National Iced Tea Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.10.26)
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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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Stand by. I am so surprised. It's not at all.
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About his next headline. You're telling me our
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relationship that began on infidelity doesn't
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last? No way. Oh, and I saw this coming. Everybody
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knows that Ariana Grande is a side chick. She
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cheated on Dalton Gomez with Ethan Slater, aka
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SpongeBob, and he cheated on his high school
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sweetheart with her. And after three years, they
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break up. Oh yeah, that wicked energy of them
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making those two movies. You know, once they
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got to know each other, they realized they're
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losers. TMZ has learned Ariana Grande and Ethan
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Slater have officially called it quits, and it
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turns out the pair have been broken up for months.
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Yeah, I kind of saw it there. Because we have
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not seen reports of them. They were all over
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Instagram. We love each other. And they were
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so nauseating. And she was talking about it on
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Good Morning America. Like it's a real relationship.
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And she's not a side chick. And all of a sudden,
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you don't hear from them. Sources close to the
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former. You left your wife and kid for nothing,
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you loser. Tell TMZ the split was amicable. I'm
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sure it was. And now he lost his family. I mean,
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he still has his kid. And he loves his girl.
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And she looks like Skeletor anyway. And they
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are still remaining friends. Oh, I'm sure they're
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totally friends. Still supportive of one another.
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All right. We were told they gave this breakup
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serious consideration. Yeah, you know, you gotta
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think about it. He had a really good man in Dalton
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Gomez. a very hardworking, famous realtor in
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LA, and he had a woman that cared about him during
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his ups and downs, and they left each other for
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nothing. And ultimately decided to end their
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romantic relationship. Our sources tell us Ariana's
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new album is not inspired by the breakup. Oh,
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I'm sure totally not. Shut up. Nor is any of
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the music about her relationship with Ethan at
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all. That's a lie. How are we supposed to believe
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you? You started off in a relationship on infidelity.
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How are we supposed to believe you? As TMZ previously
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reported, The two connected while working on
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Wicked together. Oh yeah, the Wicked romance.
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And then they came out in public. Oh yeah, they
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were coming. Looked together in July of 2023,
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right after Ariana had separated from her then
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-husband. That was three years ago, wow. Dalton
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Gomez. And around the same time, Ethan had split
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with his then -wife, Lily J. That is called cheating!
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And a cheater's a never -win. I've seen it with
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money, man. I've cheated on their life. It never
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wins. Unless the woman wants to stay with the
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man for the money. Then I think you win. 8, 5,
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6, a 40, a 9, a hobby. I don't play. I don't
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like guys playing either. But I'm a tramp. I'm
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fully aware of shit. Would you be okay with your
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son acting like glue? I can't control no man.
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Yeah, you know. Or you can kind of like let them
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get out of your body. And say, hey, go on my
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back. I'm just saying. That's not going to do
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what the hell they want to do. It's a graveyard
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down there. Also, she would have had like seven
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kids. I think that's a kid in the background.
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I love how, listen. It's a video. Very controversial
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opinion. But I am very pro -gay. Well, that's
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not what I'm talking about. I know I said that.
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I'm very much pro -abortion. To a point. Now,
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if it's early on, it's fine. But, ladies and
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gentlemen, boys and girls, if you're just letting
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guys finish you all the time and you have six
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of them, The song by Nelly Furtado, really applies
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to that. I don't get dudes that, it's so funny.
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I'll talk to dudes that get a girl pregnant,
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and they're like, oh yeah dude, I swear I pulled
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out. And I'm like, did you really pull out? No,
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not really, but I did pull out. No, why'd you
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feel a tingle? You gotta abort. Or then you're
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gonna have to abort. No, why don't you be all
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dingle, lay on the bed and say, hey, let's finish
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this up and watch SportsCenter. Um, when you
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claim a blue knot, but you did not. You really
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didn't. And that last woman was baby, it was
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Blueface's baby mama. do you notice how what
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it was every everybody else's kid she didn't
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want it one the rich guy knocked her up she wanted
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a kid uh cardi b has a message about haters something
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you gotta let the hate go you gotta let that
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hate go you wanna know why because the way i'm
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putting things together the way i'm planning
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things out I'm going to keep on winning. She
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has the short hair wig on. So you know she means
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business in this video. And you're literally
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going to die watching me win over and over and
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over again. And you're going to die anyway someday.
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Now, if you're banking on my downfall, it's not
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going to happen. That's how I feel about my haters.
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They always try to run their mouth into my face.
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They hide like leathers. It's never going to
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happen. I have some bad days that you might get
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a little key out of, but I'm never going to fall.
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Like, I promise you, I promise you I'm not your
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enemy. No, you probably are. You used to rob
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guys. I mean, there's probably somebody out there
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that's preying on your downfall, but not me,
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though, because I don't give a fuck about you.
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Man, he's dirty. Mmm. She's naughty. She can
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bring the ruckus whenever. Hey, there they come.
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Talking about his new relationship. I met the
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person, you guys. We met at my friend Justin's
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July 4th party last year. And I gave him a fire
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tonight. So it was 11 months ago, and I saw him
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from across the party. Ah, romantic, so adorable.
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Almost didn't go to the party, you guys. I almost
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didn't go. And I dragged myself out. I never
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get invited to gay parties in, I wonder why,
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the Hamptons anymore. And I was like, you know
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what? I don't get invited to parties because
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I'm a loud mouth. Let me just go. I went, I was,
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I went. And I was like, I gotta talk to this
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guy. Who is this guy? And I went, we talked all
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night. Oh yeah, I love when you have that at
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a party. Although, I'll be talking to girls,
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not guys. This man is kind and strong and smart.
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And he's an adult. And he loves my children.
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Oh, that's good! By the way, I like how he hides
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his kids' faces. They didn't sign up for that.
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And they love him, and I love him. We've not
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had one fight. We haven't had a disagreement.
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So now you're starting to jinx it. I remember
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when I said that on the radio. I never had a
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fight with Max. Then we broke up a year later.
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That's good. Let's go on with Andy Collins. It
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looks like Andy Cohen may be in love. I love
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Andy Cohen. I really respect him. Oh, he doesn't
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show his kid's face. Mm -hmm. Hey, inside of
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us. I'm in a place of, I'm living my joy. Oh,
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yeah. Like Oprah. Getting pounded from behind.
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That's the King of Bravo celebrating his 58th
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birthday. Wow. Holding hands with businessman
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Kevin Sobieski. He's 42 years old. I'm wondering
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about him. New York on Tuesday. What do you think?
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Do you want a husband? Sure, I would love a husband.
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The guys have reportedly been dating for a few
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months. There they are, all smiles on a Miami
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vacay in April. How cute! So who is Andy's rumored
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new man? The Harvard Business School graduate
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works at a private equity and investment firm.
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Oh, yeah. See the ball and the power. Mm -hmm.
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Previously dated Oscar -winning composer, Binge
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Passage. Passage got him good again. The people
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that I tend to be attracted to aren't looking
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to be in the spotlight. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. That's
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the best thing you got to do as a public figure.
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I don't care what your sexual orientation is.
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If you're dating somebody and you're in the public
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eye and they want to be in the public eye, they're
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a clout chaser. And you know Andy Kahn was trying
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to avoid that. And there's an ancillary spotlight
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that comes with dating me. And then also, they
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have to date someone with a kid, and so they
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have to... I love how he blocks his kid's face,
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man. Good for you. Protect those kids. Mm -hmm.
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Be on board for that. This would be Andy's first
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public relationship in nearly eight years. I
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hope it all works out. Now, do I think the Bravo
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shows are trash? Of course. But I love what's
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happening next, whatever name it shows. I love
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Andy Cohen. I love Radio Andy. I'll see you next
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time. I love his body of work. Of course, fans
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have always shipped him with his good friends,
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John Mayer and Anderson Cooper. Yeah, him and
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Anderson do not seem like they could date, though.
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Anderson's not fun enough. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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Oh, yeah. It's frickin' Wednesday. It's hump
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day. Are you all ready for the greatest broadcast
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of all time to ever hear and to ever reach someone's
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eardrums? That would be not Hoppy Hour. And now,
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back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
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Hot 97 .7. He is the misfit of radio and he is
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fine with that. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with
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Ryan Hoppy. Attention, FM DJs, your morning show
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prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive, and
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those are his good qualities. A sick person with
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a powerful tool. Welcome to Happy Hour. door
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is closing hi this is ryan hoppy's mom and you're
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listening to hoppy hour welcome back to hoppy
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hour with ryan hoppy yes now no no no no if i
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hit this button boom the whole program's gonna
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start okay we'll hit it all right The semen was
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so big. And now for something completely different.
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Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.
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This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Hoppy. Testing
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on one, two, three. Is this mic on? I believe
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it is. What's happening? This is Hoppy Hour.
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I am your host, Ryan Hoppy. You can always leave
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You can always email me, RyanHoppyRadio, at a
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gmail, a dot, a com. Run! info on this award
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winning podcast. RyanHoppyRadio .com I have recorded
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between Hoppy Hour and the Hank Show. I have
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recorded 145 shows this year and 525 videos and
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that's probably a little bit of why I'm burnt
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out. I don't even know what I want to talk about
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first. I'm like overwhelmed by all the prep I
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have here. But then when I'm done with this show,
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I'm real proud of myself. I do want to say this.
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This is something I thought about last night.
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And I was... For people that are in Tampa Bay,
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you would get this reference. I was on Gandy
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Boulevard. I was heading to Tampa Bay. And I
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went on the exit that takes you towards the thing
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that is known as Tampa. You go left. If you go
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right, you go to St. Pete. And when I first moved
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here, I loved when you would either get off at
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Gandy or get on at Gandy. you would see the trees.
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It was like a video game. And I remember my ex's
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grandpa told me there used to be all these trees.
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And this is when he told me in 2017, rest in
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peace, dude. He told me there were all these
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trees that were in St. Pete and they were getting
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knocked down. And now I see the tree is gone
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on like 275. And I'm like, man, like, I don't
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know. I don't know what to say. This is dead,
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dude. I get you have to make more money for toll
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lanes, but God, it's the trees. Even the trees,
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like when you get out at 275 from the Howard
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Franklin at West Shore. It's just becoming so
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different. Because I moved here in 2015. Now
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I know a lot of my listeners are in Rochester,
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New York, and Cleveland, Chicago, and the Valley
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in California, and San Francisco, and Fresno.
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So you might not know what I'm talking about,
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but it's like... Damn, dude. Can we save the
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trays? I think being in St. Pete for 11 years
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has made me into a bit of a hippie. I definitely
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smoke enough to be one. And the other thing,
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ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, is the
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fact that I moved here in 2015. So I moved here
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before everyone else did. And what do I mean
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by that? I saw the old Tampa Bay beginning to
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change. But it did not change fully until about
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2021 when everybody from the Northeast was like,
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oh, I'm going to move here. By the way, it's
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a little bit of, I don't want to say old news.
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It's been happening for a long time. Not been
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happening. This is such a terrible announcement
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for a friend. No, but seriously, my friend Anthony
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and his beautiful wife Abigail gave birth to
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their daughter. Congrats, guys. Very proud. I'm
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going to be cousin Ryan holding that baby on
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farts. I'm kidding. I do hope I get to hold the
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baby because it'll be the closest I ever get
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to hold a baby because I'm not having a kid because
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I got a vasectomy. There I am making the announcement
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about my friend having a beautiful baby. How
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about me? That's what I'm really good at. I'm
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really good at saying something and then making
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it about me. Right, because I'm an only child.
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All right, let's see what's going on in the world.
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There's so much. I mean... You know, when every
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radio show starts off and they're like, oh, we
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got so much to talk. But today, we do have a
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lot to talk about. Jennifer Lopez went on what's,
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watch, I always forget the name of Andy Cohen's
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show, but it's Andy Cohen's Watch What's Happening
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Live. Yeah, that one. Jennifer Lopez told everybody
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to stay out of her DMs. We've been talking about
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love. I am kind of wondering, do you check your
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DMs, Jennifer? No. You don't. Waiting for tonight.
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Oh, I will be looking at my DMs. What if some
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amazing Spanish soccer player DMs you? I think
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they would be able to find me, no? No. If he
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really wanted to find me, he could find me. Where
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can I find you? Mm -hmm. Really? Mm -hmm. Not
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through Instagram. I will say, DMs are just so,
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like, God. Even when you send it, you're just
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trying to get your rocks on. And once you send
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it, you're like, God, that was just... Especially,
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okay, if the girl responds, it's exciting. I
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had this stupid thing I did. Where, um... I would
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hang out with this nightclub DJ douchebag I used
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to have as a co -host. Happy OGs, remember that
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fool? He used to get me into the VIP section.
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And I'd be drunk. So what would happen was I'd
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be talking to girls and getting their Instagram
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and they usually would not follow back, whatever.
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But the thing, ladies and gentlemen, boys and
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girls, is I would be nervous to talk to them
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in person. But then... Send them a DM at like
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2 a .m. Like, oh, it was good to meet you. And
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then when I hear people, when I hear girls say
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that they hate when guys do that, I've seen like
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Twitter videos about it. I'm like, oh my Lord,
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that was me. I hate when I hear about like a
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guy doing something and I'm like, oh, I used
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to do that in the Tony Tons. Here's that hot
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piece of ass. Alexandria Ocasio -Cortez, AOC.
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Disgusting. hunter biden's addiction recovery
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being admirable you have your finger on the pulse
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of the democrat party and someone that's cutting
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through right now is hunter biden whether people
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like him or not he's able to communicate talk
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about issues i mean is this someone that you
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think should run for office or people should
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start taking seriously as part of the party well
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you know i think Man, she is so pretty. I don't
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I don't know what Hunter Biden's plans are, but,
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you know, I've sat in the same room as him when
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he offered deposition and was interviewed by
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Republicans and by Democrats on the Oversight
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Committee. And I can tell you he is a very. a
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compelling advocate. Yeah, it's a thing you often
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hear about Hunter Biden. Remember there was a
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video about his baby mamas and all his side chicks.
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They all had an intervention and there were like
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seven women in the room, including his wife.
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And they said it was the most unawkward thing
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ever because he just has this likability about
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him. You're like, you know, if you were to go
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to Ybor City with Hunter Biden, you would die.
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on addiction and recovery. He's able to speak
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really to people's hearts and their experiences.
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There you go. You know Hunter Biden watched that
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video and was like, hopefully I get to plow her.
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And as Maggie says, the former bartender, heaven
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forbid a woman have a job. Cardi B discusses
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Donald Trump being at the Knicks game. What a
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blast. The Knicks lost. I love Cardi B. She's
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eating a Spongebob popsicle. I'm still so proud
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of them. And I'm still so proud of them because
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it's just like, you know, it's not like they
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lost by like mad points and shit like that. Yeah,
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points. It was working. It's just like it is
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what it is. On Wednesday, I think before the
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game, all Knicks fans should get on my live and
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we should pray all together. Yeah, prayer is
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stupid. I think we should have a prayer circle.
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Listen, I don't like Trump. I think he's a creep.
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But he is not the reason that Jalen Brunson had
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as many turnovers as assists. For the Knicks
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to win, Wemby in person really like a giraffe.
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He is so tall. Let me see how tall Cardi B is.
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Cardi B height. She is 5 '3". What is Wemby's
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height? Wemby. Give me a second. He is 7 '4".
