June 20, 2026
The Hammerin Hank Show With Henry Ochs & Ryan Hoppe: Episode 57
The Hammerin Hank Show With Henry Ochs & Ryan Hoppe: Episode 57
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All right, Hammer and Hank, if I hit the music,
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would you be ready to start the show? Goody belly,
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buddy. Buddy belly, whatever it is. All right,
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let's go. You're listening to The Hammer and
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Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppy. Legend
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on the airwaves free. Autistic kingpin. Cali's
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hard OG. Wild 949. He the voice they need. Doghouse
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days. Laying down the cream. Too legit to quit.
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Heaven and Hank on fire. Mike in hand. Lifeline
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and wire. Radio beast ain't showing no tire.
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Underdog champion. Always going higher. Wild
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like a wolf. Howl at the moon. Airwaves. What
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up Hank? JV. Dynamic trio. I'm great. How are
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you? It's really good. Man, I like to think I'm
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a busy guy, Hank. You are always doing something,
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dude. You are a man around town. Zoom's breaking
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up. What did you say? It's ready. Oh, Lord, we
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might have problems today. Aaron, Hank, what
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is your radio memory of the week? I finally met
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Taylor from Star 113 yesterday at the AT &T store
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in Castro Valley. Did you go out to the event?
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Yes, I did. Did Smurfette drive you? Yes, she
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did. And I'm getting a new iPhone. You're getting
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a new iPhone? Which iPhone? iPhone 17 Pro Max.
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Wow! Baller, Aubrey! Dude, how excited are you?
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Really excited, buddy. You're going to be able
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to Snapchat and send pictures to all the hot
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women with the latest camera. Look at you. You
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have no idea what I'm talking about. Hammer and
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Hank. What else is? Do you have any other radio
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memories of the week? That's it. That's it? Out
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of all your time on the doghouse, you have nothing
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to remember upon? I remember one doghouse memory.
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Tell me. When he brought me in the studio for
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birthday cake. That was on my birthday in 2004.
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How old were you then? I was, I think I was 38.
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How old are you right now? 59. I'll be 59. Oh
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my Lord, you're so young. You were 37. 37, yep.
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Do you ever, when you're at church, do you ever
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pray to JV? Yes. What do you pray to JV about
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up in heaven? I pray that seeing that Graham
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and Jess do a good job on their morning show,
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the JV show on Wild Night for Night. They seem
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to be doing pretty well. I mean, I think it's
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time to name it Graham and Selena in the morning,
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but what do I know? I'm on vacation this coming
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week. You're what? I'm on vacation this coming
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week. Oh, no. I was so worried. They're going
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to go to Napa Valley. I have a headache. If I
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hit the music, are you ready for the jokes? Yep.
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All right, Hank, today we have two different
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types of jokes. We have regular jokes, which
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are always... And these are all jokes. Yes, go
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with the regular jokes first as I drink this
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Pepsi. Mm -hmm. Why do I spend an hour picking
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out an outfit? Why do you what? Spend an hour
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picking out an outfit? Because you're a woman?
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Why? Because first impressions are important,
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and second impressions are usually shirtless.
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Why did she tell me to come over after 10 o 'clock
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at night? Because apparently, that's when all
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the important conversations happen. Nice! What
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did I say? I'm just gonna stay for one drink?
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When? Because I enjoy being hilariously wrong.
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That happens to me. Why did I buy candles for
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my apartment? Why? Because as it says, romance
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like poutine, I have my life together. Me too,
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bud. Welcome to the club. Why did I smile when
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I tripped over my own feet? Why? Because confidence
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is attractive and apparently so is surviving
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embarrassment. That is a deep joke right there.
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What I have, what I love, what I love a little
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tension. Why? Because the world, they won't.
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Day is such as better than the day old. I have
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no idea what you just said, but it was still
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funnier than Carlos Mencia. Why did I practice
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what I was going to say before the date? Why?
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Because my brain turns into mashed potatoes around
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distracted people. Why did I bring my lucky shirt?
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Why? Because if my personality fails, maybe Con...
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Maybe what? Are you okay? Oh no, we're having
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technical difficulties. This is not what I wanted
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to say. Are you okay, Hank? Hank? Oh, goody,
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goody gumdrops. We have no fucking audio. Let
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me see what's going on. 856. You're what? You
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back? All right. Next joke. This show's a mess.
