It's Gonna Be MAYYYYY (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.2.26)

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. Speaking of shut up, this annoying

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hag. Yeah, I'm not in a good mood today. Hag

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and Kirk discusses the Drewski video. Which,

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by the way, Drewski never said it was you. You're

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just telling on yourself, you dumb hag. And I

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wake up to a new headline lying about me. It

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never said your name. You're telling on yourself.

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You could be any conservative woman that exploits

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her husband's assassination. Shut up. I have

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comedians dressing up in whiteface. I love how

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she's saying she's against whiteface while she's

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wearing all black. I have people saying I'm not

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fit to be CEO. You're not. You're dumb. You're

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just doing it for the money. You're a former

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Trump girl. The merit of God is famous. You had

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nothing in common with. I don't believe you're

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religious. It's phony. Shut up. And I have Candace

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Owens claiming I murdered my husband. Yeah, and

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then you got Candace Owens who probably had sex

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with Charlie. Charlie probably cheated on Erica

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because she's so freaking annoying. Mm -hmm.

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And the list goes on and on and on. And you're

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a cloud -chasing moron! And on. God damn, Ryan.

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Morning, I wake up to a... So she's mad about

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that. You're stupid. I'm sorry. You did not pick

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the right day to post a video that I can make

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fun of. This annoying woman keeps talking. There's

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this UK podcaster, Madame Joyce, Madame Joyce,

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whatever her stupid name is. Yeah, Madame of

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nothing. She says that Klay Thompson got famous

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on a global scale because of Meghan. As if that's

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a good thing. He was famous with the right circle.

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He was famous with the people that matter being

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the NBA players. You know, Meg and the Stallion

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fans, they live a parasocial relationship. Didn't

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know Klay Thompson before Meg the Stallion. Yeah,

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because you live in Britain, but they don't watch

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NBA or have proper teeth. Didn't know Stefan

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Diggs before Cardi B. Okay, yeah, no one knew

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who Stefan Diggs was, one of the best wide receivers.

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You just don't watch sports, honey. While these

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guys have more money than these girls, these

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girls have social and global influence. This

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is what's wrong with the modern -day woman is

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they want all the influence. And they get mad

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when people respond because you're putting out

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public statements. Shut up. Meg Thee Stallion

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made Klay a global star. Does he want that, though?

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Does he want annoying women like you bitching

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at him? Shut up. Whether he wants to admit it

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or not, these men like to use these women for

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come -ups. Oh, yeah, it was definitely coming.

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For social status, because, like, don't ever

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get it twisted, girl. Don't get it twisted. You're

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never going to find a man. You're at nine. Social

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currency is still a currency. No, it's not. If

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you think social currency is a currency, you're

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not a woman you want to date. You're a girl you

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have sex with and you immediately regret it.

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And you're like, oh God, I had sex with her.

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What was I fucking thinking, man? If you are

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well known in your circle and you are well respected,

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a guy can use that for social karma because being

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with you makes him look good. Oh, God, you're

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annoying. You know, during the argument, she

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remembers things from, like, February. She just

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is, like, you know, puts it in her brain and

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stores it. Man, the stallion is the enemy. He

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must be popping. He must have really got cheated

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on. He must have just laid there like a dead

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fish, brought nothing to the bedroom, and now

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she's been hooked. He must be giving gas. You

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need to be very, very careful because guys are

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users just like girls. That's fair. But I'd say

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girls are users more. Mm -hmm. Yeah, nine. Oh,

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yeah. Today is going to be one of those jumbo

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shows. Last night I pretend up on some beat boxes.

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So what we're going to do is have ourselves a

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dandy today. If you're listening in Fresno, it

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is Monday morning and I recorded this on Saturday.

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But. If you're listening the day it was uploaded,

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Hoppy Saturday. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour

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with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Attention,

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FM DJs, your morning show prep begins now. A

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sick person with a powerful tool. Welcome to

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Hoppy Hour. In your heart, you know what you

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like. Doors closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's

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mom, and you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome

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back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now.

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What? No, no, no, no. If I hit this button, boom,

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the whole program's going to start. Okay, well,

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hit it. All right. Boom, boom, boom, boom. The

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semen was so big. And now for something completely

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different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,

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Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.

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Hoppy. This bit would have worked better on May

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1st, but it's still timely. We'll get to that

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bit in a second. You can always call the show.

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8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -W. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3.

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You can tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio. Always

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even on me. RyanHobbyRadio at gmail .com. Here's

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the thing. Ladies and gentlemen. Do you know

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what it is? It's gonna be May. It's... It's May!

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Woohoo! It's gonna be May. It's gonna be May.

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It's gonna be May. Oh, it is May. Oh, one more

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time. It's gonna be May. It's gonna be May. It's

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gonna be May. It's gonna be May. Oh, yeah, it's

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May. I cannot believe how fast the year is flying

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by. I can't believe it so much. I'm gonna play

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it one more time. It's gonna... It's gonna be

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me. All right, I gotta be careful with the copyright.

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Mm -hmm. Yes! I've now aligned myself with every

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hacky morning DJ that did that. Hello, this is

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Joseph Carballo at the Joe Show. Mm -hmm. All

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right, without further ado, it's time for Hoppy's

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Inbox. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox, only on Hoppy

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Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Ryan, thank you for calling

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out Erica Kirk. I know you're not conservative,

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but I am conservative, and she is an embarrassment

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to our party. Keep up the good work. This one

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kind of overwhelmed me. Ryan, you are the future

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of radio. Ha ha ha ha ha! What future? Ha ha!

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I ain't talking about my career. I'm talking

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about radio. Hey, at least iHeart got rid of

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the word classic rock in all their stations.

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We'll play the same 20 songs. But hey, we rebranded.

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Because a consultant taught us to. And then,

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um, this is about Allie. And I've known for 807

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days. Came to visit. Oh, geez. I know, but I

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met her when she was on vacation two years ago.

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And she came to visit. And she had an Airbnb.

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And what happened there? It happened there. And

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we got to touch. And I went to Minnesota for

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business. Pleasure. And I saw her last week.

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We're figuring things out. But there was one

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text message. I'll never forget where I was when

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I got this text message. You know, when you get

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a text message and you're like, oh, I'll never

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forget that where I was. I also might have photographic

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memory, but I swear I'm not on the spectrum.

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Okay. We were talking about, oh my God, I can't

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believe we're doing whatever we're doing, figuring

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it out. I'm trying to keep things private, but

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trying to tell things at the same time. She goes,

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it's crazy. This is a part of Hoppy's inbox.

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Some of it's YouTube comments. And there's one

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from a guy I love. It says, it's crazy because

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I've never thought about being with you because

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of your radio show. Oh no! Makes you wonder how

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many people I scared off, girls or guys. And

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I mean it as friends, not like sexually. Even

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though I'm pro -gay. Because of my radio show!

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The one where I'm yelling like right now like

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a jackass? You're telling me that would scare

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girls? Which would mean Allie's even more of

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a catch. But she was able to stick it out. I'm

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kidding. Let's see what the fuck's going on in

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the room. Shiloh Sanders, the washed up hack.

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That got released by the Buccaneers. He told

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that hottie over there, Cleland, one of the four

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hot women, Mary Kay, the reporter. He told Mary

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Kay Cabot to go make a sandwich. Oh, yeah. That's

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going to help you get back into the league. This

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is weird. The streamer Neon. I think it's trying

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to hook up with Egg and Celia. He sent Iggy's

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son a signed Cristiano Ronaldo jersey. First

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of all, I didn't know Iggy had a kid. That's

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the coolest gift ever, yeah. Is Ronaldo your

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favorite? Yeah. And is Madrid your favorite?

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You feel happy because you want to plow her.

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That neon guy's always giving girls gifts. I

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mean, that's fine, but he should be giving you

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gifts as well. Gotta be an equal playing field.

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Mm -hmm. Here's Kevin Hart on the Sherri Shepherd

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show. Mm -hmm. Talking about the new wax figure

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of him. I saw this. They said that you recently

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got your own wax figure. You got a wax figure,

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Kevin? No, no, no, no. Kind of looks like a character

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from power. He didn't like it. I don't know what's

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worse, that or the Dwayne Wade statue. Or either

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of these guys pretending they're good husbands.

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I don't even have glasses on. She's hot. That's

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a combo. I think that's Tracy Morgan and Anthony

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Anderson. All right, here you go. Kevin Hart.

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He's so funny. That Kevin Hart is hilarious.

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Oh, yeah. I will say, I know comedians that used

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to go to open mics with him in Orlando, Florida.

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He was a networker, man. He met anybody and everybody.

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He knew how to kiss babies. It sounds weird.

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This is the new trend on social media, and I

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cover it. Women, and I guess men do it too, but

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they're usually behind a podcast equipment. But

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women love a good car selfie video where they

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talk about men. Professional setup. There is

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a certain type of man that women will never walk

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away from. It's not about looks. It's not about

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money. And it's not necessarily about status.

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It's about how he makes her feel. I did not take

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a rocket scientist or a woman in a car to announce

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that. Master these eight behaviors. All right,

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Mr. Peterson. She will fight to stay in your

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life. Number one, the man who does not break

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when life hits. When life gets hard, he doesn't

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flinch. He doesn't beg, overreact, or spiral.

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He is calm. He stabilizes her. All right. Blah,

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blah, blah. Pretty much. You got to be stoic.

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You got to have a little daddy energy and you're

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fine. Mm -hmm. And if it's a meant to be, it's

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a meant to be. Here is Angel Reese on one of

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her live streams. Mm -hmm. She thinks she's so

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important. I'm embarrassed for her, man. She's

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just so annoying. She went live and was very

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emotional about her ex -boyfriend exposing her

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for having 80 bodies at 23 years old. My hair

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all day where we get like better You're acting

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up. No. I didn't sleep with a bonnet. Oh, I realize

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you don't sleep with a bonnet with this hair.

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Because it's mine. Oh, okay. She got a weird

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voice. A little testosterone. Hey, y 'all. Are

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you getting in or you were just coming? Why don't

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you take the scarf off? I can't. Wow. I feel

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dumb for watching that. I didn't leave that going.

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I'm smarter. Also, I don't think there was anything

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about 80 bodies in there. Uh -huh. Let's see

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here. Here's Neon. He panicked after Iggy Azalea

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got a weirdo for writing a song about her. Well,

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I know that. It would be fucking weird, obviously.

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Yeah. I just wanted to clear that up. I'm not

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a fucking weirdo. Now you are, dude. You were

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in high school during COVID. It's not your fault.

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You know what I mean? He made you seem like one,

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though. What, you think I'm weird now? A little

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bit, dude. But like creative weird. Like a G.

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Like a G6. No, I don't think you're weird because

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I obviously know you and I know that it's not

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like that. If I didn't know you and you wrote

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that, you said that lyric, I'd be like, oh, he

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wants to fuck me, obviously. He does! You're

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hot! Your egg is Elliot! Your black window, baby.

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Sorry, like, definitely. You see, we should have

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made it a bit more clear in the song. It wasn't

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intended that way. I understand. All right, there

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you go. Yeah, she's saying to turn there. She's

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doing what women do when they're not into the

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guy and you're friend -zoned. Yeah, that podcast

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or that stream when they're together should be

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called friend -zoned with Neon and Iggy because

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that's all that is. He's friends on to the mix.

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Ah, here's Demi Lovato. Gets emotional about

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opening up about her past. In your documentary.

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Call her daddy's just killing it. Dancing with

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the devil. Yes. You reveal your virginity was

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taken from you. Yeah, it is. You were raped.

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Is it possible? Poor Demi. She just has like

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dead eyes. Like, honey, I want to give you a

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hug. to heal from an experience like that? I

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think in a way, time can heal wounds. Maybe not

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all of them. The more time that has gone by,

00:18:15.640 --> 00:18:19.579
the easier it has gotten. But there's still a

00:18:19.579 --> 00:18:22.099
sadness, a deep sadness inside of me that someone

00:18:22.099 --> 00:18:28.759
took that from me. I dated somebody who had that

00:18:28.759 --> 00:18:34.730
happen to them. With a stepfather and it's not

00:18:34.730 --> 00:18:38.329
something that just leaves you. At such a young

00:18:38.329 --> 00:18:41.589
age. I don't want to bring down the party. If

00:18:41.589 --> 00:18:45.769
you're raping women, you're a loser with no game.

00:18:47.309 --> 00:18:50.809
You are a great loser. Like the biggest loser

00:18:50.809 --> 00:18:57.049
ever. I think I'm underestimating and understating

00:18:57.049 --> 00:19:01.519
how much of a loser you are. If you rape women.

00:19:02.859 --> 00:19:06.400
Even Hank Coe would think you're a loser. The

00:19:06.400 --> 00:19:10.500
biggest loser. Loser. You're a loser. Are you

00:19:10.500 --> 00:19:12.880
feeling sorry for yourself? Well, you should

00:19:12.880 --> 00:19:15.640
be because you are dirt. You make me sick, you

00:19:15.640 --> 00:19:19.279
big baby. Baby want a bottle? A big dirt bottle?

00:19:19.559 --> 00:19:22.900
That's how I feel. You shouldn't get a dirt bottle.

00:19:23.059 --> 00:19:25.059
You should take a dirt nap. Wish we all well

00:19:25.059 --> 00:19:29.559
someday. I swear to Nita, some streamer, she's

00:19:29.559 --> 00:19:33.940
pretty cute. Mm -hmm. She discusses being bisexual,

00:19:34.180 --> 00:19:37.119
which I have the authority on all things, hear

00:19:37.119 --> 00:19:40.119
me out, bisexual girls. I'm not personally bisexual,

00:19:40.420 --> 00:19:44.180
but I owe you the chance, bisexual girls. Mm

00:19:44.180 --> 00:19:47.000
-hmm. The way I see it as a bisexual woman is

00:19:47.000 --> 00:19:48.980
if I was with a woman, I'd feel very, very secure

00:19:48.980 --> 00:19:52.400
because why would you pick a man over a woman?

00:19:53.609 --> 00:19:55.789
I don't know. You got a penis. You have to use

00:19:55.789 --> 00:19:58.950
toys then. Well, give you a choice of a two.

00:19:59.109 --> 00:20:01.710
If I was a boyfriend of a bisexual woman, I'd

00:20:01.710 --> 00:20:04.089
be more concerned. You could date women. Oh,

00:20:04.109 --> 00:20:05.930
no. I don't think I could. I don't think I could.

00:20:06.029 --> 00:20:07.710
Oh, my God. No wonder you can't find someone

00:20:07.710 --> 00:20:12.509
to date. You're annoying. Sorry. Blah, blah,

00:20:12.650 --> 00:20:18.789
blah. Blah, blah, blah. YNW. Oh, wait. Yeah.

00:20:19.329 --> 00:20:24.539
I sound so Caucasian. YNW. YNW Malley will not

00:20:24.539 --> 00:20:27.480
be getting released for his birthday. That sucks

00:20:27.480 --> 00:20:31.559
for him. Donald Trump calls out Joe Biden and

00:20:31.559 --> 00:20:35.640
Barack Obama on Twitter. Ring! You're a loser!

00:20:36.339 --> 00:20:39.640
And you'll always be one! And your stupid fan

00:20:39.640 --> 00:20:41.460
base that thinks they care about you is just

00:20:41.460 --> 00:20:47.579
as dumb as you! You know, that thug D4VD, David,

00:20:47.640 --> 00:20:49.859
that took poor Celeste Rivas' life and exploited

00:20:49.859 --> 00:20:52.220
her and her family let her down. Yeah, this was

00:20:52.220 --> 00:20:54.799
him a few days after the podcast. He was on the

00:20:54.799 --> 00:20:59.160
Zach Sank show. No, it's not me being better.

00:20:59.279 --> 00:21:01.859
It's me being better. Zach Sank when he was starring

00:21:01.859 --> 00:21:05.960
up in radio. It's all about talking to me. Once

00:21:05.960 --> 00:21:08.119
he got to national show, I got to unfollow on

00:21:08.119 --> 00:21:13.880
Twitter. Oh, you're big time. I'm happy with

00:21:13.880 --> 00:21:16.279
where I'm at. I'm just saying. That's why I appreciate

00:21:16.279 --> 00:21:18.220
people like Fred from Kiss FM. They actually

00:21:18.220 --> 00:21:25.500
still talk to you when they blow up. Here's D4VD

00:21:25.500 --> 00:21:27.579
on the Zach Sang Show. A few days after murdering

00:21:27.579 --> 00:21:29.480
her. Get up and get dressed for school. In the

00:21:29.480 --> 00:21:30.900
morning, I put on this cool fit. She was like,

00:21:30.940 --> 00:21:32.680
take that off. Put on a suit or something like

00:21:32.680 --> 00:21:34.259
that, you know? I knew it was cool if she hated

00:21:34.259 --> 00:21:36.500
it. I played it for her in the car. And she was

00:21:36.500 --> 00:21:38.400
like, David, this song is too violent. You're

00:21:38.400 --> 00:21:40.480
talking about killing people? And music? No,

00:21:40.559 --> 00:21:42.339
not my son. And I was like, wait, I might be

00:21:42.339 --> 00:21:47.480
on to something. Good job, Zach Singh. I'll probably

00:21:47.480 --> 00:21:48.720
see you at the morning show boot camp and then

00:21:48.720 --> 00:21:53.640
sit at the bar by myself. 856 -49 -HOPPY. Anti

00:21:53.640 --> 00:21:57.680
-aging influencer Brian Johnson posts about his

00:21:57.680 --> 00:22:00.740
girlfriend's vagina. Anti -aging influencer and

00:22:00.740 --> 00:22:03.799
tech entrepreneur Brian Johnson does not believe

00:22:03.799 --> 00:22:06.819
in TMI because look at these tweets he posted.

00:22:07.019 --> 00:22:10.440
He starts off by announcing that he has performed...

00:22:11.119 --> 00:22:14.839
on his long -term girlfriend, Kate. Then he follows...

00:22:14.839 --> 00:22:18.519
Oh, yeah. Gotta use the tongue. ...close it up

00:22:18.519 --> 00:22:22.359
with a report of her vaginal microbiome. You

00:22:22.359 --> 00:22:25.220
can pause here to read the full tweet. All right,

00:22:25.259 --> 00:22:28.180
just pausing on her vagina. I'm sure she appreciated

00:22:28.180 --> 00:22:32.099
that. Although, if you got a good vagina, you

00:22:32.099 --> 00:22:34.880
gotta tell the world about it. Like, I got a

00:22:34.880 --> 00:22:41.400
good vag. Alabama Park. Shut up. Alabama Barker

00:22:41.400 --> 00:22:44.099
was doing the neon stream. Oh yeah, he's trying

00:22:44.099 --> 00:22:49.119
to plow as many women as possible. Mm -hmm. Born

00:22:49.119 --> 00:22:51.660
here with a hot piece of ass, Alabama Barker.

