June 8, 2026

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What up? How are you? Man, it is very much a

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Monday. Stay in the studio. We got to press this

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button right here. And now, back to the Hoppy

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Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Attention,

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FM DJs, your morning show prep begins now. Loud.

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aggressive, and those are his good qualities.

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A sick person with a powerful tool. Welcome to

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Happy Hours. Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan

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Hoppy's mom and you're listening to Hoppy Hour.

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Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes,

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now. What? No, no, no, no. If I hit this button,

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boom, the whole program's going to start. Okay,

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we'll hit it. All right. man was so big. Now

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for something completely different. Hoppy Hour

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starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This

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is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. We the hottest ultra

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-bottest competition Microscopic never copied

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on that giant rolling weed Up now we flying H

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-O -P -P -E H -O -P -P -E H -O -P -P -E H -O

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-P -P -E I'm your host, Ryan Hoppy. 856 -49 -HOPPY.

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That's 856 -494 -6773. You tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio

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and you can always email me. RyanHoppyRadio at

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gmail .com. I say this every day, but I actually

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was not going to record today. I was going to

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go get my car looked at. I needed to get my oil

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changed and whatnot. But I push that back for

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Friday. Because then I can have a three -day

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weekend, and I'll probably end up recording on

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Friday anyway. A little addicted to recording

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here. It gives me a purpose. Oh, man, waking

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up in the morning, I mean, I know I'm sleeping

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in, so you everyday hard -working average Joe

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and Jane, you're probably going, oh, dude, you

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don't get up at five. I do it occasionally, but,

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man, even just getting up in the morning, dude,

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you're still comfortable in your cab. You're

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laying down. You're going to go face the day

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and be around jackass drivers and all of that.

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Oh, I'm in such a Monday mood that I forgot about

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this. So we do this every Monday. And if this

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is the first time you've heard my show, we do

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something called the case. On the Mondays! Hey,

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guys. What's up, G? Wanna go to Chachki's? Get

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some coffee? Oh, it's a little early. I gotta

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get out of here. I think I'm gonna lose it. Uh

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-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the

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Mundus. One more time. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's

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got a case of the Mundus. And again. Uh -oh.

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Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mundus.

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And finally. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got

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a case of the Mundus. Let me ask you something.

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When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling

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real well, does anyone ever say to you, sounds

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like someone has a case of the Mondays? No, man.

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No. No, man. That is... Shit, no, man. I believe

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you get your ass kicked saying something like

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that, man. I am. Got so much to get into. For

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all the info on my show, you can go to riothobbyradio

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.com. R -Y -A -N -H -O -B -B -E radio. All right,

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let's see what's going on with Instagram. I love

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this here. I am convinced that boozy badass is

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probably gay. He's always into something. This

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dude's always talking bad about gay people. That

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makes you wonder if he wants penis or some type

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of something, man. I don't care. I was talking

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to my friend the other day. I don't care. I don't

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want to think about you guys having sex. But

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whatever gets your rocks off and makes you happy,

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go for it. Come at it. It's Lil Boosie doubling

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down on banning trans people from his pool party.

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And to be honest, you're doing them a favor because

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your pool party would probably be full of douchebags.

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So you're not really hurting them. For everybody

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going, that's about me not wanting at my party.

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It's the same thing if they say no alcohol in

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the building. Oh, Todd. But you're not drunk.

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Whatever we chicken for, it's the same thing

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as people saying, you got to bring clear bags.

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He's a weird guy, man. Comparing clear bags to

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someone wanting to be another gender. Got it.

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It's the same thing when you go in a restaurant

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and they say, no rips in the jeans. Totally similar

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to that, dude. You know, that's happening. He

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goes like, no boo. And they're like, nah, dude,

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you ain't trusting us. No hats on. These people

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own this establishment and certain things they

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don't go for. Oh, really? You totally want to

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be around a trans. The more you're against it,

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the more you want it. It's the same thing. But

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now you want to say you're gay. All right, if

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they're gay, they're gay. How does it affect

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your life, boozy badass? Has it affected your

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career? No, you're the reason your career went

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down. Because you're a moron. Yeah, if they want

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to be gay, go at it. Plow each other. Maybe we

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should fight for straight rights. That is. You

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can't even say, you can't even go against. Yeah,

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because it's human rights. You know, the thing

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you are, the way you are. Oh, but you're just

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such a badass, boozy. You can't even, you can't

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even go against, against it if you. Yeah, because

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you shouldn't really be going against it if that's

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what they want to do. Mm -hmm. Let them. I'm

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not with it. You can't. Here's a little more.

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Can't even go against it. Y 'all get that offensive.

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Yeah, it's pretty rude, dude. Especially when

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you were the one that was trying to hire your

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teenage son to prostitute. You're no saint. I

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got real players, real players, real balls. Oh,

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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I got

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gangsters. Listen, boozy pants. If they were

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so badass, you wouldn't have to tell everybody.

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I mean. Shut up. Football people. NBA people.

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Oh, yeah. Football people. You sound real ignorant.

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Attorneys. Oh, such high rulers. I'm sure they're

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with you for your riveting personality. Oh, rappers.

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Oh, yeah. I would expect that. Hookers. You know,

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that's my establishment. Oh, is it really? Is

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it your establishment? Man, you're insufferable.

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Aren't you the one that did the song Zoom? Everybody

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in the club likes Zoom. Zoom, Zoom, Zoom. Was

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it him? Yeah, it was really bad. Everybody in

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the club likes Zoom. Zoom, Zoom, Zoom, Zoom.

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If I'm not going for it, I'm not going for it.

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I did. He's a weird guy. This fucking world is

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out of control. I think you're out of control,

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dude. Why do you care? You're talking about Carol

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Williams painting nails. You're talking about

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this. Deep down, you probably want a guy to plow

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you. Deep down, you just want that meat. There's

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something to it, dude. You're obsessed. That's

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all you're talking about. Because you're a bully.

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It's safe. I think your career is set. You peaked

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when you went zoom, zoom, zoom. Oh, what do we

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got here? Let's see here. Oh, here's Matthew

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McConaughey. All right, all right, all right.

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Here he is reflecting on what he realized at

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eight years old that made him want to be a father.

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The only thing I ever knew in life I wanted to

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be. was a father. And it is because I remember

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when I was eight years old, my dad was a big

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yes sir and no sir man. So he would introduce

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me to his friends, right? And I would always,

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as an eight year old, looking up from four, five,

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six, seven, eight years old, shake their hand.

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Yes, sir. Nice to meet you, sir. Nice to meet

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you. And what hit me at eight years old was that

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all of those men whose hands I was shaking called

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them sir. They were dads. They were fathers.

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All right, there you go. Yeah, I know that intro.

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I like sleeping in. I'm good. Here's what really

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Donald thinks of Trump, man. Her and Trump just

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need to bang already. They deep down love each

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other. But you've never been afraid to use your

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voice and speak out, which I really commend about

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you. If you grew up in New York, you knew he

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was an asshole and a liar from day one. And I

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am 64 years old and my whole life here. So I

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remember when his planes were repossessed off

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the runways at LaGuardia. I remember when he

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was broke. I remember when he would call up places

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and pretend to be his own publicist. He is a

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con man. He is a narcissist. And he is a psychopath,

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if you ask me. I would say you're the same thing.

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Just the male, the female. Well, you kind of

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look like a male. But the female version of him.

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Bianca Sensori wished her husband Kanye West.

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Yay. Happy birthday. I love you more than anything.

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It's so cute. It's so funny how much he looks

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like Kamala. Here's Donald Trump going off and

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he cuts off his interview with Welker Short.

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I guess it was a short interview with Welker.

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I think it's appropriate that they have an election

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and five days later, they're nowhere close to

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picking. Local officials acknowledge they are

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slow. They're urging. No, they're crooked. They're

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urging the votes to be counted quickly. That's

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how they vote in California. They're crooked

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just like you're crooked. Your press is crooked.

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Man, he is just an absolute derp. Press is crooked.

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To be fair, I'm not crooked. Really? Well, you

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play right into their hands. He is so orange,

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it's just disgusting. You're either crooked or

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you're stupid. You play right into their hands

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with this crap. Can you imagine a president back

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in the day saying that? He's a baby. You know.

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He's an 80 -year -old baby. That these elections

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are rigged. Your network. Oh, so if it's rigged,

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then did you ever really win? He knows that they're

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rigged. Do you know that I won an election in

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a landslide? Yeah, so it was rigged, dummy. And

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I got 94 % bad press. Yeah, so it was rigged,

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dummy. You know why I got that? Because you have

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no credibility. All right, he sounds like a good

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guy. Totally didn't bang any 13 -year -olds.

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Because you're a loser! Absolute dirtbag, man.

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I did not mind him like eight years ago. I thought

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he was okay, but he just sounded like, get away

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from me. Here's the comic. Here's Kevin D 'Alaba

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saying how to be irresistible to good women.

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Get your shit together. Have your finances in

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order. Be a man with options. Be a guy that is

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a good friend, a good son. Hey, y 'all want to

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be like that? A good man and that people know

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and respect. Have a good job and let women know

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that, If they want you to pick them and provide

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for them and do right by them, they also have

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to be doing right by you. That is a very good

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point. Sometimes they try to dial it back. It's

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a little annoying, but that's pretty fun. Oh,

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here's Seth Rogen. I used to find so cool. Now

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I find him in several. He smokes weed every day.

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I smoke weed all day. So I would, yeah, I would

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imagine it would be. Worse if I didn't. Every

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day? Yeah. Today? Oh, yeah. That laugh is not

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as cool as it was in 08. Yes, I smoke weed all

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day, every single day since I was 20 years old,

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maybe. Something like that. 20. Yeah. And I've

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been very productive in that time. Oh, yeah,

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I did. Shut up. That's what I've been missing.

