Mornings In Your Head (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.31.26)

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Stand by. In your heart, you know he's right.

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And now for something completely different. Hi.

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So tired! I'm tired, damn it! But I'm still here.

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Yeah, I know. And now... Back to the Hoppy Hour

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with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Attention,

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FM DJs, your morning show prep begins now. Loud,

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rude, aggressive. And those are his good qualities.

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A sick person with a powerful tool. Welcome to

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Hoppy Hour. door is closing hi this is ryan hoppy's

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mom and you're listening to hoppy hour welcome

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back to hoppy hour with ryan hoppy yes now no

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no no if i hit this button boom the whole program's

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gonna start okay we'll hit it all right And now

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for something completely different. Hoppy Hour

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starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This

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is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. I don't even know what

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to talk about. Should I even do this? I'm okay.

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Man, yesterday I worked in a very... for the

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radio station all day. It was fine. It was whatever.

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It was good. My Lord. Got off of work at 7. Went

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to Publix and got food. I went out a little bit.

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But my God. Last night. I was so freaking wired,

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man. Could not go to bed until like 2 .30. It's

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time to turn it on. And I believe we're close

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to a full moon, and my cat always acts up when

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there's a full moon, man. Man, am I dragging

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ass right now. And as I look out the window of

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this small studio I record in, I see cloudy weather.

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Yeah! That helps out my mental health. Oh, my

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God. But if I didn't record today, what else

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am I going to do? Sarah Bumble. What am I? I'm

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not on dating apps. What am I going to do? It's

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only logic that I would, you know, do my podcast.

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I mean, what else am I going to do, dude? All

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right. I love this beat. My homie CJ beats me.

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And Courtney Brown did the rapping. That was

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me in the beginning, by the way. When you go,

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Andre! That was me going on the radio. I'm in

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a very delirious mood. Oh, my God. You can always

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call the show. 856 -49 -HOPPY. It's 856 -494

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-6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio.

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You can always email me. RyanHobbyRadio at gmail

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.com. I'm exhausted, man. We recorded 400. I

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made 490 videos this year of my show. And 133

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shows. Mmm. Mmm. But, um, you know what I think

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would be a good pick -me -up? Finally, I'm one

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of those guys who can't wait to get to work in

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the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! Oh, yes!

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Yes! Oh! Didn't I wake everybody up? By the way,

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if you're dragging ass like me today, you know

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what you do? I'm drinking it out of a Yeti cup

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because we cannot have orphan drinks in the studio.

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But if you have an energy drink next to you,

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I want you to drink that energy drink like you've

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never drank it before. Yeah, my Celsius here.

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Oh, yeah. Yesterday's sneaker culture with a

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wild 94 wine was sponsored by Celsius. And it

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was free Celsius. Took like nine of them. All

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right. Oh, yeah. Either sounds like a water bong

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or oral sex. I don't know which one. You can

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tell I go to smoke shops which are turned into

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water bongs. Yeah, can I get a bong? In like

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2016. You mean a water bong? Yes. No, it's a

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tobacco pipe. Yeah, it's totally what it's for.

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Not marijuana. It's for tobacco. All right, what

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do we got here? Here's Melissa Ford. Now I find

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Melissa Ford hot as hell. She's like one of those

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women that used to be a bust -out and tries to

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erase her past. Now listen, I don't judge anybody

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off their promiscuity. All right, get off promiscuous.

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Not really. Bye. A lot of times, these girls

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that were former party girls, you know what they

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do? They're embarrassed about their naughty 20s

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and 30s. So once they get to their 40s, they

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become these feminists. I don't know about women

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empowerment, which is fine. There's nothing wrong

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with that. Don't get me wrong. But all of a sudden,

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they're like judging younger snow bodies for

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getting banged up. And I was like, you know what?

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You're ridiculous. But that was you at one point.

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Melissa Forge says she built her own moral code.

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That's what I'm saying. Found unconditional love

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in her puppies. And revealed her mom left her

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off financially. I found it really interesting

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that people seem to feel like I need to justify

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what makes my life meaningful. This is what I'm

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talking about. All these video vixens. Hey, stupid.

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They're like golden girl age. Think about it.

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And they're recovering. Side chicks. I have determined

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what makes my life meaningful. I have my own

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system of values. That's good. I have my own

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ethics, my own moral code. I know what I place

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high on the list and what is not that. She's

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talking about men. You know, you know, the vibrator

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gets some usage every night. And I ain't talking

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about the vibration from your cell phone. I don't

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know. I know when you're Elon Musk, you can bang

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on whoever you want to a point. Maybe it's the

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tism in him. But it kind of seems like he just

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bangs everything to breeze and it's more of a

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baby mama drama sort of thing than he needs to.

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What do I mean by that? Here's Ashley Sinclair,

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his baby mama, saying that Elon offered her $40

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million to sign an NDA. Ah, she's doing what

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all the cackling women do. Not saying all women

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are cackling, just the cackling ones. Spawn the,

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uh, Taylor Frankie Paul, Brianna Chicken Fry,

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Kayla Nicole move. I'm talking about the man.

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And without the man, here's another hot girl.

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That were uncomfortable, particularly as it relates

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to women and the treatment of women. Yeah. Even

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though I take women back by having kids with

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an obvious deadbeat dad. Within the right wing,

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I had experiences of my own, like with members

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of Congress, like Madison Cawthorn. Yeah, I went

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down. While I was working at Republican companies.

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Oh, good for you. over your frickin' LinkedIn

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resume, why don't you? I had horrible experiences

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with people like Benny Johnson. I saw things

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that were uncomfortable, but... You know what

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it is? Maybe if all your roommates were terrible...

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Maybe you're the terrible one! You know that

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analogy? You might be the problem! I couldn't

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leave, and then eventually... Skipping through

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a few chapters, I get an offer for $40 million

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for an NDA. Hell yeah, it's time to go, eh? And

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from whom? From Elon. Okay. And here are the

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dirty notes. It's all these liberal journalists

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are interviewing her. She wouldn't piss on you

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if you're on fire. I'm just saying. It's kind

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of like, you know, when George Bush became like

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a talking piece of, oh my God, look at me, Jimmy

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Kimmel. I'm not Donald Trump. It's so fake. And

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so when you're an NDA, like to never say anything

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about him ever? Non -disparagement into eternity.

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Okay. Hell yeah, I take that. But you got nothing

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else. Because without being Elon's baby mama,

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what else do you have? I'm not saying you don't

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have accomplishments in life. That's not what

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I'm saying. But I am saying the most interesting

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thing about you is that Elon Musk knocked you

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up. 40 million. 40 million. So it was 15 million.

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When was this? This was December of 2024. Okay.

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Hey, shut up. You're annoying. I don't want to

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hear your voice. It was $15 million lump and

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then $100K a month for 20 years, 21 years. Oh,

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yeah. I'd have sex with Ian for that. Kidding.

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A little over $40 million. And in that moment,

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you have to make a choice. You're like, do I

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want to be a good person? Nah, you don't. And

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there's like very hyperbolically people talk

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about like selling your soul in Hollywood and

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politics. Yeah. Oh! Look at you, you're so well

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-spoken. Ever talk about the moment that you're

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presented with that offer? Yeah. So you're trying

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to act like you're this huge moral superiority.

