Saturday Is For Hoppe! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.23.26)

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. Here we go. Yeah, Elon Musk, baby.

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Here comes the moment. Elon and her had sex.

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He looked at me and said, pick a name. But like,

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I don't know how to explain like how surreal

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it is in that moment you're like man that is

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sad when you literally peaked when you had sex

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with Elon what else are you talking about nothing

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it's all Elon can you imagine him Your only conversation

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starter is Elon Musk, your deadbeat baby daddy.

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Like, 23, I'm a single mom, and all of a sudden,

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I'm, like, on the jet of, like, the richest guy

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in the world. Oh, yeah, I love to clean it out.

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Because without him, I don't have much going

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on. And he's, like, pouring me red wine and telling

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me how nice the wine is. He, like, reiterates,

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like, four times. He's like, this is a really

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nice bottle of wine. Wow, you are just trying

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to bring out these, yeah, autism. You're probably

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autistic, too, honey. And I was like, honestly,

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I can't tell the difference between this and

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a box of Franzia, but, like. Oh, okay, well,

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no wonder you're single. You're nine. You know

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how many women Elon can get? Why would he want?

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Now you're doing the Alex Earl thing of doing

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makeup videos while you talk about men. But then

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wonder why you're single. I'm sure it's nice

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if it's on your plane. She's just so icky, man.

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So... That's what you sound like. Like, I just

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don't know how much I want to say here, but so...

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I love that. Well, I guess this is relevant because...

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I love when women say that. They go, I don't

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know how much I want to say. And then they say

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everything. It's kind of like when someone says

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they love you and then they insult you. They're

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trying to ease the burn. But you know she got

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a burn from Elon. Because there's so many, and

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we will address this later. Oh, we're totally

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going to address it. We're all, wait. The baby

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trapping scandal, like people saying we baby

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trap. You are. If you're having to address it,

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you know it's true. So, not exactly proud of

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this, but like... I'm a side chick. I was a young

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hoe, okay? I... Hell yeah! Let me go back and

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hear that. Oh, okay. I slept with him on this

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plane, joined the Mile High Club. Yeah! Yeah!

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Why did it take you 52 seconds to get to the

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good stuff? And the first time we engage in coitus...

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Oh, this is a weird way to... That's a conservative

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girl with coitus. Do you know what he says to

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me? He literally says, pick a name. Yeah. I think

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the name should be... Shut up, Musk! 856 -49

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-HOPPING Oh my God, this is a nine -ass woman

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here. She looks spicy. She would never shut up.

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Ah, her name is Alison Wellington. And she says

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women should never date men earning at least

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$20 ,000 less than them. I know people, I don't

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even want to say, I just know people in my life

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that made like $150 ,000 more than their significant

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other. And they have a good marriage. Let me

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first see if Allison Wellington's in a relationship.

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Is Allison Wellington married or anything like

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that? She is happily married. Good for you. You

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better keep that, man. Because you're going to

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want to date a raggedy woman who's talking about

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money. Problematic on either side. So I say stay

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away from someone who makes significantly...

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...left, and that's starting at... Man, if you

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go around to a woman that talks about money,

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she's as vapid as a dead rat. $30 ,000 difference.

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If you're talking about money when it comes to

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a relationship, your husband's probably cheating

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on you because you're just annoying. You put

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out once a week, and you're one of those girls.

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It's like, ah, you should be grateful. I put

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out once a week. If we even say the woman makes

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100K, a man making 70K with taxes or say he has

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other children. which is a case, especially if

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you're dating in your 30s, and I talked about

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this on another episode. Oh, we all heard it.

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We're all running to whatever podcast this is.

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Decisions, decisions, it appears to be called.

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I didn't make the decision to listen to your

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podcast. A lot of men have other children. There's

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health support. There's their own bills. There's

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a lot of things coming out of that. I mean, there

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was something a friend told me recently that

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I like. What? That man's talking. We're never

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the problem. She makes more than her partner.

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Yeah. I don't know by how much, but she said,

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I always wanted my household income to be this

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amount. Yeah. I don't care about that. Jobs are

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underpaying. They're giving you more tasks with

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no more money. And these renegade women are wondering

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why they're so miserable. But you're money -focused

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because you're morons. I forgot to play this

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earlier when we went to a break. And Vienna's

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happy tips. But I like Charles Barkley. But as

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he's getting older, some of his opinions are

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starting to get a little... I don't know what

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the word is. Boomerish! That's the word! Boomerish!

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Little, okay, boomer. He takes all different

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streaming services to watch the games that's

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disrespectful to fans. Even though everybody

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bitching about the streaming services are older

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people that have cable. Nobody my age was able

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to watch the NBA prior to this year because no

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one had TNT. And you had to pay $95 a month to

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have YouTube TV. Now you can have Amazon, you

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can have Hulu, and you can have Praha and Peacock

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for $50 combined. So what I'm saying is, for

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the boomers that watch things on cable, it being

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on Peacock, Amazon, and Hulu is no good for them,

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but for us, it's saving us money. Whether the

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show's still the same, etc., etc., how would

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Charles Barkley assess the first year of this

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arrangement with Inside the NBA airing on ESPN?

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It's been perfect. And I don't throw that word

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around lightly. They have been amazing to work

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with. Hell yes! I don't... I thought, I wish

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we could. Yeah. You know, we only were one time

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in December. Yeah, that was kind of weird. It

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didn't really, you know, come on, Sean. The game

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here. One time in January. You know, I think

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that Adam Smith has got to get a hold of this

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thing. I think the game's a two. Just doing it

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right now. I don't really think so. I mean, there

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is a little confusion. Why not? It's on Peacock.

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But you know what you do? You go to www. Because

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the people that are having a hard time figuring

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it out would do www. You go to www .nba .com

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and you go, oh, what number? Oh, it's on Peacock.

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Okay, I go to Peacock. It's really not that hard.

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Like NBC, Peacock. Amazon. I think we have disrespected

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the fans. I don't really think so. Not for bar

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owners, maybe. But for me, you've actually saved

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me $40 a month. But it's $10 a month for Peacock,

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which I'll get rid of at the end of the season.

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It's $10 for Peacock, $9 for Amazon, and of course

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the ESPN package with Hulu is $30. That's $50.

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I'm saving $42 compared to YouTube TV. They don't

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know when the games are on. That's a good point.

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And way too late. When it was on TNT, it was

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set at 7 .30 and 10 .30 exactly. Now you got

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the stupid post -game shows. Um, I just think

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that's really unfair to the fans. Alright, whatever.

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I think it's unfair to boomers that don't know

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how to use technology. But I think the rest of

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us are fine. You guys ready to start this show?

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It's not as happy hour. It's going to be a great

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time. We're all going to be hanging out. I don't

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even feel like recording, but I'm here for you

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guys. Thank you, FM DJs. Your morning show prep

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begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. And those

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are his good qualities. A sick person with a

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powerful tool. Welcome to... Door is closing.

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Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening

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to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm

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-hmm. With Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. Yes. No, no,

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no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole

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program's gonna start. Okay, wait. All right.

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All right. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,

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Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.

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Always going in, never doubted, never worried

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about the dollar, no disorder. Oh, my God. It's

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freaking Saturday. I hope each and every one

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of you gets laid this weekend. It's your duty.

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This is Hoppy Hour. I am your host, Ryan Hoppy.

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You can call the show 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's

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856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.

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You can always email me. RyanHuffyRadio .gmail

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.com. Oh, my Lord. You doing good? I'm okay.

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I'm recording at home. It's nice and air -conditioned

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in here. Even though my Duke bills are usually

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high. And I'm looking at my cat. When I was recording

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at my childhood house last month when I went

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to Chicago, I can't believe that was five weeks

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ago. Can you believe that? Well, the thing, ladies

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and gentlemen, boys and girls, is my mom's cat

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did not like my loud projection of my voice during

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the show. But you know who does like it? My sweet

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Luna. She's cute. By the way, I thought this

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was freaking hilarious. So I made a viral video

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that went pretty good online. Because I'll be

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honest, if you were to base my listenership off

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of my YouTube page, I would have maybe 70 downloads.

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20 ,000 downloads a month. But the thing, ladies

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and gentlemen, boys and girls, I've gotten videos

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before, usually when I talk about a comedian.

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There's someone like that cloud chasing one brownie

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chicken fry. I usually get like 40 dislikes and

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then it's like 0%. And that's not fun. A 0 %

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approval rating on YouTube. I did a video about

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that moron Jeff Dye crying like a little bitch.

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He did not get on Kill Tony and was cut off.

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And by the way, ignore the text messages in the

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background. I'm recording on my MacBook. And

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that was my mom, and I don't have her on Do Not

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Disturb. So just ignore that. But guess what?

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My Jeff Dye video got 63 dislikes and one like!

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Can you imagine being the one person that liked

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it? If you are the one person that liked that

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video, call my voicemail. 856 -494 -6773. You

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know what the approval rating was? I love this.

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1 .6%. I think that's better than the scores

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I got in my community college math test. A 1

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.6 % approval rating. One like. And 63 dislikes.

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To the 63 people out there that disliked the

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video, Jeff Dye wouldn't piss on you if you were

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on fire. He doesn't care about you. Do you think?

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Maybe. As someone that's been around Morning

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Radio, that's worked with, let's see here, Steve

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Dahl, Rover, kind of Alan Cox, I was around him,

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Mike Calta, Drew Gravo, Roger and JP, somewhat

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Billy Madison, Shannon Burke, Ian and Jay Retcher,

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Pat and Aaron, MJ, Orlando. I've communicated

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with Bubba before. I've met millions of comedians

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and radio hosts at morning show conventions.

