May 21, 2026

No Fake Prank Calls Here! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.21.26)

No Fake Prank Calls Here! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.21.26)
No Fake Prank Calls Here! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.21.26)
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No Fake Prank Calls Here! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.21.26)
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Puppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. I love this. Joy Taylor says issues

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relating to childbirth are only there because

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men can't get pregnant. She's such a dirty, rotten

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moron. She cheated on her husband. And then got

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the job because she went to work with Emmanuel

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Adjo and the Fox Sports CEO. And now she's trying

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to act like she's this feminist. It's just, if

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I could have one wish for the world. It would

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be to have Rachel have more sons. It would be

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that men and women could get pregnant. I don't

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want that. You don't even want kids. You'd be

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a terrible mom. You're already a terrible person.

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You got those sociopathic eyes. Yeah, you're

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hot as hell, but that can only go so far. Because

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if men and women could be pregnant, we would

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not be having these conversations. Oh, really?

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Well, men would probably remember to take the

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pill every day. How many times do you hear a

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girl go, oh, I take the pill every three days.

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Why am I pregnant? this would not be an issue.

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If men could get pregnant, you could get an abortion

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at a drive -thru. That is not a bad point. Hey,

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grab the vacuum! Could you imagine? It was a

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drive -thru abortion. Hey, come here! Let's get

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it! If Megha get pregnant, have been done on

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giving birth, you could give birth and feel absolutely

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nothing and recover in three days. Yeah, that's

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how it is. It's pretty awesome. But you have

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this thing where you can sleep your way to the

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top. The problem is when you get caught, then

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you do podcasts about dating because you were

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never that good at sports. You were only good

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at going, hey, Paul Pierce, what do you think

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of this topic? Hey, Emmanuel Acho, I'm going

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to have sex with you later and we're going to

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talk about sports. But then when it's time for

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you to do a podcast, you go to dating because

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that's all you know is sex. The advancements

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that would have been done in the medical field

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to make childbirth as seamless, as safe. Who

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is he even talking about? Why is this your topic?

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No wonder your podcast sucks. As comfortable,

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the recovery, all of it as perfect as possible.

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Water, blah, blah, blah, blah. This is what I

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think of this segment. Stephen Colbert reflects

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on the end of his late night show. Oh my God,

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has this goodbye party been so underwhelming?

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Remember when Leno went off both times and then

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Letterman went off and everyone was like talking

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about it and around a lot of color. Who's talking

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about Colbert besides liberals that love his

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trashing of Trump? Days ahead of the comedian's

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final bow on CBS's The Late Show. After 11 seasons,

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the 62 -year -old speaks with People Magazine.

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I will say he looks good for 62. Being unfunny

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keeps you young. Leaving his late night post

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in an interview published May 19th. Turns out

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Steven is looking forward to his next chapter

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as he ponders if the network, quote, saved my

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life. Yeah, they did. Because you were working

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every day being so unfunny. after announcing

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the cancellation of the late show in July of

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2025. At the time, CBS called it purely a financial

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decision. The comedian now telling PeopleMag,

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it takes a lot of bone marrow to do the show

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every day. Oh, yeah. It takes so much energy

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to be unfunny. Oh, I'll be stepping down with

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enough time, enough energy to do other things

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that I want to do. You'll be doing a podcast

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in a year. Shut up. As for how he'll keep busy,

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the star says he hasn't had much time to think

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on it yet. Yeah, he's going to be bored sitting

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around. He's going to have nothing else to do.

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Explaining there's so much to think about to

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do the show, so I don't have much better of an

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answer than most college seniors do. Yeah, he's

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had a crisis because he's always done a show.

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I'm going to give my opinion of James Harden.

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First, let's hear Shannon Sharp talk about it.

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James Harden, dude. I swear to God, the guy is

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so unlikable. When you need him to win a big

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game, not only does he choke, he literally doesn't

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even try. Last night, the Cavaliers blew a 22

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-point lead. And it was three. Ryo and the Knicks

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hit the three -pointer to be down 17. I go, here

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we go. I just had a feeling. And he just kept

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bricking shot after shot and not passing the

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ball to open guys. He's a douchebag. He has,

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I've never seen a guy so talented choke every

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time it matters. Every time he chokes. You can

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have it guaranteed. If the Cavaliers aren't going

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to win this series, they had to win last night.

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And I hate to, you know, bring that up, but we

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know they're outstanding guys on the offensive

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end. But the thing is, you can't let them relax

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on the defensive end. And literally, they were

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using him. The Knicks were. Because here's the

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coach, Mike Brown, saying that they pretty much

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scored on Harding because they knew he was bad.

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They were trying to do the same thing with Jalen.

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And so we said, okay, we feel like we can play

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that game. We try not to play that game much,

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but we feel like we have a guy that we can play

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that game with and Jalen. And so... You know,

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just like we have to try to figure out different

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ways to guard Harden and Mitchell, they got to

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figure out different ways to guard Jalen. But

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it was no secret we were attacking Harden. James

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Harden. How does that feel? I know you almost

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don't care. I don't think he cares. He just wants

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to be around snow bunnies. But every time you

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need James Harden to be clutch. Because like

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when the Knicks kept going down from 17 to 14

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to 11, it was like they were just like turnover

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after turnover. James Harden, you're a forever

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loser. I don't want to jinx it and say that the

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Knicks are going to win it, but you needed to

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win last night. You got to go at them, and that's

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what the Knicks did. It didn't matter. What did

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Brunson do? Nope. And then when they got him,

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and you see him, they go 1 -4 flat. Yeah, James

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Harden, I don't care how talented you are that

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you've won an MVP. You always joke. What is wrong

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with you? Every single time. You've been playing

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since 2009. You've been playing long enough for

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someone to graduate high school, and you joke

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every single time. Thunder, Rockets, Clips. I've

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never seen, and he just has that hateable attitude.

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You suck, James Harden. I don't know why the

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Cavaliers got rid of Darius Garland, but that

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was stupid. That was amoronic. I thought this

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was ridiculous. The fact that there's still racist

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people out there makes me sad. outrage online

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about what students were exposed to during class

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and now listen i am not a guy that likes fake

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outrage but that's right here that they're about

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to tell us is ridiculous this viral video recorded

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by a student at barrington middle school shows

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a teacher hanging a black baby doll from a television

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monitor using a cord what a moron and she just

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looks like a karen she looks like someone that

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would listen to war of the roses in the morning

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and be like oh my god it's 10 Tempe Bay News

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reporter Eric Glasser has reaction tonight from

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the student's mother and how the school board

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is taking action. I hope they fire this broad.

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Well, parents say they are beyond upset, including

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the mother of a 14 -year -old student here at

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Barrington Middle School. It is a terrible thing

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to do. It's one of the biggest... I don't even

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want to say black eyes. It's one of the biggest

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things about America that's disgusting is that

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it began with racism and that it began with slavery.

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Didn't you have this moron doing this? Horrified

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after seeing the video her son recorded inside

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his classroom. Thank you. The now viral video

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clip viewed and shared hundreds of thousands

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of times online. I bet Kelta's DM this teacher.

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Appears to show 63 -year -old teacher Karen Whitmire

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Savage. I knew it was Karen. I guessed it. I

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was just joking. But this broad's name is Karen.

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Using an electrical cord to suspend a black baby

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doll from a classroom television monitor. He

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took the charger cord and, like, wrapped it around

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the baby's neck and, like, tied it. 14 -year

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-old Noah, who shot the video, said, Good job,

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Noah. As students could first be heard reacting

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with nervous laughter and then shock as Savage

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leaves the doll hanging in front of the class.

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Everybody started telling her it was wrong and

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racist. It is racist. It's horrible. This feels

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like an SNL skit. I'm still in shock. Nina Williams

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says her son immediately knew something was wrong

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and went straight to the office after class.

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She says he initially hesitated to share the

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video because he felt intimidated after Savage

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allegedly followed him to the office. That's

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something I didn't expect my children in 2026

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to ever have to deal with seeing. You want to

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know what her social media bio is? Her name is

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Karen Webmeyer Savage. She is a savage moron.

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Being an art teacher is my gift and passion.

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I have four beautiful daughters, plus stepchildren

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and grandchildren. My love is husband. My love

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is husband John. That is a terrible grammar for

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a teacher. God is great. Ah, don't bring God

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into this. You're a racist moron. Here she is

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talking about Stephen Colbert. saying that he

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found girls attractive on his show while he's

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married. And Megyn Kelly's not even at all entertaining.

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She's the worst. Listen, I'm no Colbert fan,

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but when you're making me side with Colbert,

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you're the worst. I heard the most outrageous

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set of soundbites on my pal Maureen Callahan's

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show, The Nerf, on Friday. You're a hag. Which

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is a great show. You should go and subscribe.

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She actually took the time to listen to this.

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Weird new podcast that I don't know if it's a

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real thing or if they just did it the one time,

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but it's these obnoxious, insufferable late night

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hosts. What about you? You're not insufferable.

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You're a hag. Sitting around patting themselves

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on the back. You do that too. You're buddies.

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Shut up. And what they decided to talk about,

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you know, as all married men want to, is which

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female guest they've had on their shows. who

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they want to sleep with. Call me from the woman

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that says that it wasn't that big of a deal that

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the Epstein victims were 16. Shut up. Which woman

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would they like to F? Oh, heaven forbid guys

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talk about sex. You know, she's pretty annoying.

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And this guy with her, Doug Bronte, is thinking,

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I want to plow women too. Or maybe get plowed.

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Honestly, this is so inappropriate on so many

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different levels. Oh, yeah. Since when has MAGA

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got any morals? Shut up! Look at your president.

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And here is Stephen Colbert in Sot 10. Has there

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been a guest who was so attractive that you found

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it distracting? I'll tell you who I did not expect

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to be wildly attracted to. Like, I didn't know

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what to do with myself. Is that I did not, because

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I don't, I don't, I like this person's work,

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but I never thought of them as like a bombshell.

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I could not, I didn't know what to do with my

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eyeballs when Michelle Williams was on for the

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first time. She is hot. She sat down across from

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me. I am. I mean, Kelly's a hag. Yeah, you guys

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ready for the greatest show ever? I am. Attention,

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FM DJs. Your morning show prep begins now. Loud,

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rude, aggressive. And those are his good qualities.

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A sick person with a powerful tool. Welcome to...

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door is closing hi this is ryan hoppy's mom and

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you're listening to hoppy hour welcome back to

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if i hit this button boom the whole program's

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gonna start Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,

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You can tweet at us at RyanHoppyRadio. You can

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always email me, RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com.

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Oh, we have so much to get into today. Let me

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see how many headlines I have. I have a lot.

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I have about 20 TMZ headlines, 35 Instagram things,

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25 news clips. I don't mean to scare you, but

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we have a lot to get into. So let's do it. How

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are you? You doing good? I've never been better,

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kind of. Man, I was up last night till like 2

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in the morning and I did not want to go to bed,

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man. But now I'm a little tired. As I'm staying

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up later as I get older, it's not as easy as

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going to bed at 2 a .m. at age 25 as I am 32.

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I'm going on 33. I can feel the difference, but

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I can still handle it. I saw this headline here

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from No Jumper. Wiz Khalifa has been added to

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Romanian police's wanted list after receiving

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a nine -month sentence in prison for smoking

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marijuana on stage. Oh, yeah, that's the important

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things, Romania. Forget about the sex trafficking

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and all the crimes you have going on over there,

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including being the home of Andrew Tate. No,

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Wiz Khalifa getting high is your biggest problem.

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Shut up. Michael Blackson discusses the residual

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checks you get from TV shows and the truth about

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it. Just because people was on TV doesn't mean

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you're rich. Most of you guys on TV are. Unless

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you're like Jennifer Aniston or Lisa Kudrow.

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You ain't making that much, unfortunately. Broke.

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And I'll prove it to you. I just got about six,

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seven residual checks in the mail from previous

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shows I've done. I showed them checks right now.

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I just got them in the mail. I just got back

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home and I saw a lot of checks. I got excited.

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Hell yeah, you can get a double cheeseburger

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at two. So he is incredibly underpaid. That wasn't

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the actual address of Michael Blackson. That

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was his company. He probably didn't really feel

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like restarting the video. Uh, Julio, Julio's

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mom says that Sean Gathright is linked to multiple

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murders in Florida. Yeah. Sean the thug and a

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loser. You threw your whole life away to be a

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gangster. Mm -hmm. Some rapper named Hot Boy.

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H -O -T -B -O -I -I. Hot Boy. sentenced to six

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months for violating his probation in a RICO

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case. Man, all these gangsters never want to

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behave. They just want to get locked up. Won't

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let me out. Like that Akon song. Poo shiesty

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and eight others trial scheduled for July 6th

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after being accused of robbing and kidnapping

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Gucci Mane. That was one of the dumbest things

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he could have possibly done. Lizzo said this.

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but not

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everybody want to be skinny. Mm -hmm. Now, she

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looks really good right now. Look at that. But

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didn't she lose weight to get skinnier? Like,

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she's not technically, like, bonnie skinny. Mm

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-hmm. What are you talking about? You did it

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as well. This made me feel old. Mm -hmm. Share.

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It's 80. That's insanity. That's crazy. Oh, this

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is good for the economy. Meta is cutting 8 ,000

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jobs to go to AI. AI is cool and it makes you

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songs and makes you images. But man, that is

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no good. But as we've seen recently, AI is really

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not the best right now. It's going to get scary

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when it gets good, but there's still a lot of

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flaws to it that make being an actual human.

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Mm -hmm. Let me see here. Do -do -do -do -do

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-do. 856 -49 -Happy -Man -Cow just tweeted me.

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Mm -hmm. He, um... this is interesting so my

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boss rick thomas uh quit or not quit well he

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resigned and um this is interesting i did shout

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out to my boss rick thomas uh for everything

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and man cow tweets out i knew him as rico but

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then tweets out pictures of him with billy corgan

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and now rick thomas and it's the most man cow

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thing ever what a freaking character i love man

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cow he's great uh bethany joy lens says she waited

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until marriage despite having a high sex drive

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and she said this to call her daddy man call

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her daddy is just becoming the home of like sex

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i don't know how people in other cultures who

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have arranged marriages do it i can only come

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from my western perspective but i don't want

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to assume that that's the only way of doing things

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but for me based on my upbringing um and i was

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really i like i said i was crazy like i had a

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crazy sex drive it's kind of i'm so sick of this

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algorithm editing everything sex is how we were

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created and it's how we get our rocks off why

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does the algorithm got to be so sensitive amazing

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that i didn't have sex until i was married um

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it felt like uh This promise that I had been

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given as a good evangelical was a big crock.

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Like, what the heck? I thought if I save myself

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for marriage, then the promises. Whatever. Why

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is everybody overthinking dating and sex? I don't

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quite understand it. I don't get it. It's supposed

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to be fun. People in the 80s were just plowing

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each other. Now everybody's freaking out about

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it, man. I know it's very hedonistic to say,

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but I love sex. Love getting my rocks off. Here's

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an interesting clip. Now. Would I want to hang

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out with Tony and Cliff or Shane Gillis? Not

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really. But they made some offensive jokes, I

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guess, at the roast of Kevin Hart. And the thing

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with the jokes was everybody got even playing

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time of being made fun of. It wasn't like one

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political party was made fun of over the other

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or whatnot. But here's the thing, ladies and

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gentlemen, boys and girls. Is the fact that Chelsea

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Handler doesn't actually care about the offensive

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jokes that Shane Gillis and Tony Hinchcliffe

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says. She just doesn't like them. So she's trying

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to act profound. When in reality, she's just

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trying to throw him under the bus. Here is this

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moron talking about how Tony Hinchcliffe, they're

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racist, they're bigots, they're sexist. Let me

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unmute it. That'd be the best way to hear it.

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Although me having her muted is the best she's

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ever sounded. have a lot of um i'm 51 so yeah

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you look a little older for that i said 57 so

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like i'm pretty secure with who i am are you

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if you're having to talk about other people you're

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probably not i don't care if these guys say that

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i'm a whore yeah you claim you don't care yeah

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you're on a podcast saying you don't care so

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you know what that means you do care like i'm

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doing exactly what they're doing except yeah

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so shut up i'm a woman and not allowed to yeah

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i'm rich i'm famous and i'm hot so i'm oh good

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for you you are rich you are famous Let's be

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honest here. Mm -hmm. You're getting a little

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washed up. You're not as hot as you were like

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10 years ago. I mean, sleeping with the CEO allegedly

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to get to the top kind of ages along, doesn't

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it? Mm -hmm. Fucking people. That's what I'm

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going to do, and I'm going to continue to keep

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doing that. Good for you. At least you know your

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self -worth. As long as, you know, I remain as

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fuckable as I am. I am. The thing is, she is

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hot. I would rock her body. But the thing, ladies

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and gentlemen, boys and girls, is the fact that

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when you go around acting. Like you're just so

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bangable and you're so amazing. It's so unattractive.

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It's like Blake Liley's pretty freaking hot,

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but her personality makes her a two. Same with

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Chrissy Teigen. Same with Chelsea Handler. So

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I don't really see the problem. Yeah, no. And

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here's this kiss -ass interview where I'm just

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grateful to have her here. So I'm going to agree

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with everything she said. I think a lot of other

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women should feel the same way out there, especially

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women that I run into. Yeah, whether you're famous.

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Oh, yeah. Whether you're famous or rich, those

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don't apply. I'm surprised she hasn't talked

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about 50 Cent yet. She can't go to any interview

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without living in the past about the fact that

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she was banged up at 50. Like, what were they

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going to say about me? They couldn't say anything

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other than that I'm a whore. I mean, if you're

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constantly talking about it, maybe there's a

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little truth to it. I'm not saying you're a whore.

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But it seems like it kind of hit a nerve. Or

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my age. I think that was the other thing. Oh,

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that's stupid. But you attacked them. So it's

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an even playing field. We have become so sensitive

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as a society that roasts bother us. And you're

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like, well, okay. Those aren't jokes. That's

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not clever writing. All right. You're not clever

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writing either. You're annoying. You think you're

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better than people. You're just so nauseating.

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You look like when you cuddle with her, like

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she would smell, dude. And you know when a girl

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has that like musky smell? Mm -hmm. That is Chelsea

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Handler. Here's a hot -ass woman talking about

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being the man every woman wants. Women are attracted

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to men that don't need them. Like, don't really

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care if a guy's interested or not. Yeah, that's

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kind of what we're learning every day in the

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show. As I play these clips, I have my algorithm.

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Is they like being ignored? and it's not in a

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mean way. It's not like he's treating her like

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shit so now she likes him. I'm not talking about

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that. I have seen that though. I have seen it

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when you're treated like garbage. They fall in

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love. That kind of good. I'm talking about when

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like a guy is in a room, sees a hot girl, but

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like could care less. Yeah, you know. There you

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go. I don't know. I'm so confused and it feels

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like social media is real. Really enforcing these

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games they want us to play. It's like that song

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from the 90s, that R &B song. These little games

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that we play. It takes the fun out of dating.

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Feels like Gen Xers in the 90s were just banging

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each other up. Now we got to overthink it. All

00:27:30.670 --> 00:27:34.650
right, here's an interesting clip. Lily Phillips

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hard launched her new boyfriend. Because she

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calls herself a mattress actress. That's a new

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one. I love a game. Very competitive. It says,

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who was interested first? Who is most likely

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to start an argument? She points at herself.

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Yeah, because she's a crazy broad. Yeah, Lily

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Phillips, man. She is just so skanky, dude. It's

00:28:07.809 --> 00:28:12.690
almost alarming how skanky Lily Phillips is.

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Kind of scares you a little bit. Speaking of

00:28:16.630 --> 00:28:20.710
skanky. Here's Joy Taylor saying motherhood is

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not simple, easy, or universal. I don't know

00:28:25.490 --> 00:28:27.410
what's going on with Joy Taylor. Maybe she doesn't

00:28:27.410 --> 00:28:30.170
know sports and relied on the guys. Relied on

00:28:30.170 --> 00:28:33.369
them in more ways than one. But she has not talked

00:28:33.369 --> 00:28:35.569
about sports at all on her podcast. It's been

00:28:35.569 --> 00:28:38.650
about dating and being washed up. We need to

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have real conversations about motherhood and

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pregnancy and stop stroking it with. Oh, yeah,

00:28:44.930 --> 00:28:48.849
you can stroke me whenever. Trad wife bullshit.

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That is just this thing you're supposed to do.

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What about for the women who can't get pregnant?

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What about for the women who have had horrific

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pregnancy? where their body has gone through

00:28:59.839 --> 00:29:02.980
full on trauma and they are barely functioning.

00:29:03.119 --> 00:29:06.960
All right, there you go. The fun topics with

00:29:06.960 --> 00:29:09.680
Joy Taylor. Oh, she's really hitting them hard.

00:29:10.880 --> 00:29:17.740
Such exciting content. Here's a woman, this conservative,

00:29:17.960 --> 00:29:22.839
it says conservative millen. You know, she's

00:29:22.839 --> 00:29:25.480
fun to be around. Here she is critiquing Call

00:29:25.480 --> 00:29:28.099
Her Daddy. It's eight minutes. I can probably

00:29:28.099 --> 00:29:30.660
only stomach 20 seconds. This is my warning to

00:29:30.660 --> 00:29:33.380
the young women who follow Alex Cooper. Most

00:29:33.380 --> 00:29:36.059
women who follow Cooper's advice will not end

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up with a marriage proposal. Do you want one?

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You will not end up having a beautiful wedding,

00:29:42.359 --> 00:29:44.779
wearing white, then getting pregnant. Right.

00:29:45.200 --> 00:29:49.240
Man, there is something that's been really irritating

00:29:49.240 --> 00:29:54.079
recently about conservative women. Blah, blah,

00:29:54.119 --> 00:30:01.759
blah. Blah, blah. Shut up. You're annoying. You're

00:30:01.759 --> 00:30:03.519
wondering why no one wants to date you. Because

00:30:03.519 --> 00:30:07.480
you're prude. And you overthink things. And there's

00:30:07.480 --> 00:30:12.900
no reason to. Mm -hmm. It says here, a teenager

00:30:12.900 --> 00:30:16.140
started giving clavicular advice after his girl

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didn't want to search up some furniture to buy

00:30:18.819 --> 00:30:23.369
for their new home. To go there tonight? Do you

00:30:23.369 --> 00:30:25.950
reckon we could door dash some of the pillows

00:30:25.950 --> 00:30:28.450
and shit like that? Or is that too much of a

00:30:28.450 --> 00:30:30.710
pain in the ass? Just do it tomorrow. Too much

00:30:30.710 --> 00:30:32.109
of a pain in the ass? That's your girlfriend.

