Aug. 19, 2026

Hammerin' Hank iPhone 17, Taylor Swift Trivia & Baseball Jokes

Hammerin' Hank iPhone 17, Taylor Swift Trivia & Baseball Jokes
Hammerin' Hank iPhone 17, Taylor Swift Trivia & Baseball Jokes
The Hammerin’ Hank Show
Hammerin' Hank iPhone 17, Taylor Swift Trivia & Baseball Jokes

The Hammerin' Hank Show, Episode 57 Show Notes

Hammerin' Hank and Ryan Hoppe are back with a high-octane mix of radio nostalgia, comedy, and real talk. This week, Hank finally met Taylor from Star 103 at the AT&T store in Casher Valley and picked up a new iPhone 17 Pro Max. The conversation kicks off with a deep Doghouse memory from 2004 when the station brought Hank in for birthday cake, a moment that still hits hard nearly two decades later.

The comedy corner lands hard with a rapid-fire set of jokes spanning relationships, confidence, and embarrassment, followed by a full baseball joke block that keeps the energy moving. Pop trivia tests both hosts on '90s hits: Backstreet Boys' "Quit Playing Games (With My Heart)" and NSYNC's "It's Gonna Be May" prove the knowledge is sharp.

Hank opens up about his prayer life at church, focusing on his radio career and his upcoming national anthem performance at the San Jose Giants game on July 21st. Ryan reminds Hank of his massive platform: the Woody show, the JV show, KCRH, Hot 97.7, and beyond. The prick of the week goes to those who don't believe, while the buddy of the week shouts out everyone in Medeco Roach's organization for being solid people.

Closing with summer plans at the Alameda County Fair and a throwback to the Armor hot dogs commercial, Hank signs off with his signature mantra: never give up, always stay focused on your goals.

Subscribe wherever you listen. Watch the full episode at [link]. More from the network at https://www.ridethewave.media/show/the-hammerin-hank-show/

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right, Hammer and Hank, if I hit the music, would

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you be ready to start the show? Goody belly,

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buddy. Buddy belly, whatever it is. All right,

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let's go. You're listening to The Hammer and

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Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppy. Legend

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on the airwaves free Autistic kingpin, Cali's

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hard OG Wild 949, he the voice they need Doghouse

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days, layin' down the cream Too legit to quit,

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Hammond and Hank on fire Mike in hand, lifeline

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and wire Radio beast ain't showin' no tire Underdog

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champion, always goin' higher Wild like a wolf,

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howl at the moon Airwaves... What up, Hank? Hey

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there, buddy I'm great, how are you? It's really

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good. Man, I like to think I'm a busy guy, Hank.

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You are always doing something, dude. You are

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a man around town. Zoom's breaking up. What did

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you say? It's ready. Oh, Lord, we might have

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problems today. Aaron, Hank, what is your radio

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memory of the week? I finally met Taylor from

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Star 113 yesterday at the AT &T store in Castro

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Valley. Did you go out to the event? Yes, I did.

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Did Smurfette drive you? Yes, she did. And I'm

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getting a new iPhone. You're getting a new iPhone?

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Which iPhone? iPhone 17 Pro Max. Wow! Baller

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over here! Dude, how excited are you? Really

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excited, buddy. You're going to be able to Snapchat

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and send pictures to all the hot women with the

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latest camera. Look at you. You have no idea

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what I'm talking about. Hammer and Hank, what

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else is, do you have any other radio memories

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of the week? That's it. That's it? Out of all

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your time on the doghouse, you have nothing to

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remember upon? I remember one doghouse memory.

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Tell me. When he brought me in the studio for

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birthday cake. That was on my birthday in 2004.

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How old were you then? I was, I think I was 38.

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How old are you right now? 59. I'll be 59. Oh

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my Lord, you're so young. You were 37. 37, yep.

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Do you ever, when you're at church, do you ever

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pray to JV? Yes. What do you pray to JV about

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up in heaven? I pray that Saint Nick Graham and

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Jess do a good job on their morning show, the

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JV show on Wild Night for Nine. They seem to

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be doing pretty well. I mean, I think it's time

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to name it Graham and Selena in the morning,

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but what do I know? Throw a vacation this coming

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week. Yo, what? Throw a vacation this coming

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week. Oh, no, I was so worried. They're going

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to go to Napa Valley. I have a headache. If I

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hit the music, are you ready for the jokes? Yep.

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Hank's joke hitting like a thumper from the trunk.

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Punch lines cracking louder than a cat, no punk.

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All right, Hank, today we have two different

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types of jokes. We have regular jokes, which

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are always called jokes. Yes, go with the regular

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jokes first as I drink this Pepsi. Why did I

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spend an hour picking out an outfit? Why do you

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what? Spend an hour picking out an outfit? Because

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you're a woman? Why? Because first impressions

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are important. And second impressions are usually

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shirtless. Why did she tell me to come over after

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10 o 'clock at night? Because she wants to get

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laid? Because apparently that's when all the

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important conversations happen. Nice. What do

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I say? I'm just gonna stay for one drink. When?

