Throwback Thursday! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.14.26)

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Stand by. I saw this headline. And this is reverse

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sexism. Can you imagine? I mean, it does happen.

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When Andrew Tate and all these guys in the manosphere

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say, Oh, yeah, I don't want to be around women.

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They're annoying. And then the women go, that

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sucks ass. But then you know what happens. Trisha

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Paytas, she's a little chubby. She went on to

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call her daddy and said, there's some men. i

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think i just like always hated men and i feel

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like oh yeah she don't pick the right one i'm

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still kind of there especially like giving birth

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i just had like such bad experiences i thought

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she was gonna say giving something else men like

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not understanding postpartum like just so oh

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so because we don't understand the human body

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because women don't really want to seem to explain

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it to us because whenever i ask a woman a question

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about the body they're like Didn't you pay attention

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in health class? Like, no, I was checking out

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my fifth grade crush. I just, all my life, it

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was just like any type of man. I'm just like,

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I don't know. I feel like I wanted their validation.

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Yeah, it's called daddy issues. And they were

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all awful. Oh, because you chose the wrong ones?

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That would be like me saying, I've dated two

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cloud chasers, so... All women are car chasers.

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All women are bisexual. I feel like I have still

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such a strong hatred. I think if there's anything

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to fix, it's maybe my hatred towards men. Yeah,

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I would say so. I would say you need to get a

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male shrink and talk to him about that. That

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doesn't sound healthy. Not all men are bad, just

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like not all women are bad. I just think this

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idea that reverse sexism does not get called

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out. I think it's ridiculous. I think it's out

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of this world. Can you imagine if I said that?

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Oh, women are dumb. Fuck me then. And I feel

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like it's like, it's not even just like me being

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this feminist. Men suck, you know. No, that is

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you being that. It's like when you talk to a

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racist goat. I'm not racist, but I got a lot

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of black friends. Like, I really dislike them.

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I dislike you too. You're annoying. To talk to

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a straight, like... I would say you need a little

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osempic, too. Here, I really made a conscious

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effort to do only female podcasts. I thought

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you were the only fan, so that's where my mind's

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in the gutter. I don't want to talk to, like,

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men, like... Well, maybe if you tried a man's

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podcast, that would help. You seem broken. Let

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me show you the ruckus. I don't know what it

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is. And it's like, that's obviously not right

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either. You want to like be equal and like, you

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know, not hate men. Yeah. But I get what you're

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saying. I think like when you've been. You know

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what it is? She doesn't like how men look at

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her. No, I like her thickness. Gives you more

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to love from behind. But, you know, she's probably

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mad at your typical incel and rather hook up

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with someone like her. It's Cooper. It's like

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70 pounds lighter. And like fucked over or wronged

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by men or even just as simple as like they don't

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understand women. Yeah, we don't because you

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don't want to explain to us how many times do

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you try to ask a woman what it's like being a

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woman and then they look at you. A man that when

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you're actually looking at them in the eyes,

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you're like, oh, you don't get what I'm talking

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about. Yeah, because you're not explaining it.

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We're stupid. We're here to procreate and break

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your heart. And you're here to, you know, squirt

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out kids and break our hearts. 50 -50. What's

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going on with this loser? This morning, FBI Director

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Kash Patel, he just looks like a maniac. He very

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much is bitch slap face. You just don't want

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him to be around. Like when Kash Patel enters

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the room and then leaves, everyone talks about

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him. On taxpayer money, drinking beer with the

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hockey team like a drunken loser. In the hot

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seat on Capitol Hill, grilled by Senate Democrats

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about real sports of excessive drinking and unexplained

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absences on the job. Yeah, you know, he's got

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some prostitutes next to him. And so there have

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been no occasions when your security detail had

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difficulty waking or locating you. Is that right?

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Nope, it's a total farce. I don't even know where

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you get this stuff. Alcoholics says, oh, it's

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probably not true. Even though everyone's saying

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it. And you have the drunken eyes. But it doesn't

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make it credible because you say so. I'm not

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saying it, Director Patel. It's been written

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and documented. Yeah, it's not. You know, the

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text message going around the group chat. And

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when it's documented, he's probably just, do

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I learn the code? Oh, yeah. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

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Diagnosed drinking problems. I'll take any test

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you're willing to take. I will take it. He looks

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hard. I'll take it. You ready to take it? Let's

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go. Yes or no? Let's go. Side by side. I'll take

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it. The embattled FBI director defending this

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trip to the Winter Olympics. He lives. Celebrating

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and pounding beer with the victorious USA men's

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hockey team. He did not know he was on camera

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like a drunken monster. The director insisting

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he was in Italy on separate official business.

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Pass out liquor or pop bottles in a locker room.

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Sick to podcasting. Patel firing back, citing

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a slew of crime stats. This is what real leadership

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looks like at the FBI. He's just so unlikable.

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I'm not saying Trump's likable, but Trump can

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be funny at times in an ironic way. Patel's just

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a douche. Every one of you was given it. This

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is what's happened under my tenure at the FBI

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and the Trump administration. Oh, good job. You're

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doing your job. No way. Raving. Congrats on doing

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your job. 20 point drop in the homicide rate.

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45 ,000 violent offenders arrested last year.

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How'd you cover up the pedophile files? Their

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alleged conduct become a distraction to the president,

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Mr. Director. Handpicked to lead the bureau and

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a longtime defender of the president. That's

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why, because he defends that pedophile man. Sources

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tell ABC News Trump has grown increasingly frustrated

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with a spate of negative headlines about Patel.

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Yeah, I mean, think about every other previous

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presidency ever. Even when Trump was president

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in 2016 to 20. We never heard about the FBI director.

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Reading the director like this at a Rose Garden

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event just days ago. That's what I'm talking

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about. Do I like Trump? No. But lines like that

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is why he's like 0 .01 % a little more likable

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than Patel. Patel has never made me laugh. You

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just laugh at his drunken ass. You're a moron.

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The five of us being here right now, obviously

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it's dangerous. It's not dangerous at all. Get

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all the late night show hosts sending off Colbert.

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They live in a bubble where because they have

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kind of a fan base, they think they matter, but

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they're so irrelevant. Jon Stewart is designated

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survivor. You're so funny, Colbert. Gee, I wonder

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why you're going over there. Someone has to survive

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for the president to be mad at. Wow. Talking

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about the president. Can you imagine that? Your

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whole life and your whole comedy routine revolves

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around Trump. Did it ever occur to you that you'd

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be doing a job that the president of the United

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States would have strong feelings about? No.

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You know what's even weirder? We're doing a job

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that his wife has strong feelings about. You're

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so funny, Camo. What is going on with comedy,

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man? I love how they claim. They claim they don't

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need Trump. Yet all they talk about is him. You

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guys love him. Most of us have avoided that part.

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Here we go again. Is there anything that we have

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not touched on? The outrage that your show is

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being thrown off the air. Oh, boo -hoo! He was

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losing money! What are you... God, this is something

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that drives me nuts! Yes, he had viewers. It

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wasn't like he had zero viewers. He was costing

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them money. Money. They lost $20 million a year

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because of him. Of course he's going to get thrown

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off. You're a bitch. You guys have no idea. Seven

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more shows before Colbert's final episode airs

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next Thursday. Remember when Letterman went off

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air around this time 11 years ago? And how big

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every night was like Don Rickles and Howard Stern.

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And maybe it was even like Joan Rivers. It was

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all the big names. And Colbert, it's like no

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one cares. And as you'd expect, Kimmel, Fallon.

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They're just such losers and they think their

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opinion matters, but their ratings are at a record

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low. It's like, you guys are dorks. Yeah, you're

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talented. But he's a spy. John Oliver and Seth

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Meyers turned up the heat during this battle

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game. They're just so dorky. I don't know why

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I'm dorky, but at least I'm self -aware. They

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think they're, like, changing the world with

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their opinion. It's like, shut up. Fake each

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other? Make out with a guest on camera. Why would

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you look at me like that? Because I think you've

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made out with guests on camera. No, I think you

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just wanted to make out with me. Yeah. Oh, there's

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Colbert and Jimmy Fallon making out. Riveting

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stuff. It's so weird, man. I don't understand

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it. I feel like I'm missing out on something.

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Because all the liberals love these shows and

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laugh. I think it's unwatchable. Oh! You guys

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ever made out with a guest on camera? Yeah. We

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kissed. Regis once. Not only did I kiss. And

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then he came. See, I'm not homophobic. I don't,

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but this is like, what are you making out with

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dudes? What are you doing? Regis, he chewed my

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gum. Regis kissed me on the top of the head.

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Martin Short, we were on SL. Martin Short's another

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annoying dude. We had to do a bit where he kissed

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me or whatever and he goes. What about these

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late night talk shows kissing dudes? Sounds like

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you weren't kissing the executive enough to keep

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your job. Oh, yeah. Today, man, I've been just

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sleeping in. Last week, I was getting up early

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for MJ. Now I'm sleeping in almost a little too

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much. Man, here we go. Attention, FM DJs, your

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morning show prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive,

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and those are his good qualities. A sick person

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with a powerful tool. Welcome to Happy Hour.

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door is closing hi this is ryan hoppy's mom and

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you're listening to hoppy hour welcome back to

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hoppy hour with ryan hoppy yes now no no no if

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i hit this button boom the whole program's gonna

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start okay we'll hit it all right was so big.

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And now, something completely different. Hoppy

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Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.

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This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Microscopic, never

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copied All my giant rolling weed up Now we flying

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This is Hoppy Hour. I am your host, Ryan Hoppy.

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You can always call the show. 856 -49 -HOPPY.

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That's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me at

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at gmail .com. If this is your first time hearing

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my show, hi, my name's Ryan Hoppe, and I am the

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host of this nationally syndicated award -winning

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circus. You may never know what I'll talk about,

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but anyway. Let's see what's going on with Instagram.

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Instagram's been out of control lately. Let me

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see if I can pronounce his name correctly. Victoria

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Villarreal, Kylie Jenner's former assistant.

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for five years speaks about the moment she knew

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she had to stop working there. That is crazy.

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This is where we realize that like we had to

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click too much on like a friend level and that

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it was like one time we're laying Kylie's room.

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I don't even think I was there. I just think

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I've heard the story. We were in the kitchen.

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I remember like it was yesterday. I was, imagine,

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this is like year five. Me and Kylie, obviously

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we had a working. What a sexy ass accent. Relationship,

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but you can't not get so close to a person that

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you see every single day. And you know everything

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about. That's happening with me with morning

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radios. Even if you're not trying to be friends

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with them, you're hearing about their problems.

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Especially if you're getting up in the morning.

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And you're with them at all times, good or bad.

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You just become close to this person. So I remember

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we're in the. In the kitchen. And she was like.

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Oof. Vic. I need my laptop. And it's upstairs.

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And I was like. Oof. Who's going to get that?

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Or like. Something. I said something crazy. Something

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so. Like. Oof. Damn girl. Damn. That seems to

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go far. It's hard to go. I don't. Yeah. You know.

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When you go up the stairs. At a normal Midwest

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house. You know. That is like. A real quick trip.

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You know. Walking on the other side. Of the mansion.

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To get the house. is a little different. No one

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wants to go upstairs. Like, I don't want to go

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get your laptop. I remember, like, it got to

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that point, and I was like, I know, it's time.

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Man, she is a hot piece of ass, by the way. It's

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time. It's time. And she was amazing. I remember

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being so nervous and thinking, like, am I making

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the right decision? You probably are. You seem

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smarter than her. You can actually complete a

00:16:00.090 --> 00:16:05.950
sentence that's not run on. Lil Durk is in good

00:16:05.950 --> 00:16:10.309
spirits as he calls his OTF crew. Only the family

00:16:10.309 --> 00:16:18.350
from jail. Hey, I got you all sick. I got you

00:16:18.350 --> 00:16:20.350
right here. I got you right here. I got you right

00:16:20.350 --> 00:16:22.590
here. I got you right here. I got you right here.

00:16:22.590 --> 00:16:48.769
I got you right here. Yeah, they need to get

00:16:48.769 --> 00:16:51.509
better audio. I mean, you can literally pot up.

00:16:51.509 --> 00:16:54.350
You can connect the speakerphone to Bluetooth

00:16:54.350 --> 00:16:58.830
on a Rodecaster board. It sounds like this. It's

00:16:58.830 --> 00:17:03.820
a little dark. Mm -hmm. Crazy out here. We've

00:17:03.820 --> 00:17:08.039
lost our freaking minds, haven't we? Liz opens

00:17:08.039 --> 00:17:11.740
up about not being supported by her label. Lizzo,

00:17:11.819 --> 00:17:15.819
you're out of your mind. You think the whole

00:17:15.819 --> 00:17:20.299
world revolves around you. Mm -hmm. Like, I don't

00:17:20.299 --> 00:17:25.259
know. I feel like... Why'd you wipe your nose

00:17:25.259 --> 00:17:30.470
during that video? It's gross. there's not any

00:17:30.470 --> 00:17:35.730
marketing money being put towards all of my ideas.

00:17:36.210 --> 00:17:38.670
Yeah, probably because your ideas suck. And also,

00:17:38.710 --> 00:17:42.109
it's like we're in a recession. Mm -hmm. Why

00:17:42.109 --> 00:17:45.150
don't you fund it yourself? Like, I had an idea.

00:17:45.349 --> 00:17:47.190
I had a meeting. We had a meeting a month ago

00:17:47.190 --> 00:17:49.849
with, like, a bunch of incredible ideas. None

00:17:49.849 --> 00:17:53.769
of them have been implemented. That's what happens.

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Not every idea happens. I text them. weekly things

00:18:00.220 --> 00:18:02.279
that I want to see done in the digital space.

00:18:02.519 --> 00:18:05.079
Can you imagine her emails and messages probably

00:18:05.079 --> 00:18:10.420
selling nine? Oh my God. Liz has a message in

00:18:10.420 --> 00:18:13.599
us again. Ideas and things I want to make. I

00:18:13.599 --> 00:18:16.400
don't see them get done. I don't see them. And

00:18:16.400 --> 00:18:18.279
it's just, I'm starting to really, really, really

00:18:18.279 --> 00:18:20.920
feel. How do you think I feel when you work at

00:18:20.920 --> 00:18:23.619
radio stations and you know your idea is good

00:18:23.619 --> 00:18:26.559
and it works, but people gatekeep? You know what

00:18:26.559 --> 00:18:29.150
you got to do, Lizzo? You got to do it yourself.

00:18:31.390 --> 00:18:33.329
Down about it because it's like I feel helpless.

00:18:33.410 --> 00:18:35.690
It's like, what can I do? What more can I do?

00:18:36.430 --> 00:18:39.109
I don't know. Keep grinding. That's how I feel

00:18:39.109 --> 00:18:41.849
every day. Today, I woke up at 11 a .m. and I

00:18:41.849 --> 00:18:44.049
did not want to get up. And here I am recording.

00:18:44.230 --> 00:18:46.990
You just keep working. You know. I don't know,

00:18:46.990 --> 00:18:51.269
babe. I've been on TV. Good for you. I've done

00:18:51.269 --> 00:18:53.470
a lot of things in my life. But guess what? That's

00:18:53.470 --> 00:18:59.599
in the past. I've been. Like, posting every fucking

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day. I be posting to the songs. I shot two music

00:19:03.759 --> 00:19:05.880
videos. It's about damn time. Get what I did

00:19:05.880 --> 00:19:09.299
there. Put them out. I'm like, damn. Like, what

00:19:09.299 --> 00:19:11.140
the fuck else do I need to do? Like, right now

00:19:11.140 --> 00:19:14.779
I'm literally. Keep grinding. And maybe, you

00:19:14.779 --> 00:19:18.119
know, be sexually creepy around your assistants

00:19:18.119 --> 00:19:22.440
and your backup dancers. Mm -hmm. That might

00:19:22.440 --> 00:19:26.640
actually help out your cause if you had accountability.

00:19:27.220 --> 00:19:30.680
Coming up with ideas to like do more marketing,

00:19:30.740 --> 00:19:33.759
but it's like in 2026, unless you're a brand

00:19:33.759 --> 00:19:35.720
new artist or somebody no one's ever heard of

00:19:35.720 --> 00:19:39.220
and is getting, you know. You need to go independent,

00:19:39.460 --> 00:19:43.380
honey. Up and off finally, like finally getting

00:19:43.380 --> 00:19:45.779
recognized. It's really hard to cut the fuck

00:19:45.779 --> 00:19:49.380
through. All right, okay, whatever. Do it yourself.

00:19:49.680 --> 00:19:52.630
How old are you? So I can base my opinion off

00:19:52.630 --> 00:19:56.089
of your age. Lizzo's age, you're 38. You're going

00:19:56.089 --> 00:20:00.210
to be 40 in 10 years. Man, black don't crack.

00:20:00.809 --> 00:20:03.109
But I'm being serious. You need to do it yourself

00:20:03.109 --> 00:20:05.789
because they ain't going to help you. Companies

00:20:05.789 --> 00:20:08.109
don't want to spend money. You got to do it yourself.

00:20:09.029 --> 00:20:11.829
You can't rely on others. And you're giving them

00:20:11.829 --> 00:20:16.940
all the power. Okay. So, Steven Jackson is mad

00:20:16.940 --> 00:20:20.059
about the joke that Tony Hinchcliffe made about

00:20:20.059 --> 00:20:24.019
George Floyd at the roast. Is this Justin? I

00:20:24.019 --> 00:20:28.359
don't know if anyone's ever watched a roast before,

00:20:28.460 --> 00:20:31.619
but the whole point of the roast is to be as

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offensive as possible. And second of all, when

00:20:34.839 --> 00:20:36.480
you're addressing Tony Hinchcliffe, you're giving

00:20:36.480 --> 00:20:39.200
him power. And third of all, everybody was made

00:20:39.200 --> 00:20:42.380
fun of there. Charlie Kirk, George Floyd, Tom

00:20:42.380 --> 00:20:47.930
Brady. So it's not personal, it's shocking. But

00:20:47.930 --> 00:20:51.210
here is Steven Jackson. You can't tell people

00:20:51.210 --> 00:20:53.990
what to be offended by and what not to be offended

00:20:53.990 --> 00:20:58.390
by. Everybody laughing until it's their family

00:20:58.390 --> 00:21:03.730
member that get murdered. But this, Justin, it's

00:21:03.730 --> 00:21:08.470
a roast. I think about if I ever even went to

00:21:08.470 --> 00:21:10.450
a roast or maybe I'd be a topic, I'd be crushed.

00:21:10.730 --> 00:21:15.799
Then it ain't funny. Sorry. He was a public figure

00:21:15.799 --> 00:21:18.579
and he died. Again, I'm pro George Floyd over

00:21:18.579 --> 00:21:21.599
Derek Chauvin. I don't. I get me wrong. But at

00:21:21.599 --> 00:21:24.299
the same time, dude, it is one of those things

00:21:24.299 --> 00:21:29.200
where it's like, come on, man. Get over it. Then

00:21:29.200 --> 00:21:30.900
it ain't funny when it's your family member.

00:21:31.119 --> 00:21:33.339
It's funny when it's everybody else's family

00:21:33.339 --> 00:21:35.519
member. And it's cool when it's everybody else's

00:21:35.519 --> 00:21:37.059
family member when it comes to your doorstep.

00:21:37.710 --> 00:21:39.549
You want everybody to feel a certain way. So

00:21:39.549 --> 00:21:42.069
you'll defend Drewski one day and then go after

00:21:42.069 --> 00:21:46.609
Tony. It's called comedy. Also, look at who it's

00:21:46.609 --> 00:21:49.410
coming from. A closeted comedian. You really

00:21:49.410 --> 00:21:53.309
can't take him seriously. See, I wrote for my

00:21:53.309 --> 00:21:56.650
brother. Didn't take a dime from nobody. Got

00:21:56.650 --> 00:22:00.289
it. Wrist everything I had going on in real time.

00:22:00.569 --> 00:22:03.490
Oh, good for you. You were being a good friend.

00:22:05.190 --> 00:22:10.960
That's very noble of you. No cap, no lies. 29

00:22:10.960 --> 00:22:12.660
different states marching for my brother. Didn't

00:22:12.660 --> 00:22:17.160
take a dime from nobody. Every dime they tried

00:22:17.160 --> 00:22:20.259
to pay me, Q, me and Q gave back to the community.

00:22:20.380 --> 00:22:24.720
Wherever we went, we gave it back. I gave it

00:22:24.720 --> 00:22:30.119
back. Why don't you just do nice things and then,

00:22:30.119 --> 00:22:34.279
I don't know, not expect to have to get the applause?

00:22:35.240 --> 00:22:38.019
I do nice things sometimes. I don't ask for approval.

00:22:38.039 --> 00:22:42.579
I don't care. This is very strange. Now, I first

00:22:42.579 --> 00:22:47.900
liked Clevecular. But now he's getting weird.

00:22:48.299 --> 00:22:53.339
He's describing women's orgasms as a return on

00:22:53.339 --> 00:22:55.880
investment, as an ROI. Oh, I'm sure that's going

00:22:55.880 --> 00:22:59.660
to make the girls so turned on. Not important.

00:23:02.480 --> 00:23:06.920
How come? Well, because. You know, the amount

00:23:06.920 --> 00:23:10.680
of extra effort that's required to do that is

00:23:10.680 --> 00:23:18.579
just not going to really have much ROI. So, you

00:23:18.579 --> 00:23:23.940
know where I'm going. They're laughing at you,

00:23:23.980 --> 00:23:26.960
you dummy. Man, COVID really messed up these

00:23:26.960 --> 00:23:29.539
kids. True, I mean, really. That means return

00:23:29.539 --> 00:23:31.819
on investment. You know, you're going to have

00:23:31.819 --> 00:23:34.480
to spend at least an extra half hour more than

00:23:34.480 --> 00:23:36.579
you usually would. Oh, heaven forbid you hang

00:23:36.579 --> 00:23:38.599
out with the girl. Clavicularly seems like one

00:23:38.599 --> 00:23:41.359
of those dudes that he climaxes, grabs the tissue,

00:23:41.480 --> 00:23:44.799
and then he's like, bye, you can leave. I try

00:23:44.799 --> 00:23:47.779
to be nice. Sometimes the girls will sleep over,

00:23:47.920 --> 00:23:51.079
or sometimes I'll hang out. And sometimes if

00:23:51.079 --> 00:23:53.039
they leave immediately, I'm like, yeah, that

00:23:53.039 --> 00:23:55.420
was not my best performance. You can blame the

00:23:55.420 --> 00:23:59.619
Jack Daniels. Doing some. That's not true. It

00:23:59.619 --> 00:24:02.420
depends on the girl. They don't just, dude, there

00:24:02.420 --> 00:24:07.440
are girls that can finish. Oh, yeah. Especially

00:24:07.440 --> 00:24:11.319
the cheat code there. What is the cheat code?

