National Pink Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.25.26)

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. All right, we need to discuss Kevin

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Durant. Kevin Durant is a walking midlife crisis

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since he was 25. This guy does not know what

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his identity was. When he was on the Oklahoma

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State Thunder, he was supposed to be the future.

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And then he could not beat the Warriors in the

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playoffs. Remember the Warriors? The team he

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could not beat that he ended up joining went

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73 -9 and almost had the best NBA regular season

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of all time to then win a championship. The 20

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or the 1996 Bulls, I believe, or whatever team

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it was, still had the best record ever, including

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a championship. But Kevin Durant has the audacity

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to go on a podcast, and you will not believe

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what he said. He said that the team he joined

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were underdogs. Kevin Durant, you're an ashy

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loser! without the man that is unknown as Stephen

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Curry. And without Clay Thompson and Draymond

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Green, you don't have a ring, you douchebag.

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So I didn't have no relationship with nobody

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on the Warriors. We weren't like friends, like

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people like... I don't think you have any friends.

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I mean, you're dedicated to bowling, but you

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don't really get out of the first round if you're

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not on a good team. You hooked up with your friends.

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I never hung out with Draymond. That wasn't my

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boy. I can't imagine hanging out with Kevin Durant.

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He's probably on Twitter. It wasn't like let

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me call my boys up and let me go hang out with

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my boys. No, I've seen that's a great team that

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wants to win one environment. They were winning.

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They lost in the NBA Finals, but they won a ring

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before. City, Oakland is like D .C. Yeah. How

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is it like D .C.? Is it as dangerous as D .C.?

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It felt like I was riding through Southeast when

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I was there. Absolutely. Absolutely. All these

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podcasters just let these NBA players ride in

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their mouth. Absolutely. Absolutely. Thank you.

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Fanbase, the organization, never been a winning

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organization when I was in the league. Maybe

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early on, but when you joined, they had just

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been in the playoffs and actually beat you in

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the playoffs when you joined them, so I guess

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they were winning. And then they also went to

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two NBA Finals back and back. Nobody liked Golden

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State. Nobody liked Golden State. Nobody liked

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you. You're a douche. You're an idiot. You're

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a coward. Like, a still, like, underdog to me,

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because I'm looking at it as, I'm looking at

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the totality of your other franchise. I ain't

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looking at what happened in the last five years.

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But that doesn't matter. The totality. So then,

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if we're going to look at the totality of things,

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besides winning with Stephen Curry and Klay Thompson,

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you're a loser. Right. Like, you've never been

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a perennial winner in a, you know what I'm saying?

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No, we don't know what you're saying. And you

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got the kiss -ass interview. Absolutely. Absolutely.

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Absolutely. the NBA for the 50s on up. Alright.

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You basketball nerd. He knows such about basketball.

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He's such a savant. Yet, without Stephen Curry

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or Russell Westbrook, he can't get out the first

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round. But the day she came to my show then to

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perform in front of the audience, she was not.

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And she fell off of the stage. So this is Oprah

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to Talking about good old Whitney Houston messing

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up at one of her shows years ago, that being

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Oprah's show. I have no respect for Oprah. We

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all know that she is lavish with gel cane, but

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no one wants to talk about it. We all know that

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she makes people sign NDAs. We all know that

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she's not nice to be around. We all know that

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she's a dirty, rotten moron. She's the worst.

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Oprah Winfrey is recalling the loyalty of her

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former talk show studio audience. Yeah. Any of

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the women that went to see her, man, they all

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thought they were going to see someone that cared

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about them. My mom used to love Oprah. I hated

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it. On Tuesday, June 23rd, the author received

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Ken Lyons' Lionheart Award and revealed in a...

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I know their award. You don't care about them.

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Mm -hmm. Hey, gal, look what I got. Conversation

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on stage that the final time Whitney Houston

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joined the show in 2009... Can you imagine if

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you were to tell Whitney Houston in 2009 that

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17 years later, this dirty, rotten moron would

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be throwing you under the bus for clout because

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she's an irrelevant moron? She fell off the stage

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after relapsing on drugs. Good job, really, taking

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care of the culture in the African -American

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community, throwing under the bus one of the

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most talented but troubled people to ever be

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in that community. Oh, but you're so above everybody.

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You were friends with Harvey Weinstein. Shut

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up. I was interviewing Whitney Houston on one

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of her last interviews. Remember when Monique

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said that Oprah's a snake? She's a dirtier -headed

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snake. And we did the whole, hey, girl. How you

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doing? Greetings. Oh, yeah. You know, being faked.

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Because you don't have a real personality because

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you're a loser. Thing. I don't care that you're

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worth a billion dollars. You're a hack. And then

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I stopped. And you're an embarrassment to Chicago.

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The cameras. And I went behind the stage and

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I said. I went behind the stage and I said, where's

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the toy? So tell me, what do you want? What do

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you want to happen here? I'm going to tell you

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what I want to happen here. Man, Oprah has no

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respect for the dead. You know how everybody

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that worked. thinks she's a dirty, rotten loser.

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They can't stand her, and she thinks she's above

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everybody. That was one of the most powerful

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interviews. Oh, was it? Maybe just talk about

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the good parts of the interviews. And then poor

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Whitney Houston's family is denying it, but it's

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probably true. Oh, Brooklyn, it's all said and

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done. We haven't seen you with Stedman for years,

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and he's probably better off plowing women than

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a hunter anyway. And by the way, just admit you're

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lovers with Gayle King and call it a day. That's

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the late Liam Payne's ex -girlfriend Kate Cassidy

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lamenting over being dumped by her current love

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interest. The reason she compared him to Liam.

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Video posted to TikTok June 22nd, Kate addresses

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her latest dating faux pas, revealing that a

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man she'd been dating recently ended their relationship

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after she found herself comparing him to the

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late One Direction star. How the heck are they

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going to make a guy feel? Think about it. You're

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trying to build a relationship and you're hearing

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about a guy that used to plow her. Women are

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weird, man. No, but what's weird about women

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is that they can easily do this thing where they

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are able to, you know, talk about... I don't

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know how to explain it. They could talk about

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their ex -boyfriends all they want and think

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that the guy wants to hear about it. But then

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if a guy talks about a girl he plowed, the girl

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gets mad. R. Kate, who nicknamed the man Joe,

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also shared that the relationship had been moving,

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quote, super fast, revealing she'd met his family

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and even traveled with him or things. Yeah, you

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know, she got her hopes up and then it just didn't

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work out. Took a turn. I f***ed up. Yeah, you

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know, I'm sure there was more than just that.

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I'm sure you were always talking about Liam.

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I'm sure you always had his music on. You're

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just being a dummy. Because I physically would

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be like, oh, well, Liam would do this, so why

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aren't you doing this? Or he would do something.

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Oh, that is not what it did once I hear about

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it. That is not it, dog. I would be like, Liam

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would never do that. Why are you doing that?

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He texted me yesterday and told me that we should

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go our separate ways because it's just too much.

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Yeah. Maybe you learned from them. You do not

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talk about your exes. Oh, yeah. Today should

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be such an amazing show. The way my portable

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mouse just doesn't want to work. Even though

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it's charged at 100%. I think it's time to get

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a new mouse. I've tried postponing it all I can.

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But I've lost my mind. This should be a fun show.

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Attention, FM DJs. Your morning show prep begins

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now. Loud, rude, aggressive. And those are his

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good qualities. A sick person with a powerful

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tool. On three. One, two, three, go. Door is

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closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're

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listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy

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Hour. Mm -hmm. With Ryan Hoppy. Yes, ma 'am.

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What? No, no, no, no. If I hit this button, boom,

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the whole program's gonna start. Okay, wait.

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All right. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,

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Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.

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Oh yeah, now my mouse is working. I need to get

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a new mouse, though. Travelling off the wall,

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man! I got so much I gotta do during the day!

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Anyway... It's Hoppy Hour. I am your host, Ryan

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Hoppy. 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773.

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You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. And as

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I look at my prep sheet, I have done 160 shows

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this year and 576 videos and 70 downloads. Oh,

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geez. It's about five months worth of shows,

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man. It was so funny yesterday. Yesterday was

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a Wednesday. So that means it was hump day. And

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I began the show by saying happy hump day. And

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you know what happened? The phone was listening

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to me. It showed me that, like, viral cop, the

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black guy that's on TikTok. And it said, happy

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hump day. And it showed him. And I don't follow

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him. Man. If the phones are listening to us,

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may we all become millionaires. Last night, I've

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been trying to, like, stay at home a little longer,

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you know, hanging out. And I just get so hyper.

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I take baths, which my bathtub is probably five

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feet long, so I got to put my foot up on the

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wall. Isn't that such a sexy image, thinking

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about me up on the wall with my feet? Last night,

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I took about four baths. Yeah, I did. I got to

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make sure I look good, dude. Don't know what

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that has to do with looking good. It's my version

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of a bathtub. It helps relax me. then my skin

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gets all itchy. Drives me nuts. I swear to God,

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I can never come up with ideas during the day

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about the show when it comes to an opening monologue.

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I mean, I can, but of course, right before I

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go to bed, that's when all the ideas come to

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me. Mmm. Mmm. I drank some Cuban coffee earlier,

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so I'm Feel it right now. Last night, my cat

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saw I set up a little fort for my cat. When I

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go to bed, there she is looking out the window

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of my apartment. Hey, how are you? She's the

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only cat that likes to yelling. When I was doing

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this show back in Illinois, my mom's cat hated

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it. But this is my cat meowing. And she had done.

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I'm sure. I got it. But the funny part about

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Luna last night, she was, so I put two pillows

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next to my head and then two pillows that I lay

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on. I built a fort for Luna. And she loves to

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have her tummy rubbed. She loves it. She usually

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does. Last night, I rubbed that tummy, right?

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And her tail starts going crazy. I'm like, oh

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jeez, what's going on here? Because I'm usually

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real good at, you know, rubbing. It's a little

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weird to make a rubbing joke when you're talking

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about your cat. But I'm usually really good at

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rubbing. But all of a sudden, I rubbed her and

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she went like. Oh, did she hiss at me? She's

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never, ever hissed at me. But then she started

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licking me and was purring. I'm like, are you

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having a midlife crisis? Are you having a stoned

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panic attack like your father? It's very strange.

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Very, very weird. I don't know if you can hear

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in the background. But I have Aqua Teen Hunger

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Force from last night on. Just kind of describes

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this show, doesn't it? It's time for Hoppy's

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Inbox. Only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. I

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swear. I got the nicest comments last night in

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my inbox. I couldn't believe it. Usually people

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are pretty rude to me. But I posted a picture

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on Father's Day of me and Luna. As a cat dad.

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And someone said, Luna looks lucky to have you.

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She's a doll. This was on threads. Another comment

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said, she's too cute. And another one said, I

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love cats. Man. If I would have posted that on

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like Twitter, it would have got a response. I

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would have been like, does that guy have 70 downloads?

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Oh, geez. Oh, geez. All right. We have so much

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to get into today. This show is going to be off

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the wall. I'm drinking my Kevin coffee. Actually.

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Before I take my sip of coffee. Because if I'm

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right now talking to somebody in the car who's

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drinking their coffee, maybe they have an open

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container and they're drinking their beer. What

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are you doing? I'm about to put on some music

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so we can drink our coffee together. Oh, yeah.

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All I need is a hot piece of ass Latina to sit

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on my lap. Then I'm ready to go. All right. Let

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me get this killing coffee. All right. Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, a little sipping sound effect. I just coughed

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from that killing coffee. Isn't this such a professional

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show? Oh, Jase, you ain't getting this on the

00:17:32.220 --> 00:17:35.009
Joe show. You're getting fake prank calls. All

00:17:35.009 --> 00:17:39.269
right, one more. Oh, I'm Judge Joe. Nobody says

00:17:39.269 --> 00:17:42.089
successful judge like a nutball baby that got

00:17:42.089 --> 00:17:44.069
a radio show because of their successful father.

00:17:44.450 --> 00:17:57.170
All right, one more sip of this. All right. Let

00:17:57.170 --> 00:18:03.119
me see what's going on on Instagram. All right,

00:18:03.140 --> 00:18:06.960
so there's a lot of Neon clips going on in the

00:18:06.960 --> 00:18:09.680
club right now. Neon's definitely having his

00:18:09.680 --> 00:18:12.819
15 minutes of fame. Now, I think it's going to

00:18:12.819 --> 00:18:15.980
be a little more than 15 minutes. I think he's

00:18:15.980 --> 00:18:20.640
a successful guy. I think he's smart. But I think

00:18:20.640 --> 00:18:26.940
he needs to be a little more self -aware. Just

00:18:26.940 --> 00:18:30.640
embrace who you are, dude. That's all you got

00:18:30.640 --> 00:18:36.400
to do. I embrace who I am. I'm a jackass. And

00:18:36.400 --> 00:18:39.079
if people like me, that's amazing and wonderful.

00:18:39.900 --> 00:18:42.779
If not, whatever. Here is Neon talking about

00:18:42.779 --> 00:18:44.960
his relationship with his younger brother. Don't

00:18:44.960 --> 00:18:46.039
go to dinner with your brother and your dad,

00:18:46.119 --> 00:18:48.819
bro. Talking to my brother is like talking to

00:18:48.819 --> 00:18:51.740
someone with no teeth. There's no point. I'm

00:18:51.740 --> 00:18:54.160
sure he loves that. I'm sure you're such a great

00:18:54.160 --> 00:19:00.059
brother. Never a self -entitled jackass. There's

00:19:00.059 --> 00:19:02.200
no point, bro. Literally no point. The guy just

00:19:02.200 --> 00:19:07.700
sits there and... I'm hugging you, bro. I'm hugging

00:19:07.700 --> 00:19:12.920
you. You're pretty much saying your brother is

00:19:12.920 --> 00:19:17.200
the worst version of you. No wonder Alabama Parker

00:19:17.200 --> 00:19:19.539
didn't want to touch you. You're a douchebag.

00:19:20.809 --> 00:19:22.470
I don't mean to yell, but it's like, come on,

00:19:22.470 --> 00:19:25.630
dude. No wonder you can't get that hot piece

00:19:25.630 --> 00:19:28.210
of ass that sleeps with everybody. You're talking

00:19:28.210 --> 00:19:33.730
smack about your brother. Oh, news I was so worried

00:19:33.730 --> 00:19:38.809
about. No, Elon Musk is no longer a trillionaire.

00:19:39.130 --> 00:19:53.079
No, no. He's only worth $957 billion. Here is

00:19:53.079 --> 00:19:58.380
Barack Obama, the only president I've ever voted

00:19:58.380 --> 00:20:02.880
for, speaking about Trump's obsession with him.

00:20:04.200 --> 00:20:09.039
Woohoo! What it is that... The obsession? The

00:20:09.039 --> 00:20:11.539
obsession. I know what it is. Yeah, what? I obviously,

00:20:11.759 --> 00:20:14.279
you know, have a room in his head. Grant Freed.

00:20:14.519 --> 00:20:18.400
Grant Freed. He's talking to Steven Jackson.

00:20:18.619 --> 00:20:24.299
The Jackass! And Matt Barnes. A sweep in his

00:20:24.299 --> 00:20:28.359
head. But the thing about it is that was always

00:20:28.359 --> 00:20:31.299
clear to me. First of all, when I was president,

00:20:31.420 --> 00:20:34.980
the last thing I had time to do was worry about

00:20:34.980 --> 00:20:38.079
what somebody said. Oh, yeah. Because you were

00:20:38.079 --> 00:20:42.579
a good president. Now, are you kind of a jackass

00:20:42.579 --> 00:20:45.640
to your wife? Yeah, be still a good president.

00:20:45.980 --> 00:20:50.039
Somebody said, or what my predecessor did. Yeah,

00:20:50.039 --> 00:20:53.019
well, your predecessor was a moron. They're gone.

00:20:53.359 --> 00:20:56.539
I've got work to do. It's hard to describe how,

00:20:56.619 --> 00:21:00.240
if you're doing the job right. Every day, you've

00:21:00.240 --> 00:21:06.980
got five, ten things that are real hard. All

00:21:06.980 --> 00:21:09.279
right, hang on. I miss that smart intelligence.

00:21:09.579 --> 00:21:11.740
Because we don't get that from that orange lizard.

00:21:12.859 --> 00:21:15.680
No, we don't. He thinks he's better than you.

00:21:15.720 --> 00:21:18.759
And all the kiss -ass mad guy thinks he cares

00:21:18.759 --> 00:21:21.000
about you. He wouldn't piss on you if you're

00:21:21.000 --> 00:21:28.380
on fire. Stop it. So we all know that Lizzo is

00:21:28.380 --> 00:21:32.319
insufferable. We all know that she's the absolute

00:21:32.319 --> 00:21:36.160
worst. And karma has hit this dirty ride and

00:21:36.160 --> 00:21:38.400
run. Truth hurts for Lizzo as she watches her

00:21:38.400 --> 00:21:43.079
new album flop hard. Oh, yeah. Why was it that

00:21:43.079 --> 00:21:45.799
she was better when she was fat? She had that

00:21:45.799 --> 00:21:49.089
thing about her that once she wasn't fat. She

00:21:49.089 --> 00:21:52.809
wasn't as good. After blowing up in 2019, Lizzo

00:21:52.809 --> 00:21:54.750
kept topping the charts with tracks like About

00:21:54.750 --> 00:21:57.210
Damn Time. Oh, yeah, that was a good -ass song.

00:21:57.349 --> 00:22:01.130
I can't even hate. I did like About Damn Time.

