National Astranaut Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.8.26)

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. I saw this headline. I thought this

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was ridiculous. I love how all of Stephen Colbert's

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friends were having to defend him when he was

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literally costing the company so much money.

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That is irrelevant. Now, boomers live in this

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world. where boomers think that late night TV

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is happening. Why? Because they're 68 years old

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sitting on the couch watching it. When I would

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say the last time late night TV was relevant

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was probably either every time Jimmy Kimmel has

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to talk about Trump for attention or when Jimmy

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Fallon played with Trump's hair. Besides then,

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Colbert has done nothing to move the needle the

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last 11 years since replacing Letterman. And

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frankly, He was just liberal propaganda. Because

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it says right here, David Letterman says, CBS

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bosses are lying weasels. Colbert X was never

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about money. Here's the thing. That might be

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true. But were the ratings good? There are TikTok

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videos, and I try not to judge things off of

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views. Because I'll give about 40 ,000 listens

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a month, but I get about five views on my YouTube

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video. So I don't like when people on Reddit

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are like, oh, you don't have views. But, I'm

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going to be honest, there are TikTok videos that

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had more viewers than Colbert. Nobody cared.

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He wasn't funny. He wasn't moving the needles.

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Nothing original. Every punchline. First of all,

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when I used to have access to the prep service

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before Kelton stole it from me like the douchebag

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he is. Oh, but you're such a talent coach. Hit

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the gym. But I used to be able to play the late

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night clips of the... late night host and colbert's

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jokes are like 40 seconds too long like bro stop

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you're not funny you were only funny when you

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were making fun of hannity on uh comedy central

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how does that feel you have to talk about other

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people to be funny because you're not you're

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not a funny guy i saw this headline here i absolutely

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love chipotle It's my absolute favorite, but

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it's so overpriced. And that CEO got caught saying

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that they were going to really market to the

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people that make $100 ,000 a year. And we all

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know I have to get double meat because of my

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height. But we all know that if you don't get

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double meat, they skimp you on the food. Now

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the scumbag CEO. is openly lying to us. I thought

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that you were being skimped at Chipotle. The

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Chipotle CEO says, if you want more, you have

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to ask for more. I'd be like, hey, can I get

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a double meat that's not $8, please? Chipotle

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CEO Scott Boatwright sat down with you. He just

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looks like your scumbag CEO. Yahoo Finance, the

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interviewer Brian Sozi, asked the question that

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we all wanted to know. Does he think that they

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are skimping people at Chipotle? Of course they

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are. And then they look at you like, you should

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be grateful. You got a little bit of rice. We

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ain't gonna give you anything. Scumbags. And

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the Chipotle CEO explicitly said no. Scott Boatwright

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said that workers are told to load up as much

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food as they can. No, they're not. He must be

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out of touch. Because he is. He's a stupid boomer

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CEO. He's lying to you. Can in bowls and burritos.

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And when he said put as much as you can, he meant

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it. Because he also expressed. He doesn't mean

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it. They don't do it. Even when I get double

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meat, there's barely any meat in there. They're

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greedy bastards. Basically that he wants customers

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to see the burrito and be like, this burrito

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is way too big. Yeah, too big for you, big boy.

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I need your input on this, the Chipotle. I think

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it's a scumbag. I think it's a lie. Listen, it

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breaks my heart how expensive Chipotle is. It

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costs $28 to fill me up. They gotta get double

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meat, double rice. I did a large queso. I'd be

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farting all night, but it's delicious. That is

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like become a treat. I have people on my conversation.

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Oh, go buy a house. I can barely afford to buy.

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Man, we losing our mind as a country. Cash Patel

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is drunk as. I want to ask you about. In the

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Nancy Guthrie case, I got frustrated because

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I knew from my sources. I'm sure you have so

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many sources. They were trying to keep you guys

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out. They did. Yeah, you know, because Patel,

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if they're trying to keep you out, if you're

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such the man, you tell them, hey, I'm the FBI

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guy that drinks all day. Let me in. What he's

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about to say is just excuses because he knows

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that he failed. He's a loser. They did keep you

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out. Surprised you're not drinking with Hannity.

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We're kept out of the investigation. We are looking

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for Nancy Guthrie. And then you got this stupid

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cop, Chris Nannis. Another dumb boomer. Mm -hmm.

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This is an example you got two morons. You got

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Cash Patel and you got Nanos. We want to find

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her. It's he said, he said in the search for

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Savannah Guthrie's missing mother. As we enter

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into another week of this nightmare, we need

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your help. Here's how these cases work. It is

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a state matter. It's a state and local law enforcement

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matter. What we the FBI do is say, hey, we're

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here to help. What do you need? Here's the thing.

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You're corrupt. All you do is be corrupt so you

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can easily take over the case if you're the man.

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Now you go by the rules? Shut the hell up, Cash.

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You moron. Aziz Ansari is a better version of

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you on SNL than you in real life, you moron.

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What can we do? And for four days, we were kept

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out of the investigation. FBI Director Kash Patel

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calling out Pima County Sheriff Chris Nanos for

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his handling of the search for Nancy Guthrie,

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which is nearing its 100th day. Claiming on Sean

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Hannity's podcast that local officials shut out

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the FBI from the investigation. Will you push

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him through? You go get out of my way. Investigations

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early days. Holding up. You'll never hear me

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have any sympathy for that drunken moron known

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as Kash Patel blaming others. Shut up! Critical

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evidence gathering. And when we were finally

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let in, Sean, look what we did. Nothing. That's

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stupid. We went in and got the ring doorbell.

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And we said, hey, is anyone talking to Google?

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That's why you have that image. Whatever, dude.

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I had enough of you. Go get drunk and shut up!

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Shut up! Oh, yeah. I just came off working with

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MJ. I'm not really in the mood to do the show.

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But sometimes when I'm not in the mood to do

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the show, that's when I do my best shows. So

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we're going to do the show. All right, now. And

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now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on

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Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs, your morning

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show prep begins now. A sick person with a powerful

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tool. Welcome to Hoppy Hour. Doors closing. Hi,

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this is Ryan Hoppy's mom and you're listening

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to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with

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Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? Now, now, now, now.

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If I hit this button, boom, the whole program's

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going to start. Okay, well, hit it. All right.

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Hoppy Hour starts in four, three, two, hoppy,

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hoppy, hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.

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Thanks for asking. I feel pretty good. My last

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day working with MJ. Been up since 4 a .m. But

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I'm addicted to entertaining you guys. I cannot

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imagine taking a day off. Because then I just

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sit around and go, what the fuck is next? But

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when I do this very show, it gives me purpose.

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I'm just being real. You can call the show, 856

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-49 -Hobby. That's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet

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at me, at RyanHobbyRadio. You can always email

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me, RyanHobbyRadio at Chivo .com. And I heard

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a funny story. So I heard that Mike Calta, Tampa

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radio host, was critiquing other people's marriages.

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Isn't that an oxy -frickin' moron? Oh, my God.

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Why is it always the ones with the skeletons

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in the closet that feel like they got to talk

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about other people? I have spies everywhere and

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people tell me things. It's always the people.

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You never suspect. I saw this headline here.

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Andrew Schultz confirms his co -founder and co

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-host, however the hell you say his name, never

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found him funny, thought he was the low point

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of Andrew Schultz's podcast. He's quitting to

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focus on his comedy career. We got to address

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the elephant in the room, no pun intended, okay?

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As I'm sure you guys are aware, our boy Arka,

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she really, that's how you say her name, went

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through it earlier this year, showed amazing

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resilience and, you know, selling out Radio City

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recently, setting records in Toronto, just crushing

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stand -up around the globe. Oh, he's crushing

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it. Mm -hmm. I literally just like living the

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dreams that he would tell me about at two in

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the morning when we're eating fucking egg sandwiches

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at this. You always hear that from comedians.

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You always got that conversation where they're

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like, what if we make it big? I remember one

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time, I ain't name dropping, but who the fuck

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cares at this point? I have two comedian stories.

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One, I went to Denny's or maybe it was like Applebee's

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or something with Cam Bertrand. And he's like,

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I want to be a comedian someday, just like Patrice

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O 'Neill. And look at him. He's opening up for

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Matt Rife. He fucking did it. And then Bert Kreischer

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got recognized by one person when we were in

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Puerto Rico. He's like, Mike, see, I'm famous.

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I'm famous. And Mike was like, good luck with

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that. And look how famous, look how famous and

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shirtless Bert is. Selka. So it's been amazing

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to see, but the experience has put things in

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perspective for him. and he's made the decision

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to focus all of his energy on stand -up. All

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right, there you go. Let's go there to break

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up. The guy's probably sick of being in Andrew

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Schultz's, you know, spotlight. Probably, you

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know, sick of, like, not being the main guy.

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I get that. I've heard that with radio shows.

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They're like, oh, yeah, we'll take you under

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your wing. Learn as much as you need to learn.

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And then when it's time for the bird to leave,

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no, you can't leave the nest. I want you to be

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a 40 -year -old barnop. Shut up. I'm spicy because

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I got up every day besides Wednesday, which I

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slept in hungover from Cinco de Mayo. I got up

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every freaking day at 4 a .m. Oh, by the way,

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I got to be careful, though. I was recording

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on, I don't know, what was it, Wednesday, I think.

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It was... I don't remember anymore. I was recording

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on a day. I believe it was Tuesday I was recording.

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And I was getting loud like I usually do. And

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all of a sudden I heard... I don't know if there

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was somebody at the front door or if I was imagining

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it. Because of my mushroom drink that I got from

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Jeffrey Knight. They're real ones. We'll get

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that. Oh, let's see what we got here. Rick Ross

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says women should quit their career when they

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get with a rich man. homie and the discussion

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is basically a woman and seen as a wealthy man

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yeah you're a working man you're really out there

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doing hard labor rick ross rich nigga we have

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to meet somewhere on even ground because if you

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got her ladies if you got your career and all

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that i'm He doesn't think it's cool. I'm going

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to need you in the most inconvenient times in

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your life. Got it. And when you tell me, baby,

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I'm a nurse, I'm a doctor, I'm a surgeon, I got

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a surgery tomorrow. He's like, yo, yo, yo, yo,

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yo. I mean, the guy's literally made rap songs

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where he talks about, I cheat on you, but I give

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you a beach house. Attach me. Hey, Rick Ross.

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The deep dating sage. Not as Rick Reezy. Whatever

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his name is. Ricky Rose. 856 -49 -HAPPY. We got

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this right here. White House director says that

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the hantavirus is not the start of the COVID

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pandemic. You know what's funny about this? Ladies

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and gentlemen, our boys and girls. is the fact

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that i saw a local rapper i didn't know how old

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he was but i guess he graduated high school in

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2020 he shared this uh meme or this like video

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of it showed a dude filming his friends getting

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ready for prom and it said when your class of

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2020 and you had prom stolen from you and i was

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like man that meme that had a million shares

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seems to represent that the class of 2020 ain't

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happy that they had it stolen from them. Well,

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here's the White House director saying that the

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hantavirus is not the start of a COVID pandemic.

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It's not coronavirus. This is a very different

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virus. This is what they said the last time.

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We know this virus. Hantaviruses have been around

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for quite a while. There's a lot of detail that

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we know. I'm going to ask Anais to come in and

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say this, but I want to be unequivocal here.

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What? You're kind of hot. This is not SARS -CoV

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-2. This is not the start of a COVID pandemic.

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This is an outbreak that we see on a ship. All

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right, there you go. They must be banging on

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that ship for it to come up. You know what I

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mean? I don't know. I just don't think we need

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another pandemic. think if we could have just

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made sure that the pandemic never happened, I

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don't think the road would be in so much turmoil.

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I don't think we really have processed what the

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fuck happened in 2020 and 2021. We kind of just

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got her like, you know, we got her vaccinations

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or we had to deal with maggots that was against

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it. We got our thing and then we just moved on

00:16:34.299 --> 00:16:36.679
and we're like, yeah, you know, class of 2020,

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we're going to leave you traumatized, but you're

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going to deal with it. Here is Hillary. No, not

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Hillary. Wait. Yeah, this is, let me see her.

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Sorry, I'm fucking out of it. Here's Amanda Seyfried

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on her wardrobes in Mean Girls. She played Karen

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Smith. And they said that when she was a mean

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girl, she had a bit of baby fat. She was skinny

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as hell. So every year I see Karen during Halloween

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and it just makes my day. Obviously the clothing

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from that is iconic. Hot piece of ass is a character

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there. It gave us the space to have opinions

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about what we were wearing. I certainly... wasn't

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one to rock the boat I was just like I'll tell

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you what I get I was only 17 so I had a lot of

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baby fat and I just couldn't stop eating all

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the free food because it was all free and they

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had made me wear what is now called Spanx or

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you know oh yeah totally normal on a Hollywood

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set make the underage girl wear that it was back

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then called a girdle and at that point Hollywood's

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so weird I love a girl with booty meat. I don't

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want them all skinny. Creeps me out. I saw this

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headline. How stupid is Kodak Black? How much

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of a moron is Kodak Black? You literally get

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pardoned by the president. Now, is there a chance

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that he could be pardoned again? Of course. But

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you literally get pardoned. And then you go out

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and you commit that crime again. You're stupid.

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No wonder your career is so average. You're an

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idiot. Oh, wow. I've been recording for 11 minutes

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and 11 seconds at 11, 11 a .m. All right, here's

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the news clip. Serious legal trouble after cops

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say they found MDMA and tens of thousands of

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dollars in cash. Hell yeah! It's just, you know,

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Kodak Black doing it, you see? Bring a Florida

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bus tied to the wrapper. Here's what's going

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on. According to an arrest affidavit obtained

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by TMZ, Orlando police officers discovered a

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pink bag containing MDMA. Can you imagine in

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that moment when you're Kodak Black and you're

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like, I think I might be in trouble again. You

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know? There's like a weird before and after moment

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whenever you're involved with the cops. Where

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you're like, remember when I thought I had problems

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in my head? Now I'm dealing with the pigs. $37

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,000 in cash and documents with Kodak's legal

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name Bill Capri during a November car bust. I

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love that. Kodak Black's name is Bill Capri.

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Investigators also claim the bag matched one

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Kodak appeared to show off on Instagram days

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earlier. What a moron. You got too comfortable,

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dude. Now, I'm not saying the president's not

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going to pardon you, but you're stupid. But did

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you ever look at Kodak Black and go, oh, yeah,

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he's a real genius. He's a rocket scientist.

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Did Kodak Black... One second here. Did Kodak

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Black... This is how I'm going to judge him.

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Graduate high school. Wow, he graduated with

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his GED. Because I often say, if you didn't graduate

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high school, you're an idiot. It's easy. They

00:20:02.759 --> 00:20:04.920
want to get you to fuck out of there. So he got

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his GED. How are you that stupid? Mm -hmm. Cops

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say they found a distinct gun -shaped lighter

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in the bag that Kodak also appeared to flaunt

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on social media. He was just asking to get caught.

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Mm -hmm. A psychologist would call that self

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-sabotage. Here is Britney Spears' son on the

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boat talking about their mom's post -rehab life.

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What's up, Jaden? How are you, man? What's good?

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Good. I wanted to know, you know. What up, Nepo

00:20:39.420 --> 00:20:44.539
baby? How's your mom been since she's gotten

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out of rehab? I have no comment. I have no comment.

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I want to stay on her payroll. Everything's good,

00:20:53.019 --> 00:20:57.359
though. Hey. He just seemed like kind of a brat.

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Mm -hmm. Yo, how's your mom's rehab? Mm -hmm.

00:21:03.440 --> 00:21:08.079
She's a hot mess, isn't she? I saw this headline

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here and it just cracked me up. Mm -hmm. Neo

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says the road is mad because he's polyamorous.

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No, we're mad because you're annoying. Make new

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music, dude. If you think the road cares about

00:21:22.039 --> 00:21:27.259
who you bang, we don't. It has no interest in

00:21:27.259 --> 00:21:32.079
us. The world is mad at the fact that I'm in

00:21:32.079 --> 00:21:35.059
a polyamorous relationship. Not about the high

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gas prices or all the issues. No. It's about

00:21:38.720 --> 00:21:43.039
who he's banging. They are? There are people

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upset. Yeah, there's deals that I missed out

00:21:46.480 --> 00:21:48.359
on because they're like, we don't know if we

00:21:48.359 --> 00:21:50.619
can get behind the whole. Well, maybe because

00:21:50.619 --> 00:21:53.039
of your career, you haven't had a hit song in

00:21:53.039 --> 00:21:57.579
like 16 years at the minimum. Mm -hmm. Not because

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of who you're banging. Maybe you haven't made

00:22:00.380 --> 00:22:03.579
any music. Oh, Polly Ann was like, okay, what?

00:22:03.940 --> 00:22:08.000
Like, again, you. What? It's almost like you

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can be a great person. You can. I don't know

00:22:11.019 --> 00:22:13.240
if you're a good person. I'll be honest. Show

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respect and appreciation, but the second you

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do something that they don't agree with. Like

00:22:18.700 --> 00:22:20.440
what? Cheating on your wife? And I'd be like,

00:22:20.539 --> 00:22:25.279
oh, I'm totally polyamorous. Cancel. You know

00:22:25.279 --> 00:22:27.519
what I mean? And that just doesn't make any sense

00:22:27.519 --> 00:22:29.599
to me. You don't make any sense. You're annoying.

