Naked Car Wash Memories (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.19.26)

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Stand by. Uh, here's this literal dickhead. He's

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figuratively a dickhead and literally a dickhead!

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Known as Rick Scott. He is so obsessed. Listen,

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do I think Kanye West's anti -Semitism is cool?

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Not at all. I have many Jewish friends. I have

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many Jewish mentors. A lot of my radio and people

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in media are Jewish, so I do not stand with anti

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-Semitism. I'm atheist, so if that's what you

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gotta believe, blah, blah, blah, blah. But trying

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to cancel Kanye West's concert is the stupidest

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thing ever. Why is this human? It's because he's

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bringing money to the local economy, and yes,

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he said horrible things about Jews. We are aware.

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We were all there, hearing about it on the news,

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hearing about it on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hubby.

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But here's the difference. Is he sad? He's sorry.

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And as everyone loves, he uses an excuse. Oh,

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he's mentally ill. Here's Rick Scott calling

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for a boycott of Kanye West shows. I love how

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Florida has so many problems. Nonstop construction.

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And whatnot. But hey, cancelling a rap show is

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what matters. How today that you started a petition

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calling on people to boycott Kanye West's upcoming

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concerts in Tampa. Why do you find that necessary.

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Well, first off, I endorse Hitler. He has since

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debunked that. Not defending it, because I don't

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like when he does that, but he has since said

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sorry. He sells sweaters. He doesn't anymore.

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Maybe in February 2025. Are we going to go off

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of February 2025? That would be like critiquing

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Elon Musk about Doge. It doesn't exist anymore

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under Elon. He's anti -Semitic. Boy, that is

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true. He's at a public venue. Yeah, you know,

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the one that's going to be making people money.

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Just sold out shows and all the concession scenes

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and all the blah. and damn, man, there's not

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that many bars, maybe strip clubs. But I'm just

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saying, all the businesses surrounding the area,

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but it's about Rick Scott! Virtue signaling!

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Shut up! They're paying for this, and so we don't

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want to be canceled. Nobody should buy tickets.

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But aren't you usually racist against people

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and treat people badly? But yeah! Shut up, Ray.

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Kiss my ass and enjoy it. You probably would.

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You and Charlie Kiss. Just see where you're coming

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from. Maybe I'm in the minority. I'm doing it.

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And I actually feel like that cancelling Kanye

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shows can backfire. No, no. I'm glad someone

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finally said it. Because Rick Scotch is used

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to everybody kissing his ass. A lot of people

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are running with the conspiracy, the anti -Semitic

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conspiracy that Jews control everything, they

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control institutions. And I think the show is

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canceled. That's actually a really good point.

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And Rick's like, crap. When you see it on his

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face, he's like, damn it, someone's making a

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good point. And it's a millennial. I might give

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them like, quote unquote, proof. And then they'll

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run with that and say, see, this is what's happening

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here. What a good question. We all have to stand

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up. All right, Eric Scott. Get lost! Well, we

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figured out, you know, sex trafficking. No, no,

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not a rapper. You're a loser! And then here's

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this dirty rotten one that has to make everything

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about her. Her relationship with Elon Musk. How

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did I end? Well, you know. She got that dopamine,

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man. When she got the message from Elon, she

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was like, jackpot. Didn't really think ahead

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about him being a deadbeat. No, but did you?

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I'm not. At home? All right, here we go. How'd

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you guys meet? He slid into my DMs on Twitter.

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Wow, he sounds so defeated. By the way, why do

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you think he'd be a good dad? Maybe he didn't

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even think that far ahead. But I'm telling you,

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you claim you don't need the man. You claim to

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be this feminist. But all you talk about is the

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man. So unfortunately, you need the man. How'd

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you end up with a kid? Is that Don Lemon? Oh

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my God, he's starting to age. So we met originally

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when we did an interview with the Babylon Bee.

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I've heard of that. And we just continued a relationship.

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Yeah, you saw the power in the money. My clock's

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starting to tick. I'm still young, but this is

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my jackpot. I wonder if Elon Musk is good in

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bed, if he brings the rockets, or if he lays

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there and says, you should be grateful to be

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with me. From there, and then almost a year later,

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we decided to have a child. That's a smart idea.

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Totally worked out, didn't it? That's the karma

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of being a clown chaser. No prenup. Nope. No

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getting married, idiot. Interesting, too, is

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so we had mutual friends who had also been to

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his house. Oh, I'm sure that house is real small.

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Mm -hmm. And they all, like, described to me

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when they went into his house, they had to sign

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an NDA. Oh, yeah. You know, when you have to

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sign an NDA to go into a house, you're probably

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hiding something. And by the way, I see St. Clair.

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Mm -hmm. Usually girls with the name Ashley Sinclair

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are crazy. I mean, with the name Ashley. By the

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way, you claim you don't need the man, and then

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all you talk about is the man. So, unfortunately,

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you need the man. You're a loser! Hey! that I

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was served papers on stage. Yeah, you know, Jason's

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a day because it's been a lot of movies. And

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he has one of those things where he seems a little,

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I don't know what the word is, wishy -washy.

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Seems like kind of a day. And the thing about

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it, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, is

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the fact that when he served people, or when

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he served papers on the stage, he was being a

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bitter douchebag. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Right now.

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Obviously, it was incredibly traumatizing. So

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traumatizing. Yeah, Jason Sudeikis is a loser.

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That Olivia says she still talks about it in

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therapy. She was on stage at cinema. You can't

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let him give that much irony. He's a dork. McCott

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in 2022 in front of an A -list crowd when she

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was handing custody papers for Jason's legal

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team. Jason just has that bitch laugh face. The

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stupid little facial hair. He's a dark. And he

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plays a douche in all the movies. Oh, okay. Got

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it. Thank you. No wonder she went for the younger

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Harry Styles. He probably plowed or something.

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You know Jason Sudeikis laser look. Oh, you should

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be so grateful. That sucks me. Shut up. I was

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like, just finish your speech. Got through it.

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Went backstage. He completely like, like dissolved

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into a puddle. You're scumbag, Jason. You don't

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do that to my lady allowed. And I thought, I

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was like, no one saw it because there's no phones

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allowed in this event. Oh, what's that? It's

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already up on page six. There's a video. All

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right. Well, Jason Sudeikis, you'll always be

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remembered as a deadbeat piece of garbage. Yuck.

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That was like, no! Keeping an embarrassing personal

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moment to herself proved to be Mission Impossible

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for Lydia Wilde. During her July 17th appearance

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on the Call Her Daddy podcast, the 42 -year -old

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revealed to host Alex Cooper that a couple of

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months after she went viral for being served

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custody papers on stage during a 2022 CinemaCon

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presentation, Tom Cruise brought it up to her

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when she was meeting him for the first time.

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Ha ha ha ha! the most autistic meat Scientologist

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thing I've ever heard. He should have responded

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back with, when's the last time you saw Surrey,

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you dead pig? I was like, no one saw it because

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there's no phones allowed in this event, and

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so then, no one saw it. Oh, what's that? It's

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already up on page six. There's a video. Okay,

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well, no one's gonna look because, like, no one's

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paying attention. And then I remember, like,

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a couple months later, I had the chance, I met

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Tom Cruise, and he was like, hi, I'm Tom. F***

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up what happened to you in Vegas. And I was like,

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no! And Tom Simon Cruise is an irony in the room.

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I don't think he wants to. He's a dork and a

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deadbeat dad. So what was it like finding out

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that you were pregnant with Eric? It was like

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the end of my marriage. Yeah, this is a side

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check. Her name is Lauren Cowell and she was

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the wife of Simon Cowell's best friend. And then

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he started banging her. and now she's his fiancee.

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Simon is how much of a loser you are that you

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married the sign chick. You know what's gonna

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happen? She's gonna cheat on you. That's what

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happens with sign chicks. If you marry one, they're

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gonna cheat on you. And she's a dirty, rotten

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imbecile too. Obviously, it was one of the hardest

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times of my life. I miss you, Whisper. You don't

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regret anything and everything happens. You don't

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agree or you don't regret it because you're not

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going to admit that you're a side chick, that

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you ruined a marriage, that you're a homewrecker.

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You're late for a reason. Oh, it happens for

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a reason. How do you think he feels? Can you

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imagine if he cheated on her with her best friend?

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Oh, he'd be crucified. Oh, but she's a feminist.

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She's a woman. Kiss my ass and enjoy it. It is

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Happy Mom Podcast. Kissing your ass. Shut up.

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I'm so sick of these female podcasts. It has

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nothing to do with her being a female. But I'm

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so sick of these podcasts, letting these side

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checks, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The person

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that I wanted to spend my life with. And he's

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a scumbag too. And so as much as I wish I could

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go back and take away the hurt and take away

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the pain. Yeah, you don't really care. You're

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just saying that politically. You knew what you

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were doing when you were on that yacht riding

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him. You know, dummy, but you want to be a smart

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feminist. So if you're so smart, take accountability.

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that that caused for, you know, my ex -husband.

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It, it happened. It did happen. Oh, yeah. That's

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Simon Cowell's fiancee, Lauren, on the Happy

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Mom Podcast. Man, I cannot imagine marrying a

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side chick. I've seen it before. It happened

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to Ariana Grande. When you marry a side chick

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or date a side chick, it ends in a breakup. Happened

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to Gisele Bundchen. She was a side chick. And

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he thinks this is gonna work out. Yeah, he might

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be really stupid. Opening. No wonder he had to

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insult everybody. He's not smart. For the first

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time about getting pregnant with Simon's baby

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while she was still married. Oh yeah. He doesn't

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know how to pull it out. I felt like I was walking

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around with like a scarlet letter. It's just

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like the way that people would look at me. Scarlet

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letter and a pearl necklace. You know, I was

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on the cover of every magazine. Ah, you're so

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famous. You narcissistic moron. And I felt like,

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okay, this has happened. I'm a big girl. Oh,

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yeah. I've got to, you know, suck it up. You

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did suck it up. Just get on with it. Get on with

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it. One's a side chick, always a side chick.

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That is your legacy. I hope you know that. And

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nothing more. And nothing less. Here's to your

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murder case. The suspect will try a psychiatric

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defense. Oh, my God. There's nothing wrong. By

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the way, I hate when people use mental health

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as an excuse for crimes. I'm very mentally ill.

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I'm bipolar, ADHD, and I don't commit crimes.

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And by the way, where's all those losers that

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were doing the free Luigi Mangione kind of vibe?

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They've been radio silent. At today's hearing,

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the judge agreed to dismiss a criminal count

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related to possession of a large capacity magazine.

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He's such a loser, dude. I'm such a punk. And

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to all the women out there that have dirty issues

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that are so attracted to him, he would murder

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you. But the problem is with all the murder podcasts

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and all the murder documentaries, everybody romanticizes

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it. What the hell is wrong with you? The judge

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had already ruled the magazine can't be used

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as evidence because of an improper search. Yeah,

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that's the problem. I feel like the judge is

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kind of saddening with him because he's a pretty

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boy. Can you imagine if his name was Lamar or

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something? Maybe a little different. It just

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feels like he's getting pretty white boy privilege.

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I'm not a fan of it. I don't like when people

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defend murderers. I don't like the idea. Yes,

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do I like health insurance companies? Not at

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all. They're all scumbags. But the thing, ladies

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and gentlemen, boys and girls, is that was still

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a human life. And the fact that people side with

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Luigi bothers me. Because all these women are

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watching murder. murder documentaries, and they

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get kinda, you know, desensitized to him. That

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was somebody's father. Now, do I think he was

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kind of a scumbag with the way he did things?

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Mm -hmm, yes. That being Brian Thompson, but

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you can't just murder somebody. If you think

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he should get away with it, then I should be

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able to murder somebody if my meds went up at

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Walgreens. Hey, here you go. No, I would never

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murder somebody. Doesn't it sound a little silly

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when I say it out loud? But you'll never admit

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fault. All the Gen Z women out there that love

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him. You got issues. Oh, yeah. Let me hit this

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button right here so I can get the party started.