00:22:01.809 --> 00:22:03.869
Good as hell. In recent years, she's struggled

00:22:03.869 --> 00:22:06.369
to maintain her previous star power. Yeah, you

00:22:06.369 --> 00:22:08.309
know, when you have all the sexual harassment

00:22:08.309 --> 00:22:11.809
allegations against you, it's kind of hard to

00:22:11.809 --> 00:22:14.890
root for you, honey. Her fifth studio album only

00:22:14.890 --> 00:22:19.109
sold just 2 ,650 copies in its first week. That's

00:22:19.109 --> 00:22:21.369
really bad. Like, I know sometimes they'll say,

00:22:21.410 --> 00:22:24.410
oh, the artist only sold 50 ,000. That's, no,

00:22:24.490 --> 00:22:26.730
but this is actually terrible. Mm -hmm. Rolling

00:22:26.730 --> 00:22:29.630
Stone reports. And she's the same one that was

00:22:29.630 --> 00:22:32.809
shading Nicki Minaj for her record sales. Shut

00:22:32.809 --> 00:22:39.009
up! Huge difference from 2022's special. She

00:22:39.009 --> 00:22:41.230
was even seen crying on her private TikTok about

00:22:41.230 --> 00:22:44.579
the album's reception. Oh, yeah. That's going

00:22:44.579 --> 00:22:47.240
to really help us want to watch it. And you cried

00:22:47.240 --> 00:22:50.299
about it like a loser. I promoted my album super

00:22:50.299 --> 00:22:53.460
hard and you're calling me a desperate flop.

00:22:53.720 --> 00:22:56.619
Oh, yeah. If you're putting it out there, a real

00:22:56.619 --> 00:23:00.259
legend would go, hey, maybe it's not for everybody,

00:23:00.299 --> 00:23:02.319
but you better listen. But when you're crying

00:23:02.319 --> 00:23:04.380
about it, you're pretty much admitting it sucked.

00:23:08.009 --> 00:23:09.869
In recent tweets, she claimed that she was once

00:23:09.869 --> 00:23:12.430
a radio darling and that the rise of streaming

00:23:12.430 --> 00:23:14.569
has hurt her career. Actually, you would think

00:23:14.569 --> 00:23:18.150
that would be the opposite. Because all iHeartRadio

00:23:18.150 --> 00:23:21.490
does is play the same four songs. So you would

00:23:21.490 --> 00:23:23.730
think maybe that would actually help you. Another

00:23:23.730 --> 00:23:26.509
factor was her public 2023 sexual harassment

00:23:26.509 --> 00:23:29.769
lawsuit. Oh, that one. Which she claimed was

00:23:29.769 --> 00:23:32.710
a public attack on her career. Yeah, you shouldn't

00:23:32.710 --> 00:23:35.170
be sexually harassing people. Oh, but if it was

00:23:35.170 --> 00:23:38.869
done to you, you'd be such a victim. Shut up.

00:23:39.009 --> 00:23:40.990
Case involved weight shaming, a hostile work

00:23:40.990 --> 00:23:43.150
environment, and even an incident in Amsterdam.

00:23:43.549 --> 00:23:47.170
Oh, yeah. You could offer her up in Amsterdam

00:23:47.170 --> 00:23:51.859
and I'd just walk away. Oh, yeah. In which she

00:23:51.859 --> 00:23:54.380
allegedly forced her dancers to touch a woman's

00:23:54.380 --> 00:23:57.819
breasts. Woman out of the air. That's what you

00:23:57.819 --> 00:24:01.960
have as a feminist. No, thank you. Not at all.

00:24:02.039 --> 00:24:05.960
A Taylor Frankie Paul season of The Bachelorette

00:24:05.960 --> 00:24:08.839
is about to air next month. I predicted it. They

00:24:08.839 --> 00:24:11.799
were going to air it during the summer. They

00:24:11.799 --> 00:24:14.480
just wanted to, you know, be politically correct.

00:24:15.500 --> 00:24:18.329
She's a... Well, not a woman beater, but she's

00:24:18.329 --> 00:24:22.809
a domestic beater. She's a loser. I don't care

00:24:22.809 --> 00:24:27.430
how hot she is. She would ruin your life. She

00:24:27.430 --> 00:24:29.970
thinks she's a bother, everybody. You poop in

00:24:29.970 --> 00:24:32.289
the morning, honey, and you're going to die someday.

00:24:32.470 --> 00:24:38.670
No one cares. You're going to be dust. Here's

00:24:38.670 --> 00:24:43.380
Ryan Garcia. giving some advice in his take on

00:24:43.380 --> 00:24:47.960
everything going on with Neon and Alabama Barker.

00:24:48.000 --> 00:24:50.819
Mm -hmm. All right, here's the thing about the

00:24:51.259 --> 00:24:52.660
Because everybody keeps on asking me about the

00:24:52.660 --> 00:24:55.400
Neon Alabama situation. Oh, everybody's asking

00:24:55.400 --> 00:24:57.740
you about Neon as you got your daughter next

00:24:57.740 --> 00:25:00.740
to you. Focus on that, you moron. Here's the

00:25:00.740 --> 00:25:03.500
thing. I'm cool with both of them. Oh, so you're

00:25:03.500 --> 00:25:04.960
going to be politically correct. You have no

00:25:04.960 --> 00:25:07.920
chance of smashing Alabama. Shut up. I like both

00:25:07.920 --> 00:25:10.920
of them, I think. I hate when people are like,

00:25:10.960 --> 00:25:12.980
they don't want to take a side. Pick a side.

00:25:13.279 --> 00:25:18.069
Here. There's NBA young boy allegedly being caught

00:25:18.069 --> 00:25:20.690
on speakerphone talking to a trans woman. Hell

00:25:20.690 --> 00:25:27.589
yeah, my boy. Oh, NBA young boy. I swear to God

00:25:27.589 --> 00:25:31.190
it was NBA. So there he is talking to a trans

00:25:31.190 --> 00:25:34.789
woman. I wonder how many of these rappers that

00:25:34.789 --> 00:25:37.970
hate on, you know, trans people want that in

00:25:37.970 --> 00:25:42.349
their mouth. That makes you wonder. Kevin Hart

00:25:42.349 --> 00:25:45.779
told Michelle Obama. And Craig Robinson on his

00:25:45.779 --> 00:25:48.759
podcast said in two weeks he went through $250

00:25:48.759 --> 00:25:51.400
,000. Never thought about that. I never saw that.

00:25:51.720 --> 00:25:55.099
I can probably do movies and stuff. And I remember

00:25:55.099 --> 00:25:58.859
getting a deal. I got a deal for like $250 ,000.

00:25:59.220 --> 00:26:01.900
It was a development deal with, I want to say

00:26:01.900 --> 00:26:05.059
ABC. I got it. ABC or NBC. Got a development

00:26:05.059 --> 00:26:09.470
deal. And when I got that. you know, I'm, I'm,

00:26:09.529 --> 00:26:14.589
I got it. I'm rich. Hold you down. By the way,

00:26:14.630 --> 00:26:17.730
gotta get a car, right? Dad, I know you want

00:26:17.730 --> 00:26:19.750
some. Don't worry. I got that. That money was

00:26:19.750 --> 00:26:23.589
gone in two weeks. Okay. Thank God he had a career.

00:26:24.869 --> 00:26:29.650
That's idiotic. Sometimes I wonder when my big

00:26:29.650 --> 00:26:34.730
break's gonna happen. What that'll be like. Mmm.

00:26:36.720 --> 00:26:38.980
Conan O 'Brien said he'd rather fly commercial

00:26:38.980 --> 00:26:42.539
than private. My rule is I'll fly in a private

00:26:42.539 --> 00:26:45.819
jet if someone else is paying for it. That's

00:26:45.819 --> 00:26:47.619
my rule. It's not much. It's a pretty good rule.

00:26:48.039 --> 00:26:52.299
It's a rule. It's more of a dick. John Mayer

00:26:52.299 --> 00:26:54.799
has a podcast. Jesus Christ. It's called How's

00:26:54.799 --> 00:26:59.849
Life. It's a douchey name. No, no, if someone

00:26:59.849 --> 00:27:01.930
is going somewhere and they say, hey, I'm also

00:27:01.930 --> 00:27:04.710
going there, you can fly with me, I'll go. But

00:27:04.710 --> 00:27:09.730
for the most part, I would rather educate my

00:27:09.730 --> 00:27:13.430
children. So I fly commercial. That's got to

00:27:13.430 --> 00:27:16.710
be weird because he's a tall guy. You're hanging

00:27:16.710 --> 00:27:19.670
out in a TSA line. The nurse caught it all bright.

00:27:20.250 --> 00:27:24.539
And I... You know, I'm fortunate, like, I get

00:27:24.539 --> 00:27:26.839
to fly in the part of the plane where I get some

00:27:26.839 --> 00:27:29.599
leg room, which is nice. Even though I've done

00:27:29.599 --> 00:27:33.299
that before, I've flown first class. First class!

00:27:33.440 --> 00:27:37.200
No, but I don't even fit. My six foot nine body.

00:27:37.559 --> 00:27:39.380
Sometimes a commercial's better than a pro. Ah,

00:27:39.380 --> 00:27:41.700
I don't need to hear from John Mayer. Although

00:27:41.700 --> 00:27:44.259
his penis needs to go into the Hall of Fame for

00:27:44.259 --> 00:27:48.440
the amount of women he's had sex with. Here's

00:27:48.440 --> 00:27:52.500
Cloud Trace and Moron Kaisenod to X. who tried

00:27:52.500 --> 00:27:56.359
to cancel him. Saying she's gone broke because

00:27:56.359 --> 00:28:01.039
he no longer pays her $250 ,000 a month or $25

00:28:01.039 --> 00:28:04.059
,000 a month. Personally, I want to be honest

00:28:04.059 --> 00:28:07.660
and just take the time that I need to face it.

00:28:07.799 --> 00:28:11.200
and just realize that I used a guy that's a really

00:28:11.200 --> 00:28:14.799
good guy because I'm a dirty, rotten monk. Protect

00:28:14.799 --> 00:28:18.259
my own peace. I am incredibly grateful and thankful

00:28:18.259 --> 00:28:21.380
for everyone who has continued to show love and

00:28:21.380 --> 00:28:24.900
support. For people that pay me because I have

00:28:24.900 --> 00:28:28.400
no redeeming talent. I'm going to say I may be

00:28:28.400 --> 00:28:30.779
quiet for a little while. All right, that's the

00:28:30.779 --> 00:28:34.140
best thing you can do. Shut up! We don't need

00:28:34.140 --> 00:28:39.549
to hear from you. Here's the latest video from

00:28:39.549 --> 00:28:43.089
Alabama. Cloud chasing moron. Daddy issues. Dirty,

00:28:43.089 --> 00:28:46.490
rotten idiot. Barker. Everyone's saying, oh,

00:28:46.509 --> 00:28:48.029
you played him. You're trying to control him.

00:28:48.190 --> 00:28:49.970
Like, you did it, but when he did it, it was

00:28:49.970 --> 00:28:53.349
a problem. No, I did it. I was with somebody

00:28:53.349 --> 00:28:56.450
else. You never said that, though, honey. And

00:28:56.450 --> 00:28:58.470
when he got caught, you know, with that picture

00:28:58.470 --> 00:29:00.710
of you kissing a dude, you acted like it was

00:29:00.710 --> 00:29:06.950
nothing. Shut up. You are nothing more. Then

00:29:06.950 --> 00:29:10.369
I bust down. You're from the streets. While we

00:29:10.369 --> 00:29:12.549
were just friends. You never said that, though.

00:29:12.789 --> 00:29:15.289
You walked around it. And now you got caught

00:29:15.289 --> 00:29:17.910
like a dead rat in an alley. You're a loser.

00:29:18.089 --> 00:29:21.210
I don't care how high you are, honey. And then

00:29:21.210 --> 00:29:22.829
he texted me that he no longer wanted to just

00:29:22.829 --> 00:29:25.869
be friends. Yeah, it's hard for men to be friends

00:29:25.869 --> 00:29:28.190
with somebody when it's a friend zone situation

00:29:28.190 --> 00:29:30.589
and you want to bang them out. And you think

00:29:30.589 --> 00:29:33.150
you're better than everybody when you're a nepo

00:29:33.150 --> 00:29:36.650
baby brat, a wannabe Kardashian. He no longer

00:29:36.650 --> 00:29:39.369
wanted to do that. We had a conversation, set

00:29:39.369 --> 00:29:41.869
a boundary that we're no longer doing it. God,

00:29:41.869 --> 00:29:43.609
you know, she's so annoying during arguments.

00:29:44.109 --> 00:29:46.490
And then she was getting mad when he was talking

00:29:46.490 --> 00:29:49.690
to other women in the club. Honey, I want it,

00:29:49.690 --> 00:29:53.490
honey. You're insufferable. Then we do a stream

00:29:53.490 --> 00:29:55.490
and he's like fucking me in the whole stream.

00:29:56.069 --> 00:29:59.069
Yeah, because you made him sign an NDA after

00:29:59.069 --> 00:30:01.210
giving him a hope that you'd be his girlfriend.

00:30:01.369 --> 00:30:03.809
You could have at least banged him, honey. I

00:30:03.809 --> 00:30:05.130
text him. I was like, hey, I don't fuck with

00:30:05.130 --> 00:30:08.549
that. And then his manager. You're an idiot.

00:30:08.869 --> 00:30:12.130
You make all Gen Z look bad. You're a talentless

00:30:12.130 --> 00:30:14.049
loser. Calls my manager and is like, hey, we

00:30:14.049 --> 00:30:15.609
want to pursue a fake relationship on social

00:30:15.609 --> 00:30:17.529
media. And I'm like, no, I don't want to do a

00:30:17.529 --> 00:30:20.549
fake relationship. So he went to Miami and. got

00:30:20.549 --> 00:30:24.869
with daniella no yeah get some girls dude why

00:30:24.869 --> 00:30:27.029
should he not get girls if you're not putting

00:30:27.029 --> 00:30:30.829
up if it was such a real relationship you should

00:30:30.829 --> 00:30:34.990
shut up you're the worst you literally look like

00:30:34.990 --> 00:30:38.849
a real life ai sex doll he's stating that i didn't

00:30:38.849 --> 00:30:41.369
want a fake relationship isn't me stating that

00:30:41.369 --> 00:30:43.369
i don't want to continue to grow our relationship

00:30:43.369 --> 00:30:46.829
as friends But he wanted to bang you. This is

00:30:46.829 --> 00:30:50.150
what women don't get. I'm not saying you can't

00:30:50.150 --> 00:30:52.309
be friends with a girl. But I'm telling you,

00:30:52.329 --> 00:30:55.049
if you really want to bang a girl and the girl

00:30:55.049 --> 00:30:57.029
just wants to be friends, it's hard to watch

00:30:57.029 --> 00:31:00.150
the girl bang other dudes. You got to admit that.

00:31:00.849 --> 00:31:03.210
Especially when your body counts as long as a

00:31:03.210 --> 00:31:06.910
CVS receipt. Shut up. Maybe. Like what? Like

00:31:06.910 --> 00:31:09.819
what? You have no accountability because you've

00:31:09.819 --> 00:31:13.279
had everything bought for you. And your mom is

00:31:13.279 --> 00:31:16.140
a dirty, rotten, narcissistic moron. And your

00:31:16.140 --> 00:31:19.700
dad wears shades inside and buys you lingerie.

00:31:19.720 --> 00:31:22.180
So you even know you had a great upbringing financially.

00:31:22.640 --> 00:31:25.259
You're pretty messed up, honey. You guys are

00:31:25.259 --> 00:31:27.799
contradicting little assholes. Noah, you're the

00:31:27.799 --> 00:31:32.640
worst. It is insufferable. You know, she puts

00:31:32.640 --> 00:31:39.029
out there. Shut up. You wanted to figure out

00:31:39.029 --> 00:31:42.789
how to do live streams so you'd use them. I've

00:31:42.789 --> 00:31:45.970
been used by women before. The difference was

00:31:45.970 --> 00:31:48.730
I was at least getting laid. But then the heartbreak's

00:31:48.730 --> 00:31:52.349
pretty bad. You are a brat. You're going to be

00:31:52.349 --> 00:31:54.369
40 years old. You're going to look like you're

00:31:54.369 --> 00:31:56.769
80. And you're just going to be a washed up loser.

00:31:57.109 --> 00:32:02.069
You already are and you're only 20. How do girls

00:32:02.069 --> 00:32:05.140
secretly fall for guys? can get interested in

00:32:05.140 --> 00:32:07.619
guys for several ways but i feel like this is

00:32:07.619 --> 00:32:09.619
one thing that is not talked about that is that

00:32:09.619 --> 00:32:13.500
not every girl has love at first sight yeah i

00:32:13.500 --> 00:32:17.759
think love at first sight mainly for men when

00:32:17.759 --> 00:32:21.039
they see a hot ass girl or for girls when they

00:32:21.039 --> 00:32:28.740
see a guy with money and they go a jackpot a

00:32:28.740 --> 00:32:32.019
lot of times Girls will meet someone and they'll

00:32:32.019 --> 00:32:34.680
just kind of be like, whatever. Yeah, you know.

00:32:34.859 --> 00:32:37.400
Then they'll keep talking to this guy and they'll

00:32:37.400 --> 00:32:39.660
have a connection and they'll be like, wait,

00:32:39.839 --> 00:32:43.440
like, I think I like him, okay? There is nothing

00:32:43.440 --> 00:32:46.880
better than when a girl starts to like you and

00:32:46.880 --> 00:32:51.000
starts to rub your back and tickle you. Oh, it's

00:32:51.000 --> 00:32:53.940
the best. There's no better feeling. I think

00:32:53.940 --> 00:32:56.000
it might be different for guys, but for girls,

00:32:56.079 --> 00:32:59.430
we're not like a... All right, this music is

00:32:59.430 --> 00:33:01.630
terrible in the background. These people need

00:33:01.630 --> 00:33:04.509
to learn about levels. That's why I'm grateful

00:33:04.509 --> 00:33:07.450
I worked in radio. I know how to make something

00:33:07.450 --> 00:33:10.549
sound good without the music being too loud.

