July 1, 2026
The Hammerin Hank Show With Henry Ochs & Ryan Hoppe: Episode 58
The Hammerin Hank Show With Henry Ochs & Ryan Hoppe: Episode 58
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All right, Hammer and Hank, if I hit the button
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right here, would you be ready to begin episode
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58 or 59? Whichever one. Yes, buddy. Let me hit
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the button. You're listening to The Hammer and
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Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppy. Yeah.
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How are you? You're good? How you been? What
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you been up to? What's been going on in the world
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of Hammer and Hank? A lot of my regular radio
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buddies just got laid off. Yeah, let's start
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with the elf in the room. Hammer and Hank, you've
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been in radio about 40 years. You've been around
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the block. What is your take on what iHeart did
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by laying people off? Really, really, really
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suck. What sucks about it, Sarge? My buddy Sam
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Diggity and Showbiz, they just got laid off from
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K -D -O -N Salinas. Ah, was that the morning
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madhouse? Yes. Oh, my God. I mean, they could
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have had a better name because Mancow had a first
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name. They were doing the morning manhouse for
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over 20 years. Yeah, and I heart's always wondering
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why they are just so irrelevant. And then they
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lay people off. Oh, and I'm sure they're going
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to put the breakfast club in the morning. Woo!
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Jesus Christ, Hank. I never... Live and local.
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Are any of the shows live and local on that market
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anymore? Nope. Ah, goody, goody gumdrops. Hey,
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but at least Bobby Mint gets his money. Douche.
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Ah, Hammer and Hank, I never want to hear anybody
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ever go, oh, he created MTV. It wasn't just him.
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It was other people. But they always go, oh,
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he created MTV. And look what MTV is now. It
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sucks. This is fucking garbage. Hammer and Hank.
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I used to be a defender of radio. I still work
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in radio. You work in radio. We love radio. We
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grew up as radio nerds. But I'm starting to,
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it's like I'm in a business relationship with
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radio. Beforehand, I loved it. It was like having
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that hot ass girlfriend. But now I'm like, you
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know what? It's all good. It's not really all
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good. Hammer and Hank, they let go of Kid Chris,
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who is a shock jock out of Cincinnati on WEBN,
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one of my friends. And that broke my heart. It
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did too. I mean, you look at... Yeah, thank God.
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Grams implied. I know, but the thing is, people
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wonder, why don't people listen to radio? Because
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you get a... The term is parasocial. You get
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a parasocial relationship with the radio host.
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You think they're your friend. And all of a sudden,
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you let go of them without any goodbye shows.
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They got rid of Flying Brian over in Four Myers.
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He's been there since 01. And then iHeart's like,
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dude, you know what's the funniest thing they're
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doing, Hank? What is it? They're having executives,
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like some of the head of social media, do on
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-air breaks. So in Tampa, on the throwback hip
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-hop station, which is like the same four songs.
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It's Always on Time by Ja Rule. It's Lose Yourself
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by Eminem. It's very predictable. What's Your
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Fantasy by Ludacris is the same four throwbacks.
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But Hank, beforehand, you would have a DJ be
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like, yo, what's up? This is DJ Twisted or whatever.
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And check out the iHeartRadio app. It's really
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cool, blah, blah, blah. Because every talk break
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is about the iHeart app. And now you have these
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corporate nerds going, well, if you check out
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the iHeartRadio app, there. It sucks. My iHeartRadio
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app. Because I listen to my Hanky's favorite
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songs on there. What is your music on iHeart?
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What is the music with iHeart? What do you listen
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to on there? Do you like Covino and Rich? Those
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are my homies. Yep. They're funny, dude. They're
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good guys. Hammer and Hank. Let's talk positively
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about radio. Do me a favor. What is your radio
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memory of the week? My radio memory of the week?
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When the first time I walked into the sound factory
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on my birthday back in 1996. Was that when you
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got a blood job? Nope. Was that the second time
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you came? Oh, yeah. Hammer and Hank, what was
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it like on your birthday at the Sound Factory?
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It was very, very, very good. And I predicted
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that 1997 would be a good year. As it turned
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out, 1997 was a great year. What was so good
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about it? I was in preschool. I met my buddies
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Veronica and Julie. Jose from Oakland. Monica
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from Union City. That's good. Those are good
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memories that you will cherish forever. Good
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for you, Hank. Breaking news. What's breaking
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news? LeBron James could be head to the Warriors.
