Ice Cream Soda Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.20.26)

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Stand by. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox, only on

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Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh yeah! My frickin'

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inbox blew up! I usually don't share pictures

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for my radio pass. I usually don't when it comes

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to the station I worked at in Tampa. I won't

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do five of them for seven years. But it was a

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memory. I was just singing about the Naked Girls

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of 2015. The event you could not do now. And

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I posted it, and it said, I was going through

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my hard drive and found this picture from 2015.

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I don't think you can do a naked car wash in

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2026. By the way, I feel so, like, fat. I was,

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like, probably 230, 240 there. Now I'm, like,

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295. I wear it well because of my height, but

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my line. I was a skinny hunk. It's Hoppy's Topless

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Washington. There's that. One of our listeners,

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Jake Von Klepp, said, probably not, but that

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doesn't mean we shouldn't try. And Tom Myers

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said, in Florida, of course you can do it. Everybody

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thinks that everyone in Florida is just a mutant.

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Most of us are. My voice just cracked when I

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said that. But yes, there are some people. You

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can do that in downtown St. Pete where everyone's

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liberal. I have so many stories from that day.

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Not from afar. It looks like it'll be a fun day.

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First of all, I have a lot of respect for strippers.

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I really do. But it was the daytime stripper,

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so The lights were on, so you saw what they really

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looked like. And, um, wow, there's so much to

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get into. There was a tent in the back. Like

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a huge, like, little tarp kind of thing. I tried

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to just describe it. The back of the strip club

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was there. And then there was a duck. And, um,

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there was kind of this vibe that, like, you had

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to keep it private. Drew Garabo was at one place.

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We had to carry the tarp up to get the tent up.

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So every time a car went through, me and Jake

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Heron, we had to, like, open up the frickin'

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little drive -thru. It sucked! But if you want

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to see the picture, I don't post many pictures

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of myself, but if you want to see it, it's on

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my social media, at Ryan Harvey Radio. The most

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unique thing I've ever seen. The fact that this

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one girl wanted to put on a show for a guy, so

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she grabbed the windshield wiper and used it

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as a toy on herself. Oh! I will never forget

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that for as long as I live. If she didn't have

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an STD before, that windshield wiper probably

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gave her four. And the other thing I will never

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forget, and you probably hate that I'm bringing

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this up, but it was sponsored by Bud Light. So

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you know what happened. So we had endless Bud

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Light there. And every car. That drove in to

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get the naked car wash. Yeah, you know what they

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did? This is the best part. They... We all gave

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them a free open container and a little 12 ounce

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Bud Light. I remember this guy was like, I have

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to drive all the way home to St. Pete. This will

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keep me company or something. And like a year

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later, I think maybe a year later or whatever,

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I said to Mike... I said, I don't think we're

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supposed to be giving out open containers with

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a naked car wash. And he was like, yeah, don't

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tell anybody. And then 11 years later, I'm telling

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my 340 ,000 listeners online and 10 ,000 per

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month on the podcasting app. Yeah, I could not

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believe that. I asked Alex, who runs Hot 97 .7

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over at Hot 97 .7 FM Radio .com. I said, how

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many listeners do I get? I didn't even want to

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know. And he told me... The exact locations that

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we do really well in. Australia, UK, Iran, Korea,

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America, Japan, Middle East, Mexico, Cuba, Puerto

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Rico, Hawaii are just some of the places that

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you have helped made this. I don't feel like

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I have that many listeners. It's done. I feel

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like I'm talking to one person. Whoever's listening

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right now, I'm talking to you. And this is quite

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alarming. 340 ,000 people. I just, my jaw dropped.

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I get this weird call yesterday. I'm at home,

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and I was expecting a call from an Illinois number.

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So I get a call from an Illinois number. Oh boy,

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was I excited. Taking this as a job interview

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for this online podcast network. I was, throw

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that out there. I usually don't answer for numbers

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I don't know. So I go, hello. And the guy goes,

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is this Diana? Which is my mom's name. I go,

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no, this is Ryan. This is her, well, Diana. I

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went, is this because my mom needs to get her

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roof repaired at her childhood house? And the

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guy's like, well, I'm just calling about the

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roof, Diana. I'm like, sir. This is a Wendy's.

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No, I said, sir. And I'm like, no, dude. This

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is her son. I'm starting to get a little mad.

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And I said, I guess my mom on accident gave the

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guy my number instead of her number. And he sounded

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literally like the stupidest person I ever talked

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to. He goes, wait, this isn't Diana. I said,

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no, it's my mom. I said, do you want my mom's

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number so you can call? Yeah, do you know what

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type of roofing she's wanting? And I'm like,

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Sir, I'm 1 ,200 miles away in Florida. Can I

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give you her number? And I'll give you the first

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six digits of it. I go, you ready for the number?

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And he goes, yeah. She goes, and I go, 224 -232.

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And you go, 225 -242. And I'm like, no, no, no,

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no, no. Start over. And I'm like, you ready?

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He's like, yeah. And I'm like, 224. He's like,

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227. And he's being dead silent. I was like,

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wow. I do, and I went to that guy working on

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my, on my mom's roof. So then he did it about

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seven times, where he got the wrong number. And

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then all of a sudden, you know like when you

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press a number, it does that little beep sound?

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I think he was trying to hang up. And I called

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my mom and I was like, please don't go with that

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company. And she was like, was this the guy that

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kinda had the Chicago accent? And I was like,

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yeah. And she was like, yeah, I didn't really

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wanna go with them anyway. I was like, good idea.

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Guy sounds like an idiot. It's a two to five.

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I was like, that's the one you want working on

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your roof? I can't believe I said any customers.

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It might have been the worst conversation I've

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ever had. And I've been fired before, but that

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was up there. I mean, it was, I felt hopeless.