00:33:16.569 --> 00:33:19.470
We'll get to LeVar Baller on. I don't even know

00:33:19.470 --> 00:33:22.190
he's still alive. And all of a sudden, he's streaming

00:33:22.190 --> 00:33:25.069
with Neon. Then he went on Sway's morning show

00:33:25.069 --> 00:33:28.700
on Shade 45 this morning. And I guess he went

00:33:28.700 --> 00:33:31.440
through a divorce. Him going through a divorce

00:33:31.440 --> 00:33:35.180
after 30 years? No, thank you. Deshae Frost,

00:33:35.460 --> 00:33:40.059
the streamer, had Selena Powell in his bed, but

00:33:40.059 --> 00:33:42.519
he made her lock her phone in a safe so she wouldn't

00:33:42.519 --> 00:33:45.640
stream anything. I'm having such a good time

00:33:45.640 --> 00:33:49.420
with you. Can I spend the night there? Oh, yeah.

00:33:49.480 --> 00:33:51.960
She's only been with 100 ,000 guys. You want

00:33:51.960 --> 00:33:54.640
to spend the night? Mm -hmm. Yeah, I got you.

00:33:54.960 --> 00:33:57.819
There you go. It's riveting stuff. It's always

00:33:57.819 --> 00:33:59.460
weird when you hook up with a hot -ass girl,

00:33:59.539 --> 00:34:03.680
but you know she's been through so many guys,

00:34:03.960 --> 00:34:05.940
and you're like, I'm hanging out with a bunch

00:34:05.940 --> 00:34:09.559
of other dudes. Here's Trick Daddy saying he

00:34:09.559 --> 00:34:12.059
doesn't date women over 40 because they're broken.

00:34:12.500 --> 00:34:16.480
How you doing, man? The Miami legend right here,

00:34:16.519 --> 00:34:22.519
bro. Look, man, I saw something about you only

00:34:22.519 --> 00:34:25.530
dating women under 40. Yeah, because you got

00:34:25.530 --> 00:34:27.210
two types of women when you get a certain age.

00:34:28.130 --> 00:34:30.530
You got broke women and you got a broke woman.

00:34:31.429 --> 00:34:34.949
So the young women are just broke. Women over

00:34:34.949 --> 00:34:37.250
four that are single, they got a lot of rules

00:34:37.250 --> 00:34:39.269
and regulations. They are broke. It's easy to

00:34:39.269 --> 00:34:42.429
fix a broke woman and a broke woman. There you

00:34:42.429 --> 00:34:46.510
go. I kind of agree that other women can be fun

00:34:46.510 --> 00:34:49.909
too. Here's a sad headline. 18 -year -old Mei

00:34:49.909 --> 00:34:52.409
Ling has already gotten a couple BBLs and said

00:34:52.409 --> 00:34:55.769
she's not stopping anytime soon. I love a natural

00:34:55.769 --> 00:35:00.090
big butt from a girl that's like eating KFC and

00:35:00.090 --> 00:35:02.909
has a big butt. But when they get these BBLs

00:35:02.909 --> 00:35:05.289
and you're banging it from behind and it feels

00:35:05.289 --> 00:35:10.289
like cement, that's no good. Mei said she's looking

00:35:10.289 --> 00:35:14.980
to get the biggest BBL ever. Oh, yeah. Daddy

00:35:14.980 --> 00:35:17.320
didn't love you growing up. And right now she's

00:35:17.320 --> 00:35:21.300
eating on a 6 ,000 calorie diet. God, you know

00:35:21.300 --> 00:35:23.920
those farts are working. And undergoing a buttload

00:35:23.920 --> 00:35:27.280
of surgeries. I'm not trying to be morbid, but

00:35:27.280 --> 00:35:29.320
hopefully she doesn't die in six months with

00:35:29.320 --> 00:35:31.519
all this stuff she's doing. No pun intended.

00:35:31.860 --> 00:35:35.099
What a her, man. Man, this world is so messed

00:35:35.099 --> 00:35:40.369
up. Here's Whitney Houston's bodyguard responding

00:35:40.369 --> 00:35:42.929
to Oprah. We're there the day that Whitney Houston

00:35:42.929 --> 00:35:45.710
fell off the stage during the soundcheck at Oprah's

00:35:45.710 --> 00:35:48.349
show. Take us back to that day. What happened?

00:35:48.670 --> 00:35:50.690
I don't know whether it was a soundcheck or they

00:35:50.690 --> 00:35:53.489
was actually doing it. I can't remember exactly

00:35:53.489 --> 00:35:58.829
when she fell. But she was coming toward the

00:35:58.829 --> 00:36:03.250
front of the stage. And it's a drop off in sort

00:36:03.250 --> 00:36:07.659
of like a dark spot there. So when she got to

00:36:07.659 --> 00:36:10.139
the edge, I think somebody told her, be careful,

00:36:10.239 --> 00:36:14.420
watch it. And then she went down. Oprah's a dirty

00:36:14.420 --> 00:36:17.099
rotten hag, let's be honest. Just admit you're

00:36:17.099 --> 00:36:21.579
gay with Gayle and Kyle today. But, you know,

00:36:21.619 --> 00:36:24.920
we got to it. But she got up. Matter of fact,

00:36:25.019 --> 00:36:28.380
she made fun about it. Yeah. You know. What did

00:36:28.380 --> 00:36:30.800
she say when she was making fun about it? She

00:36:30.800 --> 00:36:33.280
was just like, I'm so cracked out. And she said,

00:36:33.380 --> 00:36:35.980
I didn't see that. She said, I didn't even see

00:36:35.980 --> 00:36:40.719
that. I said, that's obvious. You didn't see

00:36:40.719 --> 00:36:43.719
it. Oprah, you're a dirty, rotten loser. How

00:36:43.719 --> 00:36:47.840
the heck? Buddy XO says her DMs are getting blown

00:36:47.840 --> 00:36:54.360
out right now. Oh, geez. There's a new trend

00:36:54.360 --> 00:36:56.900
of people dancing, making fun of Austin Metcalf

00:36:56.900 --> 00:37:03.250
being dead. You're a bunch of losers. I don't

00:37:03.250 --> 00:37:05.250
know what's going on with this room. There's

00:37:05.250 --> 00:37:08.889
a guy stalking Sophie Cunningham. You're a loser.

00:37:10.570 --> 00:37:13.969
I never get the mindset of these stalkers. You're

00:37:13.969 --> 00:37:19.750
an idiot. And you make all men look bad. A Southern

00:37:19.750 --> 00:37:23.190
California father who pled guilty to incest after

00:37:23.190 --> 00:37:26.469
his daughter committed suicide did not get prison

00:37:26.469 --> 00:37:30.510
time. Oh, yeah. That's the same state known as

00:37:30.510 --> 00:37:33.829
California that makes fun of Florida. You guys

00:37:33.829 --> 00:37:37.690
are losers, too. I hate when they talk about

00:37:37.690 --> 00:37:42.710
Florida. You hear all the radio shows. The Floridians.

00:37:42.889 --> 00:37:46.269
You're a bunch of morons, too. You keep electing

00:37:46.269 --> 00:37:49.650
Gavin Newsom. And you let Spencer Pratt have

00:37:49.650 --> 00:37:55.969
a chance. Bunny XO's ex -husband is still talking

00:37:55.969 --> 00:37:58.289
about him. He responded to me and said, why are

00:37:58.289 --> 00:38:01.670
you yelling? Because you're an idiot. Move on.

00:38:03.590 --> 00:38:06.170
Nick Carter says the sexual assault allegations

00:38:06.170 --> 00:38:11.170
are not true. Big Tigger, I said Tigger, the

00:38:11.170 --> 00:38:15.159
radio said he's innocent. And I saw this headline

00:38:15.159 --> 00:38:17.780
here, and this is one of those examples that

00:38:17.780 --> 00:38:20.539
don't meet your heroes. I'm telling you, whenever

00:38:20.539 --> 00:38:27.239
somebody is so against pride, that means they

00:38:27.239 --> 00:38:33.940
want men. Whenever you have a manly guy talking

00:38:33.940 --> 00:38:40.460
smack about, you know, pride, they want men more

00:38:40.460 --> 00:38:43.829
than anything. And former San Francisco giant

00:38:43.829 --> 00:38:48.429
legend Aubrey Huff said, queers don't watch baseball,

00:38:48.769 --> 00:38:52.349
eat a D. Why are you even thinking about that?

00:38:52.469 --> 00:38:55.989
In this short lifetime, if a guy wants to eat

00:38:55.989 --> 00:38:58.690
a D, as you say, whatever. You know what this

00:38:58.690 --> 00:39:02.250
is? Aubrey Huff, you tough guy. Are you so tough?

00:39:02.889 --> 00:39:05.130
You were good at baseball. There's no doubt about

00:39:05.130 --> 00:39:08.849
it. But Aubrey Huff, you probably buy, you probably

00:39:08.849 --> 00:39:13.440
want penis. But the thing is, you can't do it

00:39:13.440 --> 00:39:16.780
because you're so manly. So you're jealous of

00:39:16.780 --> 00:39:18.980
the gay people. They get to live out their life.

00:39:19.139 --> 00:39:22.900
So you hate on everyone else. Just try it out.

00:39:23.679 --> 00:39:27.019
Try out some penis and call it a day. You'll

00:39:27.019 --> 00:39:30.719
probably be happier. Yeah, you're a good baseball

00:39:30.719 --> 00:39:33.519
player. You helped them win. But you're a loser.

00:39:34.019 --> 00:39:38.650
You're a homophobic dork. I know a lot of guys

00:39:38.650 --> 00:39:41.309
don't like the term toxic masculinity, but that's

00:39:41.309 --> 00:39:45.769
what you are. You're an idiot. That's what you'll

00:39:45.769 --> 00:39:48.530
always be. This is why we don't need to hear

00:39:48.530 --> 00:39:51.789
the opinions of athletes. They're stupid. They're

00:39:51.789 --> 00:39:56.590
dumb jocks. Anyhow, how long have you been recording?

00:39:56.809 --> 00:39:59.389
Oh, so we had nine minutes of the best happy

00:39:59.389 --> 00:40:02.809
hour. Oh, it was the best. And then we've been

00:40:02.809 --> 00:40:04.610
talking for 31 minutes. I said, I mean, it's

00:40:04.610 --> 00:40:07.289
been 40 minutes of me ranting. So let's take

00:40:07.289 --> 00:40:08.789
a quick break. All right, we're going to come

00:40:08.789 --> 00:40:12.010
back on Happy Hour and keep this party going

00:40:12.010 --> 00:40:17.010
and going and going right now. Happy Hour. Happy

00:40:17.010 --> 00:40:32.690
Hour. Happy Hour will be right back. You know

00:40:32.690 --> 00:40:38.530
we had Taco Bell before. Whatever. All I smell

00:40:38.530 --> 00:40:44.550
is poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was

00:40:44.550 --> 00:40:47.090
so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like

00:40:47.090 --> 00:40:49.550
listening to this next song, you can skip over

00:40:49.550 --> 00:40:52.190
it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride

00:40:52.190 --> 00:40:55.989
in his selection, so stick around for... Don't

00:40:55.989 --> 00:40:58.530
worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.

00:44:53.199 --> 00:44:58.320
8 -5 -6 -49 -0 -B. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7

00:44:58.320 --> 00:45:38.789
-3. Oh, geez. Door is closing. Me, Brian, Poppy.

00:45:42.429 --> 00:45:48.469
Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. Ladies and gentlemen,

00:45:48.670 --> 00:45:52.809
here it is. The most listened to radio show on

00:45:52.809 --> 00:45:55.750
the planet. The other stations are tuned in too.

00:46:45.659 --> 00:46:47.659
Riding in the booth, cutting straight through

00:46:47.659 --> 00:46:50.500
the surf Call it like I see it, feelings in the

00:46:50.500 --> 00:46:52.900
hearse, kid You click the T, now you get the

00:46:52.900 --> 00:46:55.400
whole thermos The libs playing games, acting

00:46:55.400 --> 00:46:57.860
like they saints Got a whole spouse home, still

00:46:57.860 --> 00:47:00.619
sliding to the dates Screenshots saved, little

00:47:00.619 --> 00:47:03.280
goodnight, babe Then they on a yacht pick, trying

00:47:03.280 --> 00:47:05.800
to hide the face From the field to the runway,

00:47:06.079 --> 00:47:09.019
everybody frontin' Posting healing energy while

00:47:09.019 --> 00:47:15.519
they DM huntin' You can't tag the man This is

00:47:15.519 --> 00:47:18.900
side chick news, side chick news Ryan Hoppy gon'

00:47:19.119 --> 00:47:22.280
choose Every fraud, every fling, every late night

00:47:22.280 --> 00:47:25.719
move We exposed, we amused Yeah, we say it like

00:47:25.719 --> 00:47:28.760
it is on an afternoon cruise Side chick news,

00:47:28.840 --> 00:47:31.739
whole world tuned to the truth You can hide from

00:47:31.739 --> 00:47:34.480
your man, can't hide from this boo Side chick

00:47:34.480 --> 00:47:39.679
news Moonlight flashing, who you trying to text?

00:47:39.760 --> 00:47:42.079
Got a ring on your hand, still shopping for the

00:47:42.079 --> 00:48:34.699
night Breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking,

00:48:34.739 --> 00:48:38.380
breaking Another is complicated situation Another

00:48:38.380 --> 00:48:42.119
we were on a break Expectation, explanation If

00:48:42.119 --> 00:48:44.840
you gotta say we low -key, that's the clue You

00:48:44.840 --> 00:48:52.239
ain't mean, you just headline fool Side chick

00:48:52.239 --> 00:48:55.340
news, this that side chick news Side chick news,

00:48:55.519 --> 00:49:19.789
man, I be gon' choose Every fraud 8 -5 -6. 4

00:49:19.789 --> 00:49:25.630
-9 -I -B. That's 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -4. 6 -7 -B. 7

00:49:25.630 --> 00:49:30.690
-3. You can tweet at me at RyanIBRadio. You can

00:49:30.690 --> 00:49:51.159
always email me. RyanIBRadio .com. Diana Rossini

00:49:51.159 --> 00:49:53.719
was bringing home the bacon. She was reportedly

00:49:53.719 --> 00:49:58.460
paid an annual salary of $800 ,000. Was it worth

00:49:58.460 --> 00:50:02.800
it, Diana? You were making $800 ,000. But being

00:50:02.800 --> 00:50:06.699
a side chick, you ruined it. That was all before

00:50:06.699 --> 00:50:09.239
photos of her hugging Mike Rabel were exposed

00:50:09.239 --> 00:50:12.760
by Page Six. Some more mouth hugs as well. A

00:50:12.760 --> 00:50:14.880
former manager of Rossini's revealed her income

00:50:14.880 --> 00:50:17.889
to the New York Times. What a moron! ...one of

00:50:17.889 --> 00:50:19.889
the highest -paid journalists at The Athletic.

00:50:19.949 --> 00:50:24.110
She is really high. Like, you know, she probably

00:50:24.110 --> 00:50:27.710
does yoga and kills. However, it's not unusual

00:50:27.710 --> 00:50:30.409
for sports reporters to earn big bucks. Rossini's

00:50:30.409 --> 00:50:33.530
male counterparts, Adam Schefter and Adrian Wierzanowski,

00:50:33.750 --> 00:50:36.610
once earned $9 million and $7 million per year.

00:50:36.889 --> 00:50:39.630
Oh, man, that is the thing that's so sad when

00:50:39.630 --> 00:50:42.510
women make less. They're making, like, $8 .2

00:50:42.510 --> 00:50:45.070
million more than her. Respectively, according

00:50:45.070 --> 00:50:47.619
to The Post. Very respectively. Amid the photo

00:50:47.619 --> 00:50:50.260
scandal, Rossini resigned on April 14th, two

00:50:50.260 --> 00:50:52.559
months before her contract was reportedly up.

00:50:52.619 --> 00:51:03.360
Then in May, she told the Times via text message

00:51:03.360 --> 00:51:05.719
that her life had been heavily impacted by the

00:51:05.719 --> 00:51:10.000
ordeal. You don't say! You're a respected enough

00:51:10.000 --> 00:51:14.840
journalist and now you're a side chick! But all

00:51:14.840 --> 00:51:17.139
the simps in the media are going to be like,

00:51:17.239 --> 00:51:19.699
well, yeah, yeah, doesn't matter. You're a side

00:51:19.699 --> 00:51:22.480
chick. Fighting intense scrutiny and personal

00:51:22.480 --> 00:51:25.780
attacks. It is kind of sexist, though, how he

00:51:25.780 --> 00:51:30.300
doesn't lose his job, but she does. This has

00:51:30.300 --> 00:51:32.739
had a significant impact on my life. Oh, you

00:51:32.739 --> 00:51:34.860
don't say. You got a lot of explaining to do

00:51:34.860 --> 00:51:37.820
to your kids. But again, let's be fair to her.

00:51:38.159 --> 00:51:41.760
She may be a dirty, rotten side chick, but he

00:51:41.760 --> 00:51:44.610
was cheating as well. Both professionally and

00:51:44.610 --> 00:51:47.349
personally. It's one big messy story, so to help

00:51:47.349 --> 00:51:49.250
break down the timeline, here's why. I don't

00:51:49.250 --> 00:51:51.110
need to hear the timeline anymore. Yeah, I know.

