MID AF! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.13.26)

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Stand by. I saw this headline here and this made

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me absolutely mad. Why is it that everybody always

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needs to get along with Taylor Swift? Why can't

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we have opposing opinions? I thought that was

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the basis of America. was having opposing opinions.

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And this New York Knicks broadcaster, Monica

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McNutt, was seen on a video saying that, oh,

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Taylor's not a real fan, blah, blah, blah, when

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they were live, their mics were hot or something.

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And I was proud of her. I was like, good, call

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out Taylor for being an annoying broad. Mm -hmm.

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Well, here she is being interviewed by TMZ Sports

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saying, sorry, it's so annoying. We gotta talk

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about that. Nothing crazy, but we gotta ask.

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So I read some of your comments in the comments.

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This paparazzi's voice is so annoying. Can you

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imagine dating her? For you in the comments.

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Swifties, I appreciate your passion. I said what

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I said. And here's the deal. If I'm wrong, I

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am wrong, apparently, because she's got an OG

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Amari Saldana jersey. That doesn't mean deadly

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squat. Only in New York. Hold on one second.

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Why do you got that? Bang, bang. Only in my city,

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guys. Right. I'm just following. I did not know,

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but here's the deal. Context, I literally just

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did a piece on Celebrity Row. I've been with

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this organization for five years. I know these

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folks. Ben Stiller, his wife, Christine, like...

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Yeah, so she knows that she's a clown face, sir!

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Mm -hmm. I agree, yeah. Fat Joe, like, I had

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not seen her here this year or last year. Get

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it, girl. And we just saw her in Cleveland with

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her fiance. Obviously, trash supports the Cavs.

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She didn't have any mixed paraphernalia, so I

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did not know of her next boy. No one did. She's

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not a fan. She wanted to get attention. Because

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everything's about her. There's actually been

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reports that she might be on the spectrum, and

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I would not deny it. She's a weird girl. See,

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we're shut off from T -Swift like we could be

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united in orange and blue, like it's her. Okay,

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I love that. So you're standing on it. I mean,

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I did not know. I apologize if I'm wrong. and

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apparently I'm wrong. I think she's doing a good

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job of saying sorry just to shut up those parasocial

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Swifties. Oh no, she's not a fan. You know, she's

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like, where's Carmelo? Sorry, but I did not know

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because we've seen, come on now, every celebrity

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that's a mixed man been in the field in a year.

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Yeah, she hasn't been in any other games but

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that dirty rotten moron had to make it about

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her. So, it's all good. And this girl's a lot

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prettier than Taylor. By the way, Anybody is

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prettier than Taylor. I don't get the Taylor

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Swift type. No, I'm not being an incel. No, she's

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not ugly. But she is just not that pretty. Now,

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we got to put it out there. So you said that

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she has an OG jersey. There are pictures of the

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Amari Stoudemire era. That's where the origin

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story is. So shout out to her because that means

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she's been in the trenches. I have just not seen

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her. That was a good job of not saying sorry,

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but saying sorry enough to shut up the moronic

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Swifties. Here's Paul Pierce going off on streamers.

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You know what I'm mad, though? I'm calling out

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all you goddamn streamers. Oh, yeah, this is

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like old hat. and radio hating on podcasting.

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You're a dinosaur. I'm calling out all you other

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motherfuckers who ain't got no talent getting

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money. This is what y 'all doing because y 'all

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really nerds in real life. You're the cool junk.

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Then you poop yourself in the NBA finals. And

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y 'all going out here spending money on these

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chicks because y 'all couldn't get them in real

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life. Well that is a good point. That's a very

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good point. Because Because y 'all weak. I wanted

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to not agree with him. I really, I really, I

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did. But my lord is he accurate there. And y

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'all only popular because y 'all getting money

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off of this and that. Y 'all ain't got no gang.

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So y 'all going out here and putting the price

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of a girl up to a certain level. That is a very

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good point. Buying them Birkin bags. That was

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funny how I said bags. And things they don't

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need. To where now, you got all these girls out

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here thinking they can get dollars like that.

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Oh yeah, they're busters. She said that shit

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like that when you got cats out here. Hey, yeah,

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yeah, give you $100 ,000, $2 million. Man, that

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shit is weak. I agree. I wanted to disagree with

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Paul Pierce because I was a fan of the Kobe Bryant

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Lakers. But I'm kind of agreeing with him. I

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ain't mad at y 'all getting y 'all money, but

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y 'all driving the price up too much. To where

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y 'all got these girls out here all in their

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head thinking they can just... I mean, in the

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beginning part when he called them nerds or whatever,

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that was low -hanging fruit. But now he's speaking

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the truth. Squares out here. It's real squares

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out here y 'all following. It's very true. Really.

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And paying these females hundreds of thousands,

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millions, and gassing them up. So now, motherfuckers

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come out and they're like 15 million. Y 'all

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all right? Man, he's a miserable guy. Remember

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when he got fired from Disney for having strippers

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at his house or possibly prostitutes and they're

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playing poker? Here, here, pop a gun. All right,

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whatever. Yeah, he kind of has a good time, but

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he kind of comes off like an entitled brat. Selena

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Gomez is proving there's no bad blood between

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her and Taylor Swift. All right, so after the

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Spurs lost to the Knicks, she commented on an

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MTV post showing Taylor Swift at the Knicks game

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and she commented, LOL. And then on her story,

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she posted pictures of her from the past wearing

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a Spurs jersey implying, I'm a real fan and you're

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not. And then what she did was she deleted that

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said post. Honey, it lives on forever. Ah! after

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the actress commented LOL underneath an Instagram

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roundup from Game 4 of the NBA Finals that had

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photos of various celebrities in attendance,

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including Taylor. Oh, some nutty. She's like,

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how can I get publicity? By the way, I was going

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to say earlier that she does things when there's

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an album coming out. Well, I mean, Toy Story

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5 is coming out. So maybe that was to promote

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it because everything she does is about publicity.

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The show doesn't have an original opinion or

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personality or bounty. Her very skinny little,

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you know, chicken -like body. The Rare Beauty

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founder clarified speculation that she was shaving

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her longtime pal. And it was just so autistic

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watching her dancing. I'm dancing. I'm dancing.

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Selena writes on her Instagram stories June 11th,

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quote, woke up and was sent so many texts. Oh,

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yeah, I know she didn't regret it. She's probably

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a little tipsy. Maybe I'm like a two -day dry

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spell with Benny Blanca. She's probably emotional

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about the spares. But never insult my friends,

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nor... She's not your friend, honey. Shut up.

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Why can't people just trash Taylor and just stick

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by it? I'll trash her to the moron! Wasn't an

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insult. The comment was a reaction to the first

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slide on the page. No, it wasn't. You're lying.

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Stop lying. You're bipolar and bipolar. People

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like me do bombastic things and I regret it after.

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33 -year -old also made sure to explain another

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Instagram story she posted the previous night.

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She wrote, quote, mad respect for the game. Congrats

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to the peeps that represent. What a comeback.

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Shut up. Why can't anybody stick by their opinion

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that they're annoyed by the fakeness of Taylor

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Swift? Why did the Knicks reporter, play -by

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-play girl, whatever she is, why did she have

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to say sorry? Taylor Swift is fake! She's a walking

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publicity machine. It works for her, but she's

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fake. Stick by it. So funny how some are all

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of a sudden fans, though, lol. Yeah, it's very

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true. So that's her saying sorry, and also saying...

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You're kind of fake. Selena further explains

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it was all about the opposing team. No, it wasn't.

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Clarified. Quote, second, I bet my friends on

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the game. Ah, yeah, so she lost to Beck. It's

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in the text chain. I post it. I lost, but was

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poking at my opponents, my friends. God, why

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does nobody stick by their opinion? You don't

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like Taylor and that's fine. She's not very likable.

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She's not annoying. Let's talk about a recent

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viral moment that's world buzzing. And it's Boosie

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going off on A $AP Rocky for wearing the thong.

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I swear to God, I think Boosie wants penis more

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than anything. This guy right here always has

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to talk about people that might do things that

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are a little flammish, because he wants penis.

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This time involving Boosie and A $AP Rocky. A

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video started circulating online that appeared

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to show Rocky performing on stage in what looked

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like thong underwear. Hell yeah! He must have

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forgot to do laundry and was like, Hey, Rihanna,

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can I wear one of your thongs? Boosie didn't

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hold back. He jumped on social media, expressing

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his disbelief and... Disgust. He even questioned

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if - He said, this gotta be AI. I know this N

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-word ain't got a thong on. This gotta be AI.

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If not, who just said they could go start wearing

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thongs? I feel sorry for the little boys in this

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world. Man, he is all about little boys. It's

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very off -putting. The same guy that got a prostitute

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for his 15 -year -old. He's a scumbag! Clip was

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AI -generated before jokingly declaring, I'm

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going back to sleep. This world coming to an

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end. Yeah, your career came to an end a while

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ago. Others quickly pointed out that Rocky was

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actually wearing nude -colored boxer briefs with

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a black band. Yeah, so it's on the top of Boozy's

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mind is anything that's gay. Because he's probably

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bi. On a song. Alright, well, he got kind of

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proven to be an idiot. Why? Because Boozy Badass

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is an idiot. He had songs. Zoom. Zoom, zoom,

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zoom. But he's still an idiot. Idiot, idiot.

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Happy Hot Topic! Key vote on the new Tampa Bay

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Rave Stadium proposed for Tampa. Push back again.

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I swear to God, there is something fishy about

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them. We all know that I had the inside info

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that there was never a deal in Tampa prior to

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this. And to me, that energy always will translate.

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There's something very sketchy about them. They

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want other people to pay for the stadium even

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though they have the money. Because they're cheap.

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They never pay for players. They let everybody

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go. Any of the players that are on this team

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right now, I'm not going to be there in 10 years.

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We're a professional minor league team. And they're

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just pushing us back and all the attention for

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the last two freaking years since October 2024

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during the hurricane has been about the race

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and not really rebuilding the area. Today, members

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of Tampa's Community Redevelopment Agency rejected

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one proposal to delay the item until July before.

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This is what they always do. They delay it because

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they're just letting time go by. Agreeing to

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continue it until August as questions about that

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deal remain. This is George McCurdy. Arthur joins

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us live in Tampa. I have such a crush on this

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woman. With more on the story, Georgia. Yeah,

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Stacey and Josh, delays, delays, and more delays.

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This is the whole problem. And I know the area

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was so excited, not really, all 20 ,000 of those

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fans. And everybody was kind of excited about

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the new stadium and whatnot. But I'm telling

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you, I've been around the organization. They're

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like a tortoise in a race. They move very slowly.

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I know the tortoise wins. I ain't got it. That

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was not the best example of what I'm trying to

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say. But I'm just saying they move slowly because

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they're almost gaslighting us. After weeks of

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debates on proposed race stadium deals, city

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leaders just ultimately decided they're still

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not ready to have that conference. Yeah, because

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they're gaslighting you. It's kind of like when

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you're dating a friend with benefits and you

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don't know if you should break up or not, but

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you keep pushing it back. You keep trying to

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make it work. This is the same thing. The Community

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Redevelopment Agency was scheduled to vote on

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a non -binding memorandum of understanding for

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the proposed Tampa Bay Rays stadium. All this

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work for a baseball team that's never going to

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win a World Series. The agreement outlines a

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framework for the development, funding, construction,

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and operation of the stadium. The Rays will still

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pay more than half the capital. But they should

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be paying all of it. It's not hard to spot the

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body. I don't even pay $800 million. Just stay

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at the drop at the dump, but it's your home.

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And the city, $80 million, and the CRA, $100

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million. What a waste of money and attention

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that is. You know what? To all the race fans,

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they get mad that I speak the truth. Mm -hmm.

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I'm just telling you, they don't care about you.

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A lot of times, I'll be out and about, and I'll

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hear people talk about the race, and they just,

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they're getting castled. They don't care. Do

00:14:02.720 --> 00:14:08.519
you guys have $5 hot dogs? Good for you. I'm

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telling you, this area protected Jeff Knight.

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I literally was the only media figure that called

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out Jeff Knight, and that's a problem. Everybody's

00:14:18.980 --> 00:14:21.539
like, oh, but he owns businesses around here.

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He killed them, honey. And ladies and gentlemen,

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I mean, he didn't like murder them, but ladies

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and gentlemen, boys and girls, he was on a ferry

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that took someone's life. Now, if they took his

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life, the Hispanic man, you know, I should be

00:14:35.250 --> 00:14:37.850
calling and whatnot. But he was totally sober.

00:14:38.149 --> 00:14:41.750
Mm -hmm. And not on anything like mushrooms or

00:14:41.750 --> 00:14:46.509
weed. Mm -hmm. Because when you blow the FWC

00:14:46.509 --> 00:14:48.750
test and get a 0 -0, when he was on the phone

00:14:48.750 --> 00:14:50.690
with Kevin Haisley, that totally means you had

00:14:50.690 --> 00:14:54.629
nothing else in your body. Shut up. Mm -hmm.

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Mm -hmm. Two passengers who were on the Clearwater

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ferry the day a boat crashed into it are now

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suing the ferry operator, the boat driver, and

00:15:05.299 --> 00:15:07.620
the company that owned that. The comment on YouTube

00:15:07.620 --> 00:15:10.299
was, this was 100 % cocaine night's fault, not

00:15:10.299 --> 00:15:14.279
the ferry. Why would you say that? He's never

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done cocaine. Boat. Prominent local businessman

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Jeffrey Knight is currently facing charges for

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that April 2025 crash. He just looks like a scumbag.

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his loser nipple baby son. I don't care that

00:15:29.570 --> 00:15:31.970
you're on St. Pete. You're a loser. I got you

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a Celtus punch -out. You got the personality

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of a dead rat. You got the personality of a plum

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that's been laying down in the sun all day. He's

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already facing multiple lawsuits, but he'll be

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fine because it's originally here. Oh, he's protected

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around here. My Celtus shoves over to the ground.

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You got all this. This is the first to name the

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Clearwater Ferry. The crash killed one person

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and injured 10 of them. No, I beg to ask. If

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it was in reverse. You know, everybody would

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have their pitchforks. There's the new lawsuit

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alleges the ferry was operated in a dangerous

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manner. You get the whole thing? Breaking news!

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It comes after concerns over whether some of

00:16:10.250 --> 00:16:14.870
the lights were working. And totally to do about

00:16:14.870 --> 00:16:19.029
the lights. And nothing else! Jeffrey Knight,

00:16:19.110 --> 00:16:23.789
kiss my ass! I don't care that you used to give

00:16:23.789 --> 00:16:25.950
people affordable kibble with night enter prices.

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I think you're a scumbag, and I don't believe

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in an afterlife, but if there is one, you're

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going to burn in hell, bitch. That's how I feel.

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14 days in a row I have produced this show. 14

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days in a row. I have given it my all. Or maybe.

00:16:57.110 --> 00:17:00.669
I don't know. Who cares? Whatever. And now, back

00:17:00.669 --> 00:17:04.150
to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's

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Hot 97 .7. Hello, Joseph Carlin. Remember me?

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If you were a nepo baby, you will probably hate

00:17:12.589 --> 00:17:14.609
it, but still listen to Hoppy Hour with Ryan

00:17:14.609 --> 00:17:18.730
Hoppy. Attention, FM DJs. Your morning show prep

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begins now. Loud. Rude. Aggressive. And those

00:17:24.859 --> 00:17:27.779
are his good qualities. A sick person with a

00:17:27.779 --> 00:17:46.250
powerful tool. Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan

00:17:46.250 --> 00:17:48.769
Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to Hoppy Hour.

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Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes,

00:17:57.769 --> 00:18:00.130
now. What? Now, now, now, now. If I hit this

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button, boom, the whole program's going to start.

00:18:02.410 --> 00:18:04.910
Okay, we'll hit it. All right. Uh, what is it?

00:18:19.620 --> 00:18:23.859
The semen was so big. And now for something completely

00:18:23.859 --> 00:18:29.839
different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,

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Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.

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It's time for Hoppy's Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour

00:19:17.490 --> 00:19:22.089
with Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah. I got a voicemail

00:19:22.089 --> 00:19:28.630
at 856 - 49 Hoppy, that's 856 -494 -6773. I didn't

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listen to the voicemail because it's not worth

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giving my ears a listen, but I scanned through

00:19:35.930 --> 00:19:39.529
the transcript and it pretty much said that last

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week during my rant about the comic community,

00:19:41.609 --> 00:19:46.970
I said that I have 250 ,000 listens. I didn't

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say listeners! Although I've had 800 ,000 listeners

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since 2012. I said, I didn't say 250 ,000 listeners.

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I said 250 ,000 listens with 10 ,000 people a

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month. If they listen to Tucson or if they listen

00:20:04.890 --> 00:20:08.509
to two or three shows a month, that averages

00:20:08.509 --> 00:20:14.150
about 30 ,000, 20 ,000 listens times 12 is about

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24. Uh, it's about 240 ,000. I could barely do

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math. Something like that. So it's really 10

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,000 listeners a month. I'm honest. Some radio

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shows, they're like, oh, we're so big. I'm being

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real. Okay. The sports radio I worked in, they

00:20:33.640 --> 00:20:36.059
got like 3 ,000 listens a morning on their show.

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I mean, I'm saying people hear what they want

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to hear. Okay. That's what they do. Yeah. Let

00:20:47.349 --> 00:20:51.329
me do this real quick. 10 ,000 times. Let's say

00:20:51.329 --> 00:20:53.609
they listen to two shows a month. It's 20 ,000

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times 12, 240 ,000. I did the math. Yeah. I don't,

00:21:00.849 --> 00:21:03.430
you know, it's funny though. It's kind of infuriating

00:21:03.430 --> 00:21:06.480
in my opinion. You would never know that I have

00:21:06.480 --> 00:21:10.740
10 ,000 listeners of Cleveland, Tampa Bay, Rochester,

00:21:11.319 --> 00:21:16.539
California, Fresno, Chicago. You would never

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know. Because let me see my latest YouTube videos.

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Oh, I got seven news here. Three views, seven,

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three, five, zero, 18, 13, 14, two, 13, 22, four,

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one. Yeah. You would think I'm a schlub. But

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on my YouTube page in the last month, I have

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had, let's see here, 11 ,000 people. So you had

00:21:44.170 --> 00:21:48.549
11 ,000 on YouTube per month, plus 10 ,000 on

00:21:48.549 --> 00:21:51.910
the podcasting apps. That's 20 ,000. So I actually

00:21:51.910 --> 00:21:56.200
have 20 ,000 listeners a month. Also. I notice

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in this podcast insult subculture, I'll notice

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it on these Reddit pages because I'm on Reddit

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pages for stupid podcasts and radio shows. Like

00:22:07.019 --> 00:22:10.359
that pathetic, almost said stutter verse. I don't

00:22:10.359 --> 00:22:11.920
know what that would be. The dabble verse with

00:22:11.920 --> 00:22:14.240
John Melendez stuttering John. That's what I

00:22:14.240 --> 00:22:17.019
was thinking of. All these people go, oh my God,

00:22:17.039 --> 00:22:21.059
he only has 2 ,500 views, but this podcast. You're

00:22:21.059 --> 00:22:23.680
not contributing anything to society, creative

00:22:23.680 --> 00:22:28.849
wise. You go out there and do a podcast. You

00:22:28.849 --> 00:22:33.890
think it's so easy. You know what I mean? It's

00:22:33.890 --> 00:22:38.490
not rocket science. Anyone can do it. It's just

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a question of if it's good. And it's honestly,

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maybe I'm proving the point that it pisses me

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off a little bit. But you would never know that

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I have 20 ,000 listeners a month. That's the

00:22:51.910 --> 00:22:54.430
size of, let me see how many people can go. One

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time. For Cleveland listeners, progressive field

00:22:58.700 --> 00:23:05.460
attendance capacity, 34 ,000. So about two -thirds

00:23:05.460 --> 00:23:08.240
of progressive field at Cleveland listens to

00:23:08.240 --> 00:23:15.420
my show. Amelie Arena in Tampa Bay, 19 ,000.

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So pretty much a whole hockey arena listens to

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me now. Guys like MJ have like 400 ,000. I don't

00:23:24.750 --> 00:23:27.930
even know I'm going on this route. The hater

00:23:27.930 --> 00:23:31.970
knew it pissed me off and it did. But you know

00:23:31.970 --> 00:23:35.890
what? Unlike other podcasts in the comic community

00:23:35.890 --> 00:23:41.789
where they pay for views and have a zero comments.

00:23:42.869 --> 00:23:46.309
I would rather have seven listeners on a video.

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Oh, seven downloads. Then you know. Pay for listens.

00:23:53.309 --> 00:23:56.930
Also, I got a nice message here from radio legend,

00:23:57.170 --> 00:24:04.609
Ed Till. He said, it's always, he commented on

00:24:04.609 --> 00:24:07.950
my post, always great to hear from you. Thanks,

00:24:07.970 --> 00:24:10.869
brother. Your dedication to your craft can be

00:24:10.869 --> 00:24:14.450
seen in all your posts. I'm following your success,

00:24:14.730 --> 00:24:17.730
Ryan, as you're an up and coming radio legend.

00:24:17.789 --> 00:24:24.880
Oh, thank you. He was at Real Radio 104 .1, which

00:24:24.880 --> 00:24:26.940
I never worked at. I always wanted to work there,

00:24:27.000 --> 00:24:28.819
but now they're downsizing. They got rid of that

00:24:28.819 --> 00:24:30.700
Sabrina girl from the News Junkie, which is stupid.

00:24:31.900 --> 00:24:34.400
But I always wanted to be on Real Radio 104 .1.

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I was at 102 .5, the button close enough. And

00:24:37.039 --> 00:24:39.680
I always respected the people that worked there

00:24:39.680 --> 00:24:42.500
before. And I worked directly with Drew Garabo,

00:24:42.660 --> 00:24:45.640
who worked, I believe, with Ed Till. So you look

00:24:45.640 --> 00:24:47.460
at Ed Till's social media and you see a little

00:24:47.460 --> 00:24:50.700
bit of the Drew Garabo influence. Brian Munchie

00:24:50.700 --> 00:24:53.420
Donovan from iHeart. Kane's old sidekick. The

00:24:53.420 --> 00:24:55.700
head of social media for Florida at iHeart. Good

00:24:55.700 --> 00:24:59.480
guy enough. He said that you're always the first

00:24:59.480 --> 00:25:01.400
person you work with. So there's an example there.

00:25:02.940 --> 00:25:07.160
That's some inside baseball. For my radio nerds!

00:25:10.630 --> 00:25:13.910
So I have a window in this studio. I can see

00:25:13.910 --> 00:25:17.009
out. And when it's sunny out, I'm in a good mood.

00:25:17.190 --> 00:25:19.130
We're hanging out. But I'm looking out right

00:25:19.130 --> 00:25:24.230
now. It's cloudy. Probably going to rain. Yeah,

00:25:24.309 --> 00:25:27.009
you don't like when it rains, dude. I mean, if

00:25:27.009 --> 00:25:29.119
you're listening in Seattle. You probably like

00:25:29.119 --> 00:25:32.900
when it's going to rain. But me, this is my favorite

00:25:32.900 --> 00:25:35.740
mother, man. All right. Ah, hey. And now here's

00:25:35.740 --> 00:25:37.539
Ollie Williams with the Black U weather forecast.

00:25:37.940 --> 00:25:40.480
Ollie? You could not do that term now, Black

00:25:40.480 --> 00:25:42.640
U weather. It's going to rain. Thanks, Ollie.

