R.I.P. Bob Kevoian (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 4.19.26)

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Oh yeah, I am live, but this time I'm in Arlington

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Heights, Illinois, where I grew up. Welcome to

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Happy Hour. Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan

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Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to Hoppy Hour.

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Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm. With Ryan

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Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no, no, no. If I hit

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this button, boom, the whole program's gonna

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start. Okay, we'll hit it. All right. Hoppy Hour

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starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This

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is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Oh, yeah. What up?

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Wow, this is weird. For a whole year, I've been

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recording, you know, where I record. Well, four

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days. I'm in Arlington Heights, Illinois. I'm

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currently looking at my childhood bedroom that

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I jerked off a lot in. I didn't say that out

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loud. And banged my ex in here when she came

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to visit 2017. That was nice. Ah, the nice memories.

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Not the argument. Oh, wow. It feels like I can

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be myself. Man, I'm looking at my childhood room.

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I'm looking out the window. I'm sitting in this

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little comfy chair. It's like an old man chair

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because I'm an old man now with back pain. I'm

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looking out the window and I see partly cloudy

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skies and trees. Man, I just know that I'm in

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Illinois, man. So I'm here for five days. My

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mom had a plane ticket. She's like, Ryan, where

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do you want to go? You know what? I want to go

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to Illinois. Illinois. And I got so much to cover.

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And we'll get to all of that. But I wanted to

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make sure that Bob Kevoian got his time since

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he's one of the reasons many people are in radio.

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I mean, I have a whole checklist of things to

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talk about here, and we'll get to it. But I always

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hate when I see someone that I liked or knew

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or loved. it's either i'm a fan of the person

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or i love them or i knew them i hate when i see

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that they died and then i gotta go to bed because

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to me sleeping is the cousin of death i don't

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believe in an afterlife so i believe that when

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you're sleeping that's practice for dying so

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around 8 50 p .m on friday i'm having to go to

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bed early to get up for the airport to go to

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um I first landed in Atlanta and we'll talk about

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that later and I got to Chicago and I saw that

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Bob Kavonian died and I saw that from the Bob

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and Tom show and I saw that Tom was hanging out

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with him like three weeks ago and Bob was noticeably

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skinny but I was still hoping for the best now

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I had an interesting relationship with the Bob

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and Tom show and here's what it was I never actually

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They were never on in Chicago. I believe they

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were on in Chicago when I was like three years

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old, possibly at 97 .9 The Loop. But they were

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always like in like Indianapolis and smaller

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cities in the Midwest. And it's a very unique

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show because they never were incredibly dirty.

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Like they were dirty, but they weren't like Howard

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Stern filth. And they were a comedy based show.

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These two guys named Bob and Tom. And they're

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still on the air under the name Bob and Tom.

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It's kind of like Kid Craddock or the JV show

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where, like, the person dies, but they keep the

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name in memory. Well, Bob retired 11 years ago,

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and they were out of Indianapolis. And in their

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prime, they were out in, like, 200 cities. So,

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like, let's say Peoria, Illinois, or Springfield,

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Illinois, or Wausau, Wisconsin, or... I don't

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know, Lansing, Michigan. I'm just thinking of

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smaller Midwest cities. And I bet they had their

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time and they might have had a try in Detroit

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or let's say, I don't know, Milwaukee. Because

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I know they were on into big cities at one point,

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but their home base was Indianapolis. And I think

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what I always appreciated about Bob and Tom was

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in the 2000s, we would drive to Winston -Salem,

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North Carolina because we didn't want to pay

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for the plane ticket. So we would drive there.

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And when we would drive to Winston -Salem, North

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Carolina, it was a 12 -hour drive. You drive

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through Chicago and boring -ass Indiana, a little

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bit of Ohio maybe one time, and you go through

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the worst, which is Kentucky, and then West Virginia,

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that's the absolute worst. It's like a speed

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trap. And then you get to North Carolina. So

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if we left around 4 or 5 a .m., we would get

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to Winston -Salem around 5 or 6. It's so weird

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to think the two uncles I was going to visit

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are now dead, Uncle Bob and my second father,

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my godfather, my Uncle Ken. But you'd get to

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Indianapolis around 8 .30 a .m. And being a radio

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geek, I always knew about the Bob and Tom show.

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Even one of my dad's friends, they had like over

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200 CDs that they released. And my dad's friend

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had... What am I trying to say? My dad's friend

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had all the CDs. So like growing up in the Midwest,

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even though I wasn't in Indiana, the Bob and

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Tom influence was definitely around. So when

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we would be in Indianapolis around 830 a .m.

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because it takes about three hours to get there

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from Chicago, we'd be looking for something to

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listen to. And I think what was crazy about Bob

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and Tom was that they were pretty edgy and funny.

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But my dad, that really didn't, and rest in peace,

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dad, but he really didn't have the same sense

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of humor as me. I was going to say he didn't

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have a sense of humor, but his sense of humor

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was Seinfeld, Ernie Kovacs, Seinfeld, Ernie Kovacs,

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Seinfeld, Ernie Kovacs, and then at the end of

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his life, The Office, because he thought Pam

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was hot. But Seinfeld and Ernie Kovacs. Seinfeld,

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you heard me. Seinfeld and Ernie Kovacs. That's

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all he liked. It was crazy when you're driving

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through Indianapolis, which is like a two -minute

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ordeal. And all of a sudden, my father is a fan

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of a radio show that's funny. Now, some comedians

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have bitched about going on the show over the

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years. And all those comedians are douchebags.

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I've been around them. They don't like being

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told that they have to go by a script. Because

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they're so wild. I'm not going to do that right

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now. Trying to be more positive. Being in my

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talented house that my dad and my grandpa died

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in. It's traumatizing. B .S. And then that same

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time that we would drive through Indianapolis,

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when we would get to Winston -Salem, WGN America,

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the TV network, I think it's still around, they

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would air Bob and Tom the show in 2010. Who was

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filming radio shows besides Howard Stern and

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Bob and Tom? I mean, my old boss, Rover, was

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one of the first ones to do it online, but no

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one was really filming radio shows. I mean, Bobo

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was too, I guess. But Bob and Tom were on, so

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it was weird being like, oh, we were just listening

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to them. So when I saw the news that Bob died,

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it kind of gave me a little bit of an existential

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crisis because it's like, you got to go to bed

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and it's like one of your heroes died. So I have

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a few news clips about it right here. And also,

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you know what I forgot about going to Illinois?

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It's how it gives you like, I'm not going to,

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okay. To the Jeebus I don't believe in, I'm not

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going to get sick. But my God, I have a little

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bit of a sniffles. I am not used to this cold

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weather. It's different cold down here. In Florida,

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it feels more dramatic because you go from like

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90 degrees to like 45 or whatever. Here it's

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like more consistent. But here is a video. Of

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Tom Griswold from the Bob and Tom show discussing

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Bob's passing. I'm joining you from the Bob and

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Tom studio off of Fall Creek on the northeast

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side. A really tough day to hear the news of

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the loss of Bob Convoy and at the age of 75.

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So this is the studio. This is the room where

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it happened, if you will. Here's Tom Griswold,

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his longtime partner. And there's Bob's chair,

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Bob's chair empty tonight. He did retire from

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the show 10 years ago, but just foundationally

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working. with Tom for more than 35 years. I understand

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that you were with Bob this afternoon. I am so

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sorry for your loss. What a long, long, successful

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run you two had together. Bob had a great life

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and a peaceful end. He was surrounded by his

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great family. His three sons were there, and

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they were literally singing. to his favorite

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album, the second side of Abbey Road by the Beatles.

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They were singing Golden Slumbers when Bob took

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his last breath at the end. I had been lucky

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enough to spend three hours with him just a couple

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Saturdays ago, and he was looking forward to

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getting a few more things in. I think he was

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at peace with himself, but he had a terrific

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career. He had a great life. It was far more

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important than his career. He had a great life

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with Becky and his sons and their extended family.

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So, you know, it's not going to be the same,

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but you have to understand that he had a great

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time. Right. I mean, it was Bob and Tom. Bob

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retired 10 years ago, and then you went on with

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Bob and Tom. Tom without Bob, that must have

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been difficult. It was awkward. I kind of fumbled

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around for a while, and it just became different.

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And we pushed on, and occasionally Bob would

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stop by. In fact, he was just on a few years

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ago discussing the fact that he had cancer. And

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he dealt with it. And it had its ups and downs

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with respect to the road that it took. And he

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did have some good times in spite of the cancer.

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And he, again, had a, I think it's safe to say

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it ended well for him. Too soon, but he was at

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peace. What is his legacy? It's a legacy of laughter,

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of being witty and funny and being here in the

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morning and tackling whatever often idiocy that

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we tackle. In a complicated world, more complicated

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now than ever, we were always there trying to

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get everybody to see some of the levity in it.

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And he was an expert at it. He would always say

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the same thing, which was, our show was a conversation

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between two friends. And pretty soon it became

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many more friends. So many more. I mean, starting

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here in Indianapolis and then syndication 20

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years ago to more than 100 plus markets all across

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the country. So many people know Bob and Tom

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and tonight are no doubt feeling the loss. And

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certainly our condolences are with you and with

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Becky, his widow. Yeah. Well, thank you. Thank

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you. Yeah. Tom's usually pretty. hyper it's very

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it's very surreal seeing him being like i don't

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want to use the word humble but humble you know

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we're gonna miss him and down the road i'm not

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sure how soon we'll do some kind of a celebration

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of life because that's i know that's what he'd

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want yeah so there's that and then here's the

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other news clip about it We begin tonight at

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11 with breaking news. Bob Kavoyan, a radio icon

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who rose to fame as a co -host of The Bob and

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Tom Show, has passed away. Kavoyan was a mainstay

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on the airwaves for more than three decades.

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The Bob and Tom Show debuted here in Indianapolis

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back in 1983, and the show was nationally syndicated

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in 1995. Kevoyan stepped down from the show in

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2015 as he and Griswold were inducted into the

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National Radio Hall of Fame. In 2023, Kevoyan

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announced he'd been diagnosed with stomach cancer

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and launched the Bob and Cancer Show podcast.

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Bob will be remembered for many things, including

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his Los Angeles Dodgers hat. I'll heal up the

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Dodger head! And, of course, his sense of humor.

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but it's likely that 32 -year partnership with

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Tom that will live on in fans' memories and in

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broadcast history. Kevoyan was 75 years old.

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I don't know why I still think that's young.

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I know that's incredibly old, but to me, I still

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think a Bob is like 50 years old. And we know

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that the memorial services will be shared at

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a later date. So there's that. Let's see how

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much I can stomach of this. It's going to be

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interesting right here. I actually interviewed

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Bob. Well, I interviewed Tom eight months ago,

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and that was a much better interview. But I interviewed

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Bob 11 years ago, right before he retired. And

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this is when I didn't quite figure out my voice

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yet. So I had the little Midwest accent. You'll

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hear it. What up? This is very much the... The

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70 downloads that Rover talks about. What up?

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What is happening? This is Hoppy Hour. I am your

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host, Ryan Hoppy. Wow, I've changed since then,

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haven't I? And on the phone line from the nationally

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syndicated Bob and Tom show, Bob is on the phone

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line. What's up, man? How you doing, Ryan? I'm

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doing great, man. First of all, I'm a big fan.

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I used to listen to... All right, that's a little

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teaser. I can't, I honestly, it's like looking

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at a picture of your ex licking vagina, which

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is what she does now. It's literally like, it's

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so weird to like hear my old voice and be like,

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yeah, I kind of like this. Like I know I'm an

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exaggeration now, but my God, is that hard to,

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I don't know what I can equate that to a normal

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everyday job or something. It's like looking

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at an old painting. If you're a painter, what

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the fuck is this? What is this? How do I sound

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like that? rest in peace bob we love you dude

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yeah i was getting sad seeing bob or tom all

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sad in the video but guess what time it is it's

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time for hoppy's inbox only on hoppy hour with

00:15:50.720 --> 00:15:55.129
ryan hoppy and just later He used to work on

00:15:55.129 --> 00:15:57.330
102 .5 The Bone, and when they let him go, I

00:15:57.330 --> 00:15:59.350
feel like the bone died. It's still alive, but

00:15:59.350 --> 00:16:02.830
it's in AARP mode. But when Slater was on in

00:16:02.830 --> 00:16:06.169
the morning from 5 to 6 a .m. with the number

00:16:06.169 --> 00:16:09.169
one show at that time, he was the man. He's still

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the man, but he was the man on the radio. And

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he commented, I grew up in Indianapolis and remember

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when Bob and Tom first started. Long before they

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became the show that made them famous. Sad day

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for radio. In sad news, it's not that important.

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My cat is right now being babysat. Because I'm

00:16:32.389 --> 00:16:36.549
in Illinois, almost in Indianapolis. And she's

00:16:36.549 --> 00:16:39.210
in Florida. And I took a picture, it's at Ryan

00:16:39.210 --> 00:16:43.009
Happy Radio, of her on my cat luggage, not wanting

00:16:43.009 --> 00:16:46.289
me to leave. And somebody commented, Ryan, your

00:16:46.289 --> 00:16:51.669
cat does not want you to leave. So there is that.

00:16:53.350 --> 00:16:57.850
Just the riveting stuff I get in my inbox. You

00:16:57.850 --> 00:17:03.490
can always call the show. 856 -49 -HAPPY. That's

00:17:03.490 --> 00:17:10.829
856 -494 -6773. Okay. So we're going to start

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from the beginning. I have a whole checklist

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of topics. We're going to start from the beginning

00:17:14.250 --> 00:17:16.549
just to get this over with. I'm probably not

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going to record tomorrow. Because I'm going to

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visit my 95 -year -old uncle, who is my grandpa's

00:17:24.509 --> 00:17:26.329
brother, so it's like seeing another version

00:17:26.329 --> 00:17:30.470
of my grandpa. Mm -hmm. I would not, never mind.

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Anyway, I would be, I'm just very excited to

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go see him, him and his beautiful wife, my Aunt

00:17:36.309 --> 00:17:39.509
Jean. So tomorrow, I'm doing that, and I'm going

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to Dance Factory Radio. I'm going to try to go

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to WHCM 88 .3, WNUR 89 .3. Can you hear I'm starting

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to get a little more into character now that

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we're not talking about the death of one of my

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radio heroes? But tomorrow is a very busy day.

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Tuesday, I'm getting pizza with my aunt at noon.

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So that's going to be fun. I'll probably have

00:18:02.920 --> 00:18:06.339
a lot of leftovers. But Tuesday, I might record

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a show. Wednesday, I'm not sure. What I might

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end up doing though, is it just inside baseball?

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I might end up making important videos. Like

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if I see a thing on social media that I'm like,

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I need to make a video about that. I'll record

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the audio and include it later. But now I'm just

00:18:22.970 --> 00:18:25.730
giving you my little inside info and I'll put

00:18:25.730 --> 00:18:30.829
you to sleep. Well, in same piece, there is a

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new Aldi's. And, um, I went to it on Friday because

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I needed to get a, okay, I'll admit, this is

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me as a man admitting it. I am, the way I feed

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my cat is I have the huge cat, I have the huge

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bag of cat food that is in my fridge. In Florida,

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you get roaches. You can have the cleanest house

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ever and you still get roaches. So I don't want

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to leave the cat food out. So I just put the

00:19:01.480 --> 00:19:05.319
bag in the fridge with my big ass hand. It's

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good with fisting. I can literally go in there,

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grab some cat food, put it on the plate, whatever.

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Well, I have a cat sitter looking at my cat.

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So I didn't feel like spending 20 bucks for a

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cat food container. So I wanted to go cheap because

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I just paid my Duke bill and my Spectrum bill.

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uh that is the internet not what i'm on i'm not

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on the spectrum i only have adhd i'm bipolar

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i am on the spectrum uh well i went to aldi's

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and i got a container for like four dollars and

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i put all the cat food in there for this lady

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named beverly shout out to beverly for feeding

00:19:41.470 --> 00:19:51.269
luna so i go to aldi's and i don't know man All

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this is weird. I'm not the best at cooking because

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my parents didn't have any patience with me learning

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to teach me how to cook. So my cooking skills,

00:20:00.490 --> 00:20:02.690
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, are that

00:20:02.690 --> 00:20:06.990
of let's make some chicken nuggets. Now, if there's

00:20:06.990 --> 00:20:08.690
a future girl that's listening to this and goes,

00:20:08.809 --> 00:20:10.769
oh, well, he doesn't know how to cook. I'm not

00:20:10.769 --> 00:20:12.970
interested in him. You were never interested

00:20:12.970 --> 00:20:15.970
in me in the first place, honey. And if you can

00:20:15.970 --> 00:20:17.670
bear this show, you can bear me because this

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is all fake. What I'm telling you, ladies and

00:20:19.529 --> 00:20:21.990
gentlemen, boys and girls, Because I'm at Aldi's

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and I feel like the frozen food could be a little

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better. They had this pre -made shepherd's pie

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for like two months and it was so good. And you

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cook it in the microwave in 15 minutes and voila!

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You got shepherd's pie. Well, you know what happened?

00:20:38.269 --> 00:20:42.529
Now it's lasagna. And my friend that works there

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said it was seasonal. So now I got to learn how

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to make shepherd's pie. Here's the thing, ladies

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and gentlemen, boys and girls. I'm at Aldi's.

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And you know who I saw? It's weird. The place

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where the audience is located is where our Winn

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-Dixie was. And it's the next plaza over from

00:21:02.240 --> 00:21:04.480
Cox Media Group where 102 .5 The Bone is and

00:21:04.480 --> 00:21:07.420
all the stations in Tampa. So before I've seen

00:21:07.420 --> 00:21:10.640
like, I saw Al Keck there one time and I saw

00:21:10.640 --> 00:21:13.039
Mike Oliveira and I see all these people there

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at times when it was Winn -Dixie. This was more

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awkward than seeing a former coworker. I think

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I'd rather run into my ex and her girlfriend

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or whatever she's dating than this moment. I'm

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being dramatic. I'm being shocking. No. You know

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who I saw? My old barber that I cheated on. What

00:21:39.359 --> 00:21:41.319
do I mean by that? No, I didn't have sex with

00:21:41.319 --> 00:21:47.099
my barber. From 2015 all the way to COVID, there

00:21:47.099 --> 00:21:49.319
was a barbershop. It's still there and it's amazing

00:21:49.319 --> 00:21:54.420
that I went to to get haircuts. Oh, they give

00:21:54.420 --> 00:21:57.799
me the European, you know, soccer player haircut.

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I was the man. You know what happened? They were

00:22:03.559 --> 00:22:06.480
closed during COVID. And I was on the Mike Kelta

00:22:06.480 --> 00:22:08.440
show talking about how I needed to get a haircut

00:22:08.440 --> 00:22:10.200
because I was starting to look like a butch lesbian

00:22:10.200 --> 00:22:12.220
because I look like a lesbian when I don't cut

00:22:12.220 --> 00:22:17.839
my hair. Mm -hmm. And here's the thing, ladies

00:22:17.839 --> 00:22:20.240
and gentlemen, boys and girls. Rich Keeley, Master

00:22:20.240 --> 00:22:24.019
Barbershop at richkbarber .com. 4545 West Kennedy

00:22:24.019 --> 00:22:29.299
Boulevard in Tampa. He hit me up. Mm -hmm. And

00:22:29.299 --> 00:22:33.299
he said, yo. He said, I can get you a haircut

00:22:33.299 --> 00:22:35.259
if you promote me on the radio and promote me

00:22:35.259 --> 00:22:37.660
on your podcast. And now he's my longest running

00:22:37.660 --> 00:22:40.980
sponsor going on six years in, oh my God. I was

00:22:40.980 --> 00:22:43.099
going to say a few months, but May's in 10 days.

