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Stand by. Now, something completely different.

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Now, let me, um... Let me type this in. I have

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two keyboards in here. This is confusing. Serious

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music for addressing a topic about someone's

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bad house. up here in the club. So, I have spies

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everywhere. For some reason, this music is called

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Paper Cup Morning. All right, let's see what

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this is. Oh, perfect. I have spies everywhere.

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Including on my former jobs. I have one or two

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fire of the bone. a few people in. I wish Anthony

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Minotti, the voiceover guy, would reply to my

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voicemail, but I get it. You're working for John

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Brennan. You gotta be in your best behavior.

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There's a saltine cracker. I get it! And he's

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probably also doing his job. Hey, can you help

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me with the logs? I don't know how to do logs,

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but I'm the program director and the operations

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manager. But I heard a report unknown as Michael

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Kelton. He's not doing too well. I heard that

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he had a second and third stent to put in his

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heart. And then I talked, I heard that from somebody

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that worked there. And then I talked to a few

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people I know that listen. I do care about Mike.

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Do I like Mike Kelton? No. He's a backstabber.

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But do I wish ill will on somebody that has a

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13 -year -old daughter lost my parents at a very

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young age. So I'm going, or not my, God, don't

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let me manifest that. No, I lost my dad at a

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very young age. So I take people being second

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or fifties very seriously. And let me tell you,

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all ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Mike

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Kelton, I heard you have been airing on air.

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I heard you have been discussing the fact that

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you're not really taking this seriously, that

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you don't want to change your eating habits.

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Mike Elton, I have a memory that I tell a lot

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of people. We were on the cruise in 2016, and

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we were walking up the stairs going back from

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the port. From, I think it was Mexico, back to

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the port. Maybe it was St. Thomas, I don't know,

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Granter or something. And you were out of breath,

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dude. You were walking up the stairs singing,

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No, no, no. You were... ever said Mike Kelton

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nobody lives forever but you're going to be 55

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years old and you're not the most healthy guy

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and because I'm a nice guy even though you backstab

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me and you're a fake friend you're still Amanda's

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husband you're still Juliana and Joey's father

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you're still the brother of I think his I forget

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his brother's name and you're still the uncle

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I forget his name You're still the best friend

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of Pete's. And you're still the boss of Mike

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Olivero. And you're still the boss of... Oh,

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I don't do a lot of responsibility with you,

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dude. As much as I can't stand the man, I also

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do love the man by hating the man, if that makes

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sense. I mean, I do hate the man in general.

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But that's like metaphorically. Well, Mike, you

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make probably a million a year when it's all

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said and done with endorsements. You love to

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say, I make more than the president. But Mikey,

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listen to me. Listen to me very carefully. You

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have all the resources. You don't have to eat

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crappy healthy food. Someone like me, if I want

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to go on a diet, I got to go to Aldi's and get

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cheese and bacon and all that. Michael Kalka,

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you make a million dollars. You got that nice

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big kitchen that's bigger than my apartment.

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Probably. Or maybe closer. Maybe go, hey, babe.

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I really don't feel like dying by 60. I want

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to be able to see Juliana graduate high school.

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I'm being serious. Because I'm not a dick. Oh,

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I just got a funny alert. So supposedly, this

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is all rumors. supposedly in Tampa Bay, Dignitary

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Kava Bar, is potentially getting bought out.

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And I just got a text message from Dignitary.

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We miss you here. Let me turn it down. We miss

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you here. Come by for 20 % off. Man. The mighty

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are falling. I've already fallen this morning.

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I would suggest you take care of yourself. Now,

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you don't have to listen. I mean, I don't really

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care about my opinion. But you say you don't

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care about my opinion. Yeah, you listen to everything

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I say. Mike, take care of yourself. You got a

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daughter. You got a son. You got a whole family

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here. Just be good to yourself. Our life is short.

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And you could be dead at any moment. I could

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be dead at any moment. But when you're getting

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stun on your arm... That is not exactly it, dog.

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All right, we'll be right back. Hang on. Here

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is Nicki Minaj saying she regrets her ungodly

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lyrics. Like in the Roger That remix when you

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said, flow so tight as a D and a B. Music scene

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is very demonically organized. Stop it with the

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demonic words. That's what every conservative

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says. She's on this terrible podcast, Bryce Crawford.

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Crazy stuff that happens in there. Can you kind

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of tell me a little bit about that? Well, it

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sure isn't driving people to God. It's driving

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people to want to plow you. I used to think she

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was so pretty, but when she opens up her mouth,

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it's like, shut up. It definitely isn't making

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people want God more. It makes the girls say,

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oh God. It focuses on the worship of... of material

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things. Yeah, so then take back all the money

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you've ever made from rapping about your butthole.

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And start over. All the residual checks you gave

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from Anaconda and Only and all the songs, just

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return it. And we all play a part in it. I've

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played a part in it, of course. You're an annoying

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woman. I guess I feel a sense of responsibility,

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too, a lot. You should! You represent the movie

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Idiocracy. The time is because a lot of the stuff

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that I was rapping about, I didn't, you know,

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I was so young too, I didn't realize that there

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are young people listening to it. Yeah, you know,

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there's 13 -year -olds hearing about anal sex.

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It can't be right. How it could probably make

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them make certain decisions. Yeah, you know.

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That wasn't, you know, really thought out. Whatever.

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I don't think you're thinking much of it. And

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now you're trying to change your past. You still

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married a thug. Well, I'll never forget that.

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We are going to turn now to Sean Combs' 2028

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prison release. It's now moving up. And I've

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got our... I never know what to call him. Sean

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Combs is a daddy, is a puff daddy, is a loser.

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Criminal defense attorney here, Bernardo Villalona

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with me today. break this all down. Bernard,

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it is good to see you here. So people are searching.

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They want to know when is his new release date?

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Yeah, so the Can't Hold Me Down rapper is now

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expected to be released on February 23rd. The

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way she said that, it feels like she's siding

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with him. 2028. So originally it was supposed

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to be in May of 2028, but he's been able to shave

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off time from his sentencing. You know what?

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I never want to hear anybody complain. We need

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equal rights to women. And then we allow this

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coward This loser is essentially getting away

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with it. I mean, yeah, he's serving time, but

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he should have got way more time. The problem

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was they were trying to attach him to charges

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that were unrealistic. And then you're already

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pushing the date back? Man. Being an original

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lead must be really nice. Various reasons. You

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know, he was convicted of transporting people

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here to engage in prostitution. We know. And

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worse, but they just had terrible charges. What

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reasons would justify an early release? Uh, I

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don't know, cause he's got money. Well, in terms

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of what reasons justifies an early release, you

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gotta think that it's the Bureau of Prisons that's

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making this determination. Yeah, you know, he's

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probably a good guy in prison. Probably a nice

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ceremony. I'm not saying he's a good guy in real

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life, but I'm sure in prison he's fun to be around.

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Not the judge. So in terms of what factors are

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being considered are number one, how much time

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has he already served? All right, Bill. If you're

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gonna already get only three years, let him serve

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all three years. Man, I'm so sick of people.

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What is this? Everybody here risks people. And

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then things like this happen. But before being

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sentenced, he had already done about a year.

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So he gets credit for that. All right. He gets

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credit. Yeah, scumbag! Burn him! That's how I

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feel about him. The other day, Satisfy You by

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him and R. Kelly came on my Spotify, and I was

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listening to it, and I felt so... I can't lie.

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Diddy made a lot of good songs. The power made

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me listen to, like, Cassie or Danny Kane, and

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you hear him talking in the background, and he's

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just making it about him. But he's a loser. He's

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a loser. Bailey Beamer on Call Her Daddy saying

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if she was dating Justin Bieber while he was

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with Selena Gomez, which we all know he was.

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Your husband was in a very public relationship.

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Kids, people were obsessed with the idea of them.

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People were confused on the timeline you're talking

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about. There is no timeline. We know she's a

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side chick. She wanted to marry him. I just wish

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side tricks would be honest with themselves.

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Yeah, you ruined marriages. Yeah, you're, but

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just embrace it. If you're gonna do it, at least

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be honest about it. That would be appreciated.

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Is he a homewrecker? You are a homewrecker, honey.

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So, I guess my question is, Haley, were you ever

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with Justin romantically at the same time as

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her? No. You're lying. Rihanna, you went back

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and forth. But her mood's probably too much for

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his immaturity to handle. And you probably really

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brought the ruckus in bed. But you're a sidekick.

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You'll always be one. Not one time. You're lying.

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When him and I started hanging out, like... Okay,

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let's just put it this way. Ah, yeah, you're

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lying. You're trying to think of what to say.

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When him and I ever started, like... hooking

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up or like anything of that sort he was not ever

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in a relationship yeah you're lying you ruined

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a relationship so why would you be honest i don't

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even know why alex cooper would ask like why

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would you trust her she's a side chick ever at

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any point we don't believe you why because you're

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always gonna be a side chick that is all your

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reputation all right oh geez vice president jd

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vance insisting that the white house has been

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transparent about the epstein investigation no

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it hasn't there's millions of pictures of trump

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with epstein and there's no way in hell that

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nothing happened oh because it's their guy everybody

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else involved with the Epstein case is guilty.

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But Trump, he was just there playing back, Jack.

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He actually appeared on The View this morning

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with our - Yeah, it was Jacqueline Hens went

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after him. Ladies, and was pressed on a New York

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Times report that he was the leading voice behind

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the scenes at the White House, calling for the

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release of all the Epstein files. I was listening

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to Howard Stern say that nobody was allowed in

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this serious accident building because J .D.

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was there. You're a douchebag! Which small the

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energy, you're not that important. He used to

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tweet about how he didn't like the president

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and now he got his mouth all over him. Your mouth

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all over him or whatever. The Times also reporting

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that Vance floated the idea of having Tucker

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Carlson interview Elaine Maxwell to make clear

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that the president had nothing to do with Epstein.

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Oh, totally. Where's Steven? Was rebuffed. What

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I disagree with is the idea that the White House

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wasn't committed to full transparency. Shut up!

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You guys took like three weeks to release it.

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And everything involving the TRUMP was oversold

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and not in the friggin' logs. Shut up. Remember,

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like, I was inside the room when some of these

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decisions were made. Yeah, and you guys protected

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your boys, is what it was. The Epstein Files

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Transparency Act, the one that the president

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signed, the one that led to all these files that

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we're seeing, the emails. By the way, again,

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sorry, do I have to defend my boss? I know you

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guys don't always appreciate this, but... Here's

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your monster. You're whipped by him. You're a

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bitch. You know, one of the things you see in

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the FC emails is that Jeffrey Epstein hated Donald

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Trump. Yeah, because they were former friends.

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It doesn't mean deadly squad. You can hate somebody,

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but still have hung out with them. Yeah, I hung

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out with Pat and Aaron at 95 .3 WDAE. I mean,

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I like them. I think they're just terrible. I'm

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just saying, you can hang around with somebody

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and... not be their friend and still be involved.

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Savannah Chrisley says her dad loves her new

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boyfriend but does not like the age gap. And

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here's Ted Cruz being asked about Justin Trudeau

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dating Katy Perry. Here it is. Hey, I've got

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a very cheesy question for you. What do you think

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about Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry? Well...

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Get out of here. I'll take this coverage. You

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know, there's an old phrase of out -kicking your

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coverage. Which I think is the stupidest thing

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Ted could have said. First of all, he's a loser.

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And second of all, Justin Trudeau, I'm not into

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men. I gotta promise you that, Ted. I'm not into

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men. But Justin Trudeau's a very good looking

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guy. You're just jealous. You're probably dating

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someone that's your beard. I totally get a little

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weird vibe. Shut up. I think Justin's managed

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to do something. Hell yeah. Man, Ted Cruz is

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such a douchebag. I know all the men are going,

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he cares about us. None of them care about us.

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The sooner you learn that, the better. All right,

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so there's that, and then there's this headline

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I'm very passionate about. I could not believe

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that Ohio, I actually couldn't believe it, but

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I could believe it, that Ohio got rid of the

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thing that is known as hemp -derived drinks.

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Who cares in this short lifetime if somebody

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wants to get really high off of THC drinks? A

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temporary restraining order from a federal judge

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means intoxicating hemp can go back on the shelf.

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Hell yeah! To live in Ohio, you're going to be

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intoxicated. For now. For now. What a stupid

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battle. You have all these problems in Ohio.

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But hey, let's fuck as I wait. News 5's Remy

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Murray spoke with a group fighting to repeal

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the law that banned the products altogether.

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It's been a long, hard -fought battle. Starting

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at 11 Tuesday morning, Bryn Zimmerman says hemp

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-derived THC drinks will be back at Saucy Brew

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Works in Cleveland's Ohio City. Oh, yeah. Yeah,

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you get sus. After a federal judge temporarily

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blocked enforcement of Ohio's new hemp licensing

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law. Think of all the important things you could

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do to fix Ohio, but this is what they focus on.

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We bring jobs back here, people's choice back

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here. It was the fastest -growing product I'd

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ever seen in a beverage since we've been open,

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so it's pretty exciting. Back in March, we told

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you Ohioans for cannabis choice didn't collect

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enough signatures to repeal Republican -created

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marijuana restrictions. The Republicans that

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should get high! And a total ban on intoxicating

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hemp products. As a result, Senate Bill 56 went

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into effect across Ohio and hurt Zimmerman in

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dozens. I love Zimmerman. He follows me on Instagram.

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I follow him. He's a good dude. Business owners.

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They're paying jobs all left. Taxes all left.

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Consumer choice all left. And all the things

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you could be working on in Ohio, you think you're

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focusing on a hemp drink? Who cares? What about

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those? Who cares if someone works at a factory

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and wants to drink a hemp drink after work? What

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does Mike DeWine do but sit in his office? Your

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customers, did they, I mean, how did that go?

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Some of them were very upset. I can imagine.

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Some of them didn't think it was real. Even with

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these challenges, Zimmerman says his company

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and nine others refused to give up. Hell yeah,

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Zimmerman. I live parasocially through you on

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Instagram. I like your posts and I like your

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twisted EDM music, but good job, dude. Keeping

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the fight going. So they filed a lawsuit against

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96 county and municipal prosecutor's offices.

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There you go. Good job, Zimmerman. I'm proud

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of you. There's a lot of douchebags in Ohio,

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but you gave me hope. Oh, yeah. It's all right

00:19:03.529 --> 00:19:06.710
now. But first, before we get into the show and

00:19:06.710 --> 00:19:08.970
the madness unknown as happy hour, we got to

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press this button. All right. I hear it. Mm -hmm.

00:19:15.549 --> 00:19:20.660
Oh, yeah. Hands down. Back to the Hoppy Hour

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with Brian Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Attention,

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FM DJs, your morning show prep begins now. Loud,

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rude, aggressive. And those are his good qualities.

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A sick person with a powerful tool. Welcome to

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Hoppy Hour. Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan

00:19:56.589 --> 00:19:59.130
Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to Hoppy Hour.

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Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm. With Ryan

00:20:02.250 --> 00:20:10.329
Hoppy. Yes, now. Yes. No, no, no, no. If I hit

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this button, boom, the whole program's gonna

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start. Okay, we'll hit it. All right. Boom. The

00:20:30.940 --> 00:20:34.220
semen was so big. And now, something completely

00:20:34.220 --> 00:20:40.200
different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,

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Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.

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Oh yeah, what up? This is Hoppy Hour. I am your

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host, R .I .A .N. Hoppy. 856 -49 -HOPPY. 856

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-499. 4, 6, 7, 7, 3. You're tweeting me at RyanHobbyRadio.

