Post 420 Show! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 4.21.26)

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Stand by. I saw this headline and I thought this

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was absolutely ridiculous. I am sick and tired

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of the Call Her Daddy podcast. I first liked

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it. I first thought it was tolerable when she

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was giving out sex advice. But when I heard that

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she had a ghostwriter, I was like, man, you really

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not good in bed then. But here's the thing, ladies

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and gentlemen, boys and girls. Sometimes they'll

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say things on there that are a double standard.

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And here's one. Camila Cabello. discusses breakup

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sex and says she supports texting your ex over

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and over to get it out of your body and that

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she stalks her boyfriend's exes. For all the

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girls listening, I'm curious if you have any

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advice. I've been through it. I think social

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media makes it so much fucking worse. How do

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you handle from past shit of like when you know

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you and your ex are moving on at different paces?

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How the fuck? Oh my God, it's the worst. I'm

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like, I be out here fucking stalking bitches.

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Yeah, you know, can you imagine if I did that?

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My first ex, my ex -fiance, I'll admit, two or

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three times I looked at her social media and

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it feels like you're peeking in a window. Like

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you're not supposed to be looking at it because

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when I'm done with my exes, I block them. I wish

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you the best. You ain't getting a D like me.

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Here's the thing, ladies and gentlemen, boys

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and girls. If I were to go, oh, yeah, I was looking

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at my ex last week. I'd be a psychopath. But

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when a woman does it, it's cool. Man, fuck that.

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It's just like, how do you handle it? I don't

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even know if you have advice. I really think

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it's like I have been. An absolute psycho. You

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are. When a man admits it, he gets locked up,

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but when a woman does it, we all want to bang

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him. Absolute psycho. I love you for admitting

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that because aren't we all? Yeah, you're women

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and you have estrogen. We've been worse when

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I was younger. When I was younger, I would be

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dating a guy and like stalking his ex. Camila.

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I'd be like, what is wrong with me? Everyone

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raise your hand in this room. A lot of things.

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The hotter they are, the crazier they are. I

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still, honestly, I definitely like. We all do

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it. It's been a while since I've been in like

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a long -term relationship, but. Can you imagine

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if I said this? Can you imagine if the Joe Rogan

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show said this? Oh, all the feminists would be

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running out with their pitchforks. But when women

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do it, get the hell out of here. God, I was like,

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he's like telling me he loves me. And meanwhile,

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I'm torturing myself over somebody like he's

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not even with anymore. It's like so crazy. Yeah,

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it's not so crazy. You're crazy. Moron. I do

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not support that. I am the double standard. Call

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him out. You're a moron. Who cares what his ex

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is doing? If you're so comfortable with yourself.

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And then there's this video right here. I thought

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this was such a double standard. If a man beats

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up a woman, he gets charges. Oh, but with Taylor,

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Frankie, Paul, the beautiful woman does it. She

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gets away with it. Man, fuck that. If she's in

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a really bad place, I don't actually feel safe

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at all with that. That's Dakota Mortensen talking

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to Draper, Utah police on March 19th about an

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alleged incident that occurred on February 23rd.

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I never. ever ever want to hear women talk about

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double standards about how hard they have it

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they're getting paid more in the workplace and

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you know what else is going on is the fact that

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they get away with doing things like that it's

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ridiculous she beat the crap out of him now do

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i think he's a saint no not at all i think he's

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a scumbag as well But don't ever cry to me when

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you are allowed to beat up a man. You're a loser.

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It's just some of the footage released from the

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investigation into one of the alleged domestic

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assault incidents. NBC legal analyst Misty Maris

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explains while that alleged altercation was recent,

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statute of limitations also came into play in

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regard to charges. I hate statute of limitations.

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That thug T .I. and his stupid hag of a wife.

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You know, we're doing a bunch of sketchy things

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sexually and statute of limitations saved them.

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I think that's one of the worst things we have

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in America. Being filed. Anything that happened

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over two years ago cannot be charged. What? That's

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so stupid. No one in the world laughs at us.

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I don't believe that would happen to a man, no.

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I really don't. What? Not enough evidence? She

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was whipping the fucking barstool ahead on video.

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Now, if you didn't have the video, that's different.

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But we saw that psychopathic moron doing it in

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front of her daughter. Are you out of your mind?

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This is women protecting women. The same women

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that claim they want equal rights and that they're

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feminist. Until it's time for them to face the

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same trouble mad face. Ridiculous. Corroboration

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of either person's story. You're a loser, Taylor.

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I don't care how freaking hot you are. You're

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a sociopath. To actually move forward with criminal

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charges. All right. Well, protect the woman all

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you want. I never ever. Oh, no. We have it so

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hard. You have it better than ever. Hot ass girls

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get jobs in radio because they're hot, okay?

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And I'm not making it about me right now. I'm

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just saying in the job, hot girls are getting

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jobs. So shut your ass. Shut up. Enough of that.

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Nah. Oh, it's so hard being a woman in 2020.

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No, it's actually hard being a man. Because when

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you get beat up, no one gives a shit. Oh, wow.

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This really escalated, didn't it? What a sussy

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uphand. You know that would bet she brings the

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ruckus. I mean, at least she has, you know, some

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sort of talent. She can provide something to

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the world. Now, I had an interesting relationship

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with the Bob and Tom show. And here's what it

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was. I never actually, they were never on in

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Chicago. I believe they were on in Chicago when

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I was like three years old, possibly at 97 .9

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The Loop. But they were always like in like Indianapolis

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and smaller cities in the Midwest. And it's a

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very unique show because they never were incredibly

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dirty. Like they were dirty, but they weren't

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like Howard Stern filth. And they were a comedy

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based show. These two guys named Bob and Tom.

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and they had uh they have they're still on the

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air under the name bob and tom it's kind of like

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kid craddock or the jv show where like the person

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dies but they keep the name in memory well bob

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retired 11 years ago and they were out of indianapolis

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and in their prime they were out in like 200

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cities so like let's say a peoria illinois or

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springfield illinois or washington or um I don't

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know, Lansing, Michigan. I'm just thinking of

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smaller Midwest cities. And I bet they had their

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time and they might have had a try in Detroit

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or let's say, I don't know, Milwaukee. Because

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I know they were on into big cities at one point,

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but their home base was Indianapolis. And I think

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what I always appreciated about Bob and Tom was

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in the 2000s, we would drive to Winston -Salem,

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North Carolina because we didn't want to pay

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for the plane ticket. So we would drive there.

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And when we would drive to Winston -Salem, North

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Carolina, it was a 12 -hour drive. You drive

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through Chicago and boring -ass Indiana, a little

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bit of Ohio maybe one time, and you go through

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the worst, which is Kentucky, and then West Virginia,

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that's the absolute worst. It's like a speed

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trap. And then you get to North Carolina. So

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if we left around 4 or 5 a .m., we would get

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to Winston -Salem around 5 or 6. It's so weird

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to think the two uncles I was going to visit

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are now dead. Uncle Bob and my second father,

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my godfather, my uncle Ken. But you would get

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to Indianapolis around 8 .30 a .m. And being

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a radio geek, I always knew about the Bob and

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Tom show. Even one of my dad's friends, they

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had like over 200 CDs that they released. And

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my dad's friend had, what am I trying to say?

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My dad's friend had all the CDs. Growing up in

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the Midwest, even though I wasn't in Indiana,

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the Bob and Tom influence was definitely around.

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So when we would be in Indianapolis around 8

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.30 a .m. because it takes about three hours

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to get there from Chicago, we'd be looking for

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something to listen to. And I think what was

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crazy about Bob and Tom was that they were pretty

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edgy and funny. But my dad, that really didn't,

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and rest in peace, dad, but he really didn't

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have the same sense of humor as me. I was going

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to say he didn't have a sense of humor, but his

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sense of humor was Seinfeld, Ernie Kovacs, Seinfeld,

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Ernie Kovacs, Seinfeld, Ernie Kovacs, and then

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at the end of his life, The Office, because he

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thought Pam was hot. But Seinfeld and Ernie Kovacs.

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Seinfeld, you heard me. Seinfeld and Ernie Kovacs.

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That's all he liked. It was crazy when you're

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driving through Indianapolis, which is like a

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two -minute ordeal. And all of a sudden, my father

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is a fan of a radio show that's funny. Now, some

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comedians have bitched about going on the show

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over the years. And all those comedians are douchebags.

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I've been around them. They don't like being

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told that they have to go by a script. Because

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they're so wild. I'm not going to do that right

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now. Trying to be more positive, being in my

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talented house that my dad and my grandpa died

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in. It's traumatizing. But yes, and then that

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same time that we would drive through Indianapolis,

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when we'd get to Winston -Salem, WGN America,

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the TV network, I think it's still around, they

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would air Bob and Tom, the show, like in 2010.

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Who was filming radio shows besides Howard Stern

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and Bob and Tom? I mean, my old boss, Rover,

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was one of the first ones to do it online, but

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no one was really filming radio shows. I mean,

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Bobo was too, I guess. But Bob and Tom were on,

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so it was weird being like, oh, we were just

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listening to them. So when I saw the news that

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Bob died, it kind of gave me a little bit of

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an existential crisis because it's like, you

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got to go to bed and it's like one of your heroes

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died. So I have a few news clips about it right

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here. And also, you know what I forgot about

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going to Illinois? It's how it gives you like,

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not a, I'm not going to, okay. To the Jeebus

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I don't believe in, I'm not going to get sick.

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But my God, I have a little bit of a sniffles.

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I am not used to this cold weather. It's different

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cold down here. In Florida, it feels more dramatic

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because you go from like 90 degrees to like 45

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or whatever. Here it's like more consistent.

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But here is a video. of tom griswold from the

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bob and tom show discussing bob's passing i'm

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joining you from the bob and tom studio off of

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fall creek on the northeast side a really tough

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day to hear the news of the loss of bob convoy

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and at the age of 75 so this is the studio this

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is the room where it happened if you will here's

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tom griswold his longtime partner and there's

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bob's chair bob's chair uh empty tonight he did

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retire from the show 10 years ago but just foundationally

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working with Tom for more than 35 years. I understand

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that you were with Bob this afternoon. I am so

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sorry for your loss. What a long, long, successful

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run you two had together. Bob had a great life

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and a peaceful end. He was surrounded by his

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great family. His three sons were there and they

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were literally singing. to his favorite album,

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the second side of Abbey Road by the Beatles.

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They were singing Golden Slumbers when Bob took

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his last breath at the end. I had been lucky

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enough to spend three hours with him just a couple

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Saturdays ago, and he was looking forward to

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getting a few more things in. I think he was

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at peace with himself, but he had a terrific

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career. He had a great life. It was far more

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important than his career. He had a great life

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with Becky and his sons and their extended family.

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So, you know, it's not going to be the same,

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but you have to understand that he had a great

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time. Right. I mean, it was Bob and Tom. Bob

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retired 10 years ago and then you went on with

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Bob and Tom. Tom without Bob, that must have

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been difficult. It was awkward. I kind of fumbled

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around for a while and it just became different.

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And we pushed on, and occasionally Bob would

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stop by. In fact, he was just on a few years

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ago discussing the fact that he had cancer. And

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he dealt with it, and it had its ups and downs

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with respect to the road that it took. And he

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did have some good times in spite of the cancer.

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And he, again, had a, I think it's safe to say

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it ended well for him. Too soon, but he was at

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peace. What is his legacy? It's a legacy of laughter,

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of being witty and funny and being here in the

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morning and tackling whatever often idiocy that

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we tackle in a complicated world. More complicated

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now than ever. We were always there trying to

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get everybody to see some of the levity in it.

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And he was an expert at it. He would always say

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the same thing, which was, our show was a conversation

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between two friends. And pretty soon it became

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many more friends. So many more. I mean, starting

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here in Indianapolis and then syndication 20

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years ago to more than 100 plus markets all across

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the country. So many people know Bob and Tom

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and tonight are no doubt feeling the loss. And

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certainly our condolences are with you and with

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Becky, his widow. Yeah. Well, thank you. Thank

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you. Yeah. Tom's usually pretty hyper. It's very,

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very surreal seeing him being like, I don't want

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to use the word humble, but humble. We're going

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to miss him, and down the road, I'm not sure

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how soon, we'll do some kind of celebration of

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life, because I know that's what he'd want. Yeah.

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So there's that, and then here's the other news

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clip about it. Mm -hmm. We begin tonight at 11

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with breaking news. Bob Kavoyan, a radio icon

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who rose to fame as a co -host of The Bob and

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Tom Show, has passed away. Kavoyan was a mainstay

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on the airwaves for more than three decades.

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The Bob and Tom Show debuted here in Indianapolis

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back in 1983, and the show was nationally syndicated

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in 1995. Kevoyan stepped down from the show in

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2015 as he and Griswold were inducted into the

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National Radio Hall of Fame. In 2023, Kevoyan

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announced he'd been diagnosed with stomach cancer

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and launched the Bob and Cancer Show podcast.

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Bob will be remembered for many things, including

00:16:11.299 --> 00:16:14.659
his Los Angeles Dodgers hat. I'll heal up the

00:16:14.659 --> 00:16:18.000
Dodger head! And, of course, his sense of humor.

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But it's likely that 32 -year partnership with

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Tom that will live on in fans' memories and in

00:16:24.950 --> 00:16:31.789
broadcast history. Kevoyan was 75 years old.

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I don't know why I still think that's like young.

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I know that's incredibly old, but to me, I still

00:16:37.470 --> 00:16:40.629
think a Bob is like 50 years old. And we know

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that the memorial services will be shared at

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a later date. So there's that. Let's see how

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much I can stomach of this. It's going to be

00:16:48.320 --> 00:16:51.379
interesting right here. I actually interviewed

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Bob. Well, I interviewed Tom eight months ago,

00:16:54.340 --> 00:16:56.840
and that was a much better interview. But I interviewed

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Bob 11 years ago, right before he retired. And

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this is when I didn't quite figure out my voice

00:17:04.559 --> 00:17:09.940
yet. So I had the little Midwest accent. You'll

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hear it. What up? This is very much the... The

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70 downloads that Rover talks about. What up?

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What is happening? This is Hoppy Hour. I am your

00:17:21.329 --> 00:17:24.210
host, Ryan Hoppy. Wow, I've changed since then,

00:17:24.250 --> 00:17:28.009
haven't I? And on the phone line from the nationally

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syndicated Bob and Tom show, Bob is on the phone

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line. What's up, man? How you doing, Ryan? I'm

00:17:35.319 --> 00:17:38.240
doing great, man. First of all, I'm a big fan.

00:17:38.319 --> 00:17:40.279
I used to listen to. All right. That's a little

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teaser. I can't. I honestly, it's like looking

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at a picture of your ex looking vagina, which

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is what she does now. It's literally like, it's

00:17:47.259 --> 00:17:50.000
so weird to like hear my old voice and be like,

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yeah, I called like dish. Like I know I'm an,

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I'm an exaggeration now, but my God, is that

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hard to, I don't know what I can equate that

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to a normal everyday job or something. It's like

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looking at an old painting. If you're a painter,

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the fuck is this? is this how do i sound like

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that rest in peace bob we love you dude yeah

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i was getting sad seeing bob or tom all sad in

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the video but guess what time it is it's time

00:18:18.740 --> 00:18:21.400
for Hoppy's Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan

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Hoppy. And Jeff Slater, who used to work on 1025

00:18:26.019 --> 00:18:28.039
The Bone, and when they let him go, I feel like

00:18:28.039 --> 00:18:30.059
the bone died. It's still alive, but it's in

00:18:30.059 --> 00:18:33.839
AARP mode. But when Slater was on in the morning

00:18:33.839 --> 00:18:37.180
from 5 to 6 a .m. with the number one show at

00:18:37.180 --> 00:18:39.980
that time, he was the man. He's still the man,

00:18:40.059 --> 00:18:42.420
but he was the man on the radio. And he commented,

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I grew up in Indianapolis and remember when Bob

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and Tom first started. Long before they became

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the show that made them famous. Sad day for radio.

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In sad news, it's not that important. My cat

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is right now being babysat. Because I'm in Illinois,

00:19:04.700 --> 00:19:07.579
almost in Indianapolis. And she's in Florida.

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And I took a picture. It's at Ryan Happy Radio.

00:19:10.809 --> 00:19:13.930
of her on my cat luggage not wanting me to leave

00:19:13.930 --> 00:19:17.430
and somebody commented ryan your cat does not

00:19:17.430 --> 00:19:32.150
want you to leave so there is that oh yeah are

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you ready Doors closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's

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mom, and you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome

00:19:52.759 --> 00:19:55.940
back to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm. With Ryan Hoppy.