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Wait, wait, wait. Is this like breaking news
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like right now or is this speculation? We need
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speculation. You got me nervous. I don't want
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him to do it. I don't want him on the Warriors.
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I watch the Warriors. I don't want him on the
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Warriors because they'll fucking jack up ticket
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prices. And also, he's a douchebag. And he's
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a crybaby. I like my team with Kerry Bono. I
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don't need him there. No, it does. But of course,
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he's a bandwagon jumper, like a woman. And all
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he does is he goes from team to team. He's a
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douche. And you know what's... Ron James is a
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crybaby. You know what was genius that he did?
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Was he waited until his son got a guaranteed
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contract and then left the Lakers. So he stuck
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them with that nepo baby douche. That was very
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smart. He made sure his son got paid. Oh, yeah.
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Hammer and egg. Yes. Any other radio memories?
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Yes. What? Doghouse, what? First time I walked
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into old school 1079 when my dad and my sisters
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were fat. We did an autism PSA. Yeah. We loved
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it. It was nominated for Best PSA by the Kansas
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Association of Broadcasters. Hammer and Hank.
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Although it didn't win, but I'm still happy with
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the nomination. You're a bridesmaid, which are
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usually hotter than the life. Hammer and Hank,
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I'm going to play your PSA. Is it the one from
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2016 or 2019? It's the one from 2019. I'll play
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it right now. Hello again, it's your favorite
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San Francisco DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look
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normal, but the truth is, I have a condition
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known as autism. That's right, it's a condition,
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not a disease. That is, autism can strike anyone,
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regardless of who they are. People with autism
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normally have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal
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communication skills, social interactions, and
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leisure activities. In a recent study, people
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with autism are less likely to have a job and
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more likely to become homeless. I beat the odds
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by having loving friends and family, having a
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college education. I have even worked in the
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San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary personality
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for many years. Always remember that people with
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autism want the same things as you to be happy
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and successful. To find out more about autism,
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please contact your local mental health center
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or visit autismspeech .org. This is Cameron Hink
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and I appreciate you coming. Welcome back to
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the show. We're all hanging out. How are you?
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Pretty good. You make very good PSAs, by the
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way. How was your recent visit to the San Francisco
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Giants game? Pretty good. What'd you do? I saw
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a baseball game. I know that. Interactive some
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people. Did you hear it? The Giants lost to the
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homeless A's 9 -6. I love when you say homelessness.
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Hammer and Hank, did you get recognized? Not
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really. Oh, man. You got to go out there wearing
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a shirt that says, like, Hammer and Hank's the
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man. Suck my neck, you know. That would definitely
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help your cause. Who did you go to the game with?
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Myself. By yourself? Yes. Wow, that's awesome.
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See, you are an example of someone with autism
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who is still able to go out and about. You took
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the bus, right? Yes, I take Bart and the Muni.
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I love taking the Bart, especially when it goes
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by the, what is it, Ghirardelli chocolate or
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whatever. I love that place. Anywho, Hammer and
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Egg. Yes. Who are some old school artists you'd
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love to meet? I got knocked off. No, you're here.
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I can hear you. Can you hear me? I can hear you.
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You can hear me? Yes. You didn't get knocked
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off. You're just tripping balls on weed or whatever.
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I'm just kidding. I'll have her at Hank. Let's
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keep moving on and do this. Uh, what are some
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old school artists you'd love to meet? Also,
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uh, Madonna. That's awesome. We got some comments
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here. Hammer and Hank, I have been a fan of you
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since when you sang the national anthem last
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year. I had not heard of you prior, but now I
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love the show. Keep up the good work. So we got
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a listener message there. Hammer and Hank, if
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I hit the music, because I need to laugh right
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now, laugh and remain and do whatever. If I hit
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the music right now, would you be ready for jokes?
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Yes. Let me hit the music. All right. I know.
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Why do I always wait until my phone is at 1 %
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to charge it? Why? Because I like living on the
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edge. Why do I keep saying, I'll be there in
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five minutes? Why? Because I'm still in the shower.
