April 16, 2026
The Hammerin Hank Show TURNS 50!

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The Hammerin Hank Show With Henry Ochs & Ryan Hoppe: Episode 50
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What up, Hammer and Hank? If I hit the music,
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would you be ready to start the show? What's
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up, buddy? Yes, I would, buddy. All right, let
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me do it. You're listening to The Hammer and
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Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppy. The
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Hammer and Hank Show. Yeah. Uh. Uh. Yeah. Hammer
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and Hank, legend on the airwaves. What's up Hammer
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and Hank? How you doing buddy? I'm doing good.
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I actually want to give a shout out to my mom
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right now. She just texted me. I sent her the
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picture of us and she said good luck with your
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upcoming national anthem. Cool, buddy. You're
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welcome. Hammer and Hank, can you believe that
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it's been 50 shows? It's been 50 episodes. How
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crazy is that? Extremely good. How do you feel
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about it? Excellent, buddy. Would have been Some
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of your favorite memories. Our first podcast.
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What was that like? What do you remember about
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it? Our first jokes. Yeah, but I'm saying, what
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do you remember about our first podcast? I remember
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that it might be a long, long podcasting career
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for me. Yes, sir. Hammer and Hank, how the hell
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has your week been? Very good. How many times
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have you gone to jack -in -the -box and jacked
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off? I didn't jack off, but I went to jack -in
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-the -box about three times. So you've been to
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jack -in -the -box three times, but have not
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jacked off? Nope. You're doing Lord's service
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by not doing it. I've done it for you. We learned
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the old slogan. You what? We learned the old
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jack -in -the -box slogan. Do jack, do jack,
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do jack. Jack in the box. Valley cooking. Jack.
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I have not heard it, but I can assume it's hilarious.
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Are you really into jingles? Yes. Old radio jingles.
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What's your favorite radio jingle? I remember
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that one that says, you pick the hits here on
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clock AM. You're adorable. Any other favorite
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jingles? K -L -O -K clock AM. Were there any
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jingles that were either a part of Wild 94 .9
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or on like a commercial that you liked? Abaddonald,
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we do it all for you. You're very smart, Hank.
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Hammer and Hank. Thank you, buddy. How is Smurfette
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doing? Extremely good. What you guys been up
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to? We've been eating a lot, talking a lot, watching
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a lot. Disney Channel. I remember Fitness and
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Ferb. Nice. What do you guys talk about? A lot
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of stuff. You almost said shit, but you're a
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good boy. Cool, buddy. Hammer and Hank, what
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is your radio memory of this week? My radio memory
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this week? Oh, no. I cough a lot. I'm battling
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a stupid cough right now. You always are. Anyway,
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my radio memory this week is when I started at
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Q102, which is a hip -hop station in San Francisco,
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recording public service announcements. I didn't
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know that you were at Q102. Yep. You're a gangster,
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dude. I was only there for a year and a half,
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then I was like, oh, because that prick. Who?
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Elroy Smith. Yeah, he's a douchebag. He looks
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like a corporate moron. I know. He is a moron.
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He let me go. He said that it was because of
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budget cuts. But the truth is, he just wanted
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to get rid of me. And look at him now. He's some
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guy working somewhere, but he's a douche. I have
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heard, Hank. Any other radio memories? Yes. Sup?
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The day I went to Gwen Stefani concert for Wanda
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Fine back in 2007. Did you get to meet her? That
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was the last concert I ever attended. Did you
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get to meet her? What? Did you get to meet Gwen
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Stefani? Nope. That sucks. She would be so nice
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to you. She's such a cutie pie. Any other memories?
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Cutie pie. Nope. That's it for this week. Hammer
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and Hank, if I hit the music, are you ready for
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jokes? Yeah. Let me hit the music. What are your
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jokes this week? Why did I go to the gym today?
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Why? So I could walk in, look around, and leave
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before I peaked too early. Next. How did you
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know you're getting older? How? When you hurt
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yourself sleeping. Do it every night. Why did
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I try eating healthy this week? Why? Because
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I forgot. Mozzarella sticks. Assisted. Oh, they're
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so good. Mm -hmm. What's the most exciting part
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about being an adult? Why? Finding a really good
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parking spot. Next. Why am I bad at saving money?