00:25:42.859 --> 00:25:44.980
In local news, we have more on the approach of

00:25:44.980 --> 00:25:47.339
Hurricane RuPaul, which is working his or her

00:25:47.339 --> 00:25:49.839
way up the coast. Let's go live to Ollie Williams

00:25:49.839 --> 00:25:52.200
with the Black U weather report. Ollie? It's

00:25:52.200 --> 00:25:54.279
raining sideways. Sounds rough, Ollie. Do you

00:25:54.279 --> 00:25:56.480
have an umbrella? Had one. Where is it? Inside

00:25:56.480 --> 00:25:59.700
out. Is there anything we can do for you? What

00:25:59.700 --> 00:26:07.480
kind? All right, we'll get on that. Let's see

00:26:07.480 --> 00:26:10.440
what we have here. Do we have something right

00:26:10.440 --> 00:26:17.579
here I want to play for you? Yes, you know. I

00:26:17.579 --> 00:26:21.220
do. To my Illinois listeners, this is the podcast,

00:26:21.400 --> 00:26:31.140
not real life. So it did not hit the Chicago

00:26:31.140 --> 00:26:34.140
area. The Chicago media was like, tornadoes hit

00:26:34.140 --> 00:26:37.500
Chicago area. It hit Illinois. From what I could

00:26:37.500 --> 00:26:44.359
tell. Actually, let's call my mom. Because there

00:26:44.359 --> 00:26:48.519
was a tornado near Oak Lawn. What is my mom's

00:26:48.519 --> 00:26:51.519
name? Is that the right 224? Let's see if we

00:26:51.519 --> 00:26:57.569
can call her. Reminds me of middle school when

00:26:57.569 --> 00:27:03.710
we had ducking cover. Let's see if she picks

00:27:03.710 --> 00:27:06.329
up. Or if this will be like War of the Roses.

00:27:07.589 --> 00:27:16.369
Mom, you got cheated on. Pick up. I'm going to

00:27:16.369 --> 00:27:24.619
text her. Pick up. It's me. Your call has been

00:27:24.619 --> 00:27:26.940
forwarded to voicemail. Let's try it one more

00:27:26.940 --> 00:27:29.220
time. This is how you know the War of the Roses

00:27:29.220 --> 00:27:32.519
on, like, the Joe show on FLZ is fake. Because

00:27:32.519 --> 00:27:34.539
the person picks up every time. Oh, yeah, because

00:27:34.539 --> 00:27:36.720
right now it's 9 a .m., 9 .30 a .m. in Illinois

00:27:36.720 --> 00:27:39.819
on Saturday. And my mom's up. She didn't pick

00:27:39.819 --> 00:27:40.720
up. Do you think you're going to want to pick

00:27:40.720 --> 00:27:42.799
up at 7 a .m. to talk to Joseph Carballo and

00:27:42.799 --> 00:27:45.380
Ashley Nix and Jed, whatever his last name is,

00:27:45.480 --> 00:27:52.140
to talk about being cheated on? Mm -hmm. Oh,

00:27:52.140 --> 00:27:56.039
it is. Hello? Hi, why didn't you pick up before?

00:27:56.920 --> 00:27:59.339
I didn't recognize the number. You always need

00:27:59.339 --> 00:28:02.480
to recognize 856 -49 -HOPI. I want to ask you,

00:28:02.500 --> 00:28:06.500
Mom. So, I'm talking about the tornadoes right

00:28:06.500 --> 00:28:08.640
now that were in Illinois. How bad was it near

00:28:08.640 --> 00:28:12.339
the house? Just really, really bad wind. Not

00:28:12.339 --> 00:28:18.619
too scary. Did the electricity go out? No. Where

00:28:18.619 --> 00:28:20.380
was the worst? Cause I know it hits street or

00:28:20.380 --> 00:28:22.259
Illinois, which I never heard of, but where was

00:28:22.259 --> 00:28:24.500
the worst part in the Chicago area? Was it maybe

00:28:24.500 --> 00:28:26.539
midway near like where our friend Penny lives?

00:28:27.839 --> 00:28:31.180
Um, yeah. And further South, I think. Yeah. But

00:28:31.180 --> 00:28:32.680
that's kind of not, that's what I was saying

00:28:32.680 --> 00:28:35.059
is like CBS was saying in the Chicago area, but

00:28:35.059 --> 00:28:38.430
that's never, it's more Rockford. Yeah, maybe

00:28:38.430 --> 00:28:42.089
not Rockford. Rockford's north. In the higher

00:28:42.089 --> 00:28:45.130
suburbs. I'm really glad that our cousins don't

00:28:45.130 --> 00:28:47.329
go to NIU right now because that is a wind tunnel

00:28:47.329 --> 00:28:50.470
over there. Yeah, yeah. When I was visiting them

00:28:50.470 --> 00:28:51.970
on campus two months ago and we were sitting

00:28:51.970 --> 00:28:55.849
in the pool room, you could hear the wind. I'll

00:28:55.849 --> 00:28:58.710
just check it in. I was watching a tornado. I

00:28:58.710 --> 00:29:01.509
could not believe how bad it was in Illinois

00:29:01.509 --> 00:29:04.390
because usually it's more like Tulsa or Missouri,

00:29:04.589 --> 00:29:07.799
but we got hit. I think they said seven tornadoes

00:29:07.799 --> 00:29:10.480
altogether. Yeah, these were big tornadoes. These

00:29:10.480 --> 00:29:13.940
were in like the tornadoes in like 07, 08 when

00:29:13.940 --> 00:29:17.680
I was just playing a tornado alarm. It's so obnoxious

00:29:17.680 --> 00:29:19.119
because we don't really have one for hurricanes

00:29:19.119 --> 00:29:22.420
in Florida. By the way, I want to get the expert

00:29:22.420 --> 00:29:27.819
opinion. What do you think about the Bears? I'm

00:29:27.819 --> 00:29:33.190
like 50 -50, so I don't know. Well, do you? What

00:29:33.190 --> 00:29:34.930
do you think about them not going to our hometown,

00:29:35.250 --> 00:29:37.069
Arlington Heights, which we live a block away

00:29:37.069 --> 00:29:38.829
from, the old racetrack where the Bears are supposed

00:29:38.829 --> 00:29:41.289
to... Yeah, it's kind of sad, yeah, that they're

00:29:41.289 --> 00:29:43.109
leaving Illinois. I think it's sad that they

00:29:43.109 --> 00:29:46.230
knocked down the racetrack for no reason, essentially.

00:29:46.309 --> 00:29:48.529
They could have done something with it. And then,

00:29:48.569 --> 00:29:50.750
what do you call it? I don't think it would...

00:29:50.750 --> 00:29:52.410
I think it would be an inconvenience to go to

00:29:52.410 --> 00:29:54.849
Indiana, but I mean, the Giants and Jets don't

00:29:54.849 --> 00:29:57.670
play in New York, so I don't know. Yeah, yeah,

00:29:57.750 --> 00:30:01.880
right. And then the... 49ers play in San Jose,

00:30:02.000 --> 00:30:05.720
so there you go. Yeah, I just was curious about

00:30:05.720 --> 00:30:07.660
the tornadoes because I didn't really feel like

00:30:07.660 --> 00:30:09.960
asking Penny. I don't know her that well. I like

00:30:09.960 --> 00:30:12.440
her. Don't get me wrong. My friend said in Oak

00:30:12.440 --> 00:30:14.220
Lawn that it was really bad. He almost lost his

00:30:14.220 --> 00:30:16.119
house, so that's not good. Wow, that's crazy.

00:30:16.440 --> 00:30:18.359
All right, talk to you later, Mom. Okay, hon.

00:30:18.460 --> 00:30:22.319
Bye. Bye. There you go. MJ, well, now he has

00:30:22.319 --> 00:30:24.640
Michelle Schninn on the show every day, but MJ

00:30:24.640 --> 00:30:28.519
calls his wife. And his kids, I call my mom.

00:30:28.640 --> 00:30:32.720
It's a little bit of my family -ness. I mean,

00:30:32.859 --> 00:30:37.599
mm -hmm. Lil Wayne wins $29 ,000 judgment in

00:30:37.599 --> 00:30:39.319
a lawsuit where he was accused of assaulting

00:30:39.319 --> 00:30:42.640
a security guard. I like Lil Wayne. I don't know

00:30:42.640 --> 00:30:44.980
if the clip was old, but I've seen videos of

00:30:44.980 --> 00:30:48.039
him on the court side with his son watching like

00:30:48.039 --> 00:30:50.880
a Lakers game, and he is a present father because

00:30:50.880 --> 00:30:56.869
a lot of these rappers are deadbeat dads. So

00:30:56.869 --> 00:30:58.990
when you see one that's a good guy, you got to

00:30:58.990 --> 00:31:04.710
give him a round. Applause! This headline here,

00:31:04.750 --> 00:31:06.410
I think this guy got a little too long of time

00:31:06.410 --> 00:31:10.509
in prison, but he might have had a previous arrest

00:31:10.509 --> 00:31:17.009
warrant. And also, he's in Texas. Texas man sentenced

00:31:17.009 --> 00:31:21.140
to 45 years for massive Lego spree. to prison

00:31:21.140 --> 00:31:23.599
for decades after authorities say he stole hundreds

00:31:23.599 --> 00:31:26.319
of lego sets and other merchandise during a 50

00:31:26.319 --> 00:31:28.940
-day retail thief spree according to the watauga

00:31:28.940 --> 00:31:31.380
police department 28 year old winston love was

00:31:31.630 --> 00:31:34.890
Wow, that means he'll be getting out in 63. Sentenced

00:31:34.890 --> 00:31:38.529
to 45 years behind... Wait, 73! Behind bars after

00:31:38.529 --> 00:31:41.250
targeting retail stores across North Texas and

00:31:41.250 --> 00:31:43.430
Oklahoma in... I think 20 years would have been

00:31:43.430 --> 00:31:45.569
good, you know, get him out when he's 15, whatever.

00:31:45.930 --> 00:31:48.170
2025. Investigators working with multiple law

00:31:48.170 --> 00:31:50.289
enforcement agencies say they uncovered what

00:31:50.289 --> 00:31:52.430
they described as a larger pattern of organized

00:31:52.430 --> 00:31:56.000
retail theft tied to the case. Yeah, I have to

00:31:56.000 --> 00:31:58.599
wonder if this guy had like a previous rap sheet.

00:31:58.759 --> 00:32:01.599
Mm -hmm. The case went to trial last week where

00:32:01.599 --> 00:32:04.220
a jury found Love guilty. In addition to a 45

00:32:04.220 --> 00:32:06.440
-year prison sentence, he was also ordered to

00:32:06.440 --> 00:32:09.359
pay a $10 ,000 fine. So now he's got like negative

00:32:09.359 --> 00:32:13.640
$10 ,000 in the bank. I have a friend. The COVID

00:32:13.640 --> 00:32:16.160
community is already mad at me. Mm -hmm. I don't

00:32:16.160 --> 00:32:19.339
really care. But I had a friend who went to prison

00:32:19.339 --> 00:32:21.460
for eight years. I'm not going to say the crime.

00:32:22.059 --> 00:32:26.539
And he's like negative 10 ,000 in the hole because

00:32:26.539 --> 00:32:31.619
he couldn't afford to get a, like he couldn't

00:32:31.619 --> 00:32:33.839
afford to ankle monitor. So he's in debt. So

00:32:33.839 --> 00:32:37.359
even if you give him money, he, so like, let's

00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:40.200
say I get, let's say he's in debt by $10 ,080.

00:32:40.900 --> 00:32:43.359
If I give him $40, then he's in debt and $10

00:32:43.359 --> 00:32:49.180
,040. Like, it's just very sad. But, It really

00:32:49.180 --> 00:32:52.299
shows in Florida that if you have money, you

00:32:52.299 --> 00:32:55.420
can pretty much get away with anything. Police

00:32:55.420 --> 00:32:57.400
praised the teamwork between the agencies involved,

00:32:57.480 --> 00:32:59.579
saying the coordinated effort helped bring the

00:32:59.579 --> 00:33:02.440
months -long investigation to a close. Yeah,

00:33:02.460 --> 00:33:03.940
you know, you're sitting in prison now. Like,

00:33:04.039 --> 00:33:06.579
yo, what are you in for? Yo, I killed a guy.

00:33:07.400 --> 00:33:09.240
Yo, what are you in for? I was in this crime

00:33:09.240 --> 00:33:15.720
theft for Legos. In New Zealand, an e -scooter

00:33:15.720 --> 00:33:18.619
rider nearly missed a moment of getting hit by

00:33:18.619 --> 00:33:22.299
a garbage truck. Man, these e -scooters, it's

00:33:22.299 --> 00:33:24.119
really proving a point that they're out of control

00:33:24.119 --> 00:33:26.440
everywhere. I thought it was just Florida. E

00:33:26.440 --> 00:33:28.519
-scooter rider in New Zealand had a very close

00:33:28.519 --> 00:33:30.859
call with a garbage truck. Footage from the June

00:33:30.859 --> 00:33:33.420
4th incident in Kelston shows the rider traveling

00:33:33.420 --> 00:33:35.660
along a footpath when the truck's lifting arms

00:33:35.660 --> 00:33:38.880
suddenly came down. oh my goodness rider managed

00:33:38.880 --> 00:33:40.759
to duck in time but still fell off the scooter

00:33:40.759 --> 00:33:43.539
you could duck and cover the truck driver checking

00:33:43.539 --> 00:33:46.220
on them opening their door that's a good truck

00:33:46.220 --> 00:33:48.799
driver rider flashed a thumbs up before continuing

00:33:48.799 --> 00:33:51.279
on their way that's gotta be weird and you just

00:33:51.279 --> 00:33:54.119
chase death i feel like every time you're on

00:33:54.119 --> 00:33:56.420
an e -scooter you're chasing death auckland council

00:33:56.420 --> 00:33:58.460
used this video as an opportunity to urge the

00:33:58.460 --> 00:34:01.000
public to stay safe on these scooters yeah people

00:34:01.000 --> 00:34:03.299
are out of control on the road i'm the type of

00:34:03.299 --> 00:34:06.190
guy There's some people that like to get closer

00:34:06.190 --> 00:34:12.130
to the e -scooters. I'm the type of guy that

00:34:12.130 --> 00:34:16.409
I'm more into. I don't know. It's giving them

00:34:16.409 --> 00:34:23.250
space. Here's Ben Affleck saying no actors have

00:34:23.250 --> 00:34:25.329
job securities. I just didn't have the confidence.

00:34:25.489 --> 00:34:27.090
At a certain point, I kind of had nothing to

00:34:27.090 --> 00:34:29.710
lose. And that was really what kind of gave me

00:34:29.710 --> 00:34:32.429
the courage to take that leap. In the directing,

00:34:32.570 --> 00:34:36.380
you mean? Yeah. Ugh, Theo Vaughn. I don't like

00:34:36.380 --> 00:34:40.739
Trump, but I helped get him elected. Like, as

00:34:40.739 --> 00:34:43.739
an actor, I sort of got real cold and, like,

00:34:43.760 --> 00:34:45.840
had a couple of movies that didn't work, and

00:34:45.840 --> 00:34:48.340
then Jiggly, or whatever that movie was called,

00:34:48.440 --> 00:34:50.699
Jiggly, whatever it was. You know, all of a sudden,

00:34:50.719 --> 00:34:52.619
it can be kind of over for you. That's why it's

00:34:52.619 --> 00:34:56.059
tough. Really? I like the movie Paycheck. Business.

00:34:56.219 --> 00:35:00.420
Fuck, yeah, man. All right, there you go. Theo

00:35:00.420 --> 00:35:04.940
Vaughn seems like a nice enough guy. But he's

00:35:04.940 --> 00:35:10.340
kind of stupid. Man, I can kind of see why people

00:35:10.340 --> 00:35:14.179
don't like me. It's fine. I got my cat. Oh, my

00:35:14.179 --> 00:35:23.260
God. So, as everyone knows, I am a consumer of

00:35:23.260 --> 00:35:28.619
porn. A lot of girls think that, oh, I'm not

00:35:28.619 --> 00:35:30.219
going to bang you tonight, but you can just go

00:35:30.219 --> 00:35:34.780
home and watch porn. A lot of times my best porn

00:35:34.780 --> 00:35:37.300
sessions come after making out with a girl and

00:35:37.300 --> 00:35:40.380
I'm all blue balls up. Which let me get to that

00:35:40.380 --> 00:35:42.380
in a second. I'll get to this video in a second.

00:35:44.860 --> 00:35:48.860
I'm telling you, there is a big difference between

00:35:48.860 --> 00:35:53.079
how guys get turned on and how girls get turned

00:35:53.079 --> 00:35:56.699
on. When a guy's turned on, it's like a water

00:35:56.699 --> 00:35:59.280
gun. Something needs to be released. It's like

00:35:59.280 --> 00:36:03.750
a... It's like a slingshot or something. You

00:36:03.750 --> 00:36:05.570
know when you hold it back, something has to

00:36:05.570 --> 00:36:07.710
go? That's kind of how it is. We got to release

00:36:07.710 --> 00:36:11.670
it. With girls. I did this bit before, but it

00:36:11.670 --> 00:36:13.250
was like 50 minutes into the show, so I want

00:36:13.250 --> 00:36:15.570
to do it in the beginning again. You hear this?

00:36:15.630 --> 00:36:17.010
Let me turn on my mic. This is going to be the

00:36:17.010 --> 00:36:20.670
sound of my Tozo Bluetooth headphones being opened.

00:36:20.869 --> 00:36:24.050
So right now it's open. And right now, sorry.

00:36:24.929 --> 00:36:27.309
And right now, we're doing this. Listen to me

00:36:27.309 --> 00:36:31.610
close it. Here's the girl turned on. Here's the

00:36:31.610 --> 00:36:38.329
girl turned off. Turned on. Turned off. Turned

00:36:38.329 --> 00:36:44.090
on. Turned off. It's very crazy how quickly they

00:36:44.090 --> 00:36:47.190
can get turned off. You don't cut your nails

00:36:47.190 --> 00:36:49.869
and you start using your finger and it hurts

00:36:49.869 --> 00:36:56.750
them. There are a lot of ways that it can really

00:36:56.750 --> 00:37:01.070
turn them off. And then for us, We're left, we

00:37:01.070 --> 00:37:05.929
want to get our rocks off. It's very frustrating.

00:37:06.329 --> 00:37:12.170
It really, really is. But what I was saying was,

00:37:12.309 --> 00:37:15.010
a lot of times in my algorithm, I'll see the

00:37:15.010 --> 00:37:22.570
same porn stars. St. Lisa Ann, Angela White.

00:37:24.030 --> 00:37:29.000
But there's a porn star. that I am in love with.

00:37:29.179 --> 00:37:31.599
Maybe it's because of the name of her porn actress

00:37:31.599 --> 00:37:34.559
name, but it's Indica Flower. And Indica's my

00:37:34.559 --> 00:37:38.699
favorite. But Indica Flower is really good at

00:37:38.699 --> 00:37:43.380
it. She's phenomenal at her job. Absolutely,

00:37:43.440 --> 00:37:50.599
positively phenomenal. And here she is saying

00:37:50.599 --> 00:37:52.019
that she doesn't really like having sex with

00:37:52.019 --> 00:37:55.119
guys on scene. Okay, question number one. Because

00:37:55.119 --> 00:37:59.250
you're gay in real life, How do you get turned

00:37:59.250 --> 00:38:02.849
on by men when you film? Short answer, I don't.

00:38:03.289 --> 00:38:05.630
Oh, Lord. You know, I just got to make every

00:38:05.630 --> 00:38:10.230
guy that went to pound town not feel great. So,

00:38:10.329 --> 00:38:14.889
filming, I mean, like, it's our job, right? So,

00:38:14.969 --> 00:38:17.349
me and the male performer. This really proves

00:38:17.349 --> 00:38:20.949
that they are not really enjoying it. Are on

00:38:20.949 --> 00:38:23.070
set. We're both there to do a job. We're both

00:38:23.070 --> 00:38:24.869
there to get it done as quickly and efficiently.

00:38:25.389 --> 00:38:28.719
Money shot! It's possible. So it's not about

00:38:28.719 --> 00:38:31.000
getting turned on. Like, that's not what makes

00:38:31.000 --> 00:38:33.000
a scene good. What makes a scene good is the

00:38:33.000 --> 00:38:36.099
energy that you bring, the acting, the performance.

00:38:36.760 --> 00:38:40.380
So she's. The dramaticness? Dramatic. What? You're

00:38:40.380 --> 00:38:43.360
putting your mouth on a penis or having intercourse.

00:38:43.400 --> 00:38:47.300
It's not that dramatic. No! If you guys are out

00:38:47.300 --> 00:38:49.199
here, it's a little more dramatic. That's what

00:38:49.199 --> 00:38:51.460
makes a good scene. So I feel like, honestly,

00:38:51.619 --> 00:38:53.639
that's just kind of irrelevant, you know? I mean,

00:38:53.639 --> 00:38:56.699
she's a lesbian. I thought I had a chance. If

00:38:56.699 --> 00:38:59.219
every scene was about how turned on you were,

00:39:00.320 --> 00:39:07.730
corn would not exist. Oh, God! Why does the algorithm

00:39:07.730 --> 00:39:11.090
have to call it corn? Fight that movie, Idiocracy.

00:39:12.010 --> 00:39:15.590
You know. Like, if you were to fight the algorithm

00:39:15.590 --> 00:39:18.309
enough, the algorithm would be like, fine, I'll

00:39:18.309 --> 00:39:21.230
let the video go through. But it sounds idiotic

00:39:21.230 --> 00:39:25.550
when you say corn. Sophie Rain reveals some fans

00:39:25.550 --> 00:39:28.190
have tried to touch her in public. It's definitely

00:39:28.190 --> 00:39:29.969
unique. A lot of people think that has just come

00:39:29.969 --> 00:39:32.289
up to me and touched me. It's gotta be a pudding.

00:39:34.860 --> 00:39:36.599
That's the problem with being a hot piece of

00:39:36.599 --> 00:39:40.139
ass. You have a lot of guys who think they're

00:39:40.139 --> 00:39:42.699
better than you. Whenever they want to. Have

00:39:42.699 --> 00:39:46.480
people tried that? 100 % people have. And I think

00:39:46.480 --> 00:39:48.900
that's definitely a con that I like to say out

00:39:48.900 --> 00:39:51.579
there. Obviously, these men, they see you online,

00:39:51.659 --> 00:39:53.260
and when they see you in person, they're obviously

00:39:53.260 --> 00:39:55.260
going to think that they can do anything. And

00:39:55.260 --> 00:39:57.780
it's just not okay to just go up and touch someone

00:39:57.780 --> 00:39:59.539
randomly. I just don't think that's okay, regardless

00:39:59.539 --> 00:40:02.219
if I'm online or not. It's definitely unique.

00:40:02.300 --> 00:40:03.619
A lot of people think that's how it's just come

00:40:03.619 --> 00:40:07.099
up to me. Yeah. I don't know. I've just been

00:40:07.099 --> 00:40:09.219
around so many OnlyFans girls. Never got to bang

00:40:09.219 --> 00:40:13.460
one, but I've been around a lot of them. And

00:40:13.460 --> 00:40:18.699
how do I explain them? They're human beings too.