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I'm so sick of love sucks. What an annoying dude.

00:22:35.279 --> 00:22:38.559
Some dude named Landon Romano has dating advice.

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What do you look like in the daytime? Y 'all

00:22:41.480 --> 00:22:44.269
not dating. Y 'all fucking. It's two different

00:22:44.269 --> 00:22:46.490
things. Know the difference. All right. Here

00:22:46.490 --> 00:22:49.230
we go. Some deep advice from Landon whenever

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the fuck your name was. There you are. Amber

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Rose. Now, I don't find women that are bald to

00:22:58.289 --> 00:23:02.450
be attractive. I think it's ugly. But not even

00:23:02.450 --> 00:23:04.650
in like a good ugly way. Like it's like custom

00:23:04.650 --> 00:23:10.089
hair. You look good. Well, she says that she

00:23:10.089 --> 00:23:13.380
likes having sex. With 22 to 24 -year -olds because

00:23:13.380 --> 00:23:16.359
they got more stamina. I ain't going to lie.

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I'm 42. And the only guys I pull are like 22,

00:23:21.339 --> 00:23:24.500
23, 24. Can you imagine you get the moment to

00:23:24.500 --> 00:23:29.140
have sex with Amber Rose? I promise you, I can't

00:23:29.140 --> 00:23:32.519
get an old head for nothing. What? Do you want,

00:23:32.559 --> 00:23:35.299
do you want? Oh, Lonzo Ball's got a podcast now.

00:23:35.420 --> 00:23:38.119
He's like, NBA, I'm always injured. I'm always

00:23:38.119 --> 00:23:41.920
having knee surgery. Time to do a podcast. I'm

00:23:41.920 --> 00:23:45.039
just saying that I don't know. I haven't experienced

00:23:45.039 --> 00:23:47.200
the old head. They just don't. I thought she

00:23:47.200 --> 00:23:49.960
was going to say old hag. They don't come around

00:23:49.960 --> 00:23:53.920
me. They're definitely coming. Really? What a

00:23:53.920 --> 00:23:55.839
weird... It's called Ball in the Family Podcast.

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I mean, everybody's got a podcast now. All right.

00:24:02.619 --> 00:24:06.359
I feel stupider for listening to that. You know

00:24:06.359 --> 00:24:09.400
that woman, like, his dad went missing, Ashley

00:24:09.400 --> 00:24:13.619
Jenea? I guess her, the one that was dating that

00:24:13.619 --> 00:24:15.779
creepy white guy that makes all white men look

00:24:15.779 --> 00:24:18.460
bad, kind of looks like Rover. Yeah, well...

00:24:19.160 --> 00:24:22.099
I guess supposedly he tried to reach out to the

00:24:22.099 --> 00:24:24.380
parents and they left him on read. I would too.

00:24:24.640 --> 00:24:30.559
You probably killed my daughter. What an idiot.

00:24:34.000 --> 00:24:37.539
Candace Owens shared text messages that said

00:24:37.539 --> 00:24:40.019
that Charlie Kirk thought that he would get wiped

00:24:40.019 --> 00:24:43.299
at any moment. Can you imagine that? You're preaching

00:24:43.299 --> 00:24:45.740
a word about something that's probably not true,

00:24:45.839 --> 00:24:49.440
which is the Bible. And then you're like, I want

00:24:49.440 --> 00:24:53.579
to die for it at age 30. With a kind of hot wife

00:24:53.579 --> 00:24:55.220
that doesn't care about me, but yeah, I get to

00:24:55.220 --> 00:25:01.579
plow her. Yeah, I'd rather be dead. And die for

00:25:01.579 --> 00:25:03.339
a bunch of politicians that don't care about

00:25:03.339 --> 00:25:07.779
me. Great career advice, Charlie. There was a

00:25:07.779 --> 00:25:13.220
Secret Service agent who got caught jerking off

00:25:13.220 --> 00:25:17.140
in public. And I saw all the, man, I got, we're

00:25:17.140 --> 00:25:20.700
like, was he a secret service between 20 to 2024?

00:25:21.359 --> 00:25:23.519
It's like, no, he was hired by Trump, you asswipes.

00:25:23.940 --> 00:25:31.700
Oh, he's got to make it political. The person

00:25:31.700 --> 00:25:35.319
who was the prison mate with Jeffrey Epstein

00:25:35.319 --> 00:25:40.420
said that he has no doubt the financer committed

00:25:40.420 --> 00:25:43.640
suicide. I would say, I'm going to go on a limb.

00:25:45.359 --> 00:25:49.759
I think he was paid to say this. Note, at least

00:25:49.759 --> 00:25:53.480
to me, feels very kind of weird that it's almost

00:25:53.480 --> 00:25:57.660
like off the cuff, hastily written. The sentence

00:25:57.660 --> 00:26:00.240
structure isn't particularly good. Does that

00:26:00.240 --> 00:26:04.220
ring true to the person you interacted with for

00:26:04.220 --> 00:26:06.599
so many hours in terms of just the way he speaks?

00:26:07.220 --> 00:26:11.380
Well... It does and it doesn't, but it's... You're

00:26:11.380 --> 00:26:15.059
a loser! Seems to me he was probably very stressed

00:26:15.059 --> 00:26:18.319
being in the special housing unit because that's

00:26:18.319 --> 00:26:21.200
a really bad environment. That's the worst of

00:26:21.200 --> 00:26:23.900
the worst in the prison. If you want protective

00:26:23.900 --> 00:26:27.539
custody, you don't... You're with the bad boys.

00:26:27.980 --> 00:26:31.079
All right, damn. I'm with the bad boys. And they

00:26:31.079 --> 00:26:35.259
yell and scream all night, and it's just harrowing

00:26:35.259 --> 00:26:37.619
to be in the shoes. All right, that sounds fun.

00:26:38.640 --> 00:26:40.079
I don't even want to make the joke. Let's go

00:26:40.079 --> 00:26:44.619
to prison. Let's go to prison. Sounds fun. Oh,

00:26:45.839 --> 00:26:47.880
Blake Lively took a selfie with Ryan Reynolds.

00:26:48.039 --> 00:26:54.460
They're vapid losers. I hate them. Lindsey Chrisley

00:26:54.460 --> 00:26:57.059
got her dog back from her ex. Oh, that's good.

00:26:57.220 --> 00:27:02.059
I was so worried. All right, he's leaving. I

00:27:02.059 --> 00:27:05.380
see you. That's good. I mean, he was a good mayor

00:27:05.380 --> 00:27:09.019
during 9 -11. Is the guy an absolute loser? Of

00:27:09.019 --> 00:27:14.220
course. But like I said, he was a good mayor

00:27:14.220 --> 00:27:17.220
during 9 -11. Jamie Presley, the hot piece of

00:27:17.220 --> 00:27:19.920
ass from My Name is Earl, is on OnlyFans. But

00:27:19.920 --> 00:27:22.119
you know what's funny? It's not like she's going

00:27:22.119 --> 00:27:25.279
to have clam chowder on her face. You can do

00:27:25.279 --> 00:27:28.079
OnlyFans and not be dirty. That's the most click

00:27:28.079 --> 00:27:30.440
-baity thing ever. Oh, former Hollywood star

00:27:30.440 --> 00:27:33.319
does OnlyFans. Yeah, you can just read from loser

00:27:33.319 --> 00:27:35.500
fans that think you have a chance to bang them.

00:27:37.420 --> 00:27:39.700
I remember one time there was this girl I was

00:27:39.700 --> 00:27:41.380
talking to on a dating app like two years ago.

00:27:41.519 --> 00:27:44.240
And she was like, I now only communicate through

00:27:44.240 --> 00:27:47.119
OnlyFans. It's only $2 .99 a month. And I was

00:27:47.119 --> 00:27:48.779
like, you know what? I just got paid. Let me

00:27:48.779 --> 00:27:51.839
check this out. You know what happens? Once you

00:27:51.839 --> 00:27:54.299
sign up, you know what they do? They want you

00:27:54.299 --> 00:27:56.000
to buy selfies. They don't just start talking

00:27:56.000 --> 00:27:59.259
to you. And it might not even be them. And they

00:27:59.259 --> 00:28:02.960
weren't even good selfies. So supposedly big

00:28:02.960 --> 00:28:07.200
meats from black mafia family. The show that

00:28:07.200 --> 00:28:09.859
was on, he went to prison for drug racketeering

00:28:09.859 --> 00:28:13.119
for like 30 years. He's from Detroit. Mm -hmm.

00:28:14.380 --> 00:28:17.640
Then his son, Lil Meach, played him on TV. He

00:28:17.640 --> 00:28:19.599
got caught in a paternity test and was found

00:28:19.599 --> 00:28:24.420
free. Cher cut off her son, Elijah. That's good.

00:28:25.140 --> 00:28:27.660
Don't know about your son. Yeah, loser, Cher.

00:28:28.019 --> 00:28:32.359
You're a hag. Kesha masturbates every morning

00:28:32.359 --> 00:28:36.660
to guided meditation. That's the most girly thing

00:28:36.660 --> 00:28:40.759
I've ever heard. Luigi Maggioni was gifted one

00:28:40.759 --> 00:28:43.740
and a half million dollars from his supporters.

00:28:43.940 --> 00:28:47.500
You're all losers. You don't think he would kill

00:28:47.500 --> 00:28:50.319
you? If you're out there and you're a fan of

00:28:50.319 --> 00:28:52.819
Luigi, get away from me. Don't listen to me.

00:28:52.859 --> 00:28:55.940
You're a moron. You got the IQ of a five -year

00:28:55.940 --> 00:29:00.220
-old. Justin Baldoni's attorney said a bunch

00:29:00.220 --> 00:29:02.599
of words about Blake Lively. Can that hag just

00:29:02.599 --> 00:29:05.750
go away? In case you're not a smarmy loser and

00:29:05.750 --> 00:29:07.650
know what a Zem go, I just want it to go away.

00:29:07.910 --> 00:29:09.529
I'm not going to even talk about it. They're

00:29:09.529 --> 00:29:14.750
all idiots. Mark Hamill, that miserable twat,

00:29:14.750 --> 00:29:19.150
shared a picture of Donald Trump dead. Dude,

00:29:19.190 --> 00:29:22.029
what the hell is wrong with you? You peaked at

00:29:22.029 --> 00:29:28.150
Star Wars. D4VD, David's TikTok was banned after

00:29:28.150 --> 00:29:33.460
the murder charges. Oz Perlman correctly guessed.

00:29:33.660 --> 00:29:37.940
You know that Oz Perlman, it's the mentalist

00:29:37.940 --> 00:29:41.880
that show him in front. Yeah, he predicted Caroline

00:29:41.880 --> 00:29:44.599
Levitt's kid's name at that dinner with the shooting.

00:29:44.859 --> 00:29:47.660
You know what's funny about that is the fact

00:29:47.660 --> 00:29:53.079
that she probably told him. I don't like mentalists.

00:29:53.099 --> 00:29:54.819
If you believe that, you're stupid. I'm sorry.

00:29:58.519 --> 00:30:00.819
Leah Halton. I don't know who this hot piece

00:30:00.819 --> 00:30:04.420
of ass is, but it's Leah Halton. And she is talking

00:30:04.420 --> 00:30:06.839
about men with no confidence. There is a very

00:30:06.839 --> 00:30:09.700
clear difference. I love this voice. You know

00:30:09.700 --> 00:30:11.500
there aren't arguments. She would never. Shut

00:30:11.500 --> 00:30:14.420
up. Yeah, here's the kind of things to look for.

00:30:14.500 --> 00:30:18.700
Why guys that like you make you insecure. And

00:30:18.700 --> 00:30:21.349
one of the reasons is control. troll a lot of

00:30:21.349 --> 00:30:23.710
the times it's the guys who are insecure themselves

00:30:23.710 --> 00:30:26.170
and they want to place themselves in a position

00:30:26.170 --> 00:30:29.710
above you and make you insecure so you feel like

00:30:29.710 --> 00:30:33.710
you're insecure below the guy and you can't leave

00:30:33.710 --> 00:30:36.730
the situation and that they are better than you

00:30:36.730 --> 00:30:38.809
you can't get better that's something i've heard

00:30:38.809 --> 00:30:41.490
way too many times before you'll never find anyone

00:30:41.490 --> 00:30:45.490
better than me can i rub some butter on you you

00:30:45.490 --> 00:30:47.700
know There's a bajillion million fish in the

00:30:47.700 --> 00:30:50.680
sea. Yeah, there are, but time's gone by and

00:30:50.680 --> 00:30:53.240
we're not fighting anybody. That's why you pick

00:30:53.240 --> 00:30:54.880
someone because you love them, because they're

00:30:54.880 --> 00:30:57.299
the right fit for you, not because there's better

00:30:57.299 --> 00:31:01.839
options. Whatever. Blah, blah, blah. Go get plowed.

00:31:01.880 --> 00:31:05.000
You're overthinking. But then again, if someone's

00:31:05.000 --> 00:31:08.220
a fucking asshole, there are other fish in the

00:31:08.220 --> 00:31:15.119
sea. Whatever, honey. Blake's out and people

00:31:15.119 --> 00:31:18.019
were mad that he missed Gwen Stefani's No Doubt

00:31:18.019 --> 00:31:20.839
show. And he said his dickhead manager is to

00:31:20.839 --> 00:31:26.579
be blamed. My wife, my wife came to town. He

00:31:26.579 --> 00:31:30.640
sounds like a redneck boy. My wife. She's here.

00:31:33.079 --> 00:31:35.799
I mean, she's not here. Remember when they made

00:31:35.799 --> 00:31:38.299
that song, Minimum Wage Law? Like, shut the fuck

00:31:38.299 --> 00:31:40.160
up. You don't want to live off a minimum wage,

00:31:40.180 --> 00:31:46.759
you moron. He's over there. Hey, hang on. Frickin'

00:31:46.759 --> 00:31:48.740
I don't like country music. I just don't get

00:31:48.740 --> 00:31:51.799
it. Maybe because I'm not stupid. I'm kidding.

00:31:53.519 --> 00:31:57.099
Lamar Odom celebrates 100 days sober. I mean,

00:31:57.119 --> 00:31:59.960
he's another loser. He was so important to the

00:31:59.960 --> 00:32:01.819
Lakers winning the championship, and then he

00:32:01.819 --> 00:32:06.549
just becomes a drug -addicted moron. Sophie Rain

00:32:06.549 --> 00:32:09.910
speaks on how she's bored after making $110 million

00:32:09.910 --> 00:32:12.589
from OnlyFans, which I've heard from so many

00:32:12.589 --> 00:32:15.670
OnlyFans girls I know. They never want to bang

00:32:15.670 --> 00:32:18.490
me. But I know a few girls in OnlyFans. And supposedly

00:32:18.490 --> 00:32:21.670
those numbers are kind of inflated. Like those

00:32:21.670 --> 00:32:23.890
tits. Yeah, I know you're bored of my streaming.

00:32:23.890 --> 00:32:27.890
I'm bored. I don't know what else to do. I don't

00:32:27.890 --> 00:32:29.589
know. Go travel the world if you really have

00:32:29.589 --> 00:32:34.440
$110 million. It's so curious. Yeah. That shows

00:32:34.440 --> 00:32:37.519
that that will never make you happy. She doesn't

00:32:37.519 --> 00:32:40.880
even do that interesting OnlyFans. Do you really

00:32:40.880 --> 00:32:43.200
believe she's a virgin? She was definitely getting

00:32:43.200 --> 00:32:47.339
plowed by an NLE chopper. Take me to the chopper.

00:32:47.579 --> 00:32:54.660
Get out of here. I'm doing this thing called

00:32:54.660 --> 00:32:57.640
overcompensating because I'm fucking tired. But

00:32:57.640 --> 00:33:00.119
I wanted to do this show. And MJ was just on

00:33:00.119 --> 00:33:02.289
the air two hours ago. And I'm just home from

00:33:02.289 --> 00:33:04.450
it. And if I would have waited too long, you

00:33:04.450 --> 00:33:07.109
know, hung out at a car of a bar, work would

00:33:07.109 --> 00:33:09.849
have never got done. There's this weird thing

00:33:09.849 --> 00:33:12.869
going on. There's this streamer named Neon. Seems

00:33:12.869 --> 00:33:15.470
like a good dude. Kind of reminds me of when

00:33:15.470 --> 00:33:19.849
I was 21, 22. Now, granted, his fame is vastly

00:33:19.849 --> 00:33:22.349
bigger than my Cleveland radio and Tampa fame.