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Even though you had a kid with someone. It wasn't

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like you had a kid with an everyday average autistic,

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you know. up -and -coming musician. You had it

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with the richest guy ever who's known to have

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like seven different baby mamas. So you knew

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what you were signing up for. Shut up! So sick

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and tired of these women out here. Not all women.

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Just the ones that have kids when a deadbeat

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did. And then they're mad about the results.

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It was always a deadbeat. You're stupid. Sorry.

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I know that comes off a little, you know. Hello,

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rude. I don't like that tone. I'm just saying.

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Oh, I tend to take the moral superiority. No,

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you didn't. The moral superiority would be not

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getting knocked up outside of marriage. Because

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aren't you conservative? Isn't that against your

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values? And that's what a lot of conservatives

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do. Do as I say. Not as I do. Blah, blah, blah.

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Man, she annoying. No wonder Elon Musk tried

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to pay her to shut up. He knew she would go everywhere.

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And she just thinks she's so interesting. Oh

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yeah, there's Sajabai opening up about his sobriety.

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I feel this sometimes, though. But that's only

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when I drink the drink, man. Well said, dude!

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Gotta keep it cool, man. Oh, God. Gotta keep

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it cool. Because I don't even drink. I don't

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even drink. I ain't no more, bro. I stopped drinking

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land for like a year. Sometimes I just be relapsing

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like heavy. I was driving around. Turned on hip

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-hop radio, and I heard what I thought was Yav,

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his beat. Yeah, I tricked. Yeah. I'm like, yeah.

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2007 gold. And then it was a remix. I'm sick

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and tired of these Gen Z artists making these

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terrible songs where they're sampling the better

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beats from my era. Make your own fucking beat.

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Mm -hmm. A week ago, guys. And I just like, it

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ain't even bored. Like, I'm going to just tell,

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I'm going to say the truth. I'll be like overstimulated.

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Like, yeah, me too, dude. Go bang on Lisa Ann

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again. When I be feeling overstimulated. I bang

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on Lisa Ann. I'm going to pull up, bro. Oh, pull

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up, bro. That's such a 2007 line. I mean, you

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would say pull up to anybody. You want some hot

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ass baddies at your 2012 high school drinking

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party? Pull up. You want to beat the crap out

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of a nerd? Pop! Who was the nerd that was getting

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beat up? Me! That's how I know about it. Oh,

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yeah, here's Adam 22. The loser! I got to be

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careful with my voice today. Recently, I've been

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out in public hanging out, and all of a sudden,

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my voice is like... It does a number on me, yelling

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into a microphone about mutants like, you must

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be my man. That's the loser, Adam 22. Adam 22

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says people overreact when they find out certain

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couples like him and his wife are in an open

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relationship. He says sometimes it's just calm

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to enjoy while watching your wife getting fucked

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so hard by another person. Maybe not. I mean,

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the first person that really brought this to

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attention was Bono. Love Sponge. That was very

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strange. It is weird how as time goes on, all

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those guys are, you know, the people I either

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listen to, work for, or learn from are all becoming

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old. And I know we're all going to be old someday.

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But you still got Bono Love Sponge talking smack

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about people online. Bro! You're 60 years old.

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If you would have saved your money, you could

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have been like Mad Cow and retired 10 years ago.

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Here is Adam 22 talking about the open relationship

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of his hot ass wife. Lena Plug is there. I plug

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her up. ...judgmental about anybody with an open

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relationship. If people find out that your girl

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is getting f***ed by other people... Oh, yeah!

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And it's more fun watching others bigger than

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you. He's one of those guys, whenever Adam...

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I've unfortunately watched some of his stuff.

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Whenever Adam227 sucks, he's like, Oh, yeah!

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He does that obnoxious things that narcissists

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do when they make a porn on those guys. He's

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like, Oh, yeah! Yeah! Shut up! It ain't about

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you! They're so unbelievably judgmental about

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it. Even if you have an open relationship on

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both ends, you know? And I also feel like as

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soon as you acknowledge being a that they put

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like an additional level of stigma on you, if

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you like watching it. Oh yeah. Man. She's just

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looking at him. Like you just do now, you know,

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the D well, you can learn a thing or two from

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Papa Hoppy. No, Ryan. Don't go down the road

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bragging. You know what my rule is? And I tell

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this to all the youngsters. Because for some

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reason, all the 24 -year -olds want to talk to

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me when I am out of bar. Maybe because I have

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sad energy. So they're like, how can I not be

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like that, dude? But I'm telling you, ladies

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and gentlemen, all boys and girls, Do not be

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like me. But people do come up to me for advice.

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And I tell them, it doesn't matter what the girl

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looks like. She could be a hot piece of ass,

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you know, model. Or a girl that has more to love.

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Spank that booty. No, but what am I saying? Whatever

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you have. I guess this could go with gay sex.

00:19:10.279 --> 00:19:12.890
I don't know. I'm not really in the mood to try

00:19:12.890 --> 00:19:18.509
it. I'm an ally. Pro -gay. But I'm telling you,

00:19:18.549 --> 00:19:21.349
when you have a beautiful woman on your lap,

00:19:21.630 --> 00:19:24.809
because I can only speak for hetero, you got

00:19:24.809 --> 00:19:29.029
to go to pound town. You got to bring the ruckus.

00:19:30.029 --> 00:19:32.630
Maybe when you're having sex and the girl's on

00:19:32.630 --> 00:19:38.250
top, maybe you give 75%. You go pretty hard,

00:19:38.390 --> 00:19:43.480
but you chill. No, no, no, no. Especially if

00:19:43.480 --> 00:19:47.099
you're really into it, you know. Make sure you're

00:19:47.099 --> 00:19:51.160
sore the next day. Because then years later,

00:19:51.359 --> 00:19:53.740
you'll get a report that your ex says, you're

00:19:53.740 --> 00:19:58.660
the best shit I've ever had. Which I think that

00:19:58.660 --> 00:20:01.740
this is wrong, but this is like how the average

00:20:01.740 --> 00:20:03.579
person seems to view it, at least on Twitter.

00:20:04.799 --> 00:20:13.910
And my entail. God, he's a disturbing dude. Here's

00:20:13.910 --> 00:20:19.849
a woman who seems kind of bitchy. Telling men

00:20:19.849 --> 00:20:22.529
why they need a bitchy woman in their life. You

00:20:22.529 --> 00:20:24.769
want to end up with a bitchy woman. You want

00:20:24.769 --> 00:20:27.230
to know why? Why? Men love bitches and men should

00:20:27.230 --> 00:20:29.390
love bitches. Okay. There's a difference between

00:20:29.390 --> 00:20:33.609
being kind of a bitch and a buddy. Are you like,

00:20:33.710 --> 00:20:35.970
I've dated bitches before? Oh, my girlfriends.

