National Egg Roll Day (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.9.26)

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. I love this here. I am convinced that

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Boozy Badass is probably gay. He's always into

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something. This dude's always talking bad about

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gay people. That makes you wonder, if he wants

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penis or some type of something, man. I don't

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care. I was talking to my friend the other day.

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I don't care. I don't want to think about you

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guys having sex. But whatever gets your rocks

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off, it makes you happy. Go for it. Go at it.

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He's a little busy doubling down on banning trans

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people from his pool party. And to be honest,

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you're doing them a favor because your pool party

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would probably be full of douchebags. You're

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not really hurting them. Everybody going nuts

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about me not wanting at my party. It's the same

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thing if they say no alcohol in the building.

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Oh, totally. We are a drug. Whatever we kicking

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for, it's the same thing as people saying, you

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gotta bring clear bags. He's a weird guy, man.

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Comparing clear bags to someone wanting to be

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another gender. Got it. It's the same thing when

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you go in a restaurant and they say, no rips

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in the jeans. Ah, totally similar to that, dude.

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Mm -hmm. You know, that's happening. He goes

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like, no boo. And they're like, nah, dude, you

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ain't dressed for this. No hats on. What is it?

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These people own this establishment and certain

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things they don't go for. Oh, really? You totally

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want to be around a trans. Mm -hmm. The more

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you're against it, the more you want it. It's

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the same thing. But now you want to say you're

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gay. You want to... If they're gay, they're gay.

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How does it affect your life, boozy badass? Has

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it affected your career? No, you're the reason

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your career went down. Because you're a moron.

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Y 'all... for gay rights for 20, 30 years. Yeah,

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if they want to be gay, go at it. Flout each

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other. We said nothing. Maybe we should fight

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for straight rights. You can't even say, you

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can't even go against. Yeah, because it's human

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rights. You know, the thing you are, the way

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you are. Oh, but James is such a badass boozy.

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You can't even go against it. Yeah, because you

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shouldn't really be going against it if that's

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what they want to do. Let them. Here's a little

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more. Can't even go against it. Y 'all get that

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offensive. Yeah, it's pretty rude, dude. Especially

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when you were the one that was trying to hire

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your teenage son to prostitute. You're no saint.

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I got real players, real players, real balls.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I

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got gangsters. Listen, boozy bears. If they were

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so badass, you wouldn't have to tell everybody.

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I mean. Shut up. Football people. NBA people.

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Football people. You sound

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real ignorant. Attorney. Oh, such high rulers.

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I'm sure they're with you for your riveting personality.

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Oh, ripples. I would expect that. Hookers. You

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know, that's my family. Oh, is it really? I see

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your establishment, bud. Man, you're insufferable.

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Aren't you the one that did the song Zoom? Everybody

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in the club like Zoom. Zoom, Zoom, Zoom. What's

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Zoom? He has really bad... Everybody in the car

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likes him. If I'm not going for it, I'm not going

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for it. He's a weird guy. This fucking world

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is out of control. I think you're out of control,

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dude. Why do you care? You're talking about Carol

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Williams painting nails. You're talking about

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this. Deep down. You probably want a guy to plow

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you deep down. You just want that meat. There's

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something to it, dude. You're obsessed. What

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are you talking about? Because you're a bully.

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I think your career is sad. You peaked when you

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went... 856 -49 Hoppy. And there's this frickin'

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loser. He just looks like a dirtbag. His name's

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Jesse Ridgeway. He just looks, he looks like

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Demetri Martin. Look at that, look at that. 2009,

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like, emo hair. He's just gross looking. Looks

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like he smokes cigarettes all day. And he's the

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influencer, also known as McJugger Nuggets. Wow.

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He and his wife talked about how they got an

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abortion because their kid was going to be mentally

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challenged. And now he said, I'm glad I wasn't

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aborted, but I'm normal. You're a douchebag.

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Now, I'm kind of for abortion. It's your body

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or whatever. But at the same time, if you're

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just doing it six months in because it's a mentally

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challenged kid, you're scum. So you just say

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goodbye real quick. Never a right time to say

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goodbye. Uh, yeah, of course I'm glad my dad

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didn't f*** me. Why'd you be about to wear the

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board? It's a part of life. Anyway, um, I'm normal.

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Oh, you thought I'm normal. Why do you think

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a normal thing is someone that brags about getting

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an abortion? You're a loser! That's what you

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are. So, but, guys, thank you so much for an

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amazing stream. It's actually gonna end. It's

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just like, just say goodbye real quick. Bye,

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bitch. Um, uh, yeah, of course I'm glad my dad

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didn't f*** me. Terminate me. So that's all the

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videos. That would have been the best decision

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ever, though. If your dad went, honey, grab the

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vacuum. is Morgan Wallen threw a security guard's

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phone across the stage at a Pittsburgh show.

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And then this happened. He made a video talking

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about the nonsense rumors. This morning, my team

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on my bus told me that they had been consulting

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with local officials and that I should cancel

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my show at Pittsburgh tonight. And I said, why?

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They said that there was going to be strong wind.

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in the area. And I said, okay. It's holding in

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the comment section that it didn't even rain.

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So, that's what I did. That was the information

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I had in the moment. And I... No, you were too

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hungover, you loser. I trusted my team. I understand

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that that wind... That wind of you are such a

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rock star! Even though you do country. But if

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you were such a badass, you'd still perform,

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dude. Mm -hmm. Whatever else hasn't gotten. What

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do you think George Strait would do back in the

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day? Pittsburgh yet. I know it has touched some

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of Pennsylvania, so my heart goes out to all

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those affected by it. Oh, you don't give a crap

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about it. Shut up. But the truth of the matter

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is, I have a large stage that in those conditions

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could become fatal. You were so excited. You

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know, he's one of those artists when he finds

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out that he doesn't have to perform. He's like,

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yeah, let's go get drunk. Do a lot of folks around

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it. Let's let the whiskey do the talking or whatever

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it's size. So I did the best I could with the

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information I had in that moment. Yeah, you did

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the best you could, but you still failed. You

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did the best you can. Doesn't mean you didn't

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fail. I've been seeing a lot of nonsense about

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me. Yeah, because you're a douche. You act up

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like a baby. That is simply not true. And I just

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wanted to clear the air. I'm glad you cleared

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the air. Shut up. I think my true fans know that

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that's not how I operate in general. Uh, not

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really. Oh, you cancel shows all the time and

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throw things at people. You're a loser. But I

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had to say it. I'm glad you didn't. And we'll

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critique it. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Oh, what do we

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got right here? Chris Brown. Stupid baby mama.

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Happy hot topic. Chris Brown is currently locked

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in a legal battle with his ex -partner, Diamond

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Brown. Oh, yeah. She's a diamond. That made no

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sense. Man, she just looks like a problem. You

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know, she's mad that he has other kids, and now

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she's trying to take the kid away from him, which

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is pathetic. Now, is Chris Brown a very... Controversial

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guy and knows how to sing. Yeah, of course. But

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at the same time, if a father is actually wanting

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to be present in the life and a mom is just trying

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to spite just to spite, you're the worst. And

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you're actually taking women back. Over custody

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of their four -year -old daughter, Diamond has

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filed for sole legal and physical custody requesting

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that Chris only be granted visitation rights.

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Oh, what a dirty rotten one. I never want to

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hear a woman go, oh, the man don't care about

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the kids. When you find a man that cares about

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the kids, you try to give them away. You're a

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dirty, rotten moron. Chris is contesting this,

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seeking joint legal and physical custody, and

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has also asked that both parties share legal

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expenses. I agree with that. During Diamond's

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request for him to pay all costs. So, okay, you

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dirty, rotten broad. You don't want Chris Brown.

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to be around a kid much, but you want him to

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pay for everything? That's because you're a talentless

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moron. And besides a nice rocking body, what

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else do you provide? The situation has escalated

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with Diamond accusing Chris of trying to intimidate

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her new partner. I'm sure it's not like you go

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from guy to guy getting passed around like a

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blonde at a high school party. While Chris's

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new girlfriend, Jada Wallace, has publicly defended

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Oh, well, that'll break up in two months. One

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-on -one. I know what I am. Oh, man, don't care

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about their kids. And then when there's a guy

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that wants to see the kids, they're like, no.

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Yeah, moron, you need to take women back, like

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I said. Oh, yeah, that was 11 minutes. In 11

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seconds of happy hour. So that means today's

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show is going to be lucky. Attention, FM DJs,

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your morning show prep begins now. Loud, rude,

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aggressive. And those are his good qualities.

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A sick person with a powerful tool. Welcome to...

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In your heart, you know it's right. Door is closing.

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Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening

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to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with

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Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? Now, now, now, now.

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If I hit this button, boom, the whole program's

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going to start. Okay, we'll hit it. All right.

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The semen was so big. And now for something completely

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different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,

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Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour. With Hoppy.

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Always going in, never doubted. Never worried

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about the dollar. Need a source or trending topic.

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We the hottest, such a bodice competition. Microscopic,

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never copied. I'm a giant rolling weed up there.

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We flying. Hoppy Har. I am your host, Ryan Hoppy.

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It is Tuesday. You know what that means. Stocko

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Tuesday, which is your lesbian's favorite day

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of the week. 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -494

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-6773. You can tweet at me. I am Ryan Hoppy Radio.

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You can always email me. RyanHobbyRadio at gmail

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.com. As a reminder, this show is for the hard

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-working average Joe and Jane that grind in life.

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Oh, yeah. Oh, my goodness, man. I feel a little

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better today, but I had some Bustel Cuban coffee.

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I'm feeling alive. There's not always coffee

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in the break room. and just to let you know if

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uh i don't have coffee it uh doesn't really sound

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as good of a show then it's a little more like

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npr but when i got my coffee i feel alive so

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funny people i just want to say this i get told

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all the time by my haters Your podcast sucks.

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And then when I spill opinions on this show and

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keep people anonymous and just say things, everyone's

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mad. But I thought I didn't matter. So how do

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you want it? If I don't matter, you shouldn't

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care what I say. I'm just saying, you can't have

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it both ways. Well, you can, but that means you're

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a hypocrite. For all the info on this show, RyanHobbyRadio

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.com. I'm feeling alive right now. All right.

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Let me see what the hell's going on on Instagram.

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It's crazy out there. These kids are insane.

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I don't know what that means. What do we have

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here? A couple with a 33 year age gap. Oh my

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God, I cannot talk today. Take three. A couple

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with a 33 year age gap explains the dynamic of

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their relationship. Hey, 62. And she is in her

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late 20s and she's a beautiful black girl. It's

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an older guy. No, me personally, I've always

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dated older guys. Yeah. Always been attracted

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to older men. So that's just always what I've

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gravitated. Why is this meeting like that? You

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know why? What is going on? Am I tripping or

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is this video going real fast? 19. Only because

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of the comments. What is going on? Am I losing

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my mind? I didn't take shrooms today. It feels

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like it's going faster than usual. That was very

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strange. What is going on? Let me see if this

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video is any better. That was very strange. Navia

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opens up about having six abortions. I don't

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play. I wasn't ready. Gotta get rid of them.

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Let's see if this is any bit speedier. I don't

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play. I don't let guys play either. I'm a tramp.

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I'm fully aware of shit. Would you be okay with

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your son acting like glue? I can't control no

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man. Yeah, you know. Or you can kind of like

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let them get out of your body. And say, hey,

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go on my back. I'm just saying. My son gonna

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do what the hell he wanna do. Hey, don't, mom.

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It's a graveyard down there in Regina. Uh, John.

00:17:28.349 --> 00:17:30.250
So she would have had like seven kids. I think

00:17:30.250 --> 00:17:32.349
that's a kid in the background. I love how, listen,

00:17:32.470 --> 00:17:36.589
it's a very controversial opinion. But I am very

00:17:36.589 --> 00:17:40.509
pro -gay. Well, that's not what I'm talking about.

00:17:40.549 --> 00:17:44.130
I know I said that. I'm very much pro -abortion.

00:17:44.990 --> 00:17:51.289
To a point. Now, if it's early on, it's fine.

00:17:52.069 --> 00:17:54.960
But, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. If

00:17:54.960 --> 00:17:57.980
you're just letting guys finish you all the time

00:17:57.980 --> 00:18:03.640
and you have six of them, the song by Nelly Furtado,

00:18:03.819 --> 00:18:10.579
really applies to that. I don't get dudes that,

00:18:10.720 --> 00:18:13.099
it's so funny. I'll talk to dudes that get a

00:18:13.099 --> 00:18:15.579
girl pregnant and they're like, oh yeah dude,

00:18:15.740 --> 00:18:19.079
I swear I pulled out. And I'm like, did you really

00:18:19.079 --> 00:18:24.579
pull out? Not really, but I did pull out. No.

00:18:24.579 --> 00:18:28.940
Why don't you feel a tingle? You got to abort.

00:18:29.480 --> 00:18:31.660
Or then you're going to have to abort. No. Why

00:18:31.660 --> 00:18:33.619
don't you feel a tingle? Lay on the bed and say,

00:18:33.660 --> 00:18:35.700
hey, let's finish this up and watch SportsCenter.

00:18:37.359 --> 00:18:41.480
Because when you claim a blue knot, but you did

00:18:41.480 --> 00:18:45.660
not. You really didn't. And that last woman was

00:18:45.660 --> 00:18:50.430
baby. It was blue faces. baby mom. Do you notice

00:18:50.430 --> 00:18:53.049
how what it was? Everybody else's kid, she didn't

00:18:53.049 --> 00:18:54.609
want it, but when the rich guy knocked her up,

00:18:54.650 --> 00:18:58.990
she wanted a kid. Woman out of the air. Right

00:18:58.990 --> 00:19:02.009
wing influencer, Lauren Southern says, Andrew

00:19:02.009 --> 00:19:04.470
Tate raped her in 2018. I have this weird, okay,

00:19:04.569 --> 00:19:10.690
I gotta be careful. When I went through my breakup,

00:19:10.849 --> 00:19:15.289
I know what it's about. In 2022, I looked up

00:19:15.289 --> 00:19:18.009
how to get over breakups. And one of the first

00:19:18.009 --> 00:19:21.789
videos was Andrew Tate. And in that said video,

00:19:21.930 --> 00:19:24.890
he talked about how it is your duty to take the

00:19:24.890 --> 00:19:26.910
energy from a breakup and use it in a gym. And

00:19:26.910 --> 00:19:29.450
a lot of what he said motivated me. But also

00:19:29.450 --> 00:19:34.710
a lot of what he says is garbage. So I'm kind

00:19:34.710 --> 00:19:38.490
of ashamed that this bald loser motivated me.

00:19:39.450 --> 00:19:43.960
But. I don't think that's the first person to

00:19:43.960 --> 00:19:46.119
ever say, take the energy from a breakup. But

00:19:46.119 --> 00:19:50.599
it's a real thing. Y 'all be sad. But the thing

00:19:50.599 --> 00:19:56.500
is, when you have that energy of being sad about

00:19:56.500 --> 00:19:59.339
a breakup or whatever, you got to go to the gym

00:19:59.339 --> 00:20:01.740
and lift. Well, I don't lift anymore. I retired.

00:20:02.099 --> 00:20:04.660
But you got to swim or something, dude. When

00:20:04.660 --> 00:20:11.970
you move that body, you feel alive. Dean the

00:20:11.970 --> 00:20:14.690
Great goes off on Adrian Broner. Man, Adrian

00:20:14.690 --> 00:20:19.450
Broner's really tragic. A great father. Man,

00:20:19.490 --> 00:20:22.980
he's just like, let me get down. After Adrian

00:20:22.980 --> 00:20:30.200
Broner tries to kiss him on live stream. And

00:20:30.200 --> 00:20:36.200
they're there in their face. And he tries to

00:20:36.200 --> 00:20:40.559
kiss him on the cheek with a little peck. I'm

00:20:40.559 --> 00:20:45.980
fascinated by these streamers. It's so funny.

00:20:46.559 --> 00:20:48.079
You're going to tell me when he was fighting.

00:20:48.240 --> 00:20:50.220
Oh yeah, he's going to be kissing dudes on his

00:20:50.220 --> 00:20:55.089
stream. Yeah, he's definitely a little bi. Cardi

00:20:55.089 --> 00:21:02.069
B has a message about haters. Something. You

00:21:02.069 --> 00:21:05.230
gotta let that hate go. You gotta let that hate

00:21:05.230 --> 00:21:06.869
go. You wanna know why? Why? Because the way

00:21:06.869 --> 00:21:09.049
I'm putting things together, the way I'm planning

00:21:09.049 --> 00:21:12.450
things out, I'm gonna keep on winning. She has

00:21:12.450 --> 00:21:15.549
the short hair wig on, so you know she means

00:21:15.549 --> 00:21:19.769
business in this video. And, um... You're literally

00:21:19.769 --> 00:21:22.269
going to die watching me win over and over and

00:21:22.269 --> 00:21:23.910
over again. And you're going to die anyway someday.

00:21:24.390 --> 00:21:28.509
Now, if you're banking on my downfall, it's not

00:21:28.509 --> 00:21:30.849
going to happen. That's how I feel about my haters.

00:21:31.109 --> 00:21:34.410
They always try to run their mouth. Put that

00:21:34.410 --> 00:21:37.289
into my face. They hide like leathers. It's never

00:21:37.289 --> 00:21:40.490
going to happen. I might have some bad days that

00:21:40.490 --> 00:21:42.490
you might get a little key out of, but I'm never

00:21:42.490 --> 00:21:50.000
going to fall. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I promise you.

00:21:50.059 --> 00:21:52.779
I promise you I'm not your enemy. Nah, you probably

00:21:52.779 --> 00:21:57.779
are. You used to rob guys. I mean, there's probably

00:21:57.779 --> 00:22:01.039
somebody out there that's preying on your downfall.

