YO! It's Friday Eve! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.2.26)

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Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. I saw this headline here. Now, I love

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Lil Wayne. Lil Wayne was actually my top listened

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to artist of all time on Spotify. I've seen him

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live twice, both times. He overdosed. Especially

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in 2017 at the Janice Live show. There was a

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TMZ headline that literally said, is Janice Live

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his final stop? But he always shows up late.

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He sounds awful live. And we all know they do

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this thing called Versus where they perform live.

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He says he doesn't need to perform it because

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his catalog will embarrass him. That could be

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true, but you're not performing live because

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you sound terrible live. Your name has come up

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in versus conversations at various times. Yeah,

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yeah, I heard about that. Yeah, I heard about

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that. Gee, I wonder if Blueface copies how he

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talks. I told you, the only thing I thought made

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sense if I was to be involved in it would be,

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you know. He sounds like he's bringing his dad

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from all the coding. Mm -hmm. Either Alvin Wayne

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versus Mixtape Wayne. Alvin Wayne or Mixtape

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Wayne versus Featured Wayne or something like

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that, you know. So, yeah, you know. He wonders

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why people don't want him to perform at festivals

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when he shows up late. That also does this thing.

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Why are you just, you know, thinking he's above

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people, so why would people want to be around

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you? I got too much material. Wayne versus Wayne.

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Wayne versus Wayne, because you know, it's not

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that there's no artist that can... It's just

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that I'm too competitive. Yeah. You know what

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I mean? Yeah, you're afraid of losing. It's like

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LeBron not doing the dunk contest. I wouldn't

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want to embarrass no one if I am competing against.

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Well, you know, isn't the whole point of winning

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is to embarrass people? Now you care about people's

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feelings. Yeah. Shut your ass. Whoever I'm competing

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against, I will embarrass you. I don't want to

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embarrass. I think you would embarrass yourself.

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You always do at concerts when you put on a half

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-assed effort. And I wonder why people like Coachella

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don't hire you. Yeah, that'd be kind of scary.

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And you got DJ Drama kissing his ass. All these

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podcasts are awful. Why are they? Because they

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let these celebrities down. And this thing that

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we do, this music thing, man, you can, you know,

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if it's the wrong type of... Situation on that

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versus you could end their careers. I'd end their

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careers. Nah, I think you performing would end

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your career. What's going on with social blood?

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Oh yeah, you can say what you want about Chief

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Keef, but beforehand people were not doing their

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drill on music. And for better or worse, he did

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change it. Saying there's no reason they haven't

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received a BET award or a Grammy. I kind of like

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this idea because, I mean, everybody thinks that

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Soulja Boy is cranked up. But he's got Kiss Me

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Through the Phone, speakers going, hammer, hammer,

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hammer, hammer. Turn my swag on, Soulja Girl,

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crank that donk. He's got a lot of bangers. People

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just don't want to admit it. Don't doom me. Timing

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is definitely adding fuel to the conversation.

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With the BET Awards just going down a few days

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ago. Oh yeah, everybody was well -behaved there.

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The idea is now getting people talking online

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about whether the industry has overlooked some

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major names when it comes to awards and records.

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Of course it does. It's all a popularity contest.

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How do you think I'd feel on Tampa? I think they

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need to realize that Soulja Boy's a legend. He

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was the first rapper to do it on his own and

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do social media early on. But what happened was

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he kind of did a few things criminally and is

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kind of a douche to people, so people overlook

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him. That's unfortunate, but he did it to himself.

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KZ is asking for his trial to be dismissed. Good

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luck with that. Here's Benzino talking about

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negative comments over his shirtless fitness,

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even though he's in his late 50s and ripped.

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Listen, I'm going to say this as humbly and as

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peaceful as possible. This is for all. All the

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negative people in my comments. Talking shit.

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Why do people care about negative comments? I

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get them all the time. I tell them kiss my ass

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and enjoy it. It's tall and flabby and I'll fart

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in your face. Okay? Okay? About me. If you ain't

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got up this morning and power walked for five

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miles in 85 degree weather and then six hours

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later. Alright, good for you dude. You working

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out because you're an empty person and so I'm

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Here's DJ Akademics talking about hanging out

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with that prostitute known as Daphne Joy. Yo,

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did he lock till 28? I'ma hold that down. I'ma

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hold that down. You're a weird guy, man. I'm

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so glad I'm not a cuck. I'd rather die alone

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than be a cuck. Did he lock till 28? I'ma hold

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that down, gang. All right, then. Better wrap

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your penis with like nine condoms. Alright, there's

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this right here with LeBron. Well, we've got

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major news coming out of the NBA. Basketball

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superstar LeBron James will not be returning

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to the Los Angeles Lakers next season. Alright,

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so there's that. In 2019, they missed the playoffs.

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In 2020, they got a bubble ring, which I'll get

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to in a second. 2021, first round exit. 2022,

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missed the play -in. 2023, swept into conference

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finals. 2024, first -round exit. 2025, first

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-round exit. 2026, swept into second round. Oh,

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yeah! LeBron was tweeting out about the greatness

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of the time he was in L .A., and it makes you

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wonder. Is he better than Kobe Bryant? Is he

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better than Shaq? Is he better than Elgin Baylor?

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Is he better than James Worthy? Is he better

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than Kareem Abdul -Jabbar? Top 10 Lakers of all

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time. This dude got a ring in the bubble. Is

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he better than George Mikan? Will Chamberlain?

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Gary West? Magic Johnson? That right there. I

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would say LeBron's probably, at best, the 10th

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greatest Laker of all time. And there's other

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Lakers that had more hearts than him, being Robert

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Horry and Derek Fisher. And you could even, I

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would even put Pau Gasol over him. LeBron James,

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when it's all said and done, he failed in LA.

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Now, he didn't fail like he made money and he

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won a championship, but that championship, everybody

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was out of shape in the bubble. And I know technically

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it was a championship, but they didn't have a

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parade. And even Alex Caruso, when he won a championship

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in Oklahoma City, he said it was so much different

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when they won over there. So I never want to

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hear anyone go, oh, he was a champion in LA.

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Barely did. He was barely a champion. And I am

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a big Golden State Warriors fan because of Stephen

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Curry and because he's always been an underdog

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until recently. If he joins the Warriors, I will

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be so sad because LeBron cannot coexist long

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-term with people. Who would have thought it

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was going to work with him and Luka? I didn't.

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LeBron James told the Lakers he will not be returning

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to the team next season. Man, poor Cleveland.

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You guys are a bunch of cucks. LeBron's left

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you like nine times and you want him back. Just

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like LeBron's alleged side chicks. Cleveland's

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side chicks. And then there's this headline.

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I have no respect for John Morant. It's nothing

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personal. He obviously, when he was like 12 years

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old, he was watching Derrick Rose ball out. And

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I thought he was going to be the Derrick Rose

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of Memphis. But this guy was drafted into the

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wrong city because yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,

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yo. Memphis has a lot of crime. He had to try

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to keep that rough interior up even though he

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grew up in the suburbs. He's a real life Tariq

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from the show Power. Mm -hmm. And now that he's

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getting traded to Portland where he'll be hanging

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out with Damian Lillard, I think this is actually

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good for him. A trading John Moran to the Portland

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Trailblazers for Jeremy Grant and Chris Murray.

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Yeah, they wanted to get rid of him so quickly.

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And they're showing that thing where he put the

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hand over his face a few years ago. He's a brat.

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Damian Lillard and Ja Morant together, meaning

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Drew Holiday. Man, hopefully Damian can coach

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this moron. And Scoot Henderson to come off the

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bench unless they are to make another trade.

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And a name that has been rumored surrounding

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Portland is Jalen Brown. All right, so there's

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that. Ja Morant. I cannot stand when athletes

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have all the potential in the world and they

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don't live up to it. Wemby doesn't have any post

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moves. He doesn't do any defense in the paint.

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He lets people beat him up. I can't stand with

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all my heart how John Morant was making nine

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figures. He had the city on his back in 2022,

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had a close series in the semi -conference finals

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against the Golden State Warriors, the team that

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ended up winning the championship. And then he

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just has to have it gone on Instagram Live. Yo,

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do you see how the people that you were surrounded

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with, all the fans in Memphis, I'm not saying

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they're all criminals, but do you notice how

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that city was full of criminals and all of them

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end up getting in trouble? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

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Being against the networks, dude. It ain't worth

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it, dawg. It ain't worth it. First, here's the

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best thing that Kawhi Leonard ever said eight

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years ago. I'm a fun guy. Obviously, I love the

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game of basketball. Um, I mean, there's just

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more questions you have to ask me, um, in order

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for me to tell you about myself. I just can't

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give you a whole spiel. I don't even know where

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you're sitting, Adelaide. Where you sitting,

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Adelaide? Adelaide. Adelaide. Adelaide. Adelaide.

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Adelaide. LaMelo Ball was traded to the Minnesota

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Timberwolves with Josh Green for Nas Reed, a

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20 -33 unprotected first -round pick, three first

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-round pick swaps, and three second -round picks.

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And here's what LaVar Ball had to say about the

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trade. I will say, as annoying as LaVar Ball

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is, he is a pretty loyal father. Minnesota Timberwolves,

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y 'all did the coldest move in the game. You

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wouldn't get that. No. Yes. But here's the thing.

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He needs to join the WWE, let's be honest. You

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got to get the other two ball boys. You get the

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other two ball boys, it will be the most watched

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team ever in the NBA. Trust me. I don't think

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that's the truth. Nothing in Minnesota is ever

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going to be the most watched. They went there.

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All they do is get drunk. Joe's better off being

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a one hit wonder rapper. He had his moment with

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that song last year. I forget the name of it.

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It was not a bad song. And Lonzo's always going

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on his podcast and talking himself up. Shut up.

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When I tell you, you don't think I'm just talking.

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We do think you're just talking. You're saying

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that because you're self -conscious that the

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fact that everyone thinks you're just talking.

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Talking, yo. I'm not. Melo can't win it by himself,

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but I'll tell you. He never made it to the playoffs.

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He went to the playing tournament, which anybody

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can rank as long as you have a losing record,

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but he has never been a winner. This is going

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to be very interesting. With his brothers, I

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guarantee y 'all a championship. The chemistry.

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Oh, that ain't happening. You got San Antonio.

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You got Thunder. Lakers could be better with

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Luka Doncic. The Warriors could have a resurgence.

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I don't know. Spurs. Oh, Lord. This guy's going

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to make Anthony Edwards so much more cocky than

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he already is. especially because Anthony Edwards

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doesn't know what to do with his cocky. First,

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here's the best thing that Kawhi Leonard ever

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said eight years ago. I'm a fun guy. Obviously,

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I love the game of basketball. I mean, there's

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just more questions you have to ask me in order

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for me to tell you about myself. I just can't

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give you a whole spiel. I don't even know where

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you're sitting, Natalie. Where you sitting, Natalie?

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Natalie. I'm gonna do this all day. Natalie.

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Natalie. Natalie. Epic! on with this one. Jennifer

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Lopez says you should have a party to celebrate

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a breakup. Yeah, this is the sign that she can

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feel true love as a sociopath. When I go through

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a breakup, I lose weight. It's the best weight

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loss thing you can ever do is go through a bad

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breakup. I cry a lot. I get real sad because

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I was friends with the person. This is the sign,

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you know, this dirty, rotten moron doesn't love

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them, that she's partying. What a moron. The

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Hustler star, who has shared notable romances

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over the years, including her marriage to Ben

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Affleck. She's got a huge body count as long

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as it's serious. From 2022 to 2024, after previously

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ending their first engagement 20 years earlier.

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Yeah, there's no reason to go back. Man, dude,

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you know she's just been passed around like a

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blonde at a high school party. Explains her thoughts

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on bouncing back following the end of a relationship.

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J -Lo says this on a June 30th episode of the

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digital series Subway Takes. Ah, it sounds like

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such a riveting series. So what's your take?

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Breakups are not a failure. No, they are. That's

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the nerve. I've had many failures, you know.

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I failed at sports radio. I don't think I failed

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at the mountain, but I'm not trying to make it

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out of my radio career. But I've failed in life.

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I failed every time I got into a car crash. I

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failed on my breakups. Failure is a part of life.

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When you're a true narcissist, you can't admit

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it. 100 % agree? I honestly feel like - You got

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all these ass kissers. This is why I don't like

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when everybody has a podcast because no one doubles

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down. They all just kiss their ass because they're

00:16:00.220 --> 00:16:03.759
glad to have her there. It's a launch pad into

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your next best self. Oh, it's a podcast done

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on a subway. How riveting. Stupid. We should

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have a party when we break up. We should have

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a party when we put tape over your mouth to shut

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up. People should say you broke up. Congratulations.

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I agree. Shut up. One, you made a decision. Two,

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it was probably the best thing for everybody.

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I love how she says you made a decision as if

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she was in charge of the decision. The singer

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doubles down on her optimism. She's known to

00:16:36.539 --> 00:16:39.620
double down. It's a few point adding this. And

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if you're the one who's being heartbroken, you're

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the winner. Bye. Bye. See you later, General.

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Man, you act like your exes are missing out on

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you. They are so grateful they're not with you.

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You know, people just get, like, too famous for

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too long because they think the world owes them

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something. Scott Eastwood is laying down the

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law. Oh, my God. Here's another stupid nepo,

00:17:09.680 --> 00:17:14.000
baby. God, whatever your name is. How does it

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feel if your daddy wasn't the greatest actor

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of all time? In my opinion, being Clint Eastwood.

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That no one would know who you are. That you

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wouldn't be gone on a Joe Rogan show. You're

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a douchebag. Lucky Strike star and son of legendary

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actor -director Clint Eastwood appears on the

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June 26th episode of The Joe Rogan Experience

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and slams an unnamed co -star for exhibiting,

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quote, unacceptable behavior. Listen, I don't

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like when these celebrities go on these podcasts

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in general, but I specifically don't like when

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they go on and then they don't say who they're

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talking about. It's because you're a coward.

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How do we not even know that you're not just

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talking about yourself? You know, you walk around

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like, I'm an Eastwood son. Shut up. You die someday

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and you poop in the morning. Shut your ass. Scott,

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stupid nepo baby, explains that he began working

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on a film with a fellow celebrity. But early

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on in the process, his co -star decided they

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did not want to work with a particular member

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of the team. Yeah, you, because you're insufferable.

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Leading said co -star to unceremoniously exit

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the project. And you know Joe Rogan kisses us.

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You want to do DMT? Yeah. You're Iron Man? Yeah.

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Despite money already having been invested. And

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that did not land well with Scott. I was like,

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okay, well, you need to pay that money back now

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to that person who invested in you. Well, why

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don't you say who the name is? Oh, you're afraid

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of a lawsuit. You're a dark dude. An absolute

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dark. I'm not going to do that. I don't want

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to deal with you. God, you know, on a club, he's

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like, you know, I'm Clint Eastwood's son. That's

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all you are. I'm nothing more. I'm nothing less.

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Oh, we're such fans of Scott Eastwood. Shut up.

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Shut your ass, man. Freaking annoying. I'm Scott

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Eastwood. I'm Scott Eastwood. Not catch, dude.

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You're annoying. What's going on here? I'm telling

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you, this relationship's gonna end badly. Jussie

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Smollett was just engaged last June, and we didn't

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really hear any reports of him breaking up with

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that fiancée. So this makes me wonder if this

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relationship began with infidelity. Happy Hot

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Topic! Right here. Haramo Brown has his sights

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set on a new man. Oh yeah! You know, he's the

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bottom. The Queer Eye star seemingly confirms

00:19:46.819 --> 00:19:50.160
his relationship with actor Jesse Smollett. This

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is delightful. Saying that he is, quote, dating

00:19:52.819 --> 00:19:55.359
a celebrity. Oh, yeah. I wouldn't really say

00:19:55.359 --> 00:19:57.779
a celebrity. Maybe in 2019 before he did that

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whole thing that he got away with and ruined

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taxpayer and cop's money by pretending to be

00:20:01.299 --> 00:20:03.059
beat up by MAGA fans in negative five degree

00:20:03.059 --> 00:20:06.420
weather. You're dating that loser. You're stupid.

00:20:08.059 --> 00:20:10.680
Brown said on the June 30th episode of the Reality

00:20:10.680 --> 00:20:13.180
with the King podcast. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're

00:20:13.180 --> 00:20:18.390
a king. It's all about Daniel. Shut up. It was

00:20:18.390 --> 00:20:20.970
released shortly after cozy -looking photos of

00:20:20.970 --> 00:20:23.309
the 45 -year -old and 44 -year -old Smollett

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were published by TMZ. It's not like we're hiding

00:20:28.450 --> 00:20:33.390
it. We go out. We hold hands everywhere. Though

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Brown does not identify his partner by name,

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he's quote 100 % sure he's found the one. He

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declares, I I've met my equal. Yeah, you're both

00:20:48.589 --> 00:20:52.430
losers. It is powerful when you meet someone

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who you feel 100 % safe with. Alright, whatever.

00:20:56.029 --> 00:20:59.509
You feel 100 % secure with. You can just trust

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with your heart. Yeah, good luck with that. You

00:21:01.710 --> 00:21:03.269
know how he scammed everybody? He's going to

00:21:03.269 --> 00:21:06.150
end up scamming you. I thought I was invincible

00:21:06.150 --> 00:21:09.750
with him. You're dating a sociopath, you moron.

00:21:19.310 --> 00:21:22.890
Wild like a wolf. Howl at the moon. Airways.

00:21:22.890 --> 00:21:27.130
What up? Hey! How are you? Dynamic trio tune.

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You good? Yes. How you been? What you been up

00:21:32.210 --> 00:21:35.470
to? What's been going on in the world? I have

00:21:35.470 --> 00:21:39.829
heard Hank. A lot of my regular radio buddies

00:21:39.829 --> 00:21:44.470
just got laid off. Yeah, let's start with the

00:21:44.470 --> 00:21:48.269
elf in the room. Hanover and Hank, you've been

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in radio about 40 years. You've been around the

00:21:52.210 --> 00:21:56.970
block. What is your take on what iHeart did by

00:21:56.970 --> 00:22:02.849
laying people off? Really, really, really sucked.

00:22:03.329 --> 00:22:07.990
What sucks about it, Sarge? My buddy Sam Diggity

00:22:07.990 --> 00:22:11.329
and Showbiz, they just got laid off from K -D

00:22:11.329 --> 00:22:15.690
-O -N Salinas. Was that the morning madhouse?

00:22:16.899 --> 00:22:19.400
Yes. Oh, my God. I mean, they could have had

00:22:19.400 --> 00:22:20.720
a better name because Mancow had a first name.

00:22:21.200 --> 00:22:23.559
They were doing the morning mass for over 20

00:22:23.559 --> 00:22:27.940
years. Yeah, and I heart's always wondering why

00:22:27.940 --> 00:22:31.539
they are just so irrelevant. And then they lay

00:22:31.539 --> 00:22:33.619
people off. Oh, and I'm sure they're going to

00:22:33.619 --> 00:22:38.779
put the breakfast club in the morning. Woo! Jesus

00:22:38.779 --> 00:22:45.390
Christ, Hank. I never... Are any of the shows

00:22:45.390 --> 00:22:49.150
live and local on that market anymore? Nope.

00:22:49.410 --> 00:22:52.710
Ah, goody, goody gumdrops. Hey, but at least

00:22:52.710 --> 00:22:56.789
Bobby Mint gets his money. Douche. Ah, Hammer

00:22:56.789 --> 00:22:59.390
and Hank, I never want to hear anybody ever go,

00:22:59.509 --> 00:23:04.269
oh, he created MTV. It wasn't just him. It was

00:23:04.269 --> 00:23:06.890
other people. But they always go, oh, he created

00:23:06.890 --> 00:23:11.910
MTV. And look what MTV is now. It sucks. It's

00:23:11.910 --> 00:23:18.279
fucking garbage. Hammer and Hank. I used to be

00:23:18.279 --> 00:23:21.299
a defender of radio. I still work in radio. You

00:23:21.299 --> 00:23:24.160
work in radio. We love radio. We grew up as radio

00:23:24.160 --> 00:23:27.900
nerds. But I'm starting to, it's like I'm in

00:23:27.900 --> 00:23:31.720
a business relationship with radio. Beforehand,

00:23:31.720 --> 00:23:34.539
I loved it. It was like having that hot ass girlfriend.

00:23:34.779 --> 00:23:37.119
But now I'm like, you know what? It's all good.

00:23:37.500 --> 00:23:40.099
It's not really all good. Hammer and Hank, they

00:23:40.099 --> 00:23:43.400
let go of Kid Chris, who is a shock jock out

00:23:43.400 --> 00:23:46.400
of Cincinnati on WEBN, one of my friends, and

00:23:46.400 --> 00:23:52.079
that broke my heart. It did, too. I mean, you

00:23:52.079 --> 00:23:57.240
look at... Yeah, thank God Graham's employed.