00:20:36.349 --> 00:20:39.109
No. Yeah, kind of. But what I'm saying is like,

00:20:40.990 --> 00:20:45.890
how they treat other people is how they're going

00:20:45.890 --> 00:20:51.829
to treat you. So here's what I mean. Here's how

00:20:51.829 --> 00:21:00.549
it goes. If they have a boss who's a man, if

00:21:00.549 --> 00:21:05.910
they have a boss who is just an absolute douche,

00:21:05.970 --> 00:21:08.829
and all they do is talk bad about that boss,

00:21:09.759 --> 00:21:13.660
That's all they're going to talk about you. Really

00:21:13.660 --> 00:21:18.299
pay attention. Really pay attention. Because

00:21:18.299 --> 00:21:21.880
the girl that is a little bit mean, that is a

00:21:21.880 --> 00:21:24.319
little bit blunt, that is the woman that's going

00:21:24.319 --> 00:21:27.960
to hold herself to her standards. Yeah, the problem

00:21:27.960 --> 00:21:30.480
is they have never ending standards. They never

00:21:30.480 --> 00:21:32.940
settle. And I'm not saying you're supposed to

00:21:32.940 --> 00:21:37.230
settle. They just keep going on and on. Hold

00:21:37.230 --> 00:21:40.369
you to her expectations. Men want to be challenged.

00:21:40.569 --> 00:21:44.069
That makes a man feel masculine. I bet this girl's

00:21:44.069 --> 00:21:49.750
from L .A. County. She has that vocal fry. She

00:21:49.750 --> 00:21:54.990
pushes him. All right. Yeah, the problem is when

00:21:54.990 --> 00:21:58.750
you date a bitch, it's just not really ideal.

00:21:59.269 --> 00:22:02.990
They're fun in bed, but you'll have, you know,

00:22:03.029 --> 00:22:04.490
like when you have an argument with a woman.

00:22:05.150 --> 00:22:08.750
Mm -hmm. And you feel like the argument wraps

00:22:08.750 --> 00:22:14.230
up. All right. Bye. It's over. We'll put that

00:22:14.230 --> 00:22:19.930
in the vault. It is what it is. Sorry I'm not

00:22:19.930 --> 00:22:23.490
there on the dishes more. But it's all resolved.

00:22:23.829 --> 00:22:26.450
And you'll have makeup sex that night. You cuddle

00:22:26.450 --> 00:22:28.950
and you go to bed. Let's say this happens in,

00:22:29.009 --> 00:22:35.539
let's say January. Then May comes around. And

00:22:35.539 --> 00:22:38.900
all of a sudden, that moment from January gets

00:22:38.900 --> 00:22:41.799
brought up again. That's what bitchy women do.

00:22:43.380 --> 00:22:47.500
Is when you think it's all wrapped up. When you

00:22:47.500 --> 00:22:52.740
think it's all over. It keeps happening. And

00:22:52.740 --> 00:22:56.819
you're like, please. Please. Please. And they

00:22:56.819 --> 00:23:00.859
don't care. I often wonder what it's like for

00:23:00.859 --> 00:23:06.589
gay couples. What I mean by that is this. It's

00:23:06.589 --> 00:23:09.609
one of those things. I spoke like Mike Tyson.

00:23:10.109 --> 00:23:15.329
It's one of those things. That when you talk

00:23:15.329 --> 00:23:18.569
to gay people. One of my friends who's gay. Told

00:23:18.569 --> 00:23:22.650
me he realized. Being gay. That all the dating

00:23:22.650 --> 00:23:27.190
norms. Are out the window. So I can't really

00:23:27.190 --> 00:23:31.849
relate. The other day I asked my friend. Who's

00:23:31.849 --> 00:23:35.009
pansexual. which pretty much means, it's like

00:23:35.009 --> 00:23:36.529
a different way of saying bisexual. It means

00:23:36.529 --> 00:23:38.509
you're attracted to anything. It means you're

00:23:38.509 --> 00:23:42.650
attracted to people for their personality. And

00:23:42.650 --> 00:23:46.569
I was talking to two of my friends that are LGBTQ+.

00:23:46.569 --> 00:23:51.289
And I said, what's the definition of pansexual?

00:23:52.910 --> 00:23:56.130
And my one friend goes, oh, it means, you know,

00:23:56.269 --> 00:23:58.730
that you're attracted to them for their personality.

00:23:59.430 --> 00:24:01.430
And then my friend who's bisexual and not gay

00:24:01.430 --> 00:24:05.319
goes, Now it means that a hole's a hole. And

00:24:05.319 --> 00:24:11.660
I was like, that's a way to put it. Gypsy Rose.

00:24:13.460 --> 00:24:18.119
Everyone's favorite dirty, rotten broad. She

00:24:18.119 --> 00:24:20.759
says Mackenzie Shirella has a lot of maturing

00:24:20.759 --> 00:24:25.779
to do. So does Gypsy. Did you watch the Netflix

00:24:25.779 --> 00:24:32.039
show The Crash? I did. I did. You have the mental

00:24:32.039 --> 00:24:36.680
capacity of a 14 -year -old. So I talk like one.

00:24:37.299 --> 00:24:41.180
All the documentaries that's currently out. She

00:24:41.180 --> 00:24:45.160
has a little bit of a beer belly. And although

00:24:45.160 --> 00:24:49.579
I... It's her boobs. Watch these documentaries.

00:24:49.700 --> 00:24:52.460
I'm not a true crime junkie. Some people might

00:24:52.460 --> 00:24:54.839
think I am, but I'm not. Now you're a real life

00:24:54.839 --> 00:24:59.019
true crime junkie. But it did seem interesting,

00:24:59.240 --> 00:25:02.700
so I did watch it. I can't listen to that. I

00:25:02.700 --> 00:25:04.740
feel hungover and I'm not even hungover, but

00:25:04.740 --> 00:25:08.259
that's fine. You might get hurt during your evenings.

00:25:08.480 --> 00:25:11.160
I got my mommy killed. Don't think I'm above

00:25:11.160 --> 00:25:17.930
killing you, bitch. Here's a girl insisting why

00:25:17.930 --> 00:25:20.549
you should always buy a drink. Buying a girl

00:25:20.549 --> 00:25:24.089
a drink at the bar will increase your success

00:25:24.089 --> 00:25:28.490
rate by at least 50%. This might come off as

00:25:28.490 --> 00:25:30.630
controversial. You might not want to hear this,

00:25:30.789 --> 00:25:33.289
but it's true. It's just a nice thing to do.

00:25:33.750 --> 00:25:38.430
It depends. I don't like when a woman takes advantage

00:25:38.430 --> 00:25:43.500
and is like, I'll take a triple daiquiri. With

00:25:43.500 --> 00:25:47.700
tequila. And it's like, Jesus, that's $27. Can't

00:25:47.700 --> 00:25:50.119
you get a giant Coke? You come off as a gentleman.