00:20:00.740 --> 00:20:03.660
Yes, now. What? No, no, no, no. If I hit this

00:20:03.660 --> 00:20:05.460
button, boom, the whole program's gonna start.

00:20:05.859 --> 00:20:22.089
Okay, we'll hit it. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3,

00:20:22.289 --> 00:20:29.369
2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with

00:20:29.369 --> 00:21:09.640
Hoppy. Can you believe that it's been 100 shows

00:21:09.640 --> 00:21:13.099
of Hobby Hour and Hammer and Hank show combined?

00:21:14.319 --> 00:21:18.700
I can't either. We are live from Arlington Heights,

00:21:19.019 --> 00:21:22.470
Illinois. I didn't record yesterday. I hung out

00:21:22.470 --> 00:21:26.630
with my 91 -year -old Uncle Ken, who is my grandpa's

00:21:26.630 --> 00:21:29.029
brother. So I get to hear about the old days.

00:21:29.170 --> 00:21:32.690
He was alive during horses and carriages. And

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I was there with my beautiful Aunt Jean, who's

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a delightful person as well. It was a good time,

00:21:38.430 --> 00:21:41.730
man. It's always weird when you see family. They

00:21:41.730 --> 00:21:53.000
don't give a crap that I'm in radio. in my diaper.

00:21:54.019 --> 00:21:57.660
Think they care about some fat ass morning shows

00:21:57.660 --> 00:22:05.319
that doesn't like me? No. But no, no, no, no.

00:22:05.339 --> 00:22:08.140
There was something that was really sad that

00:22:08.140 --> 00:22:16.259
happened. There was a loss that was just too

00:22:16.259 --> 00:22:18.480
much to handle. No, nobody in my family died.

00:22:19.140 --> 00:22:31.730
There was a loss we had. Oh, man. How do we start?

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I don't even know how to put it into words. I

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was in a situation ship for two years from January

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2024 to December 2025. She was nine years older.

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She's hot as hell. But we went our separate ways.

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But she never changed her Peacock password. She

00:22:57.369 --> 00:23:00.309
did delete my profile for the last four months.

00:23:00.710 --> 00:23:03.410
I was just, you know, watching Peacock on her

00:23:03.410 --> 00:23:05.410
brother's account, watching the NFL playoffs

00:23:05.410 --> 00:23:09.630
or the NBA playoffs, allegedly. And last night,

00:23:09.710 --> 00:23:14.269
I went to watch the Knicks -LN Hawks game. And

00:23:14.269 --> 00:23:20.119
they unsubscribed. No! No! to pay 10 bucks a

00:23:20.119 --> 00:23:25.720
month now. It was a very sad moment when I realized

00:23:25.720 --> 00:23:28.960
that I just got paid. That I had to pony up $10.

00:23:29.160 --> 00:23:31.799
I remember when Peacock started at $2 .99 six

00:23:31.799 --> 00:23:38.400
years ago. Man, fuck that. But no, I can't pretend

00:23:38.400 --> 00:23:42.180
that I'm not my ex's brother anymore. But now

00:23:42.180 --> 00:23:43.839
I can actually watch the shows because I was

00:23:43.839 --> 00:23:46.119
afraid that they would notice that like somebody

00:23:46.119 --> 00:23:49.460
was watching Ted or something. as it doesn't

00:23:49.460 --> 00:23:51.480
show the history of when you watch a live game.

00:23:52.920 --> 00:23:55.259
But then there were complications, like during

00:23:55.259 --> 00:23:57.180
the Super Bowl, more than one person was using

00:23:57.180 --> 00:23:59.519
the Peacock account, and they had to go somewhere

00:23:59.519 --> 00:24:02.539
to watch it. So it wasn't without its, you know,

00:24:02.599 --> 00:24:07.240
controversies, like this segment. But yes, rest

00:24:07.240 --> 00:24:14.660
in peace to my ex's Peacock account. You will

00:24:14.660 --> 00:24:17.680
be missed. And I'll be getting Roy Peacock once

00:24:17.680 --> 00:24:25.019
the NBA ends at the end of the year. That was

00:24:25.019 --> 00:24:29.519
karma because when me and my, so that was a situation

00:24:29.519 --> 00:24:32.079
shit, but when me and my girlfriend four years

00:24:32.079 --> 00:24:35.619
ago broke up, I deleted her off the HBO Max account.

00:24:37.019 --> 00:24:41.509
So that was karma for me. Yeah, I was like, why

00:24:41.509 --> 00:24:44.369
is it not showing the NBA playoffs? So I logged

00:24:44.369 --> 00:24:46.150
into Peacock last night and it's like showing

00:24:46.150 --> 00:24:48.470
like Shrek. And I was like, why is it not showing

00:24:48.470 --> 00:24:51.089
the NBA? And then it's like, oh, they discontinued.

00:24:52.349 --> 00:24:55.430
The real prank I could have done is I could have

00:24:55.430 --> 00:24:59.190
literally, you know, done the thing where I subscribed.

00:24:59.930 --> 00:25:04.569
And I was logged in. But I'm a nice guy. You

00:25:04.569 --> 00:25:06.829
ain't going to get a D like me anymore. But not

00:25:06.829 --> 00:25:10.880
really. But you know what's funny? I have a cold.

00:25:11.339 --> 00:25:13.460
I have not had a cold, ladies and gentlemen,

00:25:13.460 --> 00:25:17.240
boys and girls, in like two years. And right

00:25:17.240 --> 00:25:20.299
now, I am sniffing. I'm having a hard time doing

00:25:20.299 --> 00:25:24.960
my signature laugh of... There, I did it. But

00:25:24.960 --> 00:25:26.660
sometimes when I do it, there's a little mucus,

00:25:26.759 --> 00:25:29.319
you know? There's a little bit of like boogers

00:25:29.319 --> 00:25:32.839
in the nose, like... Like right when I just did

00:25:32.839 --> 00:25:35.200
that, a freaking booger just dropped out. It

00:25:35.200 --> 00:25:38.480
was gross. It's disgusting. So it sucks about

00:25:38.480 --> 00:25:42.660
the Midwest. You get cold. Well, that's probably

00:25:42.660 --> 00:25:45.940
not helping my voice. But the problem, ladies

00:25:45.940 --> 00:25:49.799
and gentlemen, boys and girls, is another thing

00:25:49.799 --> 00:25:53.380
that happens around here in Florida. Not in Florida.

00:25:53.440 --> 00:25:56.279
I'm so used to seeing Florida. These maniacs

00:25:56.279 --> 00:26:00.460
here in Illinois, I am completely convinced that

00:26:00.460 --> 00:26:03.579
the reason that Florida has bad drivers is because

00:26:03.579 --> 00:26:05.740
of people from the north. And I'll admit that.

00:26:07.210 --> 00:26:10.210
I used to think that it was the Florida drivers

00:26:10.210 --> 00:26:17.490
that were the problem. Nope. It is all the idiots

00:26:17.490 --> 00:26:20.690
on the road here in, I almost said St. Pete,

00:26:20.769 --> 00:26:23.990
here in Chicago. I'm going to speed limit, man.

00:26:24.150 --> 00:26:26.710
Because what happens is I get used to speeding.

00:26:26.789 --> 00:26:29.170
And then what happens is I get a speeding ticket

00:26:29.170 --> 00:26:36.279
in. Florida. And that ain't happening again,

00:26:36.440 --> 00:26:41.640
dog. Not at all. I'm not allowing that. That

00:26:41.640 --> 00:26:46.299
will not happen. What else is going on? Oh, yeah.

00:26:47.099 --> 00:27:01.099
Yesterday was the holidays. Now it is 420. And

00:27:01.099 --> 00:27:04.299
this is all alleged. This isn't Ryan Hoppy talking.

00:27:04.920 --> 00:27:11.980
This is his alter ego, Shmion Roppy. Shmion Roppy

00:27:11.980 --> 00:27:14.380
does not want to pay for the medical card because

00:27:14.380 --> 00:27:19.099
it's $150 every six months to get the prescription

00:27:19.099 --> 00:27:22.920
and then $99 once a year to get the registration

00:27:22.920 --> 00:27:26.819
for the medical card. So Shmion Roppy, whatever

00:27:26.819 --> 00:27:30.569
the made up name is, literally does not have

00:27:30.569 --> 00:27:34.190
the best 420s in Florida because he has to get

00:27:34.190 --> 00:27:42.750
Delta 8. Here in good old Chicago, it's recreational.

00:27:43.910 --> 00:27:49.369
And Shmi and Robbie absolutely loved it. It was

00:27:49.369 --> 00:27:52.069
very weird for Shmi and Robbie because his dad

00:27:52.069 --> 00:27:55.450
used to warn him about the dangers of marijuana.

00:27:57.390 --> 00:28:02.710
impact it can have on your life. And we're, or

00:28:02.710 --> 00:28:04.549
not we're, because I'm saying this as if it was

00:28:04.549 --> 00:28:07.490
Ryan Hoppy, no, at Shmi and Roppy's house. Mm

00:28:07.490 --> 00:28:12.849
-hmm. This is where Shmi and Roppy's dad died,

00:28:12.910 --> 00:28:17.690
but also lived for 25 years. Maybe 22 years.

00:28:18.670 --> 00:28:21.910
And the thing is, Shmi and Roppy used to come

00:28:21.910 --> 00:28:26.450
home stunned as hell. And Shmi and Rappi's father

00:28:26.450 --> 00:28:29.410
was well aware, but did not know what to do with

00:28:29.410 --> 00:28:34.450
his son. Like usual. So you know what Shmi and

00:28:34.450 --> 00:28:38.190
Rappi is feeling weird about? Smoking doobies

00:28:38.190 --> 00:28:41.670
in the backyard of a house where even though

00:28:41.670 --> 00:28:44.349
he doesn't believe in heaven, he feels like somewhere

00:28:44.349 --> 00:28:47.630
Shmi and Rappi's father is looking down on him

00:28:47.630 --> 00:28:53.750
with shame. Shmi and Rappi. Because, mom, isn't

00:28:53.750 --> 00:28:56.670
it weird? What if dad was here for this? And

00:28:56.670 --> 00:28:58.930
Shmaian Rappi's mom had no idea what to say to

00:28:58.930 --> 00:29:03.029
that. Mm -hmm. And I think that's the most anyone's

00:29:03.029 --> 00:29:06.970
ever said the word Shmaian Rappi before. But

00:29:06.970 --> 00:29:08.869
you know what we're going to do? Do I have it

00:29:08.869 --> 00:29:11.950
next to me? Where is it? Where is it? Did it

00:29:11.950 --> 00:29:14.930
drop? Damn it. I don't have it by you. Not me.

00:29:15.329 --> 00:29:18.289
It's Shmaian's. Shmaian does not have it. Oh,

00:29:18.289 --> 00:29:21.650
here it is. I'm already stoned. Shmaian Rappi.

00:29:24.400 --> 00:29:28.059
This is Ryan Hoppy. And this is Shmyan Hoppy.

00:29:28.200 --> 00:29:30.940
What's up, Ryan Hoppy? How are you? Doing good,

00:29:30.960 --> 00:29:33.579
Shmyan Hoppy. Hey, Shmyan, you want a hit of

00:29:33.579 --> 00:29:38.039
this? This is a ridiculous bit. All right, Shmyan,

00:29:38.099 --> 00:29:43.480
take the hit. You ready, Shmyan? I was born ready.

00:29:44.119 --> 00:29:50.279
This is getting weird. Oh, yeah, Shmyan Hoppy

00:29:50.279 --> 00:29:55.349
has his S -T -N -R. Baby got from some store

00:29:55.349 --> 00:29:58.789
when he got off the airport. Got off the airplane.

00:29:59.589 --> 00:30:01.730
Ain't this planes. Good old Shmi and Robbie.

00:30:04.269 --> 00:30:17.150
Oh, yeah. One more hit. Oh, yeah. Happy 421.

00:30:17.970 --> 00:30:24.559
You know what we should do? Shmai and Raffi.

00:30:24.559 --> 00:30:32.039
Yes, I am, Raffi. Ah, man. Shmai and Raffi need

00:30:32.039 --> 00:30:35.980
some of this Mitranite kava. The same kava that

00:30:35.980 --> 00:30:40.380
they're trying to outlaw here in Illinois. They're

00:30:40.380 --> 00:30:43.119
trying to outlaw kava and kratom. What are you

00:30:43.119 --> 00:30:46.359
doing? It's 11 -11. Make a wish. I make a wish

00:30:46.359 --> 00:30:48.599
that they stop trying to outlaw kava and kratom

00:30:48.599 --> 00:30:51.359
in Illinois. You got bigger issues like high

00:30:51.359 --> 00:30:57.150
taxes and a scum. Bad governor. All right. This

00:30:57.150 --> 00:30:59.630
is the weirdest show ever. But it's all Shmi

00:30:59.630 --> 00:31:06.089
and Robbie's fault. Oh, yeah. The cover. I have

00:31:06.089 --> 00:31:11.150
Mitra 9. Feel the good vibes. Oh, it feels so

00:31:11.150 --> 00:31:14.349
good. Yeah, that's how we'll end that segment.

00:31:14.609 --> 00:31:17.970
Mm -hmm. I think I broke the record for the amount

00:31:17.970 --> 00:31:22.859
of times the word Shmi and Robbie was said. Oh,

00:31:22.920 --> 00:31:29.559
did I have her? So, my mom's a woman. This just

00:31:29.559 --> 00:31:33.539
in. So, like most women, she's always hungry.

00:31:34.940 --> 00:31:39.299
Always. Always needs to eat. Always needs something

00:31:39.299 --> 00:31:42.359
in her mouth. The thing, ladies and gentlemen,

00:31:42.519 --> 00:31:52.470
boys and girls, we went to the city To Smoke

00:31:52.470 --> 00:31:59.170
Depot in Harwood Heights. Well, I did. To get

00:31:59.170 --> 00:32:04.009
Shmai and Rappi some pre -rolls. And also, to

00:32:04.009 --> 00:32:08.809
get Mitra 9, Kevin. And Shmai and Rappi had a

00:32:08.809 --> 00:32:10.569
hard time. We got to stop with the Shmai thing.

00:32:12.970 --> 00:32:15.369
I was having a hard time figuring out Chicago

00:32:15.369 --> 00:32:19.730
traffic. Because everyone drives like a jackass.

00:32:23.630 --> 00:32:26.369
I kept missing the Smoke Depot. So I had to drive

00:32:26.369 --> 00:32:30.210
around. And I passed up a McDonald's. And my

00:32:30.210 --> 00:32:32.650
mom was really hungry and starting to get cranky.

00:32:34.089 --> 00:32:38.490
So you know what I did? Here's what I did. I

00:32:38.490 --> 00:32:41.809
ended up finding the Smoke Depot. I got some

00:32:41.809 --> 00:32:47.309
Mitre 9. And then you know what I did? I went

00:32:47.309 --> 00:32:50.460
to McDonald's with my mom. You know how that

00:32:50.460 --> 00:32:56.440
was? Expensive, but delicious. The only problem

00:32:56.440 --> 00:32:59.759
was I treated myself. I never get McDonald's.

00:32:59.779 --> 00:33:04.680
So I got a double fish filet, which was $7. That's

00:33:04.680 --> 00:33:10.240
ridiculous. That used to be $3 .99. And a McDouble

00:33:10.240 --> 00:33:14.200
was like $4. And my mom got a double burger.

00:33:14.880 --> 00:33:18.140
Hey, let me tell you. I took a bite out of that

00:33:18.140 --> 00:33:21.619
double fish for the day. All the tartar sauce.

00:33:21.859 --> 00:33:26.960
All the tartar sauce. All white and creamy. I

00:33:26.960 --> 00:33:29.599
took a bite and just spilled it all over, you

00:33:29.599 --> 00:33:34.720
know, my shirt. It looks like a shot at the end

00:33:34.720 --> 00:33:38.880
of a porno. It was not good. Right when I went

00:33:38.880 --> 00:33:41.500
home, I was like, I can't wear this. Looks like

00:33:41.500 --> 00:33:44.980
Tori Black after her end of work. If you catch

00:33:44.980 --> 00:33:48.759
my drift. love their clam chowder and charter

00:33:48.759 --> 00:33:53.339
sauce charter sauce that's my chicago accent

00:33:53.339 --> 00:34:00.680
mixing words together all right i believe it

00:34:00.680 --> 00:34:06.779
is time for hoppers inbox oh i got a lot of nice

00:34:06.779 --> 00:34:10.880
messages oh did i ever people were very nice

00:34:10.880 --> 00:34:14.480
oh were they ever it's time for Hoppy's Inbox,

00:34:14.619 --> 00:34:18.980
only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. It's weird.