00:22:01.539 --> 00:22:03.900
But not me, though. Because I don't give a fuck

00:22:03.900 --> 00:22:10.339
about you. So... Man, she's dirty. She's naughty.

00:22:11.619 --> 00:22:16.380
She can bring the raucous whenever. Hey, is Andy

00:22:16.380 --> 00:22:21.220
coming? talking about his new relationship. Mm

00:22:21.220 --> 00:22:25.420
-hmm. I met the person, you guys. We met at my

00:22:25.420 --> 00:22:29.220
friend Justin's July 4th party last year. Oh,

00:22:29.220 --> 00:22:32.079
yeah, and I gave him the fire tonight. So it

00:22:32.079 --> 00:22:36.609
was 11 months ago, and I saw him... From across

00:22:36.609 --> 00:22:41.650
the party, I, aha, romantic, so adorable. Almost

00:22:41.650 --> 00:22:44.490
didn't go to the party, you guys. I almost didn't

00:22:44.490 --> 00:22:47.809
go. And I dragged myself out. I never get invited

00:22:47.809 --> 00:22:50.970
to gay parties in, I wonder why, the Hamptons

00:22:50.970 --> 00:22:53.589
anymore. And I was like, you know what? I don't

00:22:53.589 --> 00:22:55.230
get invited to parties because I'm a loud mouth.

00:22:55.990 --> 00:23:02.480
Let me just go. I went, I was, I went. and i

00:23:02.480 --> 00:23:05.940
was like i gotta talk to this guy who is this

00:23:05.940 --> 00:23:11.279
guy and i i went we talked all night oh yeah

00:23:11.279 --> 00:23:13.480
i love when you have a party although i'll be

00:23:13.480 --> 00:23:17.519
talking to girls not guys this man Is kind and

00:23:17.519 --> 00:23:21.000
strong and smart. What is? And he's an adult.

00:23:21.279 --> 00:23:25.740
And he's got a big penis. And he loves my children.

00:23:26.140 --> 00:23:30.019
Oh, that's good. By the way, I like how he hides

00:23:30.019 --> 00:23:32.200
his kids' faces. They didn't sign up for that.

00:23:33.420 --> 00:23:38.230
And they love him. And I love him. We've not

00:23:38.230 --> 00:23:40.470
had one fight. We haven't had a disagreement.

00:23:40.910 --> 00:23:45.710
So now you're starting to jinx it. I remember

00:23:45.710 --> 00:23:48.490
when I said that on the radio. I never had a

00:23:48.490 --> 00:23:50.410
fight with my ex. Then we broke up a year later.

00:23:52.390 --> 00:23:54.369
Fights are healthy. It's just if the fight gets

00:23:54.369 --> 00:23:57.099
concluded, that's one thing. But if like, so

00:23:57.099 --> 00:23:59.980
if you have an argument in like February and

00:23:59.980 --> 00:24:02.140
then it gets resolved and you have sex, it's

00:24:02.140 --> 00:24:03.599
good. But if it gets brought up again during

00:24:03.599 --> 00:24:07.119
another argument in July, that's a problem. We

00:24:07.119 --> 00:24:11.500
have similar, we just view life the same way.

00:24:11.619 --> 00:24:14.839
I am really happy to say that I met, I met the

00:24:14.839 --> 00:24:18.380
person, you guys. We met at my friend's. Yeah,

00:24:18.400 --> 00:24:20.660
I think the important part is you gotta remember

00:24:20.660 --> 00:24:25.160
that he's a huge public figure. So, you know.

00:24:25.900 --> 00:24:27.720
You got to date someone that's cool with that.

00:24:28.759 --> 00:24:31.039
There's Savannah Guthrie trying to keep it together.

00:24:31.079 --> 00:24:33.880
This poor woman. It's really hard to come back.

00:24:34.259 --> 00:24:36.619
And I've been trying so hard to hold it together.

00:24:36.680 --> 00:24:39.700
And I promise I will. This show and this hour

00:24:39.700 --> 00:24:43.759
especially is like about joy. But I am so close

00:24:43.759 --> 00:24:48.839
to my mom that I'm a mama's boy. And what am

00:24:48.839 --> 00:24:53.170
I saying? I could not imagine coming here every

00:24:53.170 --> 00:24:55.829
day, recording Happy Hour, not knowing where

00:24:55.829 --> 00:25:01.930
the hell my mom is. Having you and all my, I

00:25:01.930 --> 00:25:05.269
mean, everyone, the people behind the scenes,

00:25:05.369 --> 00:25:08.349
people in my ear, the producers, our castmates.

00:25:08.609 --> 00:25:10.690
Yeah, I've always wondered how those TV anchors

00:25:10.690 --> 00:25:16.539
deal with people in their ear. I can't imagine

00:25:16.539 --> 00:25:18.940
me doing happy hour and being like, Ryan, this

00:25:18.940 --> 00:25:21.799
person's on line five. It's like, you know, when

00:25:21.799 --> 00:25:23.900
I see you in the morning, I know that you see

00:25:23.900 --> 00:25:27.140
me no matter what is going on. And sometimes

00:25:27.140 --> 00:25:29.880
that's almost, sometimes it's almost too much

00:25:29.880 --> 00:25:32.579
because I feel like to do the job, I gotta like

00:25:32.579 --> 00:25:35.619
keep it together, pull it together, you know?

00:25:36.019 --> 00:25:38.299
Yeah, I'm proud of you, babe. You're doing a

00:25:38.299 --> 00:25:43.049
good job. Mm -hmm. I think if you need to give

00:25:43.049 --> 00:25:44.910
yourself more credit, it's just sad what happened

00:25:44.910 --> 00:25:47.390
to your mouth. Oh yeah, here's Blueface, father

00:25:47.390 --> 00:25:52.890
of the year. Where is he at? He was at the Hollywood

00:25:52.890 --> 00:25:55.589
Life Awards, whatever that was, Impact Awards.

00:25:56.170 --> 00:26:00.069
And he spills on his link up with Hazel E. And

00:26:00.069 --> 00:26:14.549
he has a few new tattoos. I expected him to say

00:26:14.549 --> 00:26:17.049
that. I don't know why I expected him to say

00:26:17.049 --> 00:26:20.930
that, but I just felt like when he was asked

00:26:20.930 --> 00:26:23.250
that he would say a little bit of this, a little

00:26:23.250 --> 00:26:48.869
bit of that. All over your girl's face. People

00:26:48.869 --> 00:26:52.869
need to realize that just because you hook up

00:26:52.869 --> 00:27:03.299
with somebody doesn't mean anything. She commented

00:27:03.299 --> 00:27:10.079
the dead emoji of the skull. You know, he beat

00:27:10.079 --> 00:27:13.460
it up. That's how he does it. Because he's, oh,

00:27:13.680 --> 00:27:15.960
any girl's pregnant. Let me look this up here.

00:27:17.619 --> 00:27:23.000
How many kids does Blueface have? Oh, he has

00:27:23.000 --> 00:27:29.109
four with 37 women. Can you imagine? If those

00:27:29.109 --> 00:27:35.009
periods are lined up. Oh, no. Why don't we get

00:27:35.009 --> 00:27:39.769
out of here? Alex Cooper talks about the lost

00:27:39.769 --> 00:27:44.170
art of flirting. But I think, in my opinion,

00:27:44.170 --> 00:27:48.470
as a society, we are losing the art of flirting.

00:27:48.609 --> 00:27:53.349
And I refuse to let that happen. I got you, babe.

00:27:55.259 --> 00:27:59.700
Okay, flirting has turned into story likes, fire

00:27:59.700 --> 00:28:04.000
emojis, swiping right. Yeah, you know, I feel

00:28:04.000 --> 00:28:08.519
like girls nowadays are a little more shy about

00:28:08.519 --> 00:28:12.079
flirting. I'm kind of back on the dating apps.

00:28:12.160 --> 00:28:16.039
I know I said I retired, but I use it a little

00:28:16.039 --> 00:28:18.559
bit here and there. And a lot of times when I

00:28:18.559 --> 00:28:20.579
try to flirt with a girl, they seem a little,

00:28:20.660 --> 00:28:23.920
I don't know what the word is. Sure. But then

00:28:23.920 --> 00:28:27.799
when I go to Powtown. Yeah, no, not sure. Maybe

00:28:27.799 --> 00:28:31.480
a DM if we're getting a little crazy. No. Okay.

00:28:31.880 --> 00:28:35.660
In person, somehow flirting has become a rare

00:28:35.660 --> 00:28:38.940
art form. I literally was reading. Yeah. Guys,

00:28:39.119 --> 00:28:42.720
let me read this to you. Oh, good job. You were

00:28:42.720 --> 00:28:49.259
reading. That's good. A recent study at Date

00:28:49.259 --> 00:28:53.920
Psychology found that 45 % of men ages 18 to

00:28:53.920 --> 00:28:59.240
25 have never approached a woman in person. Yeah,

00:28:59.240 --> 00:29:03.319
I'll be honest. I'm kind of an awkward guy. What

00:29:03.319 --> 00:29:06.920
is that? No, but if it was not for dating apps,

00:29:07.039 --> 00:29:13.660
I don't think I would have got as late as I have

00:29:13.660 --> 00:29:16.670
in my life. And it's one of those things, ladies

00:29:16.670 --> 00:29:21.009
and gentlemen, that there are people that can

00:29:21.009 --> 00:29:24.730
meet a girl in public and then get their rocks

00:29:24.730 --> 00:29:27.089
off in the bathroom or the bar. No, no, no, no.

00:29:27.150 --> 00:29:30.029
I have to meet the girl online and then I get

00:29:30.029 --> 00:29:36.890
my rocks off. For a date. All right, there's

00:29:36.890 --> 00:29:39.230
a lot of dead air. You can tell she's not a professional

00:29:39.230 --> 00:29:41.690
broadcaster because you got to not have dead

00:29:41.690 --> 00:29:43.829
air. Unless you're Steve Dahl, then he can do

00:29:43.829 --> 00:29:49.130
it. DJ academics responds to little baby calling

00:29:49.130 --> 00:29:56.329
him the feds. So, a bunch of morons there. Aren't

00:29:56.329 --> 00:30:00.430
they? Bonnie Blue says she will immediately create

00:30:00.430 --> 00:30:03.029
sexual content with the people she invites after

00:30:03.029 --> 00:30:06.250
giving birth on Saturday. Oh, what a skank. I

00:30:06.250 --> 00:30:09.990
have a baby shower on Saturday. Next Saturday,

00:30:10.190 --> 00:30:13.430
and I'm inviting the public to take my baby shower

00:30:13.430 --> 00:30:16.829
into a golden shower. The public! Why? Oh my

00:30:16.829 --> 00:30:18.349
god, can you imagine if she actually does have

00:30:18.349 --> 00:30:21.009
a kid? Because a lot of times these only being

00:30:21.009 --> 00:30:23.650
girls claim to be pregnant. But it's just the

00:30:23.650 --> 00:30:26.150
publicity stuff. Can you imagine if she actually

00:30:26.150 --> 00:30:29.930
is, and this is your mom? It's just... She'd

00:30:29.930 --> 00:30:32.869
be a horrible mom! Like, you look at Lana Rhodes,

00:30:33.109 --> 00:30:34.690
and you're like, that's a good mom. She got out

00:30:34.690 --> 00:30:37.390
of porn, yeah, she got gangbanged, and all that

00:30:37.390 --> 00:30:41.839
nonsense. She's a good mom, you know. But you

00:30:41.839 --> 00:30:44.980
look at good old Pony Blue and you're like, dad

00:30:44.980 --> 00:30:48.799
should not be a mom. Oh my God, I'm feeling the

00:30:48.799 --> 00:30:51.299
Cuban coffee tonight. Fun, it's a twist on the

00:30:51.299 --> 00:30:53.640
baby shower. We're having sex with the people

00:30:53.640 --> 00:30:55.160
as well as, and it's going to be like a mixture

00:30:55.160 --> 00:30:57.539
of wholesome. A lot of them. Baby shower games,

00:30:57.700 --> 00:30:59.960
like the traditional trying different baby food,

00:30:59.960 --> 00:31:03.559
along with all the - She's just a dirty girl,

00:31:03.660 --> 00:31:07.109
man. Like, she's hot. Like, if you didn't know

00:31:07.109 --> 00:31:08.930
anything about her, you would think she's hot.

00:31:09.549 --> 00:31:14.630
But when you find out who she is, Tony. Let's

00:31:14.630 --> 00:31:23.369
see if Tony can come in here. Tony, come in here.

00:31:25.210 --> 00:31:29.430
Ah! Trying to get my friend in here. But he's

00:31:29.430 --> 00:31:33.990
busy on the phone. Tony! The fluids added in

00:31:33.990 --> 00:31:38.990
there. Now I'm uncomfortable. That was a riveting

00:31:38.990 --> 00:31:41.150
segment. I'm trying to get my friends in the

00:31:41.150 --> 00:31:44.210
hallway to come in. Who's shy Steve? His father

00:31:44.210 --> 00:31:47.410
and big 30s trial date has been postponed until

00:31:47.410 --> 00:31:52.710
a 20. I thought he's having. Yeah, it totally

00:31:52.710 --> 00:31:59.869
has been. What do we have here? I've been talking

00:31:59.869 --> 00:32:02.619
about stuff. Since being single, I have had guys

00:32:02.619 --> 00:32:05.259
say some really crazy things to me. And I'm sharing

00:32:05.259 --> 00:32:07.319
these stories because they are just too good

00:32:07.319 --> 00:32:09.819
not to share. And they're funny now. The funniest

00:32:09.819 --> 00:32:12.200
part about this one is this man really thought

00:32:12.200 --> 00:32:14.799
he was complimenting me. He says to me, you know,

00:32:14.839 --> 00:32:17.759
all the other girls that I've dated have been

00:32:17.759 --> 00:32:21.960
like intense gym girls. And I just kind of love

00:32:21.960 --> 00:32:28.839
that you're not like that. That is not a compliment.

00:32:29.140 --> 00:32:32.140
The other day. I had a girl over in my apartment

00:32:32.140 --> 00:32:36.559
and she looked really good on Bumble, but when

00:32:36.559 --> 00:32:39.839
she pulled into the parking lot, she walked out

00:32:39.839 --> 00:32:43.319
and I went, oh my God, she was an Asian girl.

00:32:43.359 --> 00:32:45.640
She dropped that gorgeous and we smashed. And

00:32:45.640 --> 00:32:48.599
I was like, oh my God, you're pretty. Like over

00:32:48.599 --> 00:32:50.519
and over, I was astonished by how pretty she

00:32:50.519 --> 00:32:52.180
was. And she's like, do I not look pretty in

00:32:52.180 --> 00:32:53.500
my Bumble pictures? And I was like, that's why

00:32:53.500 --> 00:32:55.539
you gotta shut up, Ryan. Shut up and plow her.

00:32:55.869 --> 00:32:58.769
Mind you, I've never told him that I'm not an

00:32:58.769 --> 00:33:02.630
intense gym girl. So the only way he would have

00:33:02.630 --> 00:33:05.210
thought that is because of what I look like.

00:33:06.190 --> 00:33:09.630
I guess I don't look. But she doesn't. The thing

00:33:09.630 --> 00:33:12.869
with this girl, she's how? But she's not one

00:33:12.869 --> 00:33:20.130
of those girls. That's like fat. You know when

00:33:20.130 --> 00:33:21.849
you see a muscular workout girl and you're like,

00:33:21.910 --> 00:33:24.410
oh my god, her farts smell like eggs? She doesn't

00:33:24.410 --> 00:33:26.849
have that vibe. Like an intense gym girl. And

00:33:26.849 --> 00:33:30.029
you know what? I don't. That's so fair. Alright,

00:33:30.250 --> 00:33:34.289
I had enough of you. God. It was a compliment.

00:33:34.450 --> 00:33:38.869
We don't always want gym girls. Here's Pete Davidson's

00:33:38.869 --> 00:33:43.509
baby. Telling us about her life as a single mom.

00:33:44.569 --> 00:33:48.099
She's so... Proud of herself. Good morning. Oh,

00:33:48.160 --> 00:33:53.779
good morning. Just drinking my Luna fast order.

00:33:54.140 --> 00:33:56.500
This is a horrible video. Who edited this? Her?

00:33:57.000 --> 00:34:00.339
Hi, I'm making you breakfast. Oh my goodness.

00:34:00.740 --> 00:34:03.039
Every morning. This editing is horrendous, dude.

00:34:03.400 --> 00:34:07.240
When she uses like CapCut and did like nine different

00:34:07.240 --> 00:34:11.239
takes. I can't watch this. There's a cut after

00:34:11.239 --> 00:34:16.269
cut. At least use transitions. Good for you.

00:34:16.309 --> 00:34:20.969
You're a single mom. We're so proud of you. Good

00:34:20.969 --> 00:34:26.150
job. Whatever, dude. All right. What do we want

00:34:26.150 --> 00:34:28.190
to do here? We got so much happening. Do we want

00:34:28.190 --> 00:34:32.570
to keep going? Do we want to take a break? We'll

00:34:32.570 --> 00:34:38.849
keep going. Here's Kayla Nicole. She's talking

00:34:38.849 --> 00:34:43.239
about how she's single. And she's playing the

00:34:43.239 --> 00:34:49.599
field, which means she's getting banged by guy

00:34:49.599 --> 00:34:54.679
after guy. Okay, how are you? Hey, how you doing?

00:34:54.980 --> 00:34:57.920
I'm doing. How you doing? You look amazing, first

00:34:57.920 --> 00:35:01.199
of all. Happy Christmas. Thank you, thank you.

