Dating Apps, Radio Memories & NFL Predictions | Hank

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up, Hammer and Hank? How are you? Good to see

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you. That was a lot of... What'd you say? I'm

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doing good, buddy. I'm doing good. Hopefully

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we can fight through this Zoom connection. If

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I hit this button, would you be ready to begin

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the show? Yes, buddy. You're listening to The

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Hammer and Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan

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Hoppy. Yo, Hammer and Hank, legend on the airwaves

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free. Autistic kingpin, Kelly's hard OG. Wild

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949, he the voice they need. Doghouse days, laying

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down the cream. Too legit to quit, Hammer and

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Hank on fire. Mike in hand, lifeline and wire.

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Radio beast ain't showing no tire. Underdog champion,

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always going higher. What up, Hammer and Hank?

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How are you? How are you? It's really good. Man,

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you have been active this week on text messaging

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every five minutes, which it always cheers me

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up. What up, buddy? What's up? What up, Hank?

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Hey. How are you? You've been a chatty Kathy

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this week. How much caffeine, how many sodas

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a day have you been having? About three or four.

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I can tell. Do you have one next to you? Nope.

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I got my Coca -Cola and my Yeti cup because at

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the radio station, they don't want us to spill

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the drink. So I'm going to take a sip for you.

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I love how you laugh like that. How's your week

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been, Hank? What's your radio memory of the week?

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My radio memory of the week? Mm -hmm. It's when

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I got to visit a country station called K -Tom

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in Salinas way back in 1992. Were they Aaron

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Bob and Tom? Nope. It was a country station.

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What's your favorite? I was hooked up with a

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sales kit. They love those sales kits in radio.

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That's just, you know you're in radio when you're

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giving away a sales kit. Yeah. Your voice just

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cracked. Hammer and Hank, any other memories

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in your 49 million years in radio? For this week.

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Wow, nothing else. You've gotten blowjobs on

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air. You've had billboards. You've sang a national

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anthem about nine times. You did Battle of the

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Bay or whatever it was. You did all these doghouse

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memories. And you don't have another memory?

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You're out? Yes, actually. Do you have another

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one? When I jumped off the diving board at the

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James Lick High School San Jose way back in 1998

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with Big Joe. How was that? Was that a fun day?

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It was very fun. Glad you had a good time, buddy.

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I'm going to hit the music here because I don't

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have all day. And I want to do the joke. So let

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me hit the music. Does that work with you? Okay,

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buddy. All righty. All right, Hank, let's start

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out with the normal jokes, and then we'll do

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football jokes. Why do I always clean right before

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someone comes over? Why? Because I like pretending

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I live this way all the time. Mm -hmm. Why do

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I keep checking my bank account? Why? Because

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apparently I think money grows when I'm not looking.

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Why do I always say I'll remember that? Why?

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Because writing it down would be too easy. Why

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do I always take my phone to the bathroom? Why?

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Because apparently three minutes alone with my

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thoughts is a little too much. Why do I always

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order too much food? Why? Because hungry me has

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absolutely no respect for full me. Oh, jeez.

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Why do I always park in the same spot? Why? Because

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finding my car is already difficult enough. Mm

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-hmm. Why do I always say I'm going to bed early

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tonight? Why? Because I enjoy starting the evening

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with a lie. Okay. Why do I always turn my radio

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down when I'm walking? Because apparently my

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eyes can hear better sounds. Why do I keep clothes

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that don't fit anymore? Because apparently my

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closet believes in second chances. Why do I always

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forget someone's name right after meeting them?

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Because my brain apparently has very strict...

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guest list. A very strict guest list. Got it.

