LIVE FROM FREAKVILLE! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.13.26)

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Stand by. But people definitely have made careers.

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Oh, yeah. Harry LeBron James' wife. Mm -hmm.

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I was talking about him. Savannah James is dunking

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on her husband's critics. Oh, yeah, I like how

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they did that. Good little one -liner. Four years

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at the University of Syracuse got you that little

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power that did his journalistic integrity of

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a career. By the way, we all know LeBron's never

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cheated on her. Following LeBron James' exit

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from the Los Angeles Lakers, his wife addresses

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the negative attention her husband has received

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online. Oh yeah, he deserves it because he does

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this thing. That was cool 16 years ago, but no

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one cares now. He knows where he's going. He's

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probably going to be in the Warriors. He was

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golfing with Stephen Curry and whatnot. But he

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wants to make it suspenseful. During the July

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7th episode of her and April McDaniel's podcast,

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Everybody's Crazy. People build up things to

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crush them. I feel like that's the hard part

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with LeBron. Yeah, he does it to himself, though.

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He's a bro. People definitely have made careers.

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Oh, yeah. I was talking about him. I do agree

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with that. Stephen A. Smith, she's right there.

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A broken clock can be right twice a day. LeBron

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caused a lot of conversation after his agent,

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Rich Paul, announced... Yeah, Rich Paul is actually

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worse than LeBron. That ego Rich Paul gives LeBron

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is bad. He's a douchebag. On June 30th, he was

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leaving the L .A.-based team after eight seasons.

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All right, there you go. When you have to have

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your wife defend you, that's no good. Here's

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the dude that Buddy XL has been banging on. Dylan,

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how are you? Have you spoken to Bunny? You know,

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has she reached out? Yeah, I just talked to her

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not too long ago. I talked to her today, earlier

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today. Do you still have plans to hang out again

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soon? I love Bunny. You know, she's great. She's

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got... Oh, yeah, she is good at mouth hugs. Mm

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-hmm. Ah, she gives great mouth hugs. A lot going

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on right now, but I'm here for her, and I'll

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plow her. Looks like he has a hickey, I didn't

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get to tattoo him. You know, he is... That little

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bunny accent looks like the type of worm in that

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guy's hickey. He's super sick, and yeah. Has

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Jelly Roll reached out at all? Oh yeah, you're

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plowing my ex -wife, dude. Why would he reach

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out? No, no, I haven't said anything, but like

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I said, I got love for the both of them, and

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obviously they've got... I think it's time we

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tell everybody how much they love each other.

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You get in the front, Jelly, I'll get in the

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back. Mm -hmm. Yeah! You know what I'm saying?

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A lot going on right now, so, you know, I've

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got love for the both of them. I love when somebody

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wears a cowboy hat. They're like, look at that!

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Yeah, pretty boy, not a cowboy. She's not that

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young. You're younger. It's never like that,

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but sometimes a cowboy wants to hunt cougars

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and rabbits. Oh, yeah. So there's that. And then

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here's Bunny XL. Talking about him. Talking about

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how she got caught making out with a dude at

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Chili's Bar. There she is on her stupid little

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morning zoo podcast talking about it. Girl. Get

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a sweet little kiss under the fireworks. Romantic.

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Yeah, especially at your ex -husband's block.

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Because you're a buster. You're for the streets.

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Romantic. I've never had that done. I thought

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it was... Yeah, is that the little shot of jelly?

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I'm going to do our fireworks later on. You know

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what I mean? So sweet, you know? And of course,

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I'm not going to... It's just... Let your girl

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live. I've learned that it's just miserable people

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who have nothing better to do than just comment

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on other people's lives. All right, here's the

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deal. It's Bonnie Exit talking about the haters.

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A lot of these celebrities, they think they're

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doing themselves a favor by addressing the haters,

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but you're actually giving the haters power.

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I have a ton of haters that are white trash losers.

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And you know what I do? I ignore them because

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they're white trash losers. And I'm sure it's

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probably the same audience. So, Bunny, you got

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to ignore it, baby. Bunny XO is slamming the

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negative comments about her body. I'd rock that

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body. It always creeps me out when dudes want

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really skinny girls. Like, no, do you want some

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cheeks to clap? During a conversation about her

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endometriosis on the Dumb Blonde podcast, Buddy

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gets candid with guest Baylin Dupree, who has

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also been open about her battle with a disease,

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on the negative comments she's received about

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her body while navigating her IVF journey. Here's

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how I get all the haters. Pfft. are sitting at

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home glad that you're addressing them. Ignore

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them! Ignore them! As I was going through IVF,

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it put weight on me. And people, you know, would

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be like, oh, she's bigger than her husband now.

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Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, he cheated on you. And

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he cheated by taking one of those shots. It wasn't

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like you did it from hard work. And you're literally

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trying to make a baby with your body and it's

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like people just have no respect. The internet

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is just so crazy. Yeah, ignore it. There's so

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much mean comments out there about me and I've

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read like one third of it. And at some point

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I go, you're all losers. But I've learned that

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it's just miserable people who have nothing better

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to do than just comment on other people's lives.

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Yeah, maybe say that behind the scenes, but when

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you're saying it on a podcast, you're giving

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it a life. Kristen Cavallari loves to fly the

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friendly skies, but the Hills alum admits she

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only rides in first class while her kids are

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back in coach. Oh, yeah, mother. She says on

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the July 7th episode of Aspire with Emma Creed,

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they fly coach. I'm flying first class. That

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was important to me when they became old enough

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that they could. It's not difficult to do when

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they're older. I'm like, bye guys. Have fun back

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there. Describes you as a mom. You're a loser.

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Also, I don't think you can afford it because

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you have to get half the company in a J color.

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She's just such a brat. And there's a method

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to the coach madness. Why? Because she's a feminist.

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If a man did this, you know, it wouldn't be the

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same response. According to Kristen, who says

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it's all about instilling work ethic and financial

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responsibility. I hate it when rich parents do

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that. You got famous for pretty much being a

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party girl. That's it. And create a company and

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have kids with a terrible quarterback. You're

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a lizard. And her three kids, whom she shares

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with ex -husband, Jay Cutler. Wouldn't you want

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to bond with your parents on a frickin' airplane?

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Mm -hmm. That's what I did whenever I flew to,

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like, California for five hours with my mom from

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Illinois. You talk to them, you watch a movie.

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She's like, oh, I got pretzels that I got. It

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says you have memories. But she's a terrible

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person. So I expect nothing less than that. She

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explains on the pod, my kids don't just get whatever

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they want. Yeah, because you don't want to make

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them into a brat like you. If they want something,

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they have to work for it. And adds that last

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summer, her sons created their own little businesses.

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Yeah, it's called nepotism. Yeah, worse, Kristen.

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Can you tell I don't like that brat? Oh, I'm

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going to fly a coach. You just don't want to

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be around him. You just want to get drunk and

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be left alone. That's what that is. This morning,

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actor Justin Baldoni and his wife Emily breaking

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their silence in a rare Instagram post. So we

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have... Not spoken publicly. So, as much as I

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sided with Justin Baldoni, the way he speaks

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is so actorly. For the better part of the last

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two years. It's not because we haven't had anything

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to say. Right? Because Lord knows we have. Oh,

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geez. But it just felt like every time we went

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to make a video like this, we wanted to speak.

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Something was telling us not to. Yeah, I feel

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that. You don't want that dirty, rotten brun.

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Yeah, it's an ending card. This feels like the

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moment. The couple says gratitude is what's kept

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them going throughout. Yeah, his wife is so much

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hotter than Blake. I think it's because I like

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crazy women. I used to find Blake so hot back

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when I was in middle school. But now I'm like,

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get away from me. their long legal battle with

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actress blake lively who sued baldoni and his

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production company in 2024 for orchestrating

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what she called a smear campaign against her

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after she accused baldoni of sexual harassment

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yeah she just didn't like how the scene turned

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out because she's an awful actress with the personality

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of a saltine cracker left in the sun on the set

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of their film it ends with us Baldoni has consistently

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denied these claims. What I will say is that

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there have been so many... What? Painful things

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that have been spoken. Yeah, it is really weird

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when someone with power... I've dealt with it

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with morning radio. When they have the big microphone

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in front of their face, it's like, kiss my ass!

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Over the last couple years. And that created

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so much noise and we didn't want to add to the

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noise. So we just wanted to let the justice system

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run its course. And the truth. and the facts

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have spoken for themselves god his wife is so

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freaking hot earlier this year a district judge

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tossed out most of lively's claims including

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harassment defamation and conspiracy they just

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have douchebag vibes when you see ryan reynolds

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he's got bitch slap face but let other claims

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stand such as breach of contract retaliation

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and aiding and abetting in retaliation By the

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way, that side check of Sharon Moore, Paige Fiverr,

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Sue in the University of Michigan. You knew what

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you were doing when you were riding him for clout.

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Shut up. You're annoying. The Hammering Hank

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Show. You know, back in 1998, the doghouse had

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a female in the production studio. Yeah. I tried

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to get it on, but unfortunately I didn't. You

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tried to have sex with her? Yep. That is so 1998

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radio. Now, when you were trying to have sex

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with her, were they telling you what to do? Nope.

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You were just... I was too nervous because there

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were too many people in the studio. Wait, wait,

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wait, wait, wait. I really need to dissect this

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right now. Mm -hmm. Yeah, you didn't get dissected.

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Hank, so how did it go down? Were you just like,

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hey, I want to... How did this situation go down?

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Break it down for us. Medusa set it up. So the

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producers told you to go. Did you ask the girl

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if she wanted to have sex or what? No. What did

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you do? You just wanted to ask her if she wanted

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to have sex with Hammer and Ink. Nope. Tell us.

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Break it down. They set it up. So what was set

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up? I'm a little confused. I had to have sex

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in the... Auxiliary production studio. I tried

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to get it up, but I didn't because there are

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too many people in the other studio. Wait, wait,

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wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So let me,

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let me, hear me out, Hank. I'm trying to break

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this down. So, they, so, like, were you naked?

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I was wearing clothes. Okay, but you said trying

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to get it up. Did you pull down your pants? What

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was happening there? Pulled down my pants, yep.

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And was the girl cool with this, or was this

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kind of a thing? She was C -O -O -L. Did she

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try to do stuff to you, or was this one -sided?

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That was one -timer. No, no, no, no, no. Was

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she cool with the bed, or was she kind of mad?

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It was cool. Did anything happen? You get any

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kisses, any mouth hugs? My hugs, that's it. So

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you got a hug. A mouth hug is my term for a blowjob.

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So you didn't get a blowjob. Wait, wait, wait,

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wait, wait, wait. What happened in the room?

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Did you get, uh, did she give you oral sex? Yes,

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they tried, but I didn't do it. Why couldn't

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you do it? Because there were too many people

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in the studio. Okay, okay. Did she place her

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mouth on your junk? Yep. And you just couldn't

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do it because you were nervous. Way too nervous.

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But you still were able to have a woman put her

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mouth on your lower regions, even though you

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couldn't climax. Right. You're a freaking legend,

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Hank. Now, how did it feel when her mouth is

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on your junk? It always feels good unless there's

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teeth. Pretty good. Pretty good. She could have

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been better, or was she pretty good? Could have

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been better. I seriously love hearing that. Was

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HR involved? Nope. That is so 1990s, man. That

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could not fly now. That could not fly today.

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You want to hear my story? Yeah. So I was working

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at 102 .5 The Bone on the Roger and JP show.

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and they wanted to know for some reason how big

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my penis was so they had me a masturbate in the

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corner and I had the same problem you did Hank

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where I got nervous and even though I was nervous

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and couldn't get it up there was this rich girl

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that drove right across the bridge to come shake

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her ass in front of me and I still even though

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I was not that hard I still was bigger than the

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average penis just brand Right. Hank, we share

00:15:24.500 --> 00:15:28.159
very similar war stories. I worked for Rover's

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Morning Glory, Steve Dahl, 1025 The Bone. MJ's

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kind of more family friendly, but I'm saying

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I've worked around all these shock jocks. Isn't

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it kind of unbelievable to think about what used

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to happen back in the day? It's unbelievable.

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Did the girl, how long did the girl go down on

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you? How about? It must be 15 minutes. Wait,

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wait, wait, wait. You got a 15 -minute mouth

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hug, a .k .a. a BJ? Yep. Hank, that's why you're

00:16:03.909 --> 00:16:06.889
in the Radio Hall of Fame, dude. You're a legend.

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I'm astonished by this. Now, if you would have

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been able to get to attention, would you have

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had intercourse with her? I wouldn't, yep. But

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you just couldn't get it up. Yes, I was too nervous.

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Either way, Hank, you won in that situation.

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Although it's always kind of sad when you're

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trying to like, you know, get it up in your night

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and then the girls always take offense to it.

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Sometimes I'm like, it's just a whiskey. Don't

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hate on me. This has been a very extended segment.

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Oh, geez. About blowjobs. And I've had a fun

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time doing it. Hammer and Hank, I I gotta go

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back real quick. Oh, geez. We gotta come back

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to it. Oh, geez. Now, when you were getting that,

00:16:57.129 --> 00:17:02.230
PJ, on the radio, was it live on air? It was

00:17:02.230 --> 00:17:05.589
live on the air, yep. What did your family think

00:17:05.589 --> 00:17:11.390
of that? They didn't like it at all. Heaven forbid

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you get a little bit of oral pleasure. I think

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it's not that big of a deal. I'm astonished by

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it. The Hammer and Hank Show. Oh, yeah. Before

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we begin this show, let me press this button

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right here. Okay. Oh, my God. I think this is

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the earliest I've ever done happy hour. The earliest

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before was when I was sneaking on at 1 .025 between

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10 to 11 a .m. Here I am. It is 7 .32 a .m. this

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Monday, July 13th. If you're listening in the

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future in Fresno, it's tomorrow because we record

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the day before. And I am here after partying

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with Lex and Terry this whole freaking weekend.

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So today's show is going to be a mix of celebrity

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news, and it's going to be also a mix of what

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you like to call nonsense. And I got to be careful

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to not project my voice too loud. All right,

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let's go. Attention, FM DJs, your morning show

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prep begins now. Loud. Rude. Aggressive. And

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those are his good qualities. A sick person with

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a powerful tool. On three. You ready? One, two,

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three, go. Welcome to Happy Hour. Door is closing.

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Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening

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to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with

00:19:03.789 --> 00:19:12.589
Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no, no, no. If

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I hit this button, boom, the whole program's

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gonna start. Okay, we'll hit it. All right. was

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so big. And now, something completely different.

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Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.

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This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy.

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Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. We are. live

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in Jacksonville. Some people go on lavish vacations,

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you know, to Hawaii, to maybe even Florida where

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I live. So I guess my day every day is a vacation.

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I know, but this year I have flown to Chicago.

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I have flown to Minnesota to get laid essentially.

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And I am in Jacksonville. I'm going to all the

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hot spots. I'm just kidding. This is Hoppy Hour.

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I I am your host, Ryan Hoppe. This is the earliest

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I've recorded, though, I swear. Usually be around

00:21:08.690 --> 00:21:12.230
10 or 5 a .m. The phone lines are blowing up

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on the phone, and John Brennan had no frickin'

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idea. I met a few people that remembered that

00:21:20.029 --> 00:21:21.769
show this weekend in Jacksonville, and we'll

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get to that and more. 856 - 49 Hoppy. That's

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856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.

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I'm in this hotel room. So usually I'm in a broadcast

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studio. Or in my apartment where I get really

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loud. I don't know if I can do that though. It's

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kind of weird. At like 6 .30 in the morning I

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went to the parking lot of where I'm staying

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in Jacksonville. And it was like, there was like

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no temperature out. It was like just flat. And

00:21:53.839 --> 00:21:56.559
it's very hard to explain. It's a little different

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up here. The weather's a little more like Georgia.

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Mm -hmm. Because Jacksonville is right by Georgia,

00:22:02.539 --> 00:22:06.000
if you guys need a lesson on geography. Guess

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what today is, by the way. Hey, guys. What's

00:22:09.579 --> 00:22:12.099
up, G? Want to go to Chachki's? Get some coffee?

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Mm -hmm. I got to get out of here. I think I'm

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going to lose it. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's

00:22:18.519 --> 00:22:20.819
got a case of the Mondays. One more time. Sounds

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like somebody's got a case of the Mondays. Again.

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Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

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Finally. Sounds like somebody's got a case of

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the Mondays. Let me ask you something. When you

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come in on Monday and you're not feeling real

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well, does anyone ever say to you, sounds like

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someone has a case of the Mondays? No. No? No,

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man. Shit, no, man. I believe you get your ass

00:22:48.609 --> 00:22:50.509
kicked saying something like that, man. Alright,

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here we go. These are our Monday little rituals,

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whatever you call them. Too hungry to talk. learned

00:23:00.450 --> 00:23:03.710
this weekend that when ryan happy parties uh

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he is drunk in bed by 11 p .m man with uh rick

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and morty on tv okay let me paint a picture right

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now i'm in this uh hotel room simply suites i

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uh got an airbnb and the airbnb ended up just

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leading me to a hotel room for 110 a night and

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um It's always been kind of talked about on whatever

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radio show I've worked on because they've always

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wanted to be the one that was the main influence.

