Plenty Of Phone Calls! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.15.26)
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Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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Stand by. I saw this headline here, and I swear
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to God, Seth Rogen, all these guys as they've
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gotten older, all these actors from that era,
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Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, Ben Starr, all... these
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guys, and I'm not getting political, but there's
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something about them being liberal. They just
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become absolutely insufferable. They think they're
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better than you. They think their opinion matters.
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Blah, blah, blah. And he is talking about his
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friendship with James Franco. Hmm. Um... I'm
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gonna ask you about, um... I hate these stupid
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podcasters, too, that are, like, so afraid to
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ask this frickin' question. Like, she's, like,
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walking over eggshells. Just ask it! A friendship
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that you did have a public break with, which
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was your friendship with James Franco. Oh, yeah,
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he does not want to talk about it. Because he's
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a coward! After allegations of sexual misconduct
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were leveled against him... I'm curious about
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how you worked through that decision. And did
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that change the way you think? Because you'd
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rather be cool in Hollywood than be loyal. You're
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a douche. I smoke weed. Think about friendship
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at all? I mean, I'm trying to think. He doesn't
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care. He's a narcissist. How much I want to personally
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share about this. Maybe you should have gone
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on a podcast, man. You're a cowardly, sly man.
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I understand that. Shut up, too. You're an ass
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kisser. All these interviewers kiss ass. Shut
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up. I... The reason I ask is this. I think as
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a cult... Because it's an interesting question.
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What are you going to talk about? Smoking weed?
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We are still grappling with if and how we allow
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people who behave badly back into our lives.
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Yeah, I don't know. I mean, didn't James talk
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about forgiveness or whatever? Back into the
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culture. And so I was sort of... Of course this
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is like the friggin' Telegraphs podcast. It's
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just so woke and stupid. I just said woke like
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a douche. Wondering about, you know, what was
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a very seminal relationship for you? Yeah, like,
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yeah. I honestly think the nuance of it is too
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personal for me to get into, right? You're a
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coward! You'd rather be accepted by the rich
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and elite than be a friend that tries to help
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rehabilitate somebody. You were never his friend.
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You're a douche. Now, like, it is a very personal
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thing. Well, then don't go on a podcast. What
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do you think they're going to ask you about?
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Make it super bad? I think there's like the public
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facing side of it, which I've spoken. You know
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what, dude? James Franco carried you in every
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role you ever had. You are made without him.
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You have not been relevant. Mm -hmm. I snuggle
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in, man. About, and I have the same. I'm so sick
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of him. It is so insane. I don't know if it's
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when they lose weight or they get older. All
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these guys just become so hateable. Somewhere
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to go, it's like, God, you're a douche. You're
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a douchey douche. Well said, Ryan. The stupidest
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thing you'll ever hear. To me, you could ask
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a Magic card -gathering player how to win a basketball
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game, and here's what Mitch Johnson, pretty much
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the backup coach for the Spurs, only got the
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job because Greg Popovich is sick. This is what
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he said. You scored 45 points. What do you wish
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your team had done differently? defensively against
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him. Um, make him score less points. Are you
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saying he's dead? Is that what you say? No wonder
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you lost. You're an idiot. Here he is about to
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season ending loss. Yeah, it's a little early
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to go there. Oh. But yeah, we've been... Yeah,
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you know, the fact that you're a terrible coach.
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But the problem is, the Spurs are going to do
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this. A lot of these teams in any sport, they
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double down. Darren Fox should be gone tomorrow,
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and so should Mitch. But because it was technically
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a success of a season, just not an all -the -way
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success, they're going to live on that. I've
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seen all these people online, baby eggs, web
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eggs. It's like, oh, he's dirty. He alive. Isn't
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that a loser mindset? No one expected us to be
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there. You should be there every year. Your guy's
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fucking 7 '5". He's a foot taller than me almost.
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There's no good. You blew four double digit legs.
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And the biggest lead ever in NBA, not just finals,
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but NBA playoffs history. And what did you do?
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You shot nine three -pointers in a row. Here
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is what Wendy learned. A little cry, baby. I'm
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telling you, there is a thing going on with this
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younger Gen Z. The ones that were in high school
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during COVID. I tell people this all the time.
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They're weird. He's one of them. He was 16 during
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COVID, dude. Little baby. What? What? Yeah, it's
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good to not know what you're learning. It was
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a lesson. I swear to God, I... Wemby's... I'm
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going to play this other Wemby clip and I'll
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tell you about Wemby, but he's so freaking infuriating.
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You're seven fucking five, dude! Appreciate y
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'all. See y 'all. Never. Wow. My little baby.
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Wemby. Listen to me, and listen to me very carefully.
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Now, the problem is, you probably don't listen
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to anybody. Mm -hmm. You have that entitled,
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and I'm not, I don't want to sound, because I'm
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Zillennial, part Tenzi, part Millennial, so I
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don't want to sound like an old man. You are
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seven freaking five. You know how when the Spurs
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won the championships, David Robinson, Tony Parker,
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but specifically Tim Duncan, and I guess Manu
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Ginobili, but specifically Tim Duncan, they did
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anything they could to get points. A layup here,
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a skyhook here, a dunk here. You never saw Tim
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fucking Duncan shooting a three -pointer! Now,
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I know that Wemby's not incredibly built, but...
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Dude, you are 7 '5". Every time you actually
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attack the paint, you score, dude. I don't understand
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it. He's unstoppable when he wants to be. But
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when he doesn't want to be, he shoots jump shots.
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He would rather be a Stephen Curry, Kevin Durant,
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seven foot five mix than like a Duncan. First
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of all, he needs to, I don't know if he needs
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to eat more. He needs to bulk up. He needs to
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add muscles and stop falling to the ground. I'm
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rooting for the guy. But dude, you're seven freaking
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five. Every time you actually attack the paint.
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I don't get it. The whole game is infuriating.
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I think it's because I've always wanted to play
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basketball and I'm terrible at it. But you're
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7 '5". Jesus Christ, dude. I'm going to press
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this freaking button right here. Jesus Christ.
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I had some chicken parm last night around 10
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o 'clock and just had a stomach ache all night.
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I feel like I repeat the beginning of the show
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every day. I don't feel good. I don't want to
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record. And then afterwards, I'm good to go.
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Attention, FM DJs, your morning show prep begins
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now. Loud. Rude. aggressive and those are as
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good qualities a sick person with a powerful
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tool Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's
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mom, and you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome
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back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now.
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What? Now, now, now, now. If I hit this button,
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boom, the whole program's going to start. Okay,
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well, hit it. All right. All right. And now,
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something completely different. Hoppy Hour starts
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in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy
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Hour with Hoppy. Hoppy. Y 'all now. What day
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it is. Hey, guys. What's up, G? Want to go to
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Chachki's? Get some coffee? It's a little early.
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I gotta get out of here. I think I'm gonna lose
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it. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case
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of the Mundus. One more time. Uh -oh. Sounds
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like somebody's got a case of the Mundus. And...
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Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of
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the Mundus. And finally... Uh -oh. Sounds like
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somebody's got a case of the Mundus. And we always
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gotta play this. Let me ask you something. When
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you come in on Monday and you're not feeling
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real well, does anyone ever say to you, sounds
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like someone has a case of the Mondays? No. No,
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man. Shit, no, man. I believe you get your ass
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kicked saying something like that, man. Oh, man.
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I am here. I am talking to you. You can call
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me. 856. 49 Happy, and that's 856 -494 -6773.
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You can tweet at me, at Ryan Happy Radio. All
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right. Let's see here. I was on TikTok the other
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night, and I'm not the biggest fan of watching
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food videos because I just want to eat the food.
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I'm telling you. I would rather see a food video
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where they say how great the food is. I saw this
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jackass on TikTok. I don't know what his name
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was. He just looked like a contrarian douche.
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And the thing that happened was he did a video
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of the worst pizza in St. Pete. I commented.
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I was like, dude. In this economy, this is kind
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of a rude thing to do. And then he blocked me
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like a bitch. Really bothered me. Now, I do think
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there is a time and place for like a food critic
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to, you know, critique the food. But not in this
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economy, man. No. Also, I don't know. I'm just
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so not into the World Cup. I've never been in
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a soccer. I don't like a game where it can end
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in a tie. I mean, call me crazy. Starting to
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wake up a little bit. Call me crazy. But if there's
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a game that ends in a 1 -1 time, no thank you,
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man. It's a lot of running, a lot of cardio.
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I do have a memory, though, of the 2010 World
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Cup. I think I was in Brazil. Let me look up.
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One second here. Where was the 2010 World Cup?
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South Africa. Not even close. Okay. It was in
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Johannesburg, Cape Town, Port Elizabeth, Durban.
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And I remember watching it with my grandpa. That
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was the year of Landon Donovan getting that goal
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in the World Cup. And my grandpa was asking me,
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what's going on? Here's the winning goal versus
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Algeria. I remember this. The one good part of
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the game. Can you believe this? Go, go, USA.
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So I was lodging down with my grandpa. My grandpa
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was the type of kid that like, I don't know.
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I used to carry around, I think it was the Audacity
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of Hope, Obama's book, just to be cool, because
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I like Obama. And my grandpa would be like, what's
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the book about? Because he was curious. And he
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might have known that I wasn't reading it. And
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it's just one of those things that it's been
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making me think about it because he'd be like,
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what does the yellow card mean? And I'm like,
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I don't know, dude. I'm just trying to bond with
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you. You got four months left on this planet.
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Mm -hmm. So that was something that I thought
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about, visiting him at Lutheran home, nursing
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home, over there in Arlington Heights, Illinois,
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where my grandpa was. The other memory I have
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was the 2010. Super Bowl between Peyton Manning
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and the Indianapolis Cubs. And the team is known
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as the New Orleans Saints that went on to win.
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And it was the fourth quarter. Peyton Manning
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is driving down the field. And my grandpa was
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trying to watch the game. As this play was going
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on. It's 24 -17 New Orleans with three minutes
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left. So while this is happening, there's this
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overweight Russian nurse named Helga. She looked
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like a Helga. And the food tray was at the bottom
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of my grandpa's bed. He was like, hey! Hey! Down
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in front! That is so funny. I think about that
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man very often. He was a frogman in World War
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II, probably killed a lot of people, was an absolute
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badass. I was not allowed to play Modern Warfare
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2 when he was over. I had to be Super Mario.
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He had PTSD before I was a PTSD. By the way,
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it was a really funny Friday. I go to work, log
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my hours, and I'm like, yes, tonight I get to
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watch the New York Knicks. So, I go to this kava
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bar at Air Sports. And I put on my laptop. I'm
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all ready. Because I don't listen to the announcers.
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I listen to podcasts and music. So, I go to this
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site called Daddy Life. Because I was not in
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the mood to pay for Hulu, ESPN for another month.
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It was $30. Which, that was enough to watch ESPN
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and Disney. Because the thing, ladies and gentlemen,
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all boys and girls, is YouTube TV is $95 a month.
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I'm not paying a thousand bucks a year for YouTube.
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Kiss my ass. Well, what happened was, I go to
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this site, Daddy Live, one of those sites that
00:18:34.640 --> 00:18:39.619
are illegal. But I'm such a gangster. I'm a streaming
00:18:39.619 --> 00:18:43.380
gangster. I'm the Tommy Egan of watching sports
00:18:43.380 --> 00:18:47.019
illegally. Anyway. And there's like a, there's
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like a, TV special for the Toy Story 5 movie
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I'm going to have to see. I love Toy Story. And
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I was like, oh, it's tomorrow. It was very, it
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wasn't deflating, but I was like, oh, I got nothing
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else to do the rest of the night. The girl I
00:19:01.769 --> 00:19:04.410
hooked up with nine days ago. I thought it was
00:19:04.410 --> 00:19:08.390
a good performance on my part, but she ghosted
00:19:08.390 --> 00:19:11.670
on me. She was a hot piece of ass Asian girl.
00:19:12.109 --> 00:19:18.759
Oh, she was fine. But dumb. She came over at
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six. I've said this joke a lot to people. She
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came over at six and then she came at 618 and
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then was gone by 624. So, there you go. Don't
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know why I said that. So, I got no prospects
00:19:32.339 --> 00:19:37.259
right now. Not that I need prospects, but it
00:19:37.259 --> 00:19:40.420
would be nice to have somebody to cuddle with.
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It would be nice. No. But the thing is, I'm getting
00:19:47.049 --> 00:19:50.309
a little more into porn. You have to. You got
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to get your rocks off. Although I hate when a
00:19:52.450 --> 00:19:54.190
girl doesn't want to bang. She's like, well,
00:19:54.190 --> 00:19:56.630
you guys got porn. I'm like, yeah. Nothing's
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exciting like watching two people bang. I give
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it a one bang. Being around shock jocks and edgy
00:20:07.089 --> 00:20:10.450
radio and all that nonsense has made me into
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a guy that I love sex more than anything. And
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it was a little porn. And this film, I mean,
00:20:24.279 --> 00:20:26.880
it was this Latina girl. It was phenomenal. It
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was great. Amazing. Almost too real. Climax reached
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the top of Mount Everest. And I got to the ending
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to see what it's like. And it was like 25 seconds
00:20:46.220 --> 00:20:49.200
of a hose coming out. No pun intended. And I
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was like, wait, wait, wait. I've never seen a
00:20:50.859 --> 00:20:54.900
money shot like that. I was very confused. I
00:20:54.900 --> 00:20:56.599
know it's a family show, but I've never seen
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anything like this. And I scrolled down and it
00:21:00.519 --> 00:21:04.480
said it was AI porn. And that's when I felt like
00:21:04.480 --> 00:21:07.740
an absolute idiot. When you have a 20 second
00:21:07.740 --> 00:21:10.099
money shot that looks like ice cream coming out
00:21:10.099 --> 00:21:18.730
of a McDonald's ice cream machine. I was like,
00:21:18.769 --> 00:21:20.529
that's not real. But when you hear that girls
00:21:20.529 --> 00:21:22.490
don't even like doing porn, it makes you realize
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that it is kind of real. It's as real as the
00:21:26.450 --> 00:21:32.930
porn that we consume. Come soon. Okay, and by
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the way, I think the porn business needs to get
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a little more creative. Mm -hmm. Oh, I'm banging
00:21:41.190 --> 00:21:46.730
my stepdaughter. I'm banging my stepsister. Oh,
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I'm banging my wife's best friend. Oh, I'm banging
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my wife's sister. I'm banging my step -grandma.
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It's all this family stuff. It's off -putting.
00:22:00.549 --> 00:22:04.150
Why can't they have scenarios? Be like, yeah,
00:22:04.250 --> 00:22:06.849
match with this girl on Bumble. I want the Pelican
00:22:06.849 --> 00:22:12.740
Puff. We got two drinks. And there's that. All
00:22:12.740 --> 00:22:15.119
right, that's what a girl, this is what happened
00:22:15.119 --> 00:22:18.079
nine days ago. She wanted to go on the beach,
00:22:18.079 --> 00:22:20.519
but then just wanted to bang, and then was gone
00:22:20.519 --> 00:22:22.359
from my house in 20 minutes. You can just have
00:22:22.359 --> 00:22:25.460
that acting. They got to get a little more creative
00:22:25.460 --> 00:22:29.740
out there. Oh, daddy, shut up. The hell's wrong
00:22:29.740 --> 00:22:34.539
with you? I don't want to watch that. It's very
00:22:34.539 --> 00:22:38.809
off -putting. No, don't get me wrong. I love
00:22:38.809 --> 00:22:47.789
me a nice cougar. There's nothing better. But
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I like a cougar where it's like you earn the
00:22:51.529 --> 00:22:55.589
cougar. You wine and dine him. Or you take him
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out to get a drink. I don't like a cougar where
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it's like, oh, it's my friend's mom. Although
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I did have a few milfs in my hometown growing
00:23:05.910 --> 00:23:12.460
up. So I got to tread lightly on this. Not really.
00:23:12.579 --> 00:23:14.380
I don't really care. I've never really treaded
00:23:14.380 --> 00:23:16.980
lightly on the show. I think we all know that.
00:23:19.640 --> 00:23:24.559
But I think Ozempic, Manjaro, whatever it's called.
00:23:25.819 --> 00:23:27.220
Patheticness is what they should call the next
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one. They should call it douchey douche pills.
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I don't know. That was a terrible joke. You know
00:23:33.900 --> 00:23:40.789
what? It was originally for diabetes. And then
00:23:40.789 --> 00:23:44.710
people were like, well, I used to take pride
00:23:44.710 --> 00:23:48.069
in being like the only skinny person around.
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I'm not skinny, skinny. Like during 2019, I was
00:23:53.869 --> 00:23:56.609
like 248 during the keto diet. I was a freaking
00:23:56.609 --> 00:23:59.109
hog. But you know how many bathroom sessions
00:23:59.109 --> 00:24:05.450
I had to deal with to lose that weight? You think
00:24:05.450 --> 00:24:09.440
eating a slab of bacon is just normal? And popcorn.
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And no carbs. I did all that work. And I swam
00:24:16.200 --> 00:24:19.480
and lifted before I had back pain. The co -worker
00:24:19.480 --> 00:24:21.299
once said, once you turn 30, your check knee
00:24:21.299 --> 00:24:22.900
engine light comes on and it's very internal.
