The Cover-Up Of Wander Franco (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.27.26)

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. There you go. Here it is. I'm talking

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to Billy Bush about Kelsey Handler. Kelsey Handler,

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she's not a fan. Said we should have learned

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by now that putting a straight white male in

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office is a problem. How dumb. What a hag she

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is. She's like a liberal Megyn Kelly. Is that

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if someone said the same thing about a woman.

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Hell yeah. Or a gay person or a person of color,

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it would be widely. Yeah, Chelsea Handler used

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to be funny. Now she's kind of getting into like

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hag territory. Shut up. Condemned. Like we don't

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need, I mean, another straight guy. Yeah, I used

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to get into disagreements with people about it.

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But there is definitely something called. Being

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heterophobic. I do believe that everybody should

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have equal rights. But just because men have

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had it easy with white men does not mean that

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we don't have it hard. Who are you connecting

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with on that? This is unbelievable. Also, I am

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married to one of the global pop gay icons, so,

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you know. Hell yeah, we all love Heidi Montag.

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We want to tag along with her. I'm pretty, you

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know, I got, the gays are with me. I have the

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entire gay vote. Hopefully. God, he's the freaking

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worst. I don't think women realize how healthy

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it is for men to get laid. Like, you're honestly

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an angel when you have sex with us. I don't care

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what you're like. You can be a freaking model.

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I'm probably not a prostitute because I would

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never do that. Could you imagine that? Dive and

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dives, man. More after my breakup from my fiance

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nine years ago. Man, I have a lot of breakups.

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I don't know what I have more of, breakups or

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radio jabs. Yeah. There were times that I was

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lonely. But I never thought about going on rugged

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maps or whatever that side is. Man, if you're

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paying for sex, you're a lizard, dude. I mean,

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I sure am like Amsterdam or Vegas. But that thing

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is always one time. You know what? We're going

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to tell a little story. Today's show is going

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to be really long. I got up at like 9 p .m. Storytime

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music. Yeah, last time I went to bed, I was like,

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nah, I got up at 10 a .m. I probably also got

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up at 10 p .m. as well. So right now it's like

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11 .32 and I got nothing to do today. So today's

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going to be just me rambling. But I'm creating

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some music on Zoom. Some AI music for storytime.

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Let's see how this sounds. Talking about the

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loneliness of my life in 2019. But I'm totally

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not lonely. So, there was this time. I was talking

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to this girl on Tinder about, I don't know, seven

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years ago. It was seven years ago. And she goes,

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have you ever heard of Fantasyland in Tampa?

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This is better. Yeah! Yeah, she goes, have you

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ever been to Fantasyland in Tampa? I'm like,

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no, what is it? She's like, oh, it's this porn

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shop that has a theater in the back. She's like,

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we should go sometime. I'm like, okay. And I

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was like, I started driving there. And I was

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like, I'm here now, are you? And she's like,

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no, I didn't mean tonight. It was a little bit

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of miscommunication. So I went there. Girls get

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in free. Guys have to pay 20 bucks. So I go into

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it. Or is it Fantasyland? I think it's Fantasyland,

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right? Not Adventureland. That's a theme park,

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right? Fantasyland and Tampa. Yeah, Fantasyland.

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I hope I didn't say Adventureland. No, Fantasyland

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and Gold Supercenter. They're open right now.

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4715 Lowe's Avenue. Saigon! No, Saigon. There's

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this big theater. There's like four different

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porn on. Four different screens. And there's

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like dudes jerking it. And I'm like, okay. This

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is a waste of my money. So to decompress... I

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sit in one of the rooms by myself. And I just

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go, you know what? Let me just decompress for

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a second. I did not know that there was a glory

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hole in that room. And all of a sudden, I'm sitting

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there. I'm like looking at the NBA score as you

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know. Maybe it was March Madness. But all of

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a sudden, ladies and gentlemen, all boys and

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girls, there's a little hole in the wall. And

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all of a sudden, something pokes in. There you

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go. It was the baddest! And the problem was,

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I was all the way in the back of the complete

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storm. So I had to go, and the only exit is a

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fire exit. So then, I ran hard on that drive

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home on the down memory. And Howard Franklin,

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I had some real talk to myself about what the

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hell are you doing? And now it's story time with

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Ryan Hoppy. Woo -hoo! Aren't you all traumatized

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from that story? You might be traumatized from

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me telling the story, but you gotta think, I'm

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traumatized from leaving the story. You know

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what I mean? Oh yeah, how are you guys today?

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You're doing good. Today's gonna be a wild show,

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I promise. I would not lie to you. Mm -hmm. Maybe

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I would. I don't know. I'll just... And now,

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back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's

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Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs, your morning show

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prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. And

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those are his good qualities. A sick person with

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a powerful tool. Welcome to Hoppy Hour. Doors

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closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom and you're

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listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy

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Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? Now, now,

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now, now. If I hit this button, boom, the whole

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program's going to start. Okay, we'll hit it.

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All right. The semen was so big. Hello? Something

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completely different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4,

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3, 2, Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour

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with Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy.

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This is Hoppy Hour. I am your host, Ryan Hoppy.

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Now... Usually, we do Tampa Bay news later in

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the show. But I want to make sure that everybody

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listening hears this in the beginning. Let me

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turn off the music. I am telling you. that the

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Tampa Bay media essentially covered up the Wander

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Franco case. Now, do I need the Tampa Bay media

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every single day to be covering it? No. But he

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literally essentially got away with not getting

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any prison time, even though he was found criminally

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responsible. And that's because he's Wander Franco.

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He's the world famous baseball player. And shame

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on that mom of that daughter for pimping out

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your daughter like that. What are you doing?

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Have we lost all credibility in this room? All

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right. Here is the Wanda Franco clip. Right here,

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we're going to learn about Wanda Franco. Former

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Tampa Bay Rays shortstop Wanda Franco has been

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convicted of sexually abusing a minor. According

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to multiple outlets... Yeah, when you hear them

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say a minor and you hear them say it out loud,

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it sounds really repulsive. Because nobody wants

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to think about what he did. But when you really

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start to go down the rabbit hole of, oh yeah,

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he's a pedophile, it's not so cool. Yeah, he's

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able to swing home runs or whatever, but that

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ain't it, dog. Outlets in the Dominican Republic,

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a panel of judges, handed down its ruling in

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his retrial just after... Yeah, you know, there

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was no coverage of this. Oh, you'll be sure to

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cover the first place race and how they're winning

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games. I remember when my former coworker Aaron

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Jacobson said he was the future of the race.

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How did that work out? Hours ago, justices found

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Franco criminally responsible of sexual and psychological

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abuse of a minor. Yeah, again, they keep using

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that word minor and it keeps reminding you that

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you're the minor. The court stopped short of

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sending him to prison instead, granting a judicial

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pardon. That ruling comes nearly... Yeah, I don't

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know, man. It's just absolutely off -putting

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how this area is like, bows down to all the rich

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and elite. Jeffrey Knight, Mike Calta, wonderful.

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A year after an appeals court overturned his

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previous conviction and ordered a new trial.

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He always looks sad in court. Like, shut up,

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bitch. You're getting in the way of being a pedophile.

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Video here shows him in the courtroom during

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that trial. Prosecutors accused Franco of having

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a relationship with a 14 -year -old girl and

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providing money to her family. I am. As guilty

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as the Tampa Bay media is for not reporting on

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it. The only clip was that 45 second little,

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you know. Well, I'm telling you, in Chicago,

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we cover the hard -hitting topics. We don't hide

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from them. We don't want to lose our press pass,

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you know. We don't care. Not here. We got to

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keep the Rays happy. Yes. Because if the Rays

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are not happy at us. Uh, last night was the American

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Music Awards, and who cares? I love when there's

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an award show, because then all the news is about

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award shows. And it's annoying. But it also makes

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me want to play this banger. Uh -huh, uh -huh.

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Yeah, turn it up, turn it up, turn it up. Hoppy

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hour. Hoppy in the building, hoppy in the building.

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Talk your talk. Red carpet, same suits Same fake

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smile, same speech, same joke Been dead for a

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while, tiny little trophy Big empty room, everybody

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clap on cue I'll rehearse they moves, backstage

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handshake Bro, you changed my life Still talk

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trash in the car that night Whole thing staged

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like a high school play But they swear it's the

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culture on display What's the point of award

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shows? Tell me what they really celebrate Real

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ones left standing at the gate If the crowd don't

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feel it Why they saying that's the greatest show?

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Cut the cap, cut the script We ain't impressed

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by award shows Hoppy on the mic, he don't bite

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his tongue He say names, they gon' say he do

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too much But somebody gotta yell when the 856

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-49 -OP. 856 -494 -6773. We're having absolute

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chaos here. I got these headphones. Galvin from

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the Mike Kelta Show once told me that you don't

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need the nicest headphones. You just need headphones

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that can get you by. It's these Odeo brand headphones.

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Now, I'm not the nicest with technology. but

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I'm trying to be better. And the problem is I

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just got these new headphones because my cord

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wasn't working. And like during the Wander Franco

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ranches and I could like barely hear is like

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cutting in and out. I never sounded better in

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my ears. Drives me nuts. So yes, the American

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Music Awards is last night. Everyone cared. It's

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so riveting watching rich people applaud themselves.