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He's a weird guy. I don't like how he ditched

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James Franco. I thought that was your boy. He

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wouldn't piss on us if we were on fire. He's

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looking at me like, shut up, dude. Here's Bonnie

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Blue. She shocks the internet. After confessing

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she has no idea who the father of her own born

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child is. Here's the thing. Oh, he's gross. Here's

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the other one. Bonnie Blue and the other one

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the one that looks like Carmen from the Kelton

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Show anyway remember when she said she was pregnant

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last year and then like they were like patting

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their stomach and it was like the sound of a

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basketball it's so easy for these only fan girls

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to go oh I'm pregnant but then just say it was

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unborn if it was just a publicity stunt anybody

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and everybody's welcome I don't discriminate

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The girl's name was Lily Phillips, the other

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one that was fake pregnant. Anybody and everybody's

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welcome. I don't discriminate. Whether you're

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fat, skinny, small, big dick, anyone. Oh, yeah.

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Out of the 1 ,000 men, there was a lot of barely

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legal boys. Do you not have a problem with the

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fact that they're literally borderline underage?

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No, because they're 18. Man, when a man says

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that, that is crazy. But when a woman says it,

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oh, she's exploring her sexuality. But they're

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still children. Yeah, but they're 18. What if

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you were 17? Well, then no, because that'd be

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illegal. Would you still, if it wasn't on camera?

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No. No, so your limit is 18 years old. But they

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are still. I'd happily take someone on their

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18th birthday. Oh, yeah, you know, give them

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a time of their life and give them an earpiece.

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Like, no problem. How old are you? Because they're

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18, 25. And you don't mind f***ing 18 -year -olds?

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No problem. Do you not think it's damaging to

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them? Oh, so that's where I crotched the line.

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Why would it be damaging to give someone a time

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of their life? Usually they'd have sex, unprotected,

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somebody they don't know. It could be on a one

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-night stand. They've been drinking. Maybe drugs

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are involved. Oh, yeah, totally a lot of drugs.

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Mm -hmm. I wonder how many guys aren't able to

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perform with all the drugs and alcohol on their

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body. They're going into an unsafe environment

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that they don't know. All right, there you go.

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That accent makes it more interesting. Can you

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imagine if she had like a Chicago accent? Here's

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Hunter Schaefer, the cis woman. I don't even

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know what cis woman means, but she is trans.

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as a girl believe she's on euphoria but has a

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penis and here she is talking about it to alex

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cooper and call her daddy and i've had hookups

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before with like cis women where they wanted

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me to like fuck them or something like oh yeah

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like a guy and it's because i have a dick and

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like that's like and then like that coming up

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in a hookup and being like Oh, God. That is kind

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of an interesting thought. I don't really seek

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out gay porn, I'll be honest. But recently, they've

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been kind of incorporating it onto the front

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page of Spankbane or Pornhub. And you're like,

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oh, that's what it looks like. Looks interesting.

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No comment. You know what I mean? When you see

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that, you're like, I hope you're happy. Adam

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22 says he gets jealous every time his wife goes

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on camera. The most jealous I think I've ever

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felt with her and the most I would like fuck

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the shit out of her to get a little bit of revenge.

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Oh, that's a healthy marriage full of revenge.

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Was when I used to come home from work upstairs

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in your room camming back in the day at the old

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apartment and I would hear her smacking her ass

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for fucking $2 tips up there on cam. And meanwhile,

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I'm sitting down there trying to smoke my blunt,

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trying to watch TV, trying to... Nice father

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of the year. fucking chill and i'm just hearing

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that big old ass get smacked and just no he scares

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me dude money can't buy class oh and then it's

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for my own hands for these fools and i just like

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that that was where i would be like she would

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get done all right now when jason love completed

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the task inside of her oh it's nothing for you

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spanking your ass that causes the line Violet

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Myers says she's received a lot of backlash for

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a religious covering during a porn scene. So

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you wore a hijab for that? I did, yeah. How was

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that? Have you gotten blowback from that? There

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was another one where I did get a bunch of hate

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because the dude cummed on my hijab, which I

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understand is super disrespectful to that culture,

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but I didn't know any better. Oh, why? Yeah,

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you did. I was still kind of new, and I was like,

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I just want to shoot a scene. So I was like,

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all right, if they want me to do this, fine.

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She doesn't make good videos, let me be honest.

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I listened to my agent, because he's like, don't

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do that. But I was like, I need the money. Yeah.

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You know, I had no choice. Yeah, you're getting

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$20 ,000 or whatever you're offering. I would

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dress up like that, too. I learned my lesson,

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and I will never do another scene like that again.

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All right, you won't. But it's online for her.

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That's like you do it every day because a new

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person finds it. She also says she used to get

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bullied in middle school for her big boobs. Isn't

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it crazy how you got crucified for having big

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boobs as an adolescent and now someone needs

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to turn on that music. It became such a blessing

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for you. Yeah, natural boobs too. I used to hate

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them. Oh yeah! them I used to want to get a breast

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reduction surgery and get faked I saw that when

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I was doing my own research for your interview

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it's just funny how life and I saw the stories

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that you had to deal with was it really that

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bad for you yeah I mean I used to get bullied

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in middle school for having like big boobs so

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that's why when I was growing up I hated having

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boobs I just hated the jiggle oh yeah And the

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back pain. You know, this guy's hard as a rock.

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Tickle, tickle. I hated it. Nice little sound

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effect, dude. Says the guy that does sound effects,

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too. Ah, here's the line. It's opening up about

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growing up without a father finger. I was raised

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by a single mom. My parents got divorced while

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my mom was pregnant with me, actually. So I never

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experienced a father in the home. And this is

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that girl, there's like the online rumor that

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she wants all her videos deleted because now

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she's religious. I don't even know if it's a

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true story. So now I would say like, I definitely,

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there's times as being a single mom myself or

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even deciding to have a child without having

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a partner where I never thought twice about it

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or thought, oh, this is weird. Or like I'll be

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in the airport sometimes and I'll have. like

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all my bags, then a car seat and the baby stroller.

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And I'm carrying. And now she gets a lot of stares

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in public. Like, I was just watching you. You

00:21:21.960 --> 00:21:27.259
did a good job. So we all know that Dr. Cheyenne

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Bryant is not a doctor. And Hollywood Unlocked

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had their Impact Awards. I've never heard of

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it, but I do like Hollywood Unlocked. I get a

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lot of my prep for the show on there. And here's

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Dr. Cheyenne Bryan saying her job is to not convince

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people while responding to haters online about

00:21:47.259 --> 00:21:49.279
her credentials, which means that she's not a

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doctor. If you had the credentials, you had jaws.

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That was, you know, what's been talked about

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in the media without, of course, being specific

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about it. How would you say that? Oh, yeah, there

00:22:00.650 --> 00:22:04.490
you are. An urban woman defending the other urban

00:22:04.490 --> 00:22:08.609
woman. You come out of that. How do I say I combat

00:22:08.609 --> 00:22:12.730
that? Let us bang you. Oh, you know, my village,

00:22:12.849 --> 00:22:15.170
people who love me. I know who I am. I'm vertical

00:22:15.170 --> 00:22:17.349
in who I am. I know I'm a person of integrity

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and character. And so I don't really believe

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that. But you can think that you go around thinking

00:22:22.670 --> 00:22:26.160
that's true. It's not. Stand on that. My job

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is not to convince people. My job is to stay

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in my lane as a psychology expert and life coach.

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Oh, so now you're a life coach. I thought you

00:22:36.839 --> 00:22:42.680
were a doctor. Shut your ass. You're a nice big

00:22:42.680 --> 00:22:49.180
ass. Let's see what we got here. We got a lot.

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All right. That's what we have. is Morgan Wallen

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threw a security guard's phone across the stage

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at a Pittsburgh show. And then this happened.

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He made a video talking about the nonsense rumors.

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This morning, my team walked on my bus, told

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me that they had been consulting with local officials

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and that I should cancel my show in Pittsburgh

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tonight. And I said, why? Why? They said that

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there was going to be strong winds in the area.

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And I said, okay. Supposedly in the comment section,

00:23:27.789 --> 00:23:32.329
it didn't even rain. So that's what I did. That

00:23:32.329 --> 00:23:35.349
was the information I had in the moment. No,

00:23:35.450 --> 00:23:37.609
you were too hungover, you loser. I trusted my

00:23:37.609 --> 00:23:40.970
team. I understand. And that that wind, that

00:23:40.970 --> 00:23:44.809
wind, oh, if you were such a rock star, even

00:23:44.809 --> 00:23:46.349
though you do country, but if you were such a

00:23:46.349 --> 00:23:49.970
badass, you'd still perform, dude. Mm -hmm. Whatever

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else hasn't gotten. What do you think George

00:23:51.609 --> 00:23:54.829
Strait would do back in the day? Pittsburgh yet.

00:23:55.529 --> 00:23:57.970
I know it has touched some of Pennsylvania, so

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my heart goes out to all those affected by it.

00:24:00.170 --> 00:24:02.029
Oh, you don't give a crap about it. Shut up.

00:24:02.849 --> 00:24:04.930
But the truth of the matter is, I have a large

00:24:04.930 --> 00:24:08.369
stage that in those conditions could become fatal.

00:24:08.970 --> 00:24:11.670
You were so excited. You know, he's one of those

00:24:11.670 --> 00:24:14.769
artists when he finds out that he doesn't have

00:24:14.769 --> 00:24:16.829
to perform. He's like, yeah, let's go get drunk.

00:24:17.170 --> 00:24:19.390
Do a lot of folks around it. Let's let the whiskey

00:24:19.390 --> 00:24:21.910
do the talking or whatever it's size. So I did

00:24:21.910 --> 00:24:23.950
the best I could with the information I had in

00:24:23.950 --> 00:24:26.930
that moment. You did the best you could, but

00:24:26.930 --> 00:24:30.849
you still failed. You can do the best you can.

00:24:31.990 --> 00:24:33.950
Doesn't mean you didn't fail. I've been seeing

00:24:33.950 --> 00:24:36.369
a lot of nonsense about me. Yeah, because you're

00:24:36.369 --> 00:24:42.390
a douche. You act up like a baby. That is simply

00:24:42.390 --> 00:24:45.089
not true. And I just wanted to clear the air.

00:24:45.349 --> 00:24:48.049
I'm glad you cleared the air. Shut up. I think

00:24:48.049 --> 00:24:50.509
my true fans know that that's not how I operate

00:24:50.509 --> 00:24:53.049
in general. Not really. Oh, you cancel shows

00:24:53.049 --> 00:24:54.869
all the time and throw things at people. You're

00:24:54.869 --> 00:24:58.170
a loser. But I had to say it. I'm glad you did.

