Aug. 19, 2026
KCRH Radio Show, Doghouse Memories & Autism Awareness
The Hammerin' Hank Show: Radio Legends, Shock Jocks & Autism Awareness
Hammerin' Hank and Ryan Hoppe are back with radio nostalgia, unfiltered comedy, and real talk about what it takes to survive in broadcasting. This episode pulls from the golden era of Bay Area radio, The Doghouse with JV & Elvis, Mancow, and the wild stunts that built a generation of listeners who still remember when radio was dangerous.
Hank breaks down his current gig at KCRH 89.9 FM in Hayward, where he's hosting Wednesdays from 10 a.m. to noon, spinning Top 40, R&B, and Classic Rock while sharpening his on-air skills. He walks through the legendary Radio Survivor game from the late '90s, the prank call techniques Elvis taught him, and why shock jock humor from that era doesn't always hold up today. The conversation shifts to pop culture obsessions (Taylor Swift, Britney Spears, Ariana Grande), church life at Castro Valley First Christian, and what Autism Awareness Month actually means to someone who grew up neurodivergent in a system that wasn't built for him.
Ryan keeps the pace moving with rapid-fire music trivia spanning the '70s and '80s, while Hank delivers his signature joke block and shouts out KCRH for helping resurrect his radio career. The episode closes with Hank's core message: never give up on your goals, no matter what obstacles stand in your way.
Subscribe wherever you listen. Watch the full episode at https://www.ridethewave.media/show/the-hammerin-hank-show/
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ready to begin? Yes, buddy! Let me hit it! Right
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now. You're listening to The Hammer and Hank
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Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppe. Yeah. Uh.
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Uh. Yeah. Hammer and Hank. Legend on the airway
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spree. Autistic kingpin. Kelly's hard OG. Wild
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949. He the voice they need. Doghouse days. Laying
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down the creed. Too legit to quit. Hammer and
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Hank on fire. Mic in hand. Lifeline and wire.
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Radio beast ain't showing no tire. Underdog champion.
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Always going higher. Wild like a wolf. Howl at
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the moon. What's up, Hammer and Hank? How are
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you? How the heck are you, buddy? I'm doing amazing.
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How are you? Very, very good. How's your week
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been? I did a radio show at KCRH. 89 .9 FM tomorrow.
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I mean, yesterday. And today, right? No, not
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today. Yesterday. All right, so explain to us.
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So you're on the radio every Wednesday. What
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time on KCRH? I'm on every Wednesday from 10
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a .m. to noon. If you want to check out my radio
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show in Hayward, you can tune in to 89 .9 FM
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or you can listen live at live .kcrh. Radio .com.
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Awesome. Now, what do you do on Thursdays when
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you're there but you're not on air? Getting ready
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to do my podcast, I hope. So, are you there in
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like a class on Thursday? Yes. Nice. And on Tuesdays.
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How's class going? Pretty good. What have you
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been learning about? How to become a better radio
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personality. And who is your boss there, Tom?
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Tom Laughlin. Who I'd like to give a shout out
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to right now. How you doing, Tomo, buddy? Does
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Tom listen to our show? I email the show to him
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every once in a while. Hammer and Hank, what
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are some of the music you play on KCRH? Top 40,
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MR, sometimes classic rock. You do a good job
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of talking up the post because that's an old
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school radio tactic. Thank you, buddy. You're
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quite welcome. So, as we always begin, you are
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known for working with Mancow, but mostly for
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the Doghouse with JV and Elvis, specifically,
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which brings a lot of memories. What are some
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memories you have of working either with Mancow
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or JV and Elvis? Well, I have a memory called
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the Ultimate Survivor Game, warning for 90 in
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the year 2000. What was that like? Was that in
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the prime of Survivor? It was the very, very,
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very beginning of Survivor. So you got to remember,
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I was in kindergarten then. So I didn't really
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watch it. At that time, how big was Survivor?
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Survivor is extremely big. You know that prick
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who won the first Survivor contest? No. What's
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his name again? I forgot. That even shows how
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irrelevant he is. So what was... Anyway, he was
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convicted of tax evasion. What an idiot. Hammer
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and Hank, what was Radio Survivor like? Radio
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Survivor, we had to lock nine of the 100 personalities
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in an on -air studio until they even get voted
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out, get sick, or win the entire thing. And do
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you remember who won? Elvis in the doghouse.
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Hell yeah. What is your favorite Elvis memory?
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My favorite Elvis memory is he taught me how
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to do comedy prank calls. Did you drink caffeine
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today? Yes, I did. What type of caffeine did
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you drink? Coffee. Me too. I had a Cuban coffee
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earlier. I feel great right now. I feel very
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good right now because I drank Coffee. You know
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there was a radio station in San Francisco called
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Coffee? Their old jingle was K -O -F -Y Coffee
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1050. I've heard of it. I know that was the TV
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station that JV had that simulcast on as well.
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Yep. We got what you're looking for. TV 20 stereo.