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Why are you bad at saving money? Because every
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time I open the food delivery app, it suddenly
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thinks I'm rich. Next. What's my favorite part
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of the day? What? Taking out my shoes and realizing
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I survived. That's me every day. Why don't I
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chase women? Why? Because I get out of Brett's
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hallway through the parking lot. That was funny.
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What do I love? cancel plans so much. Why do
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you cancel plans so much? Because staying home
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is undefeated. Why was I excited to buy a vacuum?
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Why? Because apparently that's what happens when
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you become an adult. And finally, why did I go
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to bed early and still wake up tired? Why? Because
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life likes To keep things interesting. And that's
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it for the jokes. Oh, Hanky, you can't hear it,
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but you'll hear it after. Oh, we got some church
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music going on. How the hell is church going?
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Extremely good. Pastor Lito led a sermon last
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week. How is that? Talks about his time in the
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Philippines. Mm -hmm. And really... A lot of
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verses in the Bible. What's your favorite verse
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in the Bible? For God so loved the world that
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he gave his only forgotten son. So whoever believes
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in him should not perish, but have eternal life.
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Oh, hell yeah. What else is going on in church?
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We're wrapping up the book of James this week.
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And my pastor John will have surgery. That's
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good. I just got attacked. Sorry, I was not paying
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attention. That was rude of me. Hammer and Hank,
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I'm playing the music right now. Hammer and Hank,
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what do you think of the NBA playoffs? NBA playoffs?
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Oh. I know the Warriors won last night. I was
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watching the game. Yeah, bro, I didn't. Now,
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you're lucky. You're on the West Coast, so it's
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earlier. I didn't get to bed until 2 .30. I was
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watching it. Okay. Okay, dude. No, I'm saying
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Stephen Curry and Draymond Green, who we've been
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very critical of last night, bro. He had some
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of the best defense I've seen him do in seven
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years, so shout out to Draymond. Shout out to
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Stephen Curry. Hell yeah, and Al Horford. He
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kept hitting those threes. That's a humiliating
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sentence tomorrow. Yeah. To secure a spot in
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the NBA playoffs. I'm sad. I'm not going to be
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able to watch that game because I have to go
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to the airport at fucking 5 a .m. because my
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mom scheduled an early morning airplane. Wouldn't
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that be interesting? That's not that interesting.
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Hammer and Hank, did you watch the Hornets game?
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Nope. Charlotte Hornets. To tie the game in,
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Colby Wyatt hit the three and Lomelo Ball got
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the game winner. And my family's from North Carolina.
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I'm upside. It was the number one playing sports
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center. It was pretty sick. Hammer and Hank,
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what are your old TV show memories? Watching
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the old Solid Goal TV show way back in the 1980s.
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What was that show like? I liked the Solid Goal
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dancers, the music performance. And my favorite
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music performance I saw was, you know, when Al
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Franken and Tom Davis are Saturday Night Live?
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Mm -hmm. That period song, under my thumb. I
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have never heard that, but it's, wait, sorry.
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Sorry, I'm getting a text message. I'm being
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terrible today. I am so sorry. Dude, I have to
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get a, I have to get a cat sitter. That sucks.
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Wait, one second. Give me a second. Wait one
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second. Actually... No! Fuck! Actually, I have
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someone else. I thought it was that person. My
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bad. So, I applied to have a cat sitter, Hank.
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And there's a website called Rover and I applied
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for it. And I sent an invite to like six different
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people. So there's all these random numbers because
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they don't give you the actual number. I used
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to app call Rover when I went on vacation to
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Kansas. Yeah. Because my dad wouldn't let us
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take our dogs with us. Yeah, it's great. But
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the problem with it is the fact that You sign
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up and you send an invite to like five people
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and you don't know which person is which. So
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this girl just texted me and I thought it was
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somebody else. So that is my bad. Let's get back
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on track. Hammer and Hank, what is your Disney
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channel memory? My Disney channel memory is when
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I started watching the TV show Sydney to the
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Max. What was that like? It's about a junior
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high girl. They didn't hurt life away. You love
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your Disney Channel. Yep. What do you like so
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much about Disney Channel? They have a lot of
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family quality programming. That's good. I love
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it. Like Phineas and Ferb, Cindy to the Max,
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Wooly, Super Kitties. Did you like the show back
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then? Or I mean, did you like the Buzz Lightyear
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show when it was on? Yes. It was so good. I hate
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that it's not on Disney Plus. That sucks. Yeah,
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because they actually don't own it. It was made
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by a third party. Disney doesn't claim it. So
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absolutely riveting stuff. Hank, am I being a
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good host today? Yes, you are. I'm trying. Hammer
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and Hank, I feel like I'm boring you. I'm not
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boring you, right? Nope. That's good, Hammer
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and Hank. That's good. Now, do you have music
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trivia? Yes. Let me hit the music for pop culture
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trivia, all right? I know. Turn on the show with
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Henry and Ryan. Pop trivia questions, yeah, no
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lying. Got my mind sharp like a blade that's
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flying. What do you have? Who had the top 10
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hit record, Peaceful, Easy Feeling, way back
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in 1972? Steely Dan. Nope. The Eagles. Up. Next.