00:23:57.599 --> 00:24:01.259
I know, but the thing is... People wonder, why

00:24:01.259 --> 00:24:03.539
don't people listen to radio? Because the term

00:24:03.539 --> 00:24:06.160
is parasocial. You get a parasocial relationship

00:24:06.160 --> 00:24:08.660
with the radio host. You think they're your friend.

00:24:08.779 --> 00:24:11.519
And all of a sudden, you let go of them without

00:24:11.519 --> 00:24:14.400
any goodbye shows. They got rid of Flying Brian

00:24:14.400 --> 00:24:17.559
over in Four Myers. He's been there since 01.

00:24:18.539 --> 00:24:20.740
And then iHeart's like, dude, you know what's

00:24:20.740 --> 00:24:23.119
the funniest thing they're doing, Hank? What

00:24:23.119 --> 00:24:26.180
is it? They're having executives, like some of

00:24:26.180 --> 00:24:29.460
the head of social media, do on -air breaks.

00:24:30.160 --> 00:24:32.640
So in Tampa, on the throwback hip hop station,

00:24:33.000 --> 00:24:35.640
which is like the same four songs. It's Always

00:24:35.640 --> 00:24:40.339
on Time by Ja Rule. It's Lose Yourself by Eminem.

00:24:40.400 --> 00:24:42.259
It's very predictable. What's Your Fantasy by

00:24:42.259 --> 00:24:45.000
Ludacris is the same four throwbacks. But hey,

00:24:45.099 --> 00:24:47.220
beforehand, you would have a DJ be like, yo,

00:24:47.220 --> 00:24:50.240
what's up? This is DJ Twisted or whatever. And

00:24:50.240 --> 00:24:52.559
check out the iHeartRadio app. It's really cool,

00:24:52.660 --> 00:24:54.720
blah, blah, blah. Because every talk break is

00:24:54.720 --> 00:24:57.019
about the iHeart app. And now you have these

00:24:57.019 --> 00:25:00.180
corporate nerds going, well. If you check out

00:25:00.180 --> 00:25:04.740
the iHeartRadio app, there is a bunch of... It

00:25:04.740 --> 00:25:10.640
sucks! My iHeartRadio app. Because I listen to

00:25:10.640 --> 00:25:15.259
my Hanky's favorite songs on there. What is your

00:25:15.259 --> 00:25:22.579
music on iHeart? What is the music with iHeart?

00:25:22.900 --> 00:25:35.210
What do you listen to on there? Do you like Covino

00:25:35.210 --> 00:25:38.970
and Rich? Those are my homies. Yep. They're funny,

00:25:39.009 --> 00:25:42.750
dude. They're good guys. Hammer and Hank. Let's

00:25:42.750 --> 00:25:49.809
talk positively about radio. Do me a favor. What

00:25:49.809 --> 00:25:53.890
is your radio memory of the week? My radio memory

00:25:53.890 --> 00:25:59.680
of the week? when the first time I walked into

00:25:59.680 --> 00:26:03.059
the Sound Factory on my birthday back in 1996.

00:26:04.519 --> 00:26:08.900
Was that when you got a blood germ? Nope. Was

00:26:08.900 --> 00:26:11.720
that the second time you came? Oh, yeah. Hammer

00:26:11.720 --> 00:26:13.740
and Hank, what was it like on your birthday at

00:26:13.740 --> 00:26:17.619
the Sound Factory? It was very, very, very good.

00:26:18.359 --> 00:26:23.500
And I predicted that 1997 would be a good year.

00:26:24.220 --> 00:26:27.480
As it turned out, 1997 was a great year. What

00:26:27.480 --> 00:26:30.420
was so good about it other than preschool? I

00:26:30.420 --> 00:26:35.759
met my buddies Veronica and Julie. Jose from

00:26:35.759 --> 00:26:42.000
Oakland. Monica from Union City. That's good.

00:26:42.160 --> 00:26:44.460
Those are good memories that you will cherish

00:26:44.460 --> 00:26:50.339
forever. Good for you, Hank. Breaking news. What's

00:26:50.339 --> 00:26:53.430
breaking news? LeBron James could be head to

00:26:53.430 --> 00:26:55.630
the Warriors. Wait, wait, wait. Is this like

00:26:55.630 --> 00:26:58.950
breaking news like right now or is this speculation?

00:27:01.490 --> 00:27:05.109
We need speculation. You got me nervous. I don't

00:27:05.109 --> 00:27:07.849
want him to do it. I don't want him on the Warriors.

00:27:08.230 --> 00:27:09.910
I watch the Warriors. I don't want him on the

00:27:09.910 --> 00:27:11.769
Warriors because they'll fucking jack up ticket

00:27:11.769 --> 00:27:16.769
prices. And also, he's a douchebag. And he's

00:27:16.769 --> 00:27:20.589
a crybaby. I like my team with Kerry Bonner.

00:27:21.289 --> 00:27:25.750
I don't need him there. No, it does. But of course,

00:27:25.769 --> 00:27:29.369
he's a bandwagon jumper like a woman. All he

00:27:29.369 --> 00:27:33.130
does is he goes from team to team. He's a douche.

00:27:33.930 --> 00:27:37.470
Ron James is a crybaby. You know what was genius

00:27:37.470 --> 00:27:40.990
that he did? Was he waited until his son got

00:27:40.990 --> 00:27:43.730
a guaranteed contract and then left the Lakers.

00:27:43.849 --> 00:27:46.970
So he stuck them with that nipple baby douche.

00:27:47.109 --> 00:27:51.500
That was very smart. He made sure his son got

00:27:51.500 --> 00:28:05.359
paid. Oh, yeah. By the way, I understand that

00:28:05.359 --> 00:28:09.180
people at iHeartRadio are under a lot of pressure.

00:28:09.660 --> 00:28:11.880
Because they just laid off a lot of people. So

00:28:11.880 --> 00:28:14.640
they're having executives do on -air shifts.

00:28:15.339 --> 00:28:19.250
But Jesus Christ. Listening to the Throwback

00:28:19.250 --> 00:28:24.049
Hip Hop Station in Tampa. And because they got

00:28:24.049 --> 00:28:26.289
rid of some of the DJs in other markets that

00:28:26.289 --> 00:28:28.650
were doing on -air shifts in Tampa, they still

00:28:28.650 --> 00:28:31.769
have Brian G who works on the legendary Johnny's

00:28:31.769 --> 00:28:33.470
House, whatever that show's called, Johnny Magic,

00:28:33.589 --> 00:28:38.069
over in Orlando. But they have these radio executives

00:28:38.069 --> 00:28:42.089
that are like, every talk break on iHeartRadio

00:28:42.089 --> 00:28:45.529
that's not a music morning show, like a, I don't

00:28:45.529 --> 00:28:49.190
know, Woody show, or Breakfast Club, or Rover,

00:28:49.450 --> 00:28:52.190
or Bobby Bones, or Elvis Duran, one of those.

00:28:52.950 --> 00:28:58.569
I mean, I excluded the Joe show. Well, they have

00:28:58.569 --> 00:29:00.789
all the five -second DJs, as I like to call them,

00:29:00.829 --> 00:29:05.009
talking for a minute about how great the iHeartRadio

00:29:05.009 --> 00:29:09.170
app is. and they have no enthusiasm and nothing.

00:29:09.269 --> 00:29:10.849
And it's like, you're like listening at the red

00:29:10.849 --> 00:29:13.630
light and they talk about like PPM and people's

00:29:13.630 --> 00:29:16.910
attention span and that like they need to make

00:29:16.910 --> 00:29:20.549
the morning shows talks shorter because people

00:29:20.549 --> 00:29:22.289
don't have the attention span. But then it's

00:29:22.289 --> 00:29:24.670
like a minute and a half of, well, the iHeartRadio

00:29:24.670 --> 00:29:26.890
app is great because I got the talkback feature.

00:29:28.240 --> 00:29:30.220
And then we have this feature right here. And

00:29:30.220 --> 00:29:32.900
then we have a concert going down. And then we

00:29:32.900 --> 00:29:35.099
lay everybody off and then wonder why no one

00:29:35.099 --> 00:29:41.079
listens. I mean... Jesus Christ! But you know

00:29:41.079 --> 00:29:43.339
what's even worse? It's like when you're listening

00:29:43.339 --> 00:29:45.900
to a podcast. Usually it's the ones that are

00:29:45.900 --> 00:29:48.559
done by people that are a little more lackadaisical.

00:29:48.779 --> 00:29:50.980
And what I mean by it is you're listening to

00:29:50.980 --> 00:29:55.349
like an... Let's say... A podcast of like a morning

00:29:55.349 --> 00:29:58.569
radio show in LA. And when you're editing a podcast,

00:29:58.769 --> 00:30:00.769
because I've done this with MJ, you have to put

00:30:00.769 --> 00:30:03.730
in commercial breaks. So there's a little sweeper

00:30:03.730 --> 00:30:05.950
MJ has where it's like, this is the MJ morning

00:30:05.950 --> 00:30:10.190
show. And then the music goes. Then it's like,

00:30:10.230 --> 00:30:12.309
welcome back to the MJ morning show. And then

00:30:12.309 --> 00:30:14.049
when you're uploading it right where that is

00:30:14.049 --> 00:30:15.910
in the audio, it's like a little line because

00:30:15.910 --> 00:30:18.559
like the audio files are like little waves. that's

00:30:18.559 --> 00:30:20.839
why they're called waves and you put like a little

00:30:20.839 --> 00:30:23.420
dash in it on the software and that's where you

00:30:23.420 --> 00:30:25.920
put your like two minutes of commercials i'm

00:30:25.920 --> 00:30:28.779
convinced these overworked producers will be

00:30:28.779 --> 00:30:33.079
doing uh um editing the podcast because they

00:30:33.079 --> 00:30:35.119
have to put up like nine if they work for odyssey

00:30:35.119 --> 00:30:37.759
that all of a sudden you'll be talking and what

00:30:37.759 --> 00:30:41.619
you're celebrating the new year gran cuba you're

00:30:41.619 --> 00:30:44.680
still celebrating oh with incredible deals at

00:30:44.680 --> 00:30:47.839
every new 06 and 07 Mitsubishi, including the

00:30:47.839 --> 00:30:50.819
all -new 07 Outlander. That's outselling, outpricing,

00:30:50.839 --> 00:30:52.900
outseating, out -everything the competition.

00:30:53.359 --> 00:30:57.359
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buyers. That is something to toot your horn about.

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Max Madsen, you might be mad in bed, but you're

00:31:06.259 --> 00:31:09.900
not crazy. He's mad, he's bad, but you'll be

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join them to thrift. And then in the middle of

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the conversation, it's like you go back to it.

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So if you skip forward and you skip too many

00:31:34.000 --> 00:31:36.160
15 seconds, then you miss what they're saying.

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And it drives you absolutely nuts as a podcast

00:31:38.880 --> 00:31:40.880
listener. But it's like you're listening to something

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and all of a sudden you're getting rudely interrupted.

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You know what I mean? Like you're talking and

00:31:45.819 --> 00:31:48.099
you get interrupted. And it drives you nuts.

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You just want to hear Craig Carden do a sports

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talk, and then all of a sudden, you're just talking.

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Prices and participation may vary. I'm what you

00:32:24.160 --> 00:32:26.839
call a night owl. I hit a club at 10 with my

00:32:26.839 --> 00:32:31.660
roommate John. I see Camille. We go to another

00:32:31.660 --> 00:32:36.440
club. Where Camille and I ditch John. Then head

00:32:36.440 --> 00:32:39.680
to McDonald's. Because McDonald's is open until

00:32:39.680 --> 00:32:41.640
midnight or later. Which keeps me going long

00:32:41.640 --> 00:32:45.000
enough to say goodnight to Camille. And hello

00:32:45.000 --> 00:32:51.630
to Gloria. McDonald's. Open till midnight or

00:32:51.630 --> 00:32:54.650
later at participating McDonald's. And the best

00:32:54.650 --> 00:32:56.910
part is five minutes later, they're in the middle

00:32:56.910 --> 00:32:58.390
of talking about the Knicks and then all of a

00:32:58.390 --> 00:33:00.529
sudden, you know what I mean? If you've ever

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wanted to design your own ring, there's only

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one place to go. That's Jared. At Jared, the

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at Jared. It can only be Jared. Find a Jared

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store or shop anytime at Jared .com. I know that

00:33:30.650 --> 00:33:32.289
was annoying, but that's how it sounds when you

00:33:32.289 --> 00:33:34.109
listen to podcasts that are produced by like

00:33:34.109 --> 00:33:36.609
iHeart or Odyssey. And I also feel like playing

00:33:36.609 --> 00:33:40.170
some of my favorite radio jingles. What are you

00:33:40.170 --> 00:33:44.470
doing? I know we're all underpaid in radio. It's

00:33:44.470 --> 00:33:47.940
one of the big time we're Gen Xers. But have

00:33:47.940 --> 00:33:50.759
a little credibility. Those are my favorite radio

00:33:50.759 --> 00:33:55.779
commercials. Because I'm a radio nerd. Can you

00:33:55.779 --> 00:34:09.300
guess the sound right here? That's annoying.

00:34:09.619 --> 00:34:14.139
Do you know what that is? That is something that

00:34:14.139 --> 00:34:19.010
is known as the Vuvuzelas. I have not been watching

00:34:19.010 --> 00:34:23.389
a second of this at World Cup. Mm -hmm. I'm not

00:34:23.389 --> 00:34:25.929
really into sports where there's not a definite

00:34:25.929 --> 00:34:33.750
winner. Oh, 1 -0, 1 -1, 0 -0. Horrific day. No,

00:34:33.789 --> 00:34:37.449
thank you. But I will tell you, whenever I hear

00:34:37.449 --> 00:34:41.130
this, I think of 2010, of watching Landon Dunn,

00:34:41.150 --> 00:34:44.070
and then with my grandpa. The last four months,

00:34:44.070 --> 00:34:53.130
he was alive. Today's probably going to be a

00:34:53.130 --> 00:34:55.530
shorter shot. There's not as much to talk about.

00:34:56.909 --> 00:34:59.829
But last night, it felt very much like I was

00:34:59.829 --> 00:35:05.579
in 1996. Why? You know when you watch like one

00:35:05.579 --> 00:35:09.239
or two videos on YouTube and your whole algorithm

00:35:09.239 --> 00:35:12.960
shit? My algorithm, ladies and gentlemen, boys

00:35:12.960 --> 00:35:17.500
and girls, was this thing that happened that

00:35:17.500 --> 00:35:20.340
was known as I was watching Michael Jordan videos,

00:35:20.519 --> 00:35:24.159
blowing up, doing this thing, and then all of

00:35:24.159 --> 00:35:27.809
a sudden... I'm getting requests on YouTube to

00:35:27.809 --> 00:35:32.429
watch full games with, I don't know, Michael

00:35:32.429 --> 00:35:35.610
Jordan versus the Suns, Michael Jordan versus

00:35:35.610 --> 00:35:39.429
the Lakers. And I put them on. It's almost like

00:35:39.429 --> 00:35:41.309
AMSR, because you know they're going to win.

00:35:41.610 --> 00:35:45.289
And then I listened to yesterday's Howard Stern

00:35:45.289 --> 00:35:51.050
show, and I'm like, I'm literally living in a

00:35:51.050 --> 00:35:58.400
1997. Oh yeah, let me press this button, alright!

00:35:59.139 --> 00:36:06.219
Oh yeah, I know that was a loaded bastard, but

00:36:06.219 --> 00:36:10.579
how could I not? So much good content! And I

00:36:10.579 --> 00:36:12.739
had a Cuban coffee, so I'm ready to go, man.

00:36:13.369 --> 00:36:17.090
Mm -hmm. All that's I got right now. Because

00:36:17.090 --> 00:36:19.449
this show is going to be so wild. It's going

00:36:19.449 --> 00:36:21.909
to be so legendary. You're going to be talking

00:36:21.909 --> 00:36:24.150
to your friends in the near future, being like,

00:36:24.230 --> 00:36:27.530
man, that was some good stuff. Woo -hoo. All

00:36:27.530 --> 00:36:30.889
right. Without further ado, without postponing

00:36:30.889 --> 00:36:34.889
it, let's get into it right now. And now, back

00:36:34.889 --> 00:36:38.329
to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's

00:36:38.329 --> 00:36:43.949
Pop. Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs. Your morning

00:36:43.949 --> 00:36:49.090
show prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive.

00:36:49.710 --> 00:36:53.269
Those are his good qualities. A sick person with

00:36:53.269 --> 00:36:56.829
a powerful tool. On three. You ready? One, two,

00:36:56.949 --> 00:37:23.420
three, go. door is closing hi this is ryan hoppy's

00:37:23.420 --> 00:37:25.860
mom and you're listening to hoppy hour welcome

00:37:25.860 --> 00:37:35.539
back to hoppy hour with ryan hoppy yes now no

00:37:35.539 --> 00:37:37.940
no no no if i hit this button boom the whole

00:37:37.940 --> 00:37:57.639
program's gonna start okay all right The semen

00:37:57.639 --> 00:38:00.940
was so big. And now, something completely different.

00:38:01.179 --> 00:38:08.360
Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.

00:38:08.679 --> 00:38:50.070
This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Oh yeah, what

00:38:50.070 --> 00:38:55.789
up? How are you? This is Hoppy Hour. I am your

00:38:55.789 --> 00:38:58.110
host, Ryan Hoppy, hanging out with you. That

00:38:58.110 --> 00:39:02.360
was a very loaded up best of, but... Had a lot

00:39:02.360 --> 00:39:04.119
of content. I was literally working yesterday

00:39:04.119 --> 00:39:07.139
until 8 p .m. And then my day was over. And so

00:39:07.139 --> 00:39:09.420
today's show is going to be, I don't know about

00:39:09.420 --> 00:39:12.440
short or probably not. I'm just talking myself

00:39:12.440 --> 00:39:16.920
out of it. It'll probably be a long one. But

00:39:16.920 --> 00:39:22.639
you can call the show. 856 -49 -HOPPING. It's

00:39:22.639 --> 00:39:31.460
856 -494 -6773. 6 -7! You tweeted me. At Ryan.

00:39:31.579 --> 00:39:37.320
Riot Hobby Radio. Riot Hobby Radio. Gmail .com.

00:39:38.099 --> 00:39:41.500
Oh, yeah. Let me turn this off. I got some killing

00:39:41.500 --> 00:39:49.139
coffee next to me. Oh, yeah. You know what that

00:39:49.139 --> 00:39:55.960
means? That means that I got a sip on it. Even

00:39:55.960 --> 00:39:58.719
though I'm using a Yeti cup in the studio because

00:39:58.719 --> 00:40:02.949
I don't want to get in trouble. There are signs

00:40:02.949 --> 00:40:06.389
around the building that say no Yeti or yes Yeti

00:40:06.389 --> 00:40:08.989
cups. No open containers. So I'm careful, okay?

00:40:09.750 --> 00:40:11.829
I don't need someone throwing me under the bus.

00:40:12.570 --> 00:40:17.349
I go by the rules for the most part. All right.

00:40:18.469 --> 00:40:20.849
If you got your drink next to you, maybe you're

00:40:20.849 --> 00:40:24.010
driving around with a coffee or an open container

00:40:24.010 --> 00:40:26.010
or whatever you're doing or sitting at a barbecue

00:40:26.010 --> 00:40:29.369
listening to this with your buddies. All right.

00:40:29.929 --> 00:40:38.610
Grab your drink and let's sip it together. I'm

00:40:38.610 --> 00:40:44.170
like Hopman Jack. Oh, yeah. Wolfman Jack. Oh,

00:40:44.289 --> 00:40:53.550
yeah. I'm feeling it, baby. Oh, yeah. Mm -hmm.

00:40:55.030 --> 00:40:57.909
All right, what do we got here? You know what?

00:40:58.010 --> 00:41:01.329
I'm absolutely sick of this. And this goes at

00:41:01.329 --> 00:41:06.550
Converse, goes at Target. Wherever you experience

00:41:06.550 --> 00:41:10.550
a customer, a service, I'm sick and tired of

00:41:10.550 --> 00:41:18.230
sharing. Everybody, go. Oh, my God. I'm in such

00:41:18.230 --> 00:41:21.909
a bad mood. So I'm going to take it out on a

00:41:21.909 --> 00:41:25.769
customer that's using this hard. Earn money.