00:40:18.940 --> 00:40:29.260
They put me to bed. Uh, here's, uh, women talking

00:40:29.260 --> 00:40:31.900
about when men approach them. Okay. Can we like

00:40:31.900 --> 00:40:33.579
really talk about for like one minute? Like why

00:40:33.579 --> 00:40:35.480
are men not pushing women in the bars anymore?

00:40:35.739 --> 00:40:38.199
Um, I don't know. It just doesn't seem like,

00:40:38.280 --> 00:40:40.900
I don't know. Every girl just thinks that when

00:40:40.900 --> 00:40:42.360
you approach them, you're trying to get your

00:40:42.360 --> 00:40:47.940
ex off. I mean, you are, but I don't have approaching

00:40:47.940 --> 00:40:51.420
game. I have getting a date off of a dating app

00:40:51.420 --> 00:40:55.559
game. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. But like the approaching

00:40:55.559 --> 00:40:58.440
game, not so much. Like, are you guys really

00:40:58.440 --> 00:41:01.820
that scared? Because I'm a little scared. Won't

00:41:01.820 --> 00:41:07.079
deny. Also, this is going to sound a little rude

00:41:07.079 --> 00:41:09.719
and I'm kind of a jackass, but I don't want to

00:41:09.719 --> 00:41:12.480
buy drinks if I'm not going to at least get the

00:41:12.480 --> 00:41:14.679
number or a follow back on Instagram. Nothing's

00:41:14.679 --> 00:41:16.380
worse than when you follow them on Instagram

00:41:16.380 --> 00:41:18.380
and then the next morning they don't follow you

00:41:18.380 --> 00:41:19.820
back. And you're like, well, that drink was for

00:41:19.820 --> 00:41:22.400
nothing. We strictly go to the bars because we

00:41:22.400 --> 00:41:24.380
literally want to be approached. All right, well,

00:41:24.420 --> 00:41:28.659
come up to me, baby. Why don't girls put in some

00:41:28.659 --> 00:41:32.380
effort? Like, I'm not there just to, like, hang

00:41:32.380 --> 00:41:34.420
out with friends. Like, yes, I want to see my

00:41:34.420 --> 00:41:36.619
friends, but, like, I'm also there because I

00:41:36.619 --> 00:41:38.880
want to talk to people. I feel like the whole,

00:41:39.019 --> 00:41:41.019
like, oh, I've been rejected once, and, like,

00:41:41.019 --> 00:41:45.659
now I'm terrified is crazy. Yeah, I don't know.

00:41:45.699 --> 00:41:50.159
I just, I'm... I'm over dating. I know I talk

00:41:50.159 --> 00:41:56.679
about it and I'm on dating. But it's just very,

00:41:56.840 --> 00:41:59.699
it's gotten to the point where it's just like,

00:41:59.760 --> 00:42:05.980
is this worth it? That's what I wonder all the

00:42:05.980 --> 00:42:08.980
time. I'm like, is this worth, I know the hip

00:42:08.980 --> 00:42:11.960
Gen Z term is soul tie, but it really, there

00:42:11.960 --> 00:42:14.519
is a point to it. Is it really worth getting

00:42:14.519 --> 00:42:20.369
a soul tie with all these girls? Is it? Is it?

00:42:21.849 --> 00:42:27.610
Is it? No, I'm being serious. I don't know. I

00:42:27.610 --> 00:42:31.230
just don't think girls think guys have emotions.

00:42:31.889 --> 00:42:38.230
Yeah, we want to get a rock song. I was hanging

00:42:38.230 --> 00:42:39.969
out with this girl this week. We were chilling

00:42:39.969 --> 00:42:44.050
on the couch. And she was like, were you expecting

00:42:44.050 --> 00:42:47.010
to get laid today? And I was like, kind of. You've

00:42:47.010 --> 00:42:50.889
told me stories. And nothing's worse than when

00:42:50.889 --> 00:42:52.690
a girl tells you stories about what they used

00:42:52.690 --> 00:42:57.010
to do. And then it doesn't happen to you. I remember

00:42:57.010 --> 00:42:59.929
there was a TikTok trend of like a man screaming

00:42:59.929 --> 00:43:02.690
into a void of like an echo. And it was like,

00:43:02.730 --> 00:43:08.530
like echoing like that. And the point of it was

00:43:08.530 --> 00:43:10.750
like when you're troubled by something. And it

00:43:10.750 --> 00:43:12.429
was like when you hear about your girl's past

00:43:12.429 --> 00:43:19.369
in bed and you're like. Well, ladies and gentlemen,

00:43:19.449 --> 00:43:22.389
boys and girls, that was that case. She was like,

00:43:22.489 --> 00:43:24.909
well, I've hooked up with another 6 '9 guy before.

00:43:25.010 --> 00:43:26.369
I'm like, oh, that must have been nice for him.

00:43:26.670 --> 00:43:30.250
Well, I think so. And I'm like, I'm like, okay,

00:43:30.250 --> 00:43:32.389
fine. All right, I lost interest in these broads.

00:43:34.670 --> 00:43:37.690
Yes, just remember that men have feelings too.

00:43:38.730 --> 00:43:40.489
Oh, what's going on with that freedom fight?

00:43:40.730 --> 00:43:44.449
UFC Freedom 250 is full steam ahead after a big

00:43:44.449 --> 00:43:46.889
win in court. I'm Mike Babcock, and this is a

00:43:46.889 --> 00:43:50.030
minute with Mike. Oh, yeah. So two Virginia residents

00:43:50.030 --> 00:43:52.829
had filed a civil lawsuit earlier this month

00:43:52.829 --> 00:43:55.650
against the Department of Interior and the National

00:43:55.650 --> 00:43:58.210
Park Service. Essentially, what they were saying

00:43:58.210 --> 00:44:01.369
was that the White House event on Sunday should

00:44:01.369 --> 00:44:03.949
not be allowed to go forward. They made a whole

00:44:03.949 --> 00:44:05.909
bunch of our... It's just Sunday, man. Time's

00:44:05.909 --> 00:44:09.349
flying. I remember when June 14th seemed so far

00:44:09.349 --> 00:44:12.849
away. A couple including a president was allegedly

00:44:12.849 --> 00:44:15.789
enriching himself along with a bunch of his friends,

00:44:15.869 --> 00:44:20.030
but... Whatever. I stopped getting into the UFC

00:44:20.030 --> 00:44:22.869
a while ago. I did it like Uriah Fiber. I did

00:44:22.869 --> 00:44:24.989
it in favor of whatever it was. What I liked

00:44:24.989 --> 00:44:30.070
about the UFC was back like 15 years ago. Me

00:44:30.070 --> 00:44:32.309
and my friends would go to Buffalo Wild Wings

00:44:32.309 --> 00:44:37.730
at V -Dubs in Mount Prospect. And what we would

00:44:37.730 --> 00:44:41.849
do at V -Dubs is get wings and then the girls

00:44:41.849 --> 00:44:43.630
would come later and then my friends would be

00:44:43.630 --> 00:44:48.210
coming and I'd be going home. That was always

00:44:48.210 --> 00:44:49.969
the best when they're like, Ryan, good seeing

00:44:49.969 --> 00:44:52.530
you. I'm about to go get a blowjob. It must be

00:44:52.530 --> 00:44:54.590
nice. I'm going to go home to my dad and watch

00:44:54.590 --> 00:44:58.539
reruns of King of Queens. Here's the sound of

00:44:58.539 --> 00:45:00.860
Scottish fans taking over Boston during the World

00:45:00.860 --> 00:45:17.940
Cup. that's all i hear cup is officially here

00:45:17.940 --> 00:45:20.760
international fans are taking over the usa mexico

00:45:20.760 --> 00:45:23.659
and canada i don't know i saw that in tampa they

00:45:23.659 --> 00:45:26.719
were taking over mcdennis and so on and it just

00:45:26.719 --> 00:45:30.449
seemed like a very boring party Tampa Bay Lightning

00:45:30.449 --> 00:45:33.510
fans are more fun to man on. The latest country

00:45:33.510 --> 00:45:35.510
to make its presence known in the U .S. is Scotland,

00:45:35.690 --> 00:45:37.530
which faces Haiti tomorrow in Foxborough. And

00:45:37.530 --> 00:45:39.409
Scottish fans have already started taking over

00:45:39.409 --> 00:45:41.489
local pubs to watch. The best part of Scotland

00:45:41.489 --> 00:45:43.590
is that they gave birth to Craig Ferguson. Other

00:45:43.590 --> 00:45:45.650
matches showing exactly what the World Cup is

00:45:45.650 --> 00:45:47.690
all about. It's only been one day, but we've

00:45:47.690 --> 00:45:49.210
already seen some incredible games, including

00:45:49.210 --> 00:45:51.429
Mexico's first ever opening day win over South

00:45:51.429 --> 00:45:56.010
Africa. I feel bad. I had a friend I have not

00:45:56.010 --> 00:45:57.969
seen in like seven years that I knew from Cleveland.

00:45:58.110 --> 00:46:00.070
I moved here coincidentally when I moved here.

00:46:00.150 --> 00:46:03.610
Really good guy. He was like asking me, he said,

00:46:03.670 --> 00:46:06.510
well, do you get any tickets to soccer watch

00:46:06.510 --> 00:46:08.369
parties for like the World Cup from work? And

00:46:08.369 --> 00:46:09.670
I hadn't heard from him in like seven years.

00:46:09.829 --> 00:46:12.949
And I was like, no, I can. And then I like looked

00:46:12.949 --> 00:46:14.909
up a watch party and I was like, I don't really

00:46:14.909 --> 00:46:20.530
want to watch soccer. I don't know. Soccer doesn't

00:46:20.530 --> 00:46:22.760
do it for me. I think it's because there's never

00:46:22.760 --> 00:46:25.440
a guaranteed winner. If there was a shootout,

00:46:25.460 --> 00:46:27.139
kind of like in hockey, where there's going to

00:46:27.139 --> 00:46:29.739
be a winner, that's fine. But I hate when it's

00:46:29.739 --> 00:46:32.159
like 1 -1 and this fucking game could end in

00:46:32.159 --> 00:46:34.619
a tie. That is what stops me from watching soccer.

00:46:35.840 --> 00:46:40.719
But it's about the art of it. I don't care. I

00:46:40.719 --> 00:46:42.320
want to watch a sport where there's a winner.

00:46:43.340 --> 00:46:45.659
Even if there's 18 innings like in that Seattle

00:46:45.659 --> 00:46:47.739
Mariners game eight months ago, there was still

00:46:47.739 --> 00:46:53.369
a winner. That's all I'm saying. Here's a woman

00:46:53.369 --> 00:46:57.710
giving advice if you get dumped. If you get dumped,

00:46:57.750 --> 00:47:02.250
a move on. If a woman dumps you, try this. First,

00:47:02.369 --> 00:47:05.449
respond with, okay, got it, and nothing more.

00:47:05.710 --> 00:47:08.010
Yeah, but once you see, even if you're playing

00:47:08.010 --> 00:47:11.090
games, once you say that, you should probably

00:47:11.090 --> 00:47:13.630
get out of there. Second, don't chase her and

00:47:13.630 --> 00:47:16.510
don't beg her for a second chance. Third, focus

00:47:16.510 --> 00:47:20.000
on yourself. Hit the gym. Yeah, I used to love

00:47:20.000 --> 00:47:24.480
hitting the gym and getting my arms big. You

00:47:24.480 --> 00:47:29.539
hear that? The problem is, even if I do proper

00:47:29.539 --> 00:47:34.639
form, my back would always hurt. Pick up hobbies

00:47:34.639 --> 00:47:37.880
where you'll meet people. Read books. Yeah, I'm

00:47:37.880 --> 00:47:40.900
not a book guy. I'm an audio book guy. I'm more

00:47:40.900 --> 00:47:46.699
of a podcast guy. Listen, let me see. Who's fucking

00:47:46.699 --> 00:47:48.980
Snapchatting me? Oh, it's Nancy Alexander, the

00:47:48.980 --> 00:47:54.159
hot piece of ass. So let me see here who I listen

00:47:54.159 --> 00:47:57.280
to. Old Howard Stern, Opie and Anthony, The T

00:47:57.280 --> 00:48:00.059
-Man Show or Rob Tepper, Kevin and Bean, Drew

00:48:00.059 --> 00:48:04.000
and Mike, Old Free Beer and Howings, The Greaseman,

00:48:04.340 --> 00:48:09.400
Wolfman Jack, Tom Likas. I lay in bed, I get

00:48:09.400 --> 00:48:13.710
super stoned. And I listened to old school radio.

00:48:13.849 --> 00:48:15.489
And then the current shows I listen to are like

00:48:15.489 --> 00:48:18.829
Klein and Allie, 93X, Have Ass Morning Show,

00:48:19.050 --> 00:48:21.769
Heidi and Frank. So that's kind of what I do.

00:48:22.369 --> 00:48:24.809
And honestly, that's one of the best parts about

00:48:24.809 --> 00:48:27.730
being single is that I'm not judged for like,

00:48:27.909 --> 00:48:31.150
oh, you're listening to a podcast. I remember

00:48:31.150 --> 00:48:35.369
my ex -fiancee despised Anthony Cumia. And I

00:48:35.369 --> 00:48:37.369
remember one time on his podcast like 10 years

00:48:37.369 --> 00:48:40.050
ago, We were watching it on his app on Roku and

00:48:40.050 --> 00:48:42.090
he was talking about monkeys and she was like,

00:48:42.170 --> 00:48:44.909
technically his info is incorrect. I'm like,

00:48:44.949 --> 00:48:47.389
this is Anthony Covey from Opie and Anthony.

00:48:47.530 --> 00:48:50.449
This is not, what was this, Steve Allen or whoever

00:48:50.449 --> 00:48:54.670
hung out with all the freaking animals? Lena

00:48:54.670 --> 00:48:56.989
the plug reveals to Holly Randall that after

00:48:56.989 --> 00:48:58.929
the backlash surrounding the scene she made with

00:48:58.929 --> 00:49:01.730
Jason Love that she hides her kids on social

00:49:01.730 --> 00:49:04.289
media, which is smart. Adam and I have sort of

00:49:04.289 --> 00:49:07.929
decided. Since this whole new cycle with the

00:49:07.929 --> 00:49:09.809
scene with Jason is just that we're like not

00:49:09.809 --> 00:49:14.530
going to share her online anymore. Which is unfortunate

00:49:14.530 --> 00:49:18.150
because, you know. Why? I was making like mini

00:49:18.150 --> 00:49:24.570
vlogs of. Oh, so you were exploiting her. Shut

00:49:24.570 --> 00:49:30.269
up. Where's child protective services when you

00:49:30.269 --> 00:49:33.329
need them? Your kid should never be online if

00:49:33.329 --> 00:49:38.050
you're having sex. You guys are all about money

00:49:38.050 --> 00:49:43.250
and nothing else. You're vapid! She and my life

00:49:43.250 --> 00:49:46.670
together and... Leave the kids alone. I actually

00:49:46.670 --> 00:49:48.989
respected, I respected for a second that they

00:49:48.989 --> 00:49:51.150
hid the kids, but now knowing that she doesn't

00:49:51.150 --> 00:49:55.889
want to, I have no respect. No respect. All the

00:49:55.889 --> 00:49:57.630
time, we'll show them to her, like, you know,

00:49:57.650 --> 00:49:59.449
the day she got her ears pierced or whatever.

00:49:59.610 --> 00:50:01.630
And I feel like because I'm not putting those

00:50:01.630 --> 00:50:03.210
out, I'm not creating them as much, but I need

00:50:03.210 --> 00:50:05.230
to just start making them just to save in my

00:50:05.230 --> 00:50:08.210
own little Dropbox or whatever. But, you know,

00:50:08.210 --> 00:50:11.730
there was just way too many viral pictures. Oh,

00:50:11.730 --> 00:50:15.610
yeah, you know. Jason Love finished in San Diego.

00:50:15.610 --> 00:50:20.480
That was pretty viral. They could have made a

00:50:20.480 --> 00:50:23.559
baby right then and there. Of her on Twitter

00:50:23.559 --> 00:50:26.900
and videos and reels and things like that, where

00:50:26.900 --> 00:50:29.800
the whole concept was like, look at this terrible

00:50:29.800 --> 00:50:33.199
mom. Yeah, you are a pretty bad mom. This terrible

00:50:33.199 --> 00:50:36.699
dad. Many, many millions of views. I would say

00:50:36.699 --> 00:50:39.159
she's a better parent than Adam, though. Adam's

00:50:39.159 --> 00:50:45.119
a scumbag! And we all know that. It's not a rocket

00:50:45.119 --> 00:50:47.679
science. You just look at the guy. You're like,

00:50:47.739 --> 00:50:49.800
get away from me, dude. You're just so annoying

00:50:49.800 --> 00:50:52.099
in the club. On these things. And it's like,

00:50:52.139 --> 00:50:54.800
because I was already a sex worker and I was

00:50:54.800 --> 00:50:56.880
fucking my husband and then all of a sudden I

00:50:56.880 --> 00:50:59.920
fucked someone else. Oh, yeah. And now I'm a

00:50:59.920 --> 00:51:01.400
bad, I mean, they already called me a bad mom

00:51:01.400 --> 00:51:04.780
before. Oh, no, you're even worse of a mom. Call

00:51:04.780 --> 00:51:08.219
Child Protective Services. But now it's more

00:51:08.219 --> 00:51:13.679
so. Whatever, man. They are so repulsive. And

00:51:13.679 --> 00:51:18.800
I don't donate, too. It's a loser. So, I can't

00:51:18.800 --> 00:51:22.219
tell if this is Selena Paul or not. Let me look

00:51:22.219 --> 00:51:26.760
at Selena Paul's tattoo. A piece of ass. Even

00:51:26.760 --> 00:51:31.719
though she probably has herpes. Let me see. I

00:51:31.719 --> 00:51:35.360
know this is a visual. Let me see. It appears

00:51:35.360 --> 00:51:38.760
to be Selena Paul. And it's clavicular talking

00:51:38.760 --> 00:51:43.039
to her, saying that... She hooked up with LeBron.

00:51:43.199 --> 00:51:49.440
Oh, but I thought he was loyal to Savannah. LeBron,

00:51:49.519 --> 00:51:55.400
that's a goat right there. You had to sign an

00:51:55.400 --> 00:51:59.119
NDA for that one? I don't give a fuck about NDA,

00:51:59.119 --> 00:52:02.320
I can't lie. Well, because the thing is, I don't

00:52:02.320 --> 00:52:05.719
really care. Yeah, you really can't get it. Yeah,

00:52:05.840 --> 00:52:10.409
they need to get better microphones. But it is

00:52:10.409 --> 00:52:14.130
the unspoken thing that LeBron's totally loyal

00:52:14.130 --> 00:52:20.269
to freaking Savannah. He's never cheated on her

00:52:20.269 --> 00:52:24.730
with any snow bodies. Same with Rich Paul. They're

00:52:24.730 --> 00:52:31.369
such good guys. Here is Sophie Rain saying her

00:52:31.369 --> 00:52:33.449
parents lost their job because of her. That's

00:52:33.449 --> 00:52:35.989
where my parents still live. And right now, like

00:52:35.989 --> 00:52:39.300
I'm. I'm supporting them completely. They both

00:52:39.300 --> 00:52:43.039
got fired from their jobs because of me. They

00:52:43.039 --> 00:52:45.500
found out what I was doing. No way. So they got

00:52:45.500 --> 00:52:48.059
fired from their job. Oh, my God. I'm so over

00:52:48.059 --> 00:52:51.900
these couch podcasts. It's a bug. Oh, my God.

00:52:51.920 --> 00:52:54.239
I mean, they never ask any hard -hitting questions.

00:52:54.539 --> 00:52:57.519
I'm just like, get out of here. Young Jock opens

00:52:57.519 --> 00:53:01.059
up about feeling disrespected by 42 Doug's line

00:53:01.059 --> 00:53:04.579
before I go broke like Jock. Do I love baby music?

00:53:06.019 --> 00:53:09.239
I'm from Atlanta. We probably wouldn't have let

00:53:09.239 --> 00:53:12.579
that happen. What do you mean, man? Nah, man.

00:53:12.659 --> 00:53:14.500
You got to let a nigga say what he say now. And

00:53:14.500 --> 00:53:16.539
the funny part was he was working in Atlanta

00:53:16.539 --> 00:53:19.099
radio and had to hear that song every day. You

00:53:19.099 --> 00:53:22.219
got to let a nigga say what he say now. I'm uncomfortable.

00:53:22.400 --> 00:53:26.619
I'm going to get out of there. Mm -hmm. Yeah,

00:53:26.719 --> 00:53:29.219
42 Deluxe seems like a dirtbag, I'll be honest.

00:53:30.039 --> 00:53:35.280
I don't get good vibes from him. Mm -hmm. There's

00:53:35.280 --> 00:53:37.789
this headline. It's so Florida. To the McDonald's

00:53:37.789 --> 00:53:39.989
near Disney World took a disturbing turn after...

00:53:39.989 --> 00:53:42.570
I've been at that McDonald's. It's a solid McDonald's.

00:53:42.650 --> 00:53:45.349
A woman told deputies a man exposed himself in

00:53:45.349 --> 00:53:47.190
the parking lot and began playing with himself

00:53:47.190 --> 00:53:50.329
in front of her. According to a police report

00:53:50.329 --> 00:53:52.690
obtained by TMZ, the woman told the officer she

00:53:52.690 --> 00:53:54.670
was sitting in a parking lot at the fast food

00:53:54.670 --> 00:53:58.090
restaurant when a man who cops say is Gavin Blakely

00:53:58.090 --> 00:54:02.570
Jones... Loser! He just looks like a cult listener.

00:54:02.969 --> 00:54:05.750
...parked behind her, exited his vehicle, pulled

00:54:05.750 --> 00:54:08.090
out his... penis and began pleasuring himself.

00:54:08.349 --> 00:54:11.650
Oh yeah, who doesn't? The woman told cops she

00:54:11.650 --> 00:54:14.170
knew the alleged McDonald's masturbator was aware

00:54:14.170 --> 00:54:16.369
of her presence because they made eye contact.

00:54:16.650 --> 00:54:18.150
When I first saw the headline, I was like, why

00:54:18.150 --> 00:54:19.769
do I recognize that McDonald's? I was like, oh,

00:54:19.769 --> 00:54:22.090
I've been there drunk. During his dirty deed.

00:54:22.469 --> 00:54:25.710
Hang on, it is dirty. It's so funny. I've said

00:54:25.710 --> 00:54:29.789
this before. When girls masturbate, it's a beautiful

00:54:29.789 --> 00:54:32.349
sight. There's nothing more I would love to watch.

00:54:32.610 --> 00:54:37.329
When a guy does it, we look like imbeciles. Trippie

00:54:37.329 --> 00:54:40.250
Redd says he notices that women like people with

00:54:40.250 --> 00:54:46.730
power. Today in... Ah, and this clip's adorable.

00:54:47.289 --> 00:54:49.730
So I did not know that there was a show called

00:54:49.730 --> 00:54:53.429
Girl Meets World. I was just now watching Disney

00:54:53.429 --> 00:54:55.010
Channel 10 years ago and I've also never had

00:54:55.010 --> 00:55:01.639
cable. But the character... Riley. This is what

00:55:01.639 --> 00:55:03.340
she said about the Knicks 10 years ago and the

00:55:03.340 --> 00:55:07.659
diehard fans. Let me rewind. This is a character

00:55:07.659 --> 00:55:10.739
from Girl Meets World going off on Fairweather

00:55:10.739 --> 00:55:13.280
fans during the show and it was an improvised

00:55:13.280 --> 00:55:16.659
scene. We're in New York, so obviously my favorite

00:55:16.659 --> 00:55:18.360
team are the Knicks. And, you know, this may

00:55:18.360 --> 00:55:19.820
not be our best year, but at the end of the day,

00:55:19.840 --> 00:55:21.820
it doesn't matter because we have Melo and we

00:55:21.820 --> 00:55:23.619
have Phil Jackson, and that's all that counts.

