National Hoagie Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.6.26)

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. Here's this dirty -routed broad known

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as Young Miami calling out the DJ for playing

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trash music. Hey, Young Miami! Who are you? You're

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a bust -out! No one takes you seriously! Here

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it is. You're trash. You're a real life hooker.

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They must be playing her music. Because you're

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a hooker. I am much better at hearing you talking

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on the mic with the feedback than the music,

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you stupid moron. Yeah, the John Hooker. What

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an annoying broad. Shut up. You're a real life

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herpes. What a hooker. And here she is addressing

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it. DJ John. I was in the spur of the moment,

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being my true self, which is a bit... Publicly

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apology. You can't even talk! It's a public apology,

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you moron! Man, you can't talk. No wonder your

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hip -hop career hasn't taken off. You moron!

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You should apologize for being born. You're a

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moron. What an idiot. What a dumb, dumb woman.

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Oh, here's some news about Lizzo. Oh no, that

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Lizzo's a terrible person. Anybody that defends

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her is a kiss -ass fan that lives a parasocial

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relationship. She's an absolute creep. What she

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was accused of doing to the dancers is if a man

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does it, he's crucified. But when a woman does

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it, she's applauded. Man, fuck that. Here's this

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annoying -ass woman talking. Mm -hmm. When you

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first heard that a lawsuit had been filed about...

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Of course it's Gayle freaking King giving the

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kiss -ass interview to another moron. Hey, Gayle

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King, how does Oprah taste? You, about that topic...

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Shut up! What did you think? It's not true. Okay.

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If it wasn't true, the lawsuit would have been

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dropped. Mm -hmm. And... You're just giving your

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homie a platform to defraud. find yourself Gail

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King. The position that I was in, I knew the

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responsibility I had to not go out and say just

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whatever I wanted. You took it very seriously.

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Yeah, of course you would, Gail. You don't take

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your sexuality seriously, it seems like. Absolutely,

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because of what I mean to people. What do you

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mean to us? You're an okay singer that lost a

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bunch of weight. when you were fat, you kind

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of were better looking because you had more thickness

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to you. Now you're just a former self. You're

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a former shell of yourself. You look at Elizabeth,

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you're like, get away from me. I've heard people

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say, you should just settle and make it go away.

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And you said, no, I'm not settling. I'm not.

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God, you know when she bitches at you, she never

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shut up. You're annoying. I didn't think most

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people would. I think it is an easy out, but

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I'm fighting the case because I know that it's

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not true. I'm yelking. I'm thinking about pulling

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down those pants like I do at Oprah. Just like

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the fat -shaming one is not true. Oh, I'm sure

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you're so innocent, honey. Well, there's smoke,

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there's fire. It's an ongoing case, so I can't

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talk about, like, all the details. innocent you'd

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be wanting to get out of it the details are the

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things that are incriminating but i cannot wait

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for it to be dismissed i hope it doesn't get

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dismissed i don't think it will what's gonna

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happen is she'll settle out of court and we'll

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never hear from it and she'll be like see i didn't

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do any No, you just settled, you moron. I'm looking

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forward to it. I'm looking forward to you shutting

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up. You're annoying. Is she irritating? I mean,

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the song About Damn Time is pretty good. And

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she's pretty good with the flute. I don't know

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about the skin flute, but she's good with the

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flute. Man. She just thinks she's better than

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us. Shut up. No, no. Irritated. No vote this

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week on a raised stadium, but happening tonight,

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Tampa City Council is still holding a special

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workshop. To discuss the plans and how to pay

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for it. Yeah, here's the problem. The plan is,

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this is what the Rays always do. They don't actually

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know what they're doing. They're a bunch of morons.

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So what they do is they keep pushing it back.

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And they keep changing the subject. And time

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goes by. I mean, I remember hearing Bubba talk

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about the freaking Rays in 2008 when I was listening

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to Tampa Radio in high school and what the future

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was. And that was almost 20 years ago. And now

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we're here. It's almost... pretty much the midpoint

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of the decade, and they keep changing the subject.

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Why? Because it was never a deal in Tampa. They

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don't know what they're doing. Mm -hmm. And the

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thing is, they're screwing over the Bay. 10 Tampa

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Bay News spoke with Ray's CEO, Ken Babby, late

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last night. And this guy is just a nicer version

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of Sternberg. He's another scumbag. He says they

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are still working with city and county leaders

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to get this deal done by the end of the month.

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Yeah, the clock is ticking right now. Team owners

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gave the city and county their plan. And I feel

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bad for the local news. They have to report it

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as if there's something going on. I'm tired right

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now. I got my connections. They wanted to go

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to Montreal. They don't even want to be here.

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Last month, hoping for a, quote, quick vote here,

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10 -10 news reporter Jenny Dean is live in studio

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with us this morning. And Jenny, while Tampa

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is still holding its workshop tonight, the vote

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here is not going to happen. It's going to be

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a passive -aggressive workshop. Mm -hmm. It's

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going to happen this week, as was expected. Yeah,

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they were hoping to hold this workshop, have

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a vote tomorrow, and then another vote on Thursday.

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None of that happening. This vote has been delayed

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nearly three times now in New York. Yeah, you

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know, you got 26 days. Mm -hmm. Oh, I'm sure

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it's totally going to get done by then. With

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the Rays' ownership, they proposed this $2 .3

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billion stadium on Hillsborough College's Dale

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Mabry campus. You're looking at the renderings

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there that they released. Ybor City, Hillsborough

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County College. It's all alive. Back in March.

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Now, the Rays say they'll put up a little more

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than half the cost, but they need the county

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to come up with $750 million, and the city...

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Yeah, let's just find it. The thing was, we just

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had... I mean, I'm saying we just had it, but

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it's only going on 20 months. But it was the

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worst hurricane in 100 years. Maybe we should

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work on the people that need help, not a baseball

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team that doesn't want to be here. Come up with

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$251 million. Tonight's workshop. is going to

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try and close the gap on the funding needed and

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where exactly that money would come from. And

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here's some of the sticking... Oh, whatever.

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There's the point. Oh, let's hear the sticking

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points and I'll shut up. ...points, including

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disagreement over financial risk if the tax revenues

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fall short. Pay for it! The raise of the money!

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Mm -hmm. And... using county reserve. Do a PayPal

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payment plan. Funds that are tied to property

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taxes, including money that's set aside for disaster

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response. Oh yeah, you know, like the whole hurricane.

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Screw you, Rays. I hate you. And you probably

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hate me because I know the true inside info because

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I worked in sports radio. And people don't like

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what I say, but there was never a deal in Tampa.

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And if there was a deal in Tampa, they would

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have already had the fucking room. So I saw this

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next headline here and I thought this was absolutely

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ridiculous, but it also proves my point that

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I preach each and every day that the rich and

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elite can get away with whatever in the Tampa

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Bay area. And then the Tampa Bay area is like,

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why are we not taking seriously? trial date for

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a local businessman accused of causing this deadly

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clearwater ferry crash is pushed to next year

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yeah something's going on behind the scenes which

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is allowing jeffrey knight to get away with this

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can you imagine if the hispanic man took his

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life everybody would be saying, call Heiss, get

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him out of this country, and I'm just being honest.

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But when Jeffrey Knight does it, oh, but he,

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oh, he does it. Oh, and Janice, his son does.

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Oh, but he's a businessman. Who cares? He took

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someone's life. And you know what's funny? He

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totally wasn't, you know, on anything because

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he blew 0000. They legally didn't have to test

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him for drugs. He was so sober, that Jeffrey

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Knight. Shut up. Okay. a crash killed one person

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injured 10 others can you imagine if i did that

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if i took someone's life oh Everybody would be

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covering it, but oh, he's connected. You know

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what? That's the biggest problem with the Tampa

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Bay area is the connected get, you know, protected.

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And then it's barely covered on the local news.

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Tampa Bay 10 is the only one talking about it,

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and it's a 30 -second clip. One year ago, state

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prosecutors and attorneys for Jeffrey. I mean,

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he's just an absolute douche. You look at him,

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he just has a little bitch slap face. Knights

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say that they're running into roadblocks right

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now trying to get key evidence from the Coast

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Guard. Yeah, something's going on with the Coast

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Guard. They should have just, I don't know, kept

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the evidence since day one. I'm telling you,

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he paid somebody off. Mm -hmm. This is video

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from the court hearing in the case on Monday.

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Yeah, he just looks like he's well -protected

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by that scumbag, little white -haired Kevin Hayslip.

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Again, another one of the rich and elite that's

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always protected. Both sides say the government

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shutdown delayed the Coast Guard's part of this

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investigation. It doesn't mean deadly squat.

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It's all right. It's so stupid. Jeffrey Knight,

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I know you're going to get away with this. It's

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all good. But at the end of the day, you'll always

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be a loser. Now the trial was supposed to begin

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this October. So they already pushed it back

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and they're pushing it back again. I don't know

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what's more phony. The Tampa Bay Rays or Jeffrey

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Knight. That's it. Jeffrey Knight should buy

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the Tampa Bay Rays. They're perfect for each

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other. They screw over the area and they only

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care about themselves. Oh, yeah. I'm feeling

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pretty good right now. I'll be honest. I was

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not feeling too good earlier. I was higher. It

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was definitely a happy, I think, a mile. And

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we'll get into that and more of a first. Mm -hmm.

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And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy

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on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs, your

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morning show prep begins now. A sick person with

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a powerful tool. Welcome to Hoppy Hour. Welcome

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to Hoppy Hour. Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan

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Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to Hoppy Hour.

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Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes,

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now. What? Now, now, now, now. If I hit this

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button, boom, the whole program's going to start.

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Okay, well, hit it. All right. Boom, boom, boom,

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boom. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy,

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Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Oh, yeah.

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Last night. I told myself I had to celebrate

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Cinco de Mayo Even though I don't really know

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a thing about it But it's just a reason for Caucasian

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people in America to get tacos and beer Oh yeah,

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that's what I did You know what happened? So

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I was sitting at home, I've been up since 4am

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Working on the MJ Morning Show And I was tired,

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man I was tired. So I went to my local sicko.

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Got a bottle of wine. Got some Merlot. I was

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starting to feel it. So I was at home and I was

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like, you know what? I want to go to Potion Portal,

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which is one of my favorite bars in all of St.

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Pete. And I did. And I got a Red Temple Ale or

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whatever it's called. A Bud Light and then a

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root beer. A root beer, vodka, seltzer. I was

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feeling it. But the problem with when I drink,

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amongst the many problems, is the fact that all

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of a sudden, you know what I want? I want food.

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And potion portals right across the block. Mm

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-hmm. From a chili burner. I went across the

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block. Got six Mexican tacos. And then I got

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tamales, tamales, tamales. And some chips and

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queso. But here's what's funny about it. I love

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Jolly Verde. But they were so busy in there that

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they literally gave me the... The tamales and

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was like pretty much saying microwave this at

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home. We have way too many drunk white people

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here. They didn't quite say that. They gave me

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it in a plastic bag and was like, here you go.

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And then it's so funny. They gave me a whole

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like freaking huge plastic bag of chips. Authentic

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Mexican chips. But then gave me like a little

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bowl of queso. I have leftovers for seven days.

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So tonight, I have leftover chicken pie and mashed

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potatoes. It's going to be quite the feast. I'll

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be feeling it. I feel a little better now. But

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here's a song about how drunk I got to listen.

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Celebrity rumors, who kissed who? And who left

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for free? Day, day, day, day Dating on the disc,

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got the whole town spun He talk all night like

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it's only begun Name on the board, happy hour

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glow Everybody tuned in just to see the show

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But when the clock hit, Fiesta time He went from

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on there to out of his mind One shot, two shot,

00:18:20.579 --> 00:18:22.920
three for the grin He said one more round, then

00:18:22.920 --> 00:18:25.599
he fell right in Talking all spicy, low soul

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Then my own eyes Mommy, he was feeling right

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Then he knocked out by midnight He had that Mexican

00:18:48.890 --> 00:18:51.809
mood, all chips and limes Waving at the bottle

00:18:51.809 --> 00:18:54.170
like it owed him time Some vero in his spirit

00:18:54.170 --> 00:18:57.470
swagger in his way Last call hit and he drifted

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away Phone still buzzing with the latest name

00:19:00.230 --> 00:19:02.769
Loveless, messy, everybody plays the games He

00:19:02.769 --> 00:19:05.009
said, I'm good, I'm good And he sank real slow

00:19:05.009 --> 00:19:08.339
next thing Lights low, all done, no show One

00:19:08.339 --> 00:19:10.859
more cheer, then he melted down Talking to the

00:19:10.859 --> 00:19:13.559
table like you're in this town Try to stay loud,

00:19:13.819 --> 00:19:16.220
try to stay plowed The night says sleep, and

00:19:16.220 --> 00:19:20.640
he waved goodbye Happy hour, happy hour He was

00:19:20.640 --> 00:19:25.279
gone by midnight Happy hour, happy hour Cinco

00:19:25.279 --> 00:19:30.460
de mayo night Happy hour, happy hour Mommy, he

00:19:30.460 --> 00:19:35.039
was feeling right Happy hour, happy hour Knocked

00:19:35.039 --> 00:19:43.420
out by midnight Eight, five, six. Four, nine,

00:19:43.500 --> 00:19:47.279
happy. Eight, five, six, four, nine, four, six,

00:19:47.380 --> 00:19:50.799
seven, seven, eight. You tweeted me. All right,

00:19:50.900 --> 00:20:37.380
happy radio. Let's get into Hoppy's inbox. I

00:20:37.380 --> 00:20:40.019
got an annoying message from a person I like.

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It's time for Hoppy's inbox, only on Hoppy Hour

00:20:43.339 --> 00:20:48.079
with Ryan Hoppy. Hi. This woman named Lizette

00:20:48.079 --> 00:20:54.400
Rivera. I made a post that said, nothing makes

00:20:54.400 --> 00:20:56.759
me more grateful that I got a vasectomy than

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hearing kids scream at the pool. I don't know.

00:21:01.380 --> 00:21:04.940
Seems pretty straightforward. She goes, love

00:21:04.940 --> 00:21:07.180
ya, but damn, not all kids are bad at yelling.

00:21:08.160 --> 00:21:10.339
And it's a pool to have fun. Don't go anymore.

00:21:10.599 --> 00:21:13.380
Summer break is close. Or buy a house and put

00:21:13.380 --> 00:21:14.900
it in your own pool. Coming from a millionaire

00:21:14.900 --> 00:21:18.220
that has the money to buy it. I can hear them

00:21:18.220 --> 00:21:20.480
singing, old man trying to kill the vibe, MGK.