00:41:26.570 --> 00:41:29.690
You know what? I have a bad mood every single

00:41:29.690 --> 00:41:31.869
day of my existence on this planet. Because I'm

00:41:31.869 --> 00:41:35.769
bipolar, damn it! And I try to treat people with

00:41:35.769 --> 00:41:39.489
the utmost respect. Yeah, I'm going to be kind

00:41:39.489 --> 00:41:44.769
of moody. Yeah, I'm going to be kind of... I

00:41:44.769 --> 00:41:49.130
try to be nice to people. So when people make

00:41:49.130 --> 00:41:54.469
excuses... Stop it! Absolutely stop it! It's

00:41:54.469 --> 00:41:58.760
annoying! Oh, I'm having problems in my relationship.

00:41:59.019 --> 00:42:01.780
Me too. Took me 20 minutes to watch porn last

00:42:01.780 --> 00:42:10.280
night. That's my relationship. Stop it. Yeah,

00:42:10.420 --> 00:42:12.820
you know, it's been like a month since I got

00:42:12.820 --> 00:42:15.980
away and I'm starting to get the, not the itch

00:42:15.980 --> 00:42:18.840
like HP or something. Starting to get the itch

00:42:18.840 --> 00:42:21.579
where you want to get away. But the problem,

00:42:21.699 --> 00:42:28.489
it makes you sound so annoying. Here's the fact.

00:42:29.510 --> 00:42:32.309
Is that for women? They can watch porn for seven

00:42:32.309 --> 00:42:34.949
years and be like, I don't need to get plowed.

00:42:35.809 --> 00:42:38.949
For us men, especially since I've met so many

00:42:38.949 --> 00:42:41.670
of the porn stars working in radio, never got

00:42:41.670 --> 00:42:43.610
to hug up with one of them, but I've met them.

00:42:43.969 --> 00:42:46.010
And I've met so many of them and they're all

00:42:46.010 --> 00:42:50.909
troubled souls. When I see like a video of Indica

00:42:50.909 --> 00:42:54.630
Flower, who's my favorite porn star? Oh, yeah.

00:42:55.409 --> 00:42:57.369
Probably because she's bisexual and I attract

00:42:57.369 --> 00:43:01.750
a bisexual woman. The thing, ladies and gentlemen,

00:43:01.809 --> 00:43:04.630
boys and girls, is you realize you're watching

00:43:04.630 --> 00:43:08.650
acting. You realize it's not real life. You realize

00:43:08.650 --> 00:43:11.150
they don't want to be there. You realize it's

00:43:11.150 --> 00:43:14.889
just for money. And it takes the fun out of it.

00:43:15.110 --> 00:43:18.150
You're literally watching actors bang. So when

00:43:18.150 --> 00:43:19.730
a woman, especially if you're in a relationship,

00:43:19.929 --> 00:43:21.570
a woman's like, I just got much porn. It's not

00:43:21.570 --> 00:43:26.769
that great. It is not. You know what I have in

00:43:26.769 --> 00:43:31.170
a giant, is it's been raining a lot during the

00:43:31.170 --> 00:43:33.710
day here in St. Petersburg, Florida. Now this

00:43:33.710 --> 00:43:37.190
is a worldwide show. Mr. Worldwide. 70 downloads.

00:43:38.650 --> 00:43:44.730
But what's nice about it raining out is that

00:43:44.730 --> 00:43:47.489
we have this thing. That is unknown as it cools

00:43:47.489 --> 00:43:51.030
down, bro. Oh, it does. I don't know why I'm

00:43:51.030 --> 00:43:52.909
doing it, but I'm doing it because I'm coughing

00:43:52.909 --> 00:43:56.690
up. Where if it rains like from 2 to 3 in the

00:43:56.690 --> 00:44:02.610
afternoon at 7 or 8 p .m., it's very like mellow

00:44:02.610 --> 00:44:04.650
out. Probably like what the weather's like in

00:44:04.650 --> 00:44:07.829
San Diego. But if it doesn't rain all day and

00:44:07.829 --> 00:44:10.710
it gets a little dry, which it's never good if

00:44:10.710 --> 00:44:14.110
it's dry. You never want it to be dry. Yeah,

00:44:14.130 --> 00:44:21.599
it's not as fun. I gave up on an idea, but I

00:44:21.599 --> 00:44:27.239
think men would mess it up. I would. There needs

00:44:27.239 --> 00:44:30.239
to be, you know how, now when I say this, let

00:44:30.239 --> 00:44:33.079
me preface it by saying I've never actually been

00:44:33.079 --> 00:44:36.260
on it, but I have a few friends that are gay.

00:44:36.420 --> 00:44:39.159
I have a few friends that go down and other guys.

00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:46.300
But I'm telling you, ladies and gentlemen, boys

00:44:46.300 --> 00:44:48.320
and girls, the other day I asked my friend, he

00:44:48.320 --> 00:44:51.380
showed me what grinders like. And when he had

00:44:51.380 --> 00:44:54.280
it open, I saw a nice big penis. Oh, it's just

00:44:54.280 --> 00:44:56.239
what I want to see at 11, 15 in the morning.

00:44:57.699 --> 00:45:00.340
And the thing about it, ladies and gentlemen,

00:45:00.400 --> 00:45:02.019
boys and girls, is they have a distance thing.

00:45:02.079 --> 00:45:04.099
It's like you are, I don't know if it's yards

00:45:04.099 --> 00:45:06.440
or feet, but it's like, let's say yards. So you

00:45:06.440 --> 00:45:09.539
are 8 ,000 yards from this person or feet. I

00:45:09.539 --> 00:45:12.530
forget which one it is. And you can like know

00:45:12.530 --> 00:45:15.170
if there's another horny ass dude in the building

00:45:15.170 --> 00:45:20.510
that wants to get plowed at Lonely Bottom. And

00:45:20.510 --> 00:45:23.610
I thought, if heteros were to have that, you

00:45:23.610 --> 00:45:26.369
know what would happen? That would be stalking

00:45:26.369 --> 00:45:31.110
of women. The douchebags out there make it bad

00:45:31.110 --> 00:45:34.130
for all of us. Wouldn't you like it if you had

00:45:34.130 --> 00:45:36.469
your office job and there's a woman on the third

00:45:36.469 --> 00:45:39.590
floor that just wants to get plowed? Oh, that'd

00:45:39.590 --> 00:45:44.489
be great. But it ain't gonna happen. You know

00:45:44.489 --> 00:45:47.750
what? It's like my new jackpot. Since I'm not

00:45:47.750 --> 00:45:50.849
getting married. Because I'm in my friend zone

00:45:50.849 --> 00:45:52.670
era. I'll get to something about Twitter in a

00:45:52.670 --> 00:45:54.949
second. But I'm in my friend zone era. And I'm

00:45:54.949 --> 00:45:58.010
cool with it, damn it. I have about four or five

00:45:58.010 --> 00:46:02.170
girls. And I'm friends with. Now, am I attracted

00:46:02.170 --> 00:46:04.789
to all of them? Yeah, I would plow all of them.

00:46:04.829 --> 00:46:07.409
At the same time, have a six of them. No, but

00:46:07.409 --> 00:46:11.829
seriously. It's been very enlightening. that

00:46:11.829 --> 00:46:14.409
have friends that are girls that you're not banging

00:46:14.409 --> 00:46:18.309
cause I saw this clip here of this dirty rowdy

00:46:18.309 --> 00:46:23.809
moron this side chick known as Joy Taylor saying

00:46:23.809 --> 00:46:26.690
how do you feel about men having female friends

00:46:26.690 --> 00:46:31.090
let's see what this moron I'm saying god I didn't

00:46:31.090 --> 00:46:33.809
know she's stupid she got on TV cause of her

00:46:33.809 --> 00:46:39.320
boobs haha I've been with men who have a female

00:46:39.320 --> 00:46:41.559
friend. I can't even play because they got music

00:46:41.559 --> 00:46:43.360
in the background. Why does that dirty rotten

00:46:43.360 --> 00:46:45.880
broad get to have usher in the background? But

00:46:45.880 --> 00:46:49.219
I can barely play anything. Well, you know what?

00:46:49.360 --> 00:46:53.039
You're a psych jack. You probably have more money

00:46:53.039 --> 00:46:54.320
than me on the budget so you can play music.

00:46:54.519 --> 00:46:58.340
I can't. I'll get struck by the copyright gods

00:46:58.340 --> 00:47:01.699
if I do that. You think I'm kidding? I get struck.

00:47:02.780 --> 00:47:06.219
If I play music that has copyright on it, oh

00:47:06.219 --> 00:47:12.699
yeah. It's the copyright gods scamming me on

00:47:12.699 --> 00:47:21.760
it. Without lube. But even though I met my friends

00:47:21.760 --> 00:47:24.280
on there, you know where I'm getting my dopamine

00:47:24.280 --> 00:47:26.699
is refreshing Twitter every night, because they

00:47:26.699 --> 00:47:28.380
got the For You page, and that's where I find

00:47:28.380 --> 00:47:31.510
all these ridiculous clips. It's from the For

00:47:31.510 --> 00:47:36.469
You page. And my algorithm's NBA -ing streamers

00:47:36.469 --> 00:47:40.829
like Clavicular and Neon and then porn stars

00:47:40.829 --> 00:47:46.130
and dating videos. I don't know what that says

00:47:46.130 --> 00:47:51.730
about me, but it says something. I'm very infuriated

00:47:51.730 --> 00:47:55.309
that this whole area in Tampa Bay, because you

00:47:55.309 --> 00:47:57.530
might be listening worldwide, There was this

00:47:57.530 --> 00:48:00.050
loser. Well, he's a successful loser. You can

00:48:00.050 --> 00:48:03.849
be a loser and still be successful. Named Jeffrey

00:48:03.849 --> 00:48:06.269
Knight. And he even spells it stupid. He has

00:48:06.269 --> 00:48:09.789
no E between the R and Y. Jeffrey Knight. Who

00:48:09.789 --> 00:48:12.690
was in charge of a Clearwater Ferry and he had

00:48:12.690 --> 00:48:15.130
another Clearwater Ferry and took a Hispanic

00:48:15.130 --> 00:48:19.190
man's life. And he totally was sober because

00:48:19.190 --> 00:48:23.210
he blew 0 -0 on the FWC test. He wasn't on anything.

00:48:26.119 --> 00:48:29.559
And his case got pushed back to January 2027.

00:48:29.860 --> 00:48:32.199
But he's got that just for men formerly using

00:48:32.199 --> 00:48:36.940
scumbag of a lawyer named Kevin Haislip. Anyone

00:48:36.940 --> 00:48:39.239
that associates with Bob and I Love Sponge is

00:48:39.239 --> 00:48:42.820
a dark. Well, ladies and gentlemen, boys and

00:48:42.820 --> 00:48:46.039
girls. It just feels like this area is going

00:48:46.039 --> 00:48:48.539
to let him get away with it. And it's fine. Whatever.

00:48:49.320 --> 00:48:56.239
God drives me nuts. On a serious note. And I'll

00:48:56.239 --> 00:48:58.679
let me see, including the best of. The past 48

00:48:58.679 --> 00:49:02.539
minutes has been me talking smack. But let me

00:49:02.539 --> 00:49:05.019
have a human moment for a second. I want to say

00:49:05.019 --> 00:49:09.360
rest in peace to a man known as John Larson.

00:49:11.719 --> 00:49:15.079
Now, John Larson was the PD, the best PD ever,

00:49:15.179 --> 00:49:22.599
of 107 .3 The Eagle. In Tampa Bay. Once John

00:49:22.599 --> 00:49:25.530
Brennan took over. All he did was copy and paste

00:49:25.530 --> 00:49:28.750
the music from the Classic Rock Station in Houston.

00:49:28.969 --> 00:49:32.550
Probably shouldn't have told me that, bud. Probably

00:49:32.550 --> 00:49:34.030
shouldn't have taken me off the air with your

00:49:34.030 --> 00:49:37.369
diminishing ratings. Diminishing. I said the

00:49:37.369 --> 00:49:40.110
wrong word. Here's the thing, ladies and gentlemen

00:49:40.110 --> 00:49:42.849
and boys and girls. There's a lot of guys on

00:49:42.849 --> 00:49:45.489
the radio that are absolute dorks. A lot of these

00:49:45.489 --> 00:49:48.110
bosses that don't talk to the underlings. But

00:49:48.110 --> 00:49:50.389
then there was a man known as John Larson. And

00:49:50.389 --> 00:49:52.369
John Larson recently passed away at the age of

00:49:52.369 --> 00:49:55.800
70. And his office was right next to the couch

00:49:55.800 --> 00:49:57.920
that I used to hang out at with all the porn

00:49:57.920 --> 00:50:00.500
stars that would go on the Married Man's Morning

00:50:00.500 --> 00:50:02.139
Show, known as the Mike Calata Show. Oh, I'm

00:50:02.139 --> 00:50:05.780
sure his wife loved it. Well, ladies and gentlemen,

00:50:05.780 --> 00:50:10.079
boys and girls, here's the thing. He passed away,

00:50:10.219 --> 00:50:13.940
and every time, especially early on, going on

00:50:13.940 --> 00:50:17.380
Calata Show, I was like, real nice. And he would

00:50:17.380 --> 00:50:19.880
always, not really talk me off the ledge, but

00:50:19.880 --> 00:50:22.920
he was always a good guy. And it makes me very

00:50:22.920 --> 00:50:26.579
sad that he's no longer on this planet. Tells

00:50:26.579 --> 00:50:29.599
you how short life is. And he was young. To me,

00:50:29.599 --> 00:50:33.579
70s young. So John, I almost said legend for

00:50:33.579 --> 00:50:35.760
some reason. John Larson, because it began with

00:50:35.760 --> 00:50:39.619
L. You are the man. I have this, you know when

00:50:39.619 --> 00:50:41.639
you have like a specific random conversation

00:50:41.639 --> 00:50:44.900
with a person as a memory? Mine with John Larson

00:50:44.900 --> 00:50:49.579
was probably like the 2018 or 19 Cox Media Christmas

00:50:49.579 --> 00:50:51.840
parties. Oh, those Christmas parties were lit.

00:50:54.880 --> 00:50:59.619
Open bar, yeah. People banging each other. Not

00:50:59.619 --> 00:51:03.059
at the bar, but afterwards. I was talking to

00:51:03.059 --> 00:51:04.639
John Larson. I was like, I like listening to

00:51:04.639 --> 00:51:07.880
107 .3 The Eagle. And he's like, thank you. And

00:51:07.880 --> 00:51:09.400
I was like, the other day I was listening and

00:51:09.400 --> 00:51:12.099
the whole, I think I made a joke, like the whole

00:51:12.099 --> 00:51:15.159
ride across the Howard Franklin was the song

00:51:15.159 --> 00:51:17.179
Money by Pink Floyd because it's like six minutes

00:51:17.179 --> 00:51:20.019
long. And he's like, yeah, but you know, we can't

00:51:20.019 --> 00:51:22.460
play the uncensored version. And then he like

00:51:22.460 --> 00:51:24.480
kind of like in his John Larson voice saying

00:51:24.480 --> 00:51:26.980
the part where it's like bullshit. Like you're

00:51:26.980 --> 00:51:30.840
the man, John Larson. You should definitely be

00:51:30.840 --> 00:51:34.289
in the radio hall of fame. All right, rest in

00:51:34.289 --> 00:51:36.329
peace, boy. Let's see what's going on over here

00:51:36.329 --> 00:51:39.309
on Twitter and Instagram with these clips that

00:51:39.309 --> 00:51:48.650
I find online. All right. Eight, five, six. Chloe

00:51:48.650 --> 00:51:51.650
Bailey says that she's toxic. I sure you are.

00:51:51.989 --> 00:51:55.489
There's a song about catching someone cheating.

00:51:55.869 --> 00:52:02.380
How did you find out? Why did I not cackle right

00:52:02.380 --> 00:52:05.320
there? You just know she's not fun in bed. Did

00:52:05.320 --> 00:52:11.340
you find out? Let me tell you. So this has been

00:52:11.340 --> 00:52:13.280
a while ago because I've been like on my own

00:52:13.280 --> 00:52:17.739
for a minute. Through DMs, they'll DM my godmom.

00:52:18.119 --> 00:52:21.760
Even sometimes the girls, the girls are. I don't

00:52:21.760 --> 00:52:24.079
need to hear it. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:52:25.550 --> 00:52:28.130
This headline's weird. It involves a Florida

00:52:28.130 --> 00:52:32.329
man. They're not real good. The only reason Florida

00:52:32.329 --> 00:52:35.409
men get such a bad rap is the fact that our records

00:52:35.409 --> 00:52:40.309
are very public. California sucks as well. They're

00:52:40.309 --> 00:52:42.570
just able to hide it. Florida man gets a DUI

00:52:42.570 --> 00:52:44.730
while trying to tow his crash truck out of a

00:52:44.730 --> 00:52:49.469
ditch. This one's the first NASA County Sheriff's

00:52:49.469 --> 00:52:53.969
Office said in a Facebook post after they responded

00:52:53.969 --> 00:52:56.829
to the scene. According to a witness, a man crashed

00:52:56.829 --> 00:52:59.150
his truck into a ditch and then fled the scene.

00:52:59.949 --> 00:53:04.090
Loser! What officers didn't know as they rolled

00:53:04.090 --> 00:53:06.389
up to the unoccupied truck was that he was coming

00:53:06.389 --> 00:53:11.489
back with a tractor. He thought he was going

00:53:11.489 --> 00:53:15.099
to get away with it. This is sad news. Counselor

00:53:15.099 --> 00:53:17.440
Nara Smith says her daughter, Whimsy Lou, who

00:53:17.440 --> 00:53:19.719
was just a toddler, is currently battling cancer.

00:53:20.159 --> 00:53:22.360
There's something going on. All these toddlers

00:53:22.360 --> 00:53:24.800
have cancer. This is sad news, but radio friend

00:53:24.800 --> 00:53:28.659
Ashley. No, not my stupid ex. Radio friend Ashley

00:53:28.659 --> 00:53:34.639
from the 93X Half -Assed Morning Show. Her one

00:53:34.639 --> 00:53:37.239
-year -old toddler has cancer. So there's something

00:53:37.239 --> 00:53:40.380
going on in the universe. There's no easy way

00:53:40.380 --> 00:53:44.639
to say this or to talk about any of this. but

00:53:44.639 --> 00:53:48.000
late last year our daughter whimsy got diagnosed

00:53:48.000 --> 00:53:51.400
with cancer nara shared the unfortunate diagnosis

00:53:51.400 --> 00:53:53.639
in an emotional video on social media saying

00:53:53.639 --> 00:53:56.219
her and her husband lucky blue smith rushed their

00:53:56.219 --> 00:53:58.460
two -year -old daughter to not so lucky the emergency

00:53:58.460 --> 00:54:01.340
room after noticing something concerning ah well

00:54:01.340 --> 00:54:05.320
i hope it all works out it's so sad that trump

00:54:05.320 --> 00:54:10.079
gets to live forever and ever what do we have

00:54:10.079 --> 00:54:13.980
here Modern women from TikTok diss men. And then

00:54:13.980 --> 00:54:15.760
they wonder why they're single and past their

00:54:15.760 --> 00:54:18.659
prime and dirty riding hags. I matched with this

00:54:18.659 --> 00:54:20.519
guy on Hinge and he's cute, he's normal, he's

00:54:20.519 --> 00:54:22.760
fun. Hinge is a lot of work. It's almost like

00:54:22.760 --> 00:54:25.360
the MySpace of dating. You gotta design your

00:54:25.360 --> 00:54:29.000
profile. I like the guy already and I haven't

00:54:29.000 --> 00:54:31.599
even met him. He asks me out on a cute little

00:54:31.599 --> 00:54:34.380
dinner date. He picks me up. We go to the restaurant.

00:54:34.440 --> 00:54:38.119
We sit down. And before we even order any appetizers.

00:54:38.260 --> 00:54:41.239
Of course, the women have to get their appetizers.

00:54:43.800 --> 00:54:45.940
We're already paying off for the dinner. Let's

00:54:45.940 --> 00:54:49.320
make us suffer more, honey. The waitress barely

00:54:49.320 --> 00:54:51.800
says hello. And this man digs in his pocket.

00:54:51.960 --> 00:54:54.260
And he pulls out a piece of paper. It was a coupon.

00:54:54.559 --> 00:54:59.659
Oh, I mean, it is economy. That's fine. I've

00:54:59.659 --> 00:55:01.780
done that before. I still got a bunch of them.

00:55:02.179 --> 00:55:04.659
And listen, I'm not going to knock coupons, okay?

00:55:04.800 --> 00:55:07.380
Show your ass. You are knocking coupons, you

00:55:07.380 --> 00:55:11.420
dirty, rotten broad. You're doing a thing where

00:55:11.420 --> 00:55:13.940
you're claiming you're not knocking it, but you're

00:55:13.940 --> 00:55:16.800
knocking it. Just knock the boots and shut up.