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I felt like I didn't know what to do, where I

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was going. It was like never ending. I was glad

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he hung up. He's an idiot. I don't like women.

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that judge sports. Now, for as much as I don't

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like women that judge sports, I do not like women

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that are diehard sports. That's their whole existence.

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But I saw this video of this woman complaining

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about the next parade. You know, she would be

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not fun to be around. Shut up. New York City,

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don't you ever do a parade in the finance district

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ever again in your life. Ah, in your life. You

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sound like a team who, uh, Cardi B. Keep it to

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55 like we're used to. Man, your age is really

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starting to show. Mm -hmm. You're probably single

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as hell and wondering why you can't find a man

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and then you're not having fun because of a parade.

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You're the worst. Like normal. Oh, what do you

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think is normal? Men buying you dinner? Mm -hmm.

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This parade should have ended at MSG. Mm -hmm.

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Man, you are just washed up. You're not fun.

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Mm -hmm. Wow, you are just a dirty rod in one,

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aren't you? Because this is ridiculous. Man,

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you're starting to show your age. You're probably

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in your mid -thirties. Your clock's beginning

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to tick. You got a body count as long as the

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CVS receives. You're starting to freak out. The

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most federal area of New York. Wow. You know

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in bed she'd be like, you gotta be grateful to

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me. I'm so great. Oh, what does she do for a

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living? She's a singer and songwriter. Oh. I

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bet she makes all the hits. Her name is Mia Dior.

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Oh, wow. Yeah, we all go to the club and go,

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hey, put on Mia DeMar. Her music's so good, the

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way it just sounds like I'm getting bitched at

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for nothing. Oh, wow. I've come between Jelly

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Roll and Bunny. Oh, my God. If you're ever to

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blame God your relationship was stupid from the

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beginning, because God's not real. That is the

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new headline in the $27 million split. Ah, yeah,

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fat ass and a stupid brun. Weeks before their

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10th wedding anniversary. God knows where my

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journey would be at right now. Yeah, I'm so sick

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of freaking people that are... ...going, let's

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go to God. Shut up. I don't need to hear about

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him talking about God. I think I'm just so bitter

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because I lost my dad at a young age. It's like,

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no, God's not real, dude. When he dies, there's

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nothing. There's no God. God, let me, I didn't

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think this was going to be so hard. Hold on.

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Bunny XO breaks her silence on her divorce from

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Jelly Roll. I wonder how many women cry when

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they find out that a married man went to your

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former brothel. The dumb blonde podcast host

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tells all in an emotional episode of her show

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June 18th, saying she and her rock star ex, who

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she still refers to as her husband throughout,

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and whose real name is Jason Bradley DeFord.

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I call myself too. Jelly Roll, that was my name.

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felt the stresses of life in the spotlight, and

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began to pull apart. We stopped communicating

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together. Yeah, he probably got... I think it's

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the skinny one. He was... He was likeable. It

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was the skinny guy. He just looked like a member

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of Bubba Harmy. A loser! Um, in the past year

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and a half. And I think that it's... Yeah, I

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should get some marriage advice from him. I think

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it's safe for me to say that I always loved my

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husband a little bit more than he loved me. it's

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safe to say. He's a lizard. He's a dog. He's

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a fat ass. Even if he's skinny, he had to do

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it the cheating way. And he's a cheater in general.

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I was very like, you know, like always protecting

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him and always making sure he was okay and like

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always chasing him. Yeah, you ain't gonna find

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a woman like her. Yeah, she might be a former

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prostitute. Yeah, she might have sold a show

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to like naked parts of her body online, but she

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seemed to genuinely care about him. And he is

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just a narcissistic douche. And, like, I literally

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was the glue that held us together. And that's

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not taking a shot in any way. That's me being

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just 100 % honest. Yeah, you gotta see him like,

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um... You gotta think she saw him as a fatass

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who was coming from prison. I stopped chasing

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him. Yeah, that's the problem. And he stopped

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playing out. And when I say I stopped chasing

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him, I mean I stopped everything. Okay, well,

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that's what's going to happen. When a woman stops

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pulling in for men's interest. Because you're

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boring. You're a prostitute. Was this divorce

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mutual? No, it was not mutual. Bunny XO reveals

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the reason for her divorce with Jelly Roll. Days

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after it was revealed that the singer, whose

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real name is Jason DeFord, had filed for divorce

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on May 18th, his ex details the end of the couple's

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marriage and the day it all came crashing down.

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She says on her Dumb Blonde podcast, June 18th...

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On Mother's Day, we had a little bit of an argument.

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Oh, yeah! Is there a crazy blonde? I don't think

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the details are necessary. No, it's not. There's

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always that one argument in a relationship. Everything

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just ends. I was so fed up and so tired that

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I just looked at him and I said, well, then file

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the divorce papers. Oh, yeah, you manifested.

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Bunny, whose real name is Elisa DeFord, then

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packed a bag and left the couple's home and didn't

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talk to her husband for about a week. Oh, yeah,

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that's just real good energy, honey. And during

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that, you know, he was so mad and we were so

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emotional that he ended up doing exactly what

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I told him to do and filing the divorce paper.

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So there's that. And here's y 'all talking about

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it on stage. I wasn't going to talk about this.

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While we're talking about liars. We got these

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two white trash losers. These two mutants! With

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the maturity level of a four -year -old. Oh,

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them mutants in the crowd. They look like a friggin'

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loser that I'd pick up in Nebraska having their

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trash bag transgender hooker. Yeah. Not what

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she said on her podcast, dude. Didn't really

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see my best friends. You're just pulling on the,

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I believe in Jesus. Hey, what kind of wee man?

