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up. What's happening? It is Hop -A -Day. And
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I hope all your dreams come true and that you
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get your rocks off tonight. And now, back to
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the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot
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97 .7. All kids out of the pool for adult swim.
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All kids out. Attention, FM DJs, your morning
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show prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive.
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Those are his good qualities. A sick person with
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a powerful tool. On three. You ready? One, two,
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three, go. Welcome to Hoppy Hour. In your heart,
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you know you like. Door is closing. Hi, this
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is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to
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Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm.
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With Ryan Hoppy. Hoppy. Yes, now. Now, now, now,
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now. If I hit this button, boom, the whole program's
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going to start. Okay, we're here. All right.
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starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This
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is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. It's time for Hoppy's
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Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh,
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yeah. My frickin' inbox blew up. Let's go over
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those messages. So I did the rant few days ago
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about how the WNBA is very ungrateful about Caitlyn
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Clark. And someone comments, yeah, real smart
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to kill your golden goose just for spite and
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envy. That's a good plan long term for a failing
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league. I also discussed. I posted a picture
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that said the best part of my childhood was not
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having back pain. And someone commented, Steve
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Pulaski, stove, from Dubuque, Iowa, the morning
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radio host out there and film critic, and said
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5A with arthritis in my spine. I literally feel
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your pain, my friend. Also, radio legend Dale
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Dudley. commented on my picture of me and Steve
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Dahl when I interviewed him and said, legend,
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I owe a lot to that show. I would get bootleg
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copies. Mm -hmm. By the way, I feel like what
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we got to do, we're not going to play too much
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of it, but I'm obsessed with this AI song. It's
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so freaking cloudy in Florida. Oh, yeah. Look
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out this window. The hell is going on? Driving
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me nuts. Yeah. I got it. See ya. I'm telling
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you, this has been one of the cloudiest stars
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ever. You would literally think you're in Seattle.
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I just love this song. It's kind of like Rusty
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Cage. It's like an AI Rusty Cage. But we're not
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going to live in the past because I made that
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song two days ago. Let's see what's going on
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in the room. Instagram. I spend my free time.
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When I'm not on dating apps looking for these
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clips and then I share them with you by saving
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them on my Google Docs. Unfortunately, good people
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can still lose in a relationship. A woman can
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destroy her family. Yeah, they often do. For
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their midlife currencies. Her happiness. While
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a man can destroy his happiness. For his family.
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Yeah, it's never good. A man can do everything
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right. Protect his relationship. And he'll still
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get screwed over. But I think the same could
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be said for women. They could do all the right
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things. And the man could still screw over. 8
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-5 -6. 49 Hoppy. Women can't do casual sex. Women
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can't and shouldn't have casual sex. I'm so sick
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of these freaking bloggers trying to C -block
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us. Again, if a woman wants to have sex, let
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them. Life's short and it's pleasurable. Here's
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why. Ladies, your body doesn't do casual. It
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doesn't do transactions. It should, though it
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feels so good. Why not? It does bonding. Yes.
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Is that hot time? Biologically, every single
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time you're physically intimate, your brain releases
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oxytocin, which is the same hormone that slams
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a mother into irreversible love. Oh, yeah, whatever.
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I'm just tired. I'm not saying you should have
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sex after every date. But, ladies and gentlemen,
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boys and girls, if the vibe is there and you're
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feeling it out and you honestly want to feel
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it out, as long as you're having a safe time,
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excellent. Good. It feels good. The drive home's
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nice. It is now your job to protect yourself.
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Your partner from other people. You know what?
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It's not your job to protect your partner from
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the attention of other men or women. Yeah, it's
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kind of funny when you got a hot ass girlfriend
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in the clubs checking them out. Or at Pride.
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You should not have to monitor every conversation,
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question every friendship, or compete for the
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place they promised was yours. Their loyalty
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is their responsibility. Whatever. I feel like
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people are overthinking dating. You look at the
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freaking boomers. They seem pretty happy. This
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dirty, rotten moron. Azealia Banks tells DJ Vlad
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that A $AP Rocky is the worst rapper of all time.
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I think he's one of the most underrated rappers.
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God of symphony, peso. He's got a lot of bangers.
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What does this broad have? Because DJ Vlad tweeted
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out who's the worst rapper and she said A $AP
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Rocky. She's just mad he probably didn't want
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to bang her. And this just in. He has had sex.
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Here's Hilary Duff talking about creepy interviews
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in the past. People ask me like when I lost my
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virginity. Like that's not cool. Yeah, it's kind
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of weird when you look back. But the 2000s was
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the 2000s. I see that. Yes. In interviews. Yeah.
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Like professional ones, not like this one, but
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like a real, like official. Yeah. God, you know,
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she's good in bed and you know, she brings it.
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I unfortunately would last like two minutes.
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Um, here's a spoiled wife. You're so spoiled.
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You're so spoiled. How do you get everything
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you want out of your husband? I use my body.
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I use my body and my mouth. Pretty regularly.
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Yeah, it's the way to our hearts. Happy, real
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happy about it. Yeah, it feels good. It feels
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good to be wanted, man. It's a nice feeling.
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But yeah, I don't wear a bra a lot. That works.
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Oh, yeah. If I had the disposable income to be
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this woman's sugar daddy. Mm -hmm. Same. There
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you go. She's pretty hot. Yeah, it's pretty,
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pretty fun. No, we got to overthink it. Here's
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Will Ferrell talking about when someone said
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he's no Larry David. I did have this amazing
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experience. It's weird how he looks like that
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other rock star, dude. I was at a restaurant.
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I was walking to the bathroom and I just happened
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to be in lockstep with this. Whatever. I know
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some people are like, I'm going to want to hear
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that. I'm bored. If I'm bored, you're bored.
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Here is my homie, Mike Cannon, who I was on a
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cruise with. To be in my Celtics cruising, he
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gave me a whole edible and I had the worst high
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panic attack of my life. Here he is talking about
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Gen Z social issues. Made more difficult by your
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talking. What grade were you in during COVID?
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That's my go -to question. I'm realizing, like,
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I got frustrated with people for a really long
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time. And I was like, why is everybody the worst
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fucking socialized? Like, they don't have, like,
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what's happening? And then I realized everybody
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got, like, mandatory autism. From being quarantined
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for... I mean, actually, you were in Texas. You
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have no excuse. Hey, he's a funny dude. He was
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the funniest guy on the cruise. Much funnier
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than Robert Kelly. You guys were outside in the
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fucking sun playing with each other. Calling
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us a bunch of hysterics. Yeah, I love my kid.
