The Hammerin Hank Show With Henry Ochs & Ryan Hoppe: Episode 52

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What up, Hammer and Hank? If I hit the opening,

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would you be ready for the show? Yes, I am, buddy.

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One second. You're listening to The Hammer and

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Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppy. Wild

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949, he the voice they need. Doghouse days, laying

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down the cream. Too legit to quit, Hammond and

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Hank on fire. Mike in hand, lifeline and wire.

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Radio beast ain't showing no tire. Underdog champion,

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always going higher. Wild like a wolf. What up,

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Hammond? Hey, how are you? Hello, buddy. I'm

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doing pretty good. How are you? Extremely good,

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buddy. Too legit to quit, How's your week been?

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I'm much less sleepy because I've been sleeping

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in the last four days. It's really good. I've

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been doing a lot of walking lately. You've been

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doing a lot of walking? Yes. What type of walking?

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Around the neighborhood. Do you talk to any of

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the neighbors? Nope. I don't talk to any of my

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neighbors either. The dog's barking. Be quiet.

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You want to be quiet? I tell the dogs that dogs

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need me to be quiet. So you tell your dogs to

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be quiet, correct? No, the neighbor's dogs. Oh.

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Shut up, dog! Yeah, no! Right? Yeah. How does

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that go? Good. Does it work when you tell the

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neighbor's dogs to shut up? I tell them to be

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quiet. I tell dogs to shut up. Shut the fuck

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up. You have the brain of a two -year -old. You

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know that, right? Okay, buddy. You know dogs

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have the brain of a two -year -old, correct?

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Some dogs do. Some dogs don't. Well, we're going

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to get into a disagreement about dogs. I think

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cats are smarter. Mm -hmm. I think my dog, Marley,

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is smarter. Marley is very smart. She takes care

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of her daddy. If you want to leave us a voicemail.

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That sounded creepy. 856 -494 - Six, seven, seven,

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three. Hammer and Hank. DM me on Instagram at

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DJ Hammer and Hank. Hammer and Hank? I want to

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ask you, what is your radio memory of the week?

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My radio memory of the week is when I first called

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K &W back in 1975. What was that radio station

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like? I won a contest. What'd you win? A Will

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and Jenny's album. Who the hell is that? Will

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and Jenny's is an old time country music singer.

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Did you listen to that album a lot? Yes. Did

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you enjoy that album? I enjoyed it. Did that

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album give you a lot of good memories? Maybe,

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maybe not. What do you mean? You got a free album.

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It would give me good memories. Although it's

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country music, so it wouldn't give me that many

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good memories. Do you like country music? Nope,

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I like pop and classic rock. That's why the memories

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are not as strong as it could have been. Because

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you don't like country music. Nope. What do you

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not like about country music, Hank? Too repetitive.

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I know you're a religious guy, so when I say

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this, I'm not trying to trash religion, but it's

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all about Jesus and beer. It's very strange.

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I don't drink beer. Why don't you drink beer?

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Because I'm on psychiatric meds. Me too, and

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I drink even more than I'm supposed to. Have

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you ever gotten drunk? What? Have you ever gotten

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drunk? Nope. I mean, yes. A lot. Don't tell someone.

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When I first started working in 1 -8 -4 -9, I

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had to quit because of my meds. What meds are

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you on? Aproposal. What else? Aproposol. Yeah,

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any other meds? Too many to name, right? Like

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you always say, too many to name. I also take

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Flomax. Oh, yeah. I take Lenicta, Klonopin, and

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Pristik, and then Risperdal to sleep, because

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I'm crazy. I take Aproposol, Phenazine, and Topamax.

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That's good. What was that newspaper ad you shared

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for that radio station years ago? It was Kayla

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Kinsale, right? Mm -hmm. They did a variety of

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promotions and programming back in 1978. One

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of them was called Nostalgia Hour. Nostalgia

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Time. Were they playing, like, songs from the

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50s then? 50s and 60s. Yeah, because that's that

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time where it was 20 years prior. Hammer it,

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Hank! Would you ever, if you had a million dollars,

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I mean, I think it would cost a little more,

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but would you try to bring back the radio station?

