Bay Area Radio Hall of Fame: Hammerin' Hank's Legacy

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up, Hammer and Hank? If I hit the button, would

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you be ready to begin the show? Yeah. All right,

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let me press this. You're listening to The Hammer

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and Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppy.

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Legend on the airwaves free Autistic kingpin,

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Cali's hard OG Wild 949, he the voice they need

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Doghouse days, laying down the cream Too legit

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to quit, Hammer and Hank on fire Mic and head,

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lifeline and wire Radio beast ain't showing no

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tire Underdog champion, always going higher Wild

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like a wolf, howl at the moon What's up, Hammer

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and Hank? How are you? Pretty good. Good. I have

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met a lot of people in radio. I've hung out with

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a few radio Hall of Famers, but I've never done

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a podcast with a Hall of Famer. Hank, you made

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the Hall of Fame. Tell us about it. Well, the

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doghouse got voted into the Bay Area Radio Hall

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of Fame last week. How excited were you when

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you heard the news? Extremely excited, buddy.

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What does it mean to you that you were on one

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of the biggest shows ever on the West Coast and

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in radio in general? It influenced shows like

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The Playhouse out in Portland to do the thing.

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You got Flying Brian in Florida that was influenced

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by it. You guys were influential. And now you're

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in the Radio Hall of Fame. Thank you, buddy.

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On a scale of one to ten, how excited are you?

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Eleven. I love it. and Hank, I'm having a pretty

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good week. We're hanging out. Hammer and Hank,

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what else have you been up to this week? We're

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attending the San Francisco Giants baseball game

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tomorrow. What is that going to be like? Who

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are they playing? The Colorado Rockies. That

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team sucks. Definitely suck. They've sucked since

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2007 when they could not win. What was it? A

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road series or whatever against the Red Sox?

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Mm -hmm. Hammer and Hank. Hammer and Hank. I

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want to ask you, how hot is it right now in the

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Bay Area weather -wise? It's a little nippy.

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I love that word. It's adorable. In Florida,

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it was 100 degrees in my car. I was sweating

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balls, dude. It sucks. Do you not like the hot

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weather? I hate hot weather. Then you would never

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want to be my roommate. Actually, I keep my apartment

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pretty cold. The electric bill screws me every

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month, but it's worth it. It's 95 degrees out

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outside right now in Florida. That sucks. Yeah,

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but it's better than the Midwest. Hammer and

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Hank, I want to ask you. Have you ever heard

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of the radio show Lex and Terry? They're out

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of Florida. They were on the iHeartRadio app

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when it first came out. I heard them in high

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school. And I'm driving to good old Jacksonville

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tomorrow, which is like driving from L .A. to...

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Let's say San Francisco. It's about four hours.

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I don't know why I had a hard time saying that.

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And I'm going to be hanging out with them. I'm

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going to tell everybody out there about the Hammer

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and Hank show. Mm -hmm. Thanks. All right, Hank.

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Every week we begin with a memory of my time

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and your time on the radio. My favorite memory

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was when I won a boxing match in 2016 against

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a rival, Jake Heron. It was in front of a sold

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-out crowd. It was great. Did you ever partake

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in any boxing matches for shock jocks? Nope.

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You sang, though, at the Battle of the Bay, right?

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2005, Wild 94 .9, Battle of the Big Boys. It's

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funny how I occasionally work for Wild 94 .1,

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the bass party station, and you worked for Wild

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94 .9, the bass party station. Mm -hmm. Now they're

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the number one hit music station. Oh, well, I'm

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not sure if they're number one. Hammer and Hank,

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what is your radio memory of the week? You know,

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back in 1998, the doghouse had a female in the

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production studio. Yeah. I tried to get it on,

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but unfortunately I didn't. You tried to have

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sex with her? Yep. That is so 1998 radio. Now,

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when you were trying to have sex with her, were

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they telling you what to do? Nope. I was too

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nervous because there were too many people in

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the studio. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I really

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need to dissect this right now. Mm -hmm. Too

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bad you didn't get dissected. Hank, so how did

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it go down? Were you just like, hey, I want to

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bait? How did this situation go down? Break it

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down for us. Producers set it up. So the producers

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told you to go. Did you ask the girl if she wanted

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to have sex or what? No. What did you do? You

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just wanted to ask her if she wanted to have

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sex with Hammer and Hank. Nope. Tell us. Break

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it down. They set it up. So what was set up?

