National Streaming Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.21.26)

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. After 12 years, swiping right, looking

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for my one and only, I had some good runs. Ah,

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there were some good times. but overall it was

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a learning experience I got a lot of reps in

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and I never thought this day would come if I

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intended but ladies and gentlemen boys and girls

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of the gallery or whatever they say I'm here

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after 144 months whatever amount of days that

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is retiring from Bumble and Tinder and especially

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Hinge. While there are some great women out there

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that you can meet on the dating apps. The constant

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ghosting and lack of communication. And then

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the other party wondering why they're still lonely

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at 38. I just, it reaches a point, you know,

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where it was a good Oh, there's some good times.

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There's that hot -ass 54 -year -old. And that

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college girl. Yeah, it's all good. But life is

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impermanent. We could die at any moment. So nothing

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lasts forever. So I ain't saying it. Even though

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I'll be back on it in two weeks. In other words,

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I'll come back from retirement like Tom Brady.

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Now, it's up in the air if I'll be retiring from

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dating. But the constant lack of communication

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and falling for somebody and then the ghosting,

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it's just, your heartstrings can only take so

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much. 14 years. I am right now. I can't even

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get the amount of time right. I would swipe right

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on everybody. That's a good run. But all good

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things must come to an end. Especially when the

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other comes. So bumble, Tinder, Facebook, dating,

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hinge. I swear nobody's gonna believe me, but

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he was so much more normal before I was pregnant.

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This is one of 12 of the baby mamas of Elon Musk,

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Ashley St. Clair, doing what every modern day

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woman does, where they talk about their exes

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in front of their ring camera while putting on

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makeup. It's called the Alex Earl. Because without

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Elon, there's really nothing else. Interesting

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about Ashley St. Clair. Ashley St. Clair is opening

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up about her love life. Yeah, I would say it's

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pretty normal when a guy wants to get his rocks

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off. But then when a kid's involved and born,

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all of a sudden they change. Why? Because he's

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a deadbeat and you're a money -grabbing imbecile.

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More than a year after the former conservative

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influencer announced that she and Elon Musk had

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welcomed a baby boy together, she shares in a

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May 15th TikTok video why she decided to have

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a baby with the tech mogul. Money! And how getting

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pregnant completely changed their romance. At

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this point in my life, because I'm involved in

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MAGA and the... Oh, you're involved in MAGA!

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I never want to hear you talk about being a feminist.

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Right wing, like, and I'm already a single mom.

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I believe, like, the chances of me getting married

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and my, you know, the white ticket fence. So

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you use them to have a kid? Mm -hmm. This is

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why I want women to stay out of men and use women

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for sex. Women use men for money. White dress.

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I believe that's out the window for me because

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I'm already, like, stained. Oh, yeah. You got

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white stains. I wanted nothing more than to just

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be a mom. I wanted more kids. And the 27 -year

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-old, who also has a son from a previous relationship,

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emphasizes that her biggest concern about having

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more children was financial stability. It's difficult

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being a single mom. It's difficult working and...

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Oh, poor you! No one forced you to have kids.

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kids having to you know wonder if you're gonna

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be able to pay the bills for your kids the next

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month so when Elon is like you know you should

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have more kids It is appealing to do what I've

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always wanted. What, be a cloud chaser with no

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talent? I wanted to do, be a... Be a grifter

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with no talent? Mom, and not have to worry about

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this shit going on in this economy. Yeah, you

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know, you're pretty much admitting you're entitled.

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You're pretty much admitting you use the mask.

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And you're kind of damaged goods. Mm -hmm. She

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says she and the Tesla CEO discussed her getting

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pregnant during a trip to St. Barts, during which

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she said she was ovulating. Oh yeah. You know

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she playing that, she's like, hey, can we go

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to St. Barts the third week of the month? I'm

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pregnant. This is when things start getting weird.

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You're weird, honey. Things got weird when you

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thought he was good to have a kid with. I swear.

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Dummy. Nobody's gonna believe me, but he was

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so much more normal before I was pregnant. Yeah,

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because he was just having sex with you. Mm -hmm.

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He was getting his rocks off. But then when there's

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a kid involved, it all changes. Like, he was...

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It was, like, very normal conversation. Like,

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his demeanor was normal. And I know I'm gonna

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get roasted for this, but in private, like, he...

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funny. I think it's funny that you thought it

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was going to work with him. I have no sympathy

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for you. I have a baby to take care of. You know

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a girl is really mad when they talk like that.

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And they have that long breath. And I also have

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to work and make money. boyfriends touring the

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world, making money to afford your life. God.

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You know who you were having sex with? He's very

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open about his borderline personality disorder.

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Hewitt dropping that bomb on her followers, claiming

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she's raising her five -month -old daughter with

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Pete Davidson, Scotty, by herself. Well, that's

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a huge problem. You met him after like two weeks,

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moved in, and then had a kid. No one was Stopping

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you from using Plan B. But the source tells ET,

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it's not true. How are you? Yeah, you don't say.

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A woman being obnoxious on social media for clout?

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No way! Breaking news! Talking about fatherhood,

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now that the reality is kicking in, what kind

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of father do you hope you can be? Well, I honestly

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couldn't be more excited. He sounds excited.

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He means well. He's mentally ill, like me! No,

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it's been my dream forever since I was a little

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kid. The baby's mother is one of my favorite

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people ever. Ever exist ever. She's going to

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be a great mom. And I'm just stoked. And I hope

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to be, you know. You know Elsie ain't innocent.

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She has just like 55 without her. Like, shut

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up. The Yeah, despite their recent split, E .T.'s

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source says Pete is very much involved in Scotty's

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life, and the model -slash -actress's social

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media confes - Ah, she's an actress! I don't

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want to fan of Elsie Hewitt! Shut up! ...including

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liking comments about Pete being out of the picture

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and leaving her a single mom. Man, women wonder

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why they're just skin, you know? I'm not saying

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not respected, but why men are annoyed when you're

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liking comments instead of trying to fix the

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relationship. Mother of the year and father of

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the year. Surprise. That was close to the former

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couple. Pete financially supports both Scotty

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and Elsie. Exactly. He has to support to make

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money. present in Scotty's life. His priority

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is Scotty, and he cares about Elsie's well -being.

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Elsie's just mad that it didn't work out and

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that she had a kid after two months. Elsie, that

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is a huge problem. At some point when women like

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Elsie St. Clair and Halon or Elsie Hill and Pete

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Davidson, when you have a kid, you gotta take

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accountability as well. It's not always the man's

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fault. What happened with James Harden last night?

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He choked. Oh, yeah. It is hump day, which means

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I hope my audience gets laid. Nothing turns on

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a girl more than happy hour. Maybe not. Attention,

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Hoppy's Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy.

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Oh yeah, what up? How are you? I want to give

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a shout out. A round of applause. To one of the

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greatest bosses I've ever had, who will be leaving

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Beasley Media Group my day job. I made a post

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that said, shout out to my homie and boss, Rick

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Thomas, for everything. I have learned how to

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be more professional and organized from this

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man. But I also love our talks when I talk his

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ear off in his office about his stories with

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Mancow and Lovecheese and his loyalty. I wholeheartedly

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believe that he should be in the Radio Hall of

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Fame. He's the GOAT. Jim Mulligan comments, he

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will be in the Radio Hall of Fame one day. Kristen

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Weber goes, 100 % agree. Rick is the best. One

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of the greats of Tampa radio, Keith Conner says,

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oh, he's a good dude. Rick Thomas, you're the

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man. Everyone knows that I manically quit my

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day job when I was having a bipolar breakdown.

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I don't know. What was going on three years ago?

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He had no reason to bring me back. I went to

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conservative radio and did that for a minute.

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It paid well, but I was getting like three downloads

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an episode. So I DM'd Rick. I said, hey, Rick,

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I am so sorry about how I quit. So anyway, I

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could, I forget how I messaged him. I had it

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really well written out. And he goes, it takes

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a true man to say sorry. Well, why don't you

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come in tomorrow and we'll talk it out. And two

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years later, I'm staying humble, but I'm still

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here. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy had to dedicate the episode

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to Rick Thomas. How could you not? And he also

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had his assistant, Reezy, Sean Sorelli, who passed

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away of COVID five years ago. But that was my

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dude. Because I also knew Rick over at Cox Media

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Group when I worked at The Bone. And John Brennan,

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the talent coach that he is, took the podcast

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room away from me. So, Sean Sorelli. Reezy was

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his nickname. He spoke to Rick and Rick authorized

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me to record my podcast at Cox Media. But then

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after Rick left and John Brennan took his job,

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he took everything from me. How about those ratings?

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Yeah. All I will say is a radio station that's

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getting ratings doesn't need to have billboards

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about an HR department all around the bank. What

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do we got here? Snooki, well, first of all, she's

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talking about Wendy Williams, that dirty running

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one. But you can't talk about Wendy Williams

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without playing this banger in a club. This next

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headline is a reminder. I'm a terrible person.

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Why do I have this? I'm sorry, she has dementia.

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She really hurt a lot of people. Because she's

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a hurt person. But this intro. Oh, yeah. What's

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going on? How's it going? Here's Snooki saying

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that Wendy Williams tested her pregnancy and

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gave her alcohol on air. Wendy Williams. She

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was wild. She was intimidating. She was kind

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of a hag. She made you drink when you were pregnant.

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She made you drink when you were pregnant? Well,

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she was secretly pregnant. Well, she heard there

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was a rumor that I was pregnant. So she made

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you? She brought out beer for me and Jenny and

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she goes, well, let's see if you're pregnant.

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Wendy, karma hit you. Like, so crazy. And I was

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like... And then you saw her in Target two weeks

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later and you shunned her. Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

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What a moron. Gee, I wonder why your husband

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cheated on you. That. Of course, he would cheat

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on her because of stuff like that. But then there's

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also the burp and fart compilation of Wendy Williams

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burping and farting on TV. It's a matter of time.

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She's not lonely. I apologize. I apologize. She's

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not lonely, but you can't even do that locker

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room thing. That cop wasn't playing that. I mean,

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you're lucky. You're lucky you only got battery.

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What if he filed for sexual assault? There was

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rumors that she was drinking behind the scenes.

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So she must have just been gassy from all that

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booze. All right. Excuse me. Look, I don't know

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what's going on. I don't know who you're going

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to... ...on 14 -year -old basketball games. Wow,

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that makes me feel old that it's about Bronnie

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being 14. There you go. There's the burping compilation.

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That's the best of Wendy Williams. Her radio

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show was good back in the day, but on TV, she

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didn't really trend. It's nothing personal. Everything

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personal. I don't know why I said that. 856 -49

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-HOPI. That's 856 -494 -6773. Leave me a voicemail.

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Here's this mutant. Senator Ted Cruz has a fiercely

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intense argument. That's a weird way to put it.

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Overcompensating violent January 6th rioters.

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I'm concerned that January 6th rioters, violent

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January 6th rioters who were convicted. And then

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pardon. I'm a little worried that they're going

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to be entitled to taxpayer money, that money's

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going to come out of my pocket. And go into their

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pockets. Do you think violent, convicted, and

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then pardoned. Pardoned. I love that Australian

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accent. Do you think they should be eligible

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for this sort of slash fund? I'm going to guess

00:19:26.390 --> 00:19:30.869
that Ted Cruz sides with them. Why do I say that?

00:19:31.049 --> 00:19:34.250
Because they were mutants. And so is he. I'm

00:19:34.250 --> 00:19:35.970
surprised you're worried about that. But I'm

00:19:35.970 --> 00:19:39.079
curious, were you worried at all? When Joe Biden

00:19:39.079 --> 00:19:41.420
was weaponizing the Department of Justice. Oh,

00:19:41.420 --> 00:19:44.339
my God. That's what every conservative douchebag

00:19:44.339 --> 00:19:47.940
does. All of a sudden, they make it about Biden.

00:19:48.559 --> 00:19:50.680
Biden's got cancer and he's on death's door.

00:19:52.420 --> 00:19:57.119
You can't keep going to Biden. No, you don't.

00:19:57.119 --> 00:20:00.460
I understand you got a political agenda. Oh,

00:20:01.259 --> 00:20:05.059
my God. Is Ted Cruz just an unlikable twat? Look,

00:20:05.519 --> 00:20:08.740
I get you get to ask a question. I get to give

00:20:08.740 --> 00:20:14.079
the answer. You know Ted Cruz is terrible and

00:20:14.079 --> 00:20:16.680
done. I'm giving you my answer. Okay. Which is

00:20:16.680 --> 00:20:19.039
that you were not remotely concerned when Joe

00:20:19.039 --> 00:20:21.519
Biden weaponized the Department of Justice to

00:20:21.519 --> 00:20:26.200
go out. I'm sick of him. Freaking annoying. Just

00:20:26.200 --> 00:20:32.980
an absolute douche. Rasheed Rice from the Kansas

00:20:32.980 --> 00:20:36.079
City Chiefs broke his probation violation by

00:20:36.079 --> 00:20:39.519
smoking weed. And you know what happened? He

00:20:39.519 --> 00:20:41.819
is going to jail for 30 days. Man, how stupid

00:20:41.819 --> 00:20:45.000
are you? Look, I know you're stupid because you

00:20:45.000 --> 00:20:47.839
got CTE, but you literally got away with a crime.

00:20:47.880 --> 00:20:51.480
And you're like, oh, I got to get high. What

00:20:51.480 --> 00:20:57.480
are you doing? There is this woman going on,

00:20:57.720 --> 00:21:00.539
talking about scamming guys on dating apps. I

00:21:00.539 --> 00:21:02.900
love being evil to men. Sometimes late on, like,

00:21:02.920 --> 00:21:04.480
a Friday or Saturday night, I go on what I call

00:21:04.480 --> 00:21:06.700
a Hinge rampage, where I match with just, like,

00:21:06.740 --> 00:21:09.019
a bunch of guys on Hinge, and then rile. Hinge

00:21:09.019 --> 00:21:11.220
is the worst. All the girls in there are, like,

00:21:11.220 --> 00:21:13.539
marketing directors, and they think they're better

00:21:13.539 --> 00:21:16.039
than you. I'm all up to the point where they're

00:21:16.039 --> 00:21:18.220
like, come over, come over, come over. And to

00:21:18.220 --> 00:21:20.019
all of them, I'm like, yes, like, send your address,

00:21:20.119 --> 00:21:23.319
like, literally on my way. And then I just shut

00:21:23.319 --> 00:21:27.880
off my phone. Whatever, homie. No more. Man.

00:21:28.880 --> 00:21:32.450
Hey! He tries to weaponize men, but women ain't

00:21:32.450 --> 00:21:35.849
innocent either. It's almost like all humans

00:21:35.849 --> 00:21:40.109
suck. Ah, what do we got here? Holly Randall

00:21:40.109 --> 00:21:43.769
tells Taylor Vixen that her biological mom exposed

00:21:43.769 --> 00:21:46.589
her to pornography at age 13. This is the weirdest

00:21:46.589 --> 00:21:48.369
part about the headline. Not even that part.

00:21:48.650 --> 00:21:56.650
The way they spelled it, it's like pornography.

00:21:57.089 --> 00:22:04.670
Six? No, it's C6RN6GRAPHY, pornography. Weird.

00:22:04.789 --> 00:22:08.269
These algorithms are making us stupid. Like a

00:22:08.269 --> 00:22:09.529
teenager, I think, at the time. She was like,

00:22:09.589 --> 00:22:11.230
look at this. You can't look at the rest of the

00:22:11.230 --> 00:22:13.710
magazine, but look at this page. And I was like,

00:22:13.829 --> 00:22:16.170
that's great, mom. Yeah. I mean, she knows, like,

00:22:16.190 --> 00:22:19.079
mommy was a tramp. i mean obviously i don't talk

00:22:19.079 --> 00:22:20.640
to her she knows what i'm going out of town for

00:22:20.640 --> 00:22:22.539
shoot and things like that i mean the travel's

00:22:22.539 --> 00:22:25.799
hard she's my husband's there thank god um and

00:22:25.799 --> 00:22:28.299
um and she used to you know stay with my parents

00:22:28.299 --> 00:22:30.700
my parents live in texas but um you know we're

00:22:30.700 --> 00:22:34.640
in vegas now but yeah oh yeah of course you're

00:22:34.640 --> 00:22:37.180
in vegas i mean she's 16 now she's pretty she's

00:22:37.180 --> 00:22:38.940
pretty self -sufficient she's oh yeah you know

00:22:38.940 --> 00:22:42.299
she got beef curtains now she's uh she she's

00:22:42.299 --> 00:22:44.460
got friends as well. So she's always, she's always

00:22:44.460 --> 00:22:46.039
taken care of. I mean, I swear when I'm there,

00:22:46.079 --> 00:22:47.359
I feel like she, all she does is stay in a room

00:22:47.359 --> 00:22:48.980
the whole time. So it's like, I'm like, calm

00:22:48.980 --> 00:22:52.220
down people. Oh yeah. Cause you're on the second

00:22:52.220 --> 00:22:56.200
floor coming. I know. Water, blah, blah, blah.