00:51:51.289 --> 00:51:56.030
She's a sidekick. A very promiscuous one. Oh,

00:51:56.130 --> 00:51:59.630
you know, she brought him to Ruckus. But was

00:51:59.630 --> 00:52:01.769
it worth it? Because look at where your career

00:52:01.769 --> 00:52:04.889
is at now, honey. I'm going to go on a limb and

00:52:04.889 --> 00:52:08.650
say it probably wasn't worth it. Happy Hot Topic.

00:52:09.530 --> 00:52:14.980
Oh, jeez. What the hell is going on? Lionel Richie

00:52:14.980 --> 00:52:17.320
is recovering from an on -stage medical scare.

00:52:17.559 --> 00:52:20.780
Oh, please be okay. I can't tell you what song

00:52:20.780 --> 00:52:22.760
I am, but I still don't want someone to be hurt.

00:52:25.639 --> 00:52:28.500
The 77 -year -old cut his concert short after

00:52:28.500 --> 00:52:31.099
a dizzy spell while singing the song Dancing

00:52:31.099 --> 00:52:34.659
on the Ceiling. My Tampa dizzy spell is hearing

00:52:34.659 --> 00:52:38.400
about that little bitch, Kath, over at 125 The

00:52:38.400 --> 00:52:40.820
Bone. That's what makes me dizzy, thinking about

00:52:40.820 --> 00:52:44.760
him, that moron. That lives there. The incident

00:52:44.760 --> 00:52:46.920
occurred on the first night of his tour in St.

00:52:46.980 --> 00:52:50.800
Paul, Minnesota. I was in St. Paul two months

00:52:50.800 --> 00:52:53.599
ago. Oh my God, there's a bunch of alcoholics

00:52:53.599 --> 00:52:57.119
over there. 24th, 55 minutes into the performance.

00:52:57.460 --> 00:52:59.400
All right, there you go. He's probably just really

00:52:59.400 --> 00:53:02.739
drunk. Drinking around town. Because that's all

00:53:02.739 --> 00:53:07.019
they had to do in Minneapolis. Is drink. Or nothing

00:53:07.019 --> 00:53:11.960
more. Or nothing less. Happy Hot Topic. Jenny

00:53:11.960 --> 00:53:14.820
J .Y. Farley had guests thinking they were attending

00:53:14.820 --> 00:53:17.840
a movie screening until she walked down the aisle.

00:53:18.159 --> 00:53:22.489
I am J .Y. Got married. Jenny confirming the

00:53:22.489 --> 00:53:24.710
wedding news on Instagram. Hopefully the man

00:53:24.710 --> 00:53:27.309
is she married. It's good with her autistic kid.

00:53:28.590 --> 00:53:31.329
24th, revealing to people that she and her fiance

00:53:31.329 --> 00:53:34.389
of five years, Zach Carpinello, kept their wedding

00:53:34.389 --> 00:53:36.849
in Old Bridge, New Jersey, a complete secret.

00:53:37.230 --> 00:53:39.650
Telling their 50 guests. Can you imagine all

00:53:39.650 --> 00:53:41.630
the guests that came in like next year? These

00:53:41.630 --> 00:53:44.989
looking raggedy. They were invited to a special

00:53:44.989 --> 00:53:47.690
screening of her indie film, Nanny Can. Alright,

00:53:47.789 --> 00:53:50.789
so she got married. I'm telling you, I don't

00:53:50.789 --> 00:53:52.510
think everybody was dressed for the part, but

00:53:52.510 --> 00:53:56.690
what do I know? A lot. Mm -hmm. Whoa! Happy hot

00:53:56.690 --> 00:54:01.489
topic! Steve -O's early days in Hollywood were

00:54:01.489 --> 00:54:04.250
no joke. The jackass star is reflecting on what

00:54:04.250 --> 00:54:07.050
he calls the, quote, comical amount of money

00:54:07.050 --> 00:54:10.110
he was paid for season one. I like Steve -O!

00:54:10.349 --> 00:54:14.090
When I worked for that man that needs to go on

00:54:14.090 --> 00:54:16.869
Ozempic, now on his character. Mm -hmm. Of the

00:54:16.869 --> 00:54:19.869
MTV reality series, which premiered in 2000.

00:54:20.309 --> 00:54:22.670
The stuntman told Playboy in an interview published

00:54:22.670 --> 00:54:25.889
June 23rd. After five days of filming, I was

00:54:25.889 --> 00:54:28.610
all banged up, hungover, had been bitten by a

00:54:28.610 --> 00:54:32.389
shark. That is the most 2002 jackass sentence

00:54:32.389 --> 00:54:34.710
I've ever heard. And I pulled out a piece of

00:54:34.710 --> 00:54:36.929
paper to write down what I felt really needed

00:54:36.929 --> 00:54:39.750
to be on the show. At the top, I wrote goldfish.

00:54:39.829 --> 00:54:42.190
This is a reference to one of his early tricks.

00:54:42.510 --> 00:54:47.380
All right, so here you go. And I stare. It's

00:54:47.380 --> 00:54:53.239
stable. Happy Hot Topic. This morning, a window

00:54:53.239 --> 00:54:55.840
into how Jeffrey Epstein may have tried to wield

00:54:55.840 --> 00:54:58.360
compromising information against one of the world's

00:54:58.360 --> 00:55:02.619
richest men. Yeah, Bill Gates is another loser.

00:55:03.710 --> 00:55:05.630
A newly released transcript shows Bill Gates

00:55:05.630 --> 00:55:08.269
expressed regret about his years -long relationship

00:55:08.269 --> 00:55:11.010
with You don't say! You're an autistic dork!

00:55:11.170 --> 00:55:13.269
Epstein and told the House Oversight Committee

00:55:13.269 --> 00:55:15.929
when he tried to cut ties, Epstein wouldn't have

00:55:15.929 --> 00:55:18.710
it. Yeah, you know, Epstein's not really your

00:55:18.710 --> 00:55:22.409
friend. Plotted to use Gates' sex life against

00:55:22.409 --> 00:55:27.420
him. I was not blackmailed, Gates told the committee.

00:55:27.500 --> 00:55:30.760
But, you know, it looks like Mr. Epstein's brainstorming

00:55:30.760 --> 00:55:33.079
was going in that direction. All right. It's

00:55:33.079 --> 00:55:36.300
got to be, you know, Melinda's watching every

00:55:36.300 --> 00:55:39.460
second of it. Like, I married that loser. Jesus

00:55:39.460 --> 00:55:45.039
Christ. Happy Hot Topic. Michelle and Barack

00:55:45.039 --> 00:55:48.179
Obama detailed the secret to their decades -long

00:55:48.179 --> 00:55:51.639
love story in a June 24th. Money, money, money.

00:55:52.139 --> 00:55:54.619
If they were millennials or Gen Z, they ought

00:55:54.619 --> 00:55:57.039
to get a divorce. Fourth joint interview with

00:55:57.039 --> 00:55:59.920
People magazine, the former first lady reflects

00:55:59.920 --> 00:56:02.420
on how her life might have looked different had

00:56:02.420 --> 00:56:05.079
she never married the former president. Yeah,

00:56:05.079 --> 00:56:07.900
you know what I'm saying? Michelle, who shares

00:56:07.900 --> 00:56:10.860
daughter Malia and Sasha with Barack, says the

00:56:10.860 --> 00:56:13.280
two have always been each other's counterbalance.

00:56:13.389 --> 00:56:16.150
yeah unless when he was in office when they didn't

00:56:16.150 --> 00:56:20.789
really talk explaining the truth is i probably

00:56:20.789 --> 00:56:23.329
would have been someone who stayed more put i

00:56:23.329 --> 00:56:25.369
think i would have had a beautiful life here

00:56:25.369 --> 00:56:27.989
but it would have been smaller that's what she

00:56:27.989 --> 00:56:31.670
wanted she she didn't even want him to run how

00:56:31.670 --> 00:56:37.909
it is Olivia Wilde is setting the record straight

00:56:37.909 --> 00:56:40.949
when it comes to Florence Pugh and the Don't

00:56:40.949 --> 00:56:44.190
Worry Darling set drama. Oh, my God. Here's going

00:56:44.190 --> 00:56:47.789
to be another headline where a celebrity that

00:56:47.789 --> 00:56:49.590
was awful to people is going to be like, but

00:56:49.590 --> 00:56:52.909
it wasn't true. Why wasn't it true? Because I

00:56:52.909 --> 00:56:57.989
say so. Got it. Whatever you say, honey. Whatever

00:56:57.989 --> 00:57:01.090
helps you sleep at night. In an interview published

00:57:01.090 --> 00:57:04.250
by The Cut on June 24th, the film's director

00:57:04.250 --> 00:57:06.989
addressed the long -standing rumor that she and

00:57:06.989 --> 00:57:10.889
Florence Pugh had a screaming match while filming

00:57:10.889 --> 00:57:15.050
the 2022 movie over Wilde's alleged absence from

00:57:15.050 --> 00:57:18.309
set. She said, quote, I have never had a screaming

00:57:18.309 --> 00:57:20.909
match on my set. I'm sure you're such a ninja.

00:57:21.949 --> 00:57:24.969
Look at your last name. It's Wilde. I was never

00:57:24.969 --> 00:57:28.030
not available on set. I wanted to be like, none

00:57:28.030 --> 00:57:30.719
of this is true. Well, I don't know. You know

00:57:30.719 --> 00:57:34.840
what? You know what? You were plowed by Harry

00:57:34.840 --> 00:57:40.099
Styles. Oh, yeah, you were. No! Happy Hot Topic!

00:57:43.340 --> 00:57:46.199
Rosie O'Donnell was gearing up to guest host

00:57:46.199 --> 00:57:49.380
Jimmy Kimmel Live the week of August 17th. I'm

00:57:49.380 --> 00:57:53.099
sure it's all going to be such hilarity about

00:57:53.099 --> 00:57:57.619
Trump. It's going to be so funny. Jesus Christ.

00:57:58.329 --> 00:58:01.630
It's annoying. It will be her first job since

00:58:01.630 --> 00:58:04.289
undergoing a facelift. You just had your facelift

00:58:04.289 --> 00:58:05.989
and you look amazing. How are you feeling? I

00:58:05.989 --> 00:58:08.909
feel really great. I mean, it was very... I feel

00:58:08.909 --> 00:58:10.969
great. What are you going to say? I feel terrible.

00:58:13.610 --> 00:58:16.349
What's going on here? Oh, the name of that...

00:58:16.349 --> 00:58:27.079
Marie! Marie! Tom Holland and Zendaya having

00:58:27.079 --> 00:58:30.420
a candid couples moment. Oh, they're so cute.

00:58:33.320 --> 00:58:36.679
I like them, but he always seems so insecure.

00:58:37.840 --> 00:58:41.079
How do I know that? Because I'm insecure. They

00:58:41.079 --> 00:58:43.659
hit the Spider -Man Brand New Day red carpet.

00:58:43.840 --> 00:58:46.500
All right, so they are hanging on the red carpet.

00:58:46.780 --> 00:58:49.420
What's going on with Joe Budden and what he thinks

00:58:49.420 --> 00:58:54.780
about Haley O 'Brien? No! Because when you talk

00:58:54.780 --> 00:58:57.880
about Julio Felia, you got to say Julio Felia.

00:58:58.159 --> 00:59:06.039
I did. Now let's shift gears to a heated debate

00:59:06.039 --> 00:59:09.400
from Joe Budden's recent podcast episode. The

00:59:09.400 --> 00:59:12.019
conversation started with Gathright, one of the

00:59:12.019 --> 00:59:14.500
individuals convicted in the Julio Felia murder

00:59:14.500 --> 00:59:19.360
case. Loser! You're a dumb thug! Delivering an

00:59:19.360 --> 00:59:21.739
emotional statement in court, he spoke about

00:59:21.739 --> 00:59:25.300
his life, expressing regret. Oh, my life is so

00:59:25.300 --> 00:59:28.039
hard. You know not to murder people, you moron.

00:59:28.099 --> 00:59:34.500
You wanted to be gangster, yo. And now you want

00:59:34.500 --> 00:59:37.300
to be a motivational speaker? Shut up. And urging

00:59:37.300 --> 00:59:39.579
his friends to avoid violence and make better

00:59:39.579 --> 00:59:43.219
choices. On the podcast, co -host Eisenish suggested

00:59:43.219 --> 00:59:45.420
that some of those involved... might have been

00:59:45.420 --> 00:59:47.579
good kids who were simply influenced by their

00:59:47.579 --> 00:59:51.699
environment. I hear you! The culture defending

00:59:51.699 --> 00:59:55.260
losers! But Joe Budden wasn't having it. He strongly

00:59:55.260 --> 00:59:57.579
disagreed, arguing that actions speak louder

00:59:57.579 --> 01:00:00.179
than assumptions about someone's past. What matters

01:00:00.179 --> 01:00:02.960
most is what they actually did. Budden's comments

01:00:02.960 --> 01:00:05.619
quickly sparked debate online. I'm not talking

01:00:05.619 --> 01:00:09.239
about... I saw that he feels vindicated in his

01:00:09.239 --> 01:00:12.559
mind. He did exactly what he meant to do. Yeah.

01:00:13.050 --> 01:00:14.489
So I'm not going to be talking about him. But

01:00:14.489 --> 01:00:16.190
you can get people that. And then you got, oh,

01:00:16.309 --> 01:00:20.469
I like Joe Biden. I like his music. But I'm telling

01:00:20.469 --> 01:00:23.030
you, on his podcast, he surrounds himself with

01:00:23.030 --> 01:00:26.210
morons. I might not. Kind of like a hip -hop

01:00:26.210 --> 01:00:28.429
Celtic show. Understand the gravity of all that.

01:00:28.530 --> 01:00:31.230
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm iced, dog.

01:00:31.429 --> 01:00:33.889
Shut up. Come on, we getting ready to go do this.

01:00:34.170 --> 01:00:37.829
You're a melted moron. I'll just. I am really

01:00:37.829 --> 01:00:39.429
hyper today. It's because I'm recording from

01:00:39.429 --> 01:00:43.170
home, so I feel kind of... Oh, what's going on

01:00:43.170 --> 01:00:47.030
with this moron Alex Cooper? Oh, happy hot topic.

01:00:47.929 --> 01:00:51.110
Oh, she thinks she's better than everybody. Shut

01:00:51.110 --> 01:00:55.610
up. Alex Cooper calls Unwell's toxic workplace

01:00:55.610 --> 01:00:59.690
allegations a smear campaign. Look at you. You

01:00:59.690 --> 01:01:02.869
think you're better than everybody. And you're

01:01:02.869 --> 01:01:06.460
the worst. You're annoying. Following reports

01:01:06.460 --> 01:01:08.980
of a toxic workplace at the media company founded

01:01:08.980 --> 01:01:11.360
by the Call Her Daddy host and her husband Matt

01:01:11.360 --> 01:01:14.519
Kaplan, Alex is clapping back. She shares in

01:01:14.519 --> 01:01:16.659
a June 24th convo with the Wall Street Journal,

01:01:16.920 --> 01:01:19.179
I will say that building a startup, there is

01:01:19.179 --> 01:01:21.360
so much growth that comes with that, and I am

01:01:21.360 --> 01:01:23.619
extremely proud of what we have built at Unwell.

01:01:23.760 --> 01:01:25.699
I will just kind of leave it at, don't believe

01:01:25.699 --> 01:01:27.800
everything that you read on the internet, but

01:01:27.800 --> 01:01:31.019
I think everyone knows that at this point. Someone

01:01:31.019 --> 01:01:33.960
texted me there's been more layoffs in radio.

01:01:34.670 --> 01:01:36.570
I saw, let me make sure I get his name right.

01:01:38.050 --> 01:01:42.429
Tony McGinnity, who worked in Akron. He's a good

01:01:42.429 --> 01:01:45.369
dude. He got laid off. What else got laid off?

01:01:46.369 --> 01:01:49.349
Let me see here. I saw AJ from Crash and AJ.

01:01:49.630 --> 01:01:54.150
She's pretty beautiful. She got laid off. IR

01:01:54.150 --> 01:01:56.889
needs to just shut down. They're a bunch of losers.

01:01:58.510 --> 01:02:00.630
You don't know how to run a company for deadly

01:02:00.630 --> 01:02:06.519
squat. Oh, Bob Heapman helped create MTV. Good

01:02:06.519 --> 01:02:11.719
for you. Look at where MTV's at now, dude. And

01:02:11.719 --> 01:02:15.639
look at where iHeart's at. You're a moron. And

01:02:15.639 --> 01:02:18.760
you only care about the Woody Show, Rover, Breakfast

01:02:18.760 --> 01:02:21.400
Club, Bobby Bones, Elvis Duran, and that's it.