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You can always email me at RyanHobbyRadio at

00:21:45.339 --> 00:21:53.240
gmail .com How are you guys doing today? It is,

00:21:53.279 --> 00:21:57.880
you know, Friday Eve. It's always a good vibe.

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It's always exciting. As I said yesterday in

00:22:03.299 --> 00:22:04.799
the beginning of the show, if I may quote Black

00:22:04.799 --> 00:22:06.400
Eyed Peas, because I can't play the copyrighted

00:22:06.400 --> 00:22:09.099
version, the politically correct version, not

00:22:09.099 --> 00:22:11.740
the terrible version. Let's get it started in

00:22:11.740 --> 00:22:15.839
high. Let's get it started in here. By the way,

00:22:15.859 --> 00:22:20.180
I got my Yeti cup of German coffee. So I'm going

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to be feeling it. When I tell you I'm going to

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be feeling it, it's going to be absolutely positively

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out of control. I'm going to be filling it so

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much, let me do this right here where we play

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the Cuban music while I drink Cuban coffee. Got

00:22:37.009 --> 00:22:40.910
my Cuban coffee here in the Yeti cup so it doesn't

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spill. If you got your coffee next to you, or

00:22:45.609 --> 00:22:49.950
whatever you're consuming, alcohol, THC drink,

00:22:50.150 --> 00:22:52.910
any drugs, whatever you're doing. All right,

00:22:52.910 --> 00:22:59.890
let's sip this together. Yeah, daddy. Oh no,

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I said that. Maybe because it's Father's Day

00:23:05.990 --> 00:23:10.269
right around the corner and my dad's dead. I

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love making people uncomfortable one time. People

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will be like, oh, what are you doing for Father's

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Day? And I'll be like, oh man, dad's dead. And

00:23:19.490 --> 00:23:21.910
like, I'm so sad that my dad's dead, but you

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kind of become numb to it. And that everyone

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around you is so uncomfortable. They're like,

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I'm so sorry. It's fine. I mean, it's not fine,

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but it's fine, you know? What am I supposed to

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say? Oh, yeah. Doesn't this music make you want

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to just party in a club with some hot ass Latino

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women? Sit down, my love. Anywho, we got so much

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to do today. Let me do one more sip of coffee.

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Just one more. God, this coffee they made in

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the break room is phenomenal. Mm -hmm. Well,

00:24:00.950 --> 00:24:04.049
let's see here. Starting to show off like Steve

00:24:04.049 --> 00:24:05.829
Dahl. Just got in slow motion, but he's still

00:24:05.829 --> 00:24:08.069
listening. All right, let's see here. Let me

00:24:08.069 --> 00:24:12.690
do it. Mm -hmm. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox,

00:24:12.829 --> 00:24:15.789
only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Two messages.

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Ryan! Yellow! Why do you care about Mike Kelton's

00:24:26.240 --> 00:24:28.960
health? I don't know. Because I'm a nice enough

00:24:28.960 --> 00:24:36.079
person. Next message. Ryan. Ryan! I'm glad finally

00:24:36.079 --> 00:24:40.519
someone brought up Kelton's health. He really

00:24:40.519 --> 00:24:46.440
needs to take care of himself. Ah, there. The

00:24:46.440 --> 00:24:48.990
income. Yeah, I got a lot of response off the

00:24:48.990 --> 00:24:51.269
little segment I did yesterday. Which, that was

00:24:51.269 --> 00:24:53.069
heartfelt. I was busting balls, but it was also

00:24:53.069 --> 00:24:56.190
heartfelt at the same time. That's how talk radio

00:24:56.190 --> 00:24:58.990
works. All right, I don't know what's going on

00:24:58.990 --> 00:25:04.670
here. Soulja Boy got kicked out of Kaisenot Streamer

00:25:04.670 --> 00:25:07.490
University in Atlanta. Soulja Boy's not allowed

00:25:07.490 --> 00:25:10.369
in the building. Oh my God. Somebody come in

00:25:10.369 --> 00:25:13.529
here. Yeah, Sonja White, man, he was so cool

00:25:13.529 --> 00:25:16.509
like 19 years ago and now he's just like kind

00:25:16.509 --> 00:25:20.029
of a joke. I love his music. Speakers go hammer,

00:25:20.210 --> 00:25:24.109
bammer, bammer, bammer. Bam, there he is getting

00:25:24.109 --> 00:25:28.470
kicked down. Oh, Sonja White. His biggest accomplishment

00:25:28.470 --> 00:25:32.789
was he got to bang Lisa Ann. Him and Bow Wow.

00:25:33.789 --> 00:25:37.609
Chud the Builder's Bond was revoked. What a loser.

00:25:38.480 --> 00:25:40.559
It's almost like karma hit you for being a stupid

00:25:40.559 --> 00:25:47.099
racist. Floyd Mayweather is facing two felony

00:25:47.099 --> 00:25:49.579
charges after using a fraudulent check to purchase

00:25:49.579 --> 00:25:53.599
a watch for $200 ,000. I thought he was so rich,

00:25:53.599 --> 00:25:56.059
though. He was just on a Ryan Clarks podcast

00:25:56.059 --> 00:26:02.559
bragging about how much money he has. Here is

00:26:02.559 --> 00:26:07.039
this literal dickhead. He's figuratively a dickhead

00:26:07.039 --> 00:26:09.160
and literally a dickhead. Known as Rick Scott.

00:26:09.940 --> 00:26:13.720
He is so obsessed. Listen, do I think Kanye West's

00:26:13.720 --> 00:26:16.279
anti -Semitism is cool? Not at all. I have many

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Jewish friends. I have many Jewish mentors. A

00:26:19.119 --> 00:26:21.480
lot of my radio influences and people in media

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are Jewish. So I do not stand anti -Semitism.

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I'm atheist, so that's what you got to believe.

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Blah, blah, blah, blah. Trying to cancel Kanye

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West's concert is the stupidest thing ever. Why

00:26:34.700 --> 00:26:36.920
is it stupid? It's because it's bringing money

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to the local economy. And yes, he said horrible

00:26:39.700 --> 00:26:43.019
things about Jews. We are aware. We were all

00:26:43.019 --> 00:26:45.440
there hearing about it on the news, hearing about

00:26:45.440 --> 00:26:47.759
it on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. But here's

00:26:47.759 --> 00:26:51.740
the difference. Is he said he's sorry? And as

00:26:51.740 --> 00:26:54.500
everyone loves to use as an excuse, oh, he's

00:26:54.500 --> 00:26:58.680
mentally ill. Here's Rick Scott calling for a

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boycott of Kanye West shows. I love how Florida

00:27:01.200 --> 00:27:07.079
has so many problems. Nonstop construction. And

00:27:07.079 --> 00:27:10.359
whatnot. But hey, canceling a rap show is what

00:27:10.359 --> 00:27:28.599
matters. He has since debunked that. Not defending

00:27:28.599 --> 00:27:30.779
it because I don't like when he does that. But

00:27:30.779 --> 00:27:36.200
he has since said sorry. He sells sweaters. He

00:27:36.200 --> 00:27:40.680
doesn't anymore. Maybe in February 2025. With

00:27:40.680 --> 00:27:42.559
swastikas. Are we going to go off of February

00:27:42.559 --> 00:27:45.359
2025? That would be like critiquing Elon Musk

00:27:45.359 --> 00:27:47.920
about Doge. It doesn't exist anymore under Elon.

00:27:48.319 --> 00:27:50.759
He's anti -Semitic. Well, I mean, that is true.

00:27:51.539 --> 00:27:54.319
He's at a public venue. Yeah, you know, the one

00:27:54.319 --> 00:27:57.779
that's going to be making people money. With

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two sold out shows and all the concession stains

00:28:00.680 --> 00:28:04.859
and all the bars and damn it. There's not that

00:28:04.859 --> 00:28:06.599
many bars, maybe strip clubs. But I'm just saying.

00:28:07.180 --> 00:28:09.240
All the businesses surrounding the area. But

00:28:09.240 --> 00:28:15.200
it's about Rick Scott. Virtue signaling. Shut

00:28:15.200 --> 00:28:17.839
up. They're taking tax credit dollars, including

00:28:17.839 --> 00:28:20.559
Jews in Tampa. They're paying for this, and so

00:28:20.559 --> 00:28:23.480
it ought to be canceled. Nobody should buy a

00:28:23.480 --> 00:28:28.339
ticket. But aren't you usually racist against

00:28:28.339 --> 00:28:30.720
people and treat people badly? But no, you're

00:28:30.720 --> 00:28:35.710
a bum. Shut up, Ray. Kiss my ass and enjoy it.

00:28:35.910 --> 00:28:40.029
You probably would. You and Charlie Crist. Just

00:28:40.029 --> 00:28:42.250
see where you're coming from. Maybe I'm in the

00:28:42.250 --> 00:28:44.809
minority. I'm Jewish. And I actually feel like

00:28:44.809 --> 00:28:48.150
that canceling Kanye shows could backfire. No,

00:28:48.150 --> 00:28:51.779
no. I'm glad someone finally said it. It was

00:28:51.779 --> 00:28:55.059
Rick Scotch used to everybody kissing his ass.

00:28:55.299 --> 00:28:57.799
A lot of people are running with the conspiracy,

00:28:57.940 --> 00:29:00.819
the anti -Semitic conspiracy that Jews control

00:29:00.819 --> 00:29:03.440
everything. They control institutions. And I

00:29:03.440 --> 00:29:06.720
think the show is canceled. That's actually a

00:29:06.720 --> 00:29:09.390
really good point. And Rick's like, crap. when

00:29:09.390 --> 00:29:10.930
you see it on his face. He's like, damn it, someone's

00:29:10.930 --> 00:29:13.190
making a good point, and it's a millennial. Might

00:29:13.190 --> 00:29:15.990
give them, like, quote -unquote proof, and then

00:29:15.990 --> 00:29:18.490
they'll run with that and say, see, this is what's

00:29:18.490 --> 00:29:19.849
happening here. What do you think about that?

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Ah, what a good question. I think he's honest

00:29:21.789 --> 00:29:25.150
about it. We all have to stand up. All right,

00:29:25.150 --> 00:29:29.269
Eric Scott. Get this! Well, we figured out, you

00:29:29.269 --> 00:29:31.549
know, sex trafficking. No, no, not a rapper.

00:29:33.109 --> 00:29:38.009
You're a loser! By the way, this is kind of sad

00:29:38.009 --> 00:29:42.160
news. The suicide rate amongst the African -American

00:29:42.160 --> 00:29:47.740
community is at an all -time high. That is not

00:29:47.740 --> 00:29:54.380
good. Keke Palmer asked Ciara and Russell Wilson

00:29:54.380 --> 00:29:59.859
to play matchmaker for her. Doesn't she have

00:29:59.859 --> 00:30:02.599
Sean now from the Chicken Wing show? Most important

00:30:02.599 --> 00:30:04.420
piece of the interview, what I'm about to ask

00:30:04.420 --> 00:30:10.829
right now. I heard y 'all are good at matchmaking.

00:30:11.269 --> 00:30:17.509
Oh, yeah. I get her plant. Oh. Oh. You're so

00:30:17.509 --> 00:30:19.289
high. I don't want to be a matchmaker. You got

00:30:19.289 --> 00:30:23.650
Sean. Isn't it Sean Evans on there? Oh, there

00:30:23.650 --> 00:30:29.069
you go. It's the cackling hand show. I'm Rick.

00:30:29.190 --> 00:30:30.630
I'm going to go back to Rick Scott for a second.

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I'm Rick Scott. I'm smarter than you. Shut up.

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You're a douche. Mm -hmm. 856 -49 -HAPPY. It's

00:30:41.220 --> 00:30:47.480
856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me at RyanHappyRadio.

00:30:47.500 --> 00:30:50.680
You can always email me. RyanHappyRadio on gmail

00:30:50.680 --> 00:30:55.079
.com. Here's a woman. I mean, there's this new

00:30:55.079 --> 00:31:00.900
trend of women that are hot as hell. Sometimes

00:31:00.900 --> 00:31:04.759
they have their seatbelt on. Sometimes they don't,

00:31:04.759 --> 00:31:06.819
but they do these selfie videos where they're

00:31:06.819 --> 00:31:11.480
sitting in the car talking about men. Eating

00:31:11.480 --> 00:31:14.900
habits. Here's a woman saying all modern women

00:31:14.900 --> 00:31:17.180
are gold digger prostitutes. It's not that I'm

00:31:17.180 --> 00:31:19.740
a gold digger. It's not that I want to take advantage

00:31:19.740 --> 00:31:21.940
of men and spend all their money. No, you don't.

00:31:22.279 --> 00:31:24.500
It's not that I don't have my own money. It's

00:31:24.500 --> 00:31:27.460
that I want a man to look at me and literally

00:31:27.460 --> 00:31:30.259
be sick at the thought of me having to spend

00:31:30.259 --> 00:31:33.500
my own money. Yeah. It's because your father

00:31:33.500 --> 00:31:39.640
never loved you. Or you're a brat. I want a man

00:31:39.640 --> 00:31:43.019
to think of me as so precious that he just wants

00:31:43.019 --> 00:31:45.319
to spoil me. He just... Oh, yeah, I don't want

00:31:45.319 --> 00:31:50.859
to spoil you all night. Bye -bye. Yeah, you got

00:31:50.859 --> 00:31:52.599
to watch out for those women. No, I'll break

00:31:52.599 --> 00:31:56.019
your heart. It's being in a breakup. Here's a

00:31:56.019 --> 00:31:59.160
woman saying that women hate when you instantly

00:31:59.160 --> 00:32:03.450
agree on the idea. Oh, breakup. Oh. Mm -hmm.

00:32:03.950 --> 00:32:05.769
So living separately is great. I don't think

00:32:05.769 --> 00:32:07.089
you should move in with a partner beforehand.

00:32:07.430 --> 00:32:10.309
Yeah, I've done that twice. It kind of speeds

00:32:10.309 --> 00:32:12.470
up the process. I think moving in is very good.

00:32:12.630 --> 00:32:15.690
Mm -hmm. Because it tells you how the relationship's

00:32:15.690 --> 00:32:18.750
really going to work out. That's fine. I wouldn't

00:32:18.750 --> 00:32:22.640
want to. Bye -bye. Weird that you had that little

00:32:22.640 --> 00:32:25.480
take and switch. That was a weird podcast. But

00:32:25.480 --> 00:32:27.519
yeah, I've seen it. I've heard it before where

00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:29.160
a girl's like, I think I want to break up. And

00:32:29.160 --> 00:32:31.279
you're like, I heard my friends be like, oh no,

00:32:31.460 --> 00:32:32.740
I think that's a good idea. And the woman's like,

00:32:32.819 --> 00:32:35.039
wait, no, no, no, no, we can make it work. They

00:32:35.039 --> 00:32:39.140
like the power trip over you. Here's a woman

00:32:39.140 --> 00:32:41.359
talking about the stigma over attractive men.

00:32:41.559 --> 00:32:44.119
Even when you see a guy that's very good looking

00:32:44.119 --> 00:32:47.259
at a party and stuff, women's first thought is

00:32:47.259 --> 00:32:49.980
like, yeah. I've been in groups of friends where

00:32:49.980 --> 00:32:51.279
girls are like, oh, but he's good looking. He's

00:32:51.279 --> 00:32:53.900
probably a dude, sure. Guys, I'm sure when you

00:32:53.900 --> 00:32:55.500
see about the groups of women you're around,

00:32:55.559 --> 00:33:01.500
you're talking about yourself. There you go.

