MID AF! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.16.26)

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Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. We have some news going on in the world

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of radio. Let's start with radio news. Yo. Yo.

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Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo. Copy on the air, spilling

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radio secrets, man, he don't care. Carrying out

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the closet, skeletons in pairs. He's a bummer,

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he's the one who dares. Program director, scheming

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in the back room. Payola playlist, rigged like

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monsoon. Fake callers on the line, they rehearse

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too soon. Truth hits harder than the baseline,

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boom. Radio snitching, he's spitting the truth.

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Pulling back the curse, exposing the fool. No

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more lies, no more lies. All right, I saw this

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headline here. Now, let me preface that by saying,

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I have been an on and off listener of Howard

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Stern for 20 years. My uncle Phil loved Howard

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Stern. So I always heard about him growing up.

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Now, in middle school, I was listening to Eddie

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and Jovo, Brandmeyer, Mankind, but since 2015,

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after I worked with Rovers Morning Glory, oh

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my goodness, this is the same show. All of a

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sudden, I started listening in about 2015, and

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I was like, wow, this show's actually pretty

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good. And, um, yeah, I mean, it has its moments

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where it's a little too focused on, like, backdoor

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action sex and stuff, but overall, I still think

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he's the king. And I saw a report that he is

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bringing his show down to one show a week. And,

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um, that he laid off, like, 12 staff members.

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And here's the thing. There's sometimes, like,

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that little saying, I don't know the exact quote,

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but, like, over -welcoming your stay. As influential

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as Howard Stern is, and as great as he is, he's

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always been great at getting people to talk about

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him. I mean, every radio guy went after him.

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He might have started it, but Opie Anthony, blah,

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blah, for a minute before they became friends,

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because he probably needed a job. All these people

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went after him, and he pretty much always won,

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besides Mancow in Chicago. What am I getting

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at? To go from always saying, oh yeah, Don Imus,

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welcome to Starm on Air, to then being 73 years

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old and actually in the end doing one show a

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week when Don Imus was doing five a week. Even

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if they were boring, he was still doing five

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shows a week and got a proper sign -off. Stern

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could possibly die on air. Like, not literally.

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I mean, he could, though. He was like 72. Oh!

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Sometimes I had like, that was why, again, this

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is going to piss off some people. I don't really

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care. But I was on top of the world at 105 The

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Bone. I had the number one show from 10 to 11

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a .m. Before I was rudely taken off the air by

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Brennan and Duncan. Before that happened, I told

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myself, I said, if this does not turn into a

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full -time show, I don't want to be here forever.

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I had a quarter -life crisis. God bless Isaiah.

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I did not want to be board hopping for 90 years.

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I mean, it's all right. I have goals. Back to

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when I was there. I still get recognized. Not

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all the time. I got a lot of stares. It might

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be because I'm tall. But I still get people approach

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me. Oh, that was great when you did Hopi. Every

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time I went on air, I said to myself, If this

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does not turn into a show, I'm out of here. And

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I didn't. Because I didn't overwelcome my time

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there. There's something to be said. Now, I'm

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not trying to compare it to the Howard Stern

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show. To Hoppy Hour on the Mike Helton After

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Show. But also, in your career, you have to take

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yourself kind of seriously. I mean, I had like

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one in seven cars listening to me. What I'm saying

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to you is, at some point, it's kind of like how

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guys like Man Cow and T -Man and IMS went off

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air is sometimes it's good to just sign off and

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just kind of say goodbye. Like, Brad Meyer did

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that. Like, you don't want to be the guy that's

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still at the party. It's like, yeah, you should

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have left a little while ago. And then also in

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radio news, I saw this here. Hey, bro, in the

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morning, trying to get some clout in the club.

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Ebro and Peter Rosenberg want to add over money.

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And supposedly I feel like you probably can't

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get anything past Peter Rosenberg when it comes

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to anything to do with money. I have no idea

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why I would even assume that, but I'm just kind

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of assuming it. That like when Peter Rosenberg

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wants his money, he's getting his money. And

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Ebro's such a dork, such a gatekeeping moron.

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All right, here's a little bit of Peter Rosenberg

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and Ebro fighting. Oh, it's a wacky morning zoo.

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They're out of control, I tell you. They're wild.

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They're insane. They're just going to take over

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the world. Ebro in the morning. You sound like

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an asshole. Bitch, shut the fuck up. You're a

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bitch. You're a hoe. You know why? Why? You're

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a bitch. You're a hoe. I don't have a remedy

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of a fight. Why are you a hoe? Let me tell you

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why you're a hoe. You just called me a bitch

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for no reason. You're kind of hard on me, bro.

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You kind of peak when you're a plow in Nicki

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Minaj. No, it's not. It's because you're being

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a hoe because you don't know how to invest. That's

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different. You don't know. Wow. What a riveting

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show. Gee, I wonder why Hanadi sang. I can't

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think of any idea why. Because you don't have

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money to invest. Yo, yo, my man, what's wrong

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with you? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. It's

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Peter Rosenberg. Talking all AB. But then when

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he's doing sports radio, he's all professional.

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I've seen you talking yo, yo, yo as a professional.

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Yeah, yeah, yo, yo, yo, I'm Peter Rosenberg with

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a little inside on Lil Yachty. All of a sudden,

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I'm like, yeah, the Yankees bullpen could have

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been better. Oh, you keep saying the same thing.

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You know. Sounds like things are going great

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for you, bro. Here's a video of him talking about

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the passing of Sam Neill, and he made it about

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him. I just wanted to come on here quickly and

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say... Stricken I was to learn of the death of

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Sam Neill. Damn. When I did The Hunt for Red

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October, we shot in 89. It came out in 1990.

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Ah, here he is. Megan. A long time ago. And that

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was probably my first big movie in terms of having

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a decent -sized role. I've done Working Girl

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and Beetlejuice. Oh, yeah. Things like that where

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I have to small the role. When I do Hunt for

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Red October, Yes, John was a great director.

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One of the most exciting parts for me was to

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meet Tom. I thought Sam was on at the time. See,

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but they have. I mean, I'll never. I've had great

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cast. I've worked with great people. Nothing

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about Sam. I know compassion in that sociopathic

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heart. Is there a dumper? Merrill and so many

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other people that I really, really admire. Did

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Tim on the own die? Or is it your freaking LinkedIn

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resume? And you admire. But the, oh my God, I'm

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four in October. I had to write this down. I

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had to go. This is a trivia. The internet. I

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mean, obviously Sean, Larry Ferguson, Scott Glenn,

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Tim Curry, Peter Perth, Richard Jordan, Sean

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Conklin. Rest in peace, Samuel. I can definitely

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tell that was not his home. We have some news

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going on in the world of radio. Let's start with

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radio news. Alex Earl is getting ready to share

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her truth. Oh, yeah. What is it? She's a boring

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blonde? July 14th, the 25 -year -old teases that

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she will finally address her years -long feud

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with Alex Cooper. I can't wait. So they were

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publicly acknowledged back in April on her upcoming

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reality show titled Earl Meets World. The influencer

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tells the outlet that was why she's so influential.

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One of the things in the beginning they wanted

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me to talk about that I really wasn't comfortable

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sharing. I didn't realize this at all. That everything

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unfolded the way it did while we were filming.

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There was a serious struggle behind the scenes

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of emotions. Yeah, you're crying and crying.

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And my family showed up for me. And although

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the internet was entertained after Cooper made

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a scathing TikTok calling out Earl. Yeah, she

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kind of started the whole trend. Whatever. A

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mess podcast host emphasizes that she did not

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enjoy the scrutiny. Yeah, you know, you can talk

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about other people, but have it for a bit. Don't

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talk about you. She continues, those moments

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that sometimes seem so fun for people online

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are hard behind the scenes. Run into your mouth

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about other people and they talk about you. Happy

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that we were able to capture that. I'm an outspoken

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jackass on this show. People throw shot to me.

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But I'm also putting it upon myself. On the drama

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between the two, Earl previously shared with

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E! News back in May that her show, which does

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not yet have a release date, was, quote, therapeutic

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for her. Ah, who cares? You know, I have some

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audio of the argument between Alex Earl and Alex

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Cooper. Mm -hmm. Shut up! There you go. There's

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the exclusive audio. Ariana Grande seemingly

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confirming the rumors she and ex Ricky Alvarez

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have rekindled their sparks. Why? We know this

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is just going to end in a disaster. You never

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go back to your ex. Especially when she's got

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a body count as long as the receipt at CBS since

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you last dated. I just don't want to break up

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in two weeks. You're dating Scott, though. I

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think that me being open with my fans and my

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supporters is a very important thing. Are we

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doing exactly that at her Eternal Sunshine tour

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stop in Brooklyn? Yeah, she's a side chick. Don't

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know why Ricky's taking her back, but it's not

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going to work out. We all know them. Oh, don't.

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There you go. Happy Hot Topic. I love Constant

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chaos. That's how neighbors describe what's been

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going on at this house in Hudson. Oh, yeah. Looks

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raggy. Over the past month, police have been

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called to this home six times. Six times in one

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month. And Fox 13's Blake Devine... Is that where

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Medicine Man lives? ...pours from Pasco County,

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where neighbors are fearful and fed up. I fed

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up too with those losers! Tons of trash... A

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stinky smell and several squatters have transformed

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this Hudson house into a nightmare for neighbors.

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Yeah, I can't imagine squatters doing things

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that are illegal. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. The last

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six, seven months has really changed the neighborhood.

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And it's a biohazard, first of all. There's rodents

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running around. That's delightful. Mm -hmm. It's

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the street, this house of faith. Where Jim Pickens

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is the pastor. Ah, he's the pastor. They're keeping

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him away from kids. It's a place cleaned up.

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When we have children come... Pray to God, maybe

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he'll care. Me here on Sunday, we don't know

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who's in the back. We don't know who's going

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to... Yeah, it sounds bad. Why do I hear a cracked

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-out woman saying, Oh, God. Come out. In the

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backyard sits this big blue tent guarded by a

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pair of pit bulls. Next door neighbor Laura Buckner

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says things get worse when the sun sets. Because

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every night it's something. There's someone screaming.

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There's people climbing in and out of windows.

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There's people doing weird things. Yeah, it's

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got fun. Shoppers say this house has been a headache

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for months and things have gotten so bad over

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here that we talked to a realtor who says it's

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cost her client a chance to sell her home. Seems

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like things are going well in Hudson. I'm Chad

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Mills in Lakeland. It's about Lakeland Electric.

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About why the summer bills are so high. Where

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some Lakeland Electric customers have been opening

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electric bills that have them wondering how their

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bills got so high. There's no good feeling when

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you get the alert from either Lakeland Electric

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or Tampa Electric, whatever it's called. You're

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always getting screwed. Hi. The complaints have

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been hard to miss. Lakeland Electric customers

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have been flooding Facebook with... Ah, so they're

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mad. Oh, they're mad. Damn. Hello. And now, back

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to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's

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Hot. Hot 97 .7. Oh yeah, let's press that button

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right here. Attention, FM DJs, your morning show

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prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. Those

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are his good qualities. A sick person with a

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powerful tool. On three. One, two, three, go.

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Go. Welcome to Hoppy Hour. In your heart, you

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know what you like. Door is closing. Hi, this

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is Ryan Hoppy's mom and you're listening to Hoppy

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Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy.

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Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no, no, no. If I hit

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this button, boom, the whole program's gonna

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start. Okay, we'll hit it. All right. Starts

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in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy

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Hour with Hoppy. This is a lot of music, really.

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This is Hoppy Hour. Oh, it's so dramatic. I am

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your host, Ryan Hoppy. Call the show. 856 -49

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-HOPPY and it's 856 -494 -6773. 6 -7. You can

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tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always

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I know we're heard worldwide, so the weather

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at Tampa Bay probably doesn't mean much to you.

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Mm -hmm. Unless you're from Tampa Bay, but my

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goodness, has this just been a partly cloudy

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summer. Looking out this room here in the studio,

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we're looking at the parking lot, and it's just

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dreary, and then we got trees right next door.

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It's kind of nice to have the thing that was

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originally here called trees before everyone

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knocked it down. It's kind of nice. There's a

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little forest next to the... and it's just kind

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of gloomy. It makes you want to put on some Soundgarden,

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but the problem is that's copyrighted, and I

00:18:21.000 --> 00:18:23.279
don't have access to that, so I can't play Soundgarden

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as much as I would love to. I'm not allowed.

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Lil Wayne's lawsuit reveals Exorcist had to roll

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blunts and maintain pleasure. And maintain pleasant

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personal hygiene. Oh, well. Heaven forbid you

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smell good when you roll low -range joints. R.

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Kelly has asked other pedophile. Donald Trump

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to commute his 30 -year sentence. Mm -hmm. If

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there's anybody that can get R. Kelly off, I

00:19:02.890 --> 00:19:05.150
bet they've gone off together. If there's anybody

00:19:05.150 --> 00:19:08.789
that could make it happen, Captain. It would

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be a Donald Trump. But as we learned recently

00:19:13.150 --> 00:19:16.890
from that article from Lil Boozy, where Lil Boozy

00:19:16.890 --> 00:19:19.390
was talking about how he put like 700 ,000 into

00:19:19.390 --> 00:19:22.990
this organization to try to get pardoned, it

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kind of seems like people are buying it. Kodak

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Black. Oh, we got this headline right here. A

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76 -year -old Florida woman had her retirement

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community talking because she unexpectedly got

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a license plate that looks like it says something

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I cannot say on. It says, uh, screw me in my

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ass. No, no, it says squeeze ass. S -Q -Z -A

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-S -S. Squeeze ass. And no, this is not a custom

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plate. Yeah, it's a delightful plate. The Delostrito

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went, quote, ballistic when she opened her mail

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and saw this license plate that says S -Q -Z

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-A -5 -5. Ah, the fives do look like an S. She

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said that she believes it is an inappropriate

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message. Ah, not really. It depends on the consent

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level of squeezing an S. If the girl wants it

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and she's making dinner or hanging out and she's

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in the yoga pants, she's just going to... a little

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smack that's one thing but you don't want to

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just go to a girl at starbucks and be like let

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me squeeze your ass she said that her sons and

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their friends are begging her to keep it i love

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the delivery of this guy and now she plans to

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keep it all right she kept it she does say that

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she will be notified in the dmb what do you think

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would you keep this plate Maybe it's because

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I'm incredibly stoned, but that's just freaking

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hilarious to me. Absolutely. Pure hilarity. Attorney

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Bradford Cohen shares his thoughts on Lil Durk's

00:21:04.569 --> 00:21:10.150
latest cord one. Little Durk update. Oh, yeah.

00:21:10.569 --> 00:21:15.750
Here's the Caucasian guy. Little Durk. Mm -hmm.

00:21:16.670 --> 00:21:20.509
Newly painted office. So there's a little bit

00:21:20.509 --> 00:21:22.970
of an echo. Ah, whatever. You're a stupid boomer.

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No one cares. DJ Webster reveals that Cassie

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unfollowed him. Cassie unfollowed me because

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I can't play because it's got music in the background,

00:21:37.430 --> 00:21:42.289
man. You know what? I should start a GoFundMe.