00:35:01.199 --> 00:35:03.619
Of course, I do want to ask you, you know, are

00:35:03.619 --> 00:35:06.000
you dating right now? Is there any love interest?

00:35:06.679 --> 00:35:08.880
I'm definitely dating. I'm playing the field.

00:35:25.199 --> 00:35:29.380
She's a lot prettier than Taylor, I'll be honest.

00:35:29.519 --> 00:35:32.619
Is she a clueless chaser with no talent? Of course.

00:35:33.019 --> 00:35:46.300
But she's prettier than Taylor. Yeah, she thinks

00:35:46.300 --> 00:35:53.500
she's above being on the show. I got a journalistic

00:35:53.500 --> 00:35:56.139
career. What happened to that sports podcast?

00:35:59.519 --> 00:36:05.599
Oh, yeah. Like everybody else. But I would never

00:36:05.599 --> 00:36:09.260
go on the show. I don't think you're better than

00:36:09.260 --> 00:36:14.719
everybody. Brooke Hogan is not happy with the

00:36:14.719 --> 00:36:17.300
police investigation of her dad's death. Shannon

00:36:17.300 --> 00:36:19.539
Doherty's house got sold. I forgot she was dead.

00:36:20.139 --> 00:36:22.639
Madonna goes down on a man in her new music video.

00:36:23.280 --> 00:36:30.880
All what? Is new. I just got a text. Police are

00:36:30.880 --> 00:36:35.380
investigating Lena the Plague's claim of identity

00:36:35.380 --> 00:36:38.480
theft. If there's no evidence of identity theft,

00:36:38.559 --> 00:36:41.500
she's pulling a Jussie Smollett. Kanye West,

00:36:41.639 --> 00:36:44.780
yay! His wife was wearing an outfit where you

00:36:44.780 --> 00:36:46.440
could pretty much see her naked. Let's know.

00:36:47.780 --> 00:36:50.139
Pete Davidson was hanging out with his daughter.

00:36:50.519 --> 00:36:54.440
That guy, Carmelo Anthony, the detective said

00:36:54.440 --> 00:36:59.230
that the knife was legal under Texas law. I hate

00:36:59.230 --> 00:37:01.230
how that's a race, kind of a, I don't want to

00:37:01.230 --> 00:37:03.369
say race baiting, but it's a very controversial

00:37:03.369 --> 00:37:05.190
topic because a lot of people are like, oh yeah,

00:37:05.230 --> 00:37:09.010
he killed the white guy. Oh, here's that hot

00:37:09.010 --> 00:37:12.570
piece of ass AOC. I love when people are like,

00:37:12.650 --> 00:37:16.469
oh, Sue is a bartender. Okay, she had to make

00:37:16.469 --> 00:37:21.489
a living early on. But then like, if Erica Kirk

00:37:21.489 --> 00:37:23.530
was a bartender, they're like, oh yeah, she's

00:37:23.530 --> 00:37:28.150
an independent woman. Shut up. How do you want

00:37:28.150 --> 00:37:30.909
it? Although Erica Kirk would be a terrible bartender

00:37:30.909 --> 00:37:32.170
because she would just want to plow all the rich

00:37:32.170 --> 00:37:37.809
guys. And when I say plow, I mean like she's

00:37:37.809 --> 00:37:39.610
doing the plowing because they like it from behind

00:37:39.610 --> 00:37:41.809
because they're in a closet. That's how most

00:37:41.809 --> 00:37:45.030
conservatives are. All righty. It's getting a

00:37:45.030 --> 00:37:49.329
little weird in here. So here's AOC on people

00:37:49.329 --> 00:37:53.630
booing Trump at the NBA finals. Enjoy your day.

00:37:53.670 --> 00:37:57.969
TMZ in the house. My God, she's rocking this

00:37:57.969 --> 00:38:02.449
nice tight outfit. Mm -hmm. Mara Muslim. My bagel

00:38:02.449 --> 00:38:06.489
Jewish. My Christian Dior. God, she's so freaking

00:38:06.489 --> 00:38:11.150
hot. Oh my God. Nixon. I saw people. Yeah, it

00:38:11.150 --> 00:38:13.949
didn't happen. Doing it on Twitter. So I just

00:38:13.949 --> 00:38:16.070
wanted to do it. You know, a lot of people are

00:38:16.070 --> 00:38:18.349
thinking, what is Trump's reception going to

00:38:18.349 --> 00:38:20.809
be like tonight at Madison Square Garden? And

00:38:20.809 --> 00:38:22.329
I know it's easy to say, oh, he's going to get

00:38:22.329 --> 00:38:25.030
booed. But like, I mean, he's not as liberal

00:38:25.030 --> 00:38:27.130
as people think. So what do you think? It's not

00:38:27.130 --> 00:38:30.349
just that. It's also. God, she is incredibly

00:38:30.349 --> 00:38:33.250
pretty. These tickets were going for like $42

00:38:33.250 --> 00:38:40.039
,000. Yeah, James Dolan's a douche bag. Peace.

00:38:40.039 --> 00:38:43.179
And so, you know, when you have a stadium full

00:38:43.179 --> 00:38:45.940
of people paying 42 grand, these are all the

00:38:45.940 --> 00:38:47.679
people that are getting, you know, if you can

00:38:47.679 --> 00:38:51.760
afford to impulse buy a $42 ,000 ticket at MSG,

00:38:51.900 --> 00:38:54.880
you're probably in the tax bracket. That's a

00:38:54.880 --> 00:38:57.000
very good point, but it's a hot piece of ass.

00:38:57.119 --> 00:39:01.199
He cut in order to. You know, that he cut those

00:39:01.199 --> 00:39:05.159
taxes and cut everyone's health care that's stuck

00:39:05.159 --> 00:39:07.780
outside of the stadium in order to afford that.

00:39:07.940 --> 00:39:10.420
And so. God, she's so hot. I don't know what

00:39:10.420 --> 00:39:12.400
the reception is going to be. It was pretty bad.

00:39:12.440 --> 00:39:14.920
We'll play the audio later. God, is she hot.

00:39:15.619 --> 00:39:22.139
Oh, my God. How old is she? Very curious. She's

00:39:22.139 --> 00:39:25.239
36. She's only like five years older than me.

00:39:25.360 --> 00:39:28.880
I would bring you ruckus. I would tear that apart.

00:39:30.699 --> 00:39:33.659
She'd be calling me Hoppy Poppy. I have a friend

00:39:33.659 --> 00:39:35.099
in the comic community named Kelly that calls

00:39:35.099 --> 00:39:37.059
me that, so I like being called that. Hoppy Poppy.

00:39:38.480 --> 00:39:42.920
Oh, yeah, Jay -Z talking to TMZ. He's got this,

00:39:43.039 --> 00:39:46.739
like, afro. He kind of looks like Wanda Sykes.

00:39:46.780 --> 00:39:49.039
Maybe it is Wanda Sykes as Jay -Z. No, but it's

00:39:49.039 --> 00:39:52.760
Jay -Z, and he was answering questions to TMZ.

00:39:54.590 --> 00:39:57.909
And after all the allegations of Jay -Z recently,

00:39:58.230 --> 00:40:02.889
you know he's got to talk to the media to come

00:40:02.889 --> 00:40:05.510
off like a good guy. Even though he's one of

00:40:05.510 --> 00:40:06.829
the greatest rappers of all time, you cannot

00:40:06.829 --> 00:40:11.969
take that from him. 856 -49 -HOPPY. It's 856

00:40:11.969 --> 00:40:19.750
-494 -6773. 6 -7. All right. Here's Jay -Z talking

00:40:19.750 --> 00:40:31.960
to T. M .Z. 30 miles down. Oh my God. He's got

00:40:31.960 --> 00:40:37.460
quite the Afro. Looks like Afro man. Cause I

00:40:37.460 --> 00:40:47.639
got her. And she has, he has not listening to

00:40:47.639 --> 00:40:51.260
that broad. She just keeps going. Yeah, listen.

00:41:02.829 --> 00:41:05.150
I don't know who this TMZ girl is, but she does

00:41:05.150 --> 00:41:13.210
not do a good job asking questions. He is just

00:41:13.210 --> 00:41:14.929
signing autographs, taking pictures, not listening

00:41:14.929 --> 00:41:18.170
to that woman. I think we're kind of seeing what

00:41:18.170 --> 00:41:19.730
it's like at home with Beyonce when she's talking.

00:41:20.170 --> 00:41:27.409
That was very productive. I wonder what it's

00:41:27.409 --> 00:41:29.030
like when they show Harvey Levin in that footage.

00:41:29.769 --> 00:41:34.110
You didn't do a good job. Eight, five, six, 49

00:41:34.110 --> 00:41:38.369
happy. It's eight, five, six, four, four, six,

00:41:38.510 --> 00:41:42.170
seven, seven, three. You can tweet at me at Ryan

00:41:42.170 --> 00:41:49.750
happy radio. Ryan happy radio at gmail .com.

00:41:49.929 --> 00:41:52.429
All right. The coffee's going right through me.

00:41:52.429 --> 00:42:09.000
So we're right back. Hang on. RyanHoppyRadio

00:42:09.000 --> 00:42:11.659
.com Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably

00:42:11.659 --> 00:42:14.960
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

00:42:15.239 --> 00:42:20.860
all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.

00:42:22.139 --> 00:42:25.579
The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't

00:42:25.579 --> 00:42:27.880
feel like listening to this next song, you can

00:42:27.880 --> 00:42:30.659
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

00:42:30.659 --> 00:42:33.099
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

00:42:34.489 --> 00:42:36.869
Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right

00:42:36.869 --> 00:46:35.659
back. Here's Party Animal Night. That was Party

00:46:35.659 --> 00:46:39.199
Animal by Akon and Pitbull. Now, before I add

00:46:39.199 --> 00:46:42.300
to this, next guest, gotta load up the proper

00:46:42.300 --> 00:46:43.780
music. We all know, if you've been listening,

00:46:43.840 --> 00:46:45.340
which you have been, that in the beginning of

00:46:45.340 --> 00:46:47.960
the show, we began with salsa music. And we're

00:46:47.960 --> 00:46:52.480
gonna be, we're gonna continue. With some salsa

00:46:52.480 --> 00:46:59.980
music! Live. In this hidden studio. From the

00:46:59.980 --> 00:47:02.420
number one Hispanic morning show in Southwest

00:47:02.420 --> 00:47:08.699
Florida. Tony Clemente. De Milo, Tony. On Maxima

00:47:08.699 --> 00:47:11.860
Mornings at 92 .5 Maxima. I'm going to lose my

00:47:11.860 --> 00:47:16.239
voice later. It's right here on Happy Hour. What

00:47:16.239 --> 00:47:22.289
up, Tony? Happy, man. Golly. You got me pumped.

00:47:22.349 --> 00:47:25.110
I need you at 6 a .m. to start. I know. I probably

00:47:25.110 --> 00:47:26.690
should have learned how to do Duolingo three

00:47:26.690 --> 00:47:28.869
years ago. I was offered the producer position,

00:47:29.110 --> 00:47:31.469
but I don't know anything more than uno, dos,

00:47:31.489 --> 00:47:34.070
tres. It would have been you. You would have

00:47:34.070 --> 00:47:38.489
saved a lot of lives. Oh, yeah. Can you imagine?

00:47:38.670 --> 00:47:41.989
I just don't have the attention span for Duolingo.

00:47:42.070 --> 00:47:45.030
I know I should do it. I just don't. I don't

00:47:45.030 --> 00:47:48.989
know. Camala, Camala. Neo wanted me to do a video

00:47:48.989 --> 00:47:51.719
series where he's going to learn Spanish. I don't

00:47:51.719 --> 00:47:54.059
even do video anyway, but you guys are killing

00:47:54.059 --> 00:47:56.119
it, man. You're number one in the area amongst

00:47:56.119 --> 00:47:58.719
Hispanic people. When everybody thought that

00:47:58.719 --> 00:48:01.119
these dinosaurs that went through 97 .1 would

00:48:01.119 --> 00:48:05.139
do something. And they did not. You know when

00:48:05.139 --> 00:48:08.139
it's desperation time in ratings is when you

00:48:08.139 --> 00:48:10.820
click on a TMZ video and you see your competitor

00:48:10.820 --> 00:48:13.840
dancing, because they got no content, dancing

00:48:13.840 --> 00:48:16.639
to promote themselves. Because their ratings

00:48:16.639 --> 00:48:19.989
are terrible. That's what they say, right? That's

00:48:19.989 --> 00:48:22.090
what I say. You can be politically correct because

00:48:22.090 --> 00:48:24.530
you're a loud mouth, but you try to be classy.

00:48:25.110 --> 00:48:27.750
How is it? Now, you had a kid two years ago,

00:48:27.809 --> 00:48:29.969
a year ago, whatever. You had a kid, you're married.

00:48:30.309 --> 00:48:32.789
But first, you pulled a millennial of having

00:48:32.789 --> 00:48:35.730
a kid first and then getting married. So you

00:48:35.730 --> 00:48:40.199
had a daughter and Tony. Then you recently had

00:48:40.199 --> 00:48:43.900
a son. Well, your girl did not. You just finished

00:48:43.900 --> 00:48:45.320
in her and then she had a kid. You didn't really

00:48:45.320 --> 00:48:47.659
give birth to it. But how is it being a father

00:48:47.659 --> 00:48:51.340
of a son? I was part of it, right? You can't

00:48:51.340 --> 00:48:54.980
give birth without what I have. Yeah. No, but

00:48:54.980 --> 00:48:56.699
it's one of those things. How is it not being

00:48:56.699 --> 00:49:02.199
a father to a son? It's different. I'll tell

00:49:02.199 --> 00:49:04.659
you that. Why is it different? Because mommy

00:49:04.659 --> 00:49:07.530
treats the boy a lot different. Oh, yeah. How's

00:49:07.530 --> 00:49:11.070
that happening? Is he a mama's boy? Yes, he's

00:49:11.070 --> 00:49:15.769
a breast milk boy. Oh, yeah. Especially with

00:49:15.769 --> 00:49:18.090
those milkers. I didn't say that. Tony, Tony.

00:49:19.889 --> 00:49:24.550
Is it harder now that you have two kids to get

00:49:24.550 --> 00:49:27.159
naughty? Or have you been getting naughty? And

00:49:27.159 --> 00:49:28.500
are you having a third kid or are you getting

00:49:28.500 --> 00:49:30.019
a vasectomy? Because I'll tell you something.

00:49:30.179 --> 00:49:32.460
One time I was on a plane about 10 years ago

00:49:32.460 --> 00:49:34.880
and this guy told me the difference between two

00:49:34.880 --> 00:49:37.039
to three kids is worse than one to two kids.

00:49:37.159 --> 00:49:40.099
So are you going to have a third kid or are you

00:49:40.099 --> 00:49:44.179
done? I'm done. You're getting a vasectomy? Yes.

00:49:44.900 --> 00:49:46.860
You're pulling a ride, aren't you? Are you getting

00:49:46.860 --> 00:49:49.840
a vasectomy? Are you? When are you getting a

00:49:49.840 --> 00:49:53.039
vasectomy? Who's your doctor? I just look at,

00:49:53.059 --> 00:49:55.320
he's like in 30, he's on 38th Avenue. I should

00:49:55.320 --> 00:49:57.539
have had an endorsement every time someone gets

00:49:57.539 --> 00:49:58.820
snipped because of me, I get a little bit of

00:49:58.820 --> 00:50:02.780
the profit. It was only $5 on my insurance. But

00:50:02.780 --> 00:50:06.260
to get it reversed is like $2 ,500. But I don't

00:50:06.260 --> 00:50:08.619
like kids. I slept in today until 1030. I ain't

00:50:08.619 --> 00:50:11.880
built for kids. Oh man, I missed that. Tony,

00:50:12.079 --> 00:50:15.880
I love you. You're my dog. You're a legend. Hoppy

00:50:15.880 --> 00:50:21.280
hour. Hoppy hour. Download the podcast. And Hoppy.

00:50:21.460 --> 00:50:23.949
No, no, no. Do a quick liner. Hey, this is Tony

00:50:23.949 --> 00:50:28.489
from X -Ray. Listen to Javier. In English? Yes.

00:50:28.610 --> 00:50:31.469
In Spanish? In English and in Spanish. Let's

00:50:31.469 --> 00:50:38.030
go. Come on. Hey, this is Tony from 92 .5 Maxima

00:50:38.030 --> 00:50:41.110
from Mañanas Maximas with Tony and Battery. And

00:50:41.110 --> 00:50:45.250
you're listening to Javier. In Spanish, though?

00:50:59.019 --> 00:51:03.900
Now go to that poopy house of yours. How bad

00:51:03.900 --> 00:51:05.199
does it smell there? Does it smell like poop?

00:51:05.579 --> 00:51:11.519
Smells like shit. Oh yeah, that was tiny. Let

00:51:11.519 --> 00:51:16.480
me turn this off. From a 92 .5. Amelia! Mm -hmm.

00:51:17.239 --> 00:51:19.280
All right, let's see what's going on with TMZ.

00:51:22.059 --> 00:51:26.420
Today on TMZ. Okay, J -Lo has some good news.

00:51:26.599 --> 00:51:29.980
Her kids have been admitted to college. Oh, that's

00:51:29.980 --> 00:51:33.079
good! Don't you feel, oh, I remember when those

00:51:33.079 --> 00:51:36.300
kids were born. Now the twist. They both got

00:51:36.300 --> 00:51:38.340
a scholarship. You gotta be f***ing kidding me.

00:51:38.340 --> 00:51:41.550
Are you serious? Definitely because it's not

00:51:41.550 --> 00:51:45.889
J -Lo. They totally earned it. It's not nepotism.