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And what I mean is when I worked for Rover, he's

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like, you have other radio shows you grew up

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listening to besides me? And I'm like, yes. And

00:23:41.230 --> 00:23:42.869
that's where the whole mentor thing began. And

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then it kind of happened with Drew Garabo and

00:23:44.529 --> 00:23:46.309
Mike Halter where I would name drop, blah, blah,

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blah. So let me preface it by saying there's

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a lot of people that influenced me to go into

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radio. But one of the biggest names, as I look

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at my cat, one of the biggest names that influenced

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me to go into radio is lex staley and terry james

00:24:02.640 --> 00:24:07.960
of the lex and terry morning radio network i

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found them i don't know i used to go to the library

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like a nerd but no i wasn't getting good grades

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i was looking up radio shows online and i found

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their show probably like at 07 which it kind

00:24:17.480 --> 00:24:21.150
of describes my humor for dick jokes and um Because

00:24:21.150 --> 00:24:23.430
they're like the professors at Dick Jokes. And

00:24:23.430 --> 00:24:25.589
I've been listening for 20 years. And I really

00:24:25.589 --> 00:24:27.809
started to get to know them around 2015 when

00:24:27.809 --> 00:24:30.890
this show went from, it was first a Hoppy show

00:24:30.890 --> 00:24:34.630
at WHCM 88 .3. And then old school cats remember

00:24:34.630 --> 00:24:36.529
Hoppy and Super Rich. And I worked for Rover

00:24:36.529 --> 00:24:38.430
and was told I couldn't do any shows. Then I

00:24:38.430 --> 00:24:41.089
started doing Hoppy Hour. And that was 11 years

00:24:41.089 --> 00:24:43.390
ago. And it was, wow, I keep thinking it's like

00:24:43.390 --> 00:24:45.910
May. We're already in July. But it was May 2015

00:24:45.910 --> 00:24:48.619
this show began. And they were one of the first

00:24:48.619 --> 00:24:50.180
people I interviewed because they had seen me

00:24:50.180 --> 00:24:52.279
on social media throughout the years. And I would

00:24:52.279 --> 00:24:55.079
say during this decade, I've gotten significantly

00:24:55.079 --> 00:24:58.240
closer to Lex and Terry. It went from, hey, I

00:24:58.240 --> 00:25:00.220
know that guy, to hey, I talked to that guy.

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So it was good. Driving to Jacksonville. I don't

00:25:06.859 --> 00:25:09.289
even know. I want to start at this. Well, first

00:25:09.289 --> 00:25:14.609
of all, they did their little luau show right

00:25:14.609 --> 00:25:18.369
at Tide's Beach Bar. It was a good time. I saw

00:25:18.369 --> 00:25:21.670
they were posting it like a month ago, and I

00:25:21.670 --> 00:25:26.309
was like, Terry lives in Seattle. Dallas is our,

00:25:26.490 --> 00:25:29.329
I'm a little tired, sorry. Lex is in Dallas,

00:25:29.390 --> 00:25:32.029
and so is Dee and Sarah. So even though they're

00:25:32.029 --> 00:25:34.009
very popular in Jacksonville, they're not actually

00:25:34.009 --> 00:25:35.789
out of Jacksonville. So how many times were they

00:25:35.789 --> 00:25:38.980
in the same room? And also, I've seen Orlando.

00:25:40.579 --> 00:25:43.859
I've seen Miami. I've seen Fort Myers. I have

00:25:43.859 --> 00:25:46.619
never seen Jacksonville. And it is very interesting.

00:25:46.819 --> 00:25:52.519
So Saturday, I actually worked for Wow941, the

00:25:52.519 --> 00:25:54.319
base party station, and took pictures on the

00:25:54.319 --> 00:25:57.380
beach. And that absolutely demolished my phone.

00:25:58.089 --> 00:26:02.230
My phone went from 100 % to like 73 % while taking,

00:26:02.369 --> 00:26:04.390
because we have these little koozies we pass

00:26:04.390 --> 00:26:07.130
out for Metro Lagoon. And we got to go up to

00:26:07.130 --> 00:26:09.410
people and ask to take pictures of them. They

00:26:09.410 --> 00:26:10.950
love when I do that. But if I'm with a pretty

00:26:10.950 --> 00:26:12.609
girl, it's different. Because we have to have

00:26:12.609 --> 00:26:15.589
pictures for the sales team. So I got to work

00:26:15.589 --> 00:26:18.269
Saturday at like 11 a .m. And I was like, okay,

00:26:18.390 --> 00:26:20.630
if I can be done by 1, then I'm going to be on

00:26:20.630 --> 00:26:23.720
the road by 2. But no. My phone is now deciding.

00:26:23.740 --> 00:26:26.000
I've had my cell phone for two and a half years

00:26:26.000 --> 00:26:28.259
and my phone is now deciding that it does not

00:26:28.259 --> 00:26:31.420
want to charge very well. The plug has not worked

00:26:31.420 --> 00:26:33.160
in the longest time. I'm having to use the circular

00:26:33.160 --> 00:26:36.880
chargers and I just don't want to give my money

00:26:36.880 --> 00:26:39.579
to Apple, man. But I'm also starting to realize

00:26:39.579 --> 00:26:41.740
that I kind of postponed my trip by like four

00:26:41.740 --> 00:26:43.859
hours because I had to charge my phone because

00:26:43.859 --> 00:26:47.859
I'm driving across the state. And last week,

00:26:47.880 --> 00:26:50.019
you guys all know that I tried to beat my screen

00:26:50.019 --> 00:26:53.960
time record. Last week, despite canvassing for

00:26:53.960 --> 00:26:56.500
Third Leg Greg and street -laced promotions and

00:26:56.500 --> 00:26:59.740
marketing in Tampa, despite using a Bluetooth,

00:26:59.980 --> 00:27:03.240
despite posting videos online, I was able to

00:27:03.240 --> 00:27:05.359
break my screen time record by one minute. So

00:27:05.359 --> 00:27:08.460
that was an accomplishment in itself. By the

00:27:08.460 --> 00:27:10.119
way, we'll take a quick intermission before we

00:27:10.119 --> 00:27:12.420
talk about the drive to Florida to say I am with

00:27:12.420 --> 00:27:15.809
my lovely cat Luna. I am holding her. Her heart

00:27:15.809 --> 00:27:17.549
is breathing very fast, and she is contributing

00:27:17.549 --> 00:27:19.930
absolutely nothing to the conversation. Now,

00:27:20.029 --> 00:27:23.549
if this was, I don't know, let's say during the

00:27:23.549 --> 00:27:30.069
car ride, it would be different. 856 -494 -6773.

00:27:30.589 --> 00:27:33.690
And we'll get to that in a second. So I ended

00:27:33.690 --> 00:27:38.589
up leaving for Jacksonville right around, I say,

00:27:38.690 --> 00:27:42.170
4 .30 p .m. I got one of those little diet drinks.

00:27:42.920 --> 00:27:45.279
from Dunkin' Donuts that has all the caffeine,

00:27:45.359 --> 00:27:48.279
those zero drinks. And I was driving. I only

00:27:48.279 --> 00:27:50.559
had to pull over to piss about four or five times.

00:27:50.720 --> 00:27:53.299
Mm -hmm. Which is a record for me. I drink a

00:27:53.299 --> 00:27:57.240
lot of liquids. I have energy drinks. So I got

00:27:57.240 --> 00:28:01.559
here at 8 .15. And I'm pretty exhausted. Like,

00:28:01.559 --> 00:28:03.420
driving in Jacksonville is pretty intimidating.

00:28:03.640 --> 00:28:07.259
It was like five lanes. It's insanity. Driving

00:28:07.259 --> 00:28:09.380
around here is a different beast than driving

00:28:09.380 --> 00:28:13.480
in St. Pete, man. Mm -hmm. Up here is a little

00:28:13.480 --> 00:28:17.740
more industrial, a little more blue car. You

00:28:17.740 --> 00:28:20.279
know what I mean? And down in Florida, I mean,

00:28:20.319 --> 00:28:22.579
I know this is technically Florida, but I've

00:28:22.579 --> 00:28:24.640
always viewed Jacksonville also as kind of a

00:28:24.640 --> 00:28:28.619
branch of Georgia. Got a little bit of that southern

00:28:28.619 --> 00:28:32.460
hospitality. You know what's happening, man?

00:28:32.539 --> 00:28:35.680
You kind of don't really get southern. You have

00:28:35.680 --> 00:28:37.059
to say it like that. Whenever you talk about

00:28:37.059 --> 00:28:40.299
Southern hospitality, you got to say it like

00:28:40.299 --> 00:28:44.319
that. You're not really kidding in there. And

00:28:44.319 --> 00:28:52.599
St. Peter again. It's just different. Well, first

00:28:52.599 --> 00:28:56.259
I get to the Simply Suites and there's nobody

00:28:56.259 --> 00:28:58.279
at the front desk. And I'm like, oh, this is

00:28:58.279 --> 00:29:03.349
just my luck. It's like 850, Luna's behind. And

00:29:03.349 --> 00:29:04.809
all of a sudden, ladies and gentlemen, boys and

00:29:04.809 --> 00:29:07.829
girls, there's like a phone that says call zero.

00:29:07.990 --> 00:29:10.869
And from there, we'll come and get you or whatever.

00:29:11.089 --> 00:29:13.009
So I call zero and it goes right to voicemail.

00:29:13.069 --> 00:29:14.789
It's at their phone at the desk. I'm like, oh,

00:29:14.789 --> 00:29:19.849
great. So then I get on my Wi -Fi through my

00:29:19.849 --> 00:29:23.049
hotspot on my MacBook and I connect to my cell

00:29:23.049 --> 00:29:26.750
phone internet, my LTE, and I go on my Airbnb.

00:29:27.759 --> 00:29:31.019
and it's like i'll call the check -in so i call

00:29:31.019 --> 00:29:33.579
and then i hear the ring from the desk and then

00:29:33.579 --> 00:29:37.359
i hear hello and then it was me on the other

00:29:37.359 --> 00:29:39.960
end or i was at the other end but i was talking

00:29:39.960 --> 00:29:41.900
to someone like on the other side of the office

00:29:41.900 --> 00:29:43.900
so i could hear my voice echoing it's very strange

00:29:43.900 --> 00:29:47.819
so then they chuck me in blah blah blah and i

00:29:47.819 --> 00:29:52.619
immediately start I had gone to like a pilot

00:29:52.619 --> 00:29:56.000
gas station and got in. The only booze that I

00:29:56.000 --> 00:30:00.059
left that wasn't beers was two twisted teeth.

00:30:02.460 --> 00:30:06.240
And what happened, ladies and gentlemen, boys

00:30:06.240 --> 00:30:11.480
and girls, was I got lit. And I brought in the

00:30:11.480 --> 00:30:14.160
cat cage with Luna in it. I brought in my suitcase

00:30:14.160 --> 00:30:16.839
and my backpack. But I didn't really feel like

00:30:16.839 --> 00:30:19.960
juggling cat litter. Because I wanted to bring

00:30:19.960 --> 00:30:22.660
Luna on this trip, you know? I don't really have

00:30:22.660 --> 00:30:26.440
a girlfriend. And as Lex told me when I told

00:30:26.440 --> 00:30:27.880
him I was bringing my cat, he said, good, you're

00:30:27.880 --> 00:30:36.500
bringing some pussy along. No, but... So I close

00:30:36.500 --> 00:30:40.809
the door and I grab the keys to the... to the

00:30:40.809 --> 00:30:42.750
room and I go to my car and I grab the litter

00:30:42.750 --> 00:30:46.710
box and I put the litter box in here. Then I

00:30:46.710 --> 00:30:50.309
immediately start ordering Asian food. And I

00:30:50.309 --> 00:30:52.869
immediately start ordering, start drinking a

00:30:52.869 --> 00:30:55.430
little more. All of a sudden I'm taking a bath

00:30:55.430 --> 00:30:59.289
and then Terry is like, hey, I'm not going to

00:30:59.289 --> 00:31:00.670
be able to hang out tonight. I'm going to bed

00:31:00.670 --> 00:31:02.869
early. I'll see you tomorrow. And all of a sudden

00:31:02.869 --> 00:31:08.930
I'm like, where is Luna? All of a sudden, I'm

00:31:08.930 --> 00:31:11.970
starting to wonder. And I look under the bed.

00:31:12.089 --> 00:31:15.690
I break open the bed like a maniac. I look through

00:31:15.690 --> 00:31:20.190
all the freaking little drawers and that. So

00:31:20.190 --> 00:31:25.589
in the bathroom, there is five rows of like room

00:31:25.589 --> 00:31:28.930
to store things. Because I'm so tall. Row on

00:31:28.930 --> 00:31:30.930
the bottom didn't look like it could go that

00:31:30.930 --> 00:31:33.150
far back. So the whole time, my cat that I'm

00:31:33.150 --> 00:31:36.170
now staring at is behind in the corner all the

00:31:36.170 --> 00:31:38.230
way to the back. Inconvenience to me. I'm like,

00:31:38.269 --> 00:31:40.670
where the hell did my cat go? So I'm like wandering

00:31:40.670 --> 00:31:43.150
through the halls, wondering what's happening.

00:31:43.769 --> 00:31:46.549
Asking people, have you seen my cat? I just probably

00:31:46.549 --> 00:31:48.910
look like a psychopath. And I'm talking to my

00:31:48.910 --> 00:31:51.470
mom on the phone. I'm freaking out. I'm like,

00:31:51.470 --> 00:31:56.160
oh no, Luna's gone. Luna's gone. So then I go,

00:31:56.180 --> 00:31:57.900
you know, I'm a little drunk right now. I need

00:31:57.900 --> 00:32:01.259
to lay down. So I lay down and all of a sudden

00:32:01.259 --> 00:32:08.759
I hear... Something to that. A very strange meow.

00:32:08.900 --> 00:32:12.690
And I go, oh, she's in the room. So then, I don't

00:32:12.690 --> 00:32:14.329
know, for some reason I go, oh, let me check

00:32:14.329 --> 00:32:16.049
the bottom corner. Like, I didn't think about

00:32:16.049 --> 00:32:19.630
that before. And there she was. So now I'm petting

00:32:19.630 --> 00:32:22.269
her. She seems very annoyed. And the whole time

00:32:22.269 --> 00:32:23.970
I was like, couldn't you kind of hear that your

00:32:23.970 --> 00:32:27.230
dad was shuffling throughout the room? Mm -hmm.

00:32:27.990 --> 00:32:31.509
So I made a post about it. Luna didn't really

00:32:31.509 --> 00:32:37.650
go missing. Her daddy's common sense did. Ah,

00:32:37.690 --> 00:32:40.740
it was a little traumatic. Now that I try to,

00:32:40.819 --> 00:32:48.000
you know, kind of humble you. I was like, oh,

00:32:48.140 --> 00:32:50.759
great. Then I start thinking, I start getting

00:32:50.759 --> 00:32:52.900
really deep whenever something traumatic happens,

00:32:53.079 --> 00:32:54.660
even though it's accidental trauma, where I'm

00:32:54.660 --> 00:32:58.880
like, and what I mean by that is like, I have

00:32:58.880 --> 00:33:00.200
this thing where I'm like, oh, is it because

00:33:00.200 --> 00:33:03.119
I talk about celebrities that this is my karma?

00:33:03.400 --> 00:33:07.960
I just was thinking all of that. It was not the

00:33:07.960 --> 00:33:10.890
greatest time. But then I got drunk and it's

00:33:10.890 --> 00:33:14.630
Sunday, like they say in Monster Gym. I went

00:33:14.630 --> 00:33:17.309
to the thing that was known as Tide's Beach Bar

00:33:17.309 --> 00:33:19.950
to hang out with the Lex and Terry show. And

00:33:19.950 --> 00:33:23.369
let me tell you, I have a little bit of Lex in

00:33:23.369 --> 00:33:26.029
me where I'm a smart ass and I say things and

00:33:26.029 --> 00:33:27.769
you're like, damn, did he just say that out loud?

00:33:28.069 --> 00:33:30.329
And then I got a lot of Terry in me where I'm

00:33:30.329 --> 00:33:33.089
just like a loud mouth on air and off air. I'm

00:33:33.089 --> 00:33:37.190
just very chill. These guys, man, you know, like

00:33:37.190 --> 00:33:38.690
you say, you don't want to meet your heroes.

00:33:38.730 --> 00:33:42.069
Like I met Opie. It was okay. I was walking on

00:33:42.069 --> 00:33:44.269
Greg's shelves the whole time, but I was still

00:33:44.269 --> 00:33:49.529
appreciative to meet one of the goats. But he

00:33:49.529 --> 00:33:52.250
still kind of had to obsess over my height. It

00:33:52.250 --> 00:33:55.599
was still cool to meet him. I've met other people,

00:33:55.660 --> 00:33:58.420
but, man, these guys were legit. They were doing,

00:33:58.599 --> 00:34:01.839
like, there was, like, free food, free barbecue.

