Warren Sapp DM's Hoppe, AI Mojo In The Morning, & More

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Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. And now, something completely different.

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The Lakers added Walker Kessler from the Utah

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Jazz via sign and trade for two first -round

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picks and two first -round pick swaps. Signed

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him to a four -year, $130 million deal to partner

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him with Donjic and Austin Reeves. But Stephen

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A. Smith has a problem with their three best

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players being white. Oh, yeah. Can you imagine

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if I said that, Stephen? Oh, yeah. You got, uh...

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Yeah, I can't even think of an example. Oh, you

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got Tyrone Maxey. You got the other guy. And

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then you got Jalen Brown. Oh, you got three black

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boys. Oh, yeah. Why is the whole team black?

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Hey, man. Why'd they draft a black guy, you know,

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in the Chicago Bulls draft? Does this sound good?

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I don't want to trade the white boy or the black

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boy. Shut up, dude. You are such a divisive guy,

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but you hide. You always go to press boxes because

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you know if you walk around the outlets you talk

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about, you get bitch slapped. Where the hell

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do Los Angeles Lakers think they're going with

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a bunch of white dudes? I don't know. They're

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pretty good bars. You got Austin Reeves who shoots

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threes. You got Luka Doncic who took a team to

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the finals. And the other guy, I forget his name.

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He's very serviceable. You claim you want racism

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in the head, and then you're making it about

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race. You know why you do it, but you don't know

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diddly squat about sports. You're stupid. Somebody

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had to say it, so I'm saying it. Your three top

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players are white dudes? Oh, heaven forbid. one

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of the top 20 players in the league being there.

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And Austin Reeves has a lot of potential and

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won't be held back by the selfishness of LeBron

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because they'll actually need him to score every

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night. Really? You're a douche, dude. Little

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bitch laugh face, man. I respect you. You know

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how to make a dollar. You know how to get opportunities.

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Talent -wise, body of work -wise, I just think

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you stoop to this stupid level because you don't

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know that much about sports. I actually think

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you're in the wrong position. I think you should

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be like Tony Riesi or whatever that guy's name

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was from those ESPN shows. He would be a good

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host to let others talk, but because he talks

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so much, he runs out of things to say, so he

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starts making making things up. You're an idiot.

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This ain't golf. Can you imagine if I said this?

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Oh, the NHL drafted a black guy. This ain't basketball.

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It doesn't sound good when I do it. Is there

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a bigger freaking loser in the NFL than Johnny

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Manziel? When I worked for Robert's Morning Glory,

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Robert got mad because he likes to act like he's

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not in Cleveland. And I said, Johnny Menzel,

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if you can't handle the media in Cleveland, how

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are you going to handle the NFL? This isn't TMZ

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land, bro. I remember exactly where I was. It

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was the day before my dad died and I was watching

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Rover blast me on his show about he's making

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it about him. And my dad's like, welcome to show

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business. One of the last words he ever said

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to me. But back to Johnny Menzel. Dude, I saw

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you were freaking out about Rizzo or whatever

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that sports radio guy was going off on you. Probably

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because it's true, dude. Everyone knew Johnny

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Menzel is the guy that would go from bar to bar

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drunk as hell. And yes, I know people can change.

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But you can't rewrite the past. You were essentially

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a nepo baby. Your whole life, you had everything

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given to you. And then you had the chance to

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run the dog pound. And you know what you did?

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Yeah, I did not run the dog pound. You failed.

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And then Baker Mayfield came to town. And that

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whole town... Turned on him. Essentially because

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of the rover. Look it up. I don't even want to

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bring it up, but I just did. Man, that's out

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of Cleveland so quick to turn on their quarterbacks.

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I'm surprised they haven't turned on Deshaun

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yet. Well, they're kind of stuck with him. There's

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really no option there. But Johnny Menzel, he

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was like, he wrote like four paragraphs on Twitter

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and he like called the like C word. It's like,

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dude, you're a classless loser. Yeah. Oh yeah,

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you did so well in college. How did that turn

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out then? I'm usually not right about sports,

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but I called it. If you can't handle the Cleveland

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media, which you still can, even though you're

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like 36 and past your prime, it wasn't meant

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for you, dude. You know what was meant for you?

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Totally not doing cocaine. And I say that to

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avoid legal stuff. You totally were always sober,

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Johnny Mazzel. And you never walked out on tabs

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at bars. Freaking loser, dude. Jesus Christ.

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You know what's been driving me nuts? I used

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that AI site to make AI music. And oh, I wish

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I had this power. You know, like Lil Wayne and

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Taylor Swift are very unique names. I can't even

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make a song about Lil Wayne. It's not Lil Wayne

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rapping. The song is called Lil Wayne News. But

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Lil Wayne owns the name, the copyright to it,

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so it won't even let me make it. But here's the

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more infuriating part. Pardon my cough. There's

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that dirty, rotten imbecile known as Taylor Frankie

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Paul. who's on The Bachelor or whatever and the

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Mormon Wives show. She's a loser. But that's

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not the point. The point is I really want to

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do a song called Taylor Frankie Paul News. But

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it's copyrighted. The name Taylor is copyrighted

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by Taylor Swift. But I'm not talking about you.

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It ain't all about you, honey. You know, you

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got that wedding going on in the whole world,

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kids in your house, because they're all big.

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I don't care. You know what I did this morning?

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I took a 25 -minute dump. And you know what you

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did this morning, Taylor? Maybe it was a two

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-minute dump, but you took a dump. We all take

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dumps in the morning. We're all going to die

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someday. I don't care. You don't impress me.

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It is a time for a happy Zimbox. Right now. It's

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time for Hoppy's Inbox. Oh, I should probably

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have turned on. Oh, man. We're going to manifest

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not having production issues today. I am not

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in the mood for that. I hate when I listen back

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and I'm like, I could have turned off the pot

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there. All right. Take two. It's time for Hoppy's

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Inbox. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox. Only on Hoppy

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Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah. A freaking inbox

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blower. LeVar Ball in the WWE with one leg. Ha

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ha. That'd be amazing. I did that rant about

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LeVar Ball and I said he'd be great. And I actually

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got a nice comment on YouTube. Because it's Mercury

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and Gatorade or Retrograde or whatever they say.

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I usually don't get nice comments on YouTube.

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Because they're anonymous douchebags. That's

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why. That's all. Another message I got. I did

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a post on my Facebook and on my Instagram. At

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RyanHobbyRadio and at Facebook .com slash RyanHobbyRadio.

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I'm going to load it up so I can quote it. I

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saw this meme for this picture of something from

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the 2000s. And I wanted to see if people knew

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it at once. It says right here. You wouldn't

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steal a car. A nice little Comic -Con, little

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sans butt. And I asked my audience if they knew

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what it meant. And Steve Pulaski said, a movie

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I ripped off of Pirate Bay. And Chris Schray,

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who I worked with at WCPT in Chicago, said, intense

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music. You wouldn't steal a baby. Intense music.

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You wouldn't steal a prize call at a state fair.

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Intense music backs up. Don't steal movies. Copyright

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infringement is the worst crime of something

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of like that. And then Ryan Anthony, I don't

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know what his last name is. He said it's a DVD

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anti -piracy commercial. Yes, good times. Now

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I use Moviebox Pro, bitch. Movie. Let me see

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if I can find a commercial. Movie. It's a riveting

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radio, isn't it? Movie. Piracy. Commercial. 2000s.

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Oh, yeah. You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't

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steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a television.

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You wouldn't steal a DVD. Downloading. Pirating.

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It's stealing. Stealing. It's a gun stuck up.

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Piracy. It's a crime. Oh, yeah. I don't know

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why I remember there being words. Like, not words.

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I feel like I Mandela affected, like, there being

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a voiceover of the guy doing the words. Maybe

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it was so intense when I would watch it in the

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movie theater that I felt like the words were

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being said to me. Because it's like so high poppy.

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I could have sworn that's that Mandela effect

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just like that movie Kazam that does not exist.

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Which I'm so convinced it exists. Jesus Christ.

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So this is me on talking about Alabama Barker.

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So what is my favorite stream you've done in

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the past month? That you've done in the past

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month? Yeah. I'm gonna be honest, bro. You're

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not gonna want to hear it. No, just say it. Be

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honest. I don't like, I don't know. There's like

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this, I don't know if it's because like, I always

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say that the Gen Z kids that were in high school

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during COVID or any type of school, not really

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college as much, but like, so I guess that would

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be, 2001 would be the last, unless you had to

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go to school a fifth year. 2001 is 18 years before

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2019. So the 2019 graduates, the ones that are

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like 25 now are normal, but these 2020 on babies

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are weird. You got to admit it. And he does this

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really passive thing. It drives me nuts. Oh,

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I got some food in my teeth. It's gross. Probably

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should have brushed. There's this thing that

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drives me nuts about him. Where when he's asked

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something, he does this really annoying thing.

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What do you mean? What do you mean? It kind of

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reminds me, I know this is such a freaking niche

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reference, but it really reminds me. And only

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people in Tampa and San Antonio are going to

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get this in Tulsa. But it reminds me of a Billy

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Madison show, like when Billy Madison's making

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fun of Nard. Nard, get over here. Nard, we're

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going to DP your life. That's what it sounds

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like. Let me see if I can get a clip of Billy

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Madison with Nard so you can hear it. It sounds

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just like neon. Oh, geez. Ah, let's see here.

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The Gnard bit of the day. I bet this is riveting.

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You're the goat. I would be a goat. Can you just

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give me a second so I can take this call and

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then you can get back to doing it. Billy Madison.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, Deacon. That sound

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effect describes the Billy Madison show. Alright,

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Deacon. He's got an Australian... This is very

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distracting. This show is on the top of the San

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Antonio ratings. God bless him. I love him. Yes,

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I mean... All right, Deacon. You hear that like

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neon? Ah, ah, ah, ah. Here's the video. What's

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up, Sarah? Hey. Hey. Nard just thinks all Lord

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of the Rings girls are big. What? Here's Nard

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right here. What? What? I used to be like your

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biggest fan. What? Oh. You guys were so cute.

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Why? There's something wrong with you. Because

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he's funny. He's not. But I'm done with him.

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What? What did I do? What did I do? I sound like

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Neon. Funny is because me and Derek set it all

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up for him. Yeah, he set me up for that. No,

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we have to sit. Don't you hear that right there?

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Listen. Set me up for that. I don't really feel

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like pissing off BMS for playing their show.

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Be honest. Your band machines, bro. Your band

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machines. I'll be honest. I'm just being honest,

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bro. I feel like it was a good dynamic, and then

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you guys got into an argument, and then it became

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a whole back -and -forth thing on the internet,

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and then you're like, hey, I just want... It

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was never real! He never had a chance with our

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dad! To all these Gen Z people thinking he had

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a chance, bro! Let me lift up my seat, my little

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chair, the office chair. I'm down on the ground.

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I don't know where I should be. No! I'm telling

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you, dude, he just... He's a beta male. He got

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used. And why can I say that? I don't mean to

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be a beta male at times, but I got used. I want

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to clear my name, and then she's like, nah, nah,

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nah, nah, nah. He said this, he did that. It's

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so weird. And then it just became a weird thing.

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Nah, I agree, bro. The streams are... Whatever,

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Billy Madison. This is where you never know what

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you're going to get on a happy hour. One second,

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I could be talking about how I had a stomach

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ache this morning. The next second, I could be

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dissecting why neon reminds me of Nathan Norris,

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a .k .a. Nard from the Billy Madison Show. At

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least I don't have to show my face on this show.

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You all know what I look like. I'm totally awkward.

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But there's no video. What I'm telling you, ladies

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and gentlemen, boys and girls, there's nothing

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on this show. You don't need to see me. I make

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weird facial expressions when I rant. I look

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like a jackass. Half the comic community would

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think I'm jackasses because they don't like the

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truth. You hear all this paper? It's the truth.

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I don't know what that means. It's someone's

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show prep and I just got it all freaking... Crumbly.

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I'm sorry. There was this one time that a lot

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of radio people, like the old school guys, print

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out their prep. All my prep's on a Google Docs,

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and I open it up gradually. But all their old

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school guys, like MJ and all my homies, they

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print out things, which is fine. I just didn't

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grow up really with a printer. We had very limited

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printing paper anyway. And there's one time my

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dad got really mad because I printed out pictures

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of Kobe Bryant to put in my room. Ah, what a

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childhood. I love you, Dad. I'm kidding. But

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all this prep right here is just a bunch of stuff.

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It's the truth. There was this time. Now it's

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all crumply. Oops. What day is it from? It's

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from two days ago, so it's all prepped. You want

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to hear what the prep says? Oh, my God. I love

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this bit. I used to have access to the prep service.

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This is great. We'll get to Blake Griffin getting

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a sports drink in a second. Okay. There's a company

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called Wise Prime Media. AKA the complete sheep.

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And Wise Brother Media, you know, if you listen

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to your typical radio show, they got all the

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production pieces ready. Oh, here's the last

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20 seconds of the Stanley Cup last night. Mm

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-hmm. Or here's this bad tryout on American Idol.

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And you know how they have it like perfectly

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edited? Usually the producer didn't do that.

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It was sent to you by a prep service. And I had

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access to this when I worked at 102 .5 The Bone.

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And from like the first year and a half of this

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iteration of this show, remember when I would

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have like the national day? I still do it with

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the blue dye. Remember when I would have like

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the national day and it would be like, I don't

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know, it would be like Monday or whatever. Well,

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they did an audit on the website. And my counter

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was like, there was like a reply. It was the

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most awkward email ever. It was sent to like,

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I don't know, 18 people. And it was like, who

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here needs access to Wise Brother? And who here

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does it? And my name was like first, even though

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I was, I mean, I was first in the rating. But

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my name was first and the counter was like, only

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keep these people please. And then I just say,

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I emailed him back with a smile. But here's the

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prep sheet that's in this room. Taylor and Travis

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update. They're building a castle inside Madison

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Square Garden. Oh, how am I missing out on this

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prep? Alan Jackson's final show will get a live

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album release. Mm -hmm. Kane Brown says it's

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easier to make friends with athletes than country

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artists because they're using you. Mm -hmm. The

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big moments from Alan Jackson's final show. Rod

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Atkins was invited to the Grand Ole Pre. The

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Taylor and Travis wedding will be over 10 hours.

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Margot Robbie is 36 years old. Oh my God, this

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makes me feel old. Lindsay Lohan is 40. I wish

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she ever. And that was the Ryan Show. That was

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the prep we were going through that we got from

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a prep service. And now, it is time for War of

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the Roses. What the hell's going on? Oh, my God.

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I got cheated on. Let's go. Hey, Jed, did we

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get a hold of the actor? Yes, sir. uh here's

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uh kayla nicole should go on love island always

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a hot topic everybody want to be nosy and wonder

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what your relationship and what kayla nicole

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is doing Who she's having three sons with. Who's

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absolutely plowed her into the first. Because

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that's annoying as she is. If you have that woman

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on your lap, you got to go to work. Do they really?

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I have to ask. If you had a chance to be on Love

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Island Celebrity Edition, would you do it? Wait,

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Celebrity Edition changes it a little bit. Oh

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yeah, you're such a celebrity. Oh, you're so

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fake. Famous. Because the thing about Love Island

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is like, I just feel like, I don't know if I

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could go to the lengths that them people could

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go to on that. She's got those muscular arms,

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gives you the thought of going, you know, doing

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this stuff to me. Same thing. But if they kind

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of like pulled the reins in a little bit. Girl,

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I would love the attention, but no one really

00:20:25.579 --> 00:20:29.319
thinks about me. Mm -hmm. No one really goes,

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oh my God, I'm a fan of Kayla Nicole. I like

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looking at Kayla Nicole. I can't really reach

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out to Kayla Nicole, but she blocked me. Ah,

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Jace. Mm -hmm. Mm. I would think about it. Oh,

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no. I say all the time, I would love to host

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it, though. Like, if they need it. Oh, yeah,

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you'd be so great with that riveting personality

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of yours. New host. You would. I really don't

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have a favorite this season. I just don't feel

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like the guys are giving it how they should have

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been giving it. You're just talking about yourself

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in relationships. Because you're lazy. Jesus

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Christ. You're 34 years old. You got a rocking

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body. You don't wonder why you're single. I mean,

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I'm going to be 33 and I wonder why I'm single.

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But what I'm saying is, when you say things like

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that that are against men, of course you're single.

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You're nine. Here's Ivanka Trump. And Lil Wayne

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apologizes via his Instagram after he failed

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to show up on his 20 years of Carter tour. Yeah.

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To me, this perfectly describes Lil Wayne that

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he doesn't show up to the Carter tour after 20

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years. He's an idiot. And again, he's my top

00:22:10.950 --> 00:22:17.849
listen to artist of all time on Spotify. But

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Lil Wayne, this is why you ain't getting Coachella.

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Or the Super Bowl. Because you show up late like

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a douchebag. Showing up late is the best you

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do. Some of the arms just don't even show up.

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of course rap mogul Lil Wayne he's apologizing

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after fans say that they were disappointed because

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he never took the stage at a concert that was

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yeah he went to like 1045 and he didn't show

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up because he probably had sound ordinance at

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11 if you're not going to show up just tell him

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at 8 o 'clock you ruined everyone's Thursday

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night you douchebag set to take place in Bangor,

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Maine yeah the show was set to launch Wayne's

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20 years of Carter Classics tour but after the

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opening act and a dj performed the crowd was

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yeah it's always the worst when you hear the

00:23:04.789 --> 00:23:07.230
dj playing the music and what's funny is if the

00:23:07.230 --> 00:23:10.710
dj was doing an all lil wayne mix the funny part

00:23:10.710 --> 00:23:13.630
is that mix probably sounded better than if lil

00:23:13.630 --> 00:23:15.849
wayne would have performed told that the night

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was over didn't have to go home but they had

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to get out of there lil wayne later promised

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and rescheduled the show for july 28th how can

00:23:22.670 --> 00:23:26.069
we trust you he apologized online so fans are

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sharing their disappointment over what happened

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Last night I was 100 % emotional and I left my

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whole crew behind. Screamed at the street. Yeah.