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Sounds less professional. Why do I love self
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-checkout? Why? Because it's the only job where
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nobody complains about my work. Why do I always
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hit remind me tomorrow? Why? Because tomorrow
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has a much better attitude than today. Ah, geez.
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Why do I always check the weather five times
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a day? Why? Because maybe this time it'll say
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72 and 70. It's that in Florida, but plus 18.
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Why do I always lose the TV remote? Why? Because
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apparently it enjoys taking little vacations.
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Why do I always wave at people even when I'm
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not sure it's them? Why? Because embarrassment
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only lasts a few seconds. Why do I keep opening
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the same app over and over? Why? Because maybe
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this time something interesting happened. Why
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do I always save leftovers? Why? Because future
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me deserves a little surprise. And finally, why
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do I tell myself one more snack? Why? Because
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the first four didn't seem convincing enough.
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Ha ha ha! And that's it for the jokes. Good job,
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Hank. Hammer and Hank. If I hit the music, would
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you be ready for music trivia? Yes. One second.
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Right here. The top ten country crossover hit,
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Behold the Closed Doors, way back in 1974. Oh,
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Jesus Christ. I was like, not even my parents
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had any of that. I don't know. Dolly Parton.
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Lady Witch. Oh, there you go. Who has the top
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ten R &B hit record, nobody knows, way back in
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the late 90s? Give me a second. I think. Genuine?
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You're close. The Tony Rich Project. Oh, and
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I never got that, but I appreciate you saying
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I'm close. Any other ones? That's it for this
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week. Hank, do you know what I'm playing right
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now? Yes. What am I playing? Church music. Hell
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yeah! Can you hear it on your end? Nope. You
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just have that chemistry with me. You know what
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I'm doing. What's going on in church? After John's
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returning for a brief time this Sunday, I will
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continue the book of 1 Peter. How's that going?
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Pretty good. What are you learning about with
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Jesus? To become a better person. I think you're
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getting up to it already. And also, Pastor John
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is leaving at the end of this month for surgery.
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I hope he feels better. Anything else going on
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in church? That's it. Hank, if I hit the music,
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are you ready for Buddy of the Week? Yes. Let's
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go. Buddy of the Week. We're going to get the
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crown. Hank bringing smiles. All right, Hank,
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who's your body addict? Definitely Miguel and
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also everyone in the San Jose Giants organization
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for inviting me to sing the National Anthem on
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the 21st of this month at the Excite Ballpark
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in San Jose. When did you get invited? How many
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days ago? About... A month ago. Good. You got
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so much happening. It's hard to keep track. But
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good job, Hank. Thank you, buddy. Any other buddies?
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That's it. Are you ready for pricking the news?
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Yes. Let's go. Right now. As I turn up the music.
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Mm -hmm. Streetwise vibes on this radio road.
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Straight out the dim lit. Outro Music All right,
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Hank, who's your prick of the week? It's me.
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All the masterminds at iHeartMedia for laying
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off a lot of my buddies after years and years
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of experience. That would be Bob Eman, the douchebag.
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He's my prick of the week. There you go. Anything
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else on your mind, Hank? Well, I got to say what's
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up to all my buddies at 1 -8 -4 -9 for still
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having the job. Yeah, shout out. As much crap
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talking as I do about that douche crap, I'm telling
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you, I don't want anybody to be unemployed. You
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can be the biggest douche ever, and I'm rooting
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for you. So if you're still employed, you got
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to be freaking out a little bit. Hank, is there
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anything else? I wanted to talk about the 60s
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TV shows. I forgot about that. What's happening
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with shows from almost 70 years ago? I used to
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watch the Flintstones, the Jetsons. I love the
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Jetsons. It's better. And also the TV show Combat,
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which is a wartime drama. Hey, guy, what's better,
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Flintstones or Jetsons? I like the Flintstones.
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We have a disagreement, and that's because we
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are friends. I prefer the Jetsons. My favorite
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justice catcher is Mr. Spacely. I think his wife's
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a hot ass mouth. Okay. Yeah. Anyway. Anything
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else, Hank? That should do it. All right. Let
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me hit the music. All right. Here. One second.
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One second. Let me do this right here. Before
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we sign off, Hank, because we always sign off
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so fast. Can you believe we've done 68 shows?
