National BBQ Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.18.26)

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Puppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. By the way, we got this here. Who says

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beer? Beer. Beer. I love Plies. Dottie's one

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of the greatest songs ever. Me and my goats is

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a good band club. You know what the problem with

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Plies is? I know somebody that... There was a

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server at Ruth's. This is all a lie. But I knew

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someone that was a server at Ruth's, Chris. And

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you're not allowed to look flies in the eyes.

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You have to talk to his brother. You're a douchebag.

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Think you're better than people? Beer. You know

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what he says? Beer. Beer. Beer. Beer. Beer. Beer.

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Beer. Anybody know where I can find it, yo? He's

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talking about how he wants a female chef. So

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then you'll have to have the female chef talk

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to your brother through to get to you? Mm -hmm.

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Yeah, I'm gonna find it, yo. A female chef. It's

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so funny how when he's rapping, he sounds so

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coherent and so clear. And then when he's talking,

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he's like, yeah, yeah. This ain't it. Beep! Beep!

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Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! This fly is talking about

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his beer. You sound ignorant when you say beer.

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Now, I understand that the Tampa Bay area tried

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to claim him. But he's from Fort Myers. But he

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seems like a beer. Just being on it. I'm being

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on it. Speaking of this douchebag. After being

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tried for a third time on charges of rape, Harvey

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Weinstein's latest legal case once again ended

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in a mistrial. If there's anybody out there that

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thinks he's innocent, you are a stupid, moronic

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contrarian. Of course he's guilty. You're all

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a bunch of morons. What's not unanimous? We all

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know he did it. This is what drives me nuts about

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the judicial system in America. You always have

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the country. that view it differently. Of course

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he didn't. And he's walking in with his cane.

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Oh, look, he shot up. ...reports. Weinstein is

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accused of allegedly raping actress and hairstylist

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Jessica Mann in a New York City hotel room in

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2013. Loser! If you have to rape a girl, not

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only are you a failure in life, but you have

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no game. His lawyers claim the encounter was

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consensual. Probably wasn't. Something Jessica

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denies. No one wants to bang him. Looks like

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freaking Shrek. Actually, that's insulting to

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Shrek. Saying she resisted and repeatedly told

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Weinstein no during. You can always kind of tell

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if someone's lying or not, but her face, she

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looks traumatized. The incident. Jessica first

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told her story to a jury in 2020 when Weinstein

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pleaded not guilty. He was later found guilty

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of third degree rape and one count of criminal

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sexual acts in the first degree. Receiving a

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23 year prison sentence. If you think he's innocent,

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I don't want you to listen to my show. That conviction

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was overturned, however, four years later, after

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New York's highest court determined improper

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testimony had been allowed at trial. Oops! That

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is why you gotta make sure you bring legit evidence

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to court. Because sometimes it'll bite you in

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the ass! Every time! Case was retried in 2025,

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but the jury was unable to reach a verdict on

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the third -degree rape charge related to... Here's

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what I want to do. To anybody that found him

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innocent, I just want to bitch slap you. I just

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want to slap you. I think you're the worst. How

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could you think he's innocent? Would you let

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him marry your daughter? If so, you're a moron.

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There you go. Okay, this is an interesting headline

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here. So, here's the hottest girl. Oh, she's

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looking a little raggedy. Let's see what her

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TikTok name is. Uh, Slen Avet. Maybe that's her

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last name. She looks like she'd be, like, from

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Europe. Pretty girl. And it says on this video

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on Twitter, modern woman goes on a first date

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with Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Chris Davinsky

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and tells that he attempted to persuade her to

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go back to his place. Oh, my God. You're telling

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me an athlete wants to get his rocks off? No

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way. Breaking news. You're telling me that when

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you go on a first date with someone elite, they

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want to get laid? Breaking news! This is CNN

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breaking news. You're telling me guys like getting

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laid to hot -ass women? Call the presses! So

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here is this woman who's going to end up dying

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alone like me because she can't ever be happy.

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But what I'm saying to you is a guy wants to

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bang you. Whoa! No way! Heaven forbid! So, here

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she is. And this date was with a Pirates player.

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Ah, you have to name drop! Because without him,

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you're just another one! On a failed first date.

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I didn't go into this date thinking, like, he's

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going to be a really good guy, you know? Yeah,

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then why'd you go on a date? Because you wanted

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something to talk about. Because you're one of

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those women that can't afford a podcast little

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setup. You're trying to be like Alex. So what

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do you do? You do a selfie video in your car.

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What is it about today's modern women that they

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do videos in their front seat about how men suck

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and then wonder why men don't want to be around

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them? I had the right expectations. No, you didn't.

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If you had the right expectations, you wouldn't

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be making this stupid video. So I get to this

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date. We just got coffee. Very casual date. He

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referenced the... I'm going to tell you. I have

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never been laid off of a coffee date. That's

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the girl trying to get some caffeine. Maybe she's

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a little constipated and wants to poop. And the

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coffee will do. I can do it today. That ain't

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a date that you're getting left. I have never

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ever... I don't even know if I've had second

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dates from coffee dates. That's, hey, you want

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to go to Starbucks in downtown St. Pete for 10

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minutes? That, that, no, no. Holy Christmas,

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I stopped thinking he's getting his rocks off

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from going to Starbucks. Ask me if my pants,

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I'm wearing cargo pants. Oh, yeah. Or those comfortable.

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I go, yeah. He goes, are they easy to get off?

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Oh, yeah. Although, if you were to bang in the

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bathroom, you'd have to get that four -digit

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code. I go, yep. Oh, you seem prude. You're probably

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one of those that thinks you need to use teeth.

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He dodged the bullet here. Sure. He goes, all

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right, nice, easy access. I go, oh, yeah. What,

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for on the fucking street right here? Yeah, what

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are you doing in the alley? So he starts referencing

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sex and stuff. Heaven forbid. You're a professional

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freaking athlete. You ain't with an MIT student,

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babe. Um, and then, and then he goes, he goes,

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let's have a staring contest. And let's... God,

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if that's your laugh, I wonder what you sound

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like during sex. Let's see, he goes, winner gets

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a prize. Oh yeah, you just sucked me off. I go,

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okay, if you win, what do you want? And he goes,

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he goes, a kiss. Oh yeah! My guy's aggressive.

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Of course. Of course it is. What are you supposed

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to do, honey? What are you supposed to do? You're

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on a first date with an athlete. What do you

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expect? He's going to want to talk about your

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social arts degree? Your liberal arts degree?

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What do you think he wants? He wants you. I said,

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get the fuck out of here. Second date. I don't

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want a fucking second date. You're a hick. You're

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a nine. It's never your fault. And you're wondering

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why you're in your mid -thirties because you

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look kind of old. It's not worked out for you.

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I don't want a second date. That laugh is annoying.

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So... So he... I hate myself. That's why I make

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this video, to get men's approval of how great

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I am. Shut up. So we can be like best two out

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of three. I go, okay, cool. So I lose, I lose

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the first one. Oh, she's making this video while

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driving. Real safe. I have contacts and naturally

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dry eyes, so I lose. And then, and then he goes,

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all right, let's add something to this. He goes,

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oh yeah, you're insane. It's iffy. She'd be perfect

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for like a morning show with fake prank calls,

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that fake laugh. So I lose. I lose the first

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one. I have contacts and naturally dry eyes,

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so I lose. And then he goes, all right, let's

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add something to this. He goes, if I win, I'm

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adding something to it. The back door. If I win

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this one, you have to drive me back to my place.

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This guy may play for the Pittsburgh Pirates,

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but he ain't got no game. Neither does she. She's

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an annoying broad. Don't get me wrong. I've had

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enough of you. Jace, why are you single? Because

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you're annoying. Mm -hmm. And you know why I

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have the authority to say that? Because I'm single,

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and I'm annoying, and I can call it like it is.

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Blah, blah, blah. Oh, wow. Let me press this

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button right here. Mm -hmm. Whatever's happening,

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all my haters can get at me. Like T .I. says,

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today is going to be a long show. Mm -hmm. I

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took Sunday off, and you know what I did all

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day? Had a panic attack. Attention, FM DJs. Your

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morning show prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive.

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And those are his good qualities. A sick person

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with a powerful tool. Welcome to Happy Hour.

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Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom

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and you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back

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to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What?

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No, no, no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the

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whole program is going to start. Okay, we'll

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hit it. All right. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3,

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2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with

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Hoppy. Be the hottest, such a bodice competition

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Microscopic, never copied I'm a giant rolling

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weed, up there we flying H -O -P -P -E H -O -P

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-P -E H -O -P -P -E H -O -P -P -E H -O -P -P

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-E H -O -P -P -E Hey, guys. What's up, G? Want

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a tchotchkes? Get some coffee? Oh, it's a little

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early. I got to get out of here. I think I'm

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going to lose it. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's

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got a case of the mundus. One more time. Uh -oh.

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Sounds like somebody's got a case of the mundus.

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And again. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got

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a case of the mundus. Finally. Uh -oh. Sounds

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like somebody's got a case of the mundus. Oh,

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don't I ever. Let me ask you something. When

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you come in on Monday and you're not feeling

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real well, does anyone ever say to you, sounds

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like someone has a case of the Mondays? No. No,

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man. Shit, no, man. I believe you get your ass

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kicked saying something like that. It's time

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for Hoppy's Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan

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Hoppy. Oh, yeah! Yeah! My freaking inbox blew

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up this weekend. Oh my god. So, first of all.

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I'm obviously in the beginning of this happy

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hour. I played the best of where I make fun of

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flies. Because he likes to say beer. Beer. And

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Selman said, I cannot believe you called out

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Ply. Who do you think you are? I did preface

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that by saying I'm a fan of his music. Don't

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leave me alone. Not really. I put my work out

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there to be critiqued, so it's fine. Next comment.

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I said that this has been the worst NBA playoffs

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of all time. Selman comments, think his name's

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Victor. Both Cavs series. in this playoffs have

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given me a heart attack. And my homie's in the

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hospital, so he doesn't need that. And then I

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shared this meme. Let me load up my Instagram

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so I can quote it. It shows the before and after

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of people on Ozempic. Like the black girl from

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Wicked and Ariana Grande. And it says reject

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Ozempic, embrace body fat. Then it shows two

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beautiful actresses. I'm not sure which ones

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they are. One might be Dakota Fanning, but they

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got like the little bump and you know when you're

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wearing a tight dress and you got the little.

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Well, I posted that on Instagram. I got nine

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likes, nine downloads, but I posted it on it

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automatically. It automatically goes to threads,

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right? And all of a sudden I'm getting like notifications

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that there's like, I don't know. 25 people responded

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to my picture. I'm like, that's cool. So I look

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at it. I have 1 .9. I have 1 ,900 likes, 85 comments,

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30 retweets, and 100 shares. And some of the

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comments were, thank you for defending people

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that have meat on the bones. You're the goat.

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And it is also said, someone wrote, it is sad

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that Hollywood has made people think they need

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to be skinny. So here I am embracing the booty

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meat. Now, hopefully today it can happen. But

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there's the man named Kevin. Actually, let me

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try it now. There's this guy named Kevin Wallish.

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A legend. I worked with him at 102 .5 The Bone

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in the promotions department. And then he ended

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up, he ended up, what do you call it? Being the

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promotions assistant to the GOAT, Mike Olivero.

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And now he works for the team for the Buccaneers.

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So he has a real job. I'm just kidding. I reached

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out to him because there was a story in the news

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about a couple, or not a couple, like 15 people

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in Vegas. They got stuck in an elevator for like,

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I don't know, 55 minutes. There was a time me,

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my former co -host AJ, and even Kevin's been

00:18:18.279 --> 00:18:20.460
on the show. Look up Kevin Wallish on YouTube

00:18:20.460 --> 00:18:22.279
and type in Ryan Hoppy because I don't think

00:18:22.279 --> 00:18:23.660
it's on this podcast feed because it's like 11

00:18:23.660 --> 00:18:27.819
years old. But we all got stuck in an elevator

00:18:27.819 --> 00:18:33.470
in like 2017 after an event. So what we're going

00:18:33.470 --> 00:18:36.029
to do is we're going to try calling him. Now

00:18:36.029 --> 00:18:38.910
this is unlike the Joe show where they call the

00:18:38.910 --> 00:18:43.869
cheater and within like five minutes or five

00:18:43.869 --> 00:18:45.809
seconds, the person picks up. This could fail

00:18:45.809 --> 00:18:47.710
on my face. We're going to try one time because

00:18:47.710 --> 00:18:49.250
we were supposed to do it a segment today at

00:18:49.250 --> 00:18:50.809
noon, but I had to make a few commercials at

00:18:50.809 --> 00:18:53.990
work. So let's try this. All right. Pop this

00:18:53.990 --> 00:19:02.170
up. Do, do, do, do. Oh, it's ringing. Good. Let's

00:19:02.170 --> 00:19:05.650
see if this goes well. If not, I'm fine. I'll

00:19:05.650 --> 00:19:07.130
just have a panic attack and go to celebrity

00:19:07.130 --> 00:19:11.930
news like I usually do. You know? You know what

00:19:11.930 --> 00:19:16.329
I mean, Jellybean? Oh, sure. We're only going

00:19:16.329 --> 00:19:17.690
to do one ring. I ain't going to blow up his

00:19:17.690 --> 00:19:19.990
phone twice. I don't want to bother him. I did

00:19:19.990 --> 00:19:23.390
tell him, too, that the 856 -494 -6773 is not

00:19:23.390 --> 00:19:29.359
a spam call. Your call has been forwarded to

00:19:29.359 --> 00:19:32.980
an automated voice messaging system. Seven. All

00:19:32.980 --> 00:19:34.140
right, let me pot this down. We're going to leave

00:19:34.140 --> 00:19:39.220
a voicemail. Eight, eight, nine, three. Yeah.

00:19:39.259 --> 00:19:42.660
Is not available. Oh, sure. At the tone, please

00:19:42.660 --> 00:19:44.799
record your message. When you've finished recording,

00:19:44.940 --> 00:19:47.400
you may hang up or press one for more options.

00:19:48.440 --> 00:19:52.869
Hey, Ken Walsh, Big Kev. It's Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy

00:19:52.869 --> 00:19:54.769
Hour. I know we're supposed to do this segment

00:19:54.769 --> 00:19:58.109
at noon. I had to do some quick radio commercials

00:19:58.109 --> 00:20:01.170
and I lost track of time and I was wondering,

00:20:01.250 --> 00:20:03.009
I'm leaving you a voicemail live on my show.

00:20:03.069 --> 00:20:04.829
If you would want to call back this number and

00:20:04.829 --> 00:20:07.730
we can talk about the time we got stuck in the

00:20:07.730 --> 00:20:09.869
elevator nine years ago. Can you believe it's

00:20:09.869 --> 00:20:12.369
been nine years? Well, this voicemail is going

00:20:12.369 --> 00:20:14.470
on for 45 seconds and I think you get the point.

00:20:14.730 --> 00:20:23.279
Call me back. Bye. There you go. 856 -49 -HOPPY.

00:20:23.319 --> 00:20:24.880
We'll leave that open to see if he calls me.

00:20:25.019 --> 00:20:27.440
All right. Let's see what the hell's going on

00:20:27.440 --> 00:20:32.019
in celebrity news. Mm -hmm. What do we got here?

00:20:32.519 --> 00:20:39.640
Oh, Britney Spears. Interesting girl. She said

00:20:39.640 --> 00:20:42.579
she's on her way to the Devil Wears Prada 2,

00:20:42.619 --> 00:20:45.380
which my mom saw, and she's going to crush a

00:20:45.380 --> 00:21:06.819
Slurpee. She does not sound mentally well. I

00:21:06.819 --> 00:21:08.299
was talking to somebody the other day. I don't

00:21:08.299 --> 00:21:12.099
even know, like, how to word it. I don't know

00:21:12.099 --> 00:21:14.680
if I feel bad for her anymore. You're a 44 -year

00:21:14.680 --> 00:21:16.700
-old woman. I think you should have it figured

00:21:16.700 --> 00:21:21.500
out by now. Mm -hmm. What else do we got here?

00:21:22.420 --> 00:21:25.519
Brandi Glanville. I think she's one of the housewives.

00:21:26.400 --> 00:21:31.079
Mm -hmm. Here she is saying she's not supporting

00:21:31.079 --> 00:21:34.319
Spencer Pratt for L .A. Mayor, but he's got a

00:21:34.319 --> 00:21:37.299
chance to win. Spencer Pratt ads on television

00:21:37.299 --> 00:21:40.309
now for Mayor. They're like little mini movies.

00:21:40.829 --> 00:21:42.930
I'm not mad at it, though. They're kind of hilarious.

00:21:43.650 --> 00:21:48.970
Hilarious. Listen, I am pro -LGBTQ+. Whatever

00:21:48.970 --> 00:21:52.710
letters you need added, I'm pro. Why does every

00:21:52.710 --> 00:21:59.549
podcaster who is gay talk like this? Even though

00:21:59.549 --> 00:22:01.809
he's a Republican, let's not get into it, I feel

00:22:01.809 --> 00:22:04.450
like he could win. I think he's going to win.

00:22:04.549 --> 00:22:09.259
We put Arnold in there. We put, you know, Ronald

00:22:09.259 --> 00:22:12.119
Reagan as president. People love, like, somebody.

00:22:12.759 --> 00:22:14.799
Trump. Or Omarosa worked at the White House.

00:22:14.859 --> 00:22:16.839
Like, what the f**k? Donald Trump as president.

00:22:17.019 --> 00:22:18.980
We love reality. How did you not say that name

00:22:18.980 --> 00:22:21.640
first? Why did Arnold come to your mind? Oh,

00:22:21.660 --> 00:22:25.839
because you're so L .A. L .A. stars to be our

00:22:25.839 --> 00:22:28.640
politicians. But do we? All right. Man, she's

00:22:28.640 --> 00:22:30.539
doing that thing women do where they try to be

00:22:30.539 --> 00:22:32.759
empowering by not putting on makeup in public

00:22:32.759 --> 00:22:35.880
on a podcast. Oh, look at me. I look raggedy.

00:22:36.539 --> 00:22:38.480
That means my opinion matters more because I

00:22:38.480 --> 00:22:43.099
have the bravery to not look hot. There's body

00:22:43.099 --> 00:22:46.059
count footage showing a fugitive blowing fentanyl

00:22:46.059 --> 00:22:49.420
on a deputy's face. Of course, in Florida. So

00:22:49.420 --> 00:22:55.559
that's going around. Mm -hmm. Yeah. I never did

00:22:55.559 --> 00:22:59.700
cocaine. But in the world where I did with this

00:22:59.700 --> 00:23:02.539
fentanyl going on, I ain't doing that. Mm -hmm.

00:23:03.529 --> 00:23:07.190
Some dude says Speedy Morgan. Some guy named

00:23:07.190 --> 00:23:09.509
Speedy Morgan has a message for us. He's dropped

00:23:09.509 --> 00:23:12.690
three albums, and these verses are crazy. Oh,

00:23:12.710 --> 00:23:17.609
so it's about Drake. Crazy. Oh, so it's him reading

00:23:17.609 --> 00:23:20.309
the freaking Bible. Oh, wow. You're reading fiction.

00:23:21.509 --> 00:23:23.950
What about these verses? All right, cool, dude.

00:23:24.529 --> 00:23:27.849
I don't like the grift. It's so stupid. I'm going

00:23:27.849 --> 00:23:30.710
to look up who Speedy Morgan is. I don't know

00:23:30.710 --> 00:23:35.140
a Speedy Morgan. Mm -hmm. I know it's Speedy

00:23:35.140 --> 00:23:39.640
and Zones. Who is he? He's 31 years old. He is

00:23:39.640 --> 00:23:42.940
an on... I'm looking at his LinkedIn. He is an

00:23:42.940 --> 00:23:46.920
on -camera journalist from Queens. Oh, so he's

00:23:46.920 --> 00:23:55.349
like a freelancer. Mm -hmm. 856 -49 -HOPPY. Donald

00:23:55.349 --> 00:23:58.049
Trump doubles down on his recent comments that

00:23:58.049 --> 00:24:00.450
he doesn't think about America's financial situation.

00:24:00.750 --> 00:24:05.829
Yeah, because he's a jackass. Pundits. Of course,

00:24:05.890 --> 00:24:08.930
Fox News is interviewing like beta losers. Jumped

00:24:08.930 --> 00:24:10.750
all over this statement that you made the other

00:24:10.750 --> 00:24:13.890
day. You were asked when you were leaving. What

00:24:13.890 --> 00:24:22.109
is this? a little bit. The only thing that matters

00:24:22.109 --> 00:24:24.529
when I'm talking about Iran, they can't have

00:24:24.529 --> 00:24:27.529
a nuclear weapon. Oh, yeah. He just wants to

00:24:27.529 --> 00:24:32.150
start a war. Mm -hmm. I don't think about American

00:24:32.150 --> 00:24:35.089
financial situation. I don't think about... He

00:24:35.089 --> 00:24:37.670
literally said it. And all that matters is going

00:24:37.670 --> 00:24:40.630
to be like, see? But he's talking about the liberals.

00:24:42.029 --> 00:24:46.430
Mm -hmm. I think about one thing. He cannot let

00:24:46.430 --> 00:24:50.259
Iran have a nuclear weapon. The important stuff.

00:24:50.960 --> 00:24:53.980
I don't understand why he started the war. I

00:24:53.980 --> 00:24:57.960
don't know what he was trying to do. But we do

00:24:57.960 --> 00:25:01.700
have to remember that he's special. He's a narcissistic

00:25:01.700 --> 00:25:08.960
moron. So Russell Simmons went on a podcast and

00:25:08.960 --> 00:25:10.940
says he does not want to talk about being in

00:25:10.940 --> 00:25:13.500
the Epstein files. I want to find out what was

00:25:13.500 --> 00:25:15.680
your relationship like with Jeffrey Epstein because

00:25:15.680 --> 00:25:18.759
your name is in the files. A Ugandan model nigga

00:25:18.759 --> 00:25:22.220
wanted to give me her Bible. That's what's in

00:25:22.220 --> 00:25:26.880
the files. The problem is there's allegations

00:25:26.880 --> 00:25:29.859
that surround Russell Simmons. It's kind of hard

00:25:29.859 --> 00:25:33.440
to trust you. And Deepak Chopra wanted to ask

00:25:33.440 --> 00:25:35.200
if Jeffrey wanted to go to my house when Deepak

00:25:35.200 --> 00:25:37.259
was being honored. That's how I'm in the files.

00:25:37.960 --> 00:25:42.119
I'm tired and dying. Because we totally trust

00:25:42.119 --> 00:25:44.759
you. Bring that shit up. What is wrong with you?

00:25:45.940 --> 00:25:48.140
I don't know. He's being a journalist, jackass.

00:25:49.279 --> 00:25:52.279
I have never done anything on Russell Simmons.

00:25:53.160 --> 00:25:56.259
Innocent. So there's the guy, Jason Lee, who

00:25:56.259 --> 00:25:58.500
runs the Hollywood Unlocked page. And for some

00:25:58.500 --> 00:26:00.480
reason, he's some politician in Stockton, but

00:26:00.480 --> 00:26:05.109
he's also like an influencer. He did this thing

00:26:05.109 --> 00:26:07.930
where he's going after Peter Rosenberg, who I

00:26:07.930 --> 00:26:10.470
can't stand. I think Peter Rosenberg's a bitch.

00:26:10.730 --> 00:26:14.130
Mm -hmm. You should do, you should ask your friend,

00:26:14.309 --> 00:26:16.890
A $AP Rocky, what he feels about Peter Rosenberg.

00:26:17.089 --> 00:26:19.170
Ask him if he's a culture vulture or if he helped

00:26:19.170 --> 00:26:20.490
make his career. Well, let me say this. And he

00:26:20.490 --> 00:26:22.730
will say, Can you let him talk, Peter, you fucking

00:26:22.730 --> 00:26:25.990
moron? Oh, Rosenberg. Rosenberg is the guy who

00:26:25.990 --> 00:26:29.710
took my songs. God. Peter Rosenberg just has

00:26:29.710 --> 00:26:33.950
a bitch laugh face. Mm -hmm. And I'm sure if

00:26:33.950 --> 00:26:35.410
he ever heard that, he'd be like, it's because

00:26:35.410 --> 00:26:37.109
I'm Jewish. No, it's because you're a bitch.

00:26:38.569 --> 00:26:41.529
Young Dolph's fiance says killer sentence is

00:26:41.529 --> 00:26:43.890
not enough. He got 20 years following a plea

00:26:43.890 --> 00:26:48.490
deal. Yeah. That was sad when Young Dolph got

00:26:48.490 --> 00:26:51.250
shot. But most of these criminals, unless your

00:26:51.250 --> 00:26:55.329
name is, most of them don't get life in prison.