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And the GoFundMe should be everybody. has to

00:21:48.549 --> 00:21:54.509
pitch in $10 or $70, $70, and help me get the

00:21:54.509 --> 00:21:57.869
copyright so I can play the music on here. Because

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then I wouldn't have to dance through every clip

00:22:00.529 --> 00:22:02.450
wondering what's out there. I would be able to

00:22:02.450 --> 00:22:05.730
play it. Oh, this is a clip I'm pretty sure I

00:22:05.730 --> 00:22:08.970
can play. Ray J gets asked if he's ever been

00:22:08.970 --> 00:22:11.309
intimate with a man. Have you dealt with a man

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intimately before? Because I think that people

00:22:13.970 --> 00:22:19.470
want to know. Yeah, if you have to, like, pause

00:22:19.470 --> 00:22:22.089
for a second about if you hooked up with a guy

00:22:22.089 --> 00:22:25.569
before, you probably have. Like, hey, Ryan Happy,

00:22:25.650 --> 00:22:27.470
have you hooked up with a guy? No. Yeah. Well,

00:22:27.549 --> 00:22:36.609
here you go. Hey, man. Take a sip. No, I feel

00:22:36.609 --> 00:22:38.309
him. I feel him. What does deal with a man mean,

00:22:38.349 --> 00:22:41.930
though? Intimately. It's Paul Pierce. Hey, man.

00:22:42.829 --> 00:22:48.359
Intimately. Intimately. Yeah, the silence is

00:22:48.359 --> 00:22:51.180
just like, fine, you went down on the guy. Whatever,

00:22:51.339 --> 00:22:57.420
dude. These are crazy questions. Yeah, they're

00:22:57.420 --> 00:23:01.579
crazy. That's the truth, though. Man, he's something

00:23:01.579 --> 00:23:04.180
like that Gen X era where he's hating on himself

00:23:04.180 --> 00:23:06.640
for being gay. It's fine. You're like penis.

00:23:07.759 --> 00:23:14.890
It's fine. Brandy continues to break down. on

00:23:14.890 --> 00:23:19.269
why she gracefully called out some body shamers,

00:23:19.349 --> 00:23:22.569
which is stupid in my opinion. No, she does not

00:23:22.569 --> 00:23:25.690
deserve to get body shamed, but at the same time,

00:23:25.690 --> 00:23:28.349
you're giving them power. It was a moment where

00:23:28.349 --> 00:23:33.910
people were really coming at me about my appearance,

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and I didn't appreciate that, and I didn't love

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the way that made me feel. Yeah, I can't imagine

00:23:41.470 --> 00:23:44.230
it's a great feeling. I just thought about how

00:23:44.230 --> 00:23:48.269
everyone feels if someone comments about their

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appearance. Oh, now you're making it about everybody.

00:23:51.670 --> 00:23:56.809
Or anything like that. And I just took the moment

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and decided to share in a teaching. She's kind

00:24:00.509 --> 00:24:03.369
of nerdy looking. It's not a bad thing. She's

00:24:03.369 --> 00:24:07.109
like a music nerd. How can I tell? I'm a radio

00:24:07.109 --> 00:24:14.130
nerd. Whatever. Here's Brandy. Ah, did you know

00:24:14.130 --> 00:24:18.529
Chuck Schumer farted yesterday? We need a complete

00:24:18.529 --> 00:24:22.470
investigation that's independent. Now on Iran

00:24:22.470 --> 00:24:26.769
and the NDAA. When all the Trump administration...

00:24:26.769 --> 00:24:29.130
Complete investigation that's independent. I

00:24:29.130 --> 00:24:31.349
added that. Let me do it again. Now on Iran and

00:24:31.349 --> 00:24:36.960
the NDAA. When... Ah, that's a good one. That

00:24:36.960 --> 00:24:39.819
describes Chuck Schumer. How about I just smell

00:24:39.819 --> 00:24:45.980
like just absolute death? Oh, you know, it was

00:24:45.980 --> 00:24:48.680
just atrocious. He looks like he smells already.

00:24:50.119 --> 00:24:55.119
Tyler Perry not backing down. Model claims accuser,

00:24:55.119 --> 00:24:57.599
or the mogul claims the accuser is using sexual

00:24:57.599 --> 00:25:00.599
orientation questions to leverage his settlement.

00:25:01.400 --> 00:25:05.359
Yeah. We all know he's kind of similar to AJ

00:25:05.359 --> 00:25:07.740
where he tries to like just dodge the question.

00:25:08.059 --> 00:25:10.900
Tyler Perry's definitely looked up with some

00:25:10.900 --> 00:25:13.559
dudes before. I mean, it's fine. I mean, that's

00:25:13.559 --> 00:25:16.480
what you're into. But definitely from that Gayle

00:25:16.480 --> 00:25:19.700
King, Oprah, you know, kind of school. Just like,

00:25:19.740 --> 00:25:22.440
oh, pretend it's not there. But it's very much

00:25:22.440 --> 00:25:26.640
there. Holly Madison says she will never trust

00:25:26.640 --> 00:25:29.019
men again on the Let's Be Honest podcast with

00:25:29.019 --> 00:25:32.430
Kristen Kelly. What do you wish you knew back

00:25:32.430 --> 00:25:36.369
then that you know now? Oh my God. I don't know.

00:25:37.509 --> 00:25:39.210
You don't know anything. I mean, I don't know

00:25:39.210 --> 00:25:40.869
if I would have gone there if I would have known

00:25:40.869 --> 00:25:43.450
any different. But if I was going to put myself

00:25:43.450 --> 00:25:45.009
on the same path and be like, okay, you're going

00:25:45.009 --> 00:25:46.910
to be there. You're going to be on the show and

00:25:46.910 --> 00:25:48.910
you're going to be here now. If I could have

00:25:48.910 --> 00:25:51.049
changed my attitude a bit, I just would have

00:25:51.049 --> 00:25:54.670
been like, don't believe boys. Yeah, that's the

00:25:54.670 --> 00:25:57.930
problem. You're hanging around a bunch of douchebags.

00:25:59.640 --> 00:26:02.500
And this is what drives me nuts about women is

00:26:02.500 --> 00:26:04.539
they'll hang around a douchebag and then they're

00:26:04.539 --> 00:26:06.980
like, oh, guys are like that. It's like, no,

00:26:07.160 --> 00:26:09.779
you were with a borderline personality diagnosed

00:26:09.779 --> 00:26:13.480
moron. Just look at this as transactional as

00:26:13.480 --> 00:26:15.839
it's supposed to be. And keeping that mindset

00:26:15.839 --> 00:26:19.259
of thinking that all boys are bad is transactional.

00:26:20.079 --> 00:26:23.349
Wow. Because he was very like. you know, he always

00:26:23.349 --> 00:26:25.650
described himself as a romantic and whoever like

00:26:25.650 --> 00:26:29.430
his main girlfriend was, he would do this kind

00:26:29.430 --> 00:26:31.210
of like play. Well, trying his best, he was like

00:26:31.210 --> 00:26:38.269
80. House thing. God, she annoys me. Ah, here's

00:26:38.269 --> 00:26:44.490
Blueface. Speaking of annoying, him and Jane

00:26:44.490 --> 00:26:49.740
and Alexis. Got into it online. Jayden crashed

00:26:49.740 --> 00:26:52.019
her car drunk driving with her kids in the car.

00:26:54.339 --> 00:26:56.279
I don't know why she's popping it like she's

00:26:56.279 --> 00:26:59.059
just the mother of the year. Literally crashed

00:26:59.059 --> 00:27:01.220
her car with her kids in the car. You have the

00:27:01.220 --> 00:27:03.480
Chiz Bink logo on your face. You're a douche.

00:27:03.660 --> 00:27:12.740
And then fleed the scene. Then fleed the scene.

00:27:13.150 --> 00:27:17.009
Let's see what she said. Snitch this and snitch

00:27:17.009 --> 00:27:24.470
that. You snitch. Oh, yeah. Come on. You're a

00:27:24.470 --> 00:27:27.990
snitch. You're a snitch. You literally told the

00:27:27.990 --> 00:27:31.170
jail, you got the weed from the top tier. Oh,

00:27:31.170 --> 00:27:33.930
yeah. Come on. Then they beat your ass and shit

00:27:33.930 --> 00:27:36.390
on your face. Yeah, the first baby mama is the

00:27:36.390 --> 00:27:38.849
one you don't want to visit. Oh, my mother, they

00:27:38.849 --> 00:27:43.730
did. Don't ask that. Don't ask that. While they're

00:27:43.730 --> 00:27:45.630
doing the little cackling head in the morning

00:27:45.630 --> 00:27:54.750
Zoom. Yeah, don't ask that. Yeah, it's not a

00:27:54.750 --> 00:27:58.230
baby mama I want to hang out with. She kind of

00:27:58.230 --> 00:28:00.710
has that just wishy -washy vibe that you can't

00:28:00.710 --> 00:28:03.190
keep a secret around her. She won't shut up.

00:28:05.009 --> 00:28:09.009
A modern Asian woman from TikTok explains how

00:28:09.009 --> 00:28:11.240
she was dating two men at the same time. I just

00:28:11.240 --> 00:28:12.259
want to wrap it quick because I want to talk

00:28:12.259 --> 00:28:13.940
about dating, right? A few months ago, I was

00:28:13.940 --> 00:28:15.900
dating this guy. You know, I never said yes to

00:28:15.900 --> 00:28:18.220
officially being his girlfriend, but, like, we

00:28:18.220 --> 00:28:20.880
had great communication. He bought me a lot of

00:28:20.880 --> 00:28:23.099
free dinner. Our sex was great because he took,

00:28:23.099 --> 00:28:26.079
he, like, acknowledged what I wanted. Oh, that's

00:28:26.079 --> 00:28:30.359
good! Man. Guys are losers. That's the bare minimum

00:28:30.359 --> 00:28:33.839
of what women want. I know what he wanted. It

00:28:33.839 --> 00:28:36.220
was great. Very compatible in that sense. Oh,

00:28:36.259 --> 00:28:40.740
yeah. He was plowing, yeah. He wasn't the best

00:28:40.740 --> 00:28:43.079
looking, but I didn't really care. It's delightful,

00:28:43.240 --> 00:28:46.240
same. Yeah, seven out of ten. Everybody made

00:28:46.240 --> 00:28:48.819
comments about it, but I didn't care. And then

00:28:48.819 --> 00:28:50.240
he just, we didn't work out because he had a

00:28:50.240 --> 00:28:52.539
lot of mental issues he had to figure out. Yeah.

00:28:54.720 --> 00:28:57.099
I'm sure you don't have any mental issues. I'm

00:28:57.099 --> 00:29:04.059
sure you're perfect. I love these women out here.

00:29:04.220 --> 00:29:06.339
It's not all of them. It's the ones I see online.

00:29:06.880 --> 00:29:09.279
They act like they don't have any flaws. Oh,

00:29:09.279 --> 00:29:17.799
I'm so perfect. Shut up. You're a douche. Five

00:29:17.799 --> 00:29:22.339
uncomfortable truths about women. From a woman.

00:29:22.500 --> 00:29:25.099
Five uncomfortable truths about women that most

00:29:25.099 --> 00:29:29.140
men never hear. Listen up. No fluff, no fairy

00:29:29.140 --> 00:29:33.940
tale. Oh, yeah. Raw, here it is. One, if she

00:29:33.940 --> 00:29:36.799
wants you, she'll break every rule. If she doesn't,

00:29:36.799 --> 00:29:40.339
suddenly she'll make some new ones. I've noticed

00:29:40.339 --> 00:29:45.460
that. When a girl really wants to hopmeister

00:29:45.460 --> 00:29:50.079
all around them. They go out of their way. To

00:29:50.079 --> 00:29:53.000
try, you know. Two, comfort isn't attraction.

00:29:53.380 --> 00:29:55.660
The safer you get, the more invisible you become.

00:29:55.880 --> 00:29:58.299
Three, she compares you to the highest version

00:29:58.299 --> 00:30:01.839
of the man she thinks she can get. Yeah, that's

00:30:01.839 --> 00:30:04.720
prom. Because they think they'll get anybody.

00:30:06.279 --> 00:30:09.480
Always. Four, she may call it a mistake, but

00:30:09.480 --> 00:30:14.140
attraction rarely happens on accident. I need

00:30:14.140 --> 00:30:16.200
to interview one of these women and do these

00:30:16.200 --> 00:30:19.460
videos. Just kind of asking about the hoppy rank.

00:30:19.619 --> 00:30:20.599
I don't even know what that is. I'll have to

00:30:20.599 --> 00:30:23.680
come up with my own bit. What they think about

00:30:23.680 --> 00:30:29.680
how women use men for clout. A woman can tell

00:30:29.680 --> 00:30:31.880
when they can take advantage of you. Guys, if

00:30:31.880 --> 00:30:35.180
a woman can tell that you are not competent...

00:30:36.089 --> 00:30:37.950
And that you have not worked on yourself. And

00:30:37.950 --> 00:30:42.170
you do not have a backbone. She will use you

00:30:42.170 --> 00:30:44.450
to her advantage. I love how this woman is eating

00:30:44.450 --> 00:30:46.450
pretzels and hummus while making this video.

00:30:48.349 --> 00:30:52.910
She will squeeze out. She's not squeezing out

00:30:52.910 --> 00:30:56.670
the right stuff. Every last drip of kindness

00:30:56.670 --> 00:30:59.109
from you. Yeah, that's not the drip I want. Your

00:30:59.109 --> 00:31:03.779
soul. You gotta be careful out there. Let me

00:31:03.779 --> 00:31:07.599
prophesy, men are bad too, men can gaslight.

00:31:09.839 --> 00:31:14.279
Is your toxic ex in a new relationship and you're

00:31:14.279 --> 00:31:16.500
wondering why they're so happy? I never understood

00:31:16.500 --> 00:31:19.880
the whole thing. I mean, yeah, you get the updates,

00:31:20.180 --> 00:31:22.559
yeah, your ex has been to like six different

00:31:22.559 --> 00:31:27.500
people, just getting plowed, just... Oh, you're

00:31:27.500 --> 00:31:29.380
actually a kid. You know, you get all the reports

00:31:29.380 --> 00:31:31.059
that I'm just skanking out. You know, whatever.

00:31:31.660 --> 00:31:34.640
That's kind of what you did before me. And then

00:31:34.640 --> 00:31:38.039
all of a sudden, like, you're just kind of in

00:31:38.039 --> 00:31:40.819
a way happy for them. I'm like, if getting plowed

00:31:40.819 --> 00:31:44.940
by a guy and girl is what you need, that's fine.

00:31:46.799 --> 00:31:49.180
But I don't care. I mean, I care for the first

00:31:49.180 --> 00:31:50.920
year after the breakup. Then when I get laid

00:31:50.920 --> 00:31:58.670
so much. October 2023. What a month. Five different

00:31:58.670 --> 00:32:01.869
girls. And I had to brag about it. And it blew

00:32:01.869 --> 00:32:06.569
up in my face. All five of them not talking to

00:32:06.569 --> 00:32:09.650
me anymore. Is your toxic ex in a new relationship?