00:24:23.279 --> 00:24:27.200
But I've done it. Oh, it's skinny now. But it
00:24:27.200 --> 00:24:29.380
looks terrible. I saw this radio DJ who was an,
00:24:29.400 --> 00:24:33.579
I'm not going to say who. Absolute legend. Absolute
00:24:33.579 --> 00:24:38.049
legend. And the guy was never fat. Maybe he had
00:24:38.049 --> 00:24:41.549
a bit of a belly, but like a belly I have. Let
00:24:41.549 --> 00:24:46.230
me talk to my belly. What's up, belly? It's one
00:24:46.230 --> 00:24:48.750
of those bellies, like a little pouch. I don't
00:24:48.750 --> 00:24:49.710
know about a pouch, but you know what I mean.
00:24:49.829 --> 00:24:51.750
That was not making sense. It's like a little
00:24:51.750 --> 00:24:57.410
belly. It's nothing bad. And his radio show just
00:24:57.410 --> 00:25:01.430
came back, and I saw a picture of him. And I
00:25:01.430 --> 00:25:06.509
was like, are you serious, dude? Isis! Isis!
00:25:07.309 --> 00:25:10.430
i've looked at him he was so freaking skinny
00:25:10.430 --> 00:25:14.410
like dude you aren't fat now someone like i don't
00:25:14.410 --> 00:25:16.650
know this is how you know what my algorithm is
00:25:16.650 --> 00:25:19.529
someone like joe budden the rapper with the great
00:25:19.529 --> 00:25:23.170
podcast he's getting literally sponsored by manjaro
00:25:23.170 --> 00:25:25.690
and he's losing weight and he looks great but
00:25:25.690 --> 00:25:30.950
he was fat before he's tall but he was fat and
00:25:30.950 --> 00:25:35.880
that looks good on him He is six foot. I thought
00:25:35.880 --> 00:25:42.079
he was a little taller. But I don't know. Everybody's
00:25:42.079 --> 00:25:44.220
got to be. You know what? That's why I've had
00:25:44.220 --> 00:25:46.660
people ask me, like, oh, you want this, like,
00:25:47.519 --> 00:25:49.960
the minor league stuff? Like, not quite as I'm
00:25:49.960 --> 00:25:51.759
big, but I've had people offer me, like, oh,
00:25:51.759 --> 00:25:53.339
you want to do this endorsement? No, I'm good.
00:25:55.200 --> 00:26:00.039
I forget who I was, what radio guy I was. I think
00:26:00.039 --> 00:26:03.869
it was the Woody show or. Who was it? There was
00:26:03.869 --> 00:26:05.670
somebody I interviewed. They said if they didn't
00:26:05.670 --> 00:26:07.710
believe in an endorsement, they weren't going
00:26:07.710 --> 00:26:12.130
to, you know. Who was it? Doesn't matter. But
00:26:12.130 --> 00:26:14.930
there was a radio host that it was. No, no, I
00:26:14.930 --> 00:26:18.690
know what it was. It was we had a team meeting
00:26:18.690 --> 00:26:21.910
with Kevin Legrette at Beasley Media Group. Great
00:26:21.910 --> 00:26:24.130
guy. He's the head of programming for the company.
00:26:24.549 --> 00:26:27.049
And he was talking about Elliot in the morning,
00:26:27.109 --> 00:26:29.970
I believe. And that Elliot, if he does not believe
00:26:29.970 --> 00:26:32.700
in the endorsement, I think it is. Anyway. If
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I don't believe it and endorse it, I'm not going
00:26:34.440 --> 00:26:36.140
to lie to you. I'll be like, oh, this is a great
00:26:36.140 --> 00:26:42.039
shot. Makes your blue butt. I don't know. I like
00:26:42.039 --> 00:26:47.839
having a little meat on the buns. I take pleasure
00:26:47.839 --> 00:26:53.799
in it. It's skinny. I want to be the one. It's
00:26:53.799 --> 00:26:58.480
not. Yes. These are the things that bother me
00:26:58.480 --> 00:27:02.359
in my head. You probably think I'm insane. Because
00:27:02.359 --> 00:27:10.960
I am. All right. It is time for Hoppy's Inbox.
00:27:11.559 --> 00:27:15.819
Oh, geez. Oh. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox. Only
00:27:15.819 --> 00:27:19.599
on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yes. I made
00:27:19.599 --> 00:27:24.579
a post. It said Jalen Bronson is what Derrick
00:27:24.579 --> 00:27:29.240
Rose was supposed to be. I have two comments
00:27:29.240 --> 00:27:32.000
from my old co -host, Ryan Risky, who's a sports
00:27:32.000 --> 00:27:35.599
anchor over there in Pennsylvania. So proud of
00:27:35.599 --> 00:27:43.480
him. He said to me. One of the biggest what -ifs
00:27:43.480 --> 00:27:46.200
in Chicago sports history will be if Derrick
00:27:46.200 --> 00:27:48.779
Rose stayed healthy. He was on a Hall of Fame
00:27:48.779 --> 00:27:50.960
trajectory. And he also said, I don't think it's
00:27:50.960 --> 00:27:52.700
a stretch to say what Derrick Rose was becoming
00:27:52.700 --> 00:27:55.900
before injuries ruined his career. I think Derrick
00:27:55.900 --> 00:27:57.859
Rose should still go on to the Hall of Fame.
00:27:58.400 --> 00:28:00.940
I mean, Tracy McGrady went in. He didn't do a
00:28:00.940 --> 00:28:07.430
deadly squat, but score. I'm just saying. It's
00:28:07.430 --> 00:28:09.509
one of those things, ladies and gentlemen, boys
00:28:09.509 --> 00:28:17.450
and girls, that anybody goes into the Hall of
00:28:17.450 --> 00:28:22.009
Fame, and it's also one of those things that,
00:28:22.089 --> 00:28:25.549
you know, it's the Basketball Hall of Fame, not
00:28:25.549 --> 00:28:27.910
the NBA Hall of Fame. I'm going to try to call
00:28:27.910 --> 00:28:29.589
my old co -host, Ryan Ruski. Let's see if he
00:28:29.589 --> 00:28:33.269
picks up. Like I say every time, this is how
00:28:33.269 --> 00:28:36.700
you know War of the Roses is fake. Because I'm
00:28:36.700 --> 00:28:39.079
not guaranteed that he's going to pick up. He
00:28:39.079 --> 00:28:41.740
could easily not pick up. And I'd be screwed
00:28:41.740 --> 00:28:43.180
out of luck. And this would be a pointless bet.
00:28:46.039 --> 00:28:50.460
Well, I was looking for a risky. My ex's mom's
00:28:50.460 --> 00:28:52.440
last name is Rich's. And I saw the name. And
00:28:52.440 --> 00:28:55.700
I was like, oh, the memory is. Remember one time
00:28:55.700 --> 00:29:00.500
my ex was like, oh, you should go. on a jet ski
00:29:00.500 --> 00:29:02.480
with my mom, and I'm thinking, if I'm behind
00:29:02.480 --> 00:29:05.119
your mom, I'm going to get an erection. And I
00:29:05.119 --> 00:29:07.759
told her that. And there might be a reason why
00:29:07.759 --> 00:29:09.519
we're not together anymore. Let's see what's
00:29:09.519 --> 00:29:11.180
going on, if I can get Ryan Risky to pick up.
00:29:18.000 --> 00:29:19.720
It's probably going to be like it's a spam caller.
00:29:21.599 --> 00:29:29.519
Because it's an 856 -494 -6773 number. Hello?
00:29:31.400 --> 00:29:37.099
No! It's me, Dad! God damn it! He picked up and
00:29:37.099 --> 00:29:43.859
hung up! Damn it! I want to talk to him! Let
00:29:43.859 --> 00:29:58.400
me try one more time. Hello? How do you not know
00:29:58.400 --> 00:30:02.019
my number, Ryan Risky? I'm kidding. Well, it
00:30:02.019 --> 00:30:05.839
comes up as an 856 number from New Jersey. Yeah,
00:30:05.880 --> 00:30:08.220
that's my show's hotline number. It's on Google
00:30:08.220 --> 00:30:11.619
Voice. How are you, sir? Oh, no, I'm good. How
00:30:11.619 --> 00:30:14.339
about you? So I was reading, I do Hoppy's Inbox
00:30:14.339 --> 00:30:15.880
where I read my messages and I was reading your
00:30:15.880 --> 00:30:18.859
messages about Derrick Rose. And first of all,
00:30:18.880 --> 00:30:20.960
I wanted to ask, are you working in Pennsylvania
00:30:20.960 --> 00:30:26.529
now? So I'm actually in between jobs right now.
00:30:26.589 --> 00:30:29.089
I'm still in Pennsylvania for a couple more weeks.
00:30:29.349 --> 00:30:34.329
Oh, man. What's the future holding? I'm going
00:30:34.329 --> 00:30:38.549
to a TV station in Peoria. Closer to Chicago.
00:30:40.109 --> 00:30:42.410
Two and a half hours from my parents' house.
00:30:42.730 --> 00:30:46.470
Yeah, and by the way, we grew up in the Chicago
00:30:46.470 --> 00:30:49.750
era. I interviewed Gene Greco one time. He said
00:30:49.750 --> 00:30:54.119
that... Chicago TV was like the Hollywood of
00:30:54.119 --> 00:30:56.900
Chicago. Oh, my God. Whenever I go home, Ryan,
00:30:56.980 --> 00:30:59.339
those news anchors, they're not bad, but all
00:30:59.339 --> 00:31:01.700
the ones that are our age are so unmemorable.
00:31:02.200 --> 00:31:04.799
We need Ryan Risky there to spice things up.
00:31:07.460 --> 00:31:11.160
I know. Yeah, we'll see if I ever get there.
00:31:11.420 --> 00:31:14.400
Yeah, I have to remind myself, a lot of my friends
00:31:14.400 --> 00:31:16.750
in the media. have to kind of, like, hold their
00:31:16.750 --> 00:31:18.670
opinions back, and I'm the jackass that says
00:31:18.670 --> 00:31:21.690
it. Ryan Reske, I wanted to ask you, because
00:31:21.690 --> 00:31:25.029
I was talking about it. Do you believe that if
00:31:25.029 --> 00:31:27.769
Derrick Rose never got hurt, and let's say we
00:31:27.769 --> 00:31:29.190
had Mike Brown as a coach, because he probably
00:31:29.190 --> 00:31:31.549
could have been the coach in 2012. Do you believe
00:31:31.549 --> 00:31:34.250
if they never had Thibodeau, do you think he
00:31:34.250 --> 00:31:37.349
ever could have gone past the Heat and then maybe
00:31:37.349 --> 00:31:39.410
beat the Thunder or Spurs, Derrick Rose and the
00:31:39.410 --> 00:31:43.910
Bulls? Oh, yeah. I mean, like, we saw how good
00:31:43.910 --> 00:31:47.930
he was. Yeah, I mean, because, dude, when I...
00:31:47.930 --> 00:31:51.289
Like, imagine, like, imagine, like, if Rose was,
00:31:51.329 --> 00:31:53.410
like, the MVP Rose when he was playing with Jimmy
00:31:53.410 --> 00:31:55.589
Butler. I mean, that's probably one of the best
00:31:55.589 --> 00:31:58.890
front courts in the NBA. Well, yeah, it's that
00:31:58.890 --> 00:32:01.509
and the fact that when I watch... Okay, so you
00:32:01.509 --> 00:32:03.690
know my Jalen Brunson history, right? I tell
00:32:03.690 --> 00:32:05.549
everybody this story. Do you know my Brunson
00:32:05.549 --> 00:32:09.430
story? So when he was a freshman, when I was
00:32:09.430 --> 00:32:11.410
a freshman, no, no, no, it's backwards. When
00:32:11.410 --> 00:32:13.849
I was a senior at Hersey in Arlington Heights,
00:32:13.890 --> 00:32:15.970
for some reason in the playoffs in our first
00:32:15.970 --> 00:32:18.150
game, it might've been our second game, I'm pretty
00:32:18.150 --> 00:32:21.250
sure it was our first game. Everybody on the
00:32:21.250 --> 00:32:24.210
team was a senior. There was maybe one junior,
00:32:24.309 --> 00:32:27.369
but everybody was a senior. And we play Stevenson
00:32:27.369 --> 00:32:30.049
and we're like, oh, it's the rich kid. Oh, they
00:32:30.049 --> 00:32:32.420
suck, blah, blah, blah. And everyone's like,
00:32:32.480 --> 00:32:35.299
oh, this Jalen kid only got the position because
00:32:35.299 --> 00:32:37.500
his dad's the coach for the Bulls back when Rose
00:32:37.500 --> 00:32:40.480
was on the Bulls. And let me tell you, all the
00:32:40.480 --> 00:32:43.160
kids that were running their mouth around, that
00:32:43.160 --> 00:32:45.660
dude probably scored. It may have only been 20
00:32:45.660 --> 00:32:48.160
points, but it felt like 100 points. He blew
00:32:48.160 --> 00:32:50.839
us out of the playoffs. And everybody that was
00:32:50.839 --> 00:32:53.119
a douchebag to me was crying. And that Monday
00:32:53.119 --> 00:32:56.369
in... In writing class, I just kept bringing
00:32:56.369 --> 00:32:58.329
it up because I was amazed. And my friends were
00:32:58.329 --> 00:33:01.109
telling me to shut up. So ever since then, I've
00:33:01.109 --> 00:33:03.970
been a Brunson fan. And now you've got to remember,
00:33:04.170 --> 00:33:06.630
I'm pretty sure Brunson probably hung out a little
00:33:06.630 --> 00:33:08.390
bit with Rose because his dad was the assistant
00:33:08.390 --> 00:33:11.609
coach. So, dude, whenever I watch him attack
00:33:11.609 --> 00:33:14.589
the hole, the only thing he does better is that
00:33:14.589 --> 00:33:17.009
he doesn't fall to the ground like Rose. But
00:33:17.009 --> 00:33:20.230
the way he attacks the basket, dude, him and
00:33:20.230 --> 00:33:22.869
Ja Morant are the two people that I see a lot
00:33:22.869 --> 00:33:28.390
of Derrick Rose in. Yeah, and Ja's got his own
00:33:28.390 --> 00:33:30.849
issues to deal with off the court. Ja wants to
00:33:30.849 --> 00:33:33.109
be a gangsta when he can be an all -time great.
00:33:33.170 --> 00:33:35.789
I will never understand. By the way, before I
00:33:35.789 --> 00:33:37.130
let you go, I know you're probably busy, but
00:33:37.130 --> 00:33:40.970
I want to ask you, I don't like Wemby. I went
00:33:40.970 --> 00:33:42.609
into the playoffs. I didn't watch a lot of Spurs
00:33:42.609 --> 00:33:44.869
games this year because they're on late. I would
00:33:44.869 --> 00:33:47.630
watch like 20 minutes of it. But oh my lord,
00:33:47.730 --> 00:33:51.420
dude, I don't understand. I think it's because
00:33:51.420 --> 00:33:55.460
we're like younger millennials, elder Gen Z.
00:33:55.480 --> 00:33:57.720
We're in the middle. We're called Zillennial,
00:33:57.859 --> 00:34:01.099
93 to 97. And there's this weird mix where we
00:34:01.099 --> 00:34:03.140
saw the old school players and we've seen the
00:34:03.140 --> 00:34:05.740
up and comers. Wemby was five years old when
00:34:05.740 --> 00:34:08.880
Curry was drafted. So his whole life he's watched
00:34:08.880 --> 00:34:12.719
the Heat, Kevin Durant, and Stephen Curry. What
00:34:12.719 --> 00:34:15.320
I'm saying is... Dude, I did this whole rant
00:34:15.320 --> 00:34:19.400
about it. He's 7 -5. Two things. First of all,
00:34:19.420 --> 00:34:22.840
in that tip -in by OG, why is he not in the paint?
00:34:23.019 --> 00:34:25.139
At least batting the ball down or grabbing the
00:34:25.139 --> 00:34:28.179
rebound. And number two, every time he attacks
00:34:28.179 --> 00:34:31.340
the paint, if he has good footwork, he scores
00:34:31.340 --> 00:34:33.900
the ball. Now, you can tell me. I don't really
00:34:33.900 --> 00:34:35.739
do a lot of sports talk. This is the most I do.
00:34:36.360 --> 00:34:39.679
But I feel like if he just stood in the paint,
00:34:39.860 --> 00:34:42.840
he would be like... I don't know, scoring 50
00:34:42.840 --> 00:34:45.119
points a game, but he wants to, like, shoot threes.
00:34:45.119 --> 00:34:47.920
And I'm like, bro, you're seven freaking five.
00:34:52.420 --> 00:34:55.059
Yeah, I mean, he's definitely a physical specimen
00:34:55.059 --> 00:34:57.340
that we've pretty much never seen before because
00:34:57.340 --> 00:34:59.420
usually guys that tall aren't able to shoot.
00:34:59.880 --> 00:35:05.159
Yeah, because how tall is Yao? Yao Ming, he was
00:35:05.159 --> 00:35:07.960
over. I think he might have been 7 '3". Let me
00:35:07.960 --> 00:35:11.860
look that up. Yao Ming height. If I recall, he
00:35:11.860 --> 00:35:14.940
didn't have a shot. He just played inside. They
00:35:14.940 --> 00:35:18.840
said he's 7 '6". I don't know about that. I don't.
00:35:19.300 --> 00:35:22.159
There's no way that Yao Ming's tall. I mean,
00:35:22.179 --> 00:35:25.420
I guess it's true, but yeah. I would rather have
00:35:25.420 --> 00:35:28.300
him. I just don't. I don't think. I don't know.
