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Stand by. So, you know, I've just kind of learned

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about this dirty, rotten moron. Man, she is an

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example of I don't care how hot a girl is. If

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she was hideous looking people, I'd be more mad.

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Yeah, she's hot. She's crazy. And... She was

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making fun of people in her hometown when in

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reality, she's the loser of her hometown. Who

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do you think you are? You got me? Here we are.

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Here's her phone call from prison. Somebody was

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online saying how there was no parental supervision

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with you. Yeah, it probably was. They were drug

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dealers. I mean, they don't deserve to be dead,

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but I'm sure you weren't laying down the law

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as you failed as a mom. Oh, it's so great. Look

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at the sociopathic loser you built. They're very

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nice. And I live right across the street. There

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were never parties over there. I don't know what

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you guys are talking about. Boy, you can have

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low -key parties. No one wants to have the cops

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called. You can have a party and not have it

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spill into the front yard. Don't believe everything

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you hear. Hi, it was at Dom's house. Maybe they're

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talking about that house. It's all about me.

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Because I'm a narcissistic moron. And I make

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everything about me. And then pass it on to my

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daughter that I screwed over. Because I failed

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as a mom. I don't know people's names. I'm above

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them. No wonder McKenzie didn't have a chance

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in life. Look at this dirty rod and broad of

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a mom she has. Who even knows? I don't know,

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but that could not even be his real name. Or

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some of my age, you're like an adult. Don't you

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feel stupid listening to these two morons? Facebook.

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Anybody can create any profile. Right. Right.

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How is it taking a crap in a cell in front of

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other girls, honey? That's what I want to hear.

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How is it with those rumors? You've been hooking

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up with girls in prison. How's that? That's what

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I want to hear about. You probably did. You were

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hanging out with a drug dealer. I used to hang

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out with them in high school because it was free

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weed. I'm telling you, they break rules. That's

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probably bullshit. I love how they're mocking

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the hometown While she's facing 15 years And

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everyone's got freedom Cause you're a loser Shut

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up Yeah That's how Ohio works I worked for Rivers

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Morning Glory So I get the whole Cleveland thing

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Obsessing over personal lives I get it But you

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took someone's life because you're a dirty, rotten

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loser. Frankly, you had no future. If it wasn't

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going to be that car crash, you were going to

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mess something up. I don't care how hot you are.

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You're a loser in my book. A big, skinny loser.

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Okay. Damn, strong people are so sad and depressing.

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They really have nothing credible. Nothing. That

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is kind of true. Hell yeah, that's how it works

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when you take someone's life because you're an

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unaccountable moron. Yeah, that's how it works

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when you take people's lives. It gets live -streamed,

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especially in an area like Cleveland, where Everybody's

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got a pair of social on every public figure.

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Shut your ass. That's why I was hoping this one

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was going to be live streamed. No wonder Mackenzie

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has no life. Look at this dirty, rotten moron

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of a mom. I hate the mom more than Mackenzie.

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Mackenzie's just a dumb brat that was in high

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school during COVID. She doesn't know any better.

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She's a moron. But this mom encouraged. She built

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this brat. But it wasn't. I've had enough of

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those morons. And here she is. Her mom says that

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the Russos are evil people. Man. It said 15 years

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to life for Mackenzie. She's just a dirty, rotten,

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terrible person. I'm just crying in court. Shut

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up. You're as believable as a dead rat. Why was

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the judge being so mean to you? I don't know.

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Because you Took someone's life and you have

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no accountability. And you got that pretty girl

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fake. You think you're above everybody? Shut

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up. Go read your same book you're reading over

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and over, you loser. I don't know. I don't care.

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You claim you don't care. Yeah, you know you

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don't. Deep down, you know it wasn't really worth

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ruining your life over a man. But you probably

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have borderline personality disorder. You don't

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like abandonment. And no wonder he wanted to

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dump you. You're a loser. I was about to just

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go, just stop talking to her because she clearly

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doesn't care. She's like, why are you talking

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about her so much and not the victim? Yeah, you

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know the person that's actually dead on this

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dirty, rotten broad that gets to be in a prison.

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It's not that bad. She's living the life for

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being in jail. She's not living the life, but

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she ain't getting the orange. There's a new black

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treatment. You can say whatever. I'm done. I

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don't want it. I don't care. You're a loser.

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The problem is I love crazy girls. Oh, I don't.

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And I would have totally had a crush on her in

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high school. I saw this headline here. And Cassie

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is no longer in the States after Diddy's payout.

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Um, yeah, she's definitely a little guilty. It

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is June. Which means it's Pride Month. I don't

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know, I want to discuss it. But let's see what

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banger I just made on Suno. I typed in gay pride

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hyper music. Oh, yeah. Hmm. The people out there

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that are so triggered over pride. If it bothers

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you, you're probably in the closet, surely. What

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a man and a woman... That would not be a man

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and a woman. What a man and a man or a woman

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and a woman do is a naughty business. As long

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as they're not hurting anybody. As long as they're

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not, you know, bothering people. Who cares? Oh

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my God. The road was painted in rainbow. Okay,

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it looks cool. What is your problem? And me,

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when I went to church growing up, I thought it

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was all about love. Love thy neighbor. Bye. I'm

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wondering why people get so hateful. I really

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believe a lot of times when you see the most

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hateful people out there that are in the closet,

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those are the ones that get caught. All the people

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that run gay conversion camps. They're trying

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to convert themselves. So to... W -G -B -T -Q

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-A -B -C -D -E -F -G. Yeah, I'm just kidding.

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There's always a new letter. But to everybody

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in the Pride community, I'm a very proud ally.

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I got your back. I don't want you from behind,

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you know, on my back. But I got your back. And

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I don't think you want me. Happy Pride Month.

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And if you're offended by it, get on with it.

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I am going to go to Pride Fest this summer. Fun

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time. I like when the girls are making out. I

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don't mind when dudes make out, when girls make

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out. Yeah. Happy Pride. Or no, it should be Happy

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Pride Month. 60 Minutes correspondent Scott Pelley

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has accused CBS News editor -in -chief Barry

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Weiss of, quote, murdering the show. He is so

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unlikable. He's got that little boomer face.

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Stop! According to the New York Times, citing

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an audio recording the outlet obtained of the

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meeting, Pelley had a tense exchange with new

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executive producer Nick Bilton, telling the EP

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he questioned the network's commitment to the

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future of the program. Yeah, there really is

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no future, Dad! Mm -hmm! Unless you're about

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a 1975 baby. No one watches broadcast TV! YouTube

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TV's too much. And we don't want to sit through

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the creepiness of this 60 Minutes intro. Letting

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us know the weekend's over. Per the New York

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Times, citing the recording, when Bilton came

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to Weiss' defense, saying, Barry loves this institution,

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she loves 60 Minutes. Who does, besides the old

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boomers that hate millennials? Kelly fired back

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with, she is murdering 60 Minutes. God, he is

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just so, I've never liked this. He's got a little...

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Bitch slap boomer face. It's just so annoying.

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The way he talks is like, shut up with your proper

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pronunciation. We get it. She does not love this

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place. She was brought in to kill it, and she's

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been doing exactly that. No, you know what killed

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it was that no one really watches TV anymore.

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Kelly added, no one wants to spend their Sunday

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night thinking about Trump. He has no qualifications

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for her job. You have slender qualifications

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for this job. What a douchebag. He's just so

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unlikable. It's ridiculous how unlikable it is.

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It's almost insane. You are a tool. The changes

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that she's made at the evening news have been

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catastrophic. Oh, they've been so bad. Or maybe

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people just don't watch TV anymore. Mm -hmm.

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You ever think about that, Scott Perry? Cool

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job you got into for all the attention. No one

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cares about it anymore. So why should we expect

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that any of this is going to be any better? I

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don't know. I bet you're never the problem. Shut

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up! I could not believe this. LeBron James is

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a classless idiot. He has no respect for anybody.

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And we're all supposed to deal with the Gen Z

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kids like Neon that grew up with him so they

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love him. He wouldn't piss on you if you're on

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fire. Here he is talking about Ron Harper throwing

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shots for no reason with little Steven Ross,

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who's the co -host of his podcast, who lets LeBron

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and Clutch Sports say whatever they want. And

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I don't like that. In my lifetime, I've never

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seen a team that have an MVP and then are a rookie

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of the year. Yeah. Yeah. We are. I mean, especially...

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Maybe if he started the year, but they're stacked.

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Dylan's great. Yeah. I'm a big fan. Yeah, Dylan's

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great. I mean, his daddy ain't shit, but he's...

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What? Let me make sure. Who is Dylan Harper's

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dad? It's Ron Harper, the five -time NBA champion,

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dad. What week? Let me see here. How many rings

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does LeBron But you got four. You're talking

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about somebody, yeah, I know you're the role

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player, but he was a baller, a shot caller, and

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you're a classless idiot that never cheats on

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Savannah with other women. Show your ass. And

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Steve, now, shame on you for not pushing back.

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You're a beta male that lets LeBron push you

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around. I'll see him when I see him. Shut up.

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You're a douche. Shut up. Morgan Wallen is responding

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to his piano controversy. He's such a douchebag.

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There's a lot of hot girls that like Morgan Wallen.

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So I try to enjoy his music. It's good, but it's

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not for me. I'm not really in. to drunken losers

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that are never the problem that surround themselves

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with yes men. Not really my vibe. Just being

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honest. The country singer's frustrations got

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the best of him mid -concert as he faced technical

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difficulties with the piano. Videos circulating

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on social media. Morgan finished an acoustic.

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Oh, yay. You know he finishes every night. Performance

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of his song, Sand in My Boots, at his May 20th.

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Oh, sand in your boots. Ninth concert in Denver,

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Colorado. Before pushing over and breaking a

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piano. What a loser. He's so tough. Throw a chair

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in the back of his head. That son of a piano.

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He's a gangster. Seemingly malfunctioned during

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his concert. After the top of the piano shattered

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against the hard stage floor. Fans could be heard

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both gasping and cheering in empowerment. No,

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the moron. Cheering. Cheering. field at Mile

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High Stadium during this shocking moment. As

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clips of the moment made the rounds on social

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media, users in the comment section chimed in

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about his bad boy behavior, writing, maturity

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at its best. Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi

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are taking their romance global. The pair made

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their way to Tokyo, where they were spotted enjoying

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ramen at restaurant Udon Shin. In a selfie uploaded

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by... Alright, so they're eating ramen. You know,

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it's just a fire in the air outside. Oh my god,

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it's Friday! It's Thirsty Thursday if you are

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a college student. although we all know that

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drinking's at an all -time low, so maybe it's

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smoky Thursday. I don't know. The weekend's almost

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here. I almost didn't feel like recording today,

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but I got to deliver for you guys. The report

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is that I'm the best that some girls have been

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with. I'm not bragging. So if I give it 110 %

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during sex, I got to give it 150 % during my

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podcast, and you're going to be so grateful.

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Man, do I sound like a narcissist. And now, back

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to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's

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Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs, your morning show

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prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. And

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those are his good qualities. A sick person with

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a powerful tool. Welcome to Hoppy Hour. In your

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heart, you know what you like. Doors closing.

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Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening

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to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with

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Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no, no, no. If

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I hit this button, boom, the whole program's

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gonna start. Okay, well, hit it. All right. The

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semen was so big. And now for something completely

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different. Hoppy Hour. Starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,

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Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.

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It's time for Hoppy's Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour

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with Ryan Hoppy. Oh yeah! My frickin' inbox blew

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up! So, yesterday I went on the Cleveland Reddit

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and posted my rant that was played earlier on

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the best of hobby of my rant about Mackenzie

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Scrill, Derry Rod and Moron. And let me tell

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you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I

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got a few messages here. Ryan, who do you think

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you are posting in the Cleveland Reddit? Let

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it go. Next comment. Ryan, thank you for calling

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out Mackenzie and her family. So many people

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in the Cleveland media are not going as hard

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on her, so it's good to have somebody, even if

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they're not in town, speaking their mind. And

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finally, Ryan, I'm from Strongsville, and your

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rant has 70 downloads. There's just another day

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in my inbox. Hot ass women get marriage proposals.

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I get 70 download messages. That is just a little

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inside of my inbox. I don't know. I don't know

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what's going on. It's so funny. I almost got

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hired in Seattle two years ago. And the radio

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show went off the air six months later. BJ Shay.

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I love you, BJ Shay. Would love to work with

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you, but the show went off air six months later.

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Why? Because iHeart has terrible taste in radio.

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What I mean by that is letting go of a legend

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like BJ Shay was stupid. But what I'm telling

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you is it's been really cloudy this week where

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I reside in St. Petersburg, Florida, and it's

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been driving me on the wall. Man. Everyone's

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like, it must be so great being creative. No,

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it sucks. I'm always depressed when the sun's

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out. My guns are out and I feel alive. No. Well,

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when it's cloudy out, don't feel great. I'm looking

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out this window in a small room and recording

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that you'll never see because I don't film my

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show. By the way, I got to address. Okay. By

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no means am I a celebrity. It's not. But I do

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get invited onto a podcast about once a month.

