Aug. 19, 2026
KLOK San Jose Radio Memories & TikTok Audition
The Hammerin' Hank Show, Episode 47 Show Notes
Hammerin' Hank and Ryan Hoppe are running on caffeine and chaos this week, with Ryan off his bipolar medication and fully unfiltered. The energy is immediate and unhinged, exactly what makes this show work.
They kick off with a deep dive into Hank's radio archaeology, specifically his connection to KLOK San Jose in the '90s. Hank recalls hanging out at the station, watching DJs work, and soaking in the evolution from M.O.R. (middle of the road) soft adult contemporary to interactive listener-driven formats. It's a window into how radio shaped him before podcasting existed.
The comedy corner hits hard this week, rapid-fire jokes about sleep schedules, therapy, confidence, and the brutal honesty of self-awareness. Ryan's loopy energy amplifies every punchline.
Then comes the real meat: a conversation about radio consultants forcing the same songs on repeat while audiences flee to Spotify for discovery. Hank and Ryan nail the contradiction, stations play "Africa" and "Lose Yourself" on loop, wondering why listeners leave. It's a direct critique of legacy radio's death wish.
The episode builds to Hank's TikTok Radio audition, a genuine tryout moment where he pitches himself as the autistic voice the platform needs. He delivers a break about OXO the 20s and even performs the national anthem from a Modesto Nuts game, proving he's got broadcast chops and a unique angle.
Closing with his signature sign-off: Peace in your hood.
Subscribe wherever you listen. Watch the full episode at https://www.ridethewave.media/show/the-hammerin-hank-show/
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What's up, Hammer and Hank? How are you? What's
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going on, buddy? I'm doing great. If I hit the
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button, are you ready to begin episode 47 of
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the Hammer and Hank Show? Yes. Let's go. I'm
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going to hit the button. You're listening to
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the Hammer and Hank Show with Henry Oaks and
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Ryan Hoppy. Yeah. Uh. Uh. Yeah. Hammer and Hank.
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Legend on the airway spree Autistic kingpin,
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Cali's hard OG Wild 949, he the voice they need
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Doghouse days, laying down the creed Too legit
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to quit, Helen and Hank on fire Mic and head,
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lifeline and wire Radio beats, ain't showing
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no tire Underdog champion, always going higher
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Wild like a wolf Cameron, Hank, how are you?
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It's really good, buddy. I've been drinking live
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caffeine this morning. Oh, yeah, me too. Have
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you heard of this new caffeine called Arizona
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Energy Drink? Have you heard of this? No. Dude,
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it's 99 cents, and you know how you know it's
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a good energy drink? It says caution on it. That's
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when you know it's a naughty drink, Hank. I don't
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drink energy drinks anymore. What is your caffeine
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then? Coffee and soda. I like coffee, but if
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I'm about to do a two, three, four hour radio
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show, if I'm producing one or recording one,
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the problem with coffee is I have to go to the
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bathroom after like 35 minutes, man. It cleans
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me out. It's gross. I know, that was riveting
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and gross. Anyway, how the hell has your week
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been, man? You know what's funny? It's usually
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when we record, it's like, I haven't seen you
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in either seven to ten days. I just saw you three
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days ago because we recorded on Sunday. I know,
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it's awesome. How's your week been? I haven't
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seen you in four days, but how's your week been?
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It's really good. Thank you, Loudon Odyssey,
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for TikTok Radio. And we'll get to that in a
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little bit. Easy, Tiger. Easy, easy. You don't
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want to climax too fast. Hammer and Hank here.
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It says right here. You always send me the prep.
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You always send me everything that we talk about
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in a very organized way. Better than most morning
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radio, actually. It says here, old radio memories.
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What are some of your old memories for this week's
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episode of the Hammer and Hank show? Excuse me.
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You're good. When I visited KLOK Radio San Jose
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way back in the 1980s, I had a buddy named Jonah
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Denz Hamilton who worked there. Dude, I get a
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feeling that San Jose radio really influenced
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you. I'm kind of getting that vibe. I know. What
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was it about San Jose in the 80s that was so
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influential to Hammer and Hank? I used to listen
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to KLOK San Jose, which was an AM radio station.
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I had a lot of friends who were there. Jonah
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Den Samuelson, Lenny Mack, Jim Phillips, Ralph
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Hasty, Don Welch, Neil Cannon, Alan Wateris.
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You got more friends than me, Hank. Did you get
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to meet these people along the way? I met them
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at the radio station. That's awesome. What was
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it like that day when you got to go there? Extremely
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good. What did you do? I hung out, watched the
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DJ do the radio show. Good DJ, not my DJ. What
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type of music were they playing? First they were
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an M .O .R. station which was Middle of the Road.
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Then they changed formats to an interactive adult
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contemporary format named Yes No Radio. What
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is M .O .R.? What does that mean? Middle of the
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Road. Like just okay music? Like Celine Dion?
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Soft adult contemporary. So they went from playing
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soft adult contemporary that you can hear in
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your dentist's office to then what did they end
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up doing? An interactive adult contemporary format
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named Yes or Radio. They let the listeners pick
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the music they played. Do you really think that
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was, because that was like what Jack FM did like
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21 years ago. Do you really think, remember those
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like formats where it was like, we play whatever
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we want, even though it's the same 20 songs.
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Do you really think, no, I'm saying, do you really
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think that they were, you know, playing what
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people wanted to hear or was it, was it theater
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of the mind? Yes. I guess, folks, puts it on
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the air, where Novo sends it back to the music
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library to gather some more dust. That'd make
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sense. If you want to leave us a voicemail, 856
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-494 -6773. That's the hotline for my other show,
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Hoppy Hour, 856 -49 -HOPPY. Hank, I need to laugh.