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What is? Oh, it's Friday. We all made it today.

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You ready to get this party going? Let me press

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this button. All right. And now, back to the

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Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97

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.7. Attention, FM DJs, your morning show prep

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begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. And those

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are his good qualities. A sick person with a

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powerful tool. Welcome to... In your heart, you

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know what you like. Doors closing. Hi, this is

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Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to Hoppy

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Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm. With

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Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no, no, no. If

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I hit this button, boom, the whole program's

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gonna start. Okay, we'll hit it. All right. The

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semen was so big. And now, something completely

00:16:54.440 --> 00:17:00.440
different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,

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Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.

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I am your host 8 -5 -6 -49 -hoppy. 8 -5 -6 -4

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-9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.

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You can always email me at RyanHoppyRadio .com.

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We can not be in this show without playing a

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scene from Friday. A movie I've actually never

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seen, but I am well aware of this scene. Right

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here. Mm -hmm. Hold up. My mom's in there. She

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about to go to work, though. Hey, I know you

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don't smoke weed. Mm -hmm. I know this. But I'm

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going to get you high today. Because it's Friday.

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You ain't got no job. And you ain't got shit

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to do. I know the person listening right now

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has a plenty to do. So we will cater to that.

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It's time for Hoppy's Inbox. Only on Hoppy Hour

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with Ryan Hoppy. Oh yeah. My freaking inbox blew

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up. Last night, I was feeling nostalgic. And

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I was like, you know, I want to share a picture.

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I usually don't share pictures from my radio

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past. That's kind of like, I usually don't when

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it comes to the station I worked at in Tampa.

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I want to do five of them for seven years. But

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it was a memory. I just was thinking about the

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Naked Girls of 2015. The event you could not

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do now. Mm -hmm. And I posted it, and it said,

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I was going through my hard drive and found this

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picture from 2015. I don't think you can do a

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naked car wash in 2026, Ella. By the way, I feel

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so, like, fat. I was, like, probably 230, 240

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there, now I'm, like, 295. I wear it well because

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of my height, but my Lord, I was a skinny hunk.

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And one of my coworkers, Ryan Hall, said, it's

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Hoppy's topless Washington. There's that. One

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of our listeners, Jake Von Klepp, said, probably

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not, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't try.

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And Tom Myers said, in Florida, of course you

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could do it. Everybody thinks that everyone in

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Florida is just a mutant. Most of us are. My

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voice just cracked when I said that. But yes.

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Some people, you couldn't do that in downtown

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St. Pete where everyone's liberal. I have so

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many stories from that day. Now from afar, it

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looks like it'll be a fun day. First of all,

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I have a lot of respect for strippers. I really

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don't. But it was the daytime strippers, so the

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lights were on, so you saw what they really looked

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like. And there's so much to get into. There

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was a tent in the back. Like a huge little tarp

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kind of thing. It's hard to describe. But the

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back of the strip club was there. And then there

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was a tarp. And there was kind of this vibe that

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you had to keep it private. So Joe Garabo was

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at one place, I think in Hillsboro. And we were

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at Bear Assets. Oh, yeah. in Pasco, and it was

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a joint broadcast, and oh my god, it smelled

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like mildew. Probably not because of the women,

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more because of the, just the water, and it was

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like 100 degrees up, and then we had to like

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carry the tarp up to get the tent up. So every

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time a car went through, me and Jake Heron, we

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had to like open up the frickin' little drive

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-thru. It sucked! But if you want to see the

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picture, I don't post many pictures of myself.

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But if you want to see it, it's on my social

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media. The most unique thing I've ever seen.

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It's the fact that this one girl wanted to put

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on a show for a guy. So she grabbed the windshield

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wiper and used it as a toy on herself. I will

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never forget that for as long as I live. If she

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didn't have an STD before, that windshield wiper

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probably gave her four. And the other thing I

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will never forget. I probably hate it. I'm bringing

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this up. But it was sponsored by Bud Light. So

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you know what happened? So we had endless Bud

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Light there. And every car that drove in to get

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the naked car wash. Yeah, you know what they

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did? This is the best part. We all gave them

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a free open container, a little 12 -ounce Bud

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Light. I remember this guy was like, I have to

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drive all the way home to St. Pete. This will

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keep me company or something. And like a year

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later, or I think maybe a year later or whatever,

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I said to Mike, I said, I don't think we're supposed

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to be giving out open containers with a naked

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car wash. And he was like, yeah, don't tell anybody.

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And then 11 years later, I'm telling my 340 ,000

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listeners online. And 10 ,000 per month on the

00:23:10.609 --> 00:23:12.750
podcasting app. Yeah, I could not believe that.

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I asked Alex who runs Hot 97 .7 over at Hot 97

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.7 FM radio .com. I said, how many listeners

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do I get? I didn't even want to know. And he

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told me worldwide. Let me get the exact locations

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that we do. Australia, UK, Iran, Korea, America,

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Japan, Middle East, Mexico, Cuba, Puerto Rico,

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Hawaii are just some of the places that you have

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helped made this. I don't feel like I have that

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many listeners. As Don Imus would say, I feel

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like I'm talking to one person. Whoever's listening

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right now, I'm talking to you. And this is quite

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alarming. 340 ,000 people. I just, my jaw dropped.

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You know what's the worst? When you're laying

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in bed, you're kind of hungry, but you're kind

00:24:09.230 --> 00:24:13.470
of not, and you're a little stoned. And you get

00:24:13.470 --> 00:24:15.349
that message, or not the message, you're watching

00:24:15.349 --> 00:24:17.430
like HBO Max, and there's like a commercial for

00:24:17.430 --> 00:24:20.849
like a 1999 deal at Buffalo Wild Wings, and it's

00:24:20.849 --> 00:24:22.609
while you're watching Aqua T and Hunger Force

00:24:22.609 --> 00:24:24.829
with Rick and Morty so they know that it's a

00:24:24.829 --> 00:24:28.210
pothead watching it. And last night I was like,

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I need chicken wings. Then I was like, oh my

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God, I'm gonna have a stomachache at like 2 a

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.m. Yeah, chicken wings before bed, I can pretty

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much eat anything else, but chicken wings before

00:24:37.619 --> 00:24:40.920
bed messes me up big time. My stomach will begin

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rumbling around, I don't know. 2, 3 a .m. and

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it keeps me from sleeping and I get grumpy. So,

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I get this weird call yesterday. I'm at home

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and I was expecting a call from an Illinois number.

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So I get a call from an Illinois number. Oh boy,

00:25:03.480 --> 00:25:05.559
was I excited. Thinking this is a job interview

00:25:05.559 --> 00:25:09.440
for this online podcast network. I was thrown

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off. I usually don't answer for numbers I don't

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know. So I go, hello. And the guy goes, is this

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Diana? Which is my mom's name. I go, no, this

00:25:20.299 --> 00:25:23.019
is Ryan. This is her. Well, Diana. I went, is

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this because my mom needs to get her roof repaired

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at her childhood house? And the guy's like, well,

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I'm just calling about the roof, Diana. I'm like,

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sir, this is a Wendy's. No, I said, sir, this

00:25:36.400 --> 00:25:41.059
is a Wendy's, Diana. Is Diana there? And I'm

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like, no, dude, this is her son. I'm starting

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to get a little mad. And I said, because I guess

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my mom on accident gave the guy my number instead

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of her number. And he sounded literally like

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the stupidest person I ever talked to. He goes,

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wait, this isn't Diana. I said, no, it's my mom.

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I said, do you want my mom's number so you can

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call? Yeah, do you know what type of roofing

00:26:03.289 --> 00:26:06.769
she's wanting? And I'm like, sir, I'm 1 ,200

00:26:06.769 --> 00:26:09.049
miles away in Florida. Can I give you her number?

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And I'll give you the first six digits of it.

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I go, you ready for the number? And he goes,

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yeah. She goes, and I go, 224 -232. And he go,

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225 -242. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. Start

00:26:24.390 --> 00:26:26.849
over. And I'm like, you ready? He's like, yeah.

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And I'm like, 224. He's like, 227. And he's being

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dead silent. I was like, wow. I do not want that

00:26:34.809 --> 00:26:37.869
guy working on my mom's roof. So then he did

00:26:37.869 --> 00:26:40.670
it about seven times where he got the wrong number.

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And then all of a sudden, you know when you press

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a number, it does that little beep sound? I think

00:26:47.250 --> 00:26:50.240
he was trying to hang up. And I called my mom

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and I was like, please don't go with that company.

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And she was like, was this the guy that kind

00:26:54.220 --> 00:26:57.000
of had the Chicago accent? And I was like, yeah.

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And she's like, yeah, I didn't really want to

00:26:58.839 --> 00:27:01.779
go with them anyway. I was like, good idea. Guy

00:27:01.779 --> 00:27:06.000
sounds like an idiot. 225. I was like, that's

00:27:06.000 --> 00:27:08.220
the one you want working on your roof? Can't

00:27:08.220 --> 00:27:10.099
believe he said any customers. It might have

00:27:10.099 --> 00:27:13.880
been the worst conversation I've ever had. And

00:27:13.880 --> 00:27:17.359
I've been fired before. But that was up. I mean,

00:27:17.400 --> 00:27:22.569
it was. I felt hopeless. I felt like I didn't

00:27:22.569 --> 00:27:26.470
know what to do, where it was going. It was like

00:27:26.470 --> 00:27:28.690
never ending. I was glad he hung up. He's an

00:27:28.690 --> 00:27:35.470
idiot. Anyway, let's see what's going on Instagram.

00:27:35.630 --> 00:27:41.650
There was a lot of stuff I found yesterday. Here's

00:27:41.650 --> 00:27:50.220
the one. Talks about the lustful behavior that

00:27:50.220 --> 00:27:53.319
a man showed before they started dating. Let's

00:27:53.319 --> 00:27:55.700
hear this woman complain about men. I think asking

00:27:55.700 --> 00:27:58.059
someone to stop watching adult videos just because

00:27:58.059 --> 00:27:59.960
you got into a relationship is weirdo behavior.

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Hell yeah. I watched it last night. Sometimes

00:28:05.609 --> 00:28:08.049
it can rev up the engine if you launch it before

00:28:08.049 --> 00:28:10.650
you have sex. You cannot like it, and you can

00:28:10.650 --> 00:28:13.470
consider it cheating. It is not cheating. Mmm,

00:28:14.009 --> 00:28:18.509
the video. Women do luck if we want to get our

00:28:18.509 --> 00:28:22.230
rocks off. Now women can go from, you know, for

00:28:22.230 --> 00:28:25.960
like nine years without orgasming. I can't go

00:28:25.960 --> 00:28:29.980
nine days without it. I disagree, but like it's

00:28:29.980 --> 00:28:33.019
your life and your relationship. But if you don't

00:28:33.019 --> 00:28:35.680
like it and you consider it cheating, why would

00:28:35.680 --> 00:28:38.480
you start dating someone who watches it? I think

00:28:38.480 --> 00:28:41.240
people that don't watch, I don't get the whole

00:28:41.240 --> 00:28:43.980
thing of like, you watch these like masculine

00:28:43.980 --> 00:28:51.460
guys on YouTube or whatever. That was bad for

00:28:51.460 --> 00:28:53.640
you. Yeah, it is bad for me. But it makes me

00:28:53.640 --> 00:28:58.720
feel good when I'm alone. Makes me feel good

00:28:58.720 --> 00:29:00.539
when the girl I'm talking to is probably getting

00:29:00.539 --> 00:29:03.059
plowed by some other guy. She doesn't know if

00:29:03.059 --> 00:29:05.160
I'm on my Snapchat in nine hours. Because now

00:29:05.160 --> 00:29:06.599
you're going to be insecure, and now you're going

00:29:06.599 --> 00:29:08.700
to constantly feel the need to police if they're

00:29:08.700 --> 00:29:12.819
watching it or not. Whatever. Man, you should

00:29:12.819 --> 00:29:16.559
be wanting your man to watch a little porn. That

00:29:16.559 --> 00:29:22.009
way he brings the ruckus later on. Here's a woman

00:29:22.009 --> 00:29:25.470
talking about how men are no longer going to

00:29:25.470 --> 00:29:28.430
bars to meet women. Where are you guys meeting

00:29:28.430 --> 00:29:31.869
these cute men? Because we go out to the bars.