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That's it for music trivia. Hank, who sang the
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song Holiday Inn, or rapped? Chingy. Yes, sir.
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Let me think of another one. Who rapped the song
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Get Money in 1997? I don't know. The last person
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to be interviewed by the doghouse. Notorious.
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Biggie Smalls. Hell yeah. Notorious. B -I -G,
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bro. Biggie Smalls. Yes, sir. You're right. Who
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sang the song? I got nothing else. I'm out of
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it. Let me think. Hit him up style in 2001. Blue
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Can't Trout. Hell yeah. Who sang the song Call
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Me Maybe? Carly Rae Jepsen. Who sang the song
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Party in the USA? Miley Cyrus. Who's the last
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person you jacked off to? Sabrina Carpenter.
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Hell yeah! I did it to Pornhub. Heather and Hank,
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we have a comment here. Do you have any listener
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comments? Nope. We have one here that says, Hank.
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You are an absolute warrior and I am proud of
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you for continuing the fight that is known as
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radio. So we have a fan for you. You're doing
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a good job. You're killing it. Hammer and Hank,
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I'm going to hit the buddy music and then I'll
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point to you. Let me turn it up in the club.
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All right. I know. Yo, tune in to the show. It's
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Hammer and Hank. Autistic genius always keeping
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it dank. Henry Oaks on the mic. Hop, ride, and
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shotgun. Roll call for the buddies. We just having
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some fun. Buddy of the week. Who gonna get the
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crown? Hank bringing smiles. Shut the haters
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down. On the airwaves. We breaking the code.
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Streetwise vibes on this radio. All right, Hank.
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What do you have for buddy of the week? Definitely
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Christian Boss. Who works for the disaster roasters.
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Hell yeah. Roasters. He's trying to get me to
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sing the national anthem at one of the roasters
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games this upcoming season. And then you're singing
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it at one. So you're already singing it at another
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team, right? That's important. On the 28th. The
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28th of April? Yep. Tickets on sale right now
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at StocktonPorts .com. Good job, buddy. Any other
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buddies of the week? That's it. Hammer and Hank,
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this is going to be an epic one, but let me hit
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the music. Are you ready for Prick in the News?
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Yep. Henry on the mic, what's this? Prick in
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the news, fools thinkin' they slick Ryan got
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the scoop crew ready to expose Shots fired dodgin'
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pigs in the petty pros Coppers in the back, hoppy
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with that verbal machete Every word a weapon,
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cameras rollin', y 'all ain't ready Keyboard
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warriors actin' tough behind the screen Between
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the lines, you get sliced like a deli cheese
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Prick in the news, he's a thorn in your side
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Explosin' all your lies, there ain't no place
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to hide Henry Ryan drop them facts and truth
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bombs This ain't a sitcom, more like Gorilla
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Kong I will give you the floor. Who is your prick
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in the news? Definitely Otis Day. Now, Otis Day
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is a guy who's done Green Bay Radio for about
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30 years and he made a parody account of a rival
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in his market who is a female and was harassing
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her and posting pictures of her and her kid without
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the consent and then got fired from their Kiss
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FM up there. What do you think of that? Loser!
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That definitely sucks. Big time. What do you
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think is the douchiest part about the guy that
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looks like a thumb? He looks like a thug to me.
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A thug? Yep. I think he looks like... You remember
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Bone Thugs in Harmony? Hit me at the crossroads,
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crossroads, crossroads. Right? Okay. I'm rapping.
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I'm doing Bone Thugs in Harmony. You do it. I'll
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do whatever I want. Hammer and Hank, what do
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you think of bullies like Otis Day that always
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have to be douchebags? They suck. What do you
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think is wrong with them? Do you think they're
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mentally ill? Do you think they're idiots? I
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think they're bastards. If you could tell Otis
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Day one thing, because I'll tag him on social
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media, describe to him how much of a douchebag
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he is. Otis Day, you're a douchebag. You're a
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prick. And I'm glad you're on the radio because
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of the incident that occurred. Could you ever
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forgive Otis Day? Or are you done with that?