00:24:12.839 --> 00:24:17.599
I'm going to give some oral advice, but I got

00:24:17.599 --> 00:24:22.339
to keep it kind of clean. Although I don't know

00:24:22.339 --> 00:24:24.079
if it's possible to give oral advice without

00:24:24.079 --> 00:24:27.369
being dirty. I had a bisexual girlfriend, so

00:24:27.369 --> 00:24:34.269
she knew how to please women. Mm -hmm. All I'm

00:24:34.269 --> 00:24:39.130
going to say is, get on into it all. Lick every

00:24:39.130 --> 00:24:43.750
pie. You know where the clitoris is? Just to

00:24:43.750 --> 00:24:47.130
the left, to the right. To the left, to the right.

00:24:47.210 --> 00:24:51.029
It's boring? Use your finger, and to the left,

00:24:51.049 --> 00:24:53.690
and to the right. That's all you got to do. Mm

00:24:53.690 --> 00:24:57.569
-hmm. You don't need to lick it like it's a popsicle.

00:24:58.509 --> 00:25:01.509
Just to the left, to the right. To be honest,

00:25:01.609 --> 00:25:03.710
if you're just doing one night stands, it doesn't

00:25:03.710 --> 00:25:06.630
matter, right? But if you're trying to satisfy

00:25:06.630 --> 00:25:09.089
a partner and maintain a long time, to the left.

00:25:09.440 --> 00:25:11.579
10 out of 10. From relationship, having them.

00:25:11.660 --> 00:25:14.700
Yes, two fingers. Enjoy the experience is obviously

00:25:14.700 --> 00:25:17.079
important. The work around there, the ultimate

00:25:17.079 --> 00:25:20.619
solution is a vibrator, dude. Oh, yeah. I am

00:25:20.619 --> 00:25:24.200
not a fan of vibrators. I'm not against vibrators.

00:25:24.640 --> 00:25:28.200
But a lot of times, if a girl wants to bring

00:25:28.200 --> 00:25:30.599
in vibrators, like my first girlfriend, we went

00:25:30.599 --> 00:25:33.000
to a sex shop and got a vibrator. That's because

00:25:33.000 --> 00:25:37.180
I wasn't doing it well. Now, if a girl's alone.

00:25:37.900 --> 00:25:41.339
She misses you. That's one thing to have a vibrator.

00:25:41.559 --> 00:25:45.200
But if you're consistently having to use a vibrator.

00:25:45.200 --> 00:25:48.960
Although, I will say, and this is a dirtier show

00:25:48.960 --> 00:25:52.440
than usual. Sometimes when you're trying to get

00:25:52.440 --> 00:25:54.660
your ass up and you put the vibrator next to

00:25:54.660 --> 00:25:57.819
it. Ah, it feels good. It completely eliminates

00:25:57.819 --> 00:26:02.700
that entire effort. That's kind of like cocked

00:26:02.700 --> 00:26:06.710
in my opinion. No pun intended. Yeah, I would

00:26:06.710 --> 00:26:09.529
say so because think about it, right? Now you're

00:26:09.529 --> 00:26:13.190
sitting there with some stupid vibrator. You

00:26:13.190 --> 00:26:17.450
know what I mean? Man, people overthink women.

00:26:18.250 --> 00:26:23.509
I don't understand women. But I also just kind

00:26:23.509 --> 00:26:26.509
of go like, whatever happens, happens. There

00:26:26.509 --> 00:26:28.769
was a girl, I don't know, there's been a few

00:26:28.769 --> 00:26:32.509
girls and I'm like, if it happens with us, it

00:26:32.509 --> 00:26:35.549
happens with us. You know what I mean? I don't,

00:26:35.549 --> 00:26:38.990
I'm not saying I don't take life seriously, but

00:26:38.990 --> 00:26:42.609
it's like, if we get married, we get married.

00:26:42.769 --> 00:26:47.170
Cause I don't want kids. Okay. But I do know

00:26:47.170 --> 00:26:51.190
that. I don't know. It'd be nice to, you know,

00:26:51.230 --> 00:26:55.390
find someone, but I want my marriage to be my

00:26:55.390 --> 00:26:58.930
one and only. I know nobody gets married wanting

00:26:58.930 --> 00:27:01.809
to get a divorce, but I really don't want to

00:27:01.809 --> 00:27:06.759
go through a divorce. Cardi B reacts to a viral

00:27:06.759 --> 00:27:10.099
video of her and Stefan Diggs arguing. Y 'all

00:27:10.099 --> 00:27:12.259
ain't ever cussed out your baby daddy when you're

00:27:12.259 --> 00:27:18.660
hungry? Here's the audio. It's more of a video,

00:27:18.720 --> 00:27:24.160
but she got mad at her baby daddy. I like how

00:27:24.160 --> 00:27:25.880
she wants to hang out with him now that he's

00:27:25.880 --> 00:27:27.940
been proven innocent of choking a woman. She's

00:27:27.940 --> 00:27:36.170
so loyal. Shut up. I met Bow Wow two weeks ago

00:27:36.170 --> 00:27:39.250
thanks to my homie Babs from Wild 94 .1. It was

00:27:39.250 --> 00:27:45.289
great. I grew up listening to Bow Wow. I told

00:27:45.289 --> 00:27:48.509
him that anything about you was my favorite song

00:27:48.509 --> 00:27:52.809
by him. And he said, I'm going to play that for

00:27:52.809 --> 00:27:54.589
you tonight. Even I know he's going to play it

00:27:54.589 --> 00:27:57.150
anyway, but it made me feel good. Here's what

00:27:57.150 --> 00:28:00.789
I'm saying. You could be sassy on social media,

00:28:00.869 --> 00:28:05.559
that little Bow Wow. here he is saying how and

00:28:05.559 --> 00:28:09.480
what I like about Bow Wow yeah he can be kind

00:28:09.480 --> 00:28:12.519
of bratty at times but he's a legend he's like

00:28:12.519 --> 00:28:16.799
the original Drake singing and rapping but Bow

00:28:16.799 --> 00:28:20.160
Wow says the drop off line for taking your kids

00:28:20.160 --> 00:28:21.960
to school is worse than the line for the club

00:28:21.960 --> 00:28:26.359
down like it ain't a big deal cause I know a

00:28:26.359 --> 00:28:27.920
lot of parents is going through this right now

00:28:27.920 --> 00:28:29.359
I know you just dropped your kids off or you

00:28:29.359 --> 00:28:33.019
stuck in that school line and You about to drop

00:28:33.019 --> 00:28:34.839
them off, go to work, you got your radio on in

00:28:34.839 --> 00:28:36.380
the morning. My parents used to make me walk.

00:28:36.519 --> 00:28:38.440
They'd be like, okay, well, the line's like nine

00:28:38.440 --> 00:28:40.720
cars back. Just walk in. It'd be like five degrees

00:28:40.720 --> 00:28:43.440
out. Thanks, Dad. Radio, your coffee, your cup

00:28:43.440 --> 00:28:45.099
holder. I'm going to tell you something that

00:28:45.099 --> 00:28:47.160
all parents fear in the morning. I hated it,

00:28:47.200 --> 00:28:48.440
too, because I'm like, I want to listen to Eddie

00:28:48.440 --> 00:28:51.079
and Joe or Brad Meyer or Rover or Mancow. Don't

00:28:51.079 --> 00:28:54.440
make me get in the cold. The school line, the

00:28:54.440 --> 00:28:57.279
drop -off line. The drop -off line is crazy.

00:28:57.299 --> 00:28:59.640
It's getting crazy and crazy. That's the only

00:28:59.640 --> 00:29:01.440
thing I fear every time. And then look, the thing

00:29:01.440 --> 00:29:02.779
be like this, right? Y 'all know I'm a single

00:29:02.779 --> 00:29:05.680
parent father, right? We know. And what I do

00:29:05.680 --> 00:29:10.940
like, he can be a little spicy. But he's a good

00:29:10.940 --> 00:29:14.619
dad. So no matter how much you think you own

00:29:14.619 --> 00:29:17.579
time, you never really own time. That is very

00:29:17.579 --> 00:29:21.059
deep. Did he hit the 10? You can get up as early

00:29:21.059 --> 00:29:22.640
as you want, no matter what. Get them dressed,

00:29:22.799 --> 00:29:25.079
breakfast, Pop -Tart, whatever it is. Pop -Tart,

00:29:25.099 --> 00:29:29.599
I love you. Strawberry or cherry Pop -Tart. And

00:29:29.599 --> 00:29:33.039
you'd still be late. But you wouldn't be late

00:29:33.039 --> 00:29:35.480
if that school line was a little thin. I'm telling

00:29:35.480 --> 00:29:37.119
you, the school lines be crazy. They be going

00:29:37.119 --> 00:29:38.900
from the main door of the school, the main entrance,

00:29:38.980 --> 00:29:43.339
all the way out to the main road. Mm -hmm. It

00:29:43.339 --> 00:29:44.759
should be worse than being on the highway sometimes.

00:29:45.539 --> 00:29:47.619
There you go. There's a lot of time on school

00:29:47.619 --> 00:29:52.170
lines. Why don't we get on here? The guy, Sean

00:29:52.170 --> 00:29:58.990
Gathright, that took Heliophilia's life. I love

00:29:58.990 --> 00:30:01.329
talking about Heliophilia because it reminds

00:30:01.329 --> 00:30:05.109
me of every time MJ says, Heliophilia. Well,

00:30:05.230 --> 00:30:10.710
he is asking to spare his life and not get the

00:30:10.710 --> 00:30:13.309
death penalty. It says he feels very remorseful.

00:30:13.309 --> 00:30:15.369
And last week on the MJ Morning Show, Fester

00:30:15.369 --> 00:30:17.569
brought up a very good point. That this is like

00:30:17.569 --> 00:30:21.130
the first time a rapper that is known has lost

00:30:21.130 --> 00:30:26.410
his life. In Tampa. Because you had Tupac, Nipsey

00:30:26.410 --> 00:30:34.109
Hussle, Notorious B .I .G. I just want to address

00:30:34.109 --> 00:30:39.099
the court today. I'm not here to dispute anything.

00:30:39.480 --> 00:30:42.819
I'm just here to be a man and take responsibility

00:30:42.819 --> 00:30:47.000
and express my feelings about, you know, this

00:30:47.000 --> 00:30:53.579
whole situation. You know, that's what I plan

00:30:53.579 --> 00:31:00.859
on doing. That's good. And how do you feel? I

00:31:00.859 --> 00:31:06.000
feel very remorseful, you know. I actually half

00:31:06.000 --> 00:31:09.819
believe it. Um, this is a terrible situation.

00:31:09.980 --> 00:31:13.680
It's been a traumatic experience. All right.

00:31:14.339 --> 00:31:20.500
What about his mom, dude? Um, you know, to the

00:31:20.500 --> 00:31:24.140
victim's family, you know, I want to send my

00:31:24.140 --> 00:31:29.839
deepest condolences and my, you know. I actually

00:31:29.839 --> 00:31:32.420
half believe it. I think he got caught up in

00:31:32.420 --> 00:31:36.740
the moment trying to be the man. And now his

00:31:36.740 --> 00:31:39.920
life's hard. I understand that it's hard losing

00:31:39.920 --> 00:31:44.119
a child, a best friend, a brother, a cousin.

00:31:45.240 --> 00:31:50.880
And I just want to address the court today. And,

00:31:51.039 --> 00:31:55.000
you know, I'm not here to dispute anything. I

00:31:55.000 --> 00:31:59.200
dare you. For that, I just cannot... Say sorry

00:31:59.200 --> 00:32:02.539
enough, you know. I actually believe it. I feel

00:32:02.539 --> 00:32:06.619
terrible about the situation, but I'm a firm

00:32:06.619 --> 00:32:09.640
believer that God can use anything for good.

00:32:09.900 --> 00:32:12.019
All right, well, I'm out of here. All right,

00:32:12.039 --> 00:32:15.880
bye. Right, I was believing that you feel bad.

00:32:16.200 --> 00:32:18.079
Yeah, you should face the punishment, but I feel

00:32:18.079 --> 00:32:20.019
bad. But then once you put in the word God, I'm

00:32:20.019 --> 00:32:24.279
out of there. A Dunkin' Donuts employee throws

00:32:24.279 --> 00:32:37.619
customers change instead of handing it. All right,

00:32:37.660 --> 00:32:39.900
there you go. Thank God the world hasn't lost

00:32:39.900 --> 00:32:47.180
its mind yet. Jake Paul announces that he and...

00:32:47.180 --> 00:32:54.000
Oh, sorry. Jake Paul announces Canelo Alvarez

00:32:54.000 --> 00:32:56.380
will be his next fight. He's paying him around

00:32:56.380 --> 00:32:59.319
$200 million. Man, that sounds nice. You know

00:32:59.319 --> 00:33:02.309
what's crazy? I've been doing radio stories lately.

00:33:03.789 --> 00:33:07.089
I'm going to tell you another one. I did three

00:33:07.089 --> 00:33:11.069
boxing matches for Mike Kelton on 102 .5 of the

00:33:11.069 --> 00:33:16.549
bone. I have a record of one and two, but I still,

00:33:16.710 --> 00:33:19.869
I did it. But here's what I'm saying. Do you

00:33:19.869 --> 00:33:22.230
know I was never paid to do those boxing matches,

00:33:22.430 --> 00:33:25.750
even though I trained for it every day? And you

00:33:25.750 --> 00:33:29.109
know what's even crazier about that? It's the

00:33:29.109 --> 00:33:33.049
fact. that I was told that the fights were rigged

00:33:33.049 --> 00:33:37.109
against me. So the next time someone says, I'm

00:33:37.109 --> 00:33:42.569
a warrior. I'm just kidding. It's very weird

00:33:42.569 --> 00:33:45.730
how, you know, once I leave the radio station,

00:33:45.869 --> 00:33:48.049
they literally have nobody to do boxing matches

00:33:48.049 --> 00:33:52.069
for free. Maybe you should have taken me, not

00:33:52.069 --> 00:33:56.230
taken me for granted. How about those ratings?

00:33:58.009 --> 00:34:01.589
How you feeling? You listening to MJ? Mm -hmm.

00:34:01.750 --> 00:34:03.890
You listening to the guy on the Mount Rushmore

00:34:03.890 --> 00:34:10.230
of radio? Ah, right here. AOC gives advice to

00:34:10.230 --> 00:34:13.130
Spencer Pratt. Hi, how are you? Good to see you.

00:34:13.230 --> 00:34:15.570
Good to see you. Man, she is such a hot piece

00:34:15.570 --> 00:34:17.909
of ass, by the way. I wanted to know, do you

00:34:17.909 --> 00:34:33.420
know... Yeah, go on. By the way, I love when

00:34:33.420 --> 00:34:36.340
people try to insult her by saying, oh, yeah,

00:34:36.440 --> 00:34:41.619
she was a bartender. Okay. Wow, she was working.

00:34:43.760 --> 00:34:47.239
All the Republicans are like, people don't work.

00:34:48.860 --> 00:34:52.300
liberals don't work and when a liberal actually

00:34:52.300 --> 00:34:55.260
works oh no she's a bartender shut up she's hot

00:34:55.260 --> 00:34:57.380
people are sort of like comparing him almost

00:34:57.380 --> 00:35:00.659
to an early days trump in that he's like entertaining

00:35:00.659 --> 00:35:04.699
he's emotional he's not like your average politician

00:35:04.699 --> 00:35:10.280
do you see any of those similarities well This

00:35:10.280 --> 00:35:22.179
is going to be an interesting answer. What are

00:35:22.179 --> 00:35:36.179
you saying, babe? Yeah, she's a hot piece of

00:35:36.179 --> 00:35:41.619
ass though, isn't she? You know, the merits on

00:35:41.619 --> 00:35:45.159
whether that's good or bad, I think that I'll

00:35:45.159 --> 00:35:47.199
leave that to people to determine for them. Aw,

00:35:47.199 --> 00:35:50.480
damn. Man, I would marry her in a second. She's

00:35:50.480 --> 00:35:55.179
just so freaking hot. Rihanna details the mansion

00:35:55.179 --> 00:35:57.780
shooting. Rihanna is detailing the terrifying

00:35:57.780 --> 00:36:00.179
moment shots rang outside of her L .A. home earlier

00:36:00.179 --> 00:36:02.440
this year, reportedly screaming, they're shooting

00:36:02.440 --> 00:36:04.940
at us, to her husband, A $AP Rocky, according

00:36:04.940 --> 00:36:08.320
to new court documents. The filing claims Rihanna

00:36:08.320 --> 00:36:11.539
woke her husband, A $AP Rocky, Wow. Do these

00:36:11.539 --> 00:36:17.659
reporters just not know how to talk? Yeah. I

00:36:17.659 --> 00:36:20.340
bet she'll ax her about it. ...and shoved him

00:36:20.340 --> 00:36:24.059
to the floor... You're stupid! ...inside an Airstream

00:36:24.059 --> 00:36:26.460
trailer parked outside their Beverly Crest home

00:36:26.460 --> 00:36:28.900
during the March incident as bullets struck the

00:36:28.900 --> 00:36:31.659
property. Prosecutors say nearly 10 shots hit

00:36:31.659 --> 00:36:34.000
the estate while their three children and Rihanna's

00:36:34.000 --> 00:36:36.340
mother were... Rihanna! ...inside the main house,

00:36:36.460 --> 00:36:38.659
and that the couple later noticed bullet holes

00:36:38.659 --> 00:36:41.280
in the trailer's windshield. I'm surprised she

00:36:41.280 --> 00:36:43.860
doesn't say ASAP, Rocky. Authorities allege the

00:36:43.860 --> 00:36:46.760
suspected shooter, Ivana Lissette Ortiz... What

00:36:46.760 --> 00:36:49.059
if it's Ivana? She doesn't, this woman's dumb.

00:36:49.440 --> 00:36:52.559
Led the scene before being arrested nearby, later

00:36:52.559 --> 00:36:54.900
facing attempted murder and multiple gun charges.

00:36:55.420 --> 00:36:59.940
All right. I'm not trying to be like, you know,

00:37:00.039 --> 00:37:04.099
talk about like how like you never heard Walter

00:37:04.099 --> 00:37:06.619
Cronkite or those reporters mispronounce things

00:37:06.619 --> 00:37:09.559
or like Deborah Norville on Inside Edition, but

00:37:09.559 --> 00:37:13.780
Rihanna. I say Rihanna. I think it sounds sexy.

00:37:15.760 --> 00:37:19.440
This is a very annoying headline. Raging is the

00:37:19.440 --> 00:37:21.900
equivalent to like Kayla Nicole obsessing over

00:37:21.900 --> 00:37:25.300
Travis Kelsey. Without the Kardashians, he literally

00:37:25.300 --> 00:37:29.039
has nothing to talk about. All he talks about

00:37:29.039 --> 00:37:33.880
is them. Chris could put a hit on me, he says.

00:37:34.119 --> 00:37:35.639
I'm scared she'll try to do something to me,

00:37:35.679 --> 00:37:37.679
but am I on alert yet? Do you think she would

00:37:37.679 --> 00:37:40.940
drop a bag to have a hit done? In my opinion.

00:37:41.460 --> 00:37:44.239
She's not above it. I mean, she is kind of a

00:37:44.239 --> 00:37:47.239
badass. I wouldn't, I wouldn't put it past. I

00:37:47.239 --> 00:37:49.800
thought you were getting ready to burn Calabasas

00:37:49.800 --> 00:37:53.659
down. And I was. And then you got quiet. Were

00:37:53.659 --> 00:37:56.800
you paid off or were you scared? And I'll tell

00:37:56.800 --> 00:38:02.800
you why. I'll tell you why, Jay. Tie your shoe.

00:38:02.860 --> 00:38:05.579
I want you to trip over these. Whenever I hear

00:38:05.579 --> 00:38:07.480
his voice, Ray Jays, I think of that sex tape.

00:38:07.659 --> 00:38:10.519
Yo. I can't, I wish I could put on the video,

00:38:10.559 --> 00:38:13.159
but we're watching it. I'm at work. I don't want

00:38:13.159 --> 00:38:16.400
to go on Pornhub at work. Yo, when you jam up

00:38:16.400 --> 00:38:22.179
and you in your zone, get it, papi. All right,

00:38:22.199 --> 00:38:29.059
hang on. There's Ray J. And then Ray J got mad

00:38:29.059 --> 00:38:32.840
at Neon because Neon's talking to Alabama Barker

00:38:32.840 --> 00:38:36.179
and Alabama Barker's friends with the Kardashians.

00:38:36.519 --> 00:38:43.329
So Ray J connected that to him talking to, Good

00:38:43.329 --> 00:39:03.989
old Kardashians. I don't know. I'm indifferent

00:39:03.989 --> 00:39:07.710
on Neon. I think he's just... Listen. Because

00:39:07.710 --> 00:39:09.889
I remember when I would work on radio shows and

00:39:09.889 --> 00:39:13.110
I was the younger guy, I was 22, and all the

00:39:13.110 --> 00:39:16.969
radio DJs would bust my balls. Roar, Steve Dahl,

00:39:17.150 --> 00:39:20.170
Howard, not Howard Stern, I'm in my own brain.

00:39:20.309 --> 00:39:23.309
Mike Calta, and I love Drew Garava, but there

00:39:23.309 --> 00:39:25.150
was a time we didn't get along. I remember even

00:39:25.150 --> 00:39:28.369
Bubba's talked about me, and people would be

00:39:28.369 --> 00:39:29.989
like, oh, they're just coming off like the old

00:39:29.989 --> 00:39:32.150
guys. Who would have thought in the end Drew

00:39:32.150 --> 00:39:36.710
would be the one I'm closest to? What I'm saying

00:39:36.710 --> 00:39:39.550
is I don't want to come off like I'm critiquing

00:39:39.550 --> 00:39:41.929
like Neon and trying to be rude, but it's like

00:39:41.929 --> 00:40:03.530
he's a little too nice George Floyd's brother

00:40:03.530 --> 00:40:06.630
is not happy with Tony Hinchcliffe. It's almost

00:40:06.630 --> 00:40:09.329
like Tony Hinchcliffe is a douchebag. This just

00:40:09.329 --> 00:40:16.190
in. Cardi B went live accusing Stefan Diggs of

00:40:16.190 --> 00:40:28.590
cheating again. I just ordered from H Mart. Hold

00:40:28.590 --> 00:40:35.659
on, motherfuckers. H Mart, this fucking shit,

00:40:35.659 --> 00:40:38.719
they've been a trend. And I've been dying to

00:40:38.719 --> 00:40:43.699
eat it. Alright, I feel stupider for listening

00:40:43.699 --> 00:40:47.699
to that. Spencer Pratt. Supposedly, everyone's

00:40:47.699 --> 00:40:50.840
mad that he's living in a Bel Air hotel. The

00:40:50.840 --> 00:40:53.099
guy's got money. What do you expect? You think

00:40:53.099 --> 00:40:55.840
he's going to live in a Motel 6? Well, here he

00:40:55.840 --> 00:40:58.159
is defending it. I don't even know why he needs

00:40:58.159 --> 00:41:05.610
to defend it. But he is doing it a nun. The campaign

00:41:05.610 --> 00:41:10.909
ad certainly made it seem that you were living

00:41:10.909 --> 00:41:13.269
in that trailer. Well, that's kind of a bad point.