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Shut up. No one cares. So I just thought when

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I was high as hell, I was thinking about it.

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Whenever I'm stoned, I go, hey Alexa, turn on

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Pop 2K on Sirius XM. And the song Glamorous by

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Fergie came on. Man, when I was in middle school,

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that was quite the entertaining song. Now, not

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so much. It's pretty much just a vapid blonde

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bragging about all the money she has. It's pretty

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much just a blonde going, look at me, I'm in

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first class, you ain't bitch. It's just something

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I thought about. First class, I'm better than

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you. And then I'm going to sing the worst national

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anthem and ruin my career. I thought about something

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else the other day. Now people that were born

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in the early 90s will totally get this. But remember

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high school dances? Mm -hmm. Where you would

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grind with girls? I was like the, some of the

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guys at the high school were like the original

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cucks. Mm -hmm. Surprise, blah, blah, blah, sponge

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and go to high school. No, it was like, they

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would watch me grind with their girl because

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the girls felt bad that I was alone. Remember

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that music where you're like, I was in sixth

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grade in 06 and we'd be grinding. And our poor

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teachers would just be kind of facing the wall.

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Or the adult chaperones. Like, this is ridiculous.

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There was like a literal train, dude. Like a

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guy in front, a guy in back. Then a girl that

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ended up getting pregnant at 18. What a crazy

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time. Pretty Ricky grind with me. Listen to Sean.

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I would gain some hate. Gain, gain some hate.

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What a sexual time the mid -2000s were. It was

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very interesting. You know what else happened

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yesterday? You'll never guess who blocked me.

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You'll never guess who can't handle the truth.

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Alright, enough of that music. So I did a video.

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I began it in the beginning of this clip. Talking

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about Chelsea Handler. Saying we don't need another

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hetero man. hetero white man in office. Now,

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I don't think we need Spencer Pratt in office

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as mayor of LA, but I don't think it's because

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he's a hetero white guy. I think it's, he's a

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douche bag. So I made a video. I see it was being

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interviewed by Billy Bush. And I always collab

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with the celebrities on there. I never do a tag

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because they're never going to see the tag. But

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if you collaborate with them, they're always

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collaborating with whatever companies they work

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with. And she blocked me. She can go out, you

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know, and be just, you know, the absolute best

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in her mind. But the moment someone critiques

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you, bye, bitch. Oh, what do we got here? Instagram,

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we got so many clips. Aiden Ross reveals his

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plan on investigating Ray J and Super Hot Fire's

00:17:24.519 --> 00:17:27.000
recent fight. Ray J, obviously, what he said

00:17:27.000 --> 00:17:29.420
after the fight, Super Hot not throwing a fucking

00:17:29.420 --> 00:17:34.240
punch, like in the first round. We need to look

00:17:34.240 --> 00:17:36.259
into that. We need to investigate that. Yeah.

00:17:36.980 --> 00:17:38.980
It's kind of your own little league, though.

00:17:39.039 --> 00:17:40.440
It's not like UFC. What are you investigating?

00:17:41.119 --> 00:17:43.579
You're the one pocketing the money. Supa High

00:17:43.579 --> 00:17:47.339
has been nothing but a great fighter. And he's

00:17:47.339 --> 00:17:49.859
been great. And Supa looked like himself in the

00:17:49.859 --> 00:17:52.299
second round. There you go. That's Aiden Ross

00:17:52.299 --> 00:17:56.079
talking about him. GTA 6 was supposed to come

00:17:56.079 --> 00:17:59.480
out yesterday. So all my gaming friends are sad.

00:18:01.799 --> 00:18:05.480
Supposedly, Drake reportedly rejected Grammy

00:18:05.480 --> 00:18:09.700
submissions for all three of his albums. He claims

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it's because of the art. No, it's because you

00:18:11.259 --> 00:18:13.809
didn't want to get declined. His albums aren't

00:18:13.809 --> 00:18:17.569
bad, but they're not Grammy -worthy. Which is

00:18:17.569 --> 00:18:21.450
not an insult on him. The Grammys are pretentious.

00:18:22.009 --> 00:18:25.950
Mm -hmm. And Drake's new music is for a white

00:18:25.950 --> 00:18:29.069
gal. So the Millies don't want to drink before

00:18:29.069 --> 00:18:31.250
they go out and get plowed by someone 15 years

00:18:31.250 --> 00:18:34.309
younger. That's kind of the vibe they have going

00:18:34.309 --> 00:18:38.430
on. All right, here's an interesting clip. Top

00:18:38.430 --> 00:18:43.650
OnlyFan models, Al's Resin Blend. I'll have to

00:18:43.650 --> 00:18:47.329
do some research later. Got into a physical altercation

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on a podcast over who Clavicular's main girl

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is. You're kind of going after my leftovers.

00:18:56.049 --> 00:19:01.910
Oh, yeah. It can be Eskimo sisters. I was in

00:19:01.910 --> 00:19:04.490
no way, shape, or form going after him. Yeah,

00:19:04.490 --> 00:19:13.019
I don't know about that. Like, at all. Clevica's

00:19:13.019 --> 00:19:15.539
gotta have, like, herpes. Like, genuinely, at

00:19:15.539 --> 00:19:17.599
all. Like, I left. I was done with it. I literally

00:19:17.599 --> 00:19:18.519
just did it to say that I could do it. Okay,

00:19:18.519 --> 00:19:19.759
but, like, you're with my man, and, like, that's

00:19:19.759 --> 00:19:21.240
cool. You guys can be friends, but now I'm gonna

00:19:21.240 --> 00:19:24.519
be with your man. Whoa, this is not quite a physical

00:19:24.519 --> 00:19:28.119
altercation, but still an interesting clip. Oh,

00:19:28.160 --> 00:19:30.519
yeah, you know what's funny? I say this every

00:19:30.519 --> 00:19:34.980
show. Women are always talking about men and

00:19:34.980 --> 00:19:38.390
bringing them down. No! I would say women are

00:19:38.390 --> 00:19:45.190
bringing down women. Here is a girl talking about

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why do men worry about false allegations? Men

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are obsessed with the idea of false rape allegations,

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even though every single study on the matter

00:19:52.369 --> 00:19:54.250
has shown that false allegations are exceedingly

00:19:54.250 --> 00:20:00.049
rare. Yeah, I don't know about that. Just because

00:20:00.049 --> 00:20:02.250
they're rare doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

00:20:03.109 --> 00:20:06.089
I would say it's about 15 % of the time. It's

00:20:06.089 --> 00:20:09.369
still a high number. It's not like 75 % of the

00:20:09.369 --> 00:20:11.769
time. In fact, as a man, you are more likely

00:20:11.769 --> 00:20:13.890
to be raped by another man than you are to be

00:20:13.890 --> 00:20:17.049
falsely accused of rape. All right. You're bitching

00:20:17.049 --> 00:20:22.269
at me. I'm tired. I'm awake. Blah, blah, blah.

00:20:23.730 --> 00:20:27.369
People are questioning the timing of Alex Cooper's

00:20:27.369 --> 00:20:32.440
pregnancy. Alex Cooper is pregnant. The founding

00:20:32.440 --> 00:20:34.980
father. The founding father's pregnant. Can I

00:20:34.980 --> 00:20:37.640
just. What an annoying dude. Shut up. You have

00:20:37.640 --> 00:20:40.920
a funny. Let the woman talk. Like all I wanted

00:20:40.920 --> 00:20:42.740
to do was, was discuss this with you because.

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It's another podcast. The about it. The out and

00:20:46.259 --> 00:20:50.680
about podcast. Oh yeah. Totally unnecessary podcast.

00:20:52.410 --> 00:20:54.369
I think that there are layers to this pregnancy

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announcement. And I think tying it back into

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like the drama with Alex Earl, which was only

00:20:59.150 --> 00:21:00.529
a couple of weeks ago. Like that wasn't that

00:21:00.529 --> 00:21:01.990
long ago. She was definitely obviously pregnant

00:21:01.990 --> 00:21:04.930
at that time. It makes me wonder like, okay,

00:21:04.950 --> 00:21:08.630
so did you, did you like, you knew you were pregnant.

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You knew this announcement was coming. Were you

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trying to like get ahead of something, get it

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all out and then be like, Oh yeah, he got it

00:21:13.750 --> 00:21:15.549
all out of there. Like, by the way, I'm pregnant.

00:21:15.829 --> 00:21:21.750
I don't know. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Sonny Sweeney's

00:21:21.750 --> 00:21:25.849
dad would be so proud. She was seen naked on

00:21:25.849 --> 00:21:30.829
Euphoria. Mm -hmm. This is what we like. A nice

00:21:30.829 --> 00:21:34.190
hot piece of ass naked woman. Mm. That's what

00:21:34.190 --> 00:21:38.049
we all aspire for. Casey Anthony was out seen

00:21:38.049 --> 00:21:40.589
shopping with a dirty riding broad. Mm -hmm.

00:21:42.349 --> 00:21:45.049
She's at TJ Maxx, and she looks like she knows

00:21:45.049 --> 00:21:48.190
her picture's being taken. Pat McAfee. And his

00:21:48.190 --> 00:21:50.690
wife had a kid after an emergency C -section.