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That's my dog. Got me a little too high, but...
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I remember I was at the dinner table. And at
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attention, snap! Known as Robert Kelly was like,
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I don't want to smoke. I don't want to sing Kelly
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Clarkson right now. And then there was these
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frat boys next to our table. They're like, we're
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going to sing Kelly Clarkson. So everyone's singing
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since she'd been gone. And Kelp is streaming
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it to thousands of followers. And I'm sitting
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there getting stoned by the minute. And I'm trying
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to cut my steak dinner. And it's not working.
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And he zooms in on me and my eyes, I look so
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squinty. So then I went back to my room. I was
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in the elevator and I'm overlooking the whole
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freaking boat. And I see this older couple, like
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80 years old, look like characters out of Squid
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Billies. And I'm like, oh my God, I'm looking
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at my mortality. So then I had a panic attack
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and then the electricity went out and water was
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gone on my balcony. It was no good. I literally
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thought I was going to die. Why are young women
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choosing older men? Why are young women attracted
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to older men? It goes deeper than you think.
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It is not because they're broken gold diggers
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or being manipulative. It is because older men
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activate something that younger men haven't developed
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yet. Young women bring youth, beauty, curiosity,
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softness. Older men bring experience, confidence,
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emotional control. Yeah, stuff with the emotional
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control. When the younger woman gets mad, it's
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kind of like... Now, when I say this, I don't
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even want to make the analogy, but I'm too far
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deep. Because if I make an analogy to Floyd Mayweather
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in a boxing match, you're going to think I'm
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talking about hitting a woman. No, no, no. When
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you're in an argument with a woman, all you got
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to do is be like, Floyd Mayweather, where you
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dance? That's a terrible analogy. I don't even
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know why I thought it. I talk about that a lot,
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though. When people throw insults at me, I'll
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just be like, okay. I just dance around like
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Floyd Mayweather. But it probably wasn't the
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best analogy, so we're going to pretend I didn't
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do it. We're going to awkwardly move on. That's
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how I feel. That was also the sound of some car
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crash that just happened in Tampa. What is the
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sexiest thing a man can do? The sexiest thing
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a man can do has nothing to do with his looks.
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It's not his height, not his money, not his muscles.
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It's the way he makes a woman feel safe. Yeah,
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they want to feel safe. They want to feel like
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they're taking care of. And that's what Happy
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Papi provides. I provide all the good feelings.
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Narcissists don't pick people for love. They
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pick them for status and image. I saw someone
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ask in the comments, how did their ex go from
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making promises to them to instantly going to
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play house with someone new? And I know you're
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sitting there trying to make it make sense. How
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do they go from living a whole life with you
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and telling you that they love you and they're
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never going anywhere to discarding you overnight
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and within a few short months they're already
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living with someone new, running a business together
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and telling everyone that that's their soulmate.
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They act like you never existed. But here's the
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truth. They didn't change. They just flipped
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a switch. Yeah, I've had that happen. It's so
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cliche to go, oh, my ex is a narcissist. I don't
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think my ex is a narcissist. I just think they're
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the worst. But the radio morning shows are worth
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another textbook narcissist. They're all a bunch
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of nerds from the 1980s. They got a cool job
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in the 90s. They're like BoJack Horseman. What's
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going on with Jebediah? My girl. Women are attracted
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to those. Become a man who has options and you
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won't possess traits that repel women. I'll be
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honest. When I appear to have options, that's
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when I get laid. But there's this term called
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one -itis where you think this one girl is it.
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Whenever I have one -itis, it's no good. It often
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screws me over. It often gets me in trouble.
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Right, because clingy and needy, what does that
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scream? I can't get any other women. I agree.
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I think at the very point, it's something I work
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on. I have this realization when I'm talking
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to women that at any point, they could stop talking
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to me. When you go in with that mindset, you
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really appreciate the moment. You could be vibing
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with a girl hanging out. But also, you know what
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could happen? The fact that you just stop talking
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to you. I don't know. And just, you know, okay.
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Nice, nice talking to you. Interesting chat.
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Adrian Broner smoked weed with his brother and
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just got released from prison. Yeah, his brother,
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not Brunter. His brother looked really rough.
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Which made me wonder if he was exploiting him.
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What are the signs that women are looking for
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in a green flag and a man? These are signs that
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you are a walking green flag to women. And if
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you want to know what qualities women actually
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look for in men, I suggest you hit that follow
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button. Oh, that's so annoying. If your content's
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good enough, we don't need to be told. Check
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out the link in the bio. Shut up and get to the
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point. You can see more videos like this. One,
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you're emotionally aware. Yeah, it's a good thing
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to be aware of your emotions. You can read the
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room, you can know when someone's off, and you
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can stay calm when taking care of stressful situations.
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That's called that dead energy. Two, you prioritize
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your people. Yeah, you gotta watch out for your
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homies. If you start banging on a girl, you gotta
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make sure that you don't choose is the hoes before
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the bros. Whether it's your family or close friends,
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you're consistently the person they know they
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can count on. Whatever. They can count on me
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all night. I'm going to pound them. Although,
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even though I have a vasectomy, I do not last
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as long. It's very annoying. I'm sorry. Where's
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the Kleenex? I saw this video. It just really,
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really cracked me up. I don't know if you can
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tell by me laughing at myself. There's a video
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about women peeing in random places. I have a
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story for you. There was this girl. Her name
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was Kimberly. She was very hot, had a great rack,
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terrible personality, spoiled brat from New Haven,
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Connecticut, just coming out of a divorce. And
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we're parking in the AMC parking lot at AMC in
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downtown St. Pete. That's why it's called the
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AMC parking lot. I believe it's more sundial,
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to be exact. And we're on like the third or fourth
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floor. She goes, I gotta pee. I gotta pee. I'm
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like, well, we're right down the block from Pelican
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Pub. She's like, no, I gotta pee. I gotta pee.
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So she lifts up her skirt, had no panties in,
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and just starts peeing. And I was like, there
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I go. but man did she bring the ruckus that night
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i swear guys get drunk and just pee in the weirdest
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places oh i thought it was women pee in the weirdest
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places they do too i know so many girls where
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their boyfriend like had an accident in their
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bed uh so okay this video was actually reversed
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what i was talking about but it can happen with
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both genders A lot of time during the day when
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I'm looking for videos to talk about, I don't
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have time to watch it. And then it's something
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I learned from my former boss, Tom Bernard, radio
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legend. Now, I think he was doing it because
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he just didn't want to read things before the
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show. But he said he loved reading and hearing
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news for the first time on the show because he
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felt like he was learning with his audience.
