Rock N Roll Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.7.26)

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Stand by. Now, if Taylor Swift were to have had

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this wedding, I don't know, July 10th, that's

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one thing, but to have the whole city essentially

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shut down for a wedding that's going to end in

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a divorce, I still don't believe the Travis and

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Taylor thing. I don't know. There's something

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about her. She was always, she wears short shirts,

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I wear t -shirts, she's chipped, and she's cheer

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captain, and I'm in the bleachers. And now she's

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everything she claims she wasn't. It's funny.

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I have so much Taylor Swift coverage here. But

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this is going to be honest coverage. This isn't

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going to be like your local morning show where

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they're like, oh, it's true love. Well, first

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of all, you wouldn't hear it from your local

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morning show because everyone's on vacation.

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No, I don't take a day off here. So this news

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is going to be all over the place. It's going

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to be out of order. I don't even know how to

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start because it's so freaking nauseating. I'm

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telling you. The fact that there is an NDA that

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has to get signed is kind of creepy. And then

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the fact that the people from Madison Square

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Garden got fired from it as if that was such

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a big thing. Who cares? The job at Madison Square

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Garden probably pays $13 an hour. Oh, no! How

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can we lose them? All right. Let's do this one

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by one. It's like when you get HPV. The Taylor

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Swift's wedding was literally HPV. It's like,

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you got to address it. You got to put a little

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cream on it and hopefully it goes away. Turns

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out, even Travis Kelsey and Jason Kelsey couldn't

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shake off a royal meeting. Ahead of Travis and

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Taylor Swift's apparent wedding at Madison Square

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Garden July 3rd, Prince William appeared on the

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Kansas City Chiefs player and his brother Jason's

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New Heights podcast. Oh yeah! Too loud! July

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3rd, where the pair revealed that they couldn't

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calm down backstage at Taylor's London Stop of

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the Era's tour in 2020. Oh, it's so cute! The

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way everyone kisses her ass. 2024, when they

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were introduced to the Royals, which the Grammy

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winner commemorated with a sweet selfie of her

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with the Prince, his kids, George, and Charlie.

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So there's that. There's already the ass kissing

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right there. And what was Blake Lively doing

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during all this? Happy Hot Topic! Spotted Blake

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Lively more than 200 miles away from Taylor Swift

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and Travis Kelsey's wedding festivities. As Taylor

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and Travis's friends and family descended upon

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Madison Square Garden July 2nd for an apparent

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rehearsal dinner, the Gossip Girl alum and her

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husband, Brian Reynolds, stepped out at a horse

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show in Lake Placid, New York. Yeah, hopefully

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Blake learned how to properly ride there. We

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got this clip here at Dolly Parton. Giving a

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message to them. Travis, it's Dolly. And I was

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just told that you two are making a donation

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of two million dollars to my imagination library.

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Oh, it's great that they're donating money. You

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know what they should donate to? Every single

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person that had a hard time getting to work because

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of this stupid wedding. Not these organizations.

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But this is because they wanted to get ahead.

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Which probably gives a bad head. They wanted

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to get ahead of everybody saying, oh, it was

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all about them. We donated money. Thank you,

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thank you, thank you. I told you, every other

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morning she was breaking it down. I'm just ripping

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into this nonsense. Today was definitely a fairy

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tale for Taylor Swift superfan Nikki Glaser.

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Oh yeah, as hot as she is and friggin' funny

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as she is. Her love for Taylor is so freaking

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amazing. Who scored what feels like the golden

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ticket to the wedding. Oh yeah, the golden NDA

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is what you call it. The summer. The comedian

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was among the reported 1 ,100 guests inside Madison

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Square Garden. Yeah, it's so important. You could

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have literally had it anywhere. It has to be

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in downtown New York. Look at that. I don't believe

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this relationship. I never have. This next headline

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really fascinated me. Happy Hot Topic! Ed Sheeran

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and wife Cherry Seaborn make a rare appearance

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for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's wedding.

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It had to be weird for Ed because there's all

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the rumors that Ed liked her. And it's always

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weird when you're in the friend zone. It's nice

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to have friends that are women. I don't, I'll

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get me wrong. It's weird. their baby toes as

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the couple prepare for the white veil occasion

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and cherry arrive at madison square garden july

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3rd in their party attire to watch the couple

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officially tie the knot for the occasion the

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singer opts for a vibrant turquoise suit which

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he pairs all right so there's their outfits there's

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that and there's this right here You may not

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have been invited to Taylor Swift and Travis

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Kelsey's wedding, but we've got details of the

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dress she wore for her perfect love story. The

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Grammy winner and the Kansas City Chiefs tight

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end officially tied the knot at Madison Square

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Garden in New York July 3rd after three years

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of dating. And the much -discussed particular

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of their nuptials has finally been revealed.

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Tay was in her bag. It's your friend. Gown, in

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fact, by Christian Dior, haute couture. So there's

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the outfit she wore. Mm -hmm. And what was her

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ex doing? Not everyone is down bad for Taylor

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Swift and Travis Kelsey's wedding. As several

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stars are headed to New York City's Madison Square

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Garden for the couple's July 3rd nuptials, Taylor's

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ex, Mattie Healy, stepped out in Los Angeles

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with his fiancee, Gabrielle. She's so much hotter.

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Everybody else is hotter than Taylor's fiancee.

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Happy Hot Cabin! Zoe Kravitz attends Taylor Swift

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and Travis Kelsey's wedding without fiancé Harry

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Styles. Yeah, you know, it's going to be kind

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of awkward. Mm -hmm. And then there's this. Taylor

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Swift and Travis Kelsey have officially said,

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I do. The person who made it official was comedy

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royalty himself, Adam Sandler. Oh, yeah, yeah.

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The wedding thing are there. So there's that.

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Again, I'm not trying to be here all day. It's

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just, you have to kind of just get through it

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and get over it. Is next year the wedding year?

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Is that when it's happening? Oh, you'll know.

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Because everything's about me. By the way, this

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whole thing, oh, she worked from nothing. Her

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parents pretty much paid the record label to

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get her amazing on there. Taylor Swift wasn't

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exaggerating. Her and Travis Kelsey's star studied

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guest list for their Madison Square Garden nuptials

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July 3rd. Might have come as a bit of a surprise

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to some, but really, Taylor laid out the... Ah,

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so she had a lot of people at the wedding. The

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bigger the wedding, the better the divorce. Happy

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Hot Topic! Patrick and Brittany Mahomes were

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certainly in their lover era. So they went to

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the wedding. Brittany Mahomes is so much hotter.

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And then here's what's going on with Grandma.

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Donna Kelsey says Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's

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big day was nothing short of enchanted. What's

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she going to say? Ah, Taylor's a real bitch.

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Mm -hmm. Awesome. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's

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wedding was a fairy tale. I had Travis cried.

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After the Grammy -winning artist married the

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Kansas City Chiefs player at Madison Square Garden

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in New York City on July 3rd, Swift's aunt, Robin

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Gentry, shared deeper insight into the couple's

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emotional nuptials, telling LBC News as she left

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the event in a black SUV that they cried and

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they laughed and they danced and they hugged.

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the table. And then there's this weird headline.

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Mike Rabel and his wife Jen seem to be putting

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their cruel summer behind them. The New England

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Patriots head coach and his wife were apparently

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able to shake off any drama to attend Taylor

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Swift and Travis Kelsey's July 3rd. Yeah, that

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wife has no credibility and frankly endorses

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in a weird way the cheating. Why do I say she

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endorses it? Because she Went to a wedding when

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Amanda cheated on her. So I never want to hear

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people go, oh, his poor wife. She allows it.

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So there's your Taylor Swift coverage. We'll

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never do it again until tomorrow. I saw this

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video here. This is going to be so exciting.

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Okay. There's this guy. I could not believe I

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wasn't following him on Instagram. He was following

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me. I felt bad. Anthony M. Brunani. I hope I

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said his last name right. Anthony does radio

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on Instagram, and he does kind of something similar

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to me where he does these outspoken videos, only

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he's showing his face, and I don't show my face,

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and he's braver than me. Also gets a lot more

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interaction, so maybe I should show my face,

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but I'm just not going to. But I saw this video

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here. I was just, there is the guy over there

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in Detroit. The guy's been there since I was

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in kindergarten. Absolute legend. Don't know

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what to say, man. He's an okay guy, but I mean,

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he's going to always side with his nepo baby

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son that got the FLZ job in Tampa because of

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him. Because they thought he was going to take

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over the route. It's like Michael Jordan Jr.,

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Mojo's in the Radio Hall of Fame. He's one of

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the greatest to ever do all fake segments on

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his show besides when he's talking. But we all

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know at iHeart, it's guaranteed human. Even though

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I've heard some of the shows use AI for parody

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songs on Sooner. But it's guaranteed human. Even

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though they laid off everybody. But it's guaranteed

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human. You get the point. Anthony does radio

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on Instagram. I'm going to let you take it away

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from here. Here's what my John Amari did. I should

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probably unmute it. Let me do this right here.

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Here we go. iHeart, I thought you were guaranteed

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human. What in the hell is this? For those of

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you who don't know, that's Mojo from Mojo in

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the Morning. It's time for War of the Roses.

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He's been doing a radio show in the city of Detroit

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for like 25 years. And he and his team thought

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it would be really cool to AI superimpose him

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into the Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift wedding.

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It had him as like a pope doing the wedding and

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then him at the table and it's just so funny.

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I shared it and I said, that post is as real

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as him and his nipple baby son's dating segments.

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And this wedding was already controversial to

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begin with because a billionaire and her millionaire

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boyfriend shut down one of the biggest cities

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on the planet to have a wedding. You had to turn

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it around and broad and made sure no one could

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get to work. Kiss my ass. On one of the biggest

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and busiest weekends in that city's year. And

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not only that, but this guy broadcasts in a state

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that is getting ravaged by data centers. If you're

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not familiar, this is our governor, Gretchen

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Whitmer, standing alongside Sam Altman, ushering

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in a data center that the people of Saline voted

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to not have in their town. Yeah. And this is

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still a very controversial issue because she

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never addressed it. She never addressed the hot

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mic issue. And every time she goes to post on

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social media, her team is scrubbing comments.

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Yeah, like typical IR personalities. And I just

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think it's weird that radio personalities are

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cucking up for billionaires right now. Yeah,

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they really are, dude. Good job, Anthony Does

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Radio. It's just really sad. I liked Mojo, but

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once his son got involved, and people ask me

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all the time, why do you talk about the Joe show

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on SNL's Zoom? People ask me all the time, why

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do you, let me tell you a story. When I left

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1025 The Bone four years ago, July 31st, Joe

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was like, hey, because he always talks like that.

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He has this freaking annoying little personality.

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I had known him for the past eight years since

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the morning show boot camp. And I remember when

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he was like 21 and a hot shot. Because he was

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daddy. And I remember everybody, he would just

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walk into the room at the morning show boot camp.

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Everyone's like, God, who is that tool? And then

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we'd be like, hi, hey, Josh. It's great to have

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a legendary Hall of Fame father. The rest of

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us have to board up overnight, but you just get

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an afternoon to DJ. And then me and him are okay.

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We texted a little bit when Mike from Drew and

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Mike died. And we were talking on our radio like

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nerds. Then I joined iHeart. Well, first I saw

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him at a Jack Harlow concert with my ex. And

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he just seemed like he was too cool for me. I'm

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a superstar. That's the board op for Kelta. I'm

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a superstar. Doing the exact same show as my

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dad, only not funny. So then I joined iHeart.

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And he's like, hey, Ryan, great to have you on

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the team. Oh, it's wonderful. It's great. And

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then he's like, hey, I want you to know, this

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is what I knew. This was not good. A few moments.

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He goes, I just want you to know that this is

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my building. And I'm glad to have you in it.

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I was like, no, it's your dad's building. And

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then he pulled a few pranks on me. And I don't

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let things go. For me to let it go. I need a

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formal apology from the Joe show. I need them

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to do a video, to do a segment on air. There

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you go. Hi, my name is Joseph. And I am a netbook

00:14:16.649 --> 00:14:19.409
baby. It's almost like going to a, hi, my name

00:14:19.409 --> 00:14:22.549
is whatever. And I am an alcoholic. I need for

00:14:22.549 --> 00:14:24.929
me to stop talking about it. I need Joe show

00:14:24.929 --> 00:14:27.470
the standoff and go, hi, my name is Joseph Carballo.

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And I got everything with my father. Until then.

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It ain't gonna happen. And now, something completely

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different. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox, only

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on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. So to be honest

00:14:50.049 --> 00:14:52.909
with you guys, a lot of times I'll see my freaking

00:14:52.909 --> 00:14:58.330
inbox. It'll be like two people. It's better

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on the mind. This actual weekend. On in my inbox.

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You can type in Warren Sapp, Ryan Hoppy on YouTube

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if you want to see it. It's one of the 35 videos

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I made this week on my page. But I did a rant

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about Warren Sapp. I think he's a piece of garbage.

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Charges are dropped against him, but I think

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it's because he's Warren Sapp. And whenever I

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talk about celebrities on this Averia show, I

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collaborate with them. Because that's the only

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way they're going to see it. And I collaborated

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with him. And I'm going to go to the grave not

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knowing what Warren Sapp DM'd me. But hey! Everybody

00:15:42.809 --> 00:15:47.789
says, oh, Humpy, you don't matter. Lauren Sapp

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DM'd me. Three messages in a row with those little

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fat fingers. I have no idea what he said. Didn't

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really care. What about my day and said, oh,

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if I got a rise out of Lauren Sapp, I must be

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doing something right. It's very weird. I'm only

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computer and i get the notifications to my screen

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of whenever i have let's say you know um a dm

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and i see warren sam dm'd you and i was like

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yes i'm in your head warren you're used to everybody

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kissing your ass i don't awesome I posted this

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weekend that I had a hangover. And I said that

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July 5th should be National Hangover Day. And

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someone commented, I don't know what's worse,

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this one or New Year's Day. Probably this one.

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And I took a picture. I was in charge of the

00:16:56.220 --> 00:16:58.500
QYK broadcast, which I'll talk about later. And

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Maria Lima said, good to see you, huh, babe?

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I also posted a picture of my living room. I

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redecorated my apartment. I swept. I dusted.

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I got my old Xbox 360. And I got my PS4 out and

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I was playing it. And I took a picture of my

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living room. And someone said, sometimes it's

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the best to just chill at home. And then also,

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this is kind of funny. I posted a meme. You know

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on Facebook when you can mark yourself as safe?

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I said marked myself safe from giving an S about

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the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey wedding. And

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I shared it. And some hot ass married woman named

00:17:45.940 --> 00:17:49.440
Megan Marie said, you gave enough shits to post

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this misspelled meme. It's Kelsey. K -E -L -C

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-E. Actually, you're kind of proving my point

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that I didn't really pay attention because I

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didn't notice that. So I responded with, oh,

00:18:01.819 --> 00:18:08.220
relax. She doesn't know you exist. And this was

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a weird one, too. So, like, I never comment on

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Reddit pages because my ex -situationship's like,

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you're not that famous. Not that many people

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know who you are. You need to relax. And then

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when I let my guard down, I get recognized. It

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happened a lot this weekend when I was at an

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event. But, um... I was on the Tampa Reddit,

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not the Cleveland Reddit, not the Rover's Morning

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Glory Reddit. I was on the Tampa Reddit. And

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there was a topic that said, I'm having a wedding

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and which one of you want to be a guest? And

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it was pretty much a social experiment about

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having a Reddit user at the wedding. And I saw

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in the top comment, there was somebody that had

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the word RMG, because when you are a Rover's

00:18:50.420 --> 00:18:52.440
Morning Glory listener with a parasocial relationship,

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you always have to have the words RMG in your

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bio, because everybody says like, Rover's is

00:18:58.519 --> 00:19:00.960
Rover Radio, but then it's like RMG Jeffrey,

00:19:01.259 --> 00:19:04.019
RMG Doogee, whatever. All the people, you have

00:19:04.019 --> 00:19:06.619
it. I had it as RMG Hoppy. What I'm saying is

00:19:06.619 --> 00:19:08.460
all the listeners feel like they're a part of

00:19:08.460 --> 00:19:11.680
the show. So it was someone with the words RMG

00:19:11.680 --> 00:19:14.339
to begin on their username on Reddit, which I

00:19:14.339 --> 00:19:16.039
know I never really chucked a username on Reddit.