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Yes. Why would I? Unfortunately, I wouldn't.

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Why? Wait, wait, wait, wait. You wouldn't? I

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can't afford it, actually. Hammer and Hank, I

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just said, if you had a million dollars, hypothetically,

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would you bring it back? I would buy the radio

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station, bring back the format. Hammer and Hank.

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I need to laugh. I just did a two hour and 42

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minute happy hour. So I'm a little tired. But

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I also sound energetic because I hide it and

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I drink a lot of caffeine. Hammer and Hank, I'm

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going to hit the music and then I'll point at

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you when it's time for your jokes. Okay? Okay,

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buddy. Let's go. Joke's sharper than a blade

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Cuttin' through the saw Every second fire Humor

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like a burn Tune in for the laughs Watch the

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tables turn Hey, joke of the day Got us rollin'

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on the floor Comedy go From the top to the corner

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Hey, hey, what do you have? Legends on the air

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What? Did I go to the gym today? Why? I can walk

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in Look around Before I leave Before I peed early

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How do you know you're getting older? How? When

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you heard yourself sleeping. Every night. Why

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did I train healthy this week? Why? Because I

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forgot mozzarella sticks existed. You forgot

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what existed? Mozzarella sticks. Oh, I love this.

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Was it the same part of being an adult? What?

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Finding a really good parking spot. It's the

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best. Why am I bad at saving money? Why are you

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bad at saving money? Because every time I open

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a food delivery app, I suddenly think I'm rich.

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Especially when I'm drunk, Hank. What's my favorite

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part of the day? What? Taking my shoes off and

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realizing I survived. That's me every day, buddy

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boy. Why don't I chase women? Because I get out

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of breath halfway through the parking lot. Why

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do I love cancel plans so much? Why do you cancel

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plans so much? Because staying home is undefeated.

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Why was I excited to buy a vacuum cleaner? Why?

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Because apparently that's what happens when you

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become an adult. I just... Why did I go to bed

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early and say wake up tired? Why? Because life

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likes to keep things interesting. And the final

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joke of this week, why did I check my phone so

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much? Yeah. In case this important happens, which

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it never does. I'll have it, Hank. You can't

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hear it, but you'll hear it after. I have the

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church music on. How the hell is church going?

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How is it going with Jebus? I mean, Jesus. It's

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going very, very, very good. We're still learning

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the book of 1 Peter. It's going so good that

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you were out of breath. What are you learning

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about? Learning how to accept Jesus as your Lord

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and Savior and also to be a better person and

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to go to church more often and to enter out to

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the congregation more often. I want to ask you,

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Mm -hmm. What is your favorite part about Jebus?

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I mean Jesus. Church, the music. Oh, yeah. What's

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your favorite song? Hallelujah in the highest.

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Lord, I lift your name on high. Lord, I love

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to sing your praises. Oh, yeah. We got to sing

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that church today. He gets the girls topless,

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right? Not at all. 856 -494 -6773. Anything else

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happening at church? That just about does it.

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All right, Hammer and Hank, we are going to play

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your national anthem. Mm -hmm. And then what

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we are going to do is play your national anthem,

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and then you're going to pitch to me where else

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you want to do the national anthem. So let me

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play it first, okay? Okay, buddy. Let me play

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it. Thank you, buddy. Hank. I'd like to see the

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National Anthem again, another Stockton Ports

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game. Have you spoken to them about it? I'd be

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invited to see the National Anthem at the Modesto

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Roachers game on June 17th. One day battle the

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Yuba Sutter Freebirds. If I can get one of my

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buddies to drive me to Modesto and back. And

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also the Downstate Giants. That is a mouthful.

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Hammer and Hank, we've been recording for 11

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minutes and 11 seconds. So we are going to make

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that manifest and wish it for you, okay? Okay.

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Hank, I am going to play the music. I will point

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to you when I'm ready for pop culture trivia,

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okay? All right, I only have one question this

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week. It's all good. I got a few. But first...