00:34:19.099 --> 00:34:23.179
My mom's cat is named Bob? And then Bob Kavoyan

00:34:23.179 --> 00:34:26.219
from the Bob and Tom show died. So the first

00:34:26.219 --> 00:34:31.159
one is about Bob the cat. Man, Hoppy, your mom's

00:34:31.159 --> 00:34:35.260
cat Bob is adorable. Next comment from my friend

00:34:35.260 --> 00:34:42.250
Maria L. Bob could be Luna's friend. And then

00:34:42.250 --> 00:34:44.210
here's about Bob Covellian from the Bob and Tom

00:34:44.210 --> 00:34:48.570
show. Poppy, it's crazy how much your voice has

00:34:48.570 --> 00:34:54.409
changed since interviewing Bob in 2015. That

00:34:54.409 --> 00:34:58.210
is very true, by the way. I had a shifty download

00:34:58.210 --> 00:35:03.989
voice. Next comment. Bob is a legend and such

00:35:03.989 --> 00:35:07.469
a nice guy for doing your show, especially before

00:35:07.469 --> 00:35:11.829
his retirement. I enjoyed your interview. Yeah,

00:35:11.889 --> 00:35:14.829
he literally went out on top. I mean, Tom Griswold

00:35:14.829 --> 00:35:18.889
is still a badass, but think about it. He literally

00:35:18.889 --> 00:35:23.590
went out right into the Radio Hall of Fame. Right

00:35:23.590 --> 00:35:29.269
in. And then he got to travel the world in his

00:35:29.269 --> 00:35:33.510
RV with More America with his wife. Next comment.

00:35:33.610 --> 00:35:36.429
They were on in Salt Lake City, and I used to

00:35:36.429 --> 00:35:39.639
listen to them back in the day. Thanks for the

00:35:39.639 --> 00:35:43.260
interview. Next one. Rest in peace, Bob. I listened

00:35:43.260 --> 00:35:45.179
to your show for so long. Thanks for making me

00:35:45.179 --> 00:35:48.320
laugh. Even at the hardest times, you and Tom

00:35:48.320 --> 00:35:54.239
made my day. Parable! Speaking of the man known

00:35:54.239 --> 00:35:58.320
as Tom Griswold. Hey, hi. This is Tom Griswold

00:35:58.320 --> 00:36:00.119
from the Bob and Tom Show, and you're listening

00:36:00.119 --> 00:36:04.199
to The Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. And here's

00:36:04.199 --> 00:36:06.400
the one where he kind of busts my balls a little

00:36:06.400 --> 00:36:10.449
bit. Mm -hmm. Hey, hi, this is Tom Griswold from

00:36:10.449 --> 00:36:12.849
The Bob and Tom Show. And you're listening to

00:36:12.849 --> 00:36:16.869
The Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Why? I have no

00:36:16.869 --> 00:36:19.250
idea. I love getting on the radio, ball -busting,

00:36:19.269 --> 00:36:23.670
and delving my whole life. It's very funny, though,

00:36:23.690 --> 00:36:26.710
when I get comments. Okay, so I also had a video.

00:36:26.829 --> 00:36:28.730
Whenever I work the MJ Morning Show, which I'll

00:36:28.730 --> 00:36:31.789
be working not this week, but next week, Thursday,

00:36:31.949 --> 00:36:33.190
Friday, next week, and then Monday, Tuesday,

00:36:33.269 --> 00:36:36.949
the following week. And a lot of boomers. They

00:36:36.949 --> 00:36:40.329
don't realize who posted a video. So I think

00:36:40.329 --> 00:36:43.170
some of the boomers that commented on my video

00:36:43.170 --> 00:36:45.590
of Bob were thinking that this is Bob's account

00:36:45.590 --> 00:36:47.949
or that Bob's going to see it. So I'm even in

00:36:47.949 --> 00:36:50.110
like a few Bob and Tom fan groups and the boomers

00:36:50.110 --> 00:36:53.030
were like, oh yeah, Bob. Like it was a post.

00:36:53.210 --> 00:36:56.909
It was a screenshot of Bob's son saying that

00:36:56.909 --> 00:37:00.190
they were going to do a remembrance on Monday.

00:37:01.279 --> 00:37:03.420
And one of the boomers was like, your father

00:37:03.420 --> 00:37:05.320
meant so much to me. And it's like, yeah, it's

00:37:05.320 --> 00:37:07.400
nice, but he's not going to see it. The same

00:37:07.400 --> 00:37:09.659
thing happens with MJ. They're like, tell MJ

00:37:09.659 --> 00:37:13.119
this. I'm like, I go in there. I adore MJ. He's

00:37:13.119 --> 00:37:14.619
one of my favorite radio shows I've ever worked

00:37:14.619 --> 00:37:20.119
with. But I go there to keep him happy. I'm there

00:37:20.119 --> 00:37:22.880
doing 90 jobs. I'm going to give you a little

00:37:22.880 --> 00:37:26.579
bit of a little inside info. This has sparked

00:37:26.579 --> 00:37:29.809
controversy before when I said this. And a woman

00:37:29.809 --> 00:37:32.710
came after me online. Probably because she hasn't

00:37:32.710 --> 00:37:37.710
come in a while. And she said, I made a post

00:37:37.710 --> 00:37:40.130
saying that whenever you tell a radio phone screener

00:37:40.130 --> 00:37:44.349
to relay the info to the host, we usually don't.

00:37:44.869 --> 00:37:47.409
She didn't like that. But you know what's the

00:37:47.409 --> 00:37:50.869
truth? We don't. You know how many times I told

00:37:50.869 --> 00:37:55.670
a radio host? Oh yeah, this caller said to say

00:37:55.670 --> 00:37:58.840
this. And the radio host that sounds like this

00:37:58.840 --> 00:38:00.980
or has the top body show in Tampa would be like,

00:38:01.019 --> 00:38:04.639
okay, cool. Why are you telling me this? They're

00:38:04.639 --> 00:38:08.440
not your friends. They're entertainers. Actually

00:38:08.440 --> 00:38:10.619
doing kind of a hard job of keeping you entertained.

00:38:11.599 --> 00:38:14.239
I know that might piss people off that I just

00:38:14.239 --> 00:38:19.480
said that. I don't care. I care just enough.

00:38:19.960 --> 00:38:22.460
But not enough to like, you know, lose sleep

00:38:22.460 --> 00:38:26.860
over it. Oh, what the hell is going on? on Instagram.

00:38:27.360 --> 00:38:31.659
This is great. Inside the NBA, which absolutely

00:38:31.659 --> 00:38:36.219
got screwed over by the NBA. There's no reason

00:38:36.219 --> 00:38:40.219
that we need to see frickin' Tracy McGrady and

00:38:40.219 --> 00:38:44.099
frickin' Blake Griffin and frickin' Carmelo Anthony

00:38:44.099 --> 00:38:48.699
every postgame. Guys, it's nipples. They're totally

00:38:48.699 --> 00:38:51.860
hiding inside the NBA because they know they're

00:38:51.860 --> 00:38:55.320
outspoken and they want psychophant kiss asses.

00:38:56.900 --> 00:38:59.960
Well, here is Charles Barkley making fun of the

00:38:59.960 --> 00:39:02.420
ice spice situation at McDonald's because they

00:39:02.420 --> 00:39:05.539
were sponsored by McDonald's. McDonald's? How

00:39:05.539 --> 00:39:07.639
about that? I'm going to buy McDonald's, Chuck.

00:39:07.739 --> 00:39:10.500
I hear they got some slappy happy meals over

00:39:10.500 --> 00:39:14.840
there. What does that mean? I don't even know.

00:39:15.420 --> 00:39:18.880
Did you see Ice Spice got slapped at McDonald's?

00:39:19.099 --> 00:39:21.599
What you doing at McDonald's in the middle of

00:39:21.599 --> 00:39:23.840
the night, Ice Spice? I'm going to stop that.

00:39:24.219 --> 00:39:27.219
Excuse me. It's the goal. Thank you, McDonald's,

00:39:27.219 --> 00:39:29.820
for sponsoring me. I love McDonald's. I love

00:39:29.820 --> 00:39:31.559
McDonald's. Fish filet is the greatest sandwich

00:39:31.559 --> 00:39:34.380
ever. Johnson, Shaquille O 'Neal. I'm going to

00:39:34.380 --> 00:39:36.619
love me some nuggets. Just dip it in that little

00:39:36.619 --> 00:39:40.639
barbecue sauce. Charles, it used to be your pregame

00:39:40.639 --> 00:39:42.539
meal, did it not? The fish sandwich? Two fish

00:39:42.539 --> 00:39:44.039
filets. L .A. is a large farm, but I washed it

00:39:44.039 --> 00:39:45.519
down with a Diet Coke because I was washing my

00:39:45.519 --> 00:39:48.559
calories. Okay, let's move on. Even back then,

00:39:48.559 --> 00:39:50.539
you were washing your calories, man. You're right.

00:39:50.739 --> 00:39:54.500
Stop, Georgia Tech. Rockets. You know why I call

00:39:54.500 --> 00:39:56.400
him Georgia Tech? Why? Because he's a rambling

00:39:56.400 --> 00:40:02.199
wreck. I like it. That's very solid, Jeff. What

00:40:02.199 --> 00:40:03.659
did you call it, Chuck? Chuck, what did you call

00:40:03.659 --> 00:40:06.380
it? Slappy happen? You got the slappy happen

00:40:06.380 --> 00:40:07.960
meal over there. Chuck is at it again. Clap,

00:40:07.980 --> 00:40:21.610
man, clap. You walk up on me everything's on

00:40:21.610 --> 00:40:47.639
the table What are we doing? I can almost guarantee

00:40:47.639 --> 00:40:50.280
you this was not with McDonald's head in mind.

00:40:50.579 --> 00:40:54.559
Well, how about this? Food in next week or tomorrow

00:40:54.559 --> 00:40:57.440
when we'll eat the food for sure. Hey, your girlfriend

00:40:57.440 --> 00:40:59.579
got to hit that other girl too. Listen, man.

00:41:00.159 --> 00:41:02.440
Hey, did the girl sit with you? Yeah, you're

00:41:02.440 --> 00:41:04.480
right. Your girlfriend got to whoop that other

00:41:04.480 --> 00:41:12.530
girl. Gee, I wonder why the NBA tries to hide

00:41:12.530 --> 00:41:16.070
them. Because that penis -looking mother of Adam

00:41:16.070 --> 00:41:23.010
Silver is weak. Trippie Redd said that Ryan Garcia

00:41:23.010 --> 00:41:28.530
is a coked -out, washed fighter. Duh! What else

00:41:28.530 --> 00:41:32.809
would he be? Let me see what I got here on Instagram.

00:41:33.329 --> 00:41:36.280
I love Inside the NBA. Dave Chappelle responds

00:41:36.280 --> 00:41:38.519
to backlash for doing a show in Saudi Arabia.

00:41:38.780 --> 00:41:41.760
They fund Netflix, Hollywood movies. Don't be

00:41:41.760 --> 00:41:47.159
a hypocrite that a black man got paid. Yeah,

00:41:47.239 --> 00:41:48.619
I'm going to be honest. It's not really about

00:41:48.619 --> 00:41:50.519
race because everyone did it. But I still kind

00:41:50.519 --> 00:41:54.900
of get the meaning of it. Because if they paid

00:41:54.900 --> 00:41:58.800
me to do happy hour over there, I'd go. Oh, I

00:41:58.800 --> 00:42:02.340
saw this headline and I thought this was absolutely

00:42:02.340 --> 00:42:09.559
ridiculous. Frankie Paul was diagnosed with PTSD

00:42:09.559 --> 00:42:13.860
by multiple therapists. How much did this dirty,

00:42:13.900 --> 00:42:18.340
rotten moron pay people to say that? What about

00:42:18.340 --> 00:42:22.300
as much of a scumbag as Dakota is? What about

00:42:22.300 --> 00:42:25.940
him getting the crap beat out of by you? No wonder

00:42:25.940 --> 00:42:28.420
he cheated on you. You're annoying. And what

00:42:28.420 --> 00:42:31.090
about your daughter? That got hurt during the

00:42:31.090 --> 00:42:34.170
incident. You don't think she has PTSD? You know

00:42:34.170 --> 00:42:36.429
what's the most irritating thing about Taylor

00:42:36.429 --> 00:42:39.309
Frankie Paul? Is that all the feminists kiss

00:42:39.309 --> 00:42:42.329
her ass and she wouldn't piss on you if you're

00:42:42.329 --> 00:42:47.909
on fire. She is the definition of not taking

00:42:47.909 --> 00:42:51.949
accountability. It's everyone else's fault for

00:42:51.949 --> 00:42:56.550
not getting the greatness of Taylor Frankie Paul.

00:42:56.849 --> 00:43:02.010
Shut the hell up. Everyone's got a little PTSD.

00:43:04.010 --> 00:43:07.690
You know what I mean? I found my dad dead. That

00:43:07.690 --> 00:43:11.469
doesn't mean I beat up people, you scumbag. I

00:43:11.469 --> 00:43:14.329
will never let this go. Taylor Frankie Paul is

00:43:14.329 --> 00:43:17.769
the absolute worst. And all the feminists out

00:43:17.769 --> 00:43:20.650
there that want equal rights didn't want her

00:43:20.650 --> 00:43:27.130
to get charged. That's not equal rights. Dirty

00:43:27.130 --> 00:43:31.340
rotten hag. Just being honest. I saw this headline.

00:43:31.619 --> 00:43:36.860
Speaking of a hag. Tim Cook is stepping down

00:43:36.860 --> 00:43:46.139
from Apple. Good. Bye, bitch. You absolutely

00:43:46.139 --> 00:43:52.199
ruined Apple. And I'm sure the next CEO is going

00:43:52.199 --> 00:43:54.860
to do the same thing, unfortunately. Because

00:43:54.860 --> 00:44:00.630
they're all stupid boomers. Allie Johnson. I

00:44:00.630 --> 00:44:03.989
don't know who this woman is. She doubts Taylor

00:44:03.989 --> 00:44:07.090
Frankie Paul's church exit. I doubt anything

00:44:07.090 --> 00:44:10.409
regarding this woman. She's a sociopathic loser.

00:44:11.809 --> 00:44:15.050
I attended pretty much every Sunday. I was a

00:44:15.050 --> 00:44:18.070
very consistent member. I attended with my kids.

00:44:18.329 --> 00:44:20.210
I wonder how much. Oh, geez. Let me turn down

00:44:20.210 --> 00:44:21.630
the fan here. Sorry, it's getting hot in my room.

00:44:21.789 --> 00:44:26.610
I took a hot bath. Yeah. Come on, tag it. I know

00:44:26.610 --> 00:44:32.030
this is Radio 101. All right. Here we go. What's

00:44:32.030 --> 00:44:37.349
going on? Fuck! That was unprofessional. Let's

00:44:37.349 --> 00:44:46.289
restart. All right. Oh, no! Why is there no sound?

00:44:46.969 --> 00:44:51.050
Oh, no! I think we lost the sound. You know what?

00:44:51.690 --> 00:44:55.829
I don't think it was meant to be. And we heard

00:44:55.829 --> 00:44:58.079
from this hot piece of ass. Why is the sound

00:44:58.079 --> 00:45:02.320
not working? What's going on? We're only 25 minutes

00:45:02.320 --> 00:45:05.659
in. We're too early on to have a moment that

00:45:05.659 --> 00:45:09.539
gets ruined. This is what happens when you're

00:45:09.539 --> 00:45:11.320
not in a professional radio studio and you're

00:45:11.320 --> 00:45:13.519
recording in your childhood room. It becomes

00:45:13.519 --> 00:45:19.059
a car crash. Oh, is the flash just not working?

00:45:20.280 --> 00:45:23.420
What the fuck? Trying to do an entertaining show

00:45:23.420 --> 00:45:31.449
here. I got to restart the computer. No! God

00:45:31.449 --> 00:45:36.210
damn it. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going

00:45:36.210 --> 00:45:38.550
to restart the computer. Of course the audio

00:45:38.550 --> 00:45:41.349
is not rendering when I'm recording the show.