00:41:13.610 --> 00:41:15.510
It's kind of a good point, rather bad for him.

00:41:15.809 --> 00:41:19.130
He was being interviewed by my former hero, Adam

00:41:19.130 --> 00:41:21.690
Carolla. He was living in the trailer. Okay,

00:41:21.730 --> 00:41:24.070
now I can see why people are mad. It was a high

00:41:24.070 --> 00:41:28.389
point of the commercial, but you're at the Hotel

00:41:28.389 --> 00:41:33.699
Bel Air. So... Kind of undo that for us. No,

00:41:33.780 --> 00:41:38.820
to be clear, that is where I live. That's where

00:41:38.820 --> 00:41:42.500
Karen Bass, Mayor Bass, burned down my house.

00:41:42.679 --> 00:41:45.159
That is where I will live until I have a new

00:41:45.159 --> 00:41:47.119
house. But you're not living there, dude. You're

00:41:47.119 --> 00:41:50.679
supposedly living at the Hotel Bel Air. The Airstream

00:41:50.679 --> 00:41:53.880
is a temporary facility. A hotel is a temporary

00:41:53.880 --> 00:41:56.179
facility. Where my kids are in Santa Barbara

00:41:56.179 --> 00:41:59.199
right now is a temporary housing. This is where

00:41:59.199 --> 00:42:03.630
I live. I feel like this might be where Spencer

00:42:03.630 --> 00:42:06.010
Pratt's campaign begins to die. Because he was

00:42:06.010 --> 00:42:09.710
acting like he was the man of the people. And

00:42:09.710 --> 00:42:11.929
I'm not sure why people believed it. Burned my

00:42:11.929 --> 00:42:15.309
house down. So this semantics or the nuance of

00:42:15.309 --> 00:42:19.030
this is the consequences of their failed leadership.

00:42:19.789 --> 00:42:23.309
And again, I don't live just like Trump. Change

00:42:23.309 --> 00:42:26.190
in the subject at the Hotel Bel Air. I don't

00:42:26.190 --> 00:42:27.889
live in the Airstream. I don't live in the Santa

00:42:27.889 --> 00:42:30.389
Barbara. I don't have a house. They burned it

00:42:30.389 --> 00:42:33.550
down. That is why I got into this race because

00:42:33.550 --> 00:42:37.809
of Spencer Pratt. Just like a true politician.

00:42:38.590 --> 00:42:43.429
Change in the subject. So Hayden Panettiere wrote

00:42:43.429 --> 00:42:47.989
that memoir. and her ex -boyfriend was disgusted

00:42:47.989 --> 00:42:52.349
in it because he attacked her. And she was asked

00:42:52.349 --> 00:42:55.210
by TMZ for some reason. It was just so stupid.

00:42:55.429 --> 00:42:58.610
You're outside of LAX. You finally get to talk

00:42:58.610 --> 00:43:00.369
to Hayden, and you ask her if she's going to

00:43:00.369 --> 00:43:03.989
marry the ex that she trashed in the book. How

00:43:03.989 --> 00:43:07.050
are you? Congratulations on the memoir. Thank

00:43:07.050 --> 00:43:09.250
you. Really, really proud of you. You know you've

00:43:09.250 --> 00:43:16.389
come a long way. much together. A lot of ups,

00:43:16.409 --> 00:43:18.789
a lot of downs. I'm not getting a certainty of

00:43:18.789 --> 00:43:21.050
this question. Alright, alright. What an annoying

00:43:21.050 --> 00:43:23.030
broad. He just wrote a fucking book about it,

00:43:23.090 --> 00:43:25.730
bitch. I hope you have a good day. I hope you

00:43:25.730 --> 00:43:27.570
have a horrible day. Look, I just want to ask

00:43:27.570 --> 00:43:30.630
that one question. He did say that he hopes that

00:43:30.630 --> 00:43:32.429
when... Maybe it's better she gave up her kid.

00:43:32.449 --> 00:43:35.170
She'd be a terrible mom. He can marry you. No

00:43:35.170 --> 00:43:38.289
one is reacting to that. What would you say to

00:43:38.289 --> 00:43:42.690
that? I don't think that... Alright. What a hag.

00:43:43.170 --> 00:43:49.059
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. Karen Bass reacts to the

00:43:49.059 --> 00:43:53.760
AI violence in the Spencer Pratt ad. She didn't

00:43:53.760 --> 00:44:00.539
like it. Let me see here. I'm going to play the

00:44:00.539 --> 00:44:04.579
clip right here. 856 -49 -HOTBEAT. It's 856 -494

00:44:04.579 --> 00:44:10.250
-6773. him sharing out other people's ai that

00:44:10.250 --> 00:44:12.349
shows that what goes through your mind when you

00:44:12.349 --> 00:44:15.269
see that well actually i think it's a very dangerous

00:44:15.269 --> 00:44:20.369
trend yeah here we go can't ask i can like she

00:44:20.369 --> 00:44:23.769
cares about us uh one because it is well not

00:44:23.769 --> 00:44:25.550
us i don't live in la but you know what i mean

00:44:25.550 --> 00:44:30.889
absolutely 150 fiction but what's worrying me

00:44:30.889 --> 00:44:34.090
now is is that his social media is now taking

00:44:34.090 --> 00:44:37.449
on a violent turn And that worries me. Because

00:44:37.449 --> 00:44:39.730
when you do that, and when your messages are

00:44:39.730 --> 00:44:45.230
so hateful, or when you demonize people, then

00:44:45.230 --> 00:44:48.429
you do provoke people who are unstable. There

00:44:48.429 --> 00:44:53.329
you go. I think you're unstable. A CBS crew member

00:44:53.329 --> 00:44:55.730
suffers a medical emergency during a live broadcast.

00:44:56.130 --> 00:44:59.739
I hope he's okay. Trump shared a post that he

00:44:59.739 --> 00:45:02.079
wants Obama to be arrested. Oh, what a moron.

00:45:02.360 --> 00:45:05.699
50 Cent and Eminem sat courtside at the Pistons

00:45:05.699 --> 00:45:08.000
-Cavs game, which we'll break down later on.

00:45:08.400 --> 00:45:11.780
A Skims employee is filing a lawsuit for unpaid

00:45:11.780 --> 00:45:21.179
wages. Let me see here. Lil Tajay went on to

00:45:21.179 --> 00:45:26.510
Breakfast Club. And he said, it's a rainy day

00:45:26.510 --> 00:45:32.409
for strippers. He is shedding some light on his

00:45:32.409 --> 00:45:36.369
beef with Offset. He says Offset owes him $10

00:45:36.369 --> 00:45:43.710
,000. Man, who doesn't Offset owe money to? Seems

00:45:43.710 --> 00:45:45.849
like Offset owes money to everybody. It's insane.

00:45:46.329 --> 00:45:51.730
It's never ending. Jesus Christ. All right, here's

00:45:51.730 --> 00:45:56.210
the clip. Talking about it on The Breakfast Club.

00:45:59.289 --> 00:46:01.849
I thought y 'all was going to film me, feel me?

00:46:02.710 --> 00:46:05.489
How about you? It was 10K. It was nothing, bro.

00:46:05.710 --> 00:46:07.690
I threw it in the strip club whenever I want

00:46:07.690 --> 00:46:09.630
to. That's a lot of money. All right, but it's

00:46:09.630 --> 00:46:11.869
not enough for us, for me to hate you, bro. I

00:46:11.869 --> 00:46:13.590
just feel like you just maxed disrespecting me,

00:46:13.630 --> 00:46:16.090
but kudos to you, bro, for me. So you, why did

00:46:16.090 --> 00:46:17.769
you, I mean, y 'all cool like that to just say

00:46:17.769 --> 00:46:20.769
here's 10K? I didn't think 10K was that 10K in

00:46:20.769 --> 00:46:22.230
his eyes. Like, I didn't think it was a runoff

00:46:22.230 --> 00:46:24.269
type of 10K. Y 'all was in the casino together

00:46:24.269 --> 00:46:25.929
or something? Yeah, yeah. I wasn't even better

00:46:25.929 --> 00:46:27.610
than him. He like, he lost his money. He was

00:46:27.610 --> 00:46:28.889
acting, let me tell you what happened. He was

00:46:28.889 --> 00:46:31.889
acting. Accent. What is it about, like, the New

00:46:31.889 --> 00:46:35.550
York accent saying ax? Lady. Like, auntie, auntie,

00:46:35.590 --> 00:46:36.929
let me give you cash. He's calling everybody

00:46:36.929 --> 00:46:38.829
on his phone. Nobody giving him no bread. He

00:46:38.829 --> 00:46:40.550
axing the ladies, like, regular people. Like,

00:46:40.550 --> 00:46:41.590
I don't even think it look like they work nine

00:46:41.590 --> 00:46:43.730
to five jobs. Like, not no rich people. And he

00:46:43.730 --> 00:46:45.010
getting them and tell them I'm going to cash

00:46:45.010 --> 00:46:47.510
out you in the morning. I'm like, you fake tweaking,

00:46:47.590 --> 00:46:49.469
gang. I don't know what make me jump in that

00:46:49.469 --> 00:46:51.630
algorithm. I don't know. I'll give it as a five

00:46:51.630 --> 00:46:54.030
or next five. I probably hit him back for it

00:46:54.030 --> 00:46:56.789
for mad long. Whatever. I feel stupider for listening

00:46:56.789 --> 00:47:02.739
to that. I really do. We'll get to Khloe Kardashian

00:47:02.739 --> 00:47:05.579
in a second. I'm not quite in the mood for her

00:47:05.579 --> 00:47:09.360
yet. I don't know if any guy's ever in the mood

00:47:09.360 --> 00:47:12.900
for her. Chris Brown. I got to listen to his

00:47:12.900 --> 00:47:14.679
full album. It was not bad, but the songs are

00:47:14.679 --> 00:47:17.199
really long, which proves I don't have the best

00:47:17.199 --> 00:47:21.780
attention span anymore. But Pitchfork, the website,

00:47:21.980 --> 00:47:27.179
gave his album a 1 .5. And here he is talking

00:47:27.179 --> 00:47:32.639
about it. Breezy. Thanks for telling us who you

00:47:32.639 --> 00:47:34.679
are. I didn't know you're Breezy. Team Breezy.

00:47:36.619 --> 00:47:39.400
I know people want me to get on here and, you

00:47:39.400 --> 00:47:43.579
know, say some sad s**t, but f**k that. We kicking

00:47:43.579 --> 00:47:46.000
their a**, goddammit. We ain't letting up. I'm

00:47:46.000 --> 00:47:47.739
going to keep my foot on their neck, and we ain't

00:47:47.739 --> 00:47:50.219
stopping. You hear me? We doing this, motherf**ker.

00:47:50.420 --> 00:47:53.340
Tour. More s**t to come. I'm not going to tell

00:47:53.340 --> 00:47:56.019
you what's more to come, but it's coming. Yeah,

00:47:56.099 --> 00:47:59.559
that tour, those cheap seats are real expensive.

00:47:59.880 --> 00:48:02.500
They ain't cheap at the end of the day. There

00:48:02.500 --> 00:48:06.820
you go. And then Clavicular, let me see if this

00:48:06.820 --> 00:48:11.679
is... Clavicular also... He also talked about

00:48:11.679 --> 00:48:15.139
how he shapes his jaw by a hammer and now has

00:48:15.139 --> 00:48:17.920
three girlfriends and counting. Clavicular, let

00:48:17.920 --> 00:48:20.519
me give you some advice. Listen to me, buddy.

00:48:21.340 --> 00:48:24.329
There have been times... I'm currently... I'm

00:48:24.329 --> 00:48:29.250
talking to one girl, but even now, we talk every

00:48:29.250 --> 00:48:33.150
few days. But there was a point, and let's go

00:48:33.150 --> 00:48:45.150
on a little memory. Mm -hmm. It was October 2023.

00:48:46.750 --> 00:48:49.929
I had medically just quit at Beasley Media Group,

00:48:50.050 --> 00:48:54.739
and I was onto dating apps. And you know what

00:48:54.739 --> 00:48:57.780
happened? I'm going to tell you what happened.

00:49:00.340 --> 00:49:04.940
All of a sudden, I am having sex with four different

00:49:04.940 --> 00:49:09.500
girls in a month. I am. It was the best. But

00:49:09.500 --> 00:49:12.820
you know what I did? I went on my podcast when

00:49:12.820 --> 00:49:16.739
I did it with that nightclub douchebag DJ. And

00:49:16.739 --> 00:49:20.849
what happened was. I ended up bragging about

00:49:20.849 --> 00:49:23.489
it. Oh, I had sex with this girl, this girl,

00:49:23.530 --> 00:49:26.909
this girl, this girl. And you know what happened?

00:49:28.630 --> 00:49:33.730
All of a sudden, all four girls stopped talking

00:49:33.730 --> 00:49:35.969
to me. Now granted, they were obviously talking

00:49:35.969 --> 00:49:45.889
to other guys, but when the man says it, don't

00:49:45.889 --> 00:49:51.550
kiss and tell. You did bone smash as a youth.

00:49:51.750 --> 00:49:54.929
Yes. That's not like a joke. You actually took

00:49:54.929 --> 00:49:56.949
a hammer to your face to shape your jawbone.

00:49:57.170 --> 00:49:59.389
Yeah, well, it's all on YouTube. Did it work?

00:49:59.630 --> 00:50:06.000
Yeah. It's just hard to exactly pinpoint. What

00:50:06.000 --> 00:50:09.659
percentage came from taking tests or what percentage

00:50:09.659 --> 00:50:12.519
came from bone smashing or just regular puberty?

00:50:12.719 --> 00:50:16.019
And he needs a lot of mental health help. So

00:50:16.019 --> 00:50:18.079
that I couldn't answer. Did your parents really

00:50:18.079 --> 00:50:20.659
have to hide the hammers around the house? They

00:50:20.659 --> 00:50:23.179
did. That was not a joke. How many hammers were

00:50:23.179 --> 00:50:27.139
there? I would say probably did it like three

00:50:27.139 --> 00:50:30.239
or four times. So I had to switch to this baseball

00:50:30.239 --> 00:50:33.989
trophy. which is a pretty famous prop. I've still

00:50:33.989 --> 00:50:36.010
been looking for it because everyone's been wanting

00:50:36.010 --> 00:50:39.610
me to find that souvenir. Right now, I'm dating

00:50:39.610 --> 00:50:42.550
a couple of girls, actually. Yeah, that ain't

00:50:42.550 --> 00:50:46.869
it done. Because one of them probably thinks

00:50:46.869 --> 00:50:50.750
you're exclusive. Got a harem going on. How many?

00:50:51.570 --> 00:50:55.949
Three, soon to be four. Are they friends? No,

00:50:56.010 --> 00:50:59.030
they don't get along. Oh, it's getting better,

00:50:59.170 --> 00:51:01.570
actually. All right. Well, that's going to blow

00:51:01.570 --> 00:51:06.769
up in your face. I want to make a song. A hip

00:51:06.769 --> 00:51:13.409
hop song, 2000s vibe about how Adam 22 from No

00:51:13.409 --> 00:51:19.170
Jumper is an absolute creep and a douche bag

00:51:19.170 --> 00:51:25.309
and that he should never be around women alone

00:51:25.309 --> 00:51:29.840
because of his past. Let's see if this makes

00:51:29.840 --> 00:51:31.699
a song for us. We're about to talk about Adam

00:51:31.699 --> 00:51:37.380
22 trying to be the man. Oh, Adam 22! Can this

00:51:37.380 --> 00:51:44.599
load? 856. 49 happy. It's 856 -494 -6773. The

00:51:44.599 --> 00:51:46.260
song is being made right now because we're going

00:51:46.260 --> 00:51:47.840
to talk about Adam 22. Obviously, that's why

00:51:47.840 --> 00:51:49.980
I just made a song about Adam 22. Because we're

00:51:49.980 --> 00:51:51.380
going to talk about Adam 22. Get what I did there?

00:51:52.059 --> 00:51:57.510
Oh, I couldn't generate it! I'm going to say

00:51:57.510 --> 00:51:59.969
he's a douchebag. They're starting to get a little

00:51:59.969 --> 00:52:04.849
more woke on the Sunos site, not letting me make

00:52:04.849 --> 00:52:07.889
songs. I couldn't even do one about Taylor, Frankie,

00:52:07.969 --> 00:52:11.510
Paul. All right, here we go. When I said creep,

00:52:11.769 --> 00:52:13.570
it didn't like that, but when I said douchebag.

00:52:13.710 --> 00:52:15.750
All right, let's see what this Adam 22 song is.

00:52:16.090 --> 00:52:20.449
All right, here. On Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy.

00:52:22.030 --> 00:52:31.019
Yo, yo. There ain't no love in your place. Kind

00:52:31.019 --> 00:52:33.440
of sounds like Heart of the City by Jay -Z. He

00:52:33.440 --> 00:52:36.679
love the camera, love the smoke. Love the room

00:52:36.679 --> 00:52:39.820
when it get choked. Talk slick like he run the

00:52:39.820 --> 00:52:43.420
plates. But that fake grin slip on his face.

00:52:43.639 --> 00:52:47.380
You build a brand off cheap talk. Big mouth,

00:52:47.480 --> 00:52:50.699
but it don't walk. Everybody see what you do.

00:52:51.440 --> 00:52:55.150
Trying to sell the mess as proof. You in the

00:52:55.150 --> 00:52:58.750
mix for the shot Keep the mic hot, keep it locked

00:52:58.750 --> 00:53:02.570
But that same old gang get tired When the cut

00:53:02.570 --> 00:53:07.070
feels bucked, not wired You keep on pushing it,

00:53:07.170 --> 00:53:10.690
pushing it You keep on selling it, selling it

00:53:10.690 --> 00:53:14.150
But the room gets cold real fast When the bullshit

00:53:14.150 --> 00:53:18.210
outlasts the flash Stay out the way, stay out

00:53:18.210 --> 00:53:25.710
the way Keep that same energy Don't bring that

00:53:25.710 --> 00:53:29.449
mess to me Stay out the way, stay out the way

00:53:29.449 --> 00:53:33.909
Everybody see your face Stay out the way, stay

00:53:33.909 --> 00:53:38.349
out the way Ain't no love in your place You want

00:53:38.349 --> 00:53:42.469
attention, not respect Shameful glean, but the

00:53:42.469 --> 00:53:45.429
rep get checked Every new clip, same old stunt

00:53:45.429 --> 00:53:49.650
Same old grin, same old front You talk loud when

00:53:49.650 --> 00:53:52.289
the crowd there When it's quiet, man, who you

00:53:52.289 --> 00:53:55.239
with? All that flex and all that pride Still

00:53:55.239 --> 00:53:59.139
can't hide what lives inside I don't need your

00:53:59.139 --> 00:54:02.619
name on my tour I know dudes like you get spun

00:54:02.619 --> 00:54:06.840
When the spotlight starts to fade All that little

00:54:06.840 --> 00:54:11.619
king talk breaks You keep on pushing it, pushing

00:54:11.619 --> 00:54:15.099
it You keep on selling it, selling it But the

00:54:15.099 --> 00:54:18.840
room get cold real fast When the bullshit outlast

00:54:18.840 --> 00:54:29.079
the flash That same energy Stay out the way Don't

00:54:29.079 --> 00:54:34.380
bring that mess to me Stay out the way Everybody

00:54:34.380 --> 00:54:40.199
see your face Stay out the way Ain't no love

00:54:40.199 --> 00:54:45.300
in your place No, I don't trust a smile No, I

00:54:45.300 --> 00:54:49.139
don't trust a shine When the same old act keeps

00:54:49.139 --> 00:55:33.280
spinning 856 -49 -HOPPY. 856 -494 -6773. You

00:55:33.280 --> 00:55:36.340
can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always

00:55:36.340 --> 00:55:42.780
email me, RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. Here

00:55:42.780 --> 00:55:51.420
is Adam22 trying to be the man. He went in on

00:55:51.420 --> 00:55:55.250
Lush's abusive girlfriend, And calls 911 on her.

00:55:55.349 --> 00:55:57.630
What the fuck are you talking about? We're trying

00:55:57.630 --> 00:56:00.769
to help out our homie who's getting abused by

00:56:00.769 --> 00:56:03.090
his violent Latina girlfriend who whoops the

00:56:03.090 --> 00:56:05.449
shit out of him while he's trying to sleep. Hold

00:56:05.449 --> 00:56:07.670
on, hold on, cuck. You don't speak to me like

00:56:07.670 --> 00:56:11.530
that. Cuck. No, I'll speak to you however the

00:56:11.530 --> 00:56:14.289
fuck I want to. Man, that anger, you know, like

00:56:14.289 --> 00:56:16.250
when he's really mad and not performing, you

00:56:16.250 --> 00:56:20.670
know, it's violent. Because you're a dirty fucking

00:56:20.670 --> 00:56:28.010
washed up abuser. You're an abuser. Nothing you

00:56:28.010 --> 00:56:31.010
say to me about me or my life can do anything

00:56:31.010 --> 00:56:34.309
in comparison with the fact that you are. Well,

00:56:34.329 --> 00:56:36.130
you're also an abuser, Adam. Don't act like you

00:56:36.130 --> 00:56:40.789
don't have a past, moron. Abuser. You are worse

00:56:40.789 --> 00:56:45.099
than R. Kelly. Well, I don't know if that's true.

00:56:47.199 --> 00:56:49.960
You're one of the top abusers of all time as

00:56:49.960 --> 00:56:52.219
far as I'm concerned. So are you, Adam. Why is

00:56:52.219 --> 00:56:55.719
Adam acting like he doesn't have a past? And

00:56:55.719 --> 00:56:58.579
we need to stand up to women. This is what happens.

00:56:58.639 --> 00:57:01.139
Same thing with Kelta, a Tampa Bay radio host.

00:57:01.219 --> 00:57:02.900
Talks about other people's marriages because

00:57:02.900 --> 00:57:05.360
his is crazy. You're the same way, Adam. You

00:57:05.360 --> 00:57:08.219
got a past. And like you, and make it clear,

00:57:08.360 --> 00:57:12.119
we're not going to be held down and abused by

00:57:12.119 --> 00:57:16.369
abusers. like you. You're an abuser too, moron.

00:57:16.409 --> 00:57:19.130
We're going to get Lushwan into some sort of

00:57:19.130 --> 00:57:21.190
rehabilitative home and he's not going to be

00:57:21.190 --> 00:57:25.730
abused by you any longer. Yeah. We should keep

00:57:25.730 --> 00:57:27.489
you away from women though. You're a creep, bro.