00:51:46.130 --> 00:51:48.110
The reason you use scholarships is because there

00:51:48.110 --> 00:51:50.849
are exceptional kids who are need -based. Is

00:51:50.849 --> 00:51:53.230
there any chance that the people that are looking

00:51:53.230 --> 00:51:55.670
at the applications are like, ooh, this is Marc

00:51:55.670 --> 00:51:58.590
Anthony's kid? The more likely is they looked

00:51:58.590 --> 00:52:00.929
at TMZ and said, they cannot unload that $60

00:52:00.929 --> 00:52:07.389
million. Taylor and Travis are coming to New

00:52:07.389 --> 00:52:10.909
York for their... Oh, yeah! Wedding somewhere

00:52:10.909 --> 00:52:13.329
in the middle of Manhattan. There's been a lot

00:52:13.329 --> 00:52:15.409
of buzz that maybe the wedding was gonna be held

00:52:15.409 --> 00:52:17.809
at MSG. I think that they're gonna get married

00:52:17.809 --> 00:52:20.869
at the library. The library? It'll be the first

00:52:20.869 --> 00:52:25.980
time he's ever been in a library. Oh yeah! Kathy

00:52:25.980 --> 00:52:28.300
Hilton out after being cut from the West Hollywood

00:52:28.300 --> 00:52:32.519
Pride Parade over backlash of her. I love the

00:52:32.519 --> 00:52:35.219
Pride Parade. Political ties. I've been involved

00:52:35.219 --> 00:52:37.960
with the community for a long, long time. Man,

00:52:37.960 --> 00:52:40.699
she's a hot piece of ass, isn't she? Mm -mm.

00:52:40.840 --> 00:52:43.860
I want them to have the best day. Why wouldn't

00:52:43.860 --> 00:52:45.440
they get a gay person? You know, because you

00:52:45.440 --> 00:52:46.739
don't need a gay person. Why does that have to

00:52:46.739 --> 00:52:48.940
be a gay person? It's Pride Month. Like, if they

00:52:48.940 --> 00:52:51.239
put me as someone for, like, Black History Month,

00:52:51.320 --> 00:52:55.400
that would be weird. That would be weird. Kevin

00:52:55.400 --> 00:52:58.159
Jonas is defending having his bedroom playlist.

00:52:59.420 --> 00:53:03.039
Oh, yeah. I don't need music unless it's like

00:53:03.039 --> 00:53:09.019
I like to hear a pneumonia. It's all her favorite

00:53:09.019 --> 00:53:11.219
music. Who the hell is turning on a playlist?

00:53:11.420 --> 00:53:19.079
This music thing is BS. You came from the time

00:53:19.079 --> 00:53:22.179
where people are. I don't need to hear them talking.

00:53:22.820 --> 00:53:25.789
Hi. We'll do the talking here. If that's cool.

00:53:25.929 --> 00:53:30.269
I hope that's okay. Because it is my show. Happy

00:53:30.269 --> 00:53:35.989
Hot Topic! Angelina Jolie's son is celebrating

00:53:35.989 --> 00:53:41.010
two milestones. On June 5th, Knox Jolie Pitt,

00:53:41.309 --> 00:53:43.670
the youngest child of the actress and ex Brad

00:53:43.670 --> 00:53:46.710
Pitt, became a high school graduate. It's so

00:53:46.710 --> 00:53:51.119
cute! Marks the accomplishment with an unusual

00:53:51.119 --> 00:53:54.340
celebration, a Muay Thai fight. Man, it's got

00:53:54.340 --> 00:53:56.179
to be weird having your mom as a sign chick.

00:53:57.440 --> 00:53:59.860
Got to be weird having a Debbie dad like Brad

00:53:59.860 --> 00:54:05.480
Pitt. Abby Plaza showing off her baby bump. The

00:54:05.480 --> 00:54:07.659
pregnant actress glowed on the Tony Awards red

00:54:07.659 --> 00:54:10.880
carpet June 7th with boyfriend Christopher Abbott.

00:54:11.320 --> 00:54:15.300
I'm wondering now. I know she's been a lot. I

00:54:15.300 --> 00:54:17.239
know she's been through a lot because her man

00:54:17.239 --> 00:54:22.900
killed himself. But a part of me wonders if she

00:54:22.900 --> 00:54:25.800
was with Christopher Abbott while she was with

00:54:25.800 --> 00:54:30.800
her ex. By her side, Aubrey cradled her baby

00:54:30.800 --> 00:54:33.059
bump while wearing a Chanel black pinstriped

00:54:33.059 --> 00:54:35.760
dress. She kept her hair down and accessories

00:54:35.760 --> 00:54:39.699
minimal. Hot piece of ass she is. Although she

00:54:39.699 --> 00:54:41.840
seems like when you argue with her, she would

00:54:41.840 --> 00:54:45.280
never shut up. She would just keep going on and

00:54:45.280 --> 00:54:49.440
on and on and on. Doesn't she kind of have that

00:54:49.440 --> 00:54:53.719
vibe? Like, she would just be so annoying. I

00:54:53.719 --> 00:54:56.920
mean, I could be wrong, but I don't think I am.

00:54:57.239 --> 00:54:59.760
On the other hand, Chris sported a black tux

00:54:59.760 --> 00:55:02.400
and skinny tie. He's nominated for Best Performance

00:55:02.400 --> 00:55:04.920
by an Actor in a Featured Role in a Play for

00:55:04.920 --> 00:55:07.300
his role as Biff Loman in the revival of Arthur

00:55:07.300 --> 00:55:11.510
Miller's... That's what's happening with them.

00:55:11.550 --> 00:55:14.070
What's going on with this loser? What's going

00:55:14.070 --> 00:55:22.329
on with this? And Alina Abovian, editor in chief

00:55:22.329 --> 00:55:24.670
of digital content for L .A. magazines here with

00:55:24.670 --> 00:55:27.070
more. Hi, Alina. Thanks for coming back on. So

00:55:27.070 --> 00:55:30.090
we spoke right after Election Day. At that time,

00:55:30.130 --> 00:55:33.349
Spencer Pratt was leading Nithya Raman. And now

00:55:33.349 --> 00:55:37.559
he's in third place. What do you make of her

00:55:37.559 --> 00:55:39.519
closing that gap? And how long before? All right,

00:55:39.519 --> 00:55:42.239
so hang on. This is Spencer Pratt. He's a brat.

00:55:44.239 --> 00:55:46.320
Where's this douche? This morning, veteran 60

00:55:46.320 --> 00:55:48.500
Minutes correspondent Scott Pelley is calling

00:55:48.500 --> 00:55:52.199
out CBS leadership as incompetent and inexperienced.

00:55:52.440 --> 00:55:55.699
He just has that annoying boomerang of a tune.

00:55:55.920 --> 00:55:58.940
I'm just like, God, you're a douche. You just

00:55:58.940 --> 00:56:01.059
look at him and you're like, God, he always shuts

00:56:01.059 --> 00:56:07.000
up. Right now. CBS News, in my view, is on fire.

00:56:08.260 --> 00:56:15.780
These boomers think that over -the -air TV still

00:56:15.780 --> 00:56:20.059
matters. No, they... I don't feel like watching

00:56:20.059 --> 00:56:21.920
those epic commercials and then watching political

00:56:21.920 --> 00:56:26.500
propaganda at 7 p .m. on a Sunday. Part of an

00:56:26.500 --> 00:56:28.320
emotional interview with the New York Times.

00:56:29.070 --> 00:56:31.210
I've never liked Scott Pell. He just seems like

00:56:31.210 --> 00:56:33.030
a humorless douche. And then you hear about how

00:56:33.030 --> 00:56:34.989
he's possibly a douchebag behind the scenes.

00:56:35.190 --> 00:56:41.530
It's like, you're no saint, dude. Jason Biggs

00:56:41.530 --> 00:56:43.730
and Jenny Mullen are entering their next chapter

00:56:43.730 --> 00:56:48.449
together. Oh, that's so cute. Less than a month

00:56:48.449 --> 00:56:50.489
after the former couple confirmed their breakup

00:56:50.489 --> 00:56:53.750
following 18 years of marriage, May 14th. They

00:56:53.750 --> 00:56:55.929
proved their friendship as strong as ever during

00:56:55.929 --> 00:56:58.150
an outing with their kids. That's good that they're

00:56:58.150 --> 00:57:00.190
making it about the kids and not themselves.

00:57:01.670 --> 00:57:05.150
Sid and Laszlo in New York, June 7th. The former

00:57:05.150 --> 00:57:07.829
pair embarked on a family dinner arm in arm.

00:57:08.309 --> 00:57:11.309
I wonder if they're still banging a little bit.

00:57:11.409 --> 00:57:19.260
Just a little bit. Well, mystery gang, the new

00:57:19.260 --> 00:57:21.639
live action Scooby -Doo has finally revealed

00:57:21.639 --> 00:57:24.920
its titular character. People are hating on this

00:57:24.920 --> 00:57:29.219
new Scooby -Doo. As if the movie from 2002 was

00:57:29.219 --> 00:57:31.980
some cinematic classic. It was just because we

00:57:31.980 --> 00:57:35.260
were younger and we were, you know, kids. Same

00:57:35.260 --> 00:57:37.280
thing with like the Garfield movie. It was trash.

00:57:38.239 --> 00:57:42.980
But because we were younger, we miss it. Shakira

00:57:42.980 --> 00:57:45.960
is sharing her thoughts on retirement. You can't

00:57:45.960 --> 00:57:47.940
just say Shakira when you talk about her retirement.

00:57:48.139 --> 00:57:52.800
You gotta go, Shakira! It's the only way to do

00:57:52.800 --> 00:57:55.300
it. During an interview with Vogue, she's a hot

00:57:55.300 --> 00:57:57.880
piece of ass. Published June 7th, the singer

00:57:57.880 --> 00:58:00.400
reveals that despite her ongoing global success,

00:58:00.840 --> 00:58:02.860
she recently considered trading in her music

00:58:02.860 --> 00:58:05.880
career for a life off the grid. Alright, well

00:58:05.880 --> 00:58:08.239
there you go. I try to be off the grid a little

00:58:08.239 --> 00:58:10.659
bit. I know I post my podcast all the time, but

00:58:10.659 --> 00:58:12.639
how often do you see me post about what I'm doing?

00:58:12.800 --> 00:58:18.820
You don't need to know. Bowen Yang shared an

00:58:18.820 --> 00:58:21.920
insight into his Saturday Night Live mid -season

00:58:21.920 --> 00:58:25.000
departure. Oh my God, this guy thinks he's so

00:58:25.000 --> 00:58:30.440
important on SNL. Unless you're this liberal.

00:58:30.679 --> 00:58:33.650
You know how he mad at me. While sitting down

00:58:33.650 --> 00:58:37.349
with Rachel Sennett for Variety's Actors on Actors,

00:58:37.489 --> 00:58:42.590
Yang shared that he was, quote, All right, so

00:58:42.590 --> 00:58:45.309
he left SNL. SNL's not been funny in my whole

00:58:45.309 --> 00:58:52.969
lifetime. Joshua Jackson seems to be kicking

00:58:52.969 --> 00:58:56.230
off his summer with romance. Oh, yeah, you know.

00:58:57.130 --> 00:59:02.289
You know he's got raging BDE. The Dawson's Creek

00:59:02.289 --> 00:59:04.789
alum is prompting rumors of a new relationship

00:59:04.789 --> 00:59:07.710
after being spotted with model Olivia Burgess.

00:59:07.869 --> 00:59:11.929
Oh my gosh, she's so skanky looking. God, that's,

00:59:11.929 --> 00:59:20.340
ew. Ew! Mm -hmm. Turns out Kevin Jonas is the

00:59:20.340 --> 00:59:23.320
ultimate wingman, and he's got the stomach to

00:59:23.320 --> 00:59:25.639
prove it. The eldest Jonas brother revealing

00:59:25.639 --> 00:59:28.480
on the June 7th episode of the Hey Jonas podcast,

00:59:28.980 --> 00:59:32.230
Hey Kevin! That he was there for his brother

00:59:32.230 --> 00:59:35.389
Nick Jonas and Nick's wife. Priyanka Chopra's

00:59:35.389 --> 00:59:38.170
first official date eight years ago. And that

00:59:38.170 --> 00:59:40.530
his commitment to playing wingman may have gone

00:59:40.530 --> 00:59:43.269
a little too far. Their first date was eight

00:59:43.269 --> 00:59:44.449
years. It feels like they've been together like

00:59:44.449 --> 00:59:47.610
14 years. Wingman so hard I threw up in the bathroom

00:59:47.610 --> 00:59:52.349
and rallied. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, praise. Clap,

00:59:52.449 --> 00:59:54.269
clap, clap. They're using a little sound effect,

00:59:54.289 --> 00:59:57.099
but I know it's cute. It was actually, it was

00:59:57.099 --> 00:59:58.860
a pro move. No one used to tell me when I hit

00:59:58.860 --> 01:00:02.619
my buttons. And there you go, there's that. And

01:00:02.619 --> 01:00:07.920
there's this meaningless headline. I can't play

01:00:07.920 --> 01:00:10.739
it, but it's got music, but it's that Travis

01:00:10.739 --> 01:00:14.360
Kelsey and Taylor maybe getting married. The

01:00:14.360 --> 01:00:16.900
thing that's known as Madison Square Garden.

01:00:17.880 --> 01:00:21.239
They're very open to the experiences. Here's

01:00:21.239 --> 01:00:23.800
Steven Spielberg revealing if his family believes

01:00:23.800 --> 01:00:27.139
in aliens. Others have had. If you found out

01:00:27.139 --> 01:00:33.199
we weren't alone. If someone showed you. Proved

01:00:33.199 --> 01:00:36.059
it to you. All right, whatever. That was a weird

01:00:36.059 --> 01:00:39.360
clip. That was a car crash of a segment. What's

01:00:39.360 --> 01:00:41.820
going on here? Now to the heated Los Angeles

01:00:41.820 --> 01:00:43.960
race for mayor with primary votes still being

01:00:43.960 --> 01:00:46.119
counted. Mayor Karen Bass is holding on to her

01:00:46.119 --> 01:00:51.250
lead. I think Spencer Pratt had a chance. But

01:00:51.250 --> 01:00:53.409
then when he was like saying he was living in

01:00:53.409 --> 01:00:57.309
the RV. But he was really living in like that

01:00:57.309 --> 01:00:59.710
hotel. Stuff like that. You're just kind of exposed.

01:01:00.010 --> 01:01:01.590
I mean, you know what I mean? But reality TV

01:01:01.590 --> 01:01:04.010
star Spencer Pratt is seeing his chances of making

01:01:04.010 --> 01:01:06.469
the runoff election dwindle. Here's ABC's Kena

01:01:06.469 --> 01:01:09.769
Whitworth. He's the upstart conservative candidate

01:01:09.769 --> 01:01:14.190
from reality TV. Yeah, he's copying Trump. But

01:01:14.190 --> 01:01:16.809
tonight, Spencer Pratt could fall just short

01:01:16.809 --> 01:01:19.289
of making it into a November runoff with Los

01:01:19.289 --> 01:01:21.869
Angeles mayor. Oh, yeah. Karen Bass just seems

01:01:21.869 --> 01:01:23.610
like a dirty rotten hag, though. Let's not lie

01:01:23.610 --> 01:01:26.409
to ourselves. Mayor Karen Bass. I look around

01:01:26.409 --> 01:01:29.789
and the city's failing most of Los Angeles. And

01:01:29.789 --> 01:01:32.090
you failed in life. You're a douche. Pratt was

01:01:32.090 --> 01:01:34.449
in second place on election night, but in California,

01:01:34.590 --> 01:01:37.730
where 80 % of voters vote by mail, it can take

01:01:37.730 --> 01:01:43.119
weeks to get final results. Oh, yeah. I think

01:01:43.119 --> 01:01:46.000
if Trump never ran, ever, I think I'd be like,

01:01:46.059 --> 01:01:47.519
oh, it's kind of cool that Spencer Pratt's running.

01:01:47.699 --> 01:01:49.780
But I think because we've seen a reality star

01:01:49.780 --> 01:01:51.900
do it already, it's like, it's just so, like,

01:01:51.940 --> 01:01:55.119
it's so been there, done that. No! Happy Hot

01:01:55.119 --> 01:02:02.920
Topic! Zahara Marley Jolie. Mm -hmm. Brad Pitt

01:02:02.920 --> 01:02:05.420
and Angelina Jolie's daughter, Zahara, officially

01:02:05.420 --> 01:02:09.699
drops Pitt from her last name. Yeah. Brad Pitt's

01:02:09.699 --> 01:02:13.340
a loser. Mm -hmm. Katy Perry calls her boyfriend

01:02:13.340 --> 01:02:16.019
Justin Trudeau the love of my life. Oh, that's

01:02:16.019 --> 01:02:20.579
so cute. Katy says this during the New York City

01:02:20.579 --> 01:02:22.880
premiere of her concert film, Katy Perry, The

01:02:22.880 --> 01:02:25.460
Lifetime Store, live from Paris on June 8th,

01:02:25.460 --> 01:02:27.699
where she and Justin also make their red carpet

01:02:27.699 --> 01:02:30.019
debut. All right, so they're banging each other.