00:34:02.039 --> 00:34:05.779
It was great. They were in the shade. And people

00:34:05.779 --> 00:34:08.039
hate on Jacksonville Beach as a beach. It's a

00:34:08.039 --> 00:34:12.880
pretty good beach, man. Now, is it the same peat

00:34:12.880 --> 00:34:19.280
beach? No. But it's still pretty good. Yeah,

00:34:19.380 --> 00:34:22.280
so I hung out with them and the event was from

00:34:22.280 --> 00:34:25.559
two to four and then I went to Lex's room and

00:34:25.559 --> 00:34:27.840
blew him. No, I'm just kidding. No, I went to

00:34:27.840 --> 00:34:30.559
Lex's room and then we had beers and we talked

00:34:30.559 --> 00:34:37.000
about radio. And Lex, this radio DJ from Springfield,

00:34:37.079 --> 00:34:40.639
Missouri, one of their affiliates, and me, we

00:34:40.639 --> 00:34:43.860
all went and got tacos last night. And I also

00:34:43.860 --> 00:34:46.000
realized I needed a new iPhone because my picture

00:34:46.000 --> 00:34:49.070
was very blurry. But I wasn't going to ask Lex

00:34:49.070 --> 00:34:52.090
to take a picture of my food. Especially when

00:34:52.090 --> 00:34:54.409
he... Actually, I ended up being a Springfield

00:34:54.409 --> 00:34:58.750
DJ paying. Yes. So, then I went to bed last night

00:34:58.750 --> 00:35:03.030
at 9, and it was great. But Sarah, Tay, Dee,

00:35:03.269 --> 00:35:07.389
Terry, Lex, they were all very nice. They were

00:35:07.389 --> 00:35:12.570
definitely meet your heroes. And... I'm not trying

00:35:12.570 --> 00:35:16.469
to sound like a freaking simp, okay? That's not

00:35:16.469 --> 00:35:18.869
what I'm trying to do here. But Sarah is very

00:35:18.869 --> 00:35:21.550
pretty as well. A lot of times, you'll see online,

00:35:21.969 --> 00:35:24.829
you'll see, it's like, she's not a catfish at

00:35:24.829 --> 00:35:28.489
all. She is not, not like what she is. Does that

00:35:28.489 --> 00:35:29.449
make sense? I don't even know what I'm saying.

00:35:30.230 --> 00:35:32.349
It's definitely one of those things that I like.

00:35:32.889 --> 00:35:36.449
And even like Daria, he's tall. It's just weird.

00:35:36.530 --> 00:35:39.369
He listened to these people for 20 years. I know

00:35:39.369 --> 00:35:41.449
how that's how everybody feels about meeting

00:35:41.449 --> 00:35:43.809
me. Oh, I've been listening to you since 2014.

00:35:44.010 --> 00:35:47.909
I'm just kidding. I don't know. Where are we

00:35:47.909 --> 00:35:52.010
going? We're starting to steer off into somewhere

00:35:52.010 --> 00:35:54.909
very quickly. So here's what we're going to do.

00:35:55.289 --> 00:35:58.690
Before we go to break, I want to play you my

00:35:58.690 --> 00:36:03.530
cat meowing. On the way to Jacksonville, Florida.

00:36:06.289 --> 00:36:13.469
856 -49 -HAPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773. You can

00:36:13.469 --> 00:36:16.550
tweet at me, at RyanHappyRadio. You can always

00:36:16.550 --> 00:36:20.849
email me, RyanHappyRadio at gmail .com. And do

00:36:20.849 --> 00:36:23.610
you guys want to hear a little bit of me get

00:36:23.610 --> 00:36:28.880
absolute maniac in the club? I know you do. Who

00:36:28.880 --> 00:36:31.860
wouldn't want to hear my cat meowing like a maniac?

00:36:33.940 --> 00:36:40.739
Here it is. This was us driving across Florida.

00:36:58.599 --> 00:37:02.719
That's how I feel every single day of my life.

00:37:29.550 --> 00:37:32.349
We also need to be affectionate, and you can

00:37:32.349 --> 00:37:36.010
see that with Barack and Michelle as well. They

00:37:36.010 --> 00:37:39.269
do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.

00:37:39.510 --> 00:37:44.630
And we'll call it a day. The semen was so big.

00:37:44.829 --> 00:37:47.030
As a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

00:37:47.030 --> 00:37:49.690
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

00:37:49.690 --> 00:37:52.409
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

00:37:52.670 --> 00:37:56.650
so stick around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno.

00:37:56.809 --> 00:38:02.389
Hoppy Hour will be right back. What the fuck?

00:38:02.769 --> 00:38:05.670
Boogie, you smell that shit? It smell like somebody

00:38:05.670 --> 00:38:08.969
took a motherfucking shit in the booth. Oh, shit.

00:38:09.130 --> 00:38:13.409
Oh, shit. That's me. You smell the shit in the

00:38:13.409 --> 00:38:16.309
air that sold me. You want the ice and all you

00:38:16.309 --> 00:38:18.949
can call me, you should call me. Cause I'm the

00:38:18.949 --> 00:38:24.630
shit. I'm the shit. I'm the shit. I'm the shit.

00:38:24.829 --> 00:38:27.849
I'm the shit. I ain't got a lot of ice, you did.

00:38:30.409 --> 00:38:35.309
Hey, I'm T -5, bitch, I'm the shit I'm the shit,

00:38:35.349 --> 00:38:38.849
I'm the shit, I'm the shit I'm the shit, I'm

00:38:38.849 --> 00:38:40.909
the shit, I'm the shit Man, this rap shit, I

00:38:40.909 --> 00:38:44.409
done mastered You ain't gotta ask a nigga while

00:38:44.409 --> 00:38:47.550
I blast you Nigga, I will blast you, though I

00:38:47.550 --> 00:38:50.889
am the smoothest dude you ever knew I'm rude,

00:38:51.010 --> 00:38:53.949
but I'm the true fan Who the hell are you to

00:38:53.949 --> 00:38:57.030
suit and follow suit? Who done guessed you, nigga?

00:38:57.170 --> 00:38:59.550
I will creep up on you, crack back, click you

00:39:00.970 --> 00:39:03.809
Overfit for Greg who's bumpin' my shit, laughin',

00:39:03.809 --> 00:39:06.570
nigga It ain't no competition out here, I just

00:39:06.570 --> 00:39:10.030
laughin', nigga Cause I'm amazing, bitch Plenty

00:39:10.030 --> 00:39:13.409
cats try to battle me, but I'm dangerous You

00:39:13.409 --> 00:39:16.190
can check my credit, you see I don't play that

00:39:16.190 --> 00:39:19.289
shit With that 40 -cal clip I got, ain't my real

00:39:19.289 --> 00:39:23.250
weakness I'm a grazer, hey, cause I'm Obviously

00:39:23.250 --> 00:39:26.369
niggas gettin' me fucked up I ain't no rapper,

00:39:26.469 --> 00:39:30.920
I'm a street nigga hoppin' a lockup You cocksuckers

00:39:30.920 --> 00:39:33.940
ain't gettin' my drift Nigga, take another whiff,

00:39:34.000 --> 00:40:00.840
nigga Sniff, nigga I'm the shit, I'm the shit,

00:40:00.860 --> 00:40:04.719
I'm the shit, I'm the shit, I'm the shit I'm

00:40:04.719 --> 00:40:09.219
the S -H -I -T shit, shit You hate niggas can't

00:40:09.219 --> 00:40:12.639
suck this dick, dick You might as well you French

00:40:12.639 --> 00:40:16.139
kissin' that bitch, bitch You see this slob slurp

00:40:16.139 --> 00:40:20.059
and swallow this penis I know you wanna come

00:40:20.059 --> 00:40:23.699
to tear a titch, titch But you're cool on a whole

00:40:23.699 --> 00:40:27.960
lot of bullshit Don't give a fuck who you affiliated

00:40:27.960 --> 00:40:31.510
with I'll pull your resume, buy your shawty school

00:40:31.510 --> 00:40:34.829
and shit And um, if you think that this your

00:40:34.829 --> 00:40:37.210
shit, then I'm sp -sp -sp -spittin' It's fiction

00:40:37.210 --> 00:40:40.010
and made up on the p -p -p -pad it was written

00:40:40.010 --> 00:40:42.829
And listen, you bitches better pay close attention

00:40:42.829 --> 00:40:45.429
This ain't no image, may I mention, bitch, I

00:40:45.429 --> 00:40:48.769
live in the trenches And um, obviously niggas

00:40:48.769 --> 00:40:51.469
gettin' me fucked up I ain't no rapper, I'm a

00:40:51.469 --> 00:40:54.489
street nigga, happen to love cops So if I'm with

00:40:54.489 --> 00:40:57.230
you cocksuckers and gettin' my drift, nigga,

00:40:57.369 --> 00:41:17.280
take a look I ain't got a lot of ice, you dig?

00:41:17.579 --> 00:41:21.019
But I'm good, hard, and sharp Hey, I'm P -5,

00:41:21.059 --> 00:41:25.539
bitch I'm the shit, I'm the shit, I'm the shit

00:41:25.539 --> 00:41:33.619
I'm the shit, I'm the shit I'm the shit, it's

00:41:33.619 --> 00:41:37.699
fatal you dig I'm the shit, I'm the shit I'm

00:41:37.699 --> 00:41:47.000
the shit, I'm the shit I'm the shit, I'm the

00:41:47.000 --> 00:42:04.320
shit You meet me in person. I'm really a nice

00:42:04.320 --> 00:42:10.199
guy. But it is what it is, man. You don't smell

00:42:10.199 --> 00:42:17.179
that shit? I'm the shit. I'm the shit. I'm the

00:42:17.179 --> 00:42:26.599
shit. I'm the shit. Sniff, snicker. All right,

00:42:26.599 --> 00:42:31.159
that's getting annoying. Alrighty, let's see

00:42:31.159 --> 00:42:33.800
if I may have R right here with this button that

00:42:33.800 --> 00:42:35.599
we're going to press right here. Hey, what's

00:42:35.599 --> 00:42:37.460
up? It's DJ Love Cheese from the world -famous

00:42:37.460 --> 00:42:40.340
Man Cow Show, and you're listening to my good

00:42:40.340 --> 00:42:44.260
pal and radio legend, Ryan Hoppy on the Hoppy

00:42:44.260 --> 00:42:46.139
Hour. Wow, thank you. I love when people add

00:42:46.139 --> 00:42:49.239
the radio legend part. It boosts my ego. The

00:42:49.239 --> 00:42:51.940
show you secretly listen to, and that includes

00:42:51.940 --> 00:42:55.599
you, Mike Colta, stalking my pages. Whatever.

00:42:55.880 --> 00:43:16.539
Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. DOOR

00:43:16.539 --> 00:43:59.840
IS CLOSING The other stations are tuned in too.

00:44:29.070 --> 00:44:32.190
You turn your tears to headlines And you watch

00:44:32.190 --> 00:46:17.889
the whole thing flow Oh, it is. What up, Bob?

00:47:27.349 --> 00:47:29.969
We got plenty of Taylor news. I'm telling you,

00:47:29.989 --> 00:47:33.869
this weekend, I was pretty tame. You would have

00:47:33.869 --> 00:47:35.090
never thought I got fired for getting drunk.

00:47:35.369 --> 00:47:38.409
Yeah, this weekend, I was pretty good, man. Let

00:47:38.409 --> 00:47:42.690
me do it again. I was a little quiet. We're a

00:47:42.690 --> 00:47:51.449
little... Rob Gronkowski is pulling back the

00:47:51.449 --> 00:47:53.929
curtain on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's wedding.

00:47:54.269 --> 00:47:56.130
What do you think he's going to say? Oh, it sucked.

00:47:56.530 --> 00:47:59.110
I wanted to go home, but I got laid in the dressing

00:47:59.110 --> 00:48:01.690
room. I mean, what is he going to say? I don't

00:48:01.690 --> 00:48:03.869
want to hear any celebrity break down. No, I

00:48:03.869 --> 00:48:06.429
mean, they're not going to be truthful. Speaking

00:48:06.429 --> 00:48:09.269
on the July 8th episode of Tubi's The Other Football,

00:48:09.489 --> 00:48:14.409
Rob said, Oh, everyone saw it on Tubi. Tubi Fair.

00:48:14.530 --> 00:48:17.849
Wow, that was kind of funny. No, but Tubi Fair,

00:48:18.030 --> 00:48:20.719
a lot of people do use it. It was the most amount

00:48:20.719 --> 00:48:23.139
of black cars I've ever seen going into Madison

00:48:23.139 --> 00:48:25.579
Square Garden. It was like a funeral. It was

00:48:25.579 --> 00:48:29.639
five blocks of black cars in a row. Argentina's

00:48:29.639 --> 00:48:31.880
thrilling World Cup game against Cape Verde was

00:48:31.880 --> 00:48:34.360
happening at the same time. So the former NFL

00:48:34.360 --> 00:48:36.920
star had something to do as he passed the time.

00:48:37.099 --> 00:48:39.639
Yeah, you know, he's on his phone. She's just,

00:48:39.679 --> 00:48:46.000
Taylor's out there. Blah, blah, blah. And all

00:48:46.000 --> 00:48:48.639
the guys are like, oh, fine. She's still boring.

00:48:48.739 --> 00:48:51.920
It's getting us into psychos. Happy Hot Topic!

00:48:54.380 --> 00:48:56.400
You were one of the few people who turned down

00:48:56.400 --> 00:48:58.659
an invitation to the wedding. The wedding of

00:48:58.659 --> 00:49:02.380
the year. MSG. Travis and Taylor. Travis and

00:49:02.380 --> 00:49:08.039
Taylor. They're amazing. I don't know Taylor

00:49:08.039 --> 00:49:09.500
that well, but I know Travis. He's one of my

00:49:09.500 --> 00:49:10.920
favorite people in the world. Him and his brother

00:49:10.920 --> 00:49:13.519
Jason. But I don't go to weddings or funerals.

00:49:13.579 --> 00:49:16.619
Yeah, it's kind of an ego thing. I don't go to

00:49:16.619 --> 00:49:19.739
funerals. Jesus Christ. That means you're a free

00:49:19.739 --> 00:49:22.380
year mortality. There's an NFL player that earns

00:49:22.380 --> 00:49:25.119
a cover bar that was invited. Dave Will's funeral.

00:49:25.280 --> 00:49:27.079
Will is whatever the name of the announcer of

00:49:27.079 --> 00:49:29.719
the Rays is. And he goes, I don't do funerals.

00:49:29.860 --> 00:49:31.820
It's like, Dad, we're all going to die. You kind

00:49:31.820 --> 00:49:36.280
of have to do funerals. That's a rule for myself.

00:49:36.619 --> 00:49:38.900
So there's Charles probably talking about Taylor.

00:49:39.139 --> 00:49:43.400
Oh, yeah. And then, what is going on right here?

00:49:43.579 --> 00:49:48.110
Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Taylor Swift has paid

00:49:48.110 --> 00:49:51.389
her dues, literally. New York City Mayor Zoran

00:49:51.389 --> 00:49:55.250
Mamdani. I don't like that guy. He's so wishy

00:49:55.250 --> 00:49:58.489
-washy. Oh, I do like the millennial energy.

00:49:58.630 --> 00:50:01.690
I can't deny it. It's kind of nice. Confirming

00:50:01.690 --> 00:50:04.170
July 10th that the pop superstar has already

00:50:04.170 --> 00:50:08.849
paid more than $160 ,000 to the city of New York.

00:50:09.010 --> 00:50:11.090
All right, so she spent money on her wedding.

00:50:11.190 --> 00:50:13.650
Yeah, you're shutting down the whole city. Mm

00:50:13.650 --> 00:50:16.900
-hmm. All right, let's go out there, celebrity.

00:50:21.519 --> 00:50:24.099
Margaret Qualley's team speaks out about her

00:50:24.099 --> 00:50:36.639
split from Jack Antonoff. Following reports of

00:50:36.639 --> 00:50:39.239
the pair's breakup after nearly three years of

00:50:39.239 --> 00:50:42.820
marriage, the actress is shutting down any speculation

00:50:42.820 --> 00:50:49.980
of infidelity. Of course she's going to shut

00:50:49.980 --> 00:50:52.679
down infidelity. say, oh yeah, for the streets.

00:50:55.039 --> 00:50:57.719
I mean, what is she going to say? And the narratives

00:50:57.719 --> 00:51:00.079
running in the press about Margaret and Jack

00:51:00.079 --> 00:51:05.139
are categorically untrue. Categorically untrue.