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So I've been around him. Who do you think would

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know more about the inside of the business? Because

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I grew up loving comedy. I listened to Opie and

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Anthony every day from 2006 until the end and

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loved running Fez and Light Rover and Calta and

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all those shows, Bubba. And I worship comedians.

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I used to watch comedians in the library at my

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high school. They're all douchebags. You know

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the only one that's tolerable, and this is going

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to be an unpopular opinion, but that's just what

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I spew on this show, is the man known as Chad

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Zumach. Because he's genuine. He's bat crap crazy.

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But that's why I love my Chad Zermach. Mm -hmm.

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By the way, you know what I'm noticing out there?

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You know what's the trendy thing to say? Is that

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you don't like Drake's new music, man. I've only

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listened to Iceman. But oh my goodness, is it

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great. That song with Future. Now, the guy at

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the end is terrible, but Drake and Future rapping

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is so good in the club. I have not had a chance

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to listen to more of it, but I'm going to. I

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was also listening to Chris Brown's new album.

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Remember when Pitchfork gave it a 1 .5? It's

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like a 7 point. I don't know if 1 .5 is out of

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5 or 10, but I'm going to do it the right happy

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scale. It's like a 7 .2. It doesn't have bangers

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like taking it out or popping, but it's still

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pretty good, Chris Brown. The Jack Harlow CD

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was no, I said CD because I'm a millennial. No,

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the Jack Harlow album was no good, man. He should

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not be doing Neo Soul. You know what's driving

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me nuts about pornography? It's the fact that

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there's this thing where all the plot lines are

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ridiculous. I did always, I got to bang my stepdaughter.

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Or my stepmom or my teacher. No wonder there's

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a lot of pedophile women out there banging younger

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adults. It's right there at barn. Why can't it

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just be, I met this girl on Tinder, and then

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we went to a dive bar, and then we banged, and

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then never talked again. Oh, wait, that's my

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life. Mm -hmm. Or I banged this girl in the comic

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community and she thought I was talking about

00:17:47.470 --> 00:17:50.230
her on a podcast and slandered my name. There

00:17:50.230 --> 00:17:54.789
could also be a porno about my life. Even though

00:17:54.789 --> 00:17:59.329
she had huge boobs. Yes, we need to have pornography

00:17:59.329 --> 00:18:06.150
that's a little more realistic. A little out

00:18:06.150 --> 00:18:08.490
of control, isn't it? Don't you think, maybe?

00:18:09.349 --> 00:18:11.710
Don't you think maybe it's contributing to the

00:18:11.710 --> 00:18:14.670
problems of the room? Or maybe it's just me.

00:18:14.869 --> 00:18:17.630
I don't know. I don't know why I'm talking like

00:18:17.630 --> 00:18:23.089
this. But I decided to. 856 -49 -HAPPY. It's

00:18:23.089 --> 00:18:27.549
856 -494 -6773. You know what else is driving

00:18:27.549 --> 00:18:32.009
me nuts? I've had the dating room. Now I'm a

00:18:32.009 --> 00:18:35.029
man that retired from dating apps. I'm a man

00:18:35.029 --> 00:18:37.930
that's not on dating apps. What I'm telling you,

00:18:37.970 --> 00:18:41.170
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, why do

00:18:41.170 --> 00:18:44.450
you win? And I know guys do this too. This goes

00:18:44.450 --> 00:18:47.609
for any gender. No one's safe in this room. Why

00:18:47.609 --> 00:18:50.269
are you posting pictures of yourself from 2017?

00:18:51.769 --> 00:18:54.710
Nothing's worse than when you got a day with

00:18:54.710 --> 00:18:57.289
a girl and you know what happens. She watches

00:18:57.289 --> 00:18:58.930
it in front of the bar and you're like, that

00:18:58.930 --> 00:19:00.670
kind of looks like the girl I went on a date

00:19:00.670 --> 00:19:04.150
with, but not really. And then you know what

00:19:04.150 --> 00:19:08.529
happens? It's her! But she's doing this thing

00:19:08.529 --> 00:19:10.589
where she's using a picture from like so long

00:19:10.589 --> 00:19:13.089
ago. You know what? I don't care what I look

00:19:13.089 --> 00:19:16.660
like. I know I got a big dick. I'm kidding. What

00:19:16.660 --> 00:19:20.440
I'm saying is I have confidence in myself. I

00:19:20.440 --> 00:19:23.380
don't need to let everybody know, hey, look at

00:19:23.380 --> 00:19:26.380
this picture of me looking like a hunk from 2019.

00:19:26.720 --> 00:19:31.720
Because now I'm chubby. There you go. What's

00:19:31.720 --> 00:19:35.380
going on on Instagram? Oh, Chud the Builder,

00:19:35.380 --> 00:19:39.680
the loser. The judge blocked him from being able

00:19:39.680 --> 00:19:42.099
to use fan donations for his million dollar bond.

00:19:44.180 --> 00:19:48.970
What a Chud. Here's Lily Phipps. The girl that's

00:19:48.970 --> 00:19:52.950
had sex with like 10 million people. She has

00:19:52.950 --> 00:19:55.609
a boyfriend that is supportive of her career.

00:19:56.529 --> 00:19:58.769
Haven't really had many conversations about my

00:19:58.769 --> 00:20:00.430
work and we don't really particularly, it's not

00:20:00.430 --> 00:20:02.569
a topic we really talk about too much. Yeah,

00:20:02.569 --> 00:20:05.750
I was going to say, I came, I did today, it went

00:20:05.750 --> 00:20:08.230
pretty well. I'm a little sorry, but I'll give

00:20:08.230 --> 00:20:10.269
it up to you. It's just like a little bit irrelevant

00:20:10.269 --> 00:20:11.910
to our relationship. Sounds like you don't really

00:20:11.910 --> 00:20:14.250
have any issues with Lily's job, Sammy. Nothing

00:20:14.250 --> 00:20:17.789
at all. Look at the whole work side of things.

00:20:18.930 --> 00:20:20.869
Why do these British people, when they talk about

00:20:20.869 --> 00:20:23.109
porn, it sounds so much classier. He could be

00:20:23.109 --> 00:20:25.690
like, yes, my girl got king banged by 14 dudes

00:20:25.690 --> 00:20:30.390
today. And it sounds elegant. I look at her as

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a human being and who she is. And, you know,

00:20:33.950 --> 00:20:35.970
I'm so proud of everything she does and how hard

00:20:35.970 --> 00:20:38.309
she works. I'm so proud of her. She takes clam

00:20:38.309 --> 00:20:42.990
chowder to the face. Everything else is... There

00:20:42.990 --> 00:20:47.690
you go. This is a weird world we live in. Like,

00:20:47.769 --> 00:20:50.589
there's a difference between dating a porn star

00:20:50.589 --> 00:20:53.630
that maybe has sex with a dude a day, you know?

00:20:54.750 --> 00:20:57.710
Or does finger play videos. But when you're dating

00:20:57.710 --> 00:20:59.609
a girl that's just getting banged on by a million

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dudes, that's no good! When you're dating someone

00:21:10.230 --> 00:21:13.079
that took part. in the million dollar march that

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ain't it julia ann describes the adult business

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um i guess let's start from the beginning um

00:21:20.480 --> 00:21:23.599
how did i had daddy issues you know you get started

00:21:23.599 --> 00:21:28.660
in the industry um well let's see uh my goodness

00:21:30.399 --> 00:21:32.640
Janine was feature dancing. She was a penthouse

00:21:32.640 --> 00:21:35.940
pet. She said, I don't want to feature dance

00:21:35.940 --> 00:21:38.700
by myself anymore. Let's do this thing called

00:21:38.700 --> 00:21:41.299
the duo act. And I was like, what's that? And

00:21:41.299 --> 00:21:42.599
she's like, you know, we're going to go to strip

00:21:42.599 --> 00:21:46.740
clubs and we're going to dance together and put

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on a show and we're going to get paid. How did

00:21:50.359 --> 00:21:54.859
you know Janine? Because her... My husband at

00:21:54.859 --> 00:21:59.019
the time was the singer in a band that my ex

00:21:59.019 --> 00:22:01.319
-boyfriend was the drummer in. You know, she's

00:22:01.319 --> 00:22:06.200
got a lot of ex -boyfriends. Okay. So, yeah,

00:22:06.359 --> 00:22:08.819
like, that's how that all came down. Okay. Oh,

00:22:08.819 --> 00:22:11.819
yeah, no pun intended. It was rather, it was

00:22:11.819 --> 00:22:15.039
organic, you know, like a thing. It was an organic

00:22:15.039 --> 00:22:22.240
orgasm. And we were, like, 18 and 19. And, um,

00:22:22.400 --> 00:22:27.049
so... In, like, 91, I was like, fine, I'll do

00:22:27.049 --> 00:22:30.269
it. Oh, wow, she's been doing porn all her life.

00:22:31.210 --> 00:22:33.130
I'll do it, I'll do it. So we called ourselves

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Blondage, and... There you go, that's her story.

00:22:36.650 --> 00:22:39.710
Just like most porn stars, she's boring us to

00:22:39.710 --> 00:22:42.230
death. We're not watching her for her commentary.

00:22:44.009 --> 00:22:49.119
Here's an anti -feministic video. From TikTok.