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I was cheating on my husband. She was mad. She

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cried. Oh, I'm a ride or die. I'm going to see

00:23:39.390 --> 00:23:41.410
him in New Hampshire. Oh, yeah. This is like

00:23:41.410 --> 00:23:44.829
this busty 38 -year -old that has like Jersey

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Shore skin. Oh, I'd plow that. I'm sure on Friday.

00:23:48.930 --> 00:23:50.630
Maybe he'll show up. She looks like a pumpkin.

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Oh. You got to work on that five -second delay

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with the news, by the way. Jesus Christ. My idea

00:23:57.700 --> 00:24:00.559
was exactly how you just said it. Remember, they

00:24:00.559 --> 00:24:03.980
did reschedule that show for July 28th, but there's

00:24:03.980 --> 00:24:06.319
also another show for Wayne down in Saratoga

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Springs, New York. That's coming up next. I'm

00:24:08.940 --> 00:24:12.500
an idiot. Here's the message you wrote. My main

00:24:12.500 --> 00:24:17.119
fans, I'm so sorry. The show is being rescheduled

00:24:17.119 --> 00:24:20.200
to July 28th. Please hold on to your tickets.

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They will be honored for the rescheduled date.

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More information will be emailed directly to

00:24:28.099 --> 00:24:32.779
ticket holders. He then writes, I ain't shit

00:24:32.779 --> 00:24:34.599
without you. I can't wait to come back and I

00:24:34.599 --> 00:24:36.880
give you the show you deserve. You could have

00:24:36.880 --> 00:24:38.799
got rid of the part that said, without you, I

00:24:38.799 --> 00:24:40.460
can't wait to come back and give you the show

00:24:40.460 --> 00:24:43.079
you deserve. He just said, I ain't shit. What

00:24:43.079 --> 00:24:46.759
the hell is wrong with you, dude? I mean, if

00:24:46.759 --> 00:24:48.200
you're not going to show up, tell him at 8 o

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'clock. So everyone can go to the dive bar and

00:24:51.259 --> 00:24:53.460
listen to a Lil Wayne mix and have more fun in

00:24:53.460 --> 00:24:57.920
your crappy performance. What's going on here?

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Arrested for chasing a man with a knife during

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a domestic disturbance. Of course, this is Tampa.

00:25:07.960 --> 00:25:11.220
I was looking to see where it was at. This is

00:25:11.220 --> 00:25:15.779
a TMZ clip. Of course, it was Tampa. The domestic,

00:25:15.819 --> 00:25:18.000
the speed cap it all around. Bring to officials

00:25:18.000 --> 00:25:21.539
on June 29th, 2026, just before 3 .30 in the

00:25:21.539 --> 00:25:23.559
morning. I bet they listen to Kelton in the morning.

00:25:24.200 --> 00:25:26.819
I'm going to call in for Sparkle. Deputies responded

00:25:26.819 --> 00:25:29.279
to a domestic disturbance call at a home. home

00:25:29.279 --> 00:25:31.599
in Tampa. During the investigation, deputies

00:25:31.599 --> 00:25:34.180
say they learned that the suspect, Andrea Patino,

00:25:34.279 --> 00:25:44.380
retrieved a knife and chased the victim outside

00:25:44.380 --> 00:25:46.660
of the home after he took her car keys. They

00:25:46.660 --> 00:25:48.500
say that he did this to prevent her from driving

00:25:48.500 --> 00:25:52.019
under the influence. Yeah, you're a dumb one.

00:25:52.579 --> 00:25:56.000
He was arrested and she was charged with aggravated

00:25:56.000 --> 00:25:59.660
assault with a deadly weapon. There you go. Tampa!

00:26:03.339 --> 00:26:05.559
Tampa's like, we want to be respected as a legitimate

00:26:05.559 --> 00:26:09.039
city. And then they do that. This is very strange.

00:26:10.599 --> 00:26:13.259
Donald Trump shares an AI video of him as a doctor.

00:26:13.559 --> 00:26:15.539
Or someone you know been diagnosed with TDS.

00:26:15.720 --> 00:26:18.930
The symptoms can be relentless. Trump deranged.

00:26:18.930 --> 00:26:21.450
I sent him. Fortunately, I'm Dr. Trump, and I

00:26:21.450 --> 00:26:24.769
am. All right. I'm going to lose it. No, no,

00:26:24.769 --> 00:26:27.009
no. I don't think I emphasized it enough. You're

00:26:27.009 --> 00:26:35.470
a loser. That's better. And it's. You're a never

00:26:35.470 --> 00:26:38.769
baby. I wonder if Joseph Carle of the Joe Show

00:26:38.769 --> 00:26:42.799
voted for you. Justin Bieber. to perform at the

00:26:42.799 --> 00:26:45.000
FIFA World Cup final. All my believers to the

00:26:45.000 --> 00:26:47.200
front immediately. Justin Bieber may not be giving

00:26:47.200 --> 00:26:49.299
us a tour, but he may be headed to one of the

00:26:49.299 --> 00:26:52.240
biggest stages in sports. I forget my ex for

00:26:52.240 --> 00:26:56.400
being a dirty rat in an episode. Mm -hmm. But

00:26:56.400 --> 00:26:59.759
she wanted to leave the Justin Bieber concert

00:26:59.759 --> 00:27:05.880
early at LA. But she said, it's too loud in here

00:27:05.880 --> 00:27:07.559
and you'll be able to see him again. And then

00:27:07.559 --> 00:27:09.240
he's like saying, I'm never going to tour again.

00:27:09.440 --> 00:27:17.339
God damn it. So Neon's really impressionable.

00:27:19.240 --> 00:27:23.680
Here's the thing about Neon. He hung out with

00:27:23.680 --> 00:27:27.410
Malik Beasley. Who's in a little bit of trouble?

00:27:29.369 --> 00:27:31.890
Not because he hung out with Neon, but Malik

00:27:31.890 --> 00:27:35.410
Beasley's in a little bit of trouble. And here's

00:27:35.410 --> 00:27:42.549
Neon to defend him against the feds. By the way,

00:27:42.569 --> 00:27:44.029
I want to say something. I'm going to speak on

00:27:44.029 --> 00:27:47.930
this once. One time and move on. I see these

00:27:47.930 --> 00:27:53.569
allegations getting put on my friend. Malik.

00:27:54.519 --> 00:27:57.200
I'm Malik Beasley. I'm sure he's totally your

00:27:57.200 --> 00:28:00.140
friend and not using you for the platform you

00:28:00.140 --> 00:28:04.420
can provide. I just want to say I know him as

00:28:04.420 --> 00:28:06.779
a person. I know him as a human. Oh, you totally

00:28:06.779 --> 00:28:09.480
do. The two hours you were sitting in that diner.

00:28:09.500 --> 00:28:12.420
Oh, you know everything about him. He would never

00:28:12.420 --> 00:28:14.920
partake in anything like that. Yeah, you know,

00:28:14.980 --> 00:28:17.599
the stat lines where people are accusing him

00:28:17.599 --> 00:28:20.859
of doing things align with what he's in trouble

00:28:20.859 --> 00:28:24.609
with. I saw he pleaded not guilty. He didn't

00:28:24.609 --> 00:28:31.190
do shit. You don't know him personally. You didn't

00:28:31.190 --> 00:28:35.170
want video on him. I, and this is not, I'm not

00:28:35.170 --> 00:28:37.970
saying he's a criminal, but I interviewed Charlemagne

00:28:37.970 --> 00:28:41.950
to God for 30 minutes. I don't know him. You

00:28:41.950 --> 00:28:45.170
just interviewed him, you idiot. People are out

00:28:45.170 --> 00:28:47.549
here trying to tarnish his name. Yeah, he was

00:28:47.549 --> 00:28:50.589
gambling on thousands of dollars when he's making

00:28:50.589 --> 00:28:53.549
a million dollars or something a year. It's stupid.

00:28:53.950 --> 00:28:56.349
His name down when they're in the wrong. How

00:28:56.349 --> 00:28:58.490
are they in the wrong? But he's the one gambling

00:28:58.490 --> 00:29:02.809
on himself to hit a parlay, dude. And the truth

00:29:02.809 --> 00:29:04.170
will come to light, my brother. Stay strong.

00:29:05.230 --> 00:29:08.450
Oh, yeah. I'm sure he's totally inspired by the

00:29:08.450 --> 00:29:13.690
duty used for it. Jesus Christ. I think it's,

00:29:13.690 --> 00:29:19.369
I can see how people use me on. And I can kind

00:29:19.369 --> 00:29:21.869
of see how people use. And it's like, you know

00:29:21.869 --> 00:29:29.329
what, Dan? Have at it. Let people use you. You'll

00:29:29.329 --> 00:29:38.970
find out real quick who your homies are. And

00:29:38.970 --> 00:29:41.269
with the mercury inching up towards record levels,

00:29:41.490 --> 00:29:44.049
Mayor Modani says it's really important to conserve

00:29:44.049 --> 00:29:46.549
energy. He called for New Yorkers to set their

00:29:46.549 --> 00:29:50.410
thermostats at 78 degrees. I first didn't mind,

00:29:50.589 --> 00:29:53.089
guys. Nice seeing them hang out with Knick fans.

00:29:53.289 --> 00:29:55.410
But I'm sure you don't keep your house at that,

00:29:55.529 --> 00:30:00.430
you douchebag. Sorry, Dad. And did the same thing

00:30:00.430 --> 00:30:03.089
at Gracie Mansion. The mayor responded to crazy.

00:30:03.089 --> 00:30:05.690
I'm sure you're totally doing it at your mansion,

00:30:05.950 --> 00:30:09.589
you neppo baby dish. by someone on social media

00:30:09.589 --> 00:30:14.210
taking him to task, saying 78 was too high. It's

00:30:14.210 --> 00:30:15.630
because of the power grid. He wants people to

00:30:15.630 --> 00:30:19.769
have it at 78. I have it in the 60s, bitch! Political

00:30:19.769 --> 00:30:22.710
reporter Marsha Kramer asked him about it. Are

00:30:22.710 --> 00:30:25.230
you sticking with 78 degrees? I am, and I'm...

00:30:25.230 --> 00:30:29.190
Yeah, bitch! Sticking with it because this is

00:30:29.190 --> 00:30:31.349
a long -standing city policy through multiple

00:30:31.349 --> 00:30:35.089
administrations. Oh, yeah! Call a bearded socialist

00:30:35.089 --> 00:30:39.630
or whatever you are! You're a douche! You know,

00:30:39.670 --> 00:30:43.009
in those old New York City buildings. 78 does

00:30:43.009 --> 00:30:47.630
not feel good. I bet you're asking that at like

00:30:47.630 --> 00:30:50.750
68, you dish. We're also following the guidance

00:30:50.750 --> 00:30:53.150
of the U .S. Department of Energy. I myself set

00:30:53.150 --> 00:30:56.250
my thermostat to 78. I hate the way he talks

00:30:56.250 --> 00:30:57.970
through his teeth. You don't want to bitch slap

00:30:57.970 --> 00:31:01.750
him. Yeah, nine. Let me tell you, 78 hits different

00:31:01.750 --> 00:31:04.470
when you're looking at 112 outside. He says that

00:31:04.470 --> 00:31:09.559
as his face is hit with sweat. Hmm. You know

00:31:09.559 --> 00:31:11.880
all the liberal businesses are doing it. We gotta

00:31:11.880 --> 00:31:14.380
save the power grid. That ain't my problem, dude.

00:31:22.169 --> 00:31:24.609
Saying don't believe every. Let me rewind that

00:31:24.609 --> 00:31:27.990
for now. Josh Hart is saying don't believe everything

00:31:27.990 --> 00:31:32.430
you read. Yeah, he probably didn't get the wedding

00:31:32.430 --> 00:31:34.589
invite. I don't think she knows who he is. Taylor

00:31:34.589 --> 00:31:36.569
Swift and Travis Kelsey. The only reason she

00:31:36.569 --> 00:31:38.069
went to the Knicks game is because it had that

00:31:38.069 --> 00:31:40.509
stupid shirt that said Stevie Nicks on it. And

00:31:40.509 --> 00:31:42.410
then Stevie Nicks is performing at the wedding.

00:31:42.509 --> 00:31:46.500
We all fell for it. The wedding buzz continues

00:31:46.500 --> 00:31:49.420
to reach a fever pitch. The New York Knicks star

00:31:49.420 --> 00:31:51.400
is shutting down. A fever pitch, really terrible.

00:31:51.480 --> 00:31:53.339
She must have thought that had to do with basketball.

00:31:54.420 --> 00:31:58.339
He had a home run at Josh Hart. One rumor about

00:31:58.339 --> 00:32:01.279
the guest list. After multiple reports claimed

00:32:01.279 --> 00:32:04.279
the Knicks starting five had scored invites to

00:32:04.279 --> 00:32:07.099
the big day. After Taylor supported them on their

00:32:07.099 --> 00:32:10.240
way to winning the NBA playoffs last month. Fellow

00:32:10.240 --> 00:32:14.220
NBA player Jeremy Sohan jokingly asked Hart if

00:32:14.220 --> 00:32:17.220
he could be his plus one. Oh, yeah. I feel like

00:32:17.220 --> 00:32:19.519
Josh Hart's that player that they all just bust.

00:32:19.970 --> 00:32:24.349
balls around. His podcast roommates definitely

00:32:24.349 --> 00:32:27.670
help create that energy. But Josh was quick to

00:32:27.670 --> 00:32:31.609
call a foul. Replying on X July 2nd, LOL bro,

00:32:31.789 --> 00:32:36.049
this fake news. Yeah, she's such a Knicks fan.

00:32:37.309 --> 00:32:39.549
I bet you if you asked her who Josh Hart was,

00:32:39.630 --> 00:32:41.349
unfortunately, she'd be like, is he one of the

00:32:41.349 --> 00:32:43.069
guys that wrote one of my songs that I claimed

00:32:43.069 --> 00:32:45.750
to write? She doesn't know who he is. She only

00:32:45.750 --> 00:32:47.589
went to, I actually for a second thought she

00:32:47.589 --> 00:32:49.519
might be a Knicks fan because it was like, She

00:32:49.519 --> 00:32:52.319
did a competition in 05 at Madison Square Garden

00:32:52.319 --> 00:32:54.420
and met players over the years. Big whoop -de

00:32:54.420 --> 00:32:57.099
-doo. I've met rappers before and I had no idea

00:32:57.099 --> 00:32:59.539
who they were. Here's what I'm saying. She probably

00:32:59.539 --> 00:33:02.920
doesn't even know Josh Hart is dead. It's obvious.

00:33:04.000 --> 00:33:07.000
So it looks like, at least for now, those invites

00:33:07.000 --> 00:33:11.299
are a blank space. Ah, this reporter sounds like

00:33:11.299 --> 00:33:13.400
she doesn't know how to do it. You gotta have

00:33:13.400 --> 00:33:19.059
energy like me. I just... Drink like three Pepsis.

00:33:19.059 --> 00:33:21.599
I'm really wired. But then my freaking caffeine

00:33:21.599 --> 00:33:26.960
crashed in about 10 minutes. I know, good. Oh,

00:33:27.099 --> 00:33:36.480
yeah. It is a Monday, man. Doesn't it feel like

00:33:36.480 --> 00:33:38.180
a Monday if you're listening on a Monday that

00:33:38.180 --> 00:33:40.240
this was recorded unless you're in Fresno and

00:33:40.240 --> 00:33:44.059
it's so cloudy and we're just hanging out. This

00:33:44.059 --> 00:33:48.170
has been a cloudy summer, man. But before we

00:33:48.170 --> 00:33:50.690
get the show going, we have a lot. I know every

00:33:50.690 --> 00:33:52.509
radio show goes, oh, we have a lot to get into

00:33:52.509 --> 00:33:57.390
today. We have a lot to get into. Okay, cool.

00:33:57.769 --> 00:34:03.210
All right, ready? Let's go. Oh, yeah. And now,

00:34:03.450 --> 00:34:07.450
back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's

00:34:07.450 --> 00:34:13.869
Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs. Your morning show

00:34:13.869 --> 00:34:19.809
prep begins now. Loud. Rude. Aggressive. And

00:34:19.809 --> 00:34:22.929
those are his good qualities. A sick person with

00:34:22.929 --> 00:34:27.510
a powerful tool. On three! One, two, three, go!

00:34:50.409 --> 00:34:53.389
Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom,

00:34:53.510 --> 00:34:55.869
and you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back

00:34:55.869 --> 00:35:03.929
to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm. With Ryan Hoppy. Yes,

00:35:04.030 --> 00:35:06.829
now. What? No, no, no, no. If I hit this button,

00:35:06.929 --> 00:35:09.150
boom, the whole program's gonna start. Okay,

00:35:09.150 --> 00:35:31.900
wait. All right. All right. Hoppy Hour starts

00:35:31.900 --> 00:35:39.820
in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy

00:35:39.820 --> 00:36:14.500
Hour with Hoppy. We the man, we flyin' Oh yeah,

00:36:20.260 --> 00:36:26.269
I am Are you still hungover from this 4th of

00:36:26.269 --> 00:36:28.769
July weekend? Unless you're listening on the

00:36:28.769 --> 00:36:31.030
next day in Fresno, so it's Tuesday. Maybe you're

00:36:31.030 --> 00:36:35.170
still hungover. Well, we have so much to get

00:36:35.170 --> 00:36:37.710
into today, but we cannot begin this show without

00:36:37.710 --> 00:36:41.969
this. Hey, guys. What's up, G? Want to go to

00:36:41.969 --> 00:36:45.030
Chachki's? Get some coffee? It's a little early.