00:26:56.170 --> 00:26:58.930
Hell yeah, hell yeah. Yeah, that guy got life

00:26:58.930 --> 00:27:02.710
and now he's like asking for donations. He got

00:27:02.710 --> 00:27:05.150
life without parole. It's very confusing how

00:27:05.150 --> 00:27:07.769
he gets life without parole, but then young Dolph's

00:27:07.769 --> 00:27:12.289
killer gets like, I don't know what he is. Very

00:27:12.289 --> 00:27:20.230
fascinating. G Herbal reflects on losing his

00:27:20.230 --> 00:27:23.799
little brother. He says it changed his whole

00:27:23.799 --> 00:27:25.920
perspective on life, and now he's trying to work

00:27:25.920 --> 00:27:40.140
on generational wealth. Wow, I can't listen to

00:27:40.140 --> 00:27:53.079
that. Shut up! God, it sounds unlistenable. It's

00:27:53.079 --> 00:27:54.740
like when you turn on an iHeartRadio station,

00:27:55.019 --> 00:27:59.000
and they put on Get Low by Lil Jon, and it's

00:27:59.000 --> 00:28:05.940
like, where it's supposed to be, It's like, And

00:28:05.940 --> 00:28:09.779
it has the beat in the background, and it sounds

00:28:09.779 --> 00:28:12.259
very strange. Actually, it sounds dirtier, because

00:28:12.259 --> 00:28:13.920
it sounds like Lil Jon climaxing. It's like,

00:28:14.119 --> 00:28:21.109
What are you doing? Charlize Theron says getting

00:28:21.109 --> 00:28:24.309
married is not necessary. Hockey year, but I

00:28:24.309 --> 00:28:25.890
think it's because I have found this freedom

00:28:25.890 --> 00:28:28.849
in my 40s where I'm like, oh my God. Such a hot

00:28:28.849 --> 00:28:31.210
piece of ass. So I just want to say this in perspective.

00:28:31.670 --> 00:28:34.450
I've probably had three one night stands in my

00:28:34.450 --> 00:28:38.009
entire life. Okay. But I did just recently fuck

00:28:38.009 --> 00:28:41.950
a 26 year old. Oh yeah. And it was really fucking

00:28:41.950 --> 00:28:47.799
amazing. You know, he went to Pantone. When you

00:28:47.799 --> 00:28:50.480
have Charlize Theron, you know what? Fuck, yes.

00:28:50.559 --> 00:28:53.319
Yes, and I've never done that. And I was like,

00:28:53.380 --> 00:28:58.259
oh, this is great. Okay. I love older women.

00:28:58.420 --> 00:29:00.819
Okay. Let me just say, that 26 -year -old is

00:29:00.819 --> 00:29:04.619
a... Well, that audio is un -li -s -i -n -able.

00:29:04.880 --> 00:29:09.359
Mm -hmm. They must not have been using the microphones

00:29:09.359 --> 00:29:15.400
well that day. Ryan Garcia. Uh... says despite

00:29:15.400 --> 00:29:18.259
getting for trade is not getting girls, Neon

00:29:18.259 --> 00:29:20.640
is actually a player. Yeah, because he buys girls

00:29:20.640 --> 00:29:24.440
things. You think any of these girls would be

00:29:24.440 --> 00:29:26.759
talking to Neon if it wasn't for him buying them

00:29:26.759 --> 00:29:29.400
$20 ,000 Birkin bags? Have you ever seen Neon

00:29:29.400 --> 00:29:32.819
fuck a girl? That's my boy. Bro. Yes. That guy

00:29:32.819 --> 00:29:36.640
fucks. No, it's insane. They try to clown him.

00:29:36.660 --> 00:29:38.759
Because he buys them things. But he actually

00:29:38.759 --> 00:29:40.539
has game. I don't know how he does it, but every

00:29:40.539 --> 00:29:42.720
time. Yeah, because he's not a woman beater like

00:29:42.720 --> 00:29:49.180
you. I see him. He just got two with him. I know

00:29:49.180 --> 00:29:51.099
he would not want to listen to anybody's advice,

00:29:51.299 --> 00:29:56.019
but he's got to be careful. Because if a girl's

00:29:56.019 --> 00:29:57.900
hanging out with you because you got her a Birkin

00:29:57.900 --> 00:30:02.019
bag, that's a little sketchy. One of Jake Paul's

00:30:02.019 --> 00:30:07.250
staff unloads. on Clevek. Yo, you gotta lock

00:30:07.250 --> 00:30:10.950
in. You gotta lock in. You don't gotta do anything.

00:30:11.650 --> 00:30:14.569
I don't know what you gotta say. We could just

00:30:14.569 --> 00:30:16.329
end this part of the stream. I don't know why

00:30:16.329 --> 00:30:18.150
you think my advice is bad. No, I think you're

00:30:18.150 --> 00:30:45.920
fucking asshole. Shut up, Jake. You bitch. Go

00:30:45.920 --> 00:30:59.680
do another stage boxing match. It's kind of funny,

00:30:59.779 --> 00:31:01.519
though, how he works for Jake Paul as he's trying

00:31:01.519 --> 00:31:07.460
to act like he's above it. So there's something

00:31:07.460 --> 00:31:09.420
weird going on with Candice Parker. It's just

00:31:09.420 --> 00:31:11.539
not even that she's an annoying broad. It's not

00:31:11.539 --> 00:31:15.920
even that. There's something to happen with her

00:31:15.920 --> 00:31:17.859
and Charlie. There's those selfies of them looking

00:31:17.859 --> 00:31:24.460
really close. I'm not saying they banged, but

00:31:24.460 --> 00:31:27.539
there definitely was tension. She is obsessed

00:31:27.539 --> 00:31:34.000
with talking about Charlie and Erica Kirk. I

00:31:34.000 --> 00:31:37.359
remember meeting Erica at Del Frisco's. Oh yeah,

00:31:37.400 --> 00:31:39.359
they were far enough to eat enough food. Did

00:31:39.359 --> 00:31:41.500
Charlie introduce you guys? Was it with Charlie?

00:31:41.599 --> 00:31:44.849
He wanted me to come meet her. excited to meet

00:31:44.849 --> 00:31:48.250
her because she was giving him attention. And

00:31:48.250 --> 00:31:51.049
what I mean by that is, you know, out of respect

00:31:51.049 --> 00:31:52.930
for their marriage, I won't get into too much.

00:31:53.029 --> 00:31:55.849
Whenever you say out of respect for the marriage,

00:31:55.950 --> 00:31:59.750
you're already saying stuff, bitch. The time

00:31:59.750 --> 00:32:01.690
before he met her, it's not offensive to the

00:32:01.690 --> 00:32:03.250
marriage. It's like, obviously, people tried

00:32:03.250 --> 00:32:06.029
to date before and he was trying. Duh! You bang

00:32:06.029 --> 00:32:18.849
around. Yeah, Candace Owens just skinks, man.

00:32:20.670 --> 00:32:32.549
Can you imagine being Candace Owens' husband

00:32:32.549 --> 00:32:35.069
and she never talks about you? Maybe he wants

00:32:35.069 --> 00:32:37.849
that, but she's, oh, he's talking about child.

00:32:38.519 --> 00:32:42.279
chasing heart you know um because i liked her

00:32:42.279 --> 00:32:44.839
a lot that the girl he was chasing and i knew

00:32:44.839 --> 00:32:46.359
that she was gonna let him down because it was

00:32:46.359 --> 00:32:48.519
very obvious that she wasn't into him and he

00:32:48.519 --> 00:32:51.359
was heartbroken about it then tyler boyer sets

00:32:51.359 --> 00:32:53.660
up this like i have this person for you to meet

00:32:53.660 --> 00:32:56.480
and he comes and he's like oh she's a you know

00:32:56.480 --> 00:32:58.119
a bit older and initially he was like i'm just

00:32:58.119 --> 00:33:03.319
gonna use her to try to like get oh that marriage

00:33:03.319 --> 00:33:06.970
is different get so -and -so jealous or whatever.

00:33:07.170 --> 00:33:10.289
Can you imagine? Think about Charlie Kirk in

00:33:10.289 --> 00:33:12.970
August. I know he was already talking about possibly

00:33:12.970 --> 00:33:14.769
getting a replacement and there were quotes of

00:33:14.769 --> 00:33:16.809
him saying that he was kind of scared for his

00:33:16.809 --> 00:33:20.829
life, but can you imagine you die and the Republicans

00:33:20.829 --> 00:33:23.269
view you as this heroic guy and you're speaking

00:33:23.269 --> 00:33:26.170
your mind and you get shot and then the video

00:33:26.170 --> 00:33:28.190
of you getting shot automatically plays when

00:33:28.190 --> 00:33:30.450
you go on TMZ .com. You don't even have to click

00:33:30.450 --> 00:33:34.390
on ads. And then your wife is going around. Like

00:33:34.390 --> 00:33:36.569
making it about her and then there's Drewski

00:33:36.569 --> 00:33:38.450
skits making fun of her and then she's hugging

00:33:38.450 --> 00:33:40.789
J .D. Vance and then your so -called friend Candace

00:33:40.789 --> 00:33:43.390
Owens is throwing you under the bus. I said this

00:33:43.390 --> 00:33:46.349
and people did not like this. I'll say it again.

00:33:47.130 --> 00:33:48.789
Because I kind of get a high from people not

00:33:48.789 --> 00:33:50.789
liking me saying this. They were never your friends.

00:33:51.470 --> 00:33:54.069
It would be like me dying for a radio show I

00:33:54.069 --> 00:33:58.569
worked for. Mm -hmm. They were using you. You

00:33:58.569 --> 00:34:01.109
had a ginormous audience and a huge influence.

00:34:01.670 --> 00:34:04.460
Like the first date or whatever. And then she

00:34:04.460 --> 00:34:07.079
was a bit more persistent in giving him the godly

00:34:07.079 --> 00:34:09.300
spiel, and the messages, and I'm just going through

00:34:09.300 --> 00:34:11.280
our messages, like, look, this is maybe what

00:34:11.280 --> 00:34:14.019
God wanted me to have. God's not real. You know,

00:34:14.079 --> 00:34:17.039
he was sort of wrapped in, you know, hooked on

00:34:17.039 --> 00:34:19.920
that, because Charlie... Yes, I've got phonics.

00:34:20.139 --> 00:34:22.739
...is a Christian. And so when I went to meet

00:34:22.739 --> 00:34:25.559
her, obviously my first instinct as a woman was

00:34:25.559 --> 00:34:27.940
that she was older than me, and I just thought,

00:34:28.000 --> 00:34:29.139
that's kind of weird that she would be into Charlie,

00:34:29.179 --> 00:34:30.619
because Charlie's quite young in those ways.

00:34:30.900 --> 00:34:34.679
Um, Candace? Have you heard about the thing of

00:34:34.679 --> 00:34:38.780
men being into older women? And as annoying as

00:34:38.780 --> 00:34:43.739
Erica Kirk is, wow, she's 37. Yeah, as annoying

00:34:43.739 --> 00:34:47.400
as she is, she's pretty freaking hot. He's an

00:34:47.400 --> 00:34:49.219
absolute genius. He's got so much going for him,

00:34:49.260 --> 00:34:50.739
but like he's young in those ways and he was

00:34:50.739 --> 00:34:52.480
inexperienced and he's been very open about the

00:34:52.480 --> 00:34:53.880
fact that like he was a virgin when he got married.

00:34:54.840 --> 00:34:59.699
Wow. He was a virgin. I was going to pound town

00:34:59.699 --> 00:35:01.900
while he was praying. I don't feel like I'm oversharing

00:35:01.900 --> 00:35:06.010
here. You are oversharing, you moron. Shut up.

00:35:06.909 --> 00:35:10.949
Again. Could you imagine, like you tell Charlie,

00:35:11.130 --> 00:35:13.389
like what was it, September 10th he got shot?

00:35:13.650 --> 00:35:15.449
Could you imagine you tell him September 9th?

00:35:15.469 --> 00:35:18.190
Oh yeah, nine months in the future. Everyone's

00:35:18.190 --> 00:35:19.690
going to be talking about how you were a virgin

00:35:19.690 --> 00:35:23.630
and your wife's a cougar. And to be clear, I'm

00:35:23.630 --> 00:35:25.570
going to say I became best friends with the girl

00:35:25.570 --> 00:35:29.230
he was chasing. She's fun, you know. She knows

00:35:29.230 --> 00:35:35.699
how to ride. I just. Nothing, just what everyone

00:35:35.699 --> 00:35:38.500
kind of sees now, just kind of, okay, but I did

00:35:38.500 --> 00:35:41.980
not care. You claim you don't care. You claim

00:35:41.980 --> 00:35:44.280
you don't mean to spill his business, but that's

00:35:44.280 --> 00:35:47.000
not what you're doing! I supported, I was like,

00:35:47.059 --> 00:35:52.880
go for this, go for this. Oh, thank God! Thank

00:35:52.880 --> 00:35:58.579
God he got Candace Owens' support! Shut up! You

00:35:58.579 --> 00:36:00.519
want a LinkedIn accolade for Noah and Charlie?

00:36:00.659 --> 00:36:03.940
Shut your ass. You're annoying. Blah, blah, blah.

00:36:05.179 --> 00:36:08.480
Gotta make everything about me. Can you imagine

00:36:08.480 --> 00:36:16.360
being a husband? Here is a woman describing how

00:36:16.360 --> 00:36:18.940
you can become the man every woman wants oh no

00:36:18.940 --> 00:36:22.039
women are attracted to men but don't need them

00:36:22.039 --> 00:36:24.260
like don't really care if the guy's interested

00:36:24.260 --> 00:36:26.619
or not and it's not in a mean way it's no it's

00:36:26.619 --> 00:36:29.139
pretty true when you start to get the dopamine

00:36:29.139 --> 00:36:34.500
hits of getting attracted to him it's dangerous

00:36:34.500 --> 00:36:36.940
not like he's treating her like shit so now she

00:36:36.940 --> 00:36:38.260
likes him i'm not talking about that kind of

00:36:38.260 --> 00:36:40.679
guy i'm talking about when like a guy is in a

00:36:40.679 --> 00:36:43.179
room sees a hot girl but like could care less

00:36:43.719 --> 00:36:45.980
oh yeah this girl's hot too so you know she knows

00:36:45.980 --> 00:36:48.360
if he talks to her or not and that's the hottest

00:36:48.360 --> 00:36:50.639
man in the room to every girl and the reason

00:36:50.639 --> 00:36:53.820
why is because you can tell he's very secure

00:36:53.820 --> 00:36:57.139
yeah you know you don't want to be the guy at

00:36:57.139 --> 00:36:59.079
the bar because i've been this before where you're

00:36:59.079 --> 00:37:03.800
on your phone being awkward yeah i just said

00:37:03.800 --> 00:37:07.440
awkward his own energy like he doesn't need someone

00:37:07.440 --> 00:37:11.630
to feel good in that moment like he oh yeah He

00:37:11.630 --> 00:37:13.210
wants to be inside you later, though. Does it

00:37:13.210 --> 00:37:15.030
need attention from a girl? He's kind of just

00:37:15.030 --> 00:37:17.190
like, I just came here to have fun. I want to

00:37:17.190 --> 00:37:20.730
come in. And enjoy my time. And that's hot. Let

00:37:20.730 --> 00:37:22.789
me explain how you get to that. That's why you

00:37:22.789 --> 00:37:25.190
notice that a lot of girls hit on guys that are

00:37:25.190 --> 00:37:26.949
in a relationship. It's not the fact that he's

00:37:26.949 --> 00:37:28.969
in a relationship. It's because he's not looking

00:37:28.969 --> 00:37:31.409
for anything. But what's so cool is you can get

00:37:31.409 --> 00:37:34.070
that energy single. So then you can attract girls

00:37:34.070 --> 00:37:37.329
when you're actually looking for them. How? when

00:37:37.329 --> 00:37:39.309
you're in a relationship don't do that so what

00:37:39.309 --> 00:37:42.530
these men emanate is secure attachment and one

00:37:42.530 --> 00:37:45.170
of the easiest ways to get to that is learn your

00:37:45.170 --> 00:37:48.550
attachment style and don't just act as if you're

00:37:48.550 --> 00:37:50.889
secure attachment or try to pretend and fake

00:37:50.889 --> 00:37:53.070
your way and pretend to be that attachment style

00:37:53.070 --> 00:37:55.269
like yes at first while you're like working on

00:37:55.269 --> 00:37:57.610
it you can but what you really need to do is

00:37:57.610 --> 00:38:00.710
go in and heal it which is so fucking cool you

00:38:00.710 --> 00:38:03.909
can yeah i love how these women do these dating

00:38:03.909 --> 00:38:08.369
videos And you know what they do? They do it

00:38:08.369 --> 00:38:12.329
while driving around. So safe. I got into a car

00:38:12.329 --> 00:38:14.349
crash while I was doing a video about dating.

00:38:15.570 --> 00:38:17.610
Different types of healing methods. I have it

00:38:17.610 --> 00:38:18.969
in my courses if you want to check that out.

00:38:19.389 --> 00:38:24.260
When you said courses, I'm out of there. There's

00:38:24.260 --> 00:38:26.119
some guy, I forget his name, I think it was like

00:38:26.119 --> 00:38:28.400
Johnny Anthony. There's some guy, there's this

00:38:28.400 --> 00:38:31.500
Reddit page called LinkedIn Lunatics. It's people

00:38:31.500 --> 00:38:34.119
that post things on dating apps, or not dating

00:38:34.119 --> 00:38:36.019
apps, on LinkedIn that are ridiculous. There's

00:38:36.019 --> 00:38:39.340
a guy named Johnny Anthony. He's a John Anthony

00:38:39.340 --> 00:38:44.099
lifestyle. And his LinkedIn says, international

00:38:44.099 --> 00:38:46.840
dating coach that has slept with 2 ,000 women

00:38:46.840 --> 00:38:50.670
in over 30 countries. There you go. If herpes

00:38:50.670 --> 00:38:57.429
was a real life person, it'd be him. We got a

00:38:57.429 --> 00:38:59.690
headline here. It's a little spicy in the club.

00:39:00.230 --> 00:39:03.750
Pete Davidson's baby mama ain't happy right now.

00:39:03.909 --> 00:39:05.690
Maybe he shouldn't have had a kid with Pete.

00:39:08.849 --> 00:39:11.909
That is an exhausted yawn. It's making me yawn.

00:39:13.730 --> 00:39:16.469
That was a real yawn. I bet you're yawning too.

00:39:17.210 --> 00:39:29.670
Yeah, yeah. I know. What? I'm exhausted, okay?

00:39:31.630 --> 00:39:35.409
I should have left the house looking nicer yesterday.

00:39:36.389 --> 00:39:39.010
I should have known that that was going to happen.

00:39:39.610 --> 00:39:44.750
Yeah, she left the house looking raggedy. That's

00:39:44.750 --> 00:39:49.239
not. what I'm thinking about right now. What

00:39:49.239 --> 00:39:53.659
are you thinking about? You moved in together

00:39:53.659 --> 00:39:57.800
after two months and had a kid after four. Because

00:39:57.800 --> 00:40:02.559
I have a baby to take care of. Oh, so maybe make

00:40:02.559 --> 00:40:08.440
the video and don't talk about the baby. Honestly,

00:40:08.559 --> 00:40:11.449
though. That whole breakup energy with Pete Davidson

00:40:11.449 --> 00:40:14.409
was critical back in the day. It's like, ah,

00:40:14.409 --> 00:40:16.630
Pete's going to find him. He's going through

00:40:16.630 --> 00:40:19.769
women after women. But now that there's this

00:40:19.769 --> 00:40:21.389
thing where it's going on where it's like he

00:40:21.389 --> 00:40:24.530
has a kid. No, it's like, no, it's funny. I really

00:40:24.530 --> 00:40:27.409
hope he's not a deadbeat dad. When this clip's

00:40:27.409 --> 00:40:29.489
done, I'll tell you my Pete Davidson story. And

00:40:29.489 --> 00:40:34.210
I also have to work. I don't want to hear from

00:40:34.210 --> 00:40:38.679
you. All right. So 2015, Pete Davidson. I was

00:40:38.679 --> 00:40:40.519
coming off of the Justin Bieber roast, which

00:40:40.519 --> 00:40:45.159
was like a good roast. And the ones on Netflix

00:40:45.159 --> 00:40:47.320
are okay, but it's just how offensive can we

00:40:47.320 --> 00:40:51.320
be kind of? Mm -hmm. Okay. So he's coming off

00:40:51.320 --> 00:40:53.500
of that. Just became the youngest member on SNL,

00:40:53.519 --> 00:40:57.320
so he was at the Tampa Improv. Getting excited

00:40:57.320 --> 00:41:02.199
telling this story as it is. So he was scheduled

00:41:02.199 --> 00:41:04.800
to go on the Mike Helton show on 102 Fire of

00:41:04.800 --> 00:41:08.019
the Bone. But as Mike's going to realize someday,

00:41:09.449 --> 00:41:11.469
comedians go on when they need to sell tickets.

00:41:12.289 --> 00:41:14.070
When they don't need to sell tickets anymore,

00:41:14.250 --> 00:41:18.289
they don't really go on. And that is what happened.

00:41:19.269 --> 00:41:24.530
Pete Davidson said, I don't feel well at like

00:41:24.530 --> 00:41:29.630
7 a .m. We all came to the studio to meet Pete.

00:41:31.730 --> 00:41:35.110
Mike's like, okay, I guess he's sick. Two hours

00:41:35.110 --> 00:41:39.179
later on maybe Snapchat or Instagram, He's putting

00:41:39.179 --> 00:41:41.440
up posts that he's a Harry Potter rolled in Orlando.

00:41:44.420 --> 00:41:52.099
Mike was not happy. But then that Saturday, Pete

00:41:52.099 --> 00:41:54.820
Davidson did a show at the Tampa Improv. And

00:41:54.820 --> 00:41:58.420
I'm on the second floor. And now it's called

00:41:58.420 --> 00:42:01.500
the funny bone. But I'm on the second floor.

00:42:02.460 --> 00:42:05.920
And Mike was in the front row. But he said, get

00:42:05.920 --> 00:42:07.559
seats on the second floor because I'll try to

00:42:07.559 --> 00:42:11.460
get you to meet Pete Davidson. So I'm on the

00:42:11.460 --> 00:42:13.860
second floor. And all of a sudden, I'm sitting

00:42:13.860 --> 00:42:19.019
by myself. I smell this weed. It reeked of weed.

00:42:19.219 --> 00:42:20.960
You know when you start smelling it? And you're

00:42:20.960 --> 00:42:23.300
like, that's weed. All of a sudden, behind me

00:42:23.300 --> 00:42:25.579
is Pete Davidson. And he goes, what up, bro?

00:42:26.119 --> 00:42:29.699
And daps me up, gives me the hand and the knuckle.

00:42:29.920 --> 00:42:31.940
I'm like, what up, bro? And he goes, do you know

00:42:31.940 --> 00:42:33.400
where the bathroom is? And it was like literally

00:42:33.400 --> 00:42:35.579
right next to where I was like right there. And

00:42:35.579 --> 00:42:36.780
he goes, and he's like, oh, I don't know how

00:42:36.780 --> 00:42:40.659
I saw it. Thank you. And I proceeded to smoke

00:42:40.659 --> 00:42:43.440
like two joints in there. Oh my God. When the

00:42:43.440 --> 00:42:47.460
door opened, it reeked. So then he got really

00:42:47.460 --> 00:42:49.159
stunned. And I think he's afraid to meet people

00:42:49.159 --> 00:42:51.739
after. So Mike barely was able to get up to go

00:42:51.739 --> 00:42:53.519
meet him, but I didn't get to meet him. But that

00:42:53.519 --> 00:42:56.730
story is cooler than a picture. I would have

00:42:56.730 --> 00:42:58.690
been like, do you want to come on my podcast

00:42:58.690 --> 00:43:04.090
with 70 downloads in 2015? It's hard doing that

00:43:04.090 --> 00:43:06.630
impersonation of my old voice. But it's my Pete

00:43:06.630 --> 00:43:12.489
Davidson story. Piper, a show from OnlyFans talks

00:43:12.489 --> 00:43:14.789
about a top spender. Do you have a wife? And

00:43:14.789 --> 00:43:16.809
does your wife know how much you've spent on

00:43:16.809 --> 00:43:19.090
me? I don't have a wife. No, never been close

00:43:19.090 --> 00:43:23.539
to marriage. I'm proud to say permanent. Bachelor.