00:21:22.339 --> 00:21:26.359
Strange message. I replied, wanna front the money

00:21:26.359 --> 00:21:28.440
on the house? I was just saying, glad I'm not

00:21:28.440 --> 00:21:34.059
having kids. Ain't that day, potty? I love when

00:21:34.059 --> 00:21:36.400
somebody critiques you. I may start off with,

00:21:36.460 --> 00:21:39.880
I love you, but just critique me. Don't say anything

00:21:39.880 --> 00:21:43.019
about how you love me. I don't know you. When

00:21:43.019 --> 00:21:45.019
you say you love me, you're only using the word.

00:21:45.140 --> 00:21:47.819
I was just saying that I'm glad I'm not having

00:21:47.819 --> 00:21:49.660
kids. It's probably good I'm not having kids

00:21:49.660 --> 00:21:51.960
if they're annoying me at the pool. I didn't

00:21:51.960 --> 00:21:56.539
tell them to leave the pool. God. People take

00:21:56.539 --> 00:22:00.630
what I say and get so mad. Freaking relax. We're

00:22:00.630 --> 00:22:03.049
all going to be eaten by maggots in about 70

00:22:03.049 --> 00:22:06.210
years at the maximum. Get out of here. I like

00:22:06.210 --> 00:22:08.910
her. She's nice. Kind of ghosted on me. Oh, I

00:22:08.910 --> 00:22:11.670
want to invest in your podcast. And then you

00:22:11.670 --> 00:22:13.950
never hear from him. Don't tell me that then.

00:22:14.769 --> 00:22:16.490
I'm saying a little too much. I don't, I don't

00:22:16.490 --> 00:22:22.670
care. You're coming at me. All I was saying was

00:22:22.670 --> 00:22:25.309
that I'm glad I'm not having kids, but you know.

00:22:26.160 --> 00:22:29.799
Like usual, we haven't taken so seriously what

00:22:29.799 --> 00:22:35.460
I say. Relax. It ain't that deep. I promise you.

00:22:35.900 --> 00:22:40.720
If you're getting mad at me, I'm winning. I am.

00:22:41.119 --> 00:22:50.759
It's time for a happy 101. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah.

00:22:51.700 --> 00:22:57.000
I don't judge you here. So much going on today.

00:22:59.480 --> 00:23:03.819
You know what I realized? I know this is a controversial

00:23:03.819 --> 00:23:08.059
opinion. Sometimes you just gotta, just when

00:23:08.059 --> 00:23:12.059
you're talking to a woman, just let go. And let

00:23:12.059 --> 00:23:15.940
things happen. If you feel like you're putting

00:23:15.940 --> 00:23:19.390
in too much work. You're thinking that because

00:23:19.390 --> 00:23:23.630
you are. Sometimes you got to let things manifest

00:23:23.630 --> 00:23:28.789
and relax. I know it's a controversial opinion

00:23:28.789 --> 00:23:34.990
before when I said that there is this thing that

00:23:34.990 --> 00:23:38.490
is known as a woman chasing you. A lot of times

00:23:38.490 --> 00:23:40.390
women are like, why would we chase the man? Why

00:23:40.390 --> 00:23:45.569
wouldn't you? It should be equal playing fields.

00:23:46.109 --> 00:23:49.390
It should be one of Those things where they put

00:23:49.390 --> 00:23:52.869
in the effort instead of the man. If you feel

00:23:52.869 --> 00:23:55.730
like you're chasing after a girl or doing way

00:23:55.730 --> 00:24:00.250
too much, you're feeling that because you are.

00:24:01.109 --> 00:24:04.869
Relax. I've had to tell myself that with everything

00:24:04.869 --> 00:24:11.630
recently. I think a lot of it is us as men. Women

00:24:11.630 --> 00:24:15.009
can go through guy after guy, get passed around

00:24:15.009 --> 00:24:17.619
like a blind. They don't care. They have emotions,

00:24:17.779 --> 00:24:21.299
but that's different. But men, when we love somebody,

00:24:21.579 --> 00:24:26.500
we covet them in a way. It's a pop of their energy.

00:24:26.559 --> 00:24:28.460
It's the protector. We're the creator. They're

00:24:28.460 --> 00:24:30.779
the ones that squirt out the gate. We're the

00:24:30.779 --> 00:24:35.980
ones that do the thing. So we love things deeply.

00:24:36.740 --> 00:24:42.940
But sometimes men need to realize that she was

00:24:42.940 --> 00:24:47.089
never yours. It was just your turn. And I tell

00:24:47.089 --> 00:24:51.089
myself that all the time about everything. Had

00:24:51.089 --> 00:24:53.750
the number one radio show between 10 to 11 a

00:24:53.750 --> 00:25:00.710
.m. in Tampa. It was just my turn. The hottest

00:25:00.710 --> 00:25:03.569
bisexual girl. It was just my turn. Now she's

00:25:03.569 --> 00:25:05.410
going down on girls and I hope they're enjoying

00:25:05.410 --> 00:25:10.230
it. I'm just saying, when you feel like you're

00:25:10.230 --> 00:25:12.970
putting in too much effort, you're thinking that

00:25:12.970 --> 00:25:16.859
because you are. Gotta, you know, realize that

00:25:16.859 --> 00:25:19.579
you're the prize, too. Both party are the prizes.

00:25:19.619 --> 00:25:22.099
I ain't gonna be like Andrew Tate, where I say,

00:25:22.160 --> 00:25:24.579
oh, yeah, you know, the man's the prize. No,

00:25:24.680 --> 00:25:32.259
that misogynistic stuff creeps me out. But it

00:25:32.259 --> 00:25:35.240
should be like you chase them one day, they chase

00:25:35.240 --> 00:25:39.589
after you. But also, sometimes... When you just

00:25:39.589 --> 00:25:43.849
do your thing, you don't want to be like doing

00:25:43.849 --> 00:25:48.109
this thing that dudes do, that I've been known

00:25:48.109 --> 00:25:52.569
to do in the past, which is like overthink. You

00:25:52.569 --> 00:25:56.410
don't want to be like, oh, what you doing? Nobody

00:25:56.410 --> 00:26:01.309
is ever too busy for you in general. Like, there's

00:26:01.309 --> 00:26:03.069
been times I've hit up people about coming on

00:26:03.069 --> 00:26:05.869
this podcast or whatever, and you know what happens?

00:26:06.700 --> 00:26:08.640
They go ghost on me. But then I see that they

00:26:08.640 --> 00:26:12.160
posted five statuses since my email. They saw

00:26:12.160 --> 00:26:14.099
it. They just didn't want to come on. It's fine.

00:26:14.980 --> 00:26:16.799
Birdcrusher. But I'm telling you, ladies and

00:26:16.799 --> 00:26:19.960
gentlemen, boys and girls, everything should

00:26:19.960 --> 00:26:25.759
be 50 -50. If you feel like you're putting in

00:26:25.759 --> 00:26:29.660
too much work, it's because you are. And that

00:26:29.660 --> 00:26:37.730
was a very hard Hoppy 101. Oh yeah, we had a

00:26:37.730 --> 00:26:40.109
good time. You learned so much from me. You're

00:26:40.109 --> 00:26:46.069
thanking me. Maybe not. 856 -49 -HOPPY. It's

00:26:46.069 --> 00:26:51.089
856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me, at Ryan

00:26:51.089 --> 00:26:55.210
Hoppy Radio. You can email me, ryanhoppyradio

00:26:55.210 --> 00:27:00.390
at a gmail, a dot, a com. Oh, what do we got

00:27:00.390 --> 00:27:04.269
here? David's brother, D4VD's brother is releasing

00:27:04.269 --> 00:27:09.099
music. Oh, that's good. Alex Earl has a new reality

00:27:09.099 --> 00:27:11.859
show and Tom Brady was not there. He just hit

00:27:11.859 --> 00:27:20.519
it and quit it. I saw this headline. I thought

00:27:20.519 --> 00:27:24.099
this was ridiculous. I love how all of Stephen

00:27:24.099 --> 00:27:27.079
Colbert's friends were having to defend him when

00:27:27.079 --> 00:27:29.579
he was literally costing the company so much

00:27:29.579 --> 00:27:33.059
money. That is irrelevant. Now, boomers live

00:27:33.059 --> 00:27:35.769
in this world. where boomers think that late

00:27:35.769 --> 00:27:39.170
night TV is happening. Why? Because they're 68

00:27:39.170 --> 00:27:42.589
years old sitting on the couch watching it. When

00:27:42.589 --> 00:27:46.750
I would say the last time late night TV was relevant

00:27:46.750 --> 00:27:49.730
was probably either every time Jimmy Kimmel has

00:27:49.730 --> 00:27:52.430
to talk about Trump for attention or when Jimmy

00:27:52.430 --> 00:27:55.150
Fallon played with Trump's hair. Besides then,

00:27:55.230 --> 00:27:57.670
Colbert has done nothing to move the needle the

00:27:57.670 --> 00:28:00.809
last 11 years since replacing Letterman. And

00:28:00.809 --> 00:28:05.140
frankly, He was just liberal propaganda. Because

00:28:05.140 --> 00:28:08.980
it says right here, David Letterman says, CBS

00:28:08.980 --> 00:28:12.880
bosses are lying weasels. Colbert X was never

00:28:12.880 --> 00:28:16.099
about money. Here's the thing. That might be

00:28:16.099 --> 00:28:19.619
true. But were the ratings good? There are TikTok

00:28:19.619 --> 00:28:22.019
videos, and I try not to judge things off of

00:28:22.019 --> 00:28:24.859
views. Because I'll get about 40 ,000 listens

00:28:24.859 --> 00:28:27.579
a month, but I get about five views on my YouTube

00:28:27.579 --> 00:28:29.660
video. So I don't like when people on Reddit

00:28:29.660 --> 00:28:32.740
are like, oh, you know, views. But I'm going

00:28:32.740 --> 00:28:35.259
to be honest. There are TikTok videos that had

00:28:35.259 --> 00:28:39.359
more viewers than Colbert. Nobody cared. He wasn't

00:28:39.359 --> 00:28:42.079
funny. He wasn't moving the needles. Nothing

00:28:42.079 --> 00:28:46.480
original. Every punchline. First of all, when

00:28:46.480 --> 00:28:48.740
I used to have access to the prep service before

00:28:48.740 --> 00:28:50.500
Kelta stole it from me like the douchebag he

00:28:50.500 --> 00:28:55.200
is. Oh, but you're such a talent coach. Hit the

00:28:55.200 --> 00:28:59.220
gym. But I used to be able to play the late night

00:28:59.220 --> 00:29:02.400
clips of the... Late night host, and Colbert's

00:29:02.400 --> 00:29:04.599
jokes were like 40 seconds too long. I was like,

00:29:04.660 --> 00:29:08.859
bro, stop. You're not funny. You were only funny

00:29:08.859 --> 00:29:12.500
when you were making fun of Hannity on Comedy

00:29:12.500 --> 00:29:14.859
Central. How does that feel? You have to talk

00:29:14.859 --> 00:29:16.740
about other people to be funny because you're

00:29:16.740 --> 00:29:21.559
not. You're not a funny guy. Oh, yeah, I saw

00:29:21.559 --> 00:29:24.619
this here. Blueface shares a message for any

00:29:24.619 --> 00:29:27.140
woman that he gets pregnant. Baby, let me chat.

00:29:28.309 --> 00:29:32.369
It only works out if I approve, you know? If

00:29:32.369 --> 00:29:35.509
I sign off on your permission slip. Yeah. If

00:29:35.509 --> 00:29:37.670
I don't sign off on your permission slip. Permission

00:29:37.670 --> 00:29:45.190
slip. You're stupid! It's not gonna be good.

00:29:45.450 --> 00:29:49.970
Yeah, sociopathic moron. I don't like you. You

00:29:49.970 --> 00:29:52.509
make all men look bad, you scumbag. That's all

00:29:52.509 --> 00:29:54.609
I would say. Ah, you got nothing more to say.

00:29:54.769 --> 00:29:58.900
God, you're a moron! You know about Julio Felio,

00:29:59.039 --> 00:30:02.500
the rapper that got shot? Whenever I see Julio

00:30:02.500 --> 00:30:04.680
Felio's name, I think of MJ that morning going,

00:30:04.799 --> 00:30:10.980
Julio Felio. Well, the prosecutor in the case

00:30:10.980 --> 00:30:13.920
asked his friend Kenny Capps if his nickname

00:30:13.920 --> 00:30:16.579
came from capping people, but it was based off

00:30:16.579 --> 00:30:22.799
of Kenny from South Park. Mr. Howard, you're

00:30:22.799 --> 00:30:27.019
called Kenny Capps because you cap people. You

00:30:27.019 --> 00:30:32.599
can answer. No, sir. And I think you said you

00:30:32.599 --> 00:30:35.619
called Kenny Capps because of South Park? Correct.

00:30:35.900 --> 00:30:38.940
Kenny on South Park? Correct. Kenny McCormick

00:30:38.940 --> 00:30:42.619
on South Park, right? Yes, sir. Okay. That doesn't

00:30:42.619 --> 00:30:44.819
have anything to do with Capps, does it? It has

00:30:44.819 --> 00:30:49.140
to do with Kenny. I came with it. Mr. Howard,

00:30:49.359 --> 00:30:56.349
you're called Kenny Capps. So there's that. That

00:30:56.349 --> 00:30:59.349
boomer was proved to the point that he's stupid,

00:30:59.609 --> 00:31:02.789
like most boomers. And then I saw this headline

00:31:02.789 --> 00:31:06.509
here. I absolutely love Chipotle. It's my absolute

00:31:06.509 --> 00:31:09.849
favorite, but it's so overpriced. And that CEO

00:31:09.849 --> 00:31:11.849
got caught saying that they were going to really

00:31:11.849 --> 00:31:18.049
market to the people that make $100 ,000 a year.

00:31:18.190 --> 00:31:20.670
And we all know, I have to get double meat because

00:31:20.670 --> 00:31:23.430
of my height. But we all know that if you don't

00:31:23.430 --> 00:31:25.809
get double meat, They skimp you on the food.

00:31:26.009 --> 00:31:33.410
Now the scumbag CEO is openly lying to us. I

00:31:33.410 --> 00:31:35.089
thought that you were being skimped at Chipotle.