00:22:56.900 --> 00:22:59.519
Man, there are more podcasts than marriages now.

00:23:00.900 --> 00:23:07.880
Fans are speculating that Alabama Barker, that

00:23:07.880 --> 00:23:15.720
bust down. He's cheating on them. Neon. After

00:23:15.720 --> 00:23:18.440
Neon was talking to a girl named Torda in Vegas.

00:23:21.099 --> 00:23:24.799
Are we really going to act like this Neon relationship

00:23:24.799 --> 00:23:28.339
with Alabama Barker's real? She likes guys that

00:23:28.339 --> 00:23:38.980
are BBC. They were making out. Torda and Neon.

00:23:42.579 --> 00:23:46.039
Oh, my God. Neon's ruining his life. Reminds

00:23:46.039 --> 00:23:48.059
me of when I dated my ex nine years ago. She's

00:23:48.059 --> 00:23:49.740
like, what are you doing, dude? Stay single.

00:23:51.359 --> 00:23:53.400
Here's everyone's favorite hot ass comedian.

00:23:55.200 --> 00:23:58.380
Open marriage, Nikki Glaser. She says she thought

00:23:58.380 --> 00:23:59.920
there must be something wrong with her because

00:23:59.920 --> 00:24:03.559
she didn't desire to get moral. Wrong with me

00:24:03.559 --> 00:24:06.019
that I wasn't desiring putting a dick in my mouth.

00:24:06.160 --> 00:24:09.940
Oh, yeah. Realize that that's not, no one really.

00:24:10.119 --> 00:24:12.519
No, no one does, even now. Yes, as women. And

00:24:12.519 --> 00:24:13.980
people will convince themselves they do, and

00:24:13.980 --> 00:24:16.119
I totally understand that, like, you do in some

00:24:16.119 --> 00:24:18.259
way, but it's because you are getting a sense

00:24:18.259 --> 00:24:19.859
of control, or you're getting. Yeah, you know,

00:24:19.880 --> 00:24:22.859
you're watching the guys curl on his toes. Look

00:24:22.859 --> 00:24:25.640
at all happy. Giving pleasure. Right. There's

00:24:25.640 --> 00:24:27.720
no pleasure center in your mouth that you are

00:24:27.720 --> 00:24:30.640
actually getting an actual feeling of pleasure

00:24:30.640 --> 00:24:33.400
in your body. I think some girls do. But there

00:24:33.400 --> 00:24:35.759
is pleasure in giving pleasure to someone. Yes.

00:24:35.819 --> 00:24:39.269
If you're like. Blah, blah, blah. No wonder he's

00:24:39.269 --> 00:24:40.910
talking to other women. I bet she uses teeth.

00:24:41.089 --> 00:24:44.470
By the way, she listens to Taylor Swift, so that's

00:24:44.470 --> 00:24:47.309
kind of the verdict there. Ah, there's this hot

00:24:47.309 --> 00:24:53.029
-ass girl right here. I love how, I know it's

00:24:53.029 --> 00:24:55.430
audio, so you can't really see what the girl

00:24:55.430 --> 00:24:57.490
looks like, but she's very pretty. And I love

00:24:57.490 --> 00:25:01.710
how some guy named Brian Ellis, who is the podcast,

00:25:01.869 --> 00:25:04.190
hosted that podcast, whatever, he calls her Average,

00:25:04.309 --> 00:25:07.920
and it says in the caption of the video, Is it

00:25:07.920 --> 00:25:10.539
bad for society that average at best women like

00:25:10.539 --> 00:25:12.539
this don't find men attractive? Genuine question.

00:25:12.640 --> 00:25:14.420
And I know the fuglies are going to get offended,

00:25:14.500 --> 00:25:18.259
but are there hot guys out there? Nah, you're

00:25:18.259 --> 00:25:22.259
just a vaping moron. For the girls, are you guys

00:25:22.259 --> 00:25:25.119
seeing hot guys in the wild outside at night

00:25:25.119 --> 00:25:28.099
anywhere? Because unless I'm literally going

00:25:28.099 --> 00:25:30.400
to all the wrong places, which I don't. You're

00:25:30.400 --> 00:25:32.420
just picking on a sociopath. That's what it is.

00:25:32.539 --> 00:25:36.130
I think I am. I cannot remember the last time

00:25:36.130 --> 00:25:40.349
I saw a man that was attractive. Hey, well, you're

00:25:40.349 --> 00:25:43.170
pretty hot, but I wouldn't pay for your drinks.

00:25:45.210 --> 00:25:47.450
Clavicular says he checks if girls are on birth

00:25:47.450 --> 00:25:49.869
control. If you're constantly pulling women,

00:25:49.990 --> 00:25:52.630
and this is what I would always do. He's like

00:25:52.630 --> 00:25:55.230
a dumber version of Andrew Tate. You could say

00:25:55.230 --> 00:25:58.710
what you want about Andrew Tate, but he's kind

00:25:58.710 --> 00:26:02.059
of smart. Clavicular is a moron. I just like

00:26:02.059 --> 00:26:07.680
to gauge my dimorphism was... Dimorphism. If

00:26:07.680 --> 00:26:10.759
a girl was prescribed birth control. He's got

00:26:10.759 --> 00:26:12.599
that Gen Z thing where he read a lot of textbooks

00:26:12.599 --> 00:26:14.079
so he thinks he's smarter than us because he

00:26:14.079 --> 00:26:18.460
uses big words to see if I was like, you know,

00:26:18.480 --> 00:26:22.470
cocked in any way. So yeah, if you're usually

00:26:22.470 --> 00:26:24.309
pulling girls that are on, that's not a good

00:26:24.309 --> 00:26:28.990
sign. That's marginal. I'm sorry. No, it's legit.

00:26:29.210 --> 00:26:31.609
It's very legit. Wow. I feel stupid listening

00:26:31.609 --> 00:26:34.890
to this. Marginal. No, legit. Women on birth

00:26:34.890 --> 00:26:38.029
control are more attracted to feminine men is

00:26:38.029 --> 00:26:40.069
what you're saying? Yes, correct. Because they're

00:26:40.069 --> 00:26:47.859
taking their E. Such a sociopath. He'd be perfect

00:26:47.859 --> 00:26:50.539
for morning radio. Hello, this is the Jones Show.

00:26:50.740 --> 00:26:53.859
Do we have the cheater on the line? Ah, Kevin

00:26:53.859 --> 00:26:57.400
Gates says he's been banned from TikTok for three

00:26:57.400 --> 00:27:02.359
days. So TikTok banned me for three days. All

00:27:02.359 --> 00:27:05.619
of a sudden, I ain't much to do. Heard they say

00:27:05.619 --> 00:27:11.190
I said hate speech. You probably did, man. I

00:27:11.190 --> 00:27:14.170
know I've been a hater. I don't really think

00:27:14.170 --> 00:27:17.190
that's correct. In my life. I like Kevin Gates.

00:27:18.089 --> 00:27:21.470
I like the song Out The Mood. He's a good rapper.

00:27:21.549 --> 00:27:23.450
Don't get me wrong. I think I might have even

00:27:23.450 --> 00:27:25.369
seen him when I was drunk once. I can't remember.

00:27:25.589 --> 00:27:27.390
But I'm telling you, ladies and gentlemen, boys

00:27:27.390 --> 00:27:30.410
and girls, because I got a lot of free tickets

00:27:30.410 --> 00:27:32.930
from working the radio. The thing is, you probably

00:27:32.930 --> 00:27:37.329
did. Then they said, like, I really rolled the

00:27:37.329 --> 00:27:39.690
short bus. I got the right to say I'm retarded.

00:27:39.750 --> 00:27:41.690
I'm really retarded. You used the R word. You're

00:27:41.690 --> 00:27:44.450
a douche. I took every medication you could take.

00:27:44.589 --> 00:27:50.869
I just don't take meds. You sound ignorant. And

00:27:50.869 --> 00:27:57.529
what else? What they said. I did. I did. You

00:27:57.529 --> 00:28:00.289
don't even know what you're doing. That was it.

00:28:00.470 --> 00:28:04.750
Oh. Oh, yeah. Anyway, yeah. Yeah, you got my

00:28:04.750 --> 00:28:07.730
girl next to me. Yeah. They ain't even send me

00:28:07.730 --> 00:28:09.789
the video or the hate speech. They sent me a

00:28:09.789 --> 00:28:15.750
video of me asking what I said. I will say TikTok

00:28:15.750 --> 00:28:20.769
sucks. All right. We'll get to Megyn Kelly in

00:28:20.769 --> 00:28:22.630
a second. I'm not ready to talk about Dirty Rod

00:28:22.630 --> 00:28:25.690
and Hanks. Oh, they got chicks in the office.

00:28:26.710 --> 00:28:29.630
I had a biggest crush on Rhea. She's so freaking

00:28:29.630 --> 00:28:32.519
hot. Supposedly they break down that Taylor and

00:28:32.519 --> 00:28:34.440
Travis have the same look every time they go

00:28:34.440 --> 00:28:37.960
into a club. Travis walking and her like gazing

00:28:37.960 --> 00:28:42.000
lovingly at him. It's so staged. Every single

00:28:42.000 --> 00:28:44.920
night that they went out to dinner this week.

00:28:44.980 --> 00:28:46.839
I would pay good money to watch the chicks in

00:28:46.839 --> 00:28:49.460
the office do some stuff. It was the same exact

00:28:49.460 --> 00:28:52.119
picture. Like here it is here. And then here

00:28:52.119 --> 00:28:54.690
it is here. You got your big strong. The hot

00:28:54.690 --> 00:28:56.710
boyfriend leading the way. No, I'm with you.

00:28:56.750 --> 00:28:59.690
I just, I love. Where's Rita? She ain't there.

00:29:00.029 --> 00:29:03.609
They got the look down. No. There you go. They

00:29:03.609 --> 00:29:06.410
got the look down. Isn't your life better off

00:29:06.410 --> 00:29:12.869
knowing? I love this. Joy Taylor says issues

00:29:12.869 --> 00:29:15.250
relating to childbirth are only there because

00:29:15.250 --> 00:29:19.269
men can't get pregnant. She's such a, she's just

00:29:19.269 --> 00:29:24.839
such a dirty, rotten moron. She cheated on her

00:29:24.839 --> 00:29:28.799
husband and then got the job because she went

00:29:28.799 --> 00:29:31.960
to work with Emmanuel Ajo and the Fox Sports

00:29:31.960 --> 00:29:38.200
CEO. And now she's trying to act like she's this

00:29:38.200 --> 00:29:43.960
feminist. It's just, if I could have one wish

00:29:43.960 --> 00:29:46.779
for the world. It would be to have Rachel have

00:29:46.779 --> 00:29:49.740
more songs. It would be that men and women could

00:29:49.740 --> 00:29:53.099
get pregnant. I don't want that. You don't even

00:29:53.099 --> 00:29:56.519
want kids. You'd be a terrible mom. You're already

00:29:56.519 --> 00:30:01.259
a terrible person. You got those sociopathic

00:30:01.259 --> 00:30:03.900
eyes. Yeah, you're hot as hell, but that can

00:30:03.900 --> 00:30:07.779
only go so far. Because if men and women could

00:30:07.779 --> 00:30:09.980
be pregnant, we would not be having these conversations.

00:30:10.539 --> 00:30:13.440
Oh, really? Well, men would probably remember

00:30:13.440 --> 00:30:16.119
to take the pill every day. How many times do

00:30:16.119 --> 00:30:17.720
you hear a girl go, oh, I take the pill every

00:30:17.720 --> 00:30:21.619
three days. Why am I pregnant? This would not

00:30:21.619 --> 00:30:24.539
be an issue. If men could get pregnant, you could

00:30:24.539 --> 00:30:28.180
get an abortion at a drive -thru. That is not

00:30:28.180 --> 00:30:34.299
a bad point. Hey, grab the vacuum. Could you

00:30:34.299 --> 00:30:36.440
imagine if there was a drive -thru abortion?

00:30:39.220 --> 00:30:50.349
Hey, come here. Let's get it. If Megan get pregnant,

00:30:50.549 --> 00:30:55.609
have been done on giving birth, you could give

00:30:55.609 --> 00:30:58.109
birth and feel absolutely nothing and recover

00:30:58.109 --> 00:31:00.950
in three days. Yeah, that's how it is. It's pretty

00:31:00.950 --> 00:31:04.930
awesome. But you have this thing where you can

00:31:04.930 --> 00:31:08.240
sleep your head in a tub. The problem is. When

00:31:08.240 --> 00:31:10.180
you get caught, then you do podcasts about dating

00:31:10.180 --> 00:31:12.519
because you were never that good at sports. You

00:31:12.519 --> 00:31:14.619
were only good at going, hey, Paul Pierce, what

00:31:14.619 --> 00:31:16.140
do you think of this topic? Hey, Emmanuel Acho,

00:31:16.299 --> 00:31:17.859
I'm going to have sex with you later and we're

00:31:17.859 --> 00:31:21.059
going to talk about sports. But then when it's

00:31:21.059 --> 00:31:22.980
time for you to do a podcast, you go to dating

00:31:22.980 --> 00:31:25.299
because that's all you know is sex. The advancements

00:31:25.299 --> 00:31:28.759
that would have been done in the medical field

00:31:28.759 --> 00:31:34.640
to make childbirth as seamless, as safe. What

00:31:34.640 --> 00:31:38.640
is he even talking about? Why is this your topic?

00:31:39.240 --> 00:31:43.259
No wonder your podcast sucks. As comfortable,

00:31:43.539 --> 00:31:45.940
the recovery, all of it as perfect as possible.

00:31:46.039 --> 00:31:49.539
Whatever. Blah, blah, blah, blah. This is what

00:31:49.539 --> 00:32:02.940
I think of this segment. 8, 5, 6, 49, Hoppy.

00:32:03.000 --> 00:32:05.680
Here's another clip from these streamers out

00:32:05.680 --> 00:32:12.539
there. So there's something going on with Neon

00:32:12.539 --> 00:32:16.039
and Alabama Barker. Maybe they should bust out.

00:32:16.339 --> 00:32:18.700
And he fell in love with us. But never mind.

00:32:18.980 --> 00:32:23.700
But the thing is, Fosay, who's another streamer,

00:32:23.859 --> 00:32:28.779
was stunned when Neon avoided mentioning Alabama

00:32:28.779 --> 00:32:34.180
Barker. Lovely. Who are you talking to right

00:32:34.180 --> 00:32:41.349
now? Well, I'm, you know, I'm just, um, you know,

00:32:41.430 --> 00:32:44.529
yeah, there's nothing worse. I've had this happen

00:32:44.529 --> 00:32:46.950
to me a few times where you start talking to

00:32:46.950 --> 00:32:50.089
a girl. Yeah. Yeah. God, you do your thing. And

00:32:50.089 --> 00:32:51.970
then you start telling your friends and all of

00:32:51.970 --> 00:32:55.569
a sudden the girl goes on you. And then you're

00:32:55.569 --> 00:32:57.509
like, your friends are like, what about that

00:32:57.509 --> 00:32:59.680
girl? And you're like, I should have kept my

00:32:59.680 --> 00:33:01.460
mouth shut. Life gets tough sometimes. Why are

00:33:01.460 --> 00:33:03.579
you scared to just say her name? Nah, it's not

00:33:03.579 --> 00:33:07.500
that, bro. Yeah, it is, bro. It's not that. No,

00:33:07.559 --> 00:33:09.279
what is it? I try to keep a lot of my, you know,

00:33:09.299 --> 00:33:11.099
like, just, I just. Yeah, two weeks ago, he's

00:33:11.099 --> 00:33:14.380
like, I bought you a Birkin bag. I paid $20 ,000

00:33:14.380 --> 00:33:18.680
to buy you a Birkin bag. Now he's like, I want

00:33:18.680 --> 00:33:20.960
to keep my dirty life private. But she's banging

00:33:20.960 --> 00:33:24.869
other dads. You know, you probably got a roster.

00:33:25.089 --> 00:33:26.910
No, I don't, I don't. They all be talking about

00:33:26.910 --> 00:33:30.430
it. Like, I saw that clip about 6ix9ine and Ryan

00:33:30.430 --> 00:33:32.549
talking about it. Oh, my God. Ryan said you always

00:33:32.549 --> 00:33:35.670
got a two -piece on you. No. Oh, yeah. I'm getting

00:33:35.670 --> 00:33:38.829
a little sick of Neon. Mm -hmm. The guy is for

00:33:38.829 --> 00:33:41.230
the streets, and he acts like, I'm a good guy,

00:33:41.250 --> 00:33:45.650
man. I got balls. You find love in a promiscuous

00:33:45.650 --> 00:33:50.019
woman. The no jumper crew of that sex offender

00:33:50.019 --> 00:33:52.420
should be out on 22. Finds out live on their

00:33:52.420 --> 00:33:56.279
stream that their co -host young and Jeff was

00:33:56.279 --> 00:34:00.740
arrested by LAPD robbery homicide division held

00:34:00.740 --> 00:34:04.140
on a million dollar bail. Maurice Shellman. Nah,

00:34:04.339 --> 00:34:08.329
they got felony. Whoa. Felony for what? It doesn't

00:34:08.329 --> 00:34:10.269
say. Working with you. It doesn't specify. It

00:34:10.269 --> 00:34:12.190
don't say no more. It used to say. But I could

00:34:12.190 --> 00:34:15.349
tell by the. I wonder if whack went. Ratted on

00:34:15.349 --> 00:34:19.889
him. L .A. Robbery and Homicide Division. Oh,

00:34:19.989 --> 00:34:24.090
no. No, no, no. That's the agency. That's bad.