00:55:23.940 --> 00:55:25.619
It's funny how Phil Jackson ruined everything.

00:55:25.900 --> 00:55:27.340
Shouldn't have traded J .R. Smith. And at the

00:55:27.340 --> 00:55:28.599
end of the day, you know what? It's not our best

00:55:28.599 --> 00:55:30.179
season. We have a terrible record. We're the

00:55:30.179 --> 00:55:32.860
worst in the NBA. I am at Madison Square Garden.

00:55:32.880 --> 00:55:36.039
I see all these fake fans just jumping onto bandwagons

00:55:36.039 --> 00:55:38.199
like the heat or something like that. And you

00:55:38.199 --> 00:55:40.409
know what? That is... That laugh track's horrendous.

00:55:40.469 --> 00:55:42.030
Not what a true fan is. If you're going to be

00:55:42.030 --> 00:55:43.809
in the garden, you better represent the Knicks.

00:55:45.369 --> 00:55:48.090
Oh, my God. I never understood the laugh track

00:55:48.090 --> 00:55:53.409
thing. Mm -hmm. You know, like in the home, you

00:55:53.409 --> 00:55:59.489
know. Hey! Hey, it's Hoppy. How are you? I am

00:55:59.489 --> 00:56:04.309
your host, Ryan Hoppy. Call the show, 856 -49

00:56:04.309 --> 00:56:11.599
-HOPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet

00:56:11.599 --> 00:56:17.980
at me at RyanHobbyRadio. I really like that one.

00:56:18.199 --> 00:56:21.099
You can always email me, RyanHobbyRadio at gmail

00:56:21.099 --> 00:56:28.440
.com. Man, that one was a doozy. Go to RyanHobbyRadio

00:56:28.440 --> 00:56:32.360
.com for all the info. You know that dentist

00:56:32.360 --> 00:56:35.199
that was talking smack about me? He's a douchebag.

00:56:40.699 --> 00:56:43.519
And dude bro is obsessed with my listener stats.

00:56:45.460 --> 00:56:49.840
All right, this bit went to hell. And so am I.

00:57:05.239 --> 00:57:07.480
RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be right

00:57:07.480 --> 00:57:10.380
back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever

00:57:10.380 --> 00:57:15.800
we're going outside, all I smell is poop. And

00:57:15.800 --> 00:57:20.960
we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. As

00:57:20.960 --> 00:57:22.940
a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

00:57:22.940 --> 00:57:25.619
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

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00:57:28.539 --> 00:57:32.539
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00:57:35.510 --> 00:57:38.130
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00:57:38.130 --> 00:57:39.969
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00:57:39.969 --> 00:57:43.730
you're listening on a podcast, hang on. All righties,

00:57:43.769 --> 00:57:48.949
here's Deep Pharrell, she a bobblehead. Hear

00:57:48.949 --> 00:57:55.329
ye, hear ye. Come one, come all. Inhale, to the

00:57:55.329 --> 00:58:01.219
all. Mighty bobblehead. She's a bobblehead. She's

00:58:01.219 --> 00:58:05.340
a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead

00:58:05.340 --> 00:58:08.840
It goes boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing

00:58:08.840 --> 00:58:12.679
It goes boing, boing, boing, boing, boing She's

00:58:12.679 --> 00:58:16.719
a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead

00:58:16.719 --> 00:58:21.519
It goes boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing

00:58:21.519 --> 00:58:24.119
It goes boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing

00:58:24.119 --> 00:58:29.320
Just one way in, but no way out I'll tell you

00:58:29.320 --> 00:58:54.880
about this girl Deep, deep in the south I ain't

00:58:54.880 --> 00:58:59.480
breaking bread. She ain't gotta be a nine. She

00:58:59.480 --> 00:59:01.949
ain't gotta be a dime. She can be She a fuckin'

00:59:02.170 --> 00:59:05.449
six when she show you this shit Sacky, sacky,

00:59:05.449 --> 00:59:08.670
sacky, sacky, sacky Lick, lick, licky, licky,

00:59:08.670 --> 00:59:11.690
licky She swallowed all my dick Brought it back

00:59:11.690 --> 00:59:14.650
in one stroke Asked her, can I do the poke? Turned

00:59:14.650 --> 00:59:17.030
around and smiled Then she nodded with a fuckin'

00:59:17.170 --> 00:59:19.900
throat She's a bobblehead She's a bobblehead,

00:59:20.099 --> 00:59:23.800
she's a bobblehead She's a bobblehead, she's

00:59:23.800 --> 00:59:32.940
a bobblehead She's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead

00:59:32.940 --> 00:59:36.860
She's a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead She's

00:59:36.860 --> 00:59:48.409
a bobblehead, she's a bobblehead The lick on

00:59:48.409 --> 00:59:50.769
it go through the torment I see. Make it feel

00:59:50.769 --> 00:59:53.730
like a minion and you do it to a rhythm. If a

00:59:53.730 --> 00:59:55.349
nigga ever wanna look around for some good head,

00:59:55.489 --> 00:59:57.710
that's what she give them. People respect her

00:59:57.710 --> 01:00:00.110
when they see her. They say, hey, not ho. Cause

01:00:00.110 --> 01:00:01.989
they know that it's shit. That's something that

01:00:01.989 --> 01:00:04.389
you real good for. And she ain't picky about

01:00:04.389 --> 01:00:07.170
the spot. If I say come, she go. So I could be

01:00:07.170 --> 01:00:09.889
smoking that shit and when I bust, he flow. I

01:00:09.889 --> 01:00:12.070
ain't know you could do it like you do what you

01:00:12.070 --> 01:00:14.349
do. It comes in the sweat and so let me give

01:00:14.349 --> 01:00:17.769
you some fluid. The way you suck. Just suck it

01:00:17.769 --> 01:00:20.389
with pride, open up wide And stuff it in there

01:00:20.389 --> 01:00:23.030
like you really love it Don't touch it if you

01:00:23.030 --> 01:00:25.429
won't taste it I tell you that you a tease And

01:00:25.429 --> 01:00:28.150
that'll be the last time that you'll ever see

01:00:28.150 --> 01:00:30.630
me So team, if you hear some flurpin' noises

01:00:30.630 --> 01:00:32.969
on the side of bed Then you know what I done

01:00:32.969 --> 01:00:36.110
came from Let the poor say it She's a bobblehead,

01:00:36.309 --> 01:00:48.340
she's a bobblehead She's a bobblehead She's a

01:00:48.340 --> 01:01:01.929
bobblehead, she's a bobblehead Excuse me, excuse

01:01:01.929 --> 01:01:04.849
me, excuse me, I am looking for a Bible If you

01:01:04.849 --> 01:01:07.369
is not a Bible, then please get off of my house

01:01:07.369 --> 01:01:10.630
Old mobiles, old wheels, do what you wanna do,

01:01:10.650 --> 01:01:14.110
what? No deal, oh well, do what you gon' do Shit,

01:01:14.230 --> 01:01:17.530
a Bible ain't bad, a Bible's something good A

01:01:17.530 --> 01:01:19.750
Bible make you hobble when you walkin' through

01:01:19.750 --> 01:01:22.610
the hood A Bible make you tell your niggas they

01:01:22.610 --> 01:01:25.489
misunderstood Cause everything she do for you

01:01:25.489 --> 01:01:29.250
is also very good A Bible ain't scared, a Bible

01:01:29.250 --> 01:01:39.119
ain't nervous If you hit a window, then it probably

01:01:39.119 --> 01:01:41.940
was perfect. Oh, bobbly, bobbly, when you're

01:01:41.940 --> 01:01:44.440
doing me properly and my foot on the throttle,

01:01:44.519 --> 01:01:48.019
I be about to run off for the road. Oh, no, a

01:01:48.019 --> 01:02:14.370
bobble's not only for cars, a true bobble. Only

01:02:14.370 --> 01:02:16.110
when it's being performed on me and I don't want

01:02:16.110 --> 01:02:18.800
to give it. Hey, I'm Scott Burrell and you're

01:02:18.800 --> 01:02:21.940
listening to Hoppy Hour with my boy Ryan Hoppy.

01:02:21.960 --> 01:02:25.360
Whatever. You're shaking it up with my boy Ryan

01:02:25.360 --> 01:02:29.340
Hoppy on Hoppy Hour. It's time to shake it up

01:02:29.340 --> 01:02:32.980
on Hoppy Hour. Your side chick's favorite show

01:02:32.980 --> 01:02:41.699
is Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Welcome to Hoppy

01:02:41.699 --> 01:02:49.599
Hour. In your heart, you've never been right.

01:02:50.000 --> 01:02:54.659
And now for something completely different. Doors

01:02:54.659 --> 01:03:13.619
closing. And now for something completely different.

01:03:29.679 --> 01:03:32.840
Ladies and gentlemen, here it is. The most listened

01:03:32.840 --> 01:03:36.239
to radio show on the planet. And the other stations

01:03:36.239 --> 01:04:06.809
are tuned in too. Yeah. Yeah. Happy hour, baby.

01:04:07.030 --> 01:04:08.969
Happy, happy hour, baby. Say peace, stand up.

01:04:10.030 --> 01:04:14.389
Worldwide, worldwide tapping. Uh, uh. Six, nine

01:04:14.389 --> 01:04:17.110
hosts in the booth ducking dope frames. Happy

01:04:17.110 --> 01:04:20.349
hour talking raw, say the whole thing. Six dates,

01:04:20.409 --> 01:04:23.429
dead tics in the bowl games. Name ringing from

01:04:23.429 --> 01:04:26.030
the bird to the whole plane. Late flight. Luna

01:04:26.030 --> 01:04:56.619
on his lap, waterfall. We'll be right back. But

01:04:56.619 --> 01:05:00.460
it's annoying, but I, I do, yeah Lies lit, yo,

01:05:00.519 --> 01:05:03.280
Ryan, what you think of daytime? He laugh, she

01:05:03.280 --> 01:05:06.039
laugh, but I still hit playtime Chat room crazy,

01:05:06.199 --> 01:05:09.880
every caller gotta take One say queen, next say

01:05:09.880 --> 01:05:12.460
she fake She like, vote true, that's the twist,

01:05:12.579 --> 01:05:15.440
keep it at it Talk too much, but her body still

01:05:15.440 --> 01:05:18.179
flawless From the couch, talk segments to the

01:05:18.179 --> 01:05:20.280
red carpet room When she a headache, but she

01:05:20.280 --> 01:05:23.000
walkin' like Roma Skip that hobby, I'll be out,

01:05:23.119 --> 01:05:25.619
won't close it, what we think? Turn the dial

01:05:25.619 --> 01:05:28.239
up Baby, don't blink Kelly Ripper is annoying,

01:05:28.460 --> 01:05:31.800
but I, I cool, but Talk snake still and make

01:05:31.800 --> 01:05:34.099
that you pursue her Yeah, we wild on the mind

01:05:34.099 --> 01:05:38.260
Don't sue us Worldwide, but we still saying loose

01:05:38.260 --> 01:05:41.380
Kelly Ripper is annoying, but I, I cool Kelly

01:05:41.380 --> 01:05:45.239
Ripper is annoying, but I, I cool, but Kelly's

01:05:45.239 --> 01:05:49.360
extra Kelly's fine And on my head Still on my

01:05:49.360 --> 01:06:32.159
mind Oh, yeah. 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -0 -B. It's 8 -5

01:06:32.159 --> 01:06:38.000
-6 -5 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at me at

01:06:38.000 --> 01:06:43.039
RyanHoppyRadio. You can always hate on it. RyanHoppyRadio

01:06:43.039 --> 01:06:46.420
at gmail .com. That's R -Y -A -N -H -O -P -P

01:06:46.420 --> 01:06:50.380
-E, not H -O -P -P -Y. I know this and my haters

01:06:50.380 --> 01:06:54.480
never know how to spell my name. It's like that

01:06:54.480 --> 01:06:59.059
T .I. song. Whatever's happening, all my haters

01:06:59.059 --> 01:07:10.739
can hear me. I sound just like him. Happy Hot

01:07:10.739 --> 01:07:16.260
Topic! kelly ripa may have the perfect marriage

01:07:16.260 --> 01:07:19.199
but she still has one regret about her las vegas

01:07:19.199 --> 01:07:21.340
wedding to mark i don't know why i think they

01:07:21.340 --> 01:07:23.340
have a perfect marriage they're always bitching

01:07:23.340 --> 01:07:26.239
at each other on tv now i'm sure there is love

01:07:26.239 --> 01:07:28.840
there i am i'm not saying that there's not love

01:07:29.840 --> 01:07:33.539
But no, it has a perfect match. Consuelos, 30

01:07:33.539 --> 01:07:36.519
years ago. During the June 12th episode of Live

01:07:36.519 --> 01:07:38.639
with Kelly and Mark, the daytime host revealing

01:07:38.639 --> 01:07:42.420
her biggest regret about the couple's 1996 elopement.

01:07:42.619 --> 01:07:46.920
Wow, 30 years. Telling Mark, I'm still sorry

01:07:46.920 --> 01:07:49.260
that we didn't spring for flowers because I always

01:07:49.260 --> 01:07:51.360
think my hands look awkward. Yeah, she's one

01:07:51.360 --> 01:07:53.699
of those broads that just overthinks everything.

01:07:56.380 --> 01:07:58.219
There's nothing more annoying than a girl that

01:07:58.219 --> 01:08:00.719
overthinks everything. You freaking compliment

01:08:00.719 --> 01:08:03.039
them and I don't want to take it. So you know

01:08:03.039 --> 01:08:06.480
what? You're ugly. I hate when you tell a girl

01:08:06.480 --> 01:08:07.900
she looks pretty and they don't believe it. And

01:08:07.900 --> 01:08:09.239
you're like, what do you want me to say? You're

01:08:09.239 --> 01:08:12.500
hideous. I don't want to fuck you. What do you

01:08:12.500 --> 01:08:15.380
want? Kelly joking that there's one wedding photo

01:08:15.380 --> 01:08:18.020
she rarely shows because she didn't have a bouquet

01:08:18.020 --> 01:08:22.359
to hold. Flowers are extra. And, you know, just

01:08:22.359 --> 01:08:24.699
a minute when the screens are black. Alright.

01:08:24.779 --> 01:08:27.199
It was the cackling laughter. Time for David

01:08:27.199 --> 01:08:41.779
Beckham news. Put up late, still first on the

01:08:41.779 --> 01:08:44.079
sheet Been bendin' these corners, I've been runnin'

01:08:44.140 --> 01:08:46.000
these streets They scrollin' for the cameras,

01:08:46.100 --> 01:08:48.260
I scrollin' for the stats Got trophies in my

01:08:48.260 --> 01:08:50.420
mind, they just posin' for the flash Everybody

01:08:50.420 --> 01:08:53.220
worship what the tabloids tell But they don't

01:08:53.220 --> 01:08:55.579
see the work, they just buy that shell I ain't

01:08:55.579 --> 01:08:57.960
hatin' on the hustle, I just hate the act Built

01:08:57.960 --> 01:09:00.920
on PR teams and a filtered past I ain't tryna

01:09:00.920 --> 01:09:03.979
re -bag, I'm that vibe, treasure me Old Bramble

01:09:03.979 --> 01:09:06.539
Hollow just plastered to me They live for the

01:09:06.539 --> 01:09:22.090
gossip, I'm pacify David Beckerman I came from

01:09:22.090 --> 01:09:24.130
the quiet where the lights don't reach Where

01:09:24.130 --> 01:09:26.050
dreams ain't sponsored, they just bleed each

01:09:26.050 --> 01:09:28.729
week They float on the room or I float on the

01:09:28.729 --> 01:09:31.079
beat They flexin' on the yacht, I'm investin'

01:09:31.079 --> 01:09:32.779
in the team. I'd rather live a... We've been

01:09:32.779 --> 01:09:35.180
recording for 69 minutes. Num, num, num, num,

01:09:35.319 --> 01:09:37.920
num, num. Change that game. If I... Or if you're

01:09:37.920 --> 01:09:40.340
a girl or gay, gotta... Tag, you can have that

01:09:40.340 --> 01:09:43.260
mirror. I'll keep my bag. I ain't tryna be back.

01:09:43.300 --> 01:09:45.899
I'm that vibe. Catch me. All brave and hollow,

01:09:45.979 --> 01:09:49.159
just plaid. They live for the gossip, I'm past

01:09:49.159 --> 01:09:51.479
the feed David Beckham and his family, that's

01:09:51.479 --> 01:09:54.119
whack to me I ain't tryna be Beckham, that's

01:09:54.119 --> 01:09:57.600
last to me All press, no soul, that's a casualty

01:09:57.600 --> 01:10:00.600
They pose, we grind, that's a gap, you see David

01:10:00.600 --> 01:10:03.140
Beckham and his family, that's whack to me They

01:10:03.140 --> 01:10:06.840
can keep that stage, the fake rich energy I just

01:10:06.840 --> 01:10:09.819
keep it real, that's a remedy If they ask me

01:10:09.819 --> 01:10:12.420
who I never wanna be Say David Beckham and his

01:10:12.420 --> 01:10:19.869
family on the beat I don't care how much money

01:10:19.869 --> 01:10:29.930
you have. You're a loser. I am. Here's the deal.

01:10:30.090 --> 01:10:34.350
I want to remind you guys. We always record for

01:10:34.350 --> 01:10:37.090
the hardworking average Joe and Jane the guy

01:10:37.090 --> 01:10:41.550
in life. I don't care where you live. As long

01:10:41.550 --> 01:10:43.670
as you're listening to my show. That's all that

01:10:43.670 --> 01:11:02.100
matters. Kids. I'm going to get emotional now.

01:11:02.239 --> 01:11:04.939
David Beckham gets emotional in a message to

01:11:04.939 --> 01:11:08.220
his family. Besides the one son, that one's nothing

01:11:08.220 --> 01:11:11.939
to do with you. You're a douche. All celebrating

01:11:11.939 --> 01:11:14.899
a Hollywood milestone. Former soccer star receiving

01:11:14.899 --> 01:11:17.439
his very own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

01:11:17.439 --> 01:11:22.880
on June 12th with wife Victoria Beckham by his

01:11:22.880 --> 01:11:26.899
side. Kids Romeo, Cruz, and Harper also in attendance.

01:11:27.060 --> 01:11:30.279
David giving his kids a sweet shout out during

01:11:30.470 --> 01:11:33.750
this tender moment. I don't know. There's to

01:11:33.750 --> 01:11:35.970
me nothing more lame than a Hollywood walk of

01:11:35.970 --> 01:11:39.949
fame. You literally apply and pay for it. And

01:11:39.949 --> 01:11:42.550
my beautiful children who are the reason that

01:11:42.550 --> 01:11:45.449
I get out of bed in the morning. Got it. Kids.

01:11:46.350 --> 01:11:49.550
I'm going to get emotional now. Such crocodile

01:11:49.550 --> 01:11:53.729
tears. Kids. I hope you bring my grandchildren

01:11:53.729 --> 01:11:56.949
here one day and tell them about a boy who dreams

01:11:56.949 --> 01:12:02.029
big. Like what I cheated on your mommy with the

01:12:02.029 --> 01:12:04.229
secretary and the other women I've cheated on

01:12:04.229 --> 01:12:08.550
her with. To make you all proud, he's my greatest

01:12:08.550 --> 01:12:11.109
achievement. And while Romeo, Cruz, and Harper

01:12:11.109 --> 01:12:13.729
supported dad during the occasion, David and

01:12:13.729 --> 01:12:16.869
Victoria's eldest son, Brooklyn Peltz -Beckham,

01:12:16.989 --> 01:12:21.210
was not there. He was banging out his girl. Along

01:12:21.210 --> 01:12:23.649
with wife, Nicola Peltz -Beckham, is currently

01:12:23.649 --> 01:12:28.199
estranged from the family. Ah, that sucks. Father

01:12:28.199 --> 01:12:31.560
of the year. Let's see what's going on with TMZ.

01:12:31.640 --> 01:12:33.600
All right, I know. Let's see if Harvey Levin's

01:12:33.600 --> 01:12:35.600
back or if it's another Phil one host. Oh, yeah.

01:12:36.260 --> 01:12:44.300
Happy Hot Topic. Today on TMZ. All right, we're

01:12:44.300 --> 01:12:46.340
talking Taylor Swift. Is she the new? It's not.

01:12:46.420 --> 01:12:49.560
It's Nick Vile, the Vile Files host, the podcast

01:12:49.560 --> 01:13:15.060
guy. Nick's good luck charm. Yes. Shut up. What's

01:13:15.060 --> 01:13:18.159
the power of Taylor Swift? The big takeaway isn't

01:13:18.159 --> 01:13:20.489
that they won, it's that Taylor showed up. yeah

01:13:20.489 --> 01:13:22.890
well that's fair but to say she did something

01:13:22.890 --> 01:13:30.989
she probably doesn't even know to play yes F1

01:13:30.989 --> 01:13:33.810
fans are outraged at Kim Kardashian for stealing

01:13:33.810 --> 01:13:36.529
a towel. Oh yeah, what a dirty rotten broad she

01:13:36.529 --> 01:13:39.489
needed to wipe her vagina. So at F1 races, the

01:13:39.489 --> 01:13:42.170
top three drivers get towels and Kim Kardashian

01:13:42.170 --> 01:13:45.250
sees the towel. Oh yeah, she needs Elena to wipe

01:13:45.250 --> 01:13:47.850
it off. Wipes her hands, wipes her hands. Hey,

01:13:47.869 --> 01:13:50.430
you just finished on my back. And walks off with

01:13:50.430 --> 01:13:53.829
it. So people are saying this is rude. Guys,

01:13:53.850 --> 01:13:56.029
F1's like, wait, Kim Kardashian's good for business.

01:13:56.270 --> 01:13:58.680
Right. Yeah. This is the first time I've ever

01:13:58.680 --> 01:14:02.199
heard that F1 had towel rules, so... Hi, Jays!

01:14:03.220 --> 01:14:05.659
Millie Bobby Brown, she addressed some controversies

01:14:05.659 --> 01:14:08.319
in her family. She was seen pushing her baby

01:14:08.319 --> 01:14:10.659
stroller and holding, like, bags, and her husband

01:14:10.659 --> 01:14:13.720
was doing nothing. Yeah, yeah, she probably wants

01:14:13.720 --> 01:14:17.300
to do all the power. You know, I was 11. What

01:14:17.300 --> 01:14:19.579
do you want the guy to do? Carry the bags. For

01:14:19.579 --> 01:14:21.460
the guy, are you going? All right, cackling hands.

01:14:21.659 --> 01:14:23.479
She literally said she didn't want him to carry

01:14:23.479 --> 01:14:27.420
it. So listen to the feminist, you moron. Happy

01:14:27.420 --> 01:14:31.979
Hot Topic. Elon Musk is officially the world's

01:14:31.979 --> 01:14:35.960
first trillionaire. Oh, goody, goody, gumdrops.

