The Doghouse JV & Elvis: Hammerin' Hank's Wild 90s Prank Call

WEBVTT

00:00:00.270 --> 00:00:03.229
It pays to book your 38th day early with Vrbo.

00:00:03.350 --> 00:00:07.610
Book early and save over $530. Vrbo, book now,

00:00:07.769 --> 00:00:11.429
relax longer. Average savings $550. Book 60 days

00:00:11.429 --> 00:00:13.990
in advance on seven plus days. Select homes only.

00:00:14.689 --> 00:00:18.070
Hey, Hammer and Hank, if I hit the music. What's

00:00:18.070 --> 00:00:20.210
up, bud? Let me turn on the mic. I'm so hot today.

00:00:20.550 --> 00:00:22.670
Hammer and Hank, if I hit the music, would you

00:00:22.670 --> 00:00:25.820
be ready to start the show? Yes, buddy. Let's

00:00:25.820 --> 00:00:28.699
go. You're listening to The Hammer and Hank Show

00:00:28.699 --> 00:00:39.280
with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppy. Yeah. Uh. Uh.

00:00:40.679 --> 00:00:44.560
Yeah. Hammer and Hank. Legend on the airway spree.

00:00:44.659 --> 00:00:48.979
Autistic kingpin. Cali's hard OG. Wild 949. He

00:00:48.979 --> 00:00:52.020
the voice they need. Doghouse days. Laying down

00:00:52.020 --> 00:00:53.960
the cream. Too legit to quit. Hammer and Hank.

00:01:04.669 --> 00:01:07.569
What's up, Hammer? Hank, how are you? How the

00:01:07.569 --> 00:01:10.349
heck are you doing, buddy? I'm doing good, dude.

00:01:11.069 --> 00:01:13.829
I am feeling very alive. I just laid out at the

00:01:13.829 --> 00:01:18.890
pool and went swimming, so I feel great. I feel

00:01:18.890 --> 00:01:21.689
good, too. I've been trying to take care of myself

00:01:21.689 --> 00:01:24.650
a little more and start working out more. I got

00:01:24.650 --> 00:01:27.269
a little fat between every year, Hank, between

00:01:27.269 --> 00:01:30.409
October 31st being Halloween through New Year's

00:01:30.409 --> 00:01:32.450
Eve, I gain weight. And then January, I have

00:01:32.450 --> 00:01:34.849
to gain it back. I have to earn it back. So I

00:01:34.849 --> 00:01:38.390
got a little fat recently. Mm -hmm. It sucks.

00:01:39.750 --> 00:01:43.269
What's up? Tell me about it. Yeah. How are you

00:01:43.269 --> 00:01:48.170
doing, man? How's everything? Pretty good. What's

00:01:48.170 --> 00:01:52.519
going on with you? Anything particular? Well,

00:01:52.700 --> 00:01:57.340
I'm learning how to do stuff at Hot 97 .7 as

00:01:57.340 --> 00:02:01.599
well as KCRH. Yes, Hot 97 .7 is the affiliate

00:02:01.599 --> 00:02:04.280
of the Hammer and Hank show and Hoppy Hour. And

00:02:04.280 --> 00:02:07.939
you host your solo shift on KCRH. That's correct.

00:02:08.259 --> 00:02:10.580
What's going on with KCRH? Anything exciting?

00:02:10.580 --> 00:02:12.960
I can't wait to get on this semester. When does

00:02:12.960 --> 00:02:16.719
that begin? so that's what started last week

00:02:16.719 --> 00:02:20.219
but uh we're waiting to get the schedules well

00:02:20.219 --> 00:02:23.000
if anybody from kcrh is listening to my voice

00:02:23.000 --> 00:02:26.139
right now you have yourself a freaking legend

00:02:26.139 --> 00:02:31.460
known as henry oaks aka hammer and hank and you're

00:02:31.460 --> 00:02:33.520
quite welcome and i'm just talking you up to

00:02:33.520 --> 00:02:37.199
anybody listening at kcrh i do this show from

00:02:37.199 --> 00:02:39.479
the bottom of my heart because i believe in hank

00:02:39.479 --> 00:02:42.979
and so should you i hammer and hank You were

00:02:42.979 --> 00:02:45.960
very active on social media this week, sending

00:02:45.960 --> 00:02:50.620
me clips of the doghouse with JV and Elvis. Yes.

00:02:51.360 --> 00:02:55.039
Now, I have two clips here that we'll play. First

00:02:55.039 --> 00:02:58.580
one is Hank loves the listeners or Hank's interview.

00:02:58.740 --> 00:03:01.300
Because for people out there that are listening

00:03:01.300 --> 00:03:03.379
to me because they know who I am but don't know

00:03:03.379 --> 00:03:05.500
you from your previous radio days, I want to

00:03:05.500 --> 00:03:08.020
give them kind of a flavor, a little taste of

00:03:08.020 --> 00:03:10.120
Hammer and Hank on the biggest show ever in San

00:03:10.120 --> 00:03:12.939
Francisco being the Doghouse with JV and Elvis.

00:03:13.340 --> 00:03:18.719
Doghouse! What? Doghouse! What? That's great.

00:03:19.199 --> 00:03:21.439
Hammer and Hank, which one should I play? Hank's

00:03:21.439 --> 00:03:23.919
interview first or should I play Hank loves the

00:03:23.919 --> 00:03:26.639
listeners? The interview first, buddy. All right,

00:03:26.659 --> 00:03:34.539
let's do it right now. Let me hear you call Elvis

00:03:34.539 --> 00:03:38.159
a dickweed. Dickweed. What? Well, we're just

00:03:38.159 --> 00:03:39.960
having, you know what? What? What'd you call

00:03:39.960 --> 00:03:43.319
me? Nothing. Okay. It's just radio. I want to

00:03:43.319 --> 00:03:47.889
do. All right, let me hear you practice the questions.

00:03:48.490 --> 00:03:53.009
Pretend I'm the guy. Hello? Yes, it's a who?

00:03:54.389 --> 00:04:00.090
Let's start. What's his name? Roger Love. Roger

00:04:00.090 --> 00:04:03.509
Love, okay. Hello? Hey, it's Roger Love there.

00:04:03.729 --> 00:04:06.909
This is him. Hi, how are you doing today? Good.

00:04:07.409 --> 00:04:09.909
It's Roger Love. Who is this? Hammer and Hank.

00:04:10.090 --> 00:04:13.349
Okay. It's Roger Love, your real name? It sounds

00:04:13.349 --> 00:04:16.829
geeky. Well, I'm sorry, but that's my name. I

00:04:16.829 --> 00:04:19.189
know what? My mom can sing like a motherfucker.

00:04:19.589 --> 00:04:23.790
Uh -huh. But can I wait? Why? Does it ruin your

00:04:23.790 --> 00:04:25.490
voice when you smoke? Hold on. Wait a minute.

00:04:25.589 --> 00:04:27.310
Don't rush. You know what? My mom can sing like

00:04:27.310 --> 00:04:29.750
a motherfucker. Okay. You don't have to rush.

00:04:29.850 --> 00:04:31.730
Don't rush. Next question. Yeah, don't fire through

00:04:31.730 --> 00:04:34.370
him, Hank. Slow down a little bit. Does it ruin...

00:04:34.370 --> 00:04:36.569
And after every answer, go, hmm, that's interesting.

00:04:36.769 --> 00:04:39.689
Okay? Okay. Remember, after every answer, hmm,

00:04:39.810 --> 00:04:43.540
that's interesting. Because I like to smoke a

00:04:43.540 --> 00:04:51.100
lot of dick. That's interesting. Jesus. You produced

00:04:51.100 --> 00:04:58.060
Hanson, right? Right. They suck my disneck. You

00:04:58.060 --> 00:05:00.639
forgot to go, hmm, that's interesting. Hmm, that's

00:05:00.639 --> 00:05:04.660
interesting. Okay. They suck my disneck. Right.