00:36:45.090 --> 00:36:46.769
I got to get out of here. I think I'm going to

00:36:46.769 --> 00:36:49.599
lose it. Uh -oh. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's

00:36:49.599 --> 00:36:52.300
got a case of the Mundus. One more time. Uh -oh.

00:36:52.579 --> 00:36:55.000
Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mundus.

00:36:55.000 --> 00:36:58.519
Again. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case

00:36:58.519 --> 00:37:01.480
of the Mundus. And finally. Uh -oh. Sounds like

00:37:01.480 --> 00:37:04.019
somebody's got a case of the Mundus. And then

00:37:04.019 --> 00:37:06.860
we got to play this. Let me ask you something.

00:37:08.360 --> 00:37:10.340
When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling

00:37:10.340 --> 00:37:12.360
real well, does anyone ever say to you, sounds

00:37:12.360 --> 00:37:18.980
like someone has a case of the Mondays? No. No,

00:37:18.980 --> 00:37:23.559
man. Shit, no, man. I believe you get your ass

00:37:23.559 --> 00:37:32.340
kicked saying something like that, man. It's

00:37:32.340 --> 00:37:34.920
time for Hoppy's Inbox. Only on Hoppy Hour with

00:37:34.920 --> 00:37:41.420
Ryan Hoppy. So to be honest with you guys, a

00:37:41.420 --> 00:37:44.500
lot of times I'll see my freaking inbox blew

00:37:44.500 --> 00:37:48.539
up. It'll be like two people. It's better on

00:37:48.539 --> 00:37:53.079
the mind. This actual weekend. Out in my inbox.

00:37:54.000 --> 00:37:59.559
You can type in Warren Sapp, Ryan Hoppy on YouTube

00:37:59.559 --> 00:38:02.639
if you want to see it. It's one of the 35 videos

00:38:02.639 --> 00:38:06.500
of me last week on my page. But I did a rant

00:38:06.500 --> 00:38:08.679
about Warren Sapp. I think he's a piece of garbage.

00:38:10.599 --> 00:38:12.539
Charges are dropped against him, but I think

00:38:12.539 --> 00:38:16.199
it's because he's Warren Snap. And whenever I

00:38:16.199 --> 00:38:19.079
talk about celebrities on this Averia show, I

00:38:19.079 --> 00:38:21.559
collaborate with them. That's the only way they're

00:38:21.559 --> 00:38:25.320
going to see it. And I collaborated with him.

00:38:25.400 --> 00:38:27.980
And I'm going to go to the grave not knowing

00:38:27.980 --> 00:38:33.059
what Warren Sapp DM'd me. But I Everybody says,

00:38:33.260 --> 00:38:38.320
oh, Humpy, you don't matter. Lauren Sapp DM'd

00:38:38.320 --> 00:38:42.159
me. Three messages in a row with those little

00:38:42.159 --> 00:38:46.900
fat fingers. I have no idea what he said. Didn't

00:38:46.900 --> 00:38:49.440
really care. What about my day and said, oh,

00:38:49.579 --> 00:38:54.000
if I got a rise out of Lauren Sapp, I must be

00:38:54.000 --> 00:38:59.730
doing something right. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. It's

00:38:59.730 --> 00:39:02.829
very weird. I'm on my computer and I get the

00:39:02.829 --> 00:39:05.829
notifications to my screen of whenever I have,

00:39:05.929 --> 00:39:11.570
let's say, you know, a DM and I see Warren Sam

00:39:11.570 --> 00:39:15.710
DM'd you and I was like, yes! I'm in your head,

00:39:15.769 --> 00:39:20.110
Warren. You're used to everybody kissing your

00:39:20.110 --> 00:39:29.159
ass. I don't. Awesome. I posted this weekend

00:39:29.159 --> 00:39:34.340
that I had a hangover. And I said that July 5th

00:39:34.340 --> 00:39:36.500
should be National Hangover Day. And someone

00:39:36.500 --> 00:39:39.239
commented, I don't know what's worse, this one

00:39:39.239 --> 00:39:44.840
or New Year's Day. Probably this one. And I took

00:39:44.840 --> 00:39:47.079
a picture. I was in charge of the QIK broadcast,

00:39:47.280 --> 00:39:50.340
which I'll talk about later. And Maria Lima said,

00:39:50.480 --> 00:39:54.239
good to see you, Hoppy. I also posted a picture

00:39:54.239 --> 00:39:56.679
of my living room. I redecorated my apartment.

00:39:56.719 --> 00:40:03.780
I swept. I dusted. I got my old Xbox 360. Can

00:40:03.780 --> 00:40:07.559
I talk? And I got my PS4 out and I was playing

00:40:07.559 --> 00:40:10.539
it. And I took a picture of my living room. And

00:40:10.539 --> 00:40:13.420
someone said, sometimes it's the best to just

00:40:13.420 --> 00:40:18.239
chill at home. And then also, this is kind of

00:40:18.239 --> 00:40:22.119
funny. I posted a meme. You know on Facebook

00:40:22.119 --> 00:40:25.300
when you can mark yourself as safe? I said marked

00:40:25.300 --> 00:40:28.039
myself safe from giving an S about the Taylor

00:40:28.039 --> 00:40:31.239
Swift and Travis Kelsey wedding. And I shared

00:40:31.239 --> 00:40:36.360
it. And some hot ass married woman named Megan

00:40:36.360 --> 00:40:39.619
Marie said, you gave enough shits to post this

00:40:39.619 --> 00:40:42.840
misspelled meme. It's Kelsey, K -E -L -C -E.

00:40:44.239 --> 00:40:46.519
Actually, you're kind of proving my point that

00:40:46.519 --> 00:40:48.139
I didn't really pay attention because I didn't

00:40:48.139 --> 00:40:52.039
notice that. So I responded with, oh, relax.

00:40:52.219 --> 00:40:58.519
She doesn't know you exist. And this was a weird

00:40:58.519 --> 00:41:03.559
one, too. So, like, I never comment on Reddit

00:41:03.559 --> 00:41:07.099
pages because my ex -situationship's like, you're

00:41:07.099 --> 00:41:09.280
not that famous. Not that many people know who

00:41:09.280 --> 00:41:11.820
you are. You need to relax. And then when I let

00:41:11.820 --> 00:41:13.980
my guard down, I get recognized. It happened

00:41:13.980 --> 00:41:17.800
a lot this weekend when I was at an event. But,

00:41:17.820 --> 00:41:20.719
um... I was on the Tampa Reddit, not the Cleveland

00:41:20.719 --> 00:41:22.980
Reddit, not the Rover's Morning Glory Reddit.

00:41:23.000 --> 00:41:25.460
I was on the Tampa Reddit. And there was a topic

00:41:25.460 --> 00:41:27.539
that said, I'm having a wedding and which one

00:41:27.539 --> 00:41:29.880
of you want to be a guest? And it was pretty

00:41:29.880 --> 00:41:32.619
much a social experiment about having a Reddit

00:41:32.619 --> 00:41:36.619
user at the wedding. And I saw in the top comment,

00:41:36.679 --> 00:41:39.280
there was somebody that had the word RMG. Because

00:41:39.280 --> 00:41:41.219
when you are a Rover's Morning Glory listener

00:41:41.219 --> 00:41:43.880
with a parasocial relationship, you always have

00:41:43.880 --> 00:41:46.960
to have the words RMG in your bio. Because everybody

00:41:46.960 --> 00:41:49.579
says like, Rover's is Rover Radio. But then it's

00:41:49.579 --> 00:41:53.380
like RMG Jeffrey, RMG Doogee, whatever. All the

00:41:53.380 --> 00:41:56.119
people, you have it. I had it as RMG Hoppy. What

00:41:56.119 --> 00:41:57.980
I'm saying is all the listeners feel like they're

00:41:57.980 --> 00:42:00.619
a part of the show. So it was someone with the

00:42:00.619 --> 00:42:03.800
words RMG to begin on their username on Reddit.

00:42:04.400 --> 00:42:06.099
never really checked the username on reddit i

00:42:06.099 --> 00:42:09.519
don't care but i saw it as a top comment i'm

00:42:09.519 --> 00:42:11.780
like oh that's a coincidence so i commented i'm

00:42:11.780 --> 00:42:14.840
down to go to the wedding and then some rmg listeners

00:42:14.840 --> 00:42:18.539
said 70 dollars to me on reddit and i was actually

00:42:18.539 --> 00:42:21.619
i was like actually we're at 850 000 since um

00:42:21.619 --> 00:42:25.539
july or july of 2012 thank you for listening

00:42:25.539 --> 00:42:30.539
and um I'll be honest, there were some times

00:42:30.539 --> 00:42:32.599
in the past and beginning of the year that we,

00:42:32.639 --> 00:42:34.860
not that we weren't getting listens, but we were

00:42:34.860 --> 00:42:37.719
on 18 different platforms and we had to switch

00:42:37.719 --> 00:42:42.340
RSS feeds to a better website, rss .com. And

00:42:42.340 --> 00:42:49.260
so we're on Spotify, Apple, all that stuff. We're

00:42:49.260 --> 00:42:51.159
not on Pandora anymore. I'm trying to figure

00:42:51.159 --> 00:42:54.000
out the RSS feed. There was like 2 ,500 episodes

00:42:54.000 --> 00:42:57.159
it had to swap over, so it got stuck. So for

00:42:57.159 --> 00:42:59.219
a minute, we weren't on Apple. So our listens

00:42:59.219 --> 00:43:00.960
were way down in the beginning of the year. So

00:43:00.960 --> 00:43:03.380
the funny part was there were some days that

00:43:03.380 --> 00:43:05.099
I actually had 70 listeners, and it was kind

00:43:05.099 --> 00:43:07.940
of annoying. But I'm looking at the ratings from

00:43:07.940 --> 00:43:11.340
the past, I don't know, day. We have 1 ,000 listeners

00:43:11.340 --> 00:43:14.380
in the past 12 hours. In the past 30 days, 6

00:43:14.380 --> 00:43:18.380
,150 listeners. And all time since the beginning

00:43:18.380 --> 00:43:22.739
of the year, 10 ,903 listens. And then on YouTube,

00:43:22.880 --> 00:43:26.380
we have 12 ,000 listeners a month. Again, not

00:43:26.380 --> 00:43:30.280
the hugest audience, but the thing I do like,

00:43:30.360 --> 00:43:33.699
the most important thing that comes to radio

00:43:33.699 --> 00:43:37.460
is the fact that it's called time spent listening.

00:43:37.659 --> 00:43:40.940
Like Mike Calata has like probably 190 ,000 listeners,

00:43:41.099 --> 00:43:44.889
but they listen all morning long. You mutants

00:43:44.889 --> 00:43:49.489
out there listen to my show for 75 minutes. Might

00:43:49.489 --> 00:43:53.590
as well make it 70 minutes. But yes, this was

00:43:53.590 --> 00:43:56.070
a very eventful weekend. Pissing off Warren Sam.

00:43:56.469 --> 00:44:00.469
And then I was in charge of one of the most complicated

00:44:00.469 --> 00:44:02.269
things I've ever had to do, but it wasn't that

00:44:02.269 --> 00:44:03.590
complicated, but it was kind of complicated.

00:44:04.550 --> 00:44:07.070
So we have a new boss in the building. Again,

00:44:07.130 --> 00:44:09.570
this podcast has nothing to do with my day job,

00:44:09.710 --> 00:44:13.969
but at my day job, Our new boss, Will Calder,

00:44:14.010 --> 00:44:16.449
who's an amazing dude. I worked with him at Cox

00:44:16.449 --> 00:44:19.869
Media Group. Good guy. He's the new Rick Thomas.

00:44:19.909 --> 00:44:23.769
Rick Thomas left. I love you, Rick. You are a

00:44:23.769 --> 00:44:26.409
legend. If I had to vote for the Radio Hall of

00:44:26.409 --> 00:44:30.639
Fame, I would put in a Rick, a Thomas. But Will

00:44:30.639 --> 00:44:32.340
called and goes, hey, hi. He didn't even have

00:44:32.340 --> 00:44:34.260
my number. Or I didn't even have his number.

00:44:34.320 --> 00:44:35.920
And he texted me. He's like, hey, Hoppy, would

00:44:35.920 --> 00:44:38.380
you want to help us on the 4th of July to run

00:44:38.380 --> 00:44:40.179
the broadcast? So pretty much, I think it was

00:44:40.179 --> 00:44:42.420
at Coachman Park. There was a fireworks show.

00:44:42.519 --> 00:44:45.980
And for 18 minutes, there was like a collaboration

00:44:45.980 --> 00:44:48.519
of music that was going along with the fireworks

00:44:48.519 --> 00:44:50.579
at Coachman Park. And I had to make sure that

00:44:50.579 --> 00:44:55.400
it began right at 9 .15. And it was very nerve

00:44:55.400 --> 00:44:56.679
-wracking. Because all day, because you got to

00:44:56.679 --> 00:44:59.639
remember. Like, let's say something goes wrong

00:44:59.639 --> 00:45:01.599
on a morning radio show. Ah, it's a hiccup, whatever.

00:45:01.780 --> 00:45:06.539
But this is like a firework show. So all of a

00:45:06.539 --> 00:45:08.900
sudden, I'm talking to this guy named Chris,

00:45:09.039 --> 00:45:11.820
really good guy. Everything worked out. But oh

00:45:11.820 --> 00:45:15.079
my God, all Saturday, I care so much about my

00:45:15.079 --> 00:45:21.679
job that... Once I was done with the broadcast

00:45:21.679 --> 00:45:25.780
at 9 .30, I went right to sick and got some knockoff

00:45:25.780 --> 00:45:28.139
Mike's Hard Lemonade, which was like 9 % alcohol,

00:45:28.360 --> 00:45:32.480
and got lit. And then had a stomachache in the

00:45:32.480 --> 00:45:35.099
middle of the night. I had home run and pizza.

00:45:36.179 --> 00:45:41.400
And then I had Ruffles chips and a dip. And oh

00:45:41.400 --> 00:45:45.780
my God, in the middle of the night, my hangover

00:45:45.780 --> 00:45:52.099
was unknown. A gun. And I'm learning that I totally

00:45:52.099 --> 00:45:58.860
see why radio DJs feel like, I don't know, not

00:45:58.860 --> 00:46:02.920
that they're alone, but I totally see why guys

00:46:02.920 --> 00:46:05.780
like Howard Stern and all these people kind of

00:46:05.780 --> 00:46:08.219
keep to themselves. Because everybody feels like

00:46:08.219 --> 00:46:11.420
they know me. And they don't know that this is

00:46:11.420 --> 00:46:13.440
just me playing a character, that I'm actually

00:46:13.440 --> 00:46:17.909
really shy. And you want to know an example of

00:46:17.909 --> 00:46:23.429
that? I did something this weekend that I've

00:46:23.429 --> 00:46:27.889
never done, which is block a girl with, I mean,

00:46:27.889 --> 00:46:30.449
I've unmatched before, but I've never actually

00:46:30.449 --> 00:46:34.929
blocked a girl on a dating app. Unwarranted.

00:46:34.929 --> 00:46:41.050
Not if they're being a bitch. But there was this

00:46:41.050 --> 00:46:43.369
girl I matched with. I wanted to discuss the

00:46:43.369 --> 00:46:45.690
double standard of this. And I even feel bad

00:46:45.690 --> 00:46:47.730
talking about this, but this is me admitting

00:46:47.730 --> 00:46:49.769
my flaw. I didn't do anything wrong, but hear

00:46:49.769 --> 00:46:54.150
me out. So I match with this girl probably June

00:46:54.150 --> 00:46:57.469
12th. Cause that's when the text was. We matched

00:46:57.469 --> 00:46:59.969
on Facebook match or Facebook dating. We matched.

00:46:59.969 --> 00:47:02.630
I do my usual move of here's my number. Hit me

00:47:02.630 --> 00:47:06.329
up. She hits me up. We talk a little bit and

00:47:06.329 --> 00:47:09.030
then she stops responding. And I had in that

00:47:09.030 --> 00:47:11.869
point of my time was recording 21 days in a row

00:47:11.869 --> 00:47:14.139
and just doing a lot. So I wasn't really like,

00:47:14.199 --> 00:47:17.139
I was like, oh, whatever. So I matched with her

00:47:17.139 --> 00:47:21.179
again on Facebook dating and get her number.

00:47:21.219 --> 00:47:23.840
And I'm like, it's like when you see the same

00:47:23.840 --> 00:47:25.320
people on the dating apps, you're like, I feel

00:47:25.320 --> 00:47:27.260
like this person looks familiar. When have I

00:47:27.260 --> 00:47:30.780
seen this person? But I'm like, whatever. So

00:47:30.780 --> 00:47:34.599
we talk, we match. And then she goes, oh my God,

00:47:34.639 --> 00:47:36.699
we have a previous conversation. I don't even

00:47:36.699 --> 00:47:38.639
remember this. I was like dating another guy

00:47:38.639 --> 00:47:41.760
during that time. I'm like, oh brother. So we

00:47:41.760 --> 00:47:45.780
talk and the thing is, you would think when you

00:47:45.780 --> 00:47:49.059
listen to this show that I'm the most outspoken,

00:47:49.079 --> 00:47:51.539
but I'm the most like outgoing guy in public

00:47:51.539 --> 00:47:53.960
because I'm six foot nine and I'm easy to recognize.

