The Hammerin Hank Show With Henry Ochs & Ryan Hoppe: Episode 54

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All right, Hammer and Hank, I just pressed the

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recording button. If I hit the music. Oh, that

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was me getting a text. If I hit the music, would

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you be ready? Oh, no. Here we go with the audio.

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You're listening to The Hammer and Hank Show

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with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppy. Legend on the

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airwaves free. Autistic kingpin. Cali's hard

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OG. Wild 949. He the voice they need. Doghouse

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days. Laying down the cream. Too legit to quit.

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Hammond and Hank on fire. Mike in hand. Lifeline

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and wire. Radio beast ain't showing no tire.

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Underdog champion. Always going higher. Wild

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like a wolf. Howl at the moon. Airwaves rocking.

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What's up, Hank? How are you? How you doing,

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buddy? Doing good. How has your week been? Busy.

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What you been up to? I've been invited to see

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the national anthem at the San Jose Giants game

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on July 21st. They'll be playing the Ontario

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baseball team. Was this what you wanted to? Yes.

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Good job, Hank. You manifested it. Thank you,

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buddy. Proud of you. On a scale of 1 to 10, how

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excited were you when you found out? A what?

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A 10. Hell yeah. We're going to fight through

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that connection of the audio today. We got this.

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If my grandpa can fight through World War II,

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I can fight through audio. Hammer and Hank, what

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are your radio memories of the week? Well, during

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a trip to Modesto in 1992, I visited a radio

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station called KTRB. What was that like? What

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was that like? It was a good experience. I got

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a sales kit and I met Jim Fannin who knew the

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lyric Strauss. You are so well connected. Thank

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you, buddy. You're killing it out there. Do you

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have any other radio memories? Also in 1992,

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I visited a radio station called FM 104 KHOP.

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Hell yeah. You have it memorized. Was that a

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good experience in your life? I took it to the

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station. Was that a good memory in your life?

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Yes. That's good. I'm glad you have good memories.

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Do you have any other radio memories this week?

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That's it for this week. All right, Hank. I'm

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in a little bit of a grumpy mood. I'm going to

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hit the music. Cheer me up with the jokes, okay?

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Okay, buddy. All right, Hank, what do you got

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for the jokes? Why did I open my bank app so

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carefully? Why? Because I had to prepare for

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disappointment. Why do I keep buying snacks at

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the gas station? Why? Because apparently every

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road trip needs a financial mistake. Oh, yeah.

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Why do I sit in my car after I park? Why? Because

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I need a few minutes to mentally arrive. Oh,

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jeez. Why do I say I'm just resting my eyes?

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Why? Because I accidentally took a nap sounds

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irresponsible. Why do I walk around the grocery

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store aimlessly? Why? Because I forgot what I

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came in for the second I entered. Why do I always

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check my pockets before leaving? Why? Because

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one missing item can ruin the whole day. Oh wow!

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Why do I love that condition so much? Why? Because

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stepping outside in Florida feels like opening

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an oven. It really does. Why do I pretend I know

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how to fix things? Why? Because watching one

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YouTube video made me overconfident. Why do I

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always start watching videos before bed? Why?

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Because nothing sets good Steve's schedule like

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a 2 a .m. rabbit hole. And finally, why do I

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get excited when plans get canceled? Why? Because

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my couch never disappointed me. And that's it

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for the jokes of this week. Oh, Hanky, you can't

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hear it because it's on this side of the board,

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but we have church music going on. What's happening?

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Yes, because we had a guest speaker last Sunday.

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Who is the guest speaker? It was pretty good.

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He talked about the birth of Christ. Yeah. And

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the attributes of Jesus. Yeah. How to respect

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people more. It is. And also how to be a better

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person. That's something we can always work on.

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Thank you, buddy. Is there anything else from

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church? That's it. All right. There's that. Hammer

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and Hank, how was it at the San Francisco Giants

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game? It was pretty good. How was it? I got to

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see the Giants take on the Arizona Diamondbacks.

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Who won? Unfortunately, the Diamondbacks did.

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3 -2. How are the Giants nowadays? They suck

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on the field this year. Yeah, I remember when

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they were good, like 15. They don't know how

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to hit. They don't know how to score runs. They

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better get it together. You got to be able to

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do both. They're definitely slipping right now.

