National Burger & Brisket Day (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.28.26)

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Oh yeah, you guys ready for the greatest show

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ever? Oh, my mic's hot. Oh yeah. Don't you like

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it when it's hot? Hot in here. Take off all your

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clothes. I am getting so hot. I will keep all

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my clothes on. Poppy Hour starts live in less

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than 10 minutes. Stand by. Here we are. Hoppy

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Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Let's

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go. Attention, FM DJs. Your morning show prep

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begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. Those are

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his good qualities. A sick person with a powerful

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tool. Welcome to... Door is closing. Hi, this

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is Ryan Hoppy's mom and you're listening to Hoppy

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Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy.

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Yes, now. Now, now, now, now. If I hit this button,

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boom, the whole program will start. Okay, wait.

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All right. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,

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Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.

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Oh yeah. What up? I am your host, Ryan Hoppy.

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You can call the show. 856 -49 -HOPPY. 856 -494

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-6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.

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You can always email me, RyanHoppyRadio at gmail

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.com. I'm recording from my nice air -conditioned

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apartment. There's only one problem when it comes

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to my air -conditioned apartment that I love.

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It's the fact that when I'm in my house for like

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14 hours, usually from like 9 p .m. to like 11

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a .m., when I go outside, it's scorching hot.

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Hot, hot, hot. I get all itchy, and then my car

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takes like a minute for the air to turn on. It's

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no good. It does not make me happy, man. I get

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all itchy. I will say, though, this hot -ass

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weather... I'm not trying to be gross. It's made

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me hotter. During the winter, I just want to

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go to bed. Now that it's hotter, I want to go

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to pound town. It sounds so casual the way I

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say pound town. By the way, since we are recording

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at home, I got my vape next to me. And let's

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just say that this vape is not negative. I have

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not done this in a minute. That would not smoke

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at work. But let's all take the hit together.

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You got your bong, your ball, your bong. Whatever

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you got, you're a vape man. Whatever you got

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happening. Let's all smoke together. It's 420

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somewhere. All right. I got my vape with me.

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You guys ready? Let me pot up my mic so you can

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hear my smoking. You can also hear Aqua Teen

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in the background. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I kind

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of sound like Billy Madison when I'm saying,

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oh, yeah. Bitches, Billy, Derek are going to

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DP your life. Half of San Antonio listens to

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us. Oh, yeah! Walmart! This is a good one! Oh,

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lordy lord. I don't know why I said that. That

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sounded problematic. And I didn't mean to sound

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problematic when I said lordy lord. So we're

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just going to move on from that. You know what

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I realized? What's up? I have heard reports on

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dating apps that there are women that are still

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posting their kids on there. The hell are you

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doing? Yes, it's okay that you gave birth to

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kids. That's whatever. I got for you. Go find

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someone that already has kids. This is the way

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it's going to work mathematically. As a single

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guy, he's going to be okay with the kid for a

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minute, but he's going to want to get his rocks

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off. But as the kid grows up, more things are

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going to happen, and there's going to be less

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time dedicated to the guy. So just cut your loss

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now. Mm -hmm. Go on a day. It's okay to admit

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failure early on. I wasn't at the worst. Something

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else I was thinking about. Man, I am no celebrity.

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No one gives a shit about me. But there's a lot

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of people that know who I am. You know what I

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mean? So what I'm telling you, ladies and gentlemen,

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boys and girls, is I never give a... What's going

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on with my mic? Oh, I've never sounded better.

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Or is it my headphones? Oh, it's my headphones.

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Oh, I'm tripping on. I told you, you must think

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I'm a high baller in this radio business. I got

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these crappy headphones. I just bought them and

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the cord's not working. Damn, audio. That was

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very trippy. I thought my mic was cutting out.

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That was very much a real moment in a podcast.

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Every other podcast would be like, edit that

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out. Pretend like it didn't happen. No, but I

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never get recognized when I'm on the ball. Damn,

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what a hot ass one. It's always when I'm not

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in the mood to get recognized. And when someone's

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like, hey, you talked to Kel there recently?

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Nah, he's kind of missing out on it. Not at all.

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Here's Kel King. Here she is, just walking down

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the street singing. No, I'm just kidding. Here

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is Kel King talking about how she walked in on

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her husband's affair. Mm -hmm. Herbie and Will

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were little. They were like two and three at

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the time. So, you know, I said, guys, we got

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to hurry, go. I'd driven myself to the airport,

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so I didn't even have time to call and say, look,

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the flight was da -da -da -da -da, I'm coming

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home. I didn't have time to do any of that. We

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jumped in, got to the airport, got in the car,

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came home. You should have jumped in. And the

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alarm was set, which I thought, that's strange,

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because you're in here by yourself. You're a

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big -ass, grown -ass man. He never sets the alarm.

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because he was getting his rocks off next thing

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i know he comes flying out of the room and he's

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got a towel on he goes you can't come in what

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do you mean you can't i can't come in what are

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you talking about he goes you can't come here

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come you're banging up right i mean someone's

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here i go someone like who there's nobody here

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i mean i was so oblivious there's nobody here

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Get out of the way, Billy. There's nobody here.

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Yeah, I want to go down to Norman Valley. He

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goes, really, you can't come in. And so I start

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searching the house because I didn't believe

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him. I didn't believe him. I get down, and there

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they are. There she is, cowering behind the door.

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In my towel, Alex. Oh, yeah! I thought she was

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better in bed. It was a nice bath sheet. In my

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towel. In my towel. Oh, yeah, there you go. Yeah.

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Now she's a totally not the lover of Oprah. Here

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is Dean McRae kicking a girl off his yacht. I

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told you it was Craig. Get out. He's not a delightful

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guy. Wow. Sounds like bunch of cackling broads

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there oh yeah it's time for the clip from too

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personal the enjoy taylor's show she's now talking

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about the hard -hitting topics last week it was

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about how men should be able to get pregnant

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no it's about uh nil money which is the money

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college athletes make activism voting rights

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And the NAACP athlete boycott debate. Oh, yeah.

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Gotta be riveting. They want to be able to suppress

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the black vote, and that should terrify everyone.

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You should be upset about this if you understand

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the deep level of racism and control that is

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happening with it. Right, so she's doing the

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slutty Jemele Hill vibe. So this is a weird thing

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going around. I don't even know what this is.

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I never know what's real or what's AI anymore.

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So there's a video going around of Deion Sanders'

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girlfriend claiming that after her and Deion

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broke up, she slept with his son. But people

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in the comment section are claiming this is fake.

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This is AI. Good morning, guys. Let's see, because

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there's a little AI logo on the bottom of the

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video. Let's see what an AI female video sounds

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like. Probably better than the real ones. Good

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morning, guys. It is. All right, let's start

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this over. Good morning, guys. I mean, it seems

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real. Women often have to take a lot of takes.

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I was wondering. I was sitting here thinking,

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having my coffee. And I was thinking about my

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PLT collection. I can see how someone thinks

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that's real. God, they're stupid. That's not

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how I normally talk. I'm sorry. Was that a little

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harsh? The truth did not hurt. Another Gal King

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clap. I'm so sick. Blah, blah, blah. You know

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Oprah takes good care of her. I'm talking about

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their friendship. Totally not, Lars. What do

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we have here? Kevin O 'Leary, the guy from Shark

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Tank, says Apple's genius is making people pay

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five times more for a laptop. You can buy an

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Apple laptop, average price about $1 ,800, or

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you can buy the same functionality. For $350

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on a window laptop made by many manufacturers.

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I don't know. I don't like windows as much. But

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you still pay $1 ,800. Why? Brand. Creed. The

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perception of customer support. The perception

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of community. I like Apple. It means well. It's

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a little overpriced. But the laptops are better.

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The elements that make Apple. It's a little more

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safer to watch porn. Apple. You know, whatever.

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It's pretty stupid what you're doing. Whatever,

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man. He's just such a prick. Shut up! Yeah, no!

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So then, I guess this is another... So Twitter's

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doing this new thing, man, where it's just pure

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clickbait, and they'll put a caption to a video

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that the video's not even about it. So it goes...

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from that ai thing earlier deon sanders goes

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live and exposes his ex -girlfriend let's see

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what he actually talked about in the video that's

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probably saying some guy out of pocket he whooped

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him and he challenged everybody to go to the

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next level because he know what it takes to win

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it's nothing about that and all these pages people

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are like retweeting it but they're not watching

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the video and some of the new school guys ain't

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ready for that what are we doing what the What

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the fuck did Elon do to Twitter? I ain't ready

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for that. Wow, there you go. And it's like getting

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reported on my blogs. It's like, you even watch

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the videos? It's not real. So we have another

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clip of Rick Ross on Patrick Bet -David's podcast.

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And he wasn't feeling it when PPD, whatever,

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Patrick Bet -David, they always try to make it

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to those three initials. About whether he took

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Freeway Rick Ross' name and identity. Is he the

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reason why you named yourself what you named

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yourself or not at all? Was there any influence

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there? It's very weird. I've been following BPDs.

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I keep thinking, I keep following Patrick's podcast.

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It's easier to say. And more and more, I think

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he listens to Howard Stern. Listen to the way

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he kind of does that. You know, that little voice

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when he's doing his interviews. Like he's trying

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to give advice. Slow key. He's a kid. What are

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you talking about? Pull up. Pull up. Freeway.

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This is what you should be talking about on your

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name. You let me down. Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah.

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You don't like being called out for a fraud.

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Not dare. I lied to you and told you he made

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three million dollars a day and he never did.

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He ever. People are saying the album may flop,

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but it still will have some bangers. Isn't that

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crazy? Show you a home. Wow, that made me feel

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stupider. Talk about changing the subject. Like

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a true narcissist. A St. Louis pregnant mom was

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shot in road rage with toddlers in the car. Shot

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in front of her two -year -old child during what

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police are calling a terrifying road rage incident.

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St. Louis. Oh, yeah. The first problem is St.

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Louis. According to legal documents, authorities

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say Anthony Lee Armstrong opened fire on May

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17th while the woman was driving home from a

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prenatal appointment with her partner and a young

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child in the car. That's such a good mom. You

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know, it's definitely a mom. Police say the family

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was allegedly cut off by a black Honda and a

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Volkswagen near a quick trip. I thought they

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were seeing a black guy station. The woman's

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partner reportedly confronted the drivers about

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reckless driving before the family drove away.

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Investigators say the two cars then followed

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them and Lee Armstrong allegedly fired multiple

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shots from his vehicle into the family's car.

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A hammer and hanker now is calling. He's calling

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my cell phone. But I am live on the show. So

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we're going to call Hammer and Hank. And we are

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going to do a conversation with my boy, a Hammer

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and a Hank. And he's putting his number. Yeah,

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it's riveting right now. Is it ringing? He hung

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up on me. How could you hang up on me? I resurrected

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your career. I didn't say that. Wow. I got denied

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by Everett Hank. Let me do this. One second here.

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I promise there's a payout after this. Although

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we need to get him a Latina woman that can pay

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him off. Hank. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3.

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All right. There we go. Because you don't want

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to talk about today's hammer and egg show, which

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is going to be a good time. We're all going to

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be hanging out in the club. And then here's another

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one of the Deion Sanders videos. And if you were

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just retweeting it and you're not even watching

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it, he's like, yeah, the 704 defense is really

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hard to beat. There's nothing about it. So there

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was a Simpsons writer. Who predicted Trump's

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presidency and he's running for president. This

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writer who accidentally predicted that Donald

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Trump would become president is running for president

00:18:11.849 --> 00:18:16.269
himself. I love this guy's voice. you know he's

00:18:16.269 --> 00:18:20.109
a very tender lover you know he wrote this episode

00:18:20.109 --> 00:18:22.470
in year 2000 dan greeny announced that he was

00:18:22.470 --> 00:18:24.430
running for president on instagram he calls himself

00:18:24.430 --> 00:18:29.750
the prophet when outlining why he should be president

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this is what he had to say the united states

00:18:32.569 --> 00:18:36.779
was founded on a transcendental insight All men

00:18:36.779 --> 00:18:39.579
are created equal. I don't know about that. It

00:18:39.579 --> 00:18:42.960
sucks. I want it to be like that, but it's not.

00:18:43.559 --> 00:18:47.779
But now, Trump, Vance, the billionaires, careerists,

00:18:47.799 --> 00:18:52.859
and cowards. Losers! In both parties have turned

00:18:52.859 --> 00:18:55.779
their backs on it. It's money, power, and security

00:18:55.779 --> 00:18:59.900
for them. There you go. Sounds like every other

00:18:59.900 --> 00:19:05.380
political ad. Charlamagne, the God says Drake's

00:19:05.380 --> 00:19:07.539
music doesn't have the same cultural impact as

00:19:07.539 --> 00:19:12.339
Michael Jackson. Oh, it's Hammer and Hank. There

00:19:12.339 --> 00:19:14.279
we go. Watch this. Call from Hammer and Hank

00:19:14.279 --> 00:19:19.960
show. Hey, Hank. Hey, Ryan. What's up, buddy?

00:19:20.220 --> 00:19:22.900
What up? You're live on Happy Hour. How the hell

00:19:22.900 --> 00:19:27.430
are you? Very good. So I was not able to take

00:19:27.430 --> 00:19:30.849
your call during the show because I'm doing something.

00:19:30.990 --> 00:19:33.549
So let's just do the call live on the air. What's

00:19:33.549 --> 00:19:36.869
up? You good to record in two hours and 46 minutes?

00:19:38.690 --> 00:19:46.490
Yeah, three o 'clock, 1214. All right. You need

00:19:46.490 --> 00:19:56.390
anything? Hookers, coke, anything? Hit somebody

00:19:56.390 --> 00:19:58.430
up. You got a lot of connections. You got more

00:19:58.430 --> 00:20:03.410
friends than me. I know. You got to utilize it.

00:20:03.430 --> 00:20:08.450
I tell you every week. You've been asking any

00:20:08.450 --> 00:20:10.250
of your radio friends about concert tickets?

00:20:11.710 --> 00:20:13.650
Nope. You got to do that. I'll start doing that

00:20:13.650 --> 00:20:19.410
though. What's going on? I'll start doing that

00:20:19.410 --> 00:20:23.250
though. I'll talk to you later. Peace in your

00:20:23.250 --> 00:20:25.970
hood. Peace in your hood, Hank. Oh, he's adorable.

00:20:26.849 --> 00:20:31.650
The Heron Hank. Mm -hmm. Yeah, I keep trying

00:20:31.650 --> 00:20:35.470
to tell him that he's like friends with the Lottie

00:20:35.470 --> 00:20:39.150
Show and kind of friends with Elvis. And he's

00:20:39.150 --> 00:20:41.509
also like friends with that radio station, The

00:20:41.509 --> 00:20:43.950
Breeze out there in San Francisco. I'm like,

00:20:44.049 --> 00:20:49.130
utilize it. Get concert tickets. Mm -hmm. But

00:20:49.130 --> 00:20:52.799
I can only do so much. Here is Charlamagne talking

00:20:52.799 --> 00:20:57.099
about Drake. How it is. The wall are thrilling.

00:20:58.599 --> 00:21:01.200
What's the question then? Is Drake bigger than

00:21:01.200 --> 00:21:04.220
Michael Jackson? Is that what the Drake fan page

00:21:04.220 --> 00:21:08.140
is saying? No, there's no way. There are some

00:21:08.140 --> 00:21:10.299
fan pages that are. He just released 80 songs.

00:21:10.599 --> 00:21:13.240
That's all he did. The music's not bad. I ain't

00:21:13.240 --> 00:21:19.329
gonna hang. But anybody could have done it. Even

00:21:19.329 --> 00:21:21.029
admitting that this is a stupid conversation.

00:21:21.250 --> 00:21:23.470
All right, well, it's the Breakfast Club. What

00:21:23.470 --> 00:21:25.710
do you expect? I'm kidding. I like the Breakfast

00:21:25.710 --> 00:21:31.170
Club. I also like Mornings with Mera on Hot 97.

00:21:31.730 --> 00:21:34.849
Mm -hmm. It's a little less iHeart -ish, you

00:21:34.849 --> 00:21:37.630
know? I mean, I also worked at iHeart, but just

00:21:37.630 --> 00:21:39.890
kind of the way everything's two minutes and

00:21:39.890 --> 00:21:44.829
59 seconds. And they don't take live calls anymore

00:21:44.829 --> 00:21:46.069
because everything's pre -recorded, so you got

00:21:46.069 --> 00:21:48.410
the talkback feature. Oh, be sure to use our

00:21:48.410 --> 00:21:53.329
talkback button. Mm -hmm. Hey, this is Steven

00:21:53.329 --> 00:21:56.670
from St. Louis, and I agree with your donkey

00:21:56.670 --> 00:22:00.650
of the day, Charlevin. Hi, this is Jane from

00:22:00.650 --> 00:22:05.450
Nashville. I love Bobby Bones. Hey, this is Callie

00:22:05.450 --> 00:22:09.660
from... Manatee County. Joe Show, you've been

00:22:09.660 --> 00:22:11.819
doing fake segments? I heard Hoppy Hour talking

00:22:11.819 --> 00:22:20.519
about it. So Chelsea Handler lately, she's been

00:22:20.519 --> 00:22:24.640
on just a bit of prowl of going on different

00:22:24.640 --> 00:22:30.680
podcasts. But she's got nothing else. And here

00:22:30.680 --> 00:22:37.250
she is. She blocked me on social media. And she

00:22:37.250 --> 00:22:39.950
called Bobby Flay a cheap date. Oh, I'm sure

00:22:39.950 --> 00:22:42.329
you're never the problem, Chelsea. I'm sure you're

00:22:42.329 --> 00:22:47.859
a real frickin' delight. Man. Guys out there,

00:22:47.900 --> 00:22:49.619
if there's a woman you want to go on a date with

00:22:49.619 --> 00:22:51.740
and she's known to recap the dates publicly,

00:22:52.079 --> 00:22:54.940
she'll just do that to you. Like this woman.