00:05:05.779 --> 00:05:10.079
Have you ever made a retard sound great? No,

00:05:10.079 --> 00:05:14.180
I haven't. Hmm, that's interesting. I like to

00:05:14.180 --> 00:05:16.100
learn how... You didn't say, hmm, that's interesting.

00:05:16.279 --> 00:05:20.420
Hmm, that's interesting. I want to learn how

00:05:20.420 --> 00:05:24.980
to sing so I can get a lot of bitches. Well,

00:05:25.079 --> 00:05:28.120
that's great. I think we can do that for you.

00:05:28.399 --> 00:05:32.120
Listen to me sing. Forever, we will always be

00:05:32.120 --> 00:05:39.689
together. Forever. Hmm. That's interesting. Okay.

00:05:39.910 --> 00:05:41.970
Is he going to be able to do this? Yeah. Take

00:05:41.970 --> 00:05:43.649
your time, Hank. And listen to what he says.

00:05:43.670 --> 00:05:45.470
Listen to what his answers are. If you have to

00:05:45.470 --> 00:05:46.990
ask another question or you want to ask another

00:05:46.990 --> 00:05:49.470
question. Okay. Make sure we all have paper and

00:05:49.470 --> 00:05:50.970
pen. If we're listening, we can write something

00:05:50.970 --> 00:05:53.069
down for you. Yeah. Are you ready to do this,

00:05:53.129 --> 00:05:55.290
Hank? Ready. I want you to shock and amaze all

00:05:55.290 --> 00:05:57.509
the listeners. Okay. This is your interview.

00:05:57.610 --> 00:05:59.670
This is your time to shine. This is big time,

00:05:59.730 --> 00:06:02.629
Hank. Say yeah. Yeah. Say hell yeah. Hell yeah.

00:06:02.889 --> 00:06:04.870
Hell the motherfuck yeah. Hell the motherfuck

00:06:04.870 --> 00:06:17.189
yeah. All right, here we go. Roger Love here.

00:06:17.470 --> 00:06:20.769
Hi, is Roger Love there? It's Roger Love here.

00:06:20.990 --> 00:06:23.470
This is Cameron Hank from All 94 .9 Radio in

00:06:23.470 --> 00:06:25.230
San Francisco. How are you doing today? All right,

00:06:25.230 --> 00:06:27.290
how are you doing? Boom, that's interesting.

00:06:27.689 --> 00:06:31.180
Is Roger Love your real name? Yes, it is. It

00:06:31.180 --> 00:06:34.759
sounds geeky. My father's name was Leon Love.

00:06:34.860 --> 00:06:39.399
I was born into the love. You know what? My mom

00:06:39.399 --> 00:06:42.279
can't sing like a motherfucker, but I can't.

00:06:42.279 --> 00:06:48.839
Why? Well, have you tried to sing? Yes, I have.

00:06:49.779 --> 00:06:53.920
What happens when you try to sing? Well, I don't

00:06:53.920 --> 00:06:58.850
know. I sound like a... I don't know. Why can't

00:06:58.850 --> 00:07:00.670
I sing? Can you say that word you just said on

00:07:00.670 --> 00:07:03.850
the radio? Does it ruin your voice like you smoke?

00:07:04.449 --> 00:07:07.649
When you smoke. Does it ruin your voice when

00:07:07.649 --> 00:07:10.189
you smoke? Absolutely. It doesn't necessarily

00:07:10.189 --> 00:07:12.529
ruin it, but it makes the vocal cords a lot more

00:07:12.529 --> 00:07:15.910
dry. When you smoke, it goes right to where the

00:07:15.910 --> 00:07:18.629
vocal cords are, and it eats up all of the natural

00:07:18.629 --> 00:07:21.550
moistures that sit on the vocal cords. That's

00:07:21.550 --> 00:07:23.850
interesting, because I like to smoke a lot of

00:07:23.850 --> 00:07:30.189
dick. Who is this? Hammer and Hank. You produced

00:07:30.189 --> 00:07:37.430
Hanson, right? Yeah. That's interesting. Is this

00:07:37.430 --> 00:07:41.810
Hank? Yeah. So talk to me. Have you ever made

00:07:41.810 --> 00:07:47.370
a retard sound great? Is this a pre -interview?

00:07:48.529 --> 00:07:53.550
Is this a normal pre -interview? Talk to me in

00:07:53.550 --> 00:07:57.600
your normal voice. I want to learn to sing so

00:07:57.600 --> 00:08:02.459
I can get a lot of bitches. Listen to me sing.

00:08:03.040 --> 00:08:07.439
Forever, we will always be together. You and

00:08:07.439 --> 00:08:10.720
I will be forever. Hank, what radio station is

00:08:10.720 --> 00:08:14.819
this? This is Wild 94 .9. Where are you at? We're

00:08:14.819 --> 00:08:19.699
in San Francisco. So, let's talk. Let's talk

00:08:19.699 --> 00:08:27.120
real. Okay. My colleague here. Mind your own

00:08:27.120 --> 00:08:30.120
damn business. All right, what's this cute? What

00:08:30.120 --> 00:08:35.220
kind of pussy are you? Yeah. Hey, great interview,

00:08:35.360 --> 00:08:44.059
buddy. Whoa. Good job, Hank. That was really

00:08:44.059 --> 00:08:47.379
interesting. How mad were they after you did

00:08:47.379 --> 00:08:51.039
that prank call? Very, very good. No, no, no,

00:08:51.039 --> 00:08:53.730
no, Hank. Listen to me. After that segment was

00:08:53.730 --> 00:08:56.289
done, did the Roger guy reach out? Were they

00:08:56.289 --> 00:08:59.389
mad that you guys did that segment? I think so.

00:09:00.230 --> 00:09:02.470
Were there ever times that you guys did a prank

00:09:02.470 --> 00:09:04.350
call and you would hear about it afterwards and

00:09:04.350 --> 00:09:11.129
get in trouble? Not really. Not really? That's

00:09:11.129 --> 00:09:13.409
good. That's because that was the 90s and those

00:09:13.409 --> 00:09:15.610
are the old days. We will play the other segment

00:09:15.610 --> 00:09:20.120
to end the show. Okay. Hammer and Hank. If I

00:09:20.120 --> 00:09:23.279
hit the music, are you ready for jokes? Yes.

00:09:23.559 --> 00:09:44.840
Let's go. Let me turn it up. All right, Hank,

00:09:44.879 --> 00:09:47.820
what's happening? I started going to the gym

00:09:47.820 --> 00:09:51.350
for my mental health. Yeah. Now I'm depressed

00:09:51.350 --> 00:09:57.830
and sore. I don't have trust issues. Yeah. I

00:09:57.830 --> 00:10:02.610
have experience. Nice. My phone lasts longer

00:10:02.610 --> 00:10:08.490
than most modern relationships. And that's saying

00:10:08.490 --> 00:10:16.049
something. I try meditation. But it turns out

00:10:16.049 --> 00:10:21.450
my inner peace needs Wi -Fi. Nice. I know when

00:10:21.450 --> 00:10:27.529
people say money can't buy happiness. Cool. Well,

00:10:27.649 --> 00:10:33.350
Venmo me and let's test this theory. Will you

00:10:33.350 --> 00:10:37.450
Venmo me and test the theory? Nice. Next. I don't

00:10:37.450 --> 00:10:45.210
overthink. I just think aggressively. Nice. I'm

00:10:45.210 --> 00:10:53.840
not anti -social. I'm slightly exhausted. They

00:10:53.840 --> 00:11:02.559
say you should be yourself. Have you met me?

00:11:04.960 --> 00:11:08.500
I start drinking more water for my health. Nice.

00:11:09.279 --> 00:11:14.279
Now I just feel confidence. Hilarious. And I

00:11:14.279 --> 00:11:18.629
believe in karma. That's why I don't argue anymore.