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Even though I used to, you know, do the thing

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that was known as rap about popping pills. But

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now I believe in Jesus and I hang out with, but

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quite, shut up. I bet that phone call was lovely.

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Alright, I'm sticking around. You know the words.

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I'm skinny now. Something about him just icks

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me out, man. Janice Dickinson said that her facelift

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is better than Kris Jenner's. Can you imagine

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you're that much of a washed up woman that you're

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critiquing someone's facelift as like a reason

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why you're better than somebody? What does that

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even mean? That is the saddest thing I've ever

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heard. Oh, my face looks better. Yeah, you don't

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want to age gracefully because you know you look

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like a zombie. Here's the clip of Janice Dickinson

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and her little plastic surgeon throwing shots

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at Chris for some reason. I gotta say that this

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feels like a totally different world right now.

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That people used to hide facelifts and plastic

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surgery, and now it is celebrated and ballyhooed

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and put on Instagram. I feel better. He shaved.

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You look terrible. He's like, I just totally

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ripped you off. You could have gone to a better

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doctor. 15 years of my life. Her mouth, her jaw

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is not moving. You know what I mean? People.

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It's like she's talking about this shot of her

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mouth. after she is anyway. They don't really

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notice it though. You don't notice it. You look

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like a plastic surgery little victim. You look

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like a moron. You look like a background actor

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for The Walking Dead. I do social media. I'm

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doing movies. I'm doing movies. Yeah, you sound

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great. On runway, I'm back to modeling again.

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I mean, there's so much going on in my life that

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I needed a fresh, a fresher Janice. Oh, there

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you go. That's the one Janice here. Just to embrace

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it, you're going to be dead in nine years. I

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really looked around for like a lot of doctors.

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Yeah, a lot of doctors. You sound like Don Imus.

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In Southern California. You sound drunk too.

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And yeah, I saw Kris Jenner's facelift and I

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was like, no, I don't want that. I don't want

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like. I think Kris Jenner looks better than me.

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I don't even. I don't know what to say. You can

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think of the worst words ever, and it's what

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you look like. You're like Daryl. You look like

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someone you see on Nebraska Avenue in Tampa.

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Circle the block and get caught. Yeah, you don't

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look great. I'll be honest. Oh, yeah. Let me

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turn the levels down here. Let me press this

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right here. I'll press on that. Oh, it is. Are

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you guys ready for the greatest show ever? I

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just spent like 16 hours at home. So I'm locked

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and loaded. Let's go. And now, back to the Hoppy

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You can always email me. RyanHoppyRadio. At gmail

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.com. Oh, man. I feel like it's becoming a problem

00:21:32.819 --> 00:21:36.279
a little bit. Well, it does not help that I stay

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up till like 2. But I swear to God. There is

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this new habit forming where I sleep until 11

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a .m. And I just feel like absolute garbage.

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But now I'm here. Rocking you like a hurricane

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or something. I'm Hurricane Chris. Hey, baby.

00:22:00.869 --> 00:22:05.109
We in the club like, hey, baby. Hey, baby. Hey,

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baby. Something like that. I got my Mitra 9 coffee

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in this little Yeti cup. Mm -hmm. Let's drink

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this together. I miss when they used to sponsor

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me, but I get it. Just wish you would have told

00:22:18.559 --> 00:22:20.599
me I was no longer the promo code didn't work.

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Mm -hmm. Nothing like having listeners go, hey,

00:22:24.119 --> 00:22:29.400
the promo code's not working. Anyway, let's drink

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this together. It kind of sounds like a water

00:22:34.299 --> 00:22:39.380
bong, whatever they call a bong. Mm -hmm. When

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I say a water pipe, before medical got passed,

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maybe like in 2016, hey, can I have a bun? I

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like smoking pizza or smoking pipes or whatever

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that smoke shop is, right by US 19 and St. Pete,

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and they'd be like, you mean a water pipe, right?

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Totally what I meant. Totally not for marijuana.

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Anyway, let's have another sip of this cup. Mmm.

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Mmm. Oh, yeah. I stayed home last night. I don't

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know. I think I'm accepting that I'm a loner.

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Mm -hmm. The sooner I accept it, the better.

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It's one of those things that, I don't know,

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I'm getting recognized a little more in public,

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but not like TMZ. It's not like I'm in public

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and I'm like, and you're just hanging out and

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you're waiting for your hoagie. It's not like

00:23:48.490 --> 00:23:53.990
Harvey Levin and Charles from TFZ walk in and

00:23:53.990 --> 00:24:00.549
are like, hey, hey, Harvey. Hey, Harvey. They

00:24:00.549 --> 00:24:07.430
never go, hey, dude, guess what? Yo, can we talk

00:24:07.430 --> 00:24:17.089
to you for a second? But I swear to God, for

00:24:17.089 --> 00:24:20.049
whatever radio infamy I have, I think that's

00:24:20.049 --> 00:24:24.369
the right word to put. When I'm not in the mood

00:24:24.369 --> 00:24:30.450
to talk, it's when I get recognized. The other

00:24:30.450 --> 00:24:33.990
day I met this calamar. I have two stories about

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the calamar. And I'm talking about my former

00:24:38.140 --> 00:24:41.920
co -workers. And this woman goes, oh, do you

00:24:41.920 --> 00:24:45.319
know this person and this person? And I'm like,

00:24:45.380 --> 00:24:47.259
yeah, I worked behind the scenes for a few years.