00:31:35.250 --> 00:31:37.549
The Chipotle CEO says, if you want more, you

00:31:37.549 --> 00:31:39.869
have to ask for more. I'd be like, hey, can I

00:31:39.869 --> 00:31:43.009
get double meat that's not $8, please? Chipotle

00:31:43.009 --> 00:31:45.369
CEO Scott Boatwright sat down with you. He just

00:31:45.369 --> 00:31:49.329
looks like your scumbag CEO. Yahoo Finance, the

00:31:49.329 --> 00:31:52.009
interviewer Brian Sozi, asked the question that

00:31:52.009 --> 00:31:54.210
we all wanted to know. Does he think that they

00:31:54.210 --> 00:31:56.210
are skimping people at Chipotle? Of course they

00:31:56.210 --> 00:31:58.069
are. And then they look at you like, you should

00:31:58.069 --> 00:32:00.109
be grateful you got a little bit of rice. We

00:32:00.109 --> 00:32:02.619
ain't going to give you anything. gun bags and

00:32:02.619 --> 00:32:05.759
a chipotle ceo explicitly said no scott boatwright

00:32:05.759 --> 00:32:08.240
said that workers are told to load up as much

00:32:08.240 --> 00:32:11.079
food as they know they're not then he must be

00:32:11.079 --> 00:32:14.279
out of touch because he is he's a stupid boomer

00:32:14.279 --> 00:32:17.740
ceo he's lying to you can and bowls and burritos

00:32:17.740 --> 00:32:20.460
and when he said put as much as you can he meant

00:32:20.460 --> 00:32:22.440
it because he also expressed He doesn't mean

00:32:22.440 --> 00:32:25.339
it. They don't do it. Even when I get double

00:32:25.339 --> 00:32:27.559
meat, there's barely any meat in there. They're

00:32:27.559 --> 00:32:30.140
greedy bastards. It's basically that he wants

00:32:30.140 --> 00:32:32.240
customers to see the burrito and be like, this

00:32:32.240 --> 00:32:35.420
burrito is way too big. Yeah, too big for you,

00:32:35.460 --> 00:32:37.640
big boy. I need your input on this, the Chipotle.

00:32:37.720 --> 00:32:41.079
I think it's a scumbag. I think it's a lie. Listen,

00:32:41.220 --> 00:32:43.940
it breaks my heart how expensive Chipotle is.

00:32:44.059 --> 00:32:47.740
It costs $28 to fill me up. They gotta get double

00:32:47.740 --> 00:32:51.660
meat, double rice. And then large queso. I'd

00:32:51.660 --> 00:32:55.299
be farting all night, but it's delicious. That

00:32:55.299 --> 00:32:58.660
is like become a treat. I have people on my comment

00:32:58.660 --> 00:33:01.140
section, oh, go buy a house. I can barely afford

00:33:01.140 --> 00:33:06.960
Chipotle. Man, we losing our mind as a country.

00:33:07.099 --> 00:33:09.640
I thought this was funny here. Yesterday was

00:33:09.640 --> 00:33:11.740
Cinco de Mayo, and here's this legendary clip

00:33:11.740 --> 00:33:15.099
called Hurricane Ashley. Mm -hmm. About drunk

00:33:15.099 --> 00:33:18.950
girls from The Onion. Images of destruction are

00:33:18.950 --> 00:33:21.970
flooding in and the worst isn't over. Experts

00:33:21.970 --> 00:33:24.390
warn that Hurricane Ashley could strike as many

00:33:24.390 --> 00:33:27.430
as eight bars throughout the day. Her Cinco de

00:33:27.430 --> 00:33:29.650
Mayo plans, combined with all the recent drama

00:33:29.650 --> 00:33:32.210
with Scott, have created perfect conditions for

00:33:32.210 --> 00:33:34.650
Hurricane Ashley to cause a lot of damage this

00:33:34.650 --> 00:33:37.349
afternoon and well into the evening. Here's a

00:33:37.349 --> 00:33:39.650
look at Ashley's path of destruction so far.

00:33:39.869 --> 00:33:42.670
At 11 a .m., she landed on Foster Street, moving

00:33:42.670 --> 00:33:45.130
from O'Murphy's to the Blue Iguana, hitting the

00:33:45.130 --> 00:33:48.140
place that does the mini pizzas, The fast -moving

00:33:48.140 --> 00:33:50.859
human storm is gaining strength right now, gathering

00:33:50.859 --> 00:33:53.759
flavored vodka shots in her apartment, and she's

00:33:53.759 --> 00:33:56.339
expected to merge with other high -pressure systems,

00:33:56.559 --> 00:33:59.140
including BFFs Jessica and Christy, within the

00:33:59.140 --> 00:34:01.700
next hour. Forecasters predict that some areas

00:34:01.700 --> 00:34:04.839
could see all three grown women obnoxiously shouting,

00:34:05.140 --> 00:34:07.900
wearing sombreros and fake mustaches, and asking

00:34:07.900 --> 00:34:09.960
strangers to hold their shoes for some reason

00:34:09.960 --> 00:34:13.639
as early as 5 p .m. Bars and clubs are bracing

00:34:13.639 --> 00:34:16.139
themselves, boarding up windows and closing early,

00:34:16.329 --> 00:34:19.289
many bartenders prepping for massive cleanup

00:34:19.289 --> 00:34:21.710
efforts if Ashley touches down and pukes on their

00:34:21.710 --> 00:34:24.130
dance floors. We have some footage of the destruction

00:34:24.130 --> 00:34:32.800
that began just hours ago at Senior Tacos. Experts

00:34:32.800 --> 00:34:35.400
recommend staying inside your house or car until

00:34:35.400 --> 00:34:37.940
the disturbance passes, avoiding eye contact,

00:34:38.079 --> 00:34:40.320
and not even getting into it with her right now,

00:34:40.460 --> 00:34:43.079
okay? The whirlwind might not die down until

00:34:43.079 --> 00:34:45.539
close to 2 .30 a .m. when she's expected to be

00:34:45.539 --> 00:34:47.519
kicked out of a reggae bar called the Lion's

00:34:47.519 --> 00:34:49.920
Den for saying something racist. Our thoughts

00:34:49.920 --> 00:34:53.699
are with everyone in her path. Happy hour. Happy

00:34:53.699 --> 00:35:08.360
hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be

00:35:08.360 --> 00:35:10.719
right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.

00:35:11.119 --> 00:35:15.500
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is

00:35:15.500 --> 00:35:21.239
poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was

00:35:21.239 --> 00:35:23.800
so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like

00:35:23.800 --> 00:35:26.260
listening to this next song, you can skip over

00:35:26.260 --> 00:35:28.920
it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride

00:35:28.920 --> 00:35:34.000
in his selection, so stick around, folks. Don't

00:35:34.000 --> 00:35:36.139
worry Fresno, coffee hour will be right back.

00:36:15.800 --> 00:36:18.599
Shawty gon' hit with that flex And I'm clean

00:36:18.599 --> 00:36:21.920
and it's thang Look at my necklace we put up

00:36:21.920 --> 00:36:24.699
to the club And that all black trusty holla,

00:36:24.719 --> 00:36:27.360
don't do me Y 'all hear the hymen on that door

00:36:27.360 --> 00:36:30.119
I think she be hatin' cause they screamin' my

00:36:30.119 --> 00:36:32.639
name I skid, skid, skid it on that hoe Yeah,

00:36:32.639 --> 00:36:36.000
your boy made it rain Shawty don't do me, I don't

00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:38.699
play no game I skid, skid, skid it on that hoe

00:36:38.699 --> 00:36:41.019
Yeah, boy, I made it rain I heard that that chain

00:36:41.019 --> 00:36:43.980
you got fake Don't do me I heard you got them

00:36:43.980 --> 00:36:47.429
fake bags Don't do me. I heard she ain't really

00:36:47.429 --> 00:36:51.250
got no money. Don't do me. No. Don't do me. No.

00:36:51.550 --> 00:36:55.090
Don't do me. I heard you a girl gone wild. Don't

00:36:55.090 --> 00:36:57.070
do me. When they see you, they holler, y 'all

00:36:57.070 --> 00:37:00.030
treatin' y 'all. Don't do me. Girl, you stay.

00:37:00.250 --> 00:37:04.130
Take a bow. Don't do me. No. Don't do me. No.

00:37:04.369 --> 00:37:07.110
Don't do me. No. Why don't you do me? You be

00:37:07.110 --> 00:37:09.030
pleasant with me. I know that's prison fire.

00:37:09.210 --> 00:37:11.650
Looking fresh and I got money. Stop that hatin'.

00:37:11.650 --> 00:37:22.789
Just be quiet. Hair, D &D. When I be shinin'

00:37:22.869 --> 00:37:25.469
on my daily, didn't know I could do it But now

00:37:25.469 --> 00:37:28.010
you know, so let's go, men don't get me mistaken

00:37:28.010 --> 00:37:30.650
Because I boosted on your shawty, I ain't gone

00:37:30.650 --> 00:37:32.909
with that I heard that that chain you got fake

00:37:32.909 --> 00:37:38.170
I heard you got them fake babies I heard she

00:37:38.170 --> 00:37:41.630
ain't really got no money Don't do me, don't

00:37:41.630 --> 00:37:45.909
do me, don't do me I heard you a girl gone wild

00:37:45.909 --> 00:37:48.730
When they see you, they holler, y 'all treatin'

00:37:48.730 --> 00:38:21.599
y 'all Girl, you stank like a bear. Don't do

00:38:21.599 --> 00:38:28.800
me. Don't do me. Don't do me. Don't do me. Don't

00:38:28.800 --> 00:39:07.170
do me. Let's get to it right now. Oh, we're going

00:39:07.170 --> 00:39:10.809
to just go absolutely hammers. The kid said 15

00:39:10.809 --> 00:39:26.110
years ago. Welcome to Happy Hour. And now for

00:39:26.110 --> 00:39:30.090
something completely different. Door is closing.

00:40:13.599 --> 00:40:21.900
Happy hour. Happy hour. Ladies and gentlemen,

00:40:22.099 --> 00:40:26.400
here it is. The most recent radio show on the

00:40:26.400 --> 00:40:29.199
planet. The other stations are tuned in too.

00:40:45.550 --> 00:40:47.949
Turn it up, turn it loud. Hey, from the Bay to

00:40:47.949 --> 00:42:04.840
the world. Oh, yeah. Yeah, beat drop. Noona on

00:42:04.840 --> 00:42:06.380
the couch while he shakes that booth. It's a

00:42:06.380 --> 00:42:10.519
happy hour. Happy hour. From St. Pete out to

00:42:10.519 --> 00:42:16.159
the world so wide. Let it shower. Let it shower.

00:42:16.860 --> 00:42:20.340
All that truth you feel ain't still alive. Turn

00:42:20.340 --> 00:42:46.269
it up a little. 8 -5 -6. 49 -OP. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9

00:42:46.269 --> 00:42:51.190
-4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You're tweeting me at RyanHobbyRadio.

00:42:52.409 --> 00:42:56.929
Oh, he's the MLA. RyanHobbyRadio .com. Oh, sure.

00:42:57.670 --> 00:43:20.510
I got it. Ah, it's going to be a good rest of

00:43:20.510 --> 00:43:35.489
the show. Ah, it's giving me this moron. The

00:43:35.489 --> 00:43:38.150
Thrown Bachelorette, Taylor Frankie Paul, is

00:43:38.150 --> 00:43:42.500
a sociopath. face to face with ex Dakota Mortensen

00:43:42.500 --> 00:43:45.219
for the first time in court. I mean, these two

00:43:45.219 --> 00:43:47.380
morons, I know they probably have a good kid,

00:43:47.480 --> 00:43:49.780
but this is an example of two morons that should

00:43:49.780 --> 00:43:53.239
not have reproduced. His obsession over Taylor,

00:43:53.380 --> 00:43:56.619
his inability to move on and leave her alone.

00:43:56.880 --> 00:44:00.280
He muttered, yeah, as much of an annoying woman

00:44:00.280 --> 00:44:04.320
she is, as stupid as I think she is, he ain't

00:44:04.320 --> 00:44:08.110
no saint. Oh, my God. Under his breath, she sighed

00:44:08.110 --> 00:44:11.170
and gave side eye. Neither... Oh, yeah. She got

00:44:11.170 --> 00:44:14.130
that little stink eye. ...hide their emotions

00:44:14.130 --> 00:44:16.010
during yesterday's hearing over their... She's

00:44:16.010 --> 00:44:18.570
so freaking hot, but she's crazy. ...restraining

00:44:18.570 --> 00:44:22.090
orders. A judge ordered both to stay 100 feet

00:44:22.090 --> 00:44:24.969
apart for the next three years. Oh, yeah. That's

00:44:24.969 --> 00:44:26.869
going to really help with the co -parenting.

00:44:26.949 --> 00:44:30.750
Mm -hmm. This has been a very toxic relationship.

00:44:31.230 --> 00:44:33.369
You know what I'm saying? Daughter is right here.

00:44:33.949 --> 00:44:37.909
There seems to be a continuing attraction. I

00:44:37.909 --> 00:44:40.869
never have moved on from Taylor. I can't just

00:44:40.869 --> 00:44:42.869
be like, peace, no contact. Like, that doesn't

00:44:42.869 --> 00:44:45.010
work. Yeah, they got this thing where they probably

00:44:45.010 --> 00:44:50.309
still love each other. bad for each other. I'm

00:44:50.309 --> 00:44:53.170
hoping that you're not people who just thrive

00:44:53.170 --> 00:44:55.730
on the drama. They do seem to be the people that

00:44:55.730 --> 00:44:59.389
thrive on, especially her. She's a woman in reality

00:44:59.389 --> 00:45:02.170
TV. Of course she does. She's a sociopathic loser

00:45:02.170 --> 00:45:05.539
that makes men look bad. Your child first. Dakota

00:45:05.539 --> 00:45:08.699
retains custody of two -year -old son Ever. Taylor

00:45:08.699 --> 00:45:11.480
is allowed eight hours a week of supervised visits.

00:45:11.659 --> 00:45:13.400
Ah, yeah, he definitely got to supervise her.