00:25:50.279 --> 00:25:52.900
It's polite. Also, just the idea of like buying

00:25:52.900 --> 00:25:55.299
her a drink, even just three minutes into knowing

00:25:55.299 --> 00:25:58.059
her, shows that you're a man that is willing

00:25:58.059 --> 00:26:01.480
and is able to provide. I mean, just buy me everything

00:26:01.480 --> 00:26:03.660
because I'm making 50 bucks a month off of showing

00:26:03.660 --> 00:26:05.980
my coochie on the OnlyFans. That's what that

00:26:05.980 --> 00:26:11.680
means. Erica Banks thinks women shouldn't know

00:26:11.680 --> 00:26:15.400
it. Have to keep track of their body count. Whenever

00:26:15.400 --> 00:26:17.759
there's a woman out there that is so against

00:26:17.759 --> 00:26:20.019
the body count, that's because they have a high

00:26:20.019 --> 00:26:26.160
on. It really is weird when you're talking to

00:26:26.160 --> 00:26:27.559
a girl and you're like, man, I wonder how many

00:26:27.559 --> 00:26:31.119
people have been inside of her. I'm sorry. I've

00:26:31.119 --> 00:26:33.200
been known as the guy that says the things that

00:26:33.200 --> 00:26:35.759
all the people are thinking about won't say.

00:26:35.920 --> 00:26:39.180
And that's one of them. When you're on a first

00:26:39.180 --> 00:26:43.019
date, you're like, And you start talking about

00:26:43.019 --> 00:26:45.460
boyfriend after boyfriend after boyfriend after

00:26:45.460 --> 00:26:46.819
boyfriend after boyfriend after boyfriend after

00:26:46.819 --> 00:26:49.319
boyfriend. And it's kind of like Taylor Swift's

00:26:49.319 --> 00:26:52.480
kind of body count where it really sneaks up

00:26:52.480 --> 00:26:54.920
on you. And you're like, wow, you've been one

00:26:54.920 --> 00:26:59.049
of a lot of guys. Ah, Lado shaded Cardi B on

00:26:59.049 --> 00:27:01.410
her new album. A long -awaited album last night,

00:27:01.470 --> 00:27:02.829
so y 'all know I'm here to give y 'all the rundown.

00:27:03.009 --> 00:27:04.829
The project includes features from 21 Savage,

00:27:05.150 --> 00:27:08.230
Sexy Red, Doja Cat, and more. And Sexy Red skanks.

00:27:08.569 --> 00:27:10.930
One lyric in particular has social media going

00:27:10.930 --> 00:27:13.309
crazy. So fans are thinking that she may be taking

00:27:13.309 --> 00:27:15.789
a shot at Cardi B on her track, Gimme Dat. On

00:27:15.789 --> 00:27:18.549
the song, Lado raps, at what, let's clock it,

00:27:18.569 --> 00:27:20.789
really got a Hermes store in my closet, talking

00:27:20.789 --> 00:27:23.269
about buying Big Mama a bag like my aunt already

00:27:23.269 --> 00:27:27.599
bought it. Mm -hmm. Now here's the tea. If you

00:27:27.599 --> 00:27:29.519
don't remember Cardi B's leaked call controversy,

00:27:29.799 --> 00:27:32.079
where last year Cardi allegedly name -dropped

00:27:32.079 --> 00:27:34.400
Lotto while ranting about iSpice. Cause she's

00:27:34.400 --> 00:27:36.839
a hooker! At the time, the leaked audio sparked

00:27:36.839 --> 00:27:39.259
a lot of backlash online, leading Cardi to publicly

00:27:39.259 --> 00:27:41.559
apologize to Lotto. Cardi took to X and said,

00:27:41.680 --> 00:27:43.740
I was ranting and hot at the moment, but I f***ed

00:27:43.740 --> 00:27:45.980
with Lotto heavy. I respect X. Yeah, that's what

00:27:45.980 --> 00:27:48.680
she always does. She always acts like a dirty,

00:27:48.720 --> 00:27:52.960
rotten moron, bitchin' all over. And then she's

00:27:52.960 --> 00:27:57.640
like, I didn't mean it! Shut up! Everything about

00:27:57.640 --> 00:28:00.539
her, including her team, that's so sweet. I don't

00:28:00.539 --> 00:28:04.099
know. She's walking it back because she knew

00:28:04.099 --> 00:28:08.420
Leto was going to bring it to the music. Because

00:28:08.420 --> 00:28:10.859
all Cardi B knows how to rap about is her vagina.

00:28:12.599 --> 00:28:16.940
This is sad news. It happened in Galveston, Texas.

00:28:18.500 --> 00:28:22.099
Right here. Galveston, Texas. Eight students

00:28:22.099 --> 00:28:24.299
were stuck on Pleasure Pier's Iron Shark roller

00:28:24.299 --> 00:28:26.160
coaster. The Galveston Fire Department chief

00:28:26.160 --> 00:28:29.079
said they received a call at 5 .37 p .m. on Thursday.

00:28:29.339 --> 00:28:31.839
Houston ISD, the public school system. I love

00:28:31.839 --> 00:28:34.539
this guy. It's a great voice. It's just so endearing.

00:28:36.119 --> 00:28:39.380
I bet he's quite the generous lover. Confirmed

00:28:39.380 --> 00:28:41.000
that they were students and they were on a field

00:28:41.000 --> 00:28:42.960
trip. Live cameras show that the ride stopped

00:28:42.960 --> 00:28:46.619
at 5 .21 p .m., roughly 15 minutes before firefighters

00:28:46.619 --> 00:28:49.160
received that phone call. That's got to suck

00:28:49.160 --> 00:28:51.660
hanging out, man. Iron Shark Roller Coaster is

00:28:51.660 --> 00:28:54.079
the tallest roller coaster on the pier. Can you

00:28:54.079 --> 00:28:56.019
imagine getting out? It's almost like getting

00:28:56.019 --> 00:28:58.839
out of prison. It has a 100 -foot vertical lift

00:28:58.839 --> 00:29:01.119
hill. Landry's Incorporated, who owns the pier,

00:29:01.279 --> 00:29:03.299
confirmed that the ride had a malfunction, and

00:29:03.299 --> 00:29:05.000
in situations like this, the ride is supposed

00:29:05.000 --> 00:29:07.680
to stop. They said in a statement, our focus

00:29:07.680 --> 00:29:09.819
immediately shifted to the safety of our guests.

00:29:10.039 --> 00:29:12.180
Make sure we don't have any lawsuits. Therefore,

00:29:12.319 --> 00:29:14.619
we contacted the fire department to assist, ensuring

00:29:14.619 --> 00:29:16.640
all guests were safely removed from the ride.

00:29:16.880 --> 00:29:21.799
Yeah, my ex. God bless her heart. I actually

00:29:21.799 --> 00:29:28.599
love theme parks. Man, that was... I'd be like

00:29:28.599 --> 00:29:30.839
closing my eyes during the ride. I just want

00:29:30.839 --> 00:29:37.180
to get a blowjob later. Again, I say the things

00:29:37.180 --> 00:29:41.319
that no one else wants to say. Oh, we're so afraid.

00:29:41.400 --> 00:29:48.619
And it's politically correct. Okay. I'll be here.

00:29:50.759 --> 00:29:55.869
So there's Danny Daniels. Spelled D -A -N -I.

00:29:56.029 --> 00:29:59.750
She's a hot ass pluncher. And here she is saying

00:29:59.750 --> 00:30:01.529
her husband never asked her to stop filming.

00:30:01.789 --> 00:30:03.670
Pretty quick, but it didn't have anything to

00:30:03.670 --> 00:30:08.970
do with Vic. It was honestly this perfect shitstorm

00:30:08.970 --> 00:30:11.190
of life that I was going through at the time.