00:22:55.259 --> 00:22:58.079
Do you have a bad celebrity date story that we

00:22:58.079 --> 00:22:59.859
don't know about? Yeah, I went on a date with

00:22:59.859 --> 00:23:03.200
Bobby Flay. I'm sure he's got stories for days

00:23:03.200 --> 00:23:06.880
about how he's just so titled. It was pretty

00:23:06.880 --> 00:23:09.420
bad. Wait, tell me. Will you tell me about it?

00:23:10.339 --> 00:23:12.880
Everything. God, where were we? I don't remember

00:23:12.880 --> 00:23:14.480
where we were. I don't know if it was America.

00:23:14.599 --> 00:23:16.599
It was probably America. Oh, yeah. Because he

00:23:16.599 --> 00:23:18.359
knew the hotel well. And he's like, oh, my God.

00:23:18.640 --> 00:23:21.279
He wanted to order me room service food for us.

00:23:21.319 --> 00:23:23.519
He's like, let me order your food for you. I

00:23:23.519 --> 00:23:26.299
don't know. It sounds kind of burly. Wants to

00:23:26.299 --> 00:23:30.240
get his rocks off at the hotel. Love that hotel.

00:23:30.339 --> 00:23:33.680
Maybe it was Vegas or something. Oh, she travels

00:23:33.680 --> 00:23:38.259
so much. She doesn't know where she's at. And

00:23:38.259 --> 00:23:40.980
I usually can remember these details. Anyway.

00:23:41.099 --> 00:23:43.319
No, you can't. You're lying. You're middle -aged.

00:23:43.579 --> 00:23:47.019
Pass your prime. He orders me food. He's going

00:23:47.019 --> 00:23:49.460
to love this. Yeah, I don't love you either,

00:23:49.539 --> 00:23:51.700
honey. This is somebody I don't mind incriminating.

00:23:54.060 --> 00:23:57.160
Man, you know, she's just so average and bad.

00:23:58.420 --> 00:24:00.940
Oh, you know, she doesn't bring the ruckus. She's

00:24:00.940 --> 00:24:02.960
one of those ladies that are like a missionary

00:24:02.960 --> 00:24:06.079
queen. I used to be so grateful to be in my,

00:24:06.119 --> 00:24:10.819
to be in me, to be in my presence. He ordered

00:24:10.819 --> 00:24:14.420
me food. Two, no, like three of my girlfriends

00:24:14.420 --> 00:24:16.240
are in the room with me and they ordered room

00:24:16.240 --> 00:24:18.440
service. He's like, I'm going to order it. But

00:24:18.440 --> 00:24:20.619
then I, they brought me the bill and I'm like,

00:24:22.519 --> 00:24:24.099
Because you probably, you know, give out the

00:24:24.099 --> 00:24:28.740
vibe of the, oh, I'm a feminist. No. What? No.

00:24:29.420 --> 00:24:31.420
And then, like, some. So then just give it to

00:24:31.420 --> 00:24:33.000
Bobby. I don't want to be like, here you go,

00:24:33.000 --> 00:24:34.900
dude. But he was like, oh, yeah, he's really

00:24:34.900 --> 00:24:36.740
cheap. He's really cheap. And I was like, oh,

00:24:36.740 --> 00:24:39.279
I hate cheap. Like, I don't. No. If you're penurious,

00:24:39.400 --> 00:24:41.720
I'm not interested in you. Oh, what a big word.

00:24:44.519 --> 00:24:48.000
Trust me. You know, she brings half -ass results

00:24:48.000 --> 00:24:54.500
in bed. Nothing to get excited about. Shannon

00:24:54.500 --> 00:25:00.140
Sharp last night was very confused after young

00:25:00.140 --> 00:25:03.079
MA said she only likes straight women. Because

00:25:03.079 --> 00:25:06.339
most women I've dated was straight. You know

00:25:06.339 --> 00:25:09.660
what I'm saying? I mean, I want to say flips.

00:25:09.700 --> 00:25:11.960
A lot of people get that misconstrued. Okay,

00:25:11.960 --> 00:25:14.579
help me out. Women that I end up dating don't

00:25:14.579 --> 00:25:17.599
mean they fully, they just gay now. Right. No,

00:25:17.619 --> 00:25:19.960
they still like men. They just have a, they just.

00:25:20.000 --> 00:25:23.859
It's got to be a bisexual dude. But a lot of

00:25:23.859 --> 00:25:27.720
times you have to be careful. If a bisexual girl

00:25:27.720 --> 00:25:33.420
is always talking about women, that's what they

00:25:33.420 --> 00:25:37.420
prefer. Sophie Raines tells about you and Aiden

00:25:37.420 --> 00:25:41.559
Ross. Shut up. Sophie Raines tells about her

00:25:41.559 --> 00:25:44.440
and Aiden Ross. You and Aiden Ross had an interesting

00:25:44.440 --> 00:25:47.039
back and forth. Oh my gosh, that was a while

00:25:47.039 --> 00:25:49.319
ago too. He claimed he slept with you. Gosh,

00:25:49.339 --> 00:25:51.279
you're such a hot piece of ass. Yes, that is

00:25:51.279 --> 00:25:53.180
not true. Didn't you take a lie detector test?

00:25:54.220 --> 00:25:56.640
I don't think so. No? No. Okay, maybe that was

00:25:56.640 --> 00:25:58.599
just a rumor. Yeah, I don't think I did. I don't

00:25:58.599 --> 00:26:02.740
like lies. Bitch slap face! Okay, I know Aiden.

00:26:03.339 --> 00:26:05.779
Yeah, I did not sleep. Good for you, Vlad. You

00:26:05.779 --> 00:26:07.599
know someone 20 years younger than you that's

00:26:07.599 --> 00:26:10.160
kind of weird to hang out with. I never even

00:26:10.160 --> 00:26:12.099
met him. Well, if you say you slept with nobody,

00:26:12.299 --> 00:26:16.619
then, you know. Yeah. All right. Try to do that

00:26:16.619 --> 00:26:20.829
Adam 22 thing. I'm talking cool. I'm a fad. A

00:26:20.829 --> 00:26:23.150
Florida deputy gives a ticket for a woman using

00:26:23.150 --> 00:26:25.609
a phone with a hand she doesn't have. This influencer

00:26:25.609 --> 00:26:27.569
that she was holding a phone in her right hand.

00:26:27.670 --> 00:26:31.210
However, Katie, a Florida athlete and an influencer,

00:26:31.410 --> 00:26:33.569
went viral recently for posting this body count

00:26:33.569 --> 00:26:36.089
footage where a deputy from Palm Beach County.

00:26:36.329 --> 00:26:38.809
I think I might have matched with her on a dating

00:26:38.809 --> 00:26:42.150
app. I swear to God. I did her for allegedly

00:26:42.150 --> 00:26:45.410
holding a phone in her hand. No freaking way.

00:26:45.869 --> 00:26:48.079
Oh, man. Hey, good morning. I'm Debra Casale

00:26:48.079 --> 00:26:49.700
with the Bumpers County Sheriff's Office. We're

00:26:49.700 --> 00:26:51.319
just away being pulled over in the city of Lake

00:26:51.319 --> 00:26:53.079
Worth today. We're doing an operation for a distracted

00:26:53.079 --> 00:26:56.200
driver and you drove past. It's called the Crowder.

00:26:56.700 --> 00:26:58.039
You're holding the phone with your right hand,

00:26:58.079 --> 00:27:00.880
manipulating the phone. I mean, I saw you with

00:27:00.880 --> 00:27:08.079
your hand. So obviously not. Jesus Christ. So

00:27:08.079 --> 00:27:10.500
you want to just call this a day? I don't want

00:27:10.500 --> 00:27:12.460
to call it a day. You had a hand off manipulating

00:27:12.460 --> 00:27:13.660
the phone. You just said my right hand. Wow,

00:27:13.660 --> 00:27:15.700
what a dirty rod and draw. I think she can get

00:27:15.700 --> 00:27:19.279
away with it. Yeah, I definitely think I matched

00:27:19.279 --> 00:27:21.200
her. Right hand. I thought I saw you with your

00:27:21.200 --> 00:27:24.140
right hand. So you did. The right hand. I saw

00:27:24.140 --> 00:27:25.900
you manipulate. So you did it. With the right

00:27:25.900 --> 00:27:28.220
hand. What a dick, dude. Perhaps not, right?

00:27:28.359 --> 00:27:30.740
You didn't see me with my right hand. You're

00:27:30.740 --> 00:27:32.559
saying that you saw me with your right hand.

00:27:32.559 --> 00:27:39.279
I know what I just said. What did I know? In

00:27:39.279 --> 00:27:41.599
the body cam footage, you can see that she clearly

00:27:41.599 --> 00:27:43.319
shows that she does not have a right hand. And

00:27:43.319 --> 00:27:45.799
at one point, the deputy even asks her to raise

00:27:45.799 --> 00:27:59.299
her hand to God. What a loser. They're both losers!

00:28:00.279 --> 00:28:04.519
I don't like cops. We're so big and bad. You

00:28:04.519 --> 00:28:10.519
losers! Here is Olivia Rodrigo talking about

00:28:10.519 --> 00:28:13.930
wearing baby dresses, baby doll dresses. One

00:28:13.930 --> 00:28:15.589
of the other things you've been a lightning rod

00:28:15.589 --> 00:28:19.869
over is like the baby doll dress. That's been

00:28:19.869 --> 00:28:22.109
making me so upset. Not even for me. Like, I

00:28:22.109 --> 00:28:23.589
don't care. People could say whatever they want.

00:28:23.670 --> 00:28:26.730
What does it mean to you? What is that? All these

00:28:26.730 --> 00:28:29.130
podcasts got that like creepy, like Jewish guy.

00:28:29.190 --> 00:28:32.549
What is that? Just talking. Really like disturbing

00:28:32.549 --> 00:28:37.170
is I feel like I actually wear, I have worn outfits

00:28:37.170 --> 00:28:38.750
that are like maybe revealing on stage. Like

00:28:38.750 --> 00:28:44.099
I've been on stage and like sit on my lap. Like

00:28:44.099 --> 00:28:47.180
a sparkly bra and like little shorts and like,

00:28:47.220 --> 00:28:50.480
which is my right. That's fine. I felt cool and

00:28:50.480 --> 00:28:53.140
comfortable in that. And like that wasn't inappropriate.

00:28:53.279 --> 00:28:55.299
But me like fully covered up in a dress that

00:28:55.299 --> 00:28:57.160
people deemed to be like childlike was inappropriate.

00:28:57.559 --> 00:28:59.920
And I just think it's kind of weird, especially

00:28:59.920 --> 00:29:04.519
with the pedophiles in Hollywood. It just like

00:29:04.519 --> 00:29:06.839
shows how we just like really normal. It's not

00:29:06.839 --> 00:29:08.980
like you're at a church camp, although I think

00:29:08.980 --> 00:29:11.500
they'd like it. It's pedophilia in our culture.

00:29:11.819 --> 00:29:15.940
And. Also, it's just this rhetoric that we're

00:29:15.940 --> 00:29:18.440
fed as girls since we're so little, which is

00:29:18.440 --> 00:29:21.079
like, don't wear that because then a man is going

00:29:21.079 --> 00:29:24.420
to sexualize your body and it's your fault. Men.

00:29:26.220 --> 00:29:31.940
Being a woman does not sound fun. It's always

00:29:31.940 --> 00:29:36.619
the man's fault. Never any accountability. Here's

00:29:36.619 --> 00:29:38.900
Jada Pickett -Smith saying why she never loved

00:29:38.900 --> 00:29:42.400
Will. She's telling us to that. Dude, Jay Shetty.

00:29:43.299 --> 00:29:46.359
There is something about Jay Shetty to me, man.

00:29:46.460 --> 00:29:51.539
I just don't like. My career is popping. What

00:29:51.539 --> 00:29:56.599
a dirty item, bro. I got money. I'm hot. People

00:29:56.599 --> 00:29:59.039
are pursuing you. I ain't listening to you, Jay

00:29:59.039 --> 00:30:01.259
Shetty. You should have pressed back on her when

00:30:01.259 --> 00:30:03.619
she said she's hot. Show her that you're dead.

00:30:05.000 --> 00:30:07.880
That character fish Mooney is really her in real

00:30:07.880 --> 00:30:11.900
life. Real Housewives of Rhode Island star Rosie

00:30:11.900 --> 00:30:17.160
Woods. Full court denial on Ed Cooley affair

00:30:17.160 --> 00:30:20.240
rumors. Blames Dave Portnoy. So I just wanted

00:30:20.240 --> 00:30:22.740
to come on here. I've been very quiet about a

00:30:22.740 --> 00:30:24.839
lot of things. Oh yeah, it's probably the best.

00:30:25.119 --> 00:30:28.519
Why are you not talking? You never sound better.

00:30:28.839 --> 00:30:31.539
It's like so stupid. But now that things are

00:30:31.539 --> 00:30:34.460
making it to straight man Twitter. Thank you,

00:30:34.460 --> 00:30:37.819
David Portnoy. I love that Twitter. That's where

00:30:37.819 --> 00:30:45.470
we're at. about annoying broads like you. I'm

00:30:45.470 --> 00:30:59.769
sure you never have. I don't want to hear from

00:30:59.769 --> 00:31:02.990
you. Blah, blah, blah. You know, she's one of

00:31:02.990 --> 00:31:05.609
those girls that like has sex every once in a

00:31:05.609 --> 00:31:08.130
week. And it was like, you should be grateful.

00:31:09.109 --> 00:31:10.990
I like it. The good session. Cause you got a

00:31:10.990 --> 00:31:13.089
nice little yoga body, but it's nothing to it.

00:31:14.190 --> 00:31:18.150
Uh, Kodak black, uh, rates Baron Trump's new

00:31:18.150 --> 00:31:22.869
drink. Of course he does. He's a kiss. He needs

00:31:22.869 --> 00:31:30.140
his daddy to pardon him again. Yeah, I'm going

00:31:30.140 --> 00:31:32.039
to get to this. I'm going to get to this. So,

00:31:32.240 --> 00:31:35.500
when I try the beats, it asks me what's the actual.

00:31:36.759 --> 00:31:39.180
Like, how do I rate the beats, right? That's

00:31:39.180 --> 00:31:41.039
why I'm like, man, you have to get an unlimited.

00:31:42.119 --> 00:31:45.599
Unlimited. Like that Russell Wilson video from

00:31:45.599 --> 00:31:50.660
seven years ago. Mr. Unlimited. So this is good.

00:31:50.779 --> 00:31:53.700
You can tell it's organic. And so it's like,

00:31:53.720 --> 00:31:58.400
it's unlimited. Unlimited. Unlimited. You just

00:31:58.400 --> 00:32:05.200
have to have it. Here you go. He has his time.

00:32:05.279 --> 00:32:10.400
He got a presidential pardon. Unlimited. Wendy

00:32:10.400 --> 00:32:13.599
Ortiz speaks on her cameraman accidentally leaking

00:32:13.599 --> 00:32:17.819
her topless on stream. Only thing I ask, guys,

00:32:17.960 --> 00:32:22.680
I don't really care. They're just boobs. I don't

00:32:22.680 --> 00:32:25.059
really care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't

00:32:25.059 --> 00:32:27.500
care. I don't care. Shut up. You're a nine. Three.

00:32:27.599 --> 00:32:29.500
But the only thing I don't want is people to

00:32:29.500 --> 00:32:31.240
comment them on TikTok comments because I know

00:32:31.240 --> 00:32:34.519
people will do that. You got a hot ass accent.

00:32:35.019 --> 00:32:37.039
Because people are weird. I just don't want TikTok

00:32:37.039 --> 00:32:40.119
comments about my boobs. I don't want to open

00:32:40.119 --> 00:32:45.180
TikTok comments and see my boobies. I guess it's

00:32:45.180 --> 00:32:48.240
on the internet forever. Yeah, it's kind of true.

00:32:50.319 --> 00:32:54.359
They're starting to realize that. Halsey reveals.

00:32:55.039 --> 00:32:58.019
She uses her sexiness as a superpower. You said

00:32:58.019 --> 00:33:00.759
once that you thought your sexiness was a superpower,

00:33:00.980 --> 00:33:03.059
kind of like we're talking about. Yeah. And made

00:33:03.059 --> 00:33:05.000
it so no one could hurt you and you would enter

00:33:05.000 --> 00:33:07.539
these rooms just like feeling that confidence.

00:33:07.640 --> 00:33:11.000
Yeah. I definitely wielded sexual power as like

00:33:11.000 --> 00:33:14.240
a, you know. I mean, your voice is not that great,

00:33:14.279 --> 00:33:20.779
so you got to do something again. I never sound

00:33:20.779 --> 00:33:24.660
that better. I wonder if she ghosts on guys or

00:33:24.660 --> 00:33:30.960
if she's genuine. Blueface makes his new baby

00:33:30.960 --> 00:33:51.400
mama admit she's done with her hoe phase. When

00:33:51.400 --> 00:33:55.259
did you stop? When did you stop? Last night.

00:33:57.900 --> 00:34:03.700
He's such a dark. You can barely get out. Man.

00:34:04.259 --> 00:34:07.819
Whoa, loser. Yeah, you're getting the rocks off.