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Men who do not abuse or sexually assault women

00:22:51.819 --> 00:22:53.960
still directly benefit from the violence of the

00:22:53.960 --> 00:22:57.339
men who do. Can you imagine thinking that? This

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is why I want to be single forever. All these

00:23:00.859 --> 00:23:06.480
women. They get damaged by one bad boy. And then

00:23:06.480 --> 00:23:08.980
they rap every guy into it. I wonder why they're

00:23:08.980 --> 00:23:12.289
single. Existence of violent men lowers the standard

00:23:12.289 --> 00:23:15.130
of behavior for men so low that as a man, all

00:23:15.130 --> 00:23:17.069
you have to do to be considered a good guy is

00:23:17.069 --> 00:23:20.009
refrain from raping someone. Unfortunately, it's

00:23:20.009 --> 00:23:21.990
kind of true. You know what I've always said?

00:23:22.809 --> 00:23:27.430
And this gets me out of stares at comic bars

00:23:27.430 --> 00:23:29.609
like my existence. But I'll say this right now.

00:23:30.430 --> 00:23:32.529
There's nothing better than consent. There's

00:23:32.529 --> 00:23:36.230
nothing better than when you got this hot ass

00:23:36.230 --> 00:23:40.339
girl that wants to have sex with you. The consent's

00:23:40.339 --> 00:23:43.019
hot. You don't have to actually protect women.

00:23:43.079 --> 00:23:44.579
You don't have to stand up to your friends who

00:23:44.579 --> 00:23:46.619
hit their girlfriends. I'm not listening to you.

00:23:46.759 --> 00:23:51.299
Blah, blah, blah. Man, they're out of their mind.

00:23:51.799 --> 00:23:54.920
All right, then. Love on the spectrum's Abby

00:23:54.920 --> 00:23:57.839
Romeo. Romeo. I don't know why I said Romeo.

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Crushed her fans when news of her split broke.

00:24:03.759 --> 00:24:06.099
Last time we saw you, you were in a relationship.

00:24:06.279 --> 00:24:08.240
And now you're not in a relationship. You're

00:24:08.240 --> 00:24:11.819
single. So how are you feeling as a single woman?

00:24:12.259 --> 00:24:14.759
Being a single lady is like what Beyonce says.

00:24:14.900 --> 00:24:19.460
Oh, yeah. You got to quote that song. Songs for

00:24:19.460 --> 00:24:22.559
bitterness. All my single ladies. How is it going

00:24:22.559 --> 00:24:26.440
for you? It feels amazing. Oh, sure. You're on

00:24:26.440 --> 00:24:29.460
the spectrum. It feels like David and I decided

00:24:29.460 --> 00:24:31.920
to call each other best friends. Not boyfriend

00:24:31.920 --> 00:24:36.269
and girlfriend anymore. Oh, yeah. You got front

00:24:36.269 --> 00:24:38.690
zoned by someone on the spectrum. That can't

00:24:38.690 --> 00:24:41.930
feel good. I've grown and changed lots for the

00:24:41.930 --> 00:24:45.089
past four and a half years. Yes. But without

00:24:45.089 --> 00:24:46.990
David, I wouldn't be where I am today. He was

00:24:46.990 --> 00:24:51.890
a good start. You used him. Great. And you know

00:24:51.890 --> 00:24:54.630
what? It's so important to have those first relationships

00:24:54.630 --> 00:24:56.990
so we can learn things about ourselves. We can

00:24:56.990 --> 00:25:01.630
learn. Blah, blah, blah. There you go. I do agree.

00:25:03.559 --> 00:25:05.700
The best thing I got in my last relationship

00:25:05.700 --> 00:25:12.660
is I moved out the hood. Here's another clip

00:25:12.660 --> 00:25:15.940
of Lily Phillips talking about boundaries with

00:25:15.940 --> 00:25:18.119
her boyfriend. I've got such high libido that

00:25:18.119 --> 00:25:21.180
it doesn't really... Something happened in that

00:25:21.180 --> 00:25:26.029
shot, huh? For her to have that libido. Matter

00:25:26.029 --> 00:25:27.849
too much anyway if I'm going to work and having

00:25:27.849 --> 00:25:30.269
sex. Do you ever get jealous with her line of

00:25:30.269 --> 00:25:32.930
work, Sam? No, I don't. Because I can see how

00:25:32.930 --> 00:25:35.809
professional it is. Damn. He's proud of her.

00:25:36.990 --> 00:25:42.130
I'm proud of you for getting DP'd today. Here's

00:25:42.130 --> 00:25:46.329
another raggedy 40 -year -old woman. Saying she's

00:25:46.329 --> 00:25:48.650
not competing with 20 year olds. I was talking

00:25:48.650 --> 00:25:50.589
to somebody and they were like, you know, you're

00:25:50.589 --> 00:25:53.990
not a spring chicken. You're not 25. You're a

00:25:53.990 --> 00:25:56.910
hot piece of ass, huh? And I'm thinking to myself,

00:25:57.109 --> 00:26:00.109
a lot of us 40 year olds, we're not trying to

00:26:00.109 --> 00:26:03.950
be 25. And I think that's a misconception that

00:26:03.950 --> 00:26:06.490
a lot of people have is that we're trying to

00:26:06.490 --> 00:26:09.609
be 25 or compete with them. And I just want to

00:26:09.609 --> 00:26:12.529
correct that right now. No part of me wants to

00:26:12.529 --> 00:26:15.440
compete with a 25 year old. Yeah. I'd rather

00:26:15.440 --> 00:26:18.700
be with you than a 25 year old. All they do is

00:26:18.700 --> 00:26:22.880
ghost. That's all they do. You think you have

00:26:22.880 --> 00:26:25.640
a prospect going, then you never hear from the

00:26:25.640 --> 00:26:29.880
girl again. In fact, I was just recently thinking

00:26:29.880 --> 00:26:35.519
of this thought. What if she is the other way

00:26:35.519 --> 00:26:38.799
around? Because how do you know she's still going

00:26:38.799 --> 00:26:42.779
to be hot when she's 49? Yeah, this woman's already

00:26:42.779 --> 00:26:46.299
hot. You got to wonder what all the injections

00:26:46.299 --> 00:26:50.359
these Gen Z girls are taking. Mm -hmm. It makes

00:26:50.359 --> 00:26:52.619
you wonder if they're going to be hot in like

00:26:52.619 --> 00:26:56.940
2042. 59. There you go. Just kind of speaking

00:26:56.940 --> 00:27:04.119
the truth here. 856 -49 -100. Oh, yeah. DJ Academic

00:27:04.119 --> 00:27:07.220
shares a video of Drake gifting him an OVO chain.

00:27:07.400 --> 00:27:09.220
What is the chance these two dudes are pitting

00:27:09.220 --> 00:27:12.619
out each other? It's the one thing money can't

00:27:12.619 --> 00:27:17.559
buy. You don't know what money can't buy. Man,

00:27:18.160 --> 00:27:21.000
you know DJ Academics goes down on Drake. That

00:27:21.000 --> 00:27:24.180
is a weird relationship those two have. And this

00:27:24.180 --> 00:27:30.019
just in, Drake's a weird guy. Oh yeah, we have

00:27:30.019 --> 00:27:34.240
a clip from the Too Personal podcast. You know

00:27:34.240 --> 00:27:37.440
what that is, the Too Personal podcast. That

00:27:37.440 --> 00:27:40.500
is the podcast Joy Taylor's doing about dating.

00:27:40.980 --> 00:27:43.299
But she's dumb and doesn't know a thing about

00:27:43.299 --> 00:27:47.200
sports. So she has to relate and she has to use

00:27:47.200 --> 00:27:51.680
her busty past as content. And she has Tone Bell,

00:27:51.880 --> 00:27:54.980
who was a former guest of the show 10 years ago

00:27:54.980 --> 00:27:58.859
when I was interning at Telco Works in Eeyore

00:27:58.859 --> 00:28:03.019
City. He came by and we walked around while I

00:28:03.019 --> 00:28:05.480
interviewed him. And here he is asking her if

00:28:05.480 --> 00:28:08.700
she would be mayor. I mean, let's be clear. I'd

00:28:08.700 --> 00:28:10.859
be an excellent politician. Yeah, because you're

00:28:10.859 --> 00:28:13.839
a slut. I'm super fine. Excellent is crazy. Here's

00:28:13.839 --> 00:28:15.400
why I'd be an excellent politician. Because you're

00:28:15.400 --> 00:28:19.680
a sociopath. And you're power hungry and promiscuous.

00:28:19.680 --> 00:28:22.000
That's why. Not politician. Here's why I'd be

00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:24.019
an excellent leader. One. You're not a leader.

00:28:24.380 --> 00:28:27.539
You slept your way to the top. I am an excellent

00:28:27.539 --> 00:28:31.920
delegator. Yeah, you are. Listen, if I give you

00:28:31.920 --> 00:28:36.130
the top of your life. People who are excellent.

00:28:36.230 --> 00:28:39.109
I put great people around me intentionally, and

00:28:39.109 --> 00:28:43.009
we have a great working relationship. I don't

00:28:43.009 --> 00:28:45.170
have any redeeming talents, so if I bang them,

00:28:45.230 --> 00:28:48.890
then I get the job. So I'm going to teach a generation

00:28:48.890 --> 00:28:51.730
of women like Kamala Harris to sleep your way

00:28:51.730 --> 00:28:56.589
to the top. I work great with other people. Okay.

00:28:56.630 --> 00:28:59.390
And that's on period. This is for something else.

00:28:59.529 --> 00:29:03.690
So I work great with other people. You work good

00:29:03.690 --> 00:29:08.089
when you bang them out. I really prioritize the

00:29:08.089 --> 00:29:13.569
most vulnerable in our community. I'm listening.