01:02:22.340 --> 01:02:25.820
Because you're an idiot. Those are very good

01:02:25.820 --> 01:02:28.510
shows. Don't get me wrong. But I never want to

01:02:28.510 --> 01:02:31.769
hear people complain about radio. And then it's

01:02:31.769 --> 01:02:38.670
dead. It's in its AARP mode. Why aren't they

01:02:38.670 --> 01:02:41.590
listening to radio? And then I saw the market

01:02:41.590 --> 01:02:44.469
manager for Charlie last night was sharing like

01:02:44.469 --> 01:02:47.550
five hours after the layoffs were reported. Well,

01:02:48.150 --> 01:02:51.409
we're number one in this cluster. Shut up. You're

01:02:51.409 --> 01:02:59.570
going to be laid off soon, dude. The worst. This

01:02:59.570 --> 01:03:02.590
next headline pissed me off. If someone has to

01:03:02.590 --> 01:03:05.489
make money, let them. It's one of the five different

01:03:05.489 --> 01:03:07.530
gig jobs that I'm doing right now. We're gig

01:03:07.530 --> 01:03:10.510
actors. Who's the boss star Danny Pintaro defends

01:03:10.510 --> 01:03:13.130
getting a job as an Amazon delivery driver. You

01:03:13.130 --> 01:03:16.449
should never have to defend getting a job. Any

01:03:16.449 --> 01:03:19.150
of the losers online that are hating on a former

01:03:19.150 --> 01:03:22.110
sitcom actor for working are deadbeat morons

01:03:22.110 --> 01:03:24.210
that probably live off the government. What do

01:03:24.210 --> 01:03:28.489
I mean? Remember a few years ago, the Cosby guy

01:03:28.489 --> 01:03:32.150
was seen working at trailer shows. They got to

01:03:32.150 --> 01:03:34.710
make money. Unless your show is called Seinfeld

01:03:34.710 --> 01:03:37.070
or Friends, you're not making diddly squat and

01:03:37.070 --> 01:03:40.289
reruns. You losers. I'm not saying to people

01:03:40.289 --> 01:03:41.909
that acted, but the people that judge actors

01:03:41.909 --> 01:03:45.159
for working. They got to make bread. The 50 -year

01:03:45.159 --> 01:03:47.400
-old, who was a child star on the sitcom Who's

01:03:47.400 --> 01:03:50.199
the Boss throughout the 80s and early 90s, wants

01:03:50.199 --> 01:03:52.400
to normalize the transition from Hollywood to

01:03:52.400 --> 01:03:54.780
the regular workforce. Yeah, it's gotta be hard,

01:03:54.960 --> 01:03:57.280
you know what I mean? Money and Hollywood. And

01:03:57.280 --> 01:04:00.019
all of a sudden, you get hated on by losers!

01:04:00.750 --> 01:04:02.989
After he went viral for posting a photo of himself

01:04:02.989 --> 01:04:05.170
delivering packages for... You know what? He's

01:04:05.170 --> 01:04:07.170
more of a man than anybody else that hates on

01:04:07.170 --> 01:04:10.510
him. You're all losers. ...was on in April. Pintaro

01:04:10.510 --> 01:04:12.630
has been vocal about how many working actors

01:04:12.630 --> 01:04:14.849
have to find other jobs to sustain themselves.

01:04:15.190 --> 01:04:17.969
Of course, you gotta get by, you know. explains

01:04:17.969 --> 01:04:20.429
on the June 22nd episode of Danielle Fishel,

01:04:20.449 --> 01:04:23.730
Will Friedle, and she's self -figuring. She's

01:04:23.730 --> 01:04:25.489
married to Jensen Karp, so it brings her down

01:04:25.489 --> 01:04:31.530
like four points. It's one of the five different

01:04:31.530 --> 01:04:33.590
gig jobs that I'm doing right now. We're gig

01:04:33.590 --> 01:04:37.849
actors. If he's got to make money to get by,

01:04:37.949 --> 01:04:41.250
especially when he lives in L .A., let him. It's

01:04:41.250 --> 01:04:43.050
got to be hard enough that he has to do that.

01:04:43.369 --> 01:04:46.170
Then you have these trolls online. You're all

01:04:46.170 --> 01:04:49.920
dorks. It is the gig. It's one of the six gigs.

01:04:51.320 --> 01:04:54.519
All right. I just could not believe the people

01:04:54.519 --> 01:04:57.539
were hating on him for making money. But then

01:04:57.539 --> 01:04:59.059
if he wasn't making money, you wouldn't call

01:04:59.059 --> 01:05:02.699
him a provider. Show your ass. All these trolls

01:05:02.699 --> 01:05:05.239
online need to get bitch slapped. You're the

01:05:05.239 --> 01:05:11.099
worst. Happy Hot Topic. What's going on with

01:05:11.099 --> 01:05:15.969
this moron? In New York City tonight, a woman

01:05:15.969 --> 01:05:18.230
seen at the Knicks championship parade, appearing

01:05:18.230 --> 01:05:20.610
to want to keep a Knicks painted trash can. They

01:05:20.610 --> 01:05:22.949
were all over New York. And she had dumped it

01:05:22.949 --> 01:05:25.949
with all the garbage in it. Because she's garbage.

01:05:26.429 --> 01:05:28.510
Dumping the trash onto a city street and taking

01:05:28.510 --> 01:05:31.070
the garbage can. Well, tonight that woman identified

01:05:31.070 --> 01:05:33.730
and her employer, J .P. Morgan Chase, says she

01:05:33.730 --> 01:05:35.690
no longer works there. Here's Aaron Katursky.

01:05:36.090 --> 01:05:41.179
So she... She was making $120 ,000 a year and

01:05:41.179 --> 01:05:44.699
the garbage can was $140. I hope it was worth

01:05:44.699 --> 01:05:47.699
it, honey. It was during the euphoria over the

01:05:47.699 --> 01:05:50.480
Knicks NBA championship, New York City even painted

01:05:50.480 --> 01:05:53.539
the trash cans blue and orange. This woman decided

01:05:53.539 --> 01:05:56.179
she wanted one for a souvenir. On the day of

01:05:56.179 --> 01:05:58.380
the Knicks parade, the woman unceremoniously

01:05:58.380 --> 01:06:03.099
dumped an overflowing public wastebasket. Get

01:06:03.099 --> 01:06:05.880
onto the sidewalk, grabbed both ends, and walked

01:06:05.880 --> 01:06:09.199
off. You got a fat ass. And tonight, her employer,

01:06:09.380 --> 01:06:11.760
JPMorgan Chase, says she's no longer with the

01:06:11.760 --> 01:06:13.559
company. Look, if you looked at her, you would

01:06:13.559 --> 01:06:15.659
have thought she was flipping burgers at McDonald's.

01:06:15.659 --> 01:06:20.340
She was an executive head, JPMorgan. The bank

01:06:20.340 --> 01:06:22.780
did not say what her job was, but added she was

01:06:22.780 --> 01:06:25.320
not attending the parade in an official capacity.

01:06:25.820 --> 01:06:28.570
Ah, you don't say. What an idiot. And then she

01:06:28.570 --> 01:06:30.590
posted a picture on the subway with the garbage

01:06:30.590 --> 01:06:32.869
can. Are you trying to lose your six -figure

01:06:32.869 --> 01:06:36.030
job? Although $120 ,000 in New York City is like

01:06:36.030 --> 01:06:38.789
$50 ,000. The sanitation department issued her

01:06:38.789 --> 01:06:42.269
two summonses, $75 for littering and $100 for

01:06:42.269 --> 01:06:45.110
impeding operations. So she literally paid more

01:06:45.110 --> 01:06:47.010
in the fines than it would have been to get a

01:06:47.010 --> 01:06:49.929
trash can, you trash bag. The woman returned

01:06:49.929 --> 01:06:52.949
the trash can and City Sanitation posted a photo

01:06:52.949 --> 01:06:55.829
of it with the caption, Home Sweet Home. That

01:06:55.829 --> 01:06:58.730
is the most New York City thing ever. How about

01:06:58.730 --> 01:07:05.110
the losers? Man. And then she has a very unique

01:07:05.110 --> 01:07:07.969
name. So that's going to live on forever. How

01:07:07.969 --> 01:07:12.489
can you trust her at work? She's an idiot. All

01:07:12.489 --> 01:07:21.679
right. It's time for Taylor Swift news. Yeah

01:07:21.679 --> 01:07:27.940
You keep a list so long Of every name you broke

01:07:27.940 --> 01:07:34.199
You turn it to the headlines And you watch the

01:07:34.199 --> 01:09:16.600
whole thing flow You never say You love the room

01:09:16.600 --> 01:09:21.359
when you choose the size But if the mirror talks

01:09:21.359 --> 01:09:39.359
bad You disappear inside Then you make somebody

01:10:20.750 --> 01:10:23.550
It's time for Taylor Swift news. Whoa! Happy

01:10:23.550 --> 01:10:27.250
Hot Topic! Because you can't type in the word

01:10:27.250 --> 01:10:30.869
Taylor on pseudo. Man, she really does rule the

01:10:30.869 --> 01:10:33.510
world. Taylor Swift gives a surprise performance

01:10:33.510 --> 01:10:36.069
at fiancé Travis Kelsey's tight end university

01:10:36.069 --> 01:10:39.350
concert. The Grammy winner treats attendees of

01:10:39.350 --> 01:10:41.770
Travis Kelsey's annual tight end university concert.

01:10:43.140 --> 01:10:46.420
Night Bash, this year presented by Sports Illustrated

01:10:46.420 --> 01:10:49.159
and Reese's with a surprise performance of her

01:10:49.159 --> 01:10:51.979
song Love Story. Ah, so she performed there.

01:10:52.680 --> 01:10:55.659
Man, is she nauseating. Oh, but she cares about

01:10:55.659 --> 01:10:58.899
you guys. Not at all. Jason Kelsey is keeping

01:10:58.899 --> 01:11:01.479
it close to his chest when it comes to any info

01:11:01.479 --> 01:11:05.180
about his brother, Travis Kelsey. AKA, he signed

01:11:05.180 --> 01:11:11.890
an NDA. Taylor Swift's wedding. All right, so

01:11:11.890 --> 01:11:16.270
he's not saying deadly scum. Bye, buddy. That's

01:11:16.270 --> 01:11:19.210
the most boring, pretentious wedding ever. What

01:11:19.210 --> 01:11:42.490
are you hiding if you're signing an NDA? Outro

01:11:42.490 --> 01:12:00.229
Music Where the truth gets aired, I'll be breaking

01:12:00.229 --> 01:12:02.470
down the hype, y 'all beware. Fake smiles, fake

01:12:02.470 --> 01:12:05.149
lies, fake lives, fake drama, they choose. No

01:12:05.149 --> 01:12:08.130
talent required, it's Kardashian news. Kardashian

01:12:08.130 --> 01:12:10.890
news. Where the truth gets aired, I'll be breaking

01:12:10.890 --> 01:12:13.149
down the hype, y 'all beware. Fake smiles, fake

01:12:13.149 --> 01:12:15.810
lives, fake lives, fake drama, they choose. No

01:12:15.810 --> 01:12:18.829
talent required, it's Kardashian news. Alright.

01:12:19.250 --> 01:12:25.310
Oh no. No! Happy Hot Topic! Howdy. Kendall Jenner

01:12:25.310 --> 01:12:27.909
and Jacob Elordi are... Oh, they're playing.

01:12:28.799 --> 01:12:32.100
Weathering winter in Australia together. The

01:12:32.100 --> 01:12:35.199
pair were spotted on June 24th, a couple of days

01:12:35.199 --> 01:12:38.000
before his birthday, taking a Lordy's dog, Layla,

01:12:38.100 --> 01:12:40.680
for a walk while in New South Wales' popular

01:12:40.680 --> 01:12:45.319
tourist destination, Byron Bay. Time for Hoppy

01:12:45.319 --> 01:12:53.029
Soups. Brian Hoppy on the mic, breaking down

01:12:53.029 --> 01:12:56.069
the scenes. NBA drama, living out the dreams.

01:12:56.350 --> 01:12:58.630
Ex -wives wildin', stories about the queens.

01:12:58.909 --> 01:13:01.229
Droppin' knowledge bombs all in on the schemes.

01:13:01.770 --> 01:13:04.949
Hoppy's moves, man, he knows it all. From scandals

01:13:04.949 --> 01:13:08.170
to the court, rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll

01:13:08.170 --> 01:13:11.449
have a ball. Hoppy Hour got that shock and awe.

01:13:11.909 --> 01:13:15.649
MJ to Kobe, legends in the game. Shaq's big presence,

01:13:15.909 --> 01:13:18.930
true hall of fame. Hoppy spills the tea, ain't

01:13:18.930 --> 01:13:21.670
playin' tame Behind the curtain, nothin' left

01:13:21.670 --> 01:13:24.710
the same Hoppy throughs, man, he knows it all

01:13:24.710 --> 01:13:28.350
Threw scandals to the court, rise and fall Tune

01:13:28.350 --> 01:13:31.569
in, now you'll have a ball Hoppy Hour got that

01:13:31.569 --> 01:13:35.310
shock and awe Crazy exes, wild and scandalous

01:13:35.310 --> 01:13:37.829
League full of stories, ain't nothin' fabulous

01:13:37.829 --> 01:13:41.409
Line breaks it down, gets unanimous Tune to Hoppy

01:13:41.409 --> 01:13:44.579
Hour, never anomalous Y 'all know the score,

01:13:44.659 --> 01:13:47.479
but he dies deeper. Locker room secrets, stats

01:13:47.479 --> 01:13:50.979
like a keeper. Voices every week, analysis sweeper.

01:13:51.319 --> 01:13:54.840
NBA's real talk cuts to the sleeper. Javi's hoops,

01:13:54.840 --> 01:13:57.640
man, he knows it all. From scandals to the court

01:13:57.640 --> 01:14:01.060
rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a ball.

01:14:01.699 --> 01:14:04.880
Javi, y 'all are gonna be shocking all. Javi's

01:14:04.880 --> 01:14:07.640
hoops, man, he knows it all. From scandals to

01:14:07.640 --> 01:14:10.779
the court rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll

01:14:10.779 --> 01:14:36.859
have a ball. Alright, what the hell is going

01:14:36.859 --> 01:14:43.399
on in Detroit? From Detroit to Memphis. The Memphis

01:14:43.399 --> 01:14:46.260
Grizzlies moved back five spots in the first

01:14:46.260 --> 01:14:48.659
round of the draft last night and received five

01:14:48.659 --> 01:14:51.220
second round picks in doing so and used three

01:14:51.220 --> 01:14:54.920
of those to trade for Isaiah Stewart. Oh, yeah.

01:14:55.279 --> 01:14:58.579
Isaiah Stewart's a badass. It shows, everybody.

01:14:59.060 --> 01:15:02.119
It gets technical fouls all the time. Him going

01:15:02.119 --> 01:15:04.939
to Memphis is going to be bad. This is a salary

01:15:04.939 --> 01:15:07.949
dump for the Detroit Pistons. Yeah, good luck

01:15:07.949 --> 01:15:10.470
in Memphis, dude. That is not the city he needs

01:15:10.470 --> 01:15:14.250
to be in. Go on in here. It appeared that Warriors

01:15:14.250 --> 01:15:17.250
owner Joe Lacob and their GM, Mike Dunleavy,

01:15:17.289 --> 01:15:19.270
had a bit of a disagreement before the Warriors.

01:15:19.329 --> 01:15:21.390
Man, there's just a walking argument in this

01:15:21.390 --> 01:15:25.270
whole freaking franchise. Made their pick with

01:15:25.270 --> 01:15:28.170
number 11 in tonight's draft. And here's Mike

01:15:28.170 --> 01:15:30.329
Dunleavy in his post -draft interview talking

01:15:30.329 --> 01:15:32.630
about that moment with Joe Lacob. Mike, what

01:15:32.630 --> 01:15:34.869
ultimately made Yaxel the pick with where the

01:15:34.869 --> 01:15:37.869
board was at that time? yeah i mean we just uh

01:15:37.869 --> 01:15:39.430
you know went through the analysis of everything

01:15:39.430 --> 01:15:41.789
he was a top guy for us yeah it's real analysis

01:15:41.789 --> 01:15:44.329
yelling at each other on the board at the time

01:15:44.329 --> 01:15:46.750
so you know that's why we picked him but i mean

01:15:46.750 --> 01:15:52.470
this is a guy who you know what's going on here

01:15:52.470 --> 01:15:58.279
i did load Shams, we're hearing what Brad Stevens

01:15:58.279 --> 01:16:00.680
is saying publicly here, but what is happening

01:16:00.680 --> 01:16:03.180
behind the scenes with the Boston Celtics? It's

01:16:03.180 --> 01:16:06.039
with Jalen Brown possibly being traded. He's

01:16:06.039 --> 01:16:09.760
an idiot. Malika, the Boston Celtics are actively

01:16:09.760 --> 01:16:12.779
engaged in trade talks surrounding Jalen Brown.

01:16:12.840 --> 01:16:14.939
Yeah, he needs to get out of there. He's going

01:16:14.939 --> 01:16:18.159
to be... He's one of those... He thinks the grass

01:16:18.159 --> 01:16:22.060
is greener elsewhere. Good luck, dude. You're

01:16:22.060 --> 01:16:25.489
going to miss Boston. Here's Barack Obama on

01:16:25.489 --> 01:16:29.609
OG and Brunson. OG, I'm trying to think of a

01:16:29.609 --> 01:16:32.750
better series from somebody who's never been

01:16:32.750 --> 01:16:35.430
an all -star. And it's hard to think of one,

01:16:35.489 --> 01:16:38.069
right? Where through the whole playoffs, he was

01:16:38.069 --> 01:16:40.779
like just a rock. But Brunson, incredible. It's

01:16:40.779 --> 01:16:43.880
the toughness and endurance and mental fortitude

01:16:43.880 --> 01:16:46.619
of that guy. Like, you just felt like, I'm just

01:16:46.619 --> 01:16:48.979
going to keep coming. And I'm not doubting myself.

01:16:49.140 --> 01:16:52.659
Oh, yeah. I love coming. And for a second -round

01:16:52.659 --> 01:16:55.300
draft pick, who was a champion, who was a winner,

01:16:55.380 --> 01:16:57.979
but I think nobody projected that, you know,

01:16:58.000 --> 01:16:59.880
you didn't see it coming. Even when you compare

01:16:59.880 --> 01:17:02.239
it to somebody like Steph, who... All right,

01:17:02.239 --> 01:17:06.960
so there's a... What do we have here? Here's

01:17:06.960 --> 01:17:09.399
Charles Barkley. Saying no player would make

01:17:09.399 --> 01:17:12.939
$300 million without Jordan. People act like

01:17:12.939 --> 01:17:15.880
not guys are making $30, $40, $50 million. When

01:17:15.880 --> 01:17:18.319
I got to NBA, the average salary was $200 ,000,

01:17:18.600 --> 01:17:22.380
$250. And then Magic and Bird came. The only

01:17:22.380 --> 01:17:25.039
thing I feel bad about is guys like Russell,

01:17:25.359 --> 01:17:29.880
Dr. J. Most of those guys were the foundation,

01:17:29.920 --> 01:17:33.800
but we were all born at the right time. So there

01:17:33.800 --> 01:17:38.939
you go. Here's Obama and Wembley in Spurs. So,

01:17:39.180 --> 01:17:42.560
now, on the flip side, I love this young San

01:17:42.560 --> 01:17:45.079
Antonio team. We were talking about it yesterday.