00:22:51.680 --> 00:22:55.720
How do you not? Well, here he is. Alabama told

00:22:55.720 --> 00:22:58.400
him that a famous rapper tried to kill her. I

00:22:58.400 --> 00:23:00.440
saw they recorded you going out of, um... Oh

00:23:00.440 --> 00:23:03.720
my God. Oh my God. Something bad happened out

00:23:03.720 --> 00:23:07.829
of that situation. What happened? I... No, wait.

00:23:08.069 --> 00:23:10.730
Out of Balenciaga? Yeah. No, no, no. The person

00:23:10.730 --> 00:23:14.029
I told you I saw? Yeah. It went bad. Oh, yeah.

00:23:14.549 --> 00:23:21.289
We first started out with the chain. And then

00:23:21.289 --> 00:23:24.309
after I underperformed... You didn't tell me

00:23:24.309 --> 00:23:26.130
it went bad. No, yeah. Something bad happened

00:23:26.130 --> 00:23:28.950
yesterday. Can't say it. I'll tell you later.

00:23:28.990 --> 00:23:31.890
It's bad. He tried to threaten to kill me. Him?

00:23:32.170 --> 00:23:35.630
Yeah. Wait, I was... I'm good. Oh, wow. Oh, you're

00:23:35.630 --> 00:23:38.410
doing what? No, maybe not. God, Neon's trying

00:23:38.410 --> 00:23:40.950
to get a little bit of that synth energy. Mm

00:23:40.950 --> 00:23:44.950
-hmm. Just a little bit. It's like that 50 Cent

00:23:44.950 --> 00:23:49.490
song. Just a little bit. Oh. We got another clip

00:23:49.490 --> 00:23:51.809
about... I'm getting sick of the Neon clips.

00:23:51.910 --> 00:23:56.250
There's another clip about Neon, about... Mm

00:23:56.250 --> 00:24:00.109
-hmm. Saying that he's buying too much stuff

00:24:00.109 --> 00:24:03.839
for his kid and her kid. Oh, here's father of

00:24:03.839 --> 00:24:08.559
the year. More like mom of the year. Notice Blueface

00:24:08.559 --> 00:24:13.380
says he doesn't want to be with old hoes every

00:24:13.380 --> 00:24:16.319
year at the girl turning 18. I don't want to

00:24:16.319 --> 00:24:19.259
be with no old hoes, Pat. I'm sorry. He's tired

00:24:19.259 --> 00:24:24.359
of that old ass. You got to think, Pat. Every

00:24:24.359 --> 00:24:28.059
year... It's a girl turning 18, you know what

00:24:28.059 --> 00:24:31.480
I mean? Those girls are going to have raging

00:24:31.480 --> 00:24:35.740
daddy issues. They have dating like cars. This

00:24:35.740 --> 00:24:41.319
is 2026 right here. All right. Okay. That's good.

00:24:41.420 --> 00:24:44.319
I'm glad he's reproducing. Those kids aren't

00:24:44.319 --> 00:24:50.279
going to have issues. And here he is. Blue face

00:24:50.279 --> 00:24:53.279
tells you really common. Claiming to be his fourth

00:24:53.279 --> 00:24:55.619
baby mama, he's in debt and only sending 500

00:24:55.619 --> 00:25:04.500
a month. You know, he talks like he's high on

00:25:04.500 --> 00:25:07.359
cutting. Because he probably is, because he's

00:25:07.359 --> 00:25:16.140
stupid. There you go. Great guy. That blue face.

00:25:16.480 --> 00:25:22.700
Oh, it's blue face! You're the woman. This is

00:25:22.700 --> 00:25:25.200
the typical hoppy hour content you can get in

00:25:25.200 --> 00:25:28.059
here. Here's a woman that had her name tattooed

00:25:28.059 --> 00:25:30.259
on her man's penis. Tattooed my name on his dick

00:25:30.259 --> 00:25:32.220
after three months of dating. Yeah, my ex before

00:25:32.220 --> 00:25:34.660
me wanted to marry me. Madly in love with me.

00:25:34.720 --> 00:25:36.759
Went totally... Yeah, you're crazy, though. You

00:25:36.759 --> 00:25:39.000
got a whole arm of tattoos. That's when you know

00:25:39.000 --> 00:25:41.880
you're wild. Off the deep end, met my family.

00:25:41.980 --> 00:25:43.880
We were madly in love, so. And then how does

00:25:43.880 --> 00:25:45.440
that, like, how does that not work? How does

00:25:45.440 --> 00:25:47.500
that not work? Yeah, unfortunately, there's factors

00:25:47.500 --> 00:25:49.980
I can't control. It just ended. Small penis.

00:25:50.299 --> 00:25:52.279
It was heartbreaking for both of us. This man

00:25:52.279 --> 00:25:54.700
was the tough guy, but, like, bawling his eyes

00:25:54.700 --> 00:25:57.079
out on my security cameras. Oh, yeah, because,

00:25:57.160 --> 00:26:01.059
um, I don't know. Men have emotions. I was leaving

00:26:01.059 --> 00:26:03.099
my house. And you weren't sad. I was too. It

00:26:03.099 --> 00:26:05.339
was devastating for both of us because that relationship

00:26:05.339 --> 00:26:07.960
I truly thought was going till the end. I did

00:26:07.960 --> 00:26:10.019
not. Yeah, you know, you're getting passed around

00:26:10.019 --> 00:26:12.920
like a blonde at a high school party. That's

00:26:12.920 --> 00:26:14.880
the best ever separating. If you really felt

00:26:14.880 --> 00:26:17.599
like that, how come love isn't powerful enough

00:26:17.599 --> 00:26:20.000
to be able to overcome whatever it is? Ah, whatever.

00:26:20.319 --> 00:26:23.700
She definitely knows about coming. 856 -49 -HOPPY.

00:26:25.740 --> 00:26:28.980
Let me see here. Celestria, this is death certificate.

00:26:29.059 --> 00:26:31.259
It's unclear if she was pregnant. Ah, that's

00:26:31.259 --> 00:26:34.799
even worse. I don't know what you got here. Chris

00:26:34.799 --> 00:26:37.519
Brown is mad at people that think he makes the

00:26:37.519 --> 00:26:40.420
same song over and over. You can critique a lot

00:26:40.420 --> 00:26:43.940
of things about Chris Brown as a person, but

00:26:43.940 --> 00:26:47.000
he's very talented and he does different songs.

00:26:48.259 --> 00:26:50.579
Ah, it's time to make fun of that dumb woman.

00:26:51.099 --> 00:27:34.410
None is Megan. Kelly. Hoppy Hour. Megan Kelly's

00:27:34.410 --> 00:27:37.569
soul, that's the hook, write it down Blast it

00:27:37.569 --> 00:27:39.990
through the trucks from the summer to this town

00:27:39.990 --> 00:27:43.269
Turn the volume up, let them crunch their pearls

00:27:43.269 --> 00:27:50.150
in pride Megan Kelly's soul, and we're saying

00:27:50.150 --> 00:27:58.809
it loud tonight She's on screen with that plastic

00:27:58.809 --> 00:29:00.400
smile Fake outrage and a spray We got one simple

00:29:00.400 --> 00:29:04.880
fact. Everybody loves to sing. Megyn Kelly sucks.

00:29:42.640 --> 00:29:49.319
8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -0 -B. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7

00:29:49.319 --> 00:29:54.700
-3. You can tweet at me at RyanHobbyRadio. You

00:29:54.700 --> 00:29:57.619
can always email me. RyanHobbyRadio at gmail

00:29:57.619 --> 00:30:03.579
.com. Here's Megyn Kelly critiquing the advice

00:30:03.579 --> 00:30:05.660
that Call Her Daddy gives women about sleeping

00:30:05.660 --> 00:30:10.589
around. Which this is just proving that Megyn

00:30:10.589 --> 00:30:18.670
Kelly would be real bad in bed. And here she

00:30:18.670 --> 00:30:22.369
is with my former hero, current grifter, Adam

00:30:22.369 --> 00:30:26.630
Carolla. I think this gal, like, is leaning into,

00:30:26.670 --> 00:30:28.869
she feels like this is empowering for young people.

00:30:28.869 --> 00:30:35.740
You know, Megyn would be so bad in bed. And she's

00:30:35.740 --> 00:30:38.319
too young. She's young. And now Adam Carolla,

00:30:38.420 --> 00:30:40.500
the guy that did the man show, is so different.

00:30:41.160 --> 00:30:45.559
Shut up. To have spoken to the reams of women

00:30:45.559 --> 00:30:46.960
that I've interviewed and met over the course

00:30:46.960 --> 00:30:50.980
of my life who made those same choices and then

00:30:50.980 --> 00:30:54.140
wound up deeply, deeply unhappy. Yeah, you're

00:30:54.140 --> 00:30:57.200
talking about yourself. I slept around. Probably

00:30:57.200 --> 00:31:01.849
got passed around. Now you regret it. There's

00:31:01.849 --> 00:31:03.710
not other women you've talked to about it. You're

00:31:03.710 --> 00:31:06.349
talking about yourself in third person. Because

00:31:06.349 --> 00:31:09.109
even if you do wind up getting married, finding

00:31:09.109 --> 00:31:12.089
a great partner, he doesn't care about your very

00:31:12.089 --> 00:31:16.890
loose past. You feel disgusting. And what tends

00:31:16.890 --> 00:31:21.009
to happen is women who make that choice, the

00:31:21.009 --> 00:31:22.609
reason, like she says, whatever works for you,

00:31:22.690 --> 00:31:25.250
the reason it would potentially work for one

00:31:25.250 --> 00:31:28.650
woman generally is she's looking for somebody

00:31:28.650 --> 00:31:31.759
else to make her feel Good about herself to make

00:31:31.759 --> 00:31:35.680
her feel beautiful. You're overthinking it. God,

00:31:35.740 --> 00:31:37.480
you know, she'll just use teeth and be like,

00:31:37.500 --> 00:31:44.700
this is all I can do. Here is Joey Fatone talking

00:31:44.700 --> 00:31:47.339
about sexual abuse on the Adam Carolla show.

00:31:47.599 --> 00:31:52.259
Adam's just hitting the fun topics. Oh, yeah.

00:31:52.660 --> 00:31:55.079
It was so cool. And he replaced Howard Stern

00:31:55.079 --> 00:31:57.500
and was one of the first podcasts. Now he's a

00:31:57.500 --> 00:32:01.220
douche bag. before you know what i'm saying for

00:32:01.220 --> 00:32:02.920
me i always had somebody there i mean i guess

00:32:02.920 --> 00:32:04.980
maybe i was raised a little bit better you're

00:32:04.980 --> 00:32:06.859
not hanging out with some old dude by yourself

00:32:06.859 --> 00:32:08.720
in a room anyway let's be let's be smart about

00:32:08.720 --> 00:32:12.680
it but it was just the accusations of it and

00:32:12.680 --> 00:32:14.779
stuff again for me i can speak what i've never

00:32:14.779 --> 00:32:17.640
really seen much about that where it was but

00:32:17.640 --> 00:32:19.680
yeah he was off to me in a sense he was just

00:32:19.680 --> 00:32:22.140
that it felt like he was that lonely guy or was

00:32:22.140 --> 00:32:24.500
that lonely kid that never got a chance to be

00:32:24.500 --> 00:32:26.910
a kid You know what I mean? And have friends.

00:32:26.970 --> 00:32:29.049
And now that he has money, hey, I can be your

00:32:29.049 --> 00:32:31.609
friend now. Let's hang out. It's like that mentality.

00:32:31.730 --> 00:32:33.470
And I think of it like Samuel Michael Jackson.

00:32:33.609 --> 00:32:35.990
He has that mentality of it. All right, so we're

00:32:35.990 --> 00:32:40.309
defending pedophiles now. Good. Not at all. It's

00:32:40.309 --> 00:32:43.349
terrible. A lot of stuff. And Joseph and Jeff

00:32:43.349 --> 00:32:47.789
Kobe broke up. No way. A lot of stuff. Basketball

00:32:47.789 --> 00:32:50.809
player and a lot of stuff. Hag broke up. Call

00:32:50.809 --> 00:32:55.210
the breaking news headlines. Abby Romeo was seen

00:32:55.210 --> 00:32:58.730
after the breakup with David. She's the girl

00:32:58.730 --> 00:33:01.369
from Love on the Spectrum that did not want to

00:33:01.369 --> 00:33:03.750
be intimate with the guy. It seemed to bother

00:33:03.750 --> 00:33:09.970
him. Mormon wife's dirty, rotten moron, Taylor

00:33:09.970 --> 00:33:12.430
Frankie Paul, was supported by Jesse Draper in

00:33:12.430 --> 00:33:17.029
court. That's good. Abusive women supporting

00:33:17.029 --> 00:33:22.400
abusive women. And they wonder why they're not

00:33:22.400 --> 00:33:24.519
respected in the workplace. Oh, let's see here.

00:33:26.160 --> 00:33:30.259
The ketamine middleman for the Matthew Perry

00:33:30.259 --> 00:33:34.940
incident is asking for leniency. Dan Muser is

00:33:34.940 --> 00:33:38.279
slamming Democrats for the shutdown. Yeah, loser.

00:33:38.700 --> 00:33:42.359
Like all the politicians. A Georgia driver was

00:33:42.359 --> 00:33:45.079
arrested after hitting cyclists with an SUV.

00:33:46.920 --> 00:33:50.140
The Obama Foundation sued by a fired employee.

00:33:50.180 --> 00:33:53.240
That's good. Chris Brown's ex -housekeeper fighting

00:33:53.240 --> 00:33:57.480
for dog attacked. Mike the Situation supporting

00:33:57.480 --> 00:34:01.059
Ronnie. Yeah, you know Ronnie. A Jersey Shore

00:34:01.059 --> 00:34:04.579
is a big problem for them. AOC said we might

00:34:04.579 --> 00:34:09.480
have had a gay president. And Lexi Brown, former

00:34:09.480 --> 00:34:14.989
WNBA player, or current, is mad. that people

00:34:14.989 --> 00:34:17.710
are still throwing her under the bus for possibly

00:34:17.710 --> 00:34:24.650
banging Clay Thompson. All right. It is time

00:34:24.650 --> 00:34:44.139
for Jimmy Kimmel News. You on TV with the fake

00:34:44.139 --> 00:34:48.099
grin Same old suit, same old spin Talk slick

00:34:48.099 --> 00:34:50.940
like you run the room But the joke lands hard

00:34:50.940 --> 00:34:53.440
when you walk in You want laughs, I want proof

00:34:53.440 --> 00:34:58.039
You sell punchlines, I sell proof Big talk, lil'

00:34:58.239 --> 00:35:03.380
heat All that nart, still weak You clap for yourself,

00:35:03.599 --> 00:35:08.000
that's sad Try to look cool, still bad I hear

00:35:08.000 --> 00:35:10.880
your name, I just smirk Whole vibe, flimsy, whole

00:35:10.880 --> 00:35:14.920
act, work, work Step up, step up, say it with

00:35:14.920 --> 00:35:19.480
your chest. Act tough, act tough, but you're

00:35:19.480 --> 00:35:25.360
never best to test. Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy Kimmel.

00:35:43.559 --> 00:35:46.559
But they stare now, same old smile, same fake

00:35:46.559 --> 00:35:51.219
wow You swing soft with a velvet glove All that

00:35:51.219 --> 00:35:54.440
chatter, no love I came in with a soft tongue

00:35:54.440 --> 00:35:58.519
You came out sounding half one Every line you

00:35:58.519 --> 00:36:02.139
throw, I dub You want smoke, you out of love

00:36:02.139 --> 00:36:05.820
Look at you, all polished up Still ain't hard,

00:36:05.960 --> 00:36:09.699
still ain't enough I don't hate, I just call

00:36:09.699 --> 00:36:16.070
When you trip, I watch you fall Breaking news.

00:36:16.210 --> 00:36:18.949
There was some shots fired outside of Chris Brown's

00:36:18.949 --> 00:36:26.610
house. That's not good. Spirit Airlines is shutting

00:36:26.610 --> 00:36:31.010
down. Marlon Wayans' three -year -old daughter

00:36:31.010 --> 00:36:34.949
is getting into the family business. Yay! Nepotism!

00:36:35.809 --> 00:36:44.730
Good riddance! Hands up, back up, hear the crowd

00:36:44.730 --> 00:36:49.769
go now. Quiggle that big mass, that's the whole

00:36:49.769 --> 00:36:54.670
purse gone up. Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag. Jimmy

00:36:54.670 --> 00:36:58.650
Kimmel, douchebag. Say it loud, I'll let it drag.

00:36:59.030 --> 00:37:06.230
Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag. Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag.

00:37:06.449 --> 00:37:11.210
Try to flex, but you lag. Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag.

00:37:18.000 --> 00:37:24.760
Oh, yeah! 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy. It's 8 -5 -6 -4

00:37:24.760 --> 00:37:30.099
-9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. Tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.

00:37:30.159 --> 00:37:33.519
You can always email me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail

00:37:33.519 --> 00:37:40.880
.com. Here's Jimmy Kimmel. critiquing Donald

00:37:40.880 --> 00:37:43.820
Trump's marriage. Man, kill him. He used to be

00:37:43.820 --> 00:37:49.019
so funny. Now you're a bitch. Nothing else to

00:37:49.019 --> 00:37:52.719
talk about. Everybody in LA kisses your ass because

00:37:52.719 --> 00:37:54.800
you have power. But I ain't going to kiss your

00:37:54.800 --> 00:38:08.320
ass. You're a bitch. But that wasn't the only

00:38:08.710 --> 00:38:11.269
special relationship on display last night. Our

00:38:11.269 --> 00:38:13.489
first couple, Donald and Melania, who lately

00:38:13.489 --> 00:38:15.769
have seemed closer than ever. And I like to think

00:38:15.769 --> 00:38:18.130
I played a part in that. God, you're a heck.

00:38:18.469 --> 00:38:25.469
A heck! Oh, this stupid liberal is clapping.