00:34:24.170 --> 00:34:27.750
It's 77th Street, bro. Million dollar bail. Million

00:34:27.750 --> 00:34:29.889
dollar bail doesn't seem. I mean, that's what

00:34:29.889 --> 00:34:32.460
they gave Chud. No, no, no. Chad the Builder's

00:34:32.460 --> 00:34:35.440
a loser as well. The only million dollar build

00:34:35.440 --> 00:34:38.840
in L .A. is a million dollars. That's a hard

00:34:38.840 --> 00:34:42.940
one, bro. Oh, man. That's fucked up, bro. Freak.

00:34:43.400 --> 00:34:48.679
They all talk like idiocracy. I wonder when they're

00:34:48.679 --> 00:34:50.119
about to climax. They're like, I'm about to.

00:34:53.179 --> 00:34:55.300
Don't you feel smarter for listening to. Cut.

00:34:58.559 --> 00:35:03.300
Cut. Uh, Chud the Builder's lawyer said he's

00:35:03.300 --> 00:35:07.659
not a racist. Oh, he totally is. Mm -hmm. Mindy

00:35:07.659 --> 00:35:12.519
Kaling discusses the rumors that her and, um,

00:35:12.599 --> 00:35:15.480
Ryan from the office were banging, and she says

00:35:15.480 --> 00:35:19.019
they were none. Uh, Kim, Eminem's ex, releases

00:35:19.019 --> 00:35:21.880
a new mugshot of her smiling after a DUI. She

00:35:21.880 --> 00:35:24.219
knows her ex -baby daddy's gonna help pay for

00:35:24.219 --> 00:35:31.070
it. Mm -hmm. Senator Tim Kaine. discusses his

00:35:31.070 --> 00:35:34.489
take on the possible prenup, well, probable prenup

00:35:34.489 --> 00:35:39.690
between Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. Oh, did

00:35:39.690 --> 00:35:46.070
he ever? Oh, he really did. 856 -49 -Hobby. Here

00:35:46.070 --> 00:35:53.539
is the clip of him talking about it. Senator,

00:35:53.679 --> 00:35:56.699
T -TMZ. Why don't you ride with me? TMZ's been

00:35:56.699 --> 00:35:59.780
hanging out in Washington, D .C. a lot. Oh my

00:35:59.780 --> 00:36:03.139
gosh, are you kidding me? Let's - Oh! I know

00:36:03.139 --> 00:36:06.239
Charlie from TMZ. Tell me your name. I'm his

00:36:06.239 --> 00:36:10.079
better half. I'm Jacob. Okay, Jacob. Thank you

00:36:10.079 --> 00:36:12.000
for the invite. Yeah, sure. You know, I have

00:36:12.000 --> 00:36:15.130
a - Taylor Swift question for you. Okay, you're

00:36:15.130 --> 00:36:18.010
going to find what a dunce I am. It's okay. Yeah,

00:36:18.010 --> 00:36:21.550
you're already a dunce at everything. I don't

00:36:21.550 --> 00:36:23.510
even need to follow her to get this question.

00:36:23.789 --> 00:36:26.789
So, you know her and Travis Kelsey. They're getting

00:36:26.789 --> 00:36:28.489
married, right? I'm a huge fan. I grew up in

00:36:28.489 --> 00:36:30.309
Kansas City, so that I do know. How's it going,

00:36:30.409 --> 00:36:35.250
sir? Are you getting off? This is a Jewish guy

00:36:35.250 --> 00:36:37.130
looking around like, what is going on? Your basement?

00:36:37.349 --> 00:36:40.489
No, that's one. Okay. It's a confusing elevator

00:36:40.489 --> 00:36:44.590
system. This is a weird interaction. Don't feel

00:36:44.590 --> 00:36:47.590
bad. It happens all the time, right? So Taylor

00:36:47.590 --> 00:36:49.550
Swift and Travis Kelsey, they're getting married.

00:36:49.670 --> 00:36:52.070
And right now they're considering which states

00:36:52.070 --> 00:36:55.409
have the most favorable prenup laws. Got it.

00:36:55.510 --> 00:36:57.829
Oh, my God. You know, because it's like there's

00:36:57.829 --> 00:36:59.510
a bunch of places that they could get married

00:36:59.510 --> 00:37:03.630
in. So do you think, though, that prenup... I

00:37:03.630 --> 00:37:06.670
kind of like this Tim Kaine guy's energy. He's

00:37:06.670 --> 00:37:08.630
a good -ass dude. I know he's a senator, so that

00:37:08.630 --> 00:37:11.570
means he sucks. Laws should be federalized. Like,

00:37:11.570 --> 00:37:15.269
what? No? Why not? Absolutely. I think you should

00:37:15.269 --> 00:37:17.949
only federalize something when it is, like, really

00:37:17.949 --> 00:37:21.429
important. I agree, bud. That there be a national

00:37:21.429 --> 00:37:23.929
policy. And, you know, Virginia has different

00:37:23.929 --> 00:37:25.949
rules about many different things than Kansas

00:37:25.949 --> 00:37:28.750
does where I grew up. And actually, I kind of

00:37:28.750 --> 00:37:31.349
think that that's a system that was set up. To

00:37:31.349 --> 00:37:33.329
make sense, because then you learn some things.

00:37:33.349 --> 00:37:35.170
Well, this one state did something that we didn't

00:37:35.170 --> 00:37:40.929
do. There's Tim Kaine. He has kind of daddy energy,

00:37:41.050 --> 00:37:45.250
doesn't he? Here's Michelle Obama saying that

00:37:45.250 --> 00:37:47.909
not all MAGA is racist. Look some people in the

00:37:47.909 --> 00:37:50.630
face and tell them you have no right to be angry

00:37:50.630 --> 00:37:53.650
or to do something that maybe is against your

00:37:53.650 --> 00:37:56.090
own interests. That's what that's human nature.

00:37:56.250 --> 00:37:58.690
Many of the people who voted for my husband twice.

00:38:01.159 --> 00:38:03.179
And I know that that's how they feel. It's like,

00:38:03.219 --> 00:38:05.679
this isn't, this isn't about anything other than.

00:38:05.800 --> 00:38:07.860
So she actually isn't talking about mega. It

00:38:07.860 --> 00:38:11.400
was clickbait. I'm just, we need, we need something

00:38:11.400 --> 00:38:14.019
different. Wow. That was the clip about mega.

00:38:14.099 --> 00:38:19.539
She didn't even talk about mega. Man, I love

00:38:19.539 --> 00:38:24.079
clickbait. Let's see here. Eight, five, six,

00:38:24.119 --> 00:38:29.929
49. Okay. This is funny. I should probably finish

00:38:29.929 --> 00:38:31.989
the number. I do that a lot where I say the first

00:38:31.989 --> 00:38:36.769
six of the numbers. 856 -494 -6773. So DaBaby

00:38:36.769 --> 00:38:40.329
was leaving his car to go to like a club or something.

00:38:40.449 --> 00:38:44.610
And this man approached him. And the guy was

00:38:44.610 --> 00:38:50.070
like crashing DaBaby and whatnot. And what happened

00:38:50.070 --> 00:38:56.500
was this. Was the man got denied by DaBaby. And

00:38:56.500 --> 00:38:58.579
he said he's not even a fan of him, but wanted

00:38:58.579 --> 00:39:00.539
to show love after his music helped him get through

00:39:00.539 --> 00:39:03.280
prison. So then you are a fan. Here he is on

00:39:03.280 --> 00:39:06.000
Way Up with Angela Yee. And the baby and the

00:39:06.000 --> 00:39:08.500
security was like, oh, the baby coming. So I

00:39:08.500 --> 00:39:10.400
turned around and was like, yo, what up? Come

00:39:10.400 --> 00:39:12.400
here, my nigga. Like just trying to say congratulations.

00:39:13.119 --> 00:39:15.460
Because at the end of the day, I brought this

00:39:15.460 --> 00:39:18.000
guy's music when I was doing my bid. And that

00:39:18.000 --> 00:39:21.820
album got me through. When you went to things

00:39:21.820 --> 00:39:25.150
like that. It's not no fan or nothing like that.

00:39:25.190 --> 00:39:28.570
It's just respect. Oh, damn. Just respect to

00:39:28.570 --> 00:39:30.909
harass him when he's getting out of a car without

00:39:30.909 --> 00:39:36.130
his permission. Respect. Put some respect in

00:39:36.130 --> 00:39:40.449
his name. A driver allegedly drove a Tesla. into

00:39:40.449 --> 00:39:42.510
a lake to try out the feature of the car bonded

00:39:42.510 --> 00:39:45.769
to a call in north texas and they found a tesla

00:39:45.769 --> 00:39:48.170
cyber truck in a lake and the police department

00:39:48.170 --> 00:39:50.690
says that this was on purpose the great department

00:39:50.690 --> 00:39:54.070
said that the driver jimmy jack mcdaniel looks

00:39:54.070 --> 00:39:56.969
like a intentionally drove the tesla cyber truck

00:39:56.969 --> 00:39:59.369
into the lake to test out tesla's wade feature

00:39:59.369 --> 00:40:02.389
prompting jimmy jack mcdaniel to hop out of the

00:40:02.389 --> 00:40:06.789
passenger seat and leave the vehicle behind In

00:40:06.789 --> 00:40:08.650
case you don't know, according to Tesla's manual,

00:40:08.909 --> 00:40:11.269
Wade mode lets drivers drive through bodies of

00:40:11.269 --> 00:40:13.210
water. However, the manual does say you have

00:40:13.210 --> 00:40:15.989
to gauge the depth of the water. Police say that

00:40:15.989 --> 00:40:18.230
McDaniel is in jail. He was charged with operation

00:40:18.230 --> 00:40:20.869
of a vehicle in a closed section of the lake,

00:40:20.969 --> 00:40:25.429
not having a valid boat registration. Boat. And

00:40:25.429 --> 00:40:28.670
other violations surrounding water safety. There

00:40:28.670 --> 00:40:31.690
you go. I look at Tesla's and I just immediately

00:40:31.690 --> 00:40:38.320
judge them. What are you doing? Here's Sheryl

00:40:38.320 --> 00:40:42.179
Crow talking to Bobby Burns about cancer and

00:40:42.179 --> 00:40:45.539
heartbreak. I was engaged. I had... Actually,

00:40:45.559 --> 00:40:47.179
I don't think I can play it because it's a show

00:40:47.179 --> 00:40:50.260
on Netflix. And they will copyright strike you.

00:40:52.699 --> 00:40:55.440
Only fan demon, Piper Rokell, reveals that she

00:40:55.440 --> 00:40:58.260
has a new situationship. Of course. That's so

00:40:58.260 --> 00:41:00.840
far. So, Gavin, how much would you pay to suck

00:41:00.840 --> 00:41:04.650
on Piper's toes? Oh, yeah. She pays me to do

00:41:04.650 --> 00:41:06.449
it. I know you'd pay money. No, I'm saying like

00:41:06.449 --> 00:41:07.889
in a theoretic, like where you had to pay for

00:41:07.889 --> 00:41:09.409
that, like I know you'd pay money for that. How

00:41:09.409 --> 00:41:11.610
much do you pay for that? But no, yeah, to answer

00:41:11.610 --> 00:41:14.949
your question, I would pay $0 because that doesn't

00:41:14.949 --> 00:41:17.349
even make sense or even sound right saying that

00:41:17.349 --> 00:41:19.210
we could ever live in a world. Your parents must

00:41:19.210 --> 00:41:25.789
be so proud of you. Where I like toes more than

00:41:25.789 --> 00:41:28.610
her. You want her to suck on your ear, don't

00:41:28.610 --> 00:41:31.269
you? Because she has me on like. Okay. All right.

00:41:31.289 --> 00:41:32.690
I'm going to like really expose the truth here

00:41:32.690 --> 00:41:35.150
because this is, this is, this is going to make

00:41:35.150 --> 00:41:37.510
the fit. All right. So here's the thing. Everyone

00:41:37.510 --> 00:41:39.369
thinks like this is all for content or this is

00:41:39.369 --> 00:41:42.489
all fake or they're bullshit. And yeah, I gotta

00:41:42.489 --> 00:41:44.070
be honest. It is. I'm going to just going to,

00:41:44.070 --> 00:41:45.690
I don't want to hear you then. You're stupid.

00:41:46.710 --> 00:41:50.550
Yeah. I get to the point. You should transition

00:41:50.550 --> 00:41:57.360
to a woman. Eight, five, six, 49 hobby. Fousey

00:41:57.360 --> 00:42:00.000
clowns Neon for getting friendzoned by Alabama

00:42:00.000 --> 00:42:03.500
Barker. Anonymous just tipped one baller. Neon,

00:42:03.519 --> 00:42:05.719
can you please be honest with the chat? Are you

00:42:05.719 --> 00:42:07.940
ever going to make it official with Alabama Barker?

00:42:10.440 --> 00:42:17.460
He did it to himself. Constantly talking about

00:42:17.460 --> 00:42:26.179
it, walking around like he's the man. You didn't

00:42:26.179 --> 00:42:33.260
answer his question. Neon. We had to get to know

00:42:33.260 --> 00:42:36.840
each other. Yeah, you kind of rushed it, didn't

00:42:36.840 --> 00:42:41.260
you, you dummy? I've done that too. You fall

00:42:41.260 --> 00:42:44.599
in love with a thot. I just met her recently.

00:42:44.719 --> 00:42:50.340
She's amazing, though. Uncomfortable. You can't

00:42:50.340 --> 00:42:52.260
use the... We're getting to know each other.

00:42:52.280 --> 00:42:54.420
I don't know her card when you bought her a Birkin.

00:43:01.480 --> 00:43:05.579
Why'd you buy her a bag, you moron? I get the

00:43:05.579 --> 00:43:07.800
business move that it was for both of you, but

00:43:07.800 --> 00:43:11.760
still. I love how he's looking at it, bro. And

00:43:11.760 --> 00:43:13.820
Neon doesn't seem like he, he reminds me of me

00:43:13.820 --> 00:43:15.800
at like 23. Like he doesn't want to listen to

00:43:15.800 --> 00:43:17.019
other people. It's like, well, then I don't want

00:43:17.019 --> 00:43:20.530
to help you. A modern woman crashes out after

00:43:20.530 --> 00:43:22.650
her ex -boyfriend moves on with a hotter woman.

00:43:23.030 --> 00:43:27.809
In case anyone wanted to know, I found out that

00:43:27.809 --> 00:43:32.369
my ex -boyfriend is dating this new girl. Oh

00:43:32.369 --> 00:43:34.690
yeah, he's getting laid because she didn't get

00:43:34.690 --> 00:43:38.409
him laid. And we look totally different. Are

00:43:38.409 --> 00:43:46.289
nothing alike. Whatsoever. So I don't know. I'm

00:43:46.289 --> 00:43:50.869
kind of offended. That he even could think he

00:43:50.869 --> 00:43:55.110
could get with someone like me. Knowing that.

00:43:56.409 --> 00:44:01.050
Whatever, honey. You're never the problem. You're

00:44:01.050 --> 00:44:06.829
washed up. Here's Halle Berry. Not Halle Bailey.

00:44:07.869 --> 00:44:11.489
It's Halle Berry. Says women will never find

00:44:11.489 --> 00:44:15.710
real love while desperately chasing men. She

00:44:15.710 --> 00:44:18.809
says you got to be nonchalant. After three divorces,

00:44:18.829 --> 00:44:21.789
I really thought that I was done. You know, you

00:44:21.789 --> 00:44:23.429
get to a point when you've gone through that

00:44:23.429 --> 00:44:25.389
three, four times, you start to think, well,

00:44:25.469 --> 00:44:28.349
I guess a relationship like this isn't for me.

00:44:28.449 --> 00:44:31.449
And I felt like I had had enough and I just wanted

00:44:31.449 --> 00:44:34.110
to have my career and raise my children and I

00:44:34.110 --> 00:44:36.809
would be good. But I realized that the minute

00:44:36.809 --> 00:44:39.030
you get good and you stop chasing that thing,

00:44:39.070 --> 00:44:40.809
I realized chasing that thing is what always

00:44:40.809 --> 00:44:43.210
allowed me to make the wrong choices. Right.