00:21:52.269 --> 00:21:55.009
Lindsay Chrisley, which she spells it like a

00:21:55.009 --> 00:21:57.470
dumb broad, L -I -N -D -S -I -E, was arrested

00:21:57.470 --> 00:21:59.630
on suspicion of DUI. She'll get away with it.

00:21:59.930 --> 00:22:03.670
Bella Hadid was on the, for the Cannes Film Festival.

00:22:05.150 --> 00:22:08.349
Donald Trump was ripping into people online and

00:22:08.349 --> 00:22:12.630
then said happy, or gave a Memorial Day shout

00:22:12.630 --> 00:22:17.309
out. Russell Crowe got into it with Autograph

00:22:17.309 --> 00:22:19.710
Seekers. Yeah, Russell Crowe is not the guy you

00:22:19.710 --> 00:22:23.369
want to hang out with. That is not your homie.

00:22:23.529 --> 00:22:25.910
And then I thought this was very weird. Trump

00:22:25.910 --> 00:22:29.390
posted fake Barack Obama mug shots when he has

00:22:29.390 --> 00:22:34.750
a real mug shot. And I'll leave that here. Here's

00:22:34.750 --> 00:22:38.130
the one. Talking about the difference in prices

00:22:38.130 --> 00:22:41.269
that men pay emotionally. Well, I mean, men do

00:22:41.269 --> 00:22:43.940
have to pay for sex, even if it's a dinner. It's

00:22:43.940 --> 00:22:45.680
the difference between men and women. Men and

00:22:45.680 --> 00:22:48.400
women can both have sex. But what happens after?

00:22:48.599 --> 00:22:50.960
Two completely different biological stories.

00:22:51.240 --> 00:22:55.019
Men are built for volume. Oh, yeah. Simple biology.

00:22:55.140 --> 00:22:58.539
Roughly 300 million new sperm a day. Hell yeah,

00:22:58.660 --> 00:23:01.880
all mine are dead. And evolution wired him to

00:23:01.880 --> 00:23:04.539
spread his seed and protect the species. All

00:23:04.539 --> 00:23:07.539
of you are never mine. Right? Sex for a man is

00:23:07.539 --> 00:23:12.920
a... Dopamine flash. Makes us feel alive. Testosterone

00:23:12.920 --> 00:23:16.279
spike. Women need to realize how heavy it makes

00:23:16.279 --> 00:23:19.980
us to get our rocks off. Quick hit with no emotional

00:23:19.980 --> 00:23:22.539
residue. That's why a guy can sleep with somebody

00:23:22.539 --> 00:23:24.740
and literally feel nothing after because his

00:23:24.740 --> 00:23:28.559
brain resets almost instantly. Oh yeah, I'm resetting

00:23:28.559 --> 00:23:31.579
right now. He doesn't bond through sex. I don't

00:23:31.579 --> 00:23:36.079
really agree with that. What would a woman know

00:23:36.079 --> 00:23:42.730
about a man? I guess it's OnlyFans, but she's

00:23:42.730 --> 00:23:45.130
more of a porn star. Megan Alcove is just getting

00:23:45.130 --> 00:23:49.849
interviewed everywhere. Here she is. She revealed

00:23:49.849 --> 00:23:52.170
her mom was in the background of one of her pornos.

00:23:52.369 --> 00:23:56.509
Ah, true. Mother -daughter bonding. Basically,

00:23:56.829 --> 00:24:00.130
when I first got into the industry, I was 19.

00:24:00.690 --> 00:24:04.089
Ah, yeah. That's nice and fresh. And my mom was

00:24:04.089 --> 00:24:08.289
afraid for me to go to a scene by myself. So

00:24:08.289 --> 00:24:10.269
she was like, let me drive you, and then I'm

00:24:10.269 --> 00:24:11.710
going to go in, check it out, make sure everything

00:24:11.710 --> 00:24:13.890
is safe. I'm like, fine. She gets in there. She's

00:24:13.890 --> 00:24:15.410
like, you're really getting along with the guy.

00:24:15.710 --> 00:24:19.279
Oh, yeah. She was. Like, she's like, oh, my God,

00:24:19.319 --> 00:24:21.099
this is so cool. I've never been on a porn set.

00:24:21.180 --> 00:24:23.539
Like, she got just really excited. This is a

00:24:23.539 --> 00:24:25.940
healthy relationship here. And he's like, you

00:24:25.940 --> 00:24:28.019
want to be an extra? And she was like, yeah,

00:24:28.079 --> 00:24:31.559
sure. So I ended up doing a blowjob scene with

00:24:31.559 --> 00:24:36.400
my mom as an extra in the scene. Wait, wait,

00:24:36.420 --> 00:24:38.960
wait, wait. And that was when I was 19. Oh, my.

00:24:41.980 --> 00:24:44.339
I don't know why it's so funny the way she said

00:24:44.339 --> 00:24:47.609
it. I ended up doing a blowjob scene with my

00:24:47.609 --> 00:24:50.569
mom as an extra. She said, like, deal with it.

00:24:50.569 --> 00:24:53.529
It's how I exist. Wait, wait, wait, wait. And

00:24:53.529 --> 00:24:56.069
that was when I was 19. Wow. That's actually

00:24:56.069 --> 00:25:00.710
pretty nuts. And I will say afterwards, like,

00:25:00.789 --> 00:25:03.930
I did feel wrong. It was like, like. No, you

00:25:03.930 --> 00:25:07.049
really? You feel wrong after your mom's in the

00:25:07.049 --> 00:25:10.950
same room while you're giving a mouth hug? Of

00:25:10.950 --> 00:25:13.390
course, dude. The sick feeling in my stomach.

00:25:13.470 --> 00:25:16.069
I felt bad when I used to bang on my ass in the

00:25:16.069 --> 00:25:17.750
other room and my mom would be sleeping in the

00:25:17.750 --> 00:25:21.549
living room when we lived together. It's wrong,

00:25:21.750 --> 00:25:24.009
but I kind of like brush it off. Like, not that

00:25:24.009 --> 00:25:25.890
big of a deal. Like, me and my mom are friends.

00:25:26.869 --> 00:25:30.049
That's the problem there. It's your friend. Like,

00:25:30.049 --> 00:25:32.970
she's always been very open with me and she was

00:25:32.970 --> 00:25:35.150
literally my best friend. Yeah, it's probably

00:25:35.150 --> 00:25:39.599
not good to be best friends with your mom. I

00:25:39.599 --> 00:25:43.200
mean, what do I know about... Ah, what have we

00:25:43.200 --> 00:25:47.299
got here? Young Miami explains why she does not

00:25:47.299 --> 00:25:50.140
want to get married. This video, man, this was

00:25:50.140 --> 00:25:53.039
going across the internet. It's on all the platforms.

00:25:53.519 --> 00:26:17.779
Here's Young Miami. Why does everything she says

00:26:17.779 --> 00:26:24.759
sound so ignorant? Zayn Malik was not in the

00:26:24.759 --> 00:26:27.259
mood to have people trying to take his picture.

00:26:27.500 --> 00:26:29.519
He said, get out of my way. All right, here.

00:26:30.400 --> 00:26:33.960
You guys, we can't get in the car. That is kind

00:26:33.960 --> 00:26:41.220
of a problem. What a bunch of losers not letting

00:26:41.220 --> 00:26:45.529
him in the car. He doesn't care about you. You're

00:26:45.529 --> 00:26:52.109
all douchebags. Ah, man. Here's another video

00:26:52.109 --> 00:26:56.069
from me and my cousin. I was watching it last

00:26:56.069 --> 00:27:01.309
night and it helped me. Helped me relax. Here

00:27:01.309 --> 00:27:03.509
she is talking about how she doesn't care what

00:27:03.509 --> 00:27:05.470
her future kids say. Your kids are going to grow

00:27:05.470 --> 00:27:08.549
up and they can search you and people might bully

00:27:08.549 --> 00:27:11.589
them. What's on your face? I mean, like, talk

00:27:11.589 --> 00:27:13.130
shit about you. Do you ever think about that?

00:27:13.269 --> 00:27:16.029
It definitely does. Yeah. I talk about this to

00:27:16.029 --> 00:27:17.690
my Twitch chat, actually. I think, yeah. She

00:27:17.690 --> 00:27:20.329
got that little childish voice. It's weird. Yesterday.

00:27:20.690 --> 00:27:23.910
Actually, you know what I mean? Daddy, I got

00:27:23.910 --> 00:27:26.670
an A -plus in my test. A lot of people say, oh,

00:27:26.710 --> 00:27:28.369
you shouldn't, you know, you shouldn't have kids.

00:27:28.450 --> 00:27:30.410
Like, because of your past. Yeah, probably not.

00:27:30.750 --> 00:27:37.470
Mm -hmm. But the way that I see it. I don't.