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I don't care. But I saw it as a top comment and

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I'm like, oh, that's a coincidence. So I commented,

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I'm down to go to the wedding. And then some

00:19:24.019 --> 00:19:28.279
RMG listener said, $70 to me on Reddit. And I

00:19:28.279 --> 00:19:32.940
was like, actually, we're at 850 ,000 since July

00:19:32.940 --> 00:19:39.759
of 2012. Thank you for listening. I'll be honest,

00:19:39.839 --> 00:19:41.759
there were some times in the past and beginning

00:19:41.759 --> 00:19:44.140
of the year that we, not that we weren't getting

00:19:44.140 --> 00:19:46.380
listens, but we were on 18 different platforms

00:19:46.380 --> 00:19:49.420
and we had to switch RSS feeds to a better website,

00:19:49.599 --> 00:19:56.039
rss .com. And so we're on Spotify, Apple, all

00:19:56.039 --> 00:20:00.789
that stuff. We're not on Pandora anymore. I'm

00:20:00.789 --> 00:20:02.829
trying to figure out the RSS feed. There was

00:20:02.829 --> 00:20:06.049
like 2 ,500 episodes it had to swap over, so

00:20:06.049 --> 00:20:07.970
it got stuck. So for a minute, we weren't on

00:20:07.970 --> 00:20:10.390
Apple. So our listens were way down in the beginning

00:20:10.390 --> 00:20:12.789
of the year. So the funny part was there were

00:20:12.789 --> 00:20:14.890
some days that I actually had 70 listeners, and

00:20:14.890 --> 00:20:17.349
it was kind of annoying. But I'm looking at the

00:20:17.349 --> 00:20:20.230
ratings from the past, I don't know, day. We

00:20:20.230 --> 00:20:23.089
have 1 ,000 listeners in the past 12 hours. In

00:20:23.089 --> 00:20:27.799
the past 30 days, 6 ,150 listeners. And all time

00:20:27.799 --> 00:20:31.539
since the beginning of the year, 10 ,903 listens.

00:20:31.759 --> 00:20:34.599
And then on YouTube, we have 12 ,000 listeners

00:20:34.599 --> 00:20:39.279
a month. Again, not the hugest audience, but

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the thing I do like, the most important thing

00:20:42.920 --> 00:20:46.599
that comes to radio is the fact that it's called

00:20:46.599 --> 00:20:49.279
time spent listening. Like Mike Calata has like

00:20:49.279 --> 00:20:52.099
probably 190 ,000 listeners, but they listen

00:20:52.099 --> 00:20:55.549
all morning long. You mutants out there listen

00:20:55.549 --> 00:21:00.029
to my show for 75 minutes. Might as well make

00:21:00.029 --> 00:21:04.529
it 70 minutes. But yes, this was a very eventful

00:21:04.529 --> 00:21:14.369
weekend. Pissing off Warren Sam. Oh yeah. God,

00:21:14.609 --> 00:21:16.990
it's so rainy today. Although when it's rainy

00:21:16.990 --> 00:21:19.589
in Florida, then it kind of cools off. It's kind

00:21:19.589 --> 00:21:22.369
of nice. Just, like, wait to leave your house

00:21:22.369 --> 00:21:24.349
or whatever because it's, like, pouring rain.

00:21:24.470 --> 00:21:30.089
But here I am. I'm not too wet. But let's get

00:21:30.089 --> 00:21:33.670
the show going, man. Okay? Whatever. And now,

00:21:33.890 --> 00:21:37.890
back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's

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Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs. Your morning show

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prep begins now. Loud. Rude. Welcome to... Door

00:22:21.049 --> 00:22:24.109
is closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and

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you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back

00:22:26.289 --> 00:22:34.329
to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm. With Ryan Hoppy. Yes,

00:22:34.410 --> 00:22:37.230
now. Yes! No, no, no, no. If I hit this button,

00:22:37.329 --> 00:22:39.549
boom, the whole program's gonna start. Okay,

00:22:39.569 --> 00:23:01.799
we'll hit it. All right. All right. Hoppy Hour

00:23:01.799 --> 00:23:09.420
starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This

00:23:09.420 --> 00:23:16.960
is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy.

00:23:19.059 --> 00:23:53.920
Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour. I am

00:23:53.920 --> 00:24:02.180
your host, Brian Hoppy. 856 -49 -HOPPY 856 -494

00:24:02.180 --> 00:24:08.700
-6773. Tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio. You can

00:24:08.700 --> 00:24:13.640
always email me. RyanHobbyRadio at gmail .com.

00:24:19.660 --> 00:24:22.640
It's time for Hoppy's Inbox. Only on Hoppy Hour

00:24:22.640 --> 00:24:26.539
with Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah. You got a message

00:24:26.539 --> 00:24:30.349
here. I posted a picture of Avocado Racker. And

00:24:30.349 --> 00:24:33.369
someone said, damn it. There is a flashback.

00:24:33.410 --> 00:24:36.250
I will never be able to get some of those legendary

00:24:36.250 --> 00:24:41.490
calls out of my head. LOD. So there you go. Next

00:24:41.490 --> 00:24:44.190
time here. Ryan, thank you for calling out to

00:24:44.190 --> 00:24:47.690
the Nepo Baby, known as Joseph Carbo of the Joe

00:24:47.690 --> 00:24:52.609
Show. He deserves it. I was literally going to

00:24:52.609 --> 00:24:55.670
say F that Nepo Baby kid too, but you said it

00:24:55.670 --> 00:25:01.119
all. That's what I'm here for. That is what I'm

00:25:01.119 --> 00:25:04.160
here for. Here to rock you like a reggae or something.

00:25:06.660 --> 00:25:08.980
It's like a slow news. Like, I don't know, last

00:25:08.980 --> 00:25:11.140
few days. I don't know what's going on. Maybe

00:25:11.140 --> 00:25:12.900
because of the Taylor wedding. Everyone's just

00:25:12.900 --> 00:25:17.180
taking their time to report the news. But I still

00:25:17.180 --> 00:25:21.940
found stuff. PlayStation can close your account

00:25:21.940 --> 00:25:25.140
if you've been inactive for 36 months. Mine's

00:25:25.140 --> 00:25:29.369
probably a closed down. Oh, here's Ray James.

00:25:29.769 --> 00:25:32.990
He says he loves an STD he can get rid of tomorrow.

00:25:33.690 --> 00:25:38.309
STD that I can get rid of tomorrow. Why? Well,

00:25:38.329 --> 00:25:41.650
the ones you can't, the tattoo ones that's tattooed

00:25:41.650 --> 00:25:50.089
forever. Those are scary. They are. But it's

00:25:50.089 --> 00:25:53.650
fine because, you know, I mean. He's just saying

00:25:53.650 --> 00:25:57.160
he's banging raggedy women, isn't he? You're

00:25:57.160 --> 00:25:58.920
not going to live forever, so you might as well

00:25:58.920 --> 00:26:03.220
take a couple hits. Got it. Golly. Hey, it's

00:26:03.220 --> 00:26:07.700
called a male life crisis, dude. Mm -hmm. Yeah,

00:26:07.779 --> 00:26:09.220
you look at the girl in your bed, and you're

00:26:09.220 --> 00:26:12.240
like, hopefully I don't get anything. Mm, would

00:26:12.240 --> 00:26:17.339
not be ideal. That would not be good. Here is

00:26:17.339 --> 00:26:20.940
a bell danger I was watching last night. I'll

00:26:20.940 --> 00:26:24.349
let her. they get away he just wants to have

00:26:24.349 --> 00:26:27.349
but i get so lost in giving head like i could

00:26:27.349 --> 00:26:29.730
just do it forever oh my god i love it are you

00:26:29.730 --> 00:26:32.099
kidding you actually love it yeah when you watch

00:26:32.099 --> 00:26:34.740
her movie she looks like she's in the zone i

00:26:34.740 --> 00:26:38.420
could do it forever forever forever forever until

00:26:38.420 --> 00:26:42.039
he you still um do stuff on your own while he's

00:26:42.039 --> 00:26:45.119
away i literally quit mastery it's had a very

00:26:45.119 --> 00:26:47.720
i hate the way they have to clean the word masturbating

00:26:47.720 --> 00:26:51.339
it's a part of life what are we a catholic church

00:26:51.339 --> 00:26:55.339
now positive impact on my life I just want my

00:26:55.339 --> 00:26:58.960
organs to be more meaningful. Could you imagine

00:26:58.960 --> 00:27:01.440
if this show got censored? It was every other

00:27:01.440 --> 00:27:05.680
organ sounds like that. That would not be good.

00:27:06.539 --> 00:27:08.640
Here's a video. I was first listening to one

00:27:08.640 --> 00:27:11.680
of the hip hop stations in Iowa in 94 .1 in Tampa.

00:27:11.799 --> 00:27:13.599
And like the woman comes on air and is like,

00:27:13.660 --> 00:27:15.900
ah, Lil Weed has a girlfriend that's younger

00:27:15.900 --> 00:27:18.680
than his daughter. I go, okay, but it's consensual.

00:27:19.579 --> 00:27:23.880
Who cares? But here's a video of them talking.

00:27:23.940 --> 00:27:27.019
They got leaked by TMZ. I would like to clear

00:27:27.019 --> 00:27:31.200
something up. No. Not engaged. No. No. I had

00:27:31.200 --> 00:27:33.579
a beautiful thing going on with an amazing person.

00:27:33.859 --> 00:27:40.500
23 hot pieces. But, obviously. Yeah. Due to the

00:27:40.500 --> 00:27:44.019
validity of the temperature of today's crazy

00:27:44.019 --> 00:27:49.059
world and culture. Ah, Jace. Ah. I consider I

00:27:49.059 --> 00:27:52.099
don't want to be such a burden on such an amazing

00:27:52.099 --> 00:27:55.799
person. That's real depressing. I'm very worried

00:27:55.799 --> 00:27:58.700
about him. I know I've talked smack about what's

00:27:58.700 --> 00:28:02.099
Lil Wayne been up to. Not showing up to shows,

00:28:02.180 --> 00:28:04.019
but I don't want to get the report that Lil Wayne

00:28:04.019 --> 00:28:10.039
died. He was my most listened to rapper of all

00:28:10.039 --> 00:28:13.420
time or artist on Spotify. He's just terrible

00:28:13.420 --> 00:28:20.430
live. So, We decided to park. He's like holding

00:28:20.430 --> 00:28:25.829
the guitar like he's a rockstar. It sucks. I

00:28:25.829 --> 00:28:29.869
know. I'm engaged. But guess what? I'm in Des

00:28:29.869 --> 00:28:32.950
Moines, Iowa. Alright, he won't show up to that

00:28:32.950 --> 00:28:38.910
show. He won't. I thought his headline here was

00:28:38.910 --> 00:28:42.849
ridiculous. karma after allegedly robbing a store

00:28:42.849 --> 00:28:44.990
and then getting his truck stolen yeah that's

00:28:44.990 --> 00:28:48.210
some karma right there dude howard county police

00:28:48.210 --> 00:28:50.470
responded early in the morning to a burglary

00:28:50.470 --> 00:28:57.329
at a verizon store in baltimore When they got

00:28:57.329 --> 00:28:59.329
there, they spotted a broken window with blood

00:28:59.329 --> 00:29:01.690
on it. Minutes later, they received a call about

00:29:01.690 --> 00:29:04.230
a stolen vehicle across the street. Yeah, that

00:29:04.230 --> 00:29:06.529
wasn't the best robbery to leave, like, blood

00:29:06.529 --> 00:29:08.549
on it, you know, leave stuff that they would

00:29:08.549 --> 00:29:11.950
notice. They rolled up. They noticed 29 -year

00:29:11.950 --> 00:29:15.829
-old Jalen Goddard had blood on his glasses.

00:29:16.990 --> 00:29:19.170
I'd probably throw those glasses away or bend

00:29:19.170 --> 00:29:22.609
them. He is not a very good criminal. From there,

00:29:22.690 --> 00:29:25.089
police began connecting the dots. They asked

00:29:25.089 --> 00:29:26.910
to see his hands, and once they saw blood on

00:29:26.910 --> 00:29:29.890
them, it confirmed their suspicions. What a dummy.

00:29:30.430 --> 00:29:33.309
He looks like Urkel. What are you robbing? Go

00:29:33.309 --> 00:29:35.829
get an IT job. When they arrested him, they questioned

00:29:35.829 --> 00:29:38.049
his potential role in the robbery, to which he

00:29:38.049 --> 00:29:39.930
says, Why wasn't that in the garage this whole

00:29:39.930 --> 00:29:42.390
time? Yeah, I know there's blood everywhere.

00:29:44.079 --> 00:29:46.380
There's video footage, but you aren't there.

00:29:46.700 --> 00:29:49.680
Store tells a different story, though. I promise

00:29:49.680 --> 00:29:52.440
to God. God ain't real, so that doesn't mean

00:29:52.440 --> 00:29:55.240
deadly squat. Charged with burglary, theft, and

00:29:55.240 --> 00:29:57.420
destruction of property. He got his car stolen

00:29:57.420 --> 00:30:01.339
after leaving his keys in the car. This is the

00:30:01.339 --> 00:30:03.640
worst criminal ever. Police have yet to release

00:30:03.640 --> 00:30:05.980
details about the suspect who stole the alleged

00:30:05.980 --> 00:30:08.400
burglar's vehicle. Whatever, they did him a favor.

00:30:09.920 --> 00:30:12.579
What if it's someone that worked at Verizon?

00:30:14.469 --> 00:30:21.910
Why don't we get out of here? Here's Rebecca

00:30:21.910 --> 00:30:24.009
J of Pornstart talking about when she hooked

00:30:24.009 --> 00:30:25.990
up with an Uber Eats driver. Like, I ordered.

00:30:26.250 --> 00:30:29.009
I invited him in, and I asked him if it was okay,

00:30:29.069 --> 00:30:32.690
obviously. But then we did it. Oh, yeah! When

00:30:32.690 --> 00:30:34.269
you're at that hot piece of ass town, you can

00:30:34.269 --> 00:30:37.130
come inside. I'll just... Yeah, you're doing

00:30:37.130 --> 00:30:40.490
it. You guys in the car? Yeah, I was like, are

00:30:40.490 --> 00:30:45.230
you hungry? Oh yeah. I'm pretty thirsty too.

00:30:45.529 --> 00:30:48.509
Like I ordered, I invited him in and I asked

00:30:48.509 --> 00:30:50.910
him if it was okay, obviously. But then we did

00:30:50.910 --> 00:30:54.150
it. Did you guys in the car? Yeah. I was like,

00:30:54.150 --> 00:30:57.329
are you hungry? She's got a nice rack, huh? He

00:30:57.329 --> 00:30:59.670
said, yeah. And I was like, well, come in. Oh

00:30:59.670 --> 00:31:03.309
yeah. So did he think that you meant you were

00:31:03.309 --> 00:31:06.500
going to give him some of your food? Maybe. He

00:31:06.500 --> 00:31:10.720
gave me a little milk. It was fun. That's good.