00:33:02.660 --> 00:33:10.380
Cackling hen podcast. There you go. It says there's

00:33:10.380 --> 00:33:13.380
a video here of a woman doing another car selfie

00:33:13.380 --> 00:33:15.779
video. I don't know what's going on with these

00:33:15.779 --> 00:33:18.700
car selfie videos, but it's a woman saying that

00:33:18.700 --> 00:33:22.099
social media has ruined men's dating experiences.

00:33:22.640 --> 00:33:24.920
Social media has ruined the dating experience

00:33:24.920 --> 00:33:28.099
for men. You don't say. And honestly, it's because

00:33:28.099 --> 00:33:30.400
these women have their expectations so high.

00:33:30.890 --> 00:33:33.150
If he wanted to, he would. Your boyfriend is

00:33:33.150 --> 00:33:36.230
23. He shouldn't be buying you designer bags.

00:33:36.730 --> 00:33:39.609
Yeah, you know, we got neon. Telling a generation

00:33:39.609 --> 00:33:44.230
of women, you gotta buy him a Birkin bag. Expensive

00:33:44.230 --> 00:33:47.109
meal. And for your rent. Y 'all cannot seriously

00:33:47.109 --> 00:33:50.250
expect men who, A, you're not married to, B,

00:33:50.369 --> 00:33:52.849
under the age of like 30 to buy. Man, this is

00:33:52.849 --> 00:33:54.329
one of those hot pieces of ass that's selling

00:33:54.329 --> 00:33:58.089
your life down. With this mindset. I use things

00:33:58.089 --> 00:34:03.210
like homes, cars. Yeah, I hear your name. The

00:34:03.210 --> 00:34:06.250
problem is, there's a happy medium, because you

00:34:06.250 --> 00:34:10.070
do got to take care of your woman. But they got

00:34:10.070 --> 00:34:12.630
to be taking care of you. Now, if you're doing

00:34:12.630 --> 00:34:16.789
all the work and helping them around, but all

00:34:16.789 --> 00:34:18.530
of a sudden, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

00:34:18.610 --> 00:34:21.329
they're not helping you out, that's no good.

00:34:23.409 --> 00:34:25.750
If you're buying a woman things, they got to

00:34:25.750 --> 00:34:28.250
at least at the very minimum be putting out.

00:34:28.809 --> 00:34:31.199
Because if you're not, Like this headline, the

00:34:31.199 --> 00:34:34.280
importance of sex in a marriage. If your partner

00:34:34.280 --> 00:34:37.360
can go months without having sex with you, that

00:34:37.360 --> 00:34:39.820
is a serious sign that they do not love you anymore.

00:34:40.079 --> 00:34:43.400
I agree with that. I've had this discussion with

00:34:43.400 --> 00:34:48.039
everyone in my breakups. I don't quite say it

00:34:48.039 --> 00:34:53.840
like that. The problem is if you start a relationship

00:34:53.840 --> 00:34:58.719
and you're barely getting one, that's one thing,

00:34:58.800 --> 00:35:03.090
okay? Fine. Whatever. But if you're in a relationship

00:35:03.090 --> 00:35:07.250
and I don't know. Say you start off getting laid

00:35:07.250 --> 00:35:08.849
all the time and then you stop getting laid.

00:35:09.500 --> 00:35:11.139
That's a problem. But if you start off the relationship

00:35:11.139 --> 00:35:13.739
not getting laid on her, then that's just her.

00:35:14.179 --> 00:35:17.139
When somebody truly loves you, they naturally

00:35:17.139 --> 00:35:20.000
desire you. Yeah, there's nothing better. You

00:35:20.000 --> 00:35:22.780
know, man, I get prostitutes and obviously there's

00:35:22.780 --> 00:35:24.219
men out there that are rape women that are losers.

00:35:24.639 --> 00:35:26.500
There's nothing better than when the girl gets

00:35:26.500 --> 00:35:28.500
naked and you're like, she kind of wants me.

00:35:29.199 --> 00:35:31.940
Not out of obligation, but from genuine attraction

00:35:31.940 --> 00:35:35.500
and impulse to be close to you. Yeah, you can

00:35:35.500 --> 00:35:37.809
get close to me all night. There's research that

00:35:37.809 --> 00:35:40.349
supports it. Studies show that sexual frequency

00:35:40.349 --> 00:35:43.289
is strongly linked to relationship satisfaction.

00:35:43.650 --> 00:35:46.329
You know what I'm saying? Man, there is nothing

00:35:46.329 --> 00:35:48.090
better than when you get your rocks off and you

00:35:48.090 --> 00:35:50.670
go in the shower and you're like, oh yeah, I

00:35:50.670 --> 00:35:54.190
just got laid. Here's a woman discussing why

00:35:54.190 --> 00:35:57.090
women use you. I'm going to tell you why some

00:35:57.090 --> 00:35:59.869
women use good men. And this is another one of

00:35:59.869 --> 00:36:02.150
those cars on the videos that are taking over

00:36:02.150 --> 00:36:05.920
the world. And I'm telling you this as a woman

00:36:05.920 --> 00:36:07.760
because you deserve to hear it from our side.

00:36:07.880 --> 00:36:11.679
The nice guy. Available. Reliable. Always comes

00:36:11.679 --> 00:36:14.179
through. He listens. He shows up. It's unfortunately

00:36:14.179 --> 00:36:19.179
been me. I've been the nice guy. And now I'm

00:36:19.179 --> 00:36:21.519
a loner bad boy. He shows up. He genuinely cares.

00:36:21.699 --> 00:36:23.840
And that is exactly what makes him the easiest

00:36:23.840 --> 00:36:26.420
target in the room. Here's the mechanism that

00:36:26.420 --> 00:36:29.099
nobody explains. A good man with no boundaries

00:36:29.099 --> 00:36:34.679
doesn't read as kind to her. Yeah. She reads

00:36:34.679 --> 00:36:37.860
as someone that she can use. And when all her

00:36:37.860 --> 00:36:42.019
other dudes aren't available, she doesn't let

00:36:42.019 --> 00:36:45.719
me be plowing them. He reads as unclaimed territories.

00:36:46.219 --> 00:36:49.900
There you go. You do realize you got to be careful

00:36:49.900 --> 00:36:53.139
out there. They're available to use you. Not

00:36:53.139 --> 00:36:59.820
all women. Just all of them. 856 -49 -HAPPY.

00:37:03.030 --> 00:37:05.409
Here's a woman talking about dating. Everything

00:37:05.409 --> 00:37:07.570
I have taught you up to now has been leading

00:37:07.570 --> 00:37:10.829
to this place. The polarity, the leadership,

00:37:11.070 --> 00:37:14.449
the presence, beast mode, sexual frame. All of

00:37:14.449 --> 00:37:17.230
it has been to ensure that you are her best option

00:37:17.230 --> 00:37:19.909
so that her attraction to you stays high. But

00:37:19.909 --> 00:37:21.969
even with all of that, you cannot succeed without

00:37:21.969 --> 00:37:24.510
this final piece, which is your willingness to

00:37:24.510 --> 00:37:29.150
walk. Yeah. Sometimes you gotta pull the plug.

00:37:29.230 --> 00:37:31.750
There's this dude I know in the comic community

00:37:31.750 --> 00:37:35.829
who's in a really tumultuous relationship. She's

00:37:35.829 --> 00:37:42.050
just crazy. She's always using him. And he came

00:37:42.050 --> 00:37:44.289
up to me like, I don't know, three years ago.

00:37:44.809 --> 00:37:47.329
He goes, I'm the authority on breakups, I guess.

00:37:47.630 --> 00:37:51.090
And he said to me, hey Ryan, I'm possibly gonna

00:37:51.090 --> 00:37:53.860
dump this girl. What should I do? I said, you

00:37:53.860 --> 00:37:55.480
need to pull the plug. I said, the faster you

00:37:55.480 --> 00:37:56.880
pull, I said, you're going to miss her. You're

00:37:56.880 --> 00:37:58.159
going to go through heartbreak. But I said, the

00:37:58.159 --> 00:38:00.860
longer you're with her, the more you're going

00:38:00.860 --> 00:38:02.840
to have a hard time, you know, getting over the

00:38:02.840 --> 00:38:05.780
heartbreak. And what did he do? He stayed with

00:38:05.780 --> 00:38:08.420
her. And now he's dealing with the consequences.

00:38:10.800 --> 00:38:15.960
I may be a jackass, but I'm usually right. I've

00:38:15.960 --> 00:38:21.550
been through a lot. Every woman says she wants

00:38:21.550 --> 00:38:24.250
a good man, but... Every woman says she wants

00:38:24.250 --> 00:38:28.030
a good man until she meets one and realizes she

00:38:28.030 --> 00:38:31.150
is not equipped to handle him. Yay, now they

00:38:31.150 --> 00:38:33.489
want the bad boys that chew him out and spin

00:38:33.489 --> 00:38:37.389
him up. Which is why Morgan Wallace is so popular

00:38:37.389 --> 00:38:40.610
in the club. A good man is not convenient. He

00:38:40.610 --> 00:38:45.170
does not bend to accommodate chaos. He just goes

00:38:45.170 --> 00:38:48.360
there. And I don't know. You see this thing where

00:38:48.360 --> 00:38:54.559
all these... You see all this stuff where they

00:38:54.559 --> 00:38:56.619
think they want a bad boy, but then they're 20

00:38:56.619 --> 00:39:00.139
years on, and they're past their prime, and they're

00:39:00.139 --> 00:39:04.099
getting a lot of stuff. You see them? You see

00:39:04.099 --> 00:39:06.420
that trend? Yes, you got to watch out for that.

00:39:06.800 --> 00:39:09.380
You know what trend never hurts your feelings?

00:39:09.579 --> 00:39:14.400
It was your right hand. All right, here's a woman

00:39:14.400 --> 00:39:17.340
saying how to slide into DMs. Got any advice

00:39:17.340 --> 00:39:20.139
for DMing girls on Instagram? If she doesn't

00:39:20.139 --> 00:39:23.380
follow you, do not try to DM her. Oh, man, I

00:39:23.380 --> 00:39:26.800
made that mistake. She'll literally never see

00:39:26.800 --> 00:39:29.679
it. It will go into this hidden folder called

00:39:29.679 --> 00:39:32.460
the requested DMs. If she doesn't follow you,

00:39:32.559 --> 00:39:34.679
she'll never see that message that you sent.

00:39:35.079 --> 00:39:37.639
Yeah, I need to learn that lesson. But if she

00:39:37.639 --> 00:39:40.960
does follow you, I would try engaging with her

00:39:40.960 --> 00:39:44.679
profile first, like a couple of her photos or...

00:39:44.679 --> 00:39:47.960
Yeah, like two of them. The ones with the boobs.

00:39:48.619 --> 00:39:53.000
Like her stories. Yeah, it's a lot of work just

00:39:53.000 --> 00:39:57.840
for heartbreak, you know? Russell Wilson says

00:39:57.840 --> 00:40:00.619
he has been very proud to be the son of Future

00:40:00.619 --> 00:40:04.630
Junior. Yeah. As decent as a rapper his future

00:40:04.630 --> 00:40:08.449
is, he's a deadbeat. A dead! And we all kind

00:40:08.449 --> 00:40:11.789
of know that. Colton Underwood said he's only

00:40:11.789 --> 00:40:14.550
hooked up with straight married men. That means

00:40:14.550 --> 00:40:16.469
they're not straight. The only way that I can

00:40:16.469 --> 00:40:20.349
think of to protect myself is I would only hook

00:40:20.349 --> 00:40:23.030
up with married men. Straight men. Oh, that's

00:40:23.030 --> 00:40:24.949
good. I know someone in the cabin community that's

00:40:24.949 --> 00:40:30.769
kind of grew up my ass before and stuff. Don't

00:40:30.769 --> 00:40:35.909
touch me. I married straight men. So that was

00:40:35.909 --> 00:40:40.849
like the only, that was sort of my rule. You're

00:40:40.849 --> 00:40:43.130
a predator, dude. That I would never break because

00:40:43.130 --> 00:40:45.570
I only, when I was in the closet. This is Colton

00:40:45.570 --> 00:40:48.989
Underwood who was on, what do you call him? I

00:40:48.989 --> 00:40:50.769
believe he played football and was on The Bachelor.

00:40:51.090 --> 00:40:52.469
That would be the only time I would ever hook

00:40:52.469 --> 00:40:55.309
up with men was if they were married. Man, he's

00:40:55.309 --> 00:40:59.809
a good, good guy. What class act as I burp into

00:40:59.809 --> 00:41:06.130
the microphone? Let's see here. So, Bonnie Blue.

00:41:06.829 --> 00:41:12.170
Oh, yeah, she blew it. Get it? Bonnie Blue went

00:41:12.170 --> 00:41:16.849
around saying she was pregnant. I didn't believe

00:41:16.849 --> 00:41:18.889
it for a second. It was like when Lily Phillips

00:41:18.889 --> 00:41:21.630
went around saying she was pregnant. And she

00:41:21.630 --> 00:41:28.429
was not. Well, ladies and gentlemen, boys and

00:41:28.429 --> 00:41:30.329
girls, here she is saying she's not pregnant.

00:41:30.679 --> 00:41:32.480
Spring break is done, and I'm no longer going

00:41:32.480 --> 00:41:35.440
to need this fake bomb. Thank you for all you

00:41:35.440 --> 00:41:41.559
middle -aged dumb parents. What the heck? How's

00:41:41.559 --> 00:41:43.880
my rate rate? It's not only as a pay to the villa,

00:41:43.940 --> 00:41:47.260
the sunshine, but I owe that 100 million views.

00:41:47.639 --> 00:41:49.860
And you've banged over 100 million men, bro.

00:41:50.099 --> 00:41:52.960
A million pounds. That's what you care about

00:41:52.960 --> 00:41:59.360
is the views. You're that big. Here is Olivia

00:41:59.360 --> 00:42:03.019
Wilde talking about dating Alex or Harry Styles.

00:42:03.400 --> 00:42:08.659
I need to hear just your take on men date who

00:42:08.659 --> 00:42:10.860
are in positions of power, date younger women

00:42:10.860 --> 00:42:15.579
all the time. And everyone's like, and? There's

00:42:15.579 --> 00:42:19.940
no question. What do you think was so triggering

00:42:19.940 --> 00:42:25.760
to people seeing you dating a... that they deemed

00:42:25.760 --> 00:42:27.699
you the position of power. I don't understand

00:42:27.699 --> 00:42:31.920
why people judge the age gap. Now, if you're

00:42:31.920 --> 00:42:33.920
waiting outside the high school for them to turn

00:42:33.920 --> 00:42:37.139
18, that's a problem. But if they're 19 or 20

00:42:37.139 --> 00:42:41.719
and they're legal and they got the stamina and

00:42:41.719 --> 00:42:45.840
they got the energy, that's fine. I mean, obviously,

00:42:45.880 --> 00:42:49.400
everyone knows that I love women, especially

00:42:49.400 --> 00:42:51.599
cougars, because they're better in bed and the

00:42:51.599 --> 00:42:57.050
post -sex conversation's better. Sit in my lap.

00:42:59.190 --> 00:43:03.050
Just saying. And the older woman, like what was

00:43:03.050 --> 00:43:05.469
it there that you think was upsetting to people?