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Oh, geez. I love your hyperness today. It's so
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cute. What I want to ask you, though, what about
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K -O -M -E? Don't touch that radio. You have
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cum on it, right? That was Dennis Erectus. Yes,
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sir. That's the greatest line ever. There was
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a radio station. The call letters were K -O -M
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-E. Your radio has cum on it. What was said was
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Dennis Erectus actually died broke. I looked
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him up. He had a... He had an interesting life,
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that guy. Terry James from Lex and Terry, a radio
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show that's on in many cities that I'm friends
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with. They worked with Dennis, and they said
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he was a very interesting guy. Mm -hmm. Whom
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that's interesting? Not that much. Hammer and
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Hank, if I hit the music, after I point at you,
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are you ready for the jokes? Yes, please. All
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right, Hanky. What do you got for your jokes?
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Why did the radio host bring a ladder to work?
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Why did the radio host what? Bring a ladder to
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work. Why? Because he wanted to reach higher
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ratings. Why did the microphone go to therapy?
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Why did the microphone go to therapy? Because
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it had too many issues. Why did the DJ sit on
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the clock? Why did the DJ sit on the clock? Because
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he wanted to be on time. Hopefully someday a
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Latino woman will sit on your clock. Why did
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a computer start a podcast? Why did a computer
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start a podcast? Because it had a lot to process.
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Why don't skeletons host radio shows? Why don't
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skeletons host radio shows? Because they don't
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have the guts to do it right. Why did a radio
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host bring a pencil to the studio? Why? In case
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he had to do a conclusion. That was okay. Why
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did the phone call the podcast? Say it one more
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time. Why did the phone call the podcast? Yeah,
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go on. Because they wanted to make a connection.
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Why did the DJ bring Brad to work? Why? Because
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he wanted to make some dough. I love it. Like
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cabbage, gorilla, etc. Why did the microphone
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break up with the speaker? Why did the microphone
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break up with the speaker? Because it felt like
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it wasn't being heard. I feel that. And finally,
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why did the podcast host go to the bank? Why?
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To check his balance. Good job, Hanky. Thank
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you, buddy. 856 -49 -HAPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773
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if you want to leave us a voicemail. We had an
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explosion last week of a lot of people grateful
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that we dedicated the show to JV, and I'm very
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happy about that. That guy was my dude. Let me
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think here. What else do we have on this list?
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Oh, it's Marley's birthday! Yep, I gotta give
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a big birthday shout out to my beloved dog, Marley,
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who just celebrated her 10th birthday. Happy
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birthday, Marley, buddy. How much does Marley
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mean to you? She means a lot to me. What's the
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best part about her? She goes to bed with me
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most times at night. Hammer and Hank. I think
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she's my equivalent to my cat, Luna, which I
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am posting right now on our social medias and
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did a collab with you of Luna. She's my producer.
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She's the cutest. Cool, buddy. Not that much.
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But Marley hates cats. Oh, yeah. They wouldn't
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get along. My cat's kind of a bitch, too. Not
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saying Marley's a bitch, but my cat is definitely
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one. 856 -494 -6773. Who are some pop artists
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who you wish you could have seen back in the
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day? Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, Britney Spears.
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Did you hear about what happened with Britney?
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She was arrested for DUI. Can't get anything
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past you. You're the paparazzi of Hayward, California.
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What do you think about that? That sucks. Sometimes
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I masturbate to her. Okay. Hold on a second.
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Hold on a second. So let, I'm glad you said that.
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So last week at the end of the show, we included,
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uh, the JV podcast C spot where you talk about
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masturbating to famous people. And then last,
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and then the best part was last week we were
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talking about something and I was moving on and
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I misheard you say, Oh, I've masturbated to her.
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So Taylor Swift also. Yeah, that's what that's.
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So what's the, what is it? I was at one of her
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concerts. All right. So are you like watching
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the concert and then doing it? No. Dreaming that
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I was at a Britney Spears or Taylor Swift concert.
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So do you have anything in front of you or are
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you just thinking? I was just thinking. Wow,
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dude. I need some like hardcore -ness to get
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stuff off. You know what I mean? So you're telling
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me you're just sitting there and you're just
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thinking about after the show. Oh my God. Hammer
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and Hank, I've heard so much about you. Thank
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you, buddy. Hammer and Hank, let's do a bit real
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quick. Hi, this is Taylor Swift. What's your
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name? Hammer and Hank. Prince had a song called
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Jack it Off back in the early 80s. Hammer and
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Hank, I heard you worked with the doghouse with
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JV and Elvis and held your own while they were
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bullies. I'm proud of you. I know. Hammer and
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Hank, would you still hook up with me even though
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I'm engaged to Travis? Probably not. But Hammer
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and Hank, we can sign an NDA and nobody will
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ever know that you plowed me. I know you got
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that. I know you got that BJ in a nightclub from
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Jose. Jose didn't give it, but he got it for
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you at the nightclub in the 90s. I mean, we know
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you're kind of frisky. I know. Hammer and Hank,
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if I give you my hotel... Okay, I think you get
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the point. I watch pornography. That's how I
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do it. And I'm also a dog. And I got laid this
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week. It was quite delightful. That's cool, buddy.
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It was okay. It was nice. I think she's listening.
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Hi. Okay. Hammer and Hank, let's be a little
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serious for a second and not talk about masturbation.
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What are some goals you have for this podcast?