00:30:11.309 --> 00:30:13.430
And I was wanting to move to New York and shoot

00:30:13.430 --> 00:30:17.089
my own content and focus on my own brand. So

00:30:17.089 --> 00:30:21.650
it honestly just... pretty quick on, but not,

00:30:21.710 --> 00:30:23.230
it wasn't like, oh, I'm so in love with this

00:30:23.230 --> 00:30:24.690
guy, I'm not going to take any other dick. It

00:30:24.690 --> 00:30:29.490
was just... I love being around porn stars. It's

00:30:29.490 --> 00:30:33.349
always been around so many in radio. I've never

00:30:33.349 --> 00:30:37.650
even had a chance to hook up with one. You got

00:30:37.650 --> 00:30:40.869
to have a certain thing to get a porn star. Money!

00:30:42.210 --> 00:30:47.970
Steak dinner! But they're very awkward in public.

00:30:48.519 --> 00:30:52.859
Not like Elon Musk, autism, uh, awkward. It's

00:30:52.859 --> 00:30:54.759
just like they're damaged puppies. Not all of

00:30:54.759 --> 00:30:56.980
them, just all of them. So what they do is this

00:30:56.980 --> 00:30:58.900
thing where you're like, oh, I'll never forget.

00:30:59.039 --> 00:31:03.180
I have to tell this story. 2023, I'm at Baby

00:31:03.180 --> 00:31:07.799
Nose Strip Club. I joined an event where I was

00:31:07.799 --> 00:31:10.420
the host for the night. Mm -hmm. When I did my

00:31:10.420 --> 00:31:14.819
podcast there. I asked one of the girls, she

00:31:14.819 --> 00:31:17.059
was super cute, had kind of the girl next door

00:31:17.059 --> 00:31:22.640
type of porn. And I said, what did I say to her?

00:31:23.119 --> 00:31:26.220
I said, hey, what did you do today? She goes,

00:31:26.339 --> 00:31:29.680
I locked my dog, went grocery shopping, got my

00:31:29.680 --> 00:31:35.380
asshole bleached. I was like, oh! That's something

00:31:35.380 --> 00:31:38.549
you do for Pride Month! I'm kidding. It was in

00:31:38.549 --> 00:31:42.390
October, but yes, I'll never forget. Just the

00:31:42.390 --> 00:31:44.910
way she went, oh, it's my dog. What's the time?

00:31:45.609 --> 00:31:49.710
You're like, Jesus Christ. You're too honest.

00:31:50.069 --> 00:31:52.170
Just kind of like, oh, I just happen to be in

00:31:52.170 --> 00:31:55.269
this place where I've fucked everyone I've wanted

00:31:55.269 --> 00:32:00.450
to fuck. Like I'm ready to like move on. I'm

00:32:00.450 --> 00:32:08.420
sorry. I'm sorry. Latto reveals to Apple Music

00:32:08.420 --> 00:32:12.960
that she may not be retiring after all. She's

00:32:12.960 --> 00:32:15.619
got like six million in the bank, but she just

00:32:15.619 --> 00:32:21.359
had a kid. Mm -hmm. See, now she's not needing

00:32:21.359 --> 00:32:23.539
to keep making music. By the way, she's still

00:32:23.539 --> 00:32:26.039
freaking hot. You forget what Latto looks like.

00:32:26.059 --> 00:32:29.200
She's got a nice chest. Sit on my lap. I wanted

00:32:29.200 --> 00:32:31.359
to flex that. I'm going to be honest with you.

00:32:31.539 --> 00:32:35.079
When you say... My retirement album, my last

00:32:35.079 --> 00:32:38.900
album, I didn't believe you for one second. Call

00:32:38.900 --> 00:32:42.880
her a sister. I'm just being honest with you.

00:32:42.880 --> 00:32:45.119
I was like, no, you said it yourself. You're

00:32:45.119 --> 00:32:55.079
a very ambitious person. I was like, listen,

00:32:55.279 --> 00:32:58.000
is Laudo confusing maternity leave with retirement?

00:32:59.849 --> 00:33:02.569
Remember when we was talking about postpartum

00:33:02.569 --> 00:33:05.269
depression, good days, bad days? That was definitely

00:33:05.269 --> 00:33:10.849
not one of the good days. Is 21 Savage Nights

00:33:10.849 --> 00:33:14.470
stepping up as a father? Especially experiencing

00:33:14.470 --> 00:33:16.349
postpartum for the first time, you don't know

00:33:16.349 --> 00:33:19.829
what to expect. I kind of underestimated it.

00:33:20.089 --> 00:33:24.970
Damn. She underestimated that. Man, here's Madonna.

00:33:26.450 --> 00:33:31.230
Hanging out with a streamer named Jimskin. Man,

00:33:31.730 --> 00:33:34.630
I would play that with Madonna. It wouldn't even

00:33:34.630 --> 00:33:41.069
be fair. Get out of there. Get the work. When

00:33:41.069 --> 00:33:44.410
did you mic this? So that's her dancing on the

00:33:44.410 --> 00:33:47.490
guy. You wonder about her body count. You can

00:33:47.490 --> 00:33:50.170
totally tell that Sabrina Carpenter was influenced

00:33:50.170 --> 00:33:58.420
by her. It's like her granddaughter. Argentinian

00:33:58.420 --> 00:34:02.759
influencer S. Carso helps Tim Payne, the last

00:34:02.759 --> 00:34:05.240
known World Cup player, go viral. The least known.

00:34:05.400 --> 00:34:07.480
You should go without saying that everybody knows

00:34:07.480 --> 00:34:10.019
legendary New Zealand soccer defender Tim Payne,

00:34:10.019 --> 00:34:14.000
right? Uh, no. Well, you're wrong. At least according

00:34:14.000 --> 00:34:20.019
to Argentine influencer Valen Scarsini. Why is

00:34:20.019 --> 00:34:23.000
this guy talking like a bro? He also known as

00:34:23.000 --> 00:34:25.380
El Scarsos on IG and TikTok, who decided that

00:34:25.380 --> 00:34:27.099
Tim was the most unknown player in the... Whatever,

00:34:27.099 --> 00:34:33.920
man. Gives a shit about soccer. Yeah! Let's hide

00:34:33.920 --> 00:34:38.239
in the cave! It's 0 -0! Woo! Really exciting.

00:34:40.199 --> 00:34:42.739
Here's a special agent revealing the three types

00:34:42.739 --> 00:34:44.739
of people to watch out for. Three types of people

00:34:44.739 --> 00:34:47.239
to watch out for. People who have a lot of drama,

00:34:47.500 --> 00:34:49.760
people who have a lot of conflict, and people

00:34:49.760 --> 00:34:53.880
who complain a lot. That's me! Let's break them

00:34:53.880 --> 00:34:56.960
down. People who have a lot of drama. There's

00:34:56.960 --> 00:34:59.099
something going on. Something's always wrong.