00:32:10.029 --> 00:32:12.329
Is the ex that traumatized you to a point of

00:32:12.329 --> 00:32:14.529
no return in a new relationship and you're wondering

00:32:14.529 --> 00:32:16.730
why they look so very happy? Because they're

00:32:16.730 --> 00:32:19.559
psychopaths. Well, here's why. Number one, they

00:32:19.559 --> 00:32:22.299
probably chose someone who's very easy to manipulate

00:32:22.299 --> 00:32:27.619
and allows them to get away with a lot more than

00:32:27.619 --> 00:32:37.059
you ever allowed them to get away with. 856 -494

00:32:37.059 --> 00:32:45.779
-6773. The reason why women have become picky.

00:32:46.019 --> 00:32:49.220
The reason why women have become extremely picky

00:32:49.220 --> 00:32:52.240
when it comes to dating. Because the time's gone

00:32:52.240 --> 00:32:56.000
by, they're realizing they almost have way too

00:32:56.000 --> 00:32:59.460
many options. I believe the older generation

00:32:59.460 --> 00:33:03.680
kind of settled. Not saying they don't love their

00:33:03.680 --> 00:33:07.960
partners, but they kind of settled. Is that a

00:33:07.960 --> 00:33:12.440
man who is a nine? is willing and able to sleep

00:33:12.440 --> 00:33:15.319
with a woman who is a six. The one that's a six

00:33:15.319 --> 00:33:17.319
out of ten is going to put in a little more effort

00:33:17.319 --> 00:33:22.059
than a nine out of ten. Mm -hmm. She now thinks

00:33:22.059 --> 00:33:26.619
that is her level. There you go. That is the

00:33:26.619 --> 00:33:28.500
problem. They start getting a little quirky.

00:33:29.180 --> 00:33:33.000
They get plowed by a nice, successful man, and

00:33:33.000 --> 00:33:34.339
they're like, this is going to be me all the

00:33:34.339 --> 00:33:38.259
time. I'm the same way. hook up with like a hot

00:33:38.259 --> 00:33:40.519
ass Asian girl or something I'm not saying this

00:33:40.519 --> 00:33:45.119
is going to be me every time you know I might

00:33:45.119 --> 00:33:49.119
get a girl like Ursula from the mermaid cartoon

00:33:49.119 --> 00:33:55.500
how to turn a girl on if you're a boy and you

00:33:55.500 --> 00:33:57.940
want to turn a girl on this video is for you

00:33:57.940 --> 00:34:01.319
dump a thing of gasoline over their head and

00:34:01.319 --> 00:34:05.440
light them I'm just kidding what Spicy edition.

00:34:05.920 --> 00:34:08.360
Now, you boys have to trust me because obviously

00:34:08.360 --> 00:34:10.940
I am a girl. I know what I'm talking about. I

00:34:10.940 --> 00:34:13.420
think you're a girl. I don't know anymore. Okay,

00:34:14.219 --> 00:34:17.400
number one, we are starting off super bold. This

00:34:17.400 --> 00:34:19.960
one works best when you are out in public with

00:34:19.960 --> 00:34:22.360
her, probably in like a crowded room or something.

00:34:22.639 --> 00:34:25.400
Push her into traffic. I'm kidding. As you walk

00:34:25.400 --> 00:34:28.519
by her, you are going to gently. Put your hand

00:34:28.519 --> 00:34:31.719
on her lower back. Oh, I already do that. I kind

00:34:31.719 --> 00:34:36.380
of rub it. And like cup her waist. And if you

00:34:36.380 --> 00:34:39.760
have enough chemistry with the woman, grab her

00:34:39.760 --> 00:34:42.139
ass while you're buying her a drink. Only should

00:34:42.139 --> 00:34:44.639
last a second or two and then you keep walking.

00:34:45.059 --> 00:34:47.860
She is going to get butterflies all over. Okay,

00:34:47.920 --> 00:34:51.340
number two. This one is super bold too. You can

00:34:51.340 --> 00:34:54.719
use this tip anywhere though. Oh yeah. We're

00:34:54.719 --> 00:34:56.480
going to wait until you have a little bit of

00:34:56.480 --> 00:34:58.920
distance in between you guys, like a few feet,

00:34:59.039 --> 00:35:01.079
and you're going to have something to tell her.

00:35:01.139 --> 00:35:03.280
Instead of saying, come here, we're going to

00:35:03.280 --> 00:35:06.219
gently, the key word is gently, pull her closer

00:35:06.219 --> 00:35:09.619
by her clothes. That'll totally work well with

00:35:09.619 --> 00:35:15.139
me. Yeah, that girl wants to just get absolutely

00:35:15.139 --> 00:35:18.320
just plowed. You know, like the girls that dress

00:35:18.320 --> 00:35:20.639
down for videos are the ones that are the loudest.

00:35:21.139 --> 00:35:24.670
A woman wants a man who takes initiative. women

00:35:24.670 --> 00:35:27.010
want the man who takes initiative to make the

00:35:27.010 --> 00:35:29.929
plans not yeah you know a lot of times you can

00:35:29.929 --> 00:35:32.909
tell a girl's kind of you know that type of old

00:35:32.909 --> 00:35:36.210
-fashioned woman which is fine because they'll

00:35:36.210 --> 00:35:38.190
be like oh so what when's the day where is it

00:35:38.190 --> 00:35:40.530
how much yeah you're paying for it but when is

00:35:40.530 --> 00:35:43.920
where is it The guy who looks at her and says,

00:35:46.840 --> 00:35:48.599
what do you want to do? Where do you want to

00:35:48.599 --> 00:35:50.619
go to eat? Whatever you want to do, babe, you

00:35:50.619 --> 00:35:53.159
decide. Yeah, those discussions are the most

00:35:53.159 --> 00:35:55.000
annoying part about being in a relationship.

00:35:56.539 --> 00:36:02.099
What she really wants to hear is, hey, I'm taking

00:36:02.099 --> 00:36:04.619
you out on Saturday night at 6. I'm going to

00:36:04.619 --> 00:36:06.260
pick you up and we're going to have a great night.

00:36:06.440 --> 00:36:11.510
I've done that before. The move is to have them

00:36:11.510 --> 00:36:17.590
go to my apartment. I know the girl is down.

00:36:18.710 --> 00:36:22.170
If she is willing to park in my parking lot,

00:36:22.250 --> 00:36:29.730
then we drive somewhere. Argentina fans were

00:36:29.730 --> 00:36:31.909
throwing beer at iShowSpeed. At this point, he's

00:36:31.909 --> 00:36:33.849
just kind of, I'm not saying he's asking for

00:36:33.849 --> 00:36:37.670
it, but he's definitely not like a saint or anything.

00:36:41.840 --> 00:36:46.360
Ah, what's going on here? I saw someone say that

00:36:46.360 --> 00:36:49.320
the disrespect that they showed you at the end

00:36:49.320 --> 00:36:53.619
is actually who they are. Man, the best people

00:36:53.619 --> 00:36:56.880
to get dating advice from are Southern Cougars.

00:36:58.000 --> 00:37:01.159
Mm -hmm. They were just really good at hiding

00:37:01.159 --> 00:37:03.539
it. Yeah, it's always a scary part. You fell

00:37:03.539 --> 00:37:07.960
in love with an idea of a person. They never

00:37:07.960 --> 00:37:11.980
existed. When the covert narcissist is... Oh,

00:37:12.039 --> 00:37:15.460
that's a new hot term. Is monkey branching with...

00:37:15.460 --> 00:37:20.900
All right. Everybody's a narcissist. I don't

00:37:20.900 --> 00:37:23.380
think everybody's a narcissist. Don't think that's

00:37:23.380 --> 00:37:29.000
possible. Sometimes. A walking away becomes the

00:37:29.000 --> 00:37:31.480
only forgiveness. You do not exist to me anymore.

00:37:31.519 --> 00:37:34.619
That is my forgiveness. There is no rationalizing

00:37:34.619 --> 00:37:37.699
what happened, and there is no understanding

00:37:37.699 --> 00:37:41.099
it. Yeah, sometimes you just got to end it, especially

00:37:41.099 --> 00:37:43.840
when it has copywritten music in the background.

00:37:45.699 --> 00:37:48.940
Sometimes you just got to kind of abort, which

00:37:48.940 --> 00:37:52.280
I should take that advice to. Oh, here's Brittany

00:37:52.280 --> 00:37:54.880
Runner responding to a viewer while she's streaming.

00:37:55.839 --> 00:37:59.179
Who admitted to getting her, to getting off to

00:37:59.179 --> 00:38:01.699
her for a decade. I bet she loves that with a

00:38:01.699 --> 00:38:07.440
new religious life. I've been booting too for

00:38:07.440 --> 00:38:11.860
a good 10 years. My BBC bust. See, when people

00:38:11.860 --> 00:38:13.820
say stuff like that to me, babe, I'm going to

00:38:13.820 --> 00:38:15.940
siphon your energy every time. So anytime someone

00:38:15.940 --> 00:38:18.409
says something bad. They're jerking off to me.

00:38:18.949 --> 00:38:22.170
They're looking at my stuff. They're whatever.

00:38:23.090 --> 00:38:27.730
I'm siphoning all that energy. Yeah, she's using

00:38:27.730 --> 00:38:31.070
those big, like, spiritual words. So keep giving

00:38:31.070 --> 00:38:34.110
me your life force energy. Thank you. That's

00:38:34.110 --> 00:38:39.480
disturbing. I'll give it to you. Oh, you're back.

00:38:39.679 --> 00:38:41.559
And I got Kleenex and I'm cleaning up and taking

00:38:41.559 --> 00:38:50.539
a shower. 856 -494 -6773. Blueface made it clear

00:38:50.539 --> 00:38:54.340
he loves Navea but likes other women too. It's

00:38:54.340 --> 00:38:58.019
like that song by, what is it? I love things

00:38:58.019 --> 00:39:02.880
about her, but I don't love her. I don't marry

00:39:02.880 --> 00:39:06.539
her. Although I think it's by Gucci Mane. I love

00:39:06.539 --> 00:39:11.239
things that matter. If you're watching this,

00:39:11.239 --> 00:39:21.130
I love you. I love you, but I like bitches too.

00:39:21.590 --> 00:39:23.889
He needs subtitles when he talks. You're like,

00:39:23.969 --> 00:39:31.010
what is this moron saying? 6 '7". 6 '7". 6 '7".

00:39:31.010 --> 00:39:33.989
I really took y 'all. If I really did a week

00:39:33.989 --> 00:39:37.909
of the whole thing. Oh my God. It's weird. He's

00:39:37.909 --> 00:39:42.489
like a real life human being. You guys will see

00:39:42.489 --> 00:39:47.320
so much. It's just me doing regular shit with

00:39:47.320 --> 00:39:55.739
bitches. I wonder what qualifies as regular shit

00:39:55.739 --> 00:39:59.739
with blue face. Like what would be weird shit?

00:39:59.900 --> 00:40:09.300
And what would be regular? 856 -494 -6773. Taylor

00:40:09.300 --> 00:40:11.500
Frankie Paul granted restraining order against

00:40:11.500 --> 00:40:14.719
Dakota Mortensen's friend. Yeah, you don't need

00:40:14.719 --> 00:40:20.380
that guy around you. Britney Cartwright seemed

00:40:20.380 --> 00:40:23.039
very mad since finding out that her publicist

00:40:23.039 --> 00:40:27.920
is banging Jax Taylor. The Shia LaBeouf stalker

00:40:27.920 --> 00:40:34.019
was arrested. Taylor Frankie Paul is dealing

00:40:34.019 --> 00:40:36.559
with more trouble with her protection of the

00:40:36.559 --> 00:40:42.030
kids in court. Amy Duggar claims that she has

00:40:42.030 --> 00:40:48.489
spoken to Joseph Duggar's accuser. Katie Holmes

00:40:48.489 --> 00:40:53.690
has a new man named Jason Bard. Yarmusky. Oh,

00:40:53.690 --> 00:40:57.510
yeah, he's playing that ass. We all know who

00:40:57.510 --> 00:41:05.070
he is. What's going on right here? The fastest

00:41:05.070 --> 00:41:10.059
way to ruin your marriage. Farting! No, no, no.

00:41:10.820 --> 00:41:15.320
What does the clip say? All right, here. Your

00:41:15.320 --> 00:41:17.800
marriage are these three things. Number one,

00:41:17.840 --> 00:41:21.360
a man who stops leading or lacks masculine leadership.

00:41:21.719 --> 00:41:27.170
Yeah, why don't you get a condom? It's bad. Number

00:41:27.170 --> 00:41:29.869
two, a woman who controls everything. However,

00:41:30.070 --> 00:41:32.269
she doesn't take over control because she wants

00:41:32.269 --> 00:41:34.650
to. She takes over because her nervous system

00:41:34.650 --> 00:41:36.829
stopped feeling safe enough to soften and just

00:41:36.829 --> 00:41:40.590
be. Yeah, she has no trust in you. Be in her

00:41:40.590 --> 00:41:44.869
feminine. Oh, there. If she's taking over, that's

00:41:44.869 --> 00:41:47.050
because that's her personality type and the man's

00:41:47.050 --> 00:41:52.349
not really defending his honor. That's what that

00:41:52.349 --> 00:41:57.139
is. Oh, for all my nerds out there. How to initiate

00:41:57.139 --> 00:42:00.320
a conversation when I want. How to initiate a

00:42:00.320 --> 00:42:03.960
conversation with a girl. Assume she wants to

00:42:03.960 --> 00:42:06.639
talk to you. Yeah, it's kind of hard with their

00:42:06.639 --> 00:42:10.139
facial expressions. Nothing looks more unattractive

00:42:10.139 --> 00:42:14.099
than a guy who expects rejection. Yeah, but you

00:42:14.099 --> 00:42:18.280
have trouble. Context is king. You're approaching

00:42:18.280 --> 00:42:21.219
it feel random, so find a reason to initiate.

00:42:21.639 --> 00:42:24.099
Ah, you look hot in that dress. Sit on my lap!

00:42:24.579 --> 00:42:28.139
Am I doing good? Ask her, is that the daily special?

00:42:28.420 --> 00:42:32.440
Is it any good? Embrace the awkward. If you don't

00:42:32.440 --> 00:42:35.099
feel at least a little awkward sometimes, you're

00:42:35.099 --> 00:42:38.239
not sticking your neck out enough. Oh, yeah.

00:42:39.659 --> 00:42:46.619
Hopefully they stick their leg out more. We got

00:42:46.619 --> 00:42:48.300
this right here. A lot of women think they're

00:42:48.300 --> 00:42:50.440
too perfect for a man. All of these expectations

00:42:50.440 --> 00:42:52.460
of men. But what are you actually bringing to

00:42:52.460 --> 00:42:54.699
the table? I am a table. Right. So then you don't

00:42:54.699 --> 00:42:58.139
need to stay single. That's not really how dating

00:42:58.139 --> 00:43:01.420
works. What do you mean? If you are the table,

00:43:01.480 --> 00:43:02.940
you already have what you need. You don't need

00:43:02.940 --> 00:43:05.059
a man. So like real talk, like for women that

00:43:05.059 --> 00:43:07.840
say, what do we need a man for? What is it that

00:43:07.840 --> 00:43:11.079
you actually bring? Why she deserves a man? Yeah.