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Turn on the show with Henry and Ryan. My trivia

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questions, yeah, no lying. Got my mind sharp

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like a blade that's flying. They asking those

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questions, got my brain frying. Hammer and Hank's

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got the mic up high. Who had the BK record This

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Old House back in 1955? Who? I don't know why

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I said that. I'm stunned. Ah, Cher. Nope. Rosemary

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Clooney, Buddy Cole, and his orchestra. I have

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never heard of that. Hammer and Hank, what are

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some PSAs you want to do in the future? I'd like

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to do another autism PSA for a local radio station

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in San Francisco. I'd also like to do a suicide

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PSA and a lion PSA. Hammer and Hank, I want to

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kind of showcase the best of Hammer and Hank.

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So we're going to go to break real quick and

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we're going to play your PSAs, okay? All right,

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buddy. All right. The Hammer and Hank Show. All

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right, now. Hello again. It's your favorite San

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Francisco DJ, Hammer and Hank. a few facts about

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autism. What is autism, you ask? It is a condition

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that impairs the ability to communicate and to

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socialize. People with autism have social impairments

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and often lack the intuition about others that

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many people take for granted. They often feel

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that they are different. Autism can strike anyone

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regardless of who they are. No medical detection

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and there is no cure. I may have autism, but

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I had a good life of having loving family and

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friends, gaining college education, and by also

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working as an entrepreneur. a radio personality

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in the San Francisco Bay Area for many years.

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Always remember the people who are autism want

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the same things as you. Hello again. It's your

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favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I

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may look normal, but the truth is, I have a condition

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known as autism. That's right, it's a condition,

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not a disease. Fact is, autism can strike anyone,

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regardless of who they are. People with autism

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normally have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal

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communication skills, social interactions, and

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leisure activities. In a recent study, people

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with autism are less likely to have a job and

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more likely to become homeless. I beat the odds

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by having loving friends and family, having a

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college education. I have even worked in the

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San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary personality

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for many years. Always remember that people with

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autism want the same things as you, to be happy

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and successful. To find out more about autism,

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please contact your local mental health center

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or visit autismspeech .org. This is Cameron Hink,

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and I appreciate your kindness. You're listening

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to The Hammer and Hank Show with Henry Oaks and

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Ryan Hoppe. Oh, my mic was off. Welcome back

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to The Hammer and Hank Show. I am your co -host,

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Ryan Hoppe, with the legend, Henry Hammer and

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Ink. Hammer and Hank, not Ink. Oaks. All right.

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Hammer and Hank. Cool, buddy. I'm Hammer and

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Hank. Let's see what we got here on the prop

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sheet. What is your celebrity dream date? My

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70s dream date has to be a date with Olivia Ararigo.

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She is a hot piece of ass. Where would you take

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her out? To a baseball game. Oh, yeah, that's

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what she's totally into. How do you think that

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would go? What baseball game? What baseball game

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would you take her to? Definitely Stockton Ports.

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She would love that. Hammer and Hanks. We got

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a ton of listener comments this week. Okay, buddy.

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All right. Katie Kapir. Do you know her? Kathy

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Adams? Yes, I do. I think the last time I saw

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Hank, he was running past my desk in his underwear.

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Do you remember that? Yes. What was that like?

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I had to do a stunt. Mm -hmm. Okay. Canceled

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Corey says, the man, the myth, the legend. May

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the Beast says, God bless Hammer and Hank. 49er

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Street Squad says, oh wow, my boy Hammer and

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Hank, I love you. Your show's great. Thank you,

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buddy. Who is this guy? It says here, from A

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-N -T -E -B -B -A -N -T -E -B. Thank God. Does

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anyone know whatever happened to Verinder? Who

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is that? He was the one that did Seven of the

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Sons of the Doghouse back in the day. And then

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we got the Woody show that totally started talking

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to you after I was doing the show. It says, get

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it, Hank. And Life's a Struggle says, proud of

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you, Hank. And there's about 20 other comments.

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So you're very popular in the club. Cool, buddy.