00:44:43.269 --> 00:44:45.269
Because I needed that thing. I thought that would

00:44:45.269 --> 00:44:48.710
complete me like many of us do. And when I gave

00:44:48.710 --> 00:44:52.070
up and I said, you know, I'm going to prioritize

00:44:52.070 --> 00:44:55.610
myself, my life, my well -being, my second act.

00:44:55.630 --> 00:44:57.510
And this isn't going to be so important to me

00:44:57.510 --> 00:45:01.110
anymore. That's when the perfect person showed

00:45:01.110 --> 00:45:06.489
up. I am. What's his name? Von or whatever. Robbie

00:45:06.489 --> 00:45:09.090
Hoffman. Tell us, call her daddy house, that

00:45:09.090 --> 00:45:10.849
men that refuse to go down there and women are

00:45:10.849 --> 00:45:13.150
gay. I don't understand men that don't want to

00:45:13.150 --> 00:45:17.329
do it. You do realize it revs up the engine.

00:45:18.150 --> 00:45:22.210
You do realize the power of it, right? You do

00:45:22.210 --> 00:45:26.250
realize that you got to make sure that the woman's

00:45:26.250 --> 00:45:39.639
turned on too. Got to rev up that engine. Oh

00:45:39.639 --> 00:45:49.659
yeah. Use that finger. There we are. What is

00:45:49.659 --> 00:45:51.940
some straight people shit you just like cannot

00:45:51.940 --> 00:45:55.239
get behind? A lot. Okay. A lot of straight men

00:45:55.239 --> 00:45:58.539
claim that going down on a woman is so difficult

00:45:58.539 --> 00:46:02.300
because it's hard to find the clit. Oh, okay.

00:46:02.340 --> 00:46:05.199
Yeah. Like DJ Khaled is gay. Yeah. No, that's

00:46:05.199 --> 00:46:07.550
what I think. I think if you're bragging about

00:46:07.550 --> 00:46:10.050
not going down on a woman, it's like, bro, just

00:46:10.050 --> 00:46:11.869
come out. Like, there's no other way to come

00:46:11.869 --> 00:46:14.369
out. Like, it's not giving what you think it's

00:46:14.369 --> 00:46:20.190
giving. Fellas, it's like bizarre. Mm -hmm. It's

00:46:20.190 --> 00:46:22.690
like, just be gay. Like, again, leave women alone.

00:46:23.250 --> 00:46:26.210
Like, why this whole song and dance? Like, they

00:46:26.210 --> 00:46:31.789
like gay men. There you go. Let me go here. This

00:46:31.789 --> 00:46:34.889
good reveal is on Clev - Oh, I got it. There's

00:46:34.889 --> 00:46:36.739
too many words. Jesus Christ, let me breathe.

00:46:37.420 --> 00:46:41.159
This girl reviewed this fucking grammar on this

00:46:41.159 --> 00:46:46.500
post. Take three. This girl revealed on Clavicular's

00:46:46.500 --> 00:46:50.079
Find My Husband show before OnlyFans, she was

00:46:50.079 --> 00:46:53.400
making $10 ,000 a month selling feet pics. OnlyFans

00:46:53.400 --> 00:46:56.360
is awesome. And I also low -key sold feet pics

00:46:56.360 --> 00:47:00.960
in high school. What the fuck? Wait, hold up.

00:47:01.079 --> 00:47:02.960
That can't be legal. How much money did you make

00:47:02.960 --> 00:47:04.539
off the feet pics? I was making $10 ,000 a month

00:47:04.539 --> 00:47:07.760
in high school. Your dad must have been so proud.

00:47:09.000 --> 00:47:11.699
Maybe your dad wasn't around. Bought my homecoming

00:47:11.699 --> 00:47:14.880
and my prom dresses. They were coming. And everything

00:47:14.880 --> 00:47:17.320
that I wanted, all my Lululemon, I would show

00:47:17.320 --> 00:47:21.659
up to school looking so cool. There you go. This

00:47:21.659 --> 00:47:25.260
clip's interesting. We all know that Bobby Althoff

00:47:25.260 --> 00:47:30.119
ditched her husband. We all know that Bobby Althoff

00:47:30.119 --> 00:47:34.630
used her husband to... as she helped him start

00:47:34.630 --> 00:47:37.610
her brand. And then she did the podcast with

00:47:37.610 --> 00:47:39.510
Drake and then she took that picture with her

00:47:39.510 --> 00:47:40.829
husband trying to make it seem like they liked

00:47:40.829 --> 00:47:43.869
each other and she hated him. Now, she's dating

00:47:43.869 --> 00:47:46.909
other men. And here is Corey Althoff getting

00:47:46.909 --> 00:47:49.610
emotional talking about her. I did go to school.

00:47:49.650 --> 00:47:52.050
I studied political science at Clemson University

00:47:52.050 --> 00:47:56.230
and I graduated and I wasn't really sure what

00:47:56.230 --> 00:47:59.050
I wanted to do and I felt like I wasn't very

00:47:59.050 --> 00:48:02.010
happy with the opportunities that I was being

00:48:02.010 --> 00:48:04.900
that. like the kind of jobs i could get at the

00:48:04.900 --> 00:48:08.500
time right so i like i mentioned earlier i come

00:48:08.500 --> 00:48:10.440
from silicon valley and so i had gone back home

00:48:10.440 --> 00:48:12.380
and i stayed with my parents especially used

00:48:12.380 --> 00:48:15.179
them and just being surrounded by it i decided

00:48:15.179 --> 00:48:17.619
you know all right why why don't i give learning

00:48:17.619 --> 00:48:19.820
a program a shot i actually tried in college

00:48:19.820 --> 00:48:22.860
and failed uh like i dropped the class it was

00:48:22.860 --> 00:48:25.340
super intimidating yeah and so i gave up i didn't

00:48:25.340 --> 00:48:27.760
think it was for me but i decided to give it

00:48:27.760 --> 00:48:30.380
one more chance so i started I bought a bunch

00:48:30.380 --> 00:48:33.079
of books and courses. I remember Think Python

00:48:33.079 --> 00:48:35.519
is the first book I ever bought. So I bought

00:48:35.519 --> 00:48:37.539
a book called Think Python, started getting into

00:48:37.539 --> 00:48:40.940
Python, and I fell in love with programming.

00:48:41.260 --> 00:48:44.440
Yeah. It's very strange. This is not what the

00:48:44.440 --> 00:48:50.480
clip said it was going to be. Very, very odd.

00:48:50.559 --> 00:48:57.519
Time for Meg and Kelly sucks. Happy hour. Happy

00:48:57.519 --> 00:49:51.420
hour. Turn it up. Turn it up. Turn it up. With

00:49:51.420 --> 00:49:55.280
that plastic smile Fake outrage and a spray don't

00:49:55.280 --> 00:50:53.230
stop We definitely have no script. We got one

00:50:53.230 --> 00:50:58.130
simple fact. Everybody loves to sing. Megyn Kelly's

00:50:58.130 --> 00:51:39.710
hook. Here she is talking about Stephen Colbert

00:51:39.710 --> 00:51:44.989
saying that he found girls attractive on his

00:51:44.989 --> 00:51:47.369
show while he's married. And Megyn Kelly's not

00:51:47.369 --> 00:51:51.090
even at all entertaining. She's the worst. Listen,

00:51:51.170 --> 00:51:52.929
I'm no Colbert fan, but when you're making me

00:51:52.929 --> 00:51:56.250
side with Colbert, you're the worst. I heard

00:51:56.250 --> 00:51:59.630
the most outrageous set of soundbites on my pal

00:51:59.630 --> 00:52:02.409
Maureen Callahan's show, The Nerf, on Friday.

00:52:02.570 --> 00:52:05.050
You're a hag. Which is a great show. You should

00:52:05.050 --> 00:52:08.690
go and subscribe. She actually took the time

00:52:08.690 --> 00:52:13.489
to listen to this weird new podcast that, I don't

00:52:13.489 --> 00:52:15.010
know if it's a real thing or if they just did

00:52:15.010 --> 00:52:18.059
it the one time, but it's these... obnoxious,

00:52:18.059 --> 00:52:20.440
insufferable late night hosts. What about you?

00:52:20.500 --> 00:52:23.039
You're not insufferable. You're a hag. Sitting

00:52:23.039 --> 00:52:25.099
around patting themselves on the back. You do

00:52:25.099 --> 00:52:28.519
that too. You're buddies. Shut up. And what they

00:52:28.519 --> 00:52:30.980
decided to talk about, you know, as all married

00:52:30.980 --> 00:52:34.920
men want to, is which female guest they've had

00:52:34.920 --> 00:52:38.139
on their shows who they want to sleep with. Coming

00:52:38.139 --> 00:52:39.659
from the woman that says that it wasn't that

00:52:39.659 --> 00:52:43.139
big of a deal that the Epstein victims were 16.

00:52:43.360 --> 00:52:48.590
Shut up. Which woman would they like to F? Oh,

00:52:48.610 --> 00:52:53.349
heaven forbid guys talk about sex. You know,

00:52:53.369 --> 00:52:57.869
she's pretty annoying. And this guy with her,

00:52:57.889 --> 00:52:59.969
Doug Bronte, is thinking, I want to plow women

00:52:59.969 --> 00:53:02.909
too. Or maybe get plowed. Honestly, this is so

00:53:02.909 --> 00:53:06.389
inappropriate on so many different levels. Since

00:53:06.389 --> 00:53:10.190
when has MAGA got any morals? Shut up! Look at

00:53:10.190 --> 00:53:13.250
your president. And here is Stephen Colbert in

00:53:13.250 --> 00:53:17.829
Sot 10. Has there been a guest who was so attractive

00:53:17.829 --> 00:53:20.409
that you found it distracting? I'll tell you

00:53:20.409 --> 00:53:23.909
who I did not expect to be wildly attracted to.

00:53:24.030 --> 00:53:26.309
Like, I didn't know what to do with myself. Is

00:53:26.309 --> 00:53:29.210
that I did not, because I don't, I don't, I like

00:53:29.210 --> 00:53:30.570
this person's work, but I never thought of them

00:53:30.570 --> 00:53:32.849
as like a bombshell. I could not, I didn't know

00:53:32.849 --> 00:53:34.949
what to do with my eyeballs when Michelle Williams

00:53:34.949 --> 00:53:37.849
was on for the first time. She is hot. She sat

00:53:37.849 --> 00:53:39.949
down across from me. I didn't, I didn't tell

00:53:39.949 --> 00:53:46.199
you the hag. And then, Last night, Kimmel made

00:53:46.199 --> 00:53:48.179
fun of Trump for he compared himself to James

00:53:48.179 --> 00:53:52.519
Bond, so Jimmy Kimmel's still not funny. And

00:53:52.519 --> 00:53:55.440
Attorney General Todd Blanch won't pardon Kisly

00:53:55.440 --> 00:53:58.039
and Maxwell. Magic mushrooms will help you get

00:53:58.039 --> 00:54:00.420
off of cocaine. Selena Gomez is going to make

00:54:00.420 --> 00:54:02.380
a four -hour X -rated film, but I'm sure it's

00:54:02.380 --> 00:54:05.380
not going to be that dirty. And CSI's Miami's

00:54:05.380 --> 00:54:08.400
David Caruso is now 70 years old. All right.

00:54:10.039 --> 00:54:13.860
Let me see here. What should we do? Let's do...

00:54:14.380 --> 00:54:18.820
The thing that is known as Kardashian news. In

00:54:18.820 --> 00:54:23.659
the software for the music, I typed in K -A -R

00:54:23.659 --> 00:54:29.679
-F -A. No wonder it didn't show up. Turn it up,

00:54:29.679 --> 00:54:32.800
it's Hoppy, our time Kardashian news, we dissect

00:54:32.800 --> 00:54:35.980
the clime No filters, no flu, raw truth and wine

00:54:35.980 --> 00:54:39.739
Mic's hot, Hoppy speaks what's on his mind Nepotism's

00:54:39.739 --> 00:54:42.199
thrown, they sittin' in the plush Built an empire

00:54:42.199 --> 00:54:44.940
off nothin' but the hush Reality's a script,

00:54:45.059 --> 00:54:47.599
ain't no realness in the cut Talents on vacation,

00:54:47.800 --> 00:54:50.099
they just takin' what's corrupt Hoppy's on the

00:54:50.099 --> 00:54:52.619
mic, call it verbal demolition Exposin' fake

00:54:52.619 --> 00:54:55.599
lives, media's worse addiction Idiocracy crammed,

00:54:55.719 --> 00:54:58.300
it's the brain on snooze Clickbait queens, welcome

00:54:58.360 --> 00:55:01.960
Welcome to Kardashian News, where the truth gets

00:55:01.960 --> 00:55:04.179
aired. I be breaking down the hype, y 'all beware.

00:55:04.320 --> 00:55:07.460
Fake smells, fake lies, fake drama they choose.

00:55:07.659 --> 00:55:11.820
No talent required, it's Kardashian News, where

00:55:11.820 --> 00:55:14.099
the truth gets aired. I be breaking down the

00:55:14.099 --> 00:55:16.619
hype, y 'all beware. Fake stuff, fake lies, fake

00:55:16.619 --> 00:55:19.179
lives, fake drama, they choose. No talent for

00:55:19.179 --> 00:55:22.119
quiet, it's Kardashian news. Diamond studded

00:55:22.119 --> 00:55:24.719
lies, selling dreams to the broke. Gold -plated

00:55:24.719 --> 00:55:27.639
nothing, society inside joke. Hoppy ain't scared,

00:55:27.780 --> 00:55:29.780
man, he roasting them raw. I do like it raw,

00:55:29.820 --> 00:55:32.900
especially if it was with them. Surgical precision,

00:55:33.139 --> 00:55:36.000
every word's a slice. Hypocrisy exposed under

00:55:36.000 --> 00:55:39.219
studio lights. Instagram filters, they mask the

00:55:39.219 --> 00:55:41.840
truth. Hoppy's here to school them, welcome to

00:55:41.840 --> 00:55:44.099
the booth. Yeah, Hoppy's got no leash, got no

00:55:44.099 --> 00:55:46.579
beef. No chain. Speaking what he feels. Never

00:55:46.579 --> 00:55:50.159
playing a game. No Kardashian can spin his name.

00:55:50.239 --> 00:55:54.260
On this mic he reigns. Untamed. Kardashian news.

00:55:54.340 --> 00:55:56.599
Where the truth gets aired. Hoppy breaking down

00:55:56.599 --> 00:55:58.960
the hype. Y 'all beware. Fake smiles. Fake lies.

00:55:59.099 --> 00:56:01.599
Fake lies. Fake drama they choose. No talent

00:56:01.599 --> 00:56:04.920
required. It's Kardashian news. Kardashian news.

00:56:05.159 --> 00:56:08.159
Down and up it's Hoppy at what time. Hoppy speaks

00:56:08.159 --> 00:56:11.599
what's on his mind. Down and up it's Hoppy at

00:56:11.599 --> 00:56:20.000
what time. Hoppy speaks what's on his mind. Kim

00:56:20.000 --> 00:56:22.739
Kardashian is in love with her vitamins. On a

00:56:22.739 --> 00:56:25.139
May 19th episode of Amy Poehler's Good Hand Podcast.

00:56:25.579 --> 00:56:28.300
Why would Amy Poehler ever run? The 45 -year

00:56:28.300 --> 00:56:30.860
-old detailed her daily health regimen. She says,

00:56:31.139 --> 00:56:33.860
I take probably 35 supplements a day. I spread

00:56:33.860 --> 00:56:36.840
them out three times a day. That's good. I didn't

00:56:36.840 --> 00:56:42.219
notice this. All right. Kim Kardashian is helping

00:56:42.219 --> 00:56:45.659
convict a cocaine smuggler indirectly. A truck

00:56:45.659 --> 00:56:47.619
driver in the UK has been jailed for smuggling

00:56:47.619 --> 00:56:50.599
more than 7 million pounds, approximately $9

00:56:50.599 --> 00:56:54.900
.5 million worth of cocaine. Oh, yeah. Hidden

00:56:54.900 --> 00:56:57.820
in a vehicle carrying Kim Kardashian, Skims underwear.

00:56:58.139 --> 00:57:00.820
There you go. All right, what's going on with

00:57:00.820 --> 00:57:10.179
TMZ? Today on TMZ. Okay, Alizzo. Is working the

00:57:10.179 --> 00:57:12.840
streets about... Oh, yeah, she's a hook. Oh,

00:57:12.840 --> 00:57:15.239
no, no, no, no. Not that way. Play to promote

00:57:15.239 --> 00:57:19.880
her album. She does like... I just had that weight

00:57:19.880 --> 00:57:25.139
loss. Lizzo was a surprise guest on the... God,

00:57:25.139 --> 00:57:28.159
I had to rock her body. TMZ brunch bus, and she

00:57:28.159 --> 00:57:33.000
performed. I just took a DNA test. God, that'd

00:57:33.000 --> 00:57:35.079
be the most annoying bus to be on. Just a bunch

00:57:35.079 --> 00:57:38.969
of cackling brads. I did that. And she's passing

00:57:38.969 --> 00:57:42.710
out shots. Hopefully none of them had to drive

00:57:42.710 --> 00:57:45.469
home. Takes shots with us. This bus for real.