00:35:28.420 --> 00:35:32.309
I don't. How do I say it? I don't think Lemby
00:35:32.309 --> 00:35:34.829
listens to other people. Cause I think he, if
00:35:34.829 --> 00:35:37.670
he just spent the whole summer learning how to
00:35:37.670 --> 00:35:40.309
be like Tim Duncan, he'll win every ring. The
00:35:40.309 --> 00:35:44.110
dude's unstoppable, but he won. I just, and De
00:35:44.110 --> 00:35:47.369
'Aaron Fox, dude, bringing his loser franchise
00:35:47.369 --> 00:35:53.009
mentality, man. I am. I was astounded. bonehead
00:35:53.009 --> 00:35:56.750
plays. And what's funny is there's like that
00:35:56.750 --> 00:35:59.050
whole time Mike Brown got fired a year and a
00:35:59.050 --> 00:36:00.909
half ago because he was calling out De 'Aaron
00:36:00.909 --> 00:36:02.730
for doing dumb things at the end of the game
00:36:02.730 --> 00:36:05.130
and then it just kind of came full circle. But
00:36:05.130 --> 00:36:10.610
Ryan, how can people follow you online? Well,
00:36:10.670 --> 00:36:14.150
I mean, I'm on Twitter. It's at rrisky with three
00:36:14.150 --> 00:36:18.679
y's at the end. Going back to your Wemby point,
00:36:18.719 --> 00:36:21.340
I think that's also on coaching for not trying
00:36:21.340 --> 00:36:24.199
to see what they can do inside, too. Well, let's
00:36:24.199 --> 00:36:27.280
be honest here. Mitch Johnson's a good assistant
00:36:27.280 --> 00:36:31.340
coach, but he's pretty much only there because
00:36:31.340 --> 00:36:36.070
Popovich isn't healthy enough. I mean, that's
00:36:36.070 --> 00:36:38.710
what happened. Yeah, I think the Spurs probably
00:36:38.710 --> 00:36:40.510
should have won that series. I mean, they had
00:36:40.510 --> 00:36:42.090
a double -digit point lead in every game. It's
00:36:42.090 --> 00:36:44.769
crazy. I mean, the one they were up by 29. Dude,
00:36:44.969 --> 00:36:47.289
in the last game, they were down like, what,
00:36:47.369 --> 00:36:49.710
15, 16, the Knicks were? And I told my friend,
00:36:49.769 --> 00:36:51.809
I said to her, I said, Knicks are going to win
00:36:51.809 --> 00:36:54.369
because they were only down five in like the
00:36:54.369 --> 00:36:56.469
halftime. And I went, you know what? No, no,
00:36:56.489 --> 00:36:58.250
no. Knicks are going to. I don't know what it
00:36:58.250 --> 00:37:00.860
is about. I don't know if they. They kind of
00:37:00.860 --> 00:37:03.219
almost reminded me a little bit, I was telling
00:37:03.219 --> 00:37:05.780
people this, of like the heat from like 12, 14
00:37:05.780 --> 00:37:07.820
years ago when we were in the radio trade school,
00:37:07.940 --> 00:37:10.940
like that era where you kind of are down to the
00:37:10.940 --> 00:37:13.119
Pacers or to the Knicks or Bulls, but then in
00:37:13.119 --> 00:37:16.619
the second half, there's something to that. It
00:37:16.619 --> 00:37:19.079
was the opposite. The Spurs would be hot in the
00:37:19.079 --> 00:37:22.860
first half. The fourth quarter, they were playing
00:37:22.860 --> 00:37:25.539
a different brand of basketball. It was, I mean,
00:37:25.559 --> 00:37:28.840
like... And then, as you mentioned, there are
00:37:28.840 --> 00:37:31.039
dumb mistakes at the end of a couple of games
00:37:31.039 --> 00:37:33.739
that cost him, like that turnover by Wemby when
00:37:33.739 --> 00:37:36.480
he threw it off his teammates' back when he wasn't
00:37:36.480 --> 00:37:39.079
looking. This is what I'm talking about. Why
00:37:39.079 --> 00:37:42.380
is a guy who's almost a foot taller than me?
00:37:42.420 --> 00:37:45.639
Why is a guy who's 7 '5 dribbling as a point
00:37:45.639 --> 00:37:48.079
guard? It should be the opposite. It should be
00:37:48.079 --> 00:37:51.619
Castle or De 'Aaron or Harper dribbling and then
00:37:51.619 --> 00:37:55.000
giving it to him in the paint. Why is the 7 '5?
00:37:55.179 --> 00:37:57.780
I don't think he likes how tall he is. I think
00:37:57.780 --> 00:38:00.239
he grew up. You got to remember he's young. So
00:38:00.239 --> 00:38:04.489
nine years ago when Durant joined the... The
00:38:04.489 --> 00:38:08.829
Warriors, he was like 13. And then the other
00:38:08.829 --> 00:38:11.570
thing I learned, you know who his mentor is,
00:38:11.670 --> 00:38:13.550
like his go -to guy to learn everything from?
00:38:14.650 --> 00:38:17.630
Who's that? Rudy Gobert. Doesn't it make sense
00:38:17.630 --> 00:38:23.610
now? Yeah. The, like, dirtiness and the, like,
00:38:23.610 --> 00:38:25.989
kind of passive -aggressive play, that's Rudy
00:38:25.989 --> 00:38:33.679
Gobert, dude. Right. Yeah. I have a few OG listeners
00:38:33.679 --> 00:38:36.099
from our Hoppy and Super Rich show, which is
00:38:36.099 --> 00:38:37.800
like a Mandela effect. I don't even know if it
00:38:37.800 --> 00:38:41.699
ever existed. I talked to Timmer maybe five years
00:38:41.699 --> 00:38:47.599
ago, but dude, getting a hold of Super Rich is
00:38:47.599 --> 00:38:50.300
like trying to reach out to Obama. Do you know
00:38:50.300 --> 00:38:55.199
what Super Rich is doing? No. I love the guy.
00:38:55.420 --> 00:38:58.239
I tag him in occasional posts when we want to
00:38:58.239 --> 00:39:01.239
get to... Like the go get tours of the news,
00:39:01.280 --> 00:39:03.800
like channel five or channel. And there's no,
00:39:03.880 --> 00:39:06.539
and it's like radio silence, but then his grandma
00:39:06.539 --> 00:39:11.840
likes it. And I'm like, Ryan, talk to me. Anyway,
00:39:11.860 --> 00:39:13.579
did he respond to you the last time you reached
00:39:13.579 --> 00:39:16.820
out? I don't think I've talked to him probably
00:39:16.820 --> 00:39:21.440
since 2016, maybe 2019. It's not been in this
00:39:21.440 --> 00:39:24.000
decade. It might've been. Let me just see if
00:39:24.000 --> 00:39:26.280
I have any text messages from him. I just, I'm
00:39:26.280 --> 00:39:29.119
like, dude, talk to me. You were like the important
00:39:29.119 --> 00:39:34.159
part of my, let me see here. I asked him if he
00:39:34.159 --> 00:39:37.860
could leave me, our last text was January 30th,
00:39:37.860 --> 00:39:40.619
2020. Said, hey bro, can you give me a five out
00:39:40.619 --> 00:39:43.420
of five on this podcast? And he goes, he goes,
00:39:43.460 --> 00:39:46.699
yeah, bro, I got you. And then I texted him a
00:39:46.699 --> 00:39:54.710
picture of something. I don't, I don't. I don't
00:39:54.710 --> 00:39:56.530
know what it is, but now that you're in Peoria,
00:39:56.750 --> 00:39:59.429
are you going to be in Chicago during Christmas?
00:40:01.610 --> 00:40:04.829
I honestly have no idea. I don't know what work
00:40:04.829 --> 00:40:07.250
schedule is going to look like and who can potentially
00:40:07.250 --> 00:40:10.030
get time off or not. I feel that. Well, when
00:40:10.030 --> 00:40:12.670
I'm going to be in Chicago, I think it's like
00:40:12.670 --> 00:40:15.630
the... I think it's like the 19th through the
00:40:15.630 --> 00:40:19.590
26th. I was just in Chicago in April and then
00:40:19.590 --> 00:40:22.829
last May, two Mays ago. So I've been going a
00:40:22.829 --> 00:40:26.610
little bit. But yeah, Illinois is different,
00:40:26.710 --> 00:40:31.210
dude. It's not what I recognize. It's a lot different.
00:40:34.250 --> 00:40:36.409
Yeah. The weirdest part. It would be good to
00:40:36.409 --> 00:40:38.789
get back in the Midwest, though. Yeah. Ryan,
00:40:38.889 --> 00:40:43.630
the weirdest part. Now, let's say these opinions
00:40:43.630 --> 00:40:45.869
go with me and not the professional news anchor.
00:40:45.989 --> 00:40:49.150
But buying marijuana in high school was a freaking
00:40:49.150 --> 00:40:52.570
chore, dude. Now, there's like three dispensaries
00:40:52.570 --> 00:40:57.809
right by Hersey. I'm like, that's not good. Yeah.
00:40:58.429 --> 00:41:00.690
It's different. The only thing I'll say is finally,
00:41:00.809 --> 00:41:03.269
Illinois lawmakers realized the amount of tax
00:41:03.269 --> 00:41:05.769
money they could get from selling marijuana legally.
00:41:06.539 --> 00:41:08.760
Yeah, and then Florida has it where it's like
00:41:08.760 --> 00:41:11.639
freaking, it's only medical. But I just am like,
00:41:11.780 --> 00:41:14.539
it's just so crazy to me because it was such
00:41:14.539 --> 00:41:17.179
a foreign thing. Because think about if you got
00:41:17.179 --> 00:41:19.400
a 21 year old. Remember how you have to really
00:41:19.400 --> 00:41:23.059
like go to some apartment. Secret to try to find
00:41:23.059 --> 00:41:29.900
it. Oh, yeah. Finally, the lawmakers realized
00:41:29.900 --> 00:41:33.690
that. It's in the state regardless if they want
00:41:33.690 --> 00:41:36.210
it or not. It's whether do we want the tax money
00:41:36.210 --> 00:41:38.590
for it. Well, bro, the thing is, too, is like
00:41:38.590 --> 00:41:43.829
there was one time on 420 in 2012. Around 2012
00:41:43.829 --> 00:41:46.550
or 2011 is when I first began seeing the vape.
00:41:47.989 --> 00:41:50.670
I remember I took a hit of a weed vape in the
00:41:50.670 --> 00:41:53.349
bathroom, and then I went to the Media Tech morning
00:41:53.349 --> 00:41:55.769
news segment, and I think my teacher knew I was
00:41:55.769 --> 00:41:58.170
stoned because he was the only teacher I really
00:41:58.170 --> 00:42:01.199
got along with. And he was like, Ryan, you okay?
00:42:01.519 --> 00:42:05.780
You okay? You okay? And he totally knew. But
00:42:05.780 --> 00:42:09.679
that was one time. I can only imagine. I would
00:42:09.679 --> 00:42:12.659
say maybe one -eighth of the kids have to be
00:42:12.659 --> 00:42:14.219
stoned. Because if you got an older brother,
00:42:14.320 --> 00:42:16.760
first of all, if you're, I think it's only 18,
00:42:17.059 --> 00:42:18.739
right? Or is it 21 in Illinois? Because if you're
00:42:18.739 --> 00:42:21.860
a senior, you can, it's a problem. Honestly,
00:42:22.019 --> 00:42:24.840
I couldn't tell you. I've never been to a dispensary.
00:42:25.389 --> 00:42:28.449
I went to one two months ago. It's kind of interesting.
00:42:28.570 --> 00:42:31.010
Cause it's, it's so, you know, my mom very well.
00:42:31.130 --> 00:42:33.909
I used to have to hide the, I used to have to
00:42:33.909 --> 00:42:36.210
hide departing from her. Now I'm like on the
00:42:36.210 --> 00:42:38.150
back porch and she's just like closing. It's
00:42:38.150 --> 00:42:40.590
just, we're doing, we're, we're living in the
00:42:40.590 --> 00:42:42.849
future, dude. You know who I talk to all the
00:42:42.849 --> 00:42:46.309
time is Anthony Cabildas. I still get, keep up
00:42:46.309 --> 00:42:48.010
the good work comments from him. So that's only
00:42:48.010 --> 00:42:52.539
him. And then you, or the two people I talked
00:42:52.539 --> 00:42:54.599
to, because for people listening, we went to
00:42:54.599 --> 00:42:56.619
a radio trade school together. Remember when
00:42:56.619 --> 00:43:02.139
I was in the principal's office? Do you remember
00:43:02.139 --> 00:43:06.460
when I got in trouble there? Yep. Because I made
00:43:06.460 --> 00:43:08.960
the social media post about, everybody was like,
00:43:09.099 --> 00:43:11.900
whenever we would be mad at the trades. $16 ,000.
00:43:13.739 --> 00:43:16.960
So the school costed $16 ,000. And I think I
00:43:16.960 --> 00:43:18.500
heard it from somebody because my uncle paid
00:43:18.500 --> 00:43:23.039
for it. And I posted like, what is this $16 ,000
00:43:23.039 --> 00:43:24.980
for? And I think one of the sports nerds ratted
00:43:24.980 --> 00:43:28.840
on me. And I was like, I'm paying. The post was
00:43:28.840 --> 00:43:34.659
just $16 ,000. Well, most of the people in your
00:43:34.659 --> 00:43:39.679
class hated you. I look back at my time. It was
00:43:39.679 --> 00:43:43.280
tough because a lot of them. were just learning
00:43:43.280 --> 00:43:45.360
radio and I had been studying it since fourth
00:43:45.360 --> 00:43:47.739
grade and then I already interned with like Steve
00:43:47.739 --> 00:43:51.199
Dahl and I was just, it was just, it was not
00:43:51.199 --> 00:43:54.639
meant. It kind of describes everything, dude.
00:43:54.860 --> 00:43:58.639
But Ryan. Did I say you're going to Rover Fest?
00:43:59.179 --> 00:44:04.579
No, no, no, no. Was that a joke? No, no. It worked.
00:44:04.760 --> 00:44:08.920
It got me talked about. No. I was like, I'm going
00:44:08.920 --> 00:44:13.090
to, okay. I'm going to Cleveland for a radio.
00:44:13.110 --> 00:44:15.409
The morning show boot camp is in Cleveland this
00:44:15.409 --> 00:44:18.869
year. So I looked for the picture of me and Shane
00:44:18.869 --> 00:44:21.230
French, and I posted it, and I said, yo, Rover,
00:44:21.329 --> 00:44:23.730
I'm going to be in, and I said, your town, which
00:44:23.730 --> 00:44:25.429
is, and I put it Cleveland because he hates Cleveland.
00:44:25.630 --> 00:44:28.110
And I said, this time I won't be blackout drunk.
00:44:28.210 --> 00:44:31.210
It was me. One thing that I've gained since the
00:44:31.210 --> 00:44:33.590
last time I saw you is I try to emulate 50 Cent
00:44:33.590 --> 00:44:37.210
trolling Diddy. And I troll, like, the people
00:44:37.210 --> 00:44:39.269
I used to work with that were douchebags. I troll
00:44:39.269 --> 00:44:43.110
them. Like, I troll Kelta. So that was me trolling.
00:44:43.110 --> 00:44:45.269
Because I had a few people ask me. And I've done
00:44:45.269 --> 00:44:49.150
that before. Did some of you and Rover and all
00:44:49.150 --> 00:44:51.949
the people on that show, like, you know, erase
00:44:51.949 --> 00:44:57.809
the old wounds? I'm trying to. What's up? Oh,
00:44:57.809 --> 00:44:59.590
they don't seem like the kind of people that
00:44:59.590 --> 00:45:03.420
are very forgiving. But they got to see through
00:45:03.420 --> 00:45:09.380
their... You know me. I was trolling. Because
00:45:09.380 --> 00:45:14.500
I do it about maybe... I don't know. Once every
00:45:14.500 --> 00:45:18.119
six months, I'll post a picture. Because it works.
00:45:18.199 --> 00:45:21.179
The funny part is if I do that with the show
00:45:21.179 --> 00:45:24.219
I worked on in Tampa, people around... Here's
00:45:24.219 --> 00:45:27.260
the different part. is I think in Cleveland,
00:45:27.380 --> 00:45:29.840
there's literally nothing else to do for like
00:45:29.840 --> 00:45:32.619
six months because it's cold. So they get more
00:45:32.619 --> 00:45:34.860
of a parasocial. That's the hot word. They feel
00:45:34.860 --> 00:45:37.380
like they know you. So they live more on the
00:45:37.380 --> 00:45:39.840
computer. They archive the show more. Here in
00:45:39.840 --> 00:45:41.380
Florida, when they listen to the radio, they're
00:45:41.380 --> 00:45:44.260
driving to their welder or their landscaping
00:45:44.260 --> 00:45:47.360
job. So they're more listening. So if you're
00:45:47.360 --> 00:45:49.840
not on the radio in Tampa, you're kind of irrelevant.
00:45:50.440 --> 00:45:52.500
But I still get a ton of listens in Cleveland.
00:45:52.659 --> 00:45:55.079
So I'd say to all, you got to remember, dude,
00:45:55.159 --> 00:45:57.579
it's all about, that was a PR stunt and it worked
00:45:57.579 --> 00:45:59.400
because it got like 10 ,000 views and I didn't
00:45:59.400 --> 00:46:02.179
even. I will just sit there and I'm like, how
00:46:02.179 --> 00:46:04.480
can I troll the world? And that was what I did.
00:46:04.599 --> 00:46:07.079
No, I don't even think they do Rover Fest anymore.