00:21:44.140 --> 00:21:48.700
He is two feet taller than Cardi B. He is about,
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let me see. He's about six inches taller than
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me because I'm 6 '9". I never see somebody so
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tall before. It's like, wow. I want that meat
00:22:01.259 --> 00:22:07.319
in my mouth. What the fuck? making us do mad
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circles man everything i wasn't even i wasn't
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even gonna complain because i kind of get it
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but it was damn that was kind of likable carly
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b a lot of times she's bitching and moaning like
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an annoying heck so sometimes nice when carly
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b is like you know delightful she probably just
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got lane here's uh stephen a smith responding
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to trump calling him low iq you want to talk
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about iq i I could say I put my IQ up against
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yours any day of the week. I could ask you why
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you've been running from me the last year since
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I wanted to talk to you. Yeah, that's a good
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point. Because Trump's a coward! I could ask
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you to debate me. I don't need to hear that.
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I'm not a big Stephen A guy. And I have a few
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radio mentors that are executives. I am not bragging,
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maybe a little bit. But what I'm saying is they
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all say he's a good guy, but it's just not my
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thing. I don't hate it. I don't hate it on the
00:23:07.349 --> 00:23:12.490
game. The guy makes bank. But now he's all about
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the Knicks, even though he was hated on Jalen
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Brunson. He's bad for the culture. You know,
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I look at him. And you go, oh yeah, he's good
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for the culture. He's kind of like Joe Budden
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in that factor. Diamond Brown, the baby mama
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of Chris Brown, calls Chris Brown an Instagram
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dad and shares his text messages. What a dirty
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rat and hag. You're making it about Jim. Because
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deep down, you know you're a loser. And you've
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always been a loser. And frankly. How does it
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feel? Unless you have a kid with Chris Brown,
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you're a nobody. Who's ever gone? Oh my God.
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Such a fan. This next headline, I'm going to
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preface it by saying this. So that Carmelo Anthony
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that starts with a K. K -A -R -M -A -L -L, the
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murderer out of Texas. Do I think Carmelo Anthony
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should have been found guilty? Of course. But
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the kid that he murdered was not innocent. They
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got into an altercation. But why are you bringing
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a knife to attract me? And here's all I'm going
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to say. Our country's getting really separated
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race -wise because it's kind of sad that Carmelo
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Anthony threw his whole life away. He's getting
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35 years. He'll get out when he's 54. But, I
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mean, my mom will be 103 when he gets out. That's
00:25:01.099 --> 00:25:06.240
in a long time. 104. Hopefully. 35 years. That
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is 2061. But he murdered somebody. And I absolutely
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despise. And I absolutely hate that it turned
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into race. Because I see in the comment section
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and stuff, oh, if he was mayonnaise, he'd get
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away with it. He murdered somebody! The arguments
00:25:28.240 --> 00:25:30.940
are underway in Carmelo Anthony's trial and his...
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Oh, you have to peep out the word murder? That
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is so pussified. I wish some of these pages,
00:25:36.279 --> 00:25:39.960
like TMZ, Hollywood School, no, rest in peace,
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Hollywood School Bill was like seven years ago.
00:25:41.259 --> 00:25:46.819
Hollywood Life, Shannon. My mixtapes, all these
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Instagram pages I go to, I wish they would just
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fight the algorithm and just still type in the
00:25:51.599 --> 00:25:54.960
words that are offensive and still say them.
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Because the algorithm wouldn't hide that. But
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you got to bow down to the algorithm, I guess.
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His defense team says the teen had no choice
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but to defend himself when Austin Metcalf confronted
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him at a Texas high school track meet. Defense
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attorney Mike Howard told the jury Austin had
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no legal right to put his hands on Carmelo. Okay.
00:26:15.289 --> 00:26:18.769
So you tackle him to the ground and pin him there
00:26:18.769 --> 00:26:24.410
until a teacher comes. That doesn't mean you
00:26:24.410 --> 00:26:27.210
murder somebody. Or use force to remove him from
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the tent they were under. Also, why do you have
00:26:28.869 --> 00:26:31.150
a knife at a track meet? At the Texas high school
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track meet. There you go. We'll have more info
00:26:34.970 --> 00:26:41.910
about that later on. 856 -49 -Hobby. That's 856
00:26:41.910 --> 00:26:50.960
-494 -6773. So, Soja Boy says he threatens to
00:26:50.960 --> 00:26:54.380
start beefing with Kaisa Nott if Kaisa Nott doesn't
00:26:54.380 --> 00:26:58.059
start streaming again. I like Soja Boy's music.
00:26:58.519 --> 00:27:03.339
I mean, it's good. It's corny, but it's good
00:27:03.339 --> 00:27:07.140
corny. But the thing is, he is like a grown man
00:27:07.140 --> 00:27:11.180
arguing with kids. Very strange. Alan Jackson
00:27:11.180 --> 00:27:15.269
says... I'm ready to defend Nick Rainer if logistics
00:27:15.269 --> 00:27:18.609
can be worked out. Had a trust. He had a trust
00:27:18.609 --> 00:27:21.569
well before the passing of his parents. That
00:27:21.569 --> 00:27:25.130
trust is an irrevocable trust that is his money.
00:27:25.430 --> 00:27:28.089
It's in the name of a trustee. He is the beneficiary
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and that trustee has a duty and an obligation.
00:27:31.119 --> 00:27:33.559
to see to that trust in the best interests of
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his client, and that client is one person, that's
00:27:35.839 --> 00:27:38.740
Nick Reiner. That's what the money that the lawsuit
00:27:38.740 --> 00:27:40.859
indicates is being held back from Nick, and it's
00:27:40.859 --> 00:27:46.079
wildly unfair. Yeah, lawyers cock me up. Because,
00:27:46.119 --> 00:27:47.900
you know, if you were to drink a beer with him
00:27:47.900 --> 00:27:50.960
and smoke a doobie or smoke a cigar in his backyard
00:27:50.960 --> 00:27:53.400
at his mansion, he would say, oh, yeah, the guy's
00:27:53.400 --> 00:27:55.920
guilty. But in person, they're like, oh, yeah,
00:27:56.000 --> 00:27:59.160
my client. We are in a post -truth society. We
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are in a post -truth society. Shut up, Troy.
00:28:01.660 --> 00:28:04.339
You're annoying. Why is it doing this? The fucking...
00:28:04.339 --> 00:28:10.920
All right, I'll just play. I'm trying to figure
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out how to pause it. Like the annoying, cackling
00:28:13.589 --> 00:28:16.549
broad she is and just keeps playing. Ah, here's
00:28:16.549 --> 00:28:19.170
Joy Taylor talking about Scott Pelley leaving
00:28:19.170 --> 00:28:25.690
CBS. Mm -hmm. Here it is, all right? You're in
00:28:25.690 --> 00:28:28.430
a post -truth society. This is fucking terrifying.
00:28:28.869 --> 00:28:31.609
Yeah, you're terrifying too, bitch. That's why
00:28:31.609 --> 00:28:34.109
I care about it. She looks raggedy. Not that
00:28:34.109 --> 00:28:36.769
she's not showing off her milkers. Veteran CBS
00:28:36.769 --> 00:28:39.130
journalist Scott Pelley was fired from 60 Minutes
00:28:39.130 --> 00:28:45.150
after nearly... 40 years at CBS. Oh, she's really
00:28:45.150 --> 00:28:49.009
hitting the hard topics. The fact that he was
00:28:49.009 --> 00:28:52.109
fired, the fact that he is no longer there, as
00:28:52.109 --> 00:28:55.410
somebody who has been and worked in the news
00:28:55.410 --> 00:28:58.450
for as long as he has and been a respected voice.
00:28:58.730 --> 00:29:00.950
Yeah, he was respected to the people that watched
00:29:00.950 --> 00:29:03.190
him, but if you hear the reports behind the scenes,
00:29:03.349 --> 00:29:08.430
he was a douchebag in the news. It's extremely
00:29:08.430 --> 00:29:12.539
scary to me. I think it's scary that a woman
00:29:12.539 --> 00:29:18.720
can sleep to the top. Here's a woman, this hot
00:29:18.720 --> 00:29:24.440
-ass Latina woman. Out of San Antonio. Oh, wait.
00:29:24.940 --> 00:29:29.240
No, she's a Knicks fan. Saying that it's Trump's
00:29:29.240 --> 00:29:32.680
fault for the Knicks losing. I blame it on Trump.
00:29:33.559 --> 00:29:35.319
He came here. He could have been anywhere in
00:29:35.319 --> 00:29:37.579
the fucking world. He had no business being over
00:29:37.579 --> 00:29:40.200
here. And he brings all his bad fucking Epstein
00:29:40.200 --> 00:29:43.440
juju bullshit up in here. Listen, do I like Trump?
00:29:43.559 --> 00:29:46.660
Not really. Do I think he did bad things? But
00:29:46.660 --> 00:29:49.559
he's not the reason the Knicks lost. Although
00:29:49.559 --> 00:29:51.660
him sleeping 80 % of the time and getting booed,
00:29:51.660 --> 00:29:54.160
there's a reason why he is not going tonight
00:29:54.160 --> 00:29:58.000
on June 10th, 2026 for game four. That's why
00:29:58.000 --> 00:30:02.420
we lost. There you go. The Knicks fans need to
00:30:02.420 --> 00:30:08.079
cope. It would be hilarious. If they either went
00:30:08.079 --> 00:30:10.380
to, like, a game six or seven and they lost,
00:30:10.400 --> 00:30:13.660
like, four in a row or won one of the next five
00:30:13.660 --> 00:30:15.859
games, that would be, oh, my God, that would
00:30:15.859 --> 00:30:18.579
be so great. I mean, I want the next win because
00:30:18.579 --> 00:30:22.559
I like Jalen Burns, and he made all my high school
00:30:22.559 --> 00:30:25.940
bullies cry when he was a freshman at Stevenson
00:30:25.940 --> 00:30:28.880
High School, and I liked watching him. I forget
00:30:28.880 --> 00:30:31.680
what university it was. He won two NCAA championships.
00:30:31.920 --> 00:30:35.160
He's a winner. But also, I won't be shedding
00:30:35.160 --> 00:30:37.640
tears if the Knicks don't win. Don't win. I don't
00:30:37.640 --> 00:30:42.480
know why I said win. Bobby Althoff and Sukiyata
00:30:42.480 --> 00:30:44.920
discuss having a celebrity crush being a huge
00:30:44.920 --> 00:30:47.240
flag. In relationships, you can have like a...
00:30:47.240 --> 00:30:50.599
What is it called? No, like can you have celebrity
00:30:50.599 --> 00:30:53.220
crushes? I guess not. Can you call other people
00:30:53.220 --> 00:30:55.400
attractive if you're in a relationship? That's
00:30:55.400 --> 00:30:59.839
my question. I would say for... Yeah, because
00:30:59.839 --> 00:31:04.440
we know Bobby Althoff is a cheater. Women not
00:31:04.440 --> 00:31:06.680
in the entertainment business, it's probably
00:31:06.680 --> 00:31:09.980
easier for them to say, yeah, I think, you know,
00:31:10.019 --> 00:31:13.259
NBA, he's sexy, I love him. But when you actually
00:31:13.259 --> 00:31:15.119
know that person, you should probably not say
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it because it's like a personal. And then our
00:31:16.839 --> 00:31:19.980
boyfriends might think that we don't have a lot
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of access to these people. So I don't think...
00:31:22.099 --> 00:31:27.420
Man, you know, you look at Sigiana and you realize...
00:31:28.009 --> 00:31:32.069
He's probably smarter than Bobby Alpha. I didn't
00:31:32.069 --> 00:31:34.349
know this. I don't know what the point of this
00:31:34.349 --> 00:31:39.410
is. I don't know what iOS is doing. What I'm
00:31:39.410 --> 00:31:41.029
about to tell you must mean that somebody at
00:31:41.029 --> 00:31:44.250
iOS achieves on their life a lot. The new iOS
00:31:44.250 --> 00:31:46.869
update will allow users to hide their locations
00:31:46.869 --> 00:31:51.150
from partners without telling them that the location
00:31:51.150 --> 00:31:55.359
is hidden. You know, every morning radio host
00:31:55.359 --> 00:31:57.759
that cheats on their wife just got a hard -on
00:31:57.759 --> 00:32:02.500
with that. Oh, I'm in my cover band. We're practicing
00:32:02.500 --> 00:32:05.119
for Friday where we're conveniently 70 minutes
00:32:05.119 --> 00:32:08.819
away. Selena Paul says academics was mad because
00:32:08.819 --> 00:32:12.480
she revealed that. He gave it kind of like this.
00:32:12.880 --> 00:32:15.680
Academics. He took issue with the way you characterized
00:32:15.680 --> 00:32:18.740
6ix9ine fucking... He was mad because I said
00:32:18.740 --> 00:32:21.420
that I ate his ass. Oh, it was in reverse. Oh,
00:32:21.440 --> 00:32:26.920
it's a family show. Right. Man, I like how Adam22
00:32:26.920 --> 00:32:37.640
can interview all the porn stars at once. But
00:32:37.640 --> 00:32:39.839
at the same time, I don't know. I lost my train
00:32:39.839 --> 00:32:41.319
of thought. I just got a text. Let's play a little
00:32:41.319 --> 00:32:44.599
morning clip. He acted like that was a lie. Yeah.
00:32:45.220 --> 00:32:48.319
What did you say to that? Were you lying? Or
00:32:48.319 --> 00:32:50.940
did you eat the act boot? Why would I lie about
00:32:50.940 --> 00:32:54.059
eating someone's ass? Who would be proud about
00:32:54.059 --> 00:32:55.839
eating ass, first of all? You're not proud of
00:32:55.839 --> 00:32:57.240
it? I think my girlfriend's proud to eat. All
00:32:57.240 --> 00:33:00.700
right. This is disgusting. I ain't gonna do it
00:33:00.700 --> 00:33:07.740
in a moment. I ain't gonna real quick. But I
00:33:07.740 --> 00:33:10.119
don't like Howard Stern, like there's like segment
00:33:10.119 --> 00:33:15.519
after segment about it. To me, that act, maybe
00:33:15.519 --> 00:33:16.900
this is a family show, we're getting a little
00:33:16.900 --> 00:33:20.380
dirty. No, but that act is like, it's in the
00:33:20.380 --> 00:33:23.660
moment. You know, you get to like, as a man,
00:33:23.759 --> 00:33:25.480
I'm getting worked up thinking about it. As a
00:33:25.480 --> 00:33:28.880
man, you got your animalisticness. But like,
00:33:28.900 --> 00:33:31.420
you ain't doing it if you went to Tijuana flat
00:33:31.420 --> 00:33:40.339
earlier with your girl. But as I always say,
00:33:40.400 --> 00:33:43.720
as a heterosexual man, I probably prefer the
00:33:43.720 --> 00:33:53.359
vagina. Oh, I don't. Eight, five, six. 49, Harvey.
00:33:54.980 --> 00:33:58.740
Destiny's Child. Michelle Williams says they
00:33:58.740 --> 00:34:01.569
weren't high in the viral interview. There, by
00:34:01.569 --> 00:34:03.930
the way, there is one interview where we did
00:34:03.930 --> 00:34:06.730
and people think we're high. I promise y 'all,
00:34:06.730 --> 00:34:09.329
Matthew and Tina Knowles was not playing that.
00:34:09.389 --> 00:34:12.730
We were not under the influence of any substance.
