Hammerin' Hank Show: Dad's Kidney Disease, Royals World Series

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What's up, Hammer and Hank? How are you? Pretty

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good. All right. Without further ado, let me

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hit the opening. You're listening to The Hammer

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and Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppy.

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Autistic kingpin, Cali's hard OG. Wild 949, he

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the voice they need. Doghouse days, laying down

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the creed. Too legit to quit, Hammer and Hank

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on fire. Mic in hand, lifeline and wire. Radio

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beast ain't showing no tire. Underdog champion,

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always going higher. What's up, Hammer and Hank?

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How are you? What's going on, buddy? I'm doing

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great. How was your show today on KCRH? Pretty

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good. What'd you talk about? My dad, who is having

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kidney problems right now, and I'm praying for

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him. Yes, let's start the show. I'm an atheist

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man, but because I love Hank, I will do it this

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time. Let's say a prayer right now. Father, Son,

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Holy Spirit. Hank's dad is a badass. Father,

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Son, Holy Spirit. Hammer and Hank, how is his

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condition? Not too good because he has kidney

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disease, which runs in our family. How old is

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your dad? 86. Oh, my goodness. That is a long

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life. What is some of your favorite parts about

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your father? My dad, he took me to old school

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1079 Great Bank, Kansas, four times to record

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autism awareness PSAs. What does he say about

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your autism PSAs, Hank? They were very good.

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What does he like about them? The way I recorded

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them. Hammer and Hank, I am going to tell you

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right now, on this show, we bust a lot of balls

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and we talk smack, but whatever you've ever wanted

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to say to your father, I would say this next

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day or so, just anything you've ever wanted to

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say to the man. Hey, Dad, I love you so much,

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and I hope you get better very, very, very, very,

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very soon. Yes, sir. But say that to him. Have

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you been saying it to him? Yes, I have. Good.

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That's all that matters. So let's lighten up

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the mood a little bit. Hank, if I hit the music,

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are you ready for the jokes? Yes. Let me hit

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the music. Alright Hank, give us the jokes. The

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universe sent me a low balance alert, so I stay

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humble. Next. People say money can't buy happiness.

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Yeah. That's because they never cried inside

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a Target with Starbucks in their hand. That's

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a mouthful. I know I have trash issues. Yeah.

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I just need receipts, time stamps, and a sworn

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out of it. Not bad. My phone says my screen is

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down, which is why because my anxiety is up.

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I do work on my screen time, Hank. Dean says,

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say, be yourself. That's how I get unmatched

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in three seconds. I love when people say everything

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happens for a reason. Yeah. Yeah, usually bad

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decisions and tequila. Yeah. I try to be mysterious.

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You try to be mysterious. I try to be mysterious.

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Yeah. Turns out I'm just quiet and overthinking

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in public. That is me, bud. Therapy taught me

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to set boundaries. Mm -hmm. Now I disgust people

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with better posture. I don't chase people anymore.

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I let them walk away and overanalyze it for six

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months. I'm not broke. I'm just temporarily allergic

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to spending money without panicking. I love it.

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Thank you, buddy. You are quite welcome, Hammer

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and Hank. Hammer and Hank, it says, all right,

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I hear. Let me load up the music because we're

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in church. How has church been going, Hank? Very,

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very, very good. We're still in the book of James

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studying how to be a good person. And last Sunday

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we're to communion on the first Sunday communion,

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first communion Sunday of the month. Mm -hmm.

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Are you excited for Easter? Yes. What's your

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favorite part of Easter? The jelly beans? No,

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the eggs. Oh, the candy eggs or real life eggs?

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The real life eggs. Do you paint them? Do you

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paint the eggs? Yes, we do. Do you ever make

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it Super Kitty themed or is it just normal painting?

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Just normal. Have you been watching Super Kitties

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lately? Yes? What's your favorite episode of

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Super Kitties, bud? I have too many to name.

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Come on. My favorite Super Kitties person is

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Buddy. That sounds good. Hammer and Hank, I want

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to ask you. What are your predictions? It says

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here, I don't know a thing about baseball. But

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it says here, baseball spring training predictions.

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What are those? I hope my Royals win the World

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Series this year. It's been 11 years. Crazy.

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11 years, yes. I hope my Kansas City Royals shock

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the baseball world and win the World Series.

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And anything's possible, even though there's

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a team called... Anything's possible. Even though

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there's a team called the Dodgers that buys everybody.

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It's a little hard, but it's possible. I mean,

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you can be positive. There's no reason not to

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be. The Dodgers are brats. The doctors are? Why?

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Because they win too much. Oh, the Dodgers. I

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thought you said the doctors. I was like, oh.

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The Dodgers. Yeah, why are the Dodgers brats?

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Because they win too often. They should give

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another team a chance to win the World Series,

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like the Royals. You should tell them that. I'm

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sure they would totally listen. Hammer and Hank,

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how much would it mean to you if the Royals won?

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Very, very good. What would be so very, very

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good about it? That's your catchphrase. Because

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I want to see a Royals game this year in Kansas

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City. Remember the song, going to Kansas City,

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Kansas City, here I come. Would you be mad if

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I told you I've never heard that song? No, I

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wouldn't. No, it's okay, bud. I have her at Hank.

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If I hit the music, are you ready for pop music

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trivia? Yes. Let me have it right here. Oh, yeah.

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Let me turn it up. What do you got? I have one

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question this week. Who had the top 10 hit record

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Break Free back in 2014? Give me a second. Break

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Free. Break Free. I'm thinking Lorde. Nope. Ariana

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Grande. You love your Ariana, don't you? Yep.

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What do you love about her? I wish I would see

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her in concert this year. Yeah, I don't know

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if she's touring. Is she? Probably not, unfortunately.

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Hammer and Hank, you got to ask some of your

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radio friends. You got more radio friends than

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me. You got to ask them. Yo, hook it up. Yes.

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I think they should, some of them should join

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the big league orchestra. What would it mean

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to you if they joined that? What would it be

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like? Because the big league orchestra, they

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had a rendition of the national anthem, which

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is often played at ace games back in the day.

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That's freaking awesome. Are you still an ace

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fan or are you kind of done with them? I am truly

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done with them because that prick John Fisher

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wants to move them to Vegas and I wouldn't accept

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it. Yeah, he does not get the Hammer and Hank

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stamp of approval. He doesn't. That's right.

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Hank, what is the key to somebody getting the

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stamp of approval from Hammer and Hank? I think

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they should ask me for the stamp of approval

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first. Yes, but what's the key? How does someone

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get the stamp of approval? By becoming a fan

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of mine on Facebook. Yes, sir. Or Instagram.

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Or following the Hammer and Hank show. Hammer

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and Hank, it says here, old TV court show memories.

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What are yours? Mine's the People's Court with

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my mom. Mine is the judge with Judge Robert J.

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Franklin. Who the hell's that? Superior Court

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of Judge Burns and Divorce Court with... George

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William King. Man, that shows our age gap because

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I think it was Jeanine Pirro or something that

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did Divorce Court when I saw it. Hammer and Hank.

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No, it was William King that did my favorite

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versions of Divorce Court back in the 80s. I

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understand, Hank. I was saying that we have lived

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different lives because to me, I think of different

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shows. Anyway, what were your favorite part about

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those shows? Good. The cross examinations, the

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cases, the yelling and screaming. Did you ever

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like Harvey Levin on People's Court? Nope. How

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come? Too mellow. I feel that, bud. Hammer and

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Hank, it says right here. What are some of your

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TV commercial memories? You know the Injury Hotline?

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Yeah, what about it? The commercial that aired

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on Midday TV back in the late 80s. I love it

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because if you get hurt in an accident, call

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the injury hotline. You do. That's like your

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go -to line. Like whenever you talk about a Warriors

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player being out, that's like the line that you

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get from Hammer and Hank. You're guaranteed to

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get a line about the injury hotline. That's correct.

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Hammer and Hank, what were the 80s like? The

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early and mid -80s were like terrible because

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I was in a group home with a bunch of juvenile

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delinquents. I was locked up. You were locked

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up? Except for when I have to go to school. That's

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why you're such a legend, Hank, is you've overcome

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adversity, bud. You did it. Thank you. And I'm

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not done yet. Remember the Starship song? Nothing's

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going to stop us now. I have not, but I like

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it. I like the attitude. It's good. Thank you.

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You're welcome. Hammer and Hank, if I hit the

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music, are you ready for the thing that we are

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going to do unknown as buddy of the week? Yes.

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Let me hit it. All right. Let me turn it up in

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the club. of the show is hammering hank autistic

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genius always keeping it dank henry oaks on the

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mic hop riding shotgun roll call for the buddies

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we just having some fun buddy of the week we're

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gonna get the crown hank bringing smiles shut

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the haters down on the airwaves we're breaking

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the code streetwise vibes on this radio radio

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All right, Hammer and Hank, who's your buddy

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of the week? My buddy of the week is definitely

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Pastor John from the CFE First Church in Castro

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Valley. How was church on Sunday? Was he nice

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to you? He was very nice to me and also the entire

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congregation. And we serve communion, and he's

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a hero of mine. That is good. Who else are your

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heroes? That's it. That's it. That's a good one.

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Hammer it, Hank. If I hit the music, are you

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ready for Prick in the News? I don't have a Prick

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in the Week this week. You wrote it down as prep.

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It says here, what are your thoughts on Jemele

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Hill? I thought of her as the Prick of the Week,

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and she's the brat of the week. She's the brat

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of the week? Yeah. Why is Jemele Hill? I mean,

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I kind of like, but why is Jemele Hill the brat

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of the week? Because she kind of said racist

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comments. Yeah. Did you see the comment? So Jemele

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Hill was like pretty much. She says things without

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saying it. She rides the line. And she was kind

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of saying like, oh, who wants Kevin Stefanski?

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They should have gone with a black coach for

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the Falcons, even though they just had one. And

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Kevin Stefanski's had good moments. And I said

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that she was being kind of racist. And did you

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see? I think he should be the coach of the Falcons.

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He is the coach of the Falcons. But what I'm

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saying. I think he should remain as coach of

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the Falcons because he's a very good coach. At

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least he's trying. Yeah. And they got Matt Ryan

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taking the realm. Okay. But Hank, here's my point.

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Did you see that she commented on my video? I

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didn't see that. She said, what did I say that

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was racist? And I just gave it a like and read

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the comment the next day because yeah, that ain't

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racist, dog. Okay. anyway it says here you write

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this every week and i love it anything else you

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can think of is there anything else you can think

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of my sister's for fat she tries she tries to

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keep me and her together in the time my dad's

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illness i hope he feels better real soon are

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you saying that you and her are close I have

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a solid relationship. I have a solid friendship

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with her. That's good. She's a good woman. I

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like that smurf hat. She's good. Thank you, buddy.

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You're welcome. Is there anything else you can

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think of? Yes, we should invite Selena from Rodney

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Flynn on the show someday. You ask her. Because

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I've tried. I've tried reaching out, handing

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her back, which is all good. However, Hank, you

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should reach out. Be like, hey, you want to come

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on my show? Thank you, buddy. Yeah, you're welcome.

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Take my advice. Is there anything else on your

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mind? That's it. All right, let me hit the music.

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Hammer and Hank. This is one of our shorter shows,

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but hear me out. We have an hour of nonstop Hammer

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and Hank content coming up. We have your four

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appearances on the Wild Thought Podcast. Rest

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in peace to JV, but we're going to play an hour

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nonstop of Hammer and Hank with JV. Hammer and

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Hank, sign us off. I have to say what's up to

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all my friends out there. I love you very much,

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and I hope to see you right back here next week.

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Hanky, what's up, buddy? Good morning, JV, Natasha,

00:18:42.160 --> 00:18:45.299
Graham, and Selena. Hi, Hank. Hi, Hanky. Hi,

00:18:45.299 --> 00:18:48.240
Hanky. How's everybody? We're doing good. So

00:18:48.240 --> 00:18:50.640
Hank was supposed to get that Johnson & Johnson

00:18:50.640 --> 00:18:53.039
vaccine. Like, he was next in line. They're like,

00:18:53.079 --> 00:18:54.960
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up.

00:18:55.500 --> 00:18:56.920
What's the latest? Are you going to get another

00:18:56.920 --> 00:19:00.140
vaccine? No. I'd rather fucking wait until the

00:19:00.140 --> 00:19:03.359
Johnson & Johnson vaccine comes out again. Right

00:19:03.359 --> 00:19:05.440
to the cusp. Very, very loyal. That's great.