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And they're like, oh my God, we listen every

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morning. And I was like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:52.259 --> 00:24:53.559
And they're like, how do you know them? And I'm

00:24:53.559 --> 00:24:55.359
like, oh, I worked there for a few years. And

00:24:55.359 --> 00:24:56.700
they're like, what's your name? And I'm like,

00:24:56.720 --> 00:25:02.859
Ryan. Didn't even say who I was. When I am looking

00:25:02.859 --> 00:25:05.420
to get recognized when I'm with a hot -ass girl,

00:25:05.779 --> 00:25:10.680
uh -huh, never happens. But, ladies and gentlemen,

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boys and girls, when I'm looking rickety, that's

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when it happens. For example, just now, I have

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a neighbor, he's a nice guy, but I was really

00:25:24.579 --> 00:25:26.460
not in the mood to talk this morning, even though

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it was like 11 .30, but it was felt earlier.

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And he's like, hey, well, this is actually good

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news for my boss. I had like six bosses. But

00:25:35.569 --> 00:25:38.970
I consider MJ, a .k .a. the legend Todd Schnitt,

00:25:39.029 --> 00:25:43.250
to be a boss. And he was like, oh, you work with

00:25:43.250 --> 00:25:45.589
MJ, right? And I'm like, yeah, on occasion. He's

00:25:45.589 --> 00:25:50.329
a good guy, which I do believe. And he was like,

00:25:50.470 --> 00:25:52.509
oh, well, I don't listen to the other morning

00:25:52.509 --> 00:25:55.890
shows much anymore. But I listen to MJ every

00:25:55.890 --> 00:26:00.630
morning. My thing is, it's kind of what I do,

00:26:00.710 --> 00:26:05.569
not really, but a lot of times when I work on

00:26:05.569 --> 00:26:07.609
a show, I like to keep, it's almost like what

00:26:07.609 --> 00:26:10.930
happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. I try to keep

00:26:10.930 --> 00:26:13.750
that mindset with the shows I work on. No, if

00:26:13.750 --> 00:26:18.250
you backstab me, that's not going to happen.

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No, but. MJ and I have a good enough relationship,

00:26:24.769 --> 00:26:27.789
almost like a radio friendship. Like we've never

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hung outside of work. I think with our different

00:26:31.890 --> 00:26:34.109
tax brackets, we probably would go to different

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establishments for dinner. Although I would love

00:26:38.549 --> 00:26:41.470
a free dinner from MJ. I'm kidding. No, but I

00:26:41.470 --> 00:26:44.250
like the guy. And they're asking me what to like.

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And I'm like, it's great. I learned so much,

00:26:46.490 --> 00:26:48.210
which I did. I learned more from working with

00:26:48.210 --> 00:26:51.619
him than I did a radio school. But it's not what

00:26:51.619 --> 00:26:55.299
I want to talk about at 11 .30 a .m. And I'm

00:26:55.299 --> 00:26:58.480
just waking up. There's more to me. Not really.

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That's the other identity crisis I've been going

00:27:02.640 --> 00:27:07.259
through lately. What else do I have? I have my

00:27:07.259 --> 00:27:12.460
mom. She's awesome. I have my kid. That's about

00:27:12.460 --> 00:27:14.960
it. My family. I know that's all you really need.

00:27:17.680 --> 00:27:21.650
But, like, people have hobbies. I'm almost the

00:27:21.650 --> 00:27:24.869
opposite. People live for their five to nine.

00:27:24.910 --> 00:27:27.049
I've seen on TikTok, people are like, your five

00:27:27.049 --> 00:27:29.250
to nine needs to be as important as your nine

00:27:29.250 --> 00:27:33.029
to five. My 11 to five, which is when I usually

00:27:33.029 --> 00:27:36.750
work, to me is all I live for. And then from

00:27:36.750 --> 00:27:41.230
5 p .m. to midnight, I'll listen to old radio

00:27:41.230 --> 00:27:45.690
shows or new radio shows. But then I can't wait

00:27:45.690 --> 00:27:50.019
for my 11 to five the next day. I'm very grateful

00:27:50.019 --> 00:27:52.819
to be doing what I want. Now, do I want more

00:27:52.819 --> 00:27:57.559
for my life? Yeah. It's still cool. But this

00:27:57.559 --> 00:28:00.960
funny thing happened. So when I was at the cover

00:28:00.960 --> 00:28:05.099
bar talking about my coworkers, I looked at my

00:28:05.099 --> 00:28:12.480
friend and I said, hey dude, if I start getting

00:28:12.480 --> 00:28:16.819
a little manic and talking too much, can you

00:28:16.819 --> 00:28:19.720
do me a favor and wink at me? just to tell me

00:28:19.720 --> 00:28:22.420
to shut up. And Frank Zuccavo, she's like, yeah,

00:28:22.440 --> 00:28:25.700
it sounds like a plan. Don't know why I made

00:28:25.700 --> 00:28:27.819
him sound like that. He kind of sounds like that.

00:28:29.140 --> 00:28:31.680
So, all of a sudden, we're talking about the

00:28:31.680 --> 00:28:35.339
show Sex in the City for some reason. And I'm

00:28:35.339 --> 00:28:37.759
like, you know what I saw one time online was

00:28:37.759 --> 00:28:40.099
that the movie, or the show and movie Entourage

00:28:40.099 --> 00:28:44.839
was Sex in the City for Guys. Everyone's laughing.

00:28:45.460 --> 00:28:48.420
Oh, that's true. Well, I have a memory. It's

00:28:48.420 --> 00:28:52.339
going to traumatize my mom. There was this one

00:28:52.339 --> 00:28:54.640
time we were watching Entourage. We used to rent

00:28:54.640 --> 00:28:59.480
the DVDs probably in 2011. And she liked the

00:28:59.480 --> 00:29:02.559
show, but did not like the sex scenes. And we

00:29:02.559 --> 00:29:07.099
all know those sex scenes are hot. It's also

00:29:07.099 --> 00:29:09.140
a little traumatizing to watch with your mom.

00:29:10.279 --> 00:29:15.109
And there was this scene, the bald guy. who was

00:29:15.109 --> 00:29:17.329
on the wire. I think his name's Dominic or something.