00:51:06.480 --> 00:51:12.219
Oh yeah, we all know Ryan John Hoppy loves his

00:51:12.219 --> 00:51:22.690
characters. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And today in Cougar

00:51:22.690 --> 00:51:28.469
news, it is a Kathy Griffin. Kathy Griffin is

00:51:28.469 --> 00:51:31.809
showing off her 22 year old man. Oh, yeah. You

00:51:31.809 --> 00:51:38.250
know, she's just gone. Oh, yeah. She's just.

00:51:39.469 --> 00:51:41.869
A 65 -year -old shares a photo hand -in -hand

00:51:41.869 --> 00:51:45.210
with the mystery man on Instagram July 9th. Oh,

00:51:45.210 --> 00:51:50.829
yeah, he looks so Gen Z. It hurts. Her caption

00:51:50.829 --> 00:51:54.250
reads, He's 22. Have at it, Internet. Oh, he

00:51:54.250 --> 00:51:57.909
is so pretty, boys. She's getting plowed by him.

00:51:58.389 --> 00:52:07.880
Mr. Plow. Mr. Plow. Happy Hot Topic! Let's turn

00:52:07.880 --> 00:52:10.820
to a whole new Tyra Banks. Going from critiques

00:52:10.820 --> 00:52:13.480
of being toxic and exploitive on America's Next

00:52:13.480 --> 00:52:15.860
Top Model. I was rooting for you. We were all

00:52:15.860 --> 00:52:18.719
rooting for you. What an annoying hag. Shut up.

00:52:19.059 --> 00:52:22.320
How dare you? To appearing subdued and supportive

00:52:22.320 --> 00:52:24.840
during last night's Project Runway. Ah, she's

00:52:24.840 --> 00:52:28.920
so different now that she's in her 50s. We're

00:52:28.920 --> 00:52:30.980
just going to completely forget that you were

00:52:30.980 --> 00:52:34.380
a dirty, rotten bitch before. Mm -hmm. Season

00:52:34.380 --> 00:52:37.489
22 premiere. I see Nicole Kidman or Margot Robbie

00:52:37.489 --> 00:52:40.909
in that. It's easier to pull back. Whatever.

00:52:42.570 --> 00:52:45.929
I'll admit it. Fine. Since we're all admitting

00:52:45.929 --> 00:52:48.329
things right now, I used to jerk off to our show.

00:52:50.289 --> 00:52:53.329
Growing up in a house with five channels, I'd

00:52:53.329 --> 00:52:57.150
be like... I had a disposable... Not a disposable.

00:52:57.389 --> 00:52:59.090
I had an electric... I don't know. A digital

00:52:59.090 --> 00:53:02.289
camera or whatever. And I would take a picture...

00:53:03.559 --> 00:53:07.179
It's good for my spank bank. No! Happy Hot Topic!

00:53:09.840 --> 00:53:12.619
John, I want to introduce you to Carolyn Bissette.

00:53:12.960 --> 00:53:16.519
This is John Kennedy. This morning, Emmy voters

00:53:16.519 --> 00:53:19.940
are showing the love for Love Story. Oh, yeah.

00:53:20.059 --> 00:53:22.199
It looks like such a good show. The actress on

00:53:22.199 --> 00:53:25.880
there is a hot piece. Hi. Sorry. I got to skip

00:53:25.880 --> 00:53:28.440
over this because of copyright. I think also

00:53:28.440 --> 00:53:32.760
the pit was on. Mm -hmm. So Emmy's The Love got

00:53:32.760 --> 00:53:37.059
17 nominations. And then we got The Pit right

00:53:37.059 --> 00:53:38.420
here. I had to skip over it because there was

00:53:38.420 --> 00:53:43.559
a thing called copyright. Here's The Pit. My

00:53:43.559 --> 00:53:45.480
mama loves the show. It's about a hospital just

00:53:45.480 --> 00:53:48.519
riveting. Looking good. Taking formula well.

00:53:48.840 --> 00:53:51.019
All right, so those are the shows that are doing

00:53:51.019 --> 00:53:53.820
well. That was very much a Ryan Hoppe is hungover

00:53:53.820 --> 00:53:55.960
where he didn't really get time to pre -watch

00:53:55.960 --> 00:53:58.500
it. And the headline that seemed more riveting

00:53:58.500 --> 00:54:04.360
than it actually was. Happy Hot Topic. As for

00:54:04.360 --> 00:54:06.980
World Cup tickets, prices are dropping now that

00:54:06.980 --> 00:54:09.539
all three host cities are out of the tournament.

00:54:09.699 --> 00:54:12.460
Bye. See you later, bitch. Good news if you want

00:54:12.460 --> 00:54:15.739
to go. I'll be sure not to go. I don't want to

00:54:15.739 --> 00:54:18.599
be around a bunch of racists. More rides. If

00:54:18.599 --> 00:54:21.599
I want to do that, I'd be on Largo Farm. Happy

00:54:21.599 --> 00:54:25.840
Hot Topic. Charlie Sheen has agreed to pay his

00:54:25.840 --> 00:54:28.420
ex -wife, Brooke Mueller, half a million dollars

00:54:28.420 --> 00:54:30.940
in back child support, spanning more than...

00:54:30.940 --> 00:54:32.760
Yeah, it'd probably be good to, you know, pay

00:54:32.760 --> 00:54:36.579
child support. ...in 15 years. Alright, so that's

00:54:36.579 --> 00:54:43.599
about... I can't think right now. What is...

00:54:43.599 --> 00:54:48.219
Let me look it up. I wish I had Alexa here. Five

00:54:48.219 --> 00:55:02.559
hundred... Let me see here. It is 33 ,000. It

00:55:02.559 --> 00:55:06.579
took a while, but we're here. We're alive. Kind

00:55:06.579 --> 00:55:10.280
of. Maybe not. Maybe I'm dead and this is the

00:55:10.280 --> 00:55:15.639
afterlife. That was kind of the only thing that

00:55:15.639 --> 00:55:19.119
got me through. Oh yeah, this is Paris Jackson.

00:55:21.289 --> 00:55:24.949
And everyone knows I love my best sexual women,

00:55:25.130 --> 00:55:29.309
so I'm in love with Paris Jackson. Paris Jackson

00:55:29.309 --> 00:55:31.789
opens up about what got her through the darkness

00:55:31.789 --> 00:55:35.349
of addiction in a new video for Vogue. Yeah,

00:55:35.610 --> 00:55:39.349
having Michael Jackson as your father probably

00:55:39.349 --> 00:55:44.030
is not ideal. Daughter of late music icon Michael

00:55:44.030 --> 00:55:46.349
Jackson gets candid while sharing her more. Oh,

00:55:46.349 --> 00:55:50.840
they love that word. They got candy. Beauty routine

00:55:50.840 --> 00:55:53.139
and a beauty secret segment for the fashion mag.

00:55:53.340 --> 00:55:56.400
Oh, she's so freaking hot. She got crazy eyes,

00:55:56.420 --> 00:56:02.219
though. I love. My hottest moment is crazy. Posted

00:56:02.219 --> 00:56:05.159
to YouTube July 10th. In the intimate vlog, the

00:56:05.159 --> 00:56:07.300
28 -year -old, who is releasing her sophomore

00:56:07.300 --> 00:56:10.139
album, Happiest Day of My Life, August 21st.

00:56:10.179 --> 00:56:11.280
I thought they were going to say she was a sophomore.

00:56:11.420 --> 00:56:13.360
I was like, she's not that young. Recounts how

00:56:13.360 --> 00:56:15.619
her love of music got her through battles with

00:56:15.619 --> 00:56:18.199
heroin and alcohol addiction. How the creative

00:56:18.199 --> 00:56:20.099
outlet. Yeah, she was trying to go through her

00:56:20.099 --> 00:56:24.500
corny. Continues to drive her in a positive way.

00:56:24.860 --> 00:56:27.300
You know, baby, you know. That was kind of the

00:56:27.300 --> 00:56:29.380
only thing that got me through the hard times

00:56:29.380 --> 00:56:32.559
before I got sober was music. And then, you know,

00:56:32.599 --> 00:56:35.079
when I got sober. Yeah, she looked at that shit.

00:56:35.579 --> 00:56:40.420
Just an absolute terror party. Mm -hmm. Remember

00:56:40.420 --> 00:56:43.599
17 years ago, this speech? I want to say something.

00:56:46.440 --> 00:56:49.719
Michael Jackson, here comes Paris. It looks completely

00:56:49.719 --> 00:56:53.539
different because it was 17 years ago. Mm -hmm.

00:56:56.789 --> 00:57:03.030
Oh, geez. Oh, geez. All right. Show us your nipple.

00:57:04.949 --> 00:57:10.429
I just wanted to say. Yeah. Speak up, sweetheart.

00:57:10.590 --> 00:57:12.590
I did, yeah. Speak up to the microphone, moron.

00:57:12.590 --> 00:57:16.530
I'm kidding. Ever since I was born. Not really

00:57:16.530 --> 00:57:21.309
for my father. Daddy has been the best father

00:57:21.309 --> 00:57:30.230
you could ever imagine. Mm -hmm. Oh, geez. And

00:57:30.230 --> 00:57:33.710
I just wanted to say I love you. At least someone

00:57:33.710 --> 00:57:44.190
does. 17 years later, she's on heroin and recovering.

00:57:46.690 --> 00:57:49.250
I don't know why I'm laughing at that, but it's

00:57:49.250 --> 00:57:52.909
just so terrible. My dad was not perfect, but

00:57:52.909 --> 00:57:57.750
I am glad my dad is not Michael Jackson or Steve

00:57:57.750 --> 00:58:00.050
Harvey, even though Steve Harvey has the best

00:58:00.050 --> 00:58:23.809
intro ever to a radio show. Oh, yeah. I don't

00:58:23.809 --> 00:58:26.909
try. Could be Ryan Hoppy taking over, bitch.

00:58:29.369 --> 00:58:32.590
Dizzy, you're a little fly. Literally, because

00:58:32.590 --> 00:58:36.429
you're small. Go bang my ex and report back to

00:58:36.429 --> 00:58:59.639
me. Hey, Michael. How are you? Woo! I'm sorry.

00:59:00.659 --> 00:59:04.400
This is the best intro I've ever heard. Fire.

00:59:04.960 --> 00:59:27.190
Fire. Fire. Fire. Fire. Fire. Mm -hmm. There's

00:59:27.190 --> 00:59:29.070
a reason why I'm playing this. It's also a good

00:59:29.070 --> 00:59:37.769
song. Dun -dun -dun. Mm. Dun -dun -dun. Mm. Steve

00:59:37.769 --> 00:59:41.170
Harvey. Time for the Strawberry Letter. In a

00:59:41.170 --> 00:59:44.750
radio show I don't even attend. That is. Neither

00:59:44.750 --> 00:59:49.190
does Steve Kratik. Just kidding. Today's a very

00:59:49.190 --> 00:59:52.690
dark show. I'm sorry about that, Joe. Mm. Mm.

00:59:59.079 --> 01:00:02.659
What's going on, Steve? What is it? Oh, he was

01:00:02.659 --> 01:00:05.000
supposed to say, I'm doing a radio show. All

01:00:05.000 --> 01:00:06.900
right, they really got into you about a tough

01:00:06.900 --> 01:00:12.909
guy. I'm about to whip. Somebody's ass. Maybe

01:00:12.909 --> 01:00:17.889
in 1995. Oh, I'm about to whip somebody's ass.

01:00:17.889 --> 01:00:20.530
No, you're not. You're doing a radio show from

01:00:20.530 --> 01:00:23.949
your garage, bitch. Oh, if you don't leave me

01:00:23.949 --> 01:00:26.110
alone. What are you going to do, Tyler? Fast?

01:00:26.130 --> 01:00:29.449
You're going to have to send me home. Because

01:00:29.449 --> 01:00:34.309
I'm about to whip somebody's ass. And then you're

01:00:34.309 --> 01:00:36.090
going to put five cents on my heart. Mm -hmm.

01:00:36.389 --> 01:00:38.070
All right, there was a reason. That was just

01:00:38.070 --> 01:00:39.289
to throw a shout out to Kelton. But there's a

01:00:39.289 --> 01:00:41.340
reason. while I was playing the Steve Harvey

01:00:41.340 --> 01:00:44.980
intro. There's some news going on with him and

01:00:44.980 --> 01:00:51.019
it's done. Steve Harvey is mourning a heartbreaking

01:00:51.019 --> 01:00:53.960
loss. The Family Feud host shared a touching

01:00:53.960 --> 01:00:56.460
tribute to his father -in -law, James Bridges

01:00:56.460 --> 01:01:00.820
Sr., who died on June 1st at age 91. Wow, man.

01:01:00.940 --> 01:01:03.920
Black don't cry. He literally is 72. Per ABC

01:01:03.920 --> 01:01:08.199
24 Memphis. Rest in peace. Steve wrote in a June

01:01:08.199 --> 01:01:11.059
5th Instagram post alongside an image of his

01:01:11.059 --> 01:01:13.440
late father -in -law. Yesterday, we buried one

01:01:13.440 --> 01:01:16.000
of the best men I've ever met, James Bridges

01:01:16.000 --> 01:01:18.940
Sr., Marjorie's father. That's nice. He's giving

01:01:18.940 --> 01:01:22.659
a shout to one of his exes, then. But to me,

01:01:22.719 --> 01:01:25.559
Pop Bridges. That's the piece, buddy. You are

01:01:25.559 --> 01:01:30.539
a pop. Good time to hang out. Mm -hmm. Whoa!

01:01:30.880 --> 01:01:35.380
Copy Hot Topic! Mel C is revealing the moment

01:01:35.380 --> 01:01:38.320
she feared she was about to be kicked out of

01:01:38.320 --> 01:01:40.400
the Spice Girls. That could have been a good

01:01:40.400 --> 01:01:42.880
thing for you. They're such dirty riding broads.

01:01:42.900 --> 01:01:47.420
Mm -hmm. The singer, better known as Sporty Spice,

01:01:47.420 --> 01:01:50.139
who was a member of the iconic girl group from

01:01:50.139 --> 01:01:52.960
its formation in 1994, and two of the ladies

01:01:52.960 --> 01:01:56.039
went their separate ways in 2001, shared on the

01:01:56.039 --> 01:01:59.099
Louis Theroux podcast... Oh, we all heard it!

01:01:59.800 --> 01:02:03.119
... I'm just running to listen to it. That one

01:02:03.119 --> 01:02:06.280
comment directed at Victoria Beckham, a .k .a.

01:02:06.280 --> 01:02:09.940
Posh Spice, after leaving the 1996 Brit Awards,

01:02:10.219 --> 01:02:13.900
nearly ended her time in the Spice Girls. Oh,

01:02:13.900 --> 01:02:18.280
there you go. Oh, that is. Especially if their

01:02:18.280 --> 01:02:22.920
cycles are aligned. That'd be, I know. Oh, God.

01:02:27.210 --> 01:02:29.869
According to Mel C, she and her bandmates were

01:02:29.869 --> 01:02:32.130
leaving the event when she turned to Beckham

01:02:32.130 --> 01:02:36.789
and told her to... Hi, Tyra Beckham. Better pooch

01:02:36.789 --> 01:02:41.190
song, smell like eggs. F*** off. Hi. I go home,

01:02:41.269 --> 01:02:43.809
go to bed, I wake up the next morning, and I

01:02:43.809 --> 01:02:47.050
was in a lot of trouble. Oh, where are you? Looking

01:02:47.050 --> 01:02:49.949
back on it, it's in the past, so it really wasn't

01:02:49.949 --> 01:02:54.690
a big of a deal. Hi, what's happening here? No!

01:02:57.660 --> 01:03:00.079
Hayden Panettiere and Tori. It's so freaking

01:03:00.079 --> 01:03:03.119
hot. Spelling won't be making a killer appearance

01:03:03.119 --> 01:03:07.159
this weekend. Oh, yeah, it's, uh, Victoria. No,

01:03:07.260 --> 01:03:11.280
not Victoria. It is Toy Story, Hayden Panetti

01:03:11.280 --> 01:03:15.219
are not going to work on. They're too busy having

01:03:15.219 --> 01:03:17.559
a threesome with me. After being scheduled to

01:03:17.559 --> 01:03:20.920
appear at the IE Con in Ontario, California,

01:03:21.179 --> 01:03:23.380
the weekend of July 11th. I was going to make

01:03:23.380 --> 01:03:25.340
an Ontario joke, but it was Cal, even worse than

01:03:25.340 --> 01:03:28.519
Ontario, Toronto. Both actresses pulled out of

01:03:28.519 --> 01:03:31.980
the horse. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you know, you got

01:03:31.980 --> 01:03:34.610
to pull out when you're with them. at the last

01:03:34.610 --> 01:03:37.630
minute due to separate emergencies. Oh, I'm sure

01:03:37.630 --> 01:03:41.010
they were so busy. Oh, they're mad. They didn't

01:03:41.010 --> 01:03:43.050
want to be around a bunch of horror nerds. In

01:03:43.050 --> 01:03:46.010
a July 10th statement, Creep IE Khan announces

01:03:46.010 --> 01:03:48.349
that the Scream 4 star. Yeah, that's got to suck

01:03:48.349 --> 01:03:51.489
when you got these big ass names hanging out

01:03:51.489 --> 01:03:55.190
in Ontario, California. Would no longer be attending.