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To create an even funnier podcast. Oh, wow. That
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makes me feel like I'm not funny enough. What
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would you do to make it funnier? Tell more Chuck
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jokes. Yeah, but you're... Talk jokes. I got
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it. I am kind of one, but you don't want to force
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it to you. You want to be a natural shock jock,
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not just one that offends to offend. Not to offend
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people, but a shock jock. Yes, I understand.
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We're speaking in circles. It's a lot different.
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As much as I love the doghouse with JV and Elvis,
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a lot of their humor does not hold up. Because
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they were... Anyway, I know it's a touchy subject
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for you. Hammer and Hank, let's reset and let's
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do this real quick. You can't hear it because
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of the Zoom call, but I have church music on.
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After us talking about masturbation and shock
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jock radio, we need to cleanse ourselves. So
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Hammer and Hank, tell us about church. We had
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a guest speaker last night called Lido. How is
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that? Pretty good. He is from the Philippines.
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He taught us about his life in the Philippines.
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What did he say about his life in the Philippines?
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That it's a good country. It does good. And also,
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the ministry CV First offers worldwide. So does
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CV stand for Central Valley, correct? Castro
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Valley. That's what I thought it was. Not at
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all, because I said Central. Hammer and Hank,
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what's your favorite part about church? The music
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and the sermons. How good are the sermons? Pretty
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good. It teaches me how to become a better person.
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Ah, man. Let's say a prayer. Father, Son, Holy
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Spirit, say the prayer. Thank you for letting
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me do this podcast. You're so passionate. In
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Jesus' name we pray, amen. Hammer and Hank, talk
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about Autism Awareness Month. You know, April's
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Autism Awareness Month. I get a stupid cough
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at this time of year. You're okay, buddy. This
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isn't a perfect show. Life's not perfect. So
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what does Autism Awareness Month mean for you?
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Autism Awareness Month is raising awareness to
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people with autism and their families. Oh, wow.
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What is it like growing up with autism? It sucked.
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Believe me. I lived in a group home for four
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years and I hated it because I was locked up
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with a bunch of juvenile delinquents. And look
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at you now. You're a radio legend. You're a Hall
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of Famer. I wish I was a radio Hall of Famer.
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You are. Hammer and Hank, we're going to take
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a quick break and then we're going to play your
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PSAs, okay? 10 -4, buddy. Hammer and Hank show.
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Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
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DJ, Hammer and Hank. I may look normal, but the
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truth is, I have a condition known as autism.
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That's right. It's a condition, not a disease.
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That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless
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of who they are. People with autism normally
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have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication
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skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
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In a recent study, people with autism are less
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likely to have a job and more likely to become
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homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends
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and family, having a college education. I have
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even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as
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an honorary personality for many years. Always
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remember that people with autism want the same
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things as you, to be happy and successful. To
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find out more about autism, please contact your
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local mental health center or visit autismspeech
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.org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate
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your kindness. People of autism are often treated
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like they are different. Believe me, we are.
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Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but my buddies may have
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known me as Hammer and Hank. I was labeled as
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slow when I started school. Come to find out
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at the age of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.
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Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate
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degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the
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San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.
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So yes, I am different. People of autism have
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no needs No different than you. Laugh, laugh,
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love, and learn to gain education and join the
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workforce. I did it, and so can anyone else with
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autism. So when you meet someone with autism,
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don't feel sorry for them. Work with them. Find
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out for yourself that autism isn't a disease,
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it's a condition. To find out more about autism,
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please visit AutismSpeaks .org. Autism Speaks.
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It's time to listen. What up, Hammer and Hank?
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What's going on, buddy? How the hell are you?
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Extremely good. Leave us a voicemail. 856 -494
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-6773. Rather than hit me up on my socials at
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DJ Hammer and Hank. Hammer and Hank, let's discuss
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this. What are some Disney sitcoms that should
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return? I think they should bring back Sydney
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to the Max. What's that? Sydney to the Max is
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a story of a junior high girl named Sydney who
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had a very, very interesting life. And how much
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did that show mean to you? It meant a lot to
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me. That's awesome. Any other shows you miss?
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Wizards of the Library Place. I heard of that
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one. Hannah Montana. Miley Cyrus. You probably
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spanked it to that, haven't you? Yeah. Any other
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ones? I can't think of anything right now. All
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right. Let me hit the buddy of the week music.
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And then when it's time to talk, I'll point at
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you right now. Tune in to the show. It's Hammer
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and Hank. Autistic genius always keeping it dank.
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Henry Oaks on the mic. Hop, ride, and shotgun.
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Roll call for the buddies. We just having some
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fun. All right, Hammer and Hank. Who is your
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buddy of the week? My buddy of the week is...
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Thank everyone at KCRH 89 .9 FM for trying to
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save my radio career. Hank, Hank, stop. I didn't
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mean to yell. Stop saying, try to save your career.
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It's been saved. You're doing good. You're killing
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it. I would not do this. I would not do this
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show every day, every week for free. If I didn't
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believe in you, buddy, you're on the Woody show.