00:27:37.470 --> 00:27:41.349
How do you see it? I don't know. Sometimes you

00:27:41.349 --> 00:27:42.930
have to get a tissue to wipe your face so you

00:27:42.930 --> 00:27:45.230
can properly see. Is it bad that I don't think

00:27:45.230 --> 00:27:48.910
it's going to be that big of a deal? Yeah. Well,

00:27:49.009 --> 00:27:51.390
they're all beta male interviewers trying to

00:27:51.390 --> 00:27:54.990
pay our... So they're not really going to disagree

00:27:54.990 --> 00:27:59.390
on our... That's what I've learned about these

00:27:59.390 --> 00:28:02.769
pie guys. We got the dumb broad, what's her name?

00:28:02.829 --> 00:28:06.230
Ashley Sinclair, Elon Musk, and all these women.

00:28:06.529 --> 00:28:08.910
Whenever the guys are there. They're going to

00:28:08.910 --> 00:28:11.009
say whatever you want, but they don't want to

00:28:11.009 --> 00:28:13.009
have sex with you. We're talking about attention

00:28:13.009 --> 00:28:15.349
spans for people who are so... I don't want to

00:28:15.349 --> 00:28:19.690
hear from you. I'm sorry. Yeah, you don't really

00:28:19.690 --> 00:28:21.450
think about attention span when you're watching

00:28:21.450 --> 00:28:25.869
porn, though. Although sometimes you ever get

00:28:25.869 --> 00:28:28.369
anxiety, like you're really close to just getting

00:28:28.369 --> 00:28:30.569
it all right, and then you're like, oh my God,

00:28:30.630 --> 00:28:32.750
I have to go to work tomorrow. And then you're

00:28:32.750 --> 00:28:38.380
like, no, focus, focus. Tone Bell, I guess, was

00:28:38.380 --> 00:28:43.640
a podcast guest on Joy Taylor's podcast. And

00:28:43.640 --> 00:28:46.339
he also was a guest on Hoppy Hour 10 years ago.

00:28:46.539 --> 00:28:51.779
Our podcast Eskimo brothers. Oh, wait, wait,

00:28:51.779 --> 00:28:55.839
wait, wait, no. It would be me and, wait, that

00:28:55.839 --> 00:28:59.740
joke absolutely. Wow. I didn't think out that

00:28:59.740 --> 00:29:03.579
joke. No, me and Joy Taylor would be Eskimo siblings.

00:29:03.839 --> 00:29:07.180
That was, okay. You know what? Sometimes my jokes

00:29:07.180 --> 00:29:19.720
don't let the car crash. No, but here is Tony

00:29:19.720 --> 00:29:22.940
Bell and Joy Taylor on the Two Personal Podcast

00:29:22.940 --> 00:29:25.660
talking about the struggle of dating. I looked

00:29:25.660 --> 00:29:27.220
like I was making great money, was not making

00:29:27.220 --> 00:29:29.019
good money, but I had a credit card that couldn't

00:29:29.019 --> 00:29:32.519
get declined. So if you was my chick back then,

00:29:32.599 --> 00:29:36.140
you didn't even know I was making like, $37 ,000

00:29:36.140 --> 00:29:39.380
a year. Oh yeah, she didn't like that. Her face

00:29:39.380 --> 00:29:41.420
just got all dry. Oh, you had the good, good

00:29:41.420 --> 00:29:43.859
corporate card. Oh my God. And you had a manager

00:29:43.859 --> 00:29:45.180
that didn't check your receipts either. The girl

00:29:45.180 --> 00:29:46.359
I thought I was going to marry back in the day,

00:29:46.420 --> 00:29:48.519
like this is 20 plus years ago, saw one of my

00:29:48.519 --> 00:29:52.400
paychecks on my coffee table one day, and she

00:29:52.400 --> 00:29:56.740
was like, this argument? What a pig. I go, where'd

00:29:56.740 --> 00:30:02.779
you find that? What the hell? I go, don't. I

00:30:02.779 --> 00:30:04.559
was like, that's a bonus change. That is great.

00:30:05.259 --> 00:30:10.279
Eh, whatever. They need to plow each other. What

00:30:10.279 --> 00:30:15.259
do we got here? Piper Roquel goes on the OnlyFans

00:30:15.259 --> 00:30:17.960
podcast. What an original name for a podcast.

00:30:19.359 --> 00:30:23.559
They're not even trying anymore. The OnlyFans

00:30:23.559 --> 00:30:26.680
podcast. Man, how long did it take you to come

00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:29.839
up with that dumb name? And she straight up exposes

00:30:29.839 --> 00:30:31.859
Gavin for cheating on her with Alice and Rose

00:30:31.859 --> 00:30:34.819
and Bloom. Gavin, now that you've kissed me and

00:30:34.819 --> 00:30:40.200
Alice, who is a better kisser? Wow, we were just

00:30:40.200 --> 00:30:44.380
giving podcasts to all these morons. To be honest

00:30:44.380 --> 00:30:47.240
with you, I mean, I don't really, I really have

00:30:47.240 --> 00:30:50.200
a bad memory. Shut the fuck up, it was Alice.

00:30:50.960 --> 00:30:52.660
Are you trying to say you want to kiss Alice

00:30:52.660 --> 00:30:55.740
again? Well, I didn't, no, I didn't say that.

00:30:55.859 --> 00:30:59.079
Oh, well. Can you imagine, like, you subscribe

00:30:59.079 --> 00:31:00.920
to that podcast and you're driving around and

00:31:00.920 --> 00:31:02.720
you're like, I want to hear two morons talk about

00:31:02.720 --> 00:31:06.700
sex. Oh, wait! I do a show where it's just me

00:31:06.700 --> 00:31:11.259
and I talk about sex. There's a woman that exposes

00:31:11.259 --> 00:31:13.779
the truth behind how a lot of female influencers

00:31:13.779 --> 00:31:16.440
afford their lifestyles. So when I first moved

00:31:16.440 --> 00:31:21.220
to Miami, I... Oh, yeah! Oh, he's in Miami! I

00:31:21.220 --> 00:31:25.140
remember being so amazed that these girls were

00:31:25.140 --> 00:31:28.420
making... so much money off of supplement deals

00:31:28.420 --> 00:31:31.160
and like the stuff they advertise on instagram

00:31:31.160 --> 00:31:34.319
and i was like wow like how how are they getting

00:31:34.319 --> 00:31:37.400
paid this much and they would be posting their

00:31:37.400 --> 00:31:40.039
lifestyle like you know like soft life whatever

00:31:40.039 --> 00:31:41.920
and i was like oh you know good for them like

00:31:41.920 --> 00:31:43.799
i'm not a hater so i was like oh that's dope

00:31:43.799 --> 00:31:47.339
i remember when i found out after being like

00:31:47.339 --> 00:31:49.819
a little more integrated into the brickle downtown

00:31:49.819 --> 00:31:52.619
miami crowd like a lot of these girls are actually

00:31:52.619 --> 00:31:57.220
escorts and that's how they're paying for these

00:31:57.220 --> 00:32:00.279
apartments and cars you thought it was protein

00:32:00.279 --> 00:32:04.000
supplements to make you fart and jewelry and

00:32:04.000 --> 00:32:07.180
so for all the pearl necklaces for days girls

00:32:07.180 --> 00:32:10.720
that like are watching youtube and tiktok and

00:32:10.720 --> 00:32:12.799
being like oh like i'm gonna move to miami and

00:32:12.799 --> 00:32:16.240
i'm gonna be a fitness influencer but you can't

00:32:16.240 --> 00:32:18.819
make a lot of money off of social media yeah

00:32:18.819 --> 00:32:21.099
everyone thinks um i mean even alex roll might

00:32:21.099 --> 00:32:27.000
be one but everyone thinks it sucks Easy. Alabama

00:32:27.000 --> 00:32:30.119
Barker and Neon were hanging out in her childhood

00:32:30.119 --> 00:32:35.819
room. Oh, they're such a real couple. I don't

00:32:35.819 --> 00:32:38.579
believe it for a second. She was not happy with

00:32:38.579 --> 00:32:40.680
Neon after he said he was going to Vegas two

00:32:40.680 --> 00:32:42.960
days earlier to hang with his friends. All right.

00:32:43.160 --> 00:32:45.400
The broads are already becoming our walking red

00:32:45.400 --> 00:32:50.009
flag, but Neon's so in love. She kind of reminds

00:32:50.009 --> 00:32:52.250
me of the hammock row I tried to hook up with

00:32:52.250 --> 00:32:55.529
in Cleveland, and then she banged out nads and

00:32:55.529 --> 00:32:58.910
ball rag. I could not get on her. It's like that

00:32:58.910 --> 00:33:01.069
obsession with the slutty row. I'll come back.

00:33:01.109 --> 00:33:02.849
I'll go there Thursday night, come back Saturday

00:33:02.849 --> 00:33:06.190
morning. You'll come with me? Yes. Why are you

00:33:06.190 --> 00:33:08.329
going on Thursday? Because my friends are there.

00:33:17.379 --> 00:33:35.700
I feel like we're about to watch an argument.

00:33:35.980 --> 00:33:44.220
Shut up, bitch! Wow. What a brat. She just looks

00:33:44.220 --> 00:33:46.619
like a... I don't know what she looks like. She's

00:33:46.619 --> 00:33:50.539
not ugly. For sure she's not ugly, but she's

00:33:50.539 --> 00:33:54.779
got the assorted luck. I'm kidding. OnlyFans

00:33:54.779 --> 00:33:57.900
star Julia Filippo says she's richer than Sidney

00:33:57.900 --> 00:34:00.579
Sweeney. Would Sidney Sweeney or you make more

00:34:00.579 --> 00:34:03.200
money on OF? Now they about to flame me if I

00:34:03.200 --> 00:34:06.910
were to say me. Obviously Sidney Sweeney. But

00:34:06.910 --> 00:34:08.690
then low -key, like, she's already, like, known.

