50 Episodes: Hammerin' Hank's Radio War & NBA Playoffs

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through the town. Put you in a ride for the low,

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low. And you ain't gotta catch a ride no more.

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What up, Hammer and Hank? If I hit the music,

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would you be ready to start the show? What's

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up, buddy? Yes, I win, buddy. All right, let

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me do it. You're listening to The Hammerin' Hank

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Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppy. The Hammerin'

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Hank Show. Yeah. Uh. Uh. Yeah. Hammerin' Hank.

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Legend on the airway spree. Autistic kingpin.

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Cali's hard OG. Wild 949. He the voice they need.

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What's up Hammer and Hank? How you doing buddy?

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I'm doing good. I actually want to give a shout

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out to my mom right now. She just texted me.

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I sent her the picture of us and she said good

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luck with your upcoming national anthem. Cool

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buddy. You're welcome. Hammer and Hank, can you

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believe that it's been 50 shows? It's been 50

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episodes. How crazy is that? Extremely good.

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How do you feel about it? Excellent, buddy. What

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have been some of your favorite memories? Our

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first podcast. What was that like? What do you

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remember about it? Our first jokes. Yeah, but

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I'm saying, what do you remember about our first

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podcast? I remember that it might be a long,

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long podcasting career for me. Yes, sir. Hammer

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and Hank, how the hell has your week been? Very

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good. How many times have you gone to Jack in

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the Box and jacked off? I didn't jack off, but

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I went to Jack in the Box about, Three times.

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So you've been to Jack in the Box three times,

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but have not jacked off? Nope. You're doing Lord's

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service by not doing it. I've done it for you.

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Remember the old slogan? You what? Remember the

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old Jack in the Box slogan? Do Jack, do Jack,

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do Jack. Jack in the Box. Now you're kicking

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Jack. I have not heard it, but I can assume it's

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hilarious. Are you really into jingles? Yes,

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old radio jingles. What's your favorite radio

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jingle? I remember that one that says, you pick

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the hits here on Clock AM. You're adorable. Any

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other favorite jingles? K -L -O -K, Clock AM.

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Were there any jingles that were either a part

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of Wild 94 .9 or on a commercial that you liked?

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Abaddonald, we do it all for you. You're very

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smart, Hank. Hammer and Hank, how is Smurfette

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doing? Extremely good. What you guys been up

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to? We've been eating a lot, talking a lot, watching

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a lot of Disney Channel. I remember fitness and

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fur. Nice. What do you guys talk about? A lot

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of stuff. You almost said shit, but you're a

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good boy. Cool, buddy. Hammer and Hank, what

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is your radio memory of this week? My radio memory

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this week? Oh, no. I cough a lot. I'm battling

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a stupid cough right now. You always are. Anyway,

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my radio memory this week is when I started at

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K -102, which is a hip -hop station in San Francisco,

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recording Public service announcements. I didn't

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know that you were at Q102. Yep. You're a gangsta,

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dude. I was only there for a year and a half,

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then I was let go because that prick. Who? Elroy

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Smith. Yeah, he's a douchebag. He looks like

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a corporate moron. I know. He is a moron. He

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let me go. He said that it was because of budget

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cuts. But the truth is, he just wanted to get

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rid of me. And look at him now. He's some guy

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working somewhere, but he's a douche. I have

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her at Hank. Any other radio memories? Yes. Sup?

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The day I went to Gwen Stefani concert for 1A

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for 9 back in 2007. Did you get to meet her?

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That was the last concert I ever attended. Did

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you get to meet her? What? Did you get to meet

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Gwen Stefani? Nope. That sucks. She would be

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so nice to you. She's such a cutie pie. Any other

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memories? Cutie pie. That's it for this week.

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Hammer and Hank, if I hit the music, are you

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ready for jokes? Yeah. Let me hit the music.

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What are your jokes this week? Why did I go to

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the gym today? Why? So I could walk in, look

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around, and leave before I peaked too early.

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Next. How did you know you're getting older?

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How? When you hurt yourself sleeping. Do it every

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night. Mm -hmm. try eating healthy this week.

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Why? Because I forgot mozzarella sticks existed.

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Oh, they're so good. Mm -hmm. What's the most

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exciting part about being an adult? Why? Finding

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a really good parking spot. Next. Why am I bad

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at saving money? Why are you bad at saving money?

