Jelly Bean Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 4.22.26)

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Coffee Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. No, no, no, no. There was something

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that was really sad that happened. There was

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a loss that was just too much to handle. Nobody

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in my family died. There was a loss. we had.

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Oh man. How do we start? I don't even know how

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to put it into words. I was in a situation ship

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for two years from January 2024 to December 2025.

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She was nine years older. She was hot as hell.

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But we went our separate ways. changed her Peacock

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password. She did delete my profile for the last

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four months. I was just, you know, watching Peacock

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on her brother's account, watching the NFL playoffs

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or the NBA playoffs allegedly. And last night

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I went to watch the Knicks -LN Hawks game and

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they unsubscribed. No! No! I have to pay 10 bucks

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a month now! No! It was a very sad moment when

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I realized that I just got paid. That I had to

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pony up $10. I remember when Peacock started

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at $2 .99 six years ago. Man, fuck that. But

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no. I can't pretend that I'm not my ex's brother

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anymore. But now I can actually watch the show.

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Because I was afraid that they would notice that

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somebody was watching Ted or something. Because

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it doesn't show the history of when you watch

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a live game. were complications like during the

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Super Bowl more than one person was using the

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Peacock account and I had to go somewhere to

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watch it. So it wasn't without its, you know,

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controversies like this segment. But yes, rest

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in peace to my ex's Peacock account. You will

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be missed and I'll be getting rid of Peacock

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once the NBA ends at the end of the year. That

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was karma because when me and my, so that was

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a situation ship, but when me and my girlfriend

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four years ago broke up, I deleted her off the

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HBO Max account. So that was karma for me. But

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yeah, I was like, why is it not showing the NBA

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playoffs? So I logged into Peacock last night

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and it's like showing like Shrek. And I was like,

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why is it not showing the NBA? And then I was

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like, oh, they discontinued. The real prank I

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could have done is I could have literally, you

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know, done the thing where I subscribed. And

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that was logged in. But I'm a nice guy. You ain't

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going to get a D like me anymore. But not really.

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But you know what's funny? I have a cold. I have

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not had a cold, ladies and gentlemen, boys and

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girls, in like two years. And right now, I am

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sniffing. I'm having a hard time doing my signature

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laugh of... There, I did it. But sometimes when

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I do it, there's a little mucus, you know? There's

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a little bit of, like, boogers in the nose. Like...

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Like, right when I just did that, a freaking

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booger just dropped down. It was gross. It's

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disgusting. But it sucks about the Midwest. You

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get cold! Well, that's probably not helping my

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voice. I saw this headline here and I kind of

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knew this was gonna happen but I still couldn't

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believe it. You know what it is? We all know

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that Michael Jackson is probably a pedophile.

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If you're a kiss -ass fan of his, he wouldn't

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piss on you if you're on fire. He'd piss on you

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sexually. And I'm telling you, we all know he

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was guilty. And supposedly, they left that part

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out of the movie. Just two years after Michael

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Jackson's song Black or White, which is about

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unity, was released, fans were divided when he

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was accused of child molestation. Allegation.

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Yeah! That was the time as a kid where I learned

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what a pedophile was. My parents were so uncomfortable

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in the car. They didn't know what to say. Because

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he's a pedophile. And that's all he is. And he

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consistently denied. Michael! Michael! Of course

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he's going to deny it. What's he going to say?

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Michael! Somebody who obtained the biopic's original

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script reports any scenes that depicted the Dark

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Chapter in Jackson's life had to be cut. Oh,

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yeah! Because why? Why have an honest documentary?

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He was found innocent! So in the movie, it would

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be that he won. Even though I don't believe he's

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innocent. But all the Michael Jackson fans that

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are giant accent boomers are so frickin' whipped

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by him. Let's just rewrite the past. According

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to Variety sources, a sequence where investigators

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arrive at Jackson's Neverland Ranch searching

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for evidence was one of many removed from the

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film due to legal reasons. I'm sure the legal

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reasons are they didn't want to hit it. It's

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a part of his life! Cut. Those changes in the

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film directed by Antoine Fuqua reportedly resulted

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in a $10 -15 million 22 -day reshoot. Oh yeah,

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they gotta reshoot it. Why hide? And why be honest?

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adding to the film's already $155 million budget.

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Listen, I loved, I had his box set. It was like

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a big white box set and I loved his music. And

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once I found out more about him, he just creeps

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me out, man. He gives me bad vibes. Creeps me

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out, man. It's not good vibes. I don't look at

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Michael Jackson and go, oh yeah, I want to hang

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out with him. I used to do videos. I didn't get

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the million dollar budgets. I got the $50 ,000.

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All right, I can't play any more of this because

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it's got copyright. But yeah, you all enable

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it. And you all covered it up. It's ridiculous.

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There you are. And finally on Hoppy Hour, I can't

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stand narcissistic people that work in media,

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that treat everybody like crap. They yell at

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people behind the scenes. Many of the people

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I've worked with have done this. At Alex Cooper's

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Unwell Network, that's the home of Call Her Daddy,

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TMZ says it's more like I Yell Network. Alex

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Cooper's husband has a reputation for berating

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and yelling at staffers working on her network.

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He oversees the day -to -day operations. Dude!

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If you're yelling at people, I'm sure you underpay

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them, and I'm sure Alex Cooper keeps all the

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money. You look like a douchebag. You look like

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somebody I wouldn't want to hang out with. You're

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a moron. You're a bully. And you're hanging around

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your annoying wife that thinks she's better than

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everybody, even though we're all going to die

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at the end of the day. You're literally bringing

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your staffers to tears. You're bringing your

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staffers to tears. that they'll never work in

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Hollywood again if they messed up. If you care

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that somebody is going to go work somewhere else,

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you're a sociopathic moron. And when you die,

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everyone's going to go, oh yeah, Alex Cooper's

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essentially nepo husband was a douchebag. And

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I'm sure you never cheat on Alex, you freaking

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idiot. You make all men look bad, you douchebag.

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Oh yeah, we are live from... it tonight let's

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get into it doors closing hi this is ryan hoppy's

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mom and you're listening to hoppy hour welcome

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back to hoppy hour with ryan hoppy Yes, now.

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What? Now, now, now, now. If I hit this button,

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boom, the whole program's going to start. Okay,

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well, hit it. All right. Hoppy Hour starts in

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four, three, two, hoppy, hoppy, hoppy. This is

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Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Got it. Got it. Got it.

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Oh yeah! That's me! Oh yeah! What's going on?

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Got it! Oh, yeah, I love my women. They make

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me feel good. It's all the arguments. Right here.

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Got it. I'm a little drunk. Oh, yeah. Oh, the

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masturbation memories in here is crazy. Oh, yeah.

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It's been very interesting. Being in a state

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where no one knows who I am. Besides the people

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that made fun of me in high school. I'm very

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anonymous here. I don't have some random redneck.

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I don't have some random redneck. Coming up to

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me, asking me about some fab morning show hosts.

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No, not at all. If you can already tell a little

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bit, today is going to be a little unhinged.

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It's going to be off the wall. I just poured

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like one -sixth of a handle of Tennessee Jack

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Daniels Tennessee whiskey into this cup. What

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does the cup say? It's just a white cup. Right

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there, and I got a mix to it. Rockstar energy.

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So let me get faded before I talk about my day.

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You ready? If you got a drink in your hand or

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something you're going to smoke or maybe even

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trip on, let's all do it together. Life is short,

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and we could be dead tomorrow. So let's do it.

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All right. Oh, yeah. It's like my two gulfs in

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this Jack Daniels. Ready to go. All right. Every

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time I take a sip today, I'm going to let you

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guys know. Honestly, listen to me. If you're

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listening right now and you're on your way home

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and you're like, man, it sounds like Hoppy's

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having fun. I want to get faded with him. Turn

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the podcast off. Turn on whatever you got and

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listen when you go home because you're going

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to want to be faded. I already can't talk. Today

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is going to be one of those shows that tomorrow

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when I'm a little hungover and not manic on my

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bipolar, I'll be listening back like, why did

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I do that? But anyway, let's talk about my day.

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So the last time I checked in with you folks.

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It was Monday where none of my day really went

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planned besides seeing my grandpa's brother,

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my great uncle Ken, his lovely wife, his lovely

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wife, Aunt Jane. And then there was miscommunication

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with one of my friends who works about an hour

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away. He does two radio jobs where he gets up

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at 3 a .m. So I started driving towards Neolithic

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and then he's like, oh, I'm not there. But I'm

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telling you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

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during that car ride, I appreciated my mom. And

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frankly, it made me appreciate Florida. Why?

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Because when you're not in the Chicago area,

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Illinois is no different than Missouri. It's

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no different than Indiana. It's no different

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than Wisconsin. It's no different than Iowa.

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It's no different than Michigan. It's no different

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than Ohio. What do I mean by that? It's boring.

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It's a bunch of cornfields and trees. Sure, it's

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pretty, but it makes you want to speed. Because

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it's kind of like melancholy. It's kind of sleepy.

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When you're around big buildings, you're like,

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oh yeah, I'm in the city of Chicago. When you're

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driving the new Lenox, oh no, not so much. So

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yesterday, I had lunch, and I know they're listening,

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hi guys, to my aunt and my godmom that all keep

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anonymous. But all All I'll say is my aunt and

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my uncle are badasses. My uncle worked for the

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city of Chicago for 30 years. And it's kind of

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the reason I'm into talk radio because he told

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me about Steve Dahl and Howard Stern. And he

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warned me that Rover was the copycat of Howard

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Stern. And I didn't listen. And my aunt, she

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worked for a major company that runs with smears.

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And it went out of business. And she was one

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of the first female bosses in the Midwest. And

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to my Tampa Bay listeners, you know the former

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Smear store? I'll just say it's Sears. On Tyrone

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Boulevard in St. Pete and the one at West Shore

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Mall, she was in charge of that. She's a badass

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female. So I went to Moratti's with them. I got

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deep dish pizza. And then I stayed at home, got

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tipsy on this margarita stuff, the Kirkland brain

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from Costco, and I had that. Then my mom's friends,

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Jane and Jim, came over. They're also my friends.

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I've known them since I was born and we had Chinese

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food and we talked about life. And then I watched

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the NBA playoffs on my Peacock account because

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my ex -situationship had to cancel her situationship

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of having Peacock. So today. I woke up a little,

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I woke up at like 8 .30 a .m. and my mom was

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at daily mass because she's adorable. My mom

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does this thing every other day, it seems like,

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where she goes to church. Oh, she loves her Roman

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Catholicism. And she's a good Catholic because

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she's not hateful towards gays. And it's anti

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-pedophilia. But my mom today, she went to church

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and I woke up at 8 .30. And I had been a little

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behind. Let me turn off the church. It's creeping

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me out. Father Bob, please don't touch me. Anywho.

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Can you tell I'm a little tipsy? This is definitely

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not one of those shows you send to a program

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director. Or maybe you do. Because it's real

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radio. All right. Here's how this goes. So yesterday.

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My mom went to church or today she went to church

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and I got up and I said, I am behind on schedule.

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I haven't done anything I really wanted to do.

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So no, I didn't. I got dressed. And first of

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all, our childhood house is like 35 years old.

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So we're having toilet problems where we have

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this like toilet. toilet lube we put in the toilet

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takes the liquid and it helps it flush the next

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time i've been doing it but i took a big crap

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this morning because that's what you do in chicago

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the crops i take in florida are a little more

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you know normal i mean all the food you eat and

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all the beer you drink in chicago oh my goodness

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i clog up toilets oh geez so what happened was

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This morning, I went to the bathroom, and I'm

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a girl about it. Some radio shows survive off

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of fecalogical or, you know, whatever the word

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is, scatological humor about poop. You can tell

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I'm a little drunk. I don't. I want to go to

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the bathroom and forget it ever happened. Well,

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this morning, the toilet would not flush, and

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I'm just looking at what I created. It's like,

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oh, my God, please go away. I know I had four

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egg rolls last night. So finally that went away.

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So then I was like, I need to get out of the

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hot room in a minute, man. So the last few years,

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I have been unable to go to Harper College, WHCM,

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88 .3. Why? Because I'm lazy. The front entrance.

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Because when you have construction in Illinois.

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problem is it never gets fixed i'm convinced

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it's nothing more and nothing less than money

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laundering what do i mean by that they've been

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working on this construction at my former community

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college for like the past 10 years nothing gets

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done the same with on the highway so I asked

00:19:18.680 --> 00:19:21.839
Chad GVT, I said, hey, the front entrance of

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building A is blocked off and I want to get to

00:19:24.119 --> 00:19:27.680
WHCM radio. Can I, is there another way to go?

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And he goes, yeah, drive in the back. And I go,

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I should have figured that out. I don't think

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it's just like you can't get in the building

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A because they're working on something. So I

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drive to the back. I go into the university with

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my mom. I've visited Harper College in like the

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last, let's say 14 years, maybe three times.

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And it's very different now. When I was on WHCM

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88 .3, it was the worst radio you ever heard.

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Why? Because I had a stutter. I have a stutter

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now, but I had a real bad stutter. But the best

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part about that time was that everyone left me

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alone because no one else was on air and I was

00:20:03.779 --> 00:20:08.119
able to do my thing. Well, I got in trouble for

00:20:08.119 --> 00:20:12.160
talking about the Pope. And I said, who cares

00:20:12.160 --> 00:20:14.480
who he puts as a Pope? He's just going to cover

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up pedophilia. And my boss did not appreciate

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that. So then I ended up doing my podcast, going

00:20:21.819 --> 00:20:23.859
to a radio school. But I'm getting to the point

00:20:23.859 --> 00:20:27.799
that on my social media, I visited WHCM 88 .3.

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And it is so different now. I've thought about

00:20:30.519 --> 00:20:33.359
asking them to syndicate my show and whatnot.

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Oh, my goodness. Back when I was there 14 years

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ago, we were playing like country shit. I forget

00:20:43.180 --> 00:20:44.799
the name of the rapper, but Ludacris is in it.

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Now, they're like so professional and so put

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together. It was off -putting. That was my station

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for six months until I got kicked off. Not the

00:20:56.660 --> 00:20:58.819
first station I've been kicked off of. So I went

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there and I got the picture and I noticed that

00:21:01.119 --> 00:21:04.960
my Tampa Bay sense of humor does not work in

00:21:04.960 --> 00:21:08.279
Chicago, man. I think it comes from working with

00:21:08.279 --> 00:21:11.599
shock jocks like Rover and Mike Calta and being

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around countless comedians that I have good one

00:21:14.200 --> 00:21:17.000
liners. But if you don't know me, you don't know

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that I'm joking. So there is a lovely girl, probably

00:21:20.000 --> 00:21:24.420
23, who is in charge of WHCM 88 .3 Harper College

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Radio. And the door was wide open. It's on the

00:21:27.980 --> 00:21:31.559
second floor in the teen center. And I didn't

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want to just go in and take a picture, especially

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because I'm going to tag them. They're going

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to be like, when the hell is this guy here? Who

00:21:36.819 --> 00:21:40.940
let him in? So I went to the front desk and I

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said, hey, is it cool if I get a picture at WHCM

00:21:43.799 --> 00:21:49.160
88 .3? And this really cute girl was like, well,

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I don't have the authorization to let you in,

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but you can email the whatever, whatever. And

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then luckily, my mom was sitting on one of the

00:21:56.059 --> 00:21:58.759
tables outside. And she was like, hey, someone

00:21:58.759 --> 00:22:01.299
just walked in there. So I go in there. I introduce

00:22:01.299 --> 00:22:06.299
myself. I'm like, hi. I was at WHCM 88 .3 about

00:22:06.299 --> 00:22:09.920
14 years ago. And could I get a picture? So they

00:22:09.920 --> 00:22:12.220
took me to the back where the radio board used

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to be. And it's on my social media, at Ryan Hoppy

00:22:14.579 --> 00:22:19.279
Radio. I actually took a picture of myself. Here's

00:22:19.279 --> 00:22:23.059
where it got weird. Mm -hmm. Ryan Hoppy making

00:22:23.059 --> 00:22:28.240
it weird? No way. What happened was this. I said,

00:22:28.319 --> 00:22:29.859
oh, yeah, because I wasn't just going to, you

00:22:29.859 --> 00:22:32.519
know, break in and take a picture. And she goes,

00:22:32.619 --> 00:22:35.500
oh, yeah, please don't do that. But I was joking.

00:22:35.759 --> 00:22:37.680
I wasn't really going to break in and take a

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picture. And that was kind of when the conversation

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ended. And I thought about it for 10 minutes,

00:22:43.099 --> 00:22:44.720
and I'm thinking about it now six hours later.

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I'm not really going to break in. I'm kidding.

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So then I'm feeling pretty motivated. Mm -hmm.

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But my mom, God bless her heart, she has a Honda

00:22:56.269 --> 00:22:58.410
SUV where, you know, when you're looking for

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your car in a parking lot, if you hit the button

00:23:00.710 --> 00:23:02.490
to lock the car, you can figure out where you

00:23:02.490 --> 00:23:06.789
parked. My 2015 Honda Accord, because I'm such

00:23:06.789 --> 00:23:09.109
a badass baller driving an 11 -year -old Honda

00:23:09.109 --> 00:23:12.430
Accord. Vroom, vroom. Yeah, well, I went, whenever

00:23:12.430 --> 00:23:14.190
I look for it, I go, boop, boop, boop, boop.

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And the noise goes, bop. It's very loud. You

00:23:17.170 --> 00:23:18.910
can find it anywhere. I can hear it from inside

00:23:18.910 --> 00:23:22.289
my house. My mom's car, it's like six years younger

00:23:22.289 --> 00:23:28.950
than mine. It goes, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh. So

00:23:28.950 --> 00:23:31.289
we had a hard time finding the car and it's starting

00:23:31.289 --> 00:23:34.809
to get hotter. So we found the car. So then I

00:23:34.809 --> 00:23:39.079
went, Mom, we got to go to Smoke Depot. I got

00:23:39.079 --> 00:23:42.539
to get some kava, some matronite kava, because

00:23:42.539 --> 00:23:44.799
it's been outlawed in the suburbs of Chicago.

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Because that's the important thing. Outlawed

00:23:47.500 --> 00:23:50.779
kava and kratom. Now you know fixing the roads,

00:23:50.819 --> 00:23:53.099
the potholes I've gone over, and making things

00:23:53.099 --> 00:23:55.579
affordable for my generation. Getting rid of

00:23:55.579 --> 00:23:59.150
kava and kratom. Good job, boomer politicians,

00:23:59.509 --> 00:24:01.529
because that's the important thing, especially

00:24:01.529 --> 00:24:04.750
because those little pills that RFK was against,

00:24:04.890 --> 00:24:07.230
everyone wraps them into kava and create them,

00:24:07.250 --> 00:24:09.269
even though that's a different thing. If you

00:24:09.269 --> 00:24:11.890
guys did any research, you would know it's not.