00:34:07.900 --> 00:34:12.860
It's nice and whatever. But you're at nine. Janelle

00:34:12.860 --> 00:34:15.480
Evans was spotted moving to Florida. Oh, just

00:34:15.480 --> 00:34:23.300
what I need. Another crazy northern girl. Stephanie

00:34:23.300 --> 00:34:25.760
Pratt has turned around her opinion on her brother

00:34:25.760 --> 00:34:31.860
running for mayor of L .A. So, yes, the Tom Hardy

00:34:31.860 --> 00:34:36.960
stuff behind the scenes at Mobland is true. There's

00:34:36.960 --> 00:34:39.500
an Alabama judge that made racial comments about

00:34:39.500 --> 00:34:41.679
a white clerk. I'm sure that'll get a little

00:34:41.679 --> 00:34:45.539
slap on the wrist. Adam Sandler wears Nick's

00:34:45.539 --> 00:34:49.000
gear at his wife's movie premiere. She did not

00:34:49.000 --> 00:34:54.760
like that. Madonna is paying for musicians' rent.

00:34:54.860 --> 00:34:57.739
That's very nice of her. That dirty, rotten moron,

00:34:57.739 --> 00:34:59.880
Taylor Frankie Paul, posted about psychological

00:34:59.880 --> 00:35:05.519
torture. Being around music. Kelly Dodd is charged

00:35:05.519 --> 00:35:09.460
over child porn allegation. Or not child porn,

00:35:09.579 --> 00:35:13.400
but revenge porn. Two different things. There

00:35:13.400 --> 00:35:15.739
is video of Karen Bass trying to be mayor of

00:35:15.739 --> 00:35:21.599
LA again. Alex Earl! Is, you know, looking hot

00:35:21.599 --> 00:35:28.360
on the boat. Gayle King's ex -husband apologizes

00:35:28.360 --> 00:35:32.119
for cheating. Kato Kaelin's getting a divorce.

00:35:37.420 --> 00:35:40.860
Chelsea Handler slammed by Adam Carrot. I don't

00:35:40.860 --> 00:35:46.619
really feel like hearing him. Floyd Mayweather

00:35:46.619 --> 00:35:50.429
Jr.'s former manager goes... into prison. And

00:35:50.429 --> 00:35:54.929
Palm Beach P is going to run for mayor. Cindy

00:35:54.929 --> 00:35:58.769
Crawford's looking hot as hell. Kanye West's

00:35:58.769 --> 00:36:00.750
wife was almost naked in public. Let's know.

00:36:02.010 --> 00:36:06.309
And Trump threatens to bomb a U .S. ally. Yay!

00:36:06.730 --> 00:36:11.409
War! What are they good for? Nothing. You start

00:36:11.409 --> 00:36:16.030
wars and you got nothing else. All right. You

00:36:16.030 --> 00:36:17.750
know what we're going to do? I want to play a

00:36:17.750 --> 00:36:22.730
band. Let's do side chick news. I think we need

00:36:22.730 --> 00:36:25.809
to touch base with that society of dumb women.

00:36:29.530 --> 00:36:34.409
Turn it up. Turn it up. Turn it up. Turn it up.

00:36:35.150 --> 00:36:47.239
Turn it up. Turn it up. Turn it up. Welcome to

00:36:47.239 --> 00:36:49.980
the surf Riding in the booth, cut straight through

00:36:49.980 --> 00:36:52.840
the surf Call it like I see it, feelings in the

00:36:52.840 --> 00:36:55.480
hurt kid You flick the key, now you get the whole

00:36:55.480 --> 00:36:57.840
thermos The libs playing games, yeah, acting

00:36:57.840 --> 00:37:00.199
like they saints Got a whole spouse home, still

00:37:00.199 --> 00:37:02.960
sliding to the dates Screenshot save, little

00:37:02.960 --> 00:37:05.599
goodnight, babe Then they on a yacht pick, trying

00:37:05.599 --> 00:37:08.159
to hide the face From the field to the runway,

00:37:08.440 --> 00:37:11.380
everybody frontin' Posting healing energy while

00:37:11.380 --> 00:37:17.530
they DM huntin' But you tend to watch, he buys,

00:37:17.690 --> 00:37:20.610
it's that side chick news Side chick news Ryan

00:37:20.610 --> 00:37:24.010
Hoppy gon' choose Every fraud, every fling, every

00:37:24.010 --> 00:37:27.429
late night move We exposed, we amused Yeah, we

00:37:27.429 --> 00:37:30.230
stayin' like it is on an afternoon cruise Side

00:37:30.230 --> 00:37:33.389
chick news Whole world tuned to the truth You

00:37:33.389 --> 00:37:35.690
can hide from your man, can't hide from this

00:37:35.690 --> 00:37:41.389
boo Side chick news Moonlight flashin', who you

00:37:41.389 --> 00:37:43.570
tryin' to text? Got a ring on your hand, still

00:37:43.570 --> 00:37:47.469
shoppin' for the next PO in it for the press,

00:37:47.489 --> 00:37:49.929
but the group chat memes got receipts on deck.

00:37:50.030 --> 00:37:52.429
From the field goals, listen to the model in

00:37:52.429 --> 00:37:55.510
the mist. One post off life, next post I twist.

00:38:35.240 --> 00:38:37.760
Breakin', breakin', breakin', breakin', breakin'

00:38:37.760 --> 00:38:41.260
Another is complicated situation Another we were

00:38:41.260 --> 00:38:44.860
on a break Ex -ex -ex -explanation If you gotta

00:38:44.860 --> 00:38:47.480
say we low -key, that's the clue You -you -you

00:38:47.480 --> 00:38:54.159
ain't main, you just headline fool Woo! Side

00:38:54.159 --> 00:39:18.070
chick move, this that side chick move You know

00:39:18.070 --> 00:39:24.329
what we need to do? We're going to talk about

00:39:24.329 --> 00:39:29.829
everyone's favorite side chick. That is known

00:39:29.829 --> 00:39:34.500
as Ariana Grande. As they say in Chicago, everyone's

00:39:34.500 --> 00:39:40.539
favorite. Bless them. Happy Hot Topic! Cynthia

00:39:40.539 --> 00:39:42.659
Erivo is addressing rumors about her friendship

00:39:42.659 --> 00:39:46.579
with Ariana Grande. Man, those two got way too

00:39:46.579 --> 00:39:49.440
skinny. The Tony Award -winning actress shuts

00:39:49.440 --> 00:39:51.559
down speculation about her close relationship

00:39:51.559 --> 00:39:54.000
with the pop singer in a variety cover story

00:39:54.000 --> 00:39:56.940
published on May 27. While reflecting on the

00:39:56.940 --> 00:39:58.980
promotional tour of the two Wicked films that

00:39:58.980 --> 00:40:02.820
lasted throughout 2024 and 2025, Cynthia comments,

00:40:02.900 --> 00:40:06.519
That was a lot of Wicked, man. Back to back.

00:40:07.800 --> 00:40:10.079
Plants on the online misconceptions about her

00:40:10.079 --> 00:40:13.340
and Ariana, saying, It's very interesting watching

00:40:13.340 --> 00:40:15.900
what people's perception is versus what the reality

00:40:15.900 --> 00:40:21.260
actually is. What, Ariana? Yeah, like, the reality

00:40:21.260 --> 00:40:24.699
is she's a side chick. The run, the match, and

00:40:24.699 --> 00:40:29.179
escape! I didn't say that, but in a world if

00:40:29.179 --> 00:40:33.059
I did say it, I would say, Cheers, one! Yeah!

00:40:36.460 --> 00:40:38.699
Brendan Fraser is stepping out for a rare red

00:40:38.699 --> 00:40:56.019
carpet appearance with two of his kids. The Journey

00:40:56.019 --> 00:40:59.519
to the Center of the Earth star appears at the

00:40:59.519 --> 00:41:02.679
May 26th premiere. ...mirror of his upcoming

00:41:02.679 --> 00:41:05.420
film Pressure with two extra special guests at

00:41:05.420 --> 00:41:08.099
his side. Kids Griffin Arthur Frazier and...

00:41:08.099 --> 00:41:11.500
What a good dad. What a good ass dad. Leland

00:41:11.500 --> 00:41:14.199
Francis Frazier, whom he shares with his ex -wife,

00:41:14.360 --> 00:41:18.860
Afton Smith. That's good. I hope he's a good

00:41:18.860 --> 00:41:21.880
ex -husband. I hope he's not a bad ex -husband.

00:41:22.639 --> 00:41:25.360
But at the end of the day, it has no impact on

00:41:25.360 --> 00:41:30.659
my life. Happy Hot Topic! Dale Earnhardt Jr.

00:41:31.000 --> 00:41:34.219
and Kyle Busch's final text exchange revealed.

00:41:34.539 --> 00:41:37.179
One week after Busch's unexpected death at the

00:41:37.179 --> 00:41:40.320
age of 41, his NASCAR colleague. That was like

00:41:40.320 --> 00:41:43.159
the last time my jaw dropped when I saw someone

00:41:43.159 --> 00:41:46.159
die. Probably since Charlie Kirk. Sharing insight

00:41:46.159 --> 00:41:49.320
into their final conversation. Earnhardt revealing

00:41:49.320 --> 00:41:53.300
during a May 26th episode of his podcast. I was

00:41:53.300 --> 00:41:56.920
texting with him the day before he passed away.

00:41:57.769 --> 00:42:00.030
We had agreed that he was going to race our car

00:42:00.030 --> 00:42:01.570
in the car store. He's going to race my late

00:42:01.570 --> 00:42:04.090
model in the car store. Despite Bush being hospitalized

00:42:04.090 --> 00:42:06.630
in the hours before his death for his illness,

00:42:06.869 --> 00:42:09.650
Earnhardt says his colleague was focused on planning

00:42:09.650 --> 00:42:13.150
ahead for a May 30th race. I was like, what number

00:42:13.150 --> 00:42:16.730
do you want to run? I was like, I got a, you

00:42:16.730 --> 00:42:19.369
know, we can run 51. Got it. Whatever you want

00:42:19.369 --> 00:42:21.909
to run. Water. He goes, I want to run the, and

00:42:21.909 --> 00:42:25.550
he said it literally, the Dale Jr. 8. All right,

00:42:25.550 --> 00:42:29.260
then. He's so cute. I have family in Winston

00:42:29.260 --> 00:42:32.820
-Salem, North Carolina. So I have a soft spot

00:42:32.820 --> 00:42:38.139
for that type of North Carolina. Pay and accountability,

00:42:38.599 --> 00:42:44.139
not really. Previously, unknown details revealed

00:42:44.139 --> 00:42:46.199
in the case against Matthew Perry's assistant

00:42:46.199 --> 00:42:48.860
as he's set to be sentenced for his role in the

00:42:48.860 --> 00:42:51.719
star's death. The filing states Kenneth Iwamasa

00:42:51.719 --> 00:42:55.340
met Matthew Perry in 1992, and when he became

00:42:55.340 --> 00:42:59.000
his assistant 30 years later in 2022, prosecutors

00:42:59.000 --> 00:43:02.039
claim he was acutely aware that Mr. Perry had

00:43:02.039 --> 00:43:04.159
suffered from drug addiction for most of his

00:43:04.159 --> 00:43:06.989
life. What are you supposed to do? But rather

00:43:06.989 --> 00:43:10.090
than help Mr. Perry maintain sobriety, Iwamasa

00:43:10.090 --> 00:43:13.289
became his enabler and drug supplier. Okay, when

00:43:13.289 --> 00:43:17.170
you're working with someone with vices, what

00:43:17.170 --> 00:43:20.949
are you supposed to do? I mean, I don't know.

00:43:21.849 --> 00:43:24.929
If you're getting paid by Matthew Perry and he's

00:43:24.929 --> 00:43:27.409
like your boss and he's like, hey, what are you

00:43:27.409 --> 00:43:29.449
supposed to do? Say no and not have that job?

00:43:31.300 --> 00:43:33.280
Everybody's, I know, the ketamine queen, yeah,

00:43:33.360 --> 00:43:35.719
she's a dirty, rotten imbecile. But someone like

00:43:35.719 --> 00:43:37.800
this guy, it's like he was just doing his job.

00:43:38.679 --> 00:43:42.980
No accountability on Matthew's part. Liar. They

00:43:42.980 --> 00:43:45.679
say he first started procuring ketamine for Perry,

00:43:45.880 --> 00:43:49.199
then began injecting him with the drug, continuing

00:43:49.199 --> 00:43:52.059
to do so despite seeing Perry unconscious in

00:43:52.059 --> 00:43:55.380
his home on two occasions. Bye. They say in late

00:43:55.380 --> 00:43:59.059
October of 2023, Iwamasa injected Perry with

00:43:59.059 --> 00:44:01.280
ketamine. I don't want to hear about it. The

00:44:01.280 --> 00:44:05.039
guy got 41 months in prison. Because he doesn't

00:44:05.039 --> 00:44:09.440
know how to hold his ketamine. No! Happy Hot

00:44:09.440 --> 00:44:13.219
Topic! Loyal legacy. Doctors in the United Kingdom

00:44:13.219 --> 00:44:16.360
say social media is as bad as smoking for children.

00:44:16.699 --> 00:44:19.619
Now the Academy of Medical Royal Colleges is

00:44:19.619 --> 00:44:21.960
calling on lawmakers to restrict children's access

00:44:21.960 --> 00:44:24.340
to social media. I don't have any idea of that.

00:44:24.980 --> 00:44:27.420
We're all going to have vices in life. And we're

00:44:27.420 --> 00:44:35.110
all going to die. Who cares? Travis Kelsey is

00:44:35.110 --> 00:44:36.929
defending, chugging his beer in front of his

00:44:36.929 --> 00:44:39.889
fiance, Taylor Swift. The two lovebirds. Oh,

00:44:39.889 --> 00:44:42.630
shut up. He's done good enough of a job. He's

00:44:42.630 --> 00:44:47.630
done frat boy. Badass in the nightclub vibe.

00:44:47.969 --> 00:44:50.250
If he's going to chug a beer in front of his

00:44:50.250 --> 00:44:53.590
wife, whatever. At courtside as the Cavaliers

00:44:53.590 --> 00:44:56.510
took on the New York Knicks. He doesn't need

00:44:56.510 --> 00:44:59.309
to apologize for shit. Oh, this Swifty. Shut

00:44:59.309 --> 00:45:02.960
up. She doesn't care about you. She never did.

00:45:03.519 --> 00:45:10.920
And I go in and I just like crash and burn. Joe

00:45:10.920 --> 00:45:13.820
Jonas is getting honest about his past auditions

00:45:13.820 --> 00:45:16.920
during the Hey Jonas podcast with his brothers,

00:45:17.059 --> 00:45:20.079
Nick Jonas and Kevin Jonas. 36 year old proves

00:45:20.079 --> 00:45:22.780
that even major stars have off days while revealing

00:45:22.780 --> 00:45:25.320
it. No way. It's always like they're having bangs.

00:45:27.549 --> 00:45:30.409
Audition that didn't go to plan. I was auditioning

00:45:30.409 --> 00:45:34.590
for, um, uh... Wicked? No. Spider -Man? We don't

00:45:34.590 --> 00:45:37.789
need to name all the things I didn't get. As

00:45:37.789 --> 00:45:40.949
it turns out, the audition in question was for

00:45:40.949 --> 00:45:44.289
The Morning Show. Ah, The Morning Show. Pretty

00:45:44.289 --> 00:45:47.010
much just based off of Matt Lauer's life. Let's

00:45:47.010 --> 00:45:50.230
be honest here, though. When you're casting Joe

00:45:50.230 --> 00:45:53.369
Jonas, you got to make sure his acting is good

00:45:53.369 --> 00:45:55.230
because you don't want to have it be where the

00:45:55.230 --> 00:45:57.389
whole time you're like, oh, it's Joe Jonas. Oh,

00:45:57.510 --> 00:45:59.409
I show up early. They're like, oh, and they did

00:45:59.409 --> 00:46:00.630
this thing, which was very kind, but they're

00:46:00.630 --> 00:46:02.730
like, oh, we have a private room for you. So

00:46:02.730 --> 00:46:04.090
they put me in this private room and this is

00:46:04.090 --> 00:46:06.070
the saddest room you can imagine. And I could

00:46:06.070 --> 00:46:08.530
hear clear as day all the guys auditioning. And

00:46:08.530 --> 00:46:10.730
these guys were killing it, were crushing it.

00:46:10.769 --> 00:46:13.429
In contrast, yeah, he does not like himself.

00:46:20.490 --> 00:46:27.130
I felt like this was a very vulnerable thing

00:46:27.130 --> 00:46:30.849
for me to do. What an annoying but iconic voice.

00:46:37.210 --> 00:46:41.010
Not Oprah. There's Rosie O'Donnell just being

00:46:41.010 --> 00:46:44.030
Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie O'Donnell revealing she

00:46:44.030 --> 00:46:47.309
got a secret facelift after vowing to avoid plastic

00:46:47.309 --> 00:46:50.530
surgery. They all vow to avoid it. And they never

00:46:50.530 --> 00:46:53.909
do. I really wanted to do it. The 64 -year -old

00:46:53.909 --> 00:46:56.309
comedian details her choice in her latest Roro

00:46:56.309 --> 00:47:00.530
Subs sub stack letter. The only sub stack you

00:47:00.530 --> 00:47:03.090
should care about is Drew Garavos. The rest of

00:47:03.090 --> 00:47:09.059
them suck. Love you, Drew. Zach Brown and Kendra

00:47:09.059 --> 00:47:11.579
Scott are married. The two tied the knot in a

00:47:11.579 --> 00:47:18.519
private wedding in Greece on May 25th. Twilight

00:47:18.519 --> 00:47:27.420
alum Robert Pattinson is embarking on yet another

00:47:27.420 --> 00:47:33.380
chilling role in A24's Primetime. set to hit

00:47:33.380 --> 00:47:35.519
theaters in the fall where he plays real life

00:47:35.519 --> 00:47:38.500
to catch a predator host chris hansen in a new

00:47:38.500 --> 00:47:41.400
teaser for the film released may 27th pattinson

00:47:41.400 --> 00:47:44.420
is shown in hansen's signature suit and i am

00:47:44.420 --> 00:47:47.119
i wonder if they'll talk about him trying to

00:47:47.119 --> 00:47:52.119
get a prostitute you know what i mean Doesn't

00:47:52.119 --> 00:47:54.519
that sound like fun? Joy Behar is going to have

00:47:54.519 --> 00:47:57.119
a different point of view for a bit. The longtime

00:47:57.119 --> 00:47:59.980
View co -host will be taking a short hiatus from

00:47:59.980 --> 00:48:02.239
the talk show as she heads to Europe for a little

00:48:02.239 --> 00:48:06.699
vacation. Just kind of like, how instead? Half

00:48:06.699 --> 00:48:09.480
-assed it in and taking the summer off. Before

00:48:09.480 --> 00:48:12.019
she takes the stage to star in the play, My First

00:48:12.019 --> 00:48:16.099
Ex -Husband. What an annoying... I don't even

00:48:16.099 --> 00:48:18.400
know what to call her. She's just a wife. Yeah,

00:48:18.400 --> 00:48:24.010
nine. Dad? Talk to Mr. and Mrs. Evans. Oh, I

00:48:24.010 --> 00:48:28.630
thought you were talking about us. Kiki Palmer

00:48:28.630 --> 00:48:31.429
and Sean Evans are certainly bringing the heat.