00:45:13.480 --> 00:45:16.260
She's a sociopathic moron. Next hearing is June

00:45:16.260 --> 00:45:20.219
1st. Ah, I'm kidding. But there he is. Hopefully

00:45:20.219 --> 00:45:27.119
that kid can get new parents. This morning it

00:45:27.119 --> 00:45:31.139
ends with a settlement. What a waste of freaking

00:45:31.139 --> 00:45:35.480
time. Blake Lively all smiles on the Met Gala

00:45:35.480 --> 00:45:38.079
red carpet Monday, just hours after reaching

00:45:38.079 --> 00:45:40.420
a settlement with former co -star and director

00:45:40.420 --> 00:45:44.300
Justin Baldoni. Yeah, he's another dish. Bringing

00:45:44.300 --> 00:45:47.179
an abrupt end to their years -long legal battle.

00:45:47.320 --> 00:45:51.699
It ends with Blake's career. Get it. What's your

00:45:51.699 --> 00:45:56.070
name? Lily. Lively sued Baldoni and his production

00:45:56.070 --> 00:45:59.170
company for orchestrating what she called a smear

00:45:59.170 --> 00:46:01.989
campaign against her after she accused him of

00:46:01.989 --> 00:46:04.730
sexual harassment on the set of their 2020 -

00:46:04.730 --> 00:46:08.070
Yeah, she lost that. Or film, It Ends With Us.

00:46:08.110 --> 00:46:11.869
Moron. Claims Baldoni consistently denied. Oh

00:46:11.869 --> 00:46:14.550
yeah, what's he gonna admit? What's he gonna

00:46:14.550 --> 00:46:16.949
admit? If I'm not what you want, you just - You're

00:46:16.949 --> 00:46:21.469
stupid! No, no, no, I'm fine. Stop, stop, stop.

00:46:22.090 --> 00:46:24.489
Even their acting's horrendous. The terms of

00:46:24.489 --> 00:46:27.250
the settlement not made public. There's no money,

00:46:27.289 --> 00:46:30.510
though, involved. Mm -hmm. What a waste of time

00:46:30.510 --> 00:46:33.449
for both parties. But in a joint statement, attorneys

00:46:33.449 --> 00:46:35.849
for the two actors said Monday, we recognize

00:46:35.849 --> 00:46:39.469
concerns raised by Ms. Lively deserve to be heard,

00:46:39.650 --> 00:46:42.650
adding, we remain firmly committed to workplaces

00:46:42.650 --> 00:46:46.429
free of impropriety. Whatever. Hope it goes away

00:46:46.429 --> 00:46:50.579
like that dumb broad. Mm -hmm. Now Delta Airlines

00:46:50.579 --> 00:46:54.139
ending snack and drink services on hundreds of

00:46:54.139 --> 00:46:58.239
flights. Oh, got it. Budget cards. I'm sure the

00:46:58.239 --> 00:47:01.099
CEO's still making money. Mm -hmm. Have those

00:47:01.099 --> 00:47:03.179
details for us, Sam? Yeah, good morning, everybody.

00:47:03.340 --> 00:47:05.360
So if you fly Delta and you look forward to hearing

00:47:05.360 --> 00:47:07.280
the words, would you like a Biscoff cookie and

00:47:07.280 --> 00:47:09.900
a complimentary beverage? No, I don't. I want

00:47:09.900 --> 00:47:11.980
them to leave me alone. You travel? Yes, please.

00:47:12.079 --> 00:47:13.940
You may be out of luck. Delta is eliminating

00:47:13.940 --> 00:47:16.559
snack and drink service on all flights, but get

00:47:16.559 --> 00:47:20.099
this under 350 miles. That's the important boundary

00:47:20.099 --> 00:47:22.079
right there. Unless you're seated in first class.

00:47:22.489 --> 00:47:24.349
By one estimate, this will affect only about

00:47:24.349 --> 00:47:27.889
450 flights a day. This isn't all bad news in

00:47:27.889 --> 00:47:29.590
the announcement. Delta will seriously upgrade

00:47:29.590 --> 00:47:32.769
service for over 700 flights to full service

00:47:32.769 --> 00:47:35.829
if you're flying over water. Fuck the airlines!

00:47:36.349 --> 00:47:39.530
They're all stupid! This sucks, too. This morning,

00:47:39.610 --> 00:47:42.369
no relief in sight to gas prices climbing to

00:47:42.369 --> 00:47:45.489
the highest in four years. It used to cost me

00:47:45.489 --> 00:47:49.849
two, three months ago $32 to fill up my gas tank.

00:47:50.440 --> 00:47:52.500
Guess how much it cost me yesterday? I was on

00:47:52.500 --> 00:47:57.860
empty and I get about 440 miles per tank with

00:47:57.860 --> 00:48:01.420
my 2015 Honda Accord. And guess how much it was?

00:48:02.440 --> 00:48:07.579
$64. Thanks, Trump. Appreciate it, you real police

00:48:07.579 --> 00:48:10.670
moron. and the highest since the start of the

00:48:10.670 --> 00:48:11.889
war. I don't even want to talk about the gas.

00:48:12.269 --> 00:48:14.610
Oh, good. I'm glad we started them hard. Just

00:48:14.610 --> 00:48:16.769
so that the orange man has everybody forgetting

00:48:16.769 --> 00:48:21.710
that he's a pedophile. Mm -hmm. Happy Hot Topic.

00:48:23.329 --> 00:48:24.909
Finally, guys, quickly, you see we brought some

00:48:24.909 --> 00:48:28.590
snacks here. Harry Potter, 2026 marks 25 years

00:48:28.590 --> 00:48:30.590
for the famous film. Yeah, give me existential

00:48:30.590 --> 00:48:35.190
crisis. It's 25 years old. Harry frickin' Potter.

00:48:35.710 --> 00:48:37.269
That would have been like talking about, let

00:48:37.269 --> 00:48:41.440
me do the math here. 1976 and 2001 when it came

00:48:41.440 --> 00:48:44.139
out. Franchise, a lot of brands are getting in

00:48:44.139 --> 00:48:47.179
on the fun, including Cinnabon, celebrating with

00:48:47.179 --> 00:48:49.280
the launch of a new special flavor. Starting

00:48:49.280 --> 00:48:52.019
this week, they're selling a butterbeer flavored

00:48:52.019 --> 00:48:56.840
classic. Oh, yeah. Put that in my mouth. I love

00:48:56.840 --> 00:49:01.139
cinnamon. Roll. And because we like to do our

00:49:01.139 --> 00:49:03.280
research around here, I splurged for some on

00:49:03.280 --> 00:49:05.539
the table. If you would like to try. I don't

00:49:05.539 --> 00:49:07.300
need to watch them doing their stuff. I love

00:49:07.300 --> 00:49:08.699
when they pretend they're friends. They hate

00:49:08.699 --> 00:49:13.179
each other. What's going on here? Happy Hot Topic.

00:49:14.379 --> 00:49:16.619
Recall over possible salmonella contamination

00:49:16.619 --> 00:49:20.780
is expanding. It now includes frozen pizzas sold

00:49:20.780 --> 00:49:24.039
at Walmart. They are the Great Value thin crust

00:49:24.039 --> 00:49:27.179
and stuffed crust chicken bacon ranch pizzas.

00:49:27.420 --> 00:49:30.420
Recall also includes pieces sold exclusively

00:49:30.420 --> 00:49:33.639
at Aldi. The recall concerns a potential salmonella

00:49:33.639 --> 00:49:36.360
outbreak in meat and poultry products prepared

00:49:36.360 --> 00:49:39.559
with a previously recalled dry milk powder. Ah,

00:49:39.599 --> 00:49:41.880
it's good. You know, that gave me the poops.

00:49:41.960 --> 00:49:49.480
Mm -hmm. Happy Hot Topic! Caden Panettiere is

00:49:49.480 --> 00:49:52.159
sharing her truth. The actress recently confirmed

00:49:52.159 --> 00:49:56.639
that she is bisexual. Hell yeah! I have a legendary

00:49:56.639 --> 00:50:00.440
streak of attracting bisexual girls. Mm -hmm.

00:50:01.079 --> 00:50:03.219
Topic she shares for the first time in her upcoming

00:50:03.219 --> 00:50:06.639
May 12th memoir, This Is Me, A Reckoning, explaining

00:50:06.639 --> 00:50:09.400
how her relationship with her sexuality has shifted

00:50:09.400 --> 00:50:11.699
throughout her life in the spotlight. All right,

00:50:11.719 --> 00:50:16.059
so that happened. There you go. And then there's

00:50:16.059 --> 00:50:20.860
this. Happy Hot Topic. Jersey Shore's Ronnie

00:50:20.860 --> 00:50:23.460
Ortiz -Macro is detailing his battle with bipolar

00:50:23.460 --> 00:50:31.079
disorder, depression, and anxiety. After footage

00:50:31.079 --> 00:50:33.420
of the Jersey Shore family vacation star seemingly

00:50:33.420 --> 00:50:36.119
nodding off during a press interview went viral,

00:50:36.260 --> 00:50:38.880
sparking fans' concern, Ronnie is now sharing

00:50:38.880 --> 00:50:41.639
an inside look at his struggles. He writes in

00:50:41.639 --> 00:50:44.539
a May 5th Instagram story, Even though everything

00:50:44.539 --> 00:50:47.099
may look perfect on the outside. No, it doesn't.

00:50:47.099 --> 00:50:48.639
We don't look at you and go, ah, it's perfect.

00:50:48.840 --> 00:50:51.880
Ronnie's killing it. Every day I battle my depression,

00:50:52.059 --> 00:50:55.219
bipolar, and anxiety in silence. Ah, it sucks.

00:50:55.280 --> 00:50:57.119
I was crying last night because of my bipolar.

00:50:57.579 --> 00:50:59.980
I know there are many people who do the same.

00:51:00.280 --> 00:51:03.440
I hope you figure it out, bud. I saw this headline

00:51:03.440 --> 00:51:08.400
here. Happy Hot Topic. Sting says letting his

00:51:08.400 --> 00:51:11.619
six kids not work would be a form of abuse. Hell

00:51:11.619 --> 00:51:13.719
yeah, you don't want them to be netball baby

00:51:13.719 --> 00:51:18.099
brats. For a decade after the 74 -year -old announces

00:51:18.099 --> 00:51:20.239
he wouldn't be leaving his six children much

00:51:20.239 --> 00:51:23.739
of his fortune. Well, that's stupid. I agree.

00:51:24.019 --> 00:51:26.780
You gotta make them work. When you don't leave

00:51:26.780 --> 00:51:29.340
them money, you're just being a stupid boomer.

00:51:29.659 --> 00:51:32.460
You lost me. Estimated to be hundreds of millions,

00:51:32.900 --> 00:51:36.619
Sting confirms that is still his plan. Yeah,

00:51:36.639 --> 00:51:39.420
he would suck as a father. I began on the headline

00:51:39.420 --> 00:51:41.260
kind of liking him, and then I was like, oh,

00:51:41.280 --> 00:51:45.739
you're an asswipe. Mm -hmm. Happy Hot Topic.

00:51:45.760 --> 00:51:48.000
Of course you're an asswipe. You're a Dodger

00:51:48.000 --> 00:51:50.579
fan. You're stupid, and you're a cloud chaser.

00:51:50.719 --> 00:51:54.219
What's going on here? Oh, we, we, we, we, whoa,

00:51:54.360 --> 00:51:56.539
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Pause,

00:51:56.639 --> 00:52:00.500
pause. I cannot be talking about the Duggars

00:52:00.500 --> 00:52:06.869
without this. Yeah, yeah. I did something right,

00:52:06.989 --> 00:52:12.670
man. Count it up. Keep count. Keep count. Keep

00:52:12.670 --> 00:52:15.670
count. Walk in the crib like, yo, who all these?

00:52:15.889 --> 00:52:19.269
Name tags on babies' row of car seats. Mama in

00:52:19.269 --> 00:52:21.750
a denim skirt, daddy with the side part. Everybody

00:52:21.750 --> 00:52:24.550
smiles, but I get a weird vibe start. Chalkboard

00:52:24.550 --> 00:52:27.130
chores running down the hallway. Tuesday is for

00:52:27.130 --> 00:52:29.889
twins, Thursday just for laundry. Buddy up, buddy

00:52:29.889 --> 00:52:32.829
up. That's a slogan. I'm like, how many birthdays

00:52:32.829 --> 00:52:36.219
you still holding? Too many. All sound like a

00:52:36.219 --> 00:52:39.019
rollin' credit sequence Every single kid got

00:52:39.019 --> 00:52:41.420
the same freakin' sequence Same shirt, same hair,

00:52:41.480 --> 00:52:44.460
same Bible on the dresser All star cast of repressed

00:52:44.460 --> 00:52:46.460
child pressure There's somethin' wrong with the

00:52:46.460 --> 00:52:49.619
Duggar family Too many names in the family tree,

00:52:49.780 --> 00:52:52.619
for real Every single one acting kinda uncanny

00:52:52.619 --> 00:52:55.039
Tell me, how you got that many kids on a salary?

00:52:55.519 --> 00:52:58.679
There's somethin' off in the Duggar house Smiles

00:52:58.679 --> 00:53:10.789
what it can, but the truth leak out I'm extremely

00:53:10.789 --> 00:53:14.050
grateful for my parents and my family. For the

00:53:14.050 --> 00:53:18.750
example they set of being selfless and taking

00:53:18.750 --> 00:53:21.449
time to love each other. To love us for who we

00:53:21.449 --> 00:53:25.369
are. Josh Duggar now reportedly slamming parents

00:53:25.369 --> 00:53:29.530
Jim Bob and Michelle in... Loser! You're a failure!

00:53:30.030 --> 00:53:32.969
...newly released prison text messages, which

00:53:32.969 --> 00:53:36.030
he calls them out for playing a role in his downfall.

00:53:36.210 --> 00:53:40.889
What? Touching you? You're a loser! You're always

00:53:40.889 --> 00:53:44.719
being one! and today it's my honor and privilege

00:53:44.719 --> 00:53:47.420
to join in this announcement of a guilty verdict

00:53:47.420 --> 00:53:49.500
in the case of you know all right i mean he was

00:53:49.500 --> 00:53:52.179
just a asshole gotta see the words just like

00:53:52.179 --> 00:54:04.460
this one in the nancy guthrie case i'm i got

00:54:04.460 --> 00:54:09.099
frustrated because i knew from my sources i'm

00:54:09.099 --> 00:54:13.570
sure you have so many sources They were trying

00:54:13.570 --> 00:54:16.610
to keep you guys out. They did. Yeah, you know,

00:54:16.769 --> 00:54:18.949
because Patel, if they're trying to keep you

00:54:18.949 --> 00:54:22.090
out, if you're such the man, you tell them, hey,

00:54:22.150 --> 00:54:24.489
I'm the FBI guy that drinks all day. Let me in.