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The Woody show doesn't even like to quit. You're
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fucking a legend, bro. You even have it in your
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bio. You're the best. You're the goat. You overcame
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so much, and you are one of my closest friends,
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and I admire you. Thank you, Eddie. If anything,
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you saved me and made me less self -centered,
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so thank you. It's all good. Thank you, Eddie.
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You are quite welcome. Hammer and Hank, who else
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is your buddy of the week? Everyone at the CV
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First Christian Cash Rally, including Pastor
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John, Mark Birkin, Ben Atkinson, and also Sondra
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Blank for encouraging me to learn about Jesus
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even more. Hammer and Hank, are you ready for
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Prick in the News? The Prick of the Week this
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week is actually Donald Trump because he led
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us into war. He definitely did. He's a dickhead.
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He definitely is. Because he led us into war,
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which I hate war. War, what is he good for? Nothing.
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He's good for absolutely nothing. Oh, geez. Hammer
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and Hank. Is there anything else? Music trivia.
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Oh, fuck. I forgot about that. It's because we
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didn't originally have it on the list. Thank
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you for reminding me. Let me hit that. All right.
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I know. Let me turn it up in the club. Turn on
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the show with Henry and Ryan Pop trivia questions,
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yeah, no lying Got my mind sharp like a blade
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that's flying They asking those questions, got
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my brain frying Hammer and Hanks got the mic
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up high Pop hits playing to the end of the sky
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Gotta keep it real, can't let it slide Answers
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in my head, can't let them hide Trivia. Yeah,
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we bring in the heat. Get your knowledge up.
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Take a seat. Playing those hits while the knowledge
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fleets. Hammer and Hank never miss a beat. From
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MJ's moonwalk to Elton's flair. On the Hammer
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and Hank show. Yeah, we dare. All right, Hank,
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what do you have? Who has a big hit record? Delta
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Dawn. Way back in the early 70s. Ah, who? Helen
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Reddy. I never heard of it. Who had the top 10
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hit record Precious and Few in 1972? What? Climax.
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Who had the big hit record Playground In My Mind
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in 1973? Who? Clint Holmes. I did. Never heard
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of it. Who had the Top ten hit records. We were
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running with the night way back in 1984. Tears
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for Fears. Nope. Ronald Ritchie, who's the judge
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on American Idol. Anything else? That's it for
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pop music trivia. Do you have anything else in
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general? Well, I gotta say what's up to all my
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fans out there. You okay? I'm down with this
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stupid cough I have. I wish it would go away.
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You'll be fine. Take some meds. Or NyQuil or
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DayQuil. Well, go buy some. Have Smurfette drive
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you. Then home. Oh, well, then take it. All right.
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I guess it was up to all my fans out there. I
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love you very much. If you want to check out
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my radio show, I'm on Wednesdays from 10 a .m.
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to noon at KCRH 89 .9 FM Hayward. It is the Hammer
00:24:05.349 --> 00:24:08.829
and Hank Radio Show. Or if you can, you can listen
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online at live .kcrhradio .com. Hammer and Hank,
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what is your final message? Never, never give
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up. Stay focused, and someday your dreams could
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come true. They will come true. Sign us off.
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I'll talk to you next week. Peace in your hood.
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Bye, Hank. Bye, buddy. See you next week. Yo,
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Mike Crackle, Hammerin' Hank on the tackle Autistic
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mind sharper than a bone -chilling shackle Henry
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Oates with the hops, Ryan hopped in the spot
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Radio waves hittin' hard like a chef with a pot
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Farewell, Hammerin' Hank, gotta close up the
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show Legend in the booth where the vibes used
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to flow Autism warrior, always runnin' the glow
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But all good things gotta let the curtain go
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slow On the dial, spittin' truth with his unique
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grind Thoughts intertwined like graffiti on the
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line Henry's rhythm divine. They the blueprint.
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Every beat they design. Static in the speakers
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where the laughter used to ride. Hank led the
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show with that beautiful pride. Autism didn't
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stop him, not amplified. Hammer and Hank forever
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immortalized. Farewell, Hammer and Hank. Gotta
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close up the show. Legend in the booth where
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the vibes used to flow. Autism warrior always
00:25:41.549 --> 00:25:44.170
running the glow. But all good things gotta let
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the curtain go slow. Radio go, never ghost. He
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a host with the sauce. Henry Yokes and Reinhart.
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Lightning never lost. Puzzle piece crown. Man,
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this dude was the boss. City missed the voice.
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That's the ultimate cost. Farewell Hammer and
00:26:27.480 --> 00:26:30.119
Hank gotta close up the show. Legend in the booth
00:26:30.119 --> 00:26:32.720
where the vibes used to flow. Autism warrior
00:26:32.720 --> 00:26:35.279
always running the glow. But all good things
00:26:35.279 --> 00:26:47.839
gotta let the curtain go slow. Radio Gate never
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ghost. He a host with the sauce. Henry Oaks and
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Ryan Harp lighting never lost. Puzzle That's
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the ultimate cost What's up? Ryan Hoppe here,
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ready to begin? Yes, buddy! Let me hit it! Right
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now. You're listening to The Hammer and Hank
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Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppe. Yeah. Uh.