01:02:30.099 --> 01:02:36.809
It's time for Kardashian news. Right now. Turn

01:02:36.809 --> 01:02:39.849
it up, it's Hoppy, our time. Pardashian news,

01:02:39.949 --> 01:02:42.730
we defect the clout. No filters, no fluff, raw

01:02:42.730 --> 01:02:45.369
truth and wine. Mike's hot, Hoppy speaks what's

01:02:45.369 --> 01:02:48.030
on his mind. Nepotism's thrown, they sittin'

01:02:48.030 --> 01:02:50.690
in the plush. Built an empire off nothin' but

01:02:50.690 --> 01:02:53.250
the hush. Reality's a script, ain't no realness

01:02:53.250 --> 01:02:55.969
in the cut. Talents on vacation, they just takin'

01:02:55.969 --> 01:02:58.500
what's corrupt. Hoppy's on the mic, call it verbal

01:02:58.500 --> 01:03:01.280
demolition Exposing fake lives, media's worst

01:03:01.280 --> 01:03:04.000
addiction Idiocracy crammed, it's the brain on

01:03:04.000 --> 01:03:06.440
snooze Clickbait queens, welcome to Kardashian

01:03:06.440 --> 01:03:10.420
News Where the truth gets head, Hoppy breaking

01:03:10.420 --> 01:03:12.800
down the hype Y 'all beware, fake sounds, fake

01:03:12.800 --> 01:03:15.840
lies Fake lives, fake drama, they choose No talent

01:03:15.840 --> 01:03:19.800
required, it's Kardashian News Where the truth

01:03:19.800 --> 01:03:22.000
gets head, Hoppy breaking down the hype Y 'all

01:03:22.000 --> 01:03:23.730
beware, fake sounds, fake lies Straight lies,

01:03:23.889 --> 01:03:26.510
fake lives, fake drama, they choose No talent

01:03:26.510 --> 01:03:29.610
for quiet, it's Kardashian news Diamond studded

01:03:29.610 --> 01:03:32.230
lies, selling dreams to the broke Gold -plated

01:03:32.230 --> 01:03:35.130
nothing, society inside joke Hoppy ain't scared,

01:03:35.309 --> 01:03:37.929
man, he roasting them raw Nepo babies flexing

01:03:37.929 --> 01:03:40.389
like they rewrote the law Surgical precision,

01:03:40.650 --> 01:03:43.510
every word's a slice Hypocrisy exposed under

01:03:43.510 --> 01:03:46.730
studio lights Instagram filters, they mask the

01:03:46.730 --> 01:03:49.349
truth Hoppy's here to school them, welcome to

01:03:49.349 --> 01:03:52.460
the booth Yeah, Hoppy's got no leash No chain,

01:03:52.659 --> 01:03:55.039
speakin' what he feels, never playin' a game

01:03:55.039 --> 01:03:58.480
No Kardashian can spin his name, on this mic

01:03:58.480 --> 01:04:02.199
he reigns Untamed, Kardashian moves Where the

01:04:02.199 --> 01:04:04.460
truth gets aired, Hoppy breakin' down the hype,

01:04:04.519 --> 01:04:07.079
y 'all beware Fake smile, fake lies, fake lies,

01:04:07.219 --> 01:04:09.940
fake drama they choose No talent required, it's

01:04:09.940 --> 01:04:13.300
Kardashian news Kardashian news Showin' up is

01:04:13.300 --> 01:04:16.039
Hoppy, y 'all what's up? Hoppy speaks what's

01:04:16.039 --> 01:04:19.420
on his mind Showin' up is Hoppy, y 'all what's

01:04:19.420 --> 01:04:25.800
up? Hoppy speaks what's on his mind Oh, yeah.

01:04:25.980 --> 01:04:34.260
856 -49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773. You can

01:04:34.260 --> 01:04:37.780
tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always

01:04:37.780 --> 01:04:48.280
email me, RyanHoppyRadio at Joe .com. Happy Hot

01:04:48.280 --> 01:04:55.050
Topic! Lewis Hamilton is finally breaking his

01:04:55.050 --> 01:04:58.409
silence on his romance with Kim Kardashian. Oh,

01:04:58.409 --> 01:05:03.570
yeah! You know he's prowling her. The seven -time

01:05:03.570 --> 01:05:06.769
Formula One world champion briefly spoke out

01:05:06.769 --> 01:05:09.050
about his relationship with a reality star during

01:05:09.050 --> 01:05:12.489
a press conference following the 2026 Monaco

01:05:12.489 --> 01:05:15.150
Grand Prix. God, you know he brings in a ruckus.

01:05:15.309 --> 01:05:18.909
Where he came in second place. During the press.

01:05:19.050 --> 01:05:21.650
Oh, you know he's coming along. A reporter asked

01:05:21.650 --> 01:05:24.289
him about having a, quote, high -profile supporter

01:05:24.289 --> 01:05:26.570
cheering him on in the stands. So as she responded,

01:05:26.630 --> 01:05:29.230
quote, it's amazing to have her come this weekend.

01:05:29.429 --> 01:05:32.590
Yeah, she did. Every time. Have her support.

01:05:32.969 --> 01:05:35.929
Yeah, that's adorable. All right, what do we

01:05:35.929 --> 01:05:41.010
want to do here? Let's do side chicken news.

01:05:41.550 --> 01:05:58.679
Oh. Side chick noise. We talking magic today.

01:06:00.440 --> 01:06:04.239
Mic check. Welcome to the surf. Riding in the

01:06:04.239 --> 01:06:06.460
booth, cutting straight through the surf. Call

01:06:06.460 --> 01:06:08.880
it like I see it. Feelings in the hearse, kid.

01:06:09.059 --> 01:06:11.519
You click the T, now you get the whole thermos.

01:06:11.519 --> 01:06:13.960
The libs playing games, acting like they saints.

01:06:14.059 --> 01:06:16.420
Got a whole spouse home, still sliding to the

01:06:16.420 --> 01:06:19.179
dates. Screenshots saved, little goodnight, babe.

01:06:19.400 --> 01:06:21.699
Then they on a yacht pick, trying to hide the

01:06:21.699 --> 01:06:24.590
face. From the field to the runway, hey, Everybody

01:06:24.590 --> 01:06:27.269
frontin' Postin' healing energy While they DM

01:06:27.269 --> 01:06:29.550
huntin' Scrollin' through the gram All I see

01:06:29.550 --> 01:06:31.849
is double lies You can't tag the man But you

01:06:31.849 --> 01:06:33.989
tag the watch He buys it This that side chick

01:06:33.989 --> 01:06:38.010
news Side chick news Ryan Hoppy gon' choose Every

01:06:38.010 --> 01:06:41.510
fraud, every fling Every late night move We exposed,

01:06:41.789 --> 01:06:44.690
we amused Yeah, we say it like it is On an afternoon

01:06:44.690 --> 01:06:57.489
cruise Side chick news Who you trying to text?

01:06:57.550 --> 01:06:59.829
Got a ring on your hand Still shopping for the

01:06:59.829 --> 01:07:02.269
next key All team stressing, trying to spin it

01:07:02.269 --> 01:07:04.849
for the press But the group chat meme got receipts

01:07:04.849 --> 01:07:07.650
on deck From the field goals missing to the model

01:07:07.650 --> 01:07:10.590
in the mist One post off life, next post side

01:07:10.590 --> 01:07:13.630
twist You a free spirit but the rent still split

01:07:13.630 --> 01:07:16.690
Funny how the timeline never shows that bit Look,

01:07:16.789 --> 01:07:19.469
I'm just reading what the headlines say I'm the

01:07:19.469 --> 01:07:22.309
voice in your car, you pretend you hate Laughing

01:07:22.309 --> 01:07:24.750
at the drama, yeah we know it ain't new Same

01:07:24.750 --> 01:07:28.570
story now, same story This that side chick news,

01:07:28.690 --> 01:07:32.670
side chick news Ryan, I be gone too Every fraud,

01:07:32.769 --> 01:07:35.769
every fling, every late night move We exposed,

01:07:35.969 --> 01:07:38.909
we amused Yeah, we say it like it is on an afternoon

01:07:38.909 --> 01:07:42.289
cruise Side chick news Whole world tuned to the

01:07:42.289 --> 01:07:44.809
truth You can't hide from your man, can't hide

01:07:44.809 --> 01:07:50.150
from this move Side chick news Breaking, breaking,

01:07:50.150 --> 01:07:53.389
breaking Breaking, breaking, breaking Another

01:07:53.389 --> 01:08:10.710
is complicated Situation, another we were It's

01:08:10.710 --> 01:08:13.630
that side chick news, side chick news Right how

01:08:13.630 --> 01:08:16.829
we gon' choose Every fraud, every fling, every

01:08:16.829 --> 01:08:20.229
late night move We expose, we amuse Yeah, we

01:08:20.229 --> 01:08:23.090
say it like it is on the afternoon cruise Side

01:08:23.090 --> 01:08:26.170
chick news Whole world tuned to the truth You

01:08:26.170 --> 01:08:28.430
can't hide from your man, can't hide from this

01:08:28.430 --> 01:08:40.310
boo Side chick news Oh yeah 856 -49 -HOPI. That's

01:08:40.310 --> 01:08:47.489
856 -494 -6773. You're tweeting me at RyanHoppyRadio.

01:08:47.550 --> 01:08:52.510
You can always email me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail

01:08:52.510 --> 01:09:00.909
.com. All right. I am so surprised. Not at all.

01:09:00.970 --> 01:09:03.689
About his next headline. You're telling me...

01:09:04.010 --> 01:09:06.689
Our relationship that began on infidelity doesn't

01:09:06.689 --> 01:09:10.609
last. No way. I would have saw this coming. Everybody

01:09:10.609 --> 01:09:15.689
knows that Ariana Grande is a side chick. She

01:09:15.689 --> 01:09:19.029
cheated on Dalton Gomez with Ethan Slater, a

01:09:19.029 --> 01:09:21.170
.k .a. SpongeBob, and he cheated on his high

01:09:21.170 --> 01:09:23.710
school sweetheart with her. And after three years,

01:09:23.970 --> 01:09:27.229
they break up. Oh, yeah, that wicked energy of

01:09:27.229 --> 01:09:29.430
them making those two movies. You know, once

01:09:29.430 --> 01:09:31.310
they got to know each other, they realized they're

01:09:31.310 --> 01:09:35.329
losers. TMZ has learned Ariana Grande and Ethan

01:09:35.329 --> 01:09:37.550
Slater have officially called it quits and it

01:09:37.550 --> 01:09:39.590
turns out the pair have been broken up for months.

01:09:39.810 --> 01:09:43.869
Yeah, I kind of saw it there. We have not seen

01:09:43.869 --> 01:09:46.149
reports of them. They were all over Instagram.

01:09:46.170 --> 01:09:50.689
They were so nauseating and she was talking about

01:09:50.689 --> 01:09:52.850
it on Good Morning America like it's a real relationship.

01:09:54.180 --> 01:09:57.039
And all of a sudden, you don't hear from them.

01:09:58.239 --> 01:10:00.659
You left your wife and kid for nothing, you loser.

01:10:03.520 --> 01:10:08.460
I'm sure it was. And now he lost his family.

01:10:08.960 --> 01:10:12.000
I mean, he still has a kid. And he lost his girl.

01:10:12.340 --> 01:10:16.920
And she looks like Skeletor anyway. Oh, I'm sure

01:10:16.920 --> 01:10:21.470
they're totally friends. All right. We were told

01:10:21.470 --> 01:10:23.510
they gave this breakup serious consideration.

01:10:23.909 --> 01:10:27.050
Yeah, you know, you gotta think about it. She

01:10:27.050 --> 01:10:30.649
had a really good man in Dalton Gomez, a very

01:10:30.649 --> 01:10:33.510
hardworking, famous realtor in L .A., and he

01:10:33.510 --> 01:10:35.449
had a woman that cared about him during his ups

01:10:35.449 --> 01:10:38.180
and downs. and they left each other for nothing.

01:10:38.960 --> 01:10:41.199
And ultimately decided to end their romantic

01:10:41.199 --> 01:10:43.840
relationship. Our sources tell us Ariana's new

01:10:43.840 --> 01:10:46.439
album is not inspired by the breakup. Oh, I'm

01:10:46.439 --> 01:10:50.060
sure totally not. Shut up. Nor is any of the

01:10:50.060 --> 01:10:52.319
music about her relationship with Ethan at all.

01:10:52.399 --> 01:10:54.010
That's a lie. How are we supposed to believe

01:10:54.010 --> 01:10:56.649
you? You started off in a relationship on infidelity.

01:10:56.810 --> 01:10:59.010
How are we supposed to believe you? As TMZ previously

01:10:59.010 --> 01:11:01.409
reported, the two connected while working on

01:11:01.409 --> 01:11:03.930
Wicked together. Oh, yeah, the Wicked romance.

01:11:04.329 --> 01:11:06.329
And then they came out in public. Oh, yeah, they

01:11:06.329 --> 01:11:08.510
were coming. Looked together in July of 2023,

01:11:08.850 --> 01:11:11.109
right after Ariana had separated from her then

01:11:11.109 --> 01:11:12.750
-husband. Wow, that was three years ago. Wow.

01:11:12.909 --> 01:11:15.329
Dalton Gomez. And around the same time, Ethan

01:11:15.329 --> 01:11:18.210
had split with his then -wife, Lily J. That is

01:11:18.210 --> 01:11:20.909
called cheating. And a cheater's a never -win.

01:11:22.170 --> 01:11:27.270
I've seen it with money. It never wins. Unless

01:11:27.270 --> 01:11:28.590
the woman wants to stay with the man for the

01:11:28.590 --> 01:11:31.810
money. Then I think you win. 8, 5, 6, a 40, a

01:11:31.810 --> 01:11:39.060
9, a hoppy. It's time for Hoppy's Hoops. Ryan

01:11:39.060 --> 01:11:41.359
Hockey on the mic, breaking down the scenes.

01:11:41.420 --> 01:11:44.739
NBA drama, living out the dreams. That's why

01:11:44.739 --> 01:11:47.199
it's wild, it's always about the queens. Dropping

01:11:47.199 --> 01:11:50.520
dollars, bombs all in on schemes. These hoops,

01:11:50.520 --> 01:11:53.319
man, he knows it all. Screw scandals to the court,

01:11:53.399 --> 01:11:56.800
rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a ball.

01:11:57.539 --> 01:12:01.520
Now I got that shock and awe. MJ to Kobe, legends

01:12:01.520 --> 01:12:04.500
in the game Shaq's big presence, true hall of

01:12:04.500 --> 01:12:08.180
fame Hobby skills of T ain't playing tame Behind

01:12:08.180 --> 01:12:11.279
the curtain, nothing left the same He's loose,

01:12:11.319 --> 01:12:13.939
man, he knows it all. Through sandals to the

01:12:13.939 --> 01:12:17.180
court, rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have

01:12:17.180 --> 01:12:20.899
a ball. Oh, yeah! That's right, the Knicks did

01:12:20.899 --> 01:12:24.060
not look ready. It must have been really chaotic

01:12:24.060 --> 01:12:26.960
having that orange. A pedophile there! Breaks

01:12:26.960 --> 01:12:30.140
it down, gets... Tune in to Hoppy Hour, never

01:12:30.140 --> 01:12:33.100
anomalous. Y 'all know the score, but he dies

01:12:33.100 --> 01:12:36.119
deeper. Locker room secrets, stats like a keeper.

01:12:36.579 --> 01:12:39.880
Voices every week, analysis sweeper. NBA's real

01:12:39.880 --> 01:12:42.859
talk cuts through the sleeper Javi's hoops, man,

01:12:42.899 --> 01:12:45.859
he knows it all From scandals to the court, rise

01:12:45.859 --> 01:12:50.140
and fall Tune in, now you'll have a ball Javi,

01:12:50.199 --> 01:12:53.239
yo, I got that shock and awe Javi's hoops, man,

01:12:53.340 --> 01:12:56.279
he knows it all From scandals to the court, rise

01:12:56.279 --> 01:13:00.479
and fall Tune in, now you'll have a ball Javi,

01:13:00.600 --> 01:13:06.300
yo, I got that shock and awe Javi, yo, I got

01:13:06.300 --> 01:13:15.989
that shock and awe Got that shock and awe Happy

01:13:15.989 --> 01:13:21.909
hour, got that shock and awe Happy hour, got

01:13:21.909 --> 01:13:35.659
that shock and awe 49 Hoppy. It's 856 -5773.

01:13:36.600 --> 01:13:39.159
You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can

01:13:39.159 --> 01:13:41.720
always email me, ryanhoppyradio at gmail .com.

01:13:41.739 --> 01:13:44.380
Last night's game, the Knicks, just right off

01:13:44.380 --> 01:13:47.000
the bat. They're always playing from behind.

01:13:48.359 --> 01:13:50.060
I mean, even when they were playing the Atlanta

01:13:50.060 --> 01:13:54.920
series. They need to start out hot. As everybody

01:13:54.920 --> 01:13:57.439
knows, Jalen Brunson, when he was a freshman

01:13:57.439 --> 01:13:59.899
at Stevenson High School, made all my friends

01:13:59.899 --> 01:14:04.239
cry. So I've seen him play since he was a freshman

01:14:04.239 --> 01:14:06.359
in high school, and all my friends were seniors.

01:14:07.420 --> 01:14:09.739
And I knew he was destined for greatness, and

01:14:09.739 --> 01:14:14.460
then he won two championships in NCAA. I think

01:14:14.460 --> 01:14:16.000
they have a chance, but he needs to go for like

01:14:16.000 --> 01:14:19.539
a 35 -40 point game. They need him to ball out.

01:14:19.640 --> 01:14:21.399
And also last night, I don't know what Kyle Anthony

01:14:21.399 --> 01:14:26.060
Towns is doing. But that ain't it, dog. And also

01:14:26.060 --> 01:14:30.039
Mitchell Robinson's free throw skills. Very strange.

01:14:31.720 --> 01:14:34.439
But what do we got here? All right, let me turn

01:14:34.439 --> 01:14:38.560
this off. What do we have? Here is Jalen Brunson.