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That's fucking scary. All right. So I've been,

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I have not seen my barber and his assistant.

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I'm not going to say their name, but I have not

00:22:51.880 --> 00:22:54.859
seen them in about, I don't know, six years.

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I'm in the frozen section of all these, man.

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And you know who's there? Mm -hmm. It's the barber

00:23:05.039 --> 00:23:08.700
and the guy at the front desk. And it was very

00:23:08.700 --> 00:23:11.059
awkward because I had just gotten a haircut,

00:23:11.160 --> 00:23:14.660
so I looked really fresh. And I was like, hey,

00:23:14.720 --> 00:23:17.119
what up? And we did the little, you know, hand

00:23:17.119 --> 00:23:19.819
clap, knuckle hug. What up? How are you? Good.

00:23:19.980 --> 00:23:22.299
How are you? Good. Everything good? Yeah. Wow.

00:23:22.420 --> 00:23:24.480
This is a crazy new wall. Oh, what up? How are

00:23:24.480 --> 00:23:26.039
you? Good. How are you? Good. We walked away.

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I hope they don't hear this. It was very nice

00:23:30.470 --> 00:23:32.710
seeing him. I just felt bad. I always felt bad.

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And then that place was right next door to an

00:23:35.089 --> 00:23:37.549
H &R block where I would do my taxes. And they

00:23:37.549 --> 00:23:39.730
would come outside and be like, Ryan, why don't

00:23:39.730 --> 00:23:42.710
you come here anymore? Because I cheated on you.

00:23:43.130 --> 00:23:49.130
Sorry. I do feel really bad. And then Mike Olivero

00:23:49.130 --> 00:23:53.210
would always make jokes on air about, oh, well,

00:23:53.269 --> 00:23:57.140
you cheated on your barber. Mm -hmm. It was just,

00:23:57.160 --> 00:24:00.240
I think I probably made it more awkward than

00:24:00.240 --> 00:24:02.119
it actually was talking about it on the podcast.

00:24:02.259 --> 00:24:04.259
But it was just weird, you know? You used to

00:24:04.259 --> 00:24:11.380
get your hair cut. No, you don't. So the last

00:24:11.380 --> 00:24:14.900
night that I was in town in Florida, of course

00:24:14.900 --> 00:24:17.240
it's the night that Luna does not want to sleep

00:24:17.240 --> 00:24:20.539
with me. The last like three, four, five months,

00:24:20.640 --> 00:24:24.859
I put a pillow next to my head. Against the wall.

00:24:24.980 --> 00:24:29.019
And Luna lays next to me. She's incredibly close

00:24:29.019 --> 00:24:33.940
to me. And here's how this goes. Ladies and gentlemen.

00:24:33.940 --> 00:24:40.319
Boys and girls. Of course tonight. That I'm about

00:24:40.319 --> 00:24:44.519
to leave. She wants to sleep on the couch. So

00:24:44.519 --> 00:24:49.720
show her a lesson. To appreciate me. Because

00:24:49.720 --> 00:24:53.130
I'm. I'm not going to be there for another seven

00:24:53.130 --> 00:24:56.329
days. Now, the seven days are going to fly by

00:24:56.329 --> 00:25:00.450
for us humans. But for her, she'll learn to never

00:25:00.450 --> 00:25:05.750
take me for granted. Now, let's talk about going

00:25:05.750 --> 00:25:08.730
to... Shut up. Let's talk about going to the

00:25:08.730 --> 00:25:11.549
airport. Yeah, I'm definitely getting a little

00:25:11.549 --> 00:25:19.029
bit of a cold here. It's very weird. And this

00:25:19.029 --> 00:25:20.990
is not me talking bad about the Tampa airport

00:25:20.990 --> 00:25:24.930
because everybody knows that I love the Tampa

00:25:24.930 --> 00:25:30.509
airport. But my God, I tried something out socially.

00:25:30.670 --> 00:25:32.869
Probably shouldn't have at 7 a .m. on Saturday

00:25:32.869 --> 00:25:35.890
at the airport. There's a sign right before you

00:25:35.890 --> 00:25:38.849
get to the baggage area. It says, please thank

00:25:38.849 --> 00:25:43.849
our hardworking employees. So a woman in a TSA

00:25:43.849 --> 00:25:45.890
outfit walked by me as I was walking in and I

00:25:45.890 --> 00:25:49.170
go, thank you for your hard work. And she looks

00:25:49.170 --> 00:25:53.450
at me and glares at me. So then the person that

00:25:53.450 --> 00:25:55.450
you take the picture with when they take your

00:25:55.450 --> 00:25:58.710
picture and then you give them your ID, I said,

00:25:58.730 --> 00:26:02.450
thank you. And he looked at me weird. Must have

00:26:02.450 --> 00:26:04.309
had spaghetti sauce on my shirt. I don't fucking

00:26:04.309 --> 00:26:09.950
know. Son! Ah, the lady that scans my body. I

00:26:09.950 --> 00:26:12.460
said, thank you. And she looks at me weird. Why

00:26:12.460 --> 00:26:15.819
do you have a sign that says thank the employees?

00:26:16.400 --> 00:26:19.019
And then when I thank you, you don't give a shit.

00:26:19.940 --> 00:26:25.440
It was annoying. I love the Tampa airport. But

00:26:25.440 --> 00:26:28.480
my God, do airports have the worst? And this

00:26:28.480 --> 00:26:30.619
is all airports. I don't know if they just have

00:26:30.619 --> 00:26:34.000
a deal with Coca -Cola. I mean, at least at the

00:26:34.000 --> 00:26:37.599
Tampa airport, they had rain energy. Oh yeah.

00:26:37.680 --> 00:26:39.539
You know what my breakfast was? Cause I'll see

00:26:39.539 --> 00:26:42.180
some people having like an eggs, eggs Benedict

00:26:42.180 --> 00:26:43.440
before they go on an airplane. I'm like, you're

00:26:43.440 --> 00:26:44.619
gonna have to poop in the middle of the plane.

00:26:44.759 --> 00:26:48.259
No, I had hummus and pretzels and I had a rain

00:26:48.259 --> 00:26:51.000
energy, orange cream breakfast at champions.

00:26:53.599 --> 00:26:55.779
But my God, when you go to any of the like, Oh,

00:26:55.779 --> 00:27:02.029
Harry Potter, Atlanta airport. All they have

00:27:02.029 --> 00:27:04.970
is Coke, Sprite, Diet Coke, and Monster Energy.

00:27:05.170 --> 00:27:09.950
I'm like, why? Why? But you know what's interesting,

00:27:10.089 --> 00:27:11.890
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls? I don't

00:27:11.890 --> 00:27:15.390
know why my voice just won't let that. I hate

00:27:15.390 --> 00:27:22.309
checking my baggage, my luggage. on my prep sheet

00:27:22.309 --> 00:27:24.650
on it was not it's not a literal sheet that's

00:27:24.650 --> 00:27:26.710
just a term they use in radio no i'm like google

00:27:26.710 --> 00:27:30.569
docs i have my uh thing that says monologue and

00:27:30.569 --> 00:27:33.789
uh i guess i was thinking of the word bag and

00:27:33.789 --> 00:27:37.650
then the word luggage and i wrote baggage i definitely

00:27:37.650 --> 00:27:44.089
have plenty of that no with my luggage and my

00:27:44.089 --> 00:27:47.750
personal baggage but with my luggage I hate giving

00:27:47.750 --> 00:27:51.009
it up. I love holding my luggage and my baggage

00:27:51.009 --> 00:27:56.089
at all times. Proudly. Of course, being in section

00:27:56.089 --> 00:27:59.829
seven of the airplane. Of course, it was fucking

00:27:59.829 --> 00:28:02.990
full to Atlanta at 7 a .m. Everybody wants to

00:28:02.990 --> 00:28:06.930
go to ATL. Not at all. It's a halfway point.

00:28:08.089 --> 00:28:13.750
But they're like our. Our overhead bins are completely

00:28:13.750 --> 00:28:16.930
full. Please check in your baggage and your luggage.

00:28:17.569 --> 00:28:20.410
That was a joke. It's a little played out now.

00:28:20.890 --> 00:28:22.710
Well, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I

00:28:22.710 --> 00:28:24.910
had to give them my luggage. So you know what

00:28:24.910 --> 00:28:27.410
happened? I had my podcast board that I'm talking

00:28:27.410 --> 00:28:31.670
into right now. I had that in there. So you know

00:28:31.670 --> 00:28:35.460
what I did? I took out the podcast board and

00:28:35.460 --> 00:28:37.140
carried it in my backpack because I was like,

00:28:37.180 --> 00:28:39.180
I'm not going to trust you guys not throwing

00:28:39.180 --> 00:28:41.099
this against the wall. You've seen all those

00:28:41.099 --> 00:28:43.660
maniacs at the airport do it. They like throw

00:28:43.660 --> 00:28:48.759
it. I ain't letting you do that. That's not how

00:28:48.759 --> 00:28:53.960
I ride, man. That's not how I work. This stuff's

00:28:53.960 --> 00:28:57.380
very important. It might not sound like it. You

00:28:57.380 --> 00:28:59.460
might be listening and go, but this is something.

00:29:00.019 --> 00:29:07.529
Okay. And then when I got to ATL, I was feeling

00:29:07.529 --> 00:29:10.910
a little manic. I know everyone's like, oh my

00:29:10.910 --> 00:29:16.369
God, it must be so amazing being tall. I mean,

00:29:16.369 --> 00:29:19.029
it's good with the women. They're always like,

00:29:19.089 --> 00:29:22.710
how big are you? And I'm like, pretty big. Gee,

00:29:22.829 --> 00:29:24.170
I wonder why my family doesn't like my show.

00:29:24.549 --> 00:29:27.049
But ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, you

00:29:27.049 --> 00:29:32.180
know what happened? What happened was I... could

00:29:32.180 --> 00:29:35.519
not fit in the fucking seats even if i were to

00:29:35.519 --> 00:29:40.380
get first class i'm telling you i could not fit

00:29:40.380 --> 00:29:43.460
in those seats i well it's not my story so it's

00:29:43.460 --> 00:29:46.519
gone but i literally had no room in those seats

00:29:47.150 --> 00:29:49.869
And my back hurt after going on. So when I got

00:29:49.869 --> 00:29:53.150
to the ATL airport, I've always liked the Atlanta

00:29:53.150 --> 00:29:57.190
Hawks. I liked them with Joe Johnson and Josh

00:29:57.190 --> 00:30:00.670
Smith, Jamie smooth. I believe that was, I think,

00:30:00.670 --> 00:30:03.589
I think that's what they called him at Al Horford

00:30:03.589 --> 00:30:07.829
back in the day. And Jamal Crawford and Mike.

00:30:11.579 --> 00:30:14.059
And then I liked him with Trey Young. And then

00:30:14.059 --> 00:30:16.380
once they changed the rules about flopping, he

00:30:16.380 --> 00:30:18.920
didn't get as many fouls. But I've always liked

00:30:18.920 --> 00:30:22.299
the Atlanta Hawks. And I see from afar, as I'm

00:30:22.299 --> 00:30:25.980
at the airport, I see an Atlanta Hawks logo.

00:30:26.480 --> 00:30:28.180
And I go, oh, that's cool. I wonder if that's

00:30:28.180 --> 00:30:30.700
like a shop. Maybe I'll buy a hat. It was an

00:30:30.700 --> 00:30:36.359
Atlanta Hawks bar. It was great. I was an alcoholic

00:30:36.359 --> 00:30:40.000
for a day. I had a Jack and Coke at 10 a .m.

00:30:41.549 --> 00:30:44.690
Oh, it was marvelous. They were very friendly.

00:30:44.750 --> 00:30:48.710
They had a southern hospitality. Mm -hmm. And

00:30:48.710 --> 00:30:51.109
they were playing 2000s jams. A lot of southern

00:30:51.109 --> 00:30:53.910
Atlanta music. It was great. That picture is

00:30:53.910 --> 00:30:56.630
still up at Ryan Hoppy Radio. Shout out to the

00:30:56.630 --> 00:31:03.809
Atlanta Hogs Bar. You guys kick ass. And for

00:31:03.809 --> 00:31:07.970
an airport drink, you make really good Jack and

00:31:07.970 --> 00:31:15.019
Coke, especially when it's double. oh yeah so

00:31:15.019 --> 00:31:18.920
and a real quick psa before we continue on i

00:31:18.920 --> 00:31:20.279
want to let you know ladies and gentlemen boys

00:31:20.279 --> 00:31:23.940
and girls that the freaking ts not well the tsa

00:31:23.940 --> 00:31:25.779
i hope they're being paid now and they're incredibly

00:31:25.779 --> 00:31:28.339
underpaid they worked hard but the uber drivers

00:31:28.339 --> 00:31:31.859
out there it was 30 i got into my uber to go

00:31:31.859 --> 00:31:34.779
to the tampa airport and my uber driver goes

00:31:34.779 --> 00:31:40.339
um how much was your um your uh your ride As

00:31:40.339 --> 00:31:42.160
we're pulling out of my apartment, which is about

00:31:42.160 --> 00:31:44.460
20 minutes without traffic from Tampa Airport.

00:31:44.619 --> 00:31:47.019
And I go, oh, it's about, I don't know, $32.

00:31:47.279 --> 00:31:51.440
He goes, $32? He goes, I'm only getting paid

00:31:51.440 --> 00:31:57.160
$7. So I did tip him $10. I mean, a humble person

00:31:57.160 --> 00:31:58.940
wouldn't say how much they tipped out loud. But

00:31:58.940 --> 00:32:01.559
I ain't humble. But here's the thing, ladies

00:32:01.559 --> 00:32:04.220
and gentlemen, boys and girls. That is utterly

00:32:04.220 --> 00:32:06.809
ridiculous how much they are tipped. That is

00:32:06.809 --> 00:32:13.690
what you call a scam. Mm -hmm. Just wanted to

00:32:13.690 --> 00:32:16.549
say that out there. So here's how it goes. I

00:32:16.549 --> 00:32:20.569
land in Chicago. I watched like six episodes

00:32:20.569 --> 00:32:23.809
of the show Power, book three, fourth, the Tommy

00:32:23.809 --> 00:32:27.789
Egan show. I'm the Tommy Egan of radio. Man,

00:32:27.910 --> 00:32:30.829
in the show Power, he's got gangsters that want

00:32:30.829 --> 00:32:36.230
him dead. I have fat Gen X morning house. I try

00:32:36.230 --> 00:32:37.849
to live my life after him. I just don't kill

00:32:37.849 --> 00:32:41.970
people. I'm half kidding. Well, ladies and gentlemen,

00:32:41.990 --> 00:32:44.670
boys and girls, I watched about five episodes

00:32:44.670 --> 00:32:48.430
on the airplane at the airport and I was just

00:32:48.430 --> 00:32:50.930
in like hyper mode. I was like, yeah, just watch

00:32:50.930 --> 00:32:53.990
the show about a gangsta. Let's go. Well, you

00:32:53.990 --> 00:32:56.329
know what happened? My mom went to the wrong

00:32:56.329 --> 00:32:59.190
terminal. Then I had to wait for my baggage and

00:32:59.190 --> 00:33:01.789
my luggage. And it took like 10 minutes and I

00:33:01.789 --> 00:33:06.990
was grumpy. I was looking for my cover, Phil,

00:33:07.210 --> 00:33:11.650
when I landed. Do you know that Illinois has

00:33:11.650 --> 00:33:14.670
mostly banned kava and kratom? Oh, yeah, you

00:33:14.670 --> 00:33:19.630
know, the important stuff. Get rid of spot checkers

00:33:19.630 --> 00:33:21.450
in the city to know where a gangster was from

00:33:21.450 --> 00:33:27.250
and make the Texas hype. But hey, good job banning

00:33:27.250 --> 00:33:31.130
kava and kratom, you scumbags. It's hard enough

00:33:31.130 --> 00:33:34.210
living in Illinois. If somebody wants to do that,

00:33:34.289 --> 00:33:38.069
who cares? You got to go to Harwood Heights to

00:33:38.069 --> 00:33:43.210
get some. Well, I, from the airport and all the

00:33:43.210 --> 00:33:47.029
craziness of the morning, I literally, I didn't

00:33:47.029 --> 00:33:49.390
want to let my mom drive because her GPS, she's

00:33:49.390 --> 00:33:52.130
so adorable. She uses a GPS from 2010, one of

00:33:52.130 --> 00:33:53.970
the first ones. I'm like, update your car, man.

00:33:54.769 --> 00:33:58.930
Your car's got the chance to be updated. Well,

00:33:59.430 --> 00:34:03.250
here's what happened. I drove to Northern Illinois

00:34:03.250 --> 00:34:05.670
University, which is actually only an hour away

00:34:05.670 --> 00:34:09.630
from Illinois. It's in Sycamore, Illinois, cornfields.

00:34:09.630 --> 00:34:11.449
They just had a tornado watch the other day.

00:34:11.949 --> 00:34:15.730
And I went to Texas Roadhouse. Ah, the Texas

00:34:15.730 --> 00:34:19.050
Roadhouse dinner has to be discussed. So I'm

00:34:19.050 --> 00:34:21.730
fucking tired. I've been up 11 hours. I flew

00:34:21.730 --> 00:34:24.909
through two different cities and was at the airport.

00:34:25.030 --> 00:34:32.840
You know how it goes. My family, some of them

00:34:32.840 --> 00:34:38.219
know what I do in radio and some of them don't

00:34:38.219 --> 00:34:43.380
want to know and want to know me for the version

00:34:43.380 --> 00:34:46.440
they saw of me from 1993 to 2015 when I moved

00:34:46.440 --> 00:34:49.320
out. So that's what's always nice about coming

00:34:49.320 --> 00:34:53.380
back to Illinois is no one gives a shit. I mean,

00:34:53.380 --> 00:34:55.320
some of my family listens, but no one really

00:34:55.320 --> 00:34:59.280
cares. And that was the dinner I had. It was

00:34:59.280 --> 00:35:02.699
with my aunt and my two cousins. And they're

00:35:02.699 --> 00:35:05.280
both doing great at Northern Illinois University,

00:35:05.599 --> 00:35:08.539
getting good grades. And I'm so proud of them

00:35:08.539 --> 00:35:12.699
for taking a conventional way in life. I thought

00:35:12.699 --> 00:35:15.019
about asking my cousin to be a sports reporter

00:35:15.019 --> 00:35:16.860
on Hoppy Hour, but I don't even know if I want

00:35:16.860 --> 00:35:18.280
to get him in the mess. It's known as radio.

00:35:18.639 --> 00:35:21.000
He's going to be a teacher. He's got it set.

00:35:21.260 --> 00:35:23.849
You're always going to need teachers. Because

00:35:23.849 --> 00:35:26.210
AI is never going to be that perfect. And my

00:35:26.210 --> 00:35:28.289
other cousin wants to go into some type of engineering.

00:35:28.469 --> 00:35:33.849
And they're set. Good job, guys. You chose the

00:35:33.849 --> 00:35:36.929
right route. But ladies and gentlemen, boys and

00:35:36.929 --> 00:35:39.630
girls, I had my porterhouse steak. And we were

00:35:39.630 --> 00:35:42.849
there. And you got to remember, I'm a loud, obnoxious

00:35:42.849 --> 00:35:44.530
guy, if you haven't noticed the last 35 minutes.

00:35:45.309 --> 00:35:47.090
Besides the first 10 minutes when I was respectful

00:35:47.090 --> 00:35:51.730
for Bob. So I'm trying to hold in my personality

00:35:51.730 --> 00:35:53.969
around my family. I don't want to horrify them.

00:35:54.030 --> 00:35:56.289
In some ways, I don't want to let them down.