00:43:23.699 --> 00:43:26.239
More money to spend on me, I guess. Yeah. Well,

00:43:26.260 --> 00:43:29.659
you deserve it. That's creepy. I mean... Could

00:43:29.659 --> 00:43:33.400
you flip your hair? Like that? Such a hot piece

00:43:33.400 --> 00:43:36.380
of ass. Oh, that's perfect. That's disturbing.

00:43:38.539 --> 00:43:43.480
Yeah. God. I signed up for OnlyFans once. There

00:43:43.480 --> 00:43:46.280
was this girl. Hear me out. I don't want you

00:43:46.280 --> 00:43:50.039
to judge me for doing OnlyFans. But... There

00:43:50.039 --> 00:43:51.960
was this girl that was like, I was talking to

00:43:51.960 --> 00:43:53.239
her. I was like, when you're on dating apps,

00:43:53.420 --> 00:43:55.820
which later on, let me, let me write this down

00:43:55.820 --> 00:43:59.739
as a topic. I am retiring from dating apps. We

00:43:59.739 --> 00:44:04.539
have the announcement later on. I kind of broke

00:44:04.539 --> 00:44:06.500
the news early. Like how Sean, that douchebag

00:44:06.500 --> 00:44:09.679
NBA analyst broke the news about shy Gilda, Chris,

00:44:09.699 --> 00:44:12.019
whatever SGA becoming MVP of the league. And

00:44:12.019 --> 00:44:13.860
Blake Griffin called him out. We'll have that

00:44:13.860 --> 00:44:16.380
clip later, but I'm not retired from dating.

00:44:16.460 --> 00:44:18.780
I'm retired from dating apps, but we'll get to

00:44:18.780 --> 00:44:21.619
that later. but so there's two types of only

00:44:21.619 --> 00:44:23.579
fan girls on dating apps there are other girls

00:44:23.579 --> 00:44:29.219
who and they're only on it for that and there

00:44:29.219 --> 00:44:32.059
might even be somebody on their pr team pretending

00:44:32.059 --> 00:44:35.199
to be a girl there's the ones that communicate

00:44:35.199 --> 00:44:38.019
with you they send you snapchat pictures and

00:44:38.019 --> 00:44:40.920
then they're like hey For $2 .99, you can sign

00:44:40.920 --> 00:44:42.320
up for my OnlyFans. And I was like, you know

00:44:42.320 --> 00:44:44.820
what? I just got paid. I'm at the conservative

00:44:44.820 --> 00:44:47.920
job at that time. So it makes sense. A conservative

00:44:47.920 --> 00:44:50.480
radio guy going on OnlyFans. That's what they

00:44:50.480 --> 00:44:55.920
do. So I sign up for it. And he goes, hey, what's

00:44:55.920 --> 00:44:58.659
up? And she goes, hey, would you like to buy

00:44:58.659 --> 00:45:01.500
this selfie of me for $15? And when you're on

00:45:01.500 --> 00:45:04.139
OnlyFans, it's like when they send you a picture,

00:45:04.260 --> 00:45:06.280
it's like from what I remember, it's like a bank

00:45:06.280 --> 00:45:09.619
vault. Where you have to pay to open it up. And

00:45:09.619 --> 00:45:11.619
it has like the outline of what the picture looks

00:45:11.619 --> 00:45:13.880
like. And I was like, I just got scammed. But

00:45:13.880 --> 00:45:20.739
I was on OnlyFans. Neon's X Security Leon. So

00:45:20.739 --> 00:45:26.889
it's Neon and Leon. Neon's security guy, Leon

00:45:26.889 --> 00:45:29.849
Preston, for buying OnlyFangirl's $20 ,000 bags.

00:45:30.210 --> 00:45:31.929
You've known me for how many years, Ne? Two.

00:45:32.309 --> 00:45:35.150
Three. Three. You know me. Yeah, Neon got his

00:45:35.150 --> 00:45:38.909
hair dyed. He got pranked. For three years. How

00:45:38.909 --> 00:45:45.750
many gifts have you given me? Zero is the actual

00:45:45.750 --> 00:45:49.269
answer. We didn't have to go there. Mind you,

00:45:49.289 --> 00:45:52.690
wait. Birthdays? Oh. Christmases? Oh. That is

00:45:52.690 --> 00:45:54.269
a good point. Here we go with the Christmas shit.

00:45:54.269 --> 00:46:02.230
Bro. Because he's a simp. Ramadan. Yom Kippur.

00:46:02.489 --> 00:46:05.570
Kwanzaa. All right, then. You can tell the guy's

00:46:05.570 --> 00:46:10.369
trying to help him. What a weird fucking guy.

00:46:11.190 --> 00:46:14.070
I'm starting to like him. I did at first. And

00:46:14.070 --> 00:46:17.340
I was like, dude, what are you doing? So, I got

00:46:17.340 --> 00:46:20.820
to do my MJ Todd Schmidt impersonation of him

00:46:20.820 --> 00:46:27.460
saying Julio Fulio. Julio Fulio. So, Julio Fulio's

00:46:27.460 --> 00:46:31.579
killer is asking for donations to pay for his

00:46:31.579 --> 00:46:34.800
legal fees to fight conviction and life sentence.

00:46:35.159 --> 00:46:38.320
So, everybody, I'm just reaching out to y 'all,

00:46:38.320 --> 00:46:39.659
you know, just to give y 'all a quick update

00:46:39.659 --> 00:46:42.260
about my situation. You're a total celebrity.

00:46:42.679 --> 00:46:50.420
You killed Julio Fulio, man. Oh my God, you're

00:46:50.420 --> 00:46:52.179
in solitary confinement. You know homies live

00:46:52.179 --> 00:47:12.559
in the moon. Yeah. I killed somebody. No, I didn't.

00:47:15.090 --> 00:47:17.469
bring it upon himself yes but you killed somebody

00:47:17.469 --> 00:47:20.369
now you're acting like you have fans you're a

00:47:20.369 --> 00:47:27.429
loser so um soldier boy says that drake's not

00:47:27.429 --> 00:47:29.690
the first person to put out three albums that

00:47:29.690 --> 00:47:34.349
it's um soldier boy soldier boy is miserable

00:47:36.579 --> 00:47:40.519
We got a video here. Tekashi69 and Ryan Garcia,

00:47:40.739 --> 00:47:42.920
who are perfect for each other, because they're

00:47:42.920 --> 00:47:50.800
both dirtbags. They discuss Trippie Redd's image,

00:47:50.880 --> 00:47:52.719
and they say they don't really think he's demonic.

00:47:53.780 --> 00:47:59.139
Yeah, you good? All right, there you go. There's

00:47:59.139 --> 00:48:02.519
Trippie Redd dancing, looking all demonic. I

00:48:02.519 --> 00:48:06.340
don't really pre -screen these clips. in a way

00:48:06.340 --> 00:48:09.639
that I don't know if it's going to be good audio

00:48:09.639 --> 00:48:11.000
now because I learned this from Tom Bernard.

00:48:11.119 --> 00:48:13.219
I want to listen to things for the first time

00:48:13.219 --> 00:48:16.739
with my audience. Now, some could argue that

00:48:16.739 --> 00:48:18.400
Tom was doing that because he's lazy. I'm not

00:48:18.400 --> 00:48:21.760
saying he's lazy, but I'm just saying. I don't

00:48:21.760 --> 00:48:29.519
know what I'm saying. So, Neon got his hair dyed

00:48:29.519 --> 00:48:36.860
pink by his barber. Okay, as somebody, I'm not

00:48:36.860 --> 00:48:42.599
comparing my fame to Neon's, but I am a public

00:48:42.599 --> 00:48:48.199
figure. And my call to, I was the butt of the

00:48:48.199 --> 00:48:49.679
jokes, and that would have happened to me on

00:48:49.679 --> 00:48:53.340
this show. And sometimes I look at Neon, and

00:48:53.340 --> 00:48:59.300
I just want to be like, oh, I mean. Gilly DeChrist

00:48:59.300 --> 00:49:04.099
speaks about. His son dying in the streets. It's

00:49:04.099 --> 00:49:06.280
been through what I've been through. They know

00:49:06.280 --> 00:49:10.139
exactly what I'm talking about. They have a bunch

00:49:10.139 --> 00:49:15.900
of three to five minute episodes. You got to

00:49:15.900 --> 00:49:20.360
let that out. I don't give a where I'm at. Hotels,

00:49:20.360 --> 00:49:25.900
airports, restaurants. If it come upon me, I

00:49:25.900 --> 00:49:31.679
let out. That Beeping of the algorithm is really

00:49:31.679 --> 00:49:35.320
starting to mess up. Everyone's favorite thought.

00:49:36.199 --> 00:49:43.019
Not as Bobby Althoff. Mm -hmm. She got her hair

00:49:43.019 --> 00:49:47.940
done by Sonya. Mm -hmm. And she's got long blonde

00:49:47.940 --> 00:49:52.420
hair looking like Alabama Barker. Yeah. I don't

00:49:52.420 --> 00:49:54.880
respect Bobby Althoff because she used her ex

00:49:54.880 --> 00:49:58.920
-husband to start her career. Mm -hmm. And then

00:49:58.920 --> 00:50:06.159
just sold out. There's this guy who claims he's

00:50:06.159 --> 00:50:11.539
straight. This handsome black guy. He says it's

00:50:11.539 --> 00:50:14.860
suspect when men shower at the gyms. I don't

00:50:14.860 --> 00:50:17.260
even think about it. I go in, I wrap my towel

00:50:17.260 --> 00:50:23.360
around. That means he wants a penis. Listen,

00:50:23.480 --> 00:50:27.139
I think any man that stays after the gym to take

00:50:27.139 --> 00:50:31.800
a shower, Is gay. Nah, you definitely want something

00:50:31.800 --> 00:50:34.659
in your mouth. If you're thinking about it, it's

00:50:34.659 --> 00:50:39.179
on your mind. Why are you taking a shower at

00:50:39.179 --> 00:50:41.139
the gym? Now, this is not for people that have

00:50:41.139 --> 00:50:43.260
to go to work or they have something else to

00:50:43.260 --> 00:50:45.480
do. Yeah, it's usually what it is. I don't want

00:50:45.480 --> 00:50:48.019
to be drenched in sweat and going about my day.

00:50:48.519 --> 00:50:52.039
But if you're showering at the gym, then going

00:50:52.039 --> 00:50:54.699
straight home, that's gay. Because why do you

00:50:54.699 --> 00:50:56.719
want to shower with a bunch of men? I don't know.

00:50:57.059 --> 00:51:01.079
That's insane. Man, dudes are so weird. You know,

00:51:01.099 --> 00:51:03.159
that guy just wants to get plowed from behind.

00:51:06.579 --> 00:51:09.920
Paul Pierce offends Dr. Cheyenne Bryant over

00:51:09.920 --> 00:51:11.940
people saying that she didn't have a real degree

00:51:11.940 --> 00:51:13.559
because she doesn't want to show us. Because

00:51:13.559 --> 00:51:16.059
it's all in God's hands, like she said. Go ahead,

00:51:16.059 --> 00:51:21.659
dumb run! Who said that to me? 856 -49 -HOPI.

00:51:22.800 --> 00:51:25.739
So, call her daddy podcast host as it's announced

00:51:25.739 --> 00:51:28.579
that she's pregnant. And here is a woman breaking

00:51:28.579 --> 00:51:31.559
it down. Women bringing down women. It's going

00:51:31.559 --> 00:51:33.900
to be end of time. So the big news of the day

00:51:33.900 --> 00:51:36.559
is that Alex Cooper, the host of the Call Her

00:51:36.559 --> 00:51:40.400
Daddy podcast, is expecting a baby with her husband,

00:51:40.500 --> 00:51:43.260
Matt Kaplan. The only reason I even know who

00:51:43.260 --> 00:51:45.880
Alex Cooper is is because I frequently see her

00:51:45.880 --> 00:51:48.519
clips go viral where she's constantly telling

00:51:48.519 --> 00:51:52.400
her audience of young women to be as promiscuous

00:51:52.400 --> 00:51:54.500
as possible. I don't need to hear as annoying,

00:51:54.619 --> 00:51:58.019
bro. There's nothing more annoying than a conservative

00:51:58.019 --> 00:52:00.119
woman that judges liberal women for sleeping

00:52:00.119 --> 00:52:03.980
around. You're just a recovering, promiscuous

00:52:03.980 --> 00:52:09.000
woman. Mm -hmm. And you're mad that they're open

00:52:09.000 --> 00:52:12.739
about it. And you gotta rely on cheap biffs.

00:52:13.239 --> 00:52:15.820
Oh, the liberal women are getting their rocks

00:52:15.820 --> 00:52:18.179
off and happy with their life. You're relying

00:52:18.179 --> 00:52:21.980
on a fictional character for happiness. Speaking

00:52:21.980 --> 00:52:24.420
of a fictional character, here's Candace Owen

00:52:24.420 --> 00:52:27.000
talking about Erica Kirk some more. All the coordination,

00:52:27.179 --> 00:52:29.019
all the planning, all the operatives on the ground,

00:52:29.039 --> 00:52:33.199
and they can't pull it off. Erica just goes.

00:52:33.320 --> 00:52:35.219
They tell her to go left. She goes left. She

00:52:35.219 --> 00:52:37.219
goes right. Say this. Say that. Whatever, dude.

00:52:38.320 --> 00:52:40.760
They need to just have a freaking point already.

00:52:43.579 --> 00:52:50.119
Just bang it up. Get out of there. Cal Williams,

00:52:50.300 --> 00:52:52.699
longtime bodyguard, was indicted for first -degree

00:52:52.699 --> 00:52:56.780
murder. Cal Williams being surrounded by sketchy

00:52:56.780 --> 00:53:04.980
people. No way. And DDG did a weird thing. The

00:53:04.980 --> 00:53:10.579
rapper DDG posted a selfie of him shirtless with

00:53:10.579 --> 00:53:14.099
his iPhone and it says, this single shit is weak.

00:53:14.480 --> 00:53:18.000
I wish I had a girlfriend, but I'm not posting

00:53:18.000 --> 00:53:20.860
on it. I just keep grinding. Courtney Stodden.

00:53:21.679 --> 00:53:25.389
Well, first, Diana Rossini's former co -host

00:53:25.389 --> 00:53:27.730
laughs about her affair. They probably banged.

00:53:28.449 --> 00:53:32.489
Judge rejects the restraining order against Chud

00:53:32.489 --> 00:53:35.409
DeBuilder, who looks like an absolute twat. J

00:53:35.409 --> 00:53:37.989
-Lo supposedly was acting like an absolute diva

00:53:37.989 --> 00:53:42.469
in New York City. When does she not? Azalea Banks

00:53:42.469 --> 00:53:47.380
calls Lizzo fat. Two annoying hens talking. Seth

00:53:47.380 --> 00:53:49.519
Rogen does not approve of people that use AI.

00:53:50.039 --> 00:53:52.239
I mean, Seth Rogen, as he's gotten older, has

00:53:52.239 --> 00:53:55.539
just gotten less likable. Taylor and Travis Kelsey

00:53:55.539 --> 00:53:58.940
were seen going to a private event, but NDAs

00:53:58.940 --> 00:54:03.059
are soon. Alex Cooper and her stupid husband

00:54:03.059 --> 00:54:04.940
were seen running, or not running, but walking

00:54:04.940 --> 00:54:07.199
fast from people that were trying to take pictures

00:54:07.199 --> 00:54:13.409
of them because she's pregnant. Kendall, Jenner,

00:54:13.409 --> 00:54:16.889
and Jacob Elordi. Jacob Elordi from Euphoria.

00:54:18.309 --> 00:54:23.829
They might be dating. An Arkansas man was threatened

00:54:23.829 --> 00:54:29.550
to shoot people in Arkansas at a Walmart over

00:54:29.550 --> 00:54:33.590
the hantavirus. Sounds healthy. Let's play this

00:54:33.590 --> 00:54:36.849
clip. Here's that hot piece of ass Courtney Stodden.

00:54:38.309 --> 00:54:42.070
Here she is. discussing how she's going to remove

00:54:42.070 --> 00:54:44.070
her boobs. She's had a weird life. Remember when

00:54:44.070 --> 00:54:46.489
she was getting exploited like 15 years ago at

00:54:46.489 --> 00:54:50.409
such a young age? Yeah. And then Chrissy Teigen

00:54:50.409 --> 00:54:51.730
was like bullying her, but now we're supposed

00:54:51.730 --> 00:54:56.170
to feel bad for that dumb broad. Hobby never

00:54:56.170 --> 00:54:58.590
forgets. All right, here's Courtney Stodden right

00:54:58.590 --> 00:55:04.650
here. Okay, but can we all... Wish the king of

00:55:04.650 --> 00:55:07.650
boobs himself, Dr. Stuart Lender, a happy birthday.

00:55:08.010 --> 00:55:10.269
And yes, before the tabloids do their thing,

00:55:10.389 --> 00:55:13.489
I'm officially downsizing. Oh my God, I want

00:55:13.489 --> 00:55:15.369
to put my hat between those legs. Next week with

00:55:15.369 --> 00:55:18.530
him, the girls have had a very long Hollywood

00:55:18.530 --> 00:55:24.530
run. Oh yeah! Spent a lot of milk in there. Honestly,

00:55:24.789 --> 00:55:28.030
they deserve a graceful retirement era. There

00:55:28.030 --> 00:55:33.800
you go. Can I have one more try at it? Some girl

00:55:33.800 --> 00:55:35.760
named Danny Bowman does not like when people

00:55:35.760 --> 00:55:39.920
use the R word. I don't either. Stephen Colbert

00:55:39.920 --> 00:55:44.000
was made fun of by Byron Allen. What's the guy's

00:55:44.000 --> 00:55:46.199
name? Is it Byron Allen? I know there's Byron

00:55:46.199 --> 00:55:49.460
Scott. Which word is they both look alike? Yeah,

00:55:49.480 --> 00:55:53.079
Byron Allen, who is 65. Man, black don't crack.

00:55:54.340 --> 00:55:56.480
Here he is talking about how he's not going to

00:55:56.480 --> 00:55:59.159
get political on Comics Unleashed. That's replacing

00:55:59.159 --> 00:56:02.019
The Colbert Show. All right, here on Hoppy Hour.

00:56:02.630 --> 00:56:05.909
A lot of eyes are going to be on your programming

00:56:05.909 --> 00:56:08.909
to see, well, what are the political leanings?

00:56:08.909 --> 00:56:11.250
What can they read into it? What I'm doing with

00:56:11.250 --> 00:56:13.409
Comics Unleashed, we don't talk about politics.

00:56:13.530 --> 00:56:15.809
We don't talk about anything that's topical.

00:56:16.139 --> 00:56:17.820
We don't talk about anything. We don't do anything

00:56:17.820 --> 00:56:21.639
that's racist or sexist or anti -Semitic or homophobic.

00:56:21.679 --> 00:56:24.460
Just be funny and don't and don't offend. And

00:56:24.460 --> 00:56:27.539
I'm proud of the fact that it is everybody. It's

00:56:27.539 --> 00:56:31.340
every voice, young, old, black, white, Jewish,

00:56:31.579 --> 00:56:35.559
Hispanic, Muslim, Asian, gay, you know, disabled,

00:56:35.940 --> 00:56:40.030
everybody. And what I love, I love about. Norman

00:56:40.030 --> 00:56:43.690
Lear, he used comedy to bring us together and

00:56:43.690 --> 00:56:48.010
to introduce us to one another. So you say, in

00:56:48.010 --> 00:56:50.710
other words, you want to, I'll quote MJ, you

00:56:50.710 --> 00:56:55.539
want to sell sneakers to everybody. Yes. This

00:56:55.539 --> 00:56:57.960
is like, we don't need the politics. I don't

00:56:57.960 --> 00:57:01.199
care who you vote for. I don't care. I'm here

00:57:01.199 --> 00:57:03.139
to make people laugh. You're going to vote who

00:57:03.139 --> 00:57:04.760
you're going to. Trust me, you're not going to

00:57:04.760 --> 00:57:07.360
make me laugh, but I do appreciate you leaving

00:57:07.360 --> 00:57:12.039
politics out of it. All right, so there's Byron

00:57:12.039 --> 00:57:15.480
Allen. Cate Blanchett says the Me Too movement

00:57:15.480 --> 00:57:19.260
screwed over women because one in seven women

00:57:19.260 --> 00:57:24.070
get hired. So on a set of seven people, six of

00:57:24.070 --> 00:57:28.530
them are men. Last night was the Academy of Country

00:57:28.530 --> 00:57:33.150
Music Awards, who gives a crap. And 17 years

00:57:33.150 --> 00:57:38.909
ago today, Michael Phelps had a marathon sex

00:57:38.909 --> 00:57:41.269
romp at a Baltimore strip club while smoking

00:57:41.269 --> 00:57:45.909
weed. Had to honor that story. Remember that?

00:57:45.929 --> 00:57:51.320
That was crazy. Let's see here. Let me do this

00:57:51.320 --> 00:57:53.940
right here. I actually got a piss. How long have

00:57:53.940 --> 00:57:58.300
I been talking for? Oh my God, an hour. Well,

00:57:58.360 --> 00:58:00.860
it's 10 minutes of the best of it in here. I

00:58:00.860 --> 00:58:03.360
got to go piss real quick. I also feel like playing

00:58:03.360 --> 00:58:06.480
a banger. Last night I was listening to my old

00:58:06.480 --> 00:58:09.480
internship, Dance Factory Radio, which can be

00:58:09.480 --> 00:58:13.460
found on live365 .com and search up Dance Factory

00:58:13.460 --> 00:58:17.000
Radio 24 -7. It's the replay of what they do

00:58:17.000 --> 00:58:20.349
in Chicago. The best EDM radio, I think. No offense

00:58:20.349 --> 00:58:25.570
to BPM and TSTO's radio on SiriusXM. I like those

00:58:25.570 --> 00:58:28.150
as well and the Chill Channel, but Dance Factory

00:58:28.150 --> 00:58:32.809
is up there. It's one of the first. It's celebrating

00:58:32.809 --> 00:58:35.630
its 20th anniversary. Go to dancefactoryradio

00:58:35.630 --> 00:58:39.130
.com for all the info on their upcoming 20th

00:58:39.130 --> 00:58:42.289
anniversary show. We're going to play Mad to

00:58:42.289 --> 00:58:45.010
Be and Catch What Feels Like Heaven, which is

00:58:45.010 --> 00:58:50.389
an EDM song. We'll be right back. Hang on. I

00:58:50.389 --> 00:58:59.489
gotta piss. It's time for Hoppy in the morning.

00:59:02.989 --> 00:59:05.510
RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be right

00:59:05.510 --> 00:59:08.449
back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever

00:59:08.449 --> 00:59:13.889
we're going outside, all I smell is poop. And

00:59:13.889 --> 00:59:18.969
we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. As

00:59:18.969 --> 00:59:20.989
a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

00:59:20.989 --> 00:59:23.650
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

00:59:23.650 --> 00:59:26.349
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

00:59:26.590 --> 00:59:30.309
so stick around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno.