00:55:17.000 --> 00:55:18.940
You're going to hear why I have a problem with

00:55:18.940 --> 00:55:20.659
it in a minute. This is to the waitress, and

00:55:20.659 --> 00:55:22.059
he's like, I want to make sure that this gets

00:55:22.059 --> 00:55:24.079
applied before anything. She's like, okay, yeah,

00:55:24.099 --> 00:55:27.170
buddy, got you. Bye, buddy. I don't like when

00:55:27.170 --> 00:55:29.309
women say buddy. It makes my dick go on top of

00:55:29.309 --> 00:55:32.730
my body. Order, everything's great. I've got

00:55:32.730 --> 00:55:35.909
no problem with coupon usage. That's fine. I

00:55:35.909 --> 00:55:37.550
mean, I am going to like make fun of him slightly

00:55:37.550 --> 00:55:40.010
because... You're a dirty rotten hag. No wonder

00:55:40.010 --> 00:55:42.230
you're doing videos by yourself. You're a high

00:55:42.230 --> 00:55:46.429
maintenance moron. Shut up. A printed out coupon

00:55:46.429 --> 00:55:49.710
like we're in 2026. Like, just show your phone.

00:55:50.250 --> 00:55:52.289
It wasn't that that was a problem. It was that

00:55:52.289 --> 00:55:54.190
for the entire rest of the day, all he could

00:55:54.190 --> 00:55:56.989
talk about is how much money he saved. Sounds

00:55:56.989 --> 00:56:00.369
like he saved time by not having a second date

00:56:00.369 --> 00:56:06.070
with you. You're stupid. Here are three things

00:56:06.070 --> 00:56:10.090
that women notice in a guy. Top three features

00:56:10.090 --> 00:56:11.590
that guys have that girls notice immediately.

00:56:11.889 --> 00:56:13.630
Like if you have any of these, you're not going

00:56:13.630 --> 00:56:15.809
to have to do any of the work. Unfortunately.

00:56:16.570 --> 00:56:20.869
Muscles, money, a nice house. let's get into

00:56:20.869 --> 00:56:23.929
it number one height hate to say it but oh yeah

00:56:23.929 --> 00:56:28.030
i got that i'm six foot nine with back pain one

00:56:28.030 --> 00:56:29.630
does make the list specifically for me because

00:56:29.630 --> 00:56:31.730
i'm like tall as fuck no i don't think that this

00:56:31.730 --> 00:56:33.710
one should have to go for like the short baddies

00:56:33.710 --> 00:56:35.710
short baddies and short kings should be together

00:56:35.710 --> 00:56:37.150
like i don't know i just feel like that makes

00:56:37.150 --> 00:56:40.250
logical sense yeah there's always these dudes

00:56:40.250 --> 00:56:42.429
that compromise with their little pimped out

00:56:42.429 --> 00:56:46.340
trucks There are like five or four and they're

00:56:46.340 --> 00:56:48.179
always telling me, oh, it's got to be so great

00:56:48.179 --> 00:56:51.440
being tall. Not really. It always pisses me off

00:56:51.440 --> 00:56:52.940
when the short girls go for the super tall guys

00:56:52.940 --> 00:56:54.539
because why do you need a man who's double your

00:56:54.539 --> 00:56:57.039
height? You can't even see him. Anywho. I like

00:56:57.039 --> 00:56:59.039
the itty bitty ones. I can pick them up and put

00:56:59.039 --> 00:57:02.019
them in bed and plow them. Number two, when he

00:57:02.019 --> 00:57:03.880
smells good. I can't even tell you the number

00:57:03.880 --> 00:57:05.420
of times I've done a double take because I've

00:57:05.420 --> 00:57:06.300
walked past - I thought you were going to say

00:57:06.300 --> 00:57:08.599
a double team. Past and just gotten this woof

00:57:08.599 --> 00:57:12.880
of pure glory. Oh, yeah. In fact, that's actually

00:57:12.880 --> 00:57:14.699
how I met my man. And it turns out he gets his

00:57:14.699 --> 00:57:16.920
products from base .com, by the way. Oh, it's

00:57:16.920 --> 00:57:19.079
a little sponsorship. Number three, nice smile.

00:57:19.280 --> 00:57:21.420
Something about a man with a nice smile. I got

00:57:21.420 --> 00:57:25.500
a nice smile. Although my sex face looks like

00:57:25.500 --> 00:57:33.460
- I look Asian. It ain't great. Here's a woman

00:57:33.460 --> 00:57:40.699
from Iowa trying to get out of a DUI. Her last

00:57:40.699 --> 00:57:43.800
name, her name is Brittany Yoakum. I'm asking

00:57:43.800 --> 00:57:47.139
you guys to believe in God. Give me some grace.

00:57:47.440 --> 00:57:49.760
Oh, yeah, because you're a hot piece of ass.

00:57:50.000 --> 00:57:52.019
Shut up. Please. Miss Vernilla, let me explain

00:57:52.019 --> 00:57:54.539
to you the process, okay? Megan, I'm with the

00:57:54.539 --> 00:57:58.199
cops. Yes. Oh, man, you just blown me away. Hey,

00:57:58.500 --> 00:58:00.760
Morgan's on here. Gosh, friggin' hot. Sit on

00:58:00.760 --> 00:58:05.000
my lap. I'm with the cops. I'll call you back,

00:58:05.079 --> 00:58:07.920
sir. You were coming from work tonight. Work?

00:58:08.179 --> 00:58:12.969
Where? Work? Oh. Ha, ha, ha. Ah! No, I was coming

00:58:12.969 --> 00:58:15.769
from a friend's house. Oh yeah, I got plowed.

00:58:16.269 --> 00:58:18.369
We were having a good time and then all of a

00:58:18.369 --> 00:58:23.820
sudden I had to do more work. You're having a

00:58:23.820 --> 00:58:25.119
hard time staying in your lane. Is everything

00:58:25.119 --> 00:58:28.099
okay tonight? I've had a lot on my mind. I've

00:58:28.099 --> 00:58:36.179
been crying. I'm emotional about a lot. How much

00:58:36.179 --> 00:58:39.639
did you drink tonight? Honestly, not much at

00:58:39.639 --> 00:58:42.900
all. My friends are offering to come get me.

00:58:43.260 --> 00:58:48.889
I'm from out of town. Oh, yeah. Yo, come. I'm

00:58:48.889 --> 00:58:52.230
dealing with so much right now. Me too, honey.

00:58:52.269 --> 00:58:54.769
I don't drive drunk, you moron. Get this thing

00:58:54.769 --> 00:58:58.769
away from the traffic. Don't get around on me.

00:59:00.409 --> 00:59:02.530
There's like four cow cars behind and they're

00:59:02.530 --> 00:59:10.389
all hoping to just air time. I want my friend

00:59:10.389 --> 00:59:13.510
to fix me up. I'm very upset. Her boobs are about

00:59:13.510 --> 00:59:16.530
to come out. I'm very upset right now. It feels

00:59:16.530 --> 00:59:18.230
like the beginning of a porno video. Maybe I

00:59:18.230 --> 00:59:20.920
watched this last night. No, can I just... Park

00:59:20.920 --> 00:59:23.079
my car somewhere and have my friend pick me up.

00:59:23.139 --> 00:59:24.500
Well, that would have been a decision you should

00:59:24.500 --> 00:59:26.500
have made after you left dinner tonight. Yeah,

00:59:26.519 --> 00:59:32.079
you moron! Oh, I'm so pretty! There's nothing

00:59:32.079 --> 00:59:34.179
worse than a pretty girl that has to like...

00:59:34.179 --> 00:59:38.500
Everyone know how pretty she is. Shut up! Or

00:59:38.500 --> 00:59:40.340
wherever you are coming from right now, okay?

00:59:40.780 --> 00:59:43.039
Nurse, can you guys put a call, please? I'm from

00:59:43.039 --> 00:59:45.760
out of town. I'm from Iowa. My brother is dying.

00:59:45.840 --> 00:59:48.690
That's why I drove down here. Please! I don't

00:59:48.690 --> 00:59:50.969
want to drive. Can I have my family member come

00:59:50.969 --> 00:59:53.309
get me? You were driving, so that's kind of the

00:59:53.309 --> 00:59:55.329
problem we're in right now, okay? I know what

00:59:55.329 --> 00:59:57.809
you guys are doing, and you guys are trying to

00:59:57.809 --> 01:00:00.949
get me arrested, which is honestly... Yeah, because

01:00:00.949 --> 01:00:04.489
you're drunk, come on! You messed up with so

01:00:04.489 --> 01:00:08.210
much shit. Of course this was in Hillsborough

01:00:08.210 --> 01:00:11.619
County. Why not in life? And you guys don't even

01:00:11.619 --> 01:00:13.659
care where I'm going. I should have been on a

01:00:13.659 --> 01:00:15.199
dating app. I could have swiped right under her

01:00:15.199 --> 01:00:18.739
and driven her home and plowed her. It's actually

01:00:18.739 --> 01:00:21.900
sad, but I get it's your job, but like seriously.

01:00:22.000 --> 01:00:23.920
She's doing that pretty girl thing where she's

01:00:23.920 --> 01:00:26.320
trying to like, you know, I get it's your job.

01:00:26.340 --> 01:00:29.480
It is what it is. Seriously, like, I am willing

01:00:29.480 --> 01:00:32.219
to pull over. I get it. Why didn't you do it

01:00:32.219 --> 01:00:34.550
before, dummy? You want people to be safe on

01:00:34.550 --> 01:00:36.309
the road. Can I please pull over and you guys

01:00:36.309 --> 01:00:39.030
can sit with me until someone picks me up? Why

01:00:39.030 --> 01:00:41.690
didn't you do that before? Uber's all over Tampa,

01:00:41.710 --> 01:00:45.730
dude. Everyone's underpaid at their jobs. Everyone

01:00:45.730 --> 01:00:48.769
drives Uber around here. I'm asking you guys

01:00:48.769 --> 01:00:51.429
to believe in God. God ain't real, honey. When

01:00:51.429 --> 01:00:54.510
you die, maggots eat your body. Give me some

01:00:54.510 --> 01:00:56.389
grace, please. Miss Vernilla, let me explain

01:00:56.389 --> 01:00:59.329
to you the process. Miss, you'll come. You guys

01:00:59.329 --> 01:01:03.670
want to catch me for a DUI. Are you willing to

01:01:03.670 --> 01:01:06.130
do that? I didn't want to do an investigation,

01:01:06.429 --> 01:01:09.909
though. It's like robbing a bank and being like,

01:01:09.989 --> 01:01:12.170
don't investigate me taking this money. Okay,

01:01:12.230 --> 01:01:14.309
that's your choice. Brittany, you are being placed

01:01:14.309 --> 01:01:19.440
under arrest for DUI, okay? Loser! A very hot

01:01:19.440 --> 01:01:21.619
loser. It's pretty clear you've been drinking.

01:01:21.679 --> 01:01:24.019
We're having a problem driving. So now we're

01:01:24.019 --> 01:01:27.199
kind of at an impasse. And you probably shouldn't

01:01:27.199 --> 01:01:29.780
have been driving tonight. He said that I'll

01:01:29.780 --> 01:01:31.679
be able to get numbers out. Yeah, we'll grab

01:01:31.679 --> 01:01:33.519
your phone, your wallet, your keys, all your

01:01:33.519 --> 01:01:34.800
important stuff and take it away. Because I don't

01:01:34.800 --> 01:01:37.480
know how to do phone calls. Because you're stupid!

01:01:38.599 --> 01:01:41.019
I don't know how to do a phone call. Yeah, you're

01:01:41.019 --> 01:01:43.360
dumb. I don't know people's numbers by heart.

01:01:43.559 --> 01:01:46.829
I am. Good luck in life, honey. Go back to Iowa.

01:01:47.090 --> 01:01:49.269
We don't need all these visitors in Florida ruining

01:01:49.269 --> 01:01:53.409
our road. You're a moron. What's going on? Here's

01:01:53.409 --> 01:01:57.550
the dispatch when Mitch McConnell is found unconscious.

01:02:03.590 --> 01:02:07.650
That's riveting, isn't it? I don't know why that

01:02:07.650 --> 01:02:09.940
old man is still serving. Here's Trump saying

01:02:09.940 --> 01:02:11.579
he wants to have a threesome with his sons. As

01:02:11.579 --> 01:02:13.920
I see my two beautiful sons sitting there, I

01:02:13.920 --> 01:02:16.039
think I'm going to give one to myself, one to

01:02:16.039 --> 01:02:19.519
them, and we'll have a threesome, okay? Hear

01:02:19.519 --> 01:02:21.920
all the dumb ratniks laughing in the background.

01:02:23.380 --> 01:02:25.920
It's all you voted for. I'll pick out one of

01:02:25.920 --> 01:02:30.039
the two. I'll give them the Congressional Medal

01:02:30.039 --> 01:02:32.539
of Honor for something. For something. I don't

01:02:32.539 --> 01:02:37.300
even know complete sentences. I'm stupid. All

01:02:37.300 --> 01:02:39.800
the laughter, the laughing hags. They're genius

01:02:39.800 --> 01:02:44.380
at hunting. And I'll get one for... The crowd...

01:02:44.380 --> 01:02:46.579
Shut up. The crowd reminds me of, like, Married

01:02:46.579 --> 01:02:50.199
With Children. Like, I'll burn the... On Russia,

01:02:50.300 --> 01:02:52.599
Russia, Russia. All right, I had enough of him.

01:02:52.780 --> 01:02:56.059
This is what you voted for. I know he wasn't

01:02:56.059 --> 01:02:59.340
talking about literal day sums, but he's still,

01:02:59.400 --> 01:03:03.539
like, said it. It's weird. Taylor Swift wants

01:03:03.539 --> 01:03:05.780
to dismiss the Life of a Showgirl lawsuit. Of

01:03:05.780 --> 01:03:08.599
course she does. I do think she copied it. Jussie

01:03:08.599 --> 01:03:10.639
Smollett and Karama Brown were kissing at the

01:03:10.639 --> 01:03:13.599
airport. Ah, it's so romantic. Travis Kelsey

01:03:13.599 --> 01:03:16.400
had a bachelor party. I'm sure he totally didn't

01:03:16.400 --> 01:03:19.619
cheat. Richard Pryor's daughter says her mom

01:03:19.619 --> 01:03:23.480
called her the N -word. That's great. Melania

01:03:23.480 --> 01:03:25.699
Trump got a huge payday from the documentary

01:03:25.699 --> 01:03:28.699
that everyone hated. Will Smith's ex -friend,

01:03:28.820 --> 01:03:31.440
Bilal Salam, court battle continues with that

01:03:31.440 --> 01:03:33.440
dirty, rotten bitch known as Jada Pinkett Smith.

01:03:33.900 --> 01:03:36.320
And so your boy isn't done with his girlfriend.

01:03:37.519 --> 01:03:43.880
That ain't no way to turn your swag on. I'm not

01:03:43.880 --> 01:03:51.269
at all. I see what we're doing here. Carrie Hillison

01:03:51.269 --> 01:03:53.489
said, if music can heal, music can harm too.

01:03:53.630 --> 01:03:56.489
Yeah, unfortunately, Beyonce fans kind of ruined

01:03:56.489 --> 01:04:02.869
her. I feel bad for that woman. All right, what

01:04:02.869 --> 01:04:05.250
do we got here? Here's a girl talking about a

01:04:05.250 --> 01:04:08.070
one night stand from hell. Good morning. She

01:04:08.070 --> 01:04:10.909
looks raggedy. Nothing, it's just our kids are

01:04:10.909 --> 01:04:13.309
going to be so beautiful. No, I'm not on birth

01:04:13.309 --> 01:04:16.989
control. I was lying. I saw you liked a girl.

01:04:17.690 --> 01:04:21.769
In a bikini's picture on Instagram. Yeah. That's

01:04:21.769 --> 01:04:23.690
what a crazy broad is, even though it's a skit.

01:04:23.809 --> 01:04:26.949
She's your friend. No, that's so great. All right.

01:04:27.610 --> 01:04:29.829
It always is when you have a one night stand

01:04:29.829 --> 01:04:32.210
and they sleep over and you're just like, Jesus

01:04:32.210 --> 01:04:35.010
Christ, do you have to stay on? Sometimes I get

01:04:35.010 --> 01:04:37.929
laid in the middle of the night, but if they're

01:04:37.929 --> 01:04:41.989
snoring, I'm like, shut up. Here's Adrian Werner.

01:04:44.570 --> 01:04:49.079
Reveals his best friend's He reveals he's best

01:04:49.079 --> 01:04:51.440
friends with all these baby mamas and they have

01:04:51.440 --> 01:04:54.579
a group chat called Surviving AB. Adrian Broner

01:04:54.579 --> 01:05:00.219
really fell off the map. He's a duck. You know

01:05:00.219 --> 01:05:05.840
what I mean? That's just real talk. Yeah, duck.

01:05:06.079 --> 01:05:09.840
You got CTE, duck. Niggas that beef with they

01:05:09.840 --> 01:05:12.639
baby mamas like they still want to fuck they

01:05:12.639 --> 01:05:15.980
baby mama. That's why they beef with them. Yeah.

01:05:16.139 --> 01:05:18.880
I can't imagine having one baby mama. I don't

01:05:18.880 --> 01:05:22.400
want to fuck none of my baby mama's game. Got

01:05:22.400 --> 01:05:24.019
it. I'm just best friends with all my baby mama.

01:05:24.480 --> 01:05:27.980
We all in a group. Oh, yeah. It's got to be a

01:05:27.980 --> 01:05:33.679
good group chat. Chat. Last time I was in a group

01:05:33.679 --> 01:05:35.699
chat, the comic community couldn't take a joke.

01:05:36.300 --> 01:05:39.300
In a group chat called Surviving AB. I'm going

01:05:39.300 --> 01:05:44.409
to make a TV show out of this. Good luck. Here's

01:05:44.409 --> 01:05:47.050
Clavicular saying his girlfriend literally gave

01:05:47.050 --> 01:05:57.550
him chlamydia. He's stupid. Remember that? My

01:05:57.550 --> 01:05:59.289
ex's friend used to say this term and they're

01:05:59.289 --> 01:06:03.309
such losers. I see they listen from a crappy

01:06:03.309 --> 01:06:07.769
town in Ohio. You live in Ohio! But they used

01:06:07.769 --> 01:06:11.750
to call me a himbo. And she's all looks and no

01:06:11.750 --> 01:06:15.769
brains. You're stupid! Your anime sucks! Anywho.

01:06:16.670 --> 01:06:19.090
Alright. I gotta take a dump, so I'll be right

01:06:19.090 --> 01:06:25.110
back. Oh, hang on. Happy hour. Happy hour. Happy

01:06:25.110 --> 01:06:38.050
hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be

01:06:38.050 --> 01:06:40.409
right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.

01:06:40.809 --> 01:06:45.190
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is

01:06:45.190 --> 01:06:50.949
poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was

01:06:50.949 --> 01:06:53.489
so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like

01:06:53.489 --> 01:06:55.949
listening to this next song, you can skip over

01:06:55.949 --> 01:06:58.610
it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride

01:06:58.610 --> 01:07:02.860
in his selection, so stick around, folks. Don't

01:07:02.860 --> 01:07:05.179
worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.

01:11:03.050 --> 01:11:10.930
Until we get back into this party. And now, back

01:11:10.930 --> 01:11:14.409
to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's

01:11:14.409 --> 01:11:35.060
Hot 97 .7. Welcome to the Hoppy Hour. Door is

01:11:35.060 --> 01:12:29.039
closing. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is, the

01:12:29.039 --> 01:12:32.439
most listened to radio show on the planet, even

01:12:32.439 --> 01:13:03.819
the other stations are tuned in too. Leave your

01:13:03.819 --> 01:13:06.859
name at the door, we don't play that here again

01:13:06.859 --> 01:13:10.819
You take the shine, then call it yours But I

01:13:10.819 --> 01:13:14.779
see the cracks crawling under the floor Oh, you

01:13:14.779 --> 01:13:18.039
want the crown, oh, you want the crown But the

01:13:18.039 --> 01:13:21.720
second you slip, everybody looks around, round,

01:13:21.819 --> 01:13:27.220
round K, it's over, K, it's over You can't keep

01:13:27.220 --> 01:13:37.239
the throne when the truth comes down Everything

01:13:37.239 --> 01:13:55.560
falls down, down, down, down, down. Now your

01:13:55.560 --> 01:13:59.939
perfect pose is a paper wall. One heart with

01:13:59.939 --> 01:14:22.529
blows. It's over. You can't keep the throne when

01:14:22.529 --> 01:14:29.689
the truth comes down. It's over. One bad night

01:14:29.689 --> 01:14:49.939
and the whole thing falls down. Hands in the

01:14:49.939 --> 01:14:54.000
air, then watch it break Try to hold that fight,

01:14:54.199 --> 01:14:59.060
but you fed the fate No more shortcuts, no more

01:14:59.060 --> 01:15:03.100
games When the bass drops low, everybody knows

01:15:03.100 --> 01:15:36.600
your name Oh yeah! It's over, it's over 8 -5

01:15:36.600 --> 01:15:43.979
-6. 8 -5 -6. 8 -5 -6. 8 -5 -6. 8 -5 -6. 8 -5

01:15:43.979 --> 01:16:01.890
-6. 8 -5 -6. 8 -5 -6. Colin Gosling is making

01:16:01.890 --> 01:16:04.310
new claims about his estranged mom ahead of the

01:16:04.310 --> 01:16:06.750
release of his new memoir. Yeah, that loser hag.