00:54:25.289 --> 00:54:28.489
What he's about to say is just excuses because

00:54:28.489 --> 00:54:32.719
he knows that he failed. He's a loser. They did

00:54:32.719 --> 00:54:34.739
keep you out. For four days we were... Surprised

00:54:34.739 --> 00:54:36.639
you're not drinking on Saturday. We're kept out

00:54:36.639 --> 00:54:41.460
of the investigation. We are looking for Nancy

00:54:41.460 --> 00:54:44.219
Guthrie. And then you got this stupid cop, Chris

00:54:44.219 --> 00:54:48.420
Nanos. Another dumb boomer. Mm -hmm. This is

00:54:48.420 --> 00:54:50.659
an example. You got two morons. You got Cash

00:54:50.659 --> 00:54:54.320
Patel and you got Nanos. Mm -hmm. We want to

00:54:54.320 --> 00:54:56.960
find her. It's He Said, He Said in the search

00:54:56.960 --> 00:55:00.219
for Savannah Guthrie's missing mother. As we...

00:55:02.029 --> 00:55:05.929
enter into another week of this nightmare. We

00:55:05.929 --> 00:55:07.690
need your help. Here's how these cases work.

00:55:07.789 --> 00:55:09.809
It is a state matter. It's a state and local

00:55:09.809 --> 00:55:11.769
law enforcement matter. What we, the FBI, do

00:55:11.769 --> 00:55:13.590
is say, hey, we're here to help. What do you

00:55:13.590 --> 00:55:16.210
need? Here's the thing. You're corrupt. All you

00:55:16.210 --> 00:55:19.190
do is be corrupt so you can easily take over

00:55:19.190 --> 00:55:23.849
the case if you're the man. Now you go by the

00:55:23.849 --> 00:55:30.110
rules? Shut the hell up, Cash. You moron. Aziz

00:55:30.110 --> 00:55:32.750
Ansari is a better version of you on SNL than

00:55:32.750 --> 00:55:35.250
you in real life, you moron. What can we do?

00:55:35.409 --> 00:55:37.730
And for four days, we were kept out of the investigation.

00:55:38.289 --> 00:55:41.170
FBI Director Kash Patel calling out Pima County

00:55:41.170 --> 00:55:43.610
Sheriff Chris Nanos for his handling of the search

00:55:43.610 --> 00:55:46.190
for Nancy Guthrie, which is nearing its 100th

00:55:46.190 --> 00:55:52.369
day. Claiming on Sean Hannity's podcast that

00:55:52.369 --> 00:55:55.429
local officials shut out the FBI from the investigation.

00:55:55.510 --> 00:55:58.530
Will you push him through? You go get out of

00:55:58.530 --> 00:56:01.449
my way. Investigations early days. Holding up.

00:56:01.489 --> 00:56:04.050
You'll never hear me have any sympathy for that

00:56:04.050 --> 00:56:06.650
drunken moron known as Kash Patel blaming others.

00:56:06.750 --> 00:56:10.150
Shut up. Critical evidence gathering. And when

00:56:10.150 --> 00:56:12.010
we were finally let in, Sean, look what we did.

00:56:12.889 --> 00:56:15.889
Nothing. That's stupid. We went in and got the

00:56:15.889 --> 00:56:19.429
ring doorbell. And we said, hey, is anyone talking

00:56:19.429 --> 00:56:22.010
to Google? That's why you have that image. Whatever,

00:56:22.110 --> 00:56:24.389
dude. I've had enough of you. Go get drunk and

00:56:24.389 --> 00:56:32.500
shut up. I hate this man right here. What is

00:56:32.500 --> 00:56:35.800
your verdict? Guilty or not guilty? Not guilty.

00:56:36.079 --> 00:56:41.420
Oh, yeah. Direction Elite winning again. After

00:56:41.420 --> 00:56:44.500
just over two hours of deliberations, former

00:56:44.500 --> 00:56:47.059
New England Patriots wide receiver Stefan Diggs

00:56:47.059 --> 00:56:50.219
found not guilty. So say all members of the jerk.

00:56:50.420 --> 00:56:53.559
Yes. Diggs in tears as the verdict was read.

00:56:53.980 --> 00:56:56.610
Bitch. He was accused. You're not a real man.

00:56:56.710 --> 00:57:00.389
You're a loser. Not only do you lose in life,

00:57:00.469 --> 00:57:02.489
unless it's a court case, but you also are a

00:57:02.489 --> 00:57:05.030
loser as a father and in a Super Bowl. Strangling

00:57:05.030 --> 00:57:07.230
and assaulting his then live -in personal chef,

00:57:07.369 --> 00:57:09.570
Jamila Adams. Here's the problem. She was a little

00:57:09.570 --> 00:57:13.989
too much of a cloud chaser. I think she loved

00:57:13.989 --> 00:57:17.360
the attention that... There was just things that

00:57:17.360 --> 00:57:18.960
came out during the case where you're like, oh,

00:57:18.980 --> 00:57:21.199
you're not innocent, which sucked because I hate

00:57:21.199 --> 00:57:24.500
Stephon Diggs. Who says she had been romantically

00:57:24.500 --> 00:57:26.880
involved with Diggs. That's the problem. You're

00:57:26.880 --> 00:57:29.579
sucking him off. Adams testifying the argument

00:57:29.579 --> 00:57:35.219
started over a pay dispute. He. NFL players not

00:57:35.219 --> 00:57:39.840
paying. No way. Ian Beckles owes me $70. I'm

00:57:39.840 --> 00:57:41.860
never going to see. Took his arm and he like

00:57:41.860 --> 00:57:45.920
came around my neck with his elbow. The way she's

00:57:45.920 --> 00:57:47.820
talking, it seems real, but she ain't innocent.

00:57:47.980 --> 00:57:54.079
That's the problem. But the defense says that

00:57:54.079 --> 00:57:59.599
never happened. Yeah, he said she said. Pointing

00:57:59.599 --> 00:58:01.900
to the lack of medical records or photographic

00:58:01.900 --> 00:58:04.960
evidence. Showing this video of her dancing just

00:58:04.960 --> 00:58:07.900
days after the alleged attack. Yeah, it didn't

00:58:07.900 --> 00:58:10.679
really help. But also when you work around nurses,

00:58:10.679 --> 00:58:15.730
you have to try to have some fun. And there was

00:58:15.730 --> 00:58:19.050
no assault, no strangulation. That's where I

00:58:19.050 --> 00:58:21.829
don't agree. I think he totally did it. He's

00:58:21.829 --> 00:58:24.590
totally a loser. He's totally a moron. He's totally

00:58:24.590 --> 00:58:28.150
got CTE. But at the same time, here's how I'll

00:58:28.150 --> 00:58:31.389
end this. Her dancing and being a cloud chaser

00:58:31.389 --> 00:58:36.050
costed her the case. It did. That's all I can

00:58:36.050 --> 00:58:38.989
say. That's all I'm going to say. I can't even

00:58:38.989 --> 00:58:42.320
talk. That's how much I'm going to say. Once

00:58:42.320 --> 00:58:44.699
again, the wretched elite will always win, but

00:58:44.699 --> 00:58:46.980
when he's on his deathbed, all his kids are going

00:58:46.980 --> 00:58:49.400
to be like, Daddy, this is the first time I've

00:58:49.400 --> 00:58:55.599
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lawn care companies hard. Ah, that's good. I'm

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glad we're getting such a good hand from the

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boomers. A man is facing serious charges accused

01:07:06.840 --> 01:07:09.800
of threatening a Polk County woman on Instagram.

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Winter Haven police say... Loser! Of course it's

01:07:13.639 --> 01:07:15.980
Paul County. All the thugs are out there. ...that

01:07:15.980 --> 01:07:18.099
a local woman got into a long -distance relationship

01:07:18.099 --> 01:07:21.699
with 29 -year -old Hector Cruz. Oh, what a loser.

01:07:22.099 --> 01:07:24.219
Well, they say Cruz started sending harassing

01:07:24.219 --> 01:07:26.579
messages to the woman's boss, threatening to

01:07:26.579 --> 01:07:29.860
shoot her. Oh, good. He makes all men look bad.

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Scumbag, criminal, thug, moron. That was a mouthful.

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Happy Hot Topic! Good evening, I'm Jennifer Lee.

01:07:40.380 --> 01:07:42.059
And I'm Keith Cate. Thank you. What up, Jennifer?

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Joining us tonight, so is baseball worth the

01:07:44.920 --> 01:07:46.639
money? That is what Tampa City leaders... Oh,

01:07:46.719 --> 01:07:50.179
probably not. This area barely got fixed after

01:07:50.179 --> 01:07:52.239
the hurricane, but I'm glad all the attention

01:07:52.239 --> 01:07:55.139
has gone to a dumb baseball team that covered

01:07:55.139 --> 01:07:58.079
their roof with linen. Mm -hmm. Debated tonight

01:07:58.079 --> 01:08:00.699
at a special city council meeting. Some city

01:08:00.699 --> 01:08:03.780
leaders think tax dollars that could fund a raised

01:08:03.780 --> 01:08:06.679
stadium deal in Tampa would be better spent elsewhere.

01:08:08.539 --> 01:08:12.579
Tampa is the unspoken sex trafficking capital

01:08:12.579 --> 01:08:15.480
of the road. There's a lot of issues, but hey,

01:08:15.699 --> 01:08:18.479
a baseball team that hasn't even won a road series.

01:08:20.510 --> 01:08:22.430
News Channel 8's Ryan Arbogast is live in Tampa

01:08:22.430 --> 01:08:24.409
tonight. And these poor news anchors have to

01:08:24.409 --> 01:08:26.329
act like there's any story here. There was never

01:08:26.329 --> 01:08:28.829
a deal in Tampa. I'm telling you. And I know

01:08:28.829 --> 01:08:30.010
people hate when I do this, but I don't care.

01:08:30.149 --> 01:08:32.289
There was never a deal. If there was a deal,

01:08:32.350 --> 01:08:34.350
there wouldn't be news report after news report

01:08:34.350 --> 01:08:36.729
of everybody confused because the Rays tell people

01:08:36.729 --> 01:08:39.550
to report what they want. They tell them, hey,

01:08:39.649 --> 01:08:41.729
say that there might be a deal in Tampa for leverage.

01:08:41.869 --> 01:08:44.210
There was never a deal. Ryan, you went to that

01:08:44.210 --> 01:08:46.430
meeting. What was the key takeaway in all of

01:08:46.430 --> 01:08:48.880
this? That the Rays are a bunch of fatties and

01:08:48.880 --> 01:08:53.520
Ken Babby's a bitch. Jen, Keith, this special

01:08:53.520 --> 01:08:56.699
meeting was all about questions and oh boy, were

01:08:56.699 --> 01:08:59.399
there a lot of them. Oh yeah, you know, they

01:08:59.399 --> 01:09:01.420
brought the ruckus. Rays started the meeting

01:09:01.420 --> 01:09:04.020
by giving their presentation, then the city talked.

01:09:04.409 --> 01:09:06.109
That's how they start every meeting because I

01:09:06.109 --> 01:09:08.170
was in one of them. They always have a presentation

01:09:08.170 --> 01:09:11.649
of PowerPoint. Nothing says relevant like PowerPoint.

01:09:11.970 --> 01:09:14.210
It's about money and they got into the nitty

01:09:14.210 --> 01:09:16.689
gritty. But one thing is clear after hours and

01:09:16.689 --> 01:09:18.829
hours and hours of public comment that they're

01:09:18.829 --> 01:09:21.149
phony. There's going to have to be a lot of negotiations

01:09:21.149 --> 01:09:24.310
before we can decide if baseball belongs on this

01:09:24.310 --> 01:09:28.050
side of the bridge. You can barely hear my voice

01:09:28.050 --> 01:09:30.449
speak. We're exhausted from this process. Oh,

01:09:30.449 --> 01:09:32.729
I'm sure you are. You got the team. You thought

01:09:32.729 --> 01:09:34.550
it was going to be easy. But now you're kind

01:09:34.550 --> 01:09:38.149
of seeing what Sternberg had to deal with. When

01:09:38.149 --> 01:09:43.970
you're so cheap and you're on a budget, all of

01:09:43.970 --> 01:09:45.670
a sudden, you're already bald, so you're not

01:09:45.670 --> 01:09:47.630
going to lose any hair. But you're going to get

01:09:47.630 --> 01:09:50.689
more wrinkly. That's how the Rays feel about

01:09:50.689 --> 01:09:53.869
Tampa City Council. After months of negotiations.

01:09:54.029 --> 01:09:56.760
And that's how we feel about you. You guys are

01:09:56.760 --> 01:09:59.619
losers. And I know I'm race fans. All 14 ,000

01:09:59.619 --> 01:10:02.500
of them hate this. But you guys suck. That's

01:10:02.500 --> 01:10:06.520
it. And dozens of public forums. The team's leadership

01:10:06.520 --> 01:10:09.260
once again pitching a Tampa area mixed -use development

01:10:09.260 --> 01:10:12.920
at Hillsboro College. Where's the freaking, where's

01:10:12.920 --> 01:10:15.220
it going to go? Is this going to be like the

01:10:15.220 --> 01:10:17.060
game of the Sims where we just move buildings

01:10:17.060 --> 01:10:21.119
around? There's no room for it. I can't explain

01:10:21.119 --> 01:10:24.739
to you how maddening it is how this area simps

01:10:24.739 --> 01:10:27.579
for them. They don't care about you. They care

01:10:27.579 --> 01:10:31.020
about their bottom line. Tuesday night at a special

01:10:31.020 --> 01:10:34.010
meeting. We've been out nearly every single night

01:10:34.010 --> 01:10:36.909
talking about the magic in general. You're talking,

01:10:36.949 --> 01:10:39.970
but you're not doing anything. We are so close

01:10:39.970 --> 01:10:42.529
to 2030. We've been talking about the freaking

01:10:42.529 --> 01:10:46.289
race for 20 years. It's tiring. What you guys

01:10:46.289 --> 01:10:48.750
do is you go to every meeting and you guys just

01:10:48.750 --> 01:10:50.529
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

01:10:50.649 --> 01:10:52.890
blah. But then when people start going, how are

01:10:52.890 --> 01:10:54.470
you going to pay for it? You guys just leave.