00:57:31.090 --> 00:57:33.170
God damn it. I do not know who this douchebag

00:57:33.170 --> 00:57:36.079
is. Looks like he has a small penis though. He's

00:57:36.079 --> 00:57:37.820
being charged with attempted murder. Chud the

00:57:37.820 --> 00:57:39.659
Builder is being charged with attempted murder

00:57:39.659 --> 00:57:41.679
after the shooting outside the courthouse in

00:57:41.679 --> 00:57:44.119
Tennessee on Wednesday. He's also being charged

00:57:44.119 --> 00:57:46.500
with aggravated assault, reckless endangerment

00:57:46.500 --> 00:57:48.800
with a deadly weapon, and using a firearm during

00:57:48.800 --> 00:57:52.840
a dangerous felony. Moron. There you go. Alright.

00:57:53.539 --> 00:58:00.699
It's time for Kardashian and Royal News. Yo,

00:58:00.699 --> 00:58:09.360
yo, yo Yo, yo, yo Yo, yo, yo Yo, yo, yo Yo, yo,

00:58:09.360 --> 00:58:13.480
yo Yo, yo, yo Newsflash, happy hour, got the

00:58:13.480 --> 00:58:16.519
tea spilling Raw's and Kardashian's dumb nepo

00:58:16.519 --> 00:58:19.039
villains Crowns made of clout, castles built

00:58:19.039 --> 00:58:21.920
on fame Reality's a circus, everybody's fair

00:58:21.920 --> 00:58:25.000
game Paparazzi snappin', black lions in the zoo

00:58:25.000 --> 00:58:26.980
Golden spoons in their mouths, they don't chew

00:58:26.980 --> 00:58:30.679
No hustle, just a hand -me -down throne Earn

00:58:30.679 --> 00:58:33.780
nothing, but they claim the zone Royal family,

00:58:34.059 --> 00:58:37.880
Kardashian crew Nothin' new, just the same old

00:58:37.880 --> 00:58:41.300
view Naples babies ridin' on a silver spoon Turn

00:58:41.300 --> 00:58:44.079
the dial I'll be breaking that tomb For your

00:58:44.079 --> 00:58:47.880
family, Kardashian crew Nothing new, just the

00:58:47.880 --> 00:58:51.059
same old view Maple babies riding on a silver

00:58:51.059 --> 00:58:54.329
spoon Turn the dial Hoppy's breaking the tune

00:58:54.329 --> 00:58:57.489
King Charles with his face on a pound But no

00:58:57.489 --> 00:59:00.170
weight to the wisdom, just a hollow sound Kim's

00:59:00.170 --> 00:59:03.650
empire, make up them scandals Selling us drama

00:59:03.650 --> 00:59:06.610
like lit birthday candles Suits and tiaras, fake

00:59:06.610 --> 00:59:10.110
realities bloom From Buckingham halls to Calabasas

00:59:10.110 --> 00:59:12.949
rooms Hoppy's mic sharp, cut through the facade

00:59:12.949 --> 00:59:15.670
Dropping bars heavy, no applause for the fraud

00:59:15.670 --> 00:59:19.289
Radio waves, truth in the static Calling out

00:59:19.289 --> 00:59:29.219
the fakes, systematic From palace to All right,

00:59:31.360 --> 00:59:33.420
where do I want to start with? Let's do this

00:59:33.420 --> 00:59:35.800
right here. Let me press this button so we can

00:59:35.800 --> 00:59:45.079
activate it. It's a rock star welcome for Princess

00:59:45.079 --> 00:59:47.980
Kate as she arrives. And she has more class than

00:59:47.980 --> 00:59:50.780
Meghan Markle could dream of. She's in Italy

00:59:50.780 --> 00:59:53.800
for her first solo trip abroad since her cancer

00:59:53.800 --> 00:59:58.300
diagnosis. She's abroad as abroad. She greets

00:59:58.300 --> 01:00:02.920
well -wishers and poses for selfies. Kate has

01:00:02.920 --> 01:00:05.739
been slowly returning to royal duty since finishing

01:00:05.739 --> 01:00:09.340
definitive chemotherapy in 2024. Christopher

01:00:09.340 --> 01:00:11.920
Anderson is the best -selling author of the new

01:00:11.920 --> 01:00:14.840
book, Kate, The Courage, Grace, and Power of

01:00:14.840 --> 01:00:17.360
the Woman Who Will Be Queen. To buy it, just

01:00:17.360 --> 01:00:19.719
scan the QR code and it'll send you. I'll be

01:00:19.719 --> 01:00:22.519
sure not to buy it. Mm -hmm. You lost me there.

01:00:23.199 --> 01:00:29.519
What have we got? All right. Here. Happy Hot

01:00:29.519 --> 01:00:33.130
Topic! Kylie Jenner shares that she was on bed

01:00:33.130 --> 01:00:36.230
rest during her pregnancy with son Air. Oh, yeah.

01:00:36.670 --> 01:00:39.010
Honestly, I forgot she had a son named Air. You

01:00:39.010 --> 01:00:41.510
never hear about him. The Kardashian star reflects

01:00:41.510 --> 01:00:44.150
on her pregnancies with her and ex Travis Scott's

01:00:44.150 --> 01:00:48.769
kids, Stormi and Air. You always hear about Stormi.

01:00:48.769 --> 01:00:50.530
I literally did not know she had a son named

01:00:50.530 --> 01:00:53.110
Air. Noting that her second time expecting was

01:00:53.110 --> 01:00:55.610
much harder than her first. All right, so there's

01:00:55.610 --> 01:01:00.690
that. 856 -49 -HOPPY. What else do we got here?

01:01:02.070 --> 01:01:06.449
Here is Kylie Jenner saying she was scared to

01:01:06.449 --> 01:01:12.010
tell people when she was pregnant at 19. I remember

01:01:12.010 --> 01:01:13.489
when I had her and I used to be like, I'm going

01:01:13.489 --> 01:01:16.449
to be 28 with an eight -year -old. You were 20

01:01:16.449 --> 01:01:18.630
when you had Stormi? I was 19 when I got pregnant.

01:01:18.929 --> 01:01:23.429
It is kind of weird to think about. Were you

01:01:23.429 --> 01:01:27.489
like, can I ask, were you like freaking out?

01:01:27.550 --> 01:01:33.840
Freaking out? like you are right now? I was freaking

01:01:33.840 --> 01:01:39.119
out. I was freaking out. I mean, but didn't she

01:01:39.119 --> 01:01:41.199
used to say she wanted to be a young mom on TV?

01:01:41.320 --> 01:01:44.119
I mean, she kind of manifested it. I was really

01:01:44.119 --> 01:01:48.460
scared to tell my parents. Yeah. How did that

01:01:48.460 --> 01:01:51.719
go? And it was, I was really scared, but I knew,

01:01:51.960 --> 01:01:53.679
I was really scared, but there was something

01:01:53.679 --> 01:01:56.909
just inside of me that Oh, yeah. That's how it

01:01:56.909 --> 01:02:02.130
all began. Knew that I wanted to do this. Yeah,

01:02:02.130 --> 01:02:05.869
because it would make you famous. Not as interesting

01:02:05.869 --> 01:02:09.510
without it. And then here is Khloe Jenner, Khloe

01:02:09.510 --> 01:02:16.210
Kardashian, talking about Nancy Guthrie. I mean,

01:02:16.449 --> 01:02:20.170
is that not heartbreaking? I don't know. I'm

01:02:20.170 --> 01:02:24.650
just like, are you? This is 2026. There is. Nothing?

01:02:24.869 --> 01:02:27.090
Like, we don't... That is mind -blowing. I can't

01:02:27.090 --> 01:02:29.650
even believe that, but I'm also, like, very conspiratorial.

01:02:30.070 --> 01:02:33.630
Yeah, that's a big word for you. Mm -hmm. Me,

01:02:33.849 --> 01:02:36.989
too. I don't know if I know enough about this

01:02:36.989 --> 01:02:39.530
case, but, like, all... Well, at least you admitted

01:02:39.530 --> 01:02:41.730
it. The things I was reading about the brother

01:02:41.730 --> 01:02:44.449
-in -law and that kind of stuff, I'm like, ugh.

01:02:44.610 --> 01:02:46.730
We did a whole, like, episode in our fan club

01:02:46.730 --> 01:02:48.269
where I was like, you guys, there's, like, weird

01:02:48.269 --> 01:02:51.369
stuff happening in the background. The ransom

01:02:51.369 --> 01:02:54.670
notes going to... All the media outlets first.

01:02:54.769 --> 01:02:57.550
TMZ, I know. How weird was that? It was weird.

01:02:59.929 --> 01:03:05.010
What do we want to do here? Let me see here.

01:03:05.030 --> 01:03:18.110
Let's do some NFL news. It is 124 days until

01:03:18.110 --> 01:03:23.059
the NFL returns, and I'm so excited. Like I say,

01:03:23.199 --> 01:03:28.980
that means that the thing that is known as winter

01:03:28.980 --> 01:03:33.900
would be closer. I say this every day. There

01:03:33.900 --> 01:03:37.260
is a rumor that Stefan Diggs might be going to

01:03:37.260 --> 01:03:40.539
Atlanta. Trust me. He might help out the Atlanta

01:03:40.539 --> 01:03:44.079
Falcons or not. I'm not denying that. But if

01:03:44.079 --> 01:03:47.360
there is one city that Stefan Diggs does not

01:03:47.360 --> 01:03:51.559
need to be in... I don't think he'd be able to

01:03:51.559 --> 01:03:56.219
behave. That would be Atlanta. He'd be at Magic

01:03:56.219 --> 01:04:00.300
City every night. Dude's out of his mind. Mm

01:04:00.300 --> 01:04:04.699
-hmm. Again, the dude's probably a Hall of Famer.

01:04:04.699 --> 01:04:08.619
He's a great player. That's a little ballsy.

01:04:08.800 --> 01:04:25.619
Mm -hmm. To go to Atlanta. But first... Travis

01:04:25.619 --> 01:04:28.019
Kelsey and Colin Jost have officially inducted

01:04:28.019 --> 01:04:30.719
themselves into the Plus One Club, an exclusive

01:04:30.719 --> 01:04:33.500
club where members include individuals who are

01:04:33.500 --> 01:04:35.880
in a relationship with someone who's more famous

01:04:35.880 --> 01:04:39.219
than they are. Yeah, I think that's so beta to

01:04:39.219 --> 01:04:41.539
be like, oh, my woman's more famous than me.

01:04:43.400 --> 01:04:46.059
They're ridiculous. Colin, stopping by New Heights

01:04:46.059 --> 01:04:48.360
with Jason and Travis Kelsey in an episode released

01:04:48.360 --> 01:04:51.400
May 13, joking with Trav about how being the

01:04:51.400 --> 01:04:53.280
most famous one in his early... Sounds like an

01:04:53.280 --> 01:04:56.099
STD. ...relationship with wife Scarlett Johansson

01:04:56.099 --> 01:04:59.199
is a, quote, huge relief. Because I'm on TV,

01:04:59.539 --> 01:05:01.480
I have like a lesser... People are just like,

01:05:01.559 --> 01:05:03.440
I'm in their living room, so they're just like,

01:05:03.539 --> 01:05:05.679
hey, what's up, man? How's it going? She's actually

01:05:05.679 --> 01:05:08.719
almost like so famous that they don't believe

01:05:08.719 --> 01:05:11.780
it a lot of times. We've been standing at the

01:05:11.780 --> 01:05:14.579
passport... and the person's looking at her passport

01:05:14.579 --> 01:05:16.420
and he'll be like, has anyone ever told you you

01:05:16.420 --> 01:05:20.380
look like Scarlett Johansson? Genuinely. Like

01:05:20.380 --> 01:05:24.019
genuinely asking and not even though he's looking

01:05:24.019 --> 01:05:26.539
at her because he's like, it would be weirder

01:05:26.539 --> 01:05:28.860
if it was her and just give it back to her and

01:05:28.860 --> 01:05:32.579
not think it's a really kind of awesome. There

01:05:32.579 --> 01:05:35.960
you go. That was hilarious. And here is Bill

01:05:35.960 --> 01:05:38.280
Belichick saying the Lombardi Trophy should be

01:05:38.280 --> 01:05:40.800
named the Brady Trophy. Players win games. You

01:05:40.800 --> 01:05:43.380
can't win games without good players. I don't

01:05:43.380 --> 01:05:46.320
care who the coach is. It's impossible. You can't

01:05:46.320 --> 01:05:48.780
win without good players. You know, I found out

01:05:48.780 --> 01:05:50.880
when I had Taylor and Banks and Harry Carson,

01:05:51.019 --> 01:05:54.340
Pepper Johnson, Jim Burtt, Everson Walls, all

01:05:54.340 --> 01:05:56.940
those guys, the Giants. And same thing, you know,

01:05:56.940 --> 01:05:59.320
when we got good at Cleveland and then Ed. All

01:05:59.320 --> 01:06:03.559
right. It is time for the thing that's known

01:06:03.559 --> 01:06:11.469
as Hoppy's Hoops. Brian Hardy on the mic. Wow.

01:06:11.889 --> 01:06:14.889
James Harden was clutch last night. Proving me

01:06:14.889 --> 01:06:20.250
wrong. That was a crazy game between the Cavaliers

01:06:20.250 --> 01:06:23.349
and Pistons. Back and forth. The Cavaliers were

01:06:23.349 --> 01:06:25.369
leading and the Pistons were leading with like

01:06:25.369 --> 01:06:28.719
two minutes left and up nine points. And the

01:06:28.719 --> 01:06:31.280
Cavaliers go to overtime. There probably should

01:06:31.280 --> 01:06:32.900
have been a follow at the end of the game that

01:06:32.900 --> 01:06:34.320
would have given them two free throws. But you

01:06:34.320 --> 01:06:37.599
know the NBA wanted overtime. But man, James

01:06:37.599 --> 01:06:41.440
Harden, he did it. Stephen Curry also said that

01:06:41.440 --> 01:06:45.059
he wants to play 20 years. And this next season,

01:06:45.219 --> 01:06:48.659
this past season was his 17th. So that means

01:06:48.659 --> 01:06:52.940
we probably got two years left of him. I know

01:06:52.940 --> 01:06:56.320
about crazy exes. Say what? I say the same. How

01:06:56.320 --> 01:07:00.719
about me? What do we got here? Let's talk about

01:07:00.719 --> 01:07:04.619
the passing of the legend known as Jason Collins.

01:07:04.980 --> 01:07:09.159
The man was very noble, very strong to come out

01:07:09.159 --> 01:07:20.139
gay in an era where everyone's homophobic. What

01:07:20.139 --> 01:07:22.860
are your goals, I guess, looking forward for

01:07:22.860 --> 01:07:24.619
the rest of the season? Yeah, I'd probably just

01:07:24.619 --> 01:07:27.599
say keep on playing hard, really. Keep on winning

01:07:27.599 --> 01:07:30.059
games, hopefully. Memphis Grizzlies star Brandon

01:07:30.059 --> 01:07:36.940
Clark has died. He was just 29 years old. And

01:07:36.940 --> 01:07:39.099
here's what sucks is not everyone's going to

01:07:39.099 --> 01:07:41.119
think Kratom's so bad because he died of it.

01:07:41.380 --> 01:07:43.380
Well, he didn't die of it, but he got arrested.

01:07:44.619 --> 01:07:46.960
I'm just really hoping that, you know, my plan

01:07:46.960 --> 01:07:49.539
can just translate to wins for us. The NBA pro's

01:07:49.539 --> 01:07:52.300
death confirmed by his team. The Grizzlies sharing

01:07:52.300 --> 01:07:54.960
a tribute to Brandon on their Instagram, calling

01:07:54.960 --> 01:07:58.039
him an outstanding teammate and even better person.

01:07:58.119 --> 01:08:01.000
Rest in peace, bro. Two deaths in the NBA in

01:08:01.000 --> 01:08:07.340
one day. Last night, a moment of silence before

01:08:07.340 --> 01:08:10.239
the Spurs -Timberwolves playoff game to honor

01:08:10.239 --> 01:08:13.679
Jason Collins. He broke barriers that will positively

01:08:13.679 --> 01:08:16.840
impact the sports world for generations to come.

01:08:17.060 --> 01:08:21.319
In 2013, Collins came out as gay. Jason Collins

01:08:21.319 --> 01:08:24.640
becomes the first openly gay athlete to play

01:08:24.640 --> 01:08:28.060
in any of this country's four major professional

01:08:28.060 --> 01:08:31.079
sports. And he was not a bad player. If a point

01:08:31.079 --> 01:08:33.619
guard missed a jump shot, he would dunk it in.

01:08:34.680 --> 01:08:37.119
Our George Stephanopoulos spoke with Collins.

01:08:37.340 --> 01:08:39.579
I feel like George is in the closet. Hours after

01:08:39.579 --> 01:08:42.159
the announcement. I think the country is ready

01:08:42.159 --> 01:08:46.380
for supporting. Unfortunately, that was in the

01:08:46.380 --> 01:08:49.939
Obama era when people did support it. An openly

01:08:49.939 --> 01:08:53.800
gay basketball player. Well, rest in peace, bud.

01:08:53.939 --> 01:08:57.359
I'm sorry that happened. 856. He's died of stage

01:08:57.359 --> 01:09:02.439
four cancer, man. Sucks. All right. Coming up

01:09:02.439 --> 01:09:04.380
next, we've got a ton of celebrity news. We've

01:09:04.380 --> 01:09:06.340
got Tampa news, Chicago news, Cleveland news,

01:09:06.500 --> 01:09:08.359
Fresno news, radio news. We've got a lot to do.

01:09:08.779 --> 01:09:10.460
I need more coffee, and I've got to go piss,

01:09:10.520 --> 01:09:12.779
so we'll be right back. Hang on. Coffee hour.

01:09:13.300 --> 01:09:27.340
Coffee hour. Coffee hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com

01:09:27.340 --> 01:09:29.699
Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably had

01:09:29.699 --> 01:09:32.779
Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

01:09:33.079 --> 01:09:38.680
all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.

01:09:40.020 --> 01:09:43.380
The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't

01:09:43.380 --> 01:09:45.699
feel like listening to this next song, you can

01:09:45.699 --> 01:09:48.479
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

01:09:48.479 --> 01:09:50.899
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

01:09:52.199 --> 01:09:54.850
Don't worry, Fresno. Coffee Hour will be right

01:09:54.850 --> 01:09:58.109
back. Oh, yeah. Here's addictive and papoose

01:09:58.109 --> 01:10:27.399
with everything. Talk, it don't mean a thing

01:10:27.399 --> 01:10:30.079
Let me break it down for you, make it simple

01:10:30.079 --> 01:10:34.739
I got a question, I don't ask why When you're

01:10:34.739 --> 01:10:37.880
chillin' with a girl all Saturday night You try

01:10:37.880 --> 01:10:41.920
to play me, actin' like a fool Saw you kissin'

01:10:41.920 --> 01:10:45.619
off another girl, breakin' the rules Have fun,

01:10:45.619 --> 01:10:48.840
have your fun in the game But when you get home,

01:10:48.920 --> 01:10:51.840
baby, you'll be passin' your things Cause you

01:10:51.840 --> 01:10:59.520
thought you had the feeling Just stop it before

01:10:59.520 --> 01:11:35.170
you, before you mess around Was she worth the

01:11:35.170 --> 01:11:37.529
problems that you asked me? I haven't had her,

01:11:37.630 --> 01:11:40.670
but you can have her Call her up on the phone

01:11:40.670 --> 01:11:43.329
Tell her that you're coming over I don't want

01:11:43.329 --> 01:12:51.470
to know And serve him like a soap opera Cause

01:12:51.470 --> 01:12:54.689
if your man met you and left his ex -girl What

01:12:54.689 --> 01:12:57.170
make you think he won't leave you for the next

01:12:57.170 --> 01:13:00.149
girl? Caught your husband creepin' with the girl

01:13:00.149 --> 01:13:03.489
next door And came back like a boomerang, you

01:13:03.489 --> 01:13:07.149
vexed girl Equality is what keep me and my lady

01:13:07.149 --> 01:13:10.170
standin' So when I tell her she pretty, she tell

01:13:10.170 --> 01:13:13.770
me I'm handsome If you and your man had a misunderstanding

01:13:13.770 --> 01:13:20.819
Let me bone your mind to this understanding So

01:13:20.819 --> 01:13:24.220
that's not a misunderstanding, that's a Mr. Understanding

01:13:24.220 --> 01:13:27.020
He treats you like trash, so finally he treats

01:13:27.020 --> 01:13:30.560
you better Cause one man's trash is another man's

01:13:30.560 --> 01:13:35.579
trash You know you have a thing for me I knew

01:13:35.579 --> 01:13:40.140
it but you just didn't say Just talk before you

01:13:40.140 --> 01:14:51.659
mess around What's happening? This is Hoppy Hour.

01:14:52.399 --> 01:14:56.359
I am your host, Ryan Hoppy. Hey, this is Eric

01:14:56.359 --> 01:14:59.979
Zane. You're like, who? Yeah, I know. Anyway,

01:15:00.100 --> 01:15:03.619
you're listening to Ryan Hoppy. Hoppy Hour. This

01:15:03.619 --> 01:15:06.579
motherfucker is resilient as shit. Everybody

01:15:06.579 --> 01:15:10.659
tries to rub Ryan's fucking face in dog shit.

01:15:10.840 --> 01:15:14.399
And then he always picks himself up. I love that.

01:15:15.000 --> 01:15:17.619
Fuck everybody. Give them the finger and kick

01:15:17.619 --> 01:15:21.239
their ass, Ryan Hoppy. It's MJ from the MJ Morning

01:15:21.239 --> 01:15:25.100
Show on Q105, 104 .7 FM, Tampa Bay, and you're

01:15:25.100 --> 01:15:28.819
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01:15:29.119 --> 01:15:31.239
Hey, this is Tom Bernard, and you are listening

01:15:31.239 --> 01:15:34.159
to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. And the last one

01:15:34.159 --> 01:15:39.039
right here. Hey, radio listener, it's Kevin Kline

01:15:39.039 --> 01:15:44.220
from Kline Alley Show on 106 .7 KROQ in Los Angeles.

01:15:44.340 --> 01:15:46.319
Perhaps you've never heard of us. Maybe you have,

01:15:46.420 --> 01:15:49.060
but who cares? You're listening to Hoppy Hour.

01:15:49.560 --> 01:15:53.140
With my boy, Ryan Hoppy. Your side chick's favorite

01:15:53.140 --> 01:15:57.579
show is Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Welcome to

01:15:57.579 --> 01:16:07.880
Hoppy Hour. In your heart, you know where you're

01:16:07.880 --> 01:16:10.619
going. And now for something completely different.

01:16:12.300 --> 01:16:32.060
Door is closing. Something completely different.

01:16:32.380 --> 01:17:12.079
It's happy hour. The other stations are tuned

01:17:12.079 --> 01:18:40.270
in too. Now. Oh, yeah. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy. It's

01:18:40.270 --> 01:18:45.149
8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at

01:18:45.149 --> 01:18:49.770
me at RyanHoppyRadio. Alright. Let's get to some

01:18:49.770 --> 01:19:00.470
TMZ news. But first... Whoa! Hoppy Hot Topic!