00:38:25.650 --> 00:38:30.510
You're all clapping. You're all douchebags. Watch

00:38:30.510 --> 00:38:34.750
them here. Watch their hands, if you will, as

00:38:34.750 --> 00:38:39.000
they enter with the king and queen. He's trying

00:38:39.000 --> 00:38:40.440
to hold her hand and she doesn't want to hold

00:38:40.440 --> 00:38:42.780
it. All right, okay. All right, there you go.

00:38:44.099 --> 00:38:46.800
I'm sure your marriage is great. Your marriage

00:38:46.800 --> 00:38:49.500
to a woman that made you a bitch. When Jimmy

00:38:49.500 --> 00:38:51.539
Kimmel was dating Sarah Silverman, he was freaking

00:38:51.539 --> 00:38:55.920
hilarious. No, he's annoying. Here is Clavicular

00:38:55.920 --> 00:38:58.059
saying he's sober. Yeah, when you're facing a

00:38:58.059 --> 00:39:03.079
lawsuit, you should probably be sober. Hey, TMZ

00:39:03.079 --> 00:39:05.699
here. How are you? How are you? What up, Dan?

00:39:06.230 --> 00:39:07.929
Look, fans, guys, if we got to ask you, I'm going

00:39:07.929 --> 00:39:09.829
to hold this for you. So you're out here hosting

00:39:09.829 --> 00:39:11.949
this amazing event for F1. Tell us about your

00:39:11.949 --> 00:39:15.210
amazing party tonight. So we're hosting McLaren

00:39:15.210 --> 00:39:17.250
at Valcarra. We just came from CeCe's rooftop

00:39:17.250 --> 00:39:19.829
over in Wynwood. So it's going to be a good time.

00:39:20.809 --> 00:39:24.530
All right, whatever. So you're hosting an event.

00:39:24.650 --> 00:39:29.849
This video is super freaking creepy. That's David,

00:39:29.909 --> 00:39:35.340
D4VD. had a foul smell in his house months after

00:39:35.340 --> 00:39:38.079
Celeste's death. So it's him and his Asian friend

00:39:38.079 --> 00:39:42.539
that definitely knew a lot. And this woman. And

00:39:42.539 --> 00:39:49.880
this is what happened. And he's wearing a shirt

00:39:49.880 --> 00:40:12.779
that says, I heart boobs. You're a creep. You

00:40:12.779 --> 00:40:28.059
know what was going on? He said it was because

00:40:28.059 --> 00:40:35.519
he took a dump. That's weird. So she said she

00:40:35.519 --> 00:40:40.960
took a dump too. That's very, I don't know what

00:40:40.960 --> 00:40:46.519
to say to that. I hope he just burns it now.

00:40:47.500 --> 00:40:50.650
I really, I really don't. I don't know if you

00:40:50.650 --> 00:40:53.329
know, but I don't like him. I don't know why

00:40:53.329 --> 00:40:57.050
I said it like that. But I did. And you're going

00:40:57.050 --> 00:41:04.130
to learn to deal with it. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy.

00:41:04.150 --> 00:41:06.909
It's time for Alex Earl News. Ron Hoppy on the

00:41:06.909 --> 00:41:11.829
air. Yeah, we back in this. Turn it up in your

00:41:11.829 --> 00:41:16.230
car. In your cubicle. Got it. Wherever you at.

00:41:16.469 --> 00:41:17.849
Well, maybe you should turn it down at work.

00:41:17.909 --> 00:41:25.219
It's a little dirty. Scroll, same face, same

00:41:25.219 --> 00:41:27.840
pose Filter on thick like them fake friends'

00:41:27.920 --> 00:41:30.820
clothes Capture so deep it don't say one thing

00:41:30.820 --> 00:41:33.539
But the brand deal link always stay front page

00:41:33.539 --> 00:41:36.119
She rehearse that laugh that I'm just like you

00:41:36.119 --> 00:41:39.119
In a hotel mirror with a spontaneous view Wants

00:41:39.119 --> 00:41:41.440
a mic, wants the merch, wants the podcast share

00:41:41.440 --> 00:41:43.440
Say a whole lot of words but there's nothing

00:41:43.440 --> 00:41:46.739
really there Alex Charles is a wannabe, call

00:41:46.739 --> 00:42:13.849
it daddy Wannabe, wannabe Yeah, we got it. Story

00:42:13.849 --> 00:42:16.929
time hit, but it's all prepped tears Got a heartbreak

00:42:16.929 --> 00:42:19.849
arc every couple of years New boy, same plot,

00:42:20.010 --> 00:42:22.329
cue the ring light glow Like we ain't seen this

00:42:22.329 --> 00:42:25.150
rerun four seasons ago Says I'm real, I'm raw,

00:42:25.329 --> 00:42:27.849
I'm a hot mess queen But the hair never moves,

00:42:27.989 --> 00:42:30.610
teeth way too clean Every word sound clipped

00:42:30.610 --> 00:42:33.469
from a promo sheet Whole life, one loan, sponsor

00:42:33.469 --> 00:42:37.380
me, angry shit Alex Earl is a wannabe, call her

00:42:37.380 --> 00:42:41.039
daddy Wanna be, wanna be, wanna be Tryna copy

00:42:41.039 --> 00:42:45.079
every topic, every baddie Come on, I'll talk,

00:42:45.179 --> 00:42:48.300
I'll gloss But it's hollow in the center You

00:42:48.300 --> 00:42:52.579
forget about it, dinner Alex Earl is a wannabe,

00:42:52.760 --> 00:42:56.539
that's tragic Same script, same lines, all plastic

00:42:56.539 --> 00:42:59.739
Poppy, I will call it out, that's the habit We

00:42:59.739 --> 00:43:03.960
allergic to the fake Yeah, we gotta have him

00:43:04.980 --> 00:43:08.400
Runnin', runnin', they confused Clout with a

00:43:08.400 --> 00:43:12.260
soul Turn the timeline to a black hole Pretty

00:43:12.260 --> 00:43:14.960
face, they can take, that's the package But empty

00:43:14.960 --> 00:43:17.599
stays empty, you can't capture magic So we sip

00:43:17.599 --> 00:43:21.219
on truth, that I be brute Every Friday, yeah,

00:43:21.260 --> 00:43:24.820
we review If the crown don't fit, don't grab

00:43:24.820 --> 00:43:28.980
it If the mic too heavy, don't drag it Alex Terrell

00:43:28.980 --> 00:43:32.500
is a wannabe, call her daddy Wannabe, wannabe,

00:43:32.539 --> 00:43:59.139
wannabe Oh yeah! 8 -5 -6. 49, Abby! 8 -5 -6,

00:43:59.179 --> 00:44:05.670
4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.

00:44:05.929 --> 00:44:09.250
You can always email me, RyanHoppyRadio at gmail

00:44:09.250 --> 00:44:23.630
.com. Oh yeah, if you have a really bad breakup,

00:44:23.829 --> 00:44:27.309
I ain't talking about a casual one. When you

00:44:27.309 --> 00:44:31.230
have a really bad breakup. And you see your ex

00:44:31.230 --> 00:44:34.610
in public. It's awkward. The two were seen chatting

00:44:34.610 --> 00:44:37.269
together at an F1 Miami event held by Sports

00:44:37.269 --> 00:44:39.949
Illustrated on April 30th, five months after

00:44:39.949 --> 00:44:42.250
they broke up. In video captured by Daily Mail

00:44:42.250 --> 00:44:44.489
and shared to social media, Alex and Braxton

00:44:44.489 --> 00:44:46.570
stand in the middle of a crowd casually chatting

00:44:46.570 --> 00:44:48.829
with each other. That's awkward. You plot max,

00:44:48.969 --> 00:44:51.309
teammate. Ahead of the event. You weren't even

00:44:51.309 --> 00:44:53.550
that good in bed. Alex filmed herself getting

00:44:53.550 --> 00:44:55.690
ready for the party. All right, there's that.

00:44:56.309 --> 00:44:58.690
She got ready for the party. Good for her. We're

00:44:58.690 --> 00:45:02.070
so proud. You know how to party, honey. Mm -hmm.

00:45:04.989 --> 00:45:10.130
Today on TMZ. Okay, there is a competition July

00:45:10.130 --> 00:45:13.570
4th weekend between Taylor and Travis. Oh, God.

00:45:13.690 --> 00:45:17.349
They're still dating. That's still a thing. And

00:45:17.349 --> 00:45:20.690
Michael Rubin. There are dueling parties. Page

00:45:20.690 --> 00:45:23.889
Six is claiming Michael Rubin moved his iconic

00:45:23.889 --> 00:45:27.110
4th of July party to avoid any conflict with

00:45:27.110 --> 00:45:30.900
Taylor Swift's wedding, which... God. Fiona Hollywood,

00:45:31.380 --> 00:45:35.800
you're all whipped. Allegedly is July 3rd. July

00:45:35.800 --> 00:45:38.599
3rd is Friday. For Taylor and Travis, it makes

00:45:38.599 --> 00:45:41.159
sense to do this over a long weekend. And Taylor

00:45:41.159 --> 00:45:42.360
and Travis are having it on Friday, which saves

00:45:42.360 --> 00:45:44.079
money, which is great. The venues are cheaper.

00:45:46.500 --> 00:45:50.960
King Charles and Queen Camila have arrived in

00:45:50.960 --> 00:45:54.800
the White House. Losers! One's the horse, one's

00:45:54.800 --> 00:45:57.610
the pedophile. They're here to celebrate the

00:45:57.610 --> 00:46:00.630
250th anniversary. 250th of our independence.

00:46:01.030 --> 00:46:02.909
Of us whooping that ass and they put the red

00:46:02.909 --> 00:46:06.250
coat on the lawn. It's diplomatic. Charles is

00:46:06.250 --> 00:46:09.230
set to address Congress. Question. Does he start

00:46:09.230 --> 00:46:15.389
with sorry? Barry Kilgan. He is saying he never

00:46:15.389 --> 00:46:17.530
cheated on Sabrina Carpenter. Yeah. If you're

00:46:17.530 --> 00:46:19.429
cheating on Sabrina Carpenter, that means she's

00:46:19.429 --> 00:46:23.440
high maintenance. It's not true and I never confirmed

00:46:23.440 --> 00:46:26.099
or said anything about it. I didn't know that

00:46:26.099 --> 00:46:28.760
Barry Keoghan had an accent. I need to hear it

00:46:28.760 --> 00:46:32.400
from you. Blah, blah, blah. I'm the one that

00:46:32.400 --> 00:46:40.260
does the talking here. Happy Hot Topic. Today

00:46:40.260 --> 00:46:44.559
on TMZ. okay thankfully no one was seriously

00:46:44.559 --> 00:46:47.380
injured at the white house correspondence dinner

00:46:47.380 --> 00:46:50.199
but there was collateral damage and it has to

00:46:50.199 --> 00:46:55.460
do with being shellfish oh yeah since it happened

00:46:55.460 --> 00:46:57.679
early enough in the evening that people hadn't

00:46:57.679 --> 00:47:00.519
eaten the main course which was lobster all they

00:47:00.519 --> 00:47:03.000
had was salad they were eating salads one guy

00:47:03.000 --> 00:47:05.440
this is why i think it's a little staged but

00:47:05.440 --> 00:47:08.360
also if a person wasn't arrested i think it's

00:47:08.360 --> 00:47:11.940
staged but it's like Someone was arrested. Just

00:47:11.940 --> 00:47:13.780
eating it while the chaos was unfolding. That

00:47:13.780 --> 00:47:15.320
tells you that it was really good. That would

00:47:15.320 --> 00:47:17.440
be a great, like, salad dressing commercial.

00:47:19.119 --> 00:47:22.440
I am stunned at this. We've already finished

00:47:22.440 --> 00:47:25.579
our morning meeting, but we just found out that

00:47:25.579 --> 00:47:29.480
Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz are engaged. Oh,

00:47:29.639 --> 00:47:34.769
yeah! He is. Definitely plow on her. That's the

00:47:34.769 --> 00:47:36.349
word. I don't believe it. What do you mean you

00:47:36.349 --> 00:47:37.550
don't believe it? It's a publicity stunt. His

00:47:37.550 --> 00:47:39.309
album's getting really bad reviews right now.

00:47:39.449 --> 00:47:42.269
You don't get engaged. Yeah, you do in Hollywood.

00:47:42.710 --> 00:47:45.010
That's an annoying line. It's called bad news

00:47:45.010 --> 00:47:48.489
and even worse news. Meg Thee Stallion is now

00:47:48.489 --> 00:47:51.010
single. She said she had to dump Klay Thompson

00:47:51.010 --> 00:47:55.510
because he was cheating. He's an NBA player.

00:47:55.889 --> 00:47:58.610
Thank you, Harvey. He's going to bang her hands.

00:47:59.250 --> 00:48:01.210
They're probably better and bad to snub on these.

00:48:01.329 --> 00:48:03.559
Good point. Right here is the most successful,

00:48:03.719 --> 00:48:10.699
beautiful woman being cheated on. I don't know.

00:48:10.780 --> 00:48:15.719
Megan just has rotten vibes. And also in that

00:48:15.719 --> 00:48:21.960
song, WAP, she's the weak part. Lisa Kudrow is

00:48:21.960 --> 00:48:24.760
reflecting on her experience working on Friends.

00:48:25.260 --> 00:48:28.340
Yeah. It doesn't seem like it was the most fun

00:48:28.340 --> 00:48:32.530
and vibrant. For 20 years after the legendary

00:48:32.530 --> 00:48:35.670
sitcom, also starring Jennifer Aniston, Courtney

00:48:35.670 --> 00:48:38.469
Cox, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, and Matt

00:48:38.469 --> 00:48:41.269
LeBlanc concluded, Lisa alleges that the set

00:48:41.269 --> 00:48:43.789
wasn't always as friendly as the show's name.

00:48:46.599 --> 00:48:48.679
As she tells the Times in an interview published

00:48:48.679 --> 00:48:51.760
April 23rd, there was definitely mean stuff going

00:48:51.760 --> 00:48:54.880
on behind the scenes. Indeed, while the cast

00:48:54.880 --> 00:48:56.980
was extremely close when the cameras stopped

00:48:56.980 --> 00:48:59.780
rolling, Lisa claims the writers weren't always

00:48:59.780 --> 00:49:02.320
the nicest, especially when lines got messed

00:49:02.320 --> 00:49:05.059
up in front of the live studio audience. Lisa

00:49:05.059 --> 00:49:07.360
recalls, if you messed up one of these writers'

00:49:07.460 --> 00:49:10.159
lines or didn't get the perfect response, they

00:49:10.159 --> 00:49:12.300
could be like, can't the b**** f***ing read?

00:49:12.659 --> 00:49:15.789
Boomers are dishbags. she's not even trying she

00:49:15.789 --> 00:49:19.429
up my line but according to the actress it allegedly

00:49:19.429 --> 00:49:22.769
was worse behind closed doors she continues we

00:49:22.769 --> 00:49:24.789
knew that back in the room the guys would be

00:49:24.789 --> 00:49:27.230
up late discussing their sexual fantasies about

00:49:27.230 --> 00:49:33.909
jennifer and courtney it was intense but you

00:49:33.909 --> 00:49:36.269
make 20 million a year off of reruns i think

00:49:36.269 --> 00:49:42.869
you're fine honey Taylor Swift wants to trademark

00:49:42.869 --> 00:49:46.369
her likeness and voice. She probably should because

00:49:46.369 --> 00:49:49.610
of AI. He filed three trademark applications.

00:49:50.170 --> 00:49:53.010
All right, so she did that. Good for her. Oh,

00:49:53.010 --> 00:49:59.349
good for you, honey. The Tennessee judge has

00:49:59.349 --> 00:50:01.650
approved Days of Our Lives star Brandon Barash's

00:50:01.650 --> 00:50:04.150
request for an emergency restraining order against

00:50:04.150 --> 00:50:07.949
ex -wife Kirsten Storm. Yeah, she seems like

00:50:07.949 --> 00:50:11.530
a sociopath. I mean, literally, her name's Storm.

00:50:11.909 --> 00:50:14.690
You're a storm of a person. Claiming the actress

00:50:14.690 --> 00:50:17.449
is in a mental health crisis. Oh, yes, she is.

00:50:17.650 --> 00:50:21.070
Mm -hmm. According to court documents obtained

00:50:21.070 --> 00:50:23.829
by people in TMZ. Oh, they love saying, we obtained

00:50:23.829 --> 00:50:27.829
it. Good job. Brandon's restraining order against

00:50:27.829 --> 00:50:30.710
Kirsten was approved April 27th, following the

00:50:30.710 --> 00:50:33.250
General Hospital star being sued for eviction

00:50:33.250 --> 00:50:35.550
by her landlord. All right, so there's that.

00:50:36.219 --> 00:50:38.500
Her life's in shambles and it can't happen to

00:50:38.500 --> 00:50:45.320
a worse person. I never confirmed or said anything

00:50:45.320 --> 00:50:48.320
about it. I just disappeared. Barry Keoghan explains

00:50:48.320 --> 00:50:51.280
why he went MIA amid Sabrina Carpenter cheating

00:50:51.280 --> 00:50:54.420
rumors. Yeah, you know, she must just, I mean,

00:50:54.440 --> 00:50:59.059
she's freaking hot. Don't get me wrong. You know,

00:50:59.079 --> 00:51:02.579
she must just be so freaking like, when you're

00:51:02.579 --> 00:51:06.230
mad at her, she just makes it worse. Nearly two

00:51:06.230 --> 00:51:08.449
years after the actor and Sabrina Carpenter broke

00:51:08.449 --> 00:51:10.809
up, amid allegations he stepped out on the Grammy

00:51:10.809 --> 00:51:12.869
winner, he's addressing the speculation. Think

00:51:12.869 --> 00:51:15.469
about it. And I love all the comments. Oh, he

00:51:15.469 --> 00:51:18.610
fumbled her. Well, obviously they're cheating

00:51:18.610 --> 00:51:22.010
for a reason. And subsequent backlash. Barry

00:51:22.010 --> 00:51:24.650
said during an April 28th episode of Benny Blanco,

00:51:24.829 --> 00:51:26.949
Lil Dicky, and Kristen Bonalucco's Friends Keep

00:51:26.949 --> 00:51:31.170
Secrets podcast. This podcast, it's just a bunch

00:51:31.170 --> 00:51:54.909
of homies hanging out. Hollywood exes Olivia

00:51:54.909 --> 00:51:57.769
Wilde and Jason Sudeikis' co -parenting relationship

00:51:57.769 --> 00:52:03.380
continues to remain strong. You're doing the

00:52:03.380 --> 00:52:06.539
bare freaking minimum. And so does their personal

00:52:06.539 --> 00:52:09.159
one. Jason and Olivia, who share 12 -year -old

00:52:09.159 --> 00:52:12.199
son Otis and 9 -year -old daughter Daisy, reuniting

00:52:12.199 --> 00:52:15.340
April 27th, keeping it casual as they share a

00:52:15.340 --> 00:52:18.659
new brace. There they are hugging, even though

00:52:18.659 --> 00:52:21.039
she is the one that served him divorce papers

00:52:21.039 --> 00:52:26.159
while on stage. Happy Hot Topic! I know going

00:52:26.159 --> 00:52:29.739
outside is expensive as f*** these days, but

00:52:29.739 --> 00:52:32.539
like, is it this expensive, okay? Simone Biles

00:52:32.539 --> 00:52:35.800
is getting candid about the price it costs to

00:52:35.800 --> 00:52:40.880
walk a red carpet. Oh, shut up, hottie! You entitled

00:52:40.880 --> 00:52:45.300
brat! To TikTok, the Olympic gymnast shares how

00:52:45.300 --> 00:52:48.460
shocked she was after forking out five figures.