00:45:42.630 --> 00:45:45.150
You know what we're going to do? I can keep recording,

00:45:45.289 --> 00:45:49.030
but I don't have to turn it off because I'm not

00:45:49.030 --> 00:45:53.309
stupid Apple. See? That goes with my Tim Cook

00:45:53.309 --> 00:45:59.690
segment. He's the worst. Was that because I turned

00:45:59.690 --> 00:46:03.469
on the fan? I'm just itchy. My mom has the heat

00:46:03.469 --> 00:46:07.130
on. I live in 64 degree weather because it's

00:46:07.130 --> 00:46:09.849
fucking 85 degrees out all the time in Florida.

00:46:10.710 --> 00:46:16.030
What's going on here? Seeing my Uncle Ken was

00:46:16.030 --> 00:46:19.730
very inspiring. Like I said earlier, the absolute

00:46:19.730 --> 00:46:25.150
fact that he was alive during horse and carriages.

00:46:25.710 --> 00:46:31.110
Blew my mind. I wonder if anybody got blown in

00:46:31.110 --> 00:46:34.010
the horse and carriage. Mm -hmm. You know how

00:46:34.010 --> 00:46:36.510
there's a road head? I wonder if there was horse

00:46:36.510 --> 00:46:42.349
and carriage head. Oh, yeah. He was telling me

00:46:42.349 --> 00:46:44.429
my grandpa was teaching him how to fight and

00:46:44.429 --> 00:46:47.070
stuff. I love hearing stories about my grandpa.

00:46:47.190 --> 00:46:51.210
He was a badass in the war. All right. Let's

00:46:51.210 --> 00:46:54.260
try this out again. Let's see if this Holly Johnson

00:46:54.260 --> 00:46:56.699
woman is doubting Taylor Frankie Paul's exit.

00:46:56.880 --> 00:46:59.519
I grew up in a Mormon church. I attended pretty

00:46:59.519 --> 00:47:02.559
much every Sunday. I was a very consistent member.

00:47:03.500 --> 00:47:06.300
She's a hot piece of ass, by the way. With my

00:47:06.300 --> 00:47:09.900
kids, I was raising them in the church. She's

00:47:09.900 --> 00:47:14.940
an OnlyFans. Oh, yeah! All these girls are wild

00:47:14.940 --> 00:47:19.320
and kinky, man. You know, all of these girls

00:47:19.320 --> 00:47:21.880
just got around, getting passed around like a

00:47:21.880 --> 00:47:24.199
blunt. Don't they believe they have their own

00:47:24.199 --> 00:47:29.380
planet or something? It's weird. I saw this radio

00:47:29.380 --> 00:47:31.539
show in Winston -Salem, North Carolina, did this

00:47:31.539 --> 00:47:33.699
bit where they church swapped and they had the

00:47:33.699 --> 00:47:37.019
Christian girl go to the cult that was known

00:47:37.019 --> 00:47:41.360
as the Mormon Church. Anonymously sent a clip

00:47:41.360 --> 00:47:43.800
to my bishop. My bishop saw all of my lingerie

00:47:43.800 --> 00:47:48.480
photos. Oh, yeah. My reels. Hot piece of ass,

00:47:48.500 --> 00:47:51.400
man. Like, really embarrassing stuff, right?

00:47:51.559 --> 00:47:53.559
A few days later, I received... It's not embarrassing,

00:47:53.579 --> 00:47:55.860
it's hot. I received a letter in the mail saying

00:47:55.860 --> 00:47:59.019
that I... Essentially, I'm excommunicated. My

00:47:59.019 --> 00:48:01.519
first reaction to the video when I saw Frankie

00:48:01.519 --> 00:48:04.480
Paul throwing chairs and... That dirty rotten

00:48:04.480 --> 00:48:08.559
hag! Having a meltdown on camera was... I was

00:48:08.559 --> 00:48:11.199
sad for her, honestly. What? That's the day!

00:48:11.929 --> 00:48:14.929
His women are sad for her. What about the man

00:48:14.929 --> 00:48:17.789
that got beat up and her kid that's traumatized?

00:48:17.889 --> 00:48:21.170
We don't give a crap about her unless you have

00:48:21.170 --> 00:48:23.929
a vagina and you side with the woman. I don't

00:48:23.929 --> 00:48:25.750
condemn her actions because I don't know the

00:48:25.750 --> 00:48:27.289
truth behind it. I don't know if he did something

00:48:27.289 --> 00:48:31.690
to provoke her. Oh, stop it! Stop! When a man

00:48:31.690 --> 00:48:34.349
punches a woman, the man always says, oh, she

00:48:34.349 --> 00:48:36.630
provoked me. And then the women don't allow it,

00:48:36.650 --> 00:48:38.510
which they shouldn't. But then the women are

00:48:38.510 --> 00:48:42.710
allowing that? Shut up! You look like every boring

00:48:42.710 --> 00:48:45.449
girl on OnlyFans. You're not special, honey.

00:48:46.449 --> 00:48:49.389
That's all I freaking heard. Well, you don't

00:48:49.389 --> 00:48:52.230
know both sides. There's no both sides. If you

00:48:52.230 --> 00:48:54.550
want to have equal rights, then both sides works

00:48:54.550 --> 00:48:58.090
like this. You know how it works? It should never

00:48:58.090 --> 00:49:00.929
be a man gets charged. You want equal rights

00:49:00.929 --> 00:49:03.409
in the workplace? Well, you should get equal

00:49:03.409 --> 00:49:06.510
rights being charged. But you're a bunch of brats

00:49:06.510 --> 00:49:11.739
with huge boobs. I don't like, I don't want to

00:49:11.739 --> 00:49:14.320
say I don't like Mormons, but I don't like that

00:49:14.320 --> 00:49:16.460
culture of Mormons where they don't take accountability.

00:49:17.139 --> 00:49:20.219
It's everyone freaking else. You're all a bunch

00:49:20.219 --> 00:49:24.780
of bust downs. Shut up. Here is Tyrese Halliburton

00:49:24.780 --> 00:49:46.539
talking about dating white girls. white people.

00:49:46.559 --> 00:49:49.619
You know what I mean? That video where you see

00:49:49.619 --> 00:49:51.039
me hop out of the car with a bunch of white girls,

00:49:51.079 --> 00:49:54.059
it's like her sister and all her friends from

00:49:54.059 --> 00:49:56.940
growing up. So people killing me. I'm like, these

00:49:56.940 --> 00:50:00.099
are just our people, bro. I am. All the white

00:50:00.099 --> 00:50:03.199
girls are hot. Especially the Snow Buddies, Tyrese's

00:50:03.199 --> 00:50:05.619
around. I would stay with white girls. They're

00:50:05.619 --> 00:50:09.420
so freaking hot, man. You know they just go down

00:50:09.420 --> 00:50:14.429
and do their thing. Absolutely. Positively. I

00:50:14.429 --> 00:50:15.989
would love a white crowd to do their thing on

00:50:15.989 --> 00:50:19.570
me. I didn't like this headline. Nor is Connery

00:50:19.570 --> 00:50:22.650
becoming a bitch, you know. He's a gossip queen.

00:50:24.469 --> 00:50:26.769
And here he is talking to Jason Lee of Hollywood

00:50:26.769 --> 00:50:30.369
Unlocked that he has footage of what broke up

00:50:30.369 --> 00:50:35.260
Migos. interview with takeoff and quavo together

00:50:35.260 --> 00:50:38.500
by the way the migos just be very clear was is

00:50:38.500 --> 00:50:41.460
still probably my favorite hip -hop group of

00:50:41.460 --> 00:50:43.739
this generation because i just love it was the

00:50:43.739 --> 00:50:45.679
only good hip -hop group let's be honest and

00:50:45.679 --> 00:50:48.369
the only one really that they had They legends.

00:50:48.610 --> 00:50:52.030
But you had to. Bad and bullshit. Wait, me and,

00:50:52.070 --> 00:50:55.809
me, cause, cause, cause, like, we're deep, we're,

00:50:55.809 --> 00:50:58.449
we're dipping into a conversation where it seems

00:50:58.449 --> 00:51:00.969
like me and Officer had beef. Like, we didn't

00:51:00.969 --> 00:51:04.929
have beef. Like, what it was, was. What? He asked

00:51:04.929 --> 00:51:06.849
me for a certain thing. He asked him? He asked,

00:51:06.869 --> 00:51:10.030
murdered you? Then I actually did. I just didn't

00:51:10.030 --> 00:51:14.829
do it. Oh, yeah. He was doing the side chicks,

00:51:14.829 --> 00:51:17.130
though. Question of whether or not Offset slept

00:51:17.130 --> 00:51:19.190
with Saweetie Wilder. Absolutely. You took that

00:51:19.190 --> 00:51:22.550
question out. Absolutely. Hey, Norrie's not the

00:51:22.550 --> 00:51:26.329
guy you trust, man. He had one hit. Show your

00:51:26.329 --> 00:51:30.070
ass. A 28 -year -old California man accused of

00:51:30.070 --> 00:51:35.969
swapping Legos with dry pasta. A $34 ,000 target

00:51:35.969 --> 00:51:38.210
theft. Oh, they'll drop the charges because it's

00:51:38.210 --> 00:51:42.190
California. And they're stupid out there. Oh,

00:51:42.230 --> 00:51:48.440
they are. Here is the podcast with Lil Dicky.

00:51:49.750 --> 00:51:53.210
Talking to Wiz Khalifa about Drake being a pure

00:51:53.210 --> 00:51:55.829
rapper. He's so... Well, yeah, but Drake is so

00:51:55.829 --> 00:51:57.650
unbelievable. I feel like Drake... He's really

00:51:57.650 --> 00:52:00.590
talented. I honestly think, like, he doesn't...

00:52:00.590 --> 00:52:02.489
Obviously, he gets his fair due, but, like, him

00:52:02.489 --> 00:52:04.469
as just a pure rapper, of course, all the hits,

00:52:04.570 --> 00:52:08.250
just as a pure rapper, I don't know how... Like,

00:52:08.250 --> 00:52:10.849
to me, there's, like, very little people... I

00:52:10.849 --> 00:52:13.690
think he's got a curse because he's so good.

00:52:14.010 --> 00:52:16.909
Yeah. Like, people don't even get surprised that,

00:52:16.909 --> 00:52:19.130
like... I know, it's himself. That's how good...

00:52:19.150 --> 00:52:22.690
They're like, of course. He's like, fuck, man.

00:52:24.769 --> 00:52:28.250
They're like, yeah, duh. It's like an abusive

00:52:28.250 --> 00:52:30.730
relationship. It's like LeBron. It's like the

00:52:30.730 --> 00:52:32.769
expectation of LeBron being in the finals. Of

00:52:32.769 --> 00:52:35.429
course you're going to have 38 minutes. There

00:52:35.429 --> 00:52:38.969
you go. I wouldn't compare Drake to... Actually,

00:52:38.989 --> 00:52:41.369
I wouldn't compare Drake to LeBron. They're both

00:52:41.369 --> 00:52:47.079
bitches. Here's Black Boy Max, a streamer. He

00:52:47.079 --> 00:52:50.780
says he got a vasectomy at 23. I don't know if

00:52:50.780 --> 00:52:53.099
you're aware of this, by the way, but I got a

00:52:53.099 --> 00:52:57.280
vasectomy at 28. It's great. Did you know that

00:52:57.280 --> 00:52:59.360
Ryan Hoppy got a vasectomy? Well, now you know,

00:52:59.420 --> 00:53:01.500
and we aren't even sure why we told you. Welcome

00:53:01.500 --> 00:53:08.219
back to Hoppy Hour. Here's Black Boy Max. Y 'all

00:53:08.219 --> 00:53:12.219
remember that bit? I failed that bitch. But I

00:53:12.219 --> 00:53:14.940
worse than failed that bitch. Basically, bro.

00:53:16.969 --> 00:53:21.250
a lot, dude. Yeah. Put two and two together,

00:53:21.409 --> 00:53:24.369
I can't be doing this shit. I will not be doing

00:53:24.369 --> 00:53:27.449
this shit. Niggas is not having no black boy

00:53:27.449 --> 00:53:36.730
juniors. Got it. I got a vasectomy. Yeah, you

00:53:36.730 --> 00:53:38.630
got a vasectomy and all the comments from the

00:53:38.630 --> 00:53:41.329
women are bitching at him because they want to

00:53:41.329 --> 00:53:44.389
have his kid because they're gold diggers. Shut

00:53:44.389 --> 00:53:49.639
up. I am shout out of a cannon today. Lil Wayne

00:53:49.639 --> 00:53:51.579
says his feelings is hurt that he hasn't been

00:53:51.579 --> 00:53:53.940
invited to the Grammys or Coachella. You suck

00:53:53.940 --> 00:53:57.920
live. I almost saw the last show of Lil Wayne.

00:53:58.059 --> 00:54:04.940
Lil Wayne. It was at Jonas Live in 2017. And

00:54:04.940 --> 00:54:07.280
he showed up 50 minutes late and mumbled like

00:54:07.280 --> 00:54:14.809
a moron. And then he OD'd on Cody. And TMZ said,

00:54:14.949 --> 00:54:17.429
is the Janice live show the last of Lil Wayne?

00:54:17.949 --> 00:54:21.369
He almost died like four times. You know what

00:54:21.369 --> 00:54:25.309
I mean? Oh yeah, Lil Wayne. You were good in

00:54:25.309 --> 00:54:30.090
like 2005. Oh, by the way, speaking of 2005 rap,

00:54:30.230 --> 00:54:32.590
I can't play the clip because in the podcast

00:54:32.590 --> 00:54:34.489
they were playing Lean With It, Rock With It,

00:54:34.570 --> 00:54:37.929
and that's copyrighted. But them Franchise Boys

00:54:37.929 --> 00:54:39.989
went on a podcast, the last two remaining members,

00:54:40.090 --> 00:54:41.550
because one of them died of stage four cancer,

00:54:41.630 --> 00:54:45.690
which is sad. They said lean with it. Rock with

00:54:45.690 --> 00:54:49.150
it is not about dancing. It's about lean and

00:54:49.150 --> 00:54:53.750
rock, like crack. And that blew my mind. That's

00:54:53.750 --> 00:54:55.929
not the type of blowing I like when it's received

00:54:55.929 --> 00:54:59.150
on me. I'm telling you, man, that was weird.

00:54:59.670 --> 00:55:04.130
The grandson of Coach K, Mike Krasinski. Coach

00:55:04.130 --> 00:55:09.099
K is easier, however you see his last name. Got

00:55:09.099 --> 00:55:12.139
a DWI and fatally killed a 15 -year -old. Here's

00:55:12.139 --> 00:55:14.059
what drove me nuts besides the person dying about

00:55:14.059 --> 00:55:16.900
the headline. It's a freaking algorithm. They

00:55:16.900 --> 00:55:19.320
put an asterisk between the word, between the

00:55:19.320 --> 00:55:23.940
A and fatally and killing with the I. These algorithms

00:55:23.940 --> 00:55:28.840
are so wussified. Who cares? He killed somebody

00:55:28.840 --> 00:55:32.559
and you're going to die someday. You're all wimps.

00:55:34.260 --> 00:55:37.920
Here is Hillary Duff. How she escaped Hollywood

00:55:37.920 --> 00:55:39.940
as a child. I feel like there's kind of like

00:55:39.940 --> 00:55:44.039
this known reputation you have as one of the

00:55:44.039 --> 00:55:47.920
few child stars who escaped the major pitfalls

00:55:47.920 --> 00:55:52.099
of Hollywood. Do you feel that way? Like, do

00:55:52.099 --> 00:55:55.280
you feel like you got out pretty unscathed? Yeah.

00:55:55.599 --> 00:56:01.599
I think that there's no... I think that people

00:56:01.599 --> 00:56:04.679
look at me and think like, oh, she's had it easy

00:56:04.679 --> 00:56:06.980
maybe. And I definitely have not had it easy.

00:56:07.460 --> 00:56:15.619
Um, but I feel okay. Like I really just feel

00:56:15.619 --> 00:56:20.699
okay. I'm like, I did not like go crazy, I guess.

00:56:20.880 --> 00:56:25.719
Um, and I think that a lot of that could have

00:56:25.719 --> 00:56:28.320
to do with my upbringing and feeling like You

00:56:28.320 --> 00:56:30.340
know, like I was protected when I was a child.

00:56:32.400 --> 00:56:35.340
But this industry is like really fucking hard.