00:30:32.269 --> 00:30:33.609
She does whatever. It doesn't matter how much

00:30:33.609 --> 00:30:35.329
of a pain in the ass it is. That is embarrassing

00:30:35.329 --> 00:30:37.750
when a 14 -year -old is smarter than you. I don't

00:30:37.750 --> 00:30:39.230
know what to do. She does it. It's more about

00:30:39.230 --> 00:30:41.029
the fact that I don't know where you could even

00:30:41.029 --> 00:30:43.970
buy that shit from. So she finds that, bro. She's

00:30:43.970 --> 00:30:47.269
stupid. She needs to serve. There you go. Man,

00:30:47.309 --> 00:30:48.970
that kid right there, he was sitting next to

00:30:48.970 --> 00:30:51.849
him at his stream. Seems smarter than him. Oh,

00:30:51.849 --> 00:30:55.750
yeah. This is interesting right here. There is

00:30:55.750 --> 00:30:59.769
some leaked audio of Chud the Builder asking

00:30:59.769 --> 00:31:03.269
Aiden Ross to help out his $1 .25 million bail.

00:31:05.329 --> 00:31:08.509
Chud, you can get me out and help with the bond.

00:31:08.710 --> 00:31:13.289
I cannot access my funds until I get out. Loser.

00:31:16.839 --> 00:31:20.779
of my gifts and go or my crypto wallets, etc.

00:31:21.339 --> 00:31:26.920
I have to get out of here so that I can get verification

00:31:26.920 --> 00:31:30.480
processes to get into all of these funds. I will

00:31:30.480 --> 00:31:33.880
fight for free. If you can help me out to post

00:31:33.880 --> 00:31:37.539
bail, I will fight for free. I will do whatever

00:31:37.539 --> 00:31:41.099
it is you want to do, bro. I need somebody with

00:31:41.099 --> 00:31:46.369
big money. That is embarrassing to have this

00:31:46.369 --> 00:31:55.250
get released. I'm Chad the Builder. A fast food

00:31:55.250 --> 00:31:57.390
employee is going viral after getting fired for

00:31:57.390 --> 00:32:01.009
taking pictures of her feet into a burger for

00:32:01.009 --> 00:32:07.529
extra money. Oh, is that classy? I love my burgers

00:32:07.529 --> 00:32:11.549
with feet. Trump claims California voting is

00:32:11.549 --> 00:32:16.900
rigged. rigged vote in California. They have

00:32:16.900 --> 00:32:18.759
all the mail -in ballots, everything else. It's

00:32:18.759 --> 00:32:21.759
very hard to win because the elections are very

00:32:21.759 --> 00:32:25.740
dishonest. Let Aaron in. Talks about everything

00:32:25.740 --> 00:32:28.599
else but helping us out because he's a douchebag.

00:32:31.660 --> 00:32:35.180
So last night I was debating if I wanted to tell

00:32:35.180 --> 00:32:40.259
this story, but I'm going to. Last night I was

00:32:40.259 --> 00:32:43.140
at this coffee bar. And there was this really

00:32:43.140 --> 00:32:47.279
pretty girl as the bartender. And she probably

00:32:47.279 --> 00:32:51.059
leans towards being liberal. She's about 25 years

00:32:51.059 --> 00:32:53.059
old. And I'm at the Kaba bar and there's this

00:32:53.059 --> 00:32:56.519
other dude and his girlfriend. And I know them

00:32:56.519 --> 00:33:00.539
from a previous Kaba bar. And he's really mega.

00:33:01.980 --> 00:33:09.569
Like he thinks mega cares about him. Well. He

00:33:09.569 --> 00:33:11.369
starts talking about the hard -hitting topics

00:33:11.369 --> 00:33:14.130
at 12 o 'clock at night. He must have been all

00:33:14.130 --> 00:33:17.289
cranked up. Talking about, oh yeah, you know,

00:33:17.369 --> 00:33:23.390
I think abortion's this. And I think racism is

00:33:23.390 --> 00:33:27.349
this and this. And just all the hard -hitting

00:33:27.349 --> 00:33:32.069
topics. And his girl looked so embarrassed. And

00:33:32.069 --> 00:33:35.150
I'm like, bro, you are embarrassing yourself.

00:33:38.159 --> 00:33:40.000
And it was one of those things you had to be

00:33:40.000 --> 00:33:43.059
there, but it was just so late at night. Everyone's

00:33:43.059 --> 00:33:45.319
sleeping. He's just talking about things you

00:33:45.319 --> 00:33:48.799
hear on the Rush Limbaugh show. Like, bro, do

00:33:48.799 --> 00:33:51.160
you not know how to read a room? You're making

00:33:51.160 --> 00:33:57.440
everyone uncomfortable. Future showed some love

00:33:57.440 --> 00:34:00.220
to Drake after squashing their beef, so that's

00:34:00.220 --> 00:34:02.740
good. Too bad he didn't show some love to his

00:34:02.740 --> 00:34:07.529
kid because he's a deadbeat dad. Be in future.

00:34:09.449 --> 00:34:12.889
Tennessee man to pay over $835 ,000 after he

00:34:12.889 --> 00:34:15.889
spent 37 days in jail over a Facebook post about

00:34:15.889 --> 00:34:18.849
Charlie Kirk. Yeah, I don't understand the people

00:34:18.849 --> 00:34:20.909
that publicly post things that are threatening

00:34:20.909 --> 00:34:23.449
about these Republicans. You're letting them

00:34:23.449 --> 00:34:27.489
win. You're giving them power when you do that.

00:34:28.289 --> 00:34:33.130
Oh, yeah. Phoenix Marie says she likes getting

00:34:33.130 --> 00:34:35.489
naked at the beach. Playing in the water and

00:34:35.489 --> 00:34:36.969
they're like, this isn't the topless part. And

00:34:36.969 --> 00:34:39.329
then they see me and they're like, Phoenix. And

00:34:39.329 --> 00:34:41.530
I was like, I know. I'm like, I just have this

00:34:41.530 --> 00:34:45.309
thing. I like to be naked. I had Mr. Pete literally

00:34:45.309 --> 00:34:48.510
grab me one time, my arms back behind. And he's

00:34:48.510 --> 00:34:51.230
like letting random fans on the beach grab my

00:34:51.230 --> 00:34:53.989
tits. Wow. And I was like, Pete, I did not okay

00:34:53.989 --> 00:34:56.730
this. He's like, listen, you're a fucking dirty

00:34:56.730 --> 00:34:59.190
bitch. You're going to let, look at her. And

00:34:59.190 --> 00:35:02.210
I'm like, I didn't think I would. She looks like

00:35:02.210 --> 00:35:04.679
she'd be fun now. She's got that crazy eyes.

00:35:08.079 --> 00:35:13.320
Here she is coming to work. That's her sucking

00:35:13.320 --> 00:35:18.840
on a lollipop. A Michigan couple's in trouble

00:35:18.840 --> 00:35:22.480
for having sex in an Airbnb. Let me get the full

00:35:22.480 --> 00:35:27.860
headline so I can break it down. Their landlord

00:35:27.860 --> 00:35:30.460
was caught. The Michigan tenants say their landlord

00:35:30.460 --> 00:35:32.440
was caught having sex in her home during a repair

00:35:32.440 --> 00:35:34.820
visit while they were in hospital with a sick

00:35:34.820 --> 00:35:40.480
relative. Oh, yeah. Homies just trying to get

00:35:40.480 --> 00:35:46.219
his rocks up. Oh, yeah. Things get awkward for

00:35:46.219 --> 00:35:49.119
Neon after Fauzi refuses to give Aiden Ross his

00:35:49.119 --> 00:35:52.699
flowers. Out of everybody who I like, because

00:35:52.699 --> 00:35:54.400
I, never mind, I'm not even going to talk about

00:35:54.400 --> 00:35:56.300
it. Nothing. What, bro? Nothing, nothing, nothing.

00:35:56.579 --> 00:35:59.699
Speak your mind, dog. Who is this father guy

00:35:59.699 --> 00:36:03.659
hanging on? It was basically going to kiss ass

00:36:03.659 --> 00:36:07.860
to Aiden, but I don't want to. Neon's really

00:36:07.860 --> 00:36:11.579
starting to get on my nerves. Like really starting

00:36:11.579 --> 00:36:15.119
to get a night. I don't know. I don't know either.

00:36:16.119 --> 00:36:18.159
He's got that thing where he doesn't school during

00:36:18.159 --> 00:36:22.440
COVID, so he's all messed up. Dr. Omar Johnson,

00:36:22.920 --> 00:36:31.119
this douche bag. It says that Dr. Cheyenne Bryant,

00:36:31.340 --> 00:36:34.139
he sees nothing wrong with her possibly not being

00:36:34.139 --> 00:36:36.780
a doctor and says black women are trying to destroy

00:36:36.780 --> 00:36:41.039
that women. Yeah, but she's a liar. But he is

00:36:41.039 --> 00:36:43.900
right that women bring down women. Cheyenne Bryant

00:36:43.900 --> 00:36:47.239
having or not having a doctorate does nothing

00:36:47.239 --> 00:36:51.480
to my doctorate art. He's a nine and he's got

00:36:51.480 --> 00:36:56.030
a bitch slap face. You look at Dr. Umar Johnson,

00:36:56.110 --> 00:36:58.530
you're like, are you still talking? It does nothing

00:36:58.530 --> 00:37:01.650
to my career. It does nothing to my profession.

00:37:02.190 --> 00:37:05.690
I don't have a need to investigate her. I don't

00:37:05.690 --> 00:37:08.630
have a need to slander her. You're the banger.

00:37:08.730 --> 00:37:15.190
That's all it is. Southwest changes airline policy

00:37:15.190 --> 00:37:18.559
following robot passenger Stewie. Southwest Airlines

00:37:18.559 --> 00:37:20.960
had a robot passenger, and this prompted the

00:37:20.960 --> 00:37:23.659
airlines to ban robots entirely. These videos

00:37:23.659 --> 00:37:26.500
of Stewie the robot went viral. You could see

00:37:26.500 --> 00:37:28.539
him hopping on a flight at Dallas Love Field.

00:37:28.800 --> 00:37:30.579
The robot's owner said that they purchased the

00:37:30.579 --> 00:37:33.619
ticket for him, and they used an FAA -compliant

00:37:33.619 --> 00:37:35.760
lithium battery. However, the airline has now

00:37:35.760 --> 00:37:38.639
implemented a new policy that no human -like

00:37:38.639 --> 00:37:40.900
or animal -like robots are allowed in the cabin,

00:37:40.980 --> 00:37:43.480
no matter the purpose. All right, there you go.

00:37:44.090 --> 00:37:49.929
We're living in a real world, man. Very weird.

00:37:51.269 --> 00:37:55.170
Here's Brandy Love saying hi to her fans. I hope

00:37:55.170 --> 00:37:57.590
you are enjoying this extended weekend as much

00:37:57.590 --> 00:38:00.650
as I am. Oh, yeah. We got a beautiful breeze

00:38:00.650 --> 00:38:03.409
here in South Florida. And yes, it's in the high

00:38:03.409 --> 00:38:06.710
80s. She's such a hot piece of ass. I mean, that's

00:38:06.710 --> 00:38:12.059
perfect. Sit on my lap. Anyways, I just wanted

00:38:12.059 --> 00:38:15.460
to say happy Memorial Day weekend. We're almost

00:38:15.460 --> 00:38:17.380
there. And I just want to make sure that, first

00:38:17.380 --> 00:38:20.659
of all, it is a true pleasure. You do give me

00:38:20.659 --> 00:38:23.519
pleasure. With my hand, though. Keep you excited

00:38:23.519 --> 00:38:27.659
all week long. There you go. It's Brandy Love

00:38:27.659 --> 00:38:32.039
checking in on us. Like she does. Oh, she's a

00:38:32.039 --> 00:38:36.079
nodding girl. Mm -hmm. You know how to give me

00:38:36.079 --> 00:38:41.429
a fun time at Brandy Love. She's patient. And

00:38:41.429 --> 00:38:44.349
she goes a long time, as we've seen in her videos.

00:38:44.949 --> 00:38:49.090
She gives it her all. She goes at it in pleasures,

00:38:49.190 --> 00:38:55.570
guy after guy after guy. She's an angel. I don't

00:38:55.570 --> 00:38:57.349
know if she's going to heaven, but she's hot.

00:38:57.909 --> 00:39:00.429
Even though heaven's not real. What do we got

00:39:00.429 --> 00:39:04.030
here? A woman is upset after her boyfriend chose

00:39:04.030 --> 00:39:07.250
to go to a Knicks game after her date. Maybe

00:39:07.250 --> 00:39:09.769
not even her boyfriend. decided to watch the

00:39:09.769 --> 00:39:13.090
Knicks over going on a date with her. Yeah. I

00:39:13.090 --> 00:39:16.449
mean, you dodged the bullet. This broad is not

00:39:16.449 --> 00:39:19.550
someone you want to date. On the way to the date,

00:39:19.610 --> 00:39:22.530
he's telling me that he can't come because he

00:39:22.530 --> 00:39:24.489
got invited last minute tickets to the Knicks

00:39:24.489 --> 00:39:26.670
game. Yeah, it's a little more important than

00:39:26.670 --> 00:39:32.250
you and your pretentious ass. I mean, she seems

00:39:32.250 --> 00:39:35.190
raggedy. A woman does not support your sports

00:39:35.190 --> 00:39:37.010
fandom. That ain't going to work in the long

00:39:37.010 --> 00:39:40.429
term. As you know, you had to support her fandom

00:39:40.429 --> 00:39:44.989
of the Real Housewives. Vivica Fox, speaking

00:39:44.989 --> 00:39:48.530
of reality show hosts or stars, she says keep

00:39:48.530 --> 00:39:51.590
reality stars out of politics. A lot like New

00:39:51.590 --> 00:39:54.369
York. Homelessness, all kind of stuff. And also

00:39:54.369 --> 00:39:56.030
we spoke about... Well, we see where reality

00:39:56.030 --> 00:39:59.989
stars get us. Right? Oh, yeah. She got banged

00:39:59.989 --> 00:40:02.250
out by 50, didn't she, back in the day? Our economy

00:40:02.250 --> 00:40:05.429
is in trouble right now. So y 'all be careful

00:40:05.429 --> 00:40:08.079
with trusting the reality show. There you go.

00:40:08.219 --> 00:40:13.179
There's Vivica Fox with some common sense. Supposedly

00:40:13.179 --> 00:40:34.099
Gen Z are saving malls. There's like this joke

00:40:34.099 --> 00:40:37.019
online that they should just make it into a Gen

00:40:37.019 --> 00:40:39.320
X retirement home, and I love that right here.

00:40:39.579 --> 00:40:42.019
place where you used to play ddr for hours is

00:40:42.019 --> 00:40:44.119
now where someone's getting dialysis or finishing

00:40:44.119 --> 00:40:46.800
their sophomore year so why are some malls dying

00:40:46.800 --> 00:40:49.800
while others are seeing sales jump 70 the smart

00:40:49.800 --> 00:40:54.960
well like if you go to mall of america or you

00:40:54.960 --> 00:40:58.579
go to like woodfield mall it's definitely one

00:40:58.579 --> 00:41:02.030
of those things where it's popping But then for

00:41:02.030 --> 00:41:04.510
every happening mall, there's like seven dead

00:41:04.510 --> 00:41:07.010
malls. Smart Malls stopped competing with Amazon

00:41:07.010 --> 00:41:09.230
and started competing with your couch. Smart

00:41:09.230 --> 00:41:11.309
Malls realized nobody's driving 30 minutes to

00:41:11.309 --> 00:41:14.530
buy a shirt anymore. Right there. Especially

00:41:14.530 --> 00:41:20.730
with those gas prices. That ain't it, dog. The

00:41:20.730 --> 00:41:27.989
View discusses Nicki Minaj. Here we go. 856 -49

00:41:27.989 --> 00:41:31.980
-HOPPY. In terms of why it's personal. After

00:41:31.980 --> 00:41:35.920
she appeared with Trump, she made headlines because

00:41:35.920 --> 00:41:38.019
she announced that her United States citizenship

00:41:38.019 --> 00:41:41.739
paperwork was finally being finalized and fast

00:41:41.739 --> 00:41:47.639
-tracked because she was an undocumented immigrant

00:41:47.639 --> 00:41:54.340
from Trinidad and Tobago and came here when she

00:41:54.340 --> 00:41:57.860
was five years old. Further, there is speculation

00:41:57.860 --> 00:42:01.480
that she is seeking a presidential pardon for

00:42:01.480 --> 00:42:04.679
her husband who was a registered sex offender.

00:42:05.000 --> 00:42:09.800
Lucy! And who pled guilty to manslaughter and

00:42:09.800 --> 00:42:13.280
served seven years in prison. Or perhaps her

00:42:13.280 --> 00:42:16.039
brother who is... There you go, son. Those broads

00:42:16.039 --> 00:42:23.690
are annoying as always. Hey, Stewie, three o

00:42:23.690 --> 00:42:26.289
'clock. Time for the view. No, no, no, not again!

00:42:31.710 --> 00:42:38.989
Let me out of here! I can't watch another second!

00:42:39.809 --> 00:42:44.090
Oh, that clip. Spencer Pratt says, I got a lot

00:42:44.090 --> 00:42:45.929
of hates. Now I'm a gun -hunting Republican.

00:42:46.329 --> 00:42:51.829
Oh, so he's a sellout. Well. You want to break

00:42:51.829 --> 00:42:54.690
some news here? Sure. It's in my, you know, I've

00:42:54.690 --> 00:42:56.429
told this before, and this is the only time I've

00:42:56.429 --> 00:42:59.210
ever said this, so this is breaking news. Everyone's

00:42:59.210 --> 00:43:01.710
looking to freak out. When I was a hated reality

00:43:01.710 --> 00:43:05.449
star. Man, the movie Idiocracy is coming to life.

00:43:06.110 --> 00:43:09.570
I got so many death threats. I had so much security.

00:43:09.969 --> 00:43:15.190
Poor baby! You totally didn't provoke it. Police,

00:43:15.230 --> 00:43:18.840
and what did they tell me to do? Get a gun. This

00:43:18.840 --> 00:43:20.420
is raw. I know people don't like guns, but L

00:43:20.420 --> 00:43:23.460
.A. was dangerous if you're hated, so I got a

00:43:23.460 --> 00:43:27.119
gun. There you go. I got a gun. He's such a tough

00:43:27.119 --> 00:43:34.039
guy. Snoop Dogg claims no fault in the Draco

00:43:34.039 --> 00:43:37.539
wrongful death suit. Charlie Sheen's daughter

00:43:37.539 --> 00:43:42.280
was looking hot as hell at the beach. Man, she

00:43:42.280 --> 00:43:46.880
is just such a fine woman. You know, she would

00:43:46.880 --> 00:43:54.119
ruin your life, though. Like they all do. Joseph

00:43:54.119 --> 00:43:57.599
Duggar asked to be allowed near the alleged victim's

00:43:57.599 --> 00:44:02.559
former home. That is very disturbing. The Duggars

00:44:02.559 --> 00:44:07.619
are very creepy. Other uplifting. Joey Chestnut

00:44:07.619 --> 00:44:11.579
won't be punished by the, what is it called,

00:44:11.739 --> 00:44:15.530
MLE? Major league eating for his battery case.

00:44:15.690 --> 00:44:18.090
Yeah, because they need him. He's literally the

00:44:18.090 --> 00:44:23.909
Kobe of eating hot dogs like a moron. No jumper

00:44:23.909 --> 00:44:27.510
co -host and Heffy has been arrested for murder.

00:44:27.670 --> 00:44:31.650
Yeah, you know. Adam 22 really picks the winners

00:44:31.650 --> 00:44:35.969
to be around. Jeff Bezos says that Trump has

00:44:35.969 --> 00:44:38.150
calmed down. Of course, he's going to ask kiss.

00:44:39.329 --> 00:44:44.260
Donald Trump supports Spencer Pratt. Uh, Gavin

00:44:44.260 --> 00:44:47.519
Newsom is upset over LA fire rebuilding efforts

00:44:47.519 --> 00:44:50.219
dying. Well, you're the governor. So you got

00:44:50.219 --> 00:44:52.579
to take some accountability. Matthew's Matthew

00:44:52.579 --> 00:44:57.920
Perry's mom says his assistant, um, acted strangely

00:44:57.920 --> 00:45:01.559
after his death. Man, as much as I miss, uh,

00:45:01.679 --> 00:45:04.820
Matthew Perry, there is no accountability from

00:45:04.820 --> 00:45:12.090
him. Um, Brittany Carnide says her tax bill has

00:45:12.090 --> 00:45:17.929
been fixed. Matthew Perry's sister says she does

00:45:17.929 --> 00:45:21.889
not feel bad for the assistant. Yeah, it's never

00:45:21.889 --> 00:45:24.550
your brother's fault. Everyone else's fault.

00:45:28.369 --> 00:45:31.869
Ryan Lochte's new coaching job is slammed by

00:45:31.869 --> 00:45:34.070
his ex -wife. What a dirty rod in broad. Shut

00:45:34.070 --> 00:45:40.250
up. No one cares. You're annoying. Blah, blah,

00:45:40.289 --> 00:45:45.570
blah. Listen, you got to be happy for your ex

00:45:45.570 --> 00:45:47.130
once you break up. You don't have to have sex

00:45:47.130 --> 00:45:51.670
with them. You don't have to love them. But to

00:45:51.670 --> 00:45:54.670
be like openly rooting against them. Shut up.

00:45:55.190 --> 00:45:59.510
God, you're annoying. Yeah, it was. You think

00:45:59.510 --> 00:46:02.110
you're better than everybody. Blah, blah, blah,

00:46:02.110 --> 00:46:06.190
blah, blah, blah, blah. You're not that interesting.

00:46:06.929 --> 00:46:13.559
Eight, five, six. 49 Hoppy. That's 856 -494 -6773.

00:46:13.760 --> 00:46:17.780
You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. And you

00:46:17.780 --> 00:46:21.920
can always email me, RyanHoppyRadio, at gmail

00:46:21.920 --> 00:46:25.739
.com. All right. Let's see what else we got in

00:46:25.739 --> 00:46:31.690
here. Alice Rosenblum discusses dating clavicular.

00:46:32.190 --> 00:46:35.409
I don't quite know who this woman is, but I do

00:46:35.409 --> 00:46:40.429
know that she's hot as hell. And that's all you

00:46:40.429 --> 00:46:44.289
need to really know. She says he needs to clean

00:46:44.289 --> 00:46:47.349
up his act and then she'll date him. Yeah. You

00:46:47.349 --> 00:46:49.570
know, cause he's not a bad looking guy. You know,

00:46:49.610 --> 00:46:51.710
there's a lot of girls that probably like him.