00:35:57.849 --> 00:36:01.429
So you know what happened? They would be like,

00:36:01.510 --> 00:36:05.369
so how's work going? Good. I pretty much said

00:36:05.369 --> 00:36:07.809
that I deal with a lot of narcissists and that

00:36:07.809 --> 00:36:10.050
I make commercials during the day. Totally left

00:36:10.050 --> 00:36:13.969
out happy hour. If they find it online, they

00:36:13.969 --> 00:36:18.190
find it online. But I try to keep this separate.

00:36:19.460 --> 00:36:22.360
This is its own little thing. All 70 of you.

00:36:23.119 --> 00:36:25.260
It's a little more than that. But ladies and

00:36:25.260 --> 00:36:26.840
gentlemen, boys and girls, that was a very nice

00:36:26.840 --> 00:36:28.840
dinner. But there's this goofy guy. Now listen,

00:36:28.980 --> 00:36:31.199
I know I'm goofy, but I can read the room. I

00:36:31.199 --> 00:36:33.380
can tell when people don't want me around from

00:36:33.380 --> 00:36:38.519
all the mushrooms I did. Ladies and gentlemen,

00:36:38.579 --> 00:36:39.920
boys and girls, I was going to make a joke about

00:36:39.920 --> 00:36:41.579
Jeffrey Knight, but I'm not going to. Ladies

00:36:41.579 --> 00:36:44.239
and gentlemen, boys and girls, I'm telling you

00:36:44.239 --> 00:36:48.760
right now. there was this guy this big like Illinois

00:36:48.760 --> 00:36:51.039
guy you know like kind of like a southern dude

00:36:51.039 --> 00:36:53.059
because you're not really in Chicago happy -go

00:36:53.059 --> 00:36:56.460
-lucky guy yeah like he could be like a character

00:36:56.460 --> 00:36:58.719
on a sitcom like your funny fat friend that's

00:36:58.719 --> 00:37:01.219
got like Chris Farley hair like a millennial

00:37:01.219 --> 00:37:03.960
and he's like how you guys doing you guys doing

00:37:03.960 --> 00:37:06.380
good so me and my mom get there before my family

00:37:06.380 --> 00:37:09.000
and he's like oh and you gotta remember I just

00:37:09.000 --> 00:37:10.760
got off an airplane and I just drove an hour

00:37:10.760 --> 00:37:13.530
I don't really feel like talking I know I come

00:37:13.530 --> 00:37:17.150
off outspoken on this show, but I can be a jackass.

00:37:18.750 --> 00:37:21.769
But I was nice. And the guy's like, oh, so is

00:37:21.769 --> 00:37:24.809
it just you? I'm like, no, my mom's in a bathroom

00:37:24.809 --> 00:37:27.289
and three people will be here. Oh, is there any

00:37:27.289 --> 00:37:29.949
occasion? I said, we are celebrating their birthday,

00:37:30.010 --> 00:37:33.570
but he goes, oh, do you want me to get the saddle?

00:37:33.949 --> 00:37:36.670
And do you want me to sing and do a whole loud

00:37:36.670 --> 00:37:39.250
thing for them? And I'm thinking about my aunt

00:37:39.250 --> 00:37:41.269
who's an introvert and my two cousins that are

00:37:41.269 --> 00:37:44.269
pretty shy. I was like, no, we're good. He's

00:37:44.269 --> 00:37:47.210
like, are you sure? Are you sure you don't want

00:37:47.210 --> 00:37:50.550
it? Are you sure? I'm like, yes. Are you sure?

00:37:51.210 --> 00:37:56.730
And he was real pushy. I would love to see him

00:37:56.730 --> 00:38:00.929
on dating apps. Are you sure? Are you sure? Are

00:38:00.929 --> 00:38:08.550
you sure? So we have our dinner. It's a great

00:38:08.550 --> 00:38:11.340
time. I'm very politically correct. I was in

00:38:11.340 --> 00:38:14.260
very much politician mode. Asking more about

00:38:14.260 --> 00:38:16.019
them than trying to change the subject for me.

00:38:16.679 --> 00:38:21.000
And he comes over and he brings my aunt and her

00:38:21.000 --> 00:38:25.159
two sons, my cousins, ice cream. And he goes,

00:38:25.300 --> 00:38:29.239
oh, happy birthday, guys. And everyone's like,

00:38:29.340 --> 00:38:31.360
oh, thank you. Like, I'll kind of take it back

00:38:31.360 --> 00:38:35.119
and happy. And then he goes, what? I know. I

00:38:35.119 --> 00:38:37.800
talked to him earlier and he said you guys don't

00:38:37.800 --> 00:38:40.269
want the saddle. And you guys don't want this

00:38:40.269 --> 00:38:43.170
and that. But do you guys want the saddle? And

00:38:43.170 --> 00:38:45.789
you guys want this and that? And my aunt goes,

00:38:45.889 --> 00:38:47.730
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm so good.

00:38:48.110 --> 00:38:50.909
Are you sure? And I'm like, come on, dude. I

00:38:50.909 --> 00:38:53.610
just fucking told you 90 minutes ago. We don't

00:38:53.610 --> 00:38:58.090
want the fucking saddle. And I got into Chicago

00:38:58.090 --> 00:39:00.869
mode. I was like, no, we're good. And then he

00:39:00.869 --> 00:39:04.170
checked in on us. I'd be talking to my little

00:39:04.170 --> 00:39:07.849
cousins and my aunt about stuff. I never get

00:39:07.849 --> 00:39:10.889
to see them. I literally drove to see them. Is

00:39:10.889 --> 00:39:13.710
your food good? I mean, I get he's looking for

00:39:13.710 --> 00:39:15.690
a tip, but I'm like, bro, the first two times

00:39:15.690 --> 00:39:18.329
is fine. It might just be different in Illinois.

00:39:18.550 --> 00:39:20.510
In Florida, if you go to Texas Roadhouse in St.

00:39:20.590 --> 00:39:23.010
Pete, or I think that's Seminole, they'll ask

00:39:23.010 --> 00:39:24.510
you once. They don't give a shit. And they go,

00:39:24.570 --> 00:39:26.610
okay, well, you pay on the little machine. There,

00:39:26.730 --> 00:39:30.559
up here, a little different. Let me take a sip

00:39:30.559 --> 00:39:39.239
of my energy drink. Oh, yeah. All right, so there's

00:39:39.239 --> 00:39:44.099
that. Yeah, I keep my family private because

00:39:44.099 --> 00:39:49.320
I remember one time I was talking to Woody from

00:39:49.320 --> 00:39:52.420
the Woody show. I was probably more drunk than

00:39:52.420 --> 00:39:54.599
him, but it was like 2 a .m. and we're going

00:39:54.599 --> 00:40:00.010
into... the uh we're going to our let me let

00:40:00.010 --> 00:40:02.769
me describe this so weird being in my childhood

00:40:02.769 --> 00:40:05.630
room we're going to our rooms at the morning

00:40:05.630 --> 00:40:08.250
show boot camp it's like a hotel conference for

00:40:08.250 --> 00:40:12.230
radio house that was gross that was a good burp

00:40:12.230 --> 00:40:16.309
though and uh he goes i go i really respect how

00:40:16.309 --> 00:40:18.849
when you take your kids out places that you don't

00:40:18.849 --> 00:40:21.289
show their face and he goes of course i do that

00:40:21.289 --> 00:40:25.070
and i go what do you mean and he goes i signed

00:40:25.070 --> 00:40:29.119
up for this light to be in the spotlight. He

00:40:29.119 --> 00:40:32.099
goes, I signed up for this life, not like to

00:40:32.099 --> 00:40:34.300
be in the spotlight. He goes, my kids and my

00:40:34.300 --> 00:40:36.340
wife didn't sign up for this. And that's kind

00:40:36.340 --> 00:40:38.460
of how I feel about my family. I'm like, they

00:40:38.460 --> 00:40:40.260
didn't sign up for this. They don't need this.

00:40:41.519 --> 00:40:44.559
They don't need to get harassed online. Mm -hmm.

00:40:45.920 --> 00:40:47.699
All right, let's see what's going on in the world.

00:40:48.340 --> 00:40:50.500
We'll talk about it in a second, but Ice Spice

00:40:50.500 --> 00:40:54.300
got slapped at a Hollywood McDonald's. Mm -hmm.

00:40:55.849 --> 00:41:02.250
Brooke Hogan discusses her biggest regret. She's

00:41:02.250 --> 00:41:04.989
mad at herself for not being on her dad's will.

00:41:05.969 --> 00:41:11.849
Oh, you were trying to prove a point. Was it

00:41:11.849 --> 00:41:18.289
worth it? Not getting paid? Listen, because I've

00:41:18.289 --> 00:41:20.389
had it happen. Getting money after a relative

00:41:20.389 --> 00:41:23.090
dies, like when it's a lot of money, it's a great

00:41:23.090 --> 00:41:26.949
feeling or whatever because you get money. but

00:41:26.949 --> 00:41:30.829
it's like man it's a weird feeling because it's

00:41:30.829 --> 00:41:33.130
like it's so empty you'd rather just have them

00:41:33.130 --> 00:41:35.590
buy the stuff for you and be alive here is uh

00:41:35.590 --> 00:41:38.909
brooke hogan talking about a hulk being cut from

00:41:38.909 --> 00:41:44.309
the or hulk about uh sorry i'm all out of place

00:41:44.309 --> 00:41:46.989
in this room brooke hogan regrets signing off

00:41:46.989 --> 00:41:52.000
on being cut from the hulk hogan will Oh, I should

00:41:52.000 --> 00:41:53.920
probably, even when I'm in Illinois, I do this

00:41:53.920 --> 00:41:56.079
in Florida. I did this in Illinois. I had the

00:41:56.079 --> 00:41:59.559
site muted. There were situations that had me

00:41:59.559 --> 00:42:02.940
so scared. I really took myself off the world

00:42:02.940 --> 00:42:05.239
because number one, I was actually scared for

00:42:05.239 --> 00:42:09.000
myself, my family, my safety. Who are you? Like,

00:42:09.099 --> 00:42:11.619
why would you be scared? I guess that's, that's

00:42:11.619 --> 00:42:14.380
what people are asking people. And. forgive me,

00:42:14.420 --> 00:42:17.500
but people find it strange to hear you take it

00:42:17.500 --> 00:42:19.980
off because most people immediately go to money,

00:42:20.059 --> 00:42:21.980
right? Like, let's be realistic. I would say

00:42:21.980 --> 00:42:24.619
most of America, when they heard you remove yourself

00:42:24.619 --> 00:42:26.840
from the will, they go, why, why would she not

00:42:26.840 --> 00:42:28.519
want the money? And I know that that was not

00:42:28.519 --> 00:42:31.400
the reason for you pulling your name, but everyone's

00:42:31.400 --> 00:42:33.039
just, I think they're trying to, they were having

00:42:33.039 --> 00:42:35.820
a hard time wrapping their brain around why you

00:42:35.820 --> 00:42:39.440
wouldn't want to be a part of it. First of all,

00:42:39.440 --> 00:42:44.250
there's not enough money in the world that would

00:42:44.250 --> 00:42:48.730
matter with what I felt I was facing. There were

00:42:48.730 --> 00:42:55.309
just too many people that I had solid knowledge

00:42:55.309 --> 00:43:01.869
of not being good people. Oh, yeah! You go, Brooke!

00:43:02.489 --> 00:43:07.139
Around my dad. Yeah. Now she wants the money.

00:43:07.579 --> 00:43:10.300
Diana Rossini saved a man and a dog from a car

00:43:10.300 --> 00:43:16.380
accident. Super side chick to the rescue. A music

00:43:16.380 --> 00:43:19.400
producer is suing Offset amid shooting, saying

00:43:19.400 --> 00:43:23.719
that he owes him money. Logan Paul said he's

00:43:23.719 --> 00:43:26.079
not worried about Tom Brady showing up at WrestleMania.

00:43:26.199 --> 00:43:28.159
I don't know what happened, but WrestleMania

00:43:28.159 --> 00:43:33.789
is stupid. Erica Kirk is hiding right now. She's

00:43:33.789 --> 00:43:36.429
probably sad about the record low ticket sales

00:43:36.429 --> 00:43:40.469
they had. Kylie Jenner looked like a hot piece

00:43:40.469 --> 00:43:43.789
of ass at Coachella. I'm going to post it on

00:43:43.789 --> 00:43:47.309
my website at Ryan Hoppy Radio. And we'll post

00:43:47.309 --> 00:43:51.369
that in a second. What else do we got here? Ice

00:43:51.369 --> 00:43:55.519
Spice responds to the McDonald's video. And says

00:43:55.519 --> 00:43:57.360
this wouldn't have happened at Wendy's. And we'll

00:43:57.360 --> 00:43:59.159
get to that video in a second. I'm teasing you

00:43:59.159 --> 00:44:01.599
right now. I'm aging you. You're almost there.

00:44:02.539 --> 00:44:04.480
Gee, I wonder why my family doesn't want to hear

00:44:04.480 --> 00:44:10.619
my show. Supposedly, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds'

00:44:10.760 --> 00:44:16.639
marriage is not too good right now. And here

00:44:16.639 --> 00:44:21.579
is Diddy's thug of a son known as King Comes

00:44:21.579 --> 00:44:25.739
talking about his dad. Your dad's a loser like

00:44:25.739 --> 00:44:33.579
you. Mm -hmm. Here he is. You know, you and your

00:44:33.579 --> 00:44:35.719
family always put on a united front. How's your

00:44:35.719 --> 00:44:38.860
dad doing? He's good. Thank you. Blowing some

00:44:38.860 --> 00:44:41.599
guys. Is there anything he wants anybody to know

00:44:41.599 --> 00:44:43.519
about his situation? There's the cops getting

00:44:43.519 --> 00:44:48.119
that thug, King Combs. Anything you can tell

00:44:48.119 --> 00:44:50.500
us? Nothing, y 'all. Nothing. Are you hoping

00:44:50.500 --> 00:45:02.559
he's free? I love running trains with him. What

00:45:02.559 --> 00:45:05.840
do you think is the exact age that someone is

00:45:05.840 --> 00:45:10.900
considered old? The official age is 69 years

00:45:10.900 --> 00:45:15.139
old. The data suggests many of us are putting

00:45:15.139 --> 00:45:21.219
off habits that help us age well. Gen Zers don't

00:45:21.219 --> 00:45:23.079
think you look good when you're old. So there's

00:45:23.079 --> 00:45:27.380
some riveting news from the Daily Mail. Take

00:45:27.380 --> 00:45:30.460
it or leave it. I don't give a shit. You're listening

00:45:30.460 --> 00:45:34.699
and I appreciate that. 856 -49 -HAPPY. That's

00:45:34.699 --> 00:45:38.800
856 -494 -6773. Let's go through Instagram right

00:45:38.800 --> 00:45:44.039
now. Neon was shocked to find out that everyone

00:45:44.039 --> 00:45:48.280
real close to Alabama Barker is wanting them

00:45:48.280 --> 00:45:50.719
to date. She has a boyfriend, that big black

00:45:50.719 --> 00:45:53.059
guy with the BBC. No, but you know what I got

00:45:53.059 --> 00:45:55.380
a text saying? This whole time you had a boyfriend,

00:45:55.619 --> 00:45:58.719
question mark, talking about you. And I'm like...

00:45:58.719 --> 00:46:00.699
I had a boyfriend? No, they're saying, like,

00:46:00.699 --> 00:46:03.400
this whole time, like, that I've known this person.

00:46:03.619 --> 00:46:07.559
Mind you, I met Coachella. Alabama Barker's a

00:46:07.559 --> 00:46:09.500
hot piece of ass, isn't she? This whole time

00:46:09.500 --> 00:46:11.659
you had a boyfriend, and they're talking about

00:46:11.659 --> 00:46:14.659
you. Oh! They're really, really, really... I

00:46:14.659 --> 00:46:16.199
don't know what's going on, but... You know he

00:46:16.199 --> 00:46:20.460
wants to plow. Everyone's really, like... Crazy.

00:46:20.460 --> 00:46:22.699
There's these streams that like Neon does and

00:46:22.699 --> 00:46:25.079
he has this exact face all the time. It looks

00:46:25.079 --> 00:46:26.800
like he's trying to smell a fart. It's very,

00:46:26.860 --> 00:46:29.760
very weird. Well, he is Indian and Indian food

00:46:29.760 --> 00:46:34.179
makes you do that. Millie Bobby Brown was on

00:46:34.179 --> 00:46:39.139
the Color Daddy podcast. God damn it. Thought

00:46:39.139 --> 00:46:42.800
I had my phone. I do not disturb. Sorry. I'm

00:46:42.800 --> 00:46:45.360
using my laptop right now. millie bobby brown

00:46:45.360 --> 00:46:47.980
says her biggest pet peeve with her husband jake

00:46:47.980 --> 00:46:51.019
is that he's too much of a trick and wants to

00:46:51.019 --> 00:46:53.920
buy her designer clothes okay who is more likely

00:46:53.920 --> 00:46:58.480
to splurge on a big purchase my husband really

00:46:58.480 --> 00:47:01.719
what is he getting like he'll just like if he

00:47:01.719 --> 00:47:04.099
sees something like i'll be like oh i need socks

00:47:04.099 --> 00:47:07.710
and he'll be like let's go to prada and i'm like

00:47:07.710 --> 00:47:11.210
let's go to target like what like he's just like

00:47:11.210 --> 00:47:13.789
that kind of guy yeah because he's a bon jovi

00:47:13.789 --> 00:47:18.250
he's vapid like he loves to like he loves to

00:47:18.250 --> 00:47:20.809
go shopping any and he will refuse to pack a

00:47:20.809 --> 00:47:22.210
suitcase because he likes to go shopping in the

00:47:22.210 --> 00:47:24.150
place we're going that's what that's what he

00:47:24.150 --> 00:47:27.590
does whereas i'm like amazon basics like i love

00:47:27.590 --> 00:47:30.130
that like that i i never ever when i do spend

00:47:30.130 --> 00:47:32.590
money on something like i have to call my parents

00:47:32.590 --> 00:47:35.579
i have to think about it like i go back There

00:47:35.579 --> 00:47:37.440
you go. She doesn't like shopping for expensive

00:47:37.440 --> 00:47:42.260
things. And then here she is. Oh, it isn't an

00:47:42.260 --> 00:47:45.139
interesting clip. Mia Khalifa said she has a

00:47:45.139 --> 00:47:47.579
hard time finding jobs. Can you explain that

00:47:47.579 --> 00:47:50.340
experience? Yeah, it's very weird to go into

00:47:50.340 --> 00:47:52.539
a job interview thinking, oh, I'm just going

00:47:52.539 --> 00:47:54.960
to go back to normal life and having the interviewer

00:47:54.960 --> 00:48:00.869
ask you if. if you did porn. Right. Oh, yeah.

00:48:01.329 --> 00:48:03.809
I think I saw you with bodily fluid down your

00:48:03.809 --> 00:48:05.809
face. There's nothing. Oh, you think they're

00:48:05.809 --> 00:48:07.969
asking you that because they knew? Yes. Yeah,

00:48:08.010 --> 00:48:10.550
they recognized me. Oh, yeah, they were spanking

00:48:10.550 --> 00:48:12.630
on it. I went to a couple interviews where some

00:48:12.630 --> 00:48:14.250
comments were made, and then I finally got a

00:48:14.250 --> 00:48:16.650
job at the law firm, and then I got a job working

00:48:16.650 --> 00:48:19.329
for a friend's company at the construction firm,

00:48:19.409 --> 00:48:22.989
and... Oh, yeah. That's where the semen, I mean

00:48:22.989 --> 00:48:26.739
cement is. Then I just realized I... You feel

00:48:26.739 --> 00:48:29.800
uncomfortable. Yeah, she regrets every bit of

00:48:29.800 --> 00:48:32.019
taking all of it. I feel uncomfortable everywhere

00:48:32.019 --> 00:48:36.579
I go. Yeah. She seems like a miserable person.