00:52:48.699 --> 00:52:51.960
I don't even hear her. I've spent money! Poor

00:52:51.960 --> 00:52:56.630
me! Maybe her husband is the catch. Happy Hot

00:52:56.630 --> 00:53:00.630
Topic. Little Women Atlanta's Miss Juicy is facing

00:53:00.630 --> 00:53:04.250
some serious allegations. Oh, yeah. After being

00:53:04.250 --> 00:53:06.809
arrested for allegedly driving with a suspended

00:53:06.809 --> 00:53:10.070
license and without insurance. What a dummy.

00:53:10.409 --> 00:53:12.849
An online inmate record. Especially in Georgia.

00:53:13.469 --> 00:53:16.250
It's viewed by E! News. Miss Juicy Baby, as she's

00:53:16.250 --> 00:53:18.909
affectionately known by fans. Real name, Charlene

00:53:18.909 --> 00:53:20.809
King Pearson. Can you imagine being a fan of

00:53:20.809 --> 00:53:24.349
her? Oh, I love Miss Juicy. It should be Miss

00:53:24.349 --> 00:53:27.349
Drive. Is being accused of driving with a suspended

00:53:27.349 --> 00:53:30.489
license and without insurance. What a dummy.

00:53:31.650 --> 00:53:34.090
Oh, that's never going to hit me. I'm Miss Juicy.

00:53:34.909 --> 00:53:39.960
Happy Hot Topic! Ray J's claiming his body count

00:53:39.960 --> 00:53:45.679
is 12 ,500. Oh, yeah. And he said people, not

00:53:45.679 --> 00:53:49.260
women. So it's probably a lot of guys. On an

00:53:49.260 --> 00:53:51.719
April 24th episode of the Funky Friday podcast,

00:53:52.159 --> 00:53:55.599
the sex... I'm so funky. The Can I Singer claimed

00:53:55.599 --> 00:53:58.639
he slept with 10 ,000 different people. Before

00:53:58.639 --> 00:54:02.539
clarifying, it's at around 12 ,500 now. All right.

00:54:02.719 --> 00:54:08.539
My penis feels sore just thinking about it. Gas

00:54:08.539 --> 00:54:11.079
prices in the U .S. hit a new high this week.

00:54:11.780 --> 00:54:14.960
Thanks, Trump! The new national average price

00:54:14.960 --> 00:54:19.239
for a gallon of gasoline is $4 .23. Wow, we're

00:54:19.239 --> 00:54:21.840
above the average in Florida. Mm -hmm. According

00:54:21.840 --> 00:54:25.059
to AAA. That marks the highest it's been in four

00:54:25.059 --> 00:54:27.860
years. You're such a dishbag, Trump. You're a

00:54:27.860 --> 00:54:31.480
loser! And all your followers are a bunch of

00:54:31.480 --> 00:54:34.460
morons that dropped out of high school. And a

00:54:34.460 --> 00:54:36.920
dollar higher than they were a year ago. Thanks,

00:54:36.920 --> 00:54:42.760
Dan. Appreciate it. Thanks. God, I hate you.

00:54:42.880 --> 00:54:45.579
I used to not hate him as much. He used to think

00:54:45.579 --> 00:54:47.179
he was tolerable. Now he thinks he's an idiot.

00:54:48.119 --> 00:54:53.559
Happy Hot Topic. Emily Blunt isn't holding back

00:54:53.559 --> 00:54:56.900
on her feelings on John Krasinski style. Oh,

00:54:56.900 --> 00:55:02.579
no. I mean, her last name is literally Blunt.

00:55:02.659 --> 00:55:06.619
Emily Blunt. Smoking Blunt. Shut up. During an

00:55:06.619 --> 00:55:09.699
appearance on the April 28th episode of The Tonight

00:55:09.699 --> 00:55:12.380
Show with Jimmy Fallon, the actress shares how

00:55:12.380 --> 00:55:14.039
when she first heard her husband. God, they do

00:55:14.039 --> 00:55:15.440
that thing on the red carpet where they're like

00:55:15.440 --> 00:55:20.710
laughing. We're famous. Shut up. ...husband's

00:55:20.710 --> 00:55:23.889
idea of wearing a turtleneck to the 2026 Golden

00:55:23.889 --> 00:55:27.369
Globes, it almost gave her the ick. I have a

00:55:27.369 --> 00:55:30.269
full organ rejection to turtles. Oh, I thought

00:55:30.269 --> 00:55:32.429
she was going to say full orgasm. Turtlenecks

00:55:32.429 --> 00:55:35.630
usually, but when John... Here's Jimmy Fallon.

00:55:37.170 --> 00:55:40.170
I don't know how to do interviews, so I laugh.

00:55:41.639 --> 00:55:44.519
He pitched me this outfit and he was like, and

00:55:44.519 --> 00:55:47.659
it's a turtleneck. I had to compose my face into

00:55:47.659 --> 00:55:51.199
like impassive. Oh, that sounds great. You know.

00:55:52.099 --> 00:55:54.599
There's the laughing. I thought you looked like

00:55:54.599 --> 00:55:59.280
Michael Caine. You look so cool. Like a young

00:55:59.280 --> 00:56:03.920
Michael Caine. So cool. Wow. I truly feel stupider.

00:56:04.079 --> 00:56:10.170
For listening to that. Happy Hot Topic. Do we

00:56:10.170 --> 00:56:12.469
have beef with Meryl Streep? Yeah, you know,

00:56:12.489 --> 00:56:14.489
she's probably annoying as hell. Meryl Streep

00:56:14.489 --> 00:56:18.010
has quite the resume. I'm a fan of Meryl Streep.

00:56:18.110 --> 00:56:21.449
Oh, this is Travis being politically correct

00:56:21.449 --> 00:56:25.650
to keep Taylor happy. I'll say it for you, Meryl

00:56:25.650 --> 00:56:29.449
Streep's a hag. I don't have any beef with her.

00:56:29.670 --> 00:56:31.130
You might want to wait until you see this clip.

00:56:31.369 --> 00:56:33.730
The hardest thing about shooting Milan was walking

00:56:33.730 --> 00:56:36.670
in stilettos on the cobblestones. I'd like to

00:56:36.670 --> 00:56:41.559
see Travis Kelsey do that. Oh, what? You know,

00:56:41.579 --> 00:56:45.179
her first smell like broccoli. What? Travis Kelsey

00:56:45.179 --> 00:56:48.179
on new heights, clapping back at the Devil Wears

00:56:48.179 --> 00:56:51.019
Prada two -star Meryl Streep after she threw.

00:56:51.139 --> 00:56:53.099
Let's be honest, he probably didn't really clap

00:56:53.099 --> 00:56:57.460
back. He had to keep it nice for Taylor. Some

00:56:57.460 --> 00:57:00.340
playful shade. The hardest thing about shaking

00:57:00.340 --> 00:57:03.239
the lawn was walking in stilettos on the cobblestones.

00:57:03.360 --> 00:57:06.719
Reminds me of that rap song. Stilettos in the

00:57:06.719 --> 00:57:09.769
club. I'd like to see Travis Kelsey do that.

00:57:10.050 --> 00:57:16.849
Whatever. Oh, what? What? Trev. Oh, Meryl, you

00:57:16.849 --> 00:57:20.789
have no idea how good I am at walking in heels,

00:57:20.909 --> 00:57:23.829
okay? All right, there you go. You know how he

00:57:23.829 --> 00:57:25.550
wants to say so much more, but Taylor's like,

00:57:25.630 --> 00:57:31.739
you can't say that. Happy Hot Topic. Ellen DeGeneres

00:57:31.739 --> 00:57:34.820
and wife Portia de Rossi have a sweet movie date

00:57:34.820 --> 00:57:38.059
night. Yeah, I didn't like this headline. Billie

00:57:38.059 --> 00:57:40.659
Eilish always acts like she's a woman of the

00:57:40.659 --> 00:57:43.920
people. Especially Gen Z. And then she's hanging

00:57:43.920 --> 00:57:47.320
out with Ellen DeGeneres? You're a phony! On

00:57:47.320 --> 00:57:49.760
April 28th, the couple steps out at the London

00:57:49.760 --> 00:57:52.059
premiere of Billie Eilish's upcoming concert

00:57:52.059 --> 00:57:55.480
movie, Hit Me Hard and Soft the Tour. While there,

00:57:55.639 --> 00:57:57.300
they have the chance to meet up with a singer

00:57:57.300 --> 00:58:00.079
and... Listen, Billy, you know she's a bitch

00:58:00.079 --> 00:58:02.059
to people and you still hung out with her? I

00:58:02.059 --> 00:58:05.119
never want to hear you talk about haters. You

00:58:05.119 --> 00:58:08.699
hung out with a moron like her. And snapped a

00:58:08.699 --> 00:58:11.019
quick selfie, which Ellen shared to Instagram

00:58:11.019 --> 00:58:14.079
following the event. The 68 -year -old captions

00:58:14.079 --> 00:58:16.559
the post, Portia and I just left the premiere

00:58:16.559 --> 00:58:19.340
for Billie Eilish's new 3D movie. Doesn't include,

00:58:19.460 --> 00:58:22.219
doesn't include her boobs. That she directed

00:58:22.219 --> 00:58:25.500
with James Cameron. Oh, be sure to go watch that.

00:58:26.380 --> 00:58:29.179
I'm sure it's so funny. The behind the scenes

00:58:29.179 --> 00:58:31.579
footage is amazing. If you weren't able to see

00:58:31.579 --> 00:58:34.039
Billie in concert, this is the next best thing.

00:58:34.460 --> 00:58:37.320
whatever the next best thing would be ellen going

00:58:37.320 --> 00:58:46.079
away and shut up you're annoying there's a young

00:58:46.079 --> 00:58:47.960
girl standing there she goes that's your son's

00:58:47.960 --> 00:58:50.619
daughter in sync star joey fatone says a woman

00:58:50.619 --> 00:58:53.320
once falsely claimed he was the father of her

00:58:53.320 --> 00:58:56.159
child the 49 year old yeah that means he doesn't

00:58:56.159 --> 00:58:59.019
pull out World opens up about being the victim

00:58:59.019 --> 00:59:01.860
of a paternity scam in the third episode of ID

00:59:01.860 --> 00:59:04.159
Network's boy band Confidential Doctrine. I gotta

00:59:04.159 --> 00:59:06.820
see that. I don't have fucking cable on. New

00:59:06.820 --> 00:59:09.280
series revealing that the incident occurred when

00:59:09.280 --> 00:59:12.179
he was just 23 years old and on tour with his...

00:59:12.179 --> 00:59:14.340
Yeah, I'll tell you. I've been through some weird

00:59:14.340 --> 00:59:17.760
pregnancy scares and it's frightening. Like,

00:59:17.840 --> 00:59:22.030
no! No! Fellow bandmates Justin Timberlake, Lance

00:59:22.030 --> 00:59:24.909
Bass, J .C. Shazay, and Chris Kirkpatrick. I

00:59:24.909 --> 00:59:27.789
thought it was Chavez. I've been saying it wrong,

00:59:27.869 --> 00:59:30.829
man. Joey recalls in the doc. I had one girl

00:59:30.829 --> 00:59:32.630
that came to my parents' house when I was on

00:59:32.630 --> 00:59:34.730
the road. Oh, wait, so the boy band's on HBO

00:59:34.730 --> 00:59:38.469
Max? Yes! I know what I'm watching! Mm -hmm.

00:59:38.889 --> 00:59:40.969
My dad opens up the door, and there's a young

00:59:40.969 --> 00:59:42.849
girl standing there. She goes, hi. She goes,

00:59:42.849 --> 00:59:46.030
my name is such -and -such, and that's your son's

00:59:46.030 --> 00:59:52.039
daughter. There you go. Good stuff. Uh, whatever.

00:59:54.440 --> 00:59:57.860
Following rumors of an alleged split from her

00:59:57.860 --> 01:00:00.559
boyfriend of two years, Olivia Rodrigo says she's

01:00:00.559 --> 01:00:03.000
in her most important phase of love. That's what

01:00:03.000 --> 01:00:07.960
all women say. Phase involving friends and community.

01:00:08.420 --> 01:00:09.800
That's what they all say when they go through

01:00:09.800 --> 01:00:11.659
a breakup. Oh, I've been experiencing myself.

01:00:13.159 --> 01:00:15.480
While crying myself to sleep that I ruined a

01:00:15.480 --> 01:00:18.400
good guy. In an interview for Cosmopolitan Magazine

01:00:18.400 --> 01:00:21.699
published April 29, Olivia reveals to best friend

01:00:21.699 --> 01:00:24.679
and former Bizaardvark co -star Madison Hu what

01:00:24.679 --> 01:00:27.420
phase of love she's currently in right now. Olivia

01:00:27.420 --> 01:00:29.739
admitting, oh my God, I'm in the most important

01:00:29.739 --> 01:00:32.880
phase. I don't know why the fucking E! News has

01:00:32.880 --> 01:00:36.219
the AI reporter read the clip when we can actually

01:00:36.219 --> 01:00:38.659
hear the clip. No one wants to hear your boring

01:00:38.659 --> 01:00:41.119
voice. ...love that I'm sitting right across

01:00:41.119 --> 01:00:46.460
from. Whatever, dude. Don't understand. Less

01:00:46.460 --> 01:00:54.780
is more. Mm -hmm. Happy Hot Topic! A mom is frantic.

01:00:55.059 --> 01:00:59.719
A tornado siren is blaring outside. Hot as...

01:01:01.289 --> 01:01:03.409
All she can think about is getting to safety

01:01:03.409 --> 01:01:06.630
with her two children. She races to grab six

01:01:06.630 --> 01:01:10.150
-month -old Charles from the bassinet. Then she

01:01:10.150 --> 01:01:12.730
runs into another bedroom. Yeah, there's nothing.

01:01:12.889 --> 01:01:15.690
Listen, hurricanes are pretty bad. Don't get

01:01:15.690 --> 01:01:20.909
me wrong. But a tornado's trippy, man. You really

01:01:20.909 --> 01:01:23.570
can't have a party around a tornado. To awaken

01:01:23.570 --> 01:01:31.099
her two -year -old son. Mom Katie has to get

01:01:31.099 --> 01:01:34.219
down on her knees in order to safely grip both

01:01:34.219 --> 01:01:36.500
boys in her... And you know that's her favorite

01:01:36.500 --> 01:01:39.539
thing, getting down on her knees. Her arms. All

01:01:39.539 --> 01:01:43.119
as the family dachshund watches. Her husband

01:01:43.119 --> 01:01:47.480
Kyle is rushing home from work. Oh, God. Where's

01:01:47.480 --> 01:01:52.650
Kyle? Oh, geez. This is getting unfunny. Katie

01:01:52.650 --> 01:01:54.869
has to get down the stairs to the basement with

01:01:54.869 --> 01:01:58.090
both kids. The mom of two lives in suburban St.

01:01:58.170 --> 01:02:01.690
Louis. We spoke to Katie today. You didn't have

01:02:01.690 --> 01:02:04.469
time to panic. You had to act. I just thought

01:02:04.469 --> 01:02:06.349
I've got to get them both out of bed right now.

01:02:06.449 --> 01:02:07.949
And I've got to find a way. So what is this?

01:02:08.050 --> 01:02:11.329
Because this was like a home camera. So what's

01:02:11.329 --> 01:02:13.889
this? Just hurry. Like, hey, I was being a mom.

01:02:14.090 --> 01:02:17.250
Let me send it to Inside Edition. Way to carry

01:02:17.250 --> 01:02:21.800
two boys. Oh, whatever. You protected your kids

01:02:21.800 --> 01:02:30.460
during a tornado? Good job! Whatever. Former

01:02:30.460 --> 01:02:35.760
FBI Director James Comey has again been indicted

01:02:35.760 --> 01:02:38.360
by the Justice Department. Hey, you little loser.

01:02:38.679 --> 01:02:41.860
The first indictment was dismissed. This time,

01:02:41.900 --> 01:02:44.400
prosecutors say it's because of a message he

01:02:44.400 --> 01:02:47.099
wrote in the sand. Yeah, you got to be careful

01:02:47.099 --> 01:02:50.239
what you're doing. James Comey allegedly threatened...

01:02:50.239 --> 01:02:54.380
Oh, yes, Cash Patel! You drunken douchebag! In

01:02:54.380 --> 01:02:56.039
the life of the president of the United... You

01:02:56.039 --> 01:02:57.840
got crazy eyes because you're all coked up and

01:02:57.840 --> 01:03:00.320
probably cheating on your life. It states, and

01:03:00.320 --> 01:03:03.480
as you all now know, shortly after posting that

01:03:03.480 --> 01:03:07.440
threat, he deleted. All right, we're done. Yeah,

01:03:09.340 --> 01:03:14.320
Patel just seems insufferable. Happy Hot Topic!

01:03:15.389 --> 01:03:17.730
The Supreme Court heard arguments in a case that

01:03:17.730 --> 01:03:20.429
centers on a popular weed killer with possible

01:03:20.429 --> 01:03:23.949
links to cancer. Bayer has already agreed to

01:03:23.949 --> 01:03:26.730
billions of dollars in payouts related to its

01:03:26.730 --> 01:03:31.230
herbicide Roundup. It contains the chemical glyphosate.