00:46:08.699 --> 00:46:11.039
All these radio guys, dude, they're all just
00:46:11.039 --> 00:46:13.920
like chilling. And they're like, gee, why is
00:46:13.920 --> 00:46:15.559
radio dying? It's like, well, because you just
00:46:15.559 --> 00:46:18.099
start chilling. But that's another story for
00:46:18.099 --> 00:46:20.909
another day. Talked about you on Rover's Morning
00:46:20.909 --> 00:46:25.530
Glory, too. You know me for 12, 13 years now.
00:46:25.630 --> 00:46:28.929
You know how you probably had to see that and
00:46:28.929 --> 00:46:31.289
go, Ryan's trolling. I remember the one time
00:46:31.289 --> 00:46:35.710
I forgot what you did. This was after you were
00:46:35.710 --> 00:46:39.349
in Tampa. And then they were like, and then they
00:46:39.349 --> 00:46:41.269
started talking about whatever it was on the
00:46:41.269 --> 00:46:43.510
show, and they were trying to make fun of you,
00:46:43.590 --> 00:46:45.750
and then you, like, quote tweeted one of them
00:46:45.750 --> 00:46:50.119
and said, Appreciate all the exposure. I got
00:46:50.119 --> 00:46:52.280
more listens on my latest podcast or something
00:46:52.280 --> 00:46:56.219
like that. Yeah, that's the best part. What it
00:46:56.219 --> 00:46:59.699
is was, it's so stupid. There's this guy named
00:46:59.699 --> 00:47:02.619
Brother Weeds who's in Rochester, New York, who's
00:47:02.619 --> 00:47:04.800
like one of my closest mentors. Like, I don't
00:47:04.800 --> 00:47:06.380
talk to him every day. He's like 80 years old,
00:47:06.460 --> 00:47:09.880
but Rover never beat him in the ratings. So when
00:47:09.880 --> 00:47:12.039
I interviewed him like three months after I got
00:47:12.039 --> 00:47:13.760
fired, maybe six months after I got fired in
00:47:13.760 --> 00:47:16.760
2015, this is before I took speech class and
00:47:16.760 --> 00:47:18.500
really just started getting better at talking.
00:47:18.980 --> 00:47:23.179
So he was asking me, how many listens do you
00:47:23.179 --> 00:47:27.320
have? And I said, yesterday I had 70 downloads.
00:47:27.940 --> 00:47:31.139
So then they cut the audio and left out everything
00:47:31.139 --> 00:47:34.059
else. And then, so that was probably what it
00:47:34.059 --> 00:47:36.679
was. It still follows me. You'll notice, I bet
00:47:36.679 --> 00:47:40.079
on that post, I deleted or I muted the comments,
00:47:40.139 --> 00:47:43.780
but I still get the 70 downloads. So that's probably
00:47:43.780 --> 00:47:46.480
what it was. Actually, I think that is what it
00:47:46.480 --> 00:47:48.420
was. And then you thank them for the exposure.
00:47:51.230 --> 00:47:54.409
I'm always going to troll, dude. Ryan, we got
00:47:54.409 --> 00:47:58.710
to catch up, dude. Yeah, for sure. All right,
00:47:58.750 --> 00:48:01.309
thank you for picking up. I'm glad you didn't
00:48:01.309 --> 00:48:05.449
hang up on me. No, it's pre -recorded, but it
00:48:05.449 --> 00:48:07.869
sounds like it's live. It's close enough. Oh,
00:48:07.869 --> 00:48:09.849
okay, I got you. See, this is for the podcast.
00:48:10.010 --> 00:48:14.210
Okay, well, before we go, I will say, I saw your
00:48:14.210 --> 00:48:16.590
post yesterday about Jalen Brunson and the Rose.
00:48:16.690 --> 00:48:19.070
I was like, you know, if he stayed healthy, he
00:48:19.070 --> 00:48:21.829
was on a Hall of Fame. Chicago legend trajectory.
00:48:22.730 --> 00:48:25.829
Dude, I still think he's going to go into the
00:48:25.829 --> 00:48:27.710
Hall of Fame because of what he did at... What
00:48:27.710 --> 00:48:29.269
was the name of the school he went to? What was
00:48:29.269 --> 00:48:32.909
the high school? Simeon. Yes, I can remember.
00:48:33.070 --> 00:48:35.250
I think he'll get in because of that in Memphis
00:48:35.250 --> 00:48:38.389
and for changing the point guard position. I
00:48:38.389 --> 00:48:42.550
think he'll get in like... Dude, if frickin'
00:48:42.570 --> 00:48:45.489
Tracy McGrady can get in who never won a playoff
00:48:45.489 --> 00:48:49.570
series without being on the bench, I think...
00:48:50.259 --> 00:48:52.940
Dude, I think Rose gets in. I think it's the
00:48:52.940 --> 00:48:57.159
sympathy. I mean, youngest MVP in the history
00:48:57.159 --> 00:49:01.280
of the game. I mean, he was on a path to become
00:49:01.280 --> 00:49:03.440
one of the greatest players ever. Dude, what
00:49:03.440 --> 00:49:05.519
about freaking Stacey King? That bummed me out.
00:49:05.619 --> 00:49:10.320
Jesus Christ. Oh, man. Especially those early
00:49:10.320 --> 00:49:13.000
2000s Bulls teams when you could tell they were
00:49:13.000 --> 00:49:15.519
on the rise. He made the game so much fun to
00:49:15.519 --> 00:49:18.719
watch. I want to go higher. I want to go higher.
00:49:20.489 --> 00:49:22.829
Give me the hot sauce. I mean, he was great.
00:49:24.369 --> 00:49:27.710
Obviously, one of my favorite Stacey King stories
00:49:27.710 --> 00:49:31.869
is there was a night the Bulls played Cleveland,
00:49:31.969 --> 00:49:34.150
and the game went to overtime, and Michael Jordan
00:49:34.150 --> 00:49:38.210
scored a career -high 69 points, and Stacey King
00:49:38.210 --> 00:49:40.050
scored one, and he said it was the night that
00:49:40.050 --> 00:49:45.750
him and Jordan combined for 70. That's just him.
00:49:48.779 --> 00:49:51.719
He had such a great sense of humor about himself.
00:49:52.440 --> 00:49:55.659
Yeah, and he had swag to him. Well, I liked that
00:49:55.659 --> 00:50:00.019
he met all the fans. I loved interacting with
00:50:00.019 --> 00:50:03.929
the fans. Well, bro, I'm... He never let the
00:50:03.929 --> 00:50:06.530
moment get too big for him. I'm proud of myself.
00:50:06.829 --> 00:50:09.170
I do this thing. I still listen to Howard Stern.
00:50:09.530 --> 00:50:11.630
I watched David Letterman before he went off
00:50:11.630 --> 00:50:13.909
air and Leno. I like to watch the greats before
00:50:13.909 --> 00:50:16.429
they get off. And this year, there was something
00:50:16.429 --> 00:50:18.349
that told me because I had the NBA package. I
00:50:18.349 --> 00:50:20.289
said, let me just watch some Bulls games. And
00:50:20.289 --> 00:50:22.489
I watched the game. I forget who they played,
00:50:22.530 --> 00:50:24.809
but when they retired Rose's jersey and I watched
00:50:24.809 --> 00:50:27.510
the whole thing. And a part of me is really grateful
00:50:27.510 --> 00:50:32.110
that I still got to watch. I would have hated...
00:50:32.110 --> 00:50:33.869
There was just something that said, watch the
00:50:33.869 --> 00:50:36.630
Bulls. And I'm glad I did the last, I don't know,
00:50:36.650 --> 00:50:38.829
five years. I've watched enough that I still
00:50:38.829 --> 00:50:43.829
got my Stacey King fix. Yeah, yeah. No, that
00:50:43.829 --> 00:50:46.409
was really awesome when they retired Rose's number.
00:50:47.170 --> 00:50:52.489
They had to, bro. Youngest MVP ever. Yeah, I
00:50:52.489 --> 00:50:54.409
mean, it's just also one of those, also the hometown
00:50:54.409 --> 00:50:57.610
kid. You know, I think it's also trying to show
00:50:57.610 --> 00:51:00.059
an example of like, you know, you... for people
00:51:00.059 --> 00:51:01.920
that are growing up probably in the area that
00:51:01.920 --> 00:51:03.920
he did that, you know, you don't have to turn
00:51:03.920 --> 00:51:06.320
to like a life of crime or things like that.
00:51:06.860 --> 00:51:09.800
Yeah. That's actually a great point. Cause I
00:51:09.800 --> 00:51:13.039
was, do you know the rapper? Yeah. What he meant
00:51:13.039 --> 00:51:16.139
to the city in different ways that, yeah, they,
00:51:16.300 --> 00:51:18.920
that was one of the reasons they needed to retire
00:51:18.920 --> 00:51:22.260
his number. And again, like he, he couldn't control
00:51:22.260 --> 00:51:24.280
the fact that he kept getting injured. What do
00:51:24.280 --> 00:51:25.840
you call it? Have you heard of the rapper Lil
00:51:25.840 --> 00:51:30.519
Dirk? No. Okay. So Lil Durk's from like the same
00:51:30.519 --> 00:51:34.000
area. And I started listening to him in high
00:51:34.000 --> 00:51:36.719
school. He was like the same age as me. And him
00:51:36.719 --> 00:51:40.119
and Chief Keef put out mixtapes in like 2012.
00:51:40.360 --> 00:51:43.239
And he's like supposedly like murdered people
00:51:43.239 --> 00:51:46.559
and put hits on people and that. And I'm just
00:51:46.559 --> 00:51:50.079
thinking like everybody was viewing him as the
00:51:50.079 --> 00:51:53.159
face of Chicago. The mayor gave him a freaking
00:51:53.159 --> 00:51:56.139
key to the city. And that brings back to the
00:51:56.139 --> 00:51:58.539
point that, like, that's why Derrick Rose was
00:51:58.539 --> 00:52:01.900
so vital for that era was because he was an example
00:52:01.900 --> 00:52:04.360
of you can get out of a bad scenario. You know
00:52:04.360 --> 00:52:09.280
what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. And back to Stacey King,
00:52:09.360 --> 00:52:11.980
one of the things that was so tragic was he was
00:52:11.980 --> 00:52:14.280
so pumped when the Bulls got the number four
00:52:14.280 --> 00:52:17.019
pick and they moved up in the lottery. Yeah.
00:52:17.900 --> 00:52:19.880
Because this draft is like there's like literally
00:52:19.880 --> 00:52:22.219
there's four guys that could go in any order.
00:52:22.340 --> 00:52:24.539
And so he needed a top four pick and the Bulls
00:52:24.539 --> 00:52:27.159
finally got lucky. And he was so pumped for whoever
00:52:27.159 --> 00:52:31.099
they were going to select. I think I think I
00:52:31.099 --> 00:52:33.320
saw someone post about that, that he's not going
00:52:33.320 --> 00:52:35.500
to be able to be happy about the draft pick.
00:52:37.360 --> 00:52:40.880
Right. So he was really pumped to get that top
00:52:40.880 --> 00:52:44.079
four. Well, dude, and I just saw the news. What
00:52:44.079 --> 00:52:46.300
do you think about Tiago Splitter being a new
00:52:46.300 --> 00:52:50.539
coach? I don't really have an opinion of that
00:52:50.539 --> 00:52:53.780
yet. I guess we're just going to have to be open
00:52:53.780 --> 00:52:56.119
-minded and with the new front office and the
00:52:56.119 --> 00:52:57.940
new coaching staff and let's see what they can
00:52:57.940 --> 00:52:59.840
do because, I mean, they've got some young pieces
00:52:59.840 --> 00:53:02.039
to build around. They've got Giddy. They've got
00:53:02.039 --> 00:53:06.780
Fazalas, whoever they take at number four. And
00:53:06.780 --> 00:53:08.820
they've got two first -round picks this year.
00:53:09.099 --> 00:53:14.119
Well, didn't he coach Portland? Yeah, he was
00:53:14.119 --> 00:53:16.659
like their interim coach because it was Chauncey
00:53:16.659 --> 00:53:18.639
Billups got arrested after the first game of
00:53:18.639 --> 00:53:22.340
the season, which that was a whole other thing.
00:53:28.519 --> 00:53:31.079
So, yeah, no, just got to be open -minded and
00:53:31.079 --> 00:53:33.820
hope that... I have my mic off because I'm such
00:53:33.820 --> 00:53:40.860
a professional. No, I think he helped the Trailblazers
00:53:40.860 --> 00:53:43.190
make the playoffs. So it's one of those things
00:53:43.190 --> 00:53:45.269
that, like, maybe he can help the Bulls make
00:53:45.269 --> 00:53:51.590
the playoffs. You know what I mean? Yeah. And
00:53:51.590 --> 00:53:54.150
I believe them making the playoffs is why the
00:53:54.150 --> 00:53:56.429
Bulls have their first -round pick this year,
00:53:56.489 --> 00:53:58.389
because I believe it was, like, lottery protected.
00:53:58.750 --> 00:54:00.590
Yeah, I saw that, too. It's crazy. It's full
00:54:00.590 --> 00:54:03.750
circle. So they've got the fourth pick and, I
00:54:03.750 --> 00:54:06.889
think, the 15th pick? Yes, they do, I believe.
00:54:08.269 --> 00:54:11.289
So... Yeah, you know, the Bulls have been kind
00:54:11.289 --> 00:54:13.110
of irrelevant for a while, so hopefully this
00:54:13.110 --> 00:54:15.210
is just the start of them trying to finally get
00:54:15.210 --> 00:54:18.110
back. to competing. I think this is going to
00:54:18.110 --> 00:54:20.070
be good because especially the fact that he made
00:54:20.070 --> 00:54:22.849
a scrappy team make the first round and do okay
00:54:22.849 --> 00:54:25.409
in the first round. They didn't win, but they
00:54:25.409 --> 00:54:28.969
put up kind of a fight. I think it's good. Once
00:54:28.969 --> 00:54:32.110
again, Ryan Risky, Hoppy OGs will remember him
00:54:32.110 --> 00:54:35.489
as the sports guy and third mic on the Hoppy
00:54:35.489 --> 00:54:38.210
and Super Rich show. Man, that was, I still,
00:54:38.289 --> 00:54:41.690
I still talk to people about that show because
00:54:41.690 --> 00:54:45.840
we were doing classic hip hop, classic, 2000s
00:54:45.840 --> 00:54:48.860
hits pretty much before radio and one time I
00:54:48.860 --> 00:54:51.679
told Chad GBT that and they were like no I'm
00:54:51.679 --> 00:54:54.760
sure someone else no we were literally I follow
00:54:54.760 --> 00:54:57.599
radio dude nobody else was playing Nelly Furtado
00:54:57.599 --> 00:55:00.039
and Ying Yang Twins so we were ahead of the curve
00:55:00.039 --> 00:55:06.500
yeah if only we got some sort of compensation
00:55:06.500 --> 00:55:10.579
for starting that huh yeah You know what was
00:55:10.579 --> 00:55:12.980
funny too? I was looking at the old photos. Remember
00:55:12.980 --> 00:55:15.019
after I got fired from Rover, I was trying to
00:55:15.019 --> 00:55:16.840
bring the show back, but it was, I think it could
00:55:16.840 --> 00:55:19.260
have worked now with Zoom, but it wasn't back
00:55:19.260 --> 00:55:21.699
then. It was Skype or whatever. But do you remember
00:55:21.699 --> 00:55:23.920
when we went to the playground and we were doing
00:55:23.920 --> 00:55:26.159
the parody post that we don't play around and
00:55:26.159 --> 00:55:28.320
all of Cleveland said I was a pedophile? Like,
00:55:28.360 --> 00:55:33.099
no, it's not what I'm going for. Yeah. Yeah,
00:55:33.139 --> 00:55:35.079
no, honestly, I think the whole way you tried
00:55:35.079 --> 00:55:37.000
to bring it back, it was just a few years ahead
00:55:37.000 --> 00:55:39.500
of its time. Well, yeah. Where now it's just,
00:55:39.820 --> 00:55:42.000
kind of normalized that all radio shows just
00:55:42.000 --> 00:55:44.260
have a camera on the host so if you're viewing
00:55:44.260 --> 00:55:47.019
it online versus in the car you can that you
00:55:47.019 --> 00:55:50.559
have you know some sort of picture uh well it's
00:55:50.559 --> 00:55:57.519
it's that and you tried that at um ICB, I think
00:55:57.519 --> 00:55:59.320
it was the Friday Sports Right. You got like
00:55:59.320 --> 00:56:03.860
little mini webcams. Yeah. I think it was Hoppy
00:56:03.860 --> 00:56:06.219
and Super Rich. It's all on YouTube. It's on
00:56:06.219 --> 00:56:09.599
my YouTube page. It was The Edge on air, the
00:56:09.599 --> 00:56:12.500
afternoon show. Okay, it was The Edge where you
00:56:12.500 --> 00:56:14.579
were doing that. And Don Nebraska was like, you
00:56:14.579 --> 00:56:17.840
remind me of Steve Dahl. I like your style. And
00:56:17.840 --> 00:56:22.980
everyone else hated it. I remember management
00:56:22.980 --> 00:56:27.780
at ICB. At least during that time, before there
00:56:27.780 --> 00:56:30.019
was a bunch of turnover. I remember those people
00:56:30.019 --> 00:56:32.599
loved listening to Hoppy and Super Rich on the
00:56:32.599 --> 00:56:37.400
Edge. I remember the girl at the front desk.