00:29:32.049 --> 00:29:34.250
These two hot piece of asses in the house, probably

00:29:34.250 --> 00:29:37.549
their dad's house. Every weekend. Every weekend.

00:29:37.710 --> 00:29:41.490
And we only see cute guys in the run clubs, at

00:29:41.490 --> 00:29:44.750
bagel shops, like fucking at the grocery store.

00:29:44.990 --> 00:29:46.970
It's because we don't want to go to the bar anymore.

00:29:48.859 --> 00:29:51.140
It's not that I'm against buying a drink for

00:29:51.140 --> 00:29:53.599
a girl, but I've bought him so many drinks for

00:29:53.599 --> 00:29:56.599
girls. And I'm not saying buying a drink for

00:29:56.599 --> 00:29:59.119
a girl has to automatically lead to gambling.

00:30:00.440 --> 00:30:03.059
But when you buy a drink for a girl and they

00:30:03.059 --> 00:30:06.140
just walk away, it's the worst feeling. I don't

00:30:06.140 --> 00:30:09.019
want to talk to you at the grocery store. The

00:30:09.019 --> 00:30:12.640
bar is the best place. They don't go out. No.

00:30:12.900 --> 00:30:14.680
Because they have an issue with it. And I don't

00:30:14.680 --> 00:30:18.140
know why. Because they say... They're not worthy.

00:30:18.400 --> 00:30:20.900
The girls there are low value. Yeah, you are.

00:30:21.079 --> 00:30:22.779
You're getting passed around like a blunt in

00:30:22.779 --> 00:30:25.000
a high school party, honey. Well, you're never

00:30:25.000 --> 00:30:27.119
going to find anyone then. I'm not going to find

00:30:27.119 --> 00:30:29.339
one then. My right hand never bitches at me.

00:30:29.920 --> 00:30:32.539
My right hand never has the time of the month.

00:30:33.319 --> 00:30:35.079
Can y 'all please start coming up? Because, like,

00:30:35.099 --> 00:30:36.759
you're not, I know you guys aren't going to approach

00:30:36.759 --> 00:30:38.740
us at the grocery store or at the frickin' run

00:30:38.740 --> 00:30:42.539
club. Yeah, you don't want to be approached at

00:30:42.539 --> 00:30:45.160
all. I feel like the jerks and boomer women want

00:30:45.160 --> 00:30:47.880
to be approached. I feel like, no, these millennial

00:30:47.880 --> 00:30:50.839
women do not. Like, no, because you're sober.

00:30:51.299 --> 00:30:54.119
That right there is the reason why we don't life

00:30:54.119 --> 00:30:57.980
down as women. Oh, because you're sober. If you

00:30:57.980 --> 00:31:00.519
have to be drunk to be around men, you have daddy

00:31:00.519 --> 00:31:04.539
issues. There's something wrong with you. Yeah.

00:31:06.700 --> 00:31:09.920
You know, they're just wishy -washy. These women.

00:31:10.160 --> 00:31:12.359
I'm kidding. But, I mean, this is what I'm saying.

00:31:13.059 --> 00:31:16.940
This is my algorithm. Here's a woman describing

00:31:16.940 --> 00:31:23.759
the hottest man in every room. Oh, it's me. Maybe

00:31:23.759 --> 00:31:27.900
not. Maybe in my dreams. this man in every room

00:31:27.900 --> 00:31:31.900
is not his looks it's not his clothing it's not

00:31:31.900 --> 00:31:34.839
it's his height anything like that it's actually

00:31:34.839 --> 00:31:38.119
his fucking energy and the energy is he does

00:31:38.119 --> 00:31:41.500
not give a fuck if girls like him or not he doesn't

00:31:41.500 --> 00:31:43.900
care if he gets a girl's number he doesn't care

00:31:43.900 --> 00:31:46.700
if he ever sees her again i don't know i used

00:31:46.700 --> 00:31:51.210
to really care about the approval But now I'm

00:31:51.210 --> 00:31:53.569
like, I'm at this place, dude. You know what?

00:31:53.750 --> 00:32:00.190
I know I'm worthy. I know I'm kind. If it happens,

00:32:00.309 --> 00:32:04.309
it happens. If it doesn't, whatever. Men for

00:32:04.309 --> 00:32:09.990
us having heartbreak is a lot to get over. He

00:32:09.990 --> 00:32:12.490
actually just enjoys conversation with women.

00:32:12.609 --> 00:32:16.349
I honestly like conversation with women more.

00:32:17.210 --> 00:32:20.069
They're a little more insightful. Because they'll

00:32:20.069 --> 00:32:22.029
say it like it is and they give good advice.

00:32:22.609 --> 00:32:25.349
Men will, if it's like, they'll gatekeep advice,

00:32:25.529 --> 00:32:27.150
especially if you're in like the same kind of

00:32:27.150 --> 00:32:29.769
work, you know? Yeah, he doesn't care about the

00:32:29.769 --> 00:32:33.029
outcome. I don't either. All I care about is

00:32:33.029 --> 00:32:39.269
that outcome. 856 -49 -Hobby. Here's a woman

00:32:39.269 --> 00:32:42.109
describing why women use... I'm going to tell

00:32:42.109 --> 00:32:45.170
you why some women use good men. And I'm telling

00:32:45.170 --> 00:32:47.349
you this as a woman because you deserve to hear

00:32:47.349 --> 00:32:50.650
it from our side. The nice guy. Available, reliable,

00:32:50.990 --> 00:32:54.170
always comes through. Oh, yeah, on your face.

00:32:54.430 --> 00:32:56.569
He listens, he shows up, he genuinely cares,

00:32:56.730 --> 00:32:58.869
and that is exactly what makes him the easiest

00:32:58.869 --> 00:33:01.109
target in the room. Yeah, that's what's happening

00:33:01.109 --> 00:33:03.970
to me. Being a nice guy has never gotten me anywhere.

00:33:04.490 --> 00:33:07.349
When I ignore them, I'm going to treat them like

00:33:07.349 --> 00:33:09.630
whatever they always love me, and when I get

00:33:09.630 --> 00:33:11.630
comfortable and start being nice, then they're

00:33:11.630 --> 00:33:13.990
out of there. When I treat them like garbage,

00:33:14.069 --> 00:33:17.490
I get to plow them. Mm -hmm. But once I started,

00:33:17.490 --> 00:33:18.950
you know, going, oh, I want to be nice to this

00:33:18.950 --> 00:33:20.950
one. I want to treat her like she deserves to

00:33:20.950 --> 00:33:29.829
be treated. Doesn't her out of there? Hi there.

00:33:29.950 --> 00:33:32.730
Yeah, girl. Here's the mechanism that nobody

00:33:32.730 --> 00:33:36.109
explains. A good man with no boundaries doesn't

00:33:36.109 --> 00:33:41.349
read as kind to her. Yeah. He reads as unclaimed

00:33:41.349 --> 00:33:44.069
territory. Yeah, you know what else I've noticed?

00:33:46.170 --> 00:33:49.349
Whatever I've been, you know, in our relationship,

00:33:49.690 --> 00:33:53.349
our kind of was tied down to like a complicated

00:33:53.349 --> 00:33:56.970
friends with benefits. That was when, I'm not

00:33:56.970 --> 00:33:58.970
saying all the women were waiting outside my

00:33:58.970 --> 00:34:02.410
apartment. Hey Ryan, can I have sex with you?

00:34:03.210 --> 00:34:05.210
But that was when girls would DM me and be like,

00:34:05.269 --> 00:34:09.510
what are you doing? The moment I get single,

00:34:09.610 --> 00:34:14.429
I hit up those women and I get the same response.

00:34:14.909 --> 00:34:18.190
And every, a single time, there is not a time

00:34:18.190 --> 00:34:21.369
I don't get a different response. I'm not saying

00:34:21.369 --> 00:34:23.710
I don't get girls when I'm single, but the girls

00:34:23.710 --> 00:34:25.130
that were hitting me up when I was in a relationship,

00:34:25.369 --> 00:34:31.889
all of a sudden. They're nowhere to be found.

00:34:31.909 --> 00:34:33.769
They're banging some married man from Largo.

00:34:33.889 --> 00:34:38.110
She tests a small ask, then a bigger one. All

00:34:38.110 --> 00:34:40.940
right, there you go. You can kind of see what

00:34:40.940 --> 00:34:45.400
my algorithm is. Eight years ago, Extension,

00:34:45.679 --> 00:34:49.820
or whatever his name was, Dinosaur, was not ideal.

00:34:50.440 --> 00:34:53.559
I always get him and Juice WRLD mixed up. I could

00:34:53.559 --> 00:34:58.059
not believe this. Kendrick Lamar is 39 years

00:34:58.059 --> 00:35:03.039
old. That's insanity to me. Oliver Tree's girlfriend

00:35:03.039 --> 00:35:05.059
made a post about him. Still can't believe he's

00:35:05.059 --> 00:35:08.739
dead. That's absolutely crazy. Quavo, or takeoff.

00:35:09.099 --> 00:35:15.260
From bad and bougie. From me guys would have

00:35:15.260 --> 00:35:18.500
been 32. It's crazy I'm older than him and he's

00:35:18.500 --> 00:35:23.639
dead. A new flip phone. I said that funny. There's

00:35:23.639 --> 00:35:26.179
a new flip phone coming out that's going to have

00:35:26.179 --> 00:35:29.820
internet and it's going to be $99. And Gen Z's

00:35:29.820 --> 00:35:34.349
running in it. Here's the problem. When you had

00:35:34.349 --> 00:35:36.110
a flip phone, you weren't really thinking about

00:35:36.110 --> 00:35:39.030
going on the internet. So the true flip phone

00:35:39.030 --> 00:35:44.230
experience you want to have is that if you go

00:35:44.230 --> 00:35:46.809
on, you lose two minutes of your phone playing

00:35:46.809 --> 00:35:50.269
and going to the store. The greatest weekend

00:35:50.269 --> 00:35:56.469
of my life. Oh, yeah. Been on cruises. I've had

00:35:56.469 --> 00:35:59.030
a lot of fun in my life. Had a lot of trauma.

00:35:59.630 --> 00:36:02.250
For as much drama as I've had, I've had a lot

00:36:02.250 --> 00:36:06.130
of fun in life. I've been there. I've done it.

00:36:06.250 --> 00:36:08.989
No, no, no. The greatest weekend of my life was

00:36:08.989 --> 00:36:13.170
in... I got to set this up. Oh, yeah. We can't

00:36:13.170 --> 00:36:20.349
just talk about 2007. Mm -hmm. Oh, jeez. Oh,

00:36:21.630 --> 00:36:24.070
yeah. Let me put on some sexy music to describe

00:36:24.070 --> 00:36:26.510
it. I'm telling you, it was the greatest weekend

00:36:26.510 --> 00:36:29.940
of my life. I remember it clearly. Dude, I remember.

00:36:30.539 --> 00:36:33.920
I was an only child living alone. Oh, I was?

00:36:36.139 --> 00:36:42.000
Well, not living alone, but no siblings. Rest

00:36:42.000 --> 00:36:45.340
in peace to my mom's miscarriage, Justin. He

00:36:45.340 --> 00:36:51.360
would have been 29. By the way, 2007, my dad

00:36:51.360 --> 00:36:53.440
goes, you know what? You need a cell phone if

00:36:53.440 --> 00:36:55.380
you need to get picked up in school or whatnot.

00:36:55.679 --> 00:36:58.599
There you go. So he gives me this cell phone.