00:43:12.360 --> 00:43:14.460
I wrote this down to talk about this earlier

00:43:14.460 --> 00:43:20.769
in the week. Man, I have never seen such a divide

00:43:20.769 --> 00:43:27.349
between men and women. It's almost like a Civil

00:43:27.349 --> 00:43:29.869
War kind of vibe, like the North versus the South.

00:43:29.969 --> 00:43:31.489
Like, I don't know which side would be what,

00:43:31.650 --> 00:43:34.369
but it's like there's like this vibe. It's just

00:43:34.369 --> 00:43:42.230
a separation, man. It's, I know, a gut. And if

00:43:42.230 --> 00:43:44.050
he's going to pay all of her bills. No, wait,

00:43:44.070 --> 00:43:46.289
hear me out. If he's going to pay all of her

00:43:46.289 --> 00:43:50.050
bills, what does he get in return? That's the

00:43:50.050 --> 00:43:53.110
least. Here's a girl saying that women that get

00:43:53.110 --> 00:43:56.590
free food for the going dates for free food are

00:43:56.590 --> 00:44:00.969
losers. Bitches are losers. Not women. Bitches.

00:44:02.110 --> 00:44:05.570
That's how I feel. Going on a date for free food

00:44:05.570 --> 00:44:10.929
is loser energy. Using a man for anything. is

00:44:10.929 --> 00:44:18.909
loser energy. Yeah, this is time to the... Chili's

00:44:18.909 --> 00:44:21.570
or whatever in Delmavery, right under where the

00:44:21.570 --> 00:44:24.550
highway is. And I went on a date with this girl

00:44:24.550 --> 00:44:28.190
named Jessica, who is at a sorority in USF. Hot

00:44:28.190 --> 00:44:33.969
piece of ass, whatever. She gets the full course

00:44:33.969 --> 00:44:37.710
meal, blah, blah, blah. The date's going, whatever.

00:44:37.789 --> 00:44:40.130
And all of a sudden, she's like, oh my God. Hello?

00:44:41.030 --> 00:44:46.570
I'm getting a phone call. Hi. Oh, my God. You

00:44:46.570 --> 00:44:49.230
need me to pick you up from the airport? And

00:44:49.230 --> 00:44:51.489
she, like, left me in the middle of the day.

00:44:52.289 --> 00:44:55.750
I didn't have to pay for her food. It would have

00:44:55.750 --> 00:44:58.070
been interesting if we hooked up. She would have

00:44:58.070 --> 00:45:01.170
been firing with that food she got. So about

00:45:01.170 --> 00:45:04.289
a year later, I massed with the girl, this religious

00:45:04.289 --> 00:45:08.010
girl, who was in her sorority. It was like the

00:45:08.010 --> 00:45:09.710
good girl, the sorority, not the one getting

00:45:09.710 --> 00:45:14.389
pissed around. And she goes, do you know this

00:45:14.389 --> 00:45:16.670
girl, Jessica? And Jessica like hit her face.

00:45:16.710 --> 00:45:21.769
I was like, oh, you're so caught. Thank you for

00:45:21.769 --> 00:45:26.449
the free risotto. 856 -494 -6773. Oh, it's so

00:45:26.449 --> 00:45:31.250
many dating stories. I'm a real catch. Here is

00:45:31.250 --> 00:45:34.090
Brianna Chicken Fry and someone else on the Plain

00:45:34.090 --> 00:45:37.969
Bree podcast talking about Erica Kirk. This envelope

00:45:37.969 --> 00:45:41.389
that came in said, like, from Erica Kirk. And

00:45:41.389 --> 00:45:43.690
it was to my parents' house, but addressed to

00:45:43.690 --> 00:45:46.510
me. I was so freaked out. What? My mom was like,

00:45:46.630 --> 00:45:49.070
what happened? I'm like, I don't know. She's

00:45:49.070 --> 00:45:50.550
like, what happened to my baby? Did she turn?

00:45:50.670 --> 00:45:53.889
My baby turned to... My mom's like, no. Oh. My.

00:45:54.469 --> 00:45:58.159
God. Yeah. Yeah. Bridget, or not Bridget. I'm

00:45:58.159 --> 00:45:59.820
thinking of Bridget B. last night. I was spanking

00:45:59.820 --> 00:46:05.199
a turd. No. Brianna Chicken Rice, just as annoying

00:46:05.199 --> 00:46:08.739
as the last time I covered her. Covered her opinions.

00:46:09.880 --> 00:46:14.099
It was so crazy. It literally said in giant letters,

00:46:14.219 --> 00:46:16.900
Erica Kirk at the top, and then my name and my

00:46:16.900 --> 00:46:18.840
address, and was sent to my parents' house and

00:46:18.840 --> 00:46:20.960
sent it to you. I was like, she's coming to get

00:46:20.960 --> 00:46:23.139
me, she found me. Not what I've been saying about

00:46:23.139 --> 00:46:30.960
her. Erica Kirk is a fucking clown. She was a

00:46:30.960 --> 00:46:32.599
trad wife, didn't want to do anything beforehand.

00:46:32.880 --> 00:46:36.380
She was just there. You know how bad Erica Kirk

00:46:36.380 --> 00:46:40.449
is? I'm signing with Brianna Chicken Fry. It's

00:46:40.449 --> 00:46:41.929
Charlie Kirk and now she's trying to act like

00:46:41.929 --> 00:46:44.849
she's some big activist, some crazy lady that's

00:46:44.849 --> 00:46:46.849
going to save all of women. You're putting women

00:46:46.849 --> 00:46:49.010
behind five million hundred steps and all the

00:46:49.010 --> 00:46:52.409
women that we were just talking about before

00:46:52.409 --> 00:46:54.429
this, the lady that's going to Afghanistan and

00:46:54.429 --> 00:46:58.949
they go to Erica Kirk talking about. how we shouldn't

00:46:58.949 --> 00:47:01.510
be able to vote and that women should give all

00:47:01.510 --> 00:47:03.030
of their rights to the man of the household.

00:47:03.150 --> 00:47:05.630
That's just stupid. Because that's how patriarchy

00:47:05.630 --> 00:47:07.690
works and women are too emotional. Then what

00:47:07.690 --> 00:47:09.630
are you doing, Erica Kirk, standing up there

00:47:09.630 --> 00:47:12.869
and leading a rally? You're such a, like, hypocrite.

00:47:12.949 --> 00:47:17.530
Oh, Lord. We really have gone into crazy territory.

00:47:17.730 --> 00:47:21.889
I'm signing with Brianna Chicken Fry. Happy hour.

00:47:22.250 --> 00:47:37.199
Happy hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com. The hour will

00:47:37.199 --> 00:47:39.719
be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.

00:47:40.099 --> 00:47:44.500
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is

00:47:44.500 --> 00:47:48.079
poop. We also need to be affectionate. And you

00:47:48.079 --> 00:47:51.460
can see that with Barack and Michelle as well.

00:47:51.519 --> 00:47:55.219
They do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.

00:47:55.340 --> 00:48:00.539
And we'll call it a day. The semen was so big.

00:48:00.719 --> 00:48:02.920
As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

00:48:02.920 --> 00:48:05.579
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

00:48:05.579 --> 00:48:08.300
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

00:48:08.500 --> 00:48:13.719
so stick around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno.

00:48:13.760 --> 00:48:48.760
Hoppy Hour will be right back. I bet you never

00:48:48.760 --> 00:48:50.860
had a place You're this real that compliments

00:48:50.860 --> 00:48:53.280
the way you dress And that'll take you to chief

00:48:53.280 --> 00:48:56.039
And since I never break a sweat, I'ma say what

00:48:56.039 --> 00:48:58.659
I feel You look good like steak and taters, that's

00:48:58.659 --> 00:49:01.460
my favorite meal I know that I can make you laugh

00:49:01.460 --> 00:49:04.079
if we conversate for a little I really don't

00:49:04.079 --> 00:49:06.340
wanna brag, but the way that I make you giggle

00:49:06.340 --> 00:49:08.860
I can tell you like my swag, cause what I say

00:49:08.860 --> 00:49:11.360
is official Girl, forget about my past, just

00:49:11.360 --> 00:49:13.800
let me stay in your mental Baby, you the man,

00:49:13.900 --> 00:49:16.079
it's me and you, it's two, that's a good match

00:49:16.079 --> 00:49:20.030
Lots of women on it Good rest, Miss Lady, you

00:49:20.030 --> 00:49:22.530
might think that I'm crazy But if I could ask

00:49:22.530 --> 00:49:24.469
to treat you for the night And show you what

00:49:24.469 --> 00:49:54.800
it's like to let me be your soul Blushing numbers

00:49:54.800 --> 00:49:57.599
even wonder can even see you in flames Damn,

00:49:57.599 --> 00:50:00.320
you hot for real, what's the deal? Can I chill

00:50:00.320 --> 00:50:03.159
with you? Take you out on the town and cop a

00:50:03.159 --> 00:50:05.840
real Richard Or even rub your feet, I'm playing

00:50:05.840 --> 00:50:08.360
for key See, we can pop a bottle of wine and

00:50:08.360 --> 00:50:10.659
spend some time on the beach Or you can occupy

00:50:10.659 --> 00:50:13.139
my time and slow me down in the streets I'll

00:50:13.139 --> 00:50:15.400
hold you down when you're feeling weak and eating

00:50:15.400 --> 00:50:18.059
a freak Just let me know if you're ready for

00:50:18.059 --> 00:50:21.480
my love tonight And if so, then let me be your

00:50:21.480 --> 00:50:49.670
love tonight No one's louder than me See lingerie,

00:50:49.690 --> 00:50:52.250
the way it's grippin' your hips And how you rubbin'

00:50:52.250 --> 00:50:54.809
on my body while you lickin' your lips Watchin'

00:50:54.809 --> 00:50:57.269
you strip out of your clothes and toes Like it's

00:50:57.269 --> 00:50:59.730
a tip drill, the freaky things we do in the night

00:50:59.730 --> 00:51:02.530
You know my lips seal, feel derision, feel for

00:51:02.530 --> 00:51:05.130
fear, sexual desire As long as you keep it real

00:51:05.130 --> 00:51:07.570
and stay down like four flat tiles What's the

00:51:07.570 --> 00:51:10.050
deal? I still feel the need to make you smile

00:51:10.050 --> 00:51:12.369
You never thought that I could break you down,

00:51:12.650 --> 00:51:15.269
but that's how You got to smile while we ridin'

00:51:15.289 --> 00:51:17.989
around Flirtin' with me, I'm flirtin' with you

00:51:17.989 --> 00:51:20.670
Talkin' about I wanna cut somethin', I certainly

00:51:20.670 --> 00:51:23.389
do I can imagine doin' some things that it's

00:51:23.389 --> 00:51:25.809
too early to do And if you're with it, we can

00:51:25.809 --> 00:51:28.829
keep this on Hey, slip some of this in to get

00:51:28.829 --> 00:51:31.769
you in the zone But just enough to get you buzzed,

00:51:31.769 --> 00:51:34.329
not tryin' to get you gone I know you can handle

00:51:34.329 --> 00:51:36.530
your liquor and you think you're grown But I

00:51:36.530 --> 00:51:39.269
need you on your A -game when I get you home

00:51:39.269 --> 00:51:55.320
Don't let me Get to the crib, put on a show.

00:51:55.420 --> 00:52:00.420
We can put on a show. Baby, it's friendly. Welcome

00:52:00.420 --> 00:53:23.510
to DOOR IS CLOSING Happy hour. Happy hour. Ladies

00:53:23.510 --> 00:53:29.269
and gentlemen, here it is. The most listened

00:53:29.269 --> 00:53:32.670
to radio show on the planet. The other stations

00:53:32.670 --> 00:53:49.940
are tuned in too. Shower ride, we shake the ground

00:53:49.940 --> 00:53:52.599
From the shot to the break, hey, hey That sound,

00:53:52.739 --> 00:53:57.800
hey, hey Oh yeah, hey, hey Hobbies in the house,

00:53:57.860 --> 00:54:01.239
hands up, hands up Wild in the crowd, say hoppy

00:54:01.239 --> 00:54:05.179
hour, hoppy hour Say turn it louder, turn it

00:54:05.179 --> 00:54:08.760
louder Hey, hey, hey Hobbies in the house, talk,

00:54:08.860 --> 00:54:12.039
talk We call them all out, from Chi -town blocks

00:54:12.039 --> 00:54:14.719
to the Amazon If you're scared of the truth,

00:54:14.760 --> 00:54:20.280
better start to run, run Midwest made, now he

00:54:20.280 --> 00:54:23.820
run the Gulf Coast I got it But the topics grown

00:54:23.820 --> 00:54:27.360
Spilling tea on your favorite phones blown Yeah,

00:54:27.360 --> 00:54:30.260
he laughing, he hits that line Rich and elite,

00:54:30.420 --> 00:54:33.579
y 'all out of your mind Red carpet rumors, messy

00:54:33.579 --> 00:54:36.400
in the sheets If they did dirt, he replay the

00:54:36.400 --> 00:54:40.400
receipts Hoppies in the house, hands up, hands

00:54:40.400 --> 00:54:44.659
up Wild in the crowd, say hoppy hours Hoppy hours,

00:54:44.780 --> 00:54:57.380
say turn it louder Turn it louder 856 -49 -HOPPY.

00:54:58.400 --> 00:55:04.659
856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.

00:55:05.619 --> 00:55:09.300
You can always email me. RyanHoppyRadio. Oh,

00:55:09.300 --> 00:55:19.000
yeah. I got my Cuban coffee on me. Whatever you're

00:55:19.000 --> 00:55:23.019
consuming. Even my show you're consuming right

00:55:23.019 --> 00:55:28.920
now. Let's all consume together. Alcohol, coffee,

00:55:29.260 --> 00:55:34.760
THC. Shrooms, whatever you got. Jelly beans,

00:55:34.760 --> 00:55:39.800
whatever. A Wawa hoagie. Let's consume it together.

00:55:41.400 --> 00:55:42.980
All right, I'm going to take a sip out of my

00:55:42.980 --> 00:55:49.099
yeti cup of this coffee. Oh, Jason, that went

00:55:49.099 --> 00:55:53.539
down the wrong pipe. It goes down the wrong pipe

00:55:53.539 --> 00:56:00.760
a lot. Let me take another charge. Sounds like

00:56:00.760 --> 00:56:02.539
a water pipe as they say at the smoke shops.

00:56:03.179 --> 00:56:13.800
One real gulp for fun. That was cool how that

00:56:13.800 --> 00:56:17.780
happened. Eight, five, six. God damn it. I was

00:56:17.780 --> 00:56:19.699
so close to having a perfect break. Damn it.