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I'm done. I have no room for bullies. It's one
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thing to have a radio war, but when you're posting
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other pictures of people and not even responding
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to my videos, you're a liar, you're a failure,
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and a coward. And you can't always trust Reddit,
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but from what I've read, you walk around Green
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Bay like you think you're the hottest thing on
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Earth. You are. What's up? You know, that's right.
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I know I'm right. I'm always right. Not at all.
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Otis Day! Otis Day! Go to hell. Whoa. What'd
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you get? What would your church think of Otis
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Day? He sucks. Big time. He needs some Jeebus.
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I mean, Jesus in his life. Otis Day. Put on a
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hat. You look like a thumb. Hammer and Hank,
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anything else? You know, this is our 50th episode
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of the Hammer and Hank Show of Ron and Hoppy.
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What do you think about that? Extremely good.
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Here's to another 500 more episodes. Oh, geez.
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If we live that long. Hammer and Hank, anything
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else on your mind? That's it. All right, Hammer
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and Hank. Let me do this real quick. Let me turn
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on this music. I'll get the club going. Hank,
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what did you think of our 50th show? It was extremely
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good. What was your favorite part? The jokes.
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The buddy of the week. What's up? The buddy of
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the week. And calling out that loser on his day.
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That's right. Hammer and Hank, next week, I might
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be able to record on Wednesday. Could Wednesday
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possibly work? That'll work just fine, buddy.
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Okay, it's 50 -50 because I'm going to be in
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Chicago, but if I can find time, we'll do it.
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If not, we'll have to wait two weeks, but I'll
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try to make it happen, okay? All right, buddy.
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Hammer it. Yeah, sign us off. Peace in the hood.
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And now you log off of Zoom. Bye, Hank. Peace
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in the hood. We'll be right back. We'll be right
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back. puzzle piece crown man this dude was the
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boss city missed the voice that's the ultimate
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cause never lost puzzle piece crown man this
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dude was the the ultimate cost. What's up? Ryan
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What up, Hammer and Hank? If I hit the music,
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would you be ready to start the show? What's
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up, buddy? Yes, I would, buddy. All right, let
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me do it. You're listening to The Hammer and
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Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppy. The
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Hammer and Hank Show. Yeah. Uh. Uh. Yeah. Hammer
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and Hank, legend on the airwaves. What's up Hammer
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and Hank? How you doing buddy? I'm doing good.
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I actually want to give a shout out to my mom
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right now. She just texted me. I sent her the
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picture of us and she said good luck with your
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upcoming national anthem. Cool, buddy. You're
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welcome. Hammer and Hank, can you believe that
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it's been 50 shows? It's been 50 episodes. How
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crazy is that? Extremely good. How do you feel
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about it? Excellent, buddy. Would have been Some
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of your favorite memories. Our first podcast.
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What was that like? What do you remember about
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it? Our first jokes. Yeah, but I'm saying, what
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do you remember about our first podcast? I remember
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that it might be a long, long podcasting career
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for me. Yes, sir. Hammer and Hank, how the hell
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has your week been? Very good. How many times
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have you gone to jack -in -the -box and jacked
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off? I didn't jack off, but I went to jack -in
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-the -box about three times. So you've been to
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jack -in -the -box three times, but have not
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jacked off? Nope. You're doing Lord's service
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by not doing it. I've done it for you. We learned
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the old slogan. You what? We learned the old
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jack -in -the -box slogan. Do jack, do jack,
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do jack. Jack in the box. Valley cooking. Jack.
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I have not heard it, but I can assume it's hilarious.
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Are you really into jingles? Yes. Old radio jingles.
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What's your favorite radio jingle? I remember
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that one that says, you pick the hits here on
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clock AM. You're adorable. Any other favorite
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jingles? K -L -O -K clock AM. Were there any
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jingles that were either a part of Wild 94 .9
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or on like a commercial that you liked? Abaddonald,
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we do it all for you. You're very smart, Hank.