00:36:58.679 --> 00:37:03.420
It's a track phone. And it was points. And starting

00:37:03.420 --> 00:37:08.119
again, the women around seventh grade. I was

00:37:08.119 --> 00:37:13.199
a big fan of Maxim magazine. I would buy that

00:37:13.199 --> 00:37:15.639
and let Jill ask on and hide it in my pillow

00:37:15.639 --> 00:37:21.139
and go to pound town with my hand. Well, there

00:37:21.139 --> 00:37:24.360
was. Something that was called the Wallpaper

00:37:24.360 --> 00:37:26.059
Store, where you could buy a little wallpaper.

00:37:27.719 --> 00:37:30.079
And I typed in Mags and Magazine and Playboy.

00:37:31.900 --> 00:37:34.639
I might have spanked it like five times that

00:37:34.639 --> 00:37:38.199
night. I think I stayed up until like 3 a .m.

00:37:38.199 --> 00:37:40.260
I was listening to the B96 After Party, which

00:37:40.260 --> 00:37:42.460
all my tapes are on YouTube. Search up B96 After

00:37:42.460 --> 00:37:47.880
Party. And my dad tried to call me that Monday,

00:37:47.980 --> 00:37:50.949
and I was out of minutes. My dad's like, how

00:37:50.949 --> 00:37:53.369
did you go through 500 minutes or 500 points

00:37:53.369 --> 00:37:55.690
or whatever track phone did? And I was like,

00:37:55.769 --> 00:37:58.489
uh. Then he looked up the report and saw I was

00:37:58.489 --> 00:38:01.630
on the internet the whole time. So I think he

00:38:01.630 --> 00:38:05.050
kind of figured it out. But for that night, that

00:38:05.050 --> 00:38:08.829
Saturday night 19 years ago, oh my God. It was

00:38:08.829 --> 00:38:12.670
pleasure. Tim Cook said he's raising the prices

00:38:12.670 --> 00:38:14.869
of the iPhone. Goody, goody gumdrops. I want

00:38:14.869 --> 00:38:16.869
to see a headline where they're like, yeah, we're

00:38:16.869 --> 00:38:20.820
lowering the prices. Like Arizona iced tea or

00:38:20.820 --> 00:38:25.019
whatever those tea companies are. Here's Whoopi

00:38:25.019 --> 00:38:27.000
Goldberg saying she wants the Knicks to go to

00:38:27.000 --> 00:38:30.079
the White House. Every single, the previous five

00:38:30.079 --> 00:38:32.239
NBA champions crowned during the Trump administration

00:38:32.239 --> 00:38:34.719
refused to go. I think there's a reason for it.

00:38:34.739 --> 00:38:37.559
That's because he politicizes the events that

00:38:37.559 --> 00:38:42.440
come before him. Yeah, he really does, man. The

00:38:42.440 --> 00:38:45.019
problem, I don't think you can separate Trump.

00:38:45.400 --> 00:38:47.519
From the White House, even though we would like

00:38:47.519 --> 00:38:49.280
to because it is the people. I want them to go.

00:38:49.300 --> 00:38:53.019
I want them to go. Do you? I want all those black

00:38:53.019 --> 00:39:00.480
men. Oh, yeah, around you. Tell it. Tell it.

00:39:00.900 --> 00:39:06.179
To stand in our house. I feel like I'm being

00:39:06.179 --> 00:39:08.380
bitched at. No wonder she's single. Share that

00:39:08.380 --> 00:39:16.349
nine. Here is this annoying hag of a woman. I

00:39:16.349 --> 00:39:19.309
don't like women that judge sports. Nah, for

00:39:19.309 --> 00:39:20.869
as much as I don't like women that judge sports,

00:39:21.050 --> 00:39:23.289
I do not like women that are diehard sports,

00:39:23.369 --> 00:39:27.170
and that's their whole existence. But I saw this

00:39:27.170 --> 00:39:31.010
video of this woman complaining about the next

00:39:31.010 --> 00:39:35.889
parade. You know, she would be not fun to be

00:39:35.889 --> 00:39:41.570
around. Shut up. New York City, um, In the finest

00:39:41.570 --> 00:39:43.949
district ever again in your life. All right,

00:39:43.949 --> 00:39:47.730
in your life. You sound like a team who caught

00:39:47.730 --> 00:39:51.570
the beef. Keep it to 55 like we're used to. Man,

00:39:51.570 --> 00:39:56.230
your age is really starting to show. You're probably

00:39:56.230 --> 00:39:58.989
single as hell and wondering why you can't find

00:39:58.989 --> 00:40:00.909
a man and then you're not having fun because

00:40:00.909 --> 00:40:05.250
of a parade. You're the worst. Like normal. Oh,

00:40:05.289 --> 00:40:07.090
what do you think is normal? Men buying you dinner?

00:40:07.610 --> 00:40:11.599
This parade should have ended at MSG. Man, you

00:40:11.599 --> 00:40:17.280
are just washed up. You're not fun. Madison Square

00:40:17.280 --> 00:40:19.639
Garden, for you guys who don't understand acronyms.

00:40:20.079 --> 00:40:22.699
Wow, you are just a dirtier out in one, aren't

00:40:22.699 --> 00:40:26.739
you? Because this is ridiculous. Man, you're

00:40:26.739 --> 00:40:28.179
starting to show your age. You're probably in

00:40:28.179 --> 00:40:30.719
your mid -30s. Your clock's beginning to tick.

00:40:31.079 --> 00:40:33.860
You got a body count as long as the CVS receives.

00:40:34.019 --> 00:40:38.179
You're starting to freak out. The most federal

00:40:38.179 --> 00:40:42.300
area of New York. Wow. You know in bed she'd

00:40:42.300 --> 00:40:44.820
be like, you gotta be grateful to me. I'm so

00:40:44.820 --> 00:40:47.800
great. Oh, what does she do for a living? She's

00:40:47.800 --> 00:40:50.420
a singer and songwriter. Oh, and she makes all

00:40:50.420 --> 00:40:57.480
the hits. Her name is Mia Dior. Oh, wow. Yeah,

00:40:57.480 --> 00:40:59.920
we all go to the club and go, hey, what up, Mia

00:40:59.920 --> 00:41:04.840
D 'Amour? Her music's so good, the way it just

00:41:04.840 --> 00:41:07.059
sounds like I'm getting bitched at for nothing.

00:41:09.199 --> 00:41:12.820
Here is Lily Phillips defending herself against

00:41:12.820 --> 00:41:15.780
cheating allegations, even though she does porn.

00:41:16.519 --> 00:41:19.059
Now, this is going to sound really complicated.

00:41:19.739 --> 00:41:23.519
To me, if you're dating a girl in porn, and let's

00:41:23.519 --> 00:41:26.980
say she does a video a day, oh yeah, she gets

00:41:26.980 --> 00:41:29.619
banged out by Ryan Driller, one of those guys,

00:41:29.739 --> 00:41:32.849
it's fine. That's her doing her job. But when

00:41:32.849 --> 00:41:35.170
you're banging like 700 men a night, it feels

00:41:35.170 --> 00:41:37.230
like it's a little more closer to cheating. I'm

00:41:37.230 --> 00:41:38.869
in a relationship and I'm allowed to crack other

00:41:38.869 --> 00:41:41.690
people. Oh, yeah. I love that term. Boyfriend

00:41:41.690 --> 00:41:44.210
isn't. Let's talk about it. I'm what you would

00:41:44.210 --> 00:41:52.110
call a mattress actress. I'm a mattress actress.

00:41:53.759 --> 00:41:56.079
I don't even know what to say anymore. And so

00:41:56.079 --> 00:41:57.880
I crack people for work, essentially. Whereas

00:41:57.880 --> 00:42:00.699
my boyfriend has a regular, shmegular job. And

00:42:00.699 --> 00:42:02.980
so if he was to crack... Can you imagine, you

00:42:02.980 --> 00:42:06.119
know, at work, everyone's like, I saw your life

00:42:06.119 --> 00:42:08.900
get cracked by 800 men at once. ...as a regular,

00:42:08.980 --> 00:42:11.480
shmegular job. And so if he was to crack other

00:42:11.480 --> 00:42:13.739
people, it would purely be for pleasure. It's

00:42:13.739 --> 00:42:16.119
the difference when I do it. It is for my work,

00:42:16.159 --> 00:42:19.699
of course. My work. Of course, it's also for

00:42:19.699 --> 00:42:21.760
pleasure. I do get paid to do it. So it is a

00:42:21.760 --> 00:42:27.239
job. And you just sound like you just, that's

00:42:27.239 --> 00:42:32.119
a hot dog down the hallway. There's something

00:42:32.119 --> 00:42:34.760
going on there. I don't know what happened because

00:42:34.760 --> 00:42:37.039
I know she's close to her family, but then she's

00:42:37.039 --> 00:42:39.500
also asked her family to help clean up the porn

00:42:39.500 --> 00:42:42.420
set, which is a little disturbing. Oh yeah, look

00:42:42.420 --> 00:42:44.760
at this sticky bed sheet over here. Let me go

00:42:44.760 --> 00:42:46.420
do the wash for you, honey. What do you want

00:42:46.420 --> 00:42:50.179
for dinner? I mean, that's weird. Maybe it's

00:42:50.179 --> 00:42:53.489
just me. I don't think it's just me. Here's a

00:42:53.489 --> 00:42:57.010
woman talking about being single at 32. I need

00:42:57.010 --> 00:42:59.369
to vent about the male species for a second.

00:42:59.489 --> 00:43:01.909
I don't need to hear from you. No wonder you're

00:43:01.909 --> 00:43:07.210
single. Yay! Anyway, also there was music in

00:43:07.210 --> 00:43:09.309
the background and I didn't want to get, you

00:43:09.309 --> 00:43:13.690
know, struck. I love when women are like, oh,

00:43:13.750 --> 00:43:16.969
men are so sexist. Men are just the absolute

00:43:16.969 --> 00:43:21.000
worst. So you can be sexist towards ours. Species,

00:43:21.000 --> 00:43:24.019
I guess. But why don't we go, oh, women are cloud

00:43:24.019 --> 00:43:26.440
chasers. Women only care about, oh, no, you're

00:43:26.440 --> 00:43:33.239
being sexist. Which way is it? I'm starting to

00:43:33.239 --> 00:43:38.719
get confused. Here's Piper O 'Callaghan. Man,

00:43:38.719 --> 00:43:43.539
everyone save it. Only fans, girl. She said Clavicular

00:43:43.539 --> 00:43:47.619
asked for 10 ,000 just to appear on his stream.

00:43:48.250 --> 00:43:50.409
Oh, I actually asked Clav to do a stream with

00:43:50.409 --> 00:43:51.909
me, and then he said that it would be, like,

00:43:51.929 --> 00:43:55.489
10K. Yeah, it's not worth it. He's just a boring,

00:43:55.690 --> 00:43:58.670
dumb Gen Z douche. I was like, damn, did Alice

00:43:58.670 --> 00:44:00.989
Rosenblum, like, pay 10K to do a stream with

00:44:00.989 --> 00:44:05.309
him? All right. Man, Clavicular gets paid $10

00:44:05.309 --> 00:44:09.150
,000 talking about drilling his face. It's the

00:44:09.150 --> 00:44:16.880
saddest thing I've ever heard. talking about

00:44:16.880 --> 00:44:19.239
the thing that is known as our women oppressed.

00:44:20.019 --> 00:44:23.800
Are women in their daily lives oppressed? This

00:44:23.800 --> 00:44:26.760
is the most fascinating career change ever. Jetta

00:44:26.760 --> 00:44:29.239
Diabow was on The View. She was one of those

00:44:29.239 --> 00:44:32.039
annoying hags on there. And in her Twitter bio,

00:44:32.099 --> 00:44:34.380
it says, fired by corporate media for speaking

00:44:34.380 --> 00:44:38.300
the truth. I'm damn proud of it. And now she's

00:44:38.300 --> 00:44:41.099
like a female entertainer. In your view, I want

00:44:41.099 --> 00:44:42.539
you to get in the chat. I want you to get in

00:44:42.539 --> 00:44:45.219
the comments and tell me. Now, some could argue,

00:44:45.740 --> 00:44:49.400
that are men being oppressed? Are men being oppressed

00:44:49.400 --> 00:44:52.139
by being told every day that their masculinity

00:44:52.139 --> 00:44:55.239
is toxic? All right, I think everyone's getting

00:44:55.239 --> 00:44:56.739
oppressed. I don't think it's just one gender.