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I don't know why. Nice. All right. Give me the
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baseball jokes. Why did the baseball part bring
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a pencil to the game? Why? In case we need to
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draw a lock. Why did the Cinderella so bad at
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baseball? I don't know. Why? Because she kept
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running away from the ball. Why did the baseball
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team go to the bank? Why? To get their picture.
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Why did the baseball player sit on a pancake?
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Why? Because he was a better batter. No, that's
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not bad. Why do baseball teams always look cool?
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Why? Because they're full of fans. Why did the
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baseball player get arrested? Why? Because he
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stole second base. Oh, nice. Why did the baseball
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player... Why was the baseball player a good
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musician? Why? Because he had a perfect pitch.
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Why did the baseball player bring a string to
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the game? Why? So he could tie the score. Nice.
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Why don't baseball players join the circus? Why
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don't baseball players join the circus? Because
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they already know how to judge jugglers. Nice.
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And finally, why was the baseball coach yelling
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at the vending machine? Why? Because it wouldn't
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give him a fair shake. No, it's not bad. And
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that's it for the baseball jokes. All right,
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Hammer and Hank. What's the key to getting social
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media interaction? When I post our show, we get
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10 likes. You post the national anthem, you get
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a million and a half likes. What's the key? I
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know. How do we do it? What do we do? Because
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we need to promote the show more. Yeah. Also,
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the Woody show helping you out. It's kind of
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ideal. 550 likes. Good for you. Yeah. Here is
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your national anthem. You won't be able to hear
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it. And it's wrong. Good job, Hammer and Hank.
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Thank you, buddy. Man, I'm so proud of you. I'm
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like a proud brother. You're doing it. Thank
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you, buddy. You're doing it. Let's see. Fire
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at the music. Are you ready for music trivia?
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Yes. One sec. Turn on the show with Henry and
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Ryan. Hot trivia questions. Yeah, no lying. Got
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my mind sharp like a blade that's flying. They
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asking those questions, got my brain frying.
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Hammer and Hank's got the mic up high. Pop hits
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playing to the end of the sky. Gotta keep it
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real, can't let it slide. Answers in my head,
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can't let them hide. Pop trivia. Yeah, we bringing
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the heat. Get your knowledge up, take a sneak.
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Playing those hits right. What do you got? One
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question this week. Only one? Jesus Christ. What
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is it? Who had the BK record? Quit playing games
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with my heart back in 1997. Hank, I actually
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know this one. I'm so excited. I might need to
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phone a friend. Are you ready for me to be correct?
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Are you ready? Yes. Backstreet Boys! Hell yeah!
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Hank, who's singing the song It's Gonna Be May?
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I don't know. NSYNC! NSYNC, that's right. I said,
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I confused you because I was trying to be funny.
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That was a failed. This is why you're the guy
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going on the big time radio shows and I'm the
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guy and damn, you're a legend. You don't need
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my humor. Don't even know what I'm saying. Hammer
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and Hank, what music do you think I'm playing
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right now? Church music. You know me so well.
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Hammer and Hank. What's going on in church? We're
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going to have a substitute speaker this week
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because Pastor John is going to visit some of
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his relatives on vacation. Is he going to a brothel?
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I'm kidding. So what are you learning this week
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in church? Not yet. What are you learning? What
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book are you on? What's Chivas doing? We're on
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1 Peter. How's that going? Extremely good. That's
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interesting stuff. Mm -hmm. What have you been
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praying to God this week about? Mm -hmm. About
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my radio career. Hank. Hank. You're driving me
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nuts. You're on to Woody. You're on to Woody.
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Let me. My upcoming performance at the San Jose
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Giants game on July 21st. Well, you kill every
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national anthem. Mm -hmm. So it's kind of a hammering.
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Thank you. You're on the Woody Show, the show
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that won't talk to me. You are on the JV Show.
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You're on KCRH. You're on Hot 97 .7. You're on
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the Hammer and Hank Show. You've been on Happy
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Hour. You were on the Dog House with JV and Elvis.
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You were on Manic House Morning Madhouse. You
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do have a radio career. You made it. Well, buddy,
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looks like I made it. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I wish
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we had video here. You're so adorable. Hank,
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many comments were left on your national anthem.
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We had some fire emojis from Jason McMurray,
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a .k .a. Mattis. We had people saying they're
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proud of you and that that was a great national
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anthem. So keep up the good work, Hank. Thank
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you, buddy. What is your summer event ideas?
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Going to the Alameda County Fair. What are you
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going to do there? Maybe eat some food. That
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sounds good. What are you going to eat? Maybe
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some hot dogs. Oh, yeah. What did you say? Sing
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the hot dog song for me. Hot dogs. Armor hot
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dogs. Is that from Flintstones or something?