01:16:07.949 --> 01:16:11.510
I pray to God to stop hitting me. Adding, this

01:16:11.510 --> 01:16:13.810
was while I was two years old, by the way. He

01:16:13.810 --> 01:16:16.550
then notes. So she was hitting him. This is why

01:16:16.550 --> 01:16:18.829
using my voice to put these things in the light

01:16:18.829 --> 01:16:21.609
is so important. The 22 -year -old recently revealed

01:16:21.609 --> 01:16:24.270
his upcoming memoir titled In the Shadows of

01:16:24.270 --> 01:16:26.710
Eight, Surviving the Reality of My Childhood.

01:16:26.989 --> 01:16:30.270
God bless him. Couldn't have had more of a loser

01:16:30.270 --> 01:16:40.130
of a mom. Rings attached to the Taylor Swift

01:16:40.130 --> 01:16:44.170
wedding invite. Oh, yeah. Of course it is. She's

01:16:44.170 --> 01:16:47.470
a lover. There is an NDA, which is actually.

01:16:47.609 --> 01:16:50.189
I don't know, man. To me, I get why celebrities

01:16:50.189 --> 01:16:55.810
have NDAs, but it's kind of sketchy. A non -NDA.

01:16:56.090 --> 01:16:58.449
They watermarked the invitation with the people's

01:16:58.449 --> 01:17:00.090
name on it. If they released the invitation,

01:17:00.329 --> 01:17:02.369
everyone would see their name. But I'm not saying

01:17:02.369 --> 01:17:04.470
releasing the invitation. What is annoying you?

01:17:04.989 --> 01:17:07.229
It's like giving the information. It's. It says

01:17:07.229 --> 01:17:10.989
be ready in New York on July 3rd evening. Are

01:17:10.989 --> 01:17:13.069
you making that up or is that what it says? That's

01:17:13.069 --> 01:17:18.939
probably what it says. Madonna was jealous of

01:17:18.939 --> 01:17:21.260
Kylie Minogue. Why? My ex -husband at the time

01:17:21.260 --> 01:17:23.539
had a crush on her. Two people can be married

01:17:23.539 --> 01:17:25.640
and somebody can have a crush on somebody else.

01:17:25.720 --> 01:17:27.619
That's what they have hall passes for. I don't

01:17:27.619 --> 01:17:30.840
think most people are granted a hall pass. Branson,

01:17:30.939 --> 01:17:32.640
negotiate before you get married. What an interesting

01:17:32.640 --> 01:17:34.760
idea. I don't know. That's why I'm getting bored.

01:17:35.039 --> 01:17:39.039
I'm just saying if I'm bored. You're mine! Happy

01:17:39.039 --> 01:17:42.939
Hot Topic! Taylor Frankie Paul's legal journeys

01:17:42.939 --> 01:17:45.659
continue. Oh yeah, I don't care how hard she

01:17:45.659 --> 01:17:49.319
is. She's a loser! That's what she'll always

01:17:49.319 --> 01:17:52.000
be. While the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star

01:17:52.000 --> 01:17:54.220
is currently engaged in a legal back and forth

01:17:54.220 --> 01:17:56.840
with ex -boyfriend Dakota Mortensen, Taylor's

01:17:56.840 --> 01:17:59.359
ex -husband Tay Paul has filed for a temporary

01:17:59.359 --> 01:18:01.579
restraining order against her. Man, they all

01:18:01.579 --> 01:18:06.529
do not want them near her. She's a loser! Ah,

01:18:06.529 --> 01:18:08.090
it is. What's going on here? This morning, dangerous

01:18:08.090 --> 01:18:10.989
heat threatening the nation's power grid. Yeah,

01:18:11.449 --> 01:18:14.310
it seems like a problem. Energy department declaring

01:18:14.310 --> 01:18:16.810
an emergency for the nation's largest energy

01:18:16.810 --> 01:18:19.409
grid. I hope it all works out. Probably won't.

01:18:19.409 --> 01:18:22.989
This world's ending. Now to a major settlement

01:18:22.989 --> 01:18:26.930
over price fixing in the egg industry. Let me

01:18:26.930 --> 01:18:28.989
egg the house of the people that messed up the

01:18:28.989 --> 01:18:31.399
prices. which may have been a factor in the rising

01:18:31.399 --> 01:18:34.079
costs in recent years. Rebecca Jarvis has that.

01:18:34.119 --> 01:18:37.659
All right, so there's problems with eggs. Unless

01:18:37.659 --> 01:18:40.180
they're scrambled, I'm not really a big fan.

01:18:40.939 --> 01:18:47.199
Frankie Muniz is stepping into a new stage of

01:18:47.199 --> 01:18:51.640
life. Oh, yeah, you know. I love Malcolm in the

01:18:51.640 --> 01:18:54.039
Middle. I have not watched the remake yet. On

01:18:54.039 --> 01:18:55.819
July 1st, the Malcolm in the Middle... Remember

01:18:55.819 --> 01:18:59.079
Agent Cody Banks? That hot -ass British co -star.

01:18:59.739 --> 01:19:01.659
Starz shares that he and his wife, Paige Price,

01:19:01.899 --> 01:19:03.859
have made the decision to go their separate ways

01:19:03.859 --> 01:19:07.359
after six years of marriage. Ah, it sucks. You

01:19:07.359 --> 01:19:09.819
know, you get married, they cut. And then it's

01:19:09.819 --> 01:19:13.680
over. Carly Cross' modeling, how to navigate

01:19:13.680 --> 01:19:17.079
politics within her extended family. The supermodel

01:19:17.079 --> 01:19:19.699
who was married to Joshua Kushner, the brother.

01:19:19.819 --> 01:19:23.640
Ah, yeah. Seth Kushner. Annoying radio executive.

01:19:24.170 --> 01:19:26.729
You mean producer? Jared Kushner, who is married

01:19:26.729 --> 01:19:29.770
to Ivanka Trump, details maintaining her own

01:19:29.770 --> 01:19:32.670
political beliefs while being a part of a family

01:19:32.670 --> 01:19:35.850
with differing views. All right, so, whatever.

01:19:36.510 --> 01:19:40.090
Just kissing Trump's ass, aren't you? Happy Hot

01:19:40.090 --> 01:19:51.090
Topic! Serena Williams is expressing her gratitude

01:19:51.090 --> 01:19:53.470
after her highly anticipated Wimbledon comeback

01:19:53.470 --> 01:20:00.289
ended in a loss. Loser! On Tuesday, June 30th,

01:20:00.289 --> 01:20:02.029
the tennis star returned to singles competition

01:20:02.029 --> 01:20:04.930
after a nearly four -year absence. All right,

01:20:04.930 --> 01:20:07.170
so she lost. Whatever. I'm getting bored with

01:20:07.170 --> 01:20:10.270
these headlines. Danny Clever has Alzheimer's.

01:20:10.270 --> 01:20:12.489
It sucks. Trump made a million dollars on Bitcoin.

01:20:12.569 --> 01:20:16.090
Screw you. And there's this adorable woman. Owning

01:20:16.090 --> 01:20:19.229
a wardrobe mishap in Hollywood. That is groundbreaking.

01:20:19.770 --> 01:20:22.109
Anne Hathaway, who is expecting her. Such a hot

01:20:22.109 --> 01:20:24.829
piece of ass. A third baby with husband Adam

01:20:24.829 --> 01:20:27.310
Shulman. That's about to be mine! He's the one

01:20:27.310 --> 01:20:29.399
that got a vasectomy. Stepped out in New York

01:20:29.399 --> 01:20:32.180
City on June 30th wearing a long -sleeve red

01:20:32.180 --> 01:20:36.020
peplum jumpsuit seemingly on backwards. Ha ha!

01:20:36.640 --> 01:20:40.380
Makes your boobs pop out. The actress took to

01:20:40.380 --> 01:20:43.460
Instagram on July 1st to share articles from...

01:20:43.460 --> 01:20:45.720
Makes the boobs look amazing. ...various news

01:20:45.720 --> 01:20:48.920
outlets commenting on Hathaway's 180 take on

01:20:48.920 --> 01:20:50.539
showing off... Man, these levels are terrible.

01:20:50.659 --> 01:20:52.220
The music's louder than the announcer. ...her

01:20:52.220 --> 01:20:54.479
baby bump. And it seems like she didn't even

01:20:54.479 --> 01:20:59.189
realize. Hmm, hmm, hmm. Such a cutie pie. I did?

01:20:59.829 --> 01:21:10.109
I did. Sit on my lap. I love you very much. Oh,

01:21:10.149 --> 01:21:14.569
you're so cute. You're so cute. I'm sure she

01:21:14.569 --> 01:21:17.810
would love hearing that. A new limited series

01:21:17.810 --> 01:21:20.210
surrounding the JonBenet Ramsey case will...

01:21:20.539 --> 01:21:22.119
The move will mark... What the hell's going on

01:21:22.119 --> 01:21:23.699
with the computer today? ...view this winter,

01:21:23.819 --> 01:21:26.460
and the cast announcement is already making headlines.

01:21:26.760 --> 01:21:29.319
Yeah, that parent's really messed up, JonBenet,

01:21:29.380 --> 01:21:32.380
let's be honest. Per a July 1st press release,

01:21:32.640 --> 01:21:35.060
The Murder of JonBenet Ramsey will release on

01:21:35.060 --> 01:21:37.600
Netflix with actor Clive Owen stepping into the

01:21:37.600 --> 01:21:40.239
role of JonBenet's father, Jon Ramsey, while

01:21:40.239 --> 01:21:43.159
actress Emily Mitchell will play JonBenet. As

01:21:43.159 --> 01:21:45.939
for Jon's wife, Patsy Ramsey, Bridesmaid star

01:21:45.939 --> 01:21:48.520
Melissa McCarthy will portray JonBenet's mother.

01:21:48.779 --> 01:21:56.140
Yeah. There you go. All right. Time for Kardashian

01:21:56.140 --> 01:22:11.920
news. What's on his mind? Nepotism's thrown,

01:22:12.020 --> 01:22:14.680
they sittin' in the plush Built an empire off

01:22:14.680 --> 01:22:17.319
nothin' but the hush Reality's a script, ain't

01:22:17.319 --> 01:22:19.579
no realness in the cut Talent's on vacation,

01:22:19.800 --> 01:22:22.100
they just takin' what's corrupt Hoppy's on the

01:22:22.100 --> 01:22:24.619
mic, call it verbal demolition Exposin' fake

01:22:24.619 --> 01:22:27.600
lives, media's worse addiction Idiocracy crammed,

01:22:27.699 --> 01:22:30.319
it's the brain on snooze Clickbait queens, welcome

01:22:30.319 --> 01:22:34.340
to Kardashian News Where the truth gets aired,

01:22:34.460 --> 01:22:36.560
Hoppy breakin' down the hype, y 'all beware Fake

01:22:36.560 --> 01:22:54.270
smells, fake lies, fake drugs All right, now.

01:22:54.949 --> 01:23:00.930
Happy Hot Topic. Here's Kylie and Kylie talking

01:23:00.930 --> 01:23:02.869
about. What's going on here? What's playing?

01:23:02.949 --> 01:23:06.270
Shut up. 2026. Stupid pop -ups. Here's Kylie

01:23:06.270 --> 01:23:07.949
and Kylie talking about when they pranked their

01:23:07.949 --> 01:23:10.819
mom. I want to call Stoss right now from your

01:23:10.819 --> 01:23:14.979
phone and be like, Kylie's in jail. Oh my God,

01:23:15.000 --> 01:23:17.960
do it. Wait, what do we say? Okay, you're going

01:23:17.960 --> 01:23:19.239
to say. No, I need a prayer. All right, I feel

01:23:19.239 --> 01:23:21.279
stupid if you're listening to that. It's time

01:23:21.279 --> 01:23:30.140
for Jesse Smollett. Ah, geez. Here we go, right

01:23:30.140 --> 01:23:42.609
now. You came in hot, then the room went cold

01:23:42.609 --> 01:23:47.430
Big talks, small moves, same tired shows Paper

01:23:47.430 --> 01:23:51.010
thin smile, cheap suit, loud stare You wrecked

01:23:51.010 --> 01:23:55.170
your own mess, then you act shocked Now the floor

01:23:55.170 --> 01:23:59.369
shakes, then the truth walks in You want a crowd,

01:23:59.550 --> 01:24:03.989
better say it again Every word sings, every lie

01:24:03.989 --> 01:24:08.430
falls flat One more wink and we all know that

01:24:09.500 --> 01:24:13.180
Just be smart and What a mess, what a mess Just

01:24:13.180 --> 01:24:16.819
be smart and You can't stand that stress Just

01:24:16.819 --> 01:24:21.000
be smart and Say it loud, say it fast Just be

01:24:21.000 --> 01:24:24.420
smart and Fast, done, didn't last, fast, fast,

01:24:24.500 --> 01:24:27.399
hey Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

01:24:27.399 --> 01:24:28.579
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

01:24:28.579 --> 01:24:31.640
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

01:24:31.640 --> 01:24:31.960
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

01:24:31.960 --> 01:24:31.960
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

01:24:31.960 --> 01:24:32.260
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

01:24:32.260 --> 01:24:32.260
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

01:24:32.260 --> 01:24:32.380
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

01:24:32.380 --> 01:24:32.899
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

01:24:32.899 --> 01:24:33.920
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

01:24:33.920 --> 01:24:35.800
boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

01:24:36.060 --> 01:24:51.449
boom And the truth walks in You want a crowd,

01:24:51.649 --> 01:24:55.670
better say it again Every word stings, every

01:24:55.670 --> 01:25:00.069
lie falls flat One more wink and we all know

01:25:00.069 --> 01:25:04.569
that Jussie Smollett What a mess, what a mess

01:25:04.569 --> 01:25:09.229
Jussie Smollett You can't fit that stress Jussie

01:25:09.229 --> 01:25:13.670
Smollett Say it loud, say it fast Jussie Smollett

01:25:13.670 --> 01:26:12.560
That stunt didn't last Bye. Bye. Oh, yeah. Let

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me press this button right here. Oh, yeah. 856

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-489 -HAPPY. 856 -494 -6773. Call you to me at

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Ryan Happy Radio. All right. Here's Jussie Smollett's

01:26:33.340 --> 01:26:37.119
new boyfriend talking about how he met him. I'm

01:26:37.119 --> 01:26:39.460
pretty sure this relationship began on infidelity.

01:26:39.819 --> 01:26:42.220
Because wasn't he just engaged? I mean, I could

01:26:42.220 --> 01:26:44.880
be wrong, but trust me, he is a scumbag, so it's

01:26:44.880 --> 01:26:56.340
hard to trust him. Aiding a black man. And you

01:26:56.340 --> 01:26:57.899
can tell me when to stop because I'm not going

01:26:57.899 --> 01:27:01.560
to reveal his identity. All these podcasts kiss

01:27:01.560 --> 01:27:03.859
the ass of the celebrities. Ask the hard -hitting

01:27:03.859 --> 01:27:07.359
questions. A story to tell. He is a celebrity.

01:27:07.699 --> 01:27:12.500
I am dating a celebrity. Do you think he's the

01:27:12.500 --> 01:27:16.920
one? I know it. Oh, yeah. Give me tears. You'll

01:27:16.920 --> 01:27:22.199
be sick of running to the lube. I'm 100 % sure.

01:27:22.260 --> 01:27:25.619
I could get emotional. Oh, yeah. I don't know

01:27:25.619 --> 01:27:27.760
if he can get emotional because he's a sociopath.

01:27:30.899 --> 01:27:34.640
I've met my equal. Oh, yeah. So you're a douche

01:27:34.640 --> 01:27:38.359
as well? Mm -hmm. So you know how to waste taxpayer

01:27:38.359 --> 01:27:42.319
and cop's money? Mm -hmm. Over a fraudulent case?

01:27:43.140 --> 01:27:46.800
And it is powerful when you meet someone who

01:27:46.800 --> 01:27:49.500
you feel 100 % safe with, you feel 100 % secure

01:27:49.500 --> 01:27:52.039
with. Oh, yeah, you should not feel secure with

01:27:52.039 --> 01:27:55.739
him. He's a liar! I mean, the sex can be good,

01:27:55.899 --> 01:27:57.859
you know? But that doesn't mean you trust him.

01:27:58.279 --> 01:28:02.699
Who you... You can just trust with your heart

01:28:02.699 --> 01:28:04.810
because, you know, they are just a... Great human

01:28:04.810 --> 01:28:07.390
being. Oh, yeah. When I think of a great guy,

01:28:07.550 --> 01:28:11.789
I think of Jussie Smollett. And they get everything.

01:28:13.029 --> 01:28:16.170
You know, it's just. This is like the newlyweds.

01:28:16.170 --> 01:28:19.170
Like, you know, fresh in a relationship. You're

01:28:19.170 --> 01:28:24.109
so happy. Butterflies. Wait till this ends. Special.

01:28:24.409 --> 01:28:27.649
It's pretty amazing. And so. Oh, yeah. He's good

01:28:27.649 --> 01:28:31.000
at mouth hugs. That's the reason why. We're taking

01:28:31.000 --> 01:28:33.779
it slow and not. Oh, I wonder if they've plowed

01:28:33.779 --> 01:28:37.020
yet. You know, not taking it slow. Oh, yeah.

01:28:38.079 --> 01:28:43.359
Taking it slow. We are deep in love. But why

01:28:43.359 --> 01:28:46.199
we are not publicly yet, because we don't want

01:28:46.199 --> 01:28:49.319
comments. Yeah, it's already happened. You were

01:28:49.319 --> 01:28:52.180
making out outside of the airport. We know you're

01:28:52.180 --> 01:28:55.060
plowing each other. Or one person's plowing one.

01:28:55.199 --> 01:28:58.850
You know what I mean? And so. We are protecting

01:28:58.850 --> 01:29:03.909
the love we have. Oh, that's so cute! Because,

01:29:04.029 --> 01:29:06.130
you know, I do believe this is going to be my

01:29:06.130 --> 01:29:08.130
husband. All right, good luck with that, and

01:29:08.130 --> 01:29:13.590
it'll be the best divorce ever. Why am I saying

01:29:13.590 --> 01:29:15.810
that? Because he just says, you know, man. All

01:29:15.810 --> 01:29:26.899
right, time for Taylor Swift news. You keep a

01:29:26.899 --> 01:29:33.680
list so long Of every name you broke You turn

01:29:33.680 --> 01:29:37.239
your tears to headlines And you watch the whole

01:29:37.239 --> 01:29:44.659
thing flow Always the victim post Always the

01:29:44.659 --> 01:29:51.050
perfect face You sign that little paper And leave

01:29:51.050 --> 01:29:58.229
no little trace Tell me who gets banged You never

01:29:58.229 --> 01:30:01.489
say your name You flip the frame, you flip the

01:30:01.489 --> 01:30:05.210
frame Then you walk away It's always them, always

01:30:05.210 --> 01:30:08.949
them Never you, never you It's always them, always

01:30:08.949 --> 01:30:21.500
them That's your favorite thing to do All right,

01:30:21.539 --> 01:30:27.159
now. Anthony, I got to say, I am so impressed

01:30:27.159 --> 01:30:30.640
with your collection. And by the way, do you

01:30:30.640 --> 01:30:33.600
have anything from, just because it's kind of,

01:30:33.659 --> 01:30:35.539
there are a couple people are talking about right

01:30:35.539 --> 01:30:39.380
now. Anything with Taylor Swift or Travis Kelsey?

01:30:39.539 --> 01:30:41.539
Well, I'm going to be there. I'm going to be

01:30:41.539 --> 01:30:44.539
there. You're going to the wedding? I got the

01:30:44.539 --> 01:30:48.819
invite. There you go. I got the invite. Here's

01:30:48.819 --> 01:30:52.170
a Lil Wayne. Lil Wayne goes, I don't need to

01:30:52.170 --> 01:30:57.210
do a versus. I'm so good at my catalog. And then

01:30:57.210 --> 01:31:00.029
he gets mad when he's not invited to Coachella.