01:03:31.530 --> 01:03:34.369
All right, there you go. The important things

01:03:34.369 --> 01:03:38.349
of the Supreme Court. Thanks, guys. Happy Hot

01:03:38.349 --> 01:03:42.699
Topic! A high stakes courtroom showdown. Elon

01:03:42.699 --> 01:03:46.840
Musk taking the stand, accusing OpenAI CEO Sam

01:03:46.840 --> 01:03:50.480
Altman of lying. Oh, you've never lied, Elon.

01:03:50.639 --> 01:03:54.480
You're literally a deadbeat dad. Stealing a charity.

01:03:54.639 --> 01:03:58.019
Musk, who co -founded OpenAI, says that that

01:03:58.019 --> 01:04:01.159
company broke its original promise to stay non

01:04:01.159 --> 01:04:04.059
-profit. Here's what we're going to do. Chad

01:04:04.059 --> 01:04:09.619
GBT. Chat GBT. Who is going to win in court?

01:04:09.860 --> 01:04:14.840
Elon Musk or Sam Alton? Your boss. Let's see

01:04:14.840 --> 01:04:21.579
what it says. Short answer. There's no way to

01:04:21.579 --> 01:04:24.360
confidently pick a winner here. There you go.

01:04:24.460 --> 01:04:28.000
They had a lot more. Pivoting instead to massive

01:04:28.000 --> 01:04:31.039
profits with products like Chat GBT. There you

01:04:31.039 --> 01:04:35.960
go. Billionaire problems. what's going on here

01:04:35.960 --> 01:04:42.000
no cameras in the courtroom today but i was in

01:04:42.000 --> 01:04:44.760
the third row why are there no cameras in these

01:04:44.760 --> 01:04:48.239
court cases it's sketchy and i can tell you that

01:04:48.239 --> 01:04:51.900
nick looked rattled and run down you're a loser

01:04:51.900 --> 01:04:54.840
you murdered your parents you're a failure all

01:04:54.840 --> 01:04:57.519
they did was try to help you oh but he's mentally

01:04:57.519 --> 01:05:00.320
ill i'm mentally ill too and i don't murder people

01:05:01.070 --> 01:05:03.570
His head is still shaved and he has a goatee.

01:05:03.690 --> 01:05:06.570
He looked pale and frail. He slumped in his chair

01:05:06.570 --> 01:05:08.809
and was wearing a standard jail -issue yellow

01:05:08.809 --> 01:05:11.389
top, meaning he is being housed in a mental health

01:05:11.389 --> 01:05:14.949
ward. God, he's crazy! And blue pants all...

01:05:14.949 --> 01:05:18.570
Dang him. That's a guy with a nickname. God,

01:05:18.630 --> 01:05:23.809
he's a loser. No! Happy Hot Topic! Goldie Hawn's

01:05:23.809 --> 01:05:26.570
golden career was carefully curated by the superstar

01:05:26.570 --> 01:05:30.289
and at a spry 80 years old, she says I'm... She's

01:05:30.289 --> 01:05:33.960
80? God, she looks good. Done it. I had a great

01:05:33.960 --> 01:05:38.099
career and I honor that. There you go. That's

01:05:38.099 --> 01:05:41.460
it. I laugh. I'm kidding. I'm absolutely kidding.

01:05:42.159 --> 01:05:47.199
Happy Hot Topic. I can take whatever joke you

01:05:47.199 --> 01:05:50.039
hit me with, but no fun when the rabbit gets

01:05:50.039 --> 01:05:53.420
the gun. And the rabbit is who? Oh, boy, oh,

01:05:53.420 --> 01:05:57.940
boy. Can this rabbit shoot? Are we wrapped? Chelsea

01:05:57.940 --> 01:06:00.679
Handler has no time for Kevin Hart. I ain't all

01:06:00.679 --> 01:06:03.420
they banged after. And gearing up to get roasted

01:06:03.420 --> 01:06:08.369
himself on Netflix on May 10th. Oh, yeah. Till

01:06:08.369 --> 01:06:11.349
then, this rabbit hit up her caller daddy for

01:06:11.349 --> 01:06:14.570
his own rapid -fire celebrums. Timothy Chalamet.

01:06:14.730 --> 01:06:20.369
The body of a German woman. God, so funny! I

01:06:20.369 --> 01:06:22.989
didn't expect that. Nick Cannon. It's kind of

01:06:22.989 --> 01:06:26.889
f***ing, but it's the truth. Hilarious! Machine

01:06:26.889 --> 01:06:29.750
Gun Kelly. The product of a wrong tattoo choice.

01:06:29.929 --> 01:06:33.389
Patrick Mahomes. Hilarious! Patrick Mahomes has

01:06:33.389 --> 01:06:35.789
a voice that doesn't go with his body. Wise!

01:06:36.130 --> 01:06:40.340
So funny! wow that's why i don't like comedy

01:06:40.340 --> 01:06:42.440
he's the most successful comedian ever i mean

01:06:42.440 --> 01:06:44.820
listen he's hard working but that wasn't funny

01:06:44.820 --> 01:06:54.980
load Please load. Let's turn to the late Val

01:06:54.980 --> 01:06:57.300
Kilmer's daughter, Mercedes Kilmer, breaking

01:06:57.300 --> 01:07:00.500
her silence on today on why she supports his

01:07:00.500 --> 01:07:03.179
controversial AI resurrection in the upcoming

01:07:03.179 --> 01:07:05.960
film, As Deep as the Grave. Don't fear the dead.

01:07:06.199 --> 01:07:09.079
My dad. It is kind of freaky. She's high, by

01:07:09.079 --> 01:07:12.619
the way. Knew about this project and he couldn't

01:07:12.619 --> 01:07:15.159
act the role, but he really wanted to be involved

01:07:15.159 --> 01:07:17.820
in the film. He's cool with it. That's good.

01:07:18.679 --> 01:07:25.199
Gotta go to the dribble. Bianca Sansori is changing

01:07:25.199 --> 01:07:28.260
up her style. Kanye West's wife traded in her

01:07:28.260 --> 01:07:30.980
usual barely there outfits for a more toned down

01:07:30.980 --> 01:07:35.699
conservative look. Oh, yeah. You still see her

01:07:35.699 --> 01:07:38.659
boobs. That ain't that conservative. Columbia

01:07:38.659 --> 01:07:42.969
University, April 28th as a guest critic. Bianca

01:07:42.969 --> 01:07:45.190
and judges were tasked with reviewing student

01:07:45.190 --> 01:07:47.530
submissions at the college's graduate... Can

01:07:47.530 --> 01:07:50.510
you imagine getting life advice from Kanye West's

01:07:50.510 --> 01:07:52.969
wife? ...at School of Architecture, Planning,

01:07:53.050 --> 01:07:56.849
and Preservation. Whatever. She would give the

01:07:56.849 --> 01:07:59.250
worst... Blah, blah, blah. Marry a sociopath.

01:08:00.829 --> 01:08:04.550
Next up, Foo Fighters. Cue the music. No! Damn

01:08:04.550 --> 01:08:09.989
it! Stop! All the news plays the songs that get

01:08:09.989 --> 01:08:14.239
played with copyright. Fuck you, Carson. Even

01:08:14.239 --> 01:08:17.000
though it's not your fault. Yeah, Foo Fighters

01:08:17.000 --> 01:08:19.140
is going to have $30 tickets. I can't play the

01:08:19.140 --> 01:08:22.000
headline. They got the freaking music in there.

01:08:22.180 --> 01:08:30.199
Ridiculous. Today on TMZ. Well, Donald Trump

01:08:30.199 --> 01:08:33.279
may have to fire himself because he told the

01:08:33.279 --> 01:08:35.699
exact same joke that Jimmy Kimmel told. They

01:08:35.699 --> 01:08:41.159
were married for 63 years. Years. That's a record

01:08:41.159 --> 01:08:44.000
we won't be able to match, darling. It's different,

01:08:44.119 --> 01:08:46.279
right? You can make jokes. She's not laughing.

01:08:46.600 --> 01:08:48.539
About yourself that other people can't make.

01:08:48.600 --> 01:08:50.479
You guys make jokes about me all the time. But

01:08:50.479 --> 01:08:58.180
we're your friends. Sydney Sweeney did not fart

01:08:58.180 --> 01:09:01.020
on the set of Euphoria. This video went viral,

01:09:01.060 --> 01:09:06.000
and you hear a fart. It's a fake fart! She did

01:09:06.000 --> 01:09:08.560
not on camera. There's no doubt she did at some

01:09:08.560 --> 01:09:11.279
point. I have it on good authority. She did not

01:09:11.279 --> 01:09:13.979
fart. Does she fart, though? I didn't do a follow

01:09:13.979 --> 01:09:20.520
-up. Dear Party News! Mike Drable's wife. Mike.

01:09:20.600 --> 01:09:25.800
Man, she is letting him do it. I have no sympathy

01:09:25.800 --> 01:09:29.500
for her. She loves it. He's sticking by his side.

01:09:29.659 --> 01:09:31.819
She was spotted still rocking her wedding ring.

01:09:32.060 --> 01:09:58.149
That's sad. There you fricking go. What's going

01:09:58.149 --> 01:10:02.880
on with Chet Hanks? Happy Hot Topic! It's not

01:10:02.880 --> 01:10:05.199
what you think, you know? Chet Hanks, the son

01:10:05.199 --> 01:10:07.420
of celebs Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, explains

01:10:07.420 --> 01:10:10.840
why he's living in a trailer park. You're like

01:10:10.840 --> 01:10:14.079
trash! The Running Point actor stops by The Tonight

01:10:14.079 --> 01:10:16.359
Show starring Jimmy Fallon, and during the chat,

01:10:16.520 --> 01:10:19.039
Chet goes into his musical pursuits, specifically

01:10:19.039 --> 01:10:21.399
his goal of becoming a country artist with his

01:10:21.399 --> 01:10:23.859
band Something Out West. Oh, so you're a nepo,

01:10:23.960 --> 01:10:28.770
baby! The celeb says he moved to Nashville to...

01:10:28.770 --> 01:10:31.869
All right, go have sex with Bunny XL and get

01:10:31.869 --> 01:10:35.850
a career. Whatever. Mm -hmm. Kate Hudson says

01:10:35.850 --> 01:10:37.729
she's a firm believer that things happen the

01:10:37.729 --> 01:10:40.369
way they're supposed to. Yeah, you know. She

01:10:40.369 --> 01:10:43.789
just seems, I don't know, so wishy -washy. And

01:10:43.789 --> 01:10:46.210
that includes missing out on iconic roles like

01:10:46.210 --> 01:10:48.909
Andy Sachs in The Devil Wears Prada. The Oscar

01:10:48.909 --> 01:10:51.010
nom stomping by the... Yeah, she's telling herself

01:10:51.010 --> 01:10:54.970
that to make herself feel better. Mm -hmm. The

01:10:54.970 --> 01:10:56.649
Drew Barrymore Show, April 3rd. Oh, the Drew

01:10:56.649 --> 01:10:58.949
Barrymore Show, where they touch each other.

01:10:59.850 --> 01:11:01.909
But if a man were to touch a woman, that would

01:11:01.909 --> 01:11:04.529
not be allowed. Revealing she gave up the role

01:11:04.529 --> 01:11:07.270
of Andy Sachs, played by Anne Hathaway in The

01:11:07.270 --> 01:11:11.170
Devil Wears Prada. Hang on. Never seen the movie

01:11:11.170 --> 01:11:13.369
besides in my aunt's house. That's whatever.

01:11:14.590 --> 01:11:20.710
Sophia Umansky is revealing her beauty secret.

01:11:21.050 --> 01:11:27.130
I am. What is it? Makeup! The 26 -year -old daughter

01:11:27.130 --> 01:11:29.270
of former The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

01:11:29.270 --> 01:11:32.470
couple Kyle Richards and Mauricio Umansky. Ah,

01:11:32.529 --> 01:11:35.329
so she's damaged goods. revealed during an april

01:11:35.329 --> 01:11:38.409
28 tick tock that she recently underwent breast

01:11:38.409 --> 01:11:41.390
lift surgery after weight loss from using glp

01:11:41.390 --> 01:11:43.670
-1 medication i'm on jar for a little over a

01:11:43.670 --> 01:11:45.750
year now and at first i lost a ton of weight

01:11:45.750 --> 01:11:48.529
very rapidly and then i gained weight back and

01:11:48.529 --> 01:11:51.430
then not she's doing that thing the girls do

01:11:51.430 --> 01:11:54.770
that so riveting contact you know what it is

01:11:54.770 --> 01:11:57.989
putting on makeup in front of a mirror riveting

01:11:57.989 --> 01:12:04.970
stop you're so bold and brave Wow. You're doing

01:12:04.970 --> 01:12:07.810
makeup in front of a video like Alex Earl? How

01:12:07.810 --> 01:12:13.310
original. It's time for Britney Spears news.

01:12:19.109 --> 01:12:32.109
Got it. Fuck my haters. Talk wild bout sex, love

01:12:32.109 --> 01:12:34.770
datin' Sleep beat, sun signal, hit the equator

01:12:34.770 --> 01:12:38.649
Local boy talk like a glowing narrator Lame Lula

01:12:38.649 --> 01:12:41.470
on the grave, she a queen Her on the board, her

01:12:41.470 --> 01:12:44.010
on the screen Freeze is free, that y 'all fell

01:12:44.010 --> 01:12:46.670
for the plan Whole thing spun by the suits, not

01:12:46.670 --> 01:12:50.229
the fans Britney News is back, crap crazy, crazy

01:12:50.229 --> 01:12:53.069
Y 'all got played and the story got hazy They

01:12:53.069 --> 01:12:55.329
sold you a script, y 'all caught it Cause when

01:12:55.329 --> 01:12:57.369
the cash came first, you just can't lose love

01:12:57.369 --> 01:13:00.159
Britney News is back, crap crazy, crazy They

01:13:00.159 --> 01:13:01.899
wrote the whole time, y 'all call it amazing

01:13:01.899 --> 01:13:04.340
Turn that dial, hoppy touch through the scam

01:13:04.340 --> 01:13:08.380
Girl, why show, but it talk like fam Go back

01:13:08.380 --> 01:13:11.380
joints in the cut, we vibin' Then we dive deep

01:13:11.380 --> 01:13:14.439
in the laze, right Teen idols push like perfect

01:13:14.439 --> 01:13:17.779
angles Every tabloid angle, all triangles Spin,

01:13:17.819 --> 01:13:20.539
spin, spin till the truths look fake Whole fanbase

01:13:20.539 --> 01:13:22.819
fake like a birthday cake You were hashtags,

01:13:23.100 --> 01:13:25.560
merch, and a wristband They were private jets,

01:13:25.619 --> 01:13:28.479
you were Quintan Bringing on this black crap,

01:13:28.560 --> 01:13:31.270
crazy, crazy Y 'all got played and the story

01:13:31.270 --> 01:13:33.729
got hazy They sold you a script, y 'all called

01:13:33.729 --> 01:13:35.909
it a cause But the cash came first, you just

01:13:35.909 --> 01:13:38.770
gave him a fly When he knew this, that crap crazed

01:13:38.770 --> 01:13:40.829
They wrote the whole plot, y 'all caught in a

01:13:40.829 --> 01:13:43.090
maze And turned that dial, Hoppy cut through

01:13:43.090 --> 01:13:46.010
the scam Worldwide show, but he talk like damn

01:13:46.010 --> 01:13:50.449
Who you trust? Them or us? Who you love? Her

01:13:50.449 --> 01:13:52.909
or Buzz? You know on the left, Hop is geek, that

01:13:52.909 --> 01:14:32.220
real If it sound too clean Oh yeah! 856 -49 -HOPPY

01:14:32.220 --> 01:14:40.220
856 -49 -467 -73 Tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio

01:14:40.220 --> 01:14:53.850
You can always email me Brittany entering rehab

01:14:53.850 --> 01:14:57.149
on her own is likely a factor the district attorney

01:14:57.149 --> 01:14:59.710
took into consideration. If somebody is self

01:14:59.710 --> 01:15:02.810
-motivated to do better, it shows that they're

01:15:02.810 --> 01:15:05.029
taking accountability. Yesterday is the first

01:15:05.029 --> 01:15:07.289
time Brittany has been seen out and about since

01:15:07.289 --> 01:15:09.890
reportedly completing rehab, looking carefree

01:15:09.890 --> 01:15:12.710
in the passenger seat of a Mercedes -Benz G -Wagon

01:15:12.710 --> 01:15:15.270
with her feet up on the dashboard. On the same

01:15:15.270 --> 01:15:17.930
day, prosecutors formally charged the 44 -year

01:15:17.930 --> 01:15:20.289
-old with driving under the influence of any

01:15:20.289 --> 01:15:23.560
alcohol and drug. The Ventura, California District

01:15:23.560 --> 01:15:25.760
Attorney's Office tells Access they will offer

01:15:25.760 --> 01:15:27.920
Brittany what's called a wet, reckless plea.

01:15:28.039 --> 01:15:31.060
Oh, yeah. Even on Monday as NBC legal analyst.

01:15:31.159 --> 01:15:32.659
It's the first time she's been wet in years.

01:15:32.920 --> 01:15:37.699
There you go. There's Brittany Ness. Isn't your

01:15:37.699 --> 01:15:40.880
life better off now that you know that? Happy

01:15:40.880 --> 01:15:45.449
Hot Topic! Brooke Hogan is shutting down the

01:15:45.449 --> 01:15:48.149
rumor mill. The daughter of the late Hulk Hogan

01:15:48.149 --> 01:15:51.029
claps back at speculation that she's romantically

01:15:51.029 --> 01:15:54.529
involved with her HGTV Rock the Block teammate,

01:15:54.909 --> 01:15:59.130
Scott McGilvery. Listen, I like Brooke Hogan.

01:15:59.210 --> 01:16:01.909
I know people that know her. She's a very nice

01:16:01.909 --> 01:16:05.890
lady, very hot ass woman. But the thing is, if

01:16:05.890 --> 01:16:08.090
you're having to address it. there might be a

01:16:08.090 --> 01:16:11.369
little truth well 28th the 37 year old takes

01:16:11.369 --> 01:16:17.979
to instagram to share 37 It was of Scott spending

01:16:17.979 --> 01:16:21.119
time with her husband, Steven Olekski, along

01:16:21.119 --> 01:16:24.300
with their 16 -month -old twins, Oliver and Molly.