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And it's flattering. And I feel like such a douche.

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I have one, you know, like when you hear about

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a celebrity needing, I don't know. So like, I'm

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trying to make this into an analogy. So like

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when 97X used to throw the next big thing and

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I would work for it, the alternative radio station

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in Tampa Bay, Weezer. wanted like fricking gluten

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-free popcorn. They wanted this weird beer. You

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know, like when artists have requests or you'll

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hear about like Chris Brown has to bring his

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whole entourage. I have one request when I get

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invited on the podcast. No, it's not a makeup

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artist to look good on video. It's actually the

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opposite. But I've been invited on like four

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or five podcasts this year. Just two things.

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I don't want to talk about my radio past. But

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the most important thing, I am not doing video.

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People will reach out to me. Ryan, I would love

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to have you on Hoppy Hour. I'm like, cool. Is

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there a way we can do audio only? And they must

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have the same agent. Because I get the same response

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every time when I say that. I am not a bad looking

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guy. I have my moments. I have to be at the right

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angle. I got to have, I got to be in the right

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mood because I have a really cute smile and I'm

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in a good mood or just got laid. But if I'm like

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a little, you know, depressed with my bipolar,

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you know what happens? All of a sudden my smile

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seems forced. I have resting bitch face. As Mike

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Kelton perfectly described it, it's resting dude

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face. I have this look like, I don't know, like

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a character out of Idiocracy. So I'm always having

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a panic attack. I'm always spacing out. So here's

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the thing, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

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I don't need to be on video. And then you can

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screen grab a 50 minute interview and make me

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look like an idiot. But that's what used to happen

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when I was on radio shows that had video. I will

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do whatever podcast you want. It's fine. I want

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to do podcasts. I'm not like one of those guys

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that's mad that they're all out there. I just

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think people need to be original. They're all

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the same thing. It is your right to have a podcast,

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whatever. But I will not be on video. Now, if

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you want to talk to me audio to audio, do some

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theater of the mind, that's fine. No one needs

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to see me on video. I even got, I got invited

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on another person's podcast. I sound like such

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a douche, but I just get invited. It's the truth.

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And it was a dating game. It was the girls blindfolded

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and we're laying in bed talking and it says,

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why do I need to be a video? I'm not hot. I'm

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good. I'm a seven out of 10 looking. There's

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a moment that look really good. Oh yeah. And

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there's moments that look like I am a goofball,

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which I am one, but just sometimes I can cover

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it. I can mask it. So no, if your podcast has

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a video component, I ain't doing it. Nothing

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personal. Anyway, it was funny. I got to load

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up my gay music. And no, I'm not putting on Lady

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Gaga. I cannot play that because of copyright.

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When we put on this music that gets the club

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going when we have gay people here. I'm going

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to lead the person anonymous. But I finally plowed

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a guy from behind. No, I'm kidding. No, but I

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have a friend who's in radio. Who is gay. You

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might be able to figure out who it is. But. I

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don't know if they would want to be associated

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with this. But I sent them a message of my audio

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of my pro -gay rant. And they said to me, Thank

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you, sir. And you never know, someone may want

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you from behind. And I said, I have been groped.

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And he said, now that's pride. And I told him,

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I sent him an audio message about... How my friend

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who's pansexual said, a hole is a hole, is what

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he said it meant. And he goes, ha, that's the

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most stripped down version I ever heard. You

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don't have to worry, LGBTQ, ABCDEFGHIJK, I don't

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know how many letters you got. I got your back.

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It's not coming on it. Oh yeah. As our Chief

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Keef used to say, this music's for Molly Water.

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We're partying. I got to be careful not to lose

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my voice. Because I project my voice like a jackass

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on this show. And what happens is later on, I'll

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be at a cabaret, talking to a girl. And I start

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losing my voice. Which may be the best thing

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for everyone around me. Anna Paulina Luna, that

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hot piece of ass is pretty dumb. She said she

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was assaulted at a Capitol Hill protest. I can

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imagine. It was so funny when Kelton was trying

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to build a relationship with her when I was working

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there. Why is the fishing radio show getting

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her on? Because she knows that men want to bang

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her. She may be stupid every time she opens up

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that mouth of hers. But she ain't no dummy. This

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is sad. Former Tonight Show bassist John B. Williams,

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the black guy from the Jay Leno show, has dementia.

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That made me feel old. I was always a guy growing

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up. Whatever my parents liked, I liked the opposite.

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They like Seinfeld, I like Friends. I'm married

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with children. They like Letterman, I like Leno.

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So I used to watch Leno every Sunday. And I cannot

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find this joke anywhere online, but it's the

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hardest I've ever laughed in my life. He had

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a joke about a couple of the head socks on the

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train in London. And Jay Leno goes, gives another

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meaning to riding the tube. Oh my God. Myself

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in seventh grade in 2007. I was laughing. So

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yes, I was always a Letterman guy. Oh, clavicular

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streamed his nose job. That's good. Mark Saban.

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Who the hell is Mark Saban? Nick Saban testifies

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on the future of college sports. Woo -hoo. Spencer

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Pratt and Karen Bass are going at it. Cassie

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is no longer in the States. Probably because

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she's a little guilty. That was trippy. I did

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not know what I played. I think it's because

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I pressed the space bar. It was very weird. You

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know what this show is like? Yeah, I'm lying.

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It'll compare me to my former bosses that I learned

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from. No, you know what? This is like the Pee

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Wee's Playhouse of radio. You have no idea what

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might happen. A woman was arrested at Chris Brown's

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Los Angeles house. Man, Sabrina Carpenter, A

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$AP Rocky, and Rihanna. Chris Brown, man, these

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celebrities. Man, they might be in a gated community,

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I think, but man, they are just getting attacked.

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Alex Earle to star in a Benson Boone music video.

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She's going on the video vixen route. Shia LaBeouf

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avoids jail time in the Mardi Gras bar fight.

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You know if it was any everyday average Joe.

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they would be crucified. Oh, it's Shia LaBeouf.

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He did the movie Disturbia and even Stevens.

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Shut up. Sauce. Let me see this guy's name. Sauce

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Waka. I'm saying he doesn't care that Drake hooked

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up with his baby mama. If you're having to address

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the fact that you don't care that he's hooked

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up with your baby mama. It's actually the opposite.

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You do care that he hooked up with your baby

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mama. We'll get to the Adam 22 and Lena the Plug

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divorce later. I think that's a publicity stunt,

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although I think he'd be atrocious to be married

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to. Oh, this is good news for my guy, Andy Cohen.

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He's got a nice 42 -year -old boyfriend. And

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he's always been super private about who he dates.

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Angus Cloud, the character from Euphoria that

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seemed like something I would hang out with because

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I would get free weed at night school. His mom

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was grateful that Euphoria gave him a shout out.

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I could not believe on TMZ .com they had the,

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what do you call it? They had the spoiler alert

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about Euphoria. What are you doing? Bret Michaels'

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daughter. Said that her dad is cool with her

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foot finder career. Yeah. This is what happens

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with rock stars. And radio hosts that are overly

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sexual. Is the karma of the universe gets you

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back. By giving you a daughter. I mean, God,

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she's a hot piece of ass. Did your dad think

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of you? You know, did he watch the show? He's

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currently watching it. He really likes it. He's,

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you know, he's a reality TV royalty. She got

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some fans behind her. I wouldn't mind being behind

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her. Did he give you any advice on anything?

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He did. You know, he just said, be true to yourself.

00:31:20.809 --> 00:31:23.109
That seems like what all the celebrities tell

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their kids that are going on reality shows. That

00:31:24.890 --> 00:31:27.130
same advice was told to Scottie Pippen's kid.

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Careful what you say and do because this stuff

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never dies. Oh, yeah. That is a little bit of

00:31:34.269 --> 00:31:38.089
an alarming laugh. Oh, that's pretty. Yeah, I

00:31:38.089 --> 00:31:40.029
know. I wanted to see. I mean, do you think that

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this is a new Laguna Beach? I mean, because I

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mean, I saw her dad is in support of her foot

00:31:46.190 --> 00:31:47.890
finder career, but I was getting bored there.

00:31:51.170 --> 00:31:54.950
Representative Andy Olgoes, his staffer put out

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an anti -gay tweet and he said it was one of

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his staffers, not him. I love when a tweet that

00:32:01.509 --> 00:32:04.109
a politician agrees with gets posted and they're

00:32:04.109 --> 00:32:06.309
like, that's me. But once it's something that

00:32:06.309 --> 00:32:10.230
has backlash, you're like, no, it's not me. So

00:32:10.230 --> 00:32:11.769
you're going to throw the staffers under the

00:32:11.769 --> 00:32:17.089
bus. Kylie Jenner finally admitted that she had

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a boob job. Of course she did. This is simply

00:32:22.210 --> 00:32:25.369
the best. What is this pop -up? So, after accepting

00:32:25.369 --> 00:32:27.670
a job offer a couple weeks before the start date,

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I had to move myself along with all of my belongings.

00:32:30.390 --> 00:32:32.869
Whatever. So, I found this company online. Got

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it. I called them and got a very fair price.

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Whatever. Very efficient. Shut up! Here is Holly

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Madison saying her kids come first in her love

00:32:41.410 --> 00:32:44.509
life. Which, guys, there should be a warning

00:32:44.509 --> 00:32:51.099
out there for you single moms. Now listen. I

00:32:51.099 --> 00:32:53.859
totally respect that people like Holly Madison

00:32:53.859 --> 00:32:56.559
and other single moms on dating apps that their

00:32:56.559 --> 00:33:00.079
kids come first because they should. But that

00:33:00.079 --> 00:33:01.720
doesn't mean that if you're single, you should

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date them. If Holly Madison is saying that her

00:33:07.380 --> 00:33:11.619
kids come first, every single mom's kid should

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come first. Single moms, you should only date

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someone with kids because then you'll get it.

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Does your family like her? Have they met him?

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No. No? My family is like way off in Oregon.

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Oh, yeah. They're getting high in Portland. They

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haven't been here in the last three months. It's

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only been three months. Wow. Only three months.

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I thought you were going to say 30 years. I haven't

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seen my mom in three months. Right. So when dating,

00:33:38.230 --> 00:33:41.589
mama bear, how long do you have to date someone

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before they meet the kids? Well, I've only dated

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between like Steve and when I was married, I

00:33:47.150 --> 00:33:50.049
only dated one other person. Yeah. She got the

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guy after guy back in the day. And a lot of these

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video, a lot of these former planets, whatever

00:33:57.190 --> 00:33:59.950
they are. A lot of times they retire from sex

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because they had so much. I dated him for six

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years. It was a very long. Ever. Because for

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me, like it's a joint custody thing. So my life

00:34:09.469 --> 00:34:12.369
is extremely compartmentalized. So 50 % of the

00:34:12.369 --> 00:34:15.010
time I'm with my kids and 50 % I'm completely

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not. You gotta get plowed during the other 50%.

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Or even the 50 % when you have the kids. Just

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have the guy on the second floor. Worst case

00:34:24.349 --> 00:34:26.469
scenario, he hide under the bed when the kids

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come in. That's the time I spend with. I'm kidding.

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Like whoever I'm dating. So your ex of six years

00:34:33.230 --> 00:34:36.210
never met your kids? Nope, not once. Did you

00:34:36.210 --> 00:34:38.510
want to? Yeah, this is why it's complicated.

00:34:41.090 --> 00:34:44.090
Deep down inside, you kind of always had a feeling

00:34:44.090 --> 00:34:46.789
like, I don't know about that. Well, we started

00:34:46.789 --> 00:34:49.070
dating seven years ago, so my kids were so much

00:34:49.070 --> 00:34:52.170
younger. My son was two. My daughter was like

00:34:52.170 --> 00:34:56.610
seven, six or seven. So it would have been a

00:34:56.610 --> 00:34:59.829
different story. I might be a little more comfortable

00:34:59.829 --> 00:35:01.590
introducing them to someone. Gee, I wonder why

00:35:01.590 --> 00:35:03.070
I lose my throat during the day when they go.

00:35:04.280 --> 00:35:08.059
Over and over. No, but I think with the last

00:35:08.059 --> 00:35:11.219
guy. I don't care anymore. It's good that she

00:35:11.219 --> 00:35:13.400
picks her kids first, but that does not mean

00:35:13.400 --> 00:35:19.420
you should date her as a guy. 856 -49 -HAPPY.

00:35:19.500 --> 00:35:25.440
That's 856 -494 -6773. Blueface says he will

00:35:25.440 --> 00:35:31.780
pay Soulja Boy's baby mama rent. That's good

00:35:31.780 --> 00:35:34.190
of him. These idiots are simping for women. You

00:35:34.190 --> 00:35:41.329
got Neon buying Birkin bags. People paying for

00:35:41.329 --> 00:35:43.429
it. Put the money in the Roth IRA. What are you

00:35:43.429 --> 00:35:49.349
doing? 50 Cent reacts to his baby mama's sex

00:35:49.349 --> 00:35:53.429
tape. That's a lot of sex tape. None of that.