00:56:35.519 --> 00:56:38.760
Got it. And it's not until you're like, you take

00:56:38.760 --> 00:56:40.760
some space away from it that you can zoom in

00:56:40.760 --> 00:56:42.579
and be like, oh, that was a weird thing that

00:56:42.579 --> 00:56:46.179
happened. Oh, that was. How did I get through

00:56:46.179 --> 00:56:48.679
that? That, you know, there's there's that. And

00:56:48.679 --> 00:56:51.460
I think it's taken getting to this age to be

00:56:51.460 --> 00:56:58.780
like, give myself like. Blah, blah, blah. You

00:56:58.780 --> 00:57:02.679
never get to the point. Kim Kardashian and Lewis

00:57:02.679 --> 00:57:07.000
Hamilton were at no poop, which means they farted

00:57:07.000 --> 00:57:09.960
all night while banging. Hunter Biden was hanging

00:57:09.960 --> 00:57:13.159
out with fake mink, Sunwrapper. I'm sure they

00:57:13.159 --> 00:57:20.260
did coke together. Cash Patel, the loser, is

00:57:20.260 --> 00:57:22.639
suing the Athletic Magazine for saying he had

00:57:22.639 --> 00:57:25.199
a drinking problem. Bro, you were chugging beer

00:57:25.199 --> 00:57:30.389
with the USAI. You're a moron. Hilary Duff and

00:57:30.389 --> 00:57:33.590
Matt Rosenberg have broken up, or Haley Duff

00:57:33.590 --> 00:57:36.349
and Matt Rosenberg. You know those girls are

00:57:36.349 --> 00:57:39.949
high maintenance and never shut up. And they're

00:57:39.949 --> 00:57:44.809
the absolute worst. Here's Mariah Carey discussing

00:57:44.809 --> 00:57:48.090
the pro football, not pro football, the Rock

00:57:48.090 --> 00:57:50.530
and Roll Hall of Fame. I don't know why Mariah

00:57:50.530 --> 00:57:51.889
Carey got into the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

00:57:51.909 --> 00:57:56.659
That was my bad. She says, this is the TMZ headline.

00:57:56.800 --> 00:58:00.519
They're so clever. She has a song, Fantasy, and

00:58:00.519 --> 00:58:02.099
they said it's not her fantasy to make it into

00:58:02.099 --> 00:58:05.039
the Hall of Fame. Get what they did there. So

00:58:05.039 --> 00:58:09.579
funny. Miss Carrie, I grew up watching your apartment

00:58:09.579 --> 00:58:13.219
on Cribs. I'm so sad you're selling it. Are you

00:58:13.219 --> 00:58:15.320
going to buy something else in Manhattan? No,

00:58:15.340 --> 00:58:33.840
it's right outside the city. Listen, I read the

00:58:33.840 --> 00:58:38.440
horoscopes. I kind of believe in it. My Catholic

00:58:38.440 --> 00:58:40.139
family wouldn't approve of that. But I'm telling

00:58:40.139 --> 00:58:41.940
you, man, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

00:58:42.139 --> 00:58:46.260
when women make their horoscope their whole personality,

00:58:46.500 --> 00:58:53.119
it's freaking annoying. What do you say to your

00:58:53.119 --> 00:58:57.199
fans? Thank you. I love my fans, always. Thank

00:58:57.199 --> 00:58:59.440
you so much. Yeah, nothing says rock and roll

00:58:59.440 --> 00:59:05.030
like Mariah Carey. That paparazzi's voice is

00:59:05.030 --> 00:59:07.690
fricking annoying. Why do I say that? Because

00:59:07.690 --> 00:59:11.469
I have an annoying voice. There you go, honey.

00:59:13.110 --> 00:59:16.210
Kylie Jenner's former housekeeper said staff

00:59:16.210 --> 00:59:18.429
bullied her and discriminated against her. Yeah,

00:59:18.510 --> 00:59:21.170
I'm kind of getting a feeling that as much of

00:59:21.170 --> 00:59:23.579
her pieces of ass as the Kardashians are. They're

00:59:23.579 --> 00:59:27.380
morons. George Bush opens up about his friendship

00:59:27.380 --> 00:59:30.800
with Michelle Obama. It absolutely pisses me

00:59:30.800 --> 00:59:33.519
off how just because Donald Trump's the absolute

00:59:33.519 --> 00:59:37.019
worst that we forget how awful George Bush was.

00:59:37.099 --> 00:59:42.260
He was a moron. He was a stupid nipple baby.

00:59:43.659 --> 00:59:46.360
I get a Lance. He's Joe's show's favorite president.

00:59:46.599 --> 00:59:49.679
I get a Lancey, as I'm sure you know. And I was

00:59:49.679 --> 00:59:51.840
sitting next to Michelle. That's who I sit next

00:59:51.840 --> 00:59:54.619
to at funerals. And I was kind of teasing her

00:59:54.619 --> 00:59:59.300
and stuff. I know rich people that met George

00:59:59.300 --> 01:00:02.440
Bush. And they said he's a very likable guy that

01:00:02.440 --> 01:00:04.619
pissed them off. And I flipped her an Altoid.

01:00:05.159 --> 01:00:08.579
Not as a joke, but I thought she might want one.

01:00:08.780 --> 01:00:12.079
And here's Jenna Bush Hager, who got the job

01:00:12.079 --> 01:00:16.550
because of daddy. Because we all know she's an

01:00:16.550 --> 01:00:20.030
average TV anchor and there's tons of people

01:00:20.030 --> 01:00:22.969
in Des Moines, Iowa that are probably more talented

01:00:22.969 --> 01:00:25.050
than this woman. I got in the car afterwards

01:00:25.050 --> 01:00:27.849
and you said you're trending. Remember when they

01:00:27.849 --> 01:00:33.349
were party girls in like 2004? I don't know what

01:00:33.349 --> 01:00:36.750
trending meant. Yeah, because she's stupid. It's

01:00:36.750 --> 01:00:38.670
pretty obvious to know what it means to be trending.

01:00:39.829 --> 01:00:43.500
Like if you're saying like, I don't know. Like

01:00:43.500 --> 01:00:44.980
the Bob and Tom show. I was listening to the

01:00:44.980 --> 01:00:47.860
memorial and they were interviewing Reggie Miller

01:00:47.860 --> 01:00:50.900
and Tom didn't know what dissing means. That's

01:00:50.900 --> 01:00:52.719
one thing. But to not know what trending is?

01:00:52.820 --> 01:00:54.960
No wonder you sucked as a president. You're a

01:00:54.960 --> 01:01:00.519
moron. You're not very smart. And it turns out

01:01:00.519 --> 01:01:04.719
the country is starved to see a white center

01:01:04.719 --> 01:01:08.179
-right Republican and an African -American center

01:01:08.179 --> 01:01:10.739
-left Democrat. No, they're starved because you're

01:01:10.739 --> 01:01:14.019
an idiot. Having fun, man. Oh, yeah, George Bush,

01:01:14.039 --> 01:01:16.300
so much fun. Thanks for starting the war, moron.

01:01:16.860 --> 01:01:19.260
Oh, you know, this next headline is because she's

01:01:19.260 --> 01:01:23.019
hot as hell. Sidney Sweeney was cut from the

01:01:23.019 --> 01:01:26.480
Devil Wears Prada 2 cameo. Oh, you know, Meryl

01:01:26.480 --> 01:01:28.460
Streep is like, I'm not letting this woman in.

01:01:28.800 --> 01:01:31.500
You know, all the other women don't like her.

01:01:33.869 --> 01:01:37.090
A former governor employee who was awarded $750

01:01:37.090 --> 01:01:40.590
,000 from Todd Chrisley after he trashed her

01:01:40.590 --> 01:01:43.130
on social media is on the hunt for the money.

01:01:43.389 --> 01:01:45.329
Oh, yeah. I don't know if they have that money.

01:01:45.489 --> 01:01:51.650
Mm -hmm. They probably got assets. But you ain't

01:01:51.650 --> 01:01:54.070
getting that money. Todd Chrisley's a sociopathic

01:01:54.070 --> 01:01:58.889
in -the -closet moron. So we all know that Megan

01:01:58.889 --> 01:02:01.250
Rapinoe, not Rapinoe. I thought it was Rapinoe.

01:02:01.849 --> 01:02:12.469
That her and Sue Bird got a divorce. And supposedly

01:02:12.469 --> 01:02:15.750
the ending of their podcast was awkward. Oh,

01:02:15.750 --> 01:02:19.369
good. All the endings of my podcast are awkward

01:02:19.369 --> 01:02:23.269
because I'm awkward. You know what time it is?

01:02:23.989 --> 01:02:28.090
Oh, yeah. It's time for that great segment that

01:02:28.090 --> 01:02:35.320
gets the club going. It is known as side chick

01:02:35.320 --> 01:02:40.860
news. Let's fucking get into it, man. Let me

01:02:40.860 --> 01:02:43.900
turn it up in the club. Right now, I will. I'm

01:02:43.900 --> 01:02:54.179
sorry. Let's go. Side chick news. Got it. We

01:02:54.179 --> 01:02:59.059
talking message today. Mic check. Welcome to

01:02:59.059 --> 01:03:01.440
the search. Riding in the booth. Cut straight.

01:03:01.789 --> 01:03:04.469
through the surface. Call it like I see it. Feelings

01:03:04.469 --> 01:03:06.929
in the hurts, kid. You click the T, now you get

01:03:06.929 --> 01:03:09.449
the whole thermos. The libs playing games, acting

01:03:09.449 --> 01:03:12.010
like they saints. Got a whole spouse home, still

01:03:12.010 --> 01:03:14.789
sliding to the dates. Screenshots saved, little

01:03:14.789 --> 01:03:17.449
goodnight, babe. Then they on a yacht pick, trying

01:03:17.449 --> 01:03:19.969
to hide the face. From the field to the runway,

01:03:20.269 --> 01:03:54.079
everybody frontin'. Who you trying to text? Got

01:03:54.079 --> 01:03:56.519
a ring on your hand, still shopping for the next

01:03:56.519 --> 01:03:58.840
P. All teams stressing, trying to spin it for

01:03:58.840 --> 01:04:01.300
the press, but the group chat memes got receipts

01:04:01.300 --> 01:04:03.719
on deck. From the field goals, missing to the

01:04:03.719 --> 01:04:06.679
model in the mist. One post off life, next post

01:04:06.679 --> 01:05:30.900
I take. Right now, we're going to talk about

01:05:30.900 --> 01:05:35.219
this side chick. The NFL has revealed Mike Vrabel's

01:05:35.219 --> 01:05:38.480
fate amid the Diana Rossini scandal. The New

01:05:38.480 --> 01:05:40.699
England Patriots head coach was photographed

01:05:40.699 --> 01:05:43.820
at a hotel with a sports journalist. NFL chief

01:05:43.820 --> 01:05:47.039
spokesperson Brian McCarthy tells ESPN that the

01:05:47.039 --> 01:05:49.800
organization is not reviewing Vrabel's behavior

01:05:49.800 --> 01:05:53.039
as part of its personal conduct policy. Listen,

01:05:53.139 --> 01:05:58.280
as much of a side chick. Sociopath. Diana Rossini.

01:05:59.239 --> 01:06:02.719
Probably is really good in bed. It's absolutely

01:06:02.719 --> 01:06:06.519
a dull standard that the man gets away on it.

01:06:06.579 --> 01:06:09.619
Which requires coaches to avoid, quote, conduct

01:06:09.619 --> 01:06:12.420
detrimental to the integrity of and public confidence

01:06:12.420 --> 01:06:15.599
in the National Football League. E! News has

01:06:15.599 --> 01:06:17.800
reached out to reps. They reached out for comment

01:06:17.800 --> 01:06:20.400
and didn't hear back. Whatever. You never hear

01:06:20.400 --> 01:06:23.300
back. You're E! News. You're a bunch of morons.

01:06:23.880 --> 01:06:28.119
Joe Jonas' romance with Tatiana Gabriela is heating

01:06:28.119 --> 01:06:31.340
up. On April 18th, the Jonas Brothers band member

01:06:31.340 --> 01:06:34.059
confirms he's dating the model by hard -launching

01:06:34.059 --> 01:06:37.099
their relationship on social media. In the Instagram

01:06:37.099 --> 01:06:40.460
post, Tatiana can be seen cozying up to the singer

01:06:40.460 --> 01:06:43.440
while they pose in a photo booth. Check on, you

01:06:43.440 --> 01:06:46.079
know, Sophia Turner. Sophie Turner. You know,

01:06:46.099 --> 01:06:49.280
she's mad. Elsewhere in the photo dump, Joe shows

01:06:49.280 --> 01:06:51.800
himself soaking up the sun in his girlfriend's

01:06:51.800 --> 01:06:55.119
native Puerto Rico as he enjoys beachside festivities,

01:06:55.320 --> 01:06:58.440
shaved ice, and picturesque sunsets. Oh, yeah,

01:06:58.500 --> 01:07:00.460
she's Puerto Rican, so those arguments are going

01:07:00.460 --> 01:07:04.460
to be wicked. I've dated a Puerto Rican girl.

01:07:04.480 --> 01:07:08.579
They don't forget anything, man. I've never in

01:07:08.579 --> 01:07:11.780
my life been more proud of my wife. Ryan Reynolds

01:07:11.780 --> 01:07:14.739
speaks out in support of Blake Lively. During

01:07:14.739 --> 01:07:17.380
an April 19th appearance on the Today Show, the

01:07:17.380 --> 01:07:20.199
Deadpool star makes a rare comment about Blake's

01:07:20.199 --> 01:07:23.079
ongoing legal battle. Involving her, it ends

01:07:23.079 --> 01:07:26.119
with us co -star and director Justin Baldoni.

01:07:26.360 --> 01:07:28.920
Ryan hints that the public hasn't seen the full

01:07:28.920 --> 01:07:31.880
story candidly. Oh, shut your ass! There's no

01:07:31.880 --> 01:07:34.900
full story because it's a scam! Explaining. You

01:07:34.900 --> 01:07:37.280
know, you really see kind of the illusion behind

01:07:37.280 --> 01:07:38.840
so much of this. I don't want to hear from that

01:07:38.840 --> 01:07:41.300
woman. Shut up, dude. You're a little bitch.

01:07:42.119 --> 01:07:46.940
I'm ready for this. I'm ready for this. Shut

01:07:46.940 --> 01:07:50.860
up. Josh Hutcherson is clarifying his comments

01:07:50.860 --> 01:07:53.800
about Taylor Swift. Oh, yeah. He's one of these

01:07:53.800 --> 01:07:57.639
guys that critique Taylor Swift and all the loser

01:07:57.639 --> 01:08:00.739
Swifties that live in a parasocial relationship.

01:08:02.349 --> 01:08:08.150
Got all mad at her. It's ridiculous. It's absolutely

01:08:08.150 --> 01:08:11.559
stupid. While the actor stands by the admission

01:08:11.559 --> 01:08:14.260
that he is, quote, definitely not a Swiftie,

01:08:14.300 --> 01:08:16.539
he wants the pop star's fans to know that he

01:08:16.539 --> 01:08:19.000
didn't mean anything by it. Of course he did!

01:08:19.260 --> 01:08:21.119
He's critiquing her because she's an annoying

01:08:21.119 --> 01:08:24.220
broad! Recounting to GQ in an interview published

01:08:24.220 --> 01:08:27.119
April 20th, I got some heat because I did a photo

01:08:27.119 --> 01:08:29.539
shoot with Jordan Firstman, and Jordan asked

01:08:29.539 --> 01:08:31.840
me something about being a Taylor Swift fan.

01:08:32.399 --> 01:08:35.800
And I was like, oh no, I'm definitely not a Swiftie.

01:08:35.939 --> 01:08:39.810
Oh no! the sensitive Swifties that claim to be

01:08:39.810 --> 01:08:43.449
feminist all of a sudden got offended because

01:08:43.449 --> 01:08:46.310
you have nothing else in your life. It's never

01:08:46.310 --> 01:08:49.210
your fault. You've been taught by Taylor that

01:08:49.210 --> 01:08:53.039
it's always the man's fault. Shut up. All of

01:08:53.039 --> 01:08:55.279
a sudden, it garnered this, f*** him, he's a

01:08:55.279 --> 01:08:58.619
monster. Destroy him, he's short. Oh, wow, what

01:08:58.619 --> 01:09:01.319
an insult. You're short. Oh, you all use teeth.