01:10:55.130 --> 01:10:57.329
Once it's asked how all this is going to get

01:10:57.329 --> 01:11:02.699
paid for, you're out of there. Shut up. Generational

01:11:02.699 --> 01:11:05.939
impact of a project like this. You can't even

01:11:05.939 --> 01:11:07.680
talk. You're a moron. You took on something you

01:11:07.680 --> 01:11:09.640
didn't think was going to be this hard. Because

01:11:09.640 --> 01:11:12.420
you're a car salesman. Not literally, but can't

01:11:12.420 --> 01:11:15.180
behave. He's likable. So he thought he could

01:11:15.180 --> 01:11:18.500
just smooch his way through it. This is a once

01:11:18.500 --> 01:11:21.000
in a lifetime opportunity for our community.

01:11:21.699 --> 01:11:24.520
Once in a lifetime for you to go away. Just go

01:11:24.520 --> 01:11:26.760
to Montreal like you guys wanted. You don't want

01:11:26.760 --> 01:11:30.829
to be here. Shut up. If you wanted to be here,

01:11:30.909 --> 01:11:32.569
you would have a little bit of sympathy. Like,

01:11:32.569 --> 01:11:34.710
hey, all this attention should have gone to rebuilding

01:11:34.710 --> 01:11:38.630
the area. But no. Hey, at least they're really

01:11:38.630 --> 01:12:03.420
fun to watch. Yeah. Six mad, but he been in these

01:12:03.420 --> 01:12:06.460
mics. All -intending heist, not a cynic in type.

01:12:06.600 --> 01:12:08.859
From the berms to the block, that's a hell of

01:12:08.859 --> 01:12:11.420
a hype. Turn the dial, see his name on the lights.

01:12:11.859 --> 01:12:14.520
He got callers on the line, trying to break they

01:12:14.520 --> 01:12:17.000
news. From the side to the sticks, they relate

01:12:17.000 --> 01:12:19.539
to the views. Every segment like a story from

01:12:19.539 --> 01:12:22.560
the avenue. Turn slick, then he fact -check the

01:12:22.560 --> 01:12:27.699
attitude. This that Chicago news. Hop it out

01:12:27.699 --> 01:12:31.140
and let them choose. To the loop, what it do?

01:12:31.680 --> 01:12:35.659
Every block, every verse in the room It's that

01:12:35.659 --> 01:12:40.819
Chicago news Turn it up, rock the cruise If you're

01:12:40.819 --> 01:12:44.520
tuned, then you're part of the crew Javier talking

01:12:44.520 --> 01:12:48.920
to you He got a joke for the frauds, love for

01:12:48.920 --> 01:12:51.380
the brave That could guess in the chance, say

01:12:51.380 --> 01:12:54.000
what they crave From the sports, war, wars to

01:12:54.000 --> 01:12:56.960
the gossip Wave, he connect more lanes than the

01:12:56.960 --> 01:12:59.880
towway saves Late night, but the syndicate wide

01:12:59.880 --> 01:13:03.079
Carolina to the bay, hit a mid -wet's pride Still

01:13:03.079 --> 01:13:05.899
a kid from the ice with the drive inside Got

01:13:05.899 --> 01:13:34.090
the whole damn map on the same live line I saw

01:13:34.090 --> 01:13:38.989
this headline and this was jaw -dropping. New

01:13:38.989 --> 01:13:41.989
information coming in right now in what? What

01:13:41.989 --> 01:13:44.789
up, Ben Bradley? Police are calling an embarrassing

01:13:44.789 --> 01:13:48.109
incident at a northwest suburban school. So it

01:13:48.109 --> 01:13:52.590
was District 214, Arlington Heights, which is

01:13:52.590 --> 01:13:54.970
where I grew up, and there was a report of a

01:13:54.970 --> 01:13:58.520
gun getting missing by the cops. But of course,

01:13:58.520 --> 01:14:00.760
when you see the words, the news clip will explain

01:14:00.760 --> 01:14:03.140
it, but I see the headline Arlington Heights

01:14:03.140 --> 01:14:06.119
High School gun or whatever. You see those keywords.

01:14:06.300 --> 01:14:08.119
I was also working on the MJ show and I saw it

01:14:08.119 --> 01:14:10.119
on my Twitter and I'm like, oh my God, was there

01:14:10.119 --> 01:14:12.760
a shooting? A school resource officer left his

01:14:12.760 --> 01:14:17.039
gun in the bathroom. It hasn't been found since.

01:14:17.140 --> 01:14:19.899
And WJS Dana Rebic is live right now in Arlington

01:14:19.899 --> 01:14:22.569
Heights where classes. were canceled today as

01:14:22.569 --> 01:14:24.829
police give us an update on what's going on in

01:14:24.829 --> 01:14:26.789
this case. Also, why is the cop in the same bathroom

01:14:26.789 --> 01:14:30.189
as the kid? Mm -hmm. Hey, Dana. What up, Dana?

01:14:30.430 --> 01:14:32.970
Well, we knew earlier today that there was some

01:14:32.970 --> 01:14:35.189
sort of surveillance video inside the school

01:14:35.189 --> 01:14:37.270
that would have shown who was coming in and out

01:14:37.270 --> 01:14:39.130
of that bathroom. And just literally minutes

01:14:39.130 --> 01:14:42.489
ago, the district did confirm they do have a

01:14:42.489 --> 01:14:44.550
person of interest in custody, although they

01:14:44.550 --> 01:14:48.340
say this weapon has not been recovered yet. It's

01:14:48.340 --> 01:14:51.199
very upsetting. Parents of District 214 students

01:14:51.199 --> 01:14:53.800
not happy to hear what happened at Forest View

01:14:53.800 --> 01:14:56.840
Educational Center Monday. Classes there canceled

01:14:56.840 --> 01:15:02.939
today after a school resource officer's gun went

01:15:02.939 --> 01:15:05.579
missing. Arlington Heights police say the employee

01:15:05.579 --> 01:15:11.239
took his gun from his duty holster. A duty holster

01:15:11.239 --> 01:15:14.920
in the bathroom. I have the humor of a five -year

01:15:14.920 --> 01:15:17.420
-old. While using the restroom, then realized

01:15:17.420 --> 01:15:19.960
it was missing shortly after students were dismissed

01:15:19.960 --> 01:15:22.800
for the day. Oops. The Cook County Sheriff's

01:15:22.800 --> 01:15:25.560
Office and Palatine Police responded, searching

01:15:25.560 --> 01:15:28.380
the school grounds using canines, but could not

01:15:28.380 --> 01:15:31.760
find it. I hope that the gun is retrieved as

01:15:31.760 --> 01:15:35.729
soon as possible. Duh. Child and all the other

01:15:35.729 --> 01:15:38.569
children come home from school today within like

01:15:38.569 --> 01:15:41.010
a few hours. Officers reviewed surveillance video

01:15:41.010 --> 01:15:43.909
they say showed a limited number of people. All

01:15:43.909 --> 01:15:46.010
right, so there's that. That happened. And then

01:15:46.010 --> 01:15:48.920
there's this right here. This is new at four.

01:15:49.039 --> 01:15:51.560
A Cyfair ISD student is dead, and court records

01:15:51.560 --> 01:15:53.220
say a person who should have been curing for

01:15:53.220 --> 01:15:55.020
him is now charged in connection with his death.

01:15:55.500 --> 01:15:58.359
Loser. ABC 13 reporter Chas Miller is live outside

01:15:58.359 --> 01:16:00.659
the Harris County Jail with the disturbing allegations.

01:16:00.859 --> 01:16:06.300
Chas? Erica, Cyfair ISD says that behavior specialist

01:16:06.300 --> 01:16:09.039
is on administrative leave. He is currently in

01:16:09.039 --> 01:16:11.140
the Harris County Jail behind me, records show,

01:16:11.260 --> 01:16:14.899
charged with injury to the disabled. As for that

01:16:14.899 --> 01:16:17.399
student, court documents say he was 16 years

01:16:17.399 --> 01:16:20.560
old. old, nonverbal, and had been diagnosed with

01:16:20.560 --> 01:16:23.420
autism. Yeah, one of my friends is autistic,

01:16:23.539 --> 01:16:26.979
is pretty much nonverbal. He communicates, though.

01:16:27.079 --> 01:16:30.739
But yeah, you got to be patient. That was probably

01:16:30.739 --> 01:16:33.159
not the job for you. In these court documents,

01:16:33.359 --> 01:16:35.640
the SciFair ISD officer who investigated the

01:16:35.640 --> 01:16:39.159
case says video. reportedly shows a, quote, unprovoked

01:16:39.159 --> 01:16:42.119
physical assault of that student from this man.

01:16:42.319 --> 01:16:44.760
Court records say he's all muscular and stupid.

01:16:44.979 --> 01:16:47.619
A behavior specialist, Donald Perkins. Oh, he's

01:16:47.619 --> 01:16:50.539
such a specialist. Here is Perkins, his photo

01:16:50.539 --> 01:16:52.539
and title still listed on the site. All right,

01:16:52.560 --> 01:16:54.439
so there's that, unfortunately. And then there's

01:16:54.439 --> 01:16:58.829
this. A debate over video gambling is heating

01:16:58.829 --> 01:17:01.210
up from Chicago to the suburbs. Some leaders

01:17:01.210 --> 01:17:03.329
say it brings in money. Others warn it could

01:17:03.329 --> 01:17:05.890
come at a cost. Yeah, I don't like being around

01:17:05.890 --> 01:17:08.350
people that gamble. It ruins the experience of

01:17:08.350 --> 01:17:10.569
watching sports. I view sports like a Netflix

01:17:10.569 --> 01:17:15.130
movie. I don't get as mad about it. Like in 2011

01:17:15.130 --> 01:17:18.670
when Aaron Rodgers beat the Pittsburgh Steelers

01:17:18.670 --> 01:17:20.409
in the Super Bowl. My dad said, now go do the

01:17:20.409 --> 01:17:22.170
dishes. And I broke a plate because I was so

01:17:22.170 --> 01:17:26.159
mad. Now I don't care. Leslie Moreno joins us

01:17:26.159 --> 01:17:30.920
live with all those details. Leslie. John, good

01:17:30.920 --> 01:17:32.760
evening. We got a five -second delay, although

01:17:32.760 --> 01:17:34.560
we got to check out this hot piece of ass of

01:17:34.560 --> 01:17:36.880
a reporter in the meantime. Yeah, the village

01:17:36.880 --> 01:17:39.180
of Oaklawn says it's been seeing an increase

01:17:39.180 --> 01:17:43.439
in crime and break -ins surrounded and around

01:17:43.439 --> 01:17:46.600
these video gambling businesses and restaurants,

01:17:46.819 --> 01:17:48.699
and they believe this is showing us in real...

01:17:48.699 --> 01:17:51.020
All right, so there's that. I could have looked

01:17:51.020 --> 01:17:53.159
at her all day. My God, was she freaking hot.

01:17:53.359 --> 01:18:00.130
Mm -hmm. Fresno news time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

01:18:01.170 --> 01:18:03.149
I gotta be up at four. I'm not gonna be here

01:18:03.149 --> 01:18:07.470
all day. It's 2 .42 in the afternoon. Which to

01:18:07.470 --> 01:18:10.930
a person that gets up at 8, that's like 6 p .m.

01:18:24.729 --> 01:18:37.880
So I guess Rihanna and A $AP Rocky got into it

01:18:37.880 --> 01:18:42.220
at the Met Gala, but they were just tired. I'd

01:18:42.220 --> 01:18:44.140
be tired, too, if I had to be around those douchebags

01:18:44.140 --> 01:18:48.340
at the Met Gala. Something I do not relate to,

01:18:48.380 --> 01:18:52.479
the Met Gala. I would just go in my normal clothing.

01:18:54.039 --> 01:19:01.520
Slightly sweaty hair. Clavicular might get in

01:19:01.520 --> 01:19:10.159
more trouble for shooting that animal. Keep the

01:19:10.159 --> 01:19:13.539
city on track Say it how it is No fear, no doubt

01:19:13.539 --> 01:19:18.220
Ryan Hoppy's the name And he shout it loud Got

01:19:18.220 --> 01:19:26.060
it Ryan Hoppy's the name And he shout it loud

01:19:32.649 --> 01:19:35.229
Police are sounding the alarm about the dangers

01:19:35.229 --> 01:19:38.449
of riding motorized bikes after two separate

01:19:38.449 --> 01:19:40.850
crashes involving e -bikes over the weekend.

01:19:41.010 --> 01:19:43.829
With one collision. Yeah, these kids are out

01:19:43.829 --> 01:19:46.550
of control with the e -bikes. Turning tragic.

01:19:46.729 --> 01:19:49.909
The rise of dangerous and at times deadly crashes

01:19:49.909 --> 01:19:53.149
involving motorized devices has been tracked.

01:19:53.920 --> 01:19:56.560
Researchers now say the number of critical incidents

01:19:56.560 --> 01:19:59.840
involving e -bikes has soared over the past few

01:19:59.840 --> 01:20:01.779
years. All right, so that's what's going on in

01:20:01.779 --> 01:20:03.319
Fresno. Yeah, it seems like one of those cities

01:20:03.319 --> 01:20:06.260
that has issues. I'm also grateful to be heard

01:20:06.260 --> 01:20:07.539
there. But what I'm saying to you, ladies and

01:20:07.539 --> 01:20:09.520
gentlemen, boys and girls, is it seems like everywhere

01:20:09.520 --> 01:20:12.420
there's e -bike problems. Florida. All these

01:20:12.420 --> 01:20:14.380
people think they rule the world down the road.