00:34:59.760 --> 00:35:02.320
They're in something. Now you may think, well,

00:35:02.340 --> 00:35:05.320
it's not my drama, it's their drama. Nope. Drama

00:35:05.320 --> 00:35:08.440
spills over. Drama impacts you. And if they're

00:35:08.440 --> 00:35:11.420
a hot volcano all the time, you're going to be

00:35:11.420 --> 00:35:16.239
that too. Also, their stuff leaks into your world.

00:35:16.300 --> 00:35:19.300
It's going to impact you. People who are in conflict.

00:35:20.980 --> 00:35:23.659
Does this feel like the Sunday morning bitch

00:35:23.659 --> 00:35:27.619
fest? Clavicular asked the baby to leave his

00:35:27.619 --> 00:35:31.019
club. Yeah, it's got to be embarrassing for the

00:35:31.019 --> 00:35:37.940
baby when that douchebag actually leaves. Listen,

00:35:37.980 --> 00:35:42.900
I can't stand Dana White. I think he's a moron.

00:35:43.599 --> 00:35:46.039
And he makes all men look bad with his toxic

00:35:46.039 --> 00:35:49.940
masculinity. It's the worst. This guy thinks

00:35:49.940 --> 00:35:52.219
he's better than you. He don't love it better.

00:35:53.539 --> 00:35:55.719
And he even kind of goes, yeah, you know, I got

00:35:55.719 --> 00:35:58.440
away with it. He says men are not allowed to

00:35:58.440 --> 00:36:00.059
complain about their mental health because their

00:36:00.059 --> 00:36:02.539
job is to protect their family. You can complain

00:36:02.539 --> 00:36:04.219
about your mental health and still protect your

00:36:04.219 --> 00:36:09.940
family. You're a toxic masculinity loser. And

00:36:09.940 --> 00:36:11.760
from all reports I have of the rich and elite

00:36:11.760 --> 00:36:13.659
people I know from my former radio job, you're

00:36:13.659 --> 00:36:16.219
kind of a scumbag. We've talked about mental

00:36:16.219 --> 00:36:19.219
health, men talking about their mental health.

00:36:20.679 --> 00:36:23.639
We talked about it inside two years ago. I don't

00:36:23.639 --> 00:36:25.420
think men, why don't you think men should be

00:36:25.420 --> 00:36:27.400
open publicly about their mental health? I'm

00:36:27.400 --> 00:36:30.940
a douche. I'm a douche bag. I can't believe I'm

00:36:30.940 --> 00:36:34.159
a kid with a penis and a thumb. Struggles. Well,

00:36:34.280 --> 00:36:40.340
I think that, unfortunately, when you're a man,

00:36:40.519 --> 00:36:45.559
there are certain obligations you have as a man.

00:36:45.679 --> 00:36:47.920
Like slapping my wife in public. Especially if

00:36:47.920 --> 00:36:50.559
you're a man that's going to get married. And

00:36:50.559 --> 00:36:59.980
start a family. The man has a job in the relationship

00:36:59.980 --> 00:37:03.159
and in the family unit. And a woman has a job

00:37:03.159 --> 00:37:08.219
inside the family unit. Every day when you wake

00:37:08.219 --> 00:37:11.559
up as a man, you are responsible for your family.

00:37:11.940 --> 00:37:16.340
Okay, that's great. Welcome to the 1960s. By

00:37:16.340 --> 00:37:19.059
the way, it doesn't mean you can't complain about

00:37:19.059 --> 00:37:22.190
your mental health. God, you know there's a lot

00:37:22.190 --> 00:37:26.489
to unpack there in this therapy. It's pure narcissism.

00:37:27.429 --> 00:37:30.670
He's just such a douche. You don't look at him

00:37:30.670 --> 00:37:32.570
and you're like, get away from me. You just get

00:37:32.570 --> 00:37:35.989
the ick. The ick! And to make sure that you,

00:37:36.110 --> 00:37:43.769
you know, from providing and... That's a sign

00:37:43.769 --> 00:37:45.369
that he doesn't know what he's saying. When a

00:37:45.369 --> 00:37:50.099
guy says... That's the smartest thing you ever

00:37:50.099 --> 00:37:56.699
said. No, from providing and... Shut up. You're

00:37:56.699 --> 00:37:58.619
a dish. You think you're like this empowering

00:37:58.619 --> 00:38:06.079
guy. You're a moron. Danny Daniels says that

00:38:06.079 --> 00:38:08.820
she stopped counting after 500 guys. Are you

00:38:08.820 --> 00:38:11.809
guys aware of your own body count? Oh, God. I

00:38:11.809 --> 00:38:15.530
think I stopped counting at like 500. And those

00:38:15.530 --> 00:38:20.230
are these women. I fuck so many women. I don't

00:38:20.230 --> 00:38:21.969
want to talk about that oversharing. That's what

00:38:21.969 --> 00:38:27.510
I do. Maybe I should do porn. I'm good. Trump's

00:38:27.510 --> 00:38:29.329
name might be stripped from a Kennedy Center

00:38:29.329 --> 00:38:35.510
building. God, he's such a twat. Man. I was watching

00:38:35.510 --> 00:38:36.929
a video of him last night. He's always talking

00:38:36.929 --> 00:38:39.650
about how big these men are. Because they make

00:38:39.650 --> 00:38:45.840
you gay, dude. And all my mega listeners, shut

00:38:45.840 --> 00:38:50.599
up. Erica Kirk denies having a new boyfriend.

00:38:50.699 --> 00:38:54.179
That's good. Gayle Kane was surprised by her

00:38:54.179 --> 00:38:56.900
ex -husband's apology 30 years later after cheating

00:38:56.900 --> 00:39:03.619
on her with a hot woman. Scooter Braun said that

00:39:03.619 --> 00:39:06.059
there's major beef between him and Taylor Swift,

00:39:06.099 --> 00:39:08.619
but kind of didn't say it. He danced around it.

00:39:09.190 --> 00:39:11.710
Bret Michaels will not be performing at Freedom

00:39:11.710 --> 00:39:17.449
250. Father Mark Anthony skips Emmy's graduation.

00:39:18.030 --> 00:39:24.690
Loser! Katy Perry collabs with rapper Chief Keef.

00:39:26.769 --> 00:39:30.789
Bill Cosby denied bond. And Marsha Lucas dead.

00:39:31.869 --> 00:39:40.780
George Lucas' ex -wife. Mm -hmm. I don't know

00:39:40.780 --> 00:39:43.119
why people are mad that Erica Kirk might have

00:39:43.119 --> 00:39:46.440
a new boyfriend. Charlie's been dead like nine

00:39:46.440 --> 00:39:50.099
months. You know she's been plowed since then.

00:39:54.840 --> 00:39:58.480
This is kind of funny. This is on that terrible

00:39:58.480 --> 00:40:01.139
show. You know how they have the Today Show for

00:40:01.139 --> 00:40:06.360
like 24 hours? There's so much Today Show. Who

00:40:06.360 --> 00:40:11.480
needs it? And you have the nepotism hour with

00:40:11.480 --> 00:40:18.320
George Bush's daughter. Well, Halle Berry was

00:40:18.320 --> 00:40:24.579
on it and she misheard a question. Man, I can't

00:40:24.579 --> 00:40:29.380
talk. That was asked by Jenna Bush Hager. And

00:40:29.380 --> 00:40:33.719
she thought the woman said big as dick. Right

00:40:33.719 --> 00:40:37.980
here. Do we have time for one more? One more,

00:40:38.000 --> 00:40:52.559
one more. Biggest ick. Biggest ick. This is great.