00:34:12.969 --> 00:34:16.369
I don't believe them. I like Destiny's Channel,
00:34:16.409 --> 00:34:19.710
though. I wish Beyonce would do a reunion, you
00:34:19.710 --> 00:34:24.070
know, go out there, tour with them. You know,
00:34:24.190 --> 00:34:26.989
Soldier is one of my top 110 listened to songs
00:34:26.989 --> 00:34:30.630
of all time. That beginning beat. When T .I.
00:34:30.650 --> 00:34:34.050
comes in, starts rapping, and you got Lil Wayne
00:34:34.050 --> 00:34:36.869
in the middle. I remember one, like, 103 .5 Kiss
00:34:36.869 --> 00:34:39.010
FM, like, I don't know, 22 years ago. I remember
00:34:39.010 --> 00:34:40.949
I was listening the first time I heard it. It
00:34:40.949 --> 00:34:42.710
was, like, the world premiere. And the, like,
00:34:42.710 --> 00:34:45.150
DJ, I forget the name of the guy's name. Actually,
00:34:45.230 --> 00:34:47.429
it might have been Ryan Gorman when he was Jordan
00:34:47.429 --> 00:34:49.650
or whatever. Anyway, I remember it was some DJ,
00:34:49.769 --> 00:34:51.889
and he was, like, or maybe it was that guy, Tic
00:34:51.889 --> 00:34:53.869
Tac. I don't know. It was on Kiss FM, and it
00:34:53.869 --> 00:34:55.510
was in Chicago, and I was at the library. I remember
00:34:55.510 --> 00:34:58.409
listening clearly. And he was, like. Oh, yeah.
00:34:58.909 --> 00:35:01.349
Good luck to the career of a rapper named Lil
00:35:01.349 --> 00:35:04.929
Wayne. And I'm sure that guy that said that is
00:35:04.929 --> 00:35:09.670
employed. Lil Wayne definitely had a run as the
00:35:09.670 --> 00:35:11.489
greatest rapper, and he still makes good songs.
00:35:11.610 --> 00:35:14.389
I like the song Big Duh by him and Benny Budger.
00:35:14.710 --> 00:35:18.389
He's better when he's featuring. I got to take
00:35:18.389 --> 00:35:23.230
my Lamictal for the day. If you have your psychedelic,
00:35:23.230 --> 00:35:25.269
well, I got psychedelic too, but if you got your
00:35:25.269 --> 00:35:27.869
psychiatric meds in your pocket, you want to
00:35:27.869 --> 00:35:35.030
take them together, let's go. It always happens
00:35:35.030 --> 00:35:37.489
when I take it without lube. No, I mean without
00:35:37.489 --> 00:35:40.650
a drink. Let me take a sip of this Mountain Dew
00:35:40.650 --> 00:35:50.219
out of the Yeti cup. You got to make sure. As
00:35:50.219 --> 00:35:55.300
a bipolar person, I take your meds. There is
00:35:55.300 --> 00:35:58.900
a man, there's a married man spending $500 ,000
00:35:58.900 --> 00:36:01.760
just to FaceTime itself, you're in. Half a million
00:36:01.760 --> 00:36:04.119
dollars. At one point, yeah. And what did that
00:36:04.119 --> 00:36:07.619
half a million entail? He just likes long conversations
00:36:07.619 --> 00:36:09.800
on the phone. I'll talk to him. He'll tell me
00:36:09.800 --> 00:36:13.480
just about his day, what he's been doing. And
00:36:13.480 --> 00:36:20.079
yeah, it's pretty nice. Hang on. Here's Alice,
00:36:20.380 --> 00:36:24.980
one of the nine girlfriends of Clavicular. Kind
00:36:24.980 --> 00:36:47.849
of denying him. He's an idiot, dude. Listen,
00:36:48.030 --> 00:36:54.489
I've had my run with women. But, ladies and gentlemen,
00:36:54.510 --> 00:36:57.409
boys and girls, I'm going to teach you guys a
00:36:57.409 --> 00:37:03.030
lesson real quick. Let hobby pop be. Teach you
00:37:03.030 --> 00:37:07.369
something. Listen to me. Obviously, girls are
00:37:07.369 --> 00:37:10.690
talking to other guys. And obviously, guys are
00:37:10.690 --> 00:37:14.269
talking to other girls. It's obvious. Unless
00:37:14.269 --> 00:37:18.679
you get exclusive. But, When you're with a woman,
00:37:18.820 --> 00:37:21.480
let's say you're talking to four and a half girls,
00:37:21.820 --> 00:37:25.840
and you're banging all of them, do not brag.
00:37:26.679 --> 00:37:29.780
Because the girls can willingly talk to a hundred
00:37:29.780 --> 00:37:33.619
different guys. It's their duty. But when a guy
00:37:33.619 --> 00:37:37.480
doesn't, he's the absolute worst. So you know
00:37:37.480 --> 00:37:38.880
what you need to do, and this is what Cliffy
00:37:38.880 --> 00:37:40.739
Giller, if he is smart enough, will look back
00:37:40.739 --> 00:37:44.699
in time and cringe about. You need to realize.
00:37:45.730 --> 00:37:47.969
Ladies and gentlemen, all boys and girls, that
00:37:47.969 --> 00:37:49.869
when you are with whatever girl you're with,
00:37:50.010 --> 00:37:52.050
you got to put your phone on, do not disturb,
00:37:52.309 --> 00:37:55.250
and just make it about them. I do that when I'm
00:37:55.250 --> 00:38:00.349
on a date. I am so focused, not just on getting
00:38:00.349 --> 00:38:02.010
laid, but I want to make the girl feel good.
00:38:03.289 --> 00:38:06.570
How is Alice clavicular? How is she supposed
00:38:06.570 --> 00:38:09.679
to feel good? When you're going, oh, yeah, I'll
00:38:09.679 --> 00:38:11.739
either bang you or Selena Powell. The freaking
00:38:11.739 --> 00:38:13.900
tramps. I was just talking about eating ass two
00:38:13.900 --> 00:38:16.760
minutes ago in the other clip. You got to go.
00:38:17.280 --> 00:38:20.679
Hey, Alice, I would love nothing more than to
00:38:20.679 --> 00:38:23.519
feel your body. But if it doesn't happen, I wish
00:38:23.519 --> 00:38:26.400
you the best. And then you got to let them kind
00:38:26.400 --> 00:38:33.800
of go. He's an idiot. Here's a hot piece of ass.
00:38:36.559 --> 00:38:38.519
Talking about... Actually, we'll save that for
00:38:38.519 --> 00:38:42.579
side check news. I have an idea. I have a great
00:38:42.579 --> 00:38:46.000
idea right now. I think we should probably go
00:38:46.000 --> 00:38:50.679
to break for a second. Mm -hmm. Copy Hour. Copy
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Hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be
00:39:05.300 --> 00:39:07.679
right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
00:39:08.019 --> 00:39:12.440
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
00:39:12.440 --> 00:39:18.199
poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
00:39:18.199 --> 00:39:20.760
so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
00:39:20.760 --> 00:39:23.199
listening to this next song, you can skip over
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it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
00:39:25.860 --> 00:39:29.929
in his selection, so stick around, folks. Don't
00:39:29.929 --> 00:39:32.369
worry Fresno, Hoppy Hour will be right back.
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Hi, it's Vaughn and Pitbull with Damn, produced
00:39:36.489 --> 00:39:50.650
by DJ Kali Park. Going back to 09. Damn, it's
00:39:50.650 --> 00:39:56.829
shiny. She's so good, so fine. I like it. Damn.
00:39:59.929 --> 00:40:04.969
She's so good, so fine, baby, I like it Five
00:40:04.969 --> 00:40:10.010
plus five, five times two, ten Five plus five,
00:40:10.269 --> 00:40:14.090
five times two, ten She's pretty in the face,
00:40:14.110 --> 00:40:15.989
so sexy in the waist And I'm really tryna get
00:40:15.989 --> 00:40:18.389
down to it Got me on something else, cause she
00:40:18.389 --> 00:40:20.070
feelin' herself And she's tellin' me she really
00:40:20.070 --> 00:40:23.750
wanna do this This girl is straight, so I'm a
00:40:23.750 --> 00:40:27.610
magazine On the cover of Smooth, I'm that dude,
00:40:27.750 --> 00:40:30.769
I'm sure I give it to you. She's dangerous. Like
00:40:30.769 --> 00:40:32.670
a fire tool match, she's burning up. Burning
00:40:32.670 --> 00:40:35.809
up. I ain't no amateur. Baby, I hope you got
00:40:35.809 --> 00:40:37.750
stamina. You've been working. Cause I can be
00:40:37.750 --> 00:40:41.570
a fitness coach. And I work for free. I know
00:40:41.570 --> 00:40:45.170
how far we can go. Six feet. Six feet. Damn.
00:40:46.070 --> 00:40:48.929
Look at shorty. Look at shorty. She's so good.
00:40:49.190 --> 00:40:53.469
So high. Just the way you like it, baby. Damn.
00:40:53.809 --> 00:40:56.610
Damn. Look at shorty. Look at shorty. She's so
00:40:56.610 --> 00:41:05.190
good. Good. Five, five times, two, ten, five,
00:41:05.190 --> 00:41:07.170
plus, ten, five, plus, ten, five, plus, ten,
00:41:07.170 --> 00:41:07.170
five, plus, ten, five, plus, ten, five, plus,
00:41:07.170 --> 00:41:07.170
ten, five, plus, ten, five, plus, ten, five,
00:41:07.170 --> 00:41:07.250
plus, ten, five, plus, ten, five, plus, ten,
00:41:07.250 --> 00:41:07.250
five, plus, ten, five, plus, ten, five, plus,
00:41:07.250 --> 00:41:07.809
ten, five, plus, ten, five, plus, ten, five,
00:41:07.929 --> 00:41:08.590
plus, ten, five, plus, ten, five, plus, ten,
00:41:08.590 --> 00:41:09.710
five, plus, ten, five, plus, ten, five, plus,
00:41:09.809 --> 00:41:09.809
ten, five, plus, ten, five, plus, ten, five,
00:41:09.809 --> 00:41:09.949
plus, ten, five, plus, ten, five, plus, ten,
00:41:09.969 --> 00:41:16.289
five, plus, ten, five, plus, ten, five, plus,
00:41:16.289 --> 00:41:20.190
ten, five, plus, ten, five, plus, ten, five,
00:41:20.389 --> 00:41:23.929
plus, ten, five, plus, ten, five, plus, ten,
00:41:24.349 --> 00:41:29.300
five, plus, ten Take a stretch to her leg like
00:41:29.300 --> 00:41:32.300
we eat You lookin' at the chico or Jay -Z? Yeah,
00:41:32.300 --> 00:41:34.760
that's right Damn, I think she wants me Just
00:41:34.760 --> 00:41:37.559
damn, I think she needs me Just damn, I think
00:41:37.559 --> 00:41:42.800
she wants me Baby, we easy Damn, look at your
00:41:42.800 --> 00:41:46.780
money Look at her She's so good, so fine We are
00:41:46.780 --> 00:41:53.059
like this Damn, look at your money She's so good,
00:41:53.059 --> 00:42:14.389
so fine We are just Baby girl what's next let's
00:42:14.389 --> 00:42:16.489
talk about sex Do you have a special thing you
00:42:16.489 --> 00:42:18.670
do? You ain't gotta hold back when we get up
00:42:18.670 --> 00:42:31.110
in the sack I'm gonna satisfy you When you jump
00:42:31.110 --> 00:42:34.329
in a ride, you can grab my clutch If you feelin'
00:42:34.329 --> 00:42:37.949
that, girl, let's take it to the back We don't
00:42:37.949 --> 00:42:40.690
have to leave the spot, stay right in the parking
00:42:40.690 --> 00:42:44.530
lot Then it all repeats, sex, sweet, sex, sweet
00:42:44.530 --> 00:42:49.809
Oh, damn, look at shorty, she's so good So hot,
00:42:49.969 --> 00:42:54.650
that's the way I like it, baby Damn, look at
00:42:54.650 --> 00:43:16.659
shorty, she's so good Basic math. Kiss my ass,
00:43:16.659 --> 00:43:28.420
you Dennis. Welcome to Happy Hour. In your heart,
00:43:28.440 --> 00:43:32.000
you know you like dogs. Now for something completely
00:43:32.000 --> 00:44:20.840
different. Door is closing. Happy hour. Happy
00:44:20.840 --> 00:44:29.300
hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. The most
00:44:29.300 --> 00:44:33.239
recent radio show on the planet. The other stations
00:44:33.239 --> 00:44:56.500
are tuned in too. Turn it up, turn it loud. Hey,
00:44:56.619 --> 00:44:59.360
from the Bay to the world. Yeah, we're live right
00:44:59.360 --> 00:45:02.340
now. Yeah. 69, Big Mike, he don't hold back.
00:45:02.719 --> 00:45:05.219
Pete Heat, whole globe tapped. Lines ring hot
00:45:05.219 --> 00:45:07.420
when he talk, let talk. Sex, bad dates, all your
00:45:07.420 --> 00:45:09.400
late night thoughts. Celebrity mess, yeah, name
00:45:09.400 --> 00:45:11.159
that name. Laugh through the deep, through the
00:45:11.159 --> 00:45:12.900
love, through the shame. Old school jams while
00:45:12.900 --> 00:45:14.420
the stories roll through. If you know, then you
00:45:14.420 --> 00:45:16.179
know. That's the Hoppy Hour mood. It's the Hoppy
00:45:16.179 --> 00:45:20.380
Hour. Hoppy Hour. From St. Pete out to the world
00:45:20.380 --> 00:45:27.769
so wide. Hit playlist. All that truth you feel,
00:45:27.769 --> 00:45:31.210
wait till I turn it up a little louder. Talk
00:45:31.210 --> 00:45:34.789
your love, your lust, your ride or die. So hop
00:45:34.789 --> 00:46:02.849
me out. Hearts get ghosted, text left read You'll
00:46:02.849 --> 00:46:04.929
drag that ex, that mess with your head No bad
00:46:04.929 --> 00:46:07.050
kids while you spill the sins Every bad choice
00:46:07.050 --> 00:46:09.610
turns into a win Late night locals, I got a C
00:46:09.610 --> 00:46:11.869
-screw Same wild laugh coming right through Utah,
00:46:11.969 --> 00:46:14.489
tails tall, big heart, that's proof All I learn,
00:46:14.510 --> 00:46:17.710
shakes that booth It's the Hoppy Hour, Hoppy
00:46:17.710 --> 00:46:30.039
Hour From St. Pete out to the world Turn it up
00:46:30.039 --> 00:46:32.980
a little louder. Talk your love, your lust, your
00:46:32.980 --> 00:46:38.199
ride or die. It's a happy hour. Happy hour. With
00:46:38.199 --> 00:46:41.500
Ryan, I've been thinking for a while. Whatever.
00:46:44.139 --> 00:46:50.340
Beat drop. Psycho. 8 -5 -6. 49 happy hours. 8
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-5 -6. 4 -9 -4. 6 -7 -7 -3. 8 -5 -6. You can
00:46:57.849 --> 00:47:14.849
always email me, Ryan, happyradiojoe .com. Kiss
00:47:14.849 --> 00:47:33.250
my ass, you dentist. You fake friend. All right,
00:47:33.250 --> 00:47:42.110
not there. All right. We are back. Amen. Today
00:47:42.110 --> 00:47:51.829
on TMZ. Well, now we know Taylor Swift and Travis
00:47:51.829 --> 00:47:55.190
Kelsey, their wedding is going to be massive.