00:29:13.769 --> 00:29:16.329
Okay. Yeah. He does not take her seriously. He's

00:29:16.329 --> 00:29:19.589
just like, I want to blow you. You didn't say

00:29:19.589 --> 00:29:21.519
anything. And. Yeah, because we don't really

00:29:21.519 --> 00:29:24.299
agree, bitch. In debate. I'm a professional debater.

00:29:24.720 --> 00:29:28.579
Oh, yeah. I could have done so much with that

00:29:28.579 --> 00:29:31.480
line, debater. Like, I watched the... She's a

00:29:31.480 --> 00:29:34.440
master debater. Mayoral debate for L .A.? Yes.

00:29:34.559 --> 00:29:38.220
Shit show. There you go. Blah, blah, blah. Man,

00:29:38.240 --> 00:29:41.859
she is just a sociopath. And what she does is

00:29:41.859 --> 00:29:43.779
she gets these guys on the show that just kiss

00:29:43.779 --> 00:29:47.769
her ass. Mm -hmm. Here's a clip. I thought this

00:29:47.769 --> 00:29:50.150
was just absolutely repulsive, but also funny.

00:29:50.329 --> 00:29:55.849
It's so clippy killer. He is talking to a girl.

00:29:55.869 --> 00:29:59.490
His girlfriend has eight cups and they're a Victoria's

00:29:59.490 --> 00:30:03.170
Secret and her boob doesn't fit the bra. So he

00:30:03.170 --> 00:30:09.269
said he's going to call Dr. Miami. What is that?

00:30:09.309 --> 00:30:11.890
Bigger or smaller? So her tits are too small

00:30:11.890 --> 00:30:22.630
for it. What a good guy. I'll call him Dr. Miami

00:30:22.630 --> 00:30:30.349
and come back, okay? He's a douchebag. Oh, he's

00:30:30.349 --> 00:30:34.440
in the oven. He's just the absolute worst. Here's

00:30:34.440 --> 00:30:36.960
Neon clapping back after getting backlash for

00:30:36.960 --> 00:30:41.539
dyeing his hair blonde for Alabama Barker's validation.

00:30:42.119 --> 00:30:45.640
And responds to the claims that he was friendzoned.

00:30:51.119 --> 00:30:54.859
Neon, listen to me. I have been very nice on

00:30:54.859 --> 00:30:58.359
this show about it. There have been times when

00:30:58.359 --> 00:31:03.150
there was a girl that was real. And she was banging

00:31:03.150 --> 00:31:05.970
everybody else. And I was like, it drove me nuts.

00:31:06.269 --> 00:31:08.809
Neon, you're not built for a girl like Alabama

00:31:08.809 --> 00:31:12.029
Barker. She's a cloud chaser. She's using you

00:31:12.029 --> 00:31:14.450
because you're buying her $20 ,000 Birkin bags.

00:31:14.609 --> 00:31:18.309
And you're doing the thing that every 22 -year

00:31:18.309 --> 00:31:21.109
-old does, which is not listen to their elders.

00:31:21.549 --> 00:31:24.710
And you're getting mad. Listen to me. You have

00:31:24.710 --> 00:31:27.950
no shot with her. She's younger than you. Rich,

00:31:27.950 --> 00:31:29.529
she's spent back on you, but it's like, bro,

00:31:29.630 --> 00:31:32.009
she doesn't want you. You're a friend. She friendzoned

00:31:32.009 --> 00:31:34.730
you. She really did. Do you really think you've

00:31:34.730 --> 00:31:37.549
banged? You think since you guys have been talking,

00:31:37.670 --> 00:31:40.930
she hasn't banged anybody else? Oh, she's only

00:31:40.930 --> 00:31:44.609
hanging out with you. Bro, this image of Neon

00:31:44.609 --> 00:31:46.609
will forever live rent -free in all of our heads.

00:31:48.269 --> 00:31:50.769
He's right. No, he's not. Bro, segue. Switch

00:31:50.769 --> 00:31:53.130
it up, bro. I just hope. He is so defensive.

00:31:56.650 --> 00:32:01.069
He is just, I don't know. I root for him. I like

00:32:01.069 --> 00:32:04.369
Neon, but he's beta. Whatever validation you

00:32:04.369 --> 00:32:06.150
were looking for from this girl, you got it in

00:32:06.150 --> 00:32:08.650
the very end. Bro, I did it because it was a

00:32:08.650 --> 00:32:11.470
good move. What was a good move? To do whatever

00:32:11.470 --> 00:32:15.690
she says because you're whipped. You seem like

00:32:15.690 --> 00:32:18.190
a really good guy. You need like a hot ass Indian

00:32:18.190 --> 00:32:20.369
wife to take care of you. And I'm going to be

00:32:20.369 --> 00:32:21.410
honest, ever since I've been here, I've been

00:32:21.410 --> 00:32:25.349
glowing up. Glowing up? I've been glowing up.

00:32:25.509 --> 00:32:26.809
You should have been doing that in the first

00:32:26.809 --> 00:32:30.150
place. Whenever you give a woman credit for your

00:32:30.150 --> 00:32:33.109
glow up, you're giving them way too much power.

00:32:33.730 --> 00:32:36.529
You can say what you want, but... We will say

00:32:36.529 --> 00:32:40.869
what we want. You're whipped. Grow up. She doesn't

00:32:40.869 --> 00:32:42.869
care about you. While you're laying at home,

00:32:42.950 --> 00:32:45.410
like, why is she never part of my tax? She's

00:32:45.410 --> 00:32:50.390
getting banged up by someone else. Speaking of

00:32:50.390 --> 00:32:52.329
someone that's getting banged up by someone else.

00:32:53.210 --> 00:32:56.309
Larry Wheels from the kick website reveals he's

00:32:56.309 --> 00:33:03.730
dating Lily Phillips. Who is it? Attempt. to

00:33:03.730 --> 00:33:06.730
do what I did in my last deadlift session before

00:33:06.730 --> 00:33:10.829
the vacation, which was music KG for 9 -8. So

00:33:10.829 --> 00:33:13.910
first couple sets felt good, but after this second

00:33:13.910 --> 00:33:16.250
set, I started feeling a compression in my lower

00:33:16.250 --> 00:33:19.529
back. So he just looks like a black Johnny Bravo.

00:33:19.950 --> 00:33:22.210
This was happening because my core was weakened

00:33:22.210 --> 00:33:26.160
from inactivity. Mm -hmm. No training. I had

00:33:26.160 --> 00:33:28.759
one arm workout with Louis. There you go. So

00:33:28.759 --> 00:33:31.319
interesting. Whenever people make their working

00:33:31.319 --> 00:33:33.000
out their personality, it's freaking boring.

00:33:34.240 --> 00:33:37.079
Some people make it inspirational, but some people

00:33:37.079 --> 00:33:40.539
don't. And then here's Lily Phillips saying Larry

00:33:40.539 --> 00:33:43.460
Wheels is paying her $3 ,000 a month. What are

00:33:43.460 --> 00:33:47.859
these dudes doing? Put that $300 ,000 in a freaking

00:33:47.859 --> 00:33:52.000
Roth IRA, you idiot. What kind of men do you

00:33:52.000 --> 00:33:57.920
like? I would say my type is funny, kind. Big

00:33:57.920 --> 00:34:03.660
dick. Big dick. Oh, I guessed it. And honestly,

00:34:03.839 --> 00:34:06.440
looks -wise, I'll go for anything as long as

00:34:06.440 --> 00:34:08.800
I find attraction. As long as you're slaying.

00:34:08.980 --> 00:34:12.539
Does that make sense? Yeah, there you go. That

00:34:12.539 --> 00:34:18.300
is one damage run there. I'll say this once and

00:34:18.300 --> 00:34:19.980
I'll say it again. She's a hotter version of

00:34:19.980 --> 00:34:22.719
Carmen from the Celtics show. That's not saying

00:34:22.719 --> 00:34:26.659
much. Ah, so Trump spoke in New York and people

00:34:26.659 --> 00:34:29.079
started chanting four more years like a bunch

00:34:29.079 --> 00:34:32.480
of mutants. This must have been in Staten Island.

00:34:38.619 --> 00:34:45.500
Idiocracy. Idiocracy. He doesn't care about you.

00:34:45.579 --> 00:34:51.400
He doesn't care about you. Mutants. Bunch of

00:34:51.400 --> 00:34:55.980
idiots. Lower gas prices and starting laws. Thank

00:34:55.980 --> 00:35:02.659
dead. Clavicular got into a massive argument

00:35:02.659 --> 00:35:05.980
with his girlfriend. Let's hear it. I feel like

00:35:05.980 --> 00:35:07.920
his whole existence is an argument. Attitude?

00:35:08.980 --> 00:35:12.039
What attitude? I don't care anymore. It's like,

00:35:12.179 --> 00:35:15.780
don't do that to me. He's such a twat. If you

00:35:15.780 --> 00:35:20.300
react this way ever again, it's done. I'll leave

00:35:20.300 --> 00:35:22.900
you in a second. I can't deal with that. Yeah,

00:35:22.920 --> 00:35:26.840
he's a loser. You know, I'm taking you to a nice

00:35:26.840 --> 00:35:29.519
dinner and all it is is pushing for more and

00:35:29.519 --> 00:35:34.019
more. That's what every narcissistic manipulator

00:35:34.019 --> 00:35:38.119
does. I bought you dinner. You have the personality

00:35:38.119 --> 00:35:40.880
of a dead rat. Pushing for more and more? You

00:35:40.880 --> 00:35:43.199
told me I could go. Yeah, I'm taking you out

00:35:43.199 --> 00:35:45.900
to dinner. There you go. That's quite the argument.