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I currently am not on one of my bipolar meds,
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the one that makes me focus, so I'm a little
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loopy. I'm a little crazy today. I'll make it
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through. I'm on the struggle bus right now. And
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you know what would change everything? You know
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what would be better than actually getting my
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prestige from Walgreens whenever they're ready?
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You know what would be better? Hank's jokes.
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Hank's jokes. That's what I was trying to lead
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up with. Let me hit the music. Hank's jokes.
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the jokes for this week. Did I begin eating healthy?
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Why did I begin eating healthy? Because apparently
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pizza isn't a personality. Next. Why is my sleep
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schedule so fucked up? Why? Because my anxiety
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works night shifts. That was me last night. Why
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did I join a gym? Why? To build emotional strength
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and avoid my problems. Why did my ex break up
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with me? Why? Because she's gay? Because health
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change apparently has an expiration date. That
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is mind -dumb me because she's gay. She's in
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the closet. Black hole sun. Launch it down. Yeah,
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there's a black hole sun down there. Next. Why
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don't I chase women anymore? Why? Because cardio
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is toxic. Mm -hmm. Cardio is toxic. Nice. Why
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did I start budgeting? Why? So I can track exactly
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how much I spend on bad decisions. Nice. Me on
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a Friday night. Why did I try meditation? Why?
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To see quality. And overtake in HD. Mm -hmm.
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Why don't I trust people? Why don't you what?
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Trust people. I don't know. Why? Because their
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pattern recognition is undefeated. I just...
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Why did I go to therapy? Why? To unlock new levels
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of self -awareness and still do the same kind
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of shit. Wow. That was a mouthful. Why is my
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confidence like my phone battery? Say that one
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more time. Slow down, Tiger. Why is my confidence
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like my phone battery? Why is my confidence like
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my phone battery? Why, Hank? Because it dies
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right where I need it most. And that's into the
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jokes. That's me every day with my anxiety. All
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right. Let me load it up in the club right now.
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You won't be able to hear it, but when you listen
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after, you'll be able to hear it. Oh, yeah. We
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got some church music right now. What's going
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on in church? So, studying the book of James.
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How's that going? How's James hanging out? Pretty
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good. It teaches you how to avoid the devil.
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How do you avoid the devil, Henry? By reading
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the Bible, studying it on my iPhone. And also
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attend church every Sunday. Has anybody ever
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been a douchebag to you and in your head you
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think, oh, you're so going to hell? The people
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in the group where I lived back in the late 1980s.
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Yeah, I agree. They're going to burn in hell.
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What else is going on in church? That does it.
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That does it. Nice and easy. Unlike the Catholic
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church where they talk for an hour. Anyway. Hammer
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and Hank, what are some of your social media
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memories? My social media memories is the day
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I joined Facebook. What day was that? 2008. Do
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you know what day it was and what time? Nope.
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I know mine was August 2007. I beat you. I was
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in seventh grade. We all were sick of MySpace.
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I actually got off of MySpace. I was sick of
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MySpace too because I was bullied on MySpace.
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Douchebags! Do you want to hear my... That's
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what people who use my space is? Douchebags!
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Nice, you're getting it now. Hank, do you want
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to hear a creepy story? Yes. There's a Rover's
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Morning Glory, a show I worked on in Cleveland.
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He was out in Chicago in 2006 to replace Howard
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Stern. Failed miserably, but the dudes had a
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good career. Anywho, people compare me to him.
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Anywho. After he went off air in 06, I was in
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sixth grade, and this is like pre -social media,
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pre -podcast. I wanted to get my rubber, you
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know, consume some of his content. So he had
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an intern named One -Eyed Bri, who at the time
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was like this 35 -year -old guy that wore an
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eyepatch. And the guy would talk to me online.
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And we would have late night conversations about
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radio. And this is back 20 years ago when if
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you were in another room, if you picked up the
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phone, you would hear what was going on in the
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other room. Remember that? Yes. My dad overheard
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one -eyed Brian say, Ryan, good night. I love
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you. And I felt trapped. And I told this dude
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I loved him too. And then my dad made me delete
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my MySpace because he didn't want me talking
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to that probable pedophile. Okay? Isn't that
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a weird story? Extremely weird. You're the best,
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dude. I love you, Hank. No, but like, think about
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that. I'm lucky I never met him. I mean, I got
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the job in Cleveland because of him because I
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told the story on air when I found out he died.
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But Hank, imagine that. A 35 -year -old guy telling
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a 12 -year -old he loves him. Then he never met.
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Yeah. Okay. I'm creeping you out. I don't mean
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to. I thought that was a good story. Was it not
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a good story, Hank? Extremely good. I want this
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to end. I mean this segment. Amber and Hank,
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it's been 11 minutes and 11 seconds. Make a wish.
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My wish is to join the TikTok radio family. We'll
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get to that in a second. I'm building up the
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suspense. You don't want to just climax right
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away and get the Kleenex. Amber and Hank, recently
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you appeared on The Woody Show. How was that?
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Pretty good. I was in a statement called Woody
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Show Crossfire with another friend of mine named
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Half -Baked. How's that? How are you and Half
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-Baked getting along? Pretty good. We only interact
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with each other once a month. Would you ever
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go to the club with him? Nope. Why? You don't
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want to hang out with Half -Baked? I would recruit
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him to join the Boston Pop Circus instead. That
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made no sense. Haver and Hank, what is Half -Baked
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like in person? I think he has autism. I think
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we all love autism. Did you guys ever do any
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boxing matches or have any fights besides arguments?
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Nope. That's good. Hank, it says here, favorite
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songs that I miss being played on broadcast radio.
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What are those songs? Wanton in there by Sam
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Piper's. Some are my love by the Ray Conniff
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singers. Silence is golden by the tremolos. I'll
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be by Willie Nelson. Got it. Hank, that's a unique
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list. I think you see how I'm, I'm building suspense
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about your Tik TOK radio trial. You see how I'm
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not just going right into it? But I feel like
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if you were to get on TikTok radio, Henry, you
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would be very good at picking songs. Because
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whenever I listen to the radio, it's the same
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frickin' songs. Africa by Toto, Promiscuous Girl.