00:11:18.870 --> 00:11:23.750
I let life finish people off. I love it. Thank

00:11:23.750 --> 00:11:27.009
you, buddy. Is that it? That's it for the jokes.

00:11:27.309 --> 00:11:33.950
Oh, Hanky. How was church today? It was good.

00:11:35.490 --> 00:11:38.570
We're currently studying the book of James. What's

00:11:38.570 --> 00:11:44.309
that like? If God was found, we would all go

00:11:44.309 --> 00:11:48.679
to hell. That's what the pastor said. Wait, what

00:11:48.679 --> 00:11:51.700
did the pastor say? If God was fair, we would

00:11:51.700 --> 00:11:54.840
all go to either heaven or hell. If God was fat?

00:11:55.639 --> 00:12:01.419
Fair. Oh, I thought you said fat. No, fair. Do

00:12:01.419 --> 00:12:04.960
you think God's fat? No. What do you think God

00:12:04.960 --> 00:12:09.519
looks like? I don't know. What do you talk to

00:12:09.519 --> 00:12:15.519
God about? About my... and my career and my dad's

00:12:15.519 --> 00:12:21.700
health. Yeah. What does God say back? He says,

00:12:21.740 --> 00:12:26.799
Dad is on his way to heaven soon. Yes. What else

00:12:26.799 --> 00:12:31.460
does God say? God's taught me to do the right

00:12:31.460 --> 00:12:33.340
stuff. What are some of the... You know what

00:12:33.340 --> 00:12:37.059
the kids say? You got the right stuff. Hell yeah!

00:12:37.559 --> 00:12:39.200
What are the right things you've been doing?

00:12:40.809 --> 00:12:44.289
Going to church more, going to school, doing

00:12:44.289 --> 00:12:49.049
some chores. What chores do you do, Hank? I do

00:12:49.049 --> 00:12:54.230
get some coffee and croissant from Arnold, get

00:12:54.230 --> 00:12:57.149
the dog stuff ready for this evening, and also

00:12:57.149 --> 00:13:02.190
make dad's bed, make my bed. Nice. How's Smurfette,

00:13:02.309 --> 00:13:04.769
your sister? Pretty good. What's she been up

00:13:04.769 --> 00:13:09.980
to? She still works for the Alameda County. How's

00:13:09.980 --> 00:13:15.799
that going? Very good. Hanky, if there's one

00:13:15.799 --> 00:13:18.059
thing you learned from church today to wrap up

00:13:18.059 --> 00:13:24.080
this church segment, what was it? To be an even

00:13:24.080 --> 00:13:29.919
nicer person. Oh, yeah. You can't hear it because

00:13:29.919 --> 00:13:32.320
we're on Zoom, but I'm playing the NFL music.

00:13:33.419 --> 00:13:36.039
The person listening in the future knows the

00:13:36.039 --> 00:13:38.419
outcome already, but right now the Broncos are

00:13:38.419 --> 00:13:41.639
up 7 -0. Hank, what do you think about the NFL

00:13:41.639 --> 00:13:46.799
playoffs? NFL playoffs? They suck because the

00:13:46.799 --> 00:13:51.860
Chiefs aren't in there this year. Did you see

00:13:51.860 --> 00:13:53.440
they brought back their offensive coordinator,

00:13:53.740 --> 00:13:58.269
Eric Biannimi? That's cool. Maybe the Chiefs

00:13:58.269 --> 00:14:01.350
will be better next year. Oh, yeah, 100%. They

00:14:01.350 --> 00:14:03.110
never should have brought in that loser known

00:14:03.110 --> 00:14:08.889
as Mad Naggy. Mm -hmm. I agree. Last week, the

00:14:08.889 --> 00:14:11.169
Bears lost, and that was soul -crushing for me.

00:14:11.549 --> 00:14:16.070
Crushed my heart. It crushes my heart, too. Thanks,

00:14:16.129 --> 00:14:20.169
bud. It's because you're a friend. Now, who do

00:14:20.169 --> 00:14:22.129
you think is going to win, even though it's already

00:14:22.129 --> 00:14:24.090
in the future? But who's going to win, Patriots

00:14:24.090 --> 00:14:29.580
or Broncos? The Broncos and the Seahawks. Go

00:14:29.580 --> 00:14:38.559
Seahawks, right? Yep. Cameron, Hank, if you were

00:14:38.559 --> 00:14:41.799
a quarterback, what team would you want to play

00:14:41.799 --> 00:14:46.320
on? Definitely the Chiefs. Would you get all

00:14:46.320 --> 00:14:50.980
the girls if you're on the Chiefs? Maybe, maybe

00:14:50.980 --> 00:14:55.429
not. You'd be quite the hit. Cameron, Hank. If

00:14:55.429 --> 00:14:58.590
I hit the music, are you ready for pop music

00:14:58.590 --> 00:15:28.399
trivia? Yes. Let me hit it. All right, Hank.

00:15:29.080 --> 00:15:32.500
What do you got for me? I have one trivia question

00:15:32.500 --> 00:15:36.100
this week. What is? Who had the top ten hit record

00:15:36.100 --> 00:15:40.500
All You Wanted back in 2002? Michelle Bradge.

00:15:41.200 --> 00:15:45.799
That's correct. Hell yeah! I got it! I got it!

00:15:46.039 --> 00:15:49.600
Wow, you got one in my age range of when I was

00:15:49.600 --> 00:15:52.789
alive. Hank, I got one for you. Yes. Who sang

00:15:52.789 --> 00:15:56.809
the song Call Me Maybe in 2012? Marlon Ray Jepsen.

00:15:57.070 --> 00:15:59.990
Yes, sir. Who sang the song Breathing in 2014?

00:16:02.009 --> 00:16:05.950
I don't know. Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo. I never

00:16:05.950 --> 00:16:08.250
heard that song before. Look up Breathing later.

00:16:08.330 --> 00:16:11.269
My best Jason Derulo song is What You Say. You

00:16:11.269 --> 00:16:13.570
got to look up Breathing later. I stumped you.

00:16:13.789 --> 00:16:17.429
I got you. I beat you. Just busting your balls.

00:16:17.570 --> 00:16:19.470
Usually, I'm the one getting the wrong answers.

00:16:20.159 --> 00:16:22.419
How do you not know breathing, bro? You go, only

00:16:22.419 --> 00:16:27.159
whisper when I'm breathing. That's what Jason

00:16:27.159 --> 00:16:29.440
Derulo sounds like. Hammer and Hank, it says

00:16:29.440 --> 00:16:34.179
here, what have you learned since 2016? I learned

00:16:34.179 --> 00:16:37.440
how to, first off, I learned how to do autism

00:16:37.440 --> 00:16:40.399
PSAs. I got to give a big shout out to my buddy,

00:16:40.519 --> 00:16:45.740
my late buddy, Doug Bender for letting me do

00:16:45.740 --> 00:16:50.120
this. Yes, sir. Hammer and Hank. Let me see if

00:16:50.120 --> 00:16:52.179
I can make a magic happen right now. I'm going

00:16:52.179 --> 00:16:54.539
to play one of your PSAs so people can hear the

00:16:54.539 --> 00:16:59.240
magic of it, okay? Okay, buddy. Hello again.

00:16:59.820 --> 00:17:02.639
It's your favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammerin'

00:17:02.639 --> 00:17:05.740
Hank. I may look normal, but the truth is, I

00:17:05.740 --> 00:17:08.299
have a condition known as autism. That's right,

00:17:08.599 --> 00:17:11.980
it's a condition, not a disease. Fact is, autism

00:17:11.980 --> 00:17:14.640
can strike anyone, regardless of who they are.

00:17:15.039 --> 00:17:17.119
People with autism normally have difficulties

00:17:17.119 --> 00:17:19.599
in verbal and nonverbal communication skills,

00:17:19.960 --> 00:17:22.220
social interactions, and leisure activities.