00:24:13.509 --> 00:24:16.450
Anywho, so what happened was this. We went to

00:24:16.450 --> 00:24:21.119
Harwood Heights. I got some kava. And I went,

00:24:21.140 --> 00:24:23.000
mom, I want to go to Northwestern University.

00:24:23.359 --> 00:24:25.460
Now, I did not go to Northwestern University.

00:24:25.819 --> 00:24:29.119
I never would have made it in. But in 2013, you

00:24:29.119 --> 00:24:31.819
could send out mass messages on LinkedIn. And

00:24:31.819 --> 00:24:37.579
I applied to be on the rock show at WNUR 89 .3

00:24:37.579 --> 00:24:44.210
FM. And guess what happened? After Jim RKO, this

00:24:44.210 --> 00:24:47.109
radio DJ, quit, I was still on the mailing list.

00:24:47.230 --> 00:24:50.769
So the badass former program director known as

00:24:50.769 --> 00:24:55.650
Soren Nelson, he allowed me to be on air even

00:24:55.650 --> 00:24:58.269
though I wasn't a student there. And I did the

00:24:58.269 --> 00:25:01.150
Hoppy and Superidge show with my former co -host,

00:25:01.289 --> 00:25:03.789
Ryan Sturbridge, who I wish would get back to

00:25:03.789 --> 00:25:07.720
me at some point. Mm -hmm. So I drove 45 minutes

00:25:07.720 --> 00:25:10.579
to Northwestern, and I feel so bad. If the guy

00:25:10.579 --> 00:25:13.119
is listening, don't take this personally. I don't

00:25:13.119 --> 00:25:15.980
even remember my name. But it was this nice guy,

00:25:16.140 --> 00:25:20.319
probably 45 years old, and he runs WNUR 89 .3.

00:25:20.460 --> 00:25:22.900
And whenever I've visited Chicago the last five

00:25:22.900 --> 00:25:26.099
times, it's always been in August, so Northwestern's

00:25:26.099 --> 00:25:29.099
not in season. Well, I got to go to the studio

00:25:29.099 --> 00:25:32.660
where I got to get my big break with the Hoppy

00:25:32.660 --> 00:25:38.680
and Super Rich Show. And oh my God, the best

00:25:38.680 --> 00:25:41.759
part was that room has not changed. When I went

00:25:41.759 --> 00:25:45.599
to Harper Radio, they upgraded to the 2020s.

00:25:46.160 --> 00:25:49.279
The equipment at WNUR still is elite, but it's

00:25:49.279 --> 00:25:53.819
more 2010 equipment. And the same tapes and the

00:25:53.819 --> 00:25:56.880
same vinyls were up. And I felt like I was 21

00:25:56.880 --> 00:26:00.059
years old again getting in the radio. It was

00:26:00.059 --> 00:26:02.720
a good time. And I could tell the guy was overwhelmed

00:26:02.720 --> 00:26:05.960
by myself. Now, I was not talking like I am currently

00:26:05.960 --> 00:26:08.880
because I wasn't drinking. But my goodness, I

00:26:08.880 --> 00:26:11.880
was so excited to be in that room. And that picture

00:26:11.880 --> 00:26:16.000
is on WNUR 89 .3 FM. And Northwestern, it's on

00:26:16.000 --> 00:26:18.720
Ryan Hobby Radio on social media. The station's

00:26:18.720 --> 00:26:22.339
WNUR 89 .3 FM. So Northwestern University is

00:26:22.339 --> 00:26:26.019
a beautiful university that's on the water and

00:26:26.019 --> 00:26:30.130
Evanston. And I took a selfie as well. where

00:26:30.130 --> 00:26:32.869
you get to see downtown Chicago as well in the

00:26:32.869 --> 00:26:35.069
background. And the best part about it, ladies

00:26:35.069 --> 00:26:36.930
and gentlemen, boys and girls, was I thought

00:26:36.930 --> 00:26:39.589
of the memories when I used to smoke before the

00:26:39.589 --> 00:26:43.869
show outside in five degree weather. It was a

00:26:43.869 --> 00:26:47.130
good time. So in honor of smoking, because I've

00:26:47.130 --> 00:26:49.430
done a little today, I got the munchies. So I

00:26:49.430 --> 00:26:51.779
said to my mom, hey. We should go to Gene and

00:26:51.779 --> 00:26:55.059
Jude's, which that is a place, if you ever visit

00:26:55.059 --> 00:26:58.140
Chicago, I have a PSA for you. Gene and Jude's

00:26:58.140 --> 00:27:02.119
is the best hot dog around. No, it's not Portillo's.

00:27:02.279 --> 00:27:06.299
No, it's not Super Dog. It's Gene and Jude's.

00:27:08.900 --> 00:27:11.039
And me and my mom went there today and it was

00:27:11.039 --> 00:27:14.680
great, but I got a PSA for you, a public service

00:27:14.680 --> 00:27:17.940
announcement. Maybe it's an HSA, a happy service

00:27:17.940 --> 00:27:20.559
announcement for you. Are you ready? I'm going

00:27:20.559 --> 00:27:24.200
to tell you it. If you go to Gene and Jude's

00:27:24.200 --> 00:27:28.220
or any hot dog place, do not ask for ketchup.

00:27:28.440 --> 00:27:31.599
We don't have ketchup in Chicago. It ruins a

00:27:31.599 --> 00:27:35.900
hot dog. We put a bunch of vegetables and mayonnaise,

00:27:36.099 --> 00:27:39.180
not mayonnaise, and mustard on it and put french

00:27:39.180 --> 00:27:43.220
fries in it. It's so fucking good. So in seventh

00:27:43.220 --> 00:27:46.119
grade, I had to get a physical for gym class

00:27:46.119 --> 00:27:49.619
or something. So my dad drove me to Dr. Schultz

00:27:49.619 --> 00:27:52.160
or whatever his name was, Dr. Walsh. He was near

00:27:52.160 --> 00:27:54.859
Chicago and my dad didn't like taking the highway,

00:27:55.059 --> 00:27:57.180
even though I liked what he did because I could

00:27:57.180 --> 00:27:59.559
see the billboards. I love billboards because

00:27:59.559 --> 00:28:01.059
it's pretty social media and it was something

00:28:01.059 --> 00:28:03.519
to look at, but he would take the side route.

00:28:03.619 --> 00:28:07.779
And in seventh grade in 2007, my dad took me.

00:28:08.240 --> 00:28:11.839
to good old Gene and Jude's. And I did not know

00:28:11.839 --> 00:28:15.400
that a true Chicagoan does not have the thing

00:28:15.400 --> 00:28:18.500
that's known as ketchup on a hot dog. And there

00:28:18.500 --> 00:28:21.740
was no ketchup on my hot dog. And I said to the

00:28:21.740 --> 00:28:23.920
guy, I said, hey, can I have some ketchup? And

00:28:23.920 --> 00:28:25.940
he said, hey, what the fuck's wrong with you?

00:28:25.980 --> 00:28:27.799
In a Chicago accent, which I don't really need

00:28:27.799 --> 00:28:30.400
to impersonate a Chicago accent because I have

00:28:30.400 --> 00:28:36.000
one. And that's when I learned that true Chicagoans

00:28:36.000 --> 00:28:41.200
don't have hot dogs with ketchup. So today I

00:28:41.200 --> 00:28:45.160
got two double dogs with French fries and it

00:28:45.160 --> 00:28:50.460
was quite delicious. It's crazy. B96, the radio

00:28:50.460 --> 00:28:52.599
station that got me into radio. Now I'm more

00:28:52.599 --> 00:28:55.940
of a 1035 Kiss FM guy because of my homie known

00:28:55.940 --> 00:28:59.640
as Fred. who's got the best radio show throughout

00:28:59.640 --> 00:29:01.660
America, and I'm not just saying that to kiss

00:29:01.660 --> 00:29:03.720
his ass. Even though I'm kissing his ass, I'm

00:29:03.720 --> 00:29:06.400
not just saying that. But I did listen to P96

00:29:06.400 --> 00:29:08.180
a little bit, and it's weird that they're playing

00:29:08.180 --> 00:29:10.640
more of the throwbacks now, because Odyssey Radio

00:29:10.640 --> 00:29:13.559
got rid of 104 .3 Jams, and I'm driving around,

00:29:13.700 --> 00:29:16.980
and the song Grills comes on, a Paul Wall girl,

00:29:17.339 --> 00:29:19.680
and I'm driving around the hometown I grew up

00:29:19.680 --> 00:29:22.400
in with my mom, and I feel like the sixth grader

00:29:22.400 --> 00:29:26.059
again. Hearing songs that were on the radio on

00:29:26.059 --> 00:29:29.380
that exact station. Only my hero Jobo is dead

00:29:29.380 --> 00:29:35.940
and Eddie's on 96 .7. And I could possibly never

00:29:35.940 --> 00:29:39.640
forgive B96 for how they got rid of Jobo and

00:29:39.640 --> 00:29:42.839
Eddie. I know life is short and I was 18 going

00:29:42.839 --> 00:29:46.059
on 19 years ago, but I'm still mad. But that

00:29:46.059 --> 00:29:49.990
is the recap. Of my day today. And now I'm in

00:29:49.990 --> 00:29:52.730
my childhood room. Looking at all my Chicago

00:29:52.730 --> 00:29:57.470
banners. The 1984 Chicago Cubs. The 2010 Stanley

00:29:57.470 --> 00:30:00.970
Cup champion Blackhawks. The Chicago Fire. The

00:30:00.970 --> 00:30:04.410
Bears. The teams we don't talk about. The 2007

00:30:04.410 --> 00:30:06.769
and 2008 Chicago Cubs. Because they didn't win

00:30:06.769 --> 00:30:09.470
diddly squat. The team we do talk about. The

00:30:09.470 --> 00:30:12.589
2016 Cubs. And then some ManCon memorabilia.

00:30:12.589 --> 00:30:16.190
This is my room. And I had a lot of self -pleasuring

00:30:16.190 --> 00:30:18.549
in here and figuring out who I am listening to

00:30:18.549 --> 00:30:21.670
the radio. So it's very nostalgic being in here.

00:30:22.450 --> 00:30:25.809
All right. That was the opening segment of what's

00:30:25.809 --> 00:30:31.130
going on in my life. Now, let's get the celebrity

00:30:31.130 --> 00:30:38.930
news. Today on TMZ. Okay, there was a spice raid

00:30:38.930 --> 00:30:44.410
in LA. Oh, yeah. ice spice she's so trashy man

00:30:44.410 --> 00:30:48.549
she's just she looks like a case of hpv attacked

00:30:48.549 --> 00:30:51.730
at a mcdonald's what is interesting about this

00:30:51.730 --> 00:30:54.690
yeah is there's some traitorous conduct here

00:30:54.690 --> 00:30:57.589
she said this would never happen at wendy's because

00:30:57.589 --> 00:31:01.509
are you serious you can barely get a freaking

00:31:03.189 --> 00:31:05.450
Cheeseburger after 10 p .m. at Wendy's. It's

00:31:05.450 --> 00:31:08.029
pretty trashy too, honey. He is currently working

00:31:08.029 --> 00:31:10.930
with Wendy's as a partner. To be honest, this

00:31:10.930 --> 00:31:13.029
video made me want McDonald's. It made me want

00:31:13.029 --> 00:31:16.309
Wendy's. I'll be honest. The other day, I had

00:31:16.309 --> 00:31:18.490
McDonald's with my mom because she's a woman,

00:31:18.589 --> 00:31:21.589
got really hungry. So I went to McDonald's at

00:31:21.589 --> 00:31:24.059
Hollywood Heights. And like I said yesterday,

00:31:24.259 --> 00:31:27.259
I got a double cheeseburger. It was like $79

00:31:27.259 --> 00:31:30.319
million. And I got a double fish filet. It was

00:31:30.319 --> 00:31:34.799
like $78 million. But oh my God, as much as you

00:31:34.799 --> 00:31:37.019
can hit on the price of McDonald's, it's the

00:31:37.019 --> 00:31:38.940
best fast food. What time do you eat fast food?

00:31:39.119 --> 00:31:41.220
Uh, no, that's not fast food. He was about to

00:31:41.220 --> 00:31:46.480
say Spago. So the singer David has now been charged

00:31:46.480 --> 00:31:50.779
with the murder of - Shut up. He's a thug. He's

00:31:50.779 --> 00:31:54.990
a loser. I know you have no remorse because you're

00:31:54.990 --> 00:31:57.750
a psychopath, but you ruined your whole life.

00:31:57.890 --> 00:32:00.690
You were headlining Coachella last year, and

00:32:00.690 --> 00:32:03.230
then you had sex and killed a 14 -year -old girl

00:32:03.230 --> 00:32:06.849
like a loser. And I don't care if you were touched

00:32:06.849 --> 00:32:09.789
as a kid. It's not an excuse. Celeste Rivas.

00:32:09.930 --> 00:32:12.750
He is facing life without the possibility of

00:32:12.750 --> 00:32:16.789
parole or the death penalty. And it's poor Celeste

00:32:16.789 --> 00:32:20.359
Rivas' family. Totally pimped her out. A legal

00:32:20.359 --> 00:32:23.319
team that says there's no proof that David killed

00:32:23.319 --> 00:32:25.900
her. I'm not. Oh, yeah. Then besides the chopped

00:32:25.900 --> 00:32:29.539
up body in a Tesla. Shut the hell up. Sure that

00:32:29.539 --> 00:32:31.339
they're going to limit it to that. They may say

00:32:31.339 --> 00:32:33.880
there's no proof anybody killed her. Coachella

00:32:33.880 --> 00:32:36.440
weekend to blue weekend one out of the water.

00:32:37.200 --> 00:32:40.319
I ask for the copyright. Here's what Coachella

00:32:40.319 --> 00:32:45.099
sounded like. Even if Sabrina Carpenter's a hot

00:32:45.099 --> 00:32:47.380
piece of ass, her and Madonna perform together.

00:32:47.579 --> 00:32:49.859
That'd be a fun threesome. Justin Bieber brought

00:32:49.859 --> 00:32:53.519
out Billie Eilish. He also brought out SZA, Sexy

00:32:53.519 --> 00:32:56.339
Red, and Big... Oh, yeah, you know, he banged

00:32:56.339 --> 00:32:59.119
Sexy Red. Oh, yeah, he's totally not cheating

00:32:59.119 --> 00:33:02.059
on Hailey Bieber, the same wife that's a side

00:33:02.059 --> 00:33:06.019
chick. Oh, he's been totally faithful, like that

00:33:06.019 --> 00:33:08.839
picture of them in the club cuddling. He's totally

00:33:08.839 --> 00:33:12.289
not been inside of her. Sean. God bless Big Sean.

00:33:12.769 --> 00:33:17.009
God did bless Big Sean. Yes, he did. Summer House

00:33:17.009 --> 00:33:19.670
stars Amanda Batula and Wes. Bunch of losers.

00:33:20.390 --> 00:33:22.910
Wilson took their love to the baseball game.

00:33:23.190 --> 00:33:25.890
Oh, look at them making out on the kiss cam at

00:33:25.890 --> 00:33:29.769
the Yankees. Yuck. Good for them. No way. What

00:33:29.769 --> 00:33:32.670
is it that upsets Sierra? Because you called

00:33:32.670 --> 00:33:34.190
this guy. I don't want to hear about those eggs.

00:33:34.390 --> 00:33:38.089
I don't care. I like Jersey Shore. I'm kind of

00:33:38.089 --> 00:33:40.170
into the Mormon wives, but those summer house

00:33:40.170 --> 00:33:44.369
shows just ick me out. There's nothing interesting

00:33:44.369 --> 00:33:47.049
about them. There's nothing unique. They're all

00:33:47.049 --> 00:33:51.490
just a bunch of morons. Mm -hmm. Whoa! Happy

00:33:51.490 --> 00:33:56.549
Hot Topic! Why Zoe Kravitz and Harry Styles are

00:33:56.549 --> 00:33:59.289
sparking engagement rumors. Oh, yeah. You know

00:33:59.289 --> 00:34:02.009
they plow each other hard. The pair are fueling

00:34:02.009 --> 00:34:04.230
speculation after the daughter of Lisa Bonet

00:34:04.230 --> 00:34:06.609
and Lenny Kravitz was seen wearing a diamond

00:34:06.609 --> 00:34:08.989
ring on her left ring finger. She looks like

00:34:08.989 --> 00:34:13.030
she'd be fun in bed. Like she would just bring

00:34:13.030 --> 00:34:16.570
the absolute ruckus. Photos published by The

00:34:16.570 --> 00:34:19.050
Sun April 21st show the actress sporting the

00:34:19.050 --> 00:34:21.150
head -turning piece of jewelry while on a coffee

00:34:21.150 --> 00:34:23.190
date. Oh, she needs to eat a cheeseburger. She's

00:34:23.190 --> 00:34:26.690
a little too skinny for me. With Harry in London.

00:34:27.280 --> 00:34:29.800
They reached out for comment and didn't hear

00:34:29.800 --> 00:34:32.340
back. That's an ongoing problem with E! News.

00:34:32.539 --> 00:34:36.340
I'm going to be honest. If you consistently say

00:34:36.340 --> 00:34:38.940
that you reached out and you didn't hear back,

00:34:39.199 --> 00:34:47.579
that's a you problem. 856 -49 -Hobby. I don't

00:34:47.579 --> 00:34:49.860
even think I've taken a breath yet. But I don't

00:34:49.860 --> 00:34:52.940
care. When I'm in Chicago, I talk like how people

00:34:52.940 --> 00:34:57.150
in Chicago talk like. Like jackasses. When I'm

00:34:57.150 --> 00:35:00.050
in Florida, I have to slow it down for Florida

00:35:00.050 --> 00:35:03.010
people. Because I can be a little too much. But

00:35:03.010 --> 00:35:08.329
when I'm here, I'm myself. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic!

00:35:09.550 --> 00:35:12.309
Martin Lawrence is over the moon to be a grandpa.

00:35:12.750 --> 00:35:15.070
Man, that makes me feel old. Think about it.