00:56:37.539 --> 00:56:39.639
It depended on who was at the front desk, but
00:56:39.639 --> 00:56:46.710
the front desk had to hear us. Yeah. I posted
00:56:46.710 --> 00:56:49.269
the Lean With It, Rock With It music video the
00:56:49.269 --> 00:56:51.809
other day. That was freaking, that is the weirdest
00:56:51.809 --> 00:56:54.210
thing I've ever made. We got Dylan showing up
00:56:54.210 --> 00:56:56.969
in a wheelchair. You got super, them flannel
00:56:56.969 --> 00:57:00.449
boys, not them franchise boys. What a strange
00:57:00.449 --> 00:57:04.570
era that was. You know what's funny is for like
00:57:04.570 --> 00:57:07.670
four or five years, I was given, I don't want
00:57:07.670 --> 00:57:09.449
to say any credit, but I was like not treated
00:57:09.449 --> 00:57:12.650
like an alumni. But then the Ohio Media School,
00:57:13.490 --> 00:57:16.690
The person that runs it went to freaking high
00:57:16.690 --> 00:57:19.869
school with my mom and my mom used to see her
00:57:19.869 --> 00:57:22.769
in the lunchroom. And then she also was a listener
00:57:22.769 --> 00:57:25.090
of Rover. So then I got added to the like be
00:57:25.090 --> 00:57:28.130
on air alumni in Cleveland. So it's so funny
00:57:28.130 --> 00:57:31.449
how I paid to go to school in Illinois and I
00:57:31.449 --> 00:57:33.489
love the school. Cause I learned everything I
00:57:33.489 --> 00:57:36.469
needed to know, but I get no like, Oh, this guy,
00:57:36.510 --> 00:57:37.929
you know, has worked with big shows, whatever.
00:57:38.210 --> 00:57:40.409
But then in Cleveland where I'm there for three
00:57:40.409 --> 00:57:42.590
months, they're like, Oh, let's, let's add you
00:57:42.590 --> 00:57:44.909
to the fricking website and a podcast network.
00:57:45.010 --> 00:57:48.590
It was just funny. Nobody there has ever reached
00:57:48.590 --> 00:57:50.949
out to me or anything to be like, you know, hey,
00:57:50.989 --> 00:57:54.530
here's what some alumni or alums are doing. Because
00:57:54.530 --> 00:57:58.130
I'm like, I've covered Penn State Athletics and
00:57:58.130 --> 00:58:00.210
the Pittsburgh Steelers the past five years.
00:58:00.309 --> 00:58:02.050
I think that'd be something you'd want to promote.
00:58:03.750 --> 00:58:06.650
I know. It's like you got to reach out, but then
00:58:06.650 --> 00:58:08.570
it's like you feel like a narcissist. Like, hey,
00:58:08.590 --> 00:58:11.269
this is what I've done. It's very strange. It's
00:58:11.269 --> 00:58:13.789
very... Yeah, no, I mean, they can reach out
00:58:13.789 --> 00:58:20.920
to me if they want to, which... I attended every
00:58:20.920 --> 00:58:24.900
game, every practice, every media availability,
00:58:25.260 --> 00:58:29.460
every press conference for five years. I think
00:58:29.460 --> 00:58:34.179
that's something you'd want to promote. I don't
00:58:34.179 --> 00:58:36.320
care. I just think that would be a good marketing
00:58:36.320 --> 00:58:40.400
tool. It is what it is. It was funny how me and
00:58:40.400 --> 00:58:42.980
Super Rich, I would just email a producer. I
00:58:42.980 --> 00:58:45.480
would Google WGN Morning News producer and I'd
00:58:45.480 --> 00:58:48.280
find their email. And then we got a tour of ABC7,
00:58:48.460 --> 00:58:52.900
NBC5, and WGN. And then the radio school was
00:58:52.900 --> 00:58:55.659
like, hey, could you help us book some guests?
00:58:55.820 --> 00:59:01.219
I'm like, no! Do it yourself! Not that hard.
00:59:01.800 --> 00:59:03.300
Yeah, you just got to put in a little bit of
00:59:03.300 --> 00:59:06.619
effort. Ryan, how can people find your work again?
00:59:07.969 --> 00:59:10.610
Well, you can find me on Twitter. My Twitter
00:59:10.610 --> 00:59:13.510
handles at rrisky. There's three Ys at the end.
00:59:13.650 --> 00:59:16.050
I haven't been tweeting too much lately since
00:59:16.050 --> 00:59:20.429
right now I'm in between jobs. So I don't really
00:59:20.429 --> 00:59:22.250
have much going on right now. I'm planning to
00:59:22.250 --> 00:59:24.989
start in Peoria in a couple weeks. When you have
00:59:24.989 --> 00:59:27.329
the announcement, send it my way so I can retweet
00:59:27.329 --> 00:59:32.030
it for you and share it on my story. Yeah. I'm
00:59:32.030 --> 00:59:34.309
proud of you, dude. I'm proud of you. I'm like
00:59:34.309 --> 00:59:38.280
a proud brother. Yeah, if I make one, I'll definitely
00:59:38.280 --> 00:59:42.840
let you know. I didn't do a goodbye post. Yeah,
00:59:42.900 --> 00:59:46.539
I didn't either. No, I didn't do a goodbye post.
00:59:46.739 --> 00:59:48.960
I don't think I did a hello post when I started
00:59:48.960 --> 00:59:52.219
in Pennsylvania five years ago either. I don't
00:59:52.219 --> 00:59:53.840
know. It's kind of weird. I like laying on the
00:59:53.840 --> 01:00:00.920
low while still being like a... Yeah, I know
01:00:00.920 --> 01:00:04.920
what you mean. A on -air talent and... media
01:00:04.920 --> 01:00:07.960
personality. You've done everything in the opposite
01:00:07.960 --> 01:00:09.800
way I have, and that's why I'm proud of you.
01:00:09.960 --> 01:00:13.119
You did it the professional way, which I'm proud
01:00:13.119 --> 01:00:17.119
of you. Very proud of you. Where are you working
01:00:17.119 --> 01:00:19.659
right now? I know you've been shuffling around
01:00:19.659 --> 01:00:24.039
radio stations. Well, kind of. 2022 to 2024,
01:00:24.260 --> 01:00:29.539
I went through four jobs. And then I've been
01:00:29.539 --> 01:00:32.539
at the same job, the one I quit in 2023. I've
01:00:32.539 --> 01:00:36.179
been there for two years. It's the longest I've
01:00:36.179 --> 01:00:39.659
been at a place post -1025 The Bone, so I'm doing
01:00:39.659 --> 01:00:42.659
fine. The company likes me. I like the company.
01:00:42.960 --> 01:00:46.219
They support me. You're full -time? Yeah, it's
01:00:46.219 --> 01:00:55.280
all good. It was a crazy 2023 and 2024. Do you
01:00:55.280 --> 01:00:59.369
remember my Uncle Ken? Yes. He died. So that
01:00:59.369 --> 01:01:03.289
was, I was at a conservative radio job making
01:01:03.289 --> 01:01:05.789
pretty good money, but I'm not conservative and
01:01:05.789 --> 01:01:07.690
it was just not my type of radio. And then I
01:01:07.690 --> 01:01:10.070
kind of had like a midlife crisis after he died.
01:01:10.289 --> 01:01:12.610
And then the boss was always yelling at me for
01:01:12.610 --> 01:01:14.989
no reason, but he was just an angry guy. So then
01:01:14.989 --> 01:01:17.989
I quit. So then I went back to Beasley. We all
01:01:17.989 --> 01:01:20.409
made amends. My boss, Rick Thomas, who's the
01:01:20.409 --> 01:01:25.900
man. So it's all good. But yes, 2023, 2024, I
01:01:25.900 --> 01:01:29.219
had the reputation of being a job hopper, but
01:01:29.219 --> 01:01:33.179
that has since been erased. Yeah, I mean, hey,
01:01:33.300 --> 01:01:35.219
you do you. You got to do what's in the best
01:01:35.219 --> 01:01:37.679
interest of yourself, regardless of, you know,
01:01:37.739 --> 01:01:40.519
like, because you'll see a lot of these companies
01:01:40.519 --> 01:01:43.440
don't want you to show the loyalty to them, except
01:01:43.440 --> 01:01:46.559
they won't show the loyalty to you. Exactly,
01:01:46.940 --> 01:01:50.679
which is why I left the bone. And then they get
01:01:50.679 --> 01:01:54.099
mad when you left. And it's like, well, you weren't
01:01:54.099 --> 01:01:57.519
paying me very much. I wasn't full time and you
01:01:57.519 --> 01:01:59.219
weren't giving me more opportunities. And this
01:01:59.219 --> 01:02:02.139
station was going to make me full time and pay
01:02:02.139 --> 01:02:04.400
better and give me more opportunities. So, of
01:02:04.400 --> 01:02:07.000
course, I'm going to go there. Yes. You know
01:02:07.000 --> 01:02:09.699
how the Gen X egos are. It might be different
01:02:09.699 --> 01:02:12.820
in news. It might be a little less. I don't know
01:02:12.820 --> 01:02:15.460
what the word is. It's different. Also, Tampa's
01:02:15.460 --> 01:02:17.880
different because it's like, this is our Hollywood.
01:02:18.460 --> 01:02:22.480
Not really anymore, but the 90s and 2000s before
01:02:22.480 --> 01:02:24.659
I lived here, all the radio shows were like the
01:02:24.659 --> 01:02:26.260
bee's knees because everybody listened going
01:02:26.260 --> 01:02:31.199
to school. So, yeah. Ryan, can you believe we've
01:02:31.199 --> 01:02:36.139
been talking for 33 minutes? Time flies when
01:02:36.139 --> 01:02:38.360
you're catching up, man. I know. And again, honestly,
01:02:38.500 --> 01:02:40.260
I think you would have been a great on -air personality
01:02:40.260 --> 01:02:41.800
at the bone if they would have given you the
01:02:41.800 --> 01:02:47.059
chance. I was the one. I had 120 ,000 listeners
01:02:47.059 --> 01:02:49.840
between 10 to 11 a .m. or something like that.
01:02:50.199 --> 01:02:54.840
But the thing is, they want to go safe. Nobody
01:02:54.840 --> 01:02:59.239
can outshine Kelta. So that was what happened.
01:02:59.380 --> 01:03:03.639
I snuck on air. for a year and a half until the
01:03:03.639 --> 01:03:06.219
program director caught me. It was pretty identical
01:03:06.219 --> 01:03:08.980
to the Howard Stern movie. So I think I'll be
01:03:08.980 --> 01:03:12.639
fine. It was just, the thing is I've met so many
01:03:12.639 --> 01:03:15.760
people since leaving that job. I've met so many
01:03:15.760 --> 01:03:17.699
different people around town that I would have
01:03:17.699 --> 01:03:20.659
had the same circle and I was partying a lot.
01:03:21.340 --> 01:03:25.219
So it was better that I left. But I also, some
01:03:25.219 --> 01:03:27.000
of my favorite radio shows went out on their
01:03:27.000 --> 01:03:32.039
terms. I didn't want to go out. The company's
01:03:32.039 --> 01:03:35.199
terms, I wanted to go out on my terms, so that
01:03:35.199 --> 01:03:37.320
was why I did it. Seven years was a long time,
01:03:37.440 --> 01:03:42.039
and I still have friends. Yes, it was a good
01:03:42.039 --> 01:03:45.079
time, but I am very glad I left. At the same
01:03:45.079 --> 01:03:50.099
time, you clearly had peaked from their perspective.
01:03:50.500 --> 01:03:53.119
I did it all. I was number one from 10 to 11,
01:03:53.360 --> 01:03:56.019
dude, so I did it all. That was my thing. I remember
01:03:56.019 --> 01:03:59.019
every time I would sneak on air. I said to myself,
01:03:59.239 --> 01:04:01.699
if this doesn't turn into a show, I'm going somewhere
01:04:01.699 --> 01:04:06.219
else. And then June 3rd, 2022, when John Brennan
01:04:06.219 --> 01:04:08.159
busted in and told me to go into his office after
01:04:08.159 --> 01:04:10.880
the show, when I was on air, I'm like, all right,
01:04:11.000 --> 01:04:16.320
bye. Bye. See you later. Anyway. And then they
01:04:16.320 --> 01:04:17.719
couldn't figure out why you wanted to leave.
01:04:17.840 --> 01:04:21.369
And it's like, oh, gee, I wonder why. Yeah, and
01:04:21.369 --> 01:04:24.889
now they're doing downsizes. The midday show
01:04:24.889 --> 01:04:27.190
is half of what it used to be because they didn't
01:04:27.190 --> 01:04:29.969
want to pay both people. So I think I made the
01:04:29.969 --> 01:04:33.409
right move there. Yeah, and you'll see all these
01:04:33.409 --> 01:04:36.550
big media corporations are downsizing all the
01:04:36.550 --> 01:04:41.230
time now. Yeah, it is. Ryan Risky, you're the
01:04:41.230 --> 01:04:44.869
man. All right, we'll catch up later, Ryan. All
01:04:44.869 --> 01:04:49.019
right, text me later, bro. See ya. Peace. And
01:04:49.019 --> 01:04:54.400
that was Orion. He's a news anchor and a good
01:04:54.400 --> 01:04:57.559
friend of mine. You get to hear what it was like
01:04:57.559 --> 01:05:03.460
before I was on Tampa. It was funny how he didn't
01:05:03.460 --> 01:05:05.539
pick up. No, that's a real call right there.
01:05:07.199 --> 01:05:11.320
Not the calls that you hear on like, I don't
01:05:11.320 --> 01:05:14.119
know the Joe show. Or they randomly just go,
01:05:14.239 --> 01:05:17.900
hey, you have a chatter on the line. No. That
01:05:17.900 --> 01:05:20.280
was a little more real. All right, let's see
01:05:20.280 --> 01:05:24.699
what we got here. Neon did not expect Alabama
01:05:24.699 --> 01:05:30.719
Barker to confirm their relationship. Okay. No
01:05:30.719 --> 01:05:34.659
one was really talking about Alabama Barker.
01:05:35.800 --> 01:05:39.460
So all of a sudden, Alabama Barker was like,
01:05:39.579 --> 01:05:42.460
oh, let me hang out with Neon. Me and Neon argue
01:05:42.460 --> 01:05:45.719
a lot. Yeah, because you're annoying. Because
01:05:45.719 --> 01:05:52.420
Neon thinks that... She's such a hot piece of
01:05:52.420 --> 01:05:53.940
ass, but you know she's using him. He can just
01:05:53.940 --> 01:05:57.360
do what he wants. Oh, yeah. Neon's annoying.
01:05:57.619 --> 01:06:00.519
He's trying to get on my nerves. She's talking
01:06:00.519 --> 01:06:05.099
smack about you. Maybe he can't. We don't argue
01:06:05.099 --> 01:06:09.340
at all. He's very wholesome. He thinks. I told
01:06:09.340 --> 01:06:11.219
you the story about the girl I dated in Cleveland.
01:06:11.880 --> 01:06:15.400
I was banging other people. She's coming around
01:06:15.400 --> 01:06:17.139
because she needs attention, dude. We haven't
01:06:17.139 --> 01:06:20.360
talked about her in two weeks. No, I do because,
01:06:20.500 --> 01:06:23.219
you know, there's just some. You better be real
01:06:23.219 --> 01:06:25.400
with them. No, because I know I was. That's what
01:06:25.400 --> 01:06:26.719
I'm doing right now. Okay, yeah. Can I finish?
01:06:26.940 --> 01:06:32.019
Go. Wow. You see how she's a brat? Oh, there's
01:06:32.019 --> 01:06:36.460
just some shit, you know, that happens. But when
01:06:36.460 --> 01:06:38.400
we argue, it's not like real arguing. Yeah, it's
01:06:38.400 --> 01:06:44.340
not like I hate you. This is so scripted. I'm
01:06:44.340 --> 01:06:48.679
like, fuck you in the exact moment. This is not
01:06:48.679 --> 01:06:53.940
real. Neon's a toxic guy and he likes toxic women.
01:06:55.519 --> 01:06:58.880
The time is dead. Like yesterday. Like if you
01:06:58.880 --> 01:07:01.400
ever see Neon texting on his phone on stream,
01:07:01.659 --> 01:07:05.039
it's probably me arguing with him. Why? You're
01:07:05.039 --> 01:07:08.500
pretty much admitting you're a brat. There you
01:07:08.500 --> 01:07:11.920
go. That's what you want to date, Neon? Not the
01:07:11.920 --> 01:07:15.059
cute UFC girl that wanted you? You want to date
01:07:15.059 --> 01:07:19.199
her? And then there's this. She's trying to get
01:07:19.199 --> 01:07:21.400
Neon off the couch and to take her on a proper
01:07:21.400 --> 01:07:24.980
date. Like going to Nobu. She's using you, bro!
01:07:26.000 --> 01:07:31.239
I get that she's an attractive woman. Come on,
01:07:31.239 --> 01:07:35.760
dog! Do you ever want to eat? What? What? He
01:07:35.760 --> 01:07:38.329
always does this thing. What? He's not aware
01:07:38.329 --> 01:07:41.650
of his... What? Huh? Huh? I wanna go eat. You
01:07:41.650 --> 01:07:43.809
wanna go eat? What do you mean? Do you ever wanna
01:07:43.809 --> 01:07:46.170
do anything? What are you talking about? Like,
01:07:46.170 --> 01:07:49.050
um, like, different... Like, do you ever wanna,
01:07:49.110 --> 01:07:52.170
like, go eat? Like, at, like, Nobu, or, like,
01:07:52.190 --> 01:07:57.989
go, like, have, like, a night at Nobu? She's
01:07:57.989 --> 01:08:02.030
using you! She's asking me to buy her things,
01:08:02.110 --> 01:08:09.159
dude! Yeah? Huh? Wow. You know what, Nan? Have
01:08:09.159 --> 01:08:11.760
fun with that. Let her use you. You're an idiot.