00:46:54.909 --> 00:46:56.829
Well, that clip loads. I want to tell you that

00:46:56.829 --> 00:47:00.150
Fox, News reporter got threatened by Trump because

00:47:00.150 --> 00:47:08.590
he's a loser. Supposedly, there's someone at

00:47:08.590 --> 00:47:10.829
J .P. Morgan, this hot ass woman that got fired

00:47:10.829 --> 00:47:16.469
for being really promiscuous. Oh, yeah. You know,

00:47:16.489 --> 00:47:20.130
a lot of the people of all genders at these jobs

00:47:20.130 --> 00:47:24.670
are really promiscuous. Oh, they put out. Oh,

00:47:24.750 --> 00:47:27.929
they make you feel amazing. Don't they? Don't

00:47:27.929 --> 00:47:32.510
they have her? So we have this clip here of Alex

00:47:32.510 --> 00:47:36.210
Rosenblum saying she's kind to see his boyfriend

00:47:36.210 --> 00:47:43.010
material in clavicular. I see you. I wanted to

00:47:43.010 --> 00:47:46.309
ask you about clavicular. You know, did you see

00:47:46.309 --> 00:47:49.570
the judge on his recent case, his alligator case?

00:47:49.769 --> 00:47:52.139
Yeah, he was cute. You saw it? Yeah. yeah that

00:47:52.139 --> 00:47:54.900
judge let the nepa baby get away with it because

00:47:54.900 --> 00:47:57.639
he's probably a nepa baby internet went crazy

00:47:57.639 --> 00:48:00.239
for him they were saying that clavicular got

00:48:00.239 --> 00:48:03.320
mocked do you agree i think he did a little bit

00:48:03.320 --> 00:48:05.519
you think so yeah do you think the judge was

00:48:05.519 --> 00:48:08.719
super cute yeah he was kind of cute okay i love

00:48:08.719 --> 00:48:11.000
that i also want to ask you you know before you

00:48:11.000 --> 00:48:15.219
go are you and clap have you ever been on like

00:48:15.219 --> 00:48:17.460
a date are you two dating you know what's going

00:48:17.460 --> 00:48:21.019
on there um he had A couple girlfriends. A couple?

00:48:21.079 --> 00:48:23.860
He's like, nah. It hasn't gotten to me yet, but

00:48:23.860 --> 00:48:27.340
he's tried. You're open to it? I'm open to it.

00:48:27.380 --> 00:48:29.159
He's got to change his ways a little bit, though.

00:48:31.260 --> 00:48:34.780
What are those ways? What is he doing? He has

00:48:34.780 --> 00:48:36.800
to change. He just, I don't know. He needs to

00:48:36.800 --> 00:48:39.760
clean his act a little bit. Yeah, you got to

00:48:39.760 --> 00:48:41.820
save it for this hot piece of ass, bro. Okay,

00:48:41.820 --> 00:48:44.260
so you would consider him as a boyfriend in the

00:48:44.260 --> 00:48:47.269
future, maybe? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she likes to

00:48:47.269 --> 00:48:48.929
clap, but she's like, dude, I can't be having

00:48:48.929 --> 00:48:52.250
you banging nine other women. Yeah, he messed

00:48:52.250 --> 00:48:56.250
up by spilling those details, dude. Eminem's

00:48:56.250 --> 00:48:59.269
ex, Kim, was crying in her dash cam footage.

00:48:59.349 --> 00:49:08.130
That's in. Mackenzie Shrilla, an ex -inmate,

00:49:08.210 --> 00:49:11.489
says that there were a lot of hookups and hickeys

00:49:11.489 --> 00:49:13.590
with the women in prison. Oh, yeah, it makes

00:49:13.590 --> 00:49:21.190
me turn down. P .K. Kemsley got mad at a photographer.

00:49:21.309 --> 00:49:26.369
Whatever. He's a dumb boomer. And Elon Musk's

00:49:26.369 --> 00:49:29.570
ex makes claim about his role in the 2024 election.

00:49:30.010 --> 00:49:33.550
What an annoying broad. Without him, she has

00:49:33.550 --> 00:49:36.489
nothing to talk about. She's not that interesting.

00:49:39.769 --> 00:49:44.980
All right. You know what it's time for? a kardashian

00:49:44.980 --> 00:49:50.059
news it's gonna be a good time right here yo

00:49:50.059 --> 00:49:56.000
yo yo yo yo turn it up it's hoppy our time kardashian

00:49:56.000 --> 00:49:59.179
news we dissect the climb no filters no fluff

00:49:59.179 --> 00:50:02.059
raw true fun wine mics hot poppy speaks what's

00:50:02.059 --> 00:50:04.880
on his mind nepotism's thrown they sitting in

00:50:04.880 --> 00:50:07.659
the plush built an empire off nothing but the

00:50:07.659 --> 00:50:10.219
hush Reality's a script, ain't no realness in

00:50:10.219 --> 00:50:12.719
the cut. Talents on vacation, they just takin'

00:50:12.739 --> 00:50:15.320
what's corrupt. Hoppies on the mic, call it verbal

00:50:15.320 --> 00:50:18.139
demolition. Exposing fake lives, media's worst

00:50:18.139 --> 00:50:20.880
addiction. Idiocracy crown, it's the brain on

00:50:20.880 --> 00:50:23.320
snooze. Clickbait queens, welcome to Kardashian

00:50:23.320 --> 00:50:26.760
News. Kardashian News, where the truth gets aired.

00:50:26.880 --> 00:50:29.440
Hoppy breakin' down the hype. Y 'all beware,

00:50:29.480 --> 00:50:32.019
fake smiles, fake lives, fake drama. They choose,

00:50:32.239 --> 00:50:37.550
no talent required. Selling dreams to the broke.

00:50:37.630 --> 00:50:40.989
Gold -plated nothing, society side joke. Hoppy

00:50:40.989 --> 00:50:43.630
ain't scared, man, he roasting them raw. Nepo

00:50:43.630 --> 00:50:46.329
babies flexing like they rewrote the law. Surgical

00:50:46.329 --> 00:50:49.530
precision, every word's a slice. Hypocrisy exposed

00:50:49.530 --> 00:50:52.710
under studio lights. Instagram filters, they

00:50:52.710 --> 00:50:55.590
master truth. Hoppy's here to school them, welcome

00:50:55.590 --> 00:50:58.570
to the booth. Yeah, Hoppy's got no leash, no

00:50:58.570 --> 00:51:01.070
chain. Speaking what he feels, never playing

00:51:01.070 --> 00:51:16.500
the game. No Kardashian can spin his name. That's

00:51:16.500 --> 00:51:25.840
Kardashian News. That's Kardashian News. That's

00:51:25.840 --> 00:51:32.559
Kardashian News. No, no, no, no, no. Damn. Here's

00:51:32.559 --> 00:51:36.679
Chloe saying, Kylie actually cropped her out

00:51:36.679 --> 00:51:38.480
of the Mother's Day photo. And she did the same

00:51:38.480 --> 00:51:41.719
with Kourtney. But the CIA stormed their office

00:51:41.719 --> 00:51:43.920
and seized them all, even though they're supposed

00:51:43.920 --> 00:51:47.519
to be released. Like, that's crazy. Did Kylie

00:51:47.519 --> 00:51:49.500
actually crop me out of the Mother's Day photo?

00:51:49.860 --> 00:51:53.300
She did. She cropped it. Well, so to be fair.

00:51:54.030 --> 00:51:56.789
there are other photos. So I guess she, cause

00:51:56.789 --> 00:51:59.630
I was like, hello, I'm in the photo too. And

00:51:59.630 --> 00:52:06.130
apparently Courtney was in the photo as well.

00:52:06.190 --> 00:52:09.030
There you go. And then here's Courtney Kardashian

00:52:09.030 --> 00:52:13.449
talking about her crazy encounter with a drunk

00:52:13.449 --> 00:52:15.769
man. It was talking the whole time. Someone came

00:52:15.769 --> 00:52:19.829
up to me who was belligerently drunk, came up

00:52:19.829 --> 00:52:23.659
to me, talked about... they saw the Lamar episode.

00:52:23.760 --> 00:52:25.860
It was this guy came up to me. I'm not going

00:52:25.860 --> 00:52:28.440
to name names and was like, I saw the Lamar episode.

00:52:29.219 --> 00:52:32.900
He was so drunk. He's like me being an alcoholic

00:52:32.900 --> 00:52:38.460
myself. And he's wasted. He's like, I, I'm so

00:52:38.460 --> 00:52:42.059
angry how Lamar treated you and did it. And then

00:52:42.059 --> 00:52:45.980
he just starts crying. And I'm like, okay. And

00:52:45.980 --> 00:52:48.650
then you. It was bizarre. And then he's like,

00:52:48.710 --> 00:52:50.530
OK, well, let me go get another drink and I'll

00:52:50.530 --> 00:52:52.610
come back and talk to you. And I'm like, what?

00:52:53.289 --> 00:52:56.309
Yeah, I know. Women claim they don't want guys

00:52:56.309 --> 00:52:57.809
to approach them. And they're like, why don't

00:52:57.809 --> 00:53:02.670
guys approach me? Chloe Kardashian doesn't mind

00:53:02.670 --> 00:53:06.070
bumping into her ex, French Montana. Oh, yeah.

00:53:06.489 --> 00:53:09.769
Popping that. Over a decade after. He dated her

00:53:09.769 --> 00:53:13.360
when she looked completely different. She and

00:53:13.360 --> 00:53:16.179
rapper French Montana broke up. The Kardashian

00:53:16.179 --> 00:53:19.699
star revealed where she stands with her ex after...

00:53:19.699 --> 00:53:24.059
Oh yeah, she was a side chick. Because he was,

00:53:24.059 --> 00:53:27.099
you know, married when he was banging around.

00:53:27.820 --> 00:53:30.679
She recently ran into him at a party. During

00:53:30.679 --> 00:53:33.599
the May 20th episode of her podcast, Chloe in

00:53:33.599 --> 00:53:37.360
Wonderland. Wonderland. Reminds you of an EDM

00:53:37.360 --> 00:53:39.179
song. No one thinks, no one knows what I'm talking

00:53:39.179 --> 00:53:42.539
about. Wonderland. Bought her first night out

00:53:42.539 --> 00:53:45.159
in a while with her best friend, Malika Haag,

00:53:45.159 --> 00:53:47.480
for a mutual friend. That hot piece of ass. And

00:53:47.480 --> 00:53:50.360
birthday at a private venue where she came face

00:53:50.360 --> 00:53:54.199
to face. Oh yeah. With French. I get to the party.

00:53:54.239 --> 00:53:56.639
The first person I run into is French. I was

00:53:56.639 --> 00:54:00.219
like, no. He was like, let's run a train right

00:54:00.219 --> 00:54:02.599
now. What are you doing? I was like, what are

00:54:02.599 --> 00:54:07.059
you doing here? She's so hot. She's just so,

00:54:07.139 --> 00:54:09.539
I don't know, wishy -washy. It's time for a new

00:54:09.539 --> 00:54:12.760
segment. I just made the EDM song. It's called

00:54:12.760 --> 00:54:22.630
Tiffany Henner. It's corrupt. D -D -D -D -D -D

00:54:22.630 --> 00:54:26.489
-D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D

00:54:26.489 --> 00:54:29.349
-D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D

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-D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D

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-D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D

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-D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D

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-D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D

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-D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D -D

00:54:35.130 --> 00:54:52.949
-D - You can spin it, you can win it But the

00:54:52.949 --> 00:54:55.110
floor don't bend for a fake gold finish Tiffany

00:54:55.110 --> 00:55:01.130
Henya Make it make sense Tiffany Henya What's

00:55:01.130 --> 00:55:05.789
the difference? Tiffany Henya All smoke, no flame

00:55:05.789 --> 00:55:11.170
Tiffany Henya Don't say my name Tiffany Henya

00:55:23.050 --> 00:55:32.949
Here we go again Walking like you on the whole

00:55:32.949 --> 00:55:35.070
damn room with the crack show fast When the lights

00:55:35.070 --> 00:55:36.869
bloom, flip a crown, slip and let it hit the

00:55:36.869 --> 00:55:39.090
ground Too many voices and they're too damn loud

00:55:39.090 --> 00:55:41.190
You, you chase the cloud, I chase the proof You

00:55:41.190 --> 00:55:43.250
sell a dream with a hole in the roof Pop, pop,

00:55:43.269 --> 00:55:45.429
roll rims in the back room scheme Still can't

00:55:45.429 --> 00:55:48.489
hide what the people see Hands up now, look at

00:55:48.489 --> 00:55:51.349
the crowd Want you, now the speech so loud You

00:55:51.349 --> 00:55:53.400
can spin it in You can clean up the floor, don't

00:55:53.400 --> 00:55:56.460
plan for a hateful finish Tiffany in the heart

00:55:56.460 --> 00:56:01.159
Make it make sense Tiffany in the heart Where's

00:56:01.159 --> 00:56:05.679
the difference? Tiffany in the heart No flame

00:56:05.679 --> 00:56:09.360
Tiffany in the heart Don't say my name Don't

00:56:09.360 --> 00:56:42.159
say my name Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany,

00:56:42.539 --> 00:57:02.699
Tiffany, Tiffany. Tell me how you feel. Tiffany,

00:57:02.699 --> 00:57:05.900
Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany,

00:57:05.920 --> 00:57:06.260
Tiffany. Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany,

00:57:06.260 --> 00:57:06.260
Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany. Tiffany, Tiffany,

00:57:06.260 --> 00:57:06.260
Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany.

00:57:06.260 --> 00:57:06.260
Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany,

00:57:06.260 --> 00:57:06.260
Tiffany. Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany,

00:57:06.260 --> 00:57:06.260
Tiffany, Tiffany. Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany,

00:57:06.260 --> 00:57:06.260
Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany. Tiffany, Tiffany,

00:57:06.260 --> 00:57:06.260
Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany. Tiffany,

00:57:06.260 --> 00:57:06.260
Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany.

00:57:06.260 --> 00:57:06.260
Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany,

00:57:06.260 --> 00:57:06.260
Tiffany. Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany,

00:57:06.260 --> 00:57:06.260
Tiffany, Tiffany. Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany,

00:57:06.260 --> 00:57:06.260
Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany. Tiffany, Tiffany,

00:57:06.260 --> 00:57:06.260
Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany.

00:57:06.579 --> 00:57:06.579
Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany,

00:57:06.579 --> 00:57:06.579
Tiffany, Tiffany. Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany,

00:57:06.579 --> 00:57:06.619
Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany. Tiffany,

00:57:06.619 --> 00:57:06.619
Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany,

00:57:06.619 --> 00:57:07.500
Tiffany, Tiffany. Tiffany, Tiffany, Tiffany,

00:57:07.500 --> 00:57:45.380
Tiffany, Tiffany, Oh, yeah! 8, 5, 6, 4, 3, 2,

00:57:45.380 --> 00:57:51.030
1, go! 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You're tweeting

00:57:51.030 --> 00:58:01.929
me at RyanHoppyRadio. Whoa! Hoppy Hot Topic!

00:58:02.110 --> 00:58:04.889
Oh yeah, what do we got with this moron? We're

00:58:04.889 --> 00:58:06.630
getting an update on the primary election results

00:58:06.630 --> 00:58:08.730
in Georgia where Tiffany Henyard is running for

00:58:08.730 --> 00:58:11.610
a spot. on the Fulton County Board of Commissioners

00:58:11.610 --> 00:58:14.690
in Atlanta. The former Dalton mayor won the unopposed

00:58:14.690 --> 00:58:17.489
Republican seat. She'll be facing Democrat opponent

00:58:17.489 --> 00:58:19.969
Helen Willis in the general election. She's already

00:58:19.969 --> 00:58:23.190
faced residency challenges in Atlanta. Yeah,

00:58:23.250 --> 00:58:25.789
she's just walking corruption because she's a

00:58:25.789 --> 00:58:30.269
moron. And not only is that what's happening,

00:58:30.389 --> 00:58:33.210
she's a sociopath. She thinks she's better than

00:58:33.210 --> 00:58:37.309
you and wears a lot of ugly wigs. Former Illinois

00:58:37.309 --> 00:58:39.969
mayor who faced national scrutiny in a federal

00:58:39.969 --> 00:58:42.670
investigation is now seeking a political comeback

00:58:42.670 --> 00:58:45.170
here in Metro Atlanta. Tiffany Henyard is...

00:58:45.170 --> 00:58:48.110
Yeah, she thought she could just go south and

00:58:48.110 --> 00:58:52.610
use everybody. Running for the District 5 seat

00:58:52.610 --> 00:58:54.429
on the Fulton County Board of Commissioners.

00:58:54.550 --> 00:58:57.829
And if she gets voted into whatever's happening

00:58:57.829 --> 00:59:01.150
in Georgia, they deserve everything they're gonna

00:59:01.150 --> 00:59:05.179
get. She's defending her record while making

00:59:05.179 --> 00:59:07.659
her case to voters. Yeah, because, you know,

00:59:07.719 --> 00:59:10.659
people in Georgia are like, ah, the Yankees up

00:59:10.659 --> 00:59:14.559
north didn't appreciate you. You're a moron.

00:59:14.679 --> 00:59:17.619
Jamal Goss has more on Henyard's bid for a political

00:59:17.619 --> 00:59:20.539
comeback. Good morning. Here at this Fulton County

00:59:20.539 --> 00:59:23.000
polling location, voters are preparing to head

00:59:23.000 --> 00:59:28.260
to the polls. Oh, yeah. If you vote her in. I

00:59:28.260 --> 00:59:30.440
have no sympathy. In a race that's drawing attention

00:59:30.440 --> 00:59:34.079
far beyond Georgia, former Dalton, Illinois Mayor

00:59:34.079 --> 00:59:36.340
Tiffany Henyard is now running for office in

00:59:36.340 --> 00:59:39.519
Metro Atlanta, despite the controversy that followed

00:59:39.519 --> 00:59:43.190
her in Illinois. Hinyard, who previously served

00:59:43.190 --> 00:59:45.510
as mayor of Dalton and supervisor of Thornton

00:59:45.510 --> 00:59:47.909
Township, is now running for the District 5 seat

00:59:47.909 --> 00:59:49.829
on the Fulton County Board of Commissioners.

00:59:49.929 --> 00:59:52.210
She says she never moved to Georgia to get back

00:59:52.210 --> 00:59:54.769
into politics. Instead, Hinyard said, Yeah, she

00:59:54.769 --> 00:59:57.170
did. She literally went to the other part of

00:59:57.170 --> 01:00:00.150
the continent because she knew that she was damaged

01:00:00.150 --> 01:00:04.340
goods in the Midwest. Mm -hmm. All right. Everything

01:00:04.340 --> 01:00:07.960
she says is a lie. I heard her stupid boyfriend.

01:00:08.300 --> 01:00:10.900
Has conversations with customers inside her college

01:00:10.900 --> 01:00:13.119
park clothing store about issues like the Fulton

01:00:13.119 --> 01:00:17.199
County Jail. But she's a sociopath. So she knows

01:00:17.199 --> 01:00:20.139
how to work and in conversations. Healthcare

01:00:20.139 --> 01:00:22.559
access on the south side pushed her to enter

01:00:22.559 --> 01:00:24.880
the race. The race is already drawing national

01:00:24.880 --> 01:00:27.159
attention with Hinger trying to reintroduce herself

01:00:27.159 --> 01:00:30.079
to voters here in Georgia after years of controversy

01:00:30.079 --> 01:00:35.619
in Illinois. She's the worst. Again, if you vote

01:00:35.619 --> 01:00:39.480
her in there, I have no sympathy. Y 'all get

01:00:39.480 --> 01:00:42.539
what you vote for. Everybody want name recognition.

01:00:43.860 --> 01:00:47.619
Like you, honey. But the good thing about me,

01:00:47.659 --> 01:00:50.800
I do have name recognition. Yeah, you do. For

01:00:50.800 --> 01:00:54.019
bad things. That is how much of a narcissistic

01:00:54.019 --> 01:00:57.539
moron she is. She thinks it's for good things.

01:00:58.679 --> 01:01:01.219
It comes with the good, the bad, and the indifference.

01:01:02.759 --> 01:01:05.440
As you admitted, there's some bad, but I'm sure

01:01:05.440 --> 01:01:07.940
it's everyone else's fault for not getting your

01:01:07.940 --> 01:01:10.920
greatness. Shut up. But what I love about it

01:01:10.920 --> 01:01:12.880
is people get the opportunity to meet me where

01:01:12.880 --> 01:01:16.260
I am. They get to meet you and realize, oh, you're

01:01:16.260 --> 01:01:19.719
a fraud. I'm here on all night. And if they want

01:01:19.719 --> 01:01:21.480
to come and find out or know anything about me,

01:01:21.500 --> 01:01:23.159
they can come to the store. Well, you're going

01:01:23.159 --> 01:01:24.820
to lie. You're not going to tell the truth that

01:01:24.820 --> 01:01:26.940
you're a corrupt moron that was using money for

01:01:26.940 --> 01:01:31.800
other things. You're a liar. You're the worst.

01:01:32.320 --> 01:01:35.840
Can you tell I cannot stand that woman? Mm -hmm.

01:01:38.079 --> 01:01:43.559
Today on TMZ. Okay, a really big TikTok star

01:01:43.559 --> 01:01:49.000
is charged with conspiracy to kill her baby daddy

01:01:49.000 --> 01:01:52.659
who... Oh, yeah! It's crazy! She's a crazy broad!

01:01:53.230 --> 01:01:55.510
happens to be a very famous boy bander. Gabby

01:01:55.510 --> 01:01:58.050
Gonzalez had a child with Jack Avery. He was

01:01:58.050 --> 01:02:00.849
in a group called Why Don't We. Jack did an interview

01:02:00.849 --> 01:02:03.070
where he talks about the FBI showing up at his

01:02:03.070 --> 01:02:05.409
house and telling him, I'm the Zach's Thanks

01:02:05.409 --> 01:02:09.469
Show. Someone hired someone to kill me. In the

01:02:09.469 --> 01:02:11.170
interview, he goes, I'll say this, Gabrielle's

01:02:11.170 --> 01:02:12.929
a great mother, which I don't know if that comment

01:02:12.929 --> 01:02:17.389
means, but also tried to kill me. Yeah. So Taylor

01:02:17.389 --> 01:02:20.369
and Travis have wedding bells coming up, but

01:02:20.369 --> 01:02:23.250
their prenup is the biggest question. I'm still

01:02:23.250 --> 01:02:25.289
not positive they're going to get a prenup. She

01:02:25.289 --> 01:02:27.429
is very traditional. Prenups should be normal

01:02:27.429 --> 01:02:29.670
in every relationship, not just celebrities.

