It's Foam Party Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.16.26)

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. All right, let's see what we got here.

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Neon did not expect Alabama Barker to confirm

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their relationship. Okay. No one was really talking

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about Alabama Barker. So all of a sudden, Alabama

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Barker was like, oh, let me hang out with Neon.

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Me and Neon argue a lot. Yeah, because you're

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annoying. Because Neon thinks that... She's such

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a hot piece of ass, but you know she's using

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him. He can just do what he wants. Oh, yeah.

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Neon's annoying. He's starting to get on my nerves

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a little bit. She's talking smack about you.

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very wholesome. He thinks I told you the story

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about the girl I dated in Cleveland. I was banging

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other people. She's coming around because she

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needs attention, dude. We haven't talked about

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her in two weeks. No, I do because, you know,

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there's just some... You better be real with

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that. That's what I'm doing right now. Can I

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finish? Go. You see how she's a brat? There's

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just some shit, you know, that happens. She's

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got a... It's not like real argument. Yeah, it's

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not like I hate you. This is so scripted. I'm

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like, fuck you in the exact moment. This is not

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real. Neon's a toxic guy and he likes toxic women.

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The dog is dead. Like yesterday. Like if you

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ever see Neon texting on his phone on stream,

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it's probably me. You're pretty much admitting

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you're a brat. There you go. That's what you

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want to date, Neon? Not the cute UFC girl that

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wanted you? You want to date her? And then there's

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this. She's trying to get Neon off the couch

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and to take her on a proper date. Like going

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to Nobu. She's using you, bro! I get that she's

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an attractive woman. Come on, dog! Do you ever

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want to eat? What? What? He always does this

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thing. What? He's not aware of his... What? Huh?

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Huh? I'll go eat. You want to go eat? What do

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you mean? Do you ever want to do anything? What

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are you talking about? Like, um, like, different...

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Like, do you ever want to, like, go eat? Like,

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at, like, Nobu, or, like, go, like, have, like,

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a night at Nobu? She's using you! She's asking

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me to buy her things, dude! Yeah. Wow. You know

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what, Neon? Have fun with that. Let her use you.

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You're an idiot. What? How he does that? Stop

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it. Stop it right now. Today in bratty news.

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I knew I went too far. Talk about being slapped

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across the face. She fell off the train. Yeah,

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we all know that Tyra Banks is a brat. And slapped

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right back. It was very, very intense. Tyra Banks

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suing Netflix for defamation. Oh yeah, she can't

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handle the truth. Did everyone think she's the

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worst? You treated everybody badly. You thought

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you were above everybody. You're the worst. Over

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the streamer's explosive reality check, America's

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Next Top Model documentary that Tyra herself

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participated in. Oh, yeah. I don't know if she

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got a burp job or something. She's freaking hot.

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I think everyone knows that I love veggie women.

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Look at how I date it. Okay, I have to tell you

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something. I haven't really said much. But now

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it's time. The model who hosted the series. So

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pretty much she's suing them because they edited

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out the parts that made her look good. because

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the truth hurts. 22 seasons now accusing producers

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of manipulation. They only used 16 minutes of

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her three plus hours of... It's probably a bunch

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of blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. By the way,

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you really think you're going to beat a billion

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dollar company? The OG streaming service? You

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think you're going to beat them? interview footage

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to quote support a false and defamatory narrative

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unrelated to what she actually expressed i do

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wonder what the other two hours and 45 minutes

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of the was i think the public is really interested

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in models but you could have easily been a cheesy

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model reality show and that's what it was because

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you're a cheesy model that treats everybody badly

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I find her very attractive. Now, would I want

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her as a girlfriend? No. She would always bitch

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at me. But I still find her hot. Oh, yeah. You

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ready to get this party going? Because I was

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born already. Let's go. Thank you. FM DJs, your

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morning show prep begins now. aggressive and

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those are his good qualities a sick person with

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a powerful tool welcome to happy hours Door is

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closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom and you're

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listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy

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Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? Now, now,

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now, now. If I hit this button, boom, the whole

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program's gonna start. Okay, we'll hit it. All

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right. was so big. And now, something completely

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different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,

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Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.

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Let's all meditate. Today's soundbite! Nothing

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gets you ready for meditation. Like when you

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have actual meditation on. I know you start yelling.

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And your cat's on the bed looking at you like

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you're a maniac. Hello. I'm having a real stressful

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morning. Doing a lot of stuff at work. And in

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my personal life. So this meditation is more

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for me than for you. But I know we're all stressed

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out. So let's all take a breather. 8 -5 -6 -49

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-hoppy. I'm sorry. That's 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6

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-7 -7 -3. You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio.

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You can... RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. Every

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show, I try to put out good energy, but today

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is just not it, dog. But I'm here rocking you

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like a hurricane. Here. Here is Piper Raquel.

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Saying that clavicular almost hit her with a

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car. He's a yeah. Piper, you think he mugs? No,

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I don't think he mugs, but I think he... Man,

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we're in the idiocracy point where we're just

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saying like slang terms. Mugs! What does that

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mean? He knows what he's doing, and I think that

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everything he does is intentional. He doesn't

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get mugged when he's getting pegged. And I think

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that you got to give some credit to them. And

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honestly, he hits someone with his car. You know

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what? I don't. That is terrible. All right. So

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he hit Piper Ruckel with his car. He probably

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drives like a jackass, like going 50 miles per

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hour. Out of the parking lot. While on his phone.

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Speaking of that, last night I was on TikTok

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and they were filming some dude texting while

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driving. And they were filming him while driving.

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So you're doing the same thing. Here is a woman

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saying how husbands feel, how husbands love feeling

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appreciated about their wives, by their wives.

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Cannot play that because I have, there's copyright

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in the background, but we all love being appreciated

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by a hot ass woman. Here's a girl saying, if

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all men stop giving money today, it's going to

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be a $50 million homeless. Population of women.

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Hey, if all men stop giving money today, it's

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going to be about 50 million homeless bitches

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by Mother's Day. Now you kind of get a little

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bit of a tea or a little inside info of what

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my algorithm is. I doubt you. Friend star Lisa

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Kudrow gets deep with Bill Maher. And what she's

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about to say is something that Phoebe would totally

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say on Friends. I've been listening to physicists

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that are, you know, thinking about the stinky

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kitty or whatever that stupid line was from Friends.

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The difficult question of consciousness and deciding

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that what makes the most sense is it's consciousness

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is not in here. Not in the brain. It exists in

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a field. Obvious. If she wants to believe that,

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that's fine. But I am very black and white. I

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think you don't exist before you're born. And

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then after you're dead, it's like you were never

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there. I don't think there's anything interesting

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about life. Nothing. Here's a woman discussing

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why Cheat when you can leave. Why cheat when

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you could just leave? That's the question nobody

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seems to want to answer honestly. Because cheating

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is not a mistake. You don't accidentally build

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a secret life. Oh, yeah. Some secret vagina.

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You don't accidentally lie to someone's face

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for weeks, months, sometimes years. You make

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a choice every single day. You make a choice

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to deceive someone who trusted you completely.

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Someone who was... All right, hang on. Today

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is one of those shows. This is only for the 6

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a .m. hour of Fresno because I have the other

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hours set. So today is going to be one of those

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shows that you're not exactly going to send to

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a program director. But you are grateful that

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I am here. Hello woman describing why women say

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no to sex. I say this to people all the time.

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If you're not having sex with your significant

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other, you are just roommates. Here it is. Why

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women don't have sex with men. A lot of times

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for married couples, I will have to say, you

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need to have sex at least two or three times

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within this. A day. This week before I see you

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again. You got to blow each other. Because that's

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such a healthy thing that married couples in

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a healthy relationship need to be doing. Of course.

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Okay. Now, with that said, so I said that, so

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I'm saying that healthy sex life is huge and

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important for a marriage. It's huge and important.

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However, women may say no, but feel guilty or

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because they're being made to feel guilty like

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they're doing something wrong and not because

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you're mad at him or whatever. You are doing

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something wrong. You're not having sex with us.

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Like I say, if you're not having sex with your

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significant other. you're just all right ever

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those type no when things are but you're just

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not feeling well your energy is not there you

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know what there's my moments i didn't feel well

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i had some chipotle just was not feeling a very

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a sexy but you know what i did i still brought

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the ruckus I just asked the girl to be nice to

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me on top and not hurt myself. Could be some

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of those hormonal things that we're talking about.

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It always goes back to that. Excuses, excuses.

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Excuses. Mm -hmm. That's all it is. What do we

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got here? This is an interesting clip. Ray J

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told Adrian Browner and Dean that he one time

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hooked up with a trans woman on accident. Oh,

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I'm sure it was. Totally on accident. By the

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way, I have a friend who did not know that this

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girl he was with was born a man. And he went

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to put his hands in his hair bands and now he's

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a penis. Here's Ray J. So that was like the kinkiest

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shit you ever did. What's the kinky shit? I mean,

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I almost fucked, I almost fucked this trans girl.

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Hell yeah! Girl, how's it? I never asked you

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to have a video in Tampa. Oh. Because I got a

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lot of, like, I got a lot of trans friends, but

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I almost fucked one. Fuck one. But luckily. You

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mean almost gay? But luckily, I stuck my finger

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in her pussy, and then it felt like a little.

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What is that thing called? What? Catastrophe.

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Like the little shit that you can't have babies

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with. What? So her wall was like this. So then

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I got up out of it because I'm like, nah, I was

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fucking this bitch earlier. Her pussy was way

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deeper. All right, I'm uncomfortable. Mm -hmm.