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Because I enjoy being hilariously wrong. That

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happens to me. What if I light candles for my

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apartment? Why? Because as it says, romance like

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poutine, I have my life together. Me too, bud.

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Welcome to the club. Why did I smile when I tripped

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over my own feet? Why? Because confidence is

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attractive and apparently so is surviving embarrassment.

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That is a deep joke right there. What I have,

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what I love. Cut it. Why did I laugh a little

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tension? Why? Because the world, they won't,

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they is such as bad than the day old. I have

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no idea what you just said, but it was still

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funnier than Carlos Mencia. Why did I practice

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what I was going to say before the date? Why?

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Because my brain turns into mashed potatoes around

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distracted people. Why did I bring my lucky shirt?

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Why? Because if my personality fails, maybe Con...

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Maybe what? Are you okay? Oh no, we're having

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technical difficulties. This is not what I wanted

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to do. Are you okay, Hank? Oh, goody, goody gumdrops.

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We have no fucking audio. Let me see what's going

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on. Eight, five, six. You're what? You back?

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All right. Next joke. This show's a mess. I don't

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know why. Nice. All right. Give me the baseball

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jokes. Why did the baseball part bring a pencil

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to the game? Why? In case we need to draw a lock.

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Why did the Cinderella so bad at baseball? I

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don't know. Why? Because she kept running away

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from the ball. Why did the baseball team go to

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the bank? Why? to get their picture. Why did

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the baseball player sit on a pancake? Why? Because

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he was a better batter. Oh, that's not bad. Why

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do baseball teams always look cool? Why? Because

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they're full of fans. Why did the baseball player

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get arrested? Why? Because he stole second base.

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Oh, nice. Why did the baseball player Why was

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the baseball player a good musician? Why? Because

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he had a perfect pitch. Why did the baseball

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player bring a string to the game? Why? So he

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could tie the score. Nice. Why don't baseball

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players join the circus? Why don't baseball players

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join the circus? Because they already know how

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to judge jugglers. Nice. And finally, why was

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the baseball coach yelling at the vending machine?

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Why? Because it wouldn't give him a fair shake.

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No, it's not bad. And that's it for the baseball

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jokes. All right, Hammer and Hank. What's the

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key to getting social media interaction? When

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I post our show, we get 10 likes. You post the

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national anthem, you get a million and a half

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likes. What's the key? I know. How do we do it?

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What do we do? Because we need to promote the

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show more. Yeah. Also, the Woody show helping

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you out is kind of ideal. 550 likes. Good for

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you. Here is your national anthem. You won't

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be able to hear it. Good job, Hammer and Hank.

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Thank you, buddy. Man, I'm so proud of you. I'm

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like a proud brother. You're doing it. Thank

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you, buddy. You're doing it. Let's see. Fire

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at the music. Are you ready for music trivia?

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Yes. One sec. Turn on the show with Henry and

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Ryan. Hot trivia questions. Yeah, no lying. Got

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my mind sharp like a blade that's flying. They

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asking those questions, got my brain frying.

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Hammer and Hank's got the mic up high. Pop hits

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playing to the end of the sky. Gotta keep it

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real, can't let it slide. Answers in my head,

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can't let them hide. Pop trivia, yeah, we bringing

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the heat. Get your knowledge up, take a sneak.

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Playing those hits right. What do you got? One

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question this week. Only one? Jesus Christ. What

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is it? Who had the main care record? Quit playing

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games with my heart. Back in 1997. Hank, I actually

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know this one. I'm so excited. I might need to

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phone a friend. Mm -hmm. No, no. Are you ready

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for me to be correct? Are you ready? Yes. Backstreet

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Boys! You're at me. Hell yeah! Hank, who sang

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the song, It's Gonna Be May? I don't know. NSYNC!

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NSYNC, that's right. I said, I confused you because

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I was trying to be funny. That was a field. This

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is why you're the guy going on the big time radio

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shows and I'm the guy in town. You're a legend.

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You don't need my ear. Don't even know what I'm

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saying. Everett Hank, what music do you think

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I'm playing right now? Church music. You know

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me so well. Everett Hank. What's going on in

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church? We're going to have a substitute speaker

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this week because Pastor John is going to visit

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some of his relatives on vacation. Is he going

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to a brothel? I'm kidding. So what are you learning

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this week in church? Not yet. What are you learning?

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What book are you on? What's Chivas doing? We're

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on 1 Peter. How's that going? Extremely good.

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That's interesting stuff. Mm -hmm. What have

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you been praying to God this week about? Mm -hmm.

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About my radio career. Hank. Hank. You're driving

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me nuts. You're on to Woody. You're on to Woody's

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shoot. Let me. My upcoming performance at the

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San Jose Giants game on July 21st. Well, you

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kill every national anthem. Mm -hmm. So it's

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kind of obvious. Thank you. A hammer and ink.