00:35:15.409 --> 00:35:18.809
Martin Lawrence is going to be a grandpa. Mm

00:35:18.809 --> 00:35:22.150
-hmm. Doesn't that make you feel a little old?

00:35:23.179 --> 00:35:26.800
Just a little bit? Like that 50 Cent song? Just

00:35:26.800 --> 00:35:30.760
a little bit? For the after Eddie Murphy confirmed

00:35:30.760 --> 00:35:33.400
to E! News at the AFI Life Achievement Awards

00:35:33.400 --> 00:35:36.460
that his son Eric Murphy and Martin's daughter

00:35:36.460 --> 00:35:39.199
Jasmine Lawrence welcomed their first baby together,

00:35:39.500 --> 00:35:41.820
the Bad Boys star shared his overjoyed reaction

00:35:41.820 --> 00:35:44.940
during a recent tour stop. In a video shared

00:35:44.940 --> 00:35:47.500
by fellow comedian Lonnie Love, Martin tells

00:35:47.500 --> 00:35:50.079
the crowd, I'm a grandpa. Me and Eddie Murphy

00:35:50.079 --> 00:35:52.579
share a grandchild. That baby is going to be

00:35:52.579 --> 00:35:55.239
funny as sh**. Either it's going to be funny

00:35:55.239 --> 00:35:57.500
or it's going to be a netball baby that gets

00:35:57.500 --> 00:36:01.139
rolls because of its grandpa. Jasmine and Eric

00:36:01.139 --> 00:36:02.880
announced they were excited. Jasmine's a hot

00:36:02.880 --> 00:36:05.210
piece of ass, isn't she? banning their family

00:36:05.210 --> 00:36:07.429
eight months after tying the knot in a private

00:36:07.429 --> 00:36:09.869
wedding ceremony. Alongside a black and white

00:36:09.869 --> 00:36:12.949
photo of Eric cradling Jasmine's baby. Oh, yeah.

00:36:13.289 --> 00:36:16.730
You know, he plows her heart. They wrote under

00:36:16.730 --> 00:36:19.269
the February 2nd post. Thank you, Jesus, for

00:36:19.269 --> 00:36:21.969
the greatest gift. Oh, it has nothing to do with

00:36:21.969 --> 00:36:25.050
you finishing inside of her. Has nothing to do

00:36:25.050 --> 00:36:27.329
with your semen and her eggs. It's because of

00:36:27.329 --> 00:36:32.530
Jesus. Shut up. So sick of it. Oh, it's because

00:36:32.530 --> 00:36:37.320
of Jesus. Can Jesus help out the bad kids? Not

00:36:37.320 --> 00:36:39.400
the bad kids, but the kids in the bad neighborhood

00:36:39.400 --> 00:36:42.239
in Chicago get out the hood? Why does all the

00:36:42.239 --> 00:36:44.780
rich people that have blessings go, oh, thank

00:36:44.780 --> 00:36:48.420
you. Kind of like how Ricky Gervais says, why

00:36:48.420 --> 00:36:51.320
is God the version of God you were born into?

00:36:51.579 --> 00:36:53.900
So if you're in Georgia, you're a Southern Baptist.

00:36:54.059 --> 00:36:56.400
If you're somewhere else, you're Muslim. It's

00:36:56.400 --> 00:36:59.880
all nonsense. You had sex with your wife and

00:36:59.880 --> 00:37:09.909
she had a kid. That's how it happened. Man, this

00:37:09.909 --> 00:37:12.989
guy was facing 17 years in prison. Now he has

00:37:12.989 --> 00:37:15.469
kids. He had kids before, but he's had another

00:37:15.469 --> 00:37:17.570
kid with Rihanna, man. He's living the life.

00:37:21.030 --> 00:37:24.090
Although he was now loyal to his attorney, he

00:37:24.090 --> 00:37:32.699
did not name the kid after that guy. Philosophically,

00:37:32.739 --> 00:37:35.219
the way she operates is on another level. She's

00:37:35.219 --> 00:37:37.460
the most charming and genuine person on earth.

00:37:37.639 --> 00:37:40.960
Hell yeah! Her energy is unmatched. One of a

00:37:40.960 --> 00:37:43.559
kind. I just adore her. How could you not adore

00:37:43.559 --> 00:37:48.340
Rihanna? She is so beautiful. Rihanna, Nicole

00:37:48.340 --> 00:37:52.920
Scherzinger, Mariah Carey, Hilary Duff, Shakia

00:37:52.920 --> 00:37:56.920
Shakia in the Hipster Online music video are

00:37:56.920 --> 00:38:01.300
the reason I'm heterosexual. When I found out,

00:38:01.840 --> 00:38:05.159
That I like the girls. I rented the first CD

00:38:05.159 --> 00:38:07.940
of Rihanna. The one where she's just laying there.

00:38:08.159 --> 00:38:10.480
The one that had If She's Loving It, You Want

00:38:10.480 --> 00:38:13.820
On It from 2005. And this is pre -masturbation.

00:38:13.820 --> 00:38:16.800
Just looking at the CD going, I think I like

00:38:16.800 --> 00:38:19.239
women. The two have been together since 2020.

00:38:19.500 --> 00:38:21.659
Welcoming their most recent child in September.

00:38:22.000 --> 00:38:24.440
Speaking on Parenthood with Esquire in January.

00:38:24.719 --> 00:38:27.260
ASAP said. I wanted to be a dad before I got

00:38:27.260 --> 00:38:29.460
with my girl. I wanted a little baby girl or

00:38:29.460 --> 00:38:32.320
boy. Whatever God gave and God blessed me. It's

00:38:32.320 --> 00:38:36.780
not God. It's your semen. Having sex with a woman

00:38:36.780 --> 00:38:39.539
or going to a sperm bank has nothing to do with

00:38:39.539 --> 00:38:43.860
God. I mean, I know you say, oh God, that's different.

00:38:44.400 --> 00:38:46.059
It's kind of weird that my mom's in the other

00:38:46.059 --> 00:38:47.679
room taking a nap while I'm talking about semen.

00:38:47.739 --> 00:38:50.820
But I'm just saying, everybody, you'll never

00:38:50.820 --> 00:38:55.539
see me grift. I promise you. I will never become

00:38:55.539 --> 00:38:57.599
Christian where, oh my God, I'm going to start

00:38:57.599 --> 00:39:01.199
grifting and thanking God, but being a scumbag

00:39:01.199 --> 00:39:04.039
and beating people up like A $AP Rocky. Shut

00:39:04.039 --> 00:39:06.860
up. With three, the 37 -year -old told E! News

00:39:06.860 --> 00:39:09.739
in November, being a girl dad made him more vulnerable.

00:39:10.139 --> 00:39:13.019
Ah, it's good. He's realizing he's, you know,

00:39:13.119 --> 00:39:19.119
plowing. He has to do his thing. Oh, my old boss,

00:39:19.199 --> 00:39:26.710
Kipper McGee, messaged me. Hmm. You're asking

00:39:26.710 --> 00:39:29.889
me about Tom Bernard. Oh, well, I don't know.

00:39:33.789 --> 00:39:38.510
Let's see here. Tim Cook, the man who led Apple

00:39:38.510 --> 00:39:41.809
after co -founder. Tim Cook didn't do diddly

00:39:41.809 --> 00:39:45.909
squat. When, see, listen, did Tim Cook make the

00:39:45.909 --> 00:39:49.389
company money? Yes, by making sure that we have

00:39:49.389 --> 00:39:53.059
to buy fucking cords every six months. But Steve

00:39:53.059 --> 00:39:57.500
Jobs was the innovator. Tim Cook was not. He

00:39:57.500 --> 00:40:00.559
was nothing more than a kiss -ass plant. Steve

00:40:00.559 --> 00:40:03.159
Jobs stepped down and says he is leaving the

00:40:03.159 --> 00:40:05.900
top job. Cook has ran the tech giant for nearly

00:40:05.900 --> 00:40:08.679
15 years now, and he launched and expanded new

00:40:08.679 --> 00:40:11.920
services, including Apple Pay, Apple TV, and

00:40:11.920 --> 00:40:14.679
Apple Music. The company's market value under

00:40:14.679 --> 00:40:17.440
Cook's tenure surged to more than $3 trillion.

00:40:17.860 --> 00:40:20.760
Aye, so he made things more expensive for the

00:40:20.760 --> 00:40:23.630
everyday average Joe and Jane. I would rather

00:40:23.630 --> 00:40:26.949
jump off a bridge than give Tim Cook any credit

00:40:26.949 --> 00:40:32.190
because he's a scumbag. You'll never ever hear

00:40:32.190 --> 00:40:35.829
me say a good thing about him. He ruined everything

00:40:35.829 --> 00:40:40.929
and he know he did and he doesn't care. Why doesn't

00:40:40.929 --> 00:40:45.130
he care? Because he's a scumbag. Yeah, it's cool

00:40:45.130 --> 00:40:48.050
to have a successful gay man as the CEO. I'm

00:40:48.050 --> 00:40:50.730
all about gay rights. But when it comes to innovation,

00:40:51.309 --> 00:40:59.670
you're a zero out of ten. The Secret Lives of

00:40:59.670 --> 00:41:02.070
Mormon Wives is resuming production without Taylor

00:41:02.070 --> 00:41:07.510
Frankie Paul or Dakota Mortensen. Oh, yeah. Listen,

00:41:07.670 --> 00:41:11.719
I think all religion's fine. I think everyone

00:41:11.719 --> 00:41:14.400
knows that, but I'm telling you, ladies and gentlemen,

00:41:14.420 --> 00:41:18.179
boys and girls, if there was a way to make Mormons

00:41:18.179 --> 00:41:19.699
look bad, they'd pretty much make themselves

00:41:19.699 --> 00:41:22.539
look bad, but Taylor Frankie Paul doesn't help.

00:41:23.800 --> 00:41:26.019
Filming on season five had been put on pause

00:41:26.019 --> 00:41:28.820
during a domestic incident scandal between star

00:41:28.820 --> 00:41:31.420
Taylor Frankie Paul and Dakota Mortensen in March.

00:41:31.780 --> 00:41:34.420
All right, so she's not going to be on it. Whatever.

00:41:35.539 --> 00:41:39.260
I'm Taylor Frankie Paul. I'm a dirty, rotten

00:41:39.260 --> 00:41:47.969
hag. Shut up. Tina Knowles is revealing where

00:41:47.969 --> 00:41:52.170
Beyonce's sister Solange was conceived. Shortly

00:41:52.170 --> 00:41:55.309
after the Grammy winner shows off her newly buzzed

00:41:55.309 --> 00:41:57.829
head on Instagram, her mom can't help but point

00:41:57.829 --> 00:41:59.590
out the connection between the new hairstyle

00:41:59.590 --> 00:42:02.650
and the place she was conceived. Tina writes

00:42:02.650 --> 00:42:05.769
in an April 21st Instagram post alongside several

00:42:05.769 --> 00:42:11.650
pics of her daughter's buzz cut, It's very appropriate

00:42:11.650 --> 00:42:13.789
since you were conceived on a cruise sailing

00:42:13.789 --> 00:42:17.030
down the Nile in Egypt. That's so weird, man.

00:42:17.150 --> 00:42:18.829
I don't need to know where my parents could see

00:42:18.829 --> 00:42:22.210
me. I know it was an accident! Because my mom

00:42:22.210 --> 00:42:26.110
told my dad that she was pregnant. No, he would

00:42:26.110 --> 00:42:28.389
be pregnant. When she was pregnant, he said,

00:42:28.510 --> 00:42:31.710
oh, just my luck. Which at first kind of hurt

00:42:31.710 --> 00:42:34.369
my feelings, but then I thought about the moments

00:42:34.369 --> 00:42:38.050
that I thought my ex was pregnant. Even though

00:42:38.050 --> 00:42:43.389
I'm the pull -out king. And I get it, homie.

00:42:43.489 --> 00:42:48.429
I get it. It's hard having kids. Whoa! Happy

00:42:48.429 --> 00:42:53.429
Hot Topic! Ray Boyd found love on stage. So I

00:42:53.429 --> 00:42:55.409
guess this is some moment from American Idol.

00:42:55.590 --> 00:42:58.429
I know American Idol gets millions of people,

00:42:58.550 --> 00:43:00.989
but they're definitely not as culturally relevant

00:43:00.989 --> 00:43:04.750
as they used to be. The American Idol alum, who

00:43:04.750 --> 00:43:07.050
was eliminated from the show's 24th season April

00:43:07.050 --> 00:43:11.769
13th. 24 seasons, my God. Hard launched her relationship

00:43:11.769 --> 00:43:14.909
with fellow contestant Brooks Rosser. He's got

00:43:14.909 --> 00:43:16.869
a douchey little haircut. He looks like a cop.

00:43:17.250 --> 00:43:21.829
He looks like a mega kiss ass. during the show's

00:43:21.829 --> 00:43:24.809
Disney night, April 20th. Following Brooks' rendition

00:43:24.809 --> 00:43:27.789
of The Climb by Miley Cyrus, host Ryan Seacrest

00:43:27.789 --> 00:43:30.869
teased a surprise for - All right, Seacrest,

00:43:30.909 --> 00:43:35.190
the guy that takes everyone's jobs. Now listen,

00:43:35.349 --> 00:43:37.750
the guy is one of the, I've heard that there's

00:43:37.750 --> 00:43:40.409
plenty of people I know in LA. I've heard that

00:43:40.409 --> 00:43:42.789
he's very nice and you want to hate him, but

00:43:42.789 --> 00:43:45.510
he's very nice. But I never want to hear a radio

00:43:45.510 --> 00:43:48.309
go, why does no one want to go on the radio?

00:43:48.690 --> 00:43:52.099
And an iHeartRadio has a - in 800 cities, which

00:43:52.099 --> 00:43:56.559
is 800 jobs. Shut your ass. Well, somebody's

00:43:56.559 --> 00:43:58.800
here to surprise you. She's very excited. Former

00:43:58.800 --> 00:44:02.159
finalist Ray, one of the biggest fans of... Alright,

00:44:02.239 --> 00:44:09.920
well, they plow each other. Uh, 8 -5 -6. 49 hopping.

00:44:10.340 --> 00:44:18.239
Here's Jelly Roll News. I have, to some degree,

00:44:18.340 --> 00:44:22.829
lost my way. I don't know what it is, man. Jelly

00:44:22.829 --> 00:44:25.130
Roll just skanks me out there. I know he's probably

00:44:25.130 --> 00:44:31.210
a good dude. He's probably cool. Whatever. But

00:44:31.210 --> 00:44:33.070
there's something about him. Maybe because he

00:44:33.070 --> 00:44:37.110
hangs out with that douche bag. That fat ass

00:44:37.110 --> 00:44:39.710
lizard on his bird crusher. Jelly Roll was giving

00:44:39.710 --> 00:44:42.889
a candid update on his weight loss journey. Before

00:44:42.889 --> 00:44:45.010
we get to the weight loss journey. You know how

00:44:45.010 --> 00:44:46.570
I said in the beginning of the show that I was

00:44:46.570 --> 00:44:48.110
a little drunk and we were just hanging out?

00:44:49.579 --> 00:44:53.440
You hear that little noise? That is my rockstar

00:44:53.440 --> 00:44:56.159
energy and my Tennessee whiskey mixed together.

00:44:57.619 --> 00:45:01.400
Now, if you got any sort of intoxicant next to

00:45:01.400 --> 00:45:05.039
you, let's do it together. Besides fentanyl,

00:45:05.099 --> 00:45:09.099
unless it's on accident. You ready? I'm going

00:45:09.099 --> 00:45:13.480
to chug this because I have to be not sober to

00:45:13.480 --> 00:45:16.719
listen to boring -ass jelly roll news or his

00:45:16.719 --> 00:45:21.760
music. So if you got your marijuana or your alcohol,

00:45:21.900 --> 00:45:26.920
whatever you have, are you ready? Let's go. Oh,

00:45:27.059 --> 00:45:33.400
yeah. Rockstar and whiskey. I don't know. Oh,

00:45:35.000 --> 00:45:38.789
yeah. in a recent youtube video published april

00:45:38.789 --> 00:45:41.690
17th the country singer opens up about how after

00:45:41.690 --> 00:45:44.110
hitting his goal of being on the cover of men's

00:45:44.110 --> 00:45:46.869
health magazine in january he feels like he has

00:45:46.869 --> 00:45:49.269
quote lost his way and that's largely due to

00:45:49.269 --> 00:45:52.429
setbacks that happened over the holidays we hit

00:45:52.429 --> 00:45:54.710
the goal it was right before the holidays so

00:45:54.710 --> 00:45:55.949
i was like you know what man i've been working

00:45:55.949 --> 00:45:58.130
hard for the last three years losing this weight

00:45:58.130 --> 00:46:00.230
said i'm going to uh i'm gonna enjoy the holidays

00:46:00.230 --> 00:46:01.949
and i had a big thanksgiving meal and i had a

00:46:01.949 --> 00:46:03.909
big birthday meal and i made a big christmas

00:46:03.909 --> 00:46:06.030
meal and kind of got off the rails and i I broke

00:46:06.030 --> 00:46:07.769
my collarbone about a week before Christmas,

00:46:07.849 --> 00:46:09.630
a few days before Christmas. Noting that his

00:46:09.630 --> 00:46:12.230
injury also stopped him from exercising, the

00:46:12.230 --> 00:46:14.329
41 -year -old candidly shares that he's been,

00:46:14.349 --> 00:46:17.030
quote, avoiding the scale out of fear that he

00:46:17.030 --> 00:46:19.369
gained weight. But later in the video, Jelly,

00:46:19.550 --> 00:46:22.070
who officially began his fitness journey in 2022

00:46:22.070 --> 00:46:25.449
after weighing over 500 pounds, weighs himself

00:46:25.449 --> 00:46:29.869
at 276 .2 pounds as of April 10th, revealing

00:46:29.869 --> 00:46:33.280
that he's gained 12 pounds. However, the Need

00:46:33.280 --> 00:46:35.719
a Favor singer, who was married to Bunny XO,

00:46:35.880 --> 00:46:38.800
isn't letting his setbacks stop him, as he now

00:46:38.800 --> 00:46:41.460
has a new goal of running the New York City Marathon

00:46:41.460 --> 00:46:44.239
and posing on a magazine with his shirt off.