00:57:45.510 --> 00:57:47.349
This is her trying to look good because she's

00:57:47.349 --> 00:57:51.949
got those reputation. I'm being hard to work

00:57:51.949 --> 00:57:55.070
with. This is me. I'm a woman of the people.

00:57:55.510 --> 00:57:58.170
Oh, God. And it was just one. Shut up. It's a

00:57:58.170 --> 00:58:02.289
dream. I had a dream. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.

00:58:03.239 --> 00:58:06.280
Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi having, like,

00:58:06.340 --> 00:58:08.760
a very intimate moment on the beach in Kauai.

00:58:09.019 --> 00:58:10.860
You know why they're so dating, like, for a long

00:58:10.860 --> 00:58:12.500
time? She's drinking straight from the bottle.

00:58:12.679 --> 00:58:18.639
Oh, yeah. That tequila sex is wild. There's no

00:58:18.639 --> 00:58:20.420
cups, there's nothing. You don't do this in front

00:58:20.420 --> 00:58:22.860
of, like, a new guy. Listen to the expert. Hey,

00:58:23.320 --> 00:58:25.840
alcoholic, bro. Is it appropriate to just start

00:58:25.840 --> 00:58:30.000
drinking out of the bottle? Three. Three. You

00:58:30.000 --> 00:58:33.699
know, she'd be fun, huh? Tom Brady made his runway

00:58:33.699 --> 00:58:36.519
debut at... Looks like a twat. The Gucci show.

00:58:36.699 --> 00:58:38.719
What the hell is this guy doing? What do you

00:58:38.719 --> 00:58:44.059
mean? This is cool! It's just so... Weird. Why?

00:58:44.239 --> 00:58:46.460
He's becoming a megastar. You wanted Tom Brady

00:58:46.460 --> 00:58:50.940
walking the catwalk? No, is this... Blah, blah,

00:58:51.019 --> 00:58:53.500
blah. There's a rule here. I do the talking.

00:58:53.599 --> 00:58:58.159
No! Happy Hot Topic! Mildrama is looking back

00:58:58.159 --> 00:59:01.139
on her divorce from Kelsey Grammar. Yeah, Kelsey

00:59:01.139 --> 00:59:03.420
Grammar. I love how she said that. Kelsey Grammar.

00:59:03.480 --> 00:59:06.159
Yeah, he seems like such a pretentious douchebag.

00:59:07.179 --> 00:59:10.980
While appearing on the May 18th episode of the

00:59:10.980 --> 00:59:13.760
Humble Brag podcast. I'm humbly bragging that,

00:59:13.840 --> 00:59:16.679
bitch. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum

00:59:16.679 --> 00:59:20.199
revealed the text she received from the Frasier

00:59:20.199 --> 00:59:23.530
star. The pair said... Split in 2011. Remember

00:59:23.530 --> 00:59:25.510
that sitcom he was on for one year where he played

00:59:25.510 --> 00:59:27.489
a pretentious news anchor? It was called Back

00:59:27.489 --> 00:59:31.110
to You. After being married for nearly 15 years,

00:59:31.329 --> 00:59:34.590
their break -up was spurred by his admission

00:59:34.590 --> 00:59:37.690
to having an affair with his - A narcissist like

00:59:37.690 --> 00:59:42.769
him cheating? No way! Now wife, Katie Walsh.

00:59:42.789 --> 00:59:48.420
Side check! Mm -hmm. He sent me a text saying,

00:59:48.539 --> 00:59:51.559
I feel no remorse for what I am doing. Mm -hmm.

00:59:53.199 --> 00:59:57.000
Oh, my. Wow. I mean, all these women are just

00:59:57.000 --> 00:59:59.340
doing these podcasts. Yeah, I mean, does he deserve

00:59:59.340 --> 01:00:02.780
to get slammed? Mm -hmm. Of course he does, but

01:00:02.780 --> 01:00:04.820
all these women are now doing these podcasts

01:00:04.820 --> 01:00:06.960
where they just talk about their exes. Because

01:00:06.960 --> 01:00:09.420
who's thinking about Camille Grammer? Who's going,

01:00:09.480 --> 01:00:14.639
oh, my God. Such a fan of Camille Grammer. Nope.

01:00:15.239 --> 01:00:17.960
And that was very harsh because I was very much

01:00:17.960 --> 01:00:20.659
in love with him. Yeah. That's gotta suck. And

01:00:20.659 --> 01:00:22.360
I believed he was very much in love with me.

01:00:22.480 --> 01:00:25.360
I mean. I was not. We did have many good years.

01:00:25.659 --> 01:00:29.559
Yeah. And a lot of fun time. Not only does. Poor

01:00:29.559 --> 01:00:32.719
thing's about to cry. Rock and roll, baby. Camille

01:00:32.719 --> 01:00:37.300
shared two kids with Kelsey. I must love their

01:00:37.300 --> 01:00:41.340
father. Camille said she was heavily involved

01:00:41.340 --> 01:00:44.480
in Kelsey's acting career. Yeah, so she did the

01:00:44.480 --> 01:00:47.469
thing where she made him cool. And then he just

01:00:47.469 --> 01:00:53.010
uses her like a narcissistic loser. Told hosts

01:00:53.010 --> 01:00:56.570
Crystal Minkoff and Cynthia Bailey. You can mink

01:00:56.570 --> 01:00:59.230
me off whenever. I wasn't on Frasier, but I was

01:00:59.230 --> 01:01:02.090
very involved with him. I love the first episode

01:01:02.090 --> 01:01:03.969
of Frasier when he's on the radio, the microphone's

01:01:03.969 --> 01:01:07.949
like pointed the other way. He was a very hard

01:01:07.949 --> 01:01:10.469
person to get in touch with. Yeah, because he

01:01:10.469 --> 01:01:13.090
was banging on the women. So if the agents were

01:01:13.090 --> 01:01:15.469
looking for him, the lawyers were looking for

01:01:15.469 --> 01:01:19.369
him also. Ah, burning hell. Kelsey, you're a

01:01:19.369 --> 01:01:26.250
douche. You're an idiot. Stephen Colbert reflects

01:01:26.250 --> 01:01:29.769
on the end of his late night show. Oh my God,

01:01:29.789 --> 01:01:33.969
has this goodbye party been so underwhelming?

01:01:34.329 --> 01:01:37.650
Remember when Leno went off both times and then

01:01:37.650 --> 01:01:40.250
Letterman went off and everyone was like talking

01:01:40.250 --> 01:01:43.090
about it and around a lot of color. Who's talking

01:01:43.090 --> 01:01:46.630
about Colbert? Besides liberals that love his

01:01:46.630 --> 01:01:51.190
trashing of Trump. Days ahead of the comedian's

01:01:51.190 --> 01:01:54.789
final bow on CBS's The Late Show. After 11 seasons,

01:01:55.230 --> 01:01:57.710
the 62 -year -old speaks with People Magazine.

01:01:57.989 --> 01:02:00.929
I will say he looks good for 62. Being unfunny

01:02:00.929 --> 01:02:03.389
keeps you young. Leaving his late night post

01:02:03.389 --> 01:02:06.289
in an interview published May 19th. Turns out

01:02:06.289 --> 01:02:08.889
Steven is looking forward to his next chapter

01:02:08.889 --> 01:02:11.650
as he ponders if the network, quote, saved my

01:02:11.650 --> 01:02:14.699
life. Yeah, they did. Because you were working

01:02:14.699 --> 01:02:18.579
every day being so unfunny. After announcing

01:02:18.579 --> 01:02:20.960
the cancellation of the late show in July of

01:02:20.960 --> 01:02:24.880
2025, at the time, CBS called it purely a financial

01:02:24.880 --> 01:02:27.500
decision. The comedian now telling PeopleMag,

01:02:27.699 --> 01:02:29.860
it takes a lot of bone marrow to do the show

01:02:29.860 --> 01:02:33.900
every day. Oh, yeah. Takes so much energy to

01:02:33.900 --> 01:02:37.099
be unfunny. I'll be stepping down with enough

01:02:37.099 --> 01:02:39.800
time, enough energy to do other things that I

01:02:39.800 --> 01:02:41.980
want to do. He'll be doing a podcast in a year.

01:02:42.039 --> 01:02:44.860
Shut up. As for how he'll keep busy, the star

01:02:44.860 --> 01:02:47.440
says he hasn't had much time to think on it yet.

01:02:47.619 --> 01:02:49.739
Yeah, he's going to be bored sitting around.

01:02:52.059 --> 01:02:56.079
He's going to have nothing else to do. explaining

01:02:56.079 --> 01:02:58.480
there's so much to think about to do the show

01:02:58.480 --> 01:03:00.880
so i don't have much better of an answer than

01:03:00.880 --> 01:03:04.219
most college seniors do which yeah he's had a

01:03:04.219 --> 01:03:08.460
crisis because he's always done a show oh wait

01:03:08.460 --> 01:03:13.619
what's going on john travolta is revealing the

01:03:13.619 --> 01:03:16.219
vision behind his viral can film festival look

01:03:16.219 --> 01:03:19.000
it's uh the vision is he wants to be talked about

01:03:20.800 --> 01:03:22.780
After the actor steps out at the prestigious

01:03:22.780 --> 01:03:25.300
screening event, donning a new look, which includes

01:03:25.300 --> 01:03:29.659
a beret and circular glasses, he is now sharing

01:03:29.659 --> 01:03:32.960
what inspired the now viral ensemble. John tells

01:03:32.960 --> 01:03:36.500
CNN in an interview published on May 18th, I've

01:03:36.500 --> 01:03:39.480
been around for over 50 years doing movies, but

01:03:39.480 --> 01:03:41.699
I can't tell when I look back the difference

01:03:41.699 --> 01:03:44.320
between the events. Whatever. So you wanted to

01:03:44.320 --> 01:03:49.739
have it be memorable. I got it. Oh, what's going

01:03:49.739 --> 01:03:52.599
on right here? Grey's Anatomy is getting a new

01:03:52.599 --> 01:03:57.280
spinoff in Texas. Man, are we out of ideas? I

01:03:57.280 --> 01:03:59.980
mean, I know a lot of boomers are going to launch

01:03:59.980 --> 01:04:01.539
it, so it's not like it's going to fail, but

01:04:01.539 --> 01:04:05.559
Jesus Christ. According to E! News. So there's

01:04:05.559 --> 01:04:07.579
a new spinoff coming. Oh, what's going on here?

01:04:08.460 --> 01:04:11.519
AI is apparently losing public support. Watch

01:04:11.519 --> 01:04:14.480
as UCF grads boo this real estate executive speech

01:04:14.480 --> 01:04:16.239
about the - All right, so we already heard that,

01:04:16.239 --> 01:04:18.219
but people are getting sick of AI. It is getting

01:04:18.219 --> 01:04:23.289
all over the top. Companies are so cheap. topic

01:04:23.289 --> 01:04:26.090
swapping out her dark hair for a brighter new

01:04:26.090 --> 01:04:29.510
look on may 18th the bravo alum steps out at

01:04:29.510 --> 01:04:32.050
the premiere of rupaul's stop that train and

01:04:32.050 --> 01:04:34.469
shows off her curly blonde hair transformation

01:04:34.469 --> 01:04:37.730
to complete the look the 62 year old dons an

01:04:37.730 --> 01:04:41.150
icy blue outfit by miss claire sullivan she's

01:04:41.150 --> 01:04:47.690
a hot piece of ass isn't she and you better pray

01:04:47.690 --> 01:04:50.869
it's a water gun And he has a gun on him. Paul

01:04:50.869 --> 01:04:53.289
Rudd is revealing a few brushes with the law.

01:04:53.550 --> 01:04:57.210
Oh, bad boy, Paul Rudd. During the Friends Keep

01:04:57.210 --> 01:05:00.329
Secrets podcast May 19th. Man, this podcast is

01:05:00.329 --> 01:05:03.210
killing me. The Marvel star explained a run -in

01:05:03.210 --> 01:05:05.030
with police when he was a teen. It's weird to

01:05:05.030 --> 01:05:06.730
think that he's a Marvel star. I think of him

01:05:06.730 --> 01:05:08.309
as like, I love you, man, or whatever that movie

01:05:08.309 --> 01:05:11.550
was. During a night out with friends at the time,

01:05:11.550 --> 01:05:14.289
while being, quote, rascals, the Jersey native

01:05:14.289 --> 01:05:17.030
told hosts Benny Blanco and Little Dicky that

01:05:17.030 --> 01:05:20.309
he was. Oh, yeah. Almost arrested after playing

01:05:20.309 --> 01:05:23.429
with water guns while driving in a car. And he

01:05:23.429 --> 01:05:27.289
comes walking along the side and he says, all

01:05:27.289 --> 01:05:35.489
right, boy, slowly, real slowly, hand over that

01:05:35.489 --> 01:05:38.250
water gun and you better pray it's a water gun.

01:05:38.449 --> 01:05:44.500
All right. That cop's a moron. In our Eye on

01:05:44.500 --> 01:05:46.559
AI, today there's some new research out just

01:05:46.559 --> 01:05:49.960
released today that focuses on AI romantic companions

01:05:49.960 --> 01:05:52.099
and how... Why does the news always have to have

01:05:52.099 --> 01:05:55.320
that like eye on it and things like that? We

01:05:55.320 --> 01:05:59.199
got your back. We got the eye on it. In our Eye

01:05:59.199 --> 01:06:01.679
on AI, today there's some new research out just

01:06:01.679 --> 01:06:04.980
released today that focuses on AI romantic companions

01:06:04.980 --> 01:06:07.460
and how they're affecting real life relationships

01:06:07.460 --> 01:06:10.739
with humans. I'm going to assume it's a not a

01:06:10.739 --> 01:06:14.219
good. Mm -hmm. Kate Cassidy is speaking out after

01:06:14.219 --> 01:06:17.320
a TSA agent didn't recognize her face on her

01:06:17.320 --> 01:06:21.840
passport. The model and former girlfriend of

01:06:21.840 --> 01:06:24.400
the late Liam Payne shared a video on TikTok

01:06:24.400 --> 01:06:26.920
May 15th. Oh my God, she looks nothing like it.

01:06:26.960 --> 01:06:30.380
She's all brunette. She hot, yeah. Looks nothing

01:06:30.380 --> 01:06:34.119
like it though. Saying she felt ridiculed. Anyway,

01:06:34.139 --> 01:06:40.280
maybe take a new picture. Kyle cook confronts

01:06:40.280 --> 01:06:42.539
Amanda Batula about the timing of her romance

01:06:42.539 --> 01:06:47.940
with West Wilson. After Amanda and Wes romance

01:06:47.940 --> 01:06:50.619
rocked the summer house, Bravo's new series in

01:06:50.619 --> 01:06:52.719
the city picked up cameras during the fallout

01:06:52.719 --> 01:06:55.139
of their March revelation with Kyle confronting

01:06:55.139 --> 01:06:57.960
his estranged wife, Amanda during the May 19th

01:06:57.960 --> 01:07:00.519
season premiere. I want to be there for you,

01:07:00.539 --> 01:07:02.980
but I also want to take. An opportunity to like

01:07:02.980 --> 01:07:06.239
clear things up. Because I look back at the summer

01:07:06.239 --> 01:07:08.420
and you looked like you were done with me. She

01:07:08.420 --> 01:07:11.219
probably was, dude. And that's what's so frustrating

01:07:11.219 --> 01:07:14.440
is like I gave our relationship everything I

01:07:14.440 --> 01:07:17.840
had. And you did not, you loser. Because I wanted

01:07:17.840 --> 01:07:20.920
the relationship to work. Yeah. When you're trying

01:07:20.920 --> 01:07:22.579
to find love on Summer House, it ain't gonna

01:07:22.579 --> 01:07:27.699
happen. It's the people I work with, and I know

01:07:27.699 --> 01:07:29.440
that I'm gonna keep in touch with them. Would

01:07:29.440 --> 01:07:32.320
there be a spinoff? It'd always be great to keep

01:07:32.320 --> 01:07:34.960
it going. It does me, like, no good to, like,

01:07:34.960 --> 01:07:37.119
say this out loud, like, as far as, like, negotiations

01:07:37.119 --> 01:07:41.000
go, but absolutely. Yeah, it's a real -life Modern

01:07:41.000 --> 01:07:44.429
Family reboot. What does it eat? Oh, just little

01:07:44.429 --> 01:07:48.030
boy brains. I remember that. It's so weird seeing

01:07:48.030 --> 01:07:50.489
how young they were in 2010. Luke's got nothing

01:07:50.489 --> 01:07:53.409
to worry about. Ariel Winter telling people she's

01:07:53.409 --> 01:07:56.110
a hot piece of ass. Now roommates with her TV

01:07:56.110 --> 01:07:59.010
brother, Nolan Gould. After that breakup of six

01:07:59.010 --> 01:08:01.409
years. Six years after the end of their show.