00:44:57.139 --> 00:45:01.099
I think everybody's freaking out. I saw a YouTube

00:45:01.099 --> 00:45:04.239
comment one time. It said, we're trying to date

00:45:04.239 --> 00:45:07.900
like it's the 1990s with 2020 rules, and I love

00:45:07.900 --> 00:45:11.559
that. Jim Carrey is gonna make a Grinch sequel.

00:45:11.659 --> 00:45:14.329
I love that movie. I think the movie is good,

00:45:14.369 --> 00:45:16.210
terrible. You know what I mean? It's a good,

00:45:16.309 --> 00:45:19.170
bad 2000s movie. There's this headline. Insane

00:45:19.170 --> 00:45:25.670
video in Ocala, Florida. He just said Ocala,

00:45:25.730 --> 00:45:33.210
Florida. It's what he says when he goes down.

00:45:33.750 --> 00:45:51.420
Ocala. Ocala, Florida. Florida. Ocala, you stupid

00:45:51.420 --> 00:45:55.000
L .A. moron. Very insane video. In Ocala, Florida,

00:45:55.139 --> 00:45:58.320
a driver is facing charges for firing a gun into

00:45:58.320 --> 00:46:00.579
the air while he was at a red light. Police arrested

00:46:00.579 --> 00:46:03.199
Jesse Swingle on Wednesday. Officers say this

00:46:03.199 --> 00:46:05.320
was not the only time. They say he fired shots

00:46:05.320 --> 00:46:08.019
at multiple intersections. And police also say

00:46:08.019 --> 00:46:11.400
that he was driving recklessly. Yeah. In Ocala,

00:46:11.400 --> 00:46:18.340
Florida. Let me think of a joke here. Yeah, it

00:46:18.340 --> 00:46:26.360
happened in Orlando, Florida. Winterhaven. Lakeland.

00:46:27.099 --> 00:46:30.239
Why would you think it's... What a moron. What

00:46:30.239 --> 00:46:34.719
an idiot. Here's Billy Bush claiming that Al

00:46:34.719 --> 00:46:39.960
Roker is mean and vindictive on the Ta -Da show.

00:46:42.269 --> 00:46:44.150
Get what I did there. I was going off of the

00:46:44.150 --> 00:46:46.469
previous thing, you know, doing a bit, being

00:46:46.469 --> 00:46:49.070
funny, being hilarious. All right, here we go.

00:46:49.289 --> 00:46:52.789
The way I describe Al is three words. Territorial,

00:46:52.789 --> 00:46:57.130
vindictive, and chronically unprepared. And what

00:46:57.130 --> 00:47:04.409
are you? A douche. He just creeps me out, that

00:47:04.409 --> 00:47:17.860
Billy Bush. Ocula, Florida. I love that. I wonder

00:47:17.860 --> 00:47:21.139
when TMZ does something stupid like that, I wonder

00:47:21.139 --> 00:47:22.940
if they feel bad at all or if they're like, oh,

00:47:23.000 --> 00:47:25.900
that's just Florida. Blew a guy one time in Miami,

00:47:26.019 --> 00:47:31.880
but that's about it. The game says that we should

00:47:31.880 --> 00:47:35.139
stay single, the rapper, not the urban sitcom

00:47:35.139 --> 00:47:40.460
from the 2000s. And Olivia Rodrigo says she's

00:47:40.460 --> 00:47:42.199
smelled fans wearing diapers at her concerts.

00:47:42.400 --> 00:47:43.579
There's these certain festivals where people

00:47:43.579 --> 00:47:46.000
wear diapers so that they can be front row of

00:47:46.000 --> 00:47:48.199
the show. And that's been an experience as a

00:47:48.199 --> 00:47:51.320
performer that I've smelled. Oh, yeah, yeah,

00:47:51.400 --> 00:47:56.179
yeah. I was thinking about that at the Knicks

00:47:56.179 --> 00:47:57.500
parade. I was like, I wonder how many people

00:47:57.500 --> 00:48:02.559
are wearing the thing that is known as a diaper.

00:48:04.039 --> 00:48:07.039
Chris Brown arrived at court smiling for the

00:48:07.039 --> 00:48:11.440
former housekeeper trial. Alex Earl was seen

00:48:11.440 --> 00:48:20.059
with Benson Boone. I bet he plowed her. Brian

00:48:20.059 --> 00:48:23.219
Austin Green says he's not tempted by Megan Fox's

00:48:23.219 --> 00:48:25.280
thirst traps. Well, she wouldn't want you. So

00:48:25.280 --> 00:48:28.119
he's not going to be tempted by. Luigi Mangione

00:48:28.119 --> 00:48:31.260
is withdrawing the emotional disturbance defense.

00:48:33.210 --> 00:48:36.289
Carlos Mencia was charged with tax evasion like

00:48:36.289 --> 00:48:40.690
an idiot. Rihanna and A $AP Rocky were in L .A.

00:48:40.710 --> 00:48:44.449
for the first time since the shooting. And a

00:48:44.449 --> 00:48:47.150
lot's going on in our own. We're losing our mind.

00:48:47.829 --> 00:48:50.030
Can't you kind of tell we're losing our mind

00:48:50.030 --> 00:48:54.670
a little bit? 8 -5 -6. 49 happy. I'm looking

00:48:54.670 --> 00:48:56.329
at this. It's so overwhelming how much stuff

00:48:56.329 --> 00:49:00.090
I have here. But every time I say that, when

00:49:00.090 --> 00:49:04.380
I'm done recording, Then I feel accomplished.

00:49:04.559 --> 00:49:11.420
My friend texted me. All right. I was telling

00:49:11.420 --> 00:49:14.159
my friend, I was telling this girl I know, Dr.

00:49:14.300 --> 00:49:15.960
Scarlet Smash, a funny story. I'll tell this

00:49:15.960 --> 00:49:18.119
before we go to break. So I was outside in a

00:49:18.119 --> 00:49:23.420
parking lot talking into my phone real quick.

00:49:23.820 --> 00:49:28.380
It was on 4th Street and 97X, which is the sister

00:49:28.380 --> 00:49:30.340
station of where I used to work, 1025 The Bone,

00:49:31.000 --> 00:49:35.920
Their promotions van drove by and they like did

00:49:35.920 --> 00:49:38.119
like a double take twice. I think they recognized

00:49:38.119 --> 00:49:40.000
me or maybe we're just looking at my height and

00:49:40.000 --> 00:49:41.579
then they almost had a car in front of them.

00:49:41.980 --> 00:49:45.139
I was like, yeah, you gotta be careful to drive

00:49:45.139 --> 00:49:48.199
that van. I know how nerve wracking it is driving

00:49:48.199 --> 00:49:53.219
a company van. All right. I don't know what the

00:49:53.219 --> 00:49:54.860
point of that story was, but we'll be right back.

00:49:54.900 --> 00:50:14.670
Hang on. RyanHoppyRadio .com. The hour will be

00:50:14.670 --> 00:50:17.010
right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.

00:50:17.349 --> 00:50:21.809
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is

00:50:21.809 --> 00:50:27.559
poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was

00:50:27.559 --> 00:50:30.119
so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like

00:50:30.119 --> 00:50:32.559
listening to this next song, you can skip over

00:50:32.559 --> 00:50:35.219
it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride

00:50:35.219 --> 00:50:37.579
in his selection, so stick around, folks. Oh,

00:50:37.599 --> 00:50:40.920
yeah, let me press this. Don't worry, Fresno.

00:50:40.960 --> 00:50:44.840
Hoppy Hour will be right back. Every Friday we

00:50:44.840 --> 00:50:48.480
do this. Every day of my weekend. Here's DJ Yonk.

00:51:10.150 --> 00:51:14.510
weekend. We gon' all, we gon' all get it. Man,

00:51:14.550 --> 00:51:17.969
every day my weekend. Holes, I be freaking. You

00:51:17.969 --> 00:51:20.449
blame it, make it rain, but it drop. Lea Lee,

00:51:20.530 --> 00:51:23.289
okay. Nigga, I'm just like skin. I ain't part

00:51:23.289 --> 00:51:26.550
of Reno. Michael Jackson, PC. My ice still like

00:51:26.550 --> 00:51:29.750
it's Christmas. But I'm amazing. Come out with

00:51:29.750 --> 00:51:32.610
my agent. Bitch, I'm the boss, so they think

00:51:32.610 --> 00:51:35.960
that I'm Yeah, I'm tokin' like the Taliban Tunes

00:51:35.960 --> 00:51:38.840
from my garrison on my cart Sit so high, don't

00:51:38.840 --> 00:51:41.559
stop, no, bitch, I land And all this ain't juice,

00:51:41.659 --> 00:51:44.380
man, but I'm on that juice, man Give me five

00:51:44.380 --> 00:51:47.059
bottles of that goose, I get a loose man For

00:51:47.059 --> 00:51:49.739
real, baby, you playin', do that on my hands,

00:51:49.760 --> 00:51:52.900
man I do this shit every day, ballin' to my plan

00:51:52.900 --> 00:51:55.699
Yeah, ballin', that's my 9 to 5, me and Spock,

00:51:55.699 --> 00:51:58.059
it's you and I You don't walk, it's kind of big,

00:51:58.159 --> 00:52:00.539
you a dick and touch the ground Versus to the

00:52:00.539 --> 00:52:01.840
versus, nigga, you a dick and touch the ground

00:52:01.659 --> 00:52:03.639
You just sweet, I heard you singing In between

00:52:03.639 --> 00:53:23.000
your girls' fat ass bitch So pass it to me Like

00:53:23.000 --> 00:53:25.599
a motherfucker Friday be at figure eight You

00:53:25.599 --> 00:53:28.239
know I fuck with pussy Overdosing on the strong

00:53:28.239 --> 00:53:31.099
Rolling quarters of the city Club Miami Saturday

00:53:31.099 --> 00:53:34.280
Girls the baddest in my book I just want white

00:53:34.280 --> 00:53:37.320
on end While you lame niggas look pissed Even

00:53:37.320 --> 00:53:40.559
on a Sunday, I don't take a day. Y 'all was clubbing

00:53:40.559 --> 00:53:43.119
in the station. And my nigga, you ain't alone.

00:53:43.219 --> 00:53:45.599
Niggas can see the insides. First, they take

00:53:45.599 --> 00:53:48.019
they shirts off. Second, when they hear our songs,

00:53:48.239 --> 00:53:50.639
then they take they shirts off. Third, she gonna

00:53:50.639 --> 00:53:53.840
serve us. Mouse stick her tongue out. Four hours

00:53:53.840 --> 00:53:56.719
later, fuck us all. I was like, wow. Y 'all got

00:53:56.719 --> 00:53:59.800
milk money. Bitch, nigga, I'm a cash out. Every

00:53:59.800 --> 00:54:02.860
day my weekend, living life on a fast. Every

00:54:02.860 --> 00:54:58.510
day my weekend. That was DJ Onk with Every Day

00:54:58.510 --> 00:55:11.570
of My Weekend. Welcome to Happy Hour. In your

00:55:11.570 --> 00:55:15.090
heart, you know what you like. And now for something

00:55:15.090 --> 00:56:02.909
completely different. Door is closing. Happy

00:56:02.909 --> 00:56:11.269
hour. Happy hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here

00:56:11.269 --> 00:56:15.090
it is. The most listened to radio show on the

00:56:15.090 --> 00:56:17.909
planet. The other stations are tuned in too.