01:16:24.699 --> 01:16:27.420
The reality star writes in the caption, people

01:16:27.420 --> 01:16:29.739
love to speculate. There's been a lot of people

01:16:29.739 --> 01:16:32.119
commenting on posts of me and Scott suggesting

01:16:32.119 --> 01:16:35.140
we have a thing going on. And honestly, it's

01:16:35.140 --> 01:16:37.939
just mean and hateful. Maybe they're in an open

01:16:37.939 --> 01:16:40.300
relationship like Tampa Morning Radio, where

01:16:40.300 --> 01:16:42.659
it's a little more one -sided on a man. Happy

01:16:42.659 --> 01:16:48.600
Hot Topic! Let's go to Hollywood now where cameras

01:16:48.600 --> 01:16:51.079
were rolling as Dwayne Johnson was pulled over

01:16:51.079 --> 01:16:56.720
by police. We were with The Rock just minutes

01:16:56.720 --> 01:16:59.460
earlier on Hollywood Boulevard at the star -packed

01:16:59.460 --> 01:17:01.960
Walk of Fame ceremony for Emily Blunt and Stanley

01:17:01.960 --> 01:17:12.060
Tucci. Dwayne was pulled over less than two miles

01:17:12.060 --> 01:17:15.340
away. The offense? Tinted windows. He's famous!

01:17:15.560 --> 01:17:20.140
I love him! Douchebag! He kept his cool as he

01:17:20.140 --> 01:17:22.640
talked with the officer. At one point, getting

01:17:22.640 --> 01:17:25.520
out of the car to grab his license, then signing

01:17:25.520 --> 01:17:29.659
the ticket before leaving. There you go. I don't

01:17:29.659 --> 01:17:33.899
like cops. I like the good ones. The problem

01:17:33.899 --> 01:17:37.539
is the good ones don't run in departments. I

01:17:37.539 --> 01:17:44.699
realized that I wasn't mad at him anymore. I

01:17:44.699 --> 01:17:48.060
was still kind of mad at America because when

01:17:48.060 --> 01:17:50.500
he went off the rails and went crazy, a lot of

01:17:50.500 --> 01:17:52.800
people seemed to enjoy that. Yeah, you know,

01:17:52.819 --> 01:17:54.779
it's kind of funny that I was in high school.

01:17:56.119 --> 01:17:58.520
But he just kept saying, no, no, no, you know,

01:17:58.520 --> 01:18:01.039
I'm in the hospital now, but next week I'll be

01:18:01.039 --> 01:18:03.119
ready for the show. I thought, well, OK, you

01:18:03.119 --> 01:18:05.880
know, let's let's if the time is to be honest,

01:18:06.020 --> 01:18:09.619
let's let's be honest. Time heals as John Cryer

01:18:09.619 --> 01:18:12.439
reveals he's in a place of forgiveness with his

01:18:12.439 --> 01:18:14.800
two and a half men brother, Charlie Sheen. Oh,

01:18:14.800 --> 01:18:18.399
my God. I used to love that show. Until Ashton

01:18:18.399 --> 01:18:21.520
Kutcher ruined it because he's a douchebag. Saying

01:18:21.520 --> 01:18:25.239
he's open to friendship again. That's good. 15

01:18:25.239 --> 01:18:27.880
years after... Wow, that's giving me a crisis.

01:18:28.840 --> 01:18:31.739
Charlie's off -camera behavior derailed their

01:18:31.739 --> 01:18:34.300
hit sitcom. I do need to take responsibility

01:18:34.300 --> 01:18:36.859
for the damage I've caused. He's a very complicated

01:18:36.859 --> 01:18:39.760
guy, and we had a complicated relationship. I

01:18:39.760 --> 01:18:43.640
knew him as a... All right, there you go. What's

01:18:43.640 --> 01:18:50.000
going on here? And finally, Nikki Glaser, the

01:18:50.000 --> 01:18:51.960
hilarious comedian, is sitting down... Oh, she's

01:18:51.960 --> 01:18:55.079
so funny! with Willie Geist for this weekend's

01:18:55.079 --> 01:18:58.539
edition of Sunday Today. And during their conversation,

01:18:58.840 --> 01:19:02.520
they banged! Nikki got real, as she's been known

01:19:02.520 --> 01:19:06.439
to do, about what it's like having her mom and

01:19:06.439 --> 01:19:09.420
dad in the audience while she taped her latest

01:19:09.420 --> 01:19:14.180
Yeah, I queefed! Haha, sorry mom! Is there anything

01:19:14.180 --> 01:19:16.520
you won't say in front of your parents? Because

01:19:16.520 --> 01:19:19.359
on that stage it certainly appeared not. On that

01:19:19.359 --> 01:19:21.520
night, no. And I even told them, like, listen,

01:19:21.640 --> 01:19:24.279
usually when they come to my live shows, I will

01:19:24.279 --> 01:19:26.479
literally say into the microphone, hey, dad,

01:19:26.640 --> 01:19:29.199
you might want to go out to the merch booth and

01:19:29.199 --> 01:19:31.520
get a T -shirt right now. But for the special,

01:19:31.640 --> 01:19:33.119
I couldn't really tell him to leave because we

01:19:33.119 --> 01:19:35.140
were at a taping and I just had to disassociate.

01:19:35.619 --> 01:19:42.439
I am Benjamin! Sorry, dad! Kathy Hilton's proving

01:19:42.439 --> 01:19:46.060
anyone can get scammed by AI, including the rich

01:19:46.060 --> 01:19:49.140
and famous. During the Season 15 Real Housewives

01:19:49.140 --> 01:19:51.600
of Beverly Hills reunion... But you're stopping!

01:19:52.060 --> 01:19:55.159
...on Bravo and Peacock May 1st, Kathy Hilton

01:19:55.159 --> 01:19:58.340
revealing she was duped by an AI -generated diet

01:19:58.340 --> 01:20:01.000
falsely tied to Oprah Winfrey, Michelle Obama,

01:20:01.300 --> 01:20:05.000
and Kelly Clarkson. Mm -hmm. Kathy admitting

01:20:05.000 --> 01:20:07.319
to her fellow castmates, I went on the Jell -O

01:20:07.319 --> 01:20:09.840
diet. There's a new Jell -O diet that Oprah Winfrey,

01:20:09.880 --> 01:20:12.239
Michelle Obama, Kelly Clarkson did with vinegar

01:20:12.239 --> 01:20:14.899
and baking soda. While she says she dropped a

01:20:14.899 --> 01:20:17.680
couple pounds, the 67 -year -old. I said she

01:20:17.680 --> 01:20:21.420
fell for it. The boomers don't know how to handle

01:20:21.420 --> 01:20:27.300
it. stepping into this role as a bachelorette

01:20:27.300 --> 01:20:30.239
will be new for me last year my client she was

01:20:30.239 --> 01:20:32.800
announced as abc's bachelorette the season was

01:20:32.800 --> 01:20:36.340
supposed to she's a sociopath debuted on march

01:20:36.340 --> 01:20:40.079
22nd however on march 19th the same day he filed

01:20:40.079 --> 01:20:42.560
his amended request for a protective order a

01:20:42.560 --> 01:20:45.460
news outlet published the video of this incident

01:20:45.460 --> 01:20:48.239
yeah you know where she beat up the man and if

01:20:48.239 --> 01:20:50.600
a man did that to a woman he'd be charged but

01:20:50.600 --> 01:20:54.329
ah she's a beautiful woman for a tv show And

01:20:54.329 --> 01:20:56.670
women wonder why they're not always respected.

01:20:56.850 --> 01:21:00.069
Women want equal rights. And they so deserve

01:21:00.069 --> 01:21:03.729
it. I cannot specify that enough. But if you

01:21:03.729 --> 01:21:06.689
want equal rights, you gotta be charged equally.

01:21:08.300 --> 01:21:10.659
In one of the biggest bombshells in court yesterday,

01:21:10.920 --> 01:21:12.960
it was revealed that one of Taylor's Secret Lives

01:21:12.960 --> 01:21:15.779
of Mormon Wives castmates, Jesse Draper, claimed

01:21:15.779 --> 01:21:17.699
to have witnessed Dakota threatening to release

01:21:17.699 --> 01:21:20.119
that very video to destroy Taylor. Of course

01:21:20.119 --> 01:21:22.079
Jesse's going to say that. That's her friend.

01:21:22.399 --> 01:21:25.619
That's her homie. Just as her bachelorette season

01:21:25.619 --> 01:21:28.800
was about to premiere. Taylor, I just, I don't

01:21:28.800 --> 01:21:32.220
like the non -accountability. And in that video,

01:21:32.380 --> 01:21:34.579
she seemed like the type of woman that like,

01:21:34.619 --> 01:21:37.329
just pouts. the bear. It's never like, oh, I'm

01:21:37.329 --> 01:21:38.949
going to go outside for five minutes. She just

01:21:38.949 --> 01:21:42.310
pokes the bear during the argument. Shut up!

01:21:42.510 --> 01:21:45.949
Understand, he denies having done this. In addition

01:21:45.949 --> 01:21:48.289
to the timing, which is extremely coincidental.

01:21:48.449 --> 01:21:52.789
Oh, poor you! Maybe don't beat up your family,

01:21:52.869 --> 01:21:55.090
honey. The narration of Jesse Draper indicates

01:21:55.090 --> 01:21:56.930
that in the days leading up to the March League,

01:21:57.029 --> 01:22:00.270
that he was venting his frustrations with cops

01:22:00.270 --> 01:22:03.810
not doing anything. Alright, and here's the voice

01:22:03.810 --> 01:22:07.680
memo from Jesse Draper. and just today a voice

01:22:07.680 --> 01:22:10.100
memo from jesse to dakota from around that time

01:22:10.100 --> 01:22:12.619
has been leaked to tmz where jesse seemingly

01:22:12.619 --> 01:22:15.779
takes dakota's play the fucking tape right we

01:22:15.779 --> 01:22:18.060
know that this situation is dangerous and it

01:22:18.060 --> 01:22:20.340
needs to change and if she gets away with this

01:22:20.340 --> 01:22:22.420
with no consequences then like it's not good

01:22:22.420 --> 01:22:26.060
for anyone especially the kids whatever we want

01:22:26.060 --> 01:22:29.479
accountability and we want equal rights Unless

01:22:29.479 --> 01:22:45.319
we're criminally charged. Then we don't! No port

01:22:45.319 --> 01:22:48.260
and pad Epstein's Island, snakes in the grass

01:22:48.260 --> 01:22:51.399
Hoppy on the mic, spittin' up facts While MAGA

01:22:51.399 --> 01:22:53.899
folks blind, got their heads in the past Golden

01:22:53.899 --> 01:22:56.720
Tower dreams, but the soul's hollow Followers

01:22:56.720 --> 01:22:59.180
sippin' Kool -Aid, they blindly swallow He ain't

01:22:59.180 --> 01:23:02.079
a savior, just a brand to sell Narcissist king

01:23:02.079 --> 01:23:05.260
with a gilded shell Brian Hoppy callin' it, no

01:23:05.260 --> 01:23:08.119
filter, no cap Proof cuts deeper, sharper than

01:23:08.119 --> 01:23:10.760
a trap Not a trunk when the Epstein's Island's

01:23:10.760 --> 01:23:13.100
out There's tears, but the truth ain't silent

01:23:13.100 --> 01:23:16.489
time Just loves the reflection of Khan in the

01:23:16.489 --> 01:23:20.909
mirror Chasing perfection Red Hat screaming he's

01:23:20.909 --> 01:23:23.569
one of us But he's eating filet while they scrape

01:23:23.569 --> 01:23:26.329
the crust Tomorrow Lego party, champagne fountain

01:23:26.329 --> 01:23:29.189
While they climbing up dead like Galen Mounds

01:23:29.189 --> 01:23:32.029
Happy hour buzz, breaking the trance Pull the

01:23:32.029 --> 01:23:37.039
curtain back, man, he don't dance But the greed

01:23:37.039 --> 01:23:39.840
in his grin can't be disguised Donald Trump went

01:23:39.840 --> 01:23:42.739
to Epstein's Island Making cheers but the truth

01:23:42.739 --> 01:23:45.960
ain't silent He don't care, just loves a reflection

01:23:45.960 --> 01:23:49.539
A con in the mirror, chasing perfection Heroes

01:23:49.539 --> 01:24:01.119
they crave but they worship a fraud No messiah,

01:24:01.199 --> 01:24:04.039
just a man with a plan to take what he can and

01:24:04.039 --> 01:24:06.739
leave you in the sand. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

01:24:06.859 --> 01:24:18.380
oh, oh, oh. Oh, yeah. 856 -499 -OB. 856 -494

01:24:18.380 --> 01:24:26.619
-6773. You can tweet at me at RyanOBRadio. Always

01:24:26.619 --> 01:24:44.239
email me, RyanOBRadio .com. So, Ryan, meanwhile,

01:24:44.380 --> 01:24:46.000
you've got Secretary Hexeth there testifying

01:24:46.000 --> 01:24:48.560
in the Senate. Over in the House, there's this

01:24:48.560 --> 01:24:50.579
bill that was passed to end the partial government

01:24:50.579 --> 01:24:53.800
shutdown. Yeah, I feel like if the higher -ups

01:24:53.800 --> 01:24:56.819
in the government weren't paid, then the government

01:24:56.819 --> 01:25:00.319
shutdown would have been fixed much sooner. What's

01:25:00.319 --> 01:25:03.000
the latest on that? Yeah, finally, Craig, President

01:25:03.000 --> 01:25:05.340
Trump signed that bill yesterday, ending the

01:25:05.340 --> 01:25:09.380
record 75 -day partial government shutdown. Oh,

01:25:09.520 --> 01:25:11.140
yeah, remember when he had that quote, like when

01:25:11.140 --> 01:25:13.199
Obama had the shutdown, where he's like, if the

01:25:13.199 --> 01:25:15.920
shutdown happens during the presidency, it goes

01:25:15.920 --> 01:25:18.020
on the president. And then he has the record

01:25:18.020 --> 01:25:21.359
longest shutdown. You're a loser! Restores funding

01:25:21.359 --> 01:25:23.079
for the Department of Homeland Security that

01:25:23.079 --> 01:25:25.140
includes key agencies like... All right, there

01:25:25.140 --> 01:25:28.130
it is, man. And then there's this headline right

01:25:28.130 --> 01:25:34.909
here. Now to a new development connected to the

01:25:34.909 --> 01:25:37.569
Jeffrey Epstein case. A former cellmate telling

01:25:37.569 --> 01:25:40.210
the New York Times he found a supposed suicide

01:25:40.210 --> 01:25:42.869
note written by the late convicted sex offender.

01:25:42.970 --> 01:25:47.550
I'm sure it's so real. Just weeks before his

01:25:47.550 --> 01:25:50.090
death, NBC senior legal correspondent Laura Jarrett.

01:25:50.090 --> 01:25:53.029
If you fall for this, you're stupid. here with

01:25:53.029 --> 01:25:54.909
the details this morning good morning to you

01:25:54.909 --> 01:25:57.229
what's the latest on that yes another bizarre

01:25:57.229 --> 01:26:00.130
twist in this case guy it's a possible suicide

01:26:00.130 --> 01:26:03.470
note according to this cellmate this former cellmate

01:26:03.470 --> 01:26:05.989
of jeffrey epstein who according to the new york

01:26:05.989 --> 01:26:08.149
times which was probably paid off to say that

01:26:08.149 --> 01:26:12.170
probably helped make the letter First reported

01:26:12.170 --> 01:26:15.010
this. He finds the cell. He finds the note, I

01:26:15.010 --> 01:26:16.869
should say, tucked away in a book. They shared

01:26:16.869 --> 01:26:19.810
this cell. Epstein later gets transferred. His

01:26:19.810 --> 01:26:22.590
death obviously ruled a suicide. But this is

01:26:22.590 --> 01:26:25.050
the first we're ever hearing of this possible

01:26:25.050 --> 01:26:27.810
suicide note. We haven't seen the note. The New

01:26:27.810 --> 01:26:30.289
York Times also hasn't seen it. It also wasn't

01:26:30.289 --> 01:26:32.369
released as part of the so -called Epstein files.

01:26:32.470 --> 01:26:34.449
Remember those millions? Yeah, this is why it's

01:26:34.449 --> 01:26:36.890
not believable. It was probably made with crayon.

01:26:37.029 --> 01:26:41.039
It's a pages of doc. What? Ever. If you fall

01:26:41.039 --> 01:27:09.000
for that, you're stupid. Feelings in the hearse,

01:27:09.000 --> 01:27:11.840
kid You click the T, now you get the whole thermos

01:27:11.840 --> 01:27:14.039
The libs playin' games, yeah, actin' like they

01:27:14.039 --> 01:27:16.479
saints Got a whole spouse home, still slidin'

01:27:16.479 --> 01:27:19.279
to the dates Screenshots saved, little goodnight,

01:27:19.300 --> 01:27:21.779
babe Then they on the yacht pick, tryna hide

01:27:21.779 --> 01:27:24.579
the face From the field to the runway, everybody

01:27:24.579 --> 01:27:27.579
frontin' Postin' healing energy while they DM

01:27:27.579 --> 01:27:29.859
huntin' Scrollin' through the gram, all I see

01:27:29.859 --> 01:27:32.220
is double lives You can't tag the man, but you

01:27:32.220 --> 01:27:56.890
tag the watch He buys, it's that side chick Who

01:27:56.890 --> 01:27:59.350
you trying to text? Got a ring on your hand Still

01:27:59.350 --> 01:28:01.810
shopping for the next P All teams stressing,

01:28:01.909 --> 01:28:03.810
trying to spin it for the press But the group

01:28:03.810 --> 01:28:06.590
chat memes got receipts on deck From the field

01:28:06.590 --> 01:28:09.289
goals missing to the model in the mist One post

01:28:09.289 --> 01:28:12.670
off life, next post side twist You a free spirit

01:28:12.670 --> 01:28:15.430
but the rent still split Funny how the timeline

01:28:15.430 --> 01:28:18.270
never shows that bit Look, I'm just reading what

01:28:18.270 --> 01:28:20.810
the headlines say I'm the voice in your car,

01:28:20.890 --> 01:28:23.710
you pretend you hate Laughing at the drama, yeah

01:28:23.710 --> 01:28:26.250
we know it ain't new Same story now, same story

01:28:31.659 --> 01:28:34.899
Every fraud, every fling, every late night move

01:28:34.899 --> 01:28:38.380
We expose, we amuse Yeah, we say it like it is

01:28:38.380 --> 01:28:41.399
on an afternoon cruise Side chick moves Whole

01:28:41.399 --> 01:28:44.020
world tuned to the truth You can't hide from

01:28:44.020 --> 01:28:46.739
your man, can't hide from this move Side chick

01:28:46.739 --> 01:28:51.739
moves Breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking,

01:28:52.000 --> 01:28:53.680
breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking Another

01:28:53.680 --> 01:29:23.289
is complicated You would not believe it, but

01:29:23.289 --> 01:29:33.770
I just ran down the hallway to piss. Oh yeah,

01:29:35.289 --> 01:29:38.170
let's get into it, all right? Now I'm out of

01:29:38.170 --> 01:29:50.699
breath. 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. There's

01:29:50.699 --> 01:29:53.560
rumors that the Vrabels might be in an open relationship.