00:19:05.940 --> 00:19:08.839
But after you got the vaccination, I wanted to

00:19:08.839 --> 00:19:11.759
take you down to get a tattoo, like a J &J on

00:19:11.759 --> 00:19:13.720
your lower back. Do we just wait until you...

00:19:13.720 --> 00:19:18.619
Do we just wait until you get the vaccine, or

00:19:18.619 --> 00:19:20.079
should we just go for it? They can do them at

00:19:20.079 --> 00:19:22.799
the same time. Yeah. No, I'd rather get an Oakland

00:19:22.799 --> 00:19:26.559
Ace tattoo, definitely. No. Forget that. Hank,

00:19:27.240 --> 00:19:29.319
how do you feel about your Johnson touching another

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Johnson? It would be fucking good. Not the answer

00:19:35.079 --> 00:19:38.000
I expected. I think awkward, maybe, or uncomfortable.

00:19:38.220 --> 00:19:41.220
Who are we to judge? We're not judging. It would

00:19:41.220 --> 00:19:44.839
be good. A Johnson touching your Johnson? Yes.

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Have you tried it, JV? No, that surprises me.

00:19:48.839 --> 00:19:51.539
I honestly thought Hank would be like, no, I'm

00:19:51.539 --> 00:19:53.140
not here for it, but I'm glad he is, though.

00:19:53.339 --> 00:19:55.920
Maybe he doesn't know. Oh, you want to talk to

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him about it? Make sure, Selena. Yeah, well,

00:19:58.319 --> 00:20:00.700
I mean, Hanky, do you know what a Johnson is?

00:20:01.480 --> 00:20:05.380
Where's the Johnson, buddy? It's a dick kink.

00:20:07.779 --> 00:20:11.380
When somebody has sex with other people. So a

00:20:11.380 --> 00:20:14.640
Johnson, that's another term for your dick. So

00:20:14.640 --> 00:20:17.279
how do you feel about your dick touching another

00:20:17.279 --> 00:20:22.420
dick? Yeah. Gently. Black old son, won't you

00:20:22.420 --> 00:20:27.940
come? Are you watching TV? Goes into Soundgarden

00:20:27.940 --> 00:20:31.839
lyrics. I'm watching Disney Junior's right now.

00:20:32.119 --> 00:20:34.859
Oh, all right. Well, turn that fucking shit off.

00:20:34.920 --> 00:20:38.599
That's how Hank would say it. Yeah. Well, turn

00:20:38.599 --> 00:20:42.960
that fucking shit off. So, Hank, answer the question.

00:20:43.240 --> 00:20:45.720
How do you feel about your dick touching another

00:20:45.720 --> 00:20:48.980
dick? I would not like it at all. Oh, you said

00:20:48.980 --> 00:20:51.319
earlier that would be great. Yeah, he said it

00:20:51.319 --> 00:20:53.400
sounds fun. He said sign me up, and I did on

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a website. After somebody explained it, I would

00:20:56.220 --> 00:21:02.069
rather have pussy. I love the emphasis on the

00:21:02.069 --> 00:21:06.029
bad words. I know. Speaking of, I saw something

00:21:06.029 --> 00:21:09.029
online. These are words that sound funny and

00:21:09.029 --> 00:21:13.710
they just sound silly. Like Uranus. Hank, have

00:21:13.710 --> 00:21:19.430
you seen Uranus? Not in a billion years. You've

00:21:19.430 --> 00:21:24.369
never tried to take a look at it? Yes. Oh, okay.

00:21:24.509 --> 00:21:27.549
Did you use a mirror or what did you do? I used

00:21:27.549 --> 00:21:31.940
a mirror. Masturbating to Miley Cyrus. Oh, and

00:21:31.940 --> 00:21:34.460
then you looked at your anus? What? And just

00:21:34.460 --> 00:21:37.900
pictured Miley's face on there? Yes. Words that

00:21:37.900 --> 00:21:41.880
sound funny. Pussyfoot. Pussyfoot. Yeah. What

00:21:41.880 --> 00:21:44.480
is that? Would you like to... How do you feel

00:21:44.480 --> 00:21:47.839
about getting some pussy for your foot? That'd

00:21:47.839 --> 00:21:50.240
be cool. Yeah, that'd be cool. I'll take it.

00:21:51.259 --> 00:21:55.240
Words that sound funny. Hoobastank. There was

00:21:55.240 --> 00:21:57.700
a rock group called Hoopa Stank. Yeah, it sounds

00:21:57.700 --> 00:22:01.319
like a stinky crutch, doesn't it? It does. Yeah,

00:22:01.339 --> 00:22:04.240
the Hoopa Stank. It sounds like something you

00:22:04.240 --> 00:22:06.059
did and you smell your finger after and you're

00:22:06.059 --> 00:22:11.839
like, oh, she got me with the Hoopa Stank. Nincompoop.

00:22:13.720 --> 00:22:16.480
Where's the nymcompoop, buddy? That's when you

00:22:16.480 --> 00:22:19.359
go to the doctor and maybe you have an intestinal

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problem and they send you home with a kit and

00:22:22.440 --> 00:22:25.240
you have to bring shit back to them in a vial.

00:22:25.400 --> 00:22:31.220
You have to bring shit back to them. Right. Thank

00:22:31.220 --> 00:22:35.960
you. Oh, my God. You guys. Shout out to at Mula49.

00:22:36.220 --> 00:22:38.700
He sent over the Urban Dictionary definition

00:22:38.700 --> 00:22:43.180
of my name. Graham, I think you got yours. Yes.

00:22:43.200 --> 00:22:46.259
Somebody tweeted out mine yesterday. He sent

00:22:46.259 --> 00:22:48.599
me Selena's, and then we'll look up the other

00:22:48.599 --> 00:22:51.180
ones as well. Here's the definition for Jeff.

00:22:51.640 --> 00:22:55.359
Jeff. A fabulous name. Anyone who has it should

00:22:55.359 --> 00:22:58.920
be proud. Jeff. is spontaneous, really good in

00:22:58.920 --> 00:23:02.799
bed, usually sexy, except for a few unlucky Jeffs

00:23:02.799 --> 00:23:08.940
out there. Damn, bitch, Jeff is so fine. I like

00:23:08.940 --> 00:23:13.059
that. I love it. Selena, there's a long definition

00:23:13.059 --> 00:23:16.640
for your name, and it's actually, I feel like

00:23:16.640 --> 00:23:20.339
it hits you dead on, but to save time, I'll read

00:23:20.339 --> 00:23:23.619
the short one. Selena, the coolest bitch. She's

00:23:23.619 --> 00:23:27.359
bad as hell. Talk shit, expect to get hit. Hot,

00:23:27.359 --> 00:23:30.160
pretty, beautiful, don't hate. She's nice to

00:23:30.160 --> 00:23:33.079
everyone. She doesn't like drama and hates the

00:23:33.079 --> 00:23:35.700
bitches. The complete opposite of a hoe, slut,

00:23:35.779 --> 00:23:39.660
and whore. Get it right. Mostly right, except

00:23:39.660 --> 00:23:41.940
the nice to everyone and hates drama part. I

00:23:41.940 --> 00:23:44.039
am nice to everyone. And I don't, I mean, I don't

00:23:44.039 --> 00:23:45.920
like being involved in drama, but I like to listen

00:23:45.920 --> 00:23:48.079
to celebrity drama. Yeah, she loves to talk about

00:23:48.079 --> 00:23:50.279
drama, but does not want to be in it. I don't

00:23:50.279 --> 00:23:52.099
start it. I don't, exactly. I don't, you know.

00:23:52.519 --> 00:23:54.400
Graham? I think it's pretty dead on. What's your

00:23:54.400 --> 00:23:57.759
name? Mine says Graham, a person who is generally

00:23:57.759 --> 00:24:00.740
white. He is funny and chill most of the time,

00:24:00.740 --> 00:24:03.180
but randomly rages and makes everyone laugh.

00:24:03.519 --> 00:24:07.909
Oh my God. These are so weird. Dead on. Selena,

00:24:07.909 --> 00:24:11.329
can you share Natasha's, please? Yes, I have

00:24:11.329 --> 00:24:13.369
one right here. It says, Natasha is a funny,

00:24:13.410 --> 00:24:15.509
down -to -earth girl from Hispanic or Russian

00:24:15.509 --> 00:24:19.130
descent. Everyone falls in love with her, but

00:24:19.130 --> 00:24:21.630
she's a mean bitch. She has a dope personality,

00:24:21.789 --> 00:24:24.809
but is also crazy as fuck. She's loyal to the

00:24:24.809 --> 00:24:26.390
end, but will knock you the fuck out without

00:24:26.390 --> 00:24:28.369
hesitation if you mess with the people she loves.

00:24:28.609 --> 00:24:31.789
She's anti -socially social, crazy, goofy, and

00:24:31.789 --> 00:24:34.730
funny all at once and loves to laugh. Oh, my

00:24:34.730 --> 00:24:37.849
God. Well. She loves to laugh, except at our

00:24:37.849 --> 00:24:39.910
show. Yeah. I love laughing at your show. Between

00:24:39.910 --> 00:24:42.369
6 and 10 a .m. in the morning. She hates laughing.

00:24:42.369 --> 00:24:44.210
We'll be cracking up and thinking we're funny,

00:24:44.309 --> 00:24:48.910
and she's like, uh. Well, it takes time to. Yeah,

00:24:49.049 --> 00:24:53.250
for you guys to get funny. Yeah. Okay, and then,

00:24:53.250 --> 00:24:56.630
Natasha, you looked up Hank's name? So, Hank

00:24:56.630 --> 00:24:59.710
always has a great penis, but isn't a douche.

00:24:59.730 --> 00:25:02.829
Very loving, great kisser, nice, cool, and can

00:25:02.829 --> 00:25:06.150
totally party. He's hilarious and can always

00:25:06.150 --> 00:25:10.230
lighten the mood. Wow. Hey, cool buddy. It says

00:25:10.230 --> 00:25:13.309
you have a nice dick. Yeah. Yes, a very nice

00:25:13.309 --> 00:25:18.650
dick. Congratulations. What makes it very nice?

00:25:19.869 --> 00:25:24.390
Best thing to female pop artist. That makes it

00:25:24.390 --> 00:25:26.789
nice, huh? That's correct, buddy. All right,

00:25:26.789 --> 00:25:29.490
please don't get mad. This is going to be a really

00:25:29.490 --> 00:25:31.910
short Wild Thoughts podcast. We have to get out

00:25:31.910 --> 00:25:34.029
of here. There's a lot that they're throwing

00:25:34.029 --> 00:25:35.869
at us lately. We're going to eventually try to

00:25:35.869 --> 00:25:38.450
get back to these on a regular basis and a little

00:25:38.450 --> 00:25:40.650
bit longer before we leave. Hank, any shouts?

00:25:45.779 --> 00:25:50.079
Can you pause there a second? Hold on one second.

00:25:50.259 --> 00:25:52.980
And I know we've discussed this before. You give

00:25:52.980 --> 00:25:55.019
shout -outs to people that don't listen, but

00:25:55.019 --> 00:25:58.140
does Lucky Eagle ever listen to a podcast or

00:25:58.140 --> 00:26:02.380
the show? So he doesn't listen? Nope, not a chance.

00:26:04.220 --> 00:26:06.759
Oh, okay. All right, and then what about your

00:26:06.759 --> 00:26:11.069
dad? Does he listen? Okay. All right. Go ahead

00:26:11.069 --> 00:26:11.930
and shout out all the people. And what about

00:26:11.930 --> 00:26:14.589
Buster and Marley? Yeah. Buster and Marley are

00:26:14.589 --> 00:26:17.369
listening right now. Oh, that's nice. Good. I

00:26:17.369 --> 00:26:19.730
feel bad for them. And also to everyone in the

00:26:19.730 --> 00:26:29.230
JV fan army. Like? Gabby, Carol, Jessica Marie,

00:26:29.329 --> 00:26:35.470
Demarie Lau, and 68 ,000 more members. Okay.

00:26:35.569 --> 00:26:37.829
You should come up with that number. I made it

00:26:37.829 --> 00:26:39.920
up myself. All right, Hank. Thank you, buddy.

00:26:40.339 --> 00:26:42.240
All right. I'll talk to you soon. All right.

00:26:42.240 --> 00:26:43.759
Talk to you soon. Peace in your hood, buddy.

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morning, Jay -Z, Graham, Selena, and Natasha.

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Morning, Hanky. Hey, Hank. How you doing, man?