00:33:22.849 --> 00:33:25.549
But when you're famous, quote unquote, known

00:33:25.549 --> 00:33:29.250
at a young age, and you got these hot ass cloud

00:33:29.250 --> 00:33:33.150
chasers after you, You don't care about if they're

00:33:33.150 --> 00:33:36.130
with you for intent or not. You just want to

00:33:36.130 --> 00:33:38.910
get laid. Especially when you're a nerd like

00:33:38.910 --> 00:33:41.630
me or Neon where you get cool and all of a sudden

00:33:41.630 --> 00:33:45.349
girls like you. And he was like fiending after

00:33:45.349 --> 00:33:51.369
Alabama Barker and busty ass. And you know what

00:33:51.369 --> 00:33:54.029
happened? They were doing a live stream where

00:33:54.029 --> 00:33:56.410
he was watching her hanging around all these

00:33:56.410 --> 00:34:00.650
dudes on a yacht. Oh yeah! And he got a little

00:34:00.650 --> 00:34:04.309
jealous. So now, I don't know if this is a publicity

00:34:04.309 --> 00:34:08.469
stunt or, because all of a sudden, Alabama Barker's

00:34:08.469 --> 00:34:10.769
crying. She's like, I don't know why people don't

00:34:10.769 --> 00:34:13.090
take me seriously. Because you're a side chick.

00:34:14.690 --> 00:34:20.449
But anyway, you're a bust out. At least someone

00:34:20.449 --> 00:34:22.789
like Diana Rossini that I'll get to during side

00:34:22.789 --> 00:34:25.650
chick news embraces being that. But all of a

00:34:25.650 --> 00:34:30.340
sudden, in Alabama Barker now is like doing this

00:34:30.340 --> 00:34:33.139
weird thing where she's on the beach with neon

00:34:33.139 --> 00:34:37.500
and she has like a side I don't know how to explain

00:34:37.500 --> 00:34:43.800
it it's like um real life words on the beach

00:34:43.800 --> 00:34:47.320
life -size letters and it says grateful for you

00:34:47.320 --> 00:34:50.019
and they're on the beach and she shows it off

00:34:50.019 --> 00:34:53.400
and here's neon and her it's a romantic beach

00:34:53.400 --> 00:34:57.480
day and forty thousand dollar diamond bracelet

00:34:57.480 --> 00:35:00.699
that she gave Neon. Because usually he's simping

00:35:00.699 --> 00:35:04.179
for them and giving them stuff. Beautiful. I

00:35:04.179 --> 00:35:07.239
just want you to know. I just want to bend you

00:35:07.239 --> 00:35:08.699
over and play you. I just want to tell you you're

00:35:08.699 --> 00:35:10.699
amazing. Oh, you're amazing. You're for real

00:35:10.699 --> 00:35:14.840
amazing. This is fucking insane. You guys, I

00:35:14.840 --> 00:35:16.480
was at the hospital and Neon came and sat with

00:35:16.480 --> 00:35:18.900
me. You know how she gives a good mouth hug or

00:35:18.900 --> 00:35:31.199
two. He is trying so hard to get her to like

00:35:31.199 --> 00:35:34.099
him. It's pathetic. I've been there. When you

00:35:34.099 --> 00:35:42.019
want a woman to bang you. These are beautiful.

00:35:43.480 --> 00:35:47.539
And then afterwards, this is them hanging out

00:35:47.539 --> 00:35:50.800
in her room and she calls Travis. Where they

00:35:50.800 --> 00:35:55.070
made it official after a beach date. She's pulling

00:35:55.070 --> 00:35:57.090
a prank on him because she likes the clout she's

00:35:57.090 --> 00:35:59.630
getting. And he thinks he has a chance to plow

00:35:59.630 --> 00:36:01.789
her and is jerking off to her every night. What

00:36:01.789 --> 00:36:03.929
a moron. You're going to learn, kid. Teach me

00:36:03.929 --> 00:36:07.630
how to gamble, guys. Oh, really? Yeah, she's...

00:36:07.630 --> 00:36:10.469
That's a good thing to know how to do. Yeah,

00:36:10.489 --> 00:36:12.349
I feel like... Travis is like, I was just banging

00:36:12.349 --> 00:36:14.949
Courtney and now you're interrupting me. I had

00:36:14.949 --> 00:36:17.110
shade done. I'm going to faint. It's really fun.

00:36:18.389 --> 00:36:21.030
Why? I don't know what's going on with Bama.

00:36:22.469 --> 00:36:25.590
You just need to rest. Yeah. Well, I love you

00:36:25.590 --> 00:36:28.110
so much. You need to get laid. I bought you lingerie

00:36:28.110 --> 00:36:31.550
for Christmas. Go put it on. Give Neon the night

00:36:31.550 --> 00:36:35.650
of his life. You need to, uh, Jill Cosby. What's

00:36:35.650 --> 00:36:44.110
that? Jill. Hello! Okay, I love your dad jokes.

00:36:44.429 --> 00:36:49.269
Show us your new tattoo. How riveting! They're

00:36:49.269 --> 00:36:51.929
not even showing the screen. We're watching them

00:36:51.929 --> 00:36:58.579
look at his tattoo. Good stuff. She's definitely

00:36:58.579 --> 00:37:02.219
a dumb blonde. Gypsy Rose lost more weight. Man,

00:37:02.219 --> 00:37:05.440
she's going to be a skeleton. Oh, supposedly

00:37:05.440 --> 00:37:07.840
the bargain meals have brought people back to

00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:13.719
McDonald's. I refuse. I had McDonald's like,

00:37:13.739 --> 00:37:16.659
I don't know, three weeks ago in Chicago with

00:37:16.659 --> 00:37:20.199
my mom. It's good. It's McDonald's, but it's

00:37:20.199 --> 00:37:22.860
like not worth the price. Like, go fuck yourself.

00:37:23.500 --> 00:37:27.599
You're out of your mind. All right. It's time

00:37:27.599 --> 00:37:38.539
for Sidekick News, bro. Count as a bitch. Turn

00:37:38.539 --> 00:37:44.800
it up. Turn it up. It's Hoppy Hour with Ryan

00:37:44.800 --> 00:37:51.179
Hoppy, baby. Sidekick News. We talking messy

00:37:51.179 --> 00:37:56.699
today. Uh, mic check, welcome to the circus Riding

00:37:56.699 --> 00:37:58.739
in the booth, cutting straight through the surface

00:37:58.739 --> 00:38:01.480
Call it like I see it, feelings in the hearse,

00:38:01.480 --> 00:38:04.340
kid You click the T, now you get the whole thermos

00:38:04.340 --> 00:38:06.780
The libs playing games, acting like they saints

00:38:06.780 --> 00:38:09.199
Got a whole spouse home, still sliding to the

00:38:09.199 --> 00:38:12.000
dates Screenshots saved, little goodnight, babe

00:38:12.000 --> 00:38:14.500
Then they on a yacht pick, trying to hide the

00:38:14.500 --> 00:38:17.079
face From the field to the runway, everybody

00:38:17.079 --> 00:38:20.099
frontin' Posting healing energy, while they DM

00:38:20.099 --> 00:38:25.300
'ing Can't tag the man, but you tag the watch

00:38:25.300 --> 00:38:28.099
he buys. This is side chick news. Side chick

00:38:28.099 --> 00:38:31.559
news. Ryan Hoppy gon' choose. Every fraud, every

00:38:31.559 --> 00:38:34.719
fling, every late night move. We exposed, we

00:38:34.719 --> 00:38:37.519
amused. Yeah, we say it like it is on an afternoon

00:38:37.519 --> 00:38:40.079
cruise. This is side chick news. Whole world

00:38:40.079 --> 00:38:42.780
tuned to the truth. You can hide from your man,

00:38:42.840 --> 00:38:45.460
can't hide from this booze. Side chick news.

00:38:47.579 --> 00:38:50.260
Phone light flashing. Who you trying to text?

00:38:50.340 --> 00:38:52.639
Got a ring on your hand, still shopping for the

00:38:52.639 --> 00:39:49.480
next. Reading what they have Co -op sucks when

00:39:49.480 --> 00:39:53.519
my actor report how it feels. Explanation. We

00:39:53.519 --> 00:39:56.719
low -key, that's the clue. You ain't made, you

00:39:56.719 --> 00:40:03.739
just headline a fool. Side chick news. Oh, yeah.

00:40:04.559 --> 00:40:07.880
Side chick news. Diana Rossini and Mike Grable

00:40:07.880 --> 00:40:10.800
rented a boat while she was pregnant. What a

00:40:10.800 --> 00:40:16.280
bust down. Oh, she's promiscuous. Side chick

00:40:16.280 --> 00:40:21.139
news. Hailey Beard says she's going to manifest

00:40:21.139 --> 00:40:25.400
a billion dollar sale. I bet you will, baby.

00:40:26.420 --> 00:40:30.960
And a billion dollar money sound as well. Because

00:40:30.960 --> 00:40:39.059
you know you like that. Joy Taylor released a

00:40:39.059 --> 00:40:42.219
new podcast after the Fox lawsuit. Oh, good.

00:40:42.340 --> 00:40:47.259
We get to hear dating advice from a skank. Diana

00:40:47.259 --> 00:40:49.500
Rossini's son is named Mike, but it's named after

00:40:49.500 --> 00:40:52.659
her brother. Not the guy she banged for seven

00:40:52.659 --> 00:40:57.000
years. Especially while she was pregnant. So

00:40:57.000 --> 00:41:00.139
here is a clip about what's going on with Mike

00:41:00.139 --> 00:41:06.099
Grable and Diana Rossini. It's wild out there.

00:41:06.579 --> 00:41:09.869
They've lost their mind. And Diana Rossini took

00:41:09.869 --> 00:41:13.130
a private boat trip together in 2021. I always

00:41:13.130 --> 00:41:15.309
wondered, because I've worked with morning radio

00:41:15.309 --> 00:41:16.849
hosts, they're cheating on their wife all the

00:41:16.849 --> 00:41:19.309
time. I always wonder what the wife's doing at

00:41:19.309 --> 00:41:21.349
home, knowing that they're inside of another

00:41:21.349 --> 00:41:24.349
woman. Like, oh, whatever. I'm going to have

00:41:24.349 --> 00:41:27.750
someone get inside of me. While the NFL insider

00:41:27.750 --> 00:41:30.679
was pregnant with her first child. TMV Sports

00:41:30.679 --> 00:41:32.760
obtained all the information surrounding this.

00:41:32.840 --> 00:41:35.480
It went down in Putnam County, Tennessee. And

00:41:35.480 --> 00:41:37.739
they held on to these pictures for a long time,

00:41:37.860 --> 00:41:41.739
man. In June 2021, while Vrabel was the head

00:41:41.739 --> 00:41:45.260
coach of the Tennessee Titans. Oh yeah! And Rossini

00:41:45.260 --> 00:41:47.639
was one of the most prominent NFL insiders in

00:41:47.639 --> 00:41:50.079
the game. Oh yeah, she was definitely, you know,

00:41:50.159 --> 00:41:53.099
letting people inside her. Now, the two, we are

00:41:53.099 --> 00:41:55.460
told, did not want to have their pictures taken.

00:41:56.119 --> 00:41:58.239
Duh, they don't want to get caught. Mm -hmm.

00:41:58.579 --> 00:42:02.340
Wow, breaking news. Throughout the entire trip,

00:42:02.500 --> 00:42:04.320
Vrabel agreed to take a picture with the crew.

00:42:04.579 --> 00:42:07.480
Rossini elected not to. Yeah, because you're

00:42:07.480 --> 00:42:12.300
hiding. Because you're a side chick. So how do

00:42:12.300 --> 00:42:14.719
you know this even happened? Well, we actually

00:42:14.719 --> 00:42:17.719
obtained documents that show Vrabel and Rossini

00:42:17.719 --> 00:42:20.860
signed off on a safety waiver to make sure everything

00:42:20.860 --> 00:42:24.329
was going to be okay with that. Oh, yeah. Now,

00:42:24.329 --> 00:42:26.789
later that summer, Rossini actually welcomed

00:42:26.789 --> 00:42:29.489
her first child with Kevin Goldschmidt. I am

00:42:29.489 --> 00:42:32.250
totally Kevin's kid. I'd get a paternity test.

00:42:32.409 --> 00:42:34.769
Her husband and, of course, you don't want to

00:42:34.769 --> 00:42:37.570
be like the Gold Digger song, 18 years. At the

00:42:37.570 --> 00:42:40.130
time, Vrabel was married to his wife, Jen. They

00:42:40.130 --> 00:42:42.929
got, oh yeah, Jen's so proud of him, pitched

00:42:42.929 --> 00:42:46.570
back in 1999. Oh yeah, she's the washed up hag

00:42:46.570 --> 00:42:48.610
at this point. Unfortunately, that's how he views

00:42:48.610 --> 00:42:51.510
her. I think she's hot, but. Now, we are told

00:42:51.510 --> 00:42:54.730
there was actually no PDA whatsoever throughout

00:42:54.730 --> 00:42:56.889
this entire trip, and they actually appeared

00:42:56.889 --> 00:42:59.030
very platonic, which... Oh, yeah, because they're

00:42:59.030 --> 00:43:01.130
not going to bang it public behind closed doors,

00:43:01.210 --> 00:43:06.730
though. You know he plows hard! ...is not what

00:43:06.730 --> 00:43:08.750
you can say about some other pictures of them

00:43:08.750 --> 00:43:11.869
together over the years. Whatever. It's less

00:43:11.869 --> 00:43:14.010
like a talking about them, yet I am here doing

00:43:14.010 --> 00:43:20.340
it. So I'm contributing to the problem! Another

00:43:20.340 --> 00:43:24.320
side chick right here. We all know that Justin

00:43:24.320 --> 00:43:27.340
Bieber had a hard time choosing between Selena

00:43:27.340 --> 00:43:30.159
Gomez, who's true wifey material, and Hailey,

00:43:30.199 --> 00:43:35.099
who's a side chick, and dreamed of marrying him

00:43:35.099 --> 00:43:38.360
because she has no talent. Besides being born

00:43:38.360 --> 00:43:40.760
into nepotism, she should join the FLZ morning

00:43:40.760 --> 00:43:43.760
show. Well, there she is talking about the judgment

00:43:43.760 --> 00:43:45.760
she receives from people. We're always supposed

00:43:45.760 --> 00:43:48.320
to go. You've been famous for a long time. You

00:43:48.320 --> 00:43:50.039
have been famous. You've been famous for about

00:43:50.039 --> 00:43:53.780
10 years, honey. For... Who in 2012 was like,

00:43:53.880 --> 00:43:56.980
oh yeah, Hailey Bieber. The family that you came

00:43:56.980 --> 00:43:59.500
from, the person that you married, now as a founder

00:43:59.500 --> 00:44:01.659
and a businesswoman in your own right, like,

00:44:01.760 --> 00:44:04.920
I'm curious if it... Oh yeah, she totally got

00:44:04.920 --> 00:44:07.119
the business up and running because of her talent,

00:44:07.179 --> 00:44:09.199
not because of her name and who she's having

00:44:09.199 --> 00:44:15.099
sex with. Ever feels... harmful or beneficial,

00:44:15.340 --> 00:44:19.079
like both sides of the coin, to have all of that

00:44:19.079 --> 00:44:21.820
history kind of be out there and have to have

00:44:21.820 --> 00:44:24.559
people know your story in that way. I just think

00:44:24.559 --> 00:44:26.360
being in this position in general. Yeah, people

00:44:26.360 --> 00:44:28.980
know that she ruined a relationship so she could

00:44:28.980 --> 00:44:32.019
get to the top. Heaven forbid we know the truth

00:44:32.019 --> 00:44:35.739
about these morons. That's the problem with the

00:44:35.739 --> 00:44:38.599
feministic movement is sometimes women try to

00:44:38.599 --> 00:44:42.929
excuse cheating. She's a bust down. There's a

00:44:42.929 --> 00:44:46.949
lot of judgment, you know, and I think that when

00:44:46.949 --> 00:44:50.090
when you're trying to figure out who you are

00:44:50.090 --> 00:44:52.469
on such a big scale in front of so many different.

00:44:52.550 --> 00:44:54.429
Yeah, I'm like, do I want to marry him? I'll

00:44:54.429 --> 00:44:56.510
be in a loveless relationship. He'll probably

00:44:56.510 --> 00:44:59.889
be bang and sexy red. But hey, I got a kid out

00:44:59.889 --> 00:45:06.389
of it. I got something out of it. People, it

00:45:06.389 --> 00:45:08.489
feels really restricting to be able to like.

00:45:09.639 --> 00:45:12.440
make really normal mistakes or like do the wrong

00:45:12.440 --> 00:45:14.860
thing or say the wrong thing and yeah you know

00:45:14.860 --> 00:45:17.079
you always gotta be careful i've hung around

00:45:17.079 --> 00:45:19.699
relationships that's starting radio where literally

00:45:19.699 --> 00:45:22.699
it's began an infidelity and the timetable is

00:45:22.699 --> 00:45:28.760
always interesting not be able to just naturally

00:45:28.760 --> 00:45:30.840
grow out of things and like grow in front of

00:45:30.840 --> 00:45:32.900
people and yeah it's hard to like grow and you're

00:45:32.900 --> 00:45:36.300
like yeah i was banging him he was banging selena's

00:45:36.300 --> 00:45:39.750
grumpiness And have that constantly be looked

00:45:39.750 --> 00:45:41.869
at in a microscope. I'm really uncomfortable

00:45:41.869 --> 00:45:44.369
a lot of the time in interviews. Please stop

00:45:44.369 --> 00:45:47.510
bringing up that I'm a side chick. I want to

00:45:47.510 --> 00:45:49.550
be credible, even though I don't have a credible

00:45:49.550 --> 00:45:53.710
bone in my body. Because I find that my words

00:45:53.710 --> 00:45:57.349
get twisted or, you know, things get totally

00:45:57.349 --> 00:46:00.710
misconstrued. And then it makes me want to, like,

00:46:00.750 --> 00:46:03.710
close off. You should close off. You're annoying.