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Because every time I open the food delivery app,

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and suddenly think I'm rich. Next. What's my

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favorite part of the day? What? Taking off my

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shoes and realizing I survived. That's me every

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day. Why don't I chase women? Why? Because I

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get out of the breath hallway through the parking

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lot. Why do I love cancel plans so much? Why

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do you cancel plans so much? Because staying

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home is undefeated. Why was I excited to buy

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a vacuum? Why? Because apparently that's what

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happens when you become an adult. And finally,

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why did I go to bed early and still wake up tired?

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Why? Because life likes to keep things interesting.

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And that's it for the jokes. Oh, Hanky, you can't

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hear it, but you'll hear it after. Oh, we got

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some church music going on. How the hell is church

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going? Extremely good. Pastor Lito led a sermon

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last week. How is that? Talks about his time

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in the Philippines. Mm -hmm. And really, a lot

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of verses in the Bible. What's your favorite

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verse in the Bible? For God so loved the world

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that he gave his only forgotten son. What is?

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Forgotten son. So whoever believes in him should

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not perish, but have eternal life. Oh, hell yeah.

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What else is going on in church? We're wrapping

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up the book of James this week. And my passenger

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will have surgery. That's good. I just got attacked.

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Sorry, I was not paying attention. That was rude

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of me. Hammer and Hank, I'm playing the music

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right now. Hammer and Hank, what do you think

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of the NBA playoffs? NBA playoffs? I know the

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Warriors won last night. I was watching the game.

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Brady Clippers. Yeah, bro. I didn't. Now, you're

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lucky. You're on the West Coast, so it's earlier.

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I didn't get to bed until 2 .30. I was watching

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it. Okay. Okay, dude. No, I'm saying Stephen

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Curry and Draymond Green, who we've been very

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critical of last night, bro. He had some of the

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best defense I've seen him do in seven years,

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so shout out to Draymond. Shout out to Steph

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Curry. Hell yeah, and Al Horford. He kept hitting

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those threes. That's a humiliating sentence tomorrow

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to secure a spot in the NBA playoffs. I'm sad.

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I'm not going to be able to watch that game because

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I have to go to the airport at fucking 5 a .m.

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because my mom scheduled an early morning airplane.

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That's interesting. That's not that interesting.

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Hammer and Hank, did you watch the Hornets game?

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Nope. the Charlotte Hornets. To tie the game,

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they had Colby White hit the three and Lomelo

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Ball got the game winner. My family's from North

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Carolina. I'm upside. It was pretty sick. What

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are your old TV show memories? Watching the old

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TV show way back in the 1980s. What was that

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show like? I like the Solid Gold Dancers, the

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music performance. And my favorite music performance

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on Solid Gold is, you know, when Al Franken and

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Tom Davis are Saturday Night Live? Mm -hmm. They're

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playing a song, Under My Thumb. I've never heard

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that, but it's... Wait, sorry. Sorry, I'm getting

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text messages. I'm being terrible today. I am

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so sorry. Dude, I have to get a cat sitter. That

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sucks. Wait, one second. Give me a second. Wait

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one second. Actually... No! Fuck! Actually, I

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have someone else. I thought it was that person.

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My bad. So... I applied to have a cat sitter,

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Hank, and there's a website called Rover, and

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I applied for it, and I sent an invite to like

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six different people, so there's all these random

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numbers because they don't give you the actual

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number. I used to app call Rover when I went

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on vacation to Kansas because their dad wouldn't

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let us take our dogs with us. Yeah, it's great,

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but the... The problem with it is the fact that

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you sign up and you send an invite to like five

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people and you don't know which person is which.

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So this girl just texted me and I thought it

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was somebody else. So that is my bad. Let's get

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back on track. Hammer and Hank, what is your

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Disney Channel memory? My Disney Channel memories

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is when I started watching the T -Show. Sydney

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to the max. What was that like? It's about a

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junior high girl living her life away. You love

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your Disney Channel. Yep. What do you like so

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much about Disney Channel? They have a lot of

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family quality programming. That's good. I love

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it. Sydney to the max. Super Kitty. Did you like

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the show back then? Or, I mean, did you like

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the Buzz Lightyear show when it was on? Yes.