00:48:31.809 --> 00:48:33.849
Fans are definitely making note of the chemistry

00:48:33.849 --> 00:48:36.090
between the two as the Hot Ones host finally

00:48:36.090 --> 00:48:38.550
makes an appearance on the actress's Baby This

00:48:38.550 --> 00:48:41.369
Is Kiki Palmer podcast two years after confessing

00:48:41.369 --> 00:48:47.469
his crush on her. And the May 26th... That episode

00:48:47.469 --> 00:48:50.429
got flirtatious fast, with Kiki introducing Sean

00:48:50.429 --> 00:48:53.570
in an eyebrow -raising way. I might know him

00:48:53.570 --> 00:48:57.929
as a potential future suitor. Yes! God, they

00:48:57.929 --> 00:49:02.070
blew it! Boo, Sean! It's like that Simpsons episode,

00:49:03.769 --> 00:49:09.130
Mr. Blow! Evans is in the... I hope he just went

00:49:09.130 --> 00:49:12.619
at it. It was hot in Miami over the weekend,

00:49:12.639 --> 00:49:15.139
and we're not talking about the weather. Jessica

00:49:15.139 --> 00:49:18.000
Alba and new boyfriend Danny Ramirez were all

00:49:18.000 --> 00:49:19.699
loved up over Memorial Day. They're not a new

00:49:19.699 --> 00:49:21.539
boyfriend. They've been together like six months.

00:49:22.099 --> 00:49:24.659
I'm wondering how long this is going to last.

00:49:24.780 --> 00:49:28.699
Enjoy it. Real day. So they're out in the room.

00:49:28.900 --> 00:49:30.719
You know, there's going to be driving cash war

00:49:30.719 --> 00:49:37.539
nuts out of his mind. I relapsed. and I relapsed.

00:49:37.539 --> 00:49:40.039
Amanda Connor is breaking her silence on her

00:49:40.039 --> 00:49:43.179
recent troubles with the law. Oh, it is. Apologizing

00:49:43.179 --> 00:49:45.980
to her followers and supporters, the 35 -year

00:49:45.980 --> 00:49:47.840
-old took to TikTok. You need to just apologize

00:49:47.840 --> 00:49:51.340
to yourself. We don't care. We're going about

00:49:51.340 --> 00:49:54.800
our life. What's going on here? So when people

00:49:54.800 --> 00:49:58.300
are surprised or shocked that I wanted to lose

00:49:58.300 --> 00:50:00.579
weight, I'm like, wait, how is this news? I've

00:50:00.579 --> 00:50:02.920
been, I've been, this has been part of my personality

00:50:02.920 --> 00:50:07.239
since the Clinton administration. Wow. Mindy

00:50:07.239 --> 00:50:10.579
Kaling is getting... But you got way too skinny.

00:50:10.699 --> 00:50:12.940
That's the problem. ...about her weight loss

00:50:12.940 --> 00:50:16.119
journey. During the May 27th episode of The View,

00:50:16.280 --> 00:50:18.579
the actress revealed to co -hosts Whoopi Goldsberg,

00:50:18.800 --> 00:50:21.760
Sarah Hines, Joy Behar, Sunny Houston, and Alyssa

00:50:21.760 --> 00:50:23.780
Farrah Griffin that she's wanted to lose weight

00:50:23.780 --> 00:50:25.780
since she was a preteen as she discussed the

00:50:25.780 --> 00:50:30.340
public's response. I think we all think it's

00:50:30.340 --> 00:50:33.360
weird when public figures lose weight because

00:50:33.360 --> 00:50:35.900
we want this... I don't know, this perfectly

00:50:35.900 --> 00:50:39.460
consistent narrative of their lives. But I have

00:50:39.460 --> 00:50:42.079
wanted to lose weight since I was 12 years old.

00:50:42.280 --> 00:50:45.119
Well, good job. You've accomplished a lot in

00:50:45.119 --> 00:50:49.119
life. You should be proud of yourself. You didn't.

00:50:49.219 --> 00:50:52.099
Oh, did you ever? All right, let me figure this

00:50:52.099 --> 00:50:54.139
out, right? All right, we'll be right back on

00:50:54.139 --> 00:51:40.059
Hoppy Hour. Hang on. I am here. And Mac Mane

00:51:40.059 --> 00:51:43.659
would throw it back. Let's throw it back to 09.

00:51:45.679 --> 00:51:50.659
Mac! Kane is in the building, nigga. I don't

00:51:50.659 --> 00:51:56.000
do it back and bust it open like you post it.

00:51:56.059 --> 00:51:58.460
I don't do it back and bust it open like you

00:51:58.460 --> 00:52:00.980
post it. I don't do it back and bust it open

00:52:00.980 --> 00:52:03.500
like you post it. I don't fuck with all of y

00:52:03.500 --> 00:52:40.800
'all. We'll see you next time. And I'm up first

00:52:40.800 --> 00:52:43.760
I spell that pussy Then I give her tongue work

00:52:43.760 --> 00:52:46.980
That way she come first Second and third And

00:52:46.980 --> 00:52:49.659
my wooden woodpecker Get the peckin' out her

00:52:49.659 --> 00:52:53.079
Like, oh, she on a handstand She on a handstand

00:52:53.079 --> 00:52:55.800
You see the crack of her ass Cause I'm playin'

00:52:55.800 --> 00:52:59.079
sack I think that's really sexy I like that in

00:52:59.079 --> 00:53:02.059
ya Let me smoke a blunt Then I'm right back in

00:53:02.059 --> 00:53:07.059
ya Yeah, put that knife back in ya Take it out,

00:53:07.079 --> 00:53:27.489
then I have dinner I will fuck with all of y

00:53:27.489 --> 00:53:29.809
'all All of y 'all are beautiful I will fuck

00:53:29.809 --> 00:53:31.750
with all of y 'all All of y 'all are beautiful

00:53:41.739 --> 00:53:43.739
I love her pisses, man, she got a tongue ring

00:53:43.739 --> 00:53:46.719
And she got a pussy ring, she got a belly ring

00:53:46.719 --> 00:53:49.119
I know what's up, who they call every time my

00:53:49.119 --> 00:53:53.079
celly ring? Like, hello? What you doing, cutie?

00:53:53.119 --> 00:53:55.820
Bring your ass over here, come and get my booty

00:53:55.820 --> 00:53:59.480
Girl, I'ma be the end of it Really, come to 60,

00:53:59.519 --> 00:54:01.659
play with your pussy, I'll bet you I'll be in

00:54:01.659 --> 00:54:04.280
You in the ballroom, you know? Shit, why not,

00:54:04.440 --> 00:54:06.760
dawg? I'ma put my wiener in a bun, since she

00:54:06.760 --> 00:54:09.539
got me hot, dawg I got another game here before

00:54:09.539 --> 00:54:14.610
I'm tired Puss and dick for dinner She got titties

00:54:14.610 --> 00:54:17.650
like Elvira and Dalek Paws And she lick, lick,

00:54:17.650 --> 00:54:19.829
lick, lick my chocolate lollipop And I told her,

00:54:19.929 --> 00:54:22.889
back it up like burp Burp, and she threw that

00:54:22.889 --> 00:54:26.690
ass back like Jerk, jerk, for real Go on, girl,

00:54:26.849 --> 00:54:29.630
back and bust it open like your poster Go on,

00:54:29.630 --> 00:54:31.849
girl, back and bust it open like your poster

00:54:31.849 --> 00:54:34.469
Go on, girl, back and bust it open like your

00:54:34.469 --> 00:54:37.230
poster Go on, girl, back and bust it open like

00:54:37.230 --> 00:54:39.670
your poster And I was stuck with all of y 'all

00:54:39.670 --> 00:54:42.039
All of y 'all are beautiful, powerful Fuck with

00:54:42.039 --> 00:54:44.860
all of y 'all, all of y 'all are beautiful. Ooh,

00:54:45.000 --> 00:54:48.639
she got a shotgun booty. And I'm talking every

00:54:48.639 --> 00:54:53.219
time she shoot me. And I'll be the bullseye.

00:54:53.340 --> 00:54:55.360
Watch out, make the bull cry. Watch out, pass

00:54:55.360 --> 00:54:58.199
the bull down. All because the bull got mad because

00:54:58.199 --> 00:55:01.320
I fucked his cow. I had that shotgun booty going

00:55:01.320 --> 00:55:04.719
pow, pow. I had a referee hollering, I'll stop

00:55:04.719 --> 00:55:06.960
the fight. Two round knockout, then I'm going

00:55:06.960 --> 00:55:15.500
fuck Rocky's wife. Ha ha. Beat that pussy till

00:55:15.500 --> 00:55:18.539
it bleed, like Apollo Creed Beat that pussy till

00:55:18.539 --> 00:55:21.519
it bleed, like Apollo Creed Beat that pussy till

00:55:21.519 --> 00:55:24.280
it bleed, like Apollo Creed I'm in the garden

00:55:24.280 --> 00:55:27.199
with Eve, give her my flower seeds I got a big

00:55:27.199 --> 00:55:30.340
bag of that fungus in my dungarees My blood humongous,

00:55:30.340 --> 00:55:32.619
if you're a mongus, you'll get lung disease Girl,

00:55:32.719 --> 00:55:34.300
I will tell you, put the tongue that's right

00:55:34.300 --> 00:55:37.260
above your knees I'm not a beggar, b -b -b -b

00:55:37.260 --> 00:55:38.179
-b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b

00:55:38.179 --> 00:55:38.280
-b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b

00:55:38.280 --> 00:55:38.739
-b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b -b

00:55:38.739 --> 00:55:52.480
-b -b -b With all of y 'all, all of y 'all are

00:55:52.480 --> 00:55:55.400
beautiful. With all of y 'all, all of y 'all

00:55:55.400 --> 00:55:58.400
are beautiful. With all of y 'all, all of y 'all

00:55:58.400 --> 00:56:00.380
are beautiful. With Mary, she was the one. The

00:56:00.380 --> 00:56:03.300
engine never sent you down. Keep it to the minute.

00:56:03.400 --> 00:56:08.780
Don't give it up. Uh -huh. Take a pussy break.

00:56:08.960 --> 00:56:12.119
Take a pussy break. Take a pussy break. Yeah.

00:56:12.260 --> 00:56:13.239
Take a pussy break. Yeah. Take a pussy break.

00:56:13.360 --> 00:56:17.739
Yeah. Ooh, she had a shot. Come put it. Uh -huh.

00:56:18.199 --> 00:56:22.349
Talk it every time she shoot it. All right, let's

00:56:22.349 --> 00:56:26.670
get back to it. I don't know. Door is closing.

00:56:27.010 --> 00:57:08.010
Oh, it is. Me. Bye. Happy. Happy hour. Happy

00:57:08.010 --> 00:57:14.710
hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. The most

00:57:14.710 --> 00:57:18.110
listened to radio show on the planet. The other

00:57:18.110 --> 00:57:54.489
stations are tuned in too. In the tower, silly

00:57:54.489 --> 00:57:57.030
jokes, the last will shower. Ryan's here with

00:57:57.030 --> 00:57:59.690
all the chatter, too. He hopes it really matters.

00:57:59.869 --> 00:58:03.170
Hoppy Hour is the thing with Ryan Hoppy. Hoppy,

00:58:03.170 --> 00:58:05.230
get it right. Get friends and let's all swing.

00:58:05.969 --> 00:58:10.090
What a zing. Scooby -Doo and wacky tunes. Ryan's

00:58:10.090 --> 00:58:12.849
laughter fills the rooms. Crazy fun and all the

00:58:12.849 --> 00:58:15.650
loons. Hop, sour, brings the blues. Catch the

00:58:15.650 --> 00:58:18.030
wave and ride the fun. With Hoppy Hour, we're

00:58:18.030 --> 00:58:21.429
never done. Ryan Hop, number one. Come and join

00:58:21.429 --> 00:58:29.179
us, everyone. Hop. They got my last name wrong,

00:58:29.320 --> 00:58:37.219
but it's still a good song. Oh, yeah. I am 8

00:58:37.219 --> 00:58:42.480
-5 -6 -4 -9 -0 -B. That's 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6

00:58:42.480 --> 00:58:49.300
-7 -7 -3. What? No, no, no, no. All right. I

00:58:49.300 --> 00:58:52.840
ain't getting this time. No, you don't. Hoppies,

00:58:52.880 --> 00:59:04.019
hoops. Woo -hoo. What's going on? I did it. Got

00:59:04.019 --> 00:59:23.760
it. MJ to Kobe, legends in the game. Shaq's big

00:59:23.760 --> 00:59:26.880
presence, true hall of fame. Hoppy's skills at

00:59:26.880 --> 00:59:29.960
T ain't plain tame. Behind the curtain, nothing

00:59:29.960 --> 00:59:32.860
left the same. Hoppy's moves, man, he knows it

00:59:32.860 --> 00:59:35.719
all. From scandals to the court rise and fall.

00:59:36.400 --> 00:59:39.880
Tune in, now you'll have a ball. Hoppy, I don't

00:59:39.880 --> 00:59:43.260
got that shock and awe. Crazy exes, wild and

00:59:43.260 --> 00:59:45.880
scandalous. League full of stories, ain't nothing

00:59:45.880 --> 00:59:49.260
fabulous. Ryan breaks it down, gets unanimous.

00:59:49.280 --> 00:59:52.699
Doing a hoppy hour, never anomalous. Y 'all know

00:59:52.699 --> 00:59:55.460
the score, but he dies deeper. Locker room secrets,

00:59:55.800 --> 00:59:58.760
stats like a keeper. Voices every week and Alice

00:59:58.760 --> 01:00:02.219
is sleeper. NBA's real talk cuts to the sleeper.

01:00:02.599 --> 01:00:05.920
Hoppy Zeus, man, he knows it all. Jails to the

01:00:05.920 --> 01:00:29.079
court, rise and fall. Oh, shit! All right, here

01:00:29.079 --> 01:00:32.329
we go, Trump. saying he'll attend an NBA Finals

01:00:32.329 --> 01:00:36.769
game at Madison Square Garden. I was invited

01:00:36.769 --> 01:00:39.070
to. I was going to go on Wednesday, but they

01:00:39.070 --> 01:00:43.250
closed it out very quickly. Yeah, I don't think

01:00:43.250 --> 01:00:47.190
they want you there. Mm -hmm. Harris, Tyrese,

01:00:47.250 --> 01:00:50.010
Halliburton. A place like New York, they have

01:00:50.010 --> 01:00:52.210
a lot of passionate fans, of course, and people

01:00:52.210 --> 01:00:54.210
love the Knicks, but there's a lot of celebrities

01:00:54.210 --> 01:00:56.929
in there, and sometimes they're too cool to get

01:00:56.929 --> 01:01:01.389
super loud. Well, you're saying that Ben Stiller's

01:01:01.389 --> 01:01:04.110
not going crazy? Chalamet was losing his mind.

01:01:04.429 --> 01:01:05.789
You better watch your mouth. You're talking about

01:01:05.789 --> 01:01:08.030
Tracy Morgan like this. Okay, I don't like what

01:01:08.030 --> 01:01:10.650
you're saying. Now, I will say, I love the way

01:01:10.650 --> 01:01:13.869
you have played in Madison Square Garden. I actually

01:01:13.869 --> 01:01:17.190
had one. Oh, yeah. Oh, out here, I had a weed

01:01:17.190 --> 01:01:22.170
whacker. Yeah, he sounds a little butthurt. Adam

01:01:22.170 --> 01:01:24.389
Silver says the refereeing has been great this

01:01:24.389 --> 01:01:26.289
postseason. I feel like when they say things

01:01:26.289 --> 01:01:28.710
like that, they're just trying to rub it in our

01:01:28.710 --> 01:01:35.190
face. Here's Kendrick Perkins. He got into it

01:01:35.190 --> 01:01:46.960
at his son's basketball game. What a dork. Here's

01:01:46.960 --> 01:01:56.079
the fucking audio. Bunch of fake tough guys at

01:01:56.079 --> 01:02:04.079
the sport where you shoot a ball. Liz. We got

01:02:04.079 --> 01:02:07.159
Patrick Beverly saying that Gilbert Arenas got

01:02:07.159 --> 01:02:09.460
Patrick Beverly off his own show, which means

01:02:09.460 --> 01:02:10.880
doing a show by yourself because no one wants

01:02:10.880 --> 01:02:14.199
to be around you. I didn't know Gilbert Arena's

01:02:14.199 --> 01:02:17.940
got Pat Day off his own show. It is. I didn't

01:02:17.940 --> 01:02:21.400
know this. I was wondering why Brandon Jenner's

01:02:21.400 --> 01:02:24.260
energy was getting a little different. He was

01:02:24.260 --> 01:02:27.239
tweeting a lot more. He was speaking a lot more.