00:47:54.199 --> 00:47:56.400
And the show is blowing up by the minute. I have

00:47:56.400 --> 00:47:59.519
to be low key again. I'm not Howard Stern yet,

00:47:59.619 --> 00:48:03.059
but I have enough fame that if I'm around a room

00:48:03.059 --> 00:48:05.420
of 25 to 54 year olds that listen to the radio,

00:48:05.519 --> 00:48:08.820
someone's going to know who I am. And this girl's

00:48:08.820 --> 00:48:11.639
into ballroom dancing and doing all these fun

00:48:11.639 --> 00:48:14.519
things. And I just want to just chill. I did

00:48:14.519 --> 00:48:16.820
everything in my 20s. I'm 32, 33. I'm turning

00:48:16.820 --> 00:48:19.119
into my grandpa. I just want to just chill. I'm

00:48:19.119 --> 00:48:20.599
not saying I just want a girl to come over and

00:48:20.599 --> 00:48:23.679
have sex and leave. But I'm just saying, like,

00:48:23.719 --> 00:48:26.940
I just, I don't have it in me to, like, whine

00:48:26.940 --> 00:48:28.699
and dine anymore. I don't have it in me to be

00:48:28.699 --> 00:48:31.159
exciting. I just want to chill. I just want to

00:48:31.159 --> 00:48:33.840
go to a, you know, I want to go to a diver, go

00:48:33.840 --> 00:48:38.840
to the beach. So the girl goes, And this is,

00:48:38.860 --> 00:48:41.500
I'm dealing with this nonsense drama at a coffee

00:48:41.500 --> 00:48:44.900
bar. And then this is on Saturday. And then I'm

00:48:44.900 --> 00:48:47.920
all worried about my countdown for the thing

00:48:47.920 --> 00:48:53.960
on QIK. And she goes, so what do you do when

00:48:53.960 --> 00:48:56.460
the person you're dating is really outgoing and

00:48:56.460 --> 00:48:58.239
wants to do a lot of things and blah, blah, blah.

00:48:58.360 --> 00:49:00.199
And I said, I'm not saying I'm not a fun guy.

00:49:00.340 --> 00:49:03.460
I'm just very low key, blah, blah, blah. And

00:49:03.460 --> 00:49:05.570
then I'm starting to have a panic attack. And

00:49:05.570 --> 00:49:07.190
I should have just said, hey, I don't think we're

00:49:07.190 --> 00:49:08.710
a good match, blah, blah, blah. But I blocked

00:49:08.710 --> 00:49:11.469
her. And then I did feel bad. And then another

00:49:11.469 --> 00:49:14.570
girl later on on Hinge blocked me. So I was like,

00:49:14.610 --> 00:49:19.590
that's karma. Whatever. Or unmatched. So I do

00:49:19.590 --> 00:49:22.949
the countdown. I get drunk Saturday night. I'm

00:49:22.949 --> 00:49:26.070
hungover Sunday morning, which I think everybody

00:49:26.070 --> 00:49:30.329
was on July 5th. And all of a sudden, I go on

00:49:30.329 --> 00:49:33.989
LinkedIn, which I go on all the time. And this

00:49:33.989 --> 00:49:38.340
is where, If I did this, and I want you to leave

00:49:38.340 --> 00:49:43.099
me a message, 856 -494 -6773. What this girl

00:49:43.099 --> 00:49:47.579
did, if I did this, oh my God, the man would

00:49:47.579 --> 00:49:50.579
be crucified. And it wasn't anything bad that

00:49:50.579 --> 00:49:53.440
she did. It wasn't like she showed up in my house

00:49:53.440 --> 00:49:59.920
with a machete. No. What happened was, the girl...

00:50:00.300 --> 00:50:02.280
And I were following each other on Instagram,

00:50:02.360 --> 00:50:04.380
so she knew my first and last name. And we were

00:50:04.380 --> 00:50:09.139
texting. After I rudely blocked her, which I

00:50:09.139 --> 00:50:14.420
felt bad, all of a sudden, she sends me a LinkedIn

00:50:14.420 --> 00:50:22.440
request. Can you imagine if the roles were reversed?

00:50:23.820 --> 00:50:25.980
Can you imagine if the girl that unmatched me

00:50:25.980 --> 00:50:29.360
on Hinge on Saturday, if I saw that she's, let's

00:50:29.360 --> 00:50:31.579
say, a beautician, and I send her a LinkedIn

00:50:31.579 --> 00:50:34.659
request? I just thought that was a little weird.

00:50:35.800 --> 00:50:40.099
Like, not that weird. I know I'm memorable. That

00:50:40.099 --> 00:50:46.860
was a very strange situation. I don't know. I

00:50:46.860 --> 00:50:49.199
just love double standards. Can you imagine if

00:50:49.199 --> 00:50:52.780
I did that? If I like send in my ex -situationship,

00:50:52.780 --> 00:50:57.679
hey, all of you LinkedIn connections. By the

00:50:57.679 --> 00:50:59.980
way, I don't know if the air conditioner, I am

00:50:59.980 --> 00:51:03.079
such an air conditioning slut. The air conditioning

00:51:03.079 --> 00:51:05.780
is not working in this room and oh my God, it

00:51:05.780 --> 00:51:09.139
must be like 76 in here. I'm sweating and I'm

00:51:09.139 --> 00:51:11.639
already doing the thing that I do every Monday.

00:51:12.519 --> 00:51:15.699
Where I drink Cuban coffee, so I'm already feeling

00:51:15.699 --> 00:51:19.179
it. You know, I'm already feeling, I got so much

00:51:19.179 --> 00:51:21.539
prep to get into. I got all this stuff, and I

00:51:21.539 --> 00:51:29.820
just, God, I'm itchy. Mm -hmm. I'll just, because

00:51:29.820 --> 00:51:36.579
you know I got my Cuban coffee. Oh, yeah. I got

00:51:36.579 --> 00:51:43.659
it in my Yeti cup. I literally might invest in

00:51:43.659 --> 00:51:46.840
a portable fan. It is ridiculous in here. My

00:51:46.840 --> 00:51:51.340
crotch is on fire. All right, not delightful

00:51:51.340 --> 00:51:54.219
enough. You got your coffee next to you or your

00:51:54.219 --> 00:52:06.260
booze or whatever. Let's drink together. Sounds

00:52:06.260 --> 00:52:17.199
like a watermelon. I'm feeling it. Sometimes

00:52:17.199 --> 00:52:20.519
the coffee at work tastes like ragged fuel, but

00:52:20.519 --> 00:52:24.599
it still works. Today it's really good. So I'm

00:52:24.599 --> 00:52:32.639
feeling it. Oh yeah! Let me take one gulp. So

00:52:32.639 --> 00:52:34.039
when I do that little slurping sound effect,

00:52:34.179 --> 00:52:36.119
it doesn't sound, it's fake, because I'm trying

00:52:36.119 --> 00:52:37.400
to make it sound like I'm drinking coffee, which

00:52:37.400 --> 00:52:43.639
I am, but let me actually drink it. Oh, yeah.

00:52:45.059 --> 00:52:47.119
Got that French vanilla in there. I'm ready to

00:52:47.119 --> 00:52:51.000
go. It's going to be even hotter. Oh, yeah. Every

00:52:51.000 --> 00:52:53.480
room I walk into, I turn the heat off because

00:52:53.480 --> 00:52:58.719
I'm hot. I had to deal with Facebook censorship.

00:52:59.630 --> 00:53:02.949
So over the past two years, I have done in -depth

00:53:02.949 --> 00:53:07.610
analysis. I've gone deep into talking about Lily

00:53:07.610 --> 00:53:12.409
Phillips and Bonnie Blue. And I got censored

00:53:12.409 --> 00:53:17.030
on Facebook for soliciting sex. Now, I did not

00:53:17.030 --> 00:53:19.630
go to Nebraska Avenue and circle the block looking

00:53:19.630 --> 00:53:24.070
for a transgender hooker. But I did a video.

00:53:25.190 --> 00:53:29.440
I talked about Lily Phillips. But Facebook said

00:53:29.440 --> 00:53:35.900
that my page was in danger. And I make pretty

00:53:35.900 --> 00:53:37.699
good money per month with the interaction I get

00:53:37.699 --> 00:53:41.239
on there. And it said that I would not be able

00:53:41.239 --> 00:53:45.440
to make money at all. And I'm like, oh, that's

00:53:45.440 --> 00:53:49.860
great. Just one last paycheck. So I questioned

00:53:49.860 --> 00:53:51.739
Facebook about it. My voice is cracked. I know,

00:53:51.820 --> 00:53:58.860
I know. Oh, why? And hi, Ryan. We found that

00:53:58.860 --> 00:54:01.719
our technology made a mistake taking your post

00:54:01.719 --> 00:54:04.059
down. Thank you for taking the time to review

00:54:04.059 --> 00:54:06.059
our requests and helping us improve our systems.

00:54:06.380 --> 00:54:09.280
Our priority is keeping the community safe and

00:54:09.280 --> 00:54:12.739
respectful. So sometimes we have to take precautions.

00:54:13.500 --> 00:54:18.219
So there. Is that? We'll talk about this dirty

00:54:18.219 --> 00:54:21.880
rod and Taylor Swift wedding later. But I find

00:54:21.880 --> 00:54:28.659
NDAs to be so creepy. What are you hiding? What

00:54:28.659 --> 00:54:31.679
are you afraid of? What is out there that you

00:54:31.679 --> 00:54:36.760
don't want people to know about? Mm -hmm. It's

00:54:36.760 --> 00:54:40.480
kind of scary. You can have celebrities out there

00:54:40.480 --> 00:54:44.099
shutting down New York City, preventing the hardworking

00:54:44.099 --> 00:54:47.699
average Joe from going to work. But hey, at least

00:54:47.699 --> 00:54:50.119
that dirty, rotten moron known as Taylor Swift

00:54:50.119 --> 00:54:53.900
was able to get to her wedding. Kiss my ass and

00:54:53.900 --> 00:54:57.849
enjoy it. Mm -hmm. And then I heard that some

00:54:57.849 --> 00:55:00.170
of the people got fired that worked at Madison

00:55:00.170 --> 00:55:02.590
Square Garden for sharing the picture. Good.

00:55:03.329 --> 00:55:05.869
They're probably making $13 an hour because James

00:55:05.869 --> 00:55:11.550
Dolan is a douchebag. I'm sure they did not care

00:55:11.550 --> 00:55:14.289
about losing that job at Madison Square Garden.

00:55:15.230 --> 00:55:17.670
Because unless you wanted it originally, I wouldn't

00:55:17.670 --> 00:55:24.380
give a crap. And then Saturday, I like, Like

00:55:24.380 --> 00:55:28.079
I said earlier, I went to sick. And I got drunk.

00:55:28.280 --> 00:55:32.219
And I had some weird drunk dreams, man. I had

00:55:32.219 --> 00:55:36.079
some weird dreams. I was dreaming about former

00:55:36.079 --> 00:55:38.659
coworkers. And I have this thing I do now. Where

00:55:38.659 --> 00:55:40.940
I dream about hot ass women in North Carolina.

00:55:42.500 --> 00:55:45.500
That I've never met. There was this one girl

00:55:45.500 --> 00:55:48.119
in my dreams. She had this blonde hair and this

00:55:48.119 --> 00:55:50.800
southern personality. This hot piece of ass.

00:55:53.929 --> 00:55:55.869
And I woke up and I was like, I've never met

00:55:55.869 --> 00:55:58.070
that person. I don't know who that person is.

00:55:58.650 --> 00:56:01.690
It's very off -putting. It's like I'm in another

00:56:01.690 --> 00:56:05.849
universe. By the way, I don't know if anybody

00:56:05.849 --> 00:56:07.670
else does this. I'm probably the only one that

00:56:07.670 --> 00:56:11.829
does this. But every week, I try to break my

00:56:11.829 --> 00:56:14.289
screen time record. Now, my screen time on my

00:56:14.289 --> 00:56:15.849
laptop is like eight hours because I'm working

00:56:15.849 --> 00:56:18.610
all day. But every week on my iPhone, I try to

00:56:18.610 --> 00:56:25.320
limit my screen time. And last week I averaged

00:56:25.320 --> 00:56:31.920
an hour and 52 minutes on my phone, which I was

00:56:31.920 --> 00:56:36.460
so excited about. I'm not, you know, paying for

00:56:36.460 --> 00:56:39.659
Bumble Premium. So I'm not having to talk to,

00:56:39.699 --> 00:56:45.500
you know what I mean? But, you know, I am here.

00:56:46.260 --> 00:56:49.079
And I'm very proud of myself for breaking the

00:56:49.079 --> 00:56:52.610
screen time record. Here's some congratulatory

00:56:52.610 --> 00:56:57.849
music. I asked you to make congrats music. This

00:56:57.849 --> 00:57:01.590
is to me, breaking my screen time record. Oh,

00:57:01.590 --> 00:57:09.949
yeah. Woo -hoo, let's party. Shots on me. 856

00:57:09.949 --> 00:57:16.050
-49 -HOPPY. 856 -49 -46773. And I've realized,

00:57:16.210 --> 00:57:19.210
as I've gotten older, I said that weird, but

00:57:19.210 --> 00:57:21.510
I always say things weird on here. I realize

00:57:21.510 --> 00:57:24.369
as I've gotten older that I can not go swimming

00:57:24.369 --> 00:57:28.349
as much. That my back's always hurting or whatever.

00:57:28.949 --> 00:57:32.510
Or that I can't go lifting as much. So I swam

00:57:32.510 --> 00:57:39.130
on Saturday. Oh boy, did I feel good, man. I

00:57:39.130 --> 00:57:42.969
thought quite accomplished. Swam 20 laps and

00:57:42.969 --> 00:57:47.050
I was ready to go. That's the closest I got that

00:57:47.050 --> 00:57:52.590
day to getting wet. And finally, in this opening

00:57:52.590 --> 00:57:54.550
monologue, coming up next, we have radio news,

00:57:54.789 --> 00:57:58.070
TMZ, Kardashian, Taylor Swift, all of it. But

00:57:58.070 --> 00:58:02.150
at work, there is a compliment wall. And it's

00:58:02.150 --> 00:58:03.969
something that was done at Cox Media Group and

00:58:03.969 --> 00:58:06.869
a person that worked at Cox Media Group brought

00:58:06.869 --> 00:58:10.309
it to Beasley. And it's a beautiful thing to,

00:58:10.309 --> 00:58:13.250
you know, encourage everybody and to congratulate

00:58:13.250 --> 00:58:15.869
everyone on their hard work, especially during

00:58:15.869 --> 00:58:20.170
this kind of recession we're in. I'm a little

00:58:20.170 --> 00:58:22.449
insulted, but when I say this, just know I'm

00:58:22.449 --> 00:58:24.650
just doing this to fill time. I didn't actually

00:58:24.650 --> 00:58:27.309
care that much. I cared a little bit. You know

00:58:27.309 --> 00:58:29.989
I've never made the wall. Maybe it says something

00:58:29.989 --> 00:58:32.829
about my personality. The only time I've ever

00:58:32.829 --> 00:58:35.809
made the wall was at Cox Media Group when Mike

00:58:35.809 --> 00:58:38.730
Olivero filled it out. But at Bailey Media Group,

00:58:38.869 --> 00:58:43.869
I did not make the wall. I did not. For the three

00:58:43.869 --> 00:58:46.840
years I've been here. I did not make the wall.

00:58:47.119 --> 00:58:50.900
Everybody else. Oh, MJ is so wonderful. He is.

00:58:51.300 --> 00:58:54.179
Oh, the sales people are so great. Brian Hoppy.

00:58:54.800 --> 00:59:00.519
Who cares? Maybe I care a little bit. Not too

00:59:00.519 --> 00:59:18.260
much, but it's there. RyanHoppyRadio .com. The

00:59:18.260 --> 00:59:20.579
hour will be right back. You probably had Taco

00:59:20.579 --> 00:59:24.099
Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all

00:59:24.099 --> 00:59:29.440
I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.

00:59:29.440 --> 00:59:32.260
And you can see that with Barack and Michelle

00:59:32.260 --> 00:59:35.400
as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,

00:59:35.539 --> 00:59:41.300
even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen

00:59:41.300 --> 00:59:43.920
was so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel

00:59:43.920 --> 00:59:46.340
like listening to this next song, you can skip

00:59:46.340 --> 00:59:49.199
over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride

00:59:49.199 --> 00:59:53.980
in his selection, so stick around, folks. Yeah.

00:59:55.239 --> 00:59:58.460
Drizzy, baby. You already know what it is. It's

00:59:58.460 --> 00:59:59.800
the first time I'm high. It's the first time

00:59:59.800 --> 01:00:02.059
I smoke in like three months. I'm sorry, mama.