01:03:55.670 --> 01:03:58.510
All right, so with such an emergency, all the

01:03:58.510 --> 01:04:03.769
world turned down. Oh, but this did happen. Overnight,

01:04:03.809 --> 01:04:05.949
South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham, one of

01:04:05.949 --> 01:04:08.429
the most powerful and prominent Republican lawmakers

01:04:08.429 --> 01:04:11.269
of the last two decades, passing away at the

01:04:11.269 --> 01:04:15.670
age of 71. I'm going to be honest. Yeah, it sucks

01:04:15.670 --> 01:04:19.150
that the dude ain't alive anymore in the club.

01:04:20.150 --> 01:04:24.969
But, um, he was not a good guy. Am I a happy,

01:04:25.150 --> 01:04:30.079
dead, nice, terrible, horrible, horrible? We're

01:04:30.079 --> 01:04:31.719
not going to sit here and pretend like you're

01:04:31.719 --> 01:04:35.679
the only guy. I mean, are we? Are we? Washington,

01:04:35.820 --> 01:04:38.780
D .C. EMS dispatched to Graham's home on Saturday

01:04:38.780 --> 01:04:41.719
night for a man in apparent cardiac arrest. Yeah,

01:04:41.719 --> 01:04:45.980
that shit sucks. At 2 in the morning Sunday,

01:04:46.219 --> 01:04:48.500
Graham's office putting out this statement saying

01:04:48.500 --> 01:04:51.300
the senator died from a brief and sudden illness.

01:04:51.599 --> 01:04:57.019
All right, rest in peace. It's off the light

01:04:57.019 --> 01:05:00.650
now! Do it now! A Florida man was arrested after

01:05:00.650 --> 01:05:03.250
he allegedly carried a flaming propane tank through

01:05:03.250 --> 01:05:11.710
a Tampa restaurant. That's how we do it. And

01:05:11.710 --> 01:05:13.769
wielded a pair of knives when deputies tried

01:05:13.769 --> 01:05:16.269
to take him into custody. According to the Hillsborough

01:05:16.269 --> 01:05:18.449
County Sheriff's Office. I'm surprised I said

01:05:18.449 --> 01:05:22.789
it correctly. Not Hillsborough. Deputies responded

01:05:22.789 --> 01:05:25.210
to the restaurant Tuesday morning after receiving

01:05:25.210 --> 01:05:30.769
reports of an assault in progress. Not everybody

01:05:30.769 --> 01:05:33.630
on Tampa is terrible, just most of them. And

01:05:33.630 --> 01:05:35.469
when you see headlines like that, it's like,

01:05:35.570 --> 01:05:37.849
Jesus, I see why people think we're crazy, even

01:05:37.849 --> 01:05:39.429
though it's just because we have public records.

01:05:39.670 --> 01:05:43.010
Crimes happen all the time in the blue liberal

01:05:43.010 --> 01:05:45.949
states, too, but it's just not as reported on

01:05:45.949 --> 01:05:50.349
because their public records don't exist. Does

01:05:50.349 --> 01:05:54.050
that make sense to you? If it doesn't, I really

01:05:54.050 --> 01:05:58.369
don't care. Here's Bunny X saying she's single

01:05:58.369 --> 01:06:01.800
as hell. Get a sweet little kiss under the fireworks.

01:06:02.159 --> 01:06:05.599
Oh, yeah. Fireworks in my pants. Romantic. Romantic.

01:06:05.599 --> 01:06:08.440
I've never had that done. I honestly was babbling

01:06:08.440 --> 01:06:14.019
hugs. I got a freaking headache. Christine Omen,

01:06:14.019 --> 01:06:17.420
her husband, again, a divorcee. He's kind of

01:06:17.420 --> 01:06:20.960
a cross -dresser. Their text messages between

01:06:20.960 --> 01:06:23.599
Taylor Freaky Paw and Dakota Mortensen exposed.

01:06:24.039 --> 01:06:29.179
Listen, I can't stand Dakota Mortensen. And I

01:06:29.179 --> 01:06:30.800
can't stand Taylor Frankie Paul. I think she's

01:06:30.800 --> 01:06:35.219
a dirty road broad. Mm -hmm. But it does seem

01:06:35.219 --> 01:06:37.639
like every time she's on the mend, she's about

01:06:37.639 --> 01:06:40.260
to be famous again, some clip gets released.

01:06:40.340 --> 01:06:43.400
I think Dakota's got a ton of backlog of her

01:06:43.400 --> 01:06:48.800
being a psychopath. Mm -hmm. Andrew Gillum's

01:06:48.800 --> 01:06:51.480
meth case may be transferred to Alabama Drug

01:06:51.480 --> 01:06:54.920
Court. Still, I would rather have my governor

01:06:54.920 --> 01:07:00.690
go down on men and... You know, do math. Then

01:07:00.690 --> 01:07:07.329
be Andrew or be... What's his name? Ron DeSantis.

01:07:07.469 --> 01:07:08.789
I don't know. I was thinking of his wife, Casey.

01:07:08.949 --> 01:07:11.829
I don't know. I'm freaking hungover. Even though

01:07:11.829 --> 01:07:17.289
I'm totally sure Ron DeSantis has never gone

01:07:17.289 --> 01:07:22.239
down on a guy. Just my opinion. And I'll stick

01:07:22.239 --> 01:07:26.059
by it. Streamer Neon sues a cortisol gummy promo

01:07:26.059 --> 01:07:31.039
company for using his likeness. If it wasn't

01:07:31.039 --> 01:07:33.400
like a sham of a company, if it was kind of an

01:07:33.400 --> 01:07:35.480
annoying company or whatever, but you can make

01:07:35.480 --> 01:07:38.340
money off of it, it must not be a good product.

01:07:38.400 --> 01:07:40.760
Because if I had a company impersonating me 70

01:07:40.760 --> 01:07:43.619
times, if I had a company talking about me, I'd

01:07:43.619 --> 01:07:45.780
be like, hey, bitch, I want to sue you. Or can

01:07:45.780 --> 01:07:48.900
I at least make some money off of this? And we

01:07:48.900 --> 01:07:52.420
all know that near comes the money. So it kind

01:07:52.420 --> 01:07:55.940
of surprises me. But nothing surprises me anymore.

01:07:56.980 --> 01:08:00.699
And then Bonnie Exile got another boob job. Life,

01:08:00.780 --> 01:08:05.000
death, taxes, and boob jobs. Speaking of that,

01:08:05.579 --> 01:08:08.219
what are we going to do? What should we do first?

01:08:08.460 --> 01:08:34.970
Let's do Chili Roll News. Oh, yeah. Girl, you

01:08:34.970 --> 01:08:49.680
know. He's a late fee everywhere you go He takes

01:08:49.680 --> 01:08:54.840
a space Then acts surprised Said that's just

01:08:54.840 --> 01:09:00.260
me With those same old eyes Jelly roll, go away

01:09:00.260 --> 01:09:04.819
Jelly roll, go away All you need's a bad day

01:09:04.819 --> 01:09:10.319
Jelly roll, go away Jelly roll, go away Jelly

01:09:10.319 --> 01:09:14.119
roll, go away She deserves more plain and clear

01:09:14.119 --> 01:09:27.260
Jelly roll, go Go chain flash, deep little grin

01:09:27.260 --> 01:09:30.640
Same old mess you're draggin' in Promise big

01:09:30.640 --> 01:09:33.720
then break it small Always first to blame the

01:09:33.720 --> 01:09:37.720
wall Bunny seen that same old show Tired of the

01:09:37.720 --> 01:09:54.560
yes -man glow It's the middle Jelly roll, go

01:09:54.560 --> 01:10:01.100
away But you need the better day Jelly roll,

01:10:01.100 --> 01:10:09.579
go away They deserve more plain and clear Jelly

01:10:09.579 --> 01:10:13.579
roll, go away Let her breathe, let her shine

01:10:13.579 --> 01:10:17.060
Let her have her own damn line No more dragging

01:10:17.060 --> 01:10:53.279
through the door No more begging All right, let

01:10:53.279 --> 01:10:55.800
me use some of these production pieces I don't

01:10:55.800 --> 01:11:06.770
have at work. Mm -hmm. 8 -5 -6. 49ers! 8 -9 -6

01:11:06.770 --> 01:11:12.569
-5 -4 -6 -7 -7 -8. You're tweeting me at RyanHobbyRadio.

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your girl? Get a sweet little kiss under the

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fireworks. The XO is clearing the air about her

01:11:47.239 --> 01:11:50.180
viral kiss after a video. I think she just needs

01:11:50.180 --> 01:11:53.739
to do hardcore porn here to show the stripped

01:11:53.739 --> 01:11:57.039
down offer. Kissing Calabasas confidential star

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Dylan Wolf at Good Night Nashville, the bar owned

01:12:00.260 --> 01:12:02.979
by her ex Jelly Roll. Bunny addresses the moment

01:12:02.979 --> 01:12:06.380
head on on the July 10th episode of her dumb

01:12:06.380 --> 01:12:09.359
blonde podcast. She reveals Jelly Roll's reaction,

01:12:09.699 --> 01:12:13.850
saying Jay was like. He gets it. It wasn't an

01:12:13.850 --> 01:12:16.770
issue. Not an issue at all. Instead, Bunny says

01:12:16.770 --> 01:12:19.369
her biggest issue is people filming her while

01:12:19.369 --> 01:12:21.630
she's trying to move on with her life. As for

01:12:21.630 --> 01:12:24.390
Dylan, Bunny says they aren't dating, explaining,

01:12:24.869 --> 01:12:27.710
I don't want to date anyone. I am here for fun,

01:12:27.810 --> 01:12:30.630
baby. The podcast host also shares another major

01:12:30.630 --> 01:12:33.609
update, revealing she's deleted her June 18th

01:12:33.609 --> 01:12:36.649
episode about her divorce from Jelly Roll after

01:12:36.649 --> 01:12:39.909
10 years of marriage, admitting, I took it down

01:12:39.909 --> 01:12:42.680
because I realized I just don't want one of the

01:12:42.680 --> 01:12:46.260
hardest moments of my life. Whatever, man. I'm

01:12:46.260 --> 01:12:48.699
so freaking whatever. You're not getting in point,

01:12:48.840 --> 01:12:52.100
honey. I probably should have included her as

01:12:52.100 --> 01:12:58.520
a part of Side Check News. Yeah. Turn it up.

01:12:59.739 --> 01:13:04.779
Turn it up. It's happy hour. We're kind of happy,

01:13:04.880 --> 01:13:10.470
baby. Side Check News. Side Check News. We talkin'

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Massey today, uh, uh Mic check, welcome to the

01:13:15.289 --> 01:13:17.850
surf Riding in the booth, cut straight through

01:13:17.850 --> 01:13:20.729
the surf Call it like I see it, feelings in the

01:13:20.729 --> 01:13:23.130
hearse, kid You click the P, now you get the

01:13:23.130 --> 01:13:25.869
whole thermos The libs playin' games, actin'

01:13:25.869 --> 01:13:28.109
like they saints Got a whole spouse home, still

01:13:28.109 --> 01:13:30.850
flyin' to the dates Screenshots saved, little

01:13:30.850 --> 01:13:33.550
goodnight, babe Then they on a yacht pick, tryna

01:13:33.550 --> 01:13:36.729
hide the face From the field to the runway, everybody

01:13:36.729 --> 01:14:09.600
frontin' Postin' Bye. Bye. Who you trying to

01:14:09.600 --> 01:14:11.939
text? Got a ring on your hand Still shopping

01:14:11.939 --> 01:14:14.359
for the next P All team stressing, trying to

01:14:14.359 --> 01:14:16.619
spin it for the press But the group chat means

01:14:16.619 --> 01:14:19.340
got receipts on deck From the field goals missing

01:14:19.340 --> 01:14:22.399
to the model in the mist One post off life, next

01:14:22.399 --> 01:14:25.659
post I twist You a free spirit but the rent still

01:14:25.659 --> 01:14:28.460
split Funny how the timeline never shows that

01:14:28.460 --> 01:14:30.899
bit Look, I'm just reading what the headlines

01:14:30.899 --> 01:14:33.739
say I'm the voice in your car, you pretend you

01:14:33.739 --> 01:14:36.720
hate Laughing at the drama, yeah we know it ain't

01:14:36.720 --> 01:14:39.390
new Same story, new story Welcome back to the

01:14:39.390 --> 01:14:42.270
zoo. This that side chick news. Side chick news.

01:14:42.510 --> 01:14:45.869
Ryan, how we gon' do? Every fraud, every fling,

01:14:45.869 --> 01:14:49.409
every late night move. We expose, we amuse. Yeah,

01:14:49.430 --> 01:14:51.850
we say it like it is on an afternoon cruise.

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Side chick news. Whole world tuned to the truth.

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You can't hide from your man, can't hide from

01:14:57.489 --> 01:15:02.529
this fool. Side chick news. Breaking, breaking,

01:15:02.609 --> 01:15:05.390
breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking.

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Another is complicated. Another we were on a

01:15:09.449 --> 01:15:12.989
break Expectation, explanation If you gotta say

01:15:12.989 --> 01:15:15.930
we low -key, that's the clue You ain't made,

01:15:16.170 --> 01:15:23.130
you just headline a fool Side chick news This

01:15:23.130 --> 01:15:26.130
that side chick news Side chick news Right, I

01:15:26.130 --> 01:15:29.310
be gon' choose Every fraud, every fling, every

01:15:29.310 --> 01:15:32.710
late night move We exposed, we amused Yeah, we

01:15:32.710 --> 01:15:35.609
say it like it is on the afternoon cruise Side

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chick news Side chick news Let me press this

01:15:47.060 --> 01:16:01.680
button. All right. I'll play. We got so much

01:16:01.680 --> 01:16:07.659
happening with side chicks. It's crazy. Why is

01:16:07.659 --> 01:16:21.609
it crazy? These side chicks are crazy. No! Happy

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Hot Topic! So, which one do you want to begin

01:16:25.510 --> 01:16:27.930
with? I guess we can talk about this dirty, rotten

01:16:27.930 --> 01:16:31.270
moron, Ariana Grande. I am so sorry. Ariana Grande

01:16:31.270 --> 01:16:33.210
will not be in the upcoming American Horror Story

01:16:33.210 --> 01:16:40.609
season anymore. No! Ariana Grande is brown. Headline

01:16:40.609 --> 01:16:45.619
reports that Scott... I'm sure it's scheduling

01:16:45.619 --> 01:16:51.560
and not that she's just an annoying person. You

01:16:51.560 --> 01:16:56.739
can just get a prop skeleton from Party City

01:16:56.739 --> 01:17:07.880
and call it a day. Yeah, tour everyone's love.

01:17:10.680 --> 01:17:13.840
Water, and she missed out on that. I'm freaking

01:17:13.840 --> 01:17:19.079
out, no. Here's Kendall Jenner crying because

01:17:19.079 --> 01:17:22.260
she's not married, and she's in the same room

01:17:22.260 --> 01:17:29.020
as Hailey Bieber at a sign check. I have not.

01:17:33.000 --> 01:17:39.539
No, you don't drink. I have. No, I haven't. No.

01:17:39.739 --> 01:17:41.159
You've been plowed with like a hundred million

01:17:41.159 --> 01:17:47.439
men. Have you been married before and I didn't

01:17:47.439 --> 01:17:51.899
know? I don't know. Don't you feel smarter? Isn't

01:17:51.899 --> 01:17:56.880
your life so much better? You're probably so

01:17:56.880 --> 01:17:59.100
grateful at the late night. Like, geez, my life

01:17:59.100 --> 01:18:01.939
is just so much better. All right. What do I

01:18:01.939 --> 01:18:04.460
got next? It's time for Britney Spears news.

01:18:09.420 --> 01:18:12.140
Yeah, you know where to go. Happy hour, Britney

01:18:12.140 --> 01:18:19.260
lose part two. Six, now I ran big, make big rating.