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He just does not seem like the type of guy that,

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you know. You're on a date. Here is J -Lo saying

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she has divorce figured out. And this was on

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the Smart List podcast. I'm sure they totally

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gave her a fair interview and didn't kiss her

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ass. The point where it's all so puzzling and

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wrong. Where is that emergency alarm coming from

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in the background? It sounds like a fire hydrant.

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I'm so out of it. I can't talk. It sounds like

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a fire truck is what I meant. I have to sit there.

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And after my last divorce, I just sat there.

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And I was like, I canceled my tour. And I sat

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there. Yeah, you canceled your tour because no

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one was buying tickets, honey. Just like, you

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need to figure yourself out. What is going on

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with you? You're a sociopath. And it's never

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your fault. Forget about everybody else. There's

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nobody to blame here except yourself. Glad I

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took your five divorces to figure that out. in

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a certain way. There you go. Yeah, there's a

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moment where you think about like how when you

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go through a breakup, you're like, maybe it is

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a little bit my fault. Lily Phillips reacts to

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the viral clip of her crying after filming with

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100 men. A clip from that film. of you crying.

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I love watching these like older women that are

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classy in Britain interview her. After finishing

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having sex with all those men. I don't know if

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they all finished. Has been viewed millions of

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times on different platforms. Great. Can I? Why

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do you say great? Just because I'm an ugly crier.

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Alright, you're damaged. Nicki Minaj says she

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wants to change her lyrics because now she's

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found God. She's grifting. She doesn't care.

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Prosecutors want to subpoena Tiger Woods' medical

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records. And Rudy O'Donnell is not happy with

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the UFC and Trump. But this just in. She's never

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happy. I'm only going to look like this for so

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long and God willing so many times. So my belly

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will be out until further notice. Natasha Bure

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is clapping back at the critics. Yeah, if you

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got to clap back at the critics, they're in your

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head. That is just the honest truth. shortly

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after the daughter of candace cameron beret announced

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she was expecting her first baby with husband

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bradley stephen perry the 27 year old responds

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to the negative comments about her showing off

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her growing bump in a june 12 tick tock video

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let me just be the first to say i do not care

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i literally don't care no one you say you don't

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care yeah you made a video saying you don't care

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so you care but if you didn't care you want to

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make a video it's are that simple. Mm -hmm. You

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care enough because you're here telling us you

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don't care, which means you care. When I tell

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you I didn't know this was a thing until I have

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received countless DMs from grown women telling

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me I need to put my belly away, buy bigger shirts.

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Well, they're all losers. You're giving them

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power. They're probably sitting back at home

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loving that you're mad. Sending me the lengthiest

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stories about how when they were pregnant in

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their time, they didn't do that. Wow. Who cares

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about them? They're washed up. The best of prime.

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Hi, I know a lot of you have been wondering and

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asking me how I'm doing. Former Wheel of Fortune

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host Pat Sajak shares a hilarious update. He's

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totally out of Zempic. Date on what he's doing

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now in retirement. Pat rocks resort style wear

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in this video posted to X June 14th. And in the

00:19:03.049 --> 00:19:05.569
clip, the celeb strolls by the sea with a tropical

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breeze blowing in the air. That must be nice.

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However, Pat jokingly says, don't let the locale

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fool you. He's in a totally different place.

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Hi, I know a lot of you have been wondering.

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I miss him. He's so much better than Seagrass.

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How I'm doing, and I'm enjoying life. I moved

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here to Montana. That's Montana? That's not Montana.

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That's a joke. It's going just great. So I just

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want to say hello. Excuse me, I have some cattle

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to attend to. Here, boy. And it's showing a nice

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pool in the background. Hell yeah! No wonder

00:19:36.569 --> 00:19:38.730
your talk shows never made it. You're so funny.

00:19:42.690 --> 00:19:45.349
The Wheel of Fortune star famously decided to

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retire in 2024 after 41 years. What's going on

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with that? What's going on here? All right. I

00:19:55.890 --> 00:20:01.410
can't spend. I can't play this. See if I can

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skip over this because of the copyright. Sorry.

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Taylor Swift ended fan spec. Oh my God, I can't

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play it. The headline said they're spending a

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lot of money on their wedding. But today it's

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just like, I don't know. There's music in the

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copyright. For people listening for the first

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time, I cannot play videos that have music in

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the background. Especially Taylor. This headline

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caught me by surprise. Jelly Roll and Bunny XO

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have called it quits. Yeah, aren't you lost?

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Wait. You realize he's married to a sex worker.

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And I have nothing against sex workers. I don't.

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I give me a run. But he was married to one. And

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he's like, I'm skinny now. The singer and the

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dumb blonde podcast host. It's funny how they

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said that. They could have said the host of the

00:20:45.759 --> 00:20:48.599
dumb blonde podcast, but they just went with.

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Podcast hosts have broken up after nearly 10

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years of marriage. Yeah, you know, she has went

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through his ups and downs. No, he's too good

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for her. ...to court records obtained by TMZ.

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The outlet reports that Jelly, whose real name

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is Jason Bradley DeFord... I'd call myself Jelly

00:21:07.509 --> 00:21:09.730
Roll too if that was my name. ...filed for divorce

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in May in Tennessee. E! News has reached out

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to Jelly... They reached out for comment and

00:21:14.109 --> 00:21:18.250
didn't hear it back. Whatever. Guys! Jelly Roll!

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Tom Holland is finally admitting whether or not

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he and Zendaya got married. Months after Law

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Roach hinted that the couple had privately tied

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the knot, Tom officially confirms their wedding

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has indeed already happened. We already knew

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that. Now, was it cool of her hairdresser to

00:21:35.500 --> 00:21:40.319
announce it? Mm -hmm. Not at all. But, dude,

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it was just so awkward. I like saying that. How

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are you just kind of waiting around hoping no

00:21:45.200 --> 00:21:50.420
one would figure it out? Mm -hmm. It's a very,

00:21:50.500 --> 00:21:54.059
all weird story. Oh, is it ever? We knew you

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were married. While discussing the AI generated

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photos that circulated online, showing a fake

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ceremony between the Marvel stars in Lake Como,

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the actor reveals to Esquire that his grandmother

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worried she hadn't been invited to the wedding.

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That's gotta suck. And when asked if any other

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loved ones were tricked by the AI photos, Tom

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says, after a lengthy pause, no, because they

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were all there. Ah, so grandma didn't get the

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invite. I wonder what grandma did wrong. Sounds

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like grandma's kind of a pain. Ennis! Those are

00:22:30.839 --> 00:22:33.079
just great moments. They're just special moments

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with your family, and, you know, it's a great

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part of my life. Tom Brady and his ex, actress

00:22:37.640 --> 00:22:40.799
Bridget Moynihan, reuniting as their 18 -year

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-old son, Jack, graduates from high school. Oh,

00:22:44.299 --> 00:22:46.059
yeah, it's got to be hard for her. She's so much

00:22:46.059 --> 00:22:49.380
harder than Giselle, by the way. She's classier.

00:22:49.819 --> 00:22:53.900
She's so beautiful in blue bloods. But, of course,

00:22:53.960 --> 00:22:57.119
he throws Giselle over her. God, you're an idiot.

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Really important. The duo sharing this photo

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together from the weekend and a few others while

00:23:03.210 --> 00:23:05.410
celebrating Jack. It's crazy how much Jack looks

00:23:05.410 --> 00:23:09.269
like Tom. That's Milestone in New York. The seven

00:23:09.269 --> 00:23:11.509
-time Super Bowl champ calling it one of the

00:23:11.509 --> 00:23:14.990
proudest days of my life. Ah, that's good. It's

00:23:14.990 --> 00:23:18.490
time for David. I'll be back on my news. Yeah.

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Uh. Turn it up. Turn it up. Tell my story real

00:23:26.130 --> 00:23:29.809
quick. What? What up? They still first on the

00:23:29.809 --> 00:23:31.789
sheet. Been bending these corners. I've been

00:23:31.789 --> 00:23:33.670
running these streets. They scrolling for the

00:23:33.670 --> 00:23:36.069
cameras. I scrolling for the stats. Got trophies

00:23:36.069 --> 00:23:38.509
in my mind. They just posing for the flash. Everybody

00:23:38.509 --> 00:23:41.269
worship what the tabloids tell. But they don't

00:23:41.269 --> 00:23:43.630
see the work. They just buy that shell. I ain't

00:23:43.630 --> 00:23:45.960
hating on the hustle. I just hate that. Built

00:23:45.960 --> 00:23:48.920
on PR teams and a filtered past I ain't tryna

00:23:48.920 --> 00:23:51.980
be Beckham, that vibe tracks for me Old Brentville

00:23:51.980 --> 00:23:54.539
hollow just plastered to me They live for the

00:23:54.539 --> 00:23:57.440
gossip, I'm pacify David Beckham and his family,

00:23:57.539 --> 00:24:00.400
that's swag to me I ain't tryna be Beckham, that's

00:24:00.400 --> 00:24:03.859
last to me All press, no show, that's a casualty

00:24:03.859 --> 00:24:06.900
They pose, we grind, that's the gap you see David

00:24:06.900 --> 00:24:09.880
Beckham and his family, that's swag to me I came

00:24:09.880 --> 00:24:12.160
from the quiet where the lights don't reach Where

00:24:12.160 --> 00:24:14.079
dreams ain't sponsored, they just bleed each

00:24:14.079 --> 00:24:18.049
week I float on the beat They flexin' on the

00:24:18.049 --> 00:24:20.509
yacht, I'm investin' in the team I'd rather live

00:24:20.509 --> 00:24:23.150
my block than chase that fame They'd rather chase

00:24:23.150 --> 00:24:26.269
a lens than change that game If Icon me shallow,

00:24:26.329 --> 00:24:28.710
then keep that tag You can have that mirror,

00:24:28.869 --> 00:24:31.589
I'll keep my bag I ain't tryna be Beckham, that

00:24:31.589 --> 00:24:34.250
vibe treasure me Whole brain feel hollow, just

00:24:34.250 --> 00:24:37.250
blast it to me Dealing for the gossip, I'm past

00:24:37.250 --> 00:24:39.529
the feed David Beckham and his family, that's

00:24:39.529 --> 00:24:42.130
whack to me I ain't tryna be Beckham, that's

00:24:42.130 --> 00:24:45.640
last to me That's no soul, that's a casualty.