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Hammer and Hank. Thank you, buddy. How is Smurfette
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doing? Extremely good. What you guys been up
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to? We've been eating a lot, talking a lot, watching
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a lot. Disney Channel. I remember Fitness and
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Ferb. Nice. What do you guys talk about? A lot
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of stuff. You almost said shit, but you're a
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good boy. Cool, buddy. Hammer and Hank, what
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is your radio memory of this week? My radio memory
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this week? Oh, no. I cough a lot. I'm battling
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a stupid cough right now. You always are. Anyway,
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my radio memory this week is when I started at
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Q102, which is a hip -hop station in San Francisco,
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recording public service announcements. I didn't
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know that you were at Q102. Yep. You're a gangster,
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dude. I was only there for a year and a half,
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then I was like, oh, because that prick. Who?
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Elroy Smith. Yeah, he's a douchebag. He looks
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like a corporate moron. I know. He is a moron.
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He let me go. He said that it was because of
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budget cuts. But the truth is, he just wanted
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to get rid of me. And look at him now. He's some
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guy working somewhere, but he's a douche. I have
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heard, Hank. Any other radio memories? Yes. Sup?
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The day I went to Gwen Stefani concert for Wanda
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Fine back in 2007. Did you get to meet her? That
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was the last concert I ever attended. Did you
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get to meet her? What? Did you get to meet Gwen
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Stefani? Nope. That sucks. She would be so nice
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to you. She's such a cutie pie. Any other memories?
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Cutie pie. Nope. That's it for this week. Hammer
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and Hank, if I hit the music, are you ready for
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jokes? Yeah. Let me hit the music. What are your
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jokes this week? Why did I go to the gym today?
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Why? So I could walk in, look around, and leave
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before I peaked too early. Next. How did you
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know you're getting older? How? When you hurt
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yourself sleeping. Do it every night. Why did
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I try eating healthy this week? Why? Because
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I forgot. Mozzarella sticks. Assisted. Oh, they're
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so good. Mm -hmm. What's the most exciting part
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about being an adult? Why? Finding a really good
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parking spot. Next. Why am I bad at saving money?
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Why are you bad at saving money? Because every
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time I open the food delivery app, it suddenly
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thinks I'm rich. Next. What's my favorite part
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of the day? What? Taking out my shoes and realizing
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I survived. That's me every day. Why don't I
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chase women? Why? Because I get out of Brett's
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hallway through the parking lot. That was funny.
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What do I love? cancel plans so much. Why do
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you cancel plans so much? Because staying home
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is undefeated. Why was I excited to buy a vacuum?
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Why? Because apparently that's what happens when
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you become an adult. And finally, why did I go
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to bed early and still wake up tired? Why? Because
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life likes To keep things interesting. And that's
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it for the jokes. Oh, Hanky, you can't hear it,
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but you'll hear it after. Oh, we got some church
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music going on. How the hell is church going?
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Extremely good. Pastor Lito led a sermon last
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week. How is that? Talks about his time in the
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Philippines. Mm -hmm. And really... A lot of
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verses in the Bible. What's your favorite verse
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in the Bible? For God so loved the world that
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he gave his only forgotten son. So whoever believes
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in him should not perish, but have eternal life.
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Oh, hell yeah. What else is going on in church?
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We're wrapping up the book of James this week.
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And my pastor John will have surgery. That's
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good. I just got attacked. Sorry, I was not paying
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attention. That was rude of me. Hammer and Hank,
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I'm playing the music right now. Hammer and Hank,
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what do you think of the NBA playoffs? NBA playoffs?
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Oh. I know the Warriors won last night. I was
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watching the game. Yeah, bro, I didn't. Now,
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you're lucky. You're on the West Coast, so it's
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earlier. I didn't get to bed until 2 .30. I was
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watching it. Okay. Okay, dude. No, I'm saying
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Stephen Curry and Draymond Green, who we've been
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very critical of last night, bro. He had some
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of the best defense I've seen him do in seven
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years, so shout out to Draymond. Shout out to
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Stephen Curry. Hell yeah, and Al Horford. He
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kept hitting those threes. That's a humiliating
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sentence tomorrow. Yeah. To secure a spot in
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the NBA playoffs. I'm sad. I'm not going to be
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able to watch that game because I have to go
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to the airport at fucking 5 a .m. because my
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mom scheduled an early morning airplane. Wouldn't
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that be interesting? That's not that interesting.
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Hammer and Hank, did you watch the Hornets game?
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Nope. Charlotte Hornets. To tie the game in,
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Colby Wyatt hit the three and Lomelo Ball got
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the game winner. And my family's from North Carolina.