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It was an actual armor hot dog commercial. I
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probably was, you know, on my dad's balls at
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that moment. I don't think I was alive for that.
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That's what I love about our generation crossing
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is that we have different references. Mm -hmm.
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I hammer an egg. Are you ready for a prick of
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the egg? Yes. Let me hit the music. Mm. Straight
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out the dim lit house. What do you have? Maybe
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the prick of the week this week is also Those
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who don't believe in me. Who? Hank. Hank. Who
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doesn't believe in you? You have the Woody show.
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On Mark Apple. I want to throw an apple against
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his head. Who cares about him? I know you haven't
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heard of him. And I know a lot of people on radio.
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He was the one running back in 2008. Look what
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happened then. They're irrelevant. Sorry. You
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see those 12 plus ratings? I know. I'm good.
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Come on, Hank. I have plenty of haters. I have
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people tell me all the time that I suck, that
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I'm never going to make it. And look, I'm doing
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a show with Hammer and Hank. I'm doing a show
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too. I'm Hammer and Hank. Are there any other
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pricks in the news or the week? Dang it. Yeah,
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screw Mark Apple. Hey, the douche. Hank, I want
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to hit the buddy of the week music, okay? All
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right, buddy. A little more pies and the vibes.
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Who's your buddy of the week? Everyone in the
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Medessa Roasters organization. They're good people
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over there. They're extremely good people. Invite
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me to see the National Anthem at their game on
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Wednesday night. Yeah. Which the Medessa Roasters
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humiliated. Good to humiliate. 16 to 3. 16 to
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3? Yeah. You brought the positive mojo, Hank.
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Hey, can you believe when I yell that my cat
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is sleeping on the bed very happy? Yep. Love
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can make you happy. Hank, sing me a song right
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now. Let's dance. Sing me the first song that
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comes to your mind. Hank. Love can make you happy.
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Go on. I don't pay attention to lyrics that much.
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You're the best. Hank! Anything else on your
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mind? You okay? Are you okay? You've been coughing
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a lot today. Are you okay? Somebody set off fireworks
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in our neighborhood last night. Did the exhaust
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hurt your throat? Sort of. I'm sorry, bud. Were
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you outside? And there's mice in our house also.
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And what about the house? There's mice in our
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house also. Oh, that's not good. You got to get
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a cat. Mm -hmm. I can't, Marley. I can't because
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my dog Marty hates cats. Ha, ha, ha. I don't
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think my sweet Luna would like Marley either.
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It's always the animal that doesn't like other
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animals. Hammer and Hank, can Marley kill the
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mouse? Nope. We tried anti -mouse way, but they
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kept coming back. You gotta get that work done.
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Hammer and Hank, anything else? That's it. Alright,
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one second. Hammer and Hank. We've been recording
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for 19 minutes and 15 seconds. Does it feel like
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it's been 20 minutes? Yep. Okay. I was not expecting
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that answer. Henry and Hank, any final thoughts
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for episode 57? Never, never give up. Always
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stay focused on your goals. I got to shout out
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to all my buddies out there who supported my
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nationalism, and I'll talk to you real soon.
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Peace in your hood. Bye, Hank! Peace is here,
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buddy. Peace is here, buddy. Peace is here, buddy.
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Always running the glow. But all good things
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gotta let the curtain go slow. On the dial. Spitting
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truth with his unique grind. Thoughts intertwined
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like graffiti on the line. Ryan on the mic. Henry's
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rhythm divine. They the blueprint. Every beat
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they design. Static in the speakers where the
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laughter used to ride. Hank led the show with
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that beautiful pride. Autism didn't stop him.
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Nod amplified. Hammering Hank forever immortalized.
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Farewell Hammering Hank. Gotta close up the show.
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Legend in the booth where the vibe Warrior always
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running the glow. But all good things gotta let
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the curtain go slow. Radio go, never ghost. He
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a host with the sauce. Henry Oaks and Ryan Hart.
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Lightning never lost. Puzzle piece crown. Man,
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this dude was the boss. City missed the voice.