01:00:02.099 --> 01:00:07.139
I had to do it to him. 40, I see you. Oh, I see

01:00:07.139 --> 01:00:17.840
you, homie. Stay late. Yeah. Boy Wonder. I swear

01:00:17.840 --> 01:00:20.860
it's like this every single time. Toronto, I

01:00:20.860 --> 01:00:27.079
got you. I got us. Yeah. I'm a hard guy to get

01:00:27.079 --> 01:00:29.340
along with. Get on the zone with. When shit be

01:00:29.340 --> 01:00:31.460
going right, well, I just flip into the wrong

01:00:31.460 --> 01:00:33.619
shit. The team that I belong to, the artists

01:00:33.619 --> 01:00:35.960
I put on with, don't ever ask for nothing because

01:00:35.960 --> 01:00:38.340
them niggas got their own shit. Me and we used

01:00:38.340 --> 01:00:40.340
to like a mouth full of hot. Hot peppers, black

01:00:40.340 --> 01:00:42.519
Ferrari with the red seats. I call it playing

01:00:42.519 --> 01:00:44.840
checkers. I ain't never doing verses. I'm forever

01:00:44.840 --> 01:00:46.880
giving lectures. If you're trying to meet with

01:00:46.880 --> 01:00:50.000
money, I'd be happy to connect you. Life is better

01:00:50.000 --> 01:00:52.420
than it's ever been. Scheduling million dollar

01:00:52.420 --> 01:00:54.699
meetings with the president. Someone cut the

01:00:54.699 --> 01:00:57.500
lights on. Where is Thomas Edison? Got a new

01:00:57.500 --> 01:01:00.559
condo. Watch me as I settle in. I deserve an

01:01:00.559 --> 01:01:03.780
MTV show for me and my people. And if you're

01:01:03.780 --> 01:01:05.780
trying to zone, I got a whole swish of sweet

01:01:05.780 --> 01:01:08.860
food. Rappers are liars and they women are deceitful.

01:01:09.449 --> 01:01:12.170
They subtract me, I'll never be your equal Last

01:01:12.170 --> 01:01:15.030
place Drizzy is the nigga in the lead now Weezy

01:01:15.030 --> 01:01:17.110
told me just write every single thing you need

01:01:17.110 --> 01:01:19.750
down Then he got it for me and I'm happy as can

01:01:19.750 --> 01:01:22.250
be now About to start ballin' like I'm comin'

01:01:22.349 --> 01:01:25.409
off a rebound Yeah, and I should have the most

01:01:25.409 --> 01:01:27.909
braggin' rights Because the niggas spit crack,

01:01:28.110 --> 01:01:30.690
bag it tight I hate when rappers say they tryin'

01:01:30.869 --> 01:01:33.260
to get their swagger right Outta came with more

01:01:33.260 --> 01:01:36.519
fire than a dragon fight You pussy ass hater,

01:01:36.519 --> 01:01:38.659
you should do you You ain't heard of me, then

01:01:38.659 --> 01:01:41.059
you should go and get a blues clue Oops, I mean

01:01:41.059 --> 01:01:44.280
a red clue, Wayne's here too Betty felt that

01:01:44.280 --> 01:01:47.400
like the end of a pool cue But I ain't bangin',

01:01:47.400 --> 01:01:50.659
I ain't wavin' no flag I'm ATF, but they ain't

01:01:50.659 --> 01:01:53.260
seein' no badge It's heartbreak, Drake, I hate

01:01:53.260 --> 01:01:57.139
to see him so sad See a little me in your dad

01:01:57.139 --> 01:01:59.420
I'm the same yellow boy that used to play up

01:01:59.420 --> 01:02:02.260
on the grass Seeking pocket 20 ,000 to be anywhere

01:02:02.260 --> 01:02:05.940
they ask me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley

01:02:05.940 --> 01:02:09.440
Burning like a Camelite, stupid hoe, ask me But

01:02:09.440 --> 01:02:12.639
don't ask me shit about me And know the game

01:02:12.639 --> 01:02:15.519
really ain't shit without me She might have to

01:02:15.519 --> 01:02:18.039
pay me, but I dick her down free Wanna know if

01:02:18.039 --> 01:02:19.760
it's the truth, then pull the zipper down to

01:02:19.760 --> 01:02:35.300
see Down to see This is my promise I'ma bring

01:02:35.300 --> 01:02:37.579
that barrel to them bitches' eyeliners And what

01:02:37.579 --> 01:02:40.500
I make up would fuck up your skin I pick the

01:02:40.500 --> 01:02:43.280
butt up and bop bop Then bop bop again I would

01:02:43.280 --> 01:02:45.820
butt fuck your friend Then suck up her twin I

01:02:45.820 --> 01:02:48.820
put the bop up to him Then bop bop and bop bop

01:02:48.820 --> 01:02:51.860
And bop bop again Suck nut you duck Fuck your

01:02:51.860 --> 01:02:55.440
unloving kin Now don't rub it in Like Uberderm

01:02:55.440 --> 01:02:58.760
on a new tattoo I had to kick my princess up

01:02:58.760 --> 01:03:02.480
out my casso Dad who never had that Always had

01:03:02.480 --> 01:03:04.780
a black tooth Even when I was at school Cause

01:03:04.780 --> 01:03:07.480
bullies aren't bulletproof Red Scott hoodie too

01:03:07.480 --> 01:03:09.900
Probably ain't as good as you Stupid motherfucker

01:03:09.900 --> 01:03:12.440
The only thing in the hood is you I do everything

01:03:12.440 --> 01:03:15.099
good as you know I do everything better I get

01:03:15.099 --> 01:03:18.579
paid for every letter A, B, C, etc Fetch a bone

01:03:18.579 --> 01:03:22.159
Like a dog motherfucker I am gone for your neck

01:03:22.159 --> 01:03:25.260
In a sec, in a sec Bring it back like Work in

01:03:25.260 --> 01:03:27.840
the trunk And my ex is coming up Yeah, I am headed

01:03:27.840 --> 01:03:32.019
to the buck Like, buck, buck Might fly to LA

01:03:32.019 --> 01:03:35.159
and just fuck Corinne Nah, fuck Corinne, let's

01:03:35.159 --> 01:03:38.659
get bucks again And fuckin' spend them bucks

01:03:38.659 --> 01:03:41.860
and then just fuck Corinne If I told you I'ma

01:03:41.860 --> 01:03:44.619
do it, I did it Got my city on my fitty Bout

01:03:44.619 --> 01:03:47.179
to pop out, let's get it, let's get it Motherfucker,

01:03:47.199 --> 01:03:50.139
what you waitin' on? It is about a minivan pissin'

01:03:50.139 --> 01:03:52.860
I'm about to get shitty, I'm with it If money

01:03:52.860 --> 01:03:55.440
is the it, you want me with it I probably just

01:03:55.440 --> 01:03:57.900
spit on the chick you want me with And I hate

01:03:57.900 --> 01:04:00.780
about bitch only like I'm only thick and I own

01:04:00.780 --> 01:04:02.820
hip hop if you don't spit I'm gon' need thick

01:04:02.820 --> 01:04:05.760
and I just sold a lot of property to a buyer

01:04:05.760 --> 01:04:08.360
and I think his name was kinda like Drake Drizzy

01:04:08.360 --> 01:04:10.900
Rogers or Drizzy Drake Rogers I'm too busy to

01:04:10.900 --> 01:04:13.179
play father and when it comes to the game I'm

01:04:13.179 --> 01:04:16.420
too willing to play harder so harder I do There

01:04:16.420 --> 01:04:19.960
he go, they check MVP when I shoot a free throw.

01:04:20.460 --> 01:04:24.239
CEO, jazz what they do. The haters on their face

01:04:24.239 --> 01:04:27.179
and in their ass is a shoe. Faster than you,

01:04:27.360 --> 01:04:31.380
badder than you, radder than you, etc. I told

01:04:31.380 --> 01:04:34.519
you I get beat by the letter like A, B, C, D,

01:04:34.619 --> 01:04:40.119
E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S,

01:04:40.139 --> 01:04:45.599
T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, Z, Z. Yes, he rocks. And

01:04:45.599 --> 01:04:48.820
me and Jizzy both wrote on detox. That was just

01:04:48.820 --> 01:04:51.599
a footnote. How long can he could go? Wondering

01:04:51.599 --> 01:04:54.679
when he stop. Bitch, when the beat stop. So I'ma

01:04:54.679 --> 01:04:57.840
keep rocking to the sheetrock. Bend in the heat.

01:04:57.900 --> 01:05:04.440
I said burn skin. The end. Young Moolah, baby.

01:05:04.659 --> 01:05:09.679
Oh, yeah. It's Ransom by Drake and Lil Wayne.

01:05:11.539 --> 01:05:16.000
Let's get back into it right now, please. And

01:05:16.000 --> 01:05:20.000
now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on

01:05:20.000 --> 01:05:25.900
Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Oh, yeah, this next segment's

01:05:25.900 --> 01:05:33.159
going to be a party. Welcome to the Hoppy Hour.

01:05:44.429 --> 01:06:34.170
Door is closing. Happy hour. Happy hour. Ladies

01:06:34.170 --> 01:06:40.510
and gentlemen, here it is. The most recent radio

01:06:40.510 --> 01:06:43.949
show on the planet. The other stations are tuned

01:06:43.949 --> 01:07:03.380
in too. Hey, y 'all. Motherfuckers. Make it up.

01:07:04.639 --> 01:07:09.460
Motherfuckers. Hey. Hey, y 'all. Y 'all. Fatty

01:07:09.460 --> 01:07:12.230
Crackers. Be on the air, spilling radio secrets,

01:07:12.469 --> 01:07:15.329
man, he don't care Airing out the closet, skeletons

01:07:15.329 --> 01:07:19.210
in pairs DJ Drama, he's the one who dares Program

01:07:19.210 --> 01:07:22.650
directors scheming in the back rooms Payola playlists

01:07:22.650 --> 01:07:25.289
rigged like monsoons Fake callers on the line,

01:07:25.329 --> 01:07:27.730
they rehearse too soon Truth hits harder than

01:07:27.730 --> 01:07:30.889
a bass line, boom Radio snitching, he spitting

01:07:30.889 --> 01:07:33.349
the truth Pulling back the curtain, exposing

01:07:33.349 --> 01:07:37.210
the booth No more lies, no more deceit Got the

01:07:37.210 --> 01:07:39.889
receipts, callin' out the spies Morning shows

01:07:39.889 --> 01:07:42.869
faker than they laughs at six Producers ghostwrite,

01:07:42.969 --> 01:07:45.510
hosts rate the scripts Interns runnin' miles,

01:07:45.670 --> 01:07:48.769
unpaid trips While the suits sip coffee, countin'

01:07:48.769 --> 01:07:53.070
clicks He's the voice, the FM fizz Mic in hand,

01:07:53.230 --> 01:07:56.090
cuttin' through veneers Pullin' cards, no regard

01:07:56.090 --> 01:07:59.429
for careers Broadcast assassin, they all in tears

01:07:59.429 --> 01:08:02.829
Jingo jinglin', fake content's ringin' Same time,

01:08:02.929 --> 01:08:17.020
40 seconds We got some radio news here. Oh, the

01:08:17.020 --> 01:08:21.079
ever exciting business radio. Popular Southern

01:08:21.079 --> 01:08:23.979
California radio personalities leave airways

01:08:23.979 --> 01:08:27.539
amid slew of layoffs. So besides in San Francisco,

01:08:27.760 --> 01:08:34.579
LA, and San Diego, all the other small markets

01:08:34.579 --> 01:08:39.539
are now syndicated. Good job. Keith Kennedy,

01:08:39.720 --> 01:08:43.680
my homie, not at all. He is the regional vice

01:08:43.680 --> 01:08:45.899
president of programming for iHeartMedia Cleveland.

01:08:46.539 --> 01:08:50.239
He is now doing mornings at WMJI and the ever

01:08:50.239 --> 01:08:54.119
-friendly Mark Nolan will do afternoons. Keith

01:08:54.119 --> 01:08:57.479
Kennedy is a weird dude. When I left iHeart the

01:08:57.479 --> 01:09:00.840
second time, I don't know. Why was it? Three

01:09:00.840 --> 01:09:04.220
years ago, he messaged me and was like, looks

01:09:04.220 --> 01:09:06.279
like you can't make it at iHeart. I was like,

01:09:06.340 --> 01:09:11.930
what does that even mean? He's a weird guy. A

01:09:11.930 --> 01:09:15.529
lot of those dudes in Ohio radio are mad they're

01:09:15.529 --> 01:09:18.989
not Rover. They're mad they're not John Lannigan.

01:09:19.270 --> 01:09:22.489
They're known locally, but there's a lot of jealousy

01:09:22.489 --> 01:09:29.069
towards Rover. He is quite the example. WGN's

01:09:29.069 --> 01:09:32.050
Mary Sandberg Boyle, who's a beautiful woman,

01:09:32.229 --> 01:09:36.010
says you don't have to be from the city you were

01:09:36.010 --> 01:09:38.869
born in or that you broadcast in. To be on the

01:09:38.869 --> 01:09:41.710
radio. You don't have to be born there. You know,

01:09:41.729 --> 01:09:44.109
it's not necessary, but you have to be integrated

01:09:44.109 --> 01:09:46.409
into the community. Yeah, that's a good point.

01:09:47.189 --> 01:09:51.210
All right. I saw this video here. This guy is

01:09:51.210 --> 01:09:55.750
so strong. Okay. There's this guy. I could not

01:09:55.750 --> 01:09:58.050
believe I wasn't following him on Instagram.

01:09:58.210 --> 01:10:01.210
He was following me. I felt bad. Anthony M. Brunani.

01:10:01.329 --> 01:10:03.489
I hope I said his last name right. Anthony does

01:10:03.489 --> 01:10:06.359
radio on Instagram. And he does like kind of

01:10:06.359 --> 01:10:08.380
something similar to me where he does these outspoken

01:10:08.380 --> 01:10:11.439
videos. Only he's showing his face and I don't

01:10:11.439 --> 01:10:14.340
show my face and he's braver than me. Also gets

01:10:14.340 --> 01:10:15.840
a lot more interaction. So maybe I should show

01:10:15.840 --> 01:10:19.159
my face, but I'm just not going to. But I saw

01:10:19.159 --> 01:10:27.439
this video here. There is the guy over there

01:10:27.439 --> 01:10:29.640
in Detroit. The guy's been there since I was

01:10:29.640 --> 01:10:34.239
in kindergarten. Absolute legend. Don't know

01:10:34.239 --> 01:10:37.279
what to say, man. He's an okay guy, but I mean,

01:10:37.340 --> 01:10:40.060
he's going to always side with his Nepo baby

01:10:40.060 --> 01:10:43.760
son that got the FLZ job in Tampa because of

01:10:43.760 --> 01:10:45.880
him. Because they thought he was going to take

01:10:45.880 --> 01:10:49.579
over the route. It's like Michael Jordan Jr.

01:10:51.020 --> 01:10:53.060
Mojo's in the Radio Hall of Fame. He's one of

01:10:53.060 --> 01:10:55.020
the greatest to ever do all fake segments on

01:10:55.020 --> 01:10:58.800
his show besides when he's talking. But we all

01:10:58.800 --> 01:11:03.439
know at iHeart. It's guaranteed human. Even though

01:11:03.439 --> 01:11:06.100
I've heard some of the shows use AI for parody

01:11:06.100 --> 01:11:10.960
songs on Suno. But it's guaranteed human. Even

01:11:10.960 --> 01:11:13.199
though they laid off everybody. But it's guaranteed

01:11:13.199 --> 01:11:16.380
human. You get the point. Anthony does radio

01:11:16.380 --> 01:11:18.979
on Instagram. I'm going to let you take it away

01:11:18.979 --> 01:11:24.260
from here. Here's what I imagine. I should probably

01:11:24.260 --> 01:11:27.140
unmute it. Let me do this right here. Here we

01:11:27.140 --> 01:11:30.850
go. iHeart, I thought you were guaranteed human.

01:11:31.010 --> 01:11:33.430
What in the hell is this? For those of you who

01:11:33.430 --> 01:11:35.369
don't know, that's Mojo from Mojo in the Morning.

01:11:35.510 --> 01:11:37.789
It's time for War of the Roses. He's been doing

01:11:37.789 --> 01:11:39.430
a radio show in the city of Detroit for like

01:11:39.430 --> 01:11:41.789
25 years. And he and his team thought it would

01:11:41.789 --> 01:11:45.869
be really cool to AI superimpose him into the

01:11:45.869 --> 01:11:48.090
Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift wedding. It had him

01:11:48.090 --> 01:11:50.750
as like a pope doing the wedding and then him

01:11:50.750 --> 01:11:57.930
at the table and it's just so funny. I shared

01:11:57.930 --> 01:12:00.729
it and I said, that post is as real as him and

01:12:00.729 --> 01:12:03.390
his nipple baby son's dating segments. And this

01:12:03.390 --> 01:12:05.329
wedding was already controversial to begin with

01:12:05.329 --> 01:12:07.750
because a billionaire and her millionaire boyfriend

01:12:07.750 --> 01:12:10.090
shut down one of the biggest cities on the planet

01:12:10.090 --> 01:12:12.390
to have a wedding. Yeah, turned around and brought

01:12:12.390 --> 01:12:14.430
and made sure no one could get to work. Kiss

01:12:14.430 --> 01:12:17.970
my ass. On one of the biggest and busiest weekends

01:12:17.970 --> 01:12:21.979
in that city's year. and not only that but this

01:12:21.979 --> 01:12:24.880
guy broadcasts in a state that is getting ravaged

01:12:24.880 --> 01:12:27.699
by data centers if you're not familiar this is

01:12:27.699 --> 01:12:30.079
our governor gretchen whitmer standing alongside

01:12:30.079 --> 01:12:33.180
sam altman ushering in a data center that the

01:12:33.180 --> 01:12:36.140
people of saline voted to not have in their town

01:12:36.140 --> 01:12:40.430
yeah And this is still a very controversial issue

01:12:40.430 --> 01:12:43.229
because she never addressed it. She never addressed

01:12:43.229 --> 01:12:46.109
the hot mic issue. And every time she goes to

01:12:46.109 --> 01:12:49.010
post on social media, her team is scrubbing comments.