01:17:45.640 --> 01:17:49.479
I mean, those guards, Castle, Harper, I love

01:17:49.479 --> 01:17:53.979
those two. Tough. And Harper almost won the game

01:17:53.979 --> 01:17:58.949
for them. I mean, the way he was playing. I think

01:17:58.949 --> 01:18:03.609
Wemby will end up being as good as we are projecting.

01:18:03.649 --> 01:18:06.189
I watched him at the All -Star game. I was sitting

01:18:06.189 --> 01:18:08.649
there real quick. First time I'd seen him live.

01:18:08.850 --> 01:18:12.489
And I don't remember somebody that big moving

01:18:12.489 --> 01:18:15.399
like that. He's got to figure out what his go

01:18:15.399 --> 01:18:16.979
-to, you know, folks have talked about it. He's

01:18:16.979 --> 01:18:18.800
got to figure out what his go -to move is. He's

01:18:18.800 --> 01:18:20.500
going to have to put on some weight. He's got

01:18:20.500 --> 01:18:22.479
to work on his conditioning, right, because you

01:18:22.479 --> 01:18:25.220
can tell he got tired, partly because it just

01:18:25.220 --> 01:18:27.840
looks to me like playing defense today is so

01:18:27.840 --> 01:18:30.720
much harder because you have to close out everything.

01:18:31.039 --> 01:18:35.319
Yeah, everyone too. So it used to be your Wemby,

01:18:35.439 --> 01:18:37.760
you'd just plant yourself in the paint. Yeah,

01:18:37.760 --> 01:18:40.600
that's what he needs to do. But he wants to shoot

01:18:40.600 --> 01:18:45.279
three parties. All right, we got plenty of arbor

01:18:45.279 --> 01:18:49.000
clamps. See if there's anything else. Here's

01:18:49.000 --> 01:18:52.460
Jay Brunton's mom talking about texting him before

01:18:52.460 --> 01:18:55.199
the games. I would text him before every game.

01:18:57.399 --> 01:19:03.359
And this started in high school. That was my

01:19:03.359 --> 01:19:05.220
bad with the microphone. What terrible audio.

01:19:05.460 --> 01:19:12.189
I can't even listen to that. Stop it. Here is

01:19:12.189 --> 01:19:14.829
a, sorry, sorry about the microphone thing. Here

01:19:14.829 --> 01:19:17.569
is a verbal telling Neon the Hornets should sign

01:19:17.569 --> 01:19:20.710
Lonzo and Jello so they can play amongst LaMelo

01:19:20.710 --> 01:19:23.369
and be the greatest NBA team ever. A bunch of

01:19:23.369 --> 01:19:27.930
nutbo, baby. So Charlotte better be smart, get

01:19:27.930 --> 01:19:31.010
all of his brothers. I guarantee you they become

01:19:31.010 --> 01:19:33.289
the most watched team ever in the NBA. And here

01:19:33.289 --> 01:19:37.069
comes Neon. Why, why? That's smart. I told you

01:19:37.069 --> 01:19:40.689
he would say that. Da, da, da. He was terrible

01:19:40.689 --> 01:19:44.050
at interviews. Here's LeVar Ball dissing Kobe

01:19:44.050 --> 01:19:47.229
Bryant's shoes while promoting Neon Stream. LeVar

01:19:47.229 --> 01:19:51.069
Ball's a douchebag. I went from liking him to

01:19:51.069 --> 01:19:56.109
disliking him. You don't fall hard. You were

01:19:56.109 --> 01:19:58.069
hard thinking about Alabama. The A's better be

01:19:58.069 --> 01:20:00.850
using these. Come on. I told you. You're a genius.

01:20:01.390 --> 01:20:04.829
Your company got an absolute F from the Better

01:20:04.829 --> 01:20:07.050
Business Bureau. Shut up, LeVar. I got the best

01:20:07.050 --> 01:20:11.380
shoe ever made. All right, I'm done. is giving

01:20:11.380 --> 01:20:16.960
Neon some advice for relationships. The perfect

01:20:16.960 --> 01:20:21.319
girl for you. I hate to tell you, it's that girl

01:20:21.319 --> 01:20:23.500
driving behind us. What the? No, no, no, no,

01:20:23.500 --> 01:20:25.819
no, no, no. I'm just telling you what. This is

01:20:25.819 --> 01:20:29.180
the most annoying thing he does to her. No, no,

01:20:29.300 --> 01:20:33.880
no. What the? No, no, no. I'm just telling you

01:20:33.880 --> 01:20:35.880
why. And I'm going to tell you why. I'm going

01:20:35.880 --> 01:20:41.760
to tell you why. She knows how you are. She was

01:20:41.760 --> 01:20:46.119
carrying 42 bags back then. Yeah, he doesn't

01:20:46.119 --> 01:20:48.020
want to listen. I'm honestly getting, listen,

01:20:48.159 --> 01:20:52.819
I know I had flaws in my 20s. I know people tried

01:20:52.819 --> 01:20:55.180
to tell me things and I didn't listen. And I

01:20:55.180 --> 01:20:57.579
think that's what's so infuriating is I see myself

01:20:57.579 --> 01:21:00.779
in neon in 2016 when people tried to tell me

01:21:00.779 --> 01:21:08.630
things and you don't listen. Yeah. Moron. Neon

01:21:08.630 --> 01:21:11.090
had to pause after LeVar Ball starts glazing

01:21:11.090 --> 01:21:13.329
his son, LaMelo. And I was telling him, like,

01:21:13.369 --> 01:21:18.289
first of all, he's attractive. Here's the stupid

01:21:18.289 --> 01:21:22.970
Neon. Sounds like the Billy Madison show with

01:21:22.970 --> 01:21:26.789
Nard. No! Don't DP my wife! What are we doing

01:21:26.789 --> 01:21:30.149
here, man? No, no, no, no, no. Man, is he annoying.

01:21:30.369 --> 01:21:36.430
He's starting to get on my nerves. That's why,

01:21:36.590 --> 01:21:40.189
even, you know, with my wife. And then here's

01:21:40.189 --> 01:21:44.310
the response from Neon. You know, Tina decided

01:21:44.310 --> 01:21:46.050
to go her own way. That's why you don't see it

01:21:46.050 --> 01:21:48.069
right here. She want to go do something else,

01:21:48.130 --> 01:21:50.890
that's fine with me. We had our run. We had our

01:21:50.890 --> 01:21:52.869
run. So even though she had a stroke and getting

01:21:52.869 --> 01:21:55.109
older, she would never be like, oh man, she was

01:21:55.109 --> 01:21:58.659
always beautiful in my eyes. And then here's

01:21:58.659 --> 01:22:01.199
the lower bowl, trying to give a pity advice.

01:22:01.619 --> 01:22:04.300
Go ahead. Like, when I have my wife, I'm going

01:22:04.300 --> 01:22:06.739
to make sure that she don't go to work or nothing.

01:22:06.800 --> 01:22:07.579
Like, I'm going to give her everything. You're

01:22:07.579 --> 01:22:10.279
such a sap. But listen, don't give her too much.

01:22:10.420 --> 01:22:12.279
No, I'm going to give her the world. Yeah, don't

01:22:12.279 --> 01:22:13.819
give her too much, though, because she'll go

01:22:13.819 --> 01:22:16.300
crazy. Let her do something. Bring something

01:22:16.300 --> 01:22:19.899
to the table. Yeah, Neon is just getting whacked

01:22:19.899 --> 01:22:23.220
over. But, you know, I'm done playing these stupid

01:22:23.220 --> 01:22:27.449
clowns. This was kind of funny here. Here's LeVar

01:22:27.449 --> 01:22:29.130
Ball talking smack about if he would have had

01:22:29.130 --> 01:22:32.989
a daughter. I want to have a kid. Yes. The kid

01:22:32.989 --> 01:22:36.010
is, here's the thing. I didn't. I want to have

01:22:36.010 --> 01:22:40.310
a kid for a reason. Don't just have no kid to

01:22:40.310 --> 01:22:43.409
be friendly and say, I got a son and you ain't

01:22:43.409 --> 01:22:46.909
spending no time with him. I didn't. Because

01:22:46.909 --> 01:22:49.250
I'm going to tell you this. And this is just

01:22:49.250 --> 01:22:51.949
my experience. I didn't. Ain't nothing like a

01:22:51.949 --> 01:22:56.689
son. That's some sexist. Ain't nothing like a

01:22:56.689 --> 01:22:58.609
son. And I got three of them, so you know I'm

01:22:58.609 --> 01:23:01.789
winning and winning. What would you, if you had

01:23:01.789 --> 01:23:02.869
a daughter, what would you do? I wouldn't have

01:23:02.869 --> 01:23:07.250
a daughter. We know you don't. My genes is too

01:23:07.250 --> 01:23:10.829
strong. I'm an alpha dog. No wonder he got a

01:23:10.829 --> 01:23:14.090
divorce. You're a loser. What are you doing,

01:23:14.130 --> 01:23:19.090
man? All right, it's time for NFL news. Shut

01:23:19.090 --> 01:23:22.800
up, man. I wonder what my neighbor thinks is

01:23:22.800 --> 01:23:28.819
going on in here. Oh, yeah. We got about five

01:23:28.819 --> 01:23:33.220
weeks until the NFL training camp begins. How

01:23:33.220 --> 01:23:37.840
many days until NFL kickoff do we have? 77 days.

01:23:40.300 --> 01:23:45.050
$77. $77. You know what's the most psychotic

01:23:45.050 --> 01:23:47.489
part about this show? Is I'm recording at home

01:23:47.489 --> 01:23:51.329
and my cat is laying down, relaxing, while I'm

01:23:51.329 --> 01:23:59.090
yelling about sports. It's adorable. But I'm

01:23:59.090 --> 01:24:02.789
telling you, if I could be a professional athlete,

01:24:02.909 --> 01:24:06.130
I'd rather be an NBA player than an NFL player.

01:24:06.750 --> 01:24:11.689
Because all they do... is take hits to the head

01:24:11.689 --> 01:24:14.930
and they're a bunch of morons. I've hung out

01:24:14.930 --> 01:24:19.130
with them. Oh yeah, Ian Beckel's a real rocket

01:24:19.130 --> 01:24:24.409
scientist. But this next headline proves they're

01:24:24.409 --> 01:24:42.970
all dumb jocks. cornerback Terryon Arnold will

01:24:42.970 --> 01:24:45.229
go before a judge in Tampa today. Now he turned

01:24:45.229 --> 01:24:47.250
himself into Tampa police after being accused

01:24:47.250 --> 01:24:51.369
of coordinating a robbery and kidnapping. Loser!

01:24:51.949 --> 01:24:54.449
And on your sides, Beth Rousseau is live. I'm

01:24:54.449 --> 01:24:57.289
glad you're on my side, man. Look at the charges

01:24:57.289 --> 01:25:00.010
the NFL player is facing. Sit on this side of

01:25:00.010 --> 01:25:04.750
my lap. My other side hurts. Good morning. Hey,

01:25:04.789 --> 01:25:06.890
good morning. So these multiple felony charges

01:25:06.890 --> 01:25:09.470
against Tarion Arnold, they carry a potential

01:25:09.470 --> 01:25:12.550
sentence of life in prison. All right, there

01:25:12.550 --> 01:25:15.390
you go. Right now, he's here at the jail on Orient

01:25:15.390 --> 01:25:18.029
Road. Prosecutors say they want to keep him in

01:25:18.029 --> 01:25:21.930
custody until the time of the trial. Loser, loser.

01:25:22.350 --> 01:25:26.289
Was it worth it, you moron? Terry on Arnold,

01:25:26.409 --> 01:25:29.149
a force on the field for the Detroit Lions, now

01:25:29.149 --> 01:25:31.970
faces life in prison. Investigators with the

01:25:31.970 --> 01:25:34.550
Tampa Police Department say the National Felon

01:25:34.550 --> 01:25:37.329
League. February, the Lions cornerback believed

01:25:37.329 --> 01:25:40.970
three men stole more than $200 ,000 in items

01:25:40.970 --> 01:25:45.770
from his. Here's Tom Reed talking about he tried

01:25:45.770 --> 01:25:48.770
to buy a teammate $240 ,000 house when he was

01:25:48.770 --> 01:25:52.890
making $180 ,000 as a rookie. I got to the Patriots.

01:25:53.289 --> 01:25:54.909
And I was the fourth quarterback on the depth

01:25:54.909 --> 01:25:59.010
chart. Fourth. Most teams only keep two on the

01:25:59.010 --> 01:26:01.909
roster now. In my first season in the year 2000,

01:26:02.170 --> 01:26:04.850
Drew Bledsoe, John Freese, Michael Bishop, and

01:26:04.850 --> 01:26:07.390
me. I was the sixth round pick. It was two weeks

01:26:07.390 --> 01:26:10.829
before final cut. And I called my agent and I

01:26:10.829 --> 01:26:13.109
was like, hey, I want to buy Ty Law's house.

01:26:13.430 --> 01:26:16.750
It was like 240 grand. I made 185 grand as a

01:26:16.750 --> 01:26:19.250
fucking, in my first year. That is a good manager

01:26:19.250 --> 01:26:23.239
to call. That was my salary. Yeah. And, He's

01:26:23.239 --> 01:26:25.699
like, Tommy, you haven't even made the team yet.

01:26:25.800 --> 01:26:28.180
I'm like, I'm making the team. What are you talking

01:26:28.180 --> 01:26:31.079
about? And he's like, listen, let's just, before

01:26:31.079 --> 01:26:33.479
you buy a house that you don't even know if you're

01:26:33.479 --> 01:26:35.819
going to make the money, what are you doing?

01:26:35.939 --> 01:26:38.199
I'm like, I love that. That's smart. All right.

01:26:38.220 --> 01:26:52.659
It's time for Tampa Bay now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah,

01:26:52.659 --> 01:26:55.460
we'll be about to go live. Tampa Bay News, it's

01:26:55.460 --> 01:26:57.640
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Ybor Street, man, we documenting life with those

01:28:04.270 --> 01:28:06.930
hip -hop beats. Turn it up now, let the world

01:28:06.930 --> 01:28:09.109
partake in the stories of the legends and the

01:28:09.109 --> 01:28:35.859
news we make. Right? No. I don't know how this

01:28:35.859 --> 01:28:39.359
is going to turn out. Largo City leaders are

01:28:39.359 --> 01:28:41.659
working with local businesses downtown to roll

01:28:41.659 --> 01:28:45.380
out a new special district called Sip and Stroll.

01:28:45.619 --> 01:28:46.939
So this is where they're going to be allowed

01:28:46.939 --> 01:28:49.199
to drink up and down the block. This is going

01:28:49.199 --> 01:28:51.720
to get real. messed up because then people in

01:28:51.720 --> 01:28:53.399
Largo, because they're stupid already, are going

01:28:53.399 --> 01:28:56.180
to be like, oh, I can drink anywhere. Within

01:28:56.180 --> 01:28:58.779
that district, customers would be allowed to

01:28:58.779 --> 01:29:02.180
drink alcohol out of open containers. Yeah, that's

01:29:02.180 --> 01:29:03.600
just them looking for tickets because they know

01:29:03.600 --> 01:29:04.899
people are going to keep walking down the block

01:29:04.899 --> 01:29:07.600
and they go, but I can drink anywhere. So that

01:29:07.600 --> 01:29:10.800
is not going to end well. And it's Largo. So

01:29:10.800 --> 01:29:22.329
what do you expect? Time for Chicago news. When

01:29:22.329 --> 01:29:30.529
the bull stand tall. Yeah. Got it. Six. Got it.

01:29:32.729 --> 01:29:37.729
Yeah. Six, nine, but he been in these mics. All

01:29:37.729 --> 01:29:40.210
in ten heights, now the cynic is tight. From

01:29:40.210 --> 01:29:42.569
the berms to the block, that's a hell of a height.

01:29:42.729 --> 01:29:45.609
Turn the dial, see his name on the lights. He

01:29:45.609 --> 01:29:47.810
got callers on the lines, trying to break they

01:29:47.810 --> 01:29:50.250
news. From the side to the sticks. They relate

01:29:50.250 --> 01:29:52.850
to the views Every segment like a story from

01:29:52.850 --> 01:29:55.890
the avenue Turn slick, then you fact check the

01:29:55.890 --> 01:30:21.119
attitude This that Chicago He got jokes for the

01:30:21.119 --> 01:30:23.800
frauds, love for the brave That could guess in

01:30:23.800 --> 01:30:26.279
a chance, say what they crave From the sports

01:30:26.279 --> 01:30:29.859
war wars to the gossip wave He connect more lanes

01:30:29.859 --> 01:30:32.779
than the tow -way saves Late night, but the syndicate

01:30:32.779 --> 01:30:35.939
wide Carolina to the bay, hit a mid -wedge prize

01:30:35.939 --> 01:30:38.640
Still a kid from the ice with the drive inside

01:30:38.640 --> 01:30:41.800
Got the whole damn map on the same live line

01:31:04.619 --> 01:31:12.020
No. Whoa! Happy hot topic! Interesting here.