00:47:55.570 --> 00:47:58.210
Oh, yeah. What did you expect? A small, humble
00:47:58.210 --> 00:48:00.619
wedding? We're going to have a thousand people
00:48:00.619 --> 00:48:05.480
at our wedding. Madison Square Garden. If you're
00:48:05.480 --> 00:48:07.780
going to use such a grand venue, is she going
00:48:07.780 --> 00:48:10.320
to make a movie out of this? She better. It's
00:48:10.320 --> 00:48:13.000
what we want. What a cackling parasocial hen.
00:48:13.380 --> 00:48:15.219
At least the vowels as a singling would go down.
00:48:17.539 --> 00:48:21.099
Morgan Wallen had a controversial weekend. He's
00:48:21.099 --> 00:48:26.639
a loser! He sees a security woman filming him.
00:48:26.780 --> 00:48:30.980
He sees the phone, grabs it, and drunkenly chucks
00:48:30.980 --> 00:48:33.039
it across the stage. But what's the outcome?
00:48:33.260 --> 00:48:34.940
Did she get another phone? That phone is gone.
00:48:35.079 --> 00:48:36.579
Some other fan caught that and is looking through
00:48:36.579 --> 00:48:38.000
the pictures now. Why are you always trying to
00:48:38.000 --> 00:48:41.980
find nudes? I don't like working on. To be honest,
00:48:42.219 --> 00:48:46.280
I was like kind of dating this girl. I was a
00:48:46.280 --> 00:48:51.840
huge Morgan Mullins fan. She ended up ghosting,
00:48:51.840 --> 00:48:55.000
I mean. again and everybody missing on his penis
00:48:55.000 --> 00:48:59.699
no but uh she like loved that he was a bad boy
00:48:59.699 --> 00:49:01.940
I was like he would like chew you out and spit
00:49:01.940 --> 00:49:05.039
you out you're never Devin every hot woman on
00:49:05.039 --> 00:49:06.980
Instagram I see it's like followed by Devin Roll
00:49:09.420 --> 00:49:13.139
Sean Penn revealed that he hates taking selfies
00:49:13.139 --> 00:49:16.059
with fans so much that he's no longer going to
00:49:16.059 --> 00:49:19.659
award shows. He hates selfies so much. This is
00:49:19.659 --> 00:49:22.059
his exact quote. I don't want any people to hate
00:49:22.059 --> 00:49:23.980
on selfies. It's a freaking picture. Get out
00:49:23.980 --> 00:49:26.820
of here. A Holocaust grandmother and her six
00:49:26.820 --> 00:49:29.860
-year -old paraplegic wheeling over? It's a hard
00:49:29.860 --> 00:49:37.650
no. Loser! Phil Cook from Summer House. A fan
00:49:37.650 --> 00:49:41.210
came up to him and they started kissing. Oh,
00:49:41.210 --> 00:49:46.369
yeah. So. Use that power, dog. There you go.
00:49:48.210 --> 00:49:52.739
God. There you go. Making out with a fan. I mean,
00:49:52.760 --> 00:50:10.199
why would you not? Oh, yeah, you know, this is
00:50:10.199 --> 00:50:14.510
going to really make her feel old. Summer has
00:50:14.510 --> 00:50:17.570
been an emotional whirlwind. Jennifer says this
00:50:17.570 --> 00:50:20.289
to host Andy Cohen on the June 8th episode of
00:50:20.289 --> 00:50:24.329
Watch What Happens Live. I just, I don't know.
00:50:24.369 --> 00:50:26.550
I just never thought they would not be there.
00:50:26.710 --> 00:50:28.829
I just didn't think, I just never thought that.
00:50:28.869 --> 00:50:31.789
Yeah, I never thought it would happen. Far ahead.
00:50:32.349 --> 00:50:35.610
You don't seem like a woman who thinks far ahead.
00:50:36.130 --> 00:50:40.809
But gives good head. Madonna, Britney Spears,
00:50:40.849 --> 00:50:45.050
and Christina Aguilera's iconic MTV VMAs performance
00:50:45.050 --> 00:50:48.869
was almost a different trio. Jennifer Lopez has
00:50:48.869 --> 00:50:52.650
confirmed that she was originally asked to be
00:50:52.650 --> 00:50:55.929
a part of Madonna's 2003 set, which became one
00:50:55.929 --> 00:50:58.809
of the most highly publicized award show musical
00:50:58.809 --> 00:51:03.929
performances in history. While appearing on Watch
00:51:03.929 --> 00:51:06.929
What Happens Live with Andy Cohen on June 8th,
00:51:06.929 --> 00:51:09.730
the singer confirmed a fan's Question, that she
00:51:09.730 --> 00:51:12.769
was set to star alongside Madonna and Spears
00:51:12.769 --> 00:51:15.309
for the wedding thing. Spears. Which saw Madonna
00:51:15.309 --> 00:51:18.789
lock lips with the stars. I ain't on Madonna's
00:51:18.789 --> 00:51:24.269
bisexual. I would do so much that. In front of
00:51:24.269 --> 00:51:30.789
a live audience. I am out there. Yo! Yo! Happy
00:51:30.789 --> 00:51:37.300
Hot Topic! Happy Hot Topic! Justin, how proud
00:51:37.300 --> 00:51:41.460
are you? Have you seen a film yet? I saw the
00:51:41.460 --> 00:51:44.219
show three times, but wasn't really paying attention
00:51:44.219 --> 00:51:46.159
to anything. Trudeau talking about Katy Perry.
00:51:46.260 --> 00:51:47.420
Oh, you weren't paying attention. You're looking
00:51:47.420 --> 00:51:49.780
at your girl's tits. But Katy, so I'm looking
00:51:49.780 --> 00:51:51.619
forward to seeing her. Oh, yeah. At least he
00:51:51.619 --> 00:51:56.679
admitted it. I kind of respect that. I kind of
00:51:56.679 --> 00:51:59.579
really respect that. You got to show whatever
00:51:59.579 --> 00:52:02.639
she's done. I got to hear that again. It's great.
00:52:03.710 --> 00:52:06.610
I saw the show three times, but wasn't really
00:52:06.610 --> 00:52:09.050
paying attention to anything but Katie. I respect
00:52:09.050 --> 00:52:13.510
that. I'm looking forward to seeing the show
00:52:13.510 --> 00:52:16.849
now for the first time. I honestly love that.
00:52:17.489 --> 00:52:21.289
That made me kind of like you now. I don't care
00:52:21.289 --> 00:52:22.949
about the rest of the cast. I'll see you when
00:52:22.949 --> 00:52:29.219
I join the threesome. This morning, researchers
00:52:29.219 --> 00:52:31.559
are pointing to smartphones as a potentially
00:52:31.559 --> 00:52:34.320
significant factor for why people are having
00:52:34.320 --> 00:52:37.099
fewer babies. Or maybe because it's in a terrible
00:52:37.099 --> 00:52:40.500
economy. A new report claims phones could account
00:52:40.500 --> 00:52:43.860
for more than 30 % of the decline in the fertility
00:52:43.860 --> 00:52:47.519
rate among women ages 15 to 44. The working theory
00:52:47.519 --> 00:52:50.099
is that smartphones may be changing human behavior.
00:52:50.179 --> 00:52:52.539
People are spending less time. Yeah, don't say.
00:52:53.680 --> 00:52:55.659
socializing in person people think about how
00:52:55.659 --> 00:52:58.500
different 2009 and six is once the iphone came
00:52:58.500 --> 00:53:02.519
out breaking news are dating later they are having
00:53:02.519 --> 00:53:04.619
less intercourse and forming few i don't like
00:53:04.619 --> 00:53:07.559
that part i do not like the less intercourse
00:53:07.559 --> 00:53:10.539
or long -term relationships the cdc has reported
00:53:10.539 --> 00:53:13.559
a 23 drop in the fertility rate since reaching
00:53:13.559 --> 00:53:18.840
a peak in 2007. i don't know if it's really smartphone
00:53:18.840 --> 00:53:21.889
tomorrow just Why would you want to have kids?
00:53:22.090 --> 00:53:28.469
I woke up today at like 10 .30. Let's talk about
00:53:28.469 --> 00:53:30.730
the beer, shall we guys? Carmi and the crew are
00:53:30.730 --> 00:53:32.889
back in the kitchen. The first look at season
00:53:32.889 --> 00:53:34.809
five of the Emmy winning series dropped yesterday.
00:53:35.369 --> 00:53:37.369
I don't know. I liked the first season. It was
00:53:37.369 --> 00:53:45.070
good. But the problem with it. What is the fact
00:53:45.070 --> 00:53:47.090
that, like, it's just so much yelling in a restaurant.
00:53:47.309 --> 00:53:48.909
Like, I've already worked at a pizza shop. I
00:53:48.909 --> 00:53:50.750
don't need to hear this. And in the new trailer,
00:53:51.050 --> 00:53:52.969
we see the Chicago chefs. They're struggling
00:53:52.969 --> 00:53:55.429
with keeping their restaurant afloat. I will
00:53:55.429 --> 00:53:57.530
say it does a good job of representing Chicago.
00:53:57.610 --> 00:54:01.250
That and shameless. It's not all Chicago that's,
00:54:01.269 --> 00:54:03.510
like, shameless, but that type of, like, Irish
00:54:03.510 --> 00:54:06.429
white trash is a very real near, like, Midway
00:54:06.429 --> 00:54:11.340
Airport. Happy Hot Topic! All right, what age
00:54:11.340 --> 00:54:13.360
are we giving our kids cell phones? It's a struggle
00:54:13.360 --> 00:54:16.900
parents know all too well. I don't want him to
00:54:16.900 --> 00:54:21.500
have access to these apps. I agree with you,
00:54:21.519 --> 00:54:25.099
baby, now. And one Apple is hoping to help manage.
00:54:25.480 --> 00:54:28.760
Oh, there's that dork Tim Cook. Yeah, he's the
00:54:28.760 --> 00:54:31.559
bottom. So many families are looking for help
00:54:31.559 --> 00:54:33.880
to make sure their kids experience... Oh, is
00:54:33.880 --> 00:54:38.400
it some woman from Apple? You don't care about
00:54:38.400 --> 00:54:41.039
us. Shut up. Only what parents think they're
00:54:41.039 --> 00:54:43.280
ready for. I don't want to hear these morons.
00:54:43.639 --> 00:54:47.239
I like my Apple phone, but I am trying my hardest
00:54:47.239 --> 00:54:50.619
to have it as long as possible. My plug doesn't
00:54:50.619 --> 00:54:52.659
even work. I have to use the circular charger,
00:54:52.780 --> 00:54:56.460
whatever it's called, that you lay it on. It's
00:54:56.460 --> 00:54:58.099
like me. I like laying down. I don't want to
00:54:58.099 --> 00:55:00.179
get plugged up. No, but ladies and gentlemen,
00:55:00.300 --> 00:55:01.760
boys and girls, it's one of those things that
00:55:01.760 --> 00:55:03.719
I've had the phone for like two and a half years.
00:55:04.079 --> 00:55:06.260
I always get one every two years. I'm like, no.
00:55:07.389 --> 00:55:09.469
I know. I don't want to use the whole paycheck.
00:55:12.309 --> 00:55:15.469
He captures the pulse of Hollywood quite like
00:55:15.469 --> 00:55:21.489
TMZ. Michael Babcock is here from the... TMZ
00:55:21.489 --> 00:55:23.329
newsroom to break down the biggest headlines.
00:55:23.610 --> 00:55:25.849
We're talking about Friends star Matthew Perry.
00:55:26.210 --> 00:55:30.309
And this is just so nutty, the defense that one
00:55:30.309 --> 00:55:32.250
of his doctors is using. He's trying to appeal
00:55:32.250 --> 00:55:34.789
this 30 -month sentence. Two and a half years.
00:55:35.050 --> 00:55:37.570
And basically telling an appeals court he was
00:55:37.570 --> 00:55:40.590
functioning, Michael, as a drug dealer, not a
00:55:40.590 --> 00:55:44.110
doctor, when he sold ketamine in this case. I
00:55:44.110 --> 00:55:45.750
don't want to hear about Patsy Perry anymore.
00:55:46.230 --> 00:55:49.769
Listen, like, I don't know. I get it. He was
00:55:49.769 --> 00:55:54.849
a drug addict. But he wanted to die. I mean,
00:55:54.889 --> 00:55:57.809
it's everybody else's fault, too. But it's kind
00:55:57.809 --> 00:56:01.829
of Matt's fault. I know he's beloved for playing.
00:56:04.269 --> 00:56:05.670
Chandler. I almost said Chandler. I don't know
00:56:05.670 --> 00:56:08.969
why. I know he's beloved, but he was a drug addict.
00:56:09.849 --> 00:56:13.590
Happy Hot Topic. Hannah Berger is sharing how
00:56:13.590 --> 00:56:15.829
she really feels about being fired from Summer
00:56:15.829 --> 00:56:22.570
House. I know she is pissed off. The 34 -year
00:56:22.570 --> 00:56:24.929
-old reflects on her season five exit from the
00:56:24.929 --> 00:56:28.449
reality series in 2021 during the June 8th episode
00:56:28.449 --> 00:56:31.429
of Dax Shepard's Armchair Expert podcast. Oh,
00:56:31.429 --> 00:56:34.469
the most beta male douchebag podcast ever. Mm
00:56:34.469 --> 00:56:38.269
-hmm. Saying, it was a matter of you need everyone
00:56:38.269 --> 00:56:40.809
to be friends. Not everyone was getting along.
00:56:40.989 --> 00:56:43.690
It was a choice. All right, so she is like out
00:56:43.690 --> 00:56:49.010
of there. Bye -bye. Happy Hot Topic. There's
00:56:49.010 --> 00:56:52.900
so many. interventions like you can do now. And
00:56:52.900 --> 00:56:54.719
I mean, I've definitely tried like some of the
00:56:54.719 --> 00:56:57.500
lasers or PRP and that kind of stuff. Facelift,
00:56:57.500 --> 00:56:59.539
I have kind of a pact with a friend of mine and
00:56:59.539 --> 00:57:01.300
we're like, we're not doing it right. We're not
00:57:01.300 --> 00:57:03.519
doing it. I just want to be a real person. I
00:57:03.519 --> 00:57:07.599
want to be. Man, that was this clip they showed
00:57:07.599 --> 00:57:09.659
of Cindy Crawford from like 30 years ago. She
00:57:09.659 --> 00:57:16.719
is not aged. Not at all. She's a cutie pie. She's
00:57:16.719 --> 00:57:19.500
a cougar. We're not doing it. I just want to
00:57:19.500 --> 00:57:23.219
be a real person. I want to be who I am. God,
00:57:23.559 --> 00:57:25.780
you're hot. She says she doesn't want to do a
00:57:25.780 --> 00:57:29.699
facelift. I don't want to paint a Picasso on
00:57:29.699 --> 00:57:36.920
that face. Four years after hanging up her racket,
00:57:37.119 --> 00:57:41.239
Serena Williams is back. The 23 Grand Slam champion
00:57:41.239 --> 00:57:51.269
returns to professional tennis. Jack Schlossberg
00:57:51.269 --> 00:57:54.289
is weighing in on a very unexpected comment about
00:57:54.289 --> 00:57:57.449
his late uncle, John F. Kennedy Jr. He's a weird
00:57:57.449 --> 00:58:01.489
guy, man. He's a cloud -chasing loser! involving
00:58:01.489 --> 00:58:04.949
Madonna and sex. Jack, the son of Caroline Kennedy
00:58:04.949 --> 00:58:07.610
and the only grandson of President John F. Kennedy
00:58:07.610 --> 00:58:10.809
and Jackie O. Stopping by Andy Cohen Live June
00:58:10.809 --> 00:58:13.510
9th, where he chatted with hosts Andy Cohen and
00:58:13.510 --> 00:58:15.809
John Hill about everything from his political
00:58:15.809 --> 00:58:17.849
ambition. Oh, they're not going to tell us. They're
00:58:17.849 --> 00:58:19.550
not going to give us the actual quote. We have
00:58:19.550 --> 00:58:22.929
to listen to the person, Rita. to his famous
00:58:22.929 --> 00:58:24.929
family. However, the conversation eventually
00:58:24.929 --> 00:58:27.670
turned to Jack's uncle, John F. Kennedy Jr.,
00:58:27.670 --> 00:58:30.070
who remains one of the most iconic figures of
00:58:30.070 --> 00:58:32.690
the Kennedy dynasty, known for his good looks.