00:31:10.859 --> 00:31:14.079
Isn't that delightful? I did pizza delivery twice

00:31:14.079 --> 00:31:17.519
in my life. Never had that happen. I was getting

00:31:17.519 --> 00:31:23.980
a $4 tip on a $50 order. I was getting the wrong

00:31:23.980 --> 00:31:26.900
tip. Actually, that sounds reversed because I

00:31:26.900 --> 00:31:28.900
wouldn't be getting it. Never mind. Yeah, I wouldn't

00:31:28.900 --> 00:31:31.799
be getting the tip. I said that backwards, but

00:31:31.799 --> 00:31:36.289
what are you going to do? Trick Daddy. Let's

00:31:36.289 --> 00:31:42.329
go. Tickets at home. He made the news. If this

00:31:42.329 --> 00:31:46.609
page wants to load, while that happens, 856 -494

00:31:46.609 --> 00:31:50.490
-6773. A lot of times when it's raining outside,

00:31:50.710 --> 00:31:54.609
it's getting super wet. Things don't load as

00:31:54.609 --> 00:31:58.390
fast. It's very irritating. What is it saying

00:31:58.390 --> 00:32:02.390
here about drink down here? It finally loaded.

00:32:03.339 --> 00:32:05.859
Trick Daddy trends after saying women who live

00:32:05.859 --> 00:32:07.880
in apartments shouldn't be flexing with watches.

00:32:13.779 --> 00:32:21.480
Man, Trick Daddy sounds like a good guy. I'm

00:32:21.480 --> 00:32:25.960
not at all. He owes his whole career to Ozzy

00:32:25.960 --> 00:32:29.220
Osbourne. I'm letting him use that sample. Let's

00:32:29.220 --> 00:32:38.220
go. So we all know that Adam 22 is the absolute

00:32:38.220 --> 00:32:44.039
worst. Well, I don't even know if this will reach

00:32:44.039 --> 00:32:49.079
him because he blocked me. But he got mad at

00:32:49.079 --> 00:32:51.500
Piper O 'Callaghan for bringing up his wife Lena

00:32:51.500 --> 00:32:55.720
the plug and getting banged on by Jason Love

00:32:55.720 --> 00:32:57.759
and immediately ended the podcast with her. Man,

00:32:57.900 --> 00:32:59.839
if you're going to be a cuck, if you're going

00:32:59.839 --> 00:33:02.700
to be a beta male douche, handle the, you know.

00:33:04.580 --> 00:33:07.400
the words that are said to you. How aware of

00:33:07.400 --> 00:33:09.640
that were you? I really don't know. I was kind

00:33:09.640 --> 00:33:12.619
of like, I never really. It was very difficult

00:33:12.619 --> 00:33:15.460
to just like wrap your head around how much your

00:33:15.460 --> 00:33:20.079
life was changing. The fact that now when you

00:33:20.079 --> 00:33:22.359
go places, people are looking at you and you

00:33:22.359 --> 00:33:24.640
got to like understand how to talk to random

00:33:24.640 --> 00:33:26.259
people that want to come up to you and everything

00:33:26.259 --> 00:33:27.980
like that. Then when I think about someone doing

00:33:27.980 --> 00:33:31.059
that when they're eight, it's just like, I don't

00:33:31.059 --> 00:33:33.069
know. Eight? Why is that number coming to your

00:33:33.069 --> 00:33:35.789
head, you creep? Oh, it's just hard to even wrap

00:33:35.789 --> 00:33:37.190
your head around what that might have been. I

00:33:37.190 --> 00:33:38.670
mean, honestly, like this, not to come, this

00:33:38.670 --> 00:33:40.250
is, I don't want this to come out in like a weird

00:33:40.250 --> 00:33:43.430
way, but like. Oh, yeah. It did. I don't remember

00:33:43.430 --> 00:33:45.950
like when I wasn't like getting recognized by

00:33:45.950 --> 00:33:47.710
supporters. You know what I mean? Like, I feel

00:33:47.710 --> 00:33:52.910
like I was, you know. Wow. I just got duped.

00:33:54.650 --> 00:34:01.400
You know what I need to do? I need that. Twitter

00:34:01.400 --> 00:34:05.059
videos, I need to pre -listen to the clip. Twitter

00:34:05.059 --> 00:34:07.220
has this new thing that's going on where it's

00:34:07.220 --> 00:34:10.119
like, Adam 22 gets mad at her for bringing up

00:34:10.119 --> 00:34:12.420
the video and that it's not in there. That is

00:34:12.420 --> 00:34:19.260
my bad. I will take the L on that. Marcus Wiley's

00:34:19.260 --> 00:34:21.960
wife files for divorce in a restraining order.

00:34:22.099 --> 00:34:24.199
Yeah, he's another freaking brain -dead loser.

00:34:26.820 --> 00:34:31.579
All right. What do we got right here? That was

00:34:31.579 --> 00:34:37.659
a little quiet, but you got the emphasis of it.

00:34:37.739 --> 00:34:42.320
Let me load this up right here. Facilities are

00:34:42.320 --> 00:34:44.920
not for just substance. I just want you guys

00:34:44.920 --> 00:34:47.880
to know, rehabs are not only for that. I've actually

00:34:47.880 --> 00:34:50.280
never heard Taylor Frankie Paul talk. Her voice

00:34:50.280 --> 00:34:52.599
is not that annoying, actually. Priority was

00:34:52.599 --> 00:34:55.260
just a reset for my mental health. She just sounds

00:34:55.260 --> 00:34:58.079
stupid. Taylor Frankie Paul breaking her silence

00:34:58.079 --> 00:35:01.179
on her stint in rehab. I'm like, I need to be

00:35:01.179 --> 00:35:03.300
taken away from this. I have to go, you know?

00:35:03.579 --> 00:35:06.539
And dropping new receipts on her ongoing custody

00:35:06.539 --> 00:35:10.900
battle with her ex -husband. Oh, no. A toxic

00:35:10.900 --> 00:35:13.320
relationship is statistically, it's like a drug.

00:35:13.440 --> 00:35:15.340
It's like you can't withdraw. Yeah, you're a

00:35:15.340 --> 00:35:17.280
drug. And that banging in your eyes just brings

00:35:17.280 --> 00:35:20.159
absolute pleasure. So when they're your baby

00:35:20.159 --> 00:35:23.099
daddy, you know, just be like, peace, no contact.

00:35:23.320 --> 00:35:24.719
All right, I don't need to hear it from her.

00:35:24.900 --> 00:35:29.400
I'm not in the mood. Listen, I'm all about feminists,

00:35:29.400 --> 00:35:33.639
right? I really am. But when people use her as

00:35:33.639 --> 00:35:39.239
an example, I'm pretty sure the female gender,

00:35:40.590 --> 00:35:44.349
You can find a better example of a feminist than

00:35:44.349 --> 00:35:50.829
a domestic abuser. Call me crazy. I think they

00:35:50.829 --> 00:35:54.590
can. What's going on with Lil Wayne? Lil Wayne

00:35:54.590 --> 00:35:58.250
is addressing fan speculation he's engaged. Yeah,

00:35:58.510 --> 00:36:01.170
we already played that video. We got this right

00:36:01.170 --> 00:36:05.809
here. This is sad. Former girl group GRL reveals

00:36:05.809 --> 00:36:08.389
that member Lauren Bennett, also known for her

00:36:08.389 --> 00:36:11.369
appearance on LMFAO's mega hit Party Rock Anthem.

00:36:11.409 --> 00:36:16.130
Party rock in the house tonight. Now it's party

00:36:16.130 --> 00:36:21.329
rock in heaven tonight. Has died. Rest in peace,

00:36:21.349 --> 00:36:26.630
baby, now. That was a big ending. 20 years. 12.

00:36:27.920 --> 00:36:31.760
I was in high school. I think my story just takes

00:36:31.760 --> 00:36:36.500
the cake. A volcano ate my homework. Whoopi Goldberg

00:36:36.500 --> 00:36:39.099
might just have one of the best excuses for not

00:36:39.099 --> 00:36:42.199
showing up to work. Yeah, you know, not the volcano

00:36:42.199 --> 00:36:44.760
in her pants. The View co -host was missing from

00:36:44.760 --> 00:36:47.699
the show's July 6th broadcast, causing Joy Behar

00:36:47.699 --> 00:36:50.360
to fill in despite having the day off. All right,

00:36:50.400 --> 00:36:52.940
it's got to annoy Joy Behar. And then there's

00:36:52.940 --> 00:36:55.940
this right here. Millie Bobby Brown is giving

00:36:55.940 --> 00:36:59.039
fans a rare look at life as a mom. What I like

00:36:59.039 --> 00:37:01.219
about Millie Bobby Brown besides her being hot

00:37:01.219 --> 00:37:03.519
is the fact that she keeps her kids anonymous.

00:37:04.440 --> 00:37:07.199
They did not sign up for this life, and she is

00:37:07.199 --> 00:37:11.039
aware of that. The Stranger Things star posting

00:37:11.039 --> 00:37:14.139
a photo on Instagram July 6th. I said, there

00:37:14.139 --> 00:37:16.500
you go, she posted a photo. Isn't that just amazing?

00:37:17.019 --> 00:37:19.360
Isn't her life forever changed because of it?

00:37:20.599 --> 00:37:23.039
Erica Kirk left court after hearing testimony

00:37:23.039 --> 00:37:26.860
about her husband dying. Coolio left behind six

00:37:26.860 --> 00:37:30.519
-fingered dad. Ah, gangsters, bad -ass. Mm -hmm.

00:37:31.260 --> 00:37:35.199
We got this video here. First of all, Travis

00:37:35.199 --> 00:37:37.480
Kelsey and Taylor Swift's wedding buffet had

00:37:37.480 --> 00:37:39.639
a long line. Oh, yeah, it sounds like 1 ,000

00:37:39.639 --> 00:37:41.860
people in the basketball arena would cause a

00:37:41.860 --> 00:37:44.760
long line. No way. And The View is having to

00:37:44.760 --> 00:37:47.500
talk less about Republicans because of the fair

00:37:47.500 --> 00:37:52.699
bias. that the FCC laid down. All right, we got

00:37:52.699 --> 00:37:57.840
this right here. DDG says, I think it's gay to

00:37:57.840 --> 00:38:01.260
watch Love Island by yourself. Isn't he the one

00:38:01.260 --> 00:38:03.579
that was doing the dating shows? So you might

00:38:03.579 --> 00:38:07.739
be saying he's buying. Whenever a guy has to

00:38:07.739 --> 00:38:10.300
tell you how gay something you're doing is, I

00:38:10.300 --> 00:38:14.500
mean, they're gay. That's all. That's all it

00:38:14.500 --> 00:38:20.300
is. And nothing more. And nothing less. 856 -49

00:38:20.300 --> 00:38:25.420
-HOPPE. H -O -P -P -E. It's 856 -49 -467. All

00:38:25.420 --> 00:38:34.980
right. Here is DDG. You feel me? And I miss those

00:38:34.980 --> 00:38:37.500
feelings. I miss those feelings of laying down.

00:38:37.699 --> 00:38:39.239
And getting plowed from behind. And watch Love

00:38:39.239 --> 00:38:41.079
Island. You know why? Because I ain't got nobody

00:38:41.079 --> 00:38:44.139
to watch it with. And I think it's gay to watch

00:38:44.139 --> 00:38:46.500
Love Island by yourself. And is there anything

00:38:46.500 --> 00:38:51.519
wrong with being gay? You make all rappers look

00:38:51.519 --> 00:38:55.840
bad with your homophobia. If you're a n***a and

00:38:55.840 --> 00:38:59.920
you're watching Love Island solo, you might be

00:38:59.920 --> 00:39:04.239
bisexual. Whatever it is. I don't watch it. The

00:39:04.239 --> 00:39:06.260
only reality show I've ever really gone into

00:39:06.260 --> 00:39:10.480
was that show that was known as A Jersey Ashore.

00:39:11.159 --> 00:39:14.340
Should be watching in high school. It was freaking

00:39:14.340 --> 00:39:21.059
hilarious. They're all morons. All right, let's

00:39:21.059 --> 00:39:22.480
go through some of these segments here. It's

00:39:22.480 --> 00:39:25.800
time for Kill the Nicole News. That's the whole

00:39:25.800 --> 00:39:37.059
goal. Yeah. That's the whole goal. Pull up slow.

00:39:37.260 --> 00:39:40.340
in boots not poses name on the mouth but the

00:39:40.340 --> 00:39:43.519
work don't show sis talk real loud for a camera

00:39:43.519 --> 00:39:46.500
glow up and switch up fast when the checks don't

00:39:46.500 --> 00:39:50.260
show up i seen that smile i seen that stunt front

00:39:50.260 --> 00:39:52.800
for the crowd then you fold that front say you

00:39:52.800 --> 00:39:55.800
for the love say you for the fans but you keep

00:39:55.800 --> 00:39:58.880
one eye on the next man's plans yeah i know that

00:39:58.880 --> 00:40:03.960
look it's all for the book turn turn every hand

00:40:03.960 --> 00:40:33.860
you shook Let's see what this dirty riding moron

00:40:33.860 --> 00:40:42.550
is doing. Happy Hot Topic! Kayla Nicole is staring

00:40:42.550 --> 00:40:47.570
at the sunset, babe. Oh, yeah. She's always going

00:40:47.570 --> 00:40:50.289
to make everything about her. It must be so sad

00:40:50.289 --> 00:40:52.769
that every headline revolves around your ex.

00:40:55.050 --> 00:40:57.610
As her ex, Travis Kelsey, tied the knot with

00:40:57.610 --> 00:41:00.170
Taylor Swift in a July 3rd wedding at New York

00:41:00.170 --> 00:41:03.250
City's Madison Square Garden, Kayla took in the

00:41:03.250 --> 00:41:06.329
view of the setting sun from a high -rise overlooking

00:41:06.329 --> 00:41:09.650
other apartment buildings. Alright, cool story

00:41:09.650 --> 00:41:13.150
then. I'm so proud of you, Kayla. You took in

00:41:13.150 --> 00:41:21.369
the sunset. Good for you. It is a time for Kardashian

00:41:21.369 --> 00:41:25.300
news, bro. Mm -hmm. Y 'all, y 'all, y 'all, y

00:41:25.300 --> 00:41:26.679
'all, y 'all, y 'all, y 'all, y 'all, y 'all,

00:41:26.679 --> 00:41:28.780
y 'all, y 'all, y 'all, y 'all, y 'all, y 'all,

00:41:28.780 --> 00:41:49.030
y 'all, y 'all, y 'all. Hoppy's on the mic, call

00:41:49.030 --> 00:41:52.030
it verbal demolition Exposing fake lives, media's

00:41:52.030 --> 00:41:54.769
worst addiction Idiocracy crammed, it's the brain

00:41:54.769 --> 00:41:57.389
on snooze Clickbait queens, welcome to Kardashian

00:41:57.389 --> 00:42:00.789
News Kardashian News Where the truth gets aired,

00:42:00.909 --> 00:42:02.989
Hoppy breaking down the hype Y 'all beware, fake

00:42:02.989 --> 00:42:05.650
smells, fake lies Fake lives, fake drama, they

00:42:05.650 --> 00:42:08.630
choose No talent required, it's Kardashian News

00:42:08.630 --> 00:42:11.829
Kardashian News Where the truth gets aired, Hoppy

00:42:11.829 --> 00:42:14.050
breaking down the hype Y 'all beware, fake smells,

00:42:14.150 --> 00:42:16.539
fake lies Fake lies, fake drama, they choose.