01:29:54.220 --> 01:30:00.220
No way! Also, you know how Diana Rossini coincidentally

01:30:00.220 --> 01:30:03.659
helped save that person from that car crash the

01:30:03.659 --> 01:30:05.579
day after she was caught being a side chick?

01:30:06.020 --> 01:30:10.619
Mm -hmm. That might have been staged. No way!

01:30:24.519 --> 01:30:30.479
Whatever! Happy Hot Topic! Hailey Bieber is serving

01:30:30.479 --> 01:30:34.359
up some hot takes. Oh yeah! She's a side chick!

01:30:35.000 --> 01:30:38.000
And a little wellness tea. While celebrating

01:30:38.000 --> 01:30:41.300
her brand making the Time 100 most influential

01:30:41.300 --> 01:30:45.279
companies list. Oh yeah, she's a... Good old

01:30:45.279 --> 01:30:48.600
side chick. Road founder gets real about the

01:30:48.600 --> 01:30:51.760
latest health trends. On April 30th, the longtime

01:30:51.760 --> 01:30:54.100
Pilates. Gosh, she's a hot piece of ass. I cannot

01:30:54.100 --> 01:30:56.760
lie about that. Pilates princess tells time.

01:30:57.060 --> 01:30:59.859
I love Pilates, but I think it's become a little

01:30:59.859 --> 01:31:02.560
bit of like a fad. And it's really hard to find

01:31:02.560 --> 01:31:06.420
really good teachers that care about form. Trust

01:31:06.420 --> 01:31:08.739
me, that's not the form you need to be worried

01:31:08.739 --> 01:31:12.939
about. Hailey Bieber is addressing Rhodes' future

01:31:12.939 --> 01:31:16.460
after its $1 billion sale. Nearly one year after

01:31:16.460 --> 01:31:18.479
the Rhodes founder sold her skincare and beauty

01:31:18.479 --> 01:31:21.199
company to Elf Beauty, she revealed where she

01:31:21.199 --> 01:31:23.899
plans to take her empire next. Speaking with

01:31:23.899 --> 01:31:26.699
Time in an interview published April 30th, Hailey

01:31:26.699 --> 01:31:29.079
says, I'm an entrepreneur at the end of the day.

01:31:29.220 --> 01:31:33.319
I want to expand in business. Oh, yeah. You definitely

01:31:33.319 --> 01:31:35.859
expanded after the birth. I want to be able to

01:31:35.859 --> 01:31:38.739
do more things. Whatever, honey. I'm just doing

01:31:38.739 --> 01:31:49.189
radio news. A lot of weird stuff happening. Ian

01:31:49.189 --> 01:31:55.130
Rappaport, the NFL insider, lands a huge new

01:31:55.130 --> 01:32:00.819
deal with ESPN. Good for him. CBS Evening News

01:32:00.819 --> 01:32:06.859
ratings is the worst of all time. You know that

01:32:06.859 --> 01:32:10.079
same Kiss FM station in Green Bay that bald -headed

01:32:10.079 --> 01:32:13.319
loser Otis Day was harassing women? Yeah, their

01:32:13.319 --> 01:32:16.960
nighttime host was found with child porn. Delightful

01:32:16.960 --> 01:32:20.020
stuff over there. iHeart's giving rid of the

01:32:20.020 --> 01:32:22.739
word classic rock and just calling it Seattle's

01:32:22.739 --> 01:32:27.069
rock station or Washington's rock station. Shut

01:32:27.069 --> 01:32:32.029
up! You ruined radio, you scumbags. Howard Stern

01:32:32.029 --> 01:32:34.510
is looking to dismiss his lawsuit about a hot

01:32:34.510 --> 01:32:37.130
-style work environment at his house. I listen

01:32:37.130 --> 01:32:39.729
to Howard Stern. I grew up listening to him.

01:32:39.829 --> 01:32:42.579
Pulling cards, no regard. He's definitely hostile.

01:32:45.000 --> 01:32:47.220
He's just mad that his perfect image is getting

01:32:47.220 --> 01:32:49.600
shot. Or the perfect image of the way he does

01:32:49.600 --> 01:32:52.539
stuff with cats. It sounds weird, but you know

01:32:52.539 --> 01:32:56.260
what I mean. Oh, what do we got here? We got

01:32:56.260 --> 01:32:59.539
an interesting clip right here. But first, had

01:32:59.539 --> 01:33:02.239
to do that. All right, let me turn it off. All

01:33:02.239 --> 01:33:08.350
right, here is my homie, Mike McVay. He says

01:33:08.350 --> 01:33:10.949
radio does not need to be a discovery point anymore

01:33:10.949 --> 01:33:13.829
for radio. Radio does not need to be a discovery

01:33:13.829 --> 01:33:16.350
point anymore for music. I don't know that radio

01:33:16.350 --> 01:33:19.609
needs to be the discovery point anymore. I don't

01:33:19.609 --> 01:33:22.050
think the new younger generations look at radio

01:33:22.050 --> 01:33:25.270
that way. You know, all the boomer CEOs that

01:33:25.270 --> 01:33:28.250
are not as smart as Michael. What? We break music

01:33:28.250 --> 01:33:31.369
by playing the same blink songs. I don't know

01:33:31.369 --> 01:33:34.810
what the radio earns by being a point of discovery.

01:33:35.189 --> 01:33:39.779
I think that. And when it comes to music, people

01:33:39.779 --> 01:33:43.279
want to hear the songs they want and they like

01:33:43.279 --> 01:33:46.100
them. And it's creating a mood. It's more than

01:33:46.100 --> 01:33:49.180
about one song. That shifted. There was a time

01:33:49.180 --> 01:33:51.899
when, you know, we would have recorded things,

01:33:52.119 --> 01:33:55.380
new music exclusive, you know, and you'd hear

01:33:55.380 --> 01:33:59.520
a song for the first time. Love you, Mike. And

01:33:59.520 --> 01:34:01.640
then here's E -Bro in the morning. I respect

01:34:01.640 --> 01:34:05.090
E -Bro. He had a good career. But he's like a

01:34:05.090 --> 01:34:07.350
lot of hip -hop DJ morning show hosts that are

01:34:07.350 --> 01:34:09.729
also program directors. Where they gatekeep.

01:34:10.010 --> 01:34:12.829
And then wonder when they're in their 50s why

01:34:12.829 --> 01:34:15.649
people don't like them. Because you gatekept.

01:34:15.829 --> 01:34:18.289
And you did nothing for the community but serve

01:34:18.289 --> 01:34:22.109
yourself. Well, here's Ebro saying that Michael

01:34:22.109 --> 01:34:25.970
Jackson's Thriller is overrated. Or that it's

01:34:25.970 --> 01:34:29.750
the McDonald's of albums. There's such good guys

01:34:29.750 --> 01:34:32.829
over there at Ebro. You got Peter Rosenberg bitching

01:34:32.829 --> 01:34:35.930
about things. When we think of hip -hop, we want

01:34:35.930 --> 01:34:37.789
to have fun. We don't want to be bitched at.

01:34:38.529 --> 01:34:40.729
I had an argument with somebody yesterday about

01:34:40.729 --> 01:34:43.949
Thriller. About the song? No, no, no, about the

01:34:43.949 --> 01:34:45.829
album. And I was like, what does Thriller mean?

01:34:46.090 --> 01:34:47.609
Like, what does it mean? And they were like,

01:34:47.630 --> 01:34:50.630
it's Thriller. I was like, okay. Yeah, they need

01:34:50.630 --> 01:34:52.149
to turn down that music bed in the background.

01:34:52.989 --> 01:34:56.289
The album about it. Gee, why did Hot 97 get rid

01:34:56.289 --> 01:35:01.029
of you? It doesn't have an album. It doesn't

01:35:01.029 --> 01:35:03.050
have to have a meaning. It's the biggest album

01:35:03.050 --> 01:35:06.239
of all time. It is, Ebro. You're just mad you're

01:35:06.239 --> 01:35:08.600
not Charlemagne. And of course it's getting to

01:35:08.600 --> 01:35:11.300
work. But you say these outlandish things for

01:35:11.300 --> 01:35:14.340
attention. Mm -hmm. When you're a gatekeeper

01:35:14.340 --> 01:35:16.899
and you probably bang Nicki Minaj, which is kind

01:35:16.899 --> 01:35:19.300
of cool. I was like, okay, so it's the McDonald's

01:35:19.300 --> 01:35:21.979
of albums. All right. And McDonald's is one of

01:35:21.979 --> 01:35:24.640
the biggest companies of all time. So I don't

01:35:24.640 --> 01:35:26.859
quite see how that's an insult. I mean, it's

01:35:26.859 --> 01:35:31.579
not like caviar. But you're like the quick trip

01:35:31.579 --> 01:35:36.140
of... Radio shows. You like that dirty 7 -Eleven?

01:35:36.159 --> 01:35:39.220
Yeah, you can get Doritos from. Yeah, you can

01:35:39.220 --> 01:35:43.619
get Coca -Cola. But that's about it. Wow. You're

01:35:43.619 --> 01:35:46.079
going McDonald's album. It's just giant. Wow.

01:35:46.279 --> 01:35:50.479
I'm Peter Rosenberg. Yep. I'm a white boy from

01:35:50.479 --> 01:35:52.220
New York, but I talk like this, yo. When I do

01:35:52.220 --> 01:35:54.640
my hip -hop show, I talk like this, yo. But when

01:35:54.640 --> 01:35:56.340
I'm doing sports radio, I talk like this. But

01:35:56.340 --> 01:35:58.239
I'm doing my hip -hop. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,

01:35:58.239 --> 01:36:00.939
yo, yo, yo. I'm Peter Rosenberg. All right, it's

01:36:00.939 --> 01:36:03.359
great. Nah, beat it. Beat it's the big man. Yo,

01:36:03.399 --> 01:36:05.680
yo, yo, beat it, man. Talk with a urban slang.

01:36:05.760 --> 01:36:08.140
What I mean? What I'm with you, bro. Because

01:36:08.140 --> 01:36:10.520
I can't just talk normally like my Peter Rosenberg

01:36:10.520 --> 01:36:17.960
self. Thriller's the McDLT. I'm a loser. And

01:36:17.960 --> 01:36:21.199
the Paul McCartney joint is just a hot bucket

01:36:21.199 --> 01:36:25.239
of shit. All right. Jay, why did Hot 97 get rid

01:36:25.239 --> 01:36:30.159
of them? Jesus Christ. You know what Peter Rosenberg

01:36:30.159 --> 01:36:34.520
is to radio? He's the HPV of radio. He never

01:36:34.520 --> 01:36:37.680
goes away. Sometimes it goes away. Sometimes

01:36:37.680 --> 01:36:40.319
it comes back. But he's always going to be there.

01:36:40.520 --> 01:36:45.869
Mm -hmm. Blah, blah, blah. I am Peter Rosenberg.

01:36:45.989 --> 01:36:49.689
I know more than you. Cool, dude. We're all going

01:36:49.689 --> 01:36:52.390
to die. You're not that important, bro. Mm -hmm.

01:37:10.269 --> 01:37:15.170
Oh, yeah. Former Atlanta Hawks executive is going

01:37:15.170 --> 01:37:17.369
to prison for three years for using team money.

01:37:18.289 --> 01:37:23.090
Also, we got this here. Delonte West is now sober.

01:37:23.409 --> 01:37:26.500
Woo -hoo! He also had sex with LeBron's mom,

01:37:26.640 --> 01:37:29.000
allegedly. I don't know where that came from,

01:37:29.000 --> 01:37:31.539
but it definitely was coming. Oh, what else do

01:37:31.539 --> 01:37:35.079
we got here? This is an interesting clip here.

01:37:35.119 --> 01:37:37.359
We're going to have a clip of J .J. Reddick.

01:37:40.389 --> 01:37:44.010
We got Dream and Green being annoying as usual.

01:37:44.449 --> 01:37:55.090
What's new? He's annoying. But first. And also,

01:37:55.250 --> 01:37:58.569
breaking news, Mike Vrabel got a standing ovation

01:37:58.569 --> 01:38:02.770
from Patriot fans because they're morons. And

01:38:02.770 --> 01:38:05.270
Russell Wilson and Sierra were seen on the boom.

01:38:05.800 --> 01:38:09.560
Mm -hmm. Drake May supports Mike Vrabel. And

01:38:09.560 --> 01:38:13.720
DK Metcalf's charges were dropped. And Stephon

01:38:13.720 --> 01:38:18.100
Diggs also denies report of calling Cardi B his

01:38:18.100 --> 01:38:21.699
worst decision. He said it. Mm -hmm. But she

01:38:21.699 --> 01:38:27.640
was dead and leaving Buffalo. Just did a little

01:38:27.640 --> 01:38:33.619
mix with NBA and NFL news. But here's JJ Redick.

01:38:35.789 --> 01:38:38.949
Saying it's difficult to kill somebody during

01:38:38.949 --> 01:38:41.409
an NBA game, like in a closeout, like beating

01:38:41.409 --> 01:38:50.289
them. It's difficult to kill someone. Again,

01:38:50.470 --> 01:38:52.229
survival instinct says I want to stay alive.

01:38:52.590 --> 01:38:55.010
Wow, that is an annoying screech in the background.

01:38:56.250 --> 01:39:01.630
Here is Draymond Green talking about what makes

01:39:01.630 --> 01:39:07.020
Curry special. Oh, man. What's the one thing

01:39:07.020 --> 01:39:10.239
that you think is the most special that makes

01:39:10.239 --> 01:39:19.060
him who he is? Everything's lighthearted with

01:39:19.060 --> 01:39:23.239
him, except it's really not. Like, he has this

01:39:23.239 --> 01:39:27.859
demeanor of, like, everything's cool. And he

01:39:27.859 --> 01:39:32.729
has this, like, yo. baby faced assassin right

01:39:32.729 --> 01:39:35.869
like all of these like like that is who's that's

01:39:35.869 --> 01:39:37.989
that's his demeanor and that's who he is and

01:39:37.989 --> 01:39:41.689
everything cool except everything not he will

01:39:41.689 --> 01:39:45.010
have any tough conversation steph steph is willing

01:39:45.010 --> 01:39:46.770
to have a tough conversation before i'm willing

01:39:46.770 --> 01:39:49.109
to have a tough conversation like all right so

01:39:49.109 --> 01:39:52.949
he's a calm killer here is uh draymond green

01:39:52.949 --> 01:39:55.789
talking about kobe I personally think making

01:39:55.789 --> 01:39:58.270
it to the NBA Finals is one of the worst seasons

01:39:58.270 --> 01:40:01.170
you can have. Going to the NBA Finals and winning

01:40:01.170 --> 01:40:03.989
an NBA championship, those two things are so

01:40:03.989 --> 01:40:06.829
far apart. You can get to the NBA Finals and

01:40:06.829 --> 01:40:09.149
not be close to winning an NBA championship.

01:40:09.489 --> 01:40:11.909
And I know that may sound hard for people to

01:40:11.909 --> 01:40:13.750
do. It's pretty good. But those that have won

01:40:13.750 --> 01:40:15.909
championships would definitely understand what

01:40:15.909 --> 01:40:18.550
I'm saying. Those that have been there and didn't

01:40:18.550 --> 01:40:20.710
quite win would definitely understand what I'm

01:40:20.710 --> 01:40:22.829
saying. The NBA Finals look like you're close

01:40:22.829 --> 01:40:25.520
because you lost in the actual NBA Finals. Because

01:40:25.520 --> 01:40:28.659
every now and then you have that 2016 Warriors

01:40:28.659 --> 01:40:31.680
versus Cavs, down to the wire, takes Kyrie Irving,

01:40:31.720 --> 01:40:34.640
they hit a crazy shot, take Bryant, a crazy block.

01:40:34.859 --> 01:40:36.899
But like sometimes you see teams like losing

01:40:36.899 --> 01:40:39.079
the NBA Finals 4 -2, they could have won two

01:40:39.079 --> 01:40:41.600
games in the NBA Finals and really not been close

01:40:41.600 --> 01:40:44.479
to winning an NBA Championship. That's how hard

01:40:44.479 --> 01:40:47.560
it is to win four games in an NBA Final. Like

01:40:47.560 --> 01:40:49.880
you get nothing for making the NBA Finals except

01:40:49.880 --> 01:40:53.199
a couple 10 ,000 more dollars than the conference

01:40:53.199 --> 01:40:55.840
final and you get another three weeks shorter

01:40:55.840 --> 01:40:58.840
summer you walk with nothing like the team go

01:40:58.840 --> 01:41:01.619
on and celebrate and have this incredible summer

01:41:01.619 --> 01:41:04.319
here's the thing is you could have had more NBA

01:41:04.319 --> 01:41:07.239
finals but you scared off everybody because you're

01:41:07.239 --> 01:41:11.000
an idiot I like Draymond but I don't like Draymond

01:41:11.000 --> 01:41:14.140
Draymond gets two sidetracks with that podcast

01:41:14.140 --> 01:41:17.920
and trust me I can relate to it Because I get

01:41:17.920 --> 01:41:22.859
sidetracked by my podcast. Here is Jokic talking

01:41:22.859 --> 01:41:27.399
about the end of the Nuggets season. If this

01:41:27.399 --> 01:41:31.779
wants to load. Here we go. Where do you feel

01:41:31.779 --> 01:41:34.699
like this team is in that bigger picture? How

01:41:34.699 --> 01:41:36.880
far away or not far away do you feel like you

01:41:36.880 --> 01:41:39.239
guys are from being a championship contender?

01:41:39.460 --> 01:41:41.279
I mean, they just lost in the first round, so

01:41:41.279 --> 01:41:46.060
I think we are far away. Do you feel like changes?