01:02:29.989 --> 01:02:34.190
She needs a prenup, because as rich as he is,

01:02:34.309 --> 01:02:39.230
she's even richer. What, are you worried she's

01:02:39.230 --> 01:02:44.360
going to take your action figure? Paul McCartney

01:02:44.360 --> 01:02:47.340
has a very strict policy. He doesn't take selfies

01:02:47.340 --> 01:02:50.340
with fans. I told us. You're one of those boomers

01:02:50.340 --> 01:02:52.320
that think you're better than us because you're

01:02:52.320 --> 01:02:58.480
a douchebag. To Oprah. She goes, why? I don't

01:02:58.480 --> 01:03:01.659
want to. I get it because now everybody has a

01:03:01.659 --> 01:03:03.420
camera, which means everybody wants a picture.

01:03:03.719 --> 01:03:06.400
Wouldn't you want to like adapt? I don't like,

01:03:06.420 --> 01:03:10.420
I don't like the Beatles. We were bigger than

01:03:10.420 --> 01:03:16.989
Jesus. Good for you. Colin Jost is declaring

01:03:16.989 --> 01:03:19.789
his love for being his wife, Scarlett Johansson's

01:03:19.789 --> 01:03:22.309
sidekick. The SNL comedian was on the New Heights

01:03:22.309 --> 01:03:24.929
podcast with Travis Kelsey discussing how both

01:03:24.929 --> 01:03:29.750
he... That is some beta male energy. And I'm

01:03:29.750 --> 01:03:32.170
not trying to sound like Andrew Tate, but when

01:03:32.170 --> 01:03:34.250
you're admitting your girl is more powerful than

01:03:34.250 --> 01:03:39.909
you, that ain't it, dog! You're the coach as

01:03:39.909 --> 01:03:43.389
well. Travis are the plus ones whenever Scarlett

01:03:43.389 --> 01:03:45.809
and Taylor walk into a room. Responding to the

01:03:45.809 --> 01:03:48.670
topic, Colin says, What are some of the perks

01:03:48.670 --> 01:03:51.530
of being the plus one, as Travis said so eloquently?

01:03:51.730 --> 01:03:54.690
It's just low expectations. You know, like, yeah,

01:03:54.730 --> 01:03:58.829
you know, I'm the funny guy. You can be like,

01:03:58.889 --> 01:04:04.280
hey, what's up? I'm here too. It's also. Uh,

01:04:04.280 --> 01:04:08.179
financially. Yeah, it works out. I'm sure there

01:04:08.179 --> 01:04:10.780
are. Speaking on the dynamic, Colin says, in

01:04:10.780 --> 01:04:13.500
fact, he gets approached by more fans than Scarlett.

01:04:13.780 --> 01:04:18.639
Oh, yeah! They're intimidated! Quote, less approachable.

01:04:18.820 --> 01:04:21.619
Adding his wife is so famous, it's almost unbelievable

01:04:21.619 --> 01:04:24.059
for some fans to grasp that it's actually her

01:04:24.059 --> 01:04:26.840
when they see her in public. Yeah, she's pretty

01:04:26.840 --> 01:04:30.599
hot. I love when incels online are like, why

01:04:30.599 --> 01:04:37.059
is she with him? He's pretty cool. No! Glenn

01:04:37.059 --> 01:04:40.579
Powell's face is good enough to eat. Oh yeah,

01:04:40.719 --> 01:04:43.519
Glenn Powell totally got the bang out Sidney

01:04:43.519 --> 01:04:47.579
Sweeney six months ago. According to a fan, while

01:04:47.579 --> 01:04:50.079
sitting down with The Hollywood Reporter, Glenn

01:04:50.079 --> 01:04:53.639
was asked if he had had any wild fan encounters,

01:04:53.980 --> 01:04:56.960
to which he shared a story about a fan trying

01:04:56.960 --> 01:04:59.920
to get his attention by eating pictures of his

01:04:59.920 --> 01:05:02.530
face. In an interview with the public... That'll

01:05:02.530 --> 01:05:06.429
get your attention. Location published on May

01:05:06.429 --> 01:05:09.690
20th. The 37 -year -old said, there's a woman

01:05:09.690 --> 01:05:12.090
in London who has been printing out pictures

01:05:12.090 --> 01:05:15.909
of my face for the last 80 days. That is a mental

01:05:15.909 --> 01:05:18.349
illness if I ever heard one. And has eaten my

01:05:18.349 --> 01:05:24.750
face every day. There you go. What a moron. Carol

01:05:24.750 --> 01:05:26.869
Burnett reunites with co -star Vicki Lawrence

01:05:26.869 --> 01:05:30.269
in a rare picture. Carol and Vicki, who co -starred

01:05:30.269 --> 01:05:32.769
together on The Carol Burnett Show from 1967

01:05:32.769 --> 01:05:37.110
to 1978, share a rare selfie together after enjoying

01:05:37.110 --> 01:05:39.570
dinner made by Carol's husband, Brian Miller.

01:05:39.889 --> 01:05:42.869
Carol Burnett's a legend, there's no doubt about

01:05:42.869 --> 01:05:46.510
it. Vicki captions an Instagram post on May 18th,

01:05:46.510 --> 01:05:48.969
special night, dinner with Carol. Thank you,

01:05:48.969 --> 01:05:53.360
Brian, for a beautiful meal. Mm -hmm. I've never

01:05:53.360 --> 01:05:56.539
seen her show, but I have endless respect for

01:05:56.539 --> 01:06:02.800
her. There is no doubt about it. All right. We're

01:06:02.800 --> 01:06:08.079
about to do late night news. Mm -hmm. It's going

01:06:08.079 --> 01:06:09.739
to be a good time. We're going to be hanging

01:06:09.739 --> 01:06:28.599
out. Mm -hmm. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. No,

01:06:28.739 --> 01:06:37.619
no, no, no, no, nobody cares. Late night panel,

01:06:37.760 --> 01:06:41.420
all fake smiles. Same old suit, same old vibe.

01:06:41.619 --> 01:06:45.860
Same old joke, same old grin. Talking loud, saying

01:06:45.860 --> 01:06:48.860
thin. You got that cue card, that canned applause.

01:06:49.239 --> 01:06:52.139
Plastic outrage, paper thin claws. Crowd full

01:06:52.139 --> 01:06:55.639
of laughs on the top. I change the channel and

01:06:55.639 --> 01:06:58.619
I don't regret you. You call it sharp, I call

01:06:58.619 --> 01:07:01.619
it bland. Finger pointing with a rented hand.

01:07:01.800 --> 01:07:04.920
Big laugh, small talk all day long. Home room

01:07:04.920 --> 01:07:07.860
posing like they never wrong. Save it for the

01:07:07.860 --> 01:07:31.030
crowd. Nobody cares, nobody cares Nope, nope,

01:07:31.030 --> 01:07:34.710
nope, nope, nope, nobody cares Keep on pretending,

01:07:34.989 --> 01:07:38.989
still nobody cares They love that smoke in the

01:07:38.989 --> 01:07:42.389
velvet chair Acting real deep with a glossy stare

01:07:42.389 --> 01:07:45.849
But the same old punchlines hit the floor Sounded

01:07:45.849 --> 01:07:49.369
fresh in 2004 You roast a guest, you grin, you

01:07:49.369 --> 01:07:52.849
bring Then cut to a laugh like a machine Whole

01:07:52.849 --> 01:07:55.570
night built on a safe little bite, little finger

01:07:55.760 --> 01:08:35.199
Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Nobody cares. Keep on

01:08:35.199 --> 01:08:40.479
pretending. Still nobody cares. Oh, yeah. Because

01:08:40.479 --> 01:08:44.079
no one cares about late night TV. Happy Hot Topic.

01:08:44.939 --> 01:08:47.420
You deserve something tangible, something that

01:08:47.420 --> 01:08:50.720
you have earned, you deserve. Oh, man, Jon Stewart

01:08:50.720 --> 01:08:56.060
was so funny in 2011. Now he's annoying. A gift

01:08:56.060 --> 01:09:00.279
that befits the sacrifice and work that you have

01:09:00.279 --> 01:09:03.500
put into this show. Oh, the sacrifice and work,

01:09:03.699 --> 01:09:06.479
but I was never funny. And that can show you

01:09:06.479 --> 01:09:10.000
the life you can lead and the life that I am

01:09:10.000 --> 01:09:12.500
leading now that I'm not really in show business.

01:09:12.659 --> 01:09:17.409
So, boys, bring it out. Jon Stewart marking Stephen

01:09:17.409 --> 01:09:20.050
Colbert's final days on The Late Show with a

01:09:20.050 --> 01:09:24.770
gift to help him relax. There's going to be some

01:09:24.770 --> 01:09:27.029
exotic dancers. I bet that'll make some news.

01:09:27.409 --> 01:09:32.689
My man! Oh, are you going to enjoy watching Matlock

01:09:32.689 --> 01:09:36.390
and this mother****? Oh. And let me tell you

01:09:36.390 --> 01:09:37.869
something. So they're leaning back in some rocking

01:09:37.869 --> 01:09:40.529
chairs. Here's the thing. Not right now, Jon.

01:09:40.689 --> 01:09:43.859
There you go. Ha ha ha. I'm going to hit the

01:09:43.859 --> 01:09:48.300
colonoscopy button and just... I sell fun! Every

01:09:48.300 --> 01:09:53.619
day is a turbulent flight. You're a weird guy,

01:09:53.720 --> 01:09:58.920
man. Doing a late night show, yeah. I mean, it's

01:09:58.920 --> 01:10:02.460
a... I mean, it's a lot of fun, but it's a flaming

01:10:02.460 --> 01:10:04.659
toboggan ride to get there. You're a weird guy.

01:10:04.840 --> 01:10:08.199
It's like analogies are not funny. Show done

01:10:08.199 --> 01:10:11.189
every day. That flaming toboggan ride got an

01:10:11.189 --> 01:10:14.710
upgrade to luxury massage chair thanks to Colbert's

01:10:14.710 --> 01:10:18.170
old pal, Stuart. Wow, that's hilarious. They're

01:10:18.170 --> 01:10:23.109
on a massage chair. So funny! Surprise, they

01:10:23.109 --> 01:10:28.670
didn't make out. Mm -hmm. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic!

01:10:30.090 --> 01:10:33.430
There's some weirdos out there, man. Mm -hmm.

01:10:34.310 --> 01:10:36.729
It's the way sun lovers can get a glistening

01:10:36.729 --> 01:10:40.590
glow all year round, tanning beds. But how clean

01:10:40.590 --> 01:10:45.289
are they? I would imagine not that clean. Y 'all

01:10:45.289 --> 01:10:47.529
look at a tanning bed and go, oh, it's clean.

01:10:48.890 --> 01:10:52.670
We sent Ann Mercogliano to investigate. I investigated.

01:10:53.090 --> 01:10:56.029
It's not clean. Whatever. What's going on here?

01:10:56.489 --> 01:10:58.930
Fucking pizza huts first, which when I was a

01:10:58.930 --> 01:11:02.170
kid, I remember it was an event to go to a pizza.

01:11:02.189 --> 01:11:04.989
It was a fine. That's a little bit before my

01:11:04.989 --> 01:11:09.810
time. Dining establishment. You'd sit down and

01:11:09.810 --> 01:11:11.850
tear. That's when you're saying you're an outer

01:11:11.850 --> 01:11:15.489
millennials and you went to a nice pizza. Point.

01:11:15.770 --> 01:11:19.649
They had certain, you know, vibes about the insides

01:11:19.649 --> 01:11:21.829
of these pizza huts. So I want to be inside you.

01:11:22.619 --> 01:11:26.199
A man is transforming 38 locations, mostly in

01:11:26.199 --> 01:11:28.579
Michigan, to look like it did back in... Alright,

01:11:28.640 --> 01:11:32.079
so we're living in the past. That's good! We

01:11:32.079 --> 01:11:34.500
have no hope for the future, so we live in the

01:11:34.500 --> 01:11:41.779
past! Happy Hot Topic! Kathy Lee Gifford is ready

01:11:41.779 --> 01:11:44.000
to say goodbye to her jaw -dropping mansion.

01:11:44.500 --> 01:11:49.600
Oh yeah, you know. It's a hundred million dollars!

01:11:50.109 --> 01:11:52.970
The former Today Show host has listed her Greenwich,

01:11:53.010 --> 01:11:55.430
Connecticut estate for a whopping price of $100

01:11:55.430 --> 01:11:59.390
million. Let me go get my checkbook. 32 years

01:11:59.390 --> 01:12:01.810
after she and late husband Frank Gifford, who...

01:12:01.810 --> 01:12:05.949
Oh, yeah, he cheated on you. ...in 2015 purchased

01:12:05.949 --> 01:12:11.109
the property. There's one expensive house. Oh,

01:12:11.109 --> 01:12:18.720
yeah. No! One Tree Hill's James Lafferty would

01:12:18.720 --> 01:12:21.279
be down to join Dancing with the Stars. Of course

01:12:21.279 --> 01:12:24.380
he would be. Besides being on One Tree Hill,

01:12:24.439 --> 01:12:27.939
what else is he doing? Nothing. We barely know

01:12:27.939 --> 01:12:30.340
who you are. That was one of the most unwatched

01:12:30.340 --> 01:12:33.760
shows ever. There'd be like 140 shows every week

01:12:33.760 --> 01:12:37.260
on network TV and it'd be like ranked 139th.

01:12:38.159 --> 01:12:40.439
Ella Blue is gracing the red carpet with her

01:12:40.439 --> 01:12:43.439
dad, John Travolta. So who is the Grease Star's

01:12:43.439 --> 01:12:45.479
daughter? Ella is the 26 -year -old daughter

01:12:45.479 --> 01:12:48.140
of John Travolta and Kelly Preston. The two were

01:12:48.140 --> 01:12:52.659
married for 29 years before Kelly passed of breast

01:12:52.659 --> 01:12:57.420
cancer. So that's who his daughter is. That is

01:12:57.420 --> 01:13:05.869
some fine reporting about a fine woman. Things

01:13:05.869 --> 01:13:07.609
aren't sitting well for Ladies of London star

01:13:07.609 --> 01:13:10.409
Martha Sitwell, who's proving her feud with co

01:13:10.409 --> 01:13:13.270
-star Margot Stilley remains strong. Martha is

01:13:13.270 --> 01:13:15.710
taking to Instagram to respond to Margot's recent

01:13:15.710 --> 01:13:18.989
interview with Ease Hot Goss from May 14, in

01:13:18.989 --> 01:13:21.550
which she defended her actions during the show's

01:13:21.550 --> 01:13:24.189
dramatic finale episode, which aired in April

01:13:24.189 --> 01:13:26.829
2026. Of course it's going to be dramatic! You're

01:13:26.829 --> 01:13:29.170
on reality TV and bravo! What's it going to be,

01:13:29.189 --> 01:13:31.739
boring? Martha commenting under the Instagram

01:13:31.739 --> 01:13:34.619
clip, wow, we remember things very differently.

01:13:34.939 --> 01:13:36.979
The quips didn't end there, however, with Martha

01:13:36.979 --> 01:13:38.979
defending her decision to end their friendship

01:13:38.979 --> 01:13:41.960
after Margot called co -star Mark Francis Vandelli

01:13:41.960 --> 01:13:44.680
a freak. Martha adding in another comment, I

01:13:44.680 --> 01:13:46.960
did call Mark out on being mean about her clothes.

01:13:47.180 --> 01:13:51.180
Whatever, man. All these reality stars are always

01:13:51.180 --> 01:13:54.000
feuding. When we're all going into the ground,

01:13:54.079 --> 01:13:56.260
we're going to be eaten by worms. Who cares?

01:13:58.080 --> 01:14:00.539
Mustafa and Louis Russell have officially caught

01:14:00.539 --> 01:14:02.899
it quits. The former couple tells TMZ in a joint

01:14:02.899 --> 01:14:04.739
statement, We want to share that after taking

01:14:04.739 --> 01:14:07.060
time to reflect on what's best for us both, we

01:14:07.060 --> 01:14:09.340
have mutually decided to part ways. You're telling

01:14:09.340 --> 01:14:14.060
me a couple from Love Island didn't work out?

01:14:14.180 --> 01:14:18.300
No way! Soda is dedicating her time and energy

01:14:18.300 --> 01:14:20.479
to being the best mother, her music career, and

01:14:20.479 --> 01:14:22.359
the exciting opportunities. Yeah, you definitely

01:14:22.359 --> 01:14:24.319
got to work on your music career. No one's thinking

01:14:24.319 --> 01:14:27.079
about it. This headline's weird. Grandmother

01:14:27.079 --> 01:14:29.159
who is streaming to help her grandson pay for

01:14:29.159 --> 01:14:31.739
chemo was swatted. Video from the stream shows

01:14:31.739 --> 01:14:34.380
officers entering the house. Grandma crackers

01:14:34.380 --> 01:14:37.199
said this is what happened inside. Let me tell

01:14:37.199 --> 01:14:41.159
you about my swatting experience. I was asleep.

01:14:41.960 --> 01:14:46.439
I was so asleep. I did not want to get up. And

01:14:46.439 --> 01:14:51.619
these policemen came in the door. The pigs. Or

01:14:51.619 --> 01:14:55.979
the prettiest. Police woman I've ever seen. A

01:14:55.979 --> 01:15:00.539
hot piece of ass. Beautiful eyes. So sweet. But

01:15:00.539 --> 01:15:02.600
I think she could kick butt if she needed to.

01:15:02.960 --> 01:15:04.859
All right, there you go. She kicked butt if she

01:15:04.859 --> 01:15:08.880
wanted to. Yes. You forgot to put in your dentures.

01:15:09.800 --> 01:15:14.800
Oh, yeah. USF's getting a new $100 million stadium.

01:15:15.060 --> 01:15:22.590
That's going to go well. Jenna Bush Hager knows

01:15:22.590 --> 01:15:24.909
that kids are not afraid to tell you how they

01:15:24.909 --> 01:15:27.850
feel. Yeah, you know, growing up, everyone kissed

01:15:27.850 --> 01:15:31.510
her ass. Everybody wanted to bang her out. And

01:15:31.510 --> 01:15:35.369
now she's getting humbled. During an appearance

01:15:35.369 --> 01:15:38.569
on Las Culturistas, the daytime host, who shares

01:15:38.569 --> 01:15:41.069
kids Mila, Poppy, and Hal with husband Henry

01:15:41.069 --> 01:15:46.449
Hager. Oh, she's so hot. And as much of a moron

01:15:46.449 --> 01:15:50.989
as George Bush is, you know, she'd be. Or, you

01:15:50.989 --> 01:15:52.729
know, he'd be a good grandpa. She hears that

01:15:52.729 --> 01:15:54.909
her eldest daughter does not hold back on beauty

01:15:54.909 --> 01:15:58.130
tips for her mom. As Jenna tells co -host Bowen

01:15:58.130 --> 01:16:00.529
Yang and Matt Homer. And my daughter the other

01:16:00.529 --> 01:16:03.550
day was like, Mom, you know, you could probably

01:16:03.550 --> 01:16:07.369
use a little Botox. I'm like, Mila, I get Botox.

01:16:07.369 --> 01:16:10.350
This is Mila. Of course you do. Because you're

01:16:10.350 --> 01:16:20.279
a vapid nipple, baby. That was annoying. Ellie

01:16:20.279 --> 01:16:23.619
World just revealed he's lost almost 300 pounds.

01:16:23.880 --> 01:16:26.640
I feel incredible. The country star who once

01:16:26.640 --> 01:16:29.020
tipped the scales at over 500 pounds opening

01:16:29.020 --> 01:16:32.100
up on the Two Bears, One Cave podcast. I ain't

01:16:32.100 --> 01:16:35.060
listening to a fucking birdcrusher. He's a douchebag!

01:16:38.560 --> 01:16:41.420
I don't think there's anybody more fake in Hollywood

01:16:41.420 --> 01:16:47.020
than that moron. Influencer Gabriela Gonzalez

01:16:47.020 --> 01:16:50.399
is facing serious legal trouble. Cash is hot.

01:16:50.560 --> 01:16:53.500
The online personality, who goes by Gabby and

01:16:53.500 --> 01:16:56.659
boasts more than 400 ,000 followers on both TikTok

01:16:56.659 --> 01:17:00.039
and Instagram, was arrested on May 18th by the

01:17:00.039 --> 01:17:03.140
Los Angeles District Attorney's Bureau of Investigations

01:17:03.140 --> 01:17:06.039
and is being held without bail, per online records

01:17:06.039 --> 01:17:09.819
viewed by E! News. Good job viewing it. Anybody

01:17:09.819 --> 01:17:12.859
can view them. for allegedly trying to hire a

01:17:12.859 --> 01:17:16.539
hitman to kill her ex, musician Jack Avery. Alright,

01:17:16.600 --> 01:17:20.819
we talked about that earlier. She has those vibes.

01:17:21.619 --> 01:17:25.020
She would bring the records in bed. Oh, she would.

01:17:25.739 --> 01:17:29.319
She would absolutely kill it. But you know, she

01:17:29.319 --> 01:17:37.819
never shuts up. She just keeps going on and on.

01:17:37.899 --> 01:17:40.569
You're like... Are you done talking? You keep

01:17:40.569 --> 01:17:50.130
going. I spoke exclusively with former Who's

01:17:50.130 --> 01:17:53.130
the Boss star Danny Pintaro, who says he makes

01:17:53.130 --> 01:17:56.010
more money delivering for Amazon than streaming

01:17:56.010 --> 01:18:00.489
on Amazon. That is sad. After going viral with

01:18:00.489 --> 01:18:03.390
this selfie. He works as an Amazon truck driver.

01:18:03.729 --> 01:18:06.750
Well, what's the big deal? Were you shocked?

01:18:07.390 --> 01:18:11.649
how viral your post went of you delivering. God,

01:18:11.649 --> 01:18:14.050
he's 50 now. That makes me feel old. Packages.

01:18:14.350 --> 01:18:17.210
Oh, I'm absolutely surprised. The reason people

01:18:17.210 --> 01:18:19.529
are so fascinated is because they don't understand

01:18:19.529 --> 01:18:22.210
that we're just as poor as the rest of you. All

01:18:22.210 --> 01:18:25.590
right, that gives me no hope for the road. 8

01:18:25.590 --> 01:18:33.949
-5 -6. 49, Hoppy. It's 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -4 -6 -7

01:18:33.949 --> 01:18:38.289
-7 -3. You can tweet at me. At RyanHobbyRadio.

01:18:38.989 --> 01:18:42.909
You can always email me. RyanHobbyRadio at gmail

01:18:42.909 --> 01:18:46.930
.com. Timothy Chalamet is showing off a new look.