01:09:01.819 --> 01:09:04.739
He hates her because he's short. When in reality,

01:09:04.939 --> 01:09:07.939
Josh says it's just a preference. Sharing, I

01:09:07.939 --> 01:09:10.479
think she's great. Her music is not my kind of

01:09:10.479 --> 01:09:11.979
music. Yeah, because you don't want to hear about

01:09:11.979 --> 01:09:13.880
how it's never the woman's fault. It's always

01:09:13.880 --> 01:09:17.500
the man's fault. The actor's troubles began when

01:09:17.500 --> 01:09:19.800
he and Jordan were doing a camera roll roulette

01:09:19.800 --> 01:09:22.439
game during an interview with ID Magazine. in

01:09:22.439 --> 01:09:25.119
December. Yeah. If you got offended by that,

01:09:25.159 --> 01:09:29.579
you're stupid. I'm sorry. It's true. Nikki Garcia

01:09:29.579 --> 01:09:32.659
won't be performing a Bella Buster anytime soon.

01:09:32.979 --> 01:09:36.039
The WWE star shared insight into her recent ankle

01:09:36.039 --> 01:09:38.739
injury which forced her to sit out of WrestleMania

01:09:38.739 --> 01:09:41.359
42 in Los Angeles. Ah, so she had an ankle injury.

01:09:41.560 --> 01:09:43.600
Sorry. to hear about it. I'm going to lunch with

01:09:43.600 --> 01:09:45.699
my aunt at 1230, so I got to be in a little rush.

01:09:46.100 --> 01:09:49.239
Jessica Biel is embracing her life in the mountains.

01:09:49.619 --> 01:09:52.100
Oh, yeah. How does it feel that Justin Timberlake,

01:09:52.199 --> 01:09:55.600
oh, he cheats on you. I hope you're getting your

01:09:55.600 --> 01:09:58.300
own, like Tampa Morning Radio lives. Since she

01:09:58.300 --> 01:10:00.699
and husband Justin Timberlake moved to Montana

01:10:00.699 --> 01:10:03.340
for a change of pace, the actress is giving her

01:10:03.340 --> 01:10:06.520
followers a glimpse at her life in nature. April

01:10:06.520 --> 01:10:08.479
20th, Instagram post. God, she looks like her

01:10:08.479 --> 01:10:11.210
farts are smell. Jessica shows off her new moon

01:10:11.210 --> 01:10:14.270
ritual, and it includes sunsets, crystals, and

01:10:14.270 --> 01:10:17.170
embracing the outdoors. Not just that, they missed

01:10:17.170 --> 01:10:20.130
out on it. She was saging the house. I believe

01:10:20.130 --> 01:10:21.890
in that. I think it just kind of makes you relax.

01:10:22.109 --> 01:10:25.779
I like saging the house. Crazy women do it. Charlize

01:10:25.779 --> 01:10:28.460
Theron is revealing the one trait that embarrasses

01:10:28.460 --> 01:10:30.880
her kids. 50 -year -old has played some tough

01:10:30.880 --> 01:10:33.199
characters throughout her career, from Furiosa

01:10:33.199 --> 01:10:36.359
in Mad Max Fury Road to serial killer Eileen

01:10:36.359 --> 01:10:39.140
Wuornos in Monster. And as a result, she says

01:10:39.140 --> 01:10:41.340
people often make assumptions about her personality,

01:10:41.760 --> 01:10:43.699
telling the New York Times and... Well, you're

01:10:43.699 --> 01:10:45.380
stupid if you don't think she's just acting.

01:10:45.560 --> 01:10:48.239
Mm -hmm. In her 18th interview, she says, quote,

01:10:48.380 --> 01:10:50.579
It's funny because people think I'm a tough bitch.

01:10:50.739 --> 01:10:53.819
Oh, yeah! A lot of people think I am very cold

01:10:53.819 --> 01:10:56.220
because I come cross is self -affirmed like i

01:10:56.220 --> 01:11:00.579
can take care of myself it doesn't matter you're

01:11:00.579 --> 01:11:03.100
acting and the people don't know that they're

01:11:03.100 --> 01:11:07.600
stupid there's my cat justin timberlake is sending

01:11:07.600 --> 01:11:11.039
love to justin bieber after the baby singer closed

01:11:11.039 --> 01:11:14.180
out coachella april 18th with his nostalgia head

01:11:14.180 --> 01:11:16.520
out of all the songs you could reference him

01:11:16.520 --> 01:11:18.420
for you're gonna talk about baby the worst song

01:11:18.420 --> 01:11:21.869
when his balls didn't drop The headlining set,

01:11:22.130 --> 01:11:25.029
the NSYNC alum couldn't help but praise his performance.

01:11:25.510 --> 01:11:28.569
In an April 20th Instagram post, Timberlake shares

01:11:28.569 --> 01:11:31.130
a throwback video of himself and young Bieber

01:11:31.130 --> 01:11:34.390
at the beginning of his music career. Alright,

01:11:34.550 --> 01:11:37.409
so he sang. And then he also brought Billie Eilish

01:11:37.409 --> 01:11:40.369
on stage because she's a believer. I wonder if

01:11:40.369 --> 01:11:45.649
they smashed. You know, she tried. Oh yeah, because

01:11:45.649 --> 01:11:48.829
when you're married to a side chick like Hailey

01:11:48.829 --> 01:11:54.819
Bieber. You totally don't cheat. Brian Cranston

01:11:54.819 --> 01:11:57.739
reflects on working with late great comedian

01:11:57.739 --> 01:12:00.260
Catherine O 'Hara. During a recent interview

01:12:00.260 --> 01:12:02.779
with Esquire, the Breaking Bad star remembers

01:12:02.779 --> 01:12:06.380
his The Studio co -star who died in January after

01:12:06.380 --> 01:12:09.100
a private battle with cancer. Brian saying to

01:12:09.100 --> 01:12:11.979
the outlet, God, I miss her dearly. Adding what

01:12:11.979 --> 01:12:14.640
I picked up from Catherine from decades ago was

01:12:14.640 --> 01:12:17.659
her ability to go all out in a comedy and then

01:12:17.659 --> 01:12:20.579
rest and not be on. Hell yeah, I got to work

01:12:20.579 --> 01:12:23.100
on that. Sometimes when I go to comic bars after.

01:12:23.239 --> 01:12:25.439
recording my podcast. I'm kind of a shock jock

01:12:25.439 --> 01:12:30.239
and I offend morons. Celeste went to Mr. Burke's

01:12:30.239 --> 01:12:33.880
home and again was not heard from again. David

01:12:33.880 --> 01:12:36.439
has been charged for the murder of Celeste Rivas

01:12:36.439 --> 01:12:39.079
Hernandez. Less than a week after the singer

01:12:39.079 --> 01:12:41.680
was arrested in the killing of the 14 year old,

01:12:41.760 --> 01:12:44.300
the singer has been charged with one count of

01:12:44.300 --> 01:12:53.350
murder. What a thug! Loser! On account of continuous

01:12:53.350 --> 01:12:56.149
sexual abuse of a child under the age of 14.

01:12:56.529 --> 01:12:58.649
All right, well, there you go. I don't even want

01:12:58.649 --> 01:13:00.670
to talk about it. All the news has been a David

01:13:00.670 --> 01:13:04.239
loser. Mm -hmm. Christina Applegate is sharing

01:13:04.239 --> 01:13:06.880
a health update. The actor spoke out amid reports

01:13:06.880 --> 01:13:09.619
that she was recently hospitalized in Los Angeles.

01:13:09.880 --> 01:13:12.159
Writing on an April 20th Instagram post showing

01:13:12.159 --> 01:13:14.939
a coffee mug that reads, Kissy Kissy, sitting

01:13:14.939 --> 01:13:17.359
on top of her memoir, You With the Sad Eyes.

01:13:17.500 --> 01:13:19.659
Quote, Thank you for the outpouring of love and

01:13:19.659 --> 01:13:22.359
well wishes. Health issues are a constant for

01:13:22.359 --> 01:13:24.699
me, but I'm a strong chick and I'm getting stronger

01:13:24.699 --> 01:13:27.319
and better every day. Hell yeah, you do you,

01:13:27.380 --> 01:13:31.359
boo. Seems to be working on it. Christina Aguilera

01:13:31.359 --> 01:13:33.939
steps out with micro bangs and a bob for date

01:13:33.939 --> 01:13:36.380
night. The Grammy winner debuts a striking new

01:13:36.380 --> 01:13:38.779
hairdo as she steps out for the 12th Breakthrough

01:13:38.779 --> 01:13:41.420
Prize ceremony in Santa Monica, California on

01:13:41.420 --> 01:13:44.140
April 18th for a stylish date night with her

01:13:44.140 --> 01:13:46.539
fiancé, Matthew Rutler. She has a new haircut.

01:13:46.739 --> 01:13:52.229
She still has those nice -ass boobies. on the

01:13:52.229 --> 01:13:54.510
red carpet christina shows off her chin length

01:13:54.510 --> 01:13:57.729
blonde bob that features wispy micro bangs she

01:13:57.729 --> 01:14:00.449
wears a trust me as a man i ain't looking at

01:14:00.449 --> 01:14:02.729
the hair black gown that features a figure hugging

01:14:02.729 --> 01:14:09.369
latex bodice and sheer skirt she's dirty we all

01:14:09.369 --> 01:14:12.840
know that A controversial website that pushed

01:14:12.840 --> 01:14:15.779
conspiracy theories is getting a new life with

01:14:15.779 --> 01:14:18.560
a twist. Chicago -based satire outlet The Onion

01:14:18.560 --> 01:14:22.039
is relaunching InfoWars as a parody site. The

01:14:22.039 --> 01:14:24.579
company previously acquired the platform through

01:14:24.579 --> 01:14:27.199
a lawsuit filed by the families of the Sandy

01:14:27.199 --> 01:14:29.380
Hooks. It really is no different than The Onion,

01:14:29.479 --> 01:14:33.409
because Alex Jones is a loser! shooting victims.

01:14:34.050 --> 01:14:37.229
Although he was right about Epstein and that,

01:14:37.310 --> 01:14:39.770
but everyone kind of knew. The general public

01:14:39.770 --> 01:14:43.170
didn't know. Eminem is marking his 18th year

01:14:43.170 --> 01:14:46.090
of sobriety in an April 20th Instagram post.

01:14:46.390 --> 01:14:48.229
The rapper shared a photo of himself wearing

01:14:48.229 --> 01:14:50.729
a graphic t -shirt while holding up a sobriety

01:14:50.729 --> 01:14:56.369
coin. Not that much to that. What's going on

01:14:56.369 --> 01:15:00.630
here with this brun? I've never in my life been

01:15:00.630 --> 01:15:04.029
more proud of my life. People have no idea what's

01:15:04.029 --> 01:15:07.250
really going on, you know? You sound like you're

01:15:07.250 --> 01:15:10.829
whipped! I'm just never in my life more proud

01:15:10.829 --> 01:15:13.069
of someone with that level of integrity that

01:15:13.069 --> 01:15:14.630
brings that with them and carries that with them

01:15:14.630 --> 01:15:15.970
in everything that they do. Trust me, if there

01:15:15.970 --> 01:15:18.390
was the opposite of integrity, it'd be your dirty,

01:15:18.430 --> 01:15:24.659
rotten wife! She's a douchebag! Ryan's full -on

01:15:24.659 --> 01:15:26.840
defense comes less than a month before Blake

01:15:26.840 --> 01:15:29.560
and Justin's sexual harassment trial. Oh, yeah.

01:15:29.680 --> 01:15:31.939
I bet they're regretting it now. Because they're

01:15:31.939 --> 01:15:38.920
morons! Is set to kick off in federal court.

01:15:39.000 --> 01:15:41.100
And Blake's face always looks like she's smelling

01:15:41.100 --> 01:15:44.579
a fart. In Manhattan. I think now that the most

01:15:44.579 --> 01:15:46.880
serious claims have been dismissed, I think a

01:15:46.880 --> 01:15:49.479
settlement is actually possible. The trial is

01:15:49.479 --> 01:15:52.220
set to last about three weeks, but oh my God,

01:15:52.260 --> 01:15:54.699
a bunch of rich people bitching about nonsense.

01:15:56.340 --> 01:15:59.039
Why you got issues in the room? Neither side

01:15:59.039 --> 01:16:01.680
is letting up. I thought we were friends. Justin

01:16:01.680 --> 01:16:04.159
is pushing back on Blake's move to block talk

01:16:04.159 --> 01:16:06.779
about her net worth. Yeah, that's pretty important,

01:16:06.859 --> 01:16:10.359
honey. Justin wants to discuss Blake's finances

01:16:10.359 --> 01:16:13.159
at trial because it's a question of damage. Oh

01:16:13.159 --> 01:16:17.199
yeah! Even if Lively proves that Baldoni harmed

01:16:17.199 --> 01:16:20.760
her, she needs to prove how much she was harmed

01:16:20.760 --> 01:16:23.640
monetarily. Oh wow, that's a good one. That's

01:16:23.640 --> 01:16:26.079
a good liar. She doesn't want people to know

01:16:26.079 --> 01:16:29.340
her and know her because she's a hag. And he's

01:16:29.340 --> 01:16:31.819
getting the thank you he deserves. You may have

01:16:31.819 --> 01:16:33.819
heard about the principal who tackled an active

01:16:33.819 --> 01:16:36.619
shooter in his high school. Now he's getting

01:16:36.619 --> 01:16:39.500
that big thank you. Hell yeah! What a badass!

01:16:43.210 --> 01:16:45.529
Hall spoke with a DJ who made sure that hero

01:16:45.529 --> 01:16:49.750
principal got a celebration fit for a kink. So

01:16:49.750 --> 01:16:52.210
he became a prom king. There you freaking go.

01:16:52.329 --> 01:17:10.279
Today's speed round show. Katy Perry puts her

01:17:10.279 --> 01:17:12.640
credit card in a Trevi fountain for good luck.

01:17:13.000 --> 01:17:21.939
Oh, yeah. Time to go on a spending spree. And

01:17:21.939 --> 01:17:24.119
then she brought it out. Katy Perry put her own

01:17:24.119 --> 01:17:26.880
hilarious spin on a beloved visitor tradition.

01:17:27.140 --> 01:17:33.720
Oh, it's so funny. So hilarious. So wild. A recent

01:17:33.720 --> 01:17:37.140
trip to Rome. All right, there you go. She's

01:17:37.140 --> 01:17:43.140
just an annoying woman, isn't she? What's going

01:17:43.140 --> 01:17:50.520
on here? Today on TMZ. Okay, I did not know this

01:17:50.520 --> 01:17:52.279
was going to happen. I was actually sleeping.

01:17:52.640 --> 01:17:56.840
TMZ is in D .C. Donnell Rawlings. Yeah! Our TMZ

01:17:56.840 --> 01:17:59.859
D .C. crew on a tour of Washington, D .C. We

01:17:59.859 --> 01:18:02.000
gotta go to the White House. And it went off

01:18:02.000 --> 01:18:03.560
the rails. You know what the irony of this is?

01:18:03.659 --> 01:18:06.039
A black man takes a white person to the White

01:18:06.039 --> 01:18:12.340
House. Everything's about race! Jacob says, what

01:18:12.340 --> 01:18:14.770
a night. Jacob's day got considerably better

01:18:14.770 --> 01:18:17.569
from what happened in the afternoon. He was on

01:18:17.569 --> 01:18:19.250
Team Z Live and Harvey said, how was your time

01:18:19.250 --> 01:18:21.649
in D .C.? I mean, where do I start? Where is

01:18:21.649 --> 01:18:25.430
that? I walk into a cafeteria and f*** up. Why

01:18:25.430 --> 01:18:29.170
didn't you start there? Oh my gosh. What an annoying

01:18:29.170 --> 01:18:33.329
dude. So singer David was arrested. He's a thug!

01:18:33.850 --> 01:18:36.130
On suspicion of murdering Celeste Revis in a

01:18:36.130 --> 01:18:38.989
dramatic scene. But there could be a big problem

01:18:38.989 --> 01:18:42.449
with the prosecution. Case against him. This

01:18:42.449 --> 01:18:45.109
is not a slam dunk case. There are reasons to

01:18:45.109 --> 01:18:47.810
believe David may well have known she was in

01:18:47.810 --> 01:18:49.930
the trunk of that car. Got it. That doesn't mean

01:18:49.930 --> 01:18:54.390
he killed her. Harvey Levins. Oh, he's got to

01:18:54.390 --> 01:18:58.449
beat the contrarian. Cree Summer and Kadeem Hardison.