00:56:21.579 --> 00:56:23.519
That might be a reason why I've never been considered

00:56:23.519 --> 00:56:27.400
to voice track a show. 856 -49 -HAPPY. That's

00:56:27.400 --> 00:56:37.300
it. 856 -494 -6773. Taylor Frankie Paul isn't

00:56:37.300 --> 00:56:39.900
holding back on why she unfollowed Whitney Leavitt.

00:56:40.099 --> 00:56:43.320
Oh yeah, just a bunch of morons unfollowing each

00:56:43.320 --> 00:56:48.199
other. The important news. After the Secret Lives

00:56:48.199 --> 00:56:50.460
of Mormon Wives star unfollowed her co -star

00:56:50.460 --> 00:56:53.280
on Instagram, she has a fiery response for when

00:56:53.280 --> 00:56:55.860
Whitney returns the favor. In her comments on

00:56:55.860 --> 00:56:58.920
a July 14th Instagram post, since she is leaving

00:56:58.920 --> 00:57:01.960
for the 100th time, I'll give my last words about

00:57:01.960 --> 00:57:04.619
her. I stuck up for her since the hospital video.

00:57:05.179 --> 00:57:10.579
Blah, blah, blah, blah. Life's so short, it cares.

00:57:12.139 --> 00:57:17.460
Happy Hot Topic! Millie Bobby Brown is sharing

00:57:17.460 --> 00:57:20.460
how one phone call flipped her whole world upside

00:57:20.460 --> 00:57:23.619
down. Oh, yeah. It still freaks me out how grown

00:57:23.619 --> 00:57:28.869
up she is. Mm -hmm. How hot. I'm not going to

00:57:28.869 --> 00:57:31.570
lie. During an appearance on Jay Shetty's podcast.

00:57:31.849 --> 00:57:34.750
God, Jay Shetty's so wishy -washy. He just seems

00:57:34.750 --> 00:57:38.650
so fake. The Stranger Things alum reflects on

00:57:38.650 --> 00:57:40.730
the, quote, magical phone call that informed

00:57:40.730 --> 00:57:43.449
her that she and husband, Jake Bon Jovi, would

00:57:43.449 --> 00:57:46.130
be a family of three. I will never forget it.

00:57:46.289 --> 00:57:50.570
It was the most surreal. Whatever. It's surreal.

00:57:50.650 --> 00:57:54.889
It's awesome. That's good. That's what we all

00:57:54.889 --> 00:58:00.869
root for. Happy Hot Topic! Kate Upton and Justin

00:58:00.869 --> 00:58:03.150
Berlander are making a rare red carpet appearance.

00:58:03.369 --> 00:58:07.230
Oh, it's so cute. Oh, it's adorable! Oh, yeah!

00:58:08.409 --> 00:58:11.889
I feel like 12 years ago, I should not have seen

00:58:11.889 --> 00:58:14.469
them naked in those fappening pictures. Mm -hmm.

00:58:14.690 --> 00:58:16.889
The family brought their two kids, Genevieve

00:58:16.889 --> 00:58:19.110
and Bellamy, to the... All right, so they brought

00:58:19.110 --> 00:58:21.730
the kids. That's good. What's going on here?

00:58:23.320 --> 00:58:25.840
Meghan Markle is celebrating the success of her

00:58:25.840 --> 00:58:33.280
Netflix lifestyle series With Love, Meghan. Wednesday,

00:58:38.579 --> 00:58:41.119
July 15th, the Duchess of Sussex shared her reaction

00:58:41.119 --> 00:58:43.440
on social media to the show being nominated for

00:58:43.440 --> 00:58:45.860
its first ever Daytime Emmy, which is also her

00:58:45.860 --> 00:58:48.949
first ever Emmy nomination. Wow, she gets an

00:58:48.949 --> 00:58:52.690
Emmy. Huge congratulations to the amazing crew,

00:58:52.849 --> 00:58:55.869
producers, and team. Wow, she's actually giving

00:58:55.869 --> 00:58:57.530
other people credit. I'll give her that. She

00:58:57.530 --> 00:59:04.050
never does that. Happy Hot Topic. You just announced

00:59:04.050 --> 00:59:06.789
you're having your third child. Congratulations.

00:59:07.789 --> 00:59:11.909
Oh, yeah. I've been making a video with her.

00:59:11.989 --> 00:59:17.659
It's freaking fun. Wait, wait, wait. How? How

00:59:17.659 --> 00:59:19.400
did you know? Because you're glowing. Oh, that's

00:59:19.400 --> 00:59:20.780
what it is. Because you're glowing. Shut up,

00:59:20.780 --> 00:59:23.820
Seth. You like penis as well. That's all a neck

00:59:23.820 --> 00:59:26.960
-up observation. Anne was stunning on Seth Meyers,

00:59:27.000 --> 00:59:29.039
showing off her growing baby bump in a custom

00:59:29.039 --> 00:59:31.400
bridal white Gap Studio gown designed by Zach

00:59:31.400 --> 00:59:34.019
Posen. All right, so she's wearing the outfit

00:59:34.019 --> 00:59:40.079
that everybody was going crazy for. What's going

00:59:40.079 --> 00:59:48.500
on here? Happy Hot Topic! My child lost their

00:59:48.500 --> 00:59:51.300
teeth, and I was like, can I have them? Kesha's

00:59:51.300 --> 00:59:54.460
getting candid about her interesting hobby. Well,

00:59:54.480 --> 00:59:58.679
yeah, we like Kesha. She's wild. During an appearance

00:59:58.679 --> 01:00:01.320
on Las Culturistas, the singer, who has been

01:00:01.320 --> 01:00:03.639
known to collect... Gosh, it's so raggedy. It's

01:00:03.639 --> 01:00:05.980
freaking hot. ...human teeth over the years,

01:00:06.139 --> 01:00:09.179
shares... You got a lot of cellulite in that

01:00:09.179 --> 01:00:11.420
body. ...inside into what led to the unusual

01:00:11.420 --> 01:00:16.199
fascination. The teeth suck. Started when I became

01:00:16.199 --> 01:00:23.900
obsessed with my fans and... Here comes the fake

01:00:23.900 --> 01:00:26.880
laughs. Then someone told you, I know a podcast.

01:00:28.280 --> 01:00:31.039
If you're a podcast and you're on a couch, you

01:00:31.039 --> 01:00:37.780
gotta laugh like... One was like, my child lost

01:00:37.780 --> 01:00:40.179
their teeth. And I was like, can I have them?

01:00:40.239 --> 01:00:42.260
Because I want to make jewelry out of it. Then

01:00:42.260 --> 01:00:46.510
I made... A necklace and an earring. And then

01:00:46.510 --> 01:00:49.030
I made a pearl necklace. Whatever. Good for you.

01:00:50.010 --> 01:00:53.210
I'm glad it's all working out for you. Happy

01:00:53.210 --> 01:00:58.210
Hot Topic. This morning, fast food giant Taco

01:00:58.210 --> 01:01:01.449
Bell says it's voluntarily removing some ingredients

01:01:01.449 --> 01:01:04.289
from select restaurants. Yeah, it's going to

01:01:04.289 --> 01:01:08.610
explode. as a precautionary measure amid the

01:01:08.610 --> 01:01:11.530
growing outbreak of an intestinal parasitic infection.

01:01:12.510 --> 01:01:15.170
That's just their food in general. I am not a

01:01:15.170 --> 01:01:17.849
Taco Bell guy. I've never gone. I'm not a guy

01:01:17.849 --> 01:01:20.070
that's like, there's some people that are weird

01:01:20.070 --> 01:01:22.570
about going to the bathroom. They almost take

01:01:22.570 --> 01:01:24.789
pride. I don't want to think about it. I'm kind

01:01:24.789 --> 01:01:26.210
of a girl in that way. I don't want to think

01:01:26.210 --> 01:01:29.050
about it. I don't want to talk about it. When

01:01:29.050 --> 01:01:30.909
you eat Taco Bell, you kind of have to address

01:01:30.909 --> 01:01:34.670
it. in the u .s taco bell telling abc news in

01:01:34.670 --> 01:01:37.030
a statement the health and safety of our guests

01:01:37.030 --> 01:01:40.929
is our top priority i'm sure public health officials

01:01:40.929 --> 01:01:44.030
have not confirmed a link to taco bell or any

01:01:44.030 --> 01:01:47.130
specific ingredient supplier restaurant or retailer

01:01:47.130 --> 01:01:50.469
adding we will continue to closely monitor the

01:01:50.469 --> 01:01:54.150
situation there are currently 1645 confirmed

01:01:54.150 --> 01:01:57.309
cases of this intestinal all right whatever who

01:01:57.309 --> 01:02:04.300
cares What should we do here? Let's do this.

01:02:14.980 --> 01:02:20.320
You're 55. That is a nice number until NFL kickoff,

01:02:20.400 --> 01:02:23.019
which means that the summer is getting shorter.

01:02:23.239 --> 01:02:27.869
That's sad. But it also means that every Sunday

01:02:27.869 --> 01:02:31.250
we'll have something to root for. And then before

01:02:31.250 --> 01:02:35.010
you know it, it'll be 2027. And we'll be seeing

01:02:35.010 --> 01:02:40.340
what the hell happened today. We got some NFL

01:02:40.340 --> 01:02:44.159
news here. First, we'll talk about Timothee Chalamet

01:02:44.159 --> 01:02:47.659
getting along with the Dallas cheerleaders. And

01:02:47.659 --> 01:02:50.500
then a more serious discussion about that douchebag,

01:02:50.840 --> 01:02:54.860
Stephon Diggs. But first, call the show. 856

01:02:54.860 --> 01:03:01.280
-A -49 -HOPPY. 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet

01:03:01.280 --> 01:03:04.260
at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email

01:03:04.260 --> 01:03:08.099
me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. But first...

01:03:08.559 --> 01:03:25.079
Let's let this play out. Happy Hot Topic! Yo,

01:03:25.159 --> 01:03:28.219
nice to meet you guys. So nice to meet you. I'm

01:03:28.219 --> 01:03:31.619
starstruck. No, he's not just a fan of the world

01:03:31.619 --> 01:03:48.269
champ New York Knicks. Hi, Jace. Let's go! Let's

01:03:48.269 --> 01:03:52.590
go. Oh, Jason. Timothy Chalamet proving he can

01:03:52.590 --> 01:03:56.650
do it. Man, he is just walking PDE, man. Both

01:03:56.650 --> 01:03:59.650
as he freaks out during this chance run -in with

01:03:59.650 --> 01:04:03.090
the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. Ah, he is smitten.

01:04:04.250 --> 01:04:06.769
He's like, crap, do I cheat on her? The World

01:04:06.769 --> 01:04:11.070
Cup semifinal match in Texas on Tuesday. So that's

01:04:11.070 --> 01:04:12.869
where he was. I didn't know. What's going on

01:04:12.869 --> 01:04:16.869
with Stephon Diggs? Stephon Diggs is slamming

01:04:16.869 --> 01:04:19.150
the man, suing him for alleged sexual assault.

01:04:19.329 --> 01:04:23.230
Yeah, it's hard to believe. He denies whipping

01:04:23.230 --> 01:04:25.389
out his penis while they were hanging out. Oh,

01:04:25.429 --> 01:04:27.269
yeah, let me show you my dick. What the hell?

01:04:27.489 --> 01:04:29.550
So here's what's going on. Stephon called out

01:04:29.550 --> 01:04:31.550
Christopher Griffith as they continue their back

01:04:31.550 --> 01:04:33.369
and forth in court, saying Christopher's claims

01:04:33.369 --> 01:04:35.489
about Stephon's penis is completely false and

01:04:35.489 --> 01:04:39.730
defamatory. As we've reported, Stephon sued Chris

01:04:39.730 --> 01:04:42.050
for spreading alleged lies about him, and Christopher

01:04:42.050 --> 01:04:47.829
counted... saw on may 22nd 2023 all right so

01:04:47.829 --> 01:04:51.829
just to find things first another year it's who

01:04:51.829 --> 01:04:56.469
we should oh spider to be like all right i think

01:04:56.469 --> 01:05:05.849
it's time for happy soaps Ryan Hoppy on the mic,

01:05:05.989 --> 01:05:09.289
breaking down the scenes. NBA drama, living out

01:05:09.289 --> 01:05:12.050
the dreams. Fans wives wild, stories about the

01:05:12.050 --> 01:05:14.630
queens. Dropping dollars, bombs all in on the

01:05:14.630 --> 01:05:17.489
schemes. Hoppy's booze, man, he knows it all.

01:05:17.769 --> 01:05:23.889
And we're also 93 days away from Saturday at

01:05:23.889 --> 01:05:30.150
Carver 17th. Until the NBA comes back. Man, it

01:05:30.150 --> 01:05:33.329
does not seem like that's that far away. I cannot

01:05:33.329 --> 01:05:36.429
believe we're already close to July. I mean August.

01:05:37.449 --> 01:05:44.630
You know what I mean? What's going on here? I

01:05:44.630 --> 01:05:57.699
know about crazy exes. But it was pretty funny.

01:05:57.699 --> 01:06:01.179
It was all lighthearted. It's the Knicks' Tyler

01:06:01.179 --> 01:06:03.659
Kolek talking about getting stopped by the cops.

01:06:03.880 --> 01:06:05.800
Expected fashion icon for the Knicks. Is that

01:06:05.800 --> 01:06:07.360
something that you went into this season thinking

01:06:07.360 --> 01:06:09.420
about? Or did the fans kind of get you there?

01:06:09.480 --> 01:06:11.420
How did that come? Yeah, I feel like it's just

01:06:11.420 --> 01:06:13.719
natural. It's organic. Obviously, I'm focused

01:06:13.719 --> 01:06:16.699
on basketball. That's number one. But I got to

01:06:16.699 --> 01:06:19.940
look kind of fly. Over there in New York. Just

01:06:19.940 --> 01:06:21.800
to get in a different lane, have a little bit

01:06:21.800 --> 01:06:23.159
of fun with it. You know, have fun on the court.

01:06:23.239 --> 01:06:24.900
You got to have fun off the court, too. Tell

01:06:24.900 --> 01:06:27.260
that 100%. Are you styling yourself? Do you have

01:06:27.260 --> 01:06:29.699
a stylist? Like, who's doing that? Yeah, yeah.