01:19:01.050 --> 01:19:10.810
Oh yeah, let me press this right here. It is

01:19:10.810 --> 01:19:14.569
decision time for LeBron James. You can only

01:19:14.569 --> 01:19:17.250
guess what. Yeah, he ain't retiring this offseason.

01:19:17.310 --> 01:19:18.750
You think he's going to retire without a goodbye

01:19:18.750 --> 01:19:21.149
party? Get the hell out of here. His future holds.

01:19:21.550 --> 01:19:24.329
Will he stay with the Lakers? Will he go to Cleveland?

01:19:24.670 --> 01:19:26.529
Or is he just going to become a big -time producer

01:19:26.529 --> 01:19:29.189
like Obama? If he stays with the Lakers, he has

01:19:29.189 --> 01:19:31.630
to take a pay cut. But can he say, like, do you

01:19:31.630 --> 01:19:33.050
know what the price is? I don't think he's been

01:19:33.050 --> 01:19:36.250
that successful with the Lakers. He won a championship

01:19:36.250 --> 01:19:40.329
during COVID. when nobody was trying. Gases.

01:19:40.569 --> 01:19:42.550
Okay, do you know what the price of gas is? I

01:19:42.550 --> 01:19:45.630
think we all deserve a raise. Oh yeah, you ain't

01:19:45.630 --> 01:19:48.970
getting that from cheap -ass army. As we speak,

01:19:48.970 --> 01:19:52.770
our DC crew is on the way to ask some questions

01:19:52.770 --> 01:19:55.090
of Donald Trump. I know how much you value loyalty.

01:19:55.329 --> 01:19:58.149
Are you comfortable with people serving in the

01:19:58.149 --> 01:20:01.369
military if they personally oppose the Iran war

01:20:01.369 --> 01:20:07.340
for you? Luka Doncic is not going to be playing

01:20:07.340 --> 01:20:12.039
for his home country. That's good. Summer, because

01:20:12.039 --> 01:20:14.600
he wants to spend it with his two daughters.

01:20:14.800 --> 01:20:16.520
That's the only thing that I saw. That is very

01:20:16.520 --> 01:20:19.979
noble of you. Am I right now? Amidst this entire

01:20:19.979 --> 01:20:22.880
situation with his ex -fiance. It's been really,

01:20:22.920 --> 01:20:26.340
really bad. Baby mama drummer. Is it because

01:20:26.340 --> 01:20:28.199
he has a new squeeze out here? I don't think

01:20:28.199 --> 01:20:30.819
he has a new squeeze. He has a ton of squeeze.

01:20:31.420 --> 01:20:34.359
What does that mean? No one here wants to be

01:20:34.359 --> 01:20:36.500
tied up. Charlie, we don't want to be tied down.

01:20:36.539 --> 01:20:40.880
We want to be tied up. One time I asked and she

01:20:40.880 --> 01:20:44.140
tied me up and we went at it and I started getting

01:20:44.140 --> 01:20:49.300
soft. I like moving around. I've heard my sex

01:20:49.300 --> 01:20:54.779
face is delightful. Taylor Swift out in New York

01:20:54.779 --> 01:20:57.500
City for a family dinner. I think like the next

01:20:57.500 --> 01:20:59.380
time. I don't even hear about Taylor's dinner.

01:21:00.340 --> 01:21:02.579
Bet she had to carry her and fight it all night.

01:21:06.489 --> 01:21:08.789
A disturbing new report is shedding light on

01:21:08.789 --> 01:21:12.109
just how common AI -generated deepfake pornography

01:21:12.109 --> 01:21:14.590
has become among teenagers. I don't know. I'm

01:21:14.590 --> 01:21:18.010
weird. When I watch porn, I want to feel like

01:21:18.010 --> 01:21:21.590
the girl's possible to be. If it's like an imaginary

01:21:21.590 --> 01:21:26.109
girl, I don't like that. A new survey found one

01:21:26.109 --> 01:21:29.550
in 18 say they personally know someone targeted

01:21:29.550 --> 01:21:32.909
by fake nude images created with artificial intelligence.

01:21:33.609 --> 01:21:37.109
Fox 13's Genevieve Kurdish shows us what Florida

01:21:37.109 --> 01:21:39.630
is doing to protect children online and what

01:21:39.630 --> 01:21:42.130
advocates are recommending. Genevieve. Yeah,

01:21:42.130 --> 01:21:44.970
Haley, it can just take one photo posted online

01:21:44.970 --> 01:21:48.229
for someone to create a fake explicit image using

01:21:48.229 --> 01:21:50.819
artificial intelligence. And as I could say,

01:21:50.899 --> 01:21:54.199
many parents don't realize how easy the technology

01:21:54.199 --> 01:21:58.600
has become. I was so horrified by what I saw,

01:21:58.739 --> 01:22:01.800
including understanding that AI deepfakes were

01:22:01.800 --> 01:22:04.020
being made using. All right, so I hope it all

01:22:04.020 --> 01:22:11.640
works out. Getting bored. If I'm bored, you're

01:22:11.640 --> 01:22:14.939
bored. I deleted the app. Alex Cooper reveals

01:22:14.939 --> 01:22:20.170
why she deleted TikTok amid her. Yeah. She's

01:22:20.170 --> 01:22:22.609
just the worst. I first liked her, but when I

01:22:22.609 --> 01:22:24.989
heard that she has ghostwriters for her sex segments,

01:22:25.149 --> 01:22:27.409
that's not good. That means you're probably bad

01:22:27.409 --> 01:22:31.329
in bed. Do I have any ghostwriters here? No.

01:22:31.489 --> 01:22:35.100
See, these are my opinions. Alex Earl, during

01:22:35.100 --> 01:22:38.260
the May 13th episode of her Call Her Daddy podcast,

01:22:38.699 --> 01:22:41.560
Alex chats with guest Tana Mongeau about why

01:22:41.560 --> 01:22:44.359
society seems so obsessed with creating competition

01:22:44.359 --> 01:22:46.979
between women, especially... Well, because you're

01:22:46.979 --> 01:22:57.189
a bitch to everybody. I think we're all aware

01:22:57.189 --> 01:22:59.369
of the double standard. I think we're all aware

01:22:59.369 --> 01:23:01.670
of how we love to pit women against women. Do

01:23:01.670 --> 01:23:12.050
you have any remorse whatsoever? No response.

01:23:14.960 --> 01:23:16.819
Is there anything you would like to say to the

01:23:16.819 --> 01:23:19.539
family as this is now? This is the drug counselor

01:23:19.539 --> 01:23:23.640
that was in charge. That was sort of involved

01:23:23.640 --> 01:23:26.439
in the role of Matthew Perry's death. After it

01:23:26.439 --> 01:23:31.520
comes to the close. I'm regretfully sorry for

01:23:31.520 --> 01:23:33.319
the pain and anguish that caused the family.

01:23:33.979 --> 01:23:39.079
You don't care. You regret getting caught. What

01:23:39.079 --> 01:23:41.380
hurts me the most? Why was it important for you

01:23:41.380 --> 01:23:42.859
to take a responsibility in court this morning?

01:23:44.319 --> 01:23:46.520
Because I own it. I own it. I did it and I own

01:23:46.520 --> 01:23:50.100
it. All right. I'm glad you own it. You didn't

01:23:50.100 --> 01:23:51.579
own it before. You just owned it once you got

01:23:51.579 --> 01:23:57.500
caught. Love is Mine is headed to Boston. Netflix

01:23:57.500 --> 01:23:59.579
has officially confirmed the series has been

01:23:59.579 --> 01:24:03.119
renewed for season 11. All right. Set. So it's

01:24:03.119 --> 01:24:07.159
going in Boston. Good. Cool. Billy Ray Cyrus

01:24:07.159 --> 01:24:11.140
sings his ex Tish Cyrus Purcell. You know she's

01:24:11.140 --> 01:24:15.899
good and bad. a sweet birthday tribute on may

01:24:15.899 --> 01:24:19.100
13th the country star posted a video to x of

01:24:19.100 --> 01:24:20.760
him i don't know if he's a star i mean he's a

01:24:20.760 --> 01:24:23.779
country singer but he had one song himself performing

01:24:23.779 --> 01:24:27.859
his 2007 ballad ready set don't go a song he

01:24:27.859 --> 01:24:30.420
wrote about watching their daughter miley cyrus

01:24:30.420 --> 01:24:33.060
leave home to chase her dreams during her hannah

01:24:33.060 --> 01:24:36.340
montana era i cannot tell if he's a good dad

01:24:36.340 --> 01:24:39.680
or not in the caption billy ray gives tish a

01:24:39.680 --> 01:24:42.159
loving shout out writing two of the greatest

01:24:42.159 --> 01:24:53.439
mother's All right, so he made a song and, you

01:24:53.439 --> 01:24:56.100
know, talked about his ex. He's not over. It

01:24:56.100 --> 01:24:58.439
doesn't exactly pay to be part of the bunch.

01:24:58.739 --> 01:25:01.279
Eve Plum, who played Jan Brady on the beloved

01:25:01.279 --> 01:25:04.619
series The Brady Bunch, which aired from 1969

01:25:04.619 --> 01:25:08.600
to 1974 and in reruns on various networks. It

01:25:08.600 --> 01:25:10.359
was only on five airs, man. I feel like it was

01:25:10.359 --> 01:25:13.229
longer. is revealing in her new memoir, Happiness

01:25:13.229 --> 01:25:16.149
Included, Jan Brady and Beyond, that she makes

01:25:16.149 --> 01:25:18.930
nearly nothing in residuals. Well, the problem

01:25:18.930 --> 01:25:21.029
was the syndication didn't really begin until

01:25:21.029 --> 01:25:22.890
Friends and Seinfeld. It's crazy how they make

01:25:22.890 --> 01:25:27.149
like 30 million. And these people do not. She

01:25:27.149 --> 01:25:30.350
writes in the intro in her book, Per Page Six,

01:25:30.569 --> 01:25:33.310
quote, If I had a dime for every rerun episode,

01:25:33.550 --> 01:25:36.579
I'd pay off the national deficit. I don't. Oh,

01:25:36.579 --> 01:25:38.720
that sucks. It's kind of suck to see like the

01:25:38.720 --> 01:25:45.439
French people just making money. Dancing with

01:25:45.439 --> 01:25:48.079
the Stars scores a home run with its newest addition

01:25:48.079 --> 01:25:51.479
to the cast. The ABC series announces that Jackson

01:25:51.479 --> 01:25:55.220
Olsen from the Savannah Bananas. I really want

01:25:55.220 --> 01:25:58.539
to go to Savannah Bananas. A Georgia -based baseball

01:25:58.539 --> 01:26:00.760
team known for their comedy -filled mid -game

01:26:00.760 --> 01:26:03.699
performances. All right, so he's going on Dancing

01:26:03.699 --> 01:26:07.539
with the Stars to really, really start. Happy

01:26:07.539 --> 01:26:17.420
Hot Topic. All right, let's get to our vibe check

01:26:17.420 --> 01:26:19.239
right now. Look at everything. Oh, that's so

01:26:19.239 --> 01:26:24.439
hip. ABC News, the vibe check. Hey, man, what's

01:26:24.439 --> 01:26:26.340
popping in pop culture? Yo, what's popping, dog?

01:26:26.520 --> 01:26:30.020
I'm Caucasian. Roxy, we need the good news right

01:26:30.020 --> 01:26:32.420
now. All the feel good stuff. Bring it to us.

01:26:32.439 --> 01:26:33.720
What are the top trends? All right, I don't need

01:26:33.720 --> 01:26:36.619
to hear this. It's Tiffany Haddish is on the

01:26:36.619 --> 01:26:39.699
swimsuit cover of SI. Cool. Yo, yo, yo, yo, dog.

01:26:39.979 --> 01:26:44.020
What are you doing? 17 tourists find themselves

01:26:44.020 --> 01:26:47.079
trapped in an elevator in Las Vegas. Melissa

01:26:47.079 --> 01:26:50.239
Alessio, a nurse from Arizona, is documenting

01:26:50.239 --> 01:26:52.020
her... Man, she's a hot piece of ass, by the

01:26:52.020 --> 01:26:55.199
way. ...ordeal, and it's becoming scarier as

01:26:55.199 --> 01:26:59.800
the minutes tick by. Yeah, on Monday, Kevin Walsh,

01:26:59.800 --> 01:27:01.439
if you listen to 102 .5 The Bone, you would know

01:27:01.439 --> 01:27:05.239
him as Big Kev. Mm -hmm. He's going to be calling

01:27:05.239 --> 01:27:07.159
in Monday because one time me, him, and my former

01:27:07.159 --> 01:27:10.939
co -host, AJ, got stuck in an elevator. at first

01:27:10.939 --> 01:27:12.880
it was really inconvenient and then it became

01:27:12.880 --> 01:27:17.079
pretty scary it stopped and then a second later

01:27:17.079 --> 01:27:21.239
boom it dropped probably two to three feet it

01:27:21.239 --> 01:27:23.720
was very you know they all took shots at the

01:27:23.720 --> 01:27:27.859
camera after hustling and everyone kind of looked

01:27:27.859 --> 01:27:31.100
at each other all right so they're stuck in the

01:27:31.100 --> 01:27:32.899
elevator they all should have just had sex with

01:27:32.899 --> 01:27:37.640
each other Country singer Taylor Holder is canceling

01:27:37.640 --> 01:27:39.779
the remainder of his tour, admitting to mental

01:27:39.779 --> 01:27:42.560
health struggles and his need to focus on getting

01:27:42.560 --> 01:27:45.560
healthy. I think the real reason is you didn't

01:27:45.560 --> 01:27:50.380
sell enough tickets, bud. Influencer Kayla Jade

01:27:50.380 --> 01:27:53.020
is sharing her thoughts on Sidney Sweeney's OnlyFans

01:27:53.020 --> 01:27:55.680
arc on season three of Euphoria. Oh yeah, that's

01:27:55.680 --> 01:27:57.880
hot piece of ass talking about another one. Revealing

01:27:57.880 --> 01:28:00.380
she wishes the show uplifted the sex worker community

01:28:00.380 --> 01:28:03.500
and didn't dehumanize them. Yeah, everybody is

01:28:03.500 --> 01:28:05.000
doing a bad job. I think we're going to see a

01:28:05.000 --> 01:28:08.119
documentary in a few years about the behind the

01:28:08.119 --> 01:28:13.659
scenes stuff happening over at Euphoria. You

01:28:13.659 --> 01:28:15.479
know how there's been, like, the Nickelodeon

01:28:15.479 --> 01:28:18.140
and Disney documentaries? There's something going

01:28:18.140 --> 01:28:22.220
on in that water. Over there at Euphoria. On

01:28:22.220 --> 01:28:24.920
her TikTok April 24th, Kayla's sharing her thoughts

01:28:24.920 --> 01:28:27.579
on Sydney's Euphoria character, Cassie, using

01:28:27.579 --> 01:28:30.000
the platform to help pay off debts for her husband,

01:28:30.119 --> 01:28:32.819
Nate, played by Jacob Elordi. I will never understand

01:28:32.819 --> 01:28:34.520
the love -hate relationship that people have

01:28:34.520 --> 01:28:37.260
towards SWs on shows like Euphoria. Like, it's

01:28:37.260 --> 01:28:42.180
great. Sex workers with SW! How noble! Having

01:28:42.180 --> 01:28:44.359
them represented in TV. I don't need to hear

01:28:44.359 --> 01:28:46.520
it from you. Blah, blah, blah. You have sex on

01:28:46.520 --> 01:28:51.020
camera. How strong of you. Mm -hmm. Whoa! Happy

01:28:51.020 --> 01:28:54.880
hot topic! Nick Lachey details his run -in with

01:28:54.880 --> 01:28:57.739
ex -Jessica Simpson on a recent flight 20 years

01:28:57.739 --> 01:28:59.800
after their divorce. That's gotta be awkward.

01:29:00.180 --> 01:29:04.159
Mm -hmm. Nearly two months after reports surfaced

01:29:04.159 --> 01:29:06.640
that the 98 Degrees alum, whose divorce from

01:29:06.640 --> 01:29:10.279
Jessica was finalized in 2006, ran into the singer

01:29:10.279 --> 01:29:12.760
on a flight, Nick confirms the former couple

01:29:12.760 --> 01:29:17.380
did in fact cross paths during his May 13th appearance

01:29:17.380 --> 01:29:20.720
on Watch What Happens Live. It is true. And what

01:29:20.720 --> 01:29:25.140
was that like? It was strangely okay. Yeah. It's

01:29:25.140 --> 01:29:28.500
been 20 years, bud. You know, it's been 20 years.

01:29:28.600 --> 01:29:30.899
Yeah. That's what I just said. And so we hadn't

01:29:30.899 --> 01:29:33.239
seen each other in those 20 years. And then spent

01:29:33.239 --> 01:29:35.140
six and a half hours on a flight to Hawaii together.

01:29:35.319 --> 01:29:38.260
But when I say spent, in the same vicinity. Understood.

01:29:38.760 --> 01:29:42.479
There you go. Understood. I'm Andy Cohen. Happy

01:29:42.479 --> 01:29:46.590
Hot Topic! Leigh -Anne Rimes is getting candid

01:29:46.590 --> 01:29:49.170
about her family. Nearly a month after posting

01:29:49.170 --> 01:29:51.189
that her 15th wedding anniversary celebration

01:29:51.189 --> 01:29:53.789
with husband Eddie Cibrian was, quote, filled

01:29:53.789 --> 01:29:56.510
with tears and worry amid some very tense, heart

01:29:56.510 --> 01:29:58.430
-wrenching things happening at home with family,

01:29:58.670 --> 01:30:02.029
Leigh -Anne is revealing the reason why. On her

01:30:02.029 --> 01:30:04.189
May 12th sub stack, the singer and actor said

01:30:04.189 --> 01:30:07.649
she and Eddie have a parent in rehab after going

01:30:07.649 --> 01:30:10.800
through a stroke a few weeks ago. She writes,

01:30:10.859 --> 01:30:12.699
quote, so the heaviness in our hearts around

01:30:12.699 --> 01:30:15.239
that has been hard, too. Eddie and I are both

01:30:15.239 --> 01:30:17.899
only children, which means a lot has fallen onto

01:30:17.899 --> 01:30:20.260
my sweet husband's shoulders. Watching someone

01:30:20.260 --> 01:30:23.239
you love carry so much while you're barely able

01:30:23.239 --> 01:30:25.760
to carry yourself is its own kind of heartbreak.

01:30:25.920 --> 01:30:28.359
Well, I hope it all works out. Time for Jimmy

01:30:28.359 --> 01:30:43.159
Kimmel's A Douchebag. You on TV with the fake

01:30:43.159 --> 01:30:47.140
grin Same old suit, same old spin Talk slick

01:30:47.140 --> 01:30:49.979
like you run the room But the joke lands hard

01:30:49.979 --> 01:30:52.500
when you walk in You want laughs, I want truth

01:30:52.500 --> 01:30:57.060
You sell punchlines, I sell proof Big talk, lil'

01:30:57.260 --> 01:31:02.100
heat All that nard is still weak You clap for

01:31:02.100 --> 01:31:05.220
yourself, that's sad Try to look cool, still

01:31:05.220 --> 01:31:09.000
bad I hear your name, I just smirk. Whole vibe

01:31:09.000 --> 01:31:13.300
flimsy, whole act work, work. Step up, step up,

01:31:13.380 --> 01:31:17.520
say it with your chest. Act tough. Act tough,

01:31:17.560 --> 01:31:21.220
act tough, but you never pass the test. Jimmy

01:31:21.220 --> 01:31:25.779
Kimmel, douchebag. Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag. Say

01:31:25.779 --> 01:31:30.279
it loud, let it drag. Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag.

01:31:30.680 --> 01:31:34.819
Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag. Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag.

01:31:42.829 --> 01:31:45.930
They stare now. Same old smile, same fake wow.

01:31:46.270 --> 01:31:50.250
You swing soft with a velvet glove. All that

01:31:50.250 --> 01:31:53.449
chatter, no love. I came in with a soft tongue.

01:31:53.649 --> 01:31:57.550
You came out sounding half one. Every line you

01:31:57.550 --> 01:32:01.149
throw, I duck. You want smoke, you out of love.

01:32:01.630 --> 01:32:04.850
Look at you, all polished up. Still ain't hard,

01:32:04.989 --> 01:32:08.710
still ain't enough. I don't hate, I just call.

01:32:08.909 --> 01:32:13.939
When you trip, I watch you fall. Say it with

01:32:13.939 --> 01:32:18.659
your chest Act tough, act tough But you never

01:32:18.659 --> 01:32:23.699
pass the test Jimmy, come on, douchebag Jimmy,

01:32:23.899 --> 01:32:27.279
come on, douchebag Say it loud, don't let it

01:32:27.279 --> 01:32:32.100
drag Jimmy, come on, douchebag Jimmy, come on,

01:32:32.159 --> 01:32:36.479
douchebag Jimmy, come on, douchebag Try to flex,

01:32:36.659 --> 01:32:42.539
but you lag Jimmy, come on, douchebag Hands up

01:32:42.779 --> 01:32:47.739
Back up, hit the crowd, go now Quick laugh, big

01:32:47.739 --> 01:32:51.340
mess, that's the whole burst on now Shoot me,

01:32:51.380 --> 01:33:19.100
shoot me, shoot me Say it loud, let it drag Oh,

01:33:19.439 --> 01:33:21.560
what's going on with this douche bag right here?

01:33:25.079 --> 01:33:26.920
I'm already packed. I've already packed my office.

01:33:27.039 --> 01:33:28.680
They're going to start tearing it out immediately.

01:33:29.039 --> 01:33:31.579
I know my staff is not paid like the next day.

01:33:31.659 --> 01:33:34.779
They're out. With just eight days until Colbert

01:33:34.779 --> 01:33:38.140
signs off. No, don't leave us. Who cares? Late

01:33:38.140 --> 01:33:41.000
night's all -stars, a .k .a. Strike Force 5,

01:33:41.140 --> 01:33:43.779
held. That's such a douchey name. An emergency

01:33:43.779 --> 01:33:46.420
reunion to honor the comedian's historic last

01:33:46.420 --> 01:33:49.979
show. What's your plan for Monday after you're

01:33:49.979 --> 01:33:52.039
done? My son graduates college. I'm crying about

01:33:52.039 --> 01:33:55.810
Trump. The 18th. My show ends on the 21st. My

01:33:55.810 --> 01:33:58.529
brother gets married on the 23rd. Oh, wow. So

01:33:58.529 --> 01:34:00.250
I'm kind of sandwiched between things that are

01:34:00.250 --> 01:34:02.449
a little more important. A little perspective.

01:34:02.850 --> 01:34:06.649
What do you think happens when this all ends?

01:34:07.510 --> 01:34:11.630
Oh, I think... No, it's about death. I think

01:34:11.630 --> 01:34:15.229
I'll probably start a podcast. Ha ha ha ha ha!