00:34:09.150 --> 00:34:11.510
She's already, like, on social media. Why does

00:34:11.510 --> 00:34:16.690
everybody punch their talk like this? Is it because

00:34:16.690 --> 00:34:18.909
they have the brain of a 14 -year -old because

00:34:18.909 --> 00:34:22.150
of childhood trauma? Like, she's already, like,

00:34:22.190 --> 00:34:26.469
showed the, you know? Wow. They're so well -spoken,

00:34:26.489 --> 00:34:29.050
these OnlyFans podcasts. They sound like geniuses.

00:34:30.610 --> 00:34:35.230
Mike Majlack says 85%. percent of people are

00:34:35.230 --> 00:34:37.250
unaware and lazy in life. That's the guy that

00:34:37.250 --> 00:34:41.710
works with Logan Paul. That's great. Here's a

00:34:41.710 --> 00:34:44.769
woman bringing down this hot ass woman with huge

00:34:44.769 --> 00:34:49.409
boobs. Breaking down how much money she made

00:34:49.409 --> 00:34:54.719
when she was getting tipped. We're going to see

00:34:54.719 --> 00:34:56.619
how much money I can make. I'm excited because

00:34:56.619 --> 00:34:58.940
I usually only work one or two bartending shifts

00:34:58.940 --> 00:35:01.659
a week. This week I got five. So I work today,

00:35:01.719 --> 00:35:04.420
which is Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and then

00:35:04.420 --> 00:35:08.340
I work a double on Saturday. My goal is to make

00:35:08.340 --> 00:35:11.119
at least $1 ,000, but I'm hoping for more. So

00:35:11.119 --> 00:35:12.880
I'm going to update you guys after each shift

00:35:12.880 --> 00:35:14.739
with how much. I don't really care. I'm sure

00:35:14.739 --> 00:35:18.099
she made enough. I'm sure that's her job since

00:35:18.099 --> 00:35:25.210
she looks like she's in Miami. 856 -49 -HOPPY.

00:35:25.269 --> 00:35:29.550
All right. Blake Lively has completely destroyed

00:35:29.550 --> 00:35:32.639
her beauty brand. Blake Lively has officially

00:35:32.639 --> 00:35:37.139
destroyed her $100 million beauty brand. Though

00:35:37.139 --> 00:35:39.739
her haircare line, Blake Brown, was one of Target's

00:35:39.739 --> 00:35:42.260
biggest celebrity beauty launches, making nearly

00:35:42.260 --> 00:35:44.980
$20 million in the first three months. Now, her

00:35:44.980 --> 00:35:47.400
partners are reportedly begging to get out. At

00:35:47.400 --> 00:35:50.380
launch in August of 2024, she was projected to

00:35:50.380 --> 00:35:54.059
make $100 million in its first year. What else

00:35:54.059 --> 00:35:57.239
happened in August of 2024? Oh yeah, the premiere

00:35:57.239 --> 00:35:59.659
of It Ends With Us, which means despite these

00:35:59.659 --> 00:36:03.159
claims of this untraceable smear campaign, her

00:36:03.159 --> 00:36:06.380
sales were skyrocketing at Target. Yeah, that's

00:36:06.380 --> 00:36:11.619
a good point. Call her, she's stupid. And she

00:36:11.619 --> 00:36:14.119
thinks she's smarter than you. Oh, she does.

00:36:16.699 --> 00:36:24.639
856 -49 -HOPPY 856 -494 -6773 856 -494 -6773

00:36:24.639 --> 00:36:28.760
856 -494 -6773 at Ryan Hoppy Radio. You can always

00:36:28.760 --> 00:36:33.179
email me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. I'm just

00:36:33.179 --> 00:36:37.460
seeing what I have here. On accident, I put some

00:36:37.460 --> 00:36:41.840
of the NBA clips in my Instagram clip list, so

00:36:41.840 --> 00:36:46.500
I'm just organizing it. This is a woman saying

00:36:46.500 --> 00:36:48.719
why you should never disrespect your man. When

00:36:48.719 --> 00:36:51.760
a man tells you he feels disrespected and your

00:36:51.760 --> 00:36:54.920
first reaction is to argue with him about why

00:36:54.920 --> 00:36:58.480
he should not feel that way. You are quietly

00:36:58.480 --> 00:37:03.199
killing your own relationship. We obsess over

00:37:03.199 --> 00:37:06.920
being loved. We want the romance, the long messages.

00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:09.599
She's got a hot -ass voice. The constant reassurance.

00:37:09.860 --> 00:37:14.159
But we ignore the way a man's heart actually

00:37:14.159 --> 00:37:16.780
works. Yeah, because we're all trained to think

00:37:16.780 --> 00:37:20.179
that we don't have hearts. Wait, no! How do you

00:37:20.179 --> 00:37:25.340
think we're all alive? India loves dad. Called

00:37:25.340 --> 00:37:27.760
her out for not settling down. Y 'all getting

00:37:27.760 --> 00:37:31.039
old. You ain't still got a man in your 36. I

00:37:31.039 --> 00:37:32.780
just want to see y 'all married. That is a little

00:37:32.780 --> 00:37:40.260
controlling. This is funny. Cameron on the 80s.

00:37:40.420 --> 00:37:44.909
On the 80s podcast. Talked about why it's not

00:37:44.909 --> 00:37:46.590
a good time to have a girlfriend or a girlfriend.

00:37:46.769 --> 00:37:48.750
Don't be embarrassed out here This is probably

00:37:48.750 --> 00:37:51.210
one of the worst times I have a girlfriend. Who

00:37:51.210 --> 00:37:54.530
will be embarrassed my nigga? Me and PT was talking

00:37:54.530 --> 00:37:56.309
and he was like, damn that's that nigga girl

00:37:56.309 --> 00:38:02.469
now, huh? And he claiming her. I don't know if

00:38:02.469 --> 00:38:05.289
the nigga knows who she is. For some niggas to

00:38:05.289 --> 00:38:09.789
be fucking with hoes and liars. I can't run.

00:38:10.489 --> 00:38:19.590
Suck it, it's a good sign. So Neon was talking

00:38:19.590 --> 00:38:24.590
to this girl named Crystal. And she didn't, she

00:38:24.590 --> 00:38:28.030
didn't expect him to say this when she told him

00:38:28.030 --> 00:38:31.679
how she wasn't able to buy a designer bag. Because

00:38:31.679 --> 00:38:34.519
it was too expensive. You didn't buy it? No.

00:38:34.599 --> 00:38:37.920
Why? Because it's so expensive. And being in

00:38:37.920 --> 00:38:40.440
stores like that, it kind of gives me anxiety.

00:38:41.539 --> 00:38:44.400
Neon can buy it for you. Because you know...

00:38:44.400 --> 00:38:48.000
Someone... Listen, someone go buy her that Louis

00:38:48.000 --> 00:38:53.000
bag. You know what you're into. This is what

00:38:53.000 --> 00:38:56.380
happens, man, when you go buying rim and stuff.

00:38:56.760 --> 00:38:58.880
And all of a sudden, they're asking for things

00:38:58.880 --> 00:39:01.800
because they see what you do on the stream. Expensive

00:39:01.800 --> 00:39:04.300
-ass stores, and everything is so damn expensive.

00:39:05.179 --> 00:39:08.900
The people force you to buy it. They persuade

00:39:08.900 --> 00:39:12.940
you. Yeah, you know, it's called, I don't know,

00:39:13.000 --> 00:39:15.099
making sales. They're like, oh, yeah, you're

00:39:15.099 --> 00:39:16.320
going to love this one. This one is the one.

00:39:21.840 --> 00:39:28.860
What an idiot. What a dummy! 8 -5 -6. 49 and

00:39:28.860 --> 00:39:32.820
a half. Let me see if I can pronounce his name.

00:39:34.079 --> 00:39:38.739
Shadera Eguru says marriage is the lowest form

00:39:38.739 --> 00:39:44.019
of sex work. Did you ever say that marriage is

00:39:44.019 --> 00:39:47.320
sex work? I did, yeah. And I expanded and I said

00:39:47.320 --> 00:39:49.079
that marriage is the lowest paid form of sex

00:39:49.079 --> 00:39:53.130
work. People were really annoyed about it. The

00:39:53.130 --> 00:39:57.730
lowest. Yes. The lowest paid form of sex work.

00:39:57.750 --> 00:39:59.769
I believe marriage is the lowest paid form of

00:39:59.769 --> 00:40:03.829
sex work within the dynamic of cis hetero marriage

00:40:03.829 --> 00:40:06.289
between men. All right. That accent's putting

00:40:06.289 --> 00:40:11.849
me to sleep. Sophie Rain says she still wouldn't

00:40:11.849 --> 00:40:13.929
lose her virginity or have a baby with Elon for

00:40:13.929 --> 00:40:16.730
a billion dollars. Yeah, I'm going to be honest.