00:35:53.469 --> 00:35:54.710
That ain't got nothing to do with none of the

00:35:54.710 --> 00:35:58.190
parties. What you're looking at right now is

00:35:58.190 --> 00:36:01.110
separate. It feels like it's special because...

00:36:01.659 --> 00:36:04.659
It's my son's mom in the actual tape. That was

00:36:04.659 --> 00:36:07.900
a terrible video. But we haven't had any intimacy

00:36:07.900 --> 00:36:11.559
in 12 years. She can be out back with a dog for

00:36:11.559 --> 00:36:16.679
all I care. To be honest with you, you know,

00:36:16.679 --> 00:36:18.480
and she's the only person that we didn't get

00:36:18.480 --> 00:36:22.360
into the documentary that I wish we did because

00:36:22.360 --> 00:36:24.440
it would be the person instead that wasn't a

00:36:24.440 --> 00:36:29.039
victim. Got it. That wasn't a victim. No. Nah,

00:36:29.199 --> 00:36:35.010
there you go. 856. 49 Hoppy. Mm -hmm. Let's see

00:36:35.010 --> 00:36:38.809
what we got here. South Carolina cop was arrested

00:36:38.809 --> 00:36:41.489
and fired for allegedly aiming his gun at a fellow

00:36:41.489 --> 00:36:45.230
cop after he microwaved fish at work. That sounds

00:36:45.230 --> 00:36:48.789
healthy. All right, here's the deal. I just found

00:36:48.789 --> 00:36:52.210
out that the computer I use here... Mm -hmm.

00:36:53.000 --> 00:36:55.699
is going to restart in five minutes. And I don't

00:36:55.699 --> 00:36:58.420
want to lose my show because we're laughing here.

00:36:58.480 --> 00:37:02.500
We're romantic. We're dancing. Normally, I don't

00:37:02.500 --> 00:37:05.179
take a break until about an hour in. But to make

00:37:05.179 --> 00:37:06.860
sure I don't lose my show, we're going to be

00:37:06.860 --> 00:37:12.480
right back. Hang on. Howdy. Happy hour. Happy

00:37:12.480 --> 00:37:27.119
hour. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be

00:37:27.119 --> 00:37:29.460
right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.

00:37:29.840 --> 00:37:34.239
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is

00:37:34.239 --> 00:37:40.000
poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was

00:37:40.000 --> 00:37:42.559
so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like

00:37:42.559 --> 00:37:45.019
listening to this next song, you can skip over

00:37:45.019 --> 00:37:47.659
it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride

00:37:47.659 --> 00:37:51.400
in his selection, so stick around, folks. Don't

00:37:51.400 --> 00:37:55.449
worry, Fresno. The hour will be right back. Here's

00:37:55.449 --> 00:38:23.829
Drake and Lil Wayne with Ransom. Yeah, boy wonder,

00:38:24.010 --> 00:38:27.690
I swear it's like this every single time Toronto,

00:38:27.829 --> 00:38:34.650
I got you, I got us I'm a hog, gotta get along

00:38:34.650 --> 00:38:36.829
with, get on the zone With when shit be going

00:38:36.829 --> 00:38:39.150
right, well I just flip into the wrong shit The

00:38:39.150 --> 00:38:41.809
team that I belong to, the artists I put on with

00:38:41.809 --> 00:38:43.750
Don't ever ask for nothing, cause them niggas

00:38:43.750 --> 00:38:45.909
got their own shit Knee and weave, feel like

00:38:45.909 --> 00:38:48.309
a mouth full of hot peppers Black Ferrari with

00:38:48.309 --> 00:38:50.510
the red seats, I call it playing checkers And

00:38:50.510 --> 00:38:53.280
I'm never done I'm forever giving lectures. If

00:38:53.280 --> 00:38:55.119
you're trying to meet with money, I'd be happy

00:38:55.119 --> 00:38:57.960
to connect you. Life is better than it's ever

00:38:57.960 --> 00:39:00.400
been. Scheduling million dollar meetings with

00:39:00.400 --> 00:39:02.840
the president. Someone cut the lights on. Where

00:39:02.840 --> 00:39:06.119
is Thomas Edison? Got a new condo. Watch me as

00:39:06.119 --> 00:39:09.539
I settle in. I deserve an MTV show for me and

00:39:09.539 --> 00:39:11.960
my people. And if you're trying to zone, I got

00:39:11.960 --> 00:39:14.599
a whole swish of sweet food. Rappers are liars,

00:39:14.599 --> 00:39:16.760
and they women are deceitful. Add it to they

00:39:16.760 --> 00:39:19.659
subtract me. I'd never be an equal. Last place

00:39:19.659 --> 00:39:22.519
Drizzy is the next in the lead now Weezy told

00:39:22.519 --> 00:39:24.760
me just write every single thing you need down

00:39:24.760 --> 00:39:27.219
Then he got it for me and I'm happy as can be

00:39:27.219 --> 00:39:29.780
now Bout to start ballin' like I'm comin' off

00:39:29.780 --> 00:39:33.179
a rebound Yeah, and I should have the most braggin'

00:39:33.179 --> 00:39:36.300
rights Because a nigga spit crack, bag it tight

00:39:36.300 --> 00:39:38.360
Hate when rappers say they tryin' to get their

00:39:38.360 --> 00:39:40.900
swagger right Cause I done came with more fire

00:39:40.900 --> 00:39:43.880
than a dragon fight You pussy -ass hater, you

00:39:43.880 --> 00:39:46.059
should do you You ain't heard of me, then you

00:39:46.059 --> 00:39:48.440
should go and get a blues clue Oops, I mean a

00:39:48.440 --> 00:39:51.800
red clue, Wayne's here, so Bet he felt that like

00:39:51.800 --> 00:39:54.719
the end of a pool cue But I ain't bangin', I

00:39:54.719 --> 00:39:57.900
ain't wavin' no flag I'm ATF, but they ain't

00:39:57.900 --> 00:40:00.500
seein' no badge It's heartbreak, Drake, I hate

00:40:00.500 --> 00:40:03.400
to see him so sad I could sun you, see a little

00:40:03.400 --> 00:40:06.099
me in your dad I'm the same yellow boy that used

00:40:06.099 --> 00:40:08.739
to play up on the grass Seekin' pocket 20 ,000

00:40:08.739 --> 00:40:11.639
to be in it where they ask me Cash like Johnny,

00:40:11.840 --> 00:40:15.059
banks like Ashley Burn it like a Camelite, stupid

00:40:15.059 --> 00:40:19.400
hoe, ask me Don't ask me shit about me And know

00:40:19.400 --> 00:40:22.320
the game really ain't shit without me She might

00:40:22.320 --> 00:40:24.800
have to pay me, but I dick her down free Wanna

00:40:24.800 --> 00:40:26.599
know if it's the truth, then pull the zipper

00:40:26.599 --> 00:40:40.800
down to see I'm gone now Kissing, I got us This

00:40:40.800 --> 00:40:43.400
is my promise I'ma bring that barrel to them

00:40:43.400 --> 00:40:48.699
bitches' eyeliners I pick the butt up and bop

00:40:48.699 --> 00:40:51.199
bop then bop bop again I would butt fuck your

00:40:51.199 --> 00:40:53.820
friend then suck up her twin I put the butt up

00:40:53.820 --> 00:40:57.139
to him then bop bop and bop bop and bop bop again

00:40:57.139 --> 00:41:00.480
Suck nut you duck fuck your unloving kin Now

00:41:00.480 --> 00:41:03.699
don't rub it in like Luvederm on a new tattoo

00:41:03.699 --> 00:41:07.179
I had to kick my princess up out my casso Dad

00:41:07.179 --> 00:41:10.360
who never had that dude always had a black tooth

00:41:10.360 --> 00:41:12.780
Even when I was at school cause bullies aren't

00:41:12.780 --> 00:41:15.170
bulletproof It's called hoodie too, probably

00:41:15.170 --> 00:41:17.409
ain't as good as you Stupid motherfucker, the

00:41:17.409 --> 00:41:19.690
only thing in the hood is you I do everything

00:41:19.690 --> 00:41:22.329
good as you know, I do everything better I get

00:41:22.329 --> 00:41:25.809
paid for every letter, A, B, C, etc Fetch a bone,

00:41:26.070 --> 00:41:29.389
like a dog motherfucker I am gone for your neck

00:41:29.389 --> 00:41:32.510
In a sec, in a sec, bring it back Like work in

00:41:32.510 --> 00:41:35.090
the trunk and my exit coming up Yeah, I am headed

00:41:35.090 --> 00:41:38.610
to the butt like, butt, butt again Might fly

00:41:38.610 --> 00:41:42.090
to L .A. and just fuck Corinne Nah, fuck Corinne

00:41:42.760 --> 00:41:46.099
bucks again, and fucking spend them bucks and

00:41:46.099 --> 00:41:49.280
then just fuck around, if I told you I'ma do

00:41:49.280 --> 00:41:51.940
it, I did it, got my city on my feet, about to

00:41:51.940 --> 00:41:54.179
pop out, let's get it, let's get it, motherfucker,

00:41:54.320 --> 00:41:56.860
what you waiting on, it is bottom in the bed,

00:41:56.860 --> 00:41:59.539
pissing, I'm about to get shitty, I'm with it,

00:41:59.539 --> 00:42:02.340
you Money is the it you want me wit And I probably

00:42:02.340 --> 00:42:04.900
just spit on the chick you won't be wit And I

00:42:04.900 --> 00:42:07.519
hate a phony bitch only like I'm only thick And

00:42:07.519 --> 00:42:10.079
I own hip hop, if you don't spit I'm gon' evict

00:42:10.079 --> 00:42:13.019
And I just sold a lot of property to a buyer

00:42:13.019 --> 00:42:15.599
And I think his name was kinda like Drake Drizzy

00:42:15.599 --> 00:42:18.159
Rogers Or Drizzy Drake Rogers, I'm too busy to

00:42:18.159 --> 00:42:20.440
play father And when it comes to the game, I'm

00:42:20.440 --> 00:42:23.579
too willing to play harder So harder I go, there

00:42:23.579 --> 00:42:27.179
he go They chant MVP when I shoot a free throw

00:42:27.179 --> 00:42:31.489
CEO Jazz, what it do? The haters on their face

00:42:31.489 --> 00:42:34.389
and in their ass is a shoe. Faster than you,

00:42:34.590 --> 00:42:38.630
badder than you, radder than you, etc. I told

00:42:38.630 --> 00:42:41.750
you I get paid by the letter like A, B, C, D,

00:42:41.869 --> 00:42:47.329
E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S,

00:42:47.369 --> 00:42:52.630
T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, C, Top, S, E, Rock, and

00:42:52.630 --> 00:43:16.679
me and Jizzy both wrote on D. I saw nothing like

00:43:16.679 --> 00:43:20.940
that. Okay. So yeah, the system had to reset.

00:43:22.699 --> 00:43:25.760
And it just like reset. It didn't even say like,

00:43:25.760 --> 00:43:28.000
hey, because once it happened, it was like, hey,

00:43:28.139 --> 00:43:29.840
it didn't even say like, hey, do you want to

00:43:29.840 --> 00:43:32.219
save the progress? It just reset that computer.

00:43:32.340 --> 00:43:33.820
So I would have lost everything. But we're back.

00:43:34.659 --> 00:43:41.179
856 -49 -HOPI. That's 856 -494 -6773. Here is

00:43:41.179 --> 00:43:43.380
Ted Danson addressing his blackface scandal.

00:43:43.619 --> 00:43:47.900
I would like to address this and apologize forever.

00:43:48.119 --> 00:43:53.380
I know what was in my heart. So I have no problem

00:43:53.380 --> 00:43:56.460
talking about this, but I need to and want to

00:43:56.460 --> 00:43:58.539
apologize for the rest of my life because somebody

00:43:58.539 --> 00:44:01.940
today can go on the Internet. You're right. And

00:44:01.940 --> 00:44:04.780
go, what the fuck? Yeah. Wow. I feel betrayed.

00:44:04.980 --> 00:44:08.199
I feel angry. Yeah. Whatever. And I did that.

00:44:10.119 --> 00:44:15.119
So once again, this is not a, you know, I've

00:44:15.119 --> 00:44:18.699
prefaced myself out of what's going on. Can I

00:44:18.699 --> 00:44:20.480
tell you what was going on? Because I think it.