00:29:17.589 --> 00:29:20.589
I don't know. I think he's, I don't know. But

00:29:20.589 --> 00:29:23.809
a girl is sitting on his face while she's riding

00:29:23.809 --> 00:29:27.970
him, reverse cowgirl. And there's a lot of moaning

00:29:27.970 --> 00:29:32.390
and sex sounds. And my mom is trying to cover

00:29:32.390 --> 00:29:36.710
the TV going, oh Lord, oh Lord. As they were

00:29:36.710 --> 00:29:38.410
saying, oh God, oh God. No, but she's trying

00:29:38.410 --> 00:29:40.109
to cover the screen and she could not figure

00:29:40.109 --> 00:29:42.319
out how to get the remote to work. And it was

00:29:42.319 --> 00:29:46.160
really awkward. And I told that story at the

00:29:46.160 --> 00:29:48.940
comic bar. And they looked at me like, shut up.

00:29:49.740 --> 00:29:54.740
Like, okay, I'll shut up. That's a funny story

00:29:54.740 --> 00:29:58.539
though. You know what else has been really funny

00:29:58.539 --> 00:30:02.740
lately? There's been this thing on like Twitter.

00:30:02.940 --> 00:30:07.480
Now, when I brought this up the other day, someone

00:30:07.480 --> 00:30:09.720
really said to me, well, it's this clickbait.

00:30:09.859 --> 00:30:13.289
It's not quite what it is. There's a difference

00:30:13.289 --> 00:30:17.730
between a headline being partially clickbait

00:30:17.730 --> 00:30:22.109
and the headline being like, LeBron James speaks

00:30:22.109 --> 00:30:26.579
out on being a goat or something. But then on

00:30:26.579 --> 00:30:28.579
Twitter, there's this new thing. It might just

00:30:28.579 --> 00:30:31.119
be new on Twitter where it'll be like a video

00:30:31.119 --> 00:30:34.759
of Bunny XO saying, oh, jelly roll in the caption

00:30:34.759 --> 00:30:37.519
says jelly rolls in the closet. He likes men,

00:30:37.880 --> 00:30:41.019
blah, blah, blah. And then you click on the video

00:30:41.019 --> 00:30:43.720
and it's 50 seconds of her talking about how

00:30:43.720 --> 00:30:47.839
she wants to be a better person. And I'm falling

00:30:47.839 --> 00:30:50.019
for it on this show, ladies and gentlemen, boys

00:30:50.019 --> 00:30:51.920
and girls, where I think the video is going to

00:30:51.920 --> 00:30:58.460
be something. And then it's not. So, it's driving

00:30:58.460 --> 00:31:02.579
me absolutely off the wall. You know what else

00:31:02.579 --> 00:31:04.900
is driving me off the wall? This microphone I'm

00:31:04.900 --> 00:31:10.539
using in here. It's being kind of limp. To me,

00:31:10.539 --> 00:31:14.740
after a lot of vodka. I'm having to like hold

00:31:14.740 --> 00:31:19.380
it down. Like when I have a lot of vodka. Oh

00:31:19.380 --> 00:31:22.720
yeah, what's this right here? Oh, that's my sweet

00:31:22.720 --> 00:31:27.569
cat, Lana. Oh, she's the best. I was hanging

00:31:27.569 --> 00:31:31.950
out with her last night. She's my world. The

00:31:31.950 --> 00:31:34.869
saddest thing was I said, hey, Alexa, how old

00:31:34.869 --> 00:31:37.750
is eight years old in cat years? And she goes,

00:31:37.869 --> 00:31:41.470
eight years old is approximately 48 years in

00:31:41.470 --> 00:31:45.630
human years. I was like, no. My cat's having

00:31:45.630 --> 00:31:51.569
a midlife crisis. No. Ah, it is. Oh, yeah, meow,

00:31:51.650 --> 00:31:54.710
bitch. This is her during the hurricane. You

00:31:54.710 --> 00:32:04.319
hear the rain? I got it. Yeah. You know what's

00:32:04.319 --> 00:32:07.559
funny? I find my cats meow to be absolutely adorable.

00:32:07.880 --> 00:32:12.599
They can't sing. And all my exes thought it was

00:32:12.599 --> 00:32:16.900
a nine. But they were just projecting. You know

00:32:16.900 --> 00:32:19.500
why they were projecting? Because they're a nine.