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I'm a little confused. I had to have sex in the...

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Auxiliary production studio? I tried to get it

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up, but I didn't because there are too many people

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in the other studio. Wait, wait, wait, wait,

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wait, wait, wait. So let me, let me, hear me

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out, Hank. I'm trying to break this down. So,

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they, so, like, were you naked? I was wearing

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clothes. Okay, but you said trying to get it

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up. Did you pull down your pants? What was happening

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there? Pull down my pants, yep. And was the girl

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cool with this, or was this kind of a thing?

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She was C -O -O -L. Did she try to do stuff to

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you, or was this one -sided? That was one -timer.

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No, no, no, no, no. Was she cool with the bed,

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or was she kind of mad? It was cool. Did anything

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happen? You get any kisses, any mouth hugs? My

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hugs, that's it. So you got a hug. A mouth hug

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is my term for a blowjob. So you didn't get a

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blowjob. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

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What happened in the room? Did she give you oral

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sex? Yes, they tried, but I didn't do it. Why

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couldn't you do it? Because there were too many

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people in the studio. Okay, okay. Did she place

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her mouth on your junk? Yep. And you just couldn't

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do it because you were nervous. Way too nervous.

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But you still were able to have a woman put her

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mouth on your lower regions, even though you

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couldn't climax. Right. You're a freaking legend,

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Hank. Now, how did it feel when her mouth is

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on your junk? It always feels good unless there's

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teeth. Pretty good. Pretty good? She could have

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been better? Was she pretty good? Could have

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been better. I'm sure she loves hearing that.

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Was HR involved? Nope. That is so 1990s, man.

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That could not fly now. That could not fly today.

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You want to hear my story? Yeah. So I was working

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at 102 .5 The Bone on the Roger and JP show.

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And they wanted to know for some reason how big

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my penis was. So they had me a masturbate in

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the corner. And I had the same problem you did,

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Hank, where I got nervous. And even though I

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was nervous and couldn't get it up, there was

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this rich girl that drove right across the bridge

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to come shake her ass in front of me. And I still,

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even though I was not that hard, I still was

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bigger than the average penis. Just brag. Right.

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Hank, we share very similar war stories. I worked

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for Rover's Morning Glory, Steve Dahl, 1025 The

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Bone. MJ's kind of more family friendly, but

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I'm saying I've worked around all these shock

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jocks. Isn't it kind of unbelievable to think

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about what used to happen back in the day? It's

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unbelievable. Did the girl, how long did the

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girl go down on you? How about? Possibly 15 minutes.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait. You got a 15 -minute

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mouth hug, a .k .a. a BJ? Yep. Hank, that's why

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you're in the Radio Hall of Fame, dude. You're

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a legend. I'm astonished by this. Now, if you

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would have been able to get to attention, would

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you have had intercourse with her? Who would

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have, yep. But you just couldn't get it up. Yes,

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I was too nervous. Either way, Hank, you won

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in that situation. Although it's always kind

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of sad when you're trying to like, you know,

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get it up and you're not. And then the girls

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always take offense to it. Sometimes I'm like,

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it's just a whiskey. Don't hate on me. This has

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been a very extended segment. Oh, geez. About

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blowjobs. And I've had a fun time doing it. But

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we're going to move on. Hank, did you have the

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jokes I sent you? Yes, I got it right here, right

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now. Let me hit the music. Each and every day.

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Why do I always lick busy when my boss walks

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by? Why? Because staring into space... Because

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staring into space isn't a great career move.

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Sounds like you're getting a blowjob right now.

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Why do I keep buying reusable grocery bags? Uh,

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why? Because I keep forgetting the reusable grocery

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bags. I already own. Are you drunk right now?

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Probably because there's too many mice in the

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house. Ew. I didn't even know that. Why do I

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read the menu three times? Why? Because I have

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to pretend I'm not ordering the burger. Oh, jeez.

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Why do I check my pockets every time I leave

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the house? Why? Because one missing can ruin

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the whole day. Why do I always wait until my

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gas tank is almost empty? Why? Because I like

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my road trips to be... to feel... adventurous.