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And now for the football jokes. Why did the football

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coach go to the bank? Why? Because he needed

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a quarterback. Why was the football stadium so

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cold? Because it was full of fans. Why did the

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football player bring a ladder? Because he wanted

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to make it to the next level. Why did the football

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player go to the bakery? Why? Why did the football

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player go to the bakery? Why? Because he wanted

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a turnover. Why was the football player good

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at fishing? Why? Because he already knew how

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to make a great catch. Why did the quarterback

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bring a suitcase? I don't know. Because he was

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ready to pack the defense. Why did the football

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player bring a string on to the field? I don't

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know. Because he wanted to tie the game. Why

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did the quarterback become a comedian? I don't

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know. Because he had great delivery. Why did

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the football player bring a map? Why? Because

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he couldn't find the end zone. And finally, why

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did the football team go to the restaurant? Why?

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Because they were hungry for a win. And that's

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it for the jokes. Let me load up the NFL music

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I play every day on my show. This is also on

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97 .7 on Monday morning. Say hi to Fresno. Fresno.

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Oh, it says here we got NFL predictions. What

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do you think of the NFL, Hank? The NFL's okay.

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What do you mean? I predict the Chiefs win it

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all this year. I think that I'm bringing back

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Eric B. Under me is huge. Why don't you do awful

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this year? Do what? The 49ers. They can be okay.

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They'll be okay. I'm a little worried about the

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Bears because they got Caleb Williams on the

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cover. Up next. Madden. That's not good. There's

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the Madden curse. You don't want to be on the

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cover of Madden. You would hate it. Because there's

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always the Madden curse. Although, I think you

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would break the Madden curse. And you would also

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break some girls' backs, which we'll get into

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in a sec. But first... You have no idea what

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I just did because we were doing it on Zoom,

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but I was letting the NFL music finish out. So

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there you go, Hank. Hanky, I was very intrigued

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by this next topic. A lot of times, it's my favorite

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TV commercial from the 80s or radio memories.

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This is a topic that I am fascinated by. It says,

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number five, should I apply for a dating app?

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Should hammer it, Hank? Henry Oaks, be on a dating

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app. What's on your mind, Henry? I'm thinking

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about applying for a dating app. The good one

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would be Hinge. That'd be cool. Not Bumble, not

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Tinder, because those are clutches and broads.

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No, I'm telling you. I think Hinge, because you

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have a lot of prompts. So it'll be like, my favorite

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thing to do is... And then it'll have, so like,

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let me get my profile. I'm going to read it to

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you and let me know what you think. I actually

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kind of want your critique, Hank. You don't need

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to hold back. You never do. Let's see here. All

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right. So you see right here, this is a visual,

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but you see the picture? Yes. All right. It says,

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whoa, and this is my page. Whoa, I instantly

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hit it off. If you like holding hands while I

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drive on our first date. Like to cuddle on the

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couch after a long day. You believe in the concept

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of a ride or die. Dating me is like realizing

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that everyone will look. since I'm the tallest

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person in the room. Blah, blah, blah. You get

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the point. My point is, I think it would be the

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best one for you because of your autism because

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you could say, hey, I don't drive, but I'm high

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-functioning autism. I have a radio. You know

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what I'm saying? I feel like Bumble and Tinder

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is a little too skanky for you, but I think Hinge

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is the way to go. It's the way to go too, buddy.

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But Hank, I got to ask you something. First of

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all, what would Smurfette think? I don't know.

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She'll probably have mixed emotions. Yeah, because

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at some point, dude, you deserve to live out

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your golden years. Right, buddy. That's what

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I'm saying. I don't know. I'm going to be real.

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I think you're functioning enough to date somebody.

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I think there would be moments that there would

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be, I mean, obviously arguments, but I'm here.

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I'll get paid for this. I love you. You're a

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lovable guy. I think you'd be great at it. Now,

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if you were to go on a first date, if there's

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a hot ass woman, what are the towns nearby you?

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I know you're in the San Francisco. You're in

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Hayward, right? Right. I'm in Hayward. So anybody

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near Hayward, California, listen in. And it's

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Hammer and Hank right now. Hammer and Hank, I'm

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going to give you the floor. Pitch yourself.