00:48:36.880 --> 00:48:44.900
Mm -hmm. 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773.

00:48:46.619 --> 00:48:49.260
So here's another clip. Here's another clip from

00:48:49.260 --> 00:48:53.239
Millie Bobby Brown on Call Her Daddy. Here she

00:48:53.239 --> 00:48:56.139
is discussing why she hates getting picked up

00:48:56.139 --> 00:48:58.300
by men at the airport until her husband Jake

00:48:58.300 --> 00:49:00.679
did it. Like, and I knew his favorite color,

00:49:00.780 --> 00:49:02.699
like favorite food, all the things before I met

00:49:02.699 --> 00:49:06.000
him. And then when I met him, I walked through

00:49:06.000 --> 00:49:08.380
the airport. And usually this is a huge ick for

00:49:08.380 --> 00:49:10.619
me. Like, just like men picking me up from an

00:49:10.619 --> 00:49:14.420
airport make me feel sick. Like, I can't, I refuse.

00:49:14.820 --> 00:49:17.699
I had, it's just like, I mean, if you have Millie

00:49:17.699 --> 00:49:19.699
Bobby Brown there, you got to shoot your shot.

00:49:21.699 --> 00:49:23.719
I've had bad experiences where they get me flowers

00:49:23.719 --> 00:49:25.619
and I'm like, I cannot interact with you ever

00:49:25.619 --> 00:49:28.639
again. It just freaks me out. I just think it's

00:49:28.639 --> 00:49:31.880
like weird. He picked me up and I was like in

00:49:31.880 --> 00:49:33.940
love. Like I was like, oh my God, you've broken

00:49:33.940 --> 00:49:36.199
the cycle. How have you broken the cycle? Billy,

00:49:36.300 --> 00:49:39.619
this is the most random ick I have ever fucking

00:49:39.619 --> 00:49:42.460
heard from anyone. Shut up Alex, you're annoying.

00:49:43.059 --> 00:49:44.920
You don't see where I'm coming from. You don't

00:49:44.920 --> 00:49:47.980
see where I'm coming from. Actually, I can so

00:49:47.980 --> 00:49:49.800
see it though. Just the standing there waiting.

00:49:50.750 --> 00:49:53.570
I just can't. I can't bear it. I can't buy it.

00:49:54.329 --> 00:49:56.389
It's so weird how she started off as like a little

00:49:56.389 --> 00:49:58.969
kid on a show. Now she's this hot piece of ass.

00:49:59.050 --> 00:50:03.030
I'm like, what the hell happened to her? She's

00:50:03.030 --> 00:50:08.309
got her own kid now. It's weird. Dana White wants

00:50:08.309 --> 00:50:11.449
Johnny Manziel and Bob Mennery to fight. He's

00:50:11.449 --> 00:50:17.059
back. I'm a woman beater loser. Dana what? He

00:50:17.059 --> 00:50:19.860
has supposedly signed a deal at Aiden Ross' fight

00:50:19.860 --> 00:50:22.940
show down in Miami to fight Johnny Manziel, okay?

00:50:23.039 --> 00:50:25.480
I'm betting $10 ,000. Minnery does not show up.

00:50:25.599 --> 00:50:28.840
And Bob, if you do, I'm flying to Miami to watch

00:50:28.840 --> 00:50:31.940
this one. All right, then. Make sure you don't

00:50:31.940 --> 00:50:36.219
put any women around Dana. 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's

00:50:36.219 --> 00:50:42.659
856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me, at RyanHoppyRadio.

00:50:43.000 --> 00:50:46.340
You can either email me, ryanhoppyradio at gmail

00:50:46.340 --> 00:50:51.139
.com. Let's see what we have right here. Oh,

00:50:51.179 --> 00:50:53.880
it's our dumb president. He says gas prices are

00:50:53.880 --> 00:50:56.960
not high. Will Americans continue to see these

00:50:56.960 --> 00:50:59.099
high gas prices? Well, they're not very high.

00:50:59.179 --> 00:51:01.539
If you look at what they were supposed to be

00:51:01.539 --> 00:51:03.920
in order to get rid of a nuclear weapon with

00:51:03.920 --> 00:51:07.119
the danger that entails. So the gas prices have

00:51:07.119 --> 00:51:09.219
come down very much over the last three, four

00:51:09.219 --> 00:51:12.099
days. I'm sold. I know, you know, that's what

00:51:12.099 --> 00:51:16.880
ABC says. Fuck you, dude. You're a loser. And

00:51:16.880 --> 00:51:19.699
Mago's going to be like, see? I mean, I'm already

00:51:19.699 --> 00:51:21.699
hearing Mago go, this is a part of the process.

00:51:22.420 --> 00:51:25.780
It's like the Philadelphia Flyers, not Flyers,

00:51:25.820 --> 00:51:32.320
the 76ers fans. Trust the process. I don't. So

00:51:32.320 --> 00:51:39.639
the woman that attacked Ice Spice in McDonald's,

00:51:39.900 --> 00:51:41.820
Here she is saying why she did it. My friends

00:51:41.820 --> 00:51:45.099
and everything. And we came from the beach earlier

00:51:45.099 --> 00:51:47.579
that night. We came from the ghetto. And we decided

00:51:47.579 --> 00:51:50.360
to go walk around Hollywood or whatever. But

00:51:50.360 --> 00:51:52.920
before we did that, we decided to stop by McDonald's

00:51:52.920 --> 00:51:56.539
because we all had to use the bathroom. Oh, that's

00:51:56.539 --> 00:51:58.820
a pretty good place. Take a dump or whatever.

00:52:02.679 --> 00:52:04.820
So then one of my friends, she comes out and

00:52:04.820 --> 00:52:07.159
she was like, oh, I think that's iSpice over

00:52:07.159 --> 00:52:09.000
there. And I'm like, oh, for real? So I go up

00:52:09.000 --> 00:52:11.679
to them and I'm giving her and the other girl

00:52:11.679 --> 00:52:13.960
she was with a compliment. No, you weren't. You

00:52:13.960 --> 00:52:16.219
immediately were harassing them. Immediately,

00:52:17.019 --> 00:52:19.239
iSpice was just being rude. She was like, why

00:52:19.239 --> 00:52:21.559
are you over here? You could leave. Bye. Yeah,

00:52:21.599 --> 00:52:22.900
I wouldn't want to be around you, you annoying

00:52:22.900 --> 00:52:25.039
broad. And I'm like, why are you being rude?

00:52:25.139 --> 00:52:27.539
Pretty much. And she was basically saying, like,

00:52:27.599 --> 00:52:29.719
you could just leave. Bye. Like. I don't even

00:52:29.719 --> 00:52:31.780
know why you're at my table. Yeah, why are you

00:52:31.780 --> 00:52:34.199
at her table? She doesn't know the random girl.

00:52:34.539 --> 00:52:37.099
Then that's when I proceed to ask. Because, like,

00:52:37.119 --> 00:52:38.460
you don't got to be rude. I'm just giving you

00:52:38.460 --> 00:52:42.079
guys a compliment. No, you weren't, honey. So

00:52:42.079 --> 00:52:45.119
after she calls me a bitch, I hit her. So I hit

00:52:45.119 --> 00:52:47.880
her. And then so I got escorted out to McDonald's.

00:52:48.500 --> 00:52:51.340
And then so after they escorted me. I'm, like,

00:52:51.380 --> 00:52:53.800
by my car, and I hear Ice Spice in the middle

00:52:53.800 --> 00:52:55.320
of the street talking about something. Where

00:52:55.320 --> 00:52:57.480
is that bitch at? I want to fight her with you.

00:52:59.079 --> 00:53:02.760
So I come back down the street, and then that's

00:53:02.760 --> 00:53:05.059
when me and her fought again, and then she just

00:53:05.059 --> 00:53:07.960
kept talking a whole lot of mess. There you go.

00:53:08.559 --> 00:53:10.420
It's not what the video says. If you're listening

00:53:10.420 --> 00:53:12.840
right now, don't turn off the show, but on your

00:53:12.840 --> 00:53:15.139
computer, look up the video. That is not what

00:53:15.139 --> 00:53:19.300
happened. She's lying. Can you believe that?

00:53:20.000 --> 00:53:22.300
A woman that would harass a celebrity in public

00:53:22.300 --> 00:53:24.019
at McDonald's while they're eating food. It's

00:53:24.019 --> 00:53:25.760
going to make them far later. That literally,

00:53:25.840 --> 00:53:29.260
you're telling me that you don't believe that

00:53:29.260 --> 00:53:35.980
she's lying? She is. Comedian Fatboy says that

00:53:35.980 --> 00:53:38.239
he paved the way for Drewski. Ah, just another

00:53:38.239 --> 00:53:41.739
one of those grumpy guys that is mad that Drewski

00:53:41.739 --> 00:53:45.119
made it big. The difference is Drewski's actually

00:53:45.119 --> 00:53:49.750
funny. Here's Fatboy. Why is Drew Skies? I'm

00:53:49.750 --> 00:53:52.070
the reason why all these motherfuckers out here,

00:53:52.110 --> 00:53:54.610
right? I'm a CEO. I don't want to do what he

00:53:54.610 --> 00:53:58.989
does. I'm not. All right, well, screw off. Oh,

00:53:59.150 --> 00:54:01.329
doing sketch comedy. Oh, you're the first one

00:54:01.329 --> 00:54:06.789
ever. Shut your ass. Here is Akon saying why

00:54:06.789 --> 00:54:09.570
he understands Nick Cannon's lifestyle. A lot

00:54:09.570 --> 00:54:13.199
of people get. you know maybe upset with like

00:54:13.199 --> 00:54:16.280
nick cannon and things like that i don't blame

00:54:16.280 --> 00:54:18.840
him in that situation because he's being honest

00:54:18.840 --> 00:54:23.539
he's being a slut forthcoming he's being honest

00:54:23.539 --> 00:54:26.539
and the women are usually upset at nick cannon

00:54:26.539 --> 00:54:28.039
why why are they being upset you know because

00:54:28.039 --> 00:54:32.119
multiple women multiple children who's more upset

00:54:32.119 --> 00:54:35.340
the guys or the girls i think at this point a

00:54:35.340 --> 00:54:37.380
little bit of everyone. But if you could say

00:54:37.380 --> 00:54:40.320
the majority of which side is more upset, do

00:54:40.320 --> 00:54:41.719
you think it's more of the women upset at Nick

00:54:41.719 --> 00:54:46.099
or more of the guys that's upset at Nick? Probably

00:54:46.099 --> 00:54:48.699
the women. The women? Yeah. They're jealous they

00:54:48.699 --> 00:54:51.000
don't get that dick. Do you think it's because

00:54:51.000 --> 00:54:52.059
they're jealous they're not in that position?

00:54:52.480 --> 00:54:59.679
No. No. Wait. What an annoying rush, huh? I mean,

00:54:59.699 --> 00:55:01.340
I know I got an annoying voice, but at least

00:55:01.340 --> 00:55:05.090
I'm self -aware. Eight, five, six. 49, happy

00:55:05.090 --> 00:55:07.710
to take five, six, four, nine, four, six, seven,

00:55:07.750 --> 00:55:11.349
seven, three. Erica Kirk made her first public

00:55:11.349 --> 00:55:13.469
appearance. And of course it's like the Drewski

00:55:13.469 --> 00:55:33.230
skit. It's literally the Drewski skit. What a

00:55:33.230 --> 00:55:41.409
dumb run. Yeah. That's the way to remember your

00:55:41.409 --> 00:55:43.230
husband. Come out the fucking EDM. He's like,

00:55:43.289 --> 00:55:45.210
you had sex too when you were a Trump model 12

00:55:45.210 --> 00:55:52.329
years ago, honey. You're a bust down. And that's

00:55:52.329 --> 00:55:56.039
what you'll always be. Oh man, I used to be jealous

00:55:56.039 --> 00:55:58.400
of their relationship. When I worked at the same

00:55:58.400 --> 00:56:00.280
company, he worked at Salem Media and I would

00:56:00.280 --> 00:56:02.579
have to listen to his show. I was so jealous.

00:56:02.719 --> 00:56:05.960
I ain't jealous of anything like that. He died

00:56:05.960 --> 00:56:08.219
for people that don't give a shit about him.

00:56:10.719 --> 00:56:13.900
Tory Lanez is filing a lawsuit after he was sued

00:56:13.900 --> 00:56:18.400
16 times in prison and won $100 million. He's

00:56:18.400 --> 00:56:20.659
just looking to get that money when he gets out

00:56:20.659 --> 00:56:25.630
of prison. Steven Jackson reacts to Nori speaking

00:56:25.630 --> 00:56:32.769
about him during the Jason Lee show. Every DM

00:56:32.769 --> 00:56:35.710
I get, somebody, my partners want to crash out.

00:56:36.690 --> 00:56:38.409
Call me telling me there's somebody else that

00:56:38.409 --> 00:56:43.230
said my name. Got it. I get it, bro. Y 'all got

00:56:43.230 --> 00:56:48.329
to keep saying our name. Because y 'all see what

00:56:48.329 --> 00:56:50.210
we doing. Y 'all ain't doing nothing nowhere

00:56:50.210 --> 00:56:52.940
close. I get it, bro. Now, I think Nori's pretty

00:56:52.940 --> 00:56:56.059
successful. Steven Jackson's just a wannabe gangster.

00:56:56.199 --> 00:57:00.039
You ain't tough, dude. I know you were at malice

00:57:00.039 --> 00:57:02.139
at the palace. You're such a badass. You're not.

00:57:03.400 --> 00:57:05.440
Caitlyn Jenner opens up about not being able

00:57:05.440 --> 00:57:07.000
to use her passport because she's identified

00:57:07.000 --> 00:57:11.099
as a male. I had to get it renewed. I sent it

00:57:11.099 --> 00:57:18.260
back. Comes back, gender marker M. Screws everything

00:57:18.260 --> 00:57:23.269
up. So there's a form in there. If they made

00:57:23.269 --> 00:57:29.130
a mistake, you can correct it. So I fill out

00:57:29.130 --> 00:57:30.969
all the proper forms. I'm not calling anybody.

00:57:31.110 --> 00:57:32.789
I'm not calling the president. I mean, I got

00:57:32.789 --> 00:57:34.610
his personal cell number. I'm not calling anybody.

00:57:34.849 --> 00:57:36.449
I'm going to see if I can fix this. Yeah, he

00:57:36.449 --> 00:57:38.690
probably wants to bang himself. Because it's

00:57:38.690 --> 00:57:41.469
not just about me. It's about all people in this

00:57:41.469 --> 00:57:45.530
situation. There we go. I don't give a shit if

00:57:45.530 --> 00:57:48.070
someone wants to be transgender. I was at a cover

00:57:48.070 --> 00:57:49.489
bar the other day, and there was this weird dude.

00:57:49.690 --> 00:57:52.619
And he's like, ah! I know if you want to do what

00:57:52.619 --> 00:57:55.000
you want to do with your body, but you're all

00:57:55.000 --> 00:57:56.880
mentally ill. I'm like, no, you have a problem

00:57:56.880 --> 00:58:00.340
with that. Donald Trump says he will review,

00:58:00.500 --> 00:58:03.920
reveal the UFO files. Those are not the files

00:58:03.920 --> 00:58:10.719
we want to see, buddy. You're a scum bag. Oh,

00:58:10.719 --> 00:58:15.340
I saw this headline and I thought this was absolutely

00:58:15.340 --> 00:58:19.889
ridiculous. I am sick and tired of the Call Her

00:58:19.889 --> 00:58:23.210
Daddy podcast. I first liked it. I first thought

00:58:23.210 --> 00:58:25.349
it was tolerable when she was giving out sex

00:58:25.349 --> 00:58:28.150
advice. But when I heard that she had a ghostwriter,

00:58:28.289 --> 00:58:30.150
I was like, man, you really not good in bed then.

00:58:30.489 --> 00:58:32.369
But here's the thing, ladies and gentlemen, boys

00:58:32.369 --> 00:58:35.329
and girls. Sometimes they'll say things on there

00:58:35.329 --> 00:58:39.630
that are a double standard. And here's one. Camila

00:58:39.630 --> 00:58:44.000
Cabello. discusses breakup sex and says she supports

00:58:44.000 --> 00:58:46.440
texting your ex over and over to get it out of

00:58:46.440 --> 00:58:49.260
your body and that she stalks her boyfriend's

00:58:49.260 --> 00:58:51.920
exes. For all the girls listening, I'm curious

00:58:51.920 --> 00:58:54.019
if you have any advice. I've been through it.

00:58:54.039 --> 00:58:55.599
I think social media makes it so much fucking

00:58:55.599 --> 00:58:59.079
worse. How do you handle from past shit of like

00:58:59.079 --> 00:59:02.000
when you know you and your ex are moving on at

00:59:02.000 --> 00:59:03.820
different paces? How the fuck? Oh my God, it's

00:59:03.820 --> 00:59:07.269
the worst. I'm like, I be out here fucking stalking

00:59:07.269 --> 00:59:09.590
bitches. Yeah, you know, can you imagine if I

00:59:09.590 --> 00:59:12.690
did that? My first ex, my ex -fiance, I'll admit,

00:59:12.849 --> 00:59:14.809
two or three times I looked at her social media

00:59:14.809 --> 00:59:16.989
and it feels like you're peeking in a window.

00:59:17.190 --> 00:59:19.510
Mm -hmm. Like you're not supposed to be looking

00:59:19.510 --> 00:59:21.389
at it because when I'm done with my exes, I block

00:59:21.389 --> 00:59:23.869
them. I wish you the best. You ain't getting

00:59:23.869 --> 00:59:26.550
a D like me. Here's the thing, ladies and gentlemen,

00:59:26.590 --> 00:59:29.570
boys and girls. Mm -hmm. If I were to go, oh,

00:59:29.670 --> 00:59:33.190
yeah, I was looking at my ex last week. I'd be

00:59:33.190 --> 00:59:36.010
a psychopath. But when a woman does it, it's

00:59:36.010 --> 00:59:40.670
cool. Man, fuck that. It's just like, how do

00:59:40.670 --> 00:59:42.369
you handle it? I don't even know if you have

00:59:42.369 --> 00:59:45.769
advice. I really think it's like I have been.

00:59:46.439 --> 00:59:50.539
An absolute psycho. You are. When a man admits

00:59:50.539 --> 00:59:52.239
it, he gets locked up, but when a woman does

00:59:52.239 --> 00:59:54.659
it, we all want to bang him. Absolute psycho.

00:59:54.820 --> 00:59:56.420
I love you for admitting that because aren't

00:59:56.420 --> 00:59:59.320
we all? Yeah, you're women and you have estrogen.

01:00:01.280 --> 01:00:03.380
We even worse when I was younger. When I was

01:00:03.380 --> 01:00:05.400
younger, I would be dating a guy and like stalking

01:00:05.400 --> 01:00:08.519
his ex. Camila. I'd be like, what is wrong with

01:00:08.519 --> 01:00:10.280
me? Everyone raise your hand in this room. A

01:00:10.280 --> 01:00:14.440
lot of things. It's still. The hotter they are,

01:00:14.500 --> 01:00:18.079
the crazier they are. I still, honestly, I definitely

01:00:18.079 --> 01:00:20.260
like. We all do it. It's been a while since I've

01:00:20.260 --> 01:00:21.460
been in like a long -term relationship, but.