01:31:00.109 --> 01:31:04.130
And then he's late to a concert in Maine. I've

01:31:04.130 --> 01:31:06.909
seen him twice and he's always late. And then

01:31:06.909 --> 01:31:10.489
he's like, why don't people respect me? Because

01:31:10.489 --> 01:31:12.909
you're annoying. And you are the most listened

01:31:12.909 --> 01:31:16.630
to artist by me. On Spotify, I love the idea

01:31:16.630 --> 01:31:20.109
of Lil Wayne. I don't love Lil Wayne, but he's

01:31:20.109 --> 01:31:23.199
lazy and stupid. Wayne had a concert last night,

01:31:23.239 --> 01:31:25.319
except there was no Lil Wayne in sight. Yeah,

01:31:25.460 --> 01:31:28.119
I hate it when rappers don't show up. And then

01:31:28.119 --> 01:31:31.800
they wonder why they're not respected. The rapper

01:31:31.800 --> 01:31:33.800
was a no -show for his concert in Maine last

01:31:33.800 --> 01:31:35.760
night. Wheezy was supposed to play the Bangor

01:31:35.760 --> 01:31:38.239
Waterfront with special guest 2 Chainz. Oh, yeah.

01:31:38.640 --> 01:31:41.180
Look at us, we're Rich as F, so we don't give

01:31:41.180 --> 01:31:43.680
a fuck. He was scheduled to take the stage at

01:31:43.680 --> 01:31:46.220
10 .45 p .m., but... That's really lame, man.

01:31:46.359 --> 01:31:49.460
You gave him plenty of time. Minutes after the

01:31:49.460 --> 01:31:51.720
scheduled start time, the crowd was told he wasn't

01:31:51.720 --> 01:31:54.539
coming out. Just tell him at 8 o 'clock. That's

01:31:54.539 --> 01:32:00.140
why you're a douchebag. You're washed up. Every

01:32:00.140 --> 01:32:02.319
time you release a new Carter, there's only like

01:32:02.319 --> 01:32:05.380
two good songs. Local report. No explanation

01:32:05.380 --> 01:32:07.859
was offered. It's probably too high on Coney

01:32:07.859 --> 01:32:10.899
and Brandon. Fans lit up Weezy on social media

01:32:10.899 --> 01:32:12.920
for being rude and disrespectful to his fans.

01:32:13.279 --> 01:32:17.539
This is coming from a diehard fan. I love Fireman.

01:32:17.619 --> 01:32:21.500
I'm a Fireman. God, he thinks he's better than

01:32:21.500 --> 01:32:24.399
you. He's an idiot. This isn't the first time

01:32:24.399 --> 01:32:26.840
he bailed on the show. Yeah, and not the last

01:32:26.840 --> 01:32:29.909
time. And then he'll be like, why don't I get

01:32:29.909 --> 01:32:32.930
invited to Coachella? Because of that. Idiot.

01:32:33.829 --> 01:32:48.369
Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour

01:32:48.369 --> 01:32:52.270
will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell

01:32:52.270 --> 01:32:57.149
before. Whenever we're going outside, oh, I smell.

01:32:58.880 --> 01:33:03.680
And we'll call it a day. The semen was so big.

01:33:03.880 --> 01:33:06.079
As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

01:33:06.079 --> 01:33:08.739
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

01:33:08.739 --> 01:33:11.479
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

01:33:11.680 --> 01:33:15.579
so stick around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno.

01:33:15.680 --> 01:33:21.619
Hoppy Hour will be right back. Here's D for all

01:33:21.619 --> 01:33:26.409
the bobblehead. She'll have it unmuted, right?

01:33:26.869 --> 01:33:32.609
Come on, come on! I already feel that. It's the

01:33:32.609 --> 01:33:37.409
mighty Bobblehead! She's a Bobblehead! She's

01:33:37.409 --> 01:33:41.489
a Bobblehead! She's a Bobblehead! She's a Bobblehead!

01:33:41.710 --> 01:33:55.289
She's a Bobblehead! She's a Bobblehead! It goes

01:33:55.289 --> 01:34:00.170
boing, boing, boing It goes boing, boing, boing

01:34:00.170 --> 01:34:05.710
Just one way in but no way out I tell you about

01:34:05.710 --> 01:34:18.579
this girl deep, deep in the south I got a little,

01:34:18.840 --> 01:34:23.180
I got a little, I'm looking at a place. I'm looking

01:34:23.180 --> 01:34:26.779
at a, I'm looking at a list and I'm rubbing on

01:34:26.779 --> 01:34:31.119
my car. Oh, please just give me head I ain't

01:34:31.119 --> 01:34:34.399
done a bit And I ain't breakin' bread She ain't

01:34:34.399 --> 01:34:37.319
gotta be a nine She ain't gotta be a dime She

01:34:37.319 --> 01:34:40.140
can be a fuckin' six When she show you this shit

01:34:40.140 --> 01:34:43.840
Sacky, sacky, sacky, sacky, sacky Lick, lick,

01:34:43.859 --> 01:34:46.720
licky, licky, licky She swallowed all my dick

01:34:52.489 --> 01:34:56.890
She's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead, she's

01:34:56.890 --> 01:35:00.729
a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead, it goes boing,

01:35:00.729 --> 01:35:04.210
boing, boing, boing, boing, it goes boing, boing,

01:35:04.510 --> 01:35:08.250
boing, boing, boing, she's a bobblehead, she's

01:35:08.250 --> 01:35:13.670
a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead, it goes boing,

01:35:13.670 --> 01:35:23.680
boing, boing, boing, boing, it goes boing. We'll

01:35:23.680 --> 01:35:30.680
see you next time. If a nigga ever wanna look

01:35:30.680 --> 01:35:32.520
around for some good head That's what she give

01:35:32.520 --> 01:35:34.880
them People respect her when they see her They

01:35:34.880 --> 01:35:37.399
say, hey, not ho Cause they know that it's something

01:35:37.399 --> 01:35:40.279
that you real good for And she ain't picking

01:35:40.279 --> 01:35:43.199
by the spot If I say come, she go So I could

01:35:43.199 --> 01:35:45.659
be smoking that shit And when I bust, he blow

01:35:45.659 --> 01:35:48.239
I ain't know you could do it like it do it You

01:35:48.239 --> 01:35:50.699
do it constantly sweating So let me give you

01:35:50.699 --> 01:35:53.979
some fluid But when you suck it, just suck it

01:35:53.979 --> 01:35:56.600
with pride Open up wide and stuff it in there

01:35:56.600 --> 01:35:59.229
like you really love it Don't touch it If you

01:35:59.229 --> 01:36:01.670
want taste it, I tell you that you a tease. And

01:36:01.670 --> 01:36:04.489
that'll be the last time that you ever see me.

01:36:04.590 --> 01:36:07.130
So team, if you hear some flurfin' noises on

01:36:07.130 --> 01:36:09.810
side of bed, then you know what I done came from.

01:36:09.869 --> 01:36:13.069
Let the poor say it. She's a bobblehead. She's

01:36:13.069 --> 01:36:17.210
a bobblehead. She's a bobblehead. She's a bobblehead.

01:36:17.390 --> 01:36:38.539
She's a bobblehead. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse

01:36:38.539 --> 01:36:41.640
me. I am looking for a Bible. If you is not a

01:36:41.640 --> 01:36:44.619
Bible, then please get off of my house. Old bills.

01:36:44.880 --> 01:36:48.119
Old will. Do what you want to do. What? No deal.

01:36:48.140 --> 01:37:15.310
Old will. If you hit a window, then it probably

01:37:15.310 --> 01:37:46.319
was perfect. Oh yeah, I like when that bomb hand

01:37:46.319 --> 01:37:49.800
when I'm getting married. I'm just kidding. Welcome

01:37:49.800 --> 01:38:01.880
to Happy Hour. In your heart, you know where

01:38:01.880 --> 01:38:04.399
you're going. And now for something completely

01:38:04.399 --> 01:38:09.979
different. Door is closing. Door is closing.

01:38:25.100 --> 01:38:37.479
Something completely different. It's happy hour.

01:38:43.720 --> 01:39:03.000
It's happy hour. Yes, the most listened to radio

01:39:03.000 --> 01:39:05.939
show of all time. And the other stations are

01:39:05.939 --> 01:39:34.479
tuned in too. Yo. Brian Hoppy on the mic, breaking

01:39:34.479 --> 01:39:38.420
down the scenes. NBA problems. Oh, yeah. Fancy

01:39:38.420 --> 01:39:41.100
wives wildin', stories about the queens. Droppin'

01:39:41.100 --> 01:39:44.239
dollars, bombs all in on the schemes. These moves,

01:39:44.300 --> 01:39:47.140
man, he knows it all. From sandals to the court,

01:39:47.220 --> 01:39:50.600
rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a ball.

01:39:51.260 --> 01:39:53.090
Hoppy Hour got the... I got that shock and awe

01:39:53.090 --> 01:39:57.350
MJ to Kobe, legends in the game Shaq's big presence,

01:39:57.590 --> 01:40:00.630
true hall of fame Hoppy's skills at T, ain't

01:40:00.630 --> 01:40:03.369
playing tame Behind the curtain, nothing left

01:40:03.369 --> 01:40:06.970
the same Hoppy's loose man, he knows it all From

01:40:06.970 --> 01:40:10.289
scandals to the court, rise and fall Tune in,

01:40:10.369 --> 01:40:13.569
now you'll have a ball Hoppy, I got that shock

01:40:13.569 --> 01:40:17.390
and awe Crazy exes, wild and scandalous. League

01:40:17.390 --> 01:40:20.369
full of stories, ain't nothing fabulous. Ryan

01:40:20.369 --> 01:40:23.329
breaks it down, gets unanimous. Tuna hoppy hour,

01:40:23.529 --> 01:40:26.689
never anomalous. Y 'all know the score, but he

01:40:26.689 --> 01:40:28.789
got the keeper. He's not gonna be sick of it,

01:40:28.909 --> 01:40:31.869
stats like a keeper. Pushes every week, analysis

01:40:31.869 --> 01:40:35.329
sweeper. NBA's real talk, cuts to the sleeper.

01:40:35.649 --> 01:40:38.850
Bobby Zeus, man, he knows it all. From scandals

01:40:38.850 --> 01:41:09.510
to the court, rise and fall. You're still listening,

01:41:09.550 --> 01:41:23.619
bitch. On the Ball in the Family podcast, Lonzo

01:41:23.619 --> 01:41:30.520
Angelo reacted to the LaMelo Ball trade to the

01:41:30.520 --> 01:41:32.680
Minnesota Timberwolves for Nas Reed and Peaks

01:41:32.680 --> 01:41:35.819
and also spoke on their parents' divorce. There's

01:41:35.819 --> 01:41:38.260
a lot that's been going on this past week, gents.

01:41:39.039 --> 01:41:42.000
LaMelo got traded from the Hornets to the Timberwolves.

01:41:42.779 --> 01:41:45.520
Zol G. What y 'all think about it, man? Give

01:41:45.520 --> 01:41:47.859
us like... I don't even hear this. It's stippin'.

01:41:47.859 --> 01:41:50.199
What's going on here? Rob Blanker is finally

01:41:50.199 --> 01:41:53.680
starting to cook in free agency. Lakers went

01:41:53.680 --> 01:41:56.300
out and got their starting center to partner

01:41:56.300 --> 01:41:58.279
with Lucas... Ah, it's white boy basketball.

01:42:00.300 --> 01:42:03.060
Donchich and Austin Reeves. They are trading

01:42:03.060 --> 01:42:06.100
for Walker Kessler from the Utah Jazz. The Lakers

01:42:06.100 --> 01:42:08.380
traded two unprotected first round picks. So

01:42:08.380 --> 01:42:12.659
there's... Let me see here. Here's Sean Kemp

01:42:12.659 --> 01:42:16.579
saying LeBron should not be compared to Jordan.

01:42:16.880 --> 01:42:19.560
I don't think LeBron should be compared to Michael

01:42:19.560 --> 01:42:22.359
Jordan either. LeBron should be compared to Magic

01:42:22.359 --> 01:42:24.699
Johnson. Right, I agree with that. I think whoever

01:42:24.699 --> 01:42:28.899
started that shit up got it totally wrong. LeBron

01:42:28.899 --> 01:42:33.340
is not no damn Michael Jordan. This is the guy

01:42:33.340 --> 01:42:35.720
that went up against him. He's more like Michael

01:42:35.720 --> 01:42:40.119
Jordan. There's Steven Jackson. What do we got

01:42:40.119 --> 01:42:45.979
here? Here's Jason Tatum saying his mom didn't

01:42:45.979 --> 01:42:48.520
let him spend any money off of his salary when

01:42:48.520 --> 01:42:51.720
he first joined the league and it was all off

01:42:51.720 --> 01:42:54.979
of endorsements. Your mom today plays what role

01:42:54.979 --> 01:42:58.899
in your business? My mom is like the overseer.

01:42:59.279 --> 01:43:03.619
Everything goes to her. A good overseer too.

01:43:03.760 --> 01:43:08.600
The best. There's nobody more trustworthy than

01:43:08.600 --> 01:43:12.359
my mom. She is over Everything that has to do

01:43:12.359 --> 01:43:15.100
with Jason Tatum. It's not efficient for... Whatever.

01:43:15.260 --> 01:43:18.199
His mom's a milf, though. Let's see here. Here's

01:43:18.199 --> 01:43:21.119
Rich Palms being a bitch. We normally sit down

01:43:21.119 --> 01:43:24.220
and we talk about best fit. You know, obviously,

01:43:24.359 --> 01:43:27.079
he's always been a max player, so that's always

01:43:27.079 --> 01:43:30.159
been the team had to have max cap space. Yeah,

01:43:30.239 --> 01:43:34.659
now he's past his prime. So -and -so. I don't

01:43:34.659 --> 01:43:37.350
even hear Rich Palms. I hate the whole LeBron

01:43:37.350 --> 01:43:42.609
universe and Rich Paul and Max Kellerman and

01:43:42.609 --> 01:43:45.649
Nick Wright of Clutch Sports. They're all kiss

01:43:45.649 --> 01:43:52.029
asses. No thank you, man. Here's Aries Spears

01:43:52.029 --> 01:43:55.470
going off on LeBron. Yo, what up, it's your boy

01:43:55.470 --> 01:43:57.609
Aries Spears here. I know who you are, dude.

01:43:57.909 --> 01:44:00.770
What they say about LeBron James is true. And

01:44:00.770 --> 01:44:03.569
he's in fact leaving the Lakers. And he decides

01:44:03.569 --> 01:44:05.890
to go elsewhere, and they're hinting at the Warriors

01:44:05.890 --> 01:44:09.529
to form what will be yet another super team alongside

01:44:09.529 --> 01:44:12.350
Steph Curry, Draymond Green, and they hinted

01:44:12.350 --> 01:44:14.590
at Anthony Davis. Alright, so there's that guy

01:44:14.590 --> 01:44:18.130
talking. Here is Jalen Brunson back at Stevenson

01:44:18.130 --> 01:44:20.369
High School, the same high school that beat John

01:44:20.369 --> 01:44:22.970
Hersey in 2012. What's up, y 'all? It's Jalen

01:44:22.970 --> 01:44:24.649
here. I'm back at Stevenson High School for my

01:44:24.649 --> 01:44:26.909
youth camp. You know, just giving back to the

01:44:26.909 --> 01:44:32.250
community and the young kids here. It's the offseason

01:44:32.250 --> 01:44:34.430
and we're getting back into the swing of things.

01:44:34.470 --> 01:44:41.890
At least I am. Here is Patrick Bet -David saying

01:44:41.890 --> 01:44:44.170
how LeBron will be remembered as a Laker. The

01:44:44.170 --> 01:44:46.390
last time I rooted for the Lakers was a day before

01:44:46.390 --> 01:44:48.069
he came to the Lakers. I've never been a fan

01:44:48.069 --> 01:44:50.949
of the way He built up the NBA. I'm not a fan

01:44:50.949 --> 01:44:53.369
of the way he did it. Do you see the clips of

01:44:53.369 --> 01:44:56.590
Michael of the stuff that he did? My God, that

01:44:56.590 --> 01:44:59.630
guy was one of a kind. You just fell in love

01:44:59.630 --> 01:45:03.609
with the guy. And LeBron never had that. I don't

01:45:03.609 --> 01:45:07.130
know. Patrick Vette, David. You're a multi -level

01:45:07.130 --> 01:45:11.909
marketing douchebag. Stop taking it with a grain

01:45:11.909 --> 01:45:15.229
of salt. Anthony Davis said he went from 6 '3

01:45:15.229 --> 01:45:22.789
to 6 '10 in three months. We got this. Some breaking

01:45:22.789 --> 01:45:26.050
news from Shams. The Celtics are trading Jalen

01:45:26.050 --> 01:45:29.270
Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George.

01:45:29.550 --> 01:45:32.609
Two first round picks and two second round picks.

01:45:32.829 --> 01:45:36.270
And here's what Jalen Brown said about... This

01:45:36.270 --> 01:45:38.170
is my personal opinion on basketball. Some of

01:45:38.170 --> 01:45:39.949
y 'all might... Here's what Jalen Brown said

01:45:39.949 --> 01:45:42.729
about Joel Embiid. This is my personal opinion

01:45:42.729 --> 01:45:44.369
on basketball. Some of y 'all might disagree.

01:45:44.689 --> 01:45:47.890
I disagree. You know what I mean? Mm -hmm. Argue

01:45:47.890 --> 01:45:50.729
with your grandma. Flopping has ruined our game.

01:45:51.229 --> 01:45:54.550
Joel Embiid is a great player. One of the best

01:45:54.550 --> 01:45:59.390
bigs in fucking basketball history. Flops. So

01:45:59.390 --> 01:46:01.510
do you. You know what? This ain't breaking news.

01:46:01.710 --> 01:46:04.390
And now your teammates. You know what I mean?

01:46:04.890 --> 01:46:09.409
It is what it is. Keep it up. Like I said, y

01:46:09.409 --> 01:46:12.229
'all can post it on these paid accounts. And

01:46:12.229 --> 01:46:17.739
now your teammates. Jalen Brown, the prima donna.

01:46:17.880 --> 01:46:21.939
He knows he's not as talented as Jason Tatum,

01:46:21.939 --> 01:46:25.600
even though he's finals MVP. So he had a little

01:46:25.600 --> 01:46:29.159
chip on his shoulder and his ego got in the way.

01:46:29.220 --> 01:46:31.039
And you know what the worst part about him was?

01:46:31.300 --> 01:46:35.739
About his ego? It's now he gets to play in 76ers

01:46:35.739 --> 01:46:39.000
land where they're never going to win. And this

01:46:39.000 --> 01:46:41.819
is a terrible trade. Why the hell would the Celtics

01:46:41.819 --> 01:46:45.260
want that loser? That perennial choker known

01:46:45.260 --> 01:46:48.880
as Paul George. Maybe Paul George in 2017, please.

01:46:50.340 --> 01:46:54.119
2026 or 2027. When he cares more about his podcast.

01:46:54.579 --> 01:46:59.289
What a terrible trade. So stupid. which is just

01:46:59.289 --> 01:47:03.090
absolutely insane to me. In my opinion, the 76ers

01:47:03.090 --> 01:47:07.210
have won the trade with no doubt. Of course.

01:47:07.689 --> 01:47:10.090
Paul George, when it's all said and done, is

01:47:10.090 --> 01:47:12.949
a nice player. He'll go on all fame, blah, blah,

01:47:13.029 --> 01:47:16.449
blah. But he's kind of better as a podcast host.

01:47:18.300 --> 01:47:20.100
He ain't going to give the Celtics a championship.

01:47:20.439 --> 01:47:23.140
This is a terrible trade. And Brad Stevens just

01:47:23.140 --> 01:47:28.159
got ran out there. And Jalen Brown, now you get

01:47:28.159 --> 01:47:30.600
to hang out with Embiid. How does that feel?

01:47:30.979 --> 01:47:33.100
The guy you're talking smack about is now your

01:47:33.100 --> 01:47:41.279
teammate. That's got to be awkward. Oh, yeah.

01:47:41.420 --> 01:47:45.739
Let me light this up. How many days until NFL

01:47:45.739 --> 01:47:52.260
kickoff? 69! It's 69 days until the NFL kickoff.