01:06:30.099 --> 01:06:32.780
Other shows are talking about X's and O's of

01:06:32.780 --> 01:06:35.000
basketball. Here we're talking about X's, O's,

01:06:35.059 --> 01:06:37.719
and haircuts. I definitely have a stylist, Olivier

01:06:37.719 --> 01:06:40.820
Rogers. He's got his own brand, Olivier. His

01:06:40.820 --> 01:06:42.500
new collection's coming out in September, so

01:06:42.500 --> 01:06:44.340
you got to check it out. Ah, we should have checked

01:06:44.340 --> 01:06:51.199
it out. Mm -hmm. All right. It's time for Diddy

01:06:51.199 --> 01:07:18.610
News. The room gold in your neck, but the lock

01:07:18.610 --> 01:07:20.969
does boom Talk real loud and you move real slick

01:07:20.969 --> 01:07:23.309
Big on the camera, small on the grip You love

01:07:23.309 --> 01:07:25.389
that mirror, love that pose Love that yes man

01:07:25.389 --> 01:07:27.269
circle that follows close But the whole damn

01:07:27.269 --> 01:07:29.349
vibe gets thin and stale When the green is fake

01:07:29.349 --> 01:07:32.190
and the stories fail Hands up high, let the truth

01:07:32.190 --> 01:07:34.510
get through The whole club knows what you do

01:07:34.510 --> 01:07:36.570
You point, they fold, you call that power But

01:07:36.570 --> 01:07:38.909
the floor stays cold in the final hour, hour,

01:07:38.969 --> 01:08:07.179
hour Can't hide it when the bass goes boom Yeah,

01:08:09.460 --> 01:08:11.760
yeah, you love the flash, you love the flex But

01:08:11.760 --> 01:08:14.019
you leave a mess when you chase respect All that

01:08:14.019 --> 01:08:16.779
noise in the same old line Smoke, big talk, no

01:08:16.779 --> 01:08:19.359
spine I've seen that type, I know that face All

01:08:19.359 --> 01:08:21.319
your way in and you leave a trace But the joke

01:08:21.319 --> 01:08:23.420
don't land when the crowd won't cheer And the

01:08:23.420 --> 01:08:26.439
truth gets louder every year High, let the truth

01:08:26.439 --> 01:08:28.739
get through The whole club knows what you do

01:08:28.739 --> 01:08:55.649
You point, they fold, you call that power Can't

01:08:55.649 --> 01:09:05.350
hide it when the bass goes You can flash that

01:09:05.350 --> 01:09:08.689
smile You can strike that pose Still the cracks

01:09:08.689 --> 01:09:13.250
show up In the afterglow Fake it big, fake it

01:09:13.250 --> 01:09:18.670
bright Still can't outrun the heat tonight Oh

01:09:18.670 --> 01:09:46.699
yeah Turn it up and say it too. All right, it's

01:09:46.699 --> 01:09:53.699
done. Happy Hot Topic. Sean Diddy Combs is making

01:09:53.699 --> 01:09:56.880
moves from behind bars. As the rapper continues

01:09:56.880 --> 01:10:00.000
serving his four -year prison sentence, one of

01:10:00.000 --> 01:10:03.119
his Miami mansions has officially sold. According

01:10:03.119 --> 01:10:05.939
to multiple outlets, the Star Island property

01:10:05.939 --> 01:10:10.380
fetched $55 million. Ah, gutty, gutty gumdrops.

01:10:10.399 --> 01:10:14.800
So he gets more money! Nah, it's terrible news.

01:10:18.039 --> 01:10:23.260
Yeah! Yeah! It's time for Taylor Swift news.

01:10:23.500 --> 01:10:28.279
You keep a list so long of every name you broke.

01:10:28.680 --> 01:10:32.500
Wire. Shut up, Ed. You turn your tears to headlines

01:10:32.500 --> 01:10:39.420
and you watch the whole thing flow. Always the

01:10:39.420 --> 01:10:46.239
victim post. Always the perfect face. You sign

01:10:46.239 --> 01:11:06.199
that little paper and you leave no bullet. Alright,

01:11:19.079 --> 01:11:38.439
alright The Irish talk show host telling all

01:11:38.439 --> 01:11:41.779
in an interview with British GQ. Yeah, he gets

01:11:41.779 --> 01:11:43.399
some better guests than like Howard Stern. It's

01:11:43.399 --> 01:11:46.239
crazy. East of July 12th, where he explains the

01:11:46.239 --> 01:11:48.579
fate of Ophelia Singer's appearance on the Graham

01:11:48.579 --> 01:11:51.680
Norton show in October of 2025 was, quote, a

01:11:51.680 --> 01:11:58.880
very last minute booking. All right. Let's see

01:11:58.880 --> 01:12:02.560
here. Do I feel like ranting and defending Kratom

01:12:02.560 --> 01:12:05.939
right now? Or do I want to go to break? Do I

01:12:05.939 --> 01:12:08.750
feel like defending Kratom right now? Oh, let's

01:12:08.750 --> 01:12:15.109
do it. A legal product sold at gas stations and

01:12:15.109 --> 01:12:18.430
smoke shops across the country acts like an opioid.

01:12:18.770 --> 01:12:21.970
Here's the freaking thing. There's two types

01:12:21.970 --> 01:12:25.689
of Kratom. There's the 708, which is the synthetic

01:12:25.689 --> 01:12:29.369
that everyone agrees should be illegal. And then

01:12:29.369 --> 01:12:31.369
there's the powder and the seltzers that help

01:12:31.369 --> 01:12:34.989
people. If it's what they want to consume, let

01:12:34.989 --> 01:12:37.810
them. But the problem is the news does these

01:12:37.810 --> 01:12:42.829
big words like legal opioid, gas station heroin.

01:12:43.050 --> 01:12:46.630
Shut up. And federal regulators say it can be

01:12:46.630 --> 01:12:51.310
up to 13 times stronger than morphine. Hell yeah,

01:12:51.630 --> 01:12:54.930
let's party. And it's also popular with kids.

01:12:55.189 --> 01:12:58.189
Oh yeah, and they got all the frickin' drugs.

01:12:59.069 --> 01:13:02.979
Nah. It's pretty much 27 -year -old, millennial,

01:13:02.979 --> 01:13:06.439
Gen Z, people doing Calvin Kratom, you morons.

01:13:06.859 --> 01:13:09.920
Mm -hmm. Your health correspondent, Monica Robbins,

01:13:09.960 --> 01:13:12.159
explains why doctors are sounding the alarm.

01:13:13.039 --> 01:13:16.739
It's called 7 -hydroxymitragynine. All right,

01:13:16.760 --> 01:13:19.640
as long as you complain about that and none of

01:13:19.640 --> 01:13:23.100
the other ones, that's fine. But the problem

01:13:23.100 --> 01:13:26.619
is people see the word Kratom and then they start

01:13:26.619 --> 01:13:29.140
thinking it's all Kratom. But it's just a 7 -hydroxy.

01:13:29.359 --> 01:13:33.100
Pan the 7 -hydroxy and call it a day. Known on

01:13:33.100 --> 01:13:36.159
the street as 7 -0 or 7 -hydroxy. Oh, yeah, yeah,

01:13:36.220 --> 01:13:39.479
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. On the street. It's one

01:13:39.479 --> 01:13:42.439
compound found in the kratom plant, a tree from

01:13:42.439 --> 01:13:45.020
Southeast Asia that people have used for thousands

01:13:45.020 --> 01:13:48.199
of years. But what sells today isn't the plant.

01:13:48.399 --> 01:13:51.659
Walk into any store or gas station that's selling.

01:13:51.979 --> 01:13:54.899
Yeah, you're a nerd, I'm sure. I'm sure the stuff

01:13:54.899 --> 01:13:57.319
in kratom is total. I'm sure there's stuff in

01:13:57.319 --> 01:14:00.560
the alcohol and cigarettes because the big pharma's

01:14:00.560 --> 01:14:03.979
not making money off of it. Shut up with your

01:14:03.979 --> 01:14:07.439
fake moral policeness. uh, what they will call

01:14:07.439 --> 01:14:10.600
create a Mac extract in the year 2026. What you'll

01:14:10.600 --> 01:14:14.039
probably find is that that is actually purified

01:14:14.039 --> 01:14:16.560
seven Oh H made in a laboratory. Meaning man,

01:14:16.680 --> 01:14:20.260
you're making it sound fun. It's like when dare

01:14:20.260 --> 01:14:22.079
used to talk to your class and be like, do you,

01:14:22.079 --> 01:14:25.239
do you want to like fuel out of it? And not like

01:14:25.239 --> 01:14:28.460
your total self and relaxed kids don't do drugs.

01:14:28.520 --> 01:14:29.979
And everyone's like, Oh, we should probably do

01:14:29.979 --> 01:14:46.250
drugs. It's time for Hoppy in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio

01:14:46.250 --> 01:14:48.989
.com. Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably

01:14:48.989 --> 01:14:52.310
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

01:14:52.569 --> 01:14:58.319
all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate,

01:14:58.319 --> 01:15:01.140
and you can see that with Barack and Michelle

01:15:01.140 --> 01:15:04.279
as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,

01:15:04.439 --> 01:15:10.159
even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen

01:15:10.159 --> 01:15:12.800
was so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel

01:15:12.800 --> 01:15:15.239
like listening to this next song, you can skip

01:15:15.239 --> 01:15:18.100
over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride

01:15:18.100 --> 01:15:22.100
in his selection, so stick around, folks. Don't

01:15:22.100 --> 01:15:24.699
worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.

01:15:47.280 --> 01:15:51.140
6 million's what it cost them To put back together

01:15:51.140 --> 01:15:54.819
that cat Steve Austin Not to far back as Bionic

01:15:54.819 --> 01:15:58.189
Over 6 million tracks With 10 million topics.

01:15:58.350 --> 01:16:00.729
I'm fiber optic, crystal clear with my projection.

01:16:00.970 --> 01:16:02.810
Whack them C's, get clothesline when they walk

01:16:02.810 --> 01:16:04.949
across my intersection. They need protection,

01:16:05.090 --> 01:16:07.590
some guidance, some right direction. A job center

01:16:07.590 --> 01:16:10.010
with application for a new profession. Never

01:16:10.010 --> 01:16:13.409
set for nothing less. I play contests and set

01:16:13.409 --> 01:16:16.430
shots for paydays. In strange ways, life twists

01:16:16.430 --> 01:16:19.189
and turns. Word to gangsta, in this business,

01:16:19.329 --> 01:16:21.909
it's really hard to earn. I format attacks, new

01:16:21.909 --> 01:16:24.369
knack technique. Speak with a passion on wax

01:16:24.369 --> 01:16:28.439
and taping. Mad niggas front for paper And switch

01:16:28.439 --> 01:16:31.680
like a bitch, in and out Like a frog spader All

01:16:31.680 --> 01:16:34.239
I know is how to rock shit They say the hotter

01:16:34.239 --> 01:16:38.979
the MC, the hotter the spot It's the coming of

01:16:38.979 --> 01:16:42.720
the Vianney The far I hear the lock shit It's

01:16:42.720 --> 01:16:46.920
the coming of the Vianney The far I hear the

01:16:46.920 --> 01:16:54.029
lock shit It's the coming of the Vianney So lyrics

01:16:54.029 --> 01:16:56.890
on deck like Tash, pocket full of cash, ready

01:16:56.890 --> 01:16:59.770
to bounce, roll and splash. Sita and Hash, pro

01:16:59.770 --> 01:17:02.270
tour in the mask. Just grab the mic, flex my

01:17:02.270 --> 01:17:05.010
wrist, and hit like Stambrus. Handle this, make

01:17:05.010 --> 01:17:07.229
you believe like an evangelist. That rhythm see

01:17:07.229 --> 01:17:09.970
the coming, to reclaim Los Angeles. And hence

01:17:09.970 --> 01:17:12.069
I stand a chance to finally get my time to shine.

01:17:12.189 --> 01:17:14.289
In the golden state, lights free while out the

01:17:14.289 --> 01:17:16.949
hat. This beat is hot, and make me laugh like

01:17:16.949 --> 01:17:19.270
astronaut. Make Heru set that shit for my peoples

01:17:19.270 --> 01:17:31.850
when we blow spots. Four, three, two. It's the

01:17:31.850 --> 01:17:42.010
coming of the Bayani Before I hit a lock shit,

01:17:42.130 --> 01:17:54.710
it's the coming Seeds get damaged like civilized

01:17:54.710 --> 01:17:57.170
societies. Sharp lyrics cut deep wounds. These

01:17:57.170 --> 01:17:59.510
niggas need bandages. They can't handle this

01:17:59.510 --> 01:18:02.630
Los Angeles relentless pressure. Full court,

01:18:02.729 --> 01:18:05.569
measure for measure. I'm like Patino, a game

01:18:05.569 --> 01:18:07.770
plan can't be no. Every verse starts with defense

01:18:07.770 --> 01:18:11.050
first, like a casino. Every minute, every hour,

01:18:11.109 --> 01:18:13.829
I use brain power. For Mr. Space Shuttle Challenger,

01:18:13.850 --> 01:18:16.510
I devour. I tower like Icon. Bust all verses

01:18:16.510 --> 01:18:18.789
like rifles Bust all bullets through flesh Unless

01:18:18.789 --> 01:18:21.090
you're wearing a vest And even then I still enter

01:18:21.090 --> 01:18:23.289
The human form of a splinter The summer, fall,

01:18:23.310 --> 01:18:25.770
spring, and winter Liquid crew, member, member

01:18:25.770 --> 01:18:29.310
Champion, contender Holy like the month of December

01:18:29.310 --> 01:18:33.729
The live prototype, yeah It's the coming Of the

01:18:33.729 --> 01:18:39.069
bionic Before I hit a lock It's the coming Of

01:18:39.069 --> 01:18:43.090
the bionic Before I hit a lock It's the coming

01:18:47.079 --> 01:18:51.739
Lock shit, it's the coming of the bionic Before

01:18:51.739 --> 01:18:56.500
I hit a lock shit, it's the coming of the bionic

01:18:56.500 --> 01:19:00.500
Before I hit a lock shit, it's the coming of

01:19:00.500 --> 01:19:04.600
the bionic Before I hit a lock shit, it's the

01:19:04.600 --> 01:19:13.340
coming of the bionic Lock shit, oh yeah, lock

01:19:13.340 --> 01:19:23.779
shit, lock shit I got it. Tell me about it. One

01:19:23.779 --> 01:19:29.520
time I heard this on the old mixtape of Stretch.

01:19:30.140 --> 01:19:36.380
Jim Bobito. Out of New York City. I was like,

01:19:36.399 --> 01:19:42.619
I gotta play this on my show. So I did. I did.

01:19:42.920 --> 01:19:50.909
I did. Beat drop. Aight. Aight, right? Is that

01:19:50.909 --> 01:19:58.890
the plan? Aight. Oh, sure. I got it. I could

01:19:58.890 --> 01:20:04.090
do this all day. But, we're not going to. Okay,

01:20:04.130 --> 01:20:23.489
cool. Whatever. Welcome to Happy Hour Show. DOOR

01:20:23.489 --> 01:21:15.260
IS CLOSING Happy hour. Happy hour. Ladies and

01:21:15.260 --> 01:21:19.399
gentlemen, here it is. The most listened to radio

01:21:19.399 --> 01:21:22.560
show on the planet. The other stations are tuned

01:21:22.560 --> 01:22:05.329
in too. Fake callers on the line, they rehearse

01:22:05.329 --> 01:22:07.739
tools Soon truth hits harder than a baseline

01:22:07.739 --> 01:22:10.800
boom. Radio snitching, hockey spitting the truth.

01:22:10.960 --> 01:22:13.340
Pulling back the curtain, exposing the booth.