00:46:04.269 --> 00:46:09.699
You're not that interesting. Trust me. Oh, it's

00:46:09.699 --> 00:46:14.159
time for Kardashian and royal family news. Yo,

00:46:14.159 --> 00:46:23.219
yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo.

00:46:23.840 --> 00:46:27.139
Yo, yo, yo. Newsflash, happy hour, got the tea

00:46:27.139 --> 00:46:30.550
spilling. Rose and Kardashian's dumb Nepo villains.

00:46:30.769 --> 00:46:32.769
Crowns made of cloud, castles built on fire.

00:46:32.769 --> 00:46:35.829
Joe shows a Nepo, baby. Everybody's fair game.

00:46:35.949 --> 00:46:38.690
Time for War of the Roses because we're on creative

00:46:38.690 --> 00:46:43.170
hacks. They don't chew. No hustle. Just a hand

00:46:43.170 --> 00:46:45.889
-me -down throne. Earn nothing. But they claim

00:46:45.889 --> 00:46:49.489
the zone. Royal family. Kardashian crew. Nothing

00:46:49.489 --> 00:46:53.130
new. Just the same old view. Nape -o babies riding

00:46:53.130 --> 00:46:59.179
on a silver spoon. Turn the dial. We'll see you

00:46:59.179 --> 00:47:10.559
next time. King Charles with his face on a pound,

00:47:10.659 --> 00:47:12.980
but no way to the wisdom, just a hollow sound.

00:47:13.280 --> 00:47:16.820
Kim's empire, makeup and scandals, selling us

00:47:16.820 --> 00:47:19.820
drama like lit birthday candles. Suits and tiaras,

00:47:19.880 --> 00:47:22.699
fake realities bloom, from Buckingham halls to

00:47:22.699 --> 00:47:25.940
Calabasas rooms. Hoppy's mic sharp, cut through

00:47:25.940 --> 00:47:28.380
the facade, dropping bars heavy, no applause

00:47:28.380 --> 00:47:31.960
for the fraud. Radio waves, truth in the static,

00:47:32.139 --> 00:47:35.190
calling out the fakers. Systematic from palace

00:47:35.190 --> 00:47:38.489
to mansion. All the same. Hoppy's voice loud.

00:47:38.590 --> 00:47:48.869
Breaking the game. Mm -hmm. Uh -huh. Oh, yeah.

00:47:54.929 --> 00:48:02.599
856 -4998. That's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet

00:48:02.599 --> 00:48:05.559
at me, at RyanHobbyRadio. You can always email

00:48:05.559 --> 00:48:17.199
me, RyanHobbyRadio at gmail .com. I just saw

00:48:17.199 --> 00:48:20.179
the Joe show posted on the FLZ page. It's like,

00:48:20.300 --> 00:48:23.739
producer Jade goes off about how they can't have

00:48:23.739 --> 00:48:27.710
kids. Unaffordable. And I felt like commenting,

00:48:27.829 --> 00:48:30.130
then how are you going to find the next generation

00:48:30.130 --> 00:48:32.429
nipple baby morning show? But I was like, I'd

00:48:32.429 --> 00:48:35.389
rather say it here. What's going on with Timothee

00:48:35.389 --> 00:48:38.610
Chalamet? Timothee Chalamet and Kylie Jenner

00:48:38.610 --> 00:48:40.849
are enjoying their date night at Madison Square

00:48:40.849 --> 00:48:43.210
Garden. I wonder if she knows a thing or two

00:48:43.210 --> 00:48:46.730
about balls. That was hacky. The lovebirds watched

00:48:46.730 --> 00:48:49.449
the New York Knicks play the Philadelphia 76ers

00:48:49.449 --> 00:48:53.030
on May 6th. She's such a hot piece of ass. He

00:48:53.030 --> 00:48:55.269
was spotted cheering on his team enthusiastically.

00:48:55.809 --> 00:48:59.190
There you go. He's being a Knicks fan. A better

00:48:59.190 --> 00:49:02.670
Knicks fan than Ben Stiller that was at the Met

00:49:02.670 --> 00:49:06.570
Gala. You're a phony! And you're whipped. If

00:49:06.570 --> 00:49:08.469
you'd rather go to the Met Gala like a twat.

00:49:09.309 --> 00:49:20.250
Happy Hot Topic! Oh yeah! Kim Kardashian's A

00:49:20.250 --> 00:49:23.929
Lady in Love. I feel really calm and at ease.

00:49:24.349 --> 00:49:26.429
The star stepping out. You definitely come along.

00:49:26.690 --> 00:49:29.889
You're a lady of the night. In NYC this week

00:49:29.889 --> 00:49:32.510
with her beau, F1 driver, Lewis Hamilton. He's

00:49:32.510 --> 00:49:34.570
going to be driving Kanye nuts. His former pal

00:49:34.570 --> 00:49:38.110
is plowing hard. I know there's rumors that people

00:49:38.110 --> 00:49:42.230
have banged my ex. I hope you enjoyed it. A Broadway

00:49:42.230 --> 00:49:45.739
date night at a show she's producing. So they

00:49:45.739 --> 00:49:48.579
went out and they had a date night. Oh, isn't

00:49:48.579 --> 00:49:56.239
that lovely? No! Happy Hot Topic! Kris Jenner's

00:49:56.239 --> 00:49:58.840
revealing how Ozempic took a toll on her body.

00:49:59.820 --> 00:50:04.260
Honey, you were like 110 pounds. I'm so sick

00:50:04.260 --> 00:50:06.920
and tired of people that don't eat Ozempic. Listen,

00:50:07.039 --> 00:50:10.039
I abided this war, but you had no doubt about

00:50:10.039 --> 00:50:12.389
it. I shared a picture this week. When I was

00:50:12.389 --> 00:50:15.090
50 pounds lighter in 2019 because of the keto

00:50:15.090 --> 00:50:20.690
diet, I was pooping all the time. Calton would

00:50:20.690 --> 00:50:22.710
be so boring. I'd be bored off and he talks for

00:50:22.710 --> 00:50:24.750
like 70 minutes in a row. I would just leave

00:50:24.750 --> 00:50:28.489
the board because I'd have to take a dump. Well,

00:50:28.590 --> 00:50:32.170
anyway, when I was 250 pounds, I thought I needed

00:50:32.170 --> 00:50:35.550
to get down to 200. So I'm all about body dysmorphia,

00:50:35.610 --> 00:50:38.570
but I was actually fat. When the hell is Chris

00:50:38.570 --> 00:50:43.409
Kardashian fat? Khloe Kardashian says she took

00:50:43.409 --> 00:50:47.449
drugs at Coachella. Oh, yeah. She's wild. And

00:50:47.449 --> 00:50:50.230
then I often say the Kardashians are the royal

00:50:50.230 --> 00:50:54.269
family of America. Here's the actual royal family.

00:50:55.929 --> 00:51:00.789
Man has been arrested May 6 near former Prince

00:51:00.789 --> 00:51:03.409
Andrew's residence after police responded to

00:51:03.409 --> 00:51:06.230
concerned calls about a man behaving in an intimidating

00:51:06.230 --> 00:51:09.800
manner. Oh, yeah, because Prince Andrew's. Never

00:51:09.800 --> 00:51:13.840
intimidating. NBC News reporting the arrest,

00:51:14.039 --> 00:51:16.659
citing the Norfolk Constabulary. Per the force,

00:51:16.820 --> 00:51:19.239
officers attended and the man was arrested on

00:51:19.239 --> 00:51:22.760
suspicion of a public order offense and possession

00:51:22.760 --> 00:51:24.840
of an offensive weapon. All right, there you

00:51:24.840 --> 00:51:28.179
go. I think he's offensive and he got pretty

00:51:28.179 --> 00:51:31.320
much away with being a pedophile. You'll never

00:51:31.320 --> 00:51:34.099
hear me cry any tears for him. He's a loser.

00:51:34.980 --> 00:51:43.409
Time for Beckham News. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Turn it

00:51:43.409 --> 00:51:50.320
up. Let me tell my talk real quick. They still

00:51:50.320 --> 00:51:52.760
first on the sheet. Been bending these corners.

00:51:52.800 --> 00:51:54.679
I've been running these streets. They scrolling

00:51:54.679 --> 00:51:56.880
for the cameras. I scrolling for the stats. Got

00:51:56.880 --> 00:51:59.000
trophies in my mind. They just posing for the

00:51:59.000 --> 00:52:01.880
flash. Everybody worship what the tabloids sell.

00:52:02.000 --> 00:52:04.059
But they don't see the work. They just buy that

00:52:04.059 --> 00:52:06.480
shell. I ain't hating on the hustle. I just hate

00:52:06.480 --> 00:52:09.659
the act. Built on PR teams and a filtered past.

00:52:09.880 --> 00:52:12.199
I ain't trying to be Beckham. That vibe tracks

00:52:12.199 --> 00:52:14.980
for me. Old Bramble Hollow just plastered to

00:52:14.980 --> 00:52:17.539
me. They live for the gossip. I'm past the feed.

00:52:17.599 --> 00:52:32.300
David Beckham. I came from the quiet where the

00:52:32.300 --> 00:52:34.500
lights don't reach. Where dreams ain't sponsored,

00:52:34.579 --> 00:52:36.820
they just bleed each week. They float on the

00:52:36.820 --> 00:52:39.440
rumor, I float on the beat. They flexing on the

00:52:39.440 --> 00:52:41.679
yacht, I'm investing in the team. I'd rather

00:52:41.679 --> 00:52:44.219
live my block than chase that fame. They'd rather

00:52:44.219 --> 00:52:47.440
chase a lens than change that game. If Icon means

00:52:47.440 --> 00:52:49.769
shallow, then keep That tag, you can have that

00:52:49.769 --> 00:52:52.809
mirror, I'll keep my bag I ain't tryna be Beckham,

00:52:52.849 --> 00:52:55.309
that vibe treasure me Whole brain for hollow,

00:52:55.429 --> 00:52:57.969
just blast it to me They live for the gossip,

00:52:58.030 --> 00:53:00.570
I'm past the feed David Beckham and his family,

00:53:00.670 --> 00:53:03.250
that's whack to me I ain't tryna be Beckham,

00:53:03.269 --> 00:53:06.110
that's last to me Oppressed, no soul, that's

00:53:06.110 --> 00:53:09.070
a casualty They pose, we grind, that's the cap

00:53:09.070 --> 00:53:11.329
you see David Beckham and his family, that's

00:53:11.329 --> 00:53:14.250
whack to me They can keep that stage, the fake

00:53:14.250 --> 00:53:17.570
rich energy I just keep it real, that's a remedy

00:53:17.960 --> 00:53:20.380
Remedy. If they ask me who I never want to be,

00:53:20.460 --> 00:53:23.059
say David Beckham and his family on the beat.

00:53:23.280 --> 00:53:34.000
Oh, yeah. So I'm really caffeinated right now.

00:53:34.280 --> 00:53:39.539
I just drank a Sunrise Balance Energy. And then

00:53:39.539 --> 00:53:43.639
right here I have the Ghost Energy Orange Cream.

00:53:43.820 --> 00:53:47.869
Oh, good. Now it's time to talk about those twats

00:53:47.869 --> 00:53:55.269
known as the Beckham. Victoria Beckham is slowly

00:53:55.269 --> 00:53:57.650
unmasking her and hubby David Beckham's parents.

00:53:57.670 --> 00:54:01.869
God, she's got a rockin' money. She may have

00:54:01.869 --> 00:54:04.250
no credibility staying with a cheater, but you

00:54:04.250 --> 00:54:07.130
know she gets her own. Parenting styles, revealing

00:54:07.130 --> 00:54:09.289
the famous couple don't like to put pressure

00:54:09.289 --> 00:54:11.670
on their four kiddos and only want them to work

00:54:11.670 --> 00:54:16.860
hard and be happy. All right, there you go. called

00:54:16.860 --> 00:54:18.519
they don't know how to parent and get their kids

00:54:18.519 --> 00:54:21.840
out the house. They're going to be nepo babies

00:54:21.840 --> 00:54:26.800
if they're not already are. Happy Hot Topic.

00:54:26.860 --> 00:54:34.300
What's going on here? Today on TMZ. The question

00:54:34.300 --> 00:54:36.679
million Millions of people were waking up to

00:54:36.679 --> 00:54:40.000
this morning. What the hell were people wearing

00:54:40.000 --> 00:54:42.840
at the Met Gala last night? Madonna. I'm so sick

00:54:42.840 --> 00:54:45.400
of the Met Gala. It's a bunch of douchey celebrities.

00:54:45.639 --> 00:54:50.099
Look at us. Look at us. Shut up. She had a ship

00:54:50.099 --> 00:54:53.320
on her head. Heidi Klum came as an actual piece

00:54:53.320 --> 00:54:56.239
of art. Kylie looked great. Did Timothy go? No.

00:54:56.300 --> 00:54:58.960
He went to the Knicks game like a real... Hell

00:54:58.960 --> 00:55:02.239
yeah! Do you know who didn't go to the Knicks

00:55:02.239 --> 00:55:04.900
game? Ben Stiller. Ben Stiller. He went to the

00:55:04.900 --> 00:55:08.300
Met Gala? He wore the orange tie. Oh, thank you

00:55:08.300 --> 00:55:12.320
for wearing an orange tie, Ben, you fraud. I

00:55:12.320 --> 00:55:17.320
don't like the Met Gala. I think it's so freaking

00:55:17.320 --> 00:55:22.000
douchey. You're not impressive. It's insufferable.

00:55:23.460 --> 00:55:32.280
It's the worst. You look like a tool. For douchebags

00:55:32.280 --> 00:55:53.440
Black card grim, sculpted and stiff You paid

00:55:53.440 --> 00:55:56.300
a lot for a costume shift Tiny talk, big fake

00:55:56.300 --> 00:55:58.940
laugh All for a photo and a paper pad Lights

00:55:58.940 --> 00:56:01.079
on your wrist, dead in your eye You came for

00:56:01.079 --> 00:56:07.059
the flex, not the pies. Look at that pose, look

00:56:07.059 --> 00:56:09.300
at that face. Hanging on charm, basing on the

00:56:09.300 --> 00:56:11.940
cake. All dressed up for a mirror show. Everybody

00:56:11.940 --> 00:56:15.719
knows, everybody knows. No, no, no, no, no, no,

00:56:15.719 --> 00:56:19.980
no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Metagalus, the douchebag.

00:57:01.199 --> 00:57:03.420
Paint it on charm. Baked in the cake. All dressed

00:57:03.420 --> 00:57:06.119
up for a mirror show. Everybody knows. Everybody

00:57:06.119 --> 00:57:11.659
knows. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Metagallop.

00:57:11.840 --> 00:57:18.599
The douchebags. Metagallop. All that brag. Plastic

00:57:18.599 --> 00:57:24.679
bow tie. Price too high. Metagallop. I just laugh.

00:57:25.260 --> 00:57:49.820
The douchebags. Take off the gold. You can't

00:57:49.820 --> 00:57:54.300
buy glass. You can only get sold. One more grand.

00:57:54.360 --> 00:58:00.639
One more sham. Oh, robot. The same damn scam.

00:58:01.679 --> 00:58:39.809
The douchebag. I know this thing. Blake Lively

00:58:39.809 --> 00:58:42.690
and Justin Baldoni. Finally. So sick of these

00:58:42.690 --> 00:58:46.269
mons. Settled their legal dispute. So this went

00:58:46.269 --> 00:58:48.949
absolutely nowhere. Everybody got blasted. Where

00:58:48.949 --> 00:58:50.789
does Justin go? Oh, yeah. I'll blast you, babe.

00:58:51.110 --> 00:58:54.590
They have so many powerful friends. Like, what

00:58:54.590 --> 00:58:57.489
does he do? God, what a buddy film. Ryan Reynolds

00:58:57.489 --> 00:59:03.199
and Justin Baldoni. Oh, yeah. Kim Kardashian

00:59:03.199 --> 00:59:08.460
will not be a lawyer in 2026. No! She's always

00:59:08.460 --> 00:59:12.420
good at getting guys up. Last November, she attempted

00:59:12.420 --> 00:59:15.219
to pass the bar and failed. And there is another

00:59:15.219 --> 00:59:18.559
opportunity to take the bar. God, she's so freaking

00:59:18.559 --> 00:59:22.780
hot for her age. Sit on my lap! She'll not be

00:59:22.780 --> 00:59:24.900
taking it then. Would you hire a lawyer who's

00:59:24.900 --> 00:59:27.940
failed the bar? Some of the best students in

00:59:27.940 --> 00:59:30.480
life. It's that point where they keep talking.