00:24:45.680 --> 00:24:48.660
They pose, we grind, that's a gap, you see. David

00:24:48.660 --> 00:24:51.140
Beckham and his family, that's swag to me. They

00:24:51.140 --> 00:24:54.200
can keep that stage, the fake rich energy. I

00:24:54.200 --> 00:24:57.720
just keep it real, that's a remedy. If they ask

00:24:57.720 --> 00:25:00.059
me who I never want to be, say David Beckham

00:25:00.059 --> 00:25:08.279
and his family on the beat. Let's see what's

00:25:08.279 --> 00:25:17.349
going on with the Beckham family. Brooklyn Beckham

00:25:17.349 --> 00:25:20.170
versus his famous family. You're probably wondering

00:25:20.170 --> 00:25:22.990
why I'm watching the FIFA World Cup 2026 from

00:25:22.990 --> 00:25:26.609
home. It's a long story. My eyes are a little

00:25:26.609 --> 00:25:28.829
passive aggressive. You're no different than

00:25:28.829 --> 00:25:32.930
your dad. That's Brooklyn in a new ad calling

00:25:32.930 --> 00:25:37.170
his situation complicated. Oh wow, so now you're

00:25:37.170 --> 00:25:41.109
exploiting it. Listen, I did not get along quite

00:25:41.109 --> 00:25:43.690
with my dad, but he died of cancer. Now I wish

00:25:43.690 --> 00:25:45.849
I could talk to him. Talk to your daddy, moron.

00:25:46.069 --> 00:25:48.250
Taking a swipe at his dad, soccer legend David,

00:25:48.430 --> 00:25:50.789
who was watching Friday's game with Tom Cruise.

00:25:51.029 --> 00:25:53.349
In the past, the Beckhams often watch World Cup

00:25:53.349 --> 00:25:55.769
matches together. The ad dropped this morning,

00:25:55.849 --> 00:25:58.309
three days after Brooklyn was notably absent

00:25:58.309 --> 00:26:01.109
from David's Walk of Fame ceremony. Yeah, David

00:26:01.109 --> 00:26:03.250
just seems like an absolute douche. And a lot

00:26:03.250 --> 00:26:05.730
of his fans don't want to think about it, but

00:26:05.730 --> 00:26:34.420
he doesn't care about you. He's an idiot. He's

00:26:34.420 --> 00:26:36.940
on the mic, call it verbal demolition. Exposing

00:26:36.940 --> 00:26:39.680
fake lives, media's worst addiction. Idiocracy

00:26:39.680 --> 00:26:42.099
crowned, it's the brain on snooze. Clickbait

00:26:42.099 --> 00:26:44.759
queens, welcome to Kardashian News. Kardashian

00:26:44.759 --> 00:26:47.500
News. Where the truth gets aired. Hoppy breaking

00:26:47.500 --> 00:26:49.819
down the hype, y 'all beware. Fake smells, fake

00:26:49.819 --> 00:26:52.440
lies. Fake lies, fake drama, they choose. No

00:26:52.440 --> 00:26:55.460
talent required, it's Kardashian News. Kardashian

00:26:55.460 --> 00:26:57.559
News. Where the truth gets aired. Wolf gets head,

00:26:57.700 --> 00:26:59.740
Hoppy breakin' down the hype, y 'all beware Fake

00:26:59.740 --> 00:27:02.420
smells, fake lives, fake lives, fake drama they

00:27:02.420 --> 00:27:05.420
choose No talent required, it's Kardashian news

00:27:05.420 --> 00:27:08.299
Diamond -studded lies sellin' dreams to the broke

00:27:08.299 --> 00:27:11.660
Gold -plated nothin', society inside jokes Hoppy

00:27:11.660 --> 00:27:14.640
ain't scared, Manny roastin' em raw Netbo -babies

00:27:14.640 --> 00:27:17.180
flexin' like they rewrote the law Searchin' through

00:27:17.180 --> 00:27:19.680
the movies, everywhere we flight Hip -hop is

00:27:19.680 --> 00:27:22.940
being exposed under studio lights Instagram filters,

00:27:23.119 --> 00:27:25.720
they mask the truth Hoppy's here to school em

00:27:26.000 --> 00:27:28.299
Welcome to the booth, yeah. Hoppy's got no leash,

00:27:28.319 --> 00:27:30.900
got no leash, no chain. Speaking what he feels,

00:27:31.019 --> 00:27:34.160
never playing the game. No Kardashian can spin

00:27:34.160 --> 00:27:38.460
his name. On this mic, he reigns. Untamed. Kardashian

00:27:38.460 --> 00:27:40.839
news. Where the truth gets aired. Hoppy breaking

00:27:40.839 --> 00:27:43.180
down the hype, y 'all beware. Fake smile, fake

00:27:43.180 --> 00:27:45.779
lies. Fake lies, fake drama, they choose. No

00:27:45.779 --> 00:27:48.819
talent required, it's Kardashian news. Kardashian

00:27:48.819 --> 00:27:51.200
news. Shown it up, it's Hoppy, yeah, what's up?

00:27:52.200 --> 00:27:55.519
Hoppy speaks what's on his mind. Shown it up.

00:27:55.559 --> 00:28:04.319
All right. Oh, no. We got this right here. Kim

00:28:04.319 --> 00:28:07.099
Kardashian celebrates Northwest's 13th birthday

00:28:07.099 --> 00:28:10.559
with... This made me feel real. Kim Kardashian

00:28:10.559 --> 00:28:14.619
has a teenager. And she dresses like she's 18.

00:28:14.779 --> 00:28:17.740
It's off -putting. Rare throwback photos of the

00:28:17.740 --> 00:28:20.759
teen. Kim and Ye's eldest child may be a teenager,

00:28:21.019 --> 00:28:23.359
but she'll always be her mama's little girl.

00:28:23.599 --> 00:28:26.190
That's cute. I don't really know what to say

00:28:26.190 --> 00:28:28.390
about the kids. I try to leave them out of it.

00:28:28.509 --> 00:28:31.710
Mm -hmm. So now we're going to do Hoppies. Oh,

00:28:31.710 --> 00:28:39.589
oops. Oh. Yo. Brian Hoppy on the mic. Breaking

00:28:39.589 --> 00:28:42.869
down the scenes. NBA drama. Living out the dreams.

00:28:43.170 --> 00:28:46.130
Fetch wives wild. Stories about the queens. Dropping

00:28:46.130 --> 00:28:49.329
knowledge bombs all in on the skis. Hoppy's moves,

00:28:49.390 --> 00:28:52.230
man. He knows it all. Screw sandals to the core.

00:28:52.289 --> 00:29:12.700
Rise and fall. So supposedly Trevor Ariza went

00:29:12.700 --> 00:29:15.880
from making a million a year to about 48 ,000

00:29:15.880 --> 00:29:20.029
a year. So you got to save your money. And Dwight

00:29:20.029 --> 00:29:22.490
Howard says his ex -baby mama trapped him into

00:29:22.490 --> 00:29:26.109
thinking that she can't have kids. Yeah, she'll

00:29:26.109 --> 00:29:28.470
be a lawsuit or whatever. If you're lying to

00:29:28.470 --> 00:29:33.069
him about that, you totally want kids. I don't.

00:29:33.069 --> 00:29:37.109
Respect that. I don't respect when women do that.

00:29:38.230 --> 00:29:40.970
But awesome. You gotta be in a pull -out gang.

00:29:41.390 --> 00:29:45.990
Which you always gotta do. Can't be trusting

00:29:45.990 --> 00:29:50.990
it. A girl can forget to take the piss. I've

00:29:50.990 --> 00:29:55.190
almost had pregnancy scares. So I've been there.

00:29:55.609 --> 00:29:59.990
And I've done that. No pun intended. Oh, you

00:29:59.990 --> 00:30:06.789
gotta be careful, dude. Trust your head sticks.

00:30:07.630 --> 00:30:09.430
It's like that line from the video game Star

00:30:09.430 --> 00:30:12.529
Fox. I remember. Never give up. Trust your head

00:30:12.529 --> 00:30:15.150
sticks. That's how it gotta be when you're dating.

00:30:21.280 --> 00:30:24.599
So a bunch of Knicks fans started destroying

00:30:24.599 --> 00:30:28.380
this guy's taxi in French Montana. Wants to help

00:30:28.380 --> 00:30:31.359
the guy make money. That's a very nice thing.

00:30:34.559 --> 00:30:38.559
Tiago Splatter is now the head coach of the Bulls.

00:30:38.559 --> 00:30:40.819
And here is his speech after the season ended

00:30:40.819 --> 00:30:43.039
for the Trailblazers. Which I think this hire

00:30:43.039 --> 00:30:46.859
is very great. He took a team that literally...