00:32:20.019 --> 00:32:27.829
How can you not like this? Oh, yeah. Look at

00:32:27.829 --> 00:32:36.690
this in the club. That's my sweet learning. And

00:32:36.690 --> 00:32:53.910
I was gone for eight days. There you go. We are

00:32:53.910 --> 00:32:58.250
all over the place today. Like usual. When are

00:32:58.250 --> 00:33:00.730
we not all over the place? That's what I want

00:33:00.730 --> 00:33:05.490
to know. So I'm kind of dabbling back in dating

00:33:05.490 --> 00:33:09.490
apps. I know I said I retired, but I don't think

00:33:09.490 --> 00:33:15.970
it's seriously. And all of a sudden, ladies and

00:33:15.970 --> 00:33:20.250
gentlemen, boys and girls. I'm noticing this

00:33:20.250 --> 00:33:22.869
trend. Now I know there's a lot of hardworking

00:33:22.869 --> 00:33:30.109
single moms out there. I get it. But the thing

00:33:30.109 --> 00:33:35.230
is this. These hardworking single moms are posting

00:33:35.230 --> 00:33:39.430
their kids on the dating apps. How stupid is

00:33:39.430 --> 00:33:45.130
that? You know what I mean? Are you out of your

00:33:45.130 --> 00:33:50.890
mind? A lot of times, Facebook dating will say,

00:33:50.990 --> 00:33:53.650
if you have mutual friends, a creep out there

00:33:53.650 --> 00:33:58.170
could do something to your kid. Now, you're a

00:33:58.170 --> 00:34:00.930
single mom. But guys out there, especially with

00:34:00.930 --> 00:34:04.950
these single moms, I don't care how much of a

00:34:04.950 --> 00:34:09.150
hot piece of ass milk she is. If she is saying

00:34:09.150 --> 00:34:12.630
that her kids come first, believe her, you're

00:34:12.630 --> 00:34:16.420
going to come second. At home. When her kids

00:34:16.420 --> 00:34:19.199
are saying, when she's saying, oh, my kids have

00:34:19.199 --> 00:34:25.519
track practice tonight. There you go. I'm just

00:34:25.519 --> 00:34:28.900
not a fan of them. You know what else I'm not

00:34:28.900 --> 00:34:31.639
a fan of is baseball nerds in public. Oh, my

00:34:31.639 --> 00:34:42.840
God. Baseball is already boring enough to hear

00:34:42.840 --> 00:34:48.230
about. I don't need to hear about, oh, well,

00:34:48.289 --> 00:34:56.230
you know, you know, the cartoon Peanuts, where

00:34:56.230 --> 00:34:58.309
they have all the adults talking, and the adults

00:34:58.309 --> 00:35:02.409
sound like, that's how it sounds when I hear

00:35:02.409 --> 00:35:08.489
people talking about baseball. Shut up! The bar

00:35:08.489 --> 00:35:11.730
is sports, and the race don't care about you.

00:35:13.320 --> 00:35:16.500
That, and if I am just noticing, because I worked

00:35:16.500 --> 00:35:19.360
in sports radio, and let me tell you, the off

00:35:19.360 --> 00:35:25.239
-season is a bad time for sports radio. One of

00:35:25.239 --> 00:35:28.539
those things that in the off -season, there is

00:35:28.539 --> 00:35:30.679
this trend that happens where they run out of

00:35:30.679 --> 00:35:34.320
things to talk about. So they start talking about

00:35:34.320 --> 00:35:39.780
the GOAT debates. Who's a better New Yorker?

00:35:41.519 --> 00:35:49.039
Eli Manning or Jalen Brunson? My God. Is that

00:35:49.039 --> 00:35:52.500
all you have to talk about? Are you serious right

00:35:52.500 --> 00:36:00.619
now? I, sports nerds, that do sports radio, got

00:36:00.619 --> 00:36:06.500
their degree from Syracuse University. And that's

00:36:06.500 --> 00:36:09.539
what you're using your degree on? To have pointless

00:36:09.539 --> 00:36:13.440
conversations like that. These are all the thoughts

00:36:13.440 --> 00:36:16.000
I had while I had a hard time staying at home

00:36:16.000 --> 00:36:20.260
last night. It took, I took like maybe four baths.

00:36:20.260 --> 00:36:23.320
Imagine that image of me in a bath, my six foot

00:36:23.320 --> 00:36:26.780
nine frame. Maybe my bath is, I don't know, five

00:36:26.780 --> 00:36:29.559
and a half feet long. I got my feet against the

00:36:29.559 --> 00:36:35.079
wall. It was like COVID again. I could have easily

00:36:35.079 --> 00:36:37.820
gone downtown if I wanted, but then when I go

00:36:37.820 --> 00:36:43.679
downtown, then I regret it. But... Because I

00:36:43.679 --> 00:36:46.840
don't have the game, man. I have game, but I,

00:36:46.940 --> 00:36:50.980
you know... You know how, like, specific players,

00:36:51.139 --> 00:36:54.739
a lot of times, like, a role player will have

00:36:54.739 --> 00:36:58.059
one thing they're really good at? So, like, Stephen

00:36:58.059 --> 00:37:03.139
Curry can get a little... Stephen Curry can play

00:37:03.139 --> 00:37:06.159
moderate defense. He's not the worst, but he's

00:37:06.159 --> 00:37:08.980
not good. But you know what I mean. You know

00:37:08.980 --> 00:37:12.300
what my player comparison is? I'm like a Seth

00:37:12.300 --> 00:37:18.039
Curry of dating apps. I can get the date, go

00:37:18.039 --> 00:37:20.820
meet at the bar, and then get laid. You know

00:37:20.820 --> 00:37:26.519
what does not happen to me? I have never once

00:37:26.519 --> 00:37:31.139
picked up a girl at the bar. No. It doesn't happen.

00:37:31.519 --> 00:37:36.139
I don't know why it doesn't happen, but it doesn't.

00:37:38.420 --> 00:37:43.980
And I'm fine with that. I truly am. And when

00:37:43.980 --> 00:37:46.860
you're like, hey, can I buy you a drink? And

00:37:46.860 --> 00:37:50.820
they're like, oh, I'll take, you know, the most

00:37:50.820 --> 00:37:56.019
expensive drink ever. And you're like, what do

00:37:56.019 --> 00:38:03.059
you like? You're freaking out. You know what

00:38:03.059 --> 00:38:05.840
that's from? On Reddit, I guess it was like 22

00:38:05.840 --> 00:38:08.219
years ago that Howard Dean had that legendary

00:38:08.219 --> 00:38:10.079
scream when he was in third place running for

00:38:10.079 --> 00:38:16.500
the Democratic nominee. A very strange joke.

00:38:17.019 --> 00:38:23.179
And I'm a strange guy. You know what I liked?

00:38:23.460 --> 00:38:28.960
I live off of a busy road in St. Pete. And on

00:38:28.960 --> 00:38:32.239
that sad, busy road. You can watch the moon set.