00:58:32.809 --> 00:58:38.929
Whatever. God, you know me. Yeah, I had to work
00:58:38.929 --> 00:58:42.010
for everything I've ever had, so. If you were
00:58:42.010 --> 00:58:44.489
a nepo baby, you will probably hate it, but still
00:58:44.489 --> 00:58:49.920
listen to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. That's
00:58:49.920 --> 00:59:04.440
how I feel. This is his new news site. I'm using
00:59:04.440 --> 00:59:14.599
YTV. This guy sounds drunk. Are you going to
00:59:14.599 --> 00:59:17.599
get this on any other radio show? So pretty much...
00:59:18.619 --> 00:59:21.139
Jay -Z says he's the greatest rapper of all time
00:59:21.139 --> 00:59:23.000
and that nobody can do a versus with him, even
00:59:23.000 --> 00:59:25.280
Nas. Although I think Nas should give him a run
00:59:25.280 --> 00:59:26.760
for his money. I think it'd make you beat him.
00:59:30.079 --> 00:59:32.960
Gypsy Rose Blanchard revealed the chilling words
00:59:32.960 --> 00:59:36.599
her ex, Nicolas Godijon, said before fatally
00:59:36.599 --> 00:59:39.900
stabbing her mom, Dee Dee Blanchard. Do we really
00:59:39.900 --> 00:59:42.000
have to give this dirty rotten broad? I don't
00:59:42.000 --> 00:59:46.170
want to let her talk. Come on! I know I just
00:59:46.170 --> 00:59:47.389
gave her a little bit of attention, but I'm not
00:59:47.389 --> 00:59:49.929
going to let her voice be on my show. She's a
00:59:49.929 --> 00:59:57.989
murdering fool. It was just cordial. Until? Until
00:59:57.989 --> 01:00:00.489
it became not so cordial. Rich Paul. Until I
01:00:00.489 --> 01:00:04.130
pulled down my pants. Sharing some rare insight
01:00:04.130 --> 01:00:08.679
into his romance with Adele. Oh, yeah. You know
01:00:08.679 --> 01:00:12.219
how she likes the BBC? The British Broadcasting
01:00:12.219 --> 01:00:14.219
Company is what I'm talking about. Interview
01:00:14.219 --> 01:00:17.139
on Craig Melvin's Glass Half Full podcast. The
01:00:17.139 --> 01:00:19.340
sports agent who has been romantically linked
01:00:19.340 --> 01:00:22.420
with the singer since 2021. Very quickly, Craig
01:00:22.420 --> 01:00:25.440
Melvin's getting a real big podcast. Reveals
01:00:25.440 --> 01:00:28.059
the way that he and Adele's relationship blossomed
01:00:28.059 --> 01:00:31.019
to more than just a friendship. How did you meet
01:00:31.019 --> 01:00:33.860
Adele? Through a friend. And while Rich says
01:00:33.860 --> 01:00:36.159
he doesn't typically go for someone within his
01:00:36.159 --> 01:00:38.920
circles, he admits their romance happened. Oh,
01:00:38.940 --> 01:00:40.300
I thought he was going to say a white girl. Very
01:00:40.300 --> 01:00:42.500
organically. All right, so I'm glad they love
01:00:42.500 --> 01:00:46.860
each other. You know, he never cheats on. How
01:00:46.860 --> 01:00:53.760
long did that take? I think like 70, 70 hours.
01:00:54.460 --> 01:00:57.400
Was it painful? It was the most excruciating
01:00:57.400 --> 01:01:00.699
thing I've ever went into my life. It's MGK talking
01:01:00.699 --> 01:01:02.639
about his blackout tattoos. I don't know, man.
01:01:02.920 --> 01:01:05.420
I barely like stubbing my toe. I can't imagine
01:01:05.420 --> 01:01:08.019
getting a tattoo. There was a point where I like
01:01:08.019 --> 01:01:09.659
gave up and I just felt like I was just dying.
01:01:10.099 --> 01:01:14.219
I don't know why. I don't know. I posted a picture
01:01:14.219 --> 01:01:16.039
the other day. It's on my social media. I ride
01:01:16.039 --> 01:01:18.519
Hoppy Radio from 11 and a half years ago when
01:01:18.519 --> 01:01:22.119
I was trying out for Shane French's radio show
01:01:22.119 --> 01:01:24.699
Rovers Morning Glory and Machine Gun Kelly came
01:01:24.699 --> 01:01:27.380
by. But that was before he went all Hollywood
01:01:27.380 --> 01:01:29.139
and like, you know, demon blood or whatever he
01:01:29.139 --> 01:01:31.780
does. It was just, you know, Colson Baker, the
01:01:31.780 --> 01:01:33.960
rapper from whatever part of Ohio he's from.
01:01:34.719 --> 01:01:38.739
And he was a good dude. He bragged about his
01:01:38.739 --> 01:01:41.719
daughter the whole time. He's really adorable.
01:01:42.400 --> 01:01:46.000
I'm a big fan of NGK. I do like his alternative
01:01:46.000 --> 01:01:49.500
music. But as a rapper, he was not bad. People
01:01:49.500 --> 01:01:51.840
just hate on him because he's a white boy. Happy
01:01:51.840 --> 01:01:58.579
Hot Topic! Howdy. Yo, what up, guys? DJ Y is
01:01:58.579 --> 01:02:01.059
back again with another rap show. In today's
01:02:01.059 --> 01:02:03.400
video, I want to show you legendary actor Al
01:02:03.400 --> 01:02:06.719
Pacino gives his flowers to one and only A .F.
01:02:06.800 --> 01:02:09.900
Rivera, director of Power and Stars and longtime
01:02:09.900 --> 01:02:12.719
partner of legendary Curtis with a century. Okay,
01:02:12.760 --> 01:02:15.099
I kind of like this new bit. I'm playing a news
01:02:15.099 --> 01:02:16.179
clip where you don't know what the fuck he's
01:02:16.179 --> 01:02:19.159
saying. Al Pacino gives his flower to 50 Cent's
01:02:19.159 --> 01:02:22.699
director, Alf Rivera. He is a true genius. I
01:02:22.699 --> 01:02:24.460
mean, how can you possibly, I mean, listen, I
01:02:24.460 --> 01:02:26.760
don't have the most conventional voice. How can
01:02:26.760 --> 01:02:28.800
you possibly literally record something and go
01:02:28.800 --> 01:02:38.739
like this? Oh, this is different. This is Jim
01:02:38.739 --> 01:02:41.039
Jones talking about his new disc song at 50 Cent
01:02:41.039 --> 01:02:47.420
and Cameron. working on this album maybe for
01:02:47.420 --> 01:02:51.119
the past six seven weeks um with everything going
01:02:51.119 --> 01:02:54.360
on it gave me a lot to talk about and i'm like
01:02:54.360 --> 01:02:56.800
i'm excited about the album excited about i'm
01:02:56.800 --> 01:02:58.579
sure he's gonna say that 50 cents of deadbeat
01:02:58.579 --> 01:03:02.840
dead all the original stuff being able to put
01:03:02.840 --> 01:03:05.239
another album out uh feel honest you know that
01:03:05.239 --> 01:03:08.059
uh making artists are not the easiest thing to
01:03:08.059 --> 01:03:12.699
do um so I have a complete album that I'm very
01:03:12.699 --> 01:03:21.780
proud of. I remember I was always the manager
01:03:21.780 --> 01:03:25.239
of the basketball teams growing up. I could not
01:03:25.239 --> 01:03:27.500
even make the second round of the triumphs. I
01:03:27.500 --> 01:03:32.519
was a waste of my height. But that and Bring
01:03:32.519 --> 01:03:34.579
Them Out were always the songs that we always
01:03:34.579 --> 01:03:37.360
warmed up. I say we as if I played. I was holding
01:03:37.360 --> 01:03:39.420
the little clipboard, but the basketball team
01:03:39.420 --> 01:03:52.280
always warmed up too. Ballin'! This is Fat Joe
01:03:52.280 --> 01:03:54.159
talking about the New York City fans beating
01:03:54.159 --> 01:03:57.360
up the Spurs fans. I'm just a voice, and I'm
01:03:57.360 --> 01:04:02.380
telling my people, it's distasteful. I like that
01:04:02.380 --> 01:04:04.159
Frank Sinatra or whatever he has in the background,
01:04:04.239 --> 01:04:07.079
like a true New Yorker. Disrespecting yourself.
01:04:08.679 --> 01:04:11.320
By beating up Spurs fans. Cause you're losers.
01:04:12.639 --> 01:04:14.840
That's when you can't root for another team.
01:04:15.440 --> 01:04:23.760
Disgusting. And here's G Herbo. It's not safe
01:04:23.760 --> 01:04:28.380
to be a Spurs fan in New York right now. A, B,
01:04:28.480 --> 01:04:37.920
and. He sounds so stoned out. G Herbo. Damn.
01:04:39.960 --> 01:04:44.119
I don't care. Why did it have to come to this?
01:04:44.360 --> 01:04:48.980
Why does every video stop? Because they censor.
01:04:49.000 --> 01:04:54.500
Come on. Come on. Come on. Do we really need
01:04:54.500 --> 01:04:57.139
to always censor the algorithm? If you fight
01:04:57.139 --> 01:05:00.219
it, it'll... God damn it. Ellen DeGeneres and
01:05:00.219 --> 01:05:02.420
her wife Portia de Rossi are getting romantic
01:05:02.420 --> 01:05:04.920
in the Mediterranean. Oh, I'm surprised they
01:05:04.920 --> 01:05:07.400
didn't beep out the word romantic. They can't.
01:05:07.610 --> 01:05:10.530
What the hell's going on? The couple, who've
01:05:10.530 --> 01:05:13.449
been married for 17 years, pack on the PDA on
01:05:13.449 --> 01:05:15.789
a boat off the Spanish island of Mallorca June
01:05:15.789 --> 01:05:18.349
8th. Those are not the lips I want to see locking
01:05:18.349 --> 01:05:23.670
together. Sydney Sweeney is setting the record
01:05:23.670 --> 01:05:26.690
straight on Euphoria cast drama. Oh, you know,
01:05:26.730 --> 01:05:29.869
there was a ton of drama. Actress who plays Cassie
01:05:29.869 --> 01:05:32.409
Howard in the hit TV series. You know, she was
01:05:32.409 --> 01:05:34.090
the mean girl on the set, so she probably was
01:05:34.090 --> 01:05:36.469
treated the best by the director. kind of the
01:05:36.469 --> 01:05:39.030
reports we're hearing. Vanity in an article published
01:05:39.030 --> 01:05:41.610
June 9th. We all grew up together on this show,
01:05:41.710 --> 01:05:43.750
so it's honestly crazy to watch how much social
01:05:43.750 --> 01:05:46.409
media and the press spin things. Speculation
01:05:46.409 --> 01:05:48.469
of cast drama came when Euphoria's third season
01:05:48.469 --> 01:05:51.250
was delayed in production. Season 3 was originally
01:05:51.250 --> 01:05:54.789
expected to begin filming in 2024. Alright, so
01:05:54.789 --> 01:05:57.250
whatever. A show about heroin being unorganized?
01:05:57.289 --> 01:06:03.000
No way! UFC, not UFC, UFO whistleblower David
01:06:03.000 --> 01:06:05.380
Grush says the Pentagon knows things about aliens.
01:06:05.559 --> 01:06:09.820
That's cool. Former Disney star Joshua Bassett
01:06:09.820 --> 01:06:12.320
said his life used a revolver on drugs, probably
01:06:12.320 --> 01:06:16.380
because he's from Disney. And Todd and Julie
01:06:16.380 --> 01:06:18.340
Christie said we're coming for our former attorneys.
01:06:20.559 --> 01:06:27.920
What a bunch of losers. All right. Let's talk
01:06:27.920 --> 01:06:33.280
about this abortion lady. Jesse Ridgway is claiming
01:06:33.280 --> 01:06:35.840
his wife, Ashley Ridgway's family, urged her
01:06:35.840 --> 01:06:38.039
to leave him over their pregnancy termination.
01:06:38.340 --> 01:06:41.159
Yeah, if you watch the video of her talking about
01:06:41.159 --> 01:06:43.760
the abortion, she doesn't really have the face
01:06:43.760 --> 01:06:47.880
that she's as proud of it as that loser. What's
01:06:47.880 --> 01:06:49.840
your name? McNugget Jugger or something? You're
01:06:49.840 --> 01:06:53.219
a douche. The YouTuber known online as McJuggerNuggets.
01:06:53.400 --> 01:06:56.880
Yeah, even worse. June 4th, he and his wife made
01:06:56.880 --> 01:06:59.500
the decision to terminate their pregnancy. Yeah,
01:06:59.659 --> 01:07:01.099
because the kid was going to be mentally challenged.
01:07:01.400 --> 01:07:03.880
I thought their dad was. No wonder the kid was
01:07:03.880 --> 01:07:07.280
mentally challenged. McNuggets is too. To the
01:07:07.280 --> 01:07:10.960
fetus testing positive for trisomy 21, the chromosomal
01:07:10.960 --> 01:07:14.860
condition that causes Down syndrome. In a sad
01:07:14.860 --> 01:07:18.619
way, hear me out. People don't always hear me
01:07:18.619 --> 01:07:22.929
out. But in kind of a sad way. it's like almost
01:07:22.929 --> 01:07:24.530
better off they would have been such horrible
01:07:24.530 --> 01:07:27.630
parents and in a june 8th instagram post jesse
01:07:27.630 --> 01:07:30.070
claims in addition to the public backlash his
01:07:30.070 --> 01:07:33.309
wife's family is accusing him of abuse and brainwashing
01:07:33.309 --> 01:07:35.489
her as well as giving her ultimatums she needs
01:07:35.489 --> 01:07:39.070
to leave him immediately i will say he does look
01:07:39.070 --> 01:07:42.769
like an abuser because he's a loser you look
01:07:42.769 --> 01:07:45.320
at him he just looks like a twat He writes after
01:07:45.320 --> 01:07:48.000
her procedure, my parents drop off an extremely
01:07:48.000 --> 01:07:50.320
thoughtful gift basket and show unconditional
01:07:50.320 --> 01:07:53.400
love and support. Meanwhile, her family has been
01:07:53.400 --> 01:07:55.559
nowhere. And to make the family business public,
01:07:55.619 --> 01:07:58.539
I go, fuck yourself. You make all men look bad,
01:07:58.599 --> 01:08:06.780
you 2009 hair loser. And here is Jesse Ridgway
01:08:06.780 --> 01:08:12.039
talking about it. Let's clip some TMZ. What is
01:08:12.039 --> 01:08:16.060
all that? Somebody dropped all this off for you.