00:28:54.160 --> 00:28:57.880
Extremely good, buddy. Good. Let's do the Wild

00:28:57.880 --> 00:29:01.440
Thoughts podcast. I'll bet Hank has heard of

00:29:01.440 --> 00:29:04.500
this. I'm not sure about Selena, not sure about

00:29:04.500 --> 00:29:09.059
Graham. I was telling Natasha, when I was younger,

00:29:09.140 --> 00:29:12.480
we had this white trash food called shit on the

00:29:12.480 --> 00:29:16.490
shingle. Shit on the shingles, huh? Hey, huh?

00:29:17.190 --> 00:29:18.970
Hank, have you heard of shit on the shingle?

00:29:19.509 --> 00:29:22.930
Sort of. So what kind of food do you think that

00:29:22.930 --> 00:29:26.970
is? I want to go fucking wild and just say prison

00:29:26.970 --> 00:29:32.650
food. Essentially. Probably was. So what is it?

00:29:33.230 --> 00:29:37.470
It's like this really thick gravy and there's

00:29:37.470 --> 00:29:41.440
pieces of meat in it. And then you just pour

00:29:41.440 --> 00:29:45.220
that over two slices of toast. And that was like

00:29:45.220 --> 00:29:48.420
our big white trash meal. And my mom would say,

00:29:48.500 --> 00:29:50.099
what do you want, Ray? Oh, I don't know. How

00:29:50.099 --> 00:29:52.500
about some SOS? And we knew we were getting shit

00:29:52.500 --> 00:29:55.000
on the shingle. Wait, okay, I know. Wait, wait,

00:29:55.079 --> 00:29:58.279
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're telling

00:29:58.279 --> 00:30:00.700
me, because one time, okay, I had to do community

00:30:00.700 --> 00:30:03.779
service, and I had to like... do my hours at

00:30:03.779 --> 00:30:06.680
a VFW, right? And one of the things they served

00:30:06.680 --> 00:30:09.259
was SOS. And you're telling me that entire time

00:30:09.259 --> 00:30:11.819
it stood for shit on a shingle? Yeah, SOS is

00:30:11.819 --> 00:30:13.980
shit on a shingle. Most people that have it,

00:30:14.000 --> 00:30:16.539
they don't call it shit on a shingle. You know,

00:30:16.559 --> 00:30:18.559
like Dad would always say, we'll have some SOS.

00:30:19.059 --> 00:30:21.559
You know, when I was in the group home, I used

00:30:21.559 --> 00:30:25.980
to eat lamb and I fucking hated it. You used

00:30:25.980 --> 00:30:29.539
to eat what, Hank? Lamb. You ate lamb and you

00:30:29.539 --> 00:30:33.380
hated it? And I fucking hated it. You'd rather

00:30:33.380 --> 00:30:35.119
eat some of the shit that was on the shingles

00:30:35.119 --> 00:30:36.799
at the group home out front. Yeah, I could see

00:30:36.799 --> 00:30:38.819
that. So it's kind of like a shish kebab. Yes,

00:30:38.819 --> 00:30:41.500
I would. It's what, Natasha? It's kind of like

00:30:41.500 --> 00:30:45.039
a shish kebab, kind of. No. No, it's like a nasty,

00:30:45.160 --> 00:30:48.039
lumpy, I mean, no offense to anyone whose SOS

00:30:48.039 --> 00:30:49.819
is their favorite food, but it's like this lumpy

00:30:49.819 --> 00:30:51.460
gravy and you put it on bread. Right, right,

00:30:51.460 --> 00:30:54.660
right. So you saw it, Selena? Yes, I had to serve

00:30:54.660 --> 00:30:57.119
it to people going in there. And they were calling

00:30:57.119 --> 00:31:00.119
it SOS. Okay. Yes. It tastes really good, though,

00:31:00.140 --> 00:31:02.519
you guys. It's very white trash food, but it's

00:31:02.519 --> 00:31:04.960
so good. Like, would you ever see it on a restaurant

00:31:04.960 --> 00:31:07.660
menu? No. They're not going to have shit on the

00:31:07.660 --> 00:31:10.299
shingle. Yes, I've seen it before. You have,

00:31:10.380 --> 00:31:15.220
Selena? Yes. And it said what? SOS? Yeah. And

00:31:15.220 --> 00:31:16.799
the waitress comes up like, how do you want your

00:31:16.799 --> 00:31:19.720
shit cooked? I'll have mine, the meat and mine

00:31:19.720 --> 00:31:22.640
medium well, please. I think I've seen it. I'm

00:31:22.640 --> 00:31:25.019
pretty sure. Not, like, obviously a fancy restaurant,

00:31:25.119 --> 00:31:27.640
but something like a Denny's or something like

00:31:27.640 --> 00:31:30.619
that, you know? Yeah. So they named it that for

00:31:30.619 --> 00:31:32.460
a reason, though, right? Yeah, because it looks

00:31:32.460 --> 00:31:34.240
like just... Because of what it looks like. Yeah,

00:31:34.299 --> 00:31:36.480
it looks like shit and some gravy, and then you're

00:31:36.480 --> 00:31:39.440
just putting it on two shingles of toast. How

00:31:39.440 --> 00:31:41.440
about I put gravy in your cornflakes someday,

00:31:41.599 --> 00:31:49.259
buddy? Watch your mouth. Why were you in a group

00:31:49.259 --> 00:31:52.480
home? You have a mother and father that I thought

00:31:52.480 --> 00:31:55.299
were taking care of you. I have mild to severe

00:31:55.299 --> 00:31:58.740
autism. No, but still, I mean, this is going

00:31:58.740 --> 00:32:01.200
to get a little sad, but I just don't understand

00:32:01.200 --> 00:32:04.160
why you've been living at home forever since

00:32:04.160 --> 00:32:06.119
I've known you. Why were you ever in the group

00:32:06.119 --> 00:32:09.660
home? That was back in the 1980s, and I needed

00:32:09.660 --> 00:32:14.069
help getting an education. So it was kind of

00:32:14.069 --> 00:32:17.009
like a school. Yeah. But did you spend the night

00:32:17.009 --> 00:32:20.109
there? I spent the night in the group home and

00:32:20.109 --> 00:32:23.970
I fucking hated it. Oh, cue the sad music. This

00:32:23.970 --> 00:32:26.789
is sad. Not spend the night, Graham. He lived

00:32:26.789 --> 00:32:29.470
there. Yeah, you were like locked up there. What

00:32:29.470 --> 00:32:33.089
did you hate most about it? The fact that I was

00:32:33.089 --> 00:32:38.130
bullied. Aww. I'm sorry, Hank. That makes me

00:32:38.130 --> 00:32:41.299
sad to hear. Let's talk about something fun.

00:32:41.440 --> 00:32:45.500
Let's talk about your balls, okay? Yes. This

00:32:45.500 --> 00:32:48.400
morning on the JV show, we were talking about

00:32:48.400 --> 00:32:51.380
blue balls. Can you explain what that is? What

00:32:51.380 --> 00:32:55.059
the fuck is blue balls? I want you to try to

00:32:55.059 --> 00:32:59.740
explain it. Is it the balls between your dick?

00:33:01.379 --> 00:33:03.400
Oh, those different colored ones. He's got an

00:33:03.400 --> 00:33:06.079
extra set. He's got the blue ones between your

00:33:06.079 --> 00:33:08.279
dick. Between your dick and your what? You know,

00:33:08.299 --> 00:33:09.859
the ones between your dick and your sack and

00:33:09.859 --> 00:33:12.359
your nutsack, JV. The blue balls, the extra ones.

00:33:13.740 --> 00:33:18.500
Between your dick and your taint? Yes. Oh. Oh,

00:33:18.519 --> 00:33:20.720
wait, Hank, were you not listening to the JV

00:33:20.720 --> 00:33:25.680
show this morning? Yes, I was. You guys, I will

00:33:25.680 --> 00:33:27.380
send his ass. Because I have a fucked up memory.

00:33:27.799 --> 00:33:31.259
Oh, yeah. I was about to threaten to send him

00:33:31.259 --> 00:33:32.799
back to the group home if he wasn't listening.

00:33:32.920 --> 00:33:36.619
No. Just kidding. Hank, that's just a joke. If

00:33:36.619 --> 00:33:39.140
you ever need a place to stay, Graham has told

00:33:39.140 --> 00:33:40.980
me several times you can live with him. Yeah,

00:33:41.019 --> 00:33:42.880
I'd be happy. He just got a new big house in

00:33:42.880 --> 00:33:46.619
Napa. It's so beautiful. Just kidding. Just kidding.

00:33:46.960 --> 00:33:49.359
Yeah, I was just kidding. I don't have any room

00:33:49.359 --> 00:33:51.200
at my house, so I'd be happy to drive you over

00:33:51.200 --> 00:33:52.880
to Selena's. She said you could stay as long

00:33:52.880 --> 00:33:54.519
as you want. Yeah, that's nice of her. And then

00:33:54.519 --> 00:33:57.299
I'll call you an Uber to Natasha's. Natasha,

00:33:57.440 --> 00:33:59.779
do you want to explain to Hank what blue balls

00:33:59.779 --> 00:34:04.319
are? It's something that's painful that happens

00:34:04.319 --> 00:34:09.480
when a man and a woman, they start making out

00:34:09.480 --> 00:34:11.300
and nothing happens. Or a man and a man, hold

00:34:11.300 --> 00:34:13.599
on. Or a man and a man. When a man and a woman

00:34:13.599 --> 00:34:17.800
start making out. But nothing happens, so nothing

00:34:17.800 --> 00:34:21.949
gets released out of like the... Stuff area.

00:34:22.210 --> 00:34:23.969
The dick hole. I think that's what she's trying

00:34:23.969 --> 00:34:27.170
to say. It's the Wild Thoughts podcast. Nothing

00:34:27.170 --> 00:34:30.690
gets released out of the dick hole. So when nothing

00:34:30.690 --> 00:34:34.329
gets released. No, that's the problem. Except

00:34:34.329 --> 00:34:36.510
for that. Yeah. It's backed up in there like

00:34:36.510 --> 00:34:40.030
a goddamn traffic jam. Yes. Hank, have you ever

00:34:40.030 --> 00:34:43.349
had it kind of like, you know, you haven't released

00:34:43.349 --> 00:34:45.889
it in a long time so it starts to hurt in your

00:34:45.889 --> 00:34:51.619
nuts? Yes. Because I'm an athlete to female pop

00:34:51.619 --> 00:34:58.059
artists. And sometimes cum comes out of it. Yeah,

00:34:58.079 --> 00:35:00.440
but other times somebody in your family walks

00:35:00.440 --> 00:35:03.300
in on you and you have to stop. But man, that

00:35:03.300 --> 00:35:07.739
hurts. Am I right? You're one billion percent

00:35:07.739 --> 00:35:12.099
correct, baby and buddies. And it's my understanding

00:35:12.099 --> 00:35:14.659
that you then turned that into shit on the shingle.

00:35:15.260 --> 00:35:19.769
Oh my God. Wait, so it hurts if you guys have

00:35:19.769 --> 00:35:22.610
to stop it? Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's the worst

00:35:22.610 --> 00:35:26.550
kind of blue balls. Not a gradual buildup of

00:35:26.550 --> 00:35:29.050
not having sex over a couple weeks or something.

00:35:29.309 --> 00:35:32.570
It's the buildup of like JV was talking about

00:35:32.570 --> 00:35:35.269
earlier where there's a lot of fooling around

00:35:35.269 --> 00:35:37.250
and then it stops. And then it doesn't come out.

00:35:37.269 --> 00:35:39.769
Then it's going to back up into areas and that's

00:35:39.769 --> 00:35:41.969
what causes all the pain. But can some of it

00:35:41.969 --> 00:35:45.900
come out but then some of it not? Like, can you

00:35:45.900 --> 00:35:48.820
stop midway? I think it's more of a hard stop.

00:35:48.960 --> 00:35:52.239
That doesn't stop midway? No, those don't stop

00:35:52.239 --> 00:35:56.920
midway. No, this is stopping prior. It's like

00:35:56.920 --> 00:35:59.139
having a bullet in the chamber. You never pull

00:35:59.139 --> 00:36:01.780
the trigger. Right, it's not coming out. So now

00:36:01.780 --> 00:36:05.000
it's going into that word that Selena was talking

00:36:05.000 --> 00:36:08.179
about, the epididia. That has to do with it now

00:36:08.179 --> 00:36:12.000
going into different areas of your balzac. Well,

00:36:12.119 --> 00:36:13.800
because all the sperm in there, they're like

00:36:13.800 --> 00:36:15.980
cheering, like, holy shit, this is about to happen.