01:47:52.800 --> 01:47:59.960
Oh yeah, it's going to be a party. Tennessee

01:47:59.960 --> 01:48:03.079
Titans ex -scout convicted of murdering his pregnant

01:48:03.079 --> 01:48:10.279
girlfriend. There's that. Joe Hader, Hayden from

01:48:10.279 --> 01:48:13.119
the Cleveland Browns, says that it was not enough

01:48:13.119 --> 01:48:15.039
money to make $50 million as he doesn't have

01:48:15.039 --> 01:48:18.119
a lot left. And these guys are just losers with

01:48:18.119 --> 01:48:22.020
their money. But first, call the show. 856 -49

01:48:22.020 --> 01:48:28.539
-OP. It's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me

01:48:28.539 --> 01:48:32.859
at RyanOPRadio. You can always email me. RyanOPRadio

01:48:32.859 --> 01:48:36.539
.gmail .com. Up next, we got this news about

01:48:36.539 --> 01:48:57.560
Warren Sapp, who's a loser! All right. So ex

01:48:57.560 --> 01:49:00.640
-NFL star Warren Sapp is being investigated over

01:49:00.640 --> 01:49:03.520
alleged battery at a senior home. And his attorney

01:49:03.520 --> 01:49:05.239
commented in the comment section and said, I'm

01:49:05.239 --> 01:49:07.640
his attorney. Shame on you, TMZ. There is not

01:49:07.640 --> 01:49:09.300
and will not be a case against Warren. He was

01:49:09.300 --> 01:49:12.439
a victim here. This is classic hack job journalism

01:49:12.439 --> 01:49:15.579
for bait and click. So I gotta be careful legally

01:49:15.579 --> 01:49:17.960
when I say things because his lawyer's already

01:49:17.960 --> 01:49:21.739
on it. But guess what? We honor that Warren Sapp's

01:49:21.739 --> 01:49:26.399
a douchebag. I know NFL players that say that

01:49:26.399 --> 01:49:29.520
they can't have him in public around people at

01:49:29.520 --> 01:49:31.279
their calabars. I wonder who I'm talking about.

01:49:31.600 --> 01:49:34.640
Because he just acts up. He's a dark. He's a

01:49:34.640 --> 01:49:38.140
brain -dead moron. Was he a very good player?

01:49:38.199 --> 01:49:40.960
Of course. He was a ball. He was a shot caller,

01:49:41.140 --> 01:49:46.039
man. But he's an idiot. I wouldn't want him to

01:49:46.039 --> 01:49:48.920
date my daughter, especially if she's a prostitute

01:49:48.920 --> 01:49:52.060
in Phoenix. What's going on with this loser?

01:49:52.840 --> 01:49:55.239
NFL star Warren Sapp was investigated for an

01:49:55.239 --> 01:49:57.239
alleged battery to senior living facility in

01:49:57.239 --> 01:49:59.060
Florida, but prosecutors ultimately declined

01:49:59.060 --> 01:50:03.220
to file charges. Yeah, you know. Rich and elite

01:50:03.220 --> 01:50:08.060
always get away with it. I don't know. Warren

01:50:08.060 --> 01:50:10.920
Sapp just creeps me out, dude. He just seems

01:50:10.920 --> 01:50:14.779
wishy -washy. Like, if you cannot... Bring a

01:50:14.779 --> 01:50:16.619
guy to certain parties because you don't know

01:50:16.619 --> 01:50:20.300
how he's going to act. That's a problem. Now,

01:50:20.319 --> 01:50:23.439
we all know that Warren Sepp was a parlor, a

01:50:23.439 --> 01:50:28.020
shot caller, but he's an idiot. Do not like the

01:50:28.020 --> 01:50:30.960
guy. There's nothing likeable about him. He's

01:50:30.960 --> 01:50:33.739
stupid. According to a police report obtained

01:50:33.739 --> 01:50:36.020
by TMZ, a female employee claimed Sapp became

01:50:36.020 --> 01:50:37.800
upset while trying to get answers about a family

01:50:37.800 --> 01:50:40.989
member's denied insurance claims. Yeah. That's

01:50:40.989 --> 01:50:43.029
the insurance's problem, not the people at the

01:50:43.029 --> 01:50:45.930
nursing home, you idiot! She says he grew increasingly

01:50:45.930 --> 01:50:47.829
agitated, reached for her phone while she was

01:50:47.829 --> 01:50:50.010
speaking to her boss on speaker. Oh yeah, he

01:50:50.010 --> 01:50:52.470
thinks he's above everybody that he can touch

01:50:52.470 --> 01:50:55.350
their stuff! Even though if I touched his phone,

01:50:55.390 --> 01:50:58.069
he'd get mad. Shut up! And then grabbed her wrist.

01:50:58.390 --> 01:51:02.250
Oh yeah, man. Oh yeah! She was getting kinky.

01:51:02.699 --> 01:51:04.520
police reviewed security footage but the alleged

01:51:04.520 --> 01:51:06.439
contact wasn't visible because of the camera

01:51:06.439 --> 01:51:08.560
angle officers said they believed there was probable

01:51:08.560 --> 01:51:10.640
cause for a battery charge but prosecutors declined

01:51:10.640 --> 01:51:13.100
to move forward with the case yeah because he's

01:51:13.100 --> 01:51:17.600
warren so they let him get away with it stupid

01:51:17.600 --> 01:51:24.390
miami attorney They're all ducks. You're all

01:51:24.390 --> 01:51:26.109
rich and elite that think you're better than

01:51:26.109 --> 01:51:29.109
us because you are legally. God, Warren Sapp

01:51:29.109 --> 01:51:31.369
just creeps me out, Dan. He's just such a duck.

01:51:31.710 --> 01:51:36.569
I'm Warren Sapp. When he would go on Mike Kelta,

01:51:36.569 --> 01:51:38.390
when I would board up his show, he would go on

01:51:38.390 --> 01:51:40.949
Mike Kelta's Sunday morning football show or

01:51:40.949 --> 01:51:42.710
whatever when Kelta does the live broadcast at

01:51:42.710 --> 01:51:44.829
the Buccaneers game. And Warren Sapp couldn't

01:51:44.829 --> 01:51:46.909
stop swearing. I'm like, are you that brain dead?

01:51:47.600 --> 01:51:50.539
And I remember Kelton was like, the FCC fine

01:51:50.539 --> 01:51:52.560
is literally your net worth because you went

01:51:52.560 --> 01:51:56.979
through all your money. God, Warren Staffs the

01:51:56.979 --> 01:52:00.279
worst. Of course he got away with it. He's rich

01:52:00.279 --> 01:52:02.739
and famous. If I did that, I'd be criminally

01:52:02.739 --> 01:52:05.140
charged. Oh, but he's a part of one of the best

01:52:05.140 --> 01:52:07.119
football defenses ever. Let's let him get away

01:52:07.119 --> 01:52:10.319
with it. Everybody around South Tampa talks about

01:52:10.319 --> 01:52:12.579
how much of a douche you are because you are

01:52:12.579 --> 01:52:18.039
one. But hey, at least he won a Super Bowl. Kiss

01:52:18.039 --> 01:52:20.180
my ass and enjoy it. I'll fire in your face,

01:52:20.260 --> 01:53:02.609
dude. Ryan Hop on the mic, spittin' fire again.

01:53:03.010 --> 01:53:05.949
National waves and the city's a -spinnin'. Walkin'

01:53:05.989 --> 01:53:08.289
headlines, man, you can't resist. Every scoop

01:53:08.289 --> 01:53:11.010
hittin' harder than a clenched fist. Tabloid

01:53:11.010 --> 01:53:14.130
news, we makin' it spin. On Happy Hour, where

01:53:14.130 --> 01:53:17.010
the real begins. Turn it up loud, let's get in

01:53:17.010 --> 01:53:19.529
the mix. From St. Pete to the world, we bringin'

01:53:19.529 --> 01:53:24.989
the fix. We in the... Let's go! Happy Hot Topic!

01:53:27.079 --> 01:53:29.600
Who will redevelop the historic gas plant district

01:53:29.600 --> 01:53:32.319
in St. Petersburg? We could know the answer to

01:53:32.319 --> 01:53:34.739
that question as soon as tomorrow. All right,

01:53:34.760 --> 01:53:37.779
so we'll find out tomorrow. What a waste of everyone's

01:53:37.779 --> 01:53:43.000
time. Restaurant fees might be not quite as hard

01:53:43.000 --> 01:53:45.399
to stomach anymore because starting today, there

01:53:45.399 --> 01:53:48.079
is a new provision in Florida requiring restaurants

01:53:48.079 --> 01:53:54.529
to disclose surcharges. Good. Good job. Your

01:53:54.529 --> 01:53:57.010
4th of July celebrations in Sarasota may have

01:53:57.010 --> 01:54:01.109
to be put on hold this year. Oh, yeah. You always

01:54:01.109 --> 01:54:03.909
have the morons that ruin it. Sarasota County

01:54:03.909 --> 01:54:06.569
says lighting fireworks at home this year could

01:54:06.569 --> 01:54:09.369
violate the county's burn ban. You know, cops

01:54:09.369 --> 01:54:13.149
are going to be on it because they're dark. Whatever.

01:54:14.229 --> 01:54:18.369
What do we have here? It all went down around

01:54:18.369 --> 01:54:21.130
9 a .m. Tuesday on Hardin Boulevard near the

01:54:21.130 --> 01:54:24.079
intersection of Ariana Street. At the time, the

01:54:24.079 --> 01:54:26.460
ambulance was driving in the northbound lanes,

01:54:26.600 --> 01:54:29.460
transporting a patient to the hospital. Dash

01:54:29.460 --> 01:54:32.420
cam video shows a white Volkswagen Jetta make

01:54:32.420 --> 01:54:36.159
a U -turn in front of the ambulance, then drive

01:54:36.159 --> 01:54:41.720
into the same lane. Loser! Maybe he's just a

01:54:41.720 --> 01:54:43.699
bad driver. Then that happened there and he got

01:54:43.699 --> 01:54:47.899
arrested. What's going on here? Palm Harbor psychiatrist

01:54:47.899 --> 01:54:50.279
charged for allegedly possessing child pornography

01:54:50.279 --> 01:54:53.279
also faced a judge today. You know what he should

01:54:53.279 --> 01:54:56.279
face? I think you know where I'm going with this.

01:54:56.439 --> 01:55:00.979
There's one way to fix pedophilia. Right? Oh,

01:55:01.020 --> 01:55:07.420
yeah. What is going on here? Following a busy

01:55:07.420 --> 01:55:09.899
month of water rescues, today lifeguards start

01:55:09.899 --> 01:55:11.800
warning you to be careful ahead of the 4th of

01:55:11.800 --> 01:55:14.119
July weekend. All right, so be careful. It's

01:55:14.119 --> 01:55:17.619
going to be crazy out there. Those are going

01:55:17.619 --> 01:55:21.140
to be a lot of hot -ass women. And now, back

01:55:21.140 --> 01:55:24.600
to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's

01:55:24.600 --> 01:55:30.039
Hot 97 .7. Yeah, let's bring out this. Fresno

01:55:30.039 --> 01:55:35.039
News to end the Fresno broadcast. Yeah, yeah,

01:55:35.039 --> 01:55:40.039
yeah. Microphone king. That's me, bitch. Yeah,

01:55:40.039 --> 01:56:19.510
yeah, yeah. We'll be right back. Weapons at work.

01:56:19.590 --> 01:56:21.710
More Fresno County officials could soon be able

01:56:21.710 --> 01:56:23.970
to conceal carry a weapon on county property.

01:56:24.210 --> 01:56:29.829
It's going to end well. Then there's this. A

01:56:29.829 --> 01:56:32.329
judge ruling the attorney general does not have

01:56:32.329 --> 01:56:35.819
the power to change the game. A decision potentially

01:56:35.819 --> 01:56:38.500
saving thousands of jobs and tens of millions

01:56:38.500 --> 01:56:41.260
of dollars. So they were trying to ban blackjack

01:56:41.260 --> 01:56:45.840
in California. California talks smack about,

01:56:46.000 --> 01:56:49.079
you know, Florida. But you're stupid as well.

01:56:49.300 --> 01:56:56.840
Oh, geez. And all of those people that are on

01:56:56.840 --> 01:56:59.279
the registry currently should not be allowed

01:56:59.279 --> 01:57:03.220
to run for office. New tonight at 11, a bill

01:57:03.220 --> 01:57:05.600
aiming to keep registered sex offenders from

01:57:05.600 --> 01:57:09.000
holding public office failed in the Senate Elections

01:57:09.000 --> 01:57:12.199
Committee. Of course California messes it up.

01:57:12.420 --> 01:57:15.760
California always runs its mouth about Florida.

01:57:16.000 --> 01:57:18.939
But they're the losers. You want a sex offender

01:57:18.939 --> 01:57:21.220
running for office and you actually defend it?

01:57:21.319 --> 01:57:25.020
Man, fuck that. State Assembly member Esmeralda

01:57:25.020 --> 01:57:27.659
Soria authored the bill after a registered sex

01:57:27.659 --> 01:57:29.939
offender tried to run for Fresno City Council.

01:57:30.079 --> 01:57:32.939
He was creepy, man. He had like underage videos

01:57:32.939 --> 01:57:35.739
on his computer. Tonight, we take a look at what

01:57:35.739 --> 01:57:38.640
kept a lawmaker from voting yes. Because he's

01:57:38.640 --> 01:57:42.300
a pedophile, probably. Soria's reaction to the

01:57:42.300 --> 01:57:46.479
bill falling short. Extremely disappointed. Democrat

01:57:46.479 --> 01:57:49.640
and Assemblywoman Esmeralda Soria. She's hot.

01:57:50.199 --> 01:57:53.920
Reacting to AB 2753, not making it out of the

01:57:53.920 --> 01:57:56.239
Senate Elections Committee. What is wrong with

01:57:56.239 --> 01:57:59.899
politicians? These losers are ruling the world.

01:58:00.020 --> 01:58:03.340
That's the problem. Thank you very much. You're

01:58:03.340 --> 01:58:06.640
welcome to speak. Assemblymember. A bill which

01:58:06.640 --> 01:58:09.140
aimed to ban registered sex offenders from running

01:58:09.140 --> 01:58:12.430
for any local or state offices. comes after registered

01:58:12.430 --> 01:58:17.489
sex offender Rene Campos tried to run for Fresno

01:58:17.489 --> 01:58:21.250
City Council back in March. Campos pleaded no

01:58:21.250 --> 01:58:24.310
contest to a single misdemeanor charge of possessing

01:58:24.310 --> 01:58:26.810
and controlling child pornography back in 2018.

01:58:28.489 --> 01:58:31.529
In the end, he didn't get enough signatures to

01:58:31.529 --> 01:58:36.750
run for city council. But his attempt caused

01:58:36.750 --> 01:58:39.710
an uproar, both in Fresno and at the state level.

01:58:40.170 --> 01:58:42.909
Soria called him by name during the committee

01:58:42.909 --> 01:58:47.590
hearing. When Renee Campos, a registered sex

01:58:47.590 --> 01:58:49.569
offender, announced his intention to run for

01:58:49.569 --> 01:58:52.239
Fresno City Council. Our community was shocked

01:58:52.239 --> 01:58:55.000
and outraged. There are no state laws or statutes

01:58:55.000 --> 01:58:57.220
preventing registered sex offenders from running

01:58:57.220 --> 01:58:59.760
for public office in California, something Soria

01:58:59.760 --> 01:59:02.819
says the community wanted in the wake of Campus'

01:59:02.979 --> 01:59:06.539
run. And it didn't happen. I never want to hear

01:59:06.539 --> 01:59:10.500
any of these California idiots talk about Florida

01:59:10.500 --> 01:59:15.539
or other states. You guys suck. I mean, seriously,

01:59:15.779 --> 01:59:18.140
your gas is like nine bucks a gallon and you

01:59:18.140 --> 01:59:21.140
defend pedophiles and Gavin Newsom's your governor.

01:59:21.500 --> 01:59:25.619
Shut your ass. All right. We got about 30 seconds

01:59:25.619 --> 01:59:31.000
left on this broadcast here in Fresno. Oh, it

01:59:31.000 --> 01:59:32.800
was a good time. We were hanging out. We were

01:59:32.800 --> 01:59:36.000
doing stuff. But, you know, we got to say goodbye.

01:59:50.189 --> 01:59:52.229
I shouldn't say it after the wildfires, but it

01:59:52.229 --> 02:00:01.329
sucks out there. Bye, bitch. Mm -hmm. See you

02:00:01.329 --> 02:00:04.949
on Monday. Mm -hmm. All right. That was for our

02:00:04.949 --> 02:00:07.550
Fresno broadcast. Oh, let's do Chicago news.

02:00:07.729 --> 02:00:11.289
Oh, yeah. See what these mutants are doing. Mm

02:00:11.289 --> 02:00:21.100
-hmm. Live from the go, y 'all. Brian and the

02:00:21.100 --> 02:00:34.760
Bulls stand tall, yeah Six Yeah Six mad, but

02:00:34.760 --> 02:00:37.539
he been in these mics All in ten heights, now

02:00:37.539 --> 02:00:40.100
the cynic get tight From the berms to the block,

02:00:40.199 --> 02:00:42.619
that's a hell of a hike Turn the dial, see his

02:00:42.619 --> 02:00:45.779
name on the lights He got callers on the line,

02:00:45.800 --> 02:00:48.239
trying to break they news From the side to the

02:00:48.239 --> 02:00:50.699
sticks, they relate to the views Every segment

02:00:50.699 --> 02:00:53.699
like a story from the avenue Turn slick, then

02:00:53.699 --> 02:00:57.039
he fact -check the attitude This that Chicago

02:00:57.039 --> 02:01:01.579
news I'll be out and let them choose From the

02:01:01.579 --> 02:01:04.760
heights to the loop, what it do Every block,

02:01:04.800 --> 02:01:24.090
every verse in the room Yeah, pretty crazy. So

02:01:24.090 --> 02:01:26.329
get in the AC when you can. Check on your pets.

02:01:26.449 --> 02:01:28.470
All right, so they're saying it's hot out. That's

02:01:28.470 --> 02:01:31.029
the most Illinois thing ever. It's hot every

02:01:31.029 --> 02:01:34.279
day in Florida, bitch. Also breaking tonight,

02:01:34.439 --> 02:01:36.640
we're learning the identities and charges of

02:01:36.640 --> 02:01:38.399
the men arrested in connection with Monday's

02:01:38.399 --> 02:01:41.380
attack on a CBS Chicago news crew. They are William

02:01:41.380 --> 02:01:44.279
Huerta, Rafael Salinas, and John Twist. What

02:01:44.279 --> 02:01:49.159
a bunch of thugs! Losers. You make the whole

02:01:49.159 --> 02:01:51.260
city look bad, and then this dork makes the state

02:01:51.260 --> 02:01:56.340
look bad. Happy Hot Topic! Governor J .B. Pritzker

02:01:56.340 --> 02:01:59.140
says he thinks President Trump has dementia.

02:01:59.420 --> 02:02:03.260
Ah, geez. You know what, Dan? You suck, man!

02:02:03.800 --> 02:02:06.979
You claim you don't like Trump, but then you're

02:02:06.979 --> 02:02:08.920
doing the thing he does by talking about other

02:02:08.920 --> 02:02:12.819
people. You're a loser! And you have no willpower.

02:02:12.920 --> 02:02:15.380
You have to take frickin', uh, get all those

02:02:15.380 --> 02:02:21.579
zepics all this way, you dork. The Supreme Court

02:02:21.579 --> 02:02:23.779
has ruled to uphold state bans on transgender

02:02:23.779 --> 02:02:26.640
athletes in girls' sports. Alright, here's my

02:02:26.640 --> 02:02:30.859
thing. I am totally for trans rights. But you

02:02:30.859 --> 02:02:32.779
know how you got to do it? If you are trans,

02:02:33.060 --> 02:02:36.960
you got to have a category of trans. So if you're

02:02:36.960 --> 02:02:40.239
man to woman, have all the men to woman, mm -hmm,

02:02:40.279 --> 02:02:44.899
compete in the same area. Well, whatever. That's

02:02:44.899 --> 02:02:47.859
a touchy subject. Time for Winston -Salem News.

02:02:48.939 --> 02:03:00.489
Winston -Salem News. Winston -Salem News. From

02:03:00.489 --> 02:03:03.729
Winston, Salem, I'm talkin' clean. Spirulina

02:03:03.729 --> 02:03:06.369
breeze in my daily routine. Got that draw when

02:03:06.369 --> 02:03:09.569
I roll through the lines. Slow with the words,

02:03:09.569 --> 02:03:11.770
but the thought still shines. Rhyme hoppin' on

02:03:11.770 --> 02:03:15.529
the mic all day. Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play.

02:03:15.729 --> 02:03:18.210
Say what he mean, let the truth come through.