00:43:05.969 --> 00:43:09.650
Oh man. I don't know. It really did upset people

00:43:09.650 --> 00:43:12.090
though. Oh man, they're all losers. They're all

00:43:12.090 --> 00:43:14.369
living parasocially through you, judging you

00:43:14.369 --> 00:43:19.090
like hags. The resentment, the suspicion of you.

00:43:19.150 --> 00:43:24.369
Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It, It was crazy. I don't

00:43:24.369 --> 00:43:27.869
know how much I understand it yet. That's one

00:43:27.869 --> 00:43:31.050
of the factors that I never really felt like

00:43:31.050 --> 00:43:33.909
I fully... I don't... It was only a 10 -year

00:43:33.909 --> 00:43:38.570
age gap, too. And trust me, Harry Styles was

00:43:38.570 --> 00:43:41.010
getting a lot of pleasure from it. No. I mean,

00:43:41.030 --> 00:43:45.210
I know it... I know that it has existed for a

00:43:45.210 --> 00:43:47.610
long time in our society. Like, I understand

00:43:47.610 --> 00:43:50.289
it had very little... Whatever. It ain't that

00:43:50.289 --> 00:43:53.639
deep. Unless he's deep. Faison Love was arrested

00:43:53.639 --> 00:43:57.320
for contempt of court charges. I hope he was

00:43:57.320 --> 00:43:59.639
able to fit in the back of the squad car. Nick

00:43:59.639 --> 00:44:02.239
Swardson had surgery to remove his appendix.

00:44:02.400 --> 00:44:06.719
Mm -hmm. Delirium from Guillermo, whatever his

00:44:06.719 --> 00:44:09.579
name is, from Jimmy Kimmel will be joining Dancing

00:44:09.579 --> 00:44:12.940
with the Stars. Don't worry, he's nice. And a

00:44:12.940 --> 00:44:14.980
little John says writing a book helped him process

00:44:14.980 --> 00:44:18.739
his son's death. And then here's this dirty rotten

00:44:18.739 --> 00:44:22.019
one. Mm -hmm. That has to make everything about

00:44:22.019 --> 00:44:25.780
her. I love these women out there. I don't need

00:44:25.780 --> 00:44:33.380
the man. And then. All they talk about. Is the

00:44:33.380 --> 00:44:40.420
man. It's quite hilarious. Ashley Sinclair. Saying

00:44:40.420 --> 00:44:45.119
her relationship with Elon Musk. Well you know.

00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:49.829
She got that dopamine. When she got the message

00:44:49.829 --> 00:44:54.070
from Elon, she was like, jackpot. Didn't really

00:44:54.070 --> 00:44:55.989
think ahead about him being a deadbeat. Now,

00:44:56.050 --> 00:44:59.429
did you? Mm -hmm. Not at all. All right, here

00:44:59.429 --> 00:45:05.409
we go. How'd you guys meet? He slid into my DMs

00:45:05.409 --> 00:45:09.030
on Twitter. Wow, you sound so defeated. By the

00:45:09.030 --> 00:45:12.630
way, why'd you think he'd be a good dad? Mm -hmm.

00:45:12.630 --> 00:45:17.030
Maybe he didn't even think that far ahead. But

00:45:17.030 --> 00:45:19.590
I'm telling you, You claim you don't need the

00:45:19.590 --> 00:45:23.570
man. You claim to be this feminist. But that

00:45:23.570 --> 00:45:25.530
all you talk about is the man. So unfortunately,

00:45:25.809 --> 00:45:30.929
you need the man. How'd you end up with a kid?

00:45:32.250 --> 00:45:34.769
Is that Don Lemon? Oh my God, he's starting to

00:45:34.769 --> 00:45:39.630
age. So we met originally when we did an interview

00:45:39.630 --> 00:45:42.829
with the Babylon Bee. I've heard of that. And

00:45:42.829 --> 00:45:47.659
we just continued a relationship. Yeah, you saw

00:45:47.659 --> 00:45:52.440
the power in the money. My clock's starting to

00:45:52.440 --> 00:45:56.280
tick. I'm still young, but this is my jackpot.

00:45:56.619 --> 00:45:59.219
I wonder if Elon Musk is good in bed. If he brings

00:45:59.219 --> 00:46:03.139
the rockets. Or if he lays there and is like,

00:46:03.199 --> 00:46:07.340
you should be grateful to be with me. From there

00:46:07.340 --> 00:46:10.969
and then. Almost a year later, we decided to

00:46:10.969 --> 00:46:14.210
have a child. That's a smart idea. Totally worked

00:46:14.210 --> 00:46:19.510
out, didn't it? That's the karma of being a clown

00:46:19.510 --> 00:46:25.469
chaser. No prenup. Nope. No getting married,

00:46:25.809 --> 00:46:29.190
idiot. First thing too is, so we had mutual friends

00:46:29.190 --> 00:46:32.369
who had also been to his house. I'm sure that

00:46:32.369 --> 00:46:38.000
house is real small. And they all like, Describe

00:46:38.000 --> 00:46:39.820
to me when they went into his house, they had

00:46:39.820 --> 00:46:45.139
to sign an NDA. I, you know, when you have to

00:46:45.139 --> 00:46:48.559
sign an NDA to go into a house, you're probably

00:46:48.559 --> 00:46:52.280
hiding something. And by the way, Ashley Sinclair,

00:46:52.400 --> 00:46:56.539
usually girls with the name Ashley Sinclair are

00:46:56.539 --> 00:47:01.960
crazy. I mean, with the name Ashley. By the way,

00:47:02.019 --> 00:47:05.420
you claim you don't need the man. And then all

00:47:05.420 --> 00:47:07.280
you talk about is the man. So unfortunately,

00:47:07.480 --> 00:47:21.300
you need the man. Today on TMZ. Okay, I guess

00:47:21.300 --> 00:47:24.320
you could say it's kind of slim pickings in the

00:47:24.320 --> 00:47:27.159
jelly roll household. Oh yeah, you know, he's

00:47:27.159 --> 00:47:30.559
going to regret leaving Bonnie X out. Yeah, she's

00:47:30.559 --> 00:47:35.800
a former prostitute. We all know. But she had

00:47:35.800 --> 00:47:40.880
your back then when you were a fat loser. He's

00:47:40.880 --> 00:47:43.179
filing for divorce. She was with him before he

00:47:43.179 --> 00:47:45.699
was famous. She did a lot for him. But she did

00:47:45.699 --> 00:47:49.860
way too much for him. And now we're going to

00:47:49.860 --> 00:47:53.760
hear about how she thinks she was the reason

00:47:53.760 --> 00:47:57.199
he succeeded. That's what happened with my exes.

00:47:57.199 --> 00:47:58.980
They tried to take credit because they taught

00:47:58.980 --> 00:48:00.960
me something. But I'm the one that did it, bitch.

00:48:01.789 --> 00:48:04.530
Should he stay out of obligation? She held him

00:48:04.530 --> 00:48:06.929
down. I feel bad. So he should stay with her

00:48:06.929 --> 00:48:08.289
for the rest of her life? Don't forget, this

00:48:08.289 --> 00:48:10.829
guy had a baby a week before he got married to

00:48:10.829 --> 00:48:14.869
Bunny with another woman. OK, one baby. That's

00:48:14.869 --> 00:48:17.710
actually kind of bad. Yeah, she was definitely

00:48:17.710 --> 00:48:20.030
planting the seed and knowing he was going to

00:48:20.030 --> 00:48:27.230
be successful. Brooklyn Beckham. Man, he really

00:48:27.230 --> 00:48:30.050
made me mad today. He is doing a DoorDash campaign,

00:48:30.389 --> 00:48:32.829
sort of like unveiling what's wrong with his

00:48:32.829 --> 00:48:35.849
family. It's a long story. Yeah, here's the thing.

00:48:36.110 --> 00:48:41.489
Brooklyn Beckham, you stupid nepo baby! The thing

00:48:41.489 --> 00:48:44.469
is this. You only get one dad in life. Now, was

00:48:44.469 --> 00:48:48.550
I close to my dad? Not at all. But I would do

00:48:48.550 --> 00:48:51.730
anything to have my dad alive. And that is something

00:48:51.730 --> 00:48:54.010
I'm being honest about. We were not close at

00:48:54.010 --> 00:48:58.690
all. But I still wish he was here. You know?

00:48:59.929 --> 00:49:04.510
Get out of here! It is outrageous that this boy,

00:49:04.690 --> 00:49:07.309
who decided to say... He really is a boy. He's

00:49:07.309 --> 00:49:12.110
a douchebag. Oh, man, that Cuban coffee's starting

00:49:12.110 --> 00:49:15.050
to, you know, pump me up. How terrible my parents

00:49:15.050 --> 00:49:16.750
are to me, and now I'm going to sit on the couch

00:49:16.750 --> 00:49:22.210
and profit off it? I don't think so. I love that

00:49:22.210 --> 00:49:25.599
hot piece on our summer tunes here. So... Kim

00:49:25.599 --> 00:49:29.179
Zolciak maybe has the best sugar daddy ever because...

00:49:29.179 --> 00:49:31.079
Oh, yeah, you always need a good sugar daddy

00:49:31.079 --> 00:49:33.719
when you're a townless woman. Apparently, her

00:49:33.719 --> 00:49:36.519
new boyfriend is paying for her personal psychic.

00:49:37.260 --> 00:49:44.199
Oh, yeah. She totally won't cheat on you. Let's

00:49:44.199 --> 00:49:47.460
see how that works out. I just... What? I don't

00:49:47.460 --> 00:49:53.199
know. Happy Hot Topic! Zendaya is putting her

00:49:53.199 --> 00:49:56.460
wedding ring on display. I love how they were

00:49:56.460 --> 00:50:00.460
so mad at their personal hairstylist for announcing

00:50:00.460 --> 00:50:06.780
it. And then what happened? They were like, oh,

00:50:06.860 --> 00:50:10.539
we didn't get married. And then all of a sudden

00:50:10.539 --> 00:50:12.099
they're like, yeah, we got married. After her

00:50:12.099 --> 00:50:14.820
husband, Tom Holland, confirmed the two had indeed

00:50:14.820 --> 00:50:17.320
tied the knot, the Marvel stars step out for

00:50:17.320 --> 00:50:19.639
another photo call for their new film, Spider

00:50:19.639 --> 00:50:23.559
-Man, A Brand New Day, in Amsterdam on June 17th.

00:50:23.599 --> 00:50:26.739
All right, there you go. Tom Holland is just

00:50:26.739 --> 00:50:29.519
such an interesting kid. I can't tell if I like

00:50:29.519 --> 00:50:31.019
him or not. I don't think he would care about

00:50:31.019 --> 00:51:05.320
my opinion either way. Happy Hot Topic! In Couture,

00:51:05.400 --> 00:51:07.559
Jolie plays a filmmaker diagnosed with cancer

00:51:07.559 --> 00:51:10.079
and during filming, the Oscar winner, whose mom,

00:51:10.280 --> 00:51:14.119
Marceline Bertrand, died in 2007 at 56 after

00:51:14.119 --> 00:51:16.219
an eight -year battle with ovarian and breast

00:51:16.219 --> 00:51:19.019
cancer, wore her mom's ashes around her neck.

00:51:19.280 --> 00:51:21.880
Angie continues, It got us into the conversation

00:51:21.880 --> 00:51:24.340
about the gene and maybe if they have it and

00:51:24.340 --> 00:51:26.940
how medicine's changing or how we live or all

00:51:26.940 --> 00:51:29.019
the many things that could happen and not to

00:51:29.019 --> 00:51:31.760
be afraid. She added, All of us go through something

00:51:31.760 --> 00:51:34.139
in life. All of us are being challenged in one

00:51:34.139 --> 00:51:36.480
way or another and all of us have choices to

00:51:36.480 --> 00:51:39.039
make about how we approach that. The Mr. and

00:51:39.039 --> 00:51:41.900
Mrs. Smith star also mom to Maddox Pax. Yeah,

00:51:42.000 --> 00:51:44.340
Mr. and Mrs. Smith was that movie that ruined

00:51:44.340 --> 00:51:52.679
the marriage of Brad and Jennifer. I really should

00:51:52.679 --> 00:51:54.500
have put that under side check news because that's

00:51:54.500 --> 00:51:57.539
what she knows. Dancing with the Stars is adding

00:51:57.539 --> 00:52:01.079
another celebrity to its season 35 roster. ABC

00:52:01.079 --> 00:52:04.119
announces on June 17th that Jimmy Kimmel live

00:52:04.119 --> 00:52:06.519
star Guillermo Rodriguez will be joining the

00:52:06.519 --> 00:52:08.940
cast of the competition. He's the only reason

00:52:08.940 --> 00:52:14.860
to watch Jimmy Kimmel. He's so adorable. I do

00:52:14.860 --> 00:52:16.840
hope you're hungry because McDonald's has some

00:52:16.840 --> 00:52:18.860
big news. We're first going to throw it back

00:52:18.860 --> 00:52:26.360
to the 60s for this one. Oh, yeah, turn it up

00:52:26.360 --> 00:52:30.460
in a clump. Elephant on high trees. Ah, it is.

00:52:30.559 --> 00:52:34.380
And don't be surprised if you meet Big Mac and

00:52:34.380 --> 00:52:38.659
Big Cheese. Man, that's a fever dream if I've

00:52:38.659 --> 00:52:41.820
ever seen one. I have a fever dream listening

00:52:41.820 --> 00:52:43.699
to these morons. There's some mushrooms on that

00:52:43.699 --> 00:52:46.360
one. McDonald's announced yesterday that they

00:52:46.360 --> 00:52:49.599
are bringing back those beloved fried apple pies.

00:52:49.880 --> 00:52:52.920
They were first introduced in 1968, later replaced

00:52:52.920 --> 00:52:55.699
with a baked version in the 90s. The nostalgic

00:52:55.699 --> 00:52:58.659
dessert will return for a limited time. I thought

00:52:58.659 --> 00:53:01.400
it was there the whole time. I'll be honest,

00:53:01.480 --> 00:53:04.019
we had one of the apple pies from, what's it

00:53:04.019 --> 00:53:11.019
called? What is the place called? Checkers. They

00:53:11.019 --> 00:53:14.599
came by work yesterday. Oh, it's so good. I had

00:53:14.599 --> 00:53:21.320
like three of them. Happy Hot Topic. Colin Gosselin

00:53:21.320 --> 00:53:24.440
is speaking out about feeling silenced. Yeah,

00:53:24.460 --> 00:53:28.489
you're a dirty rotten hag of a mom. To be honest,

00:53:28.630 --> 00:53:31.309
it makes me appreciate my own supermom. The 22

00:53:31.309 --> 00:53:33.710
-year -old son of former reality TV stars John

00:53:33.710 --> 00:53:36.150
and Kate Gosselin announced on Instagram he's

00:53:36.150 --> 00:53:39.530
releasing a book October 13th titled In the Shadow

00:53:39.530 --> 00:53:43.019
of AIDS. Yeah, this is sad. Surviving the reality

00:53:43.019 --> 00:53:46.139
of my childhood. On Instagram, June 17th. Guilty

00:53:46.139 --> 00:53:50.380
to their reality shot reality. Colin shared the

00:53:50.380 --> 00:53:52.920
cover of his memoir, clarifying. This is not

00:53:52.920 --> 00:53:55.519
a story for entertainment. It is a story to instill

00:53:55.519 --> 00:53:57.960
responsibility into everyone. To advocate and

00:53:57.960 --> 00:54:00.719
speak up against abuse and justice. It's so funny

00:54:00.719 --> 00:54:03.380
how back then we all judged John Gosselin for

00:54:03.380 --> 00:54:05.519
cheating on her. But who wouldn't cheat on Kate?