01:00:21.599 --> 01:00:24.039
Can you imagine if I said this? Can you imagine

01:00:24.039 --> 01:00:27.019
if the Joe Rogan show said this? Oh, all the

01:00:27.019 --> 01:00:31.480
feminists would be running out with their pitchforks.

01:00:31.480 --> 01:00:34.179
But when women do it, get the hell out of here.

01:00:34.619 --> 01:00:38.099
God, I was like, he's like telling me he loves

01:00:38.099 --> 01:00:41.639
me. And meanwhile, I'm torturing myself over

01:00:41.639 --> 01:00:44.400
somebody like he's not even with anymore. It's

01:00:44.400 --> 01:00:48.860
like so crazy. Yeah, it's not so crazy. You're

01:00:48.860 --> 01:00:55.639
crazy. Moron. I do not support that. I am the

01:00:55.639 --> 01:00:58.980
double standard. Call him out. You're a moron.

01:00:59.380 --> 01:01:02.000
Who cares what his ex is doing? If you're so

01:01:02.000 --> 01:01:06.300
comfortable with yourself. Lil Durk's son speaks

01:01:06.300 --> 01:01:09.199
out about not caring about his dad being a rapper.

01:01:09.440 --> 01:01:14.860
It makes me feel like good. Who is it at? Dirk.

01:01:14.920 --> 01:01:18.380
Yeah, Lil Dirk. Dirk, yeah. Why only Lil Dirk?

01:01:18.699 --> 01:01:22.280
Lil Dirk's got five kids. Maybe putting a hint

01:01:22.280 --> 01:01:24.880
on King Von's killer may not have been worth

01:01:24.880 --> 01:01:26.820
it. You're not going to be able to see your kids,

01:01:26.880 --> 01:01:32.360
bro! It makes me feel like... For him. For him,

01:01:32.420 --> 01:01:35.480
by the way. All right. Well, well spoken. Not

01:01:35.480 --> 01:01:38.519
really. Cardi B had her last show in Atlanta.

01:01:38.900 --> 01:01:41.440
And here she is going off on the applying on

01:01:41.440 --> 01:01:45.300
the employees. She's a classless moron. Right

01:01:45.300 --> 01:01:48.760
here. Shut up. You and your fucking employees

01:01:48.760 --> 01:01:50.920
are being disrespectful. Why? I'm not going to

01:01:50.920 --> 01:01:54.699
perform. You're a hag. Go get your balls. Like

01:01:54.699 --> 01:01:57.300
you said, go get them. Can you imagine getting

01:01:57.300 --> 01:01:59.539
into an argument with this broad? Shut up. I'm

01:01:59.539 --> 01:02:04.079
not performing today. Let me tell you why. You're

01:02:04.079 --> 01:02:07.320
not performing because I'm a classless moron.

01:02:07.820 --> 01:02:10.960
And I realized besides WAP, a song about my vagina,

01:02:11.300 --> 01:02:13.739
that I'm not that good of a rapper. And I copied

01:02:13.739 --> 01:02:20.340
Lil' Kim and Da Brat and Nicki Minaj. MAGA gets

01:02:20.340 --> 01:02:23.579
Nicki Minaj and Cardi B mixed up all the time

01:02:23.579 --> 01:02:26.440
because they're the same person. Only Nicki Minaj

01:02:26.440 --> 01:02:30.119
has better music. Being fucking rude for no reason.

01:02:30.179 --> 01:02:33.409
Being rude for no reason. I'm an annoying hag.

01:02:36.349 --> 01:02:49.230
I can't do it. I'm the annoying one here. Not

01:02:49.230 --> 01:02:57.750
her. Shut up. I just... Today on TMZ. Okay, this

01:02:57.750 --> 01:03:03.110
is fair game in DC. Uh... We asked RFK Jr. why

01:03:03.110 --> 01:03:05.869
went all Lorraine and Bobbitt on a raccoon. Secretary,

01:03:06.090 --> 01:03:07.769
what did you do with the raccoon's dead penis?

01:03:07.869 --> 01:03:10.630
Where is it now? He was on a family road trip,

01:03:10.670 --> 01:03:14.090
pulled over, and just... dissected this raccoon's

01:03:14.090 --> 01:03:16.489
penis. What were the kids doing? The kids are,

01:03:16.530 --> 01:03:18.489
like, so used to it at that point. Dad's cutting

01:03:18.489 --> 01:03:22.849
off another raccoon penis. We got Kevin Hart,

01:03:22.989 --> 01:03:26.289
and we had to ask about this heinous wax figure.

01:03:26.590 --> 01:03:28.969
There's no way that they gave him a picture of

01:03:28.969 --> 01:03:31.809
me. That's freehand. I kind of see it, though.

01:03:31.889 --> 01:03:34.570
No, you don't. No, you do not. Does anybody here

01:03:34.570 --> 01:03:37.849
agree with me? No. Nope. No, I see it. I see,

01:03:37.909 --> 01:03:40.650
like, a little bit. No, girl! Carol wants some

01:03:40.650 --> 01:03:46.429
job security, man. Oh, don't bully her. Shannon

01:03:46.429 --> 01:03:48.829
Elizabeth, she is entering a new career path.

01:03:49.110 --> 01:03:52.250
OnlyFans model. If you go on OnlyFans, you can't

01:03:52.250 --> 01:03:54.789
be posting bathing suit and Instagram posts.

01:03:55.090 --> 01:03:57.130
But you don't have to buy it. You have to disclose

01:03:57.130 --> 01:04:01.969
before you buy. Yeah, I one time paid for OnlyFans.

01:04:03.230 --> 01:04:05.690
I matched with this girl and she said I had to

01:04:05.690 --> 01:04:07.190
talk to her on there and I was just curious.

01:04:07.389 --> 01:04:09.750
I paid $2 .99. Once you're on there, you gotta

01:04:09.750 --> 01:04:12.030
pay for a selfie and you gotta pay to message

01:04:12.030 --> 01:04:16.539
them. I felt used. What you're going to see.

01:04:16.599 --> 01:04:19.119
This is not me, of course, but you might subscribe

01:04:19.119 --> 01:04:23.400
to somebody and then it's not what you were looking

01:04:23.400 --> 01:04:28.739
for. Alex Cooper is not backing down from the

01:04:28.739 --> 01:04:32.840
Alex Earl feud. A bunch of cackling hens arguing.

01:04:33.039 --> 01:04:36.519
Shut up! Did that Carl's Jr. Super Bowl ad and

01:04:36.519 --> 01:04:38.300
there were rumors that Alex Cooper really won.

01:04:38.340 --> 01:04:40.239
I never even saw that Super Bowl ad. I'm not

01:04:40.239 --> 01:04:42.840
aware. No one watches the ads. Although Alex

01:04:42.840 --> 01:04:45.920
looks like a hot piece of ass there. We spoke

01:04:45.920 --> 01:04:48.260
with the spokesperson for Carl's Jr. I want to

01:04:48.260 --> 01:04:50.400
know what that office building is like. Hot blondes

01:04:50.400 --> 01:04:52.440
eating burgers. Do they do it in like Daisy Dukes?

01:04:52.539 --> 01:04:54.159
Yes, because the people who work in an office

01:04:54.159 --> 01:04:56.519
usually walk around in Daisy Dukes. Katie, get

01:04:56.519 --> 01:04:58.039
your hot pants on. We're going to go try out

01:04:58.039 --> 01:05:08.039
a burger. I love how misogynistic they are. It's

01:05:08.039 --> 01:05:12.440
funny. Natalie Portman is expecting. The actress

01:05:12.440 --> 01:05:15.059
is pregnant with her third child, her first with

01:05:15.059 --> 01:05:18.219
boyfriend Tanguy de Sable. Just two years since

01:05:18.219 --> 01:05:20.619
she and Benjamin Millipede finalized their divorce.

01:05:20.699 --> 01:05:25.139
Oh, yeah. You know, Benjamin feels so replaceable.

01:05:25.320 --> 01:05:27.920
After 11 years of marriage. All right, so she's

01:05:27.920 --> 01:05:31.420
having a kid. Good for her. I don't really care.

01:05:32.590 --> 01:05:34.530
What's going on here? Rihanna is setting the

01:05:34.530 --> 01:05:36.829
record straight about pregnancy rumors. However,

01:05:36.869 --> 01:05:39.570
Chrissy Clemons posted a reel April 17th expressing

01:05:39.570 --> 01:05:41.969
how wonderful it is that the 38 -year -old will

01:05:41.969 --> 01:05:43.849
soon... I wonder how... Wow, she's 38. It makes

01:05:43.849 --> 01:05:46.130
me feel old. I wonder how it makes her feel when

01:05:46.130 --> 01:05:47.809
there's pregnancy rumors. Like, am I getting

01:05:47.809 --> 01:05:50.889
fat? ...have four kids running around. However,

01:05:51.070 --> 01:05:53.670
Rihanna commented under the video denying the

01:05:53.670 --> 01:05:56.090
rumors that she's currently expecting, saying,

01:05:56.170 --> 01:05:59.449
quote, is the baby in the womb with us? The singer...

01:05:59.449 --> 01:06:03.300
Ah, dang them. There is that. And there's this

01:06:03.300 --> 01:06:06.659
headline. Megan Rapinoe and Sue Bird are calling

01:06:06.659 --> 01:06:09.039
it quits. Wait, wait. I thought it was rap and

01:06:09.039 --> 01:06:16.960
now. What? I'm looking this up. How do you pronounce

01:06:16.960 --> 01:06:28.539
rap and now? I thought it was rap and now. Here's

01:06:28.539 --> 01:06:32.760
the video. You are looking at Julian's pronunciation

01:06:32.760 --> 01:06:35.420
guide where we look at how to pronounce better

01:06:35.420 --> 01:06:38.300
some of the most mispronounced words in the world.

01:06:38.420 --> 01:06:41.760
Like this other curious word. But how do you

01:06:41.760 --> 01:06:46.099
say what you're looking for today? We are looking

01:06:46.099 --> 01:06:49.059
at how to pronounce this name and more confusing

01:06:49.059 --> 01:06:52.539
names. Many mispronounced. Stay tuned to the

01:06:52.539 --> 01:06:58.000
channel to learn more. Megan Rapinoe. What? It's

01:06:58.000 --> 01:07:05.230
not Rapinoe? What? Whoa. The woman was right.

01:07:05.650 --> 01:07:08.289
The soccer legend and basketball star. Yeah,

01:07:08.289 --> 01:07:10.949
I didn't break up after nearly a decade together.

01:07:11.250 --> 01:07:14.630
I did not know that they were scissoring, man.

01:07:14.829 --> 01:07:17.570
I didn't know Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe were

01:07:17.570 --> 01:07:25.010
dating. In a joint April 17th Instagram statement,

01:07:25.190 --> 01:07:27.670
the sports star is right. After a lot of thought,

01:07:27.710 --> 01:07:30.269
we've made the decision to separate as a couple.

01:07:33.989 --> 01:07:40.130
Lori Loughlin debuts her latest hair transformation.

01:07:46.909 --> 01:07:50.849
On April 16th, the Full House alum attends LACMA's

01:07:50.849 --> 01:07:53.869
opening gala for the David Geffen Galleries,

01:07:54.110 --> 01:07:57.090
sporting a short bob with bae. All right, so

01:07:57.090 --> 01:07:59.250
she's looking hot there. Can you tell I'm not

01:07:59.250 --> 01:08:01.050
trying to be here all day? I'm at my childhood

01:08:01.050 --> 01:08:04.610
house. You don't know what's going to happen.

01:08:04.989 --> 01:08:07.650
MS attacks your nervous system. I have infusions

01:08:07.650 --> 01:08:09.630
every six months to slow the disease's progress,

01:08:09.829 --> 01:08:12.030
but those infusions kill all the B cells in my

01:08:12.030 --> 01:08:14.750
body, making me prone to infection. Christina,

01:08:14.789 --> 01:08:18.750
who revealed her MS diagnosis in 2021, has reportedly

01:08:18.750 --> 01:08:21.909
been hospitalized since late March. That's around

01:08:21.909 --> 01:08:24.529
the same time her podcast with Jamie Lynn Sigler

01:08:24.529 --> 01:08:27.550
went on hiatus. There will be no new episode

01:08:27.550 --> 01:08:30.609
today. I did not know. Jamie's so freaking hot.

01:08:31.390 --> 01:08:34.949
We will be back in a few weeks. All right. I

01:08:34.949 --> 01:08:36.970
hope it all works out with Christina Applegate.

01:08:37.010 --> 01:08:41.180
She's such a cutie pie. Pope Leo addressed the

01:08:41.180 --> 01:08:43.800
back and forth with President Trump. What an

01:08:43.800 --> 01:08:46.000
embarrassment our orange pedophile president

01:08:46.000 --> 01:08:49.979
is. The Pope saying it's not in his interest

01:08:49.979 --> 01:08:52.260
to debate the president, bringing up his name

01:08:52.260 --> 01:08:55.039
directly to reporters on a plane. All right.

01:08:55.159 --> 01:08:58.539
Good. I like this Pope. I don't like the Catholic

01:08:58.539 --> 01:09:03.380
Church at all. But he seems like a good guy.

01:09:04.319 --> 01:09:09.770
Oh, he totally does. He's from Chicago. Pete

01:09:09.770 --> 01:09:12.829
Davidson is almost tattoo -free. The comedian

01:09:12.829 --> 01:09:15.409
shows off the progress of its years -long tattoo

01:09:15.409 --> 01:09:18.270
removal journey with shockingly bare arms at

01:09:18.270 --> 01:09:21.489
this year's CinemaCon. All right, so he got rid

01:09:21.489 --> 01:09:24.090
of his tattoos. It looks good. He looks clean

01:09:24.090 --> 01:09:27.170
cut! That's right, our pop -start sneak peek,

01:09:27.250 --> 01:09:28.630
guys. And you mentioned at the top of the show,

01:09:28.689 --> 01:09:31.369
Tom Cruise officially flying back into one of

01:09:31.369 --> 01:09:36.720
his most famous roles. All right, I got to skip

01:09:36.720 --> 01:09:38.039
over this because of the copyright, but they're

01:09:38.039 --> 01:09:41.460
making Top Gun 3. Have we really run out of ideas?

01:09:42.319 --> 01:09:48.420
That's all we have. And supposedly there was

01:09:48.420 --> 01:09:56.359
a couple that got into an argument at a basketball

01:09:56.359 --> 01:09:59.220
game. So we have that headline coming up. Donald

01:09:59.220 --> 01:10:01.760
Trump, 70 % of people disapprove of the Iraq

01:10:01.760 --> 01:10:05.279
war. Yeah. Here's Alec Baldwin. Also this morning,

01:10:05.300 --> 01:10:07.579
there is new legal trouble for Alec Baldwin.

01:10:08.279 --> 01:10:11.779
Loser! A judge on Friday ordering the actor to

01:10:11.779 --> 01:10:14.779
face a civil trial over alleged negligence on

01:10:14.779 --> 01:10:17.760
the set of the film Rust. The new complaint coming

01:10:17.760 --> 01:10:19.920
from a crew member who claims the incident caused

01:10:19.920 --> 01:10:22.880
him emotional distress. Baldwin was charged.

01:10:23.100 --> 01:10:25.439
Oh, you're a loser, Alec. And you always be one!

01:10:25.800 --> 01:10:28.539
With manslaughter in 2021. That was five years

01:10:28.539 --> 01:10:32.300
ago. Jesus Christ. Wow, that was a long time

01:10:32.300 --> 01:10:34.600
ago. And I guess a couple got into an argument

01:10:34.600 --> 01:10:37.960
at a basketball game. Oh, you know, it's her

01:10:37.960 --> 01:10:45.119
time of the month. What else do we have here?

01:10:45.880 --> 01:10:51.340
Here's Jay Leno on Turning 76. I met Byron when

01:10:51.340 --> 01:10:54.579
he was 14, and he was a comedy writer. And Letterman

01:10:54.579 --> 01:10:57.420
and I had a job writing jokes for Jimmy Walker.

01:10:57.939 --> 01:11:01.159
Dynamite! We were like in our 20s at the time.

01:11:01.220 --> 01:11:03.000
It just makes me laugh that he's become this

01:11:03.000 --> 01:11:05.460
huge titan of the industry. And he was a good

01:11:05.460 --> 01:11:08.140
joke writer too. Just last week, CBS announced

01:11:08.140 --> 01:11:10.760
Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen will replace

01:11:10.760 --> 01:11:12.779
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert starring...

01:11:12.779 --> 01:11:15.300
It's basically broken entertainment. It's basically

01:11:15.300 --> 01:11:18.340
like 1025, The Bone, on the weekend on the other

01:11:18.340 --> 01:11:20.680
stations. They're just, you know, making money.

01:11:23.350 --> 01:11:25.649
Twelve years after Jay Leno left late night,

01:11:25.770 --> 01:11:28.489
he's making a TV return on Jeff Dunham's series,

01:11:28.609 --> 01:11:31.130
The Cars That Drove Us, airing now on Discovery.

01:11:31.609 --> 01:11:33.949
They were determined to be the number one sports

01:11:33.949 --> 01:11:36.090
car in America. This is actually the closest

01:11:36.090 --> 01:11:39.109
I've ever stood to Jay Leno. It's really uncomfortable.

01:11:39.409 --> 01:11:42.590
Jeff Dunham's really aged. You actually smell

01:11:42.590 --> 01:11:45.390
really good. Where's your dumb puppet? In just

01:11:45.390 --> 01:11:48.479
over two weeks, I kill you. Remember that? Night

01:11:48.479 --> 01:11:51.859
legend turns 76 and he's already joking about

01:11:51.859 --> 01:11:54.420
how he wants to be remembered. I wish when I

01:11:54.420 --> 01:11:57.159
die I could live just long enough to when they

01:11:57.159 --> 01:11:59.020
show it on Entertainment Tonight and they play

01:11:59.020 --> 01:12:01.359
the theme song Slow J. Don't have died today.

01:12:04.060 --> 01:12:08.020
I know Letterman fans don't like him, but I like

01:12:08.020 --> 01:12:13.159
him. If you like me. had no idea who david or

01:12:13.159 --> 01:12:16.880
d4vd is before this body was found in the trunk

01:12:16.880 --> 01:12:19.739
of his car let me catch you up popular singer

01:12:19.739 --> 01:12:22.260
david arrested in connection to the death of

01:12:22.260 --> 01:12:26.579
a loser teenage girl seen in this footage obtained

01:12:26.579 --> 01:12:34.539
by the california post This TMZ video capturing

01:12:34.539 --> 01:12:37.399
the tense moments when LAPD officers made the

01:12:37.399 --> 01:12:39.699
arrest at his home. That had to be a gentleman

01:12:39.699 --> 01:12:42.300
pumping to get that thug. In the Hollywood Hills.

01:12:42.439 --> 01:12:44.800
His music's so soulless, too. It's just garbage.

01:12:47.159 --> 01:12:50.619
All right, so that's him for killing Celeste

01:12:50.619 --> 01:12:54.380
Rivas. Rest in peace, princess. Sorry that happened

01:12:54.380 --> 01:12:59.710
to you. Mm -hmm. Ice Spice is speaking out. Two

01:12:59.710 --> 01:13:02.050
days after the rapper was attacked, while enjoying

01:13:02.050 --> 01:13:04.789
a meal at a McDonald's in Hollywood per footage

01:13:04.789 --> 01:13:13.350
obtained by TMZ, Ice breaks her silence. Making

01:13:13.350 --> 01:13:16.210
light of the April 15th altercation, Ice writes

01:13:16.210 --> 01:13:19.489
on X April 17th alongside a snippet of the video,

01:13:19.729 --> 01:13:22.689
This Wouldn't Happen at a Wendy's. In the video,

01:13:22.869 --> 01:13:28.269
the 26 -year -old was seen sitting fighting,

01:13:28.269 --> 01:13:31.189
especially at the ghetto ones. Being in a booth

01:13:31.189 --> 01:13:33.890
alongside a friend inside the fast food chain.