02:03:18.449 --> 02:03:21.550
If it hit the room, then it hit the room. He

02:03:21.550 --> 02:03:27.149
don't bite his tongue. No, he let it fly. If

02:03:27.149 --> 02:03:34.500
it's on his mind. Winston -Salem news Tell the

02:03:34.500 --> 02:03:40.779
truth Winston -Salem news Coming through Half

02:03:40.779 --> 02:03:44.159
an hour on the dial Let it loose Winston -Salem

02:03:44.159 --> 02:03:59.680
news That's the truth Winston -Salem news Happening

02:03:59.680 --> 02:04:01.539
now, the search is on for a woman who escaped

02:04:01.539 --> 02:04:03.760
to the North Piedmont confinement in response

02:04:03.760 --> 02:04:06.359
to a violation center for women in Lexington.

02:04:06.640 --> 02:04:09.359
Oh, yeah, this is like a real -life prison break.

02:04:10.439 --> 02:04:12.560
Officials say they were alerted to Mary Helms'

02:04:12.640 --> 02:04:14.380
escape during... She looks like a crazy broad.

02:04:14.739 --> 02:04:17.319
...the facility's 4 p .m. headcount. So there's

02:04:17.319 --> 02:04:19.100
that, and then there's... This is the most small

02:04:19.100 --> 02:04:22.590
-market headline ever. At Winston -Salem, police

02:04:22.590 --> 02:04:25.630
investigating a crash in the parking lot at Hanes

02:04:25.630 --> 02:04:30.909
Mall. Oh, yeah! I love Hanes Mall. Mm -hmm. They

02:04:30.909 --> 02:04:33.390
got a very good Sonic and Sonic. I used to go

02:04:33.390 --> 02:04:37.409
there with my Nana. Mm -hmm. But this is when

02:04:37.409 --> 02:04:38.909
you know you're in a small market, when you're

02:04:38.909 --> 02:04:41.670
covering a car crash. Happened outside the Belk

02:04:41.670 --> 02:04:44.430
department store. Six vehicles were involved.

02:04:44.590 --> 02:04:47.310
Police tell WXII the cause of the crash appears

02:04:47.310 --> 02:04:50.689
to be a medical emergency. Ah, there you go.

02:04:51.369 --> 02:04:55.449
It's North Carolina news. Let's end with Cleveland

02:04:55.449 --> 02:05:21.510
news like we always do. Let's do it. Town echoes

02:05:21.510 --> 02:05:23.909
the cabs and faded cabs past the preaching hustle.

02:05:24.109 --> 02:05:26.710
Corner kids trading maps where the vibe's Midwest,

02:05:26.989 --> 02:05:30.189
but the struggle overlaps. Cleveland news, where

02:05:30.189 --> 02:05:33.310
the truth gets raw. Rust belt blues, every crack,

02:05:33.449 --> 02:05:36.670
every flaw. Until it takes no sugar, no draw.

02:05:37.010 --> 02:05:40.069
Hoppy on the mic spitting facts, no law. Back

02:05:40.069 --> 02:05:42.909
alleys whisper, still grit in the air. Hoppy

02:05:42.909 --> 02:05:45.550
pulling cards, city troops laid bare. Bar sharper

02:05:45.550 --> 02:05:47.989
than the skyline, no time to spare. Opinions

02:05:47.989 --> 02:05:51.979
heavy as the lake, but he don't care. Woo! Aesthetic

02:05:51.979 --> 02:05:54.340
hum in the booth. Voice booming through the speakers.

02:05:54.539 --> 02:05:57.960
Hittin' with the truth. Tower city shadows. Echoing

02:05:57.960 --> 02:06:00.680
the youth. Uncut, unpolished. Cleveland's the

02:06:00.680 --> 02:06:03.659
proof. Poppy blends, no rose tint. Just grind

02:06:03.659 --> 02:06:06.619
every segment. A slice of Cleveland's mind. From

02:06:06.619 --> 02:06:08.859
the flats to the heights. Solar reefs combined.

02:06:09.359 --> 02:06:24.640
Unfiltered, unbothered, unrefined. Let's go!

02:06:24.720 --> 02:06:33.619
Happy Hot Topic! That's the most Cleveland headline

02:06:33.619 --> 02:06:45.399
ever. And the dangers of, if you listen to Alan

02:06:45.399 --> 02:07:25.539
Cox in the afternoon, it makes you stupid! They

02:07:25.539 --> 02:07:28.520
used the R word here. We think this is art. It

02:07:28.520 --> 02:07:31.000
could be worse, though. At least we're not Detroit.

02:07:32.859 --> 02:07:35.600
We're not Detroit. The masses, sports, you know,

02:07:35.600 --> 02:07:37.539
keep people from looking at their own lives and

02:07:37.539 --> 02:07:39.359
realizing how bad the facts they got, you know?

02:07:40.359 --> 02:07:45.359
I mean, if you couldn't get drunk and paint yourself

02:07:45.359 --> 02:07:48.579
orange and brown every Sunday, you might realize,

02:07:48.779 --> 02:08:19.930
I live in Cleveland. I'm gonna go shoot myself

02:08:19.930 --> 02:08:21.590
and my pregnant 12 -year -old daughter, right?

02:08:44.140 --> 02:08:49.920
Cleveland sucks! Cleveland sucks! Cleveland sucks!

02:08:50.159 --> 02:09:12.619
Cleveland sucks! on the outside, whether you're

02:09:12.619 --> 02:09:16.779
white, or black, or Sasquatch, even. As long

02:09:16.779 --> 02:09:19.939
as you follow your dreams, no matter how crazy

02:09:19.939 --> 02:09:23.539
or against the law it is. Except for Sasquatch.

02:09:23.619 --> 02:09:26.060
If you're Sasquatch, the rules are different.

02:09:26.199 --> 02:09:30.039
Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak. That's

02:09:30.039 --> 02:09:33.680
all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one

02:09:33.680 --> 02:09:35.500
of those guys who can't wait to get to work in

02:09:35.500 --> 02:09:43.289
the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes!

02:09:44.489 --> 02:10:11.000
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Hey,

02:10:11.000 --> 02:10:15.140
I'd like a $9 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh, do

02:10:15.140 --> 02:10:18.260
you have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good, and if

02:10:18.260 --> 02:10:21.039
you got an albino, send her up, too. In, like,

02:10:21.140 --> 02:10:23.420
20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so get them

02:10:23.420 --> 02:10:26.479
up there. I had, like, half a bottle of melatonin,

02:10:26.539 --> 02:10:29.960
six beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.

02:10:30.460 --> 02:10:51.729
Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no! I got PhDs

02:10:51.729 --> 02:10:56.649
in four scientific disciplines. Really? Why do

02:10:56.649 --> 02:11:00.229
you think they call me Dr. Quinn? I just thought

02:11:00.229 --> 02:11:03.310
that was a nickname. You know, like Dr. Gray.

02:11:03.630 --> 02:11:12.630
God, you're stupid. God, you're stupid. Hey,

02:11:12.630 --> 02:11:16.680
shut your ass. What is it now, Hooper? Have you

02:11:16.680 --> 02:11:20.180
turned on the TV lately? No, why? From Judd Winner,

02:11:20.199 --> 02:11:22.079
the maker of Gals Gone Wild, comes a little something

02:11:22.079 --> 02:11:25.779
for the ladies. Sack Flashers! Awesome! Yeah!

02:11:26.619 --> 02:11:29.239
All right! It takes balls to do what they're

02:11:29.239 --> 02:11:31.159
doing, but these boys have got them and more.

02:11:31.359 --> 02:11:34.899
They're Sack Flashers! We love Sack Flashers!

02:11:35.000 --> 02:11:39.319
Oh, it's the second time! Order now and get Sack

02:11:39.319 --> 02:11:41.840
Flashers 2, Sacks in the City, with bonus material,

02:11:42.060 --> 02:11:54.039
Beach Boys! That's up on this offer. I mean,

02:11:54.060 --> 02:11:56.220
someone at church or internet night or something.

02:11:56.380 --> 02:11:59.819
Ooh, what's that sign? Where they put them firecrackers

02:11:59.819 --> 02:12:02.239
up your buttholes? Now, that's a good... No,

02:12:02.279 --> 02:12:05.119
not that specific sign. But why? That's how I

02:12:05.119 --> 02:12:08.380
met your great -grandpappy. Oh, he loves him

02:12:08.380 --> 02:12:10.520
a good butthole. I told you not, never, ever,

02:12:10.539 --> 02:12:13.100
not, no, damn, don't, never, verbulate that man's

02:12:13.100 --> 02:12:15.739
name in the house again. I don't think you said

02:12:15.739 --> 02:12:19.090
his name. I swear they're a too busy band to

02:12:19.090 --> 02:12:22.050
exchange business cards. Don't you go Facebook

02:12:22.050 --> 02:12:24.409
him on the iBox neither. Sheriff says you race

02:12:24.409 --> 02:12:26.289
from down hell down to the library. Yeah, you

02:12:26.289 --> 02:12:29.689
know I do. You go strong or you don't go at all.

02:12:34.270 --> 02:12:37.930
Whoa, a real live robot. Or is that some kind

02:12:37.930 --> 02:12:41.609
of cheesy New Year's costume? Bite my shiny metal

02:12:41.609 --> 02:12:45.380
ass. It doesn't look so shiny to me. Shiner than

02:12:45.380 --> 02:13:23.479
yours, meatbag. And that is that. Hoppy Hour.

02:13:23.760 --> 02:13:33.300
Hoppy Hour. It's time for Hoppy in the morning.

02:13:36.720 --> 02:13:39.260
RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be right

02:13:39.260 --> 02:13:42.220
back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever

02:13:42.220 --> 02:13:48.460
we're going outside, all I smell is poop. and

02:13:48.460 --> 02:13:52.800
we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. As

02:13:52.800 --> 02:13:54.739
a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

02:13:54.739 --> 02:13:57.479
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

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Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

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so stick around, folks. Turn me up a little bit.

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When that music comes in, it gets loud. Swizzy!

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Yes! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! I don't know where the

02:15:16.319 --> 02:15:18.979
hell I'm from I'm from the bottom, so I do this

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for the diapers Quick, fast, turn the big apple

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into cider I do this, I'm a writer and a writer

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I spew it cause I'm nicer, but I do this for

02:15:28.039 --> 02:15:32.340
the lifers I'm a writer and a writer I spew it

02:15:32.340 --> 02:15:45.380
cause I'm nicer, but I do it for the lifers Yeah,

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everybody get your hands up, hands up, hands

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up, hands up higher You probably never see again

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Jardino, muy bien Big up to Biggie and Paco,

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I do it for you I put my heart into this This

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is much more than marketive music I can't do

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it, I can't do it Why y 'all don't need to thank

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us? Cause we do this all for you We knew that

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you were going through But we knew that we were

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02:17:29.940 --> 02:17:34.639
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the man hopping out of vans I ain't only teach

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how to We're all I'm out of here The hour will

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hope you know how to spell radio. Or it's in

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Hoppy Hour like you are right now in the podcast

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description is all of that. We're going to come

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back on Hoppy Hour and keep this party going

02:21:29.350 --> 02:21:35.670
and going. But let's hear from Aaron Hank. Would

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you can hear the Hammer and Hank show with Henry

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Oaks and Ryan Hoppe on Spotify by searching up

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Hammer and H -A -M -M -E -R -I -N Hank show and

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check it out on his podcast feed. People with

02:21:47.569 --> 02:21:50.489
autism are often treated like they are different.

02:21:50.610 --> 02:21:53.969
Believe me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but

02:21:53.969 --> 02:21:56.430
my buddies may have known me as Hammer Hank.

02:21:56.729 --> 02:21:59.450
I was labeled as slow when I started school.

02:21:59.709 --> 02:22:02.510
Come to find out at the age of 12, the doctors

02:22:02.510 --> 02:22:05.450
decided I was autistic. Now at the age of 48,

02:22:05.629 --> 02:22:08.090
I have completed an associate's degree in radio

02:22:08.090 --> 02:22:10.190
broadcasting and worked in the San Francisco

02:22:10.190 --> 02:22:13.350
Bay Area as an on -air personality. So yes, I

02:22:13.350 --> 02:22:16.049
am different. People with autism have no need

02:22:16.159 --> 02:22:20.059
no different than you. Laugh, laugh, love, and

02:22:20.059 --> 02:22:23.020
learn to gain education and join the workforce.

02:22:23.340 --> 02:22:27.399
I did it, and so can anyone else of autism. So

02:22:27.399 --> 02:22:30.459
when you meet someone with autism, don't feel

02:22:30.459 --> 02:22:33.299
sorry for them. Work with them. Find out for

02:22:33.299 --> 02:22:36.299
yourself that autism isn't a disease, it's a

02:22:36.299 --> 02:22:39.600
condition. To find out more about autism, please

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visit AutismSpeaks .org. Autism Speaks. It's

02:22:43.639 --> 02:23:59.600
time to listen. We'll be right back. We'll see

02:23:59.600 --> 02:24:09.090
you next time. See you gettin' loose! We gettin'

02:24:09.129 --> 02:24:15.510
loose! Hey! Let's get it! I'm a strong with a

02:24:15.510 --> 02:24:18.149
mean lean. When I'm guilty, then I'm representin'

02:24:18.149 --> 02:24:20.629
my home team. I'm super ugly with a stack of

02:24:20.629 --> 02:24:22.989
money, it's the Gator King. By the bar, I can

02:24:22.989 --> 02:24:25.069
miss the pimpin', it's the Gator Team. Tell them

02:24:25.069 --> 02:24:28.149
how we do it, Joe! Gator, Gator 1, rim, they're

02:24:28.149 --> 02:24:30.309
spinnin'. And I ain't even drivin', I'm just

02:24:30.309 --> 02:24:32.729
parkin' like Pippin'. Slide off in the club,

02:24:32.809 --> 02:24:35.950
and the man is in the 50s on fresh snow. Looks

02:24:35.950 --> 02:24:40.010
like an MLF and what it is? What it do? Come

02:24:40.010 --> 02:24:43.290
on, shawty, let me see you get loose If you bout

02:24:43.290 --> 02:24:46.270
it, you can get some Grey Goose And VIP, I'm

02:24:46.270 --> 02:24:49.729
putting my hands on you We got the remix, we

02:24:49.729 --> 02:24:52.909
got the flow We got them getting down on the

02:24:52.909 --> 02:24:57.129
floor We be getting low, we be getting low We

02:24:57.129 --> 02:25:00.030
be getting low, we be getting low Hey, get over

02:25:00.030 --> 02:25:03.829
here, Grey Goose Hey, shawty, let me see you

02:25:03.829 --> 02:25:15.120
get loose Don't put no chasers in my drink. I

02:25:15.120 --> 02:25:18.920
want two hot liggas, pal. Smoke, drank, smoke,

02:25:19.079 --> 02:25:45.450
drank. Smoke, drank, smoke, drank. I can't walk.

02:25:45.569 --> 02:25:49.889
I, I, I. I can't talk. Broken from the day to

02:25:49.889 --> 02:25:52.649
the dark. People all for square, but my goons

02:25:52.649 --> 02:25:55.989
don't pee. This drink's on you, all eyes on me.

02:25:56.250 --> 02:25:58.590
And niggas with me drinking dark. Henny mix with

02:25:58.590 --> 02:26:01.450
Remy Ma. Party going all night. But we kick it,

02:26:01.450 --> 02:26:04.129
kick it hard. Niggas, they smoking. They be getting

02:26:04.129 --> 02:26:06.530
choked out. Mix it with some liquor, nigga. We

02:26:06.530 --> 02:26:09.069
be getting choked out. Choked out. Choked out.

02:26:09.090 --> 02:26:11.590
We be getting choked out. Choked out. Choked

02:26:11.590 --> 02:26:14.450
out. We be getting choked out. Choked out. Joke,

02:26:14.450 --> 02:27:09.110
Joke, Joke I'm here. Academy of Martial Arts

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the hell you need. I'll go. Hi there. What'sJaysPrinting

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Area. Business cards, posters, yard signs, whatever

02:27:30.090 --> 02:27:32.610
the hell you need, print it up. I'll go. Hi there.

02:27:33.750 --> 02:27:38.549
Finally, I mentally all like me. Mm -hmm. If

02:27:38.549 --> 02:27:40.850
you live in Florida or Maryland, go to counselingoncall

02:27:40.850 --> 02:27:47.950
.net and there you can sign on. Hi, we're going

02:27:47.950 --> 02:27:49.670
to come back and I'll be out to keep this party

02:27:49.670 --> 02:27:53.510
going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco

02:27:53.510 --> 02:27:57.229
DJ, Hammer and Hank. I may look normal, but the

02:27:57.229 --> 02:27:59.350
truth is I have a condition known as autism.

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That's right. It's a condition, not a disease.

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That is, autism can strike anyone regardless

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of who they are. People with autism normally

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have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication

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skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.

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In the recent study, people with autism are less

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likely to have a job and more likely to become

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homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends

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and family, having a college education. I have

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even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as

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an honorary personality for many years. Always

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remember that people with autism want the same

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things as you, to be happy and successful, to

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find To find out more about autism, please contact

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your local mental health center or visit autismspeech

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.org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate

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your kindness. Blow the candles out. Blow the

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candles out. Blow the candles out. Sagittarius

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birthday November 27th. You will like that until

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I end up in money heaven. They be thinking they

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be claiming the fortune and with the bullshit

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they handing out. So let's just make a wish and.

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Blow the candles out, pull an all -white Phantom

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out I'ma kill them with the pants and the shirt

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and the shoes and the hat With the shades and

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the chain and the watch is the reason I be standin'

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now That's where ice will spin that cake while

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I make the icing off the cake It's good to be

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there, y 'all Come on, everybody, let's go, let's

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go, let's go, let's go We'll be right back. We'll

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be right back. I'm a hood star and I'm partying

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like a rock star. Do it like my birthday Do it

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like my birthday Do it like my birthday Do it

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like my birthday Do it like my birthday Do it

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like my birthday Do it like my birthday Do it

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like my birthday Do it like my birthday Do it

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like my birthday Do it like my birthday I do

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it like my birthday, I do it like it hurts Watch

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him, he's bad, just do it in the worst way I'm

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a winner, mama, I am in the first place Catch

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me on the dance floor, throwing up my birthplace

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I'm an animal, I woke up on a Monday And subsequently,

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I ain't gonna sleep till it was Thursday Kiss

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a shot of Patron and blow a birthday Get up with

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a G, take a home on Thursday Hurricane, mama,

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you can have it your way Y 'all can do it her

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way. Homestay room, do not disturb way. That's

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how I'ma do it when I do it like my birthday.

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Tick tock, clock's a -chookin', playin' cool

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breaks. Coffee's out, we're almost done, feels

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like robbery in banks. Tryin' to hop me on the

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mic, droppin' wisdom through streams. Syndicated

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sorrow, now it's time to shatter dreams. Oh,

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the hobby hour is comin' to a close. Radio waves

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fading like a wilting rose Laughter and joy dissolving

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in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh life's

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just so unfair All my fuzz and fuzz, the laughter's

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growing dim Ear drums mixed in hoppy like fingers

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without rings VHX to FM, shoutouts hit the street

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But soon the sound will vanish like shadows in

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the heat Oh, the happy hour is coming to a close.

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Radio waves fading like a wilting rose. Laughter

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and joy dissolving in the air will keep the rhythm.

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Oh, life's just so unfair. Oh, life's buzzing,

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but the laughter's growing dim. Eardrums mix

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and hoppy like fingers without rings. He ejects

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the FM. Shadows hit the street. But soon the

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sound will vanish like shadows in the heat. Oh,

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the happy hour is coming to a close. Radio waves

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fading like a wilting rose. Laughter and joy

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Dissolving in the air but we'll keep the rhythm

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Oh life's just so unfair Oh life's just so unfair

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Nooned in every night like clockwork to a show

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Now it's time to face the silence like the TV

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on Snow Riot Happy held the mic with humor so

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divine The void left in our hearts wider than

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a canyon line Coming to an end like a rollercoaster

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stopping round a river's bend. Hoppy strokes

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and jabs ease our daily grind. Now silence flowers

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and the thoughts we can't rewind. Oh, the hoppy

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hour is coming to a close. Radio waves fading

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like a Wilson Rose. Laughter and joy dissolving

02:35:06.520 --> 02:35:09.260
in the air, but we'll keep the rhythm. Oh, life's

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just so unfair. The hoppy hour is coming to a

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close. Radio waves fading like a Wilson Rose.

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It's time for hockey in the morning. RyanHockeyRadio

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.com I like that. He's gone. He probably had

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Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

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all I smell is poop. I'll kick you in the nuts

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and we'll call it Poppy hour is now over. Poppy

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hour is now over. Game over. This concludes our

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broadcast day. Good night. And God bless America.

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Doors closing.