01:08:12.480 --> 01:08:18.579
What? He always does that. Stop it. Stop it right
01:08:18.579 --> 01:08:23.939
now. Jetta Diabola said women will sleep with
01:08:23.939 --> 01:08:25.579
random men that don't give a damn about them.
01:08:26.960 --> 01:08:33.000
Stop. Just f*** randos. Stop doing that. You
01:08:33.000 --> 01:08:35.810
know. I often wonder whenever I go to pound town,
01:08:36.050 --> 01:08:39.470
I often wonder what they tell their friends.
01:08:39.590 --> 01:08:42.329
Oh, this big guy had a night kit to watch this.
01:08:42.609 --> 01:08:44.869
Stop giving yourself to men who don't give enough
01:08:44.869 --> 01:08:46.270
of a shit about you and you don't give enough
01:08:46.270 --> 01:08:47.789
of a shit about them and you can't even express
01:08:47.789 --> 01:08:50.949
yourself to them. There's something wrong if
01:08:50.949 --> 01:08:53.729
you're butt naked in a bed, spread eagle. I don't
01:08:53.729 --> 01:08:54.930
know why he doesn't want to win. She's like,
01:08:55.010 --> 01:08:56.970
all these conservatives are making women less,
01:08:57.010 --> 01:09:01.050
you know, horny. It's not good for us, dude.
01:09:03.280 --> 01:09:08.460
Here's our walking red flag. Olivia Rodrigo.
01:09:08.859 --> 01:09:13.739
I am out. Her biggest red flag. I don't know.
01:09:13.859 --> 01:09:15.659
You know my biggest red flag? It's just not profound
01:09:15.659 --> 01:09:17.380
at all. It's all right. When I hang out with
01:09:17.380 --> 01:09:20.000
someone and they're like. Daddy gang. Daddy gang.
01:09:20.340 --> 01:09:23.380
Gluck Gluck 3000. Wow, I don't know him, bro.
01:09:24.779 --> 01:09:28.100
Whenever I meet someone and they're like. All
01:09:28.100 --> 01:09:29.239
right, they're playing our music in the background.
01:09:29.319 --> 01:09:33.239
I cannot play them. Yeah. You're a red flag too,
01:09:33.279 --> 01:09:39.579
honey. Describe why women are delusional in dating.
01:09:40.020 --> 01:09:44.100
Women are delusional in dating. I say this as
01:09:44.100 --> 01:09:47.079
a professional matchmaker and as a woman who
01:09:47.079 --> 01:09:52.239
lived inside delusion for 43 years. And there
01:09:52.239 --> 01:09:55.539
are many stories that I will share to illustrate
01:09:55.539 --> 01:10:00.300
this in service of truth and love. But... We
01:10:00.300 --> 01:10:03.159
need to start with a statistic that knocked me
01:10:03.159 --> 01:10:06.140
out. Oh, jeez. A little context first. As a professional
01:10:06.140 --> 01:10:09.439
matchmaker... Oh, you're a professional! Get
01:10:09.439 --> 01:10:13.159
real! People come to me with lists. Eventually,
01:10:13.380 --> 01:10:15.579
I hope we see that... I don't need to hear from
01:10:15.579 --> 01:10:20.079
this. Blah, blah, blah. Blah! Ah, blah. Ah, blah!
01:10:22.699 --> 01:10:26.460
Um... Here's a woman saying, women don't hate
01:10:26.460 --> 01:10:29.399
men, they hate accountability. I think one of
01:10:29.399 --> 01:10:32.100
the biggest differences between male spaces and
01:10:32.100 --> 01:10:35.000
female spaces online right now. Spaces. That
01:10:35.000 --> 01:10:37.220
a lot of male spaces are built around criticism,
01:10:37.479 --> 01:10:39.779
discipline, self -improvement, work, purpose,
01:10:39.939 --> 01:10:43.699
money. Yeah, you know, improving yourself. A
01:10:43.699 --> 01:10:48.060
man gets told he's weak, lazy, broke, flat, undisciplined,
01:10:48.159 --> 01:10:51.000
too emotional, not doing enough. And whether
01:10:51.000 --> 01:10:53.020
that's harsh or not, a lot of men are used to
01:10:53.020 --> 01:10:56.229
hearing it. Fix it. Whereas a lot of female spaces
01:10:56.229 --> 01:10:59.430
right now are built around validation. Exactly.
01:10:59.710 --> 01:11:06.569
Stop it. I'm kidding. I need your approval. Dana
01:11:06.569 --> 01:11:09.729
White says that Piers Morgan trumps the hardest
01:11:09.729 --> 01:11:11.750
working guy and he has too many haters or whatever.
01:11:12.270 --> 01:11:20.829
I'm about to sneeze. One second. Quite the sneeze.
01:11:22.909 --> 01:11:25.829
Uh, yeah, Gavin Newsom making fun of Trump on
01:11:25.829 --> 01:11:36.289
his birthday. Riley reads that she grew up in
01:11:36.289 --> 01:11:40.109
South Florida with free sexuality. Yeah! Girls
01:11:40.109 --> 01:11:44.289
in Florida, put up! So I actually started, well,
01:11:44.329 --> 01:11:45.909
I always say like, first things first, like I
01:11:45.909 --> 01:11:47.810
grew up in South Florida. So it's always like,
01:11:47.869 --> 01:11:50.489
to me, that's like a culture of like so much
01:11:50.489 --> 01:11:54.710
free sexuality. It's like, it's hot. You're not
01:11:54.710 --> 01:11:59.189
wearing much clothes. It's hot at night. Like
01:11:59.189 --> 01:12:02.569
you're still not wearing much clothes. Like there's
01:12:02.569 --> 01:12:05.270
beaches, there's nude beaches, like the, the
01:12:05.270 --> 01:12:08.350
weather. All right. So there's, um, I do it great.
01:12:08.470 --> 01:12:11.649
Cause when I got tender, I've been on a gather.
01:12:14.260 --> 01:12:22.579
Anyway. Here's Neon. The moment when Alabama
01:12:22.579 --> 01:12:24.960
Burger told Neon what he was holding turned out
01:12:24.960 --> 01:12:26.899
to be a vape and she confronted him and he denied
01:12:26.899 --> 01:12:34.359
vaping allegations. Wait. Yeah, Neon. You want
01:12:34.359 --> 01:12:40.600
to date her? Oh, my God. What? What? What the
01:12:40.600 --> 01:12:44.420
fuck? What the fuck is this? He pulls out a vape
01:12:44.420 --> 01:12:52.020
out of his pocket. What is that? Is this a bomb?
01:12:52.539 --> 01:12:55.199
What are we talking about? He's pretending it's
01:12:55.199 --> 01:12:59.199
not his vape, dude. He's a weird guy. What do
01:12:59.199 --> 01:13:01.359
you mean, is this a bomb? What is this? This
01:13:01.359 --> 01:13:04.840
connects to a vape. The vape, you fucking idiot.
01:13:05.699 --> 01:13:09.220
He is a strange guy. And I try, I say this every
01:13:09.220 --> 01:13:13.520
show. I try to not be a judgmental elder millennial.
01:13:13.520 --> 01:13:17.680
I mean, elder Gen Z, younger millennial. Because,
01:13:17.939 --> 01:13:20.260
you know, a lot of radio people did it to me.
01:13:21.859 --> 01:13:25.699
But at the same time, it's like, dude, what are
01:13:25.699 --> 01:13:32.770
you doing? You just cringe. Yeah, cringe. Riley
01:13:32.770 --> 01:13:35.149
Reid said she first got into porn as an extra.
01:13:35.369 --> 01:13:38.050
I'm always fascinated by that. Like the acting
01:13:38.050 --> 01:13:40.170
where it's like you pretend you're the husband
01:13:40.170 --> 01:13:43.250
and you're like, hey, I'm going out to get dinner.
01:13:44.069 --> 01:13:46.930
I ended up being a neighbor or something. Club
01:13:46.930 --> 01:13:49.630
politics. I didn't know. I was so like naive
01:13:49.630 --> 01:13:52.409
and dumb and like. At least you admitted it.
01:13:54.390 --> 01:14:00.600
That's all you gotta admit. You're stupid. Blake
01:14:00.600 --> 01:14:02.659
Blossom shared a wild story about a scene she
01:14:02.659 --> 01:14:04.739
did with an old man after receiving a massive
01:14:04.739 --> 01:14:09.220
offer. When he finished, the man screamed, oh
01:14:09.220 --> 01:14:14.920
God, my chest. The oldest man that I was having
01:14:14.920 --> 01:14:19.119
sex with. Okay, go ahead. This is actually really
01:14:19.119 --> 01:14:20.899
scary and this is why you have to be very careful
01:14:20.899 --> 01:14:23.800
about medications and drugs on set and being
01:14:23.800 --> 01:14:26.000
careful because you never know what people are
01:14:26.000 --> 01:14:27.659
going through. So this was an older gentleman.
01:14:28.590 --> 01:14:36.310
And so he goes, oh, God, my chest. And I'm like,
01:14:36.310 --> 01:14:39.170
whoa. And so I'm like looking back like, huh?
01:14:39.409 --> 01:14:41.909
And he's like, I need my heart pills. Go, go
01:14:41.909 --> 01:14:47.510
get the heart pills. That's what I thought his
01:14:47.510 --> 01:14:52.310
heart was going to do. That's hilarious. I'm
01:14:52.310 --> 01:14:54.510
the podcast that does sound effects. Not yet,
01:14:54.569 --> 01:15:01.140
Dan. Anywho. Let's see here. Klay Thompson and
01:15:01.140 --> 01:15:05.460
Megan Thee Stallion. We all know they broke up.
01:15:06.800 --> 01:15:08.640
There's all these rumors that he thought she
01:15:08.640 --> 01:15:13.560
was a little too ghetto. I mean, I have no comment
01:15:13.560 --> 01:15:16.180
on that, but I think I mean saying I have, I
01:15:16.180 --> 01:15:18.479
know a comment on that. I'm making a comment.
01:15:18.859 --> 01:15:22.859
Here's what DJ academic said. A chick like Megan
01:15:22.859 --> 01:15:27.220
Thee Stallion. is a sneaky link or a side chick.
01:15:27.420 --> 01:15:31.300
Hell yeah. You fucked up making her the main
01:15:31.300 --> 01:15:34.340
chick. I've said this before. Tory Lanez fucked
01:15:34.340 --> 01:15:40.920
her and her friend. Yeah. Same time. I want to
01:15:40.920 --> 01:15:45.560
make the same time. Yeah. All those videos of
01:15:45.560 --> 01:15:47.340
her yelling and pulling and she, and he likes
01:15:47.340 --> 01:15:56.300
cellular. Uh, blue face. Painted an ejaculating
01:15:56.300 --> 01:16:01.840
penis on his girl's face. What? Class act. He's
01:16:01.840 --> 01:16:04.779
such a good guy, that blue face. Not at all.
01:16:08.060 --> 01:16:10.920
Me and Malcolm had talked about the jealousy
01:16:10.920 --> 01:16:15.539
of threesomes. So crazy. You're at off -camera
01:16:15.539 --> 01:16:22.060
threesomes? Yes. But only twice. Really? Yeah.
01:16:22.060 --> 01:16:24.220
Oh, I'm surprised. Off camera, yeah. Other chicks?
01:16:25.680 --> 01:16:28.979
Yes. And both of them were with my ex -husband.
01:16:29.140 --> 01:16:32.100
Oh, yeah. You know, he still says, I used to
01:16:32.100 --> 01:16:35.619
be a... A long time ago. Uh -huh. Is it off limits
01:16:35.619 --> 01:16:37.439
for you now, or is it something you don't want
01:16:37.439 --> 01:16:41.260
to do? Actually, yeah. All right. There you go.
01:16:42.140 --> 01:16:44.399
I was watching her last night, and her bio says,
01:16:44.600 --> 01:16:47.000
to the man using his hand, just think we're having
01:16:47.000 --> 01:16:48.500
sex. And I was like, oh, that's all I needed
01:16:48.500 --> 01:16:55.880
to hear. That's all I do today. Little Yachty.
01:16:57.000 --> 01:16:59.479
One time I saw him at O 'Hare Airport, but I
01:16:59.479 --> 01:17:05.399
did not know who he was. It was like 2016. Well,
01:17:05.600 --> 01:17:10.000
anyway, a little, a yachty. Said he went through
01:17:10.000 --> 01:17:14.039
$1 ,300 in a single week at 18 years old. Or
01:17:14.039 --> 01:17:22.140
not 13. $1 ,300 ,000. I said that wrong. And
01:17:22.140 --> 01:17:25.079
here's Alabama Barker giving Neon some hints
01:17:25.079 --> 01:17:26.739
that she wants to get banged out and he's not
01:17:26.739 --> 01:17:28.880
saying it. Why don't we go to your house and
01:17:28.880 --> 01:17:31.300
like play the game or something like that? I
01:17:31.300 --> 01:17:33.199
don't have it set up to where they can see it.
01:17:37.699 --> 01:17:42.859
I'd be like, yeah, sit on my lap. Don't you have
01:17:42.859 --> 01:17:47.939
desktop? Wow. He is not reading the room. And
01:17:47.939 --> 01:17:51.039
a Ford CEO says it's too dangerous to fix cars
01:17:51.039 --> 01:17:53.659
and to have his team do it. It's kind of genius.
01:17:54.300 --> 01:18:04.100
He's just trying to have us buy it. 856 -49 -HOPPY.
01:18:04.920 --> 01:18:11.159
856 -494 -673. You can tweet at me. At Ryan Hoppy
01:18:11.159 --> 01:18:14.460
Radio. You can always email me. All right. And
01:18:14.460 --> 01:18:16.500
I'll be right now at a gym. All right. All right.
01:18:18.539 --> 01:18:23.960
Go to all right. And happy radio .com. There
01:18:23.960 --> 01:18:29.279
you can hang on. All right. I feel like doing
01:18:29.279 --> 01:18:35.899
data. Light says UFC 250 was too expensive. Shane
01:18:35.899 --> 01:18:38.659
Gillis didn't like Josh Hockett saying that Michelle
01:18:38.659 --> 01:18:43.569
Obama is a man. Glenn Powell and Michelle Rudolph
01:18:43.569 --> 01:18:46.970
are making up. Savannah Chrisley has a new mystery
01:18:46.970 --> 01:18:51.630
boyfriend. Trevor Ariza makes $4 ,000 a month
01:18:51.630 --> 01:18:55.329
now. He wasted all his money. Kenneth Petty and
01:18:55.329 --> 01:19:00.210
Nicki Minaj were a scene. All right, let's get
01:19:00.210 --> 01:19:02.289
to some celebrity news. All right, now. Okay,
01:19:02.369 --> 01:19:08.960
cool. Whatever. Love Island USA's Beatrice is
01:19:08.960 --> 01:19:11.619
clearing up the sexuality rumors. I like how
01:19:11.619 --> 01:19:15.640
they said that. Beatrice. I like how they said
01:19:15.640 --> 01:19:19.680
it. Beatrice. Love Island USA's Beatrice is clearing
01:19:19.680 --> 01:19:22.420
up the sexuality rumors. In a clip posted by
01:19:22.420 --> 01:19:25.020
Love Island USA's official TikTok, a friend is
01:19:25.020 --> 01:19:27.399
on FaceTime with Bea, telling her people online
01:19:27.399 --> 01:19:32.699
think she's gay. And Bea reacts in shock. This
01:19:32.699 --> 01:19:36.119
is so scripted. By the way, she looks like Autumn
01:19:36.119 --> 01:19:40.960
Falls here. Yes, bro. It is a big thing on the
01:19:40.960 --> 01:19:43.699
internet. Athletes are always put in that box.
01:19:43.899 --> 01:19:45.800
Like, if you're a female athlete, you're probably
01:19:45.800 --> 01:19:50.720
gay. I'm just a tomboy. I love you, tomboy. You
01:19:50.720 --> 01:19:54.039
actually got a big booty. The music industry
01:19:54.039 --> 01:19:57.479
is mourning the loss of Oliver Tree. So I have
01:19:57.479 --> 01:20:02.630
an Oliver Tree story. Actually. Let me see if
01:20:02.630 --> 01:20:06.090
I can get... He died in a helicopter crash. Let
01:20:06.090 --> 01:20:07.770
me see if I can get my friend... We're doing
01:20:07.770 --> 01:20:10.409
a lot of phone calls today. This is kind of a
01:20:10.409 --> 01:20:13.850
slow news. I call my friend Joe Remo. I have
01:20:13.850 --> 01:20:15.609
not really spoken to him in like four years.
01:20:16.270 --> 01:20:22.189
But Joe Remo hung out with Oliver at the thing
01:20:22.189 --> 01:20:27.270
known as 97X's next big thing. So let me do this
01:20:27.270 --> 01:20:29.970
right here. Again, another phone call. Might
01:20:29.970 --> 01:20:34.840
not pick up. I'm having fun proving that phone
01:20:34.840 --> 01:20:39.920
calls are fake on the radio. All right, let's
01:20:39.920 --> 01:20:45.739
see here. He wouldn't know. He's like a record
01:20:45.739 --> 01:20:50.340
technician. He makes a lot of music. Clear track
01:20:50.340 --> 01:20:57.640
studios. Clear order. This is how you know the
01:20:57.640 --> 01:21:06.229
calls are fake. He doesn't know the number. All
01:21:06.229 --> 01:21:10.750
right. One more time. I texted him. Pick up.