00:59:30.369 --> 01:03:48.440
Hoppy Hour will be right back. Let's get back

01:03:48.440 --> 01:04:56.900
to it. I got it. Happy hour. Happy hour. Ladies

01:04:56.900 --> 01:05:02.480
and gentlemen, here it is. The most amazing radio

01:05:02.480 --> 01:05:05.340
show on the planet. And the other stations are

01:05:05.340 --> 01:05:27.170
tuned in too. Turn that dial up, don't cower

01:05:27.170 --> 01:05:32.550
Tampa Bay, we on fire We the one they can't hire

01:05:32.550 --> 01:05:37.030
Yeah, I'll be out Welcome to the bay, palm trees,

01:05:37.170 --> 01:05:39.730
court dates Sunshine, gun smoke, same block,

01:05:39.869 --> 01:05:43.389
two -face on the air name names no hush talk

01:05:43.389 --> 01:05:47.929
slick on the mic make the mayor blush from pinellas

01:05:47.929 --> 01:05:50.289
to the bayfront he don't read scripts he just

01:05:50.289 --> 01:05:52.809
say what they want calling if you're mad he gonna

01:05:52.809 --> 01:05:55.289
laugh at your threats only thing you fear weak

01:05:55.289 --> 01:05:59.170
takes weak checks no it's that gangster news

01:05:59.170 --> 01:06:03.409
damn are they talking he refused to play a tape

01:06:03.409 --> 01:06:15.949
or twist a view he just can't I'll be on the

01:06:15.949 --> 01:06:22.329
bridge, drama at the pier Politicians act tough,

01:06:22.389 --> 01:06:24.489
then they shake when he near He don't pick sides,

01:06:24.829 --> 01:06:27.869
he just pick facts If you lied on the pay, he

01:06:27.869 --> 01:06:30.670
gon' spin that back Late night, red light, that's

01:06:30.670 --> 01:06:33.010
the real show Heard your tea on the streets,

01:06:33.150 --> 01:06:35.650
he gon' let it flow Clubs, bars, back seats,

01:06:35.849 --> 01:06:38.289
heard the whispers all that Rhyme put it on blast,

01:06:38.590 --> 01:06:41.190
you ain't ready for that I'll be on the bridge

01:06:44.139 --> 01:06:47.699
He refused to play it safe or twist the view

01:06:47.699 --> 01:06:50.559
He just beat that, beat that, beat that Javi

01:06:50.559 --> 01:06:53.920
hour, Javi hour Blasting through from the pier

01:06:53.920 --> 01:06:57.400
to the hole Bleachers too, if you fake he exposing

01:06:57.400 --> 01:07:07.280
you Cause Javi only Javi hour Javi hour I am

01:07:07.280 --> 01:07:17.920
856 40 -0 -0 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You

01:07:17.920 --> 01:07:20.840
can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always

01:07:20.840 --> 01:07:34.539
email me, RyanHoppyRadio. Join us. Next, Stephen

01:07:34.539 --> 01:07:37.539
Colbert. Just four shows to go for the late night

01:07:37.539 --> 01:07:43.340
host. It cannot happen soon enough. Bye. Now

01:07:43.340 --> 01:07:46.699
we know his plans for three of them. Monday night

01:07:46.699 --> 01:07:49.460
will feature, quote, the worst of the late show

01:07:49.460 --> 01:07:51.900
with Stephen Colbert. It was just show all 11

01:07:51.900 --> 01:07:56.019
years of it. What does that mean? CBS is only

01:07:56.019 --> 01:07:59.159
saying it's not a clip show. So here's hoping

01:07:59.159 --> 01:08:02.400
I'm not invited to be a guest. It's on Monday.

01:08:03.579 --> 01:08:06.969
You're so funny. Tuesday, definitely not the

01:08:06.969 --> 01:08:09.090
worst. Jon Stewart and Steven Spielberg will

01:08:09.090 --> 01:08:11.210
swing by and Colbert will perform with David

01:08:11.210 --> 01:08:15.230
Byrne. I'll be sure not to watch that. He has

01:08:15.230 --> 01:08:22.109
nothing. Adam Driver addressed Lena Dunham's

01:08:22.109 --> 01:08:27.529
bombshell claims about him. Well, kind of. After

01:08:27.529 --> 01:08:31.210
the girl's creator and actress alleged in her

01:08:31.210 --> 01:08:37.270
memoir, Famesick, that Adam had, quote, sometimes

01:08:37.270 --> 01:08:40.529
feral outbursts during their time filming the

01:08:40.529 --> 01:08:43.489
show, he shared his reaction during the Cannes

01:08:43.489 --> 01:08:46.770
press conference for his film, Paper Tiger. I

01:08:46.770 --> 01:08:48.890
have no comment on any of that. I'm saving it.

01:09:02.219 --> 01:09:12.789
Zoe Kravitz is showing up for her man. Someone's

01:09:12.789 --> 01:09:14.890
got to get her on a double cheeseburger, don't.

01:09:14.949 --> 01:09:17.810
On May 16th, the actress steps out to support

01:09:17.810 --> 01:09:20.289
Harry Styles at the opening night of his Together

01:09:20.289 --> 01:09:23.310
Together tour in Amsterdam. And in photos from

01:09:23.310 --> 01:09:26.189
the event, Zoey can be seen all smiles as she

01:09:26.189 --> 01:09:29.289
leans over a balcony watching the singer's electrifying

01:09:29.289 --> 01:09:31.989
performance. I know, she's going to get all turned

01:09:31.989 --> 01:09:38.859
on. Happy Hot Topic! Josh Duhamel is now a dad

01:09:38.859 --> 01:09:42.159
of three. Oh my God, having another kid, dude.

01:09:42.579 --> 01:09:46.079
Man, you do not know how to pull it off. On May

01:09:46.079 --> 01:09:48.880
16th, the Transformers star announces that he

01:09:48.880 --> 01:09:51.399
and his wife, Audra Mari, who shared two -year

01:09:51.399 --> 01:09:53.420
-old son. She just looks like a cloud chaser.

01:09:53.460 --> 01:09:56.460
I don't know what it is. Shepard has welcomed

01:09:56.460 --> 01:09:59.140
their second baby together. As Josh captures

01:09:59.140 --> 01:10:01.880
a series of photos on Instagram, our baby girl

01:10:01.880 --> 01:10:05.859
is here. Wah! Wah! You know, that house smells

01:10:05.859 --> 01:10:12.079
like dirty. Paris Hilton steps out in her darkest

01:10:12.079 --> 01:10:15.619
hair color in years. She's got brunette hair.

01:10:16.300 --> 01:10:19.039
She actually looks hotter. She looks more unique

01:10:19.039 --> 01:10:23.100
looking. I almost said Britney Spears. See, I

01:10:23.100 --> 01:10:25.180
almost said Britney Spears. I'm implying that

01:10:25.180 --> 01:10:28.340
all blondes look alike. No, but when Paris Hilton

01:10:28.340 --> 01:10:34.449
has that brunette hair. Freaking hot. Walking

01:10:34.449 --> 01:10:36.810
the runway at the Gucci Cruise collection fashion

01:10:36.810 --> 01:10:40.569
show. Gucci Louis Prada. Gucci Louis Prada. Remember

01:10:40.569 --> 01:10:43.350
that rough song? On May 16th, the Simple Life

01:10:43.350 --> 01:10:45.890
alum sports a yellow and gold puff sleeve dress

01:10:45.890 --> 01:10:48.970
paired with an oversized fur coat and black boots.

01:10:49.329 --> 01:10:52.850
That's good. Good for her. Paris is living her

01:10:52.850 --> 01:10:59.390
best alive. Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson are

01:10:59.390 --> 01:11:02.390
two proud appearance. yeah i mean it's so weird

01:11:02.390 --> 01:11:05.850
seeing all these oh eight babies graduating makes

01:11:05.850 --> 01:11:09.850
me feel home on may 16th the former couple reunite

01:11:09.850 --> 01:11:12.829
to celebrate their son writer graduating from

01:11:12.829 --> 01:11:15.630
college in the picture posted to kate's instagram

01:11:15.630 --> 01:11:18.409
story the actress can be seen resting her head

01:11:18.409 --> 01:11:21.090
on her son's shoulder good job co -parenting

01:11:21.090 --> 01:11:25.810
and not making it about you Unlike that dirty,

01:11:25.850 --> 01:11:28.130
rotten, moron, Taylor, Frankie, Paul. As they

01:11:28.130 --> 01:11:31.029
pose in front of Radio City Music Hall. I said

01:11:31.029 --> 01:11:33.630
they, their kid graduated. Here's some sad news

01:11:33.630 --> 01:11:38.869
I don't care about. Anderson Cooper is signing

01:11:38.869 --> 01:11:41.729
off on 60 Minutes. The news anchor appeared in

01:11:41.729 --> 01:11:44.789
his final episode after 20 years as a correspondent.

01:11:45.390 --> 01:11:55.500
Bye. See you later. Call her mommy. On May 17th,

01:11:55.500 --> 01:11:57.699
Alex Cooper revealed that she is expecting her

01:11:57.699 --> 01:12:00.100
first child with husband Matt Kaplan. He just

01:12:00.100 --> 01:12:03.260
looks like an absolute twat. In an Instagram

01:12:03.260 --> 01:12:05.899
post, the Call Her Daddy podcast host shared

01:12:05.899 --> 01:12:08.300
two photos displaying her baby bump as she sits

01:12:08.300 --> 01:12:10.520
on the edge of her husband's chair. Oh, yeah.

01:12:11.539 --> 01:12:14.380
That's how she got pregnant. Our family. Cooper

01:12:14.380 --> 01:12:16.760
captioned the post along. So she's having a kid.

01:12:16.859 --> 01:12:26.630
Good for her. New data shows Gen Z isn't killing

01:12:26.630 --> 01:12:29.029
the mall after all. No, the mall's killing the

01:12:29.029 --> 01:12:31.430
mall. I think the mall's got so much damage done

01:12:31.430 --> 01:12:33.989
on it. I think it's going to be hard for it to

01:12:33.989 --> 01:12:36.689
return. Actually spending more time there than

01:12:36.689 --> 01:12:39.510
any other generation. I don't see that really

01:12:39.510 --> 01:12:44.510
working out for them, but what do I know? Eddie

01:12:44.510 --> 01:12:47.770
Murphy's daughter Bella reveals the one very

01:12:47.770 --> 01:12:52.640
strict rule he had for his kids. In a May 16th

01:12:52.640 --> 01:12:55.220
interview with People Magazine, Bella shares

01:12:55.220 --> 01:12:57.880
that her famous dad didn't allow his kids to

01:12:57.880 --> 01:13:01.340
work in Hollywood until they turned 18, explaining,

01:13:01.640 --> 01:13:03.239
Would he let them drive down to block in their

01:13:03.239 --> 01:13:05.659
permit getting hookers? I would always ask my

01:13:05.659 --> 01:13:08.380
dad, can I please be an extra in this movie?

01:13:08.579 --> 01:13:11.680
He'd always say no. That's him protecting them.

01:13:12.460 --> 01:13:15.100
Eddie Murphy. He was funny until about 2000.

01:13:18.720 --> 01:13:21.060
Kyle Richards addresses speculation that the

01:13:21.060 --> 01:13:23.399
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is on pause.

01:13:23.720 --> 01:13:27.520
Who cares? You got him talking about it, so I'm

01:13:27.520 --> 01:13:30.479
contributing to the problem. Longtime cast member

01:13:30.479 --> 01:13:33.140
Kyle dispels speculation that Bravo has put the

01:13:33.140 --> 01:13:35.579
show on ice after it wasn't officially included

01:13:35.579 --> 01:13:38.579
during NBC Universe. On ice? Did they call it

01:13:38.579 --> 01:13:43.289
ice? cracking myself up. Those 2026 upfront presentation

01:13:43.289 --> 01:13:46.890
earlier this month. I'm kind of doing a little

01:13:46.890 --> 01:13:52.229
spin on it. No! I'll be hot topic! Josh Jackson

01:13:52.229 --> 01:13:54.970
is sharing a health update after fans on social

01:13:54.970 --> 01:13:57.170
media raised concerns about the appearance of

01:13:57.170 --> 01:14:00.170
her neck. The singer revealed in a May 16th video

01:14:00.170 --> 01:14:02.630
that she decided to get an ultrasound of her

01:14:02.630 --> 01:14:06.890
throat. Oh yeah! captioned the post per people

01:14:06.890 --> 01:14:09.470
quote getting an ultrasound to check out my limbs

01:14:09.470 --> 01:14:12.050
since y 'all pointed out how weird my neck looked

01:14:12.050 --> 01:14:14.890
on my last post that's good glad you're taking

01:14:14.890 --> 01:14:19.550
care of your health what do we got here uh malin

01:14:19.550 --> 01:14:26.409
ward who uh was being referred to as a porn star

01:14:26.409 --> 01:14:29.250
in 2019 and i made a post on instagram stories

01:14:29.250 --> 01:14:30.989
saying that she was mad that she wasn't being

01:14:30.989 --> 01:14:33.029
referred to as a former sitcom actor she blocked

01:14:33.029 --> 01:14:37.000
me So she's really thin -skinned about, you know,

01:14:37.020 --> 01:14:39.460
having sex on camera. She said that Bonnie Blue

01:14:39.460 --> 01:14:45.340
is a black guy to the porn biz. Mm -hmm. I don't.

01:14:45.340 --> 01:14:50.600
I don't. She's very self -conscious about doing

01:14:50.600 --> 01:14:53.100
pornography. She's hot, though. I can't deny

01:14:53.100 --> 01:14:56.600
it. Here she is. Do you think like content creators

01:14:56.600 --> 01:14:59.100
in the space, like the Bonnie Blues? Yes. Oh,

01:14:59.119 --> 01:15:02.600
she's definitely with. Yeah. A thousand. Yeah.

01:15:02.600 --> 01:15:07.520
You know what's going on with women? Women claim

01:15:07.520 --> 01:15:09.840
that men are trying to bring them down. Oh, they're

01:15:09.840 --> 01:15:11.939
always playing the victim. But you know what's

01:15:11.939 --> 01:15:15.859
really going on? I'm going to tell you what's

01:15:15.859 --> 01:15:18.920
really going on. The women. I'm bringing down

01:15:18.920 --> 01:15:20.979
the women. The men and I, I'm getting pregnant.

01:15:21.119 --> 01:15:24.079
That hurts too. Yeah. She's definitely detrimental.

01:15:24.939 --> 01:15:27.859
I mean, it's the business of you having sex so

01:15:27.859 --> 01:15:30.760
that lonely men can get their rocks off. Mm -hmm.

01:15:31.300 --> 01:15:34.739
It ain't that deep. Besides when it's deep. Gusting

01:15:34.739 --> 01:15:36.479
for our industry. I know a lot of people in the

01:15:36.479 --> 01:15:39.140
industry do not like her. I don't like you. You're

01:15:39.140 --> 01:15:42.220
annoying. Mm -hmm. And you're doing the profound

01:15:42.220 --> 01:15:45.960
thing of not wearing makeup on the TMZ podcast.

01:15:49.420 --> 01:15:53.939
You're so brave. She is just going after it for

01:15:53.939 --> 01:15:57.539
shock value. It's working. You're talking about

01:15:57.539 --> 01:16:00.399
her. When's the last time you made the news for

01:16:00.399 --> 01:16:03.880
your porn? It got boring. And we are, yeah, I

01:16:03.880 --> 01:16:05.760
don't have any real respect for Bonnie Blue.

01:16:06.279 --> 01:16:10.119
That's good. Man, women go, men are so discriminatory

01:16:10.119 --> 01:16:12.100
against us. No, you're discriminatory against

01:16:12.100 --> 01:16:15.460
your own kind. There you go. Moron. To fake a

01:16:15.460 --> 01:16:17.760
pregnancy like that, I mean, that is just over.

01:16:18.000 --> 01:16:19.939
She did have sex with a thousand guys, so I am

01:16:19.939 --> 01:16:21.699
kind of wondering. She might be on birth control.

01:16:25.039 --> 01:16:28.859
Abortion. I'm wondering how she did it. I don't

01:16:28.859 --> 01:16:31.119
even know how, listen. How did she physically

01:16:31.119 --> 01:16:34.460
do it? Malin's like, I actually just take it

01:16:34.460 --> 01:16:36.359
on three guys at once. We were trying to, actually

01:16:36.359 --> 01:16:39.100
a couple of us porn girls, we were at AVN and

01:16:39.100 --> 01:16:40.659
she was there and we were trying to think and

01:16:40.659 --> 01:16:42.960
right after she did the big, like, whatever,

01:16:43.079 --> 01:16:45.479
thousand people or whatever. And we were trying

01:16:45.479 --> 01:16:47.399
to figure out literally how many seconds it went

01:16:47.399 --> 01:16:50.979
in each. I was going to say, she was just not

01:16:50.979 --> 01:16:54.220
fun. You don't hang out with Malin Ward because

01:16:54.220 --> 01:17:08.479
she's classy. Mm -hmm. We've got about 115 days

01:17:08.479 --> 01:17:13.840
until the NFL returns. And Dick Prescott and

01:17:13.840 --> 01:17:16.600
the ex -bridesmaid at the wedding that never

01:17:16.600 --> 01:17:19.659
happened, Kaylin Rance, were seen together. So

01:17:19.659 --> 01:17:23.699
we'll get to that. Le 'Veon Bell wants to fight

01:17:23.699 --> 01:17:27.140
Jake Paul, so that's scary for Jake Paul. What

01:17:27.140 --> 01:17:30.140
else do I have here? We'll play this clip in

01:17:30.140 --> 01:17:34.609
a second. It's Peyton Manning's daughter. Interviewing

01:17:34.609 --> 01:17:38.869
Payton about all the Gen Z terms. And he actually

01:17:38.869 --> 01:17:43.310
doesn't come off that dorky. This Justin Payton

01:17:43.310 --> 01:17:46.630
Manning is one of the guns. He ain't no dummy.

01:17:48.829 --> 01:17:55.149
You can always call the show. 856 -4900. But

01:17:55.149 --> 01:18:15.949
first, let's let the music play out. This morning,

01:18:16.090 --> 01:18:20.229
a legal fight playing out in the NFL. I feel

01:18:20.229 --> 01:18:23.550
like the NFL is always having legal fights. Florida's

01:18:23.550 --> 01:18:25.729
attorney general has issued an investigative

01:18:25.729 --> 01:18:28.750
subpoena to the league, claiming its diversity

01:18:28.750 --> 01:18:35.729
hiring practices violate state law. Yeah, I think

01:18:35.729 --> 01:18:37.529
you should just be hired for the best candidate.

01:18:41.350 --> 01:18:44.130
And if I don't outgrow my tuxedo before then,

01:18:44.210 --> 01:18:47.010
I'm going. Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy

01:18:47.010 --> 01:18:50.550
Reid teases if he's attending Travis Kelsey and

01:18:50.550 --> 01:18:54.329
Taylor Swift's wedding. You would have to be

01:18:54.329 --> 01:18:57.710
there, man. During a May 14th appearance on Kansas

01:18:57.710 --> 01:19:01.890
City Sports Radio 96 .5 The Fan, Andy answers

01:19:01.890 --> 01:19:04.670
whether he'll be attending the upcoming nuptials

01:19:04.670 --> 01:19:07.670
of Does he answer it? the couple who got engaged

01:19:07.670 --> 01:19:11.430
last August. And the coach definitely has a response,

01:19:11.550 --> 01:19:15.189
joking. And if I don't outgrow my tuxedo before

01:19:15.189 --> 01:19:20.180
then, I'm going. He makes it clear he's genuinely

01:19:20.180 --> 01:19:22.720
happy for the couple, adding, Doesn't matter

01:19:22.720 --> 01:19:24.920
how big the show is around them, they're in love,

01:19:25.000 --> 01:19:27.619
and that's the most important thing. That's good.

01:19:28.859 --> 01:19:31.180
Remember when your nipple baby son got away with

01:19:31.180 --> 01:19:33.439
vehicular manslaughter? Mm -hmm. Well, basically,

01:19:33.479 --> 01:19:34.920
the girl was traumatized for life, but not quite

01:19:34.920 --> 01:19:37.699
manslaughter, but you know what I mean? Ah, here's

01:19:37.699 --> 01:19:41.039
Kelly Stafford saying her kids got bullied in

01:19:41.039 --> 01:19:44.199
school. Mm -hmm. When there was speculation of

01:19:44.199 --> 01:19:47.529
Matthew getting traded this past year, And then

01:19:47.529 --> 01:19:50.829
it was a headline that his wife was the problem.

01:19:50.930 --> 01:19:53.609
And that's part of the reason. You are a walking

01:19:53.609 --> 01:19:57.770
problem. You know, I'm brown. Yeah. And listen,

01:19:57.989 --> 01:20:00.010
media is media. They're going to dig and do whatever

01:20:00.010 --> 01:20:01.670
they need to. Yeah. You know, when you tell him

01:20:01.670 --> 01:20:04.069
a bang in his back, I'm quite a few years ago.

01:20:04.090 --> 01:20:05.810
You weren't really helping out your credibility.

01:20:05.930 --> 01:20:09.329
You know, were you to make a story? But yeah,

01:20:09.630 --> 01:20:12.210
well, you're just a moron. Of course, we're going

01:20:12.210 --> 01:20:15.439
to make a story on kids at school. We're like

01:20:15.439 --> 01:20:17.600
picking on them being like, well, you're going

01:20:17.600 --> 01:20:19.159
to have to move because your mom doesn't shut

01:20:19.159 --> 01:20:23.500
her like. The fact that she's addressing it,

01:20:23.520 --> 01:20:26.340
she knows it's the truth. Or your mom is an issue.

01:20:26.520 --> 01:20:30.159
You are. When a second grader knows that the

01:20:30.159 --> 01:20:33.439
problem. Like she's too loud and whatever. You

01:20:33.439 --> 01:20:35.680
are. So my girls came home and they're like,

01:20:35.680 --> 01:20:38.420
mommy, are we having to move because because

01:20:38.420 --> 01:20:46.579
of you? Yeah. You're a psychic. Austin Eckler

01:20:46.579 --> 01:20:50.619
talked about how he had a snake sneak up on him

01:20:50.619 --> 01:20:53.220
while he was in the toilet. So just had one of

01:20:53.220 --> 01:20:56.539
the craziest experiences going to the bathroom

01:20:56.539 --> 01:21:00.560
I have ever had in my entire life. Me too. Hear

01:21:00.560 --> 01:21:02.460
me out first. So I'm sitting there going to the

01:21:02.460 --> 01:21:04.039
bathroom and then all of a sudden something like

01:21:04.039 --> 01:21:06.739
catches the corner of my eye and in my bathroom

01:21:06.739 --> 01:21:16.399
is Is this slithering by my foot? What in the

01:21:16.399 --> 01:21:23.020
hell? Are you kidding me? What? So dealing with

01:21:23.020 --> 01:21:25.939
a snake in the bathroom. A snake in my bed. When?

01:21:26.140 --> 01:21:29.659
When does that ever happen? Heavens, yeah. I

01:21:29.659 --> 01:21:32.239
cannot believe he's a free agent. I don't know

01:21:32.239 --> 01:21:34.859
a lot about football. I know enough. But it seems

01:21:34.859 --> 01:21:40.130
like he's a good player. Tom Brady. did a graduation.

01:21:40.409 --> 01:21:43.250
He didn't graduate, but this weekend he spoke

01:21:43.250 --> 01:21:45.090
at a graduation. It feels like this past two

01:21:45.090 --> 01:21:46.750
weeks has been all the celebrities doing their

01:21:46.750 --> 01:21:49.489
graduation speeches, and here he is roasting

01:21:49.489 --> 01:21:51.310
Belichick. The one thing I've learned through

01:21:51.310 --> 01:21:53.989
sports is the only time you're sure to lose is

01:21:53.989 --> 01:21:58.050
when you quit. In life and work, you guys are

01:21:58.050 --> 01:22:01.090
going to get knocked down a lot. How are you

01:22:01.090 --> 01:22:03.050
going to navigate those moments? Are you going

01:22:03.050 --> 01:22:05.430
to push through the self -doubt? I want you to

01:22:05.430 --> 01:22:08.010
challenge yourself with ideas that are uncomfortable.

01:22:08.250 --> 01:22:10.350
He's gotten better at talking since becoming

01:22:10.350 --> 01:22:12.930
an announcer. I will say that. And people who

01:22:12.930 --> 01:22:16.750
push you to be your very best. Even if one of

01:22:16.750 --> 01:22:19.609
those people is a cranky old coach who cuts the

01:22:19.609 --> 01:22:21.430
sleeves off his sweatshirt and screams at you

01:22:21.430 --> 01:22:25.710
all day. There you go. Hilarious. Comedic timing

01:22:25.710 --> 01:22:27.409
is great. He's thinking he's at the roast again.

01:22:30.580 --> 01:22:32.680
Washington Commanders quarterback's mom, Jaden

01:22:32.680 --> 01:22:34.699
Daniels, says she tries to protect her son from

01:22:34.699 --> 01:22:37.359
women. You know, you were very honest about protecting

01:22:37.359 --> 01:22:39.680
him. You said predators. Also protecting him

01:22:39.680 --> 01:22:42.460
from women who can be predators. They are predators.

01:22:43.399 --> 01:22:45.680
Especially when they're into him for his money.

01:22:46.239 --> 01:22:48.979
And we've seen that all through sports. We see

01:22:48.979 --> 01:22:51.899
it after their careers. We see it in business.

01:22:53.090 --> 01:22:55.850
Being the good woman you are, also raising a

01:22:55.850 --> 01:22:58.810
daughter, why have you been so diligent about

01:22:58.810 --> 01:23:02.069
protecting Jaden from the wrong woman? Why would

01:23:02.069 --> 01:23:04.369
you not? It's her son. What a dumb question.