01:13:34.250 --> 01:13:37.270
There's them. And then there's this video right

01:13:37.270 --> 01:13:40.029
here. I thought this was such a double standard.

01:13:41.029 --> 01:13:44.409
If a man beats up a woman, he gets charges. Oh,

01:13:44.409 --> 01:13:47.949
but with Taylor Frankie Paul, the beautiful woman

01:13:47.949 --> 01:13:51.729
does it. She gets away with it. Man, fuck that.

01:13:52.810 --> 01:13:55.810
If she's in a really bad place, I don't actually

01:13:55.810 --> 01:13:58.710
feel safe at all with that. That's Dakota Mortensen

01:13:58.710 --> 01:14:01.810
talking to Draper, Utah police on March 19th

01:14:01.810 --> 01:14:04.149
about an alleged incident that occurred on February

01:14:04.149 --> 01:14:07.869
23rd. I never, ever, ever want to hear women

01:14:07.869 --> 01:14:11.310
talk about double standards, about how hard they

01:14:11.310 --> 01:14:13.890
have it. They're getting paid more in the workplace.

01:14:14.430 --> 01:14:17.670
And you know what else is going on? Mm -hmm.

01:14:18.149 --> 01:14:21.210
Is the fact that they get away with doing things

01:14:21.210 --> 01:14:24.869
like that. It's ridiculous. She beat the crap

01:14:24.869 --> 01:14:27.569
out of him. Now, do I think he's a saint? No,

01:14:27.710 --> 01:14:31.130
not at all. I think he's a scumbag as well. But

01:14:31.130 --> 01:14:33.729
don't ever cry to me when you are allowed to

01:14:33.729 --> 01:14:37.600
beat up a man. You're a loser. It's just some

01:14:37.600 --> 01:14:39.220
of the footage released from the investigation

01:14:39.220 --> 01:14:41.939
into one of the alleged domestic assault incidents.

01:14:42.319 --> 01:14:45.300
NBC legal analyst Misty Maris explains while

01:14:45.300 --> 01:14:48.399
that alleged altercation was recent, statute

01:14:48.399 --> 01:14:50.680
of limitations also came into play in regard

01:14:50.680 --> 01:14:53.619
to charges. I hate statute of limitations. That

01:14:53.619 --> 01:14:58.069
thug T .I. and his stupid hat. hang of a life.

01:14:58.250 --> 01:15:00.369
You know, we're doing a bunch of sketchy things

01:15:00.369 --> 01:15:03.689
sexually and statute of limitations saved them.

01:15:03.770 --> 01:15:05.930
I think that's one of the worst things we have

01:15:05.930 --> 01:15:09.090
in America. Being filed. Anything that happened

01:15:09.090 --> 01:15:13.649
over two years ago cannot be charged. What? That's

01:15:13.649 --> 01:15:16.550
so stupid. No one in the world laughs at us.

01:15:17.289 --> 01:15:19.270
Anything else. I don't believe that would happen

01:15:19.270 --> 01:15:22.930
to a man. No, I really don't. That happened within

01:15:22.930 --> 01:15:26.229
this two year span. Investigators and prosecutors

01:15:26.229 --> 01:15:29.310
said that there was not enough evidence. What?

01:15:29.449 --> 01:15:32.109
Not enough evidence? She was whipping the fucking

01:15:32.109 --> 01:15:35.869
barstool ahead on video. Now, if you didn't have

01:15:35.869 --> 01:15:38.409
the video, that's different. But we saw that

01:15:38.409 --> 01:15:42.310
psychopathic moron doing it in front of her daughter.

01:15:42.670 --> 01:15:46.710
Are you out of your mind? This is women protecting

01:15:46.710 --> 01:15:49.890
women, the same women that claim they want equal

01:15:49.890 --> 01:15:53.159
rights and that they're fair. Until it's time

01:15:53.159 --> 01:15:57.119
for them to face the same trouble mad face. Ridiculous.

01:15:57.899 --> 01:16:00.619
Corroboration of either person's story. You're

01:16:00.619 --> 01:16:03.460
a loser, Taylor. I don't care how freaking hot

01:16:03.460 --> 01:16:06.460
you are. You're a sociopath. To actually move

01:16:06.460 --> 01:16:08.800
forward with criminal charges. All right. Well,

01:16:08.819 --> 01:16:11.340
protect the woman all you want. I never ever.

01:16:11.460 --> 01:16:15.479
Oh, no. We have it so hard. You have it better

01:16:15.479 --> 01:16:19.119
than ever. Hot ass girls get jobs in radio because

01:16:19.119 --> 01:16:22.850
they're hot. Okay. And I'm not making it about

01:16:22.850 --> 01:16:24.750
me right now. I'm just saying in the job, hot

01:16:24.750 --> 01:16:28.510
girls are getting jobs. So shut your ass. Shut

01:16:28.510 --> 01:16:34.470
up. Enough of it. Now. Oh, it's so hard being

01:16:34.470 --> 01:16:37.229
a woman in 2020. No, it's actually hard being

01:16:37.229 --> 01:16:40.090
a man. Because when you get beat up, no one gives

01:16:40.090 --> 01:16:45.050
a shit. Oh, wow. This really escalated, didn't

01:16:45.050 --> 01:16:49.010
it? What a sussy uphand. You know, though, in

01:16:49.010 --> 01:16:51.890
bed, she brings the ruckus. I mean, at least

01:16:51.890 --> 01:16:55.670
she has, you know, some sort of talent. She can

01:16:55.670 --> 01:17:22.970
provide something to the world. And we'll call

01:17:22.970 --> 01:17:27.449
it a day. The semen was so big. As a reminder,

01:17:27.670 --> 01:17:29.710
if you don't feel like listening to this next

01:17:29.710 --> 01:17:32.449
song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of

01:17:32.449 --> 01:17:35.109
Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick

01:17:35.109 --> 01:17:38.869
around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour

01:17:38.869 --> 01:17:42.170
will be right back. Oops. We're going to play

01:17:42.170 --> 01:17:44.090
some music in a little bit. We're going to hang

01:17:44.090 --> 01:17:46.670
out or whatever. I'm still getting used to recording

01:17:46.670 --> 01:17:50.529
in my childhood room. also known as the spank

01:17:50.529 --> 01:17:53.229
room because I got spanked in here and then I

01:17:53.229 --> 01:17:57.409
spanked my junk in here later on in life but

01:17:57.409 --> 01:18:01.109
let's discuss my interview with Bob from the

01:18:01.109 --> 01:18:03.949
Bob and Tom show from 11 years ago we will play

01:18:03.949 --> 01:18:06.329
that right now on Hoppy Hour and let me know

01:18:06.329 --> 01:18:14.180
what you think here we go What up? What is happening?

01:18:14.319 --> 01:18:18.739
This is Hoppy Hour. I am your host, Ryan Hoppy.

01:18:19.239 --> 01:18:22.800
And on the phone line from the nationally syndicated

01:18:22.800 --> 01:18:26.279
Bob and Tom show, Bob is on the phone line. What's

01:18:26.279 --> 01:18:29.840
up, man? How you doing, Ryan? I'm doing great,

01:18:29.899 --> 01:18:32.979
man. First of all, I'm a big fan. I used to listen

01:18:32.979 --> 01:18:35.600
to you. I sort of picked up the reception when

01:18:35.600 --> 01:18:39.180
you were on 100 .7 in Illinois, and I would listen

01:18:39.180 --> 01:18:41.840
when I can. So this is an honor to have you on

01:18:41.840 --> 01:18:44.920
Hoppy Hour. Well, thanks very much. It's my pleasure

01:18:44.920 --> 01:18:49.079
to be here. The last two months you were on what

01:18:49.079 --> 01:18:51.760
seemed like a very nice vacation. I saw you and

01:18:51.760 --> 01:18:54.079
your wife Becky would live tweet it, and I was

01:18:54.079 --> 01:18:57.079
a bit jealous. It seemed like a fun time. So

01:18:57.079 --> 01:18:59.779
how was your vacation this summer? Oh, fantastic.

01:19:00.100 --> 01:19:03.960
Our main trip was through the Adirondacks in

01:19:03.960 --> 01:19:06.420
New York. I think most people think New York

01:19:06.420 --> 01:19:09.260
is just a big city, where in fact it's one of

01:19:09.260 --> 01:19:13.960
the most beautiful states in our country. And

01:19:13.960 --> 01:19:16.060
what were some of the best parts about the vacation?

01:19:17.289 --> 01:19:21.609
Uh, let's see, uh, traveling, uh, you know, camping.

01:19:21.710 --> 01:19:24.350
We did a, I guess what you call a little, uh,

01:19:24.850 --> 01:19:28.409
boondocking where you don't need, uh, electricity.

01:19:29.369 --> 01:19:33.670
You just run off of the, I guess the, uh, just

01:19:33.670 --> 01:19:36.850
run off the land and, uh, camp like you used

01:19:36.850 --> 01:19:38.930
to in the, you know, in the old days, but you

01:19:38.930 --> 01:19:40.850
actually have an airstream with you. You don't

01:19:40.850 --> 01:19:43.770
have to sleep on the ground, but, uh, it was,

01:19:43.770 --> 01:19:46.960
uh, it was a great trip. Saw a lot of places

01:19:46.960 --> 01:19:48.619
we had never seen before. That's the beautiful

01:19:48.619 --> 01:19:51.420
thing about traveling on highways. There's so

01:19:51.420 --> 01:19:55.260
much in America to see that we want to see as

01:19:55.260 --> 01:19:58.979
much as we can. That's our goal here in the future.

01:19:59.479 --> 01:20:02.239
Was it one of those things where did the vacation

01:20:02.239 --> 01:20:06.199
begin to drag on? Were you itching to go back

01:20:06.199 --> 01:20:09.659
on the radio or did you love every second? Oh,

01:20:09.659 --> 01:20:14.079
loved every second. Absolutely. Radio is a fantastic

01:20:14.079 --> 01:20:17.439
form of media. I love it with all my heart, but

01:20:17.439 --> 01:20:20.460
I didn't have to wake up at 4 o 'clock in the

01:20:20.460 --> 01:20:23.479
morning, and it was nice to sleep in that long.

01:20:24.000 --> 01:20:28.140
The body really enjoyed it. Does that take a

01:20:28.140 --> 01:20:31.239
toll on you for the last, let's say, like 30

01:20:31.239 --> 01:20:34.819
years to wake up every morning at 4? Or is it

01:20:34.819 --> 01:20:37.039
something where you wake up every day and you

01:20:37.039 --> 01:20:39.560
go, I love my job? Like, how does that work for

01:20:39.560 --> 01:20:44.199
you? When the alarm goes off, it sucks to no

01:20:44.199 --> 01:20:47.920
end. Once you get into the studio, it's fantastic.

01:20:48.380 --> 01:20:50.779
The toughest part, in my opinion, they pay me

01:20:50.779 --> 01:20:56.460
to get out of bed. So I struggle to get out,

01:20:56.520 --> 01:20:59.020
but once you have your shower and a cup of coffee,

01:20:59.119 --> 01:21:01.800
everything's right with the world, and you go

01:21:01.800 --> 01:21:06.319
in and talk about it. People say, oh, you must

01:21:06.319 --> 01:21:10.000
be used to this. No, no, you never are. It is

01:21:10.000 --> 01:21:13.000
hard to get out of bed every morning. What is

01:21:13.000 --> 01:21:16.380
the key to having a great show when you're on

01:21:16.380 --> 01:21:19.180
very little sleep? Because I can imagine it must

01:21:19.180 --> 01:21:21.720
be weird since you're heard in so many cities

01:21:21.720 --> 01:21:24.199
when that mic's on and you're like, crap, I'm

01:21:24.199 --> 01:21:26.560
talking on the radio. Do you ever have that moment?

01:21:27.020 --> 01:21:30.319
Well, you have a good support staff. Yeah. When

01:21:30.319 --> 01:21:33.539
you have Tom, Christy, and Chick, it makes things

01:21:33.539 --> 01:21:36.739
so much easier because they're great broadcasters.

01:21:36.840 --> 01:21:40.319
If one of us is not feeling well, someone else

01:21:40.319 --> 01:21:43.920
picks up. You just keep going. And, yeah, we

01:21:43.920 --> 01:21:46.180
can tell. I mean, we've been together for so

01:21:46.180 --> 01:21:49.500
long. We can tell when somebody is not hitting

01:21:49.500 --> 01:21:55.640
on all eight pistons. So it's a good mix with

01:21:55.640 --> 01:22:00.699
the group. And we know how to, I guess, you know,

01:22:00.699 --> 01:22:03.939
just figure out what the other one's feeling

01:22:03.939 --> 01:22:05.579
that day. If someone's not feeling all well,

01:22:05.659 --> 01:22:08.819
I mean, you kind of step up and help them out.

01:22:09.390 --> 01:22:12.409
What is it about everyone on your team that is

01:22:12.409 --> 01:22:15.890
so special? How have you guys made it work for

01:22:15.890 --> 01:22:20.369
so long? Well, everybody brings it to the show,

01:22:20.510 --> 01:22:25.250
and if you have a problem outside, you don't

01:22:25.250 --> 01:22:27.909
bring it into the studio. You come in and do

01:22:27.909 --> 01:22:51.000
your... You can't walk out being, say, a court

01:22:51.000 --> 01:22:55.140
jester and not be funny. If you're not funny,

01:22:55.479 --> 01:22:58.220
you're not going to, well, that's off of your

01:22:58.220 --> 01:23:05.300
head, I think. So it's, I don't know, it's just

01:23:05.300 --> 01:23:08.779
a good group of people who are professionals

01:23:08.779 --> 01:23:12.079
and, you know, we know what we're being paid

01:23:12.079 --> 01:23:16.930
to do. How did you meet everybody on The Bob

01:23:16.930 --> 01:23:21.229
and Tom Show? I met Tom in Petoskey, Michigan.

01:23:21.890 --> 01:23:28.069
I was working at a radio station, WMBN in Petoskey.

01:23:28.569 --> 01:23:34.630
And it was FM, AM. The AM was WPZ. Pardon me.

01:23:34.670 --> 01:23:38.550
And I wasn't making a whole lot of money because

01:23:38.550 --> 01:23:42.130
it was small -time radio. And I attended bar

01:23:42.130 --> 01:23:47.600
at night. the income. And Tom came in after a

01:23:47.600 --> 01:23:50.760
Jay Giles concert, and I served him a drink,

01:23:50.760 --> 01:23:53.479
and we started talking, and he came by the station

01:23:53.479 --> 01:23:58.399
the next day, spoke with my owner general manager,

01:23:58.640 --> 01:24:03.600
and she hired him as my program director. And

01:24:03.600 --> 01:24:08.060
we have been working together ever since. And

01:24:08.060 --> 01:24:12.659
that was in 1980. What was it about Tom that

01:24:12.659 --> 01:24:21.550
drew you in? humor, just he was a good guy, good

01:24:21.550 --> 01:24:24.130
hang. And were there some things you guys would

01:24:24.130 --> 01:24:27.449
do to hang out? When you first began doing a

01:24:27.449 --> 01:24:30.210
show, I feel like you guys don't know each other

01:24:30.210 --> 01:24:33.909
that much, so would you guys hang out outside

01:24:33.909 --> 01:24:36.350
of the show to get to know each other? Oh, yeah,

01:24:36.390 --> 01:24:38.409
we did that for quite a while. In fact, after

01:24:38.409 --> 01:24:44.069
the first year, we ended up being roommates.

01:25:03.560 --> 01:25:09.319
because we never intended to be in radio. It

01:25:09.319 --> 01:25:13.140
was a total mistake for us. I walked into a radio

01:25:13.140 --> 01:25:21.039
station, the MBN and WPZ, and my knowledge of

01:25:21.039 --> 01:25:23.560
radio was zilch, and I walked in and asked if

01:25:23.560 --> 01:25:25.520
they needed someone to spin records for the disc

01:25:25.520 --> 01:25:42.550
jockey. It was a total fluke. And meeting Tom

01:25:42.550 --> 01:25:45.069
was a total fluke. And having a morning show

01:25:45.069 --> 01:25:47.390
was a total fluke. Never something that we prepared

01:25:47.390 --> 01:25:52.250
for in life. It just happened. And I don't know

01:25:52.250 --> 01:25:56.689
if that was the key to our success, but it certainly

01:25:56.689 --> 01:25:59.289
helped. Who are some people that have helped

01:25:59.289 --> 01:26:02.109
you and Tom in maybe giving you guys some advice

01:26:02.109 --> 01:26:04.470
through all these years? Were there some, like,

01:26:04.470 --> 01:26:07.010
radio consultants? Or were there people that

01:26:07.010 --> 01:26:10.000
just kind of helped you along the way? No, it

01:26:10.000 --> 01:26:13.819
was since we started in small -time radio, we

01:26:13.819 --> 01:26:16.960
kind of, we had a, there was a guy that when

01:26:16.960 --> 01:26:20.039
I first got hired by Gary Buffington, he was

01:26:20.039 --> 01:26:21.859
a great guy, had been on radio forever, named

01:26:21.859 --> 01:26:24.659
Tom Chorley. And Tom showed me all the robes

01:26:24.659 --> 01:26:27.779
of what you do and what you don't do. And so

01:26:27.779 --> 01:26:31.979
I learned, you know, I guess it was kind of an

01:26:31.979 --> 01:26:34.819
on -air internship, although I was being paid,

01:26:35.000 --> 01:26:38.600
to learn radio. And the same thing happened with

01:26:38.600 --> 01:26:42.340
Tom. Well, he was in Delanda, Florida. He was

01:26:42.340 --> 01:26:45.979
on air for a year there. So we both learned what

01:26:45.979 --> 01:26:51.260
radio was. And when we had finally met and we

01:26:51.260 --> 01:26:54.920
started goofing around in the air, we knew what

01:26:54.920 --> 01:26:58.060
the rules were and what they weren't and what

01:26:58.060 --> 01:27:02.180
we could do and what we couldn't. And it just

01:27:02.180 --> 01:27:04.800
happened. We were just two guys who wanted to

01:27:04.800 --> 01:27:16.579
make people laugh. to the large 100 ,000 -watt

01:27:16.579 --> 01:27:21.920
radio station in Petoskey. It was WJML. And we

01:27:21.920 --> 01:27:25.420
did mornings, and we just kicked ass. It was

01:27:25.420 --> 01:27:27.479
a lot of fun, and there were consultants who

01:27:27.479 --> 01:27:32.340
would tell us, hey, you're doing it wrong. But,

01:27:32.539 --> 01:27:37.359
you know, we were making people laugh. And when

01:27:37.359 --> 01:27:40.979
the ratings came out, the day after the consultant,

01:27:44.399 --> 01:27:47.920
a 44 share in the morning oh my goodness yeah

01:27:47.920 --> 01:27:51.979
and i was like what we're doing it wrong and

01:27:51.979 --> 01:27:55.460
next you know we're we're getting offers for

01:27:55.460 --> 01:27:58.039
out from around the country to to go places and

01:27:58.039 --> 01:28:04.060
we got hired at uh wfbq in indianapolis and that

01:28:04.060 --> 01:28:06.600
was in 1983 and we have been there ever since

01:28:06.600 --> 01:28:10.420
what is the key to having great ratings all these

01:28:10.420 --> 01:28:13.060
years, especially since you've been at the same

01:28:13.060 --> 01:28:16.819
place all these years? Program content, making

01:28:16.819 --> 01:28:23.659
your people laugh, making them, just keeping

01:28:23.659 --> 01:28:25.439
them abreast of what's going on in the world

01:28:25.439 --> 01:28:27.479
today, making fun of what's going on in the world

01:28:27.479 --> 01:28:40.239
today, just giving them... You know, make them

01:28:40.239 --> 01:28:42.000
happy to get in their car and take a listen.