00:44:21.039 --> 00:44:24.960
There are lessons, you know. So he wore a black

00:44:24.960 --> 00:44:29.519
face like 20, 35 years ago. More like 35. So,

00:44:29.519 --> 00:44:33.380
and Whoopi, I apologize if you're listening to,

00:44:33.400 --> 00:44:38.500
you know, be talking. But. Whoopi and I had had

00:44:38.500 --> 00:44:41.820
an affair. Yeah, having sex with Whoopi sounds

00:44:41.820 --> 00:44:47.340
gross. It was ending, and we actually asked the

00:44:47.340 --> 00:44:50.219
Fries Club. We had already agreed to do it, and

00:44:50.219 --> 00:44:52.840
then our relationship was... ending and we said

00:44:52.840 --> 00:44:54.739
well we should get out of this and they said

00:44:54.739 --> 00:44:58.780
we will sue you because they had then sold so

00:44:58.780 --> 00:45:01.360
many tickets oh showbiz yeah yes and again this

00:45:01.360 --> 00:45:03.659
is not really a public event right it's not really

00:45:03.659 --> 00:45:07.800
supposedly yeah and uh and shout out to w kamau

00:45:07.800 --> 00:45:09.619
bell for giving him a good interview and not

00:45:09.619 --> 00:45:14.179
like cornering him like charlemagne wood um and

00:45:14.179 --> 00:45:21.380
um i so my brain was going, okay, here is one

00:45:21.380 --> 00:45:26.380
of the most outrageous, funny, you know, black

00:45:26.380 --> 00:45:32.460
women in the world at that point. And I'm supposed

00:45:32.460 --> 00:45:36.300
to be roasting her, and I'm not a stand -up.

00:45:36.320 --> 00:45:40.039
I can't run with the bulls. I am, you know, I'm

00:45:40.039 --> 00:45:42.920
an actor. All right, so he's sorry. I'm getting

00:45:42.920 --> 00:45:45.559
bored. I wanted to let it play out, but I have

00:45:45.559 --> 00:45:48.099
that saying, if I'm bored, you're bored. It's

00:45:48.099 --> 00:45:55.559
not getting to the point. 856 -49 -HOPI. A movie

00:45:55.559 --> 00:45:58.519
theater employee is going viral after over $140

00:45:58.519 --> 00:46:01.340
,000 was raised on a GoFundMe to help her retire.

00:46:01.679 --> 00:46:05.320
So there is an elder woman who is a janitor at

00:46:05.320 --> 00:46:11.420
a movie theater. I don't know. I don't know if

00:46:11.420 --> 00:46:14.460
it's jealousy or what. Sometimes when I see these

00:46:14.460 --> 00:46:17.030
people just doing their job. And people raise

00:46:17.030 --> 00:46:19.849
a GoFundMe. I'm like, hey, this is my narcissism.

00:46:19.989 --> 00:46:24.789
Hey, can we start a GoFundMe for me? 21 year

00:46:24.789 --> 00:46:27.050
old Brooklyn Green says she was at an AMC theater

00:46:27.050 --> 00:46:28.929
in Maryville, Tennessee with her grandparents

00:46:28.929 --> 00:46:31.489
when she noticed. Oh, so she's from Tennessee.

00:46:31.590 --> 00:46:35.360
So she's a nice Southern. Elderly woman pushing

00:46:35.360 --> 00:46:37.400
a cleaning cart. Feeling moved, Brooklyn recorded

00:46:37.400 --> 00:46:39.500
a video and later posted it to TikTok. Yeah,

00:46:39.500 --> 00:46:42.840
I'm sure she really enjoyed them. Before launching

00:46:42.840 --> 00:46:45.519
a GoFundMe campaign. Fundraiser quickly exploded

00:46:45.519 --> 00:46:48.460
online, bringing in more than $100 ,000. All

00:46:48.460 --> 00:46:51.119
right, there you go. And I'm sure she kept working.

00:46:52.079 --> 00:46:56.900
Rick Ross has a message for us. He says he's

00:46:56.900 --> 00:47:00.300
the boat, the biggest of all time. The boat.

00:47:01.320 --> 00:47:04.019
Biggest of all time, baby. I will say, as much

00:47:04.019 --> 00:47:07.260
of a douchebag I think he is, and I like his

00:47:07.260 --> 00:47:13.780
music. Man, he's got a cool voice. The boat.

00:47:15.679 --> 00:47:23.019
Man, he's shaped like one. 8 -5 -6. 49 hop. Let's

00:47:23.019 --> 00:47:26.320
see what we got here. Clavicular says his mom

00:47:26.320 --> 00:47:30.300
tells Dr. Miami's office to... Not do the surgery.

00:47:30.480 --> 00:47:32.320
Accusing him of being a felon and a drug addict.

00:47:32.800 --> 00:47:36.280
I cannot play it. It's got music in the background.

00:47:36.500 --> 00:47:39.059
How the hell is Clavicula allowed to play Never

00:47:39.059 --> 00:47:40.780
Gonna Give You Up without getting a copyright

00:47:40.780 --> 00:47:42.960
strike? Unless he's paying for something that

00:47:42.960 --> 00:47:46.000
allows it. I'm so sick of this. Me, the underground

00:47:46.000 --> 00:47:50.099
operation. I can't play copyrighted music. Oh,

00:47:50.420 --> 00:47:54.960
it's Clavicula. Shut up. That was obnoxious.

00:47:57.219 --> 00:48:00.559
Okay. This is so funny to me. This is how much

00:48:00.559 --> 00:48:05.000
of incels and losers people can be on Twitter.

00:48:06.380 --> 00:48:09.420
The word overweight is now going for women that

00:48:09.420 --> 00:48:13.119
are sick. You know what? All the incels out there,

00:48:13.159 --> 00:48:15.280
just call them all fat. I'll tell them they're

00:48:15.280 --> 00:48:19.880
big boned and can sit on my lap. I love a woman

00:48:19.880 --> 00:48:24.909
with more meat on the bones. And this quote unquote

00:48:24.909 --> 00:48:27.590
overweight single mom explains how modern women

00:48:27.590 --> 00:48:33.429
are cooked. Ladies, we are cooked. Let me tell

00:48:33.429 --> 00:48:36.210
you a story. Cook me a dinner. I just literally

00:48:36.210 --> 00:48:38.630
got home. I went and had drinks with my cousin,

00:48:38.710 --> 00:48:42.070
right? Oh, it is. Where did that go? And we went

00:48:42.070 --> 00:48:45.670
to this new bar and it was my cousin, me, and

00:48:45.670 --> 00:48:49.090
then this very, very attractive guy sitting on

00:48:49.090 --> 00:48:52.599
this side. Oh, yeah. I think I do remember seeing

00:48:52.599 --> 00:48:56.360
you there. Oh, it was me. Get it. And I'm like,

00:48:56.440 --> 00:48:59.980
okay, I don't know if I should like, I haven't

00:48:59.980 --> 00:49:01.159
seen my cousin in a while, so we're catching

00:49:01.159 --> 00:49:03.480
up, whatever. I go to the bathroom, come back

00:49:03.480 --> 00:49:06.239
out. They're both talking. Okay, cool. They're

00:49:06.239 --> 00:49:08.340
chopping it up, whatever, whatever. Got it. So

00:49:08.340 --> 00:49:11.519
then I come back, right? And so we start having,

00:49:11.599 --> 00:49:14.199
you know, all three of us conversation. I heard

00:49:14.199 --> 00:49:16.679
it from the threesome. And now at this point,

00:49:16.699 --> 00:49:19.940
he knows we're cousins, right? And so I'm thinking,

00:49:20.119 --> 00:49:25.840
who? He's kind of cute, right? Yeah. Mm -mm.

00:49:25.920 --> 00:49:30.320
He didn't want this. Mm -mm. Mm -mm. I want you

00:49:30.320 --> 00:49:34.920
very... Mm! On all fours! Nope. That's not the

00:49:34.920 --> 00:49:38.699
vibe I got. So, as the conversation keeps going...

00:49:38.699 --> 00:49:42.099
Got it. He didn't remember my name. He didn't

00:49:42.099 --> 00:49:46.539
remember my name. Oh, poor you! You sound damaged.

00:49:47.159 --> 00:49:52.639
Why do I say that? I'm damaged. Mm -hmm. You

00:49:52.639 --> 00:49:59.659
know what I mean? And I'm like this. All right,

00:49:59.659 --> 00:50:03.039
boring. So she got rejected. That's how it feels

00:50:03.039 --> 00:50:08.219
to be a guy 24 -7. I love when a woman gets rejected

00:50:08.219 --> 00:50:10.599
and they're like, that sucks. Yeah, it does.

00:50:11.760 --> 00:50:14.380
Chris Brown got his master's degree. Good for

00:50:14.380 --> 00:50:20.860
him. What do we got here in the club? neon everyone's

00:50:20.860 --> 00:50:25.579
favorite streamer he appeared emotional before

00:50:25.579 --> 00:50:29.159
walking off the stream um including when cheating

00:50:29.159 --> 00:50:31.900
allegations were brought up about alabama you've

00:50:31.900 --> 00:50:34.960
never banged her she was never yours she was

00:50:34.960 --> 00:50:40.610
using you How do I know she was using you? But

00:50:40.610 --> 00:50:43.670
I've been used by women. How did it make you

00:50:43.670 --> 00:50:45.969
feel I cupped you for a fallen off BBC rapper

00:50:45.969 --> 00:50:51.449
sign? I'll be back. I'm going to go cry. Get

00:50:51.449 --> 00:50:56.170
over there. Check her. Man, he is so sensitive.

00:50:57.789 --> 00:51:01.150
God. I get it. I've already done the whole thing.

00:51:01.210 --> 00:51:06.309
The whole segment. I'm just telling you, like,

00:51:07.300 --> 00:51:10.940
She's pretty, but she's skanky pretty. I think

00:51:10.940 --> 00:51:16.400
it's the ego of Neon that he's mad that he can't

00:51:16.400 --> 00:51:22.139
get a girl like her. Do you want herpes? Get

00:51:22.139 --> 00:51:27.219
out. I did the scene with Jason. We had a little

00:51:27.219 --> 00:51:29.039
fun. God damn it. I hate when Twitter does this.

00:51:30.000 --> 00:51:32.679
I don't want you to fucking pause. God, today's

00:51:32.679 --> 00:51:38.219
just irritating. Stop the shot. I'm starting

00:51:38.219 --> 00:51:41.940
to get mad because we all know we haven't really

00:51:41.940 --> 00:51:47.340
talked about it yet. But Adam 22 and Lena the

00:51:47.340 --> 00:51:52.320
plug, I got a divorce. A part of me wonders if

00:51:52.320 --> 00:51:56.300
it's a publicity stunt. And a part of me wonders

00:51:56.300 --> 00:52:02.460
how real it is. But before that, feds claim they

00:52:02.460 --> 00:52:04.659
have multiple witnesses ready to testify against

00:52:04.659 --> 00:52:09.389
Lil Durk. As the cool kids say, he is cut. Mm

00:52:09.389 --> 00:52:13.789
-hmm. For all the info on everything I talk about

00:52:13.789 --> 00:52:18.309
on this show, go to RyanHoppyRadio .com. It's

00:52:18.309 --> 00:52:23.929
H -O -P -P -E, not H -O -P -P -Y. Mm -hmm. If

00:52:23.929 --> 00:52:26.670
you say H -O -P -P -Y, ain't gonna take you there.

00:52:27.230 --> 00:52:29.050
Don't think you're some gay porn star. I'm kidding.

00:52:29.230 --> 00:52:34.739
All right, I got everything loaded up. So, Who

00:52:34.739 --> 00:52:40.480
would have saw it coming that Adam 22 and Lena

00:52:40.480 --> 00:52:43.760
the Plug would get a divorce? You need someone

00:52:43.760 --> 00:52:46.000
to... I mean, we already saw the clip recently

00:52:46.000 --> 00:52:49.559
from Vlad TV that their threesome seemed to be

00:52:49.559 --> 00:52:53.239
a little problematic because he wanted to be

00:52:53.239 --> 00:52:56.820
just monogamous with him. And he did not like

00:52:56.820 --> 00:52:59.440
that. And here's what happened. Lena the Plug

00:52:59.440 --> 00:53:01.480
has filed for divorce. I thought it was Lena.

00:53:01.679 --> 00:53:04.579
I like Lena better. From Adam 22. The two have

00:53:04.579 --> 00:53:07.599
been married since 2023. Wow, only that short?

00:53:07.719 --> 00:53:09.780
I thought it was longer. And according to court

00:53:09.780 --> 00:53:12.059
docs obtained by TMZ, Lena filed for divorce

00:53:12.059 --> 00:53:14.239
on June 1st, which happens to be her birthday.