01:20:23.710 --> 01:20:26.289
There's no fluff, raw truth and wine Mike's hot,

01:20:26.489 --> 01:20:29.170
Hoppy speaks what's on his mind, yeah Nepotism's

01:20:29.170 --> 01:20:31.609
thrown, they sittin' in the plush Built an empire

01:20:31.609 --> 01:20:34.369
off nothin' but the hush Reality's a script,

01:20:34.470 --> 01:20:37.010
ain't no realness in the cut Talent's on vacation,

01:20:37.229 --> 01:20:39.510
they just takin' what's corrupt Hoppy's on the

01:20:39.510 --> 01:20:42.010
mic, call it verbal demolition Exposin' fake

01:20:42.010 --> 01:20:45.029
lives, media's worse addiction Idiocracy crammed,

01:20:45.109 --> 01:20:47.729
it's the brain on snooze Clickbait queens, welcome

01:20:47.729 --> 01:20:52.170
to Kardashian News Where the truth gives Hoppy

01:20:52.170 --> 01:20:54.350
breakin' down the hype, y 'all beware Fake lies,

01:20:55.789 --> 01:20:58.510
fake drama, they choose No talent required, it's

01:20:58.510 --> 01:21:02.829
Kardashian news Where the truth gets aired Hoppy

01:21:02.829 --> 01:21:05.130
breakin' down the hype, y 'all beware Fake lies,

01:21:05.750 --> 01:21:09.170
fake drama, they choose No talent required, it's

01:21:09.170 --> 01:21:12.170
Kardashian news Diamond studded lies, sellin'

01:21:12.170 --> 01:21:14.949
dreams to the broke Gold -plated nothin', society

01:21:14.949 --> 01:21:17.909
inside joke Hoppy ain't scared, man, he roastin'

01:21:17.909 --> 01:21:48.109
em raw I like it raw with my vasectomy. Fake

01:21:48.109 --> 01:21:51.449
lies, fake drama, they choose no talent required.

01:21:51.710 --> 01:21:59.350
It's Kardashian, no... Oh, yeah! 856 -499 -HAPPY

01:21:59.350 --> 01:22:05.689
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01:22:05.689 --> 01:22:09.529
Always email me, RyanHappyradio at gmail .com

01:22:09.529 --> 01:22:13.369
Alright, here's Khloe Kardashian on when she

01:22:13.369 --> 01:22:17.170
got her DUI and how she was... sharing the cell,

01:22:17.310 --> 01:22:20.069
almost said stall, but the cell with prostitutes.

01:22:20.989 --> 01:22:24.569
Let me unmute it right here. I was in a holding

01:22:24.569 --> 01:22:28.890
cell with 23 other women who were all prostitutes

01:22:28.890 --> 01:22:32.210
besides me. Oh yeah! I bet they're trying to

01:22:32.210 --> 01:22:34.550
recruit her. In a very short dress, so I looked

01:22:34.550 --> 01:22:38.109
questionable, I imagine. And what really fascinates

01:22:38.109 --> 01:22:40.869
me to this day, because you have to use the restroom

01:22:40.869 --> 01:22:44.050
in the middle of this holding cell or whatever

01:22:44.050 --> 01:22:46.739
it's called. I never used the restroom not one

01:22:46.739 --> 01:22:50.159
time, and that still fascinates me to this day.

01:22:50.319 --> 01:22:53.039
Yeah, she's saying she takes big poops. And then

01:22:53.039 --> 01:22:56.460
for my mugshot, so then I had to turn myself

01:22:56.460 --> 01:23:00.319
in because I had to serve 30 days in jail, which

01:23:00.319 --> 01:23:03.939
I didn't do all 30 days. Yeah, originally, bitch.

01:23:04.300 --> 01:23:07.060
And that was much scarier. Oh, shut up. I'm out

01:23:07.060 --> 01:23:12.329
of here, moron. Here's Amber Rose. saying she

01:23:12.329 --> 01:23:14.689
told Kanye West to grab the Hennessy and then

01:23:14.689 --> 01:23:18.630
he did the famous Taylor Swift. It's partially

01:23:18.630 --> 01:23:21.750
my fault. I don't think I ever publicly talked

01:23:21.750 --> 01:23:23.609
about this. Yeah, you're wearing a hat because

01:23:23.609 --> 01:23:27.689
you're bald. So when I was a man, I'm a Libra.

01:23:27.789 --> 01:23:30.289
I don't know if that means. Oh, shut up. I hate

01:23:30.289 --> 01:23:33.909
when women do. Anything but. Doesn't. I kind

01:23:33.909 --> 01:23:36.510
of read my horoscope, but I just expand my mind.

01:23:36.529 --> 01:23:38.470
I don't go, oh, it's because of my personality.

01:23:38.529 --> 01:23:41.229
No, you're just being an awful person. I'm like,

01:23:41.250 --> 01:23:43.170
when I'm with a man and I love a man, I'm his

01:23:43.170 --> 01:23:45.029
biggest cheerleader. I'm going to hype you up

01:23:45.029 --> 01:23:47.390
all day. Shut up. Even if you're wrong, I'm going

01:23:47.390 --> 01:23:49.210
to hype you up. Maybe that's a toxic trait of

01:23:49.210 --> 01:23:50.789
mine, but that's just how I am. Yeah, I'd say

01:23:50.789 --> 01:23:53.869
you're pretty toxic, honey. Oh, no. So when I

01:23:53.869 --> 01:23:57.289
was with Kanye at the time, and we - Sucking

01:23:57.289 --> 01:23:59.510
him off. Get in the car. We about to go see the

01:23:59.510 --> 01:24:02.130
VMAs. And I'm like, babe, you got that bottle

01:24:02.130 --> 01:24:05.350
of Hennessy up? Oh, yeah. Plow me later. There's

01:24:05.350 --> 01:24:07.750
like, you - superstar you need to get the henny

01:24:07.750 --> 01:24:11.770
we need to be on the carpet we need to be you

01:24:11.770 --> 01:24:14.010
know just taking shots of henny on the carpet

01:24:14.010 --> 01:24:18.229
like you you you know you like all right i've

01:24:18.229 --> 01:24:23.050
had enough she's irritating remember when she

01:24:23.050 --> 01:24:25.050
tried to do the radio show love line like 10

01:24:25.050 --> 01:24:26.890
years ago like yeah i want to get sex advice

01:24:26.890 --> 01:24:41.439
from a bald woman Static crackle, mic pops, the

01:24:41.439 --> 01:24:44.359
hour is hoppy Cleveland skyline foggy, steel

01:24:44.359 --> 01:24:46.899
mills choppy City on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy,

01:24:47.000 --> 01:24:49.720
never sloppy Radio waves, carry tails, but they

01:24:49.720 --> 01:24:56.090
ain't gloves The concrete jungle, pop Now, I

01:24:56.090 --> 01:24:59.449
make fun of Cleveland a lot with this neck high

01:24:59.449 --> 01:25:02.470
line. I'm going to let it play out because I

01:25:02.470 --> 01:25:06.489
lost my dad and my uncle to leukemia. So the

01:25:06.489 --> 01:25:11.090
owner of the bronze, Dee Haslam, is going to

01:25:11.090 --> 01:25:14.970
put more ride as I think that family is. I still

01:25:14.970 --> 01:25:17.390
have sympathy over cancer. I don't want anybody

01:25:17.390 --> 01:25:20.369
to die of it. I lost my friend, Pete, and astonished

01:25:20.369 --> 01:25:45.560
to it. Fuck cancer. Fuck cancer. Fuck cancer.

01:25:55.689 --> 01:26:08.439
No! I'm Monica Robbins with your top three health

01:26:08.439 --> 01:26:11.439
headlines. Cleveland Browns co -owner Dee Haslam

01:26:11.439 --> 01:26:13.960
is going public for the first time, revealing

01:26:13.960 --> 01:26:16.659
she lives with chronic lymphocytic leukemia,

01:26:16.659 --> 01:26:19.960
known as CLL. She and her husband announced they

01:26:19.960 --> 01:26:23.840
are investing $12 .5 million to fund blood cancer

01:26:23.840 --> 01:26:26.939
research at university hospitals. Listen, I can't

01:26:26.939 --> 01:26:29.300
stand the Haslams, but that's pretty cool. Cleveland.

01:26:29.399 --> 01:26:32.359
The goal is to develop drugs for a disease that

01:26:32.359 --> 01:26:35.880
has no cure, but is the most common form of leukemia.

01:26:35.880 --> 01:26:41.199
What I love about the Harrington Discovery Institute

01:26:41.199 --> 01:26:45.119
and the Oxford Harrington Center is that they

01:26:45.119 --> 01:26:50.920
focus on orphan diseases and diseases that don't

01:26:50.920 --> 01:26:54.140
have a cure. And they spread it around to scientists

01:26:54.140 --> 01:26:58.020
all over the world. And you're going to get high

01:26:58.020 --> 01:27:02.180
impact. Dee Haslam was diagnosed with CLL in

01:27:02.180 --> 01:27:05.560
2021. Just last year, the Haslam III Foundation

01:27:05.560 --> 01:27:09.300
made a $2 million donation to Pelotonia to fund

01:27:09.300 --> 01:27:12.659
CLL research at Ohio State University Comprehensive

01:27:12.659 --> 01:27:15.920
Cancer Center. A new study links the shingles

01:27:15.920 --> 01:27:17.779
back... All right, I don't need to hear about

01:27:17.779 --> 01:27:19.760
that. It's going to bore you even more. All right,

01:27:19.760 --> 01:27:24.340
what's going on here? Happy Hot Topic! 2026 is

01:27:24.340 --> 01:27:26.479
proving to be a pivotal year for those looking

01:27:26.479 --> 01:27:28.859
for an apartment as the Cleveland -Akron metro

01:27:28.859 --> 01:27:31.159
area breaks into the nation's top 30 hottest

01:27:31.159 --> 01:27:34.159
rental markets. Rent Cafe finds right now there

01:27:34.159 --> 01:27:36.779
are five renters vying for every vacant apartment

01:27:36.779 --> 01:27:39.060
in North Carolina. Yeah, back then it was easier

01:27:39.060 --> 01:27:42.970
to get an apartment. East Ohio. And also my round

01:27:42.970 --> 01:27:45.970
was 470. On average, available units are on the

01:27:45.970 --> 01:27:48.970
market for less than 50 days. This competitive

01:27:48.970 --> 01:27:51.710
rental market is costing some consumers big bucks.

01:27:52.010 --> 01:27:54.149
I learned scammers, they're using the pressure

01:27:54.149 --> 01:27:56.689
to quickly find a place and lock in a lease to

01:27:56.689 --> 01:27:59.569
their advantage. Scammers being in Cleveland?

01:27:59.729 --> 01:28:29.029
No way! Don't slow down in East Cleveland or

01:28:29.029 --> 01:28:32.609
you'll die. Our economy's based on LeBron James.

01:28:32.890 --> 01:28:36.229
Buy a house for the price of a VCR. Our main

01:28:36.229 --> 01:28:39.090
export is crippling depression. They used to

01:28:39.090 --> 01:28:41.829
harbor it here. We think this is art. It could

01:28:41.829 --> 01:28:44.189
be worse, though at least we're not Detroit!

01:28:46.010 --> 01:28:48.890
We're not Detroit! We're the masses. We keep

01:28:48.890 --> 01:28:51.069
people from looking at their own lives and realizing

01:28:51.069 --> 01:28:52.930
how bad they've actually gotten, you know? We're

01:28:52.930 --> 01:28:57.220
not Detroit! I mean, if you couldn't get drunk

01:28:57.220 --> 01:29:00.020
and paint yourself orange and brown every Sunday,

01:29:00.140 --> 01:29:07.899
you might realize, I live in Cleveland. How the

01:29:07.899 --> 01:29:12.260
hell did this happen? Did I used to eat babies?

01:29:13.550 --> 01:29:14.909
And then he's looking around at your tiny little

01:29:14.909 --> 01:29:16.590
house that you can't afford because of the mortgage

01:29:16.590 --> 01:29:19.250
crisis and your horrible little sloppy kids who

01:29:19.250 --> 01:29:20.970
all have diabetes by the time they're eight because

01:29:20.970 --> 01:29:24.529
they live on corn syrup and lye. And then you

01:29:24.529 --> 01:29:26.930
look at your big bloated mess of a wife and she

01:29:26.930 --> 01:29:28.890
waddles towards you with her front butt spilling

01:29:28.890 --> 01:29:31.750
out over the top of her assy long jeans. And

01:29:31.750 --> 01:29:33.470
he's like, I'm going to go shoot myself and my

01:29:33.470 --> 01:29:40.770
pregnant 12 -year -old daughter. Do you regret

01:29:40.770 --> 01:29:42.909
anything that you said about Cleveland? I don't

01:29:42.909 --> 01:29:49.359
know. Cleveland's cool. I mean, I never heard

01:29:49.359 --> 01:29:51.399
anybody say, I'm going to Cleveland on vacation.

01:29:52.340 --> 01:29:59.399
What's so great about Cleveland? Cleveland sucks.

01:29:59.880 --> 01:30:04.659
Cleveland sucks. Cleveland sucks. Cleveland sucks.

01:30:05.100 --> 01:30:25.539
Cleveland sucks. Like on the outside, whether

01:30:25.539 --> 01:30:29.800
you're white, or black, or Sasquatch even. As

01:30:29.800 --> 01:30:32.539
long as you follow your dreams, no matter how

01:30:32.539 --> 01:30:36.720
crazy or against the law it is. Except for Sasquatch.

01:30:36.800 --> 01:30:39.260
If you're Sasquatch, the rules are different.

01:30:39.399 --> 01:30:43.239
Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak. That's

01:30:43.239 --> 01:30:46.880
all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one

01:30:46.880 --> 01:30:48.680
of those guys who can't wait to get to work in

01:30:48.680 --> 01:31:19.670
the morning. Like a dairy cow. Ah! Ah! So if

01:31:19.670 --> 01:31:22.050
there's a few bucks left over, you know, go get

01:31:22.050 --> 01:31:26.649
something nice. Yeah, hold on. $9 ,000 prostitute,

01:31:26.770 --> 01:31:31.010
please. Oh, do you have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah,

01:31:31.010 --> 01:31:33.050
good, and if you got an albino, send her up,

01:31:33.090 --> 01:31:35.869
too. In, like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep,

01:31:36.149 --> 01:31:38.770
so get him up here. I had, like, half a bottle

01:31:38.770 --> 01:31:42.590
of melatonin, six beers, this whole f***ing bucket

01:31:42.590 --> 01:31:46.630
of chicken. Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no!

01:32:03.019 --> 01:32:08.640
I got PhDs in four scientific disciplines. Really?

01:32:09.079 --> 01:32:13.199
Why do you think they call me Dr. Quinn? I just

01:32:13.199 --> 01:32:15.859
thought that was a nickname. You know, like Dr.

01:32:16.159 --> 01:32:25.060
Gray. God, you're stupid. God, you're stupid.

01:32:25.500 --> 01:32:29.750
Hey, shut your ass. What is it now, Hooper? Have

01:32:29.750 --> 01:32:33.130
you turned on the TV lately? No, why? From Judd

01:32:33.130 --> 01:32:34.850
Winner, the maker of Gals Gone Wild, comes a

01:32:34.850 --> 01:32:37.449
little something for the ladies. Sack Flashers!