00:42:16.760 --> 00:42:20.619
No talent required, it's Kardashian news. Aye,

00:42:20.659 --> 00:42:28.380
what's going on here? RJ. Happy Hot Topic. Kim

00:42:28.380 --> 00:42:31.139
Kardashian has Lewis Hamilton's heart racing.

00:42:31.619 --> 00:42:37.139
Oh, yeah. Every time she's on top. Like a fan

00:42:37.139 --> 00:42:39.500
Q &A ahead of the British Grand Prix on July

00:42:39.500 --> 00:42:42.920
3rd, the F1 driver finally addresses his blossoming

00:42:42.920 --> 00:42:45.760
romance with the Skims founder. I don't care

00:42:45.760 --> 00:42:48.880
how old Jin is, he's a hot piece of ass. In the

00:42:48.880 --> 00:42:51.079
interview, one person pointed out that Lewis

00:42:51.079 --> 00:42:53.820
appeared, quote, much happier this year. Oh,

00:42:53.820 --> 00:42:55.860
yeah, you know, he's getting laid. He's getting

00:42:55.860 --> 00:42:59.340
his racks all back. Leading to someone else suggesting

00:42:59.340 --> 00:43:01.519
it might be due to his... Addressing? What did

00:43:01.519 --> 00:43:03.559
he just say? Someone else suggesting it might

00:43:03.559 --> 00:43:06.099
be... Oh, suggesting. ...due to his, quote, fast

00:43:06.099 --> 00:43:08.820
car or new girlfriend. Oh, yeah, I wonder if

00:43:08.820 --> 00:43:10.679
she got some head when he's going 100 miles per

00:43:10.679 --> 00:43:14.019
hour. One time my ex gave me a little bit of

00:43:14.019 --> 00:43:16.079
redhead, and it's cool, but it's hard to, you

00:43:16.079 --> 00:43:20.539
know, when you're driving, it's hard to focus

00:43:20.539 --> 00:43:22.440
on both things. All right, time for side chick

00:43:22.440 --> 00:43:29.119
news. Turn it up. I'm sure my ex loves me. Tell

00:43:29.119 --> 00:43:40.059
him I'm sorry. Side chick news. We talking Massey

00:43:40.059 --> 00:43:43.340
today. All right. Grab a Kleenex. Mic check.

00:43:43.579 --> 00:43:46.380
Welcome to the circle. Riding in the booth, cutting

00:43:46.380 --> 00:43:48.480
straight through the surface. Call it like I

00:43:48.480 --> 00:43:51.099
see it. Feelings in the hearse, kid. You click

00:43:51.099 --> 00:43:53.599
the T, now you get the whole thermos. The libs

00:43:53.599 --> 00:43:56.000
playing games, acting like they saints. Got a

00:43:56.000 --> 00:43:58.320
whole spouse home, still sliding to the dates.

00:43:58.780 --> 00:44:01.280
Screenshot save, little goodnight, babe. Then

00:44:01.280 --> 00:44:03.559
they on a yacht pick, trying to hide the face.

00:44:03.780 --> 00:44:06.579
From the field to the runway, everybody frontin'.

00:44:11.949 --> 00:44:14.289
You can't tag the man, but you tag the wife She

00:44:14.289 --> 00:44:17.289
buys, it's that side chick news, side chick news

00:44:17.289 --> 00:44:20.809
Ryan Hoppy gon' choose Every fraud, every fling,

00:44:20.809 --> 00:44:24.369
every late night move We exposed, we amused Yeah,

00:44:24.369 --> 00:44:27.250
we say it like it is on an afternoon cruise Side

00:44:27.250 --> 00:44:30.469
chick news Whole world tuned to the truth You

00:44:30.469 --> 00:44:32.730
can hide from your man, can't hide from this

00:44:32.730 --> 00:44:38.250
boo Side chick news Phone light flashing, who

00:44:38.250 --> 00:44:40.059
you with? You tryin' text, got a ring on your

00:44:40.059 --> 00:44:42.780
hand Still shoppin' for the next G All teams

00:44:42.780 --> 00:44:44.659
stressin', tryin' to spin it for the press But

00:44:44.659 --> 00:44:47.380
the group chat memes got receipts on deck From

00:44:47.380 --> 00:44:49.860
the field goals, listen to the model in the mist

00:44:49.860 --> 00:44:53.079
One post, off life, next post, side twist You

00:44:53.079 --> 00:44:55.980
a free spirit, but the rent still split Funny

00:44:55.980 --> 00:44:58.960
how the timeline never shows that bit Look, I'm

00:44:58.960 --> 00:45:01.380
just readin' what the headlines say I'm the voice

00:45:01.380 --> 00:45:04.360
in your car, you pretend you hate Laughin' at

00:45:04.360 --> 00:45:06.820
the d*** again, we know it ain't new Same story,

00:45:06.860 --> 00:45:09.760
new f*** Here I hangin' This that side chick

00:45:09.760 --> 00:45:14.239
move Side chick move Burnin' hell Every fraud

00:45:14.239 --> 00:45:18.539
Every late night move We expose, we amuse Yeah,

00:45:18.559 --> 00:45:21.500
we say it like it's on an afternoon cruise All

00:45:21.500 --> 00:45:25.280
the world tuned to the truth You can hide from

00:45:25.280 --> 00:45:31.539
your Oh yeah Side chick move Break it, break

00:45:31.539 --> 00:45:34.480
it, break it Break it, break it, break it, break

00:45:34.480 --> 00:45:42.130
it What? We're on a break. And if you gotta say

00:45:42.130 --> 00:45:45.070
we low key, that's the clue. You ain't made,

00:45:45.329 --> 00:45:52.989
you just headline fool. This that side chick

00:45:52.989 --> 00:45:55.969
news. Side chick news. Right, I be gon' choose.

00:45:56.510 --> 00:45:59.329
Every fraud, every fling, every late night move.

00:46:00.090 --> 00:46:02.849
Because we amuse. Yeah, we say it like it is

00:46:02.849 --> 00:46:05.730
on the afternoon cruise. Side chick news. Whole

00:46:05.730 --> 00:46:08.570
world. To the truth. You can't hide from your

00:46:08.570 --> 00:46:11.349
man. Can't hide from this boo. Time to know.

00:46:14.650 --> 00:46:18.750
Wow, you like how I did that? Oh, jeez. Happy

00:46:18.750 --> 00:46:22.650
Hot Topic. All right. Here's Donald Trump talking

00:46:22.650 --> 00:46:24.650
about Nicki Minaj. Never happened before. We

00:46:24.650 --> 00:46:28.510
also have a woman that is so respected and so

00:46:28.510 --> 00:46:32.690
hot and so great. Her biggest lyrical flaw is

00:46:32.690 --> 00:46:36.210
ties a D in the B. And such a great friend of,

00:46:36.329 --> 00:46:39.190
I don't say conservative, I say of common sense.

00:46:39.309 --> 00:46:41.989
She's not conservative or liberal or, as they

00:46:41.989 --> 00:46:44.530
say now, progressive. Liberal became so. She's

00:46:44.530 --> 00:46:47.150
a cloud chaser. That's what she is, dude. Tarnished.

00:46:47.449 --> 00:46:50.250
But now it's communist. You know, they say social

00:46:50.250 --> 00:46:52.409
democrats. No, social. All right, we don't need

00:46:52.409 --> 00:46:56.829
to hear that one. What's going on here? Oh, geez.

00:46:57.309 --> 00:47:03.440
Happy Hot Topic. The Biebers enjoyed some R &R

00:47:03.440 --> 00:47:07.579
with an Idaho escape. Oh, yeah. For the July

00:47:07.579 --> 00:47:10.820
4th weekend, but they weren't alone. Oh, the

00:47:10.820 --> 00:47:14.679
wife swapping time. Mm -hmm. She is a side chick.

00:47:14.940 --> 00:47:17.400
Justin and Hailey Bieber linked up with longtime

00:47:17.400 --> 00:47:20.880
friend Kendall Jenner. Oh, my God. I know they

00:47:20.880 --> 00:47:24.820
were swapping. And her rumored boyfriend, Jacob

00:47:24.820 --> 00:47:26.969
Elordi. I don't think I'd do a rumor at this

00:47:26.969 --> 00:47:29.170
point, but hey, you can be politically correct

00:47:29.170 --> 00:47:31.570
all you want. All right, it's time for Hoppy's

00:47:31.570 --> 00:47:39.809
Hoop, Hoop, Hoop. Yo. Ryan Hoppy on the mic.

00:47:39.869 --> 00:47:42.630
Yeah. Breaking down the scenes. NBA drama. Got

00:47:42.630 --> 00:47:44.989
it. Living out the dreams. That's why it's wild.

00:47:45.070 --> 00:47:47.690
Stories about the queens. Jumping down as bombs

00:47:47.690 --> 00:47:52.550
all the way. You know what I was thinking? It's

00:47:52.550 --> 00:47:55.269
crazy how accessible these... players are. Remember

00:47:55.269 --> 00:47:59.849
when Kobe didn't go? I'm like, I don't know.

00:48:01.409 --> 00:48:04.449
Let's say Jimmy Kimmel's show back in the day

00:48:04.449 --> 00:48:07.070
was such a big deal. Now they go on all the shows.

00:48:07.389 --> 00:48:21.880
It doesn't matter as much. All right, here is

00:48:21.880 --> 00:48:24.840
Luka Doncic being asked which player is better,

00:48:24.920 --> 00:48:43.159
and he kind of throws a shot at LeBron. I don't

00:48:43.159 --> 00:48:48.900
agree with that, but... I don't agree with that.

00:48:51.599 --> 00:49:05.539
He smiled, I love it. LeBron's a douchebag! I

00:49:05.539 --> 00:49:08.900
finally said a different name. I saw Neon was

00:49:08.900 --> 00:49:14.960
hanging out with Jonas. And here's Neon confronting

00:49:14.960 --> 00:49:17.860
him about his potential relationship with...

00:49:17.860 --> 00:49:20.320
You know, I think... You think guys and girls

00:49:20.320 --> 00:49:23.679
can be... Man, please. I've seen the way you

00:49:23.679 --> 00:49:27.619
look at her, bro. I saw your stream. Stop it.

00:49:27.679 --> 00:49:32.579
Don't lie. Neon's getting to that annoying part

00:49:32.579 --> 00:49:35.929
where it's like... I think he's very talented.

00:49:36.070 --> 00:49:38.429
I think he's very successful. But he's getting

00:49:38.429 --> 00:49:40.250
to this point where he thinks they're all his

00:49:40.250 --> 00:49:42.469
friends. And it's like, no. Giannis is going

00:49:42.469 --> 00:49:44.269
on your show because you're the top person in

00:49:44.269 --> 00:49:46.449
the world. If you were not the top person in

00:49:46.449 --> 00:49:49.869
the world, he would not be on your show, dude.

00:49:50.769 --> 00:49:53.550
I've learned that from comedians. Here's Brad

00:49:53.550 --> 00:49:56.909
Stevens on why he traded Jalen Brown. The unbelievable

00:49:56.909 --> 00:49:59.030
way we've played in the regular season in the

00:49:59.030 --> 00:50:02.440
last couple years. You know? The path looked

00:50:02.440 --> 00:50:04.920
a little bit more challenging to me. Whatever.

00:50:05.159 --> 00:50:06.820
I might be wrong. Got it. I'm not going to stand

00:50:06.820 --> 00:50:09.260
up here and be defensive about that. Yeah, you're

00:50:09.260 --> 00:50:13.400
a douchebag. You traded Jalen Brown for Paul

00:50:13.400 --> 00:50:17.000
George. You got just ruined on that trade, dude.

00:50:17.320 --> 00:50:19.940
Dummy. But the path looked a little bit more

00:50:19.940 --> 00:50:22.659
challenging with 70 % of our cap. Yeah, that's

00:50:22.659 --> 00:50:26.099
the problem when you overspend. That's why Jalen

00:50:26.099 --> 00:50:29.119
Brunson and guys like Tom Brady and other sports

00:50:29.119 --> 00:50:35.059
are ballers for taking less money. And such a

00:50:35.059 --> 00:50:42.199
high percent of our usage time. This show is

00:50:42.199 --> 00:50:46.599
the first hour. of Fresno's broadcast tomorrow

00:50:46.599 --> 00:50:49.900
on July 8th, 2026, since we recorded it the day

00:50:49.900 --> 00:50:54.699
before. So let's get to Fresno news. And now,

00:50:54.920 --> 00:50:58.900
back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's

00:50:58.900 --> 00:51:10.860
Hot 97 .7. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Microphone

00:51:10.860 --> 00:51:16.110
key. Yeah. Yeah. Six nine tower, Fresno's loud

00:51:16.110 --> 00:51:18.590
and sour. Mike in his grip, got the world feeling

00:51:18.590 --> 00:51:21.090
sour. Hoppy on the block, dropping facts like

00:51:21.090 --> 00:51:23.690
boulders. Words cut sharply, the city on his

00:51:23.690 --> 00:51:26.369
shoulders. News so raw, unfiltered truth spray.

00:51:26.949 --> 00:51:29.829
Fresno's posting every word that he say. No sugar

00:51:29.829 --> 00:51:32.650
coat, no bow, no disguise. Hoppy in the booth,

00:51:32.809 --> 00:51:36.110
Fresno, is it live? Fresno, no, he don't hold

00:51:36.110 --> 00:52:39.699
back. Thanks for watching! New at 11, paying

00:52:39.699 --> 00:52:42.059
for the stay. The Fresno County Board of... Oh,

00:52:42.059 --> 00:52:47.750
yeah. supervisors is asking voters to decide

00:52:47.750 --> 00:52:51.030
if people staying at hotels and airbnbs in fresno

00:52:51.030 --> 00:52:54.349
county should pay a new transient occupancy tax

00:52:54.349 --> 00:52:57.570
or tot they just approved a new ballot measure

00:52:57.570 --> 00:53:00.949
this reporter on the left job is a for november

00:53:00.949 --> 00:53:04.269
saying it will raise all right so of course california

00:53:04.269 --> 00:53:15.699
adds another tax what a scam it is oh geez I

00:53:15.699 --> 00:53:18.300
love that sound effect. This is what my brain

00:53:18.300 --> 00:53:22.500
sounds like. A debate over data centers will

00:53:22.500 --> 00:53:25.139
be on full display tonight in Davie County. During

00:53:25.139 --> 00:53:27.280
the meeting, county commissioners are considering

00:53:27.280 --> 00:53:30.039
putting a pause on potential data center developments.

00:53:30.320 --> 00:53:32.800
Head of the vote, many from the community are

00:53:32.800 --> 00:53:35.599
prepared to voice their opposition. Yeah, I'd

00:53:35.599 --> 00:53:37.539
be opposed to it, too. I don't think it's great.

00:53:37.719 --> 00:53:40.159
I use AI all the time, and someone's going to

00:53:40.159 --> 00:53:44.079
provide something that makes AI happen. So...

00:53:44.320 --> 00:53:47.579
There is that. Now it's time for our segment

00:53:47.579 --> 00:53:51.639
of Winston -Salem News. Winston -Salem News.