00:30:47.549 --> 00:30:49.809
Should not have made the playoffs. They actually

00:30:49.809 --> 00:30:51.970
were better without Chauncey Billups. They got

00:30:51.970 --> 00:30:56.130
caught hanging out with the mafia. There it is

00:30:56.130 --> 00:31:05.009
right here. Guys, my English repertoire is not

00:31:05.009 --> 00:31:10.869
great enough to express the season that we've

00:31:10.869 --> 00:31:17.240
entered. Super proud of you guys. Yeah, he's

00:31:17.240 --> 00:31:20.180
proud of him. Here's Dave Portnoy saying, how

00:31:20.180 --> 00:31:22.079
can you not like Brunson, but hey, but you can

00:31:22.079 --> 00:31:24.119
still hate the Knicks fans? I'll tell you, Brunson,

00:31:24.180 --> 00:31:28.400
you get guys and they win championships where...

00:31:29.210 --> 00:31:32.589
It's the only sport, basketball, where good offense

00:31:32.589 --> 00:31:35.509
beats good defense. Great offense beats great

00:31:35.509 --> 00:31:38.750
defense. If you have a guy who can do what he

00:31:38.750 --> 00:31:41.549
can do, you're very tough to beat. I love when

00:31:41.549 --> 00:31:43.769
a Boston fan tries to say that the other fans

00:31:43.769 --> 00:31:46.470
are not good. Shut up! So there's nothing flukish

00:31:46.470 --> 00:31:49.309
about it. And my hat's off to the Knicks players.

00:31:50.400 --> 00:31:52.759
Who are a very likable team. I mean, how can

00:31:52.759 --> 00:31:56.079
you not like Brunson? He's small. Everyone doubted

00:31:56.079 --> 00:31:59.059
him. He gave back money to create a team. He

00:31:59.059 --> 00:32:02.720
doesn't talk trash. He's not a me guy. He's with

00:32:02.720 --> 00:32:06.220
these Villanova guys. They're a supremely likable

00:32:06.220 --> 00:32:11.960
team. Their fans are jerks. Their fans is everything

00:32:11.960 --> 00:32:15.779
that makes people hate New York. They riot and

00:32:15.779 --> 00:32:17.880
they burn down. Yeah, so they burn down the city.

00:32:19.690 --> 00:32:22.470
Here is Gilbert Arenas telling Vlad TV he spent

00:32:22.470 --> 00:32:26.950
his $845 ,000 rookie salary before he even played

00:32:26.950 --> 00:32:28.890
an NBA game. I guess your rookie contract was

00:32:28.890 --> 00:32:32.190
$845 ,000. Oh, is that much? Oh, shit. That's

00:32:32.190 --> 00:32:34.009
what I heard. Is that true? I don't remember.

00:32:34.230 --> 00:32:36.329
You don't remember? I spent that before the draft.

00:32:37.309 --> 00:32:41.690
He was famously known for having a huge... Little,

00:32:41.750 --> 00:32:44.589
it was almost like an aquarium in his basement.

00:32:46.529 --> 00:32:50.009
Like you think you're gonna go top 10. Like shit,

00:32:50.130 --> 00:32:53.529
I'm thinking millions. So I bought an Escalade,

00:32:53.549 --> 00:32:56.470
had five TVs in it. Hell yeah, that was like

00:32:56.470 --> 00:32:58.970
in that Pip Marauder. We had to have nice things.

00:32:59.690 --> 00:33:02.549
Or 12s, had the suede. I seen Gary Payne with

00:33:02.549 --> 00:33:05.710
suede on the top. I want the suede roof. There

00:33:05.710 --> 00:33:11.349
you go, so there's that. That James Dolan. honor

00:33:11.349 --> 00:33:13.170
of the Knicks. I told the Knicks to not have

00:33:13.170 --> 00:33:16.170
sex for 10 weeks. Because that would help them

00:33:16.170 --> 00:33:22.670
win a championship. Here is the sacrifice. I

00:33:22.670 --> 00:33:25.970
had this idea that maybe you should give up sex

00:33:25.970 --> 00:33:29.230
for the next 10 weeks. You don't have to give

00:33:29.230 --> 00:33:32.369
up sex for the next 10 weeks. You know he doesn't.

00:33:32.829 --> 00:33:38.269
What? I got an Asian hooker. Watch it. The um.

00:33:41.289 --> 00:33:44.430
You know what Spartans are? They denied themselves

00:33:44.430 --> 00:33:49.250
so that they could have an edge. Get the edge.

00:33:49.650 --> 00:33:53.789
There is something to it. Go home. Talk to your

00:33:53.789 --> 00:33:55.950
wives. Tell them. Don't tell them you're not

00:33:55.950 --> 00:33:57.450
going to have sex. Don't tell them it was my

00:33:57.450 --> 00:34:00.509
idea. But let them know what this is going to

00:34:00.509 --> 00:34:03.230
be like. So there's that. And then here's McKell

00:34:03.230 --> 00:34:07.980
Bridges drunk on Instagram discussing it. He

00:34:07.980 --> 00:34:11.199
brought niggas in say 10 weeks. Don't have no

00:34:11.199 --> 00:34:15.139
sex. Lock in. Yeah. He was a savage. Yeah. Yeah.

00:34:17.059 --> 00:34:19.239
Here's Mike Brown describing what a winner is

00:34:19.239 --> 00:34:21.760
like after being fired 90 million times. Even

00:34:21.760 --> 00:34:24.179
if you don't have the quote unquote ultimate

00:34:24.179 --> 00:34:27.539
success that you think you deserve, if you get

00:34:27.539 --> 00:34:30.320
knocked down in life and I've been there and

00:34:30.320 --> 00:34:34.659
get back up and keep fighting, that's a, that's

00:34:34.659 --> 00:34:38.849
a fricking win. There you go. Uh, Here's Carl

00:34:38.849 --> 00:34:42.289
Anthony Towns talking about his fiance on Good

00:34:42.289 --> 00:34:44.909
Morning America. Jordan, your fiance, I think

00:34:44.909 --> 00:34:47.349
I saw her because I saw the bag. I absolutely

00:34:47.349 --> 00:34:50.449
saw the special bag. Oh, there you are. She's

00:34:50.449 --> 00:34:54.409
so freaking hot. Yes. Always bringing that special

00:34:54.409 --> 00:34:57.789
bag. That bag is undoubtedly probably one of

00:34:57.789 --> 00:34:59.769
the greatest articles of clothing that New York

00:34:59.769 --> 00:35:03.829
has ever seen. He's wearing shades because he's

00:35:03.829 --> 00:35:06.030
probably stoned. He looked at OG. He was high

00:35:06.030 --> 00:35:12.369
as hell. Thank you, Jordan. Yeah. So there, they're

00:35:12.369 --> 00:35:16.789
talking about the clown. Trayvon says Jalen Brunson

00:35:16.789 --> 00:35:19.250
will forever own Wemby. Look your killer in the

00:35:19.250 --> 00:35:25.710
face. Look your killer in the face. You got to

00:35:25.710 --> 00:35:28.739
look them in their face. By the way, if you leave

00:35:28.739 --> 00:35:30.539
the court and you... This moron did the same

00:35:30.539 --> 00:35:33.000
things against the Cavs. Shut up! Look me in

00:35:33.000 --> 00:35:35.039
my face and I just beat you? I actually know

00:35:35.039 --> 00:35:37.820
that I own you forever. Because you couldn't

00:35:37.820 --> 00:35:41.519
even look me in the face. And so to see them

00:35:41.519 --> 00:35:45.800
walk off the court, it was disheartening. Yeah,

00:35:45.840 --> 00:35:52.320
it was. It sucked. Here's Rick Brunson and Jalen

00:35:52.320 --> 00:35:54.300
Brunson after the game busting each other's balls

00:35:54.300 --> 00:35:57.190
about him. about Jalen not getting him a birthday

00:35:57.190 --> 00:35:59.170
gift yet? It was definitely more emotional than

00:35:59.170 --> 00:36:03.369
I thought it was going to be right away. Once

00:36:03.369 --> 00:36:05.650
I got on stage and everything, it kind of started

00:36:05.650 --> 00:36:10.429
to settle. But, man, it was everything I dreamed

00:36:10.429 --> 00:36:13.969
of. Seriously. You had that look in your eye

00:36:13.969 --> 00:36:16.510
and in the game. You had that look like you woke

00:36:16.510 --> 00:36:18.309
up this morning like, I'm going to get mine.

00:36:18.670 --> 00:36:20.929
I'm leading this team to a championship. I'm

00:36:20.929 --> 00:36:23.550
not passing the ball. I'm getting 30, 40 points.

00:36:23.630 --> 00:36:26.079
Is that the right assessment? I woke up this

00:36:26.079 --> 00:36:29.500
morning just not wanting to go home and play

00:36:29.500 --> 00:36:31.440
another game. Hey, man, you won the championship.

00:36:31.619 --> 00:36:34.079
I'm letting you know. Hey, hey. Come on now.

00:36:34.159 --> 00:36:36.340
Hey, I was going. I've seen that look before.

00:36:36.500 --> 00:36:39.159
D -Wade, Kobe. Like, I've seen this type of game

00:36:39.159 --> 00:36:40.860
before. I was not going home and playing another

00:36:40.860 --> 00:36:43.480
game. That was my mindset. I think he woke up.

00:36:43.500 --> 00:36:44.820
He didn't want to buy me a birthday gift. My

00:36:44.820 --> 00:36:49.010
birthday's tomorrow. It's all about Rick! I bought

00:36:49.010 --> 00:36:51.030
him a birthday gift. He doesn't know what consent

00:36:51.030 --> 00:36:53.110
means. No, I bought him a birthday gift. That's

00:36:53.110 --> 00:36:57.429
a hell of a gift. Yeah. A gift too? No. You should

00:36:57.429 --> 00:37:02.190
be lucky you're employed. Here is, they did a

00:37:02.190 --> 00:37:05.969
toast at some after party and Jalen didn't say

00:37:05.969 --> 00:37:07.650
it. I think it was Josh Hart in the background,

00:37:07.730 --> 00:37:16.719
but they said F. Wemby. And they all cheered

00:37:16.719 --> 00:37:21.079
to F -Wemby. I love that. And speaking of the

00:37:21.079 --> 00:37:23.699
F -word, here's Mikel Bridges about F those picks.