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It was so good. I hate that it's not on Disney+.

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That sucks. Yeah, because they actually don't

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own it. It was made by a third party, and Disney

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doesn't claim it. So, absolutely riveting stuff.

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Hank, am I being a good host today? Yes, you

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are. I'm trying. Hammer and Hank, I feel like

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I'm boring you. I'm not boring you, right? Nope.

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That's good, Hammer and Hank. That's good. Now,

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do you have music trivia? Yes. Let me hit the

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music for pop culture trivia, all right? I know.

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Turn on the show with Henry. What do you have?

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Who had the top 10 hit record? Peaceful Easy

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Fiend. way back in 1972. Steely Dan. Nope. The

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Eagles. Next. That's it for music trivia. Hank,

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who sang the song Holiday Inn or rapped? Chingy.

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Yes, sir. Let me think of another one. Who rapped

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the song Get Money in 1997? I don't know. The

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last person to be interviewed by the doghouse.

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Notorious. Biggie Smalls. Hell yeah. Notorious.

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B -I -G, bro. Biggie Smalls. Yes, sir. You're

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right. Who sang the song? I got nothing else.

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I'm out of it. Let me think. Hit him up in style

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in 2001. Blue Cantrell. Hell yeah. Who sang the

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song Call Me Maybe? Carly Rae Jepsen. Who sang

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the song Party in the USA? Miley Cyrus. Who's

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the last person you jacked off to? Sabrina Carpenter.

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Hell yeah! I did it to Pornhub. We have a comment

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here. Do you have any listener comments? Nope.

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We have one here that says, Hank, you are an

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absolute warrior and I am proud of you for continuing

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the fight that is known as radio. So, we have

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a fan for you. You're doing a good job. You're

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killing it. Hammer and Hank, I'm going to hit

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the buddy music, and then I'll point to you.

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Let me turn it up in the club. All right. I know.

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Yo. Tune in to the show. It's Hammer and Hank.

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Autistic genius always keeping it dank. Henry

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Oaks on the mic. Hop, ride, and shotgun. Roll

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call for the buddies. We just having some fun.

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Buddy of the week. We're going to get the crown.

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Hank bringing spin -offs. Breaking the code.

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Streetwise vibes on this radio. All right, Hank.

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What do you have for buddy of the week? Definitely

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Christian Boss, who works for the Misaster Roasters.

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Hell yeah. Roasters. He's trying to get me to

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sing the national anthem at one of the Roasters

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games this upcoming season. And then you're singing

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it at what? So you're already singing it at another

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team, right? That's important. On the 28th. 28th

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of April? Yep. Tickets on sale right now at StocktonPorts

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.com. Good job, buddy. Any other buddies in a

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week? That's it. Hammer and Hank, this is going

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to be an epic one, but let me hit the music.

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Are you ready for Prick in the News? Yep. What's

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this? Prick in the news, fools thinkin' they

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slick Ryan got the scoop crew ready to expose

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Shots fired, dodgin' pigs in the petty pros Coppers

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in the back, hoppy with that verbal machete Every

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word a weapon, cameras rollin', y 'all ain't

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ready Keyboard warriors, actin' tough behind

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the screen Between the lines, you get sliced

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like a deli cheese Prick in the news, he's a

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thorn in your side Explosin' all your lies, there

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ain't no place to hide Henry Ryan dropin' facts

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and truth bombs This ain't a sitcom, more like

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a I will give you the floor. Who is your prick

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in the news? Definitely Otis Day. Now, Otis Day

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is a guy who's done Green Bay Radio for about

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30 years and he made a parody account of a rival

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in his market who is a female and was harassing

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her and posting pictures of her and her kid without

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the consent and then got fired from their Kiss

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FM up there. What do you think of that? Loser!

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That loser definitely sucks. Big time. What do

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you think is the douchiest part about the guy

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that looks like a thumb? He looks like a thug

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to me. A thug? Yep. You remember Bone Thugs -N

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-Harmony? Hit me at the crossroads, crossroads,

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crossroads. Right? Okay. I'm rapping. I'm doing

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Bone Thugs -N -Harmony. You do it. I'll do whatever

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I want. Hammer and Hank, what do you think of

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bullies like Otis Day that always have to be

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douchebags? They suck. What do you think is wrong

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with them? Do you think they're mentally ill?