01:41:46.220 --> 01:41:50.020
Like, what type of changes? I mean, that's not

01:41:50.020 --> 01:41:55.039
my decision, to be honest. I love jokers. Definitely,

01:41:55.279 --> 01:42:00.359
if you're in Serbia, you will get fired. Ah,

01:42:00.579 --> 01:42:03.100
yeah, he does not like America. And neither do

01:42:03.100 --> 01:42:19.880
I! Happy hour. Happy hour! RyanHoppyRadio .com

01:42:19.880 --> 01:42:22.220
Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably had

01:42:22.220 --> 01:42:25.300
Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

01:42:25.600 --> 01:42:31.300
all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.

01:42:32.420 --> 01:42:35.920
The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't

01:42:35.920 --> 01:42:38.220
feel like listening to this next song, you can

01:42:38.220 --> 01:42:41.000
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

01:42:41.000 --> 01:42:43.420
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

01:42:45.960 --> 01:42:48.100
Don't worry Fresno, happy hour will be right

01:42:48.100 --> 01:42:55.560
back. Oh yeah! You know, Mason Dixon, radio legend,

01:42:55.600 --> 01:43:00.460
did the Friday, Friday, Friday chant. And then

01:43:00.460 --> 01:43:02.420
Mike Kelton made fun of it because he's an asswipe.

01:43:03.079 --> 01:43:07.600
Go head to gym. By the way, every day on Friday,

01:43:07.779 --> 01:43:10.439
every Friday we do that. Every day my weekend!

01:43:13.899 --> 01:43:37.329
By the way, This is a bitch! This is a bitch!

01:43:55.149 --> 01:44:01.170
Bitch, I'm the boss, so they think that I'm a

01:44:01.170 --> 01:44:03.829
raven Yeah, I'm token like the Taliban, tunes

01:44:03.829 --> 01:44:06.850
from a garrison All my cards hit so hard, don't

01:44:06.850 --> 01:45:51.640
stop Outro Music I don't pop it like a motherfucker.

01:45:51.960 --> 01:45:54.420
Friday, we at figure eight. You know I fuck with

01:45:54.420 --> 01:45:57.199
butchers. The dosing on the strong, rolling quarters

01:45:57.199 --> 01:46:00.119
of the club. Club Miami Saturday. Girls, the

01:46:00.119 --> 01:46:03.060
baddest in my book. I just walk right on in while

01:46:03.060 --> 01:46:06.159
you lame niggas look. Hey, even on a Sunday,

01:46:06.420 --> 01:46:08.699
I don't take a day. Y 'all with clubbing and

01:46:08.699 --> 01:46:11.800
a station in my nigga. You ain't alone. Chickens

01:46:11.800 --> 01:46:14.100
see the insides. First, they take they shirt

01:46:14.100 --> 01:46:16.600
off. Second, when they hear our songs, then they

01:46:16.600 --> 01:46:19.100
take they shirt off. Third, you gonna serve us

01:46:19.100 --> 01:46:21.699
first. Mouse stick her tongue out Four hours

01:46:21.699 --> 01:46:24.720
later Fucked us all I was like wow Y 'all got

01:46:24.720 --> 01:46:28.140
milk money Bitch nigga I'm a cash out Every day

01:46:28.140 --> 01:47:24.270
my weekend Living life on a fad Wow The hour

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will be right back. Oh, yeah. Let's go through

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-H -O -P -P -E Radio .com I would hope you know

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how to spell radio. to my podcast section. So

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whenever you listen to Hoppy Hour like you are

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right now in the podcast description is all of

01:49:58.020 --> 01:50:01.579
that. We're going to come back on Hoppy Hour

01:50:01.579 --> 01:50:07.579
and keep this party going and going. But let's

01:50:07.579 --> 01:50:10.850
hear from... Hammerin' Hank. But you can hear

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the Hammerin' Hank show with Henry Oaks and Ryan

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Hoppe on Spotify by searching up Hammerin, H

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-A -M -M -E -R -I -N Hank show. And check it

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out on his podcast feed. People with autism are

01:50:23.289 --> 01:50:25.729
often treated like they are different. Believe

01:50:25.729 --> 01:50:29.289
me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but my buddies

01:50:29.289 --> 01:50:32.489
may have known me as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled

01:50:32.489 --> 01:50:35.449
as slow when I started school. Come to find out

01:50:35.449 --> 01:50:38.350
at the age of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.

01:50:38.409 --> 01:50:41.890
Not at the age of 48. I have completed an associate's

01:50:41.890 --> 01:50:44.189
degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the

01:50:44.189 --> 01:50:46.850
San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.

01:50:47.090 --> 01:50:50.109
So yes, I am different. People of autism have

01:50:50.109 --> 01:50:53.710
no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,

01:50:53.909 --> 01:50:57.369
love, and learn to gain education and join the

01:50:57.369 --> 01:51:01.069
workforce. I did it and so can anyone else of

01:51:01.069 --> 01:51:04.909
autism. So when you meet someone of autism, don't

01:51:04.909 --> 01:51:08.279
feel sorry for them. Work with them. for yourself

01:51:08.279 --> 01:51:11.380
that autism isn't a disease, it's a condition.

01:51:11.579 --> 01:51:16.140
To find out more about autism, please visit autismspeaks

01:51:16.140 --> 01:51:43.569
.org. Autism Speaks, it's time to listen. Boy

01:51:43.569 --> 01:51:46.970
Wonder, I swear it's like this every single time

01:51:46.970 --> 01:51:56.409
Toronto I got you, I got us Get on the zone with

01:51:56.409 --> 01:51:58.390
when shit be going right, while I just flip into

01:51:58.390 --> 01:52:00.909
the wrong shit. The team that I belong to, the

01:52:00.909 --> 01:52:03.250
artists I put on with, don't ever ask for nothing,

01:52:03.350 --> 01:52:05.550
cause them niggas got their own shit. Me and

01:52:05.550 --> 01:52:07.869
Weezy like a mouth full of hot peppers, black

01:52:07.869 --> 01:52:10.050
Ferrari with the red seats, I call it playing

01:52:10.050 --> 01:52:12.390
checkers. I'm never doing verses, I'm forever

01:52:12.390 --> 01:52:14.430
giving lectures, if you're trying to meet with

01:52:14.430 --> 01:52:18.020
money, I'd be happy to. life is better than it's

01:52:18.020 --> 01:52:20.399
ever been scheduling million dollar meetings

01:52:20.399 --> 01:52:22.859
with the president someone cut the lights on

01:52:22.859 --> 01:52:26.060
where is thomas edison got a new condo watch

01:52:26.060 --> 01:52:29.720
me as i settle in i deserve an mtv show for me

01:52:29.720 --> 01:52:32.260
and my people and if you turn the zone i got

01:52:32.260 --> 01:52:34.899
a whole swish of sweet food rappers all liars

01:52:34.899 --> 01:52:37.439
and they women are deceitful adding today's track

01:52:37.789 --> 01:52:40.689
I'll never be your equal Last place Drizzy is

01:52:40.689 --> 01:52:43.170
the nigga in the lead now Weezy told me just

01:52:43.170 --> 01:52:45.510
write every single thing you need down Then he

01:52:45.510 --> 01:52:48.289
got it for me and I'm happy as can be now Bout

01:52:48.289 --> 01:52:50.710
to start ballin' like I'm comin' off a rebound

01:52:50.710 --> 01:52:53.710
Yeah, and I should have the most braggin' rights

01:52:53.710 --> 01:52:56.949
Because the niggas spit crack, bag it tight I

01:52:56.949 --> 01:52:58.630
hate when rappers say they tryin' to get their

01:52:58.630 --> 01:53:06.350
swagger right You ain't heard of me, then you

01:53:06.350 --> 01:53:08.590
should go and get a blues clue. Oops, I mean

01:53:08.590 --> 01:53:11.470
a red clue. Wayne's here, too, woo. Bet he felt

01:53:11.470 --> 01:53:14.489
that like the end of a pool cue. But I ain't

01:53:14.489 --> 01:53:17.789
banging, I ain't waving no flag. I'm ATF, but

01:53:17.789 --> 01:53:20.109
they ain't seeing no badge. It's heartbreak,

01:53:20.149 --> 01:53:22.569
Drake, I hate to see him so sad. I could sun

01:53:22.569 --> 01:53:25.430
you. See a little me and your dad I'm the same

01:53:25.430 --> 01:53:27.529
yellow boy that used to play up on the grass

01:53:27.529 --> 01:53:29.789
Seekin' pocket twenty thousand to be anywhere

01:53:29.789 --> 01:53:33.449
they ask me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley

01:53:33.449 --> 01:53:36.949
Burnin' like a Camelite, stupid hoe, ask me But

01:53:36.949 --> 01:53:40.170
don't ask me shit about me And know the game

01:53:40.170 --> 01:53:43.050
really ain't shit without me She might have to

01:53:43.050 --> 01:53:45.550
pay me, but I dick her down free Wanna know if

01:53:45.550 --> 01:53:47.289
it's the truth, then pull the zipper down and

01:53:47.289 --> 01:54:03.279
see This is my promise I'ma bring that barrel

01:54:03.279 --> 01:54:06.020
to them bitches' eyeliners And what I make up

01:54:06.020 --> 01:54:08.659
would fuck up your skin I pick the fuck up and

01:54:08.659 --> 01:54:11.359
bop -bop Then bop -bop again I would buttfuck

01:54:11.359 --> 01:54:13.920
your friend Then suck up her twin I put the buck

01:54:13.920 --> 01:54:16.760
up to him Then bop -bop and bop -bop And fuck

01:54:16.760 --> 01:54:20.000
-fuck again Suck nut you duckfuck your unlovin'

01:54:20.060 --> 01:54:23.680
kin Now don't rub it in like Uberderm on a new

01:54:23.680 --> 01:54:27.079
tattoo I had to kick my princess up out my casso

01:54:27.079 --> 01:54:30.630
Dad who never had that Always had a black tooth

01:54:30.630 --> 01:54:33.069
Even when I was at school Cause bullies aren't

01:54:33.069 --> 01:54:35.470
bulletproof Red -scarred hoodie too Probably

01:54:35.470 --> 01:54:37.670
ain't as good as you Stupid motherfucker The

01:54:37.670 --> 01:54:39.930
only thing in the hood is you I do everything

01:54:39.930 --> 01:54:42.609
good as you know I do everything better I get

01:54:42.609 --> 01:54:46.109
paid for every letter A, B, C, etc. Fetch a bone

01:54:46.109 --> 01:54:49.689
Like a dog, motherfucker I am gone for your neck

01:54:49.689 --> 01:54:52.529
Intercept, intercept Bring it back like Work

01:54:52.529 --> 01:54:55.149
in the trunk And my ex is coming up Yeah, I am

01:54:55.149 --> 01:54:59.430
headed to the butt like Again, might fly to L

01:54:59.430 --> 01:55:02.470
.A. and just fuck Corinne Nah, fuck Corinne,

01:55:02.470 --> 01:55:05.810
let's get bucks again And fuckin' spend them

01:55:05.810 --> 01:55:09.109
bucks and then just fuck Corinne If I told you

01:55:09.109 --> 01:55:11.750
I'ma do it, I did it Got my city on my feet,

01:55:11.829 --> 01:55:14.069
it bout to pop out, let's get it Let's get it,

01:55:14.069 --> 01:55:16.510
motherfucker, what you waitin' on? It is by the

01:55:16.510 --> 01:55:19.270
minivan, pissin' I'm about to get shitty, I'm

01:55:19.270 --> 01:55:22.079
sweeted Money is the it you want me with And

01:55:22.079 --> 01:55:24.420
I probably just spit on the chick you want me

01:55:24.420 --> 01:55:27.020
with And I hate a phony bitch, only like I'm

01:55:27.020 --> 01:55:29.539
only thick And I own hip -hop, if you don't spit,

01:55:29.640 --> 01:55:32.340
I'm gon' need fit And I just sold a lot of property

01:55:32.340 --> 01:55:35.039
to a buyer And I think his name was kinda like

01:55:35.039 --> 01:55:37.859
Drake Drizzy Rogers Or Drizzy Drake Rogers, I'm

01:55:37.859 --> 01:55:39.899
too busy to play father And when it comes to

01:55:39.899 --> 01:55:42.579
the game, I'm too willing to play harder So harder

01:55:42.579 --> 01:55:46.720
I go, there he go They chant MVP when I shoot

01:55:46.720 --> 01:56:00.109
a free throw See? I told you I get beat by the

01:56:00.109 --> 01:56:04.569
letter like A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K,

01:56:04.670 --> 01:56:10.430
L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, O, P, W, X, Y, Z,

01:56:10.430 --> 01:56:14.369
Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z,

01:56:14.369 --> 01:56:19.170
Z, Z, How long can he cook though? Wondering

01:56:19.170 --> 01:56:22.210
when he stop. Bitch, when the beat stop. So I'ma

01:56:22.210 --> 01:56:25.369
keep rocking to the sheet rock. Bend in the heat.

01:56:25.430 --> 01:56:31.970
I send burnt skin. The end. Young Moolah, baby.

01:57:03.650 --> 01:57:09.520
I'm here. Academy of Martial Arts at AmirAcademy

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01:57:12.920 --> 01:57:16.180
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01:57:16.180 --> 01:57:19.119
classes, MMA classes, whatever the hell you need.

01:57:19.220 --> 01:57:22.680
I'll go. Hi there. WatchJaysPrinting .com, the

01:57:22.680 --> 01:57:26.659
best printing company in all the Bay Area. business

01:57:26.659 --> 01:57:29.779
cards posters yard signs whatever the hell i

01:57:29.779 --> 01:57:34.439
need printed up i'll go out there finally i mentally

01:57:34.439 --> 01:57:38.739
all like me if you live in florida or maryland

01:57:38.739 --> 01:57:46.979
go to counseling on call .net Hi, we're going

01:57:46.979 --> 01:57:48.680
to come back and I'll be out and keep this party

01:57:48.680 --> 01:57:52.539
going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco

01:57:52.539 --> 01:57:56.260
DJ, Hammer and Hank. I may look normal, but the

01:57:56.260 --> 01:57:58.340
truth is I have a condition known as autism.

01:57:59.020 --> 01:58:01.520
That's right. It's a condition, not a disease.

01:58:01.800 --> 01:58:05.159
That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless

01:58:05.159 --> 01:58:07.699
of who they are. People with autism normally

01:58:07.699 --> 01:58:10.239
have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication

01:58:10.239 --> 01:58:13.560
skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.

01:58:14.000 --> 01:58:15.840
In a recent study, people with autism People

01:58:15.840 --> 01:58:18.319
with autism are less likely to have a job and

01:58:18.319 --> 01:58:21.279
more likely to become homeless. I beat the odds

01:58:21.279 --> 01:58:24.279
by having loving friends and family, having a

01:58:24.279 --> 01:58:27.159
college education. I have even worked in the

01:58:27.159 --> 01:58:29.340
San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary personality

01:58:29.340 --> 01:58:31.840
for many years. Always remember that people with

01:58:31.840 --> 01:58:34.539
autism want the same things as you, to be happy

01:58:34.539 --> 01:58:36.920
and successful. To find out more about autism,

01:58:37.180 --> 01:58:39.560
please contact your local mental health center

01:58:39.560 --> 01:58:43.619
or visit autismspeech .org. This is Cameron Hink

01:58:43.619 --> 01:58:46.850
and I appreciate your kindness. Tick -tock, clocks

01:58:46.850 --> 01:58:49.010
are juking, playing cool breaks, Hoppy's hour

01:58:49.010 --> 01:58:51.430
almost done, feels like robbery in banks, Brian

01:58:51.430 --> 01:58:53.789
Hoppy on the mic, dropping wisdom through streams,

01:58:54.010 --> 01:58:56.350
syndicated sorrow, now it's time to shatter dreams.

01:58:56.670 --> 01:58:59.869
Oh, the Hoppy album's coming to a close, radio

01:58:59.869 --> 01:59:02.909
waves fading like a Wilson Rose, laughter and

01:59:02.909 --> 01:59:05.710
joy dissolving in the air, but we'll keep the

01:59:05.710 --> 01:59:15.539
rhythm, oh, life's just so unfair. Laugh is growing

01:59:15.539 --> 01:59:18.579
dim Eardrums mixed in hoppy Like fingers without

01:59:18.579 --> 01:59:21.500
rings VHX to FM The shoutouts hit the street

01:59:21.500 --> 01:59:23.880
But soon the sound will vanish Like shadows in

01:59:23.880 --> 01:59:27.180
the heat Oh, the hoppy hour is coming to a close

01:59:27.180 --> 01:59:30.600
Radio waves fading like a wilting rose Laugh

01:59:30.600 --> 01:59:33.340
or enjoy Dissolving in the air But we'll keep

01:59:33.340 --> 01:59:42.199
the rhythm Oh, life's just so unfair Oh, life's

01:59:42.199 --> 01:59:44.979
buzzing with the laughter is growing dim. Eardrums

01:59:44.979 --> 01:59:47.319
mixing hoppy like fingers without brains. Gated

01:59:47.319 --> 01:59:50.000
checks to FM. Shadows hit the street. But soon

01:59:50.000 --> 01:59:52.159
the sound will vanish like shadows in the heat.

01:59:52.319 --> 01:59:55.840
Oh, the hoppy hour is coming too close. Radio

01:59:55.840 --> 01:59:58.720
waves fading like a wilting rose. Laughter and

01:59:58.720 --> 02:00:16.689
joy dissolving in the air both deep. Like clockwork

02:00:16.689 --> 02:00:18.989
to a show Now it's time to face the silence Like

02:00:18.989 --> 02:00:22.170
a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor

02:00:22.170 --> 02:00:24.930
so divine The void left in our hearts Wider than

02:00:24.930 --> 02:00:33.670
a canyon line Line Empty speakers silenced by

02:00:33.670 --> 02:00:36.210
the coming to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping

02:00:36.210 --> 02:00:39.050
round a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs,

02:00:39.050 --> 02:00:41.590
he's our daily grind Now silence louder than

02:00:41.590 --> 02:00:44.569
the thoughts we can't rewind Oh, the Hoppy Hour

02:01:06.510 --> 02:01:26.069
HAPPY HOUR And like that, he's gone. You probably

02:01:26.069 --> 02:01:29.390
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

02:01:29.770 --> 02:01:34.430
all I smell is poop. I'll kick you a little and

02:01:34.430 --> 02:01:39.229
we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.

02:01:42.390 --> 02:02:03.119
Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes

02:02:03.119 --> 02:02:07.779
our broadcast day. Good night and God bless America.

02:02:09.779 --> 02:02:11.319
Door is closing.