00:36:16.000 --> 00:36:17.260
And they're all bouncing off each other, all

00:36:17.260 --> 00:36:18.880
super excited, like, fuck yeah, we're getting

00:36:18.880 --> 00:36:20.760
out of here. They got nowhere to go. And then

00:36:20.760 --> 00:36:22.559
the door never opens. So then they just start

00:36:22.559 --> 00:36:24.659
banging on all the walls, like, get the fuck

00:36:24.659 --> 00:36:27.199
out of here. You told us we were going. Let me

00:36:27.199 --> 00:36:29.380
out. So when I went to ER, that's what was going

00:36:29.380 --> 00:36:31.619
on? A big fight in my balls? Dude, millions of

00:36:31.619 --> 00:36:33.500
sperm in there. Royal Rumble, JV, they're so

00:36:33.500 --> 00:36:35.420
pissed off that they didn't get to go where they

00:36:35.420 --> 00:36:36.699
thought they were going to go, that they're in

00:36:36.699 --> 00:36:38.780
there fighting each other. That's where all the

00:36:38.780 --> 00:36:40.780
pain stems from. All right. Please re -explain

00:36:40.780 --> 00:36:45.280
that, Hank. It's like a man -woman having to

00:36:45.280 --> 00:36:50.239
masturbate to a female artist. Work that in somehow.

00:36:50.480 --> 00:36:54.159
They don't get it, but they fucking don't. And

00:36:54.159 --> 00:36:56.719
then what's the fight in the balls? The fight

00:36:56.719 --> 00:37:00.579
in the balls? Is it when you punch somebody's

00:37:00.579 --> 00:37:04.030
dick? Yep. Okay, there it is. What do you got,

00:37:04.090 --> 00:37:06.570
Graham? All right, so I read this research study

00:37:06.570 --> 00:37:10.289
on what the average amount of time couples have

00:37:10.289 --> 00:37:13.369
sex is. Like, how long does it last? So if you've

00:37:13.369 --> 00:37:14.989
ever wondered, like, how long are people doing

00:37:14.989 --> 00:37:16.369
it? Because some people are like, oh, we have

00:37:16.369 --> 00:37:18.630
sex for hours. And I'm like, bullshit. So they

00:37:18.630 --> 00:37:21.969
had 500 couples from around the world. time themselves

00:37:21.969 --> 00:37:25.250
with a stopwatch. You only started the stopwatch

00:37:25.250 --> 00:37:28.489
once the penis had entered the vagina. Penetration.

00:37:28.489 --> 00:37:31.110
Then you could hit start on the stopwatch, and

00:37:31.110 --> 00:37:34.869
you only hit stop when it was finished, and they

00:37:34.869 --> 00:37:37.750
found the average amount of time across all 500

00:37:37.750 --> 00:37:42.360
couples was 5 .4. I kind of wanted to ask the

00:37:42.360 --> 00:37:44.579
ladies how they felt about that 5 .4 minutes.

00:37:44.699 --> 00:37:46.380
But keep in mind, that's just the average. The

00:37:46.380 --> 00:37:49.880
times range anywhere from 33 seconds up to 44

00:37:49.880 --> 00:37:52.619
minutes was the longest. Okay. What do you guys

00:37:52.619 --> 00:37:54.699
think about that amount of time? Five minutes.

00:37:54.960 --> 00:37:56.940
I thought the average would be a little bit longer,

00:37:57.059 --> 00:38:00.780
but I mean, I'm not, I get, yeah, it's fine.

00:38:02.219 --> 00:38:05.780
It's fine. Five minutes is a long time. That

00:38:05.780 --> 00:38:07.880
is not a long time. I feel like you're showing

00:38:07.880 --> 00:38:10.880
off after minute one. I thought the average would

00:38:10.880 --> 00:38:12.539
be between ten. I thought I was showing off after

00:38:12.539 --> 00:38:14.559
minute two, buddy. What do you say, Natasha?

00:38:15.260 --> 00:38:21.980
That's fine. That's fine? Wow. I guess it just

00:38:21.980 --> 00:38:25.739
depends on the situation. I feel like anything

00:38:25.739 --> 00:38:28.139
past five minutes, you're trying to do too much.

00:38:28.179 --> 00:38:30.360
Right. You think even ten minutes is doing too

00:38:30.360 --> 00:38:33.840
much? I mean... It's just ten minutes. I think

00:38:33.840 --> 00:38:38.039
10 minutes the entire show. The foreplay, the

00:38:38.039 --> 00:38:42.159
whatever, 10 minutes. But the actual... Graham,

00:38:42.179 --> 00:38:44.199
you're including foreplay and the whole deal

00:38:44.199 --> 00:38:46.719
should be done in 10 minutes? That's a 10 -minute

00:38:46.719 --> 00:38:49.800
window, but the actual pound town, come on, 10

00:38:49.800 --> 00:38:51.639
minutes. I can get it done twice in that amount

00:38:51.639 --> 00:38:56.119
of time. I put a survey on Twitter. I said foreplay

00:38:56.119 --> 00:39:02.610
should last longer, last less time. Or be eliminated?

00:39:03.329 --> 00:39:06.250
And how do you think the results came in? Longer.

00:39:06.250 --> 00:39:08.989
Last longer. Yeah, I must have a lot of female

00:39:08.989 --> 00:39:11.289
followers because I was expecting a lot of guys

00:39:11.289 --> 00:39:14.869
to say, eliminate it. Let's get right to it.

00:39:14.889 --> 00:39:18.030
What the fuck? Yeah, it was like 70 % said they

00:39:18.030 --> 00:39:21.610
want foreplay to be longer. Yeah, I think a lot

00:39:21.610 --> 00:39:24.570
of ladies want a little more time to warm up

00:39:24.570 --> 00:39:26.670
before the skin boat gets docked in tuna town.

00:39:26.789 --> 00:39:29.809
Like you want things to, you know. You get the

00:39:29.809 --> 00:39:31.630
heat, the passion of the moment. It's so weird

00:39:31.630 --> 00:39:33.829
that you have to warm up. I mean, for a guy,

00:39:33.929 --> 00:39:36.269
all you have to do is look at it. Yeah, we're

00:39:36.269 --> 00:39:38.429
very different. And that's why it's so weird

00:39:38.429 --> 00:39:40.289
to me that guys don't understand that. There's

00:39:40.289 --> 00:39:42.630
a lot of guys out there that are like, what's

00:39:42.630 --> 00:39:45.389
that for? Why do we have to do that? Can we just

00:39:45.389 --> 00:39:48.909
not? I don't know. It's so weird. Yeah, what

00:39:48.909 --> 00:39:51.670
is it for? Yeah, can you explain what's that

00:39:51.670 --> 00:39:53.309
all about? Why can't we just fuck? Why do you

00:39:53.309 --> 00:39:55.650
have to warm? I've got to warm up. You're not

00:39:55.650 --> 00:39:58.239
like an old school car. If you're asking what

00:39:58.239 --> 00:40:00.380
is it for, then you're not doing it right. I

00:40:00.380 --> 00:40:03.420
think we should fuck too, buddy. Wait, no. You

00:40:03.420 --> 00:40:05.500
and JV or you and Graham? Hank just threw his

00:40:05.500 --> 00:40:08.420
hat in the ring. No, me and a lovely female.

00:40:08.860 --> 00:40:11.059
Oh. Who were you talking to when you said it?

00:40:11.179 --> 00:40:13.800
Yeah. It was Selena or Natasha. Which one? I

00:40:13.800 --> 00:40:16.940
was talking to a random female person. Like somebody

00:40:16.940 --> 00:40:19.539
listening to this. Maybe somebody listening to

00:40:19.539 --> 00:40:23.000
this. I wanted to fuck a random female. Wait,

00:40:23.079 --> 00:40:25.079
hold on. So wait, you would rather do a rando

00:40:25.079 --> 00:40:29.289
than me? Yeah, that's mean. No, I'd rather do

00:40:29.289 --> 00:40:33.869
Selena. Oh, there it is. Thank you. So how do

00:40:33.869 --> 00:40:36.269
you imagine you and Selena doing it? On her Bowflex.

00:40:36.949 --> 00:40:40.530
Hugging, hugging, and more hugging. Oh, so romantic.

00:40:40.789 --> 00:40:44.730
That's so sweet. That's really nice, Hank. Thanks,

00:40:44.730 --> 00:40:47.590
buddy. Anything else here? I was I was reading

00:40:47.590 --> 00:40:50.570
about this girl named Sid Wilder, who I guess

00:40:50.570 --> 00:40:53.510
is like a pretty pop in on OnlyFans. She's been

00:40:53.510 --> 00:40:55.750
on the platform for about a year and supposedly

00:40:55.750 --> 00:40:59.070
now she's part of like the top point six percent

00:40:59.070 --> 00:41:01.769
creators like she is up there, up there. And

00:41:01.769 --> 00:41:04.070
she was talking about how she got started. It

00:41:04.070 --> 00:41:06.210
really all stemmed from a breakup, like her and

00:41:06.210 --> 00:41:08.969
her man were going through a breakup and he made

00:41:08.969 --> 00:41:10.889
a mean comment to her like, well, why don't you

00:41:10.889 --> 00:41:13.909
just join OnlyFans then? And she was like. I

00:41:13.909 --> 00:41:16.469
will. And she did. And she became super successful

00:41:16.469 --> 00:41:19.750
off of it. If you were the ex, would that piss

00:41:19.750 --> 00:41:21.489
you off hearing that? Like you tried to insult

00:41:21.489 --> 00:41:23.909
her and here she is like making all this money

00:41:23.909 --> 00:41:26.050
and she's just blown up since then. Probably

00:41:26.050 --> 00:41:30.110
a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. I'd be so mad. Hank,

00:41:30.250 --> 00:41:32.510
are you going to get an OnlyFans account going?

00:41:34.099 --> 00:41:36.460
I'll think about it, buddy. You should do it.

00:41:36.539 --> 00:41:39.840
What, like, think Tyga, Chris Brown, they got

00:41:39.840 --> 00:41:42.679
one going, all they do is... No, Olivia Rodrigo.

00:41:43.219 --> 00:41:46.300
Oh, you like Olivia Rodrigo? Wow, you like the

00:41:46.300 --> 00:41:48.920
young ones. No, but I'm just saying, you don't

00:41:48.920 --> 00:41:50.500
have to have sex with these guys. I'm saying

00:41:50.500 --> 00:41:53.239
they started in OnlyFans, and they just sit there

00:41:53.239 --> 00:41:55.739
jacking off, and people pay for it. I'd jack

00:41:55.739 --> 00:41:58.420
off to Olivia Rodrigo. Okay, you can do that,

00:41:58.480 --> 00:42:00.820
I guess, on your OnlyFans, and you get paid for

00:42:00.820 --> 00:42:03.949
it. I did not know that until now. The other

00:42:03.949 --> 00:42:05.769
thing I'm thinking that people would pay big

00:42:05.769 --> 00:42:09.349
money for is if we went to your dad's TV and

00:42:09.349 --> 00:42:14.489
got his remote and shoved it up your ass. I'm

00:42:14.489 --> 00:42:17.829
subscribing now. Would you be willing to do that,

00:42:17.849 --> 00:42:22.010
Hank, for big money? No. I'd rather be a contestant

00:42:22.010 --> 00:42:23.710
on Wheel of Fortune. Yeah, but this is going

00:42:23.710 --> 00:42:25.429
to keep you out of the group home. That other

00:42:25.429 --> 00:42:29.730
dream won't. If you want it, you can get it.

00:42:30.110 --> 00:42:37.170
If I want what? To shove the TV remote inside

00:42:37.170 --> 00:42:39.789
the family. Oh, I will want it after you shove

00:42:39.789 --> 00:42:42.889
it up there now. But if you do want it, you can

00:42:42.889 --> 00:42:46.070
get it, JV. By the way, Natasha has no jealousies

00:42:46.070 --> 00:42:48.610
or worries about me seeing other chicks. She

00:42:48.610 --> 00:42:52.719
will show me girls that... We know or that we're

00:42:52.719 --> 00:42:54.920
friends with her. They have only a fan's accounts

00:42:54.920 --> 00:42:57.699
now and they are doing all kinds of crazy stuff.

00:42:57.800 --> 00:42:59.679
And she's like, hey, check this out. Oh, look

00:42:59.679 --> 00:43:02.639
what she's doing. Selena, could you show these

00:43:02.639 --> 00:43:07.139
ladies to your man? I don't know. I don't know.