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And I take that. Here's how you respond to disrespect.
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When someone disrespects you in front of others,
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don't match their energy. Own the room with my
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three -step power response. Number one is your
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body language. So you're going to sit or stand
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tall. Make eye contact. Don't flinch. Your stillness
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is louder than their words. Number two is your
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tone. Keep it calm, cool, and controlled. Think
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low, steady voice that doesn't rise to meet the
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chaos. I go, okay. I used to kind of respond
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and talk to people. Now I go, okay, cool. 856
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-49 -HAPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773. Jason Bateman
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said he almost left Hollywood with a duffel bag
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of money. I'm sure that money was claimed by
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the IRS. Could your relationship benefit from
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one hour of uninterrupted connection? This one
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small habit will change your relationship. Pick
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a time and put the phone down. You gotta not.
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Every single day for one hour. Not because your
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phone is evil, but because your partner can read
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you. I do try to limit my screen time and not
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always be on. It's not healthy in the club. Here's
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50 Cent talking about dominating TV. What you
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did in music, you're starting to do in the television.
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Yeah! Power's the queen! this show with the power
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and all the power uh spinoffs and now violent
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what is it that you're seeing in this genre that
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makes you want to continue well it's a big gap
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it's like as far as diversity is concerned you
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know like so it's plenty you know i mean Hey,
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love, Stevie. I'm embraced with open arms from
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like Tyler Perry and other talent. Yeah, you
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don't want to be associated with that loser.
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Pack a few guys out there. He's doing his thing
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now. I'm 50, I said. When I'm 50, I said. I told
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him. I said, you're 50. I said, hey, man, I'm
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a huge fan. I had all your CDs and you're on.
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He goes, thanks, dude. I go, Power's my favorite
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show. He took the picture and he goes, well,
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that's good because I got more coming up. That
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was cool. Meaning 50 Cent. Even though I was
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with Beasley Media Group, I snuck with Cox Media
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and man, saw some of my old coworkers. That Tuesday,
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Kelton released an unflattering selfie of me.
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which are hard to find because I'm always flat
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array locking. Hey, so handsome. Can you cheat
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and still be in love? The other part of cheating.
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Well, not cheating, but they've allowed them
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to just quietly go. I've had a lot of people
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who come in and say to me, he had a bunch of
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affairs over the years and I just let it go.
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Like she had a bunch of us. Yeah. I think it's
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a lot of times to wear in a relationship. I've
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seen it with morning radio. They're in a relationship
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and they're afraid to get out of it. And then
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they don't know what to do. Mm -hmm. Fairs over
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the years, and we didn't make an issue of it.
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Yeah, really. And see, just the fact that you,
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and it's understandable, I'm not, whatever. Honestly,
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when women are talking about dating, it's a lot
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better than when these men are. Mm -hmm. It's
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like what Ian Beckles one time told me. I prefer
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the presence of a woman over a man. Mm -hmm.
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I assure you do, Ian Beckles. Neon explains his
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relationship about his relationship with Iggy
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Azalea to Logan Paul. That's what I'm trying
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to say. He gives an inside look and a stop that
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other people, a real inside look. Is that all
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you've seen from me, bro? Dude, I have to be
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honest with you. I think she has a crush on you
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or something. Iggy, I love you. Did you guys?
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Did you guys? No, it's not like you and Lana.
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No, it's different. Me and Iggy are business
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partners. She's a very smart woman. She's led
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me and taught me a lot of things. And we're going
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to continue to. God, he sounds so weird. You
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know, stream, build a relationship and make money.
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What do you mean? All right. So there's that.
00:26:07.680 --> 00:26:09.700
Here he is talking about how he's afraid of dying.
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I thought this was the deepest he's ever been.
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Hey, wait. So are you afraid of death? Yes. He
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said he would. Yeah. Yes. And I'm gonna be honest
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because I used to be like really, really religious.
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Like I would pray to God every day. Please make
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me one of the biggest streamers. Put all these
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ideas in my head. Make the money come in. And
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he did it. And then after that, when you're in
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it and you're in L .A. and you eat all these
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things, all these distractions, I'm dead. I lost
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it. What? Oh, I thought you were saying like
00:26:33.259 --> 00:26:34.980
now I don't know. I gave you all this stuff.
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You don't know. But like I lost it. So now, like,
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obviously, if I was closer with God, I would
00:26:40.500 --> 00:26:42.519
feel more, you know, more comfortable. But I
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really am scared of that. You're saying you lost
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your relationship with God a little bit. Yes.
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Tell me why. Shut the fuck up, Logan. He's not
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real. Freaking grifter. Suicide force douchebag.
00:26:57.200 --> 00:27:01.599
Can't read in the room, pretend only Scott. What
00:27:01.599 --> 00:27:05.099
do we have here? Here's DJ Academics talking
00:27:05.099 --> 00:27:08.920
about Rick Ross' album sales. Yo, we love Ross.
00:27:09.059 --> 00:27:13.700
I thought it was a good album. I got some bangers.
00:27:13.779 --> 00:27:15.799
People are mean about it. I love Ross personally.
00:27:16.039 --> 00:27:17.299
You know what I mean? I ain't really going over
00:27:17.299 --> 00:27:21.539
like, you know, but like, bruv. Yo, the spade
00:27:21.539 --> 00:27:27.259
is the spade. Whatever. There you go. 8 -5 -6.
00:27:28.740 --> 00:27:32.940
49 Hoppy. Powerball winner is in trouble. James
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Farthing. James Farthing, who won the largest
00:27:36.220 --> 00:27:42.539
Powerball jackpot ever at $167 .3 million, has
00:27:42.539 --> 00:27:45.700
been arrested for the fourth time. Of course
00:27:45.700 --> 00:27:49.500
he's from Kentucky. This time for allegedly strangling
00:27:49.500 --> 00:27:55.269
a woman. Oh, yeah. Man of the year. He probably
00:27:55.269 --> 00:27:58.710
did not need that money. He looks like a white
00:27:58.710 --> 00:28:01.730
trash loser. She's like, I love when Rover was
00:28:01.730 --> 00:28:07.470
on in Louisville. Here's advice from a porn star.
00:28:07.970 --> 00:28:10.490
Guys should not chase women. They should chase
00:28:10.490 --> 00:28:13.650
money. I agree, because then women come around.