01:22:13.539 --> 01:22:17.319
No more lies, no more disguise. He got the receipts,

01:22:17.340 --> 01:22:19.979
calling out the spies. Morning shows faker than

01:22:19.979 --> 01:22:22.739
they laughs at six. Producers ghost write, hosts

01:22:22.739 --> 01:22:25.640
rate the scripts. Interns running miles, unpaid

01:22:25.640 --> 01:22:28.520
trips. While the suits sip coffee, counting clicks.

01:22:29.020 --> 01:22:32.939
He's the voice of the FM fizz. I see news here

01:22:32.939 --> 01:22:35.829
that, brr, brr. Evidence, Rhode Island legends,

01:22:36.069 --> 01:22:40.109
Paul Fuller and L. Michaels. Malukas, DePaul

01:22:40.109 --> 01:22:45.329
and Elshall will retire after 36 years. A bunch

01:22:45.329 --> 01:22:53.550
of legends. And then... Speaking of this, a complicated

01:22:53.550 --> 01:22:58.750
legend right here. Let's go! I would like to

01:22:58.750 --> 01:23:00.869
quit at some point. Because ultimately, even

01:23:00.869 --> 01:23:02.609
though work looks like fun, it's still work.

01:23:02.729 --> 01:23:05.090
I started reflecting on the beginning of my career.

01:23:05.170 --> 01:23:07.810
And I went, wow, look what it turned into. This

01:23:07.810 --> 01:23:10.770
is from 2014, by the way. Blown away by it. The

01:23:10.770 --> 01:23:12.670
Shock Jock is reportedly cutting back to just

01:23:12.670 --> 01:23:15.829
one new show a week. Yeah, he's become a podcast.

01:23:17.750 --> 01:23:20.430
I grew up listening to him. But his whole time

01:23:20.430 --> 01:23:25.130
since 06, he turned into what he hated. After

01:23:25.130 --> 01:23:27.630
Labor Day, about a dozen staffers have been laid

01:23:27.630 --> 01:23:30.310
off and the rest of the week of shows is expected

01:23:30.310 --> 01:23:33.510
to rely on Howard's massive archive. Ah, the

01:23:33.510 --> 01:23:35.189
one that they keep clean where they don't play

01:23:35.189 --> 01:23:39.510
any of the good stuff. That archive. So is the

01:23:39.510 --> 01:23:42.430
king of all media quietly fading out? I keep

01:23:42.430 --> 01:23:44.989
planning it all the time. And this is from like

01:23:44.989 --> 01:23:47.930
12 years ago, so it's deceiving. And they suck

01:23:47.930 --> 01:23:50.369
me back in because management knows that black

01:23:50.369 --> 01:23:53.449
hole inside of me. They know that I can't stop

01:23:53.449 --> 01:23:56.810
doing this thing. Last December, Howard re -signed,

01:23:56.890 --> 01:23:59.689
getting estimated $100 million over the next

01:23:59.689 --> 01:24:02.970
three years. Yeah, but it also includes a budget.

01:24:03.770 --> 01:24:07.090
He made his money and he made his mark. Whatever.

01:24:07.710 --> 01:24:12.550
Whatever. Time to talk about my guitar, Robin.

01:24:12.729 --> 01:24:27.130
Yeah. go live. Tampa Bay News is the place we

01:24:27.130 --> 01:24:29.449
arrive. From the beach to the bay and the city's

01:24:29.449 --> 01:24:31.789
crazy moves. We got stories hotter than the floor

01:24:31.789 --> 01:24:34.470
of the grooves. Tampa Bay News, we making it

01:24:34.470 --> 01:24:37.810
spin. All happy hour when the real begins. Turn

01:24:37.810 --> 01:24:40.350
it up loud, let's get in the mix. From St. Pete

01:24:40.350 --> 01:24:44.090
to the world, we bringing the bitch. We bringing

01:24:44.090 --> 01:24:47.789
the bitch. We bringing the bitch. We bringing

01:24:47.789 --> 01:24:50.289
the bitch. We bringing the bitch. We bringing

01:24:50.289 --> 01:24:53.890
the bitch. Ryan Hop on the mic, speaking fire

01:24:53.890 --> 01:24:56.770
again. National waves and the cities are spreading.

01:24:57.090 --> 01:24:59.670
Talking headlines, man, you can't resist. Every

01:24:59.670 --> 01:25:02.770
scoop hitting harder than a clenched fist. Talibate,

01:25:02.770 --> 01:25:05.789
loose lead, making it spin. On happy hour where

01:25:05.789 --> 01:25:08.689
the real begins. Turn it up loud, let's get in

01:25:08.689 --> 01:25:11.069
the mix. From St. Pete to the world, we're bringing

01:25:11.069 --> 01:25:23.319
the fix. We got sunshine, drama, In the traffic

01:25:23.319 --> 01:25:25.939
heat, stories so bold they knock you off your

01:25:25.939 --> 01:25:29.359
seat The vibe's electric, we takin' control Tampa

01:25:29.359 --> 01:25:32.180
Bay's anthem, you feelin' your soul From Clearwater

01:25:32.180 --> 01:25:34.460
waters to keyboard streets Man, we documentin'

01:25:34.659 --> 01:25:37.100
life with those hip -hop beats Turn it up now,

01:25:37.239 --> 01:25:39.899
let the world partake In the stories of the legends

01:25:39.899 --> 01:26:06.800
and the news we make Happy Hot Topic! The Pinellas

01:26:06.800 --> 01:26:09.300
County Sheriff's Office says they recently seized

01:26:09.300 --> 01:26:14.239
$2 .1 million in cocaine and Hell yeah! Sheriff

01:26:14.239 --> 01:26:18.409
me, some officer. I'm kidding. Ah, juice. The

01:26:18.409 --> 01:26:20.770
Pinellas County Sheriff's Office says they recently

01:26:20.770 --> 01:26:24.710
seized $2 .1 million in cocaine in what they

01:26:24.710 --> 01:26:27.810
describe as a huge drug bust. I can imagine.

01:26:28.329 --> 01:26:33.069
A $2 million drug bust being big? No way! He

01:26:33.069 --> 01:26:35.350
joins us live. He's at the Pinellas County Sheriff's

01:26:35.350 --> 01:26:39.819
Office with details. Grant. Stacey, Pinellas

01:26:39.819 --> 01:26:42.079
County Sheriff Bob Gualtieri says they took down

01:26:42.079 --> 01:26:44.720
a full -scale operation. At the center of it

01:26:44.720 --> 01:26:47.699
all, Daniel Pinellas, who Gualtieri says they've

01:26:47.699 --> 01:26:50.539
had their eyes on for a few years. Pinellas County

01:26:50.539 --> 01:26:53.260
Sheriff Bob Gualtieri says a recent cocaine bust

01:26:53.260 --> 01:26:55.420
this past Saturday night was one for the books.

01:26:56.560 --> 01:26:59.319
They're showing all the bricks on the table.

01:27:01.239 --> 01:27:03.659
Just a historical seizure. I've never seen anything

01:27:03.659 --> 01:27:07.180
like it come from one person. All this cocaine

01:27:07.180 --> 01:27:09.579
in those duffel bags, again, 60 kilograms of

01:27:09.579 --> 01:27:12.359
cocaine is basically off the charts. At the center

01:27:12.359 --> 01:27:14.899
of it all is 35 -year -old Daniel Pinellas, described

01:27:14.899 --> 01:27:23.460
by Gualtieri as the head of the organization.

01:27:24.079 --> 01:27:26.439
The sheriff says his arrest has been years in

01:27:26.439 --> 01:27:28.460
the making. We first received information that

01:27:28.460 --> 01:27:31.369
he was a major distributor. And we also have

01:27:31.369 --> 01:27:32.989
a quote from one of the officers that arrested

01:27:32.989 --> 01:27:39.529
him. Yeah, there's the quote. Anything else?

01:27:43.449 --> 01:27:46.529
What happens, it's no secret, is that we arrest

01:27:46.529 --> 01:27:48.729
people and we get information from people. That's

01:27:48.729 --> 01:27:52.609
how it works. All right, there you go. Don't

01:27:52.609 --> 01:27:56.840
want to be, you know. The hunt is on tonight

01:27:56.840 --> 01:27:58.840
for the vandals who were caught on camera causing

01:27:58.840 --> 01:28:04.039
nearly $100 ,000 in damage to a loser. Luxury

01:28:04.039 --> 01:28:06.119
condominium complex. This looks like a bunch

01:28:06.119 --> 01:28:09.159
of just deadbeat mons. This is in St. Pete. Try

01:28:09.159 --> 01:28:12.859
this in a Celtic morning. You so funny. The vandalism

01:28:12.859 --> 01:28:14.840
happened Saturday night at the residences at

01:28:14.840 --> 01:28:17.640
400 Central Avenue. Yeah, it's like we're here

01:28:17.640 --> 01:28:20.180
in the middle of a nice area, but almost in the

01:28:20.180 --> 01:28:22.539
hood. So you got someone in the hood, people

01:28:22.539 --> 01:28:25.420
lingering. News Channel 8's Eden Hodges has the

01:28:25.420 --> 01:28:28.520
latest on the search for these suspects. The

01:28:28.520 --> 01:28:31.300
front of this building now wearing scars after

01:28:31.300 --> 01:28:34.600
St. Pete police say two men carried out a violent

01:28:34.600 --> 01:28:38.119
act that'll have a hefty price tag. Oh, jeez.

01:28:38.479 --> 01:28:42.920
$96 ,000. That's the estimated cost of damage

01:28:42.920 --> 01:28:45.359
left on one of St. Pete's largest residential

01:28:45.359 --> 01:28:50.140
buildings. A lot of cameras in the downtown area.

01:28:50.560 --> 01:28:54.960
You know, I say. And we are watching. And we're

01:28:54.960 --> 01:28:59.220
seeing on surveillance video. Losers! Talking

01:28:59.220 --> 01:29:01.859
by when one of them stops to rip up the building's

01:29:01.859 --> 01:29:04.600
lighting and use a baseball pitch to throw the

01:29:04.600 --> 01:29:07.460
light at the windows of the 400 Central Building.

01:29:07.779 --> 01:29:09.960
If there was a way to describe the Tampa Bay

01:29:09.960 --> 01:29:13.819
area and its people, it's that story. The days

01:29:13.819 --> 01:29:16.319
are springing forward, falling back, maybe numbered.

01:29:16.460 --> 01:29:18.539
The Senate is now taking up that measure to make

01:29:18.539 --> 01:29:21.520
daylight saving time permanent. Yeah, just leave

01:29:21.520 --> 01:29:24.039
it. The clocks we follow from March to November

01:29:24.039 --> 01:29:27.699
would be in place year round. Hell yeah! Let's

01:29:27.699 --> 01:29:29.989
do it! The problem is you're going to have that

01:29:29.989 --> 01:29:34.189
one dumb boomer that's like, no. The Farmers.

01:29:34.970 --> 01:29:41.350
Shut up. Live from the go, y 'all. Brian and

01:29:41.350 --> 01:29:48.149
the Bulls stand tall. Whatever. Yeah. Bam. Six.

01:29:51.130 --> 01:29:56.939
Yeah. Six mad, but he been in these mics. All

01:29:56.939 --> 01:29:59.300
in ten heights, now the cynic is tight. From

01:29:59.300 --> 01:30:01.720
the berms to the block, that's a hell of a hike.

01:30:01.840 --> 01:30:04.739
Turn the dial, see his name on the lights. He

01:30:04.739 --> 01:30:06.939
got callers on the line, trying to break they

01:30:06.939 --> 01:30:09.420
news. From the side to the sticks, they relate

01:30:09.420 --> 01:30:11.960
to the views. Every segment like a story from

01:30:11.960 --> 01:30:15.000
the avenue. Tell them slick, then shake their

01:30:15.000 --> 01:30:20.119
attitude. This that Chicago news. Hop it out

01:30:20.119 --> 01:30:22.680
and let them choose. From the heights to the

01:30:22.680 --> 01:30:43.640
moon, what it do? Oh, it's gone out with R. Kelly.

01:30:44.100 --> 01:30:49.159
Oh, I should probably see where's the sound coming

01:30:49.159 --> 01:30:54.340
from? Oh, it's muted. You have learned disgraced

01:30:54.340 --> 01:30:57.479
R &B star R. Kelly has now formally asked President

01:30:57.479 --> 01:31:01.060
Trump to commute his 30 -year sentence for sexual

01:31:01.060 --> 01:31:04.100
misconduct convictions. Yeah, let's see if that

01:31:04.100 --> 01:31:07.319
happens. Mm -hmm. We have some breaking news

01:31:07.319 --> 01:31:10.119
now just into our newsroom. It shows moments

01:31:10.119 --> 01:31:13.579
after thieves smashed a car into this BP gas

01:31:13.579 --> 01:31:16.199
station near Marquette and Stony Island. Yeah,

01:31:16.220 --> 01:31:19.340
it's gonna be awkward when you crash the car.

01:31:19.579 --> 01:31:22.449
Mm -hmm. No, yeah, not that. They did not get

01:31:22.449 --> 01:31:25.010
away with the ATM, but you can see the building's

01:31:25.010 --> 01:31:29.229
heavily damaged. That sucks. Mayor Brandon Johnson

01:31:29.229 --> 01:31:31.550
still hasn't said whether he'll seek re -election,

01:31:31.630 --> 01:31:34.350
but a new poll suggests a majority of Chicagoans

01:31:34.350 --> 01:31:39.090
don't want him to. Because he sucks! Every time

01:31:39.090 --> 01:31:41.409
you think you have the worst mayor ever, the

01:31:41.409 --> 01:31:46.270
next one's even worse for Chicago. The same could

01:31:46.270 --> 01:31:48.149
be said about this city. All right, I'm here.

01:31:53.210 --> 01:32:18.729
That being Cleveland. Where the vibes Midwest

01:32:18.729 --> 01:32:22.250
but the struggle overlaps Cleveland news, where

01:32:22.250 --> 01:32:25.409
the truth gets raw Rust belt blues, every crack,

01:32:25.529 --> 01:32:29.590
every flaw Until it takes no sugar, no drop Hoppy

01:32:29.590 --> 01:32:32.630
on the mic spittin' facts, no law Back alleys

01:32:32.630 --> 01:32:35.310
whisper, still grit in the air Hoppy pullin'

01:32:35.430 --> 01:32:37.890
cards, city troops lay bare Bar sharper than

01:32:37.890 --> 01:32:40.289
the skyline, no time to spare Opinion's heavy

01:32:40.289 --> 01:32:44.010
as the lake, but he don't care Radio days static,

01:32:44.109 --> 01:32:46.289
hum in the booth, voice boomin' through the speakers

01:32:46.319 --> 01:32:49.100
I'm hitting with the truth. Tower city shadows

01:32:49.100 --> 01:32:52.739
echoing the youth. Uncut, unpolished. Cleveland's

01:32:52.739 --> 01:32:55.699
the proof. Poppy blends, no rose tint. Just grind

01:32:55.699 --> 01:32:58.659
every segment, a slice of Cleveland's mind. From

01:32:58.659 --> 01:33:01.479
the flats to the heights, stories combined. I'm

01:33:01.479 --> 01:33:20.840
moving on by the done, refined. Cuyahoga County

01:33:20.840 --> 01:33:23.399
is promising changes after a state inspection

01:33:23.399 --> 01:33:25.920
found the jail failed to meet state standards

01:33:25.920 --> 01:33:29.180
in handling a medical emergency that ended with

01:33:29.180 --> 01:33:32.140
a woman's death last year. Yeah, I can imagine

01:33:32.140 --> 01:33:35.039
being in jail in Ohio is not great. Good evening.