00:40:57.219 --> 00:41:00.260
One more. One more, one more. Biggest ick. Biggest

00:41:00.260 --> 00:41:08.300
ick. Oh, yeah. If you had a bush, you'd get over

00:41:08.300 --> 00:41:16.219
here. Let's go to work. One more. One more time.

00:41:18.079 --> 00:41:20.519
Third time's a charm. I'm close. Time for one

00:41:20.519 --> 00:41:23.159
more. One more, one more. Biggest ick. Biggest

00:41:23.159 --> 00:41:33.250
ick. I thought, I was like, what? It sounded

00:41:33.250 --> 00:41:37.730
like that, didn't it? No. No, you are not. No,

00:41:37.789 --> 00:41:41.389
but you're right. You're right. Shut up. Let

00:41:41.389 --> 00:41:44.329
Hallie talk. We all need to hear from you, you

00:41:44.329 --> 00:41:51.110
nipple baby. It's great. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha,

00:41:51.110 --> 00:41:54.170
ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha,

00:41:54.230 --> 00:41:56.670
ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha,

00:41:56.670 --> 00:41:58.449
ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha,

00:41:58.769 --> 00:42:02.250
ha, ha, ha. It's like the word biggest with the

00:42:02.250 --> 00:42:06.489
word ick. She's right. It is. We're up to five

00:42:06.489 --> 00:42:10.949
second delay. That's enough. Between heated rivalry

00:42:10.949 --> 00:42:17.090
and biggest ick. God, you know, I'm trying to

00:42:17.090 --> 00:42:19.489
make her blush, give her some good head. Yes,

00:42:19.489 --> 00:42:23.969
I did. She's a good girl. Yes, I did. Yes, I

00:42:23.969 --> 00:42:27.269
did. Okay. That was kind of edgy at her. She's

00:42:27.269 --> 00:42:30.960
the president's daughter. One more time. I'm

00:42:30.960 --> 00:42:42.360
really close now. One more. Biggest ick. Biggest

00:42:42.360 --> 00:42:57.590
ick. That happened. It's hilarious. I love laughing

00:42:57.590 --> 00:42:59.750
at things like that. People in public will be

00:42:59.750 --> 00:43:02.010
like, when I'm at Calvary, it's like, dude, dude,

00:43:02.010 --> 00:43:06.210
dude, dude, dude. And it'll be the most unfunny

00:43:06.210 --> 00:43:07.750
thing ever. And I'm like, oh yeah, hilarious.

00:43:08.429 --> 00:43:12.489
Good job. With that, that was just pure insanity.

00:43:14.789 --> 00:43:17.869
Rapper Stunna Girl did not go to court. She was

00:43:17.869 --> 00:43:20.650
stunning. She has learned rapper Stunna Girl

00:43:20.650 --> 00:43:22.929
found herself behind bars Thursday night. She

00:43:22.929 --> 00:43:28.440
just looks icky. I wonder what her favorite biggest

00:43:28.440 --> 00:43:31.139
ick is. North Carolina, after she was arrested

00:43:31.139 --> 00:43:33.559
for failing to appear in court in a nearly decade

00:43:33.559 --> 00:43:37.940
-old case. Yeah, moron. Just get the case over

00:43:37.940 --> 00:43:40.659
with. It's a decade old. And there's this weird

00:43:40.659 --> 00:43:43.800
headline. Elderly Florida man is facing multiple

00:43:43.800 --> 00:43:46.239
indecent exposure charges after neighbors say

00:43:46.239 --> 00:43:48.539
he repeatedly exposed himself around his apartment

00:43:48.539 --> 00:43:50.739
complex and claimed it was his legal right to

00:43:50.739 --> 00:43:54.500
do so. God, I didn't know that penis was on the

00:43:54.500 --> 00:43:56.179
chart. This guy's like eight years old. Looks

00:43:56.179 --> 00:43:59.519
like a thumb. According to reports, 79 -year

00:43:59.519 --> 00:44:02.239
-old Tyrone Cossie was a... He's like an elderly,

00:44:02.440 --> 00:44:05.980
ancient -looking version of Rick Scott. Arrested

00:44:05.980 --> 00:44:08.039
in Hollywood, Florida after several residents

00:44:08.039 --> 00:44:10.039
complained about his alleged behavior around

00:44:10.039 --> 00:44:13.679
the building's common... Ah, that's good. I wonder

00:44:13.679 --> 00:44:21.380
what his biggest ick is. Here we go. This season's

00:44:21.380 --> 00:44:23.900
Love Island USA cast has just dropped and there

00:44:23.900 --> 00:44:26.599
is already drama. I'm telling you, I don't know

00:44:26.599 --> 00:44:33.059
what it is about love. Summer House! It's all

00:44:33.059 --> 00:44:37.679
the same shit. Like, at least Jersey Shore was

00:44:37.679 --> 00:44:41.179
kind of funny. Man, they're catchphrases and

00:44:41.179 --> 00:44:49.179
they're getting plowed. But no. All it is. It's

00:44:49.179 --> 00:44:51.079
just all these shells of these hot -ass women.

00:44:51.559 --> 00:44:53.780
Kenzie Annis will be heading to the villa. She

00:44:53.780 --> 00:44:56.280
is a recent nursing school graduate from Kennesaw,

00:44:56.280 --> 00:44:59.179
Georgia. People are up in arms after going through

00:44:59.179 --> 00:45:01.480
her social media history. In some social media

00:45:01.480 --> 00:45:03.619
posts, Kenzie appears to be hanging out with

00:45:03.619 --> 00:45:06.860
friends who are in MAGA apparel. And there is

00:45:06.860 --> 00:45:08.820
another alleged photo. She's all blonde. What

00:45:08.820 --> 00:45:11.659
do you expect? Her to be about McCain? I don't

00:45:11.659 --> 00:45:13.699
know why I said McCain. Of her with a Trump flag.

00:45:14.199 --> 00:45:21.210
All right. Listen. I think Trump's a moron. Of

00:45:21.210 --> 00:45:25.010
course I do. I will never say a good thing about

00:45:25.010 --> 00:45:28.329
him. But if you want to vote for him, that's

00:45:28.329 --> 00:45:30.670
fine. We didn't really get a good option with

00:45:30.670 --> 00:45:37.090
Kamala Harris. No one was really happy with Campbell

00:45:37.090 --> 00:45:45.130
Chow. With the professional sidekick. So, you're

00:45:45.130 --> 00:45:47.670
left between a creep like Trump and a moron like

00:45:47.670 --> 00:45:50.900
her. So if you think she was not as good as him,

00:45:50.920 --> 00:45:52.860
that's fine. That doesn't mean I have to like

00:45:52.860 --> 00:46:02.059
him. 8 -5 -6. 49 happy. Young Miami reveals she

00:46:02.059 --> 00:46:04.039
wants a third child with a third baby daddy.