00:59:33.039 --> 00:59:38.340
I don't give a shit. Even though I just played

00:59:38.340 --> 00:59:41.480
your clip, so I kind of care. Hayden Panettiere

00:59:41.480 --> 00:59:44.480
is looking back on her relationship with ex Milo

00:59:44.480 --> 00:59:47.119
Ventimiglia. Man, if you have to talk about men

00:59:47.119 --> 00:59:52.000
for content, you got nothing. Wow. You're bisexual.

00:59:52.840 --> 00:59:56.039
So cool. During an interview with Us Weekly,

00:59:56.260 --> 00:59:58.619
published May 6th, the actress shares a glimpse

00:59:58.619 --> 01:00:01.099
inside her relationship with the actor, whom

01:00:01.099 --> 01:00:13.159
she dated from 2007 to 2009, while co -starring

01:00:13.159 --> 01:00:17.860
together on the show Heroes. Telling the outlet

01:00:17.860 --> 01:00:20.460
about their breakup, it was so out of left field.

01:00:20.579 --> 01:00:23.980
Nothing that big or explosive had happened. Whatever.

01:00:24.440 --> 01:00:26.880
Blah, blah, blah. You're bisexual. You probably

01:00:26.880 --> 01:00:29.639
weren't that into him. Mm -hmm. Trust me. I am

01:00:29.639 --> 01:00:34.539
the authority on all things bisexual girls. Whoa!

01:00:34.940 --> 01:00:39.230
Happy Hot Topic! It's almost closing time for

01:00:39.230 --> 01:00:42.489
the bear. I end every workday by listening to

01:00:42.489 --> 01:00:45.070
Closing Time by Sony Sonic. Revealing that the

01:00:45.070 --> 01:00:48.130
hit series will debut its fifth and final season

01:00:48.130 --> 01:00:51.250
on June 25th. For the first time, confirming

01:00:51.250 --> 01:00:53.309
that the show is officially coming to an end.

01:00:53.489 --> 01:00:55.690
Yeah, I don't know how much. I mean, I know I

01:00:55.690 --> 01:00:57.789
yell all show long, so it's kind of funny. But

01:00:57.789 --> 01:01:00.010
how much yelling in a restaurant do you want

01:01:00.010 --> 01:01:04.500
to watch? Although it does do a good job of accurately

01:01:04.500 --> 01:01:10.440
depicting Chicago. That and shameless. The final

01:01:10.440 --> 01:01:13.119
eight episodes will stream on Hulu and will air

01:01:13.119 --> 01:01:16.099
weekly on FX's cable channel. All right, there

01:01:16.099 --> 01:01:21.719
you go. The bear. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Home,

01:01:21.780 --> 01:01:24.699
and we are so grateful to them. And now, you

01:01:24.699 --> 01:01:27.780
know, it's time to move on, and... Jersey Shore

01:01:27.780 --> 01:01:30.420
star Ronnie Ortiz Magro breaking his silence

01:01:30.420 --> 01:01:33.420
after this now viral clip showed the 40 -year

01:01:33.420 --> 01:01:36.179
-old seemingly losing consciousness. Oh, man,

01:01:36.260 --> 01:01:39.179
he is so coked up. It's sad. In an interview.

01:01:39.480 --> 01:01:42.760
Home, and we are so grateful to them. And now,

01:01:42.780 --> 01:01:45.780
you know, it's time to move on. That footage

01:01:45.780 --> 01:01:48.360
leaving fans concerned something was wrong with

01:01:48.360 --> 01:01:50.219
Ronnie. There's a lot of things wrong with him.

01:01:50.650 --> 01:01:52.730
who's been open about substance abuse issues

01:01:52.730 --> 01:01:55.570
in the past. Now, he's speaking out on Instagram,

01:01:55.849 --> 01:01:58.789
writing, though everything may look perfect on

01:01:58.789 --> 01:02:01.309
the outside. No, it doesn't. No one's ever going,

01:02:01.389 --> 01:02:04.849
oh, yeah, Roddy's life is perfect. Every day,

01:02:04.889 --> 01:02:07.610
I battle my depression, bipolar, and anxiety

01:02:07.610 --> 01:02:10.070
in silence. No, you don't. You beat up people.

01:02:11.050 --> 01:02:13.449
I battle it in silence, besides on this show.

01:02:13.570 --> 01:02:15.989
I don't tell anybody. No one gives a shit. People

01:02:15.989 --> 01:02:22.690
go, man up. Shut up. Happy Hot Topics. The FDA

01:02:22.690 --> 01:02:26.210
announced yesterday the first authorization of

01:02:26.210 --> 01:02:29.630
fruit -flavored e -cigarettes. Oh, yeah, you

01:02:29.630 --> 01:02:32.010
know. Hey, you'll get lung cancer, but at least

01:02:32.010 --> 01:02:35.070
it tastes like frickin' banana. It's a major

01:02:35.070 --> 01:02:37.409
policy shift that comes after months of appeals

01:02:37.409 --> 01:02:39.329
to President Trump from the vaping industry.

01:02:39.750 --> 01:02:42.909
There you go. The vaping industry. I would love

01:02:42.909 --> 01:02:44.909
to see Trump take a hit of a vape. It'd be hilarious.

01:02:45.869 --> 01:02:51.090
Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! hide your children because

01:02:51.090 --> 01:02:53.710
the witches are back back back again but this

01:02:53.710 --> 01:02:56.949
time who lit the black flame candle e -news can

01:02:56.949 --> 01:03:00.369
confirm a6 that oh good job e -news confirms

01:03:00.369 --> 01:03:05.110
it they love telling you that no one cares work

01:03:05.110 --> 01:03:07.590
harder whatever that means hocus three is officially

01:03:07.590 --> 01:03:10.510
in its early stages of development from all right

01:03:10.510 --> 01:03:13.250
i need to watch hocus pocus with my ex it's okay

01:03:14.279 --> 01:03:17.019
If you get your rocks off, it's a good movie.

01:03:17.099 --> 01:03:18.400
But if you're watching it and you don't get your

01:03:18.400 --> 01:03:20.900
rocks off, it ain't that good. What's going on

01:03:20.900 --> 01:03:25.510
with Savannah Guthrie? Happy Hot Topic! Savannah

01:03:25.510 --> 01:03:28.429
Guthrie abruptly exits that Today broadcast mid

01:03:28.429 --> 01:03:31.190
-show. During the May 6th episode of the daytime

01:03:31.190 --> 01:03:34.050
news show, the host quietly left her post 90

01:03:34.050 --> 01:03:36.769
minutes into the broadcast. With her co -anchor

01:03:36.769 --> 01:03:38.829
Craig Melvin telling... Can you imagine you have

01:03:38.829 --> 01:03:41.730
to broadcast to the world the nonsense news that's

01:03:41.730 --> 01:03:43.829
included on this show that the Today show covers?

01:03:43.929 --> 01:03:46.389
And you have to pretend like you care when you

01:03:46.389 --> 01:03:48.710
don't know where the fuck your mom is. Viewers

01:03:48.710 --> 01:03:51.050
of The Departure, Savannah had to leave a little

01:03:51.050 --> 01:03:54.030
early. She'll be right back tomorrow. So there's

01:03:54.030 --> 01:03:56.530
that. And then here was their response to it.

01:03:58.280 --> 01:04:00.519
Savannah Guthrie is back in her Today Show anchor

01:04:00.519 --> 01:04:03.420
chair. The Today co -host returns to the NBC

01:04:03.420 --> 01:04:06.059
morning show on May 7th after abruptly leaving

01:04:06.059 --> 01:04:08.579
in the middle of a live broadcast the day prior.

01:04:08.920 --> 01:04:12.179
About 90 minutes into the May 6th newscast, co

01:04:12.179 --> 01:04:14.619
-anchor Craig Melvin tells viewers, Savannah

01:04:14.619 --> 01:04:16.840
had to leave a little early. She'll be right

01:04:16.840 --> 01:04:19.699
back tomorrow, though. Savannah, who shares kids

01:04:19.699 --> 01:04:22.079
Vale and Charlie with husband Michael Feldman,

01:04:22.179 --> 01:04:24.480
was back on set the following day but did not

01:04:24.480 --> 01:04:27.059
share. I thought they were estranged. I didn't

01:04:27.059 --> 01:04:28.739
know they were together. Very reason for her

01:04:28.739 --> 01:04:31.519
absence. The journalist had a challenging year

01:04:31.519 --> 01:04:33.900
following the disappearance of... I would say

01:04:33.900 --> 01:04:36.179
a challenging year is getting laid off by one

01:04:36.179 --> 01:04:38.699
of your side jobs. I would say not knowing where

01:04:38.699 --> 01:04:42.500
the fuck your mom is. It's a little more than

01:04:42.500 --> 01:04:45.980
challenging. Horrific year? Her mom, Nancy Guthrie,

01:04:46.039 --> 01:04:47.940
who was reported missing from her... All right,

01:04:47.960 --> 01:04:49.539
we don't need to relive it. But yeah, challenging

01:04:49.539 --> 01:04:52.239
to... Like, it's challenging getting up for morning

01:04:52.239 --> 01:04:55.500
radio, but you do it. Losing your mom is not

01:04:55.500 --> 01:05:02.199
challenging. That's horrible. Pete Davidson's

01:05:02.199 --> 01:05:04.860
girlfriend Elsie Hewitt says she's cracked the

01:05:04.860 --> 01:05:07.699
code when it comes to motherhood. She's such

01:05:07.699 --> 01:05:10.599
a hot piece of ass. Who shares four month old

01:05:10.599 --> 01:05:13.400
Scotty Rose Hewitt Davidson with comedian Pete

01:05:13.400 --> 01:05:17.219
opened up about her bottle feeding tips. She's

01:05:17.219 --> 01:05:23.070
got a rocking body too. Sit on my lap. The Tommy

01:05:23.070 --> 01:05:26.130
Tippy feeding maid simple guide. While she exclusively

01:05:26.130 --> 01:05:28.349
bottle feeds her daughter. Sometimes she looks

01:05:28.349 --> 01:05:31.829
24 and sometimes she looks 38. The 30 -year -old

01:05:31.829 --> 01:05:34.250
admitted that she had some difficulty finding

01:05:34.250 --> 01:05:36.090
the right. I was going to look up how old she

01:05:36.090 --> 01:05:38.789
was in any Tommy. Technique. After two weeks

01:05:38.789 --> 01:05:40.909
of struggling to get Scotty to drink from her

01:05:40.909 --> 01:05:43.809
bottle, a mom friend suggested she change the

01:05:43.809 --> 01:05:46.789
nipple size from a one to a two. All right, there

01:05:46.789 --> 01:05:49.349
you go. Same day, ordered some size 2 nipples,

01:05:49.469 --> 01:05:53.530
and lo and behold, she latched perfectly. She's

01:05:53.530 --> 01:05:55.630
got that natural beauty where it's not like you

01:05:55.630 --> 01:05:57.750
have to put on a pound of makeup to look hot.

01:05:58.590 --> 01:06:03.510
Alex! All I could hear was a lot less than this

01:06:03.510 --> 01:06:06.449
because she wasn't talking this much. All right.

01:06:06.630 --> 01:06:08.710
Well, look at who her mother and father are.

01:06:08.730 --> 01:06:10.369
They never shut up, even though they're talented

01:06:10.369 --> 01:06:12.889
in their own right. What's going on right here?

01:06:13.289 --> 01:06:19.420
Whoa! Martin Short makes his first public appearance

01:06:19.420 --> 01:06:22.380
after his daughter Catherine Short's death. It's

01:06:22.380 --> 01:06:24.539
gotta be hard, you know. Everybody's gonna come

01:06:24.539 --> 01:06:26.840
up to you with condolences, condolences, condolences.

01:06:27.059 --> 01:06:30.780
And that's nice and obvious. The 76 -year -old

01:06:30.780 --> 01:06:33.320
steps out for the Los Angeles premiere of Netflix's

01:06:33.320 --> 01:06:36.039
forthcoming documentary, Marty, Life is Short,

01:06:36.159 --> 01:06:39.380
on May 6th. Get it, Martin Short. Life is short.

01:06:39.500 --> 01:06:43.159
He's at the end of his life. The occasion marks

01:06:43.159 --> 01:06:45.260
his first public appearance since the death of

01:06:45.260 --> 01:06:48.059
his daughter, Catherine Short, in February. Oh,

01:06:48.099 --> 01:06:50.179
Marty's life is short. I get it. It's pretty

01:06:50.179 --> 01:06:53.440
clean. I wonder what it's like being an old entertainer

01:06:53.440 --> 01:06:55.199
where you could literally die right there in

01:06:55.199 --> 01:07:00.320
the red carpet. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Leigh

01:07:00.320 --> 01:07:02.260
-Anne Rimes is addressing a rumor that she's

01:07:02.260 --> 01:07:04.340
joining the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

01:07:04.679 --> 01:07:07.260
Ah, shit, give me the horn, shit. What is it?

01:07:07.300 --> 01:07:09.059
Don't Stop the Moonlight or whatever that song

01:07:09.059 --> 01:07:13.300
is? So freaking good. Amid speculation that the

01:07:13.300 --> 01:07:15.440
43 -year -old has been asked to join the Real

01:07:15.440 --> 01:07:17.699
Housewives of Beverly Hills, Leigh -Anne is setting

01:07:17.699 --> 01:07:26.860
the record straight. When Bachelor Nation alum

01:07:26.860 --> 01:07:29.300
Rachel Lindsay brings up the rumors on her podcast,

01:07:29.639 --> 01:07:32.260
The Morally Corrupt Bravo Show, Leigh -Anne writes

01:07:32.260 --> 01:07:36.019
in the comments section of the May 6th clip,

01:07:41.269 --> 01:07:44.210
She lives a good life, you know. Not everyone

01:07:44.210 --> 01:07:46.309
knows what she looks like, but she has the voice

01:07:46.309 --> 01:07:57.309
of an angel. Yeah, tornadoes scared the shit

01:07:57.309 --> 01:08:00.230
out of me. I ain't saying hurricanes are not

01:08:00.230 --> 01:08:04.760
bad, but tornadoes really scare me. And this

01:08:04.760 --> 01:08:07.639
guy is lucky he's okay. He was driving in the

01:08:07.639 --> 01:08:11.260
bad weather when lightning hit his car. Oh, he's

01:08:11.260 --> 01:08:15.000
one of those storm chasers. Look at me. Allison

01:08:15.000 --> 01:08:19.479
Hall spoke to him about his big scare. My big

01:08:19.479 --> 01:08:23.739
scare was a pregnancy scare. Oh, my God. Direct

01:08:23.739 --> 01:08:27.640
hit. Storm chaser Aaron Rigsby just got blasted

01:08:27.640 --> 01:08:30.760
by a bolt of lightning in his car. His Toyota

01:08:30.760 --> 01:08:39.979
RAV4 is completely fried. Pulling off the road

01:08:39.979 --> 01:08:42.960
near Tylertown, Mississippi, he radios to another

01:08:42.960 --> 01:08:51.079
storm chaser for help. I knew what he would sound

01:08:51.079 --> 01:08:53.640
like. Having his gear from the backseat, Aaron's

01:08:53.640 --> 01:08:56.939
out of there. He's still got a storm to chase.

01:08:57.279 --> 01:09:00.060
So you actually felt the lightning hit your car?

01:09:00.439 --> 01:09:02.720
Absolutely. It was just a really bright flash

01:09:02.720 --> 01:09:05.739
followed by the loudest thunder pop that I've

01:09:05.739 --> 01:09:08.239
ever heard in my entire life. Oh, I'm glad you're

01:09:08.239 --> 01:09:11.180
okay. Look at me. I don't do anything for clouds.

01:09:13.899 --> 01:09:16.920
I think it's so important to equally have anyone

01:09:16.920 --> 01:09:19.680
around you, especially a partner, that understands

01:09:19.680 --> 01:09:22.560
where your values are and what's important to

01:09:22.560 --> 01:09:26.119
you. That is a passive -aggressive shot at her

01:09:26.119 --> 01:09:29.119
saying Beaverhead in those areas. Gomez and husband

01:09:29.119 --> 01:09:31.840
Benny Blanco, they've got babies on the brain.

01:09:32.060 --> 01:09:34.060
Oh, yeah, you know, it's got to be fun making

01:09:34.060 --> 01:09:37.460
a baby with her. I know what matters to him,

01:09:37.460 --> 01:09:39.140
he knows what matters to me, and we're just there

01:09:39.140 --> 01:09:42.159
for each other. All right. The lovebirds, who

01:09:42.159 --> 01:09:44.359
tied the knot in September, are still in their

01:09:44.359 --> 01:09:48.180
newlywed bubble. Oh, yeah. And according to a

01:09:48.180 --> 01:09:50.960
source, they're loving married life. The transition

01:09:50.960 --> 01:09:53.500
has felt completely natural for them. All right,

01:09:53.520 --> 01:09:55.659
so we'll see if they have kids. That's going

01:09:55.659 --> 01:09:57.539
to drive Beaver nuts. We'll see him make some

01:09:57.539 --> 01:09:59.960
emotional music. And then Haley's like, what

01:09:59.960 --> 01:10:06.920
if I marry him? I'm an idiot. Now to Apple and

01:10:06.920 --> 01:10:09.859
the $250 million settlement over AI features

01:10:09.859 --> 01:10:12.260
on Siri. Rebecca Jarvis is back with the details

01:10:12.260 --> 01:10:14.739
of who's owed money from the company. What up,

01:10:14.739 --> 01:10:17.460
baby? Good morning again, Rebecca. Hi, nice to

01:10:17.460 --> 01:10:19.039
see you again, Michael. Hey, guys. Oh, they've

01:10:19.039 --> 01:10:21.079
totally banged. You hear that little pass of

01:10:21.079 --> 01:10:23.180
a grandson there? From the company. Good morning

01:10:23.180 --> 01:10:24.840
again, Rebecca. Hi, nice to see you again. Nice

01:10:24.840 --> 01:10:27.020
to see you again. I was on top of you last night.