01:02:27.460 --> 01:02:31.699
Whatever. And Tristan Thompson says, ain't done

01:02:31.699 --> 01:02:34.440
having kids if Chloe's embryos aren't involved.

01:02:34.639 --> 01:02:37.780
Yeah. Just so you can keep being a deadbeat.

01:02:43.150 --> 01:02:48.969
Less than 70 days until the NFL returns. And

01:02:48.969 --> 01:02:51.730
we got so much happening. Josh Jacobs is out

01:02:51.730 --> 01:02:57.130
of jail after the domestic violence arrest. We

01:02:57.130 --> 01:03:00.289
got so much happening. We have Josh Allen had

01:03:00.289 --> 01:03:02.949
a kid in the offseason. We're going to have Jalen

01:03:02.949 --> 01:03:05.349
Hurts talking about not going to AJ Brown's wedding.

01:03:05.909 --> 01:03:09.250
We have Travis Kelsey talking about Taylor Swift

01:03:09.250 --> 01:03:17.469
and so much more. Will Revis' Socks Tape. Mike

01:03:17.469 --> 01:03:21.590
Grable and much more. You can call the show.

01:03:22.590 --> 01:03:30.730
856 -49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773. You can

01:03:30.730 --> 01:03:34.269
tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always

01:03:34.269 --> 01:03:39.110
email me at RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. Oh

01:03:39.110 --> 01:03:55.909
yeah! Head coach, Kevin Stefanski. It's still

01:03:55.909 --> 01:03:59.329
weird to think he's not in Cleveland. Here he

01:03:59.329 --> 01:04:03.130
is talking about Tua. Well, I think it's the

01:04:03.130 --> 01:04:05.610
most important trait at the position, as we've

01:04:05.610 --> 01:04:09.349
always talked about. Some guys get better at

01:04:09.349 --> 01:04:16.489
it with tweaks to how they... I am. Here's a

01:04:16.489 --> 01:04:19.250
reporter asking Drake May if he got thicker during

01:04:19.250 --> 01:04:22.260
the offseason. Rude question. Are you thicker

01:04:22.260 --> 01:04:23.639
with two C's? Is that the way you're supposed

01:04:23.639 --> 01:04:26.880
to say it? It's kind of like the hip thing. I

01:04:26.880 --> 01:04:30.320
love when the reporters try to like make a joke

01:04:30.320 --> 01:04:33.960
and it's like, you're a nerd. Shut up. Shut up,

01:04:33.960 --> 01:04:36.500
Eric Jacobson. Thicker with two C's. Is that

01:04:36.500 --> 01:04:38.900
how it's supposed to be? I think that's all,

01:04:39.079 --> 01:04:41.760
if that's anything. I think that's not the way

01:04:41.760 --> 01:04:48.039
to put it. Do you feel conditioned? As far as

01:04:48.039 --> 01:04:50.300
another year of experience, just your body getting

01:04:50.300 --> 01:04:54.119
ready for this. I think that's just part of having

01:04:54.119 --> 01:04:55.519
a long season and being able to take some time

01:04:55.519 --> 01:04:58.500
off and come back. I feel stupider. You know

01:04:58.500 --> 01:05:00.079
that reporter was like, I probably shouldn't

01:05:00.079 --> 01:05:08.380
have asked that. I'm an idiot! Mm -hmm. It's

01:05:08.380 --> 01:05:12.579
okay. I love you. Oh, my God. It's so good to

01:05:12.579 --> 01:05:15.599
see Madison beer happy. I remember when she came

01:05:15.599 --> 01:05:18.659
to Tampa, she did not want to perform at Hogan's

01:05:18.659 --> 01:05:22.739
Beach. Even a busy pop star like Madison Beer

01:05:22.739 --> 01:05:25.780
has time to pick up a FaceTime call, especially

01:05:25.780 --> 01:05:28.739
when the person calling is very, very important.

01:05:29.039 --> 01:05:31.699
Let's be honest, Justin Herbert may never win

01:05:31.699 --> 01:05:36.619
a playoff game, but he's won it in life. Ah,

01:05:36.639 --> 01:05:39.139
she called her. Trying to mark his territory.

01:05:41.400 --> 01:05:45.659
What's going on here? Let's go on with Mike Tirico.

01:05:46.340 --> 01:05:49.440
How about a great surprise for a beloved member

01:05:49.440 --> 01:05:53.559
of our NBC family? Mike Tirico has won his first

01:05:53.559 --> 01:05:56.139
Emmy for his work as the voice of Sunday Night

01:05:56.139 --> 01:05:59.880
Football. All right, good job. I don't need to

01:05:59.880 --> 01:06:02.719
hear that much ass kissing. All right, let's

01:06:02.719 --> 01:06:04.860
get to the Packers running back now. Josh Jacobs

01:06:04.860 --> 01:06:10.179
arrested on domestic violence charges. Our Ike

01:06:10.179 --> 01:06:11.940
and Josh, he is following the story very closely

01:06:11.940 --> 01:06:13.860
for us here. All right, Ike, so the search for

01:06:13.860 --> 01:06:16.880
answers here starts with why Josh Jacobs was

01:06:16.880 --> 01:06:19.039
arrested. So what do we know about the charges

01:06:19.039 --> 01:06:23.869
right now? Yeah, Gio, police say this started

01:06:23.869 --> 01:06:26.190
with a disturbance call Saturday morning in Wisconsin.

01:06:26.630 --> 01:06:28.969
Jacobs was arrested Tuesday and booked on several

01:06:28.969 --> 01:06:31.550
domestic abuse -related allegations, including

01:06:31.550 --> 01:06:34.750
strangulation, suffocation, battery, criminal

01:06:34.750 --> 01:06:38.550
damage to property, and disorderly conduct. But

01:06:38.550 --> 01:06:41.230
the important update is this. The Brown County

01:06:41.230 --> 01:06:44.550
District Attorney's Office says no formal charges

01:06:44.550 --> 01:06:47.190
have been filed yet, and prosecutors are not

01:06:47.190 --> 01:06:49.090
ready to make a charging decision while they

01:06:49.090 --> 01:06:51.809
review additional evidence, Gio. Well, the People

01:06:51.809 --> 01:06:55.949
also want to know who is his girlfriend. Hot

01:06:55.949 --> 01:06:58.590
ass woman. Yeah, that's one of the big searches,

01:06:58.590 --> 01:07:00.869
but we have to be careful here. Jacobs has been

01:07:00.869 --> 01:07:04.469
publicly linked to influencer and model Ash Cash,

01:07:04.730 --> 01:07:07.250
whose real name is Ashley Tong. He's probably

01:07:07.250 --> 01:07:11.750
got so many snow bodies. Sue, but police have

01:07:11.750 --> 01:07:15.250
not identified the alleged victim and there is

01:07:15.250 --> 01:07:18.150
no official income confirmation rather connecting

01:07:18.150 --> 01:07:20.309
her to the case. So people are searching her

01:07:20.309 --> 01:07:23.230
name, but all right, there you go. It's probably

01:07:23.230 --> 01:07:28.179
a piece of ass. This morning, the mother of NFL

01:07:28.179 --> 01:07:30.880
quarterback Will Levis has revealed her son spent

01:07:30.880 --> 01:07:33.559
a, quote, exorbitant amount of money trying to

01:07:33.559 --> 01:07:35.880
remove his leaked sex tape from the Internet.

01:07:36.059 --> 01:07:44.280
Oh, man, just embrace it. I have not said. But

01:07:44.280 --> 01:07:47.880
I'm sure he went to Powtown. Beth Levis, mother

01:07:47.880 --> 01:07:50.579
of the Titans QB, says Levis hired a cybersecurity

01:07:50.579 --> 01:07:53.659
specialist and private investigator after finding

01:07:53.659 --> 01:07:55.980
out that an intimate video of himself and his

01:07:55.980 --> 01:07:58.900
then -girlfriend, Gia Duddy, was spreading online.

01:08:00.719 --> 01:08:03.300
Ultimately, a lot of the content was taken down,

01:08:03.440 --> 01:08:08.440
but, you know, you can never... I wonder if there

01:08:08.440 --> 01:08:11.239
was a money shot! scrape anything entirely from

01:08:11.239 --> 01:08:13.780
the internet. She says hackers obtained the material

01:08:13.780 --> 01:08:16.180
by breaching one of Will's devices when he was

01:08:16.180 --> 01:08:20.279
in college. Oops! To find out, this was a Eastern

01:08:20.279 --> 01:08:23.020
European hacking group that is notorious for

01:08:23.020 --> 01:08:25.619
trying to target what they... Ah, that's gotta

01:08:25.619 --> 01:08:31.720
suck for her. Remember when Jamal Murray of the,

01:08:31.720 --> 01:08:35.800
uh... What is it? The Dumber Nights filmed himself

01:08:35.800 --> 01:08:43.140
getting hit? From Harper Hempel. I forgot that

01:08:43.140 --> 01:08:45.880
name. That was COVID. I did a video where I was

01:08:45.880 --> 01:08:48.680
called the recap of Harper Hempel, Jamal Murray,

01:08:48.880 --> 01:08:51.300
sex tape, and it got like 20 ,000 views on TikTok

01:08:51.300 --> 01:08:54.960
because everybody was searching it up. That was

01:08:54.960 --> 01:08:56.800
weird because it takes so much effort to go live

01:08:56.800 --> 01:08:58.979
on Instagram. He was like, I got hacked. Like

01:08:58.979 --> 01:09:01.560
how? You have to press like four different things.

01:09:02.020 --> 01:09:04.720
You think might be an attractive couple. All

01:09:04.720 --> 01:09:09.090
right, there you go. Here is Jalen Hurts talking

01:09:09.090 --> 01:09:18.329
about A .J. Brown's wedding. Drink that water

01:09:18.329 --> 01:09:24.130
like a badass. Pick the right question to sip

01:09:24.130 --> 01:09:31.500
on, huh? Nothing for us. You know, we're focused

01:09:31.500 --> 01:09:34.039
on learning the offense. It really doesn't change.

01:09:34.359 --> 01:09:40.199
Yeah, I've never heard you. In terms of our approach

01:09:40.199 --> 01:09:45.380
to improve, you know, there's an if. Obviously

01:09:45.380 --> 01:09:48.859
been a lingering thing, but nothing can replace

01:09:48.859 --> 01:09:52.359
all the greatness that we achieve. I am. And

01:09:52.359 --> 01:09:55.880
here's Travis Kelsey saying he's not pushing.

01:09:56.550 --> 01:09:58.989
Cleveland on Taylor. Yeah, that ain't a city

01:09:58.989 --> 01:10:02.069
for her to move in. It sucks. As everyone saw

01:10:02.069 --> 01:10:05.149
on the internet is Travis and Taylor. Flea to

01:10:05.149 --> 01:10:07.970
the cleat. Flea to the cleat, baby. You'll get

01:10:07.970 --> 01:10:10.489
that. I cannot listen to that. It's all a dish.

01:10:11.609 --> 01:10:13.949
All right. Here's Mike Vrabel saying he loves

01:10:13.949 --> 01:10:15.970
his wife he cheated on for nine years. We spoke

01:10:15.970 --> 01:10:18.289
to you last year. We're talking about the balance

01:10:18.289 --> 01:10:21.409
of family and football. Just how would you describe

01:10:21.409 --> 01:10:23.970
how that process has been going? Oh, really good.

01:10:24.029 --> 01:10:27.050
I think that that's, again, I appreciate my family

01:10:27.050 --> 01:10:29.350
is great. I love Jen. I love the boys. I love.

01:10:29.430 --> 01:10:36.689
No, you got cut. Shut up. You're the worst. I

01:10:36.689 --> 01:10:39.130
don't want to listen to him. Now I love my wife.

01:10:41.609 --> 01:10:44.350
He's out there with a possible Dan Marino love

01:10:44.350 --> 01:10:48.390
child type of situation. I like that up. That

01:10:48.390 --> 01:10:50.970
is the unspoken thing about Dan Marino. Hey,

01:10:50.989 --> 01:10:58.729
yo, yo, yo. Motherfuckers I make killings Motherfuckers

01:10:58.729 --> 01:11:04.069
I hate Yo, yo, yo Static crackles, poppy on the

01:11:04.069 --> 01:11:06.829
air Spilling radio secrets, man, he don't care

01:11:06.829 --> 01:11:10.090
Airing out the closet, skeletons in pairs DJ

01:11:10.090 --> 01:11:13.090
drama, he's the one who dares Program directors

01:11:13.090 --> 01:11:16.449
scheming in the back rooms Payola playlists rigged

01:11:16.449 --> 01:11:18.850
like monsoons Fake callers on the line, they

01:11:18.850 --> 01:11:22.109
rehearse too It's harder than a baseline boom.

01:11:22.310 --> 01:11:25.170
Radio snitching. He's spitting the truth. Congrats

01:11:25.170 --> 01:11:29.489
to my boss, MJ, on being number one in Tapper

01:11:29.489 --> 01:11:34.569
ratings. Morning shows faker than they last at

01:11:34.569 --> 01:11:37.770
six. People aren't debating if radio's cool again.

01:11:38.189 --> 01:11:41.329
Well, I have to say, hire some young talent,

01:11:41.449 --> 01:11:46.189
and you might have a shot. The FM fizz. Mic in

01:11:46.189 --> 01:11:48.989
hand. Cutting through veneers. Pulling cards

01:11:48.989 --> 01:12:05.319
over. We'll be right back. Bobby Bones says he

01:12:05.319 --> 01:12:08.199
wants his mirror ball trophy back. Six months

01:12:08.199 --> 01:12:10.880
after the Dancing with the Stars season 27 winner

01:12:10.880 --> 01:12:12.979
revealed that he returned the coveted trophy

01:12:12.979 --> 01:12:15.899
due to comments former host Tom Bergeron made

01:12:15.899 --> 01:12:18.739
about his unexpected victory. Bobby now shares

01:12:18.739 --> 01:12:21.119
how Barry I don't know if I like Bobby Bones

01:12:21.119 --> 01:12:24.960
or not. The hatchet changed his perspective on

01:12:24.960 --> 01:12:27.579
his achievement telling us weekly in an interview

01:12:27.579 --> 01:12:30.539
published May 26th it'd be nice if I could get

01:12:30.539 --> 01:12:33.239
my Dancing with the Stars trophy back. I got

01:12:33.239 --> 01:12:36.239
my feeling heard i love tom and so in a haste

01:12:36.239 --> 01:12:39.199
i sent my trophy back to somewhere at abc he

01:12:39.199 --> 01:12:42.100
continues if anybody's watching that has my mirrorball

01:12:42.100 --> 01:12:45.960
trophy please mail it back to me poor bobby bonds

01:12:45.960 --> 01:12:48.159
how are you gonna survive and sorry about those

01:12:48.159 --> 01:12:50.600
clips playing over each other here is the espn

01:12:50.600 --> 01:12:54.079
president believing that people can't live without

01:12:54.079 --> 01:12:56.939
espn i guess i'd say there's there's two parts

01:12:56.939 --> 01:13:00.960
to it um the first one is really driven primarily

01:13:00.960 --> 01:13:05.119
by the distribution dynamic. And by that, I mean,

01:13:05.260 --> 01:13:10.619
um, you're boring. No, your content sucks. Here's

01:13:10.619 --> 01:13:14.079
Fox sports, uh, president Scott, Scott Shapiro.

01:13:14.319 --> 01:13:18.859
I just had a stroke. Fox sports, radio CEO, believing

01:13:18.859 --> 01:13:21.920
the narrative that radio needs some lift like

01:13:21.920 --> 01:13:25.680
me in a segment from, from my view, certainly

01:13:25.680 --> 01:13:28.239
I'm not looking at this from a station by station

01:13:28.239 --> 01:13:31.229
lens or even a market by market lens. I'm looking

01:13:31.229 --> 01:13:34.909
at this for the radio industry. This is so important

01:13:34.909 --> 01:13:37.630
for us because we keep hearing from ad agencies

01:13:37.630 --> 01:13:41.189
around the country, we're not buying radio right

01:13:41.189 --> 01:13:43.810
now. There's all these flashy new toys that are

01:13:43.810 --> 01:13:45.649
getting more attention. And when you look at

01:13:45.649 --> 01:13:48.630
social media video views, if people accidentally

01:13:48.630 --> 01:13:51.109
browse by a video and there's a moving picture,

01:13:51.350 --> 01:13:54.109
that's a view. And they're getting credit. And

01:13:54.109 --> 01:13:56.609
their numbers are gargantuan. I don't know. I

01:13:56.609 --> 01:13:57.909
think it's because I'm around so many corporate

01:13:57.909 --> 01:14:01.390
people. I like Unhinged. On this day, Clay Travis

01:14:01.390 --> 01:14:05.010
left his outspoken outkick morning show on Fox

01:14:05.010 --> 01:14:08.810
Sports, which was good radio. Here's the guy

01:14:08.810 --> 01:14:12.869
breaking down L .A. radio ratings. What's going

01:14:12.869 --> 01:14:20.270
on? What's going on? What's going on? This is

01:14:20.270 --> 01:14:24.010
chaos. I'm trying. Everything's going to hell

01:14:24.010 --> 01:14:27.539
and I'm asking. Oh, no. This is the problem with

01:14:27.539 --> 01:14:30.199
technology. We'll go to this clip. Lord Jamar

01:14:30.199 --> 01:14:33.619
says that Ebro took over Hot 97. He gatekeeped

01:14:33.619 --> 01:14:38.739
New York and Cali Rap. New York hip hop. They

01:14:38.739 --> 01:14:42.439
say Ebro was instrumental in changing the sound

01:14:42.439 --> 01:14:49.439
of New York radio. For the worse, isn't it? I'd

01:14:49.439 --> 01:14:52.159
say so, yeah. At the time when he was in power.