00:37:24.650 --> 00:37:28.329
Ian? Ian Begley, SMY. I saw you coming off and

00:37:28.329 --> 00:37:31.730
some fans were talking about the pics and using

00:37:31.730 --> 00:37:34.989
expletives. I'm just wondering, what are that?

00:37:35.050 --> 00:37:37.909
Using expletives. I'm a sports reporter nerd.

00:37:38.230 --> 00:37:41.510
I'm mean to you and also just through... They're

00:37:41.510 --> 00:37:42.730
looking at me. What are you talking about, Dan?

00:37:42.889 --> 00:37:47.289
The last two years of, like, criticism, ups and

00:37:47.289 --> 00:37:49.030
downs. I mean, how does it feel to be here for

00:37:49.030 --> 00:37:53.869
you? Ha ha ha ha! You talking about fuck them

00:37:53.869 --> 00:38:00.429
picks? Yes, sir. Fuck them. Look what we got.

00:38:00.690 --> 00:38:07.809
2 -5. Just very grateful. Fuck them picks. Yeah.

00:38:08.230 --> 00:38:15.349
There you go. Oh, well. That's it. Here's a guy

00:38:15.349 --> 00:38:17.550
saying Wembley will never win a championship.

00:38:17.550 --> 00:38:19.730
I do think the Thunder are going to be a lot

00:38:19.730 --> 00:38:23.480
better next year. Wimbinyama proved that this

00:38:23.480 --> 00:38:26.519
was the closest he'll ever be to winning a championship.

00:38:26.940 --> 00:38:30.159
Victor Wimbinyama doesn't have the clutch gene.

00:38:30.400 --> 00:38:32.840
At the end of the day, he's just another guy

00:38:32.840 --> 00:38:36.659
who's tall. He gets nervous. He gets shy like

00:38:36.659 --> 00:38:39.840
everybody else on the basketball court. If Victor

00:38:39.840 --> 00:38:43.440
Wimbinyama blew one double digit lead. I would

00:38:43.440 --> 00:38:45.840
forgive him and say it was just circumstance.

00:38:46.340 --> 00:38:49.260
But Victor Wimbinyama blows leads at home. He

00:38:49.260 --> 00:38:51.579
blows leads in New York. He'll throw the ball

00:38:51.579 --> 00:38:53.739
away at the end of the game. He'll miss a game

00:38:53.739 --> 00:38:56.619
-winning shot. Victor Wimbinyama does nothing

00:38:56.619 --> 00:38:59.340
right. Here's Draymond talking about the NBA

00:38:59.340 --> 00:39:02.199
Finals. I personally think making it to the NBA

00:39:02.199 --> 00:39:04.699
Finals is one of the worst seasons you can have.

00:39:04.920 --> 00:39:07.840
Going to the NBA Finals and winning an NBA championship,

00:39:08.099 --> 00:39:11.500
those two things are so far apart. There you

00:39:11.500 --> 00:39:13.920
go. You can get to the NBA finals and not be

00:39:13.920 --> 00:39:16.159
close to winning an NBA championship. That's

00:39:16.159 --> 00:39:18.730
a good point. And I know that may sound hard

00:39:18.730 --> 00:39:21.389
for people to believe, but those that have won

00:39:21.389 --> 00:39:23.550
championships would definitely understand what

00:39:23.550 --> 00:39:26.170
I'm saying. Those that have been there and didn't

00:39:26.170 --> 00:39:29.130
quite win. I love how they used the footage while

00:39:29.130 --> 00:39:31.869
he's talking of LeBron mad at J .R. Smith for

00:39:31.869 --> 00:39:34.570
dribbling out the clock. Definitely understand

00:39:34.570 --> 00:39:37.489
what I'm saying. NBA Finals look like you closed

00:39:37.489 --> 00:39:40.210
because you lost in the actual NBA Finals. Every

00:39:40.210 --> 00:39:43.550
now and then you have that 2016 Warriors vs.

00:39:43.670 --> 00:39:46.429
Cavs, down to the wire, takes Kyrie Irving in.

00:39:46.510 --> 00:39:49.429
Get a crazy shot. Hell yeah! He's ballin' up!

00:39:53.130 --> 00:39:55.429
Brian, they get a crazy block. But like sometimes

00:39:55.429 --> 00:39:58.190
you see teams like losing the NBA Finals 4 -2.

00:39:58.349 --> 00:40:00.250
They could've won two games in the NBA Finals

00:40:00.250 --> 00:40:03.349
and really not been close. That's true. Here

00:40:03.349 --> 00:40:06.710
is Patrick Ewing, who I'm so happy for, talking

00:40:06.710 --> 00:40:09.670
about how he had tears of joy instead of tears

00:40:09.670 --> 00:40:12.409
of sadness in 99. Does it feel like it's a long

00:40:12.409 --> 00:40:14.719
time coming? It has been a long time coming.

00:40:14.780 --> 00:40:18.539
The last time we were here in 99, I had tears

00:40:18.539 --> 00:40:23.159
of sorrow. Today, I have tears of joy. You know,

00:40:23.159 --> 00:40:27.000
it's a dream come true. We have had this goal.

00:40:27.139 --> 00:40:29.820
I mean, you know, myself as a player, myself

00:40:29.820 --> 00:40:33.550
as... the organization we've had the dream of

00:40:33.550 --> 00:40:36.309
getting to this point and winning the championship

00:40:36.309 --> 00:40:38.789
and we finally achieved it. The last time we

00:40:38.789 --> 00:40:41.230
was here, Tim and David was having a party against

00:40:41.230 --> 00:40:45.090
us, but tonight it's ours. Speaking of 99, I

00:40:45.090 --> 00:40:47.309
know it's not quite the same, but does this at

00:40:47.309 --> 00:40:50.789
least a little bit make up? It definitely makes

00:40:50.789 --> 00:40:58.250
up for it. They got us back then and we're able

00:40:58.250 --> 00:41:00.420
to get them now. When you look at this series,

00:41:00.500 --> 00:41:02.699
Patrick, I think throughout the playoffs, especially,

00:41:02.800 --> 00:41:04.519
frankly, a lot of us here in San Antonio thought,

00:41:04.599 --> 00:41:06.300
whoever wins the West is going to win the NBA

00:41:06.300 --> 00:41:09.440
title. But what the Knicks did on this run, just

00:41:09.440 --> 00:41:11.780
magical, and I don't know if team of destiny

00:41:11.780 --> 00:41:15.900
is kind of too, you know, flaky, too cliche -ish,

00:41:15.900 --> 00:41:18.159
but your thoughts here on what this team was

00:41:18.159 --> 00:41:20.159
able to pull. I'm going to let y 'all call it

00:41:20.159 --> 00:41:21.659
whatever y 'all want to call it. I just think

00:41:21.659 --> 00:41:23.940
that the guys did what they needed to do. Hell

00:41:23.940 --> 00:41:25.539
yeah, I love how this... Sports reporters make

00:41:25.539 --> 00:41:27.699
such a big thing out of it. And then the players

00:41:27.699 --> 00:41:30.539
are like, no, it's just we were playing basketball.

00:41:31.460 --> 00:41:34.579
The sports reporters make a little bit too much

00:41:34.579 --> 00:41:38.039
out of it. But that is just my opinion. And that

00:41:38.039 --> 00:41:42.260
is what I spew here. I say my opinion. Because

00:41:42.260 --> 00:41:44.280
I believe in it. Let's see what's going on on

00:41:44.280 --> 00:41:46.179
YouTube when it comes to the NBA. What's going

00:41:46.179 --> 00:41:48.889
on here? We start with breaking news from the

00:41:48.889 --> 00:41:52.230
Cavaliers tonight. Star guard James Harden arrested

00:41:52.230 --> 00:41:55.710
after an early incident this morning in Texas.

00:41:55.969 --> 00:41:57.070
We're going to get right over... I don't know

00:41:57.070 --> 00:42:00.070
what the hell he was thinking here. But he never

00:42:00.070 --> 00:42:02.829
thinks. Over to Chris Rinkle with more information.

00:42:02.829 --> 00:42:05.269
Why not Chris Rinkle? Not good news for a guy

00:42:05.269 --> 00:42:07.409
who's looking for a new deal. What do we know

00:42:07.409 --> 00:42:09.750
at this time? Yeah, this is not the James Harden

00:42:09.750 --> 00:42:13.070
news we thought. Well, let's be honest. If him

00:42:13.070 --> 00:42:15.190
having a gun stops him from getting a deal, they

00:42:15.190 --> 00:42:21.530
never wanted him. Right here. You know what I

00:42:21.530 --> 00:42:23.349
mean? Certainly not the start to the offseason

00:42:23.349 --> 00:42:25.969
the Cavaliers envisioned with the all -star point

00:42:25.969 --> 00:42:28.690
guard. But here we are. This morning, James Harden

00:42:28.690 --> 00:42:31.849
arrested in Houston for misdemeanor unlawful

00:42:31.849 --> 00:42:34.110
carrying of a weapon. According to Harris County

00:42:34.110 --> 00:42:36.630
Court documents, he was taken into custody around

00:42:36.630 --> 00:42:40.030
3 .41 this morning, released on bond around 7

00:42:40.030 --> 00:42:45.610
o 'clock. Kill James Harden. This all stems from

00:42:45.610 --> 00:42:48.530
when a handgun unholstered was observed on a

00:42:48.530 --> 00:42:51.230
car seat, the passenger seat of a car that James

00:42:51.230 --> 00:42:55.170
Harden owned. He's rotting dirty. It was unregistered.