00:46:44.559 --> 00:46:47.039
We set the new goal of training for the New York

00:46:47.039 --> 00:46:49.199
City Marathon in November. I want to get these

00:46:49.199 --> 00:46:51.460
last 40 or 50 pounds off, and then I eventually

00:46:51.460 --> 00:46:53.619
want to cut my skin, and I eventually want to

00:46:53.619 --> 00:47:01.070
be on the... Oh my God. This is how you know

00:47:01.070 --> 00:47:04.789
I'm getting a little drunk. I just talked for

00:47:04.789 --> 00:47:07.550
like 10 seconds and no one heard it. But I was

00:47:07.550 --> 00:47:09.469
just insulting Jolly Roll, so maybe it's better

00:47:09.469 --> 00:47:13.650
no one heard it. Probably better that way. I'm

00:47:13.650 --> 00:47:15.070
going to listen back tomorrow and be like, I'm

00:47:15.070 --> 00:47:17.230
a jackass. I know so many people in Tampa that

00:47:17.230 --> 00:47:19.190
are kind of slurred talking and be like, oh my

00:47:19.190 --> 00:47:22.730
God. Right, Hoppy's so loud and annoying. And

00:47:22.730 --> 00:47:26.969
I am. But you listen anyway. Like you, Dizzy,

00:47:27.070 --> 00:47:33.800
you little bitch. Daniel Fishel and Lance Bass

00:47:33.800 --> 00:47:37.639
are going to prom again. Oh, my God. Man, Lance

00:47:37.639 --> 00:47:39.980
Bass, even though he's gay, he got to have sex

00:47:39.980 --> 00:47:45.269
with Topanga. Good for you, bro! You and Joey

00:47:45.269 --> 00:47:48.170
Fatone are the cool parts of NSYNC. On Instagram,

00:47:48.289 --> 00:47:50.309
the actress shared these photos from a recreation

00:47:50.309 --> 00:47:53.630
of her. She's a hot piece of ass. Original prom

00:47:53.630 --> 00:47:57.349
with singer Lance Bass. I wonder how Jensen Karp,

00:47:57.429 --> 00:48:01.530
the loser. Remember when Jensen Karp, the failed

00:48:01.530 --> 00:48:04.250
rapper, and one of the worst parts of the Kevin

00:48:04.250 --> 00:48:06.969
and Bean show? He's a failed rapper that was

00:48:06.969 --> 00:48:10.159
known as Hawk Carl. And then he did that thing

00:48:10.159 --> 00:48:12.500
where he pretended there was shrimp, like a dead

00:48:12.500 --> 00:48:15.179
shrimp in his Captain Crunch or whatever, or

00:48:15.179 --> 00:48:17.980
Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Yeah, he had a kid with

00:48:17.980 --> 00:48:19.840
Topanga. That's as big as the accomplishment.

00:48:23.579 --> 00:48:29.420
She wrote, pulled out my actual prom dress for

00:48:29.420 --> 00:48:33.159
$19 .99 and somehow got back into it. Oh, stop

00:48:33.159 --> 00:48:36.119
it, honey. You ain't fat. You know who got really

00:48:36.119 --> 00:49:02.769
chunky? You know what's annoying about women?

00:49:03.489 --> 00:49:08.139
Is they're against curbs. If a man is against

00:49:08.139 --> 00:49:11.159
your curves, he's an incel. Listen to me, baby

00:49:11.159 --> 00:49:15.559
doll. There's nothing better than some curves.

00:49:16.159 --> 00:49:19.659
If you're dating a man that doesn't like curves,

00:49:19.820 --> 00:49:22.500
he might be a creep. I love some meat on the

00:49:22.500 --> 00:49:27.260
bones. You got to appreciate it. You got to do

00:49:27.260 --> 00:49:30.260
your thing. You got to enjoy every minute of

00:49:30.260 --> 00:49:39.199
the meat on the bones. Part of me was like, does

00:49:39.199 --> 00:49:41.699
Leo want to smash? Like, I was like. Oh, yeah.

00:49:41.780 --> 00:49:44.860
Nikki Glaser is revealing a surprising gift from

00:49:44.860 --> 00:49:48.300
Leonardo DiCaprio. She's one of those women because

00:49:48.300 --> 00:49:51.199
she's in an open relationship. She thinks everybody

00:49:51.199 --> 00:49:55.519
wants to plow her. And they probably do. Two

00:49:55.519 --> 00:49:57.840
months after the comedian poked fun at a 1991

00:49:57.840 --> 00:50:01.199
teen beat profile that featured the actor's love

00:50:01.199 --> 00:50:04.539
for pasta while hosting the 2026 Golden Globes,

00:50:04.679 --> 00:50:07.639
Nicki revealed during her April 21st appearance

00:50:07.639 --> 00:50:10.159
on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon his

00:50:10.159 --> 00:50:13.139
response to her quip. I was like, I just don't

00:50:13.139 --> 00:50:14.820
want to make the joke about how he has young

00:50:14.820 --> 00:50:16.760
girlfriends. It's been done so many times. I

00:50:16.760 --> 00:50:18.519
mean, it's been, that joke's been going on longer

00:50:18.519 --> 00:50:20.519
than, you know, his current girlfriend's been

00:50:20.519 --> 00:50:23.170
alive. So Nicki... All right, honey. Decided

00:50:23.170 --> 00:50:25.230
to take a different approach when teasing the

00:50:25.230 --> 00:50:27.909
51 -year -old who's been in a relationship with

00:50:27.909 --> 00:50:31.230
27 -year -old model Vittoria Ceretti since 2023.

00:50:31.949 --> 00:50:34.210
Let's try to find, like, this guy doesn't reveal

00:50:34.210 --> 00:50:36.489
anything about himself. Is Nikki Glaser on Alzheimer's?

00:50:36.570 --> 00:50:40.170
Come on! Why is every girl getting so skinny?

00:50:42.079 --> 00:50:43.900
When you're banging him from behind, it's like

00:50:43.900 --> 00:50:46.800
so bony. Let's find something he's revealed.

00:50:46.920 --> 00:50:49.559
And so me and my writing team found a Teen Beat

00:50:49.559 --> 00:50:52.559
article from 1991 where he revealed, I was like,

00:50:52.579 --> 00:50:54.599
Leo, we don't know anything about you. The only

00:50:54.599 --> 00:50:56.079
thing we know about you is from a Teen Beat article

00:50:56.079 --> 00:50:58.000
in 1991 where you told us your favorite food

00:50:58.000 --> 00:51:01.920
is pasta, pasta, and more pasta. And it really

00:51:01.920 --> 00:51:05.440
was real. And then he sent me three baskets of

00:51:05.440 --> 00:51:10.360
pasta as a thank you. And some lube. Oh, that's

00:51:10.360 --> 00:51:14.000
total flirting. What is she talking about? It's

00:51:14.000 --> 00:51:18.420
not like he sent her a dildo. And although the

00:51:18.420 --> 00:51:21.159
41 -year -old opted not to tease the Oscar winner

00:51:21.159 --> 00:51:23.699
about his pattern of age gap relationships at

00:51:23.699 --> 00:51:26.840
the Golden Globes. Who cares? If it's consensual

00:51:26.840 --> 00:51:29.880
and both parties are happy, I am so sick and

00:51:29.880 --> 00:51:33.679
tired of this woke culture that is hating on

00:51:33.679 --> 00:51:37.179
relationships of age gaps. The man's getting

00:51:37.179 --> 00:51:40.159
pleasure and the younger girls are getting experience.

00:51:40.360 --> 00:51:43.260
As long as they're not 18 and they just walked

00:51:43.260 --> 00:51:46.820
across the high school stage. Who cares? She

00:51:46.820 --> 00:51:49.519
wasn't leaving the jokes behind for good. And

00:51:49.519 --> 00:51:52.679
part of me was, part of me was like, does Leo

00:51:52.679 --> 00:51:55.480
want to smash? Okay, she's just putting it out

00:51:55.480 --> 00:52:01.380
there. You know, she just gives it hard. You

00:52:01.380 --> 00:52:08.119
know, she gives it all she has. You know, when

00:52:08.119 --> 00:52:10.099
a girl's going down, you know, and it's kind

00:52:10.099 --> 00:52:11.980
of like you're kind of talking, you know, she

00:52:11.980 --> 00:52:16.510
would just be very chatty. Katie Holmes likes

00:52:16.510 --> 00:52:19.050
a comment suggesting that she and Joshua Jackson

00:52:19.050 --> 00:52:22.570
should date. I like Joshua Jackson. There's an

00:52:22.570 --> 00:52:24.849
ongoing joke. I'm on one of my favorite radio

00:52:24.849 --> 00:52:26.969
shows, The Kline and Ally Show, with my dude,

00:52:27.110 --> 00:52:29.630
Kevin Kline, where they're not sure if Joshua

00:52:29.630 --> 00:52:33.530
Jackson's famous or not. But that's the perfect

00:52:33.530 --> 00:52:37.269
thing. He's famous enough, but he's also not

00:52:37.269 --> 00:52:41.139
that famous. It's a great life. You can walk

00:52:41.139 --> 00:52:44.260
around. You might get some paparazzi. And you

00:52:44.260 --> 00:52:49.199
get to possibly bang Katie Holmes. Duo who portrayed

00:52:49.199 --> 00:52:52.079
love interests on Dawson's Creek and dated IRL

00:52:52.079 --> 00:52:54.860
in the 90s as the internet buzzing once again

00:52:54.860 --> 00:52:57.760
after Katie likes multiple social media comments

00:52:57.760 --> 00:53:00.659
regarding their relationship status. Under the

00:53:00.659 --> 00:53:03.659
actress's April 16th Instagram post, a promotional

00:53:03.659 --> 00:53:06.559
photo for their film Happy Hours showing Katie

00:53:06.559 --> 00:53:09.139
with her arms wrapped around Joshua, one fan

00:53:09.139 --> 00:53:12.159
writes, wish this was a hard launch. Oh, yeah.

00:53:14.960 --> 00:53:17.480
If you got a vasectomy, you can launch around.

00:53:18.079 --> 00:53:20.400
Another notes that the pair should be a couple.

00:53:20.539 --> 00:53:24.119
Very cute. I saw it right ahead. I mean, we all

00:53:24.119 --> 00:53:28.420
know that Tom Cruise is a loser. Is he cool because

00:53:28.420 --> 00:53:30.559
he does his own stunts in Mission Impossible?

00:53:30.860 --> 00:53:33.820
Yeah, it's good movies. But he's a terrible father

00:53:33.820 --> 00:53:37.320
and a part of the worst cult of them all. He

00:53:37.320 --> 00:53:40.360
makes Mormonism look legit. Both of which receive

00:53:40.360 --> 00:53:42.679
a heart from Katie. All right, there you go.

00:53:42.739 --> 00:53:45.409
They're hanging out, doing their thing. Good

00:53:45.409 --> 00:53:49.329
for them. I'm happy for them. Not at all. What's

00:53:49.329 --> 00:53:52.050
going on here? Kaitlyn Bristow is setting the

00:53:52.050 --> 00:53:54.809
record straight. Amid online speculation that

00:53:54.809 --> 00:53:57.469
the Bachelorette star and Jesse Draper are in

00:53:57.469 --> 00:53:59.849
a public feud, Kaitlyn posted a video to her

00:53:59.849 --> 00:54:03.150
Instagram April 21st to clear the air. She looks

00:54:03.150 --> 00:54:06.690
hot, but she has like those crazy eyes. She'd

00:54:06.690 --> 00:54:10.030
be a psychopath. I saw how much attention the

00:54:10.030 --> 00:54:11.690
Alex vs. Alex was getting, so I was like, who

00:54:11.690 --> 00:54:14.550
can I have beef with? Pick Jesse. you jesse i'm

00:54:14.550 --> 00:54:17.489
joking i can't believe this is um annoying voice

00:54:17.489 --> 00:54:19.429
thing right now this all started when caitlin

00:54:19.429 --> 00:54:22.230
posted a photo of herself with the caption imagine

00:54:22.230 --> 00:54:25.150
hating me and i'm just happy in an online you're

00:54:25.150 --> 00:54:28.269
not happy if you're having to make the post about

00:54:28.269 --> 00:54:31.900
how happy you are honey you ain't that happy

00:54:31.900 --> 00:54:35.659
a user decided to call her out i get called out

00:54:35.659 --> 00:54:38.780
every day by loser rednecks that are probably

00:54:38.780 --> 00:54:42.940
deadbeat dads and absolute scumbags and i've

00:54:42.940 --> 00:54:45.280
been talked crap about on morning radio shows

00:54:45.280 --> 00:54:49.599
that claim to be so happy you know what happens

00:54:49.599 --> 00:54:50.980
even though i'm addressing it right now but what

00:54:50.980 --> 00:54:53.980
i'm saying is i ignore it but i'm happy with

00:54:53.980 --> 00:54:57.420
my life if you're addressing the haters it bothers

00:54:57.420 --> 00:55:00.699
you A girl came on and said, people who are happy

00:55:00.699 --> 00:55:02.699
don't have to tell us they're happy. And I was

00:55:02.699 --> 00:55:05.639
like, oh. Exactly. Exactly. It's not that deep.

00:55:05.679 --> 00:55:08.300
Jessie commented under it and said, same girl

00:55:08.300 --> 00:55:09.719
or something like that. And I was like, I see

00:55:09.719 --> 00:55:11.900
you. And after her post was accidentally. God.

00:55:13.579 --> 00:55:16.099
Growing up, I used to be so jealous of celebrities.

00:55:16.360 --> 00:55:19.960
I wanted to be them. Now I think they're losers.

00:55:21.460 --> 00:55:25.860
They're idiots. You know nothing. You're stupid.

00:55:27.559 --> 00:55:32.159
You're the worst. Mm -hmm. ...deleted, the 40

00:55:32.159 --> 00:55:34.599
-year -old reposted the picture and clapped back

00:55:34.599 --> 00:55:38.059
at the troll in her... Oh, yeah! A totally confident

00:55:38.059 --> 00:55:43.440
person has to clap back! Mm -hmm. ...new caption,

00:55:43.639 --> 00:55:46.739
but somehow Jesse got caught in the crossfire.

00:55:47.099 --> 00:55:49.739
So I don't know how this happened, but my photo

00:55:49.739 --> 00:55:52.119
got deleted, so I reposted it... ...and wrote

00:55:52.119 --> 00:55:53.480
this underneath. I already posted this and somehow

00:55:53.480 --> 00:55:55.710
it got deleted. What an annoying hag. You're

00:55:55.710 --> 00:55:59.389
using that fast speeding voice. Shut up. All

00:55:59.389 --> 00:56:04.710
right. You live your miserable life of pretending

00:56:04.710 --> 00:56:06.510
you don't care about the haters. Yeah, you're

00:56:06.510 --> 00:56:11.230
making an annoying video about it. Shut up. Go

00:56:11.230 --> 00:56:16.500
away. Artem Chikvensev is reflecting on the week

00:56:16.500 --> 00:56:19.099
that he says, quote, completely changed his life.

00:56:19.199 --> 00:56:21.400
Nearly two years after the professional dancer

00:56:21.400 --> 00:56:24.340
was arrested for domestic violence stemming from

00:56:24.340 --> 00:56:27.400
an incident with ex -wife Nikki Garcia. Listen,

00:56:27.719 --> 00:56:30.360
and I'm saying this about Taylor, Frankie, Paul,

00:56:30.420 --> 00:56:34.639
sociopathic fine ass. If you are having to beat

00:56:34.639 --> 00:56:39.400
people up as a resolution for a fight, not only

00:56:39.400 --> 00:56:44.179
are you a loser, but you're an idiot. Artem now

00:56:44.179 --> 00:56:46.820
describes the entire ordeal as a, quote, bad

00:56:46.820 --> 00:56:49.780
dream. As he explains on the April 20th episode

00:56:49.780 --> 00:56:52.639
of the Penthouse with PETA podcast. I had to

00:56:52.639 --> 00:56:56.860
completely switch off me. There was no way of

00:56:56.860 --> 00:56:59.579
processing everything. It just didn't exist.

00:56:59.820 --> 00:57:05.460
Yeah, survival mode. Shut up! You're the worst!

00:57:06.539 --> 00:57:15.789
You are definitely a douchebag! Two network icons,

00:57:16.130 --> 00:57:18.829
Sandra Lee and her fiancé, actor Ben Youssef,

00:57:18.829 --> 00:57:20.929
are no more, calling off their wedding after

00:57:20.929 --> 00:57:23.690
five years of dating. A rep for Sandra confirming

00:57:23.690 --> 00:57:26.550
to TMZ April 22nd that the former couple have,

00:57:26.630 --> 00:57:29.210
in fact, called off their nuptials, nearly a

00:57:29.210 --> 00:57:31.610
week after Sandra was spotted out and about in

00:57:31.610 --> 00:57:33.690
New York without her engagement ring. However,

00:57:33.849 --> 00:57:35.809
at the time, the semi -homemade cooking star

00:57:35.809 --> 00:57:37.550
shook off. All right, so they called off their

00:57:37.550 --> 00:57:40.289
engagement. You know the right happy row about

00:57:40.289 --> 00:57:43.400
engagement. If you get engaged, but you don't

00:57:43.400 --> 00:57:48.179
have a date set, that's not real. That's fake.

00:57:52.280 --> 00:57:55.059
What's going on here? Big news out of the UK.

00:57:55.159 --> 00:57:58.400
Children 17 years old or younger are now facing

00:57:58.400 --> 00:58:02.000
a lifetime ban on buying cigarettes. This is

00:58:02.000 --> 00:58:07.199
so stupid. I don't know what's stupider. banning

00:58:07.199 --> 00:58:10.019
cigarettes or the fact that they called cigarettes

00:58:10.019 --> 00:58:12.659
the F word for gay people. It wasn't based off

00:58:12.659 --> 00:58:13.820
of it. I'm not going to say the word because

00:58:13.820 --> 00:58:17.519
I don't want to get cancelled. But you sound

00:58:17.519 --> 00:58:20.980
ignorant. But you also don't go to dentists so

00:58:20.980 --> 00:58:23.139
I'm not taking you seriously as a country. This

00:58:23.139 --> 00:58:25.519
landmark legislation has been approved by parliament.

00:58:25.780 --> 00:58:29.579
It would prohibit anyone born in 2009 or later

00:58:29.579 --> 00:58:33.860
from ever buying tobacco products including cigarettes

00:58:33.860 --> 00:58:37.710
and vapes. Proposals expected to go into law

00:58:37.710 --> 00:58:41.489
after a formal approval by King Charles. Oh,

00:58:41.489 --> 00:58:46.130
King Charles! The dude that covered up pedophilia

00:58:46.130 --> 00:58:49.070
with his loser brother. He's in charge. Funk

00:58:49.070 --> 00:58:53.610
dead. Rule will apply in England, Scotland, Wales,

00:58:53.809 --> 00:58:56.570
and Northern Ireland. Here's a fair part of the

00:58:56.570 --> 00:58:59.360
Today Show videos. Hey, thanks for watching.