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Why do I always hit the elevator button twice?

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Why? Because apparently, I need a response to

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enthusiasm. Why do I put my sunglasses on top

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of my head? Why? So I can spend the next 10 minutes

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looking for them. Why do I always say I'm not

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hungry before I look at a menu? Why? Because

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the best of our sticks haven't introduced themselves

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yet. Why do I keep my old t -shirt on my own?

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Why? Because one day it's magically going to

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become a yard work shirt. Mm -hmm. Why do I smile

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at dogs, but I ignore people? Why? Because dogs

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have a much better track record. Mm -hmm. And

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that's it for the jokes for this week. Hammer

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and Hank, I gotta go back real quick. Oh, jeez.

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We gotta come back to it. Oh, jeez. Now, when

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you were getting that, PJ, on the radio, was

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it live on air? It was live on the air, yep.

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What did your family think of that? They didn't

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like it at all. Heaven forbid you get a little

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bit of oral pleasure. I think it's not that big

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of a deal. I'm astonished by it. Did you have

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any other memories similar to that? I'm just

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astonished. I'm in awe. Anything else? I'm kind

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of living in the past. That was such a good segment.

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All right. I'm going to hit the music, and then

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we'll do pop culture trivia, okay? Yes. Let me

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do it. All right. I know. What do you got for

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pop culture trivia this week? We have the top

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10 head record neon lights back in 2014. Come

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on, I got this. Uh, Avicii. Who? Jamie Lovato.

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I thought it was, I'm thinking of Blinding Light,

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I don't know. Next, anything else? I had this

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song, Really Don't Care, back in 2014. Uh, Lorde?

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Nope. Jamie Lovato. Oh, I should have guessed

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that. Have you been spanking it to her lately?

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Nope. Oh, jeez. Who have you been spanking it

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to lately? The big partner, Britney Spears. Hell

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yeah. I love it. You're the man. All right. Hammering

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it. Let's see. Any other ones? That's it for

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this week. What is a late night talk show you'd

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love to see make a comeback? The Arsenio Hall

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Show. It did come back in 2013 and it failed.

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Big time. I'd like to see you make a comeback,

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though. I think you should do a podcast or like

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a pay -for -play kind of thing. You should be

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on Netflix or something. Everett Hague here and

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also says, let me load up the music. What do

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you think? I'm playing right now. Music. Church

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music. How the hell's church been? You getting

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blowjobs there? Nope. Extremely good. How's it

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been at church? We're still studying the book

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of 1 Peter. Oh, yeah. How did that go? Pretty

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good. That's good, dude. What are you learning?

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It tells you not to mess up relationships and

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stuff. That's good. I should go to church tonight.

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I mess up all my relationships. How's church

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been? Anything else there? Extremely good. Anything

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else you've been working on at church? What have

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you been praying about? God. Okay, I mean, that's

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like saying, what have you been working on for

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basketball? Shooting hoops. No, but specifically,

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what have you been praying about? Praying about

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the future. Ah, geez, we all do. And hope it

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gets better. Probably not. If you want to leave

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us a voicemail, 856 -494 -6773. You can hit me

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up on Instagram at DJ Hammer and Hank. We got

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a comment here. Hammer and Hank, I'm so proud

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of you for making it into the Bay Area Radio

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Hall of Fame. You're one of the goats. So there's

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a comment there. Hank, you can't hear it, but

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I'm playing music that sounds like soccer. What

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is your take on the World Cup? Green because

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Mexico's out of it. The U .S. is out of it. So,

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are you rooting for Mexico or no? I was rooting

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for Mexico. They got good food. I was sad America

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lost, but we always do. Sex. Sex. Any other little

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things about the World Cup, or is that the analysis

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for this week? The analysis for this week. All

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right, Hank, it says here you want to talk about

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LeBron. James, what's going on there? He has

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to make a decision what team he will be playing

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for next season. No, in our locker, when we're

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done with the show, he'll announce it. Do you

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want him on the Warriors? I particularly don't.

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I don't either. Because it would jack up ticket

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prices. Any other reason you don't want LeBron?

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That's just about it. Henry and Hank, if I hit

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the music, would you be ready for Prick of the

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Week? Yep. Let me hit it. Turn it up in the club.