01:08:01.769 --> 01:08:03.530
All right, so after the end of the show, they

01:08:03.530 --> 01:08:10.139
moved in together or whatever. learn from and

01:08:10.139 --> 01:08:12.219
move on. When your children are your best friends,

01:08:12.320 --> 01:08:15.300
it's kind of a, it's a nice life. Did Angelina

01:08:15.300 --> 01:08:17.979
turn their six kids against Brad? Of course she

01:08:17.979 --> 01:08:22.619
did. She's a side chick. It's the unspoken thing.

01:08:22.979 --> 01:08:26.020
I love being a mommy. I love my kids. Yeah, you're

01:08:26.020 --> 01:08:29.439
a hag. That's the startling new Brad vs. Angie

01:08:29.439 --> 01:08:32.800
claim. Here's a timeline of how it all just unfolded.

01:08:33.079 --> 01:08:36.000
Sunday afternoon, Angelina was there when 21

01:08:36.000 --> 01:08:38.319
-year -old... Alright, so he's not talking to

01:08:38.319 --> 01:08:41.039
the kids. Whatever. I don't care. Nearly two

01:08:41.039 --> 01:08:43.359
weeks in settling her contentious lawsuit against

01:08:43.359 --> 01:08:46.319
Justin Baldoni and making her first public appearance

01:08:46.319 --> 01:08:49.039
later that day at the Met Gala, Blake Lively

01:08:49.039 --> 01:08:51.920
is once again stepping out for fashion. She was

01:08:51.920 --> 01:08:54.060
seen wearing a nice dress. Good for you, honey.

01:08:54.220 --> 01:08:56.520
That's all you got is looking hot and you're

01:08:56.520 --> 01:09:05.880
barely hot. Janelle, your kids have godfather

01:09:05.880 --> 01:09:08.699
BJ. Like, how special is it to have BJ as another

01:09:08.699 --> 01:09:11.119
support system for your kids? He's very good

01:09:11.119 --> 01:09:14.159
with children. That's kind of weird to say. Kayling

01:09:14.159 --> 01:09:16.300
setting the record straight on her relationship

01:09:16.300 --> 01:09:19.640
with BJ Novak. And reacting to rumors he's secretly

01:09:19.640 --> 01:09:21.960
the father of her three children. Eight -year

01:09:21.960 --> 01:09:24.020
-old Catherine, five -year -old Spencer, and

01:09:24.020 --> 01:09:26.600
two -year -old Anne. All of whom she welcomed

01:09:26.600 --> 01:09:30.859
as a single mom. The how? Natural. IVF or something

01:09:30.859 --> 01:09:34.140
else, she's kept private. Yeah, she's weird about

01:09:34.140 --> 01:09:36.579
it, man. She's a weird broad. Comes very innately

01:09:36.579 --> 01:09:39.680
to him. You know, like being with children. So

01:09:39.680 --> 01:09:43.340
he's a great godfather. Whatever. When you keep

01:09:43.340 --> 01:09:45.159
it that private, you make it more interesting

01:09:45.159 --> 01:09:48.279
than it is. Here's Fousey, the streamer, telling

01:09:48.279 --> 01:09:50.460
Neon he's addicted to his phone. I need to always

01:09:50.460 --> 01:09:53.380
be on the phone. I need to always be doing something.

01:09:53.600 --> 01:09:55.960
I can't sit there by myself. And you don't think

01:09:55.960 --> 01:09:57.539
that's a problem? It's a very big problem. I

01:09:57.539 --> 01:10:00.579
just don't know how to fix it. Discipline? I

01:10:00.579 --> 01:10:02.539
work on it. Is it you don't know how to fix it

01:10:02.539 --> 01:10:07.100
or you're unwilling to fix it? How do you fix

01:10:07.100 --> 01:10:10.699
it? Please tell me. I'll fix it. If I had a problem

01:10:10.699 --> 01:10:13.500
or trouble talking to women, right? Okay. Going

01:10:13.500 --> 01:10:15.140
up to a woman in public, what advice would you

01:10:15.140 --> 01:10:18.619
give me? Like, what would I have to do to get

01:10:18.619 --> 01:10:21.079
better? Get out of your comfort zone? There you

01:10:21.079 --> 01:10:23.319
go. Not even that. Like, what would I have to

01:10:23.319 --> 01:10:25.239
do? You can see everyone is trying to mentor

01:10:25.239 --> 01:10:26.739
Neon and he just thinks he knows everything.

01:10:26.979 --> 01:10:29.840
I would have to get my... kind of like me back

01:10:29.840 --> 01:10:31.699
in the day reps and i'd have to try it i have

01:10:31.699 --> 01:10:34.399
to go up to women and have it go bad have it

01:10:34.399 --> 01:10:36.539
go bad have it go bad i've ever got in that same

01:10:36.539 --> 01:10:40.020
capacity how do i fix the problem that i have

01:10:40.020 --> 01:10:43.619
of needing to be on my phone start with turning

01:10:43.619 --> 01:10:46.500
it off there you go he just doesn't want to change

01:10:46.500 --> 01:10:49.520
i work on my screen time every week time for

01:10:49.520 --> 01:10:57.520
hoppy soups Ryan Hoppy on the mic, breaking down

01:10:57.520 --> 01:11:00.579
the scenes. NBA drama, living out the dreams.

01:11:00.859 --> 01:11:03.520
So I guess there were technical issues with the

01:11:03.520 --> 01:11:06.779
NBA playoffs and people were mad. Whatever. Hoppy

01:11:06.779 --> 01:11:09.680
proves Manny knows it all. From sandals to the

01:11:09.680 --> 01:11:12.920
court, rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have

01:11:12.920 --> 01:11:16.920
a ball. Hoppy Hour got that shock and awe. MJ

01:11:16.920 --> 01:11:20.159
to Kobe, legends in the game Shaq's big presence,

01:11:20.380 --> 01:11:23.579
true hall of fame Hoppy's skills at T ain't plain

01:11:23.579 --> 01:11:26.779
tame Behind the curtain, nothing left the same

01:11:26.779 --> 01:11:30.300
Hoppy's loose man, he knows it all From sandals

01:11:30.300 --> 01:11:33.520
to the court, rise and fall Tune in, now you'll

01:11:33.520 --> 01:11:36.600
have a ball Hoppy, y 'all got that shock and

01:11:36.600 --> 01:11:40.520
awe Crazy exes, wild and scandalous. League full

01:11:40.520 --> 01:11:43.420
of stories, ain't nothing fabulous. Ryan breaks

01:11:43.420 --> 01:11:46.779
it down, gets unanimous. Tuna hoppy hour, never

01:11:46.779 --> 01:11:49.720
anomalous. Y 'all know the score, but he dies

01:11:49.720 --> 01:11:52.699
deeper. Locker room secrets, stats like a keeper.

01:11:53.239 --> 01:11:56.479
Voices every week, analysis sweeper. NBA's real

01:11:56.479 --> 01:11:59.640
talk, cuts to the sleeper. Bobby Zeus, man, he

01:11:59.640 --> 01:12:02.659
knows it all. Scandals to the court, rise and

01:12:02.659 --> 01:12:39.840
fall. Tune in, now you'll have a Oh, yeah! Here

01:12:39.840 --> 01:12:44.119
is Kevin Garnett saying Tim Duncan was a killer.

01:12:44.260 --> 01:12:47.319
Tim Duncan. Shout out to Timmy. Tim Duncan. People

01:12:47.319 --> 01:12:49.920
would not see him verbally saying stuff because

01:12:49.920 --> 01:12:52.739
he wasn't talking sentences. Timmy would hit

01:12:52.739 --> 01:13:00.489
you in phrases. Got you. Boom. Almost. This is

01:13:00.489 --> 01:13:08.010
the worst right here. Nice try. Here is the Inside

01:13:08.010 --> 01:13:11.510
the NBA show on ESPN, formerly of TNT, finding

01:13:11.510 --> 01:13:14.850
out Jason Kidd got fired as a Dallas coach. Oh,

01:13:14.970 --> 01:13:17.090
my goodness. There you go. What, you need a towel

01:13:17.090 --> 01:13:19.750
for that? No, Jason Kidd just got fired. Oh.

01:13:19.970 --> 01:13:23.609
Wow. Well, here you go. Man. Dallas is going

01:13:23.609 --> 01:13:25.789
to be horrible forever. Oh, that's a shocker

01:13:25.789 --> 01:13:29.560
there. There you go. There's them. What else

01:13:29.560 --> 01:13:32.960
do we have here? All right. I'm going to give

01:13:32.960 --> 01:13:36.119
my opinion of James Harden, but first let's hear

01:13:36.119 --> 01:13:38.079
Shannon Sharp talk about it. Oh, that Harden.

01:13:38.180 --> 01:13:39.779
Come on, man. I mean, you really theoretically

01:13:39.779 --> 01:13:41.100
think he's going to go at either one of them

01:13:41.100 --> 01:13:42.920
because neither one of them are outstanding defenders,

01:13:43.220 --> 01:13:46.000
but James Harden has been atrocious. James Harden

01:13:46.000 --> 01:13:50.279
is no better than Luka. James Harden, dude. I

01:13:50.279 --> 01:13:55.380
swear to God, the guy is so unlikable. Mm -hmm.

01:13:56.250 --> 01:13:58.829
When you need him to win a big game, not only

01:13:58.829 --> 01:14:02.930
does he choke, he literally doesn't even try.

01:14:03.149 --> 01:14:06.930
Last night, the Cavaliers blew a 22 -point lead.

01:14:08.750 --> 01:14:11.130
And it was three. Ryo and the Knicks hit the

01:14:11.130 --> 01:14:13.470
three -pointer to be down 17. I go, here we go.

01:14:13.550 --> 01:14:15.890
I just had a feeling. And he just kept bricking

01:14:15.890 --> 01:14:18.869
shot after shot and not passing the ball to open

01:14:18.869 --> 01:14:23.310
guys. He's a douchebag. He has, I've never seen

01:14:23.310 --> 01:14:26.539
a guy so talented. choke every time it matters

01:14:26.539 --> 01:14:29.880
every time he chokes you can have it guaranteed

01:14:29.880 --> 01:14:32.279
the Cavaliers aren't going to win this series

01:14:32.279 --> 01:14:34.439
they had to win last night and I hate to you

01:14:34.439 --> 01:14:37.020
know bring that up but we know they're outstanding

01:14:37.020 --> 01:14:39.659
guys on the offensive end yes but the thing is

01:14:39.659 --> 01:14:41.739
you can't let them relax on the defensive end

01:14:41.739 --> 01:14:46.010
and literally they were using him The Knicks

01:14:46.010 --> 01:14:48.510
were. Because here's the coach, Mike Brown, saying

01:14:48.510 --> 01:14:50.770
that they pretty much scored on Harden because

01:14:50.770 --> 01:14:53.109
they knew he was bad. They were trying to do

01:14:53.109 --> 01:14:55.649
the same thing with Jalen. And so we said, OK,

01:14:55.810 --> 01:14:58.949
we feel like we can play that game. We try not

01:14:58.949 --> 01:15:01.930
to play that game much, but we feel like we have

01:15:01.930 --> 01:15:05.130
a guy that we can play that game with and Jalen.

01:15:05.310 --> 01:15:08.949
And so, you know, just like we have to try to

01:15:08.949 --> 01:15:11.630
figure out different ways to guard Harden and

01:15:11.630 --> 01:15:14.090
Mitchell, they got to figure out different ways

01:15:14.090 --> 01:15:17.600
to guard. But it was no secret we were attacking

01:15:17.600 --> 01:15:23.920
Harden. James Harden. How does that feel? I know

01:15:23.920 --> 01:15:25.899
you almost don't care. I don't think he cares.

01:15:25.960 --> 01:15:29.199
He just wants to be around snow bunnies. But

01:15:29.199 --> 01:15:31.460
every time you need James Harden to be clutch.

01:15:31.640 --> 01:15:34.000
Because when the Knicks kept going down from

01:15:34.000 --> 01:15:39.020
17 to 14 to 11, it was like turnover after turnover.

01:15:39.680 --> 01:15:43.279
James Harden, you're a forever loser. I don't

01:15:43.279 --> 01:15:45.479
want to jinx it and say that the Knicks are going

01:15:45.479 --> 01:15:48.039
to win it, but you needed to win last night.

01:15:48.199 --> 01:15:50.380
You got to go at them, and that's what the Knicks

01:15:50.380 --> 01:15:54.020
did. It didn't matter. What did Brunson do? Nope.

01:15:54.159 --> 01:15:56.180
And then when they got him, and you see him,

01:15:56.199 --> 01:15:59.659
they go 1 -4 flat. Yeah, James Harden, I don't

01:15:59.659 --> 01:16:01.439
care how talented you are that you've won an

01:16:01.439 --> 01:16:05.739
MVP. You always choke. What is wrong with you?

01:16:05.899 --> 01:16:09.939
Every single time. You've been playing since

01:16:09.939 --> 01:16:13.680
2009. You've been playing long enough for someone

01:16:13.680 --> 01:16:15.819
to graduate high school, and you choke every

01:16:15.819 --> 01:16:19.420
single time. Thunder, Rockets, Clippers, everywhere,

01:16:19.600 --> 01:16:23.359
dude. I've never seen, and he just has that hateable

01:16:23.359 --> 01:16:26.359
attitude of whatever. You suck, James Harden.

01:16:27.340 --> 01:16:30.399
I don't know why the Cavaliers got rid of Darius

01:16:30.399 --> 01:16:34.140
Garland, but that was stupid. That was Amoronic.

01:17:17.800 --> 01:17:19.840
Well, new at 10, relief is on the way for South

01:17:19.840 --> 01:17:22.659
Hillsborough County drivers frustrated by traffic

01:17:22.659 --> 01:17:26.000
congestion that seems to only get worse. Well,

01:17:26.100 --> 01:17:28.680
it's not going to improve. So good luck with

01:17:28.680 --> 01:17:31.880
that. And then there's these morons. Key votes

01:17:31.880 --> 01:17:34.140
happening today could shape the future home of

01:17:34.140 --> 01:17:35.760
the Rays. And on your side, Jenna Bass joins

01:17:35.760 --> 01:17:38.079
us live this morning with a breakdown of the

01:17:38.079 --> 01:17:40.539
latest proposal and what's changed. Good morning.

01:17:42.100 --> 01:17:44.079
Hey, good morning. So it looks like the bases

01:17:44.079 --> 01:17:46.300
are loaded today. We got the city of Tampa, the

01:17:46.300 --> 01:17:48.479
Rays, and... You know what she did there? The

01:17:48.479 --> 01:17:51.140
bases are loaded. Hillsborough County Commission

01:17:51.140 --> 01:17:55.260
leaders all teaming up to pitch a new non -binding

01:17:55.260 --> 01:17:57.100
agreement when it... There you go. So there's

01:17:57.100 --> 01:17:58.960
the freaking Rays. Who cares anymore? And then

01:17:58.960 --> 01:18:01.600
there's this headline. I thought this was ridiculous.

01:18:02.220 --> 01:18:05.460
Mm -hmm. the fact that there's still racist people

01:18:05.460 --> 01:18:11.380
out there makes me sad at a hillsborough county

01:18:11.380 --> 01:18:14.199
middle school is sparking outrage online about

01:18:14.199 --> 01:18:17.140
what students were exposed to during class and

01:18:17.140 --> 01:18:19.920
now listen i am not a guy that likes fake outrage

01:18:19.920 --> 01:18:21.680
but this right here that they're about to tell

01:18:21.680 --> 01:18:24.800
us is ridiculous This viral video recorded by

01:18:24.800 --> 01:18:26.920
a student at Barrington Middle School shows a

01:18:26.920 --> 01:18:29.500
teacher hanging a black baby doll from a television

01:18:29.500 --> 01:18:32.939
monitor using a cord. What a moron. And she just

01:18:32.939 --> 01:18:38.420
looks like a Karen. She looks like someone that

01:18:38.420 --> 01:18:40.380
would listen to War of the Roses in the morning

01:18:40.380 --> 01:18:43.439
and be like, oh my God, it's real. 10 Tampa Bay

01:18:43.439 --> 01:18:45.479
News reporter Eric Glasser has reaction tonight

01:18:45.479 --> 01:18:47.739
from the student's mother and how the school

01:18:47.739 --> 01:18:50.420
board is taking action. I hope they fire this

01:18:50.420 --> 01:18:53.489
broad. Well, parents say they are beyond upset,

01:18:53.869 --> 01:18:56.529
including the mother of a 14 -year -old student

01:18:56.529 --> 01:18:58.710
here at Barrington Middle School. It is a terrible

01:18:58.710 --> 01:19:03.970
thing to do. It's one of the biggest... I don't

01:19:03.970 --> 01:19:05.470
even want to say black eyes. It's one of the

01:19:05.470 --> 01:19:07.970
biggest things about America that's disgusting

01:19:07.970 --> 01:19:10.529
is that it began with racism and that it began

01:19:10.529 --> 01:19:12.789
with slavery. Then you have this moron doing

01:19:12.789 --> 01:19:16.090
this. Horrified after seeing the video her son

01:19:16.090 --> 01:19:20.069
recorded inside his classroom. The now viral

01:19:20.069 --> 01:19:22.930
video clip viewed and shared hundreds of thousands

01:19:22.930 --> 01:19:25.750
of times online. I bet Kelta's DM this teacher.