01:12:49.369 --> 01:12:54.909
Yeah, like typical IR personalities. And I just

01:12:54.909 --> 01:12:57.250
think it's weird that radio personalities are

01:12:57.250 --> 01:12:59.670
cucking up for billionaires right now. Yeah,

01:12:59.670 --> 01:13:01.569
they really are, dude. Good job, Anthony Does

01:13:01.569 --> 01:13:05.100
Radio. It's just really sad. I liked Mojave once

01:13:05.100 --> 01:13:07.220
his son got involved. And people ask me all the

01:13:07.220 --> 01:13:10.260
time, why do you talk about the Joe show on F1Zine?

01:13:10.939 --> 01:13:13.140
People ask me all the time, why do you... Let

01:13:13.140 --> 01:13:16.859
me tell you a story. When I left 1025 The Bone

01:13:16.859 --> 01:13:21.899
four years ago, July 31st, Joe was like, hey!

01:13:23.279 --> 01:13:25.680
Because he always talks like that. He has this

01:13:25.680 --> 01:13:29.310
freaking annoying little personality. I had known

01:13:29.310 --> 01:13:31.689
him, I don't know, past eight years since like

01:13:31.689 --> 01:13:33.130
the morning show boot camp. And I remember when

01:13:33.130 --> 01:13:38.449
he was like 21 and a hot shot. And I remember

01:13:38.449 --> 01:13:42.090
everybody, he would just walk into the room at

01:13:42.090 --> 01:13:43.409
the morning show boot camp. Everyone's like,

01:13:43.470 --> 01:13:45.510
God, who is that tool? And then we'd be like,

01:13:45.609 --> 01:13:49.029
hi, hey, it's great to have a legendary Hall

01:13:49.029 --> 01:13:52.210
of Fame father. The rest of us have to board

01:13:52.210 --> 01:13:54.569
up overnight, but you just get afternoon to Detroit.

01:13:56.329 --> 01:13:59.989
And then me and him are okay. We texted a little

01:13:59.989 --> 01:14:02.829
bit when Mike from Drew and Mike died. And we

01:14:02.829 --> 01:14:06.310
were talking on our radio like nerds. Then I

01:14:06.310 --> 01:14:08.369
joined iHeart. Well, first I saw him at a Jack

01:14:08.369 --> 01:14:11.010
Harlow concert with my ex. And he just seemed

01:14:11.010 --> 01:14:12.949
like he was too cool for me. I'm a superstar.

01:14:13.789 --> 01:14:15.970
That's the board op for Kelta. I'm a superstar.

01:14:17.090 --> 01:14:19.409
Doing the exact same show as my dad, only not

01:14:19.409 --> 01:14:23.640
funny. So then I joined iHeart and he's like,

01:14:23.720 --> 01:14:27.140
hey, Ryan, great to have you on the team. Oh,

01:14:27.180 --> 01:14:30.880
it's wonderful, it's great. And then he's like,

01:14:31.000 --> 01:14:33.579
hey, I want you to know, this is what I knew,

01:14:33.659 --> 01:14:36.699
this was not good. A few moments. He goes, I

01:14:36.699 --> 01:14:39.380
just want you to know that this is my building

01:14:39.380 --> 01:14:42.699
and I'm glad to have you in it. I was like, no,

01:14:42.720 --> 01:14:45.100
it's your dad's building. And then he pulled

01:14:45.100 --> 01:14:48.079
a few pranks on me and I don't let things go.

01:14:48.880 --> 01:14:52.310
For me to let it go, I need a formal apology

01:14:52.310 --> 01:14:54.869
from the Joe Show. I need them to do a video,

01:14:54.970 --> 01:14:58.109
to do a segment on air. They're going, hi, my

01:14:58.109 --> 01:15:02.829
name is Joseph Kramer and I am a netbook baby.

01:15:02.989 --> 01:15:05.630
It's almost like going to AA. Hi, my name is

01:15:05.630 --> 01:15:08.649
whatever and I am an alcoholic. I need, for me

01:15:08.649 --> 01:15:10.989
to stop talking about it, I need Joe Show to

01:15:10.989 --> 01:15:13.409
stand up and go, hi, my name is Joseph Carballo

01:15:13.409 --> 01:15:17.470
and I got everything because of my father. Until

01:15:17.470 --> 01:15:23.350
then. It ain't going to happen. Sneako calls

01:15:23.350 --> 01:15:27.010
out Neon for choosing Australia over Egypt in

01:15:27.010 --> 01:15:29.130
the World Cup. He predicts you wearing an Egypt

01:15:29.130 --> 01:15:32.750
jersey, grifting an ejector stream. Neon, you

01:15:32.750 --> 01:15:35.569
wearing the Australia jersey is the perfect representation

01:15:35.569 --> 01:15:39.149
of Dunya over Dean. Who cares about songers?

01:15:39.189 --> 01:15:44.430
Stupid. Oh, wow. A game ended in a draw. How

01:15:44.430 --> 01:15:52.199
riveting. Blue Fates ends his stream after finding

01:15:52.199 --> 01:15:53.899
out that his baby mama slept with his manager,

01:15:54.039 --> 01:15:58.279
former manager. Like Ray J, Blue Fates, A .B.

01:15:58.279 --> 01:16:01.420
Dean, you know, fucking all these other streamers.

01:16:01.640 --> 01:16:04.640
I like Ben and Don. Did y 'all know that Bravo

01:16:04.640 --> 01:16:07.300
fucking hated him? Yeah, they gotta suck me if

01:16:07.300 --> 01:16:11.600
I know your baby mama turned out. Dude, when

01:16:11.600 --> 01:16:13.960
you're in jail, they ain't waiting for you. Damn,

01:16:13.960 --> 01:16:17.430
give a crap. There's a video going around of

01:16:17.430 --> 01:16:21.590
Chris Brown really grinding on this girl to the

01:16:21.590 --> 01:16:24.890
song Take You Down. It is very sexual when that

01:16:24.890 --> 01:16:28.210
man grinds. Here's a woman saying she does not

01:16:28.210 --> 01:16:30.829
care about the declining population. As a beautiful

01:16:30.829 --> 01:16:34.710
child -free woman, I'm a child -cow lady. I don't

01:16:34.710 --> 01:16:37.529
give a fuck about the declining population. Not

01:16:37.529 --> 01:16:40.659
my fucking problem, bitch. Yeah, this part, not

01:16:40.659 --> 01:16:41.939
that part, but this part's the most annoying

01:16:41.939 --> 01:16:45.380
part of the video. As a beautiful, child -free

01:16:45.380 --> 01:16:48.600
woman. When women who are beautiful have to say,

01:16:48.779 --> 01:16:50.579
oh, I'm beautiful. Trust me, that personality

01:16:50.579 --> 01:16:57.979
ain't that great. It's possible. Men ages 18

01:16:57.979 --> 01:17:00.420
to 35 who want older women. This woman gives

01:17:00.420 --> 01:17:03.000
us advice how to obtain it. Men between the ages

01:17:03.000 --> 01:17:06.000
of 28 and 35, if you're trying to get an older

01:17:06.000 --> 01:17:09.449
woman. Stop trying to impress her and do this

01:17:09.449 --> 01:17:12.449
instead. A lot of younger men think older women

01:17:12.449 --> 01:17:16.489
are looking for six -pack abs. Don't get me wrong,

01:17:16.590 --> 01:17:21.229
six -pack abs. I have a gut. It's a fantastic

01:17:21.229 --> 01:17:24.989
plus. But a lot of younger men think we're looking

01:17:24.989 --> 01:17:28.449
for six -pack abs, fancy cars, expensive gifts.

01:17:28.770 --> 01:17:31.329
But most of us aren't. What catches an older

01:17:31.329 --> 01:17:34.609
woman's attention is confidence, consistency.

01:17:35.069 --> 01:17:38.000
All right, there you go. That woman's a hot piece

01:17:38.000 --> 01:17:41.560
of ass. Bonnie XO was accepted into Arizona State

01:17:41.560 --> 01:17:44.180
University. Lil Wayne was late to his New Hampshire

01:17:44.180 --> 01:17:47.159
show. He's a douchebag. And Netflix viewers are

01:17:47.159 --> 01:17:50.140
leaving the platform after shows are getting

01:17:50.140 --> 01:17:52.420
canceled after one season. That's because Netflix

01:17:52.420 --> 01:17:56.199
is cheap. Joey Chestnut did his thing this weekend

01:17:56.199 --> 01:17:57.960
with the hot dog eating. I find it repulsive.

01:17:59.659 --> 01:18:08.629
What else do we got here? 856. A 49 happy. That

01:18:08.629 --> 01:18:10.989
clip didn't download, so it's not meant to be.

01:18:11.569 --> 01:18:16.569
What are you hearing here? Stop giving girlfriend

01:18:16.569 --> 01:18:18.229
treatment to a girl that's not your girlfriend.

01:18:18.449 --> 01:18:21.430
Stop giving girlfriend treatment to someone that's

01:18:21.430 --> 01:18:24.479
not your girlfriend. Listen to me. If you want

01:18:24.479 --> 01:18:27.760
to have an actual shot at a money shot, a relationship

01:18:27.760 --> 01:18:30.039
with her, you need to take her off of that 12

01:18:30.039 --> 01:18:32.380
-foot pedestal. You realize she pooped in the

01:18:32.380 --> 01:18:34.859
morning. And show her that you know your value.

01:18:35.239 --> 01:18:39.020
Hell yeah, you go. I'm just doing that as a single

01:18:39.020 --> 01:18:46.939
man, just sitting around. 856 -494 -6773. You

01:18:46.939 --> 01:18:49.939
can tweet at me, at RyanHobbyRadio. You can always

01:18:49.939 --> 01:18:54.460
email me, RyanHobbyRadio. I had a Gmail. I dot

01:18:54.460 --> 01:18:59.859
com. I got the from Drew Garabo. It sounds kind

01:18:59.859 --> 01:19:03.199
of douchey. That's why I do it. What do I got

01:19:03.199 --> 01:19:06.680
here? Here's Chelsea Handler who slipped her

01:19:06.680 --> 01:19:10.460
way to the top. And I really know that. Here

01:19:10.460 --> 01:19:12.300
she is saying she's not a long -term relationship

01:19:12.300 --> 01:19:14.500
girl. We know. You're a bust down. I'm a long

01:19:14.500 --> 01:19:16.760
-term person. I just am not interested in anything

01:19:16.760 --> 01:19:18.439
that comes after the six -month relationship

01:19:18.439 --> 01:19:20.859
mark. Yeah, because you're a cloud chasing dish.

01:19:21.239 --> 01:19:22.579
How do you think that is? I'm not interested

01:19:22.579 --> 01:19:26.140
in dealing with your family or your issues. Man.

01:19:28.119 --> 01:19:30.579
Man. I kind of respect that she's like, yeah,

01:19:30.579 --> 01:19:32.079
I'm promiscuous. What are you going to do about

01:19:32.079 --> 01:19:38.979
it? Nothing. Then there's this. If a woman's

01:19:38.979 --> 01:19:41.500
doing any of these things, she does not like

01:19:41.500 --> 01:19:44.340
you. You need to move on. Listen to my words

01:19:44.340 --> 01:19:48.659
on this. It's going to save you a lot of time.

01:19:48.760 --> 01:19:52.699
One, if a woman's doing a hot, cold thing with

01:19:52.699 --> 01:19:54.920
you, that's the words and you're talking and

01:19:54.920 --> 01:19:56.800
they don't respond. And then they post Snapchat

01:19:56.800 --> 01:19:58.899
to them watching friends or out to steak dinner

01:19:58.899 --> 01:20:01.140
with another guy. It's like, are you for the

01:20:01.140 --> 01:20:06.760
streets? Are you ever? You're never too busy

01:20:06.760 --> 01:20:10.569
for me. The hot cold thing is at one time you're

01:20:10.569 --> 01:20:13.810
giving her some validation when she's cold she's

01:20:13.810 --> 01:20:16.050
getting validation from somebody else oh yeah

01:20:16.050 --> 01:20:20.829
she's getting that's what that means trust me

01:20:20.829 --> 01:20:24.050
somebody or something but either way you're not

01:20:24.050 --> 01:20:27.989
the priority i know that's number one number

01:20:27.989 --> 01:20:30.949
two this woman's taking a long time to get back

01:20:30.949 --> 01:20:34.329
to you if you've known her for three plus weeks,

01:20:34.510 --> 01:20:37.630
going out on dates, and she's still not consistent

01:20:37.630 --> 01:20:40.949
with you? And when I say consistent, because

01:20:40.949 --> 01:20:43.470
communication can be different from each individual.

01:20:43.609 --> 01:20:46.489
Whatever. But if she, on a daily basis, maybe

01:20:46.489 --> 01:20:49.050
takes an average of four hours to get back to

01:20:49.050 --> 01:20:52.670
you, but now she's taking a day, six hours, eight

01:20:52.670 --> 01:20:57.930
hours, 12 hours, she does not care. Yeah. That's

01:20:57.930 --> 01:21:00.609
all you need to know. You gotta watch out for

01:21:00.609 --> 01:21:03.319
those clown chasers. As Mike Oliveira used to

01:21:03.319 --> 01:21:05.319
say to me, if you offer someone a steak dinner,

01:21:05.380 --> 01:21:13.579
they ain't going to say no to that. J -Lo opened

01:21:13.579 --> 01:21:16.699
up about how she worked so hard at one point,

01:21:16.720 --> 01:21:20.920
she had to be hospitalized. I am so hard working.

01:21:22.510 --> 01:21:24.649
I couldn't see clearly. Like something just went

01:21:24.649 --> 01:21:27.350
over my eyes and I couldn't move. It's exhaustion.

01:21:27.670 --> 01:21:30.569
Yeah. So take a nap. No, this is chronic stress.

01:21:30.789 --> 01:21:33.029
Do you have any sympathy for this? Man, being

01:21:33.029 --> 01:21:37.350
a dirtier out of here, I guess we turn. You felt

01:21:37.350 --> 01:21:39.270
that when it happened to me. I did. He called

01:21:39.270 --> 01:21:41.050
me a lot. Yeah, and he was making sure you were

01:21:41.050 --> 01:21:45.229
going to show up the next day. Kevin Hart. Was

01:21:45.229 --> 01:21:48.390
on Jimmy Kimmel. Ah, it's two douchebags in one

01:21:48.390 --> 01:21:52.109
room. Who would you like to see roasted next

01:21:52.109 --> 01:21:54.189
time? It's tough, man, because you're following

01:21:54.189 --> 01:21:57.989
two really big roasts. What about Oprah? It would

01:21:57.989 --> 01:22:02.119
be awesome to roast Oprah. No. Yeah. What's it

01:22:02.119 --> 01:22:06.159
like licking Gail's carpet? Oprah should never

01:22:06.159 --> 01:22:09.539
get roasted. If I found out that Oprah says she

01:22:09.539 --> 01:22:11.920
wanted to do it, I'm driving 100 miles per hour

01:22:11.920 --> 01:22:15.359
to Oprah's house. You see anything going down,

01:22:15.539 --> 01:22:19.920
Gail? You cannot do this. What's going on with

01:22:19.920 --> 01:22:21.859
this stupid boomer that just won't let it go?

01:22:23.730 --> 01:22:26.529
Senator Mitch McConnell is still in the hospital.

01:22:26.729 --> 01:22:28.930
His office said in a statement yesterday, and

01:22:28.930 --> 01:22:30.670
the statement didn't offer any further details.

01:22:31.050 --> 01:22:34.069
He needs to retire. Is he 109 years old? What's

01:22:34.069 --> 01:22:37.529
going on this morning? Taylor Frankie Paul is

01:22:37.529 --> 01:22:40.409
breaking her silence. You got it, sister. You're

01:22:40.409 --> 01:22:43.630
such a feminist. After her ex -husband, Tate

01:22:43.630 --> 01:22:45.869
Paul, filed for a temporary restraining order

01:22:45.869 --> 01:22:48.449
against her, a request that was denied per a

01:22:48.449 --> 01:22:51.130
court order obtained by E! News July 1st. Oh,

01:22:51.130 --> 01:22:53.810
E! News loves to tell you when they obtained

01:22:53.810 --> 01:22:58.689
it. Good for freaking you. To respond in a series

01:22:58.689 --> 01:23:01.369
of posts on her Instagram stories two days later.

01:23:01.689 --> 01:23:03.850
Whatever, she's such an annoying person. Sharing,

01:23:04.029 --> 01:23:06.689
my hold back while being trashed and bashed needs

01:23:06.689 --> 01:23:11.090
to be studied. Now, the fact that women just

01:23:11.090 --> 01:23:12.689
defend you because you're a woman needs to be

01:23:12.689 --> 01:23:15.090
studied. The fact that if everything you did

01:23:15.090 --> 01:23:17.850
was done by a man, he would be crucified. Oh,

01:23:18.090 --> 01:23:21.829
you're a pretty girl. Don't we even want equal

01:23:21.829 --> 01:23:25.020
rights anyway? In addition to the TRO request,

01:23:25.439 --> 01:23:27.859
her former husband, father to her daughter, Indy,

01:23:27.859 --> 01:23:31.979
and Sam, an ocean filed a petition obtained by

01:23:31.979 --> 01:23:34.899
People Magazine June 30th asking to modify the

01:23:34.899 --> 01:23:36.960
terms of their divorce and custody agreement.