00:42:55.170 --> 00:42:57.409
Yeah, so that's going to get you in trouble every

00:42:57.409 --> 00:43:01.639
time, especially in Texas. All right, so breaking

00:43:01.639 --> 00:43:04.739
Chicago Bulls news right now. ESPN is reporting

00:43:04.739 --> 00:43:08.019
that the team is finalizing the hire of Portland

00:43:08.019 --> 00:43:11.340
Trailblazers interim coach Tiago Splitter as

00:43:11.340 --> 00:43:14.699
its new head coach. Splitter would succeed Billy

00:43:14.699 --> 00:43:16.940
Donovan during his brief time. Yeah, Billy was

00:43:16.940 --> 00:43:19.739
on way too long. And with the Trailblazers, Splitter

00:43:19.739 --> 00:43:23.000
helped end the team's playoff drought. This is

00:43:23.000 --> 00:43:24.860
what I'm excited about. He took a bad team and

00:43:24.860 --> 00:43:27.320
made something out of it. All right, it is a

00:43:27.320 --> 00:43:33.239
time for a Tampa. Uh -huh. All right. I know.

00:43:33.480 --> 00:44:16.269
Uh -huh. Ryan Hop on the mic spittin' fire again.

00:44:16.650 --> 00:44:19.590
National waves and the city's a sprintin'. Walkin'

00:44:19.630 --> 00:44:21.909
headlines, man, you can't resist. Every scoop

00:44:21.909 --> 00:44:24.670
hittin' harder than a clenched fist. Tampa Bay

00:44:24.670 --> 00:44:27.989
News keep makin' it spin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

00:44:28.110 --> 00:44:31.110
yeah. Turn it up loud, let's get in the mix.

00:44:31.130 --> 00:44:33.530
From St. Pete to the world, we bringin' the fix.

00:44:33.829 --> 00:44:37.989
Bringin' the fix. Bringin' the fix. Bringin'

00:44:37.989 --> 00:44:40.449
the fix. All right, I know. Let's see what we

00:44:40.449 --> 00:44:44.199
got right here. Ah, jeez. Take a look at what

00:44:44.199 --> 00:44:46.980
troopers say they found in the front seat of

00:44:46.980 --> 00:44:49.199
a drunk driver's car. Troopers pulled over a

00:44:49.199 --> 00:44:52.179
driver going more than 90 miles per hour on -

00:44:52.179 --> 00:44:55.480
What an idiot. On I -75 in Wesley Chapel last

00:44:55.480 --> 00:44:57.119
night and in the front - Oh, let's get arrested

00:44:57.119 --> 00:45:00.119
tonight. Passenger's seat. They say this is what

00:45:00.119 --> 00:45:03.750
they found. 34 open cans of White Claw. That's

00:45:03.750 --> 00:45:05.369
the most embarrassing part. Not getting pulled

00:45:05.369 --> 00:45:08.429
over. Not having alcohol on the car. It being

00:45:08.429 --> 00:45:11.130
a White Claw. According to troopers, Connor Parody

00:45:11.130 --> 00:45:15.329
was also visibly heavily intoxicated. Ah, he

00:45:15.329 --> 00:45:19.900
needs help. Of what's going on here. Getting

00:45:19.900 --> 00:45:22.039
you started with controversy surrounding upcoming

00:45:22.039 --> 00:45:24.780
concerts by Kanye West in Tampa. Because just

00:45:24.780 --> 00:45:27.659
moments ago, Senators Rick Scott and Ashley Moody

00:45:27.659 --> 00:45:30.139
joining Jewish and state leaders speaking out

00:45:30.139 --> 00:45:33.139
against West. Demanding taxpayer money not be

00:45:33.139 --> 00:45:36.219
used to support those concerts. Alright, what

00:45:36.219 --> 00:45:38.280
a waste of time. We have sex trafficking in Florida.

00:45:38.360 --> 00:45:40.400
But hey, this guy that's a piece of garbage that's

00:45:40.400 --> 00:45:43.619
giving the money locally for the economy. This

00:45:43.619 --> 00:45:46.199
news made me sad. A long -time restaurant in

00:45:46.199 --> 00:45:47.739
Clearwater is going to be shutting its doors

00:45:47.739 --> 00:45:50.420
for good. Quaker Steak and Lube has been around

00:45:50.420 --> 00:45:52.820
for decades. Clearwater Restaurant says it's

00:45:52.820 --> 00:45:57.940
going to close July 5th. Yeah. I used to go there

00:45:57.940 --> 00:46:01.139
with Drew Garano. It sucks! It's a sign of the

00:46:01.139 --> 00:46:03.880
economy! A message posted on Facebook. Management

00:46:03.880 --> 00:46:07.480
says that it thanks the community for years of

00:46:07.480 --> 00:46:10.019
support. Daily events are going to continue through

00:46:10.019 --> 00:46:13.500
the 5th. Alright, so there's that. Let me text

00:46:13.500 --> 00:46:26.360
Drew right now. Did you see this news? Drew Garabo.

00:46:27.280 --> 00:46:31.159
Drew Raymond Garabo. All right, I just texted

00:46:31.159 --> 00:46:33.940
him. All right, let's see what he says. Ah, we

00:46:33.940 --> 00:46:36.889
got this right here. Also in Sarasota, the man

00:46:36.889 --> 00:46:39.650
who hit and killed 13 -year -old Lily Glaubach

00:46:39.650 --> 00:46:42.869
is now asking for a reduced sentence. No, face

00:46:42.869 --> 00:46:44.849
what you did. You took someone's life and you

00:46:44.849 --> 00:46:47.010
left the hidden, you made it a hidden run. You

00:46:47.010 --> 00:46:50.130
left the scene like a loser. Crash happened in

00:46:50.130 --> 00:46:53.750
August of 22 and the driver, David Chang, drove

00:46:53.750 --> 00:46:56.010
off after hitting Alright, so he does not deserve

00:46:56.010 --> 00:47:01.090
a reduced sentence at all. And then there's this

00:47:01.090 --> 00:47:03.809
right here. Well, the man accused of killing

00:47:03.809 --> 00:47:06.309
a USF student after he drove the wrong way down

00:47:06.309 --> 00:47:09.849
I -75 pleaded not guilty today. Dennis Olson

00:47:09.849 --> 00:47:12.989
was in court. Man, the wrong way drivers are

00:47:12.989 --> 00:47:16.190
frightening. It's happening way too much. He

00:47:16.190 --> 00:47:18.429
has been charged with vehicular homicide, DUI

00:47:18.429 --> 00:47:21.590
manslaughter, DUI involving serious bodily harm

00:47:21.590 --> 00:47:25.030
and reckless driving. Oh, whatever. Not whatever,

00:47:25.190 --> 00:47:27.230
but it's just like, God, why are you driving

00:47:27.230 --> 00:47:30.860
the wrong way? Also, by the way, Another weirdo

00:47:30.860 --> 00:47:32.719
in a Tampa police department. What's going on?

00:47:34.199 --> 00:47:38.780
How did? Load. Can the video load? I always say.

00:47:38.820 --> 00:47:40.900
Tonight, a Tampa police officer is now under

00:47:40.900 --> 00:47:43.679
arrest, removed from duty after a month -long

00:47:43.679 --> 00:47:46.699
investigation. Detectives say 32 -year -old Jonathan

00:47:46.699 --> 00:47:49.019
Darling, who - Oh, God, he's the same age as

00:47:49.019 --> 00:47:52.860
me. You see here, is accused of unlawful sexual

00:47:52.860 --> 00:47:56.940
activity with a minor. Oh, that's good. Not at

00:47:56.940 --> 00:47:59.239
all. along with several other felony charges.

00:48:00.519 --> 00:48:03.960
This road's burning in hell. And then there's

00:48:03.960 --> 00:48:06.480
this. Brace yourselves here. Over the weekend,

00:48:06.539 --> 00:48:08.460
we showed you this right here. The arrest of

00:48:08.460 --> 00:48:11.639
a Brooksville woman charged. She just looks like

00:48:11.639 --> 00:48:13.400
she lives in Brooksville. And you can take it

00:48:13.400 --> 00:48:14.880
or leave it when you're trying to figure out

00:48:14.880 --> 00:48:17.179
what that means. With disorderly intoxication

00:48:17.179 --> 00:48:20.280
and battery on an officer, she spat on the deputy.

00:48:20.860 --> 00:48:24.199
Yeah, and then he slapped her. Slapped her. All

00:48:24.199 --> 00:48:27.269
of it caught on camera. It makes you wonder what

00:48:27.269 --> 00:48:32.329
he does at home. I'm Forrest Saunders, standing

00:48:32.329 --> 00:48:34.409
in front of the state capitol here in Tallahassee,

00:48:34.409 --> 00:48:36.829
Florida. Another big lawsuit coming for another

00:48:36.829 --> 00:48:39.630
big tech company. This time, Attorney General

00:48:39.630 --> 00:48:44.369
James Othmeyer targeting TikTok. Once again,

00:48:44.510 --> 00:48:47.429
Florida is targeting big tech. Here to announce

00:48:47.429 --> 00:48:49.710
another monumental step. They all have those

00:48:49.710 --> 00:48:52.710
announcer voices. Big tech. Attorney General

00:48:52.710 --> 00:48:55.349
James Uthmeyer Monday filing his latest social

00:48:55.349 --> 00:48:58.550
media lawsuit accusing TikTok of violating Florida's

00:48:58.550 --> 00:49:01.969
social media law for minors, known as HB3. Yeah.