00:40:17.369 --> 00:40:22.070
I don't believe she's a virgin. I don't. Johnny

00:40:22.070 --> 00:40:25.929
Manziel beat the crap out of an influencer as

00:40:25.929 --> 00:40:29.510
he began his W, or not W, he began his MMA career.

00:40:30.750 --> 00:40:33.909
Man, when I was with Rivers Vaughn and Glory,

00:40:34.110 --> 00:40:38.110
I tweeted out, it was the day before my dad died.

00:40:38.329 --> 00:40:41.849
I was watching Boardwalk Empire while watching

00:40:41.849 --> 00:40:47.429
Rivers show. And I tweeted out, if Johnny Manziel

00:40:47.429 --> 00:40:51.000
can't handle the Cleveland media, How are you

00:40:51.000 --> 00:40:53.840
going to handle the NFL? This isn't TMZ land,

00:40:53.860 --> 00:40:57.719
bro. And then a rover always wants to act like

00:40:57.719 --> 00:41:03.659
he's in these big cities. In the city I reside

00:41:03.659 --> 00:41:06.400
in. It never says Cleveland. So all of a sudden,

00:41:06.440 --> 00:41:09.280
he got really mad. And guess what happened? I

00:41:09.280 --> 00:41:13.440
was right, bitch. Did he do well? In Cleveland?

00:41:13.699 --> 00:41:18.699
No. Also this morning, Pope Leo is calling for

00:41:18.699 --> 00:41:21.739
more robust regulation of artificial intelligence

00:41:21.739 --> 00:41:24.699
and he's calling on its developers. Yeah, I don't

00:41:24.699 --> 00:41:26.699
know if we need to work on that. Maybe more the

00:41:26.699 --> 00:41:28.920
pedophilia in your church. I don't know, maybe

00:41:28.920 --> 00:41:32.500
a crazy idea. To work for the common good rather

00:41:32.500 --> 00:41:35.579
than profit. There you go. There's the Pope.

00:41:35.860 --> 00:41:39.760
There's the Pope. Look here, Travis Kelsey and

00:41:39.760 --> 00:41:43.480
his fiancee are here at the game. I gotta skip

00:41:43.480 --> 00:41:45.239
over it, but they went to the Cleveland Cavaliers

00:41:45.239 --> 00:41:49.099
game. Look at us! I bet that was a nightmare

00:41:49.099 --> 00:41:50.679
behind the scenes. Like, you can't be around

00:41:50.679 --> 00:41:56.820
Taylor. I was crushed by a 600 -pound fridge.

00:41:57.699 --> 00:42:00.000
Comedian Laura Cleary says she was... That's

00:42:00.000 --> 00:42:02.760
the funniest thing she ever said with that riveting

00:42:02.760 --> 00:42:05.699
voice. Seriously hurt by a home appliance in

00:42:05.699 --> 00:42:08.659
a series of shocking Instagram posts. One video

00:42:08.659 --> 00:42:11.500
shows Laura being transported by first responders

00:42:11.500 --> 00:42:14.840
from her POV with text written over the top that

00:42:14.840 --> 00:42:20.539
reads. I'm glad she's okay. Maybe. Oh, did you

00:42:20.539 --> 00:42:23.219
know Adam Carolla has gone to the Hollywood Walk

00:42:23.219 --> 00:42:27.539
of Fame? You're getting a star in the Hollywood

00:42:27.539 --> 00:42:29.840
Walk of Fame with someone else that you know

00:42:29.840 --> 00:42:33.380
very well. Yes, Molly Ringwald. Explain that.

00:42:33.500 --> 00:42:36.900
Adam Carolla's such a weird ass dude. I got like

00:42:36.900 --> 00:42:40.519
70 dislikes when I called him out online. Molly

00:42:40.519 --> 00:42:43.900
Ringwald and the Ringwald family. I don't want

00:42:43.900 --> 00:42:45.820
to hear that voice. It's one of those cases of

00:42:45.820 --> 00:42:50.059
dumb ancient heroes. Because I met him before

00:42:50.059 --> 00:42:53.369
and he is not a nice guy. And people kind of

00:42:53.369 --> 00:42:55.570
know it, but kind of respect them because of

00:42:55.570 --> 00:42:59.829
the love line, this podcast, and all that. But

00:42:59.829 --> 00:43:02.889
when I say it, I'm the villain. Man, fuck that.

00:43:03.750 --> 00:43:09.309
I ain't no villain. I'm here to speak the truth.

00:43:09.650 --> 00:43:16.329
Oh, is that what I do? Oh, sure. The research

00:43:16.329 --> 00:43:19.889
says Gen Z is ignoring the risk of skin cancer.

00:43:20.070 --> 00:43:22.510
Oh, I'm going to die of something. The American

00:43:22.510 --> 00:43:25.369
Academy of Dermatology has found that only 25

00:43:25.369 --> 00:43:29.550
% of those 18 to 29 reported are concerned about

00:43:29.550 --> 00:43:32.230
developing skin cancer. All right, burn. You

00:43:32.230 --> 00:43:34.789
sound like you're bitching at me. Shut up. Good

00:43:34.789 --> 00:43:40.730
evening, everyone. I'm Julie Andrews. Man, she

00:43:40.730 --> 00:43:43.230
looks good for her age. That's right. It's beloved

00:43:43.230 --> 00:43:46.269
film and stage icon Julie Andrews making a rare

00:43:46.269 --> 00:43:50.449
appearance. I'm glad you said hi. My mom loves

00:43:50.449 --> 00:43:56.489
the sound of music. No! Hoppy Hot Topic! 856

00:43:56.489 --> 00:44:02.389
-49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet

00:44:02.389 --> 00:44:06.309
at me at RyanHoppyRadio. What do we got? All

00:44:06.309 --> 00:44:10.630
right! I hear ya! Byron Allen says he's not trying

00:44:10.630 --> 00:44:12.730
to replace Stephen Colbert, calling the former

00:44:12.730 --> 00:44:15.550
late night host an American treasure. No, he's

00:44:15.550 --> 00:44:20.050
not. he's a washed up hat also sharing his hopes

00:44:20.050 --> 00:44:23.590
for comics unleashed and its new time slot byron

00:44:23.590 --> 00:44:25.949
chatting with npr's newsmakers in an interview

00:44:25.949 --> 00:44:28.650
published may 22nd admitting his show comics

00:44:28.650 --> 00:44:31.989
unleashed which is taking over cbs's 11 30 p

00:44:31.989 --> 00:44:34.210
.m time slot following the late show's official

00:44:34.210 --> 00:44:38.070
end has its own audience i used to watch it back

00:44:38.070 --> 00:44:40.750
in the day it's just such a douchey name because

00:44:40.750 --> 00:44:44.289
they don't feel unleashed They're boring. Happy

00:44:44.289 --> 00:44:49.309
Hot Topic. Lindsey Chrisley is facing legal trouble.

00:44:49.650 --> 00:44:54.789
What a moron. Can a dumb family go a day without

00:44:54.789 --> 00:44:57.269
getting in trouble? The Chrisley Knows Best alum

00:44:57.269 --> 00:44:59.530
was arrested and booked into Georgia's Cherokee

00:44:59.530 --> 00:45:02.610
County Sheriff's Office on May 23rd and released

00:45:02.610 --> 00:45:04.949
early the next morning after... I like this background

00:45:04.949 --> 00:45:06.909
music. It's like that iPhone alarm that you sleep

00:45:06.909 --> 00:45:09.409
through. Posting bond, the sheriff's office confirmed

00:45:09.409 --> 00:45:12.449
to E! News. She was charged with attempting to

00:45:12.449 --> 00:45:15.750
elude police, improper passing, DUI, reckless

00:45:15.750 --> 00:45:21.710
driving, and speeding. What a moron! People citing

00:45:21.710 --> 00:45:25.829
the Cherokee County Jail. She's a naughty girl.

00:45:26.670 --> 00:45:30.110
You know what I think it's time for? It's time

00:45:30.110 --> 00:45:38.250
for Alex Earl News. Happy on the air! Yo, we

00:45:38.250 --> 00:45:43.050
back in this. Turn it up in your car. In your

00:45:43.050 --> 00:45:47.550
cubicle. Wherever you at. We got another one

00:45:47.550 --> 00:45:54.829
to talk about. Scroll, same face, same pose.

00:45:55.050 --> 00:45:57.469
Filter on thick like them fake friends' clothes.

00:45:57.730 --> 00:46:00.530
Capture so deep it don't say one thing. But the

00:46:00.530 --> 00:46:03.449
brand deal link always stay front page. She rehearse

00:46:03.449 --> 00:46:06.110
that laugh that I'm just like you. In a hotel

00:46:06.110 --> 00:46:08.750
mirror with a spontaneous view. Wants a mic,

00:46:08.789 --> 00:46:11.010
wants the merch, wants the podcast share. Say

00:46:11.010 --> 00:46:13.010
a whole lot of words, but there's nothing really

00:46:13.010 --> 00:46:16.730
there. Alex Burrows is a wannabe, call her daddy.