01:33:35.119 --> 01:33:37.060
Thanks for being with us. I'm Rob Powers. Tonight,

01:33:37.279 --> 01:33:40.039
businesses in Cleveland are hurting after power

01:33:40.039 --> 01:33:42.880
outages cost them thousands of dollars in lost

01:33:42.880 --> 01:33:46.680
business and supplies. They want to know who's

01:33:46.680 --> 01:33:49.260
going to cover those costs. Yeah, you'll probably

01:33:49.260 --> 01:33:51.460
not get the money back. Also, that's what you

01:33:51.460 --> 01:34:30.060
get for living in Cleveland. Mm -hmm. They used

01:34:30.060 --> 01:34:32.960
the R word here. We think this is hard. It could

01:34:32.960 --> 01:34:35.300
be worse, though. At least we're not Detroit.

01:34:37.079 --> 01:34:40.939
We're not Detroit. Keep people from looking at

01:34:40.939 --> 01:34:42.840
their own lives and realizing how bad they've

01:34:42.840 --> 01:34:47.899
actually gotten, you know? I mean, if you couldn't

01:34:47.899 --> 01:34:50.560
get drunk and paint yourself orange and brown

01:34:50.560 --> 01:34:55.100
every Sunday, you might realize I live in Cleveland.

01:35:01.000 --> 01:35:04.380
Did I used to eat babies in a former life, you

01:35:04.380 --> 01:35:06.020
know? And then you look around at your tiny little

01:35:06.020 --> 01:35:07.699
house that you can't afford because of the mortgage

01:35:07.699 --> 01:35:10.380
crisis and your horrible little sloppy kids who

01:35:10.380 --> 01:35:11.939
will have diabetes by the time they're eight

01:35:11.939 --> 01:35:14.819
because they live on corn syrup and lye. And

01:35:14.819 --> 01:35:17.819
then you look at your big bloated mess of a wife

01:35:17.819 --> 01:35:19.640
and she waddles towards you with her front butt

01:35:19.640 --> 01:35:21.659
going out over the top of her ass and washed

01:35:21.659 --> 01:35:24.220
jeans. And you think, I'm going to go shoot myself

01:35:24.220 --> 01:35:25.899
and my pregnant 12 -year -old daughter, right?

01:35:26.500 --> 01:35:34.090
Yeah. that you said about Cleveland? I didn't

01:35:34.090 --> 01:35:39.310
know that at all. You like it? You think Cleveland's

01:35:39.310 --> 01:35:41.409
cool? I mean, I never heard anybody say, I'm

01:35:41.409 --> 01:35:43.909
going to Cleveland on vacation. I didn't know

01:35:43.909 --> 01:36:16.939
it was so good about Cleveland. Whether you're

01:36:16.939 --> 01:36:21.380
white, or black, or Sasquatch even. As long as

01:36:21.380 --> 01:36:24.539
you follow your dreams, no matter how crazy or

01:36:24.539 --> 01:36:27.899
against the law it is. Except for Sasquatch.

01:36:27.939 --> 01:36:30.859
If your Sasquatch rules are different. Forget

01:36:30.859 --> 01:36:34.560
it, meanwhile. I'm a circus freak. That's all

01:36:34.560 --> 01:36:38.220
I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one of those

01:36:38.220 --> 01:36:40.079
guys who can't wait to get to work in the morning.

01:36:40.199 --> 01:36:49.409
Like a dairy cow. Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh, yes! Yes! Oh!

01:36:54.350 --> 01:36:57.569
That's right. That's right. That's right. That's

01:36:57.569 --> 01:37:00.069
right. That's right. That's right. That's right.

01:37:00.609 --> 01:37:11.289
That's right. That's right. So if there's a few

01:37:11.289 --> 01:37:13.750
bucks left over, you know, go get something nice.

01:37:13.930 --> 01:37:19.609
Yeah! A $9 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh, do you

01:37:19.609 --> 01:37:22.670
have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good, and if you

01:37:22.670 --> 01:37:25.810
got an albino, send her up, too. In, like, 20

01:37:25.810 --> 01:37:28.069
minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so get him up here.

01:37:28.270 --> 01:37:31.270
I had, like, half a bottle of melatonin, six

01:37:31.270 --> 01:37:34.270
beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.

01:37:34.810 --> 01:37:56.939
Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no! in four scientific

01:37:56.939 --> 01:38:01.600
disciplines. Really? Why do you think they call

01:38:01.600 --> 01:38:05.340
me Dr. Quinn? I just thought that was a nickname.

01:38:05.680 --> 01:38:10.920
You know, like Dr. Gray. God, you're stupid.

01:38:15.159 --> 01:38:16.840
God, you're stupid. God, you're stupid. Hey,

01:38:16.939 --> 01:38:20.960
shut your ass. What is it now, Hoop? Have you

01:38:20.960 --> 01:38:24.500
turned on the TV lately? No, why? From Judd Winner,

01:38:24.500 --> 01:38:26.420
the maker of Gals Gone Wild, comes a little something

01:38:26.420 --> 01:38:31.340
for the ladies. Sack Flashers. Awesome. All right.

01:38:31.840 --> 01:38:34.100
It takes balls to do what they're doing, but

01:38:34.100 --> 01:38:36.359
these boys have got them and more. They're Sack

01:38:36.359 --> 01:38:40.520
Flashers. We love Sack Flashers. Oh, it's the

01:38:40.520 --> 01:38:43.939
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2. Sacks in the City. With bonus material. I

01:39:13.199 --> 01:39:22.539
don't think you said his name. We're a too busy

01:39:22.539 --> 01:39:25.939
band to exchange business cards. Don't you go

01:39:25.939 --> 01:39:28.340
Facebook him on the iBox neither. Sheriff says

01:39:28.340 --> 01:39:29.960
you race from down hell down to the library.

01:39:30.199 --> 01:39:33.279
Yeah, you know I do. You're going slow and you

01:39:33.279 --> 01:39:41.619
don't know it all. Whoa, a real live robot. Or

01:39:41.619 --> 01:39:43.880
is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?

01:39:44.340 --> 01:39:48.180
Bite my shiny metal ass. It doesn't look so shiny

01:39:48.180 --> 01:39:52.279
to me. It's shinier than yours, meatbag. Ooooooh!

01:40:22.159 --> 01:40:33.920
And that is that. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. It's

01:40:33.920 --> 01:40:41.739
time for Hoppy in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio

01:40:41.739 --> 01:40:44.479
.com Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably

01:40:44.479 --> 01:40:47.779
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

01:40:48.060 --> 01:40:53.819
all I smell is... We also need to be affectionate,

01:40:53.819 --> 01:40:56.640
and you can see that with Barack and Michelle

01:40:56.640 --> 01:40:59.739
as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,

01:40:59.960 --> 01:41:05.699
even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen

01:41:05.699 --> 01:41:08.279
was so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel

01:41:08.279 --> 01:41:10.739
like listening to this next song, you can skip

01:41:10.739 --> 01:41:13.600
over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride

01:41:13.600 --> 01:41:17.199
in his selection, so stick around, folks. I'm

01:41:17.199 --> 01:41:27.899
the winner. Do it like my birthday. Do it like

01:41:27.899 --> 01:41:30.640
my birthday. Do it like my, do it like my, do

01:41:30.640 --> 01:41:32.000
it like my, do it like my, do it like my, do

01:41:32.000 --> 01:41:33.500
it like my, do it like my, do it like my, do

01:41:33.500 --> 01:41:33.680
it like my, do it like my, do it like my, do

01:41:33.680 --> 01:41:34.060
it like my, do it like my, do it like my, do

01:41:34.060 --> 01:41:34.359
it like my, do it like my, do it like my, do

01:41:34.359 --> 01:41:34.359
it like my, do it like my, do it like my, do

01:41:34.359 --> 01:41:34.640
it like my, do it like my, do it like my, do

01:41:34.640 --> 01:41:35.600
it like my, do it like my, do it like my, do

01:41:35.600 --> 01:41:35.920
it like my, do it like my, do it like my, do

01:41:35.920 --> 01:41:37.800
it like my, do it like my, do it like my, do

01:41:37.800 --> 01:41:39.079
it like my, do it like my, do it like my, do

01:41:39.079 --> 01:41:42.840
it like my, do it like my, do it like my, do

01:41:42.840 --> 01:41:45.399
it like my, do it like my, do it like my, do

01:41:45.399 --> 01:42:52.090
it like my, do it We'll be right back. Ay, I'm

01:42:52.090 --> 01:42:55.550
vanilla When I get done, she gon' bring me macheta

01:42:55.550 --> 01:42:58.470
It's just the beginning, it only gets better

01:42:58.470 --> 01:43:01.350
Now wear my hat, hat, hat Now wear my shirt,

01:43:01.430 --> 01:43:04.109
shirt You'll never do it like the last day of

01:43:04.109 --> 01:43:07.090
earth And if you really want to spill on the

01:43:07.090 --> 01:43:10.109
deal You'll sound like a mug, yeah, I do the

01:43:10.109 --> 01:43:13.449
mug Do it like my birthday, do it like my birthday

01:43:13.449 --> 01:43:27.670
Do it like my birthday This bad new Gucci bag

01:43:27.670 --> 01:43:30.390
matchin' Gucci pumps Shoes matchin' the belt,

01:43:30.510 --> 01:43:33.149
skirt matchin' the blouse Chain matchin' the

01:43:33.149 --> 01:43:35.890
rack, yeah, I'm doin' my thing Got, got so many

01:43:35.890 --> 01:43:38.970
haters, why is so many hatin'? Sick like a mental

01:43:38.970 --> 01:43:41.329
patient, I floss like a dentist patient This

01:43:41.329 --> 01:43:43.550
shit testin' my patience, this shit workin' my

01:43:43.550 --> 01:43:45.970
nerve I'm gettin' spinnin' that money like the

01:43:45.970 --> 01:43:48.409
church in the cave Layin' on gay skin, blowin'

01:43:48.409 --> 01:43:53.510
trish in the wind Just like, yeah, yeah Whoppin'

01:43:53.510 --> 01:43:55.869
those tags, these diesels bustin' the tag, I'm

01:43:55.869 --> 01:43:57.979
a winner When I'm goin' hard to get up, goin'

01:43:58.260 --> 01:44:00.960
mad top Models all around me, so I'm buyin' up

01:44:00.960 --> 01:44:03.920
the bomb I'm a hood star, and I'm partin' like

01:44:03.920 --> 01:44:06.640
a rock star I'm better on lean, got my pick,

01:44:06.720 --> 01:44:09.279
game meanin' You can't upgrade me, mommy, I'm

01:44:09.279 --> 01:44:12.000
the drop three, chainin' I do it like, I do it

01:44:12.000 --> 01:44:14.460
like, I do it like, I do it like, I do it like,

01:44:14.460 --> 01:44:15.960
I do it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do

01:44:15.960 --> 01:44:48.109
it like, I do it like I do it like my birthday,

01:44:48.210 --> 01:44:51.170
I do it like it hurts Watch him, he's bad, just

01:44:51.170 --> 01:45:33.789
do it in the worst way We'll be right back. Oh,

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go, go, go, go, go, go Outro Music Don't be putting

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no changes in my journey. I want two hot liggas,

01:51:57.800 --> 01:52:03.079
pal. Smoke, jang, smoke, y 'all. Smoke, jang,

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smoke, y 'all. All on the earth. I don't even

01:52:06.939 --> 01:52:10.159
care. Speech all slurred. Nothing in my cup.

01:52:10.279 --> 01:52:13.079
Shit, it's all good. Y 'all hiding the motherfucker

01:52:13.079 --> 01:52:16.539
making up words. Looking like men. I like them

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light skin. Two at a time. I can't walk, I, I,

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I, I can't talk Broken from the day to the dark

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People all for square, but my goons don't pee

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This drink's on you, all eyes on me And niggas

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Party going all night, when we kick it, kick

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it hard Niggas, they smoking, they be getting

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choked out Mix it with some liquor, nigga, we

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in Edmonton, St. Petersburg. Women's self -defense

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classes, kids' classes, MMA classes, whatever

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the hell you need. I'll go. Hi there. WatchJaysPrinting

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.com, the best printing company in all the Bay

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Area. Business cards, posters, yard signs, whatever

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the hell you need, print it up. I'll go. Hi there.

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Finally, I mentally all like me. Mm -hmm. If

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you live in Florida or Maryland, go to counselingoncall

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.net and there you can sign on. Hi, we're going

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to come back and I'll be out and keep this party

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going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco

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DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look normal, but the

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truth is, I have a condition known as autism.

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That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.

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That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless

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of who they are. People with autism normally

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have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication

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skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.

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In a recent study, people with autism are less

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likely to have a job and more likely to become

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homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends

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and family, having a college education. I have

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even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as

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an honorary personality for many years. Always

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remember that people with autism want the same

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things as you, to be happy and successful. To

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find out more about autism, please contact your

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local mental health center or visit autismspeech

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.org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate

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your kindness. See I've been waiting for oh so

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long Hoping and praying that one day I'm gone

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The lights are out so let's get started, started,

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started out here Without you, together we keep

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breaking the ground I'm gonna do it because you

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showed me how to I never realized how close you

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are to me Today, I wanna stay inside We'll be

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right back. Enjoy dissolving in the air But we'll

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keep the rhythm Oh, that's just so unfair All

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my fuzz and fuzz The laughter's growing dim Ear

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drums mixing Hoppy like fingers without rings

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VHX to FM Shoutouts hit the street But soon the

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sound will vanish Like shadows in the heat The

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hoppy hour is coming to a close Radio waves fading

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like a wilting rose Laugh and enjoy dissolving

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in the air Oh, life's just so unfair. Oh, life's

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pleasant, but the laughter's growing dim. Ear

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drums mix in hoppy like fingers without rings.

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Gated checks to F and M. Shadows hit the street,

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but soon the sound will vanish like shadows in

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the heat. Oh, the hoppy hour is coming too close.

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Radio waves fading like a wilted rose. Laughter

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and joy. Dissolving in the air but we'll keep

02:00:42.939 --> 02:00:50.060
the rhythm Oh life's just so unfair Oh life's

02:00:50.060 --> 02:00:58.399
just so unfair Tuned in every night like clockwork

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to a show Now it's time to face the silence like

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a TV on snow Riot happy held the mic with humor

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so divine The void left in our hearts wider than

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a canyon line Outro Music RyanHockeyRadio .com

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You probably had Taco Bell before. Whatever.

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Poppy hour is now over. Poppy hour is now over.

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Game over. This concludes our broadcast day.

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Good night. And God bless America. Doors closing.