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Do you think they're idiots? I think they're

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bastards. If you could tell Otis Day one thing,

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because I'll tag him on social media, describe

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to him how much of a douchebag he is. Otis Day,

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you're a douchebag. You're a prick. And I'm glad

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you're on the radio because of the incident that

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occurred. Could you ever forgive Otis Day? Or

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are you done with that? I'm done. I have no room

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for bullies. It's one thing to have a radio war,

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but when you're posting other pictures of people

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and not even responding to my videos, you're

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a liar, you're a failure, and a coward. And you

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can't always trust Reddit, but from what I've

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read, you walk around Green Bay like you think

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you're the hottest thing on Earth. You are. What's

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up? You know, that's right. I know I'm right.

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I'm always right. Not at all. Otis Day! Otis

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Day! Go to hell. Whoa. What you did. What would

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your church think of Otis Day? He sucks. Big

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time. He needs some Jeebus. I mean, Jesus in

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his life. Otis Day. Put on a hat. You look like

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a thumb. Hammer and Hank, anything else? You

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know, this is our 50th episode of the Hammer

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and Hank Show. Ron and Hoppy. What do you think

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about that? Extremely good. Here's to another

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500 more episodes. Oh, jeez. If we live that

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long. Hammer and Hank, anything else on your

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mind? That's it. All right, Hammer and Hank,

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let me do this real quick. Let me turn on this

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music. I'll get the club going. Hank, what did

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you think of our 50th show? It was extremely

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good. What was your favorite part? The jokes.

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The buddy of the week. What's up? The buddy of

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the week. And calling out that loser on his day.

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That's right. Hammer and Hank, next week, I might

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be able to record on Wednesday. Could Wednesday

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possibly work? That'll work just fine, buddy.

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Okay, it's 50 -50 because I'm going to be in

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Chicago, but if I can find time, we'll do it.

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If not, we'll have to wait two weeks, but I'll

00:22:00.410 --> 00:22:02.619
try to make it happen, okay? All right, buddy.

00:22:03.019 --> 00:22:08.220
Yeah. Sign us off. And now you log off of zoom.

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Bye Hank. Yeah. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo, Mike Crackle,

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Hammerin' Hank on the tackle Autistic mind sharper

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than a bone -chilling shackle Henry Oates with

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the hops, Ryan hop in the spot Radio waves hittin'

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hard like a chef with a pot Farewell, Hammerin'

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Hank, gotta close up the show Legend in the booth

00:22:41.000 --> 00:22:43.599
where the vibes used to flow Autism warrior,

00:22:43.740 --> 00:22:46.400
always runnin' the glow But all good things gotta

00:22:46.400 --> 00:22:48.839
let the curtain go slow On the dial, spittin'

00:22:48.839 --> 00:22:51.420
truth with his unique grind Thoughts intertwined

00:22:51.420 --> 00:22:54.319
like graffiti on the line Ryan on the mic, Henry's

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rhythm divine They the blueprint Every beat they

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designed. Static in the speakers where the laughter

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used to ride. Hank led the show with that beautiful

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pride. Autism didn't stop him, not amplified.

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Hammer and Hank forever immortalized. Farewell,

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Hammer and Hank, gotta close up the show. Legend

00:23:11.380 --> 00:23:14.279
in the booth where the vibes used to flow. Autism

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warrior always running the glow. But all good

00:23:16.720 --> 00:23:19.640
things gotta let the curtain go slow. Radio go,

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never ghost. He a host with the sauce. Henry

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Oaks and Reinhardt, lightning never lost. Puzzle

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piece crown, man. This dude was the boss. City

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missed the voice. That's the ultimate cost. Farewell

00:24:00.319 --> 00:24:02.960
Hammer and Hank Gotta close up the show Legend

00:24:02.960 --> 00:24:05.839
in the booth Where the vibes used to flow Autism

00:24:05.839 --> 00:24:08.339
warrior Always running the glow But all good

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things Gotta let the curtain go slow Radio gate

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never goes He a host with the sauce Henry Oaks

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and Ryan Harp Lightning never lost Puzzle piece

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crown Man this dude was the boss Mr. Voice, that's

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