01:08:16.380 --> 01:08:20.260
It's her laying in bed. What is it? Oh, I see
01:08:20.260 --> 01:08:24.720
cookies. Oh, my God. This thing's gross. It's
01:08:24.720 --> 01:08:27.220
like a whole basket of cookies and a dog sniffing
01:08:27.220 --> 01:08:35.180
it. Cookies. Pretzels, popcorn. Was this your
01:08:35.180 --> 01:08:43.180
parents? She is mentally ill. She is definitely
01:08:43.180 --> 01:08:50.760
a victim. Not just crying. She needs to leave
01:08:50.760 --> 01:08:54.520
this. She needs to leave this lizard. That's
01:08:54.520 --> 01:08:58.140
really sweet. Rest and relax. Rest and relax.
01:08:59.920 --> 01:09:03.399
I'm interested in these cookies. Yeah, you haven't
01:09:03.399 --> 01:09:06.140
really eaten much. No, but my appetite is coming
01:09:06.140 --> 01:09:11.850
back. Riveting stuff. Doesn't it make you feel
01:09:11.850 --> 01:09:14.029
terrible? They're like, you're a hardworking
01:09:14.029 --> 01:09:16.250
average Joe listening to me and those morons
01:09:16.250 --> 01:09:20.210
have money. Doesn't that make you mad? Time for
01:09:20.210 --> 01:09:26.590
side chick news. Right now. Yeah. Turn it up.
01:09:27.789 --> 01:09:32.829
Turn it up. It's happy hour. We're kind of happy,
01:09:32.909 --> 01:09:39.170
baby. Side chick news. We talking messy today.
01:09:41.070 --> 01:09:44.590
Uh, mic check. Welcome to the surf. Riding in
01:09:44.590 --> 01:09:46.869
the booth, cut straight through the surf. Call
01:09:46.869 --> 01:09:49.350
it like I see it. Feelings in the hearse, kid.
01:09:49.550 --> 01:09:52.010
You click the T, now you get the whole thermos.
01:09:52.010 --> 01:09:54.489
The libs playing games, acting like they saints.
01:09:54.529 --> 01:09:56.869
Got a whole spouse home, still sliding to the
01:09:56.869 --> 01:09:59.670
dates. Screenshot save, little goodnight, babe.
01:09:59.869 --> 01:10:02.170
Then they on a yacht pick, trying to hide the
01:10:02.170 --> 01:10:04.750
face. From the field to the runway, everybody
01:10:04.750 --> 01:10:07.750
frontin'. Postin' healing energy while they DM
01:10:07.750 --> 01:10:12.750
huntin'. You can't tag the man, but you tag the
01:10:12.750 --> 01:10:15.369
watch he buys It's that side chick news, side
01:10:15.369 --> 01:10:18.949
chick news Ryan Hoppy gon' choose Every fraud,
01:10:19.010 --> 01:10:22.050
every fling, every late night move We exposed,
01:10:22.270 --> 01:10:25.149
we amused Yeah, we say it like it is on an afternoon
01:10:25.149 --> 01:10:27.770
cruise It's that side chick news The whole world
01:10:27.770 --> 01:10:30.189
doomed to the truth You can't hide from your
01:10:30.189 --> 01:10:33.130
man, can't hide from this boo Side chick news
01:10:33.130 --> 01:10:37.850
Phone light flashin', who you tryin' to tag?
01:10:37.869 --> 01:10:40.329
Got a ring on your hand, still shoppin' for the
01:10:40.329 --> 01:10:42.569
next key All teams stressin', tryin' to spin
01:10:42.569 --> 01:10:44.930
it for the press But the group chat memes got
01:10:44.930 --> 01:10:47.390
receipts on deck From the field goals, listen
01:10:47.390 --> 01:10:50.109
to the model in the mist One post, soft life,
01:10:50.189 --> 01:10:53.069
next post, side twist You a free spirit, but
01:10:53.069 --> 01:10:55.850
the rent still split Funny how the timeline never
01:10:55.850 --> 01:10:58.609
shows that bit Look, I'm just readin' what the
01:10:58.609 --> 01:11:01.170
headlines say I'm the voice in your car, you
01:11:01.170 --> 01:11:03.869
pretend you hate Laughin' at the drama, yeah,
01:11:03.930 --> 01:11:06.670
we know it ain't new Same story, new face, welcome
01:11:06.670 --> 01:11:14.449
back to Every fraud, every fling, every late
01:11:14.449 --> 01:11:17.829
night move. We exposed, we amused. Yeah, we say
01:11:17.829 --> 01:11:20.810
it like it is on an afternoon cruise. Side chick
01:11:20.810 --> 01:11:23.689
moves. Whole world tuned to the truth. You can't
01:11:23.689 --> 01:11:26.029
hide from your man, can't hide from this move.
01:11:26.329 --> 01:11:31.029
Side chick moves. Breaking, breaking, breaking,
01:11:31.289 --> 01:11:33.489
breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking.
01:11:33.510 --> 01:11:37.010
Another is complicated. I got it. Nothing we
01:11:37.010 --> 01:11:40.239
want to break. Expectations. Expectations. And
01:11:40.239 --> 01:11:42.460
if you gotta say we low -key, that's what we
01:11:42.460 --> 01:11:50.500
do You ain't mean, this ain't my food Side chick
01:11:50.500 --> 01:11:53.579
news, this that side chick news Side chick news,
01:11:53.720 --> 01:11:57.060
right how we gon' choose Every fraud, every fling,
01:11:57.060 --> 01:12:00.579
every late night move We expose, we amuse, yeah
01:12:00.579 --> 01:12:03.020
we say it like it is On the afternoon cruise,
01:12:03.199 --> 01:12:41.479
side chick news RyanHobbyRadio .com. Ariana Grande
01:12:41.479 --> 01:12:45.319
is singing a different tune on tour. I do not
01:12:45.319 --> 01:12:48.460
like the side chick. I do not like that people
01:12:48.460 --> 01:12:51.420
report her as if she's not one. She's the definition
01:12:51.420 --> 01:12:56.199
of a career side chick. Look at her. Look at
01:12:56.199 --> 01:12:58.619
her. Shortly before her breakup from Wicked co
01:12:58.619 --> 01:13:00.720
-star Ethan Slater, who would have thought a
01:13:00.720 --> 01:13:02.819
relationship that began on infidelity wouldn't
01:13:02.819 --> 01:13:06.699
work? was made public on June 8th. The Grammy
01:13:06.699 --> 01:13:09.260
winner changes the lyrics to her song Thank U,
01:13:09.300 --> 01:13:11.520
Next during the opening night of her Eternal
01:13:11.520 --> 01:13:16.020
Sunshine tour. Oh, the Eternal Sunshine! Because
01:13:16.020 --> 01:13:17.760
when I think of sunshine, I think of a side chick.
01:13:18.189 --> 01:13:20.850
Alluding to her 2023 divorce from Dalton Gomez,
01:13:21.189 --> 01:13:23.750
as well as her parents' once fractured relationship.
01:13:24.289 --> 01:13:27.609
As seen in a video posted to X on June 7th, the
01:13:27.609 --> 01:13:29.810
singer slightly tweaks the bridge of her song,
01:13:29.890 --> 01:13:32.449
in which she typically sings, One day I'll walk
01:13:32.449 --> 01:13:35.149
down the aisle holding hands with my mama. I'll
01:13:35.149 --> 01:13:37.550
be thanking my dad cause she grew from the drama.
01:13:37.850 --> 01:13:40.630
I remember that. Instead, Ariana touches on how
01:13:40.630 --> 01:13:43.329
her parents Says I'm a dirty rotten hag. Amicably
01:13:43.329 --> 01:13:47.149
moved on from their 2002 divorce. Singing, we
01:13:47.149 --> 01:13:49.369
all all grew from the drama. Yeah, you definitely
01:13:49.369 --> 01:13:54.670
are a drama queen. You love drama. And while
01:13:54.670 --> 01:13:57.090
the next line was, only want to do it once real
01:13:57.090 --> 01:14:00.210
bad, gonna make that shit last, Ariana opts to
01:14:00.210 --> 01:14:02.829
not sing that part and gives the audience a knowing
01:14:02.829 --> 01:14:05.470
look as she laughs. She should make a line about
01:14:05.470 --> 01:14:10.050
being on Ozempic. Mm -hmm. And here's the final
01:14:10.050 --> 01:14:12.850
letter. That hot piece of ass. Wow, my voice
01:14:12.850 --> 01:14:15.689
just echoed in this room. Yeah, here she is saying
01:14:15.689 --> 01:14:19.550
that Tom Brady should date her. Luna, so I don't
01:14:19.550 --> 01:14:21.689
know if you saw this. Ariana Grande and Ethan
01:14:21.689 --> 01:14:26.170
Slater, they've broken up. Your reaction? I saw
01:14:26.170 --> 01:14:28.130
this online, and I hope she moves on to better
01:14:28.130 --> 01:14:32.189
prospects. Well, what about him? You know, you
01:14:32.189 --> 01:14:35.329
should date her then. I mean, they are two big
01:14:35.329 --> 01:14:37.310
fish in a very big world, so I think they'll
01:14:37.310 --> 01:14:39.880
be okay. That's a very strange line. So, thank
01:14:39.880 --> 01:14:42.520
you next. Thank you next. Is what you're saying.
01:14:42.699 --> 01:14:46.979
God, I would rock Annabelle in Atlanta's route.
01:14:47.319 --> 01:14:48.840
Who do you like? I believe that's a great quote
01:14:48.840 --> 01:14:51.520
of hers. Well, she's from Florida. Yeah. You're...
01:14:51.520 --> 01:14:53.800
Floridian. Yes. I'm one of the cooler raps. Okay,
01:14:53.979 --> 01:14:56.140
exactly. So, maybe who would you like to see
01:14:56.140 --> 01:14:58.140
her with? If you were in her shoes and you were
01:14:58.140 --> 01:15:00.739
moving on from SpongeBob, where do you think?
01:15:00.960 --> 01:15:03.359
Tom Brady's single, isn't he? The problem is
01:15:03.359 --> 01:15:05.300
Tom Brady's not married and that's not how she
01:15:05.300 --> 01:15:12.229
moves. Mm -hmm. Time for Spencer Pratt as a Dishbag.
01:15:31.960 --> 01:15:34.520
Too much shine, too much mouth, smirk on cute
01:15:34.520 --> 01:15:38.979
Like the room holds you now, I see the pose I
01:15:38.979 --> 01:15:42.020
see the grin, I see the show, you want a crown
01:15:42.020 --> 01:15:46.779
But the whole floor says no Hands up, hands back,
01:15:46.800 --> 01:15:50.439
feel that pressure crack Say it, say it back,
01:15:50.640 --> 01:15:53.279
you keep coming off like that Spend some pride,
01:15:53.520 --> 01:15:58.960
spend some pride You're so extra, that's a fact
01:15:58.960 --> 01:16:05.770
Spend some pride Got that big talk, I don't miss
01:16:05.770 --> 01:16:37.680
a match You're selling every line, I don't need
01:16:37.680 --> 01:16:42.100
much Just one beat in your mind Hands up and
01:16:42.100 --> 01:16:46.020
back, feel that pressure crack Say it, say it
01:16:46.020 --> 01:16:48.800
back, you keep coming off like that Spend some
01:16:48.800 --> 01:16:54.000
crack, spend some crack You're so extra, that's
01:16:54.000 --> 01:17:16.300
a fact Spend some crack Beat drop. Right now.
01:17:17.100 --> 01:17:23.220
Break it down. Now the floor gonna leave. One
01:17:23.220 --> 01:17:38.859
more shout. And the lights turn. Say it sharp.
01:17:38.939 --> 01:18:03.000
Say it fast. Oh. This morning, a week after California's
01:18:03.000 --> 01:18:05.760
primary day, reality TV star Spencer Pratt's
01:18:05.760 --> 01:18:08.300
insurgent campaign for L .A. mayor has officially
01:18:08.300 --> 01:18:13.199
run its course. Loser! Not only did you run your
01:18:13.199 --> 01:18:15.260
course as a reality star, you could barely be
01:18:15.260 --> 01:18:22.319
a politician. Happy hour. Happy hour. Happy hour.
01:18:31.199 --> 01:18:33.500
RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be right
01:18:33.500 --> 01:18:36.439
back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever
01:18:36.439 --> 01:18:41.840
we're going outside, all I smell is poop. And
01:18:41.840 --> 01:18:47.000
we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. As
01:18:47.000 --> 01:18:48.979
a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
01:18:48.979 --> 01:18:51.659
to this next song, you can skip over it. But
01:18:51.659 --> 01:18:54.380
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
01:18:54.579 --> 01:18:58.279
so stick around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno.
01:18:58.420 --> 01:19:25.289
Hoppy Hour will be right back. I'm sleeping and
01:19:25.289 --> 01:19:34.289
something wakes me but I don't Probably just
01:19:34.289 --> 01:19:38.369
miss my sex. Let me get up and see what the deal.
01:19:39.170 --> 01:19:44.590
What the hell? These crying faces all over my
01:19:44.590 --> 01:19:50.949
screen. And a picture of her eyes. Try to tell
01:19:50.949 --> 01:19:54.810
myself this ain't nothing to L -O -L about. Gotta
01:19:54.810 --> 01:19:58.029
be serious, cause usually she call, but this
01:19:58.029 --> 01:20:32.140
time my baby done. She already know what it is,
01:20:32.220 --> 01:20:35.500
I'm gonna tell her what's up Dear ex -little
01:20:35.500 --> 01:20:38.060
lady, smiling faces I've been patiently waiting
01:20:38.060 --> 01:20:40.779
for a date And every time you try to make up
01:20:40.779 --> 01:20:43.300
It seem like you're requiring me to wake up What
01:20:43.300 --> 01:20:45.739
a day, why you acting like I wasn't asleep? Why
01:20:45.739 --> 01:20:47.800
you acting like I wasn't sweet? Why you acting
01:20:47.800 --> 01:20:49.859
like I ain't sweeping off your feet? Why you
01:20:49.859 --> 01:20:51.899
acting like I ain't wanna take you out to eat?
01:20:52.119 --> 01:20:54.619
Why you acting like I broke up with you? When
01:20:54.619 --> 01:20:56.500
every morning I'm whistling, I woke up with you
01:21:10.699 --> 01:21:16.180
Send me an email with all the details She said
01:21:16.180 --> 01:21:18.359
she won't be back and she don't care what she
01:21:18.359 --> 01:21:21.180
gotta do for me She couldn't say it in person
01:21:47.340 --> 01:21:50.039
She keeps sweatin' me, I don't know why she keeps
01:21:50.039 --> 01:21:52.699
stressin' me She had plenty of time to get it,
01:21:52.720 --> 01:21:54.899
now that I'm on gettin' paid, I'm not with it
01:21:54.899 --> 01:21:58.319
Hey, she's been hittin' me for days, leave me
01:21:58.319 --> 01:22:01.500
comments on my space Tell me what was I to do,
01:22:01.619 --> 01:22:03.439
if I did what you did, I'd be fightin' for you
01:22:03.439 --> 01:22:07.619
too Hey, then I cry and face it, can you please
01:22:07.619 --> 01:22:14.079
forgive me? And let's put all this behind I try
01:22:14.079 --> 01:22:18.420
to tell myself, this ain't nothin' to end It's
01:22:18.420 --> 01:22:21.579
getting serious, cause usually she gone But this
01:22:21.579 --> 01:22:25.979
time my baby done Said baby, baby, we stole the
01:22:25.979 --> 01:22:29.520
details She said she won't be back and she don't
01:22:29.520 --> 01:22:32.479
care what she gotta do for me She couldn't say
01:22:32.479 --> 01:22:59.460
it in person, she put it all in words and I That's
01:22:59.460 --> 01:23:05.859
right. Send me an email. Send me an email. Send
01:23:05.859 --> 01:23:08.800
me an email. Send me an email. Send me an email.