01:18:19.539 --> 01:18:22.539
Talk wild about sex, love dating. Sleep beat,

01:18:22.579 --> 01:18:25.539
sun signal, hit the equator. Local boy talk like

01:18:25.539 --> 01:18:28.579
a glowing narrator. Lame luna on the grave, shit

01:18:28.579 --> 01:18:31.859
queen. Her on the board, her on the screen. Freeze

01:18:31.859 --> 01:18:34.180
is free, that y 'all fell for the plan. Whole

01:18:34.180 --> 01:18:37.239
thing spun by the suits, not the fans. Britney

01:18:37.239 --> 01:18:40.579
News is back, crap crazy, crazy Y 'all got played

01:18:40.579 --> 01:18:43.039
and the story got hazy They sold you a script,

01:18:43.180 --> 01:18:45.520
y 'all called it a cause But the cash came first,

01:18:45.619 --> 01:18:47.920
she just gave them a plot Britney News is back,

01:18:48.000 --> 01:18:50.060
crap crazy, crazy They wrote the whole time,

01:18:50.159 --> 01:18:52.659
y 'all call it amazing Turn that dial, hoppy

01:18:52.659 --> 01:18:55.039
touch through the scab Girl, why show, but it

01:18:55.039 --> 01:18:58.359
talk like bad Yeah, throwback joints in the cut,

01:18:58.460 --> 01:19:01.420
we vibin' Then we dive deep in the lousy right

01:19:01.420 --> 01:19:05.079
Teen idols push like perfect angles Every tabloid

01:19:05.079 --> 01:19:07.920
angle, all triangles Spin, spin, spin till the

01:19:07.920 --> 01:19:10.739
truths look fake Whole fanbase fake like a birthday

01:19:10.739 --> 01:19:13.319
cake You were hashtags, merch, and a wristband

01:19:13.319 --> 01:19:16.399
They were private jets, you were quicksand Britney

01:19:16.399 --> 01:19:19.840
news is back, crap crazy, crazy Y 'all got played

01:19:19.840 --> 01:19:22.199
and the story got hazy They sold you a script,

01:19:22.359 --> 01:19:24.699
y 'all called it a cause But the cash came first,

01:19:24.819 --> 01:19:40.180
you just gave them applause We'll be right back.

01:20:20.630 --> 01:20:23.869
Load. This computer's a freak right now. Kind

01:20:23.869 --> 01:20:27.029
of like me. This computer's hard. I'm supposed

01:20:27.029 --> 01:20:28.989
to have just music playing. I've been great and

01:20:28.989 --> 01:20:38.130
dandy and what not. That woke me up. 8, 5, 6,

01:20:38.310 --> 01:20:43.970
4, 3, 2, 1. 8, 5, 6, 4, 3, 2, 1. 8, 5, 6, 4,

01:20:44.069 --> 01:20:50.869
3, 2, 1. Oh, he's emailing me. Ryan, happy to

01:20:50.869 --> 01:21:04.470
join up. I love computer problems. I think I

01:21:04.470 --> 01:21:06.880
just got to run this. Let me see here. The pop

01:21:06.880 --> 01:21:09.239
star sticking half... So, Britney Spears... I

01:21:09.239 --> 01:21:10.420
had to be careful with the copyright. Britney

01:21:10.420 --> 01:21:14.020
Spears was hanging out of a sunroof on the L

01:21:14.020 --> 01:21:16.479
.A. freeway. Her body out of the sunroof and

01:21:16.479 --> 01:21:19.039
causing a chaotic scene on the 101 freeway in...

01:21:19.039 --> 01:21:23.159
She's just such a... L .A. This, as a man in

01:21:23.159 --> 01:21:25.819
shades and a white cowboy hat... Oh, yeah, he's...

01:21:25.819 --> 01:21:30.899
...ends behind the wheel of her Mercedes. So,

01:21:30.899 --> 01:21:34.539
that's one she's known. She's just so freaking

01:21:34.539 --> 01:21:38.489
crazy, man. I don't even feel like playing the

01:21:38.489 --> 01:21:41.109
whole royal family music or anything. Prince

01:21:41.109 --> 01:21:43.010
Harry's kids saw their grandpa for the first

01:21:43.010 --> 01:21:45.930
time in four years. Yeah. I'm going to be honest

01:21:45.930 --> 01:21:48.170
with you. How short life is, that would be so

01:21:48.170 --> 01:21:52.670
freaking ridiculous to not, you know, see your

01:21:52.670 --> 01:21:57.770
grandkids. All right. Let me see here. Miles

01:21:57.770 --> 01:22:02.699
Bridges, baby. is accused of assault and battery

01:22:02.699 --> 01:22:04.500
on the NBA star. I don't know why they're still

01:22:04.500 --> 01:22:06.800
together or why they reproduced. It probably

01:22:06.800 --> 01:22:10.380
was not a good idea. And then there's this headline

01:22:10.380 --> 01:22:16.119
about Bam Adebayo and Tyler Hero. Oh, yeah. Bam

01:22:16.119 --> 01:22:20.260
Adebayo and... And what? Are we having Wi -Fi

01:22:20.260 --> 01:22:22.899
problems now? And Tyler Hero got into a fight

01:22:22.899 --> 01:22:26.100
on the basketball court. Ah, Joyce. In Los...

01:22:27.259 --> 01:22:29.600
Vegas. I'm Mike Babcock and this is a minute

01:22:29.600 --> 01:22:32.600
with Mike. The NBA stars who were teammates for

01:22:32.600 --> 01:22:36.340
seven years allegedly came to blows this morning

01:22:36.340 --> 01:22:39.859
in Las Vegas according to an explosive report

01:22:39.859 --> 01:22:45.399
from Shams. It's always Shams and it's 20 hours

01:22:45.399 --> 01:22:47.819
a day on the phone. And it all has to do with

01:22:47.819 --> 01:22:51.020
some social media trash talk. Now, as you know,

01:22:51.119 --> 01:22:53.840
Tyler Hero was a... I love this, like, superhero

01:22:53.840 --> 01:22:55.720
music in the background. Those are your trashy

01:22:55.720 --> 01:22:58.159
people. Miami Heat was teammates with Bam, but

01:22:58.159 --> 01:23:01.000
was shipped to Milwaukee and is now a member

01:23:01.000 --> 01:23:03.680
of the Bucs in that big blockbuster trade for...

01:23:03.680 --> 01:23:06.520
Oh, yeah. ...Yannis a couple of weeks ago. Now,

01:23:06.539 --> 01:23:08.840
around the time that the trade went down, some

01:23:08.840 --> 01:23:11.960
leaked DMs hit the internet that showed Tyler

01:23:11.960 --> 01:23:16.439
Hero questioning Bam's $60 million salary. Yeah,

01:23:16.619 --> 01:23:19.220
that's kind of stupid. Okay, guys. The way the

01:23:19.220 --> 01:23:21.779
story goes, Bam didn't like that. Oh, I did.

01:23:22.580 --> 01:23:24.180
Doesn't this feel like it's been more than a

01:23:24.180 --> 01:23:26.039
minute with Babcock? After the guys got done

01:23:26.039 --> 01:23:30.239
practicing at a Bayou, approached Hero, and boom,

01:23:30.420 --> 01:23:34.640
punched him right in the face. Hell yeah! According

01:23:34.640 --> 01:23:40.939
to Schaub's report. Here's the deal. Yeah, Cleveland

01:23:40.939 --> 01:23:43.920
news, Tampa news, Fresno news, Winston -Salem

01:23:43.920 --> 01:23:45.840
news, and much more if it breaks before then.

01:23:46.939 --> 01:23:49.260
We're going to come back and I'm going to go

01:23:49.260 --> 01:23:52.329
outside and smoke this doobie that... Taint gave

01:23:52.329 --> 01:23:56.329
me. He gave me this doobie, man. Oh, this is

01:23:56.329 --> 01:23:59.409
delightful. I got the clown. It's just delightful.

01:24:00.069 --> 01:24:02.630
I can't specify enough how much I appreciated

01:24:02.630 --> 01:24:05.810
that doobie. We'll be right back. Hang on. Happy

01:24:05.810 --> 01:24:40.909
hour. Happy hour. Happy hour. And we'll call

01:24:40.909 --> 01:24:45.460
it a day. The semen was so big. As a reminder,

01:24:45.699 --> 01:24:47.720
if you don't feel like listening to this next

01:24:47.720 --> 01:24:50.439
song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of

01:24:50.439 --> 01:24:53.119
Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick

01:24:53.119 --> 01:24:57.260
around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour

01:24:57.260 --> 01:25:25.800
will be right back. Don't want to end. Rock Kim's

01:25:25.800 --> 01:25:27.800
going to win. Always seem to come out at the

01:25:27.800 --> 01:25:30.220
right time with the right rhymes. Smooth in the

01:25:30.220 --> 01:25:32.600
day and sound rough at night time. Just an echo

01:25:32.600 --> 01:25:35.439
in every ghetto. Meadow and valley. Side street

01:25:35.439 --> 01:25:38.079
and alley. From New York to Cali. I've been standing

01:25:38.079 --> 01:25:40.579
every state in between on stage. They scream

01:25:40.579 --> 01:25:43.300
every phrase. I lead a city in a rage. It's off

01:25:43.300 --> 01:25:45.819
to the next one, the blessed one. That's my procedure.

01:25:46.159 --> 01:25:48.779
Leave you in a deeper mind state than anesthesia.

01:25:48.779 --> 01:25:51.100
You get the seizure if you try to stop the great.

01:25:51.140 --> 01:25:53.180
When I operate, just let the crowd wheeze it.

01:25:55.180 --> 01:25:57.659
From everyone from ear to ear, ideas that you

01:25:57.659 --> 01:26:00.520
hear. Severe to the ear, nevertheless. I provide

01:26:00.520 --> 01:26:03.460
a worldwide request and manifest. And this is

01:26:03.460 --> 01:26:06.380
from the east to the west. From New York to Cali,

01:26:06.380 --> 01:26:09.560
to Cali. Coast to coast, I've been with the Calisthenics

01:26:09.560 --> 01:26:13.140
Club. From New York to Cali, to Cali. Climbing

01:26:13.140 --> 01:26:17.500
over dogs and dogs. From New York to Cali, to

01:26:17.500 --> 01:26:20.520
Cali. Coast to coast, I've been with the Calisthenics

01:26:20.520 --> 01:26:29.060
Club. From New York to Cali, to Cali. Environmental

01:26:29.060 --> 01:26:31.779
enterprise. The improvised live with my supplies.

01:26:32.119 --> 01:26:34.500
You know the quota. Fashion, new designs that

01:26:34.500 --> 01:26:36.979
shine. The international kind start to rhyme.

01:26:37.100 --> 01:26:40.939
Time to mold it. Adapt to wherever you're living

01:26:40.939 --> 01:26:43.399
at. From all four corners of the map. Whenever

01:26:43.399 --> 01:26:45.920
they play it, it gets interpreted. Hip -hop related.

01:26:46.100 --> 01:26:49.479
Already dedicated. Keep it heavy populated. Attract

01:26:49.479 --> 01:26:52.460
everybody that could rock. Do a block party making

01:26:52.460 --> 01:26:55.340
them black Woodstock. Yeah, rock him a lot. No,

01:26:55.359 --> 01:27:04.279
it's him a lot. Time to hear me rhyme Nevertheless,

01:27:05.800 --> 01:27:08.880
I provide a worldwide request and manifest And

01:27:08.880 --> 01:27:11.500
this is from the East to the West From New York

01:27:11.500 --> 01:27:14.560
to Cali From coast to coast I've been ripping

01:27:14.560 --> 01:27:18.380
calisthenics clubs From New York to Cali From

01:27:18.380 --> 01:27:22.100
New York to Cali From New York to Cali From New

01:27:22.100 --> 01:27:47.260
York to Cali From New York to Cali We'll be right

01:27:47.260 --> 01:28:06.579
back. New stock for the block. Stalking cassette

01:28:06.579 --> 01:28:09.960
decks. Warming headsets. I come off. Black concept

01:28:09.960 --> 01:28:13.039
is high tech. My first displays still converse

01:28:13.039 --> 01:28:15.420
with the days of slam. That's why the man's first

01:28:15.420 --> 01:28:17.699
dance still played. So tell the neighborhoods

01:28:17.699 --> 01:28:20.439
I got the goods again. It's locked in. Then again,

01:28:20.560 --> 01:28:22.359
that's how it should have been. Nevertheless,

01:28:22.619 --> 01:28:25.760
I provide a worldwide request and manifest. And

01:28:25.760 --> 01:28:28.359
this is from the east to the west. From New York

01:28:28.359 --> 01:28:31.020
to Cali. From Cali. From coast to coast. I've

01:28:31.020 --> 01:28:47.130
been ripping calisthenics club. We'll be right

01:28:47.130 --> 01:29:16.720
back. We'll be right back. Ezra Caleb, New York

01:29:16.720 --> 01:29:20.520
to Cali. I just smoked on Jane's. I just mixed

01:29:20.520 --> 01:29:24.640
the word Tana Jane. No, I just smoked Tane's

01:29:24.640 --> 01:29:27.340
joints and I'm feeling pretty good. Let's go.

01:29:44.680 --> 01:30:27.760
Door is closing. the other stations are tuned

01:30:27.760 --> 01:30:35.399
in too. Oh yeah! I wonder what the cleaning lady

01:30:35.399 --> 01:30:38.140
in the hallway thinks of my yelling. Mm -hmm.

01:31:01.289 --> 01:31:03.710
We're about to go live. Tampa Bay News, it's

01:31:03.710 --> 01:31:05.909
the place we arrive. From the beach to the bay

01:31:05.909 --> 01:31:08.369
and the city's crazy moves. We got stories hotter

01:31:08.369 --> 01:31:10.750
than the floor of the grooves. Tampa Bay News,

01:31:10.890 --> 01:31:13.869
we making it spin. I'll be on it when the real

01:31:13.869 --> 01:31:16.829
begins. Turn it up loud, let's get in the mix.

01:31:16.850 --> 01:31:19.250
From St. Pete to the world, we bringing the fix.

01:31:19.590 --> 01:31:22.750
Bringing the fix, bringing the fix. I'm hungover,

01:31:22.810 --> 01:31:26.289
but whatever. Bringing the fix, bringing the

01:31:26.289 --> 01:31:57.460
fix. Come on. Ryan Hop on the mic speaking. We

01:31:57.460 --> 01:32:38.449
got sunshine drama We'll be right back. Happy

01:32:38.449 --> 01:32:44.449
Hot Topic! What's going on in Tampa, man? It's

01:32:44.449 --> 01:32:46.710
heading to St. Pete. KISS co -founder Gene Simmons

01:32:46.710 --> 01:32:49.930
and his band will take the stage at Ferg's Pavilion.

01:32:50.289 --> 01:32:53.489
Oh, yeah. Every giant accident I love that I

01:32:53.489 --> 01:32:55.210
caught that morning is going to be there like,

01:32:55.250 --> 01:32:59.189
oh, yeah! January 30th with... Hard rock legend,

01:32:59.329 --> 01:33:02.170
Lita Ford. I'll be sure not to go on that. I'll

01:33:02.170 --> 01:33:11.460
be back in real time. Shut up. A judge has rejected

01:33:11.460 --> 01:33:14.359
the latest attempt by prosecutors to change the

01:33:14.359 --> 01:33:17.300
bond conditions for former Detroit Lions cornerback

01:33:17.300 --> 01:33:19.659
Terryon Arnold. Yeah, there's something going

01:33:19.659 --> 01:33:24.119
on with this judge. As News Channel 8's George

01:33:24.119 --> 01:33:27.640
MacArthur shows us today, his NFL agent argued

01:33:27.640 --> 01:33:30.380
that more restrictions could cost him the chance

01:33:30.380 --> 01:33:33.640
to sign with another NFL team. Well, yeah, maybe

01:33:33.640 --> 01:33:36.739
don't be a criminal, you moron. Prosecutors said

01:33:36.739 --> 01:33:40.140
that Terryon Arnold no longer had the NFL job

01:33:40.140 --> 01:33:44.800
that helped him avoid the GPS monitor. His defense

01:33:44.800 --> 01:33:47.859
pushing back, claiming that Arnold already has

01:33:47.859 --> 01:33:50.460
several teams interested in picking him up. Oh,

01:33:50.460 --> 01:33:53.600
yeah. Nothing like a good criminal on your team.

01:33:53.960 --> 01:33:56.739
Terryon Arnold appeared via Zoom from his home

01:33:56.739 --> 01:33:58.960
in Tallahassee. He's got that Zoom background

01:33:58.960 --> 01:34:01.739
where everything's blurred. I gotta figure out

01:34:01.739 --> 01:34:03.439
how to do that. We're hearing at the Hillsborough

01:34:03.439 --> 01:34:06.180
County Courthouse since posting a $1 million

01:34:06.180 --> 01:34:09.220
bond. He's a danger to the community. Of course

01:34:09.220 --> 01:34:12.310
he is. The three victims involved in this case.

01:34:12.470 --> 01:34:14.869
The former Detroit Lions cornerback will not

01:34:14.869 --> 01:34:17.750
have to wear a GPS monitor while he waits for

01:34:17.750 --> 01:34:20.789
trial on kidnapping. I don't like that. I feel

01:34:20.789 --> 01:34:25.770
like it's because he plays in the NFL. He should

01:34:25.770 --> 01:34:28.770
totally be wearing a monitor. And armed robbery

01:34:28.770 --> 01:34:31.369
charges. Tampa police say they believe Arnold

01:34:31.369 --> 01:34:35.329
was the primary conspirator. He always does this

01:34:35.329 --> 01:34:38.609
thing in court. Where he tries to look innocent.