00:38:32.900 --> 00:38:38.420
And last night, I'm trying to watch the moon

00:38:38.420 --> 00:38:41.099
set. The moon's a crescent. And as it starts

00:38:41.099 --> 00:38:45.559
to set, it gets bigger, you know. And all of

00:38:45.559 --> 00:38:47.340
a sudden, I'm out there. I'm trying to just,

00:38:47.360 --> 00:38:50.639
you know, get sleepy. It's like 11 .50 at night.

00:38:51.059 --> 00:38:56.280
And my neighbors are arguing. Come on. What are

00:38:56.280 --> 00:39:02.139
we arguing? It was very uncomfortable. It did

00:39:02.139 --> 00:39:04.900
not make the mood set that much fun. Let me take

00:39:04.900 --> 00:39:12.079
another sip of this Mountain Dew. Oh, yeah. I

00:39:12.079 --> 00:39:16.420
know I say this every day, but I did not feel

00:39:16.420 --> 00:39:18.420
like recording tonight. There was no part of

00:39:18.420 --> 00:39:22.920
me that wanted to do it. But here I am, rocking

00:39:22.920 --> 00:39:33.150
you like a hurricane, bitch. You know, we have

00:39:33.150 --> 00:39:36.710
never lived in a better time to watch entertainment.

00:39:37.230 --> 00:39:40.530
Now our streaming service is out of control.

00:39:41.750 --> 00:39:45.929
Yeah, it's funny. Yeah, it's true. But ladies

00:39:45.929 --> 00:39:48.690
and gentlemen, boys and girls, the same thing

00:39:48.690 --> 00:39:52.949
with streaming services is the fact that yeah,

00:39:53.010 --> 00:39:55.309
it might be getting close to how much cable was

00:39:55.309 --> 00:39:59.309
back in the day. Although YouTube TV being 95

00:39:59.309 --> 00:40:04.750
bucks can kiss my ass. Well, ladies and gentlemen,

00:40:04.769 --> 00:40:06.889
boys and girls, I think I'm breaking the record

00:40:06.889 --> 00:40:09.409
for how many times that term is said. Take a

00:40:09.409 --> 00:40:11.989
shot. Every time I say it, ladies and gentlemen,

00:40:11.989 --> 00:40:14.070
boys and girls, you'll be drunk in the next 20

00:40:14.070 --> 00:40:20.610
minutes. But even though back in the day, it

00:40:20.610 --> 00:40:22.449
might be becoming the same price as what cable

00:40:22.449 --> 00:40:25.550
was. You can watch essentially what you want,

00:40:25.630 --> 00:40:28.210
whatever you want. And we have two -minute commercial

00:40:28.210 --> 00:40:30.090
breaks if you don't get the premium package.

00:40:30.789 --> 00:40:36.449
Not five minutes, like over -the -air TV. I mean,

00:40:36.449 --> 00:40:41.989
seriously. Are you out of your mind? You shouldn't

00:40:41.989 --> 00:40:43.809
be complaining. This is what we dreamed of 22

00:40:43.809 --> 00:40:47.750
years ago. If you want to watch the stinky cat

00:40:47.750 --> 00:40:52.679
episode of Fred's, you can watch it. Back in

00:40:52.679 --> 00:40:55.019
the day, if you were watching Nick and I, and

00:40:55.019 --> 00:40:56.900
they were showing the Are We On A Break episode

00:40:56.900 --> 00:40:59.559
for the 90th time, it's not what you wanted to

00:40:59.559 --> 00:41:02.380
watch. You can watch what you want, when you

00:41:02.380 --> 00:41:09.780
want. It's great. So, to all my, you know, corporate

00:41:09.780 --> 00:41:13.239
listeners out there, I have a question for you.

00:41:15.239 --> 00:41:20.809
So, in my day job at Paisley Meeting, I use,

00:41:20.809 --> 00:41:26.769
we use Microsoft Outlook. And I will get these

00:41:26.769 --> 00:41:32.469
notifications. I need, this is from my boss Speedy.

00:41:32.610 --> 00:41:35.869
I need this commercial made. I need that. I go,

00:41:35.889 --> 00:41:39.630
okay, cool. That's what I do. But for some reason,

00:41:39.809 --> 00:41:42.670
it's called, the website's called V Creative.

00:41:44.329 --> 00:41:46.769
And it's where you find out what commercials

00:41:46.769 --> 00:41:50.800
need to be made. And what I want to ask you guys

00:41:50.800 --> 00:41:56.699
is with Microsoft Outlook, the most important

00:41:56.699 --> 00:42:01.800
emails being the ones from my boss or the ones

00:42:01.800 --> 00:42:04.460
from V Creative show up in the other folder.

00:42:04.980 --> 00:42:09.460
And I've tried to figure out how to make it not

00:42:09.460 --> 00:42:12.500
show up in the other folder, but it's showing

00:42:12.500 --> 00:42:17.219
up in the other folder. What do I do? Leave me

00:42:17.219 --> 00:42:21.739
a voicemail. 8 -5 -6 -49 -hoppy. I was trying

00:42:21.739 --> 00:42:24.360
to load up the TMZ website, and I almost opened

00:42:24.360 --> 00:42:28.039
up TNA Flicks, which is a good porn site. That

00:42:28.039 --> 00:42:33.079
would have been good to do at work. Yeah. I don't

00:42:33.079 --> 00:42:36.039
need to report. The worst was when I was at a

00:42:36.039 --> 00:42:38.519
conservative job two years ago, going on three

00:42:38.519 --> 00:42:42.019
years ago, and I was trying to open up a YouTube,

00:42:42.079 --> 00:42:45.840
and you just opened up, and the alarm went off.