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Uh. Yeah. Hammer and Hank. Legend on the airway
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spree. Autistic kingpin. Kelly's hard OG. Wild
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949. He the voice they need. Doghouse days. Laying
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down the creed. Too legit to quit. Hammer and
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Hank on fire. Mic in hand. Lifeline and wire.
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Radio beast ain't showing no tire. Underdog champion.
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Always going higher. Wild like a wolf. Howl at
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the moon. What's up, Hammer and Hank? How are
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you? How the heck are you, buddy? I'm doing amazing.
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How are you? Very, very good. How's your week
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been? I did a radio show at KCRH. 89 .9 FM tomorrow.
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I mean, yesterday. And today, right? No, not
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today. Yesterday. All right, so explain to us.
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So you're on the radio every Wednesday. What
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time on KCRH? I'm on every Wednesday from 10
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a .m. to noon. If you want to check out my radio
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show in Hayward, you can tune in to 89 .9 FM
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or you can listen live at live .kcrh. Radio .com.
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Awesome. Now, what do you do on Thursdays when
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you're there but you're not on air? Getting ready
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to do my podcast, I hope. So, are you there in
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like a class on Thursday? Yes. Nice. And on Tuesdays.
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How's class going? Pretty good. What have you
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been learning about? How to become a better radio
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personality. And who is your boss there, Tom?
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Tom Laughlin. Who I'd like to give a shout out
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to right now. How you doing, Tomo, buddy? Does
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Tom listen to our show? I email the show to him
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every once in a while. Hammer and Hank, what
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are some of the music you play on KCRH? Top 40,
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MR, sometimes classic rock. You do a good job
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of talking up the post because that's an old
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school radio tactic. Thank you, buddy. You're
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quite welcome. So, as we always begin, you are
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known for working with Mancow, but mostly for
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the Doghouse with JV and Elvis, specifically,
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which brings a lot of memories. What are some
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memories you have of working either with Mancow
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or JV and Elvis? Well, I have a memory called
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the Ultimate Survivor Game, warning for 90 in
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the year 2000. What was that like? Was that in
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the prime of Survivor? It was the very, very,
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very beginning of Survivor. So you got to remember,
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I was in kindergarten then. So I didn't really
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watch it. At that time, how big was Survivor?
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Survivor is extremely big. You know that prick
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who won the first Survivor contest? No. What's
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his name again? I forgot. That even shows how
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irrelevant he is. So what was... Anyway, he was
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convicted of tax evasion. What an idiot. Hammer
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and Hank, what was Radio Survivor like? Radio
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Survivor, we had to lock nine of the 100 personalities
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in an on -air studio until they even get voted
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out, get sick, or win the entire thing. And do
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you remember who won? Elvis in the doghouse.
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Hell yeah. What is your favorite Elvis memory?
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My favorite Elvis memory is he taught me how
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to do comedy prank calls. Did you drink caffeine
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today? Yes, I did. What type of caffeine did
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you drink? Coffee. Me too. I had a Cuban coffee
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earlier. I feel great right now. I feel very
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good right now because I drank Coffee. You know
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there was a radio station in San Francisco called
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Coffee? Their old jingle was K -O -F -Y Coffee
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1050. I've heard of it. I know that was the TV
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station that JV had that simulcast on as well.
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Yep. We got what you're looking for. TV 20 stereo.
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Oh, geez. I love your hyperness today. It's so
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cute. What I want to ask you, though, what about
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K -O -M -E? Don't touch that radio. You have
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cum on it, right? That was Dennis Erectus. Yes,
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sir. That's the greatest line ever. There was
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a radio station. The call letters were K -O -M
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-E. Your radio has cum on it. What was said was
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Dennis Erectus actually died broke. I looked
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him up. He had a... He had an interesting life,
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that guy. Terry James from Lex and Terry, a radio
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show that's on in many cities that I'm friends
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with. They worked with Dennis, and they said
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he was a very interesting guy. Mm -hmm. Whom
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that's interesting? Not that much. Hammer and
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Hank, if I hit the music, after I point at you,
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are you ready for the jokes? Yes, please. All
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right, Hanky. What do you got for your jokes?
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Why did the radio host bring a ladder to work?
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Why did the radio host what? Bring a ladder to
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work. Why? Because he wanted to reach higher
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ratings. Why did the microphone go to therapy?
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Why did the microphone go to therapy? Because
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it had too many issues. Why did the DJ sit on
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the clock? Why did the DJ sit on the clock? Because
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he wanted to be on time. Hopefully someday a
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Latino woman will sit on your clock. Why did
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a computer start a podcast? Why did a computer
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start a podcast? Because it had a lot to process.
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Why don't skeletons host radio shows? Why don't
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skeletons host radio shows? Because they don't
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have the guts to do it right. Why did a radio
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host bring a pencil to the studio? Why? In case
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he had to do a conclusion. That was okay. Why
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did the phone call the podcast? Say it one more
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time. Why did the phone call the podcast? Yeah,
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go on. Because they wanted to make a connection.
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Why did the DJ bring Brad to work? Why? Because
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he wanted to make some dough. I love it. Like
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cabbage, gorilla, etc. Why did the microphone
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break up with the speaker? Why did the microphone
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break up with the speaker? Because it felt like
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it wasn't being heard. I feel that. And finally,
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why did the podcast host go to the bank? Why?