01:19:26.010 --> 01:19:29.229
Appears to show 63 -year -old teacher Karen Whitmire

01:19:29.229 --> 01:19:34.409
Savage. I knew it was Karen. I guessed it. I

01:19:34.409 --> 01:19:36.710
was just joking. But this broad's name is Karen.

01:19:37.229 --> 01:19:40.430
Using an electrical cord to suspend a black baby

01:19:40.430 --> 01:19:43.590
doll from a classroom television monitor. She

01:19:43.590 --> 01:19:45.550
took the charger cord and like wrapped it around

01:19:45.550 --> 01:19:48.149
the baby's neck and like tied it. 14 -year -old

01:19:48.149 --> 01:19:50.750
Noah, who shot the video, said, Good job, Noah!

01:19:51.069 --> 01:19:53.149
As students could first be heard reacting with

01:19:53.149 --> 01:19:56.010
nervous laughter, then shock as Savage leaves

01:19:56.010 --> 01:19:58.689
the doll hanging in front of the class. Everybody

01:19:58.689 --> 01:20:00.890
started telling her it was wrong and racist.

01:20:01.350 --> 01:20:04.079
It is racist! It's horrible! This feels like

01:20:04.079 --> 01:20:07.840
an SNL skit. I'm still in shock. Nina Williams

01:20:07.840 --> 01:20:10.140
says her son immediately knew something was wrong

01:20:10.140 --> 01:20:12.159
and went straight to the office after class.

01:20:12.420 --> 01:20:14.840
She says he initially hesitated to share the

01:20:14.840 --> 01:20:17.500
video because he felt intimidated after Savage

01:20:17.500 --> 01:20:20.140
allegedly followed him to the office. That's

01:20:20.140 --> 01:20:22.319
something I didn't expect my children in 2026

01:20:22.319 --> 01:20:24.960
to ever have to deal with seeing. You want to

01:20:24.960 --> 01:20:28.020
know what her social media bio is? Her name is

01:20:28.020 --> 01:20:31.260
Karen Webmeyer Savage. She is a savage moron.

01:20:31.880 --> 01:20:33.920
Being an art teacher is my gift and passion.

01:20:34.020 --> 01:20:37.039
I have four beautiful daughters, plus stepchildren

01:20:37.039 --> 01:20:41.180
and grandchildren. My love is husband. My love

01:20:41.180 --> 01:20:43.060
is husband, John. That is a terrible grammar

01:20:43.060 --> 01:20:45.600
for a teacher. God is great. Ah, don't bring

01:20:45.600 --> 01:21:04.539
God into this. You're a racist moron. RyanHoppyRadio

01:21:04.539 --> 01:21:07.199
.com Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably

01:21:07.199 --> 01:21:10.500
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

01:21:10.800 --> 01:21:16.399
all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.

01:21:17.720 --> 01:21:21.119
The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't

01:21:21.119 --> 01:21:23.420
feel like listening to this next song, you can

01:21:23.420 --> 01:21:26.220
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

01:21:26.220 --> 01:21:28.640
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

01:21:29.800 --> 01:21:32.939
Don't worry, Fresno. The hour will be right back.

01:21:33.100 --> 01:21:36.020
Oh, yeah. Here's Lloyd Blanks with Victim of

01:21:36.020 --> 01:21:42.500
Society. Welcome to the place I call home. New

01:21:42.500 --> 01:21:47.539
York City's home. Riding around on chrome. Evil

01:21:47.539 --> 01:21:51.180
love to learn the streets. Or leave them alone.

01:21:52.380 --> 01:21:56.199
Because you're all alone. Out here in the danger

01:21:56.199 --> 01:22:00.550
zone. Oh, yeah. You don't want the convicts to

01:22:00.550 --> 01:22:02.590
come through that seat at your feet, make you

01:22:02.590 --> 01:22:05.569
one, two step, and be Sierra, yeah. You can scatter,

01:22:05.689 --> 01:22:07.829
but it might be even badder if I kick you on

01:22:07.829 --> 01:22:10.149
the bound, kick the Nike in your bladder. I got

01:22:10.149 --> 01:22:12.590
the whole town hooked over this dope, and I'ma

01:22:12.590 --> 01:22:14.829
smoke till I'm old as the Pope, cereal bowl,

01:22:14.949 --> 01:22:17.069
a remote. I ain't broke, I hit the score with

01:22:17.069 --> 01:22:19.390
a brick, yeah. That's why they playing tug -of

01:22:19.390 --> 01:22:21.909
-war, I did it. I used to have big dreams, now

01:22:21.909 --> 01:22:24.970
all of them shit. Lingerie on silicone, boring

01:22:24.970 --> 01:22:27.630
tit. Niggas wind up in the sky for a dollar,

01:22:27.770 --> 01:22:30.250
and I'ma keep it will and most these niggas die

01:22:30.250 --> 01:22:33.289
no renata babies need luke and baby mamas need

01:22:33.289 --> 01:22:36.270
prada the daddy got pride that's why he got fried

01:22:36.270 --> 01:22:38.750
and it happens every weekend that's why we outside

01:22:38.750 --> 01:22:41.189
buying cameras for the store niggas gonna need

01:22:41.189 --> 01:22:45.050
more no need to run we'll be following you everywhere

01:22:45.050 --> 01:22:47.729
you go so if you don't need a hiding space you

01:22:47.729 --> 01:22:51.810
need a gun you need a clip a little heart into

01:22:51.810 --> 01:22:54.590
the spark be a victim of society you know how

01:22:54.590 --> 01:22:58.619
it goes down out here man You better load up

01:22:58.619 --> 01:23:00.960
your weapons, baby, come outside Bitch, niggas

01:23:00.960 --> 01:23:03.180
a scheme on you, man, the hood ain't right You

01:23:03.180 --> 01:23:06.279
be a victim of society Come take a look at where

01:23:06.279 --> 01:23:09.760
I come from Man, that's fucked up, what happened

01:23:09.760 --> 01:23:12.520
to you? Shorty rolled up on his mom, girls clappin'

01:23:12.520 --> 01:23:14.939
the rules Retaliation from a robbery in back

01:23:14.939 --> 01:23:17.680
of the school Left him bodily hung, spent all

01:23:17.680 --> 01:23:19.739
night through the gat in the pond It goes on

01:23:19.739 --> 01:23:23.739
out here, hope they long out here That's all

01:23:23.739 --> 01:23:26.279
I hear Watch your back, gotta down this spray

01:23:26.279 --> 01:23:28.600
at your runners. Right in the parking lot like

01:23:28.600 --> 01:23:31.319
AWACS in minutes. The money's sent, plus I will

01:23:31.319 --> 01:23:33.819
wave caps to Venice. Make backs and spinners,

01:23:33.939 --> 01:23:36.619
raid packs and dinners. I'm blown drove, be no

01:23:36.619 --> 01:23:38.939
haze, black and spinach. If you hit it too hard,

01:23:39.020 --> 01:23:41.399
you'd be dazed back for minutes. Howl to wrong

01:23:41.399 --> 01:23:43.819
shit, spend days at your dentist. Getting it

01:23:43.819 --> 01:23:45.960
deep straightened, just cause you was hatin'.

01:23:45.960 --> 01:23:48.500
You met Jamaica, now it's time to meet Satan.

01:23:48.640 --> 01:23:50.340
And if there were you, it's the only thing left

01:23:50.340 --> 01:23:53.720
that we'd wake up. No need to run, we'll be far.

01:23:53.899 --> 01:23:56.539
shoot everywhere you go so you don't need a hiding

01:23:56.539 --> 01:24:00.119
space you need a gun you need a clip a little

01:24:00.119 --> 01:24:03.149
heart Into the spark, be a victim of society

01:24:03.149 --> 01:24:06.029
You got to be a stupid motherfucker not to have

01:24:06.029 --> 01:24:08.710
one out here You better load up your weapon for

01:24:08.710 --> 01:24:11.109
you to come outside These niggas a scheme on

01:24:11.109 --> 01:24:13.270
you, man, the hood ain't ride You be a victim

01:24:13.270 --> 01:24:16.329
of society Stop all that pillow talking I saw

01:24:16.329 --> 01:24:18.449
niggas make shit knock back These industry niggas

01:24:18.449 --> 01:24:20.689
playin' the role, they ain't gonna streak They

01:24:20.689 --> 01:24:23.069
underestimate the strong when they be the weak

01:24:23.069 --> 01:24:25.310
Your ball gonna rep the unit until they put him

01:24:25.310 --> 01:24:28.029
to sleep That'll bring Vietnam to your hood in

01:24:28.029 --> 01:24:30.569
a bleak Before I hop on my Impala with my Head

01:24:30.569 --> 01:24:32.829
in the breeze, I say it's rare for the G's Like

01:24:32.829 --> 01:24:35.670
my homeboy Cheese Won't be no more Pops or no

01:24:35.670 --> 01:24:38.510
more HP's Shotty died to his hip, knocking on

01:24:38.510 --> 01:24:40.989
his knees Man, this is for the niggas in the

01:24:40.989 --> 01:24:43.710
can With a stretch for the bull ring And an old

01:24:43.710 --> 01:24:46.489
man from the Jets with a loose can As they understand

01:24:46.489 --> 01:24:49.029
that they next As they boxed in, caught in a

01:24:49.029 --> 01:24:51.350
jam And they stressed, I got no problem Clipping

01:24:51.350 --> 01:24:53.689
that rookie, man, you damn near bitch What we

01:24:53.689 --> 01:24:56.250
missing is the tits and the pussy Yeah, I go

01:24:56.250 --> 01:24:58.989
hard for the jail So I sold more records than

01:24:58.989 --> 01:25:02.649
the whole town You don't need to run, the real

01:25:02.649 --> 01:25:05.510
beef follows you everywhere you go So you don't

01:25:05.510 --> 01:25:08.250
need to hide in space, you need a gun, you need

01:25:08.250 --> 01:25:11.710
a clip A little heart, and then a spark, be a

01:25:11.710 --> 01:25:15.310
victim of society You niggas know what it is,

01:25:15.329 --> 01:25:18.409
man You better load up your weapons before you

01:25:18.409 --> 01:25:21.010
come outside These niggas a scheme on you, man,

01:25:21.050 --> 01:25:23.390
the hood ain't a ride You be a victim of society

01:26:02.890 --> 01:26:09.369
Let's do this. All right. And now. Mm -hmm. Welcome

01:26:09.369 --> 01:26:20.029
to Happy Hour. In your heart, you know what you

01:26:20.029 --> 01:26:22.850
want. And now for something completely different.

01:26:24.449 --> 01:27:14.479
Door is closing. Happy hour. Happy hour. Ladies

01:27:14.479 --> 01:27:20.319
and gentlemen, here it is. The most listened

01:27:20.319 --> 01:27:23.720
to radio show on the planet. The other stations

01:27:23.720 --> 01:28:08.569
are tuned in too. Go y 'all. From the side to

01:28:08.569 --> 01:28:11.250
the sticks, they relate to the views. Every segment

01:28:11.250 --> 01:28:14.250
like a story from the avenue. Turn slick, then

01:28:14.250 --> 01:28:17.590
you fact -check the attitude. This that Chicago

01:28:17.590 --> 01:28:22.149
news. Hop it out and let them choose. From the

01:28:22.149 --> 01:28:25.250
heights to the loop, what it do. Every block,

01:28:25.350 --> 01:28:37.600
every verse in the room. Oh, they love to say

01:28:37.600 --> 01:28:47.319
who broke it. Man, they're holding a lot of burglars

01:28:47.319 --> 01:28:59.460
in Illinois. Bunch of thugs. So there's that

01:28:59.460 --> 01:29:03.989
and there's this right here. Beyond me, why exactly

01:29:03.989 --> 01:29:07.470
right now? But squishy toys are extremely popular.

01:29:08.050 --> 01:29:11.550
Beyond me, I got to pay for it for my kids. What

01:29:11.550 --> 01:29:15.869
was the other toy? Lollaboos or whatever? It

01:29:15.869 --> 01:29:18.319
seems like every month there's a new toy. And

01:29:18.319 --> 01:29:21.100
there's one brand in particular, brand affinity

01:29:21.100 --> 01:29:23.560
here, that's really big with both adults and

01:29:23.560 --> 01:29:27.060
children. It's called Neato. Yeah, it's not for

01:29:27.060 --> 01:29:29.000
us, I don't think. You're going to learn a lot

01:29:29.000 --> 01:29:30.239
in this story. I think the little ones. You're

01:29:30.239 --> 01:29:33.600
an annoying dude, bro. The demand is really intense.

01:29:33.739 --> 01:29:35.960
I mean, really, really intense. So much so that

01:29:35.960 --> 01:29:38.500
a small business in Northbrook says it's going

01:29:38.500 --> 01:29:41.119
to change the way it sells the toys. Here's Lexi

01:29:41.119 --> 01:29:42.960
Suter. All right, so they're selling toys. Cool,

01:29:43.119 --> 01:29:46.619
whatever. What was that toy called? The Lala

01:29:46.619 --> 01:29:48.500
Boo? I don't know. I'm not going to try it. I

01:29:48.500 --> 01:29:54.220
don't have kids, so I don't really care. Yeah,

01:29:55.720 --> 01:30:03.020
yeah, yeah. Microphone king. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:30:03.960 --> 01:30:06.800
6ix9ine tower. Phrasals loud and sour. Mike in

01:30:06.800 --> 01:30:09.260
his grip. Got the world feeling sour. Poppy on

01:30:09.260 --> 01:30:11.539
the block. Dropping facts like boulders. Words

01:30:11.539 --> 01:30:13.859
cut sharply. The city on its shoulders. Wow.

01:30:13.930 --> 01:30:17.310
So raw, unfiltered, true spray Fresno's postin'

01:30:17.310 --> 01:30:20.109
every word that he say No sugar coat, no bow,

01:30:20.369 --> 01:30:23.130
no disguise I'll be in the booth, Fresno, here's

01:30:23.130 --> 01:30:26.750
it live Fresno, no, he don't hold back Spit so

01:30:26.750 --> 01:30:29.850
bold, keep the city on track Say how it is, no

01:30:29.850 --> 01:30:33.869
fear, no doubt Ryan, who's he today? Hot 97,

01:30:34.069 --> 01:30:36.890
playin' seven waves, hit in the air He got the

01:30:36.890 --> 01:30:39.670
hype, but his voice takes you there Talk so tall,

01:30:39.789 --> 01:30:45.720
every line's a skyscraper We'll be right back.

01:31:26.189 --> 01:31:30.289
I do shower a lot. Your voice, your vote. Election

01:31:30.289 --> 01:31:32.789
day is nearly two weeks away now and candidates

01:31:32.789 --> 01:31:36.130
are boosting their spending. Oh, good. The city

01:31:36.130 --> 01:31:38.329
of Fresno could so use someone that could help,

01:31:38.430 --> 01:31:41.029
you know, donate money to fix the roads and everything.

01:31:41.170 --> 01:31:42.810
But hey, at least the candidates are paying for

01:31:42.810 --> 01:31:47.819
themselves. Screw you! Happy Hot Topic! Now to

01:31:47.819 --> 01:31:51.359
a story only on Action News. Only on Action News,

01:31:51.439 --> 01:31:53.159
even though I saw it on the other sites. The

01:31:53.159 --> 01:31:56.659
man accused of stabbing four people with a sickle

01:31:56.659 --> 01:31:59.920
in Atwater last March appeared in court today.

01:32:00.300 --> 01:32:04.319
Loser! 38 -year -old Isidro Chavez. That is a

01:32:04.319 --> 01:32:08.119
rough 38. As Gonzalez sat before a judge. I would

01:32:08.119 --> 01:32:09.819
say call ICE and see what's happened in there.

01:32:10.020 --> 01:32:16.470
Mm -hmm. You know, make sure. You gotta be safe

01:32:16.470 --> 01:32:19.630
out there. Here we go. News update. A man is

01:32:19.630 --> 01:32:22.149
in critical condition after Fresno police say

01:32:22.149 --> 01:32:24.510
he shot one of their officers and led authorities

01:32:24.510 --> 01:32:27.390
on a nearly day -long manhunt. The shooting happened

01:32:27.390 --> 01:32:30.109
around 9 .30 Saturday night in southwest Fresno.