01:14:41.190 --> 01:14:44.229
saying that talks about ESPN and Fox saying the

01:14:44.229 --> 01:14:46.149
Knicks were dumb for giving him 104 million.

01:14:46.270 --> 01:14:49.189
There's on Twitter or X, wherever we call it

01:14:49.189 --> 01:14:52.529
now. There's a, there's like a compilation of

01:14:52.529 --> 01:14:56.109
like videos of like when I did sign and it was

01:14:56.109 --> 01:14:58.550
like a bunch of like, it was like an ESPN. It

01:14:58.550 --> 01:15:02.630
was like on Fox sports or whatever. And I'm just

01:15:02.630 --> 01:15:05.989
saying like how dumb or how bad it was for the

01:15:05.989 --> 01:15:08.130
Knicks or whatever, the grading process of it.

01:15:08.510 --> 01:15:10.489
Every time I see it, I just got to kind of like,

01:15:10.810 --> 01:15:12.409
I don't watch it, but I skim over it. I'm like,

01:15:12.550 --> 01:15:16.250
there it is again. I didn't think of it at the

01:15:16.250 --> 01:15:17.510
time, but when I saw it, I was like, all right,

01:15:17.569 --> 01:15:19.850
just another step in somewhere people don't believe

01:15:19.850 --> 01:15:22.810
in me. I feel that. He's always been an underdog.

01:15:22.909 --> 01:15:26.149
He was drafted in the second round. I believe

01:15:26.149 --> 01:15:28.390
in myself. It kind of keeps me humble. Hey, these

01:15:28.390 --> 01:15:30.590
people don't think you're anything. I feel that.

01:15:30.789 --> 01:15:33.210
That's how I deal with Kelta, Rover, the comic

01:15:33.210 --> 01:15:36.569
community. And I'm not trying to go out there

01:15:36.569 --> 01:15:39.229
and prove to the world that, yo, I belong here.

01:15:39.289 --> 01:15:41.729
I'm proving to myself, like, hey, I worked this

01:15:41.729 --> 01:15:43.729
hard to be in this position. I feel that every

01:15:43.729 --> 01:15:46.729
day I wake up. I have this opportunity. I need

01:15:46.729 --> 01:15:51.729
to take full advantage of it. And here is Representative

01:15:51.729 --> 01:15:54.489
Hakeem Jeffries being asked if Trump's a Knicks

01:15:54.489 --> 01:15:56.890
fan. Jeffries Jacob with TMZ. What do you think

01:15:56.890 --> 01:15:59.010
about Donald Trump going to game three tonight

01:15:59.010 --> 01:16:01.229
at Madison Square Garden? Listen, at this point.

01:16:01.789 --> 01:16:05.069
I'm focused on enjoying the game. The Yorkers

01:16:05.069 --> 01:16:07.710
want to enjoy the game. Yeah, but it's kind of

01:16:07.710 --> 01:16:09.550
hard when you got this loser making it about

01:16:09.550 --> 01:16:14.550
him. Time that we've been in the NBA finals in

01:16:14.550 --> 01:16:19.449
27 years. So I've said what I had to say about

01:16:19.449 --> 01:16:23.729
Donald Trump. And, you know, listen, it's just

01:16:23.729 --> 01:16:25.729
not clear to me that Donald Trump even knows

01:16:25.729 --> 01:16:28.770
the difference between Karl Rove and Karl -Anthony

01:16:28.770 --> 01:16:33.329
Townsend. That was funny. Speaking of the better

01:16:33.329 --> 01:16:35.689
president, here's Obama saying why Jordan's the

01:16:35.689 --> 01:16:37.569
GOAT. No, man, it's just like you with J. Cole.

01:16:37.729 --> 01:16:42.310
I'm from Chicago, and MJ, you know, remains the

01:16:42.310 --> 01:16:44.529
GOAT. Hell yeah, he does. I don't know if that

01:16:44.529 --> 01:16:46.609
music in the background is copyrighted, so be

01:16:46.609 --> 01:16:48.989
very careful. Here's Charles Barkley saying he

01:16:48.989 --> 01:16:51.930
won $1 million gambling seven times and lost

01:16:51.930 --> 01:16:54.909
it 25 times. You probably lost about $20 million

01:16:54.909 --> 01:16:57.930
in gambling. Have you quenched that urge to gamble,

01:16:58.010 --> 01:17:00.819
or do you still like to gamble? I love to gamble.

01:17:00.899 --> 01:17:03.880
I don't like to gamble. I got to the point. I

01:17:03.880 --> 01:17:07.180
would go to Vegas and I'd win a million dollars.

01:17:07.600 --> 01:17:10.140
Damn. How many would you play in a hand? 25,

01:17:10.220 --> 01:17:14.000
30, 40 ,000? I played 25 ,000 a hand. Okay. Yeah.

01:17:14.300 --> 01:17:16.159
A couple quick double downs, you can get them.

01:17:16.199 --> 01:17:18.340
Yeah. And quick double downs, you can get it

01:17:18.340 --> 01:17:21.920
up out your pockets. 25 ,000 is how much people

01:17:21.920 --> 01:17:24.460
on the radio make per year. It's probably been

01:17:24.460 --> 01:17:29.560
seven times. So I won a million dollars. Okay.

01:17:30.439 --> 01:17:34.680
There's probably been 25 times I've lost a million.

01:17:34.840 --> 01:17:38.779
Right. So what happened was I quit gambling for

01:17:38.779 --> 01:17:41.439
two years. And I always take the same group of

01:17:41.439 --> 01:17:45.000
guys for me. And I said, man, there you go. There's

01:17:45.000 --> 01:17:48.909
that. Here's Draymond Green. talking about Jalen

01:17:48.909 --> 01:17:52.329
Brunson's jerseys. Impressive to me is I've obviously

01:17:52.329 --> 01:17:56.390
played in six NBA finals or whatever it is. But

01:17:56.390 --> 01:17:58.930
I played with Stephen Curry and I played against

01:17:58.930 --> 01:18:02.050
LeBron James a lot. And the amount of Jalen Brunson

01:18:02.050 --> 01:18:04.810
jerseys I see stacks up to the amount of Stephen

01:18:04.810 --> 01:18:08.909
Curry and LeBron James jerseys you see. Very

01:18:08.909 --> 01:18:11.010
good point. And that's what's been most impressive

01:18:11.010 --> 01:18:13.510
to me is how much support they have for this

01:18:13.510 --> 01:18:16.149
team, but in particular, how much this city has

01:18:16.149 --> 01:18:18.649
fanned around that guy. There you go. There's

01:18:18.649 --> 01:18:21.090
that. Let me see here. How do we want to do this?

01:18:21.289 --> 01:18:23.609
This is funny. I'm trying to keep the political

01:18:23.609 --> 01:18:26.670
part for the end of it. Here is Cardi B performing

01:18:26.670 --> 01:18:29.310
her song, and then Charles Barkley comments on

01:18:29.310 --> 01:18:31.869
her boobs. Nick's up seven, looking for a 3 -0

01:18:31.869 --> 01:18:34.250
lead. We've been competing with Cardi B here.

01:18:35.029 --> 01:18:39.079
We lost. Hey. I don't know about these. That

01:18:39.079 --> 01:18:45.779
might be Cardi D's. That might be Cardi D's.

01:18:47.319 --> 01:18:53.979
So he's a boob man. Nice. Me too. I sure am.

01:18:54.020 --> 01:18:57.760
You know, Adam Silver shitting his pants when

01:18:57.760 --> 01:19:04.539
he's done that. I don't know who said that. Yeah,

01:19:04.560 --> 01:19:07.619
Ernie's such a good guy to keep the show going.

01:19:07.859 --> 01:19:12.260
All right, so here's Stephen A. Smith, who, what

01:19:12.260 --> 01:19:18.199
I love, Stephen A. Smith, Candace Owens, Tucker

01:19:18.199 --> 01:19:21.739
Carlson, Dan Bongina, all these guys that were

01:19:21.739 --> 01:19:25.319
all about Trump, even Kennedy, that annoying

01:19:25.319 --> 01:19:29.270
broad on Fox News, the former VJ. Better VJ smells.

01:19:29.470 --> 01:19:32.010
No, but literally all these people were saying

01:19:32.010 --> 01:19:34.750
how great Trump was during the election. You

01:19:34.750 --> 01:19:39.989
had Rogan, Logan Paul, the guy from the South.

01:19:40.069 --> 01:19:43.529
What's the Southern comedian's name? Theo Vaughn,

01:19:43.590 --> 01:19:46.409
all these people. And then they turned on Trump.

01:19:46.510 --> 01:19:49.310
And here's Stephen A. Smith calling out Trump

01:19:49.310 --> 01:19:53.010
for attending the NBA finals. A basketball segment.

01:19:53.960 --> 01:19:57.359
This president has no business showing up in

01:19:57.359 --> 01:20:00.579
New York City. I am dead serious. It is selfish.

01:20:01.020 --> 01:20:05.159
It is narcissistic. It is. But you voted for

01:20:05.159 --> 01:20:07.460
him. This is what it is, dude. It is ridiculous

01:20:07.460 --> 01:20:11.000
that he that he is coming to this game. I would

01:20:11.000 --> 01:20:13.859
say the same thing if it were Obama, George W.

01:20:14.380 --> 01:20:16.659
Clinton. I don't give a damn. We went back to

01:20:16.659 --> 01:20:19.560
Reagan. This is not a football stadium in some

01:20:19.560 --> 01:20:21.939
space in Texas where you've got a whole bunch

01:20:21.939 --> 01:20:24.140
of outlays and all of this. This is the garden.

01:20:24.180 --> 01:20:26.600
This is Midtown Manhattan. There's that. And

01:20:26.600 --> 01:20:29.359
then here's Trump's response. I should probably

01:20:29.359 --> 01:20:32.020
have YouTube unmuted. That would probably help

01:20:32.020 --> 01:20:34.939
my cause. Before attending Game 3 of the NBA

01:20:34.939 --> 01:20:37.119
Finals tonight, Stephen A. Smith said this about

01:20:37.119 --> 01:20:39.340
Donald Trump attending. If they lose tonight,

01:20:39.579 --> 01:20:42.960
I'm looking right at him. Nah, it's because they

01:20:42.960 --> 01:20:46.960
didn't start out well. I'm saying it. This is

01:20:46.960 --> 01:20:50.159
just me. I'm blaming him. I'm blaming the president

01:20:50.159 --> 01:20:52.979
of the United States of America if the New York

01:20:52.979 --> 01:20:55.319
Knicks lose this tonight. To which the Knicks

01:20:55.319 --> 01:20:57.939
went on to lose Game 3 versus Spurs. They do

01:20:57.939 --> 01:21:00.319
lead the series 2 -1, but Donald Trump was asked

01:21:00.319 --> 01:21:02.939
about Stephen A. Smith saying that. Mr. President,

01:21:03.020 --> 01:21:05.579
ESPN commentator Stephen A. Smith was talking

01:21:05.579 --> 01:21:07.439
about running for president. He said he would

01:21:07.439 --> 01:21:09.739
blame you if the Knicks lost the game. How do

01:21:09.739 --> 01:21:11.939
you respond to that? I think he's a nice guy.

01:21:13.470 --> 01:21:15.770
But you need a certain aptitude to run for president.

01:21:16.390 --> 01:21:18.789
You need a high IQ. I'm not sure that Steven

01:21:18.789 --> 01:21:21.229
has that. All right, you're talking about yourself.

01:21:21.430 --> 01:21:23.909
This is what the city that you claim you're from

01:21:23.909 --> 01:22:12.220
thinks of you. Yeah, it's Hoppy out. Every single

01:22:12.220 --> 01:22:15.619
word cut throat Bright lights ain't Pete, he's

01:22:15.619 --> 01:22:18.039
livin' the dive Tall dude duckin' door frames,

01:22:18.220 --> 01:22:20.380
crooked little smile Nationally they tune in,

01:22:20.460 --> 01:22:23.260
locally they vibe You roast any fake king, tryna

01:22:23.260 --> 01:22:26.239
call it a tribe You brag on your towers, he laughs

01:22:26.239 --> 01:22:28.819
at your hair You brag about winnin', he's like,

01:22:28.840 --> 01:22:31.520
who cares? You sellin' him stories, he breakin'

01:22:31.520 --> 01:22:34.060
them apart He don't hold back, he just ain't

01:22:34.060 --> 01:22:36.119
for the heart Donald Trump is a douchebag, yeah

01:22:36.119 --> 01:22:38.500
we said it Loud mouth, small facts, big cap,

01:22:38.619 --> 01:22:41.510
let it echo Donald Trump is a douchebag Run the

01:22:41.510 --> 01:22:44.109
tape. Hoppy on the mic saying everything they

01:22:44.109 --> 01:22:46.949
want. Donald Trump is a douchebag. Facts, facts.

01:22:47.109 --> 01:22:49.310
Six, nine hosts and he still can't reach that

01:22:49.310 --> 01:22:52.170
low. Donald Trump is a douchebag. Turn it up.

01:22:52.449 --> 01:22:54.630
Hoppy out with every single word cut through.

01:22:55.229 --> 01:22:58.210
You tweeting on caps, he clap back live. You

01:22:58.210 --> 01:23:00.409
hide behind suits, he outside with the drive.

01:23:00.670 --> 01:23:03.029
Ryan got callers from the Bay to the Bay State.

01:23:03.130 --> 01:23:05.170
All of them laughing, putting clowns in that

01:23:05.170 --> 01:23:07.890
ashtray. Big talk, tiny hands, big scam, same

01:23:07.890 --> 01:23:10.189
script. He flipped that, ripped that straight

01:23:10.189 --> 01:23:12.880
off the rip. Just that radio rumble, welcome

01:23:12.880 --> 01:23:15.439
to the jungle Hoppy say your name, whole tower

01:23:15.439 --> 01:23:17.680
start to clump Donald Trump is a douchebag Say

01:23:17.680 --> 01:23:20.260
it loud, loud mouth, small facts, big cap, let

01:23:20.260 --> 01:23:23.199
it echo Donald Trump is a douchebag Hoppy talk,

01:23:23.420 --> 01:23:25.840
Hoppy on the mic saying everything they want

01:23:25.840 --> 01:23:28.760
Donald Trump is a douchebag Facts, facts, facts,

01:23:28.819 --> 01:23:30.819
six, nine hosts and he still can't reach that

01:23:30.819 --> 01:23:34.159
low Donald Trump is a douchebag Hoppy hour, hit

01:23:34.159 --> 01:23:37.060
him every night, one more time before we go Say

01:23:37.060 --> 01:23:40.550
peep, peep, peep, keep it lockin', lockin' Ryan

01:23:40.550 --> 01:23:43.689
Hoppy never backspin. Tell the truth. Let the

01:23:43.689 --> 01:23:47.090
crowd laugh. Hoppy Hour. Put the fake in half.

01:23:53.930 --> 01:24:09.680
Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy

01:24:09.680 --> 01:24:12.000
Hour will be right back. You probably had Taco

01:24:12.000 --> 01:24:15.460
Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all

01:24:15.460 --> 01:24:22.460
I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day. The

01:24:22.460 --> 01:24:25.359
semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't

01:24:25.359 --> 01:24:27.680
feel like listening to this next song, you can

01:24:27.680 --> 01:24:30.460
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

01:24:30.460 --> 01:24:32.859
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

01:24:35.979 --> 01:24:38.380
Hurry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.

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Oh, yeah. Here's Noel and Pitbull with Like That.

01:24:43.920 --> 01:24:46.319
Hi, I always do this where I have YouTube muted.

01:24:46.500 --> 01:24:53.140
Mm -hmm. Yeah. Looks like we're going to hit

01:24:53.140 --> 01:24:54.640
them in the head with this. I'm right here, fella.

01:24:54.640 --> 01:24:58.060
You already know what it is. Die. I don't want

01:24:58.060 --> 01:25:00.500
to see you rap, rap, rapping it. Pitbull ain't

01:25:00.500 --> 01:25:06.859
rap, rap, rapping it. Fella feed that rap. This

01:25:06.859 --> 01:25:10.859
is my song. Make me want to break it down on

01:25:10.859 --> 01:25:14.319
you all night long. Got my little pretty skirt

01:25:14.319 --> 01:25:18.680
and my high heels on. All I need is a cutie and

01:25:18.680 --> 01:25:22.699
I can't go wrong. That's when, that's when I

01:25:22.699 --> 01:25:25.520
noticed you soon as I stepped into the room.

01:25:25.800 --> 01:25:29.079
The music's jumping but I noticed something about

01:25:29.079 --> 01:25:33.340
you. So I just took it to the floor. Hoping you

01:25:33.340 --> 01:25:54.640
would come and show me more. This drink got me

01:25:54.640 --> 01:25:58.619
feeling real nice And the spot's so hot I could

01:25:58.619 --> 01:26:01.979
dance all night Boy, you know you got me going

01:26:01.979 --> 01:26:05.979
And I can't sit down What you working with, baby?