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To check his balance. Good job, Hanky. Thank
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you, buddy. 856 -49 -HAPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773
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if you want to leave us a voicemail. We had an
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explosion last week of a lot of people grateful
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that we dedicated the show to JV, and I'm very
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happy about that. That guy was my dude. Let me
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think here. What else do we have on this list?
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Oh, it's Marley's birthday! Yep, I gotta give
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a big birthday shout out to my beloved dog, Marley,
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who just celebrated her 10th birthday. Happy
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birthday, Marley, buddy. How much does Marley
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mean to you? She means a lot to me. What's the
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best part about her? She goes to bed with me
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most times at night. Hammer and Hank. I think
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she's my equivalent to my cat, Luna, which I
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am posting right now on our social medias and
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did a collab with you of Luna. She's my producer.
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She's the cutest. Cool, buddy. Not that much.
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But Marley hates cats. Oh, yeah. They wouldn't
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get along. My cat's kind of a bitch, too. Not
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saying Marley's a bitch, but my cat is definitely
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one. 856 -494 -6773. Who are some pop artists
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who you wish you could have seen back in the
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day? Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, Britney Spears.
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Did you hear about what happened with Britney?
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She was arrested for DUI. Can't get anything
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past you. You're the paparazzi of Hayward, California.
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What do you think about that? That sucks. Sometimes
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I masturbate to her. Okay. Hold on a second.
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Hold on a second. So let, I'm glad you said that.
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So last week at the end of the show, we included,
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uh, the JV podcast C spot where you talk about
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masturbating to famous people. And then last,
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and then the best part was last week we were
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talking about something and I was moving on and
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I misheard you say, Oh, I've masturbated to her.
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So Taylor Swift also. Yeah, that's what that's.
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So what's the, what is it? I was at one of her
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concerts. All right. So are you like watching
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the concert and then doing it? No. Dreaming that
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I was at a Britney Spears or Taylor Swift concert.
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So do you have anything in front of you or are
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you just thinking? I was just thinking. Wow,
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dude. I need some like hardcore -ness to get
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stuff off. You know what I mean? So you're telling
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me you're just sitting there and you're just
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thinking about after the show. Oh my God. Hammer
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and Hank, I've heard so much about you. Thank
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you, buddy. Hammer and Hank, let's do a bit real
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quick. Hi, this is Taylor Swift. What's your
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name? Hammer and Hank. Prince had a song called
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Jack it Off back in the early 80s. Hammer and
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Hank, I heard you worked with the doghouse with
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JV and Elvis and held your own while they were
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bullies. I'm proud of you. I know. Hammer and
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Hank, would you still hook up with me even though
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I'm engaged to Travis? Probably not. But Hammer
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and Hank, we can sign an NDA and nobody will
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ever know that you plowed me. I know you got
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that. I know you got that BJ in a nightclub from
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Jose. Jose didn't give it, but he got it for
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you at the nightclub in the 90s. I mean, we know
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you're kind of frisky. I know. Hammer and Hank,
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if I give you my hotel... Okay, I think you get
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the point. I watch pornography. That's how I
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do it. And I'm also a dog. And I got laid this
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week. It was quite delightful. That's cool, buddy.
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It was okay. It was nice. I think she's listening.
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Hi. Okay. Hammer and Hank, let's be a little
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serious for a second and not talk about masturbation.
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What are some goals you have for this podcast?
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To create an even funnier podcast. Oh, wow. That
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makes me feel like I'm not funny enough. What
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would you do to make it funnier? Tell more Chuck
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jokes. Yeah, but you're... Talk jokes. I got
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it. I am kind of one, but you don't want to force
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it to you. You want to be a natural shock jock,
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not just one that offends to offend. Not to offend
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people, but a shock jock. Yes, I understand.
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We're speaking in circles. It's a lot different.
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As much as I love the doghouse with JV and Elvis,
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a lot of their humor does not hold up. Because
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they were... Anyway, I know it's a touchy subject
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for you. Hammer and Hank, let's reset and let's
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do this real quick. You can't hear it because
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of the Zoom call, but I have church music on.
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After us talking about masturbation and shock
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jock radio, we need to cleanse ourselves. So
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Hammer and Hank, tell us about church. We had
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a guest speaker last night called Lido. How is
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that? Pretty good. He is from the Philippines.
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He taught us about his life in the Philippines.
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What did he say about his life in the Philippines?
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That it's a good country. It does good. And also,
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the ministry CV First offers worldwide. So does
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CV stand for Central Valley, correct? Castro
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Valley. That's what I thought it was. Not at
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all, because I said Central. Hammer and Hank,
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what's your favorite part about church? The music
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and the sermons. How good are the sermons? Pretty
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good. It teaches me how to become a better person.
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Ah, man. Let's say a prayer. Father, Son, Holy
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Spirit, say the prayer. Thank you for letting
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me do this podcast. You're so passionate. In
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Jesus' name we pray, amen. Hammer and Hank, talk
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about Autism Awareness Month. You know, April's
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Autism Awareness Month. I get a stupid cough
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at this time of year. You're okay, buddy. This
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isn't a perfect show. Life's not perfect. So
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what does Autism Awareness Month mean for you?