00:17:22.680 --> 00:17:25.500
In a recent study, people with autism are less

00:17:25.500 --> 00:17:28.220
likely to have a job and more likely to become

00:17:28.220 --> 00:17:31.500
homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends

00:17:31.500 --> 00:17:34.759
and family, having a college education. I have

00:17:34.759 --> 00:17:37.259
even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as

00:17:37.259 --> 00:17:39.599
an honorary personality for many years. Always

00:17:39.599 --> 00:17:41.579
remember that people with autism want the same

00:17:41.579 --> 00:17:44.440
things as you, to be happy and successful. To

00:17:44.440 --> 00:17:47.339
find out more about autism, please contact your

00:17:47.339 --> 00:17:50.700
local mental health center or visit autism. This

00:17:50.700 --> 00:17:52.740
is Hammer and Hank, and I appreciate your kindness.

00:17:52.940 --> 00:17:55.299
You're listening to The Hammer and Hank Show

00:17:55.299 --> 00:17:59.099
with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppe. Hammer and Hank,

00:17:59.240 --> 00:18:05.700
what else have you learned since 2016? To know

00:18:05.700 --> 00:18:10.859
music more and also to be a better radio announcer.

00:18:11.480 --> 00:18:14.299
You can always improve. Hammer and Hank, what

00:18:14.299 --> 00:18:18.000
are your MySpace moments, it says here? MySpace

00:18:18.000 --> 00:18:21.640
moments? MySpace kind of sucked because I was

00:18:21.640 --> 00:18:24.759
bullied a lot on MySpace. I mean, bullied somewhat.

00:18:25.160 --> 00:18:27.359
What about your fucking losers? Who was bullying

00:18:27.359 --> 00:18:32.950
you? Yep. MySace is a loser website. Who is bullying

00:18:32.950 --> 00:18:34.990
you? What's their name? I'll go beat them up.

00:18:35.109 --> 00:18:40.309
Strangers. Strangers? People who don't know me.

00:18:40.549 --> 00:18:45.289
I know what that is. Were they anonymous? Yep.

00:18:45.950 --> 00:18:49.650
Losers! How's it feel? The Hammer and Hank's

00:18:49.650 --> 00:18:51.630
cooler than you'll ever be, bitch! That's what

00:18:51.630 --> 00:18:56.130
I gotta say. No. Hammer and Hank. Because, uh...

00:18:56.380 --> 00:18:59.119
I'm on Facebook and it's much better. Yeah, you

00:18:59.119 --> 00:19:01.400
got a lot of fans on Facebook. Although sometimes

00:19:01.400 --> 00:19:03.099
I don't like how people talk to you. Like that

00:19:03.099 --> 00:19:04.940
guy the other day when you were like saying you

00:19:04.940 --> 00:19:07.200
want to sing the national anthem again. And he's

00:19:07.200 --> 00:19:09.619
like, well, buddy, I think you need to learn

00:19:09.619 --> 00:19:11.700
or I think you need to film what it would be

00:19:11.700 --> 00:19:13.259
like. It's like, bitch, you've already performed

00:19:13.259 --> 00:19:16.759
twice. I didn't like that guy's energy. It stuck

00:19:16.759 --> 00:19:19.779
up for you, Hank. Thank you, buddy. I got your

00:19:19.779 --> 00:19:24.160
back, Hank. I always do. Hammer and Hank, if

00:19:24.160 --> 00:19:26.650
I hit the music. You ready for Buddy of the Week?

00:19:26.690 --> 00:19:35.130
Have I hit the music? Yes. Let me go. Yo. Tune

00:19:35.130 --> 00:19:38.529
in to the show. It's Hammer and Hank. Autistic

00:19:38.529 --> 00:19:41.250
genius always keeping it dank. Henry Oaks on

00:19:41.250 --> 00:19:44.029
the mic. Hop, ride, and shotgun. Roll call for

00:19:44.029 --> 00:19:46.130
the buddies. We just having some fun. Buddy of

00:19:46.130 --> 00:19:48.950
the Week. Who gonna get the crown? Hank bringing

00:19:48.950 --> 00:19:52.789
smiles. Shut the haters down. On the airwaves.

00:19:52.789 --> 00:19:57.930
We breaking the code. Streetwise. Hi, Hammer

00:19:57.930 --> 00:20:01.109
and Hank. Who's your buddy of the week? Mike

00:20:01.109 --> 00:20:05.789
Joy, because he's celebrating his 47, 40 -some

00:20:05.789 --> 00:20:08.730
-odd years of announcing NASCAR races on Fox.

00:20:09.029 --> 00:20:15.950
Mike Joy? Yeah. Oh, man. I need you to do something

00:20:15.950 --> 00:20:19.509
for me. Try to get me to become a NASCAR fan,

00:20:19.670 --> 00:20:22.369
because to me, it's just cars driving around

00:20:22.369 --> 00:20:30.250
in a circle, you know? Tell me. Why? What's so

00:20:30.250 --> 00:20:40.569
good about NASCAR? Yeah, it is. It's annoying.

00:20:40.829 --> 00:20:43.150
You can't hear it because you're on Zoom, but

00:20:43.150 --> 00:20:45.170
I'm playing the sound of NASCAR and it's loud.

00:20:46.589 --> 00:20:49.170
All my family in North Carolina likes it, though.

00:20:49.809 --> 00:20:55.599
So maybe I'm missing out, you know? Brother -in

00:20:55.599 --> 00:20:58.599
-law Bill likes NASCAR. What are their favorite

00:20:58.599 --> 00:21:02.460
NASCAR drivers? My favorite NASCAR drivers is...

00:21:02.460 --> 00:21:09.059
I have... Dale Earnhardt Jr. Which is my dad's

00:21:09.059 --> 00:21:15.619
racer. My racer though... Kyle Busch. Kyle Larson.

00:21:18.720 --> 00:21:23.119
That's cool. I used to have to board up NASCAR

00:21:23.119 --> 00:21:25.539
on the radio. Have you ever heard NASCAR on the

00:21:25.539 --> 00:21:29.940
radio? No, I haven't. You want me to do an impersonation

00:21:29.940 --> 00:21:33.319
of it? Yeah. Kyle Larson goes to the right. And

00:21:33.319 --> 00:21:34.900
then Kyle Larson goes to the right. And then

00:21:34.900 --> 00:21:36.420
he goes to the right. Or I think it's left. And

00:21:36.420 --> 00:21:37.660
then he goes to the left. And then he goes to

00:21:37.660 --> 00:21:40.619
the left. And then we got the pit stop. Commercial

00:21:40.619 --> 00:21:42.420
break. And then we go to the left. And then we

00:21:42.420 --> 00:21:44.819
go to the... Same fucking thing. It's better

00:21:44.819 --> 00:21:46.819
to watch... God, I need us to board that bit.

00:21:46.980 --> 00:21:49.000
And then the radio station I worked at was like,

00:21:49.059 --> 00:21:51.299
why are we in last place on the weekend? Because

00:21:51.299 --> 00:21:53.599
you're airing a sound that no one can really

00:21:53.599 --> 00:21:57.329
watch. Oh my God, Hank drove me nuts. And then

00:21:57.329 --> 00:22:00.369
my program, my program director who claimed I'd

00:22:00.369 --> 00:22:03.089
never make it in radio, never called the satellite

00:22:03.089 --> 00:22:07.369
to settle or to set up a NASCAR. So this job,

00:22:07.450 --> 00:22:09.430
so that I would literally have to call and they're

00:22:09.430 --> 00:22:11.650
like, but you're not the program director, but

00:22:11.650 --> 00:22:13.730
I ain't complaining. My critics, my critics.

00:22:15.680 --> 00:22:18.420
That would last us six months in radio. And they

00:22:18.420 --> 00:22:19.700
can go fuck themselves. That was back in 1996.

00:22:20.400 --> 00:22:23.319
Look at you. You've been doing radio as long

00:22:23.319 --> 00:22:26.319
as I've been alive and even longer. You've worked

00:22:26.319 --> 00:22:29.099
with Mad Collin, JV and Elvis and Ryan Hoppy.