00:28:14.250 --> 00:28:16.809
Why? Because the more money you have, the more
00:28:16.809 --> 00:28:22.289
women you'll have. I agree. I agree. Here's a
00:28:22.289 --> 00:28:23.910
woman talking about begging her mom to retire
00:28:23.910 --> 00:28:26.200
from porn. Question I really have to ask because
00:28:26.200 --> 00:28:28.539
it was a very big thing for me growing up. I'm
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not going to lie. You pissed me off a lot growing
00:28:31.839 --> 00:28:34.039
up with the dancing because I used to wonder,
00:28:34.140 --> 00:28:37.859
when are you going to stop? So what was the official
00:28:37.859 --> 00:28:40.400
age you actually stopped stripping? Because I
00:28:40.400 --> 00:28:46.400
begged you for a long time. So I would say 45.
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Mother of the year, whoever you are. Here is
00:28:51.589 --> 00:28:53.789
Ming Luan Li. Never heard of her. Looks like
00:28:53.789 --> 00:28:55.549
a rapper. Talking about how people want to buy
00:28:55.549 --> 00:28:58.430
her burps and farts. If y 'all want to see my
00:28:58.430 --> 00:29:00.809
feet, my sex. I think I might be trans. Let me
00:29:00.809 --> 00:29:03.670
ask you too. Let me know that offer is still
00:29:03.670 --> 00:29:05.950
on the motherfucking table. Adam, please tell
00:29:05.950 --> 00:29:13.269
them to buy my feet. Buy her feet. Crips on that
00:29:13.269 --> 00:29:17.839
bitch. Wow. Every time I watch a no jumper clip,
00:29:17.980 --> 00:29:20.099
I feel bad about myself. But it's good entertainment
00:29:20.099 --> 00:29:25.000
because they're losers. And Adam does not like
00:29:25.000 --> 00:29:29.880
me. So I guess Bunny XO and Jilly Roll unfiltered
00:29:29.880 --> 00:29:33.539
each other. That is what you call a very quick
00:29:33.539 --> 00:29:38.579
divorce. Ex -UFC star Anthony Smith arrested
00:29:38.579 --> 00:29:41.039
for domestic violence and false imprisonment.
00:29:41.819 --> 00:29:44.859
What an idiot. Betty Blanco and Selena Gomez
00:29:44.859 --> 00:29:48.220
were making out on the beach in France. JP Morgan
00:29:48.220 --> 00:29:51.640
banker wanted a threesome with employees. Jared
00:29:51.640 --> 00:29:54.339
Leto is being accused of having sex with a teenager
00:29:54.339 --> 00:29:56.640
and is denying it. What's he going to say? Oh
00:29:56.640 --> 00:30:01.279
yeah, I totally did it. And Kanye settles his
00:30:01.279 --> 00:30:03.200
sexual assault lawsuit. So he probably did a
00:30:03.200 --> 00:30:06.559
little bit of it. This dirty rotten broad being
00:30:06.559 --> 00:30:11.839
Gavin Newsom's side chick won't go away. There
00:30:11.839 --> 00:30:13.599
was a famous TV anchor that was getting free
00:30:13.599 --> 00:30:16.279
tickets to the World Cup and was posting about
00:30:16.279 --> 00:30:19.140
it and got in trouble. And there's been a lot
00:30:19.140 --> 00:30:26.119
of tornadoes up north. It's no good. What is
00:30:26.119 --> 00:30:28.519
micro -cheating? What is micro -cheating? It's
00:30:28.519 --> 00:30:31.440
kind of this new hot buzzword or buzz thing.
00:30:31.819 --> 00:30:35.099
It's basically emotional affairs. It's where
00:30:35.099 --> 00:30:38.200
you're flirtatious or looking for interactions
00:30:38.200 --> 00:30:42.200
outside of your relationship. Yeah, morning radio
00:30:42.200 --> 00:30:48.660
does it. Let's see here. 856. 49 Hoppy. That's
00:30:48.660 --> 00:30:53.440
856 -494 -6773. Here's Adrian and Bronner interviewing
00:30:53.440 --> 00:31:01.680
a woman if she's married. Him and Dean McGrath
00:31:01.680 --> 00:31:04.779
are just made for each other. They're morons!
00:31:08.180 --> 00:31:12.660
Damn. Sounds great. Usher apologizes to the fan.
00:31:12.839 --> 00:31:15.490
I take full responsibility. And I want to offer
00:31:15.490 --> 00:31:17.690
my sincere apology to the young woman. He thought
00:31:17.690 --> 00:31:20.890
she wanted her. Him. I want to see the vagina.
00:31:21.210 --> 00:31:23.950
He thought she wanted him. She went on stage.
00:31:24.269 --> 00:31:27.710
His daddy rod and broad's one dungeon. Now you
00:31:27.710 --> 00:31:31.769
say sorry? But to be honest, you shouldn't be
00:31:31.769 --> 00:31:34.750
kissing people because of your herp. Mm -hmm.
00:31:35.329 --> 00:31:37.890
I mean, it was never my intention to make anyone
00:31:37.890 --> 00:31:41.170
feel uncomfortable. Yeah, she's just a dumb broad.
00:31:41.569 --> 00:31:44.549
My stage. At the time. We were in an audience
00:31:44.549 --> 00:31:46.950
participation segment of the show, but I quickly
00:31:46.950 --> 00:31:57.849
realized she looked very stiff. Whatever. 8 -5
00:31:57.849 --> 00:32:02.730
-6. 49 hobby. Dr. Fauci pleaded the fifth. He's
00:32:02.730 --> 00:32:06.309
definitely going to look guilty. Here's DJ Academics
00:32:06.309 --> 00:32:16.220
talking about Britney Renner. What an annoying
00:32:16.220 --> 00:32:18.339
hag. She's twerking it outside of her car. She
00:32:18.339 --> 00:32:20.220
doesn't know what she wants to be. She's a bust
00:32:20.220 --> 00:32:25.359
down. I don't need to listen to that. She's getting
00:32:25.359 --> 00:32:40.400
more annoying by the day. We are 42 days away
00:32:40.400 --> 00:32:45.220
from the NFL coming back. And Ben Cleveland has
00:32:45.220 --> 00:32:52.319
been released. Oh, man. Tony Romo might have
00:32:52.319 --> 00:32:55.200
to step back from the spotlight after that DUI
00:32:55.200 --> 00:32:57.960
video. I watched it last night. It's not great,
00:32:58.200 --> 00:33:02.700
but the cop was kind of a bitch. She was definitely
00:33:02.700 --> 00:33:06.880
flexing her power. Kyle Shanahan takes responsibility
00:33:06.880 --> 00:33:11.980
for his car crash. That's good. Because you caused
00:33:11.980 --> 00:33:16.319
it. He was looking for his cell phone. Oh, we
00:33:16.319 --> 00:33:21.180
have so much going on in the NFL. Mm -hmm. Mm
00:33:21.180 --> 00:33:26.420
-hmm. Sean McVay says, ask TMZ about Aaron Donald
00:33:26.420 --> 00:33:29.680
coming back. So is there a chance? You're saying
00:33:29.680 --> 00:33:45.799
there's a chance? Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Here is Antonio
00:33:45.799 --> 00:34:15.349
Brown making fun of Ryan Clark. That's a very
00:34:15.349 --> 00:34:18.449
good point by a mentally old man. Michael Vick
00:34:18.449 --> 00:34:21.429
said he handed one man $8 million before prison
00:34:21.429 --> 00:34:23.230
and doesn't know where it went. Yeah, it can't
00:34:23.230 --> 00:34:26.869
be great. He got out of prison and been in there
00:34:26.869 --> 00:34:37.340
two years. Like, where's my money? Justin Herbert
00:34:37.340 --> 00:34:41.239
has made Madison Beer his the Make You Mind singer.