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I mean, 58. Yes. It's crazy. It's flying by.
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That's what it comes. Oh, yeah. A thousand? Hell,
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yeah. Something like that. If we live that long,
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we do it once a week. Hammer and Hank, any final
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thoughts? Never give up. Always stay focused
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on your goals. And maybe Sunday, your dreams
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will come true. And I'll talk to you next week.
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Peace in your hood. Bye, Hank! Peace you get,
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buddy. Bye, buddy. I love you. I love you too.
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Oh, that's cute. He finally said he loved me.
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He always dances around it, but he said it. I
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don't need the approval of women. I got it from
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Hank. That made my day. Bye. Yo. Yo. Yo. Mike
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Cracker. Hammerin' Hank on the tackle Autistic
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mind sharper than a bone -chilling shackle Henry
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Oates with the hops, Ryan hopped in the spot
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Radio waves hittin' hard like a shepherd's box
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Farewell, Hammerin' Hank gotta close up the show
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Legend in the booth where the vibes used to flow
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Autism warrior always runnin' the glow But all
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good things gotta let the curtain go slow On
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the dial, spittin' truth with his unique grind
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Thoughts intertwined like graffiti on the line
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Ryan on the mic, Henry's rhythm divine Play the
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blueprint Every beat they design. Static in the
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speakers where the laughter used to ride. Hank
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led the show with that beautiful pride. Autism
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didn't stop him. Nods amplified. Hammer and Hank
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forever immortalized. Farewell, Hammer and Hank.
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Gotta close up the show. Legend in the booth
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where the vibes used to flow. Autism warrior
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always running the glow. But all good things
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gotta let the curtain go slow. Radio go, never
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go. See a host with the sauce. Henry Oaks and
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Ryan Hart. Lightning never lost. Puzzle piece
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crown. Man, this dude was the boss. City missed
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the voice. That's the ultimate coast. slow. Radio
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J never goes. He a host with the sauce. Harry
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Oaks and Award -winning and nationally syndicated
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All right, Hammer and Hank, if I hit the button
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right here, would you be ready to begin episode
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58 or 59? Whichever one. Yes, buddy. Let me hit
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the button. You're listening to The Hammer and
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Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppy. Yeah.
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How are you? You're good? How you been? What
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you been up to? What's been going on in the world
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of Hammer and Hank? A lot of my regular radio
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buddies just got laid off. Yeah, let's start
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with the elf in the room. Hammer and Hank, you've
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been in radio about 40 years. You've been around
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the block. What is your take on what iHeart did
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by laying people off? Really, really, really
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suck. What sucks about it, Sarge? My buddy Sam
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Diggity and Showbiz, they just got laid off from
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K -D -O -N Salinas. Ah, was that the morning
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madhouse? Yes. Oh, my God. I mean, they could
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have had a better name because Mancow had a first
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name. They were doing the morning manhouse for
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over 20 years. Yeah, and I heart's always wondering
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why they are just so irrelevant. And then they
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lay people off. Oh, and I'm sure they're going
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to put the breakfast club in the morning. Woo!
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Jesus Christ, Hank. I never... Live and local.
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Are any of the shows live and local on that market
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anymore? Nope. Ah, goody, goody gumdrops. Hey,
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but at least Bobby Mint gets his money. Douche.
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Ah, Hammer and Hank, I never want to hear anybody
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ever go, oh, he created MTV. It wasn't just him.
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It was other people. But they always go, oh,
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he created MTV. And look what MTV is now. It
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sucks. This is fucking garbage. Hammer and Hank.
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I used to be a defender of radio. I still work
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in radio. You work in radio. We love radio. We
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grew up as radio nerds. But I'm starting to,
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it's like I'm in a business relationship with
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radio. Beforehand, I loved it. It was like having
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that hot ass girlfriend. But now I'm like, you
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know what? It's all good. It's not really all
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good. Hammer and Hank, they let go of Kid Chris,
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who is a shock jock out of Cincinnati on WEBN,
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one of my friends. And that broke my heart. It
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did too. I mean, you look at... Yeah, thank God.
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Grams implied. I know, but the thing is, people
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wonder, why don't people listen to radio? Because
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you get a... The term is parasocial. You get
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a parasocial relationship with the radio host.