00:24:58.809 --> 00:25:07.710
And we'll critique it. Mm -hmm. 856. 49 hopping.

00:25:07.869 --> 00:25:11.230
And there's this frickin' loser. He just looks

00:25:11.230 --> 00:25:17.950
like a dirtbag. His name's Jesse Ridgeway. He

00:25:17.950 --> 00:25:19.950
just looks. He has, like, Demetri Martin. Look

00:25:19.950 --> 00:25:23.210
at that. 2009, like, email him. He's just gross

00:25:23.210 --> 00:25:25.230
-looking. Looks like he smokes cigarettes all

00:25:25.230 --> 00:25:28.470
day. And he's the influencer, also known as McJugger

00:25:28.470 --> 00:25:32.930
Nuggets. Wow. He and his wife talked about how

00:25:32.930 --> 00:25:35.130
they got an abortion because their kid was going

00:25:35.130 --> 00:25:37.720
to be mentally challenged. And now he said, I'm

00:25:37.720 --> 00:25:40.079
glad I wasn't aborted, but I'm normal. You're

00:25:40.079 --> 00:25:45.039
a douche bag. Now, I'm kind of for abortion.

00:25:45.200 --> 00:25:48.299
It's your body or whatever. But at the same time,

00:25:48.420 --> 00:25:50.359
if you're just doing it six months in because

00:25:50.359 --> 00:25:52.700
it's a mentally challenged kid, you're scum.

00:25:52.900 --> 00:25:58.799
So you just say goodbye real quick. Yeah, of

00:25:58.799 --> 00:26:03.259
course. I'm glad my dad didn't. Why would you

00:26:03.259 --> 00:26:05.079
be about the word abort? It's a part of life.

00:26:06.240 --> 00:26:10.180
Terminate me. But I'm normal. Oh, you're totally

00:26:10.180 --> 00:26:11.720
normal. Why do you think I'm normal? I think

00:26:11.720 --> 00:26:13.299
it's someone that brags about getting an abortion.

00:26:13.539 --> 00:26:18.160
You're a loser. That's what you are. So, but

00:26:18.160 --> 00:26:20.779
guys, thank you so much for an amazing stream.

00:26:21.019 --> 00:26:22.779
It's actually going to end it just so I can just

00:26:22.779 --> 00:26:27.039
say goodbye real quick. Bye, bitch. Yeah, of

00:26:27.039 --> 00:26:30.299
course I'm glad my dad didn't terminate me. Oh,

00:26:30.380 --> 00:26:33.740
so that's all the videos. That would have been

00:26:33.740 --> 00:26:38.329
the best decision ever, though. If your dad went,

00:26:38.450 --> 00:27:03.140
honey, grab the vacuum. Bye, bitch. RyanHoppyRadio

00:27:03.140 --> 00:27:05.779
.com Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably

00:27:05.779 --> 00:27:09.079
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

00:27:09.380 --> 00:27:14.980
all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.

00:27:16.299 --> 00:27:19.700
The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't

00:27:19.700 --> 00:27:22.000
feel like listening to this next song, you can

00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:24.779
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

00:27:24.779 --> 00:27:27.140
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

00:27:28.389 --> 00:27:30.970
Don't worry, Fresno. Poppy Hour will be right

00:27:30.970 --> 00:27:35.690
back. Here's Jay -Z and Mary J. Blige and Swizzy

00:27:35.690 --> 00:27:38.630
Beachway. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're

00:27:38.630 --> 00:27:40.529
playing this banger. When that music comes in,

00:27:40.549 --> 00:27:48.269
it gets loud. Swizzy! Yes! Hands up! Hands up!

00:27:48.470 --> 00:28:08.880
Hands up! Hands up! Hands up! Hands up! Slow

00:28:08.880 --> 00:28:11.579
down, hope you're killin' em, killin' em, killin'

00:28:11.579 --> 00:28:13.579
em You would think I was on roids, I've been

00:28:13.579 --> 00:28:17.039
hittin' so long And I'm a big -headed boy Nah,

00:28:17.279 --> 00:28:20.220
we ain't all HGHs, though I might pick up some

00:28:20.220 --> 00:28:22.980
weight When I'm runnin' through your state Nah,

00:28:22.980 --> 00:28:26.220
nah, nah, we ain't on the clear, we on the runway

00:28:26.220 --> 00:28:30.779
In back -to -back layers It's Miss No More Drama

00:28:30.779 --> 00:28:35.480
and Barack Obama, Obama's real violent You put

00:28:35.480 --> 00:28:37.980
my life on these tracks, you act like you're

00:28:46.579 --> 00:28:52.779
You know where the hell I'm from I'm from the

00:28:52.779 --> 00:28:55.859
bottom, so I do this for the diapers Quick, fast,

00:28:55.960 --> 00:28:59.380
turn the big apple into cider I do this, I'm

00:28:59.380 --> 00:29:02.019
a writer and a writer I spew it cause I'm nicer,

00:29:02.079 --> 00:29:06.000
but I do this for the lifers I'm a writer and

00:29:06.000 --> 00:29:07.599
a writer I spew it cause I'm nicer, but I do

00:29:07.599 --> 00:29:08.210
this for the lifers I do it cuz I'm nicer, but

00:29:08.210 --> 00:29:38.079
I do it for the life of you Somebody so deadly

00:29:38.079 --> 00:29:42.799
via the pen Viva, jovito, vadeno, muy bien Big

00:29:42.799 --> 00:29:45.900
up to Biggie and Pac, I do it for them Until

00:29:45.900 --> 00:29:48.799
I reach Khaliq, I do it for him Do it for those

00:29:48.799 --> 00:29:52.579
who can't do for self due to the pen May these

00:29:52.579 --> 00:29:55.519
bars reach through your bars And mind, when Maverick

00:29:55.519 --> 00:29:58.640
sing, it heals your heart Let God's holy stance

00:29:58.640 --> 00:30:06.990
fill you all Love is a battlefield, we all Much

00:30:06.990 --> 00:30:45.339
more than marketing news If it wasn't for your

00:30:45.339 --> 00:30:47.859
love, this would all be a dream And you made

00:30:47.859 --> 00:30:51.500
our dream come true That's why y 'all don't need

00:30:51.500 --> 00:30:56.779
to thank us Cause we do this all for you We knew

00:30:56.779 --> 00:31:00.299
what you were going through Because we were going

00:31:00.299 --> 00:31:03.960
through it too We know what's next around the

00:31:03.960 --> 00:31:09.240
stage We were always there to hold it Yo, I told

00:31:09.240 --> 00:31:12.259
you I watch brands and watch bands I also said

00:31:12.259 --> 00:31:15.609
watch the man hoppin' up I ain't gonna teach

00:31:15.609 --> 00:31:18.349
you a body beat So I taught you how to fish and

00:31:18.349 --> 00:31:20.890
not let other niggas feed you We're all in y

00:31:20.890 --> 00:31:23.769
'all, keepin' y 'all in hell Just to see you

00:31:23.769 --> 00:31:27.109
smile and enjoy yourself You are the welcome,

00:31:27.329 --> 00:31:30.970
you are the welcome, you are the welcome Everybody

00:31:30.970 --> 00:31:36.630
say for M, for J, for D, for H, for O, for V,

00:31:36.789 --> 00:31:49.769
for M, for J, for J Knock him out the box Knock

00:31:49.769 --> 00:31:53.190
him out the box Knock him out the box Knock him

00:31:53.190 --> 00:31:56.490
out the box Knock him out the box Hey! Get it

00:31:56.490 --> 00:32:28.029
up! Let's get back to it, baby. I'll bang the

00:32:28.029 --> 00:32:34.150
records all night. Oh, yeah. I do. Oh, sure.

00:32:34.410 --> 00:32:39.250
I got it. Whatever. And now, back to the Hoppy

00:32:39.250 --> 00:32:45.009
Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. If

00:32:45.009 --> 00:32:47.410
you are a Nepo baby, you will probably hate it,

00:32:47.430 --> 00:32:49.730
but still listen to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy.

00:32:49.789 --> 00:32:54.099
Just sure. Hey, what's up? This is Eddie Volkman

00:32:54.099 --> 00:32:57.039
from the Eddie and Jobo Radio Show, and you're

00:32:57.039 --> 00:32:59.940
listening to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh,

00:32:59.940 --> 00:33:04.640
yeah, and the Clive Rohan. Hey, radio listener,

00:33:04.759 --> 00:33:08.740
it's Kevin Kline from Kline Alley Show on 106

00:33:08.740 --> 00:33:11.900
.7 KROQ in Los Angeles. Perhaps you've never

00:33:11.900 --> 00:33:14.480
heard of us. Maybe you have, but who cares? You're

00:33:14.480 --> 00:33:18.140
listening to Hoppy Hour with my boy, Ryan Hoppy.

00:33:18.400 --> 00:33:30.460
Good guy. Welcome to my piece of work. In your

00:33:30.460 --> 00:33:33.940
heart, you know you like them. And now for something

00:33:33.940 --> 00:33:40.119
completely different. Door is closing. Oh, fuck.

00:33:41.240 --> 00:34:28.960
Oh, fuck. Happy hour. Happy hour. Ladies and

00:34:28.960 --> 00:34:32.820
gentlemen, here it is. The most recent radio

00:34:32.820 --> 00:34:36.239
show on the planet. The other stations are tuned

00:34:36.239 --> 00:35:48.219
in, too. Mike, Nick, talk, Nick was made, now

00:35:48.219 --> 00:35:51.820
we run the Gulf Coast Walk Morning show, but

00:35:51.820 --> 00:35:55.119
the drop is gross Spilling tea on your favorite,

00:35:55.239 --> 00:35:58.659
phone's blown Yeah, he laughed and he hissed

00:35:58.659 --> 00:36:01.980
that line Rich and elite, y 'all out of your

00:36:01.980 --> 00:36:05.599
mind Red carpet room was messy in the sheets

00:36:05.599 --> 00:36:45.340
They did dirt, he replayed the results We love

00:36:45.340 --> 00:36:51.099
women. Yeah, he say it bold. Blur on air, let

00:36:51.099 --> 00:36:55.139
the stories unfold. Raw conversation, never playing

00:36:55.139 --> 00:37:24.650
it safe. Eight, five, six. Party that happy.