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I'm upside. It was the number one playing sports
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center. It was pretty sick. Hammer and Hank,
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what are your old TV show memories? Watching
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the old Solid Goal TV show way back in the 1980s.
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What was that show like? I liked the Solid Goal
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dancers, the music performance. And my favorite
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music performance I saw was, you know, when Al
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Franken and Tom Davis are Saturday Night Live?
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Mm -hmm. That period song, under my thumb. I
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have never heard that, but it's, wait, sorry.
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Sorry, I'm getting a text message. I'm being
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terrible today. I am so sorry. Dude, I have to
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get a, I have to get a cat sitter. That sucks.
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Wait, one second. Give me a second. Wait one
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second. Actually... No! Fuck! Actually, I have
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someone else. I thought it was that person. My
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bad. So, I applied to have a cat sitter, Hank.
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And there's a website called Rover and I applied
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for it. And I sent an invite to like six different
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people. So there's all these random numbers because
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they don't give you the actual number. I used
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to app call Rover when I went on vacation to
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Kansas. Yeah. Because my dad wouldn't let us
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take our dogs with us. Yeah, it's great. But
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the problem with it is the fact that You sign
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up and you send an invite to like five people
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and you don't know which person is which. So
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this girl just texted me and I thought it was
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somebody else. So that is my bad. Let's get back
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on track. Hammer and Hank, what is your Disney
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channel memory? My Disney channel memory is when
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I started watching the TV show Sydney to the
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Max. What was that like? It's about a junior
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high girl. They didn't hurt life away. You love
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your Disney Channel. Yep. What do you like so
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much about Disney Channel? They have a lot of
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family quality programming. That's good. I love
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it. Like Phineas and Ferb, Cindy to the Max,
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Wooly, Super Kitties. Did you like the show back
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then? Or I mean, did you like the Buzz Lightyear
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show when it was on? Yes. It was so good. I hate
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that it's not on Disney Plus. That sucks. Yeah,
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because they actually don't own it. It was made
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by a third party. Disney doesn't claim it. So
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absolutely riveting stuff. Hank, am I being a
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good host today? Yes, you are. I'm trying. Hammer
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and Hank, I feel like I'm boring you. I'm not
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boring you, right? Nope. That's good, Hammer
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and Hank. That's good. Now, do you have music
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trivia? Yes. Let me hit the music for pop culture
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trivia, all right? I know. Turn on the show with
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Henry and Ryan. Pop trivia questions, yeah, no
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lying. Got my mind sharp like a blade that's
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flying. What do you have? Who had the top 10
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hit record, Peaceful, Easy Feeling, way back
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in 1972? Steely Dan. Nope. The Eagles. Up. Next.
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That's it for music trivia. Hank, who sang the
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song Holiday Inn, or rapped? Chingy. Yes, sir.
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Let me think of another one. Who rapped the song
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Get Money in 1997? I don't know. The last person
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to be interviewed by the doghouse. Notorious.
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Biggie Smalls. Hell yeah. Notorious. B -I -G,
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bro. Biggie Smalls. Yes, sir. You're right. Who
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sang the song? I got nothing else. I'm out of
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it. Let me think. Hit him up style in 2001. Blue
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Can't Trout. Hell yeah. Who sang the song Call
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Me Maybe? Carly Rae Jepsen. Who sang the song
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Party in the USA? Miley Cyrus. Who's the last
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person you jacked off to? Sabrina Carpenter.
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Hell yeah! I did it to Pornhub. Heather and Hank,
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we have a comment here. Do you have any listener
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comments? Nope. We have one here that says, Hank.
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You are an absolute warrior and I am proud of
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you for continuing the fight that is known as
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radio. So we have a fan for you. You're doing
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a good job. You're killing it. Hammer and Hank,
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I'm going to hit the buddy music and then I'll
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point to you. Let me turn it up in the club.
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All right. I know. Yo, tune in to the show. It's
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Hammer and Hank. Autistic genius always keeping
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it dank. Henry Oaks on the mic. Hop, ride, and
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shotgun. Roll call for the buddies. We just having
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some fun. Buddy of the week. Who gonna get the
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crown? Hank bringing smiles. Shut the haters
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down. On the airwaves. We breaking the code.
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Streetwise vibes on this radio. All right, Hank.
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What do you have for buddy of the week? Definitely
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Christian Boss. Who works for the disaster roasters.