01:10:27.340 --> 01:10:30.439
Mm -hmm. Michael, hey guys. And this impacts

01:10:30.439 --> 01:10:34.220
a lot of people. About 37 million iPhone owners

01:10:34.220 --> 01:10:38.600
are eligible for up to $95 in payment after Apple

01:10:38.600 --> 01:10:41.859
agreed to settle a $250 million class action

01:10:41.859 --> 01:10:44.579
lawsuit alleging the company misled customers

01:10:44.579 --> 01:10:48.279
about the AI capabilities of Siri. The lawsuit

01:10:48.279 --> 01:10:50.579
claimed Apple deceived customers by marketing

01:10:50.579 --> 01:10:53.100
enhanced Siri features. Apple deceiving people?

01:10:53.279 --> 01:10:58.510
No way! that didn't exist, leading them to buy

01:10:58.510 --> 01:11:01.350
iPhones based on false advertising. All right,

01:11:01.350 --> 01:11:04.649
there you go. My phone's starting to act up.

01:11:04.689 --> 01:11:06.250
It's the longest I've had a phone. It's two and

01:11:06.250 --> 01:11:07.729
a half years old. You know how there's like cat

01:11:07.729 --> 01:11:09.810
years and dog years? Two and a half years is

01:11:09.810 --> 01:11:11.729
like 80 years and an apple years, and I'm freaking

01:11:11.729 --> 01:11:12.970
out because I don't want to get a new phone.

01:11:14.550 --> 01:11:16.850
Nothing's new about it. It's just a scam. You

01:11:16.850 --> 01:11:20.430
have to go there. You got to transfer. Whoa!

01:11:20.949 --> 01:11:24.159
Happy Hot Topic! Don't say we didn't warn you.

01:11:24.180 --> 01:11:25.840
There's a big change coming to Instagram tomorrow

01:11:25.840 --> 01:11:28.399
night. Meta is about to drop a privacy layer

01:11:28.399 --> 01:11:31.920
from direct messages. So some of you have your

01:11:31.920 --> 01:11:34.520
DMs encrypted right now. That means nobody, not

01:11:34.520 --> 01:11:37.539
even Meta, can read them. That all changes tomorrow.

01:11:38.039 --> 01:11:41.920
Damn, it changes tomorrow. Because why does it

01:11:41.920 --> 01:11:44.260
change? I don't know why I did that. I clicked

01:11:44.260 --> 01:11:47.699
out of it. My bad. Don't say we didn't warn you.

01:11:47.720 --> 01:11:49.380
There's a big change coming to Instagram tomorrow

01:11:49.380 --> 01:11:51.960
night. Meta is about to drop a privacy layer

01:11:51.960 --> 01:11:55.479
from direct messages. So some of you have your

01:11:55.479 --> 01:11:58.060
DMs encrypted right now. That means nobody, not

01:11:58.060 --> 01:12:01.060
even Meta, can read them. That all changes tomorrow.

01:12:01.460 --> 01:12:04.760
Meta says it's taking that encryption away. Digital

01:12:04.760 --> 01:12:07.260
privacy expert Harry Morgan says if you want

01:12:07.260 --> 01:12:10.520
private messages, Instagram, well, really was

01:12:10.520 --> 01:12:13.100
never the place for that. All right, well, I

01:12:13.100 --> 01:12:16.060
don't know. I got nothing to hide. you can see

01:12:16.060 --> 01:12:19.619
my boring messages from listeners that are rude

01:12:19.619 --> 01:12:26.380
as fuck that's the whole basis of Hoppy's inbox

01:12:26.380 --> 01:12:31.500
my daughter Just recently went viral. Nick Cannon

01:12:31.500 --> 01:12:34.220
is clearing the air after his daughter's comments

01:12:34.220 --> 01:12:37.340
about her siblings went viral. Oh, yeah, you

01:12:37.340 --> 01:12:40.439
know, he's got way too many kids. In the April

01:12:40.439 --> 01:12:43.659
29th episode of Shannon Sharpe's podcast, Club

01:12:43.659 --> 01:12:46.880
Shay Shay, Nick is now explaining why his 15

01:12:46.880 --> 01:12:49.220
-year -old daughter Monroe can't. It's so weird

01:12:49.220 --> 01:12:51.399
to think when he was like a titan in the NFL.

01:12:52.909 --> 01:12:55.029
ah and there's the rumors that he likes a tight

01:12:55.029 --> 01:12:57.409
end uh the thing is who would have thought that

01:12:57.409 --> 01:12:59.609
he'd be like the celebrity gossip guy of the

01:12:59.609 --> 01:13:02.649
world and really meant the world thought the

01:13:02.649 --> 01:13:05.210
conversation was about something that it wasn't

01:13:05.210 --> 01:13:09.130
back in november 2025 monroe wrote on her instagram

01:13:09.130 --> 01:13:11.949
story that she only had one brother referring

01:13:11.949 --> 01:13:15.789
to her twin all right there you go sounds like

01:13:15.789 --> 01:13:18.170
he's got things really down with those kids not

01:13:18.170 --> 01:13:22.069
at all look It's a great job, but nobody knows

01:13:22.069 --> 01:13:23.550
what it's like to do one of these jobs unless

01:13:23.550 --> 01:13:25.289
you've done one of these jobs. Shut up, Gomer!

01:13:25.510 --> 01:13:33.640
It's a totally different beast. Stephen Colbert

01:13:33.640 --> 01:13:36.659
reacting to his late night replacement. The one

01:13:36.659 --> 01:13:38.880
that's brokered so they're making the company

01:13:38.880 --> 01:13:41.479
money while he costs them millions per year.

01:13:41.779 --> 01:13:44.220
And revealing exactly what he'll be doing after

01:13:44.220 --> 01:13:47.079
his final show. Brace yourself. It's finally

01:13:47.079 --> 01:13:49.420
happening. Colbert opening up to The Hollywood

01:13:49.420 --> 01:13:52.380
Reporter before Byron Allen takes over his time

01:13:52.380 --> 01:13:57.399
slot. CBS has decided to put comics on the leash

01:13:57.399 --> 01:14:04.319
on Monday through Friday at 11 .35. I love how

01:14:04.319 --> 01:14:06.180
it's called Comics Unleashed, but they're all

01:14:06.180 --> 01:14:12.460
reading off of a script. E .T. was on set with

01:14:12.460 --> 01:14:17.460
Byron in April when the deal was announced. It's

01:14:17.460 --> 01:14:20.020
expected to help CBS turn a profit in late night

01:14:20.020 --> 01:14:22.560
for the first time in years. Yeah, that's the

01:14:22.560 --> 01:14:25.659
problem. Did you hear that word? Turn a profit.

01:14:25.800 --> 01:14:29.140
They weren't making money. You know, I agreed

01:14:29.140 --> 01:14:32.140
to pay the network millions of dollars. Tens

01:14:32.140 --> 01:14:35.189
of millions of dollars. Okay, so. Yeah, I mean,

01:14:35.189 --> 01:14:37.229
he might be a douche, but he makes a lot of money.

01:14:37.289 --> 01:14:39.369
He makes crappy TV shows, but that boy makes

01:14:39.369 --> 01:14:41.930
money. Oh, this better work or I'm going to be

01:14:41.930 --> 01:14:45.930
in front of your house in a tent. That's a lie

01:14:45.930 --> 01:14:48.470
because you have many houses. Don't fall for

01:14:48.470 --> 01:14:51.729
that. He has many houses. So. Yeah, Kevin Frazier

01:14:51.729 --> 01:14:54.430
sounds a little jealous. What does Colbert think

01:14:54.430 --> 01:14:56.930
about the switch? Well, he calls Byron, who holds

01:14:56.930 --> 01:14:59.029
the title as the youngest comedian to perform

01:14:59.029 --> 01:15:02.189
on Johnny Carson, fascinating. He adds, He's

01:15:02.189 --> 01:15:04.449
like, yeah, I don't care why he gets it. I found

01:15:04.449 --> 01:15:06.350
out I wrote him the next morning and I said,

01:15:06.470 --> 01:15:08.930
hey, congrats. I heard you got the time. Good

01:15:08.930 --> 01:15:11.189
for you. Wouldn't it be lovely if you could drop

01:15:11.189 --> 01:15:15.850
Mr. Carson a note? Wow, that's so unfunny. Yeah,

01:15:15.869 --> 01:15:18.050
this is the first time we've had some... Whatever.

01:15:18.449 --> 01:15:21.090
God, he's not funny. That's why he owns your

01:15:21.090 --> 01:15:25.430
job. You're a moron. You think you're better

01:15:25.430 --> 01:15:33.050
than everybody, but you're stupid. Oh, yeah.

01:15:34.810 --> 01:15:39.430
We got about less than 160, 150 days until the

01:15:39.430 --> 01:15:45.409
NFL returns. But until then, Tyree Kills' estranged

01:15:45.409 --> 01:15:48.149
wife wants his records. Yeah, he's a scumbag.

01:15:48.930 --> 01:15:52.409
Taylor Heineke retired at 33. What an interesting

01:15:52.409 --> 01:15:59.630
career he had. And Stefan Diggs refuses to pay

01:15:59.630 --> 01:16:04.449
his male accuser. Stefan Diggs is the luckiest

01:16:04.449 --> 01:16:08.310
dude ever. We all know he's guilty. We all know

01:16:08.310 --> 01:16:11.289
he's a scumbag, but he got away with it. He should

01:16:11.289 --> 01:16:17.529
be proud of himself. He's a thug. Boy, did he

01:16:17.529 --> 01:16:22.159
get away with it. But Diana, I keep wanting to

01:16:22.159 --> 01:16:27.220
say Taurasi. Diana Rossini made some jokes about

01:16:27.220 --> 01:16:42.840
her husband because she's a skank. Hi, here's

01:16:42.840 --> 01:16:45.739
Diana Rossini. She was on Pardon My Take on Barstool

01:16:45.739 --> 01:16:50.449
Sports. And they were doing like, kind of a family

01:16:50.449 --> 01:16:54.090
feud. Barstool feud. How original. Okay, Diana,

01:16:54.210 --> 01:16:56.369
what is something you might close your eyes to

01:16:56.369 --> 01:16:59.670
do? When you have sex with your husband or wife.

01:16:59.869 --> 01:17:02.609
Again, this is from a family feud. What a hag.

01:17:02.989 --> 01:17:08.270
Can you imagine if a man said that? Oh, my wife

01:17:08.270 --> 01:17:13.609
uses teeth. It's done. That's the one. What a

01:17:13.609 --> 01:17:18.710
dumb broad. You make all women look bad. Because

01:17:18.710 --> 01:17:30.550
you're a bust down. I'm so behind on the NBA

01:17:30.550 --> 01:17:33.670
playoffs because I've been working with MJ. Right

01:17:33.670 --> 01:17:38.069
now, the Lakers are down 2 -0. The Oklahoma City

01:17:38.069 --> 01:17:41.170
Thunder and the Knicks are up against the Sixers.

01:17:41.449 --> 01:17:45.380
2 -0. It would have been so much more of an interesting

01:17:45.380 --> 01:17:49.800
series if the Celtics didn't choke. The Cleveland

01:17:49.800 --> 01:17:54.640
Cavaliers are down 2 -0 to the Pistons. And last

01:17:54.640 --> 01:17:59.319
night, a James Harden again. Enough of this.

01:18:00.460 --> 01:18:03.619
When it's all said and done, James Harden will

01:18:03.619 --> 01:18:07.039
always be a loser. Now, is James Harden a good

01:18:07.039 --> 01:18:09.979
player? Yeah. Hall of Famer. But everybody makes

01:18:09.979 --> 01:18:12.199
the Hall of Fame. If it was baseball, he might

01:18:12.199 --> 01:18:15.699
not make it. James Harden, when you need him

01:18:15.699 --> 01:18:17.640
to win a game. Hey, James, you're making all

01:18:17.640 --> 01:18:20.920
the hundreds of millions. Time to win a game.

01:18:21.560 --> 01:18:23.640
It's almost like he wants the offseason to end

01:18:23.640 --> 01:18:25.640
just so that he can go bang those women on his

01:18:25.640 --> 01:18:30.760
yacht. Last night, he went three for 13. Out

01:18:30.760 --> 01:18:35.319
for four from three, but made four free throws.

01:18:35.579 --> 01:18:38.619
Had a hard time saying that. And the thing is,

01:18:38.720 --> 01:18:41.260
there's a plus and minus, which means when you're

01:18:41.260 --> 01:18:44.100
on the court, were you up 15 points or down 15

01:18:44.100 --> 01:18:46.880
points? They were losing by 15 points when he

01:18:46.880 --> 01:18:50.880
was on the court. Man, James Harden has all the

01:18:50.880 --> 01:18:53.479
talent in the world, but once the NBA kind of

01:18:53.479 --> 01:18:55.859
started to crack down on flopping, he got exposed.

01:18:56.640 --> 01:19:00.180
He'll always be a loser. You're a loser, Harden.

01:19:00.220 --> 01:19:04.420
You can't do deadly squat. You always choke.

01:19:04.560 --> 01:19:12.880
It's insane. It's insane. You always choke. I

01:19:12.880 --> 01:19:15.279
don't know if he just doesn't care. I'd be embarrassed.

01:19:15.680 --> 01:19:19.979
All that dude does is choke. But Donovan Mitchell,

01:19:20.180 --> 01:19:22.460
I mean, man, that dude can't get out of the second

01:19:22.460 --> 01:19:28.760
round either. Here is Anthony Edwards talking

01:19:28.760 --> 01:19:33.319
about Mike Conley's longevity in the NBA. Conley

01:19:33.319 --> 01:19:36.619
was an all -star in the NBA. I think people forget

01:19:36.619 --> 01:19:39.500
about that. At once upon a time, he was one of

01:19:39.500 --> 01:19:41.979
the best point guards in the league. And I always

01:19:41.979 --> 01:19:44.000
tell him that, Mike, you used to be one of my

01:19:44.000 --> 01:19:46.720
favorite players. When I used to play 2K, I used

01:19:46.720 --> 01:19:48.899
to play with you and just run by everybody, shoot

01:19:48.899 --> 01:19:51.859
floaters and shoot layups all day long. It's

01:19:51.859 --> 01:19:55.359
kind of cute. Bet it makes Mike feel a little

01:19:55.359 --> 01:19:58.039
old. Bet that doesn't help out his midlife crisis.

01:19:58.899 --> 01:20:03.020
He's been playing for 20 fucking years. Here

01:20:03.020 --> 01:20:07.399
is a... Bitch -ass Jalen Brown bitching about

01:20:07.399 --> 01:20:10.960
being fined for criticizing the officiating in

01:20:10.960 --> 01:20:13.800
the playoffs, even though he choked. So I spoke

01:20:13.800 --> 01:20:18.979
to that. They fined me 50K. Season is over. Loser!

01:20:19.800 --> 01:20:24.370
Embiid cooked this. I'm moving on. But... The

01:20:24.370 --> 01:20:26.529
inconsistency of the officiating between playoffs

01:20:26.529 --> 01:20:29.810
and... Oh, shut the fuck up. You weren't bitching

01:20:29.810 --> 01:20:32.130
when you were up 3 -1, you little bitch. The

01:20:32.130 --> 01:20:33.750
season is not just something that's been talked

01:20:33.750 --> 01:20:35.970
about by me. It's been talked about and it's

01:20:35.970 --> 01:20:38.250
been seen. He tries to be a sage. He has that

01:20:38.250 --> 01:20:41.569
Kyrie Irving disease of, oh, my opinions matter

01:20:41.569 --> 01:20:44.630
because I speak really intelligently. Shut up.

01:20:45.630 --> 01:20:48.310
And, you know, you can find me and continue to

01:20:48.310 --> 01:20:51.380
find me, but it's just like... I care about this.

01:20:52.060 --> 01:20:55.659
Whatever, Dan. Blah, blah, blah. Here is Charles

01:20:55.659 --> 01:21:00.600
Barkley confronting Draymond Green on Inside

01:21:00.600 --> 01:21:02.970
the NBA. This is why we love Inside the NBA.