01:18:58.590 --> 01:19:00.829
And they're both on the reboot. I like how the

01:19:00.829 --> 01:19:02.689
girl's wearing a hat that says smoke weed at

01:19:02.689 --> 01:19:05.399
a funeral. Hell yeah. That's what I did at my

01:19:05.399 --> 01:19:07.100
uncle's funeral. Of a different world. They're

01:19:07.100 --> 01:19:09.739
both coming back. Everybody's coming back. Nostalgia's

01:19:09.739 --> 01:19:12.239
really in. Nostalgia's always been in. It just

01:19:12.239 --> 01:19:14.380
changes what we're nostalgic about. You can't

01:19:14.380 --> 01:19:15.819
do nostalgia for your shows anymore because my

01:19:15.819 --> 01:19:22.609
three sons are all dead. wrestlemania is going

01:19:22.609 --> 01:19:26.090
down this weekend and the wwe set up an exhibition

01:19:26.090 --> 01:19:28.510
to honor hulk hogan he's not even mount rushmore

01:19:28.510 --> 01:19:30.409
wrestling he just is the mount there's no second

01:19:30.409 --> 01:19:32.369
when i was a kid there was this announcer who

01:19:32.369 --> 01:19:34.369
was really famous named dick lane why is it always

01:19:34.369 --> 01:19:36.930
with you dude you never met a richard man i haven't

01:19:36.930 --> 01:19:39.470
even told you about my friend former d .a richard

01:19:39.470 --> 01:19:42.789
size you bet me a thousand dollars and i'll prove

01:19:42.789 --> 01:19:52.489
it i shouldn't have googled size huh It's so

01:19:52.489 --> 01:19:57.670
loud over there, TMZ. I saw this headline here.

01:19:58.470 --> 01:20:01.909
And I kind of knew this was going to happen.

01:20:02.409 --> 01:20:07.529
But I still couldn't believe it. You know what

01:20:07.529 --> 01:20:12.670
it is? know that Michael Jackson is probably

01:20:12.670 --> 01:20:16.409
a pedophile if you're a kiss ass fan of his he

01:20:16.409 --> 01:20:18.810
wouldn't piss on you if you're on fire he'd piss

01:20:18.810 --> 01:20:22.069
on you sexually and I'm telling you we all know

01:20:22.069 --> 01:20:25.489
he was guilty and supposedly they left that part

01:20:25.489 --> 01:20:28.840
out of the movie Just two years after Michael

01:20:28.840 --> 01:20:30.819
Jackson's song Black or White, which is about

01:20:30.819 --> 01:20:33.460
unity, was released, fans were divided when he

01:20:33.460 --> 01:20:35.720
was accused of child molestation. Allegation.

01:20:35.779 --> 01:20:38.800
Yeah, that was the time as a kid where I learned

01:20:38.800 --> 01:20:42.100
what a pedophile was. My parents were so uncomfortable

01:20:42.100 --> 01:20:45.420
in the car. They didn't know what to say. Because

01:20:45.420 --> 01:20:48.520
he's a pedophile. And that's all he is. And he

01:20:48.520 --> 01:20:52.260
consistently denied. Of course he's going to

01:20:52.260 --> 01:20:58.500
deny it. What's he going to say? who obtained

01:20:58.500 --> 01:21:01.359
the biopic's original script reports any scenes

01:21:01.359 --> 01:21:03.460
that depicted the dark chapter in Jackson's life

01:21:03.460 --> 01:21:08.180
had to be cut. Oh, yeah! Because why? Why have

01:21:08.180 --> 01:21:10.699
an honest documentary? He was found innocent.

01:21:11.359 --> 01:21:14.579
So in the movie, it would be that he won, even

01:21:14.579 --> 01:21:16.279
though I don't believe he's innocent. But all

01:21:16.279 --> 01:21:20.079
the Michael Jackson fans that are giant accent

01:21:20.079 --> 01:21:24.100
boomers are so frickin' whipped by him. Mm -hmm.

01:21:24.800 --> 01:21:29.909
Let's just rewrite the past. According to Variety

01:21:29.909 --> 01:21:32.189
sources, a sequence where investigators arrive

01:21:32.189 --> 01:21:34.710
at Jackson's Neverland Ranch searching for evidence

01:21:34.710 --> 01:21:37.090
was one of many removed from the film due to

01:21:37.090 --> 01:21:40.529
legal reasons. I'm sure the legal reasons are

01:21:40.529 --> 01:21:42.770
they didn't want to hit it. It's a part of his

01:21:42.770 --> 01:21:47.869
life. Those changes in the film directed by Antoine

01:21:47.869 --> 01:21:50.930
Fuqua reportedly resulted in a 10 to 15 million

01:21:50.930 --> 01:21:53.930
dollar 22 day reshoot. Oh, yeah, they got to

01:21:53.930 --> 01:21:57.510
reshoot it because why hide and why be honest?

01:21:58.000 --> 01:22:01.020
Adding to the film's already $155 million budget.

01:22:02.619 --> 01:22:05.100
Listen, I loved, I had his box set. It was like

01:22:05.100 --> 01:22:07.880
a big white box set and I loved his music. And

01:22:07.880 --> 01:22:09.899
once I found out more about him, he just creeps

01:22:09.899 --> 01:22:15.279
me out, man. He gives me bad vibes. Creeps me

01:22:15.279 --> 01:22:19.859
out, man. It's not good vibes. I don't look at

01:22:19.859 --> 01:22:22.539
Michael Jackson and go, oh yeah, I want to hang

01:22:22.539 --> 01:22:26.609
out with him. When I used to do videos, I didn't

01:22:26.609 --> 01:22:28.550
get the million dollar budgets. I got the $50

01:22:28.550 --> 01:22:30.489
,000. All right, I can't play any more of this

01:22:30.489 --> 01:22:32.949
because it's got copyright. But yeah, you all

01:22:32.949 --> 01:22:36.989
enable it. And you all covered it up. It's ridiculous.

01:22:42.369 --> 01:22:49.270
Oh, yeah. We got 140 days left until the NFL

01:22:49.270 --> 01:22:53.470
returns. And I don't want it to return. It means

01:22:53.470 --> 01:22:55.949
the days are going to get shorter and that it's

01:22:55.949 --> 01:22:59.869
going to get cold out. I'm ready for when it's

01:22:59.869 --> 01:23:02.850
going to be the NBA playoffs, which we're currently

01:23:02.850 --> 01:23:07.609
in and we'll get to in a second. Oh, yeah. Honestly,

01:23:07.869 --> 01:23:13.310
the NFL is cool, but I prefer the NBA. Oh, we've

01:23:13.310 --> 01:23:17.390
had an off season. Stefan Diggs getting in trouble.

01:23:18.989 --> 01:23:22.390
Mike Vrabel banging out Diana Rossini, but not

01:23:22.390 --> 01:23:26.149
getting in trouble for it. And Josh Allen having

01:23:26.149 --> 01:23:30.609
a baby. And I was realizing that the Indiana

01:23:30.609 --> 01:23:34.750
quarterback sided with Derek Chauvin. It's been

01:23:34.750 --> 01:23:38.930
quite the offseason for football. But before

01:23:38.930 --> 01:23:41.470
I get to Josh Allen, let's let this play out.

01:23:53.710 --> 01:23:56.670
Allen is singing Haley Steinfeld's praises. The

01:23:56.670 --> 01:23:59.050
Buffalo Bills quarterback gives his wife. Of

01:23:59.050 --> 01:24:01.189
course she is. She's hot as hell. She's wifey

01:24:01.189 --> 01:24:04.609
material. I'd rather marry her than Taylor. You

01:24:04.609 --> 01:24:08.149
know Haley brings it in bed. Who he tied the

01:24:08.149 --> 01:24:11.229
knot with in May 2025, a big shout out during

01:24:11.229 --> 01:24:13.489
an April 20th press conference with the team.

01:24:13.829 --> 01:24:16.090
Earlier in the month, Haley and Josh announced

01:24:16.090 --> 01:24:18.310
the arrival of their first child together, a

01:24:18.310 --> 01:24:24.189
baby girl. All right, so there you go. Time for

01:24:24.189 --> 01:24:30.210
a Tampa Bay news. Let's go. I'm ready to go right

01:24:30.210 --> 01:24:43.569
now. Yo, it's happy hour. We about to go live.

01:24:43.829 --> 01:24:46.250
Tampa Bay news. It's the place we arrive. From

01:24:46.250 --> 01:24:48.529
the beach to the bay and the city's crazy moves.

01:24:48.689 --> 01:25:10.449
We got stories hotter than the floor. What's

01:25:10.449 --> 01:25:13.109
going on with this hot -ass woman from Pinellas

01:25:13.109 --> 01:25:16.829
Park? Happening in just a few hours, Emily Martinez,

01:25:17.050 --> 01:25:19.470
who faces charges in both Pinellas and Hillsborough

01:25:19.470 --> 01:25:21.689
counties, will appear in court. Investigators

01:25:21.689 --> 01:25:23.689
say multiple people reported complications from

01:25:23.689 --> 01:25:27.590
veneer implants done by Martinez. She's such

01:25:27.590 --> 01:25:31.569
a hottie. You know she would bring the ruckus

01:25:31.569 --> 01:25:35.930
in bed. They say she used crazy glue. Oh, yeah.

01:25:36.510 --> 01:25:41.800
She's got crazy eyes. Refuse to fix the issues

01:25:41.800 --> 01:25:44.420
or provide refunds. Yeah, because she's a moron.

01:25:44.680 --> 01:25:48.800
She's stupid! Doesn't mean she's not hot, though.

01:25:48.899 --> 01:25:51.899
That's all I'm going to say. On the road, Trooper

01:25:51.899 --> 01:25:53.979
Ken Watson has seen it all. You're going to see

01:25:53.979 --> 01:25:59.060
people with iPads and cell phones. And occasionally

01:25:59.060 --> 01:26:01.479
you'll find someone even writing down on a notebook.

01:26:01.739 --> 01:26:04.899
He's talking about drivers who should be driving.

01:26:05.079 --> 01:26:07.300
So many people are trying to get so many things

01:26:07.300 --> 01:26:12.960
done in a short amount of time. multitasking.

01:26:13.060 --> 01:26:16.100
The Florida Highway Patrol says 2 ,100 serious

01:26:16.100 --> 01:26:19.340
crashes and more than 300 traffic fatalities

01:26:19.340 --> 01:26:22.859
occurred last year from distracted drivers. Alright,

01:26:22.899 --> 01:26:26.560
so there's that. What's the line from Lil Wayne

01:26:26.560 --> 01:26:29.159
from Rich as Fuck? Yeah, let's talk to the cops.

01:26:29.279 --> 01:26:35.460
I don't speak pink. Mm -hmm. Me and Janet Jackson.

01:26:35.859 --> 01:26:39.550
Mm -hmm. Morning, an elementary teacher from

01:26:39.550 --> 01:26:42.789
Hillsborough County out on bond and facing DUI

01:26:42.789 --> 01:26:47.069
charges. Loser! Hillsborough County deputies

01:26:47.069 --> 01:26:49.350
arresting 35 -year -old Jacob Cohen early Sunday.

01:26:49.430 --> 01:26:53.470
He is a rough 35. He just looks like one of your

01:26:53.470 --> 01:26:55.529
mutants that listens to Kelton in the morning.

01:26:55.710 --> 01:26:57.729
Morning after a traffic stop in Tampa, they say

01:26:57.729 --> 01:27:00.569
they saw signs of impairment and Cohen refused

01:27:00.569 --> 01:27:04.250
to give a breath sample. Oh, yeah! You know the

01:27:04.250 --> 01:27:07.789
only time he blows something is only when he

01:27:07.789 --> 01:27:15.729
gets blown. I guess BTS is going to be in Tampa.

01:27:16.270 --> 01:27:19.829
The streets are going to be shut down. What else

01:27:19.829 --> 01:27:23.550
is going on in Tampa? Indian Rock's speech is

01:27:23.550 --> 01:27:26.250
cracking down on short -term rentals and adding

01:27:26.250 --> 01:27:29.430
surge fines. Man, Indian Rock's speech is just

01:27:29.430 --> 01:27:33.100
a bunch of greedy imbeciles. that are ripping

01:27:33.100 --> 01:27:37.119
you off. They're scumbags. May they burn in hell.

01:27:37.760 --> 01:27:40.399
Even though hell's not real. When we die, it

01:27:40.399 --> 01:28:04.689
goes black. Yeah. Six, seven. Six mad, but he

01:28:04.689 --> 01:28:07.529
been in these mics. All in ten heights, now the

01:28:07.529 --> 01:28:09.930
cynic is tight. From the berms to the block,

01:28:10.029 --> 01:28:12.250
that's a hell of a height. Turn the dial, see

01:28:12.250 --> 01:28:15.270
his name on the lights. He got callers on the

01:28:15.270 --> 01:28:17.630
lines, trying to break they news. From the side

01:28:17.630 --> 01:28:20.069
to the sticks, they relate to the views. Every

01:28:20.069 --> 01:28:23.109
segment like a story from the avenue. Turn slick,

01:28:23.369 --> 01:28:26.869
then he fact check the attitude. This that Chicago

01:28:26.869 --> 01:28:49.279
news. Hop in, I will let them choose. What's

01:28:49.279 --> 01:28:52.840
going on with these ones? Okay, we got to talk

01:28:52.840 --> 01:28:55.180
about this because there's always action when

01:28:55.180 --> 01:28:57.140
we're talking about the Chicago Bears and this

01:28:57.140 --> 01:29:00.159
just in. Leaders visited the site of the would

01:29:00.159 --> 01:29:02.340
-be Hammond Indiana Stadium today to confirm

01:29:02.340 --> 01:29:05.220
the meeting, saying it is another positive step

01:29:05.220 --> 01:29:07.880
in the process of finishing necessary due diligence

01:29:07.880 --> 01:29:10.880
work for the Hammond site. That site is the clubhouse

01:29:10.880 --> 01:29:14.140
at Lost Marsh Golf Club. Today is the deadline

01:29:14.140 --> 01:29:16.119
for... Man, how many weed arrests would happen

01:29:16.119 --> 01:29:18.920
outside that stadium? Bills to move from one

01:29:18.920 --> 01:29:21.300
chamber to the other. Alright, so the Bears are

01:29:21.300 --> 01:29:25.420
stupid. They're the worst! Even though they had

01:29:25.420 --> 01:29:27.520
a good year. Local faith leaders are jumping

01:29:27.520 --> 01:29:30.319
into the ongoing clash between Pope Leo and the

01:29:30.319 --> 01:29:33.060
Trump administration. The president has angered

01:29:33.060 --> 01:29:35.380
many Catholics by criticizing the Pope. And now

01:29:35.380 --> 01:29:38.460
all the freaking priests! The Pope's already

01:29:38.460 --> 01:29:41.079
defended you! You don't need to talk about it!

01:29:41.159 --> 01:29:44.020
Now all the freaking priests are speaking up!

01:29:44.039 --> 01:29:46.390
Shut up! Pope's call to end the war. And make

01:29:46.390 --> 01:29:48.829
sure you guys aren't pedophiles, please. Iran.

01:29:48.930 --> 01:29:51.409
And today, one of Chicago's most prominent Catholic

01:29:51.409 --> 01:29:57.350
leaders fired back. So we're gathered here as

01:29:57.350 --> 01:30:00.930
a church. Got it. Because what is taking place

01:30:00.930 --> 01:30:05.510
right now in this country is an attack on the

01:30:05.510 --> 01:30:10.770
church. What are you doing? What about the attack

01:30:10.770 --> 01:30:15.130
on children? Is that fine? Time for Fresno News.

01:30:15.949 --> 01:30:26.109
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Microphone. Yeah.

01:30:26.289 --> 01:30:30.090
Yeah. Yeah. Six nine tower. Fresno's loudest

01:30:30.090 --> 01:30:32.430
tower. Mic in his grip. Got the world feeling

01:30:32.430 --> 01:30:34.930
sour. Poppy on the block. Dropping facts like

01:30:34.930 --> 01:30:37.529
boulders. Words cut sharply. The city on his

01:30:37.529 --> 01:30:40.210
shoulders. News so raw. Unfiltered truth spray.