01:26:06.100 --> 01:26:10.079
Well, I'm gonna find out That's why That's why

01:26:10.079 --> 01:26:12.779
I'm feeling what I'm feeling As I dance with

01:26:12.779 --> 01:26:16.720
you My body's overheating But I'm trying to be

01:26:16.720 --> 01:26:20.779
cool Ooh, baby, when we leave the floor I can't

01:26:20.779 --> 01:26:27.539
wait for you to show me more How to dance like

01:26:27.539 --> 01:26:31.220
that And ooh, we'll teach you how to move like

01:26:31.220 --> 01:26:35.399
that Yeah, ooh, I love it when you do it like

01:26:35.399 --> 01:26:39.460
that And I know we gon' kick it tonight If it's

01:26:39.460 --> 01:26:42.520
like that All my ladies in the club tonight Hit

01:26:42.520 --> 01:26:45.060
the bar, take a shot and get, get rad All the

01:26:45.060 --> 01:26:47.119
boys in the club tonight Roll it up, light it

01:26:47.119 --> 01:26:49.739
up and get, get high Ride with me, ride with

01:26:49.739 --> 01:27:01.619
me Get on the floor, let me jump right behind

01:27:01.619 --> 01:27:04.300
Catch em in the club, jugglin' times That's me,

01:27:04.520 --> 01:27:06.840
no trees, no game Lookin' for them women that

01:27:06.840 --> 01:27:08.800
ain't got no rings Spreadin' for whatever like

01:27:08.800 --> 01:27:10.779
it ain't no thing Walkin' through the club like

01:27:10.779 --> 01:27:14.279
my shit don't change, change We on fire, we on

01:27:14.279 --> 01:27:18.239
fire, we on fire, we on fire We on fire, we on

01:27:18.239 --> 01:27:22.800
fire, we on fire Boy, you know that We don't

01:27:22.800 --> 01:27:26.859
have to kick it tonight Let's party, baby, let's

01:27:26.859 --> 01:27:49.180
get it started, baby And I know we gon' kick

01:27:49.180 --> 01:27:53.079
it tonight if it is like that. Ooh, who taught

01:27:53.079 --> 01:27:57.199
you how to dance like that? And ooh, who taught

01:27:57.199 --> 01:28:01.220
you how to move it like that? Yeah, ooh, I love

01:28:01.220 --> 01:28:04.699
it when you do it like that. And I know we gon'

01:28:04.800 --> 01:28:43.829
kick it tonight if it is like that. What up,

01:28:43.829 --> 01:28:46.069
Amber and Hank? Oh, geez, I'm going to die. What's

01:28:46.069 --> 01:28:48.310
up, buddy? How are you? Are you doing good, buddy?

01:28:49.069 --> 01:28:52.409
Yes, I am. I just swam, so I'm ready to get the

01:28:52.409 --> 01:28:54.840
sugar. But first, we've got to do the opening

01:28:54.840 --> 01:28:58.359
production. Are you ready to start? Yes, buddy.

01:28:58.760 --> 01:29:02.760
Let's go. You're listening to The Hammer and

01:29:02.760 --> 01:29:42.570
Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppy. Not

01:29:42.570 --> 01:29:45.670
bad, man. How are you? I've been pretty good.

01:29:45.989 --> 01:29:47.510
What you been up to? I haven't talked to you

01:29:47.510 --> 01:29:53.869
in like 10 days. I've been busy. What you been

01:29:53.869 --> 01:30:00.899
busy with? Must work. That sounds very boring.

01:30:01.100 --> 01:30:05.439
Is it boring or is it good busy? It's an extremely

01:30:05.439 --> 01:30:09.680
boring night, I'm afraid. If you want to leave

01:30:09.680 --> 01:30:15.159
us a voice note, 856 -494 -6773. We got a comment

01:30:15.159 --> 01:30:17.619
here. Hammer and Hank, I've been a fan of you

01:30:17.619 --> 01:30:20.899
since you were on Mancow's morning show on Wild

01:30:20.899 --> 01:30:25.600
107. Keep up the good work. So that's our listener

01:30:25.600 --> 01:30:30.239
comment. I like. Ah, Hammer Hank, what is your

01:30:30.239 --> 01:30:34.760
radio memory this week? My radio memory this

01:30:34.760 --> 01:30:40.460
week is when I got to get to attend my first

01:30:40.460 --> 01:30:43.319
radio promotion in Modesto. Let's just say she

01:30:43.319 --> 01:30:49.619
called 97 FM, KSJQ, way back in 1985. What did

01:30:49.619 --> 01:30:54.140
you do there? I danced with a girl named Laura.

01:30:54.520 --> 01:31:01.520
Oh, yeah. And I got to win some prizes like water

01:31:01.520 --> 01:31:04.439
slide passes. Unfortunately, I didn't get to

01:31:04.439 --> 01:31:06.779
use them. Oh, that sucks. I wonder if they can

01:31:06.779 --> 01:31:11.760
still be used 40 years later. Ah, hammer and

01:31:11.760 --> 01:31:17.800
ink. I saw it. I want to ask you. So now, this

01:31:17.800 --> 01:31:20.359
is the big brother in me, even though you're

01:31:20.359 --> 01:31:22.159
older. Older than me, but like 30 years. This

01:31:22.159 --> 01:31:24.239
is the big brother in me, or maybe 25 years.

01:31:24.340 --> 01:31:26.199
This is the big brother in me taking care of

01:31:26.199 --> 01:31:29.979
you. You know I adore you. You know I decline

01:31:29.979 --> 01:31:33.000
podcast requests every month because people want

01:31:33.000 --> 01:31:35.020
to do video and I don't do video and I don't

01:31:35.020 --> 01:31:37.539
want to talk about my career. So I'm kind of

01:31:37.539 --> 01:31:40.359
a man of mystery, Hank. I only do this show in

01:31:40.359 --> 01:31:44.119
my show hoppy hour. Now, I want to ask you...

01:31:44.329 --> 01:31:47.770
Because I'm your dog. I'm your guy. I'm not patting

01:31:47.770 --> 01:31:49.390
myself on the back. I'm just saying I take pride

01:31:49.390 --> 01:31:52.369
in being your dude. Cameron, Hank, why do you

01:31:52.369 --> 01:31:59.350
think Wild 94 .9 is against you? Because I have

01:31:59.350 --> 01:32:02.829
mild autism. Did they say something or are you

01:32:02.829 --> 01:32:08.430
assuming? I'm assuming. Hank, I love you more

01:32:08.430 --> 01:32:13.649
than anything. I never had a sibling. You're

01:32:13.649 --> 01:32:17.840
like the brother I never had. Now, were they

01:32:17.840 --> 01:32:21.460
busting your balls maybe 25 years ago, a quarter

01:32:21.460 --> 01:32:24.619
century ago? Yeah. Elvis probably crossed the

01:32:24.619 --> 01:32:27.060
line a little bit too much, but Hank, I don't

01:32:27.060 --> 01:32:29.920
think, I think they're too busy trying to figure

01:32:29.920 --> 01:32:32.359
out how to get the ratings up. I don't think

01:32:32.359 --> 01:32:34.520
they're making, I think you're good, bud. And

01:32:34.520 --> 01:32:38.880
if they are, screw them. Yeah. But I don't think

01:32:38.880 --> 01:32:41.039
they're doing that. What made you think that?

01:32:42.939 --> 01:32:49.159
Because, uh, You know, I was bullied for a bit

01:32:49.159 --> 01:32:51.819
when I was on the party crew by the party crew

01:32:51.819 --> 01:32:54.760
members. You were what? On the party crew? Bullied.

01:32:54.920 --> 01:33:00.079
When? What year was this? I think it was 1998.

01:33:01.300 --> 01:33:05.859
Hanky. That was 28 years ago. So, if Facebook

01:33:05.859 --> 01:33:09.920
was around in 1998, I would get it. I would say

01:33:09.920 --> 01:33:14.260
you're fine, Hank. I'm telling you, radio is

01:33:14.260 --> 01:33:17.460
so terrible, though, that they actually need

01:33:17.460 --> 01:33:22.100
someone. I wish radio was good again. It's not

01:33:22.100 --> 01:33:24.239
going to happen when I hired to buy in all the

01:33:24.239 --> 01:33:27.060
stations 25 years ago. I just wanted to see what

01:33:27.060 --> 01:33:31.579
that post was about. I was sitting at my computer

01:33:31.579 --> 01:33:33.920
in my studio, and I was like, what is Hank talking

01:33:33.920 --> 01:33:38.479
about? Hank, what is your radio memory of the

01:33:38.479 --> 01:33:43.869
league? Why don't you talk about it? Oh, that's

01:33:43.869 --> 01:33:46.869
right. You don't have another one? I don't know

01:33:46.869 --> 01:33:52.210
why... Do you know the dog's house? Yeah. We're

01:33:52.210 --> 01:33:56.630
nominated for the Bay Area Radio Hall of Fame.

01:33:57.310 --> 01:33:59.470
Do you think you have a chance to make it in?

01:34:00.970 --> 01:34:05.970
Probably not. What are you... Whoa! Whoa! What

01:34:05.970 --> 01:34:08.350
an endorsement from one of the legendary cast

01:34:08.350 --> 01:34:10.779
members. Why? Do you think it's because... Because...

01:34:10.779 --> 01:34:15.899
Why? Competition. Well, you guys are the biggest

01:34:15.899 --> 01:34:19.859
show ever. Who else is going in? Who else is

01:34:19.859 --> 01:34:23.119
on the list of candidates for San Francisco Radio?

01:34:24.460 --> 01:34:28.739
One of the people I worked with when I was at

01:34:28.739 --> 01:34:33.100
KCRH, Aaron Axelson. I've heard of him. Live

01:34:33.100 --> 01:34:38.060
105, yes. I've heard of him. And Big Von. Mm

01:34:38.060 --> 01:34:41.220
-hmm. I think the doghouse will get in. If they

01:34:41.220 --> 01:34:43.760
don't, it's because they were edgy and people

01:34:43.760 --> 01:34:49.640
did not like that. I hope we get it, though.

01:34:50.460 --> 01:34:53.720
Don't we all? We hope we get it. I don't know

01:34:53.720 --> 01:34:55.840
what that means. Everett Hank, how was your recent

01:34:55.840 --> 01:34:59.319
appearance on Jeff Fife's radio show, The Woody

01:34:59.319 --> 01:35:04.020
Show? Extremely good. We did another round of

01:35:04.020 --> 01:35:10.060
Woody Show Crossfire. Oh, no. What did you guys

01:35:10.060 --> 01:35:11.859
talk about? It was good. What did you guys do?

01:35:13.039 --> 01:35:17.220
We talked about things in news. My upcoming San

01:35:17.220 --> 01:35:19.960
Jose Giants National Anthem audition. I mean,

01:35:19.960 --> 01:35:24.340
performance. I'm sorry. You're good. And also,

01:35:24.520 --> 01:35:31.239
the fact that I wrote on there for the Bay Area

01:35:31.239 --> 01:35:35.100
Radio Hall of Fame. Hammer and hang. I think

01:35:35.100 --> 01:35:37.239
if they get into the Hall of Fame, you need to

01:35:37.239 --> 01:35:41.949
go up there and pull a stunt. Stick it to him.

01:35:42.210 --> 01:35:43.970
Right now, you're a classy guy. You wouldn't

01:35:43.970 --> 01:35:46.710
do that. I wouldn't. I would go up there and

01:35:46.710 --> 01:35:50.430
just bitch slap Elvis. Ah, Hank, we need some

01:35:50.430 --> 01:35:53.510
humor right now. We need to laugh a little bit.

01:35:53.750 --> 01:35:57.109
Are you ready for the jokes if I hit the music?

01:35:58.329 --> 01:36:01.090
Yes. All right, one second. Hank's joke hitting

01:36:01.090 --> 01:36:03.630
like a trumpet from the trunk. Punch lines cracking

01:36:03.630 --> 01:36:06.949
louder than a cat. No punk sign. Hobby ride shotgun

01:36:06.949 --> 01:36:28.159
with oak truck. Why do I always bring my phone

01:36:28.159 --> 01:36:32.439
charger with me? Why? Because living before 20

01:36:32.439 --> 01:36:40.399
% value feels illegal. Why do I look in the mirror

01:36:40.399 --> 01:36:44.359
before leaving the house? Why? Because I like

01:36:44.359 --> 01:36:50.539
one chance to lower my expectations. Why do I

01:36:50.539 --> 01:36:56.659
keep those old cables? Why? Because one day I

01:36:56.659 --> 01:37:06.029
might find out what to go. I picked the longest

01:37:06.029 --> 01:37:11.029
check online. Why? Because I have gift for bad

01:37:11.029 --> 01:37:15.609
timing. Next. Why did I stare at the menu for

01:37:15.609 --> 01:37:19.050
10 minutes? Why? I stared at the menu for 10

01:37:19.050 --> 01:37:21.729
minutes. I'm sorry. Here again. Because I enjoy

01:37:21.729 --> 01:37:27.649
ordering the same thing every time. Why do I

01:37:27.649 --> 01:37:33.579
keep hitting snooze? Why? Because. my bed is

01:37:33.579 --> 01:37:42.300
better negotiated than I am. Wow, mouthful. Why

01:37:42.300 --> 01:37:45.180
do I get nervous when someone says, can I ask

01:37:45.180 --> 01:37:49.920
you a question? Because it's a cop? Because it

01:37:49.920 --> 01:37:55.260
never ends with winning the lottery. Why do I

01:37:55.260 --> 01:37:59.939
walk into the kitchen so often? Why? Because

01:37:59.939 --> 01:38:20.260
boredom and hunger were Why do you love free

01:38:20.260 --> 01:38:31.779
samples? Right now, you can't hear it because

01:38:31.779 --> 01:38:35.659
you're on Zoom. What do you think I'm playing?

01:38:38.060 --> 01:38:40.979
What do you think I'm playing? You can't hear

01:38:40.979 --> 01:38:44.659
it on Zoom. What music is this? Yeah! Breakdown

01:38:44.659 --> 01:38:54.840
Javis! How's that going, bud? What are you talking

01:38:54.840 --> 01:38:57.079
about there? What are you learning about Javis?

01:38:57.640 --> 01:39:07.220
Marriage? it can be adultery. Half the people

01:39:07.220 --> 01:39:12.380
on the radio know. I wonder if I was married,

01:39:12.439 --> 01:39:15.880
but unfortunately I'll never be able to. Why

01:39:15.880 --> 01:39:17.500
can't I get married? That's okay. Wait, wait,

01:39:17.859 --> 01:39:22.060
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Pump the brakes.

01:39:22.100 --> 01:39:28.960
Why can't Hank get married? Because I still haven't

01:39:28.960 --> 01:39:36.319
found what I'm I know there's no video to this

01:39:36.319 --> 01:39:39.000
show, but the video of Hank singing was adorable.

01:39:40.119 --> 01:39:42.560
You're just the best, dude. You always cheer

01:39:42.560 --> 01:39:45.220
me up. Hank, it's 11 minutes and 11 seconds.

01:39:45.579 --> 01:39:47.899
We're going to manifest that hot piece of ass

01:39:47.899 --> 01:39:52.039
Latino wife of yours, okay? All right. She'll

01:39:52.039 --> 01:39:55.859
be saying, oh, God. It's getting a little dirty

01:39:55.859 --> 01:39:58.560
here. I have her at Hank. If I hit the music,

01:39:58.560 --> 01:40:40.319
are you ready for trivia? Yes. Watch this. Alright

01:40:40.319 --> 01:40:46.319
Hank, what do you got? Top ten adult contemporary

01:40:46.319 --> 01:40:50.840
hit records. You're so vague. Way back in the

01:40:50.840 --> 01:40:54.319
mid -70s. I know this song. You probably think

01:40:54.319 --> 01:40:56.659
this song is about you. But I don't know who

01:40:56.659 --> 01:41:01.000
sings it. Who is it? Cher? Marley Simon. That

01:41:01.000 --> 01:41:05.140
hot piece of ass. Anybody else? That's it for

01:41:05.140 --> 01:41:09.859
this week. Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm going to ask

01:41:09.859 --> 01:41:13.699
you. This is a daytime talk show that you would

01:41:13.699 --> 01:41:17.359
love to be a guest of. Mm -hmm. Definitely the

01:41:17.359 --> 01:41:20.960
Jennifer Hudson show. Oh, he's hot. I'd bring

01:41:20.960 --> 01:41:23.119
her the ruckus. Would you bring her the ruckus,

01:41:23.119 --> 01:41:28.760
Hank? Because I want to talk about my long and

01:41:28.760 --> 01:41:33.920
storied radio career. Mm -hmm. Any other shows

01:41:33.920 --> 01:41:35.680
you want to go on? You can't go on Kelly Clarkson

01:41:35.680 --> 01:41:39.579
or Sherry Shepard anymore. Nope, because those

01:41:39.579 --> 01:41:42.220
shows were unfortunately canceled. Is there a

01:41:42.220 --> 01:41:44.739
ratings retail? Oh, Kelly Clarkson was covered.

01:41:44.939 --> 01:41:47.920
Oh, baby daddy died. Henry and Hank, let's have

01:41:47.920 --> 01:41:50.060
some positive vibes. Are you ready for Buddy

01:41:50.060 --> 01:41:54.439
of the Week? Yes. One second. Maybe turn it up

01:41:54.439 --> 01:41:59.779
in the club. Yeah. Tune in to the show. It's

01:41:59.779 --> 01:42:02.760
Hammer and Hank. Autistic genius always keeping

01:42:02.760 --> 01:42:07.239
it dang. Henry Oaks on the mic. One call for

01:42:07.239 --> 01:42:09.859
the buddies. We just haven't seen. That's right.

01:42:18.859 --> 01:42:23.260
What? The Woody Show. The Woody Show? Yeah. I

01:42:23.260 --> 01:42:25.939
like Jeff Fife and Jason McMurray. Those are

01:42:25.939 --> 01:42:30.279
their real names. Woody and Menace. Yeah. The

01:42:30.279 --> 01:42:32.720
guy that won't talk to me. They take care of

01:42:32.720 --> 01:42:35.640
me very, very, very good. They what? Very good?

01:42:36.060 --> 01:42:38.880
They take care of me very, very, very good. Oh,

01:42:38.880 --> 01:42:41.779
that's good. Don't forget about me when you make

01:42:41.779 --> 01:42:45.560
it big time, bud. And also you. Ah, whatever.