01:34:15.890 --> 01:34:18.930
Last thought, a punchline coming to mind! Like

01:34:18.930 --> 01:34:22.010
Julia Louis -Dreyfus and Pedro Pascal. Bullshit!

01:34:22.109 --> 01:34:24.529
Why is he kissing everybody? It's weird! A sweet

01:34:24.529 --> 01:34:27.590
farewell kiss with Colbert as he closes out his

01:34:27.590 --> 01:34:31.079
late night era. It's not easy. There's kiss -ass

01:34:31.079 --> 01:34:33.640
Letterman. Make it look very easy. Steven's Late

01:34:33.640 --> 01:34:35.939
Show predecessor, David Letterman, is on tomorrow

01:34:35.939 --> 01:34:38.560
night. His final guest? Well, there's a lot of

01:34:38.560 --> 01:34:41.659
buzz that it's George Clooney. Big night! Big

01:34:41.659 --> 01:34:44.319
show! He was Colbert's first guest. I don't know.

01:34:44.439 --> 01:34:46.840
I remember growing up, I loved seeing celebrities

01:34:46.840 --> 01:34:49.180
on these late night shows. Now I think they're

01:34:49.180 --> 01:34:53.760
douchebags! Yes, back in 2015. Meanwhile, fellow

01:34:53.760 --> 01:34:56.199
late nighter Jimmy Kimmel joked at Disney's annual

01:34:56.199 --> 01:34:59.039
upfronts about CBS replacing Colbert with...

01:34:59.210 --> 01:35:07.989
Yeah, because they got to make money. All right,

01:35:07.989 --> 01:35:16.289
there you go. Stephen Colbert revealed which

01:35:16.289 --> 01:35:19.750
A -lister he was wildly attracted to. The Late

01:35:19.750 --> 01:35:22.829
Show host revealed Michelle Williams was his

01:35:22.829 --> 01:35:25.510
biggest celebrity crush. All right, so there

01:35:25.510 --> 01:35:31.239
you go. Time for Sydney. On Sweeney News. Hoppy

01:35:31.239 --> 01:35:36.420
Hour, baby. Turn it up, turn it up. Ryan Hoppy

01:35:36.420 --> 01:35:42.359
in the cut. Sidney Sweeney News. This that Sidney

01:35:42.359 --> 01:35:45.199
Sweeney News on Hoppy Hour. Ryan never filters,

01:35:45.279 --> 01:35:47.659
he just talk his power. Got the whole show shook

01:35:47.659 --> 01:35:50.340
when he say she fire. Two hands on the wheel,

01:35:50.380 --> 01:35:52.779
but his mind on the flyer. Sidney Sweeney News

01:35:52.779 --> 01:35:56.020
on Hoppy Hour. He say how you feel, turn up A

01:35:56.020 --> 01:36:04.520
-hour. Mike gone light red, he already wildin'

01:36:04.539 --> 01:36:07.300
Name drop, Sidney, whole chat start smilin' Look,

01:36:07.420 --> 01:36:10.239
I'm dishonest, he lean and confide Tells a name

01:36:10.239 --> 01:36:13.319
once, ratings go sky -high Car talk, bar talk,

01:36:13.539 --> 01:36:16.279
that boy un -rehearsed Producer in the booth,

01:36:16.359 --> 01:36:19.020
like, please don't curse Laugh track, ready when

01:36:19.020 --> 01:36:21.939
he starts, that's real Top tier, 10 out of 10,

01:36:22.079 --> 01:36:25.359
that's real That's real, real, real This, that's

01:36:25.359 --> 01:36:28.699
Sidney Sweeney, who's on Javi Ava, ayy He just

01:36:28.699 --> 01:36:31.119
talk his power Got the whole show shook when

01:36:31.119 --> 01:36:33.640
he said she fired Two hands on the wheel, but

01:36:33.640 --> 01:36:36.560
his mind on the fly Sidney Sweeney news on, happy

01:36:36.560 --> 01:36:39.380
hour He said, how you feel? Turn up here, y 'all

01:36:39.380 --> 01:36:43.899
The clock had a hotline, he the operator He the

01:36:43.899 --> 01:36:46.300
biggest commentator Call us hit the line like,

01:36:46.460 --> 01:36:48.819
bro, you obsessed He laugh, I'm just saying she

01:36:48.819 --> 01:36:52.020
a blood arrest Lips go viral when he press that

01:36:52.020 --> 01:36:55.600
play Move feet flooded with a face all day Sidekick,

01:36:55.619 --> 01:36:58.399
roll eyes Tryna change that lane He drag it right

01:36:58.399 --> 01:37:01.579
back, run that name again No cap, whole map,

01:37:01.720 --> 01:37:04.039
know what he think You hear Sidney Sweeney when

01:37:04.039 --> 01:37:08.960
you twist that lane This that Sidney Sweeney,

01:37:09.020 --> 01:37:11.800
news on happy hour Ryan never filters, he just

01:37:11.800 --> 01:37:14.199
talk his power Got the whole show shook when

01:37:14.199 --> 01:37:16.760
he said she fired Two hands on the wheel, but

01:37:16.760 --> 01:37:19.659
his mind on the fly Sidney Sweeney, news on happy

01:37:19.659 --> 01:37:22.500
hour He said how he feel, turn up every hour

01:37:22.500 --> 01:37:33.289
He hot, had a hot line, he the operator I promise

01:37:33.289 --> 01:37:36.109
that you'll never find another like me. All right,

01:37:36.149 --> 01:37:38.670
I can't play this. Let me see if I can scream

01:37:38.670 --> 01:37:41.689
over this. What the fuck's going on? The video

01:37:41.689 --> 01:37:47.369
is about... All right, it was just about... That

01:37:47.369 --> 01:37:51.010
was a fail. I'm sorry. It had music in it, but

01:37:51.010 --> 01:37:53.149
it was about how much love there is between Sidney

01:37:53.149 --> 01:37:57.829
Sweeney and good old Scooter Braun. All right.

01:37:58.189 --> 01:38:00.189
Sorry about that. That was such a waste of time.

01:38:00.229 --> 01:38:03.189
But hey, we're 90 minutes in, so get over it.

01:38:07.750 --> 01:38:24.170
Time for radio news. It's a radio legend. Shane

01:38:24.170 --> 01:38:29.130
Ryan is retiring. After 33 years in Minneapolis.

01:38:30.949 --> 01:38:40.350
KDWB. Here he is announcing it. Right here. Almost

01:38:40.350 --> 01:38:48.189
exactly 33 years. And it is time. It is time

01:38:48.189 --> 01:38:53.739
to move on. What a voice. And see what's next.

01:38:54.560 --> 01:38:57.520
So there's that. And here's the news clip about

01:38:57.520 --> 01:39:00.560
it up in Minneapolis. A story now, just hours

01:39:00.560 --> 01:39:03.500
ago, a big shakeup in radio announced. Take a

01:39:03.500 --> 01:39:05.800
look. It's one of those things where I never

01:39:05.800 --> 01:39:07.600
saw it coming to an end, but at the same time,

01:39:07.619 --> 01:39:10.600
I never saw it lasting this long. My last day

01:39:10.600 --> 01:39:18.130
will be a week from Friday. That is quick. Gosh,

01:39:18.130 --> 01:39:20.149
look at that. I grew up listening to Dave Ryan

01:39:20.149 --> 01:39:24.430
like most of you, I'm sure. Legendary KDWB personality

01:39:24.430 --> 01:39:27.590
Dave Ryan retiring after 33 years at the station.

01:39:27.689 --> 01:39:29.949
You heard there Ryan making that announcement

01:39:29.949 --> 01:39:33.090
on his show this morning. So there's that. Here's

01:39:33.090 --> 01:39:35.369
an interesting clip. Mark Chernoff, who is one

01:39:35.369 --> 01:39:38.010
of Howard Stern's bosses, talks about his long

01:39:38.010 --> 01:39:39.909
commercial breaks. The same thing Kelta copied

01:39:39.909 --> 01:39:42.869
here in Tampa. Howard Stern would go on for an

01:39:42.869 --> 01:39:46.319
hour and 10 minutes. we would do an 18 or a 20

01:39:46.319 --> 01:39:49.800
minute commercial break on k rock and you know

01:39:49.800 --> 01:39:52.199
something in those days we couldn't always look

01:39:52.199 --> 01:39:54.779
at the minute to minute but he was getting 9

01:39:54.779 --> 01:39:57.260
10 12 shares that's just in the 12 plus never

01:39:57.260 --> 01:40:00.180
mind the 25 and 30 shares he was getting in men

01:40:00.180 --> 01:40:02.880
especially men 25 54 and i said you know what

01:40:02.880 --> 01:40:05.750
they're sticking with him And they don't want

01:40:05.750 --> 01:40:07.649
to go away because they don't know when he's

01:40:07.649 --> 01:40:09.909
coming back. Again, we have to play endless commercial

01:40:09.909 --> 01:40:12.210
breaks. They don't know when he's coming back.

01:40:12.350 --> 01:40:15.529
Yeah, you could not do that on PPN ratings. The

01:40:15.529 --> 01:40:18.750
content was so compelling that you'd want to

01:40:18.750 --> 01:40:21.710
stay. And that's what I hope I bring here. We'll

01:40:21.710 --> 01:40:39.699
be right back. Hang on. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy

01:40:39.699 --> 01:40:41.979
Hour will be right back. You probably had Taco

01:40:41.979 --> 01:40:45.560
Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all

01:40:45.560 --> 01:40:52.520
I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day. The

01:40:52.520 --> 01:40:55.399
semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't

01:40:55.399 --> 01:40:57.720
feel like listening to this next song, you can

01:40:57.720 --> 01:41:00.500
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

01:41:00.500 --> 01:41:02.899
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

01:41:03.039 --> 01:41:05.520
Oh, yeah, what song do I feel like playing? Well,

01:41:05.539 --> 01:41:08.220
first, first, first of all, Let me press this

01:41:08.220 --> 01:41:11.920
button right here. Don't worry, Fresno. The hour

01:41:11.920 --> 01:41:15.000
will be right back. I'm going to play New York

01:41:15.000 --> 01:41:18.960
to Cali, Rakim. New York to Cali to Tampa to

01:41:18.960 --> 01:41:43.670
Chicago to Cleveland. Yeah. Welcome back. Synonyms

01:41:43.670 --> 01:41:46.369
don't wanna end Rakim's gonna win Always seem

01:41:46.369 --> 01:41:48.409
to come out at the right time With the right

01:41:48.409 --> 01:41:50.869
rhymes Smooth in the day and sound rough at night

01:41:50.869 --> 01:41:53.670
time Just an echo in every ghetto Meadow and

01:41:53.670 --> 01:41:56.430
valley Side street and alley From New York to

01:41:56.430 --> 01:41:58.430
Cali I've been seen in every state In between

01:41:58.430 --> 01:42:01.489
on stage They scream every phrase I lead a city

01:42:01.489 --> 01:42:04.090
in a rage It's off to the next one The blessed

01:42:04.090 --> 01:42:06.630
one That's my procedure Leave you in a deeper

01:42:06.630 --> 01:42:09.010
mind Staked in anesthesia You get your seizure

01:42:09.010 --> 01:42:11.550
If you try to stop the grave When I operate Just

01:42:11.550 --> 01:42:14.979
let the crowd This one is a gift from everyone

01:42:14.979 --> 01:42:17.760
from here to here. Ideas that you hear, severe

01:42:17.760 --> 01:42:20.520
to the ear. Nevertheless, I provide a worldwide

01:42:20.520 --> 01:42:23.439
request and manifest. And this is from the east

01:42:23.439 --> 01:42:26.439
to the west. From New York to Cali, to Cali,

01:42:26.439 --> 01:42:28.880
coast to coast, I've been ripping calisthenics

01:42:28.880 --> 01:42:32.420
and clubs. From New York to Cali, to Cali, climbing

01:42:32.420 --> 01:42:34.859
over dogs and dogs, girls and men, kisses and

01:42:34.859 --> 01:42:37.920
bunnies. From New York to Cali, to Cali, coast

01:42:37.920 --> 01:42:39.939
to coast, I've been ripping calisthenics and

01:42:39.939 --> 01:42:42.180
clubs. From New York to Cali, to Cali, The Cali,

01:42:42.180 --> 01:42:44.079
the Cali, the Cali, the Cali, the Cali, the Cali,

01:42:44.079 --> 01:42:45.300
the Cali, the Cali, the Cali, the Cali, the Cali,

01:42:45.300 --> 01:42:46.699
the Cali, the Cali, the Cali, the Cali, the Cali,

01:42:46.699 --> 01:42:46.699
the Cali, the Cali, the Cali, the Cali, the Cali,

01:42:46.699 --> 01:42:46.699
the Cali, the Cali, the Cali, the Cali, the Cali,

01:42:46.699 --> 01:42:46.699
the Cali, the Cali, the Cali, the Cali, the Cali,

01:42:46.699 --> 01:42:46.699
the Cali, the Cali, the Cali, the Cali, the Cali,

01:42:46.699 --> 01:42:47.020
the Cali, the Cali, the Cali, the Cali, the Cali,

01:42:47.020 --> 01:42:49.039
the Cali, the Cali, the Cali, the Cali, the Cali,

01:42:49.039 --> 01:42:53.039
the Cali, the Cali, the Cali, the Cali, the Cali,

01:42:53.039 --> 01:43:08.176
the Cali, the Cali, the Cali, the Cali, the Cali,

01:43:08.170 --> 01:43:11.090
Attract everybody that could rock Do a block

01:43:11.090 --> 01:43:13.689
party makin' them black woodstock Yeah, rock

01:43:13.689 --> 01:43:16.670
him a lot Notice him a lot to my seminar They

01:43:16.670 --> 01:43:18.689
travel never far, plus that's where the women

01:43:18.689 --> 01:43:21.250
are I like to ask them what's the best time to

01:43:21.250 --> 01:43:26.369
hear me rhyme Nevertheless, I provide a worldwide

01:43:26.369 --> 01:43:29.289
request and manifest And this is from the East

01:43:29.289 --> 01:43:32.850
to the West From New York to Cali, to Cali Coast

01:43:32.850 --> 01:43:34.989
to coast, I've been ripping calisthenics and

01:43:34.989 --> 01:43:38.369
clubs From New York to Cali, to Cali Climbing

01:43:38.369 --> 01:43:40.810
over dogs, to dogs, girl, blowing kisses From

01:43:40.810 --> 01:43:44.550
New York to Cali, to Cali Coast to coast, I've

01:43:44.550 --> 01:43:47.350
been ripping calisthenics clubs From New York

01:43:47.350 --> 01:43:50.350
to Cali, to Cali Climbing over dogs, to dogs,

01:43:50.470 --> 01:43:52.890
girl, blowing kisses Coast to coast, I've been

01:43:52.890 --> 01:44:17.819
ripping calisthenics clubs Outro Music Peace.

01:44:17.960 --> 01:44:29.960
Peace. Peace. I come all fly, concept is high

01:44:29.960 --> 01:44:32.859
tech My first display still converts with the

01:44:32.859 --> 01:44:35.180
days to slam That's why the man's first dance

01:44:35.180 --> 01:44:37.500
still played He'll tell the neighborhoods I got

01:44:37.500 --> 01:44:40.100
the goods again It's like if, then again, that's

01:44:40.100 --> 01:44:42.520
how it should have been Nevertheless, I provide

01:44:42.520 --> 01:44:45.520
a worldwide request and manifest And this is

01:44:45.520 --> 01:44:48.359
from the east to the west From New York to Cali,

01:44:48.359 --> 01:44:50.720
to Cali, to Cali Coast to coast, I've been ripping

01:44:50.720 --> 01:44:54.020
calisthenics clubs From New York to Cali, to

01:44:54.020 --> 01:44:56.439
Cali, to Cali Climbing over doves, make up the

01:44:56.439 --> 01:45:00.050
rules Kisses. The New York, the Cali, the Cali,

01:45:00.050 --> 01:45:02.229
the coast, the coast. I've been with the Calis

01:45:02.229 --> 01:45:33.220
and the clubs. The New York, the Cali. Are you

01:45:33.220 --> 01:45:35.159
guys ready for the last segment of the show?

01:45:35.949 --> 01:45:38.590
I've been really working on producing longer

01:45:38.590 --> 01:45:41.569
shows. Hey, what's up? This is Eddie Volkman

01:45:41.569 --> 01:45:44.510
from the Eddie and Jobo radio show. And you're

01:45:44.510 --> 01:45:48.329
listening to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Hi there.

01:45:48.609 --> 01:45:51.670
This is Marge McDouche. You might remember me

01:45:51.670 --> 01:45:55.310
from the Eddie and Jobo radio show. Now, I'm

01:45:55.310 --> 01:45:58.689
just looking at this fine young man, Ryan Hoppy.

01:45:58.789 --> 01:46:01.890
Oh, this is April Pilafoff. And you're listening

01:46:01.890 --> 01:46:05.310
to Ryan Hoppy and Hoppy Hour. Please don't be

01:46:05.310 --> 01:46:08.750
offended. He's sorry in advance. Uh, maybe, possibly.

01:46:08.869 --> 01:46:21.470
A who? I don't know. Welcome to Happy Hour. In

01:46:21.470 --> 01:46:24.949
your heart, you know what you want. And now for

01:46:24.949 --> 01:46:29.010
something completely different. Door is closing.

01:46:57.159 --> 01:47:20.239
Happy Hour! Happy Hour! Happy Hour! Ladies and

01:47:20.239 --> 01:47:48.039
gentlemen, here it is... This is the theme, the

01:47:48.039 --> 01:47:51.000
hopping hour. The theme, the hopping hour. Oh

01:47:51.000 --> 01:47:58.119
wow. the Ryan Hopper. Let's laugh, let's dance

01:47:58.119 --> 01:48:04.560
right now. Shoo up in the tower. Silly jokes,

01:48:04.680 --> 01:48:07.100
the last will shower. Ryan's here with all the

01:48:07.100 --> 01:48:10.000
chatter. Tune in, folks, it really matters. Hoppy

01:48:10.000 --> 01:48:12.779
hour is the thing. With Ryan Hop, we all sing.

01:48:13.100 --> 01:48:15.420
Grab your friends and let's all swing. It's the

01:48:15.420 --> 01:48:18.960
people want to sing. Scooby -Doo and wacky tunes.

01:48:19.199 --> 01:48:22.039
Ryan's laughter fills the rooms. Crazy fun and

01:48:22.039 --> 01:48:25.039
all the loons. Hop, sour, brings the boobs. Catch

01:48:25.039 --> 01:48:27.680
the wave and ride the fun. With Hoppy Hour, we're

01:48:27.680 --> 01:48:31.100
never done. Ryan Hopp, number one. Come on. Oh,

01:48:31.100 --> 01:48:34.399
yeah. Hoppy Hour is the thing with Ryan Hopp.

01:48:34.420 --> 01:48:36.699
It's Hoppy. Get it right. Woo -hoo. Friends and

01:48:36.699 --> 01:48:46.779
let's all swing. Ha -ha -ha. Woo. Wow. Hi. Man,

01:48:46.920 --> 01:48:49.340
breaking news. Jason Biggs split from his wife

01:48:49.340 --> 01:48:53.420
after 18 years of marriage. Woo. He seems like

01:48:53.420 --> 01:48:57.380
he'd be hard to be married to. 856 -49 -HOPPY.

01:48:57.439 --> 01:49:02.340
That's 856 -494 -6773. Hoppy Hour is the thing

01:49:02.340 --> 01:49:05.800
with Ryan Hopp. We all sing. Hoppy. Grab your

01:49:05.800 --> 01:49:08.199
friends and let's all swing. It's the theme of

01:49:08.199 --> 01:49:20.760
what is it? Yeah. Yo, it's Hoppy Hour. We about

01:49:20.760 --> 01:49:48.760
to go live. Terrible baby. Come on, let's get

01:49:48.760 --> 01:49:57.909
into it. All right now Sheriff Chad Chronister

01:49:57.909 --> 01:50:00.149
started out by saying they have dismantled a

01:50:00.149 --> 01:50:02.949
criminal. I love Sheriff Chad. So much cooler

01:50:02.949 --> 01:50:06.630
than Grady Judd. A retail theft ring and says

01:50:06.630 --> 01:50:08.770
throughout his entire career, he has never seen

01:50:08.770 --> 01:50:11.710
a theft or criminal enterprise to this magnitude.

01:50:12.369 --> 01:50:16.369
There's a lot of crime in Tampa. Things like

01:50:16.369 --> 01:50:19.609
this operate in a community. We're all victims.

01:50:20.479 --> 01:50:24.600
Because that theft has to be passed on to the

01:50:24.600 --> 01:50:27.460
consumers. Investigators started looking into

01:50:27.460 --> 01:50:30.039
this organization after they received a tip about

01:50:30.039 --> 01:50:32.819
people buying stolen items from stores like...

01:50:33.960 --> 01:50:37.640
Home Depot and construction sites. More runs!

01:50:38.220 --> 01:50:39.840
How do you think you're not going to get a client?

01:50:39.920 --> 01:50:41.960
I mean, I know criminals are stupid, but they're

01:50:41.960 --> 01:50:44.819
also smart. Selling them at a lesser price. So

01:50:44.819 --> 01:50:47.239
far, the county's top law officer says over the

01:50:47.239 --> 01:50:49.239
past year, they believe this ring is responsible

01:50:49.239 --> 01:50:52.359
for at least $12 million in theft. All right,

01:50:52.380 --> 01:50:57.720
there's that. 856 -49 -HAPPY. No! Happy Hot Topic!

01:50:58.979 --> 01:51:01.279
Paying with cash in Florida is changing what

01:51:01.279 --> 01:51:03.680
you pay. Governor Ron DeSantis. signing a bill

01:51:03.680 --> 01:51:06.220
this week that rounds cash purchases to the nearest

01:51:06.220 --> 01:51:08.439
nickel with pennies no longer in circulation.

01:51:08.539 --> 01:51:11.979
The law does not change sales tax or final prices

01:51:11.979 --> 01:51:15.579
on credit or debit card purchases. DeSantis is

01:51:15.579 --> 01:51:19.960
a douchebag. He always will be. And into law,

01:51:20.119 --> 01:51:22.479
Governor Ron DeSantis signing two bills on Tuesday

01:51:22.479 --> 01:51:25.220
to protect animals. One bill makes it a felony

01:51:25.220 --> 01:51:27.819
for adults to encourage minors to commit animal

01:51:27.819 --> 01:51:30.260
cruelty. It's like a broken clock. It's right

01:51:30.260 --> 01:51:33.000
once or twice a day. Twice a day. Because this

01:51:33.000 --> 01:51:35.899
is not bad. And requires young offenders to undergo

01:51:35.899 --> 01:51:38.779
psychological evaluation. I think he needs a

01:51:38.779 --> 01:51:45.560
psychological evaluation. Bradenton man is now

01:51:45.560 --> 01:51:47.840
facing serious charges in a decades -old child

01:51:47.840 --> 01:51:51.880
sex abuse case in Manatee County. Deputy State

01:51:51.880 --> 01:51:54.659
56 -year -old John J. Showers is charged with

01:51:54.659 --> 01:51:57.020
lewd and lascivious molestation and sexual battery.