00:34:41.320 --> 00:34:44.760
Oh yeah! We all know she suffers from anxiety.
00:34:45.579 --> 00:34:49.260
And I think it's great that they're getting married.
00:34:49.679 --> 00:34:52.380
The Los Angeles Chargers quarterback are officially
00:34:52.380 --> 00:34:55.019
engaged. I hope you never choose on her. She's
00:34:55.019 --> 00:35:06.099
a hot piece of ass. You know, when she walked
00:35:06.099 --> 00:35:09.619
out, he was a puddle. Travis Kelsey could not
00:35:09.619 --> 00:35:13.699
hold back his tears. Oh, my God. So he was tearing
00:35:13.699 --> 00:35:15.739
up when she walked down the aisle. What's he
00:35:15.739 --> 00:35:20.579
going to do? Fucking frown? Jesus Christ. Karlie
00:35:20.579 --> 00:35:23.019
Kloss is speaking out about Taylor Swift and
00:35:23.019 --> 00:35:25.320
Travis Kelsey's wedding. I don't even want to
00:35:25.320 --> 00:35:26.739
hear it, honestly, because, like, we know they're
00:35:26.739 --> 00:35:28.719
not going to tell the... It probably sucked,
00:35:28.880 --> 00:35:30.880
and we don't... I mean, we're never going to
00:35:30.880 --> 00:35:36.840
hear it. Everyone kisses their ass. Chiefs quarterback
00:35:36.840 --> 00:35:39.800
Patrick Mahomes says he's afraid his injury may
00:35:39.800 --> 00:35:42.960
impact his time in the NFL. Yeah, you know, he's
00:35:42.960 --> 00:35:46.880
got to be careful. But now that he's got Eric
00:35:46.880 --> 00:35:50.280
Biennemi back, I think he should be set. Speaking
00:35:50.280 --> 00:35:54.440
of Eric Biennemi. So let's now get to the story
00:35:54.440 --> 00:35:56.980
out of Virginia where police say that the son
00:35:56.980 --> 00:35:59.840
of a Kansas City Chiefs coach shot his mother.
00:35:59.880 --> 00:36:01.889
Our Pierre Thomas has been reporting. So that
00:36:01.889 --> 00:36:05.849
was Eric Bannerman. Here, his son enters this.
00:36:06.269 --> 00:36:09.489
Aaron Rodgers' biggest play call this offseason
00:36:09.489 --> 00:36:13.150
came from his wife. The wife we've never seen.
00:36:13.730 --> 00:36:16.030
The Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback revealed
00:36:16.030 --> 00:36:18.469
that... I forgot he's still in Pittsburgh for
00:36:18.469 --> 00:36:21.130
some reason. ...wife Brittany played a key role
00:36:21.130 --> 00:36:24.809
in his decision to return for one final NFL season.
00:36:25.190 --> 00:36:29.269
All right, so there's that. Okay. It's got on
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with TMZ. Mm -hmm. Today on TMZ. Well, we know
00:36:37.250 --> 00:36:42.070
this. Diddy's life in solitary is stark. Loser!
00:36:42.849 --> 00:36:45.630
There is exactly one person who can visit him
00:36:45.630 --> 00:36:47.829
every day, and that's it. That's a doctor. We
00:36:47.829 --> 00:36:50.150
broke the story last week. He got in a fight
00:36:50.150 --> 00:36:52.150
with another inmate. He's been in solitary confinement.
00:36:52.170 --> 00:36:54.769
While he's in solitary, he gets blankets, a mattress,
00:36:54.949 --> 00:36:58.010
a pillow, toilet paper, and legal and non -legal,
00:36:58.010 --> 00:37:00.429
as well as religious books. Solitary is terrible.
00:37:00.710 --> 00:37:03.130
Drug high religious books. It drives you crazy.
00:37:03.369 --> 00:37:05.590
An hour seems like a day. Yeah, and then they
00:37:05.590 --> 00:37:10.630
throw books. God, that would be hell. Sidney
00:37:10.630 --> 00:37:12.710
Sweeney and Scooter Braun went to New Zealand
00:37:12.710 --> 00:37:16.849
together. Oh yeah! Posted a video of the two
00:37:16.849 --> 00:37:19.969
of them doing a tandem bungee jump in New Zealand.
00:37:20.409 --> 00:37:50.750
A crazy drop. I have this hot -ass wife. He's
00:37:50.750 --> 00:38:02.349
plowing. Mmm! Poor guy. Supermodel Rosie Huntington
00:38:02.349 --> 00:38:04.969
-Whiteley sharing a rare look inside her family
00:38:04.969 --> 00:38:08.630
life with Jason Statham. Oh, yeah! Everybody's
00:38:08.630 --> 00:38:11.989
a great dad. As she celebrates his 59th birthday.
00:38:12.289 --> 00:38:16.269
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! That makes me feel old.