00:22:29.099 --> 00:22:32.960
You made it. Proud of you. That was a little

00:22:32.960 --> 00:22:35.720
dramatic. Heather and Hank, if I hit the music,

00:22:35.720 --> 00:22:40.380
are you ready for prick of the week? Yes. Let

00:22:40.380 --> 00:22:46.960
me turn it up in the club. mic what's this prick

00:22:46.960 --> 00:22:49.720
in the news fools thinking they slick ryan got

00:22:49.720 --> 00:22:53.140
the scoop crew ready to expose shots fire dodging

00:22:53.140 --> 00:22:55.680
pigs in the petty pros coppers in the back hoppy

00:22:55.680 --> 00:22:57.779
with that verbal machete every word on weapon

00:22:57.779 --> 00:23:00.480
cameras rolling y 'all ain't ready keyboard warriors

00:23:00.480 --> 00:23:02.980
acting tough behind the screen between the lines

00:23:02.980 --> 00:23:05.500
you get sliced like a deli cheese in the news

00:23:05.500 --> 00:23:08.349
he's a thorn in your side exposed What up, Hank?

00:23:08.650 --> 00:23:11.910
Who's your prick of the week? Apparently the

00:23:11.910 --> 00:23:14.470
Evaldi police officer Adrian Gonzalez and also

00:23:14.470 --> 00:23:19.089
the jury who courted him are not doing enough.

00:23:19.680 --> 00:23:22.759
To prevent the massacre that occurred three years

00:23:22.759 --> 00:23:24.940
ago. Yeah, so for people that don't know, in

00:23:24.940 --> 00:23:26.980
Uvalde, Texas, it was one of the million school

00:23:26.980 --> 00:23:28.779
shootings we've had in this country, and there

00:23:28.779 --> 00:23:31.299
was a cop that pretty much did nothing and allowed

00:23:31.299 --> 00:23:33.779
it to happen, and he got charged with like 27

00:23:33.779 --> 00:23:36.759
counts of different stuff. He was acquitted of

00:23:36.759 --> 00:23:39.380
all of them. Exactly, and I did a rant about

00:23:39.380 --> 00:23:42.460
it on my show. It's on my YouTube page. Absolutely

00:23:42.460 --> 00:23:46.359
ridiculous that he got off. Once again, it's

00:23:46.359 --> 00:23:50.730
an example of cops. It's an example of pigs getting

00:23:50.730 --> 00:23:53.890
away with whatever. Cops claim that this country

00:23:53.890 --> 00:23:57.210
has a gang problem, but guess what? Cops are

00:23:57.210 --> 00:24:01.450
a gang as well. The good cops are not the bad.

00:24:02.869 --> 00:24:05.670
Here's the problem, Hank. There are a ton of

00:24:05.670 --> 00:24:08.289
good cops out there. There's no denying that,

00:24:08.329 --> 00:24:10.410
Hank. But Hank, you know what the problem is?

00:24:11.039 --> 00:24:14.019
What? The good cops are not in charge. The bad

00:24:14.019 --> 00:24:17.259
cops are the ones that lead the department. The

00:24:17.259 --> 00:24:20.319
bad cops are the ones that run things. So you

00:24:20.319 --> 00:24:22.440
can go all you want. Oh, there's good cops out

00:24:22.440 --> 00:24:25.240
there, but they ain't leading the charge. The

00:24:25.240 --> 00:24:27.480
bad cops are the ones that are the lieutenants.

00:24:28.079 --> 00:24:30.099
That's the problem. My thoughts and prayers are

00:24:30.099 --> 00:24:33.359
out with the victims and their families. I'm

00:24:33.359 --> 00:24:36.599
very glad you said that. A father, a son, a Holy

00:24:36.599 --> 00:24:38.460
Spirit. Let's say a prayer. Okay. Father, son,

00:24:38.460 --> 00:24:40.440
Holy Spirit, whatever. Henry and Hank, it says

00:24:40.440 --> 00:24:42.000
here, you write this every week and I love this.

00:24:42.160 --> 00:24:45.019
Anything else I can think of? Is there anything

00:24:45.019 --> 00:24:49.680
else in the mind of Henry Oaks? Yes. I was shopping

00:24:49.680 --> 00:24:55.079
safely with my sister yesterday. And the line

00:24:55.079 --> 00:24:59.299
was extremely long, but we met a good checker.

00:24:59.980 --> 00:25:04.559
I forget her name, but she was. A very, very

00:25:04.559 --> 00:25:07.680
good checker and a bagger named Danielle. Was

00:25:07.680 --> 00:25:12.380
Danielle cute? No, he was bagging groceries like

00:25:12.380 --> 00:25:15.920
he was supposed to. It was a guy? Yeah. Did they

00:25:15.920 --> 00:25:18.940
know who you are? You're Radio Legendy? Nope.

00:25:19.559 --> 00:25:22.460
I just said Radio Legendy. I just made up a word,

00:25:22.559 --> 00:25:25.160
Legendy. I don't know what that means. Do you

00:25:25.160 --> 00:25:30.400
ever get recognized in public? Sometimes I do.

00:25:30.579 --> 00:25:32.900
Sometimes I don't. When's the last time you got

00:25:32.900 --> 00:25:37.519
recognized in public? I put on a few weeks ago.

00:25:37.980 --> 00:25:39.779
What's it like? What's the conversation like?

00:25:39.880 --> 00:25:44.779
Hey, Hammer and Hank. What's it like? Too many

00:25:44.779 --> 00:25:49.900
to name right now. Whoa! You're so famous that

00:25:49.900 --> 00:25:52.619
you can't even... I need to get on that level

00:25:52.619 --> 00:25:54.759
of Henry Oaks. That you're so famous that you

00:25:54.759 --> 00:25:57.549
can't... That's why you're a legend, Hank. I'm

00:25:57.549 --> 00:26:02.869
just kidding. Anything else? That's it. Hammer

00:26:02.869 --> 00:26:07.630
and Hank, today was a good show. I think it was

00:26:07.630 --> 00:26:10.910
good. Can you believe that we've done 38 shows?

00:26:11.769 --> 00:26:16.450
Yes, I do. With more to come. Our show's going

00:26:16.450 --> 00:26:18.809
to go through a midlife crisis. It's almost 40.

00:26:19.769 --> 00:26:22.309
I get it. Hammer and Hank, did you go through

00:26:22.309 --> 00:26:26.450
a midlife crisis when you turned 40? Not really.

00:26:27.829 --> 00:26:32.109
That's good. Hammer and Hank, I'm going to end

00:26:32.109 --> 00:26:35.190
the show by playing the clip, Hank Loves the

00:26:35.190 --> 00:26:38.869
Listeners. But first, before we do that, anything

00:26:38.869 --> 00:26:41.829
else? I'm going to give a big shout out to my

00:26:41.829 --> 00:26:46.369
sisters, Jan Smith, my dad, my dog, Marnie, my

00:26:46.369 --> 00:26:52.500
best human friend, Mikey. All my buddies at the

00:26:52.500 --> 00:26:54.940
CV First Church and Cast Rally. All my buddies

00:26:54.940 --> 00:26:58.380
in the JV Show Fan Army. All my buddies at the

00:26:58.380 --> 00:27:00.859
Rush Kind News, the Modesto Beat, and the Great

00:27:00.859 --> 00:27:06.380
Dead Tribune. And all my buddies at Chabot College.

00:27:06.900 --> 00:27:09.619
And I hope to see you back here next week. Peace

00:27:09.619 --> 00:27:13.039
in your hood. Coming up next is the best of Hank,

00:27:13.200 --> 00:27:16.299
along with my appearance on a JV show 12 years

00:27:16.299 --> 00:27:18.559
ago. Bye, Hank. I'll talk to you soon. Peace

00:27:18.559 --> 00:27:23.880
in your hood. What are you doing? I think this

00:27:23.880 --> 00:27:28.640
line is bright lead. Bright lead? Bright lead.