00:37:27.170 --> 00:37:51.940
Are you doing good? This is happy hour. Shows

00:37:51.940 --> 00:37:55.179
for the hard -working average Joe and Jane. The

00:37:55.179 --> 00:37:59.460
grind in life. I don't care where you live. As

00:37:59.460 --> 00:38:01.460
long as you're listening to my show, it's all

00:38:01.460 --> 00:38:06.800
that matters. You're tweeting me at RyanHobbyRadio.

00:38:08.099 --> 00:38:11.519
You always email me. RyanHobbyRadio at gmail

00:38:11.519 --> 00:38:13.679
.com. Oh, yeah, I have not that much to get into

00:38:13.679 --> 00:38:16.539
today, I'll be honest. Usually I say we have

00:38:16.539 --> 00:38:19.179
so much to get into, but it's been kind of a

00:38:19.179 --> 00:38:24.099
slow high news day. Also, I recorded on Saturday

00:38:24.099 --> 00:38:26.320
and Sunday, so it kind of takes away from the

00:38:26.320 --> 00:38:30.800
prep. But a true broadcaster figures out what

00:38:30.800 --> 00:38:38.380
to talk about. I am so excited for the NBA Finals

00:38:38.380 --> 00:38:41.820
tonight. Even though I didn't Trump's a douchebag

00:38:41.820 --> 00:38:47.340
for attending the game. But Trump being a douchebag?

00:38:47.480 --> 00:38:53.039
No way! Breaking news! Call the press! Oh, what

00:38:53.039 --> 00:39:11.559
a thought! What's going on here? Simone Biles

00:39:11.559 --> 00:39:15.340
opens up about her near -fatal incident. Oh no,

00:39:15.420 --> 00:39:18.500
we can't lose you, baby. One time Olympic gold

00:39:18.500 --> 00:39:21.179
medalist revealed that she is currently recovering

00:39:21.179 --> 00:39:24.019
after a medical emergency that nearly took her

00:39:24.019 --> 00:39:27.239
life. Taking to Instagram stories on June 6th,

00:39:27.239 --> 00:39:30.079
she shared with her followers an image of herself

00:39:30.079 --> 00:39:33.199
wearing three hospital bracelets, writing, I'm

00:39:33.199 --> 00:39:35.880
not one to normally share things like this because

00:39:35.880 --> 00:39:39.519
I value privacy in today's age, but almost dying

00:39:39.519 --> 00:39:42.690
wasn't on my bingo card. I love that line. It

00:39:42.690 --> 00:39:46.510
wasn't on my bingo card. Earlier this week, she

00:39:46.510 --> 00:39:49.289
also revealed her husband, Jonathan Owens, was

00:39:49.289 --> 00:39:51.869
out of town. Oh, the guy that thinks he's better

00:39:51.869 --> 00:39:55.690
than her. Time of the incident. There you go.

00:39:56.110 --> 00:39:59.110
There's some more of those. Oh, yeah, okay. What's

00:39:59.110 --> 00:40:01.730
going on with this 2009 headline? Taylor and

00:40:01.730 --> 00:40:04.590
Taye Lautner. Remember Taye? Wow, he's married

00:40:04.590 --> 00:40:08.929
a woman named Taye? They could do a podcast called

00:40:08.929 --> 00:40:14.989
Taye and Taye. But Taylor Lautner saw 2009. Taylor

00:40:14.989 --> 00:40:18.550
and Tay Lautner revealed the sex of their family's

00:40:18.550 --> 00:40:21.630
impending arrival. The Twilight Alarm and his

00:40:21.630 --> 00:40:24.369
wife, who announced they were expecting their

00:40:24.369 --> 00:40:27.769
first baby together in March, shared the intimate

00:40:27.769 --> 00:40:33.409
moment with their fans on June 7th. Oh, that's

00:40:33.409 --> 00:40:36.429
good. It's gone out with Andy Cohen. It looks

00:40:36.429 --> 00:40:39.849
like Andy Cohen may be in love. I love Andy Cohen.

00:40:39.989 --> 00:40:43.139
I read. respect how he doesn't show his kids

00:40:43.139 --> 00:40:52.989
face i'm in a place of i'm living my joy Like

00:40:52.989 --> 00:40:55.909
Oprah. Getting pounded from behind. That's the

00:40:55.909 --> 00:40:58.230
king of Bravo celebrating his 58th birthday.

00:40:58.389 --> 00:41:02.269
Wow. Holding hands with businessman Kevin Sobieski.

00:41:02.469 --> 00:41:06.070
He's 42 years old. I wonder what about him. New

00:41:06.070 --> 00:41:08.429
York on Tuesday. What do you think? Do you want

00:41:08.429 --> 00:41:11.750
a husband? Sure, I would love a husband. The

00:41:11.750 --> 00:41:14.849
guys have reportedly been dating for a few months.

00:41:15.090 --> 00:41:18.050
There they are, all smiles on a Miami vacay in

00:41:18.050 --> 00:41:23.320
April. How cute. So, who is Andy's rumored new

00:41:23.320 --> 00:41:25.960
man? The Harvard Business School graduate works

00:41:25.960 --> 00:41:28.519
at a private equity and investment firm. Oh,

00:41:28.519 --> 00:41:33.239
yeah! See the baller with power! Previously dated

00:41:33.239 --> 00:41:36.360
Oscar -winning composer Benj Pasek. Pasek's gone

00:41:36.360 --> 00:41:39.289
from good to good. The people that I tend to

00:41:39.289 --> 00:41:43.050
be attracted to aren't looking to be in the spotlight.

00:41:44.929 --> 00:41:48.369
That's the best thing you got to do with a public

00:41:48.369 --> 00:41:51.309
figure. I don't care what your sexual orientation

00:41:51.309 --> 00:41:54.329
is. If you're dating somebody and you're in the

00:41:54.329 --> 00:41:56.349
public eye and they want to be in the public

00:41:56.349 --> 00:42:00.980
eye, they're a cloud chaser. And you know Andy

00:42:00.980 --> 00:42:04.599
Khan was trying to avoid that. And there's a

00:42:04.599 --> 00:42:07.500
ancillary spotlight that comes with dating me.

00:42:07.659 --> 00:42:11.059
And then also they have to date someone with

00:42:11.059 --> 00:42:13.280
a kid. And so they have to. I love how he blocks

00:42:13.280 --> 00:42:16.079
his kid's face, man. Good for you. Protect those

00:42:16.079 --> 00:42:20.719
kids. Be on board for that. This would be Andy's

00:42:20.719 --> 00:42:23.199
first public relationship in nearly eight years.

00:42:23.480 --> 00:42:26.559
I hope it all works out. Now, do I think the

00:42:26.559 --> 00:42:30.880
Bravo shows are trash? Of course. But I love

00:42:30.880 --> 00:42:32.739
what's happening next, whatever name it shows.

00:42:32.940 --> 00:42:35.619
I love Andy Cohen. I love Radio Andy. I love

00:42:35.619 --> 00:42:39.460
his body. Of course, fans have always shipped

00:42:39.460 --> 00:42:42.000
him with his good friends, John Mayer and Anderson

00:42:42.000 --> 00:42:44.780
Cooper. Yeah, him and Anderson do not seem like

00:42:44.780 --> 00:42:47.280
they could date, though. Edison's not fun enough.

00:42:49.179 --> 00:43:00.199
I've been seeing a lot of nonsense. I'd see Morgan

00:43:00.199 --> 00:43:03.260
Wallen headline from earlier. God, he's a loser.

00:43:05.579 --> 00:43:08.579
It's very hard. I was talking to a girl for a

00:43:08.579 --> 00:43:11.659
little bit. She was a huge Morgan Wallen fan.

00:43:12.199 --> 00:43:14.139
Like, she would want Morgan Wallen to piss on

00:43:14.139 --> 00:43:16.699
her, bang her, and leave her in the street. There's

00:43:16.699 --> 00:43:19.300
just some girls that really like Morgan Wallen.

00:43:20.320 --> 00:43:22.940
And she was one of them. And it was always like,

00:43:22.980 --> 00:43:24.559
it wasn't meant to be that we would date, because

00:43:24.559 --> 00:43:28.179
I do not like Morgan Wallen. And unfortunately,

00:43:28.360 --> 00:43:30.719
she thinks Morgan's the best. And Morgan would

00:43:30.719 --> 00:43:34.900
just kill her off, spin her out. Oh, what do

00:43:34.900 --> 00:43:37.760
we got right here? Chris Brown and his stupid

00:43:37.760 --> 00:43:42.389
baby mama. Happy Hot Topic. Thanks for watching!

00:43:48.400 --> 00:43:51.039
Chris Brown is currently locked in a legal battle

00:43:51.039 --> 00:43:53.780
with his ex -partner, Diamond Brown. Oh, yeah.

00:43:54.219 --> 00:43:57.579
She's a diamond. That made no sense. And she

00:43:57.579 --> 00:44:00.679
just looks like a problem. You know, she's mad

00:44:00.679 --> 00:44:03.280
that he has other kids. And now she's trying

00:44:03.280 --> 00:44:05.900
to take the kid away from him, which is pathetic.

00:44:07.000 --> 00:44:11.079
Now, is Chris Brown a very controversial guy

00:44:11.079 --> 00:44:14.639
that knows how to sing? Yeah. Guys, but at the

00:44:14.639 --> 00:44:17.659
same time, if a father is actually wanting to

00:44:17.659 --> 00:44:20.199
be present in the life and the mom is just trying

00:44:20.199 --> 00:44:24.519
to spite just to spite, you're the worst. And

00:44:24.519 --> 00:44:27.360
you're actually taking women back. Over custody

00:44:27.360 --> 00:44:29.900
of their four -year -old daughter, Diamond has

00:44:29.900 --> 00:44:32.940
filed for sole legal and physical custody requesting

00:44:32.940 --> 00:44:35.659
that Chris only be granted visitation rights.