00:54:05.539 --> 00:54:08.449
She's a dumb broad. and the exploitation of children.

00:54:08.789 --> 00:54:11.289
I not only poured my heart into this book for

00:54:11.289 --> 00:54:14.230
my younger self, but for all who have faced unfair

00:54:14.230 --> 00:54:17.429
and outright heinous acts. I hope you're okay,

00:54:17.510 --> 00:54:21.469
man. Thank God for John Gosselin. I mean, who

00:54:21.469 --> 00:54:24.170
would have said that in 2009? But now we do.

00:54:24.809 --> 00:54:29.860
Happy Hot Topic! I didn't want to waste any second

00:54:29.860 --> 00:54:31.820
of it and I didn't want to be on set. Alicia

00:54:31.820 --> 00:54:34.539
Cuthbert is back in the spotlight. Oh my God,

00:54:34.619 --> 00:54:38.320
I had such a crush on her. The Every Year After

00:54:38.320 --> 00:54:40.719
actress is sharing insight into why she took

00:54:40.719 --> 00:54:42.980
a four -year break from acting before landing

00:54:42.980 --> 00:54:45.719
a role in Prime Video's new hit TV series based

00:54:45.719 --> 00:54:48.840
on Carly Fortune's popular book series. Cuthbert,

00:54:49.019 --> 00:54:51.300
who shares two kids with husband Dion Phaneuf,

00:54:51.420 --> 00:54:53.920
confesses during a June 17th appearance on Today.

00:54:54.239 --> 00:54:56.179
I realized, because I had worked all through

00:54:56.179 --> 00:54:59.159
the first four years of our first child, and

00:54:59.159 --> 00:55:01.780
it was really hard. Gosh, it is so fucking smoking

00:55:01.780 --> 00:55:04.780
hot. Hard, like, you know, to separate that mom

00:55:04.780 --> 00:55:07.300
from, like, the working person that I was. And

00:55:07.300 --> 00:55:09.480
so when we had our second, I just felt like I

00:55:09.480 --> 00:55:11.659
didn't want to waste any second of it and I didn't

00:55:11.659 --> 00:55:14.320
want to be on set. Cuthbert adds, I just felt

00:55:14.320 --> 00:55:16.400
like I needed to be at home with the kids and

00:55:16.400 --> 00:55:21.719
I enjoyed every minute. Mother of the year! The

00:55:21.719 --> 00:55:24.260
43 -year -old. Nothing to hear. Is best known

00:55:24.260 --> 00:55:26.719
for starring in 2000s films like The Girl Next

00:55:26.719 --> 00:55:29.260
Door and Oh, that freaking movie. Oh my God!

00:55:30.599 --> 00:55:32.219
I was like in fifth or sixth grade and I loved

00:55:32.219 --> 00:55:35.719
it. Can't tell you what it was about, but I loved

00:55:35.719 --> 00:55:41.219
it. I loved it for the acting. That's what it

00:55:41.219 --> 00:55:47.820
was. Load. Another music star starting a new

00:55:47.820 --> 00:55:52.139
chapter, Lil Nas X. I've been in rehab. I'm rooting

00:55:52.139 --> 00:55:56.739
for him. He's bipolar like me. And since he was

00:55:56.739 --> 00:56:00.139
probably unmedicated and had a manic breakdown,

00:56:00.280 --> 00:56:04.739
I'm rooting for him. For a few months. I'm doing

00:56:04.739 --> 00:56:08.000
better. I'm feeling better. I hope he got plowed

00:56:08.000 --> 00:56:10.420
or something to make you feel better. A rare

00:56:10.420 --> 00:56:12.940
return to social media. I can't play it because

00:56:12.940 --> 00:56:14.400
I got the music in the background, but he's doing

00:56:14.400 --> 00:56:16.340
better and he found out he's bipolar. So hopefully

00:56:16.340 --> 00:56:19.820
he takes his meds. Speaking of this loser. I

00:56:19.820 --> 00:56:23.460
see how much of this I have to skip over because

00:56:23.460 --> 00:56:28.800
of copyright. That is. Where do you want to go?

00:56:28.840 --> 00:56:30.519
You see yourself 15, 20 years down the road.

00:56:30.579 --> 00:56:34.019
We're sitting on top. That was mystical in 2001.

00:56:35.579 --> 00:56:38.719
Mystical facing a much different future. The

00:56:38.719 --> 00:56:41.199
rapper, whose real name is Michael Tyler, sentenced

00:56:41.199 --> 00:56:43.300
to... I'd call myself mystical, too, if I had

00:56:43.300 --> 00:56:45.559
that bland -ass name. ...the max. 20 years in

00:56:45.559 --> 00:56:47.980
prison after pleading guilty to raping a woman

00:56:47.980 --> 00:56:50.920
in his Louisiana home. All right, burned in hell,

00:56:50.960 --> 00:56:54.539
bitch. Mm -hmm. All right, what do we want to

00:56:54.539 --> 00:56:59.039
do here? We got so much news. I mean, Jelly Roll

00:56:59.039 --> 00:57:03.719
News, Ah, Jerk News, Olivia Wilde News. I have

00:57:03.719 --> 00:57:07.179
to organize this. But first, 856 -49 -HAPPY.

00:57:07.199 --> 00:57:10.760
All right, let's do Jelly Roll News first. Okay.

00:57:11.199 --> 00:57:13.340
Does that work with you? Either way, I'm going

00:57:13.340 --> 00:57:15.820
to do it. You, you, you, you, you, you, you,

00:57:15.820 --> 00:57:15.920
you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,

00:57:15.920 --> 00:57:15.920
you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you,

00:57:15.920 --> 00:57:28.650
you, you, you, you. Crowd goes tired, same old

00:57:28.650 --> 00:57:31.289
stunts, same borrowed fire Lip gloss sticking

00:57:31.289 --> 00:57:34.469
on your sleeve Talk too loud, then you won't

00:57:34.469 --> 00:57:36.730
leave You front like charm, but it's all talk

00:57:36.730 --> 00:57:41.130
Heavy boots on a tiny walk Bunny XO, girl you

00:57:41.130 --> 00:57:44.510
know He's a late fee everywhere you go He takes

00:57:44.510 --> 00:57:50.070
a place Then adds surprise Said that's just me

00:57:50.070 --> 00:57:58.760
With those same old eyes Go away All you need's

00:57:58.760 --> 00:58:03.739
a better day Jelly roll Go away Jelly roll Go

00:58:03.739 --> 00:58:08.460
away Jelly roll Go away She deserves more Plain

00:58:08.460 --> 00:58:17.739
and clear Jelly roll Go away Jelly roll Jelly

00:58:17.739 --> 00:58:22.920
roll Go away Go tank flash Little grin Same old

00:58:22.920 --> 00:58:26.420
mess you're dragging in Promise big time You're

00:58:26.420 --> 00:58:29.840
small, always first to blame the wall But listen,

00:58:30.159 --> 00:58:33.480
the same will show Tired of the yes -man glow

00:58:33.480 --> 00:58:37.119
She needs peace, she needs room Not your shadow

00:58:37.119 --> 00:58:42.840
in the room You take too much You give too little

00:58:42.840 --> 00:58:48.940
All that noise Just fits the middle Jelly roll,

00:58:49.039 --> 00:58:53.699
go away Jelly roll, go away But you need the

00:58:53.699 --> 00:59:08.389
best Jelly Roll, let her breathe, let her shine,

00:59:08.510 --> 00:59:11.869
let her have her own damn life. No more dragging

00:59:11.869 --> 00:59:15.170
through the door, no more begging for one more.

00:59:18.389 --> 00:59:29.989
Jelly Roll, Jelly Roll, Jelly Roll. Alright now.

00:59:30.210 --> 00:59:34.570
Happy Hot Topic! Ah, jeez. What's going on with

00:59:34.570 --> 00:59:37.949
this daughter? What is? Jelly Roll's daughter

00:59:37.949 --> 00:59:40.690
is speaking out amid her parents' breakup. In

00:59:40.690 --> 00:59:43.130
the news of her dad and stepmom, Bunny XO. Yeah,

00:59:43.190 --> 00:59:46.210
it's stepmom, not her parents. Was divorced.

00:59:46.690 --> 00:59:49.030
Bailey Ann DeFord reacts to the public's interest

00:59:49.030 --> 00:59:51.730
in what she considers to be a personal situation.

00:59:52.389 --> 00:59:55.010
She writes to her TikTok stories June 16th. I

00:59:55.010 --> 00:59:57.610
am disgusted at how invested everyone is in a

00:59:57.610 --> 01:00:00.010
very clearly private family matter. Here's the

01:00:00.010 --> 01:00:04.639
problem, honey. It says, your parents are very

01:00:04.639 --> 01:00:08.460
public. Your step -parents. About how I love

01:00:08.460 --> 01:00:11.400
them because they love each other. And then when

01:00:11.400 --> 01:00:12.960
they get a divorce, it's like, oh, we can't talk

01:00:12.960 --> 01:00:17.239
about it. Shut up. It's f***ing crazy. So there's,

01:00:17.239 --> 01:00:20.320
you know, she's 18 years old. And what I mean

01:00:20.320 --> 01:00:23.659
by that is that she thinks responding on social

01:00:23.659 --> 01:00:25.139
media is it. She just gave it more attention.

01:00:25.460 --> 01:00:29.619
No! Happy Hot Topic! No one asked for your opinion.

01:00:31.000 --> 01:00:33.820
Jelly Roll is making a change to his Instagram

01:00:33.820 --> 01:00:37.900
bio amid his split from Bunny XO. Country singer's

01:00:37.900 --> 01:00:40.820
social media profile suddenly getting an update

01:00:40.820 --> 01:00:44.019
this week amid news of his breakup from - Man,

01:00:44.019 --> 01:00:46.400
she's so friggin' hot. She's like trashy hot.

01:00:46.440 --> 01:00:49.539
Like, you know she would bring the rockets! She's

01:00:49.539 --> 01:00:52.840
in bed. His wife of nearly 10 years. While his

01:00:52.840 --> 01:00:55.420
bio used to feature the title Music Man alongside

01:00:55.420 --> 01:00:58.639
a lock and key emoji with Bunny's name - Oh yeah,

01:00:58.699 --> 01:01:02.460
you know she wanted that there. Now it just simply

01:01:02.460 --> 01:01:07.730
reads Music Man. So there's that. You should

01:01:07.730 --> 01:01:14.030
also read ass kisser at bird crusher. Shout out

01:01:14.030 --> 01:01:15.769
to that whole hospital. They literally got me

01:01:15.769 --> 01:01:18.070
on my feet. Jelly Ball needed a favor from a

01:01:18.070 --> 01:01:21.429
local hospital before his recent show. The singer

01:01:21.429 --> 01:01:23.989
shared in a June 11th TikTok that he recently

01:01:23.989 --> 01:01:26.710
battled an infection that ultimately landed him

01:01:26.710 --> 01:01:29.889
in a North Carolina hospital and how his tourmate

01:01:29.889 --> 01:01:32.349
Post Malone showed up for him during the difficult

01:01:32.349 --> 01:01:34.909
time. So I went to the hospital last night. Shout

01:01:34.909 --> 01:01:36.650
out to that whole hospital. They literally got

01:01:36.650 --> 01:01:39.349
me on my feet for the show. I was puffy faced.

01:01:39.550 --> 01:01:41.389
It was just bad, dude. The sinus infection. You're

01:01:41.389 --> 01:01:45.670
always puffy faced, dude. It's not like, oh,

01:01:45.690 --> 01:01:47.469
I was puffy faced this time, but wasn't before.

01:01:48.190 --> 01:01:50.829
You're always puffy faced. Man, now I'm all jacked

01:01:50.829 --> 01:01:52.369
up on Mountain Dew. They gave me a bunch of steroids.

01:01:52.630 --> 01:01:54.590
And while the Grammy winner is on the mend, his

01:01:54.590 --> 01:01:56.949
infection did have an impact on the duo's big

01:01:56.949 --> 01:01:59.409
ass stadium tour. He's so fake. He thinks he's

01:01:59.409 --> 01:02:04.070
like a nice guy. You're not. Or as he was only

01:02:04.070 --> 01:02:06.230
able to take the stage for the June 9th show.

01:02:06.559 --> 01:02:09.719
Whatever. That's what you get for seeing him

01:02:09.719 --> 01:02:14.280
live. You know? He is Anat, your friend. Oh,

01:02:14.320 --> 01:02:17.079
it's time for... Well, I had to look up the name

01:02:17.079 --> 01:02:18.880
of it because I couldn't do Taylor Swift news,

01:02:19.199 --> 01:02:22.679
you know? Because it's just... You know? It was

01:02:22.679 --> 01:02:31.820
copyrighted. Woo! Woo! Woo! Yeah! Woo! Woo! You

01:02:31.820 --> 01:02:39.429
can put in so long of every name. You turn to

01:02:39.429 --> 01:02:43.610
the headlines and you watch the whole thing flow

01:02:43.610 --> 01:02:51.309
Always the victim post, always the perfect face

01:02:51.309 --> 01:02:57.929
You sign that little paper and you leave no little

01:02:57.929 --> 01:03:13.250
trace Always them, never you, never you It's

01:03:13.250 --> 01:03:15.909
always them, always them That's your favorite

01:03:15.909 --> 01:04:03.769
thing to do It's always new, always new, never

01:04:03.769 --> 01:04:07.070
you, never you. It's always new, always new,

01:04:07.269 --> 01:04:10.010
that's your favorite thing to do. I'm the silence,

01:04:10.170 --> 01:04:12.949
that's the pain, where the halo escalates. It's

01:04:12.949 --> 01:04:16.309
always new, always new, never you, never you.

01:04:16.869 --> 01:04:24.329
You love the crowd when you choose. You love

01:04:24.329 --> 01:04:55.869
the room when you choose a side. It's always

01:04:55.869 --> 01:05:15.239
them. It's always them. It's always them. Like

01:05:15.239 --> 01:05:18.420
any great love, it keeps you guessing. And that's

01:05:18.420 --> 01:05:21.159
definitely the case with Taylor Swift. Shut up.