00:27:29.839 --> 00:27:33.839
I don't get it. He thought you were taking a

00:27:33.839 --> 00:27:35.819
phone call there. We're all just kicking it.

00:27:36.019 --> 00:27:38.799
Yeah, we're killing it. I don't like to talk

00:27:38.799 --> 00:27:41.079
to the listeners. They make me mad. Yeah, they're

00:27:41.079 --> 00:27:44.420
upsetting. Some listeners, they do bother me,

00:27:44.539 --> 00:27:50.099
but others are cool. Which ones bother you? Just

00:27:50.099 --> 00:27:53.599
ones who... Demand t -shirts and stuff. That's

00:27:53.599 --> 00:27:57.420
all of them. That's why they all bother me. Because

00:27:57.420 --> 00:28:00.339
they all feel like you owe them something. Dorsal

00:28:00.339 --> 00:28:04.539
monsters are real cool. Name one. Michelle. Nope.

00:28:05.099 --> 00:28:07.619
I know. I love all of our listeners regardless.

00:28:10.789 --> 00:28:15.329
Regardless. Get over it. Yeah. It's about ratings.

00:28:15.430 --> 00:28:17.849
That's all it's ever been about. Not forging

00:28:17.849 --> 00:28:21.450
relationships with a listener. Okay? All right.

00:28:21.769 --> 00:28:24.650
Going out there with a smile on the toothless

00:28:24.650 --> 00:28:26.930
face and, you know, saying, hi, I'm really glad

00:28:26.930 --> 00:28:29.509
to meet you. That's a crock. What is it? Yeah,

00:28:29.509 --> 00:28:32.210
it is. Get over it. Learn what it's about. Bottom

00:28:32.210 --> 00:28:38.009
line, it's the dollar. I used to take sales classes

00:28:38.009 --> 00:28:39.769
when I was a chabot. Well, they didn't work.

00:28:39.849 --> 00:28:42.549
They didn't take. You're right, Elvis. I flunked.

00:28:42.650 --> 00:28:46.849
Great. Doghouse, good morning. Hi. Hello. How's

00:28:46.849 --> 00:28:47.809
it going? That's another one of them listeners.

00:28:47.990 --> 00:28:52.009
Crack. Hello. Pardon me? What do you want? Nothing.

00:28:52.230 --> 00:28:54.210
I just called to tell you guys that I'm a new

00:28:54.210 --> 00:28:58.069
listener. Bless you. Thank you. I really like

00:28:58.069 --> 00:29:00.029
your show. I've never really been able to listen

00:29:00.029 --> 00:29:01.829
in the mornings, and everybody was just talking

00:29:01.829 --> 00:29:05.789
about it, and... I just enjoy hearing it, so

00:29:05.789 --> 00:29:07.450
I just want to tell you good job. Keep it up.

00:29:07.569 --> 00:29:08.509
Thanks a lot. Thank you, sweetheart. What's your

00:29:08.509 --> 00:29:11.029
name, anyway? My name is Monica. You know our

00:29:11.029 --> 00:29:12.910
sense of humor, right? We're just screwing around.

00:29:13.089 --> 00:29:15.210
Just messing around. Yeah. Just having fun, right?

00:29:15.650 --> 00:29:18.349
Yes, having fun. You need to have fun, especially

00:29:18.349 --> 00:29:20.410
during the week. Cool. Hang on one second. I'm

00:29:20.410 --> 00:29:21.529
going to send you something, okay? All right.

00:29:21.730 --> 00:29:27.500
Use condom. From me and my mother. What? I don't

00:29:27.500 --> 00:29:29.740
mean it was like mine. My dad used it first.

00:29:29.839 --> 00:29:32.480
Okay, whatever. No, it's like hand -me -downs.

00:29:32.480 --> 00:29:39.140
Like a hand. Right. Yeah. I can't play that because

00:29:39.140 --> 00:29:42.000
of copyright. Now it's time for my appearance

00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:45.160
on the JV Show 12 years ago. How time flies.

00:29:49.079 --> 00:29:53.619
The JV Show. 1294 .9 to base. Number one. Here

00:29:53.619 --> 00:29:57.059
we go. on the JV Show. Happy Wednesday to you.

00:29:57.359 --> 00:30:01.000
I am happy sometimes to help people out coming

00:30:01.000 --> 00:30:03.480
up. Earlier on the show, we played Young Vars.

00:30:03.539 --> 00:30:06.839
How old is Young Vars? He's 18 years old. 18

00:30:06.839 --> 00:30:08.660
-year -old Filipino rapper. I thought he was

00:30:08.660 --> 00:30:10.200
pretty good. We played his music on the air.

00:30:10.259 --> 00:30:12.400
Now let's get to this guy, Ryan. He hits me up

00:30:12.400 --> 00:30:15.519
on Twitter and says, where the hell did that

00:30:15.519 --> 00:30:18.630
go? Oh, yeah. Right there in front of you. Hey,

00:30:18.750 --> 00:30:21.569
JV, I was wondering if you would want to do a

00:30:21.569 --> 00:30:24.150
few drops for my two radio shows. It would be

00:30:24.150 --> 00:30:27.390
a cool way for me to come back from a break.

00:30:27.890 --> 00:30:30.170
So, Scuba Steve, you hit this guy up. Where is

00:30:30.170 --> 00:30:32.569
he from? He's from Chicago, Illinois. All right.

00:30:32.869 --> 00:30:35.369
Hey, thank you for finally saying Illinois. You've

00:30:35.369 --> 00:30:38.130
been saying Illinois. I have? Yes. All morning.

00:30:38.309 --> 00:30:40.130
Really? I've been saying Illinois? Yes. Yes.

00:30:40.130 --> 00:30:43.529
I didn't even notice that. Hey, Ryan, good morning.

00:30:44.279 --> 00:30:46.619
What's up, JV? How's it going, man? Pretty good.

00:30:46.759 --> 00:30:51.039
So you go to the school called the Illinois Center

00:30:51.039 --> 00:30:54.150
for Radio? Yeah, and I will be graduating next

00:30:54.150 --> 00:30:55.930
month, so right now I'm looking for my first

00:30:55.930 --> 00:30:58.190
job in radio because I have two freelancing radio

00:30:58.190 --> 00:31:00.589
shows right now. You sound a lot older than 20

00:31:00.589 --> 00:31:04.309
years old. Are you sure you're 20? Maybe. I might

00:31:04.309 --> 00:31:06.470
be 30 then. I'm not sure yet. Ryan, because I

00:31:06.470 --> 00:31:07.609
want to ask you, you said you've been listening

00:31:07.609 --> 00:31:09.690
to J .B. since he was in New York eight years

00:31:09.690 --> 00:31:13.210
ago. That makes you 12. So did that... No, he's

00:31:13.210 --> 00:31:15.309
not 12. No, that made him 12 when he listened

00:31:15.309 --> 00:31:17.289
to you for the first time in New York with Elvis.