01:23:37.399 --> 01:23:41.760
Whatever. God, she's the worst. She just has

01:23:41.760 --> 01:23:45.140
this, like, hateable personality in her. There's

01:23:45.140 --> 01:23:47.640
no other way to put it. You just look at her

01:23:47.640 --> 01:23:49.479
and you're like, God, she's the worst. She's

01:23:49.479 --> 01:23:54.630
just a brat. Speaking of these morons. They kiss

01:23:54.630 --> 01:23:58.109
the sky and then each other. Geniuses climb to

01:23:58.109 --> 01:24:00.090
the top of the Empire State Building, the top

01:24:00.090 --> 01:24:02.810
of the spire. But this morning, that's the most

01:24:02.810 --> 01:24:05.159
New York thing I've ever heard. Top of the Empire

01:24:05.159 --> 01:24:07.319
State Building, the top of the Spire. Two geniuses.

01:24:07.340 --> 01:24:10.119
But this morning, the extreme free climbers who

01:24:10.119 --> 01:24:12.640
scaled the broadcast antenna of the Empire State

01:24:12.640 --> 01:24:15.439
Building and unfurled a banner nearly 1 ,500

01:24:15.439 --> 01:24:18.380
feet above New York City are grounded, leaving

01:24:18.380 --> 01:24:24.420
court on supervised release. A truer lump story

01:24:24.420 --> 01:24:27.119
than Taylor and Jones. Is it worth it? Was it

01:24:27.119 --> 01:24:30.760
worth it? Sources tell ABC News Angelina Nicolaou

01:24:30.760 --> 01:24:33.640
and Ivan Kuznetsov bought tickets to the Empire

01:24:33.640 --> 01:24:37.199
State Building to - It should be Kuznetsov. Tuesday

01:24:37.199 --> 01:24:39.819
and never left. Alright, there you go. There's

01:24:39.819 --> 01:24:41.960
those morons, you know. They're so dangerous!

01:24:44.739 --> 01:24:52.250
8 -5 -6. A 49 Hoppy. It's 8 -5 -6. 8 -5 -6. You

01:24:52.250 --> 01:24:54.729
know the number. All right. I'll save you if

01:24:54.729 --> 01:24:58.430
you need it. 856 -494 -6773. All right. It's

01:24:58.430 --> 01:25:02.050
time for Kardashian news, dude. Yo, yo, yo, yo,

01:25:02.109 --> 01:25:57.310
yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Wow. Wow. All right,

01:25:57.430 --> 01:25:59.369
now, dude, let's get into it, man. We have so

01:25:59.369 --> 01:26:04.789
much happening, man. I just... Yo! Happy Hot

01:26:04.789 --> 01:26:09.939
Topic! Northwest is showing her true colors.

01:26:10.399 --> 01:26:13.920
So Northwest is really starting to be kind of

01:26:13.920 --> 01:26:15.939
out there more and more as she turned 13 years

01:26:15.939 --> 01:26:20.340
old. And I'm just hoping that her mother is protecting

01:26:20.340 --> 01:26:24.250
her. She was at a gala recently all by herself,

01:26:24.390 --> 01:26:27.750
and I didn't like that. If you have 13 -year

01:26:27.750 --> 01:26:28.869
-old daughters around a bunch of creeps, you

01:26:28.869 --> 01:26:30.670
should probably save her. So there's that. I

01:26:30.670 --> 01:26:33.369
want to protect Northwest so much that I don't

01:26:33.369 --> 01:26:35.090
even really want to break her down. I mean, talk

01:26:35.090 --> 01:26:37.770
about it. She's a 13 -year -old. She's in seventh

01:26:37.770 --> 01:26:40.630
grade. It's a little weird. All right, time for

01:26:40.630 --> 01:26:43.109
Taylor Swift news. We're going to really break

01:26:43.109 --> 01:27:09.180
down this stupid line. Always the victim post

01:27:09.180 --> 01:27:24.729
Always the perfect face You shine that you never

01:27:24.729 --> 01:27:58.310
say your name is Same story, different suit You

01:27:58.310 --> 01:28:02.829
show the small town soft things And you hold

01:28:02.829 --> 01:28:09.949
the velvet loose Now every ex is bait And every

01:28:09.949 --> 01:28:13.050
scar's a brand You say you're just being honest

01:28:13.050 --> 01:28:16.130
With somebody in your head Tell me who gets blamed

01:28:16.130 --> 01:28:26.800
You never say your name You flip the It's always

01:28:26.800 --> 01:28:29.659
new, always new. That's your favorite thing to

01:28:29.659 --> 01:28:32.439
do. Sign the silence, hash the pain, wear the

01:28:32.439 --> 01:28:35.180
halo, push the lane. It's always new, always

01:28:35.180 --> 01:28:43.000
new. Never you, never you. You love the crowd

01:28:43.000 --> 01:28:46.760
when you choose. You love the room when you choose

01:28:46.760 --> 01:28:59.090
the size. Got it. One more time. Watch out. Wrap

01:28:59.090 --> 01:29:08.050
it up. Say it's off. Play it safe. Then you make

01:29:08.050 --> 01:29:16.609
somebody else to call. She's the worst. It's

01:29:16.609 --> 01:29:19.970
always them, always them. Never you, never you.

01:29:20.090 --> 01:29:45.279
It's always them. All right, enough of that.

01:29:46.199 --> 01:29:49.739
Turn it off, stop. That just left 10 seconds

01:29:49.739 --> 01:29:52.220
to describe my show and my radio career. All

01:29:52.220 --> 01:29:54.699
right, now if Taylor Swift were to have had this

01:29:54.699 --> 01:29:56.420
wedding, I don't know, July 10th, that's one

01:29:56.420 --> 01:29:59.279
thing, but to have the whole city essentially

01:29:59.279 --> 01:30:02.460
shut down for a wedding that's gonna end in a

01:30:02.460 --> 01:30:05.159
divorce, I still don't believe the Travis and

01:30:05.159 --> 01:30:07.390
Taylor thing. I don't know. There's something

01:30:07.390 --> 01:30:11.210
about her. She was always, she wears short shirts,

01:30:11.329 --> 01:30:13.729
I wear t -shirts, she's chipped, and she's cheer

01:30:13.729 --> 01:30:16.029
captain, and I'm in the bleachers. And now she's

01:30:16.029 --> 01:30:19.829
everything she claims she wasn't. It's funny.

01:30:19.970 --> 01:30:24.170
I have so much Taylor Swift coverage here. But

01:30:24.170 --> 01:30:26.689
this is going to be honest coverage. This isn't

01:30:26.689 --> 01:30:28.470
going to be like your local morning show where

01:30:28.470 --> 01:30:31.329
they're like, oh, it's true love. Well, first

01:30:31.329 --> 01:30:32.489
of all, you wouldn't hear it from your local

01:30:32.489 --> 01:30:33.750
morning show because everyone's on vacation.

01:30:34.520 --> 01:30:38.380
No, I don't take a day off here. So this news

01:30:38.380 --> 01:30:40.899
is going to be all over the place. It's going

01:30:40.899 --> 01:30:44.680
to be out of order. I don't even know how to

01:30:44.680 --> 01:30:47.619
like start because it's so freaking nauseating.

01:30:48.180 --> 01:30:51.680
I'm telling you, the fact that there is an NDA

01:30:51.680 --> 01:30:54.579
that has to get signed is kind of creepy. And

01:30:54.579 --> 01:30:56.220
then the fact that the people from Madison Square

01:30:56.220 --> 01:30:58.420
Garden got fired from it as if that was such

01:30:58.420 --> 01:31:06.510
a big thing. Who cares? The job. At Madison Square

01:31:06.510 --> 01:31:10.409
Garden. Probably pays $13 an hour. Oh, no. How

01:31:10.409 --> 01:31:13.949
can we lose them? All right. Let's do this one

01:31:13.949 --> 01:31:16.869
by one. It's like when you get HPV. The Taylor

01:31:16.869 --> 01:31:19.270
Swift's wedding was literally HPV. It's like,

01:31:19.289 --> 01:31:22.170
you got to address it. You got to put a little

01:31:22.170 --> 01:31:25.430
cream on it, and hopefully it goes away. Happy

01:31:25.430 --> 01:31:31.060
Hot Topic. turns out even travis kelsey and jason

01:31:31.060 --> 01:31:33.479
kelsey couldn't shake off a royal meeting ahead

01:31:33.479 --> 01:31:35.859
of travis and taylor swift's apparent wedding

01:31:35.859 --> 01:31:38.960
at madison square garden july 3rd prince william

01:31:38.960 --> 01:31:40.859
appeared on the kansas city chiefs player and

01:31:40.859 --> 01:31:44.319
his brother jason's new heights podcast oh yeah

01:31:44.319 --> 01:31:49.000
it's july 3rd where the pair revealed that they

01:31:49.000 --> 01:31:51.380
couldn't calm down backstage at taylor's london

01:31:51.380 --> 01:31:54.420
stop of the era's touring oh it's so cute The

01:31:54.420 --> 01:31:58.319
way everyone kisses her ass. 2024, when they

01:31:58.319 --> 01:32:00.300
were introduced to the Royals, which the Grammy

01:32:00.300 --> 01:32:02.819
winner commemorated with a sweet selfie of her

01:32:02.819 --> 01:32:04.819
with the prince, his kids, George and Charles.

01:32:04.840 --> 01:32:07.279
So there's that. There's already the ass kissing

01:32:07.279 --> 01:32:10.020
right there. And what was Blake Lively doing

01:32:10.020 --> 01:32:16.939
during all this? Happy Hot Topic! Spotted Blake

01:32:16.939 --> 01:32:20.239
Lively more than 200 miles away from Taylor Swift

01:32:20.239 --> 01:32:28.079
and Travis Kelsey's wedding festivities. As Taylor

01:32:28.079 --> 01:32:30.260
and Travis's friends and family descended upon

01:32:30.260 --> 01:32:32.600
Madison Square Garden July 2nd for an apparent

01:32:32.600 --> 01:32:35.479
rehearsal dinner, the Gossip Girl alum and her

01:32:35.479 --> 01:32:39.079
husband, Ryan Reynolds, stepped out at a horse

01:32:39.079 --> 01:32:41.859
show in Lake Placid, New York. Yeah, hopefully

01:32:41.859 --> 01:32:45.619
Blake learned how to properly ride there. Mm

01:32:45.619 --> 01:32:48.699
-hmm. All right, we got this clip here of Dolly

01:32:48.699 --> 01:32:51.939
Parton giving a message to them. Travis, it's

01:32:51.939 --> 01:32:55.840
Dolly, and I was just told that you two are making

01:32:55.840 --> 01:32:59.739
a donation of $2 million. To my imagination library.

01:33:00.079 --> 01:33:03.319
Oh, it's great that they're donating money. You

01:33:03.319 --> 01:33:05.199
know what they should donate to? Every single

01:33:05.199 --> 01:33:07.699
person that had a hard time getting to work because

01:33:07.699 --> 01:33:09.460
of this stupid wedding. Not these organizations.

01:33:09.920 --> 01:33:12.159
Because this is because they wanted to get ahead.

01:33:12.659 --> 01:33:14.420
Which probably gives bad head. They wanted to

01:33:14.420 --> 01:33:17.279
get ahead of everybody saying, oh, it was all

01:33:17.279 --> 01:33:21.340
about them. We donated money. Thank you, thank

01:33:21.340 --> 01:33:24.180
you, thank you. All right, there's that. I told

01:33:24.180 --> 01:33:26.319
you, every other morning she was breaking it

01:33:26.319 --> 01:33:29.159
down. I'm just ripping into this nonsense. Today

01:33:29.159 --> 01:33:35.220
was definitely a fairy tale for Taylor Swift

01:33:35.220 --> 01:33:38.800
super fan Nikki Glaser. Oh yeah, as hot as she

01:33:38.800 --> 01:33:42.180
is and freaking funny as she is, her love for

01:33:42.180 --> 01:33:46.319
Taylor is so freaking nauseating. Who scored

01:33:46.319 --> 01:33:48.819
what feels like the golden ticket to the wedding.

01:33:49.079 --> 01:33:51.380
Oh yeah, the golden NDA is what you call it.

01:33:52.029 --> 01:33:54.250
The summer. The comedian was among the reported

01:33:54.250 --> 01:33:58.149
1 ,100 guests inside Madison Square Garden. Yeah,

01:33:58.229 --> 01:34:00.310
it's so important. You could have literally had

01:34:00.310 --> 01:34:02.989
it anywhere. It has to be in downtown New York.

01:34:02.989 --> 01:34:07.449
Look at that. The billionaire. Kiss my ass. July

01:34:07.449 --> 01:34:10.489
3rd. As Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey officially

01:34:10.489 --> 01:34:13.750
said, I do. Yeah, and in two years, they'll be

01:34:13.750 --> 01:34:15.689
signing divorce papers. I don't believe this

01:34:15.689 --> 01:34:18.630
relationship. I never have. This next headline

01:34:18.630 --> 01:34:25.229
really fascinated me. No! Help me! Help! Ed Sheeran

01:34:25.229 --> 01:34:27.350
and wife Cherry Seaborn make a rare appearance

01:34:27.350 --> 01:34:29.649
for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's wedding.

01:34:29.869 --> 01:34:31.630
It had to be weird for Ed because there's all

01:34:31.630 --> 01:34:36.550
the rumors that Ed liked her. And it's always

01:34:36.550 --> 01:34:38.689
weird when you're in the friend zone. It's nice

01:34:38.689 --> 01:34:40.909
to have friends that are women. I don't, I'll

01:34:40.909 --> 01:34:43.050
get me wrong. But it's weird because you're like,

01:34:43.210 --> 01:34:46.520
they're banging someone else. as the couple prepare

01:34:46.520 --> 01:34:49.159
for the white veil occasion and cherry arrived

01:34:49.159 --> 01:34:53.199
at madison square garden on july 3rd in their

01:34:53.199 --> 01:34:56.079
party attire to watch the couple officially tie

01:34:56.079 --> 01:34:58.840
the knot for the occasion the singer opts for

01:34:58.840 --> 01:35:01.260
a vibrant turquoise suit which he pairs all right

01:35:01.260 --> 01:35:03.199
so there's their outfits and there's that and

01:35:03.199 --> 01:35:06.600
there's this right here You may not have been

01:35:06.600 --> 01:35:08.920
invited to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's wedding,

01:35:09.020 --> 01:35:11.600
but we've got details of the dress she wore for

01:35:11.600 --> 01:35:14.279
her perfect love story. The Grammy winner and

01:35:14.279 --> 01:35:16.260
the Kansas City Chiefs tight end officially tied

01:35:16.260 --> 01:35:18.359
the knot at Madison Square Garden in New York

01:35:18.359 --> 01:35:21.060
July 3rd after three years of dating. And the

01:35:21.060 --> 01:35:23.380
much -discussed particular of their nuptials

01:35:23.380 --> 01:35:26.479
has finally been revealed. Tay was in her bed.

01:35:26.479 --> 01:35:28.920
Hey, it's your friend. Gown, in fact, by Christian

01:35:28.920 --> 01:35:31.840
Dior, haute couture. So there's the outfit she

01:35:31.840 --> 01:35:35.670
wore. Mm -hmm. Then what was her ex doing? Not

01:35:35.670 --> 01:35:38.289
everyone is down bad for Taylor Swift and Travis

01:35:38.289 --> 01:35:40.649
Kelsey's wedding. As several stars are headed

01:35:40.649 --> 01:35:43.029
to New York City's Madison Square Garden for

01:35:43.029 --> 01:35:45.869
the couple's July 3rd nuptials, Taylor's ex,

01:35:45.970 --> 01:35:48.489
Mattie Healy, stepped out in Los Angeles with

01:35:48.489 --> 01:35:52.430
his fiancee, Gabrielle. She's so much hotter.

01:35:53.930 --> 01:35:57.329
Everybody else is hotter than Taylor's fiancee.

01:35:57.510 --> 01:36:04.170
Happy Hot Topic! Zoe Kravitz attends Taylor Swift

01:36:04.170 --> 01:36:07.310
and Travis Kelsey's wedding without fiancé Harry

01:36:07.310 --> 01:36:10.149
Styles. Yeah, you know, it's going to be kind

01:36:10.149 --> 01:36:14.409
of awkward. Mm -hmm. And then there's this. Taylor

01:36:14.409 --> 01:36:16.689
Swift and Travis Kelsey have officially said,

01:36:16.750 --> 01:36:19.869
I do. The person who made it official was comedy

01:36:19.869 --> 01:36:22.989
royalty himself, Adam Sandler. Oh, yeah, you

01:36:22.989 --> 01:36:25.250
have the wedding singer there. So there's that.

01:36:25.409 --> 01:36:28.529
Again, I'm not trying to be here all day. It's

01:36:28.529 --> 01:36:30.909
just, you have to kind of just get through it

01:36:30.909 --> 01:36:35.670
and get over it. Is next year the wedding year?

01:36:35.750 --> 01:36:37.409
Is that when it's happening? Oh, you'll know.

01:36:38.930 --> 01:36:43.029
Because everything's about me. By the way, this

01:36:43.029 --> 01:36:45.430
whole thing, oh, she worked from nothing. Her

01:36:45.430 --> 01:36:47.149
parents pretty much paid the record label to

01:36:47.149 --> 01:36:50.270
get her amazing out there. Taylor Swift wasn't

01:36:50.270 --> 01:36:53.789
exaggerating. Her and Travis Kelsey's star studded

01:36:53.789 --> 01:36:56.409
guest list for their Madison Square Garden nuptials

01:36:56.409 --> 01:36:59.229
July 3rd. Might have come as a bit of a surprise

01:36:59.229 --> 01:37:02.510
to some, but really, Taylor laid out the... She

01:37:02.510 --> 01:37:04.529
had a lot of people at the wedding. The bigger

01:37:04.529 --> 01:37:08.310
the wedding, the better the divorce. Happy Hot

01:37:08.310 --> 01:37:12.869
Topic! Patrick and Brittany Mahomes were certainly

01:37:12.869 --> 01:37:16.630
in their lover era. So they went to the wedding.