01:14:53.069 --> 01:14:56.229
A lot of that Atlanta sound and all this other

01:14:56.229 --> 01:15:01.289
type of shit really started to... Ebro just seems

01:15:01.289 --> 01:15:07.729
like a douchebag. Take control of New York. And

01:15:07.729 --> 01:15:14.279
here's the clip on New York and... LA radio ratings.

01:15:14.460 --> 01:15:16.920
I've been talking to everybody about starting

01:15:16.920 --> 01:15:19.140
a new platform. I mean, whether it's crowdfunded

01:15:19.140 --> 01:15:22.460
or whether it's backed by billionaires, it needs

01:15:22.460 --> 01:15:26.119
to happen. Did you see the new ratings, by the

01:15:26.119 --> 01:15:29.819
way? Let me load these up. I mean, Radio Insight

01:15:29.819 --> 01:15:32.859
just posted the ratings. I mean, it's wide open

01:15:32.859 --> 01:15:37.699
for a new platform. I mean, radio. All the consultants

01:15:37.699 --> 01:15:42.890
have an opinion. Why don't you start a show?

01:15:43.289 --> 01:15:47.250
That might help. All right. What do I feel like

01:15:47.250 --> 01:15:50.390
doing? I kind of want to reset one more time.

01:15:50.529 --> 01:15:57.289
I want to come back to Chicago. Do some Chicago

01:15:57.289 --> 01:16:02.970
news. Do some, you know. What else are we going

01:16:02.970 --> 01:16:05.970
to do? I don't know. Chicago, Fresno, Cleveland,

01:16:06.109 --> 01:16:08.550
and Tampa news. We'll do that after this. Hang

01:16:08.550 --> 01:16:26.930
on. RyanHoppyRadio .com I'll be right back. You

01:16:26.930 --> 01:16:29.689
probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're

01:16:29.689 --> 01:16:35.470
going outside, all I smell is poop. It looks

01:16:35.470 --> 01:16:40.069
all of the day. The seaman was so big. As a reminder,

01:16:40.369 --> 01:16:42.409
if you don't feel like listening to this next

01:16:42.409 --> 01:16:45.130
song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of

01:16:45.130 --> 01:16:47.789
Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick

01:16:47.789 --> 01:16:55.880
around, folks. Here's Nicole Scherzinger when

01:16:55.880 --> 01:17:10.279
I miss you. Text me. Here's my true colors. I

01:17:10.279 --> 01:17:16.539
give to you. On the table. For all to view. I

01:17:16.539 --> 01:17:22.859
need your touch. Hey. Hey. Boy, it sucks. Hey,

01:17:22.859 --> 01:17:26.260
will we ring around the roses in your pocket

01:17:26.260 --> 01:17:29.680
with my pose? I know what it does to you, that

01:17:29.680 --> 01:17:32.800
thing polished on my toes You with that thing,

01:17:32.920 --> 01:17:35.319
you with that thing, you with that thing, boy

01:17:35.319 --> 01:17:45.760
you know Can't you come out to me, just like

01:17:45.760 --> 01:18:09.439
back in the day I miss you. I am I -S -S -U.

01:18:10.199 --> 01:18:15.520
You know I do. Do you consider this desperate?

01:18:15.899 --> 01:18:20.619
Cause I reminisce on my sexy dresses. Look at

01:18:20.619 --> 01:18:26.949
my eyes like this. I need your touch. Hey. I

01:18:26.949 --> 01:18:31.470
wanna, hey, hey When we ring around the roses

01:18:31.470 --> 01:18:35.130
In your pocket, it will pose I know what it does

01:18:35.130 --> 01:18:38.510
to you But ain't polished on my toes You whip

01:18:38.510 --> 01:18:40.829
that thing, you whip that thing You whip that

01:18:40.829 --> 01:18:43.390
thing, boy, you know You whip that thing, you

01:18:43.390 --> 01:18:46.050
whip that thing You whip that thing, boy, you

01:18:46.050 --> 01:18:52.970
know If you go out to play Just like that in

01:18:52.970 --> 01:19:08.609
the day I spend like every day, trying to chase

01:19:08.609 --> 01:19:14.770
the tears away. I miss you, I miss you, I am,

01:19:14.770 --> 01:19:20.229
I possess you, you know I do. What am I supposed

01:19:20.229 --> 01:19:22.369
to do, a young girl, thinking these nasty things

01:19:22.369 --> 01:19:28.369
in this world? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. When you're

01:19:28.369 --> 01:19:30.409
screaming about stress, where am I supposed to

01:19:30.409 --> 01:19:36.529
stay, repressed? No. No, no, no I would turn

01:19:36.529 --> 01:19:39.930
down the lights Be the only thing that you could

01:19:39.930 --> 01:19:44.090
see Let the music moan And let the music moan

01:19:44.090 --> 01:19:51.489
What am I to do? When I'm the only one home Only

01:19:51.489 --> 01:19:58.710
one home If you come down to me Just like back

01:19:58.710 --> 01:20:36.130
in the day Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! I'm going to call

01:20:36.130 --> 01:20:40.569
a shirt. I miss you. It's unfortunate that this

01:20:40.569 --> 01:20:43.590
music never took off. It's kind of underground.

01:20:44.649 --> 01:20:46.710
It's good for me because then I can play it.

01:20:47.829 --> 01:20:49.590
If it would have taken off and showed I had a

01:20:49.590 --> 01:20:54.529
real tour, I could have played it. Do you know

01:20:54.529 --> 01:20:56.770
what I'm saying? I kind of know what I'm saying.

01:20:56.909 --> 01:20:59.489
I'll be honest. Half the time here, I don't know

01:20:59.489 --> 01:21:03.329
what I'm saying. And that's kind of the beauty

01:21:03.329 --> 01:21:07.779
of it. I just gotta sink myself every day. But

01:21:07.779 --> 01:21:15.159
you know what? That's okay. I'll be fine. Door

01:21:15.159 --> 01:22:06.750
is closing. Let me press this. All right. Rewind.

01:22:07.770 --> 01:22:15.560
Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. the other stations

01:22:15.560 --> 01:22:35.699
are tuned in too. This just seems a happy hour.

01:22:35.840 --> 01:22:38.739
Time to laugh at Brian's power. Wacky fun and

01:22:38.739 --> 01:22:57.569
silly. Happy hour. Let the hoppy fun begin. Hoppy

01:22:57.569 --> 01:23:01.829
hour. Oh, yeah. Hoppy hour. We're riding hoppy.

01:23:01.909 --> 01:23:04.609
Last time, never sloppy. Oh, yeah. Beat drop

01:23:04.609 --> 01:23:07.609
time. Got your popcorn. Let the beat drop. Dizzy's

01:23:07.609 --> 01:23:16.270
a bitch. Mm -hmm. 8 -5 -6. 49 hoppy. 8 -5 -6,

01:23:16.329 --> 01:23:20.670
4 -9 -4, 6 -7 -7 -3. Hoppy hour's here to stay.

01:23:20.850 --> 01:23:24.210
Making smiles every day. Real fun all night.

01:23:24.239 --> 01:23:29.899
Brian Hoppe's here for you. It's time for Tampa

01:23:29.899 --> 01:24:14.390
News. You like that transition? Alright now,

01:24:14.590 --> 01:24:24.390
let's get into it. What do we got here? The man

01:24:24.390 --> 01:24:26.109
accused in last year's deadly mass shooting at

01:24:26.109 --> 01:24:28.770
Florida State University. Loser! He is expected

01:24:28.770 --> 01:24:30.810
in court today. And on your sides, Beth, you're

01:24:30.810 --> 01:24:32.649
so joining us now with a look at what to expect

01:24:32.649 --> 01:24:35.250
during... Oh, thank God you're on my side! I

01:24:35.250 --> 01:24:37.670
don't know if Beth or Sal's really on. Phoenix

01:24:37.670 --> 01:24:39.890
Eichner's hearing. Hey, Beth. Hey, good morning.

01:24:39.930 --> 01:24:41.970
So this case is set to go before a judge this

01:24:41.970 --> 01:24:44.430
afternoon for a status hearing, essentially to

01:24:44.430 --> 01:24:46.449
see where attorneys are at with evidence and

01:24:46.449 --> 01:24:49.289
then determine a timeline to move forward. He

01:24:49.289 --> 01:24:51.430
is just an unfortunate looking piece of shit.

01:24:51.649 --> 01:24:54.069
At this point, it's unclear whether Phoenix Eichner

01:24:54.069 --> 01:24:56.289
will physically be in the courtroom. Well, he

01:24:56.289 --> 01:24:58.430
was. That was two days ago. Then we got this

01:24:58.430 --> 01:25:01.819
right here. On your side, Jenna Bass, joining

01:25:01.819 --> 01:25:03.880
us live with how you can hear you. They're on

01:25:03.880 --> 01:25:07.640
my side again. Thanks. Our opinions on the plans.

01:25:07.819 --> 01:25:11.039
Good morning, Jenna. Good morning. And there

01:25:11.039 --> 01:25:13.720
are a lot of opinions on these plans. So today's

01:25:13.720 --> 01:25:15.779
hearing is really going to be focused on that

01:25:15.779 --> 01:25:19.300
pause before the planning for the AI data center.

01:25:19.399 --> 01:25:21.800
County leaders say the moratorium would help

01:25:21.800 --> 01:25:25.619
them to kind of research deeper on the. All right.

01:25:25.640 --> 01:25:29.260
So there's stuff going on. And there's this.

01:25:30.569 --> 01:25:32.369
Three people are recovering tonight following

01:25:32.369 --> 01:25:34.409
a late night boating accident on the Hillsborough

01:25:34.409 --> 01:25:37.989
River in Tampa. Man, no one is ever careful anymore.

01:25:38.430 --> 01:25:41.289
The 19 -foot boat hit the rocks around 11 .30

01:25:41.289 --> 01:25:44.329
last night near Ignacio Isla. That's not the

01:25:44.329 --> 01:25:48.539
rocks you want to get off. In your park. Ah,

01:25:48.800 --> 01:25:51.279
so there was another injury there, and there's

01:25:51.279 --> 01:25:54.079
this dumb broad here. In Sarasota, a woman arrested

01:25:54.079 --> 01:25:56.659
for a shooting last week is now out on bond tonight.

01:25:56.899 --> 01:25:59.220
Sarasota police say Jasmine Martin showed up

01:25:59.220 --> 01:26:01.420
at the victim's home in the Amaryllis Park neighborhood.

01:26:01.899 --> 01:26:04.640
Gangster! Demanding that the victim come outside.

01:26:04.920 --> 01:26:06.659
Now, when she started to pull out of her driveway,

01:26:06.819 --> 01:26:09.279
officers tell us Martin shot at the car three

01:26:09.279 --> 01:26:14.500
times and took off. Tonight, Martin is charged

01:26:14.500 --> 01:26:16.899
with discharging a gun from a vehicle. What a

01:26:16.899 --> 01:26:20.640
dummy. What an idiot. And there's this. As the

01:26:20.640 --> 01:26:22.399
Florida Department of Transportation gets ready

01:26:22.399 --> 01:26:24.840
to debut the new express lanes on the Howard

01:26:24.840 --> 01:26:28.300
Franklin. Guess how much the Howard Franklin

01:26:28.300 --> 01:26:32.760
express lanes costed. I don't even want to play

01:26:32.760 --> 01:26:36.039
the headline about the actual improvements or

01:26:36.039 --> 01:26:38.020
whatever to the bridge. How much do you think

01:26:38.020 --> 01:26:46.979
it was? $973 fucking million for a bridge. That's

01:26:46.979 --> 01:26:53.939
insane. What a waste of money. Electric bicycles,

01:26:54.199 --> 01:26:57.079
tricycles, and scooters may be the cause of a

01:26:57.079 --> 01:26:59.199
house fire. It happened in Dunedin. Look at this

01:26:59.199 --> 01:27:01.560
right here. The fire department out there says

01:27:01.560 --> 01:27:04.239
crews responded to a home... Man, what are e

01:27:04.239 --> 01:27:06.000
-bikes good for? They're causing nothing but

01:27:06.000 --> 01:27:08.699
trouble. I'm in the Golden Crest mobile home

01:27:08.699 --> 01:27:11.079
park just after 8 o 'clock this morning. But

01:27:11.079 --> 01:27:13.779
e -bike and a mobile home are not going to mix.

01:27:14.319 --> 01:27:16.180
Morning in Hillsborough County, a man is in jail

01:27:16.180 --> 01:27:17.960
accused of hitting and killing someone and then

01:27:17.960 --> 01:27:21.960
driving away. The sheriff's office says 27 -year

01:27:21.960 --> 01:27:24.279
-old Daniel Mariano Jr. hit someone crossing

01:27:24.279 --> 01:27:27.260
County Road 39 at Tipton Road in Plant City.

01:27:27.380 --> 01:27:29.840
So he took someone's life. Call ICE! You know?

01:27:30.300 --> 01:27:34.689
And there's this. Thanks, Dan. This morning,

01:27:34.729 --> 01:27:36.850
a Clearwater couple is cleaning up damage from

01:27:36.850 --> 01:27:40.029
a car that plowed into their home. Take a look

01:27:40.029 --> 01:27:42.649
at here. The crash happened. That is not the

01:27:42.649 --> 01:27:45.090
plowing you want in your house. After 10 last

01:27:45.090 --> 01:27:47.529
night at a home near the intersection of Hall

01:27:47.529 --> 01:27:49.510
Street and South Martin Luther King Jr. Avenue.

01:27:49.670 --> 01:27:51.750
You're on your side, Beth Rousseau, live at the

01:27:51.750 --> 01:27:53.989
scene here with the latest on that crash. Good

01:27:53.989 --> 01:27:57.449
morning. Hey, good morning. So the homeowners

01:27:57.449 --> 01:27:59.770
were actually still out and awake this morning

01:27:59.770 --> 01:28:01.649
whenever we got here because they're still shaken

01:28:01.649 --> 01:28:03.609
by what happened. Let's walk over here really

01:28:03.609 --> 01:28:05.729
quick. You can see the bumper of the vehicle

01:28:05.729 --> 01:28:08.170
that was involved in this crash still on their

01:28:08.170 --> 01:28:10.449
front yard. And if we go ahead and walk a little

01:28:10.449 --> 01:28:12.270
bit further over here, I'll get you to the house.

01:28:12.350 --> 01:28:14.609
The car veered off the road and hit right. You

01:28:14.609 --> 01:28:17.189
can see where that porch piece is hanging down

01:28:17.189 --> 01:28:19.710
the roof. That is. Now, if we pull up some video,

01:28:19.770 --> 01:28:22.329
you can see the mangled mess that this car was,

01:28:22.369 --> 01:28:24.750
but they were when it was taken away by. Yeah.

01:28:25.609 --> 01:28:28.270
that 15 -year -old never gets a car. I'm being

01:28:28.270 --> 01:28:31.170
serious. All right, first up at 10, here we are

01:28:31.170 --> 01:28:33.149
now, less than a week away from hurricane season,

01:28:33.270 --> 01:28:36.130
and after the 2020... Oh, yeah, the local news

01:28:36.130 --> 01:28:40.800
loves letting you know. Four season, of course,

01:28:40.819 --> 01:28:44.159
a lot of people chose to raise their homes. Many

01:28:44.159 --> 01:28:46.960
felt they had to. This raised home in Pinellas

01:28:46.960 --> 01:28:49.340
County is raising some eyebrows as it's stacked

01:28:49.340 --> 01:28:52.359
high above all the others. Let's bring in Fox

01:28:52.359 --> 01:28:54.180
13's Blake. You know, that person has a small

01:28:54.180 --> 01:28:57.680
penis. Fine outside the home tonight in the Harbor

01:28:57.680 --> 01:29:00.760
Hills neighborhood. Hi there, Blake. Very much.

01:29:00.859 --> 01:29:03.829
Look at us. This one's hard to miss. Tell us

01:29:03.829 --> 01:29:05.850
about this house. I love Mark Ellis. He's so

01:29:05.850 --> 01:29:09.350
cute. Mark, it is quite the sight for sore eyes.

01:29:09.489 --> 01:29:12.590
All of those wooden frames leading up to this

01:29:12.590 --> 01:29:18.189
home standing 25. They lifted their home. I bet

01:29:18.189 --> 01:29:20.670
they lifted their truck. And they tried to lift

01:29:20.670 --> 01:29:24.199
their penis. Right now, a 22 -year -old man is

01:29:24.199 --> 01:29:26.520
facing multiple charges, accused of secretly

01:29:26.520 --> 01:29:29.460
recording women inside a Sebring store's changing

01:29:29.460 --> 01:29:33.739
rooms. Loser! The Highlands County Sheriff's

01:29:33.739 --> 01:29:36.680
Office says a detective was trying on clothes

01:29:36.680 --> 01:29:39.659
at a Goodwill Monday when she spotted a cell

01:29:39.659 --> 01:29:42.399
phone being held over the top of the changing

01:29:42.399 --> 01:29:47.119
room wall. Yeah, that's a problem. Then there's

01:29:47.119 --> 01:29:49.880
this. People were sending me this. This is not

01:29:49.880 --> 01:29:53.619
Jeffrey Knight, although it's similar. The Clearwater

01:29:53.619 --> 01:29:56.079
Ferry captain involved in that deadly crash in

01:29:56.079 --> 01:30:00.340
2025 just got his charge reduced. Dennis Kermer

01:30:00.340 --> 01:30:03.380
was the one driving the ferry when a boat crashed

01:30:03.380 --> 01:30:05.479
into it. You can see it in this surveillance

01:30:05.479 --> 01:30:07.439
video. All right, so everybody was sending me

01:30:07.439 --> 01:30:08.840
that. I was like, no, it's not Jeffrey Knight.