01:18:48.109 --> 01:18:50.750
On Tuesday, May 19th, the actor attended Game

01:18:50.750 --> 01:18:52.949
1 of the Eastern Conference Finals and Madison

01:18:52.949 --> 01:18:56.170
Square Garden. Oh, yeah! He got to see the choke

01:18:56.170 --> 01:18:59.220
job by James Harden. Square Garden, where he

01:18:59.220 --> 01:19:00.859
watched the New York Knicks defeat the Cleveland

01:19:00.859 --> 01:19:08.899
Cavaliers 115 -104. While cheering courtside,

01:19:09.000 --> 01:19:11.180
fans noticed that the Dune star shaved off his

01:19:11.180 --> 01:19:13.420
mustache as he embraced a clean -shaven face

01:19:13.420 --> 01:19:16.100
and additionally rocked a shorter haircut. Keeping

01:19:16.100 --> 01:19:18.100
to his casual look, the Academy Award nominee

01:19:18.100 --> 01:19:20.659
also sported camouflage pants and a Knicks graphic

01:19:20.659 --> 01:19:22.619
t -shirt with a long -sleeve top underneath.

01:19:23.060 --> 01:19:25.079
He accessorized his outfit with a necklace and

01:19:25.079 --> 01:19:28.829
Timberland boots. The Marty Supreme actor was

01:19:28.829 --> 01:19:30.909
positioned. All right, so he's wearing an outfit

01:19:30.909 --> 01:19:34.430
to an event. Amy Moria draws the viewers naked.

01:19:34.770 --> 01:19:40.029
No! Copy Hot Topic. Can you guess? All right,

01:19:40.050 --> 01:19:41.350
I can't play that because I got the music in

01:19:41.350 --> 01:19:43.609
the background, but it's David Caruso looking

01:19:43.609 --> 01:19:48.550
terrible at 70. Mm -hmm. We really got to be

01:19:48.550 --> 01:19:54.390
careful with copy right here. No! Elizabeth Smart

01:19:54.390 --> 01:19:56.989
shares how bodybuilding changed her relationship

01:19:56.989 --> 01:20:00.210
with her body. In a May 20th interview with Us

01:20:00.210 --> 01:20:03.210
Weekly, Elizabeth explains why she ultimately

01:20:03.210 --> 01:20:05.890
decided to share photos of herself competing

01:20:05.890 --> 01:20:09.210
in a bodybuilding competition last month, despite

01:20:09.210 --> 01:20:12.130
her initial fears about how people might react.

01:20:12.470 --> 01:20:15.750
Sharing, I can be sexy and I can be an advocate.

01:20:16.229 --> 01:20:18.430
Oh yeah, you ought to not care what people think

01:20:18.430 --> 01:20:21.430
though. That's your problem. I am more than just

01:20:21.430 --> 01:20:26.359
one thing. there you go there she is overthinking

01:20:26.359 --> 01:20:29.739
it again rochelle stouts has some choice words

01:20:29.739 --> 01:20:32.140
for catherine mcphee calling the singer insecure

01:20:32.140 --> 01:20:35.460
and saying she lacks real inner confidence the

01:20:35.460 --> 01:20:37.859
selling sunset alum commenting on a tiktok user's

01:20:37.859 --> 01:20:40.680
video from may 14 detailing catherine's love

01:20:40.680 --> 01:20:43.279
life from her first marriage to nick kokas who

01:20:43.279 --> 01:20:46.199
was 19 years her senior to her current relationship

01:20:46.199 --> 01:20:48.039
with all right so she's dating a lot of guys

01:20:48.039 --> 01:20:51.670
i saw this headline here And I thought this was

01:20:51.670 --> 01:20:55.149
interesting. Why did I think this was interesting?

01:20:55.970 --> 01:21:04.609
Mm -hmm. It's the fact that, okay, there is a

01:21:04.609 --> 01:21:09.050
time and place for Ozempic, but Jack Osborne

01:21:09.050 --> 01:21:14.270
is real defensive about how he looks. Osborne

01:21:14.270 --> 01:21:17.149
family, I know they're grieving losing their

01:21:17.149 --> 01:21:21.430
dad. I totally get it. But you guys are way too

01:21:21.430 --> 01:21:24.550
skinny. And when you address it publicly, you

01:21:24.550 --> 01:21:34.590
know the criticism's true. If I see one more

01:21:34.590 --> 01:21:37.810
article written about me saying how I'm sick...

01:21:37.810 --> 01:21:41.250
You look terrible, bro! I hate saying it, but

01:21:41.250 --> 01:21:43.930
you look horrible, man! And when you're doing

01:21:43.930 --> 01:21:46.350
these unlikable videos, you're giving him more

01:21:46.350 --> 01:21:50.909
attention. Grossly underweight. What's going

01:21:50.909 --> 01:21:53.869
on? Health crisis, Jack. Why did you want to

01:21:53.869 --> 01:21:56.590
speak out now? Because you're self -conscious.

01:21:57.050 --> 01:22:00.050
But you know you look terrible. You were adorable

01:22:00.050 --> 01:22:04.029
as a fat kid. Now it looks weird, bro. Against

01:22:04.029 --> 01:22:06.189
these body shamers. I've always kept my mouth

01:22:06.189 --> 01:22:08.229
shut. You know what I mean? Ever since the Osbournes

01:22:08.229 --> 01:22:10.529
came out, it was tons of criticism about my way.

01:22:10.609 --> 01:22:13.390
I can remember. You got to stop caring. People

01:22:13.390 --> 01:22:16.229
will always criticize you. And then when you

01:22:16.229 --> 01:22:19.329
make videos. criticizing people, you're giving

01:22:19.329 --> 01:22:23.430
it attention. I was 16 years old one day and

01:22:23.430 --> 01:22:26.109
I picked up a tabloid magazine and it was a picture

01:22:26.109 --> 01:22:28.649
of me at the beach with my friends and the caption

01:22:28.649 --> 01:22:33.989
was, Jack Osborne needs to buy a bra. Oh boy,

01:22:34.149 --> 01:22:36.850
what does the 2000s mean? It just sucks. And

01:22:36.850 --> 01:22:39.029
the thing is, I have five daughters and it's

01:22:39.029 --> 01:22:42.750
2026 and we're still... As a society obsessed

01:22:42.750 --> 01:22:46.350
about writing about people's bodies. Okay, well,

01:22:46.409 --> 01:22:49.010
if you are mad that people are obsessed about

01:22:49.010 --> 01:22:51.010
writing about people's bodies, then why did you

01:22:51.010 --> 01:22:53.909
change your body? It's obvious you were self

01:22:53.909 --> 01:22:56.390
-conscious about being quote unquote fat, even

01:22:56.390 --> 01:22:58.529
though you weren't. And you look at your poor

01:22:58.529 --> 01:23:02.149
sister, Kelly. You all look terrible. I know

01:23:02.149 --> 01:23:04.069
that's horrible to say, but you look horrible.

01:23:04.750 --> 01:23:06.630
You said that you have consistently been losing

01:23:06.630 --> 01:23:09.850
weight for the last three years. What is it that

01:23:09.850 --> 01:23:12.310
you have been doing? I discovered jujitsu about

01:23:12.310 --> 01:23:14.970
six years ago, so I trained jujitsu. It just

01:23:14.970 --> 01:23:18.489
doesn't look natural. You know he took the jab.

01:23:18.829 --> 01:23:21.430
I do a ton of weight training. In December, I

01:23:21.430 --> 01:23:23.430
did I'm a Celeb Get Me Out of Here. Oh, yeah,

01:23:23.550 --> 01:23:29.770
we all watched it. The jungle for 30 days eating

01:23:29.770 --> 01:23:33.630
less than 500 calories a day. Well, dude, eat

01:23:33.630 --> 01:23:36.010
a cheeseburger. You look terrible. That's where

01:23:36.010 --> 01:23:37.930
I lost all my weight. And the only reason why

01:23:37.930 --> 01:23:40.270
anyone said anything is I shaved my beard. I

01:23:40.270 --> 01:23:42.510
had a beard until two weeks. Bro, the problem

01:23:42.510 --> 01:23:45.850
is you look 50. You did all the decisions to

01:23:45.850 --> 01:23:49.149
look old. Shaved your beard. Pie took the jab.

01:23:49.840 --> 01:23:52.659
I think people just realize I have a chin. I've

01:23:52.659 --> 01:23:54.579
been getting a cross between Ned Flanders and

01:23:54.579 --> 01:23:57.520
William H. Macy. All right, dude. I don't ever

01:23:57.520 --> 01:23:59.939
want to hear you complain about the haters because

01:23:59.939 --> 01:24:03.060
when you address the weight loss, you're giving

01:24:03.060 --> 01:24:11.180
them power. Brian Hoppy on the mic, breaking

01:24:11.180 --> 01:24:14.600
down the scenes. NBA drama, living out the dreams.

01:24:14.899 --> 01:24:17.920
X -Wives wildin', stories about the queens. Droppin'

01:24:17.920 --> 01:24:20.199
knowledge bombs all in on the scheme. Oh yeah,

01:24:20.300 --> 01:24:22.739
so the New York Knicks fans were chanting, we

01:24:22.739 --> 01:24:26.640
want Wemby. If Wemby went to the frickin' Knicks,

01:24:26.640 --> 01:24:29.779
that would suck! Copy Hour got that shock and

01:24:29.779 --> 01:24:33.520
awe. MJ to Kobe, legends in the game. Shaq's

01:24:33.520 --> 01:24:36.659
big presence, true hall of fame. Hoppy's skills

01:24:36.659 --> 01:24:39.899
at T ain't playin' tame Behind the curtain, nothin'

01:24:40.079 --> 01:24:42.840
left the same Hoppy's loose, man, he knows it

01:24:42.840 --> 01:24:45.739
all From scandals to the court, rise and fall

01:24:45.739 --> 01:24:49.920
Tune in, now you'll have a ball Hoppy Hour got

01:24:49.920 --> 01:24:53.819
that shock and awe Crazy exes, wild and scandalous

01:24:53.819 --> 01:24:56.359
League full of stories, ain't nothin' fabulous

01:24:56.359 --> 01:24:59.680
Ryan breaks it down, gets unanimous Tune in to

01:24:59.680 --> 01:25:03.100
Hoppy Hour, never knows Y 'all know the score,

01:25:03.180 --> 01:25:06.010
but he dives deeper Locker room secrets, stats

01:25:06.010 --> 01:25:09.510
like a keeper. Voices every week, analysis sweeper.

01:25:09.789 --> 01:25:13.050
NBA's real talk cuts through the sleeper. Javi's

01:25:13.050 --> 01:25:15.750
hoops, man, he knows it all. From scandals to

01:25:15.750 --> 01:25:18.850
the court, rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll

01:25:18.850 --> 01:25:22.130
have a ball. Javi Alba got that shock and awe.

01:25:22.869 --> 01:25:26.069
Javi's hoops, man, he knows it all. From scandals

01:25:26.069 --> 01:25:29.310
to the court, rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll

01:25:29.310 --> 01:25:32.569
have a ball. Javi Alba got that shock and awe.

01:25:54.289 --> 01:25:57.329
Here's a woman on her opinion of Klay Thompson.

01:25:57.770 --> 01:26:00.510
Here's what I need everyone to tap into and understand.

01:26:00.810 --> 01:26:03.750
Everything that just happened with Megan Thee

01:26:03.750 --> 01:26:06.750
Stallion and Klay Thompson, that's the dating

01:26:06.750 --> 01:26:10.109
pool. these days. Klay Thompson is a great example

01:26:10.109 --> 01:26:14.609
of the options that we have these days. Okay.

01:26:14.670 --> 01:26:18.510
It doesn't matter how beautiful, smart, intelligent,

01:26:19.069 --> 01:26:24.090
funny, successful, respectable, how just all

01:26:24.090 --> 01:26:27.789
around incredible of a woman you are. These men

01:26:27.789 --> 01:26:32.310
are evil. All right, bitch. It's so sexist against

01:26:32.310 --> 01:26:35.750
men. The sexism around for men is ridiculous.

01:26:36.920 --> 01:26:40.239
Can you imagine if I said, all women are cloud

01:26:40.239 --> 01:26:44.079
chasing morons? Doesn't sound so good. Wendy's

01:26:44.079 --> 01:26:46.060
tweeted out, might change my name to Wemby's

01:26:46.060 --> 01:26:48.579
and only serve French fries after last night's

01:26:48.579 --> 01:26:52.720
game. Amari says that the Knicks will win in

01:26:52.720 --> 01:27:00.159
six. Here is Masai, Masai, Audrey, and he's from

01:27:00.159 --> 01:27:02.520
the Mavericks and it's on Kyrie's future with

01:27:02.520 --> 01:27:06.170
the Mavericks. Obviously Cooper sort of, Tops

01:27:06.170 --> 01:27:07.770
the list of what you're building around. But

01:27:07.770 --> 01:27:10.909
it seemed from our point of view that Jason and

01:27:10.909 --> 01:27:14.050
Kyrie were a good fit. And I just wonder, from

01:27:14.050 --> 01:27:17.569
your point of view, how important is Kyrie in

01:27:17.569 --> 01:27:20.329
this process in terms of, you know, a coach that

01:27:20.329 --> 01:27:24.170
might help him, you know, be a good fit for him,

01:27:24.250 --> 01:27:29.649
those kinds of things? You know, Kevin Durant

01:27:29.649 --> 01:27:34.029
once told me that there's only one Kyrie. Walking

01:27:34.029 --> 01:27:38.149
around in the world. Yeah, I think we have to

01:27:38.149 --> 01:27:41.390
figure out a way, you know, like to, you know,

01:27:41.390 --> 01:27:46.670
how Kyrie fits with our program. There you go.

01:27:46.789 --> 01:27:50.170
He talks like that. Here is the coach of the

01:27:50.170 --> 01:27:53.029
Cavaliers being a moron. Yeah, I like to hold

01:27:53.029 --> 01:27:55.789
my timeouts. I mean, you know, I didn't want

01:27:55.789 --> 01:27:57.770
to get one timeout at the end of the game. Why

01:27:57.770 --> 01:28:02.289
not, bitch? One or two point game. He's stupid.

01:28:03.279 --> 01:28:05.399
Here's James Harden saying the Cavs need to play

01:28:05.399 --> 01:28:08.159
better defense against Jalen Brunson when he's

01:28:08.159 --> 01:28:11.720
talking about himself. But he's too much of a

01:28:11.720 --> 01:28:14.000
narcissist. Brunson had some success against

01:28:14.000 --> 01:28:16.439
you personally late in the game. How do you assess

01:28:16.439 --> 01:28:18.380
that? Some success? He crushed him. What's your

01:28:18.380 --> 01:28:20.579
defense against him? I mean, he made some tough

01:28:20.579 --> 01:28:22.640
ones. He made some tough ones. But, you know,

01:28:22.659 --> 01:28:24.539
obviously, we all know he's a great one -on -one

01:28:24.539 --> 01:28:26.920
player. And, you know, I think anybody on the

01:28:26.920 --> 01:28:28.920
island. This is why you're never going to be

01:28:28.920 --> 01:28:31.739
a winner. You don't take accountability. It's

01:28:31.739 --> 01:28:33.340
going to be difficult, so we've got to do a better

01:28:33.340 --> 01:28:37.319
job of making sure he sees bodies. You know,

01:28:37.319 --> 01:28:39.960
on the other hand, they do a good job of supporting

01:28:39.960 --> 01:28:46.210
him and helping him. There you go. Here is Boogie

01:28:46.210 --> 01:28:48.489
Cousins going off on James Harden. He goes on

01:28:48.489 --> 01:28:50.850
to say James Harden's been one of his best defenders

01:28:50.850 --> 01:28:53.289
in the playoffs. I think that's what bothered

01:28:53.289 --> 01:28:55.550
me the most. I'm not riding with that. It's not

01:28:55.550 --> 01:28:58.710
even about the breakdown. Those type of things

01:28:58.710 --> 01:29:01.590
happen within games. But it's more so the urgency,

01:29:01.689 --> 01:29:03.590
especially from the guy you brought in to be

01:29:03.590 --> 01:29:05.970
that veteran leader on the team. They brought

01:29:05.970 --> 01:29:07.869
him in for these type of moments. You know what

01:29:07.869 --> 01:29:11.109
I mean? So just the urgency throughout that run.

01:29:11.329 --> 01:29:13.460
Wait, which type of moments? They brought who

01:29:13.460 --> 01:29:15.659
in for which? James Harden. For playoff moments?

01:29:15.720 --> 01:29:18.060
See, I disagree. I feel like that was the curse.

01:29:18.699 --> 01:29:20.319
Well, let's not forget. Well, they made the conference

01:29:20.319 --> 01:29:22.220
finals. No, I get it, but I feel like a lot of

01:29:22.220 --> 01:29:23.119
people are like, uh -oh. He was just fantastic

01:29:23.119 --> 01:29:25.600
in game six last series. You have to understand,

01:29:25.699 --> 01:29:28.149
like, there is a. We can't. When last night happened,

01:29:28.350 --> 01:29:30.689
a lot of sort of naysayers, and by the way, I

01:29:30.689 --> 01:29:32.850
like James Harden. I root for James Harden to

01:29:32.850 --> 01:29:34.909
sort of squash this curse. But like last night

01:29:34.909 --> 01:29:38.050
happened and you're like, it's the Homer Simpson

01:29:38.050 --> 01:29:39.489
going back into the bushes. You're like, oh,

01:29:39.489 --> 01:29:42.449
come on. We're talking about 21 switches. That

01:29:42.449 --> 01:29:46.590
means 21 possessions. They walked down the court

01:29:46.590 --> 01:29:49.310
and said you. So even if you're not going to

01:29:49.310 --> 01:29:51.680
take them off the court. Give him another matchup.

01:29:51.880 --> 01:29:54.380
Whoever's running in the corner, hey, go guard

01:29:54.380 --> 01:29:56.720
the guy. Go guard Shamit, right? And if they're

01:29:56.720 --> 01:29:59.899
going to come into a screen, no, but you're going

01:29:59.899 --> 01:30:02.039
to send a screen. Send the guy up. Send somebody

01:30:02.039 --> 01:30:04.079
up. Send somebody up where you can keep your

01:30:04.079 --> 01:30:06.800
position in the corner, even if you're going

01:30:06.800 --> 01:30:08.539
to keep him on the floor. But you don't have

01:30:08.539 --> 01:30:10.880
him stay in that action. They did, and they gave

01:30:10.880 --> 01:30:14.600
up the corner three. They did switch him. He

01:30:14.600 --> 01:30:16.520
gave up the corner three. But with Stafford,

01:30:16.560 --> 01:30:18.600
with Luka, even if his man goes into the action,

01:30:18.739 --> 01:30:21.600
they'll take a guy from the other side. All right,

01:30:21.600 --> 01:30:27.319
there you go. A -5 -6. 49 happy. Here is... Well,

01:30:27.399 --> 01:30:29.699
I don't even want to play him. K. Michelle went

01:30:29.699 --> 01:30:31.579
off on LeBron. It's going to be boring to listen

01:30:31.579 --> 01:30:36.060
to. Here's Jalen Williams saying that there needs

01:30:36.060 --> 01:30:39.439
to be an uncomfortable discussion after SGA won

01:30:39.439 --> 01:30:43.220
his second MVP. We got some uncomfortable conversations.

01:30:43.760 --> 01:30:46.859
What exactly are those conversations? I'll let

01:30:46.859 --> 01:30:50.800
you guys know after the air is over. We got some

01:30:50.800 --> 01:30:53.239
uncomfortable conversation. So there you go.

01:30:53.279 --> 01:30:59.819
There's that. And then here is Rachel Demita,

01:30:59.939 --> 01:31:02.659
an NBA insider, talking about Caitlin Clark.

01:31:02.939 --> 01:31:04.340
I don't know if Caitlin staying with the Indiana

01:31:04.340 --> 01:31:06.899
Fever makes sense. It's also something where

01:31:06.899 --> 01:31:10.779
I think if this were an NBA franchise, this was

01:31:10.779 --> 01:31:13.800
an NBA organization, people would be fired by

01:31:13.800 --> 01:31:16.760
it. That's true. That's a very good point. Oh,

01:31:16.760 --> 01:31:29.310
yeah. It's time for NFL news. Aaron Rodgers will

01:31:29.310 --> 01:31:33.050
be retiring after this season he played way too

01:31:33.050 --> 01:31:37.029
long and Julio Jones says it's ridiculous that

01:31:37.029 --> 01:31:42.029
people were mad that Jalen Hurts was not at A

01:31:42.029 --> 01:31:47.229
.J. Brown's wedding man Why are men in sports

01:31:47.229 --> 01:31:49.930
talking about weddings? That's a woman thing.

01:31:50.369 --> 01:31:53.989
You know, who cares? Who cares whose wedding

01:31:53.989 --> 01:31:57.350
they went to? As long as they win a championship,

01:31:57.850 --> 01:32:03.229
that's all that matters. It's ridiculous. We've

01:32:03.229 --> 01:32:07.630
absolutely lost our mind. We've absolutely gone

01:32:07.630 --> 01:32:13.050
crazy. I don't know what's going on, but it's

01:32:13.050 --> 01:32:16.760
absolutely out of hand. First, call the show.

01:32:17.739 --> 01:32:35.819
856 -49 -OP. Mm -hmm. Travis Kelsey is weighing

01:32:35.819 --> 01:32:38.659
in on if Patrick Mahomes is returning this NFL

01:32:38.659 --> 01:32:41.640
season. During the May 20th episode of his New

01:32:41.640 --> 01:32:44.859
Heights podcast with brother Jason Kelsey, the

01:32:44.859 --> 01:32:47.180
Kansas City Chiefs tight end addresses whether

01:32:47.180 --> 01:32:49.220
the team's quarterback will be ready to open

01:32:49.220 --> 01:32:52.279
this NFL season after suffering an injury last

01:32:52.279 --> 01:32:55.319
December. There you go. Do we get to have Patrick

01:32:55.319 --> 01:32:56.899
Mahomes on the field Monday night? Is he back

01:32:56.899 --> 01:32:59.359
week one? Because they said it at the Disney

01:32:59.359 --> 01:33:00.859
upfronts and I was like, I don't know if he's

01:33:00.859 --> 01:33:02.939
back yet, but I think I like that we're advertising

01:33:02.939 --> 01:33:05.300
it this way. Is he going to be back? That man's

01:33:05.300 --> 01:33:07.340
working his ass off. I know that's probably what

01:33:07.340 --> 01:33:12.199
happened. Let's be honest. Probably will. I do.