01:23:09.159 --> 01:23:11.979
Send me an email. Send me an email. Send me an
01:23:11.979 --> 01:23:22.699
email. Send me an email. Send me an email. And
01:23:22.699 --> 01:23:26.739
now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on
01:23:26.739 --> 01:23:38.800
Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Welcome to the Hoppy Hour.
01:23:42.579 --> 01:23:49.939
Now for something completely different. Door
01:23:49.939 --> 01:24:41.779
is closing. Happy hour. Happy hour. Ladies and
01:24:41.779 --> 01:24:45.659
gentlemen, here it is. The most recent radio
01:24:45.659 --> 01:24:49.079
show on the planet. The other stations are tuned
01:24:49.079 --> 01:25:43.460
in too. Y 'all Ryan Hop on the mic, spittin'
01:25:43.460 --> 01:25:46.760
fire again National waves and the city's a -spinnin'
01:25:46.979 --> 01:25:49.479
Walkin' headlines, man, you can't resist Every
01:25:49.479 --> 01:26:11.350
scoop hittin' harder than a clenched fist We
01:26:11.350 --> 01:26:14.350
got sunshine, drama, and the traffic heat. Stories
01:26:14.350 --> 01:26:16.930
of all, they knock you off your seat. The vibe's
01:26:16.930 --> 01:26:19.949
electric, we taking control. Tampa Bay's anthem,
01:26:20.090 --> 01:26:22.350
you feeling your soul. From Clearwater Waters
01:26:22.350 --> 01:26:24.750
to E -Board Streets, man, we documenting life
01:26:24.750 --> 01:26:27.390
with those hip -hop beats. Turn it up now, let
01:26:27.390 --> 01:26:29.710
the world partake in the stories of the legends
01:26:29.710 --> 01:26:51.060
and the news we make. Happy Hot Topic! What's
01:26:51.060 --> 01:26:52.560
happening today? Some new restrictions up for
01:26:52.560 --> 01:26:55.239
consideration in St. Pete Beach. Ah, man, we're
01:26:55.239 --> 01:26:57.300
going to raise the prices of parking and make
01:26:57.300 --> 01:27:00.699
it less fun! City leaders are looking at limitations
01:27:00.699 --> 01:27:03.000
that could impact beachgoers and businesses.
01:27:03.380 --> 01:27:05.119
Eight on your side, Speth, are so alive this
01:27:05.119 --> 01:27:06.760
morning at the beach with a look... Is the beach
01:27:06.760 --> 01:27:09.180
even fun anymore? ...at the changes included
01:27:09.180 --> 01:27:11.220
in the... I just walked in my pool in my apartment.
01:27:12.000 --> 01:27:15.539
...proposal. Good morning. Hey, good morning.
01:27:15.640 --> 01:27:17.800
So if this new ordinance is approved, it could
01:27:17.800 --> 01:27:21.060
have a widespread effect. Oh yeah! I hope you
01:27:21.060 --> 01:27:23.439
enjoy your time along the shore here in St. Pete
01:27:23.439 --> 01:27:26.100
Beach. As far as items and activities that are
01:27:26.100 --> 01:27:28.899
prohibited, this list could get a whole lot longer.
01:27:29.140 --> 01:27:32.800
It says no fireworks, literally no. Even though
01:27:32.800 --> 01:27:34.539
I got bloodshot on a beach one time. All right,
01:27:34.539 --> 01:27:36.779
class, fire, it's back to alcohol. Go ahead and
01:27:36.779 --> 01:27:38.560
run through some of the specifics that they're
01:27:38.560 --> 01:27:40.699
considering. It's going to be bikes, smoking,
01:27:40.819 --> 01:27:44.250
and vaping. Disposable foam coolers and unintended
01:27:44.250 --> 01:27:47.270
fishing lines. Yeah, if you get rid of bikes
01:27:47.270 --> 01:27:52.689
at the beach, you're a loser! Happy Hot Topic!
01:27:53.750 --> 01:27:56.350
New reactions this evening from the Florida Holocaust
01:27:56.350 --> 01:27:59.289
Museum as Ye, the artist formerly known as Kanye
01:27:59.289 --> 01:28:01.789
West, prepares to perform in Tampa later. I love
01:28:01.789 --> 01:28:05.020
hearing these. caucasian reporters go the artist
01:28:05.020 --> 01:28:08.560
formerly known as yay this month in the past
01:28:08.560 --> 01:28:11.220
the rappers called himself a nazi and sold merchandise
01:28:11.220 --> 01:28:14.300
with swastikas the florida holocaust museum is
01:28:14.300 --> 01:28:17.699
speaking out calling it hurtful and hateful there's
01:28:17.699 --> 01:28:22.579
all right i get it i don't like anti -semitism
01:28:23.609 --> 01:28:25.689
But you're not going to stop his show. Speaking
01:28:25.689 --> 01:28:27.949
out against his two shows set for Raymond James
01:28:27.949 --> 01:28:30.590
Stadium. To counter the concert, the museum will
01:28:30.590 --> 01:28:33.090
also offer free admission the weekend of June
01:28:33.090 --> 01:28:35.369
26th. That's brilliant. Because who would have
01:28:35.369 --> 01:28:36.869
thought to go there? But that's actually real
01:28:36.869 --> 01:28:45.770
smart marketing. Time for Chicago on News. Whatever,
01:28:48.489 --> 01:29:03.720
whatever, whatever. Jonah! Kiss my ass! 6ix9ine,
01:29:03.760 --> 01:29:06.260
but he been in these mics All in 10 heights,
01:29:06.439 --> 01:29:08.859
now the cynic is tight From the berms to the
01:29:08.859 --> 01:29:11.340
block, that's a hell of a hike When the dials
01:29:11.340 --> 01:29:14.319
see his name on the lights He got callers on
01:29:14.319 --> 01:29:25.210
the lines, trying to break they news We'll be
01:29:25.210 --> 01:29:53.930
right back. We'll be right back. Well, Dave,
01:29:53.970 --> 01:29:56.390
we know that this cybersecurity problem apparently
01:29:56.390 --> 01:29:58.810
hit the district's phone and email systems, the
01:29:58.810 --> 01:30:01.229
internet, computers. Evanston Township High School
01:30:01.229 --> 01:30:03.989
sports camps canceled due to cyber attack. And
01:30:03.989 --> 01:30:07.010
whatever happened is serious enough that administrators
01:30:07.010 --> 01:30:09.970
made the decision to close down campus today
01:30:09.970 --> 01:30:13.130
and tomorrow. There you go. There's that. There's
01:30:13.130 --> 01:30:18.270
that. Our other big story tonight, it's not official.
01:30:18.390 --> 01:30:21.470
It's not all said and done. It's not over yet.
01:30:21.630 --> 01:30:25.069
But today, the Chicago Bears say they are moving
01:30:25.069 --> 01:30:28.170
forward with stadium plans across the Indiana
01:30:28.170 --> 01:30:30.949
border. And now, usually I don't talk about Wisconsin
01:30:30.949 --> 01:30:33.449
radio, but this Green Bay radio host from Murphy
01:30:33.449 --> 01:30:37.470
in the morning made a song about the Chicago
01:30:37.470 --> 01:30:42.689
Bears having Indiana. Chicago Bears fight song.
01:30:42.810 --> 01:30:48.350
Here we go. Hammond, Indiana, Hammond, Indiana,
01:30:48.529 --> 01:30:53.149
Hammond, Indiana, let me say it once again. Oh
01:30:53.149 --> 01:30:56.590
my gosh. God, this is so hack. Hammond, Indiana.
01:30:56.750 --> 01:30:58.750
Where's Opie and Anthony for Jack Tober when
01:30:58.750 --> 01:31:02.270
you need them? Hammond, Indiana, Hammond, Indiana,
01:31:02.729 --> 01:31:07.899
McCaskey chose this terrain. They're cackling.
01:31:07.960 --> 01:31:11.079
How did I show? If you'd like to have a logical
01:31:11.079 --> 01:31:15.560
explanation, how the Bears became an Indiana
01:31:15.560 --> 01:31:19.739
installation, I will say without a moment of
01:31:19.739 --> 01:31:24.399
hesitation, Springfield fumbled, so we fled the
01:31:24.399 --> 01:31:27.760
state. Wow. I was actually thinking it was going
01:31:27.760 --> 01:31:29.319
to be better. I thought it was going to be the
01:31:29.319 --> 01:31:33.369
girl singer, not the annoying dude. The California
01:31:33.369 --> 01:31:35.670
man who survived a recent grizzly bear attack
01:31:35.670 --> 01:31:38.029
at Montana's Glacier National Park is sharing
01:31:38.029 --> 01:31:40.670
his story, and it is terrifying. Minutes after
01:31:40.670 --> 01:31:42.970
Daniel Crago of San Carlos snapped this smiling
01:31:42.970 --> 01:31:45.729
selfie, he noticed a bear cub pass pretty close
01:31:45.729 --> 01:31:48.869
by. That's when he spotted a larger grizzly 15
01:31:48.869 --> 01:31:51.970
feet above him on a slope. I'm glad he's safe.
01:31:52.149 --> 01:31:54.729
I don't know what else Chicago is, but here's
01:31:54.729 --> 01:31:58.250
this. We are hearing from the family of Bulls
01:31:58.250 --> 01:32:01.109
legend Stacey King after he died suddenly over
01:32:01.109 --> 01:32:04.310
the weekend. I am still so sad about this. His
01:32:04.310 --> 01:32:07.489
sons Eric, Garrett, and Brandon releasing a statement
01:32:07.489 --> 01:32:10.560
which says in part... Dad, thank you for every
01:32:10.560 --> 01:32:13.399
lesson, every sacrifice, every laugh, and every
01:32:13.399 --> 01:32:16.060
moment we shared together. Thank you for loving
01:32:16.060 --> 01:32:18.560
us, believing in us, and showing us what it means
01:32:18.560 --> 01:32:21.800
to live with passion, generosity, and authenticity.
01:32:22.140 --> 01:32:25.520
Your love and influence will remain with us forever.
01:32:26.039 --> 01:32:28.840
Okay, so like, for people that aren't from Chicago,
01:32:29.039 --> 01:32:30.500
he was the voice of the Bullets for the last
01:32:30.500 --> 01:32:33.399
20 years, but I just... I know everyone dies,
01:32:33.439 --> 01:32:35.420
blah, blah. I just can't. This is like the first
01:32:35.420 --> 01:32:38.460
celebrity death in a minute that I don't, I don't
01:32:38.460 --> 01:32:44.359
think Stacey King's dead. He can't be. King broadcasted
01:32:44.359 --> 01:32:46.500
games for the Bulls for more than two decades.
01:32:46.720 --> 01:32:48.579
Oh man, I'm going to cry today. This is fucking
01:32:48.579 --> 01:32:53.270
sad. That debate over ShotSpotter continued today
01:32:53.270 --> 01:32:56.109
at City Hall. Yeah, so they did get rid of the
01:32:56.109 --> 01:32:58.210
ShotSpotter because they want to protect the
01:32:58.210 --> 01:33:00.550
criminals. The Public Safety Committee meeting.
01:33:01.109 --> 01:33:04.229
Yeah, it's all Brandon Johnson. He's a loser!
01:33:06.250 --> 01:33:08.590
By the way, Pat McAfee might be making $40 million
01:33:08.590 --> 01:33:11.989
a year. So, a good offer. It's time for a Fresno
01:33:11.989 --> 01:33:14.869
News! I'm still crying a little bit about Stacey
01:33:14.869 --> 01:33:18.359
King. Wrong button, but whatever. Back to the
01:33:18.359 --> 01:33:22.840
Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97
01:33:22.840 --> 01:34:08.079
.7. That's the plan. Outro Music We'll see you
01:34:08.079 --> 01:35:10.060
next time. You can see an officer push a woman
01:35:10.060 --> 01:35:13.100
to the ground. As multiple people thought, Kerman
01:35:13.100 --> 01:35:15.539
police say officers had to get involved after...
01:35:15.539 --> 01:35:17.899
Ah, bunch of morons enters this. Two Central
01:35:17.899 --> 01:35:20.380
Valley counties now have a clearer picture of
01:35:20.380 --> 01:35:22.680
the crisis of homelessness in their communities.
01:35:23.000 --> 01:35:25.899
The Fresno -Madera Continuum of Care reported
01:35:25.899 --> 01:35:29.600
a 9 % jump in homelessness. Ah, well, I don't
01:35:29.600 --> 01:35:31.180
pray, but whatever's closest, I'll give it to
01:35:31.180 --> 01:35:43.050
Fresno. I can't lose my voice. It's all I have.
01:35:43.710 --> 01:36:10.399
And I barely have one. No blues, every crack,
01:36:10.479 --> 01:36:13.720
every flaw Until the tapes, no sugar, no draw
01:36:13.720 --> 01:36:17.039
Hoppy on the mic spittin' facts, no law Back
01:36:17.039 --> 01:36:20.279
alleys whisper, still grit in the air Hoppy pullin'
01:36:20.399 --> 01:36:22.859
cards, city troops laid bare Bar sharper than
01:36:22.859 --> 01:36:25.260
the skyline, no time to spare Opinions heavy
01:36:25.260 --> 01:36:28.979
as the lake, but he don't care Radio days, static
01:36:28.979 --> 01:36:31.380
hum in the booth Voice boomin' through the speakers,
01:36:31.479 --> 01:36:34.960
hittin' with the truth Tower city shadows, echoin'
01:36:34.960 --> 01:36:37.979
the youth Uncut, unpolished Cleveland's the proof,
01:36:38.140 --> 01:36:41.039
Hoppy's lens, no rose tint. Just grind every
01:36:41.039 --> 01:36:43.819
segment, a slice of Cleveland's mind. From the
01:36:43.819 --> 01:36:46.899
flats to the heights, so the reefs combine. Unfiltered,
01:36:46.899 --> 01:37:05.079
unbothered, unrefined. Water. Let's go! This
01:37:05.079 --> 01:37:09.579
is such a Cleveland headline. We want the residents
01:37:09.579 --> 01:37:12.020
up there to have peace and tranquility, as they
01:37:12.020 --> 01:37:15.680
should. This morning, Westlake PD is taking back
01:37:15.680 --> 01:37:18.000
the streets and working to stop destructive driving
01:37:18.000 --> 01:37:20.579
once and for all. There you go, there's that.