01:23:05.789 --> 01:23:08.369
So, first and foremost, and I have a meme out

01:23:08.369 --> 01:23:11.350
there, and it's funny. I can only laugh about

01:23:11.350 --> 01:23:16.369
it. But the whole girl's comment was made, first

01:23:16.369 --> 01:23:19.729
of all, two years when he was at LSU. And it

01:23:19.729 --> 01:23:22.770
was a question asked, like, what is your biggest

01:23:22.770 --> 01:23:25.050
fear? And that should be every parent's biggest

01:23:25.050 --> 01:23:29.489
fear. Cloud chasing women. And believe me, I

01:23:29.489 --> 01:23:32.489
dealt with it. That should be, if you're a star

01:23:32.489 --> 01:23:34.970
athlete and you're a female in WNBA, that should

01:23:34.970 --> 01:23:37.550
be your biggest fear. There you go. There's his

01:23:37.550 --> 01:23:43.789
mom. Looking out for him. What do we have here?

01:23:44.909 --> 01:23:48.960
Unhappy hour with Ryan Hoppy. Here's Dak Prescott's

01:23:48.960 --> 01:23:55.479
ex -pal. Wait. This is a very weirdly written

01:23:55.479 --> 01:24:00.380
headline. Dak Prescott's ex's pal pumps the brake

01:24:00.380 --> 01:24:02.199
on romance rumors. There we go. I think that

01:24:02.199 --> 01:24:04.439
this is the opportunity to make sure that everyone

01:24:04.439 --> 01:24:07.359
knows that I am single. That doesn't mean you

01:24:07.359 --> 01:24:12.079
didn't get banged up, I think. Oh, look at you.

01:24:12.560 --> 01:24:21.539
You're on. Here's Sam Darnold saying sorry to

01:24:21.539 --> 01:24:24.619
the Jets. That's all you can ask for as a player

01:24:24.619 --> 01:24:27.939
is to feel supported, especially by the team

01:24:27.939 --> 01:24:31.840
that drafted me. I always look at myself and

01:24:31.840 --> 01:24:34.180
feel like I could have done a lot more. Nah,

01:24:34.199 --> 01:24:38.920
you tried, dude. You tried so hard and got so

01:24:38.920 --> 01:24:42.720
far. The fact that they're able to support me

01:24:42.720 --> 01:24:46.789
even through that means a lot. And then here's

01:24:46.789 --> 01:24:48.729
Peyton Manning's daughter asking him about Gen

01:24:48.729 --> 01:24:55.569
Z terms. Mm -hmm. We're in the frickin' video,

01:24:55.649 --> 01:25:02.670
y 'all. 856 -49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773.

01:25:02.989 --> 01:25:09.109
The frickin' video's going, Peyton Manning, daughter,

01:25:09.329 --> 01:25:15.659
Gen Z. I mean, his daughter's adorable, but where's

01:25:15.659 --> 01:25:19.479
the video? What the fuck? Let me see if I can

01:25:19.479 --> 01:25:23.100
find it on Twitter. You can tweet at me, at Ryan

01:25:23.100 --> 01:25:25.340
Hoppy Radio. I hate when these Reddit topics

01:25:25.340 --> 01:25:27.159
go on. How the fuck would I delete that? All

01:25:27.159 --> 01:25:30.420
right, here it is. Riz means that you have a

01:25:30.420 --> 01:25:34.319
little style. Let me realize. Dad, what is Riz?

01:25:34.739 --> 01:25:39.359
Riz means that you have a little style. Is that

01:25:39.359 --> 01:25:45.819
right? I bet. I bet. Is I the first part? How

01:25:45.819 --> 01:25:49.880
do you spell I? I means all right. And that means

01:25:49.880 --> 01:25:53.899
yes. How about aura? This is all from experience

01:25:53.899 --> 01:25:56.399
because I have two kids that say these words

01:25:56.399 --> 01:25:58.979
a lot. Aura means, what was the first word we

01:25:58.979 --> 01:26:02.680
talked about? Wrist? Yeah. Someone in the same

01:26:02.680 --> 01:26:05.939
realm. I love hearing him break it down. You

01:26:05.939 --> 01:26:08.739
kind of got it. It's kind of with you. How about

01:26:08.739 --> 01:26:12.600
sus? Oh, sus. That means you're kind of suspect.

01:26:12.760 --> 01:26:25.899
Like, hmm. He's promoting his daughter. Good

01:26:25.899 --> 01:26:32.760
job. So there you go. It was adorable. It could

01:26:32.760 --> 01:26:34.640
have been the other video was longer, but whatever.

01:26:34.800 --> 01:26:36.300
At least I was able to find something in them.

01:26:37.600 --> 01:26:39.619
Never mind. I don't even know why I'm talking.

01:26:39.800 --> 01:26:44.739
Why am I here? Happy Hot Topic! Hailee Steinfeld

01:26:44.739 --> 01:26:47.520
shared how she is nourishing her body after welcoming

01:26:47.520 --> 01:26:51.229
her first baby. Mm -hmm. I wonder if they'll

01:26:51.229 --> 01:26:53.869
make another one. In this week's newsletter for

01:26:53.869 --> 01:26:57.109
her Substack Bo Society, the actress shared some

01:26:57.109 --> 01:27:00.010
of the things she's been prioritizing since giving

01:27:00.010 --> 01:27:03.149
birth back in April. She revealed her quote amazing

01:27:03.149 --> 01:27:06.569
doula has taught her a lot about postpartum nutrition.

01:27:06.770 --> 01:27:10.069
In general, she advised me to stick to warm foods

01:27:10.069 --> 01:27:13.189
during my postpartum recovery to help digestion

01:27:13.189 --> 01:27:17.250
and boost. And pooping. Also, there's this right

01:27:17.250 --> 01:27:24.260
here. Tom Brady is swapping touchdowns for turns.

01:27:24.439 --> 01:27:27.939
On May 16, Tom makes his official catwalk debut

01:27:27.939 --> 01:27:32.000
during Gucci's Cruise 2027 fashion show in New

01:27:32.000 --> 01:27:35.140
York City's Times Square. The retired NFL star

01:27:35.140 --> 01:27:37.960
hits the runway in a head -to -toe black leather

01:27:37.960 --> 01:27:40.899
look. I wonder if he plowed Alex Earl after that.

01:27:41.680 --> 01:28:00.090
Who has it? You know what I mean? RyanHoppyRadio

01:28:00.090 --> 01:28:02.689
.com Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably

01:28:02.689 --> 01:28:05.989
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

01:28:06.289 --> 01:28:11.930
all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.

01:28:13.270 --> 01:28:16.609
The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't

01:28:16.609 --> 01:28:18.909
feel like listening to this next song, you can

01:28:18.909 --> 01:28:21.689
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

01:28:21.689 --> 01:28:24.050
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

01:28:24.369 --> 01:28:29.020
Uh, yeah, let me press this button. Hoppy Hour

01:28:29.020 --> 01:28:33.399
will be right back. Since we are going to talk

01:28:33.399 --> 01:28:35.319
about Hoppy's Hoops in a minute, let's play this

01:28:35.319 --> 01:28:39.640
song from 2006 by Stretch One, who was a D1 basketball

01:28:39.640 --> 01:28:41.880
player. It was with Real Players while we were

01:28:41.880 --> 01:29:08.079
at that. Hang on. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

01:29:27.439 --> 01:29:29.829
Crosstown rivalry. Ain't nothing worse when a

01:29:29.829 --> 01:29:32.069
player puts the I in team. Lots of players got

01:29:32.069 --> 01:29:34.350
aspirations to go to the league. Looking for

01:29:34.350 --> 01:29:36.430
players that know how to play for a team. Know

01:29:36.430 --> 01:29:38.989
how to step up. Take the team by the ring. Some

01:29:38.989 --> 01:29:40.930
players got it all wrong. They ball hard. They

01:29:40.930 --> 01:29:43.310
don't dish. Some players are all offense. Refuse

01:29:43.310 --> 01:29:45.470
to play deep. Gotta have a good support cast

01:29:45.470 --> 01:29:47.770
to play like a team. Stay together like a family.

01:29:47.810 --> 01:29:50.010
Tell the truth when it hurts. Even when you ain't

01:29:50.010 --> 01:29:52.329
trying to hear it. Like you keep on partying

01:29:52.329 --> 01:29:54.449
like that, man. Tomorrow you gonna feel it. We

01:29:54.449 --> 01:29:56.310
on this winning streak, man. I ain't trying to

01:29:56.310 --> 01:29:58.770
kill it. And coach kept throwing up. We all gonna

01:29:58.770 --> 01:30:00.390
feel it. What are you, selfish or something?

01:30:00.470 --> 01:30:02.949
We ain't came here for nothing. Preseason workouts,

01:30:03.170 --> 01:30:05.130
how fast my heart was pumping. Get up in the

01:30:05.130 --> 01:30:07.390
morning, how bad my body's hurting. And still

01:30:07.390 --> 01:30:09.470
go to class, and still continue learning. When

01:30:09.470 --> 01:30:11.390
it comes to basketball, I turn my cell phone

01:30:11.390 --> 01:30:14.050
off. Go to bed by 11, get dressed for the mall.

01:30:14.329 --> 01:30:16.609
All it takes is a second, and then you lost.

01:30:16.770 --> 01:30:18.750
That's how bad I want to go to the tournament,

01:30:18.890 --> 01:30:21.270
y 'all. That's how bad I want to go to the tournament,

01:30:21.350 --> 01:30:23.920
y 'all. I'm made to play the game and born with

01:30:23.920 --> 01:30:25.979
a heart Some players can practice forever and

01:30:25.979 --> 01:30:28.399
still never start Some players are great at practice

01:30:28.399 --> 01:30:31.079
But when the lights come on When you hit the

01:30:31.079 --> 01:30:33.220
shot, when it come When there's a loose ball,

01:30:33.380 --> 01:30:35.939
when you go all out Tough enough to get the rebound,

01:30:36.180 --> 01:30:38.060
block your man out Don't hesitate to take the

01:30:38.060 --> 01:30:39.899
call Cause you know it's gon' hurt You'll be

01:30:39.899 --> 01:30:42.039
better win the game Cause losing hurts worse

01:30:46.520 --> 01:30:49.340
Now does the media make you, or you on a deeper

01:30:49.340 --> 01:30:51.500
mission? Some players can't play when they get

01:30:51.500 --> 01:30:53.840
no attention Some players start slacking on a

01:30:53.840 --> 01:30:56.260
full bandwagon Is that what it takes a whole

01:30:56.260 --> 01:30:58.720
war to start doubting? Say what you want, but

01:30:58.720 --> 01:31:00.859
we ain't getting caught Take respect by force

01:31:00.859 --> 01:31:03.739
when you on a home court If you got fear, be

01:31:03.739 --> 01:31:06.399
a man, suck it up Pissing in your pants, be a

01:31:06.399 --> 01:31:08.619
coward, then bounce We ain't got time to lose,

01:31:08.699 --> 01:31:11.659
plus every point counts All in together, be down

01:31:29.380 --> 01:31:31.840
We need a three -point play that's gonna bring

01:31:31.840 --> 01:31:34.199
down a house. Iced water in your veins or your

01:31:34.199 --> 01:31:36.720
free throws clutch. Don't be scared. If it goes

01:31:36.720 --> 01:31:39.720
in, you win. But if you miss, the whole crowd's

01:31:39.720 --> 01:31:42.039
gonna hiss. When the lose a moment that you never

01:31:42.039 --> 01:31:44.220
forget when it comes to basketball i'll turn

01:31:44.220 --> 01:31:47.220
my cell phone off get to bed by 11 get rest for

01:31:47.220 --> 01:31:49.840
tomorrow all it takes is a second and then you

01:31:49.840 --> 01:31:52.260
lost that's how bad i want to go to the tournament

01:31:52.260 --> 01:31:54.899
y 'all all it takes is a second and then you

01:31:54.899 --> 01:31:57.300
lost that's how bad i want to go to the tournament

01:31:57.300 --> 01:31:59.479
y 'all some players are made to play the game

01:31:59.479 --> 01:32:01.439
and born with a heart some players can practice

01:32:01.439 --> 01:32:03.640
forever and still never start some players are

01:32:03.640 --> 01:32:06.020
great at practice but when the lights come on

01:32:06.020 --> 01:32:39.699
and you hit the shot when it Now something completely

01:32:39.699 --> 01:33:00.750
different. Door is closing. And now for something

01:33:00.750 --> 01:33:40.390
completely different. It's happy hour. The other

01:33:40.390 --> 01:34:07.890
stations are tuned in too. He is the misfit of

01:34:07.890 --> 01:34:10.670
radio and he is fine with that. Welcome back

01:34:10.670 --> 01:34:18.579
to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Ryan Hoppy on

01:34:18.579 --> 01:34:21.460
the mic, breaking down the scenes NBA drama,

01:34:21.800 --> 01:34:24.640
living out the dreams Fans wives wildin' stories

01:34:24.640 --> 01:34:27.399
bout the queens Dropping dollars bombs all in

01:34:27.399 --> 01:34:41.199
on the schemes MJ to Kobe, legends in the game.

01:34:41.420 --> 01:34:44.779
Shaq's big presence, true hall of fame. Hoppy's

01:34:44.779 --> 01:34:47.699
skills at T ain't playing tame. Behind the curtain,

01:34:47.880 --> 01:34:50.680
nothing left the same. Hoppy's moves, man, he

01:34:50.680 --> 01:34:53.500
knows it all. From sandals to the court, rise

01:34:53.500 --> 01:34:57.880
and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a fall. Hoppy,

01:34:57.880 --> 01:35:01.619
I will get that shot. Crazy exes, wild. I know

01:35:01.619 --> 01:35:03.399
about crazy exes. They say the same about me.

01:35:03.689 --> 01:35:06.289
Ain't nothing fabulous. Ryan breaks it down,

01:35:06.310 --> 01:35:08.729
gets unanimous. Dizzy's a coward and a douche.

01:35:08.850 --> 01:35:11.829
Never anomalous. Y 'all know the score, but he

01:35:11.829 --> 01:35:15.649
dies deeper. Go ahead to Jim Calter. You got

01:35:15.649 --> 01:35:48.590
the money, boy. I just... I just... What is it?

01:35:54.510 --> 01:36:01.359
I thought I saw it. What is it? Got the shock

01:36:01.359 --> 01:36:06.000
and all. No! Happy Hot Topic! Here's Charles

01:36:06.000 --> 01:36:09.359
Bradley talking about gay players after Jason

01:36:09.359 --> 01:36:11.800
Collins died. Two really good basketball players.

01:36:11.819 --> 01:36:14.100
One really good basketball player. His brother

01:36:14.100 --> 01:36:16.699
is now, you know, he was just an unbelievable,

01:36:16.720 --> 01:36:19.399
like the guy said, soul and understanding what

01:36:19.399 --> 01:36:21.899
that moment was. And you say 13 years ago, I

01:36:21.899 --> 01:36:23.539
say, well, what's the big deal if somebody said

01:36:23.539 --> 01:36:25.600
that they're, you know, openly gay? What's the

01:36:25.600 --> 01:36:27.579
big deal? Well, 13 years ago was a big deal.

01:36:27.659 --> 01:36:30.750
Mm -hmm. And the reason why it doesn't feel as

01:36:30.750 --> 01:36:34.310
big now at times is because of people like him.

01:36:34.569 --> 01:36:37.829
And so, you know, kudos to him. Yeah, but Kenny,

01:36:37.949 --> 01:36:43.149
in fairness now, if another guy did it, it would

01:36:43.149 --> 01:36:46.109
still be a big deal because we live in a homophobic

01:36:46.109 --> 01:36:50.090
society. We really do. And that's unfortunate.

01:36:51.529 --> 01:36:53.649
That's why, first of all, anybody who thinks

01:36:53.649 --> 01:36:55.770
we ain't got a bunch of gay players in all sports,

01:36:55.949 --> 01:37:00.829
they're just stupid. But there is such animosity

01:37:00.829 --> 01:37:03.750
toward the gay community. And that's what's really

01:37:03.750 --> 01:37:06.689
unfortunate. But anybody think him and I know

01:37:06.689 --> 01:37:08.909
a couple other soccer players that came out.

01:37:08.949 --> 01:37:10.710
Do you think there are not more gay players in

01:37:10.710 --> 01:37:13.489
the NFL, Major League Baseball? Especially in

01:37:13.489 --> 01:37:16.729
the NFL. I mean, even the formation of the center

01:37:16.729 --> 01:37:18.409
passing the ball to the quarterback looks like

01:37:18.409 --> 01:37:21.050
gay sex. Oh, and the NBA, you're just stupid.

01:37:21.810 --> 01:37:25.289
So there's that. Oh, man, this has been the worst

01:37:25.289 --> 01:37:29.470
NBA playoffs. It's been horrible. There's been

01:37:29.470 --> 01:37:31.750
almost no games because all the games ended after

01:37:31.750 --> 01:37:35.550
like four games. The Lakers, the Knicks, you

01:37:35.550 --> 01:37:38.689
know. Even last night, game seven, where the

01:37:38.689 --> 01:37:41.210
hell are the Pistons? You know, I was rooting

01:37:41.210 --> 01:37:45.149
for the Cavs. I don't, I get me, Iran. Here is

01:37:45.149 --> 01:37:49.109
Paul Pierce. What is he talking about? Paul Pierce

01:37:49.109 --> 01:37:51.489
says he thinks LeBron should retire. Hey, you

01:37:51.489 --> 01:37:53.649
think he should retire? Yeah, I think he should,

01:37:53.750 --> 01:37:56.779
man. Just like. He's not going to. You think

01:37:56.779 --> 01:37:59.960
someone as humble, sarcasm, as LeBron would just

01:37:59.960 --> 01:38:04.079
retire? Mm -hmm. And not have a goodbye party?

01:38:04.680 --> 01:38:09.739
What a simple fact that. At the age that he still

01:38:09.739 --> 01:38:12.579
receives the criticism that he still does. Are

01:38:12.579 --> 01:38:14.579
you going to get criticism? I don't know. Not

01:38:14.579 --> 01:38:16.619
the greats wasn't getting this criticism late.

01:38:16.739 --> 01:38:19.279
Nobody was. I think people were criticizing Jordan

01:38:19.279 --> 01:38:21.220
on the Wizards. I think people were criticizing

01:38:21.220 --> 01:38:25.100
Kobe in the end. Criticizing Kobe when he wasn't

01:38:25.100 --> 01:38:26.760
going to the playoffs in his last year. They

01:38:26.760 --> 01:38:29.720
were just enjoying his moments. Paul Pierce is

01:38:29.720 --> 01:38:32.880
incorrect. Paul Pierce is mad that he didn't

01:38:32.880 --> 01:38:35.380
get a goodbye party. Let me see if I can find

01:38:35.380 --> 01:38:38.539
that Draymond Green clip. When Draymond said

01:38:38.539 --> 01:38:39.960
you're not getting a goodbye party, where is

01:38:39.960 --> 01:38:44.239
it? Draymond Paul Pierce. Let me see if I can

01:38:44.239 --> 01:38:57.289
find it. Here it is. Chasing that farewell tour.

01:38:57.369 --> 01:38:59.229
They don't love you like that. This is Pierce's

01:38:59.229 --> 01:39:01.949
last year on the Clippers 10 years ago. Chasing

01:39:01.949 --> 01:39:03.829
that farewell tour. They don't love you like

01:39:03.829 --> 01:39:09.909
that. Speaking of the Warriors, here's Kerr talking

01:39:09.909 --> 01:39:13.430
about how this is what his wife said about him

01:39:13.430 --> 01:39:16.850
rejoining the Warriors. Something she said, you

01:39:16.850 --> 01:39:19.869
know, you might coach again someday, but you'll

01:39:19.869 --> 01:39:22.029
never coach the Warriors again. And that was

01:39:22.029 --> 01:39:25.539
really meaningful to me because I love. Cry about

01:39:25.539 --> 01:39:27.520
Trump. You usually do that. This team, I love

01:39:27.520 --> 01:39:33.199
our players. And that struck me. You know, I

01:39:33.199 --> 01:39:36.180
got my car decked out. My seat covers are Warriors.

01:39:36.399 --> 01:39:39.500
My floor mats are Warriors. And my steering wheel

01:39:39.500 --> 01:39:42.720
is Warriors. You know, I couldn't imagine walking

01:39:42.720 --> 01:39:46.579
away. Yeah, that's the thing with the older generation.

01:39:46.739 --> 01:39:49.260
They do not want to humbly go away like those

01:39:49.260 --> 01:39:52.680
politicians. What do we got here? Tristan Thompson.

01:39:54.150 --> 01:39:56.369
Reveals how he got into crypto. Okay, so this

01:39:56.369 --> 01:39:57.710
all actually happened. And I remember I told

01:39:57.710 --> 01:39:59.829
Z this. There was a buddy of mine at the time.

01:39:59.989 --> 01:40:02.250
He bought like some meme called like Book of

01:40:02.250 --> 01:40:05.390
Meme. He put like $1 ,000 in it. I've never really

01:40:05.390 --> 01:40:07.829
heard Tristan Thompson talk. That voice does

01:40:07.829 --> 01:40:13.430
not match that face. Yeah, ran it up to 50K.

01:40:13.770 --> 01:40:15.529
And then I remember he calling me not sleeping,

01:40:15.649 --> 01:40:18.310
bags under his eyes. Why did he buy that? So

01:40:18.310 --> 01:40:21.560
I guess a friend of mine. I have that saying

01:40:21.560 --> 01:40:23.279
that I got from Mancow's Morning Madhouse. If

01:40:23.279 --> 01:40:27.479
I'm bored, you're bored. That was boring. Here's

01:40:27.479 --> 01:40:32.960
Dwayne Wade glazing over LeBron. As all the cool

01:40:32.960 --> 01:40:36.500
kids say, glazing. Here he is saying that it's

01:40:36.500 --> 01:40:38.619
difficult for LeBron to retire because he's playing

01:40:38.619 --> 01:40:40.920
at an elite level. I'm just here to appreciate

01:40:40.920 --> 01:40:43.359
what I'm witnessing and what we all are witnessing.

01:40:43.640 --> 01:40:45.460
Why? Him getting swept into playoffs? But hey,

01:40:45.560 --> 01:40:48.380
at least he got a triple -double. Mm -hmm. Because

01:40:48.380 --> 01:40:51.119
we've never seen this before, man. So, you know,

01:40:51.119 --> 01:40:53.380
it has... What? We've never seen a guy stay too

01:40:53.380 --> 01:40:56.939
long at the party and be incredibly on? Now,

01:40:56.939 --> 01:40:59.399
granted, he's top three players of all time.

01:40:59.520 --> 01:41:02.380
He's not better than Jordan, but he's top three

01:41:02.380 --> 01:41:05.819
all time. Some might say top five, top ten haters.

01:41:06.359 --> 01:41:09.420
Or... Haters will say he's only top 10, but he's

01:41:09.420 --> 01:41:14.020
one of the greatest. But he has stayed way too

01:41:14.020 --> 01:41:17.039
long at the party. It has to suck a little bit

01:41:17.039 --> 01:41:18.560
to get to this point in your career and still

01:41:18.560 --> 01:41:20.720
be really good. Yeah, there you go. It's Dwayne

01:41:20.720 --> 01:41:25.220
Wayne. 8 -5 -6. 49 happy. What do we got here?

01:41:26.100 --> 01:41:29.420
Here's Angel Reese talking about how she says,

01:41:29.619 --> 01:41:33.060
during the game, I know I'm a great player. And

01:41:33.060 --> 01:41:35.949
she went... One for eight with eight turnovers.

01:41:36.109 --> 01:41:37.609
Angel, it's your first time playing in front

01:41:37.609 --> 01:41:40.550
of this home Atlanta crowd and a sellout. Atlanta

01:41:40.550 --> 01:41:43.390
dreams. At State Farm Arena, what are the emotions?

01:41:43.689 --> 01:41:45.869
I'm really excited. I know the city's coming

01:41:45.869 --> 01:41:47.729
out for us and just being able to come together

01:41:47.729 --> 01:41:49.729
and play together. And I think we set our identity

01:41:49.729 --> 01:41:52.329
early on. It's what Atlanta will expect from

01:41:52.329 --> 01:41:54.529
us. So I'm really excited. A couple of headliners

01:41:54.529 --> 01:41:56.810
this afternoon. And you and Asia Wilson, what's

01:41:56.810 --> 01:41:59.170
your mentality entering that individual matchup?

01:41:59.369 --> 01:42:02.970
I mean, just... Just playing my game and knowing

01:42:02.970 --> 01:42:05.060
what I do best. but also knowing her game a lot.

01:42:05.119 --> 01:42:06.760
I've watched her game a lot. You didn't watch

01:42:06.760 --> 01:42:10.020
it enough, honey. She's obviously a great player.