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You think they're your friend. And all of a sudden,
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you let go of them without any goodbye shows.
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They got rid of Flying Brian over in Four Myers.
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He's been there since 01. And then iHeart's like,
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dude, you know what's the funniest thing they're
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doing, Hank? What is it? They're having executives,
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like some of the head of social media, do on
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-air breaks. So in Tampa, on the throwback hip
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-hop station, which is like the same four songs.
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It's Always on Time by Ja Rule. It's Lose Yourself
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by Eminem. It's very predictable. What's Your
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Fantasy by Ludacris is the same four throwbacks.
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But Hank, beforehand, you would have a DJ be
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like, yo, what's up? This is DJ Twisted or whatever.
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And check out the iHeartRadio app. It's really
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cool, blah, blah, blah. Because every talk break
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is about the iHeart app. And now you have these
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corporate nerds going, well, if you check out
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the iHeartRadio app, there. It sucks. My iHeartRadio
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app. Because I listen to my Hanky's favorite
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songs on there. What is your music on iHeart?
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What is the music with iHeart? What do you listen
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to on there? Do you like Covino and Rich? Those
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are my homies. Yep. They're funny, dude. They're
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good guys. Hammer and Hank. Let's talk positively
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about radio. Do me a favor. What is your radio
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memory of the week? My radio memory of the week?
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When the first time I walked into the sound factory
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on my birthday back in 1996. Was that when you
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got a blood job? Nope. Was that the second time
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you came? Oh, yeah. Hammer and Hank, what was
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it like on your birthday at the Sound Factory?
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It was very, very, very good. And I predicted
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that 1997 would be a good year. As it turned
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out, 1997 was a great year. What was so good
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about it? I was in preschool. I met my buddies
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Veronica and Julie. Jose from Oakland. Monica
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from Union City. That's good. Those are good
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memories that you will cherish forever. Good
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for you, Hank. Breaking news. What's breaking
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news? LeBron James could be head to the Warriors.
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Wait, wait, wait. Is this like breaking news
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like right now or is this speculation? We need
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speculation. You got me nervous. I don't want
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him to do it. I don't want him on the Warriors.
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I watch the Warriors. I don't want him on the
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Warriors because they'll fucking jack up ticket
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prices. And also, he's a douchebag. And he's
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a crybaby. I like my team with Kerry Bono. I
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don't need him there. No, it does. But of course,
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he's a bandwagon jumper, like a woman. And all
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he does is he goes from team to team. He's a
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douche. And you know what's... Ron James is a
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crybaby. You know what was genius that he did?
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Was he waited until his son got a guaranteed
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contract and then left the Lakers. So he stuck
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them with that nepo baby douche. That was very
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smart. He made sure his son got paid. Oh, yeah.
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Hammer and egg. Yes. Any other radio memories?
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Yes. What? Doghouse, what? First time I walked
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into old school 1079 when my dad and my sisters
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were fat. We did an autism PSA. Yeah. We loved
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it. It was nominated for Best PSA by the Kansas
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Association of Broadcasters. Hammer and Hank.
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Although it didn't win, but I'm still happy with
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the nomination. You're a bridesmaid, which are
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usually hotter than the life. Hammer and Hank,
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I'm going to play your PSA. Is it the one from
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2016 or 2019? It's the one from 2019. I'll play
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it right now. Hello again, it's your favorite
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San Francisco DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look
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normal, but the truth is, I have a condition
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known as autism. That's right, it's a condition,
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not a disease. That is, autism can strike anyone,
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regardless of who they are. People with autism
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normally have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal
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communication skills, social interactions, and
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leisure activities. In a recent study, people
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with autism are less likely to have a job and
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more likely to become homeless. I beat the odds
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by having loving friends and family, having a
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college education. I have even worked in the
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San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary personality
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for many years. Always remember that people with
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autism want the same things as you to be happy
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and successful. To find out more about autism,
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please contact your local mental health center
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or visit autismspeech .org. This is Cameron Hink
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and I appreciate you coming. Welcome back to
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the show. We're all hanging out. How are you?
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Pretty good. You make very good PSAs, by the
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way. How was your recent visit to the San Francisco
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Giants game? Pretty good. What'd you do? I saw
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a baseball game. I know that. Interactive some
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people. Did you hear it? The Giants lost to the
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homeless A's 9 -6. I love when you say homelessness.