00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:10.400
I'm embarrassed to admit to me speaking down

00:46:10.400 --> 00:46:13.599
on a woman that has had multiple children with

00:46:13.599 --> 00:46:16.469
multiple men. This is my favorite topic. So this

00:46:16.469 --> 00:46:20.949
is going to be the last good hot topic. I feel

00:46:20.949 --> 00:46:23.630
like, right, and this is what I said. I had my

00:46:23.630 --> 00:46:28.250
first baby when I was 19, 20. With the first,

00:46:28.250 --> 00:46:30.429
he took my virginity. First kiss, first hug.

00:46:30.610 --> 00:46:36.789
I was on him since I was not, I don't know, childhood

00:46:36.789 --> 00:46:42.239
friends, right? So, man. Grown up, he's mad,

00:46:42.400 --> 00:46:44.940
and it's in. Sounds like a delightful story.

00:46:45.059 --> 00:46:47.579
I don't really care. I have that saying, if I'm

00:46:47.579 --> 00:46:51.480
bored, you're bored. Dana White said he met his

00:46:51.480 --> 00:46:54.960
wife when she was 12 years old. Man, if you could

00:46:54.960 --> 00:46:57.079
go back in time and say, do you want to be really

00:46:57.079 --> 00:46:59.599
rich but slapped in public, or do you want to

00:46:59.599 --> 00:47:04.079
be free? She probably would have gone to the

00:47:04.079 --> 00:47:07.320
other side of the playground, I'd say. Copy hour.

00:47:07.800 --> 00:47:22.659
Copy hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com The hour will

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be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.

00:47:25.460 --> 00:47:29.960
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00:47:29.960 --> 00:47:35.719
poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was

00:47:35.719 --> 00:47:38.280
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I start off each weekend show, even though you're

00:47:54.699 --> 00:47:56.800
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00:47:56.800 --> 00:48:03.559
it's Everyday My Weekend by DJ Unc. Mm -hmm.

00:48:13.899 --> 00:48:41.659
We'll be right back. just in pieces. My eyes

00:48:41.659 --> 00:48:44.920
look like it's Christmas. But I'm amazing. Come

00:48:44.920 --> 00:48:47.860
on, whip my pages. Bitch, I'm the boss, so they

00:48:47.860 --> 00:48:50.119
think that I'm a rave. Yeah, I'm talking like

00:48:50.119 --> 00:48:53.139
the Taliban. Tunes from the garrison. My cards,

00:48:53.219 --> 00:48:56.039
it's so hard. Don't stop, bitch, I land. And

00:48:56.039 --> 00:48:58.699
all this ain't juice, man, but I'm on that juice,

00:48:58.780 --> 00:49:01.480
man. Give me five bottles of that goose, I get

00:49:01.480 --> 00:49:04.480
a loose man. For real, baby, yeah. I can do that

00:49:04.480 --> 00:49:07.760
on my hands. I do this shit every day. Ballin'

00:49:07.760 --> 00:49:12.219
to my band. Yeah, I'm ballin'. That's my You

00:49:12.219 --> 00:49:14.539
don't want this kind of beat, you will get in

00:49:14.539 --> 00:49:17.159
touch with mine Versus TV, versus nigga, you

00:49:17.159 --> 00:49:19.440
just feel like Hershey's living in between your

00:49:19.440 --> 00:50:43.409
girls You know I fuck with pussy Overdosing on

00:50:43.409 --> 00:50:45.809
the strong, rolling quarters of this club Club

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Miami Saturday, girls the baddest in my book

00:50:48.650 --> 00:50:51.610
I just walk right on in while you lame niggas

00:50:51.610 --> 00:50:55.110
look Hey, even on a Sunday, I don't take a day

00:50:55.110 --> 00:50:57.590
Y 'all with club and linen station in my nigga,

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Third, she gon' serve us, mouth stick up tongue

00:51:10.960 --> 00:51:13.780
was like wow y 'all got milk money bitch nigga

00:51:13.780 --> 00:51:17.019
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out on his podcast feed people of autism are

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often treated like they are different believe

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me we Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but my buddies

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may have known me as Hammer Hank. I was labeled

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as slow when I started school. Come to find out

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at the age of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.

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Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's

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degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the

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San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.

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So yes, I am different. People with autism have

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no needs no different than you. to gain education

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and join the workforce. I did it, and so can

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anyone else of autism. So when you meet someone

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with autism, don't feel sorry for them. Work

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with them. Find out for yourself that autism

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isn't a disease, it's a condition. To find out

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more about autism, please visit AutismSpeaks

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again. It's your favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammerin'

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Hank. I may look normal, but the truth is, I

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have a condition known as autism. That's right,

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social interactions, and leisure activities.

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In a recent study, people with autism are less

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likely to have a job and more likely homeless.

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I beat the odds by having loving friends and

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family, having a college education. I have even

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worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary

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personality for many years. Always remember that

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people with autism want the same things as you,

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to be happy and successful. To find out more

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about autism, please contact your local mental

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health center or visit autismspeech .org. This

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is Cameron Hanks and I appreciate your kindness.

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Tic -Tac, the clock's a -jookin', playin' cool

01:02:48.199 --> 01:02:50.179
breaks. Copy's out, we're almost done, feels

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like robbery in banks. Tryin' to copy on the

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mic, droppin' wisdom through streams. Syndicated

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scarl, now it's time to shatter dreams. Oh, the

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hobby hour is comin' to a close. Radio gigs made

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it like a Wilson Rose. Laughter and joy dissolvin'

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in the air, but we keep the rhythm. Oh, life's

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just so unfair. is glowing dim. Eardrums mixed

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in hoppy like fingers without rings. VHX to FM.

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The shoutouts hit the street. But soon the sound

01:03:22.750 --> 01:03:25.750
will vanish like shadows in the heat. The hoppy

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hour is coming to a close. Radio waves fading

01:03:29.050 --> 01:03:32.369
like a wilting rose. Laughter and joy dissolving

01:03:32.369 --> 01:03:35.110
in the air. But we'll keep the rhythm. Oh, life's

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just so unfair. Phone lines buzzing, but the

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laughter We'll be right back. Like clockwork

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to a show Now it's time to face the silence Like

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the TV on Snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor

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so divine The void left in our hearts Wider than

01:04:25.170 --> 01:04:33.869
a canyon line Line Empty speakers, silent thighs

01:04:33.869 --> 01:04:36.449
But coming to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping

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Round the river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs

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He's our daily grind Now silence flowers And

01:04:41.829 --> 01:04:44.809
the thoughts we can't rewind Oh, the Hoppy Hour

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Laughter and joy, it's all been in the air But

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we'll keep the rhythm, oh life's just so unfair

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Happy hour, it's coming to a close Radio waves,

01:04:58.840 --> 01:05:01.840
it's like a waxing rose Laughter and joy, it's

01:05:01.840 --> 01:05:04.179
all been in the air But we'll keep the rhythm,

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oh life's just so unfair Happy hour RyanHockeyRadio

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.com And like that, it's gone. You probably had

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Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

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all I smell is poop. I'll kick you in the nuts

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and we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.

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Poppy Hour is now over. This concludes our broadcast

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day. Good night, and God bless America. Door

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is closing.