01:21:03.109 --> 01:21:04.989
It's the only show that's unfiltered. I don't

01:21:04.989 --> 01:21:08.229
see myself in another uniform, but I am also

01:21:08.229 --> 01:21:10.930
understanding of this business and know that

01:21:10.930 --> 01:21:14.050
it takes them to want me as much as I want them

01:21:14.050 --> 01:21:15.869
in order for it to continue. Well, it's over

01:21:15.869 --> 01:21:18.470
for the Warriors. There you go. I mean, no, no,

01:21:18.470 --> 01:21:24.449
no disrespect. No, no, no disrespect. It ends

01:21:24.449 --> 01:21:29.130
for every old team. You have your run. You get

01:21:29.130 --> 01:21:32.130
old. Y 'all let Clay go. You and Steph on the

01:21:32.130 --> 01:21:36.210
backside of y 'all careers, it just passed you

01:21:36.210 --> 01:21:38.489
by. Y 'all had one of the greatest runs ever.

01:21:38.970 --> 01:21:43.329
If you think you're not in the playoffs, you

01:21:43.329 --> 01:21:45.970
think you're going to get healthier for next

01:21:45.970 --> 01:21:47.689
year, you're just going to get older. That's

01:21:47.689 --> 01:21:49.529
no disrespect. You guys had one of the greatest

01:21:49.529 --> 01:21:52.859
runs of all time. If you want to compete. You're

01:21:52.859 --> 01:21:55.260
going to have to leave there. If Steph wants

01:21:55.260 --> 01:21:57.340
to compete, he's going to have to leave there.

01:21:57.659 --> 01:21:59.460
You're going to have to make that decision. What

01:21:59.460 --> 01:22:01.539
if they bring the right pieces in? They can't

01:22:01.539 --> 01:22:03.260
bring the right pieces because they don't have

01:22:03.260 --> 01:22:06.420
no cap space. Okay. They don't have any cap space.

01:22:06.520 --> 01:22:09.600
Do you believe that you believe what he's talking

01:22:09.600 --> 01:22:14.539
over here? Well, here's what I would say. We

01:22:14.539 --> 01:22:17.189
had to hurt for a reason. Right? Like, we're

01:22:17.189 --> 01:22:19.109
not. Because it's over. We're not oblivious.

01:22:19.109 --> 01:22:22.329
Yeah, yeah. So, like, this could be it. Man,

01:22:22.350 --> 01:22:24.810
Barkley needs to get punched across the face,

01:22:24.890 --> 01:22:27.529
which she has been. Barkley, that's the thing

01:22:27.529 --> 01:22:30.270
that makes me laugh. It ended for Larry Bird

01:22:30.270 --> 01:22:35.550
Celtics. It ended for Isaiah Thomas. It ended

01:22:35.550 --> 01:22:41.909
for Michael Jordan. There you go. This woman

01:22:41.909 --> 01:22:46.400
in the WNBA. Let me see if I can do it. Ariki

01:22:46.400 --> 01:22:50.979
Arika Ogin Bawalali. I'd feel bad for the announcer

01:22:50.979 --> 01:22:54.220
of the WNBA arena that has to say that name.

01:22:55.560 --> 01:22:58.119
Her battery charge was dropped after allegedly

01:22:58.119 --> 01:23:03.300
punching a man in the club. I never want to hear

01:23:03.300 --> 01:23:06.720
the WNBA talk about, oh, we don't get paid and

01:23:06.720 --> 01:23:10.039
we don't get equal rights. And then you get away

01:23:10.039 --> 01:23:14.420
with abuse. When someone like, I don't know,

01:23:14.500 --> 01:23:17.800
one of the NBA players do it, they get charged

01:23:17.800 --> 01:23:20.199
and they get probation. But a woman did it? Oh,

01:23:20.239 --> 01:23:24.500
we're going to drop the charges. Shut up. I think

01:23:24.500 --> 01:23:27.659
it's absolutely ridiculous how women get away

01:23:27.659 --> 01:23:31.840
with beating up men. Taylor, Frankie, Pug, I

01:23:31.840 --> 01:23:33.579
don't know what it is. This woman, it's hard

01:23:33.579 --> 01:23:35.520
to say her name, got away with it. Do you see

01:23:35.520 --> 01:23:39.369
the problem? You want equal rights, but when

01:23:39.369 --> 01:23:41.050
it comes to criminal charges, then you're like,

01:23:41.109 --> 01:23:46.149
I'm good. I'm good. That's hypocritical. That's

01:23:46.149 --> 01:23:48.909
phony. She's frightening in her mugshot. There

01:23:48.909 --> 01:23:51.430
is not an attractive bone in that mugshot, which

01:23:51.430 --> 01:23:53.670
means she'll beat your ass. And that's what she

01:23:53.670 --> 01:24:07.520
did. But charges got dropped, so whatever. Yo,

01:24:07.640 --> 01:24:11.619
yo, yo Static crackles, Hoppy on the air Spilling

01:24:11.619 --> 01:24:14.579
radio secrets, man, he don't care Airing out

01:24:14.579 --> 01:24:17.779
the closet, skeletons in pairs DJ Drama, he's

01:24:17.779 --> 01:24:20.699
the one who dares Program director, scheming

01:24:20.699 --> 01:24:23.340
in the back room Payola playlist, rigged like

01:24:23.340 --> 01:24:26.100
monsoon Fake callers on the line, they rehearse

01:24:26.100 --> 01:24:28.939
too soon Truth hits harder than a baseline boom

01:24:28.939 --> 01:24:32.260
Radio snitching, Hoppy spitting the truth Pulling

01:24:32.260 --> 01:24:39.869
back the curtain, exposing the booth Morning

01:24:39.869 --> 01:24:42.590
shows faker than they laughs at six. Producers

01:24:42.590 --> 01:24:45.109
ghost write, hosts write the scripts. Interns

01:24:45.109 --> 01:24:47.510
running miles, unpaid trips. While the suits

01:24:47.510 --> 01:24:50.949
sip coffee, counting clicks. He's the voice that

01:24:50.949 --> 01:24:54.729
the FM fears. Mic in hand, cutting through veneers.

01:24:55.010 --> 01:25:13.420
Pulling cards, no regard for careers. I saw this

01:25:13.420 --> 01:25:20.460
headline. It cracked me up. Radio's like, we're

01:25:20.460 --> 01:25:24.539
relevant. We swear. iHeartRadio has teamed up

01:25:24.539 --> 01:25:27.899
with MapQuest .com. Oh, yeah. What I think are

01:25:27.899 --> 01:25:45.720
relevant. I think of MapQuest. RyanHoppyRadio

01:25:45.720 --> 01:25:48.300
.com Hoppy Hour will be right back. Whenever

01:25:48.300 --> 01:25:53.640
we're going outside, all I smell is poop. And

01:25:53.640 --> 01:25:58.779
we'll call it a day. As a reminder, if you don't

01:25:58.779 --> 01:26:01.100
feel like listening to this next song, you can

01:26:01.100 --> 01:26:03.880
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

01:26:03.880 --> 01:26:06.319
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

01:26:07.739 --> 01:26:09.840
My mic was off. Let's see if this is the right

01:26:09.840 --> 01:26:11.460
button, because I'm going off of my computer.

01:26:11.819 --> 01:26:14.319
Mm -hmm. Is he going to say Fresno right back?

01:26:14.640 --> 01:26:19.159
And now. No, wrong one. This is the unconventionalness

01:26:19.159 --> 01:26:22.479
of happy hour. Don't worry, Fresno. Happy hour

01:26:22.479 --> 01:26:26.100
will be right back. If you're listening in Fresno,

01:26:26.119 --> 01:26:27.779
it's a Monday morning, but it was the weekend.

01:26:28.000 --> 01:26:31.720
And every Friday, we do every day my weekend.

01:26:34.060 --> 01:26:59.090
Here is DJ Young. We'll be right back. We gon'

01:26:59.229 --> 01:27:02.050
ball, we gon' ball, we gon' ball, we gon' ball

01:27:02.050 --> 01:27:05.170
Man, every day my weekend, hoes I be freaking

01:27:05.170 --> 01:27:07.949
You blame it, make it rain, but it drop, literally

01:27:07.949 --> 01:27:11.109
Nigga, I'm just light -skinned, I ain't Puerto

01:27:11.109 --> 01:27:14.489
Rican Michael Jackson, PC, my ice the like it's

01:27:14.489 --> 01:27:18.250
Christmas But I'm amazing, come out with my agent

01:27:18.250 --> 01:27:20.930
Bitch, I'm the boss, so they think that I'm a

01:27:20.930 --> 01:27:23.930
rave Yeah, I'm token like the Taliban, two -spot

01:27:23.920 --> 01:27:28.539
Sit so high, don't stop no bitch I land And all

01:27:28.539 --> 01:27:31.319
this ain't juice man, but I'm on that juice man

01:27:31.319 --> 01:27:34.180
Get me five bottles of that goose, I get a loose

01:27:34.180 --> 01:27:37.140
man For real baby, you come and do that on my

01:27:37.140 --> 01:27:40.100
handstand I do this shit every day, ballin' to

01:27:40.100 --> 01:27:43.000
my plan Girl ballin' is my nine to five, mean

01:27:43.000 --> 01:27:45.199
it's crooked, you a liar You don't want this

01:27:45.199 --> 01:27:47.479
kind of beat, you will get in touch with mine

01:27:47.479 --> 01:27:49.880
Hershey's to be versus nigga, you just sweet

01:27:49.880 --> 01:27:52.260
Like Hershey's, we been in between ya girl, five

01:27:52.260 --> 01:29:27.649
feet Surprise! Monday, I don't take a day. Yo,

01:29:27.689 --> 01:29:30.210
it's clubbing in the station. In my nigga, Q

01:29:30.210 --> 01:29:33.130
-Angelo. Chickens see the insides. First, they

01:29:33.130 --> 01:29:35.529
take they shirt off. Second, when they hear our

01:29:35.529 --> 01:30:31.909
songs, then they take they skirt off. hour doing

01:30:31.909 --> 01:30:36.229
garbage time which is a term i learned from the

01:30:36.229 --> 01:30:38.210
two guys named chris show and free beer and howling

01:30:38.210 --> 01:30:41.090
when you're syndicated and you're in the later

01:30:41.090 --> 01:30:43.550
part of the show you do the news that's catering

01:30:43.550 --> 01:30:45.890
to the cities you're hurting so we're gonna do

01:30:45.890 --> 01:30:49.810
cleveland news chicago news fresno news and tampa

01:30:49.810 --> 01:30:54.789
news i'm starting to really wake up but first

01:30:54.789 --> 01:31:13.619
let's do this Door is closing. And now, something

01:31:13.619 --> 01:31:17.960
completely different. It's time for Hoppy in

01:31:17.960 --> 01:31:49.520
the morning. It's Hoppy! Oh, yeah. Can this plane?

01:31:49.699 --> 01:31:54.000
Why does it always do this? My automation. What

01:31:54.000 --> 01:31:57.000
the fuck just happened? My power just went off

01:31:57.000 --> 01:32:01.960
for a second. The fuck? What's going on? My board

01:32:01.960 --> 01:32:04.520
didn't go off. That was weird. So the automation

01:32:04.520 --> 01:32:10.899
on my computer, the automation on my board. Oh

01:32:10.899 --> 01:32:14.619
my God. It's chaos. I'm going to do this. All

01:32:14.619 --> 01:32:17.060
right. I just had to start over. I didn't lose

01:32:17.060 --> 01:32:19.300
my show. Thank God. But my power went out. It's

01:32:19.300 --> 01:32:21.760
irritating. All right. This is what I've been

01:32:21.760 --> 01:32:23.779
meaning to do. I know for you guys, you just

01:32:23.779 --> 01:32:25.779
like heard one second of me freaking out, but

01:32:25.779 --> 01:32:27.859
I was freaking out a little bit, but now we're

01:32:27.859 --> 01:32:30.300
going to do this right here. It just wants to

01:32:30.300 --> 01:32:36.489
play. 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773.

01:32:36.609 --> 01:32:40.810
You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. And you

01:32:40.810 --> 01:32:45.289
can always email me, RyanHoppyRadio at gmail

01:32:45.289 --> 01:32:51.149
.com. Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. Let's

01:32:51.149 --> 01:32:54.970
get back on track. The other stations are tuned

01:32:54.970 --> 01:33:26.260
in too. Yeah, say brag, brag Hey, hey, hoppies

01:33:26.260 --> 01:33:29.159
in the house Hands up, hands up, wild in the

01:33:29.159 --> 01:33:32.960
crowd Say hoppy hour, hoppy hour Say turn it

01:33:32.960 --> 01:33:37.000
louder, turn it louder Hey, hey, hoppies in the

01:33:37.000 --> 01:33:40.119
house Talk that talk, we call them all out From

01:33:40.119 --> 01:33:43.220
Chi -town blocks to the Tampa sun If you're scared

01:33:43.220 --> 01:33:46.720
of the truth, better start to run 6ix9ine, big

01:33:46.720 --> 01:33:49.960
mic, big talk Midwest made, now he run the Gulf

01:33:49.960 --> 01:34:06.380
Coast walk I gotta take a hit of this pen. I'm

01:34:06.380 --> 01:34:13.979
getting anxiety. If only you knew how much work

01:34:13.979 --> 01:34:24.449
I put into sitting here and just ranting. If

01:34:24.449 --> 01:34:26.649
you're scared of the truth, better start to run

01:34:26.649 --> 01:34:30.029
When the city roots, but he love that show Tampa

01:34:30.029 --> 01:34:32.949
Bay breeze, he want more, more, more Lines lit

01:34:32.949 --> 01:34:36.310
up, every state on blast National wave, got the

01:34:36.310 --> 01:34:39.470
dial on max He love women, yeah, he say it bold

01:34:39.470 --> 01:34:43.569
Flirt on air, let the stories unfold Raw conversation,

01:34:43.770 --> 01:34:46.310
never planned it safe If you fake on the date,

01:34:46.390 --> 01:34:49.609
he expose that face Hey, homies in the house,

01:34:49.829 --> 01:35:33.770
what? Cool. Oh yeah, let's do this right here.

01:35:35.210 --> 01:35:37.770
Travis Kelsey is revealing how Taylor Swift has

01:35:37.770 --> 01:35:40.210
made him more of a man. Speaking on his new Heights

01:35:40.210 --> 01:35:42.270
podcast. Yeah, you really can't cheat on her

01:35:42.270 --> 01:35:45.649
like you did with Kayla Nicole. May 6th, the

01:35:45.649 --> 01:35:49.350
Kansas City Chiefs tight end. Oh, yeah. And how

01:35:49.350 --> 01:35:50.909
he and his brother have been self -proclaimed

01:35:50.909 --> 01:35:53.390
picky eaters since childhood. That's when the

01:35:53.390 --> 01:35:55.949
topic of Taylor expanding his palate came up.

01:35:56.090 --> 01:35:59.390
He says. Yeah, you know, he was a chicken nugget

01:35:59.390 --> 01:36:01.810
guy. Use this in the episode, but I feel like

01:36:01.810 --> 01:36:04.170
Taylor has definitely expanded. I gotta use it

01:36:04.170 --> 01:36:07.050
now. I gotta use it. We can use it. There's nothing

01:36:07.050 --> 01:36:09.029
wrong with that. I feel like. Have you grown

01:36:09.029 --> 01:36:10.869
up? There's nothing wrong with it. He's more

01:36:10.869 --> 01:36:14.300
adventurous with food. Oh, yeah. Not adventurous

01:36:14.300 --> 01:36:19.199
and bad. I imagine her being a dead fish. Tampa

01:36:19.199 --> 01:37:00.920
Bay News. Ryan hop on the mic, spitting fire

01:37:00.920 --> 01:37:03.939
again. National waves and the city's his friend.

01:37:04.140 --> 01:37:06.779
Talking headlines, man, you can't resist. Every

01:37:06.779 --> 01:37:09.539
scoop hitting harder than a clenched fist. Tampa

01:37:09.539 --> 01:37:30.340
Bay News, we making it spin. Let's do this right

01:37:30.340 --> 01:37:36.579
now. No! Copy hot topic! Officials with the Bradenton

01:37:36.579 --> 01:37:38.560
Police Department say they have fired a patrol

01:37:38.560 --> 01:37:41.359
officer after her overnight arrest in Manatee

01:37:41.359 --> 01:37:44.180
County. Investigators say 29 -year -old Quinlan

01:37:44.180 --> 01:37:47.060
Parno faces charges of domestic... Gosh, it's

01:37:47.060 --> 01:37:53.170
freaking hot. A copy and dirty? No way! and burglary

01:37:53.170 --> 01:37:55.510
of an occupied dwelling. The sheriff's office

01:37:55.510 --> 01:37:59.149
says those allegations come. Loser! These are

01:37:59.149 --> 01:38:01.829
the same cops that claim to serve and protect

01:38:01.829 --> 01:38:04.869
you, yet they're dirty morons. From an off -duty

01:38:04.869 --> 01:38:07.050
domestic violence incident Wednesday morning,

01:38:07.189 --> 01:38:09.449
and she joined that department back in 2020.

01:38:10.170 --> 01:38:12.850
They were desperate for any higher income of

01:38:12.850 --> 01:38:17.079
it. Mm -hmm. What's going on here? Tonight, gas

01:38:17.079 --> 01:38:19.859
prices on the rise. Right now, the average price

01:38:19.859 --> 01:38:24.420
per gallon in Florida is $4 .46. That is 30 cents

01:38:24.420 --> 01:38:27.819
more than just a week ago. Yeah, it's always

01:38:27.819 --> 01:38:30.039
depressing when you drive by your gas station.