01:05:21.159 --> 01:05:23.079
I don't know why people think they're really

01:05:23.079 --> 01:05:27.659
in love. This is going to be the greatest breakup

01:05:27.659 --> 01:05:31.639
ever. And Travis Kelsey's nuptials. A couple

01:05:31.639 --> 01:05:34.400
who got engaged last August have sent the rumor

01:05:34.400 --> 01:05:39.739
mill into overdrive. Oh, yeah. You know, he plows

01:05:39.739 --> 01:05:42.719
here in overdrive. With reports of a Madison

01:05:42.719 --> 01:05:45.760
Square Garden wedding. I wonder if fans would

01:05:45.760 --> 01:05:48.539
be allowed to attend. Mm -hmm. Avaganza on the

01:05:48.539 --> 01:05:51.000
horizon. Even New York City's mayor seemingly

01:05:51.000 --> 01:05:53.400
waited. I wish he could run for president. I

01:05:53.400 --> 01:05:56.260
know he's probably a sketchball. Mm -hmm. But

01:05:56.260 --> 01:05:58.820
he's better than boomer politicians. And so let's

01:05:58.820 --> 01:06:01.179
untangle all... I don't need to untangle. I don't

01:06:01.179 --> 01:06:04.219
really care. Mm -hmm. I don't really care. I

01:06:04.219 --> 01:06:06.679
don't know if you can tell. We got this new song

01:06:06.679 --> 01:06:24.949
in the clip called Olivia Wilde. Whoa! I saw

01:06:24.949 --> 01:06:28.730
you walking slow, black dress, dangerous glow

01:06:28.730 --> 01:06:33.230
Every head turn, you got that instinct Caught

01:06:33.230 --> 01:06:36.809
that confident grin, like you already know you

01:06:36.809 --> 01:06:47.789
win My phone's ringing, my hand, girl Step in

01:06:47.789 --> 01:06:51.710
closer now Make the whole room bow Tell me what

01:06:51.710 --> 01:06:55.429
you want I know what you want But leave me a

01:06:55.429 --> 01:08:25.619
while Thank you for watching. Hold up, wait,

01:08:25.720 --> 01:08:44.380
you've changed, you've gained one touch I don't

01:08:44.380 --> 01:08:46.319
know if you know this, but in radio, there's

01:08:46.319 --> 01:08:48.619
something called PPM. People, personal meter,

01:08:48.739 --> 01:08:50.819
whatever, where they do ratings. This is like

01:08:50.819 --> 01:08:54.699
the anti -PPM meter. You can't play an intro

01:08:54.699 --> 01:08:58.739
for three minutes. The key to radio is letting

01:08:58.739 --> 01:09:05.539
things breathe. That's when radio is good. If

01:09:05.539 --> 01:09:09.500
you don't let things breathe. Oh, yeah. That

01:09:09.500 --> 01:09:10.659
was cool how that happened. If you don't let

01:09:10.659 --> 01:09:12.199
things breathe, how are people going to listen?

01:09:12.819 --> 01:09:15.079
This is Joe Show. We got fake prank call time.

01:09:16.460 --> 01:09:24.159
Kiss my ass, Joe. Happy Hot Topic. One of the

01:09:24.159 --> 01:09:27.920
most things that I went through was that I was

01:09:27.920 --> 01:09:32.100
served papers on stage. Yeah, Jason Sudeikis

01:09:32.100 --> 01:09:35.960
has been in a lot of movies. And he has one of

01:09:35.960 --> 01:09:38.359
those things where he seems a little, I don't

01:09:38.359 --> 01:09:41.359
know what the word is, wishy -washy, seems like

01:09:41.359 --> 01:09:44.220
kind of a dish. And the thing about it, ladies

01:09:44.220 --> 01:09:48.100
and gentlemen, boys and girls, is the fact that

01:09:48.100 --> 01:09:50.470
when he served people, Or when he served papers

01:09:50.470 --> 01:09:53.369
on the stage. He was being a bitter douchebag.

01:09:55.529 --> 01:10:00.829
This is for me right now. Obviously, it was incredibly

01:10:00.829 --> 01:10:04.670
traumatizing. So traumatizing. Yeah, Jason Sudeikis

01:10:04.670 --> 01:10:08.890
is a loser. That Olivia says she still talks

01:10:08.890 --> 01:10:11.670
about it in therapy. She was on stage at cinema.

01:10:11.729 --> 01:10:13.670
You can't let him give that much power to you.

01:10:13.810 --> 01:10:18.340
He's a dork. mccon in 2022 in front of an a -list

01:10:18.340 --> 01:10:21.399
crowd when she was handing custody papers from

01:10:21.399 --> 01:10:24.020
jason's legal team jason just has that bitch

01:10:24.020 --> 01:10:27.239
laugh face the stupid little facial hair he's

01:10:27.239 --> 01:10:31.119
a dark and he plays a douche in all the movies

01:10:31.119 --> 01:10:38.930
oh okay got it thank you No wonder she went for

01:10:38.930 --> 01:10:40.949
the younger Harry Styles. He probably plowed

01:10:40.949 --> 01:10:43.770
or something. You know Jason Sudeikis laser look.

01:10:43.890 --> 01:10:47.109
Oh, you should be so grateful. That sucks me.

01:10:47.170 --> 01:10:50.409
Shut up. I was like, just finish your speech.

01:10:50.550 --> 01:10:53.630
God, it went backstage completely like dissolved

01:10:53.630 --> 01:10:58.029
into a puddle. God, poor baby, man. You're scummy,

01:10:58.069 --> 01:11:01.590
Jason. You don't do that to my lady allowed.

01:11:01.930 --> 01:11:03.489
And I thought it was like, I was like, no one

01:11:03.489 --> 01:11:05.130
saw it because there's no phones allowed in this

01:11:05.130 --> 01:11:06.989
event. Oh, what's that? It's already up on page

01:11:06.989 --> 01:11:09.210
six. There's a video. All right. Well, Jason

01:11:09.210 --> 01:11:11.810
Sudeikis, you'll always be remembered as a deadbeat

01:11:11.810 --> 01:11:21.310
piece of garbage. I was like, no. Keeping an

01:11:21.310 --> 01:11:23.670
embarrassing personal moment to herself proved

01:11:23.670 --> 01:11:26.890
to be Mission Impossible for Olivia Wilde. During

01:11:26.890 --> 01:11:29.010
her July 17th appearance on the Call Her Daddy

01:11:29.010 --> 01:11:33.470
podcast, the 42 -year -old revealed to host Alex

01:11:33.470 --> 01:11:35.590
Cooper that a couple of months after she went

01:11:35.590 --> 01:11:38.189
viral for being served custody papers on stage

01:11:38.189 --> 01:11:42.050
during a 2022 CinemaCon presentation, Tom Cruise

01:11:42.050 --> 01:11:44.250
brought it up to her when she was meeting him

01:11:44.250 --> 01:11:48.420
for the first time. Ha ha ha ha! That's the most

01:11:48.420 --> 01:11:50.680
autistic meets Scientologist thing I've ever

01:11:50.680 --> 01:11:54.399
heard. He should have responded back with, when's

01:11:54.399 --> 01:11:57.479
the last time you saw Surrey, you dead pig? I

01:11:57.479 --> 01:11:59.319
was like, no one saw it because there's no phones

01:11:59.319 --> 01:12:01.579
allowed in this event. And so that is, no one

01:12:01.579 --> 01:12:03.399
saw it. Oh, what's that? It's already up on page

01:12:03.399 --> 01:12:05.479
six. There's a video. Okay. Well, no one's going

01:12:05.479 --> 01:12:06.779
to look because like no one's paying attention.

01:12:06.979 --> 01:12:09.439
And then I remember like a couple months later,

01:12:09.500 --> 01:12:12.760
I had the chance. I met Tom Cruise and he was

01:12:12.760 --> 01:12:14.880
like, hi, I'm Tom. F*** up what happened to you

01:12:14.880 --> 01:12:17.930
in Vegas. And I was like, no! Yeah, Tom Cruise

01:12:17.930 --> 01:12:19.890
is not right in the room. I don't think he wants

01:12:19.890 --> 01:12:28.689
to. He's a dork and a deadbeat dad. And then

01:12:28.689 --> 01:12:32.489
suddenly it was f***ing everywhere. Olivia Wilde

01:12:32.489 --> 01:12:34.770
is clapping back at negative comments about her

01:12:34.770 --> 01:12:37.289
appearance. Someone said she looks like a dead

01:12:37.289 --> 01:12:38.729
body. I don't know. She looks like a hot piece

01:12:38.729 --> 01:12:41.270
of ass to me. Her June 17th interview on the

01:12:41.270 --> 01:12:43.949
Call Her Daddy podcast, the actress and director

01:12:43.949 --> 01:12:46.550
addressed speculation about her health after

01:12:46.550 --> 01:12:48.869
a red carpet photo of her from the San Francisco

01:12:48.869 --> 01:12:51.909
International Film Festival went viral in April.

01:12:51.989 --> 01:12:55.750
I saw that picture and I was like, all right,

01:12:55.770 --> 01:12:57.729
but it probably won't. That probably won't go

01:12:57.729 --> 01:13:01.090
very far. That probably won't. No one's going

01:13:01.090 --> 01:13:04.289
to see this. No one cares. No one cares about.

01:13:04.920 --> 01:13:06.579
And then suddenly. All right, so there's that.

01:13:06.819 --> 01:13:10.079
All right. It's a time for the thing we all love.

01:13:10.420 --> 01:13:15.039
The thing you all live for. Not a side trick

01:13:15.039 --> 01:13:26.239
news. Turn it up. Turn it up. Happy hour. Happy

01:13:26.239 --> 01:13:33.430
baby. Side trick news. Talking to Messi today,

01:13:33.569 --> 01:13:38.050
right? Mic check, welcome to the surf Riding

01:13:38.050 --> 01:13:40.010
in the booth, cutting straight through the surf

01:13:40.010 --> 01:13:42.789
Call it like I see it, feelings in the hearse,

01:13:42.789 --> 01:13:45.609
kid You click the T, now you get the whole thermos

01:13:45.609 --> 01:13:48.109
The libs playing games, acting like they saints

01:13:48.109 --> 01:13:50.529
Got a whole spout home, still sliding to the

01:13:50.529 --> 01:13:53.350
dates Screenshot save, little goodnight, babe

01:13:53.350 --> 01:13:55.829
Then they on a yacht pick, trying to hide the

01:13:55.829 --> 01:13:58.430
face From the field to the runway, everybody

01:13:58.430 --> 01:14:01.819
frontin' The healing energy, while they DM huntin'

01:14:01.819 --> 01:14:04.079
Scrollin' through the gram, all I see is double

01:14:04.079 --> 01:14:06.619
lies You can't tag the man, but you tag the watch

01:14:06.619 --> 01:14:09.420
he buys It's that side check news, side check

01:14:09.420 --> 01:14:12.880
news Riding hoppy on news Every fraud, every

01:14:12.880 --> 01:14:16.520
fling, every late night move We exposed, we amused

01:14:16.520 --> 01:14:19.300
Yeah, we say it like it is on an afternoon cruise

01:14:19.300 --> 01:14:22.539
Side check news, whole world tuned to the truth

01:14:29.989 --> 01:14:32.470
Flashin' Who you tryin' to text? Got a ring on

01:14:32.470 --> 01:14:34.909
your hand Still shoppin' for the next key All

01:14:34.909 --> 01:14:36.970
teams stressin' Tryin' to spin it for the press

01:14:36.970 --> 01:14:39.489
But the group chat memes Got receipts on deck

01:14:39.489 --> 01:14:42.130
From the field goals Listen to the model in the

01:14:42.130 --> 01:14:45.569
mist One post off life Next post I twist You

01:14:45.569 --> 01:14:48.510
a free spirit But the rent still split Funny

01:14:48.510 --> 01:14:51.510
how the timeline Never shows that bit Look, I'm

01:14:51.510 --> 01:14:53.930
just readin' What the headlines say I'm the voice

01:14:53.930 --> 01:14:56.869
in your car You pretend you hate Laughin' at

01:14:56.869 --> 01:14:59.270
the drama Yeah, we know it ain't new Same story,

01:14:59.430 --> 01:15:02.350
new Welcome back to the zoo This that side chick

01:15:02.350 --> 01:15:05.289
news, side chick news Right, how we gon' do?

01:15:05.829 --> 01:15:08.729
Every fraud, every bling, every late night move

01:15:08.729 --> 01:15:12.189
We expose, we amuse Yeah, we say it like it is

01:15:12.189 --> 01:15:15.229
on an afternoon cruise Side chick news Whole

01:15:15.229 --> 01:15:17.829
world tuned to the truth You can't hide from

01:15:17.829 --> 01:15:20.529
your man, can't hide from this booze Side chick

01:15:20.529 --> 01:15:25.689
news Breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking,

01:15:25.770 --> 01:15:28.409
breaking, breaking, breaking Another is complicated

01:15:28.409 --> 01:15:32.449
situation Another we were on a break Expectation,

01:15:32.449 --> 01:15:35.810
explanation If you gotta say we low -key, that's

01:15:35.810 --> 01:15:38.890
the clue You ain't mean, you just headline fool

01:15:38.890 --> 01:15:46.449
Side chick news This that side chick news Side

01:15:46.449 --> 01:15:49.970
chick news Right how we gon' choose Every fraud,

01:15:50.050 --> 01:15:53.050
every fling, every late night move We expose,

01:15:53.270 --> 01:15:56.130
we amuse Yeah, we say it like it is on the afternoon

01:15:56.130 --> 01:16:10.340
cruise Side chick news Whole world So what was

01:16:10.340 --> 01:16:11.819
it like finding out that you were pregnant with

01:16:11.819 --> 01:16:16.439
Eric? It was like the end of my marriage. Yeah,

01:16:16.500 --> 01:16:22.560
this is a side check. Her name is Lauren Cowell

01:16:22.560 --> 01:16:27.699
and she was the wife of Simon Cowell's best friend.

01:16:28.220 --> 01:16:31.439
And then he started banging her. And now she's

01:16:31.439 --> 01:16:35.279
his fiance. Simon, is there how much of a loser

01:16:35.279 --> 01:16:39.180
you are that you married the side chick? Because

01:16:39.180 --> 01:16:41.979
you know what's going to happen? She's going

01:16:41.979 --> 01:16:43.720
to cheat on you because that's what happens with

01:16:43.720 --> 01:16:48.239
side chicks. If you marry one, they're going

01:16:48.239 --> 01:16:51.840
to cheat on you. And she's a dirty, rotten imbecile

01:16:51.840 --> 01:16:56.380
too. Mm -hmm. Obviously, it was one of the hardest

01:16:56.380 --> 01:17:01.380
times of my life. Don't regret anything and everything

01:17:01.380 --> 01:17:03.779
happens. You don't agree or you don't regret

01:17:03.779 --> 01:17:04.960
it because you're not going to admit that you're

01:17:04.960 --> 01:17:08.140
a side chick, that you ruined a marriage, that

01:17:08.140 --> 01:17:10.979
you're a homewrecker. Your life for a reason.

01:17:11.119 --> 01:17:12.579
Oh, it happens for a reason. How do you think

01:17:12.579 --> 01:17:15.520
he feels? Can you imagine if he cheated on her

01:17:15.520 --> 01:17:18.659
with her best friend? Oh, he'd be crucified.

01:17:19.359 --> 01:17:22.300
Oh, but she's a feminist. She's a woman. We're

01:17:22.300 --> 01:17:24.729
going to excuse it. Kiss my ass and enjoy it.

01:17:24.989 --> 01:17:27.949
It is Happy Mom Podcast. Kissing your ass. Shut

01:17:27.949 --> 01:17:33.649
up. I'm so sick of these female podcasts. It

01:17:33.649 --> 01:17:35.250
has nothing to do with her being a female. But

01:17:35.250 --> 01:17:38.529
I'm so sick of these podcasts. Blah, blah, blah,

01:17:38.590 --> 01:17:40.909
blah, blah. The person that I wanted to spend

01:17:40.909 --> 01:17:45.159
my life with. And he's a scumbag too. And so

01:17:45.159 --> 01:17:47.319
as much as I wish I could go back and take away

01:17:47.319 --> 01:17:49.159
the hurt and take away the pain. Yeah, you don't

01:17:49.159 --> 01:17:50.800
really care. You're just saying that politically.