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on the mic, what's this? Prick in the news, fools

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thinkin' they slick. Ryan got the scoop crew

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ready to expose. Shots fired, dodgin' pigs in

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the petty pros. Coppers in the back, hoppy with

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that verbal machete. Every word a weapon, cameras

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rollin', y 'all ain't ready. Keyboard warriors,

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actin' tough behind the screen. Between the lines,

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you get sliced like a deli cheese. Prick in the

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news, he's a thorn in your side. Exposin' all

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your lies, there ain't no place to hide. Henry

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Ryan droppin' facts and truth bombs. Alright,

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hey! More like, who's your prick in the All those

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who didn't believe in me when I first started

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my radio career. The losers. Who cares, Hank?

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My critics. They can kiss my ass and I'll fart

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in their face. Who cares? They're losers. My

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critics predicted I would last six months when

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I first started at Wild. Then it was Wild around

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seven back in 1996. I lasted over 14 years. You're

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the God, Hank. You know that, right? Yep. Can

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you believe this is episode 59? No, buddy. If

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I hit the music, would you be ready for a buddy

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of the week? Have some positivity. All right,

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let me do it right now. Tune in to the show.

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It's Hammer and Hank. Autistic genius always

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keepin' it dank Henry Oakes on the mic, hop,

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ride, and shotgun Roll call for the buddies,

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we just havin' some fun Buddy of the week, who

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gon' get the crown? Bank bringin' smiles, shut

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the haters down On the airwaves, we breakin'

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the code Streetwise vibes on this radio roll

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Alright, Hank, who's your buddy of the week?

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All the people who voted for the dog cows into

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the bank Yo, I'm the bank Thank you thousands

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and thousands of them. How much did it mean to

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you? Extremely good. Any other buddies in the

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lake? Elvis, JB, Hollywood, Graham, Selena. That's

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good. That's very good. Any other buddies? Because

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you believe in me now. Hell yeah, Woody. Hammer

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and Hank, any other things on your mind right

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now? Get ready for lunch in a few minutes. What

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do you need for lunch today? The new chicken

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sandwich from Polish Junior. I'm so jealous of

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you. I mean, we have that out here. Why don't

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you go to Jack in the Box? I went to Jack in

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the Box yesterday. Ah, that's good. Mm -hmm.

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Anything else on the mind of Henry Oaks? That's

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it. Let me hit the music right now. God, Hank.

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Sign us off. Well, I gotta give a big shout out

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to all my fans out there, especially for those

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who voted for the Dark House Standard Debate

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Area Radio Hall of Fame, and hope to see you

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right back here next week. Peace in your hood.

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Love you, Hank. I love you, too. Bye. Bye now.

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Search Hoppy Radio for my show. H -O -P -P -E

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Radio. What up, menace? Ha, yeah, yo. Yo, yo,

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yo. Mike Crackle, hammering Hank on the tackle.

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Autistic mind sharper than a bone -chilling shackle.

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Henry Oates with the hops, Ryan Hop in the spot.

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Radio waves hitting hard like a chef with a pot.

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Farewell, hammering Spitting truth with his unique

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grind. Thoughts intertwined like graffiti on

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the line. Ryan on the mic, Henry's rhythm divine.

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They the blueprint, every beat they design. Static

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in the speakers where the laughter used to ride.

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Hank led the show with that beautiful pride.

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Autism didn't stop him, not amplified. Hammer

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and Hank forever immortalized. Farewell, Hammer

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and Hank, gotta close up the show. Legend in

00:23:08.509 --> 00:23:11.190
the booth where the vibes used to flow. Autism

00:23:11.190 --> 00:23:13.650
warrior, always running the glow. But all good

00:23:13.650 --> 00:23:18.279
things gotta lift the curtain. host with the

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sauce henry oaks and reinhardt lightning never

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lost puzzle piece crown man this dude was the

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boss city mr voice that's the ultimate cause

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Farewell Hammer and Hank gotta close up the show

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Legend in the booth where the vibes used to flow

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Autism warrior always running the glow But all

00:24:04.950 --> 00:24:17.309
good things gotta let the curtain go slow Radio

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Oakes and Ryan Harp lighting never lost Puzzle

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piece crown man this dude was the boss city missed

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