00:43:07.239 --> 00:43:10.019
I'm not showing you to be like, get all like.

00:43:10.940 --> 00:43:12.800
you know worked up on I'm showing you get your

00:43:12.800 --> 00:43:15.719
blue balls yeah I'm showing you like look and

00:43:15.719 --> 00:43:18.179
I'm not showing you no I know I know but like

00:43:18.179 --> 00:43:21.679
Selena would you be jealous showing other like

00:43:21.679 --> 00:43:24.659
you know hot chicks to AJ who are doing all these

00:43:24.659 --> 00:43:28.519
things no I wouldn't no i wouldn't and i feel

00:43:28.519 --> 00:43:30.559
like i can't think of an instance where he would

00:43:30.559 --> 00:43:33.079
have junk just pulled up on his screen but if

00:43:33.079 --> 00:43:34.780
it was like oh like he'll show me all the time

00:43:34.780 --> 00:43:36.559
like people that he follows on instagram from

00:43:36.559 --> 00:43:38.840
like back home whatever who are like you know

00:43:38.840 --> 00:43:40.619
twerking or they're showing stuff or whatever

00:43:40.619 --> 00:43:42.420
he'll show me like look at her and you know so

00:43:42.420 --> 00:43:44.199
we do have that kind of relationship but not

00:43:44.199 --> 00:43:50.039
with junk What about Kate showing you some chicks?

00:43:50.239 --> 00:43:52.239
Would never happen. No. She doesn't even know

00:43:52.239 --> 00:43:54.800
what the site OnlyFans is, I imagine. You don't

00:43:54.800 --> 00:43:56.559
think so? I'll bet she does. And she would never

00:43:56.559 --> 00:43:59.480
in a million years show you two chicks going

00:43:59.480 --> 00:44:02.219
at it? Not a chance. Why not? That's just not

00:44:02.219 --> 00:44:04.980
who she is. That is not her personality. And

00:44:04.980 --> 00:44:07.099
it would seem very out of character if she did

00:44:07.099 --> 00:44:08.800
show that to me. I would be like, are you feeling

00:44:08.800 --> 00:44:12.940
okay? What's wrong? Would you look at it or would

00:44:12.940 --> 00:44:15.400
you be embarrassed? I would look away, JV. When

00:44:15.400 --> 00:44:19.780
Natasha shows me, I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah. You

00:44:19.780 --> 00:44:21.420
know what I mean? I don't want her to think,

00:44:21.760 --> 00:44:23.760
oh, look at me. I'm all into this. So I just

00:44:23.760 --> 00:44:26.139
look away. Oh, yeah. No, I would look away. Oh,

00:44:26.199 --> 00:44:29.000
yuck. Ew. Gross. No, don't show me that. That's

00:44:29.000 --> 00:44:31.119
so gross. Why are they doing that to each other?

00:44:31.280 --> 00:44:34.820
Yeah. Show me that again. Why is she doing that

00:44:34.820 --> 00:44:37.960
one, too? Never mind. All right, we're going

00:44:37.960 --> 00:44:40.199
to get out of here. Hank, you want to give some

00:44:40.199 --> 00:44:41.980
shout -outs to all the people that don't listen

00:44:41.980 --> 00:44:44.079
to this? Yes, I'd like to give a shout -out to

00:44:44.079 --> 00:44:46.940
my buddy, like, Eagle, my dad, my sisters for

00:44:46.940 --> 00:44:50.539
Fats, my dog, Buster, and Marley. Sometimes they

00:44:50.539 --> 00:44:54.480
call Marley Chompstar. Everyone in the JV Show

00:44:54.480 --> 00:44:58.519
fan army. And also, my buddies in both great

00:44:58.519 --> 00:45:01.400
bands and in Russia and Kansas, and my buddies

00:45:01.400 --> 00:45:04.610
at the Rush. County News, which is a weekly newspaper

00:45:04.610 --> 00:45:08.309
based in Red Cross, Kansas. Also, before we go,

00:45:08.369 --> 00:45:10.230
why don't you tell everyone at that group home

00:45:10.230 --> 00:45:13.130
that was mean to you to suck a fat dick? Yeah.

00:45:13.949 --> 00:45:17.389
Suck a fat dick to everyone in the group home.

00:45:17.510 --> 00:45:19.369
Do you remember some names of people that weren't

00:45:19.369 --> 00:45:23.389
nice to you? Yes, one person. Who was it? Mike.

00:45:23.789 --> 00:45:26.230
Mike. I hate that guy. Fucking bastard. I'll

00:45:26.230 --> 00:45:28.050
kick the shit out of Mike if I ever see him.

00:45:28.130 --> 00:45:29.949
Yeah, if we see Mike, we're going to fuck him

00:45:29.949 --> 00:45:35.460
up, Hank, okay? Or Reggie. Or Reggie. Fuck you,

00:45:35.500 --> 00:45:38.159
Reggie. Mike and Reggie. These assholes. Son

00:45:38.159 --> 00:45:39.679
of a bitches. All right, Hank. Love you, buddy.

00:45:39.940 --> 00:45:42.820
I love you all so much. Peace in your hood. And

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00:47:22.460 --> 00:47:25.079
How are you today? Selena, Natasha, and Graham.

00:47:25.179 --> 00:47:27.420
What's going on, buddy? Hey, Hanky. Bumped up.

00:47:28.940 --> 00:47:33.980
Hank. Yes. Do me a favor here. I just read something

00:47:33.980 --> 00:47:37.320
online. Man completes the largest jigsaw puzzle

00:47:37.320 --> 00:47:40.840
in the world. Will you please explain to Selena?

00:47:41.000 --> 00:47:43.539
Because a jigsaw puzzle will get her panties

00:47:43.539 --> 00:47:46.260
wet. And you know what that means, right? Yes.

00:47:46.460 --> 00:47:50.800
Explain it. I would have him come out of her

00:47:50.800 --> 00:48:01.619
pussy. Easy there, guy. Kind of. Not quite. I

00:48:01.619 --> 00:48:04.239
don't know who wants to explain that part. Natasha.

00:48:04.460 --> 00:48:09.119
Graham does. Oh, Natasha does. Great. What? No,

00:48:09.300 --> 00:48:11.380
will you do me a favor, Hank? Will you please

00:48:11.380 --> 00:48:14.219
explain to Selena jigsaw puzzles are stupid?

00:48:15.519 --> 00:48:18.320
Jigsaw puzzles are stupid because they take too

00:48:18.320 --> 00:48:22.420
fucking long to complete. Yep. Thank you. There's

00:48:22.420 --> 00:48:25.000
still so much fun. Hank, come on. You enjoy a

00:48:25.000 --> 00:48:27.570
good puzzle. During Puzzle Hour, we can play

00:48:27.570 --> 00:48:31.070
baseball puzzles. Yeah, baseball puzzle. There

00:48:31.070 --> 00:48:33.750
you go. And just literally just a white baseball

00:48:33.750 --> 00:48:35.829
with the red seams. Yeah, that's not boring.

00:48:35.969 --> 00:48:38.949
That's good enough. Yeah, the two most boring

00:48:38.949 --> 00:48:42.219
things in the world combined. baseball, and a

00:48:42.219 --> 00:48:46.760
puzzle. I also read 41 % of online voters believe

00:48:46.760 --> 00:48:50.219
that science will someday cure baldness. Do you

00:48:50.219 --> 00:48:52.599
guys think that'll happen? Science? What's taking

00:48:52.599 --> 00:48:55.940
them so long? You would make so much money coming

00:48:55.940 --> 00:48:57.659
up with the cure for baldness. Yeah, but they've

00:48:57.659 --> 00:48:59.860
been working on this pesky cancer thing and all

00:48:59.860 --> 00:49:01.940
this other stuff. Who cares about that stuff?

00:49:02.019 --> 00:49:04.579
Cure baldness. I guarantee they'll do it. I don't

00:49:04.579 --> 00:49:06.219
think they'll find out a way to cure it because

00:49:06.219 --> 00:49:08.300
it's like in your DNA. It's a genetic thing and

00:49:08.300 --> 00:49:09.880
you either have it or you don't, but I think

00:49:09.880 --> 00:49:12.610
they'll find a way to be able to grow it back.

00:49:13.349 --> 00:49:15.750
No, that would be the cure. They're already editing

00:49:15.750 --> 00:49:18.849
genes and taking, they can take out the baldness

00:49:18.849 --> 00:49:20.650
gene eventually. And that is the answer. Like,

00:49:20.650 --> 00:49:22.550
why aren't they getting to that? Yeah, get in

00:49:22.550 --> 00:49:24.829
the DNA. I would never do that. You just shave

00:49:24.829 --> 00:49:27.250
your head like you shave your nuts? I would never

00:49:27.250 --> 00:49:30.090
shave my fucking nuts. Yeah, but how do you explain

00:49:30.090 --> 00:49:32.690
the receding hairline on your nutsack then? It's

00:49:32.690 --> 00:49:38.039
genetic, right? If I look at my dick. He's just

00:49:38.039 --> 00:49:41.300
trying to be as shocking as he can. Have you

00:49:41.300 --> 00:49:44.940
ever shaved your nuts, Hank? Never. Why not?

00:49:45.079 --> 00:49:47.079
You're just going to let that hair grow all crazy?

00:49:47.699 --> 00:49:50.300
Nope. I'll get a chance to shave it when it's

00:49:50.300 --> 00:49:54.019
my turn. When it's my turn. I get the vaccine

00:49:54.019 --> 00:49:57.059
line. Let's see what the eligible groups are

00:49:57.059 --> 00:49:59.219
to shave their nuts this week. Looks like Contra

00:49:59.219 --> 00:50:02.420
Costa is the 50 and up right now. Solano County,

00:50:02.599 --> 00:50:05.199
we're at the 40 and up. So if you got hairy nuts,

00:50:05.380 --> 00:50:08.380
go down to the Civic Center. Sir, we're in the

00:50:08.380 --> 00:50:12.199
red tier with those red balls. So Hank, you would

00:50:12.199 --> 00:50:16.539
want someone to do it for you? Yes. Like a barber?

00:50:17.019 --> 00:50:21.079
No, a lovely female. Oh, get a female to shave

00:50:21.079 --> 00:50:23.219
your nuts. That sounds fun. Hope she has a steady

00:50:23.219 --> 00:50:27.780
hand. Yes. Yes. I thought we would have Graham

00:50:27.780 --> 00:50:32.760
take over on Urban Dictionary and throw out some

00:50:32.760 --> 00:50:35.059
terms and have Hank do his best to guess his

00:50:35.059 --> 00:50:37.480
way through it. And if he doesn't get it, then

00:50:37.480 --> 00:50:39.840
Graham can explain what the terms mean or the

00:50:39.840 --> 00:50:41.760
phrases. What do you got first, Graham? All right,

00:50:41.760 --> 00:50:44.719
Hanky, do you know what a rusty trombone is?

00:50:45.690 --> 00:50:49.570
What is a rusty trombone? Yeah, that's what I

00:50:49.570 --> 00:50:51.250
asked you. Take a guess. What do you think it

00:50:51.250 --> 00:50:56.090
is? It's something nasty. I think it's a man's

00:50:56.090 --> 00:50:59.530
dick. It's involved, yeah. And it's just rusty.

00:51:00.650 --> 00:51:02.769
Ew, why is it rusty? That's my rusty trombone.

00:51:05.320 --> 00:51:08.599
What is it, Graham? It's when a guy gets a rim

00:51:08.599 --> 00:51:11.000
job and a hand job at the same time from the

00:51:11.000 --> 00:51:13.579
same person. Looks like the giver is playing

00:51:13.579 --> 00:51:16.460
a trombone there with a rusty brown mouthpiece.

00:51:16.800 --> 00:51:21.519
Oh. Boom, that's interesting. Boom, that's interesting.

00:51:21.719 --> 00:51:24.739
That's interesting. What else? Would you like

00:51:24.739 --> 00:51:27.000
to try that? Hank, yeah, would you like to try

00:51:27.000 --> 00:51:30.019
the rusty trombone on me? Yes, I would. Thank

00:51:30.019 --> 00:51:33.300
you. All right. What else, Graham? Hanky, do

00:51:33.300 --> 00:51:36.690
you know what a blumpkin is? What is a blumpkin?

00:51:37.150 --> 00:51:44.170
Take a guess. A blumpkin is when a female and

00:51:44.170 --> 00:51:48.929
a male have oral sex at the same time. Have oral

00:51:48.929 --> 00:51:50.750
sex at the same time? That would be like a 69.