01:28:43.579 --> 01:28:48.060
If I knew exactly what it was, I would be the

01:28:48.060 --> 01:28:51.159
richest man in radio, but I don't. I don't know.

01:28:51.920 --> 01:28:56.699
It's just the main thing is to, I guess, make

01:28:56.699 --> 01:28:59.600
your listeners happy, if that's what you're intending

01:28:59.600 --> 01:29:04.619
to be. If you're intending to be a news broadcaster,

01:29:04.680 --> 01:29:06.239
well, you have to broadcast the news, and you

01:29:06.239 --> 01:29:11.470
have to do it, I guess, a way to entertain and

01:29:11.470 --> 01:29:15.109
inform is the key to good ratings, in my opinion.

01:29:15.409 --> 01:29:18.250
How did it feel when you guys went from just

01:29:18.250 --> 01:29:21.529
being on in Indianapolis to then being syndicated?

01:29:21.670 --> 01:29:28.069
How did that work? Well, we had done 60 comedy

01:29:28.069 --> 01:29:33.010
albums, and there was, I guess, a survey in the

01:29:33.010 --> 01:29:36.489
radio industry asking who was the most stolen

01:29:36.489 --> 01:29:38.569
from show and radio, and it turned out to be

01:29:38.569 --> 01:29:42.420
us. We would put these comedy albums out, and

01:29:42.420 --> 01:29:45.159
disc jockeys around the country would grab them,

01:29:45.199 --> 01:29:47.819
and they'd play little pieces of it, but never

01:29:47.819 --> 01:29:50.899
give us credit, or they would take one of the

01:29:50.899 --> 01:29:56.800
bits on the album and re -record it and claim

01:29:56.800 --> 01:30:00.640
it was theirs. So we decided, hey, if we're the

01:30:00.640 --> 01:30:03.619
most stolen from show, well, why don't we try

01:30:03.619 --> 01:30:09.859
syndicating and see Frank Wood out of Cincinnati

01:30:09.859 --> 01:30:15.760
had just acquired our radio station. It was Broadcast

01:30:15.760 --> 01:30:18.199
Alchemy. It was the name of his company. And

01:30:18.199 --> 01:30:21.560
he goes, hey, why don't we get this syndication

01:30:21.560 --> 01:30:26.300
thing started? So we started with Evansville,

01:30:26.340 --> 01:30:30.180
Indiana and Fort Wayne, Indiana, just to stay

01:30:30.180 --> 01:30:37.520
with us. And it spread like wildfire. to 150

01:30:37.520 --> 01:30:40.520
affiliates in about two years. How does that

01:30:40.520 --> 01:30:43.760
feel? Does it seem like real life? Or does it

01:30:43.760 --> 01:30:46.600
just seem like something that is fake? When you

01:30:46.600 --> 01:30:51.119
go from having two towns to 150, what is that

01:30:51.119 --> 01:30:54.020
like, Bob? Well, you know what? You don't realize.

01:30:54.539 --> 01:31:07.010
I still don't realize. web with it, so it was

01:31:07.010 --> 01:31:09.810
amazing. But you're sitting in a room with three

01:31:09.810 --> 01:31:13.329
other people, and all you do is talk with them

01:31:13.329 --> 01:31:16.329
every morning, and that's what radio is to me.

01:31:16.550 --> 01:31:19.890
I don't think of it as how many people are listening.

01:31:20.010 --> 01:31:22.789
I think of it as I go to the studio in the morning

01:31:22.789 --> 01:31:26.449
and have the time of my life. So I don't even

01:31:26.449 --> 01:31:30.449
think about how many cities we're in. It's just

01:31:30.449 --> 01:31:32.909
go in there, and I try to make Tom, Christy,

01:31:32.909 --> 01:31:36.119
and Chick laugh as best I can. And now when you

01:31:36.119 --> 01:31:38.699
are syndicated in all these different cities,

01:31:38.779 --> 01:31:41.859
were you ever worried about the ratings in each

01:31:41.859 --> 01:31:44.880
town? Or was it one of those things where you

01:31:44.880 --> 01:31:48.159
just said, I'll just keep doing my show and hope

01:31:48.159 --> 01:31:50.819
for the best? Yeah, you just keep doing the show.

01:31:51.460 --> 01:31:56.420
And when you move into a new city, it takes a

01:31:56.420 --> 01:31:58.279
while for people to change their morning habits.

01:31:59.060 --> 01:32:02.159
They're used to what used to be the rock station,

01:32:02.260 --> 01:32:05.479
and many people complain. music they once had.

01:32:06.159 --> 01:32:08.920
And it takes a while for everyone to change,

01:32:09.180 --> 01:32:13.359
you know, how they wake up. And once they get

01:32:13.359 --> 01:32:16.000
a little hint of what's going on, they want,

01:32:16.079 --> 01:32:18.439
oh, let me try that again. I'll try it again.

01:32:18.720 --> 01:32:22.939
And it usually takes one to two years to get

01:32:22.939 --> 01:32:29.939
decent ratings in a city. And so far, we've had

01:32:55.020 --> 01:32:59.979
carte blanche to make fun of others. That's what

01:32:59.979 --> 01:33:06.659
we do. You don't change to hopefully be big in

01:33:06.659 --> 01:33:08.939
one city and small in the others. You make it

01:33:08.939 --> 01:33:12.220
all the same. What are some of the most diehard

01:33:12.220 --> 01:33:15.159
cities that you guys are syndicated in where

01:33:15.159 --> 01:33:19.260
these fans are just so loyal? Believe it or not,

01:33:19.300 --> 01:33:22.659
every one of them. We have the best listeners

01:33:22.659 --> 01:33:29.460
in the world. People who know who we are. It

01:33:29.460 --> 01:33:34.800
still blows me away that this happened. It's

01:33:34.800 --> 01:33:39.100
just hard to believe at times. What is it about

01:33:39.100 --> 01:33:42.140
your fan base that is so great? Why are they

01:33:42.140 --> 01:33:45.840
the best in the world? They're, in my opinion,

01:33:45.840 --> 01:33:50.460
smart, funny. They're educated. They're uneducated.

01:33:50.479 --> 01:33:54.739
They're just well -rounded people who all they

01:33:54.739 --> 01:34:01.810
want, you know, they can be. is a good laugh.

01:34:01.989 --> 01:34:05.109
And everybody wants a good laugh. You've had

01:34:05.109 --> 01:34:08.729
so many great moments over these years on the

01:34:08.729 --> 01:34:11.390
Bob and Tom show. What are some that come to

01:34:11.390 --> 01:34:15.050
your mind? Well, the biggest for me is having

01:34:15.050 --> 01:34:18.250
the opportunity to interview Paul McCartney one

01:34:18.250 --> 01:34:23.430
-on -one. That was, you know, a huge, huge Beatles

01:34:23.430 --> 01:34:27.750
fan. And having that moment, it was just, you

01:34:27.750 --> 01:34:38.199
know, me and Paul. What is that like when you

01:34:38.199 --> 01:34:41.319
walk into the room and there he is, Sir Paul

01:34:41.319 --> 01:34:44.460
McCartney? Did it seem like real life? Were you

01:34:44.460 --> 01:34:48.119
nervous? How did this go down? I was nervous,

01:34:48.220 --> 01:34:54.199
and it happened again. I got a phone call from

01:34:54.199 --> 01:34:58.479
our program director the morning of his concert

01:34:58.479 --> 01:35:02.840
here in town. He goes, hey, Bob, would you like

01:35:02.840 --> 01:35:06.470
to interview Paul McCartney? I said, is this

01:35:06.470 --> 01:35:11.989
a joke? And I said, I said, I'd love to. He goes,

01:35:12.029 --> 01:35:16.170
well, be at the arena at, I don't know, probably

01:35:16.170 --> 01:35:17.930
his show was at 8. I had to be there at like

01:35:17.930 --> 01:35:20.850
5 or something. And I'm sitting in this room

01:35:20.850 --> 01:35:24.689
listening to them sound check. I can hear them

01:35:24.689 --> 01:35:27.729
in the distance. And it's over with. And next

01:35:27.729 --> 01:35:29.229
thing you know, the door swings open and there's

01:35:29.229 --> 01:35:33.250
McCartney. And, you know, I was as nervous as

01:35:33.250 --> 01:35:46.170
could be. I mean, what do you ask? and you don't

01:35:46.170 --> 01:35:49.090
bore them to death. So, you know, we had about

01:35:49.090 --> 01:35:54.850
a 15 -minute chat, and, you know, it's still

01:35:54.850 --> 01:35:58.890
as memorable as could be. It was definitely a

01:35:58.890 --> 01:36:00.510
highlight. We've been fortunate enough to meet

01:36:00.510 --> 01:36:04.970
many great celebrities, and you just realize

01:36:04.970 --> 01:36:06.409
that, you know what, these people are just like

01:36:06.409 --> 01:36:09.869
us. They are no different than the rest of us.

01:36:09.930 --> 01:36:12.029
They just have their picture in the paper more

01:36:12.029 --> 01:36:15.390
than we do, that's all. What is the key to having

01:36:15.390 --> 01:36:18.390
a great interview, and what do some people do

01:36:18.390 --> 01:36:21.710
wrong when these interviews go down south real

01:36:21.710 --> 01:36:24.529
fast? Well, be informative. Ask them questions

01:36:24.529 --> 01:36:27.829
that most people don't ask. I mean, we had one

01:36:27.829 --> 01:36:32.350
of my favorite interviews was when we had Michael

01:36:32.350 --> 01:36:36.029
Anthony from Van Halen on, and we started talking

01:36:36.029 --> 01:36:40.130
about him as a kid, finding out more about him

01:36:40.130 --> 01:36:42.289
as a human being. I mean, did you know that he

01:36:42.289 --> 01:36:44.119
was a trumpet player? player in a marching band

01:36:44.119 --> 01:36:47.220
no no that's the kind of stuff you know that

01:36:47.220 --> 01:36:50.260
people want to know more about their celebs that

01:36:50.260 --> 01:36:55.119
you don't see in the tabloids get uh get in there

01:36:55.119 --> 01:37:13.039
and find out about Now, when it comes to interviews,

01:37:13.220 --> 01:37:16.659
you guys are so nice to comedians, giving them

01:37:16.659 --> 01:37:19.420
their big break. How does it feel that you guys

01:37:19.420 --> 01:37:22.880
have helped launch so many radio careers for

01:37:22.880 --> 01:37:26.520
comedians? Well, comedy is what we do and what

01:37:26.520 --> 01:37:29.479
we enjoy. And the one thing that we enjoy just

01:37:29.479 --> 01:37:32.180
as much as our listeners is we love a good laugh.

01:37:32.800 --> 01:37:35.779
And if you're a good comedian, we'll have you

01:37:35.779 --> 01:37:42.659
come on and hang with us. It's amazing. And then

01:37:42.659 --> 01:37:46.500
how many comedians there are that are more like

01:37:46.500 --> 01:37:49.640
actors who have memorized monologues and they

01:37:49.640 --> 01:37:52.619
go out and do a 45 -minute show. The ones who

01:37:52.619 --> 01:37:56.159
are truly funny, that are just naturally funny,

01:37:56.300 --> 01:37:59.399
are the ones that we like hanging out with. And

01:37:59.399 --> 01:38:01.859
they're usually the ones who go on to great success.

01:38:02.939 --> 01:38:05.699
And again, the reason we have them on is because

01:38:05.699 --> 01:38:18.920
we... Who are some of the best comics that you

01:38:18.920 --> 01:38:22.020
guys have had on the Bob and Tom show? Well,

01:38:22.039 --> 01:38:27.359
you go through George Lopez. We got George Lopez.

01:38:28.340 --> 01:38:32.859
We started him when he was just a pup. We were

01:38:32.859 --> 01:38:36.220
his first radio thing, and we had him on as a

01:38:36.220 --> 01:38:39.159
regular. Both Tom and I were part of George's,

01:38:39.199 --> 01:38:42.359
or I should say George was part of Tom's wedding.

01:38:42.739 --> 01:38:45.600
George is an old friend, and he's become a huge

01:38:45.600 --> 01:38:51.949
star. Tim Allen, some of my new favorites are

01:38:51.949 --> 01:38:56.310
Tommy Johnigan, Chad Daniels, Jimmy Pardo. There

01:38:56.310 --> 01:38:58.750
are just so many great people that are out there.

01:38:59.210 --> 01:39:02.369
And we've had hundreds and hundreds of, I should

01:39:02.369 --> 01:39:04.630
say, thousands of comics come through the doors,

01:39:04.729 --> 01:39:08.989
and every one of them are brilliant. There are

01:39:08.989 --> 01:39:11.569
a couple of exceptions, but we're very fortunate.

01:39:18.919 --> 01:39:21.319
And most of them aren't even using their material

01:39:21.319 --> 01:39:23.979
because they're just naturally funny people.

01:39:24.779 --> 01:39:29.159
And it's a blast. I mean, again, it's all about

01:39:29.159 --> 01:39:32.699
the laugh. And now, when did you guys begin putting

01:39:32.699 --> 01:39:38.600
on live comedy shows? Oh, my. That would be more

01:39:38.600 --> 01:39:43.180
of a question for Tom. He and some other folks

01:39:43.180 --> 01:39:50.090
helped get that started. It might have been 10

01:39:50.090 --> 01:39:53.250
years ago. Now, with all the comedians that you

01:39:53.250 --> 01:39:56.569
guys feature at the show, how happy are they

01:39:56.569 --> 01:39:58.729
when they find out that they're not going to

01:39:58.729 --> 01:40:02.170
be at a comedy club for once and in front of

01:40:02.170 --> 01:40:06.090
a live, large audience? Oh, well, for them, it's

01:40:06.090 --> 01:40:08.189
tremendous because they don't have to work Friday

01:40:08.189 --> 01:40:11.130
and Saturday instead of working Wednesday through

01:40:11.130 --> 01:40:15.529
Sunday. So it's a two -city gig, and they're

01:40:15.529 --> 01:40:18.890
in front of usually a sold -out crowd. So, yeah,

01:40:18.970 --> 01:40:21.470
it makes them very happy to be part of it. So

01:40:21.470 --> 01:40:24.109
now here is some big news for the Bob and Tom

01:40:24.109 --> 01:40:27.550
show. You guys are going to be going into the

01:40:27.550 --> 01:40:31.170
Radio Hall of Fame. When did you guys first find

01:40:31.170 --> 01:40:34.329
out that you were going to be nominated? Well,

01:40:34.449 --> 01:40:39.470
I didn't know I was nominated. I found out, believe

01:40:39.470 --> 01:40:43.909
it or not, from a Twitter follower. I'm going,

01:40:44.069 --> 01:40:51.470
what's this all about? that he had on his tweet,

01:40:51.630 --> 01:40:55.310
this I'll be damned, I'm nominated for the Radio

01:40:55.310 --> 01:40:57.970
Hall of Fame. I had no idea. And then when I

01:40:57.970 --> 01:41:02.609
found that out, it was, I think, two or three

01:41:02.609 --> 01:41:04.829
days later that it was confirmed that we were

01:41:04.829 --> 01:41:08.090
indeed being inducted into the Hall of Fame.

01:41:08.130 --> 01:41:13.069
So it's a real, it's still a real shocker. How

01:41:13.069 --> 01:41:16.699
honored are you? Does this make all the work

01:41:16.699 --> 01:41:19.479
that you guys have put in all these years, does

01:41:19.479 --> 01:41:23.060
it just make it even more worth it? Well, yeah,

01:41:23.140 --> 01:41:26.319
it's nice being recognized by your peers, and

01:41:26.319 --> 01:41:33.119
it's still somewhat shocking. I mean, we're just

01:41:33.119 --> 01:41:37.699
hanging out in the studio, yucking it up, and

01:41:37.699 --> 01:41:40.520
all of a sudden now we're Hall of Famers. It's

01:41:40.520 --> 01:41:44.939
kind of weird. Now, it won't be for a few more

01:41:44.939 --> 01:41:47.720
months, but do you see you and Tom going to this

01:41:47.720 --> 01:41:52.460
event? Yeah, it is next month. It's on the 5th

01:41:52.460 --> 01:41:54.520
of November, and yeah, we are definitely attending.

01:41:55.439 --> 01:41:58.460
Because that must be such an honor to have put

01:41:58.460 --> 01:42:01.260
in all this work in radio, and they nominate

01:42:01.260 --> 01:42:04.220
you into the Hall of Fame. Now, for kids like

01:42:04.220 --> 01:42:08.399
me that are breaking into radio in 2015, what

01:42:08.399 --> 01:42:13.449
is some advice you would have for us? Keep your

01:42:13.449 --> 01:42:20.670
listener entertained. It is entertainment. That's

01:42:20.670 --> 01:42:22.550
why people tune in. They love being entertained.

01:42:23.170 --> 01:42:25.470
They love being informed. They love laughing.

01:42:25.729 --> 01:42:27.649
They just want to know what's going on around

01:42:27.649 --> 01:42:31.930
them. And if you can do that, in my opinion,

01:42:31.930 --> 01:42:37.100
that's the recipe for a successful show. And

01:42:37.100 --> 01:42:40.100
now, where do you see radio going the next 10

01:42:40.100 --> 01:42:43.140
years? Because it has changed so much in the

01:42:43.140 --> 01:42:46.880
last decade because of PPM, this and that. So

01:42:46.880 --> 01:42:51.720
what is the future of radio and podcasts? Radio

01:42:51.720 --> 01:42:56.539
and podcasts will be around forever. The one

01:42:56.539 --> 01:43:02.060
thing about, I guess, broadcasting, it's kind

01:43:02.060 --> 01:43:05.770
of like cable and satellite television now. There's

01:43:05.770 --> 01:43:07.970
a thousand channels. Which one do you watch?

01:43:08.329 --> 01:43:11.989
Yeah. I mean, now that there's, you know, there's

01:43:11.989 --> 01:43:14.590
I don't know how many podcasts, ten thousands.

01:43:14.609 --> 01:43:18.430
Which one do you listen to? And radio stations,

01:43:18.569 --> 01:43:22.289
there's there's tens of thousands across the

01:43:22.289 --> 01:43:25.250
country. Which one do you listen to? The one

01:43:25.250 --> 01:43:27.630
you listen to is the one that entertains you

01:43:27.630 --> 01:43:30.890
and you will eventually find it. There's a lot

01:43:30.890 --> 01:43:32.909
to go through. But, you know, I mean, what's

01:43:32.909 --> 01:43:36.829
your your favorite channel on? on Satellite Dish.

01:43:36.909 --> 01:43:40.729
There's one that you always go to, and you'll

01:43:40.729 --> 01:43:45.810
eventually find that broadcast entity that will

01:43:45.810 --> 01:43:51.149
entertain. So there's always room for more, but

01:43:51.149 --> 01:43:53.789
people weed out the bad ones and will find the

01:43:53.789 --> 01:43:57.170
good ones. And now, how much longer do you see

01:43:57.170 --> 01:44:00.090
yourself in radio doing the Bob and Tom show

01:44:00.090 --> 01:44:05.550
each morning? I'll always be in radio. I'm getting

01:44:05.550 --> 01:44:07.789
up in years. I don't know how much stronger my

01:44:07.789 --> 01:44:12.770
body will take it, but I just don't know. Is

01:44:12.770 --> 01:44:14.470
it one of those things where you're just going

01:44:14.470 --> 01:44:16.869
to sort of play it by ear since you love doing

01:44:16.869 --> 01:44:20.109
the show each morning? Yeah, probably. It's just

01:44:20.109 --> 01:44:25.189
right now, I just hope I wake up every morning.