01:51:57.380 --> 01:52:00.380
The word showers is so gross in that situation.

01:52:01.500 --> 01:52:04.039
Court records allege two victims came forward

01:52:04.039 --> 01:52:06.800
a decade later describing similar incidents that

01:52:06.800 --> 01:52:09.979
took place when they were children. Well, I hope

01:52:09.979 --> 01:52:12.189
he burns in hell, but... The courts are always

01:52:12.189 --> 01:52:16.210
nice to pedophiles, so whatever. No! Happy Hot

01:52:16.210 --> 01:52:20.810
Topic! On your side. Thank you. I'm glad you're

01:52:20.810 --> 01:52:24.369
on my side. News that you have been, that the

01:52:24.369 --> 01:52:26.289
state might be reconsidering its position on

01:52:26.289 --> 01:52:28.850
alligator alcatraz, including potentially closing

01:52:28.850 --> 01:52:32.550
that down. Alligator alcatraz reportedly shutting

01:52:32.550 --> 01:52:36.890
down soon. Good evening everyone, I'm Josh Benson.

01:52:37.170 --> 01:52:39.489
What up Josh? I'm Jennifer Lee, thank you for

01:52:39.489 --> 01:52:41.960
joining us. Jennifer Lee's still freaking hot.

01:52:42.140 --> 01:52:44.239
Our concerns tonight about the detention center's

01:52:44.239 --> 01:52:46.880
cost and whether the state would be reimbursed.

01:52:46.960 --> 01:52:49.359
What a waste of money that was. By the feds.

01:52:49.560 --> 01:52:54.000
So, there you go. Alcatraz, stupid. All right,

01:52:54.000 --> 01:52:59.520
what do we got here? We are staying on top of

01:52:59.520 --> 01:53:01.699
breaking news. Pasco County Sheriff Chris Naco

01:53:01.699 --> 01:53:03.880
has just announced he is resigning from his current

01:53:03.880 --> 01:53:07.520
position to run for state senate. Oh, yeah. Nothing

01:53:07.520 --> 01:53:11.100
like a failed sheriff that has a ton of time

01:53:11.100 --> 01:53:14.039
in Pasco County. Yeah, that guy's perfect for

01:53:14.039 --> 01:53:16.600
Senate. That announcement within the last 30

01:53:16.600 --> 01:53:18.979
minutes on the Pasco County Sheriff's Office

01:53:18.979 --> 01:53:21.100
social media account. All right, there you go.

01:53:21.600 --> 01:53:23.460
And then there's this headline right here that

01:53:23.460 --> 01:53:28.039
I'm very passionate about. Happy Hot Topic! News

01:53:28.039 --> 01:53:30.319
out of Pinellas County schools where the advanced

01:53:30.319 --> 01:53:33.000
weapons detection systems in Pinellas County

01:53:33.000 --> 01:53:34.819
were supposed to go through the end of the school

01:53:34.819 --> 01:53:37.100
year, but the district's pilot program actually

01:53:37.100 --> 01:53:40.260
ended early. Why would you even think about getting

01:53:40.260 --> 01:53:43.300
rid of metal detectors with all the potential

01:53:43.300 --> 01:53:47.079
school shootings that happen all the time? You

01:53:47.079 --> 01:53:49.260
should have it at every school. That's the least

01:53:49.260 --> 01:53:53.399
you can do. In every single side door, there

01:53:53.399 --> 01:53:56.250
should be a metal detector. Are we not trying

01:53:56.250 --> 01:53:59.409
to protect the kids? This pilot program should

01:53:59.409 --> 01:54:02.399
become a permanent program. Now the Safety and

01:54:02.399 --> 01:54:04.380
Security Department for the school district has

01:54:04.380 --> 01:54:06.699
a recommendation for the school board. News Channel

01:54:06.699 --> 01:54:09.180
8's Alessandra Young attended the workshop on

01:54:09.180 --> 01:54:13.239
all of this today. She has details. Safety leaders

01:54:13.239 --> 01:54:15.640
say after nine days of collecting data, they

01:54:15.640 --> 01:54:17.739
were able to come to their conclusion. And their

01:54:17.739 --> 01:54:19.720
recommendation is that the county purchases two

01:54:19.720 --> 01:54:22.539
advanced weapons detection systems to be distributed

01:54:22.539 --> 01:54:24.819
throughout the county as through every school.

01:54:25.390 --> 01:54:27.289
I don't care how much money it is. You got to

01:54:27.289 --> 01:54:29.550
protect the kids, especially where they're really

01:54:29.550 --> 01:54:31.550
beginning to harp on kids being on their cell

01:54:31.550 --> 01:54:33.449
phones, which I know they shouldn't be. But you

01:54:33.449 --> 01:54:35.270
also have to have the kids have the cell phones

01:54:35.270 --> 01:54:37.310
in case there's something that happens in school.

01:54:37.430 --> 01:54:40.750
So the least you can do is have the metal detectors.

01:54:40.909 --> 01:54:46.380
It makes perfect sense to have it. I don't know

01:54:46.380 --> 01:54:48.279
why you'd get rid of it. ...were able to come

01:54:48.279 --> 01:54:50.060
to their conclusion, and their recommendation

01:54:50.060 --> 01:54:52.479
is that the county purchases two advanced weapons

01:54:52.479 --> 01:54:54.800
detection systems to be distributed throughout

01:54:54.800 --> 01:54:58.000
the county as needed. Good morning. What started

01:54:58.000 --> 01:55:00.760
off as a pilot program to put two advanced weapons

01:55:00.760 --> 01:55:03.479
detection systems in Gibbs and Palm Harbor University

01:55:03.479 --> 01:55:05.840
high schools until the end of the year ended

01:55:05.840 --> 01:55:08.300
early. I'm glad we did the pilot. The pilot had

01:55:08.300 --> 01:55:10.319
to be done because we really had no experience

01:55:10.319 --> 01:55:11.979
with this other than visiting other... And it

01:55:11.979 --> 01:55:14.579
seems like it worked. Keep doing it. Why are

01:55:14.579 --> 01:55:16.739
you even thinking about getting rid of it? You're

01:55:16.739 --> 01:55:20.239
self -sabotaging. The volume of students that

01:55:20.239 --> 01:55:22.739
we were seeing. Sean Joel, director of safety

01:55:22.739 --> 01:55:24.859
and security for the county, says the technology

01:55:24.859 --> 01:55:27.500
works, but there are several factors that play

01:55:27.500 --> 01:55:30.180
into their recommendations. What, money? The

01:55:30.180 --> 01:55:33.199
biggest one is the staffing. Staffing, to do

01:55:33.199 --> 01:55:35.560
it efficiently, effectively, correctly, you've

01:55:35.560 --> 01:55:37.680
got - Pay someone $13 an hour and have them there.

01:55:37.920 --> 01:55:40.920
Figure out the money. The teachers are already

01:55:40.920 --> 01:55:43.340
underpaid, and then you're telling me you're

01:55:43.340 --> 01:55:46.300
trying to - What are you doing? To have dedicated

01:55:46.300 --> 01:55:49.140
staff for these checkpoints every single morning.

01:55:49.359 --> 01:55:51.500
Well, heaven forbid we keep the kids safe, you

01:55:51.500 --> 01:55:54.880
moron. for all the arrival points. The larger

01:55:54.880 --> 01:55:56.439
the school, the more checkpoints you're going

01:55:56.439 --> 01:55:59.000
to have. Okay, but you got to keep the kids safe.

01:55:59.220 --> 01:56:01.779
We complain as a country, why do school shootings

01:56:01.779 --> 01:56:04.319
keep happening? No one wants to do anything about

01:56:04.319 --> 01:56:05.779
guns and I don't want to talk about guns right

01:56:05.779 --> 01:56:07.739
now. But then you have something that works and

01:56:07.739 --> 01:56:09.000
then they're like, whoa, I don't know if we can

01:56:09.000 --> 01:56:11.779
afford it. Well, then you suck. During Tuesday's

01:56:11.779 --> 01:56:13.899
workshop, board members were presented with data

01:56:13.899 --> 01:56:17.500
collected. I personally would prefer to see us

01:56:17.500 --> 01:56:21.340
spending more money on actual humans that are

01:56:21.340 --> 01:56:23.890
helping. eyes for our students and campuses.

01:56:24.250 --> 01:56:25.390
Okay, but then how are you going to keep the

01:56:25.390 --> 01:56:27.470
kids safe? That's great to say that teachers

01:56:27.470 --> 01:56:29.649
are going to be paid more. This is what I don't

01:56:29.649 --> 01:56:33.310
like about this world. We're stupid. Specifically

01:56:33.310 --> 01:56:36.029
for protection of our students. We have seen

01:56:36.029 --> 01:56:41.010
an uptick in weapons and in violence in schools

01:56:41.010 --> 01:56:43.250
throughout our country. Yeah, so then keep them

01:56:43.250 --> 01:56:46.869
safe. locally and regionally and it's important

01:56:46.869 --> 01:56:49.350
that we stay vigilant on what is the most effective

01:56:49.350 --> 01:56:52.229
method in keeping our students it seems like

01:56:52.229 --> 01:56:55.090
what you did worked so i would keep at it don't

01:56:55.090 --> 01:57:01.310
self -sabotage like me over to tropicana field

01:57:01.310 --> 01:57:03.529
now with the clock ticking on the raised self

01:57:03.529 --> 01:57:07.350
-imposed june 1st deadline yeah everything they

01:57:07.350 --> 01:57:10.180
do is self -imposed I'm telling you, that is

01:57:10.180 --> 01:57:13.220
in 17 to 18 days. Nothing's going to change,

01:57:13.439 --> 01:57:17.460
okay? This area kisses the Rays' ass because

01:57:17.460 --> 01:57:20.100
the Rays tell people what to report. I'm going

01:57:20.100 --> 01:57:22.060
to tell you, I think they're going to end up

01:57:22.060 --> 01:57:25.979
moving. That Montreal deal, someone within the

01:57:25.979 --> 01:57:28.680
organization told me that that was them just

01:57:28.680 --> 01:57:30.340
trying to go to Montreal. They don't want to

01:57:30.340 --> 01:57:33.630
be here, and there's no room for them. A vote

01:57:33.630 --> 01:57:36.069
could be close. Local leaders could vote as soon

01:57:36.069 --> 01:57:38.630
as next week on the proposal to bring the team

01:57:38.630 --> 01:57:40.989
to Tampa. While the Rays are hoping for millions

01:57:40.989 --> 01:57:43.369
of dollars in state funding, lawmakers... Boo

01:57:43.369 --> 01:57:45.750
-hoo! You guys have the money for it! What is

01:57:45.750 --> 01:57:48.430
ridiculous is we've spent two frickin' years

01:57:48.430 --> 01:57:51.430
talking about this team and not helping the area

01:57:51.430 --> 01:57:54.390
recover from the worst hurricane in a century!

01:57:54.829 --> 01:57:57.590
...say that money... Kiss my ass and enjoy it.

01:57:57.609 --> 01:57:59.949
It's tall and flabby. We will not move forward

01:57:59.949 --> 01:58:02.689
unless city and county leaders first reach a

01:58:02.689 --> 01:58:05.449
deal with the team. And they don't want to. They

01:58:05.449 --> 01:58:10.229
don't like you. Because you're cheap. And you've

01:58:10.229 --> 01:58:12.369
never won a championship. And you walk around

01:58:12.369 --> 01:58:15.960
like you're this great team. Shut up. 10 Tampa

01:58:15.960 --> 01:58:18.159
Bay News reporter Kristen Barberisi has details

01:58:18.159 --> 01:58:20.560
about the state funding and the latest on the

01:58:20.560 --> 01:58:23.800
negotiations. Legislators say state funding could

01:58:23.800 --> 01:58:25.899
be on the line if the team and state and local

01:58:25.899 --> 01:58:28.100
leaders can't reach a deal. They're not going

01:58:28.100 --> 01:58:30.560
to. The news is trying to, you know, I'm telling

01:58:30.560 --> 01:58:32.960
you right now, if I had a million dollars, I

01:58:32.960 --> 01:58:34.739
would bet all a million it's not going to be

01:58:34.739 --> 01:58:36.300
reached. Because if it would have been reached,

01:58:36.460 --> 01:58:38.430
it would have been reached by now. Meanwhile,

01:58:38.510 --> 01:58:40.909
talks of the team moving to Orlando are once

01:58:40.909 --> 01:58:43.510
again ramping up. Yeah, you got John Morgan getting

01:58:43.510 --> 01:58:46.050
involved in it. Mm -hmm. He's pretty powerful.

01:58:46.170 --> 01:58:48.930
This just in. In addition to more than $1 billion

01:58:48.930 --> 01:58:51.489
in city and county public dollars proposed for

01:58:51.489 --> 01:58:54.289
a new race stadium. Oh, we get to pay for it.

01:58:54.289 --> 01:58:57.189
Kiss my ass. The team is also potentially seeking

01:58:57.189 --> 01:59:00.090
$150 million in state funding for things like

01:59:00.090 --> 01:59:02.890
infrastructure improvements. They have the money.

01:59:03.250 --> 01:59:07.229
Just stay at the Trop, okay? Just stay there.

01:59:07.819 --> 01:59:10.380
You guys couldn't even fill up the Yankees stadium

01:59:10.380 --> 01:59:13.220
last year when they were kind enough, your rival

01:59:13.220 --> 01:59:16.020
team to let you use it. But as budget negotiations

01:59:16.020 --> 01:59:18.760
continue in Tallahassee, Senator Ed Hooper says

01:59:18.760 --> 01:59:20.659
legislators should stay out of the deal until

01:59:20.659 --> 01:59:22.680
local leaders and the Rays reach an agreement.

01:59:22.880 --> 01:59:25.020
They're not going to because the local leaders

01:59:25.020 --> 01:59:27.399
don't like the Rays and the Rays only care about

01:59:27.399 --> 01:59:30.720
themselves. In a text Wednesday afternoon, Rays

01:59:30.720 --> 01:59:33.479
CEO Ken Babby told me he was actively in discussion

01:59:33.479 --> 01:59:35.939
with city and county leaders today and they are

01:59:35.939 --> 01:59:38.359
in the final stages of a memorandum of understanding.

01:59:38.840 --> 01:59:42.899
Whatever. Blah, blah, blah. That's what the Rays

01:59:42.899 --> 01:59:45.439
always do. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

01:59:45.439 --> 01:59:50.960
blah, blah, blah. It's freaking tiring. ...at

01:59:50.960 --> 01:59:55.159
the HCC campus while also warning other cities

01:59:55.159 --> 01:59:58.010
are ready to compete if the deal collapses. But

01:59:58.010 --> 02:00:01.829
I do know that there's a debate about, okay,

02:00:01.869 --> 02:00:05.310
are they going to go to this Tampa site? Shut

02:00:05.310 --> 02:00:07.430
up, DeSantis. You don't know anything either.

02:00:07.569 --> 02:00:10.550
You're a moron. All right. If you've been listening

02:00:10.550 --> 02:00:13.729
in Fresno, I'll talk to you Monday. Don't worry,

02:00:13.890 --> 02:00:17.069
Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back. Speaking

02:00:17.069 --> 02:00:23.189
of Fresno, let's do Fresno News. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

02:00:23.869 --> 02:00:34.109
Yeah. 6ix9ine tower, Fresno's loud and sour Mike

02:00:34.109 --> 02:00:36.670
in his grip, got the world feelin' sour Poppy

02:00:36.670 --> 02:00:39.149
on the block, droppin' facts like boulders Words

02:00:39.149 --> 02:00:41.890
cut sharply, the city on his shoulders News so

02:00:41.890 --> 02:00:44.930
raw, unfiltered truth spray Fresno's postin'

02:00:44.930 --> 02:00:47.810
every word that he say No sugar coat, no bow,

02:00:47.970 --> 02:00:50.729
no disguise Poppy in the booth, Fresno, here's

02:00:50.729 --> 02:00:54.050
it live Fresno knows, he don't hold back Spin

02:00:54.050 --> 02:01:12.479
so bold, keep the city on track Man talk, he

02:01:12.479 --> 02:01:15.119
a walking headline Everywhere to spar, got the

02:01:15.119 --> 02:01:18.079
city in line Critics wanna squawk, but they can't

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outshine Happy hour forever, Fresno's on shrine

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Microphone king, yeah Tonight, a video on social

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media is gaining traction after it showed what

02:01:58.260 --> 02:02:01.539
appeared to be people living inside a Fresno

02:02:01.539 --> 02:02:05.199
freeway overpass. That is sad. That video posted

02:02:05.199 --> 02:02:08.680
three days before a deadly Bridge Vault fire

02:02:08.680 --> 02:02:11.539
in downtown Fresno. Well, I hope it all works

02:02:11.539 --> 02:02:14.079
out for them there. And then this is news that

02:02:14.079 --> 02:02:19.909
represents our economy. Burger Chain Five Guys

02:02:19.909 --> 02:02:22.149
is closing two locations in the Central Valley.

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That information comes from the state's worker

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adjustment and... Man, it is so sad. I mean,

02:02:26.909 --> 02:02:28.649
this is Fresno and I live in Florida, but it

02:02:28.649 --> 02:02:30.149
seems like the same thing's happening. It's so

02:02:30.149 --> 02:02:33.310
sad when you see closed down stars. Training

02:02:33.310 --> 02:02:35.949
notification. Now it shows the Five Guys over

02:02:35.949 --> 02:02:38.649
on G Street in Merced. That is scheduled to close

02:02:38.649 --> 02:02:41.310
on June 26th. All right, so there's that. And

02:02:41.310 --> 02:02:44.390
then there's this right here. Happy Hot Topic!

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Thank you, Kevin. In a breaking news update,

02:02:48.699 --> 02:02:51.000
the Fresno County Board of Supervisors has denied

02:02:51.000 --> 02:02:54.819
public libraries from recognizing and celebrating

02:02:54.819 --> 02:03:00.260
LGBTQ Pride Month. Oh, my God. I'm telling you,

02:03:00.260 --> 02:03:02.859
if there's anybody out there that is triggered

02:03:02.859 --> 02:03:06.239
by pride, you are in the closet. Who cares if

02:03:06.239 --> 02:03:08.880
somebody of the same sex wants to have sex with

02:03:08.880 --> 02:03:11.579
someone else? Life is so short. You need to get

02:03:11.579 --> 02:03:16.800
over yourself. Mm hmm. Is absolutely. positively

02:03:16.800 --> 02:03:21.479
ridiculous. It's out of control. Who cares? I'm

02:03:21.479 --> 02:03:25.619
so pro. I'm such an ally. I ain't trying to be

02:03:25.619 --> 02:03:27.659
an ass kisser or panderer, but I'm being serious.

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In a three to two vote, the supervisors also

02:03:32.020 --> 02:03:34.680
denied county libraries from participating in

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this year's Fresno Rainbow Pride Festival. I

02:03:37.760 --> 02:03:41.460
love being around pride. I don't like when people

02:03:41.460 --> 02:03:43.079
tell me that heteros are the problem because

02:03:43.079 --> 02:03:46.619
you should be heterophobic. But it is so ridiculous.

02:03:46.939 --> 02:03:50.869
They are so fun to be around gay people. Who

02:03:50.869 --> 02:03:53.789
cares if it's in a library? Love is love. Life

02:03:53.789 --> 02:03:57.090
is short. When you die, will it matter if somebody

02:03:57.090 --> 02:04:00.130
else had sex with the same gender? Action News

02:04:00.130 --> 02:04:02.069
reporter Tiffany Ullin joins us now live from

02:04:02.069 --> 02:04:04.449
downtown Fresno with comments from both sides

02:04:04.449 --> 02:04:09.569
of this issue. Tiffany. Warren and Grace, the

02:04:09.569 --> 02:04:11.350
room this morning was filled with people both

02:04:11.350 --> 02:04:14.069
in support and opposition. The ones that are

02:04:14.069 --> 02:04:17.970
in opposition are in the closet. Of the library's

02:04:17.970 --> 02:04:20.569
participation in Pride Month activities. Now,

02:04:20.569 --> 02:04:23.250
the supervisors did limit public comment to 15

02:04:23.250 --> 02:04:26.250
people on each side. That's fair enough. Every

02:04:26.250 --> 02:04:29.829
person just got one minute to speak. That must

02:04:29.829 --> 02:04:32.930
have been quite the spicy time. Before the supervisors

02:04:32.930 --> 02:04:38.840
discussed and voted. All those in favor, say

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aye. Aye. Those opposed, no. Are you in the closet?

02:04:45.460 --> 02:04:47.819
Yes. To vote among Fresno County supervisors,

02:04:48.340 --> 02:04:51.439
public libraries cannot recognize or celebrate

02:04:51.439 --> 02:04:55.239
LGBTQ Pride Month. Why? How does it affect you?

02:04:56.220 --> 02:04:58.819
and are denied from participating in this year's

02:04:58.819 --> 02:05:02.100
Fresno Rainbow Pride Festival. And this decision

02:05:02.100 --> 02:05:04.500
shows we're going back in time. We're going back.

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We are! June 2015 when Pride, or when, uh...

02:05:08.800 --> 02:05:11.000
Gay marriage got approved. I was so happy. And

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now we're walking backwards. In time to where

02:05:14.180 --> 02:05:16.319
stories don't matter, where people were invalidated.

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But many in a board meeting Tuesday were glad

02:05:18.720 --> 02:05:21.180
to see Supervisor Gary Bredefeld lead the motion

02:05:21.180 --> 02:05:26.079
to deny the library's participation in those

02:05:26.079 --> 02:05:28.960
Pride Month activities, which passed with support

02:05:28.960 --> 02:05:32.000
from Supervisors Nathan Magsig and Buddy Mendez.

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The library now. that rather than serve all members

02:05:35.500 --> 02:05:38.239
of the community in an unbiased fashion, has

02:05:38.239 --> 02:05:40.659
chosen to become advocates and promote a political

02:05:40.659 --> 02:05:43.079
agenda. It's not a political agenda. It's what

02:05:43.079 --> 02:05:45.239
they're attracted to. It's what they were born

02:05:45.239 --> 02:05:49.159
into. Who cares? Who cares what they're into?

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God, I don't understand it. I don't understand

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homophobia. that many people don't support okay

02:05:57.020 --> 02:06:02.039
we'll get over it learn about it risers luis

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chavez and brian pacheco opposed brettafeld's

02:06:04.720 --> 02:06:07.380
motion we're not just promoting one single group

02:06:07.380 --> 02:06:09.680
we're promoting christian literature we're promoting

02:06:09.680 --> 02:06:12.020
a number of other yeah so you can have religion

02:06:12.020 --> 02:06:15.060
fiction but that true love things that are not

02:06:15.060 --> 02:06:17.920
fake you can't have that man funk that objects

02:06:17.920 --> 02:06:20.159
and i think that's how it should be because the

02:06:20.159 --> 02:06:22.640
library should belong to everybody i agree but

02:06:23.069 --> 02:06:25.449
That is very weird for California. But that dude

02:06:25.449 --> 02:06:28.289
that was opposed to it, I would check his porn

02:06:28.289 --> 02:06:42.229
history. I have been doing long shows this week.