01:42:10.220 --> 01:42:12.479
She's the MVP for a reason. But I know I'm also

01:42:12.479 --> 01:42:14.460
a great player, too, and I can guard her well.

01:42:15.020 --> 01:42:19.479
To protect home court, what's it going to take?

01:42:19.699 --> 01:42:22.079
A team effort. Next man up, obviously, Ryan is

01:42:22.079 --> 01:42:23.539
out, but I think we have a lot of great players

01:42:23.539 --> 01:42:25.579
on our bench that can come in and do a great

01:42:25.579 --> 01:42:35.670
job. Here is Jalen Brown. I lied to Jalen Brown.

01:42:35.710 --> 01:42:37.970
I can't stand anything of the Celtics because

01:42:37.970 --> 01:42:40.189
my uncle, rest in peace, Uncle Ken was an LA

01:42:40.189 --> 01:42:45.289
fan. But oh my God, Jalen Brown, when the Celtics

01:42:45.289 --> 01:42:47.890
won two years ago, A, I was happy that Al Horford

01:42:47.890 --> 01:42:50.529
got a ring and B, I thought Jalen Brown was like

01:42:50.529 --> 01:42:53.670
a sage, like a stoic guy. Oh my Lord, he's been

01:42:53.670 --> 01:42:56.130
doing these podcasts and he won't shut up. Now

01:42:56.130 --> 01:42:58.829
he's talking about Stephen A. Smith. He's been

01:42:58.829 --> 01:43:01.750
complaining and taking no accountability for

01:43:01.750 --> 01:43:05.770
the fact that he and his team blew a 3 -1 lead

01:43:05.770 --> 01:43:10.229
against the 76ers. The same 76ers that got blown

01:43:10.229 --> 01:43:19.289
out by the Knicks. Your job is to not blow 3

01:43:19.289 --> 01:43:21.289
-1 leads and then cry about it all summer online.

01:43:24.170 --> 01:43:28.260
You're becoming a clown, Jan. I ain't trying

01:43:28.260 --> 01:43:30.100
to be rude, but I'm kind of rude. I'm telling

01:43:30.100 --> 01:43:33.319
you, you literally are becoming a clown. I know

01:43:33.319 --> 01:43:38.380
accountability. You joked. All you're doing was

01:43:38.380 --> 01:43:41.079
shooting three -pointers, homie. And this whole

01:43:41.079 --> 01:43:43.020
play in the game, this delusion that y 'all got,

01:43:43.100 --> 01:43:45.520
that y 'all running with. Yeah, because it was

01:43:45.520 --> 01:43:47.920
obvious. You sucked. You were up 3 -1. We're

01:43:47.920 --> 01:43:50.020
like, oh, Celtics. Could they go to the finals?

01:43:50.119 --> 01:43:52.939
And then you blew a 3 -1 lead to a team that

01:43:52.939 --> 01:43:55.140
then got blown out and swept by the Knicks. That's

01:43:55.140 --> 01:43:56.979
embarrassing. Making it seem like I'm playing

01:43:56.979 --> 01:43:58.899
the game and I'm pulling the ladder down. Y 'all

01:43:58.899 --> 01:44:00.760
ain't doing nothing but helping y 'all motherfucking

01:44:00.760 --> 01:44:03.560
selves. I'm tired of that shit. Tired of you,

01:44:03.680 --> 01:44:06.420
dude. All you do is these streams. Go hit the

01:44:06.420 --> 01:44:08.520
gym. I'm not saying you're not practicing, but...

01:44:09.100 --> 01:44:11.359
This is such a different era where these Gen

01:44:11.359 --> 01:44:13.640
Z dudes just won't shut up. Y 'all not being

01:44:13.640 --> 01:44:15.180
a brother. That's why people calling that shit

01:44:15.180 --> 01:44:17.579
out. And that's why people, I've came to that

01:44:17.579 --> 01:44:20.159
conclusion. And I'll tell Stephen A and whoever

01:44:20.159 --> 01:44:21.899
else. Maybe you need to calm and relax. When

01:44:21.899 --> 01:44:25.600
they see me in person, I will let you know. Yeah,

01:44:25.619 --> 01:44:27.380
that's the one thing I will say. Stephen A Smith

01:44:27.380 --> 01:44:32.180
does not do that in person. I have a friend in

01:44:32.180 --> 01:44:36.649
radio that's a very high poncho. He says it's

01:44:36.649 --> 01:44:38.590
the character Stephen A. Smith plays. That is,

01:44:38.590 --> 01:44:41.489
fuck Stephen A., Stephen B., Stephen C., directly

01:44:41.489 --> 01:44:45.310
to your face. All right. Jalen Brown, I'm sure

01:44:45.310 --> 01:44:47.869
you totally gotta do it. You're totally not a

01:44:47.869 --> 01:44:55.010
buck nerd. Shut up. Here is, so, Kalen Clark

01:44:55.010 --> 01:45:00.029
got left out of the graphic for, so, I don't

01:45:00.029 --> 01:45:01.210
even know the name of this player. There was

01:45:01.210 --> 01:45:07.170
a, WNBA tweeted out, Raven Johnson. I just had

01:45:07.170 --> 01:45:09.630
to see her name because Dave Portnoy tweeted

01:45:09.630 --> 01:45:11.510
it. I didn't know her name, but she's a tall,

01:45:11.710 --> 01:45:13.970
pretty black girl. But she plays, I guess, on

01:45:13.970 --> 01:45:17.350
the Indiana Pacers. Or not Pacers, the... What

01:45:17.350 --> 01:45:22.760
is it? Damn it! What is it? The Indiana... WNBA

01:45:22.760 --> 01:45:24.859
team. What's it called? Indiana. Indiana Fever.

01:45:24.920 --> 01:45:27.619
She plays on the Fever and on the WNBA's Twitter

01:45:27.619 --> 01:45:29.619
account for the game, they showed the Seattle

01:45:29.619 --> 01:45:31.479
player. I don't know her name. But then they

01:45:31.479 --> 01:45:34.140
had Raven Johnson, not Kaitlyn Clark on the graphic.

01:45:34.840 --> 01:45:36.979
And here's Dave Portnoy talking about it. Can't

01:45:36.979 --> 01:45:38.819
believe I'm doing this video, but I had to do

01:45:38.819 --> 01:45:42.140
it. It's WNBA season. People know I'm a huge

01:45:42.140 --> 01:45:44.340
WNBA guy. I've liked the league for a long time,

01:45:44.439 --> 01:45:46.600
specifically Kaitlyn. I've been following her

01:45:46.600 --> 01:45:50.119
career forever. Two years. Forever is two years

01:45:50.119 --> 01:45:52.569
ago. It's not that long. It's not like you've

01:45:52.569 --> 01:45:54.829
been watching it since 2012. Doubleheader TV

01:45:54.829 --> 01:45:57.810
tonight. First, you have Las Vegas versus Atlanta.

01:45:58.109 --> 01:46:00.930
On the promo screen, you put the players. You

01:46:00.930 --> 01:46:02.670
have Asia Wilson, best player in the league for

01:46:02.670 --> 01:46:05.350
Vegas, and Angel Reese. Huge name, good player,

01:46:05.470 --> 01:46:09.329
Atlanta. Makes sense. Move over to the Seattle

01:46:09.329 --> 01:46:13.149
-verse. Fever game, which is going off in a couple

01:46:13.149 --> 01:46:16.350
minutes, and I'm not even 100 % sure who the

01:46:16.350 --> 01:46:18.229
player was for Seattle. I don't follow them that

01:46:18.229 --> 01:46:20.170
closely. They do have one of the— I thought you

01:46:20.170 --> 01:46:23.390
were selling to the WNBA. Stud Buds. They also

01:46:23.390 --> 01:46:26.750
have, I think, the LSU player Flojo Johnson.

01:46:26.890 --> 01:46:29.329
Is that her name? Flojo something. I would have

01:46:29.329 --> 01:46:31.750
put one of them. Whatever. Move to who they put

01:46:31.750 --> 01:46:36.369
for the Fever graphic. Raven Johnson. So he didn't

01:46:36.369 --> 01:46:44.310
know, right? I love how TMZ, every player, they've

01:46:44.310 --> 01:46:46.109
done this since the beginning of time, every

01:46:46.109 --> 01:46:49.109
player is a star. It washes up the word star.

01:46:50.210 --> 01:46:53.710
Quote, unquote, NBA star Miles Bridges showdown

01:46:53.710 --> 01:46:56.970
with Axe erupts in court over cyber stalking.

01:46:57.010 --> 01:46:59.729
Yeah. I'll see some of my Axe's friends view

01:46:59.729 --> 01:47:01.890
my stuff and listen to my podcast. You're obsessed.

01:47:04.199 --> 01:47:06.720
The difference is I kind of get a high from it

01:47:06.720 --> 01:47:10.060
and I don't go to court. Mm -hmm. Life's short.

01:47:10.279 --> 01:47:14.520
Oh, I got a car. Or whatever, Rick Rawson. I

01:47:14.520 --> 01:47:17.500
cannot stand Patrick Beverly. That scumbag Leach

01:47:17.500 --> 01:47:20.699
allegedly beat up his sister, but the charges

01:47:20.699 --> 01:47:23.579
got dropped because he's originally, he's a loser.

01:47:23.739 --> 01:47:27.880
He failed in the league. Mm -hmm. He literally

01:47:27.880 --> 01:47:30.100
celebrated after a play -in tournament like he

01:47:30.100 --> 01:47:34.220
won a championship. And this guy, to me, is the

01:47:34.220 --> 01:47:37.279
definition of a waste of talent. But maybe he

01:47:37.279 --> 01:47:39.300
never had the talent. And he had the audacity

01:47:39.300 --> 01:47:43.300
to critique Brandon Jennings. Now, could some

01:47:43.300 --> 01:47:47.220
debate that Brandon Jennings was a waste of talent?

01:47:47.439 --> 01:47:51.399
Maybe. But when it's coming from Patrick Beverly,

01:47:51.619 --> 01:47:54.340
he just has a little bitch slap face. How it

01:47:54.340 --> 01:47:57.520
goes. Again, you know, he likes to chirp back

01:47:57.520 --> 01:47:59.159
and forth. He talks about this. He talks about

01:47:59.159 --> 01:48:02.500
that. You know, he said something that kind of,

01:48:02.909 --> 01:48:04.949
How does it feel that you're on a podcast where

01:48:04.949 --> 01:48:07.550
you're with Jason Williams? You're with White

01:48:07.550 --> 01:48:09.430
Chocolate. You're killing it. You're on Barstool.

01:48:09.789 --> 01:48:12.829
Then you beat up your sister and now you're by

01:48:12.829 --> 01:48:16.550
yourself. You know, you let a white boy take

01:48:16.550 --> 01:48:18.869
your show and I'm like, yo, play 101. And he's

01:48:18.869 --> 01:48:24.869
like, no, I'm not playing you 101. I'm 36, 37

01:48:24.869 --> 01:48:32.439
years old. Stupid. I am. It is time. for radio

01:48:32.439 --> 01:48:47.800
news. Mm -hmm. Static crackles, Hoppy on the

01:48:47.800 --> 01:48:50.539
air Spilling radio secrets, man, he don't care

01:48:50.539 --> 01:48:53.819
Erring out the closet, skeletons in pairs DJ

01:48:53.819 --> 01:48:56.800
drama, he's the one who dares Program directors

01:48:56.800 --> 01:49:00.119
scheming in the back rooms Payola playlists rigged

01:49:00.119 --> 01:49:02.560
like monsoons Fake callers on the line, they

01:49:02.560 --> 01:49:05.220
rehearse too soon Truth hits harder than a bass

01:49:05.220 --> 01:49:08.180
line, boom Radio snitching, Hoppy spitting the

01:49:08.180 --> 01:49:10.739
truth Pulling back the curtain, exposing the

01:49:10.739 --> 01:49:14.340
booth No more lies, no more disguise He got the

01:49:14.340 --> 01:49:16.960
receipts, calling out the spies Morning shows

01:49:16.960 --> 01:49:20.319
faker than they laughs at six Goes right, hosts

01:49:20.319 --> 01:49:23.619
rate a script Turns running miles, unpaid trips

01:49:23.619 --> 01:49:27.199
While the suits sip coffee, counting clicks He's

01:49:27.199 --> 01:49:30.760
the voice of the FM fizz Mic in hand, cutting

01:49:30.760 --> 01:49:33.539
through veneers Pulling cards, no regard for

01:49:33.539 --> 01:49:36.520
careers Broadcast assassin, they all in tears

01:49:36.520 --> 01:49:39.680
Jingle, jingling, fake content's ringing Same

01:49:39.680 --> 01:49:50.989
time, 40, same song, same Here's radio legend

01:49:50.989 --> 01:49:53.930
Sid Rosenberg talking about how Imus impacted

01:49:53.930 --> 01:49:57.090
his career. Since he died five years ago, every

01:49:57.090 --> 01:49:59.609
year I love him more. And I'm starting to realize

01:49:59.609 --> 01:50:03.210
that he had such a huge influence on me because

01:50:03.210 --> 01:50:06.090
when Imus was on, I'm not talking about the cowboy

01:50:06.090 --> 01:50:08.130
hat and the gun and the rodeo and Wyatt and all

01:50:08.130 --> 01:50:10.810
that nonsense, but he could be. That's kind of

01:50:10.810 --> 01:50:12.869
rude about his kid. Talking about the Nick game

01:50:12.869 --> 01:50:15.310
with Mike Green. Then he could be talking to

01:50:15.310 --> 01:50:17.689
the president of the United States. And certainly

01:50:17.689 --> 01:50:21.029
Congress folks and senators and all those important

01:50:21.029 --> 01:50:23.529
Washington folks. They loved him, too. I sat

01:50:23.529 --> 01:50:27.409
in studio with Sylvester Stallone. And who was

01:50:27.409 --> 01:50:29.529
the bicycle guy? The guy with the bicycle. Lance

01:50:29.529 --> 01:50:32.109
Armstrong. There you go. Thank you. All these

01:50:32.109 --> 01:50:36.149
people. So I grew up in radio with that guy.

01:50:36.750 --> 01:50:39.890
I sometimes feel that about Calta. Do I like

01:50:39.890 --> 01:50:45.289
the guy? No. The backstabbing douchebag. He's

01:50:45.289 --> 01:50:47.470
a legend. Same with Rover. If you listen to my

01:50:47.470 --> 01:50:51.550
show, you'll notice it mirrors him, again, minus

01:50:51.550 --> 01:50:54.670
the rodeo cowboy stuff. It mirrors him quite

01:50:54.670 --> 01:50:57.069
a bit. All right, there you go. People do compare

01:50:57.069 --> 01:50:59.489
me to Rover. It's very strange. I'm sure he loves

01:50:59.489 --> 01:51:02.289
it. 70 downloads. Ah, yeah, it's time to play

01:51:02.289 --> 01:51:07.770
this before we get to the news clip. I did. One,

01:51:09.909 --> 01:51:14.510
eight, seven, seven cars for kids. A -R -A's

01:51:14.510 --> 01:51:20.689
car. Got it. 1 -877 -CARS4KIDS Donate your car

01:51:20.689 --> 01:51:26.810
today. Shut up! 1 -877 -CARS4KIDS Shut up! A

01:51:26.810 --> 01:51:32.420
-A -R -A 1 -877 -CARS4KIDS. 1 -877 -CARS4KIDS.

01:51:32.779 --> 01:51:37.000
Donate your car today. Also on the web at Cars4Kids

01:51:37.000 --> 01:51:41.899
.com. Oh, yeah! We're a recognized 501c3 charity

01:51:41.899 --> 01:51:44.640
organization. So you'll receive a maximum tax

01:51:44.640 --> 01:51:47.100
deduction. What's more, you'll receive a free

01:51:47.100 --> 01:51:49.420
vacation voucher of three days and two nights.

01:51:49.680 --> 01:51:55.930
1 -877 -CARS4KIDS. Hey, yeah! 1 -877 -CARS4KIDS

01:51:55.930 --> 01:52:05.029
1 -877 -CARS4KIDS Donate your car today. This

01:52:05.029 --> 01:52:14.890
is the sound of every driver hearing it. I'm

01:52:14.890 --> 01:52:29.880
listening to Kelta. But in all sincerity, I do

01:52:29.880 --> 01:52:32.460
have memories of my mom picking me up from elementary

01:52:32.460 --> 01:52:35.300
school listening to Rogue Con and Gary Meyer

01:52:35.300 --> 01:52:38.800
on WLS. That's how I learned about 9 -11. Because

01:52:38.800 --> 01:52:42.479
growing up, I did not have TV between 2001 and

01:52:42.479 --> 01:52:47.159
06. We had a TV set, but we had DVDs. So, the

01:52:47.159 --> 01:52:49.140
problem, there was two problems. I didn't know

01:52:49.140 --> 01:52:51.020
what 9 -11 looked like until YouTube came out.

01:52:51.779 --> 01:52:55.890
The other problem was this. was the fact that

01:52:55.890 --> 01:52:58.210
the first year I watched the NFL, the Chicago

01:52:58.210 --> 01:52:59.829
Bears went to the Super Bowl, and I'm like, oh,

01:52:59.869 --> 01:53:01.989
yeah. It's going to be like this every year.

01:53:02.350 --> 01:53:06.449
Not at all. Why did I play the Cars for Kids

01:53:06.449 --> 01:53:08.529
song that's now in all our heads? Right here.

01:53:17.440 --> 01:53:19.920
you've heard this jingle but you may not hear

01:53:19.920 --> 01:53:22.119
it anymore let's go back to mike rogers mike

01:53:22.119 --> 01:53:24.840
a judge has ruled cars for kids can't keep using

01:53:24.840 --> 01:53:26.899
their ads yeah not in california we've got the

01:53:26.899 --> 01:53:29.060
judges ruling right here and it all stems from

01:53:29.060 --> 01:53:31.760
what they're doing with the money after you no

01:53:31.760 --> 01:53:35.819
way that's a scam no hey who donate a car to

01:53:35.819 --> 01:53:38.079
them now this all stems from a case where a man

01:53:38.079 --> 01:53:40.359
i never understood it even when i was like in

01:53:40.359 --> 01:53:42.939
third grade i was like why are we giving kids

01:53:42.939 --> 01:53:47.140
cars Remember, my mom would be driving on the

01:53:47.140 --> 01:53:49.640
highway, going from City Kids to speech impediment

01:53:49.640 --> 01:53:52.000
class I went to, and have Roe and Gary on, and

01:53:52.000 --> 01:53:55.479
be like, what is this? Cars for kids. In Orange

01:53:55.479 --> 01:53:58.039
County, donated a 2001 Volvo to the organization.

01:53:58.300 --> 01:54:00.899
He got 250 bucks for it, and he said, according

01:54:00.899 --> 01:54:03.060
to the judge, he thought that money was going

01:54:03.060 --> 01:54:05.220
to go to underprivileged kids here in California.

01:54:05.479 --> 01:54:08.579
He says he thought that because of the ad. It's

01:54:08.579 --> 01:54:10.800
quick and easy. You'll get a vacation voucher

01:54:10.800 --> 01:54:19.439
and maximum tax deduction. 1 -877 - yeah because

01:54:19.439 --> 01:54:21.800
kids are our future is what the text on the bottom

01:54:21.800 --> 01:54:24.479
of the ad says but he was shocked to find out

01:54:24.479 --> 01:54:26.899
that the money doesn't go to kids in california

01:54:26.899 --> 01:54:30.460
at all instead goes to cars for kids sister foundation

01:54:32.919 --> 01:54:36.039
which is a jewish organization based in new jersey

01:54:36.039 --> 01:54:39.239
that actually benefits teenagers now this case

01:54:39.239 --> 01:54:41.260
went to court in orange county the judge ruled

01:54:41.260 --> 01:54:43.720
that ultimately cars for kids is using misleading

01:54:43.720 --> 01:54:46.680
practices and advertising aren't all charities

01:54:46.680 --> 01:54:48.779
like that unfortunately Here in the state of

01:54:48.779 --> 01:54:52.880
California, which violates state law. I want

01:54:52.880 --> 01:54:54.260
to show you some of the testimony that was given

01:54:54.260 --> 01:54:55.939
in court, and this was in the judge's ruling.

01:54:56.039 --> 01:54:58.920
The COO testified that the organization's primary

01:54:58.920 --> 01:55:02.260
purpose is not to help economically disadvantaged

01:55:02.260 --> 01:55:07.439
children. The COO in court went on to say programs

01:55:07.439 --> 01:55:10.020
include matchmaking for young adults and gap

01:55:10.020 --> 01:55:13.340
year trips to Israel for 17 and 18 year olds.

01:55:13.340 --> 01:55:15.369
That sounds safe. The majority of the funding

01:55:15.369 --> 01:55:17.550
is going. And then also admitted that Cars for

01:55:17.550 --> 01:55:21.029
Kids operates no functional programs in California.

01:55:21.510 --> 01:55:23.869
So there's that. I want to play this clip. I'm

01:55:23.869 --> 01:55:25.449
going to have to skim through it. It's Opie and

01:55:25.449 --> 01:55:29.069
Anthony playing a clip of Don Imus. Let me see

01:55:29.069 --> 01:55:32.550
it here. I found it. One second. A little tough

01:55:32.550 --> 01:55:36.250
to listen. So here is Don Imus. He left his microphone

01:55:36.250 --> 01:55:38.529
on and it's Opie and Anthony covering it. Don

01:55:38.529 --> 01:55:41.829
Imus was making fun of Cars for Kids. While his

01:55:41.829 --> 01:55:46.069
mic was on to hear, but you'll pick it up. Oh,

01:55:46.069 --> 01:55:53.390
God. 1 -877 -CARS4KIDS. K -A -R -S -CARS4KIDS.

01:55:53.390 --> 01:55:59.470
1 -877 -CARS4KIDS. Donate your car today. What

01:55:59.470 --> 01:56:06.930
the hell? 1 -877 -CARS4KIDS. K -A -R -S, Cars4Kids.

01:56:07.130 --> 01:56:13.250
1 -877 -CARS4KIDS. Donate your car today. Also

01:56:13.250 --> 01:56:16.390
on the web at Cars4Kids .com. That's cars with

01:56:16.390 --> 01:56:19.430
a K. We're a recognized... I'll show you my Bentley,

01:56:19.489 --> 01:56:22.310
you moron. I like when he goes, oh, shut up.

01:56:22.329 --> 01:56:24.649
How funny is that? I thought I got for free.

01:56:25.289 --> 01:56:27.229
Here he is talking about it. Here's the outfit's

01:56:27.229 --> 01:56:29.649
color. Great outfit. They make these ear monitors.

01:56:29.750 --> 01:56:31.369
All right, so that's just him talking. But yeah,

01:56:31.430 --> 01:56:33.989
it reminded me of that. Definitely great radio.

01:56:34.189 --> 01:56:35.829
All right, we got about four minutes left on

01:56:35.829 --> 01:56:38.609
the Fresno feed. So that'd be fitting to do a

01:56:38.609 --> 01:56:45.770
Fresno news. All right, I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:56:48.289 --> 01:57:28.350
Microphone king. Oh, yeah. Outro Music Every

01:57:28.350 --> 01:57:31.090
line's a skyscraper Fresno's gospel, no need

01:57:31.090 --> 01:57:34.090
for no paper Big man talk, he a walkin' headline

01:57:34.090 --> 01:57:37.529
Every word a spark, got the city in line Critics

01:57:37.529 --> 01:57:39.869
wanna squawk, but they can't outshine Happy hour

01:57:39.869 --> 01:57:43.050
forever, Fresno's on shrine Microphone king,

01:57:43.069 --> 01:58:18.680
yeah Hey, Emily. Hey, Eric. Well, two people

01:58:18.680 --> 01:58:21.739
died on Monday when a fire broke out in an underground

01:58:21.739 --> 01:58:26.899
homeless encampment. Yeah, there's a lot of homeless

01:58:26.899 --> 01:58:29.899
people in California. This just in. Around one

01:58:29.899 --> 01:58:32.079
o 'clock, a woman was hit and killed as she walked

01:58:32.079 --> 01:58:34.800
on the freeway. Now, police want to remind people

01:58:34.800 --> 01:58:36.899
that if you see somebody walking on the freeway

01:58:36.899 --> 01:58:41.500
or see an encampment in a restricted area, to

01:58:41.500 --> 01:58:44.119
call them immediately. All right. I thought you

01:58:44.119 --> 01:58:50.640
were going to say, pick them up. Now to an Action

01:58:50.640 --> 01:58:53.460
News update. The debate over transgender athletes

01:58:53.460 --> 01:58:57.479
is back at the forefront. Listen, I am pro -transgender

01:58:57.479 --> 01:59:02.220
rights. But not when they're in sports. Against.