01:30:09.020 --> 01:30:12.619
I still can't stand a piece of garbage. Bye.

01:30:13.390 --> 01:30:17.270
This is a headline that is very true, but was

01:30:17.270 --> 01:30:21.270
not covered by the local news. Tampa police officers

01:30:21.270 --> 01:30:23.789
resigned while under investigation for engaging

01:30:23.789 --> 01:30:27.109
in sexual acts with emergency dispatcher while

01:30:27.109 --> 01:30:36.529
on duty. Yeah, so that's not breaking. They're

01:30:36.529 --> 01:30:38.229
like covering that up. And then here's Warren

01:30:38.229 --> 01:30:42.939
Sapp. I don't like the guy, but I know. Our NFL

01:30:42.939 --> 01:30:45.340
Hall of Famer Warren Sapp was at Tampa City Hall

01:30:45.340 --> 01:30:48.340
today asking a judge to drop a trespass warning.

01:30:48.500 --> 01:30:50.699
Yeah, but that trespass warning actually was

01:30:50.699 --> 01:30:52.960
upheld. Our Tampa Bay 28 reporter Jada Williams,

01:30:53.140 --> 01:30:55.699
who covers Tampa Metro and West Hillsboro, was

01:30:55.699 --> 01:30:59.680
inside that hearing today. NFL Hall of Famer

01:30:59.680 --> 01:31:01.460
Warren Sapp may be used to winning on the football

01:31:01.460 --> 01:31:03.899
field, but that wasn't the case inside City Hall

01:31:03.899 --> 01:31:09.199
today. That is a spicy little one there. Yeah!

01:31:11.560 --> 01:31:14.000
Had to have that in there. Today, sitting inside

01:31:14.000 --> 01:31:16.680
City Hall, NFL Pro Bowler Warren Sapp prepared

01:31:16.680 --> 01:31:18.920
for a different kind of battle. And we're here

01:31:18.920 --> 01:31:22.380
today to hear an appeal on a matter of a trespass

01:31:22.380 --> 01:31:25.579
warning. Sapp, along with two others, were trespassed

01:31:25.579 --> 01:31:27.600
from the city center on Hannah Avenue February

01:31:27.600 --> 01:31:33.000
25th. He just looks insane. Corporal Jessica

01:31:33.000 --> 01:31:35.840
Hollis, one of the responding officers, testified

01:31:35.840 --> 01:31:38.500
about why the notice was issued. We had already

01:31:38.500 --> 01:31:40.640
decided that their official business was done

01:31:40.640 --> 01:31:42.479
and if they came back in, they would be trespassed.

01:31:42.680 --> 01:31:44.859
I've just not heard good stuff about Warren.

01:31:46.680 --> 01:31:49.979
You can't take him to Phoenix. So when they entered

01:31:49.979 --> 01:31:52.479
again, I explained it to the person who entered

01:31:52.479 --> 01:31:54.380
that they were being trespassed. The men argued

01:31:54.380 --> 01:31:57.060
that the trespass notice was unlawful. I had

01:31:57.060 --> 01:31:59.060
every legal right to be in that building. Ah,

01:31:59.060 --> 01:32:03.369
here's another idiot. I was there to submit public

01:32:03.369 --> 01:32:05.710
records requests. He wrote on a piece of paper

01:32:05.710 --> 01:32:10.609
what he's saying. What an idiot. I mean, their

01:32:10.609 --> 01:32:14.489
own precision of the first trespass proves that

01:32:14.489 --> 01:32:18.449
it was unlawful. I was there exercising protected

01:32:18.449 --> 01:32:20.810
constitutional rights both times. That is what

01:32:20.810 --> 01:32:23.149
every white guy loves to say. My constitutional

01:32:23.149 --> 01:32:27.270
rights! But ultimately, the trespass was a fail.

01:32:28.409 --> 01:32:30.430
We want you to write that out so you can write

01:32:30.430 --> 01:32:34.869
it out now. And, uh, I caught up with him. There's

01:32:34.869 --> 01:32:37.010
frickin' Warren Sapp leaning back in his chair

01:32:37.010 --> 01:32:40.869
mumbling, Shut up! You're not! After the hearing.

01:32:41.109 --> 01:32:43.170
I learned today that when there's an ordinance

01:32:43.170 --> 01:32:46.409
in the Tampa Code that says you're not allowed

01:32:46.409 --> 01:32:48.970
to trespass me, I can write it up as an officer

01:32:48.970 --> 01:32:51.390
saying you trespassed me and then get in here

01:32:51.390 --> 01:32:53.770
and say, well, it doesn't matter that I did it

01:32:53.770 --> 01:32:56.609
and I issued it improperly. That's how we don't.

01:32:56.609 --> 01:33:01.289
All right. There you go. I've heard many stories

01:33:01.289 --> 01:33:04.909
about him from my NFL friends that are not so

01:33:04.909 --> 01:33:30.909
good. Six mad, but he been in these mics All

01:33:30.909 --> 01:33:33.529
in ten heights, now the cynic in tight From the

01:33:33.529 --> 01:33:36.250
berms to the block, that's a hell of a hike Turn

01:33:36.250 --> 01:33:39.609
the dial, see his name on the lights He got callers

01:33:39.609 --> 01:33:42.229
on the line, tryna break they news From the side

01:33:42.229 --> 01:33:44.670
to the sticks, they relate to the views Every

01:33:44.670 --> 01:33:47.710
segment like a story from the avenue Turn slick,

01:33:47.970 --> 01:33:51.449
then he fact -check the attitude This that Chicago

01:33:51.449 --> 01:33:56.010
news Hop it out and let them choose From the

01:33:56.010 --> 01:34:13.420
heights to the loop, what it All right, now.

01:34:14.199 --> 01:34:21.720
All right, let's go on right here. As I click

01:34:21.720 --> 01:34:26.600
on the link, it's all exciting. Oh, it's making

01:34:26.600 --> 01:34:28.899
me do this right here. Oh, this is great. This

01:34:28.899 --> 01:34:30.859
is great radio. I have to copy and paste it myself.

01:34:31.199 --> 01:34:34.920
All right. Here we go. Oh, the video got deleted.

01:34:35.020 --> 01:34:37.859
That's why. I love when they do that. All right.

01:34:37.899 --> 01:34:41.199
Here's this. Home to fight for a new Bears stadium

01:34:41.199 --> 01:34:43.840
is coming down to the wire. And Arlington Heights

01:34:43.840 --> 01:34:46.600
mayor is now counting on a last. Yeah, it'd be

01:34:46.600 --> 01:34:49.060
better in Arlington Heights than it would be

01:34:49.060 --> 01:34:52.880
Indiana. But it's score. Next Sunday is the final

01:34:52.880 --> 01:34:54.560
day. I love when you have the one liner about

01:34:54.560 --> 01:34:56.760
the scoring. Is now counting on a last minute

01:34:56.760 --> 01:35:00.119
score. Next Sunday. I am. Who knows what happens.

01:35:01.609 --> 01:35:03.310
You can hear me now. If you're heading north

01:35:03.310 --> 01:35:05.270
on Lakeshore Drive, 65th Street, that's where

01:35:05.270 --> 01:35:08.090
you want to get off. Heading south, 53rd, that's

01:35:08.090 --> 01:35:10.390
where you're going to want to get off. Again,

01:35:10.449 --> 01:35:12.250
all of this happening right around Hyde Park.

01:35:12.409 --> 01:35:16.890
I had a chance to walk into Hyde Park itself

01:35:16.890 --> 01:35:19.590
to kind of see what was going on, get a glimpse

01:35:19.590 --> 01:35:21.810
of exactly what was happening. It's just a large

01:35:21.810 --> 01:35:24.189
gathering of teenagers as we've been seeing in

01:35:24.189 --> 01:35:26.710
time. Maybe they're a little more behaved than

01:35:26.710 --> 01:35:33.180
in Tampa. And, kid, they got detained by ICE.

01:35:34.199 --> 01:35:36.640
The video's on private now. I mean, they deleted

01:35:36.640 --> 01:35:38.619
a lot of videos. He got returned to his mom,

01:35:38.779 --> 01:35:41.859
and then Mayor Johnson brought gifts to Pope.

01:35:43.500 --> 01:35:45.619
Hey there. Yeah, we just heard from Mayor Brandon

01:35:45.619 --> 01:35:48.500
Johnson hours before he leaves for the Vatican

01:35:48.500 --> 01:35:51.819
to meet with Pope Leo tomorrow. And he does come

01:35:51.819 --> 01:35:54.479
bearing gifts. Listen to this. Of course, all

01:35:54.479 --> 01:35:57.659
things vary Chicago. He plans to bring a Cubs

01:35:57.659 --> 01:36:00.680
hat, a Cubs jersey, although we know the Pope

01:36:00.680 --> 01:36:03.569
is a Sox fan. The mayor roots for the Cubs. All

01:36:03.569 --> 01:36:05.270
right, here we go. It's so adorable. It's so

01:36:05.270 --> 01:36:08.529
cute. Five days left. Lawmakers certainly have

01:36:08.529 --> 01:36:11.250
a lot to tackle in Springfield. One of the big

01:36:11.250 --> 01:36:13.170
sticking points is how they'll address the state's

01:36:13.170 --> 01:36:15.909
severe housing shortage. Governor Pritzker believes

01:36:15.909 --> 01:36:18.270
at least some of his plan will make it over.

01:36:18.289 --> 01:36:21.390
He's a prick. Over the finish line. Allison Rosati

01:36:21.390 --> 01:36:23.909
is hot at her age. But suburban mayors continue

01:36:23.909 --> 01:36:26.750
to raise alarms about how it. All right, so there's

01:36:26.750 --> 01:36:28.949
an affordable housing problem in Illinois. You

01:36:28.949 --> 01:36:33.539
don't say. Thanks for joining us this noon. I'm

01:36:33.539 --> 01:36:35.579
Natalie Bumpke. And I'm Terrence Lee. Mayor Johnson

01:36:35.579 --> 01:36:38.260
talked about a number of different things today

01:36:38.260 --> 01:36:40.760
with reporters. Today's press conference was

01:36:40.760 --> 01:36:43.479
planned before that trip to Rome that he's taking

01:36:43.479 --> 01:36:47.420
very soon. Fox's Saquon has more, I say. I don't

01:36:47.420 --> 01:36:49.279
need to hear about him defending the teen takeovers.

01:36:49.500 --> 01:36:54.010
Because he's an idiot! Former Chicago Mayor Rahm

01:36:54.010 --> 01:36:56.710
Emanuel added to speculation that he could run

01:36:56.710 --> 01:36:58.970
for president in... You know what? I would vote

01:36:58.970 --> 01:37:04.229
for him. I would vote for him. It's fine. Mm

01:37:04.229 --> 01:37:08.250
-hmm. In 2028, today, he unveiled his college

01:37:08.250 --> 01:37:12.529
affordability plan. All the affordability plans

01:37:12.529 --> 01:37:15.869
that we somehow have to pay for. Some hemp businesses

01:37:15.869 --> 01:37:17.989
in Illinois said they're going to be forced to

01:37:17.989 --> 01:37:21.149
close next month if a cannabis bill passes in

01:37:21.149 --> 01:37:23.310
Springfield this week. They think that lawmakers

01:37:23.310 --> 01:37:26.109
are... I'm so sick and tired of these politicians

01:37:26.109 --> 01:37:28.909
trying to cock block us when it comes to weed.

01:37:29.050 --> 01:37:31.710
Shut up! ...rushing it through the final days

01:37:31.710 --> 01:37:34.430
of that session. But supporters of the bill say

01:37:34.430 --> 01:37:36.630
that Illinois needs more oversight in this area.

01:37:37.250 --> 01:37:39.430
NBC5's Ro Schmidt explains from Roscoeville.

01:37:39.489 --> 01:37:43.109
It does have, again, some THC in it, but it's

01:37:43.109 --> 01:37:45.130
a non -intoxicating product, very popular for

01:37:45.130 --> 01:37:46.989
people with arthritis. And the boomers just see

01:37:46.989 --> 01:37:51.069
the word CBD and THC and overthink it! Like,

01:37:51.069 --> 01:37:57.050
oh, boomers! This therapy. I don't need to hear

01:37:57.050 --> 01:37:59.109
them defend the product. I already know it doesn't

01:37:59.109 --> 01:38:03.449
need to be defended. It's great. But then there's

01:38:03.449 --> 01:38:06.270
this headline that makes weed look bad. Mother

01:38:06.270 --> 01:38:08.649
says she is just heartbroken. Her daughter was

01:38:08.649 --> 01:38:10.949
told she will not be allowed to walk across the

01:38:10.949 --> 01:38:13.369
stage at graduation. She got a call this morning

01:38:13.369 --> 01:38:15.229
to pick her daughter up from school and was told

01:38:15.229 --> 01:38:17.010
it stemmed from her taking what she believed

01:38:17.010 --> 01:38:19.649
was candy from another student and later turned

01:38:19.649 --> 01:38:22.760
out to be an edible. Wow. And the Midwest goes

01:38:22.760 --> 01:38:26.779
by the rules way too much. But by the way, that

01:38:26.779 --> 01:38:29.500
was Indiana, so fuck them. Time for Fresno News.

01:38:51.399 --> 01:38:54.220
I'm so raw, unfiltered, true spray. Fresno's

01:38:54.220 --> 01:38:56.939
posting every word that he say. No sugar coat,

01:38:57.079 --> 01:39:00.119
no bow, no disguise. I'll be in the booth. Fresno,

01:39:00.119 --> 01:39:03.220
here's it live. Fresno, no, he don't hold back.

01:39:03.539 --> 01:39:06.739
It's so bold, keep the city on track. Now it

01:39:06.739 --> 01:39:10.420
is, no fear, no doubt. Ryan, I'll be today. Hot

01:39:10.420 --> 01:39:14.500
97, 27 waves hitting the air. He got the hype,

01:39:14.520 --> 01:39:16.979
but his voice takes you there. Talk so tall,

01:39:17.079 --> 01:39:22.619
every line's a skyscraper. Man talk, he a walking

01:39:22.619 --> 01:39:25.420
headline. Everywhere to spark, got the city in

01:39:25.420 --> 01:39:28.159
line. Critics wanna squawk, but they can't outshine.

01:39:28.380 --> 01:39:31.680
Happy hour forever, Fresno's on shrine. Microphone

01:39:31.680 --> 01:39:35.220
king, six, nine stature. Truth he slings, Fresno's

01:39:35.220 --> 01:40:02.590
main rapture. Catch him on the dime. Oh, my mic

01:40:02.590 --> 01:40:08.550
was off. I never sounded better! Let's get to

01:40:08.550 --> 01:40:12.850
Fresno News right now. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic!

01:40:14.930 --> 01:40:17.149
Sword -wielding suspect, the Mariposa County

01:40:17.149 --> 01:40:19.569
Sheriff's Office is trying to locate 41 -year

01:40:19.569 --> 01:40:21.890
-old Jonathan Bays. He's accused of attempted

01:40:21.890 --> 01:40:24.250
murder after a man was attacked late Saturday

01:40:24.250 --> 01:40:26.409
night. Thanks for joining us for action. He just

01:40:26.409 --> 01:40:31.600
looks like a loser. Mmm! And there's this. A

01:40:31.600 --> 01:40:33.760
Visalia child abuse case against a former special

01:40:33.760 --> 01:40:36.979
education teacher has been dismissed. Prosecutors

01:40:36.979 --> 01:40:38.779
say it's because the charges were filed just

01:40:38.779 --> 01:40:41.279
days too late, missing the statute of limitation.

01:40:41.840 --> 01:40:46.739
Ah, I love that. Man, T .I. is really lucky he

01:40:46.739 --> 01:40:51.439
had the statute of limitations. We're learning

01:40:51.439 --> 01:40:53.659
a Fresno County Sheriff's deputy was arrested

01:40:53.659 --> 01:40:57.119
on Wednesday, then released on bond. He faces

01:40:57.119 --> 01:41:00.020
two counts of sexual battery. You're telling

01:41:00.020 --> 01:41:04.460
me the cop's getting protected? No way! Crazy!

01:41:05.100 --> 01:41:07.500
Frightening fire, part of a North Valley family's

01:41:07.500 --> 01:41:09.840
property burns down, along with the elaborate

01:41:09.840 --> 01:41:12.140
decorations for their well -known haunted house.

01:41:12.439 --> 01:41:14.960
Ah, that sucks. That's definitely the most haunted

01:41:14.960 --> 01:41:19.279
thing to happen there! An intercession. A look

01:41:19.279 --> 01:41:21.199
at the Fresno Police Department's first responder

01:41:21.199 --> 01:41:23.960
drone in action. This is video from Tuesday.

01:41:24.119 --> 01:41:26.699
Police got a report of a restraining order violation

01:41:26.699 --> 01:41:29.479
in northwest Fresno. The drone unit was called

01:41:29.479 --> 01:41:32.739
in and spotted the suspect leaving the area on

01:41:32.739 --> 01:41:34.899
an e -scooter. The person didn't notice he was

01:41:34.899 --> 01:41:36.880
being tracked from overhead. Yeah, it's got to

01:41:36.880 --> 01:41:40.180
suck. You got to call it. But you're an idiot!

01:41:41.289 --> 01:41:44.890
All right. As we finish every show. Oh, yeah.