00:56:50.030 --> 00:56:57.590
I tell you no I tell you no You walk in, crowd

00:56:57.590 --> 00:57:00.510
goes tired Same old stunt, same borrowed fire

00:57:00.510 --> 00:57:03.969
Lip gloss sticking on your sleeve Talk too loud,

00:57:03.989 --> 00:57:06.710
then you won't leave You run like John, but it's

00:57:06.710 --> 00:57:10.809
all talk Heavy boots on a tiny walk Bunny XO,

00:57:10.869 --> 00:57:13.829
girl you know He's a late fee everywhere you

00:57:13.829 --> 00:57:19.090
go He takes a break Then asks, surprise, surprise

00:57:19.550 --> 00:57:24.489
Just me with those same old eyes Jelly Roll,

00:57:24.670 --> 00:57:29.329
go away Jelly Roll, go away All you need's a

00:57:29.329 --> 00:57:34.170
better day Jelly Roll, go away Jelly Roll, go

00:57:34.170 --> 00:57:38.710
away Jelly Roll, go away She deserves more plain

00:57:38.710 --> 00:57:52.989
and clear Jelly Roll, go away Little grin, same

00:57:52.989 --> 00:57:56.110
old mess you're draggin' in Promise big, then

00:57:56.110 --> 00:57:59.349
break it small Always first to blame the wall

00:57:59.349 --> 00:58:03.550
Bunny skin, same old show Tired of the yes -man

00:58:03.550 --> 00:58:06.929
glow She needs peace, she needs room Not your

00:58:06.929 --> 00:58:40.710
shadow Let her shine. Let her have her own damn

00:58:40.710 --> 00:58:44.230
life. No more dragging through the door. No more

00:58:44.230 --> 00:58:54.690
begging for one more. Jelly Roll. Jelly Roll.

00:58:55.690 --> 00:59:02.289
Jelly Roll. Go away. Jelly Roll. Go away. Jelly

00:59:02.289 --> 00:59:06.789
Roll. Go away. But he needs a better day. Jelly

00:59:06.789 --> 00:59:29.099
Roll. Oh, yeah. 856 -49 -HAPPY. 856 -494 -6773.

00:59:29.320 --> 00:59:32.000
You tweeted me. All right. Ryan Hoppy Radio.

00:59:32.340 --> 00:59:35.039
You can always email me, ryanhoppyradio at gmail

00:59:35.039 --> 00:59:37.780
.com. So I'm in the break room, and I was trying

00:59:37.780 --> 00:59:40.840
to buy two Diet Mountain Dews to put into my

00:59:40.840 --> 00:59:44.920
Yeti cup, and I bought a Diet Mountain Dew. Then

00:59:44.920 --> 00:59:48.079
on accident, I put in, the code was 14 for the

00:59:48.079 --> 00:59:50.500
Diet Mountain Dew. I put in 10, which was a Pepsi.

00:59:51.789 --> 00:59:56.170
Now in my cup, my little yearly cup, I have a

00:59:56.170 --> 00:59:58.170
diamount to do in Pepsi, and it actually tastes

00:59:58.170 --> 01:00:00.710
like pure sugar. Let me drink it with you guys.

01:00:00.949 --> 01:00:07.630
Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah. That is so sugary, I might

01:00:07.630 --> 01:00:10.449
have heart attack. Mm -hmm. One more time. Again.

01:00:10.929 --> 01:00:35.599
Mm -hmm. Did God come between Jelly Roll and

01:00:35.599 --> 01:00:38.099
Bunny? Oh, my God. If you're having to blame

01:00:38.099 --> 01:00:40.639
God, your relationship was stupid from the beginning.

01:00:40.860 --> 01:00:45.539
Because God's not real. That is the new headline

01:00:45.539 --> 01:00:49.380
in the $27 million split. Ah, yeah, fat ass and

01:00:49.380 --> 01:00:51.960
a stupid brun. Weeks before their 10th wedding

01:00:51.960 --> 01:00:54.019
anniversary. God knows where my journey would

01:00:54.019 --> 01:00:56.739
be at right now. Yeah, I'm so sick of freaking

01:00:56.739 --> 01:01:08.789
people that are... Shut up. I don't need to hear

01:01:08.789 --> 01:01:10.610
about him talking about God. I think I'm just

01:01:10.610 --> 01:01:13.190
so bitter because I lost my dad at a young age.

01:01:13.449 --> 01:01:16.170
It's like, no, God's not real, dude. When he

01:01:16.170 --> 01:01:25.130
dies, there's nothing. There's no God. God, let

01:01:25.130 --> 01:01:26.769
me, I didn't think this was going to be so hard.

01:01:26.869 --> 01:01:30.719
Hold on. Bunny XO breaks her silence on her divorce

01:01:30.719 --> 01:01:33.300
from Jelly Roll. I wonder how many women cry

01:01:33.300 --> 01:01:35.360
when they find out that a married man went to

01:01:35.360 --> 01:01:38.570
your former brothel. The dumb blonde podcast

01:01:38.570 --> 01:01:41.510
host tells all in an emotional episode of her

01:01:41.510 --> 01:01:44.550
show June 18th, saying she and her rock star

01:01:44.550 --> 01:01:47.449
ex, who she still refers to as her husband throughout

01:01:47.449 --> 01:01:50.010
and whose real name is Jason Bradley DeFord.

01:01:50.190 --> 01:01:52.710
I had to call myself too. Jolly Roll, that was

01:01:52.710 --> 01:01:55.469
my name. Felt the stresses of life in the spotlight

01:01:55.469 --> 01:01:59.150
and began to pull apart. We stopped communicating

01:01:59.150 --> 01:02:02.650
together. Yeah, he probably got, I think it's

01:02:02.650 --> 01:02:06.269
the skinny one. He was likable. It's the skinny

01:02:06.269 --> 01:02:08.679
guy. He just looks like a member of Bubba Army.

01:02:08.860 --> 01:02:12.599
A loser! Um, in the past year and a half. And

01:02:12.599 --> 01:02:15.219
I think that it's... Yeah, a bird crier should

01:02:15.219 --> 01:02:19.860
get some marriage advice from him. I think it's

01:02:19.860 --> 01:02:23.719
safe for me to say that I always loved my husband

01:02:23.719 --> 01:02:27.000
a little bit more than he loved me. Yeah, I think

01:02:27.000 --> 01:02:29.599
that's safe to say. He's a loser. He's a dark.

01:02:29.760 --> 01:02:32.619
He's a fat ass. Even if he's skinny, he had to

01:02:32.619 --> 01:02:35.559
do it the cheating way. And he's a cheater in

01:02:35.559 --> 01:02:39.800
general. I was very, like, you know, like, always

01:02:39.800 --> 01:02:41.739
protecting him and always making sure he was

01:02:41.739 --> 01:02:44.280
okay and, like, always chasing him. Yeah, he

01:02:44.280 --> 01:02:46.480
ain't gonna find a woman like her. Yeah, she

01:02:46.480 --> 01:02:49.699
might be a form of prostitute. Yeah, she might

01:02:49.699 --> 01:02:52.980
have showed naked parts of her body online, but

01:02:52.980 --> 01:02:56.289
she seemed to genuinely care about him. And he

01:02:56.289 --> 01:03:00.889
is just a narcissistic douche. And like, I literally

01:03:00.889 --> 01:03:03.969
was the glue that held us together. And that's

01:03:03.969 --> 01:03:06.650
not taking a shot in any way. That's me being

01:03:06.650 --> 01:03:09.570
just 100 % honest. Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

01:03:09.590 --> 01:03:13.070
Like, I think she saw him as a fat ass that was

01:03:13.070 --> 01:03:18.030
coming from prison. I stopped chasing him. Yeah,

01:03:18.150 --> 01:03:23.420
that's the problem. You stopped putting out.

01:03:23.699 --> 01:03:26.480
And when I say I stopped chasing him, like, I

01:03:26.480 --> 01:03:30.280
mean, I stopped everything. Okay, well, that's

01:03:30.280 --> 01:03:32.699
what's going to happen. When a woman stops putting

01:03:32.699 --> 01:03:38.519
in for men's interest. Because you're boring.

01:03:38.739 --> 01:03:45.739
You're a prostitute. Was this divorce mutual?

01:03:46.320 --> 01:03:50.679
No, it was not mutual. Bunny XO reveals the reason

01:03:50.679 --> 01:03:53.579
for her divorce with Jelly Roll. I don't know.

01:03:54.039 --> 01:03:56.599
Days after it was revealed that the singer, whose

01:03:56.599 --> 01:03:59.139
real name is Jason DeFord, had filed for divorce

01:03:59.139 --> 01:04:02.539
on May 18th, his ex details the end of the couple's

01:04:02.539 --> 01:04:05.039
marriage and the day it all came crashing down.

01:04:05.300 --> 01:04:08.420
She says on her Dumb Blonde podcast, June 18th.

01:04:08.460 --> 01:04:11.500
On Mother's Day, we had a little bit of an argument.

01:04:11.739 --> 01:04:15.460
Oh, yeah. We said we're crazy broad. I don't

01:04:15.460 --> 01:04:19.039
think the details are necessary. I would say

01:04:19.039 --> 01:04:21.880
not. There's always that one argument in a relationship.

01:04:23.960 --> 01:04:29.179
everything just ends i was so fed up and so tired

01:04:29.179 --> 01:04:31.420
that i just looked at him and i said well then

01:04:31.420 --> 01:04:34.800
file the divorce papers oh yeah you manifested

01:04:34.800 --> 01:04:39.619
bunny whose real name is elisa to ford then packed

01:04:39.619 --> 01:04:42.079
a bag and left the couple's home and didn't talk

01:04:42.079 --> 01:04:44.719
to her husband for about a week oh yeah that's

01:04:44.719 --> 01:04:49.639
just real good energy honey And during that,

01:04:49.739 --> 01:04:51.840
you know, he was so mad and we were so emotional

01:04:51.840 --> 01:04:57.599
that he ended up doing exactly what I told him

01:04:57.599 --> 01:05:01.539
to do and filing the divorce paper. So there's

01:05:01.539 --> 01:05:04.980
that. And here's y 'all talking about it on stage.

01:05:05.800 --> 01:05:08.400
I wasn't going to talk about this tonight, but

01:05:08.400 --> 01:05:15.500
while we're talking about liars. We got these

01:05:15.500 --> 01:05:22.369
two white trash losers. These two mutants! With

01:05:22.369 --> 01:05:26.789
the maturity level of a four -year -old. Oh,

01:05:26.949 --> 01:05:32.050
them mutants in the crowd. They look like a friggin'

01:05:32.070 --> 01:05:34.489
loser that I'd pick up in Nebraska Avenue, trash

01:05:34.489 --> 01:05:37.940
bag, transgender hooker. It's the only time in

01:05:37.940 --> 01:05:39.639
the only city I'm going to speak about this,

01:05:39.659 --> 01:05:41.980
so break your camera pros out now. Me and my

01:05:41.980 --> 01:05:45.519
wife are best friends. We will always be best

01:05:45.519 --> 01:05:48.619
friends. Yeah, no, no, not what she said in her

01:05:48.619 --> 01:05:51.059
podcast, dude. Didn't really see my best friends.

01:05:53.980 --> 01:05:56.800
You're just pulling on the, I believe in Jesus.

01:05:57.619 --> 01:06:00.420
Hey, what kind of sweet man? Even though I used

01:06:00.420 --> 01:06:03.300
to, you know, do the thing that was known as

01:06:03.300 --> 01:06:06.260
rap about popping pills, but now I believe in

01:06:06.260 --> 01:06:08.880
Jesus and I hang out with, but quite, shut up.

01:06:12.400 --> 01:06:19.119
I bet that phone call was lovely. All right,

01:06:19.119 --> 01:06:23.449
I'm sticking around. You're the worst. I'm skinny

01:06:23.449 --> 01:06:27.789
now. Something about him just icks me out, man.

01:06:29.510 --> 01:06:36.730
Today on TMZ. Okay, politics and romance colliding.