02:06:42.329 --> 02:06:53.210
You know what I mean, Jelly Bean? Six mad, but

02:06:53.210 --> 02:06:55.989
he been in these mics All in ten heights, now

02:06:55.989 --> 02:06:58.529
the cynic get tight From the berms to the block,

02:06:58.649 --> 02:07:01.050
that's a hell of a hike Turn the dial, see his

02:07:01.050 --> 02:07:04.210
name on the lights He got callers on the lines,

02:07:04.250 --> 02:07:06.909
tryna break they news From the side to the sticks,

02:07:07.090 --> 02:07:09.470
they relate to the views Every segment like a

02:07:09.470 --> 02:07:12.149
story from the avenue What is it? Slick, then

02:07:12.149 --> 02:07:15.470
he fat, shake that attitude This that Chicago

02:07:15.470 --> 02:07:20.029
news I'll be out, we'll let him choose From the

02:07:20.029 --> 02:07:41.270
heights to the loop, what it do? McDonald's and

02:07:41.270 --> 02:07:44.189
the Chicago Fire FC, they are teaming up in a

02:07:44.189 --> 02:07:46.390
big way. And they have announced a landmark deal

02:07:46.390 --> 02:07:50.279
to name the team's new stadium. Ready? McDonald's

02:07:50.279 --> 02:07:53.640
parked. Oh, God. Mm -hmm. That means tickets

02:07:53.640 --> 02:07:57.699
will be overpriced. You just saw it. The stadium

02:07:57.699 --> 02:08:00.159
is set to open in 2028. It's the company's first

02:08:00.159 --> 02:08:04.060
naming rights deal. What? I hate McDonald's.

02:08:04.060 --> 02:08:09.000
So overpriced. Bunch of morons. I mean, they're

02:08:09.000 --> 02:08:10.439
not morons because they're making money, but

02:08:10.439 --> 02:08:13.970
I hate them. Stockman accused of a sixth DUI

02:08:13.970 --> 02:08:16.649
had his nine -month -old daughter in the car.

02:08:16.869 --> 02:08:19.989
Yeah, this deadbeat loser should have his whole

02:08:19.989 --> 02:08:23.869
license taken away. And his kid as well. The

02:08:23.869 --> 02:08:26.529
McInroy County State's Attorney says Ramiro Sanchez

02:08:26.529 --> 02:08:28.909
was pulled over earlier this week for not wearing

02:08:28.909 --> 02:08:32.350
a seatbelt. But when officers asked him questions,

02:08:32.609 --> 02:08:38.630
he told them he was wasted. He looks like a loser.

02:08:39.210 --> 02:08:41.289
Officers say he failed the sobriety test and

02:08:41.289 --> 02:08:45.010
had an open tall boy right inside his car. Just

02:08:45.010 --> 02:08:47.630
trying to get caught. The 33 -year -old has been

02:08:47.630 --> 02:08:50.329
convicted of five other DUIs. Think about this.

02:08:50.630 --> 02:08:52.689
I know there's probably a listener out there

02:08:52.689 --> 02:08:55.310
that really wants to have a kid and a nap moron

02:08:55.310 --> 02:09:03.829
can reproduce. What do we have right here? Chicago

02:09:03.829 --> 02:09:06.130
police are looking for the thieves who smashed

02:09:06.130 --> 02:09:08.899
through the front of this sub shop. in stony

02:09:08.899 --> 02:09:12.520
island and then stole the atm literally every

02:09:12.520 --> 02:09:14.880
single business in chicago needs like an overnight

02:09:14.880 --> 02:09:17.340
security guard man they say the group used an

02:09:17.340 --> 02:09:20.300
suv to break the front window and here you see

02:09:20.300 --> 02:09:23.520
the damage left behind that is not good and chicago's

02:09:23.520 --> 02:09:28.039
going downhill since like 2010. i remember in

02:09:28.039 --> 02:09:30.439
2011 everybody would listen to the uh police

02:09:30.439 --> 02:09:34.609
um scanner online because it was bad You robbed

02:09:34.609 --> 02:09:36.489
the trip to Rome coming up during an interview

02:09:36.489 --> 02:09:38.310
with Mayor Brandon Johnson about the upcoming

02:09:38.310 --> 02:09:41.449
third anniversary of his taking office. Pictures

02:09:41.449 --> 02:09:43.329
with the Pope, certainly a good optic for the

02:09:43.329 --> 02:09:45.470
mayor, even if he is still playing coy about

02:09:45.470 --> 02:09:49.390
his reelection plan. He's a loser! I hate you.

02:09:50.229 --> 02:09:52.750
Mayor Brandon Johnson will officially mark three

02:09:52.750 --> 02:09:55.350
years in office on May 15th. What a horrible

02:09:55.350 --> 02:09:57.869
three years. He will kick off his fourth year

02:09:57.869 --> 02:10:00.229
later this month with a trip to the Vatican.

02:10:00.609 --> 02:10:03.789
Oh, God. Two creeps in a room. For a chance to

02:10:03.789 --> 02:10:06.329
meet with the Pope. So there's that. And then

02:10:06.329 --> 02:10:12.109
here's some more news about him. We learned today

02:10:12.109 --> 02:10:14.109
Mayor Brandon Johnson will visit with Chicago

02:10:14.109 --> 02:10:16.829
-born Pope Leo later this month at the Vatican.

02:10:16.970 --> 02:10:20.350
A trip paid for by World Business Chicago. That's

02:10:20.350 --> 02:10:23.449
good. What a waste of money. A group that promotes

02:10:23.449 --> 02:10:25.930
the city worldwide. I had the chance to sit down

02:10:25.930 --> 02:10:28.369
with the mayor today as he marks three years

02:10:28.369 --> 02:10:32.800
on the job talking wins. losses and what's next

02:10:32.800 --> 02:10:35.760
there's been way more losses it's been quite

02:10:35.760 --> 02:10:40.619
the ride three years three god i do not like

02:10:40.619 --> 02:10:43.439
him and i know if i say that out loud he would

02:10:43.439 --> 02:10:46.479
probably go it's because of race no i just think

02:10:46.479 --> 02:10:51.899
you're a moron ears yep it feels like Just getting

02:10:51.899 --> 02:10:55.079
started. Brandon Johnson has victories he wants

02:10:55.079 --> 02:10:57.579
to talk about. More visitors have visited the

02:10:57.579 --> 02:10:59.680
city of Chicago than any other time in the history

02:10:59.680 --> 02:11:02.640
of Chicago. That's good. You also have the worst

02:11:02.640 --> 02:11:05.020
crime ever. And you're a laughingstock of the

02:11:05.020 --> 02:11:08.239
country, dude. We have historic lows in violence.

02:11:08.699 --> 02:11:11.720
I don't believe that. We have more investments

02:11:11.720 --> 02:11:14.279
on the West and South sides than we've ever experienced.

02:11:14.460 --> 02:11:16.899
But there are other topics like polls showing

02:11:16.899 --> 02:11:19.539
only a third of Chicagoans view him favorably.

02:11:19.640 --> 02:11:23.859
Yeah, he sucks. He literally defended Lil Durk

02:11:23.859 --> 02:11:26.300
who put a hit on somebody and probably is a murderer.

02:11:26.720 --> 02:11:30.279
That's who he associates with. That he kept pivoting

02:11:30.279 --> 02:11:33.399
away from. Your poll numbers don't give you pause

02:11:33.399 --> 02:11:35.600
for concern. Why? He's going to change the subject

02:11:35.600 --> 02:11:38.939
because he's the man. He's such a dork. Are you

02:11:38.939 --> 02:11:41.220
worried about that? I'm just asking you. I've

02:11:41.220 --> 02:11:44.039
already expressed that, though. No, you haven't.

02:11:44.439 --> 02:11:46.159
When did you say it in the interview? You haven't

02:11:46.159 --> 02:11:49.020
talked about it. He's like every other dirtbag

02:11:49.020 --> 02:11:53.359
politician where he changes the subject. Shut

02:11:53.359 --> 02:11:56.539
your ass. You are both a government leader and

02:11:56.539 --> 02:11:58.319
you're a politician, and we're talking about

02:11:58.319 --> 02:12:00.760
the vocabulary of politics. Man, the interview

02:12:00.760 --> 02:12:06.100
must be the worst. I'm talking about the people

02:12:06.100 --> 02:12:09.520
of the city. of chicago who hates you you have

02:12:09.520 --> 02:12:15.359
a 30 approval rating and their ability to feel

02:12:15.359 --> 02:12:18.500
safe and affordable we don't feel safe and we

02:12:18.500 --> 02:12:20.979
don't feel affordable you're changing the subjects

02:12:20.979 --> 02:12:24.659
like a con man in their communities residents

02:12:24.659 --> 02:12:27.619
who today learned of a 732 million dollar budget

02:12:27.619 --> 02:12:30.859
shortfall for chicago public schools oops but

02:12:30.859 --> 02:12:34.899
hey at least he's the man Shut up. Which means

02:12:34.899 --> 02:12:37.239
layoffs and bigger class sizes. Oh, but he's

02:12:37.239 --> 02:12:39.579
so good. The state of Illinois has to do a better

02:12:39.579 --> 02:12:42.220
job coming together. Illinois is so corrupt.

02:12:42.279 --> 02:12:44.699
Everyone's leaving. To fund our public schools.

02:12:44.859 --> 02:12:47.640
This is a time for Democrats to lead in Springfield

02:12:47.640 --> 02:12:49.859
to fully fund our schools. Your relationship

02:12:49.859 --> 02:12:52.720
with the governor and... Another prick. The General

02:12:52.720 --> 02:12:54.699
Assembly. How would you frame that right now?

02:12:54.880 --> 02:12:57.260
Yeah, I mean, it's a working relationship, right?

02:12:57.399 --> 02:13:01.729
Friendly? I mean, at times. It's not. No one's

02:13:01.729 --> 02:13:09.750
friendly with you. You're a loser! And today,

02:13:09.829 --> 02:13:11.850
Illinois Senate Democrats are set to unveil a

02:13:11.850 --> 02:13:13.409
new plan that's aimed at protecting residents

02:13:13.409 --> 02:13:15.510
from the risk of artificial intelligence. So

02:13:15.510 --> 02:13:17.689
lawmakers say that this proposal would create

02:13:17.689 --> 02:13:19.909
some safeguards against AI -related threats.

02:13:20.130 --> 02:13:24.750
Yeah, AI, I like it. I use it every day. But

02:13:24.750 --> 02:13:28.060
it seems like the losers out there... Or using

02:13:28.060 --> 02:13:29.560
it for the wrong reasons. Including identity,

02:13:29.880 --> 02:13:33.380
security, and price gouging. All right, so there's

02:13:33.380 --> 02:13:35.180
that. All right, let's do Cleveland News because

02:13:35.180 --> 02:13:48.310
it's the last place. Static crackle, mic pops,

02:13:48.409 --> 02:13:51.430
the hour is hoppy Cleveland skyline foggy, steel

02:13:51.430 --> 02:13:53.989
mills choppy City on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy,

02:13:54.090 --> 02:13:56.810
never sloppy Radio waves, carry tales, but they

02:13:56.810 --> 02:13:59.489
ain't gloves The concrete jungle, potholes where

02:13:59.489 --> 02:14:02.149
dreams collapse Downtown echoes, the cabs and

02:14:02.149 --> 02:14:04.449
faded cabs Past the preachin' hustle, corner

02:14:04.449 --> 02:14:07.069
kids tradin' maps Where the vibe's Midwest, but

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the struggle overlaps Cleveland news, where the

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truth gets raw Rust belt blues, every crack,

02:14:13.310 --> 02:14:16.619
every flaw Until it takes no sugar, no drop.

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Hoppy on the mic spittin' facts, no law. Back

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alleys whisper, still grit in the air. Hoppy

02:14:22.760 --> 02:14:25.420
pullin' cards, city troops laid bare. Bar sharper

02:14:25.420 --> 02:14:27.859
than the skyline, no time to spare. Opinions

02:14:27.859 --> 02:14:31.399
heavy as the lake, but he don't care. Radio days,

02:14:31.500 --> 02:14:33.640
static hum in the booth. Voice boomin' through

02:14:33.640 --> 02:14:36.420
the speakers, hittin' with the truth. Tower city

02:14:36.420 --> 02:14:39.699
shadows, echoin' the youth. Uncut, unpolished,

02:14:39.800 --> 02:14:42.199
Cleveland's the proof. Hoppy's lens, no rose

02:14:42.199 --> 02:14:46.640
tint. In a slice of Cleveland's mind From the

02:14:46.640 --> 02:14:49.720
flats to the heights So we'll recombine Unfiltered,

02:14:49.720 --> 02:15:13.800
unbothered, done, refined 8 -5 -6 49 Abbey 8

02:15:13.800 --> 02:15:18.239
-5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at

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me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email me,

02:15:21.420 --> 02:15:32.920
RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. If you were a nepo

02:15:32.920 --> 02:15:35.340
baby, you will probably hate it, but still listen

02:15:35.340 --> 02:15:40.659
to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. If the movie Project

02:15:40.659 --> 02:15:43.800
X was a radio show, It would be Hoppy Hour with

02:15:43.800 --> 02:15:50.460
Ryan Hoppy. Lorain County workers are now three

02:15:50.460 --> 02:15:52.739
months into a strike, and they say they are not

02:15:52.739 --> 02:15:55.939
backing down. Oh, no, no, no. Everywhere at 5,

02:15:56.060 --> 02:15:58.300
our Brittany Weir talked to a handful of picketers

02:15:58.300 --> 02:16:01.140
standing strong, waiting for the county to meet

02:16:01.140 --> 02:16:04.020
their demands. They're not going to. 3 News has

02:16:04.020 --> 02:16:05.859
discovered that one of the eight current and

02:16:05.859 --> 02:16:08.119
former Cleveland police officers indicted in

02:16:08.119 --> 02:16:11.380
a fraud scheme has previous convictions. Yeah.

02:16:11.930 --> 02:16:16.409
Cops being corrupt? No way! Terrence Rouse pleaded

02:16:16.409 --> 02:16:18.949
guilty to two attempts of falsification back

02:16:18.949 --> 02:16:22.149
in 2022. However, was hired less than a year

02:16:22.149 --> 02:16:24.189
after that by the... This is why it's hard to

02:16:24.189 --> 02:16:26.329
like cops. It's because then they protect their

02:16:26.329 --> 02:16:28.850
own. I've often said there are a ton of good

02:16:28.850 --> 02:16:31.689
cops out there, but the problem is the bad cops

02:16:31.689 --> 02:16:34.569
are the ones that lead the department. Highland

02:16:34.569 --> 02:16:37.329
Hills Police Department. Investigator Peter Fleischer

02:16:37.329 --> 02:16:39.670
has been digging into records with several departments

02:16:39.670 --> 02:16:43.010
and tells us what he found. Rouse left the Cleveland

02:16:43.010 --> 02:16:45.670
Division of Police when he was being investigated

02:16:45.670 --> 02:16:48.870
for misconduct and then was fired from a job

02:16:48.870 --> 02:16:51.010
with the Cleveland Clinic because he pleaded

02:16:51.010 --> 02:16:53.870
guilty to wrongdoing in the original investigation.

02:16:54.469 --> 02:16:56.629
Ah, that is the most Cleveland headline ever.

02:17:35.780 --> 02:17:38.959
We think this is hard. It could be worse though.

02:17:38.979 --> 02:17:43.379
At least we're not Detroit. We're not Detroit.

02:17:44.280 --> 02:17:47.219
Keep people from looking at their own lives and

02:17:47.219 --> 02:17:48.899
realizing how bad they've actually gotten, you

02:17:48.899 --> 02:17:54.760
know? I mean, if you can get drunk and paint

02:17:54.760 --> 02:17:57.819
yourself orange and brown every Sunday, you might

02:17:57.819 --> 02:18:10.680
realize, I live in Cleveland. You're looking

02:18:10.680 --> 02:18:12.479
at your tiny little house that you can't afford

02:18:12.479 --> 02:18:14.280
because of the mortgage crisis and your horrible

02:18:14.280 --> 02:18:16.700
little floppy kids who all have diabetes by the

02:18:16.700 --> 02:18:18.420
time they're eight and they live on corn syrup

02:18:18.420 --> 02:18:22.520
and lye. And then you look at your big bloated

02:18:22.520 --> 02:18:24.399
mess of a wife and she waddles over to you with

02:18:24.399 --> 02:18:26.540
her front butt spilling out over the top of her

02:18:26.540 --> 02:18:29.620
ass and you're like, I'm going to go shoot myself

02:18:29.620 --> 02:18:31.379
and my pregnant small girl daughter right now.

02:18:35.159 --> 02:18:38.920
Do you regret anything that you said about Cleveland?

02:18:39.139 --> 02:18:45.219
I don't regret it at all. Cleveland's cool. I

02:18:45.219 --> 02:18:47.000
mean, I've never heard anybody say, I'm going

02:18:47.000 --> 02:18:51.360
to Cleveland on vacation. What's so great about

02:18:51.360 --> 02:19:21.139
Cleveland? what you look like on the outside,

02:19:21.459 --> 02:19:25.239
whether you're white, or black, or a Sasquatch,

02:19:25.260 --> 02:19:28.879
even. As long as you follow your dreams, no matter

02:19:28.879 --> 02:19:32.379
how crazy or against the law it is. Except for

02:19:32.379 --> 02:19:35.379
Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch, the rules are

02:19:35.379 --> 02:19:38.719
different. Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak.

02:19:39.219 --> 02:19:43.299
That's all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm

02:19:43.299 --> 02:19:45.020
one of those guys who can't wait to get to work

02:19:45.020 --> 02:20:56.890
in the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh! Huh? I

02:20:56.890 --> 02:21:05.129
got PhDs in four scientific disciplines. Really?

02:21:05.690 --> 02:21:09.170
Why do you think they call me Dr. Quinn? Oh,

02:21:09.309 --> 02:21:11.610
I just thought that was a nickname. You know,

02:21:11.610 --> 02:21:20.909
like Dr. Grace. Yeah. God, you're stupid. God,

02:21:21.010 --> 02:21:25.649
you're stupid. Hey, shut up. What is it now,

02:21:25.709 --> 02:21:27.870
Hooper? Have you turned on the TV lately? No,

02:21:27.870 --> 02:22:05.319
why? Mm -hmm. I mean, someone at church or internet

02:22:05.319 --> 02:22:07.639
night or something. Ooh, wouldn't that be nice?

02:22:07.719 --> 02:22:10.260
Wouldn't they put them firecrackers up your butthole?

02:22:10.639 --> 02:22:13.399
Now, that's a good... No, not that specific thing.

02:22:13.420 --> 02:22:16.260
But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.

02:22:16.420 --> 02:22:19.500
Oh, he loved him, the butthole. I told you not,

02:22:19.520 --> 02:22:21.819
never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never, ever,

02:22:21.819 --> 02:22:23.260
ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,

02:22:23.260 --> 02:22:26.159
ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,

02:22:26.159 --> 02:22:33.920
ever, ever, ever, Uh, neither. Sheriff says you

02:22:33.920 --> 02:22:35.760
race from now on hell down to the library. Yeah,

02:22:35.760 --> 02:22:39.200
you know I do. You go strong, you don't go at

02:22:39.200 --> 02:22:47.459
all. Whoa, a real live robot. Or is that some

02:22:47.459 --> 02:22:50.379
kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Where's my

02:22:50.379 --> 02:22:53.739
shiny metal egg? It doesn't look so shiny to

02:22:53.739 --> 02:23:29.680
me. Shiner than yours, meatbag. And that is that.

02:23:31.899 --> 02:23:41.200
Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. It's time for Poppy in

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radio. Or it's in my podcast section. So whenever

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H -A -M -M -E -R -I -N, Hank Show. And check

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are often treated like they are different. Believe

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me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but my buddies

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may have known me as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled

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as slow when I started school. Come to find out

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at age 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.

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Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's

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degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the

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San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.

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So yes, I am different. People of autism have

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no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,

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love, and learn to gain education and join the

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workforce. I did it, and so can anyone else of

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autism. So when you meet someone of autism, don't

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feel sorry for them. Work with them. for yourself

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that autism isn't a disease, it's a condition.

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To find out more about autism, please visit autismspeaks

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.org. Autism Speaks. It's time to listen. The

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lights are on, so let's get it started It's all,

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it's all out here You say you feel how my foot

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is dancing But I cannot make you through this

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without you Together we keep breaking the ground

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I'm gonna do it because I can Women's self -defense

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classes. I'll see you next time. We're going

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to come back and I'll be out and keep this party

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going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco

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DJ, Hammer and Ink. I may look normal, but the

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truth is I have a condition called autism. That's

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right. It's a condition, not a disease. That

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is, autism can strike anyone, regardless of who

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they are. People with autism normally have difficulties

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in verbal and nonverbal communication skills,

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social interactions, and leisure activities.

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I have even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area

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as an honor person. We'll see you next time.

02:39:16.840 --> 02:39:19.020
But the laughter's growing dim Eardrums mix and

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hoppy like fingers without rings VHX to FM, shoutouts

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hit the street But soon the sound will vanish

02:39:24.559 --> 02:39:28.020
like shadows in the heat The happy hour is coming

02:39:28.020 --> 02:39:31.139
to a close Radio waves fading like a wilting

02:39:31.139 --> 02:39:34.559
rose Labyrinthal rain dissolving in the air But

02:39:34.559 --> 02:39:37.479
we'll keep the rhythm, oh life's just so unfair

02:39:37.479 --> 02:39:45.079
Phone lines buzzing but the laughter's growing

02:39:45.079 --> 02:39:48.100
dim Drums mix and hoppy like figures without

02:39:48.100 --> 02:39:51.020
rings. G -H -X to F -M, shadows hit the street.

02:39:51.139 --> 02:39:53.399
As soon as sound will vanish like shadows in

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the heat. Oh, the hoppy hour is coming to a close.

02:40:17.479 --> 02:40:19.920
Like clockwork to a show Now it's time to face

02:40:19.920 --> 02:40:22.700
the silence Like the TV on Snow Riot Hoppy held

02:40:22.700 --> 02:40:25.520
the mic With humor so divine The void left in

02:40:25.520 --> 02:40:34.340
our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty

02:40:34.340 --> 02:40:36.680
speakers silent I'm a -comin' to an end Like

02:40:36.680 --> 02:40:38.780
a rollercoaster stoppin' Round the river's bend

02:40:38.780 --> 02:40:42.239
Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's our daily grind Now

02:40:42.239 --> 02:40:44.319
silence flowers And the thoughts we can't rewind

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Oh, the Hoppy Allergy RyanHockeyRadio .com I

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like that. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour

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is now over. Poppy Hour is now over. This concludes

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our broadcast day. God bless America.