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That's the ultimate cost. Farewell Hammer and
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Hank Gotta close up the show Legend in the booth
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Where the vibes used to flow Autism warrior Always
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running the glow But all good things Gotta let
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the curtain go slow Radio gate never goes He
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a host with the sauce Harry Oaks and Ryan Harp
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Lightning never lost Puzzle piece crown Man this
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dude was the boss City missed the voice That's
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All right, Hammer and Hank, if I hit the music,
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would you be ready to start the show? Goody belly,
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buddy. Buddy belly, whatever it is. All right,
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let's go. You're listening to The Hammer and
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Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppy. Legend
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on the airwaves free. Autistic kingpin. Cali's
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hard OG. Wild 949. He the voice they need. Doghouse
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days. Laying down the cream. Too legit to quit.
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Heaven and Hank on fire. Mike in hand. Lifeline
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and wire. Radio beast ain't showing no tire.
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Underdog champion. Always going higher. Wild
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like a wolf. Howl at the moon. Airwaves. What
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up Hank? JV. Dynamic trio. I'm great. How are
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you? It's really good. Man, I like to think I'm
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a busy guy, Hank. You are always doing something,
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dude. You are a man around town. Zoom's breaking
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up. What did you say? It's ready. Oh, Lord, we
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might have problems today. Aaron, Hank, what
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is your radio memory of the week? I finally met
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Taylor from Star 113 yesterday at the AT &T store
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in Castro Valley. Did you go out to the event?
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Yes, I did. Did Smurfette drive you? Yes, she
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did. And I'm getting a new iPhone. You're getting
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a new iPhone? Which iPhone? iPhone 17 Pro Max.
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Wow! Baller, Aubrey! Dude, how excited are you?
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Really excited, buddy. You're going to be able
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to Snapchat and send pictures to all the hot
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women with the latest camera. Look at you. You
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have no idea what I'm talking about. Hammer and
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Hank. What else is? Do you have any other radio
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memories of the week? That's it. That's it? Out
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of all your time on the doghouse, you have nothing
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to remember upon? I remember one doghouse memory.
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Tell me. When he brought me in the studio for
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birthday cake. That was on my birthday in 2004.
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How old were you then? I was, I think I was 38.
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How old are you right now? 59. I'll be 59. Oh
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my Lord, you're so young. You were 37. 37, yep.
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Do you ever, when you're at church, do you ever
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pray to JV? Yes. What do you pray to JV about
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up in heaven? I pray that seeing that Graham
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and Jess do a good job on their morning show,
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the JV show on Wild Night for Night. They seem
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to be doing pretty well. I mean, I think it's
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time to name it Graham and Selena in the morning,
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but what do I know? I'm on vacation this coming
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week. You're what? I'm on vacation this coming
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week. Oh, no. I was so worried. They're going
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to go to Napa Valley. I have a headache. If I
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hit the music, are you ready for the jokes? Yep.
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All right, Hank, today we have two different
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types of jokes. We have regular jokes, which
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are always... And these are all jokes. Yes, go
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with the regular jokes first as I drink this
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Pepsi. Mm -hmm. Why do I spend an hour picking
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out an outfit? Why do you what? Spend an hour
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picking out an outfit? Because you're a woman?
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Why? Because first impressions are important,
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and second impressions are usually shirtless.
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Why did she tell me to come over after 10 o 'clock
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at night? Because apparently, that's when all
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the important conversations happen. Nice! What
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did I say? I'm just gonna stay for one drink?
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When? Because I enjoy being hilariously wrong.
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That happens to me. Why did I buy candles for
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my apartment? Why? Because as it says, romance
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like poutine, I have my life together. Me too,
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bud. Welcome to the club. Why did I smile when
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I tripped over my own feet? Why? Because confidence
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is attractive and apparently so is surviving
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embarrassment. That is a deep joke right there.
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What I have, what I love, what I love a little
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tension. Why? Because the world, they won't.
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Day is such as better than the day old. I have
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no idea what you just said, but it was still
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funnier than Carlos Mencia. Why did I practice
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what I was going to say before the date? Why?
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Because my brain turns into mashed potatoes around
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distracted people. Why did I bring my lucky shirt?
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Why? Because if my personality fails, maybe Con...
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Maybe what? Are you okay? Oh no, we're having
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technical difficulties. This is not what I wanted
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to say. Are you okay, Hank? Hank? Oh, goody,
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goody gumdrops. We have no fucking audio. Let
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me see what's going on. 856. You're what? You
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back? All right. Next joke. This show's a mess.
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I don't know why. Nice. All right. Give me the
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baseball jokes. Why did the baseball part bring
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a pencil to the game? Why? In case we need to
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draw a lock. Why did the Cinderella so bad at
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baseball? I don't know. Why? Because she kept
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running away from the ball. Why did the baseball
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team go to the bank? Why? To get their picture.