01:31:12.199 --> 01:31:14.600
Looks like there's a new player in the game,

01:31:14.699 --> 01:31:17.439
so to speak, looking to keep the Bears in Illinois.

01:31:17.779 --> 01:31:21.600
Saquon is live from a small suburban town with

01:31:21.600 --> 01:31:26.760
a big plan here. Very big idea. Saquon, joining

01:31:26.760 --> 01:31:29.159
us now. Saquon, where are you and what do they

01:31:29.159 --> 01:31:33.460
have in mind? I know, I kind of look like I'm

01:31:33.460 --> 01:31:35.119
in the middle of nowhere. Well, we are here in

01:31:35.119 --> 01:31:37.239
the village of McCook right now. This is 30 minutes.

01:31:37.420 --> 01:31:38.979
So that's where they think the bears are going

01:31:38.979 --> 01:31:42.399
to go. They're not going to McCook. They'd be

01:31:42.399 --> 01:31:46.060
idiots to go to McCook. And there's this moron.

01:31:47.659 --> 01:31:50.739
Mayor Johnson says specifically he is exploring

01:31:50.739 --> 01:31:55.020
the effort to create this new department, but

01:31:55.020 --> 01:31:59.020
also said that he plans on making a call to action

01:31:59.020 --> 01:32:01.340
about gun violence later. Yeah, you got rid of

01:32:01.340 --> 01:32:03.500
the shot spotters, though, because you're protecting

01:32:03.500 --> 01:32:09.199
the thugs this week. I hate you. What should

01:32:09.199 --> 01:32:11.699
have been a time of celebration, reflection and

01:32:11.699 --> 01:32:15.300
community during Juneteenth. But they're all

01:32:15.300 --> 01:32:18.819
just, you know, troubled teens. It was disrupted

01:32:18.819 --> 01:32:22.739
by heartbreaking acts of gun violence. You're

01:32:22.739 --> 01:32:25.079
the worst mayor ever. Every time there's a new

01:32:25.079 --> 01:32:26.779
mayor, I go, I can't be worse than him. But you're

01:32:26.779 --> 01:32:29.640
the worst. You make Robin Manuel look like a

01:32:29.640 --> 01:32:37.960
saint. What's going on with this hag? WJN investigates

01:32:37.960 --> 01:32:40.939
tonight a split decision in a rent dispute case

01:32:40.939 --> 01:32:43.880
involving former South Suburban politician Tiffany

01:32:43.880 --> 01:32:47.460
Henyard. She's the worst. She makes all women

01:32:47.460 --> 01:32:50.880
look bad. She's a moron. Her boyfriend. A landlord

01:32:50.880 --> 01:32:55.100
sued the couple, arguing they owed $10 ,000 in

01:32:55.100 --> 01:32:58.180
unpaid rent and other penalties. A judge ruled

01:32:58.180 --> 01:33:01.159
Henyard's boyfriend, Kamal Woods, owes the landlord

01:33:01.159 --> 01:33:03.699
$7 ,000. Yeah, he's a loser, too. He doesn't

01:33:03.699 --> 01:33:06.600
respond to anybody on Instagram because he knows

01:33:06.600 --> 01:33:10.000
he's in the wrong. He knows he's dating a dirty,

01:33:10.039 --> 01:33:14.340
rotten loser, and he's also a loser. The judge,

01:33:14.539 --> 01:33:16.819
though, said since Henyard never signed the lease

01:33:16.819 --> 01:33:19.489
herself... She is not on the hook for bankrupt.

01:33:19.649 --> 01:33:21.670
The judge said the - You know what? I shouldn't

01:33:21.670 --> 01:33:24.430
have to pay for my rent then. Why do these dirty,

01:33:24.510 --> 01:33:27.130
rotten politicians get away with everything?

01:33:27.789 --> 01:33:30.430
And then she moves out of Illinois because everyone

01:33:30.430 --> 01:33:33.149
knows that she's the worst. And then she's fooling

01:33:33.149 --> 01:33:36.310
the people of Georgia. This is why I hate politics.

01:33:36.550 --> 01:33:39.069
And you got her little beta male loser boyfriend,

01:33:39.250 --> 01:33:42.670
Kamal Woods, defending her. Dude, she wouldn't

01:33:42.670 --> 01:33:44.409
piss on you if you're on fire. She'd probably

01:33:44.409 --> 01:33:47.689
cheat on you. You're an idiot. You're married

01:33:47.689 --> 01:33:50.869
and you're dating a moron. Then again, you're

01:33:50.869 --> 01:33:53.109
also a moron. And you make people in Illinois

01:33:53.109 --> 01:33:56.090
look bad. But you don't care. I'm Kamal Woods,

01:33:56.210 --> 01:33:59.109
yo. I got my own small business. You're a dark.

01:34:00.149 --> 01:34:12.869
Oh. Oh. Static crackle, mic pops, the hour is

01:34:12.869 --> 01:34:15.869
hoppy. Cleveland skyline foggy, steel mills choppy.

01:34:15.960 --> 01:34:18.439
City on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never sloppy.

01:34:18.619 --> 01:34:21.079
Radio waves carry tales, but they ain't gloves.

01:34:21.220 --> 01:34:23.960
Your concrete jungle, potholes where dreams collapse.

01:34:24.239 --> 01:34:26.840
Downtown echoes the cabs and faded cabs past

01:34:26.840 --> 01:34:29.260
the preaching hustle. Corner kids trading maps

01:34:29.260 --> 01:34:32.060
where the vibe's Midwest, but the struggle overlaps.

01:34:32.079 --> 01:34:35.699
Cleveland blues, where the truth gets raw. Rust

01:34:35.699 --> 01:34:38.760
belt blues, every crack, every flaw. Until it

01:34:38.760 --> 01:34:42.119
takes no sugar, no draw. I be on the mic spittin'

01:34:42.119 --> 01:34:49.229
facts, no law. City troops laid bare, bar sharper

01:34:49.229 --> 01:34:51.630
than the skyline. No time to spare, opinions

01:34:51.630 --> 01:34:55.149
heavy as the lake. But he don't care. Radio day,

01:34:55.250 --> 01:34:57.529
static hum in the booth. Voice booming through

01:34:57.529 --> 01:34:59.550
the speakers. I'm kicking with the truth, no

01:34:59.550 --> 01:35:02.750
time to skip shadows. Echoing the youth, uncut,

01:35:02.750 --> 01:35:05.409
unpolished. Cleveland's the proof. Hoppy's lens,

01:35:05.510 --> 01:35:08.609
no rose tint. Just grind every segment, a slice

01:35:08.609 --> 01:35:11.409
of Cleveland's mind. From the flats to the heights,

01:35:11.489 --> 01:35:15.569
stories combined. Unfiltered, unbothered, unrefined.

01:35:27.719 --> 01:35:30.739
Oh, yeah, what's going on with this moron loser

01:35:30.739 --> 01:35:34.619
right here? Oh, happy hot topic. Nearly three

01:35:34.619 --> 01:35:37.020
years after a crash that drew national attention

01:35:37.020 --> 01:35:39.060
and was... It was actually four years, but...

01:35:39.319 --> 01:35:41.880
Object of a recent Netflix documentary, there

01:35:41.880 --> 01:35:43.800
are new developments in the McKenzie -Sherilla

01:35:43.800 --> 01:35:46.119
case. Oh my God, you know what's the most troublesome

01:35:46.119 --> 01:35:48.319
part about it when it comes to relating it to

01:35:48.319 --> 01:35:49.680
me? Because that's what I do on the show is I

01:35:49.680 --> 01:35:52.279
relate things to me. I find her so freaking hot.

01:35:53.439 --> 01:35:56.300
Ohio Supreme Court has declined to hear another

01:35:56.300 --> 01:35:58.819
appeal from the Strong's a woman convicted of

01:35:58.819 --> 01:36:01.479
killing two people in that crash. She has that

01:36:01.479 --> 01:36:03.859
like annoying pretty privilege comes from rich

01:36:03.859 --> 01:36:06.260
girl energy where she thinks she can get away

01:36:06.260 --> 01:36:09.789
with it. Oh, and your boyfriend was a drug dealer.

01:36:09.869 --> 01:36:12.689
Who cares? Everyone's a drug dealer in high school.

01:36:12.770 --> 01:36:16.210
You're still a loser. How does it feel that you

01:36:16.210 --> 01:36:18.409
think you're better than everybody, but now you

01:36:18.409 --> 01:36:20.390
got to poop in front of other people? Because

01:36:20.390 --> 01:36:23.069
that's what we do every day is we poop. And you're

01:36:23.069 --> 01:36:26.130
doing it in prison next to women. And you get

01:36:26.130 --> 01:36:29.430
to spend 15 years in there. You're honestly lucky.

01:36:29.689 --> 01:36:32.130
A man would have got 30 years, but you only got

01:36:32.130 --> 01:36:34.920
15. Candace here is live in Strongsville this

01:36:34.920 --> 01:36:36.300
morning with the latest. Good morning, Candace.

01:36:36.319 --> 01:36:38.760
And you make that city look bad, you mom. Candace.

01:36:41.100 --> 01:36:43.319
They need to work on that five -second delay.

01:36:43.640 --> 01:36:45.840
Good morning, Danita. And this latest ruling,

01:36:46.079 --> 01:36:48.779
it leaves decisions made by lower courts in place.

01:36:48.880 --> 01:36:50.819
And it means that Mackenzie Cirilla's latest

01:36:50.819 --> 01:36:54.119
bid at having a new trial will not move forward.

01:36:54.300 --> 01:36:57.579
Hell yeah! If this was ill -annoyed, they'd be

01:36:57.579 --> 01:36:59.479
like, yeah, let her free. We let all the criminals

01:36:59.479 --> 01:37:01.840
go free. And this is a decision that was made

01:37:01.840 --> 01:37:04.859
by the Ohio Supreme Court that came down on Tuesday.

01:37:05.239 --> 01:37:08.539
Oh, yeah. Sharilla is serving 15 years to life

01:37:08.539 --> 01:37:10.420
in prison. She ain't getting, she'll get out

01:37:10.420 --> 01:37:12.899
in seven and a half. After being convicted of

01:37:12.899 --> 01:37:15.460
intent. God, she's so hot. It bothers me how

01:37:15.460 --> 01:37:17.989
attracted I am to her. intentionally crashing

01:37:17.989 --> 01:37:21.090
her SUV into a Strongsville business at around

01:37:21.090 --> 01:37:23.970
100 miles per hour. I just saw the video. Oh,

01:37:23.970 --> 01:37:26.970
my God. I have never seen it. What a dirty, rotten

01:37:26.970 --> 01:37:30.010
moron. Killing her boyfriend, Dominic Russo,

01:37:30.109 --> 01:37:33.750
and their friend, Davion Flanagan. She's got

01:37:33.750 --> 01:37:35.729
to sit in prison thinking about it. And then

01:37:35.729 --> 01:37:38.489
her stupid, narcissistic, loser parents enable

01:37:38.489 --> 01:37:43.250
it. You're a failure in life. You'll get out

01:37:43.250 --> 01:37:46.270
at age 37. You might even get out sooner. And

01:37:46.270 --> 01:37:48.029
you might be able to live some type of a job,

01:37:48.130 --> 01:38:29.430
but you'll always be remembered as a brat. They

01:38:29.430 --> 01:38:32.109
used to harbor it here. We think this is art.

01:38:32.189 --> 01:38:34.210
It could be worse, though. At least we're not

01:38:34.210 --> 01:38:39.090
Detroit. We're not Detroit. The masses, sports,

01:38:39.250 --> 01:38:40.689
you know, keep people from looking at their own

01:38:40.689 --> 01:38:42.789
lives and realizing how bad the facts they got,

01:38:42.949 --> 01:38:48.890
you know? I mean, if you can get drunk and paint

01:38:48.890 --> 01:38:51.970
yourself orange and brown every Sunday, you might

01:38:51.970 --> 01:39:04.949
realize, I live in Cleveland. You look around

01:39:04.949 --> 01:39:06.649
at your tiny little house that you can't afford

01:39:06.649 --> 01:39:08.449
because of the mortgage crisis and your horrible

01:39:08.449 --> 01:39:10.869
little sloppy kids who all have diabetes by the

01:39:10.869 --> 01:39:12.289
time they're eight because they live on corn

01:39:12.289 --> 01:39:16.090
syrup and lye. And then you look at your big

01:39:16.090 --> 01:39:18.250
bloated mess of a wife and she waddles towards

01:39:18.250 --> 01:39:20.090
you with her front butt spilling out over the

01:39:20.090 --> 01:39:22.630
top of her ass and long jeans. And you think,

01:39:22.710 --> 01:39:24.449
I'm going to go shoot myself and my pregnant

01:39:24.449 --> 01:39:31.789
small girl daughter, right? Do you regret anything

01:39:31.789 --> 01:39:37.770
that you said about Cleveland? Not at all. You

01:39:37.770 --> 01:39:40.010
think Cleveland's cool? I mean, I never heard

01:39:40.010 --> 01:39:42.050
anybody say, I'm going to Cleveland on vacation.

01:39:42.689 --> 01:39:45.869
What do you mean? What's so great about Cleveland?

01:40:14.409 --> 01:40:17.949
from the outside, whether you're white, or black,

01:40:18.170 --> 01:40:21.670
or Sasquatch even. As long as you follow your

01:40:21.670 --> 01:40:24.850
dreams, no matter how crazy or against the law

01:40:24.850 --> 01:40:28.850
it is. Except for Sasquatch. If your Sasquatch

01:40:28.850 --> 01:40:31.989
rules are different. Forget it, meanwhile, I'm

01:40:31.989 --> 01:40:36.510
a circus freak. That's all I'll ever be. Whatever.

01:40:36.750 --> 01:40:38.590
Finally, I'm one of those guys who can't wait

01:40:38.590 --> 01:40:40.670
to get to work in the morning. Like a dairy cow.

01:40:40.909 --> 01:41:14.270
Ah! Oh, yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

01:41:14.550 --> 01:41:17.699
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! $1 ,000 prostitute, please.

01:41:18.100 --> 01:41:21.819
Oh, do you have any $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good,

01:41:21.920 --> 01:41:24.239
and if you got an albino, send her up, too. In,

01:41:24.300 --> 01:41:27.119
like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so get

01:41:27.119 --> 01:41:30.319
them up here. I had, like, half a bottle of melatonin,

01:41:30.380 --> 01:41:33.800
six beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.

01:41:34.319 --> 01:42:19.600
Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no! What is it

01:42:19.600 --> 01:42:21.640
now, Hoop? Have you turned on the TV lately?

01:42:21.880 --> 01:42:33.800
No, why? to do what they're doing, but these

01:42:33.800 --> 01:42:36.399
boys have got them and more. They're Sack Flashers.

01:42:36.479 --> 01:42:40.760
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01:42:41.500 --> 01:42:44.420
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01:42:44.420 --> 01:42:47.239
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01:42:51.180 --> 01:42:52.939
-hmm. 100 callers get their free Sack Flashers

01:42:52.939 --> 01:42:54.899
cold sack. Operators are standing by. You'll

01:42:54.899 --> 01:42:57.659
be nuts to pass up on this offer. Mm -hmm. I

01:42:57.659 --> 01:42:59.779
made someone a shirt. Yeah. And a nightlight

01:42:59.779 --> 01:43:02.310
or something. Ooh. What's that sign? Where they

01:43:02.310 --> 01:43:05.130
put them firecrackers up your butthole? Now,

01:43:05.149 --> 01:43:07.489
that's a good... No, not that specific sign.

01:43:07.510 --> 01:43:10.449
But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.

01:43:10.510 --> 01:43:13.430
Oh, he loved him a good butthole. I told you

01:43:13.430 --> 01:43:15.750
not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never,

01:43:15.789 --> 01:43:18.069
verbulate that man's name in the house again.

01:43:18.489 --> 01:43:21.170
I don't think he said his name. Some of us were

01:43:21.170 --> 01:43:23.869
a little too busy banging to exchange business

01:43:23.869 --> 01:43:26.829
cards. Don't you go Facebook him on the iBox,

01:43:26.909 --> 01:43:37.409
neither. Sheriff says you raised him down Whoa,

01:43:38.829 --> 01:43:42.229
a real live robot. Or is that some kind of cheesy

01:43:42.229 --> 01:43:45.930
New Year's costume? Bite my shiny metal ass.

01:43:46.470 --> 01:43:49.010
It doesn't look so shiny to me. It's shinier

01:43:49.010 --> 01:44:26.989
than yours, meatbag. And that is that. Hoppy

01:44:26.989 --> 01:44:37.289
Hour. Hoppy Hour. It's time for Hoppy. Good morning.