00:35:46.019 --> 00:35:49.960
So, Gen Z. Millennials, are you like maniacs?

00:35:49.960 --> 00:35:53.900
And Gen Z is like, yeah, no cap, bro. No cap,

00:35:54.000 --> 00:35:58.019
bro. Sean Wayans calls comedian Harry Spears

00:35:58.019 --> 00:36:02.739
a bitch. I did? Yeah, they called you arrogant.

00:36:02.800 --> 00:36:04.960
It was a comedian, Harry Spears. Oh, yeah, he's

00:36:04.960 --> 00:36:11.619
an idiot. Yeah. And a bitch. You can't look you

00:36:11.619 --> 00:36:15.340
in the eye. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wow.

00:36:15.530 --> 00:36:17.989
That was irritating. Blah, blah, blah. They're

00:36:17.989 --> 00:36:21.630
talking over each other. Oh, my goodness. So

00:36:21.630 --> 00:36:24.150
I'm ranting about the news, obviously. And you'll

00:36:24.150 --> 00:36:27.570
never guess who came over. So I'm at my apartment.

00:36:28.070 --> 00:36:31.949
I just got my Luna right here. Luna, say something.

00:36:33.969 --> 00:36:36.550
We're going to do this. It's a good moment in

00:36:36.550 --> 00:36:39.570
time. I know it's audio, so you can't see. But

00:36:39.570 --> 00:36:44.070
I got to turn on the Luna. So relax. Relax. You're

00:36:44.070 --> 00:36:48.130
fine. I saved your life twice, bitch. Now I sound

00:36:48.130 --> 00:36:51.269
like Clavicular holding over my kitten. Here's

00:36:51.269 --> 00:36:56.829
the Luna song as I hold my cat. What up, Luna?

00:36:59.670 --> 00:37:03.309
Oh yeah, her heart's racing. But she's a kitty.

00:37:05.210 --> 00:37:20.730
I love you. Most loyal. Oh, yeah. I'm just giving

00:37:20.730 --> 00:37:23.750
this a reason to play it and hold my cat. Because

00:37:23.750 --> 00:37:31.090
I love it. Let me do something real quick. 856

00:37:31.090 --> 00:37:38.829
-49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -49 -467 -73. Hold on a

00:37:38.829 --> 00:37:44.489
second. I just took a picture of me and my cat.

00:37:46.800 --> 00:37:49.360
I'm going to post it at Ryan Hobby Radio on Instagram.

00:37:50.059 --> 00:37:56.079
Bye, Anna. Love you. She's a good cat. Oh, I

00:37:56.079 --> 00:38:01.539
think you handled me. No, there was a cat. All

00:38:01.539 --> 00:38:05.719
right. That was cute. You probably wish you had

00:38:05.719 --> 00:38:08.840
a video. There's a million pictures of my cat

00:38:08.840 --> 00:38:12.559
out there. You'll find one. It's very strange

00:38:12.559 --> 00:38:17.539
how she likes my... My ranting. Most women don't.

00:38:19.619 --> 00:38:23.039
Here's a woman talking about men. Are other girls

00:38:23.039 --> 00:38:28.320
right now just fucking furious? Like I am going

00:38:28.320 --> 00:38:32.059
through this female, like this rage era that

00:38:32.059 --> 00:38:36.780
is like actually not a joke. Like I am fucking

00:38:36.780 --> 00:38:40.360
furious. I don't know, honey. I don't want to

00:38:40.360 --> 00:38:44.360
hear about it. Okay. It's time for royal family

00:38:44.360 --> 00:39:01.809
and Kardashian news. Newsflash, happy hour, got

00:39:01.809 --> 00:39:05.050
the tea spillin' Rose and Kardashian's dumb nepo

00:39:05.050 --> 00:39:07.590
villains Crowns made of clout, castles built

00:39:07.590 --> 00:39:10.530
on fame Reality's a circus, everybody's fair

00:39:10.530 --> 00:39:13.550
game Paparazzi snappin', like lions in the zoo

00:39:13.550 --> 00:39:15.550
Golden spoons in their mouths, they don't chew

00:39:15.550 --> 00:39:19.250
No hustle, just a hand -me -down throne Earn

00:39:19.250 --> 00:39:22.369
nothing, but they claim the zone Royal family,

00:39:22.590 --> 00:39:26.429
Kardashian crew, nothin' new Just the same old

00:39:26.429 --> 00:39:29.269
view. Naples babies riding on a silver spoon.

00:39:29.449 --> 00:39:32.469
Turn the dial. Hoppy's breaking the tune. For

00:39:32.469 --> 00:39:36.289
your family. Kardashian crew. Nothing new. Just

00:39:36.289 --> 00:39:39.289
the same old view. Naples babies riding on a

00:39:39.289 --> 00:39:42.170
silver spoon. Turn the dial. Hoppy's breaking

00:39:42.170 --> 00:39:48.170
the tune. Oh, yeah. 856 -49 -HAPPINESS. 856 -49

00:39:48.170 --> 00:39:52.530
-HAPPINESS. That's how I feel right now. That's

00:39:52.530 --> 00:40:03.199
what's going on here. topic. Today on TMZ. Okay.

00:40:03.900 --> 00:40:07.519
Well, Jeff Probst says he can make Survivor a

00:40:07.519 --> 00:40:10.800
hit so he can also ruin it. So it was a live

00:40:10.800 --> 00:40:13.820
show. I don't know what I think of Jeff Probst.

00:40:13.880 --> 00:40:17.159
Either he seems like a really good dude or a

00:40:17.159 --> 00:40:40.280
douchebag. If I were in his shoes, I'd blame

00:40:40.280 --> 00:40:42.840
it on five different people. Yeah, because you're

00:40:42.840 --> 00:40:48.519
a douchebag. We now know the details of Britney

00:40:48.519 --> 00:40:52.519
Spears' DUI arrest. And not just details, but

00:40:52.519 --> 00:40:55.280
we now have video of this arrest. There were

00:40:55.280 --> 00:40:58.619
things that happened with Britney and the police,

00:40:58.820 --> 00:41:03.239
frankly, that are alarming. Shop for lasagna

00:41:03.239 --> 00:41:06.360
and a pool party. Spencer Pratt did an interview,

00:41:06.480 --> 00:41:08.920
and he was asked, who is your political role

00:41:08.920 --> 00:41:13.849
model? Jesus Christ. Oh, shut the fuck up! I

00:41:13.849 --> 00:41:16.750
mean, that's what he's a politician. Without

00:41:16.750 --> 00:41:20.489
much hesitation, he says, Jesus Christ. I played

00:41:20.489 --> 00:41:22.409
the royal family music and I didn't even get

00:41:22.409 --> 00:41:30.929
to the video. It's my ADHD. Prince William says

00:41:30.929 --> 00:41:33.010
he might be attending Taylor Swift and Travis

00:41:33.010 --> 00:41:37.400
Kelsey's wedding. I wonder if Prince Harry is

00:41:37.400 --> 00:41:41.679
gone. I'll bring the cocaine. During an appearance

00:41:41.679 --> 00:41:44.480
on the Heart Breakfast radio show on May 22nd,

00:41:44.579 --> 00:41:46.659
co -host Amanda Holden. That's weird. All we

00:41:46.659 --> 00:41:49.320
see is they call radio the breakfast show. The

00:41:49.320 --> 00:41:52.059
Royal. Have you got an invite? Though he plays

00:41:52.059 --> 00:41:55.159
coy, William does express some optimism. I'm

00:41:55.159 --> 00:41:57.940
not playing it. What is it? He knows reporters

00:41:57.940 --> 00:42:01.019
unless it's copyright. Why do they keep reading

00:42:01.019 --> 00:42:03.320
the transcript of what he said and not play the

00:42:03.320 --> 00:42:08.429
fucking clip? What are you doing? Weird, man.

00:42:10.409 --> 00:42:13.909
It was everyone and their boyfriends. Khloe Kardashian

00:42:13.909 --> 00:42:16.789
is keeping up with all of the Kardashian romances.

00:42:17.090 --> 00:42:19.510
The Good American founder confirms on an episode

00:42:19.510 --> 00:42:21.869
of her Khloe in Wonderland podcast that both

00:42:21.869 --> 00:42:24.030
her sisters Kendall Jenner and Kim Kardashian

00:42:24.030 --> 00:42:27.329
are currently off the market. There you go. They're

00:42:27.329 --> 00:42:29.869
off the market. And Kanye's off the grid, grid,

00:42:29.909 --> 00:42:33.150
grid, grid. That was one of his songs. Mm -hmm.

00:42:33.510 --> 00:42:38.360
Whoa! Hot topic! Ricky Martin is safe after a

00:42:38.360 --> 00:42:41.019
scare at one of his concerts. The singer had

00:42:41.019 --> 00:42:43.460
just kicked off his European leg of his Ricky

00:42:43.460 --> 00:42:45.760
Martin live tour in Montenegro when, according

00:42:45.760 --> 00:42:48.679
to his publicist, who posted a statement on Instagram

00:42:48.679 --> 00:42:52.280
May 21st, an individual discharged tear gas towards

00:42:52.280 --> 00:42:54.760
the stage. Oh, I'm glad he's okay. It's kind

00:42:54.760 --> 00:43:03.369
of frightening. Viva la loca! No! No! Jessie

00:43:03.369 --> 00:43:05.929
J is cancer -free one year after her breast cancer

00:43:05.929 --> 00:43:09.469
diagnosis. Listen, I find her annoying as hell,

00:43:09.690 --> 00:43:15.010
but I don't root for anybody to get cancer. Jessie

00:43:15.010 --> 00:43:17.590
J shares the news to social media, captioning

00:43:17.590 --> 00:43:20.849
a video to Instagram on May 21st. Results are

00:43:20.849 --> 00:43:23.570
in, and I am cancer -free. That's good, Vivian.