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Hammer and Hank, did you get recognized? Not
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really. Oh, man. You got to go out there wearing
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a shirt that says, like, Hammer and Hank's the
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man. Suck my neck, you know. That would definitely
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help your cause. Who did you go to the game with?
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Myself. By yourself? Yes. Wow, that's awesome.
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See, you are an example of someone with autism
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who is still able to go out and about. You took
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the bus, right? Yes, I take Bart and the Muni.
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I love taking the Bart, especially when it goes
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by the, what is it, Ghirardelli chocolate or
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whatever. I love that place. Anywho, Hammer and
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Egg. Yes. Who are some old school artists you'd
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love to meet? I got knocked off. No, you're here.
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I can hear you. Can you hear me? I can hear you.
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You can hear me? Yes. You didn't get knocked
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off. You're just tripping balls on weed or whatever.
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I'm just kidding. I'll have her at Hank. Let's
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keep moving on and do this. Uh, what are some
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old school artists you'd love to meet? Also,
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uh, Madonna. That's awesome. We got some comments
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here. Hammer and Hank, I have been a fan of you
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since when you sang the national anthem last
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year. I had not heard of you prior, but now I
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love the show. Keep up the good work. So we got
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a listener message there. Hammer and Hank, if
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I hit the music, because I need to laugh right
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now, laugh and remain and do whatever. If I hit
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the music right now, would you be ready for jokes?
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Yes. Let me hit the music. All right. I know.
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Why do I always wait until my phone is at 1 %
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to charge it? Why? Because I like living on the
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edge. Why do I keep saying, I'll be there in
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five minutes? Why? Because I'm still in the shower.
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Sounds less professional. Why do I love self
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-checkout? Why? Because it's the only job where
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nobody complains about my work. Why do I always
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hit remind me tomorrow? Why? Because tomorrow
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has a much better attitude than today. Ah, geez.
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Why do I always check the weather five times
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a day? Why? Because maybe this time it'll say
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72 and 70. It's that in Florida, but plus 18.
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Why do I always lose the TV remote? Why? Because
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apparently it enjoys taking little vacations.
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Why do I always wave at people even when I'm
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not sure it's them? Why? Because embarrassment
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only lasts a few seconds. Why do I keep opening
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the same app over and over? Why? Because maybe
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this time something interesting happened. Why
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do I always save leftovers? Why? Because future
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me deserves a little surprise. And finally, why
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do I tell myself one more snack? Why? Because
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the first four didn't seem convincing enough.
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Ha ha ha! And that's it for the jokes. Good job,
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Hank. Hammer and Hank. If I hit the music, would
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you be ready for music trivia? Yes. One second.
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Right here. The top ten country crossover hit,
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Behold the Closed Doors, way back in 1974. Oh,
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Jesus Christ. I was like, not even my parents
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had any of that. I don't know. Dolly Parton.
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Lady Witch. Oh, there you go. Who has the top
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ten R &B hit record, nobody knows, way back in
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the late 90s? Give me a second. I think. Genuine?
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You're close. The Tony Rich Project. Oh, and
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I never got that, but I appreciate you saying
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I'm close. Any other ones? That's it for this
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week. Hank, do you know what I'm playing right
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now? Yes. What am I playing? Church music. Hell
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yeah! Can you hear it on your end? Nope. You
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just have that chemistry with me. You know what
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I'm doing. What's going on in church? After John's
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returning for a brief time this Sunday, I will
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continue the book of 1 Peter. How's that going?
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Pretty good. What are you learning about with
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Jesus? To become a better person. I think you're
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getting up to it already. And also, Pastor John
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is leaving at the end of this month for surgery.
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I hope he feels better. Anything else going on
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in church? That's it. Hank, if I hit the music,
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are you ready for Buddy of the Week? Yes. Let's
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go. Buddy of the Week. We're going to get the
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crown. Hank bringing smiles. All right, Hank,
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who's your body addict? Definitely Miguel and
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also everyone in the San Jose Giants organization
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for inviting me to sing the National Anthem on
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the 21st of this month at the Excite Ballpark
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in San Jose. When did you get invited? How many
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days ago? About... A month ago. Good. You got
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so much happening. It's hard to keep track. But
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good job, Hank. Thank you, buddy. Any other buddies?