00:51:50.750 --> 00:51:54.070
That's a 69. A blumpkin is when a guy receives

00:51:54.070 --> 00:51:58.010
genital stimulation whilst simultaneously taking

00:51:58.010 --> 00:52:02.550
a shit. Oh. Taking a shit, huh? It's like premature

00:52:02.550 --> 00:52:05.780
ejaculation? Well, it depends how far along you

00:52:05.780 --> 00:52:09.239
are into the shit, of course. That is so gross.

00:52:09.940 --> 00:52:12.480
What, you've never gotten a Blumpkin, JV? No.

00:52:12.639 --> 00:52:15.320
Oh, come on, you haven't lived. Hank, have you

00:52:15.320 --> 00:52:17.440
ever masturbated while you're taking a shit?

00:52:18.539 --> 00:52:22.760
No, but I've masturbated in the shower to Britney

00:52:22.760 --> 00:52:27.599
Spears, Selena Gomez, Camila Cabello. Olivia

00:52:27.599 --> 00:52:30.599
Rodrigo. Right. Oh, my God. When she was 18,

00:52:30.739 --> 00:52:33.079
right? She just turned 18. Yeah, like a week

00:52:33.079 --> 00:52:37.900
ago. Yeah, Olivia. So this is recent. That was

00:52:37.900 --> 00:52:41.719
very recent. Who cleans up that shower? I do.

00:52:42.280 --> 00:52:47.619
What do you use on it? I use Formula 409. How

00:52:47.619 --> 00:52:50.679
often do you, be honest, when's the last time

00:52:50.679 --> 00:52:55.739
you used some 409 on that thing? 1997. No. About

00:52:55.739 --> 00:52:57.940
two weeks ago. Oh, okay. All right, that's good.

00:52:58.079 --> 00:53:00.539
What's the next one, Graham? All right, Hanky,

00:53:00.539 --> 00:53:04.199
do you know what an Alaska pipeline is? Where's

00:53:04.199 --> 00:53:07.210
the Alaska pipeline? I don't know, buddy. It's

00:53:07.210 --> 00:53:12.210
when one person shits a nice long turd, freezes

00:53:12.210 --> 00:53:14.849
it, and then uses it to fuck another person either

00:53:14.849 --> 00:53:17.829
in the pussy or in the ass. This is what Urban

00:53:17.829 --> 00:53:21.929
Dictionary says. It's when a person wants to

00:53:21.929 --> 00:53:26.210
fuck another person with the shit. Jesus. This

00:53:26.210 --> 00:53:30.369
is fine. This is fine. Quit. This is too much.

00:53:31.369 --> 00:53:33.929
Urban Dictionary. Would you like to try that

00:53:33.929 --> 00:53:37.460
one? On gram? I would love to try it someday.

00:53:37.639 --> 00:53:39.320
On gram, okay. Yeah, I mean, everybody should

00:53:39.320 --> 00:53:41.619
try everything once, right? No, I'm Katy Perry.

00:53:42.119 --> 00:53:45.179
Oh, I'm going to send her this audio file. Even

00:53:45.179 --> 00:53:50.119
when she had the short haircut? Me and haircut,

00:53:50.260 --> 00:53:53.699
buddy. Thank you. Are you learning all this nasty,

00:53:53.699 --> 00:53:57.199
bad stuff? Like, who are you learning this from

00:53:57.199 --> 00:54:02.500
that you know? From Graham. Yeah, from us. When

00:54:02.500 --> 00:54:04.219
you guys sit down with the family at the dinner

00:54:04.219 --> 00:54:06.840
table and talk about your day, do you talk about

00:54:06.840 --> 00:54:10.019
Blumpkins, Alaska Pipelines, and Rusty Trombones

00:54:10.019 --> 00:54:15.400
with your family? Fuck no. Okay, good. Hank,

00:54:15.579 --> 00:54:18.480
so explain. We're going to do a little recap,

00:54:18.699 --> 00:54:22.019
a little quiz here. What is the Alaska Pipeline?

00:54:24.269 --> 00:54:30.789
When a boy and a girl shit his pants. Okay, good.

00:54:30.949 --> 00:54:36.869
What's a blumpkin? A blumpkin is when a man masturbates

00:54:36.869 --> 00:54:39.909
to a girl. Okay, and what was the other one,

00:54:39.949 --> 00:54:41.510
Graham? The rusty trombone. What's the rusty

00:54:41.510 --> 00:54:47.230
trombone? The rusty trombone is a puzzle. Close

00:54:47.230 --> 00:54:50.690
enough. It's a baseball puzzle. Yeah, it's puzzling

00:54:50.690 --> 00:54:54.420
why anybody would do that. By the way, that would

00:54:54.420 --> 00:54:56.760
be cool if Hank did the old Alaskan pipeline

00:54:56.760 --> 00:54:59.599
down at his Modesto Nuts audition. Oh, yeah.

00:55:01.619 --> 00:55:03.880
That would set you apart from the other contestants.

00:55:04.579 --> 00:55:09.659
True. That would be so true. Did you guys hear

00:55:09.659 --> 00:55:13.179
that? Is that a dog barking? Yeah, I'm walking

00:55:13.179 --> 00:55:18.659
in my hood right now. Oh. Hank, you live in the

00:55:18.659 --> 00:55:22.960
hood? You consider it the hood? I consider Cherryland

00:55:22.960 --> 00:55:26.539
my hood. My hood, okay. Graham, do you have any

00:55:26.539 --> 00:55:28.119
more of these? Yeah, I mean, what do you guys

00:55:28.119 --> 00:55:30.300
want to go with? Donkey Punch, Furry Sausage

00:55:30.300 --> 00:55:32.840
Wallet, the Houdini, or the San Diego Surprise,

00:55:33.079 --> 00:55:35.860
or Dirty Sanchez? Ooh, let's go with the Houdini.

00:55:36.699 --> 00:55:40.199
Hank, do you know what Houdini is? What is the

00:55:40.199 --> 00:55:44.019
Houdini, other than the rap group Houdini? According

00:55:44.019 --> 00:55:45.980
to Urban Dictionary, it's when a man reaches

00:55:45.980 --> 00:55:49.219
climax whilst in the doggy -style position. The

00:55:49.219 --> 00:55:51.300
man pulls out, spits on their partner's back,

00:55:51.400 --> 00:55:53.800
fooling them into thinking that he's ejaculated.

00:55:53.840 --> 00:55:55.719
However, when their partner turns around, the

00:55:55.719 --> 00:55:58.539
man lets loose the baby yogurt in his partner's

00:55:58.539 --> 00:56:02.019
face. Again, this is Urban Dictionary, not me.

00:56:04.099 --> 00:56:08.179
That's Hasha. Can you explain the Houdini? Explain

00:56:08.179 --> 00:56:13.289
that back? Oh, sorry. I thought you were... I

00:56:13.289 --> 00:56:15.989
thought it was something else. Tasha's never

00:56:15.989 --> 00:56:19.329
paying attention. Would any guy actually do that?

00:56:19.449 --> 00:56:22.989
On Bart, yeah, I've done that. In college. You

00:56:22.989 --> 00:56:26.050
probably thought I really did that. I didn't.

00:56:26.070 --> 00:56:28.909
I was just... It was a joke. I was just kidding.

00:56:30.150 --> 00:56:34.170
And then you do it though, right? Whammy. In

00:56:34.170 --> 00:56:38.760
the face. Any others, Graham? I mean, you tell

00:56:38.760 --> 00:56:42.320
me. San Diego Surprise, Furry Sausage Wallet,

00:56:42.320 --> 00:56:45.159
Donkey Punch, or the Dirty Sanchez? Hank, you

00:56:45.159 --> 00:56:47.300
can probably work out the Furry Sausage Wallet,

00:56:47.300 --> 00:56:49.400
right? That one's pretty self -explanatory. What

00:56:49.400 --> 00:56:52.059
is it? It's when a man masturbates with a stick

00:56:52.059 --> 00:56:57.880
to lovely females. Not quite. I know your go

00:56:57.880 --> 00:57:00.400
-to answer on everything. What is it, Graham?

00:57:00.679 --> 00:57:03.280
The Furry Sausage Wallet is exactly what you

00:57:03.280 --> 00:57:08.570
would think it is. It's a vagina. You ever had

00:57:08.570 --> 00:57:13.929
one of those, Hank? For lunch. On Bart. A long

00:57:13.929 --> 00:57:18.269
time ago. Oh, you did? When a female set my dick

00:57:18.269 --> 00:57:22.710
at the sound factory. Who set that up? My old

00:57:22.710 --> 00:57:27.329
buddy, Jose. Wow. Wow. That's generous. Do you

00:57:27.329 --> 00:57:30.190
remember her name? No, I don't because it was

00:57:30.190 --> 00:57:36.039
too fucking long ago. There's a point where you're

00:57:36.039 --> 00:57:39.920
too big of a fan of Wild 94 .9. Oh, my God. That's

00:57:39.920 --> 00:57:43.639
officially it. You're a little bit too big of

00:57:43.639 --> 00:57:48.840
a fan. Yeah. Was that the dog barking or Hank

00:57:48.840 --> 00:57:53.380
laughing? Another dog barking. Oh. There's a

00:57:53.380 --> 00:57:55.780
lot of dogs in your hood. Yeah. Yeah, there's

00:57:55.780 --> 00:57:58.739
a lot of dogs in my hood. All right, Hank, anything

00:57:58.739 --> 00:58:00.820
you want to talk about? I'd like to give a shout

00:58:00.820 --> 00:58:23.960
-out to... All right. Good job, Hank. You know,

00:58:23.960 --> 00:58:26.380
whoever you shout out on this podcast, we have

00:58:26.380 --> 00:58:31.349
to send it to them. Yeah. All right. Do you want

00:58:31.349 --> 00:58:34.030
us to send the news channel this podcast? I'll

00:58:34.030 --> 00:58:35.849
title this one Rusty Trombone. It's a newspaper.

00:58:36.409 --> 00:58:38.869
Okay. Would you like the newspaper to hear you

00:58:38.869 --> 00:58:41.449
talking about a rusty trombone? No, I don't.

00:58:42.929 --> 00:58:44.730
That's going to be a problem. I already hit send.

00:58:45.090 --> 00:58:50.550
Oh, shoot. That will be the day. Do you think

00:58:50.550 --> 00:58:52.789
that paper that he's talking about even has email,

00:58:52.929 --> 00:58:56.349
though? No. They still put that thing on a fucking

00:58:56.349 --> 00:59:00.300
typewriter. Very small town. All right, Hank.

00:59:00.340 --> 00:59:02.860
We out, man. All right. I'll talk to you soon.

00:59:03.019 --> 00:59:07.800
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here we go with the Wild Thoughts podcast. I

01:02:12.019 --> 01:02:14.099
was talking with Hank last night and he said

01:02:14.099 --> 01:02:16.139
he wanted to join us. So let's bring him on.

01:02:16.219 --> 01:02:19.539
Hank, what's up, buddy? Good morning, JV. Good

01:02:19.539 --> 01:02:21.320
morning. Do you want to say good morning to everyone

01:02:21.320 --> 01:02:25.059
else here? Good morning, everyone. Natasha, Graham,

01:02:25.239 --> 01:02:29.719
and... JB and Natasha and Selena. Oh, there she

01:02:29.719 --> 01:02:32.320
is. I got three mentions before we got to Selena.

01:02:32.360 --> 01:02:35.980
That's great. I was the last one. So some sad

01:02:35.980 --> 01:02:39.239
news, you guys, regarding his audition with the

01:02:39.239 --> 01:02:43.179
Modesto Nuts. Oh, no. What? They had to cancel

01:02:43.179 --> 01:02:47.159
it because of the COVID -19 outbreak. Oh, because

01:02:47.159 --> 01:02:49.679
you were going to be a super spreader. And your

01:02:49.679 --> 01:02:51.280
singing was going to spread it to everyone or

01:02:51.280 --> 01:02:54.139
just in general? My guess is while he's singing

01:02:54.139 --> 01:02:56.000
and all that spit's going everywhere. Right.