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Think of this as an audition to get a hot -ass

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girlfriend. Think of this as... My name is Cameron

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Hank. I live in Hayward, California. I spent

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many, many, many years working in the radio business.

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I've just been elected to the Bay Area Radio

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Hall of Fame with the Dog House. And I'm trying

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to attend some concerts. Hank, that was not bad.

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The last part was good. Here's the thing. Have

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a picture of you and Marley on the couch. Have

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a picture of your billboard. And then have a

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picture of you smiling, like the one of you wearing

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the hot 97 .7 outfit. The thing is, you want

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people to date Henry. For Henry! I've dated cloud

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-chasing broads that liked me because I was on

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the radio. And then when I left the radio show,

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buh -bye! Running sound effects from Looney Tunes.

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Never hear from him again. Here's my point. We

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want to get Hank a woman that's loyal. We want

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to get Hank a woman that ain't going to just

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be like, oh my God, I'm hanging out with the

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greatest autistic radio talent ever. And I believe

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that. What I'm telling you, you need to be like,

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hi, my name is Henry. I work in the media business

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for the last, let's say. Let's say 35 years and

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I love hanging out with my family. You know what

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I mean? So let's do one more take. Less about

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the Radio Hall of Fame. Let's get to know, because

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listen, Hank, before you say it, there's two

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versions of me. There's this loud jackass known

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as Hoppy and then there's Ryan. I obviously don't

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go around on dates going, mm -hmm, all my dates

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listen to my show and they go, is that what's

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going to be the first date? So here's my point.

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Forget your hammer and hank career. You're Henry.

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Let's do the audio dating app of Henry. A take

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two. What's up? My name's Henry Oaks, OCHS. I'm

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also known as the world's most lovable autistic.

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I spent many years working in the media business.

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I would love to go on a date with a lovely female

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to a concert. Yes! Yes! Good job. This will be

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a video and we will be promoting him. Now the

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thing is, oh yeah, if things get hot and heavy,

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Hank, wear that condom. It's not as good, but

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we don't need Hank babies out there, especially

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at your age. We don't need the Hank babies either.

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I love you, dude. It says right here. Your birthday

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wish list for November 16th. What do you want

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for your birthday? My birthday wish list so far?

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I'm not going to pass. That's reasonable. At

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some point, when I figure out my budget, which

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is probably my next paycheck, I'm going to pay

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for your Chet GBT as an early present. I said

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that last month, and I'm sticking to it. Let

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me figure out, because here's the thing, ladies

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and gentlemen, boys and girls, people listening.

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Hank first loved Chad GVT. It's brilliant for

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autistic people. But what happened was because

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he's using the free version, it didn't let him

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use it anymore. So I'm now looking to be one

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of the radio hosts that goes, hey, I'm helping

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out the guy. But I'm going to help you out, Hank.

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I'm going to get you Chad GVT Plus in like two

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or three weeks. And then go talk to him about

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building this podcast, okay? Is there anything

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else you want for your birthday? Yes. What? Maybe

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some Warrior basketball tickets. You know what

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you need to do? I say this every time we bring

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it up. Hank, what you got to do is you got this

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likability to you that most people don't have.

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I honestly don't even, sometimes when you're

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around an autistic person, the whole time you

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realize the person's autistic. I forget you're

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just Hank. You're just Henry. Yeah, you have

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autism, but fuck it. What I'm saying to you,

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ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, is you

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have a very likability when asking for things.

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You asked me, I was in the middle of a hurricane.

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You're like, hey, can I come on happy hour? And

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then the show began. I need you to use that Henry

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Oaks charm and hit up some people that have power

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and ask if there's any way to get discounts on

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Warriors tickets. And voila, it could happen.

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Make it happen, Captain. Does that make sense?

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Yes, it does, buddy. You are at a loss of words.

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Hammer and Hank, we have a comment here. Henry,

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I've been a fan of you since when you worked

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on Mancow's morning show. Keep up the good work.