00:53:14.579 --> 00:53:17.710
Yeah. You mean letting other people bang your

00:53:17.710 --> 00:53:19.329
wife and then the person that banged your wife

00:53:19.329 --> 00:53:20.929
better than you ever did on camera beating you

00:53:20.929 --> 00:53:22.690
up in a boxing match and you being a beta male

00:53:22.690 --> 00:53:24.590
douchebag? You're telling me that doesn't work

00:53:24.590 --> 00:53:29.809
in the end? No way. God, the presses. And they've

00:53:29.809 --> 00:53:32.730
been separated since April 15th. She is seeking

00:53:32.730 --> 00:53:35.690
legal and physical custody of their child. Oh,

00:53:35.690 --> 00:53:40.590
wow. She does not want him around the kid. So

00:53:40.590 --> 00:53:44.559
there's that. And now we have some clips. Sabalina

00:53:44.559 --> 00:53:47.500
the plug. First, this is DJ Academics exposing

00:53:47.500 --> 00:53:49.860
them. I'm in a group chat with Adam. I immediately

00:53:49.860 --> 00:53:52.539
called this out as a promotional stunt. I said,

00:53:52.659 --> 00:53:56.659
come on. What video are y 'all dropping now?

00:53:57.380 --> 00:54:02.079
Okay. Let's go over the facts. Got it. She filed

00:54:02.079 --> 00:54:05.360
it on June 1st, her birthday. She posted a video

00:54:05.360 --> 00:54:10.320
referring to him. Man, I really hope she gets

00:54:10.320 --> 00:54:13.119
signed by like Brothers and Die Far and one of

00:54:13.119 --> 00:54:17.039
those good porn sites. Because she's really good.

00:54:17.119 --> 00:54:22.019
She's top notch at what she does. But the thing

00:54:22.019 --> 00:54:25.559
is, in all the videos, it's Adam 22 going, oh

00:54:25.559 --> 00:54:30.400
yeah. Shut up. Not only what's there for me while

00:54:30.400 --> 00:54:32.199
we're trying to climax, because we're all alone

00:54:32.199 --> 00:54:36.280
on her birthday. As her husband. Yeah. Okay.

00:54:36.639 --> 00:54:42.699
She filed it without a lawyer. That's a big red

00:54:42.699 --> 00:54:46.239
flag. She claims she has no access to her financial

00:54:46.239 --> 00:54:53.639
assets or financial resources. Adam has said

00:54:53.639 --> 00:54:56.460
this publicly before. I've talked to Elena. I've

00:54:56.460 --> 00:54:59.500
seen her in person. She basically acts like there

00:54:59.500 --> 00:55:07.099
are two different countries. Actually, she was

00:55:07.099 --> 00:55:08.719
like, yeah, that's his money over there. He boxing,

00:55:08.739 --> 00:55:10.360
that's his money. My money's over here. I got

00:55:10.360 --> 00:55:14.639
this. Oh, yeah. So they were in a business relationship.

00:55:16.579 --> 00:55:18.820
I've been around people on the radio that do

00:55:18.820 --> 00:55:23.440
this. It never works out. Is that in third? That's

00:55:23.440 --> 00:55:25.639
not true. So I'm not going to sit here and just

00:55:25.639 --> 00:55:29.300
act like I'm blind to just like roast Adam. And

00:55:29.300 --> 00:55:31.800
I would have done an epic roast. Trust me. All

00:55:31.800 --> 00:55:36.230
right. We heard enough, man. Yeah, DJ academics

00:55:36.230 --> 00:55:40.070
creeps me out, man. Maybe it's because there's

00:55:40.070 --> 00:55:42.110
those allegations of him talking to underage

00:55:42.110 --> 00:55:50.630
kids. Here's a clip from No Jumper before their

00:55:50.630 --> 00:55:53.889
breakup. And the caption says, fans are saying,

00:55:54.070 --> 00:55:56.110
I'm going to still say Lena the Plug, not Lena.

00:55:56.230 --> 00:56:01.889
Lena the Plug broke up with Adam 22 after this

00:56:01.889 --> 00:56:04.010
clip of him complaining about fucking other girls.

00:56:04.619 --> 00:56:07.280
that she didn't want to watch here it is going

00:56:07.280 --> 00:56:08.880
and another girl and they're just like telling

00:56:08.880 --> 00:56:10.780
you about it because the one time i think it

00:56:10.780 --> 00:56:13.039
was only one time on plug talk where you woke

00:56:13.039 --> 00:56:15.559
up and you were sick as a dog and so you couldn't

00:56:15.559 --> 00:56:19.440
come you couldn't come to set that day but it

00:56:19.440 --> 00:56:21.719
was a girl shout out alva j everybody sign up

00:56:21.719 --> 00:56:24.949
on uh Onlyplugtalk .com. She thinks I have beef.

00:56:25.010 --> 00:56:26.210
Everyone thinks I have beef with her now because

00:56:26.210 --> 00:56:27.849
she did this. I don't care. You have roast beef

00:56:27.849 --> 00:56:30.889
currants. Onlyplugtalk .com if you want to see

00:56:30.889 --> 00:56:33.309
the scene. But me and Alva J, we did a scene

00:56:33.309 --> 00:56:37.289
while you were at home. I'm sure she loves that.

00:56:38.769 --> 00:56:41.909
And you didn't want to see it afterwards. You

00:56:41.909 --> 00:56:42.889
were actually a little... Yeah, before you left

00:56:42.889 --> 00:56:44.469
the house, I was in bed. I remember I was like,

00:56:44.670 --> 00:56:46.769
okay, go do the scene. Don't tell me how it went

00:56:46.769 --> 00:56:48.190
when you come back. And I don't want to see any

00:56:48.190 --> 00:56:51.510
clips from it. Which is... What a good marriage

00:56:51.510 --> 00:56:54.670
this was. Interesting, because when you came

00:56:54.670 --> 00:56:57.110
back from doing this scene the other day, I wanted

00:56:57.110 --> 00:57:00.769
to hear about it. A lot. I wanted to know what

00:57:00.769 --> 00:57:02.590
I was going to find. I think he's in the closet,

00:57:02.650 --> 00:57:06.750
dude. I think he wants guys. I wanted to know,

00:57:06.750 --> 00:57:08.690
like, what's the most extreme thing that happened?

00:57:10.269 --> 00:57:15.769
So here's a girl describing what it's like to

00:57:15.769 --> 00:57:18.500
be the plus size girl in the group. So I saw

00:57:18.500 --> 00:57:22.059
this girl on here talk about her experience as

00:57:22.059 --> 00:57:25.579
the plus -size friend in a group of girls. And

00:57:25.579 --> 00:57:29.039
it reminded me of something. I don't care. I'm

00:57:29.039 --> 00:57:33.199
sorry. Don't get to the freaking point. Boring.

00:57:33.380 --> 00:57:37.820
Blah, blah, blah. What is it about these women

00:57:37.820 --> 00:57:40.679
out there doing these selfie videos in the car?

00:57:41.980 --> 00:57:46.030
What are you doing? It's ridiculous. It's so

00:57:46.030 --> 00:57:50.389
ridiculous. I got my headphones unplugged. I

00:57:50.389 --> 00:57:56.449
don't know. I don't know. Why would you do a

00:57:56.449 --> 00:58:00.989
selfie video? Bye. And then their response would

00:58:00.989 --> 00:58:04.510
be, why do you do a podcast? I don't know. I

00:58:04.510 --> 00:58:08.789
did the scene with Jason. We had a little fun

00:58:08.789 --> 00:58:12.380
little press run. I don't, I don't, I haven't

00:58:12.380 --> 00:58:13.719
seen him since the scene. I don't know when the

00:58:13.719 --> 00:58:15.239
next time I'm going to see him is, you know?

00:58:15.860 --> 00:58:18.719
People just can't really believe that that could

00:58:18.719 --> 00:58:21.159
be the case. It's like, oh, she's still thinking

00:58:21.159 --> 00:58:23.199
about him. She's fucking him behind Adam's back.

00:58:23.460 --> 00:58:25.440
Like everyone just makes these little backstories

00:58:25.440 --> 00:58:28.900
because it is all of their fears in their relationships.

00:58:29.059 --> 00:58:35.579
I think. It also really pissed them off that

00:58:35.579 --> 00:58:38.619
I'm in this relationship with Adam and Adam like

00:58:38.619 --> 00:58:42.880
allowed me to go do this thing. Oh, yeah. Because.

00:58:43.280 --> 00:58:46.139
That was a good video. They think in some way

00:58:46.139 --> 00:58:49.719
that I'm going to influence their wife. Water.

00:58:50.880 --> 00:58:53.340
Man, I just sit here all single and these morons.

00:58:53.940 --> 00:58:57.300
Here's a clip from Joy Taylor's podcast. It's

00:58:57.300 --> 00:59:00.679
hard. Success is hard. Yeah, it is. That's why

00:59:00.679 --> 00:59:04.980
I sucked my way to the top. That's why I gave

00:59:04.980 --> 00:59:07.800
top. Requires sacrifice. These are not conversations

00:59:07.800 --> 00:59:09.860
that men have, and we have to be more serious

00:59:09.860 --> 00:59:12.199
about it. If a man works 80 hours a week, he's

00:59:12.199 --> 00:59:14.800
driven. Who's working 80 hours a week, bitch?

00:59:15.099 --> 00:59:18.119
If she works 80 hours a week, who the hell's

00:59:18.119 --> 00:59:20.840
watching her kids? How are you going to find

00:59:20.840 --> 00:59:22.239
a man when you're - I've had enough of this.

00:59:22.760 --> 00:59:27.139
Brod! Man, she has reached that territory where

00:59:27.139 --> 00:59:30.480
she does not look hot anymore. Yeah, Joy Taylor's

00:59:30.480 --> 00:59:34.000
still hot. Once you're on TV, you saw those milkers

00:59:34.000 --> 00:59:36.039
there. No, it's like scumming up. It's like she's

00:59:36.039 --> 00:59:44.719
a nun. Today on TM. Okay, one thing bigger than

00:59:44.719 --> 00:59:48.739
the USA 250 celebration, that is Taylor Swift's

00:59:48.739 --> 00:59:51.320
wedding, and we are getting an idea on where

00:59:51.320 --> 00:59:53.920
it's gonna be. I don't give a shit. People have

00:59:53.920 --> 00:59:55.760
been talking about Rhode Island because she has

00:59:55.760 --> 00:59:58.920
the biggest state there. TMZ DC found Senator

00:59:58.920 --> 01:00:01.659
Sheldon Whitehouse from Rhode Island. I think

01:00:01.659 --> 01:00:04.079
that she gave Rhode Island a pass. Isn't this

01:00:04.079 --> 01:00:05.719
a bad look for Sheldon Whitehouse? What is he

01:00:05.719 --> 01:00:07.760
gonna do? You've gotta lobby. Give Taylor Swift

01:00:07.760 --> 01:00:10.679
a tax break. If he gave Taylor Swift a tax break,

01:00:10.780 --> 01:00:13.860
the billionaire I'm Annie Moore. She said that

01:00:13.860 --> 01:00:15.599
when she was giving birth, she was taking a long

01:00:15.599 --> 01:00:17.780
time to push, and the doctor was saying to the

01:00:17.780 --> 01:00:19.719
midwife, like, I hear him complaining to the

01:00:19.719 --> 01:00:21.719
midwife that there's a lobster truck, like, outside.

01:00:21.860 --> 01:00:23.480
He probably wasn't going to get a lobster roll

01:00:23.480 --> 01:00:26.460
for lunch. I think I'm going to miss the lobster,

01:00:26.639 --> 01:00:29.059
like, lunch. I just don't think seafood would

01:00:29.059 --> 01:00:34.940
be at the top of my dance card. So we got Rain

01:00:34.940 --> 01:00:37.659
Michaels, the daughter of Bret Michaels. Hot

01:00:37.659 --> 01:00:41.059
pissers. And she is on Calabasas Confidential.

01:00:41.159 --> 01:00:44.400
I did. Oh, yeah. Mentioned Feet Finder to him,

01:00:44.460 --> 01:00:48.619
which was kind of a big thing. I want you to

01:00:48.619 --> 01:00:50.699
live out all the stuff you want to do. So are

01:00:50.699 --> 01:00:52.960
you okay with me doing Feet Finder? You can make

01:00:52.960 --> 01:00:55.260
money off your feet. I've thought about that,

01:00:55.280 --> 01:00:59.260
and I'll be honest. The problem is my feet are

01:00:59.260 --> 01:01:03.400
ugly. I have size 18 feet, but my feet do not

01:01:03.400 --> 01:01:06.019
look good. Go for it. Are you on? All right,

01:01:06.039 --> 01:01:09.239
so there's TMZ. Today just feels like, I don't

01:01:09.239 --> 01:01:11.039
even know if this is real life. Like, I know

01:01:11.039 --> 01:01:13.679
it is. But I don't know if I'm out of my body

01:01:13.679 --> 01:01:16.440
or what it is. I just feel different today. I

01:01:16.440 --> 01:01:19.940
feel like I'm floating. Or maybe I'm just stoned.