01:32:37.729 --> 01:32:42.170
Awesome! Yeah! All right! It takes balls to do

01:32:42.170 --> 01:32:43.989
what they're doing, but these boys have got them

01:32:43.989 --> 01:32:47.350
and more. They're Sack Flashers! We love Sack

01:32:47.350 --> 01:32:52.130
Flashers! Oh, it's a sack attack! Order now and

01:32:52.130 --> 01:32:54.409
get Sack Flashers 2. Sacks in the city, with

01:32:54.409 --> 01:33:08.300
bonus materials. I mean, someone at church or

01:33:08.300 --> 01:33:10.600
internet night or something. Ooh, what's that

01:33:10.600 --> 01:33:13.159
sign? Where do they put them firecrackers up

01:33:13.159 --> 01:33:15.880
their buttholes? Now, that's a good... No, not

01:33:15.880 --> 01:33:18.439
that specific sign. But why? That's how I met

01:33:18.439 --> 01:33:21.739
your great -grandpappy. Oh, he loves him, the

01:33:21.739 --> 01:33:23.880
good butthole. I told you not, never, ever, not,

01:33:23.939 --> 01:33:26.539
no, damn, don't, never, verbally that man's name

01:33:26.539 --> 01:33:29.079
in the house again. I don't think you said his

01:33:29.079 --> 01:33:31.930
name. Some of us swear they'll... Too busy banging

01:33:31.930 --> 01:33:35.270
to exchange business cards. Don't you go Facebook

01:33:35.270 --> 01:33:37.590
him on the iBox, neither. Sheriff says you race

01:33:37.590 --> 01:33:39.470
from down hell down to the library. Yeah, you

01:33:39.470 --> 01:33:42.909
know I do. You go strong, you don't go at all.

01:33:47.449 --> 01:33:51.130
Whoa, a real live robot. Or is that some kind

01:33:51.130 --> 01:33:54.810
of cheesy New Year's costume? Bite my shiny metal

01:33:54.810 --> 01:33:58.560
ass. It doesn't look so shiny to me. Shiner than

01:33:58.560 --> 01:34:36.710
yours, meatbag. And that is that. Hoppy Hour.

01:34:36.890 --> 01:34:46.510
Hoppy Hour. It's time for Hoppy in the morning.

01:34:49.869 --> 01:34:52.489
RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be right

01:34:52.489 --> 01:35:01.500
back. You probably had Taco Bell before. And

01:35:01.500 --> 01:35:05.979
we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. As

01:35:05.979 --> 01:35:07.899
a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

01:35:07.899 --> 01:35:10.659
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

01:35:10.659 --> 01:35:13.340
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

01:35:13.600 --> 01:35:41.579
so stick around, folks. I got a new sound, makin'

01:35:41.579 --> 01:35:45.779
all the hoes get down Made a big man, make it

01:35:45.779 --> 01:35:48.640
change swang Pimps and the players gon' do the

01:35:48.640 --> 01:35:52.039
damn thing Comin' to this club, takin' over streets

01:35:52.039 --> 01:35:55.539
Takin' over man with the coked out beats Got

01:35:55.539 --> 01:35:59.039
em on charge, got em on lock Everywhere we go,

01:35:59.159 --> 01:36:01.619
guaranteed to blow the spot Messages to them

01:36:01.619 --> 01:36:04.960
haters, tryin' to say them gators Don't blaze

01:36:04.960 --> 01:36:07.520
you, nothing is gonna save you. Bets on the streets,

01:36:07.760 --> 01:36:10.760
bets on the beats. If you wanna bounce, bet,

01:36:10.779 --> 01:36:14.039
bet, report to me. My city shot time, where I

01:36:14.039 --> 01:36:16.739
pull it down. Ain't no limit, dropping beats

01:36:16.739 --> 01:36:19.479
about a pound. I falls out a lot, cause you know

01:36:19.479 --> 01:36:22.060
I call the shots. Stacking paper like them bacon

01:36:22.060 --> 01:36:39.420
sodas in the pot. Hey! Shorty, let me see you

01:36:39.420 --> 01:36:45.119
gettin' loose We gettin' loose Hey, let's get

01:36:45.119 --> 01:36:49.199
it I'm a strong with a mean lean When I'm guilty,

01:36:49.340 --> 01:36:51.640
then I'm representin' my home team I'm super

01:36:51.640 --> 01:36:53.800
ugly with a stack of money, it's a gator king

01:36:53.800 --> 01:36:56.380
By the bar, I commit to pimpin', it's a gator

01:36:56.380 --> 01:36:58.779
thing Tell them how we do it, yo Gator, Gator

01:36:58.779 --> 01:37:02.079
1, rim, we're spinnin' And I ain't even drivin',

01:37:02.079 --> 01:37:04.460
I'm just parkin' like Pimpin' Slide off in the

01:37:04.460 --> 01:37:06.760
club, feelin' man, it's in the 50s Don't fret,

01:37:06.920 --> 01:37:10.960
so Push like an MLM and what it is? What it do?

01:37:11.819 --> 01:37:14.840
Come on, shawty, let me see you get loose If

01:37:14.840 --> 01:37:17.520
you bought it, you can get some Grey Goose And

01:37:17.520 --> 01:37:21.039
VIP, I'm putting my hands on you We got the remix,

01:37:21.199 --> 01:37:24.960
we got the flow We got them getting down on the

01:37:24.960 --> 01:37:28.699
floor We get it Go, go, go, we be getting low

01:37:28.699 --> 01:37:32.460
Go, go, go, we be getting low Hey, get with it,

01:37:32.460 --> 01:37:36.380
Grey Goose Hey, shawty, let me see you get loose

01:37:44.000 --> 01:37:47.140
Don't be putting no changes in my journey. I

01:37:47.140 --> 01:37:50.979
want too high like it's pound. Smoke, jank, smoke,

01:37:51.119 --> 01:37:53.800
y 'all. Keep your state. Smoke, jank, smoke,

01:37:53.939 --> 01:37:56.380
y 'all. Keep your state bent. All on the earth.

01:37:56.739 --> 01:37:59.899
I don't need curse. Speech all slurred. Nothing

01:37:59.899 --> 01:38:02.720
in my cup. Shit, it's all good. Now I'm high.

01:38:02.779 --> 01:38:05.600
And the motherfucker making up words. Lookin'

01:38:05.600 --> 01:38:09.079
like men. I like them light skin. Two at a time.

01:38:09.180 --> 01:38:11.460
Now I'm twin and twin, twin. With Tony Gray.

01:38:11.579 --> 01:38:18.720
Do like a ray of secrets. I can't walk. I, I,

01:38:19.020 --> 01:38:22.520
I. I can't talk. Broken from the day to the dark.

01:38:22.859 --> 01:38:25.159
People all for square, but my goons don't pee.

01:38:25.460 --> 01:38:28.899
This drink's on you, all eyes on me. And niggas

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with me drinking dark. Hit me mixed with Remy

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Ma. Party going all night. When we kick it, kick

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it hard. Niggas, they smoking. They be getting

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choked out. Mix it with some liquor, nigga. We

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be getting choked out. Choked out, choked out.

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Hoppy Hour like you are right now in the podcast

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description. It's all of that. We're going to

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come back on Happy Hour. Keep this party going

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and going. But let's hear it. Hammerin' Hank,

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which you can hear the Hammerin' Hank show with

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Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppe on Spotify by searching

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up Hammerin, H -A -M -M -E -R -I -N Hank show

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and check it out on his podcast feed. People

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with autism are often treated like they are different.

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Believe me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but

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my buddies may have known me as Hammerin' Hank.

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I was labeled as slow when I started school.

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Come to find out at the age of 12, the doctors

01:42:19.640 --> 01:42:22.630
decided I was Autistic. Not at the age of 48.

01:42:22.810 --> 01:42:25.229
I have completed an associate's degree in radio

01:42:25.229 --> 01:42:27.329
broadcasting and worked in the San Francisco

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Bay Area as an on -air personality. So yes, I

01:42:30.489 --> 01:42:33.250
am different. People of autism have no needs

01:42:33.250 --> 01:42:37.189
no different than you. Laugh, laugh, love, and

01:42:37.189 --> 01:42:40.149
learn to gain education and join the workforce.

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I did it, and so can anyone else of autism. So

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when you meet someone with autism, don't feel

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sorry for them. Work with them. for yourself

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that autism isn't a disease, it's a condition.

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To find out more about autism, please visit autismspeaks

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01:43:02.649 --> 01:43:08.149
it like my birthday. Do it like my birthday.

01:43:08.329 --> 01:43:11.189
Do it like my birthday. Do it like my birthday.

01:43:27.760 --> 01:43:31.539
blow the candles out blow the candles out blow

01:43:31.539 --> 01:43:44.970
the candles out Blow the candles out Hold an

01:43:44.970 --> 01:43:46.770
all -white phantom out I'ma kill them with the

01:43:46.770 --> 01:43:48.069
pants and the shirt And the shoes and the hat

01:43:48.069 --> 01:43:49.369
with the shades and the chain And the watch is

01:43:49.369 --> 01:43:51.090
the reason I be standin' now That's where ice

01:43:51.090 --> 01:43:53.029
will spin that cake While I make the icing off

01:43:53.029 --> 01:43:54.970
the cake Uh -huh, it's good to be there, y 'all

01:43:54.970 --> 01:43:56.750
Come on, everybody, let's celebrate with me Do

01:43:56.750 --> 01:43:59.430
it like my birthday Do it like my birthday Do

01:43:59.430 --> 01:44:36.689
it like my birthday Do it like my birthday Ella,

01:44:36.729 --> 01:44:40.170
ay, I'm an Ella When I get done, she gon' bring

01:44:40.170 --> 01:44:43.250
me macheta And it's just a beginning, it only

01:44:43.250 --> 01:44:46.550
gets better Now wear my hat, hat, hat Now wear

01:44:46.550 --> 01:44:49.270
my shirt, shirt You never knew it like the last

01:44:49.270 --> 01:44:51.949
day of Earth, Earth And if you really want to

01:44:51.949 --> 01:44:54.890
spill on the deal You sound like a mug, yeah,

01:44:54.909 --> 01:44:58.390
I did my mug I do it like my birthday, do it

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like my birthday Do it like my birthday, do it

01:45:01.189 --> 01:45:13.819
like my birthday This bad new Gucci bag matching

01:45:13.819 --> 01:45:16.979
Gucci pumps. Shoes matching the belt. Skirt matching

01:45:16.979 --> 01:45:19.659
the blouse. Chain matching the ring. Yeah, I'm

01:45:19.659 --> 01:45:22.420
doing my thing. Got, got so many haters. Why

01:45:22.420 --> 01:45:25.039
is so many hating? Sick like a mental patient.

01:45:25.119 --> 01:45:27.199
I floss like a dentist patient. Just testing

01:45:27.199 --> 01:45:29.960
my patience. Sick and working my nerves. I'm

01:45:29.960 --> 01:45:32.060
getting, spending that money like a church in

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the church. Letting on, yeah, the skin blowing,

01:45:33.939 --> 01:45:38.979
trishing the wind. Just like, yeah. Yeah. Wapping

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those tags, these diesels busting the sand. Come

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on with it. When I'm goin' hard to get a gon'

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man top Models all around me, so I'm buyin' up

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the bomb I'm a hood star and I'm partin' like

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a rockstar I'm better on lean, got my pick game

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meanin' You can't upgrade me, mommy, I'm the

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guap -free teen I do it like, I do it like, I

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do it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do

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it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do it

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your favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammerin' Hank.

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I may look normal, but the truth is, I have a

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and nonverbal communication skills, social interactions,

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and leisure activities. In a recent study, people

01:48:58.829 --> 01:49:01.369
with autism are less likely to have a job and

01:49:01.369 --> 01:49:04.939
more likely to become I beat the odds by having

01:49:04.939 --> 01:49:07.960
loving friends and family, having a college education.

01:49:08.439 --> 01:49:11.279
I have even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area

01:49:11.279 --> 01:49:14.039
as an honorary personality for many years. Always

01:49:14.039 --> 01:49:16.020
remember that people with autism want the same

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things as you, to be happy and successful. To

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find out more about autism, please contact your

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local mental health center or visit autismspeech

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.org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate

01:49:27.340 --> 01:49:30.720
your kindness. Tic -tac, clocks are juking, playing

01:49:30.720 --> 01:49:32.760
cool, great, coffee's out, we're almost done,

01:49:32.840 --> 01:49:35.279
feels like robbery in banks, Ryan Hoppy on the

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mic, dropping wisdom through streams, syndicated

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scaro, now it's time to shatter dreams. Oh, the

01:49:40.220 --> 01:49:43.460
hobby album's coming to a close, radio hits,

01:49:43.720 --> 01:49:46.300
made it like a Wilson Rose, laughter and joy,

01:49:46.500 --> 01:49:49.140
dissolving in the air, but we'll keep the rhythm,

01:49:49.279 --> 01:50:08.579
oh, life's just so unfair. Thank you. Thank you.

01:50:33.500 --> 01:51:01.079
Oh, yeah. Like clockwork to a show Now it's time

01:51:01.079 --> 01:51:03.960
to face the silence Like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy

01:51:03.960 --> 01:51:06.800
held the mic With humor so divine The void left

01:51:06.800 --> 01:51:15.760
in our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty

01:51:15.760 --> 01:51:18.140
speakers silenced by the coming to an end Like

01:51:18.140 --> 01:51:20.279
a rollercoaster stopping round a river's bend

01:51:20.279 --> 01:51:23.699
Hoppy's jokes and backseats are daily grind Now

01:51:23.699 --> 01:51:25.819
silence flowered and the thoughts we can't rewind

01:51:25.819 --> 01:51:29.109
Oh, the Hoppy hour is coming Coming to a close

01:51:29.109 --> 01:51:32.550
Radio waves fading like the Wilson Coast Laughter

01:51:32.550 --> 01:52:04.760
and joy dissolving in the air RyanHockeyRadio

01:52:04.760 --> 01:52:09.420
.com And like that, he's gone. He probably had

01:52:09.420 --> 01:52:12.479
Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

01:52:12.779 --> 01:52:17.659
all I smell is poop. I'll kick your lips and

01:52:17.659 --> 01:52:22.359
we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.

01:52:30.090 --> 01:52:46.229
The hour is now over. Game over. This concludes

01:52:46.229 --> 01:52:50.289
our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless

01:52:50.289 --> 01:52:54.409
America. Door is closing.