01:34:39.689 --> 01:34:42.729
A February 4th armed robbery which involved six

01:34:42.729 --> 01:34:47.210
other people. A bunch of morons. Of whom were

01:34:47.210 --> 01:34:49.970
arrested earlier this year. Investigators say

01:34:49.970 --> 01:34:52.369
Arnold and the other suspects plan to get back

01:34:52.369 --> 01:34:54.789
at three people who they believe have stolen

01:34:54.789 --> 01:34:58.529
over $250 ,000 in belongings from an Airbnb.

01:34:59.050 --> 01:35:09.760
Ah, that sucks. What a moron. No! All right,

01:35:09.779 --> 01:35:11.699
thanks, Grant. Well, Sarasota County Animal Services

01:35:11.699 --> 01:35:14.319
is running out of room. Plenty of dogs, cats,

01:35:14.500 --> 01:35:16.460
kittens are all waiting for a new place to call

01:35:16.460 --> 01:35:19.039
home. If I brought another one home to learn,

01:35:19.159 --> 01:35:23.560
I should be pissed off. I couldn't do that. This

01:35:23.560 --> 01:35:29.350
headline is gross. We have a health warning for

01:35:29.350 --> 01:35:31.229
you tonight. The Florida Department of Health

01:35:31.229 --> 01:35:33.869
is investigating a listeria outbreak linked to

01:35:33.869 --> 01:35:36.470
a Tampa restaurant. They say five people got

01:35:36.470 --> 01:35:39.029
sick. Four of them reported eating at the same

01:35:39.029 --> 01:35:42.770
restaurant. Oh, yeah. Lab results show China

01:35:42.770 --> 01:35:45.590
Buffet on East... Oh, yeah. You kind of know

01:35:45.590 --> 01:35:48.310
when you go to those Chinese buffets. You're

01:35:48.310 --> 01:35:50.409
kind of like, is something going to happen? Am

01:35:50.409 --> 01:35:52.550
I going to have explosive diarrhea like Taco

01:35:52.550 --> 01:35:55.489
Bell food? Fowler Avenue near Nebraska is...

01:35:55.630 --> 01:35:57.210
Likely the source of that outbreak. The Department

01:35:57.210 --> 01:35:58.909
of Health and the Department of Business and

01:35:58.909 --> 01:36:00.810
Professional Regulation. Well, of course, it's

01:36:00.810 --> 01:36:04.930
near Nebraska. It's over at Hooker's Poop. Are

01:36:04.930 --> 01:36:07.130
working with that restaurant as the investigation

01:36:07.130 --> 01:36:09.909
continues. Yeah, it's like the Chinese buffet

01:36:09.909 --> 01:36:13.350
on 62nd Avenue now. It's St. Pete. You kind of

01:36:13.350 --> 01:36:15.909
got your own risk, you know, because it's like

01:36:15.909 --> 01:36:18.930
it could just end up. Like the first weekend

01:36:18.930 --> 01:36:21.789
I moved in with my ex, I had some of the, we

01:36:21.789 --> 01:36:25.189
went there. It was so romantic. This describes

01:36:25.189 --> 01:36:27.609
the relationship. And I had one set of pants

01:36:27.609 --> 01:36:31.229
of jeans and I completely pooped myself. It was

01:36:31.229 --> 01:36:37.880
ridiculous. First up at 6, Polk County deputies

01:36:37.880 --> 01:36:39.840
have spent the last two days looking for a man

01:36:39.840 --> 01:36:42.420
who they say exposed himself to a young girl

01:36:42.420 --> 01:36:47.079
at Walmart. And deputies caught their suspect

01:36:47.079 --> 01:36:50.300
today. His name is David Hicks. He's 62 years

01:36:50.300 --> 01:36:52.939
old. how are you the heck years old faces multiple

01:36:52.939 --> 01:36:57.859
felonies and as fox 13's carla byron reports

01:36:57.859 --> 01:37:00.880
he's related to another well -known suspect recently

01:37:00.880 --> 01:37:04.520
arrested in a child predator operation oh jeez

01:37:07.239 --> 01:37:10.640
This is a sick guy and he's dangerous. A mother

01:37:10.640 --> 01:37:12.640
and her five -year -old daughter, seen here in

01:37:12.640 --> 01:37:14.720
this surveillance video, are just doing some

01:37:14.720 --> 01:37:16.840
run -of -the -mill grocery shopping in the middle

01:37:16.840 --> 01:37:21.439
of the day at the Walmart in Mulberry. Now take

01:37:21.439 --> 01:37:24.500
a look at this man in a red polo. He stalked

01:37:24.500 --> 01:37:27.720
this child. Yeah, he kind of did, Granny. We

01:37:27.720 --> 01:37:30.720
see video of him following them through the store

01:37:30.720 --> 01:37:34.979
and then looking around before he exposed himself.

01:37:35.539 --> 01:37:38.180
It's so delightful. Sheriff Grady Judd says he's

01:37:38.180 --> 01:37:40.279
holding a box of straws to... I'm like super

01:37:40.279 --> 01:37:42.000
stoned right now. I'm getting creeped out. Brian

01:37:42.000 --> 01:37:45.060
cover himself, but after he walked past them...

01:37:45.060 --> 01:37:48.680
He's so fat. He started touching himself. Deputy...

01:37:48.680 --> 01:37:52.310
I don't need this. This is... I try to bring

01:37:52.310 --> 01:37:54.689
humor to the show. Like, this is so not funny.

01:37:54.810 --> 01:37:57.189
Developing tonight, a person killed in a shooting

01:37:57.189 --> 01:38:00.289
at a changing room in a local store. Oh, yeah.

01:38:00.729 --> 01:38:04.449
Tampa. Woo! At Dick's House of Sport. I've been

01:38:04.449 --> 01:38:08.489
there before. I met, uh, Sherling Sharp or Sterling

01:38:08.489 --> 01:38:09.949
Sharp or the guy that plays for the Bucks or

01:38:09.949 --> 01:38:11.489
whatever his name is. At the Brandon Exchange

01:38:11.489 --> 01:38:15.090
Mall around 4 .30 this afternoon. Ah, so that's

01:38:15.090 --> 01:38:17.819
happened. 10 Tampa Bay News reporter Chris Hurst

01:38:17.819 --> 01:38:19.760
is live outside of Dick's tonight. And Chris,

01:38:19.880 --> 01:38:24.800
deputies have detained two people. Yeah, Courtney,

01:38:24.899 --> 01:38:27.020
that's right. Two people detained, but so far

01:38:27.020 --> 01:38:29.920
no charges have been filed. I talked to a woman

01:38:29.920 --> 01:38:33.159
who was inside the store when a gunshot was fired.

01:38:33.399 --> 01:38:38.260
Oh, Jace. We were just there walking around just...

01:38:38.260 --> 01:38:42.659
Hey, man. Vanessa Diaz was taking her kids to

01:38:42.659 --> 01:38:45.439
the soccer field at Dick's House of Sport. She

01:38:45.439 --> 01:38:58.600
heard a loud bang. Headed out, sheriff's deputies

01:38:58.600 --> 01:39:06.720
arrived and told her to leave. Within minutes.

01:39:07.310 --> 01:39:09.529
Within minutes, we were on scene. All right,

01:39:09.529 --> 01:39:11.970
that's delightful. Isn't the world doing great?

01:39:12.310 --> 01:39:16.810
Are we killing it as a country? No! Happy Hot

01:39:16.810 --> 01:39:22.569
Topic! A Pasco County man is about to end a 39

01:39:22.569 --> 01:39:25.869
-year stint on death row. Oh, ridiculous. He

01:39:25.869 --> 01:39:29.619
should have been caught after 39 seconds. You

01:39:29.619 --> 01:39:31.859
know what they should have done? Including this

01:39:31.859 --> 01:39:34.659
and all the pedophiles out there, including Santa

01:39:34.659 --> 01:39:41.920
Claus out there in Polk County. You ready? That's

01:39:41.920 --> 01:39:46.260
what you gotta do. New tonight, one man is facing

01:39:46.260 --> 01:39:48.640
charges after a dispute over a parking space

01:39:48.640 --> 01:39:53.930
outside of Publix in Largo. Losey! This is 74

01:39:53.930 --> 01:39:56.289
-year -old Richard Clevenstein, Largo police.

01:39:56.489 --> 01:39:58.350
He looks like he's aiming to be Richard Clevenstein,

01:39:58.409 --> 01:40:01.170
making Largo look like what Largo is. Say he

01:40:01.170 --> 01:40:03.869
drove over the curb as he tried to scare a man,

01:40:03.989 --> 01:40:09.529
nearly hitting him with his... Just another afternoon

01:40:09.529 --> 01:40:12.210
in Largo, eh? ...his car. That is when the man

01:40:12.210 --> 01:40:14.189
chopped the hood of Clevenstein's car before...

01:40:14.189 --> 01:40:15.750
Alright, there you go, he chopped the hood of

01:40:15.750 --> 01:40:17.930
the car. Alright, should we do Fresno or Winston

01:40:17.930 --> 01:40:21.189
-Salem news? Let's do Fresno news. Since we're

01:40:21.189 --> 01:41:13.779
on in Fresno. We'll be right back. Big man talk,

01:41:13.840 --> 01:41:16.460
he a walkin' headline Every word a spark, got

01:41:16.460 --> 01:41:19.119
the city in line Critics wanna squawk, but they

01:41:19.119 --> 01:42:02.079
can't outshine 8 -5 -6. 49 -Hobby. 8 -5 -6 -4

01:42:02.079 --> 01:42:09.460
-9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. 6 -7. You tweeted me at RyanHobbyRadio.

01:42:10.539 --> 01:42:28.050
Always email me. RyanHobbyRadio .com. Thank you,

01:42:28.050 --> 01:42:30.829
Kevin. As we prepare for those triple -digit

01:42:30.829 --> 01:42:32.609
temperatures to move into the Central Valley,

01:42:32.869 --> 01:42:35.010
health experts are advising the public about

01:42:35.010 --> 01:42:37.489
the potential problems the heat wave could have

01:42:37.489 --> 01:42:40.670
on our air quality. Yeah, California sounds screwed.

01:42:41.590 --> 01:42:45.130
I'll just blame him. I'll blame him too, but

01:42:45.130 --> 01:43:00.899
Newsom. I'll give it Newsom. From Winston -Salem,

01:43:00.899 --> 01:43:03.979
I'm talking clean Carolina breeze in my daily

01:43:03.979 --> 01:43:06.779
routine Got the draw when I roll through the

01:43:06.779 --> 01:43:09.640
lines Slow with the words, but the thought still

01:43:09.640 --> 01:43:13.199
shines Riding Hoppy on the mic all day Out of

01:43:13.199 --> 01:43:16.359
Tampa Bay, he don't play Say what he mean, let

01:43:16.359 --> 01:43:19.119
the truth come through If he hit the room, then

01:43:19.119 --> 01:43:23.279
he hit the room He don't bite his tongue No,

01:43:23.279 --> 01:43:48.159
he let it fly If it's all That's the truth. That's

01:43:48.159 --> 01:43:55.020
the truth. That's the truth. That's the truth.

01:43:56.189 --> 01:43:59.210
Bring the whole story when they grab that phone

01:43:59.210 --> 01:44:02.489
Never tiptoe around what they gotta say If it's

01:44:02.489 --> 01:44:05.130
wrong, he gon' call it out that way I like that

01:44:05.130 --> 01:44:08.689
voice, I like that spine Real talk, ridin' every

01:44:08.689 --> 01:44:11.710
single line From the south with a shop, little

01:44:11.710 --> 01:44:14.810
grin Turn the radio up, let the truth move in

01:44:14.810 --> 01:44:18.710
He don't bite his tongue, no, he let it fly,

01:44:19.090 --> 01:44:27.909
fly, fly Winston, sell them news Tell it true

01:44:27.909 --> 01:44:30.409
Winston, sell it, tell it, tell it, tell it,

01:44:30.409 --> 01:44:33.270
tell it true Winston, sell them news Coming through

01:44:33.270 --> 01:44:36.710
Hopping hour on the dial Let it loose Winston,

01:44:36.750 --> 01:44:42.550
sell them news That's the truth Winston, sell

01:44:42.550 --> 01:44:50.270
them news That's the truth One take, no fear

01:44:50.270 --> 01:45:24.800
Say it plain, say it clear I'd probably help

01:45:24.800 --> 01:45:28.500
if my mic was unmuted in the club. Whoa! Happy

01:45:28.500 --> 01:45:32.039
Hot Topic! And so data centers have certainly

01:45:32.039 --> 01:45:34.779
become hot topics across our coverage area in

01:45:34.779 --> 01:45:37.739
Davie County, as we reported earlier this week.

01:45:38.000 --> 01:45:40.819
Community concerns led to county leaders approving

01:45:40.819 --> 01:45:44.079
a one -year ban on new data center development.

01:45:44.520 --> 01:45:46.319
All right, you can do that, but it's going to

01:45:46.319 --> 01:45:49.619
happen anyway. What's going on here? Flies, roaches,

01:45:49.640 --> 01:45:52.140
and a rotten smell. That's what people living

01:45:52.140 --> 01:45:54.500
in certain neighborhoods like Ardmore and Wingate

01:45:54.500 --> 01:45:57.220
Village in Winston -Salem are dealing with. The

01:45:57.220 --> 01:46:00.239
reason? Delays in the city's trash pickup service.

01:46:00.399 --> 01:46:03.039
See, that's not great. How long has this been

01:46:03.039 --> 01:46:05.760
going on? Well, it depends on who you ask. Fox

01:46:05.760 --> 01:46:08.260
8 spoke to homeowners in Wingate Village. They

01:46:08.260 --> 01:46:10.960
say their trash is usually picked up on Thursdays.

01:46:11.000 --> 01:46:13.859
The past few weeks, they have taken their trash

01:46:13.859 --> 01:46:16.680
bins outside Wednesday night like normal. Just

01:46:16.680 --> 01:46:19.500
to find out Thursday evening, the bins were still

01:46:19.500 --> 01:46:22.239
there. Alright, so this is some North Carolina

01:46:22.239 --> 01:46:26.270
news. Ah, that's the wrong headline. Right here.

01:46:26.470 --> 01:46:28.090
Talk to you soon. In Guilford County, a former

01:46:28.090 --> 01:46:30.550
bus monitor has been arrested, accused of disturbing

01:46:30.550 --> 01:46:33.729
sex crimes that do involve students. Harold Ewing

01:46:33.729 --> 01:46:36.229
is being charged with assaulting a disabled person.

01:46:36.449 --> 01:46:39.289
He's accused of hitting and pushing a child back

01:46:39.289 --> 01:46:42.130
into a seat while on the school bus. Looks like

01:46:42.130 --> 01:46:45.470
a complete thug. Also faces three counts of contributing

01:46:45.470 --> 01:46:48.270
to the delinquency of a minor. You know how you

01:46:48.270 --> 01:46:56.729
fix that? Bye, bitch. Alright, let's do Cleveland

01:46:56.729 --> 01:47:00.449
News, which we always... And let's show the Cleveland

01:47:00.449 --> 01:47:03.029
News when it's the last place in it. Oh, oh,

01:47:03.029 --> 01:47:13.430
oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Static crackle,

01:47:13.430 --> 01:47:16.310
mic pops, the hour is hoppy. Cleveland skyline,

01:47:16.310 --> 01:47:19.069
foggy, steel mills choppy. City on the Cuyahoga

01:47:19.069 --> 01:47:21.600
hearts. Heavy, never sloppy, radio waves Carry

01:47:21.600 --> 01:47:24.079
tales, but they ain't gloves, your concrete jungle

01:47:24.079 --> 01:47:27.060
Potholes where dreams collapse Downtown echoes

01:47:27.060 --> 01:47:29.420
the cabs and faded cabs Past the preachin' hustle

01:47:29.420 --> 01:47:32.220
Corner kids tradin' maps Where the vibe's Midwest,

01:47:32.560 --> 01:47:35.720
but the struggle overlaps Cleveland News, where

01:47:35.720 --> 01:47:38.899
the truth gets raw Rust belt blues, every crack,

01:47:39.000 --> 01:47:42.220
every flaw Unfiltered takes, no sugar, no draw

01:47:42.220 --> 01:47:46.119
Hoppy on a mic, spittin' facts, no law Back alleys

01:47:46.119 --> 01:47:49.939
whisper, still grit in the air City troops lay

01:47:49.939 --> 01:47:52.720
bare, ball sharper than the skyline No time to

01:47:52.720 --> 01:47:55.340
spare, opinions heavy as the lake But he don't

01:47:55.340 --> 01:47:58.760
care, radio days, static hum in the booth Voice

01:47:58.760 --> 01:48:00.899
booming through the speakers, hitting with the

01:48:00.899 --> 01:48:04.600
truth Tower city shadows, echoing the youth Uncut,

01:48:04.619 --> 01:48:07.260
unpolished, Cleveland's the proof Hoppy's land,

01:48:07.319 --> 01:48:10.260
the world's next to the wild Every second of

01:48:10.260 --> 01:48:12.840
the flights, bleed and climb From the flats to

01:48:12.840 --> 01:48:16.300
the heights, stories don't mind Unfiltered, unbothered,

01:48:16.319 --> 01:48:35.970
unrefined Happy Hot Topic! I know. Health officials

01:48:35.970 --> 01:48:38.430
are tracking the source of a parasite that causes

01:48:38.430 --> 01:48:41.989
explosive diarrhea. Was it from listening to

01:48:41.989 --> 01:48:44.649
Alan Cox? He gets all sick. Four cases were recently

01:48:44.649 --> 01:48:48.170
found in Summit County. Keith Kennedy. Remy Murray

01:48:48.170 --> 01:48:50.550
covers that county for us tonight. She found

01:48:50.550 --> 01:48:52.470
out about the new cases and what people can do

01:48:52.470 --> 01:48:55.829
to stay safe. Ah, Jays. Sounds like COVID. Stay

01:48:55.829 --> 01:48:59.399
safe. Site that causes explosive diarrhea is

01:48:59.399 --> 01:49:02.220
making its rounds in Summit County. So one Akron

01:49:02.220 --> 01:49:04.699
restaurant owner says he plans to be even more

01:49:04.699 --> 01:49:08.720
mindful to keep people safe. We always looking

01:49:08.720 --> 01:49:12.039
for a way to prepare for whatever comes. It's

01:49:12.039 --> 01:49:16.060
a lateral tie in sushi restaurant. Charlie. You

01:49:16.060 --> 01:49:17.720
got to add that little sound effect to the report.