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They don't want to slip. Unless it's into a side

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check. I have her in Hank. Any other memories

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from that baseball game? That's it. Except for

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the San Francisco Children's Choir singing the

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national anthem. All right. So Hammer and Hank,

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today is Thursday, May 28th. Tonight, the Thunder

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and Spurs play for game six. If the Thunder win,

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they go to the finals. Hammer and Hank. I hate

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the Thunder. I hate them too. They're little

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bitch -ass floppers. But I was hoping San Antonio

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could win tonight and on Saturday. Teresa and

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me finals against the New York Knicks. And I

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picked the New York Knicks and won it all. Hell

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yeah. Jalen Brunson is what Derrick Rose should

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have been. On Hammer and Ink. What do you think

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of Draymond Green on TV? He sucks. I asked that

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just for that response. Why does he suck a T?

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Because if he sucks on the basketball court,

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he definitely sucks on TV. There's some good

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logic there. Can't take it away from you. Hey,

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Renick, if I hit the music, are you ready for

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a trivia? Yes. Let's go. Turn on the show with

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Henry and Ryan. Hot trivia questions. Yeah, no

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lying. Got my mind sharp like a blade that's

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flying. They asking those questions. Got my brain

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fresh. Alright, what do we have in trivia, Hank?

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The big hip -hop record changes back in the mid

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-90s. Tupac! That's correct. I did it! Yeah?

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The number one hit record, Sing, back in 1973.

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Sing. Doobie Brothers. The Carpenters. Yeah,

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I've heard of them. And that's it for trivia

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for this week. What I'm going to do for you is

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I'm going to hit the music because I want to

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start with some positivity. We're going to hit

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the music for buddy of the week, okay? Okay.

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Let me do it. Let me turn it up in the club so

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all the bitches can hear it. Alright, hey, who's

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your buddy, Eric? It's me, Miguel. And also,

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everyone in the San Jose Giants organization

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for inviting me to see the National Anthem at

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their game on July 21st. Who was the first name

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he said? Miguel? Miguel, yep. Nice. Hank. And

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everyone in the San Jose Giants organization.

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I can't wait to hear the opposite of this. Time

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for Prick in the News. Let me hit the music.

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Ah, hey, cuz you're pricking the news! The Iranian

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government for allowing this stupid war to continue.

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Hank, we've been recording for 11 minutes and

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11 seconds. Make a wish. My wish is to do a good

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job seeing the national anthem and also for the

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war to end. Hell yeah, you got it. Anything else,

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Hank? Why do you get when you keep on oxygen

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and gas? I don't know, fart. Cigarette smoke.

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Anything else in your cranium, in your brain,

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in your mind? Hopefully. I'm also invited to

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see the National Anthem at the Minister Ocher's

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game. Man. June 17th. You are just, you know,

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going from stadium to stadium, doing your thing,

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Hank. You're just going out there, killing it

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in life. Thank you. You're welcome. We got a

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comment here from Lisa G who says, I have been

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a fan of Hammer and Hank since Manicow's Morning

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Madhouse. Keep up the good work. Also from Jeff

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G, it says, Hammer and Hank, you always do well

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at all your national anthems. We're proud of

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you in the Bay Area. Thank you, buddy. You're

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welcome. Have a run, Hank. Is there anything

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else on your mind? I should do it for this week.

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Oh, wow. This is a shorter show, but sometimes

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you don't need to go all in. You can have a little

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shorter show. All right. I'll say what's up to

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all my buddies out there. I love yous very, very

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much and hope to see you guys here next week.

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Peace in your hood. Bye, Hank. Peace in your

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head. Goodbye. And there Hank goes. On Zoom!

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Ha. Yeah. Yo. Yo. Yeah. Yo. Mike Crackle. Hammering

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Hank on the tackle. Autistic mind sharper than

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a bone chilling shackle. Henry Oates with the

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hops. Ryan Hopp in the spot. Radio Wave. It's

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hitting hard like a chef with a pot. Stop, I'm

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not amplified Hammer and Hank, forever immortalized

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Farewell, Hammer and Hank, gotta close up the

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show Legend in the booth where the vibes used

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to flow Autism warrior, always running the glow

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But all good things gotta let the curtain go

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slow Radio go, never ghost, he a host with the

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sauce Henry Oaks and Reinhardt, lightning never

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lost Puzzle piece crown, man, this dude was the

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boss City Mr. Voice, that's the ultimate cause

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farewell hammer and hank gotta close up the show

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legend in the booth where the vibes used to flow

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autism warrior always running the glow but all

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good things gotta let the curtain go slow radio

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gate never goes he a host with the sauce henry

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oaks and ryan harp lightning never lost puzzle

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piece crown man this dude was the the ultimate

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