01:02:56.760 --> 01:03:01.380
Is that what it was, Hank? No. I don't know if

01:03:01.380 --> 01:03:04.440
he'll have the same reaction, but I'll try to

01:03:04.440 --> 01:03:06.679
ask it again and see if I get it because it was

01:03:06.679 --> 01:03:09.800
a great response last night. Hank, what do you

01:03:09.800 --> 01:03:12.400
think if they change the name of the Modesto

01:03:12.400 --> 01:03:19.110
Nuts to the Modesto Nutsacks? Good one. Was that

01:03:19.110 --> 01:03:24.489
the same reaction? Yes. Let's get into a couple

01:03:24.489 --> 01:03:27.289
of stories here, Hank. A man got pulled over

01:03:27.289 --> 01:03:32.289
by an officer in Florida, and the officer was

01:03:32.289 --> 01:03:35.110
like, you need to give me the gun. Give me your

01:03:35.110 --> 01:03:37.670
gun. And the guy said, I don't have a gun. And

01:03:37.670 --> 01:03:39.829
the cop keeps frisking him, and he's like, you

01:03:39.829 --> 01:03:42.409
pulled the gun out of your pants. It actually

01:03:42.409 --> 01:03:45.860
wasn't a gun. What do you think it was? It was

01:03:45.860 --> 01:03:51.760
a neck sack. Good one. Yeah, it was his junk,

01:03:51.800 --> 01:03:57.360
Hank. That's cool, buddy. Was it like a handgun

01:03:57.360 --> 01:04:01.079
size? Are we talking rifle size? I think it was

01:04:01.079 --> 01:04:03.619
a really big gun. Oh, okay. It was like threatening

01:04:03.619 --> 01:04:06.739
the community. Yeah, the long gun. Yeah. It was

01:04:06.739 --> 01:04:11.239
his dick. Yeah. There you go. Do you ever call

01:04:11.239 --> 01:04:16.639
it a cock, Hank? Nope. Why not? I don't know.

01:04:17.500 --> 01:04:20.920
You know, just for fun, and it's like you're

01:04:20.920 --> 01:04:24.920
just playing an actor, why don't you say something

01:04:24.920 --> 01:04:27.519
to Selena along the lines of, you know you want

01:04:27.519 --> 01:04:32.000
this big cock. Hey, Selena, I know you want this

01:04:32.000 --> 01:04:38.019
big cock. I don't know how to respond to that.

01:04:38.039 --> 01:04:41.420
Oh, no response. Just say you do. Okay. Yeah,

01:04:41.539 --> 01:04:45.420
so let's try it again. Hey, Selena. I know I'm

01:04:45.420 --> 01:04:49.599
just fucking cock. That was even better. Guys.

01:04:49.739 --> 01:04:52.719
Good job, Anna. Yeah. Selena, get in character.

01:04:52.840 --> 01:04:56.119
Say, yes, I do. And Natasha, he loves this. He

01:04:56.119 --> 01:04:59.619
hits me all the time. We talk every day, and

01:04:59.619 --> 01:05:02.800
he hits me all the time going, JV, I think, or

01:05:02.800 --> 01:05:05.639
JV, I want to do the Wild Thoughts podcast. And

01:05:05.639 --> 01:05:08.840
he wants to rename it. He has a name that he

01:05:08.840 --> 01:05:10.679
wants to call it. Share it with everyone. It's

01:05:10.679 --> 01:05:18.719
become Fox. Why do you want to name it that?

01:05:19.000 --> 01:05:22.739
Why? Like, what's your reasoning, Hank? We should

01:05:22.739 --> 01:05:28.440
do one JV's podcast titled The Come Spot. I swear

01:05:28.440 --> 01:05:31.619
to God, I didn't give him any, I haven't even

01:05:31.619 --> 01:05:34.559
responded to him yet, but every few messages

01:05:34.559 --> 01:05:37.780
he'll say, hey, how about we name the Wild Thoughts

01:05:37.780 --> 01:05:40.909
podcast The Come Spot? I love it. It's a spot

01:05:40.909 --> 01:05:44.170
that everyone can come together and listen. Good.

01:05:44.349 --> 01:05:49.829
I think this is why Hanky... A place we can come

01:05:49.829 --> 01:05:52.050
masturbate. Right. You pop on our podcast and

01:05:52.050 --> 01:05:54.449
everyone starts jerking off. Of course. You use

01:05:54.449 --> 01:05:56.809
it for whatever you want. Hanky, do you really

01:05:56.809 --> 01:06:06.869
do that to pop stars? Yes, Natasha, he really

01:06:06.869 --> 01:06:11.909
does. You really do. What about Olivia Rodrigo?

01:06:11.909 --> 01:06:14.949
She just turned 18. I'm asking to her sometimes.

01:06:15.690 --> 01:06:19.389
That's cool. That's cool. Like what, Natasha?

01:06:19.889 --> 01:06:23.050
No, never mind. No, go ahead. No, I shouldn't

01:06:23.050 --> 01:06:25.469
ask. It's the wild thoughts. Nothing is off limits.

01:06:25.510 --> 01:06:29.090
It's the cum spot. Come on. Come on now. What

01:06:29.090 --> 01:06:42.010
type of motion are you conducting when, Oh my

01:06:42.010 --> 01:06:45.650
God. Okay. Wait a minute. Why sometimes? Does

01:06:45.650 --> 01:06:48.849
it sometimes come out of your ear? Well, if it's

01:06:48.849 --> 01:06:53.570
backed up enough. Does that make you happy? Yes.

01:06:53.710 --> 01:06:56.750
I clean out my clothes. I put them in the laundry.

01:06:58.969 --> 01:07:01.130
They stick to the side of the hamper. Wait, Natasha,

01:07:01.349 --> 01:07:03.789
what kind of motion were you expecting him to

01:07:03.789 --> 01:07:06.289
do? Why are you trying to call him out? He was

01:07:06.289 --> 01:07:08.670
very honest about what he did and to what pop

01:07:08.670 --> 01:07:10.210
stars, but why do you need to know the exact

01:07:10.210 --> 01:07:12.150
motion? Are there different motions? I thought

01:07:12.150 --> 01:07:15.269
it was pretty straightforward. Yeah. So who taught

01:07:15.269 --> 01:07:17.929
you how to do this motion? That's a good question.

01:07:18.130 --> 01:07:20.670
Did you just learn it on your own? Yes, I did.

01:07:21.309 --> 01:07:23.650
You did? You figured it out? How old were you

01:07:23.650 --> 01:07:28.210
when you discovered it? About 17 or 18. Do you

01:07:28.210 --> 01:07:31.989
remember what your first time, who it was to?

01:07:32.469 --> 01:07:35.730
Celine Dion. The female artist in the Solid Gold

01:07:35.730 --> 01:07:39.050
TV show audience. The whole audience got some.

01:07:39.349 --> 01:07:44.889
Wow. Just female members. Oh, I wasn't implying

01:07:44.889 --> 01:07:48.610
the guys, but that's cool that you gave the whole

01:07:48.610 --> 01:07:51.329
audience some of that. Yep. I wasn't at the taping,

01:07:51.329 --> 01:07:53.809
though. I was at home. Okay, good. Yeah, because

01:07:53.809 --> 01:07:55.789
if you're at the taping of the show and you whip

01:07:55.789 --> 01:07:57.809
it out and start spraying the audience, I can

01:07:57.809 --> 01:08:00.710
see you probably get kicked out. Yeah. Speaking

01:08:00.710 --> 01:08:03.630
of, this is back in the VCR days. Would you like

01:08:03.630 --> 01:08:06.590
pop in a VCR of the audience or what? Yes, I

01:08:06.590 --> 01:08:09.889
would, buddy. Oh, you had them recorded. No,

01:08:09.969 --> 01:08:14.409
I wish I had a VCR back in the day, but we are

01:08:14.409 --> 01:08:18.770
playing broke. Oh, sorry to hear that, Hank.

01:08:20.390 --> 01:08:23.250
So another story here, a guy used his debit card

01:08:23.250 --> 01:08:26.949
to break into a house and then he left it behind.

01:08:27.069 --> 01:08:30.109
So cops were like, oh, you. So then they went

01:08:30.109 --> 01:08:33.930
and busted him. Speaking of debit cards, Hank,

01:08:34.010 --> 01:08:36.970
when you were on the doghouse, a lot of firsts

01:08:36.970 --> 01:08:39.609
for you. I mean, we tried a lot, a lot of things

01:08:39.609 --> 01:08:42.250
with you. Did we ever chop up a little cocaine

01:08:42.250 --> 01:08:44.029
with a card and have you to give it a sniffer?

01:08:44.409 --> 01:08:48.789
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, I'm stunned. I'm

01:08:48.789 --> 01:08:54.340
really shocked. I'll never try cocaine. Good

01:08:54.340 --> 01:09:01.279
for you. Wait, did it happen? But maybe try it

01:09:01.279 --> 01:09:03.359
before you jack off one time. You know what I

01:09:03.359 --> 01:09:07.560
mean? Do it on your dresser. No. Why not? Because

01:09:07.560 --> 01:09:11.279
I say no to illegal drugs. Good. What about weed?

01:09:11.579 --> 01:09:15.060
I don't smoke weed. We used to drink a little

01:09:15.060 --> 01:09:17.300
bit though, right? Didn't you have some hard

01:09:17.300 --> 01:09:20.579
drinks? Yes, I did, but I had to quit because

01:09:20.579 --> 01:09:24.500
I'm on psychiatric meds. Oh, yeah. You can't

01:09:24.500 --> 01:09:26.659
mix those. That doesn't mix so well. I bet it

01:09:26.659 --> 01:09:29.760
would work well with the cocaine, though. I bet

01:09:29.760 --> 01:09:32.060
it would, buddy. I'm kidding. Natasha, these

01:09:32.060 --> 01:09:36.239
are all jokes. These are jokes. This is the ComSpot

01:09:36.239 --> 01:09:39.560
podcast, Natasha. Probably wasn't a joke back

01:09:39.560 --> 01:09:41.359
when we were trying to talk him into doing a

01:09:41.359 --> 01:09:43.939
line, but hey. No, of course not. They're jokes

01:09:43.939 --> 01:09:47.380
now. You remember that old line? Safe sex is

01:09:47.380 --> 01:09:52.140
the rule. Bag it. Safe sex is the rule. Bag it.

01:09:52.239 --> 01:09:54.340
Yeah, bag it up. Sometimes you gotta double bag

01:09:54.340 --> 01:09:59.659
it. Ew. You are getting into something nasty.

01:09:59.819 --> 01:10:01.960
Did you ever try to convince Graham to do it?

01:10:02.640 --> 01:10:05.699
No. I think Graham was too young for that stuff,

01:10:05.899 --> 01:10:08.979
right? I mean, it was around, but I never partook.

01:10:09.570 --> 01:10:12.609
I'm with Hanky. No drugs. Just say no to drugs.

01:10:12.609 --> 01:10:14.630
Say no to drugs. Also, double bag your dick.

01:10:16.189 --> 01:10:19.189
Double bag your dick, buddy. Hey, double bag

01:10:19.189 --> 01:10:22.029
your dick, buddy. I got a list here. We'll handle

01:10:22.029 --> 01:10:24.189
this and then we'll let you go, Hank. Things

01:10:24.189 --> 01:10:28.550
men shouldn't do after 30. So we'll see how all

01:10:28.550 --> 01:10:30.350
the guys are doing with it. And ladies, you can

01:10:30.350 --> 01:10:34.489
comment. You shouldn't be eating fast food after

01:10:34.489 --> 01:10:37.130
30. I like to have fast food once a week still.

01:10:37.689 --> 01:10:41.149
I love to have fast food after a while. You love

01:10:41.149 --> 01:10:43.310
what, Hank? I love to have fast food after the

01:10:43.310 --> 01:10:46.550
age of 30. Oh, you'd love to have it after 30.

01:10:46.630 --> 01:10:49.350
Gotcha. Yeah. How often do you eat fast food?