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That's it. Are you ready for pricking the news?
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Yes. Let's go. Right now. As I turn up the music.
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Mm -hmm. Streetwise vibes on this radio road.
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Straight out the dim lit. Outro Music All right,
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Hank, who's your prick of the week? It's me.
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All the masterminds at iHeartMedia for laying
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off a lot of my buddies after years and years
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of experience. That would be Bob Eman, the douchebag.
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He's my prick of the week. There you go. Anything
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else on your mind, Hank? Well, I got to say what's
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up to all my buddies at 1 -8 -4 -9 for still
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having the job. Yeah, shout out. As much crap
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talking as I do about that douche crap, I'm telling
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you, I don't want anybody to be unemployed. You
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can be the biggest douche ever, and I'm rooting
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for you. So if you're still employed, you got
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to be freaking out a little bit. Hank, is there
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anything else? I wanted to talk about the 60s
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TV shows. I forgot about that. What's happening
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with shows from almost 70 years ago? I used to
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watch the Flintstones, the Jetsons. I love the
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Jetsons. It's better. And also the TV show Combat,
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which is a wartime drama. Hey, guy, what's better,
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Flintstones or Jetsons? I like the Flintstones.
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We have a disagreement, and that's because we
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are friends. I prefer the Jetsons. My favorite
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justice catcher is Mr. Spacely. I think his wife's
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a hot ass mouth. Okay. Yeah. Anyway. Anything
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else, Hank? That should do it. All right. Let
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me hit the music. All right. Here. One second.
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One second. Let me do this right here. Before
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we sign off, Hank, because we always sign off
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so fast. Can you believe we've done 68 shows?
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I mean, 58. Yes. It's crazy. It's flying by.
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That's what it comes. Oh, yeah. A thousand? Hell,
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yeah. Something like that. If we live that long,
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we do it once a week. Hammer and Hank, any final
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thoughts? Never give up. Always stay focused
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on your goals. And maybe Sunday, your dreams
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will come true. And I'll talk to you next week.
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Peace in your hood. Bye, Hank! Peace you get,
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buddy. Bye, buddy. I love you. I love you too.
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Oh, that's cute. He finally said he loved me.
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He always dances around it, but he said it. I
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don't need the approval of women. I got it from
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Hank. That made my day. Bye. Yo. Yo. Yo. Mike
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Cracker. Hammerin' Hank on the tackle Autistic
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mind sharper than a bone -chilling shackle Henry
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Oates with the hops, Ryan hopped in the spot
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Radio waves hittin' hard like a shepherd's box
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Farewell, Hammerin' Hank gotta close up the show
00:21:19.430 --> 00:21:22.049
Legend in the booth where the vibes used to flow
00:21:22.049 --> 00:21:25.230
Autism warrior always runnin' the glow But all
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good things gotta let the curtain go slow On
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the dial, spittin' truth with his unique grind
00:21:29.910 --> 00:21:32.410
Thoughts intertwined like graffiti on the line
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Ryan on the mic, Henry's rhythm divine Play the
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blueprint Every beat they design. Static in the
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speakers where the laughter used to ride. Hank
00:21:40.750 --> 00:21:43.349
led the show with that beautiful pride. Autism
00:21:43.349 --> 00:21:46.430
didn't stop him. Nods amplified. Hammer and Hank
00:21:46.430 --> 00:21:49.349
forever immortalized. Farewell, Hammer and Hank.
00:21:49.369 --> 00:21:51.690
Gotta close up the show. Legend in the booth
00:21:51.690 --> 00:21:54.309
where the vibes used to flow. Autism warrior
00:21:54.309 --> 00:21:56.849
always running the glow. But all good things
00:21:56.849 --> 00:21:59.690
gotta let the curtain go slow. Radio go, never
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go. See a host with the sauce. Henry Oaks and
00:22:02.130 --> 00:22:04.549
Ryan Hart. Lightning never lost. Puzzle piece
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crown. Man, this dude was the boss. City missed
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the voice. That's the ultimate coast. slow. Radio
00:23:00.170 --> 00:23:03.029
J never goes. He a host with the sauce. Harry
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Oaks and Award -winning and nationally syndicated
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