01:01:20.699 --> 01:01:28.849
Whatever. Happy Hot Topic. Tom Holland reveals

01:01:28.849 --> 01:01:31.670
why he'll never host Saturday Night Live. I don't

01:01:31.670 --> 01:01:34.289
think he'd be good on it. He'd be taking it way

01:01:34.289 --> 01:01:37.550
too seriously. The Spider -Man star admits there's

01:01:37.550 --> 01:01:39.789
basically zero chance he'd ever host Saturday

01:01:39.789 --> 01:01:42.230
Night Live, and he has a very valid reason for

01:01:42.230 --> 01:01:44.269
turning down the once -in -a -lifetime opportunity.

01:01:44.710 --> 01:01:47.530
Got it. Tom says this to SNL alum Amy Poehler

01:01:47.530 --> 01:01:50.070
on the June 2nd episode of her Good Hang podcast.

01:01:50.349 --> 01:01:55.869
Got it. I'm heavily dyslexic. I am. Man. There's

01:01:55.869 --> 01:01:58.420
that, and then there's this. Jennifer Garner

01:01:58.420 --> 01:02:00.820
is getting candid about the effects of her divorce

01:02:00.820 --> 01:02:04.820
from Ben Affleck. I'm sure it wasn't good! During

01:02:04.820 --> 01:02:07.780
an interview with InStyle, published June 3rd,

01:02:07.800 --> 01:02:10.239
the actress, who shares three kids with the Oscar

01:02:10.239 --> 01:02:13.400
winner, shares how the former couple's 2015 split

01:02:13.400 --> 01:02:19.659
impacted their young family, saying, When my

01:02:19.659 --> 01:02:22.000
kids were little, I worked so little, and then

01:02:22.000 --> 01:02:24.360
we had such an upheaval in our family that I

01:02:24.360 --> 01:02:27.400
really hardly worked for a long time. Whatever.

01:02:27.559 --> 01:02:30.059
And her decision to take a step back to focus

01:02:30.059 --> 01:02:32.280
on her family largely came from the give and

01:02:32.280 --> 01:02:36.039
takes of working in the business. Yeah, you know,

01:02:36.039 --> 01:02:39.800
she got sick of it. Explaining, first of all,

01:02:39.800 --> 01:02:41.659
when you're in a performance kind of role, you

01:02:41.659 --> 01:02:43.639
give up a year, year and a half of performance

01:02:43.639 --> 01:02:46.599
while you are pregnant, having a baby, recovery.

01:02:46.960 --> 01:02:49.739
And while she still managed to nab roles in Juno

01:02:49.739 --> 01:02:52.780
and the Kingdom during that period, even breastfeeding

01:02:52.780 --> 01:03:01.789
between... Alright, she's... Turns out Rod Stewart

01:03:01.789 --> 01:03:04.849
does want to talk about it. Nearly one week after

01:03:04.849 --> 01:03:06.929
the I Don't Want To Talk About It singer cancelled

01:03:06.929 --> 01:03:10.730
two shows from his Las Vegas residency just hours

01:03:10.730 --> 01:03:13.590
before going on stage, he shared an insight to

01:03:13.590 --> 01:03:16.710
fans at his June 2nd concert into what happened

01:03:16.710 --> 01:03:19.530
prior. In a video shared on Instagram, he said,

01:03:30.130 --> 01:03:33.449
How Paul is he? His freaking wife's telling him.

01:03:33.630 --> 01:03:38.489
Ron Stewart. He swiped at him. His wife's freaking

01:03:38.489 --> 01:03:41.929
telling him. You know that Amazon woman tears

01:03:41.929 --> 01:03:45.820
him apart. Jennifer Aniston makes a rare comment

01:03:45.820 --> 01:03:48.840
about ex -husband Brad Pitt. Ah, it's a very

01:03:48.840 --> 01:03:53.579
rare comment. The Friends alum, who played Rachel

01:03:53.579 --> 01:03:56.480
Green on the beloved NBC sitcom, opens up about

01:03:56.480 --> 01:03:58.500
Brad while looking back at the show's iconic

01:03:58.500 --> 01:04:00.920
Thanksgiving -themed episodes with her former

01:04:00.920 --> 01:04:03.780
co -star Lisa Kudrow. Lisa tells Jennifer during

01:04:03.780 --> 01:04:06.579
a joint interview for Variety's Actors on Actors,

01:04:06.639 --> 01:04:09.119
published June 3rd, Guys were great, the Thanksgiving

01:04:09.119 --> 01:04:11.719
episodes. When Brad was on, that was hilarious.

01:04:12.119 --> 01:04:16.820
Whatever. Damn! Then there's this. Scott Pelley

01:04:16.820 --> 01:04:19.199
is sharing his perspective after being fired

01:04:19.199 --> 01:04:22.800
from 60 Minutes. Bye, bitch! Shortly after the

01:04:22.800 --> 01:04:25.099
longtime correspondent was axed from his position

01:04:25.099 --> 01:04:28.780
at CBS News, he reiterates his previous sentiment

01:04:28.780 --> 01:04:30.860
about the direction the storied news program

01:04:30.860 --> 01:04:33.840
was headed since David Ellison's company, Skydance,

01:04:33.960 --> 01:04:36.539
acquired CBS's parent company, Paramount, and

01:04:36.539 --> 01:04:38.619
installed Barry Weiss as editor -in -chief in

01:04:38.619 --> 01:04:42.380
October. Pelley writes, in part, in a statement

01:04:42.380 --> 01:04:45.139
obtained by MSNOW June 3rd, the new owner of

01:04:45.139 --> 01:04:47.739
the network is casting this legend aside, apparently

01:04:47.739 --> 01:04:50.019
to curry a moment of favor with the Trump administration.

01:04:50.059 --> 01:04:54.349
What a cut! He said! Everything's political with

01:04:54.349 --> 01:04:57.829
that moron. Jessica Chubb's Shannon and her wife

01:04:57.829 --> 01:05:00.789
are calling it quits. The reality star who previously

01:05:00.789 --> 01:05:02.710
appeared on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo alongside

01:05:02.710 --> 01:05:05.309
her mother June, Mama June Shannon. Can you imagine

01:05:05.309 --> 01:05:08.769
having Mama June as a mother? Half -sister Alana

01:05:08.769 --> 01:05:11.510
Honey Boo Boo Thompson announced she broke up

01:05:11.510 --> 01:05:14.070
with her wife Cheyenne McCant. The pair legally

01:05:14.070 --> 01:05:17.090
wed in February 2025, according to Georgia records.

01:05:17.349 --> 01:05:20.989
All right, so they broke up. Whatever. A judge

01:05:20.989 --> 01:05:23.369
is ordering a Sabrina Carpenter superfan to please,

01:05:23.429 --> 01:05:26.110
please, please stay 100 yards away from her.

01:05:26.230 --> 01:05:28.130
Yeah, it's a stalker, so they're sick of that.

01:05:28.309 --> 01:05:31.550
And then there's this right here. Joe Jonas shared

01:05:31.550 --> 01:05:34.929
an insight into his co -parenting dynamic with

01:05:34.929 --> 01:05:38.269
ex -wife Sophie Turner. During the June 2nd episode

01:05:38.269 --> 01:05:40.989
of Joe and his brothers Nick and Kevin's podcast,

01:05:41.369 --> 01:05:44.010
he shared how fatherhood has changed his life

01:05:44.010 --> 01:05:47.469
for the better. I'm a single dad and I co -parent

01:05:47.469 --> 01:05:51.230
with my wife. children's mother. My children

01:05:51.230 --> 01:05:53.989
have given me like purpose again in my life.

01:05:54.090 --> 01:05:57.170
They've really like given me the reason to be

01:05:57.170 --> 01:05:59.590
alive. He added, I think in my saddest moments,

01:05:59.730 --> 01:06:02.489
I'm able to be reminded quickly that a hug from

01:06:02.489 --> 01:06:05.389
them can solve the world's problems in my own

01:06:05.389 --> 01:06:07.409
world. There you go. I'm glad you're figuring

01:06:07.409 --> 01:06:23.059
that out. We got this right here. It is 98 days

01:06:23.059 --> 01:06:32.960
until the NFL returns. Woo -hoo! And I do not

01:06:32.960 --> 01:06:37.239
like that Caleb Williams is undercover at Madden.

01:06:37.280 --> 01:06:40.559
Hopefully he can break the Madden curse. But

01:06:40.559 --> 01:06:43.639
I'm not feeling too good. And the 49ers' Brandon

01:06:43.639 --> 01:06:46.780
Ayuk is wanted by cops after a viral speeding

01:06:46.780 --> 01:06:51.539
video. And Stefan says, Stefan Diggs said that

01:06:51.539 --> 01:06:53.880
him and Cardi B are great, that we can relax.

01:06:54.239 --> 01:06:57.500
You're still a deadbeat, Dad. But it is what

01:06:57.500 --> 01:07:01.159
it is. Rob Gronkowski said he lived off of $50

01:07:01.159 --> 01:07:04.000
,000 as an NFL rookie because the NFL means not

01:07:04.000 --> 01:07:08.719
for long. So he's smart. We're going to hear

01:07:08.719 --> 01:07:11.860
about Aaron Hernandez jerking off. But that's

01:07:11.860 --> 01:07:14.440
just a Hoppy Hauer analysis to get here. But

01:07:14.440 --> 01:07:27.260
first. All right. Like around Aaron Hernandez.

01:07:27.360 --> 01:07:29.239
I was just going to get into that. We heard stories

01:07:29.239 --> 01:07:30.880
about like him being in the team meeting room,

01:07:30.920 --> 01:07:33.960
like beating off. And like, oh yeah. Doing crazy

01:07:33.960 --> 01:07:37.079
shit. I mean. And honestly, if you don't want

01:07:37.079 --> 01:07:39.840
to talk about it, we don't have to. That's a

01:07:39.840 --> 01:07:43.400
possibility. So that's what happened there. Here's

01:07:43.400 --> 01:07:46.219
Honey Albeck in January about returning to the

01:07:46.219 --> 01:07:48.079
Giants. And just being able to take that time

01:07:48.079 --> 01:07:51.969
off. Be with my son and be with family and just

01:07:51.969 --> 01:07:55.250
reprioritize what was important to me. There

01:07:55.250 --> 01:07:58.610
you go. And then here's Max Crosby about the

01:07:58.610 --> 01:08:03.130
failed trade to the Ravens. You know, I don't

01:08:03.130 --> 01:08:04.550
really want to talk about that, to be honest.

01:08:04.690 --> 01:08:06.989
It's under the bridge. It's a long time ago.

01:08:07.269 --> 01:08:09.989
Yeah, he's ready for the season. It is a time

01:08:09.989 --> 01:08:40.210
for happy hoops. I got it! MJ to Kobe, legends

01:08:40.210 --> 01:08:43.170
in the game. Shaq's big presence, true hall of

01:08:43.170 --> 01:08:46.869
fame. Hoppy's skills at T ain't plain tame. Behind

01:08:46.869 --> 01:08:51.630
the curtain, nothing left the same. Last night,

01:08:51.789 --> 01:08:56.630
it was the New York Knicks beating the Spurs.

01:08:57.689 --> 01:09:01.789
And a fame. Crazy exes, wild and scandalous.

01:09:02.029 --> 01:09:04.970
I know about crazy exes. A fan ran on the court.

01:09:05.710 --> 01:09:08.050
And here's what Wemby said about it. A fan ran

01:09:08.050 --> 01:09:10.270
on the court to take a selfie with Victor Weminyama

01:09:10.270 --> 01:09:12.750
during Game 1 of the NBA Finals. Mitchell Robinson

01:09:12.750 --> 01:09:15.430
looked a bit confused. Wemby smiled for the photo

01:09:15.430 --> 01:09:17.229
and he spoke about it in his post -game interview.

01:09:17.470 --> 01:09:19.430
I wonder if they asked him to delete it. Victor,

01:09:19.489 --> 01:09:21.149
kind of a strange situation there at the end

01:09:21.149 --> 01:09:23.470
with the fan running up to you. Have you been

01:09:23.470 --> 01:09:26.010
in that situation before during a game? What

01:09:26.010 --> 01:09:28.390
was going through your head and did you smile

01:09:28.390 --> 01:09:30.649
for the picture? I've never been in that situation.

01:09:31.069 --> 01:09:35.659
I didn't know how to act. And it really surprised

01:09:35.659 --> 01:09:38.180
me almost as much as that time where a bat crashed

01:09:38.180 --> 01:09:42.319
the court. There you go. I'm starting to get

01:09:42.319 --> 01:09:44.279
a headache from the coffee I had. Jesus Christ.

01:09:45.439 --> 01:09:48.260
Ah, here's Carl Anthony Towns about his mom not

01:09:48.260 --> 01:09:50.380
being here and her watching from heaven. I don't

01:09:50.380 --> 01:09:52.380
want to sound sugarcoating or anything like that,

01:09:52.479 --> 01:09:55.640
but Shaq, you know, you would know what I'm saying.