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Autism Awareness Month is raising awareness to
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people with autism and their families. Oh, wow.
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What is it like growing up with autism? It sucked.
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Believe me. I lived in a group home for four
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years and I hated it because I was locked up
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with a bunch of juvenile delinquents. And look
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at you now. You're a radio legend. You're a Hall
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of Famer. I wish I was a radio Hall of Famer.
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You are. Hammer and Hank, we're going to take
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a quick break and then we're going to play your
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PSAs, okay? 10 -4, buddy. Hammer and Hank show.
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Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
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DJ, Hammer and Hank. I may look normal, but the
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truth is, I have a condition known as autism.
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That's right. It's a condition, not a disease.
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That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless
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of who they are. People with autism normally
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have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication
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skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
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In a recent study, people with autism are less
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likely to have a job and more likely to become
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homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends
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and family, having a college education. I have
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even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as
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an honorary personality for many years. Always
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remember that people with autism want the same
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things as you, to be happy and successful. To
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find out more about autism, please contact your
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local mental health center or visit autismspeech
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.org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate
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your kindness. People of autism are often treated
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like they are different. Believe me, we are.
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Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but my buddies may have
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known me as Hammer and Hank. I was labeled as
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slow when I started school. Come to find out
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at the age of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.
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Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate
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degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the
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San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.
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So yes, I am different. People of autism have
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no needs No different than you. Laugh, laugh,
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love, and learn to gain education and join the
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workforce. I did it, and so can anyone else with
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autism. So when you meet someone with autism,
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don't feel sorry for them. Work with them. Find
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out for yourself that autism isn't a disease,
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it's a condition. To find out more about autism,
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please visit AutismSpeaks .org. Autism Speaks.
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It's time to listen. What up, Hammer and Hank?
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What's going on, buddy? How the hell are you?
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Extremely good. Leave us a voicemail. 856 -494
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-6773. Rather than hit me up on my socials at
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DJ Hammer and Hank. Hammer and Hank, let's discuss
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this. What are some Disney sitcoms that should
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return? I think they should bring back Sydney
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to the Max. What's that? Sydney to the Max is
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a story of a junior high girl named Sydney who
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had a very, very interesting life. And how much
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did that show mean to you? It meant a lot to
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me. That's awesome. Any other shows you miss?
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Wizards of the Library Place. I heard of that
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one. Hannah Montana. Miley Cyrus. You probably
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spanked it to that, haven't you? Yeah. Any other
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ones? I can't think of anything right now. All
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right. Let me hit the buddy of the week music.
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And then when it's time to talk, I'll point at
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you right now. Tune in to the show. It's Hammer
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and Hank. Autistic genius always keeping it dank.
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Henry Oaks on the mic. Hop, ride, and shotgun.
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Roll call for the buddies. We just having some
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fun. All right, Hammer and Hank. Who is your
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buddy of the week? My buddy of the week is...
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Thank everyone at KCRH 89 .9 FM for trying to
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save my radio career. Hank, Hank, stop. I didn't
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mean to yell. Stop saying, try to save your career.
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It's been saved. You're doing good. You're killing
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it. I would not do this. I would not do this
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show every day, every week for free. If I didn't
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believe in you, buddy, you're on the Woody show.
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The Woody show doesn't even like to quit. You're
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fucking a legend, bro. You even have it in your
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bio. You're the best. You're the goat. You overcame
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so much, and you are one of my closest friends,
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and I admire you. Thank you, Eddie. If anything,
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you saved me and made me less self -centered,
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so thank you. It's all good. Thank you, Eddie.
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You are quite welcome. Hammer and Hank, who else
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is your buddy of the week? Everyone at the CV
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First Christian Cash Rally, including Pastor
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John, Mark Birkin, Ben Atkinson, and also Sondra
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Blank for encouraging me to learn about Jesus
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even more. Hammer and Hank, are you ready for
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Prick in the News? The Prick of the Week this
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week is actually Donald Trump because he led
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us into war. He definitely did. He's a dickhead.
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He definitely is. Because he led us into war,
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which I hate war. War, what is he good for? Nothing.
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He's good for absolutely nothing. Oh, geez. Hammer
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and Hank. Is there anything else? Music trivia.
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Oh, fuck. I forgot about that. It's because we
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didn't originally have it on the list. Thank
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you for reminding me. Let me hit that. All right.
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I know. Let me turn it up in the club. Turn on
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the show with Henry and Ryan Pop trivia questions,
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yeah, no lying Got my mind sharp like a blade
00:21:45.960 --> 00:21:48.259
that's flying They asking those questions, got
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my brain frying Hammer and Hanks got the mic
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up high Pop hits playing to the end of the sky
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Gotta keep it real, can't let it slide Answers
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in my head, can't let them hide Trivia. Yeah,
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we bring in the heat. Get your knowledge up.