00:43:24.469 --> 00:43:28.710
I'm always rooting for you. Happy Hot Topic!

00:43:29.420 --> 00:43:31.780
Kathy Griffin is revealing she was hospitalized

00:43:31.780 --> 00:43:34.699
over complications from her colonoscopy. What

00:43:34.699 --> 00:43:39.679
is going on with these women getting sick? It's

00:43:39.679 --> 00:43:42.480
out of control. The comedian shared a post on

00:43:42.480 --> 00:43:45.780
Instagram May 21st that reads, I spent the night

00:43:45.780 --> 00:43:48.139
in the hospital because I had complications from

00:43:48.139 --> 00:43:50.219
my colonoscopy. All right, help it all work,

00:43:50.260 --> 00:43:58.139
son. All your dreams come true. No! More information

00:43:58.139 --> 00:44:01.199
is coming to light about Kyle Busch's tragic

00:44:01.199 --> 00:44:04.400
passing. On May 20th, the day before he died

00:44:04.400 --> 00:44:07.579
at age 41, the NASCAR driver was testing in the

00:44:07.579 --> 00:44:10.280
Chevrolet racing simulator in Concord, North

00:44:10.280 --> 00:44:13.360
Carolina, when he passed out. Several people

00:44:13.360 --> 00:44:15.880
familiar with the situation told the Associated

00:44:15.880 --> 00:44:19.599
Press. Rest in peace, bud. I'll rest in peace.

00:44:19.820 --> 00:44:24.940
He's a legend for sure. Happy Hot Topic! You

00:44:24.940 --> 00:44:28.389
know what I mean, you know what I mean? Harry

00:44:28.389 --> 00:44:31.750
Styles does a little late night talking. While

00:44:31.750 --> 00:44:35.849
honoring Radiohead frontman Tom York at the 2026

00:44:35.849 --> 00:44:40.150
Ivor Novello Awards on May 21st, the singer details

00:44:40.150 --> 00:44:43.010
how the band's music helped him reach a watermelon

00:44:43.010 --> 00:44:47.969
sugar high. Oh yeah! During a very personal experience.

00:44:48.610 --> 00:44:50.909
It was weird. One time I was at the pool and

00:44:50.909 --> 00:44:52.269
there were like a bunch of seven -year -olds

00:44:52.269 --> 00:44:55.190
and they're like, Mom! Turn on watermelon sugar!

00:44:55.679 --> 00:44:59.340
the mom's like no it was weird as he introduces

00:44:59.340 --> 00:45:02.159
tom who was receiving the academy fellowship

00:45:02.159 --> 00:45:05.420
prize harry opens up about just how much the

00:45:05.420 --> 00:45:07.900
band's music has meant to him over the years

00:45:07.900 --> 00:45:11.300
calling it a religious experience but then things

00:45:11.300 --> 00:45:15.000
cross a fine line when harry reveals i lost my

00:45:15.000 --> 00:45:19.179
virginity to talk show host that crossed the

00:45:19.179 --> 00:45:22.159
line he wasn't like oh yeah i was getting head

00:45:23.150 --> 00:45:25.429
That wasn't really a line crossed, and I wasn't.

00:45:25.469 --> 00:45:33.409
Mm -hmm. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! I just... Load.

00:45:34.489 --> 00:45:37.289
Love is Blind's Alexa Lemieux is revealing why

00:45:37.289 --> 00:45:39.289
her marriage with Brennan Lemieux fell apart.

00:45:39.730 --> 00:45:42.369
I don't know. Did you met on a reality show?

00:45:42.750 --> 00:45:46.670
Mm -hmm. The couple were married for four years.

00:45:47.010 --> 00:45:51.489
They, um, they broke up. I don't know. I guess.

00:45:55.550 --> 00:45:58.710
Hocus Pocus actress Thora Birch comes out as

00:45:58.710 --> 00:46:18.469
bisexual. I thought it was IA. They had new letters.

00:46:19.239 --> 00:46:22.019
It's now it's L -G -B -T -Q -A -B -C -D -E -F

00:46:22.019 --> 00:46:24.619
-G -H -I -J -K -L -A. You got the point. Mm -hmm.

00:46:25.219 --> 00:46:28.519
Did not feel like, you know, saying that all

00:46:28.519 --> 00:46:33.820
day long. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Taylor Swift

00:46:33.820 --> 00:46:35.880
will not be making her return to the American

00:46:35.880 --> 00:46:38.880
Music Awards on May 25th. All right. There you

00:46:38.880 --> 00:46:44.019
go. She's not coming. She's above it! What are

00:46:44.019 --> 00:46:47.519
you doing with the time? I don't know. Pudding?

00:46:48.019 --> 00:46:54.929
Whoa! Donald Trump is skipping his son's wedding.

00:46:55.170 --> 00:46:58.929
The president announces on Truth Social that

00:46:58.929 --> 00:47:01.670
he will not be attending Donald Trump Jr.'s wedding

00:47:01.670 --> 00:47:04.929
to Bettina Anderson this Memorial Day weekend,

00:47:05.269 --> 00:47:07.690
citing what he called circumstances pertaining

00:47:07.690 --> 00:47:12.670
to government. Not only is he a terrible president,

00:47:12.909 --> 00:47:20.849
he's a deadbeat dad. Happy Hot Topic! My name

00:47:20.849 --> 00:47:24.150
is laid in gold and pink terrazzo. It's written

00:47:24.150 --> 00:47:26.530
in the stars for Miley Cyrus as the superstar

00:47:26.530 --> 00:47:28.989
is officially getting a star on the Hollywood

00:47:28.989 --> 00:47:31.510
Walk of Fame. Oh yeah, there you go. So that's

00:47:31.510 --> 00:47:33.750
happening. Today's kind of a faster show. I ain't

00:47:33.750 --> 00:47:36.570
doing two hours. I did 15 hours of Hoppy Hour

00:47:36.570 --> 00:47:40.070
in three weeks. Or in eight days. I don't know

00:47:40.070 --> 00:47:43.010
why I said three weeks. So I'm a little tired.

00:47:43.969 --> 00:47:49.219
Whoa! Hoppy Hot Topic! Catherine McPhee is confused

00:47:49.219 --> 00:47:53.079
about her situation with Chrishell Stouse. The

00:47:53.079 --> 00:47:54.880
American Idol alum weighed in on the selling

00:47:54.880 --> 00:47:56.920
Sunset Star's comments about her relationship

00:47:56.920 --> 00:47:59.500
history and endorsement of Spencer Pratt as mayor

00:47:59.500 --> 00:48:02.639
of Los Angeles on May 20th. Replying to an Instagram

00:48:02.639 --> 00:48:05.500
user who was asking how the beef started, writing,

00:48:05.559 --> 00:48:09.059
quote, Honestly, I have no idea. I am just as

00:48:09.059 --> 00:48:11.860
confused about this controversy as you. I had

00:48:11.860 --> 00:48:14.460
women claim men bring down women. Women bring

00:48:14.460 --> 00:48:23.250
down women! Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Nobody violates

00:48:23.250 --> 00:48:26.530
life number one. The moment they violate, out

00:48:26.530 --> 00:48:29.730
the door. Oh yeah, so Akon is talking about his

00:48:29.730 --> 00:48:32.389
polyamorous relationship. Daddy, you're 50 years

00:48:32.389 --> 00:48:36.329
old! Grow up! Queen. Akon reveals the rules he

00:48:36.329 --> 00:48:39.449
lives by in his polyamorous relationship. Oh

00:48:39.449 --> 00:48:42.519
yeah. He just seems like a douchebag, like you

00:48:42.519 --> 00:48:44.480
don't want to meet your heroes. Sitting down

00:48:44.480 --> 00:48:46.719
with the We Need to Talk podcast, the singer

00:48:46.719 --> 00:48:49.719
confirms he has multiple wives who all work together

00:48:49.719 --> 00:48:52.400
to keep the house and build a harmonious existence.

00:48:52.960 --> 00:48:55.909
Oh, yeah. I don't know what to catch of you.

00:48:55.989 --> 00:48:58.469
I know he's got money and power. He just seems

00:48:58.469 --> 00:49:02.150
insufferable. On the app, Akon, whose wife Tamika

00:49:02.150 --> 00:49:04.710
filed for divorce in September after nearly three

00:49:04.710 --> 00:49:07.369
decades of marriage, explains there is a hierarchy

00:49:07.369 --> 00:49:10.349
in his relationship. So this is like another

00:49:10.349 --> 00:49:14.750
version of Nia's relationship. That all of his

00:49:14.750 --> 00:49:18.619
partners must respect his first wife. Yeah, that's

00:49:18.619 --> 00:49:20.760
a weird thing. I knew someone in the community.

00:49:21.900 --> 00:49:25.820
Their goddamn thing was like, I can make as many

00:49:25.820 --> 00:49:29.039
women as I want, but you can't. Whatever, dude.

00:49:29.539 --> 00:49:32.239
He doesn't specify if he's referring to Tameka.

00:49:32.619 --> 00:49:36.039
Nobody violates life number one. The moment they

00:49:36.039 --> 00:49:38.880
violate, out the door. With new people, a part

00:49:38.880 --> 00:49:40.340
of your family, there's going to be new attitudes.