01:41:45.029 --> 01:41:48.430
We finish all over. No, as we finish. It is a

01:41:48.430 --> 01:41:53.170
time for the thing that is known as a Cleveland

01:41:53.170 --> 01:41:55.130
News. Oh, it's going to be good. You're going

01:41:55.130 --> 01:42:09.470
to love it. You're going to be hanging out. Static

01:42:09.470 --> 01:42:12.090
crackle, mic pops, the hour is hoppy Cleveland

01:42:12.090 --> 01:42:14.890
skyline foggy, steel mills choppy City on the

01:42:14.890 --> 01:42:17.710
Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never sloppy Radio waves,

01:42:17.930 --> 01:42:20.569
carry tails, but they ain't gloves Concrete jungle,

01:42:20.770 --> 01:42:23.590
potholes where dreams collapse Downtown echoes,

01:42:23.710 --> 01:42:25.909
the cabs, the faded cabs Past the preaching hustle,

01:42:26.130 --> 01:42:28.670
corner kids trading maps Where the vibes Midwest,

01:42:29.050 --> 01:42:32.210
but the struggle overlaps Cleveland news, where

01:42:32.210 --> 01:42:35.390
the truth gets raw Rust belt blues, every crack,

01:42:35.470 --> 01:42:38.680
every flaw Until the takes, no sugar, no draw

01:42:38.680 --> 01:42:42.079
Hoppy on the mic, spittin' facts, no law Back

01:42:42.079 --> 01:42:45.260
alleys whisper, still grit in the air Hoppy pullin'

01:42:45.380 --> 01:42:47.840
cards, city troops lay bare Bar sharper than

01:42:47.840 --> 01:42:50.239
the skyline, no time to spare Opinions heavy

01:42:50.239 --> 01:42:53.939
as the lake, but he don't care Radio days, static

01:42:53.939 --> 01:42:56.359
hum in the booth Voice boomin' through the speakers,

01:42:56.479 --> 01:42:59.939
hittin' with the truth Tower city shadows, echoing

01:42:59.939 --> 01:43:02.720
the youth Uncut, unpolished, Cleveland's the

01:43:02.720 --> 01:43:06.000
proof Hoppy blends, no rose tint Just grind every

01:43:06.000 --> 01:43:08.800
segment A slice of Cleveland's mind From the

01:43:08.800 --> 01:43:11.880
flats to the heights So a Reese combines Unfiltered,

01:43:11.880 --> 01:43:32.579
unbothered, unrefined Let's do it right now,

01:43:32.579 --> 01:43:37.680
baby. Yeah! Happy Hot Topic! Now to scary moments

01:43:37.680 --> 01:43:40.399
in an apartment building. Police, fire, and SWAT

01:43:40.399 --> 01:43:43.600
teams swarming the scene after a standoff overnight.

01:43:44.159 --> 01:43:46.479
Noel Williams has the breaking details on how

01:43:46.479 --> 01:43:51.550
it all unfolded. Many tenants at Westbury Apartments

01:43:51.550 --> 01:43:53.609
in North Olmsted tell me they're learning about

01:43:53.609 --> 01:43:55.949
an overnight standoff for the first time this

01:43:55.949 --> 01:43:58.109
morning. So here's what 19 News is learning from

01:43:58.109 --> 01:44:00.229
North Olmsted police. They say they were trying

01:44:00.229 --> 01:44:02.029
to get... Oh, they love to let you know, but

01:44:02.029 --> 01:44:05.989
you never got it! ...man out of the building

01:44:05.989 --> 01:44:08.270
that was threatening not only to hurt himself,

01:44:08.510 --> 01:44:12.489
but another person. I was shocked. I'm a light

01:44:12.489 --> 01:44:15.090
sleeper. Kevin Morgan is trying to figure out

01:44:15.090 --> 01:44:18.189
how he slept through this standoff in front of

01:44:18.189 --> 01:44:20.369
his Westbury apartment in North. Probably just

01:44:20.369 --> 01:44:24.189
stress. Boomstead. These videos were captured

01:44:24.189 --> 01:44:28.170
by a tenant overnight as police and fire crews

01:44:28.170 --> 01:44:32.149
were trying to arrest an unidentified man. All

01:44:32.149 --> 01:44:36.609
right, so there's that. Then there's this. The

01:44:36.609 --> 01:44:38.909
president of the Cleveland Police Officers Union

01:44:38.909 --> 01:44:41.630
has sharp criticism tonight of the city's mayor

01:44:41.630 --> 01:44:44.750
and the city's police chief after five cops were

01:44:44.750 --> 01:44:47.090
injured over the weekend. It was a... Of course,

01:44:47.229 --> 01:44:49.850
the mayor's a moron! ...theotic scene Saturday

01:44:49.850 --> 01:44:52.189
when somebody shot at police then took off on

01:44:52.189 --> 01:44:54.710
a long car chase. News 5 is... That's just another

01:44:54.710 --> 01:44:58.520
dang clam. investigator jonathan walsh is with

01:44:58.520 --> 01:45:00.560
us now and jonathan we do finally have some good

01:45:00.560 --> 01:45:02.659
news to share absolutely the cleveland police

01:45:02.659 --> 01:45:04.779
patrolman's association rob says that the five

01:45:04.779 --> 01:45:08.239
injured cops are now at home recovering after

01:45:08.239 --> 01:45:11.380
being injured during that wild scene so there's

01:45:11.380 --> 01:45:16.020
that then there's this right here they're back

01:45:16.020 --> 01:45:20.520
on and running and i'm cool with that In the

01:45:20.520 --> 01:45:23.359
dark, and now streetlights are back up and running

01:45:23.359 --> 01:45:25.739
on Cleveland. It's already a dark city. You need

01:45:25.739 --> 01:45:29.279
your lights. One's east side, but once 19 News

01:45:29.279 --> 01:45:31.600
started working with Cleveland Public Power on

01:45:31.600 --> 01:45:34.479
this story, we didn't just stop there. Colt Molesky

01:45:34.479 --> 01:45:36.399
has more. Ah, so they're going to talk about

01:45:36.399 --> 01:45:39.140
the streetlights. It's like if Gotham was a real

01:45:39.140 --> 01:45:44.020
city. Here's the Cavs fans after they lost game

01:45:44.020 --> 01:45:48.319
three. We know how it looked inside Rocket Arena.

01:45:48.380 --> 01:45:51.079
Let's go outside Rocket Arena to Remy Murray.

01:45:51.180 --> 01:45:55.880
Remy, how'd it look out there? Well, Doss, I

01:45:55.880 --> 01:45:57.659
was trying to be a little bit respectful, but

01:45:57.659 --> 01:45:59.680
there is a big crowd of Knicks fans, and this

01:45:59.680 --> 01:46:03.899
is not how Cavs fans wanted the game. You're

01:46:03.899 --> 01:46:13.939
losers! Ah, that's how it ended, bitch. All right,

01:46:13.960 --> 01:46:16.300
a busy night, of course, in downtown, along with

01:46:16.300 --> 01:46:19.800
the Guardians. Yeah, fine! So is downtown Cleveland.

01:46:19.899 --> 01:46:22.100
They couldn't handle it. They're not used to

01:46:22.100 --> 01:46:24.579
people actually wanting to be there. Mm -hmm.

01:46:24.619 --> 01:46:28.079
Turning home and the Cavs, unfortunately, eliminated

01:46:28.079 --> 01:46:30.020
from the playoffs. But despite both of those

01:46:30.020 --> 01:46:33.079
losses, businesses benefited greatly from all

01:46:33.079 --> 01:46:36.539
the action. Keith McCarthy live downtown. God,

01:46:36.539 --> 01:46:45.539
I just want to try and hide. Stop! Stop! They

01:46:45.539 --> 01:46:47.239
got to work on that seven -second delay, man.

01:46:47.539 --> 01:46:50.159
Yeah, Chris, plenty of Cavs fans we talked to

01:46:50.159 --> 01:46:53.000
tonight are pretty bummed after this tough loss.

01:46:53.100 --> 01:46:55.399
But we also talked to Knicks fans earlier this

01:46:55.399 --> 01:46:57.720
evening who tell us they didn't want to miss

01:46:57.720 --> 01:47:01.659
this big game right here in Cleveland. Let's

01:47:01.659 --> 01:47:04.220
go, Knicks, baby! Let's go, Knicks, baby! Let's

01:47:04.220 --> 01:47:07.600
go, Knicks! Ah, there you go. That is what happened.

01:47:09.380 --> 01:47:13.220
Ah, they opened up a new Raising Cane's in Cleveland.

01:47:13.300 --> 01:47:18.390
That's good. And there's this, right? New tonight,

01:47:18.550 --> 01:47:20.970
an Ohio family pushing to change the law aimed

01:47:20.970 --> 01:47:24.010
at stopping convicted violent offenders from

01:47:24.010 --> 01:47:26.210
profiting off their crimes through social media.

01:47:26.289 --> 01:47:29.850
That's good. There seems to be a lot of criminals

01:47:29.850 --> 01:47:34.939
over there. parking pain these signs started

01:47:34.939 --> 01:47:37.279
showing up last week at downtown cleveland parking

01:47:37.279 --> 01:47:39.460
pay stations they warn drivers those payment

01:47:39.460 --> 01:47:43.640
kiosks are not working so what's going on when

01:47:43.640 --> 01:47:46.359
will they be fixed news 5 investigator scott

01:47:46.359 --> 01:47:49.819
noel digging for answers tonight when brenda

01:47:49.819 --> 01:47:51.939
espino pulled up to work she couldn't believe

01:47:51.939 --> 01:47:55.260
her good luck so i was coming this way and i

01:47:55.260 --> 01:47:59.279
saw it so i made a u right there and i Parked

01:47:59.279 --> 01:48:01.319
right there. But when she went to pay for that

01:48:01.319 --> 01:48:04.520
spot on West St. Clair, this is what she found.

01:48:05.140 --> 01:48:08.319
Ascension Parkers. Pay stations in this area

01:48:08.319 --> 01:48:11.439
are temporarily out of service. And my interest

01:48:11.439 --> 01:48:17.060
in this story is out of service. Breaking news.

01:48:17.180 --> 01:48:19.720
A hometown football star is now part owner of

01:48:19.720 --> 01:48:21.880
the Cleveland Guardians. The team confirming

01:48:21.880 --> 01:48:24.899
that Cleveland Heights native Travis Kelsey bought

01:48:24.899 --> 01:48:27.859
a minority stake in the franchise. That's a kid.

01:48:28.300 --> 01:48:32.699
And there's this. Okay, some animal cruelty in

01:48:32.699 --> 01:48:34.800
Avon Lake is under investigation tonight after

01:48:34.800 --> 01:48:37.939
police say a cat was found shot with a pellet

01:48:37.939 --> 01:48:39.859
gun. So detectives aren't only looking for who

01:48:39.859 --> 01:48:42.619
did that, but are looking into tips from circulating

01:48:42.619 --> 01:48:45.920
social media posts. So there's that. Man, if

01:48:45.920 --> 01:48:50.460
Luna was that cat, I'd get shot at. You would

01:48:50.460 --> 01:48:53.000
never hear the last of it. You'd be like, shut

01:48:53.000 --> 01:48:56.619
up! And then she would go and want to cuddle.

01:49:00.230 --> 01:49:45.050
Right now. As a reminder, if you don't feel like

01:49:45.050 --> 01:49:47.529
listening to this next song, you can skip over

01:49:47.529 --> 01:49:50.170
it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride

01:49:50.170 --> 01:50:15.180
in his selection, so stick around, folks. Here's

01:50:15.180 --> 01:50:17.380
Akon and Nicole Scherzinger with Family Son.

01:50:17.920 --> 01:51:50.460
Sit on my lap. Right into you, cause my life

01:51:50.460 --> 01:51:53.760
has gotten a lot better You got caught, but I

01:51:53.760 --> 01:51:55.819
didn't sweat it Cause I know you'll be there

01:51:55.819 --> 01:51:58.180
for me no matter the weather I just wanna see,

01:51:58.399 --> 01:52:00.979
thanks for being there for me everyday Even when

01:52:00.979 --> 01:52:04.260
I got taken away, wanted to get away Made me

01:52:04.260 --> 01:52:07.560
stronger to continue the faith Made me give up

01:52:07.560 --> 01:52:10.199
the life I had in the streets It's rough and

01:52:10.199 --> 01:52:13.239
I be needing to hold on Never question that you're

01:52:13.239 --> 01:52:16.500
the one that I call on Just wanna show you I

01:52:16.500 --> 01:52:18.989
appreciate it Thank you for the rest of them

01:52:18.989 --> 01:54:46.760
no matter what the - around every Sunday, you

01:54:46.760 --> 01:54:54.439
might realize, I live in Cleveland. How the hell

01:54:54.439 --> 01:54:58.819
did this happen? Did I used to eat babies in

01:54:58.819 --> 01:55:00.720
a former life? And then you're looking around

01:55:00.720 --> 01:55:02.300
at your tiny little house that you can't afford

01:55:02.300 --> 01:55:04.140
because of the mortgage crisis and your horrible

01:55:04.140 --> 01:55:06.699
little floppy kids who lost diabetes by the time

01:55:06.699 --> 01:55:08.260
they're eight because they live on corn syrup

01:55:08.260 --> 01:55:12.399
and lye. And then you look at your big bloated

01:55:12.399 --> 01:55:27.500
mess of a life and you Did you regret anything

01:55:27.500 --> 01:55:29.439
that you said about Cleveland? I didn't regret

01:55:29.439 --> 01:55:34.539
it at all. Do you like it? Do you think Cleveland's

01:55:34.539 --> 01:55:36.640
cool? I mean, I never heard anybody say, I'm

01:55:36.640 --> 01:55:40.699
going to Cleveland on vacation. I mean, what's

01:55:40.699 --> 01:56:33.260
so great about Cleveland? Finally, I'm one of

01:56:33.260 --> 01:56:35.060
those guys who can't wait to get to work in the

01:56:35.060 --> 01:57:10.920
morning. Like a dairy cow. Yeah, hey, I'd like

01:57:10.920 --> 01:57:14.920
a $9 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh, do you have

01:57:14.920 --> 01:57:18.140
a $91 ,000 one? Yeah, good, and if you got an

01:57:18.140 --> 01:57:21.439
albino, send her up, too. In, like, 20 minutes,

01:57:21.520 --> 01:57:24.159
I'm gonna be asleep, so get them up here. I had,

01:57:24.180 --> 01:57:27.020
like, half a bottle of melatonin, six beers,

01:57:27.340 --> 01:57:57.409
this whole f***ing bucket of chicken. Oh! Dr.

01:57:57.409 --> 01:58:01.229
Quinn. I just thought that was a nickname. You

01:58:01.229 --> 01:58:06.109
know, like Dr. Grace. God. God, you're stupid.

01:58:08.710 --> 01:58:14.989
God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What

01:58:14.989 --> 01:58:16.989
is it now, Hooper? Have you turned on the TV

01:58:16.989 --> 01:58:51.680
lately? No, why? You'd be nuts to pass up on

01:58:51.680 --> 01:58:55.060
this offer. I mean, someone at church, and in

01:58:55.060 --> 01:58:56.960
the night light or something. Oh, wouldn't that

01:58:56.960 --> 01:58:59.399
be nice? Wouldn't they put them firecrackers

01:58:59.399 --> 01:59:02.199
up your butthole? Now, that's a good... No, not

01:59:02.199 --> 01:59:05.020
that specific. But why? That's how I met your

01:59:05.020 --> 01:59:08.659
great -grandpappy. Oh, he loves him the butthole.

01:59:08.840 --> 01:59:11.319
I told you not, never ever not, no damn, don't

01:59:11.319 --> 01:59:13.760
ever verbally that man's name in the house again.

01:59:14.199 --> 01:59:30.659
Oh, I don't think you said his name. You're a

01:59:30.659 --> 01:59:37.899
real live robot. Or is that some kind of cheesy

01:59:37.899 --> 01:59:41.579
New Year's costume? Place my shiny metal egg.

01:59:42.119 --> 01:59:44.699
It doesn't look so shiny to me. It's shinier

01:59:44.699 --> 02:00:18.270
than yours, midget. Thanks for watching! And

02:00:18.270 --> 02:00:38.069
that is that. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour.

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Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco

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DJ, Hammer Hank. I may look normal, but the truth

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In a recent study, I beat Josh by having friends

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remember that people with autism want the same

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local mental health center or visit AutismStreet

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.org. Just hammer a link and I appreciate your

02:15:36.319 --> 02:15:38.909
kindness. Thank you. The clock's a -jumpin',

02:15:38.909 --> 02:15:41.409
playin' cool great copies Our almost done, feels

02:15:41.409 --> 02:15:43.710
like robbery in banks Tryin' to hop me on the

02:15:43.710 --> 02:15:46.350
mic, droppin' wisdom in streams Syndicated sorrow,

02:15:46.510 --> 02:15:48.890
now it's time to shatter dreams Oh, the hobby

02:15:48.890 --> 02:15:52.310
hour's comin' to a close A radio phase, made

02:15:52.310 --> 02:15:55.630
it like a well -composed Laugher and joy, dissolvin'

02:15:55.729 --> 02:15:58.430
in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh, life's

02:15:58.430 --> 02:16:43.799
just so unfair Thanks for watching! Outro Music

02:17:07.309 --> 02:17:09.770
Like clockwork to a show Now it's time to face

02:17:09.770 --> 02:17:12.549
the silence Like a TV on snow, right? Hoppy held

02:17:12.549 --> 02:17:15.389
the mic With humor so divine The void left in

02:17:15.389 --> 02:17:24.190
our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty

02:17:24.190 --> 02:17:26.530
speakers, silent eyes But coming to an end Like

02:17:26.530 --> 02:17:28.670
a rollercoaster stopping How the rivers bend

02:17:28.670 --> 02:17:31.489
Hoppy's jokes and jabs Seize our daily grind

02:17:31.489 --> 02:17:33.950
Now silence flowers And the thoughts we can't

02:17:33.950 --> 02:17:59.979
rewind Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy Happy hour. Happy

02:17:59.979 --> 02:18:38.280
hour. It's time for hockey in the morning. The

02:18:38.280 --> 02:18:55.260
hour is now over. Game over. This concludes our

02:18:55.260 --> 02:18:59.280
broadcast day. Good night and God bless America.