01:21:10.770 --> 01:21:14.789
It's me. Today's a slow news day, so we're just
01:21:14.789 --> 01:21:17.010
doing phone calls. This is how the Joe show should
01:21:17.010 --> 01:21:25.390
do it. Ryan Hoppy. Hey, Joe. You're on Hoppy
01:21:25.390 --> 01:21:29.390
Hour. What's up, dude? What's good, man? You
01:21:29.390 --> 01:21:34.569
worked with Oliver Tree with 97X, right? Yeah,
01:21:34.609 --> 01:21:38.590
he was. He had played for one of the concerts.
01:21:39.569 --> 01:21:42.510
You get to work with him personally. Okay. I
01:21:42.510 --> 01:21:45.569
specifically, this is where my memory is from
01:21:45.569 --> 01:21:47.609
all the weed. I don't know what I remember. When
01:21:47.609 --> 01:21:50.050
you used to, when I would board up like mix and
01:21:50.050 --> 01:21:53.329
swing, it was the day after, or maybe the, I
01:21:53.329 --> 01:21:57.539
don't know. But I remember, I remember. I was
01:21:57.539 --> 01:21:59.979
running the board and you were saying there's
01:21:59.979 --> 01:22:02.199
this weird guy behind the scenes named Oliver
01:22:02.199 --> 01:22:05.260
Tree. And I remember you had, did, am I misremembering
01:22:05.260 --> 01:22:07.039
it or did you have some interaction with him?
01:22:08.279 --> 01:22:10.739
I didn't have an interaction with him, but I,
01:22:10.739 --> 01:22:14.640
um, I, I was a big fan of him for sure. Dude,
01:22:14.720 --> 01:22:20.520
isn't it crazy? It is crazy. I thought, I don't
01:22:20.520 --> 01:22:23.220
know why I thought you had a story. Who was it
01:22:23.220 --> 01:22:26.199
you had the interactions with? I'm misremembering.
01:22:26.199 --> 01:22:29.220
I'm Mandela affecting it. It was MGK. I know
01:22:29.220 --> 01:22:32.039
it was Minotti that had worked with him personally,
01:22:32.140 --> 01:22:36.739
though. Oh, Minotti. That's who it was. You still
01:22:36.739 --> 01:22:40.640
work at Cox, right? Mm -hmm. Tell Michael I said
01:22:40.640 --> 01:22:45.199
hi. Yeah, for sure. All right, we got to catch
01:22:45.199 --> 01:22:47.819
up soon. I thought, I thought you were, I don't
01:22:47.819 --> 01:22:50.039
know. I have a hard time remembering that whole
01:22:50.039 --> 01:22:51.819
seven years. I thought you were the one that,
01:22:51.880 --> 01:22:57.260
but, um, it's great. It's great to hear. It's
01:22:57.260 --> 01:23:00.359
great to hear your voice. You too, man. Let's
01:23:00.359 --> 01:23:03.100
talk soon. All right. Bye. All right. That was
01:23:03.100 --> 01:23:06.920
kind of a fail, but that's how it works. If there
01:23:06.920 --> 01:23:12.539
were real phone calls, should I call him a naughty?
01:23:13.229 --> 01:23:19.170
I'm going to... Today is... He actually works
01:23:19.170 --> 01:23:20.970
and he does all the... You know those promos
01:23:20.970 --> 01:23:27.529
you hear on 107 .3 The Eagle? He is going to
01:23:27.529 --> 01:23:31.350
probably not pick up, but we'll try. Again, this
01:23:31.350 --> 01:23:47.680
is Bruin. The phone calls are fake. Everyone's
01:23:47.680 --> 01:23:50.979
seeing a number they don't recognize. This is
01:23:50.979 --> 01:24:01.520
exposing more of the roses. Your call has been
01:24:01.520 --> 01:24:03.619
forwarded to voicemail. The person you're trying
01:24:03.619 --> 01:24:06.119
to reach is not available. At the tone, please
01:24:06.119 --> 01:24:08.420
record your message. When you have finished recording,
01:24:08.560 --> 01:24:11.399
you may hang up. Hey, Anthony Minotti, you might
01:24:11.399 --> 01:24:13.340
recognize this voice. It's Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy
01:24:13.340 --> 01:24:15.560
Hour. I was wondering if you would be able to
01:24:15.560 --> 01:24:17.699
talk about your experience. You're on the show.
01:24:17.720 --> 01:24:19.520
This is live, by the way. If you would be able
01:24:19.520 --> 01:24:21.840
to talk about your experience with Oliver Tree,
01:24:22.039 --> 01:24:24.979
because I called Remo thinking he was the one
01:24:24.979 --> 01:24:29.119
that worked with him at 97X, but it was actually
01:24:29.119 --> 01:24:33.479
you that worked with him. And by the way, keep
01:24:33.479 --> 01:24:36.520
kicking ass doing the voiceover for all the stations
01:24:36.520 --> 01:24:41.210
in Tampa. I'm proud of you. Because he works
01:24:41.210 --> 01:24:42.970
for the competition, if he calls, we'll leave
01:24:42.970 --> 01:24:45.510
the phone open. But if he calls back, he calls
01:24:45.510 --> 01:24:48.149
back. But I don't want to put him in a bad position.
01:24:50.250 --> 01:24:52.210
I don't know if you'd be allowed to talk to me.
01:24:53.369 --> 01:25:00.029
I'm a villain. I'm evil. Oh, geez. Happy Hot
01:25:00.029 --> 01:25:04.109
Topic. Prince Harry, Timothee Chalamet, and more
01:25:04.109 --> 01:25:06.770
major celebs are celebrating the Knicks win.
01:25:06.970 --> 01:25:09.909
Oh, yeah. They all jumped on that bandwagon.
01:25:10.090 --> 01:25:13.390
When I think of a basketball fan, I am Prince
01:25:13.390 --> 01:25:18.270
Harry. Oh, he loves balls. Justin Trudeau addresses
01:25:18.270 --> 01:25:20.609
skipping Canada's World Cup opening ceremony.
01:25:21.829 --> 01:25:25.350
Yeah. Justin Trudeau skipped the World Cup to
01:25:25.350 --> 01:25:31.159
see Katy Perry. That's what I would do. What's
01:25:31.159 --> 01:25:33.159
more important? A soccer team that's probably
01:25:33.159 --> 01:25:35.939
not going to win the World Cup? Or, you know,
01:25:36.060 --> 01:25:39.359
the thing that is known as keeping Katy Perry
01:25:39.359 --> 01:25:42.479
happy. I'd go with Katy Perry. The former Prime
01:25:42.479 --> 01:25:44.460
Minister of Canada spent the evening of June
01:25:44.460 --> 01:25:46.640
12th watching the United States compete in its
01:25:46.640 --> 01:25:50.399
first game at the 2026 FIFA World Cup. Oh, yeah.
01:25:50.920 --> 01:25:55.739
She's a hot piece of ass, isn't she? Zendaya
01:25:55.739 --> 01:25:58.100
and Tom Holland are sharing a brand new look
01:25:58.100 --> 01:26:02.340
at their romance. I don't know. I know if I say
01:26:02.340 --> 01:26:04.439
this, all the haters are going to say, this is
01:26:04.439 --> 01:26:07.319
jealous. Maybe a little. But they're just such
01:26:07.319 --> 01:26:09.880
a weird couple, dude. I don't know what it is
01:26:09.880 --> 01:26:12.399
about them. Justin Trudeau addresses. I'm sorry.
01:26:12.539 --> 01:26:13.760
I didn't mean to let that happen. Today's a very
01:26:13.760 --> 01:26:16.159
strange show. I don't know. There's something
01:26:16.159 --> 01:26:22.199
about them. I don't know. She's good. But she's
01:26:22.199 --> 01:26:24.939
like trying so hard to keep it private that she's
01:26:24.939 --> 01:26:28.159
not married. Dude, Justin, man, you're married.
01:26:28.909 --> 01:26:31.189
Although that was pretty shitty of the hairdresser
01:26:31.189 --> 01:26:36.729
to say that. Anna Faris is looking back at a
01:26:36.729 --> 01:26:42.010
difficult time in her life. Nearly a decade after
01:26:42.010 --> 01:26:44.329
the actress and Chris Pratt went their separate
01:26:44.329 --> 01:26:46.810
ways, she shares rare insight into how she was
01:26:46.810 --> 01:26:49.130
doing at the time as her nine -year marriage
01:26:49.130 --> 01:26:52.010
came to an end. She tells Variety in an interview
01:26:52.010 --> 01:26:55.449
published June 13th, I was feeling sad. I do
01:26:55.449 --> 01:26:57.590
feel like I had enough gumption, enough of a
01:26:57.590 --> 01:26:59.609
core, and I have tried to be careful about how
01:26:59.609 --> 01:27:03.520
much Hollywood infiltrates. Yeah, breakups are
01:27:03.520 --> 01:27:06.479
not fun because you get the dopamine and the
01:27:06.479 --> 01:27:10.260
serotonin or whatever it is. Or you bond with
01:27:10.260 --> 01:27:13.020
the person and you feel like you care about the
01:27:13.020 --> 01:27:15.899
person's opinion enough and you want the person
01:27:15.899 --> 01:27:20.699
in your life. But, um, it's one of those things
01:27:20.699 --> 01:27:24.600
that they don't want you in your life. In their
01:27:24.600 --> 01:27:27.159
life, rather. And it hurts. It hurts so bad.
01:27:28.299 --> 01:27:31.100
Kiki Palmer and Sean Evans are dating. Oh, yeah.
01:27:31.239 --> 01:27:33.779
Blow high! That's what you gotta do when you
01:27:33.779 --> 01:27:39.899
met that ass. Today in bratty news. Happy Hot
01:27:39.899 --> 01:27:44.979
Topic! I knew I went too far. You want to talk
01:27:44.979 --> 01:27:47.140
about being slapped across the face? He felt
01:27:47.140 --> 01:27:51.199
betrayed. Yeah, we all know that Tyra Banks is
01:27:51.199 --> 01:27:55.659
a brat. And slapped right back. Slap! It was
01:27:55.659 --> 01:27:59.699
very, very intense. Tyra Banks suing Netflix
01:27:59.699 --> 01:28:02.920
for defamation. Oh, yeah, she can't handle the
01:28:02.920 --> 01:28:07.359
truth. Did everyone think she's the worst? You
01:28:07.359 --> 01:28:10.640
cheated everybody, baby. You thought you were
01:28:10.640 --> 01:28:14.079
above everybody. You're the worst. Over the streamer's
01:28:14.079 --> 01:28:16.880
explosive reality check, America's Next Top Model
01:28:16.880 --> 01:28:20.140
documentary that Tyra herself participated in.
01:28:20.239 --> 01:28:23.180
Oh, yeah. I don't know if she got a burp job
01:28:23.180 --> 01:28:26.939
or something. She's freaking hot. I think everyone
01:28:26.939 --> 01:28:29.579
knows that I love veggie women. Look at who I
01:28:29.579 --> 01:28:32.180
dated. Okay, I have to tell you something. I
01:28:32.180 --> 01:28:34.699
haven't really said much. But now it's time.
01:28:35.619 --> 01:28:38.279
The model who hosted the series. So pretty much
01:28:38.279 --> 01:28:39.979
she's suing them because they edited out the
01:28:39.979 --> 01:28:43.520
parts that made her look good. Because the truth
01:28:43.520 --> 01:28:47.420
hurts. 22 seasons. Now accusing producers of
01:28:47.420 --> 01:28:52.069
manipulation. Also. used 16 minutes of her three
01:28:52.069 --> 01:28:54.170
plus hours of - It's probably a bunch of blah,
01:28:54.369 --> 01:29:01.050
blah, blah, blah, blah. By the way, you really
01:29:01.050 --> 01:29:04.270
think you're going to beat a billion dollar company?
01:29:04.810 --> 01:29:08.510
The OG streaming service? You think you're going
01:29:08.510 --> 01:29:11.409
to beat them? Interview footage to quote, support
01:29:11.409 --> 01:29:13.989
a false and defamatory narrative unrelated to
01:29:13.989 --> 01:29:16.289
what she actually expressed. I do wonder what
01:29:16.289 --> 01:29:18.109
the other two hours and 45 minutes of the blah,
01:29:18.130 --> 01:29:21.529
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I think the
01:29:21.529 --> 01:29:24.930
public is really interested in models. We could
01:29:24.930 --> 01:29:27.670
have easily been a cheesy model reality show.
01:29:28.170 --> 01:29:30.789
And that's what it was. Because you're a cheesy
01:29:30.789 --> 01:29:37.729
model. It treats everybody badly. Listen. I love
01:29:37.729 --> 01:29:42.890
Tyra Banks. I find her very attractive. Now,
01:29:42.890 --> 01:29:45.550
would I want her as a girlfriend? No. She would
01:29:45.550 --> 01:29:47.989
always bitch at me. But I still find her hot.
01:29:48.250 --> 01:29:51.829
DJ, spin that. time for alex baldwin news hey
01:29:51.829 --> 01:29:54.890
yo who we talking about you know who it is turn
01:29:54.890 --> 01:30:06.140
this up Walk in the spotlight, look at me Big
01:30:06.140 --> 01:30:08.779
shades on, big ego, no receipts Talk real loud,
01:30:08.819 --> 01:30:11.039
can't back that heat All cap, all act, just cheat
01:30:11.039 --> 01:30:13.399
critique Flakes on set, but he flops at home
01:30:13.399 --> 01:30:15.579
Talk big bad, but he there by the phone Whole
01:30:15.579 --> 01:30:17.640
crew tired of the same routine He the star of
01:30:17.640 --> 01:30:19.819
the show in his own daydream He be like, I'm
01:30:19.819 --> 01:30:23.220
that guy We be like, that's a lie Say again and
01:30:23.220 --> 01:30:27.399
say goodbye You ain't fooling us tonight Everybody
01:30:27.399 --> 01:30:31.869
say who Bow and bow and bow I can brand new,
01:30:31.869 --> 01:30:34.689
I can brand new, brand new. I can be game, but
01:30:34.689 --> 01:30:36.770
you'll never come through. You, you, you, you.
01:30:36.909 --> 01:30:43.670
It be energy. That's so you. Everybody say who.
01:30:44.670 --> 01:30:54.090
We see right through. Old club chantin', that,
01:30:54.189 --> 01:30:57.449
that dude's rude Bottle in hand, he center stage
01:30:57.449 --> 01:30:59.949
Same old script, just a different day Blame everybody
01:30:59.949 --> 01:31:02.149
when it goes his way But the kids get missed
01:31:02.149 --> 01:31:04.670
like every play Caption King on a little blue
01:31:04.670 --> 01:31:07.689
app All tough talk, just digital cap Family call,
01:31:07.770 --> 01:31:09.829
he ghost that chat But he post that pic like,
01:31:09.829 --> 01:31:12.609
that's my dad We be like, I'm that guy We be
01:31:12.609 --> 01:31:15.409
like, that's a lie Say you cared and say goodbye
01:31:15.409 --> 01:31:24.039
You ain't foolin' Actin' brand new, actin' brand
01:31:24.039 --> 01:31:26.579
new, new, new Talkin' big game, but you never
01:31:26.579 --> 01:31:28.399
come through, through, through, through, through
01:31:28.399 --> 01:31:32.180
Big, big, big, big, big energy, that's so you
01:31:32.180 --> 01:31:35.539
Hey, L -E -C, hey, hey, everybody say whoo We,
01:31:36.760 --> 01:31:39.039
we, we, we see right through, through, through,
01:31:39.119 --> 01:31:41.859
through King of the drummer, clown in a suit
01:31:41.859 --> 01:31:45.420
Old, old, old, old, old, old, old club chantin'
01:31:45.439 --> 01:31:48.739
That, that dude's rude Hands up if you're fed
01:31:48.739 --> 01:32:11.920
up With the fake tough talk in the setup All
01:32:11.920 --> 01:32:14.300
right, let's get to it. All right. And now I
01:32:14.300 --> 01:32:15.600
got to go to the bathroom soon. I've been talking
01:32:15.600 --> 01:32:23.020
for an hour and a half. Oh, yeah. 8 -5 -6 -4
01:32:23.020 --> 01:32:28.420
-9 -0 -8. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -0 -8. You can tweet
01:32:28.420 --> 01:32:31.939
at me at RyanHobbyRadio. You can always email
01:32:31.939 --> 01:32:43.939
me, RyanHobbyRadio at gmail .com. Oh, yeah! RyanHobbyRadio.
01:32:48.649 --> 01:32:51.270
It's Alec Baldwin telling the important message
01:32:51.270 --> 01:33:04.010
he instilled in his eight kids. Whatever. He
01:33:04.010 --> 01:33:09.489
is the misfit of radio and he is fine with that.
01:33:09.770 --> 01:33:12.770
Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. I
01:33:12.770 --> 01:33:15.729
want my kids to grow up. Having hope. What do
01:33:15.729 --> 01:33:17.949
you hope to instill in your children? Not to
01:33:17.949 --> 01:33:21.010
point a gun in the wrong direction. And not science.
01:33:21.350 --> 01:33:23.050
Well, for a while, I thought I just wanted to
01:33:23.050 --> 01:33:25.609
push my wheelchair. I say, I want you guys to
01:33:25.609 --> 01:33:26.949
work out and get strong because you're going
01:33:26.949 --> 01:33:29.829
to be pushing the old man in my chair for long.