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Hammer it, Hank. I'm going to play the music

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and I'll point to you when it's time for Buddy

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of the Week, okay? All right. Let's go. Let me

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turn it up in the club. Right now. Tune in to

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the show. It's Hammer and Hank. Autistic genius

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always keeping it dank. Henry Oaks on the mic.

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Hot riding shotgun. Roll call for the buddies.

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We just having some fun. Buddy of the week. Who

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gonna get the crown? Hank bringing smiles. Shut

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the haters down. On the airwaves. We breaking

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the code. Streetwise vibes on this radio. Catch

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the vibe with Hank. Who's your buddy of the week?

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Definitely Christian Boss Who works with Modesto

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Roasters Who invited me to sing the national

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anthem At the June 17th game But I have to get

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one of my buddies To drive me to Modesto and

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back We'll figure it out Any other buddies in

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the lake? That's it Alright let me hit the prick

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of the news Straight out the dim lit Henry on

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the mic what's this prick in the news fools thinking

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they slick ryan got the scoop crew ready to expose

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shots fire dodging pigs and the petty pros coppers

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in the back hoppy with that verbal machete every

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word a weapon cameras rolling y 'all ain't ready

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keyboard warriors acting tough behind the screen

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between the lines you get sliced like a deli

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cheese who's your prick of the week Definitely

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President Trump for being responsible for starting

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this war with Iran in the first place and for

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rising gas prices. He's a douchebag. Trump is

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a prick. If you had a chance, would you slap

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him across the face? Nope. I would not because

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I would be charged with assault, but I'd also

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be a legend. Hammer it, Hank. Anybody else on

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your, you know. That does it. All right, Hank.

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Is there anything else in the mind of Hammer

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and Hank? Trying to get back into commercial

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radio. Oh, my God. We always have this conversation.

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I'm not saying it can't happen, Hank, but you're

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actually doing your own brand. You're not having

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to talk for seven seconds. You're not having

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to deal with guys like Leroy Smith. You're free.

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Hammer and Hank. You are on the radio. You're

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on KCRA. You're on Hot 97 .7. You're doing this

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show. And you are literally a commercial radio.

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You're on one of the biggest shows in the country,

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in the world. The Woody Show, buddy. Mm -hmm.

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And you also affiliate with that douche. I didn't

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say that. Graham and the JV Show. So you're doing

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it. Cool, buddy. Anything else? That just about

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does it. All right. Let me hit the music right

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now. 856 -494 -6773. Let me hit this. Or you

00:19:46.960 --> 00:19:50.440
can sign the DMs on my Instagram at DJ Hammer

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and Hank. All right, Hammer and Hank, how do

00:19:53.140 --> 00:19:57.680
you think the show went? Very good, buddy. Any

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final thoughts? Never, never give up. Sign us.

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Please keep doing what you do. Sign us off. I'll

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talk to you real soon, buddies. Peace in your

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hood. Bye, Hank. Bye, buddy. And there he goes

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on Zoom. The man. The man. The legend. Checks

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out. Yeah. Yo. Yo. Yo, yo, Mike Crackle, hammering

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Hank on the tackle. Autistic mind sharper than

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a bone chilling shackle. Henry Oates with the

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hops, Ryan hop in the spot. Radio waves hitting

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hard like a chef with the pot. Farewell, hammering

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Hank, gotta close up the show. Legend in the

00:20:50.450 --> 00:20:53.329
booth where the vibes used to flow. Autism warrior,

00:20:53.430 --> 00:20:55.890
always running the glow. But all good things

00:20:55.890 --> 00:20:58.509
gotta let the curtain go slow. On the dial, spitting

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truth with his unique grind. Thoughts intertwined

00:21:01.170 --> 00:21:09.190
like graffiti on the line. Ryan on the We'll

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be right back. That's the ultimate. Farewell,

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Hammer and Hank, gotta close up the show Legend

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in the booth where the vibes used to flow Autism

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warrior, always running the glow But all good

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things gotta let the curtain go slow Radio, Jade

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never ghosts, he a host with the sauce Henry

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Oaks and Ryan Harp, lightning never lost the

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