00:49:02.090 --> 00:49:04.130
Can we work on, like, sex trafficking or not

00:49:04.130 --> 00:49:06.889
knocking down the trees, please? And deceiving

00:49:06.889 --> 00:49:09.469
parents about the risk kids face on the app.

00:49:09.570 --> 00:49:14.329
Okay, well, that's the parents' fault. Time is

00:49:14.329 --> 00:49:17.900
up for TikTok. Oh, whatever. Do you notice there's

00:49:17.900 --> 00:49:20.099
this thing in Florida where they focus on the

00:49:20.099 --> 00:49:41.969
wrong things? Florida does it to itself. RyanHoppyRadio

00:49:41.969 --> 00:49:44.630
.com Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably

00:49:44.630 --> 00:49:47.929
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

00:49:48.210 --> 00:49:53.869
all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.

00:49:55.150 --> 00:49:58.530
The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't

00:49:58.530 --> 00:50:00.849
feel like listening to this next song, you can

00:50:00.849 --> 00:50:03.630
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

00:50:03.630 --> 00:50:06.070
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

00:50:07.389 --> 00:50:10.599
Don't worry, Fresno. The hour will be right back.

00:50:23.619 --> 00:50:42.019
The hour will be right back. Get the snap in

00:50:42.019 --> 00:50:44.940
yo, just get the move in yo Yeah, that's that

00:50:44.940 --> 00:50:48.059
money snap, yeah, that's that money snap Ooh,

00:50:48.079 --> 00:50:50.400
that's that money snap, oh, that's that money

00:50:50.400 --> 00:50:53.519
snap I signed my deal, made a million, did the

00:50:53.519 --> 00:50:56.760
money snap Went to the car dealership and spent

00:50:56.760 --> 00:50:59.960
the hundred stacks Bought me a Benz and a spaceship,

00:51:00.360 --> 00:51:03.639
Cadillac Put 50 in my mouth so I can shine when

00:51:03.639 --> 00:51:06.980
I battle rap You boys don't know me, I'm from

00:51:06.980 --> 00:51:34.510
the show me, only 45 We'll be right back. We'll

00:51:34.510 --> 00:51:49.269
be right back. Baby, check your threads in this

00:51:49.269 --> 00:51:52.070
bitch Get the snap in your ass, get the move

00:51:52.070 --> 00:51:54.710
in your bitch Yeah, that's that money snap, yeah,

00:51:54.710 --> 00:51:57.309
that's that money snap Ooh, that's that money

00:51:57.309 --> 00:52:00.989
snap, oh, that's that money snap My sister and

00:52:00.989 --> 00:52:04.510
my mama got the income tax, yeah Everybody seen

00:52:04.510 --> 00:52:07.590
their ass, but I ain't seen them yet And I know

00:52:07.590 --> 00:52:10.730
where they at, at the mall poppin' tags runnin'

00:52:17.050 --> 00:52:20.010
Seein' all them hoes, nigga, blew that lil' nigga

00:52:20.010 --> 00:52:22.650
mine Got a stack worth of one, threw him in the

00:52:22.650 --> 00:52:25.769
sky, made it rain Started money snappin', yellin',

00:52:25.769 --> 00:52:28.969
and he all in the game Man, I'm havin' this fame

00:52:28.969 --> 00:52:32.389
like a inner -city bag Got my whole clique with

00:52:32.389 --> 00:52:35.929
me and we drinkin' Moe bag Got two or three strippers

00:52:35.929 --> 00:52:38.829
tryin' to give me rough sex Money snappin', butt

00:52:38.829 --> 00:52:42.869
naked, ooh, they ass so thick If I ever go, I'll

00:52:42.869 --> 00:52:45.230
probably take somebody like Cause I'm tryin'

00:52:45.329 --> 00:52:47.840
to make money Money snap for the rest of my life.

00:52:47.960 --> 00:52:50.820
If you can't live it right, then you just came

00:52:50.820 --> 00:52:54.219
up. Money snap where you at like you don't give

00:52:54.219 --> 00:52:57.000
a fuck. Throw your head back, baby, show your

00:52:57.000 --> 00:52:59.840
grill in this bitch. Get the snap in your fingers,

00:53:00.019 --> 00:53:02.079
get the move in your wrist. Yeah, that's that

00:53:02.079 --> 00:53:05.179
money snap. Yeah, that's that money snap. Ooh,

00:53:05.199 --> 00:53:07.579
that's that money snap. Yeah, that's that money

00:53:07.579 --> 00:53:10.719
snap. Throw your head back, baby, shake your

00:53:10.719 --> 00:53:13.519
threads in this bitch. Get the snap in your fingers,

00:53:13.579 --> 00:53:17.510
get the move in your wrist. Yeah, that's that

00:53:17.510 --> 00:53:20.590
money snap. Ooh, that's that money snap. Oh,

00:53:20.590 --> 00:53:23.349
that's that money snap. I'm on the clock and

00:53:23.349 --> 00:53:25.889
it's booming, man. I'm facing the cheese. Got

00:53:25.889 --> 00:53:28.889
the hookah with Robbie and he gave me them keys.

00:53:29.090 --> 00:53:32.730
Do that money snap. If you just hit a lick, do

00:53:32.730 --> 00:53:36.190
that money snap. If you got a bad bitch, who

00:53:36.190 --> 00:53:38.889
gonna give you a check? Man, you keep your pockets

00:53:38.889 --> 00:53:41.750
packed, sitting in that Benz. Cool for that new

00:53:41.750 --> 00:53:44.949
bubble lick. And I love you by the book. In the

00:53:44.949 --> 00:53:54.860
hood, you a star. I've got a head back snappin',

00:53:54.860 --> 00:53:58.380
baby, ooh, that's yeah If your cell phone ringin'

00:53:58.380 --> 00:54:00.420
and you know it's about to break, well, do that

00:54:00.420 --> 00:54:03.340
money snap Boy, why you shake off them haters?

00:54:03.460 --> 00:54:05.960
Throw your head back, baby, show your thrill

00:54:05.960 --> 00:54:08.800
in this bitch Get the snap in your fingers, get

00:54:08.800 --> 00:54:11.039
the move in your bitch Yeah, that's that money

00:54:11.039 --> 00:54:14.039
snap, yeah, that's that money snap Ooh, that's

00:54:14.039 --> 00:54:16.539
that money snap, yeah, that's that money snap

00:54:16.539 --> 00:54:19.639
Throw your head back, baby, shake your threads

00:54:19.639 --> 00:54:32.170
in this bitch Get the snap in your... The hour

00:54:32.170 --> 00:54:37.929
will be right back. Oh, yeah. Let's go through

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00:57:01.079 --> 00:57:04.000
like you are right now in the podcast description

00:57:04.000 --> 00:57:09.340
is all of that. We're going to come back on Hoppy

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Hour and keep this party going and going. But

00:57:15.139 --> 00:57:18.780
let's hear from Harry and Hank, but you can hear

00:57:18.780 --> 00:57:20.880
the Hammer and Hank show with Henry Oaks and

00:57:20.880 --> 00:57:24.159
Ryan Happy on Spotify by searching up Hammerin,

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H -A -M -M -E -R -I -N Hank show, and check it

00:57:27.840 --> 00:57:31.219
out on his podcast feed. People with autism are

00:57:31.219 --> 00:57:33.619
often treated like they are different. Believe

00:57:33.619 --> 00:57:37.239
me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but my buddies

00:57:37.239 --> 00:57:40.420
may have known me as Hammer and Hank. I was labeled

00:57:40.420 --> 00:57:43.380
as slow when I started school. Come to find out

00:57:43.380 --> 00:57:46.340
at the 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.

00:57:46.699 --> 00:57:49.800
Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's

00:57:49.800 --> 00:57:52.119
degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the

00:57:52.119 --> 00:57:54.739
San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.

00:57:55.019 --> 00:57:58.039
So yes, I am different. People of autism have

00:57:58.039 --> 00:58:01.579
no need, no different than you. Laugh, laugh,

00:58:01.800 --> 00:58:05.300
love, and learn. To gain education and join the

00:58:05.300 --> 00:58:20.920
workforce. a condition. To find out more about

00:58:20.920 --> 00:58:25.380
autism, please visit Autism Speaks .org. Autism

00:58:25.380 --> 00:58:47.900
Speaks. It's time to listen. Let's do it, man.

00:58:48.039 --> 00:58:52.860
C -H -I, got a new sound. Making all the hoes

00:58:52.860 --> 00:58:57.119
get down. They the big man, make you change swans.

00:58:57.219 --> 00:58:59.719
Them center players don't do the damn thing.

00:59:00.019 --> 00:59:03.340
Coming in the club, taking up streets. Taking

00:59:03.340 --> 00:59:06.860
over, man. Going down beats. Got them on charge.