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Hell yeah. Roasters. He's trying to get me to
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sing the national anthem at one of the roasters
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games this upcoming season. And then you're singing
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it at one. So you're already singing it at another
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team, right? That's important. On the 28th. The
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28th of April? Yep. Tickets on sale right now
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at StocktonPorts .com. Good job, buddy. Any other
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buddies of the week? That's it. Hammer and Hank,
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this is going to be an epic one, but let me hit
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the music. Are you ready for Prick in the News?
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Yep. Henry on the mic, what's this? Prick in
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the news, fools thinkin' they slick Ryan got
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the scoop crew ready to expose Shots fired dodgin'
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pigs in the petty pros Coppers in the back, hoppy
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with that verbal machete Every word a weapon,
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cameras rollin', y 'all ain't ready Keyboard
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warriors actin' tough behind the screen Between
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the lines, you get sliced like a deli cheese
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Prick in the news, he's a thorn in your side
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Explosin' all your lies, there ain't no place
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to hide Henry Ryan drop them facts and truth
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bombs This ain't a sitcom, more like Gorilla
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Kong I will give you the floor. Who is your prick
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in the news? Definitely Otis Day. Now, Otis Day
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is a guy who's done Green Bay Radio for about
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30 years and he made a parody account of a rival
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in his market who is a female and was harassing
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her and posting pictures of her and her kid without
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the consent and then got fired from their Kiss
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FM up there. What do you think of that? Loser!
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That definitely sucks. Big time. What do you
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think is the douchiest part about the guy that
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looks like a thumb? He looks like a thug to me.
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A thug? Yep. I think he looks like... You remember
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Bone Thugs in Harmony? Hit me at the crossroads,
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crossroads, crossroads. Right? Okay. I'm rapping.
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I'm doing Bone Thugs in Harmony. You do it. I'll
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do whatever I want. Hammer and Hank, what do
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you think of bullies like Otis Day that always
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have to be douchebags? They suck. What do you
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think is wrong with them? Do you think they're
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mentally ill? Do you think they're idiots? I
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think they're bastards. If you could tell Otis
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Day one thing, because I'll tag him on social
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media, describe to him how much of a douchebag
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he is. Otis Day, you're a douchebag. You're a
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prick. And I'm glad you're on the radio because
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of the incident that occurred. Could you ever
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forgive Otis Day? Or are you done with that?
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I'm done. I have no room for bullies. It's one
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thing to have a radio war, but when you're posting
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other pictures of people and not even responding
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to my videos, you're a liar, you're a failure,
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and a coward. And you can't always trust Reddit,
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but from what I've read, you walk around Green
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Bay like you think you're the hottest thing on
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Earth. You are. What's up? You know, that's right.
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I know I'm right. I'm always right. Not at all.
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Otis Day! Otis Day! Go to hell. Whoa. What'd
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you get? What would your church think of Otis
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Day? He sucks. Big time. He needs some Jeebus.
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I mean, Jesus in his life. Otis Day. Put on a
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hat. You look like a thumb. Hammer and Hank,
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anything else? You know, this is our 50th episode
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of the Hammer and Hank Show of Ron and Hoppy.
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What do you think about that? Extremely good.
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Here's to another 500 more episodes. Oh, geez.
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If we live that long. Hammer and Hank, anything
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else on your mind? That's it. All right, Hammer
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and Hank. Let me do this real quick. Let me turn
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on this music. I'll get the club going. Hank,
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what did you think of our 50th show? It was extremely
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good. What was your favorite part? The jokes.
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The buddy of the week. What's up? The buddy of
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the week. And calling out that loser on his day.
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That's right. Hammer and Hank, next week, I might
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be able to record on Wednesday. Could Wednesday
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possibly work? That'll work just fine, buddy.
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Okay, it's 50 -50 because I'm going to be in
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Chicago, but if I can find time, we'll do it.
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If not, we'll have to wait two weeks, but I'll
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try to make it happen, okay? All right, buddy.
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Hammer it. Yeah, sign us off. Peace in the hood.
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And now you log off of Zoom. Bye, Hank. Peace
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in the hood. We'll be right back. We'll be right
00:22:09.289 --> 00:22:25.599
back. puzzle piece crown man this dude was the
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boss city missed the voice that's the ultimate
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cause never lost puzzle piece crown man this
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dude was the the ultimate cost. What's up? Ryan
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