01:30:40.729 --> 01:30:44.560
Fresno's posting every word that he say. No bow,

01:30:44.699 --> 01:31:54.859
no disguise i do shout out global progress being

01:31:54.859 --> 01:31:57.140
met locally iran announced it has opened the

01:31:57.140 --> 01:31:59.380
straight of hormuz a critical oil shipping route

01:31:59.380 --> 01:32:01.600
and markets are responding with optimism we're

01:32:01.600 --> 01:32:05.180
about 50 cents a gallon especially on diesel

01:32:05.180 --> 01:32:08.819
down from the peak i'm sure with this 10 percent

01:32:09.569 --> 01:32:12.510
Decrease in crude, we'll see some more fuel price

01:32:12.510 --> 01:32:15.449
decreases going through tonight. We're still

01:32:15.449 --> 01:32:18.090
in a state of flux. That state of flux means

01:32:18.090 --> 01:32:20.670
prices are volatile. We aren't even quoting fuel

01:32:20.670 --> 01:32:24.630
prices right now because it's so volatile. So

01:32:24.630 --> 01:32:29.390
the Fresno prices went up. More people just leave

01:32:29.390 --> 01:32:33.890
California because of that scum bag known as

01:32:33.890 --> 01:32:37.270
Gavin Newsom. Bradley Nicholson learned his fate

01:32:37.270 --> 01:32:40.489
in court today after... shooting at two Fresno

01:32:40.489 --> 01:32:43.369
police officers last year, nearly hitting one

01:32:43.369 --> 01:32:45.810
of them in the head. Thanks for joining us tonight

01:32:45.810 --> 01:32:47.729
for Live at Six. I'm Warren Armstrong. And good

01:32:47.729 --> 01:32:49.890
evening, I'm Margo Kim. We're live on ABC 30,

01:32:50.090 --> 01:32:52.270
Hulu Live, and wherever you stream. All right,

01:32:52.289 --> 01:32:57.789
so he got 30 years to shoot at a company. I don't

01:32:57.789 --> 01:32:59.270
feel like playing the radio news music because

01:32:59.270 --> 01:33:07.689
I got to go soon. KRX Cube in Sacramento 98 Rock.

01:33:09.180 --> 01:33:13.739
They just added Abe Cannon to the mornings. Good

01:33:13.739 --> 01:33:20.020
job, boys. It's great. Hey, it's Abe Cannon from

01:33:20.020 --> 01:33:22.500
98 Rock, and you are listening to Hoppy Hour

01:33:22.500 --> 01:33:24.659
with Ryan Hoppy. All right, so there's that.

01:33:25.399 --> 01:33:29.600
Tucker Carlson is disowning Trump a little too

01:33:29.600 --> 01:33:34.380
late. Oh, God, my aunt said they're listening

01:33:34.380 --> 01:33:36.680
to Hoppy Radio while driving to pick me up. That's

01:33:36.680 --> 01:33:38.560
gross. That's terrible. I'm sorry you guys have

01:33:38.560 --> 01:33:41.699
to do that. Patriots coach said he had a hard

01:33:41.699 --> 01:33:45.899
discussion with good old his wife that he cheated

01:33:45.899 --> 01:33:48.619
on. And Kaylin Clark's ungrateful teammate is

01:33:48.619 --> 01:33:51.720
mad that she's making $670 ,000 and wants more.

01:33:51.880 --> 01:33:54.640
What do you want? Your league doesn't make any

01:33:54.640 --> 01:33:58.560
money, honey. How do you expect to get by? Here

01:33:58.560 --> 01:34:06.920
was Stephen Curry talking about losing. Multiple,

01:34:06.920 --> 01:34:09.539
sure. That's more than one. Multiple seasons.

01:34:10.140 --> 01:34:13.159
Perfect, perfect. Would you be interested in

01:34:13.159 --> 01:34:18.560
an extension? Uh, for sure. There you go. And

01:34:18.560 --> 01:34:22.739
finally on Hoppy Hour, I can't stand narcissistic

01:34:22.739 --> 01:34:26.100
people that work in media, that treat everybody

01:34:26.100 --> 01:34:29.119
like crap, that yell at people behind the scenes.

01:34:29.199 --> 01:34:31.260
Many of the people I've worked with have done

01:34:31.260 --> 01:34:35.539
this. At Alex Cooper's Unwell Network, that's

01:34:35.539 --> 01:34:38.800
the home of Call Her Daddy, TMZ says it's more

01:34:38.800 --> 01:34:42.840
like I Yell Network. Alex Cooper's husband has

01:34:42.840 --> 01:34:45.600
a reputation for berating and yelling at staffers

01:34:45.600 --> 01:34:49.640
working on her network. He oversees the day -to

01:34:49.640 --> 01:34:52.699
-day operations. Dude, if you're yelling at people,

01:34:52.920 --> 01:34:55.800
I'm sure you underpay them and I'm sure Alex

01:34:55.800 --> 01:34:58.699
Cooper keeps all the money. You look like a douchebag.

01:35:00.060 --> 01:35:01.699
You look like somebody I wouldn't want to hang

01:35:01.699 --> 01:35:05.199
out with. You're a moron. You're a bully. And

01:35:05.199 --> 01:35:07.680
you're hanging around your annoying wife that

01:35:07.680 --> 01:35:10.220
thinks she's better than everybody even though

01:35:10.220 --> 01:35:12.640
we're all going to die at the end of the day.

01:35:12.760 --> 01:35:15.220
You're literally bringing your staffers to tears.

01:35:15.340 --> 01:35:19.220
You're bringing your staffers to tears. saying

01:35:19.220 --> 01:35:21.479
that they'll never work in Hollywood again if

01:35:21.479 --> 01:35:24.439
they messed up. If you care that somebody is

01:35:24.439 --> 01:35:26.939
going to go work somewhere else, you're a sociopathic

01:35:26.939 --> 01:35:29.840
moron. And when you die, everyone's going to

01:35:29.840 --> 01:35:33.960
go, oh yeah, Alex Cooper's essentially nepo husband

01:35:33.960 --> 01:35:37.859
was a douchebag. And I'm sure you never cheat

01:35:37.859 --> 01:35:41.619
on Alex, freaking idiot. You make all men look

01:35:41.619 --> 01:36:18.039
bad, you douchebag. And that is that. As a reminder,

01:36:18.300 --> 01:36:20.319
if you don't feel like listening to this next

01:36:20.319 --> 01:36:23.039
song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of

01:36:23.039 --> 01:36:25.720
Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick

01:36:25.720 --> 01:36:58.319
around, folks. Blow the candles out, blow the

01:36:58.319 --> 01:37:02.119
candles out Sagittarius, birthday November 27th

01:37:02.119 --> 01:37:05.020
Feel like that until I end up in one of heaven

01:37:05.020 --> 01:37:06.460
They be thinkin' they be claimin' the fortune

01:37:06.460 --> 01:37:08.520
And with the bullshit they handin' now To the

01:37:08.520 --> 01:37:11.000
system, make a wish and Blow the candles out,

01:37:11.100 --> 01:37:13.180
blow the all -white phantom out I'ma get them

01:37:13.180 --> 01:37:14.420
with the pants and the shirt and the shoes and

01:37:14.420 --> 01:37:15.640
the hat With the shades and the chain and the

01:37:15.640 --> 01:37:17.140
watch is the reason I be standin' now That's

01:37:17.140 --> 01:37:18.979
where ice will spin that cake while I lick the

01:37:18.979 --> 01:37:21.560
icing off the cake It's custom be there, y 'all,

01:37:21.560 --> 01:38:40.590
come on everyone Bad to Gucci bag, matching Gucci

01:38:40.590 --> 01:38:43.569
pumps. Shoes matching the belt. Skirt matching

01:38:43.569 --> 01:38:46.210
the blouse. Chain matching the ring. Yeah, I'm

01:38:46.210 --> 01:38:49.050
doing my thing. Y 'all got so many haters. Why

01:38:49.050 --> 01:38:51.550
is so many haters? It's like a mental patient.

01:38:51.710 --> 01:38:54.050
I floss like a dentist patient. This shit testing

01:38:54.050 --> 01:38:56.529
my patience. It's a good work in my life. I'm

01:38:56.529 --> 01:38:58.609
getting spinning. I'm on it like a church in

01:38:58.609 --> 01:39:00.770
the city. Laying on gas, skin blowing, pushing

01:39:00.770 --> 01:39:16.130
the winds. I'm a hood star and I'm spottin' like

01:39:16.130 --> 01:39:18.810
a rock star I'm better on lean, got my picks

01:39:18.810 --> 01:39:21.069
game meanin' You can't help it, bring me money,

01:39:21.210 --> 01:39:24.930
I'm the boss of the street I do it like my birthday,

01:39:25.050 --> 01:39:28.810
do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday,

01:39:28.810 --> 01:39:32.989
do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday,

01:39:32.989 --> 01:39:37.090
do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday,

01:39:37.149 --> 01:39:37.710
do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday,

01:39:37.729 --> 01:39:40.630
do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday,

01:39:40.649 --> 01:39:42.010
do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday,

01:39:42.010 --> 01:40:01.579
do it like my birthday I do it like it hurts.

01:40:43.049 --> 01:40:49.100
We'll be right back. Oh, yeah. Let's go through

01:40:49.100 --> 01:40:52.819
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live reads or sponsors. I'm like, who's listening

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All of these are on my website. RyanHoppyRadio

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.com R -Y -A -N H -O -P -P -E Radio .com I would

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hope you know how to spell radio. Or it's in

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my podcast section. So whenever you listen to

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Hoppy Hour like you are right now in the podcast

01:43:14.390 --> 01:43:19.850
description is all of that we're gonna come back

01:43:19.850 --> 01:43:23.850
on Hoppy Hour keep this party going and going

01:43:23.850 --> 01:43:29.729
let's hear from Hammer and Hank which you can

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hear the Hammer and Hank show with Henry Oaks

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and Ryan Hoppy on Spotify by searching up Hammer

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and H -A -M -M -E -R -I -N Hank show and check

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it out on his podcast feed People of autism are

01:43:42.380 --> 01:43:44.779
often treated like they are different. Believe

01:43:44.779 --> 01:43:48.439
me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but my buddies

01:43:48.439 --> 01:43:51.579
may have known me as Hammer and Hank. I was labeled

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as slow when I started school. Come to find out

01:43:54.560 --> 01:43:57.520
at the age of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.

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Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's

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degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the

01:44:03.279 --> 01:44:05.899
San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.

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So yes, I am different. People of autism have

01:44:14.829 --> 01:44:17.630
get an education and join the workforce. I did

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it, and so can anyone else with autism. So when

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you meet someone with autism, don't feel sorry

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for them, work with them. Find out for yourself

01:44:27.390 --> 01:44:30.510
that autism isn't a disease, it's a condition.

01:44:30.710 --> 01:45:35.779
To find out more We'll be right back. Where I

01:45:35.779 --> 01:46:33.810
pull it down Ain't no limit What it do? Come

01:46:33.810 --> 01:47:06.279
on, shout it, let me see you get loose Let me

01:47:06.279 --> 01:47:09.960
put no chasers in my drink. I want two hot liggas,

01:47:09.960 --> 01:47:15.260
pimp. Smoke, yank, smoke, yank. Smoke, yank,

01:47:15.260 --> 01:47:19.159
smoke, yank. All on the earth. I don't think

01:47:19.159 --> 01:47:22.340
earth. Beat y 'all slur. Nothing's in my cup.

01:47:22.539 --> 01:47:25.279
Shit, it's all gone. Now I'm hiding the motherfucker

01:47:25.279 --> 01:47:28.720
making up words. Lookin' like men. I like them

01:47:28.720 --> 01:47:31.579
light skin. Do what it's done. I don't win it

01:47:31.579 --> 01:47:42.960
10 -20. Don't it great? Do what it's done. from

01:47:42.960 --> 01:47:45.800
the day to the dawn, we fall for square, but

01:47:45.800 --> 01:47:48.760
my goons don't pick, it's drinks on you, all

01:47:48.760 --> 01:47:51.579
eyes on me, and niggas with me drinking down,

01:47:51.779 --> 01:47:54.380
hit me mixed with Remy Ma, party going all night,

01:47:54.460 --> 01:47:57.039
when we kick it, kick it hard, niggas, they smoking,

01:47:57.260 --> 01:48:00.159
they be getting choked down, some of them niggas,

01:48:00.180 --> 01:49:09.899
we be getting broke down, we be Women's self

01:49:09.899 --> 01:49:20.409
-defense classes. printing company, all the big

01:49:20.409 --> 01:49:23.869
area, business cards, posters, yard signs, whatever

01:49:23.869 --> 01:49:27.930
the hell you need printed out. I go, I go. Finally,

01:49:28.210 --> 01:49:32.989
I mentally all like me. If you live in Florida

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or Maryland, go to counselingoncall .net and

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there you can sign on. Hi, we're going to come

01:49:41.890 --> 01:49:43.789
back and I'll be on to keep this party going.

01:49:44.449 --> 01:49:48.720
Hello. Is your favorite San Francisco DJ hammering?

01:49:48.920 --> 01:49:52.079
I may look normal, but the truth is, I have a

01:49:52.079 --> 01:49:55.140
condition known as autism. That's right, it's

01:49:55.140 --> 01:49:58.439
a condition, not a disease. That is, autism can

01:49:58.439 --> 01:50:01.640
strike anyone, regardless of who they are. People

01:50:01.640 --> 01:50:03.899
with autism normally have difficulties in verbal

01:50:03.899 --> 01:50:07.079
and nonverbal communication skills, social interactions,

01:50:07.420 --> 01:50:21.819
and leisure activities. I have even worked in

01:50:21.819 --> 01:50:24.020
the San Francisco Bay Area as an honored person

01:50:24.020 --> 01:50:26.600
for many years. Always remember that people of

01:50:26.600 --> 01:50:29.340
autism want the same things as you, to be happy

01:50:29.340 --> 01:50:31.720
and successful. To find out more about autism,

01:50:31.960 --> 01:50:34.319
please contact your local mental health center

01:50:34.319 --> 01:50:39.000
or visit AutismStreet .org. Disarming and I appreciate

01:50:39.000 --> 01:50:42.220
your kindness. Daytime, I said you'll complain.

01:50:42.460 --> 01:50:44.920
Cool, great, coffee's our own stunt. Feels like

01:50:44.920 --> 01:50:47.569
robbery in banks. Try a coffee on the mic. Ropping

01:50:47.569 --> 01:50:50.170
with some new screams Syndicated scarl Now it's

01:50:50.170 --> 01:50:52.810
time to shatter dreams Oh, the happy hour is

01:50:52.810 --> 01:50:56.050
coming still close Radio waves fading like a

01:50:56.050 --> 01:50:59.229
wilting rose Laughter and joy dissolving in the

01:50:59.229 --> 01:51:02.229
air But we keep the rhythm Oh, life's just so

01:51:02.229 --> 01:51:10.350
unfair Oh, life's buzzing with the laughter slowing

01:51:10.350 --> 01:51:13.350
dim Ear drums mixed in happy like fingers without

01:51:13.350 --> 01:51:17.399
rings VHX to FM, shut up But soon the sound will

01:51:17.399 --> 01:51:20.500
vanish like shadows in the heat The happy hour

01:51:20.500 --> 01:51:23.899
is coming to a close Radio waves fading like

01:51:23.899 --> 01:51:27.060
a wilting rose Laughter and joy dissolving in

01:51:27.060 --> 01:51:30.119
the air both keep the rhythm Oh life's just so

01:51:30.119 --> 01:51:38.220
unfair Oh life wasn't but the laughter's growing

01:51:38.220 --> 01:51:41.239
dim Eardrums mixing happy like fingers without

01:51:41.239 --> 01:51:45.880
rings Gaining sex to have them Yeah, it's like

01:51:45.880 --> 01:51:49.060
shadows in the heat Oh, the hobby hour is coming

01:51:49.060 --> 01:51:52.220
to a close The radio waves fade like a Wilson

01:51:52.220 --> 01:51:55.359
Rose Laughter and joy dissolve it in the air

01:51:55.359 --> 01:51:58.060
But we'll keep the rhythm Oh, life's just so

01:51:58.060 --> 01:52:10.359
unfair Oh, life's just so unfair Tuned in every

01:52:10.359 --> 01:52:12.720
night like clockwork to a show, now it's time

01:52:12.720 --> 01:52:15.140
to face the silence like a TV on snow, right?

01:52:15.180 --> 01:52:18.039
Hoppy held the mic, with humor so divine, the

01:52:18.039 --> 01:52:20.779
void left in our hearts wider than a canyon line.

01:52:21.399 --> 01:52:27.720
Line. Lines. Lines. Lines. Lines. Lines. Lines.

01:53:16.529 --> 01:53:21.449
And like that, it's gone. You probably had Taco

01:53:21.449 --> 01:53:24.670
Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all

01:53:24.670 --> 01:53:29.270
I smell is poop. I'll catch you in the next one.

01:53:29.310 --> 01:53:34.029
And we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.

01:53:38.189 --> 01:53:58.000
Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes

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our...