01:37:16.789 --> 01:37:18.710
Brittany Mahomes is so much hotter. And then

01:37:18.710 --> 01:37:22.369
here's what's going on with Grandma. Donna Kelsey

01:37:22.369 --> 01:37:25.529
says Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's big day

01:37:25.529 --> 01:37:28.449
was nothing short of enchanted. What's she going

01:37:28.449 --> 01:37:31.550
to say? Ah, Taylor's a real bitch. Mm -hmm. Awesome.

01:37:32.189 --> 01:37:35.569
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's wedding was

01:37:35.569 --> 01:37:40.920
a fairy tale. I had Travis cried. After the Grammy

01:37:40.920 --> 01:37:44.020
-winning artist married the Kansas City Chiefs

01:37:44.020 --> 01:37:47.340
player at Madison Square Garden in New York City

01:37:47.340 --> 01:37:51.479
on July 3rd, Swift's aunt, Robyn Gentry, shared

01:37:51.479 --> 01:37:55.060
deeper insight into the couple's emotional nuptials,

01:37:55.220 --> 01:37:59.960
telling LBC News as she left the event in a black

01:37:59.960 --> 01:38:03.420
SUV that they cried and they laughed and they

01:38:03.420 --> 01:38:05.939
danced and they hugged. And they had a mouth

01:38:05.939 --> 01:38:09.279
-toe under the table. And then there's this weird

01:38:09.279 --> 01:38:13.539
headline. Mike Rabel and his wife, Jen, seem

01:38:13.539 --> 01:38:15.520
to be putting their cruel summer behind them.

01:38:15.659 --> 01:38:18.000
The New England Patriots head coach and his wife

01:38:18.000 --> 01:38:20.699
were apparently able to shake off any drama to

01:38:20.699 --> 01:38:22.920
attend Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's July

01:38:22.920 --> 01:38:26.579
3rd. Yeah, that wife has no credibility and frankly

01:38:26.579 --> 01:38:31.079
endorses in a weird way the cheating. Why do

01:38:31.079 --> 01:38:34.100
I say she endorses it? Because she... Went to

01:38:34.100 --> 01:38:35.800
a wedding when Amanda cheated on her. So I never

01:38:35.800 --> 01:38:37.960
want to hear people go, oh, his poor wife. She

01:38:37.960 --> 01:38:40.720
allows it. So there's your Taylor Swift coverage.

01:38:40.840 --> 01:38:48.310
We'll never do it again until tomorrow. Ryan

01:38:48.310 --> 01:38:51.250
Hoppy on the mic, breaking down the scenes NBA

01:38:51.250 --> 01:38:54.470
drama, living out the dreams Fancy wives, wild

01:38:54.470 --> 01:38:56.750
lips, stories about the queens Dropping dollars,

01:38:56.810 --> 01:38:59.890
bombs, all in on the schemes Hoppy's moves, man,

01:38:59.970 --> 01:39:02.569
he knows it all Screw scandals to the court,

01:39:02.649 --> 01:39:06.109
rise and fall Tune in, now you'll have a ball

01:39:06.109 --> 01:39:11.770
Hoppy Hour got that shock and awe So, Kalen Clark

01:39:11.770 --> 01:39:14.550
is mad about Alyssa Thomas' throw punch into

01:39:14.550 --> 01:39:20.289
WNBA defending her. Now what else? What else

01:39:20.289 --> 01:39:23.989
we got here? Mark Cuban said he thought Kyrie

01:39:23.989 --> 01:39:26.170
Irving was a team killer before he traded for

01:39:26.170 --> 01:39:31.539
him. Ben Wallace says that the 0 -4 Pistons will

01:39:31.539 --> 01:39:34.579
not be vacationing together. Then there's this

01:39:34.579 --> 01:39:37.500
weird headline here. This is Neon talking to

01:39:37.500 --> 01:39:39.680
his lawyer to see if it's okay to leak where

01:39:39.680 --> 01:39:42.739
LeBron's going, as if he's an NBA insider, the

01:39:42.739 --> 01:39:44.880
nefo baby brat. What's going on, big fella? What's

01:39:44.880 --> 01:39:47.619
good? I'm live. Happy 4th of July, sir. Happy

01:39:47.619 --> 01:39:49.399
4th, my man. He's definitely got to say he's

01:39:49.399 --> 01:39:51.600
alive, and you never know. Quick question. I

01:39:51.600 --> 01:39:52.979
need an older opinion. I'm dealing with a very

01:39:52.979 --> 01:39:56.180
bad situation. Talk to me. Okay, so I know where

01:39:56.180 --> 01:39:57.859
LeBron James is going and signing to and it's

01:39:57.859 --> 01:39:59.260
going to get announced soon. Can I say it on

01:39:59.260 --> 01:40:00.619
stream and be the person to break the news or

01:40:00.619 --> 01:40:02.619
should I keep it to myself? You should make a

01:40:02.619 --> 01:40:05.979
bet and then make a lot of money, idiot. Let

01:40:05.979 --> 01:40:13.619
me ask you this. Is the way you know secret?

01:40:14.319 --> 01:40:16.420
Yes, yes. No one knows how I know. The person

01:40:16.420 --> 01:40:19.460
who got it gave you the information. Were they

01:40:19.460 --> 01:40:21.100
not supposed to know it? Yeah, they were not

01:40:21.100 --> 01:40:36.130
supposed to know it. Burn the connection of LeBron?

01:40:40.409 --> 01:40:44.829
This is that thing of Gen Z being in high school

01:40:44.829 --> 01:40:48.979
during COVID. They're stupid! Whoever told you

01:40:48.979 --> 01:40:51.340
where he's going. Yeah, you could tell that lawyer's

01:40:51.340 --> 01:40:53.319
so sick of him. Burn that connection if you spill

01:40:53.319 --> 01:40:56.119
beans. Man, I'd be so annoyed too if he was my

01:40:56.119 --> 01:40:58.119
client and he's calling me about stupid things

01:40:58.119 --> 01:41:04.359
like that. What a moron. Copy hour. Copy hour.

01:41:16.210 --> 01:41:19.029
RyanHoppyRadio .com The hour will be right back.

01:41:19.270 --> 01:41:22.109
You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're

01:41:22.109 --> 01:41:27.550
going outside, all I smell is poop. We also need

01:41:27.550 --> 01:41:30.090
to be affectionate. And you can see that with

01:41:30.090 --> 01:41:33.430
Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of

01:41:33.430 --> 01:41:37.829
touching, kissing, even fisting. And we'll call

01:41:37.829 --> 01:41:42.329
it a day. The semen was so big. As a reminder,

01:41:42.550 --> 01:41:44.569
if you don't feel like listening to this next

01:41:44.569 --> 01:41:47.329
song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of

01:41:47.329 --> 01:41:49.970
Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick

01:41:49.970 --> 01:41:54.109
around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour

01:41:54.109 --> 01:41:57.930
will be right back. Turn me up a little bit.

01:41:57.970 --> 01:42:02.409
When that music comes in, it gets loud. Swizzy!

01:42:02.949 --> 01:42:07.430
Yes! Hands up! Hands up! Hands up! Hands up!

01:42:07.430 --> 01:42:30.970
Hands up! Hands up! You would think I was on

01:42:30.970 --> 01:42:33.590
roids I've been hitting so long and I'm a big

01:42:33.590 --> 01:42:37.909
headed boy Nah, we ain't all HGH Though I might

01:42:37.909 --> 01:43:25.539
pick up some weight We spray, we spray I spew

01:43:25.539 --> 01:43:27.920
it cause I'm nicer but I do it for the lifers

01:43:49.710 --> 01:43:56.369
You probably never see again Somebody so deadly

01:43:56.369 --> 01:44:01.109
be of the pen Viva Jovito Jardino, muy bien Big

01:44:01.109 --> 01:44:14.659
up to Biggie and Paga, do it for them It heals

01:44:14.659 --> 01:44:17.399
your heart like chocolate So easy to dance, feel

01:44:17.399 --> 01:44:20.939
you are Love is a battlefield, we all get scars

01:44:20.939 --> 01:44:25.800
I put my heart into this This is much more than

01:44:25.800 --> 01:44:29.539
market to music The reason I gotta market to

01:44:29.539 --> 01:44:31.720
do this Is people going through pain, I'm just

01:44:31.720 --> 01:44:35.680
walking through this This ain't no marketed music

01:44:35.680 --> 01:44:38.479
People going through pain, I'm just talking to

01:44:38.479 --> 01:45:15.250
you Cause we do this all for you We knew the

01:45:15.250 --> 01:45:18.569
truth would fall through Cause we were going

01:45:18.569 --> 01:45:26.890
through it too We were all there to hold it Sure

01:45:26.890 --> 01:45:29.449
I cooked you, I watched brands and watched bands

01:45:29.449 --> 01:45:32.630
I also said watch the man hopping out of vans

01:45:32.630 --> 01:45:35.710
I ain't gonna teach you a body beat So I taught

01:45:35.710 --> 01:45:41.939
you how to fish and I let other niggas to see

01:45:41.939 --> 01:45:45.380
you smile and enjoy yourself. You are the welcome.

01:45:45.640 --> 01:46:13.850
You are the welcome. You are the welcome. Hey!

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Keep this party going and going. But let's hear

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-A -M -M -E -R -I -N Hank show, and check it

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out on his podcast feed. People with autism are

01:49:41.489 --> 01:49:43.909
often treated like they are different. Believe

01:49:43.909 --> 01:49:47.489
me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but my buddies

01:49:47.489 --> 01:49:50.689
may have known me as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled

01:49:50.689 --> 01:49:53.670
as slow when I started school. Come to find out

01:49:53.670 --> 01:49:56.810
at the age of 12, the doctors decided I was Autistic.

01:49:56.949 --> 01:50:00.090
Not at the age of 48. I have completed an associate's

01:50:00.090 --> 01:50:02.390
degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the

01:50:02.390 --> 01:50:05.029
San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.

01:50:05.289 --> 01:50:08.310
So yes, I am different. People of autism have

01:50:08.310 --> 01:50:11.909
no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,

01:50:12.069 --> 01:50:15.569
love, and learn to gain education and join the

01:50:15.569 --> 01:50:19.270
workforce. I did it, and so can anyone else of

01:50:19.270 --> 01:50:22.449
autism. So when you meet someone with autism,

01:50:22.590 --> 01:50:26.170
don't feel sorry for them. Work with them. for

01:50:26.170 --> 01:50:29.189
yourself that autism isn't a disease, it's a

01:50:29.189 --> 01:50:32.569
condition. To find out more about autism, please

01:50:32.569 --> 01:50:36.510
visit autismspeaks .org. Autism Speaks. It's

01:50:36.510 --> 01:51:00.619
time to listen. Bring joy to my city Niggas out

01:51:00.619 --> 01:51:02.539
here broke Got the nerve to be picky Get my man

01:51:02.539 --> 01:51:04.239
some bread Cause I hate to see him shitty Go

01:51:04.239 --> 01:51:06.000
back to selling dope Just to make a pretty penny

01:51:06.000 --> 01:51:08.380
Keeping it 100 But niggas think keep it 50 Chicago

01:51:08.380 --> 01:51:10.319
beef with everybody Acting like we 50 I told

01:51:10.319 --> 01:51:11.640
my bitch I'm fucking with the greatest And you

01:51:11.640 --> 01:51:13.520
see me The realest of the realest And the realest

01:51:13.520 --> 01:51:15.380
of my city Seven -year -old babies getting killed

01:51:18.730 --> 01:51:30.789
We'll see you next time. Peace. Peace. Peace.

01:51:56.510 --> 01:52:03.800
Alright. Alright. money you would never understand

01:52:03.800 --> 01:52:06.239
so go ahead and judge me i still get to it and

01:52:06.239 --> 01:52:07.560
niggas said he winning but i know they really

01:52:07.560 --> 01:52:10.039
losing 12 months later still riding in that buick

01:52:57.680 --> 01:53:39.119
My niggas But you ain't gotta look I'ma catch

01:53:39.119 --> 01:53:41.020
it, just foul, I'ma side Just cause you rappin'

01:53:41.039 --> 01:53:42.640
doesn't mean that he gonna ride Slappin' doors

01:53:42.640 --> 01:53:44.680
open on the V, let a hunter ride All them face

01:53:44.680 --> 01:53:47.279
shots need dental to identify Louis Tony, ETC,

01:53:47.439 --> 01:53:49.760
bitch, I been that guy Stay high, E .T., I live

01:53:49.760 --> 01:53:51.520
in the sky Your bitch on me, say she try and

01:53:51.520 --> 01:53:53.560
give my dick a try Take a chance with my roadies

01:53:53.560 --> 01:53:55.520
and my wrists on rollie I don't talk to the police,

01:53:55.640 --> 01:53:58.100
no talk Out west at the fee -fee, honey, put

01:53:58.100 --> 01:54:01.640
everything on shorty Made man, made D, touch

01:54:01.640 --> 01:54:04.720
me and you die, no worries Latin -ass niggas

01:54:04.720 --> 01:54:06.500
always tell the stories Bitches wanna kick it,

01:54:06.520 --> 01:54:13.380
tryna be another story, no cover That jewelry,

01:54:13.500 --> 01:54:15.060
I be smoking every round for it Need another

01:54:15.060 --> 01:54:16.739
water, so please let me in the club Cause you

01:54:16.739 --> 01:54:18.420
know I take it well, I don't care what we have

01:54:18.420 --> 01:54:20.220
Makers ask if they will ever get up on the white

01:54:20.220 --> 01:54:21.720
saddle Smoke them like a cigarrella, you can

01:54:21.720 --> 01:54:23.939
catch us in traffic We're heavy metal, ever,

01:54:24.020 --> 01:54:27.119
ever travel Pop out Come in like I'm great, cause

01:54:27.119 --> 01:54:28.779
I know these niggas hate, niggas hate, niggas

01:54:28.779 --> 01:54:30.779
hate Better not, better not Come in like I'm

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sign on. Hi, we're going to come back and I'll

01:56:46.170 --> 01:56:48.810
be out and keep this party going. Hello again.

01:56:49.170 --> 01:56:52.229
It's your favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammer and

01:56:52.229 --> 01:56:55.529
Ink. I may look normal, but the truth is I have

01:56:55.529 --> 01:56:58.649
a condition known as autism. That's right. It's

01:56:58.649 --> 01:57:01.970
a condition, not a disease. That is, autism can

01:57:01.970 --> 01:57:05.140
strike anyone, regardless of who they are. People

01:57:05.140 --> 01:57:07.399
with autism normally have difficulties in verbal

01:57:07.399 --> 01:57:10.560
and nonverbal communication skills, social interactions,

01:57:10.920 --> 01:57:13.479
and leisure activities. In the recent study,

01:57:13.579 --> 01:57:15.979
people with autism are less likely to have a

01:57:15.979 --> 01:57:19.279
job and more likely to become homeless. I beat

01:57:19.279 --> 01:57:21.680
the odds by having loving friends and family,

01:57:21.779 --> 01:57:24.960
having a college education. I have even worked

01:57:24.960 --> 01:57:27.220
in the San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary

01:57:27.220 --> 01:57:29.699
personality for many years. Always remember that

01:57:29.699 --> 01:57:31.859
people with autism want the same things as you,

01:57:31.939 --> 01:57:34.560
to be happy and successful. To find out more

01:57:34.560 --> 01:57:37.340
about autism, please contact your local mental

01:57:37.340 --> 01:57:41.020
health center or visit autismspeech .org. This

01:57:41.020 --> 01:57:43.079
is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate your kindness.

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Tick tock, clocks are jookin', playin' cool breaks.

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Coffee's out, we're almost done, feels like robbery

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in banks. Cryin' hoppy on the mic, droppin' wisdom

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through streams. Syndicated scarrow, now it's

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time to shatter dreams. Oh, the happy hour is

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comin' to a close. Radio hits, made it like a

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Wilson Rose. Laughter and joy, dissolvin' in

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the air, but we'll keep the rhythm. Oh, life's

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just so unfair. The laughter's growing dim. Ear

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drums mixed in hoppy like fingers without rings.

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VHX to FM. The shoutouts hit the street. But

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soon the sound will vanish like shadows in the

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heat. Oh, the hoppy hour is coming to a close.

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Radio waves beating like a wilton rose. Laugh

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for an hour. is growin' dim Eardrums mixin' hoppy

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like figures without rings G -H -X to F -M, shoutouts

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hit the street But soon the sound will vanish

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like shadows in the heat Oh, the hoppy hour is

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comin' too close Radio waves fadin' like a Wilson

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Rose Laughter and joy dissolvin' in the air But

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we'll keep the rhythm Oh, life's just so unfair

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Oh, life's just so unfair Like clockwork to a

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show Now it's time to face the silence Like a

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TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor

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so divine The void left in our hearts Wider than

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a canyon line Line Empty speakers silenced by

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the coming to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping

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round a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs ease

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our daily grind Now silence louder than the thoughts

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we can't rewind Oh, the Hoppy Hour is coming

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Oh, life's just so unfair. RyanHockeyRadio .com

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And like that, he's gone. He probably had Taco

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Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all

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I smell is poop. I'll get you a Lula, and we'll

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call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Happy

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hour is now over. Game over. This concludes our

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broadcast day. Good night, and God bless America.

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Door is closing.