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Hey, buddy. And also, I was talking, do you know

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who Flying Brian is? He used to be on 105 .5

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The Beat in Fort Myers. Yes, buddy. He was a

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huge fan of the Dog House. Listened to them online.

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He used to buy tapes of them online, I believe,

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or somehow back in the day, the Dog House influenced

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Flying Brian and the Freak Show and Ford Myers

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to its quarter century of being number one. And

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I was talking to him yesterday about radio because

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I was trying to, he got laid off by iHeart. There's

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a non -compete. He can't do anything right now,

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but I was talking to him and we were talking

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about radio. And his quote about you is, Hammer

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and Hank is the GOAT, one of God's most special

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people. Mm -hmm. Thank you, buddy. We love you,

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Hank. Thank you, buddy. All right, I feel like

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I'm talking too much. Hammer and Hank, let's

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see here. If I hit the music, would you be ready

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for Buddy of the Week? Yes. All right. Yo, tune

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in to the show. It's Hammer and Hank. Autistic

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genius always keeping it dank. Henry Oaks on

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the mic. Hop, ride, and shotgun. Roll call for

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the buddies. We just having some fun. Buddy of

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the week. We're going to get the crown. I ain't

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bringing smiles. Shut the haters down. On the

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airwaves. We're breaking the code. All right.

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Who's your buddy of the week? Buddy of the week

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is definitely Selena from Money for Night. And

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also Graham. What do they do? And Jess. What

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do they do? They play my talkbacks from time

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to time. Oh, you do talkbacks in the talkback

00:18:37.690 --> 00:18:41.829
button? Yes, I do. What is that? Usually ongoing

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topics. Mm -hmm. Talkback button, you click on

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the microphone on the iPod. No, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Every talk

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break, I heard talking about the talkback button.

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I think everyone, I'm saying, what are some examples

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of things you've left on the talkback button?

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My national anthem performances. So wait, you

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would sing the national anthem into the talkback?

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Nope, I would promote it. Oh, got it. That would

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be a good one. You should do parody songs. My

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name is Graham. I'm from Napa Valley and I'm

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a pretty boy. I'm glad they made you laugh. Are

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you ready for Prick in the News? Yes. Every word

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on weapon cameras rolling. Y 'all ain't ready.

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Keyboard warriors. What's going on, Hank? Who's

00:19:56.849 --> 00:20:10.069
your prick of the week? So this guy was in charge

00:20:10.069 --> 00:20:12.950
of Radio 1 out there in Milwaukee. You texted

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me this after I was leaving Toy Story 5 and I

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Googled it. And Hank. I think this country is

00:20:18.940 --> 00:20:23.000
way too nice to pedophiles. I think that once

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you're found guilty, you take them out to the

00:20:25.680 --> 00:20:28.740
back, you grab the shotgun and you go, bye. You

00:20:28.740 --> 00:20:34.059
did a terrible job programming radio. How would

00:20:34.059 --> 00:20:37.059
you deal with pedophiles? Would you put them

00:20:37.059 --> 00:20:43.109
out to the pasture? You would what? I would confront

00:20:43.109 --> 00:20:45.849
them. What would you say to this guy? I'd make

00:20:45.849 --> 00:20:48.950
sure they are locked up for a long, long time.

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How many years? About 50. 50? 50. Yeah, so Jordan's

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never getting out. He's probably 40 years old.

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I saw he used just for Matt because he's a loser.

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He's a loser. And also... The boss of King and

00:21:09.579 --> 00:21:12.359
Beyond San Francisco for letting Great Papa go.

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Yeah, that was very sad. Doesn't he have cancer

00:21:14.980 --> 00:21:20.299
as well? He has cancer, yes. Hank, what are some

00:21:20.299 --> 00:21:26.059
random thoughts on your mind? Well, I have a

00:21:26.059 --> 00:21:29.019
blood test this Tuesday. I mean, I have to come

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in and do some lab work. You'll be okay, buddy.

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You're just getting there. I'll be okay. God's

00:21:35.299 --> 00:21:38.329
on your side. You'll be fine. Anything else?