01:59:02.810 --> 01:59:05.289
the original genders of California athletics.

01:59:05.810 --> 01:59:08.250
Lawmakers have argued whether transgender athletes

01:59:08.250 --> 01:59:10.710
should be allowed to compete in women. They need

01:59:10.710 --> 01:59:13.770
to have a transgender, like, like a transgender

01:59:13.770 --> 01:59:16.930
league of like, I was born, born, born male to

01:59:16.930 --> 01:59:19.949
female. Let's all do this together. All right.

01:59:19.949 --> 01:59:23.710
We got about 35 seconds left on this podcast.

01:59:23.770 --> 01:59:32.449
We're going to end in an explosion. I love you.

01:59:34.210 --> 01:59:56.189
No. Goodbye, bitch. Don't worry, Fresno. The

01:59:56.189 --> 01:59:59.529
hour will be right back. Oh, yeah. All right.

01:59:59.569 --> 02:00:02.060
There you go. Love you, Fresno. All right, back

02:00:02.060 --> 02:00:04.739
to the podcast feed. That was for my radio station

02:00:04.739 --> 02:00:08.500
in Fresno. Don't worry, Fresno. The hour will

02:00:08.500 --> 02:00:17.060
be right back. Meant to press this. 200 classified

02:00:17.060 --> 02:00:21.319
employees and 59 certificated employees are being

02:00:21.319 --> 02:00:24.159
reassigned or placed into a benefited position

02:00:24.159 --> 02:00:28.000
within the district. The total to count 263 notices.

02:00:28.859 --> 02:00:31.420
Teachers are getting screwed. That's good. I

02:00:31.420 --> 02:00:33.020
love the way the pundit's going. Not at all.

02:00:33.520 --> 02:00:36.060
Stealing from the cemetery. Several Valley families

02:00:36.060 --> 02:00:39.399
already suffering the loss. Losers! If you do

02:00:39.399 --> 02:00:42.079
that. Us of loved ones discover evidence of a

02:00:42.079 --> 02:00:45.079
cruel crime. Thieves took metal vases from grave

02:00:45.079 --> 02:00:47.640
sites. So there's that going on in Fresno. All

02:00:47.640 --> 02:00:50.779
the happy news is happening in Fresno. Not at

02:00:50.779 --> 02:00:55.380
all. Happy Hot Topic! We're learning a Fresno

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County sheriff's deputy was arrested on Wednesday,

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then released on bond. He faces two counts of

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sexual battery and one count of felony assault

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by a public officer. You're telling me cops are

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dirty? No way! There's a lot of traffic on this

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street. And unfortunately, a lot of people like

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to go fast on this particular stretch of roadway.

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Dave has lived near Millbrook and Gettysburg

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Avenue for the past 10 years. He asked us not

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to share his face or last name, but tells us

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there have been a lot of crashes at the intersection.

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And Friday night's crash was. So there's a lot

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of e -bike crashes. Yeah, people are thinking

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they rule the world with those. You're stupid.

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we are learning more about a deadly multi -vehicle

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crash in visalia that left one person dead that

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crash now prompting community members to call

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for action on a road notorious for speeding so

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there's that so that's what's going on in fresno

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the city i'm hurting every morning chicago this

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time I'm stuttering. Time to take my Lamictal.

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He got callers on the line trying to break they

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news. From the side to the sticks, they relate

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to the views. Every segment like a story from

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the avenue. Tone slick, then he fact -checked.

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I got it. It's that Chicago news. I'll be out

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and let them choose. From the heights to the

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loop, what it do? Every block, every voice in

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the room. Yeah, he talkin' to you He got jokes

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for the frauds, love for the brave That could

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guess in the chance, say what they crave From

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the sports war wars to the gossip wave He connect

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more lanes than the tow -way saves Late night,

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but the syndicate wide Carolina to the bay, hit

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a mid -wet's pride Still a kid from the ice with

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the drive inside Got the whole damn map on the

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same live line To the very latest on the man

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arrested for allegedly posting a hit list targeting

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Pennsylvania elected officials. State police

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say Adam Berryhill named 20 Democratic lawmakers.

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Ah, well, that's not going to go well. As much

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as I can't stand politicians, you're stupid for

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doing that. Father of three, Eliud Gonzalez,

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speaking up for the first time today after allegedly

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being sexually assaulted. Raymond Ayala Jr. told

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me I will rape you and you won't do anything

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because you won't want someone else to take your

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place. Gonzalez says it was always his dream

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to play with Ramon Ayala's band. illinois that

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turned into a reality last year when he joined

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the group gonzalez claims that dream quickly

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shifted into a nightmare when he was allegedly

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sexually assaulted i'm musicians being creeps

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no way cell phones are now banned in indiana

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classrooms for the entire day governor i think

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this is so stiffen I am not saying that kids

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need to have cell phones 24 -7. But you better

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have metal detectors in every door. Because I'm

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telling you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

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what if there's a shooting? Mike Braun signing

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the legislation today. He said the new bell -to

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-bell restrictions will ensure... Moron. There

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you go. the cta is taking steps right now to

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combat here's that little artist duarte reporter

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i have such a crush on her at the rise in aggravated

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assaults and batteries including by using more

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police wj jeremy ross is joining us all right

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so the violence dropped yeah it was during the

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winter when all the homies with their sagging

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pants are not acting up let's see what happens

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during the summer Strong words this morning from

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Governor J .B. Pritzker about the Chicago Bears,

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directed straight at Chicago's Mayor Brandon

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Johnson. I know that the mayor has no plan. He

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has come up with no plan at all about... Man,

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J .B. looks like such a tool being skinny. At

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least when he was fat, you'd be like, oh, he's

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a fat ass. How the Bears would end up in the

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city of Chicago. So that's problematic. I'd love

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them to be in the city, but we're three years

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in. all right so there's um so glad i moved out

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of illinois and we are working to find out how

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a baseball fan is doing after falling at rate

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field lissette nunez is live at rate field oh

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yeah that ain't good no i went there when it

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was u .s cellular field and i forgot the name

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of it the other one But it's where the White

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Sox play. Man, because you're in the hood. As

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long as you're not driving, you always have the

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one friend that drives for you. But I got tipsy

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in 2014. I was recently 21. Had some vodka lemonades.

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What we've learned overnight, Lissette. Tanya

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Terrell, the game was briefly paused as the medical

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team tended to that fan. Now this all unfolded

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during the bottom of the third inning. I would

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like you on the bottom. So there's a terrible

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reporting. I don't know what to do with that

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five seconds of delay. We have AI that makes

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songs, but you can't fix the delay. Very strange.

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New now at four o 'clock, a disturbing discovery

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out of the far western suburbs. Prosecutors say

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a school board member took a teenage boy on trips

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to Disney World. In exchange for sex. That is

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revolting. Why is it when a woman does it, everyone's

02:07:56.680 --> 02:07:58.739
like, oh, I wish I had that in high school. But

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then when a man does it, it's both bad. Are Sabrina

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Franza alive for us? I don't even want to hear

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about it, I'll be honest. All right, it's time

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for Tampa Bay News. I will be about to go live.

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beach to the bay and the city's crazy moves.

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We got stories hotter than the Florida grooves.

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Waters to Keyboard Street. Man, we documentin'

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life with those hip -hop beats. Turn it up now,

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let the world partake. In the stories of the

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legends and the news we make. Waymo is recalling

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nearly 3 ,800 self -driving vehicles after federal

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regulators said a software flaw could cause robo

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-taxis to enter flooded roadways. I've seen a

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lot of these Waymo videos on TikTok. I'm not

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getting in one. This next headline is very weird.

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At first glance, would the sight of a tarantula

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cure your anxiety or cause it? Probably cause

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it for... I'm going cause. A lot of us, yes.

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I'm going cause. Cause for us, yes. Whatever,

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I guess. The answer, according to one local high

02:10:24.550 --> 02:10:26.590
school senior, might surprise you. Yeah, Fox

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material, Pacencia walks... And these teens are

02:10:28.630 --> 02:10:31.329
over here. ...through how the teens using artificial

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intelligence to turn tarantulas into treatment.

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I think mental health is an incredibly important

02:10:37.720 --> 02:10:42.180
issue, especially in today's world. It's a big

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-time problem that has this King High School

02:10:44.140 --> 02:10:46.720
graduating senior thinking outside the box. You

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know, they're cocky. They're like, oh, we're

02:10:47.920 --> 02:10:51.479
at King High School. Daniel Park zeroed in on

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the amygdala, the part of the brain responsible

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for emotional processing, especially fear and

02:10:56.159 --> 02:10:58.420
anxiety. And it turns out that spiders, and especially

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tarantulas, are very good at producing venoms

02:11:01.699 --> 02:11:03.699
that interact with them. All right, so you knew

02:11:03.699 --> 02:11:06.430
that, boo. I'll just meditate and bite my lip.

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No! Happy hot topic! Bargo Hospital employee

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is facing some serious felony charges this morning.

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Accused of sexual battery involving vulnerable

02:11:15.710 --> 02:11:20.829
patients. Loser! Mental health facility. Police

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say the 28 -year -old is a former psychiatric

02:11:22.510 --> 02:11:26.890
technician. He was arrested after an investigation

02:11:26.890 --> 02:11:29.229
into several alleged incidents inside a locked

02:11:29.229 --> 02:11:34.399
unit. There you go. Terrible. Mm -hmm. Here is

02:11:34.399 --> 02:11:36.239
the Florida man that makes hibachi out of his

02:11:36.239 --> 02:12:02.989
trunk. Here's another video of it. Whenever y

02:12:02.989 --> 02:12:04.770
'all come through this region, the southeast

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region. Got it. Look at where he be in Tennessee.

02:12:07.930 --> 02:12:10.970
It was actually southwest. It's not east. I mean,

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I know what he's saying, southeast of the area,

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but not really southeast because that's more,

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you know, I don't know, Fort Lauderdale. This

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is he be in Tennessee. Y 'all probably done seen

02:12:18.729 --> 02:12:22.409
him in New Orleans for the Super Bowl. All right,

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there you go. He's smoking a blunt while making

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it. Got all the ash going on the food. It's a

02:12:30.779 --> 02:12:35.260
part of the charm. Well, she wants the charges

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dropped. The mother of a teenager who was arrested

02:12:37.520 --> 02:12:39.579
in Tampa during a teen takeover says her son

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had nothing to do with that takeover. I'm sure

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he's so innocent. Which is, your parenting of

02:12:45.439 --> 02:12:48.000
kissing his ass is why your son's in this problem.

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You never ever scolded him, you moron. Mm -hmm.

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These teen takeovers are so dangerous. Then the

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parents are like, no, not to my son. Come on.

02:13:00.640 --> 02:13:02.659
News Channel 8's Victoria Lucas joining us live

02:13:02.659 --> 02:13:04.659
in Tampa where a positive takeover is planned

02:13:04.659 --> 02:13:06.460
for tonight. So tell us a little bit more about

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that, Victoria. Keith, that's right. We're here

02:13:10.640 --> 02:13:14.060
at the Jackson Heights NFL Yet Center where police

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are planning an event. That is a long name for

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a building. It's called Takeover with a Purpose.

02:13:21.520 --> 02:13:23.979
are invited to come out for some food and games.

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It's also where that mother, Angela, like, please

02:13:26.800 --> 02:13:31.079
stop destroying our city. Mm -hmm. Bellamy is

02:13:31.079 --> 02:13:33.140
going to come out here, she says, to talk to

02:13:33.140 --> 02:13:34.899
law enforcement about getting her son's charges

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dropped. Mother! It's going to impact his job

02:13:39.500 --> 02:13:42.579
that he gets. Oh, yeah? Maybe you should scold

02:13:42.579 --> 02:13:47.899
him. Mm -hmm. You're making him into a privileged

02:13:47.899 --> 02:13:52.899
douchebag. gonna impact the way people see him

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in the future yeah he was causing a riot at that

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but dad this is social media like his face he's

02:14:00.500 --> 02:14:02.600
they're gonna remember him forever like if you

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think your son was on about not doing anything

02:14:06.180 --> 02:14:10.760
then you're encouraging the problem no Angelo

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Bellamy says her 15 -year -old son, Armani Polite,

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was not... Oh, he's very recognizable because

02:14:15.300 --> 02:14:18.020
he's got dumb red hair. ...involved in last Friday

02:14:18.020 --> 02:14:20.479
night's takeover at Curtis Hickson Park. She

02:14:20.479 --> 02:14:23.600
says he... Mons. ...was chaperoned by his 18

02:14:23.600 --> 02:14:25.899
-year -old brother to allow him to see his girlfriend.

02:14:26.399 --> 02:14:29.960
Oh, yeah! That's good. I don't want the charges.

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I want to try my hardest to get... Uh, no one

02:14:32.100 --> 02:14:33.859
wants the charges, bud. Maybe you shouldn't have

02:14:33.859 --> 02:14:36.859
been there. Mm -hmm. I used to go to sketchy

02:14:36.859 --> 02:14:39.460
underage parties and... you know, bad neighborhoods

02:14:39.460 --> 02:14:41.520
in the suburbs. And you know what I did when

02:14:41.520 --> 02:14:44.220
it got wild? I would walk home because I didn't

02:14:44.220 --> 02:14:46.000
want to be there. Sometimes you got to leave

02:14:46.000 --> 02:14:48.880
the party, you moron. Don't drop. Polite joins

02:14:48.880 --> 02:14:53.279
21 others from the ages of 12 to 21 charged in

02:14:53.279 --> 02:14:55.460
the incident. Yeah, they should be charged. They

02:14:55.460 --> 02:14:58.000
don't need service. But this, oh, my son shouldn't

02:14:58.000 --> 02:15:01.619
be charged. Shut up. This is teens coming out,

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starting fights, wreaking havoc in the streets.

02:15:05.220 --> 02:15:08.029
And this is Chief Lee Burklaw. Making it unsafe

02:15:08.029 --> 02:15:10.210
for our community members. It is unsafe. They're

02:15:10.210 --> 02:15:13.149
a bunch of morons. Our visitors and our police

02:15:13.149 --> 02:15:18.710
officers. There you go. A polite face is a fray,

02:15:18.710 --> 02:15:20.710
which means fighting in public and causing a

02:15:20.710 --> 02:15:22.789
disturbance, along with resisting an officer

02:15:22.789 --> 02:15:24.529
without violence. Oh, yes. They didn't even,

02:15:24.529 --> 02:15:26.350
you know, get arrested. He didn't even go, hey,

02:15:26.369 --> 02:15:31.930
sorry. Yeah. Your behavior of allowing this.

02:15:33.420 --> 02:15:36.960
is why he's in this situation he's entitled he

02:15:36.960 --> 02:15:39.439
says after spending time with his girlfriend

02:15:39.439 --> 02:15:41.460
he and his brother went to see other friends

02:15:41.460 --> 02:15:44.020
then a fight broke out of nowhere blight says

02:15:44.020 --> 02:15:46.699
he tried to defuse it but instead you i will

02:15:46.699 --> 02:15:49.060
say this dude you are the five people you hang

02:15:49.060 --> 02:15:53.199
around and there were more than five people there

02:15:55.000 --> 02:16:01.220
Yeah, I would just walk away. You don't have

02:16:01.220 --> 02:16:03.319
to really fight back. That's a stupid, you know,

02:16:03.340 --> 02:16:07.039
defense. Come on! I'll help you figure it out.

02:16:10.119 --> 02:16:12.859
Look what I ate. Why Mama Man is behind bars.

02:16:12.939 --> 02:16:18.079
I love that city name. Why Mama? Why Mama? Damn

02:16:18.079 --> 02:16:22.510
it! out in a gas station parking lot on Thursday

02:16:22.510 --> 02:16:28.600
with his five -year -old child in the seat. He

02:16:28.600 --> 02:16:31.520
is 26 -year -old Patrick Vogelte. Looks like

02:16:31.520 --> 02:16:33.840
a Kelta listener. And by the way, you're a failure

02:16:33.840 --> 02:16:36.399
in life. You make all men look bad, moron. Roseboro

02:16:36.399 --> 02:16:38.879
County deputies say he was parked beside a gas

02:16:38.879 --> 02:16:41.440
pump on Branch Forbes Road just after 8 p .m.

02:16:41.440 --> 02:16:43.760
They say they found several guns in the vehicle.

02:16:44.020 --> 02:16:47.780
I am fire! I say this every time. It's a movie

02:16:47.780 --> 02:16:49.840
idiocracy. You have parents trying so hard to

02:16:49.840 --> 02:16:51.920
produce kids and then this moron has a kid. Including

02:16:51.920 --> 02:16:55.760
one in his pocket. That's good. I'm not. at all.

02:16:56.280 --> 02:17:00.739
We told you about an elderly couple's unusual

02:17:00.739 --> 02:17:03.440
battle with a Tampa cemetery. They say they paid

02:17:03.440 --> 02:17:06.120
for two plots nearly 20 years ago, but now have

02:17:06.120 --> 02:17:08.399
been told someone else is already buried there.

02:17:08.879 --> 02:17:11.819
Well then, get the refund. Wanted a refund or

02:17:11.819 --> 02:17:13.959
at least two other plots. Eight on your side,

02:17:14.000 --> 02:17:15.719
Consumer Investigator Shannon Bacon joins us.

02:17:15.840 --> 02:17:19.059
Oh yeah! It's Better Club Bank and his hot piece

02:17:19.059 --> 02:17:21.579
of ass. She always gets the crime song. Now with

02:17:21.579 --> 02:17:24.870
an update. She looks hot in that dress. Josh,

02:17:25.010 --> 02:17:27.069
this couple called me for help dealing with the

02:17:27.069 --> 02:17:29.809
city of Tampa, which bought this section of Woodlawn.

02:17:29.870 --> 02:17:31.790
Yeah, when you got a deal with the city of Tampa,

02:17:31.870 --> 02:17:34.250
you need a better call. Bang it on your lap.

02:17:34.290 --> 02:17:37.510
I mean, on your side. 2023, one month later,

02:17:37.649 --> 02:17:40.010
there's no resolution, and the couple has now

02:17:40.010 --> 02:17:42.649
filed a formal complaint with the state. Mm -hmm.

02:17:43.069 --> 02:17:46.809
It was 2006 when Sue and James Artiga purchased

02:17:46.809 --> 02:17:50.030
two plots beside James' parents' gravesite. Okay,

02:17:50.110 --> 02:17:51.629
well, I can see how that's a little sentimental.

02:17:51.690 --> 02:17:53.809
You want to be buried next to your family? Yeah.

02:17:53.930 --> 02:17:56.129
At Woodlawn Cemetery... I don't care. If I die,

02:17:56.229 --> 02:17:59.829
just go to St. Pete Beach, you know? Mm -hmm.

02:18:00.110 --> 02:18:04.510
Just put it in the water. So there's that. Hopefully,

02:18:04.629 --> 02:18:06.649
you better call Beacon when she's on your lap.

02:18:06.690 --> 02:18:12.090
She can fix it. Mm -hmm. A cleanup is scheduled

02:18:12.090 --> 02:18:14.469
for a historic Palmetto Cemetery after... And

02:18:14.469 --> 02:18:17.389
there's a lot of cemetery news. Mm -hmm. I mean,

02:18:17.409 --> 02:18:19.670
I know 100 % of us are going to die, but still.

02:18:20.069 --> 02:18:22.989
Deputies say vandals damaged multiple grave sites.

02:18:23.549 --> 02:18:26.389
The Manatee County Sheriff's Office says 17 grave

02:18:26.389 --> 02:18:28.969
sites were damaged at Old Memphis Cemetery last

02:18:28.969 --> 02:18:33.030
week with broken concrete. So there's them and

02:18:33.030 --> 02:18:38.049
then there's this. Within the last three hours,

02:18:38.190 --> 02:18:40.270
attorneys for the man accused of killing two

02:18:40.270 --> 02:18:43.770
USF graduate students entered a not guilty plea

02:18:43.770 --> 02:18:46.549
in the case. Tampa Bay News reporter Kristen

02:18:46.549 --> 02:18:49.729
Barberisi. Loser. I think it was a love triangle.

02:18:49.809 --> 02:18:52.329
I think he was jealous that that dude was with

02:18:52.329 --> 02:18:54.170
the other girl. He is live at the Hillsboro.

02:18:54.209 --> 02:18:56.049
She was pretty. And he was handsome. And that

02:18:56.049 --> 02:18:58.309
guy that killed him, it's not handsome. And in

02:18:58.309 --> 02:19:01.309
courthouse, and Kristen Hasham Abu Garbi was

02:19:01.309 --> 02:19:06.409
not there this morning. Where else is he? What

02:19:06.409 --> 02:19:12.590
else he got to do? Can you imagine being his

02:19:12.590 --> 02:19:15.610
attorneys? They're going to say that he pleaded

02:19:15.610 --> 02:19:18.110
not guilty. Can you imagine if they just said,

02:19:18.209 --> 02:19:22.250
oh yeah, he pleaded guilty. It was so weird.

02:19:22.309 --> 02:19:23.909
I was in Chicago when this news was breaking.

02:19:24.840 --> 02:19:27.319
and I was seeing that the bridge was completely

02:19:27.319 --> 02:19:29.899
shut down, and when I was returning from Chicago

02:19:29.899 --> 02:19:32.500
that Sunday, there were all the cops in the news

02:19:32.500 --> 02:19:37.760
stations to the left on 4th Street when you get

02:19:37.760 --> 02:19:40.639
off at Howard Franklin, and my Uber was driving

02:19:40.639 --> 02:19:42.440
me back, and he didn't speak very much English,

02:19:42.520 --> 02:19:44.700
and he's like, do you know what that is? And

02:19:44.700 --> 02:19:47.139
I just did not feel like explaining it. On his

02:19:47.139 --> 02:19:49.879
behalf, Abu Garbi has actually not physically

02:19:49.879 --> 02:19:52.680
been in court so far for any of his hearings.

02:19:52.860 --> 02:19:56.180
I think it would actually help your cause if

02:19:56.180 --> 02:19:58.219
you showed up. You could plead insanity. He's

02:19:58.219 --> 02:20:01.020
in a total of seven charges, including two counts

02:20:01.020 --> 02:20:04.139
of premeditated first degree murder. So there's

02:20:04.139 --> 02:20:09.479
that. And then there's this right here. A woman

02:20:09.479 --> 02:20:11.920
from Bradenton is dead tonight, and a man from

02:20:11.920 --> 02:20:14.799
Sarasota is facing charges after a wrong -way

02:20:14.799 --> 02:20:18.020
crash on I -75 early... I have, knock on wood,

02:20:18.360 --> 02:20:21.299
have not experienced a one -way driver. I mean,

02:20:21.319 --> 02:20:23.920
obviously, an occasional one in downtown St.

02:20:24.020 --> 02:20:25.379
Pete when they're going the wrong way, but there's

02:20:25.379 --> 02:20:28.520
been times when I was driving to Roosevelt Boulevard

02:20:28.520 --> 02:20:30.879
to go work at 102 .5 The Bone at 4 in the morning.

02:20:31.139 --> 02:20:34.079
Well, 3 .30 in the morning I was driving, and

02:20:34.079 --> 02:20:37.299
I'd be going down the highway... speed and not

02:20:37.299 --> 02:20:39.180
that fast actually but it'd be like one it'd

02:20:39.180 --> 02:20:42.440
be like runway driver ahead it was alarming this

02:20:42.440 --> 02:20:44.899
morning florida highway patrol says a driver

02:20:44.899 --> 02:20:47.940
was heading south in the northbound lanes in

02:20:47.940 --> 02:20:50.540
charlotte county when he hit two vehicles so

02:20:50.540 --> 02:20:52.399
that happened that's sad and then there's this

02:20:52.399 --> 02:20:56.180
all of these people are lined up with the hopes

02:20:56.180 --> 02:20:59.239
of getting their eyes or even their hands on

02:20:59.239 --> 02:21:06.340
a piece of true american history Never forget.

02:21:06.579 --> 02:21:10.260
Never forget. It's as simple as that. We cannot

02:21:10.260 --> 02:21:12.979
forget. These people in Land O 'Lakes are getting

02:21:12.979 --> 02:21:16.459
their first look at the destruction caused on

02:21:16.459 --> 02:21:19.760
September 11th. Can you believe that was 25 years

02:21:19.760 --> 02:21:22.559
ago? That'd be like talking about 1976 and 01.