01:42:45.699 --> 01:42:47.819
You're my buddy of the week also, buddy. Ah,

01:42:47.819 --> 01:42:53.039
man. Chopped liver. Aye, bloody chef. I'm seeing

01:42:53.039 --> 01:42:56.119
this co -worker of mine. She always dresses down

01:42:56.119 --> 01:42:58.159
in the office, and I'm looking at Instagram.

01:42:58.420 --> 01:43:00.680
Oh, my God. She's at this, like, pool party?

01:43:00.880 --> 01:43:03.479
Oh, my God. I know it's a visual, and no one

01:43:03.479 --> 01:43:05.680
can see it, but that is just... Do you ever see

01:43:05.680 --> 01:43:07.319
that, Hank, whenever you're on social media,

01:43:07.479 --> 01:43:09.439
and you need to stop what you're doing when you

01:43:09.439 --> 01:43:15.800
see a video of just hot -ass girls? Yep. You

01:43:15.800 --> 01:43:18.529
probably spanked her, too. You're like... Smurfette,

01:43:18.750 --> 01:43:21.010
give me five minutes. I'm kidding, I love you.

01:43:21.970 --> 01:43:27.510
How was your breakfast? I had a ham and cheese

01:43:27.510 --> 01:43:33.170
omelette, hash browns, one sausage link, orange

01:43:33.170 --> 01:43:36.569
juice, and coffee. Wow, that's going to be a

01:43:36.569 --> 01:43:39.949
big dump later. At the Norman C. Cash Rally.

01:43:40.689 --> 01:43:43.109
Hey, goodbye at the music. Are you ready for

01:43:43.109 --> 01:43:46.159
brick in the news? I don't have a... I don't

01:43:46.159 --> 01:43:49.380
have a prick this week. How dare you? I'm kidding.

01:43:49.479 --> 01:43:52.399
You put it in the prep. You silly goose, you.

01:43:53.399 --> 01:43:56.520
My prick of the week. I decided last night not

01:43:56.520 --> 01:43:59.979
to do one this week. You were so good, dude.

01:44:00.539 --> 01:44:02.420
It would have been a good prick of the week.

01:44:02.479 --> 01:44:04.239
We all would have been laughing, but it's all

01:44:04.239 --> 01:44:11.720
good. Hammer and Hank, anything else? Hammer

01:44:11.720 --> 01:44:14.279
and Hank. Henry Oakley. Because people... Some

01:44:14.279 --> 01:44:16.779
people like me, some people don't. Oh, the people

01:44:16.779 --> 01:44:19.399
that don't like you can kiss my ass. There's

01:44:19.399 --> 01:44:21.340
plenty of people. People who don't like me would

01:44:21.340 --> 01:44:25.479
kiss my butt. Oh, yeah. There's plenty of people

01:44:25.479 --> 01:44:27.359
that don't like me and some of them are listening

01:44:27.359 --> 01:44:29.640
right now. Guess what? We're wedding because

01:44:29.640 --> 01:44:33.159
you're listening. Ha ha. Anyway, anything else,

01:44:33.180 --> 01:44:37.880
Hank? I used to watch Popeye cartoons way back

01:44:37.880 --> 01:44:42.779
in the early 80s. One of the first DVDs I ever

01:44:42.779 --> 01:44:47.989
got. In 2003 when DVDs came out. You remember

01:44:47.989 --> 01:44:50.010
like when you'd go to the local grocery store

01:44:50.010 --> 01:44:51.869
and you could get one of those DVDs for like

01:44:51.869 --> 01:44:54.170
99 cents and it had all the cartoons from that

01:44:54.170 --> 01:44:58.770
era? Yep. I had the Popeye CD and the Superman,

01:44:58.890 --> 01:45:05.170
the original cartoon. Mm -hmm. I love Popeye.

01:45:05.229 --> 01:45:07.729
The movie was terrible. The live action film

01:45:07.729 --> 01:45:10.909
was horrendous. The cartoon was much better than

01:45:10.909 --> 01:45:14.819
the movie. Mm -hmm. Today on Hoppy Hour, I talked

01:45:14.819 --> 01:45:17.640
about ghosting and women that ghost, and I began

01:45:17.640 --> 01:45:19.960
the show by playing Casper the Friendly Ghost,

01:45:20.199 --> 01:45:23.079
the song. Remember that cartoon? It was Radio

01:45:23.079 --> 01:45:26.000
Hilarity. Hammer and Hank. Remember that cartoon?

01:45:26.300 --> 01:45:29.659
Yeah, it was a good cartoon. That's a very good

01:45:29.659 --> 01:45:32.539
cartoon, buddy. Is there anything else on the

01:45:32.539 --> 01:45:37.119
mind of Hammer and Hank? Then it just about does

01:45:37.119 --> 01:45:40.579
it. All right. Let me hit the music. Oh, wrong

01:45:40.579 --> 01:45:44.979
music. Let me hit this right here. hammer and

01:45:44.979 --> 01:45:50.819
egg what is on your mind to wrap up episode 55

01:45:50.819 --> 01:45:55.939
of the hammer and egg show don't give up on your

01:45:55.939 --> 01:46:00.180
goals always stay focused and sometimes or maybe

01:46:00.180 --> 01:46:03.840
someday your wishes will come true and I'll see

01:46:03.840 --> 01:46:08.560
you real soon peace in your hood bye egg peace

01:46:08.560 --> 01:46:15.319
in your hood mmm I got it. And there he goes

01:46:15.319 --> 01:46:18.819
on Zoom. The man, the myth, the legend. And if

01:46:18.819 --> 01:46:22.640
you're mean to him, you're a douchebag. Bye.

01:46:44.750 --> 01:46:47.050
Ryan hopped in the spot, radio waves hittin'

01:46:47.050 --> 01:46:49.510
hard like a chef with a pot Farewell, hammer

01:46:49.510 --> 01:46:52.149
and hang, gotta close up the show Legend in the

01:46:52.149 --> 01:46:55.029
booth where the vibes used to flow Autism warrior,

01:46:55.130 --> 01:46:57.829
always runnin' the glow But all good things gotta

01:46:57.829 --> 01:47:00.390
let the curtain go Slow down, spittin' truth

01:47:00.390 --> 01:47:02.970
with his unique grind Thoughts intertwined like

01:47:02.970 --> 01:47:05.729
graffiti on the line Ryan on the mic, Henry's

01:47:05.729 --> 01:47:08.510
rhythm divine They the blueprint, every beat

01:47:08.510 --> 01:47:10.859
they design Static in the speakers where the

01:47:10.859 --> 01:47:13.300
laughter used to ride. Hank led the show with

01:47:13.300 --> 01:47:15.760
that beautiful pride. Autism didn't stop him,

01:47:15.779 --> 01:47:19.500
not amplified. Hammer and Hank forever immortalized.

01:47:19.640 --> 01:47:21.819
Farewell Hammer and Hank, gotta close up the

01:47:21.819 --> 01:47:24.260
show. Legend in the booth where the vibes used

01:47:24.260 --> 01:47:27.239
to flow. Autism warrior always running the glow.

01:47:27.359 --> 01:48:12.359
But That's the ultimate. Farewell Hammer and

01:48:12.359 --> 01:48:14.979
Hank Gotta close up the show Legend in the booth

01:48:14.979 --> 01:48:18.020
Where the vibes used to flow Autism warrior Always

01:48:18.020 --> 01:48:20.659
running the glow But all good things Gotta let

01:48:20.659 --> 01:48:33.300
the curtain go slow Radio gate never goes He

01:48:33.300 --> 01:48:35.659
a host with the stars Harry Oaks and Ryan Hoff

01:48:35.659 --> 01:48:38.619
Lightning never lost Puzzle piece crown Man is

01:48:38.619 --> 01:49:06.770
doomed But the boss City Mr. Hey, what's up,

01:49:06.810 --> 01:49:09.649
guys? It's Ryan Hoppe here. I host the award

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01:49:22.670 --> 01:49:24.750
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01:49:28.510 --> 01:49:31.609
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01:49:31.609 --> 01:49:36.100
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and going. But let's hear from Hammerin' Hank,

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which you can hear the Hammerin' Hank show with

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up Hammerin, H -A -M -M -E -R -I -N Hank show

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and check it out on his podcast feed. People

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with autism are often treated like they are different.

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Believe me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but

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my buddies may have known me as Hammer and Hank.

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I was labeled as slow when I started school.

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Come to find out at the age of 12, the doctors

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decided I was autistic. Now at the age of 48,

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I have completed the an associate's degree in

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radio broadcasting, and worked in the San Francisco

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Bay Area as an on -air personality. So yes, I

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am different. People of autism have no needs

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no different than you. Laugh, laugh, love, and

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learn to gain education and join the workforce.

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I did it, and so can anyone else of autism. So

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when you meet someone with autism, don't feel

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sorry for them. Work with them. Find out for

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yourself that autism isn't a disease. is a condition.

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To find out more about autism, please visit Autism

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get down. Made it big, man. Make it change swang.

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Pimps and the players gon' do the damn thing.

01:55:08.449 --> 01:55:11.710
Coming to the club, taking over streets. Taking

01:55:11.710 --> 01:55:14.689
over, man, with the go -down beats. Got them

01:55:14.689 --> 01:55:18.029
on charge, got them on lock. Everywhere we go,

01:55:18.130 --> 01:55:21.050
guaranteed to blow the spot. Messaging some haters,

01:55:21.149 --> 01:55:23.289
trying to say them gators. Oh, well, it's gon'

01:55:23.489 --> 01:55:26.130
blaze you. Nothing is gonna save you. Bets on

01:55:26.130 --> 01:55:29.029
the streets, bets on them beats If you wanna

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bounce, best bet, report to me My city's shot

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-tied, where I put it down Ain't no limit, droppin'

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beats, bout to pile My balls out a lot, cause

01:55:38.149 --> 01:55:40.630
you know I call the shots Stackin' paper like

01:55:40.630 --> 01:55:43.710
them bacon sodas in the pot We got the rimmin',

01:55:43.710 --> 01:55:47.329
we got the drone We got them getting down on

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the floor We got it Dope, dope, dope, dope, we

01:55:50.529 --> 01:56:15.640
be doing dope Dope, dope, dope, dope, we be I

01:56:15.640 --> 01:56:22.520
ain't even drivin', I'm just parkin' live, pimpin'

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Slide open the glove, and the man is in the 50s,

01:56:25.300 --> 01:56:40.960
don't fret so much We got the rhythm, we got

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the flow We got the music getting down on the

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floor We got the rhythm, we got the flow Outro

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like them light skin Two at a time, now I'm twinning

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twin -twins With Tony Grey, do like a way of

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talk, broken from the day to the dark People

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Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco

01:59:41.670 --> 01:59:45.430
DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look normal, but the

01:59:45.430 --> 01:59:47.529
truth is, I have a condition known as autism.

01:59:48.149 --> 01:59:50.729
That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.

01:59:51.010 --> 01:59:54.289
That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless

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of who they are. People with autism normally

01:59:56.869 --> 01:59:59.390
have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication

01:59:59.390 --> 02:00:02.750
skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.

02:00:03.229 --> 02:00:06.029
In a recent study, people with autism are less

02:00:06.029 --> 02:00:08.729
likely to have a job and more likely to become

02:00:08.729 --> 02:00:12.029
homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends

02:00:12.029 --> 02:00:15.310
and family, having a college education. I have

02:00:15.310 --> 02:00:17.789
even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as

02:00:17.789 --> 02:00:20.130
an honorary personality for many years. Always

02:00:20.130 --> 02:00:22.109
remember that people with autism want the same

02:00:22.109 --> 02:00:24.970
things as you, to be happy and successful. To

02:00:24.970 --> 02:00:27.869
find out more about autism, please contact your

02:00:27.869 --> 02:00:31.050
local mental health center or visit autismspeech

02:00:31.050 --> 02:00:33.409
.org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate

02:00:33.409 --> 02:00:48.100
your kindness. Do it like my birthday, do it

02:00:48.100 --> 02:00:50.340
like my, do it like my, do it like my, do it

02:00:50.340 --> 02:00:54.079
like my Sagittarius birthday, November 27th Do

02:00:54.079 --> 02:00:56.579
it like that until I, I, I end up in money heaven

02:00:56.579 --> 02:00:58.239
They be thinkin' they be claimin' and torturin'

02:00:58.279 --> 02:01:00.319
with the bullshit they handin' now To the twist

02:01:00.319 --> 02:01:03.100
to make a wish and blow the candles out Blow

02:01:03.100 --> 02:01:07.000
the candles out, blow the candles out Sagittarius

02:01:07.000 --> 02:01:09.880
birthday, November 27th Do it like that until

02:01:09.880 --> 02:01:13.180
I, I, I end up in money heaven Do it like that

02:01:13.180 --> 02:01:15.189
until I, I, I end up in money heaven We'll be

02:01:15.189 --> 02:02:12.369
right back. Ella, ay, I'm an Ella When I get

02:02:12.369 --> 02:02:15.470
done, she gon' bring me macheta It's just the

02:02:15.470 --> 02:02:18.890
beginning, it only gets better Now where my hat

02:02:18.890 --> 02:02:21.909
at? Now where my shirt at? You never knew it

02:02:21.909 --> 02:02:24.750
like the last day of earth And if you really

02:02:24.750 --> 02:02:27.810
want to spill on the deal You sound like a mug,

02:02:27.989 --> 02:02:30.869
yeah, I'm in the mood Do it like my birthday,

02:02:30.989 --> 02:02:35.470
do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday,

02:02:35.609 --> 02:02:46.270
do it like my birthday Got this bad new Gucci

02:02:46.270 --> 02:02:49.289
bag matchin' Gucci pumps Shoes matchin' the belt,

02:02:49.390 --> 02:02:52.029
skirt matchin' the blouse Chain matchin' the

02:02:52.029 --> 02:02:54.789
rack, yeah, I'm doin' my thing Got, got so many

02:02:54.789 --> 02:02:57.850
haters, why is so many hatin'? Sick like a mental

02:02:57.850 --> 02:03:00.210
patient, I floss like a dentist patient This

02:03:00.210 --> 02:03:02.430
shit testin' my patience, this shit workin' my

02:03:02.430 --> 02:03:04.829
nerves I'm gettin' spendin' that money like a

02:03:04.829 --> 02:03:07.289
church in the days Layin' on gator skin, blowin'

02:03:07.289 --> 02:03:12.390
trish in the wind Just like, yeah, yeah Whoppin'

02:03:12.390 --> 02:03:14.729
those tags, these diesels bustin' the tag I'm

02:03:14.729 --> 02:03:16.859
a winner When I'm goin' hard to get up, goin'

02:03:17.060 --> 02:03:19.840
mad top Models all around me, so I'm buyin' up

02:03:19.840 --> 02:03:22.800
the bomb I'm a hood star, and I'm partin' like

02:03:22.800 --> 02:03:25.500
a rock star I'm better on lean, got my pick,

02:03:25.579 --> 02:03:28.159
game meanin' You can't upgrade me, mommy, I'm

02:03:28.159 --> 02:03:30.819
the guap, rich mean right Do it like, I'm doin'

02:03:30.840 --> 02:03:33.260
like, I'm doin' like, I'm doin' like I do it,

02:03:33.319 --> 02:03:35.720
I do it, I do it, I do it like my birthday I

02:03:35.720 --> 02:03:38.920
do it every day, I do it like my birthday I do

02:03:38.920 --> 02:03:43.340
it, I do it, I do it like my birthday That's

02:03:43.340 --> 02:04:06.920
what we say around here I do it like my birthday

02:04:06.920 --> 02:04:49.890
I do it like it hurts We'll be right back. Tick

02:04:49.890 --> 02:04:52.090
-tock, clock's a -jookin', playin' cool breaks

02:04:52.090 --> 02:04:54.229
Copy's out, we're almost done, feels like robbery

02:04:54.229 --> 02:04:56.949
in banks Tryin' hoppy on the mic, droppin' wisdom

02:04:56.949 --> 02:04:59.329
through streams Syndicated sorrow, now it's time

02:04:59.329 --> 02:05:02.170
to shatter dreams Oh, the hobby hour, it's gonna

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feel close Radio hits, made it like a Wilson

02:05:05.329 --> 02:05:08.550
Rose Laughter and joy, dissolvin' in the air

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But we'll keep the rhythm, oh, life's just so

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unfair The laughter's growin' dim Eardrums mixin'

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hoppy like fingers without rings VHX to FM, shoutouts

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hit the street But soon the sound will vanish

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like shadows in the heat The hoppy hour is comin'

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to a close Radio waves fakin' like a wilton rose

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Laughter and joy dissolvin' in the air But we'll

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keep the rhythm, oh life's just so unfair Phone

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lines buzzin' but the laughter's growin' dim

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Eardrums mixin' hoppy like fingers without rings

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and hoppy like figures without brains. G -H -X

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to F -M. Shadows hit the street, but soon the

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sound will vanish like shadows in the heat. Oh,

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the hoppy hour is coming too close. Radio waves

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fading like a wilting rose. Laughter and joy

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dissolving in the air will keep the rhythm going.

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Like clockwork to a show Now it's time to face

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the silence Like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held

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the mic With humor so divine The void left in

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our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty

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speakers silenced by the coming to an end Like

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a rollercoaster stopping round a river's bend

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Hoppy's jokes and backseats are daily grind Now

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silence flowers and the thoughts we can't rewind

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Oh the Hoppy Hour It's just so unfair It's just

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so unfair And like that, he's gone. He probably

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had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

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all I smell is poop. I'll kick you a little and

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we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.

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Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes

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our broadcast day. Good night and God bless America.

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Door is closing.