01:17:51.640 --> 01:17:53.720
You knew what you were doing when you were on

01:17:53.720 --> 01:17:58.460
that yacht riding him. You know, dummy, because

01:17:58.460 --> 01:18:01.659
you want to be a smart feminist. So if you're

01:18:01.659 --> 01:18:04.000
still smart, take accountability. That cause

01:18:04.000 --> 01:18:08.579
for, you know, my ex -husband, it happened. It

01:18:08.579 --> 01:18:12.649
did happen. Oh, yeah. That's Simon Cowell's fiancee,

01:18:12.670 --> 01:18:15.029
Lauren, on the Happy Mom Podcast. Man, I cannot

01:18:15.029 --> 01:18:18.130
imagine marrying a side chick. I've seen it before.

01:18:18.310 --> 01:18:20.810
It happened to Ariana Grande. When you marry

01:18:20.810 --> 01:18:23.750
a side chick or date a side chick, it ends in

01:18:23.750 --> 01:18:26.130
a breakup. Happened to Gisele Bundchen. She was

01:18:26.130 --> 01:18:29.270
a side chick. And he thinks this is going to

01:18:29.270 --> 01:18:32.840
work out. God, he might be really stupid. Opening.

01:18:32.979 --> 01:18:34.760
No wonder he had to insult everybody. He's not

01:18:34.760 --> 01:18:38.760
smart. For the first time about getting pregnant

01:18:38.760 --> 01:18:41.279
with Simon's baby while she was still married.

01:18:41.460 --> 01:18:44.859
Oh yeah. He doesn't know how to pull her. I felt

01:18:44.859 --> 01:18:46.880
like I was walking around with like a scarlet

01:18:46.880 --> 01:18:48.340
letter. It was just like the way that people

01:18:48.340 --> 01:18:50.399
would look at me and. Scarlet letter and a pearl

01:18:50.399 --> 01:18:52.659
necklace. You know, I was on the cover of every

01:18:52.659 --> 01:18:56.479
magazine. Ah, you so famous. You narcissistic

01:18:56.479 --> 01:18:59.520
moron. And I felt like, okay, this has happened.

01:19:00.569 --> 01:19:04.550
I'm a big girl. Oh, yeah. I've got to, you know,

01:19:04.609 --> 01:19:08.350
suck it up. You did suck it up. Just get on with

01:19:08.350 --> 01:19:11.390
it. Get on with it. What's a side chick? Oh,

01:19:11.409 --> 01:19:14.609
it's a side chick. That is your legacy. I hope

01:19:14.609 --> 01:19:17.170
you know that. And nothing more. And nothing

01:19:17.170 --> 01:19:21.649
less. Side chick. Time for Kardashian news. We're

01:19:21.649 --> 01:19:23.289
just going through all the intros right now in

01:19:23.289 --> 01:19:30.720
the club. Turn it up, it's Hoppy, our time. To

01:19:30.720 --> 01:19:33.279
get news, we dissect the climate. No filters,

01:19:33.380 --> 01:19:36.340
no fluff, raw truth and wine. Mike's hot, Hoppy

01:19:36.340 --> 01:19:38.899
speaks what's on his mind. Nepotism's thrown,

01:19:38.979 --> 01:19:41.619
they sittin' in the plush. Built an empire off

01:19:41.619 --> 01:19:44.319
nothin' but the hush. Reality's a script, ain't

01:19:44.319 --> 01:19:46.560
no realness in the cut. Talents on vacation,

01:19:46.760 --> 01:19:49.050
they just takin' what's corrupt. He's on the

01:19:49.050 --> 01:19:51.590
mic, call it verbal demolition Exposing fake

01:19:51.590 --> 01:19:54.569
lives, media's worst addiction Idiocracy crammed,

01:19:54.670 --> 01:19:57.270
it's the brain on snooze Clickbait queens, welcome

01:19:57.270 --> 01:20:00.329
to Kardashian News Kardashian News Where the

01:20:00.329 --> 01:20:02.569
truth gets head, I be breaking down the hype,

01:20:02.609 --> 01:20:05.189
y 'all beware Fake smells, fake lies, fake lives,

01:20:05.329 --> 01:20:08.029
fake drama, they choose No talent required, it's

01:20:08.029 --> 01:20:11.239
Kardashian News Kardashian News Where the truth

01:20:11.239 --> 01:20:13.359
gets head, I'll be breaking down the hype, y

01:20:13.359 --> 01:20:15.819
'all beware. Fake snubs, fake lies, fake lies,

01:20:15.979 --> 01:20:18.260
fake drama, they choose. No talent required,

01:20:18.539 --> 01:20:22.840
it's Kardashian news. Alright now. Whoa! Copy

01:20:22.840 --> 01:20:29.920
Hot Topic! Northwest is going on tour. The daughter

01:20:29.920 --> 01:20:32.760
of Kanye, Ye West, and Kim Kardashian. I feel

01:20:32.760 --> 01:20:35.060
bad for her. I know she wants to be an artist,

01:20:35.159 --> 01:20:39.180
but she'll always be viewed as a nepo baby. Mm

01:20:39.180 --> 01:20:42.399
-hmm. Ian, who released her debut EP. It's so

01:20:42.399 --> 01:20:45.260
frightening how grown up she is looking. Ian

01:20:45.260 --> 01:20:48.159
North Forever, May 1st, is embarking on a 14

01:20:48.159 --> 01:20:51.479
-day tour alongside rapper Molly Santana. Oh,

01:20:51.539 --> 01:20:53.699
yeah. Mm -hmm. Never heard of her. Announced

01:20:53.699 --> 01:20:56.760
on Ticketmaster. There's, um, and now it's time

01:20:56.760 --> 01:20:59.100
for Luigi Mangione news. We got to play Luigi

01:20:59.100 --> 01:21:02.500
Mangione, Lovers Got Issues. Hey, yeah, it's

01:21:02.500 --> 01:21:07.880
Hoppy Hour. Brian Hoppy in the mix. Yeah, we

01:21:07.880 --> 01:21:11.380
talking about it. Water. Turn this up. They call

01:21:11.380 --> 01:21:14.600
the station like play Luigi. Girl, relax, you

01:21:14.600 --> 01:21:17.899
sound real needy. Posting selfies, tagging his

01:21:17.899 --> 01:21:20.880
name. Whole timeline, just one lame crush page.

01:21:21.319 --> 01:21:23.840
Missed calls on your screen from your own home.

01:21:24.079 --> 01:21:26.960
You'd rather chase some dude on your phone. Say

01:21:26.960 --> 01:21:29.729
you perfect. Perfect. Say he saved you You just

01:21:29.729 --> 01:21:33.369
really mad your dad never raised you Luigi lover's

01:21:33.369 --> 01:21:36.869
got issues Flying in the comments, he diss you

01:21:36.869 --> 01:21:40.529
Calling up Hoppy like, why you so mean? Blaming

01:21:40.529 --> 01:21:43.850
every man cause your dad went unseen Luigi lover's

01:21:43.850 --> 01:21:46.590
got issues Trying to find a father and a dude

01:21:46.590 --> 01:21:48.930
on YouTube Hoppy don't care about your green

01:21:48.930 --> 01:21:52.470
cap king This is Hoppy Hour, let the truth sing

01:21:52.470 --> 01:21:56.739
You defend him like a last name Wear his merch

01:21:56.739 --> 01:21:59.739
like a last name Got his pic taped over your

01:21:59.739 --> 01:22:01.899
fan frame You just tryna fill that dad -shaped

01:22:01.899 --> 01:22:05.100
blank space Every clip, you the first to reply

01:22:05.100 --> 01:22:09.159
All caps, he the GOAT, he my guy But you fold

01:22:09.159 --> 01:22:12.140
if a real man test you Cause you never had a

01:22:12.140 --> 01:22:33.829
real one to bless you That's on you, not me.

01:22:43.340 --> 01:22:45.420
We have breaking news. The judge in the UnitedHealthcare

01:22:45.420 --> 01:22:48.220
CEO murder case says the suspect will try a psychiatric

01:22:48.220 --> 01:22:51.600
defense. Oh, my God. There's nothing wrong with

01:22:51.600 --> 01:22:54.000
him. By the way, I hate when people use mental

01:22:54.000 --> 01:22:56.979
health as an excuse for crimes. Mm -hmm. I'm

01:22:56.979 --> 01:23:00.939
very mentally ill. I'm bipolar, ADHD, and I don't

01:23:00.939 --> 01:23:04.039
commit crimes. And by the way, where's all those

01:23:04.039 --> 01:23:06.560
losers that were doing the free Luigi Mangione

01:23:06.560 --> 01:23:09.979
kind of vibe? Mm -hmm. They've been radio silent.

01:23:10.199 --> 01:23:12.750
Mm -hmm. At today's hearing, the judge agreed

01:23:12.750 --> 01:23:14.890
to dismiss a criminal count related to possession

01:23:14.890 --> 01:23:18.050
of a large capacity magazine. He's such a loser,

01:23:18.149 --> 01:23:21.569
Dan. I murdered somebody. I'm such a punk. And

01:23:21.569 --> 01:23:24.770
to all the women out there that have daddy issues

01:23:24.770 --> 01:23:27.869
that are so attracted to him, he would murder

01:23:27.869 --> 01:23:31.550
you. But the problem is with all the murder podcasts

01:23:31.550 --> 01:23:36.270
and all the murder documentaries, everybody romanticizes

01:23:36.270 --> 01:23:38.479
it. What the hell is wrong with you? The judge

01:23:38.479 --> 01:23:40.159
had already ruled the magazine can't be used

01:23:40.159 --> 01:23:43.460
as evidence because of an improper search. Yeah,

01:23:43.520 --> 01:23:45.460
that's a problem. I feel like the judge is kind

01:23:45.460 --> 01:23:47.579
of saddened with him because he's a pretty boy.

01:23:48.819 --> 01:23:51.319
Can you imagine if his name was Lamar or something?

01:23:52.680 --> 01:23:55.319
It'd be a little different. It just feels like

01:23:55.319 --> 01:23:57.640
he's getting pretty white boy privilege. I'm

01:23:57.640 --> 01:23:59.920
not a fan of it. I don't like when people defend

01:23:59.920 --> 01:24:02.880
murderers. I don't like the idea. Yes, do I like

01:24:02.880 --> 01:24:05.479
health insurance companies? I'm not at all. They're

01:24:05.479 --> 01:24:08.739
all scumbags. But the thing, ladies and gentlemen,

01:24:08.779 --> 01:24:11.560
boys and girls, is that was still a human life.

01:24:11.680 --> 01:24:15.539
And the fact that people side with Luigi bothers

01:24:15.539 --> 01:24:19.039
me. Because all these women are watching murder

01:24:19.039 --> 01:24:22.060
documentaries and they get kind of, you know,

01:24:22.140 --> 01:24:26.600
desensitized to it. That was somebody's father.

01:24:27.100 --> 01:24:29.300
Now, do I think he was kind of a scumbag with

01:24:29.300 --> 01:24:34.420
the way he did things? Mm -hmm. Yes. Vappy and

01:24:34.420 --> 01:24:36.319
Brian Thompson, but you can't just murder somebody.

01:24:36.680 --> 01:24:39.340
If you think he should get away with it, then

01:24:39.340 --> 01:24:42.760
I should be able to murder somebody if my meds

01:24:42.760 --> 01:24:45.319
went up at Walgreens. Hey, here you go. No, I

01:24:45.319 --> 01:24:47.739
would never murder somebody. Doesn't it sound

01:24:47.739 --> 01:24:51.039
a little silly when I say it out loud? But you'll

01:24:51.039 --> 01:24:54.819
never admit fault. All the Gen Z women out there

01:24:54.819 --> 01:25:03.439
that love him, you got issues. All right. It

01:25:03.439 --> 01:25:10.100
is a time for... Oops. Oops. A little spoiler

01:25:10.100 --> 01:25:20.039
alert. It's time for Happy Soups. I do. Go. Brian

01:25:20.039 --> 01:25:23.000
Hoppy on the mic, breaking down the scenes. NBA

01:25:23.000 --> 01:25:26.199
drama, living out the dreams. Fancy smiles, wild

01:25:26.199 --> 01:25:28.479
lips, stories about the queens. Dropping dollars,

01:25:28.539 --> 01:25:31.640
bombs all in on the schemes. Hoppy's moves, man,

01:25:31.699 --> 01:25:34.279
he knows it all. Screw scandals to the core,

01:25:34.380 --> 01:25:37.779
rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a ball.

01:25:38.479 --> 01:25:41.869
Hoppy Hour got that shock and awe. MJ to Kobe,

01:25:42.050 --> 01:25:46.050
legends in the game. So that bag that Jordan

01:25:46.050 --> 01:25:48.170
Woods brought to the NBA Finals, the lucky bag,

01:25:48.289 --> 01:25:51.310
just sold out. So people are buying it. Jose

01:25:51.310 --> 01:25:53.949
Alvarado says he's down to visit the White House.

01:25:54.050 --> 01:25:59.090
The team wants to visit it. The Knicks parade

01:25:59.090 --> 01:26:01.050
is going to be the largest parade ever for New

01:26:01.050 --> 01:26:04.550
York. And then there's this sad headline. League

01:26:04.550 --> 01:26:08.390
full of stories, ain't nothing fabulous. Happy

01:26:08.390 --> 01:26:12.710
Hot Topic! Tyrese Halliburton's fiance, Jade

01:26:12.710 --> 01:26:16.069
Jones, is remembering her friend. Mackenzie Curran

01:26:16.069 --> 01:26:19.489
died at the age of 26 on June 8th from undisclosed

01:26:19.489 --> 01:26:21.970
health complications. This is really sad. This

01:26:21.970 --> 01:26:24.630
is really going to hurt the honeymoon. It's really

01:26:24.630 --> 01:26:28.170
going to hurt the wedding. While on Jade's bachelorette

01:26:28.170 --> 01:26:30.689
trip to St. Barts. Yeah, it's really tragic.

01:26:31.029 --> 01:26:33.949
And Tyrese's fiance is remembering her friend

01:26:33.949 --> 01:26:37.489
with a heartfelt tribute. On Instagram June 17th,

01:26:37.489 --> 01:26:40.010
she wrote, Kenzie was the funniest, goofiest

01:26:40.079 --> 01:26:42.380
person I've ever met. She was always making me

01:26:42.380 --> 01:26:44.539
belly laugh. She had such a gift of bringing

01:26:44.539 --> 01:26:47.380
happiness to every room she was in. This is why

01:26:47.380 --> 01:26:49.899
I believe the good die young. Here's Stephen

01:26:49.899 --> 01:26:52.659
Curry talking about his net worth. A quick Google

01:26:52.659 --> 01:26:56.140
search says that your net worth is $240 million.

01:26:56.600 --> 01:27:03.539
Whatever. Is that accurate? I don't know. It's

01:27:03.539 --> 01:27:05.439
got to be so nice being so rich yelling out your

01:27:05.439 --> 01:27:08.920
net worth. Does it feel like it's far off to

01:27:08.920 --> 01:27:11.560
you? Does it feel like it's close? To be honest,

01:27:11.659 --> 01:27:15.399
that's not something I really worry about too

01:27:15.399 --> 01:27:19.279
much. There you go. Good for him. Here is, I

01:27:19.279 --> 01:27:21.140
don't really feel like playing. It was 25 years

01:27:21.140 --> 01:27:23.020
of Jon Stewart suffering from the Knicks. Let's

01:27:23.020 --> 01:27:31.069
hear a little bit of this 99. Hey! Please welcome

01:27:31.069 --> 01:27:33.670
your New York Knickerbockers. The Knicks are

01:27:33.670 --> 01:27:36.350
in the playoffs. This is 99. Actually, this is

01:27:36.350 --> 01:27:39.609
kind of boring. Sorry. Here is Jalen Brunson

01:27:39.609 --> 01:27:42.350
talking about Wemby on CBS Mornings. I remember

01:27:42.350 --> 01:27:44.189
when Wemby pushed you, it was such a blatant

01:27:44.189 --> 01:27:46.909
foul. And you looked at him for just a second,

01:27:46.949 --> 01:27:48.850
but you just walked away. In that moment, it

01:27:48.850 --> 01:27:50.649
just seems instinctually you just want to say,

01:27:50.689 --> 01:27:53.029
wait a second, and go after him. But that's not

01:27:53.029 --> 01:27:54.770
what you do. That's not how you play this game.