00:59:07.039 --> 00:59:10.170
Got them on lock. Everywhere we go, guaranteed

00:59:10.170 --> 00:59:12.969
to build a spot. Messages to them haters, trying

00:59:12.969 --> 00:59:15.829
to say them gays. Oh, it's gonna blaze you, nothing

00:59:15.829 --> 00:59:19.170
is gonna save you. Bets on the street, bets on

00:59:19.170 --> 00:59:22.010
the beef. If you wanna bounce, bet every point

00:59:22.010 --> 00:59:26.010
to me. City shot time, where I put it down. Ain't

00:59:26.010 --> 00:59:28.750
no limit, drop a piece, matter of time. My thoughts

00:59:28.750 --> 00:59:42.010
out alive, cause you know I call the shots. We

00:59:42.010 --> 00:59:44.070
be good, we be good, we be good We be good, we

00:59:44.070 --> 00:59:48.469
be good, we be good We be good, we be good, we

00:59:48.469 --> 00:59:51.630
be good We be good, we be good, we be good We

00:59:51.630 --> 00:59:57.849
be good, we be good, we be good We be good, we

00:59:57.849 --> 01:00:14.409
be good, we be good Fuck it, I'm pimpin' Slide

01:00:14.409 --> 01:00:17.070
off in the club, bendin' manners in the 50s Don't

01:00:17.070 --> 01:00:19.829
fret, don't hang up, smacking up my lip And what

01:00:19.829 --> 01:00:23.010
it is, what it do, what it do Come on, shout

01:00:23.010 --> 01:00:26.210
it, let me see you get loose You bought a street,

01:00:26.329 --> 01:00:29.050
get some great goo And P .I .P., I'm puttin'

01:00:29.110 --> 01:00:32.670
my hands on you We got the remix, we got the

01:00:32.670 --> 01:00:36.809
flow We got them getting down on the floor We

01:00:36.809 --> 01:00:40.010
got the beat, we got the beat, we got the beat

01:00:40.010 --> 01:00:45.730
We got the beat, we got the beat Hey shawty,

01:00:45.730 --> 01:00:48.269
let me see you get loo -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o

01:00:48.269 --> 01:00:49.630
-o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o

01:00:49.630 --> 01:01:14.739
-o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o -o I'm makin'

01:01:14.739 --> 01:01:17.780
up words Lookin' like men, I like them light

01:01:17.780 --> 01:01:21.860
skin Two at a time, I'm winnin' and winnin' Tonic

01:01:21.860 --> 01:01:24.039
Grey, dude, I can wear your secret shit Stay

01:01:24.039 --> 01:01:26.739
together in my glass like they all best friends

01:01:26.739 --> 01:01:31.760
I can't walk, I, I, I I can't talk, walkin' from

01:01:31.760 --> 01:01:34.639
the day to the dawn People all for square, but

01:01:34.639 --> 01:01:37.980
my goons don't pee This drink's on you, all eyes

01:01:37.980 --> 01:01:40.860
on me And niggas with me drinkin' done Hit me

01:01:40.860 --> 01:01:54.550
mixed with Remy Ma, party goin' on Outro Music

01:02:54.740 --> 01:02:57.900
Women's self -defense classes. classes, MMA classes,

01:02:58.059 --> 01:03:00.760
whatever the hell you need. I'll go. Hi there.

01:03:02.239 --> 01:03:04.380
Watchfaceprinting .com, the best printing company

01:03:04.380 --> 01:03:08.760
in all the Bay Area. Business cards, posters,

01:03:08.980 --> 01:03:10.719
yard signs, whatever the hell you need, print

01:03:10.719 --> 01:03:14.980
it out. I'll go. Hi there. Finally, I mentally

01:03:14.980 --> 01:03:19.199
all like me. If you live in Florida or Maryland,

01:03:19.280 --> 01:03:22.699
go to counselingoncall .net and there you can

01:03:22.699 --> 01:03:28.440
sign on. We're going to come back and I'm going

01:03:28.440 --> 01:03:31.960
to keep this party going. Hello again. It's your

01:03:31.960 --> 01:03:35.360
favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammering Hank. I

01:03:35.360 --> 01:03:38.139
may look normal, but the truth is I have a condition

01:03:38.139 --> 01:03:41.260
called autism. That's right. It's a condition,

01:03:41.480 --> 01:03:44.980
not a disease. That is, autism can strike anyone,

01:03:45.199 --> 01:03:47.860
regardless of who they are. People with autism

01:03:47.860 --> 01:03:50.480
normally have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal

01:03:50.480 --> 01:03:53.400
communication skills, social interactions, and

01:03:53.400 --> 01:03:56.289
leisure activities. In a recent study, people

01:03:56.289 --> 01:03:58.829
with autism are less likely to have a job and

01:03:58.829 --> 01:04:01.969
more likely to become homeless. I beat Josh by

01:04:01.969 --> 01:04:05.070
having 11 friends and family, having a college

01:04:05.070 --> 01:04:08.190
education. I have even worked in the San Francisco

01:04:08.190 --> 01:04:10.409
Bay Area as an honorary personality for many

01:04:10.409 --> 01:04:12.710
years. Always remember that people with autism

01:04:12.710 --> 01:04:24.780
want the same things as you. And I appreciate

01:04:24.780 --> 01:04:54.869
your kindness. Blow the candles out. Blow the

01:04:54.869 --> 01:04:58.329
candles out. Blow the candles out. Sagittarius,

01:04:58.329 --> 01:05:01.210
birthday November 27th. You'll like that until

01:05:01.210 --> 01:05:03.869
I end up in one of heaven. They be thinking they

01:05:03.869 --> 01:05:05.389
be claiming the fortune with the bullshit they

01:05:05.389 --> 01:05:08.150
handing out. So the crystal make a wish and blow

01:05:08.150 --> 01:05:10.469
the candles out. Pull an all -white phantom out.

01:05:10.750 --> 01:05:11.949
I'm a gentleman with the pants and the shirt

01:05:11.949 --> 01:05:13.250
and the shoes and the hat with the shades and

01:05:13.250 --> 01:05:14.650
the chains and the watch is the reason I be standing

01:05:14.650 --> 01:05:16.630
now. That's where ice will spin that cake while

01:05:16.630 --> 01:05:19.070
I make the icing off the cake. It's crystal V

01:05:19.070 --> 01:05:20.730
-Day, y 'all. Come on, everybody. It's crystal

01:05:20.730 --> 01:06:36.550
V -Day. Gator, Gator Just got my hair done Just

01:06:36.550 --> 01:06:39.010
got this bad new Gucci bag Matchin' Gucci pumps

01:06:39.010 --> 01:06:42.190
Shoes matchin' the belt Skirt matchin' the blouse

01:06:42.190 --> 01:06:45.090
Chain matchin' the ring Yeah, I'm doin' my thing

01:06:45.090 --> 01:06:48.309
Y 'all got so many haters Why is so many hatin'?

01:06:48.309 --> 01:06:50.690
Sick like a mental patient I floss like a dentist

01:06:50.690 --> 01:06:53.250
patient This shit testin' my patience Sick and

01:06:53.250 --> 01:06:55.750
workin' my nerves I'm gettin' spinnin' I'm on

01:06:55.750 --> 01:06:57.949
it like a stretchin' the skin Layin' on gay skin

01:06:57.949 --> 01:07:03.730
Blowin' trish in the wind Just like Yeah, poppin'

01:07:03.730 --> 01:07:06.110
those tags, these diesels bustin' the tags I'ma

01:07:06.110 --> 01:07:08.570
whip it when I'm flowin' hard to get a gon' man

01:07:08.570 --> 01:07:11.349
job Models all around me so I'm buyin' up the

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bomb I'm a hood star and I'm partin' like a rock

01:07:14.630 --> 01:07:17.269
star I'm better on lean, got my picture game

01:07:17.269 --> 01:07:19.570
meanin' You can't no, bring me mommy, I'm the

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boss of the chain I do it like, I do it like,

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I do it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do

01:07:25.150 --> 01:07:26.630
it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do it

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like, I do it like, I do it like, I do it like,

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I do it like I dream with the fresh, yeah. Pox

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made of skin, but 50 hat, yeah. Old school world,

01:07:43.900 --> 01:07:47.019
now I'm on blast. Hit the liquor store, mix the

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whammy with the boom. Rollin' on the 94, live

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it up, I'm sexy. I follow it up, it's on the

01:07:53.340 --> 01:07:58.780
floor. I can do it. I do it like my bird. I do

01:07:58.780 --> 01:09:09.579
it like it hurts, yeah. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Hoping

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and praying that one day I'm gonna make it No

01:09:13.380 --> 01:09:16.319
matter what I keep coming strong, strong, strong

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I got my eyes on the prize and I'm gonna take

01:09:20.180 --> 01:09:25.840
it away I'm never realizing what should be, should

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be, should be I wanna stay, stay, stay The lights

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are on me so let's get started, started, started

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And I'm here I can't do it It's a joke we're

01:12:45.520 --> 01:12:48.020
playing, cool, right? Copy's our own son, feels

01:12:48.020 --> 01:12:50.539
like robbery in banks Trying to copy on the mic,

01:12:50.640 --> 01:12:52.960
dropping wisdom through streams Syndicated sorrow,

01:12:53.119 --> 01:12:55.539
now it's time to shatter dreams Oh, the hobby

01:12:55.539 --> 01:12:59.060
album's coming to a close Radio hits, made it

01:12:59.060 --> 01:13:02.319
like a Wilson pose Laughter and joy, dissolving

01:13:02.319 --> 01:13:05.060
in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh, life's

01:13:05.060 --> 01:13:51.489
just so unfair Outro Music Thank you. Thank you.

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Now it's time to face the silence like the TV

01:14:17.500 --> 01:14:20.479
on Snow Riot Hoppy held the mic with humor so

01:14:20.479 --> 01:14:23.020
divine The void left in our hearts wider than

01:14:23.020 --> 01:14:31.779
a canyon line LINE Empty speakers silenced by

01:14:31.779 --> 01:14:34.279
the comment to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping

01:14:34.279 --> 01:14:37.279
how the rivers bend Hoppy's jokes and backseats

01:14:37.279 --> 01:14:40.079
are daily grind Now silence flowers and the thoughts

01:14:40.079 --> 01:15:20.560
we can't rewind What a Hoppy hour Oh yeah! And

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like that, he's gone. He probably had Taco Bell

01:15:25.000 --> 01:15:29.880
before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell

01:15:29.880 --> 01:15:32.899
is poop. I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll

01:15:32.899 --> 01:15:41.960
call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy

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Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes our

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broadcast day. Good night, and God bless America.