01:49:18.760 --> 01:49:21.460
Charlie Sumtrakul says many of the dishes on

01:49:21.460 --> 01:49:25.079
the menu depend on fresh vegetables. That's why

01:49:25.079 --> 01:49:27.039
he says he's careful about where he gets his

01:49:27.039 --> 01:49:29.720
produce and how it's cleaned before it reaches

01:49:29.720 --> 01:49:32.779
customers. With the intense heats that we, you

01:49:32.779 --> 01:49:35.760
know, that we have, along with the blanching

01:49:35.760 --> 01:49:38.039
techniques that we use beforehand and, of course,

01:49:38.100 --> 01:49:42.439
how we carefully prepare them, you know. I don't

01:49:42.439 --> 01:49:44.699
belay around all that. We receive that all the

01:49:44.699 --> 01:49:48.149
way into it. ready to be used. I believe that's

01:49:48.149 --> 01:49:51.869
how we, you know, can stay safe. Still, some

01:49:51.869 --> 01:49:54.569
truck who says he will take extra safety steps

01:49:54.569 --> 01:49:57.350
if needed after Summit County Public Health recently

01:49:57.350 --> 01:50:01.310
reported seven total cases of sickle sclerosis.

01:50:01.550 --> 01:50:04.550
Maybe it's just because they're literally getting

01:50:04.550 --> 01:50:06.449
physically ill when they think about the fact

01:50:06.449 --> 01:50:46.979
that they live in Ohio. They used to harbor it

01:50:46.979 --> 01:50:49.779
here. We think this is hard. It could be worse,

01:50:49.800 --> 01:50:54.100
though. At least we're not Detroit. We're not

01:50:54.100 --> 01:50:57.560
Detroit. Keep people from looking at their own

01:50:57.560 --> 01:50:59.439
lives and realizing how bad they've actually

01:50:59.439 --> 01:51:04.739
gotten, you know? I mean, if you can get drunk

01:51:04.739 --> 01:51:07.520
and paint yourself orange and brown every Sunday,

01:51:07.640 --> 01:51:39.500
you might realize I live in Cleveland. I'm gonna

01:51:39.500 --> 01:51:41.819
go shoot myself and my pregnant 12 -year -old

01:51:41.819 --> 01:52:08.130
daughter right now. Cleveland sucks! Cleveland

01:52:08.130 --> 01:52:31.529
sucks! Cleveland sucks! What you look like on

01:52:31.529 --> 01:52:34.829
the outside, whether you're white, or black,

01:52:35.050 --> 01:52:38.529
or Sasquatch even. As long as you follow your

01:52:38.529 --> 01:52:41.710
dreams, no matter how crazy or against the law

01:52:41.710 --> 01:52:45.729
it is. Except for Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch,

01:52:45.789 --> 01:52:47.890
the rules are different. Forgetting me, what?

01:52:48.369 --> 01:52:51.609
I'm a circus freak. That's all I'll ever be.

01:52:52.869 --> 01:52:55.050
Whatever. Finally, I'm one of those guys who

01:52:55.050 --> 01:52:56.810
can't wait to get to work in the morning. Like

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a dairy cow. Ah! Ah! Oh, yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

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,000 ones? Yeah, good, and if you got an albino,

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send her up, too. In, like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna

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be asleep, so get them up there. I had, like,

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half a bottle of melatonin, six beers, this whole

01:53:49.229 --> 01:53:52.850
f***ing bucket of chicken. Oh, the Sandman is

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coming. Oh, no! Really? Why do you think they

01:54:17.779 --> 01:54:21.359
call me Dr. Quinn? I just thought that was a

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nickname. You know, like Dr. Grace. God, you're

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stupid. God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass.

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What is it now, Hooper? Have you seen it on the

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01:55:22.409 --> 01:55:24.649
a good... No, not that specific thing. But why?

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That's how I met your great -grandpappy. Oh,

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he loves him a good butt hole. I told you not,

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never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never, verbulate

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that man's name in the house again. I don't think

01:55:36.090 --> 01:55:38.369
you said his name. Someone must wear a little

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too busy thing and do exchange business cards.

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Don't you go Facebook him on the iBox neither.

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Sheriff says you race him down hell down to the

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library. Yeah, you know I did. You go strong

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or you don't go at all. A real live robot? Or

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is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?

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Bite my shiny metal ass. It doesn't look so shiny

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to me. Shiner than yours, meatbag. RyanHockeyRadio

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the candles out. Blow the candles out. With the

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shades on the thing, then the watch is the reason

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I'm standing now. That's where ice will spin

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that cake, while I take the icing off the cake.

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It's Costa Vida, y 'all. Come on everybody, it's

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Chain matching the rank. Yeah, I'm doing my thing.

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Y 'all got so many haters. Why is so many hating?

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It's like a mental patient. I floss like a dentist

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patient. This shit testing my patience. This

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shit working my nerves. I'm getting spinning.

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I'm running like a church in the town. Laying

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busting their tits. I'm a hood star and I'm partying

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like a rock star. I'm better on lean at my picture

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game meeting. You can't look at Grammy, mommy,

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we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but my buddies

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may have known me as Hammer and Hank. I was labeled

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as slow when I started school. Come to find out

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at the age of 12. The doctors decided I was autistic,

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not at the age of 48. I have completed an associate's

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degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the

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San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.

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So yes, I am different. People of autism have

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no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,

02:05:20.220 --> 02:05:23.680
love, and learn to gain education and join the

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workforce. I did it, and so can anyone else of

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autism. So when you meet someone with autism,

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the h***s get down, they the big man, makin'

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change swang, them center players gon' do the

02:06:17.579 --> 02:06:20.939
damn thing, comin' in the club, takin' over streets,

02:06:21.260 --> 02:06:24.640
takin' over man with the gold outbeats, got em

02:06:24.640 --> 02:06:28.020
on charge, got em on lock, everywhere we go,

02:06:28.119 --> 02:06:30.460
guaranteed to blow the spot, messagein' some

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haters, tryin' to say them gators, only and nothing

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is gonna save you. Bets on the streets, bets

02:06:37.090 --> 02:06:40.229
on the beef. If you wanna bounce, bet, bet, report

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to me. City shot time, where I pull it down.

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Ain't no limit, drop a piece, about a pound.

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The call's out a lot, cause you know I call the

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shots. Stacking paper like the baking soda's

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in the pot. We got the remix, we got the flow.

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We got the music getting down on the floor. Hey,

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Beverly! Hey, you! Hey, shorty, let me see you

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get loose! We gettin' loose! Hey! Let's get it!

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I'm a strong with a mean thing. I'm guilty to

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the representin' my own thing. I'm super ugly

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with a stack of money. It's a gator king. By

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the bar, I can miss a pimpin'. It's a gator thing.

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Tell them how we do it, don't. Gator. Gator war.

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Rim. We're spinnin'. And I ain't even drivin'.

02:07:31.020 --> 02:08:13.779
I'm just part We got the remix. Let me put no

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chasers in my drink I want two hot liggas, pal

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Smoke, jang, smoke, y 'all People say, smoke,

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jang, smoke, y 'all People say, bitch, all on

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the earth I don't need courage, bitch, y 'all

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slurred Nothing's in my cup, shit, it's all gone

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Now I'm high, and the motherfucker makin' up

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words Lookin' like men, I like them light -skinned

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Two by the time, I'm twenty -ten -twenty Tony

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going. Hello again, it's your favorite San Francisco

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DJ, Hammer Hank. I may look normal, but the truth

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is I have a condition called autism. That's right,

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it's a condition, not a disease. That is... Autism

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can strike anyone, regardless of who they are.

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People with autism normally have difficulties

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in verbal and nonverbal communication skills,

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social interactions, and leisure activities.

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In the recent study, people with autism are less

02:11:15.439 --> 02:11:18.140
likely to have a job and more likely to become

02:11:18.140 --> 02:11:21.439
homeless. I've been judged by having loving friends

02:11:21.439 --> 02:11:24.720
and family, having a college education. I have

02:11:24.720 --> 02:11:27.199
even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as

02:11:27.199 --> 02:11:46.289
an honorary personality for many years. Yeah,

02:11:46.289 --> 02:11:50.130
yeah, Drizzy baby, you already know what it is

02:11:50.130 --> 02:11:51.689
It's the first time I'm high, it's the first

02:11:51.689 --> 02:11:54.069
time I smoke in like three months I'm sorry mama,

02:11:54.130 --> 02:11:59.170
I had to do it to him 40, I see you, oh I see

02:11:59.170 --> 02:12:03.710
you homie Stayed late tonight, right? You know

02:12:03.710 --> 02:12:08.630
what happened when I stayed late Yeah, boy wonder,

02:12:08.810 --> 02:12:21.090
I swear it's like this every single time It wish

02:12:21.090 --> 02:12:23.210
it be going right, well I just flip into the

02:12:23.210 --> 02:12:25.689
wrong shit The T that I belong to, the R that

02:12:25.689 --> 02:12:27.989
I put on Wait, don't ever ask for nothing, cause

02:12:27.989 --> 02:12:30.689
them niggas got their own shit Me and Weezy like

02:12:30.689 --> 02:12:33.109
a mouth full of hot peppers Black Ferrari with

02:12:33.109 --> 02:12:35.409
the red seats, I call it planchette Cause I ain't

02:12:35.409 --> 02:12:37.689
never doing verses, I'ma ever give elections

02:12:37.689 --> 02:12:40.449
If you tryna meet with money, I be happy to connect

02:12:40.449 --> 02:12:43.500
ya Life gets better than... ever been, scheduling

02:12:43.500 --> 02:12:46.279
million dollar meetings with the president, someone

02:12:46.279 --> 02:12:49.140
cut the lights on, where is Thomas Edison, got

02:12:49.140 --> 02:12:52.300
a new condo, watch me as I settle in, I deserve

02:12:52.300 --> 02:12:55.760
an MTV show for me and my people, and if you

02:12:55.760 --> 02:12:58.119
tryna zone, I got a whole switch to sweep through,

02:12:58.220 --> 02:13:00.859
rappers all liars and they women all deceitful,

02:13:01.000 --> 02:13:03.199
adders and they subtract me, I'll never be your

02:13:03.199 --> 02:13:06.039
equal, last place Drizzy is the nigga in the

02:13:06.039 --> 02:13:08.460
lead now, Weezy told me just write every single

02:13:08.460 --> 02:13:11.170
thing you need down, city got it for me and I'm

02:13:11.170 --> 02:13:13.829
happy as can be now. About to start balling like

02:13:13.829 --> 02:13:16.850
I'm coming off a rebound. Yeah. And I should

02:13:16.850 --> 02:13:19.329
have the most bragging rights because the niggas

02:13:19.329 --> 02:13:22.170
spit crack. Bag it tight. I hate when rappers

02:13:22.170 --> 02:13:24.390
say they trying to get their swagger right. Cause

02:13:24.390 --> 02:13:26.890
I'd have came with more fire than a dragon fight.

02:13:26.970 --> 02:13:30.090
You pussy ass hater you should do you. You ain't

02:13:30.090 --> 02:13:32.069
heard of me then you should go and get a blues

02:13:32.069 --> 02:13:34.789
clue. Oops I mean a red clue. Wayne's here too.

02:13:35.090 --> 02:13:38.050
Bet he felt that like the end of a pool cue.

02:13:38.250 --> 02:13:41.220
But I ain't banging I ain't waving No flag. I'm

02:13:41.220 --> 02:13:44.619
ATF. They ain't seeing no badge. It's heartbreak,

02:13:44.640 --> 02:13:47.119
Drake. I hate to see him so sad. I have a son.

02:13:47.119 --> 02:13:49.920
You see a little me and your dad. I'm the same

02:13:49.920 --> 02:13:52.369
yellow boy that used to play up. the grass seeking

02:13:52.369 --> 02:13:55.689
pocket 20 000 to be anywhere they ask me cash

02:13:55.689 --> 02:13:58.909
like johnny banks like ashley burning like a

02:13:58.909 --> 02:14:02.409
camel light stupid hoe ask me but don't ask me

02:14:02.409 --> 02:14:05.689
about me and know the game really ain't without

02:14:05.689 --> 02:14:09.630
me she might have to pay me but i down free wanna

02:14:09.630 --> 02:14:38.590
know if it's the truth And I put the buff up

02:14:38.590 --> 02:14:41.909
to him Then buff up and buff up and buff up again

02:14:41.909 --> 02:14:45.329
Suck nut you don't fuck your unloving kin Now

02:14:45.329 --> 02:14:48.489
don't rub it in like Lubaderm on a new tattoo

02:14:48.489 --> 02:14:51.970
I had to kick my princess up out my cassoop Dead

02:14:51.970 --> 02:14:54.850
loop, never had that dude Always had a black

02:14:54.850 --> 02:14:57.270
tooth Even when I was at school Cause bullies

02:14:57.270 --> 02:15:00.329
aren't bulletproof Red scarf hood Probably ain't

02:15:00.329 --> 02:15:02.430
as good as you Stupid motherfucker, the only

02:15:02.430 --> 02:15:04.829
thing in the hood is you I do everything good

02:15:04.829 --> 02:15:07.350
as you know I do everything better I get paid

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for every letter, A, B, C, except Fetch a bone,

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like a dog, motherfucker I am gone for your neck

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Intercept, intercept, bring it back Like work

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in the trunk and my exit coming up Yeah, I am

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headed to the butt like, butt, butt again, Mike

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Did it. Got my city on my 50. Bout to pop out.

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Let's get it. Let's get it. Motherfucker, what

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you waiting on? It is bottom in the best business.

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I'm about to get shitty. I'm with it. If money

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is to eat, you want me with it. And I probably

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just spit on the chick you want me with. And

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I hate a phony bitch. Only like I'm only thick.

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And I own hip hop. If you don't spit, I'm gonna

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eat thick. And I just sold a lot of property

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to a buyer. And I think his name was kind of

02:15:59.319 --> 02:16:02.100
like Drake, Drizzy Rogers. Or Drizzy Drake Rogers.

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I'm too busy to play father. And when it comes

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to that I'm too willing to play hard, I'm so

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hard, I act good There he go, they check MVP

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when I shoot a free throw CEO, that's what they

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do The haters on their face and then their ass

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is a shoe Faster than you, badder than you, radder

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than you, etc I told you I get paid by the letter

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like A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M Bitch

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when the beat stops So I'ma keep rockin' to the

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sheet rock Bend in the heat, I send burnt skin

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The end and prose. Laughter and joy dissolving

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in the air, but we'll keep the rhythm. Oh, life's

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just so unfair. All night's buzzing, but the

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laughter's growing dim. Ear drums mixing, happy

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like fingers without rings. VHX to FM, shoutouts

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hit the street. But soon the sound will vanish

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like shadows in the heat. Oh, the happy hour

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Be like figures without brains. Gated checks

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to help them. Shadows hit the street. But soon

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the sound will vanish like shadows in the heat.

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Oh, the happy hour is coming to a close. to a

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show. Now it's time to face the silence like

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a TV on snow. Riot Hoppy held the mic with humor

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so divine. The void left in our hearts wider

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than a canyon line. Line. Empty speakers dilate

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by becoming to an end like a roller coaster stopping

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while the rivers bend. Hoppy's jokes and japs,

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these are daily grind. Now silence louder than

02:18:56.819 --> 02:18:59.780
the thoughts we can't rewind. So the Hoppy hour

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begins. And like that, it's gone. You probably

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had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

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all I smell is poop. I'll kick your lips and

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we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.

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Poppy Hour is now over. This concludes our broadcast

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day. Good night and God bless America.