00:54:01.070 --> 00:54:04.449
From Winston -Salem, I'm talkin' clean Spiral

00:54:04.449 --> 00:54:07.110
on the breeze in my daily routine Got that draw

00:54:07.110 --> 00:54:10.550
when I roll through the lines Slow with the words,

00:54:10.590 --> 00:54:12.769
but the thought still shines Riding Hoppy on

00:54:12.769 --> 00:54:16.550
the mic all day Out of Tampa Bay, he don't play

00:54:16.550 --> 00:54:19.230
Say what he mean, let the truth come through

00:54:19.230 --> 00:54:23.150
If it hit the room, then it hit the room He don't

00:54:23.150 --> 00:54:28.670
bite his tongue No, he let it fly If it's on

00:54:28.670 --> 00:54:35.360
his mind, you Winston, sell them noodles. Tell

00:54:35.360 --> 00:54:40.820
the truth. Winston, sell them noodles. Coming

00:54:40.820 --> 00:54:43.940
through. Copy hour on the dial. Let it loose.

00:54:44.239 --> 00:54:49.539
Winston, sell them noodles. That's the truth.

00:54:49.739 --> 00:54:54.960
Winston, sell them noodles. That's the truth.

00:54:55.179 --> 00:54:58.599
He got that Tampa Bay heat in the tone. Bring

00:54:58.599 --> 00:55:01.440
the whole story when he grab that phone. Never

00:55:01.440 --> 00:55:04.650
tiptoe around what he got. If it's wrong, he

00:55:04.650 --> 00:55:07.210
gon' call it out that way I like that voice,

00:55:07.469 --> 00:55:10.829
I like that smile Real talk, ridin' every single

00:55:10.829 --> 00:55:13.789
line From the south with a shop, little brand

00:55:13.789 --> 00:55:17.110
Turn the radio up, let the truth move in He don't

00:55:17.110 --> 00:55:22.610
bite his tongue, no, he let it fly If it's on

00:55:22.610 --> 00:55:28.409
his mind, you hear it live Listen, sell him,

00:55:28.409 --> 00:55:53.409
dude, tell the truth One take, no fear Say it

00:55:53.409 --> 00:55:57.889
plain, say it clear Tampa Bay to the Carolinas

00:55:57.889 --> 00:56:26.599
You know the man behind All right, I know. Roger.

00:56:27.059 --> 00:56:33.059
Happy Hot Topic! Rockingham County Sheriff Sam

00:56:33.059 --> 00:56:35.699
Page is retiring after 28 years serving in the

00:56:35.699 --> 00:56:38.760
position. He just looks like a typical boomer

00:56:38.760 --> 00:56:42.579
cop. He filed paperwork for early retirement

00:56:42.579 --> 00:56:44.980
this afternoon at the Rockingham County Governmental

00:56:44.980 --> 00:56:49.199
Center. And he is running for a state Senate.

00:56:49.280 --> 00:56:50.960
As you know, I'm a radio geek. When I think of

00:56:50.960 --> 00:56:52.559
a cowboy, I just don't know. I'm not a country

00:56:52.559 --> 00:56:56.860
music singer. He's retiring. See you later, alligator.

00:56:58.119 --> 00:57:04.820
Screw you, cop. Today at noon, an 18 -year -old

00:57:04.820 --> 00:57:07.340
accused of using a weapon of mass destruction

00:57:07.340 --> 00:57:09.380
to break into Smith High School. Man, that word

00:57:09.380 --> 00:57:12.420
reminds me of like 2004. A weapon of mass destruction

00:57:12.420 --> 00:57:14.719
to break into Smith High School in Greensboro

00:57:14.719 --> 00:57:19.980
is said to face a judge. Police arrested 18 -year

00:57:19.980 --> 00:57:22.880
-old Solomon Caravello. I mean, I know every

00:57:22.880 --> 00:57:25.019
generation has their criminals as teens, but

00:57:25.019 --> 00:57:27.280
it seems like ever since COVID, they're out of

00:57:27.280 --> 00:57:31.829
their mind. All on Sunday. All right, there you

00:57:31.829 --> 00:57:37.010
go. On this stippin' moron. No! Happy Hot Topic!

00:57:38.889 --> 00:57:42.010
Today, two triad 18 -year -olds made their first

00:57:42.010 --> 00:57:44.849
appearance in court facing charges for allegedly

00:57:44.849 --> 00:57:48.030
breaking into Smith High School. Using what investigators

00:57:48.030 --> 00:57:52.829
describe as homemade plasma cannons. Fox 8's

00:57:52.829 --> 00:57:55.030
Celeste Smith joins us now live from the Guilford.

00:57:55.110 --> 00:57:57.269
I said that was just the same report on another

00:57:57.269 --> 00:57:59.610
network. Yeah, today's show is kind of sleepy.

00:57:59.650 --> 00:58:02.650
I like it that way. You know, I like to just

00:58:02.650 --> 00:58:06.050
chill. All right, dude. Time for Chicago news.

00:58:10.809 --> 00:58:16.010
Live from the go, y 'all. Brian and the Bulls

00:58:16.010 --> 00:58:29.360
stand tall. Yeah. Ah, geez. Yeah. Six mad, but

00:58:29.360 --> 00:58:32.159
he been in these mics. All in ten heights, now

00:58:32.159 --> 00:58:34.719
the cynic is tight. From the berms to the block,

00:58:34.800 --> 00:58:37.219
that's a hell of a hike. Turn the dial, see his

00:58:37.219 --> 00:58:40.380
name on the lights. He got callers on the lines,

00:58:40.420 --> 00:58:42.840
trying to break they news. From the side to the

00:58:42.840 --> 00:58:45.320
sticks, they relate to the views. Every segment

00:58:45.320 --> 00:58:48.019
like a story from the avenue. Tell him slick,

00:58:48.159 --> 00:58:51.639
then he fat, shake that attitude. This that Chicago

00:58:51.639 --> 00:58:56.199
news. Hop in, I will let him choose. From the

00:58:56.199 --> 00:58:59.369
heights to the loop, what it do? Every block,

00:58:59.389 --> 00:59:07.469
every verse in the room Rock cruise If you're

00:59:07.469 --> 00:59:10.550
tuned and you're part of the truth Happy hour,

00:59:10.650 --> 00:59:14.449
yeah, he talkin' to you He got jokes for the

00:59:14.449 --> 00:59:17.269
frauds, love for the brave I could guess in the

00:59:17.269 --> 00:59:20.010
chance, say what they crave From the sports world

00:59:20.010 --> 00:59:23.210
wars to the gossip wave He connect more lanes

00:59:23.210 --> 00:59:26.130
than the tow -way saves Late night, but the syndicate

00:59:26.130 --> 00:59:29.309
wide Carolina to the bay, hit a mid -wedge prize

00:59:29.309 --> 00:59:31.989
Still a kid from the ice with the drive inside

00:59:31.989 --> 01:00:03.550
Got the whole damn map on the same level It's

01:00:03.550 --> 01:00:08.369
getting hot right now. Hot right now. Happy Hot

01:00:08.369 --> 01:00:13.469
Topic! Mayor Brandon Johnson went door -to -door

01:00:13.469 --> 01:00:15.909
in Woodlawn today, checking on people dealing

01:00:15.909 --> 01:00:18.510
with the heat. God, if he showed up to my door,

01:00:18.590 --> 01:00:21.429
I'd be like, get out of here, you dish! I know

01:00:21.429 --> 01:00:23.869
it's hot, but it's summertime. He's wearing a

01:00:23.869 --> 01:00:26.190
suit, what a moron. He's probably sweaty under,

01:00:26.329 --> 01:00:30.000
but he smells. He's already ashy looking. We're

01:00:30.000 --> 01:00:31.860
going to struggle with one another, protect one

01:00:31.860 --> 01:00:35.820
another. I have a side to none. We're going to

01:00:35.820 --> 01:00:39.059
protect the criminals. Deliver on behalf of the

01:00:39.059 --> 01:00:44.559
people of Chicago. He's so inspirational. Governor

01:00:44.559 --> 01:00:51.500
Pritzker celebrating again those new laws. The

01:00:51.500 --> 01:00:53.820
goal is to create equity within the cannabis

01:00:53.820 --> 01:01:01.099
industry here in Illinois. It has the most diverse

01:01:01.099 --> 01:01:04.599
and equitable cannabis industry in the country.

01:01:04.760 --> 01:01:08.599
It has created more than 16 ,000 new jobs and

01:01:08.599 --> 01:01:11.960
it has helped our economy grow. The governor

01:01:11.960 --> 01:01:14.920
held that ceremonial bill signing at Sway Cannabis

01:01:14.920 --> 01:01:18.840
Dispensary. That's good Sway. I wonder if he

01:01:18.840 --> 01:01:23.199
smoked. Oh, there's this headline. Happy Hot

01:01:23.199 --> 01:01:27.480
Topic. The ban passed the village board unanimously

01:01:27.480 --> 01:01:30.179
in March, but it only took effect yesterday.

01:01:30.679 --> 01:01:34.719
Now one local Airbnb owner is raising concerns

01:01:34.719 --> 01:01:38.920
about enforcement. and how the new rules are

01:01:38.920 --> 01:01:42.159
being communicated. Starting yesterday, the village

01:01:42.159 --> 01:01:44.820
of Arlington Heights closed the door on short

01:01:44.820 --> 01:01:48.360
-term rentals shorter than 30 days. But head

01:01:48.360 --> 01:01:51.400
to Airbnb's website and several listings in the

01:01:51.400 --> 01:01:54.119
village are still available. Yeah, we can do

01:01:54.119 --> 01:01:57.900
it under the radar. Community member Devin Gray,

01:01:58.039 --> 01:02:00.940
who owns one rental property, says that raises

01:02:00.940 --> 01:02:03.639
questions about how the new ordinance is being

01:02:03.639 --> 01:02:06.159
enforced. It just kind of reminds you that my

01:02:06.159 --> 01:02:10.639
hometown sucks. And is urging local officials

01:02:10.639 --> 01:02:14.059
to reconsider the ban. Whatever. Arlington Heights

01:02:14.059 --> 01:02:17.780
is so lame. It's just terrible. And I'm from

01:02:17.780 --> 01:02:23.360
there, so I can say it. Happy Hot Topic! Dan

01:02:23.360 --> 01:02:25.500
and Tanya, with the growing use of AI, Governor

01:02:25.500 --> 01:02:27.860
Davey Pritzker says there's more of a need for

01:02:27.860 --> 01:02:31.019
accountability and transparency. This morning,

01:02:31.079 --> 01:02:33.880
Governor Pritzker signed a bill into law that

01:02:33.880 --> 01:02:36.659
sets a new standard for regulating leading AI

01:02:36.659 --> 01:02:41.480
companies. I gotta regulate it. Regulators, stand

01:02:41.480 --> 01:02:47.519
up! I crack myself up. Navy Pier is apologizing

01:02:47.519 --> 01:02:50.579
after their massive 4th of July fireworks display

01:02:50.579 --> 01:02:54.250
was drowned out. By fog. There's nothing to apologize

01:02:54.250 --> 01:02:56.670
about. It's not your fault. It's not all you

01:02:56.670 --> 01:03:02.530
brought with the fog machine. It's the sound

01:03:02.530 --> 01:03:09.929
of Chicago. And that news is this. Well, tonight

01:03:09.929 --> 01:03:11.789
in Arlington Heights, they'd been planning to

01:03:11.789 --> 01:03:14.670
replace fireworks with a drone show. The community

01:03:14.670 --> 01:03:17.269
really excited to celebrate Frontier Days. Oh,

01:03:17.269 --> 01:03:20.510
yeah! That's where all the underage drinking

01:03:20.510 --> 01:03:24.630
happened. If you saw a teenager with a water

01:03:24.630 --> 01:03:27.909
bottle walking around there in 2009, it wasn't

01:03:27.909 --> 01:03:30.900
water. Fortunately, his branches showed us. Mother

01:03:30.900 --> 01:03:34.639
nature had other plans in store. The event was

01:03:34.639 --> 01:03:37.719
evacuated because of the weather. NBC5's Randy

01:03:37.719 --> 01:03:40.039
Gyllenhaal is... Ah, so they evacuated because

01:03:40.039 --> 01:03:43.019
of the weather. By the way, when I was there,

01:03:43.239 --> 01:03:45.559
it was so interesting. And what was interesting

01:03:45.559 --> 01:03:47.579
about it was there was a girl. I'm not going

01:03:47.579 --> 01:03:49.099
to say her name, but if anyone's listening in

01:03:49.099 --> 01:03:51.079
my hometown, they know who it is. She lost her

01:03:51.079 --> 01:03:54.409
virginity. I just... She lost her virginity in

01:03:54.409 --> 01:03:56.570
a port -a -potty at Frontier Days. That was just

01:03:56.570 --> 01:04:31.329
where we all went wild. So, we got some news

01:04:31.329 --> 01:04:34.860
today. First of all... I talked to Mahoney once

01:04:34.860 --> 01:04:37.360
a day, one of my heroes. They added their 60th

01:04:37.360 --> 01:04:41.380
affiliate. All 92 .3 in New Orleans. I like this

01:04:41.380 --> 01:04:43.239
headline, but I also don't like it. Hubbard Radio

01:04:43.239 --> 01:04:47.320
adds Lauren Learn LL. She's from the Rizzuto

01:04:47.320 --> 01:04:50.739
Show in Casey, this radio station in St. Louis,

01:04:50.880 --> 01:04:54.599
to 97 .1 to drive in Chicago. Very talented person,

01:04:54.820 --> 01:04:56.679
but hopefully they don't find out she's from

01:04:56.679 --> 01:05:01.480
St. Louis. And Big Tigger, I said Tigger, steps

01:05:01.480 --> 01:05:04.980
away from his show due to legal. problems. And

01:05:04.980 --> 01:05:09.300
also, the Woody and Jim show ends at hot hits,

01:05:09.320 --> 01:05:14.260
or totally hits 93 .3. And the thing about it

01:05:14.260 --> 01:05:18.000
was, they were huge on 107 .5, the river, whatever

01:05:18.000 --> 01:05:21.679
it was, back in the day. And from what I read

01:05:21.679 --> 01:05:25.599
online, their signal was not very good. So there

01:05:25.599 --> 01:05:28.610
was a hard time. I always feel bad for like the

01:05:28.610 --> 01:05:30.469
old school radio guys that are really talented

01:05:30.469 --> 01:05:32.170
and then they make a comeback and it's on like

01:05:32.170 --> 01:05:37.110
a radio station that's like not as popping. All

01:05:37.110 --> 01:05:40.030
right. We got 30 seconds left on this Fresno

01:05:40.030 --> 01:05:47.539
broadcast. So let's do this. Oh, geez. We will

01:05:47.539 --> 01:05:50.300
be back at 8 a .m. Up next is the Mixed Show.

01:05:51.719 --> 01:05:57.219
856 -49 -HAPPY. That's 856 -49 -467 -73. You

01:05:57.219 --> 01:05:59.639
can tweet at me at Ryan Happy Radio. We'll be

01:05:59.639 --> 01:06:02.599
right back. Hang on. And if you're listening

01:06:02.599 --> 01:06:23.760
on a podcast, we'll be right back as well. Ryan

01:06:23.760 --> 01:06:26.960
Hoppy Radio dot com. The hour will be right back.