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I want to hear a variety. Love that song. I do,
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too. I love me some Africa Toto. I love me some
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Promiscuous Girl. Don't get me wrong, Henry,
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but I don't want to hear it every fucking hour.
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Same with Lose Yourself by Eminem. You start
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to lose yourself when you hear Lose Yourself
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every hour. It's insane. It's crazy. I was talking
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to a radio person yesterday, Hank, and they said
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that radio consultants think it's better to play
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the same songs over and over because people know
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them rather than play new music. But everyone's
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going to Spotify where there's new music. It
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doesn't make any sense, Henry. Now does it? We
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go to Heart Radio 5 Music. Yes, that's exactly
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what I'm saying. Do you get your music over the
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air on a station? Or like the breeze? Or is it
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your own playlist? Sometimes it's 90, one to
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breeze. Other times it's my own playlist. That's
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what I'm saying. And when you play the same songs,
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people go to playlists. Anyway, I don't even
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know what I'm saying anymore. Hey, if I hit the
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music, are you ready for buddy of the week? Yes.
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Alrighty, I'm going to hit the button. Yo. Tune
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in to the show. It's Hammer and Hank. Autistic
00:15:28.340 --> 00:15:31.100
genius always keeping it dank. Henry Oaks on
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the mic. Hop, ride, and shotgun. Roll call for
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the buddies. We just having some fun. Who's going
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to get the crown? Hank bringing smiles. Shut
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the haters down. On the airwaves. Breaking the
00:15:43.580 --> 00:15:46.980
code. Streetwise vibes on this radio. All right,
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Hank. There's your buddies of the week. Who are
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these people? Break it down. Who are they? So
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these are the people that we discussed earlier
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during your favorite radio memories. It meant
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a lot to you, didn't it? Did you get to go on
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air? Nope. That sucks. Hammer and Hank, do you
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have any other buddies? Yes. Who? Selena from
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1A for 9. Oh, yeah, she's hot. Who else? And
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also, my sister, Sir Effect. She's the best.
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Was she mad at me when we recorded on Sunday
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because of all the technical issues? A little
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bit, but she forgives you. Oh, she was mad so
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she forgives me. It's because I'm so likeable,
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Hank. That's why. I'm just such a great guy.
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I'm just kidding. Hank, if I hit the music, are
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you ready for Prick in the News? Yes, buddy.
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Let me hit the music right now. Straight out
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the dim lit, Henry on the mic, what's this? Prick
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in the News, fools thinking they slick. Ryan
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got the scoop crew ready to expose. Shots fired,
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dodging pigs and the petty bros. Coppers in the
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back, hopping with that verbal machete. Every
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word a weapon. Cameras rolling. Y 'all ain't
00:17:21.859 --> 00:17:24.440
ready. Keyboard warriors acting tough behind
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the screen. Between the lines you get sliced
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like a deli cheese. Prick in the news. He's a
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thorn in your side. Explosin' all your lies.
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There ain't no place to hide. Henry Ryan dropping
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facts and truth bombs. This ain't a sitcom. Alright,
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hey. Dirty lunch. Who's your prick of the week?
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We asked her for defending R. Kelly. I listen
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to your radio show. This morning on Hot 97 .7
00:17:50.410 --> 00:17:54.670
in Fresno. What did you think? This is a prick
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because he defended R. Kelly. And he defended
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Diddy. And also for his bad behavior against
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Justin Bieber. And he defended Diddy. He defended
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Diddy, yep. That's why it's just my prick of
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the week this week. That's it. Anybody else that's
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been a prick to you? Not this week. All right,
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Hank. We're getting there. We're almost there.
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We're almost there for doing TikTok radio. Anything
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else on your mind? Well, I used to watch the
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Flintstones when they were on TV back in the
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70s and 80s. The Flintstones? Yep. That's good.
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What was your favorite memory? I'm more of a
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Jetsons guy. The Jetsons? I like the Jetsons
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too, but I like the Flintstones. So you like
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Flintstones better than Jetsons? Yeah, I like
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Jetsons. I like the futuristic vibe of it. I
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like the Flintstones better because... Yeah.
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Mainly because of the small, vicious sight. Hanky,
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did you ever watch Adult Swim on Cartoon Network?
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Nope, I hated it. What? No! Why do you hate it?
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Don't swim! It's too outrageous for me. That's
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true. You're a good guy. You are. I am a hedonist.
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When I joined a religious radio station because
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I paid good money, hedonism means that you have
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a lot of sex and smoke weed and drink. And I
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said to my mom, I just got hired by this conservative
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station. And she said, Aren't you afraid they're
00:19:38.690 --> 00:19:40.690
not going to like your hedonism? And guess what
00:19:40.690 --> 00:19:43.029
happened, Hank? It didn't end up working out
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at that station because I'm a slut. You don't
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know what to do with me today because I'm not
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medicated, so I'm really hyper. You know, usually
00:19:52.549 --> 00:19:55.349
I'm pretty quiet and chill. I also had the day
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off, Hank, so I'm feeling good. Don't you enjoy
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a good day off? Yes, I have a day off from my
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school because of Flex Day. I'm glad we were
00:20:06.579 --> 00:20:08.319
able to figure out the microphones. It sounds
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a lot better than Sunday. Sunday's show was like
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a good show, but this is like a really good show.
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All right. Now what everybody's been waiting
00:20:18.420 --> 00:20:21.420
for. What everybody's been talking about when
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you walk down the block. What everybody's been
00:20:24.500 --> 00:20:26.140
talking about when you go to the club and you
00:20:26.140 --> 00:20:28.140
get the point. What everybody's talking about
00:20:28.140 --> 00:20:31.819
when you're getting coffee. Whatever. That Hammer
00:20:31.819 --> 00:20:35.940
and Hank deserves to be on TikTok radio. I think
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it would be brilliant. He has 35 years of experience.