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That's it. All right. Let me load up the button

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here. Give me a second here. Oh! One second.

00:21:50.789 --> 00:21:54.710
I got a loader. We're taking a screenshot. All

00:21:54.710 --> 00:21:58.029
right. Everyone's going to be patient. Let's

00:21:58.029 --> 00:22:06.440
get zeroed up. All right. One, two, three. Luna

00:22:06.440 --> 00:22:11.799
on the show. Hey, Luna. How the hell are you?

00:22:11.980 --> 00:22:14.339
You just scratched me, you little bitch. Oh,

00:22:14.339 --> 00:22:20.299
you're so cute. There's Luna. Luna. I love this

00:22:20.299 --> 00:22:26.779
kid. You're cute. That was psychotic. I have

00:22:26.779 --> 00:22:29.920
her at Hank. Let me text myself this picture.

00:22:30.000 --> 00:22:33.900
We look cute. We always look cute because we're

00:22:33.900 --> 00:22:40.279
handsome. You want to hear something funny? Yes.

00:22:40.720 --> 00:22:43.160
Supposedly, because I have a loud mouth. People

00:22:43.160 --> 00:22:45.140
can hear me through the walls. I'm not at work

00:22:45.140 --> 00:22:47.839
right now, but at work, people can hear the show.

00:22:49.200 --> 00:22:52.940
Okay, buddy. Anyway, I'm just kind of prolonging.

00:22:52.960 --> 00:22:57.079
I hate when the show ends. It's so sad. I hate

00:22:57.079 --> 00:23:00.119
it too, buddy. We'll have next week episode 64,

00:23:00.279 --> 00:23:05.890
because this was a 60, a three. What? All right.

00:23:07.589 --> 00:23:11.309
Hammerhead Hank. I give you the floor. Sign off.

00:23:11.869 --> 00:23:14.890
All right. I got to say what's up to all my buddies

00:23:14.890 --> 00:23:17.809
out there. I love you so much. And I'll talk

00:23:17.809 --> 00:23:20.490
to you real soon. Peace in your hood. Bye, Hank.

00:23:20.950 --> 00:23:25.710
I love you. I love you, too. Bye. And there he

00:23:25.710 --> 00:23:35.369
goes on Zoom. If you're listening on 97 .7. I'm

00:23:35.369 --> 00:23:37.849
pretty caffeinated. And happy hour begins in

00:23:37.849 --> 00:24:13.009
two minutes. Mm -hmm. And that is a... We'll

00:24:13.009 --> 00:24:32.480
be right back. every beat they design static

00:24:32.480 --> 00:24:34.400
in the speakers where the laughter used to ride

00:24:34.400 --> 00:24:37.460
hank led the show with that beautiful pride autism

00:24:37.460 --> 00:24:40.779
didn't stop him not amplified hammering hank

00:24:40.779 --> 00:24:43.660
forever immortalized farewell hammering hank

00:24:43.660 --> 00:24:46.240
gotta close up the show legend in the booth where

00:24:46.240 --> 00:24:49.039
the vibes used to flow autism warrior always

00:24:49.039 --> 00:24:51.680
running the glow but all good things gotta let

00:24:51.680 --> 00:24:55.039
the curtain go slow radio go never go Be a host

00:24:55.039 --> 00:24:57.319
with the stars. Henry Oaks and Reinhardt. Lightning

00:24:57.319 --> 00:24:59.799
never lost. Puzzle piece crown. Man, this dude

00:24:59.799 --> 00:25:02.880
was the boss. City Mr. Voice. That's the ultimate

00:25:02.880 --> 00:25:35.710
coast. Fairwell, Hammer and Hank gotta close

00:25:35.710 --> 00:25:38.269
up the show Legend in the booth where the vibes

00:25:38.269 --> 00:25:41.210
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00:25:41.210 --> 00:25:43.690
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00:26:01.670 --> 00:26:28.849
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