01:06:27.199 --> 01:06:30.039
You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're

01:06:30.039 --> 01:06:35.519
going outside, all I smell is poop. We also need

01:06:35.519 --> 01:06:38.039
to be affectionate. And you can see that with

01:06:38.039 --> 01:06:41.380
Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of

01:06:41.380 --> 01:06:45.739
touching, kissing, even fisting. And we'll call

01:06:45.739 --> 01:06:51.480
it a day. As a reminder, if you don't feel like

01:06:51.480 --> 01:06:53.940
listening to this next song, you can skip over

01:06:53.940 --> 01:06:56.559
it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride

01:06:56.559 --> 01:07:00.880
in his selection, so stick around, folks. Are

01:07:00.880 --> 01:07:32.780
you ready? Let's go. Oh so long Hoping and praying

01:07:32.780 --> 01:07:36.719
that one day I'm gonna make it No matter what

01:07:36.719 --> 01:07:41.500
I keep coming strong I got my eyes on the prize

01:07:41.500 --> 01:07:46.960
and I'm gonna take it away I never realized that

01:07:46.960 --> 01:07:53.300
I was supposed to be Today I'm on a stage The

01:07:53.300 --> 01:08:48.659
lights are on so let's get started Together we

01:08:48.659 --> 01:08:53.279
keep breaking the ground. I'm gonna do it because

01:08:53.279 --> 01:08:58.699
you showed me how to do it. I never realized

01:08:58.699 --> 01:09:03.760
it before. It's gonna be a day upon a stage.

01:09:04.600 --> 01:11:07.970
The lights are on so let's get started. Oh yeah,

01:11:08.149 --> 01:11:12.810
let's get back into it, man. I'm so ready. All

01:11:12.810 --> 01:11:29.789
right, let's go. Right now. Something completely

01:11:29.789 --> 01:12:18.699
different. Door is closing. Happy hour. Happy

01:12:18.699 --> 01:12:27.159
hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. The most

01:12:27.159 --> 01:12:31.159
recent radio show on the web. The other stations

01:12:31.159 --> 01:12:52.239
are tuned in too. Yo, it's Hoppy and I will be

01:12:52.239 --> 01:12:55.100
about to go live Tampa Bay News is the place

01:12:55.100 --> 01:12:57.659
we arrive From the beach to the bay and the city's

01:12:57.659 --> 01:13:00.060
crazy moves We got stories hotter than the Florida

01:13:00.060 --> 01:13:20.590
grooves Tampa Bay News, we makin' it spin Ryan,

01:13:20.630 --> 01:13:23.170
hop on the mics, pick a fight again. National

01:13:23.170 --> 01:13:26.109
waves and the city's a -spinnin'. Fuckin' headlines,

01:13:26.470 --> 01:13:28.770
man, you can't resist. Every scoop hittin' harder

01:13:28.770 --> 01:13:32.010
than a clenched fist. Tabloid news, we makin'

01:13:32.010 --> 01:13:51.590
it spin. We got sunshine, drama, and the traffic

01:13:51.590 --> 01:13:54.149
heat. Stories so bold, they knock you off your

01:13:54.149 --> 01:13:56.789
seat. The vibe's electric, we takin' control.

01:13:57.210 --> 01:13:59.789
Tampa Bay's anthem, you feelin' your soul. From

01:13:59.789 --> 01:14:02.329
Clearwater Waters to Keyboard Street, man, we

01:14:02.329 --> 01:14:04.630
documentin' life with those hip -hop beats. Turn

01:14:04.630 --> 01:14:07.489
it up now, let the world partake in the stories

01:14:07.489 --> 01:14:23.539
of the legends and the news we make. Dizzy's

01:14:23.539 --> 01:14:33.180
a bitch, by the way. No! Happy Hot Topic! What

01:14:33.180 --> 01:14:44.020
the hell's going on? Now out of jail this morning.

01:14:45.520 --> 01:14:48.180
Reginald Say was granted a $5 ,000 bond yesterday.

01:14:48.319 --> 01:14:50.500
That's nothing. That's $500. That's how much

01:14:50.500 --> 01:14:55.560
he makes per week. What's going on here? Well,

01:14:56.939 --> 01:14:59.359
next here tonight, a local organization now pushing

01:14:59.359 --> 01:15:02.199
for more rules when it comes to those e -bikes.

01:15:02.500 --> 01:15:06.180
Yeah, e -bikes are out of control. This after

01:15:06.180 --> 01:15:08.399
Governor DeSantis vetoed a bill that would have

01:15:08.399 --> 01:15:11.069
limited the speeds of those bikes. God, he's

01:15:11.069 --> 01:15:13.470
such a freaking twat. St. Pete reporter Casey

01:15:13.470 --> 01:15:17.729
Albritton on the line. A douchebag. Between fun

01:15:17.729 --> 01:15:21.369
and danger. Here in St. Pete, e -bike riders

01:15:21.369 --> 01:15:23.789
tell me although they love their e -bikes, they

01:15:23.789 --> 01:15:26.449
wouldn't mind seeing more regulations to make

01:15:26.449 --> 01:15:28.510
things. I hate e -bikes. You just look at the

01:15:28.510 --> 01:15:30.710
faces of people on them and they think they're

01:15:30.710 --> 01:15:33.409
running around. It's like, yeah, douche. You're

01:15:33.409 --> 01:15:37.210
an attention -seeking moron. According to Ford

01:15:37.210 --> 01:15:39.189
Pinellas, the number of e -bike deaths increased

01:15:39.189 --> 01:15:42.670
from 2024 to 2025. Despite this information,

01:15:42.949 --> 01:15:45.210
Governor Ron DeSantis vetoed a bill that would

01:15:45.210 --> 01:15:47.210
limit e -bikes. I don't want to hear about DeSantis.

01:15:47.350 --> 01:15:51.470
I can't do it. He is a freaking douche. Douchey,

01:15:51.470 --> 01:15:53.829
douche, douche. Well said, Ryan. He's the worst.

01:15:54.029 --> 01:15:58.039
And if you voted for him, you're stupid. It's

01:15:58.039 --> 01:16:01.039
sad. Game time, the arcade in Ybor City is closing.

01:16:01.159 --> 01:16:06.060
That sucks. This headline sucks, too. Tonight,

01:16:08.100 --> 01:16:10.880
people living in a 55 -plus apartment complex

01:16:10.880 --> 01:16:13.100
have been without air conditioning now for two

01:16:13.100 --> 01:16:15.640
weeks. Management can't tell us when that cool

01:16:15.640 --> 01:16:19.000
air will start flowing again. Yeah, you know,

01:16:19.000 --> 01:16:21.039
if management lived there, they wouldn't let

01:16:21.039 --> 01:16:28.079
that happen. I hope it all works out. It's not

01:16:28.079 --> 01:16:36.840
fine when you don't have air. Hey, I've had company

01:16:36.840 --> 01:16:39.119
all morning long. I'm not complaining about it.

01:16:39.140 --> 01:16:41.100
Here at Tampa International Airport, the foot

01:16:41.100 --> 01:16:43.460
traffic has been pretty steady. So this is from

01:16:43.460 --> 01:16:46.020
last weekend when I had the record -breaking

01:16:46.020 --> 01:16:49.479
holiday time of all the people being at the airport.

01:16:49.800 --> 01:16:52.600
Pack your patience, as they always say. There

01:16:52.600 --> 01:16:55.840
is nothing more cliche than when it's any holiday

01:16:55.840 --> 01:16:58.699
weekend, the news has to say, Oh, the airports.

01:16:59.199 --> 01:17:04.180
Oh, the airports. Riveting news. Happy Hot Topic.

01:17:04.729 --> 01:17:07.859
Adios. Tonight, a big warning for boat owners

01:17:07.859 --> 01:17:10.079
out there after a series of thefts at marinas

01:17:10.079 --> 01:17:15.479
across St. Pete. Police say the thieves are targeting

01:17:15.479 --> 01:17:18.359
GPS devices. 10 Tampa Bay News reporter Kristen

01:17:18.359 --> 01:17:21.140
Barberisi undercover. I love this Kristen Barberisi.

01:17:21.140 --> 01:17:23.539
She's freaking hot. Covering details about the

01:17:23.539 --> 01:17:26.359
crime, and it's connected to a lot of victims

01:17:26.359 --> 01:17:29.060
out there. Police are investigating more than

01:17:29.060 --> 01:17:31.319
a dozen thefts across the area, including several

01:17:31.319 --> 01:17:33.720
here at O 'Neill's Marina. One charter captain

01:17:33.720 --> 01:17:36.340
tells me this is the second time. he's been targeted

01:17:36.340 --> 01:17:41.500
here's our good luck charm bandit dog is lucky

01:17:41.500 --> 01:17:44.420
real fishing charters mascot but he's no match

01:17:44.420 --> 01:17:47.220
for real bandits over here you can see the cut

01:17:47.220 --> 01:17:49.659
wires captain joseph de phillips says thieves

01:17:49.659 --> 01:17:52.439
boarded his boat around 3 30 a .m wednesday and

01:17:52.439 --> 01:17:55.279
stole two gps units they're playing in it and

01:17:55.279 --> 01:17:58.340
uh He just sounds like a fisherman, doesn't he?

01:17:58.460 --> 01:18:02.100
Mm -hmm. I listen to the Tampa Bay Fishing Radio

01:18:02.100 --> 01:18:04.279
Show with our one -on -two fives about everyone.

01:18:04.720 --> 01:18:06.640
I mean, they're not showing any mercy. It's four

01:18:06.640 --> 01:18:10.539
screws. Ah, there you go. Four screws. We're

01:18:10.539 --> 01:18:19.510
fishermen. Mm -hmm. Happy Hot Topic! It is going

01:18:19.510 --> 01:18:21.850
to take hundreds of thousands of dollars for

01:18:21.850 --> 01:18:24.850
St. Pete Pride to ensure that celebrations happen

01:18:24.850 --> 01:18:27.670
next year. I have a lot of friends that are gay.

01:18:27.829 --> 01:18:30.909
The comic community is like one third gay. And

01:18:30.909 --> 01:18:33.390
I'm telling you, they were not impressed with

01:18:33.390 --> 01:18:35.170
Pride this year. Yeah, they like the sentiment.

01:18:36.189 --> 01:18:38.710
You know, love is love, but they didn't really

01:18:38.710 --> 01:18:40.840
seem to have a good time. here. Yeah, coming

01:18:40.840 --> 01:18:42.859
off of Pride Month, leaders with the organization

01:18:42.859 --> 01:18:44.920
say they're seeing some of the largest funding

01:18:44.920 --> 01:18:47.479
shortfalls they've seen after more than 20 years

01:18:47.479 --> 01:18:50.100
in the city. Hopefully it all works out and they

01:18:50.100 --> 01:18:53.380
all can plow each other. What's going on here?

01:18:53.899 --> 01:18:59.000
Happy Hot Topic! I'm talking about kids. I mean,

01:18:59.000 --> 01:19:03.039
she in essence stole from the kids. She's a ping!

01:19:04.350 --> 01:19:06.510
The former treasurer of a local little league

01:19:06.510 --> 01:19:09.189
who was accused of stealing more than $200 ,000

01:19:09.189 --> 01:19:12.750
learned her fate today. A judge ordered her to

01:19:12.750 --> 01:19:15.390
spend time behind bars. And News Channel 8's

01:19:15.390 --> 01:19:17.810
Grant Palmer joins us. He's at the Sarasota County...

01:19:17.810 --> 01:19:21.710
A woman getting charged with time? No way! Because

01:19:21.710 --> 01:19:24.470
she's not hot. Judicial Center with details.

01:19:24.649 --> 01:19:29.800
Grant. Yeah, Josh and Stacey, that year will

01:19:29.800 --> 01:19:33.560
be followed by 25 years of probation. And she

01:19:33.560 --> 01:19:40.880
also has to pay $176 ,000 in restitution. Former

01:19:40.880 --> 01:19:43.439
Sarasota County Treasurer Anissa Turner. They

01:19:43.439 --> 01:19:47.119
formally sentenced. And her lawyer looks like

01:19:47.119 --> 01:19:50.220
a moron too. After stealing more than $200 ,000

01:19:50.220 --> 01:19:54.560
from the league. Lose it! League President Alexis

01:19:54.560 --> 01:19:57.560
Mininghouse giving us her reaction. It took over

01:19:57.560 --> 01:20:01.659
about three years to commit the crime. We thought

01:20:01.659 --> 01:20:04.279
that 12 months may have been a little light,

01:20:04.340 --> 01:20:07.500
but if he felt that was fair, then we'll agree

01:20:07.500 --> 01:20:12.039
with. This area is full of a bunch of stupid

01:20:12.039 --> 01:20:21.180
morons. Just a bunch of dimwits. Lakeland City

01:20:21.180 --> 01:20:23.680
Council is listening to public comment on a proposed

01:20:23.680 --> 01:20:28.079
12 -month moratorium on a new large -scale data

01:20:28.079 --> 01:20:30.220
center. Let's be honest, we ain't stopping the

01:20:30.220 --> 01:20:33.979
data centers. Am I a fan of them? I don't know.

01:20:34.460 --> 01:20:36.960
But there's nothing stopping you from, you know,

01:20:37.039 --> 01:20:39.689
there's nothing that's going to stop them. These

01:20:39.689 --> 01:20:41.930
are not quiet office parks. Their cooling systems

01:20:41.930 --> 01:20:44.529
and floodlights do not take a night off. Ah,

01:20:44.529 --> 01:20:47.989
yeah, yeah. Can you imagine going to... It's

01:20:47.989 --> 01:20:51.130
not going to be stopped. Do I like them? Probably

01:20:51.130 --> 01:20:53.909
not, but they help me as Chad JBT. Here's what

01:20:53.909 --> 01:20:55.649
I'm saying. There's nothing that's going to stop

01:20:55.649 --> 01:20:59.229
it. Just embrace it. Who cares? We'll be dead

01:20:59.229 --> 01:21:04.590
in maximum, for me, 68 years, and then the future

01:21:04.590 --> 01:21:06.409
can deal with it. I got a vasectomy, so I don't

01:21:06.409 --> 01:21:09.300
have anything to worry about. No! Happy Hot Topic!

01:21:09.779 --> 01:21:14.220
Uh, huh? All right, now at St. Pete Animal Shelter,

01:21:14.220 --> 01:21:16.399
asking for some help. This after state funding

01:21:16.399 --> 01:21:19.199
for its expansion project was vetoed for a third

01:21:19.199 --> 01:21:23.239
consecutive year. Vetoed by that douchebag known

01:21:23.239 --> 01:21:26.920
as Ron DeSantis. Frickin' loser. Just come out

01:21:26.920 --> 01:21:34.310
of the closet, Ernie. Happy Hot Topic! Now to

01:21:34.310 --> 01:21:37.010
a Tampa Bay 28 follow -through. Newly released

01:21:37.010 --> 01:21:39.750
video shows the suspect in last year's deadly

01:21:39.750 --> 01:21:43.329
Ybor City crash spending more than five hours

01:21:43.329 --> 01:21:47.170
in the backseat of an FHP cruiser after he was

01:21:47.170 --> 01:21:50.529
taken into custody. Prosecutors say Silas Sampson

01:21:50.529 --> 01:21:53.270
killed four people and injured more than a dozen

01:21:53.270 --> 01:21:56.409
others after crashing his car into a crowd on

01:21:56.409 --> 01:21:58.630
7th Avenue. Can you imagine being in that car

01:21:58.630 --> 01:22:01.069
that he almost hit? By the way, shout out to

01:22:01.069 --> 01:22:05.050
the cops for allowing that to happen. You had

01:22:05.050 --> 01:22:07.630
freaking helicopters, you morons. In November,

01:22:07.829 --> 01:22:10.289
our Julie Solomon reviewed the newly released

01:22:10.289 --> 01:22:14.770
video from the state attorney's office, which

01:22:14.770 --> 01:22:18.289
shows the moments before and after the accident.

01:22:22.039 --> 01:22:24.840
Newly released video from the Tampa Police Department's

01:22:24.840 --> 01:22:27.060
helicopter shows the moments leading up to last

01:22:27.060 --> 01:22:29.739
year's deadly crash in Ybor City in November.