00:49:40.960 --> 00:49:47.349
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. I'm controlling. The

00:49:47.349 --> 00:49:50.309
hell's wrong with you? New mindsets, you know,

00:49:50.349 --> 00:49:55.449
new behaviors. I'm controlling his health. And

00:49:55.449 --> 00:49:57.309
they got to deal with that. They got to deal

00:49:57.309 --> 00:50:01.789
with that or else they don't get my clout. But

00:50:01.789 --> 00:50:03.889
while the 53 -year -old has multiple partners,

00:50:04.070 --> 00:50:06.849
he says he's the, quote, only man in the relationship

00:50:06.849 --> 00:50:10.889
dynamic. That's what I don't like. I like a good

00:50:10.889 --> 00:50:15.260
open relationship. Where the woman can bang on

00:50:15.260 --> 00:50:18.480
her man or woman, but when the man goes, oh yeah,

00:50:18.539 --> 00:50:20.820
you can't touch it, talk it to anybody else.

00:50:21.139 --> 00:50:24.260
Yeah, lizard. You're afraid that there's going

00:50:24.260 --> 00:50:29.480
to be better men out there. No! Happy Hot Topic!

00:50:30.199 --> 00:50:33.139
This headline kind of cracked me up, but alarmed

00:50:33.139 --> 00:50:36.719
me. A prominent local businessman who used to

00:50:36.719 --> 00:50:39.519
run a gay conversion ministry in Orlando is now

00:50:39.519 --> 00:50:42.559
facing felony charges of luring a teen for sex

00:50:42.559 --> 00:50:44.880
online. This is what I tell you guys all the

00:50:44.880 --> 00:50:48.519
time. These people that try to convert you from

00:50:48.519 --> 00:50:52.159
being gay, a lot of times they're telling themselves

00:50:52.159 --> 00:50:56.599
that. Why? Because they're in the closet. It

00:50:56.599 --> 00:50:59.980
drives them nuts. Seeing other gay people be

00:50:59.980 --> 00:51:03.349
happy. Alan Manning Chambers is well known in

00:51:03.349 --> 00:51:05.789
the Winter Park business community. Western News

00:51:05.789 --> 00:51:08.090
investigative reporter Greg Fox is live at the

00:51:08.090 --> 00:51:10.510
Orange County Jail. And Greg Chambers could walk

00:51:10.510 --> 00:51:12.969
out of jail before the end of the day. Yeah,

00:51:13.010 --> 00:51:17.039
he'll bail himself out. Well, certainly that's

00:51:17.039 --> 00:51:19.059
what his attorney told me that he was hoping,

00:51:19.119 --> 00:51:21.000
that he would be able to postpone and get through

00:51:21.000 --> 00:51:23.539
the booking and release center and gain some

00:51:23.539 --> 00:51:26.119
of his freedom back today while he awaits trial

00:51:26.119 --> 00:51:28.739
on these charges. And while all of that is being

00:51:28.739 --> 00:51:31.340
arranged, the business community is stunned to

00:51:31.340 --> 00:51:33.219
have learned about not only Chambers' arrest,

00:51:33.420 --> 00:51:38.059
but his controversial past. Oh, yeah. Everybody's

00:51:38.059 --> 00:51:46.360
got a past, but this guy's a loser! Yeah! The

00:51:46.360 --> 00:51:48.960
first appearance in front of a judge lasted just

00:51:48.960 --> 00:51:51.460
five minutes, but the criminal case against the

00:51:51.460 --> 00:51:53.980
former pastor and well -known businessman will

00:51:53.980 --> 00:51:56.980
affect the rest of Alan Chambers' life. The problem

00:51:56.980 --> 00:52:00.519
is this. He makes all religious people look bad.

00:52:01.039 --> 00:52:03.900
Because we all know he's in the closet. Mm -hmm.

00:52:04.409 --> 00:52:06.889
The operator of two men's clothing stores in

00:52:06.889 --> 00:52:09.670
Winter Park was arrested Monday and charged with

00:52:09.670 --> 00:52:12.289
three felony counts that allege he was trying

00:52:12.289 --> 00:52:15.750
to lure a 14 -year -old boy for sex. Why is it

00:52:15.750 --> 00:52:18.750
people that are religious get mad at me and say

00:52:18.750 --> 00:52:21.429
not all people in religion are pedophiles, but

00:52:21.429 --> 00:52:25.190
then things like this happen? The arrest affidavit

00:52:25.190 --> 00:52:27.829
alleges Chambers messaged the teen, who was an

00:52:27.829 --> 00:52:31.389
undercover deputy, on Snapchat trying to... Oh

00:52:31.389 --> 00:52:34.710
yeah, that's even creepier. gauged him in sexual

00:52:34.710 --> 00:52:37.670
activities and saying he wanted to make love.

00:52:38.010 --> 00:52:41.309
Oh, yeah. You're such a loser, you put it in

00:52:41.309 --> 00:52:45.690
writing. You're asking to get caught. His attorney

00:52:45.690 --> 00:52:48.789
argued for release and conditions to allow Chambers

00:52:48.789 --> 00:52:52.210
to keep working. Yeah, you know, the attorney's

00:52:52.210 --> 00:52:55.210
just defending a pedophile loser. Drawing ties

00:52:55.210 --> 00:52:57.909
to Central Florida. Never been arrested before.

00:52:58.570 --> 00:53:01.449
Yeah, but this is pretty bad. It's not like he

00:53:01.449 --> 00:53:05.139
shoplifted a popsicle. He's got strong family

00:53:05.139 --> 00:53:13.860
support. Oh, yeah. His family loves him. That's

00:53:13.860 --> 00:53:15.579
why we're asking for those submissions. The judge

00:53:15.579 --> 00:53:18.980
ordered Chambers to pay $15 ,000 bond and have

00:53:18.980 --> 00:53:22.980
no contact with children. I would hope so. Man.

00:53:25.840 --> 00:53:30.300
What a loser that guy is. Here's Dylan Brooks.

00:53:32.230 --> 00:53:34.730
showing off a new game to bring awareness to

00:53:34.730 --> 00:53:36.969
NBA flopping. What's up, y 'all? It's the villain.

00:53:38.369 --> 00:53:40.429
Man, if you're having to call yourself a villain,

00:53:40.449 --> 00:53:43.050
you're not a villain. That's a cool hoops. Fine.

00:53:43.309 --> 00:53:47.130
Let me open this up. Ah, so he made like a new

00:53:47.130 --> 00:53:49.170
board game about being a douchebag on the basketball

00:53:49.170 --> 00:53:52.550
court. That's cool. Also, Blake Griffin has a

00:53:52.550 --> 00:53:55.289
fiance. They were on vacation and she's looking

00:53:55.289 --> 00:53:57.769
hot as hell. I don't even want to play it. Jackson

00:53:57.769 --> 00:54:01.719
Dart spoke at a Trump rally. Ah, what a douchebag.

00:54:05.239 --> 00:54:09.619
Radio legend's daughter looks frail during courtroom

00:54:09.619 --> 00:54:15.320
appearance. It's radio legend Rod Owen and his

00:54:15.320 --> 00:54:22.599
loser daughter, Laura Owens, who she trapped

00:54:22.599 --> 00:54:24.739
a few guys and made them think that she got pregnant

00:54:24.739 --> 00:54:29.050
with a one -night stand. Mm -hmm. I love how

00:54:29.050 --> 00:54:31.909
women say that women get brought down by men,

00:54:32.110 --> 00:54:36.190
but it appears to be that men are not bringing

00:54:36.190 --> 00:54:38.889
down women. It's women bringing down women. All

00:54:38.889 --> 00:54:56.809
right, time for a Tampa Bay News. To the bay

00:54:56.809 --> 00:54:59.250
and the city's crazy moves We got stories hotter

00:54:59.250 --> 00:55:02.449
than the Florida grooves Tampa Bay news, we makin'

00:55:02.449 --> 00:55:05.969
it spin On happy hour when the real begins Turn

00:55:05.969 --> 00:55:08.429
it up loud, let's get in the mix From St. Pete

00:55:08.429 --> 00:55:11.110
to the world, we bringin' the fix Bringin' the

00:55:11.110 --> 00:55:14.250
fix, we bringin' the fix Bringin' the fix, we

00:55:14.250 --> 00:55:17.110
bringin' the fix Bringin' the fix, we bringin'

00:55:17.150 --> 00:55:19.030
the fix Bringin' the fix, we bringin' the fix

00:55:19.030 --> 00:55:20.869
Come on Alright, now, let's see what's goin'

00:55:20.949 --> 00:55:25.769
on Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! New this midday, Alicia

00:55:25.769 --> 00:55:28.150
Andrews, one of the five people found guilty

00:55:28.150 --> 00:55:30.230
in the death of Jacksonville rap artist Julio

00:55:30.230 --> 00:55:35.030
Fulio, will serve 15 years in prison. Andrews

00:55:35.030 --> 00:55:37.769
was convicted of manslaughter last time. She

00:55:37.769 --> 00:55:39.670
got off pretty easy compared to the other ones.

00:55:39.849 --> 00:55:43.449
October before sentencing, though. So that happened.

00:55:44.070 --> 00:55:47.969
And we got this. Tampa City leaders say that

00:55:47.969 --> 00:55:50.469
this stay -and -play program is aimed at keeping

00:55:50.469 --> 00:55:53.250
teens engaged and, more importantly, off the

00:55:53.250 --> 00:55:55.570
streets. Now, this does come on the heels of

00:55:55.570 --> 00:55:58.929
the 22 arrests that were made in downtown's Tampa

00:55:58.929 --> 00:56:02.409
Teen Takeover. Tampa Police Department and Tampa

00:56:02.409 --> 00:56:05.349
Parks and Rec have joined forces opening multiple

00:56:05.349 --> 00:56:08.389
rec centers Friday through Sunday nights geared

00:56:08.389 --> 00:56:11.250
towards teens. All right, well, hopefully it

00:56:11.250 --> 00:56:15.519
keeps the thugs off the streets. Father in Citrus

00:56:15.519 --> 00:56:17.500
County is now facing charges accused of pulling

00:56:17.500 --> 00:56:19.500
a gun on a school bus driver this afternoon.