01:14:37.929 --> 01:14:39.949
Everyone's broke, but at least this moron has

01:14:39.949 --> 01:14:42.989
all the money. Go, fuck yourself. Elon previously

01:14:42.989 --> 01:14:46.890
had an $813 billion. You're still a deadbeat

01:14:46.890 --> 01:14:51.930
loser. Don't care how much money you have. Happy

01:14:51.930 --> 01:14:59.829
Hot Topic. You'll always be a loser. Hi, guys.

01:14:59.850 --> 01:15:03.470
Welcome to Hooters. Oh, yeah. Ever see those

01:15:03.470 --> 01:15:07.609
boobs? Ice cold beer, hot wings, and even hotter

01:15:07.609 --> 01:15:11.930
uniforms. So I guess what I read saying is Hooters

01:15:11.930 --> 01:15:14.489
going from raunchy to friendly. Remember this

01:15:14.489 --> 01:15:16.630
one time we were in this church group. I think

01:15:16.630 --> 01:15:18.010
it was the Knights of Columbus or something in

01:15:18.010 --> 01:15:24.020
2000. And. We were in the hood, passing out food.

01:15:24.079 --> 01:15:26.640
It was fun in the city of Chicago. And then we

01:15:26.640 --> 01:15:29.619
went to the Hooters right before O 'Hare Airport,

01:15:29.819 --> 01:15:32.579
on whatever highway that was near the Cumberland

01:15:32.579 --> 01:15:35.180
exit. And my dad was there. We were going to

01:15:35.180 --> 01:15:37.699
a freaking brothel. He had his arms crossed the

01:15:37.699 --> 01:15:43.479
whole time. Me, as a teenager, I loved it. Happy

01:15:43.479 --> 01:15:49.180
Hot Topic! To Hollywood now, where a blockbuster

01:15:49.180 --> 01:15:51.340
deal now has the green light from the federal

01:15:51.340 --> 01:15:53.920
government. Ah, jeez. The Justice Department

01:15:53.920 --> 01:15:56.500
today approved the sale of Warner Brothers Discovery

01:15:56.500 --> 01:16:00.619
to Paramount Skydance. The $111 billion deal

01:16:00.619 --> 01:16:03.720
includes HBO, CNN, and the... Ah, it's good.

01:16:03.920 --> 01:16:07.359
Make the fucking things more expensive. Happy

01:16:07.359 --> 01:16:14.710
Hot Topic! it was an accident the bitter it ends

01:16:14.710 --> 01:16:17.789
with us battle ending with a payout after more

01:16:17.789 --> 01:16:19.890
than a year -long legal fight what about them

01:16:19.890 --> 01:16:23.270
rich morons like this was so interesting because

01:16:23.270 --> 01:16:25.869
it happened right before trump got swine and

01:16:25.869 --> 01:16:30.140
all this But now it just feels like absolute

01:16:30.140 --> 01:16:33.640
nonsense. And a secret settlement in May, a judge

01:16:33.640 --> 01:16:36.319
issuing a mixed decision on Blake Lively's newest

01:16:36.319 --> 01:16:39.659
ask of Justin Baldoni's production company, Wayfarer

01:16:39.659 --> 01:16:42.359
Studios. All right, I don't give a shit anymore.

01:16:42.439 --> 01:16:45.359
I don't fucking care. Yeah, and I talked about

01:16:45.359 --> 01:16:54.699
it. Happy Hot Topic! All right, so it's talking

01:16:54.699 --> 01:17:00.380
about Kaley Cuoco having her second baby. And

01:17:00.380 --> 01:17:06.300
then there was this, unfortunately. NBC's Maggie

01:17:06.300 --> 01:17:10.020
Vespa in hard -hit Streeter, Illinois this morning.

01:17:10.060 --> 01:17:13.720
Maggie, good morning. Hey Savannah, good morning.

01:17:13.760 --> 01:17:15.760
And by the light of day, you can see this damage

01:17:15.760 --> 01:17:19.460
is absolutely breathtaking. This home, obviously.

01:17:19.880 --> 01:17:22.239
I don't think breathtaking is the right word.

01:17:22.720 --> 01:17:24.800
I'd say maybe jaw dropping. To me, when I think

01:17:24.800 --> 01:17:26.600
of breathtaking, I'm like, oh my God, my wife

01:17:26.600 --> 01:17:29.819
looks breathtaking in that dress. Completely

01:17:29.819 --> 01:17:32.079
destroyed. And neighbors just confirmed to us,

01:17:32.119 --> 01:17:34.539
this is the home where they say a couple was

01:17:34.539 --> 01:17:37.260
pulled from the rubble, trapped in their basement.

01:17:37.380 --> 01:17:40.899
We should probably evacuate it. the tornado hit

01:17:40.899 --> 01:17:43.319
overnight and then we push past it it's not just

01:17:43.319 --> 01:17:45.199
this home it's all right so that's the tornado

01:17:45.199 --> 01:17:54.060
that sucks poor illinois all right it's time

01:17:54.060 --> 01:18:09.819
for britney spears news Six, now I ran big mic,

01:18:09.899 --> 01:18:12.979
big rating. Talk wild about sex, love dating.

01:18:13.220 --> 01:18:16.000
Slip beat, sun signal, hit the equator. Local

01:18:16.000 --> 01:18:19.100
boy talk like a glowing narrator. Lame, Lula

01:18:19.100 --> 01:18:21.960
on the grill, shit queen. Her on the board, her

01:18:21.960 --> 01:18:24.260
on the screen. Freeze, it's free day. Y 'all

01:18:24.260 --> 01:18:26.840
fell for the plan. Hope ain't spun by the suits,

01:18:26.880 --> 01:18:30.220
not the fans. Britney News is black, crap, crazy,

01:18:30.279 --> 01:18:33.279
crazy. Y 'all got play. And the story got hazy

01:18:33.279 --> 01:18:35.539
They sold you a script, y 'all caught it It cost,

01:18:35.720 --> 01:18:37.739
but the cash came first, she just gave them love

01:18:37.739 --> 01:18:40.760
Spread me news, it's back crap crazy They wrote

01:18:40.760 --> 01:18:43.220
the whole time, y 'all call it amazing Turn that

01:18:43.220 --> 01:18:45.680
dial, hoppy touch through the scam Girl watch

01:18:45.680 --> 01:18:49.300
show, buddy talk like fam Throwback joints in

01:18:49.300 --> 01:18:52.560
the cut, we vibin' Then we dive deep in the lousy

01:18:52.560 --> 01:18:55.800
right Seen idols push like perfect angles Every

01:18:55.800 --> 01:18:59.460
tabloid angle, all triangles Fins to the truth

01:18:59.460 --> 01:19:02.060
look fake, whole fanbase fake Like a birthday

01:19:02.060 --> 01:19:04.640
cake, you were hashtags, merch, and a wristband

01:19:04.640 --> 01:19:07.680
They were private jets, you were quicksand Britney

01:19:07.680 --> 01:19:10.739
Nunes is black, crap, crazy, crazy Y 'all got

01:19:10.739 --> 01:19:13.180
played and the story got hazed They sold you

01:19:13.180 --> 01:19:15.420
a script, y 'all called it a cause But the cash

01:19:15.420 --> 01:19:17.420
came first, you just gave them a plot Britney

01:19:17.420 --> 01:19:20.279
Nunes is black, crap, crazy They wrote the whole

01:19:20.279 --> 01:19:22.779
plot, y 'all called it amazing Turn that dial,

01:19:22.859 --> 01:19:25.439
hoppy cut through the scam Worldwide show, but

01:19:25.439 --> 01:19:30.760
it's Them huns, huns Who you love, who you love

01:19:30.760 --> 01:19:32.619
Her a bust, her a bust You know on the left,

01:19:32.619 --> 01:19:34.979
pockets geek that real If it sound too clean,

01:19:35.100 --> 01:19:37.479
then it ain't that real From the bay to the bay

01:19:37.479 --> 01:19:41.039
of Tokyo Same old game, it's a different show

01:19:41.039 --> 01:19:47.260
Pretty news is back, crap crazy, crazy Y 'all

01:19:47.260 --> 01:19:50.060
got played and the story got hazed Told you a

01:19:50.060 --> 01:19:52.140
script, y 'all called it a cause But the cash

01:19:52.140 --> 01:19:54.520
came first, you just gave them flaws Pretty news

01:19:54.520 --> 01:20:10.739
is back, crap crazy, crazy Oh, yeah. 856 -4900.

01:20:12.079 --> 01:20:21.100
856 -494 -6773. 67. You can tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio.

01:20:21.100 --> 01:20:24.239
You can always email me. RyanHobbyRadio at gmail

01:20:24.239 --> 01:20:39.579
.com. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na. I think of...

01:20:39.579 --> 01:20:42.600
Here's Pierce Hilton talking about Britney Spears.

01:20:44.199 --> 01:20:47.220
Me. Why is something like the World Cup so important

01:20:47.220 --> 01:20:50.760
in a time like today? It's amazing just to bring

01:20:50.760 --> 01:20:53.819
the world together and especially having it here

01:20:53.819 --> 01:20:57.479
in Los Angeles after over 30 years. so tonight

01:20:57.479 --> 01:21:00.680
is so iconic and it's just very special and i've

01:21:00.680 --> 01:21:03.199
grown up here my whole life so i can't wait to

01:21:03.199 --> 01:21:05.859
support the usa here tonight when i think of

01:21:05.859 --> 01:21:08.880
american pop culture i immediately think of you

01:21:08.880 --> 01:21:12.260
you are such a staple to the culture what would

01:21:12.260 --> 01:21:15.420
be your like number one thing when it comes to

01:21:15.420 --> 01:21:17.720
american pop culture is like what is a staple

01:21:17.720 --> 01:21:26.159
for you i think of Me. Yeah, as you should. You

01:21:26.159 --> 01:21:29.520
are so pop culture. That is so narcissistic.

01:21:30.239 --> 01:21:34.060
American pop culture. So you're our number one

01:21:34.060 --> 01:21:37.020
first ever influencer. Your husband Carter is

01:21:37.020 --> 01:21:39.380
here. He was proudly taking videos. You know,

01:21:39.399 --> 01:21:41.579
your plowser. Of you doing the step and repeat.

01:21:42.039 --> 01:21:44.319
Have the kids. Whenever I hear the word step

01:21:44.319 --> 01:21:46.340
and repeat, I think of our promotions team. Then

01:21:46.340 --> 01:21:49.600
we grab the step and repeat. Gotten into sports

01:21:49.600 --> 01:21:51.680
or are they interested in soccer at all yet?

01:21:52.220 --> 01:21:54.739
I can't wait till Phoenix plays soccer and I

01:21:54.739 --> 01:21:58.319
could be a soccer mom. But now they love basketball.

01:21:58.659 --> 01:22:01.039
They love just... They haven't played soccer

01:22:01.039 --> 01:22:04.619
yet, but they... They kick the ball around the

01:22:04.619 --> 01:22:07.779
backyard. But yeah, they're so cute. They're

01:22:07.779 --> 01:22:09.460
my little angels. I feel so lucky to be their

01:22:09.460 --> 01:22:13.600
mom. I love that you're like, they're my little

01:22:13.600 --> 01:22:15.460
angels. They're two and three. You've got to...

01:22:15.720 --> 01:22:18.079
Terrible two on your hand and a three -nager.

01:22:18.300 --> 01:22:20.279
Are you struggling like the rest? Who's ever

01:22:20.279 --> 01:22:22.439
said three -nager? Best of us toddler parents.

01:22:22.779 --> 01:22:27.180
I feel so lucky. My babies are so kind and sweet.

01:22:27.899 --> 01:22:30.479
They are just... Everyone always says, oh, the

01:22:30.479 --> 01:22:32.500
terrible two is like, it's so hard. I have not

01:22:32.500 --> 01:22:34.420
experienced that with them. Oh, yeah, it's going

01:22:34.420 --> 01:22:38.239
to happen soon. And that kid has a big head.

01:22:38.300 --> 01:22:40.079
I mean, you know, coming out of the vagina. Literally

01:22:40.079 --> 01:22:42.760
the sweetest little angels in the world. Phoenix

01:22:42.760 --> 01:22:45.409
is the... Best big brother to London. He's so

01:22:45.409 --> 01:22:49.069
protective of her and they're inseparable. That's

01:22:49.069 --> 01:22:50.590
kind of good, you know. She seems like she'd

01:22:50.590 --> 01:22:53.810
be a good mom. I mean, her sex tapes and camera

01:22:53.810 --> 01:22:56.189
footage wasn't great, but it was better than

01:22:56.189 --> 01:22:58.310
Kim Kardashian's. Really cute to watch them grow

01:22:58.310 --> 01:23:00.609
up together. You're so blessed. Are you guys

01:23:00.609 --> 01:23:03.390
planning anything for Father's Day? Yes, we're

01:23:03.390 --> 01:23:08.050
going to celebrate Dad. Yeah, he plows her and

01:23:08.050 --> 01:23:11.289
pounds her. Best and probably cook something

01:23:11.289 --> 01:23:14.949
at home and just chill and relax. Yeah, just

01:23:14.949 --> 01:23:16.710
have a nice family day. Do you have a favorite

01:23:16.710 --> 01:23:18.829
dish of yours that you prepare? Anything special

01:23:18.829 --> 01:23:21.890
that you do? We love to make lasagna together.

01:23:22.670 --> 01:23:25.369
Oh, yeah. You know, she be firing on that. And

01:23:25.369 --> 01:23:27.310
then lastly, if you can get like three MVPs on

01:23:27.310 --> 01:23:28.729
your team right now, who would those people be?

01:23:28.789 --> 01:23:32.569
It could be anyone in the world. Me. Narcissist.

01:23:32.930 --> 01:23:37.520
Hell yeah! Britney Spears! She'll be far enough

01:23:37.520 --> 01:23:40.640
to that lasagna if she comes over. Kesha and

01:23:40.640 --> 01:23:43.720
Demi Lovato. There you go. Oh, that'd be a good

01:23:43.720 --> 01:23:46.000
foursome. Time for Emily Ratajkowski's A Hot

01:23:46.000 --> 01:24:10.449
Piece of Ass. Been too smooth, shoes on point,

01:24:10.609 --> 01:24:15.329
hair a little wild Every head turn, you lit it

01:24:15.329 --> 01:25:33.789
up for miles BE DROPPPED! Keep stomping crowd

01:25:33.789 --> 01:25:37.270
stays close You laugh like you know you're the

01:25:37.270 --> 01:25:41.569
one they chose Gold on your wrist, flash when

01:25:41.569 --> 01:28:07.439
you turn it up today. Oh, yeah. 856 -49 -HOPPY.

01:28:07.720 --> 01:28:15.539
That's 856 -494 -6773. 6 -7. You can tweet at

01:28:15.539 --> 01:28:19.199
me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email me,

01:28:19.279 --> 01:28:29.449
RyanHoppyRadio at Julian .com. Emily Ratajkowski

01:28:29.449 --> 01:28:31.869
is shedding some light into her split from Sebastian

01:28:31.869 --> 01:28:35.250
Bear McClard. It's got to be so hard being as

01:28:35.250 --> 01:28:39.350
freaking hard as she is. The part of me wonders

01:28:39.350 --> 01:28:44.069
if she's really good in bed. But a part of me

01:28:44.069 --> 01:28:46.510
wonder is if she's kind of pretentious or she

01:28:46.510 --> 01:28:50.789
lays there like a missionary queen. I used to

01:28:50.789 --> 01:28:55.369
be so grateful. The baby. Nearly five years after

01:28:55.369 --> 01:28:57.510
the former couple decided to call the quits,

01:28:57.689 --> 01:29:00.170
the model shares in a new essay for the cut when

01:29:00.170 --> 01:29:02.270
she stopped having sex with her then husband

01:29:02.270 --> 01:29:04.390
and how it was around the time they welcomed

01:29:04.390 --> 01:29:07.909
their son Sylvester in 2021. Oh yeah, you often

01:29:07.909 --> 01:29:12.149
hear that once the kid comes around, the house

01:29:12.149 --> 01:29:15.680
smells like... And all of a sudden, you're not

01:29:15.680 --> 01:29:19.939
having as much sex. Telling the outlet, it was

01:29:19.939 --> 01:29:22.739
a violent transition into a new reality of a

01:29:22.739 --> 01:29:25.239
screaming baby on my aching tit and ring on my

01:29:25.239 --> 01:29:29.319
swollen finger. Yeah, I don't know, man. It's

01:29:29.319 --> 01:29:33.340
just, I like getting my rocks off. And I cannot

01:29:33.340 --> 01:29:38.960
imagine anything worse than not getting my rocks

01:29:38.960 --> 01:29:41.449
off because I'm a crying kid. which is why I

01:29:41.449 --> 01:29:44.670
got a vasectomy. She continues, in a time period

01:29:44.670 --> 01:29:47.210
that felt both instant and excruciatingly slow,

01:29:47.449 --> 01:29:50.409
my marriage collapsed. This is what I tell women

01:29:50.409 --> 01:29:54.550
all the friggin' time, including my exes, is

01:29:54.550 --> 01:29:56.609
that if you're, and people that are married should

01:29:56.609 --> 01:29:58.369
tell us that our significant other, I don't care

01:29:58.369 --> 01:30:00.670
what ethnicity, not what ethnicity, I guess that

01:30:00.670 --> 01:30:03.250
too, but whatever orientation you are, if you're

01:30:03.250 --> 01:30:05.949
not having sex with your partner, you're just

01:30:05.949 --> 01:30:10.239
roommates. Six months after my son was born,

01:30:10.380 --> 01:30:12.859
my husband and I stopped having sex. That's bad!

01:30:12.859 --> 01:30:16.739
Less than a year later, we separated. Yeah! Because

01:30:16.739 --> 01:30:20.880
guys are horny! Nah, we don't just care about

01:30:20.880 --> 01:30:23.979
sex. That's the misconstrued thing that happens

01:30:23.979 --> 01:30:27.680
around here. It's people think that just because

01:30:27.680 --> 01:30:29.560
we want to get our rocks off that we don't care

01:30:29.560 --> 01:30:32.300
about girls. We care about girls, but we're born

01:30:32.300 --> 01:30:34.979
to get our rocks off. And when you stop providing

01:30:34.979 --> 01:30:37.800
that after you're married to a hottie like her,

01:30:37.960 --> 01:30:40.680
it makes you wonder if you're even wanted. when

01:30:40.680 --> 01:30:42.939
they filed for divorce from Sebastian in September

01:30:42.939 --> 01:30:50.140
2022, ending their four -year marriage. And following

01:30:50.140 --> 01:30:52.460
the split, the model, who has been linked to

01:30:52.460 --> 01:30:55.319
Eric Andre P. Davidson and Harry Styles since

01:30:55.319 --> 01:31:00.760
her divorce, says she went through a phase of

01:31:00.760 --> 01:31:10.819
wanting to be a quote, new kind of woman. It's

01:31:10.819 --> 01:31:13.800
a fact. If you're not having sex with your significant

01:31:13.800 --> 01:31:16.979
other, what are you doing? And to do that, it

01:31:16.979 --> 01:31:20.359
involved a lot of hookups. Oh, yeah, that's got

01:31:20.359 --> 01:31:22.500
to make him feel good seeing the headlines. I

01:31:22.500 --> 01:31:24.600
mean, there's nothing worse than thinking about

01:31:24.600 --> 01:31:28.680
your ex. You know, they got that one scale. Maybe

01:31:28.680 --> 01:31:31.300
if they're on top, they kiss you. The one thing

01:31:31.300 --> 01:31:33.939
you do that they're like, oh. Like one of my

01:31:33.939 --> 01:31:35.359
exes used to go when I would have sex with her.

01:31:35.420 --> 01:31:38.699
Oh, this is your vagina. And then we broke up.

01:31:38.840 --> 01:31:40.779
And now I think about her telling another guy

01:31:40.779 --> 01:31:43.920
that that was mine. I wanted to destroy the Madonna.

01:31:44.260 --> 01:31:46.659
The special girl I'd worked so hard to be. Oh

01:31:46.659 --> 01:31:50.340
yeah, you're a good girl, you know. For an eight

01:31:50.340 --> 01:31:53.319
pound baby, I tore my vagina in two and replaced

01:31:53.319 --> 01:31:58.060
her with a whore. Wow. Mother of the year. That

01:31:58.060 --> 01:31:59.699
kid's not going to be made fun of in the future.

01:32:00.000 --> 01:32:18.590
Mmm. Ah. Side chick news. We talking Massey today.

01:32:18.970 --> 01:32:24.050
Uh, mic check. Welcome to the surf. Riding in

01:32:24.050 --> 01:32:25.789
the booth, cutting straight through the surf.

01:32:25.930 --> 01:32:28.609
Call it like I see it. Feelings in the hearse,

01:32:28.609 --> 01:32:31.470
kid. You click the T, now you get the whole thermos.

01:32:31.470 --> 01:32:33.930
The libs playing games, acting like they saints.

01:32:34.010 --> 01:32:36.350
Got a whole spouse home, still sliding to the

01:32:36.350 --> 01:32:39.130
dates. Screenshots saved, little goodnight, babe.

01:32:39.350 --> 01:32:41.649
Then they on a yacht pick, trying to hide the

01:32:41.649 --> 01:33:03.439
face. We expose, we amuse. Yeah, we say it like

01:33:03.439 --> 01:33:06.079
it is on an afternoon cruise. It's the side chick

01:33:06.079 --> 01:33:08.880
news. Whole world tuned to the truth. You can

01:33:08.880 --> 01:33:11.539
hide from your man, can't hide from this booze.

01:33:11.600 --> 01:33:17.619
Side chick news. Who you trying to text? Got

01:33:17.619 --> 01:33:20.060
a ring on your hand Still shopping for the next

01:33:20.060 --> 01:33:22.479
P All team stressing, trying to spin it for the

01:33:22.479 --> 01:33:24.979
press But the group chat memes got receipts on

01:33:24.979 --> 01:33:27.560
deck From the field goals missing to the model

01:33:27.560 --> 01:33:30.520
in the mist One post off life, next post side

01:33:30.520 --> 01:33:33.560
twist You a free spirit but the rent still split

01:33:33.560 --> 01:33:36.619
Funny how the timeline never shows that bit Look,

01:33:36.720 --> 01:33:39.399
I'm just reading what the headlines say I'm the

01:33:39.399 --> 01:33:42.220
voice in your car, you pretend you hate Laughing

01:33:42.220 --> 01:33:44.720
at the drama, yeah we know it ain't new Same

01:33:44.720 --> 01:33:46.430
story, same story Every new face, welcome back

01:33:46.430 --> 01:33:49.409
to the zoo. This that side chick news. Side chick

01:33:49.409 --> 01:33:52.930
news. Ryan, I'll be gone soon. Every fraud, every

01:33:52.930 --> 01:33:56.050
fling, every late night move. We exposed, we

01:33:56.050 --> 01:33:58.890
amused. Yeah, we say it like it is on an afternoon

01:33:58.890 --> 01:34:02.130
cruise. Side chick news. Whole world tuned to

01:34:02.130 --> 01:34:04.489
the truth. You can't hide from your man, can't

01:34:04.489 --> 01:34:09.409
hide from this booze. Side chick news. Breaking,

01:34:09.609 --> 01:34:12.489
breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking,

01:34:12.609 --> 01:34:16.420
breaking. Another is complicated. Another we

01:34:16.420 --> 01:34:19.960
were on a break Expectation, explanation If you

01:34:19.960 --> 01:34:23.220
gotta say we low -key, that's the clue You ain't

01:34:23.220 --> 01:34:29.960
made, you just headline fool Woo! Side chick

01:34:29.960 --> 01:34:33.079
news This that side chick news Side chick news

01:34:33.079 --> 01:34:36.520
Right, I be gon' choose Every fraud, every fling,

01:34:36.520 --> 01:34:40.079
every late night move We exposed, we amused Yeah,

01:34:40.079 --> 01:34:42.460
we say it like it is, only happening on cruise

01:34:42.460 --> 01:35:03.180
Side chick news 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3

01:35:03.180 --> 01:35:09.279
-6 -7. You can tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio.