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Why did the baseball player sit on a pancake?
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Why? Because he was a better batter. No, that's
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not bad. Why do baseball teams always look cool?
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Why? Because they're full of fans. Why did the
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baseball player get arrested? Why? Because he
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stole second base. Oh, nice. Why did the baseball
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player... Why was the baseball player a good
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musician? Why? Because he had a perfect pitch.
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Why did the baseball player bring a string to
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the game? Why? So he could tie the score. Nice.
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Why don't baseball players join the circus? Why
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don't baseball players join the circus? Because
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they already know how to judge jugglers. Nice.
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And finally, why was the baseball coach yelling
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at the vending machine? Why? Because it wouldn't
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give him a fair shake. No, it's not bad. And
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that's it for the baseball jokes. All right,
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Hammer and Hank. What's the key to getting social
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media interaction? When I post our show, we get
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10 likes. You post the national anthem, you get
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a million and a half likes. What's the key? I
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know. How do we do it? What do we do? Because
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we need to promote the show more. Yeah. Also,
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the Woody show helping you out. It's kind of
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ideal. 550 likes. Good for you. Yeah. Here is
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your national anthem. You won't be able to hear
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it. And it's wrong. Good job, Hammer and Hank.
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Thank you, buddy. Man, I'm so proud of you. I'm
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like a proud brother. You're doing it. Thank
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you, buddy. You're doing it. Let's see. Fire
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at the music. Are you ready for music trivia?
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Yes. One sec. Turn on the show with Henry and
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Ryan. Hot trivia questions. Yeah, no lying. Got
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my mind sharp like a blade that's flying. They
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asking those questions, got my brain frying.
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Hammer and Hank's got the mic up high. Pop hits
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playing to the end of the sky. Gotta keep it
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real, can't let it slide. Answers in my head,
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can't let them hide. Pop trivia. Yeah, we bringing
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the heat. Get your knowledge up, take a sneak.
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Playing those hits right. What do you got? One
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question this week. Only one? Jesus Christ. What
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is it? Who had the BK record? Quit playing games
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with my heart back in 1997. Hank, I actually
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know this one. I'm so excited. I might need to
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phone a friend. Are you ready for me to be correct?
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Are you ready? Yes. Backstreet Boys! Hell yeah!
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Hank, who's singing the song It's Gonna Be May?
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I don't know. NSYNC! NSYNC, that's right. I said,
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I confused you because I was trying to be funny.
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That was a failed. This is why you're the guy
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going on the big time radio shows and I'm the
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guy and damn, you're a legend. You don't need
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my humor. Don't even know what I'm saying. Hammer
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and Hank, what music do you think I'm playing
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right now? Church music. You know me so well.
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Hammer and Hank. What's going on in church? We're
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going to have a substitute speaker this week
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because Pastor John is going to visit some of
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his relatives on vacation. Is he going to a brothel?
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I'm kidding. So what are you learning this week
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in church? Not yet. What are you learning? What
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book are you on? What's Chivas doing? We're on
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1 Peter. How's that going? Extremely good. That's
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interesting stuff. Mm -hmm. What have you been
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praying to God this week about? Mm -hmm. About
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my radio career. Hank. Hank. You're driving me
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nuts. You're on to Woody. You're on to Woody.
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Let me. My upcoming performance at the San Jose
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Giants game on July 21st. Well, you kill every
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national anthem. Mm -hmm. So it's kind of a hammering.
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Thank you. You're on the Woody Show, the show
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that won't talk to me. You are on the JV Show.
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You're on KCRH. You're on Hot 97 .7. You're on
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the Hammer and Hank Show. You've been on Happy
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Hour. You were on the Dog House with JV and Elvis.
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You were on Manic House Morning Madhouse. You
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do have a radio career. You made it. Well, buddy,
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looks like I made it. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I wish
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we had video here. You're so adorable. Hank,
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many comments were left on your national anthem.
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We had some fire emojis from Jason McMurray,
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a .k .a. Mattis. We had people saying they're
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proud of you and that that was a great national
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anthem. So keep up the good work, Hank. Thank
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you, buddy. What is your summer event ideas?
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Going to the Alameda County Fair. What are you
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going to do there? Maybe eat some food. That
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sounds good. What are you going to eat? Maybe
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some hot dogs. Oh, yeah. What did you say? Sing
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the hot dog song for me. Hot dogs. Armor hot
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dogs. Is that from Flintstones or something?