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I'm a 32 and a half year old man. And he's been
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in radio longer than I've been alive. He's been
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in radio longer than when my parents met. I think
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you get the point. So here's what I'm saying.
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Hank, I want you to have like an autistic advocacy,
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whatever the word is, for TikTok radio. Because
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every TikTok radio host right now, they're talented.
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Menace is good. All of them are good. But they're
00:21:02.019 --> 00:21:05.039
influencers. There's not an autistic house. Maybe
00:21:05.039 --> 00:21:08.019
one of them has autism. But Hank, I'm going to
00:21:08.019 --> 00:21:11.880
give you the floor. It's time for your tryout
00:21:11.880 --> 00:21:29.460
for TikTok Radio. This time, this is Bobby, myself,
00:21:29.619 --> 00:21:31.880
Hammer, and Hank. I've been invited to sing the
00:21:31.880 --> 00:21:34.059
National Anthem at the Stockton Ports game on
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April 20th. So you can check out my National
00:21:37.660 --> 00:21:40.660
Anthem performance at the Vanessa Nets game from
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last year. You can visit my TikTok page at IamHammerAndHank.
00:21:47.799 --> 00:21:52.819
Take two. Keep going. Hey, this is Alex with
00:21:52.819 --> 00:21:54.799
Avatar on TikTok Radio. What's going on, everybody?
00:21:55.039 --> 00:21:59.059
Hammer and Hank. It's time once again for Pops
00:21:59.059 --> 00:22:02.720
in the 20s, where we feature an interesting TikTok
00:22:02.720 --> 00:22:06.880
video. Only this time I'm in one of those videos
00:22:06.880 --> 00:22:09.779
because I got to sing the national anthem at
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the Modesto Nets game way back last year. They
00:22:13.960 --> 00:22:17.440
were playing the Rancho Cucamonga Quakes. They
00:22:17.440 --> 00:22:22.079
defeated them 8 -7. That's good, Hank. You're
00:22:22.079 --> 00:22:28.230
killing it. Do you have any more? That's it.
00:22:29.069 --> 00:22:31.490
Come on. Think about it. What if, like, the program
00:22:31.490 --> 00:22:33.750
director walked in and was like, Hank, I need
00:22:33.750 --> 00:22:36.609
one more break. Today, I'm the program director.
00:22:36.829 --> 00:22:44.390
Give me one more break. All my interesting videos
00:22:44.390 --> 00:22:53.529
are up on my website. And right now, for people
00:22:53.529 --> 00:22:57.549
that are hearing the audition. Here is his national
00:22:57.549 --> 00:24:06.269
anthem from last year. You're listening to The
00:24:06.269 --> 00:24:09.269
Hammer and Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan
00:24:09.269 --> 00:24:12.849
Hoppe. Oh, yeah. Hank Show. It is The Hammer
00:24:12.849 --> 00:24:15.990
and Hank Show. And we are all hanging out. It
00:24:15.990 --> 00:24:18.470
has been a good time. Let me hit this music because
00:24:18.470 --> 00:24:27.670
I always like to have a circus of hype. Hammer
00:24:27.670 --> 00:24:31.140
and Hank. Thanks, buddy. I can hear, you know
00:24:31.140 --> 00:24:33.500
like when you hear Kanye West say he doesn't
00:24:33.500 --> 00:24:35.440
like taking his meds because he's more creative?
00:24:36.640 --> 00:24:40.759
Yep. That's me today. I'm not on my bipolar meds.
00:24:40.839 --> 00:24:45.220
So I'm off the wall. Can you tell? Yes. Tank.
00:24:45.519 --> 00:24:48.799
It's been 23 minutes and 50 seconds of riveting
00:24:48.799 --> 00:24:54.119
radio. Anything else? Because I just took a rhino
00:24:54.119 --> 00:24:57.599
pill so I can go all night. I should do it. Ah.
00:24:57.690 --> 00:24:59.329
Alright, hey, say what's up to all my buddies
00:24:59.329 --> 00:25:01.869
out there. I love you very, very, very, very
00:25:01.869 --> 00:25:03.769
much. I hope to see you right back here next
00:25:03.769 --> 00:25:30.569
week. Peace in your hood. Bye, Hank! The Hammerin'
00:25:30.569 --> 00:25:37.509
Hank Show. Yo, yo, yo. Mike Crackle, Hammerin'
00:25:37.509 --> 00:25:39.970
Hank on the tackle. Autistic mind sharper than
00:25:39.970 --> 00:25:42.089
a bone -chilling shackle. Henry Oates with the
00:25:42.089 --> 00:25:44.630
hops, Ryan hopped in the spot. Radio waves hittin'
00:25:44.650 --> 00:25:47.430
hard like a chef with a pot. Farewell, Hammerin'
00:25:47.430 --> 00:25:49.750
Hank, gotta close up the show. Legend in the
00:25:49.750 --> 00:25:52.650
booth where the vibes used to flow. Autism warrior,
00:25:52.750 --> 00:25:55.190
always runnin' the glow. But all good things
00:25:55.190 --> 00:25:57.849
gotta let the curtain go slow. On the dial, spittin'
00:25:57.849 --> 00:26:01.269
truth with his unique. twine like graffiti on
00:26:01.269 --> 00:26:03.950
the line Ryan on the mic Henry's rhythm divine
00:26:03.950 --> 00:26:07.509
they the blueprint every beat they design static
00:26:07.509 --> 00:26:09.410
in the speakers where the laughter used to ride
00:26:09.410 --> 00:26:12.430
Hank led the show with that beautiful pride autism
00:26:12.430 --> 00:26:15.690
didn't stop him not amplified hammering Hank
00:26:15.690 --> 00:26:18.609
forever immortalized farewell hammering Hank
00:26:18.609 --> 00:26:21.269
gotta close up the show legend in the booth where
00:26:21.269 --> 00:26:24.069
the vibes used to flow autism warrior always
00:26:24.069 --> 00:26:32.029
running in With the sauce Henry Oaks and Reinhardt
00:26:32.029 --> 00:26:34.630
Lightning never lost Puzzle piece crown Man this
00:26:34.630 --> 00:26:37.410
dude was the boss City missed the voice That's
00:26:37.410 --> 00:27:10.250
the ultimate cost Farewell, Hammer and Hank,
00:27:10.309 --> 00:27:12.849
gotta close up the show Legend in the booth where
00:27:12.849 --> 00:27:15.690
the vibes used to flow Autism warrior, always
00:27:15.690 --> 00:27:18.250
running the glow But all good things gotta let
00:27:18.250 --> 00:27:30.930
the curtain go slow Radio gate never goes, he
00:27:30.930 --> 00:27:33.329
a host with the stars Harry Oaks and Ryan Harp,
00:27:33.390 --> 00:27:36.109
lightning never lost Puzzle piece crown, man
00:27:36.109 --> 00:27:53.720
this dude was the boss What's up? Ryan Hoppe
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What's up, Hammer and Hank? How are you? What's
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going on, buddy? I'm doing great. If I hit the
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button, are you ready to begin episode 47 of
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the Hammer and Hank Show? Yes. Let's go. I'm
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going to hit the button. You're listening to
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the Hammer and Hank Show with Henry Oaks and
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Ryan Hoppy. Yeah. Uh. Uh. Yeah. Hammer and Hank.