00:56:19.519 --> 00:56:21.559
Man, he just looks like a Caldwell incident.

00:56:21.800 --> 00:56:26.599
Hey guys, let's call for sparkle. Happened Thursday

00:56:26.599 --> 00:56:29.380
morning at the bus stop at North Velvet Terrace

00:56:29.380 --> 00:56:32.400
and West Brumman Court in Citrus Springs. There

00:56:32.400 --> 00:56:41.019
you go. What a moron. First this evening, we

00:56:41.019 --> 00:56:43.579
are learning new details in a deadly home invasion

00:56:43.579 --> 00:56:46.360
in Clearwater. Investigators say deputies were

00:56:46.360 --> 00:56:48.800
forced to shoot a man after he attacked a woman

00:56:48.800 --> 00:56:51.699
that pointed a gun toward them. 10 Tampa Bay

00:56:51.699 --> 00:56:53.280
News reporter Chris Hurst just spoke with that

00:56:53.280 --> 00:56:55.539
woman. Chris, she says this all happened while

00:56:55.539 --> 00:56:57.699
she was taking out the garbage this morning.

00:57:00.590 --> 00:57:02.269
Yeah, Dave, she didn't want to go on camera.

00:57:02.349 --> 00:57:04.389
Yeah, they need to work on a five -second delay.

00:57:05.289 --> 00:57:08.050
But she tells me that is the reason why the garage

00:57:08.050 --> 00:57:11.769
door behind me was open. It's a good idea to

00:57:11.769 --> 00:57:17.090
be anonymous. A lithium man is facing over 1

00:57:17.090 --> 00:57:19.570
,000 charges. This after Hillsborough County

00:57:19.570 --> 00:57:22.389
detectives say they uncovered hidden cameras,

00:57:22.650 --> 00:57:26.070
voyeurism videos, and child pornography. Inside

00:57:26.070 --> 00:57:31.989
his home. Damn. Man, the world's doing really

00:57:31.989 --> 00:57:37.630
well, isn't it? Oh, yeah. It's time for Fresno

00:57:37.630 --> 00:58:23.909
News. Right now. Right now. Let's get into it.

00:58:29.369 --> 00:58:32.090
We're getting new details now on the city of

00:58:32.090 --> 00:58:34.769
Fresno's proposal to create entertainment zones.

00:58:39.530 --> 00:58:41.969
Fresno City Council members voted Thursday to

00:58:41.969 --> 00:58:43.730
pass the first phase of an ordinance to allow

00:58:43.730 --> 00:58:46.730
people to drink alcohol on designated streets.

00:58:47.030 --> 00:58:48.769
By the way, this reporter, I forget her name,

00:58:48.889 --> 00:58:51.570
such a hot piece of ass. During certain events.

00:58:52.349 --> 00:58:54.250
Yeah, so you got to let them turn up in Fresno.

00:58:54.670 --> 00:58:56.829
I'm working at an event later, so I can't be

00:58:56.829 --> 00:58:58.889
here all day, but I've recorded like 16 hours

00:58:58.889 --> 00:59:01.849
in a week, so you can enjoy a beer. Mm -hmm.

00:59:02.710 --> 00:59:25.769
Mm -hmm. Yeah. Six mad, but he been in these

00:59:25.769 --> 00:59:28.809
mics. All in ten heights, now the cynic is tight.

00:59:28.949 --> 00:59:31.210
From the berms to the block, that's a hell of

00:59:31.210 --> 00:59:33.750
a hike. Turn the dial, see his name on the lights.

00:59:34.210 --> 00:59:36.849
He got callers on the line, trying to break they

00:59:36.849 --> 00:59:39.329
news. From the side to the sticks, they relate

00:59:39.329 --> 00:59:41.869
to the views. Every segment like a story from

00:59:41.869 --> 00:59:44.929
the avenue. Turn slick, then he fact check the

00:59:44.929 --> 00:59:48.730
attitude. This that Chicago news. Oh, shush.

01:00:08.559 --> 01:00:12.960
I know. It's Dennis. Mm -hmm. I'll be back tomorrow

01:00:12.960 --> 01:00:17.940
with smooch and happy 101. No! Happy Hot Topic!

01:00:32.170 --> 01:00:33.690
We'll get a discount that matches the amount

01:00:33.690 --> 01:00:36.769
of the average gas price in Chicago. Hell yeah!

01:00:37.389 --> 01:00:42.090
By the way, I love Giordano's. I like Luminati's,

01:00:42.110 --> 01:00:44.969
but I like Giordano's better. I do not like Gino

01:00:44.969 --> 01:00:48.570
Z's because the bread is so bready. But the official

01:00:48.570 --> 01:00:51.789
pizza is thin crust. You can't like Giordano's

01:00:51.789 --> 01:00:54.769
at like a college graduation. The current average

01:00:54.769 --> 01:00:58.289
in Chicago, $5 .41. There you go. So that's the

01:00:58.289 --> 01:00:59.989
deal they got going on. And then what have we

01:00:59.989 --> 01:01:03.239
got on here? A Chicago man now facing charges

01:01:03.239 --> 01:01:05.719
after federal prosecutors say he used his car

01:01:05.719 --> 01:01:08.760
to ram an ICE agent during Operation Midway Blitz.

01:01:09.019 --> 01:01:11.059
Prosecutors released this video from October

01:01:11.059 --> 01:01:13.980
4th of last year. They say it shows 21 -year

01:01:13.980 --> 01:01:16.400
-old Diego Reyes driving his vehicle into the

01:01:16.400 --> 01:01:20.679
car an ICE agent was in. That's stupid. As much

01:01:20.679 --> 01:01:23.619
as I don't like ICE or the cops or the authority

01:01:23.619 --> 01:01:27.219
or politicians, I don't ram their trucks and

01:01:27.219 --> 01:01:29.800
try to... cause, you know, incidents that draw

01:01:29.800 --> 01:01:32.159
attention to myself, I just talk smack about

01:01:32.159 --> 01:01:49.639
them on my podcast and radio show. RyanHockeyRadio

01:01:49.639 --> 01:01:52.360
.com. The hour will be right back. You probably

01:01:52.360 --> 01:02:00.900
had Taco Bell before. Whatever. And we'll call

01:02:00.900 --> 01:02:05.420
it a day. The semen was so big. As a reminder,

01:02:05.639 --> 01:02:07.659
if you don't feel like listening to this next

01:02:07.659 --> 01:02:10.400
song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of

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Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick

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around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour

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coming. Same time, same place. Oh, great, happy's

01:16:57.090 --> 01:16:59.829
our own son Feels like robbery in base Tryin'

01:16:59.829 --> 01:17:01.949
happy on the mic, droppin' wisdom in streams

01:17:01.949 --> 01:17:04.630
Syndicated sorrow, now it's time to shatter dreams

01:17:04.630 --> 01:17:08.649
Oh, the happy hour, comin' so close Radio waves,

01:17:08.829 --> 01:17:11.409
made it like a well -composed laughter and joy

01:17:23.470 --> 01:17:25.909
The life is growing dim Eardrums mix to happy

01:17:25.909 --> 01:17:28.649
like fingers without rings The apex to F .M.

01:17:28.689 --> 01:17:30.909
Now don't hit the street But soon the sound will

01:17:30.909 --> 01:17:33.989
vanish like shadows in the heat The happy hour

01:17:33.989 --> 01:17:37.390
is coming to a close Radio waves waving like

01:17:37.390 --> 01:17:40.630
a wilting rose Laugh and joy dissolving in the

01:17:40.630 --> 01:17:44.109
air both keep the rhythm Oh life feels so unfair

01:17:44.109 --> 01:17:52.090
Oh life doesn't but the laugh is growing dim

01:17:53.869 --> 01:17:56.229
Like fakers without brains, he detects a half

01:17:56.229 --> 01:17:58.430
-time A shadow's hit the street, but soon the

01:17:58.430 --> 01:18:00.449
scowl dead It's like his shadow's in the heat

01:18:00.449 --> 01:18:04.069
Oh, the hobby hour is coming to a close Radio

01:18:04.069 --> 01:18:24.970
waves fading like a wilted rose Like clockwork

01:18:24.970 --> 01:18:27.029
to a show, now it's time to face the silence

01:18:27.029 --> 01:18:29.710
like a TV on snow, right? Hoppy held the mic,

01:18:29.890 --> 01:18:32.569
with humor so divine The void left in our hearts

01:18:32.569 --> 01:18:41.670
wider than a canyon line Empty secret silence,

01:18:41.770 --> 01:18:44.010
I'm a -comin' to an end Like a rollercoaster,

01:18:44.289 --> 01:18:46.970
stop and row the river's bend Hoppy shows his

01:18:46.970 --> 01:18:49.590
act, sees our daily grind Now silence flowers

01:18:49.590 --> 01:19:16.000
and the thoughts we can't rewind Happy hour.

01:19:16.079 --> 01:19:55.279
Happy hour. It's time for happy morning. The

01:19:55.279 --> 01:20:12.020
hour is now over. Game over. This concludes our

01:20:12.020 --> 01:20:16.060
broadcast day. Good night and God bless America.