01:37:21.600 --> 01:37:24.020
so how about this one a local lyft driver says
01:37:24.020 --> 01:37:26.760
she lost her job when she unknowingly became
01:37:26.760 --> 01:37:31.960
the getaway driver for shoplifters 19 news reporter
01:37:31.960 --> 01:37:34.180
catherine hunley with a story you'll see only
01:37:34.180 --> 01:37:38.460
on 19. that's such an outdated news it's only
01:37:38.460 --> 01:37:44.079
here i'm sure you only had it shut up and then
01:37:44.079 --> 01:37:47.949
the five second delay Yeah, this Lyft driver
01:37:47.949 --> 01:37:51.550
was actually handcuffed and lost her job just
01:37:51.550 --> 01:37:54.909
days after she unknowingly drove those shoplifters
01:37:54.909 --> 01:37:57.770
away from Pinecrest here. So she actually picked
01:37:57.770 --> 01:38:00.449
them up in another city, drove them here to Pinecrest
01:38:00.449 --> 01:38:02.890
for what she assumed was shopping. Later that
01:38:02.890 --> 01:38:05.270
day, she ended up getting a ride from the same
01:38:05.270 --> 01:38:08.970
three young men who she drove away. But what
01:38:08.970 --> 01:38:11.949
she didn't know was they actually used her as
01:38:11.949 --> 01:38:14.569
the getaway car. Katrina had been driving for
01:38:14.569 --> 01:38:17.069
Lyft for just over two weeks. to make some extra
01:38:17.069 --> 01:38:19.770
money when last week while out on the road she
01:38:19.770 --> 01:38:22.890
was pulled over and handcuffed this was the uh
01:38:22.890 --> 01:38:25.989
scariest situation i've ever had because the
01:38:25.989 --> 01:38:28.750
police man the cleveland cops pulled me out of
01:38:28.750 --> 01:38:31.130
my vehicle and there you know i had to deal with
01:38:31.130 --> 01:39:14.369
them one time They used to harbor it here. We
01:39:14.369 --> 01:39:16.930
think this is art. It could be worse, though.
01:39:16.949 --> 01:39:21.369
At least we're not Detroit. We're not Detroit.
01:39:21.890 --> 01:39:23.970
The masses, sports, you know, keep people from
01:39:23.970 --> 01:39:25.770
looking at their own lives and realizing how
01:39:25.770 --> 01:39:28.729
bad they've actually gotten, you know? I mean,
01:39:28.850 --> 01:39:33.029
if you couldn't get drunk and paint yourself
01:39:33.029 --> 01:39:36.270
orange and brown every Sunday, you might realize
01:39:36.270 --> 01:39:46.760
I live in Cleveland. Did I used to eat babies
01:39:46.760 --> 01:39:48.859
in a former life? And then he's looking around
01:39:48.859 --> 01:39:50.460
at your tiny little house that you can't afford
01:39:50.460 --> 01:39:52.260
because of the mortgage crisis and your horrible
01:39:52.260 --> 01:39:54.640
little sloppy kids who will have diabetes by
01:39:54.640 --> 01:39:56.100
the time they're eight because they live on corn
01:39:56.100 --> 01:39:59.899
syrup and lye. And then you look at your big
01:39:59.899 --> 01:40:02.079
bloated mess of a wife and she waddles towards
01:40:02.079 --> 01:40:04.239
you with her front butt going out over the top
01:40:04.239 --> 01:40:06.800
of her ass in long jeans. And you think, I'm
01:40:06.800 --> 01:40:08.680
going to go shoot myself and my pregnant 12 -year
01:40:08.680 --> 01:40:15.649
-old daughter, right? Do you regret anything
01:40:15.649 --> 01:40:17.670
that you said about Cleveland? I just don't at
01:40:17.670 --> 01:40:22.670
all. Do you like it? Do you think Cleveland's
01:40:22.670 --> 01:40:24.770
cool? I mean, I never heard anybody say, I'm
01:40:24.770 --> 01:40:27.310
going to Cleveland on vacation. I just don't.
01:40:28.430 --> 01:40:32.170
What's so good about Cleveland? I just don't.
01:40:57.609 --> 01:41:00.289
What you look like on the outside, whether you're
01:41:00.289 --> 01:41:04.729
white or black or Sasquatch even. As long as
01:41:04.729 --> 01:41:07.890
you follow your dreams, no matter how crazy or
01:41:07.890 --> 01:41:11.210
against the law it is. Except for Sasquatch.
01:41:11.289 --> 01:41:13.729
If you're Sasquatch, the rules are different.
01:41:13.869 --> 01:41:17.789
Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak. That's
01:41:17.789 --> 01:41:21.350
all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one
01:41:21.350 --> 01:41:23.170
of those guys who can't wait to get to work in
01:41:23.170 --> 01:41:54.170
the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! So if
01:41:54.170 --> 01:41:56.550
there's a few bucks left over, you know, go get
01:41:56.550 --> 01:42:02.399
something nice. $1 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh,
01:42:02.560 --> 01:42:05.859
do you have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good, and
01:42:05.859 --> 01:42:08.699
if you got an albino, send her up, too. In, like,
01:42:08.819 --> 01:42:11.079
20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so get them
01:42:11.079 --> 01:42:14.180
up there. I had, like, half a bottle of melatonin,
01:42:14.199 --> 01:42:17.619
six beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.
01:42:18.159 --> 01:42:40.490
Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no! scientific
01:42:40.490 --> 01:42:44.949
disciplines. Really? Why do you think they call
01:42:44.949 --> 01:42:48.689
me Dr. Quinn? I just thought that was a nickname.
01:42:49.050 --> 01:42:54.270
You know, like Dr. Gray. God, you're stupid.
01:42:56.890 --> 01:43:03.109
God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What
01:43:03.109 --> 01:43:05.449
is it now, Hoop? Have you turned on the TV lately?
01:43:05.729 --> 01:43:08.449
No, why? From Judd Winner, the maker of Gals
01:43:08.449 --> 01:43:10.489
Gone Wild, comes a little something for the ladies.
01:43:10.869 --> 01:43:16.250
Sack Flashers. Awesome. All right. It takes balls
01:43:16.250 --> 01:43:18.090
to do what they're doing, but these boys have
01:43:18.090 --> 01:43:20.569
got them and more. They're Sack Flashers. We
01:43:20.569 --> 01:43:25.989
love Sack Flashers. Oh, it's a sack attack. Order
01:43:25.989 --> 01:43:28.510
now and get Sack Flashers 2. Sacks in the city
01:43:28.510 --> 01:43:32.930
with bonus material. Beach balls. All right.
01:43:32.930 --> 01:43:36.109
Get out of here. First 1 ,500 callers get this
01:43:36.109 --> 01:43:38.699
free Sack Flashers code sack. Operators are You'd
01:43:38.699 --> 01:43:41.460
be nuts to pass up on this offer. Mm -hmm. I
01:43:41.460 --> 01:43:43.720
mean, someone at church or internet night or
01:43:43.720 --> 01:43:46.119
something. Ooh, what's that sign? Where they
01:43:46.119 --> 01:43:48.960
put them firecrackers up your buttholes? Now,
01:43:48.979 --> 01:43:51.340
that's a good... No, not that specific sign.
01:43:51.340 --> 01:43:54.260
But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.
01:43:54.340 --> 01:43:57.279
Oh, he loves him, the good butthole. I told you
01:43:57.279 --> 01:43:59.939
not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't ever verbally
01:43:59.939 --> 01:44:03.100
that man's name in the house again. I don't think
01:44:03.100 --> 01:44:07.050
you said his name. I'm too busy banging to exchange
01:44:07.050 --> 01:44:10.109
business cards. Don't you go Facebook him on
01:44:10.109 --> 01:44:12.350
the iBox neither. Sheriff says you ran from down
01:44:12.350 --> 01:44:14.630
hell down to the library. Yeah, you know I did.
01:44:14.789 --> 01:44:23.289
You go strong, you don't go at all. Whoa, a real
01:44:23.289 --> 01:44:26.510
live robot. Or is that some kind of cheesy New
01:44:26.510 --> 01:44:30.960
Year's costume? Bite my shiny metal ass. It doesn't
01:44:30.960 --> 01:44:33.979
look so shiny to me. Shiner than yours, meatbag.
01:45:06.600 --> 01:45:17.239
And that is that. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. It's
01:45:17.239 --> 01:45:25.119
time for Poppy in the morning. RyanHockeyRadio
01:45:25.119 --> 01:45:27.819
.com Poppy Hour will be right back. You probably
01:45:27.819 --> 01:45:41.760
had Taco Bell before. As a reminder, if you don't
01:45:41.760 --> 01:45:44.079
feel like listening to this next song, you can
01:45:44.079 --> 01:45:46.859
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes
01:45:46.859 --> 01:45:49.279
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.
01:46:11.809 --> 01:46:16.789
A .C .H .I. Got a new sound. Making all the hoes
01:46:16.789 --> 01:46:20.529
get beat down. Made a big man. Make it change
01:46:20.529 --> 01:46:23.369
swang. Pimps and the players gonna do the damn
01:46:23.369 --> 01:46:26.510
thing. Coming in the club. Taking over streets.
01:46:26.770 --> 01:46:30.029
Taking over man with the broke down beats. Got
01:46:30.029 --> 01:46:32.949
them on charge. Got them on lock. Everywhere
01:46:32.949 --> 01:46:35.829
we go. Guaranteed to blow the spot. Message to
01:46:35.829 --> 01:46:40.250
some haters. Trying to say We'll see you next
01:46:40.250 --> 01:47:25.260
time. I ain't even drivin', I'm just parkin'
01:47:37.199 --> 01:47:39.640
A lot of pimpin' Slide off in the club, feelin'
01:47:39.640 --> 01:47:42.800
madness in the 50s So fresh, so clean, love swagger
01:47:42.800 --> 01:47:46.760
in my lip And what it is, what it do? Come on,
01:47:46.779 --> 01:47:49.800
shout it, let me see you get loose If you bought
01:47:49.800 --> 01:47:52.779
it, you can get some great goose And VIP, I'm
01:47:52.779 --> 01:47:56.260
puttin' my hands on you We got the remix, we
01:47:56.260 --> 01:47:59.039
got the flow We got them niggas gettin' down
01:47:59.039 --> 01:48:08.649
on the floor We let it hit, yeah Hey, good. Hey,
01:48:08.750 --> 01:48:11.010
good. Hey, shawty, let me see you get loose.
01:48:11.210 --> 01:48:12.430
Let me see you get loose. Let me see you get
01:48:12.430 --> 01:48:14.369
loose. Let me see you get loose. Let me see you
01:48:14.369 --> 01:48:15.489
get loose. Let me see you get loose. Let me see
01:48:15.489 --> 01:48:36.920
you get loose. Let me see you get loose. Y 'all
01:48:36.920 --> 01:48:40.039
hiding the motherfucker, making up words Lookin'
01:48:40.060 --> 01:48:43.239
like men, I like them light -skinned Two at a
01:48:43.239 --> 01:48:46.479
time, I'm twinning twins -wins With Tony Gregoire
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I, I, I, I can't talk Broken from the day to
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are often treated like they are different. Believe
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me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but my buddies
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may have known me as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled
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as slow when I started school. Come to find out
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at the age of 12. The doctors decided I was autistic.
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Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's
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degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the
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San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.
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So yes, I am different. People of autism have
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no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,
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love, and learn to gain education and join the
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workforce. I did it, and so can anyone else of
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autism. So when you meet someone with autism,
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don't feel sorry for them. Work with them. for
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visit autismspeaks .org. Autism Speaks, it's
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time to listen. Sagittarius, birthday November.
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blow the candles out blow the candles out blow
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the candles out Blow the candles out. Blow the
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all -white phantom out. I'm a gun with the pants
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and the shirt and the shoes and the hat with
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the shades and the chain and the watch is the
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reason I be standing now. That's where ice will
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spin that cake while I take the icing off the
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cake. Uh -huh. It's Kusta B. Day, y 'all. Come
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on, everybody. Let's celebrate with me. Come
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on, everybody. Let's celebrate with me. Ay, I'm
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Manila When I get done, she gon' bring me macheta
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This just the beginning, it only gets better
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Now wear my hat, hat Now wear my shirt, shirt
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You'll never do it like the last day of Earth,
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Earth Got this bad new Gucci bag matching Gucci
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pumps. Shoes matching the belt. Skirt matching
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the blouse. Chain matching the rank. Yeah, I'm
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doing my thing. Got, got so many haters. Why
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is so many hating? Sick like a mental patient.
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I floss like a dentist patient. This shit testing
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my patience. This shit working my nerves. I'm
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getting spinnin' that money like the church in
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the church. Layin' on gay skin, blowin' trish
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in the wind. Just like, yeah. Yeah, whoppin'
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those tags together. I do it like it hurts. Catch
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me on the dance floor, throwin' up my birthplace
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I'm an animal, I woke up on a Monday And subsequently,
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I ain't gonna sleep till it was Thursday Kiss
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a shot of Patron and blow a purvey Get a wood
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of gin, take a home on Thursday Hurricane, mama,
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you can have it your way Or I can bring another
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bitch and y 'all can do it her way This is a
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hotel room, do not disturb me That's how I'ma
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Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
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DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look normal, but the
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truth is, I have a condition known as autism.
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That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.
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That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless
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of who they are. People with autism normally
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have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication
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skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
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In a recent study, people with autism are less
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likely to have a job and more likely to become
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homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends
01:59:37.619 --> 01:59:40.899
and family, having a college education. I have
01:59:40.899 --> 01:59:43.399
even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as
01:59:43.399 --> 01:59:45.720
an honorary personality for many years. Always
01:59:45.720 --> 01:59:47.699
remember that people with autism want the same
01:59:47.699 --> 01:59:50.560
things as you, to be happy and successful. To
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find out more about autism, please contact your
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local mental health center or visit autismspeech
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.org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate
01:59:59.039 --> 02:00:02.220
your kindness. Tic -Tac, the clock's a -jookin',
02:00:02.220 --> 02:00:04.199
playin' cool breaks. Coffee's out, we're almost
02:00:04.199 --> 02:00:06.659
done, feels like robbery in banks. Cryin' hoppy
02:00:06.659 --> 02:00:08.600
on the mic, droppin' wisdom through streams.
02:00:08.880 --> 02:00:11.119
Syndicated scarl, now it's time to shatter dreams.
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Oh, the hobby hour, it's comin' to a close. Radio
02:00:14.720 --> 02:00:17.699
hits, made it like a Wilson Rose. Laughter and
02:00:17.699 --> 02:00:20.500
joy, dissolvin' in the air. But we'll keep the
02:00:20.500 --> 02:00:33.960
rhythm, oh, life's just so unfair. Thank you.
02:00:44.680 --> 02:01:32.060
Thank you. Outro Music Like clockwork to a show
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Now it's time to face the silence Like a TV on
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snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor so divine
02:01:37.579 --> 02:01:40.279
The void left in our hearts Wider than a canyon
02:01:40.279 --> 02:01:48.819
line Line Empty speakers silenced by the coming
02:01:48.819 --> 02:01:51.239
to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping round
02:01:51.239 --> 02:01:54.180
a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's our
02:01:54.180 --> 02:01:56.800
daily grind Now silence flowers And the thoughts
02:01:56.800 --> 02:02:18.739
we can't rewind We're the Hoppy Artists It's
02:02:18.739 --> 02:02:40.630
just so unfair. And like that, he's gone. He
02:02:40.630 --> 02:02:43.470
probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're
02:02:43.470 --> 02:02:48.369
going outside, all I smell is poop. I'll kick
02:02:48.369 --> 02:02:52.369
you a little. And we'll call it a day. Poppy
02:02:52.369 --> 02:03:08.609
Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is now over. Game
02:03:08.609 --> 02:03:20.369
over. This concludes our broadcast day. Good
02:03:20.369 --> 02:03:26.109
night, and God bless America. Door is closing.