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Legend on the airway spree Autistic kingpin,
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Cali's hard OG Wild 949, he the voice they need
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Doghouse days, laying down the creed Too legit
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to quit, Helen and Hank on fire Mic and head,
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lifeline and wire Radio beats, ain't showing
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no tire Underdog champion, always going higher
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Wild like a wolf Cameron, Hank, how are you?
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It's really good, buddy. I've been drinking live
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caffeine this morning. Oh, yeah, me too. Have
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you heard of this new caffeine called Arizona
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Energy Drink? Have you heard of this? No. Dude,
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it's 99 cents, and you know how you know it's
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a good energy drink? It says caution on it. That's
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when you know it's a naughty drink, Hank. I don't
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drink energy drinks anymore. What is your caffeine
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then? Coffee and soda. I like coffee, but if
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I'm about to do a two, three, four hour radio
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show, if I'm producing one or recording one,
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the problem with coffee is I have to go to the
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bathroom after like 35 minutes, man. It cleans
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me out. It's gross. I know, that was riveting
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and gross. Anyway, how the hell has your week
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been, man? You know what's funny? It's usually
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when we record, it's like, I haven't seen you
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in either seven to ten days. I just saw you three
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days ago because we recorded on Sunday. I know,
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it's awesome. How's your week been? I haven't
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seen you in four days, but how's your week been?
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It's really good. Thank you, Loudon Odyssey,
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for TikTok Radio. And we'll get to that in a
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little bit. Easy, Tiger. Easy, easy. You don't
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want to climax too fast. Hammer and Hank here.
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It says right here. You always send me the prep.
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You always send me everything that we talk about
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in a very organized way. Better than most morning
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radio, actually. It says here, old radio memories.
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What are some of your old memories for this week's
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episode of the Hammer and Hank show? Excuse me.
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You're good. When I visited KLOK Radio San Jose
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way back in the 1980s, I had a buddy named Jonah
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Denz Hamilton who worked there. Dude, I get a
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feeling that San Jose radio really influenced
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you. I'm kind of getting that vibe. I know. What
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was it about San Jose in the 80s that was so
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influential to Hammer and Hank? I used to listen
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to KLOK San Jose, which was an AM radio station.
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I had a lot of friends who were there. Jonah
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Den Samuelson, Lenny Mack, Jim Phillips, Ralph
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Hasty, Don Welch, Neil Cannon, Alan Wateris.
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You got more friends than me, Hank. Did you get
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to meet these people along the way? I met them
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at the radio station. That's awesome. What was
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it like that day when you got to go there? Extremely
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good. What did you do? I hung out, watched the
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DJ do the radio show. Good DJ, not my DJ. What
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type of music were they playing? First they were
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an M .O .R. station which was Middle of the Road.
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Then they changed formats to an interactive adult
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contemporary format named Yes No Radio. What
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is M .O .R.? What does that mean? Middle of the
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Road. Like just okay music? Like Celine Dion?
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Soft adult contemporary. So they went from playing
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soft adult contemporary that you can hear in
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your dentist's office to then what did they end
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up doing? An interactive adult contemporary format
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named Yes or Radio. They let the listeners pick
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the music they played. Do you really think that
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was, because that was like what Jack FM did like
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21 years ago. Do you really think, remember those
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like formats where it was like, we play whatever
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we want, even though it's the same 20 songs.
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Do you really think, no, I'm saying, do you really
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think that they were, you know, playing what
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people wanted to hear or was it, was it theater
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of the mind? Yes. I guess, folks, puts it on
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the air, where Novo sends it back to the music
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library to gather some more dust. That'd make
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sense. If you want to leave us a voicemail, 856
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-494 -6773. That's the hotline for my other show,
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Hoppy Hour, 856 -49 -HOPPY. Hank, I need to laugh.
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I currently am not on one of my bipolar meds,
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the one that makes me focus, so I'm a little
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loopy. I'm a little crazy today. I'll make it
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through. I'm on the struggle bus right now. And
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you know what would change everything? You know
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what would be better than actually getting my
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prestige from Walgreens whenever they're ready?
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You know what would be better? Hank's jokes.
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Hank's jokes. That's what I was trying to lead
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up with. Let me hit the music. Hank's jokes.
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the jokes for this week. Did I begin eating healthy?