01:09:56.460 --> 01:09:58.939
I don't know what it was, but I just felt a calm

01:09:58.939 --> 01:10:01.850
and a peace. that I don't know how to become

01:10:01.850 --> 01:10:04.310
from the woman above. So I felt really confident

01:10:04.310 --> 01:10:09.069
about today. I felt good. You know, I felt like

01:10:09.069 --> 01:10:11.050
a kid. I felt like it was just fun out here.

01:10:11.090 --> 01:10:13.250
This is something that as a kid, you always dream

01:10:13.250 --> 01:10:17.350
about. You always hope that you just hope to

01:10:17.350 --> 01:10:19.329
be an NBA player, let alone to be in the NBA

01:10:19.329 --> 01:10:23.010
finals. And all day, it was just a weird feeling.

01:10:23.090 --> 01:10:25.069
It felt like I was a kid getting ready to go

01:10:25.069 --> 01:10:27.970
play my Saturday AAU games and Sunday AAU games.

01:10:30.780 --> 01:10:33.180
In a way, I felt like I was seeing her in the

01:10:33.180 --> 01:10:36.000
stands and it was just, it was fun. It was really

01:10:36.000 --> 01:10:38.800
fun and it was really comforting. So there's

01:10:38.800 --> 01:10:43.380
that. Here's Wemby on his performance. No, of

01:10:43.380 --> 01:10:48.079
course not. I agree with the coach. And, I mean,

01:10:48.100 --> 01:10:50.180
it's the same. Every team guards differently,

01:10:50.399 --> 01:10:55.060
you know. I'm going to figure it out. It's, yeah,

01:10:55.159 --> 01:10:57.659
I mean, I was bad tonight. Yeah, you need to

01:10:57.659 --> 01:10:59.319
learn that, James Harden, taking accountability.

01:11:00.270 --> 01:11:03.050
And here's Jalen Brunson. I don't know when,

01:11:03.149 --> 01:11:07.350
but for the longest time, whenever something

01:11:07.350 --> 01:11:09.630
is accomplished, I'm looking forward to the next.

01:11:10.090 --> 01:11:15.270
It's just how I've been. Just dating back to

01:11:15.270 --> 01:11:18.350
high school, college, championships, everything

01:11:18.350 --> 01:11:21.329
that I've ever won. There's nothing in my house.

01:11:21.710 --> 01:11:26.090
There you go. Damian Lillard's baby mama saying

01:11:26.090 --> 01:11:27.649
she's not a homewrecker, even though she probably

01:11:27.649 --> 01:11:31.869
is. Here is Mike Brown talking to the coach.

01:11:31.989 --> 01:11:34.369
We were all bitching too much at the officials,

01:11:34.489 --> 01:11:38.590
and Rick Brunson was great. He told me to shut

01:11:38.590 --> 01:11:41.449
the hell up. Sorry, Mom. He told me to shut up,

01:11:41.550 --> 01:11:44.270
and he told— Wow, he is so clean -cut that he

01:11:44.270 --> 01:11:46.489
thought hell was offensive. Or be quiet, and

01:11:46.489 --> 01:11:48.909
he— Hell's not real! He told the rest of the

01:11:48.909 --> 01:11:50.470
team to be quiet and leave the officials alone.

01:11:50.890 --> 01:11:53.270
There you go. And then here's this clip right

01:11:53.270 --> 01:11:59.640
here. Man. We all know that Charles Barkley has

01:11:59.640 --> 01:12:04.939
made fun of San Antonio women for being big boned,

01:12:04.939 --> 01:12:08.199
even though they are. And here is the San Antonio

01:12:08.199 --> 01:12:10.539
mayor calling them out inside the NBA on ESPN

01:12:10.539 --> 01:12:13.619
last night. Ortiz Jones is the mayor of San Antonio.

01:12:13.939 --> 01:12:18.590
That's right. Sorry to spring that on you, but

01:12:18.590 --> 01:12:21.750
here's a woman. We just felt well before you

01:12:21.750 --> 01:12:24.489
were mayor. For background, you needed to see

01:12:24.489 --> 01:12:27.229
what you're dealing with here with Chuck. I learned

01:12:27.229 --> 01:12:29.229
a long time ago you can't teach courage, you

01:12:29.229 --> 01:12:31.609
can't teach class, and Mr. Barthley reminds us

01:12:31.609 --> 01:12:37.529
of that. Yeah, Danny Roddenbrun! Hang on. That

01:12:37.529 --> 01:12:42.409
was a joke. Your city gave Billy Madison a career,

01:12:42.569 --> 01:12:46.720
so... I wouldn't really be talking about class.

01:12:47.600 --> 01:13:32.270
Yeah. Hot topic. A controversial hire for Hillsborough

01:13:32.270 --> 01:13:35.930
County Schools. No way! Hillsborough County being

01:13:35.930 --> 01:13:38.329
corrupt? Never heard of it. Hillsborough County

01:13:38.329 --> 01:13:40.630
Sheriff's Chief Deputy Anthony Collins is now

01:13:40.630 --> 01:13:43.270
leading school security. And on your side, Jenna

01:13:43.270 --> 01:13:46.449
Bass explains. What up, Jen? Anthony Collins.

01:13:46.539 --> 01:13:48.500
Collins is officially on the job as Hillsborough

01:13:48.500 --> 01:13:51.539
County Schools' new chief of security and emergency

01:13:51.539 --> 01:13:54.600
management. In this new role, Collins will oversee

01:13:54.600 --> 01:13:58.140
and lead all aspects of school security. Collins

01:13:58.140 --> 01:14:00.239
resigned from the Hillsborough County Sheriff's

01:14:00.239 --> 01:14:03.300
Office last year, just four months into his historic

01:14:03.300 --> 01:14:06.340
promotion, following an academic cheating scandal.

01:14:06.520 --> 01:14:09.920
All right, so there you go. Cops always get rehired.

01:14:09.939 --> 01:14:12.449
They're always protected. Whatever. We are following

01:14:12.449 --> 01:14:14.649
a developing story in Tampa. Right now, a University

01:14:14.649 --> 01:14:17.189
of South Florida student and another person recovering

01:14:17.189 --> 01:14:19.930
after being stabbed. All of this happening just

01:14:19.930 --> 01:14:22.510
before 4 .30 this morning. Ah, so that happened

01:14:22.510 --> 01:14:25.229
right near USF. Good neighborhood, not at all.

01:14:25.489 --> 01:14:27.289
A Haines City police officer is facing charges

01:14:27.289 --> 01:14:29.729
this evening, accused of ranking up more than

01:14:29.729 --> 01:14:33.289
$10 ,000 on a dead man's credit card. Loser!

01:14:34.229 --> 01:14:36.850
You notice that the police in the area are corrupt?

01:14:37.050 --> 01:14:41.319
No way, so surprised. Largo police say they are

01:14:41.319 --> 01:14:43.680
monitoring a possible teen takeover. It's planned

01:14:43.680 --> 01:14:47.100
for this weekend too. Dog takeover. So there

01:14:47.100 --> 01:14:50.920
you go. Right now we are following breaking news.

01:14:51.000 --> 01:14:52.819
This is out of Seminole. Get a look at this right

01:14:52.819 --> 01:14:54.880
here because right now an 85 year old woman is

01:14:54.880 --> 01:14:58.319
dead after being hit by a trailer on the back

01:14:58.319 --> 01:15:01.939
of a truck. This is why I never ever drive at

01:15:01.939 --> 01:15:04.829
night. I don't want to die. What's happening

01:15:04.829 --> 01:15:06.810
today? City leaders considering new locations

01:15:06.810 --> 01:15:09.869
for school zone speed cameras. Ah, so that'll

01:15:09.869 --> 01:15:12.350
give people a lot of speed diets. Like we're

01:15:12.350 --> 01:15:15.029
speeding through the segment and then this. What's

01:15:15.029 --> 01:15:16.289
happening today in St. Pete? A major decision

01:15:16.289 --> 01:15:18.789
could shape the future of local energy and the

01:15:18.789 --> 01:15:20.989
city's relationship with Duke Energy. Yeah, at

01:15:20.989 --> 01:15:22.850
stake is whether to move forward right now with

01:15:22.850 --> 01:15:25.550
a nearly $600 ,000 study that explores what a

01:15:25.550 --> 01:15:27.869
city -run electric utility would even look like.

01:15:28.149 --> 01:15:30.689
All I can say is it'd be better than Duke Energy.

01:15:32.210 --> 01:15:36.029
They're just afraid to pull the plug because

01:15:36.029 --> 01:15:37.890
it'd be, you know, pretty edgy to get rid of

01:15:37.890 --> 01:16:02.470
Duke. Chicago news time. Six, nine, but he been

01:16:02.470 --> 01:16:05.350
in these mics All in ten heights, now the Senate

01:16:05.350 --> 01:16:07.869
get tight From the berms to the block, that's

01:16:07.869 --> 01:16:10.210
a hell of a hike Turn the dial, see his name

01:16:10.210 --> 01:16:13.409
on the lights He got callers on the lines, tryna

01:16:13.409 --> 01:16:15.829
break they news From the side to the sticks,

01:16:16.010 --> 01:16:18.390
they relate to the views Every segment like a

01:16:18.390 --> 01:16:21.170
story from the avenue Tell him slick, then he

01:16:21.170 --> 01:16:24.970
fact -check the attitude This that Chicago news?

01:16:26.229 --> 01:16:29.229
Hop in, I will let him choose From the heights

01:16:29.229 --> 01:16:51.600
to the loop, what it do? But people have left

01:16:51.600 --> 01:16:55.329
some quite unusual items in the rideshares. Uber

01:16:55.329 --> 01:16:57.609
has released a new list of items that people

01:16:57.609 --> 01:16:59.909
have left behind when exiting their ride. It

01:16:59.909 --> 01:17:03.289
includes literally more than 1 million cell phones.

01:17:03.890 --> 01:17:10.550
Guilty. Ugh. Here's ABC's Danny New. I can't

01:17:10.550 --> 01:17:12.130
play this, but, you know, because of the fucking

01:17:12.130 --> 01:17:14.810
music. All the news clips. How's that music?

01:17:16.489 --> 01:17:18.829
Well, it's been nearly two years since Chicago's

01:17:18.829 --> 01:17:22.210
Shots Spotter contract expired, and the city

01:17:22.210 --> 01:17:24.369
has yet to find a replacement. Yeah, because

01:17:24.369 --> 01:17:27.569
Brandon Johnson's defending the criminals. Now

01:17:27.569 --> 01:17:30.529
at 4 .30, a suburban police department wants

01:17:30.529 --> 01:17:33.130
drivers to use extra caution when filling up

01:17:33.130 --> 01:17:36.279
their cars. gas stations north lake police have

01:17:36.279 --> 01:17:39.460
one confirmed report of a gas pump that triggered

01:17:39.460 --> 01:17:42.199
an overcharge for a customer and we told you

01:17:42.199 --> 01:17:43.800
a little bit about this yesterday but charlotte

01:17:43.800 --> 01:17:46.899
is going in detail here explaining what you need

01:17:46.899 --> 01:17:49.239
to know to make sure all right so make sure that

01:17:49.239 --> 01:17:51.720
you don't use those machines whatever what's

01:17:51.720 --> 01:17:54.039
going on here Cheering for the Knicks might be

01:17:54.039 --> 01:17:56.119
tough for Bulls fans, but you gotta love this

01:17:56.119 --> 01:17:58.779
guy, right? With the NBA Finals tipping off tonight

01:17:58.779 --> 01:18:01.779
in San Antonio, Jalen Brunson has a chance to

01:18:01.779 --> 01:18:04.640
add another title to the championship resume.

01:18:05.100 --> 01:18:07.739
He started building at Stevenson High School.

01:18:07.880 --> 01:18:10.520
Yeah, he made all my friends cry. I know people

01:18:10.520 --> 01:18:11.979
listening probably were there, so they hate me

01:18:11.979 --> 01:18:13.920
bringing it up. But yeah, he won a championship

01:18:13.920 --> 01:18:17.460
in high school. He won Mr. Illinois. He won NCAA.

01:18:17.880 --> 01:18:22.619
Now he might win NBA. Holy cow. New attack. A

01:18:22.619 --> 01:18:24.640
familiar name returned to Wrigley Field tonight

01:18:24.640 --> 01:18:27.449
behind the microphone. Athletics announcer Chris

01:18:27.449 --> 01:18:30.529
Carey is the great -grandson of the former Cubs

01:18:30.529 --> 01:18:32.949
announcer, the late, great Harry Carey. And tonight,

01:18:33.029 --> 01:18:35.069
our Patrick Fazio introduced... Ah, so he got

01:18:35.069 --> 01:18:38.989
to announce a game. Time on nepotism! You know,

01:18:39.010 --> 01:18:41.630
his favorite radio show is the Joe Show. Mm -hmm.