00:38:16.769 --> 00:38:23.139
Jason Statham, 59 years old! now to the ceo of
00:38:23.139 --> 00:38:26.239
cracker barrel step why the uh why the fuck is
00:38:26.239 --> 00:38:29.199
joe buck and good morning america stepping down
00:38:29.199 --> 00:38:33.139
less than a year after the redesign of the restaurant's
00:38:33.139 --> 00:38:38.579
iconic oh the moron's got something man uh what's
00:38:38.579 --> 00:38:41.300
going on here i sent her a letter and she sent
00:38:41.300 --> 00:38:43.340
me a hat i sent her a letter and she sent me
00:38:43.340 --> 00:38:46.900
a hat oprah winfrey no shut up you hag was beyonce
00:38:46.900 --> 00:38:50.539
is forever that girl girl the former talk show
00:38:50.539 --> 00:38:53.940
host has a true fangirl moment while recalling
00:38:53.940 --> 00:38:56.900
that she's such a pig time she received a special
00:38:56.900 --> 00:38:59.780
gift from the grammy winner after attending her
00:38:59.780 --> 00:39:03.840
renaissance tour in 2023 during here was the
00:39:03.840 --> 00:39:12.179
moment i don't know why it's doing that I was
00:39:12.179 --> 00:39:14.099
trying to do this. This show is a little more
00:39:14.099 --> 00:39:17.039
irritated today. We're more off the log, computer
00:39:17.039 --> 00:39:22.599
freezing. Here was the moment when Oprah got
00:39:22.599 --> 00:39:32.739
the new little present from Beyonce. Jessica
00:39:32.739 --> 00:39:39.639
Shannon is officially ending her marriage less
00:39:39.639 --> 00:39:42.469
than a year after tying the knot. Yeah, you're
00:39:42.469 --> 00:39:44.409
not being married to her, is it worse? Selling
00:39:44.409 --> 00:39:46.730
for divorce from her wife, Cheyenne McCant, and
00:39:46.730 --> 00:39:49.190
admitting their marriage is irretrievably broken.
00:39:49.510 --> 00:39:55.130
It was ten months after some cheating. Let's
00:39:55.130 --> 00:39:57.610
take a turn now. A new study suggests driverless
00:39:57.610 --> 00:40:01.510
cars like Waymo... may have a safety edge over
00:40:01.510 --> 00:40:04.309
people behind the wheel. NBC5 responds PJ Rendau
00:40:04.309 --> 00:40:06.550
in studio to break down this study. She's got
00:40:06.550 --> 00:40:09.269
an update on when robo -taxis could start picking
00:40:09.269 --> 00:40:13.489
up passengers here in Illinois. Allison and Stephan,
00:40:13.710 --> 00:40:16.369
Waymos make headlines pretty often these days,
00:40:16.409 --> 00:40:18.769
usually when they shut down in traffic or during
00:40:18.769 --> 00:40:21.690
storms or power outages. But now a new study
00:40:21.690 --> 00:40:24.210
from the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety
00:40:24.210 --> 00:40:26.710
is drawing attention to... All right, so they're
00:40:26.710 --> 00:40:29.969
coming to Illinois soon. Mm -hmm. And a world.
00:40:30.130 --> 00:40:34.769
A world. Sharna Burgess is clearing up rumors
00:40:34.769 --> 00:40:37.829
of a destination wedding with her fiance, Brian
00:40:37.829 --> 00:40:41.650
Austin Green. All right. Whatever. Today's a
00:40:41.650 --> 00:40:43.170
faster show. It's probably only going to be an
00:40:43.170 --> 00:40:46.769
hour. Singer Sam Smith confirms their engagement
00:40:46.769 --> 00:40:50.170
to Christian Cowan. I like Sam Smith. Disclosure.
00:40:50.170 --> 00:40:54.050
That song was pretty good. Law Roach just wants
00:40:54.050 --> 00:40:56.789
people to congratulate and celebrate his longtime
00:40:56.789 --> 00:41:00.130
muse Zendaya and her husband Tom Holland instead
00:41:00.130 --> 00:41:03.050
of speculating about the who, what, when, where,
00:41:03.050 --> 00:41:05.250
and how. Well, of course he's saying that now.
00:41:06.150 --> 00:41:09.369
Whatever gender it is, I'll be careful. Their
00:41:09.369 --> 00:41:11.510
hairstylist was the one that spilled the details.
00:41:11.610 --> 00:41:13.329
Of course they're mad at you. I gotta see this
00:41:13.329 --> 00:41:15.969
movie in the theater. All right, should we do
00:41:15.969 --> 00:41:17.809
some pop? Let's please. All right, let's do that,
00:41:17.869 --> 00:41:19.670
shall we? Good morning, everybody. We are so
00:41:19.670 --> 00:41:22.389
excited here celebrating the toys who took on
00:41:22.389 --> 00:41:25.289
tech. Toy Story 5 just crossed the $1 billion
00:41:25.289 --> 00:41:27.849
milestone. And they're going to make $1 billion
00:41:27.849 --> 00:41:31.050
and $20 this weekend. I'm going to go and see
00:41:31.050 --> 00:41:43.360
it. Go. Oh, yeah. Anthony Edwards does not have
00:41:43.360 --> 00:41:47.300
to pay his baby mama more money. You know he's
00:41:47.300 --> 00:42:01.489
happy about that. MJ to Kobe, legends in the
00:42:01.489 --> 00:42:04.489
game. Shaq's big presence, true hall of fame.
00:42:04.949 --> 00:42:07.829
Hoppy's skills at T ain't playing tame. Behind
00:42:07.829 --> 00:42:10.909
the curtain, nothing left the same. Hoppy's moves,
00:42:10.989 --> 00:42:13.570
man, he knows it all. Through scandals to the
00:42:13.570 --> 00:42:16.809
court, rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have
00:42:16.809 --> 00:42:19.789
a ball. Hoppy, y 'all got that shock and awe.
00:42:20.070 --> 00:42:23.030
If you asked me what I feel like was my best
00:42:23.030 --> 00:42:25.710
season that I had, or I felt the most complete
00:42:25.710 --> 00:42:34.010
as a basketball player, I would say 2018, 2017
00:42:34.010 --> 00:42:38.570
-18 season, I felt. I felt. Yeah, even though
00:42:38.570 --> 00:42:46.449
they did not win. Like, I could do no wrong out
00:42:46.449 --> 00:42:47.909
there on the basketball field. It looked like
00:42:47.909 --> 00:42:50.409
it did. Offensively, defensively. You just couldn't
00:42:50.409 --> 00:42:54.130
win in the finals. But besides that. That's the
00:42:54.130 --> 00:42:59.070
only thing. Here's Paul Pierce saying Carmelo
00:42:59.070 --> 00:43:03.369
was hard to guard. I'd rather guard LeBron, Kobe,
00:43:03.630 --> 00:43:08.449
T -Mag before Melo. Yeah, he's got to be hard
00:43:08.449 --> 00:43:14.969
to guard. Mm -hmm. Actually, we're not going
00:43:14.969 --> 00:43:17.050
to play it a fed -ass Brian Winhurst talking
00:43:17.050 --> 00:43:19.969
about Michael Jordan versus LeBron. That is when
00:43:19.969 --> 00:43:21.909
you got a slow news day in sports is when you
00:43:21.909 --> 00:43:25.260
talk about that. Here is Draymond talking about
00:43:25.260 --> 00:43:27.039
why he thinks LeBron didn't join the Warriors.