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Why did I begin eating healthy? Because apparently
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pizza isn't a personality. Next. Why is my sleep
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schedule so fucked up? Why? Because my anxiety
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works night shifts. That was me last night. Why
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did I join a gym? Why? To build emotional strength
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and avoid my problems. Why did my ex break up
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with me? Why? Because she's gay? Because health
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change apparently has an expiration date. That
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is mind -dumb me because she's gay. She's in
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the closet. Black hole sun. Launch it down. Yeah,
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there's a black hole sun down there. Next. Why
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don't I chase women anymore? Why? Because cardio
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is toxic. Mm -hmm. Cardio is toxic. Nice. Why
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did I start budgeting? Why? So I can track exactly
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how much I spend on bad decisions. Nice. Me on
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a Friday night. Why did I try meditation? Why?
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To see quality. And overtake in HD. Mm -hmm.
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Why don't I trust people? Why don't you what?
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Trust people. I don't know. Why? Because their
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pattern recognition is undefeated. I just...
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Why did I go to therapy? Why? To unlock new levels
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of self -awareness and still do the same kind
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of shit. Wow. That was a mouthful. Why is my
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confidence like my phone battery? Say that one
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more time. Slow down, Tiger. Why is my confidence
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like my phone battery? Why is my confidence like
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my phone battery? Why, Hank? Because it dies
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right where I need it most. And that's into the
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jokes. That's me every day with my anxiety. All
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right. Let me load it up in the club right now.
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You won't be able to hear it, but when you listen
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after, you'll be able to hear it. Oh, yeah. We
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got some church music right now. What's going
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on in church? So, studying the book of James.
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How's that going? How's James hanging out? Pretty
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good. It teaches you how to avoid the devil.
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How do you avoid the devil, Henry? By reading
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the Bible, studying it on my iPhone. And also
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attend church every Sunday. Has anybody ever
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been a douchebag to you and in your head you
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think, oh, you're so going to hell? The people
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in the group where I lived back in the late 1980s.
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Yeah, I agree. They're going to burn in hell.
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What else is going on in church? That does it.
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That does it. Nice and easy. Unlike the Catholic
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church where they talk for an hour. Anyway. Hammer
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and Hank, what are some of your social media
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memories? My social media memories is the day
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I joined Facebook. What day was that? 2008. Do
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you know what day it was and what time? Nope.
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I know mine was August 2007. I beat you. I was
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in seventh grade. We all were sick of MySpace.
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I actually got off of MySpace. I was sick of
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MySpace too because I was bullied on MySpace.
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Douchebags! Do you want to hear my... That's
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what people who use my space is? Douchebags!
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Nice, you're getting it now. Hank, do you want
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to hear a creepy story? Yes. There's a Rover's
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Morning Glory, a show I worked on in Cleveland.
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He was out in Chicago in 2006 to replace Howard
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Stern. Failed miserably, but the dudes had a
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good career. Anywho, people compare me to him.
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Anywho. After he went off air in 06, I was in
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sixth grade, and this is like pre -social media,
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pre -podcast. I wanted to get my rubber, you
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know, consume some of his content. So he had
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an intern named One -Eyed Bri, who at the time
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was like this 35 -year -old guy that wore an
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eyepatch. And the guy would talk to me online.
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And we would have late night conversations about
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radio. And this is back 20 years ago when if
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you were in another room, if you picked up the
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phone, you would hear what was going on in the
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other room. Remember that? Yes. My dad overheard
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one -eyed Brian say, Ryan, good night. I love
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you. And I felt trapped. And I told this dude
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I loved him too. And then my dad made me delete
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my MySpace because he didn't want me talking
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to that probable pedophile. Okay? Isn't that
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a weird story? Extremely weird. You're the best,
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dude. I love you, Hank. No, but like, think about
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that. I'm lucky I never met him. I mean, I got
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the job in Cleveland because of him because I
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told the story on air when I found out he died.
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But Hank, imagine that. A 35 -year -old guy telling
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a 12 -year -old he loves him. Then he never met.
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Yeah. Okay. I'm creeping you out. I don't mean
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to. I thought that was a good story. Was it not
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a good story, Hank? Extremely good. I want this
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to end. I mean this segment. Amber and Hank,
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it's been 11 minutes and 11 seconds. Make a wish.
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My wish is to join the TikTok radio family. We'll
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get to that in a second. I'm building up the
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suspense. You don't want to just climax right
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away and get the Kleenex. Amber and Hank, recently
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you appeared on The Woody Show. How was that?
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Pretty good. I was in a statement called Woody
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Show Crossfire with another friend of mine named
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Half -Baked. How's that? How are you and Half
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-Baked getting along? Pretty good. We only interact
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with each other once a month. Would you ever
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go to the club with him? Nope. Why? You don't
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want to hang out with Half -Baked? I would recruit
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him to join the Boston Pop Circus instead. That
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made no sense. Haver and Hank, what is Half -Baked
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like in person? I think he has autism. I think
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we all love autism. Did you guys ever do any
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boxing matches or have any fights besides arguments?
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Nope. That's good. Hank, it says here, favorite
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songs that I miss being played on broadcast radio.
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What are those songs? Wanton in there by Sam
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Piper's. Some are my love by the Ray Conniff
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singers. Silence is golden by the tremolos. I'll
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be by Willie Nelson. Got it. Hank, that's a unique
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list. I think you see how I'm, I'm building suspense
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about your Tik TOK radio trial. You see how I'm
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not just going right into it? But I feel like
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if you were to get on TikTok radio, Henry, you
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would be very good at picking songs. Because
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whenever I listen to the radio, it's the same
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frickin' songs. Africa by Toto, Promiscuous Girl.
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I want to hear a variety. Love that song. I do,
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too. I love me some Africa Toto. I love me some
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Promiscuous Girl. Don't get me wrong, Henry,
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but I don't want to hear it every fucking hour.