00:46:17.110 --> 00:46:20.829
Wannabe, wannabe. Trying to copy every topic,

00:46:21.030 --> 00:46:25.750
everybody. Yeah, all soft, all gloss But it's

00:46:25.750 --> 00:46:29.289
hollow in the center You forget about the dinner

00:46:29.289 --> 00:46:33.869
Alex Pearl is a wannabe, that's tragic Same script,

00:46:33.989 --> 00:46:36.929
same lines, all plastic Happy hour, call it out,

00:46:36.989 --> 00:46:41.800
that's a habit We allergic to the fake Yeah,

00:46:41.800 --> 00:46:44.420
we gotta have you. Storytime hit, but it's all

00:46:44.420 --> 00:46:47.199
prepped tears. Got a heartbreak arc every couple

00:46:47.199 --> 00:46:50.119
of years. New boy, same plot. Cue the ring light

00:46:50.119 --> 00:46:52.539
glow like we ain't seen this re -run four seasons

00:46:52.539 --> 00:46:55.780
ago. Says I'm real, I'm raw, I'm a hot mess queen.

00:46:55.880 --> 00:46:58.460
But the hair never moves, teeth way too clean.

00:46:58.619 --> 00:47:00.980
Every word sound clipped from a promo sheet.

00:47:01.119 --> 00:47:04.659
Whole life, one long, sponsor me, angry. Alex

00:47:04.659 --> 00:47:08.539
Earl is a wannabe father, daddy. Wannabe, wannabe,

00:47:08.780 --> 00:47:12.019
wannabe. Trying to Copy every topic, everybody.

00:47:12.679 --> 00:47:16.340
Come on. All talk, all gloss. But it's hollow

00:47:16.340 --> 00:47:20.679
in the center. You forget about a dinner. Alex

00:47:20.679 --> 00:47:24.239
Earl is a wannabe. That's tragic. Same script,

00:47:24.340 --> 00:47:27.039
same lines, all plastic. Poppy, I will call it

00:47:27.039 --> 00:47:30.280
out. That's the habit. We allergic to the fake.

00:47:31.599 --> 00:47:34.519
Yeah, we gotta have him. Hey, hey, hey. Run,

00:47:34.599 --> 00:47:38.739
run. They confused. Clap. Woo. with a soul. Turn

00:47:38.739 --> 00:47:42.119
the timeline to a black hole. Pretty face, they

00:47:42.119 --> 00:47:44.440
can take. That's the package. But empty stays

00:47:44.440 --> 00:47:47.179
empty. You can't capture magic. So we sit on

00:47:47.179 --> 00:47:50.699
truth. That I be brute. Every Friday, yeah, we

00:47:50.699 --> 00:47:54.260
review. If the crown don't fit, don't grab it.

00:47:54.300 --> 00:47:58.119
If the mic too heavy, don't drag it. Alex Earl

00:47:58.119 --> 00:48:01.559
is a wannabe caller, daddy. Wannabe, wannabe,

00:48:01.780 --> 00:48:05.000
wannabe. Trying to copy every topic, everybody.

00:48:05.840 --> 00:48:36.789
Come on. We'll see you next time. Alex L shared

00:48:36.789 --> 00:48:40.190
how it really felt to run into her ex Braxton

00:48:40.190 --> 00:48:43.610
Berrios. Oh yeah, it's not really good when you

00:48:43.610 --> 00:48:48.250
run into your ex. And oh, he just kind of opens

00:48:48.250 --> 00:48:53.130
up a wound. More than five months after the couple

00:48:53.130 --> 00:48:56.250
broke up, the influencer took to TikTok to share

00:48:56.250 --> 00:48:58.670
how it was seeing Braxton. Oh yeah, she's doing

00:48:58.670 --> 00:49:02.070
her typical video in the bathroom where her ex

00:49:02.070 --> 00:49:06.559
is putting on makeup. at a club in Miami on May

00:49:06.559 --> 00:49:14.599
24th. I'm sure. I'm sure he has no complaints

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about you. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will

00:49:33.179 --> 00:49:35.719
be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.

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Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is

00:49:40.500 --> 00:49:46.260
poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was

00:49:46.260 --> 00:49:48.820
so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like

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listening to this next song, you can skip over

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it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride

00:49:53.920 --> 00:49:59.639
in his selection, so stick around, folks. There's

00:49:59.639 --> 00:50:03.269
a man. On the bad side of town. He got a board.

00:50:03.469 --> 00:50:06.250
A new kind of board. Oh yeah? What's so special

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about it? It's got a special beat. When you pick

00:50:09.110 --> 00:50:13.110
it up, the whole world start dancing. Don't tell

00:50:13.110 --> 00:50:15.230
anyone where you got this information from. The

00:50:15.230 --> 00:50:16.710
whole world's on the lookout for this skateboard.

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Because the beat's hot. Because the beat's hot.

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So put it in your system, and let that bass hum

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And let it beat your eardrums and your face numb

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And we just took reeds, boy, way out your league,

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boy Them big old bangers from the J to E and

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T, boy Slide to Long Beach, boy, get out your

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seats, boy And make way for them skaters from

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the streets, boy Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick

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flips, boy, pick chips, boy Overseas, here we

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come, bitch What you know about this thing? Flyin'

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every weekend Bank accounts all around the world

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We be in Pace and Plankton, Europe Stop, stop,

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no hook on the track Why? Because the beat's

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hot I be the skater girl, I'm a skater girl Got

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yellow purple stones, I'm a Laker girl You see

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that cherry whip, that Bloody Mary kick Zoom,

00:52:03.079 --> 00:52:06.019
zoom, boom, boom, I might get married this I'm

00:52:06.019 --> 00:52:09.260
in that beat though, like Danny Lee though You

00:52:09.260 --> 00:52:12.679
can catch my toes truckin' like a repo This is

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our block, my wood Long Beach, boys and girls,

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this is our hood Cause I'm the queen, gotta make

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you lean Shirt stoppin' at the light My ribs

00:52:27.579 --> 00:52:31.440
stop, stop No hook on the track Because the beat's

00:52:31.440 --> 00:52:45.019
hot Because the beat's hot We make your body

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rock That do the ollie bop I got you, take the

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different flavors like a lollipop My angels dance

00:52:51.380 --> 00:52:54.320
to this, nobody don't answer this They get it

00:52:54.320 --> 00:52:56.780
poppin' in their club when they bakin' it See,

00:52:56.800 --> 00:52:59.320
see, see, see, I'm skateboard, this gon' be Lake

00:52:59.320 --> 00:53:02.579
Shore This is those break bones, but I break

00:53:02.579 --> 00:53:05.860
bars Yeah, we steppin' in the light, light haters

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Flop, flop, no hook on the track, why? Because

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DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look normal, but the

00:54:51.969 --> 00:54:54.030
truth is, I have a condition known as autism.

00:54:54.710 --> 00:54:57.269
That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.

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That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless

00:55:00.829 --> 00:55:03.389
of who they are. People with autism normally

00:55:03.389 --> 00:55:05.969
have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication

00:55:05.969 --> 00:55:09.289
skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.

00:55:09.769 --> 00:55:12.570
In a recent study, people with autism are less

00:55:12.570 --> 00:55:15.269
likely to have a job and more likely to become

00:55:15.269 --> 00:55:18.570
homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends

00:55:18.570 --> 00:55:21.849
and family, having a college education. I have

00:55:21.849 --> 00:55:24.349
even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as

00:55:24.349 --> 00:55:26.650
an honorary personality for many years. Always

00:55:26.650 --> 00:55:28.650
remember that people with autism want the same

00:55:28.650 --> 00:55:31.510
things as you, to be happy and successful. To

00:55:31.510 --> 00:55:34.409
find out more about autism, please contact your

00:55:34.409 --> 00:55:37.610
local mental health center or visit autismspeech

00:55:37.610 --> 00:55:39.969
.org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate

00:55:39.969 --> 00:56:04.590
your kindness. to bring joy to my city. Niggas

00:56:04.590 --> 00:56:06.389
out here broke, got the nerve to be picky. Get

00:56:06.389 --> 00:56:08.030
my man some bread, cause I hate to see him shitty.

00:56:08.210 --> 00:56:09.710
We're back to selling dope just to make a pretty

00:56:09.710 --> 00:56:11.690
penny. Keeping it 100, but niggas think keep

00:56:11.690 --> 00:56:13.510
it 50. Chicago before they, everybody acting

00:56:13.510 --> 00:56:15.130
like we 50. I told my bitch, you fucking with

00:56:15.130 --> 00:56:16.710
the greatest, and you see me. The realest of

00:56:16.710 --> 00:56:18.530
the realest, and the realest of my city. Seven

00:56:18.530 --> 00:56:20.150
-year -old babies getting killed for no reason.

00:56:20.269 --> 00:56:22.030
Niggas cracking cars, zeroing all they people.

00:56:22.150 --> 00:56:24.150
Real niggas get blessings, chill with they niggas.

00:56:24.170 --> 00:56:26.070
Real niggas fuck bitches, care to they niggas.