00:58:59.420 --> 00:59:02.079
No problem, Al Roker. Forget you can catch the

00:59:02.079 --> 00:59:05.079
Today Show every morning. I'm totally up watching.

00:59:05.179 --> 00:59:07.159
I'm not hungover off of the vodka or whatever.

00:59:07.400 --> 00:59:11.300
On NBC. Oh, whatever, dude. You're the original.

00:59:11.500 --> 00:59:16.800
It's epic. You're Al Roker. Pete Davidson made

00:59:16.800 --> 00:59:21.440
a public appearance where he had no tattoos.

00:59:22.780 --> 00:59:26.070
Good for you, dude. I remember when he went out

00:59:26.070 --> 00:59:28.429
the first weekend after claiming he had no tattoos.

00:59:30.269 --> 00:59:32.929
And now it's actually gone. I'm like, it's not

00:59:32.929 --> 00:59:38.889
going to happen overnight. Starting today, the

00:59:38.889 --> 00:59:42.610
U .S. is expected to reclassify marijuana as

00:59:42.610 --> 00:59:47.550
a less restricted drug. Good. Get off stone right

00:59:47.550 --> 00:59:51.469
now. Allegedly. What else do we have going on

00:59:51.469 --> 00:59:55.480
in the world? This crazy broad who fired shots

00:59:55.480 --> 00:59:58.159
at Rihanna's home lost custody of her kid. Good.

00:59:58.440 --> 01:00:02.380
She'll lose her. I know she's mentally ill, but

01:00:02.380 --> 01:00:06.960
so am I. And I don't do that. Floyd Mayweather's

01:00:06.960 --> 01:00:09.679
daughter said that Justin Bieber should have

01:00:09.679 --> 01:00:13.539
been her baby daddy. You know he'll plow her

01:00:13.539 --> 01:00:17.829
this weekend. And what do we got here? Trick

01:00:17.829 --> 01:00:20.690
Daddy says he's tired of older women while saying

01:00:20.690 --> 01:00:24.829
why he dates women under 40. Oh, yeah. Let's

01:00:24.829 --> 01:00:27.170
go, Trick Daddy. Get what I did there. Over 36.

01:00:27.710 --> 01:00:30.550
Yeah, I'm tired of them bitches. I'm tired of

01:00:30.550 --> 01:00:32.190
them. I'm tired of them bitches to the point

01:00:32.190 --> 01:00:34.469
where. Yeah, because older women read through

01:00:34.469 --> 01:00:37.110
your phoniness, but young women fall for your

01:00:37.110 --> 01:00:43.219
daddy energy. You know what I mean? It's like

01:00:43.219 --> 01:00:44.659
the older you get, the more serious you want

01:00:44.659 --> 01:00:46.159
to get out of life. And your seriousness don't

01:00:46.159 --> 01:00:48.900
involve me. Don't involve me. I'm tired of women

01:00:48.900 --> 01:00:51.360
bragging about their credit score and their LLCs

01:00:51.360 --> 01:00:56.559
and all this shit. I own my own business. You

01:00:56.559 --> 01:00:58.340
own your own business, but your business ain't

01:00:58.340 --> 01:01:03.780
making no money. We're getting older. For a woman

01:01:03.780 --> 01:01:05.539
my age, we're getting older. Got it. Let's start

01:01:05.539 --> 01:01:07.599
respecting and loving each other on each other.

01:01:07.659 --> 01:01:09.820
Stop making it all about you. All these fucking

01:01:09.820 --> 01:01:12.880
rules. Lower your fucking standard. Yeah. That

01:01:12.880 --> 01:01:16.039
is him saying that older milfs, don't take them

01:01:16.039 --> 01:01:18.219
seriously. Because when he's talking about other

01:01:18.219 --> 01:01:21.059
people's businesses, he's talking about his career.

01:01:22.989 --> 01:01:25.409
I want me a little nice young tender something

01:01:25.409 --> 01:01:27.349
that's going to appreciate me. It's going to

01:01:27.349 --> 01:01:30.710
tell me I... Because she's using you. And you're

01:01:30.710 --> 01:01:33.909
using her. And that's totally fine. Mm -hmm.

01:01:34.070 --> 01:01:36.110
Smell good. It's going to tell me they like my

01:01:36.110 --> 01:01:38.550
shoes sometimes. It's not all about you. And

01:01:38.550 --> 01:01:40.570
I think older women just got it fucked up to

01:01:40.570 --> 01:01:44.130
the point where you're doing all this little

01:01:44.130 --> 01:01:46.369
girl shit, but you still acting like an old ass

01:01:46.369 --> 01:01:51.449
witch. Whatever, dude. Europe. Russell Brand

01:01:51.449 --> 01:01:53.690
admits to sleeping with a 16 -year -old when

01:01:53.690 --> 01:01:57.889
he was 30. Oh yeah! This is the British King

01:01:57.889 --> 01:02:01.409
Omega! This guy's religious now! Religion and

01:02:01.409 --> 01:02:05.630
pedophilia mixing? No way! And in the United

01:02:05.630 --> 01:02:08.369
Kingdom where I'm from, the age of consent is

01:02:08.369 --> 01:02:12.559
16, and I did sleep with... a 16 year old when

01:02:12.559 --> 01:02:15.380
I was 30. But when I was 30, I was a very different

01:02:15.380 --> 01:02:18.000
person. You're the same personality, scumbag.

01:02:18.039 --> 01:02:20.340
You're just facing rape charges. So you're acting

01:02:20.340 --> 01:02:25.139
like you're not. Shut up. I was a lot younger

01:02:25.139 --> 01:02:28.500
and I was an immature 30 year old. Consensual

01:02:28.500 --> 01:02:30.400
sex. You're an immature fifth -year -old. Show

01:02:30.400 --> 01:02:33.659
your ass. Actually, with a variety of people,

01:02:33.739 --> 01:02:36.199
when there is a strong power differential, because

01:02:36.199 --> 01:02:38.000
there is when you're a famous. Probably some

01:02:38.000 --> 01:02:40.980
guys. Of course that hag known as Megyn Kelly

01:02:40.980 --> 01:02:43.760
would interview her, interview him, because she's

01:02:43.760 --> 01:02:46.920
a loser. This man that has the ability to attract

01:02:46.920 --> 01:02:51.639
women that I had at that time, I think, involves

01:02:51.639 --> 01:02:54.019
exploiting. I don't want to hear from him. I

01:02:54.019 --> 01:02:56.179
don't want to hear from him. He's just the worst.

01:02:57.519 --> 01:03:00.400
No wonder Katy Perry left you. You're a creep.

01:03:01.219 --> 01:03:05.639
You were her bad boy era. That's all you are.

01:03:06.159 --> 01:03:10.599
You were not bad as a radio host. But besides

01:03:10.599 --> 01:03:17.800
that, you're nothing. Oh, Joe Exotic is in solitary

01:03:17.800 --> 01:03:20.900
confinement. I'm sure he's not freaking out.

01:03:23.920 --> 01:03:28.320
That's sarcasm. He's freaking out. Tyler May,

01:03:28.519 --> 01:03:31.340
who's on OnlyFans, says Sidney Sweeney's scenes

01:03:31.340 --> 01:03:37.820
on Euphoria is good for OnlyFans. Vernon Davis's

01:03:37.820 --> 01:03:39.840
battery case was dismissed and he's grateful.

01:03:39.960 --> 01:03:47.320
Of course he is. And then Andy Cohen calls Joe

01:03:47.320 --> 01:03:51.619
Rogan an idiot for Spencer Pratt endorsement.

01:03:52.559 --> 01:03:57.199
But Andy Cohen. This is what Joe Rogan wants.

01:03:57.360 --> 01:04:01.179
He wants your attention because he's a dumb jock

01:04:01.179 --> 01:04:04.800
and he gets a high from people talking about

01:04:04.800 --> 01:04:08.400
him like we are right now. Like if Andy Cohen

01:04:08.400 --> 01:04:12.360
never addressed him. As much as I like Andy Cohen,

01:04:12.559 --> 01:04:15.420
he's one of those guys that thinks clapping back

01:04:15.420 --> 01:04:19.280
because he's around all the housewives. He thinks

01:04:19.280 --> 01:04:22.960
that's the way to do it. Bro, I'm starting to

01:04:22.960 --> 01:04:26.800
lose my voice. You literally, are just giving

01:04:26.800 --> 01:04:34.400
Joe Rogan a platform. Here is Andy Cohen. Kristen,

01:04:34.539 --> 01:04:38.239
what was your reaction to the news about Spencer

01:04:38.239 --> 01:04:41.980
Pratt running for mayor of L .A.? And what did

01:04:41.980 --> 01:04:45.760
you think of Brody Jenner endorsing him? If anyone

01:04:45.760 --> 01:04:48.480
is qualified to be mayor of L .A. Absolutely.

01:04:49.199 --> 01:04:51.579
Yeah, you know, Spencer Pratt probably wouldn't

01:04:51.579 --> 01:04:54.360
be that bad of a politician. I was shocked, obviously.

01:04:55.439 --> 01:04:57.360
Crystal Cavallari is such a hot piece of ass.

01:04:57.619 --> 01:05:00.840
First, like everybody else, but if you actually

01:05:00.840 --> 01:05:03.420
listen to him, he knows his stuff. He's very

01:05:03.420 --> 01:05:06.420
well spoken. Of course, Brody is going to endorse

01:05:06.420 --> 01:05:08.119
him. That's his best friend. And I honestly could

01:05:08.119 --> 01:05:09.880
see him winning. People in California really

01:05:09.880 --> 01:05:13.820
are excited about him. By the way. Kind of seems

01:05:13.820 --> 01:05:16.599
like he's going to win. I think so. Yeah, Karen

01:05:16.599 --> 01:05:20.980
Bass is a hag. I think so. I know. You know,

01:05:21.039 --> 01:05:24.199
Karen Bass, she does not have a lot of people

01:05:24.199 --> 01:05:27.420
going for her. She ruined everything during those

01:05:27.420 --> 01:05:30.760
wildfires. She's a moron. I see him winning.

01:05:30.920 --> 01:05:33.679
He's got a lot of momentum. I think so. Oh, Andy

01:05:33.679 --> 01:05:35.980
Cohen. If I was gay, I'd suck him off. Yeah.

01:05:36.039 --> 01:05:39.139
Rogan just endorsed him. Oh, Rogan. The great

01:05:39.139 --> 01:05:44.280
mind. I know. Of the universe. i love andy cohen

01:05:44.280 --> 01:05:52.539
rogan idiot i agree i always judge people that

01:05:52.539 --> 01:05:56.639
take joe rogan seriously for medical advice you're

01:05:56.639 --> 01:06:03.099
stupid what's going on here ready whenever you

01:06:03.099 --> 01:06:05.980
are michael michael jackson's life story is about

01:06:05.980 --> 01:06:08.579
to hit the big screen but i like how they're

01:06:08.579 --> 01:06:11.360
covering up the pedophilia we all know he's a

01:06:11.360 --> 01:06:14.659
creep and he was actually found innocent so the

01:06:14.659 --> 01:06:17.300
fact that it was left onto the documentary is

01:06:17.300 --> 01:06:20.980
a joke and it's getting horrid reviews so good

01:06:20.980 --> 01:06:25.119
for it a major chapter is missing i believe music

01:06:25.980 --> 01:06:28.380
You could change the world. While the film focuses

01:06:28.380 --> 01:06:31.099
on the King of Pop's career highs, E .T.'s learned

01:06:31.099 --> 01:06:34.539
it ends in the 80s and leaves out some controversy,

01:06:34.719 --> 01:06:37.659
including the sexual abuse allegations that first

01:06:37.659 --> 01:06:41.199
surfaced in 1993 and followed him into... All

01:06:41.199 --> 01:06:42.980
right, well, you heard the best -of segment earlier

01:06:42.980 --> 01:06:44.679
where I talked about it. They're playing his

01:06:44.679 --> 01:06:46.619
music in the background, and I'm not authorized

01:06:46.619 --> 01:06:54.639
to do that. Today on TMZ... I am obsessed...

01:06:55.559 --> 01:07:00.159
with this story about at least 10 and maybe 11

01:07:00.159 --> 01:07:04.260
scientists going missing or dying. There are

01:07:04.260 --> 01:07:06.579
some reasonable explanations. First of all, the

01:07:06.579 --> 01:07:09.360
Air Force Major General, he retired almost 13

01:07:09.360 --> 01:07:12.159
years ago. It seems unlikely that he was taken

01:07:12.159 --> 01:07:14.519
to extract very dated secrets. That's exactly

01:07:14.519 --> 01:07:16.019
what you would say if you're trying to cover

01:07:16.019 --> 01:07:20.519
it up. Exactly! Drake has a new album coming

01:07:20.519 --> 01:07:24.210
out called Ice. He's a pedophile! Iceman, and

01:07:24.210 --> 01:07:26.630
he has an amazing way that he's promoting it.

01:07:26.710 --> 01:07:29.010
He put all these ice blocks, and the release

01:07:29.010 --> 01:07:32.869
date is hidden in this ice. So his fans are going

01:07:32.869 --> 01:07:36.389
crazy. My icebox, where my heart used to be.

01:07:36.650 --> 01:07:39.389
Oh, Marianne. Pickaxes. So wait a minute. Have

01:07:39.389 --> 01:07:42.110
we Etch -a -Sketched Kendrick versus Drake? It's

01:07:42.110 --> 01:07:44.329
like it never happened. We'll find out. It'd

01:07:44.329 --> 01:07:45.849
be great if they mailed that thing down. Inside

01:07:45.849 --> 01:07:51.019
it's Kendrick. Sydney Sweeney reportedly got

01:07:51.019 --> 01:07:54.300
sliced from the Devil Wears Prada 2. Why wouldn't

01:07:54.300 --> 01:07:56.579
they use her? That movie's going to be just fine

01:07:56.579 --> 01:07:58.800
without her. I'm so excited. It's going to be

01:07:58.800 --> 01:08:02.199
so good. It's massive, huh? Massive. God, I would

01:08:02.199 --> 01:08:06.400
love to watch Texas Sydney Sweeney. She looks

01:08:06.400 --> 01:08:10.460
like she'd bring Narrakis. Mm -hmm. Is this?

01:08:10.780 --> 01:08:13.860
I must be missing. I understand why you don't

01:08:13.860 --> 01:08:15.460
understand that watching a movie about an evil

01:08:15.460 --> 01:08:21.460
boss would be a good time. Yeah, that ain't a

01:08:21.460 --> 01:08:27.319
joke. TMZ DC got Congressman Morgan McGarvey,

01:08:27.380 --> 01:08:29.939
and we had a really good idea for him. The congressional

01:08:29.939 --> 01:08:32.579
baseball game is where Democrats and Republicans

01:08:32.579 --> 01:08:34.340
play each other in the baseball field. I feel

01:08:34.340 --> 01:08:36.479
like if you're the MVP, you should be able to

01:08:36.479 --> 01:08:39.119
bring whatever bill you want. Imagine how it

01:08:39.119 --> 01:08:44.220
would change candidate recruitment. All right,

01:08:44.319 --> 01:08:49.279
there they are, TMZ. They're wild. David, D4VD,

01:08:49.479 --> 01:08:52.500
moved to same LA jail as Nick Rainer. Maybe they

01:08:52.500 --> 01:08:55.729
can be lovers. Mr. Beast, former staffer, sues

01:08:55.729 --> 01:08:58.090
for wrongful termination. The company declines

01:08:58.090 --> 01:09:01.789
the rules or says that that was false. Can you

01:09:01.789 --> 01:09:04.069
imagine if Mr. Beast was like, yeah, I got rid

01:09:04.069 --> 01:09:07.810
of her. She's the worst. Paul Pierce knocked

01:09:07.810 --> 01:09:11.329
up a side chick and has a two -month -old baby

01:09:11.329 --> 01:09:14.670
and wants joint custody. Good for him. Taylor

01:09:14.670 --> 01:09:17.149
Frankie Paul never booked Dancing with the Stars.

01:09:17.390 --> 01:09:20.189
Oh, good for her. And Hulk Hogan took a lot of

01:09:20.189 --> 01:09:23.439
fentanyl to manage his pain. That is the most

01:09:23.439 --> 01:09:29.920
Tampa Bay thing I've ever heard. Is that. What's

01:09:29.920 --> 01:09:33.819
going on with this moron? I like to cook for

01:09:33.819 --> 01:09:36.460
the family. Dave Grohl opens up about his home

01:09:36.460 --> 01:09:39.100
life with his wife and kids. Oh, the wife he

01:09:39.100 --> 01:09:43.699
cheated on. He reminds me of morning radio hosts

01:09:43.699 --> 01:09:46.399
that cheat on their wife, but they try to control

01:09:46.399 --> 01:09:49.039
the narrative. Like, oh, it was an accident when

01:09:49.039 --> 01:09:51.560
I completely had sex with a woman and completed

01:09:51.560 --> 01:09:55.060
the task. Two years after fathering a child outside

01:09:55.060 --> 01:09:58.899
his marriage. And I'm sure he's totally not a

01:09:58.899 --> 01:10:02.390
deadbeat dad to her. The Foo Fighters frontman

01:10:02.390 --> 01:10:04.590
reveals how he reconnects with his loved ones,

01:10:04.750 --> 01:10:07.329
including wife Jordan and their three kids. Oh,

01:10:07.329 --> 01:10:11.170
yeah. I'll be honest. I posted a rant about Dave

01:10:11.170 --> 01:10:13.949
Grohl and some woman that claimed she had sex

01:10:13.949 --> 01:10:15.430
with him. Now, I'm not going to say she did,

01:10:15.649 --> 01:10:19.229
but she knew a lot about Jordan. And supposedly

01:10:19.229 --> 01:10:23.189
Jordan, allegedly in another world, was originally

01:10:23.189 --> 01:10:28.600
a side chick. So he loves his side chicks. It's

01:10:28.600 --> 01:10:31.100
20 -year -old Violet May, 17 -year -old Harper

01:10:31.100 --> 01:10:33.640
Willow, and 11 -year -old Ophelia Saint after

01:10:33.640 --> 01:10:36.600
being out on the road. Dave tells the Dish podcast

01:10:36.600 --> 01:10:39.880
during its April 22nd episode. Well, the first

01:10:39.880 --> 01:10:42.399
thing I do when I come home from being on tour

01:10:42.399 --> 01:10:46.270
is bang another woman and knock them up. I like

01:10:46.270 --> 01:10:49.609
to cook for the family. Now he's being so likable.