01:33:14.760 --> 01:33:17.260
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell says the league

01:33:17.260 --> 01:33:19.220
is cooperating with Florida's attorney general

01:33:19.220 --> 01:33:21.619
after being hit with a subpoena. We told you

01:33:21.619 --> 01:33:24.000
back in March when A .G. James Uthmeyer began

01:33:24.000 --> 01:33:26.920
investigating whether the NFL's hiring practices

01:33:26.920 --> 01:33:31.180
violates civil rights laws, including the Rooney

01:33:31.180 --> 01:33:33.880
rule. That rule. Requires teams to interview

01:33:33.880 --> 01:33:36.239
minority candidates for coaching and front office

01:33:36.239 --> 01:33:39.680
spots. Let's be honest, the NFL is real life

01:33:39.680 --> 01:33:42.359
mafia with entertainment. The rule discriminates

01:33:42.359 --> 01:33:48.220
based on race. There you go. Based on race. Here's

01:33:48.220 --> 01:33:50.020
Joe Burrow saying the team will win the Super

01:33:50.020 --> 01:33:51.920
Bowl this year. Talk about the idea of trying

01:33:51.920 --> 01:33:54.319
to elevate the Bengals onto a bigger platform

01:33:54.319 --> 01:33:57.180
during the course of your career. Do you think

01:33:57.180 --> 01:34:00.100
that... the Bengals are in a better spot now

01:34:00.100 --> 01:34:02.739
than they were years ago. And how much more work

01:34:02.739 --> 01:34:05.920
is there to go in that? Definitely. I think the

01:34:05.920 --> 01:34:09.619
number one thing is you have to win. And, you

01:34:09.619 --> 01:34:10.840
know, we're going to go win a lot of games this

01:34:10.840 --> 01:34:14.960
year and play great and win a Super Bowl. Damn.

01:34:15.920 --> 01:34:18.239
So I saw this headline here. And first of all,

01:34:18.239 --> 01:34:20.859
it's that grifter, Patrick, bet, David, that

01:34:20.859 --> 01:34:24.800
multi -level marketing dude who literally pretty

01:34:24.800 --> 01:34:27.619
much pays to have guests on. He's not that talented.

01:34:28.279 --> 01:34:33.640
He's not that interesting. And he's, and he had

01:34:33.640 --> 01:34:36.520
Rick Ross on and Rick Ross says that Drake's

01:34:36.520 --> 01:34:40.779
album flood the marketplace. He said that Drake's

01:34:40.779 --> 01:34:44.670
album is not that interesting. Here's the interesting

01:34:44.670 --> 01:34:49.510
part about it, though, is the fact that without

01:34:49.510 --> 01:34:55.649
Drake, Rick Ross would have nothing to talk about.

01:34:57.869 --> 01:35:01.310
He's obsessed with Drake. I love all these people

01:35:01.310 --> 01:35:04.289
out there that claim that they don't need him,

01:35:04.430 --> 01:35:06.949
that claim that they're better than him, and

01:35:06.949 --> 01:35:12.569
yet that's all they talk about. So here he is.

01:35:13.210 --> 01:35:17.369
Mm -hmm. Going off, complaining about Drake.

01:35:17.909 --> 01:35:28.029
Mm -hmm. 856 -49 -HAPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773.

01:35:28.489 --> 01:35:31.710
Trying to get this video to look stupid. Twitter's

01:35:31.710 --> 01:35:34.689
not letting me download or download. It's not

01:35:34.689 --> 01:35:36.590
letting me listen to the video. So we're going

01:35:36.590 --> 01:35:37.890
to figure this out. We're going to do this in

01:35:37.890 --> 01:35:43.460
real time. I got this. I got this. 856. 49 happy.

01:35:43.960 --> 01:35:45.699
You've been with me for an hour and 30 minutes.

01:35:45.779 --> 01:35:50.819
You can be patient. That's 856 -494 -6773. All

01:35:50.819 --> 01:35:57.579
right. Here we go. Why is there no sound? Give

01:35:57.579 --> 01:36:07.439
me a second. Rick, Ross, Drake, Patrick. Come

01:36:07.439 --> 01:36:20.619
on. Why is it not working? Oh my God. Oh my Lord.

01:36:21.119 --> 01:36:24.420
You know what the problem was? Wow. Ryan, take

01:36:24.420 --> 01:36:30.319
a break. We're going to rewind and relax. Oh

01:36:30.319 --> 01:36:34.840
geez. We have so much going on. Let's start over

01:36:34.840 --> 01:36:41.359
one more time. Okay. I had the board potted down.

01:36:41.739 --> 01:36:45.960
Sorry. Here we go. Here is Rick Ross on Drake.

01:36:46.279 --> 01:36:51.840
Do you put Drake at your level? No. Dude, you

01:36:51.840 --> 01:36:54.399
haven't had a hit in like 10 years. Now, do I

01:36:54.399 --> 01:36:58.439
like Rick Ross's music? Of course. It's bigger

01:36:58.439 --> 01:37:01.819
than the club. But you're annoying. You're not

01:37:01.819 --> 01:37:04.119
putting Drake at your level. No. See, you might

01:37:04.119 --> 01:37:06.920
be. I can see it in your eyes. You might be confused.

01:37:07.460 --> 01:37:11.000
Yeah, we're all confused. You're a moron. With

01:37:11.000 --> 01:37:13.319
the numbers and all of the fake numbers flood

01:37:13.319 --> 01:37:16.140
the marketplace. I will say Drake does release

01:37:16.140 --> 01:37:19.159
a lot of songs at once because he knows it's

01:37:19.159 --> 01:37:22.840
the way to, you know, make the bangers and get

01:37:22.840 --> 01:37:25.279
the numbers. He's 50 songs. That shit ain't nothing.

01:37:25.939 --> 01:37:28.220
Remember what I told you? The streets are the

01:37:28.220 --> 01:37:32.439
streets. If Drake was what he thought, what you

01:37:32.439 --> 01:37:35.000
think he was. You're a former prison guard. You

01:37:35.000 --> 01:37:38.239
ain't gangsta. Because of what he thought he

01:37:38.239 --> 01:37:40.220
was, he would have been able to clear all this

01:37:40.220 --> 01:37:43.380
shit up, address it, and been moved on. Mm -hmm.

01:37:44.180 --> 01:37:46.460
He's still suing the label. That's like him.

01:37:46.500 --> 01:37:50.000
He might sue you. Yeah. So he might sue you.

01:37:50.659 --> 01:37:54.079
And Rick Ross has a lot of money, but you don't

01:37:54.079 --> 01:37:55.939
want to lose it getting sued by Drake, dude.

01:37:56.750 --> 01:37:59.850
for speaking of him on this situation. Did you

01:37:59.850 --> 01:38:02.850
listen to Iceman, the new... I listened last

01:38:02.850 --> 01:38:06.310
night. I wanted to hate it, but it's so cliche

01:38:06.310 --> 01:38:11.029
to hate on Drake. It was great. I listened to

01:38:11.029 --> 01:38:14.220
some of it. My engineer was horrendous. It was

01:38:14.220 --> 01:38:17.239
not horrendous. Drake's last album was not great.

01:38:17.539 --> 01:38:20.039
Lil Wayne's last three quarters were not great.

01:38:20.199 --> 01:38:24.520
I'll be honest. I was giving it a 7 .8 out of

01:38:24.520 --> 01:38:27.039
10. There were some songs I added to my playlist.

01:38:27.279 --> 01:38:32.319
It was good. My homies actually sat there. They

01:38:32.319 --> 01:38:35.220
lost an hour of their life for this shit. Listen

01:38:35.220 --> 01:38:39.140
to it. Yeah. It was not that bad, Rick. You're

01:38:39.140 --> 01:38:42.520
just a hit. You're a middle -aged man past your

01:38:42.520 --> 01:38:46.020
prime. And Patrick Bet -David's kissing his ass

01:38:46.020 --> 01:38:48.699
because he's grateful to interview Rick Rizzi.

01:38:48.979 --> 01:38:52.560
Are you recovering? Yeah, trauma. Trauma. It's

01:38:52.560 --> 01:38:57.079
tough. It is. It's tough. When you've been waiting

01:38:57.079 --> 01:38:59.739
after you've seen people put ice blocks in the

01:38:59.739 --> 01:39:02.420
middle of places and promote it and market it

01:39:02.420 --> 01:39:05.000
and the world knew what day it was. Yeah, heaven

01:39:05.000 --> 01:39:08.119
forbid Drake promote himself, dude. It's coming

01:39:08.119 --> 01:39:11.100
out and the shit came out. And really, you know,

01:39:11.100 --> 01:39:12.979
fold it. But have you personally listened to

01:39:12.979 --> 01:39:15.180
every single one of the tracks in the new album?

01:39:15.220 --> 01:39:17.520
Thank you for saying that, Patrick. No, I couldn't

01:39:17.520 --> 01:39:20.220
do it. No, you couldn't do it. Because you realize

01:39:20.220 --> 01:39:24.119
he's better than you at this point. I'm a recreation.

01:39:25.079 --> 01:39:27.500
I mean, Pitchfork gave it. I said it was mid.

01:39:27.560 --> 01:39:30.460
Mid meant five. Pitchfork gave it a four point

01:39:30.460 --> 01:39:33.600
something. I don't know. It was good, bro. But

01:39:33.600 --> 01:39:38.640
it was like, no one's my friend. You left me

01:39:38.640 --> 01:39:46.000
alone. You're a weird guy, man. Yeah, nine. What

01:39:46.000 --> 01:39:49.260
are you telling me, bro? You cucked at. It's

01:39:49.260 --> 01:39:52.520
that type of shit. Man, don't you feel stupid

01:39:52.520 --> 01:39:55.840
enough for listening to that? You got to be a

01:39:55.840 --> 01:39:59.659
boss out here, man. Oh, yeah. A true boss doesn't

01:39:59.659 --> 01:40:03.020
have to let everybody know that they're a boss.

01:40:03.739 --> 01:40:06.100
Nothing that would be in your new playlist that

01:40:06.100 --> 01:40:08.529
you were showing. Was it anything in my recent

01:40:08.529 --> 01:40:10.050
playlist? I didn't hear all of them. I don't

01:40:10.050 --> 01:40:12.590
know. I don't know. Let's see here. Last night,

01:40:12.689 --> 01:40:16.649
I saved Whispering My Name, Dust, Make Them Cry,

01:40:16.829 --> 01:40:20.750
Shebang, National Treasure. It was not bad. And

01:40:20.750 --> 01:40:23.310
I'm a critic of Drake. I love Drake. I saw him

01:40:23.310 --> 01:40:25.649
two years ago, but I'm not a huge fan of Drake.

01:40:25.729 --> 01:40:27.750
I love Drake, but I hate Drake at the same time.

01:40:27.810 --> 01:40:30.810
I have a love hate with him. And when I saw him

01:40:30.810 --> 01:40:33.149
live, he was very boring. But especially his

01:40:33.149 --> 01:40:38.710
song with Future, it was good. By which one did

01:40:38.710 --> 01:40:40.930
you stop? I'm not sure. Did you make it to five

01:40:40.930 --> 01:40:43.090
or six? I'm not sure. You got to realize. You

01:40:43.090 --> 01:40:45.010
got to realize you're just hating, and you don't

01:40:45.010 --> 01:40:48.050
want to admit that he's good. It's like Mike

01:40:48.050 --> 01:40:50.810
Alta or Rover. Yeah, they're scumbags, but they're

01:40:50.810 --> 01:40:53.189
good at what they do. You got to be able to admit

01:40:53.189 --> 01:40:55.729
that there's somebody out there who likes his

01:40:55.729 --> 01:40:59.710
music, and that you can not like him, but still

01:40:59.710 --> 01:41:02.750
think he's good. When it was going, it's music

01:41:02.750 --> 01:41:05.800
people that's on my team that's, I've had enough.

01:41:05.939 --> 01:41:09.779
Blah, blah, blah. Shut up. By the way, AM Radio

01:41:09.779 --> 01:41:12.819
was not able to pass the bill yet. That makes

01:41:12.819 --> 01:41:17.619
it go in all cars. You got to figure that out.

01:41:17.979 --> 01:41:24.460
All right. 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773.

01:41:24.899 --> 01:41:28.060
You can tweet at me, at Ryan Hoppy Radio. All

01:41:28.060 --> 01:41:29.720
right, we're going to come back on Hoppy Hour

01:41:29.720 --> 01:41:32.539
and do our local news and anything else that

01:41:32.539 --> 01:41:36.399
breaks. But first, Let's play Mrs. Jones remix

01:41:36.399 --> 01:41:40.939
by Little Rock Players. All right. Oh, no. You

01:41:40.939 --> 01:41:48.659
ready? Let's go. Pocky Hour. Pocky Hour. Pocky

01:41:48.659 --> 01:41:58.340
Hour. Pocky Hour. Pocky Hour. Pocky Hour. Pocky

01:41:58.340 --> 01:42:14.079
Hour. Pocky Hour. As a reminder, if you don't

01:42:14.079 --> 01:42:16.380
feel like listening to this next song, you can

01:42:16.380 --> 01:42:19.159
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

01:42:19.159 --> 01:42:21.460
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

01:42:24.479 --> 01:42:27.060
Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right.

01:42:44.329 --> 01:42:47.189
But what they got to do with me As long as you're

01:42:47.189 --> 01:42:48.989
straight up with me I don't give a damn who you

01:42:48.989 --> 01:42:51.829
see But when I'm back in town Just spend some

01:42:51.829 --> 01:42:53.949
time with me Whenever your man is not around

01:42:53.949 --> 01:42:55.909
Let me be the one that'll hold you down Whenever

01:42:55.909 --> 01:42:58.250
your man is not around Let me be the one that'll

01:42:58.250 --> 01:43:00.430
hold you down, hold you down I'll be the one

01:43:00.430 --> 01:43:02.619
that'll turn your, turn your frowns around Cause

01:43:02.619 --> 01:43:05.100
you can be yourself with me, no need for frontin'

01:43:05.100 --> 01:43:07.420
and suckin' in your stomach No need to suck in

01:43:07.420 --> 01:43:09.460
your stomach, knowin' them, but you can't breathe

01:43:09.460 --> 01:43:12.199
Loosen up just a little bit, I'm the one you

01:43:12.199 --> 01:43:14.100
need to chill with When you need you, some of

01:43:14.100 --> 01:43:17.199
that real, ooh, wait till you see my Later, we'll

01:43:17.199 --> 01:43:19.800
talk about it, after the first time You might

01:43:19.800 --> 01:43:21.939
not wanna be without it, it's the reason you

01:43:21.939 --> 01:43:24.420
cheatin' on me Compare him to me, I doubt it,

01:43:24.439 --> 01:43:26.619
I'm gone blazed Cause we can go somewhere private

01:43:26.619 --> 01:43:32.750
and see about it And you know that I'm If you

01:43:32.750 --> 01:43:39.550
be my Mrs. Jones Me and Mrs. Jones Don't mean

01:43:39.550 --> 01:43:41.710
to change your name, but I'm gonna call you Mrs.

01:43:41.810 --> 01:43:44.369
Jones We both know what's wrong, but baby, we

01:43:44.369 --> 01:43:48.210
can get this song Relax a little, nobody asking

01:43:48.210 --> 01:43:51.250
us We got a thing going on, let's keep this song

01:43:51.250 --> 01:43:53.489
going on Don't mean to change your name, but

01:43:53.489 --> 01:44:02.489
I'm gonna call you Mrs. Jones We got a thing

01:44:02.489 --> 01:44:05.250
going on, let's get this over with I can tell

01:44:05.250 --> 01:44:07.729
you what you missing You miss them hugs and kisses

01:44:07.729 --> 01:44:10.529
You miss excitement at night And you miss excitement

01:44:10.529 --> 01:44:12.689
at night And girl, you don't feel the same And

01:44:12.689 --> 01:44:15.010
he's steady trippin', ain't he? Trippin', ain't

01:44:15.010 --> 01:44:16.529
he? Trippin', trippin', ain't he? And I'm gon'

01:44:16.670 --> 01:44:18.890
simply change it See, I can taste your cherry

01:44:18.890 --> 01:44:21.829
pie before I slide inside See, I miss Jones and

01:44:21.829 --> 01:44:24.770
Cruz, they lonely and they decent I read between

01:44:24.770 --> 01:44:27.649
them lines I see that you be crying Cause he

01:44:27.649 --> 01:44:32.050
ain't even Girl, you ain't fooling me, your man

01:44:32.050 --> 01:44:34.310
ain't who he used to be And plus, girl, he ain't

01:44:34.310 --> 01:44:36.789
cool as me, filthy riches, you can dream You

01:44:36.789 --> 01:44:39.050
just like the queen of England, so when you're

01:44:39.050 --> 01:44:41.250
ready for some freaking You ain't gotta leave

01:44:41.250 --> 01:44:48.270
him, you can, you can be my Mrs. Jones Don't

01:44:48.270 --> 01:44:50.130
mean to change your name, but I'm gon' call you

01:44:50.130 --> 01:44:52.670
Mrs. Jones See, we both know what's wrong, but

01:44:52.670 --> 01:44:55.569
baby, we can get this song Relax and let it go,

01:44:55.750 --> 01:45:14.409
nobody has to know Let's get busy, baby, take

01:45:14.409 --> 01:45:17.289
it off, make it wiggle when you out Labels gonna

01:45:17.289 --> 01:45:19.729
call the law, cause I'm about to break you out

01:45:19.729 --> 01:45:22.430
Got kids, knock them out, send them out with

01:45:22.430 --> 01:45:24.909
your spouse Make it rock when it's off, wanna

01:45:24.909 --> 01:45:39.369
see Round and round, yeah, you know, we even

01:45:39.369 --> 01:45:42.069
like some animals. Find a camera, strike a pose.

01:45:42.329 --> 01:45:44.470
Girl, let's take a lot of those. When we done,

01:45:44.609 --> 01:45:46.949
take some more. I know you tired of creeping,

01:45:47.050 --> 01:45:49.609
but now you know you cheating. But you with me

01:45:49.609 --> 01:45:51.770
because you like the way that gay is eating.

01:45:51.890 --> 01:45:54.670
You know it feels good, but we both know it's

01:45:54.670 --> 01:45:58.149
wrong. This what it is, girl, to my Mrs. Jones.

01:45:58.649 --> 01:46:04.069
Yeah, Mrs., Mrs. Jones. Don't mean to change

01:46:04.069 --> 01:46:06.130
your name, but I'm gonna call you Mrs. Jones.

01:46:06.229 --> 01:46:24.750
See, we both know. Oh, yeah. That was Little

01:46:24.750 --> 01:46:33.350
Rock Plays. Mrs. Jones remix. 856. A 49 hoppy.

01:46:33.390 --> 01:47:13.750
That's 856. A 494. A 6773. Door is closing. And

01:47:13.750 --> 01:47:17.029
now something completely different. It's time

01:47:17.029 --> 01:47:46.640
for Hoppy in the morning. It's Hoppy! Let's see

01:47:46.640 --> 01:47:48.060
if this works. Oh, this never wants to work.

01:47:48.319 --> 01:47:52.659
This is the problem with recording at home. It

01:47:52.659 --> 01:47:55.840
always wants to do this. Never wants to work.

01:47:56.399 --> 01:47:59.079
Drives me absolutely nuts. Let me press this

01:47:59.079 --> 01:48:04.420
right here. You ready? Let's go. Ladies and gentlemen,

01:48:04.560 --> 01:48:08.760
here it is. The most listened to radio show on

01:48:08.760 --> 01:48:11.699
the planet. The other stations are tuned in too.

01:49:00.120 --> 01:49:32.399
Water. Crushes to whispers, we're all aware Every

01:49:32.399 --> 01:49:35.819
secret told with a naughty flair Hoppy Hour's

01:49:35.819 --> 01:50:05.310
live and it's everywhere 8 -5 -6. 49 -0. It's

01:50:05.310 --> 01:50:16.710
8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. Oh, sure. I got

01:50:16.710 --> 01:50:57.500
it. Oh, sure. Actually, let's keep playing. Right

01:50:57.500 --> 01:51:40.060
now. Yo. Ryan hop on the mic, spitting fire again.

01:51:40.460 --> 01:51:43.340
National waves and the city's his friend. Talking

01:51:43.340 --> 01:51:45.739
headlines, man, you can't resist. Every scoop

01:51:45.739 --> 01:52:09.079
hitting harder than a clenched fist. Hillsborough

01:52:09.079 --> 01:52:11.319
County Commissioners approving an agreement to

01:52:11.319 --> 01:52:13.420
move forward with a proposed ballpark for the

01:52:13.420 --> 01:52:17.479
Tampa Bay Rays. I don't know why. I just don't

01:52:17.479 --> 01:52:19.420
believe it's going to happen. There's something

01:52:19.420 --> 01:52:25.800
sketchy about it. That vote coming down in just

01:52:25.800 --> 01:52:28.399
the last half hour or two. 10 Tampa Bay News

01:52:28.399 --> 01:52:31.579
reporter Kristen Barbary. What up, baby? See

01:52:31.579 --> 01:52:34.140
live for us outside that meeting. Kristen, many

01:52:34.140 --> 01:52:39.279
folks showed up to speak up today. Yeah, that's

01:52:39.279 --> 01:52:41.180
right. There were about two dozen people who

01:52:41.180 --> 01:52:43.380
spoke during public comment, pretty split evenly

01:52:43.380 --> 01:52:46.600
between for and against the project. Ultimately,

01:52:46.680 --> 01:52:48.800
this non -binding memorandum of understanding

01:52:48.800 --> 01:52:52.220
did pass by a vote of five to two with... Ah,

01:52:52.260 --> 01:52:54.779
man. You know the raise paid off to people that

01:52:54.779 --> 01:52:56.720
approved of it. Because there's no point of it!

01:52:56.920 --> 01:53:02.380
No! Legion says it's expanding its presence at

01:53:02.380 --> 01:53:04.319
St. Pete Clearwater International Airport with

01:53:04.319 --> 01:53:06.739
two nonstop routes. The airline says service

01:53:06.739 --> 01:53:10.359
to Philadelphia. Yeah. Jameson's hometown. And

01:53:10.359 --> 01:53:12.439
Columbia, Missouri are going to begin later this

01:53:12.439 --> 01:53:17.460
year. Jameson's from Philadelphia? No way! He

01:53:17.460 --> 01:53:20.739
does not look at me at events. He thinks he's

01:53:20.739 --> 01:53:23.479
better than me. I'm like, whatever, dude. Yeah,

01:53:23.479 --> 01:53:29.000
dude, yeah, boom. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! As we

01:53:29.000 --> 01:53:31.199
come on air, a new video just into the newsroom

01:53:31.199 --> 01:53:34.319
showing the moments after a teacher hung a black

01:53:34.319 --> 01:53:38.100
baby doll in class. I could not believe the people

01:53:38.100 --> 01:53:40.800
I saw at comic bars that thought this was acceptable.

01:53:41.359 --> 01:53:45.039
What have you done? Watching 10 Tampa Bay News

01:53:45.039 --> 01:53:47.319
at 5, I'm Frank Wiley. And I'm Dave Wagner. Tonight,

01:53:47.439 --> 01:53:50.000
that teacher at the center of it all. Moron!