01:32:30.569 --> 01:32:32.710
That's a lot of crime in Fresno. And then you

01:32:32.710 --> 01:32:34.909
gotta check this guy's hard drive. When people

01:32:34.909 --> 01:32:37.449
find their truth in life, it's commonly referred

01:32:37.449 --> 01:32:40.289
to as a come -to -Jesus moment. And for Deacon

01:32:40.289 --> 01:32:42.930
Scott Borba, that's true in more ways than one.

01:32:43.109 --> 01:32:46.729
I thought I was the other son, not the prodigal

01:32:46.729 --> 01:32:49.109
son, but his brother that stayed. Believe in

01:32:49.109 --> 01:32:51.710
the fiction all you want. Former Elf Cosmetics

01:32:51.710 --> 01:32:55.409
co -founders, now a priest. With his father and

01:32:55.409 --> 01:32:57.930
served him. He's creeping me out. I don't know

01:32:57.930 --> 01:33:02.130
what it is, dog. I was the prodigal son. You're

01:33:02.130 --> 01:33:06.699
nothing. You're a creep. Well, Eric, the two

01:33:06.699 --> 01:33:08.159
departments today were actually the Department

01:33:08.159 --> 01:33:10.779
of Behavioral Health and the Department of Health.

01:33:10.880 --> 01:33:13.640
And the Board of Supervisors says those two departments

01:33:13.640 --> 01:33:17.319
clearly have a place at this organization. Worlds

01:33:17.319 --> 01:33:20.420
apart. Tuesday's Fresno County board meeting.

01:33:20.560 --> 01:33:22.760
I love these county meetings. It seems like everyone

01:33:22.760 --> 01:33:25.539
just does not like each other. Moved along with

01:33:25.539 --> 01:33:28.500
far less emotion than last week when the board

01:33:28.500 --> 01:33:31.279
denied the Fresno County Library from taking

01:33:31.279 --> 01:33:35.640
part in the Rainbow Pride Parade. Okay, out.

01:33:35.840 --> 01:33:41.060
This time. Or voted unanimously to approve the

01:33:41.060 --> 01:33:43.600
Department of Behavioral Health and Public Health

01:33:43.600 --> 01:33:46.920
to participate in the parade. Man, if you were

01:33:46.920 --> 01:33:49.619
just having a debate of Pride Parade, that's

01:33:49.619 --> 01:33:52.199
a waste of our time. Who cares if someone of

01:33:52.199 --> 01:33:54.079
the same gender wants to have sex with each other?

01:33:54.119 --> 01:34:10.279
Life's short. is hoppy cleveland skyline foggy

01:34:10.279 --> 01:34:12.779
steel mills choppy city on the cuyahoga hearts

01:34:12.779 --> 01:34:15.680
heavy never sloppy radio waves carry tails but

01:34:15.680 --> 01:34:18.420
they ain't gloves in concrete jungle potholes

01:34:18.420 --> 01:34:21.060
with dreams collapse downtown echoes the calves

01:34:21.060 --> 01:34:23.539
and faded calves past the preaching hustle corner

01:34:23.539 --> 01:34:26.119
kids trading maps where the vibes midwest but

01:34:26.119 --> 01:34:30.260
the struggle overlaps where the truth gets wrong

01:34:30.260 --> 01:34:33.720
rust belt blues every crack every flaw until

01:34:33.720 --> 01:34:37.399
it takes no sugar no draw Hoppy on the mic spittin'

01:34:37.399 --> 01:34:40.380
facts, no law. Back alleys whisper, still grit

01:34:40.380 --> 01:34:43.079
in the air. Hoppy pullin' cards, city troops

01:34:43.079 --> 01:34:45.960
lay bare. Bar sharper than the skyline, no time

01:34:45.960 --> 01:34:48.399
to spare. Opinions heavy as the lake, but he

01:34:48.399 --> 01:34:51.859
don't care. Radio days, static hum in the booth.

01:34:52.000 --> 01:34:54.079
Voice boomin' through the speakers, pittin' with

01:34:54.079 --> 01:34:57.239
the truth. Tower city shadows, echoing the youth.

01:34:57.439 --> 01:35:00.420
Uncut, unpolished, Cleveland's the proof. Hoppy's

01:35:00.420 --> 01:35:03.680
lens, no rose tint. Just grind every second in

01:35:03.680 --> 01:35:26.479
a slice of Cleveland's mind. Bye. Bye. A serious

01:35:26.479 --> 01:35:29.439
danger lurking under a grassy hill has officials

01:35:29.439 --> 01:35:31.960
sounding the alarm against recreation on that

01:35:31.960 --> 01:35:35.520
property. They hope to prevent people from trespassing

01:35:35.520 --> 01:35:38.439
on a landfill that could put drinking water at

01:35:38.439 --> 01:35:40.619
risk. Ah, so there's that in Cleveland under

01:35:40.619 --> 01:35:52.899
Zeus. Howdy. Hi, buddy. Hi, buddy. Yeah, he's

01:35:52.899 --> 01:35:56.409
very warm. So, a wolf? Coleman left her puppy

01:35:56.409 --> 01:35:58.430
inside a vehicle while going to the Cedar Point

01:35:58.430 --> 01:36:04.090
amusement park in Ohio. Oh, man, that is tough

01:36:04.090 --> 01:36:06.010
to watch. That was a puppy being rescued from

01:36:06.010 --> 01:36:08.770
a hot car at Cedar Point. It's been very hot

01:36:08.770 --> 01:36:10.789
these past few days. Sandusky police responding

01:36:10.789 --> 01:36:13.369
to the parking lot on Sunday. It's got to suck

01:36:13.369 --> 01:36:15.310
your last name. Your city's name is Sandusky.

01:36:15.510 --> 01:36:18.449
Calls of a dog locked in a car. And as you saw,

01:36:18.550 --> 01:36:21.189
they found a German shepherd. Puppy. So it was

01:36:21.189 --> 01:36:24.149
83 degrees outside at the time. I didn't even

01:36:24.149 --> 01:36:26.170
know you could get that hot in Cleveland. I was

01:36:26.170 --> 01:36:28.229
immediately given water, taken to the parks,

01:36:28.310 --> 01:36:31.989
provided daycare. And yes, that's offered there

01:36:31.989 --> 01:36:34.189
at the park. When officers ran the license plate,

01:36:34.229 --> 01:36:36.189
they called the phone number provided, but no

01:36:36.189 --> 01:36:40.739
one answered. Loser! So officers had security

01:36:40.739 --> 01:36:43.140
look at video footage from the parking lot to

01:36:43.140 --> 01:36:45.659
locate the vehicle, and they saw that four people

01:36:45.659 --> 01:36:48.640
got out of the SUV. So the timing matched up

01:36:48.640 --> 01:36:51.079
to show the dog was locked in that car for more

01:36:51.079 --> 01:36:53.840
than three hours. Geez. Officers eventually tracked

01:36:53.840 --> 01:36:57.920
down 22 -year -old Brianna. This is rough. 22.

01:36:58.319 --> 01:37:02.840
Mm -hmm. Owns a Parma. She is making Parma look

01:37:02.840 --> 01:37:06.569
bad. The suspected driver. Pig. You are going

01:37:06.569 --> 01:37:10.350
to be charged with animal cruelty. Here's the

01:37:10.350 --> 01:37:13.869
thing. She's a fat pig, isn't she? You're living

01:37:13.869 --> 01:37:17.229
in Parma? Yeah. Okay, so it's an M2. You are

01:37:17.229 --> 01:37:18.449
going to have to go to the county and postpone.

01:37:21.409 --> 01:37:24.289
What a dumb pig. She's wiping the sweat off of

01:37:24.289 --> 01:37:27.510
her face. What a moron. They were high school

01:37:27.510 --> 01:37:30.029
students when they were sexually abused by Chad

01:37:30.029 --> 01:37:32.430
Kendall, a teacher at Archbishop Holben High

01:37:32.430 --> 01:37:34.550
School in Akron. That is a scary name for a school.

01:37:34.569 --> 01:37:36.029
It just sounds like a pedophile would be in there.

01:37:36.170 --> 01:37:38.409
Akron. Now they are young women and they call

01:37:38.409 --> 01:37:41.029
themselves survivors. And today they share powerful

01:37:41.029 --> 01:37:43.489
statements in court before Kendall was sentenced

01:37:43.489 --> 01:37:47.390
to prison. Your Summit County... Loser! Porter

01:37:47.390 --> 01:37:49.770
Bob Jones was in court for you. What up, Bob

01:37:49.770 --> 01:37:52.819
Jones? Punishment was handed down. and says the

01:37:52.819 --> 01:37:55.800
case isn't over yet. Who? Bob Jones. Who? Bob

01:37:55.800 --> 01:37:59.579
Jones. After everything that happened to me,

01:37:59.659 --> 01:38:02.979
I truly understood what it felt like to be groomed,

01:38:02.979 --> 01:38:05.380
used, and discarded. That's Summit County victim

01:38:05.380 --> 01:38:07.760
advocate Kelsey Dennis reading a statement written

01:38:07.760 --> 01:38:10.260
by a victim of Chad Kendall, a former theater

01:38:10.260 --> 01:38:13.359
director and a choir teacher. That's creepy enough.

01:38:15.500 --> 01:38:17.539
Anybody that's a theater or acquired director

01:38:17.539 --> 01:38:19.340
before they're hired, they should have their

01:38:19.340 --> 01:38:58.109
hard drive looked at. They used to harbor it

01:38:58.109 --> 01:39:00.909
here. We think this is hard. It could be worse,

01:39:00.949 --> 01:39:05.229
though. At least we're not destroyed. We're not

01:39:05.229 --> 01:39:07.609
destroyed. The masses, of course, you know, keep

01:39:07.609 --> 01:39:09.729
people from looking at their own lives and realizing

01:39:09.729 --> 01:39:12.550
how bad they've actually gotten, you know? I

01:39:12.550 --> 01:39:17.189
mean, if you can get drunk and paint yourself

01:39:17.189 --> 01:39:20.430
orange and brown every Sunday, you might realize,

01:39:20.649 --> 01:39:33.369
I live in Cleveland. You're looking at your tiny

01:39:33.369 --> 01:39:34.949
little house that you can't afford because of

01:39:34.949 --> 01:39:36.949
the mortgage crisis and your horrible little

01:39:36.949 --> 01:39:39.069
pocket kids who all have diabetes by the time

01:39:39.069 --> 01:39:41.310
they're eight and they live on corn syrup and

01:39:41.310 --> 01:39:44.909
lye. And then you look at your big bloated mess

01:39:44.909 --> 01:39:46.630
of a wife and she waddles towards you with her

01:39:46.630 --> 01:39:48.909
front butt spilling out over the top of her ass

01:39:48.909 --> 01:39:51.170
and long jeans. And you think, I'm going to go

01:39:51.170 --> 01:39:53.250
shoot myself and my pregnant 12 -year -old daughter,

01:39:53.270 --> 01:40:00.750
right? Do you regret anything that you said about

01:40:00.750 --> 01:40:06.859
Cleveland? Do you like it? Do you think Cleveland's

01:40:06.859 --> 01:40:08.939
cool? I mean, I've never heard anybody say, I'm

01:40:08.939 --> 01:40:11.500
going to Cleveland on vacation. But it's cool.

01:40:11.939 --> 01:40:50.119
It's cool. As long as you follow your dreams,

01:40:50.279 --> 01:40:53.279
no matter how crazy or against the law it is.

01:40:53.680 --> 01:40:57.180
Except for Sasquatch, because Sasquatch's rules

01:40:57.180 --> 01:41:00.479
are different. Forgetting me, why? I'm a circus

01:41:00.479 --> 01:41:05.260
freak. That's all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally,

01:41:05.279 --> 01:41:07.000
I'm one of those guys who can't wait to get to

01:41:07.000 --> 01:41:12.460
work in the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh, yes!

01:41:42.050 --> 01:41:45.289
Yeah, hey, I'd like a, uh, $9 ,000 prostitute,

01:41:45.390 --> 01:41:49.670
please. Oh, do you have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah,

01:41:49.670 --> 01:41:51.729
good, and if you got an albino, send her up,

01:41:51.750 --> 01:41:54.550
too. In, like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep,

01:41:54.810 --> 01:41:57.430
so get him up here. I had, like, half a bottle

01:41:57.430 --> 01:42:01.250
of melatonin, six beers, this whole f***ing bucket

01:42:01.250 --> 01:42:32.380
of chicken. Oh! Oh, I just thought there was

01:42:32.380 --> 01:42:36.220
a nickname. You know, like Dr. Grace. Yeah. God,

01:42:37.000 --> 01:42:43.399
you're stupid. God, you're stupid. God, you're

01:42:43.399 --> 01:42:48.180
stupid. Hey, shut up. What is it now, Hooper?

01:42:48.279 --> 01:42:51.420
Have you seen it on the TV lately? No, why? From

01:42:51.420 --> 01:42:53.380
Judd Winner, the maker of Gals Gone Wild, comes

01:42:53.380 --> 01:42:55.960
a little something for the ladies. Satisfaction!

01:42:56.140 --> 01:43:20.710
Woo! Now you call us, it takes three seconds,

01:43:20.810 --> 01:43:22.869
just hold that. Operators are standing by. You'd

01:43:22.869 --> 01:43:25.649
be nuts to pass up on this offer. Mm -hmm. I

01:43:25.649 --> 01:43:28.050
mean, someone at church? Internet night or something?

01:43:28.210 --> 01:43:30.609
Ooh, wouldn't that be nice? Wouldn't they put

01:43:30.609 --> 01:43:33.449
them firecrackers up your butthole? Now, that's

01:43:33.449 --> 01:43:35.789
a good... No, not that specific thing. But why?

01:43:36.449 --> 01:43:38.810
That's how I met your great -grandpappy. Oh,

01:43:38.829 --> 01:43:41.649
he loves him, the mud butthole. I told you not,

01:43:41.689 --> 01:43:44.050
never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never, probably

01:43:44.050 --> 01:43:46.989
like that man's name in a house again. Oh, I

01:43:46.989 --> 01:44:08.109
don't think that is nice. Whoa! A real live robot!

01:44:08.529 --> 01:44:11.510
Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?

01:44:11.930 --> 01:44:15.399
Wait, wait, wait! No, uh, it doesn't look so

01:44:15.399 --> 01:44:18.159
shiny to me. It's shinier than yours, mid -bag.

01:45:22.260 --> 01:45:26.600
As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

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to this next song, you can skip over it. But

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Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

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are right now in the podcast description is all

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me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but my buddies

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may have known me as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled

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as slow when I started school. Come to find out

01:53:12.039 --> 01:53:16.340
at age 12, the doctors decided Now at the age

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of 48, I have completed an associate degree in

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radio broadcasting and worked in the San Francisco

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01:53:24.600 --> 01:53:27.319
am different. People with autism have no need,

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no different than you. Laugh, laugh, love, and

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I did it, and so can anyone else with autism.

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01:59:11.689 --> 01:59:14.250
and I'll be out to keep the party going. Hello

01:59:14.250 --> 01:59:17.890
again. It's your favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammer

01:59:17.890 --> 01:59:21.409
Hank. I may look normal, but the truth is I have

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and nonverbal communication skills, social interactions,

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and leisure activities. In a recent study...

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I think just by having friends and family, having

01:59:48.239 --> 01:59:51.300
a college education, I have even worked in the

01:59:51.300 --> 02:00:11.039
San Francisco Bay Area as an entrepreneur. We'll

02:00:11.039 --> 02:00:41.090
be right back. The slow and dim eardrums Mixed

02:00:41.090 --> 02:00:43.890
in hoppy like fingers without rings VHX to FM

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Shadows hit the street But soon the sound will

02:00:46.430 --> 02:00:49.529
vanish like shadows in the heat The hoppy hour

02:00:49.529 --> 02:00:52.909
is coming to a close Radio waves waving like

02:00:52.909 --> 02:01:42.079
a wilson rose Oh, my God. Now it's time to face

02:01:42.079 --> 02:01:44.859
the silence like the TV on Snow Ride Hoppy held

02:01:44.859 --> 02:01:47.680
the mic, with humor so divine The void left in

02:01:47.680 --> 02:01:56.500
our hearts wider than a canyon line Lines Empty

02:01:56.500 --> 02:01:58.819
secrets, silence died, but coming to an end Like

02:01:58.819 --> 02:02:00.960
a rollercoaster stopping how the rivers bend

02:02:00.960 --> 02:02:03.800
Hoppy's jokes and bad scenes are daily grind

02:02:03.800 --> 02:02:06.520
Now silence will remember thoughts we can't rewind

02:02:06.520 --> 02:02:49.789
So the Hoppy hour is over I like that. You probably

02:02:49.789 --> 02:02:53.189
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

02:02:53.470 --> 02:02:58.090
all I smell is poop. I'll catch you in the next

02:02:58.090 --> 02:03:02.430
one. And we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now

02:03:02.430 --> 02:03:27.020
over. Poppy Hour is now over. This concludes

02:03:27.020 --> 02:03:31.600
our broadcast day. Good night and God bless America.