01:33:30.170 --> 01:33:34.630
But I want my kids to grow up having hope because
01:33:34.630 --> 01:33:36.729
it was right now. For those of your generation
01:33:36.729 --> 01:33:41.289
that ruined it. It's more hopeless than I've
01:33:41.289 --> 01:33:43.920
ever seen. And then there was this moment where
01:33:43.920 --> 01:33:49.140
his daughter must have felt hopeless in 07. Hey,
01:33:49.560 --> 01:33:51.560
I want to tell you something, okay? And I want
01:33:51.560 --> 01:33:53.500
to leave a message for you right now. Because
01:33:53.500 --> 01:33:56.500
again, it's 1030 here in New York on a Wednesday.
01:33:56.920 --> 01:34:01.380
Once again, I've made an ass of myself trying
01:34:01.380 --> 01:34:04.979
to get to a phone to call you at a specific time.
01:34:05.359 --> 01:34:07.760
When the time comes for me to make the phone
01:34:07.760 --> 01:34:11.380
call, I stop whatever I'm doing. And I go when
01:34:11.380 --> 01:34:13.939
I make that phone call at 11 o 'clock in the
01:34:13.939 --> 01:34:15.819
morning in New York. And if you don't pick up
01:34:15.819 --> 01:34:19.779
the phone at 10 o 'clock at night. Father! You
01:34:19.779 --> 01:34:22.380
don't even have that goddamn phone turned on.
01:34:22.560 --> 01:34:25.319
I want you to know something, okay? What? I'm
01:34:25.319 --> 01:34:28.359
tired of playing this game with you. I'm leaving
01:34:28.359 --> 01:34:30.840
this session with you to tell you, you have insulted
01:34:30.840 --> 01:34:34.779
me for the last time. Ah, no, but you can throw
01:34:34.779 --> 01:34:36.640
out the insults because you're a narcissistic
01:34:36.640 --> 01:34:41.960
loser. You have insulted me. the brains, or the
01:34:41.960 --> 01:34:47.100
decency. As a human being, I don't give a damn
01:34:47.100 --> 01:34:49.760
that you're 12 years old or 11 years old. He
01:34:49.760 --> 01:34:52.520
doesn't know their age or their name. Or that
01:34:52.520 --> 01:34:55.119
you're a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless
01:34:55.119 --> 01:34:57.720
pain in the ass. I mean, that part's true. Who
01:34:57.720 --> 01:34:59.859
doesn't care about what you do as far as I'm
01:34:59.859 --> 01:35:02.619
concerned? You have humiliated me for the last
01:35:02.619 --> 01:35:05.420
time. And I'm sure they never feel humiliated
01:35:05.420 --> 01:35:15.829
by you, bitch. Hoppy Hour. It's time for Hoppy
01:35:15.829 --> 01:35:23.130
in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour
01:35:23.130 --> 01:35:25.569
will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
01:35:25.569 --> 01:35:30.449
before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell
01:35:30.449 --> 01:35:36.449
is poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
01:35:36.449 --> 01:35:39.010
so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
01:35:39.010 --> 01:35:41.470
listening to this next song, you can skip over
01:35:41.470 --> 01:35:44.109
it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
01:35:44.109 --> 01:35:48.090
in his selection, so stick around, folks. Don't
01:35:48.090 --> 01:35:50.670
worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.
01:35:58.430 --> 01:36:08.600
Money, money, money. Money. Get the snap in your
01:36:08.600 --> 01:36:11.300
fingers, get the move in your wrist Yeah, that's
01:36:11.300 --> 01:36:13.899
that money snap, yeah, that's that money snap
01:36:13.899 --> 01:36:16.560
Ooh, that's that money snap, yeah, that's that
01:36:16.560 --> 01:36:19.939
money snap Throw your head back, baby, set your
01:36:19.939 --> 01:36:22.840
threads in his grip Get the snap in your fingers,
01:36:23.000 --> 01:36:25.140
get the move in your wrist Yeah, that's that
01:36:25.140 --> 01:36:36.260
money snap, yeah, that's that money snap Feelin'
01:36:36.260 --> 01:36:38.779
shippin', spit the hunnid stacks Bought me a
01:36:38.779 --> 01:36:42.479
Benz and a spaceship Cadillac Put 50 in my mouth
01:36:42.479 --> 01:36:45.699
so I can shine when I battle rap You boys don't
01:36:45.699 --> 01:36:49.800
know me, I'm from the show me Born at 45, leave
01:36:49.800 --> 01:36:53.380
your brains all holy I made this one for the
01:36:53.380 --> 01:36:56.880
people who just don't dance Too busy drinkin'
01:36:56.880 --> 01:37:03.979
liquor, politickin' with they mans In the club,
01:37:04.119 --> 01:37:07.399
two -stepping to the beat If you just got bitch
01:37:07.399 --> 01:37:10.819
and you just came up Money snap, where you at?
01:37:10.899 --> 01:37:13.920
Like you don't give a fuck Throw your head back,
01:37:13.960 --> 01:37:16.819
baby, show your grill in this bitch Get the snap
01:37:16.819 --> 01:37:19.619
in your fingers, get the move in your wrist Yeah,
01:37:19.619 --> 01:37:22.000
that's that money snap Yeah, that's that money
01:37:22.000 --> 01:37:25.000
snap Ooh, that's that money snap Yeah, that's
01:37:25.000 --> 01:37:28.340
that money snap Throw your head back, baby, shake
01:37:28.340 --> 01:37:37.010
your... Yeah, that's that money snap Ooh, that's
01:37:37.010 --> 01:37:40.069
that money snap Oh, that's that money snap My
01:37:40.069 --> 01:37:42.949
little sister and my mama got their income tax
01:37:42.949 --> 01:37:46.310
check Everybody seen their ass, but I ain't seen
01:37:46.310 --> 01:37:49.510
them yet Man, I know where they at At the mall,
01:37:49.550 --> 01:37:52.409
poppin' tags Runnin' in and out of stores Money
01:37:52.409 --> 01:37:55.069
snap and holdin' back My little nigga went to
01:37:55.069 --> 01:37:57.750
the strip club for the very first time Seein'
01:37:57.750 --> 01:38:06.020
all them hoes, nigga, blew that Yellin' that
01:38:06.020 --> 01:38:09.079
he all in the game Man, I'm havin' this fame
01:38:09.079 --> 01:38:12.520
like an inner city bet Got my whole clique with
01:38:12.520 --> 01:38:16.079
me and we drinkin' Moe wet Got two or three strippers
01:38:16.079 --> 01:38:19.340
tryna get me rough set Money snappin', butt naked,
01:38:19.560 --> 01:38:23.000
ooh, they ass so thick If I ever go broke, I'll
01:38:23.000 --> 01:38:25.380
probably take somebody's life Cause I'm tryin'
01:38:25.520 --> 01:38:28.520
to money snap for the rest of my life If you
01:38:28.520 --> 01:38:31.840
can't live in tripe and you just came up Money
01:38:31.840 --> 01:38:37.489
snap where you at like you don't Show your grill
01:38:37.489 --> 01:38:40.489
in his pit Get the snap in your fingers Get the
01:38:40.489 --> 01:38:42.930
move in your wrist Yeah, that's that money snap
01:38:42.930 --> 01:38:45.649
Yeah, that's that money snap Ooh, that's that
01:38:45.649 --> 01:38:48.829
money snap Yeah, that's that money snap Throw
01:38:48.829 --> 01:38:51.670
your head back, baby Shake your dreads in his
01:38:51.670 --> 01:38:54.510
pit Get the snap in your fingers Get the move
01:38:54.510 --> 01:39:06.060
in your wrist Yeah, that's that money snap Got
01:39:06.060 --> 01:39:09.020
the hook up with Bobby and he gave me them keys
01:39:09.020 --> 01:39:12.880
Do that money snap, if you just hit a lick Do
01:39:12.880 --> 01:39:16.560
that money snap, if you got a bad bitch Who gon'
01:39:16.640 --> 01:39:19.039
give you a check? Man, you keep your pockets
01:39:19.039 --> 01:39:22.460
fat Sittin' in that Benz coupe or that new Bubba
01:39:22.460 --> 01:39:25.479
Lex In the club, you buy the bar In the hood,
01:39:25.560 --> 01:39:28.859
you a star Got 250 on the cuz I like my weed
01:39:28.859 --> 01:39:32.800
in the dark Baby girl lookin' good in a new outfit
01:39:32.800 --> 01:39:37.350
Got her head back snappin', baby If it's cell
01:39:37.350 --> 01:39:40.029
phone ringin' and you know it's bout that paper,
01:39:40.050 --> 01:39:43.109
do that money snap Boy, why you shake off them
01:39:43.109 --> 01:39:45.710
haters? Throw your head back, baby, show your
01:39:45.710 --> 01:39:48.590
grill in this bitch Get the snap in your fingers,
01:39:48.729 --> 01:39:50.770
get the move in your wrist Yeah, that's that
01:39:50.770 --> 01:39:53.890
money snap Yeah, that's that money snap Ooh,
01:39:53.909 --> 01:39:56.289
that's that money snap Yeah, that's that money
01:39:56.289 --> 01:39:59.750
snap Throw your head back, baby, shake your threads
01:39:59.750 --> 01:40:02.609
in this bitch Get the snap in your fingers, get
01:40:02.609 --> 01:40:04.770
the move in your wrist Yeah, that's that money
01:40:04.770 --> 01:40:17.720
snap The hour will be right back. Oh yeah. Let's
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as slow when I started school. Come to find out
01:43:23.529 --> 01:43:26.470
at the age of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.
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be right back. We'll be right back. I ain't even
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drivin', I'm just parkin' like Pippin' Slide
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open the glove, and the man is in the So fresh,
01:45:57.640 --> 01:46:00.699
so clean, looks like an MLF and what it is, what
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it do, what it do Come on, shout it, let me see
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you get loose If you bought it, you can get some
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We got the rimmin', we got the flow We got them
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getting down on the floor We let it go, go, go,
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go Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go Go,
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go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go Go, go, go,
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go, go, go, go, go, go, go You're getting loose
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Don't be putting no chasers in my drink I want
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two hot liggas, pal Smoke, drink, smoke, y 'all
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Smoke, drink, smoke, y 'all All on the earth
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I don't need curse Speech all slurred Nothing
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in my cup Shit, it's all good Y 'all hiding the
01:46:53.779 --> 01:46:56.550
mother Fuck up making up words. Lookin' like
01:46:56.550 --> 01:46:59.949
men. I like them light skin. Two at a time. Y
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'all been twinning, twin, twin. Patronix, Grey
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in my glass like they all best friends. I can't
01:47:07.949 --> 01:47:12.069
walk. I, I, I. I can't talk. Broken from the
01:47:12.069 --> 01:47:15.369
day to the dawn. We fall for square, but my goons
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don't pee. This drink's on you, all eyes on me.
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it, kick it hard Niggas, they smokin' They be
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gettin' choked out Mixin' with some liquor, nigga
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We be gettin' choked out Choked out, choked out
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We be gettin' choked out Choked out, choked out
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Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
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DJ, Hammer and Hank. I may look normal, but the
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truth is I have a condition known as autism.
01:49:19.699 --> 01:49:22.220
That's right. It's a condition, not a disease.
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The fact is, autism can strike anyone, regardless
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of who they are. People with autism normally
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have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication
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skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
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In a recent study, people with autism autism
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are less likely to have a job and more likely
01:49:39.779 --> 01:49:42.500
to become homeless. I beat the odds by having
01:49:42.500 --> 01:49:45.560
loving friends and family, having a college education.
01:49:46.000 --> 01:49:48.859
I have even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area
01:49:48.859 --> 01:49:51.600
as an honorary personality for many years. Always
01:49:51.600 --> 01:49:53.600
remember that people with autism want the same
01:49:53.600 --> 01:49:56.460
things as you, to be happy and successful. To
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find out more about autism, please contact your
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local mental health center or visit autismspeech
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.org. This is Cameron Hink and I appreciate your
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kindness. do it like my birthday do it like my
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birthday do it like my birthday do it like my
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birthday do it like my birthday do it like my
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birthday do it like my birthday do it like my
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birthday do it like my birthday do it like my
01:50:23.600 --> 01:50:24.500
birthday do it like my birthday do it like my
01:50:24.500 --> 01:50:26.699
birthday do it like my birthday do it like my
01:50:26.699 --> 01:50:27.640
birthday do it like my birthday do it like my
01:50:27.640 --> 01:50:27.739
birthday do it like my birthday do it like my
01:50:27.739 --> 01:50:27.960
birthday do it like my birthday do it like my
01:50:27.960 --> 01:50:29.439
birthday do it like my birthday do it like my
01:50:29.439 --> 01:50:30.039
birthday do it like my birthday do it like my
01:50:30.039 --> 01:50:33.869
birthday do it like my birthday Blow the candles
01:50:33.869 --> 01:50:37.210
out. Blow the candles out. Blow the candles out.
01:50:38.130 --> 01:50:40.670
Sagittarius birthday, November 27th. You will
01:50:40.670 --> 01:50:43.630
like that until I end up in one of heaven. They
01:50:43.630 --> 01:50:44.890
be thinking they be flaming and torturing them
01:50:44.890 --> 01:50:46.789
with the bullshit they handing out. So let's
01:50:46.789 --> 01:50:49.630
just make a wish and blow the candles out. Hold
01:50:49.630 --> 01:50:51.750
an all -white phantom out. I'm a gun with a pants
01:50:51.750 --> 01:50:53.250
and a shirt and a shoes and a hat with a shades
01:50:53.250 --> 01:50:54.569
and a chain. And the watch is the reason I be
01:50:54.569 --> 01:50:56.409
standing now. That's where ice will spin that
01:50:56.409 --> 01:50:58.680
cake while I take the icing off the cake. It's
01:50:58.680 --> 01:51:06.819
supposed to be there, y 'all. It's supposed to
01:51:06.819 --> 01:51:51.300
be there. Now where my hat, hat, hat? Now where
01:51:51.300 --> 01:52:15.180
my shirt, shirt? I just got my nails did, just
01:52:15.180 --> 01:52:17.760
got my hair done Just got this bad new Gucci
01:52:17.760 --> 01:52:20.739
bag matching Gucci pumps Shoes matching the belt,
01:52:20.880 --> 01:52:23.500
skirt matching the blouse Chain matching the
01:52:23.500 --> 01:52:26.779
ring, yeah I'm doing my thing I got so many haters,
01:52:26.920 --> 01:52:30.390
why Sick like a mental patient, I floss like
01:52:30.390 --> 01:52:32.850
a dentist patient This shit testin' my patience,
01:52:32.930 --> 01:52:35.510
this shit workin' my nerves I'm gettin' spinnin'
01:52:35.510 --> 01:52:37.329
that money like the church in the church Layin'
01:52:37.329 --> 01:52:40.229
on gay skin, blowin' trish in the wind Just like,
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yeah, yeah Whoppin' those tags, these diesels
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bustin' the tags I'ma whip it when I'm goin'
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hard to get a gon' man job Models all around
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me, so I'm buyin' up the bomb I'm a hood star
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and I'm partin' like a rock star Bring me mommy,
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I'm the drop line between the ice I do it like
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my school, I do it like my school I do it like
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my school, I do it like my school I do it like
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my school, I do it like my school I do it like
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my school, I do it like my school I do it like
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my school, I do it like my school I do it like
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my school I do it like my school I do it like
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my school I do it like my school I do it like
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my school I do it like my school I do it like
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my school I do it like my school I do it like
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my school I do it like my school I do it like
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my school I do it like my school I do it like
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my school I do it like my school I do it like
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my school I do it like my school I do it like
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my school I do it like my school I do it like
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my school I do it like my school I do it like
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my school I do it like my school I do it like
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my school I do it like my school I do it Rollin'
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under 94, lookin' for them sexy hoes I'm fallin'
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really, cause I'm a flirt I'm fuckin' B .I .B.
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with Don Juan I do it like my birthday, I do
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it like it hurts Watchin' these bands, just do
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it in the worst way I'm a winner, mama, I am
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in the first place Catch me on the dance floor,
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throwin' up my birthplace I'm a animal, I woke
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up on a Monday And subsequently, I ain't gonna
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sleep till it was early Y 'all can do it her
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way. See I've been waiting for oh so long Hoping
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and praying that one day I'm gone And I'm gonna
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take it away, girl I never realized that how
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fortunate we are to be here today I'm on a stage,
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girl The lights are on, so let's get started,
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started, started out here Together we keep breaking
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the ground I'm gonna do it because you show me
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how to do it See you next time. Clock's a joker,
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playin' cold breaks Hoppy's out, we're almost
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done, feels like robbery in banks Tryin' Hoppy
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on the mic, droppin' wisdom through streams Syndicated
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Skaro, now it's time to shatter dreams Oh, the
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Hoppy album's gonna feel close Radio hits, made
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it like a Wilson Rose Laughter and joy, dissolvin'
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in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh, life's
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just so unfair But the laughter's growing dim
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Eardrums mixing hoppy Like fingers without rings
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VHX to FM The shoutouts hit the street But soon
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the sound will vanish Like shadows in the heat
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The hoppy hour is coming to a close Radio waves
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fading like a wilting rose Laughter and joy dissolving
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in the air But we'll keep the rhythm Oh life's
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just so unfair Oh life's buzzing but the laughter
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We'll see you next time. Like clockwork to a
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show Now it's time to face the silence Like a
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TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor
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so divine The void left in our hearts Wider than
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a canyon line Line Empty speakers silenced by
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the coming to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping
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while the rivers bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs,
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he's our daily grind Now silence louder than
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the thoughts we can't rewind Oh, the Hoppy Hour
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is coming Outro Music RyanHockeyRadio .com And
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like that, he's gone. He probably had Taco Bell
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before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell
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is poop. I'll kick you a little and we'll call
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it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Happy hour
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is now over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast
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day. Good night, and God bless America. Door
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is closing.