01:53:51.479 --> 01:53:55.460
And Savage has been fired. Video here was taken

01:53:55.460 --> 01:53:57.600
from a student at Barrington Middle School. You

01:53:57.600 --> 01:54:00.319
can see Savage throw that doll in the trash.

01:54:00.520 --> 01:54:03.859
The video. Yeah, like if she just like throw

01:54:03.859 --> 01:54:06.199
it in a trash, it's fine. But she hung it from

01:54:06.199 --> 01:54:09.220
the TV like a moron. It was taken just moments

01:54:09.220 --> 01:54:12.020
after this viral video taken by another student

01:54:12.020 --> 01:54:15.180
showing Savage hanging a black baby doll with

01:54:15.180 --> 01:54:17.319
that cord right there. Students. She just looks

01:54:17.319 --> 01:54:21.579
like a Karen. That's her name. Say she told them

01:54:21.579 --> 01:54:26.420
it was just a joke. So funny. Slavery. Shut up.

01:54:29.880 --> 01:54:32.000
Well, tonight, a second parent has come forward

01:54:32.000 --> 01:54:34.579
detailing what her child witnessed in that classroom.

01:54:34.699 --> 01:54:37.039
And this all comes as the local NAACP demands

01:54:37.039 --> 01:54:39.539
better training standards. Speaking first to

01:54:39.539 --> 01:54:41.880
10 of us, Emerald Morrow about this and what

01:54:41.880 --> 01:54:44.689
should happen next here, Emerald. Yeah. why she

01:54:44.689 --> 01:54:47.649
thought in an era of smartphones, why this would

01:54:47.649 --> 01:54:50.810
go over well. That's right, Dave and Frank, you

01:54:50.810 --> 01:54:52.970
know, all of this points to accountability and

01:54:52.970 --> 01:54:56.050
the NAACP says we have to have these very tough

01:54:56.050 --> 01:54:58.329
conversations about our history, even if it feels

01:54:58.329 --> 01:55:00.649
taboo in this climate. But just a warning for

01:55:00.649 --> 01:55:02.989
you all at home, you might find some of the images

01:55:02.989 --> 01:55:05.609
in this story disturbing. You can see she had

01:55:05.609 --> 01:55:07.250
the doll in her hand and she threw it in the

01:55:07.250 --> 01:55:16.640
garbage. What an annoying hag! Shut up, you're

01:55:16.640 --> 01:55:21.880
annoying. More video from another student appears

01:55:21.880 --> 01:55:24.359
to paint a more complete picture of the viral

01:55:24.359 --> 01:55:26.840
classroom incident that left students, parents,

01:55:27.020 --> 01:55:29.920
and the community outraged. In the chaos that

01:55:29.920 --> 01:55:32.619
ensued, it's hard to hear exactly what the teacher

01:55:32.619 --> 01:55:35.579
said, but this is how the mom described it. I

01:55:35.579 --> 01:55:38.159
asked my son and he recorded the part where I

01:55:38.159 --> 01:55:40.760
guess she had made a comment saying that this

01:55:40.760 --> 01:55:43.439
is what happened to you guys in the past or something.

01:55:43.600 --> 01:55:47.960
What? What a dumb broad. She makes all white

01:55:47.960 --> 01:55:51.720
people look bad. Should not have to sit in the

01:55:51.720 --> 01:55:55.880
classroom and worry if they're going to see images

01:55:55.880 --> 01:55:59.579
that can terrorize them for life. It really does.

01:56:00.479 --> 01:56:03.640
Hillsborough NAACP President Yvette Lewis says

01:56:03.640 --> 01:56:06.579
the video, which evokes images of a lynching,

01:56:06.680 --> 01:56:09.539
is as much about the past. All right, so there's

01:56:09.539 --> 01:56:14.140
a man. There's this. A Manatee County middle

01:56:14.140 --> 01:56:16.859
school teacher is accused of child abuse in the

01:56:16.859 --> 01:56:18.220
classroom. Yeah, according to investigators,

01:56:18.399 --> 01:56:20.819
she asked one student to hit another student.

01:56:21.180 --> 01:56:25.449
Yeah, dude. I don't know what's going on. with

01:56:25.449 --> 01:56:28.689
these teachers? They're sleeping with their students

01:56:28.689 --> 01:56:31.069
and they're trying to have them fight? What are

01:56:31.069 --> 01:56:33.449
you doing? News Channel 8's Eden Hodges has that

01:56:33.449 --> 01:56:36.789
story. Behind shut blinds, investigators say

01:56:36.789 --> 01:56:39.670
the incident happened right here during class

01:56:39.670 --> 01:56:42.189
at Lee Middle School. I don't know if it's a

01:56:42.189 --> 01:56:44.649
Florida thing because Illinois, our teachers

01:56:44.649 --> 01:56:48.109
wanted nothing to do with us once class was over

01:56:48.109 --> 01:56:51.090
with. A Manatee County school teacher nearing

01:56:51.090 --> 01:56:55.800
the end of her teaching contract. Is facing child

01:56:55.800 --> 01:56:59.020
abuse charges. It's troubling because she used

01:56:59.020 --> 01:57:02.380
her position of authority to intimidate the kids

01:57:02.380 --> 01:57:07.060
in this classroom. Yeah, she's a sociopath. Investigators

01:57:07.060 --> 01:57:09.619
say 64 -year -old Judith Clark made comments

01:57:09.619 --> 01:57:12.720
in class about one student talking too much and

01:57:12.720 --> 01:57:15.439
asked the others. You talk too much, honey. They

01:57:15.439 --> 01:57:18.409
wanted to hit the student. Well. None of them

01:57:18.409 --> 01:57:21.489
wanted to do that. They obviously knew that's

01:57:21.489 --> 01:57:23.649
not how that should be handled. When no student

01:57:23.649 --> 01:57:26.729
took her up on the offer, deputies say she made

01:57:26.729 --> 01:57:29.649
two kids close the blinds and told a 12 -year

01:57:29.649 --> 01:57:33.670
-old to slap the student for her. I don't mean

01:57:33.670 --> 01:57:36.250
to laugh, but it's ridiculous. That student,

01:57:36.270 --> 01:57:38.630
that 12 -year -old that was in the sixth grade,

01:57:38.789 --> 01:57:42.689
did not want to participate in this, but felt

01:57:42.689 --> 01:57:45.609
out of fear. Yeah, what are you supposed to do?

01:57:46.329 --> 01:57:48.510
Want to get in trouble with the teacher. Investigators

01:57:48.510 --> 01:57:51.369
say the student gently carried out Clark's orders

01:57:51.369 --> 01:57:53.989
with an open palm across the other student's

01:57:53.989 --> 01:57:56.810
face. Another student who felt unease. This teacher

01:57:56.810 --> 01:57:58.989
should honestly be a sex offender. Like, I know

01:57:58.989 --> 01:58:01.529
it's not a sex crime, but this is creepy, man.

01:58:01.890 --> 01:58:04.829
About it, told their parents who reported it.

01:58:04.949 --> 01:58:08.609
We want parents to have that communication with

01:58:08.609 --> 01:58:10.890
their child to where they could ask them, how

01:58:10.890 --> 01:58:12.989
was school today? This is one of the reasons

01:58:12.989 --> 01:58:14.890
why I got a vasectomy. Not because a teacher

01:58:14.890 --> 01:58:17.229
is making kids slap other kids, but it's crazy

01:58:17.229 --> 01:58:19.670
out there. And they may say, oh yeah, something

01:58:19.670 --> 01:58:23.210
very unusual happened today. There you go. Well,

01:58:23.229 --> 01:58:25.590
hopefully that teacher never gets to teach again

01:58:25.590 --> 01:58:29.189
because she's an imbecile. No! Happy Hot Topic!

01:58:29.489 --> 01:58:32.970
Play a vital role in global food security. New

01:58:32.970 --> 01:58:35.350
tonight, Fox 13's Kylie Jones shows us how one

01:58:35.350 --> 01:58:38.069
community in Pasco County is using AI -powered

01:58:38.069 --> 01:58:41.159
technology to... What up, Kylie? Keep its beehive

01:58:41.159 --> 01:58:44.520
healthy. Well, when you see a colony of bees,

01:58:44.619 --> 01:58:47.539
your first instinct is to probably run, but they

01:58:47.539 --> 01:58:50.100
are a lifeline for the environment. And this

01:58:50.100 --> 01:58:53.819
reporter looks hot in this beehive. This AI -powered

01:58:53.819 --> 01:58:57.479
technology. Let us hear it, beehive! So they're

01:58:57.479 --> 01:58:59.979
using beehives for AI. Isn't that interesting?

01:59:00.300 --> 01:59:02.720
Oh, isn't it? There's this right here. Whoa!

01:59:03.039 --> 01:59:08.760
Happy hot topic! Mm -hmm. Right now, a 67 -year

01:59:08.760 --> 01:59:10.880
-old Sarasota man is in jail accused of trying

01:59:10.880 --> 01:59:14.319
to lure two young girls into his truck. Loser!

01:59:15.460 --> 01:59:17.659
Police say Edward O 'Neill Jr. approached those

01:59:17.659 --> 01:59:20.479
girls, ages 12 and 13, as they rode their bikes

01:59:20.479 --> 01:59:23.300
near Bay Road and US 41 Sunday evening. It's

01:59:23.300 --> 01:59:25.880
so nice, like, not having to have kids, because

01:59:25.880 --> 01:59:27.659
I don't know what I would do. I'd be freaked

01:59:27.659 --> 01:59:30.939
out about them 24 -7. Investigators say O 'Neill

01:59:30.939 --> 01:59:33.340
repeatedly offered the girls a ride, following

01:59:33.340 --> 01:59:35.500
them and telling them to put their bikes in the

01:59:35.500 --> 01:59:37.159
back of his pickup truck. That's disturbing.

01:59:37.880 --> 01:59:41.319
I remember there was one time in like second

01:59:41.319 --> 01:59:43.220
grade, man. This is like an unlocked memory.

01:59:44.399 --> 01:59:48.140
No, I did not get touched. Even though I spent

01:59:48.140 --> 01:59:49.739
a lot of time at the Catholic church and one

01:59:49.739 --> 01:59:51.319
time in confession told the priest I jerked off

01:59:51.319 --> 01:59:54.600
and he said, thank you for letting me know. There

01:59:54.600 --> 01:59:57.659
was like a van that had like stickers on it that

01:59:57.659 --> 01:59:59.840
was driving around Patton Elementary School and

01:59:59.840 --> 02:00:03.340
like, dude. I just didn't do. I know the teachers

02:00:03.340 --> 02:00:06.220
told us to stay away from them. Mm -hmm. That

02:00:06.220 --> 02:00:11.619
is Unlock Memories. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Check

02:00:11.619 --> 02:00:13.439
out the backdrop right here. Tonight, Tampa police

02:00:13.439 --> 02:00:16.000
taking action in the aftermath of this deadly

02:00:16.000 --> 02:00:18.500
crash. Oh, yeah, you mean the Ybor City crash

02:00:18.500 --> 02:00:20.760
where the cops protected their own because they

02:00:20.760 --> 02:00:24.739
let that car crash go on way too long? Mm -hmm.

02:00:25.000 --> 02:00:27.579
Remember, it happened in Ybor City last fall.

02:00:27.659 --> 02:00:30.079
Well, the department now clarifying. how its

02:00:30.079 --> 02:00:32.960
officers can work with outside agencies during

02:00:32.960 --> 02:00:35.119
pursuits, especially those with more lenient

02:00:35.119 --> 02:00:38.520
chase policies. Okay, so here's the thing. I'm

02:00:38.520 --> 02:00:42.760
no expert on the cops. But if there was nothing

02:00:42.760 --> 02:00:45.220
wrong, you wouldn't have to change the policies.

02:00:45.640 --> 02:00:48.500
This is them not getting their own in trouble

02:00:48.500 --> 02:00:50.760
because they always protect their own. So instead

02:00:50.760 --> 02:00:52.199
of getting their own in trouble, they're like,

02:00:52.220 --> 02:00:56.119
see, we changed the rules. Cops always protect

02:00:56.119 --> 02:00:58.640
their own. But as 10 Tampa Bay News reporter

02:00:58.640 --> 02:01:00.819
Andy Payton explains now, questions remain about

02:01:00.819 --> 02:01:03.439
what impact this change would have had in the

02:01:03.439 --> 02:01:09.500
Ybor crash. Tonight, Tampa police changing its

02:01:09.500 --> 02:01:11.720
pursuit policy with the department telling 10

02:01:11.720 --> 02:01:14.359
Tampa Bay News in an email that officers can

02:01:14.359 --> 02:01:16.840
no longer ask other law enforcement officers

02:01:16.840 --> 02:01:19.340
to do for them what they are prohibited from

02:01:19.340 --> 02:01:21.220
doing. We've got two that are racing on the highway.

02:01:21.289 --> 02:01:24.149
now yeah the helicopters there was no reason

02:01:24.149 --> 02:01:26.829
to chase that long it comes following an intern

02:01:26.829 --> 02:01:28.430
if you're so good at your job you would have

02:01:28.430 --> 02:01:31.170
found them no review into that deadly crash in

02:01:31.170 --> 02:01:34.109
ybor city back in november that left four people

02:01:34.109 --> 02:01:37.170
dead and 13 others injured following a pursuit

02:01:37.170 --> 02:01:39.810
by florida highway patrol of the 22 year old

02:01:39.810 --> 02:01:43.600
driver silas sampson this is real life with real

02:01:43.600 --> 02:01:46.479
lives at stake. Yeah, and you protect your own.

02:01:46.539 --> 02:01:49.659
You always do. The policy of Tampa police to

02:01:49.659 --> 02:01:52.500
not pursue vehicles with the exception of forcible

02:01:52.500 --> 02:01:55.239
felonies. But then fire the people that did it.

02:01:55.560 --> 02:01:57.239
Because they obviously broke a rule. Because

02:01:57.239 --> 02:02:00.100
if there was nothing wrong with the rule, you

02:02:00.100 --> 02:02:02.260
wouldn't have to do this news report. Certain

02:02:02.260 --> 02:02:05.640
burglaries since a crash in 2022 that left a

02:02:05.640 --> 02:02:08.500
44 -year -old woman dead. But there's also been

02:02:08.500 --> 02:02:10.920
a workaround where some departments will call

02:02:10.920 --> 02:02:13.819
Florida Highway Patrol, an agency with far more

02:02:13.819 --> 02:02:16.779
lenient pursuit requirements. I have spoken to

02:02:16.779 --> 02:02:20.279
people that work for agencies that said, well,

02:02:20.340 --> 02:02:23.640
we can't pursue. So if we do, we just get FHP

02:02:23.640 --> 02:02:26.399
to come and pursue. The Tampa cops are trying

02:02:26.399 --> 02:02:30.800
to flex and act like they're the man. That's

02:02:30.800 --> 02:02:33.619
Tom Gleason, a retired captain who has dedicated

02:02:33.619 --> 02:02:36.340
his life to teaching about officer safety issues

02:02:36.340 --> 02:02:39.260
after his son, a police officer in Louisiana

02:02:39.260 --> 02:02:43.060
at the time, lost his life in a pursuit. Unfortunately,

02:02:43.119 --> 02:02:45.579
that guy should have been there to tell them

02:02:45.579 --> 02:02:48.399
what to do because those cops were out of control.

02:02:48.520 --> 02:02:52.779
It was ridiculous. But. The police always protect

02:02:52.779 --> 02:02:57.720
their own. It's all good. All right. Actually,

02:02:58.220 --> 02:03:00.140
it's not all good, but it's infuriating. What

02:03:00.140 --> 02:03:01.720
are you supposed to say? There's only so much

02:03:01.720 --> 02:03:06.659
you can do. If you're listening in Fresno, our

02:03:06.659 --> 02:03:28.390
show is about to end. There you go. Bye. Talk

02:03:28.390 --> 02:03:32.109
to you tomorrow, Fresno. All right. It's time

02:03:32.109 --> 02:04:00.239
for Chicago News. Mm -hmm. Yeah. Six mad, but

02:04:00.239 --> 02:04:03.020
he been in these mics. All in ten heights, now

02:04:03.020 --> 02:04:05.600
the cynic is tight. From the berms to the block,

02:04:05.699 --> 02:04:07.920
that's a hell of a height. Turn the dial, see

02:04:07.920 --> 02:04:10.939
his name on the lights. He got callers on the

02:04:10.939 --> 02:04:13.300
line, trying to break they news. From the side

02:04:13.300 --> 02:04:15.760
to the sticks, they relate to the views. Every

02:04:15.760 --> 02:04:18.779
segment like a story from the avenue. Turn slick,

02:04:19.039 --> 02:04:22.520
then he fact check the attitude. This that Chicago

02:04:22.520 --> 02:04:27.060
news. Hop it out and let them choose. From the

02:04:27.060 --> 02:04:30.260
heights to the loop, what it do? Every block,

02:04:30.279 --> 02:04:34.359
every verse in the room It's that Chicago news

02:04:34.359 --> 02:04:38.920
Turn it up, rock, cruise If you're tuned, then

02:04:38.920 --> 02:04:42.840
you're part of the truth Javier talking to you

02:04:42.840 --> 02:04:46.960
He got jokes for the frauds, love for the brave

02:04:46.960 --> 02:04:49.399
That could guess in the chance, say what they

02:04:49.399 --> 02:04:52.079
crave From the sports war wars to the gossip

02:04:52.079 --> 02:04:55.039
wave He could make more lanes than the tow Always

02:04:55.039 --> 02:04:58.119
saves late night, but the syndicate wide Carolina

02:04:58.119 --> 02:05:01.340
to the bay hit a Midwest prize. Still a kid from

02:05:01.340 --> 02:05:03.859
the ice with the driving side. Got the whole

02:05:03.859 --> 02:05:34.909
damn map on the same live line. my mic was off

02:05:34.909 --> 02:05:37.430
i never sounded better let's do this right here

02:05:37.430 --> 02:05:43.569
happy hot topic lawmaker will tout a bear of

02:05:43.569 --> 02:05:46.550
a bill to make italian beef the official state

02:05:46.550 --> 02:05:48.850
sandwich actor cory hendricks who plays sweeps

02:05:48.850 --> 02:05:51.670
on the popular chicago set uh restaurant so they're

02:05:51.670 --> 02:05:59.020
working on that then there's this all right At

02:05:59.020 --> 02:06:01.560
least one decision has been made in the Bears'

02:06:01.699 --> 02:06:04.260
ongoing search for a new stadium. NFL Commissioner

02:06:04.260 --> 02:06:06.979
Roger Goodell says that Chicago will not be the

02:06:06.979 --> 02:06:09.060
site. Goodell spoke yesterday. Yeah, Brandon

02:06:09.060 --> 02:06:12.479
Johnson's really screwing over the Bears. If

02:06:12.479 --> 02:06:14.840
he claimed to care about the city, he would try

02:06:14.840 --> 02:06:17.300
to keep them in Illinois. But he's a scumbag.

02:06:18.479 --> 02:06:20.699
After an NFL team owners meeting in Orlando,

02:06:20.859 --> 02:06:24.979
Florida. There you go. There's that. What's going

02:06:24.979 --> 02:06:30.710
on here? City Council members meet today to take

02:06:30.710 --> 02:06:32.930
on several unresolved and controversial issues.

02:06:33.189 --> 02:06:34.710
Winnie is live with a preview of today's City

02:06:34.710 --> 02:06:38.470
Council meeting. Winnie? Good morning. Yeah,

02:06:38.529 --> 02:06:41.229
today there is an expectation of a vote on tip

02:06:41.229 --> 02:06:43.609
to minimum wage and also a conversation around

02:06:43.609 --> 02:06:47.170
the sale of parking meters. Yes, parking meters

02:06:47.170 --> 02:06:51.890
are sketchy. In 2023, the city council approved

02:06:51.890 --> 02:06:54.569
a measure that would include a gradual increase

02:06:54.569 --> 02:06:56.909
in the percentage that businesses would be mandated

02:06:56.909 --> 02:06:59.609
to pay their tip workers until they hit the current

02:06:59.609 --> 02:07:02.289
minimum wage. There you go. That's what's going

02:07:02.289 --> 02:07:07.770
on there. What is going on right here? Chicago

02:07:07.770 --> 02:07:09.390
City Council meets today. They're expected to

02:07:09.390 --> 02:07:11.189
get a look at a tentative agreement tied to the

02:07:11.189 --> 02:07:14.149
possible sale of the city's parking meters. Details

02:07:14.149 --> 02:07:15.989
of that deal have not been released, but it would

02:07:15.989 --> 02:07:17.949
transfer ownership of the meters and their profits

02:07:17.949 --> 02:07:19.989
to New York -based investment firm Stone Peak

02:07:19.989 --> 02:07:23.689
Partners. Yeah, it is way too expensive to park

02:07:23.689 --> 02:07:26.569
in Chicago. It's ridiculous. City Council still

02:07:26.569 --> 02:07:28.430
needs to approve that agreement. They're not

02:07:28.430 --> 02:07:31.170
going to. They don't care about us. I saw this

02:07:31.170 --> 02:07:36.350
headline here. Now, do I think there is an immigration

02:07:36.350 --> 02:07:40.369
problem in America? Yes, but I do not like how

02:07:40.369 --> 02:07:43.090
the current administration's going about it.

02:07:43.130 --> 02:07:45.489
And this headline is proving how heartless they

02:07:45.489 --> 02:07:54.149
are. A mother and son detained together. Now,

02:07:54.149 --> 02:07:56.850
mom is out of ICE custody, but her son is still

02:07:56.850 --> 02:07:59.369
being held hundreds of miles away. What the hell

02:07:59.369 --> 02:08:03.350
is wrong with you? Listen, do I think we have

02:08:03.350 --> 02:08:06.430
an immigration problem? Of course we do. But

02:08:06.430 --> 02:08:09.649
to pull this shenanigans, that's BS. No wonder

02:08:09.649 --> 02:08:12.069
the rest of the world laughs at us. We're a bunch

02:08:12.069 --> 02:08:15.949
of imbeciles. Kentucky, our camera captured the

02:08:15.949 --> 02:08:18.430
emotional moments when mom arrived back in Crown

02:08:18.430 --> 02:08:20.609
Point, Indiana today. We first heard you about

02:08:20.609 --> 02:08:23.130
this story earlier this week. Our Sabrina Franza

02:08:23.130 --> 02:08:25.390
is here now with today's big developments. Yeah,

02:08:25.390 --> 02:08:28.609
this is not cool, man. This is heartless. This

02:08:28.609 --> 02:08:31.300
is how embarrassing. embarrassing americas erica

02:08:31.300 --> 02:08:33.899
this was an emotional reunion between a mom and

02:08:33.899 --> 02:08:35.880
one of her sons but of course it was bittersweet

02:08:35.880 --> 02:08:39.680
this reunion months in the making but the family

02:08:39.680 --> 02:08:44.600
only partially reunited can you imagine being

02:08:44.600 --> 02:08:47.560
that kid yeah maybe they shouldn't be here because

02:08:47.560 --> 02:08:50.319
they're illegal but you can't just separate families

02:08:50.319 --> 02:08:57.390
you scumbag Holding her winter jacket in hand,

02:08:57.590 --> 02:09:00.369
her belongings left over from March when she

02:09:00.369 --> 02:09:02.949
was detained by ICE and brought to a facility

02:09:02.949 --> 02:09:07.590
in Kentucky. Liliana Navarrete hugs her son,

02:09:07.810 --> 02:09:11.949
Steven. This is a new beginning for us, he said.