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Same with Lose Yourself by Eminem. You start
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to lose yourself when you hear Lose Yourself
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every hour. It's insane. It's crazy. I was talking
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to a radio person yesterday, Hank, and they said
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that radio consultants think it's better to play
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the same songs over and over because people know
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them rather than play new music. But everyone's
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going to Spotify where there's new music. It
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doesn't make any sense, Henry. Now does it? We
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go to Heart Radio 5 Music. Yes, that's exactly
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what I'm saying. Do you get your music over the
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air on a station? Or like the breeze? Or is it
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your own playlist? Sometimes it's 90, one to
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breeze. Other times it's my own playlist. That's
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what I'm saying. And when you play the same songs,
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people go to playlists. Anyway, I don't even
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know what I'm saying anymore. Hey, if I hit the
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music, are you ready for buddy of the week? Yes.
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Alrighty, I'm going to hit the button. Yo. Tune
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in to the show. It's Hammer and Hank. Autistic
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genius always keeping it dank. Henry Oaks on
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the mic. Hop, ride, and shotgun. Roll call for
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the buddies. We just having some fun. Who's going
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to get the crown? Hank bringing smiles. Shut
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the haters down. On the airwaves. Breaking the
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code. Streetwise vibes on this radio. All right,
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Hank. There's your buddies of the week. Who are
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these people? Break it down. Who are they? So
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these are the people that we discussed earlier
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during your favorite radio memories. It meant
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a lot to you, didn't it? Did you get to go on
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air? Nope. That sucks. Hammer and Hank, do you
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have any other buddies? Yes. Who? Selena from
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1A for 9. Oh, yeah, she's hot. Who else? And
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also, my sister, Sir Effect. She's the best.
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Was she mad at me when we recorded on Sunday
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because of all the technical issues? A little
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bit, but she forgives you. Oh, she was mad so
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she forgives me. It's because I'm so likeable,
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Hank. That's why. I'm just such a great guy.
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I'm just kidding. Hank, if I hit the music, are
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you ready for Prick in the News? Yes, buddy.
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Let me hit the music right now. Straight out
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the dim lit, Henry on the mic, what's this? Prick
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in the News, fools thinking they slick. Ryan
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got the scoop crew ready to expose. Shots fired,
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dodging pigs and the petty bros. Coppers in the
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back, hopping with that verbal machete. Every
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word a weapon. Cameras rolling. Y 'all ain't
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ready. Keyboard warriors acting tough behind
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the screen. Between the lines you get sliced
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like a deli cheese. Prick in the news. He's a
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thorn in your side. Explosin' all your lies.
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There ain't no place to hide. Henry Ryan dropping
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facts and truth bombs. This ain't a sitcom. Alright,
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hey. Dirty lunch. Who's your prick of the week?
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We asked her for defending R. Kelly. I listen
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to your radio show. This morning on Hot 97 .7
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in Fresno. What did you think? This is a prick
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because he defended R. Kelly. And he defended
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Diddy. And also for his bad behavior against
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Justin Bieber. And he defended Diddy. He defended
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Diddy, yep. That's why it's just my prick of
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the week this week. That's it. Anybody else that's
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been a prick to you? Not this week. All right,
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Hank. We're getting there. We're almost there.
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We're almost there for doing TikTok radio. Anything
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else on your mind? Well, I used to watch the
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Flintstones when they were on TV back in the
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70s and 80s. The Flintstones? Yep. That's good.
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What was your favorite memory? I'm more of a
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Jetsons guy. The Jetsons? I like the Jetsons
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too, but I like the Flintstones. So you like
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Flintstones better than Jetsons? Yeah, I like
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Jetsons. I like the futuristic vibe of it. I
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like the Flintstones better because... Yeah.
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Mainly because of the small, vicious sight. Hanky,
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did you ever watch Adult Swim on Cartoon Network?
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Nope, I hated it. What? No! Why do you hate it?
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Don't swim! It's too outrageous for me. That's
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true. You're a good guy. You are. I am a hedonist.
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When I joined a religious radio station because
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I paid good money, hedonism means that you have
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a lot of sex and smoke weed and drink. And I
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said to my mom, I just got hired by this conservative
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station. And she said, Aren't you afraid they're
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not going to like your hedonism? And guess what
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happened, Hank? It didn't end up working out
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at that station because I'm a slut. You don't
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know what to do with me today because I'm not
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medicated, so I'm really hyper. You know, usually
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I'm pretty quiet and chill. I also had the day
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off, Hank, so I'm feeling good. Don't you enjoy
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a good day off? Yes, I have a day off from my
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school because of Flex Day. I'm glad we were
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able to figure out the microphones. It sounds
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a lot better than Sunday. Sunday's show was like
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a good show, but this is like a really good show.
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All right. Now what everybody's been waiting
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for. What everybody's been talking about when
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you walk down the block. What everybody's been
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talking about when you go to the club and you
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get the point. What everybody's talking about
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when you're getting coffee. Whatever. That Hammer
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and Hank deserves to be on TikTok radio. I think
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it would be brilliant. He has 35 years of experience.
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I'm a 32 and a half year old man. And he's been
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in radio longer than I've been alive. He's been
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in radio longer than when my parents met. I think
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you get the point. So here's what I'm saying.
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Hank, I want you to have like an autistic advocacy,
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whatever the word is, for TikTok radio. Because
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every TikTok radio host right now, they're talented.
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Menace is good. All of them are good. But they're
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influencers. There's not an autistic house. Maybe
00:21:05.039 --> 00:21:08.019
one of them has autism. But Hank, I'm going to
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give you the floor. It's time for your tryout
00:21:11.880 --> 00:21:29.460
for TikTok Radio. This time, this is Bobby, myself,
00:21:29.619 --> 00:21:31.880
Hammer, and Hank. I've been invited to sing the
00:21:31.880 --> 00:21:34.059
National Anthem at the Stockton Ports game on
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April 20th. So you can check out my National
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Anthem performance at the Vanessa Nets game from
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last year. You can visit my TikTok page at IamHammerAndHank.