01:10:50.550 --> 01:10:53.229
Approximately once a week. I think once a week

01:10:53.229 --> 01:10:55.810
is okay. What about you, Graham? I'm probably

01:10:55.810 --> 01:10:58.390
less than once a week, but if I'm on a road trip

01:10:58.390 --> 01:11:01.149
or driving somewhere, I'm not going to not have

01:11:01.149 --> 01:11:04.189
fast food, but I definitely don't have it once

01:11:04.189 --> 01:11:14.640
a week. But I do love it. I like that. Try it

01:11:14.640 --> 01:11:16.840
again, but say jack off after each one of the

01:11:16.840 --> 01:11:24.619
jacks. Go for it. Well, no. Okay, try it again,

01:11:24.699 --> 01:11:27.140
but this time add the word off. After each word

01:11:27.140 --> 01:11:29.840
jack. After every time you say jack, then say

01:11:29.840 --> 01:11:34.560
jack off. Dude, jack off. Dude, jack off. Dude,

01:11:34.619 --> 01:11:39.880
jack off. Nice. The answer to all those questions

01:11:39.880 --> 01:11:43.300
is yes. Things men shouldn't do after 30, driving

01:11:43.300 --> 01:11:46.680
recklessly. I don't do that anymore. Hank, do

01:11:46.680 --> 01:11:49.560
you ever get to drive? I never got to drive because

01:11:49.560 --> 01:11:53.720
I don't want to. You haven't ever wanted to,

01:11:53.779 --> 01:11:58.279
huh? Nope. Oh, my God. Graham, I don't think

01:11:58.279 --> 01:12:01.810
you had joined the show yet when... We wanted

01:12:01.810 --> 01:12:04.689
Hank to have a driving experience. We weren't

01:12:04.689 --> 01:12:06.329
even in this building. We were over on Green

01:12:06.329 --> 01:12:09.609
Street, and the parking lot was up high on the

01:12:09.609 --> 01:12:12.810
roof, and he got in it, and he got confused.

01:12:13.430 --> 01:12:16.369
Sorry, I brought a go -kart. No, we were on Francisco.

01:12:16.930 --> 01:12:22.010
Yeah, on Green Street. That's what I said. He

01:12:22.010 --> 01:12:26.270
got confused with the go -kart between the gas

01:12:26.270 --> 01:12:29.239
and the brake, and what happened, Hank? I almost

01:12:29.239 --> 01:12:32.840
fucking injured myself. Oh, no. You guys. Oh,

01:12:32.840 --> 01:12:35.140
my God. The parking lot was one of those open

01:12:35.140 --> 01:12:38.739
ones and hardly a barrier at the edge. And then

01:12:38.739 --> 01:12:42.449
it. It went over. He almost went over the building.

01:12:42.550 --> 01:12:45.350
I'm not kidding. Whoa. Scary. Like, that sat

01:12:45.350 --> 01:12:46.689
with me for so long. If I would have injured

01:12:46.689 --> 01:12:48.750
myself, I would have called the injury hotline.

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Oh, you'd be dead. And I would be done with radio.

01:12:54.029 --> 01:12:56.310
That's for sure. You can't go killing people

01:12:56.310 --> 01:12:58.829
over your experiment. Yeah. Your family would

01:12:58.829 --> 01:13:00.810
have gotten paid out nicely, though, Hanky. What

01:13:00.810 --> 01:13:02.069
do you think they would have spent all the money

01:13:02.069 --> 01:13:05.300
on? Food. Yeah, I'm going to go. I'm going to

01:13:05.300 --> 01:13:10.100
say Slim Jims and beer. Just to celebrate. To

01:13:10.100 --> 01:13:14.859
celebrate? You're no longer having to deal with

01:13:14.859 --> 01:13:16.960
Hank? What do you mean? Well, I mean your financial

01:13:16.960 --> 01:13:19.260
windfall, of course. After you've gotten done

01:13:19.260 --> 01:13:21.520
mourning, then you pop down and get a couple

01:13:21.520 --> 01:13:23.779
of celebratory Slim Jims. Hank, how about this?

01:13:23.979 --> 01:13:27.760
A Slim Jim, a beer, a line of Coke, and then

01:13:27.760 --> 01:13:30.039
you ride that go -kart over the building again.

01:13:31.539 --> 01:13:34.399
I can't do that. See, he knew I was kidding.

01:13:34.699 --> 01:13:37.439
Things you shouldn't do after 30, playing video

01:13:37.439 --> 01:13:41.359
games every day. Oops, Selena. What? You got

01:13:41.359 --> 01:13:44.220
one of those at the house. I do, but I don't

01:13:44.220 --> 01:13:47.100
mind it. Yeah. You know, it's not his whole life.

01:13:47.279 --> 01:13:49.460
Do you play video games? I play Pac -Man every

01:13:49.460 --> 01:13:53.060
once in a while. Pac -Man, huh? That's the only

01:13:53.060 --> 01:13:58.279
video game I would fucking play. You fucking

01:13:58.279 --> 01:14:00.380
tell him, Hanky. Put some emphasis on that. Put

01:14:00.380 --> 01:14:03.640
some respect on his Pac -Man. You shouldn't,

01:14:03.640 --> 01:14:06.079
after 30, get a tattoo. Hank, you got a doghouse

01:14:06.079 --> 01:14:09.199
tattoo, right? That's correct. Did you enjoy

01:14:09.199 --> 01:14:13.119
it? I enjoyed it. But I wish I had an Oakland

01:14:13.119 --> 01:14:15.979
A's tattoo also. We can do that. Yeah, do you

01:14:15.979 --> 01:14:17.760
want me to get you one? I can hook you up with

01:14:17.760 --> 01:14:21.020
one. Yes, an Oakland A's tattoo because I'm a

01:14:21.020 --> 01:14:23.439
big Oakland A's fan. You got it. We're going

01:14:23.439 --> 01:14:27.119
to hook it up. We know the best tattoo artist

01:14:27.119 --> 01:14:30.800
in San Francisco. You want to have... Lucky drive

01:14:30.800 --> 01:14:33.380
you up to the city and then you can get the tattoo?

01:14:34.140 --> 01:14:37.960
Yes. Things you shouldn't do after 30 guys living

01:14:37.960 --> 01:14:40.800
paycheck to paycheck. Are you living paycheck

01:14:40.800 --> 01:14:44.119
to paycheck, Hank? I'm trying to get back into

01:14:44.119 --> 01:14:47.359
the workforce, buddy. Wait, do you get a check

01:14:47.359 --> 01:14:50.119
from the government, though? Yes, I do. Are you

01:14:50.119 --> 01:14:52.960
managing that okay? Slim Jim's and beer, JV.

01:14:53.199 --> 01:14:57.159
Yeah. My sister is. Oh, your sister is ripping

01:14:57.159 --> 01:15:01.489
it off from you? No. It's printed in the last

01:15:01.489 --> 01:15:05.430
national bank. That is good. You got a savings.

01:15:05.590 --> 01:15:09.930
They went out of business eight years ago. Don't

01:15:09.930 --> 01:15:13.069
tell them that. The last national bank. That's

01:15:13.069 --> 01:15:15.510
why they called it. It was the last one. It was

01:15:15.510 --> 01:15:18.090
in Fremont, and it's gone belly up. You might

01:15:18.090 --> 01:15:20.869
want to follow up on your money. Things you shouldn't

01:15:20.869 --> 01:15:24.170
be after 30 socially or politically clueless.

01:15:24.649 --> 01:15:29.109
Hank, how do you feel about politics? I don't

01:15:29.109 --> 01:15:34.010
like politics. Why not? Because some of the politicians

01:15:34.010 --> 01:15:36.949
behave badly sometimes. Yeah, starts too many

01:15:36.949 --> 01:15:39.810
arguments, huh? Yep. What do you think of Biden?

01:15:40.529 --> 01:15:44.189
He is an okay president. Okay. What do you think

01:15:44.189 --> 01:15:46.109
of Trump? I don't know that brat Donald Trump.

01:15:46.430 --> 01:15:49.350
Oh, he doesn't like Donald Trump. Neither does

01:15:49.350 --> 01:15:53.550
my sister or my dad. Really? Why did I think

01:15:53.550 --> 01:15:56.590
your dad did? Because, never mind, I can't say

01:15:56.590 --> 01:16:03.329
it. Oh, boy. All right, one final one you shouldn't

01:16:03.329 --> 01:16:07.510
do, guys, after 30. Dress like a slob. What do

01:16:07.510 --> 01:16:11.930
you think, Hank? I don't dress like a slob. I

01:16:11.930 --> 01:16:15.310
wear baseball jerseys most of the time or basketball

01:16:15.310 --> 01:16:18.789
jerseys and shorts. So you don't dress like a

01:16:18.789 --> 01:16:22.409
slob, but you mostly wear jerseys and shorts.

01:16:22.590 --> 01:16:26.090
What jersey would you wear if you were invited

01:16:26.090 --> 01:16:31.520
to a wedding? I wouldn't wear a jersey. Oh, Hank

01:16:31.520 --> 01:16:33.800
looks good in a tux. When he's all dressed up,

01:16:33.819 --> 01:16:35.420
he looks really sharp. I would have said Ricky

01:16:35.420 --> 01:16:36.539
Henderson, but whatever. I'd love to see that

01:16:36.539 --> 01:16:37.800
one day. If you guys want to wear tuxes, you

01:16:37.800 --> 01:16:39.680
nerds. I would wear a suit, buddy. All right.

01:16:39.699 --> 01:16:41.859
Yeah, Hank looks really nice in a suit, don't

01:16:41.859 --> 01:16:44.840
you, Hank? Yes, I do. All right, Hank, you did

01:16:44.840 --> 01:16:47.520
another fantastic job on the Wild Thoughts podcast.

01:16:47.760 --> 01:16:50.369
Would you like to give any shout -outs? Any shout

01:16:50.369 --> 01:16:53.210
-outs? Yes, I'd give a shout -out to my friend

01:16:53.210 --> 01:16:56.770
Lucky, my dog Buster and Marley, my sister Superfet,

01:16:56.810 --> 01:17:02.550
my dad, and everyone in the 1 -9 -4 -9 JV show

01:17:02.550 --> 01:17:09.390
fan army. Wow, no specific names, huh? Everyone.

01:17:09.449 --> 01:17:12.710
I love them very, very, very, very, very much.

01:17:13.399 --> 01:17:15.399
So no specific name. Yeah, what about all your

01:17:15.399 --> 01:17:18.380
family in Great Bend, Kansas? You want to tell

01:17:18.380 --> 01:17:20.560
them about the cum spot? I also have to give

01:17:20.560 --> 01:17:22.680
a shout out to families in Great Bend, Kansas

01:17:22.680 --> 01:17:26.079
and in Rush Center, Kansas. And also to my buddy,

01:17:26.119 --> 01:17:28.680
he said the Rush K News, which is a newspaper

01:17:28.680 --> 01:17:32.859
head, they cross Kansas. Do you think that guy

01:17:32.859 --> 01:17:36.039
at the news station or any of your relatives

01:17:36.039 --> 01:17:40.600
would like to listen to the cum spot? I doubt

01:17:40.600 --> 01:17:43.680
it. Oh. Should we send it to them? Thankfully.

01:17:43.979 --> 01:17:47.659
Yes. I'll send them the link. Send them the link.

01:17:48.680 --> 01:17:51.140
All right, Hank. Love you, buddy. I love you,

01:17:51.159 --> 01:17:52.720
too. Talk to you later. Peace in your hood. Peace

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Crackle, Hammerin' Hank on the tackle Autistic

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Oates with the hops, Ryan Hopp in the spot Radio

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waves hittin' hard like a chef with the pot Farewell,

01:18:46.460 --> 01:18:49.000
Hammerin' Hank, gotta close up the show Legend

01:18:49.000 --> 01:18:51.880
in the booth where the vibes used to flow Autism

01:18:51.880 --> 01:18:54.380
warrior, always runnin' the glow But all good

01:18:54.380 --> 01:18:56.800
things gotta let the curtain go slow On the dial,

01:18:56.899 --> 01:18:59.439
spittin' truth with his unique grind Thoughts

01:18:59.439 --> 01:19:02.920
intertwined like graffiti on the line mic henry's

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rhythm divine they the blueprint every beat they

01:19:05.859 --> 01:19:08.340
designed static in the speakers where the laughter

01:19:08.340 --> 01:19:10.939
used to ride hank led the show with that beautiful

01:19:10.939 --> 01:19:15.079
pride autism didn't stop him not amplified hammering

01:19:15.079 --> 01:19:17.939
hank forever immortalized farewell hammer and

01:19:17.939 --> 01:19:20.579
hank gotta close up the show legend in the booth

01:19:20.579 --> 01:19:23.619
where the vibes used to flow autism warrior always

01:19:23.619 --> 01:19:26.260
running the glow but all good things gotta let

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the curtain go slow radio go never ghost Be a

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host with the sauce Henry Oakes and Reinhardt,

01:19:31.619 --> 01:19:34.060
lightning never lost Puzzle piece crown, man

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this dude was the boss City Mr. Voice, that's

01:19:36.960 --> 01:20:10.069
the ultimate cost Farewell Hammer and Hank gotta

01:20:10.069 --> 01:20:12.550
close up the show Legend in the booth where the

01:20:12.550 --> 01:20:15.590
vibes used to flow Autism warrior always running

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the glow But all good things gotta let the curtain

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go slow Radio Gate never ghost he a host with

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