02:09:12.949 --> 02:09:16.350
Together again, Steven describes their months

02:09:16.350 --> 02:09:22.220
apart. Torture, he said. Though Liliana was granted

02:09:22.220 --> 02:09:25.260
a habeas petition, released pending her ongoing

02:09:25.260 --> 02:09:28.180
immigration case. Man, I hate this country. I

02:09:28.180 --> 02:09:30.659
hope the whole world laughs at us. I used to

02:09:30.659 --> 02:09:35.119
get so offended by that. Man, fuck that. Incomplete

02:09:35.119 --> 02:09:39.260
because I miss my son. Yeah. If they're allowed

02:09:39.260 --> 02:09:42.079
to be legal, so should he. He's a part of her.

02:09:42.199 --> 02:09:49.630
She created him. God, I hate politicians. ridiculous

02:09:49.630 --> 02:09:52.310
we are heartless in this country she's thinking

02:09:52.310 --> 02:09:56.729
of her other son 18 year old ricardo yeah it's

02:09:56.729 --> 02:09:59.489
gonna be weird dude high school senior preparing

02:09:59.489 --> 02:10:03.930
to miss his graduation from yeah they are so

02:10:03.930 --> 02:10:07.149
heartless just because they're illegal it does

02:10:07.149 --> 02:10:09.130
not mean they're all criminals and that they

02:10:09.130 --> 02:10:12.029
should be treated like this When Trump was saying

02:10:12.029 --> 02:10:13.750
about immigration when he was running, I didn't

02:10:13.750 --> 02:10:15.569
vote for him, but he was saying, like, we need

02:10:15.569 --> 02:10:18.069
to fix our immigration problem. I didn't think

02:10:18.069 --> 02:10:20.989
it meant being douchebags. Mather High School,

02:10:21.090 --> 02:10:24.350
because he's in federal custody. I hope it all

02:10:24.350 --> 02:10:27.529
works out, but, man, I hope the whole world laughs

02:10:27.529 --> 02:10:31.050
at us. We are terrible. This country sucks. And

02:10:31.050 --> 02:10:34.710
all the MAGA that kisses his ass, you're all

02:10:34.710 --> 02:11:25.680
sips. Mm -hmm. Outro Music Three lines of skyscraper.

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Friends knows gospel. No need for no paper. Big

02:11:28.640 --> 02:11:31.520
man talk. He a walking headline. Every word of

02:11:31.520 --> 02:12:14.939
spa got this. Oh, no! No! Happy Hot Topic! Well,

02:12:14.960 --> 02:12:17.199
the families of four nonverbal children with

02:12:17.199 --> 02:12:19.659
disabilities are suing Visalia Unified School

02:12:19.659 --> 02:12:22.300
District. Now, they say a special education teacher

02:12:22.300 --> 02:12:24.880
remained in the classroom despite reports of

02:12:24.880 --> 02:12:27.859
abuse against them. Oh, my God! What is it with

02:12:27.859 --> 02:12:31.239
these schools, these churches covering up creeps?

02:12:31.239 --> 02:12:34.119
You're all losers! The recent lawsuit was filed

02:12:34.119 --> 02:12:36.199
by parents of children from Highland Elementary

02:12:36.199 --> 02:12:39.479
School. That sucks. So there's that. And then

02:12:39.479 --> 02:12:41.979
there's this headline. We've been talking about

02:12:41.979 --> 02:12:44.159
high -speed rail in California for years, but

02:12:44.159 --> 02:12:46.899
now Caltrans is looking into a different yet

02:12:46.899 --> 02:12:50.140
similar mass transit idea. A bullet bus that

02:12:50.140 --> 02:12:53.119
would zip from San Francisco to L .A. at 140

02:12:53.119 --> 02:12:57.420
miles an hour. That sounds safe. In a presentation

02:12:57.420 --> 02:13:00.239
today, Caltrans revealed more details about the

02:13:00.239 --> 02:13:03.279
long -term concept. San Francisco and Los Angeles

02:13:03.279 --> 02:13:06.140
are some of the key targets. There you go. And

02:13:06.140 --> 02:13:10.210
then there's this headline. All right, Tia. Mm

02:13:10.210 --> 02:13:14.489
-hmm. That I'm very passionate about. Oh, am

02:13:14.489 --> 02:13:17.170
I ever? Right now on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy.

02:13:21.229 --> 02:13:24.369
Two Fresno County departments have the go -ahead

02:13:24.369 --> 02:13:27.029
to take part in this year's Rainbow Pride Festival.

02:13:27.109 --> 02:13:29.609
There should be no reason that you need approval

02:13:29.609 --> 02:13:34.369
to be a part of Pride. Love is love. Life is

02:13:34.369 --> 02:13:37.090
short. If someone's attracted to the same sex,

02:13:37.289 --> 02:13:41.989
whatever. Who cares? If you care that much, you're

02:13:41.989 --> 02:13:45.069
probably partially in the closet. After unanimous

02:13:45.069 --> 02:13:47.270
approval today from the Fresno County Board of

02:13:47.270 --> 02:13:49.590
Supervisors. Thank you for joining us for Action

02:13:49.590 --> 02:13:51.909
News Live at 5. I'm Graciela Moreno. And good

02:13:51.909 --> 02:13:55.560
evening, I'm Warren Armstrong. The Fresno County

02:13:55.560 --> 02:13:58.359
Behavioral and Public Health Departments can

02:13:58.359 --> 02:14:00.880
also spend money to take part in next month's

02:14:00.880 --> 02:14:03.159
event, each planning to have a booth to offer.

02:14:03.199 --> 02:14:04.640
There should be no reason you need approval.

02:14:05.020 --> 02:14:08.079
It's just another event with humans. Educational

02:14:08.079 --> 02:14:10.239
materials. But just a week ago, the supervisors

02:14:10.239 --> 02:14:12.800
denied a request from the Fresno County Library.

02:14:13.279 --> 02:14:15.140
Action News reporter Tiffany Olin joins us now

02:14:15.140 --> 02:14:18.079
live in downtown Fresno. What up, baby? With

02:14:18.079 --> 02:14:20.159
a closer look at how the board members came to

02:14:20.159 --> 02:14:27.220
today's decision. Tiffany? Warren and Grace,

02:14:27.300 --> 02:14:29.619
I was at both of those meetings, and today's

02:14:29.619 --> 02:14:31.579
was quite different than last week's. Today,

02:14:31.659 --> 02:14:34.300
we saw the supervisors pretty much all very supportive

02:14:34.300 --> 02:14:37.000
from the start of both departments' presentations.

02:14:37.279 --> 02:14:41.020
Because last week, they didn't want the library

02:14:41.020 --> 02:14:44.189
to have gay pride stuff, but now they're... full

02:14:44.189 --> 02:14:46.750
of pride what the hell for public comment we

02:14:46.750 --> 02:14:49.930
only saw people advocating for support of the

02:14:49.930 --> 02:14:52.569
participation in the festival when it's all said

02:14:52.569 --> 02:14:57.210
and done who cares love is love cannot specify

02:14:57.210 --> 02:15:01.930
that enough but there's still homophobia and

02:15:01.930 --> 02:15:04.069
those that are homophobic are probably in the

02:15:04.069 --> 02:15:17.619
closet oh Static crackle, mic pops, the hour

02:15:17.619 --> 02:15:20.479
is hoppy Cleveland skyline foggy, steel mills

02:15:20.479 --> 02:15:23.060
choppy City on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never

02:15:23.060 --> 02:15:25.859
sloppy Radio waves carry tales, but they ain't

02:15:25.859 --> 02:15:28.539
glossy Concrete jungle, potholes where dreams

02:15:28.539 --> 02:15:31.659
collapse Downtown echoes the cabs and faded cabs

02:15:31.659 --> 02:15:33.899
Past the preaching hustle, corner kids trading

02:15:33.899 --> 02:15:36.300
maps Where the vibes Midwest, but the struggle

02:15:36.300 --> 02:15:39.619
overlaps Cleveland news, where the truth gets

02:15:39.619 --> 02:15:42.659
raw Rust belt blues, every crack, every flaw

02:15:42.659 --> 02:15:46.289
Unfilled it takes, no sugar, no draw Hoppy on

02:15:46.289 --> 02:15:49.430
the mic spittin' facts, no law. Back alleys whisper,

02:15:49.569 --> 02:15:52.470
still grit in the air. Hoppy pullin' cards, city

02:15:52.470 --> 02:15:55.010
troops lay bare. Bar sharper than the skyline,

02:15:55.090 --> 02:15:57.529
no time to spare. Opinions heavy as the lake,

02:15:57.609 --> 02:16:01.250
but he don't care. Radio day, static hum in the

02:16:01.250 --> 02:16:03.689
booth. Voice boomin' through the speakers, hittin'

02:16:03.689 --> 02:16:06.670
with the truth. Tower city shadows, echoin' the

02:16:06.670 --> 02:16:09.609
youth. Uncut, unpolished, Cleveland's the proof.

02:16:09.770 --> 02:16:12.630
Hoppy's lens, no rose tint. Just grind every

02:16:12.630 --> 02:16:15.409
segment, a slice of Cleveland's mind from the

02:16:15.409 --> 02:16:40.600
flask. A woman whose teeth were damaged by an

02:16:40.600 --> 02:16:43.959
unlicensed dentist now has a brand new smile.

02:16:44.180 --> 02:16:47.350
And the person accused? is now facing felony

02:16:47.350 --> 02:16:52.069
charges. Noel Williams has an update on this

02:16:52.069 --> 02:16:55.729
story you'll see only on 19 News. Oh, only there!

02:16:55.930 --> 02:16:59.950
It's such an outdated news thing. Um, I got a

02:16:59.950 --> 02:17:03.469
new smile. Nyla Martin -Hopper sure does, and

02:17:03.469 --> 02:17:05.930
it's a big change. She's now wearing porcelain

02:17:05.930 --> 02:17:09.030
veneers, this time done by a licensed dentist.

02:17:09.450 --> 02:17:12.020
Here are her before and after. After photos.

02:17:12.420 --> 02:17:14.760
I'm not in pain anymore. Last time I saw T, I

02:17:14.760 --> 02:17:17.020
know I was. It does have a nice little smile.

02:17:17.459 --> 02:17:20.420
And quite a bit of pain. There you go. So the

02:17:20.420 --> 02:17:22.399
dentist is in trouble, but hey, she got a good

02:17:22.399 --> 02:17:27.420
little smile. I forgive you. Heartfelt words

02:17:27.420 --> 02:17:30.040
to a man who ran down a father in cold blood

02:17:30.040 --> 02:17:32.639
right in front of his son. The hell is going

02:17:32.639 --> 02:17:35.819
on in Cleveland? Everywhere at 5, Stephen Hernandez

02:17:35.819 --> 02:17:43.979
with a message of forgiveness. It wasn't a message

02:17:43.979 --> 02:17:47.540
to ease everyone's pain. Not everyone was forgiving

02:17:47.540 --> 02:17:50.440
in court today. Several of Norman Duncan's family

02:17:50.440 --> 02:17:53.940
members had strong words to say, including his

02:17:53.940 --> 02:17:58.120
own son. Then they turned their car around and

02:17:58.120 --> 02:18:00.280
hit him with a car. I tried to catch him, but

02:18:00.280 --> 02:18:05.239
I didn't. So you were with your dad after he

02:18:05.239 --> 02:18:11.850
was struck by the car? Ah, that sucks. That's

02:18:11.850 --> 02:18:14.250
depressing. What the hell is going on? Clean

02:18:14.250 --> 02:18:18.610
one. Restaurant owner is going to prison for

02:18:18.610 --> 02:18:22.729
stealing COVID relief money from the moron. federal

02:18:22.729 --> 02:18:26.350
government and cheating his own employees with

02:18:26.350 --> 02:18:30.409
how this man betrayed the people closest to him.

02:18:30.530 --> 02:18:33.729
A Cuyahoga County judge sentenced Marcelo Naviz

02:18:33.729 --> 02:18:37.049
to four to six years in prison. In March, Naviz

02:18:37.049 --> 02:18:39.909
pleaded guilty to multiple theft and fraud charges.

02:18:40.090 --> 02:18:43.690
He's screwed. I don't know why he thought that

02:18:43.690 --> 02:18:46.159
was a good idea, but you're stupid. back against

02:18:46.159 --> 02:18:49.299
flock cameras those cameras the city says keep

02:18:49.299 --> 02:18:51.559
you and your family safe thanks for joining us

02:18:51.559 --> 02:18:53.520
tonight everywhere at five i'm chris fry and

02:18:53.520 --> 02:18:56.899
i'm tiffany tucker so the group does not do anything

02:18:56.899 --> 02:18:59.940
to crack down on crime katherine huntley live

02:18:59.940 --> 02:19:03.500
tonight with what their message was today katherine

02:19:06.600 --> 02:19:09.280
Yeah, today a couple dozen people gathered on

02:19:09.280 --> 02:19:12.620
the steps of City Hall to say flock no. No kidding,

02:19:12.780 --> 02:19:15.319
that's the name of their group against this flock

02:19:15.319 --> 02:19:18.159
camera system and license plate readers. They

02:19:18.159 --> 02:19:20.540
don't want it, they don't like it, and they want

02:19:20.540 --> 02:19:22.899
the city to completely cut ties with the flock

02:19:22.899 --> 02:19:25.559
system. I think the city of Cleveland needs to

02:19:25.559 --> 02:20:24.170
cut ties with the city of Cleveland. and paint

02:20:24.170 --> 02:20:27.290
yourself orange and brown every Sunday, you might

02:20:27.290 --> 02:20:34.209
realize, I live in Cleveland. How the hell did

02:20:34.209 --> 02:20:38.750
this happen? Did I used to eat babies in a former

02:20:38.750 --> 02:20:40.870
life? And then you look around at your tiny little

02:20:40.870 --> 02:20:42.569
house that you can't afford because of the mortgage

02:20:42.569 --> 02:20:45.209
crisis and your horrible little sloppy kids who

02:20:45.209 --> 02:20:47.049
have diabetes by the time they're eight and they

02:20:47.049 --> 02:20:50.969
live on corn syrup and lye. And then you look

02:20:50.969 --> 02:20:52.940
at your baby A loaded mess of a wife and she

02:20:52.940 --> 02:20:54.860
waddles towards you with her front butt spilling

02:20:54.860 --> 02:20:57.959
out over the top of her asshole shoes. He's like,

02:20:58.040 --> 02:21:00.079
I'm gonna go shoot myself and my pregnant, smoking

02:21:00.079 --> 02:21:07.500
old daughter, right? Do you regret anything that

02:21:07.500 --> 02:21:09.379
you said about Cleveland? I just don't at all.

02:21:11.500 --> 02:21:14.379
Do you like it? Do you think Cleveland's cool?

02:21:14.479 --> 02:21:16.459
I mean, I never heard anybody say, I'm going

02:21:16.459 --> 02:21:20.809
to Cleveland on vacation. I don't know. I love

02:21:20.809 --> 02:22:00.639
you No matter how crazy or just a liar it is,

02:22:00.799 --> 02:22:04.500
except for Sasquatch, because Sasquatch's dreams

02:22:04.500 --> 02:22:07.780
are different. Forgetting me, what? I'm a circus

02:22:07.780 --> 02:22:12.579
freak. That's all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally,

02:22:12.579 --> 02:22:14.299
I'm one of those guys who can't wait to get to

02:22:14.299 --> 02:23:45.559
work in the morning, like a dairy cow. God, you're

02:23:45.559 --> 02:23:52.319
stupid. God, you're stupid. Hey, what are you

02:23:52.319 --> 02:23:56.040
doing? What is it now, Hooper? Have you turned

02:23:56.040 --> 02:24:33.940
on the TV lately? No, why? at some one at church,

02:24:34.139 --> 02:24:36.299
or in the night light or something. Ooh, you

02:24:36.299 --> 02:24:39.000
think that's nice? Where they put them firecrackers

02:24:39.000 --> 02:24:41.840
up your butthole? Now that's a good... No, not

02:24:41.840 --> 02:24:44.420
that specific thing. But why? That's how I met

02:24:44.420 --> 02:24:47.719
your great -grandpappy. Oh, he loves him, the

02:24:47.719 --> 02:24:50.200
butthole. I told you not, never, ever, not, no,

02:24:50.200 --> 02:24:52.520
damn, don't, never, verbulate that man's name

02:24:52.520 --> 02:24:55.260
in the house again. Who, who thinks that is nice?

02:24:55.639 --> 02:24:58.219
Some of us wear a little too busy thingin' to

02:24:58.219 --> 02:25:01.219
exchange business cards. Don't you go Facebook

02:25:01.219 --> 02:25:14.899
him on the eyeballs, nigger. Whoa, you're a real

02:25:14.899 --> 02:25:18.020
live robot. Or is that some kind of cheesy New

02:25:18.020 --> 02:25:22.239
Year's costume? Why is my shiny metal head? It

02:25:22.239 --> 02:25:24.379
doesn't look so shiny to me. It's kinder than

02:25:24.379 --> 02:26:02.739
yours, Mr. Egg. And that is that. Poppy Hour.

02:26:02.959 --> 02:26:33.250
Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. a reminder, if you don't

02:26:33.250 --> 02:26:35.569
feel like listening to this next song, you can

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skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

02:26:38.350 --> 02:26:40.670
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

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description. I was labeled as slow when I started

02:34:17.770 --> 02:34:20.790
school. Come to find out at the age of 12, the

02:34:20.790 --> 02:34:23.690
doctors decided I was autistic. Now at the age

02:34:23.690 --> 02:34:25.600
of 48, I have completed an He has an associate

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degree in radio broadcasting and works in the

02:34:28.079 --> 02:34:30.680
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The lights are out, so let's get it started It's

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02:40:26.239 --> 02:40:29.020
may look normal, but The truth is, I have a condition

02:40:29.020 --> 02:40:32.100
known as autism. That's right, it's a condition,

02:40:32.360 --> 02:40:35.819
not a disease. Fact is, autism can strike anyone,

02:40:36.139 --> 02:40:38.719
regardless of who they are. People with autism

02:40:38.719 --> 02:40:40.979
normally have difficulties in verbal and non

02:40:40.979 --> 02:40:43.799
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02:40:44.100 --> 02:40:47.159
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02:40:47.159 --> 02:40:49.739
with autism are less likely to have a job and

02:40:49.739 --> 02:40:52.659
more likely to become homeless. I've been judged

02:40:52.659 --> 02:40:55.700
by having loving friends and family, having a

02:40:55.700 --> 02:40:58.610
college education, I have even worked in the

02:40:58.610 --> 02:41:00.770
San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary personality

02:41:00.770 --> 02:41:03.110
for many years. I've always remembered that people

02:41:03.110 --> 02:41:05.629
with autism want the same things as me, to be

02:41:05.629 --> 02:41:07.969
happy and successful. To find out more about

02:41:07.969 --> 02:41:10.750
autism, please contact your local mental health

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center or visit AutismStreet .org. This is Adam

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Renning, and I appreciate your kindness. Thank

02:41:17.170 --> 02:41:20.120
you. Autism, please. Cool breaks, Hoppy's out,

02:41:20.180 --> 02:41:22.120
we're almost done Feels like robbery in vain

02:41:22.120 --> 02:41:24.799
Tryin' Hoppy on the mic, droppin' wisdom in streams

02:41:24.799 --> 02:41:27.500
Syndicated Skaro, now it's time to shatter dreams

02:41:27.500 --> 02:41:31.059
Oh, the Hoppy album's comin' still close Radio

02:41:31.059 --> 02:41:33.579
waves, made it like a well -composed Laughter

02:41:33.579 --> 02:41:36.620
and joy, dissolvin' in the air But we'll keep

02:41:36.620 --> 02:41:45.239
the rhythm, oh, that's just so unfair All night

02:41:45.239 --> 02:41:48.020
buzzin' with the laughter's growin' dim Ear drums

02:41:48.020 --> 02:41:51.200
mixin' Like fingers without rings, VHX to FM

02:41:51.200 --> 02:41:53.760
Shadows hit the street, but soon the sound will

02:41:53.760 --> 02:41:56.840
vanish like shadows in the heat The happy hour

02:41:56.840 --> 02:42:00.219
is coming to a close Radio waves singing like

02:42:00.219 --> 02:42:03.360
a wilting rose Laughter and joy dissolving in

02:42:03.360 --> 02:42:06.479
the air both keep the rhythm Oh life's just so

02:42:06.479 --> 02:42:14.540
unfair Oh life wasn't but the laughter's growing

02:42:14.540 --> 02:42:17.540
dim Ear drums hissing I feel like fakers without

02:42:17.540 --> 02:42:21.100
brains, DHSXM, shadows hit the street, but soon

02:42:21.100 --> 02:42:23.280
the sound will get us like shadows in the heat.

02:42:46.950 --> 02:42:49.389
Like clockwork to a show Now it's time to face

02:42:49.389 --> 02:42:52.170
the silence Like the TV on Snow Riot Hoppy held

02:42:52.170 --> 02:42:55.010
the mic With humor so divine The void left in

02:42:55.010 --> 02:43:03.809
our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty

02:43:03.809 --> 02:43:06.270
secret silence I've become into an end Like a

02:43:06.270 --> 02:43:09.409
rollercoaster stopping How the rivers bend Hoppy's

02:43:09.409 --> 02:43:12.170
jokes and bad things Are daily grind Now silence

02:43:12.170 --> 02:43:15.250
flowers And the thoughts we can't rewind Hoppy

02:43:15.250 --> 02:43:58.000
out PoppyRadio .com You probably had Taco Bell

02:43:58.000 --> 02:44:02.879
before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell

02:44:02.879 --> 02:44:09.020
is poop. And we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour

02:44:09.020 --> 02:44:34.340
is now over. Poppy Hour is now over. concludes

02:44:34.340 --> 02:44:35.200
our broadcast.