00:44:35.960 --> 00:44:41.780
Oh, what a dirty rotten woman. I know. For one

00:44:41.780 --> 00:44:43.960
to hear a woman go, oh, the man don't care about

00:44:43.960 --> 00:44:47.699
the kids. And when you find a man that cares

00:44:47.699 --> 00:44:50.519
about the kids, you try to give them away. You're

00:44:50.519 --> 00:44:53.460
a dirty, rotten moron. Chris is contesting this,

00:44:53.579 --> 00:44:56.480
seeking joint legal and physical custody, and

00:44:56.480 --> 00:44:59.219
has also asked that both parties share legal

00:44:59.219 --> 00:45:02.730
expenses. I agree with that. During Diamond's

00:45:02.730 --> 00:45:06.570
request for him to pay all costs. So, okay, you

00:45:06.570 --> 00:45:08.969
dirty running broad. You don't want Chris Brown

00:45:08.969 --> 00:45:10.909
to be around a kid much, but you want him to

00:45:10.909 --> 00:45:12.949
pay for everything? That's because you're a talentless

00:45:12.949 --> 00:45:17.750
moron. And besides a nice ragging body, what

00:45:17.750 --> 00:45:20.469
else do you provide? The situation has escalated

00:45:20.469 --> 00:45:23.110
with Diamond accusing Chris of trying to intimidate

00:45:23.110 --> 00:45:26.489
her new partner. I'm sure it's not like you go

00:45:26.489 --> 00:45:29.170
from guy to guy getting passed around like a

00:45:29.170 --> 00:45:32.079
blonde in a... High school party. While Chris's

00:45:32.079 --> 00:45:34.920
new girlfriend, Jada Wallace, has publicly defended

00:45:34.920 --> 00:45:37.079
him, claiming diamonds. Oh, they'll break up

00:45:37.079 --> 00:45:39.960
in two months. And is preventing Chris from seeing

00:45:39.960 --> 00:45:42.960
his daughter. One of them won. I know what I

00:45:42.960 --> 00:45:47.039
have. Oh, man, don't care about their kids. And

00:45:47.039 --> 00:45:48.119
then when there's a guy that wants to see the

00:45:48.119 --> 00:45:50.539
kids, they're like, no. Yeah, moron. And you

00:45:50.539 --> 00:45:54.559
take women back, like I said. Happy Hot Topic.

00:46:02.050 --> 00:46:05.190
If you don't know, today DJ Academics had an

00:46:05.190 --> 00:46:08.269
interview with Daphne Joy, 50 Cent's baby mama,

00:46:08.429 --> 00:46:12.349
who was... I like DJ Academics' body of work,

00:46:12.389 --> 00:46:14.750
but I don't like that he's kind of a creepy guy.

00:46:16.190 --> 00:46:18.750
Makes it kind of hard to read from. Recently

00:46:18.750 --> 00:46:21.909
in the leaked Diddy tapes. After this interview,

00:46:22.090 --> 00:46:25.369
rapper Cardi B jumped into DJ Akademiks' Instagram

00:46:25.369 --> 00:46:28.610
post, commenting, you were smiling my heart,

00:46:28.769 --> 00:46:31.829
suggesting Akademiks was smiling at Daphne Joy.

00:46:32.050 --> 00:46:34.650
All right, there you go. Yeah, Daphne Joy's for

00:46:34.650 --> 00:46:39.630
the streets. And that's all she's for. Which,

00:46:39.690 --> 00:46:42.929
that's fine. Girls can be pretty sweet. They're

00:46:42.929 --> 00:46:46.070
happy living their lives. Getting passed on.

00:46:49.099 --> 00:46:52.400
What do we got here? Cameron was a recent guest

00:46:52.400 --> 00:46:54.659
on the Dipset Reunion. I should have just let

00:46:54.659 --> 00:46:56.199
the music play out one second. This is the new

00:46:56.199 --> 00:46:59.659
website we're using. It's YTV and it's hip -hop.

00:46:59.659 --> 00:47:01.340
He's like, you know what we're going to do? Because

00:47:01.340 --> 00:47:03.219
that was not a very good transition by me. It

00:47:03.219 --> 00:47:05.599
was not a very good radio. We're just going to

00:47:05.599 --> 00:47:07.099
let the beat play from the beginning. It's kind

00:47:07.099 --> 00:47:13.019
of a little relaxing. Cameron has recently been

00:47:13.019 --> 00:47:16.119
beefing with Jim Jones. Jim Jones just seems

00:47:16.119 --> 00:47:20.719
like such a douchebag. How does it feel? You

00:47:20.719 --> 00:47:25.900
picked in 2007. We fly high. You know this ballin'.

00:47:25.900 --> 00:47:28.159
What have you done since? Since why he would

00:47:28.159 --> 00:47:30.739
not be as interested in a Dipset reunion. Cameron

00:47:30.739 --> 00:47:33.000
was a recent guest on the Do You Podcast on his

00:47:33.000 --> 00:47:35.500
You're Welcome Network where hosts Jenny and

00:47:35.500 --> 00:47:37.300
Shai had a... Was he trying to break into those

00:47:37.300 --> 00:47:39.340
studios like six months ago when he was locked

00:47:39.340 --> 00:47:42.489
out of the... What was it? Let's rap about it.

00:47:42.510 --> 00:47:45.010
Whatever that podcast was. Learning question.

00:47:45.090 --> 00:47:48.329
Is Dipset reuniting? There have always been rumors

00:47:48.329 --> 00:47:50.530
of a full -on comeback from the diplomats since

00:47:50.530 --> 00:47:53.110
their... All right. Dipset. And then there's

00:47:53.110 --> 00:47:54.429
this headline. We're going to have a little beat

00:47:54.429 --> 00:47:58.909
in the beginning. What is... What's up, Y2? This

00:47:58.909 --> 00:48:01.590
is your boy, DJ Y, and I'm pay quiz. One and

00:48:01.590 --> 00:48:05.929
only legend. Is this guy drunk? This guy doing

00:48:05.929 --> 00:48:08.289
his headline. It's about Jez. It's about Jay

00:48:08.289 --> 00:48:10.469
-Z's mentor, Jezzo, saying he's going to collaborate

00:48:10.469 --> 00:48:23.010
with Jay -Z. All right, so he's making new music,

00:48:23.030 --> 00:48:26.429
and he has this song, and we always play. And

00:48:26.429 --> 00:48:28.690
my friend Anthony thought it was about Jesus,

00:48:28.789 --> 00:48:31.550
because it does kind of seem like it. It's...

00:48:31.880 --> 00:48:34.300
Jazz on with Return of the King. We'll be right

00:48:34.300 --> 00:48:37.900
back and we'll wrap up this show. Mm -hmm. Hoppy

00:48:37.900 --> 00:48:46.719
Hour. Hoppy Hour. It's time for Hoppy in the

00:48:46.719 --> 00:48:53.480
morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com. Hoppy Hour will

00:48:53.480 --> 00:48:56.019
be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.

00:48:56.239 --> 00:49:00.860
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is...

00:49:02.279 --> 00:49:07.079
And we'll call it a day. The semen was so big.

00:49:07.239 --> 00:49:09.460
As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

00:49:09.460 --> 00:49:12.159
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

00:49:12.159 --> 00:49:14.860
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

00:49:15.039 --> 00:49:33.239
so stick around, folks. Kings can't save, uh,

00:49:33.260 --> 00:49:42.659
uh, uh, Brooklyn Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah This

00:49:42.659 --> 00:49:45.260
here's the coldest winter. Weather June or December.

00:49:45.719 --> 00:49:48.380
Hearts are frozen over. And despair's the agenda.

00:49:48.860 --> 00:49:51.260
The children sleeping in their dreams. They weak

00:49:51.260 --> 00:49:54.179
on direction. Parents reminiscing. When they

00:49:54.179 --> 00:49:57.320
peak at perfection. This is a sad session. Worse

00:49:57.320 --> 00:49:59.940
than the Great Depression. When it's less. That's

00:49:59.940 --> 00:50:02.559
when motherfuckers learn they lesson. When it's

00:50:02.559 --> 00:50:04.780
be. That's when cowards be ducking and stressing.

00:50:05.019 --> 00:50:07.300
Bulletproof vest and interplastic. Plastical

00:50:07.300 --> 00:50:09.219
pick and lock it. People trying to see a better

00:50:09.219 --> 00:50:11.059
way. Not a life scheme. Turn into a pipe dream

00:50:11.059 --> 00:50:13.480
and get away. Not a pocket full of change, what's

00:50:13.480 --> 00:50:15.500
more than a chain in a range? Chessboard turned

00:50:15.500 --> 00:50:17.000
turkey board, it's the metaphor for the world

00:50:17.000 --> 00:50:18.679
and the whole rap game Always gotta handle self

00:50:18.679 --> 00:50:20.760
properly, feed the baby so I'm makin' moves constantly

00:50:20.760 --> 00:50:22.840
When it's blood in the street by property, ain't

00:50:22.840 --> 00:50:24.659
no motherfucker out there stoppin' me Got a heater

00:50:24.659 --> 00:50:26.360
that'll lay a nigga's slobber leave, like a slug

00:50:26.360 --> 00:50:28.619
goin' on a gun shoppin' spree Fall of the border,

00:50:28.679 --> 00:50:31.139
the rings, the fellowship was broken at the fall

00:50:31.139 --> 00:50:33.780
of two towers, it's the return of the king I

00:50:33.780 --> 00:50:36.340
said to king, you heard me right, return of the

00:50:36.340 --> 00:50:38.400
king, drop a tune, you heard me right Where is

00:50:38.400 --> 00:50:41.440
I, the spirit you blame? Falls at the fall of

00:50:41.440 --> 00:50:44.079
the rings The fellowship was broken at the fall

00:50:44.079 --> 00:50:46.920
of two towers It's the return of the king In

00:50:46.920 --> 00:50:48.420
the beginning was the word, the word was wicked

00:50:48.420 --> 00:50:50.179
And the word was garlic in the beginning I am

00:50:50.179 --> 00:50:52.059
the originator, renegable, cementated The king

00:50:52.059 --> 00:50:55.239
of the quick, seem you sick I am, damn, my prestige

00:50:55.239 --> 00:50:58.940
from ancient is roiled Abraham rendered to me

00:50:58.940 --> 00:51:01.760
a tent of the spoils The ancient of days say

00:51:01.760 --> 00:51:04.960
to scare the holy God Be a thousand times more

00:51:04.960 --> 00:51:08.559
powerful like Obi -Wan Laying like the latest,

00:51:08.780 --> 00:51:12.000
if Kofi gone Fillion's were made in my name,

00:51:12.059 --> 00:51:15.340
the only one You say it ain't me, you don't really

00:51:15.340 --> 00:51:17.980
know me, son Been dragged through the mud, come

00:51:17.980 --> 00:51:20.320
up spotless and close, son You can never get

00:51:20.320 --> 00:51:22.019
away from the sensei, uh You can better check

00:51:22.019 --> 00:51:24.019
me, never seen yet, uh The greatest and still

00:51:24.019 --> 00:51:27.199
ain't who I'm destined to be yet Bitches won't

00:51:27.199 --> 00:51:29.780
bring you high enough to see me yet. My style's

00:51:29.780 --> 00:51:31.480
hostile. Your style's my style. Come on. Smack

00:51:31.480 --> 00:51:33.380
a nigga down. Smack a nigga down. Fuck the Lord

00:51:33.380 --> 00:51:35.739
of the Rings. The fellowship was broken at the

00:51:35.739 --> 00:51:38.280
fall of two hours. It's the return of the king.