00:21:47.799 --> 00:21:52.819
Take two. Keep going. Hey, this is Alex with
00:21:52.819 --> 00:21:54.799
Avatar on TikTok Radio. What's going on, everybody?
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Hammer and Hank. It's time once again for Pops
00:21:59.059 --> 00:22:02.720
in the 20s, where we feature an interesting TikTok
00:22:02.720 --> 00:22:06.880
video. Only this time I'm in one of those videos
00:22:06.880 --> 00:22:09.779
because I got to sing the national anthem at
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the Modesto Nets game way back last year. They
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were playing the Rancho Cucamonga Quakes. They
00:22:17.440 --> 00:22:22.079
defeated them 8 -7. That's good, Hank. You're
00:22:22.079 --> 00:22:28.230
killing it. Do you have any more? That's it.
00:22:29.069 --> 00:22:31.490
Come on. Think about it. What if, like, the program
00:22:31.490 --> 00:22:33.750
director walked in and was like, Hank, I need
00:22:33.750 --> 00:22:36.609
one more break. Today, I'm the program director.
00:22:36.829 --> 00:22:44.390
Give me one more break. All my interesting videos
00:22:44.390 --> 00:22:53.529
are up on my website. And right now, for people
00:22:53.529 --> 00:22:57.549
that are hearing the audition. Here is his national
00:22:57.549 --> 00:24:06.269
anthem from last year. You're listening to The
00:24:06.269 --> 00:24:09.269
Hammer and Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan
00:24:09.269 --> 00:24:12.849
Hoppe. Oh, yeah. Hank Show. It is The Hammer
00:24:12.849 --> 00:24:15.990
and Hank Show. And we are all hanging out. It
00:24:15.990 --> 00:24:18.470
has been a good time. Let me hit this music because
00:24:18.470 --> 00:24:27.670
I always like to have a circus of hype. Hammer
00:24:27.670 --> 00:24:31.140
and Hank. Thanks, buddy. I can hear, you know
00:24:31.140 --> 00:24:33.500
like when you hear Kanye West say he doesn't
00:24:33.500 --> 00:24:35.440
like taking his meds because he's more creative?
00:24:36.640 --> 00:24:40.759
Yep. That's me today. I'm not on my bipolar meds.
00:24:40.839 --> 00:24:45.220
So I'm off the wall. Can you tell? Yes. Tank.
00:24:45.519 --> 00:24:48.799
It's been 23 minutes and 50 seconds of riveting
00:24:48.799 --> 00:24:54.119
radio. Anything else? Because I just took a rhino
00:24:54.119 --> 00:24:57.599
pill so I can go all night. I should do it. Ah.
00:24:57.690 --> 00:24:59.329
Alright, hey, say what's up to all my buddies
00:24:59.329 --> 00:25:01.869
out there. I love you very, very, very, very
00:25:01.869 --> 00:25:03.769
much. I hope to see you right back here next
00:25:03.769 --> 00:25:30.569
week. Peace in your hood. Bye, Hank! The Hammerin'
00:25:30.569 --> 00:25:37.509
Hank Show. Yo, yo, yo. Mike Crackle, Hammerin'
00:25:37.509 --> 00:25:39.970
Hank on the tackle. Autistic mind sharper than
00:25:39.970 --> 00:25:42.089
a bone -chilling shackle. Henry Oates with the
00:25:42.089 --> 00:25:44.630
hops, Ryan hopped in the spot. Radio waves hittin'
00:25:44.650 --> 00:25:47.430
hard like a chef with a pot. Farewell, Hammerin'
00:25:47.430 --> 00:25:49.750
Hank, gotta close up the show. Legend in the
00:25:49.750 --> 00:25:52.650
booth where the vibes used to flow. Autism warrior,
00:25:52.750 --> 00:25:55.190
always runnin' the glow. But all good things
00:25:55.190 --> 00:25:57.849
gotta let the curtain go slow. On the dial, spittin'
00:25:57.849 --> 00:26:01.269
truth with his unique. twine like graffiti on
00:26:01.269 --> 00:26:03.950
the line Ryan on the mic Henry's rhythm divine
00:26:03.950 --> 00:26:07.509
they the blueprint every beat they design static
00:26:07.509 --> 00:26:09.410
in the speakers where the laughter used to ride
00:26:09.410 --> 00:26:12.430
Hank led the show with that beautiful pride autism
00:26:12.430 --> 00:26:15.690
didn't stop him not amplified hammering Hank
00:26:15.690 --> 00:26:18.609
forever immortalized farewell hammering Hank
00:26:18.609 --> 00:26:21.269
gotta close up the show legend in the booth where
00:26:21.269 --> 00:26:24.069
the vibes used to flow autism warrior always
00:26:24.069 --> 00:26:32.029
running in With the sauce Henry Oaks and Reinhardt
00:26:32.029 --> 00:26:34.630
Lightning never lost Puzzle piece crown Man this
00:26:34.630 --> 00:26:37.410
dude was the boss City missed the voice That's
00:26:37.410 --> 00:27:10.250
the ultimate cost Farewell, Hammer and Hank,
00:27:10.309 --> 00:27:12.849
gotta close up the show Legend in the booth where
00:27:12.849 --> 00:27:15.690
the vibes used to flow Autism warrior, always
00:27:15.690 --> 00:27:18.250
running the glow But all good things gotta let
00:27:18.250 --> 00:27:30.930
the curtain go slow Radio gate never goes, he
00:27:30.930 --> 00:27:33.329
a host with the stars Harry Oaks and Ryan Harp,
00:27:33.390 --> 00:27:36.109
lightning never lost Puzzle piece crown, man
00:27:36.109 --> 00:27:53.720
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