02:21:22.840 --> 02:21:26.340
This steel beam from the South Tower nearly 25

02:21:26.340 --> 02:21:28.840
years later. So that was insane. That was in

02:21:28.840 --> 02:21:35.000
Land O 'Lakes. It enters this. It's a big week

02:21:35.000 --> 02:21:37.420
for baseball and our Rays, who are on fire right

02:21:37.420 --> 02:21:39.579
now. They just beat the Marlins yesterday. Oh,

02:21:39.579 --> 02:21:42.780
yeah! City and county leaders are expected to

02:21:42.780 --> 02:21:46.360
vote on funding for the new ballpark. I know

02:21:46.360 --> 02:21:51.139
it got approved, in a way. And I know my inside

02:21:51.139 --> 02:21:53.879
info from when I had to... working sports radio

02:21:53.879 --> 02:21:56.659
because I could not deal with Kelta. And I had

02:21:56.659 --> 02:21:57.860
to sit there in a meeting and everyone hates

02:21:57.860 --> 02:21:59.659
when I say it. And there was that whole thing

02:21:59.659 --> 02:22:01.159
where they said that there was never a deal in

02:22:01.159 --> 02:22:03.579
Tampa. It's looking like that's a little outdated

02:22:03.579 --> 02:22:06.739
of news, but I still will believe it when I see

02:22:06.739 --> 02:22:08.940
it. There's something about it. I don't know

02:22:08.940 --> 02:22:11.280
if it's because it's the rains or whatnot, but

02:22:11.280 --> 02:22:12.959
there's something about it. I don't believe.

02:22:15.040 --> 02:22:16.540
Hillsborough County Commission is going to vote

02:22:16.540 --> 02:22:19.040
Wednesday, followed by Tampa City Council on

02:22:19.040 --> 02:22:21.569
Thursday. I just hope we don't have to pay for

02:22:21.569 --> 02:22:24.049
it, but knowing the race, we probably will. We'll

02:22:24.049 --> 02:22:26.909
be right back to wrap this up after this. I've

02:22:26.909 --> 02:22:33.450
gone for three hours, baby. I got stamina. It's

02:22:33.450 --> 02:22:41.290
time for Hoppy in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio

02:22:41.290 --> 02:22:44.030
.com. Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably

02:22:44.030 --> 02:22:57.049
had Taco Bell before. Whatever. As a reminder,

02:22:57.309 --> 02:22:59.309
if you don't feel like listening to this next

02:22:59.309 --> 02:23:02.090
song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of

02:23:02.090 --> 02:23:04.729
Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick

02:23:04.729 --> 02:23:07.309
around, folks. Oh yeah, what song do I feel like

02:23:07.309 --> 02:23:10.930
playing? Let's do Crank That Mario. Because I

02:23:10.930 --> 02:23:12.709
can't play Crank That Soja Boy with a copyright.

02:23:17.040 --> 02:24:03.340
i'm laughing at your mama just in case I see

02:24:03.340 --> 02:24:06.340
them rollin', hoppin', they vibin' to the song

02:24:06.340 --> 02:24:09.540
Them boys start actin' up, hit the Donkey Kong

02:24:09.540 --> 02:24:13.239
They roll so hard, it's suckin' up your penicillin'

02:24:13.340 --> 02:24:16.059
Run game to your game like it's Sega Genesis

02:24:16.709 --> 02:24:20.250
Bring it up to the sky, then bend low Gon' play

02:24:20.250 --> 02:24:23.610
with it like Nintendo If a nigga really wanna

02:24:23.610 --> 02:24:26.350
get it, I can show it to you, here I go Don't

02:24:26.350 --> 02:24:29.270
think about it, hit the Super Mario I hit the

02:24:29.270 --> 02:24:33.190
Oceano, then Super Mario that hoe I hit the Oceano,

02:24:33.329 --> 02:24:56.780
then Super Mario that hoe You stank in the club,

02:24:56.799 --> 02:24:59.239
I throw them balls, I be a Yoshi on them niggas

02:24:59.239 --> 02:25:02.879
Super Mario, that hoe, see me hittin' G5 Runnin'

02:25:02.920 --> 02:25:05.139
on my tippy toes, I'm in the club hittin' like

02:25:05.139 --> 02:25:08.219
Yoshi with a bop Fifty -one, I'm too tall on

02:25:08.219 --> 02:25:10.780
the beat, I can't come in the time I play the

02:25:10.780 --> 02:25:13.500
club, in the club, niggas say that it's the bomb

02:25:13.500 --> 02:25:15.860
Don't you bounce on your toes, don't you hit

02:25:15.860 --> 02:25:18.340
the Yoshi, hold on, will you go with all of that?

02:25:18.360 --> 02:25:21.319
It's the Super Mario, it's the Yoshi on them,

02:25:21.360 --> 02:25:35.180
the Super Mario, that hoe They're super modern,

02:25:35.260 --> 02:25:38.719
you know that hoe They're super modern, you know

02:25:38.719 --> 02:25:40.360
that hoe They're super modern, you know that

02:25:40.360 --> 02:25:42.760
hoe They're super modern, you know that hoe They're

02:25:42.760 --> 02:25:44.420
super modern, you know that hoe They're super

02:25:44.420 --> 02:27:18.360
modern, you know that hoe Super Mario! It's time

02:27:18.360 --> 02:28:24.239
to wrap it up. Door is closing. Happy hour. Happy

02:28:24.239 --> 02:28:32.680
hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. The most

02:28:32.680 --> 02:28:36.659
recent radio show on the planet. The other stations

02:28:36.659 --> 02:29:21.899
are tuned in too. Static crackle, mic pops, the

02:29:21.899 --> 02:29:24.799
hour is hoppy Cleveland skyline foggy, steel

02:29:24.799 --> 02:29:27.360
mills choppy City on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy,

02:29:27.479 --> 02:29:30.180
never sloppy Radio waves, carry tales, but they

02:29:30.180 --> 02:29:32.860
ain't gloves In concrete jungle, potholes where

02:29:32.860 --> 02:29:35.799
dreams collapse Downtown echoes to cabs and faded

02:29:35.799 --> 02:29:38.500
cabs Past the preaching hustle, corner kids trading

02:29:38.500 --> 02:29:40.899
maps Where the vibes Midwest, but the struggle

02:29:40.899 --> 02:29:44.219
overlaps Cleveland news, where the truth gets

02:29:44.219 --> 02:29:47.280
raw Rust belt blues, every crack, every flaw,

02:29:47.420 --> 02:29:51.250
until today No sugar, no drop, copy on the mic

02:29:51.250 --> 02:29:54.350
spittin' facts, no law Back alleys whisper, still

02:29:54.350 --> 02:29:57.370
grit in the air Copy pullin' cards, city troops

02:29:57.370 --> 02:30:00.229
laid bare Bar sharper than the skyline, no time

02:30:00.229 --> 02:30:03.030
to spare Opinions heavy as the lake, but he don't

02:30:03.030 --> 02:30:06.450
care Radio days static, hum in the booth Voice

02:30:06.450 --> 02:30:08.569
boomin' through the speakers, hittin' with the

02:30:08.569 --> 02:30:12.270
truth Tower city shadows, echoing the youth Uncut,

02:30:12.309 --> 02:30:14.969
unpolished Cleveland's the proof. Hoppy's lens,

02:30:15.069 --> 02:30:18.229
no rose tint. Just grind every segment, a slice

02:30:18.229 --> 02:30:20.969
of Cleveland's mind. From the flats to the heights,

02:30:21.049 --> 02:30:23.930
so a wreath's combined. Unfiltered, unbothered,

02:30:23.930 --> 02:30:30.270
done with fine. Oh, yeah! And once the Cleveland

02:30:30.270 --> 02:30:34.350
Cavaliers blown out the Pistons. Good night,

02:30:34.450 --> 02:30:38.329
Detroit. Even though Cade Cunningham's going

02:30:38.329 --> 02:30:41.209
to be a baller, but needs a haircut. Welcome

02:30:41.209 --> 02:30:52.079
to the Hoppy Hot Tub! So this is a man accused

02:30:52.079 --> 02:30:54.840
of stabbing a sheriff. Appears in court. He looks

02:30:54.840 --> 02:30:58.340
kind of like a Cleveland... What's the name of

02:30:58.340 --> 02:31:01.930
the... Charles Manson. Record is Steve Ohio versus

02:31:01.930 --> 02:31:07.389
Chad Palmer, 2026 CRCI 0181. Mr. Palmer, the

02:31:07.389 --> 02:31:10.909
reason we are here. All right, that was absolutely

02:31:10.909 --> 02:31:12.350
riveting, but that's what I see at the end of

02:31:12.350 --> 02:31:18.430
the show. It's disgusting. It's absolutely disgusting.

02:31:18.750 --> 02:31:21.389
Former Sandusky School's football coach, Nicanor

02:31:21.389 --> 02:31:24.750
Lopez, was charged with multiple felonies related

02:31:24.750 --> 02:31:27.590
to child pornography. Gross. It's scary. It's

02:31:27.590 --> 02:31:30.350
scary. We had issues at Adventure Play. Man,

02:31:30.350 --> 02:31:33.350
it feels like there's more pedophiles now. With

02:31:33.350 --> 02:31:35.270
the owner at Adventure Play. I don't know why

02:31:35.270 --> 02:31:36.850
we're not doing more to protect our kids. Lopez

02:31:36.850 --> 02:31:39.329
served as the sixth grade football coach for

02:31:39.329 --> 02:31:41.450
one season. It's almost like you got to watch

02:31:41.450 --> 02:31:42.870
out for the people that want to be coaches of

02:31:42.870 --> 02:31:46.579
the younger ones. And, you know, watch out for

02:31:46.579 --> 02:31:49.420
priests. And recently worked with the high school's

02:31:49.420 --> 02:31:52.239
quarterbacks. School officials released a statement

02:31:52.239 --> 02:31:55.379
saying they fired Lopez after they were alerted

02:31:55.379 --> 02:31:58.360
by Sandusky police that he faces a felony charge.

02:31:58.700 --> 02:32:00.879
The actual charge is called pandering obscenity

02:32:00.879 --> 02:32:04.879
involving a minor, which can involve, you know,

02:32:04.899 --> 02:32:07.180
possessing or distributing. I'm sure he listens

02:32:07.180 --> 02:32:11.139
to Rover. Every morning, 70 downloads. What's

02:32:11.139 --> 02:32:15.040
going on here? We begin with breaking news late

02:32:15.040 --> 02:32:17.540
this afternoon. Cleveland police and the fire

02:32:17.540 --> 02:32:20.659
department shut down the Cleveland Asian Festival

02:32:20.659 --> 02:32:24.860
in Midtown because of overcapacity. Man, it's

02:32:24.860 --> 02:32:26.520
so funny. Cleveland always talks about how no

02:32:26.520 --> 02:32:30.000
one wants to be downtown. And then finally, they

02:32:30.000 --> 02:32:32.479
have an event where everyone's downtown and they

02:32:32.479 --> 02:32:36.479
shut it down. You're looking at a live picture

02:32:36.479 --> 02:32:39.430
now from around East 30. It's so empty now. Like

02:32:39.430 --> 02:32:41.489
the city usually is. And it's cloudy. It's in

02:32:41.489 --> 02:32:44.649
Payne Avenue where dozens of vendors are packing

02:32:44.649 --> 02:32:47.829
up after festival organizers were ordered to

02:32:47.829 --> 02:32:51.370
shut everything down. That would only happen

02:32:51.370 --> 02:32:54.850
in Cleveland. Tens of thousands of people came

02:32:54.850 --> 02:32:56.870
out under sunny. That is a lot of people though.

02:32:57.030 --> 02:33:00.290
Guys for the popular 17th annual festival that

02:33:00.290 --> 02:33:03.450
has grown exponentially. So Chicago's like, yeah,

02:33:03.450 --> 02:33:05.670
we can handle that. Cleveland's like, we cannot.

02:33:08.040 --> 02:33:10.920
Don't mistake my link. And then there's this.

02:33:11.360 --> 02:33:18.879
This news is very duh. Who's ready for summer?

02:33:19.100 --> 02:33:21.440
Memorial Day weekend is right around the corner.

02:33:21.520 --> 02:33:24.120
Memorial Day a week from today. And with gas

02:33:24.120 --> 02:33:29.520
prices in Ohio. Cannot believe. It's already

02:33:29.520 --> 02:33:31.479
going to be a memorial day. Averaging $4 .54

02:33:31.479 --> 02:33:33.899
right now. People are planning to change their

02:33:33.899 --> 02:33:35.979
trips to compensate. That's the question we're

02:33:35.979 --> 02:33:38.639
asking. According to AAA, even though gas is

02:33:38.639 --> 02:33:41.600
up $1 .50 from this time last year, a record

02:33:41.600 --> 02:33:44.100
number of people will still... What are you supposed

02:33:44.100 --> 02:33:47.520
to do? Not live long? While Trump literally says

02:33:47.520 --> 02:33:49.000
he doesn't care about us, but all the mags are

02:33:49.000 --> 02:33:51.360
like, he cares about us. It's not the liberals.

02:33:51.559 --> 02:33:57.100
You're all beta male douchebags. The road to

02:33:57.100 --> 02:33:59.420
get to their holiday destination. We spoke with

02:33:59.420 --> 02:34:01.500
Jim Garrity with AAA, who tells us regardless

02:34:01.500 --> 02:34:04.280
of price, people will find a trip that suits

02:34:04.280 --> 02:34:06.799
their financial situation. Whatever. Historically,

02:34:06.799 --> 02:34:09.180
what we've seen at AAA, people in Cleveland just

02:34:09.180 --> 02:34:13.260
go to Airy, Pennsylvania. Or go to Rochester

02:34:13.260 --> 02:34:15.420
and get a garbage plane and see my homie, Brother

02:34:15.420 --> 02:34:16.879
Waves, who always beat Rover in the ratings.

02:34:17.879 --> 02:34:20.780
is when the gas prices go up. People don't call

02:34:20.780 --> 02:34:23.239
it a deal breaker. They look at other ways that

02:34:23.239 --> 02:34:26.079
they can offset those costs to make more money.

02:34:26.639 --> 02:34:30.559
Work some overtime at the factory. Listen to

02:34:30.559 --> 02:34:34.260
Happy Hour. They may look at it and say, well,

02:34:34.360 --> 02:34:38.739
if it's $1 .50 more to fill up and I have a 13

02:34:38.739 --> 02:34:40.520
-gallon tank, you can actually do that math,

02:34:40.620 --> 02:34:42.459
figure out how much more you have to pay. All

02:34:42.459 --> 02:34:45.260
right, man. Talking about the gas prices is one

02:34:45.260 --> 02:34:48.920
of the most depressing things. Ever. What's going

02:34:48.920 --> 02:34:59.940
on here? Oh, that's right. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy.

02:35:00.299 --> 02:35:05.260
It's 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet

02:35:05.260 --> 02:35:07.799
at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email

02:35:07.799 --> 02:35:10.139
me, RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. This show is

02:35:10.139 --> 02:35:12.299
for the hard -working average Joe and Jane that

02:35:12.299 --> 02:35:16.719
grind in life. I don't care where you live. As

02:35:16.719 --> 02:35:18.559
long as you're listening, that's all that matters.

02:35:20.180 --> 02:35:22.180
Man, this is a three -hour show. We're going

02:35:22.180 --> 02:35:25.059
to end with some bangers in the club and commercials.

02:35:25.920 --> 02:35:29.399
But I appreciate all you that listen. This has

02:35:29.399 --> 02:35:32.639
been Hoppy Hour. Now it's time to relax and listen

02:35:32.639 --> 02:35:51.739
to some bangers. Talk to you tomorrow. If you

02:35:51.739 --> 02:35:54.139
were a Nepo baby, you will probably hate it but

02:35:54.139 --> 02:35:56.959
still listen to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. If

02:35:56.959 --> 02:35:59.680
the movie Project X was a radio show, it would

02:35:59.680 --> 02:36:02.899
be Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. And there is that.

02:36:03.420 --> 02:36:08.139
Like that, I'm gone. Wow, this is a long show.

02:36:45.270 --> 02:36:58.739
Dazed armor here. realize how bad they've actually

02:36:58.739 --> 02:37:04.020
gotten, you know? I mean, if you can get drunk

02:37:04.020 --> 02:37:06.780
and paint yourself orange and brown every Sunday,

02:37:06.959 --> 02:37:14.719
you might realize, I live in Cleveland. How the

02:37:14.719 --> 02:37:19.120
hell did this happen? Did I used to eat babies

02:37:19.120 --> 02:37:20.719
in a former life? You know what I'm And then

02:37:20.719 --> 02:37:22.100
he's looking around at your tiny little house

02:37:22.100 --> 02:37:23.420
that you can't afford because of the mortgage

02:37:23.420 --> 02:37:26.079
crisis and your horrible little floppy kids who

02:37:26.079 --> 02:37:27.639
will have diabetes by the time they're eight

02:37:27.639 --> 02:37:30.520
because they live on corn syrup and lye. And

02:37:30.520 --> 02:37:33.540
then you look at your big bloated mess of a wife

02:37:33.540 --> 02:37:35.340
and she waddles over to you with her front butt

02:37:35.340 --> 02:37:37.680
going out over the top of her ass in long jeans.

02:37:38.200 --> 02:37:40.180
And he's like, I'm going to go shoot myself and

02:37:40.180 --> 02:37:47.159
my pregnant small girl daughter right now. Do

02:37:47.159 --> 02:37:54.979
you regret anything that you said about Cleveland's

02:37:54.979 --> 02:37:57.100
cool. I mean, I've never heard anybody say, I'm

02:37:57.100 --> 02:38:01.459
going to Cleveland on vacation. What's so good

02:38:01.459 --> 02:38:34.129
about Cleveland? I don't know. They're black.

02:38:34.350 --> 02:38:37.530
They're Sasquatch, even. As long as you follow

02:38:37.530 --> 02:38:40.790
your dreams, no matter how crazy or against the

02:38:40.790 --> 02:38:45.049
law it is. Except for Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch,

02:38:45.049 --> 02:38:47.270
the rules are different. Forget it, Meatwad.

02:38:47.690 --> 02:38:50.909
I'm a circus freak. That's all I'll ever be.

02:38:52.170 --> 02:38:54.350
Whatever. Finally, I'm one of those guys who

02:38:54.350 --> 02:38:56.090
can't wait to get to work in the morning. Like

02:38:56.090 --> 02:39:31.790
a dairy cow. What? Yeah, hey, I'd like a, uh,

02:39:31.829 --> 02:39:35.590
$9 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh, do you have nine

02:39:35.590 --> 02:39:39.110
$1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good, and if you got an albino,

02:39:39.110 --> 02:39:42.229
send her up, too, and, uh, in 20 minutes, I'm

02:39:42.229 --> 02:39:44.629
gonna be asleep, so get him up there. I had,

02:39:44.629 --> 02:39:47.489
like, half a bottle of melatonin, six beers,

02:39:47.809 --> 02:40:33.520
this whole f***ing bucket of chicken. What is

02:40:33.520 --> 02:40:37.799
it now, Hooper? Have you turned on the TV lately?

02:40:38.020 --> 02:40:49.489
No, why? It takes balls to do what they're doing,

02:40:49.530 --> 02:40:51.709
but these boys have got them and more. They're

02:40:51.709 --> 02:40:56.170
sackflashers. We love sackflashers. Oh, it's

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the second time. Order now and get sackflashers,

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too. It's in the city. With bonus material. Beach

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balls. Hooray. Hooray. Hooray. Hooray. Hooray.

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Hooray. Hooray. where they put them firecrackers

02:41:19.860 --> 02:41:22.719
up your butthole? Now, that's a good... No, not

02:41:22.719 --> 02:41:25.459
that specific. But why? That's how I met your

02:41:25.459 --> 02:41:28.799
great -grandpappy. Oh, he loved him, the muddy

02:41:28.799 --> 02:41:31.059
butthole. I told you not, never, ever, not, no,

02:41:31.059 --> 02:41:33.360
damn, don't, never, verbulate that man's name

02:41:33.360 --> 02:41:35.899
in the house again. I don't think he said his

02:41:35.899 --> 02:41:38.920
name. Someone must wear a little too busy thingin'

02:41:38.940 --> 02:41:42.079
to exchange business cards. Don't you go Facebook

02:41:42.079 --> 02:41:44.399
him on the iBox, neither. Sheriff says you race

02:41:44.399 --> 02:41:46.299
from down hell down to the library. Yeah, you

02:41:46.299 --> 02:41:49.680
know... You go strong or you don't go at all.

02:41:54.100 --> 02:41:57.739
Whoa, you're a real live robot. Or is that some

02:41:57.739 --> 02:42:01.200
kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Bite my shiny

02:42:01.200 --> 02:42:04.780
metal egg. It doesn't look so shiny to me. It's

02:42:04.780 --> 02:42:39.979
shinier than yours, meatbag. And that is that.

02:42:42.440 --> 02:42:51.340
Happy hour. Happy hour. It's time for Horny in

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the morning. RyanHockeyRadio .com The hour will

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be right back. You probably had a Taco Bell before.

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As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

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to this next song, you can skip over it. But

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so stick around, folks. getting their show with

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who's listening to that? If I were that sponsor,

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they are different. Believe me, we are. Hi, this

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is Henry Oaks, but my buddies may have known

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me as Hammer Hank. I was labeled as slow when

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I started school. Come to find out at the age

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of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic. Now

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at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's

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I've been waiting for oh so long The lights are

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again. It's your favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammer

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and Hank. I may look normal, but the truth is,

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I have a condition called autism. That's right.

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In a recent study, I have even worked in the

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San Francisco Bay Area. The clock's a -joke,

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we're playing cool breaks. Hoppy's hour, almost

02:58:01.350 --> 02:58:03.809
done. Feels like robbery in banks. Ryan Hoppy

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on the mic, dropping wisdom news streams. Syndicated

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scarl, now it's time to shatter dreams. Oh, the

02:58:09.069 --> 02:58:12.270
Hoppy hour, it's coming to a close. Radio waves,

02:58:12.510 --> 02:58:15.170
made it like a well -composed. Laughter and joy,

02:58:15.370 --> 02:58:17.989
dissolving in the air, but we'll keep the rhythm.

02:58:18.129 --> 02:58:27.479
Oh, life's just so unfair. The laughter's growing

02:58:27.479 --> 02:58:30.520
dim Eardrums mix and hoppy Like fingers without

02:58:30.520 --> 02:58:33.440
rings PHX to FM The shoutouts hit the street

02:58:33.440 --> 02:58:35.840
But soon as sound will vanish Like shadows in

02:58:35.840 --> 02:58:39.159
the heat The happy hour is coming to a close

02:58:39.159 --> 02:58:42.600
Radio waves fading like a wilting rose Laughter

02:58:42.600 --> 02:58:45.260
and joy dissolving in the air But we'll keep

02:58:45.260 --> 02:58:54.139
the rhythm Oh life's just so unfair Oh life's

02:58:54.139 --> 02:58:56.819
buzzing But the laughter's growing dim Eardrums

02:58:56.819 --> 02:58:58.799
mix and hoppy Hoppy like figures without brains

02:58:58.799 --> 02:59:01.639
Gated decks to F &M Shadows hit the street But

02:59:01.639 --> 02:59:04.120
soon a sound will dance Like shadows in the heat

02:59:04.120 --> 02:59:07.739
Oh, the hoppy hour Is coming to a close Radio

02:59:07.739 --> 02:59:29.899
waves Fading like a wilted rose Now it's time

02:59:29.899 --> 02:59:32.319
to face the silence like the TV on Snow Riot

02:59:32.319 --> 02:59:35.500
Hoppy held the mic with humor so divine The void

02:59:35.500 --> 02:59:39.280
left in our hearts wider than a canyon line Lines

02:59:39.280 --> 02:59:46.420
Empty speakers, silence, I'm a -comin' to an

02:59:46.420 --> 02:59:48.879
end Like a rollercoaster stoppin' round a river's

02:59:48.879 --> 02:59:51.920
bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs ease our daily grind

02:59:51.920 --> 02:59:54.639
Now silence will remember thoughts we can't rewind

03:00:33.000 --> 03:00:37.239
RyanHockeyRadio .com And then like that, it's

03:00:37.239 --> 03:00:40.120
gone. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever

03:00:40.120 --> 03:00:45.420
we're going outside, all I smell is poop. I'm

03:00:45.420 --> 03:00:49.860
Kiki Alula, and we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour

03:00:49.860 --> 03:01:06.739
is now over. Poppy Hour is now over. Game over.

03:01:09.500 --> 03:01:16.680
This concludes our broadcast day.