01:35:09.279 --> 01:35:13.220
You can always email me. RyanHobbyRadio .com.

01:35:20.739 --> 01:35:26.220
No! Happy Hot Topic! Ethan Slater steps out for

01:35:26.220 --> 01:35:28.560
his first public appearance after his split from

01:35:28.560 --> 01:35:33.659
Ariana Grande. What a loser! Not only did you

01:35:33.659 --> 01:35:35.960
lose your high school sweetheart that had your

01:35:35.960 --> 01:35:41.560
back during the ups and downs, but no! You lost

01:35:41.560 --> 01:35:46.609
Ariana, dude! Was it? Was it worth it? I bet

01:35:46.609 --> 01:35:50.329
it totally was worth it to ruin a nice nuclear

01:35:50.329 --> 01:35:56.489
family you had to be with Ariana. A relationship

01:35:56.489 --> 01:36:01.329
that begins on infidelity always ends in infidelity.

01:36:01.609 --> 01:36:05.510
But that wasn't true. And for some reason, she's

01:36:05.510 --> 01:36:12.479
like a millennial. What's her name? Just days

01:36:12.479 --> 01:36:17.319
after news broke that Ethan and Ariana ended

01:36:17.319 --> 01:36:19.560
their relationship, the Wicked star makes his

01:36:19.560 --> 01:36:21.619
first public appearance at Shakespeare in the

01:36:21.619 --> 01:36:24.300
Park's Romeo and Juliet at the Delacorte Theater

01:36:24.300 --> 01:36:27.340
in New York City's Central Park on June 11. Reminds

01:36:27.340 --> 01:36:33.159
me of that rap song, Romeo and Juliet. For the

01:36:33.159 --> 01:36:35.380
outing, Ethan keeps his look casual, wearing

01:36:35.380 --> 01:36:37.840
a white t -shirt, black pants, and white sneakers

01:36:37.840 --> 01:36:40.359
on the green carpet at the event. You know how

01:36:40.359 --> 01:36:43.420
he played Spongebob? I bet Ariana cheated him

01:36:43.420 --> 01:36:50.279
with Patrick! You know, Patrick and Squidward

01:36:50.279 --> 01:36:57.380
probably ran a train on her! Almost four years

01:36:57.380 --> 01:36:59.739
after the pair met on the set of Wicked in 2022

01:36:59.739 --> 01:37:04.979
and began dating the summer after. I'm wondering

01:37:04.979 --> 01:37:06.560
if she's hugging up with that black girl from

01:37:06.560 --> 01:37:09.439
the movie. Tells E! News on June 8th, they have

01:37:09.439 --> 01:37:11.920
quietly been broken up after nearly three years

01:37:11.920 --> 01:37:16.100
together. Yeah, I kind of had that feeling. Because

01:37:16.100 --> 01:37:18.100
we hadn't heard from them recently. They've been

01:37:18.100 --> 01:37:20.979
radio silent. We didn't hear anything. None at

01:37:20.979 --> 01:37:24.149
all. News of the couple's split comes after speculation

01:37:24.149 --> 01:37:26.829
that their relationship had hit rocky territory.

01:37:27.270 --> 01:37:30.170
Yeah, you don't say. A relationship that began

01:37:30.170 --> 01:37:35.270
without morals ending like that? No way! Breaking

01:37:35.270 --> 01:37:38.430
news! Having made fewer public appearances as

01:37:38.430 --> 01:37:41.109
a couple in recent months. Oh, good luck, Ethan.

01:37:41.369 --> 01:37:43.850
You'll always be known as a cheater. And a loser!

01:37:46.279 --> 01:37:49.060
You peaked doing Wicked and Spongebob, you mon.

01:37:49.619 --> 01:37:54.380
Happy Hot Topic. Next up, Steven Spielberg. While

01:37:54.380 --> 01:37:56.539
the director's career has been nothing short

01:37:56.539 --> 01:38:00.319
of legendary. I was opening up on one gig that

01:38:00.319 --> 01:38:02.060
he did not get, telling the Rest Is Entertainment

01:38:02.060 --> 01:38:05.340
podcast how the producers of one franchise repeatedly

01:38:05.340 --> 01:38:08.039
turned him down. It was James Bond. It's got

01:38:08.039 --> 01:38:10.739
to suck, you know. He would have ruined it, though.

01:38:14.879 --> 01:38:17.380
It's been more than three months since Maria,

01:38:17.479 --> 01:38:19.619
a U .S. citizen and mother of three in Tennessee,

01:38:19.880 --> 01:38:24.199
has seen her husband, Orlin Carrasco. Despite

01:38:24.199 --> 01:38:26.600
having no removal order or criminal convictions,

01:38:26.840 --> 01:38:29.460
Carrasco, who entered the U .S. as a 17 -year

01:38:29.460 --> 01:38:32.399
-old unaccompanied minor in 2013, was detained

01:38:32.399 --> 01:38:35.859
by immigration authorities. Listen, I don't think

01:38:35.859 --> 01:38:39.760
we have an immigration problem. But the thing

01:38:39.760 --> 01:38:43.989
is this. is then we're all immigrants and if

01:38:43.989 --> 01:38:46.270
they're not a criminal i i don't know i'm indifferent

01:38:46.270 --> 01:38:48.710
because i kind of think we need to work on our

01:38:48.710 --> 01:38:51.909
immigration problem but the way trump is doing

01:38:51.909 --> 01:38:55.090
it it's not it dog the courthouse in tennessee

01:38:55.090 --> 01:38:58.909
after paying fees all right so there's a and

01:38:58.909 --> 01:39:02.880
then there's this right here this loser Tim Allen

01:39:02.880 --> 01:39:05.300
says he never really wanted to be a dad before

01:39:05.300 --> 01:39:08.220
welcoming his daughters. That's got to make them

01:39:08.220 --> 01:39:12.699
feel great. Daddy never wanted us. The Toy Story

01:39:12.699 --> 01:39:15.340
5 actor admits that fatherhood wasn't a milestone

01:39:15.340 --> 01:39:18.239
he expected to reach before welcoming kids Catherine

01:39:18.239 --> 01:39:21.079
Allen, now 36 years old, with ex Laura Diebel.

01:39:21.340 --> 01:39:24.079
Look at that ex. How could you not, you know?

01:39:24.939 --> 01:39:27.439
How would you pull out? As well as Elizabeth

01:39:27.439 --> 01:39:31.300
Allen Dick, now 17 years old, with wife Jane

01:39:31.300 --> 01:39:34.560
Hajduk. Tim tells Us Weekly in an interview published

01:39:34.560 --> 01:39:37.699
on June 10th, I never really wanted to be a dad.

01:39:37.840 --> 01:39:40.500
I joke about it on stage. I've just never been

01:39:40.500 --> 01:39:43.359
a real fan of children. He continues, it was

01:39:43.359 --> 01:39:46.060
a work in progress. My wife says we wish we'd

01:39:46.060 --> 01:39:48.180
had five kids because you learn on the first

01:39:48.180 --> 01:39:51.119
two. Ah, man. That would have been a bowling

01:39:51.119 --> 01:39:54.569
alley down there. The Uber driver that Kether

01:39:54.569 --> 01:39:57.430
Sutherland threatened is filing a lawsuit. Shia

01:39:57.430 --> 01:39:59.449
LaBeouf spent his birthday with his girlfriend.

01:39:59.750 --> 01:40:02.130
Nick Greener wants to use his dad's money to

01:40:02.130 --> 01:40:04.989
help defend his murder. Elon Musk is going to

01:40:04.989 --> 01:40:09.770
that stupid White House event. Sabrina Carpenter's

01:40:09.770 --> 01:40:12.189
stalker is mad that he has a restraining order.

01:40:12.310 --> 01:40:15.010
She put one there. Spencer Pratt is still being

01:40:15.010 --> 01:40:20.050
a little bitch about losing that. The influencer

01:40:20.050 --> 01:40:22.029
that died overseas with that weird white guy,

01:40:22.109 --> 01:40:24.569
Ashley Jenea, said she threatened to commit suicide

01:40:24.569 --> 01:40:27.050
and her husband was talking about that. What

01:40:27.050 --> 01:40:30.829
do we got here? Blueface's music royalty sees

01:40:30.829 --> 01:40:34.470
the Pace Soulja Boy's baby mama. Yeah, that girl's

01:40:34.470 --> 01:40:41.369
just a buster. And Daphne Joy said she'd choose

01:40:41.369 --> 01:40:45.210
Fat Joe over Drake. You know, if she had the

01:40:45.210 --> 01:40:50.789
option, she'd do both at once. And she's nodding.

01:40:51.270 --> 01:40:55.449
Here's Courtney Stodden. Saying my smaller boobs

01:40:55.449 --> 01:41:01.090
have been spiraling. She's so freaking hot. I

01:41:01.090 --> 01:41:10.430
love Courtney Stodden. She's so hot. It's bothersome

01:41:10.430 --> 01:41:14.489
how hot she is. It's like, God. Sit on my lap.

01:41:16.989 --> 01:41:22.380
Here she is right now. Hi, Courtney. How are

01:41:22.380 --> 01:41:26.699
you? Oh, hi. How are you? Oh, hi. Good. Good

01:41:26.699 --> 01:41:28.359
to see you again. Good to see you. I'm with my

01:41:28.359 --> 01:41:31.079
doctor. Oh, my God. You talk like a 12 -year

01:41:31.079 --> 01:41:34.340
-old. But you got the mind of a 12 -year -old.

01:41:34.420 --> 01:41:36.600
Hi, doctor. How are you? I'm good. How are you?

01:41:36.779 --> 01:41:40.239
Good to see you. Yeah, she blew him. Hey. I wanted

01:41:40.239 --> 01:41:42.859
a husband as well. A husband? I had a husband.

01:41:43.300 --> 01:41:48.369
Yeah. Can we see your boobs? I wanted to ask

01:41:48.369 --> 01:41:52.010
you, how have you been doing since having your

01:41:52.010 --> 01:41:53.949
breast reduction? Oh, my God. I feel like there's

01:41:53.949 --> 01:41:55.590
been like... They're not that much smaller. They're

01:41:55.590 --> 01:41:58.510
still nice. A weight lifted off my chest. Yeah,

01:41:58.550 --> 01:42:01.529
no pun intended. Also, the back pain. This guy's

01:42:01.529 --> 01:42:05.670
incredible. I mean, when I was young, you know,

01:42:05.670 --> 01:42:08.180
like... I just wanted to get my hands on the

01:42:08.180 --> 01:42:11.920
biggest breast plants ever. Oh, yeah. Ever. To,

01:42:12.039 --> 01:42:14.479
like, prove to the world I was a woman. Yeah,

01:42:15.039 --> 01:42:17.859
she got exploited years ago. I was able to just,

01:42:17.880 --> 01:42:20.739
like, stop attacking me. And I was so young.

01:42:20.760 --> 01:42:22.579
I didn't know what I was doing. Yeah, you didn't

01:42:22.579 --> 01:42:26.199
know. You know, her body counts as long as it's

01:42:26.199 --> 01:42:30.340
CVS or something. So I went back to the best

01:42:30.340 --> 01:42:34.579
group doctor ever. And we said Boob Voyage, right?

01:42:34.699 --> 01:42:37.140
Oh, yeah. That should be the name of your podcast.

01:42:37.659 --> 01:42:40.119
And we just got some really good ones. So I'm

01:42:40.119 --> 01:42:48.699
35, 24, 35. This doctor is amazing. I'm so sick

01:42:48.699 --> 01:42:52.159
and tired. Listen, do I think that Taylor Swift

01:42:52.159 --> 01:42:54.779
should have been courtside? I mean, they did

01:42:54.779 --> 01:42:57.319
it for attention, and they got Toy Story 5 coming

01:42:57.319 --> 01:42:59.840
out, so it's all publicity stunt. I know she's

01:42:59.840 --> 01:43:02.159
quote -unquote the next thing. I don't believe

01:43:02.159 --> 01:43:06.289
it. But Hank Azaria got free tickets to the Knicks

01:43:06.289 --> 01:43:08.489
fan, to the Knicks game, but he was mad that

01:43:08.489 --> 01:43:11.270
he wasn't courtside. And Hank Azaria, he played

01:43:11.270 --> 01:43:15.409
Brockmur. He did voices on the Simpsons. He's

01:43:15.409 --> 01:43:17.369
such a douche for doing this. He was complaining

01:43:17.369 --> 01:43:20.210
about Taylor Swift. Dad, of course she's going

01:43:20.210 --> 01:43:23.029
to be courtside over you. You're famous, but

01:43:23.029 --> 01:43:28.909
you're not that famous. I tell you the one that

01:43:28.909 --> 01:43:32.180
bothered me was Taylor Swift. Lime, you're a

01:43:32.180 --> 01:43:37.039
boomer, and you think you're so famous. Why?

01:43:37.279 --> 01:43:39.199
Come on. She just got here. I know she's the

01:43:39.199 --> 01:43:41.800
hugest thing in the world, but... Yeah, that's

01:43:41.800 --> 01:43:43.619
not the thing right there. You just said it.

01:43:43.659 --> 01:43:46.899
As much as I can't stand a woman, she is the

01:43:46.899 --> 01:43:49.060
hugest thing in the world, and you're not. I

01:43:49.060 --> 01:43:51.319
got to sit with her all through the NFL, and

01:43:51.319 --> 01:43:53.659
now she's at the guarding. I mean, it is annoying

01:43:53.659 --> 01:43:55.560
when they show her, but I get why they do it.

01:43:56.060 --> 01:43:59.000
Do I like it? No. But do I get it? Yes. Come

01:43:59.000 --> 01:44:01.939
on. Wow. She gets four seats. Her three friends.

01:44:01.979 --> 01:44:06.319
It's total bandwagon. Totally. I agree. I agree.

01:44:06.439 --> 01:44:08.819
But the fact that he still got free tickets and

01:44:08.819 --> 01:44:13.800
was able to go to the game. Shut up. Wow. Hank

01:44:13.800 --> 01:44:16.779
has been there since the 70s. Oh, good for you.

01:44:18.880 --> 01:44:23.039
As much as I can stand bandwagons. You know what's

01:44:23.039 --> 01:44:25.960
even worse than a bandwagoner? Is somebody that's

01:44:25.960 --> 01:44:28.359
like, oh, I've been watching since the Walt Frazier

01:44:28.359 --> 01:44:33.680
days. Good for freaking you. He's the voice actor

01:44:33.680 --> 01:44:37.319
for a generation. Like, this is... Oh, wow, you

01:44:37.319 --> 01:44:40.359
did The Simpsons. Show that's been on 20 years

01:44:40.359 --> 01:44:43.279
too long. And you did a funny show like Brockmire

01:44:43.279 --> 01:44:48.229
where you're playing yourself. Shut up. The man

01:44:48.229 --> 01:44:50.989
continues to be someone who stars in movies for

01:44:50.989 --> 01:44:54.329
the better part of 35, 40 years. Not that I question

01:44:54.329 --> 01:44:57.510
why she'd get the seat. I'm just tired of the

01:44:57.510 --> 01:44:58.789
whole Taylor Swift story. She did have three

01:44:58.789 --> 01:45:00.989
seats. I got the guest list in front of me right

01:45:00.989 --> 01:45:03.390
now. The Levitard show is so annoying. Although

01:45:03.390 --> 01:45:04.930
in the background, you know how there's the radio

01:45:04.930 --> 01:45:10.970
station WFAN? They have WFAT. Yeah, I don't know,

01:45:10.989 --> 01:45:14.529
Doug. These celebrities, even Fat Joe, we'll

01:45:14.529 --> 01:45:16.829
talk about the Joe Barton seats because he's

01:45:16.829 --> 01:45:20.750
in the fourth row. You're all losers, dad. Who

01:45:20.750 --> 01:45:24.149
cares? Hey, Gazaria, you lived a life. Shut your

01:45:24.149 --> 01:45:28.250
ass. All right. We'll be right back. Hang on.

01:45:29.329 --> 01:45:45.039
Happy hour. Happy hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy

01:45:45.039 --> 01:45:47.319
Hour will be right back. You probably had Taco

01:45:47.319 --> 01:45:50.800
Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all

01:45:50.800 --> 01:45:57.840
I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day. The

01:45:57.840 --> 01:46:00.699
semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't

01:46:00.699 --> 01:46:03.039
feel like listening to this next song, you can

01:46:03.039 --> 01:46:05.819
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

01:46:05.819 --> 01:46:08.239
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

01:46:11.770 --> 01:46:13.130
Looks like we gon' hit them in the head with

01:46:13.130 --> 01:46:15.449
this one right here, Fela Fija. Y 'all already

01:46:15.449 --> 01:46:17.869
know what it is. Dive! Don't let her see you

01:46:17.869 --> 01:46:20.050
rock, rock, rockin' it. Bitch gon' hear you rock,

01:46:20.069 --> 01:46:22.670
rock, rockin' it. Fela Fija, rock, rock, rockin'

01:46:22.689 --> 01:46:25.750
it. And it's like that. Turn it up. Now you know

01:46:25.750 --> 01:46:29.789
this is my song. Make me wanna break it down

01:46:29.789 --> 01:46:33.649
on you all night long. Got my little bit of skirt

01:46:33.649 --> 01:46:38.029
and my high heels on. All I need is a cutie and

01:46:38.029 --> 01:46:42.770
I can't go wrong. That's when... noticed you

01:46:42.770 --> 01:46:46.149
soon as I stepped into the room. The music's

01:46:46.149 --> 01:46:49.449
jumping, but I noticed something about you. So

01:46:49.449 --> 01:46:52.989
I just took it to the floor, hoping you would

01:46:52.989 --> 01:46:56.850
come and show me more. If it is like that, ooh,

01:46:57.010 --> 01:47:00.729
we'll teach you how to dance like that. And ooh,

01:47:00.970 --> 01:47:04.229
we'll teach you how to move like that. Yeah,

01:47:04.270 --> 01:47:08.149
ooh, I love it when you do it like that. And

01:47:08.149 --> 01:47:16.550
I know we Feeling real nice, and this spot's

01:47:16.550 --> 01:47:20.310
so hot, I could dance all night. Boy, you know

01:47:20.310 --> 01:47:23.729
you got me going, and I can't sit down. What

01:47:23.729 --> 01:47:26.789
you working with, baby? Well, I'm gonna find

01:47:26.789 --> 01:47:30.470
out. That's why, that's why I'm feeling what

01:47:30.470 --> 01:47:34.609
I'm feeling as I dance with you. My body's overheating,

01:47:34.609 --> 01:47:38.050
but I'm trying to be cool. Ooh, baby, when we

01:47:38.050 --> 01:47:41.310
leave the floor, I can't wait for you to show

01:47:41.310 --> 01:47:47.859
me. Who taught you how to dance like that? And

01:47:47.859 --> 01:47:52.220
who taught you how to move like that? Yeah, who

01:47:52.220 --> 01:47:56.439
I love when you do it like that And I know we

01:47:56.439 --> 01:48:00.479
gon' kick it tonight If it's like that All my

01:48:00.479 --> 01:48:02.340
ladies in the club tonight Hit the bar, take

01:48:02.340 --> 01:48:17.140
a shot and get, get rad If you get out of line,

01:48:17.239 --> 01:48:19.819
get off your ass Get on the grind, get on the

01:48:19.819 --> 01:48:21.800
floor, let me jump right behind Catch em in the

01:48:21.800 --> 01:48:24.720
club, jugglin' times, that's me No trees, no

01:48:24.720 --> 01:48:26.680
game, lookin' for them women that ain't got no

01:48:26.680 --> 01:48:28.659
ring Spread it for whatever like it ain't no

01:48:28.659 --> 01:48:30.779
thing Walkin' through the club like my shit don't

01:48:30.779 --> 01:48:35.079
fang, fang We on fire, we on fire, we on fire,

01:48:35.100 --> 01:48:38.680
we on fire We on fire, we on fire, we on fire

01:48:38.680 --> 01:48:43.520
Boy, you know that we don't have to kick it tonight

01:48:55.350 --> 01:48:59.789
Who taught you how to dance like that? And who

01:48:59.789 --> 01:49:04.810
taught you how to move it like that? Ooh, I love

01:49:04.810 --> 01:49:08.170
it when you do it like that And I know we gon'

01:49:08.250 --> 01:49:46.619
kick it tonight It's Noel in Pitbull. would like

01:49:46.619 --> 01:49:51.539
that. Although she sings it much more beautifully.

01:49:52.479 --> 01:50:00.720
I cannot sing for a life, I mean. That is. 856

01:50:00.720 --> 01:50:10.020
of 49. A happy. Whatever. Recording for the average

01:50:10.020 --> 01:50:12.119
Joe and Jane because we don't discriminate by

01:50:12.119 --> 01:50:14.979
gender. If you work hard, keep listening to Hoppy

01:50:14.979 --> 01:50:18.260
Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Howard by ADHD and too

01:50:18.260 --> 01:50:21.199
many Red Bulls. This is your program director's

01:50:21.199 --> 01:50:23.979
favorite radio show. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour

01:50:23.979 --> 01:50:27.000
with Ryan Hoppy. Let's be honest, they are not

01:50:27.000 --> 01:50:29.119
cool enough to understand it, but then again

01:50:29.119 --> 01:50:31.970
they're as bland as a saltine cracker. Hi, this

01:50:31.970 --> 01:50:34.210
is Rod Ryan from The Rod Ryan Show in Houston,

01:50:34.350 --> 01:50:37.569
Texas, and you're listening to The Hoppy Hour.

01:50:37.869 --> 01:50:40.189
Hey, hi, this is Tom Griswold from The Bob and

01:50:40.189 --> 01:50:42.810
Tom Show, and you're listening to The Hoppy Hour

01:50:42.810 --> 01:50:46.489
with Ryan Hoppy. Hey, it's Kavino from Kavino

01:50:46.489 --> 01:50:49.510
and Rich. You're listening to Ryan Hoppy. It's

01:50:49.510 --> 01:50:52.229
The Hoppy Hour. It's the hoppiest hour of them

01:50:52.229 --> 01:50:55.609
all. And now here's Ryan Hoppy with Hoppy Hour.

01:50:56.670 --> 01:51:11.460
Welcome to... And now for something completely

01:51:11.460 --> 01:51:32.890
different. Doors closing. Something completely

01:51:32.890 --> 01:51:38.489
different. It's time for happy in the morning.

01:51:41.630 --> 01:51:49.729
Happy hour. Happy hour. Ladies and gentlemen,

01:51:49.909 --> 01:51:54.130
here it is. The most listened to radio show on

01:51:54.130 --> 01:51:57.069
the planet. The other stations are tuned in too.