01:38:30.079 --> 01:38:32.779
You're like, what's the fucking price now? Only

01:38:32.779 --> 01:38:36.520
$1 .50 more than one year ago today. Drivers

01:38:36.520 --> 01:38:38.340
across the nation have been working to balance

01:38:38.340 --> 01:38:41.840
the new price. Ah, so that's going on. I don't

01:38:41.840 --> 01:38:44.600
know. The news about the gas prices is so fucking

01:38:44.600 --> 01:38:47.659
depressing. Then there's this. Happening today,

01:38:47.699 --> 01:38:49.439
closing arguments set to begin in the murder

01:38:49.439 --> 01:38:52.380
trial of rapper Julio Fulio. Four men are accused

01:38:52.380 --> 01:38:54.380
of killing the man whose real name was Charles

01:38:54.380 --> 01:38:56.619
Jones. Eight on your sides, Beth Rousseau live.

01:38:56.659 --> 01:38:59.500
I'd call myself Julio Fulio if my name was Charles

01:38:59.500 --> 01:39:02.399
Jones. This morning in Tampa with a look at what

01:39:02.399 --> 01:39:04.380
we can expect inside the courtroom later on this

01:39:04.380 --> 01:39:07.539
morning. Hi, Beth. What up, baby doll? Hey, good

01:39:07.539 --> 01:39:09.439
morning. So we've done extensive coverage of

01:39:09.439 --> 01:39:11.520
this case, but today's really important for these

01:39:11.520 --> 01:39:14.060
four defendants because prosecutors have previously

01:39:14.060 --> 01:39:16.779
said if they are convicted by these jurors, then

01:39:16.779 --> 01:39:18.979
they will seek the death penalty for all four

01:39:18.979 --> 01:39:22.819
of them. Losers! Hope it was worth it. Today,

01:39:22.880 --> 01:39:24.619
prosecutors are going to have the chance to summarize

01:39:24.619 --> 01:39:26.680
all of the evidence that they've presented over

01:39:26.680 --> 01:39:29.829
the past few weeks inside the courtroom. These

01:39:29.829 --> 01:39:33.670
conspirators didn't hesitate not for one moment

01:39:33.670 --> 01:39:38.850
and not for one second. All right, so there's

01:39:38.850 --> 01:39:43.850
Haley Ophelia. What's going on here? Publix appears

01:39:43.850 --> 01:39:46.609
to be quietly backing away from allowing customers

01:39:46.609 --> 01:39:50.489
to openly carry firearms. Yeah, who's great idea

01:39:50.489 --> 01:39:54.359
was Haley Ophelia, man? That's just months after

01:39:54.359 --> 01:39:56.899
the Florida -based grocery chain embraced the

01:39:56.899 --> 01:40:00.159
state's new open carry law. Man, open carry scares

01:40:00.159 --> 01:40:02.939
me. People that love guns are losers. You're

01:40:02.939 --> 01:40:09.260
dummies. Low IQ morons. An influencer from Sarasota

01:40:09.260 --> 01:40:12.640
is now accused of possessing child porn. Of course!

01:40:12.859 --> 01:40:17.680
He's an influencer from Sarasota! Deputies say

01:40:17.680 --> 01:40:20.439
18 -year -old Mason Hull, who goes by Hullo online,

01:40:20.899 --> 01:40:24.340
admitted to paying for child porn. Oh, what a

01:40:24.340 --> 01:40:29.220
loser. And then what's, what's going on right

01:40:29.220 --> 01:40:33.689
here? Mm -hmm. Today, capital murder charges

01:40:33.689 --> 01:40:36.369
were filed against the suspect accused of killing

01:40:36.369 --> 01:40:39.630
those two USF doctoral students. Also today,

01:40:39.850 --> 01:40:43.329
the university honored those students with a

01:40:43.329 --> 01:40:45.609
moment of silence during their first commencement

01:40:45.609 --> 01:40:48.329
ceremony of the season. News Channel 8's Emmy

01:40:48.329 --> 01:40:51.069
D 'Archia is live tonight in Tampa with more

01:40:51.069 --> 01:40:56.770
on the story. And those two capital murder charges

01:40:56.770 --> 01:40:59.550
are for the deaths of Nahida Bristi and Zamil

01:40:59.550 --> 01:41:01.470
Amon. The suspect, Hisham Abu Garbiyeh, could

01:41:01.470 --> 01:41:04.430
be facing the death penalty if he is found guilty.

01:41:08.329 --> 01:41:17.510
Yeah, so that's what happened there. That dude,

01:41:17.670 --> 01:41:19.949
I know he's not listening, but if there's any

01:41:19.949 --> 01:41:23.229
chance you're listening, you will always be remembered.

01:41:23.739 --> 01:41:32.560
As a loser. Yeah. Time for Chicago news. Yeah.

01:41:42.500 --> 01:41:53.810
Yeah. All in ten heights, now the cynic is tight.

01:41:53.909 --> 01:41:56.210
From the berms to the block, that's a hell of

01:41:56.210 --> 01:41:58.750
a hike. Turn the dial, see his name on the lights.

01:41:59.170 --> 01:42:01.850
He got callers on the line, trying to break they

01:42:01.850 --> 01:42:04.329
news. From the side to the sticks, they relate

01:42:04.329 --> 01:42:06.890
to the views. Every segment like a story from

01:42:06.890 --> 01:42:09.930
the avenue. Turn slick, then he fact check the

01:42:09.930 --> 01:42:15.050
attitude. This that Chicago news. Hop it out

01:42:15.050 --> 01:42:17.590
and let them choose. From the heights to the

01:42:17.590 --> 01:42:42.630
loop. Here is this. Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson

01:42:42.630 --> 01:42:44.829
is getting ready to go to Springfield where he's

01:42:44.829 --> 01:42:46.470
going to be. I don't like this guy. He seems

01:42:46.470 --> 01:42:49.409
like just an absolute dirtbag. He was friends

01:42:49.409 --> 01:42:52.869
with Lil Dak. That should say enough. Lobbying

01:42:52.869 --> 01:42:56.149
to restore local government redistributive funds,

01:42:56.250 --> 01:42:59.890
also known as LGRF. So this is money that the

01:42:59.890 --> 01:43:01.909
state collects that you pay into. It comes from

01:43:01.909 --> 01:43:04.829
state income tax. So this money is then funneled

01:43:04.829 --> 01:43:11.840
back to. Who the fuck's calling? One second.

01:43:13.640 --> 01:43:15.500
I'm getting a call from my apartment. We're going

01:43:15.500 --> 01:43:20.100
to take a quick break. All right? One second.

01:43:22.720 --> 01:43:27.960
856 -49 -HAPPY. Hello? Oh, so much chaos going

01:43:27.960 --> 01:43:30.479
on. The electrical work's having to come over

01:43:30.479 --> 01:43:32.680
to my apartment. All right, let's get back on

01:43:32.680 --> 01:43:36.920
track. Mm -hmm. Right now, what we're going to

01:43:36.920 --> 01:43:54.659
do, I'm so sidetracked in chaos. My electricity

01:43:54.659 --> 01:43:59.359
is continuing to go out. So I think that's a

01:43:59.359 --> 01:44:02.000
sign that I need to take the day. Goodbye. Sorry.

01:44:32.840 --> 01:44:35.100
As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

01:44:35.100 --> 01:44:37.819
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

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Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

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so stick around, folks. We'll be right back.

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Bad new Gucci bag matching Gucci pumps. Shoes

01:46:57.260 --> 01:46:59.640
matching the belt. Skirt matching the blouse.

01:46:59.800 --> 01:47:02.439
Chain matching the rack. Yeah, I'm doing my thing.

01:47:02.739 --> 01:47:05.539
Got, got so many haters. Why is so many hating?

01:47:05.840 --> 01:47:08.119
It's like a mental patient. I floss like a dentist

01:47:08.119 --> 01:47:10.500
patient. This shit testing my patience. This

01:47:10.500 --> 01:47:12.680
shit working my nerves. I'm getting spending

01:47:12.680 --> 01:47:14.579
that money like a church in the city. Laying

01:47:14.579 --> 01:47:17.220
on gay skin, blowing, switching the winds. It's

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like, yeah. Yeah. Wow. Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy,

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ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy The hour will be right back.

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that. We're going to come back on Hoppy Hour

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and keep this party going and going. But let's

01:51:42.180 --> 01:51:45.930
hear it. and Hank but you can hear the Hammer

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and Hank show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppe

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on Spotify by searching up Hammerin H -A -M -M

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-E -R -I -N Hank show and check it out on his

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podcast feed people with autism are often treated

01:51:58.649 --> 01:52:01.689
like they are different believe me we are hi

01:52:01.689 --> 01:52:04.869
this is Henry Oaks and my buddies They have known

01:52:04.869 --> 01:52:07.649
me as Hammer and Hank. I was labeled as slow

01:52:07.649 --> 01:52:10.350
when I started school. Come to find out at the

01:52:10.350 --> 01:52:12.989
age of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.

01:52:13.430 --> 01:52:16.489
Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's

01:52:16.489 --> 01:52:18.789
degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the

01:52:18.789 --> 01:52:21.430
San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.

01:52:21.689 --> 01:52:24.689
So yes, I am different. People of autism have

01:52:24.689 --> 01:52:28.310
no need, no different than you. Laugh, laugh,

01:52:28.510 --> 01:52:31.970
love, and learn to gain education and join the

01:52:31.970 --> 01:52:36.039
workforce. And so can anyone else of autism.

01:52:36.239 --> 01:52:39.699
So when you meet someone with autism, don't feel

01:52:39.699 --> 01:52:42.539
sorry for them. Work with them. Find out for

01:52:42.539 --> 01:52:45.579
yourself that autism isn't a disease, it's a

01:52:45.579 --> 01:52:48.920
condition. To find out more about autism, please

01:52:48.920 --> 01:52:52.920
visit Autism Speaks .org. Autism Speaks. It's

01:52:52.920 --> 01:53:20.680
time to listen. Makin' all the hoes get down.

01:53:21.039 --> 01:53:24.319
They the big man, make it change swang. Them

01:53:24.319 --> 01:53:27.279
center players gon' do the damn thing. Comin'

01:53:27.340 --> 01:53:30.359
in the club, takin' over streets. Takin' over

01:53:30.359 --> 01:53:33.560
man with the broke down beats. Got them on charge,

01:53:33.779 --> 01:53:36.840
got them on lock. Everywhere we go, guaranteed

01:53:36.840 --> 01:53:39.699
to blow the spot. Messages to them haters, tryin'

01:53:39.800 --> 01:53:42.220
to say them gators. Oh, it's gon' blaze you,

01:53:42.279 --> 01:53:44.800
nothin' is gonna save you. Bets on the streets,

01:53:45.060 --> 01:53:47.880
bets on them beats. If you wanna bounce, bet.

01:53:48.039 --> 01:53:51.039
Every point to me. My city's got time. Where

01:53:51.039 --> 01:53:53.960
I pull it down. Ain't no limit. Drop a piece

01:53:53.960 --> 01:53:56.699
about a pound. My balls out a lot. But you know

01:53:56.699 --> 01:54:29.600
I call it shots. Stack your paper like the It's

01:54:29.600 --> 01:54:33.119
a Gator King By the bar, I can miss a pimpin'

01:54:33.119 --> 01:54:35.420
It's a Gator thing Y 'all are married to a doge

01:54:35.420 --> 01:54:38.119
Gator, Gator 1, this is real, we're finnin' And

01:54:38.119 --> 01:54:40.760
I ain't even drivin', I'm just parkin' like Pippin'

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Slide off in the club, spendin' man, it's in

01:54:42.920 --> 01:54:45.859
the 50s Don't fret, so clean, punch like an M

01:54:45.859 --> 01:54:49.000
.L .F. And what it is, what it do, what it do

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Come on, shout it, let me see you get loose Your

01:54:52.140 --> 01:55:21.760
body shootin' some great dude, with you Don't

01:55:21.760 --> 01:55:25.479
put no chasers in my drink. I want two hot liggas,

01:55:25.479 --> 01:55:28.960
pal. Smoke, jank, smoke, y 'all. People say,

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smoke, jank, smoke, y 'all. People say, then,

01:55:32.279 --> 01:55:35.880
all on the earth. I don't even care. These y

01:55:35.880 --> 01:55:38.640
'all slurring. Nothing in my cup. Shit, it's

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all good. Y 'all hiding the motherfucker making

01:55:41.220 --> 01:55:44.439
up words. Looking like men. I like them light

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skin. Still wear the I can't walk, I, I, I I

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can't talk, broken from the day to the dark People

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all for square, but my goons don't pee This drink's

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on you, all eyes on me And niggas with me drinking

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dark, and he makes for Remy Mark Party going

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they smoking, they be getting choked out Some

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the hell you need, print it up. I'll go. Hi there.

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.net and there you can sign on. We're going to

01:57:57.279 --> 01:57:58.979
come back and I'll be out and keep this party

01:57:58.979 --> 01:58:02.800
going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco

01:58:02.800 --> 01:58:06.520
DJ, Hammer and Ink. I may look normal, but the

01:58:06.520 --> 01:58:08.619
truth is I have a condition known as autism.

01:58:09.300 --> 01:58:11.819
That's right. It's a condition, not a disease.

01:58:12.060 --> 01:58:15.439
That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless

01:58:15.439 --> 01:58:17.939
of who they are. People with autism normally

01:58:17.939 --> 01:58:20.520
have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication

01:58:20.520 --> 01:58:23.859
skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.

01:58:24.300 --> 01:58:27.050
In a recent study, people with Autism are less

01:58:27.050 --> 01:58:29.829
likely to have a job and more likely to become

01:58:29.829 --> 01:58:33.130
homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends

01:58:33.130 --> 01:58:36.390
and family, having a college education. I have

01:58:36.390 --> 01:58:38.890
even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as

01:58:38.890 --> 01:58:41.210
an honorary personality for many years. Always

01:58:41.210 --> 01:58:43.189
remember that people with autism want the same

01:58:43.189 --> 01:58:46.050
things as you, to be happy and successful. To

01:58:46.050 --> 01:58:48.949
find out more about autism, please contact your

01:58:48.949 --> 01:58:52.149
local mental health center or visit autismspeech

01:58:52.149 --> 01:58:54.750
.org. This is Cameron Hink and I appreciate your

01:58:54.750 --> 01:58:57.880
kindness. Daytime, clocks are joking, playing

01:58:57.880 --> 01:58:59.960
cool, great, coffee's out, we're almost done,

01:59:00.039 --> 01:59:02.140
feels like robbery in banks, trying to hop me

01:59:02.140 --> 01:59:04.779
on the mic, dropping wisdom, loose dreams, syndicated

01:59:04.779 --> 01:59:07.220
sorrow, now it's time to shatter dreams. Oh,

01:59:07.220 --> 01:59:10.140
the happy hour, it's coming to a close, radio

01:59:10.140 --> 01:59:13.180
hits, made it like a Wilson pose, laughter and

01:59:13.180 --> 01:59:15.979
joy, dissolving in the air, but we'll keep the

01:59:15.979 --> 01:59:36.670
rhythm, oh, that's... The happy hour is coming

01:59:36.670 --> 01:59:40.170
to a close Radio waves waving like a wilton rose

01:59:53.449 --> 01:59:56.090
is rolling dim, eardrums mixed in hoppy like

01:59:56.090 --> 01:59:58.609
fingers without rings, he ejects a happy jam,

01:59:58.609 --> 02:00:00.829
shadows hit the street, but soon the sound will

02:00:00.829 --> 02:00:03.670
vanish like shadows in the heat, oh the hoppy

02:00:03.670 --> 02:00:06.970
hour is coming too close, radio waves fading

02:00:06.970 --> 02:00:10.270
like a wilting rose, laughter and joy dissolving

02:00:10.270 --> 02:00:27.779
in the air mode, Like clockwork to a show Now

02:00:27.779 --> 02:00:29.920
it's time to face the silence Like the TV on

02:00:29.920 --> 02:00:33.060
Snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor so divine

02:00:33.060 --> 02:00:35.739
The void left in our hearts Wider than a canyon

02:00:35.739 --> 02:00:44.359
line Line Empty speakers silenced by the coming

02:00:44.359 --> 02:00:46.720
to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping round

02:00:46.720 --> 02:00:49.420
the river's bend Hoppy's jokes and bad scenes

02:00:49.420 --> 02:00:52.260
are daily grind Now silence flowers and the thoughts

02:00:52.260 --> 02:00:59.899
we can't rewind But Hoppy already Laughter and

02:00:59.899 --> 02:01:31.939
joy dissolving in the air of hope PoppyRadio

02:01:31.939 --> 02:01:38.479
.com. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever

02:01:38.479 --> 02:01:43.699
we're going outside, all I smell is poop. I'll

02:01:43.699 --> 02:01:47.880
get you a Lula's and we'll call it a day. Poppy

02:01:47.880 --> 02:02:12.819
Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is now over. this

02:02:12.819 --> 02:02:16.939
concludes our broadcast day good night and god

02:02:16.939 --> 02:02:18.479
bless america