01:44:40.489 --> 01:44:43.130
RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be right

01:44:43.130 --> 01:44:58.590
back. As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

01:44:58.590 --> 01:45:01.310
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

01:45:01.310 --> 01:45:04.010
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

01:45:04.270 --> 01:45:34.939
so stick around, folks. blow the candles out

01:45:34.939 --> 01:45:49.159
blow the candles out blow the candles out Blow

01:45:49.159 --> 01:45:51.199
the candles out, pull the all -white phantom

01:45:51.199 --> 01:45:53.039
out I'm a gun with the pants and the shirt and

01:45:53.039 --> 01:45:54.279
the shoes and the hat With the shades and the

01:45:54.279 --> 01:45:55.500
shades and the watch is the reason I'm standing

01:45:55.500 --> 01:45:57.579
now That's where ice will spin that cake while

01:45:57.579 --> 01:46:00.159
I take the icing off the cake It's Custa Vida,

01:46:00.159 --> 01:46:02.020
y 'all Come on, everybody, let's go, Custa Vida,

01:46:02.159 --> 01:47:19.590
y 'all This bad new Gucci bag matching Gucci

01:47:19.590 --> 01:47:22.529
pumps Shoes matching the belt Skirt matching

01:47:22.529 --> 01:47:25.229
the blouse Chain matching the rank Yeah, I'm

01:47:25.229 --> 01:47:28.189
doing my thang Got, got so many haters Why is

01:47:28.189 --> 01:47:30.789
so many hatin'? Feels like a mental patient I

01:47:30.789 --> 01:47:33.130
floss like a dentist patient This shit testin'

01:47:33.130 --> 01:47:35.729
my patience This shit workin' my nerves I'm gettin'

01:47:35.829 --> 01:47:37.770
spinnin' that money like a church in the face

01:47:37.770 --> 01:47:40.069
Layin' on, yeah, the skin blowin' Twistin' the

01:47:40.069 --> 01:47:45.130
wheels, it's like Yeah, whoppin' those pants

01:47:52.339 --> 01:47:55.579
I'm a hood star and I'm partying like a rock

01:47:55.579 --> 01:47:58.619
star I'm better on lean at my picture game meeting

01:47:58.619 --> 01:48:00.920
You can't upgrade me, mommy, I'm the boss of

01:48:00.920 --> 01:48:04.100
the team I do it like my school, I do it like

01:48:04.100 --> 01:48:06.300
my school I do it like my school, I do it like

01:48:06.300 --> 01:48:07.520
my school I do it like my school, I do it like

01:48:07.520 --> 01:48:08.020
my school I do it like my school, I do it like

01:48:08.020 --> 01:48:09.039
my school I do it like my school, I do it like

01:48:09.039 --> 01:48:10.020
my school I do it like my school, I do it like

01:48:10.020 --> 01:48:13.039
my school I do it like my school, I do it like

01:48:13.039 --> 01:48:19.159
my school I do it like my school, I do it like

01:48:19.159 --> 01:48:40.210
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back on Hoppy Hour and keep this party going.

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Hammerin' Hank, which you can hear on The Hammerin'

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feed. People with autism are often treated like

01:52:21.159 --> 01:52:24.420
they are different. Believe me, we are. Hi, this

01:52:24.420 --> 01:52:27.100
is Henry Oaks, and my buddies may have known

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me as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled as slow when

01:52:30.319 --> 01:52:32.800
I started school. Come to find out at the age

01:52:32.800 --> 01:52:36.109
of 12. The doctors decided I was autistic. Now

01:52:36.109 --> 01:52:38.710
at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's

01:52:38.710 --> 01:52:40.989
degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the

01:52:40.989 --> 01:52:43.649
San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.

01:52:43.909 --> 01:52:46.909
So yes, I am different. People of autism have

01:52:46.909 --> 01:52:50.510
no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,

01:52:50.710 --> 01:52:54.170
love, and learn to gain education and join the

01:52:54.170 --> 01:52:57.869
workforce. I did it, and so can anyone else of

01:52:57.869 --> 01:53:01.050
autism. So when you meet someone with autism,

01:53:01.170 --> 01:53:04.140
don't feel sorry for them. Work with them. Find

01:53:04.140 --> 01:53:07.300
out for yourself that autism isn't a disease,

01:53:07.420 --> 01:53:10.460
it's a condition. To find out more about autism,

01:53:10.659 --> 01:53:14.819
please visit autismspeaks .org. Autism Speaks.

01:53:14.819 --> 01:53:54.100
It's time to listen. Autism Speaks. Outro Music

01:54:03.600 --> 01:54:05.579
Don't blaze, you're nothing that's gonna save

01:54:05.579 --> 01:54:09.000
you. Pets on the street, pets on the beat. If

01:54:09.000 --> 01:54:11.939
you wanna bounce, that's everyone to me. City

01:54:11.939 --> 01:54:15.439
shot time, where I pull it down. Ain't no limit,

01:54:15.579 --> 01:54:18.079
drop a beat, it's about to pound. Calls out a

01:54:18.079 --> 01:54:20.460
lot, cause you know I call the shots. Stacking

01:54:20.460 --> 01:54:48.619
paper like the bacon for the zone. I'm guilty

01:54:48.619 --> 01:54:51.699
to the representin' my own team Super ugly with

01:54:51.699 --> 01:54:54.039
a stack of money, it's the Gator King By the

01:54:54.039 --> 01:54:56.060
bar, commission pimpin', it's the Gator team

01:54:56.060 --> 01:54:58.199
Y 'all don't know me, do it, don't Gator, Gator

01:54:58.199 --> 01:55:01.000
One, I'm real, I'm spinnin' And I ain't even

01:55:01.000 --> 01:55:03.420
drivin', I'm just fuckin' loud pippin' Slide

01:55:03.420 --> 01:55:05.760
off in the club, spendin' mannish in the 50s

01:55:05.760 --> 01:55:08.460
Don't press no game, that's like an M .L .P.

01:55:08.460 --> 01:55:11.880
What it is, what it do, what it do Come on, shout

01:55:11.880 --> 01:55:14.880
it, let me see you get loose If you bought it,

01:55:14.939 --> 01:55:19.720
you can get some great gold with you Hey, we

01:55:19.720 --> 01:55:23.260
got the remix, we got the flow, we got them getting

01:55:23.260 --> 01:55:32.960
down on the floor. Hey, get over here. Hey, you.

01:55:33.659 --> 01:55:35.979
Hey, shout it, let me see you getting loose.

01:55:36.180 --> 01:55:42.880
We getting loose. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:55:43.279 --> 01:55:46.760
Let me win, I'll change. in my journey, I walk

01:55:46.760 --> 01:55:50.420
too high like it's pumpkin, smoke, drank, smoke,

01:55:50.539 --> 01:55:54.039
we just stay, smoke, drank, smoke, we just stay

01:55:54.039 --> 01:55:57.199
dead, all on the earth, I don't need courage,

01:55:57.619 --> 01:56:00.640
speech all slurred, nothing in my cup, this shit

01:56:00.640 --> 01:56:02.979
is all good, now I'm hiding, the motherfucker

01:56:02.979 --> 01:56:06.420
making up words, looking like men, I like them

01:56:06.420 --> 01:56:09.140
light skinned, two at a time, now I'm winning

01:56:09.140 --> 01:56:12.380
10 -20, Tony Gray do, I can't wait to see them

01:56:34.169 --> 01:56:40.170
We be getting broke down We be getting broke

01:56:40.170 --> 01:56:42.529
down We be getting broke down We be getting broke

01:56:42.529 --> 01:57:15.979
down Down to the ground We'll be right back.

01:57:45.279 --> 01:57:48.199
Classes, MMA classes, whatever the hell you need.

01:57:48.319 --> 01:57:51.800
I'll go. Hi there. Watchfaceprinting .com, the

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Business cards, posters, yard signs, whatever

01:57:58.180 --> 01:58:00.560
the hell you need, print it out. I'll go. Hi

01:58:00.560 --> 01:58:06.760
there. Finally, I mentally all like me. If you

01:58:06.760 --> 01:58:08.960
live in Florida or Maryland, go to counselingoncall

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.net and there you can sign on. We're going to

01:58:16.140 --> 01:58:17.779
come back and I'll be out and keep this party

01:58:17.779 --> 01:58:21.619
going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco

01:58:21.619 --> 01:58:25.579
DJ, Hammer Hank. I may look normal, but the truth

01:58:25.579 --> 01:58:28.659
is I have a condition known as autism. That's

01:58:28.659 --> 01:58:31.380
right. It's a condition, not a disease. That

01:58:31.380 --> 01:58:34.659
is, autism can strike anyone, regardless of who

01:58:34.659 --> 01:58:37.560
they are. People with autism normally have difficulties

01:58:37.560 --> 01:58:40.079
in verbal and nonverbal communication skills,

01:58:40.359 --> 01:58:50.920
social interactions, and I beat the odds by having

01:58:50.920 --> 01:58:54.000
loving friends and family, having a college education.

01:58:54.460 --> 01:58:57.279
I have even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area

01:58:57.279 --> 01:59:00.039
as an honorary personality for many years. Always

01:59:00.039 --> 01:59:02.020
remember that people with autism want the same

01:59:02.020 --> 01:59:04.859
things as you, to be happy and successful. To

01:59:04.859 --> 01:59:07.779
find out more about autism, please contact your

01:59:07.779 --> 01:59:10.979
local mental health center or visit autismspeech

01:59:10.979 --> 01:59:13.319
.org. This is Cameron Hanks, and I appreciate

01:59:13.319 --> 01:59:19.890
your kindness. Yeah! Yes! Rizzy, baby. You already

01:59:19.890 --> 01:59:21.689
know what it is. This is the first time I'm high.

01:59:21.789 --> 01:59:23.189
This is the first time I smoke in like three

01:59:23.189 --> 01:59:25.649
months. I'm sorry, mama. I had to do it to him.

01:59:26.869 --> 01:59:32.010
40, I see you. Oh, I see you, homie. I stayed

01:59:32.010 --> 01:59:34.689
late tonight, right? You know what happened when

01:59:34.689 --> 01:59:40.569
I stayed late. Yeah. Boy wonder. I swear it's

01:59:40.569 --> 01:59:52.619
like this every single time. be going right well

01:59:52.619 --> 01:59:56.159
i just flip into the wrong i belong to the office

01:59:56.159 --> 01:59:58.520
i put on we don't ever ask for nothing cause

01:59:58.520 --> 02:00:02.640
them got their own like a mouth full of hot peppers

02:00:02.640 --> 02:00:05.060
black ferrari with the red seats i call it playing

02:00:05.060 --> 02:00:14.939
checkers Has ever been scheduling Million dollar

02:00:14.939 --> 02:00:17.539
meetings with the president Someone cut the lights

02:00:17.539 --> 02:00:21.039
on Where is Thomas Edison Got a new condo Watch

02:00:21.039 --> 02:00:24.699
me as I settle in I deserve an MTV show For me

02:00:24.699 --> 02:00:27.560
and my people And if you tryna zone I got a whole

02:00:27.560 --> 02:00:30.119
switch of sweet fool Rappers all liars And they

02:00:30.119 --> 02:00:32.800
women all deceitful Added to they subtract me

02:00:32.800 --> 02:00:35.699
I'll never be your equal Flash 50's Drizzy Is

02:00:35.699 --> 02:00:38.159
the nigga in the lead now Weezy told me just

02:00:38.159 --> 02:00:40.500
write Every single thing you need down Then he

02:00:40.500 --> 02:00:43.380
got it for me I'm happy as can be now Bout to

02:00:43.380 --> 02:00:46.479
start ballin' like I'm comin' off a rebound Yeah,

02:00:46.560 --> 02:00:49.239
and I should have the most braggin' rights Because

02:00:49.239 --> 02:00:52.279
a nigga's spit cracked, baggin' tight Ain't no

02:00:52.279 --> 02:00:54.119
rappers say they tryin' to get their swagger

02:00:54.119 --> 02:00:56.979
right Cause I'da came with more fire than a dragon

02:00:56.979 --> 02:00:59.920
fight You pussy -ass hater, you should do you

02:00:59.920 --> 02:01:01.899
You ain't heard of me, then you should go and

02:01:01.899 --> 02:01:04.760
get a blue slew Oops, I mean a red clue, Wayne's

02:01:04.760 --> 02:01:08.260
here too Bet he felt that like the end of a full

02:01:08.260 --> 02:01:10.720
queue But I ain't bangin', I ain't wavin' no

02:01:10.810 --> 02:01:14.590
I'm ATF, but they ain't seein' no badge It's

02:01:14.590 --> 02:01:17.130
heartbreak, Drake, I hate to see him so sad I

02:01:17.130 --> 02:01:20.050
could sun you, see a little me in your dad I'm

02:01:20.050 --> 02:01:22.229
the same yellow boy that used to play up on the

02:01:22.229 --> 02:01:24.329
grass Seekin' pockets, twenty thousand to be

02:01:24.329 --> 02:01:27.529
anywhere they ask me Cash like Johnny, banks

02:01:27.529 --> 02:01:30.710
like Ashley Burnin' like a Camelite, stupid hoe,

02:01:30.789 --> 02:01:34.710
ask me But don't ask me shit about me And know

02:01:34.710 --> 02:01:37.609
the game really ain't shit without me She might

02:01:37.609 --> 02:01:40.069
have to pay me, but I dick her down free. Wanna

02:01:40.069 --> 02:01:41.869
know if it's the truth, then pull the zipper

02:01:41.869 --> 02:02:09.270
down and see. That's when I put the buck up to

02:02:09.270 --> 02:02:11.930
him Then buck buck and buck buck and buck buck

02:02:11.930 --> 02:02:15.289
again Suck nut you don't fuck your unlovin' kin

02:02:15.289 --> 02:02:18.989
Now don't rub it in like Luvederm on a new tattoo

02:02:18.989 --> 02:02:22.590
I had to kick my princess up off my cassock That

02:02:22.590 --> 02:02:25.350
hoot, never had that dude Always had a black

02:02:25.350 --> 02:02:27.770
tooth Even when I was at school Cause bullies

02:02:27.770 --> 02:02:31.420
aren't bullies Probably ain't as good as you

02:02:31.420 --> 02:02:33.880
Stupid motherfucker, the only thing in the hood

02:02:33.880 --> 02:02:36.119
is you I do everything good as you know I do

02:02:36.119 --> 02:02:38.579
everything better I get paid for every letter

02:02:38.579 --> 02:02:42.939
A, B, C, except Fetch a bone Like a dog motherfucker

02:02:42.939 --> 02:02:45.899
I am gone for your neck Intercept, intercept,

02:02:46.159 --> 02:02:48.939
bring it back Like work in the trunk and my exit

02:02:48.939 --> 02:02:51.439
coming up Yeah, I am headed to the butt like

02:03:24.960 --> 02:03:34.640
I'm too busy to play father, and when it comes

02:03:34.640 --> 02:03:36.899
to the game, I'm too willing to play harder,

02:03:36.899 --> 02:03:41.350
so harder I do, there he They check MVP when

02:03:41.350 --> 02:03:45.350
I shoot a free throw CEO, that's what they do

02:03:45.350 --> 02:03:47.789
The haters on their face and then their ass is

02:03:47.789 --> 02:03:52.029
a shoe Faster than you, badder than you, radder

02:03:52.029 --> 02:03:55.350
than you, etc I told you I get beat by the letter

02:03:55.350 --> 02:04:00.770
like A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N,

02:04:00.770 --> 02:04:06.869
O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V W, X, Y, Z, C, T, Y, S,

02:04:07.029 --> 02:04:12.850
E, R, That was just a footnote, how long can

02:04:12.850 --> 02:04:15.630
he could go? Wondering when he stop, bitch when

02:04:15.630 --> 02:04:19.270
the beat stop. So I'ma keep rockin' to the sheetrock.

02:04:19.350 --> 02:04:23.329
Bend in the heat, I send burnt skin. The end.

02:04:25.710 --> 02:04:40.220
Young Moolah, baby. With some new screams Syndicated

02:04:40.220 --> 02:04:42.800
scarl Now it's time to shatter dreams Oh the

02:04:42.800 --> 02:04:46.100
happy hour is coming still close Radio waves

02:04:46.100 --> 02:04:48.899
made it like a wilting prose Laughter and joy

02:04:48.899 --> 02:04:51.739
dissolving in the air But we'll keep the rhythm

02:04:51.739 --> 02:05:00.239
Oh life's just so unfair All night's buzzing

02:05:00.239 --> 02:05:02.939
but the laughter's growing dim Ear drums mixed

02:05:02.939 --> 02:05:05.880
in happy like fingers without rings VHX to FM,

02:05:06.079 --> 02:05:08.350
shoutouts hit the street But soon the sound will

02:05:08.350 --> 02:05:11.050
vanish like shadows in the heat. Oh, the happy

02:05:11.050 --> 02:05:14.850
hour is coming to a close. Radio is fading like

02:05:14.850 --> 02:05:18.010
a wilting rose. Laughter and joy dissolving in

02:05:18.010 --> 02:05:20.550
the air. But we'll keep the rhythm. Oh, life's

02:05:20.550 --> 02:05:28.989
just so unfair. Oh, life's buzzing, but the laughter's

02:05:28.989 --> 02:05:31.829
rolling dim. Ear drums mix in happy like fingers

02:05:31.829 --> 02:05:34.670
without rings. G -H -X to F -M, shout outs hit

02:05:34.670 --> 02:05:36.789
the street. Soon as y 'all will get it, like

02:05:36.789 --> 02:06:03.989
the shadows in the heat Now it's time to face

02:06:03.989 --> 02:06:06.770
the silence like the TV on Snow Riot Hoppy held

02:06:06.770 --> 02:06:09.609
the mic with humor so divine The void left in

02:06:09.609 --> 02:06:18.449
our hearts wider than a canyon line Lines Empty

02:06:18.449 --> 02:06:20.489
speakers, silent thighs, but coming to an end

02:06:20.489 --> 02:06:22.590
Like a roller coaster, stopping while the rivers

02:06:22.590 --> 02:06:25.729
bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs, he's our daily grind

02:06:25.729 --> 02:06:28.210
Now silence while remembering thoughts we can't

02:06:28.210 --> 02:07:11.020
rewind Oh, the Hoppy Hour And like that, it's

02:07:11.020 --> 02:07:13.880
gone. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever

02:07:13.880 --> 02:07:19.140
we're going outside, all I smell is poop. I'll

02:07:19.140 --> 02:07:23.300
get you a Lula, and we'll call it a day. Poppy

02:07:23.300 --> 02:07:39.609
Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is now over. Game

02:07:39.609 --> 02:07:51.329
over. This concludes our broadcast day. Good

02:07:51.329 --> 02:07:53.510
night, and God bless America.