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You're on the Woody Show, the show that won't

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talk to me. You are on the JV Show. You're on

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KCRH. You're on Hot 97 .7. You're on the Everett

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Hank Show. You've been on Happy Hour. You were

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on the Dog House with JV and Elvis. You were

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on Manic House Morning Madhouse. You do have

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a radio career. You made it. Well, buddy, looks

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like I made it. I wish we had video here. You're

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so adorable. Hank, many comments were left on

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your national anthem. We had some fire emojis

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from Jason McMurray, a .k .a. Mattis. We had

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people saying they're proud of you and that that

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was a great national anthem. So keep up the good

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work, Hank. Thank you, buddy. What is your summer

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event ideas? Going to the Alameda County Fair.

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What are you going to do there? Maybe eat some

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food. That sounds good. What are you going to

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eat? Maybe some hot dogs. Oh, yeah. Hot dogs.

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What did you say? Sing the hot dog song for me.

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Hot dogs. Armor hot dogs. Is that from Flintstones

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or something? It was an actual armor hot dog

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commercial. I probably was, you know, on my dad's

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balls at that moment. I don't think I was alive

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for that. That's what I love about our generation

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crossing is that we have different references.

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Mm -hmm. I have an egg. Are you ready for a prick

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of the egg? Yes. Let me hit the music. Mm. Straight

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out the dim lit. Henry on the mic. What's this

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prick? Maybe the prick of the week this week

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is also... Those who don't believe in me. Who?

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Hank. Hank. Who doesn't believe in you? You have

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the Woody show. On Mark Apple. I want to throw

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an apple against his head. Who cares about him?

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I know you haven't heard of him. And I know a

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lot of people on radio. He was the one running

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back in 2008. Look what happened then. They're

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irrelevant. Sorry. You see those 12 plus ratings?

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I know. I'm good. Come on, Hank. I have plenty

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of haters. I have people tell me all the time

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that I suck, that I'm never going to make it.

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And look, I'm doing a show with Hammer and Hank.

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I'm doing a show too. I'm Hammer and Hank. Are

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there any other pricks in the news or the week?

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Dang it. Yeah, screw Mark Apple. Hey, the douche.

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Hank, I want to hit the buddy of the week musical,

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okay? All right, buddy. A little more positive

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vibes. Who's your buddy of the week? Everyone

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in the Modesto Roasters organization. They're

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good people over there. Mm -hmm. They're extremely

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good people. Invite me to see the National Anthem

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at their game on Wednesday night. Yeah. Which

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the Modesto Roasters humiliated. Good to humiliate.

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Give us center. 16 to 3. 16 to 3? Yeah. You brought

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the positive mojo, Hank. Hey, can you believe

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when I yell that my cat is sleeping on the bed

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very happy? Yep. Love can make you happy. Hank,

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sing me a song right now. Let's dance. Sing me

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the first song that comes to your mind. Hank.

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Love can make you happy. Go on. I don't pay attention

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to lyrics that much. You're the best. Hank! Anything

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else on your mind? You okay? Are you okay? You've

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been coughing a lot today. Are you okay? Somebody

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set off fireworks in our neighborhood last night.

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Did the exhaust hurt your throat? Soda. I'm sorry,

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bud. Were you on set? And there's mice in our

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house also. And what about the house? There's

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mice in our house also. Oh, that's not good.

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You got to get a cat. Mm -hmm. Kim Marley. I

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can't because my dog Marley hates cats. Ha, ha,

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ha, ha. I don't think my sweet Luna would like

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Marley either. It's always the animal that doesn't

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like other animals. Aaron, hey, can Marley kill

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the mouse? Nope. Oh, man. Anti -mastery, but

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they kept coming back. You gotta get that work

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done. Hammer and Hank, anything else? That's

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it. Alright, one second. Hammer and Hank, we've

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been recording for 19 minutes and 15 seconds.

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Does it feel like it's been 20 minutes? Yep.

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I was not expecting that answer. Hammer and Hank,

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any final thoughts for episode 57? Never, never

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give up. Always stay focused on your goals. I

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got to shout out to all my buddies out there

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who supported my nationalism, and I'll talk to

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you real soon. Peace in your hood. Bye, Hank!

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Peace in your hood, buddy. Yo, Mike Crackle,

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Hammerin' Hank on the tackle Autistic mind sharper

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than a bone -chilling shackle Henry Oates with

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the hops, Ryan Hopp in the spot Radio waves hittin'

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hard like a chef with a pot Farewell, Hammerin'

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Hank, gotta close up the show Legend in the booth

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where the vibes used to flow Autism warrior,

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always runnin' the glow But all good things gotta

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let the curtain go slow On the dial, spittin'

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truth with his unique grind Thoughts intertwined

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like graffiti on the line Ryan on the mic Like

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Henry's rhythm divine. They the blueprint. Every

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beat they design. Static in the speakers where

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the laughter used to ride. Hank led the show

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with that beautiful pride. Autism didn't stop

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him, not amplified. Hammer and Hank forever immortalized.

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Farewell, Hammer and Hank. Gotta close up the

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show. Legend in the booth where the vibes used

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to flow. Autism warrior always running the globe.

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We'll be right back. Farewell Hammer and Hank

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Gotta close up the show Legend in the booth Where

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the vibes used to flow Autism warrior Always

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running the glow But all good things Gotta let

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the curtain go slow Radio gate never goes He

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a host with the sauce Harry Oaks and Ryan Harp

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