00:31:17.609 --> 00:31:19.769
So did you kind of like... Did J .B. inspire

00:31:19.769 --> 00:31:21.250
you to get into radio? You've listened to talk

00:31:21.250 --> 00:31:24.430
radio since... I guess age 12? Yeah, I used to

00:31:24.430 --> 00:31:26.670
listen to him back when he was in New York, and

00:31:26.670 --> 00:31:28.789
I would download all his podcasts. Because what

00:31:28.789 --> 00:31:31.210
I would do is I'd go to my local library and

00:31:31.210 --> 00:31:33.789
look up radio shows, and I just liked what JV

00:31:33.789 --> 00:31:36.049
brought to the radio. So he's one of the reasons

00:31:36.049 --> 00:31:37.430
why I'm going into radio right now. Oh, that's

00:31:37.430 --> 00:31:39.769
nice. Oh, that's great. Is Ryan Hope, is that

00:31:39.769 --> 00:31:42.349
your real name, or is that a radio name? It's

00:31:42.349 --> 00:31:44.710
Ryan Hoppy, and yeah, it's just Hoppy and Super

00:31:44.710 --> 00:31:47.230
Rich Hits, the show I have. Oh, so your name

00:31:47.230 --> 00:31:51.339
is not Ryan Hope? It's Hoppy. Oh, no. Because

00:31:51.339 --> 00:31:54.759
I kind of, I set something up. Hey, you know

00:31:54.759 --> 00:31:59.420
the old, have you seen Star Wars? Yeah. And so

00:31:59.420 --> 00:32:02.200
in Star Wars, there's this little scene. Help

00:32:02.200 --> 00:32:05.579
me, Obi -Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. I was

00:32:05.579 --> 00:32:08.240
thinking this morning we could try you out with

00:32:08.240 --> 00:32:11.779
a segment called, you know, Ryan Hope being our

00:32:11.779 --> 00:32:15.059
only hope, but that's not even your name. Yeah,

00:32:15.119 --> 00:32:17.039
I'm not sure if that would work. No, we're going

00:32:17.039 --> 00:32:21.900
to do it anyway. I want you to give us some advice.

00:32:22.039 --> 00:32:24.779
We're going to start with me. Do you, on your

00:32:24.779 --> 00:32:27.220
shows, you got, what's your other show on? Do

00:32:27.220 --> 00:32:29.059
you have one at the school, and then where's

00:32:29.059 --> 00:32:31.849
your other radio show? Well, I have the Hoppy

00:32:31.849 --> 00:32:33.950
and Super show, and that airs on The Edge on

00:32:33.950 --> 00:32:36.250
air .com at school. And then I have an overnight

00:32:36.250 --> 00:32:38.910
talk show where I mix, like, top 40 hits from

00:32:38.910 --> 00:32:41.450
the last 10 years in an FM talk. And that's on

00:32:41.450 --> 00:32:45.269
WNUR 89 .3. Then I have a show called The Friday

00:32:45.269 --> 00:32:47.450
Sports Riot on Sports Town. You don't have to

00:32:47.450 --> 00:32:50.930
promote it. No one's going to go. Not bad. No,

00:32:50.970 --> 00:32:54.589
no, no. It's fine. So, but would you mind giving,

00:32:54.750 --> 00:32:56.390
like, if someone were to call up needing your

00:32:56.390 --> 00:32:59.420
advice, would you give advice? I'd love to. All

00:32:59.420 --> 00:33:01.400
right, so we'll start with me here. This is JV.

00:33:01.680 --> 00:33:05.140
Help me, Ryan Hope. You're my only hope. Here's

00:33:05.140 --> 00:33:10.079
my thing. So my wife, Natasha, she and I, we

00:33:10.079 --> 00:33:14.029
got hammered one night. And I was like, you know

00:33:14.029 --> 00:33:16.250
what? I'm going to do some role playing. I'm

00:33:16.250 --> 00:33:18.089
going to be this guy named Mark. I told you guys

00:33:18.089 --> 00:33:21.250
about this. So I'm pretending to be Mark. And

00:33:21.250 --> 00:33:24.150
Mark, when Mark's there, he's talking all nasty.

00:33:24.349 --> 00:33:27.170
Maybe slaps her on the ass a little bit. Hair

00:33:27.170 --> 00:33:29.690
pulling. I'm not that kind of guy. I'm a little

00:33:29.690 --> 00:33:31.890
more like, you know, straight laced in the bedroom.

00:33:32.650 --> 00:33:35.880
But when we get drunk, Mark comes out. The last

00:33:35.880 --> 00:33:38.779
time we drank, though, well, two things. One,

00:33:38.960 --> 00:33:41.779
my wife is not having as much sex with me, but

00:33:41.779 --> 00:33:46.839
she wants to drink more, and then she wants nothing

00:33:46.839 --> 00:33:50.559
to do with JV. She's like, can you get Mark?

00:33:50.940 --> 00:33:53.640
My wife doesn't even want to have sex with JV

00:33:53.640 --> 00:33:57.099
anymore. Just this Mark guy. It's kind of hurt

00:33:57.099 --> 00:34:00.180
my feelings a little bit. Ryan, you're my only

00:34:00.180 --> 00:34:04.839
hope. What should I do in this situation? I think

00:34:04.839 --> 00:34:07.599
you need to do what makes your wife happy. So

00:34:07.599 --> 00:34:10.079
I think you need to be Mark, JV. I just need

00:34:10.079 --> 00:34:12.500
to turn into Mark. From now on, I'm Mark. Yeah.

00:34:12.900 --> 00:34:14.940
You guys, it hurts my feelings that she wants

00:34:14.940 --> 00:34:17.159
nothing to do with JV. This is me. This is who

00:34:17.159 --> 00:34:19.619
I am. But she wants a little more excitement.

00:34:19.699 --> 00:34:20.920
I don't think there's nothing wrong with her

00:34:20.920 --> 00:34:22.809
being honest about that. Couldn't you... come

00:34:22.809 --> 00:34:25.150
up with a better name mark is like hell boring

00:34:25.150 --> 00:34:28.349
it was just spur of the moment i'm not you know

00:34:28.349 --> 00:34:30.670
well versed in the role playing all right uh

00:34:30.670 --> 00:34:33.789
let's get to uh durell here help me ryan hope

00:34:33.789 --> 00:34:37.670
all right so ryan i met this guy on the internet

00:34:37.670 --> 00:34:40.409
and uh i invited him over the same night we met

00:34:40.409 --> 00:34:43.329
and of course we hooked up um we were physically

00:34:43.329 --> 00:34:45.690
compatible he really enjoyed my company invited

00:34:45.690 --> 00:34:47.949
him over a second time we did the same thing

00:34:47.949 --> 00:34:51.239
but this time he told me he had a friend And

00:34:51.239 --> 00:34:53.880
so I was like, you know, okay, whatever. So I

00:34:53.880 --> 00:34:56.280
haven't heard from the guy since. No text messages,

00:34:56.420 --> 00:34:58.139
no emails. What do you mean a friend, Darrell?

00:34:58.199 --> 00:35:00.980
I want to get this straight. So he said, I have

00:35:00.980 --> 00:35:03.920
another friend besides you? Exactly. Oh, okay.

00:35:04.280 --> 00:35:07.019
So I haven't heard from the guy since. No text

00:35:07.019 --> 00:35:09.639
messages, no phone calls, no emails, Ryan. So

00:35:09.639 --> 00:35:12.179
should I continue to pursue this situation or

00:35:12.179 --> 00:35:14.670
just kind of leave it alone for what it is? If

00:35:14.670 --> 00:35:16.869
this guy doesn't want to be with you, Darrell,

00:35:17.010 --> 00:35:19.690
then move on from him. He sounds like a deuce.

00:35:20.969 --> 00:35:27.079
I love Ryan. appreciate your honesty buddy yeah

00:35:27.079 --> 00:35:29.139
just some good honest opinions here all right

00:35:29.139 --> 00:35:32.760
so ryan you wanted me to do uh like drops for

00:35:32.760 --> 00:35:35.579
you what what are you looking for be like hey

00:35:35.579 --> 00:35:39.019
what's up this is jv from well 94 .9 in san francisco

00:35:39.019 --> 00:35:41.019
and you're listening to the hobby and super show

00:35:41.019 --> 00:35:46.440
just things like that okay um all right uh let's

00:35:46.440 --> 00:35:52.400
let me let me see if i can do one here Yo, what

00:35:52.400 --> 00:35:58.019
up? JV, listening to the who and what show? Hoppy

00:35:58.019 --> 00:36:02.000
and Super Race. Okay, and I just had sex with

00:36:02.000 --> 00:36:11.309
Hoppy's sister. Would that work, Ryan? That's

00:36:11.309 --> 00:36:13.070
a bit weird, but I'm going to have to make it

00:36:13.070 --> 00:36:14.530
work. That's all I can give you, dude. I'm sorry.