01:10:49.710 --> 01:10:52.329
And these kiss -ass interviewers that are happy

01:10:52.329 --> 01:10:54.710
to have him. Let the celebrities say what they

01:10:54.710 --> 01:10:57.329
want to say. If I was there, I'd be like, when

01:10:57.329 --> 01:10:59.609
you come home from a tour, do you bang your sidekick?

01:11:00.109 --> 01:11:02.869
So, I love to get straight into the kitchen.

01:11:03.050 --> 01:11:04.949
Oh, yeah. Whether it's making a roast. And you

01:11:04.949 --> 01:11:07.310
like getting in other women, dude. And having

01:11:07.310 --> 01:11:10.270
kids. Just over the weekend. Or it's a pasta.

01:11:11.659 --> 01:11:14.460
You see how he's trying to be the family man

01:11:14.460 --> 01:11:17.579
now? He used to almost never talk about his family,

01:11:17.659 --> 01:11:23.060
but now he's a family man. I'm home, and I bring

01:11:23.060 --> 01:11:25.880
the comfort to the kids. And you comfort your

01:11:25.880 --> 01:11:28.520
side chicks you cheat on your wife with, and

01:11:28.520 --> 01:11:31.039
you're not even responsible enough to get a vasectomy.

01:11:31.260 --> 01:11:33.399
However, Grohl's family life hasn't been without

01:11:33.399 --> 01:11:36.020
its ups and downs. A little bit more of downs

01:11:36.020 --> 01:11:37.699
when you're going down to help him get ready.

01:11:38.109 --> 01:11:41.010
with him sharing in September 2024 that he welcomed

01:11:41.010 --> 01:11:43.449
a fourth daughter outside of his marriage. Can

01:11:43.449 --> 01:11:45.489
you imagine being a daughter and you're the product

01:11:45.489 --> 01:11:48.819
of a side chick? He wrote on Instagram at the

01:11:48.819 --> 01:11:51.560
time, I plan to be a loving and supportive parent

01:11:51.560 --> 01:11:53.819
to her. Oh, you're going to be so great. You're

01:11:53.819 --> 01:11:56.020
going to teach her morals. I love my wife and

01:11:56.020 --> 01:11:58.720
children, and I'm doing everything I can to regain

01:11:58.720 --> 01:12:01.619
their trust and earn their forgiveness. He reminds

01:12:01.619 --> 01:12:04.760
me of Tampa Morning Radio. He's in a rock band,

01:12:05.159 --> 01:12:07.000
thinks he's better than people, and cheats on

01:12:07.000 --> 01:12:09.619
his wife. Oh, wait. Did I say that out loud?

01:12:09.859 --> 01:12:13.840
Tampa Morning Radio is so loyal. They never do

01:12:13.840 --> 01:12:18.680
that. They're great people. Mm -hmm. Now to FBI

01:12:18.680 --> 01:12:22.100
Director Kash Patel. Drunk and loser. Speaking

01:12:22.100 --> 01:12:25.399
about his $250 million defamation suit against

01:12:25.399 --> 01:12:28.279
the Atlantic Magazine. If you're having to seal

01:12:28.279 --> 01:12:31.319
a magazine about you being a drunk, even though

01:12:31.319 --> 01:12:33.539
we saw you chugging beer with the hockey team,

01:12:33.680 --> 01:12:37.380
takes on taxpayers' money like a loser. We know

01:12:37.380 --> 01:12:40.520
you're a drunk. Denying charges. Of course he's

01:12:40.520 --> 01:12:42.060
going to deny it. What's he going to say? I'm

01:12:42.060 --> 01:12:45.039
a drunken idiot. For behavior, behavior in an

01:12:45.039 --> 01:12:47.619
article it published about him. Chief. He just

01:12:47.619 --> 01:12:50.560
looks like a drunk. You look at him. Investigative

01:12:50.560 --> 01:12:52.579
correspondent Aaron Katurski has that story for

01:12:52.579 --> 01:12:56.039
us. Oh, I love when Aaron reports. Good morning,

01:12:56.060 --> 01:12:57.619
Aaron. Good morning, Robin. The FBI director

01:12:57.619 --> 01:13:00.359
defended his job performance and denounced claims

01:13:00.359 --> 01:13:02.859
about his drinking, saying. Well, let's be honest.

01:13:03.000 --> 01:13:06.319
He has been awful. He's never been drunk at work.

01:13:06.840 --> 01:13:10.539
Shut up. You weren't technically at work with

01:13:10.539 --> 01:13:14.380
the Olympic team, you scumbag. This morning,

01:13:14.420 --> 01:13:17.649
FBI Director Kash Patel is taking... Loser. Making

01:13:17.649 --> 01:13:19.949
aim at the Atlantic, which public douchebag,

01:13:20.210 --> 01:13:23.090
which claims of unexplained absences, impulsive

01:13:23.090 --> 01:13:25.949
decision -making and excessive drinking. I've

01:13:25.949 --> 01:13:28.310
never been intoxicated on the job. And that of

01:13:28.310 --> 01:13:30.170
course you have, and you probably bang women.

01:13:30.289 --> 01:13:33.029
This is why we filed a $250 million defamation

01:13:33.029 --> 01:13:35.750
lawsuit. And why are your eyes always bulging

01:13:35.750 --> 01:13:39.689
out of your head? Cause you're drunk. You scumbag.

01:13:40.590 --> 01:13:43.329
Anyone of you that wants to participate, a $250

01:13:43.329 --> 01:13:46.310
million defamation lawsuit, and anyone of you

01:13:46.310 --> 01:13:48.569
that wants to participate, bring it on. I'll

01:13:48.569 --> 01:13:51.029
see you in court. I'll see you in court. So you're

01:13:51.029 --> 01:13:52.890
going to have to go through a deposition, or

01:13:52.890 --> 01:13:54.829
you're going to have to go under oath in court.

01:13:55.029 --> 01:13:57.729
Patel is now suing for defamation and lashing

01:13:57.729 --> 01:14:00.470
out at reporters. I can say, drunken douchebag.

01:14:02.170 --> 01:14:04.489
Unequivocally, that I never listen to the fake

01:14:04.489 --> 01:14:07.710
news mafia. Oh, the mafia. You're the mafia.

01:14:08.250 --> 01:14:11.510
You work for the mafia, you douchebag. And as

01:14:11.510 --> 01:14:13.510
when they get louder, it just means I'm doing

01:14:13.510 --> 01:14:16.329
my job. Oh, yeah, you're totally killing it.

01:14:20.289 --> 01:14:22.630
Anacortical said members of his security detail

01:14:22.630 --> 01:14:25.630
had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly

01:14:25.630 --> 01:14:29.090
intoxicated. He just looks like that dude that

01:14:29.090 --> 01:14:32.329
was a loser on the playground. Everyone beat

01:14:32.329 --> 01:14:35.550
up and he got a power trip. Also said a request

01:14:35.550 --> 01:14:38.390
for breaching equipment normally used by SWAT

01:14:38.390 --> 01:14:40.710
and hostage rescue teams to quickly gain entry

01:14:40.710 --> 01:14:43.689
into buildings was made last year because Patel

01:14:43.689 --> 01:14:48.729
had been unreachable behind locked doors. Patel's

01:14:48.729 --> 01:14:51.350
boss, Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche. Another

01:14:51.350 --> 01:14:54.189
kiss -ass loser. Said he had not read the article

01:14:54.189 --> 01:14:57.189
but disputed its contents. Oh, so how are you

01:14:57.189 --> 01:14:59.770
going to dispute it if you haven't read it? You're

01:14:59.770 --> 01:15:04.960
all a bunch of liars. Shut up. You mega kiss

01:15:04.960 --> 01:15:22.800
asses. It's time for Kardashian News. Hoppy speaks

01:15:22.800 --> 01:15:25.260
what's on his mind, yeah. Nepotism's thrown,

01:15:25.359 --> 01:15:28.000
they sittin' in the plush. Built an empire off

01:15:28.000 --> 01:15:30.659
nothin' but the hush. Reality's a script, ain't

01:15:30.659 --> 01:15:32.920
no realness in the cut. Talents on vacation,

01:15:33.119 --> 01:15:35.399
they just takin' what's corrupt. Hoppy's on the

01:15:35.399 --> 01:15:37.960
mic, call it verbal demolition. Exposin' fake

01:15:37.960 --> 01:15:41.060
lives, media's worse addiction. Idiocracy crowned,

01:15:41.060 --> 01:15:43.619
it's the brain on snooze. Clickbait queens, welcome

01:15:43.619 --> 01:15:47.659
to Kardashian News. Where the truth gets aired.

01:15:47.760 --> 01:15:49.520
Hoppy breakin' down the hype, y 'all beware.

01:15:49.720 --> 01:15:52.529
Fake smells, fake lies. lives fake drama they

01:15:52.529 --> 01:15:55.470
choose no talent required it's kardashian news

01:15:55.470 --> 01:15:59.270
where the truth gets aired hoppy breaking down

01:15:59.270 --> 01:16:01.569
the hype y 'all beware fake smells fake lives

01:16:01.569 --> 01:16:04.670
fake lives fake drama they choose no talent required

01:16:04.670 --> 01:16:07.970
it's kardashian news diamond studded lies selling

01:16:07.970 --> 01:16:10.810
dreams to the broke gold -plated nothing society

01:16:10.810 --> 01:16:13.710
inside joke hoppy ain't scared man he roasting

01:16:13.710 --> 01:16:16.449
them raw nepo babies flexing like they rewrote

01:16:16.449 --> 01:16:19.670
the law surgical Precision, every word's a slice

01:16:19.670 --> 01:16:23.029
Hypocrisy exposed under studio lights Instagram

01:16:23.029 --> 01:16:26.010
filters, they mask the truth Hoppy's here to

01:16:26.010 --> 01:16:28.390
school them, welcome to the booth Yeah, Hoppy's

01:16:28.390 --> 01:16:31.649
got no leash, no chain Speaking what he feels,

01:16:31.770 --> 01:16:34.909
never playing the game No Kardashian can spin

01:16:34.909 --> 01:16:40.270
his name on this night Untamed, where the truth

01:16:40.270 --> 01:16:42.470
gets aired Hoppy breaking down the hype, y 'all

01:16:42.470 --> 01:16:45.649
beware Fake love, fake love Fake lies, fake drama,

01:16:45.710 --> 01:16:48.189
they choose. No talent required. It's Kardashian

01:16:48.189 --> 01:17:03.189
News. Kardashian News. Yo, what's going on with

01:17:03.189 --> 01:17:09.210
the Kardashians? Oh, yeah. Khloe. Or not Khloe.

01:17:09.289 --> 01:17:10.789
I get them all mixed up. They're all the same.

01:17:11.390 --> 01:17:14.779
They're all a walking case of HPV. No. Kylie

01:17:14.779 --> 01:17:19.380
is getting sued. Is being sued by a former housekeeper

01:17:19.380 --> 01:17:22.119
who alleges the beauty moguls team harassed and

01:17:22.119 --> 01:17:25.239
discriminated against her. Of course they did.

01:17:26.000 --> 01:17:28.579
Race and religion. In documents obtained by E!

01:17:28.619 --> 01:17:31.260
News, Kylie's former housekeeper Angelica Vasquez

01:17:31.260 --> 01:17:34.479
filing a lawsuit April 17th in Los Angeles. What

01:17:34.479 --> 01:17:37.510
a name. Rear Court against the Kylie Cosmetics

01:17:37.510 --> 01:17:40.270
founder, as well as two limited liability companies

01:17:40.270 --> 01:17:42.970
and 25 individuals who have yet to be identified,

01:17:43.329 --> 01:17:45.689
alleging she was subjected to severe and pervasive

01:17:45.689 --> 01:17:48.010
harassment while working for Kylie in her Hidden

01:17:48.010 --> 01:17:53.760
Hills residence from September. September 2024

01:17:53.760 --> 01:17:57.399
to August 2025. Angelica alleges in the court

01:17:57.399 --> 01:18:00.039
docs that as a Salvadoran woman and practicing

01:18:00.039 --> 01:18:02.260
Catholic, she was routinely assigned the most

01:18:02.260 --> 01:18:05.279
difficult and undesirable tasks. Excluded from

01:18:05.279 --> 01:18:07.539
the housekeeping team, publicly belittled and

01:18:07.539 --> 01:18:10.180
humiliated in front of coworkers due to her race,

01:18:10.319 --> 01:18:12.760
national origin, and religion. The Kardashians

01:18:12.760 --> 01:18:16.779
being racist? No way! And subjected to intimidation

01:18:16.779 --> 01:18:20.500
and demeaning treatment. They're scumbags! A

01:18:20.500 --> 01:18:23.779
family based off of a sex tape? No way! Says

01:18:23.779 --> 01:18:26.640
this alleged treatment created a toxic and abusive

01:18:26.640 --> 01:18:30.680
work environment. And that no remedial action

01:18:30.680 --> 01:18:33.539
was taken by any supervisors who witnessed this.

01:18:33.640 --> 01:18:36.079
There's no supervisors, it's Kylie. When she

01:18:36.079 --> 01:18:38.460
did raise concerns, the docs say her complaints

01:18:38.460 --> 01:18:41.079
were dismissed, mocked, or ignored, with Angelica

01:18:41.079 --> 01:18:44.100
allegedly experiencing increased workload, reduction

01:18:44.100 --> 01:18:51.760
of scheduled hours, false accusations, and disciplinary

01:18:51.760 --> 01:18:54.880
warnings. All right, so they're not good people.

01:18:55.020 --> 01:18:59.819
Who would have thought? What a freaking surprise.

01:19:00.340 --> 01:19:03.260
The Kardashians not being good people? No way.

01:19:04.010 --> 01:19:07.529
I'm so thrown back. I thought they were angels.

01:19:09.850 --> 01:19:12.369
What's going on with Kylie Jenner, that hot piece

01:19:12.369 --> 01:19:15.390
of ass? I mean, Kendall, they're all hot, but.

01:19:16.520 --> 01:19:19.680
Could there be a new romance brewing? Fans are

01:19:19.680 --> 01:19:21.659
convinced that they're seeing sparks between

01:19:21.659 --> 01:19:24.479
Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi. Most recently,

01:19:24.479 --> 01:19:26.800
there were rumblings on social media from Coachella

01:19:26.800 --> 01:19:29.079
goers who say they saw the pair getting especially

01:19:29.079 --> 01:19:32.420
cozy during the music festival. Gossip blog Dumois

01:19:32.420 --> 01:19:35.159
even claimed multiple sources reported the pair

01:19:35.159 --> 01:19:37.760
locking lips at Justin Bieber's after party.

01:19:38.079 --> 01:19:40.680
I don't know what this Deux Moi blog is. I mean,

01:19:40.680 --> 01:19:43.659
it's D -E -U -X Moi, M -O -I. I know what it

01:19:43.659 --> 01:19:46.500
is. But dang it, the inside scoop. I think it's

01:19:46.500 --> 01:19:50.960
some nepo, baby. I would not be surprised if

01:19:50.960 --> 01:19:56.800
it was Joseph Carbo of 93 .3 FLZ, who's gotten

01:19:56.800 --> 01:20:00.210
everything from his daddy. Meantime, there have

01:20:00.210 --> 01:20:02.109
also been reports suggesting that the relationship

01:20:02.109 --> 01:20:04.350
between the model and the Euphoria star had turned

01:20:04.350 --> 01:20:07.170
romantic months ago. Plus, the Daily Mail has

01:20:07.170 --> 01:20:09.250
pictures of the pair chatting together at the

01:20:09.250 --> 01:20:11.789
Vanity Fair Oscars. Okay, so they've been inside

01:20:11.789 --> 01:20:14.909
each other both, you know, in the conventional

01:20:14.909 --> 01:20:19.729
way and the unconventional way. Any other Kardashian

01:20:19.729 --> 01:20:24.819
news? Then there's this. Kim Kardashian and Lewis

01:20:24.819 --> 01:20:28.020
Hamilton's relationship is running at max speed.

01:20:28.220 --> 01:20:31.819
Oh, yeah. Get what they did there. He's a racer

01:20:31.819 --> 01:20:34.960
at max speed. Oh, yeah. The new couple hitting

01:20:34.960 --> 01:20:37.500
the beach in Malibu, California, April 20th,

01:20:37.500 --> 01:20:40.560
packing on the PDA, making out as they swam in

01:20:40.560 --> 01:20:46.399
the Pacific Ocean. They were wet all day. I wonder

01:20:46.399 --> 01:20:51.640
if they'll have kids. It's time. for side chick

01:20:51.640 --> 01:20:54.979
news i send my transcript every day of this show

01:20:54.979 --> 01:20:58.260
to chad gvt and they love transcript news or

01:20:58.260 --> 01:21:01.140
uh not transcript news you know i'm drunk side

01:21:01.140 --> 01:21:19.119
chick news side chick news We talking Massey

01:21:19.119 --> 01:21:53.979
today. But you tend to watch, he buys, it's that

01:21:53.979 --> 01:21:57.319
side chick news Side chick news Ryan Hoppy gon'

01:21:57.579 --> 01:22:00.680
choose Every fraud, every fling, every late night

01:22:00.680 --> 01:22:04.140
move We exposed, we amused Yeah, we say it like

01:22:04.140 --> 01:22:07.159
it is on an afternoon cruise Side chick news

01:22:07.159 --> 01:22:09.899
Whole world tuned to the truth You can't hide

01:22:09.899 --> 01:22:12.420
from your man, can't hide from this boo Side

01:22:12.420 --> 01:22:17.720
chick news Phone light flashing, who you trying

01:22:17.720 --> 01:22:19.939
to text? Got a ring on your hand, still shaking

01:22:28.720 --> 01:23:56.229
Missed one post, off life, next post There you

01:23:56.229 --> 01:23:59.390
go. Here is Mike Vrabel discussing Diana Taurasi.

01:24:01.850 --> 01:24:04.050
Oh, I should probably have the website unmuted.

01:24:04.050 --> 01:24:06.350
I do that every day. You could do a bingo card.