00:56:26.210 --> 00:56:27.769
Benny's host for everybody, breaking down the

00:56:27.769 --> 00:56:29.730
swisher. Put the loud end right around to some

00:56:29.730 --> 00:56:48.760
music. Only Outro Music To my brothers and my

00:56:48.760 --> 00:56:50.659
niggas so we equalize each other Life is but

00:56:50.659 --> 00:56:52.460
a dream till you wake up with your mother Smoke

00:56:52.460 --> 00:56:54.559
a Mary Jackie, you know more drama Still you

00:56:54.559 --> 00:56:56.039
don't come, it's cookin', I'ma mess the plan

00:56:56.039 --> 00:56:57.619
Gon' put it in the action, motherfucker, take

00:56:57.619 --> 00:56:59.599
a stand My bones in the murder cap, I don't hit

00:56:59.599 --> 00:57:01.800
a man I'm in my own lane, tryna see where I fit

00:57:01.800 --> 00:57:03.980
in Take a chance, one man's gonna catch a band

00:57:03.980 --> 00:57:06.000
So we out here every day, tryna chase these bands

00:57:06.000 --> 00:57:07.900
Makin' all this money, you'll never understand

00:57:07.900 --> 00:57:10.300
So go ahead and judge me, I still get to it Them

00:57:10.300 --> 00:57:11.659
niggas say they winnin', but I know they really

00:57:11.659 --> 00:57:13.800
losin' Twelve months later, still ridin' in that

00:57:13.800 --> 00:57:15.780
Buick Get off that slow grindin', I'ma be fair

00:57:15.780 --> 00:58:44.719
-paced And my niggas in the streets Just cuz

00:58:44.719 --> 00:58:46.539
you rappin' doesn't mean that he gonna rap Slappin'

00:58:46.599 --> 00:58:48.599
doors open on the V, let a hunter rap All them

00:58:48.599 --> 00:58:51.019
face shots need dental to identify Louis Tony,

00:58:51.139 --> 00:58:53.579
ETC, bitch, I been that guy Stay high, E .T.,

00:58:53.579 --> 00:58:55.440
I live in the sky Your bitch on me sexy, try

00:58:55.440 --> 00:58:57.639
and give my dick a try Takin' trips with my roadies

00:58:57.639 --> 00:58:59.599
and my wrists on rollie I don't talk to the police,

00:58:59.719 --> 00:59:02.079
no talkin' Out west at the fee -fee, and they

00:59:02.079 --> 00:59:05.739
put everything on shorty Made man, made D, touch

00:59:05.739 --> 00:59:08.820
me and you die, no worries Latin -ass niggas

00:59:08.820 --> 00:59:10.579
always tellin' stories Bitches wanna kick it,

00:59:10.599 --> 00:59:18.090
tryna be another story That jewelry, I be smokin'

00:59:18.090 --> 00:59:19.849
heavy round, bro, they need another water. Supers

00:59:19.849 --> 00:59:21.329
love me in the club, cause you know I take it

00:59:21.329 --> 00:59:23.110
well. I don't care what we have, makers ask if

00:59:23.110 --> 00:59:24.710
they will ever get a bone in white. Said I smoke

00:59:24.710 --> 00:59:26.570
them like a cigarrella, you can catch us in traffic.

00:59:26.769 --> 00:59:30.150
We're heavy metal, ever, ever travel. Pop out.

00:59:54.710 --> 00:59:56.530
Don't you hate when a nigga fake? Hell yeah,

00:59:56.550 --> 00:59:58.269
I'm already knowing most niggas snake Better

00:59:58.269 --> 01:00:00.230
smile in your face, lie to you to your face Still

01:00:00.230 --> 01:00:01.690
ain't really shit to them cause they do it that

01:00:01.690 --> 01:00:04.130
day Haters that be coming in all sizes and shapes

01:00:04.130 --> 01:00:06.050
Disguised in they face, fake trying to embrace

01:00:06.050 --> 01:00:08.309
But I ain't with that so I just fall back like

01:00:08.309 --> 01:00:10.510
Nah, my nigga, I'm good, I'm straight Real talk

01:00:10.510 --> 01:00:12.429
though, hate is a bitch nigga trait So if you

01:00:12.429 --> 01:00:14.570
a real nigga then I know you can relate Licking

01:00:14.570 --> 01:00:15.849
in the mirror, all these niggas don't relate

01:00:15.849 --> 01:00:17.829
So I'm coming in great cause I know these niggas

01:00:17.829 --> 01:00:19.550
hate I'm coming like I'm great cause I know these

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R -Y -A -N -H -O -P -P -E .com. Radio .com. I

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would hope you know how to spell radio. Or it's

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in my podcast section. So whenever you listen

01:03:03.340 --> 01:03:06.079
to Hoppy Hour like you are right now in the podcast

01:03:06.079 --> 01:03:10.980
description. It's all of that. We're going to

01:03:10.980 --> 01:03:14.840
come back on Hoppy Hour. Keep this party going

01:03:14.840 --> 01:03:20.400
and going. But let's hear from... Hammer and

01:03:20.400 --> 01:03:22.519
Hank, which you can hear the Hammer and Hank

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show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppe on Spotify

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by searching up Hammerin, H -A -M -M -E -R -I

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-N, Hank show, and check it out on his podcast

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feed. People with autism are often treated like

01:03:35.139 --> 01:03:38.420
they are different. Believe me, we are. Hi, this

01:03:38.420 --> 01:03:41.079
is Henry Oaks, but my buddies may have known

01:03:41.079 --> 01:03:43.820
me as Hammer and Hank. I was labeled as slow

01:03:43.820 --> 01:03:46.639
when I started school. Come to find out at age

01:03:46.639 --> 01:03:49.500
12, the doctors decided I was autistic. autistic.

01:03:49.539 --> 01:03:52.679
Not at the age of 48. I have completed an associate's

01:03:52.679 --> 01:03:54.980
degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the

01:03:54.980 --> 01:03:57.599
San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.

01:03:57.880 --> 01:04:00.900
So yes, I am different. People of autism have

01:04:00.900 --> 01:04:04.480
no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,

01:04:04.699 --> 01:04:08.159
love, and learn to gain education and join the

01:04:08.159 --> 01:04:11.860
workforce. I did it and so can anyone else of

01:04:11.860 --> 01:04:15.000
autism. So when you meet someone with autism,

01:04:15.159 --> 01:04:18.119
don't feel sorry for them. Work with them. Find

01:04:18.119 --> 01:04:21.250
out for yourself that autism isn't a disease,

01:04:21.469 --> 01:04:24.329
it's a condition. To find out more about autism,

01:04:24.610 --> 01:04:28.650
please visit Autism Speaks .org. Autism Speaks.

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It's time to listen. The rhythm of life's just

01:04:51.400 --> 01:04:59.599
so unfair All night's buzzing but the laughter's

01:04:59.599 --> 01:05:02.460
growing dim Eardrums mix and hoppy like fingers

01:05:02.460 --> 01:05:05.739
without rings VHX to FM, shoutouts hit the street

01:05:05.739 --> 01:05:08.119
But soon the sound will vanish like shadows in

01:05:08.119 --> 01:05:11.380
the heat The happy hour is coming to a close

01:05:11.380 --> 01:05:14.840
Radio waves fading like a wilting rose Laughter

01:05:14.840 --> 01:05:17.519
and joy dissolving in the air But we'll keep

01:05:17.519 --> 01:05:26.940
the rhythm So unfair. Phone lines buzzing, but

01:05:26.940 --> 01:05:29.579
the laughter's growing dim. Ear drums hissing,

01:05:29.579 --> 01:05:31.820
happy like figures without brains. Gaining checks

01:05:31.820 --> 01:05:34.400
to FM, shout -outs hit the street. But soon the

01:05:34.400 --> 01:05:37.059
sound will vanish like shadows in the heat. Oh,

01:05:37.059 --> 01:05:40.519
the happy hour is coming to a close. Radio waves

01:05:40.519 --> 01:05:43.280
fading like a wilting rose. Laughter and joy

01:05:43.280 --> 01:05:46.360
dissolving in the air will keep the rhythm on.

01:06:01.199 --> 01:06:03.639
Now it's time to face the silence like the TV

01:06:03.639 --> 01:06:06.619
on Snow Riot Hoppy held the mic with humor so

01:06:06.619 --> 01:06:09.159
divine The void left in our hearts wider than

01:06:09.159 --> 01:06:17.920
a canyon line LINE Empty speakers silenced by

01:06:17.920 --> 01:06:20.440
the coming to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping

01:06:20.440 --> 01:06:23.460
round a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs ease

01:06:23.460 --> 01:06:26.239
our daily grind Now silence louder than the thoughts

01:06:26.239 --> 01:06:29.860
we can't rewind The Hoppy Hour is coming to a

01:06:29.860 --> 01:07:07.170
close Outro Music RyanHockeyRadio .com And like

01:07:07.170 --> 01:07:11.489
that, it's gone. You probably had Taco Bell before.

01:07:11.769 --> 01:07:16.269
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is

01:07:16.269 --> 01:07:19.449
poop. I'll get you a little and we'll call it

01:07:19.449 --> 01:07:32.570
a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is

01:07:32.570 --> 01:07:48.469
now over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast

01:07:48.469 --> 01:07:55.030
day. Good night, and God bless America. Door

01:07:55.030 --> 01:07:55.570
is closing.