00:36:14.969 --> 00:36:16.929
You're just starting out. Don't ask for too much.

00:36:17.070 --> 00:36:19.550
No, I'm just kidding. Ryan, off the air, I'm

00:36:19.550 --> 00:36:20.789
going to talk with you. I'm going to give you

00:36:20.789 --> 00:36:24.510
whatever you want. I'm super happy that you listened

00:36:24.510 --> 00:36:26.710
to me at age 12 and were like, hey, this is what

00:36:26.710 --> 00:36:29.070
I want to do, and that you still reached out

00:36:29.070 --> 00:36:31.869
and are into the show and want me to help you.

00:36:31.909 --> 00:36:34.980
I'd be glad to do that. Okay, sounds good. Thank

00:36:34.980 --> 00:36:38.579
you, JV. Okay. Man, do they have the worst, most

00:36:38.579 --> 00:36:41.300
annoying voices in Illinois? Don't you know?

00:36:41.420 --> 00:36:43.699
I was going to say that. Don't you know? Or is

00:36:43.699 --> 00:36:46.000
it Boston? Boston's pretty bad, too, though,

00:36:46.039 --> 00:36:48.920
JV. Boston, Illinois, or Canada, or Minnesota?

00:36:49.179 --> 00:36:51.960
Yeah, I don't like Minnesota or Illinois. Boston

00:36:51.960 --> 00:36:53.440
guys sound sexy, though. I don't know what you're

00:36:53.440 --> 00:36:54.880
talking about. Are you serious? The Hammer and

00:36:54.880 --> 00:37:07.079
Hank Show. Ha, yeah. Yo. Yo, yo, yo. Mike Crackle,

00:37:07.159 --> 00:37:10.079
Hammerin' Hank on the tackle. Autistic mind sharper

00:37:10.079 --> 00:37:12.320
than a bone -chilling shackle. Henry Oates with

00:37:12.320 --> 00:37:14.639
the hops, Ryan hopped in the spot. Radio waves

00:37:14.639 --> 00:37:17.139
hittin' hard like a chef with a pot. Farewell,

00:37:17.159 --> 00:37:19.820
Hammerin' Hank, gotta close up the show. Legend

00:37:19.820 --> 00:37:22.699
in the booth where the vibes used to flow. Autism

00:37:22.699 --> 00:37:25.179
warrior, always runnin' the glow. But all good

00:37:25.179 --> 00:37:27.199
things gotta let the curtain go slow. On the

00:37:27.199 --> 00:37:30.260
dial, spittin' truth with his unique grind. Thoughts

00:37:30.260 --> 00:37:32.940
intertwined like graffiti on the line. Ryan on

00:37:32.940 --> 00:38:00.639
the We'll be right back. ghost he a host with

00:38:00.639 --> 00:38:02.619
the sauce henry oaks and reinhardt lightning

00:38:02.619 --> 00:38:05.460
never lost puzzle piece crown man this dude was

00:38:05.460 --> 00:38:08.280
the boss city missed the voice that's the ultimate

00:38:08.280 --> 00:38:41.329
cause Farewell Hammer and Hank gotta close up

00:38:41.329 --> 00:38:43.670
the show Legend in the booth where the vibes

00:38:43.670 --> 00:38:46.610
used to flow Autism warrior always running the

00:38:46.610 --> 00:38:49.110
glow But all good things gotta let the curtain

00:38:49.110 --> 00:39:01.949
go slow Radio gate never ghost He a host with

00:39:01.949 --> 00:39:03.949
the sauce Henry Oaks and Ryan Harp Lightning

00:39:03.949 --> 00:39:07.050
never lost Puzzle piece crown Man this dude was

00:39:07.050 --> 00:39:09.550
the boss City, Mr. Voice, that's the ultimate

00:39:09.550 --> 00:39:33.179
cost Ryan Hoppe here, and I want to tell you

00:39:33.179 --> 00:39:36.019
about the Ride the Wave Media Podcast Network.

00:39:36.480 --> 00:39:39.340
They got such great shows. It's practically magic.

00:39:39.659 --> 00:39:42.920
Those guys, Blaine's World, and even my show,

00:39:43.119 --> 00:39:45.880
Hoppe Hour with Ryan Hoppe, which can be heard

00:39:45.880 --> 00:39:48.840
by searching Hoppe Radio. This podcast network

00:39:48.840 --> 00:39:52.420
is going to take over the world. It is everything

00:39:52.420 --> 00:39:55.019
that radio is missing. Now, you're hearing my

00:39:55.019 --> 00:39:58.460
voice, and you go, how can I find it? RideTheWave

00:39:58.460 --> 00:40:02.119
.media is the website name. and there has all

00:40:02.119 --> 00:40:05.280
the great podcasts. And once again, this is Ryan

00:40:05.280 --> 00:40:08.559
Hoppe from the Ride the Wave Media Podcast Network.

00:40:10.599 --> 00:40:13.199
Hey, what's up, guys? It's Ryan Hoppe here. I

00:40:13.199 --> 00:40:16.260
host the award -winning and nationally syndicated

00:40:16.260 --> 00:40:19.780
Hoppe Hour Podcast. but I'm not bragging. It's

00:40:19.780 --> 00:40:23.739
a mix of a 2000s, 1990s morning show in a podcast

00:40:23.739 --> 00:40:26.519
format. You never know what I might talk about.

00:40:26.599 --> 00:40:28.960
One minute I could be talking about the latest

00:40:28.960 --> 00:40:32.559
with the NFL side chicks, and the very next second

00:40:32.559 --> 00:40:35.920
I could be playing an unknown song from the 2000s.

00:40:35.920 --> 00:40:40.760
My show is an in -studio circus for the age group

00:40:40.760 --> 00:40:43.639
of 18 to 34, even though we have 70 -year -olds

00:40:43.639 --> 00:40:46.550
that listen. For more info, if you want to be

00:40:46.550 --> 00:40:49.730
a sponsor, a friend, and no, not a drinking sponsor,

00:40:49.949 --> 00:40:54.449
a sponsor of the show of Hoppy Hour, go to ridethewave

00:40:54.449 --> 00:40:58.869
.media is the website, and ryanhoppyradio at

00:40:58.869 --> 00:41:02.750
gmail .com. Once again, this is Ryan Hoppy of

00:41:02.750 --> 00:41:06.130
the Hoppy Hour podcast, and let's do some business.

00:41:08.150 --> 00:41:11.030
Some law firms feel like a drive -thru. Pull

00:41:11.030 --> 00:41:13.480
up, grab the bag, and drive away. Hoping they

00:41:13.480 --> 00:41:15.940
got it right, nothing's missing. But when someone

00:41:15.940 --> 00:41:18.280
comes to Farrah & Farrah after a car crash, it

00:41:18.280 --> 00:41:20.239
isn't fast food. It's made -to -order service.

00:41:20.500 --> 00:41:22.760
You feel the difference, especially when you're

00:41:22.760 --> 00:41:25.000
dealing with confusing medical bills, time away

00:41:25.000 --> 00:41:27.719
from work, and recovery from injury. Here, we

00:41:27.719 --> 00:41:30.360
take time to meet with you, to listen, to explain

00:41:30.360 --> 00:41:32.800
things. Because clients aren't numbers. Their

00:41:32.800 --> 00:41:35.300
family's depending on us. Farrah & Farrah. Still

00:41:35.300 --> 00:41:38.579
cooking. Tampa. You know what they say, Early

00:41:38.579 --> 00:41:41.860
Bird gets the ultimate 30A vacation rental. Wait,

00:41:41.980 --> 00:41:44.420
they don't say that? They do now. Book early

00:41:44.420 --> 00:41:48.699
and save over $530 on select homes for week -long

00:41:48.699 --> 00:41:51.800
stays with Verbo. That's the way to 30A.