01:27:55.090 --> 01:27:56.949
It was definitely a spur -of -the -moment thing,

01:27:56.949 --> 01:27:59.390
but... I think no matter what, you got to understand

01:27:59.390 --> 01:28:01.869
the moment and what you're doing. And that's

01:28:01.869 --> 01:28:06.210
why Lemby's a loser. What's your main goal and

01:28:06.210 --> 01:28:13.060
focus? There you go. There's them. Here is. Here's

01:28:13.060 --> 01:28:15.180
Carl Anthony Towns and Howard Stern saying he

01:28:15.180 --> 01:28:17.380
wanted to be a Yankee. When you were young, was

01:28:17.380 --> 01:28:19.300
there ever a time when you said screw basketball?

01:28:19.579 --> 01:28:21.760
Like it just became unbearable, the schedule

01:28:21.760 --> 01:28:23.760
and other kids are out having fun. I remember

01:28:23.760 --> 01:28:25.659
telling my dad one time, I really want to quit

01:28:25.659 --> 01:28:27.819
basketball and play baseball. That was a Dominican

01:28:27.819 --> 01:28:29.680
in me for sure, Howard. I'm not going to lie

01:28:29.680 --> 01:28:32.319
to you. I just wanted to play nothing but baseball.

01:28:32.479 --> 01:28:34.539
I wanted to be a Yankee. It was something completely

01:28:34.539 --> 01:28:37.000
different to not have been the best at something

01:28:37.000 --> 01:28:39.220
and have to continue to prove to people that

01:28:39.220 --> 01:28:41.399
I could be as good or even better than who they

01:28:41.399 --> 01:28:43.680
say is the best. I was just able to go out there

01:28:43.680 --> 01:28:45.840
and have a bunch of fun and the pure joy of the

01:28:45.840 --> 01:28:48.939
sport. There's that. And then here is Steve Kerr

01:28:48.939 --> 01:28:51.859
talking about hiring people that are good in

01:28:51.859 --> 01:28:54.279
areas where he has weaknesses. Analytics have

01:28:54.279 --> 01:28:56.779
played a huge role across the sports landscape

01:28:56.779 --> 01:28:59.779
over the last decade, maybe even two decades.

01:28:59.979 --> 01:29:01.779
I hate analytics. Basketball has changed dramatically

01:29:01.779 --> 01:29:04.960
just in the last five or six years. Yeah, because

01:29:04.960 --> 01:29:06.920
of your player, Stephen Curry, shooting all the

01:29:06.920 --> 01:29:17.130
three -pointers. Hoppy Hour. It's time for Hoppy

01:29:17.130 --> 01:29:24.489
in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour

01:29:24.489 --> 01:29:26.909
will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell

01:29:26.909 --> 01:29:31.789
before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell

01:29:31.789 --> 01:29:37.800
is poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was

01:29:37.800 --> 01:29:40.359
so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like

01:29:40.359 --> 01:29:42.800
listening to this next song, you can skip over

01:29:42.800 --> 01:29:45.439
it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride

01:29:45.439 --> 01:29:49.539
in his selection, so stick around, folks. Don't

01:29:49.539 --> 01:29:52.220
worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.

01:29:52.420 --> 01:30:04.079
Oh, yeah. Here's Crank That Mario. Load. I'm

01:30:04.079 --> 01:30:12.859
laughing at your mama. Now hit the Yoshi on em,

01:30:12.899 --> 01:30:16.520
hit the Yoshi on em, hit the Yoshi on em, hit

01:30:16.520 --> 01:30:19.859
the Yoshi on em Now Super Mario that ho, Super

01:30:19.859 --> 01:30:23.579
Mario that ho, Super Mario that ho, Super Mario

01:30:23.579 --> 01:30:54.270
that ho They vibin' to the song Them boys start

01:30:54.270 --> 01:30:57.890
actin' up Hit the Donkey Kong It roll so hard

01:30:57.890 --> 01:31:01.189
It's stuckin' up your penis Un -gain to your

01:31:01.189 --> 01:31:04.630
game Like Sega Genesis Bring it up to the sky

01:31:04.630 --> 01:31:08.590
Then bend low Gon' play with it Like Nintendo

01:31:08.590 --> 01:31:11.170
If a nigga really wanna get it I can show it

01:31:11.170 --> 01:31:43.989
to you here You stank in the club, I throw them

01:31:43.989 --> 01:31:46.750
balls, I be a Yoshi on them niggas Super Mario,

01:31:46.890 --> 01:31:50.289
that hoe, see me hittin' G5 Yellin' on my tippy

01:31:50.289 --> 01:31:52.829
toes, I'm in the club hittin' a Yoshi with a

01:31:52.829 --> 01:31:55.630
bop Fifty -ohs, I'm too strong on the beat, I

01:31:55.630 --> 01:31:58.350
can't calm in the song I play the club, in the

01:31:58.350 --> 01:32:01.050
club, niggas say that it's the funk On the bounce,

01:32:01.229 --> 01:32:03.630
on the toes, don't they hit the Yoshi? Hold on,

01:32:03.649 --> 01:32:05.649
where you going with all of that? Fifty -fifty

01:32:05.649 --> 01:32:08.630
Super Mario, I be a Yoshi on them niggas Super

01:32:08.630 --> 01:32:22.960
Mario, that hoe It's Super Mario that hoes, hit

01:32:22.960 --> 01:32:26.140
the ocean on em It's Super Mario that hoes, hit

01:32:26.140 --> 01:32:29.479
the ocean on em It's Super Mario that hoes, Super

01:32:29.479 --> 01:32:32.520
Mario that hoes, it's Super Mario that hoes It's

01:32:32.520 --> 01:32:35.859
time for y 'all niggas to know who the best is

01:32:35.859 --> 01:33:12.479
I am on every block, sorta like Tetris Let's

01:33:12.479 --> 01:34:12.399
do it. Super Mario! Yoshi! Let's go! Let's go!

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choked out, choked out We be gettin' choked out

01:37:35.060 --> 01:37:43.479
We be gettin' choked out We be gettin' choked

01:37:43.479 --> 01:37:45.319
out We be gettin' choked out We be gettin' choked

01:37:45.319 --> 01:37:46.260
out We be gettin' choked out We be gettin' choked

01:37:46.260 --> 01:37:46.899
out We be gettin' choked out We be gettin' choked

01:37:46.899 --> 01:37:46.899
out We be gettin' choked out We be gettin' choked

01:37:46.899 --> 01:37:47.079
out We be gettin' choked out We be gettin' choked

01:37:47.079 --> 01:37:47.199
out We be gettin' choked out We be gettin' choked

01:37:47.199 --> 01:37:47.560
out We be gettin' choked out We be gettin' choked

01:37:47.560 --> 01:37:48.060
out We be gettin' choked out We be gettin' choked

01:37:48.060 --> 01:37:51.159
out We be gettin' choked out We be gettin' choked

01:37:51.159 --> 01:38:04.039
out We be gettin' choked out We be gettin' choked

01:38:04.039 --> 01:38:30.100
out We be getting choked out, choked out, choked

01:38:30.100 --> 01:38:39.729
out, we be getting choked out. We be getting

01:38:39.729 --> 01:38:42.449
choked up, choked up, choked up We be getting

01:38:42.449 --> 01:38:45.850
choked up Don't be putting no chasers in my drink

01:38:45.850 --> 01:38:50.850
I want two hot liggas, pimp Smoke, drink, smoke,

01:38:51.090 --> 01:38:53.930
drink People stay, smoke, drink, smoke, drink

01:38:53.930 --> 01:38:57.430
People stay bent, all on the earth I don't incur,

01:38:57.810 --> 01:39:01.109
speech all slur Nothing in my cup, that shit

01:39:01.109 --> 01:39:03.890
is all girl Y 'all hiding, the motherfucker making

01:39:03.890 --> 01:39:07.109
up words Lookin' like men, I like them light

01:39:07.109 --> 01:39:15.579
skin together in my glass like they all best

01:39:15.579 --> 01:39:20.300
friends. I can't walk. I, I, I, I can't talk.

01:39:20.479 --> 01:39:23.359
Joking from the day to the dark. T for alpha

01:39:23.359 --> 01:39:26.199
square, but my goons don't pee. It's drinks on

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you, all eyes on me. And niggas with me drinking

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down. Henny mix with Remy Ma. Party going all

01:39:32.220 --> 01:39:34.500
night. When we kick it, kick it hard. Niggas,

01:39:34.500 --> 01:39:36.819
but they smoking. They be getting choked out.

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Mix it with some liquor, nigga. We be getting

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radio .com. I would hope you know how to spell

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radio. Or it's in my podcast section. So whenever

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in the podcast description, it's all of that.

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We're going to come back on Hoppy Hour and keep

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this party going and going. But let's hear from

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Hammerin' Hank, which you can hear the Hammerin'

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-N, Hank show, and check it out on his podcast

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feed. People with autism are often treated like

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they are different. Believe me, we are. Hi, this

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is Henry Oaks, but my buddies may have known

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me as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled as slow when

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I started school. Come to find out at the age

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of 12, The doctors decided I was autistic. Now

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at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's

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degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the

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San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.

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So yes, I am different. People of autism have

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no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,

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love, and learn to gain education and join the

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workforce. I did it, and so can anyone else of

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autism. So when you meet someone of autism, don't

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feel sorry for them. Work with them. Find out

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for yourself that autism isn't a disease, it's

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a condition. To find out more about autism, please

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visit AutismSpeaks .org. Autism Speaks. It's

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time to listen. 27, do it like that until I,

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I, I end up in money heaven They be thinkin'

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they be flamin' and torturin' them with the bullshit

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they handin' out Pull a twist and make a wish

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and blow the candles out Blow the candles out,

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blow the candles out Sagittarius, birthday, November

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27, do it like that until I, I, I end up in money

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heaven They be thinkin' they be flamin' and torturin'

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them with the bullshit they handin' out Pull

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a twist and make a wish and blow the candles

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out Pull an all -white Phantom out I'ma kill

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them with the pants and the shirt and the shoes

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and the hat with the shades and the chain and

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the watch is the reason I be standing now. That's

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where ice will spin that cake while I make the

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icing off the cake. It's Twister B -Day, y 'all.

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Come on, everybody, let's celebrate it with me.

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Do it like my birthday. Do it like my birthday.

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She gon' bring me macheta This just the beginning,

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it only gets better Just got my nails did, just

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got my hair done Just got this bad new Gucci

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bag matching Gucci pumps Shoes matching the belt,

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skirt matching the blouse Chain matching the

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ring, yeah, I'm doing my thing Y 'all got so

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many haters, why is so many hatin'? Sick like

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a mental patient, I floss like a dentist patient

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Just been testin' my patience, sick and workin'

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my neck I'm gettin' spendin' that money like

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a person to think I'm a hood star and I'm partying

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like a rock star. I do it like my birthday. Every

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day, I do it like my birthday. I do it, I do

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it, I do it like my birthday. You dig? That's

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what we say around here. Dropped out. Bling with

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the fresh gear. Keeping cocks, snakes, skin,

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buck, 50 hat. Candy painting, old school, rolling

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around on four flats. Hit the liquor store, mixed

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it with me with the drone. Rolling on the 94,

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looking for them sexy. I'm balling with Kelly

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because I'm a flirt. Call the VIP room. I do

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it like my birthday, I do it like it hurts Watchin'

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these bad bitches do it in the worst way I'm

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a winner, mama, I am in the first place Catch

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me on the dance floor, throwin' up my birthplace

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I'm a animal, I woke up on a Monday And subsequently,

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I ain't go to sleep till it was Thursday This

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is shot a Patron and blow a birthday Get up with

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a gym, take a home on the first day Burger King,

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mama, you can have it your way, or I Y 'all can

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do it her way. Hotel room, do not disturb way.

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That's how I'ma do it when I do it like my birthday.

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Tick -tock, tick -tock, tick -tock, tick -tock.

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Tick -tock, clock's a -jookin', playin' cruel

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pranks. Hoppy's hour almost done, feels like

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robbery in banks. Brian Hoppy on the mic, droppin'

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wisdom in streams. Syndicated sorrow, now it's

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time to shatter dreams. Oh, the Hoppy hour. Coming

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to a close. Radio waves fading like a wilting

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rose. Laughter and joy dissolving in the air.

01:48:34.579 --> 01:48:37.220
But we'll keep the rhythm. Oh, life's just so

01:48:37.220 --> 01:48:45.119
unfair. Oh, life's buzzing, but the laughter's

01:48:45.119 --> 01:48:47.979
growing dim. Ear drums mixing, happy like fingers

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without rings. VHX to FM, shoutouts hit the street.

01:48:51.399 --> 01:48:53.640
But soon the sound will vanish like shadows in

01:48:53.640 --> 01:48:56.800
the heat. Oh, the happy hour is coming to a close.

01:48:56.810 --> 01:49:00.369
Radio waves fading like a wilting rose Laughter

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and joy dissolving in the air But we'll keep

01:49:03.050 --> 01:49:11.810
the rhythm, oh life's just so unfair Phone lines

01:49:11.810 --> 01:49:14.590
buzzing but the laughter's growing dim Ear drums

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mixing hoppy like fingers without rings Gating

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checks to FM, shoutouts hit the street But soon

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the sound will vanish like shadows in the heat

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Oh the hoppy hour is coming to a close Radio

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waves Laughter and joy dissolving in the air

01:49:30.329 --> 01:49:33.029
But we'll keep the rhythm, oh life's just so

01:49:33.029 --> 01:49:45.369
unfair Oh life's just so unfair Doomed in every

01:49:45.369 --> 01:49:47.710
night like clockwork to a show Now it's time

01:49:47.710 --> 01:49:50.609
to face the silence like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy

01:49:50.609 --> 01:49:53.449
held the mic with humor so divine The void left

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in our hearts wider than a canyon line LINE Empty

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speakers silenced by the coming to an end Like

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a rollercoaster stopping round the river's bend

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Hoppy strokes and jabs ease our daily grind Now

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silence flowered and the thoughts we can't rewind

01:50:12.460 --> 01:50:16.920
The Hoppy Hour is coming to a close Radio waves

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fading like a wilted rose Laughter and joy dissolving

01:50:20.640 --> 01:50:23.420
in the air But we'll keep the rhythm Oh, life's

01:50:23.420 --> 01:50:43.460
just so unfair The Hoppy Hour Happy hour. It's

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time for happy in the morning. RyanHappyRadio

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.com And like that, he's gone. You probably had

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Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

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all I smell is poop. I'll kick you a little and

01:51:04.149 --> 01:51:08.989
we'll call it a day. Poppy hour is now over.

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Poppy hour is now over. This concludes our broadcast

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day. Good night, and God bless America. Doors

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closing.