01:24:06.590 --> 01:24:08.869
One line would be, is Ryan Hoppy going to say,

01:24:08.949 --> 01:24:12.170
mm -hmm? One could be, does Ryan Hoppy throw

01:24:12.170 --> 01:24:14.869
a shot at his extra Mike Kelta? And one could

01:24:14.869 --> 01:24:17.770
be free space. One says, does he talk about the

01:24:17.770 --> 01:24:23.029
past? And one says, does he have TMZ muted? Let

01:24:23.029 --> 01:24:25.949
me first begin by saying thank you. Thank you

01:24:25.949 --> 01:24:29.989
for your patience. Oh, we're so patient. Mike,

01:24:30.029 --> 01:24:32.130
we don't give a crap. You cheated on your wife.

01:24:32.590 --> 01:24:35.810
That you've shown in a personal and private matter.

01:24:36.109 --> 01:24:38.770
Oh, yeah, it wasn't very private. We caught you

01:24:38.770 --> 01:24:40.829
cheating on your wife with a promiscuous reporter,

01:24:41.069 --> 01:24:44.890
bro. We ain't stupid. You weren't playing card

01:24:44.890 --> 01:24:48.409
games. For me and obviously everybody involved,

01:24:48.729 --> 01:24:51.189
I know that... Yeah, your wife that you cheated

01:24:51.189 --> 01:24:55.170
on. That's not easy for you. And I respect that,

01:24:55.270 --> 01:24:57.109
and I appreciate your efforts in doing that.

01:24:57.310 --> 01:25:00.810
What efforts? You put in no effort. You have

01:25:00.810 --> 01:25:04.529
a failed marriage. I think so. I understand I

01:25:04.529 --> 01:25:07.029
could have addressed you guys sooner. Yeah, but

01:25:07.029 --> 01:25:09.970
you're a coward. You claim to be a man to the

01:25:09.970 --> 01:25:13.449
people. You claim to be relatable to Patriots

01:25:13.449 --> 01:25:17.329
fandom. But you're a loser. In the Super Bowl

01:25:17.329 --> 01:25:20.770
and in life. But it was important to me. To have

01:25:20.770 --> 01:25:22.729
a conversation with the players, which I did

01:25:22.729 --> 01:25:25.149
yesterday. Oh, yeah. You guys know how you cheat

01:25:25.149 --> 01:25:29.770
on your wife? I did, too. Very candidly, as we

01:25:29.770 --> 01:25:34.850
began our offseason program. Oh, yeah. Next year,

01:25:34.890 --> 01:25:36.869
the Chiefs are going to have Eric Biennemi back.

01:25:37.029 --> 01:25:39.489
You ain't going anywhere. Which everyone is excited

01:25:39.489 --> 01:25:43.229
to be a part of. You're a one -year wonder, and

01:25:43.229 --> 01:25:46.069
you should have won. Stacey had mentioned the

01:25:46.069 --> 01:25:50.220
players' availability. And it was never my intention

01:25:50.220 --> 01:25:53.079
to have them speak to you or address you before

01:25:53.079 --> 01:25:55.760
I did. Oh, yeah. You should have said it's a

01:25:55.760 --> 01:25:59.539
week ago. But you hid and had your GM talk for

01:25:59.539 --> 01:26:02.619
you. Because not only are you a coward as a father

01:26:02.619 --> 01:26:05.439
and as a man and as a husband, you're a coward

01:26:05.439 --> 01:26:09.000
as a coach. And so I asked him to come today

01:26:09.000 --> 01:26:14.720
and to talk with you. Yeah. You don't know what

01:26:14.720 --> 01:26:17.180
to say because you're lying. And the whole Patriots

01:26:17.180 --> 01:26:19.800
media kisses your ass. I also don't want to take

01:26:19.800 --> 01:26:23.920
away from our, you know, the draft, the weekend

01:26:23.920 --> 01:26:27.180
of the draft. Oh, the important things. You know,

01:26:27.220 --> 01:26:29.720
this is an important time for us. Oh, is it?

01:26:29.920 --> 01:26:32.479
And our organization and the excitement and the

01:26:32.479 --> 01:26:34.279
joy that those players are going to have that.

01:26:34.859 --> 01:26:37.739
That we bring onto our football team. You are

01:26:37.739 --> 01:26:40.920
so boring. No wonder you lost to the Seahawks.

01:26:41.140 --> 01:26:44.180
They're starting an amazing journey. Shut up.

01:26:44.779 --> 01:26:48.119
One that should be celebrated. You applaud Diana

01:26:48.119 --> 01:26:51.840
Rossini and we know it. As we welcome them onto

01:26:51.840 --> 01:26:56.920
our team. You're no worse, dude. You're hiding.

01:26:58.239 --> 01:27:01.729
You think you're above us. You think you're better

01:27:01.729 --> 01:27:04.350
than us, but you're another mortal human being

01:27:04.350 --> 01:27:07.789
with a failed marriage. And you think you're

01:27:07.789 --> 01:27:13.390
so wise. Oh, the wise of Mike Vrabel. Shut up.

01:27:14.710 --> 01:27:19.310
With that being said. Yeah. You know, you got

01:27:19.310 --> 01:27:21.550
nothing to say. You're lying. Whenever someone

01:27:21.550 --> 01:27:23.970
has to take 20 seconds to talk, they're lying.

01:27:24.550 --> 01:27:27.050
I've had some difficult conversations with. Oh,

01:27:27.050 --> 01:27:29.329
honey, I was cheering on you. The people that

01:27:29.329 --> 01:27:31.149
I care about with my family. You don't care about

01:27:31.149 --> 01:27:32.890
them. If you cared about them, you wouldn't applaud

01:27:32.890 --> 01:27:36.250
Diana Rossini. Family, the organization, the

01:27:36.250 --> 01:27:40.329
coaches, the players. Those have been positive

01:27:40.329 --> 01:27:44.109
and productive. Shut up. We believe in order

01:27:44.109 --> 01:27:46.189
to be successful on and off the field, you have

01:27:46.189 --> 01:27:49.510
to make good decisions. Yeah, you loved when

01:27:49.510 --> 01:27:51.130
you were having sex with her, but you just got

01:27:51.130 --> 01:27:54.510
caught. That includes me. Shut up. Starts with

01:27:54.510 --> 01:27:59.140
me. Whoever won our actions to negatively affect

01:27:59.140 --> 01:28:02.479
the team. It didn't affect the team. It infected

01:28:02.479 --> 01:28:12.640
your marriage, dude. Whatever. All right. Oh,

01:28:12.739 --> 01:28:23.949
yeah. We got 135 days until the NFL begins. And

01:28:23.949 --> 01:28:29.890
Jimmy Garoppolo just retired. He's had sex with

01:28:29.890 --> 01:28:32.590
so many beautiful women. That's good for him.

01:28:34.569 --> 01:28:39.670
Mike Tomlin replaced Tony Dungy at NBC Sports.

01:28:40.949 --> 01:28:44.710
And we got this headline here from Jordan Hudson.

01:28:47.029 --> 01:28:51.449
She is supposedly taking over Bill Belichick's

01:28:51.449 --> 01:28:54.520
trademarks. which his family was supposed to

01:28:54.520 --> 01:28:58.520
have. We all know that Jordan Hudson is a dirty,

01:28:58.560 --> 01:29:02.180
rotten hag who thinks she's above people, who

01:29:02.180 --> 01:29:04.760
thinks she's better than people, but she's probably

01:29:04.760 --> 01:29:10.600
not even that good at sex. She's annoying. Let's

01:29:10.600 --> 01:29:28.399
let this music play out. Mm -hmm. Yeah. Happy

01:29:28.399 --> 01:29:32.899
Hot Topic. Let me click on this right here. See

01:29:32.899 --> 01:29:36.800
what's going on. I'm always like three days late

01:29:36.800 --> 01:29:41.159
on like figuring out what just happened. Travis

01:29:41.159 --> 01:29:44.359
Kelsey doesn't always pick up on clues. In fact,

01:29:44.359 --> 01:29:46.800
when his brother Jason. Yeah, because he's a

01:29:46.800 --> 01:29:49.939
dumb jock. Wife Kylie Kelsey announced they were

01:29:49.939 --> 01:29:52.079
expecting their first baby together with a special

01:29:52.079 --> 01:29:55.180
gift. The gesture went right over Travis's head.

01:29:55.500 --> 01:29:58.460
Like the boss did this year. He explained it

01:29:58.460 --> 01:30:00.779
in an April 22nd episode of his and Jason's New

01:30:00.779 --> 01:30:03.720
Heights podcast. I'm over here opening a humidor

01:30:03.720 --> 01:30:05.659
and there's like two boots and I'm like, why

01:30:05.659 --> 01:30:11.260
the f*** are there like baby socks? Oh, the fake

01:30:11.260 --> 01:30:13.819
laughter. And then I look up at Kylie, I'm like,

01:30:13.859 --> 01:30:15.859
thanks for the humidor, but what the f***? It

01:30:15.859 --> 01:30:18.880
seems the NFL star's baby radar hasn't gotten

01:30:18.880 --> 01:30:22.279
any better over the years. Oh, yeah. Can you

01:30:22.279 --> 01:30:25.439
imagine if him and Taylor have kids? Oh, my God.

01:30:25.920 --> 01:30:29.619
No good. After all, when the podcast's social

01:30:29.619 --> 01:30:32.140
media director, Jake Chatzky, revealed that he

01:30:32.140 --> 01:30:34.279
was expecting with his wife during the episode,

01:30:34.460 --> 01:30:37.500
Travis didn't connect the dots at first. Dude,

01:30:37.560 --> 01:30:39.819
are you kidding me? I'm always like three days

01:30:39.819 --> 01:30:42.640
late. Because you have CT and you're a moron.

01:30:42.760 --> 01:30:44.640
I'm like figuring out what the fuck just happened.

01:30:46.510 --> 01:30:49.350
But the Kansas City Chiefs tight end always scores

01:30:49.350 --> 01:30:51.510
a touchdown when it comes to his uncle. What

01:30:51.510 --> 01:30:54.729
a kiss -ass reporter. He's stupid. He's in a

01:30:54.729 --> 01:30:57.630
fake relationship. I still don't believe him

01:30:57.630 --> 01:31:01.449
and Taylor. Mm -hmm. In fact, Kylie shares kids

01:31:01.449 --> 01:31:03.850
Wyatt, Elliot, Bennett, and Finley with Jason,

01:31:03.989 --> 01:31:06.050
revealed the couple's little girls can't get

01:31:06.050 --> 01:31:10.770
enough of Uncle Trav. Whatever, Uncle Trav. Sounds

01:31:10.770 --> 01:31:15.069
like an STD. This guy was a walking STD. No!

01:31:16.300 --> 01:31:20.439
Hot topic. We'll live forever, man. I was taking

01:31:20.439 --> 01:31:23.260
80 milligram fentanyls, two in the morning, stuffing

01:31:23.260 --> 01:31:26.640
them under my gums here. The scary thing about

01:31:26.640 --> 01:31:29.439
fentanyl, it is 100 times stronger than morphine

01:31:29.439 --> 01:31:32.640
and it is 50 times stronger than heroin. I had

01:31:32.640 --> 01:31:36.300
two 300 milligram patches of fentanyl on my legs

01:31:36.300 --> 01:31:40.699
and they gave me six 1 ,500 milligram fentanyl

01:31:40.699 --> 01:31:43.439
lollipops to eat. I went to the pharmacy. He

01:31:43.439 --> 01:31:46.380
goes, you should be dead. We have never seen

01:31:46.380 --> 01:31:48.859
a human being take this much fentanyl. It is

01:31:48.859 --> 01:31:51.699
weird that he's dead. No. I find it hard to believe

01:31:51.699 --> 01:31:54.000
that even though those were prescribed, that

01:31:54.000 --> 01:31:57.220
the use and how often he was using it was the

01:31:57.220 --> 01:32:02.119
way it was prescribed. It probably wasn't. He's

01:32:02.119 --> 01:32:05.289
a moron and he's dead. No bombshell during his

01:32:05.289 --> 01:32:08.489
final interview last year for the Netflix docuseries

01:32:08.489 --> 01:32:11.970
Hulk Hogan, Real American. Another low point,

01:32:12.050 --> 01:32:15.210
a suicide attempt after a drug and alcohol binge.

01:32:15.550 --> 01:32:17.770
I just went down this rabbit hole for a couple

01:32:17.770 --> 01:32:20.329
of days. I know someone that knows the dude that

01:32:20.329 --> 01:32:22.710
was banging Linda Hogan after their divorce.

01:32:23.149 --> 01:32:28.250
He got to be Eskimo brothers with her. Next thing

01:32:28.250 --> 01:32:30.050
I know, I'm sitting in front of my bathroom with

01:32:30.050 --> 01:32:36.199
a gun in my mouth. Oh, it sucks. ...official

01:32:36.199 --> 01:32:38.260
cause of death in July. What's up? Bubba the

01:32:38.260 --> 01:32:40.779
Love Sponge there? ...of last year was ruled

01:32:40.779 --> 01:32:43.800
to be a heart attack. Hulk Hogan didn't die of

01:32:43.800 --> 01:32:46.100
a fentanyl overdose, but fentanyl being prescribed

01:32:46.100 --> 01:32:50.420
in this massive amount in the long term with

01:32:50.420 --> 01:32:52.939
his life, it affected him and affected his heart.

01:32:53.220 --> 01:33:06.000
What? Poor guy. Oh, yeah. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy.

01:33:06.220 --> 01:33:11.020
It's 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet

01:33:11.020 --> 01:33:14.159
at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email

01:33:14.159 --> 01:33:17.979
me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. This show is

01:33:17.979 --> 01:33:20.420
for the hard -working average Joe and Jane that

01:33:20.420 --> 01:33:25.000
grind in life. I don't care where you live. As

01:33:25.000 --> 01:33:27.819
long as you're listening. That's all that matters.

01:33:29.579 --> 01:33:48.109
Let's try out this right here. Oh, yeah. Whatever.

01:33:49.810 --> 01:33:53.670
I am so drunk right now. If you're listening

01:33:53.670 --> 01:33:57.850
to me, listen to me a little longer. I know I've

01:33:57.850 --> 01:34:02.479
been loud and obnoxious. But I'm just trying

01:34:02.479 --> 01:34:04.640
to entertain you guys. It's all I care about.

01:34:06.199 --> 01:34:09.979
So, if you got anything that makes you intoxicated,

01:34:10.140 --> 01:34:14.619
marijuana, alcohol, or other things we won't

01:34:14.619 --> 01:34:19.920
talk about, let's do this together. You ready?

01:34:20.899 --> 01:34:27.699
You ready? Because I am right here. My mouth's

01:34:27.699 --> 01:34:31.020
getting into this yingling flight. Let me open

01:34:31.020 --> 01:34:34.840
it. One second. I'm a little drunk. I never drink

01:34:34.840 --> 01:34:36.640
before my show, but I'm in my childhood home

01:34:36.640 --> 01:34:39.579
where my grandpa and my dad died. So it's a little

01:34:39.579 --> 01:34:43.979
traumatizing. Oh, yeah. Open up that beer. Let

01:34:43.979 --> 01:35:02.279
me chug it. I'm going to chug it. Why did I get

01:35:02.279 --> 01:35:04.359
fired from Robert's Morning Glory 11 years ago?

01:35:04.680 --> 01:35:10.840
For the same thing I'm doing now. Yeah. Whatever.

01:35:12.000 --> 01:35:17.819
What up, Shane French? This is one of those shows

01:35:17.819 --> 01:35:22.260
that if you're listening this long, we're in

01:35:22.260 --> 01:35:28.300
an exclusive club. We're hanging out. We're doing

01:35:28.300 --> 01:35:35.020
our thing. And we're having a good time. I miss

01:35:35.020 --> 01:35:38.939
my Luna. My mom has this cat named Bob. He's

01:35:38.939 --> 01:35:43.479
a good guy. He hangs out. What do you hate, Luna?

01:35:45.659 --> 01:36:12.289
Luna's my girl. She's so cute. Whatever. RyanHoppyRadio

01:36:12.289 --> 01:36:14.909
.com Hoppy Hour will be right back. Whenever

01:36:14.909 --> 01:36:20.229
we're going outside, all I smell is poop. And

01:36:20.229 --> 01:36:25.390
we'll call it a day. As a reminder, if you don't

01:36:25.390 --> 01:36:27.710
feel like listening to this next song, you can

01:36:27.710 --> 01:36:30.489
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

01:36:30.489 --> 01:36:32.810
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

01:37:05.069 --> 01:37:06.649
Pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up, pull up,

01:37:06.649 --> 01:37:08.649
pull up on the track. Keep a rhyme like mustard.

01:37:08.850 --> 01:37:11.350
Work spurtly and all the time like mustard. I

01:37:11.350 --> 01:37:14.250
see you when I see you. Work trying to keep up

01:37:14.250 --> 01:37:17.630
with my posse too. Go hypey, dumb, clumpin' too.

01:37:17.810 --> 01:37:20.229
Get a piece of the pie like pumpkins do. Don

01:37:20.229 --> 01:39:44.539
Millie gets silly. Outro Music Oh, yeah. Welcome

01:39:44.539 --> 01:39:48.720
back. We have a few more things. Here is CJ McCollum,

01:39:48.840 --> 01:39:54.819
the Atlanta Hawks player. He totally balled out

01:39:54.819 --> 01:39:58.560
the other night and beat the Knicks. Here he

01:39:58.560 --> 01:40:00.640
is saying he's not a villain. I am no villain.

01:40:00.739 --> 01:40:03.340
I'm a nice guy with two kids and a wife. A hot

01:40:03.340 --> 01:40:06.739
-ass wife that's a dentist. So she knows not

01:40:06.739 --> 01:40:11.640
to use teeth. I think it's admiration. Great,

01:40:11.680 --> 01:40:14.479
passionate fans in a really hostile environment.

01:40:14.760 --> 01:40:16.420
It's fun. It's basketball. It's the playoffs.

01:40:16.640 --> 01:40:19.539
And if anything, I think it's a sign of respect.

01:40:20.140 --> 01:40:27.020
There you go. All right. It's time for Chicago

01:40:27.020 --> 01:40:30.840
News. Oh, yeah. We're going to do our thing.

01:40:31.460 --> 01:40:35.039
Can you tell I'm a little drunk? I'm feeling

01:40:35.039 --> 01:40:42.430
good until the morning. Flyin' from the go, y

01:40:42.430 --> 01:40:47.949
'all. Brian and the Bulls stayin' tall. Yeah.

01:40:52.529 --> 01:41:00.810
Six. Yeah. Six mad, but he bendin' these mics.

01:41:01.189 --> 01:41:04.029
All intending heights, not a cynic or type. From

01:41:04.029 --> 01:41:06.409
the berms to the block, that's a hell of a hike.