01:06:36.730 --> 01:06:40.449
Ted Cruz says Katy Perry is way out of Justin

01:06:40.449 --> 01:06:42.690
Trudeau's league. I thought that was so stupid

01:06:42.690 --> 01:06:47.920
to say. He's got a bigger penis than you. There's

01:06:47.920 --> 01:06:55.579
an old phrase of outkicking your coverage. It's

01:06:55.579 --> 01:06:58.619
pretty stumbling. And I think Justin's managed

01:06:58.619 --> 01:07:01.780
to do so. He said Justin Trudeau is dating somebody

01:07:01.780 --> 01:07:03.960
hotter than he deserves. But every guy would

01:07:03.960 --> 01:07:06.079
take this as a compliment. I had a dream last

01:07:06.079 --> 01:07:08.099
night. I was dating two different women at the

01:07:08.099 --> 01:07:10.340
same time. Are you going to come out as straight

01:07:10.340 --> 01:07:20.079
soon? I don't know. The Jelly Roll Buddy XO breakup

01:07:20.079 --> 01:07:23.119
is official. He removed her from his Instagram

01:07:23.119 --> 01:07:27.280
bio. Oh yeah. Forget the divorce papers. That's

01:07:27.280 --> 01:07:29.639
when it's real. That's pretty fast. The way women

01:07:29.639 --> 01:07:31.860
handle breakups and the way men handle breakups

01:07:31.860 --> 01:07:34.380
are so different. Yeah, women can just go to

01:07:34.380 --> 01:07:39.650
the next guy. And they'll literally get on the

01:07:39.650 --> 01:07:42.230
dating app like an hour after you guys. Yeah,

01:07:42.269 --> 01:07:44.769
because we want to get our rocks on and jazz.

01:07:45.190 --> 01:07:51.690
An hour after? Way before. It is weird when you

01:07:51.690 --> 01:07:53.730
have to break up and then you're on the dating

01:07:53.730 --> 01:07:57.250
app. And you're like, I'm not talking to my ex.

01:07:57.590 --> 01:08:00.570
It's like different communication vibes. And

01:08:00.570 --> 01:08:04.690
the best part is the first one or whatever you're

01:08:04.690 --> 01:08:06.570
into, the person you have sex with, you're like,

01:08:06.590 --> 01:08:09.619
um. This is not my ex. It's a weird little vibe.

01:08:11.920 --> 01:08:15.440
Luigi Mangione and his attorneys revealed his

01:08:15.440 --> 01:08:17.579
potential defense. Something called... Yeah,

01:08:17.579 --> 01:08:20.319
he's a freaking loser too. Extreme emotional

01:08:20.319 --> 01:08:23.739
disturbance. Yeah, you're a little nipple baby

01:08:23.739 --> 01:08:28.159
piece of garbage. Saying I was driven to do what

01:08:28.159 --> 01:08:31.279
I did. I don't want to hear about him. Because

01:08:31.279 --> 01:08:35.210
he's pretty. If his name was Lamar, it wouldn't

01:08:35.210 --> 01:08:41.689
be the same. Colin Gosselin is giving a shout

01:08:41.689 --> 01:08:45.130
out to who he calls his real mom. Oh yeah, I'm

01:08:45.130 --> 01:08:47.970
not that dirty rotten hag, Kate Gosselin. 22

01:08:47.970 --> 01:08:50.090
-year -old son of the former reality stars John

01:08:50.090 --> 01:08:52.909
and Kate Gosselin. Announced June 17th, he is

01:08:52.909 --> 01:08:56.090
releasing a memoir. October 13th, titled In the

01:08:56.090 --> 01:08:58.329
Shadow of Eight, Surviving the Reality of My

01:08:58.329 --> 01:09:01.350
Childhood. And in an Instagram post, That's a

01:09:01.350 --> 01:09:04.569
good title of a book. May 18th, speaking on his

01:09:04.569 --> 01:09:07.649
childhood. Colin writes about his dad's ex -girlfriend,

01:09:07.850 --> 01:09:11.159
Colleen Conrad. saying, I didn't plan this at

01:09:11.159 --> 01:09:13.479
all, but coincidentally, on the day of the official

01:09:13.479 --> 01:09:15.840
announcement of my book, it is Colleen's birthday.

01:09:16.039 --> 01:09:18.439
She is the strongest woman I know, who stepped

01:09:18.439 --> 01:09:20.840
in at the toughest part of my life and chose

01:09:20.840 --> 01:09:29.510
to be a mother to me. Truth's important. And

01:09:29.510 --> 01:09:32.329
there's a lot of missing pieces to the story.

01:09:32.710 --> 01:09:35.630
And I think, you know, every time a new missing

01:09:35.630 --> 01:09:37.989
piece goes out there, it's just, you know, who

01:09:37.989 --> 01:09:40.750
doesn't like solving the mystery, right? Hidden

01:09:40.750 --> 01:09:44.890
in a basement cell and fed a cocktail of powerful

01:09:44.890 --> 01:09:48.449
antipsychotics. Those antipsychotics should have

01:09:48.449 --> 01:09:50.890
been given to Kate. Those are some of the claims

01:09:50.890 --> 01:09:53.789
Colin Gosselin makes in his... Alright, so he

01:09:53.789 --> 01:10:02.840
wrote a book. Good for him. Lindsay Lohan shares

01:10:02.840 --> 01:10:05.079
a rare look into some family moments with her

01:10:05.079 --> 01:10:15.439
husband, Bader Shamos. While celebrating her

01:10:15.439 --> 01:10:17.899
husband's 39th birthday, the actress expresses

01:10:17.899 --> 01:10:20.239
how fortunate she feels to share a life with

01:10:20.239 --> 01:10:30.390
him and their two -year -old son. being an adult

01:10:30.390 --> 01:10:33.229
in 2026 is just having a pro membership to your

01:10:33.229 --> 01:10:36.350
life it's become the inescapable normal can we

01:10:36.350 --> 01:10:38.750
go back to the day of where everything was not

01:10:38.750 --> 01:10:41.569
a freaking subscription all right so subscription

01:10:41.569 --> 01:10:50.189
prices are going up Savannah Guthrie is taking

01:10:50.189 --> 01:10:53.270
a short hiatus from the Today Show. The 54 -year

01:10:53.270 --> 01:10:55.569
-old was noticeably absent from the last two

01:10:55.569 --> 01:10:58.149
episodes of the morning show. It is due to her

01:10:58.149 --> 01:11:00.529
being on a, quote, assignment out of New York

01:11:00.529 --> 01:11:03.069
City. All right. It's got to be weird trying

01:11:03.069 --> 01:11:05.229
to, like, smile on TV about the next one. You

01:11:05.229 --> 01:11:07.430
don't know where the hell your mom is. Happy

01:11:07.430 --> 01:11:14.079
Hot Topic! Trisha Paytas is getting candid about

01:11:14.079 --> 01:11:16.199
her weight loss journey. During an interview

01:11:16.199 --> 01:11:18.939
with People Magazine published June 18th, the

01:11:18.939 --> 01:11:21.560
influencer reveals that she lost 26 pounds in

01:11:21.560 --> 01:11:24.659
two months after she started using a GLP -1 medication.

01:11:25.279 --> 01:11:27.800
God, imagine she poops herself every night. Mm

01:11:27.800 --> 01:11:32.579
-hmm. Do you have a bath? Oh, that was a big

01:11:32.579 --> 01:11:35.020
plus for me. LaDonna admits she used to date

01:11:35.020 --> 01:11:39.119
guys for their nice bathrooms. Oh, yeah. Mm -hmm.

01:11:39.199 --> 01:11:41.239
You can do a lot of stuff in that bathroom. The

01:11:41.239 --> 01:11:43.539
material girl confesses that during her days

01:11:43.539 --> 01:11:46.220
in New York City's 80s club scene, she would

01:11:46.220 --> 01:11:48.619
assess potential suitors based on their plumbing

01:11:48.619 --> 01:11:51.359
status. All right, so there's that. And then

01:11:51.359 --> 01:11:54.220
there's this hotline right here. Jimmy Kimmel

01:11:54.220 --> 01:11:56.500
officially revealed the latest celebrity heading

01:11:56.500 --> 01:11:58.640
to the ballroom. The Dancing with the Stars ahead

01:11:58.640 --> 01:12:01.920
of the fall premiere on ABC and Disney+. It's

01:12:01.920 --> 01:12:09.659
our very own. It's Kim dancing. So he's going

01:12:09.659 --> 01:12:13.319
to be dancing with the really, really stars.

01:12:13.579 --> 01:12:17.920
All right. Janice Dickinson said that her facelift

01:12:17.920 --> 01:12:20.100
is better than Kris Jenner's. Can you imagine

01:12:20.100 --> 01:12:23.539
you're that much of a washed up woman that you're

01:12:23.539 --> 01:12:26.460
critiquing someone's facelift as like a reason

01:12:26.460 --> 01:12:30.979
why you're better than somebody? What does that

01:12:30.979 --> 01:12:33.640
even mean? That is the saddest thing I've ever

01:12:33.640 --> 01:12:36.619
heard. Oh, my face looks better. Yeah, you don't

01:12:36.619 --> 01:12:38.699
want to age gracefully because you know you look

01:12:38.699 --> 01:12:43.560
like a zombie. Here's the clip of Janice Dickinson

01:12:43.560 --> 01:12:46.119
and her little plastic surgeon throwing shots

01:12:46.119 --> 01:12:50.720
at Chris for some reason. I got to say that this

01:12:50.720 --> 01:12:53.260
feels like a totally different world right now.

01:12:53.359 --> 01:12:56.979
That people used to hide. facelifts and plastic

01:12:56.979 --> 01:13:00.979
surgery. And now it is celebrated and ballyhooed

01:13:00.979 --> 01:13:04.680
and put on Instagram. I feel better. He shaved.

01:13:04.819 --> 01:13:09.579
You look terrible. And he's like, I just totally

01:13:09.579 --> 01:13:11.300
ripped you off. You could have gone to a vet

01:13:11.300 --> 01:13:15.000
right there. 15 years of my life. Her mouth,

01:13:15.100 --> 01:13:17.439
her like jaw is not moving. You know what I mean?

01:13:17.640 --> 01:13:21.600
Uh, people. It's like, like she's talking about

01:13:21.600 --> 01:13:23.739
this shot of her mouth, but she is anyway. You

01:13:23.739 --> 01:13:26.869
don't really notice it though. You don't notice

01:13:26.869 --> 01:13:30.090
it. You look like a plastic surgery little victim.

01:13:30.229 --> 01:13:33.050
You look like a moron. You look like a background

01:13:33.050 --> 01:13:36.250
actor for The Walking Dead. I do social media.

01:13:36.390 --> 01:13:39.109
I'm doing movies. I'm doing movies. Yeah, you

01:13:39.109 --> 01:13:42.210
sound great. On runway, I'm back to modeling

01:13:42.210 --> 01:13:44.609
again. I mean, there's so much going on in my

01:13:44.609 --> 01:13:48.149
life that I needed a fresh, a fresher Janice.

01:13:48.250 --> 01:13:53.390
Oh, there you are. Let's join us here. Just to

01:13:53.390 --> 01:14:00.210
embrace it, you're going to be dead in nine years.

01:14:00.489 --> 01:14:04.350
I really looked around for like a lot of doctors.

01:14:04.609 --> 01:14:07.069
Yes, a lot of doctors. You sound like Don Imus.

01:14:08.130 --> 01:14:11.670
In Southern California. You sound drunk too.

01:14:12.229 --> 01:14:16.270
And, you know, I saw Kris Jenner's facelift and

01:14:16.270 --> 01:14:18.550
I was like, no, I don't want that. I don't want

01:14:18.550 --> 01:14:20.609
like. I think Kris Jenner looks better than you.

01:14:21.739 --> 01:14:23.779
I don't even know what to say. You can think

01:14:23.779 --> 01:14:25.180
of the worst words ever and it's what you look

01:14:25.180 --> 01:14:28.439
like. You look terrible. You look like someone

01:14:28.439 --> 01:14:31.640
you see on Nebraska Avenue in Tampa. Circle the

01:14:31.640 --> 01:14:34.779
block and get caught. Yeah, you don't look great.