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It was an actual armor hot dog commercial. I
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probably was, you know, on my dad's balls at
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that moment. I don't think I was alive for that.
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That's what I love about our generation crossing
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is that we have different references. Mm -hmm.
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I hammer an egg. Are you ready for a prick of
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the egg? Yes. Let me hit the music. Mm. Straight
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out the dim lit house. What do you have? Maybe
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the prick of the week this week is also Those
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who don't believe in me. Who? Hank. Hank. Who
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doesn't believe in you? You have the Woody show.
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On Mark Apple. I want to throw an apple against
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his head. Who cares about him? I know you haven't
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heard of him. And I know a lot of people on radio.
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He was the one running back in 2008. Look what
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happened then. They're irrelevant. Sorry. You
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see those 12 plus ratings? I know. I'm good.
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Come on, Hank. I have plenty of haters. I have
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people tell me all the time that I suck, that
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I'm never going to make it. And look, I'm doing
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a show with Hammer and Hank. I'm doing a show
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too. I'm Hammer and Hank. Are there any other
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pricks in the news or the week? Dang it. Yeah,
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screw Mark Apple. Hey, the douche. Hank, I want
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to hit the buddy of the week music, okay? All
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right, buddy. A little more pies and the vibes.
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Who's your buddy of the week? Everyone in the
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Medessa Roasters organization. They're good people
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over there. They're extremely good people. Invite
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me to see the National Anthem at their game on
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Wednesday night. Yeah. Which the Medessa Roasters
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humiliated. Good to humiliate. 16 to 3. 16 to
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3? Yeah. You brought the positive mojo, Hank.
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Hey, can you believe when I yell that my cat
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is sleeping on the bed very happy? Yep. Love
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can make you happy. Hank, sing me a song right
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now. Let's dance. Sing me the first song that
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comes to your mind. Hank. Love can make you happy.
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Go on. I don't pay attention to lyrics that much.
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You're the best. Hank! Anything else on your
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mind? You okay? Are you okay? You've been coughing
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a lot today. Are you okay? Somebody set off fireworks
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in our neighborhood last night. Did the exhaust
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hurt your throat? Sort of. I'm sorry, bud. Were
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you outside? And there's mice in our house also.
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And what about the house? There's mice in our
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house also. Oh, that's not good. You got to get
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a cat. Mm -hmm. I can't, Marley. I can't because
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my dog Marty hates cats. Ha, ha, ha. I don't
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think my sweet Luna would like Marley either.
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It's always the animal that doesn't like other
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animals. Hammer and Hank, can Marley kill the
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mouse? Nope. We tried anti -mouse way, but they
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kept coming back. You gotta get that work done.
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Hammer and Hank, anything else? That's it. Alright,
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one second. Hammer and Hank. We've been recording
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for 19 minutes and 15 seconds. Does it feel like
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it's been 20 minutes? Yep. Okay. I was not expecting
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that answer. Henry and Hank, any final thoughts
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for episode 57? Never, never give up. Always
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stay focused on your goals. I got to shout out
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to all my buddies out there who supported my
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nationalism, and I'll talk to you real soon.
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Peace in your hood. Bye, Hank! Peace is here,
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buddy. Peace is here, buddy. Peace is here, buddy.
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Always running the glow. But all good things
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gotta let the curtain go slow. On the dial. Spitting
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truth with his unique grind. Thoughts intertwined
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like graffiti on the line. Ryan on the mic. Henry's
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rhythm divine. They the blueprint. Every beat
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they design. Static in the speakers where the
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laughter used to ride. Hank led the show with
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that beautiful pride. Autism didn't stop him.
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Nod amplified. Hammering Hank forever immortalized.
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Farewell Hammering Hank. Gotta close up the show.
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Legend in the booth where the vibe Warrior always
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running the glow. But all good things gotta let
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the curtain go slow. Radio go, never ghost. He
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a host with the sauce. Henry Oaks and Ryan Hart.
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Lightning never lost. Puzzle piece crown. Man,
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this dude was the boss. City missed the voice.
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That's the ultimate cost. Farewell Hammer and
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Hank Gotta close up the show Legend in the booth
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Where the vibes used to flow Autism warrior Always
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running the glow But all good things Gotta let
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the curtain go slow Radio gate never goes He
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a host with the sauce Harry Oaks and Ryan Harp
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Lightning never lost Puzzle piece crown Man this
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dude was the boss City missed the voice That's
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the ultimate cause. Award -winning and nationally
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