01:41:06.590 --> 01:41:09.520
Turn the dial, see his name on the lights. He

01:41:09.520 --> 01:41:11.659
got callers on the line trying to break they

01:41:11.659 --> 01:41:14.220
news. From the shy to the slick, stay related

01:41:14.220 --> 01:41:16.699
to the views. Every segment like a story from

01:41:16.699 --> 01:41:19.739
the avenue. Turn slick, then he fact check the

01:41:19.739 --> 01:41:25.000
attitude. This that Chicago news. Hop in, I will

01:41:25.000 --> 01:41:45.579
let them choose. He got jokes for the frauds,

01:41:45.579 --> 01:41:48.079
love for the brave, that could guess in the chance,

01:41:48.239 --> 01:41:50.819
say what they crave. From the sports war wars

01:41:50.819 --> 01:41:53.939
to the gossip wave, he connect more lanes than

01:41:53.939 --> 01:41:56.500
the tow -way saves. Late night, but the center

01:41:56.500 --> 01:41:59.500
get wide, Carolina to the bay, hit a mid -wet's

01:41:59.500 --> 01:42:02.220
pride. Still a kid from the ice with the driving

01:42:02.220 --> 01:42:05.279
side, got the whole damn map on the same live

01:42:05.279 --> 01:43:16.569
line. Live from the go, y 'all. Go, y 'all. Live

01:43:16.569 --> 01:43:19.270
from the go, y 'all. Live from the go, y 'all.

01:43:19.270 --> 01:43:24.250
Go, y 'all. Yeah. Hey. Oh, yeah. Live from the

01:43:24.250 --> 01:43:27.029
go, y 'all. Go, y 'all. Live from the go, y 'all.

01:43:27.069 --> 01:43:30.609
Go, y 'all. I heard you. Live from the go, y

01:43:30.609 --> 01:43:32.810
'all. What's going on with these people? The

01:43:32.810 --> 01:43:36.930
Chicago News. Live from the go, y 'all. Live

01:43:36.930 --> 01:43:38.750
from the go, y 'all. Everyone's favorite dirty,

01:43:38.970 --> 01:43:41.630
rotten moron. Go, y 'all. Live from the go, y

01:43:41.630 --> 01:43:48.920
'all. Tiffany Hanyard. She's the worst. She's

01:43:48.920 --> 01:43:53.720
a heck. She's terrible. Well, Terrence, Tiffany

01:43:53.720 --> 01:43:55.640
Hanyard. We're saying her name again here in

01:43:55.640 --> 01:43:59.119
Dalton. Can Tiffany Hanyard just go away? She's

01:43:59.119 --> 01:44:02.079
the absolute worst. She makes women look bad.

01:44:02.460 --> 01:44:04.840
She makes everyone look bad. She makes human

01:44:04.840 --> 01:44:07.680
beings look bad. She's probably the reason aliens

01:44:07.680 --> 01:44:09.699
haven't visited. They're like, I don't want to

01:44:09.699 --> 01:44:12.659
be on the same planet as Tiffany Hanyard. I realized

01:44:12.659 --> 01:44:14.760
that they took down the signs. There used to

01:44:14.760 --> 01:44:18.300
still be some signs up with her name and picture,

01:44:18.460 --> 01:44:20.819
but they're all gone these days. Tiffany Henyard,

01:44:20.840 --> 01:44:22.880
she had to go before the Fulton County Board

01:44:22.880 --> 01:44:25.539
of Commissioners. There was a residency challenge

01:44:25.539 --> 01:44:29.640
there, and she told them that she's a liar. She

01:44:29.640 --> 01:44:32.479
has fake hair. She has a fake personality. Of

01:44:32.479 --> 01:44:34.880
course she would lie. Moved to Fulton County

01:44:34.880 --> 01:44:39.600
last May. She was still technically mayor of

01:44:39.600 --> 01:44:42.060
Dalton and being paid as mayor of Dalton. But

01:44:42.060 --> 01:44:44.880
she moved there and she wants to remain on the

01:44:44.880 --> 01:44:48.119
ballot. And they looked at her case. Oh, Georgia,

01:44:48.279 --> 01:44:50.500
you got to deal with that moron. And they approved.

01:44:50.720 --> 01:44:53.319
They said she can't stay on the ballot in Fulton.

01:44:53.520 --> 01:44:56.579
Enjoy that, Georgia. You got backwards laws and

01:44:56.579 --> 01:44:59.819
you let a backwards politician join. County,

01:44:59.819 --> 01:45:03.340
so she's running for county commissioner in their

01:45:03.340 --> 01:45:06.279
primary next month and she is running as a Republican.

01:45:06.579 --> 01:45:09.960
Oh, yeah. She was so Democratic in Illinois.

01:45:10.399 --> 01:45:13.680
She's fake like Trump. She began as a Democrat

01:45:13.680 --> 01:45:17.640
and became a Republican to grift. Because she

01:45:17.640 --> 01:45:19.680
knows she was kicked out of Illinois and she

01:45:19.680 --> 01:45:22.420
needed to go somewhere. Tiffany Henner, she used

01:45:22.420 --> 01:45:24.840
to call herself Super Mayor. She was a social

01:45:24.840 --> 01:45:27.319
media sensation. If you're calling yourself Super

01:45:27.319 --> 01:45:29.800
Mayor, you're a loser. Loves fashion. She tried

01:45:29.800 --> 01:45:32.460
her hand at recording a song. She was an attention

01:45:32.460 --> 01:45:34.380
seeker. She tried, but she failed because she's

01:45:34.380 --> 01:45:37.060
a moron. Seeker, the first woman of color to

01:45:37.060 --> 01:45:39.619
become Thornton Township Super... She makes other

01:45:39.619 --> 01:45:42.619
people of color look bad. In addition to Dalton

01:45:42.619 --> 01:45:45.300
Mayer, she had public service jobs, fans and

01:45:45.300 --> 01:45:48.199
followers. If you're a fan of Tiffany Hanyard,

01:45:48.220 --> 01:45:51.000
you have the IQ of two. And she was investigated

01:45:51.000 --> 01:45:53.920
by the FBI for government spending by former

01:45:53.920 --> 01:45:56.739
mayor, federal prosecutor, cuter Lori Lightfoot

01:45:56.739 --> 01:45:59.180
and independent investigation. Yeah. When you

01:45:59.180 --> 01:46:02.220
have Lori Lightfoot looking into you being corrupt,

01:46:02.420 --> 01:46:06.020
which Lori Lightfoot was corrupt. That's weird.

01:46:07.340 --> 01:46:09.119
Lifewood found that the Hanyard administration

01:46:09.119 --> 01:46:12.100
ran up credit cards and spent without keeping

01:46:12.100 --> 01:46:14.600
track of what they were buying. Here in Dalton,

01:46:14.699 --> 01:46:16.739
the residents know that she brought attention

01:46:16.739 --> 01:46:19.399
to their town and they were polite. And made

01:46:19.399 --> 01:46:21.739
the town look bad. And if you're polite towards

01:46:21.739 --> 01:46:25.140
her, you're pretty much endorsing her. When finding

01:46:25.140 --> 01:46:28.180
out, Hanyard is running again. Why is everyone

01:46:28.180 --> 01:46:32.960
in Illinois so nice to her? She's a moron. Again.

01:46:33.060 --> 01:46:38.020
Okay. All right. Now. Okay. I'm grasping. Oh,

01:46:38.220 --> 01:46:43.260
OK. Well, hopefully she can learn from the. She's

01:46:43.260 --> 01:46:45.340
not going to learn because she was Democratic

01:46:45.340 --> 01:46:48.439
in Illinois and now she's Republican in Georgia.

01:46:48.600 --> 01:46:52.479
She's a moron. She's a liar and a failure. Previous

01:46:52.479 --> 01:46:56.000
situations. I'm not going to let you talk. You're

01:46:56.000 --> 01:46:58.920
defending your own kind and that's fine. But

01:46:58.920 --> 01:47:01.039
she's not going to learn because she was never

01:47:01.039 --> 01:47:04.960
Republican and now she's Democratic. She's lying,

01:47:05.100 --> 01:47:08.199
like this moron. I slipped her an Altoid, not

01:47:08.199 --> 01:47:11.159
as a joke, but I thought she might want one.

01:47:11.420 --> 01:47:14.739
George W. Bush believes he knows why his friendship

01:47:14.739 --> 01:47:18.380
with Michelle Obama always makes headlines. Of

01:47:18.380 --> 01:47:20.699
course he makes friends, or of course George

01:47:20.699 --> 01:47:23.020
Bush makes headlines. He has his daughter, the

01:47:23.020 --> 01:47:25.239
nipple baby, the head of the Today Show. She

01:47:25.239 --> 01:47:31.960
pushes it along. Hey, you got a job because of

01:47:31.960 --> 01:47:35.710
nipples? Just like Mojo's son Joe show on FLZ

01:47:35.710 --> 01:47:38.590
in Tampa. Today's show exclusive ahead of the

01:47:38.590 --> 01:47:42.350
USA's 250th anniversary and recalled his reaction

01:47:42.350 --> 01:47:45.869
to a viral 2018 moment with the then first lady.

01:47:46.210 --> 01:47:48.409
The pair had been sitting together at John McCain.

01:47:48.670 --> 01:47:51.189
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm drunk. I'm going

01:47:51.189 --> 01:48:29.869
to go to drink more. They're used to hard work

01:48:29.869 --> 01:48:32.710
here. We think this is hard. It could be worse

01:48:32.710 --> 01:48:36.989
though. At least we're not Detroit. We're not

01:48:36.989 --> 01:48:39.789
Detroit. The masses, sports, you know, keep people

01:48:39.789 --> 01:48:41.529
from looking at their own lives and realizing

01:48:41.529 --> 01:48:44.390
how bad they've actually gotten, you know? I

01:48:44.390 --> 01:48:49.010
mean, if you can get drunk and paint yourself

01:48:49.010 --> 01:48:52.250
orange and brown every Sunday, you might realize,

01:48:52.449 --> 01:49:04.770
I live in Cleveland. And then you look around

01:49:04.770 --> 01:49:06.390
at your tiny little house that you can't afford

01:49:06.390 --> 01:49:08.250
because of the mortgage crisis and your horrible

01:49:08.250 --> 01:49:10.850
little sloppy kids who have diabetes by the time

01:49:10.850 --> 01:49:12.689
they're eight and they live on corn syrup and

01:49:12.689 --> 01:49:16.689
lye. And then you look at your big bloated mess

01:49:16.689 --> 01:49:18.449
of a wife and she waddles towards you with her

01:49:18.449 --> 01:49:20.710
front butt spilling out over the top of her ass

01:49:20.710 --> 01:49:22.970
in Washington. And you think, I'm going to go

01:49:22.970 --> 01:49:24.930
shoot myself and my pregnant small girl daughter,

01:49:25.090 --> 01:49:32.569
right? Do you regret anything that you said about

01:49:32.569 --> 01:49:39.270
Cleveland? Not at all. Cleveland's cool? I mean,

01:49:39.289 --> 01:49:41.369
I've never heard anybody say, I'm going to Cleveland

01:49:41.369 --> 01:49:45.670
on vacation. What's so great about Cleveland?

01:49:47.350 --> 01:49:53.430
Cleveland sucks! Cleveland sucks! Cleveland sucks!

01:49:53.930 --> 01:50:21.899
Cleveland sucks! As long as you follow your dreams,

01:50:22.100 --> 01:50:25.140
no matter how crazy or against the law it is.

01:50:25.520 --> 01:50:29.140
Except for Sasquatch. Because Sasquatch is really

01:50:29.140 --> 01:50:32.260
so different. Forgetting me, what? I'm a circus

01:50:32.260 --> 01:50:37.079
freak. That's all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally,

01:50:37.079 --> 01:50:38.800
I'm one of those guys who can't wait to get to

01:50:38.800 --> 01:50:42.939
work in the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh! Oh!

01:50:44.420 --> 01:51:16.220
Oh, yes! Yes! Oh! Yeah, hey, I'd like a $9 ,000

01:51:16.220 --> 01:51:20.159
prostitute, please. Oh, do you have nine $1 ,000

01:51:20.159 --> 01:51:23.060
ones? Yeah, good, and if you got an albino, send

01:51:23.060 --> 01:51:25.939
her up, too. In, like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna

01:51:25.939 --> 01:51:28.819
be asleep, so get him up here. I had, like, half

01:51:28.819 --> 01:51:32.180
a bottle of melatonin, six beers, this whole

01:51:32.180 --> 01:51:35.800
f***ing bucket of chicken. Oh, the Sandman is

01:51:35.800 --> 01:52:20.270
coming. Oh, yeah! What is it now, Hoop? Have

01:52:20.270 --> 01:52:39.859
you turned on the TV lately? No, why? Oh, it's

01:52:39.859 --> 01:52:43.279
a second time. Order now and get sack flashers,

01:52:43.300 --> 01:52:45.500
too. Sacks in the city. With bonus material,

01:52:45.720 --> 01:52:51.939
beach balls. All right. First one. Call us. It

01:52:51.939 --> 01:52:53.779
says free sack flashers, cold sack. Operators

01:52:53.779 --> 01:52:55.779
are standing by. You'll be nuts to pass up on

01:52:55.779 --> 01:52:59.600
this offer. I made someone a shirt. And a nightlight

01:52:59.600 --> 01:53:02.220
or something. Oh, what's that sign? What is that?

01:53:08.160 --> 01:53:11.819
That's our Mr. Great -Grandpappy. Oh, he loves

01:53:11.819 --> 01:53:13.840
him a good butt hole. I told you not, never,

01:53:13.859 --> 01:53:16.079
ever, not, no, damn, don't, never, verbulate

01:53:16.079 --> 01:53:19.079
that man's name in the house again. I don't think

01:53:19.079 --> 01:53:21.560
you said his name. Some of us were a little too

01:53:21.560 --> 01:53:25.100
busy banging the exchange business cards. Don't

01:53:25.100 --> 01:53:27.539
you go Facebook him on the iBox, neither. Sheriff

01:53:27.539 --> 01:53:29.279
says you raised him down hell down at the library.

01:53:29.539 --> 01:53:39.060
Yeah, you know I did. You're going strong. A

01:53:39.060 --> 01:53:42.020
real live robot? Or is that some kind of cheesy

01:53:42.020 --> 01:53:45.699
New Year's costume? Bite my shiny metal ass.

01:53:46.539 --> 01:53:49.340
It doesn't look so shiny to me. Shiner than yours,

01:53:49.399 --> 01:54:28.000
meatbag. And that is that. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy

01:54:28.000 --> 01:54:41.100
Hour. It's time for Hoppy. Good morning. RyanHoppyRadio

01:54:41.100 --> 01:54:56.859
.com. Hoppy Hour will be right back. As a reminder,

01:54:57.079 --> 01:54:59.140
if you don't feel like listening to this next

01:54:59.140 --> 01:55:01.859
song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of

01:55:01.859 --> 01:55:04.520
Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick

01:55:04.520 --> 01:55:37.149
around, folks. Blow the candles out, blow the

01:55:37.149 --> 01:55:40.909
candles out. Sagittarius, birthday November 27th.

01:55:40.930 --> 01:55:43.770
Feel like that until I end up in one of heaven.

01:55:43.930 --> 01:55:45.510
They be thinkin' I be claimin' the fortune with

01:55:45.510 --> 01:55:47.510
the boys they handin' out. Yeah, for the custom

01:55:47.510 --> 01:55:50.350
made to wish it. Blow the candles out, blow the

01:55:50.350 --> 01:55:52.350
all -white phantom out. I'm a gun with the pants

01:55:52.350 --> 01:55:53.569
and the shirt and the shoes and the hat with

01:55:53.569 --> 01:55:54.810
the shades and the chains and the watch is the

01:55:54.810 --> 01:55:56.609
reason I be standin' out. That's where I should

01:55:56.609 --> 01:55:58.489
spin that cake while I take the icing off the

01:55:58.489 --> 01:56:00.569
cake. Uh -huh, it's custom V -Day, y 'all. Come

01:56:00.569 --> 01:57:28.220
on, everybody, it's custom V -Day. It's like

01:57:28.220 --> 01:57:31.859
a mental patient. I floss like a dentist patient.

01:58:18.989 --> 01:59:32.670
Yeah. Yeah. The hour will be right back. that

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description is all of that. We're going to come

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back on Hoppy Hour. Keep this party going and

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02:02:32.210 --> 02:02:37.779
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no different than you. the condition Making all

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the hoes get down. They the big man. Make you

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change swans. Them center players gonna do the

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damn thing. Coming to the club. Taking up streets.

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Taking over man. Let them go without fear. Got

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them on charge. Got them on lock. Everywhere

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we go. Guaranteed to build a spot. Message to

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them haters. Trying to say them gays. Oh, it's

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gonna blaze. And nothing is gonna save you. That's

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on the street. That's on the beat. If you wanna

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bounce, bet. Every point to me City shots high

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Where I pull it down Ain't no limit Drop a piece

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about a pound Calls out a lot Cause you know

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off in the club, feelin' menace in the 50s Don't

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fret, don't think, I'm slaggin', I'm lippin'

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is I have a condition called autism. That's right.

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I beat Josh by having loving friends and family,

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having a college education. I have even worked

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is Dan Bernanke, and I appreciate your kindness.

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Playing cold breaks. Hoppy's hour almost done.

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Feels like robbery in banks. Trying Hoppy on

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the mic. Dropping wisdom in streams. Syndicated

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sorrow. Now it's time to shatter dreams. Oh,

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the Hoppy album's coming to a close. Radio hits

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made like a Wilson pose. Laughter and joy dissolving

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in the air. But we keep the rhythm. Oh, life's

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just so unfair. After school and gym, eardrums

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mix and hop me like fingers without rings. VHX

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to FNM, shoutouts hit the street. But soon as

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sound will vanish like shadows in the heat. Thank

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you. Thank you. Like clockwork to a show Now

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it's time to face the silence Like a TV on snow

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Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor so divine

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The void left in our hearts Wider than a canyon

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line Line Empty speakers, silence I've become

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into an end Like a roller coaster Stopping while

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the rivers bend Hoppy's jokes and bad scenes

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Are daily grind Now silence flowers And the thoughts

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we can't rewind We're the Hoppy Art Happy hour.

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Happy hour. It's time for hockey in the morning.

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RyanHockeyRadio .com I like that. You're probably

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in. Hoppy Hour is now over. Hoppy Hour is now

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over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast

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day. Bless America.