01:14:35.479 --> 01:14:53.489
I'll be honest. Time for Side Trick News. Side

01:14:53.489 --> 01:14:59.909
chick noise. We talking messy today. Mic check.

01:15:00.189 --> 01:15:02.970
Welcome to the surf. Riding in the booth, cutting

01:15:02.970 --> 01:15:05.369
straight through the surf. Call it like I see

01:15:05.369 --> 01:15:07.850
it. Feelings in the hearse, kid. You click the

01:15:07.850 --> 01:15:10.409
T, now you get the whole thermos. The libs playing

01:15:10.409 --> 01:15:13.090
games, acting like they saints. Got a whole spouse

01:15:13.090 --> 01:15:15.829
home, still sliding to the dates. Screenshots

01:15:15.829 --> 01:15:18.369
saved, little goodnight, babe. Then they on a

01:15:18.369 --> 01:15:22.449
yacht, pick, trying to hide. Runway, everybody

01:15:22.449 --> 01:15:25.449
frontin' Postin' healing energy while they DM

01:15:25.449 --> 01:15:27.729
huntin' Scrollin' through the gram, all I see

01:15:27.729 --> 01:15:30.029
is double lives You can't tag the man, but you

01:15:30.029 --> 01:15:32.529
tag the watch, he buys It's that side chick news,

01:15:32.689 --> 01:15:36.170
side chick news Run that hoppy gon' news Every

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fraud, every fling, every late night move We

01:15:39.369 --> 01:15:42.090
exposed, we amused Yeah, we say it like it is

01:15:42.090 --> 01:15:44.710
on an afternoon cruise It's that side chick news,

01:15:44.850 --> 01:15:58.369
overworld All right, now. Right now. Happy Hot

01:15:58.369 --> 01:16:04.250
Topic. Ah, jeez. Here we go. Whatever. Angelina

01:16:04.250 --> 01:16:07.630
Jolie is glad to be back on screen. The Oscar

01:16:07.630 --> 01:16:10.210
winner... Oh, yeah, she's a sad chick. ...are

01:16:10.210 --> 01:16:12.550
explaining in a new interview that she had basically

01:16:12.550 --> 01:16:15.390
retired from acting before she and ex -husband

01:16:15.390 --> 01:16:19.550
Brad Pitt filed for divorce in 2016. Water. Telling

01:16:19.550 --> 01:16:22.770
Variety in an interview published June 17, quote,

01:16:22.890 --> 01:16:25.609
I have approached you, had kind of quit acting

01:16:25.609 --> 01:16:28.310
before my divorce. I was focusing on directing,

01:16:28.409 --> 01:16:31.270
and I thought I'd be doing my international work.

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Well, you're not. Because you're not that interesting.

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We'll be right back. We'll be right back. Nothing

01:26:17.850 --> 01:26:21.010
is gonna save you. Bets on the streets. Bets

01:26:21.010 --> 01:26:23.869
on the beats. If you wanna bounce, best bet,

01:26:23.890 --> 01:26:27.069
report to me. My city's shot down. Where I pull

01:26:27.069 --> 01:26:29.829
it down. Ain't no limit. Dropping beats about

01:26:29.829 --> 01:26:32.489
a pound. My balls out a lot. Cause you know I

01:26:32.489 --> 01:26:34.909
call the shots. Stacking paper like them bacon

01:26:34.909 --> 01:26:38.350
sodas in the pot. We got the rimming. We got

01:26:38.350 --> 01:26:41.630
the drone. We got them getting down on the floor.

01:26:42.010 --> 01:26:59.859
We got it. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get it. I'm a strong

01:26:59.859 --> 01:27:02.760
with a mean lean. When I'm guilty, then I'm representing

01:27:02.760 --> 01:27:05.520
my home team. I'm super ugly with a stack of

01:27:05.520 --> 01:27:08.159
money. It's a Gator King. By the bar, I can miss

01:27:08.159 --> 01:27:10.119
the pimpin'. It's a Gator team. Tell them how

01:27:10.119 --> 01:27:13.340
we do it, Joe. Gator, Gator 1. Rim, they're spinning.

01:27:13.560 --> 01:27:15.760
And I ain't even driving. I'm just parking lot

01:27:15.760 --> 01:27:18.359
pimpin'. Slide off in the club, and the man is

01:27:18.359 --> 01:27:21.140
in the 50s. So fresh, so clean. Got a swagger

01:27:21.140 --> 01:27:24.439
in my lip, and what it is? What it do? What it

01:27:24.439 --> 01:27:26.739
do? Come on, shout it. Let me see you get loose.

01:27:27.390 --> 01:27:29.789
If you bought it, you can get some Grey Goose

01:27:29.789 --> 01:27:33.590
And VIP, I'm putting my hands on you We got the

01:27:33.590 --> 01:27:37.229
remix, we got the flow We got them getting down

01:27:37.229 --> 01:27:40.789
on the floor We getting dope, dope, dope, we

01:27:40.789 --> 01:27:43.750
be getting dope, yeah Dope, dope, dope, we be

01:27:43.750 --> 01:27:46.729
getting dope, yeah Get over here, Grey Goose

01:27:46.729 --> 01:27:50.430
Hey shawty, let me see you get loose We getting

01:27:50.430 --> 01:27:53.810
dope, dope, dope, we be getting dope, yeah Dope,

01:27:53.810 --> 01:27:57.340
dope, dope, we be getting dope, yeah Don't be

01:27:57.340 --> 01:28:00.619
puttin' no changes in my journey I want two hot

01:28:00.619 --> 01:28:04.380
liggas poundin' Smoke, jank, smoke, y 'all People

01:28:04.380 --> 01:28:07.699
say, smoke, jank, smoke, y 'all People say, bitch,

01:28:07.920 --> 01:28:11.619
all on the earth Don't even care, speech all

01:28:11.619 --> 01:28:14.720
slurred Nothin' in my cup, shit, it's all good

01:28:14.720 --> 01:28:17.640
Y 'all hidin' the motherfucker makin' up words

01:28:17.640 --> 01:28:21.000
Lookin' like men, I like them light skin Two

01:28:21.000 --> 01:28:24.000
at a time, now I'm twenty -ten twins With Tony

01:28:24.000 --> 01:28:26.760
Gray, do like a ray of Seagram's gin Stay together

01:28:26.760 --> 01:28:30.079
in my glass like they all best friends. I can't

01:28:30.079 --> 01:28:34.220
walk. I, I, I. I can't talk. Broken from the

01:28:34.220 --> 01:28:37.060
day to the dark. People all for square, but my

01:28:37.060 --> 01:28:40.260
goons don't pee. This drink's on you, all eyes

01:28:40.260 --> 01:28:43.100
on me. And niggas with me drinking dark. Henny

01:28:43.100 --> 01:28:45.720
mix with Remy Ma. Party going all night. But

01:28:45.720 --> 01:28:48.119
we kick it, kick it hard. Niggas, they smoking.

01:28:48.319 --> 01:28:50.500
They be getting choked out. Mixing with some

01:28:50.500 --> 01:28:53.039
liquor, nigga. We be getting choked out. Choked

01:28:53.039 --> 01:29:09.140
out, choked out. We be getting choked out. Let's

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go! I'm here. Academy of Martial Arts at AmirAcademy

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back and I'll be able to keep this party going.

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Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco

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DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look normal, but the

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truth is, I have a condition known as autism.

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That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.

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Fact is, autism can strike anyone, regardless

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of who they are. People with autism normally

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have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication

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skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.

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In a recent study, people with autism are less

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likely to have a job and more likely to become

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homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends

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and family, having a college education. I have

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even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as

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an honorary personality for many years. Always

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remember that people with autism want the same

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things as you, to be happy and successful. To

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find out more about autism, please contact your

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local mental health center or visit autismspeech

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.org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate

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your kindness. Do it like my birthday Do it like

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my, do it like my, do it like my, do it like

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my Sagittarius birthday, November 27th Do it

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like that until I, I, I end up in money heaven

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They be thinkin' they be flamin' and torturin'

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them with the bullshit they handin' now So the

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twister make a wish and blow the candles out

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Blow the candles out, blow the candles out Sagittarius

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birthday, November 27th Do it like that until

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I, I, I end up in money heaven They be thinkin'

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they be flamin' and torturin' them Blow the candles

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out. Blow the all -white phantom out. I'm a gun

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with the pants and the shirt and the shoes and

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the hat with the shades and the chain and the

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watch is the reason I be standing now. That's

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where ice will spin that cake while I take the

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icing off the cake. Uh -huh. It's good to be

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there, y 'all. Come on, everybody, let's go celebrate

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with me. Come on, everybody, let's go celebrate

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with me. Ella, ay, I'm an Ella When I get done,

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she gon' bring me macheta It's just a beginning,

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it only gets better Now wear my black hat, now

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wear my shirt, shirt You remember doing like

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the last day of Earth, Earth And if you really

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want to spill on the deal You sound like a mug,

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yeah, I did the mug I do it like my birthday,

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like my birthday I do it like my birthday, like

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my birthday Bad new Gucci bag matching Gucci

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pumps. Shoes matching the belt. Skirt matching

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the blouse. Chain matching the ring. Yeah, I'm

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doing my thing. Got, got so many haters. Why

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is so many hating? Sick like a mental patient.

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I floss like a dentist patient. Just testing

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my patience. Sick and working my nerves. I'm

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getting, spending that money like the church

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in the church. Letting on, yeah, the skin blowing,

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trishing the wind. Just like, yeah. Yeah. Popping

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those tags, these Beezles busting the tags. I'm

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a hood star and I'm partying like a rockstar

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I'm better only at my pick -game meeting You

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can't upgrade me, mami, I'm the guap between

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the lines Do it like my, do it like my, do it

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like my, do it like my, do it like my, do it

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like my, do it like my, do it like my, do it

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like my, do it like my, do it like my, do it

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like my, do it like my, do it like my, do it

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like my, do it like my, do it like my, do it

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like my, do it like my, do it like my, do it

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like my, do it like my, do it like my, do it

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like my, do it like my, I do it like it hurts.

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We'll be right back. Clocks are juking, playing

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cruel pranks Copy's out, we're almost done, feels

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like robbery in banks Brian Hoppy on the mic,

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dropping wisdom in streams Syndicated Skaro,

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now it's time to shatter dreams Oh, the happy

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hour, it's coming to a close Radio hits, made

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it like a Wilson Rose Laughter and joy, dissolving

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in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh, that's

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just so unfair Oh my, fuzzin' with the laughs

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It's growing dim, eardrums missing, hoppy like

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fingers without rings, D -H -X -M -M, shoutouts

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hit the street, but soon the sound will vanish

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like shadows in the heat. The hoppy hour is coming

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to a close, radio waves fading like a wilting

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rose, last differential rain is all in the air,

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but we'll keep the rhythm. is rolling dim. Eardrums

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mixing hoppy like fingers without brains. Gated

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checks to FM. Shadows hit the street, but soon

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the sound will vanish like shadows in the heat.

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Oh, the hoppy hour is coming too close. Radio

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waves fading like a wilting rose. Laughter and

01:36:53.899 --> 01:36:56.659
joy dissolving in the air, but we'll keep the

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rhythm alive. Now it's time to face the silence

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like the TV on Snow Riot Hoppy held the mic,

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with humor so divine The void left in our hearts

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wider than a canyon line LINE Empty speakers,

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silent thighs, but coming to an end Like a rollercoaster

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stopping while the rivers bend Hoppy's jokes

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and jabs, he's our daily grind Now silence louder

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than the thoughts we can't rewind The Hoppy Hour

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is coming to a close It's just so unfair. And

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like that, he's gone. You probably had Taco Bell

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before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell

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is poop. I'll kick you a little and we'll call

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it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour

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is now over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast

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day. Good night and God bless America. Door is

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closing.