00:51:38.500 --> 00:51:41.099
I said the king. You heard me right. Return of

00:51:41.099 --> 00:51:44.280
the king. Drop a tune. You wear a side. Spiritual

00:51:44.280 --> 00:51:47.519
blade. Fall of the Lord of the rings, the fellowship

00:51:47.519 --> 00:51:50.079
was broken at the fall of two towers, it's the

00:51:50.079 --> 00:51:52.860
return of the king. I said the king, you heard

00:51:52.860 --> 00:51:55.780
me right, return of the king. Drop a jewel, you

00:51:55.780 --> 00:51:59.099
wear a sigh, spiritual flame. Fall of the lord

00:51:59.099 --> 00:52:01.639
of the rings, the fellowship was broken at the

00:52:01.639 --> 00:52:04.199
fall of two towers, it's the return of the king.

00:52:14.539 --> 00:52:17.820
Free cred, I'ma do it today, nigga I'm here,

00:52:17.940 --> 00:52:21.139
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah,

00:52:21.139 --> 00:52:23.880
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah,

00:52:23.980 --> 00:52:27.480
nigga King's County, we got love for BAM Go with

00:52:27.480 --> 00:52:30.019
the circle, the squares, can't get around, nigga

00:52:30.019 --> 00:52:32.960
I set the key, you heard me right, paternity

00:52:32.960 --> 00:52:36.099
king Drop a tune, you wear a sock, spiritual

00:52:36.099 --> 00:53:12.320
play, fuck One more time! Return of the king

00:53:12.320 --> 00:53:21.820
Brian Hoppy on the mic, breaking down the scenes

00:53:21.820 --> 00:53:25.679
NBA drama, living out the dreams Fans wives wild,

00:53:25.800 --> 00:53:28.239
stories about the queens Dropping dollars bombs,

00:53:28.440 --> 00:53:31.559
all in on the schemes Hoppy's loose, man he knows

00:53:31.559 --> 00:53:34.619
it all Screw sandals to the court, rise and fall

00:53:34.619 --> 00:53:38.880
Tune in, now you'll have a ball Hoppy hour got

00:53:38.880 --> 00:53:42.320
that shock and awe MJ to Kobe, legends in the

00:53:42.320 --> 00:53:45.320
game. Shaq's big presence, true hall of fame.

00:53:45.800 --> 00:53:48.840
Javi's skills at T ain't plain tame. Behind the

00:53:48.840 --> 00:53:51.739
curtain, nothing left the same. Javi's moves,

00:53:51.820 --> 00:53:54.639
man, he knows it all. From sandals to the court,

00:53:54.719 --> 00:53:58.119
rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a ball.

00:53:58.780 --> 00:54:02.480
Javi, y 'all got that shock and awe. Crazy exes,

00:54:02.480 --> 00:54:04.920
wild and scandalous. League full of stories,

00:54:05.059 --> 00:54:07.739
ain't nothing fabulous. Line breaks it down,

00:54:07.800 --> 00:54:11.360
gets unanimous. Tune the hoppy hour, never anomalous.

00:54:11.719 --> 00:54:14.719
Y 'all know the score, but he dies deeper. Locker

00:54:14.719 --> 00:54:17.840
room secrets, stats like a keeper. Voices every

00:54:17.840 --> 00:54:21.099
week, analysis sweeper. NBA's real talk, cuts

00:54:21.099 --> 00:54:24.300
to the sleeper. He's who's man, he knows it all.

00:54:24.639 --> 00:54:40.960
From scandals to the court, rise and fall. Happy

00:54:40.960 --> 00:54:46.860
hour got that shock and awe Happy hour got that

00:54:46.860 --> 00:55:09.780
shock and awe A familiar voice for Bulls fans

00:55:09.780 --> 00:55:14.159
is now silent. Broadcaster Stacey King died today

00:55:14.159 --> 00:55:19.820
at the age of 59. This is terrible news. Now,

00:55:19.980 --> 00:55:22.500
if you were watching the Chicago Bulls between

00:55:22.500 --> 00:55:28.519
2009 and about 2013, Stacey King led during the

00:55:28.519 --> 00:55:34.559
Derrick Rose era. Wrong button, right here. The

00:55:34.559 --> 00:55:37.579
three -time NBA champion played for the team

00:55:37.579 --> 00:55:41.179
in the 1990s before becoming a color commentator.

00:55:41.360 --> 00:55:44.219
His whole thing, if you were not watching during

00:55:44.219 --> 00:55:46.739
the Derrick Rose era, he was always like, big

00:55:46.739 --> 00:55:49.320
time plays, make big time plays. He had punchlines.

00:55:49.619 --> 00:55:52.659
He was beloved by fans for his witty remarks

00:55:52.659 --> 00:55:56.219
and for bestowing famous nicknames. He would

00:55:56.219 --> 00:55:57.940
always end the game with, drive home safely,

00:55:58.119 --> 00:56:01.409
beep beep. And players. In a statement, Bulls

00:56:01.409 --> 00:56:04.210
owner Jerry Reinstorf said, quote, Stacey King

00:56:04.210 --> 00:56:06.949
was a cherished member of the Bulls family and

00:56:06.949 --> 00:56:09.570
one of the truly unique personalities in our

00:56:09.570 --> 00:56:12.670
organization's history. His connection to Chicago

00:56:12.670 --> 00:56:15.630
and the Bulls and our fans span more than three

00:56:15.630 --> 00:56:18.150
decades. And here's some of his best calls. This

00:56:18.150 --> 00:56:20.829
is a video from 14 years ago. So this is how

00:56:20.829 --> 00:56:23.269
you know this is. This was like 2012 -ish. This

00:56:23.269 --> 00:56:30.039
is when the Bulls were good. Who is that guy?

00:56:30.320 --> 00:56:32.760
First of all, that's not even my signature. That's

00:56:32.760 --> 00:56:35.340
a Ford signature by Neil Fox. You're going to

00:56:35.340 --> 00:56:37.539
jail. You're going to jail. That's forgery. That

00:56:37.539 --> 00:56:39.079
is not my signature. Who is that guy, though?

00:56:39.760 --> 00:56:42.900
It's a picture of his skinny, because he gained

00:56:42.900 --> 00:56:44.320
a lot of weight, unfortunately, but it's a picture

00:56:44.320 --> 00:56:50.630
of his skinny basketball card. Free cheese. And

00:56:50.630 --> 00:56:52.750
he's going to get another free throw. And here's

00:56:52.750 --> 00:56:55.250
our man Capone on him. He couldn't guard him

00:56:55.250 --> 00:56:57.869
with a loaded shotgun. Who is that guy? You know

00:56:57.869 --> 00:56:59.869
who it is. But I just want to go on record that

00:56:59.869 --> 00:57:02.809
it's not my signature. He broke Kevin's ankle.

00:57:03.090 --> 00:57:05.070
My ankle was already hurt before this play. Now

00:57:05.070 --> 00:57:09.550
watch this. It almost came out of his Nike. Here

00:57:09.550 --> 00:57:12.530
comes Darren. He accelerates. And then Brewer.

00:57:12.650 --> 00:57:16.250
There's the line. Ronnie Brewer. Chicago's finest

00:57:16.250 --> 00:57:24.219
brew. This is trouble. That's the best one ever.

00:57:26.099 --> 00:57:32.940
This is trouble. What's weird about watching

00:57:32.940 --> 00:57:35.599
this, I know it's a video and this is only audio,

00:57:35.780 --> 00:57:38.780
but what's weird about it, it's like we've gotten

00:57:38.780 --> 00:57:42.159
into such 4K territory that like HD from 14 years

00:57:42.159 --> 00:57:48.619
ago looks old. All right. So here's the best

00:57:48.619 --> 00:57:55.300
play of... of Stacey King and Derrick Rose. So

00:57:55.300 --> 00:57:58.320
Derrick Rose was driving up the basketball court

00:57:58.320 --> 00:58:04.300
and it was 106. They had 106 points. The Houston

00:58:04.300 --> 00:58:07.659
Rockets had 109. And they needed a three -pointer

00:58:07.659 --> 00:58:10.219
to tie the game. And here's how that went down.

00:58:10.300 --> 00:58:16.280
I watched this live with my parents. Made that

00:58:16.280 --> 00:58:19.860
one. It's a three -point game. Here comes Rose,

00:58:20.000 --> 00:58:23.860
trying to get up ahead of Steen. At the top,

00:58:23.860 --> 00:58:26.719
to his left, lost his dribble. Got it back. It's

00:58:26.719 --> 00:58:33.980
okay. Rose for three. Come on! Big time players

00:58:33.980 --> 00:58:38.820
make big time plays. 109, 109 at the buzzer.