01:18:45.550 --> 01:18:55.170
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Microphone key! 6ix9ine's tower,

01:18:55.329 --> 01:18:58.010
Fresno's loudest hour Mike in his grip, got the

01:18:58.010 --> 01:19:00.510
world feelin' sour Hoppy on the block, droppin'

01:19:00.510 --> 01:19:03.250
facts like boulders Words cut sharply, the city

01:19:03.250 --> 01:19:05.970
on his shoulders News so raw, unfiltered truth

01:19:05.970 --> 01:19:08.890
spray Fresno's postin' every word that he say

01:19:08.890 --> 01:19:12.350
No sugar coat, no bow, no disguise Hoppy in the

01:19:12.350 --> 01:19:15.609
booth, Fresno, here's it live Fresno knows, he

01:19:15.609 --> 01:19:18.510
don't hold back Spit so bold, keep the city on

01:19:18.510 --> 01:19:28.060
track Say it loud and there's no fear That breaking

01:19:28.060 --> 01:19:30.340
news update is coming out of downtown Bakersfield,

01:19:30.380 --> 01:19:32.979
where police say 10 hostages have finally been

01:19:32.979 --> 01:19:35.560
freed. And the suspect is dead after being shot

01:19:35.560 --> 01:19:38.220
by FBI agents early. What a waste of a life.

01:19:38.239 --> 01:19:42.319
What a loser. Turning to some safety matters

01:19:42.319 --> 01:19:44.979
now. The city of Fresno has a message for drivers.

01:19:45.199 --> 01:19:48.899
Slow down in school zones. That's because the

01:19:48.899 --> 01:19:52.199
speed limit is changing from 25 miles an hour

01:19:52.199 --> 01:19:55.319
to 20. So, yeah, you know, the cops are going

01:19:55.319 --> 01:19:58.500
to be out there giving tickets. Well, Catherine,

01:19:58.619 --> 01:20:00.560
this happened Tuesday at Reedley High Stadium,

01:20:00.779 --> 01:20:03.239
leaving many students and parents there to attend

01:20:03.239 --> 01:20:06.520
the graduation ceremonies for KCUSD's Adult School

01:20:06.520 --> 01:20:09.750
and Mountain View Schools in shock. This video

01:20:09.750 --> 01:20:12.409
shows the moments a fight broke out at a graduation

01:20:12.409 --> 01:20:17.050
ceremony in... Losers! From what I've seen, they

01:20:17.050 --> 01:20:19.850
were just saying stuff to each other, and I just

01:20:19.850 --> 01:20:21.529
see them completely just screaming, like, just

01:20:21.529 --> 01:20:23.649
throwing punches at each other. One man who asked

01:20:23.649 --> 01:20:26.130
not to be identified told us he attended the

01:20:26.130 --> 01:20:28.510
graduation ceremony with a friend to celebrate...

01:20:28.510 --> 01:20:30.310
How much of a failure are you that you're in

01:20:30.310 --> 01:20:32.029
adult school already? I mean, you have to get

01:20:32.029 --> 01:20:33.869
your life together. And then you get into a fight!

01:20:34.560 --> 01:20:37.800
A graduate and were caught off guard by what

01:20:37.800 --> 01:20:44.180
they were seeing from the stands. Man, you know,

01:20:44.199 --> 01:20:45.779
there's got to be some gangbangers there. This

01:20:45.779 --> 01:20:47.800
dude wants to be anonymous with that fake voice.

01:20:48.000 --> 01:20:50.079
The district released a statement that read,

01:20:50.260 --> 01:20:52.680
despite the incident, the focus of our evening

01:20:52.680 --> 01:20:56.100
remained on celebrating our graduates. Things

01:20:56.100 --> 01:21:00.500
are going well in Fresno. Time for Cleveland

01:21:00.500 --> 01:21:14.369
News. Static crackle, mic pops, the hour is hoppy

01:21:14.369 --> 01:21:17.270
Cleveland skyline foggy, steel mills choppy City

01:21:17.270 --> 01:21:20.010
on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never sloppy Radio

01:21:20.010 --> 01:21:22.409
waves carry tales, but they ain't gloves The

01:21:22.409 --> 01:21:25.090
concrete jungle, potholes where dreams collapse

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Downtown echoes to calves and faded calves Past

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the preaching hustle Now, to new details on the

01:21:49.210 --> 01:21:51.390
case of a teen accused of assault at Cedar Point.

01:21:51.829 --> 01:21:54.210
Police say the teen pulled down the skirt of

01:21:54.210 --> 01:21:56.869
a transgender woman at the park and then ran

01:21:56.869 --> 01:21:59.420
from officers. Today he appeared in Sandusky

01:21:59.420 --> 01:22:02.739
Municipal Court. You're a thug! Natalie Clydesdale

01:22:02.739 --> 01:22:06.699
has the latest from today's hearing. Newly released

01:22:06.699 --> 01:22:10.000
body camera video shows the moments after police

01:22:10.000 --> 01:22:13.539
chased down a man accused of assaulting a transgender

01:22:13.539 --> 01:22:19.779
guest at Loser! Cedar Point. Investigators say

01:22:19.779 --> 01:22:22.779
18 -year -old Marquez Williams approached the

01:22:22.779 --> 01:22:25.380
victim from behind last week. You know he wants

01:22:25.380 --> 01:22:27.920
some transgender in his mouth. pulled down her

01:22:27.920 --> 01:22:31.279
skirt and underwear, then ran away. There you

01:22:31.279 --> 01:22:34.000
go. Police say multiple witnesses, including

01:22:34.000 --> 01:22:37.539
children, saw the incident. That's good. Good

01:22:37.539 --> 01:23:18.010
old Ohio! They used to harbor it here. We think

01:23:18.010 --> 01:23:20.630
this is ours. It could be worse, though. At least

01:23:20.630 --> 01:23:25.310
we're not destroyed. We're not destroyed. Keep

01:23:25.310 --> 01:23:28.770
people from looking at their own lives and realizing

01:23:28.770 --> 01:23:31.630
how bad they've actually gotten, you know? I

01:23:31.630 --> 01:23:36.250
mean, if you can get drunk and paint yourself

01:23:36.250 --> 01:23:39.489
orange and brown every Sunday, you might realize,

01:23:39.710 --> 01:23:52.250
I live in Cleveland. You look around at your

01:23:52.250 --> 01:23:53.890
tiny little house that you can't afford because

01:23:53.890 --> 01:23:56.010
of the mortgage crisis and your horrible little

01:23:56.010 --> 01:23:58.130
sloppy kids who all have diabetes by the time

01:23:58.130 --> 01:24:00.390
they're eight and they live on corn syrup and

01:24:00.390 --> 01:24:03.949
lye and then you look at your big bloated mess

01:24:03.949 --> 01:24:05.710
of a wife and she waddles towards you with her

01:24:05.710 --> 01:24:07.989
front butt spilling out over the top of her ass

01:24:07.989 --> 01:24:10.229
and long jeans and you think, I'm going to go

01:24:10.229 --> 01:24:12.289
shoot myself and my pregnant, smoking old daughter,

01:24:12.310 --> 01:24:19.810
right? Do you regret anything that you said about

01:24:19.810 --> 01:24:26.520
Cleveland? You think Cleveland's cool? I mean,

01:24:26.539 --> 01:24:28.619
I've never heard anybody say, I'm going to Cleveland

01:24:28.619 --> 01:24:32.920
on vacation. What's so great about Cleveland?

01:25:06.769 --> 01:25:10.050
As long as you follow your dreams, no matter

01:25:10.050 --> 01:25:13.590
how crazy or against the law it is. Except for

01:25:13.590 --> 01:25:16.989
Sasquatch, because Sasquatch's rules are different.

01:25:17.130 --> 01:25:20.949
Forgetting me, what? I'm a circus freak. That's

01:25:20.949 --> 01:25:24.590
all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one

01:25:24.590 --> 01:25:26.390
of those guys who can't wait to get to work in

01:25:26.390 --> 01:25:55.380
the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh, yes! So if

01:25:55.380 --> 01:25:59.779
there's a few bucks left over, you know, go get

01:25:59.779 --> 01:26:02.739
something nice. Yeah, hey, I like that. Yeah,

01:26:02.779 --> 01:26:16.479
I like that. I like that. I had like half a bottle

01:26:16.479 --> 01:26:20.300
of melatonin, six beers, this whole f***ing bucket

01:26:20.300 --> 01:26:51.270
of chicken. Dr. Quinn. Oh, I just thought that

01:26:51.270 --> 01:26:54.770
was a nickname. You know, like Dr. Gray. Yeah.

01:26:55.090 --> 01:27:02.789
God. God, you're stupid. God, you're stupid.

01:27:03.289 --> 01:27:07.510
Hey, shut your ass. What is it now, Hooper? Have

01:27:07.510 --> 01:27:19.920
you seen it on the TV lately? No, why? I don't

01:27:19.920 --> 01:27:21.340
know what they're doing, but these boys have

01:27:21.340 --> 01:27:24.359
got them and more. They're sackflashers. We love

01:27:24.359 --> 01:27:29.000
sackflashers. Oh, it's a sack -a -sack. Order

01:27:29.000 --> 01:27:31.720
now and get sackflashers, too. Sacks in the city

01:27:31.720 --> 01:27:35.880
with bonus material. Beach balls. Woo -hoo. All

01:27:35.880 --> 01:27:40.020
right. First one. Call us. Get us free sackflashers,

01:27:40.020 --> 01:27:41.960
full sack. Off -riders are standing by. You'll

01:27:41.960 --> 01:27:45.199
be nuts to pass up on this offer. I mean, someone

01:27:45.199 --> 01:27:47.460
in a skirt, in a nightlight or something. Ooh,

01:27:47.779 --> 01:27:51.470
you like to have fun? That cop is up here, butthole!

01:27:51.829 --> 01:27:54.409
Now, that's a good... No, not that specific.

01:27:54.590 --> 01:27:57.470
But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.

01:27:57.569 --> 01:28:00.470
Oh, he loves him, the good butthole. I told you

01:28:00.470 --> 01:28:02.789
not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never,

01:28:02.850 --> 01:28:05.109
verbulate that man's name in the house again.

01:28:05.569 --> 01:28:07.989
I don't think he said his name. Someone must

01:28:07.989 --> 01:28:10.329
wear a little too busy thing and do exchange

01:28:10.329 --> 01:28:13.229
business cards. And don't you go Facebook him

01:28:13.229 --> 01:28:15.409
on the iBox, neither. Sheriff says you race from

01:28:15.409 --> 01:28:17.409
down hell down to the library. Yeah, you know

01:28:17.409 --> 01:28:26.810
I did. You're going strong. You're a real live

01:28:26.810 --> 01:28:30.170
robot. Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's

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costume? Bite my shiny metal egg. It doesn't

01:28:34.170 --> 01:28:36.609
look so shiny to me. It's shinier than yours,

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meatbag. And that is that. Poppy Hour. Poppy

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we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but my buddies

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may have known me as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled

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as slow when I started school. Come to find out

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at the school, the doctors decided I was autistic.

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Not at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's

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degree in radio broadcasting and I work in the

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San Francisco... Baby Riot 20. Amir Academy of

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Martial Arts at amiracademy .com. 2700 22nd Street

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-defense classes, kid classes, MMA classes, whatever

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the hell you need. I'll go. Hi there. Watchfaceprinting

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Business cards. Posters, yard signs, whatever

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the Hello again, it's your favorite San Francisco

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DJ, Hammerang. I may look normal, but the truth

01:45:04.630 --> 01:45:07.649
is, I have a condition called autism. That's

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right, it's a condition, not a disease. That

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is, autism -controlling autism. like anyone,

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regardless of who they are. People with autism

01:45:15.430 --> 01:45:17.689
normally have difficulties in verbal and non

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-verbal communication skills, social interactions,

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and leisure activities. In recent studies, people

01:45:23.869 --> 01:45:26.430
with autism are less likely to have a job and

01:45:26.430 --> 01:45:29.390
more likely to become homeless. I think jobs

01:45:29.390 --> 01:45:32.649
like having friends and family, having a college

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education, or having a home in the San Francisco

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Bay Area is an honored personality I could jump

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and play in full frame. Copy's out, we're almost

01:45:57.250 --> 01:45:59.630
done. Feels like robbery in vain. Trying to copy

01:45:59.630 --> 01:46:02.310
on the mic. Dropping with some new strings. Syndicated

01:46:02.310 --> 01:46:04.770
sorrow, now it's time to shatter dreams. Oh,

01:46:04.770 --> 01:46:07.750
the happy hour is coming so close. The radio

01:46:07.750 --> 01:46:10.750
is made like a one -two pose. That laughter is

01:46:10.750 --> 01:46:13.310
always dissolving in the air. But we'll keep

01:46:13.310 --> 01:46:21.930
the rhythm. Oh, life's just so unfair. Oh, my

01:46:21.930 --> 01:46:24.310
fucking voice. The laughter's growing dim. Here.

01:46:24.510 --> 01:46:26.829
I'm just a happy, happy girl without a ring.