00:43:27.219 --> 00:43:29.340
If you go back to Cleveland, even if you go back
00:43:29.340 --> 00:43:31.500
to Cleveland and win the championship, it's not
00:43:31.500 --> 00:43:34.380
going to be as good as 2016. If you go to Miami
00:43:34.380 --> 00:43:36.139
and win the championship, it's not going to be
00:43:36.139 --> 00:43:38.760
as good as 2012, 2013. That's a very good point.
00:43:38.860 --> 00:43:41.340
Those two places kind of got eliminated just
00:43:41.340 --> 00:43:44.380
because. You look at Golden State, and I ultimately
00:43:44.380 --> 00:43:47.519
don't think Brown was ever able to get over the
00:43:47.519 --> 00:43:53.679
history. That's a good point. And here's actually
00:43:53.679 --> 00:43:56.179
Patrick Bet -David said the Knicks turned down
00:43:56.179 --> 00:43:59.340
LeBron. Patrick Bet -David's got something against
00:43:59.340 --> 00:44:04.260
LeBron that it's just annoying. Here, Charles
00:44:04.260 --> 00:44:09.059
Barkley says that LeBron is a team stacker. You
00:44:09.059 --> 00:44:10.940
were on with Stephen A. Smith. That's why I thought
00:44:10.940 --> 00:44:13.159
you had a problem that LeBron's always stacking
00:44:13.159 --> 00:44:15.659
his teams. Yeah, that's been one of my critics.
00:44:15.780 --> 00:44:17.699
Well, most people criticize him for that. He
00:44:17.699 --> 00:44:20.079
always stacks his team. But what's wrong with
00:44:20.079 --> 00:44:22.500
wanting to build a team that can win a championship
00:44:22.500 --> 00:44:25.219
or going to? First of all, let's see. There you
00:44:25.219 --> 00:44:27.119
go. He didn't build a team. He manufactured.
00:44:27.119 --> 00:44:29.500
He built a team in Los Angeles. Shut up, damn
00:44:29.500 --> 00:44:32.619
Patrick. You're a bitch. Here's Paul Pierce talking
00:44:32.619 --> 00:44:35.340
about ESPN firing him for that live stream. I
00:44:35.340 --> 00:44:50.840
got fired. For what? On your day off. Man. When
00:44:50.840 --> 00:44:53.019
I was in Cleveland, I got fired on my day off,
00:44:53.019 --> 00:44:55.139
too. Well, actually, I was suspended, but whatever.
00:45:09.389 --> 00:45:12.750
Ryan Hoppy Radio dot com. The hour will be right
00:45:12.750 --> 00:45:15.670
back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever
00:45:15.670 --> 00:45:20.869
we're going outside, all I smell is poop. We
00:45:20.869 --> 00:45:23.590
also need to be affectionate. And you can see
00:45:23.590 --> 00:45:27.090
that with Barack and Michelle as well. They do
00:45:27.090 --> 00:45:30.829
a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting. And
00:45:30.829 --> 00:45:35.949
we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. As
00:45:35.949 --> 00:45:37.949
a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
00:45:37.949 --> 00:45:40.630
to this next song, you can skip over it. But
00:45:40.630 --> 00:45:43.309
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
00:45:43.570 --> 00:45:47.610
so stick around, folks. Oh, yeah. Mm -hmm. If
00:45:47.610 --> 00:45:50.869
you're listening in Fresno, it's about 645, man.
00:45:51.130 --> 00:45:53.969
Mm -hmm. The mix show is up next, but it is National
00:45:53.969 --> 00:45:56.409
Chicken Wing Day, so here's DJ Solo with Chicken
00:45:56.409 --> 00:46:00.530
Wing. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be
00:46:00.530 --> 00:46:06.199
right back. Hey! What it is? I go by the name
00:46:06.199 --> 00:46:09.579
Solo. And I got a new dance for the Midwest.
00:46:10.760 --> 00:46:13.960
We call it to the chicken wine. I don't do no
00:46:13.960 --> 00:46:17.119
bird walk. I do my chicken wine. I don't do no
00:46:17.119 --> 00:46:28.289
chicken wine. I don't do no bird walk. Now I
00:46:28.289 --> 00:46:31.010
do my chicken wine Put that thing up on the floor
00:46:31.010 --> 00:46:33.210
Cause block gon' smash up in this town Shorty
00:46:33.210 --> 00:46:35.150
over there, she gettin' it, man Shorty over there,
00:46:35.190 --> 00:46:37.070
she gettin' it, too Right hand up, while your
00:46:37.070 --> 00:46:38.989
left leg down Lil' mama show me what that booty
00:46:38.989 --> 00:46:41.389
do Bet you can't do it like me, hell no Bet you
00:46:41.389 --> 00:46:43.349
can't do it like her, hell no Bet you can't do
00:46:43.349 --> 00:46:45.309
the chicken wine like me In the VIP when the
00:46:45.309 --> 00:46:47.849
DJ turn the sound I don't do no bird walk I do
00:46:47.849 --> 00:46:50.809
my chicken wine, chicken wine Chicken wine, chicken
00:46:50.809 --> 00:46:54.110
wine, chicken wine I don't do no stankin' legs
00:46:54.110 --> 00:46:59.809
I do my chicken wine, chicken wine I don't do
00:46:59.809 --> 00:47:06.409
no bird walk, I do my chicken wine I don't do
00:47:06.409 --> 00:47:12.389
no steak and eggs, I do my chicken wine When
00:47:12.389 --> 00:47:15.469
I'm in a club, you know I do my chicken wine
00:47:15.469 --> 00:47:17.969
I love doing my chicken wine like I love eating
00:47:17.969 --> 00:47:20.869
chicken wine You take your right leg and then
00:47:20.869 --> 00:47:22.889
you start to wig it Start to wig it You take
00:47:22.889 --> 00:47:25.010
your arms, move them round just like a chicken
00:47:25.010 --> 00:47:27.050
Just like a chicken Now you make a circle when
00:47:27.050 --> 00:47:29.710
your legs get to wobbling And then you feel the
00:47:29.710 --> 00:47:32.690
heat, then your head starts to knock I don't
00:47:32.690 --> 00:47:39.230
do no bird walk, I do my chicken walk I don't
00:47:39.230 --> 00:47:45.710
do no bird walk, I do my chicken walk I don't
00:47:45.710 --> 00:47:48.769
do no bird walk, I do my chicken walk Chicken
00:47:48.769 --> 00:47:51.909
wine, chicken wine, chicken wine, chicken wine
00:47:51.909 --> 00:47:54.570
I don't do no stangling, I do my chicken wine
00:47:54.570 --> 00:47:57.349
Chicken wine, chicken wine, chicken wine, chicken
00:47:57.349 --> 00:48:00.510
wine, chicken wine Yeah, you know my name, yeah
00:48:00.510 --> 00:48:03.530
So low in design, so low I do my thing, I make
00:48:03.530 --> 00:48:05.849
it bang, I do my chicken wine That's right, I'm
00:48:05.849 --> 00:48:09.090
going off that Bacardi I feel it in my body When
00:48:09.090 --> 00:48:10.750
it's on, come on, shorty gon' get gone Let's
00:48:10.750 --> 00:48:13.750
get loose in this party Go right, to the left,
00:48:13.750 --> 00:48:17.510
to the left, to the right Go up, not down, turn
00:48:17.510 --> 00:48:20.619
around, that's right Now pause for a second and
00:48:20.619 --> 00:48:23.619
just look up in the sky Now do your chicken wine,
00:48:23.659 --> 00:48:25.880
that's how we do it in the shop I don't do no
00:48:25.880 --> 00:48:28.800
bird walk, I do my chicken wine Chicken wine,
00:48:28.860 --> 00:48:32.360
chicken wine, chicken wine, chicken wine I don't
00:48:32.360 --> 00:48:35.039
do no stanky lick, I do my chicken wine Chicken
00:48:35.039 --> 00:48:38.019
wine, chicken wine, chicken wine, chicken wine
00:48:38.019 --> 00:48:41.239
I don't do no bird walk, I do my chicken wine
00:48:41.239 --> 00:48:44.159
Chicken wine, chicken wine, chicken wine, chicken
00:48:44.159 --> 00:48:47.519
wine I don't do no stanky lick, I do my chicken
00:48:47.519 --> 00:48:48.460
wine Chicken wine, chicken wine, chicken wine,
00:48:48.460 --> 00:48:57.300
chicken wine You know what it is. Oh, yeah. The
00:48:57.300 --> 00:49:03.280
hour will be right back. Oh, yeah. Let's go through
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and going. But let's hear from Harry People with
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autism are often treated like they are different.
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Believe me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but
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my buddies may have known me as Hammer and Hank.
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I was labeled as slow when I started school.
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Come to find out at age 12, the doctors decided
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I was autistic. Now at the age of 48, I have
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completed an associate's degree in radio broadcasting
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and worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as an