01:22:29.939 --> 01:22:32.880
Prior to the crash, Tampa Police say Silas Sampson

01:22:32.880 --> 01:22:36.720
was driving recklessly on Southbound I -275.

01:22:36.960 --> 01:22:39.220
He's driving like everyone else does and the

01:22:39.220 --> 01:22:43.279
cops manifested it. Troopers tried. If you're

01:22:43.279 --> 01:22:45.220
so good at your job, the helicopter could have

01:22:45.220 --> 01:22:49.079
found him. But no! Billy Badass of the cops had

01:22:49.079 --> 01:22:51.600
to do it. pulling the car over. He's fleeing

01:22:51.600 --> 01:22:54.239
from FHB. State troopers later tried a pit maneuver,

01:22:54.479 --> 01:22:57.960
but it did not work. I am. That must have been

01:22:57.960 --> 01:23:00.579
a rookie capstone, right? Mm -hmm. So you've

01:23:00.579 --> 01:23:03.079
seen plenty of videos of the pit maneuver working

01:23:03.079 --> 01:23:05.600
everywhere else. It's time for Cleveland News.

01:23:06.460 --> 01:23:18.779
Oh! Oh! Static crackle, mic pops, the hour is

01:23:18.779 --> 01:23:21.800
hoppy Cleveland skyline foggy, steel mills choppy

01:23:21.800 --> 01:23:24.319
City on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, level slop

01:23:24.319 --> 01:23:26.979
Radio waves, carry tales, but they ain't lost

01:23:26.979 --> 01:23:29.880
In concrete jungle, potholes where dreams collapse

01:23:29.880 --> 01:23:32.939
Downtown echoes to cabs and faded cabs Past the

01:23:32.939 --> 01:23:35.460
preaching hustle, corner kids trading maps Where

01:23:35.460 --> 01:23:37.960
the vibes Midwest, but the struggle overlaps

01:23:37.960 --> 01:23:41.619
Cleveland news, where the truth gets raw Rust

01:23:41.619 --> 01:23:45.529
belt blues, every crack, every flaw No sugar,

01:23:45.670 --> 01:23:48.970
no drop Hoppy on the mic spittin' facts, no law

01:23:48.970 --> 01:23:52.489
Back alleys whisper, still grit in the air Hoppy

01:23:52.489 --> 01:23:55.149
pullin' cards, city troops laid bare Bar sharper

01:23:55.149 --> 01:23:57.810
than the skyline, no time to spare Opinions heavy

01:23:57.810 --> 01:24:01.529
as the lake, but he don't care Radio days, static

01:24:01.529 --> 01:24:03.930
hum in the booth Voice boomin' through the speakers,

01:24:04.050 --> 01:24:07.550
hittin' with the truth Tower city shadows, echoing

01:24:07.550 --> 01:24:10.529
the youth Uncut, unpolished Cleveland's the proof,

01:24:10.689 --> 01:24:14.149
hoppy blends, no rose tint Just grind every segment,

01:24:14.170 --> 01:24:16.869
a slice of Cleveland's wine From the flats to

01:24:16.869 --> 01:24:19.449
the heights, so we'll re -combine Unfiltered,

01:24:19.449 --> 01:24:24.229
unbothered, done, been fine Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

01:24:24.229 --> 01:25:03.250
oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh All right,

01:25:03.329 --> 01:25:05.550
so hopefully it all works out, but the power

01:25:05.550 --> 01:25:09.430
grids are freaking out. Up north. New tonight,

01:25:09.609 --> 01:25:11.949
three news has learned the executive chef at

01:25:11.949 --> 01:25:15.069
Progressive Field is facing felony charges after

01:25:15.069 --> 01:25:17.550
police say he tried to meet up with what he thought

01:25:17.550 --> 01:25:23.050
was a minor loser. By the way, there is one way

01:25:23.050 --> 01:25:29.109
to fix this. If you are a pedophile and you're

01:25:29.109 --> 01:25:32.609
trying to meet up with kids, there's one thing

01:25:32.609 --> 01:25:42.640
you can do and one thing only. for sex. Kirtland

01:25:42.640 --> 01:25:46.340
police say 45 -year -old Vikwantej Nath chatted

01:25:46.340 --> 01:25:49.420
online. He just looks like a pedophile. With

01:25:49.420 --> 01:25:53.960
an undercover officer posing as a 13 to 16 -year

01:25:53.960 --> 01:25:55.939
-old. It's gotta be so creepy being those cops

01:25:55.939 --> 01:25:57.520
where you gotta like pretend you're a pedophile.

01:25:57.640 --> 01:25:59.560
It's gotta be so off -putting. And made plans

01:25:59.560 --> 01:26:02.239
to meet up Tuesday for sex. Alright, burn in

01:26:02.239 --> 01:26:07.060
hell, dude. What's going on here? Well, is Chad

01:26:07.060 --> 01:26:09.680
Palmer competent to stand trial? That was the

01:26:09.680 --> 01:26:11.869
question discussed. He looks like a millennial

01:26:11.869 --> 01:26:17.770
Charles Manson. Us in court today. The Wayne

01:26:17.770 --> 01:26:20.810
County Sheriff and Sergeant Noel Williams has

01:26:20.810 --> 01:26:23.710
the very latest on what happened at this hearing.

01:26:23.890 --> 01:26:26.750
Chad Palmer of Oroville faced a Wayne County

01:26:26.750 --> 01:26:30.050
judge via video Wednesday morning. An examiner

01:26:30.050 --> 01:26:33.010
determines that he is not competent to stand

01:26:33.010 --> 01:26:39.819
trial. He's a moron. What's going on here? This

01:26:39.819 --> 01:26:42.939
is from Westlake Police. A white Chevy Impala

01:26:42.939 --> 01:26:46.859
driving down I -90 at 3 a .m. Is that Jeffrey

01:26:46.859 --> 01:26:51.060
Laurent? Mm -hmm. Riding on all rims. Mm -hmm.

01:26:52.260 --> 01:26:55.720
Not making a statement. Literally all rims. And,

01:26:55.739 --> 01:26:57.359
of course, that's a red flag. That driver might

01:26:57.359 --> 01:27:01.199
be impaired. You can see the sparks flying as

01:27:01.199 --> 01:27:04.619
the 33 -year -old driver did stop and he admitted

01:27:04.619 --> 01:27:07.600
to the officer that he had been drinking. I hate

01:27:07.600 --> 01:27:11.159
Einstein. people drinking in cleveland no way

01:27:11.159 --> 01:27:14.699
we have a couple developments to tell you about

01:27:14.699 --> 01:27:17.060
following this disturbing story out of southern

01:27:17.060 --> 01:27:19.560
ohio where 16 children were found in a house

01:27:19.560 --> 01:27:22.699
of horrors as it's being called in vinton county

01:27:22.699 --> 01:27:24.619
what's going on in ohio remember the whole uh

01:27:24.619 --> 01:27:27.560
charles randy thing 10 13 years ago it's just

01:27:27.560 --> 01:27:32.579
too much nonsense in ohio officials say the kids

01:27:32.579 --> 01:27:37.369
18 months to 18 years were found in, quote, deplorable

01:27:37.369 --> 01:27:39.630
conditions. I mean, the whole state of Ohio is

01:27:39.630 --> 01:27:43.289
pretty deplorable. Mm -hmm. Fourth of July doesn't

01:27:43.289 --> 01:27:46.550
mean you can party everywhere. Oh, yeah, it does.

01:27:47.369 --> 01:27:49.850
Especially in Cleveland. Reporter Stephen Hernandez

01:27:49.850 --> 01:27:53.050
tells us how Airbnb is keeping you and your neighbors

01:27:53.050 --> 01:27:57.370
safe. Oh, jeez. They're being sea blinders. Vincent

01:27:57.370 --> 01:28:00.130
Ferlicci, the policy lead for Airbnb in the Great

01:28:00.130 --> 01:28:02.989
Lakes, has a clear message for people making

01:28:02.989 --> 01:28:06.689
reservations this weekend. No parties. All right,

01:28:06.689 --> 01:28:08.529
good luck with that. All they do is drink there.

01:28:10.829 --> 01:28:13.970
A death investigation is underway in Cleveland's

01:28:13.970 --> 01:28:16.289
West Side. Police say a woman was found dead

01:28:16.289 --> 01:28:18.890
in a backyard. News 5 received a tip. What's

01:28:18.890 --> 01:28:22.149
going on in this city, man? Jesus Christ. That

01:28:22.149 --> 01:28:25.149
static is terrible. They need to fix him. And

01:28:25.149 --> 01:28:30.010
finally, here we go. You know, fire officials

01:28:30.010 --> 01:28:34.350
say they have seen how fireworks are still a

01:28:34.350 --> 01:28:38.810
threat and a risk across Ohio even. Mom. I would

01:28:38.810 --> 01:28:40.970
say living in Ohio is a threat. After the holiday

01:28:40.970 --> 01:28:43.869
here, they are warning us. Leftover fireworks

01:28:43.869 --> 01:29:20.470
can cause injury. So can living in Ohio. P -C

01:29:20.470 --> 01:29:23.109
-R, our main export is crippling depression.

01:29:23.590 --> 01:29:26.689
They used the R word here. We think this is art.

01:29:26.789 --> 01:29:28.789
It could be worse, though at least we're not

01:29:28.789 --> 01:29:33.649
Detroit! We're not Detroit! The masses, sports,

01:29:33.810 --> 01:29:35.250
you know, keep people from looking at their own

01:29:35.250 --> 01:29:37.149
lives and realizing how bad they've actually

01:29:37.149 --> 01:29:42.090
gotten, you know? I mean, if you couldn't get

01:29:42.090 --> 01:29:44.949
drunk and paint yourself orange and brown every

01:29:44.949 --> 01:29:49.260
Sunday, you might realize... I live in Cleveland.

01:29:51.340 --> 01:29:55.640
How the hell did this happen? You know, did I

01:29:55.640 --> 01:29:59.140
used to eat babies in a former life? And then

01:29:59.140 --> 01:30:00.659
you look around at your tiny little house that

01:30:00.659 --> 01:30:02.279
you can't afford because of the mortgage crisis

01:30:02.279 --> 01:30:04.560
and your horrible little sloppy kids who will

01:30:04.560 --> 01:30:06.199
have diabetes by the time they're eight because

01:30:06.199 --> 01:30:09.760
they live on corn syrup and lye. And then you

01:30:09.760 --> 01:30:12.180
look at your big bloated mess of a wife and she

01:30:12.180 --> 01:30:14.079
waddles towards you with her front butts going

01:30:14.079 --> 01:30:16.399
out over the top of her ass and long jeans and...

01:30:16.970 --> 01:30:19.029
He's like, I'm gonna go shoot myself and my pregnant

01:30:19.029 --> 01:30:25.989
12 -year -old daughter, right? Do you regret

01:30:25.989 --> 01:30:28.149
anything that you said about Cleveland? I don't

01:30:28.149 --> 01:30:32.569
regret it at all. Do you like it? Do you think

01:30:32.569 --> 01:30:34.869
Cleveland's cool? I mean, I never heard anybody

01:30:34.869 --> 01:30:37.850
say, I'm going to Cleveland on vacation. I don't

01:30:37.850 --> 01:30:41.329
agree. What's so great about Cleveland? I don't

01:30:41.329 --> 01:31:11.420
know. from the outside, whether you're white,

01:31:11.520 --> 01:31:15.579
or black, or Sasquatch, even. As long as you

01:31:15.579 --> 01:31:18.979
follow your dreams, no matter how crazy or against

01:31:18.979 --> 01:31:22.659
the law it is. Except for Sasquatch. If you're

01:31:22.659 --> 01:31:25.220
Sasquatch, the rules are different. Forget it,

01:31:25.220 --> 01:31:28.939
meanwhile. I'm a circus freak. That's all I'll

01:31:28.939 --> 01:31:32.319
ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one of those

01:31:32.319 --> 01:31:34.180
guys who can't wait to get to work in the morning.

01:31:34.300 --> 01:32:05.390
Like a dairy cow. Ah! Ah! So if there's a few

01:32:05.390 --> 01:32:07.869
bucks left over, you know, go get something nice.

01:32:08.689 --> 01:32:12.260
Yeah, hold on. A $9 ,000 prostitute, please.

01:32:12.739 --> 01:32:16.380
Oh, do you have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good.

01:32:16.500 --> 01:32:18.819
And if you got an albino, send her up, too. In,

01:32:18.880 --> 01:32:21.680
like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so get

01:32:21.680 --> 01:32:24.899
them up here. I had, like, half a bottle of melatonin,

01:32:24.939 --> 01:32:28.359
six beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.

01:32:28.920 --> 01:32:50.140
Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no! I got PhDs

01:32:50.140 --> 01:32:55.060
in four scientific disciplines. Really? Why do

01:32:55.060 --> 01:32:58.640
you think they call me Dr. Quinn? I just thought

01:32:58.640 --> 01:33:01.560
that was a nickname. You know, like Dr. Dre.

01:33:02.039 --> 01:33:11.039
God, you're stupid. God, you're stupid. Hey,

01:33:11.039 --> 01:33:15.090
shut your ass. What is it now, Hooper? Have you

01:33:15.090 --> 01:33:18.590
turned on the TV lately? No, why? From Judd Winner,

01:33:18.630 --> 01:33:20.489
the maker of Gals Gone Wild, comes a little something

01:33:20.489 --> 01:33:25.430
for the ladies. Sack Flashers! Awesome! All right!

01:33:26.010 --> 01:33:28.189
It takes balls to do what they're doing, but

01:33:28.189 --> 01:33:30.449
these boys have got them and more. They're Sack

01:33:30.449 --> 01:33:34.970
Flashers! We love Sack Flashers! Oh, it's a sack

01:33:34.970 --> 01:33:38.770
attack! Order now and get Sack Flashers 2. Sacks

01:33:38.770 --> 01:33:41.529
in the city, with bonus material. Beach Balls!

01:33:48.120 --> 01:33:50.279
Operators are standing by. You'd be nuts to pass

01:33:50.279 --> 01:33:52.880
up on this offer. Mm -hmm. I mean, someone at

01:33:52.880 --> 01:33:55.819
church or internet night or something. Ooh, what's

01:33:55.819 --> 01:33:58.399
that sign? Where they put them fire poppers up

01:33:58.399 --> 01:34:01.119
your buttholes? Now, that's a good... No, not

01:34:01.119 --> 01:34:03.659
that specific sign. But why? That's how I met

01:34:03.659 --> 01:34:06.960
your great -grandpappy. Oh, he loves him, the

01:34:06.960 --> 01:34:09.100
good butthole. I told you not, never, ever, not,

01:34:09.180 --> 01:34:11.760
no, damn, don't, never, verbally that man's name

01:34:11.760 --> 01:34:14.319
in the house again. I don't think he said his

01:34:14.319 --> 01:34:17.800
name. I swear they were too busy banging to exchange

01:34:17.800 --> 01:34:20.859
business cards. Don't you go Facebook him on

01:34:20.859 --> 01:34:22.920
the iBox, neither. Sheriff says you ran from

01:34:22.920 --> 01:34:24.920
down hell down to the library. Yeah, you know

01:34:24.920 --> 01:34:28.140
I did. You go strong or you don't go at all.