01:44:39.500 --> 01:44:57.829
Well, uh, We are at BobandTom .com and on the

01:44:57.829 --> 01:45:01.949
radio. There's too many to memorize, but our

01:45:01.949 --> 01:45:08.739
mothership is WFBQ Q95 in Indianapolis. And now,

01:45:08.779 --> 01:45:12.899
Bob, my ultimate goal is to be the next outspoken

01:45:12.899 --> 01:45:16.880
person for my generation, and you guys are one

01:45:16.880 --> 01:45:20.460
of my influences. So for you to even call into

01:45:20.460 --> 01:45:24.340
my podcast is an absolute honor. So, Bob, thank

01:45:24.340 --> 01:45:26.399
you so much for being on Hoppy Hour. It means

01:45:26.399 --> 01:45:28.680
the world to me. Well, thanks, Ryan, for inviting

01:45:28.680 --> 01:45:31.520
me, and great success to you and your future,

01:45:31.600 --> 01:45:36.720
and radio is red hot. Thank you, Bob. Have a

01:45:36.720 --> 01:45:39.840
good rest of the day. Bye -bye. And that was

01:45:39.840 --> 01:45:44.779
Bob from the Bob and Tom show. I'm in awe that

01:45:44.779 --> 01:45:49.140
he would even consider doing the interview. What

01:45:49.140 --> 01:45:52.260
happened was I sent him a tweet. I sent a lot

01:45:52.260 --> 01:45:55.840
of people tweets, celebrities, you know, big

01:45:55.840 --> 01:45:58.460
time radio names. Like I've sent them to Howard.

01:45:58.960 --> 01:46:01.579
And you don't even think there's a chance in

01:46:01.579 --> 01:46:04.180
hell that they would even come on your show.

01:46:04.380 --> 01:46:08.279
But when I saw Bob tweet at me, yeah. I would

01:46:08.279 --> 01:46:12.140
love to. Let's make that happen. I can't explain

01:46:12.140 --> 01:46:15.939
how pumped I was. and how much that meant to

01:46:15.939 --> 01:46:19.479
me being a 22 -year -old trying to break into

01:46:19.479 --> 01:46:22.659
this business, being a 22 -year -old that has

01:46:22.659 --> 01:46:25.079
loved this business since I was in fourth grade.

01:46:25.239 --> 01:46:29.600
I remember they were on 100 .7 in Joliet, Illinois.

01:46:30.020 --> 01:46:32.739
But the thing was, I lived in the Chicagoland

01:46:32.739 --> 01:46:35.020
area, and that's a different city in Illinois.

01:46:35.239 --> 01:46:38.380
So I would barely pick up the reception on the

01:46:38.380 --> 01:46:40.899
Bob and Tom show. But each morning that I listened

01:46:40.899 --> 01:46:45.050
to it, I absolutely loved it. Also, I respect

01:46:45.050 --> 01:46:48.930
the longevity and the classiness that they have

01:46:48.930 --> 01:46:51.569
brought to radio and the fact that they never

01:46:51.569 --> 01:46:55.239
resort to exploitation. or making fun of people.

01:46:55.300 --> 01:46:58.319
The fact that he just wants to entertain people,

01:46:58.439 --> 01:47:00.800
like he said, if it's someone working in an office

01:47:00.800 --> 01:47:04.079
or if it's someone that's digging a ditch, that

01:47:04.079 --> 01:47:07.199
he just wants to entertain them and to keep them

01:47:07.199 --> 01:47:11.000
entertained each and every morning as they go

01:47:11.000 --> 01:47:14.380
about their nine to five job. So the fact that

01:47:14.380 --> 01:47:17.479
Bob would even come on the show means the world

01:47:17.479 --> 01:47:21.500
to me. This has been Hoppy Hour. I am your host,

01:47:21.579 --> 01:47:26.680
Ryan Hoppy. saying peace out. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy

01:47:26.680 --> 01:47:33.439
Hour. This is an official broadcast of Hoppy

01:47:33.439 --> 01:47:35.579
Radio. For more info, check out hoppyradio .com

01:47:35.579 --> 01:47:43.960
and hoppysworld .com. Fun times in Cleveland

01:47:43.960 --> 01:47:48.140
again. Still Cleveland. Come on down to Cleveland

01:47:48.140 --> 01:47:51.920
Town, everyone. Under construction since 1868.

01:48:00.539 --> 01:48:04.899
This guy has at least two DUIs. Flaps look like

01:48:04.899 --> 01:48:07.680
a Scooby -Doo ghost town. Don't slow down in

01:48:07.680 --> 01:48:10.899
East Cleveland or you'll die. Our economy's based

01:48:10.899 --> 01:48:14.159
on LeBron James. Buy a house for the price of

01:48:14.159 --> 01:48:17.500
a VCR. Our main export is crippling depression.

01:48:18.039 --> 01:48:29.159
They used to harbor it here. Keep people from

01:48:29.159 --> 01:48:30.960
looking at their own lives and realizing how

01:48:30.960 --> 01:48:36.159
bad they actually got, you know? I mean, if you

01:48:36.159 --> 01:48:38.720
couldn't get drunk and paint yourself orange

01:48:38.720 --> 01:48:42.399
and brown every Sunday, you might realize, I

01:48:42.399 --> 01:48:48.399
live in Cleveland. How the hell did this happen?

01:48:48.880 --> 01:48:54.210
Did I used to eat beans? You look around at your

01:48:54.210 --> 01:48:55.850
tiny little house that you can't afford because

01:48:55.850 --> 01:48:57.970
of the mortgage crisis and your horrible little

01:48:57.970 --> 01:49:00.090
sloppy kids who will have diabetes by the time

01:49:00.090 --> 01:49:01.590
they're eight because they live on corn syrup

01:49:01.590 --> 01:49:05.710
and lye. And then you look at your big bloated

01:49:05.710 --> 01:49:07.590
mess of a wife and she waddles over to you with

01:49:07.590 --> 01:49:09.729
her front butt spilling out over the top of her

01:49:09.729 --> 01:49:12.789
ass and she's like, I'm going to go shoot myself

01:49:12.789 --> 01:49:20.170
and my pregnant 12 -year -old daughter. Do you

01:49:20.170 --> 01:49:22.090
regret anything that you said about Cleveland?

01:49:22.310 --> 01:49:28.100
I just don't know. You think Cleveland's cool?

01:49:28.220 --> 01:49:30.159
I mean, I never heard anybody say, I'm going

01:49:30.159 --> 01:49:34.479
to Cleveland on vacation. What's so cool about

01:49:34.479 --> 01:49:40.920
Cleveland? Cleveland sucks. Cleveland sucks.

01:50:04.439 --> 01:50:08.359
Whether you're white, or black, or Sasquatch

01:50:08.359 --> 01:50:12.020
even. As long as you follow your dreams, no matter

01:50:12.020 --> 01:50:15.539
how crazy or against the law it is. Except for

01:50:15.539 --> 01:50:18.939
Sasquatch. Because Sasquatch rules are different.

01:50:19.119 --> 01:50:22.920
Forgetting me, what? I'm a circus freak. That's

01:50:22.920 --> 01:50:26.560
all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one

01:50:26.560 --> 01:50:28.359
of those guys who can't wait to get to work in

01:50:28.359 --> 01:50:59.380
the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! So if

01:50:59.380 --> 01:51:01.739
there's a few bucks left over, you know, go get

01:51:01.739 --> 01:51:21.170
something nice. A little toning, six beers, this

01:51:21.170 --> 01:51:51.060
whole f***ing fuck you ate a chicken. Dr. Quinn.

01:51:51.800 --> 01:51:54.800
I just thought that was a nickname. You know,

01:51:54.800 --> 01:51:59.439
like Dr. Gray. He's a stud. God, you're stupid.

01:52:03.659 --> 01:52:08.319
God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What

01:52:08.319 --> 01:52:10.340
is it now, Hooper? Have you turned on the TV

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lately? No, why? We love sackflashers! Oh, it's

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a sack -a -sack! Order now and get sackflashers,

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us, get us free sackflashers, full sack. Operators

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are standing by. You'll be nuts to pass up on

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this offer. I mean, someone at church? In a nightlight

01:52:48.800 --> 01:52:55.100
or something? Ooh! Now, that's a good... No,

01:52:55.180 --> 01:52:58.119
not that specific. But why? That's how I met

01:52:58.119 --> 01:53:01.619
your great -grandpappy. Oh, he loves him a good

01:53:01.619 --> 01:53:03.560
butt hole. I told you not, never, ever, not,

01:53:03.619 --> 01:53:05.979
no, damn, don't, never, verbulate that man's

01:53:05.979 --> 01:53:08.600
name in the house again. I don't think you said

01:53:08.600 --> 01:53:11.600
his name. Some of us were a little too busy paying

01:53:11.600 --> 01:53:14.920
to exchange business cards. Don't you go Facebook

01:53:14.920 --> 01:53:17.279
him on the iBox, neither. Sheriff says you race

01:53:17.279 --> 01:53:19.159
him down hell down to the library. Yeah, you

01:53:19.159 --> 01:53:22.140
know I did. You're going... No, you don't go

01:53:22.140 --> 01:53:30.800
at all. A real live robot? Or is that some kind

01:53:30.800 --> 01:53:34.479
of cheesy New Year's costume? Bite my shiny metal

01:53:34.479 --> 01:53:38.199
ass. It doesn't look so shiny to me. Shiner than

01:53:38.199 --> 01:54:16.220
yours, meatbag. Uh -huh. And that is that. Poppy

01:54:16.220 --> 01:54:24.840
Hour. Poppy Hour. It's time for Poppy in the

01:54:24.840 --> 01:54:31.680
morning. RyanHockeyRadio .com Poppy Hour will

01:54:31.680 --> 01:54:34.100
be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.

01:54:45.710 --> 01:54:47.630
a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

01:54:47.630 --> 01:54:50.329
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

01:54:50.329 --> 01:54:53.029
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

01:54:53.289 --> 01:55:23.949
so stick around, folks. Blow the candles out

01:55:23.949 --> 01:55:28.270
Blow the candles out Blow the candles out Sagittarius

01:55:28.270 --> 01:55:31.189
birthday November 27th You'll be like that until

01:55:31.189 --> 01:55:33.789
I end up in money heaven They be thinkin' they

01:55:33.789 --> 01:55:35.350
be claimin' and torturin' with the bullshit they

01:55:35.350 --> 01:55:37.630
handin' now To the twist and make a wish and

01:55:37.630 --> 01:55:40.949
Blow the candles out Blow the candles out I'ma

01:55:40.949 --> 01:55:42.250
come with the pants and the shirt and the shoes

01:55:42.250 --> 01:55:43.590
and the hat with the shades and the chain and

01:55:43.590 --> 01:55:45.130
the watch is the reason I be standin' now That's

01:55:45.130 --> 01:55:50.069
well It's Costa Vida, y 'all. Come on, everybody.

01:55:50.210 --> 01:57:08.399
It's Costa Vida. This bad new Gucci bag matching

01:57:08.399 --> 01:57:11.579
Gucci pumps. Shoes matching the belt. Skirt matching

01:57:11.579 --> 01:57:14.199
the blouse. Chain matching the rag. Yeah, I'm

01:57:14.199 --> 01:57:17.060
doing my thing. Got, got so many haters. Why

01:57:17.060 --> 01:57:19.579
is so many haters? It's like a mental patient.

01:57:19.720 --> 01:57:22.039
I floss like a dentist patient. This shit testing

01:57:22.039 --> 01:57:24.539
my patience. This shit working my nerves. I'm

01:57:24.539 --> 01:57:26.619
getting spinning. I'm on it like a church in

01:57:26.619 --> 01:57:28.960
the town. Laying on red skin. Blowing trish in

01:57:28.960 --> 01:57:33.840
the winds. It's like, yeah. Yeah. Wapping those

01:57:33.840 --> 01:57:44.170
pants. I'm a hood star and I'm partying like

01:57:44.170 --> 01:57:47.050
a rock star I'm made up only at my pick game

01:57:47.050 --> 01:57:49.510
meeting You can't get rid of me, mommy, I'm the

01:57:49.510 --> 01:57:52.430
boss of the team I do it like, I do it like,

01:57:52.430 --> 01:57:54.770
I do it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do

01:57:54.770 --> 01:57:56.449
it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do it

01:57:56.449 --> 01:57:59.109
like, I do it like, I do it like, I do it like,

01:57:59.229 --> 01:58:01.729
I do it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do

01:58:01.729 --> 01:58:02.569
it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do it

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like, I do it like, I do it like, I do it like,

01:58:03.350 --> 01:58:20.539
I do it like, I do it like, We'll be right back.

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We'll be right back. Oh, yeah. Let's go through

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I would hope you know how to spell radio. Or

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it's in my podcast section. So whenever you listen

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to Hoppy Hour like you are right now in the podcast

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description. It's all of that. We're going to

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come back on Hoppy Hour. Keep this party going

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and going. But let's hear from Harry. Hank, which

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check it out on his podcast feed. People with

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autism are often treated like they are different.

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Believe me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but

02:02:15.739 --> 02:02:18.340
my buddies may have known me as Hammer and Hank.

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I was labeled as slow when I started school.

02:02:21.500 --> 02:02:24.560
Come to find out at age 12, the doctors decided

02:02:24.560 --> 02:02:27.729
I was autistic. Now at the age of 48, I have

02:02:27.729 --> 02:02:30.329
completed an associate's degree in radio broadcasting

02:02:30.329 --> 02:02:33.289
and worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as an

02:02:33.289 --> 02:02:35.710
on -air personality. So yes, I am different.

02:02:35.890 --> 02:02:39.149
People of autism have no need, no different than

02:02:39.149 --> 02:02:43.430
you. Laugh, laugh, love, and learn to gain education

02:02:43.430 --> 02:02:46.550
and join the workforce. I did it, and so can

02:02:46.550 --> 02:02:50.810
anyone else of autism. So when you meet someone

02:02:50.810 --> 02:03:19.229
with autism... We got the remix, we got the flow

02:03:19.229 --> 02:03:22.989
We got the mix, we get it down on the floor We

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got the mix, we got the flow Make it change swang.

02:03:36.329 --> 02:03:39.670
Them center players gon' do the damn thing. I'm

02:03:39.670 --> 02:03:42.869
in this club. Taking those streets. Taking over

02:03:42.869 --> 02:03:48.229
man. Got them on top. Got them on lock. Everywhere

02:03:48.229 --> 02:03:51.090
we go. Guaranteed to build a spot. Message to

02:03:51.090 --> 02:03:53.989
them haters. Trying to say them gators. Oh, it's

02:03:53.989 --> 02:03:56.689
gon' blaze you. Nothing is gonna save you. Bets

02:03:56.689 --> 02:03:59.789
on the streets. Bets on the beat. If you wanna

02:03:59.789 --> 02:04:02.590
bounce, bet every point to me. My city's got

02:04:02.590 --> 02:04:06.239
time. Where I pull it, Ain't no limit, drop a

02:04:06.239 --> 02:04:08.859
piece, batter, pound The ball's out a lot, cause

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you know I call it shots Stackin' paper like

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the bacon folders in the pot I'm driving, I'm

02:04:52.039 --> 02:04:54.539
just parking lot pippin' Slide off in the club,

02:04:54.579 --> 02:04:57.300
feelin' madness in the 50s So fresh, so clean,

02:04:57.460 --> 02:05:01.800
punch like an MLF What it is, what it do? Come

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on, shout it, let me see you get loose You bought

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a street with some great dudes Don't put no chasers

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in my journey. I want two hot liggas, pal. Yeah.

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Smoke, jank, smoke, yank. People stay big. Smoke,

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jank, smoke, yank. People stay big. All on the

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earth. I don't need curves. B -shows blur. Nothing

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in my cup. Shit, it's all good. Now I'm high.

02:05:52.520 --> 02:05:55.220
And the motherfucker making up words. Looking

02:05:55.220 --> 02:05:58.479
like men. I like them light skin. Killed by the

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time. Now I'm 20, 10, 20. I'm 20, 30. I can't

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walk, I, I, I, I can't talk, broken from the

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day to the dawn. People all for square, but my

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goons don't pee. This drink's on you, all eyes

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on me. The niggas with me drinking down, hit

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me next to Remy Ma. Party going all night, but

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we kick it, kick it hard. Niggas, they smoking,

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they be getting choked down. Some of them niggas,

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we be getting broke down. We be getting broke

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.net. We're going to come back and I'll be out

02:08:10.779 --> 02:08:40.399
and keep this party going. less likely to have

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is Cameron Hanks and I appreciate your kindness.

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The clock's a joker, playin' cool, great. Copy's

02:09:11.600 --> 02:09:13.560
out, we're almost done. Feels like robbery in

02:09:13.560 --> 02:09:15.920
banks. Tryin' to copy on the mic, droppin' wisdom

02:09:15.920 --> 02:09:18.319
through streams. Syndicated Skaro, now it's time

02:09:18.319 --> 02:09:21.199
to shatter dreams. Oh, the happy hour is comin'

02:09:21.340 --> 02:09:24.340
to a close. Radio hits, made it like a Wilson

02:09:24.340 --> 02:09:50.119
Rose. Laughter and joy, dissolvin' in Outro Music

02:10:05.960 --> 02:10:08.920
is rolling dim. Eardrums mix and hoppy like figures

02:10:08.920 --> 02:10:11.520
without rings. Gating decks to have them. Shadows

02:10:11.520 --> 02:10:13.600
hit the street, but soon the sound will vanish

02:10:13.600 --> 02:10:16.399
like shadows in the heat. Oh, the hoppy hour

02:10:16.399 --> 02:10:19.840
is coming to a close. Radio waves fade like a

02:10:19.840 --> 02:10:22.960
wilting rose. Laughter and joy dissolving in

02:10:22.960 --> 02:10:40.039
the air will keep the Like clockwork to a show

02:10:40.039 --> 02:10:42.180
Now it's time to face the silence Like the TV

02:10:42.180 --> 02:10:45.159
on Snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor so

02:10:45.159 --> 02:10:47.699
divine The void left in our hearts Wider than

02:10:47.699 --> 02:10:56.420
a canyon line LINE Empty speakers, silent thighs

02:10:56.420 --> 02:10:58.960
But coming to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping

02:10:58.960 --> 02:11:01.920
While the rivers bend Hoppy's jokes and bad scenes

02:11:01.920 --> 02:11:04.779
Are daily grind Now silence louder Than the thoughts

02:11:04.779 --> 02:11:12.439
we can't rewind We're Hoppy Hour Laughter and

02:11:12.439 --> 02:11:15.560
joy, dissolving in the air mode Keep the rhythm,

02:11:15.680 --> 02:11:19.039
oh life's just so unfair I'll be alright from

02:11:19.039 --> 02:11:22.220
the two of us Radio and theater, like a world

02:11:22.220 --> 02:11:25.460
to most Laughter and joy, dissolving in the air

02:11:25.460 --> 02:11:28.640
mode Keep the rhythm, oh life's just so unfair

02:11:44.679 --> 02:11:49.439
And like that, it's gone. You probably had Taco

02:11:49.439 --> 02:11:52.680
Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all

02:11:52.680 --> 02:11:57.420
I smell is poop. I'll kick you in the butt. And

02:11:57.420 --> 02:12:02.000
we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.

02:12:06.000 --> 02:12:27.010
Poppy Hour is now over. This concludes our broadcast

02:12:27.010 --> 02:12:30.569
day. Good night, and God bless America.