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Take a seat. Playing those hits while the knowledge
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fleets. Hammer and Hank never miss a beat. From
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MJ's moonwalk to Elton's flair. On the Hammer
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and Hank show. Yeah, we dare. All right, Hank,
00:22:13.819 --> 00:22:19.339
what do you have? Who has a big hit record? Delta
00:22:19.339 --> 00:22:26.660
Dawn. Way back in the early 70s. Ah, who? Helen
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Reddy. I never heard of it. Who had the top 10
00:22:32.079 --> 00:22:39.559
hit record Precious and Few in 1972? What? Climax.
00:22:41.140 --> 00:22:47.200
Who had the big hit record Playground In My Mind
00:22:47.200 --> 00:22:53.579
in 1973? Who? Clint Holmes. I did. Never heard
00:22:53.579 --> 00:22:57.599
of it. Who had the Top ten hit records. We were
00:22:57.599 --> 00:23:03.440
running with the night way back in 1984. Tears
00:23:03.440 --> 00:23:07.420
for Fears. Nope. Ronald Ritchie, who's the judge
00:23:07.420 --> 00:23:11.759
on American Idol. Anything else? That's it for
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pop music trivia. Do you have anything else in
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general? Well, I gotta say what's up to all my
00:23:19.720 --> 00:23:25.359
fans out there. You okay? I'm down with this
00:23:25.359 --> 00:23:27.920
stupid cough I have. I wish it would go away.
00:23:28.259 --> 00:23:32.440
You'll be fine. Take some meds. Or NyQuil or
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DayQuil. Well, go buy some. Have Smurfette drive
00:23:35.500 --> 00:23:39.279
you. Then home. Oh, well, then take it. All right.
00:23:39.980 --> 00:23:43.140
I guess it was up to all my fans out there. I
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love you very much. If you want to check out
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my radio show, I'm on Wednesdays from 10 a .m.
00:24:00.650 --> 00:24:05.349
to noon at KCRH 89 .9 FM Hayward. It is the Hammer
00:24:05.349 --> 00:24:08.829
and Hank Radio Show. Or if you can, you can listen
00:24:08.829 --> 00:24:16.329
online at live .kcrhradio .com. Hammer and Hank,
00:24:16.529 --> 00:24:20.950
what is your final message? Never, never give
00:24:20.950 --> 00:24:27.230
up. Stay focused, and someday your dreams could
00:24:27.230 --> 00:24:30.269
come true. They will come true. Sign us off.
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I'll talk to you next week. Peace in your hood.
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Bye, Hank. Bye, buddy. See you next week. Yo,
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Mike Crackle, Hammerin' Hank on the tackle Autistic
00:24:56.660 --> 00:24:58.920
mind sharper than a bone -chilling shackle Henry
00:24:58.920 --> 00:25:01.039
Oates with the hops, Ryan hopped in the spot
00:25:01.039 --> 00:25:03.480
Radio waves hittin' hard like a chef with a pot
00:25:03.480 --> 00:25:05.980
Farewell, Hammerin' Hank, gotta close up the
00:25:05.980 --> 00:25:08.400
show Legend in the booth where the vibes used
00:25:08.400 --> 00:25:11.400
to flow Autism warrior, always runnin' the glow
00:25:11.400 --> 00:25:13.859
But all good things gotta let the curtain go
00:25:13.859 --> 00:25:16.339
slow On the dial, spittin' truth with his unique
00:25:16.339 --> 00:25:18.880
grind Thoughts intertwined like graffiti on the
00:25:18.880 --> 00:25:22.450
line Henry's rhythm divine. They the blueprint.
00:25:22.829 --> 00:25:25.650
Every beat they design. Static in the speakers
00:25:25.650 --> 00:25:27.910
where the laughter used to ride. Hank led the
00:25:27.910 --> 00:25:30.509
show with that beautiful pride. Autism didn't
00:25:30.509 --> 00:25:33.549
stop him, not amplified. Hammer and Hank forever
00:25:33.549 --> 00:25:36.390
immortalized. Farewell, Hammer and Hank. Gotta
00:25:36.390 --> 00:25:38.730
close up the show. Legend in the booth where
00:25:38.730 --> 00:25:41.549
the vibes used to flow. Autism warrior always
00:25:41.549 --> 00:25:44.170
running the glow. But all good things gotta let
00:25:44.170 --> 00:25:47.210
the curtain go slow. Radio go, never ghost. He
00:25:47.210 --> 00:25:49.500
a host with the sauce. Henry Yokes and Reinhart.
00:25:49.519 --> 00:25:52.000
Lightning never lost. Puzzle piece crown. Man,
00:25:52.019 --> 00:25:54.339
this dude was the boss. City missed the voice.
00:25:54.519 --> 00:26:27.480
That's the ultimate cost. Farewell Hammer and
00:26:27.480 --> 00:26:30.119
Hank gotta close up the show. Legend in the booth
00:26:30.119 --> 00:26:32.720
where the vibes used to flow. Autism warrior
00:26:32.720 --> 00:26:35.279
always running the glow. But all good things
00:26:35.279 --> 00:26:47.839
gotta let the curtain go slow. Radio Gate never
00:26:47.839 --> 00:26:50.259
ghost. He a host with the sauce. Henry Oaks and
00:26:50.259 --> 00:26:56.190
Ryan Harp lighting never lost. Puzzle That's
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