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on -air personality. So yes, I am different.
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People with autism have no needs no different
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than you. Laugh, laugh, love, and learn to gain
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education and join the workforce. I did it, and
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so can anyone else with autism. So when you meet
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someone with autism, don't feel sorry for them.
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Work with them. Find out for yourself that autism
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isn't a disease, it's a condition. To find out
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more about autism, please visit autismspeaks
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.org. Autism Speaks. It's time to listen. It's
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been Like you don't love me We'll be right back.
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Academy of Martial Arts at AmirAcademy .com.
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2700 22nd Street North in Edmonton, St. Petersburg.
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Women's self -defense classes, kids' classes,
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MMA classes, whatever the hell you need. I'll
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go. Hi there. What's ChasePrinting .com, the
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best printing company in all the Bay Area. Business
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cards, posters, yard signs, whatever the hell
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you need, print it up. I'll go. Hi there. Finally,
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I mentally all like me. Mm -hmm. If you live
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in Florida or Maryland, go to counselingoncall
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.net and there you can sign on. Hi, we're going
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to come back and I'll be out and keep this party
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going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
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DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look normal, but the
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truth is, I have a condition known as autism.
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That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.
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The fact is, autism can strike anyone, regardless
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of who they are. People with autism normally
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have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication
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skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
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In a recent study, people with autism are less
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likely to have a job and more likely to become
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I beat the odds by having loving friends and
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family, having a college education. I have even
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worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary
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personality for many years. Always remember that
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people with autism want the same things as you,
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to be happy and successful. To find out more
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about autism, please contact your local mental
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health center or visit autismspeech .org. This
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is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate your kindness.
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One day I'm gonna take it away I never realized
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that I was supposed to be here today Up on stage,
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the lights are on So let's get started, started,
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started out here We keep breaking the ground.
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I'm gonna do it because you showed me how to.
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I never realized it before. It's hard to be here
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today. I wanna stay here today. The lights are
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on, so let's get it started. Tiki -tok, clock's
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a -jookin', playin' cool breaks. Hoppy's hour,
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almost done, feels like robbery in banks. Tryin'
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Hoppy on the mic, droppin' wisdom in streams.
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Syndicated sorrow, now it's time to shatter dreams.
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Oh, the Hoppy hour is comin' to a close. Radio
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waves made it like a Wilson Rose. Laughter and
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joy dissolvin' in the air, but we'll keep the
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rhythm. Oh, life's just so unfair. But the laughter's
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growing dim Eartrums mix in happy like fingers
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without rings VHX to FM, shoutouts hit the street
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But soon the sound will vanish like shadows in
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the heat Oh, the happy hour is coming to a close
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Radio waves fading like a wilting rose Laughter
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and joy dissolving in the air But we'll keep
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the rhythm Oh, life's just so unfair Oh, life's
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buzzing but the laughter Outro Music Like clockwork
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to a show Now it's time to face the silence Like
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a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor
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so divine The void left in our hearts Wider than
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a canyon line Line Empty speakers silenced by
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the coming to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping
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round a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's
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our daily grind Now silence flowers And the thoughts
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we can't rewind The Hoppy Hour is coming Laughter
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and joy, that's all it is RyanHockeyRadio .com
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I like that. He's gone. He probably had Taco
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Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all
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I smell is poop. I'll kick you a little and we'll
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call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy
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Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes our
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broadcast day. Good night, and God bless America.
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Door is closing.