01:52:24.300 --> 01:52:32.359
Hey y 'all, motherfuckers, I make killers, motherfuckers,

01:52:32.359 --> 01:52:37.380
I hate, hey y 'all, yo, yo Static crackles, hoppy

01:52:37.380 --> 01:52:40.199
on the air, spilling radio secrets, man, he don't

01:52:40.199 --> 01:52:43.020
care Airing out the closet, skeletons in pairs,

01:52:43.300 --> 01:52:46.640
DJ drama, he's the one who dares Program directors

01:52:46.640 --> 01:52:49.640
scheming in the back rooms, payola playlists

01:52:49.640 --> 01:52:52.300
rigged like monsoons Fake callers on the line,

01:52:52.340 --> 01:52:54.750
they rehearse too soon, truth It's harder than

01:52:54.750 --> 01:52:57.890
a baseline boom. Radio snitching. Hockey spitting

01:52:57.890 --> 01:53:00.449
the truth. Pulling back the curtain. Exposing

01:53:00.449 --> 01:53:03.850
the booth. No more lies. No more disguise. He

01:53:03.850 --> 01:53:06.609
got the receipts. Calling out the spies. Morning

01:53:06.609 --> 01:53:09.670
shows faker than they laughs at six. Joe show.

01:53:09.970 --> 01:53:13.170
Host radio scripts. Interns running miles. Unpaid

01:53:13.170 --> 01:53:16.029
trips. While the suits sip coffee. Counting clicks.

01:53:16.510 --> 01:53:20.710
He's the voice. The FM fizz. Mic in hand. Cutting

01:53:20.710 --> 01:53:23.329
through veneers. Pulling cards. No regard. Hard

01:53:23.329 --> 01:53:26.050
for careers, broadcast assassin, they all in

01:53:26.050 --> 01:53:28.949
tears. Curved jingle, jingling, fake content's

01:53:28.949 --> 01:53:50.779
ringing, same top 40. I was getting so passionate,

01:53:50.859 --> 01:53:56.420
my headphones got unplugged. Oh, yeah. 856 -49

01:53:56.420 --> 01:54:03.000
-OB. That's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at

01:54:03.000 --> 01:54:09.060
me at RyanOBRadio. I love this news. My dog,

01:54:09.220 --> 01:54:14.079
Will Calder, is joining Baisley Media Group as

01:54:14.079 --> 01:54:16.420
the replacement for the legend known as Rick

01:54:16.420 --> 01:54:21.800
Thomas. Welcome to the Beasley Media Group family.

01:54:21.899 --> 01:54:24.779
Well, we love you. I like this headline here.

01:54:24.899 --> 01:54:29.279
One of the greatest radio shows of all time is

01:54:29.279 --> 01:54:36.380
the Bob and Brian show. Now, Bob and Brian are

01:54:36.380 --> 01:54:41.840
out of Wisconsin. And they got a great show.

01:54:42.119 --> 01:54:46.899
And they were interviewed by the thing that is

01:54:46.899 --> 01:54:53.180
unknown. And Spirit Sports Media. And actually,

01:54:53.239 --> 01:54:58.859
in honor of that show, we are going to play their

01:54:58.859 --> 01:55:05.539
intro. 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773.

01:55:05.619 --> 01:55:08.359
Yes, Bob and Brian have one of the greatest shows

01:55:08.359 --> 01:55:12.260
of all time. They've been on 102 .9 The Hog in

01:55:12.260 --> 01:55:18.619
good old Milwaukee for... 40 years, and I used

01:55:18.619 --> 01:55:21.300
to be able to hear them on summer days that were

01:55:21.300 --> 01:55:25.739
not cloudy. Mm -hmm. And it's a good show. I

01:55:25.739 --> 01:55:30.539
wish they podcasted their show. They don't. They

01:55:30.539 --> 01:55:32.640
do this thing where they podcast like five minutes.

01:55:32.739 --> 01:55:35.439
I'm like, podcast the whole show. You're driving

01:55:35.439 --> 01:55:38.239
me off the wall. I want to hear your show, guys.

01:55:38.560 --> 01:55:42.079
You're fucking legends. God, I love Bob and Brian.

01:55:44.020 --> 01:55:47.079
That's such a good show. And here's their intro.

01:55:49.000 --> 01:56:23.899
I love it. It's what you need to get you going

01:57:10.080 --> 01:57:32.520
And now, because it's not... You know how that

01:57:32.520 --> 01:57:34.579
guy last week called me a gay nerd? Well, I'm

01:57:34.579 --> 01:57:36.300
not gay, but maybe I am a nerd because I like

01:57:36.300 --> 01:57:38.859
the intros of radio shows. Here's Glenn Beck

01:57:38.859 --> 01:57:41.319
talking about when you change your show for ratings.

01:57:41.560 --> 01:57:43.500
I don't pay attention to the ratings. I never

01:57:43.500 --> 01:57:45.859
have. Yeah, we can tell. No one knows who you

01:57:45.859 --> 01:57:48.079
are besides the conservatives. I want to know

01:57:48.079 --> 01:57:51.819
the broad stroke. I've never changed anything

01:57:51.819 --> 01:57:57.380
because of the ratings. The number one thing

01:57:57.380 --> 01:58:01.479
you must have is authenticity. Got it. have to

01:58:01.479 --> 01:58:05.039
be the person you are if you're not they'll smoke

01:58:05.039 --> 01:58:07.539
you out so fast and you'll you'll be done yeah

01:58:07.539 --> 01:58:13.039
joseph actually that little um then you can you

01:58:13.039 --> 01:58:17.800
you can smoke smoke that ball if you are changing

01:58:17.800 --> 01:58:21.819
constantly for ratings you're never gonna you're

01:58:21.819 --> 01:58:23.899
never gonna make it so i don't pay attention

01:58:23.899 --> 01:58:26.539
to the ratings yeah there's like a healthy in

01:58:26.539 --> 01:58:32.130
between i'm like Do I wish I had 100 ,000 listeners

01:58:32.130 --> 01:58:35.770
a show? Sure. I'm still happy with 10 ,000 a

01:58:35.770 --> 01:58:39.689
month. That's something. People go, oh, your

01:58:39.689 --> 01:58:43.489
show stinks. No one listens to it. But then you

01:58:43.489 --> 01:58:48.729
know every word I say. Even in my bio for the

01:58:48.729 --> 01:58:50.489
podcast, it's like the show people pretend not

01:58:50.489 --> 01:58:53.689
to listen to. But you know every single one of

01:58:53.689 --> 01:58:57.600
my words. You might not like me as a person.

01:58:58.159 --> 01:59:02.399
And I know I'm not for everybody. But at the

01:59:02.399 --> 01:59:07.340
same time. Get out of my house. All right. It's

01:59:07.340 --> 01:59:10.119
time for Happy Zoops. Actually, let's see how

01:59:10.119 --> 01:59:12.420
long we've been recording. Oh, we got about 10

01:59:12.420 --> 01:59:15.060
seconds left on the Fresno feed. I love you.

01:59:16.060 --> 01:59:25.020
I'm about to cum. All right. Don't worry, Fresno.

01:59:25.039 --> 01:59:28.619
Hoppy Hour will be right back. There you go.

01:59:28.680 --> 01:59:31.380
That was for our Fresno show. All right. It's

01:59:31.380 --> 01:59:40.100
time for Hoppy's Hoops. Yo. Ryan Hoppy on the

01:59:40.100 --> 01:59:43.539
mic. Breaking down the scenes. NBA drama. Living

01:59:43.539 --> 01:59:46.340
out the dreams. Fancy wives wild. Stories about

01:59:46.340 --> 01:59:49.000
the queens. Dropping dollars bombs all in on

01:59:49.000 --> 01:59:51.619
the schemes. Hoppy's Hoops, man, he knows it

01:59:51.619 --> 01:59:56.039
all. Oh, yeah. It was funny. Last night, I thought

01:59:56.039 --> 01:59:59.079
it was game five, so I'm at a cover bar. I put

01:59:59.079 --> 02:00:02.039
on ABC on one of those illegal sites, allegedly,

02:00:02.279 --> 02:00:04.140
and I'm like, why are they showing Tim Allen

02:00:04.140 --> 02:00:07.539
for Toy Story 5? Totally thought it was tonight.

02:00:08.079 --> 02:00:10.659
I mean, last night, but if you're listening in

02:00:10.659 --> 02:00:14.000
the future and it's not Saturday, June 13th,

02:00:14.000 --> 02:00:20.229
either the next one or the... Good old Spurs

02:00:20.229 --> 02:00:24.710
forced a game six. Either way, Jalen Brunson

02:00:24.710 --> 02:00:29.270
and Carl Anthony Toms need to start out hot in

02:00:29.270 --> 02:00:31.670
the first quarter. They can't keep doing it,

02:00:31.689 --> 02:00:34.909
coming from behind. They can't keep, you know...

02:00:35.689 --> 02:00:38.090
Having to wait till the end. Just blow out the

02:00:38.090 --> 02:00:41.750
spurs. Because Wemby's a little bitch who thinks

02:00:41.750 --> 02:00:45.050
he's better than everybody. Bitch is nauseating

02:00:45.050 --> 02:00:50.250
as hell. And a little off -putting. We got some

02:00:50.250 --> 02:00:57.489
audio here. But 8 -5 -6. 49 -0. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9

02:00:57.489 --> 02:01:23.500
-4 -6 -7. 7 -3. Okay. Here we go. Oops. here

02:01:23.500 --> 02:01:26.380
is the uh coach of the spurs pretending that

02:01:26.380 --> 02:01:28.859
he doesn't hear the haters he's telling us he

02:01:28.859 --> 02:01:30.640
doesn't hear it but he doesn't have social media

02:01:30.640 --> 02:01:33.300
mitch looking back too was there anything that

02:01:33.770 --> 02:01:36.210
Could have been done differently on OG's tip

02:01:36.210 --> 02:01:38.949
-in after looking at the film. I don't know,

02:01:39.029 --> 02:01:41.590
maybe having a 7 '5 fucking Wemby in the paint.

02:01:41.850 --> 02:01:45.250
So, De 'Aaron's getting a lot of heat for decisions

02:01:45.250 --> 02:01:47.409
that he made in the game. Is that difficult to

02:01:47.409 --> 02:01:50.210
hear, knowing that all he did to get you guys,

02:01:50.270 --> 02:01:52.390
to help get you guys in this position? I don't

02:01:52.390 --> 02:01:54.409
really think it has as much to do with him as

02:01:54.409 --> 02:01:59.750
it does Castle and Wemby. Fox is a moron! And

02:01:59.750 --> 02:02:02.680
we all know that! Yeah, you know, I can't speak

02:02:02.680 --> 02:02:04.760
for everybody else. You know, I don't get into

02:02:04.760 --> 02:02:06.420
social media. I think I've probably been fired

02:02:06.420 --> 02:02:09.020
212 times. Well, you do know about what they're

02:02:09.020 --> 02:02:10.859
saying on social media. If you didn't know what

02:02:10.859 --> 02:02:12.760
was said on social media, you wouldn't know what

02:02:12.760 --> 02:02:16.260
was said. We traded Fox 72 times, and, you know,

02:02:16.279 --> 02:02:17.699
unfortunately, we still got to show up and play

02:02:17.699 --> 02:02:20.779
tomorrow, and I got to coach, so... You're barely

02:02:20.779 --> 02:02:23.220
coaching, let's be honest. The people that matter,

02:02:23.340 --> 02:02:26.579
we bond together, we stick together through the

02:02:26.579 --> 02:02:30.260
highs and lows. Whatever. You know, we were...

02:02:31.840 --> 02:02:34.760
I think, chosen to be in the play -in. And so

02:02:34.760 --> 02:02:36.920
there's a lot of things that happen. There you

02:02:36.920 --> 02:02:39.680
go. Defending your boy. He's one of those coaches

02:02:39.680 --> 02:02:41.439
that does not want to adjust because he doesn't

02:02:41.439 --> 02:02:42.819
want to admit he's wrong. De 'Aaron has to. Oops.

02:02:42.899 --> 02:02:45.000
He does not want to admit he's wrong because

02:02:45.000 --> 02:02:47.100
then he's going to be like, oh, yeah, I messed

02:02:47.100 --> 02:02:48.939
up as a coach, so he's doubling down on being

02:02:48.939 --> 02:02:52.880
a moron. Mm -hmm. Same with De 'Aaron Fox. Here

02:02:52.880 --> 02:02:56.739
is this guy, D -Lo, who's a Sacramento radio

02:02:56.739 --> 02:03:00.260
host. I'm a big fan of him. Mm -hmm. Even though

02:03:00.260 --> 02:03:02.619
he unfollowed me on Twitter. And here he is when

02:03:02.619 --> 02:03:05.159
De 'Aaron Fox played for the Sacramento Kings.

02:03:05.340 --> 02:03:08.159
Talking about De 'Aaron Fox, you know, as a player.

02:03:08.300 --> 02:03:10.500
And a lot of what he says here. I'm going to

02:03:10.500 --> 02:03:12.800
play it uninterrupted. I promise. A lot of what

02:03:12.800 --> 02:03:15.260
he says really equates to what he's doing now.

02:03:16.619 --> 02:03:21.060
De 'Aaron has to go. I have resisted saying that

02:03:21.060 --> 02:03:25.310
on the air for months. Maybe for seasons. De

02:03:25.310 --> 02:03:28.050
'Aaron's time as a Sacramento King is done. You

02:03:28.050 --> 02:03:30.229
can clip this. You can share it. You can tag

02:03:30.229 --> 02:03:31.869
all of the people that defend him on social media.

02:03:31.970 --> 02:03:34.729
I really don't care. I do not say this lightly.

02:03:35.109 --> 02:03:38.590
He has no heart. This whole fourth quarter Fox

02:03:38.590 --> 02:03:41.590
shit is such a charade because his ass lays out

02:03:41.590 --> 02:03:44.069
the first three quarters. How many star players

02:03:44.069 --> 02:03:46.850
do you question whether he gives a shit about

02:03:46.850 --> 02:03:49.569
the game he's playing in? And that press conference

02:03:49.569 --> 02:03:52.909
last night, bruh. It ain't going to make nobody

02:03:52.909 --> 02:03:56.550
feel any better. No. Tell us what happened. Own

02:03:56.550 --> 02:04:00.630
up to the fact you fucked up. Do that. Own up

02:04:00.630 --> 02:04:03.109
to the fact you screwed up the final play. Own

02:04:03.109 --> 02:04:04.869
up to the fact you was out there daydreaming.

02:04:04.970 --> 02:04:08.350
Own up to it. Ain't nobody trying to feel better.

02:04:08.430 --> 02:04:10.750
We want to hear you take accountability. Fucking

02:04:10.750 --> 02:04:15.710
acknowledge it. You couldn't do it. Yeah, they're

02:04:15.710 --> 02:04:18.130
laughing. And then Mike Brown got fired for critiquing

02:04:18.130 --> 02:04:21.180
him. No, where is? Oh, it's not going to make

02:04:21.180 --> 02:04:23.840
anybody feel better. Oh, it's just the Aaron

02:04:23.840 --> 02:04:28.340
being the Aaron. Hey, the moron. Okay. All right.

02:04:28.479 --> 02:04:30.819
Since we've blown this whole thing up, since

02:04:30.819 --> 02:04:33.739
we hold in the only coach that has been successful

02:04:33.739 --> 02:04:35.739
in the last two decades accountable for this.

02:04:35.979 --> 02:04:40.119
That's a good point. And then here is Jeremy

02:04:40.119 --> 02:04:43.460
Lin talking about how he made the Knicks $100

02:04:43.460 --> 02:04:45.760
million in revenue. From my vantage point, I'm

02:04:45.760 --> 02:04:47.909
like. Okay, hold on. I'm seeing stats. Yeah,

02:04:48.050 --> 02:04:51.170
Carmelo definitely screwed him over. And I love

02:04:51.170 --> 02:04:54.390
how we're trying to rewrite the past. Carmelo's

02:04:54.390 --> 02:04:56.550
a dirtbag. It's like, I drove in $100 million

02:04:56.550 --> 02:05:00.310
in revenue. I got paid $400 ,000 and then I got

02:05:00.310 --> 02:05:03.510
dropped. And I never got an offer in free agency.

02:05:03.729 --> 02:05:07.449
And I'm like, so for me... Can we stop rewriting

02:05:07.449 --> 02:05:12.989
the past? He had a good February 2012. But after

02:05:12.989 --> 02:05:15.810
that, I didn't have so much. To try to... You

02:05:15.810 --> 02:05:17.329
know, and that was, you know, which we can get

02:05:17.329 --> 02:05:19.289
to in a little bit. But it's like my exit from

02:05:19.289 --> 02:05:22.729
the New York Knicks crushed me. Yeah. Yeah. You

02:05:22.729 --> 02:05:25.850
know, I hope Carmelo can burn it. He knocked

02:05:25.850 --> 02:05:31.109
up a side check. I was messed up because not

02:05:31.109 --> 02:05:32.850
just because I wasn't going back to New York,

02:05:32.890 --> 02:05:36.949
but because of how it happened. It sucks. And

02:05:36.949 --> 02:05:43.869
here is. Jalen Brunson defending Carl Anthony

02:05:43.869 --> 02:05:48.890
Towns before he met him. Yeah. The narrative

02:05:48.890 --> 02:05:52.729
is placed on him by the outside world. And you

02:05:52.729 --> 02:05:57.090
never really know a person until obviously you

02:05:57.090 --> 02:05:59.329
meet him face to face and you see what he says

02:05:59.329 --> 02:06:02.729
and what his actions are. And being the teammate

02:06:02.729 --> 02:06:06.409
that he is and seeing his sacrifices and seeing

02:06:06.409 --> 02:06:13.250
what he's done his entire career. Puts him in

02:06:13.250 --> 02:06:16.930
a position to become a Hall of Famer. Of course.

02:06:17.310 --> 02:06:19.050
Same with you. I wouldn't trade that for the

02:06:19.050 --> 02:06:23.810
world. He's definitely helped out the team. Extraordinary.

02:06:24.449 --> 02:06:28.170
Not really sure how he's going to respond to

02:06:28.170 --> 02:06:33.670
me saying all these nice things about him. He's

02:06:33.670 --> 02:06:36.109
one hell of a basketball player. I love Brunson.

02:06:36.489 --> 02:06:40.579
And here is... Draymond Green saying he's not

02:06:40.579 --> 02:06:42.960
a dirty player and European players like Wemby

02:06:42.960 --> 02:06:45.619
are dirty. Wemby can be dirty, Draymond, but

02:06:45.619 --> 02:06:48.060
so are you. His leg while he was setting the

02:06:48.060 --> 02:06:49.960
screen. I don't know why anyone would be jumping

02:06:49.960 --> 02:06:52.079
on a screen like that. But here's what I will

02:06:52.079 --> 02:06:56.880
say. Victor Wemby is a great player. Victor Wemby

02:06:56.880 --> 02:07:00.579
is a European player. And I've been on record

02:07:00.579 --> 02:07:02.739
saying European players are dirty. And everybody's

02:07:02.739 --> 02:07:04.460
like, Draymond shouldn't say that. And I told

02:07:04.460 --> 02:07:07.739
you, I know Draymond will fuck you up. I'm not

02:07:07.739 --> 02:07:10.840
dirty. It's a completely different. Dude, you

02:07:10.840 --> 02:07:13.939
are sad, daddy. You hit someone in the balls

02:07:13.939 --> 02:07:16.539
and you also get into fights off the court and

02:07:16.539 --> 02:07:19.579
you also punch Jordan Poole in the face. Shut

02:07:19.579 --> 02:07:22.819
your ass. I don't think anyone that I play against

02:07:22.819 --> 02:07:25.800
will tell you, man, he dirty. Yeah, I don't know

02:07:25.800 --> 02:07:29.060
if that's true. Let's ask Kevin Durant. Let's

02:07:29.060 --> 02:07:33.149
ask Jordan Poole. Let's ask Clay Thompson. It's

02:07:33.149 --> 02:07:34.909
because you've been kissed, your ass has been

02:07:34.909 --> 02:07:37.970
kissed for 14 years by Steve Kerr that you believe

02:07:37.970 --> 02:07:44.109
you're not sent. Shut up. You're annoying. No,

02:07:44.189 --> 02:07:47.630
I ain't dirty. That's a different thing. I will

02:07:47.630 --> 02:07:51.170
mess you up though. Victor Wimiyama. Yeah, that's

02:07:51.170 --> 02:07:54.609
called being dirty. Is a European player. They

02:07:54.609 --> 02:07:58.189
are a bit dirty. It's why beating France in France

02:07:58.189 --> 02:08:02.699
was such a big deal. I agree with that. Europeans

02:08:02.699 --> 02:08:06.359
want to own our game and they are a bit dirty.

02:08:06.479 --> 02:08:08.520
And so I've said this before and everybody's

02:08:08.520 --> 02:08:11.119
like, you can say one person's dirty, but to

02:08:11.119 --> 02:08:14.500
say you're not dirty is a lie. You're lying to

02:08:14.500 --> 02:08:18.279
us right now. I shouldn't say that. He can't

02:08:18.279 --> 02:08:21.239
say that. He's dirty. No, I'm not. You are dirty,

02:08:21.260 --> 02:08:24.720
dude. I will mess you up for sure. Yes, you're

02:08:24.720 --> 02:08:27.399
telling us you're dirty. There's if you got shut

02:08:27.399 --> 02:08:30.760
up. All you do in your career, it feels like,

02:08:30.760 --> 02:08:33.260
since you started the podcast, is say these bombastic

02:08:33.260 --> 02:08:35.840
things and do things on the court so you have

02:08:35.840 --> 02:08:38.560
something to talk about. You don't care. Sure.

02:08:38.640 --> 02:08:41.319
Because you deserve to get jacked up. It's a

02:08:41.319 --> 02:08:43.119
completely different thing than doing sneaky,

02:08:43.199 --> 02:08:45.960
dirty stuff. Shut up. God, you're the worst.

02:08:46.199 --> 02:08:50.579
Shut your ass. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

02:08:52.180 --> 02:08:57.520
Hmm. You know what I mean, dude? Like, shut up.

02:08:58.250 --> 02:09:06.630
You're a nine. Dude, what are you doing? God.

02:09:07.250 --> 02:09:14.310
What? All right. It's time for NFL news. All

02:09:14.310 --> 02:09:30.329
right. I know. We got about 84, 85 days. Definitely

02:09:30.329 --> 02:09:34.569
under 90 days until the NFL returns. But that

02:09:34.569 --> 02:09:37.130
also means that the summer will probably fly

02:09:37.130 --> 02:09:43.109
by. So appreciate the moment. I am not ready

02:09:43.109 --> 02:09:45.430
for it. I'm loving the long days. It's kind of

02:09:45.430 --> 02:09:51.789
the break from sports. But first, 856 -49 -HAPPY.

02:09:52.250 --> 02:09:58.890
It's 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3 -6 -7. You

02:09:58.890 --> 02:10:01.529
can tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio, and you can

02:10:01.529 --> 02:10:06.189
always email me. RyanHobbyRadio at gmail .com.

02:10:07.369 --> 02:10:13.729
Oh, yeah. Oh, sure. I got it. This is a bitch.

02:10:15.489 --> 02:10:18.149
But first, let's let this finish off, and then

02:10:18.149 --> 02:10:21.229
we'll hear Saucy Santana calling out Cam Newton.

02:10:32.880 --> 02:10:34.800
It's Saucy Santana. Call me R. Kim. I'm going

02:10:34.800 --> 02:10:38.680
to ask this question. What? You think I'm gay?