01:34:32.659 --> 01:34:36.359
Whoa, a real live robot. Or is that some kind

01:34:36.359 --> 01:34:40.039
of cheesy New Year's costume? Bite my shiny metal

01:34:40.039 --> 01:34:43.760
ass. It doesn't look so shiny to me. Shiner than

01:34:43.760 --> 01:35:31.329
yours, meatbag. Ryan Hoppy Radio dot com. The

01:35:31.329 --> 01:35:33.609
hour will be right back. You probably had Taco

01:35:33.609 --> 01:35:37.149
Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all

01:35:37.149 --> 01:35:42.470
I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.

01:35:42.470 --> 01:35:45.310
And you can see that with Barack and Michelle

01:35:45.310 --> 01:35:48.430
as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,

01:35:48.569 --> 01:35:54.369
even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen

01:35:54.369 --> 01:35:56.949
was so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel

01:35:56.949 --> 01:35:59.390
like listening to this next song, you can skip

01:35:59.390 --> 01:36:02.229
over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride

01:36:02.229 --> 01:36:38.060
in his selection, so stick around, folks. We'll

01:36:38.060 --> 01:36:56.829
be right back. Nothing is gonna save you Bets

01:36:56.829 --> 01:37:00.130
on the streets, bets on the beats If you wanna

01:37:00.130 --> 01:37:03.489
bounce, best bet, report to me My city, Chi -Town,

01:37:03.489 --> 01:37:06.609
where I pull it down Ain't no limit, droppin'

01:37:06.609 --> 01:37:09.369
beats bout a pound I thaws out a lot, cause you

01:37:09.369 --> 01:37:11.909
know I call the shots Stackin' paper like them

01:37:11.909 --> 01:37:15.390
bacon sodas in the pot We got the rimmin', we

01:37:15.390 --> 01:37:18.430
got the drone We got the mid, get it down on

01:37:18.430 --> 01:37:23.829
the floor We got the rimmin', we got the drone

01:37:50.119 --> 01:37:53.100
I ain't even drivin', I'm just parkin' locked

01:38:09.539 --> 01:38:13.680
We got the rim in, we got the flow, we got them

01:38:13.680 --> 01:38:26.680
getting down on the floor. You're getting loose

01:38:26.680 --> 01:38:37.420
Don't be putting no chasers in my drink I want

01:38:37.420 --> 01:38:41.300
two hot liggas, pimp Smoke, jank, smoke, yank

01:38:41.300 --> 01:38:47.260
Smoke, jank, smoke, yank All on the earth I don't

01:38:47.260 --> 01:38:50.319
need courage Speech all slurred Nothing in my

01:38:50.319 --> 01:38:53.560
cup Shit, it's all good Y 'all hiding the motherfucker

01:38:53.789 --> 01:38:56.949
I'm makin' up words Lookin' like men, I like

01:38:56.949 --> 01:38:59.909
them light skin Two at a time, now I'm twinning

01:38:59.909 --> 01:39:02.750
twins, twins Patronix, Grey Goose, Agarway, and

01:39:02.750 --> 01:39:05.050
Seagram's gin Stay together in my glass like

01:39:05.050 --> 01:39:09.770
they all best friends I can't walk, I, I, I I

01:39:09.770 --> 01:39:13.229
can't talk, broken from the day to the dawn People

01:39:13.229 --> 01:39:16.149
all for square, but my goons don't pee This drink's

01:39:16.149 --> 01:39:19.689
on you, all eyes on me And niggas with me drinkin'

01:39:19.689 --> 01:39:22.390
done, in the mix with Remy Ma Party goin' on

01:39:22.640 --> 01:39:25.340
When we kick it, kick it hard Niggas, they smoking

01:39:25.340 --> 01:39:28.020
They be getting choked out Mixin' with some liquor,

01:39:28.119 --> 01:39:30.899
nigga We be getting choked out Choked out, choked

01:39:30.899 --> 01:39:33.720
out We be getting choked out Choked out, choked

01:39:33.720 --> 01:39:36.539
out We be getting choked out Choked out, choked

01:39:36.539 --> 01:39:52.739
out We be getting choked out Choked out The hour

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known me as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled as

01:43:01.220 --> 01:43:03.960
slow when I started school. Come to find out

01:43:03.960 --> 01:43:06.930
at the age of 12. The doctors decided I was autistic.

01:43:07.270 --> 01:43:10.369
Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's

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degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the

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San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.

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So yes, I am different. People of autism have

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no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,

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01:43:29.550 --> 01:43:32.750
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It's time to listen. Blow the candles out Blow

01:44:15.779 --> 01:44:29.789
the candles out Blow the candles out Blow the

01:44:29.789 --> 01:44:31.930
candles out. Blow the all -white phantom out.

01:44:32.090 --> 01:44:33.529
I'ma kill them with the pants and the shirt and

01:44:33.529 --> 01:44:34.710
the shoes and the hat with the shades and the

01:44:34.710 --> 01:44:36.050
chain and the watch is the reason I be standing

01:44:36.050 --> 01:44:38.029
now. That's where ice will spin that cake while

01:44:38.029 --> 01:44:39.930
I take the icing off the cake. Uh -huh. It's

01:44:39.930 --> 01:44:41.489
good to be there, y 'all. Come on, everybody.

01:44:41.649 --> 01:44:43.569
Let's celebrate with me. Throw it like my birthday.

01:44:43.850 --> 01:44:46.930
Throw it like my birthday. Throw it like my birthday.

01:44:47.170 --> 01:45:24.640
Throw it like my birthday. Hey, I'm Manila When

01:45:24.640 --> 01:45:27.760
I get done, she gon' bring me macheta And this

01:45:27.760 --> 01:45:31.060
just the beginning, it only gets better Now where

01:45:31.060 --> 01:45:33.319
my hat, hat, hat? Now where my shirt, shirt?

01:45:33.579 --> 01:45:36.039
You never knew it like the last day of Earth,

01:45:36.100 --> 01:46:00.060
Earth Got this bad new Gucci bag matching Gucci

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pumps Shoes matching the belt, skirt matching

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the blouse Chain matching the rank, yeah, I'm

01:46:05.699 --> 01:46:08.659
doing my thang Got, got so many haters, why is

01:46:08.659 --> 01:46:11.260
so many hatin'? Sick like a mental patient, I

01:46:11.260 --> 01:46:13.600
floss like a dentist patient This shit testin'

01:46:13.600 --> 01:46:16.000
my patience, this shit workin' my nerves I'm

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gettin' spinnin' that money like a church in

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the church Layin' on gator skin, blowin' trish

01:46:20.300 --> 01:46:25.239
in the wind Just like, yeah, yeah Whoppin' those

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tags, these diesels bustin' I do it like it hurts

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01:49:16.090 --> 01:49:17.810
to come back and I'll be able to keep this party

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going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco

01:49:21.609 --> 01:49:25.369
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of who they are. People with autism normally

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01:49:39.369 --> 01:49:42.689
skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.

01:49:43.170 --> 01:49:45.970
In a recent study, people with autism are less

01:49:45.970 --> 01:49:48.670
likely to have a job and more likely to become

01:49:48.670 --> 01:49:51.949
homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends

01:49:51.949 --> 01:49:55.250
and family, having a college education. I have

01:49:55.250 --> 01:49:57.729
even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as

01:49:57.729 --> 01:50:00.069
an honorary personality for many years. Always

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remember that people with autism want the same

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things as you, to be happy and successful. To

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find out more about autism, please contact your

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local mental health center or visit autismspeech

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.org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate

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your kindness. to bring joy to my city. Niggas

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out here broke, got the nerve to be picky. Get

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01:50:41.590 --> 01:50:43.109
We're back to selling dope just to make a pretty

01:50:43.109 --> 01:50:45.170
penny. Keeping it 100, but niggas say keep it

01:50:45.170 --> 01:50:47.149
50. Chicago before dead, body acting like we

01:50:47.149 --> 01:50:48.890
50. I told my bitch, you fucking with the greatest,

01:50:48.930 --> 01:50:50.649
and you see me. The realest of the realest, and

01:50:50.649 --> 01:50:52.449
the realest of my city. Seven -year -old babies

01:50:52.449 --> 01:50:54.130
getting killed for no reason. Niggas cracking

01:50:54.130 --> 01:50:56.329
cars, zeroing all they peoples. Real niggas get

01:50:56.329 --> 01:50:58.170
blessings, share with they niggas. Real niggas

01:50:58.170 --> 01:51:00.010
fuck bitches, pay up to they niggas. Many toes

01:51:00.010 --> 01:51:01.810
for everybody, breaking down and swishing. Put

01:51:01.810 --> 01:51:03.829
the loud end right around to some music. Only

01:51:03.829 --> 01:51:05.909
take a break, cause I gotta get to it. But coming

01:51:05.909 --> 01:51:07.770
from, coming from, you'll probably lose it. Two

01:51:07.770 --> 01:51:09.529
little boys got killed when they was hooping.

01:51:09.590 --> 01:51:11.109
Huh, cause some broke niggas, people started

01:51:11.109 --> 01:51:12.970
shooting. Girls got abusive and these niggas,

01:51:12.970 --> 01:51:14.590
they abuse it. And the sad part about it, it

01:51:14.590 --> 01:51:16.109
didn't even make the news. I'm trying to get

01:51:16.109 --> 01:51:17.670
through it, so I'm watching all my moments. Checking

01:51:17.670 --> 01:51:19.609
bags like Nike, so I tell them, just do it. Tell

01:51:19.609 --> 01:51:20.909
my niggas, they my brothers, and I treat them

01:51:20.909 --> 01:51:22.399
like my brothers. And my brothers and my niggas,

01:51:22.439 --> 01:51:24.579
so we equals each other Life is but a dream till

01:51:24.579 --> 01:51:26.319
you wake up with your mother Smoke a Mary J,

01:51:26.460 --> 01:51:28.340
give you no more drama Still you won't come,

01:51:28.399 --> 01:51:30.140
I'm skunkin', I'm a master plan Gon' put it in

01:51:30.140 --> 01:51:31.920
the action, motherfucker, take a stand My bones

01:51:31.920 --> 01:51:33.939
in the murder cap, I don't hit a man I'm in my

01:51:33.939 --> 01:51:36.260
own lane, tryna see where I fit in Take a chance,

01:51:36.279 --> 01:51:38.140
one man's gonna catch a band So we out here every

01:51:38.140 --> 01:51:40.220
day, tryna chase these bands Makin' all this

01:51:40.220 --> 01:51:42.140
money, you'll never understand So go ahead and

01:51:42.140 --> 01:51:44.159
judge me, I still get to it And niggas say they

01:51:44.159 --> 01:51:45.800
winnin', but I know they really losin' Twelve

01:51:45.800 --> 01:51:47.659
months later, still ridin' in that Buick And

01:51:47.659 --> 01:52:41.779
if that slow grindin', I'ma be fair -paced We'll

01:52:41.779 --> 01:53:18.720
be up on tour making dubs every weekend. Doesn't

01:53:18.720 --> 01:53:20.619
mean that he gonna ride Slapping doors open on

01:53:20.619 --> 01:53:22.359
the V, let a hunter ride All them face shots

01:53:22.359 --> 01:53:25.140
need dental to identify Louis Tony, ETC, bitch,

01:53:25.140 --> 01:53:27.460
I been that guy Stay high, E .T., I live in the

01:53:27.460 --> 01:53:29.359
sky Your bitch on me sexy, try and give my dick

01:53:29.359 --> 01:53:31.420
a try Take a trip from my roadies on my wrist

01:53:31.420 --> 01:53:33.000
Don't roll it, y 'all don't talk to the police

01:53:33.000 --> 01:53:35.460
No talking, out west at the fee -fee And they

01:53:35.460 --> 01:53:38.659
punt everything, I don't short it Made man, made

01:53:38.659 --> 01:53:41.880
D, touch me and you die No worries, Latin -ass

01:53:41.880 --> 01:53:43.579
niggas always tell their stories Bitches wanna

01:53:43.579 --> 01:53:45.359
kick it, tryna be another story Nor a couple,

01:53:45.420 --> 01:53:47.380
broke bitches that have been No more, nor a couple

01:54:05.680 --> 01:54:29.350
Better not! Don't you hate when a nigga fake?

01:54:29.529 --> 01:54:31.449
Hell yeah, I'm already normal, most niggas snake

01:54:31.449 --> 01:54:33.189
Better smile in your face, lie to you to your

01:54:33.189 --> 01:54:34.689
face Still ain't really shit to them, cause they

01:54:34.689 --> 01:54:37.010
do it at day Haters, they be coming in all sizes

01:54:37.010 --> 01:54:38.869
and shapes Disguised in they face, fake tryna

01:54:38.869 --> 01:54:41.149
embrace But I ain't with that, so I just fall

01:54:41.149 --> 01:54:43.430
back Like, nah, my nigga, I'm good, I'm straight

01:54:43.430 --> 01:54:45.329
Real talk, though, hate is a bitch nigga trait

01:54:45.329 --> 01:54:47.390
So if you a real nigga, then I know you can relate

01:54:47.390 --> 01:54:49.270
Lickin' in the mirror, only niggas that relate

01:54:49.270 --> 01:54:51.189
So I'm coming in great, cause I know these niggas

01:54:51.189 --> 01:55:05.310
hate it Lookin' in the mirror only to get a relay,

01:55:05.489 --> 01:55:09.010
a relay, a relay, a relay Tick tock, clocks are

01:55:09.010 --> 01:55:11.170
jukin', playin' cool breaks Coffee's out, we're

01:55:11.170 --> 01:55:13.529
almost done, feels like robbery in banks Cryin'

01:55:13.529 --> 01:55:15.810
hoppy on the mic, droppin' wisdom through streams

01:55:15.810 --> 01:55:18.369
Syndicated sorrow, now it's time to shatter dreams

01:55:18.369 --> 01:55:21.909
Oh, the hobby hour, it's comin' to a close Radio

01:55:21.909 --> 01:55:24.890
hits, made it like a Wilson Rose Laughter and

01:55:24.890 --> 01:55:28.029
joy, dissolvin' in the air But we keep the rhythm,

01:55:28.170 --> 01:56:11.579
oh, life's just so unfair Outro Music Oh, my

01:56:11.579 --> 01:56:40.079
God. Like clockwork to a show Now it's time to

01:56:40.079 --> 01:56:42.840
face the silence Like the TV on Snow Riot Hoppy

01:56:42.840 --> 01:56:45.699
held the mic With humor so divine The void left

01:56:45.699 --> 01:56:54.640
in our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty

01:56:54.640 --> 01:56:57.039
speakers silenced by the coming to an end Like

01:56:57.039 --> 01:56:59.140
a rollercoaster stopping round the river's bend

01:56:59.140 --> 01:57:01.960
Hoppy's jokes and bad scenes are daily grind

01:57:01.960 --> 01:57:04.420
Now silence louder than the thoughts we can't

01:57:04.420 --> 01:57:12.880
rewind The Hoppy Hour Laughter and joy, dissolving

01:57:12.880 --> 01:57:15.640
in the air, we'll keep the rhythm Oh, life's

01:57:15.640 --> 01:57:18.779
just so unfair I'll be alright from the two of

01:57:18.779 --> 01:57:22.359
us Radio and radio, like a world to us Laughter

01:57:22.359 --> 01:57:25.579
and joy, dissolving in the air, we'll keep the

01:57:25.579 --> 01:57:43.639
rhythm Oh, life's just so unfair RyanHobbyRadio

01:57:43.639 --> 01:57:48.300
.com And like that, he's gone. He probably had

01:57:48.300 --> 01:57:51.340
Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

01:57:51.680 --> 01:57:56.279
all I smell is poop. I'll kick you in the nuts

01:57:56.279 --> 01:58:01.199
and we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.

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Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes

01:58:25.119 --> 01:58:29.760
our broadcast day. Good night and God bless America.

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Door is closing.