00:58:41.860 --> 00:58:44.639
That's what I'm talking about, D. Rose. You can't

00:58:44.639 --> 00:58:51.960
get the fouls. Take over yourself. dude who's

00:58:51.960 --> 00:58:55.480
gonna take this shot no double team too big too

00:58:55.480 --> 00:58:59.099
strong too fast too good god how did we lose

00:58:59.099 --> 00:59:02.400
him at 59 man it's not gonna be the same watching

00:59:02.400 --> 00:59:04.340
both games he made it tolerable with how bad

00:59:04.340 --> 00:59:09.400
they are so there's that and then here's some

00:59:09.400 --> 00:59:11.699
clips of uh stacy king here he is on his podcast

00:59:11.699 --> 00:59:13.920
talking about how grateful he was for his job

00:59:13.920 --> 00:59:17.320
oh i should probably uh wait where's the sound

00:59:18.030 --> 00:59:19.670
I should probably unmute it. Three. I think you

00:59:19.670 --> 00:59:20.969
guys should have been number one, but number

00:59:20.969 --> 00:59:23.250
three out of 30, that's pretty damn good, Stace.

00:59:23.809 --> 00:59:26.510
You know what? I'm humbled by that, you know,

00:59:26.530 --> 00:59:28.289
because you don't really know, Mark, you know,

00:59:28.289 --> 00:59:30.389
your peers and people who vote on that kind of

00:59:30.389 --> 00:59:32.909
stuff, the fans and everything. You know, I'm

00:59:32.909 --> 00:59:35.250
very gracious for that. You know, we enjoy what

00:59:35.250 --> 00:59:38.630
we do. You know, it's a fun job. It never seems

00:59:38.630 --> 00:59:41.730
like work for me. Every night I go to work, I

00:59:41.730 --> 00:59:45.690
have win, lose, or draw. I'm having fun. Working

00:59:45.690 --> 00:59:48.469
with Adam is fun. You know, one thing that we

00:59:48.469 --> 00:59:50.650
have always tried to do, Mark, is if you can't

00:59:50.650 --> 00:59:52.710
come to a Bulls game, that you're entertained

00:59:52.710 --> 00:59:55.469
on TV. That you, you know, you don't want, we

00:59:55.469 --> 00:59:56.829
want you to come to a Bulls game, but if you

00:59:56.829 --> 00:59:59.010
can't come, you're going to be entertained at

00:59:59.010 --> 01:00:01.090
home by me and Adam. See, I don't understand

01:00:01.090 --> 01:00:03.210
the thing about life is that, like, you got douchebags

01:00:03.210 --> 01:00:05.210
like Trump that live till 80, and then, like,

01:00:05.210 --> 01:00:08.489
a great guy like this. Adam, and that's, uh...

01:00:09.009 --> 01:00:11.110
It was almost better watching the games at home

01:00:11.110 --> 01:00:12.789
rather than going to the stadium. It's in the

01:00:12.789 --> 01:00:17.409
hood. Really awesome. And then here he is talking

01:00:17.409 --> 01:00:20.550
about the rivalry when he played for the Bulls

01:00:20.550 --> 01:00:22.929
and could not get a cab when it was the Knicks.

01:00:24.210 --> 01:00:26.469
What are your memorable thoughts or favorite

01:00:26.469 --> 01:00:29.710
moments playing in that building, Stacey? Just

01:00:29.710 --> 01:00:32.869
the competitive nature of both teams. The rivalry

01:00:32.869 --> 01:00:35.099
that we had with the Knicks. I mean, Will can

01:00:35.099 --> 01:00:37.760
tell you how serious and how deep that rivalry

01:00:37.760 --> 01:00:40.559
was. I mean, it carried over not just with the

01:00:40.559 --> 01:00:42.440
players but with the fans. I was telling somebody

01:00:42.440 --> 01:00:45.039
today that I remember me and DJ trying to catch

01:00:45.039 --> 01:00:47.300
a cab in Manhattan to get back home, get back

01:00:47.300 --> 01:00:49.820
to the hotel, and no cabs would stop for us.

01:00:49.880 --> 01:00:51.079
And we kept wondering, like, why are they not

01:00:51.079 --> 01:00:53.440
stopping? They keep stopping, like, a few feet

01:00:53.440 --> 01:00:54.880
in front of us. Someone else gets in the cab.

01:00:55.059 --> 01:00:56.860
And then one of those guys on the messenger bike

01:00:56.860 --> 01:00:58.820
rolls by and says, hey, you know why they're

01:00:58.820 --> 01:01:00.780
not stopping for you? And we were like, well,

01:01:00.800 --> 01:01:03.420
why? He said, well, take that bull blank blank

01:01:03.420 --> 01:01:07.460
off. We had bull sweatshirts on. So we literally

01:01:07.460 --> 01:01:09.260
took off our sweatshirts and we had like white

01:01:09.260 --> 01:01:11.260
beaters on and then the cab stopped within two

01:01:11.260 --> 01:01:13.719
seconds. That's how bitter the rivalry was. Wait

01:01:13.719 --> 01:01:15.900
a minute. So you mean to tell me a brother in

01:01:15.900 --> 01:01:48.960
an undershirt at 6 '10". I would like to see

01:01:48.960 --> 01:01:54.429
Stacey chase him. It's so much funny. It's so

01:01:54.429 --> 01:01:56.469
funny. Not so much funny. Who says that? It's

01:01:56.469 --> 01:01:58.250
so funny how much smaller Adam is compared to

01:01:58.250 --> 01:02:01.510
Stacey. Will will tell you how serious those

01:02:01.510 --> 01:02:03.949
robberies was. That wasn't. There's no robberies

01:02:03.949 --> 01:02:06.469
in today's game like it was back in the 90s.

01:02:06.530 --> 01:02:09.070
I agree with him. But then there's this headline.

01:02:09.449 --> 01:02:12.409
Four seconds. With millions watching the NBA

01:02:12.409 --> 01:02:16.090
finals between the Spurs and Knicks. It's over.

01:02:16.389 --> 01:02:20.369
It's over. The Knicks survive. It was this moment

01:02:20.369 --> 01:02:23.289
after game two, touching hearts around the world.

01:02:24.909 --> 01:02:27.210
Carl, we can see you looking up to the sky. I

01:02:27.210 --> 01:02:28.710
think I know who you were talking to, but what

01:02:28.710 --> 01:02:30.869
were you saying to mom? It's amazing. As you

01:02:30.869 --> 01:02:33.090
go through life, if you lose a parent, anyone's

01:02:33.090 --> 01:02:36.610
listening, you just look for signs. And I'll

01:02:36.610 --> 01:02:38.449
take any sign I could get. And I prayed to her

01:02:38.449 --> 01:02:41.070
strong before that possession. A great player

01:02:41.070 --> 01:02:44.980
got a great shot. It just didn't go in. I take

01:02:44.980 --> 01:02:47.059
it as a sign my mom was here with me, so I appreciate

01:02:47.059 --> 01:02:49.179
it. Yeah, his mom died during COVID, so that

01:02:49.179 --> 01:02:54.780
was sad. And here is Carl Anthony Towns just

01:02:54.780 --> 01:02:58.280
saying this. Someone who grew up in the area,

01:02:58.460 --> 01:03:02.199
I just wonder if you have any thoughts about

01:03:02.199 --> 01:03:05.139
the first president to ever come to a finals

01:03:05.139 --> 01:03:07.599
game being at the finals game tomorrow. I mean,

01:03:07.599 --> 01:03:10.800
we got to be desperate for the fans, you know,

01:03:10.820 --> 01:03:13.480
the fans of earned the right and deserve the

01:03:13.480 --> 01:03:15.539
right to see finals basketball be played here

01:03:15.539 --> 01:03:17.760
at Madison Square Garden. Yeah, they're a lot

01:03:17.760 --> 01:03:21.840
more likable than the young Spurs. And for this

01:03:21.840 --> 01:03:24.320
to be the first game in a long time that they've

01:03:24.320 --> 01:03:28.619
seen finals basketball, it's up to us to bring

01:03:28.619 --> 01:03:30.800
it. Give them something to cheer for and give

01:03:30.800 --> 01:03:33.179
them something to get loud for and also give

01:03:33.179 --> 01:03:35.039
them something to believe in. I talked about

01:03:35.039 --> 01:03:39.340
the word hope. Hope has been brought back to

01:03:39.340 --> 01:03:43.670
the city. I like how he did not respond to the

01:03:43.670 --> 01:03:48.090
president thing. And here's Josh Hart on what

01:03:48.090 --> 01:03:51.050
he thinks the game's going to be like. I mean,

01:03:51.110 --> 01:03:54.449
the guard ain't going to be rocking. Obviously,

01:03:54.730 --> 01:03:59.449
in this city, we love our Knicks. So they're

01:03:59.449 --> 01:04:01.750
going to come out, show love, support. There

01:04:01.750 --> 01:04:03.769
you go. And he also, I don't know where I put

01:04:03.769 --> 01:04:05.710
the clip, but he went off on the ticket prices

01:04:05.710 --> 01:04:08.800
being too expensive. I lost that clip. But here's

01:04:08.800 --> 01:04:12.840
Jalen Brunson talking about the atmosphere of

01:04:12.840 --> 01:04:16.179
New York. Jalen, people want to know what it

01:04:16.179 --> 01:04:18.519
looks like in New York right now. Normally, you

01:04:18.519 --> 01:04:21.360
guys wouldn't be here on a practice day. Are

01:04:21.360 --> 01:04:23.900
you looking around at all? Do you get a sense

01:04:23.900 --> 01:04:27.519
of it at all? Will you try and look or not until

01:04:27.519 --> 01:04:33.900
it's over? Not until it's over. Hang on. And

01:04:33.900 --> 01:04:36.219
here is Colin Cowherd saying a little bit about

01:04:36.219 --> 01:04:39.059
Wimby. But a lot of these Euros, you know, they're

01:04:39.059 --> 01:04:41.599
in the academy playing against older guys. That's

01:04:41.599 --> 01:04:45.900
an advantage. But we forget LeBron had to fail

01:04:45.900 --> 01:04:49.079
miserably against Dallas in the finals before

01:04:49.079 --> 01:04:52.380
he added a layer to his game. Magic Johnson at

01:04:52.380 --> 01:04:55.119
one point was called Tragic Johnson after a horrible

01:04:55.119 --> 01:04:58.219
finals. These are basketball cultures different.

01:04:59.750 --> 01:05:01.730
It's been suggested. I don't think it's a terrible

01:05:01.730 --> 01:05:03.369
idea. People said, you know, you should call

01:05:03.369 --> 01:05:05.449
Kareem and develop a little bit of a baby hook.