02:10:39.720 --> 02:10:43.000
No. Oh. I think you're kind of miniscule. Even

02:10:43.000 --> 02:10:44.399
with your little bow tie and all that and your

02:10:44.399 --> 02:10:46.439
legs crossed, you know, your little bodysuit

02:10:46.439 --> 02:10:49.579
on, you don't get me gay. You get me? You just

02:10:49.579 --> 02:10:51.380
a nigga. You cool. Like, you just weird. Like,

02:10:51.420 --> 02:10:53.420
you your own. You just, you your own. What's

02:10:53.420 --> 02:10:56.060
the name? You know? Cam's a weird guy. Wears

02:10:56.060 --> 02:10:59.340
stupid outfits. I can't say weird. Cam's pretty

02:10:59.340 --> 02:11:02.100
much saying he is bi if he's asking that. I've

02:11:02.100 --> 02:11:04.279
never once asked somebody, hey, do you think

02:11:04.279 --> 02:11:08.520
I'm gay? I'm uncomfortable. And here's Michael

02:11:08.520 --> 02:11:12.199
Irvin saying he kept his first million dollar

02:11:12.199 --> 02:11:17.439
paycheck above his bed. I bought that house because

02:11:17.439 --> 02:11:20.979
it had fully had the pool and everything but

02:11:20.979 --> 02:11:26.220
it had a eight feet gate. Yeah, all I knew is

02:11:26.220 --> 02:11:28.239
I don't want anybody to see me in the pool with

02:11:28.239 --> 02:11:31.039
what I'm doing. All right, I don't want to listen

02:11:31.039 --> 02:11:33.840
to that moron. Haley Steinfeld details the biggest

02:11:33.840 --> 02:11:37.579
lesson she's learned since becoming a mom. Is

02:11:37.579 --> 02:11:39.720
she ever going to go by Hayley Allen? Doesn't

02:11:39.720 --> 02:11:42.439
sound as good. On June 12th, the actress and

02:11:42.439 --> 02:11:45.520
singer answers fan questions in a summer edition

02:11:45.520 --> 02:11:49.699
of her Bow Society newsletter. And one fan asks

02:11:49.699 --> 02:11:52.159
what her daughter... Axe. Why does everybody

02:11:52.159 --> 02:11:54.680
say axe? Is that like a New York accent thing?

02:11:54.720 --> 02:11:57.439
It's ask. Axe. What is she, an axe murderer?

02:11:58.119 --> 02:12:01.100
Has taught her after announcing her... That video

02:12:01.100 --> 02:12:04.840
is tripping out. Whatever. There you go. Starting

02:12:04.840 --> 02:12:06.340
to lose it a little bit. Been talking for two

02:12:06.340 --> 02:12:08.619
hours. Can you imagine? Time for Tampa Bay News.

02:12:08.859 --> 02:12:23.600
Yeah. Tampa Bay News is the place we arrive.

02:12:23.800 --> 02:12:25.819
From the beach to the bay and the city's crazy

02:12:25.819 --> 02:12:28.140
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02:12:28.140 --> 02:12:30.840
the grooves. Tampa Bay News, we making it spin.

02:12:48.199 --> 02:12:51.340
Ryan Hop on the mic, spittin' fire again National

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02:12:54.460 --> 02:12:56.779
man, you can't resist Every scoop hittin' harder

02:12:56.779 --> 02:13:18.819
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02:13:18.939 --> 02:13:21.600
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02:13:21.600 --> 02:13:24.319
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02:13:24.319 --> 02:13:27.060
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02:13:27.060 --> 02:13:29.939
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02:13:29.939 --> 02:13:31.920
man, we documenting life with those hip -hop

02:13:31.920 --> 02:13:34.739
beats. Turn it up now, let the world partake

02:13:34.739 --> 02:13:36.880
in the stories of the legends and the news we

02:13:36.880 --> 02:14:10.539
make. You know what I mean. Tampa police are

02:14:10.539 --> 02:14:12.579
stepping up security ahead of the weekend to

02:14:12.579 --> 02:14:17.720
stop teen takeovers. Those thugs! I don't care

02:14:17.720 --> 02:14:20.720
what skin color you are. Yeah, thug! They're

02:14:20.720 --> 02:14:23.199
designating the downtown area a special event

02:14:23.199 --> 02:14:26.600
zone. Go smoke weed or something. When I was

02:14:26.600 --> 02:14:30.340
a teenager, all I did was smoke weed and drink

02:14:30.340 --> 02:14:33.560
vodka. What are you doing? This means violators

02:14:33.560 --> 02:14:36.819
could face more consequences. There you go. And

02:14:36.819 --> 02:14:38.779
then there's this headline right here. I swear,

02:14:38.979 --> 02:14:42.760
I am convinced that Ron DeSantis is in the closet.

02:14:42.880 --> 02:14:45.560
He's like the political version of Boozy, who

02:14:45.560 --> 02:14:48.619
is always talking about gay stuff. If you're

02:14:48.619 --> 02:14:51.859
obsessing, That much about things that are gay.

02:14:52.100 --> 02:14:55.079
You're probably gay. Now, there's no exact proof,

02:14:55.220 --> 02:14:58.640
but look at even how DeSantis talks. They feel

02:14:58.640 --> 02:15:04.039
passionate. And there's this right here. Right

02:15:04.039 --> 02:15:06.520
here is the proclamation from Governor Ron DeSantis

02:15:06.520 --> 02:15:09.060
declaring the month of June Faith and Family

02:15:09.060 --> 02:15:13.029
Month. Yeah, I don't think faith should be involved

02:15:13.029 --> 02:15:15.810
in politics. I know it's kind of what it began

02:15:15.810 --> 02:15:19.170
on, but we all know that God's fake and he's

02:15:19.170 --> 02:15:21.310
just doing this to try to outshine Pride Month.

02:15:21.430 --> 02:15:24.909
I don't know why people care what people do with

02:15:24.909 --> 02:15:29.430
their bodies. You're weirdos. But some city leaders

02:15:29.430 --> 02:15:32.090
in the Bay Area are taking a different approach.

02:15:32.390 --> 02:15:34.869
Of course they are. It's stupid. He's trying

02:15:34.869 --> 02:15:36.850
to make fun of Pride Month is what he's doing.

02:15:38.359 --> 02:15:41.479
With their own proclamation. The governor declared

02:15:41.479 --> 02:15:44.460
his proclamation earlier this week with supporters

02:15:44.460 --> 02:15:48.039
praising the message on social media. Yeah, everybody

02:15:48.039 --> 02:15:51.720
that wants penis liked it. While groups like

02:15:51.720 --> 02:15:54.479
Equality Florida say the proclamation may be

02:15:54.479 --> 02:15:57.000
sending a different message. Of course it does.

02:15:57.199 --> 02:15:59.439
Because if it was in like July, but he's trying

02:15:59.439 --> 02:16:02.840
to look over or take over Pride Month. That's

02:16:02.840 --> 02:16:06.229
what he's doing. Oh my God, I'm Ron DeSantis.

02:16:06.430 --> 02:16:09.260
You know he likes penis. The governor doesn't

02:16:09.260 --> 02:16:12.000
have a monopoly on faith and family. And we know

02:16:12.000 --> 02:16:14.560
that there are LGBTQ people of faith. There are

02:16:14.560 --> 02:16:17.560
LGBTQ families across the state. I agree with

02:16:17.560 --> 02:16:20.899
that. Paris Maurer with Equality Florida is calling

02:16:20.899 --> 02:16:24.439
the proclamation overly narrow. It's stupid.

02:16:25.060 --> 02:16:28.039
I just I really wish I believed in God because

02:16:28.039 --> 02:16:30.260
it does seem like even as hateful as they are,

02:16:30.300 --> 02:16:32.420
the religious people that believe in God are

02:16:32.420 --> 02:16:35.579
a lot happier. I'm straight up atheist. I've

02:16:35.579 --> 02:16:38.340
had a lot of death around me. All my grandparents

02:16:38.340 --> 02:16:41.159
died by my time in 10th grade. I was the last

02:16:41.159 --> 02:16:43.799
person to talk to my grandpa, my dad. So a lot

02:16:43.799 --> 02:16:45.319
of deaths are surrounding me and I don't think

02:16:45.319 --> 02:16:47.540
they're anywhere. It's nonsense. There's not

02:16:47.540 --> 02:16:49.540
a reason that we need to try to pit these groups

02:16:49.540 --> 02:16:51.940
against each other. Yeah, who cares? If someone

02:16:51.940 --> 02:16:54.000
wants to have sex with the same gender, who cares?

02:16:54.299 --> 02:16:56.180
Not what Floridians want. The debate comes as

02:16:56.180 --> 02:16:59.139
Pride Month celebrations ramp up statewide. In

02:16:59.139 --> 02:17:01.579
St. Petersburg, city leaders are taking their

02:17:01.579 --> 02:17:04.299
own approach, introducing their own proclamation

02:17:04.299 --> 02:17:10.329
that recognizes June as inclusive. I got you,

02:17:10.329 --> 02:17:13.909
dog. We can love all God's children and we can

02:17:13.909 --> 02:17:16.469
celebrate all God's people all in the same month.

02:17:16.590 --> 02:17:19.569
I agree. Conversation reflects a broader political

02:17:19.569 --> 02:17:22.420
divide in Florida following a. Tentious legislative

02:17:22.420 --> 02:17:25.879
session with debates centered around DEI policies.

02:17:26.319 --> 02:17:30.840
Oh, my God. Who cares about DEI? Who cares about

02:17:30.840 --> 02:17:34.719
gay rights? Who cares? You barely rebuilt the

02:17:34.719 --> 02:17:38.260
area after the hurricane. You're a loser, DeSantis.

02:17:38.700 --> 02:17:40.819
We are, after all, the state where woke goes

02:17:40.819 --> 02:17:43.819
to die. This year alone. Shut the fuck up. I'm

02:17:43.819 --> 02:17:46.620
so sick of the word woke. It means equal rights,

02:17:46.639 --> 02:17:48.200
and you're against it because you're probably

02:17:48.200 --> 02:17:51.700
in the closet. Shut your ass. So sick of you.

02:17:51.819 --> 02:17:54.260
The U .S. Marshals are now aiding in the search

02:17:54.260 --> 02:17:57.200
for a man who they say intentionally ran over

02:17:57.200 --> 02:17:59.819
a nightclub security guard. Ah, that's good.

02:18:00.540 --> 02:18:11.069
Seems like Florida's doing real well. Oh, yeah.

02:18:11.270 --> 02:18:13.190
Hoppy Hour is kind of over with, but you want

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to listen to some unreleased bangers? Stay tuned.

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856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773. You can

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that grind in life. The ones that don't have

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their microphone in front of their face. The

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ones that I speak my opinions for. You may agree

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or disagree with me, but if you're listening

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to my words right now, I'm winning because you're

02:18:45.040 --> 02:19:15.020
listening. I love you. It's time for Hoppy in

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will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell

02:19:24.659 --> 02:19:29.600
before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell

02:19:29.600 --> 02:19:35.590
is poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was

02:19:35.590 --> 02:19:38.149
so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like

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listening to this next song, you can skip over

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it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride

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in his selection, so stick around, folks. Don't

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worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.

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Welcome, welcome to the place I call home. New

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York City's home. Rotten ground on chrome. We'll

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be right back. We'll be right back. Outro Music

02:20:31.739 --> 02:20:33.680
That's why they playin' tug -of -war with my

02:20:33.680 --> 02:20:36.379
dick I used to have big dreams, now all of them

02:20:36.379 --> 02:20:39.319
shit Lingerie on silicone ball and they tick

02:20:39.319 --> 02:20:42.239
Niggas wind up in the sky for a dollar But I'ma

02:20:42.239 --> 02:20:44.879
keep it real And most these niggas die, no Renata

02:20:44.879 --> 02:20:47.860
Babies need milk and baby mamas need brotha And

02:20:47.860 --> 02:20:50.500
daddy got pride, that's why he got fried And

02:20:50.500 --> 02:20:52.600
it happens every weekend, that's why we outside

02:20:52.600 --> 02:20:55.100
Buying cameras for the store, niggas gon' need

02:20:55.100 --> 02:20:58.600
more You'll need to run, real beef follows you

02:20:58.600 --> 02:21:00.940
Everywhere you go, so it You don't need a hiding

02:21:00.940 --> 02:21:04.520
space, you need a gun, you need a clip, a little

02:21:04.520 --> 02:21:07.079
heart, and then a spark. You'll be a victim of

02:21:07.079 --> 02:21:09.860
society. You know how it goes down out here,

02:21:09.940 --> 02:21:13.299
man. You better load up your weapons, we can

02:21:13.299 --> 02:21:19.139
come outside. We'll be a victim of society. Come

02:21:19.139 --> 02:21:22.719
take a look at where I come from, man. Man, that's

02:21:22.719 --> 02:21:37.180
fucked up what happened to you. Outro Music That's

02:21:37.180 --> 02:21:40.120
all I hear. Watch your back out of town and spray

02:21:40.120 --> 02:21:42.500
at your runners. Right in the parking lot like

02:21:42.500 --> 02:21:45.520
AWACS in Venice. The money sent us, I will wave

02:21:45.520 --> 02:21:48.239
caps to Venice. Make back some spinners, rate

02:21:48.239 --> 02:21:50.979
back some dinners. I'm blown dro. Be no haze,

02:21:50.979 --> 02:21:53.200
black and spinach. If you hit it too hard, you'd

02:21:53.200 --> 02:21:55.340
be dazed back for minutes. Howl at the wrong

02:21:55.340 --> 02:21:57.760
shit, spend days at your dentist. Getting it

02:21:57.760 --> 02:21:59.719
deep straightened, just cause you was dating.

02:21:59.920 --> 02:22:02.399
You met your maker, now it's time to meet Satan.

02:22:02.559 --> 02:22:04.860
And if there was the only thing left, it'd be

02:22:04.860 --> 02:22:08.059
waiting up. No need to We'll be following you

02:22:08.059 --> 02:22:10.440
everywhere you go. So you don't need a hiding

02:22:10.440 --> 02:22:14.040
space. You need a gun. You need a clip. A little

02:22:14.040 --> 02:22:17.120
heart. Into the spark. Don't be a victim of society.

02:22:17.379 --> 02:22:33.270
You got to be a stupid motherfucker. Outro Music

02:22:37.629 --> 02:22:39.649
Goin' rep the unit till they put him to sleep

02:22:39.649 --> 02:22:42.350
That'll bring Vietnam to your hood in a fleek

02:22:42.350 --> 02:22:44.690
Before I hop in my Impala with my head in the

02:22:44.690 --> 02:22:47.290
breeze I say it's rare for the G's like my homeboy

02:22:47.290 --> 02:22:49.809
cheese There won't be no more pops or no more

02:22:49.809 --> 02:22:53.030
HPs Shoddy tied to his hip, knockin' on his knees

02:22:53.030 --> 02:22:55.569
Man, this is for the niggas in the can With a

02:22:55.569 --> 02:22:58.129
stretch for the bull ring And an old man from

02:22:58.129 --> 02:23:00.389
the checks for the loose cannons They understand

02:23:00.389 --> 02:23:02.870
that they next cause they boxed in Caught in

02:23:02.870 --> 02:23:05.270
a jam and they stressed I got no problem trippin'

02:23:05.329 --> 02:23:07.989
a rookie Man, you damn near dead What we're missing

02:23:07.989 --> 02:23:10.149
is the tips and the force to even care. I go

02:23:10.149 --> 02:23:12.649
as hard for the cheddar, for I sold more records

02:23:12.649 --> 02:23:15.110
than the old terror squad put together. An F,

02:23:15.170 --> 02:23:17.950
you need to run. Real big followers, you everywhere

02:23:17.950 --> 02:23:20.290
you go. So if you don't need a hiding space,

02:23:20.510 --> 02:23:23.950
you need a gun. You need a clip, a little heart,

02:23:24.090 --> 02:23:26.629
and then a spark. Or be a victim of society.

02:23:27.930 --> 02:23:31.309
Niggas know what it is, man. You better load

02:23:31.309 --> 02:23:33.610
up your weapons when you come outside. Cause

02:23:33.610 --> 02:23:35.909
niggas Scheme on you, made a hood in your eyes

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that I could not, yeah, shout at all the hot

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chicks about him But slowly he start rollin'

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deep and broke, start to notice me And now I'm

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on the top, in the spot where I'm supposed to

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be There used to be no hope for me, cause hoes

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don't fuck with broken secrets I used to try

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to holler, they was quick to tell me make a plea

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Get some cheese, I got some cheese, let them

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chickens flock to me So obviously I should be

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I disagree Young Tune! I do me like masturbation

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Young money, cash money till I'm killed, nigga

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Bet my funeral be over back with real niggas

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Started on the blacktop with a few pieces of

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crack rock Now it's just hip -hop and this motherfuckin'

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black rock Earn my stripes like a motherfuckin'

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black sock Now it's like I done hit the motherfuckin'

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jackpot Hurricane Katrina hits that motherfuckin'

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In a recent study, people with autism are less

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your kindness. Diamonds, the gifts you really

02:35:02.780 --> 02:35:08.250
want. Buy your earrings here. $59 .99. These

02:35:08.250 --> 02:35:11.510
have a manufacturer -suggested retail price of

02:35:11.510 --> 02:35:16.930
$200. So shop with us. Yo, this song is dedicated

02:35:16.930 --> 02:35:19.690
to anyone who's getting sick and tired of buying

02:35:19.690 --> 02:35:21.870
products from companies that make celebrities

02:35:21.870 --> 02:35:24.969
rich. Just so the following month, the next up

02:35:24.969 --> 02:35:27.209
-and -coming star can tell us what we just bought

02:35:27.209 --> 02:35:30.409
is no longer fashion. Commander, commander, I'm

02:35:30.409 --> 02:35:32.750
calling about the nation that got no motivation

02:35:32.750 --> 02:36:06.469
because that's Outro Music Everybody is a zombie.

02:36:06.909 --> 02:36:10.750
Oh, oh, zombie. Oh, oh. Everybody is a zombie.

02:36:11.129 --> 02:36:15.729
Oh, oh, zombie. Oh, we want to be a celeb and

02:36:15.729 --> 02:36:18.489
not the poor that beg or the veteran with the

02:36:18.489 --> 02:36:21.909
peg leg. We want to be beautiful, rich, and famous

02:36:21.909 --> 02:36:25.090
even if we live lives that are poisonous, making

02:36:25.090 --> 02:36:28.510
us cancerous, acting scandalous for 50 minutes

02:36:28.510 --> 02:36:31.329
of fame. It's a life so shallow that we'll swallow

02:36:31.329 --> 02:36:34.090
the game called the rat race of life where we

02:36:34.090 --> 02:36:37.450
submit ourselves to The media's lies. Open your

02:36:37.450 --> 02:36:40.010
eyes. There's a whole lot of satellites up in

02:36:40.010 --> 02:36:42.889
the skies. Connecting us together like umbilical

02:36:42.889 --> 02:36:45.670
cords. It's time to cut it off with a sword.

02:36:45.809 --> 02:36:48.409
They're molding your mind. When will you wake

02:36:48.409 --> 02:36:50.850
up and realize it's time? That this matrix that

02:36:50.850 --> 02:36:53.530
we live in is to heaven, but it's not quite hell.

02:36:53.629 --> 02:36:55.750
Unless you're someone easy for the companies

02:36:55.750 --> 02:36:58.389
to sell. Steps that you don't need. I repeat,

02:36:58.709 --> 02:37:01.149
things you don't need. Commander, commander,

02:37:01.329 --> 02:37:05.530
I'm calling about the nation. They got them The

02:37:05.530 --> 02:37:34.889
vision made our brain numb Two hundred dollars!

02:38:50.729 --> 02:38:57.549
Whoa. Dang. Dude, that was amazing. Slow motion

02:38:57.549 --> 02:39:02.969
on that. Dang. Oh my god. Dude, did you pay up

02:39:02.969 --> 02:39:22.329
here? Wow, man. Like a Wilson Rose Laughter and

02:39:22.329 --> 02:39:25.129
joy Dissolving in the air But we'll keep the

02:39:25.129 --> 02:39:33.690
rhythm Oh, life's just so unfair All night's

02:39:33.690 --> 02:39:36.290
buzzing But the laughter's growing dim Ear drums

02:39:36.290 --> 02:39:39.329
mixing Hoppy like fingers without rings VHX to

02:39:39.329 --> 02:39:41.930
FM Shoutouts hit the street But soon the sound

02:39:41.930 --> 02:39:44.909
will vanish Like shadows in the heat The hoppy

02:39:44.909 --> 02:39:48.270
hour Is coming to a close Radio waves Fading

02:39:48.270 --> 02:39:51.540
like a Wilson Rose Laughter and joy dissolving

02:39:51.540 --> 02:39:54.299
in the air, both keep the rhythm. Oh, life's

02:39:54.299 --> 02:40:02.280
just so unfair. No one lies buzzing, but the

02:40:02.280 --> 02:40:05.079
laughter's growing dim. Ear drums mix and hoppy

02:40:05.079 --> 02:40:07.360
like fingers without rings. Gating decks to F

02:40:07.360 --> 02:40:09.840
and M. Shadows hit the street, but soon the sound

02:40:09.840 --> 02:40:12.420
will vanish like shadows in the heat. Oh, the

02:40:12.420 --> 02:40:16.139
happy hour is coming too close. Radio waves fading

02:40:16.139 --> 02:40:19.430
like a little rose. Laughter and joy Dissolving

02:40:19.430 --> 02:40:22.190
in the air, but we'll keep the rhythm Oh, life's

02:40:22.190 --> 02:40:34.750
just so unfair Oh, life's just so unfair Tuned

02:40:34.750 --> 02:40:37.229
in every night like clockwork to a show Now it's

02:40:37.229 --> 02:40:39.389
time to face the silence like the TV on Snow

02:40:39.389 --> 02:40:42.229
Riot happy held the mic with humor so divine

02:40:42.229 --> 02:40:44.909
The void left in our hearts wider than a canyon

02:40:44.909 --> 02:40:55.600
line Coming to an end like a rollercoaster stopping

02:40:55.600 --> 02:40:58.500
round a river's bend. Hoppy strokes and jabs

02:40:58.500 --> 02:41:01.020
ease our daily grind. Now silence flowers and

02:41:01.020 --> 02:41:03.959
the thoughts we can't rewind. The Hoppy Hour

02:41:03.959 --> 02:41:07.399
is coming to a close. Radio waves waving like

02:41:07.399 --> 02:41:10.379
a rose and rose. Laughter and joy dissolving

02:41:10.379 --> 02:41:13.139
in the air, but we'll keep the rhythm. Oh, life's

02:41:13.139 --> 02:41:16.200
just so unfair. The Hoppy Hour is coming to a

02:41:16.200 --> 02:41:19.440
close. Radio waves waving like a rose and rose.

02:41:24.739 --> 02:41:34.000
unfair. Happy hour. Happy hour. It's time for

02:41:34.000 --> 02:41:41.760
hockey in the morning. RyanHockeyRadio .com.

02:41:41.840 --> 02:41:46.020
And like that, he's gone. He probably had Taco

02:41:46.020 --> 02:41:57.750
Bell before. Whatever it were, Poppy Hour is

02:41:57.750 --> 02:42:14.209
now over. Poppy Hour is now over. Game over.

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This concludes our broadcast day. Good night.

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And God bless America. Doors closing.