01:05:05.989 --> 01:05:09.909
Not 13 times a game. There you go. I agree. And

01:05:09.909 --> 01:05:13.469
here is Mike Brown talking about me and Ben Stiller.

01:05:13.510 --> 01:05:16.429
Joe Varden, The Athletic. Joe, I'm going to interrupt

01:05:16.429 --> 01:05:17.750
you. I'm going to start out. This is a great

01:05:17.750 --> 01:05:22.349
day for me today. For the first time, I got a

01:05:22.349 --> 01:05:24.730
chance to meet Ben Stiller. I don't know if he's

01:05:24.730 --> 01:05:30.369
in here or not. But I... I gave him a handshake

01:05:30.369 --> 01:05:33.250
and a hug. I got my man Fat Joe sitting in the

01:05:33.250 --> 01:05:36.190
back. Hell yeah! And Joe Budden. Don't forget

01:05:36.190 --> 01:05:40.750
about him. This is a great day for Mike Brown.

01:05:41.929 --> 01:05:44.829
I mean, I usually don't root for New York Dames,

01:05:44.869 --> 01:05:47.889
but there's so much more I like about them. There

01:05:47.889 --> 01:05:51.050
you go. And then there's this. Move over, friendship

01:05:51.050 --> 01:05:54.250
bracelets. Swifties are now bidding on a chair.

01:05:54.550 --> 01:05:57.230
Her auctions cite the realist. The seat Taylor

01:05:57.230 --> 01:06:00.250
Swift reportedly occupied for roughly three hours

01:06:00.250 --> 01:06:03.190
during Game 3 of the Eastern Conference Finals

01:06:03.190 --> 01:06:06.190
at Rocket Arena in Cleveland, Ohio, is up for

01:06:06.190 --> 01:06:08.929
auction. Let's just be honest. This is more proof

01:06:08.929 --> 01:06:10.710
that there are a bunch of parasocial, mentally

01:06:10.710 --> 01:06:27.409
ill Swifties. Copy hour. Copy hour. No! RyanHoppyRadio

01:06:27.409 --> 01:06:30.070
.com Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably

01:06:30.070 --> 01:06:33.389
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

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all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.

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podcast section. So whenever you listen to Hoppy

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Hour like you are right now in the podcast description,

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it's all of that. We're going to come back on

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Hoppy Hour and keep this party going and going.

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But let's hear from Hammerin' Hank, which you

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can hear the Hammerin' Hank show with Henry Oaks

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it out on his podcast feed. People with autism

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are often treated like they are different. Believe

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me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but my buddies

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may have known me as Hammer and Hank. I was labeled

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as slow when I started school. Come to find out

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at the age of 12. The doctors decided I was autistic.

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Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's

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degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the

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San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.

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So yes, I am different. People of autism have

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no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,

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love, and learn to gain education and join the

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workforce. I did it, and so can anyone else of

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autism. So when you meet someone with autism,

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don't feel sorry for them. Work with the condition.

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To find out more about autism, please visit Autism

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Speaks .org. Autism Speaks. It's time to listen.

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Welcome to Grimeyville. Grimeyville. Nigga. Nigga.

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Nigga. What you going? I'm going to meet my connect.

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This change ain't over money. The gun for the

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first time. I smell some funny. He never tried

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to pull it. But this Mr. Johnson. Hey, what could

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I say? I got a guilty conscience. When it comes

01:15:12.340 --> 01:15:15.699
to transacting, that cocaine I'm Just like Chris

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Tucker, I don't know it's the same time I'm gonna

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shut em down, open up shop They slowin' down

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money, time to get em off the block We pull up

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in that 10 -it -up, get in a sedan 20 deep, you

01:15:27.659 --> 01:15:30.399
know where that's the jump out pan Now I'ma show

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you power on the tip All you cowards out here,

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got 24 hours to flip I up the gun, I fed 24 cowards

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a strip My shorty's movin' And you wonder why

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I got the tool. Motherfuckers in Chicago. The

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nation's murder capital. Where your ass will

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get murdered for capital. Or leave you in back

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of alleys for a staff of two. And they steal

01:15:53.899 --> 01:15:57.699
ass with me. We ain't fucking around, man. How

01:15:57.699 --> 01:15:59.739
to get a record deal one -on -one. What do you

01:15:59.739 --> 01:16:02.640
think? This nigga just got my pimples. Killed

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him. Shot him above his grandmother's window.

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I'm going right where these goons is hiding.

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I don't care who's inside. Everybody with his

01:16:10.720 --> 01:16:13.939
fool. I'm on the block posted up with my niggz

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Like it's still 89, keep your head up for the

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pigs And I ain't tipping weed or cola neither

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That's for my shorties, they call me the overseer

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Yeah, now fuck up, I'll be over to see ya Holding

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a heater, smiling, standing over your bed If

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you're not from the streets, this shit's over

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your head You can't relate to the struggle, I'm

01:16:33.779 --> 01:16:36.920
closer to the dead I'm on my way to where I know

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these slaps at I'm gonna hit the stain if I gotta

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catch a cab back I got bad habits, and if you

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play with my mathematics I'ma next your ass,

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have it, and still they ask me Now you might

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got boy, but it moves you damn slow I got a spot

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that puffs easy like an ammo coat I'm from the

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curves and the corners, but it's fly in the gutter

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The streets is my home, I die in the gutter I

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got the feds on me, tryna spy I ain't gotta sell

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hours, they buying my butter. Old man, I'm like

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a footprint in the sand. He came, he went, I'm

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the main event. I play the game where the lanes

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are quick. You see the rocks on the void, cocksucker.

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Don't blame your bitch around me, I stay on my

01:17:29.659 --> 01:17:32.220
hustle. A young chemist show you how to cook

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an eighth in a month for one minute. How else

01:17:34.840 --> 01:17:37.079
you think I'm bringing the funds? In your spare

01:17:37.079 --> 01:17:39.479
time, I'm cleaning my guns. I put a theme on

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your son. Slap on the void, baby. You niggas

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We're going to show you niggas how to really

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do it. How to get a record deal one -on -one,

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niggas. Pay attention. Get your notebooks out.

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Get your beats up, man. This is street shit right

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here. We like that. Heavy in the style, nigga.

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Rest in peace. And nigga Gino. The Lord. Bump

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.net and there you can sign on. Hi, we're going

01:20:15.550 --> 01:20:17.270
to come back and I'll be out and keep this party

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going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco

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DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look normal, but the

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truth is, I have a condition known as autism.

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That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.

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Fact is, autism can strike anyone, regardless

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of who they are. People with autism normally

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have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication

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skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.

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In a recent study, people with autism are less

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likely to have a job and more likely to become

01:20:48.149 --> 01:20:51.430
homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends

01:20:51.430 --> 01:20:54.710
and family, having a college education. I have

01:20:54.710 --> 01:20:57.210
even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as

01:20:57.210 --> 01:20:59.529
an honorary personality for many years. Always

01:20:59.529 --> 01:21:01.510
remember that people with autism want the same

01:21:01.510 --> 01:21:04.369
things as you, to be happy and successful. To

01:21:04.369 --> 01:21:07.270
find out more about autism, please contact your

01:21:07.270 --> 01:21:10.489
local mental health center or visit autismspeech

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.org. This is Cameron Hanks, and I appreciate

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your kindness. Tic -Tac, clocks are jokin', playin'

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cool breaks Hoppy's hour, almost done, feels

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like robbery in banks Tryin' Hoppy on the mic,

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droppin' wisdom through streams Syndicated Skaro,

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now it's time to shatter dreams Oh, the Hoppy

01:21:26.050 --> 01:21:29.529
hour is comin' to a close Radio hits, made it

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like a Wilson Rose Laughter and joy, dissolvin'

01:21:32.829 --> 01:21:35.529
in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh, that's

01:21:35.529 --> 01:21:43.529
just so unfair Oh, my, it's buzzin', but the

01:21:43.529 --> 01:21:46.319
laugh There's glowing dim eardrums mixed in hoppy

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like fingers without rings. VHX to FM, shout

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out to the street. As soon as sound will vanish

01:21:51.539 --> 01:21:54.319
like shadows in the heat. Oh, the hoppy hour

01:21:54.319 --> 01:21:57.699
is coming to a close. Radio waves fading like

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a Wilson Rose. Lafrenzio rain is all been in

01:22:00.859 --> 01:22:44.180
the air. Like shadows in the heat. Noon in every

01:22:44.180 --> 01:22:46.560
night, like clockwork to a show Now it's time

01:22:46.560 --> 01:22:49.460
to face the silence like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy

01:22:49.460 --> 01:22:52.300
held the mic, with humor so divine The void left

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in our hearts wider than a canyon line LINE Empty

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speakers silenced by becoming to an end Like

01:23:03.640 --> 01:23:05.760
a rollercoaster stopping round a river's bend

01:23:05.760 --> 01:23:08.600
Hoppy's jokes and jabs, he's our daily grind

01:23:08.600 --> 01:23:11.039
Now silence louder than the thoughts we can't

01:23:11.039 --> 01:23:15.340
rewind The happy hour is coming to a close Radio

01:23:15.340 --> 01:23:17.960
waves, they are like the Wilson Rose Laughter

01:23:17.960 --> 01:23:20.760
and joy, dissolving in the air But we'll keep

01:23:20.760 --> 01:23:23.920
the rhythm, oh life's just so unfair The happy

01:23:23.920 --> 01:23:27.439
hour is coming to a close Radio waves, they are

01:23:27.439 --> 01:23:30.619
like the Wilson Rose Laughter and joy, dissolving

01:23:30.619 --> 01:23:33.439
in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh life's

01:23:33.439 --> 01:23:51.529
just so unfair RyanHockeyRadio .com And like

01:23:51.529 --> 01:23:55.850
that, he's gone. You probably had Taco Bell before.

01:23:56.069 --> 01:24:00.630
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is

01:24:00.630 --> 01:24:03.829
poop. I'll kick you a little and we'll call it

01:24:03.829 --> 01:24:16.930
a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is

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now over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast

01:24:32.819 --> 01:24:39.640
day. Good night and God bless America. Door is

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closing.