00:42:46.989 --> 00:42:49.349
And my boss is like, Ryan, we gotta ask you about

00:42:49.349 --> 00:42:51.409
your internet history. And I'm like, oh, I'm

00:42:51.409 --> 00:42:54.210
sorry. Even though they all probably spank it

00:42:54.210 --> 00:42:59.949
at work. I bet they all have Grindr accounts.

00:43:01.349 --> 00:43:03.889
All right, I'm feeling a little sleepy right

00:43:03.889 --> 00:43:10.150
now. Like not bad, sleepy, but not great. I'm

00:43:10.150 --> 00:43:13.429
a sad guy, man. Not sad like I hate my life and

00:43:13.429 --> 00:43:19.070
I'm just like freaking burned out. My whole existence

00:43:19.070 --> 00:43:22.869
is to entertain you, folks. It's all I really

00:43:22.869 --> 00:43:28.250
care about. And I have recorded, oh jeez, I have

00:43:28.250 --> 00:43:31.489
recorded 21 days in a row. Give me a round of

00:43:31.489 --> 00:43:35.489
applause. Baby, make that ass clap. It's that

00:43:35.489 --> 00:43:38.090
Waka Flocka song. Wish I could play it, but it's

00:43:38.090 --> 00:43:42.579
copyrighted. Here's the deal. Normally I would

00:43:42.579 --> 00:43:47.280
go into Instagram and YouTube and DMZ. We have

00:43:47.280 --> 00:43:51.539
so much to get to do today. But what we're going

00:43:51.539 --> 00:43:54.639
to do is play a banger in the club to get the

00:43:54.639 --> 00:44:14.909
stuff going. So I'll be right back here. RyanHoppyRadio

00:44:14.909 --> 00:44:17.570
.com Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably

00:44:17.570 --> 00:44:20.869
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

00:44:21.170 --> 00:44:26.789
all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.

00:44:28.050 --> 00:44:31.489
The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't

00:44:31.489 --> 00:44:33.789
feel like listening to this next song, you can

00:44:33.789 --> 00:44:36.570
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

00:44:36.570 --> 00:44:38.949
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

00:44:40.969 --> 00:44:43.090
Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right

00:44:43.090 --> 00:45:23.010
back. I got a question, I don't ask why When

00:45:23.010 --> 00:45:25.730
you're chillin' with a girl all Saturday night

00:45:25.730 --> 00:45:29.869
You try to play me, actin' like a fool Saw you

00:45:29.869 --> 00:45:33.590
kissin' up another girl, breakin' the rules Have

00:45:33.590 --> 00:45:37.210
you fought in the game? For when you get home,

00:45:37.389 --> 00:45:40.329
then you'll be packin' your things Cause you

00:45:40.329 --> 00:45:49.429
thought that you had the Before you, before you

00:46:21.739 --> 00:46:24.460
Bet it out, was she worth the problems? Let your

00:46:24.460 --> 00:47:47.030
ass be heaven Heaven the next girl, caught your

00:47:47.030 --> 00:47:49.889
husband creepin' with the girl next door, it

00:47:49.889 --> 00:47:53.630
came back like a boomerang, you best girl, equality

00:47:53.630 --> 00:47:56.849
is what keep me and my lady standin', so when

00:47:56.849 --> 00:47:59.510
I tell her she pretty, she tell me I'm handsome,

00:47:59.769 --> 00:48:03.570
if you and your man had a misunderstanding, let

00:48:03.570 --> 00:48:06.889
me bone your mind to this understanding, he wants

00:48:06.889 --> 00:48:09.789
to teach you to understand him, so that's not

00:48:09.789 --> 00:48:12.690
a misunderstanding, that's a Mr. Understanding,

00:48:12.989 --> 00:49:37.579
he I'm sorry. You know why you've never heard

00:49:37.579 --> 00:49:40.460
that song? Because it's unreleased. And unfortunately

00:49:40.460 --> 00:49:44.519
on this show, those are the only things we can

00:49:44.519 --> 00:49:48.480
apply. He had daddy issues and is attracted to

00:49:48.480 --> 00:49:51.280
women with them. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with

00:49:51.280 --> 00:49:54.309
Ryan Hoppy. Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy is your

00:49:54.309 --> 00:49:56.230
alternative to the typical morning show with

00:49:56.230 --> 00:50:00.210
fake dating segments. You know what I mean? Jelly

00:50:00.210 --> 00:50:07.449
bean? Let me press this button right here. Hey,

00:50:07.449 --> 00:50:12.469
this is Eric Zane. You're like, who? Yeah, I

00:50:12.469 --> 00:50:15.429
know. Anyway, you're listening to Ryan Hoppy.

00:50:15.849 --> 00:50:19.170
Hoppy Hour. This motherfucker is resilient as

00:50:19.170 --> 00:50:23.090
shit. Everybody tries to rub Ryan's fucking face

00:50:23.090 --> 00:50:26.409
in dog shit, and then he always picks himself

00:50:26.409 --> 00:50:30.570
up. I love that. Fuck everybody. Give them the

00:50:30.570 --> 00:50:34.789
finger and kick their ass, Ryan Hoppy. Welcome

00:50:34.789 --> 00:51:46.440
to Hoppy Hour. Door is closing. Ah! The other

00:51:46.440 --> 00:52:18.320
stations are tuned in, too. Shower ride, we shake

00:52:18.320 --> 00:52:20.900
the ground From the shot to the break, hey, hey

00:52:20.900 --> 00:52:25.039
That sound, hey, hey Yeah, say brag, brag Hey,

00:52:25.059 --> 00:52:28.099
hey, hoppies in the house Hands up, hands up,

00:52:28.119 --> 00:52:31.880
wild in the crowd Say hoppy hour, hoppy hour

00:52:31.880 --> 00:52:35.860
Say turn it louder, turn it louder Hey, hey,

00:52:36.179 --> 00:52:39.000
hoppies in the house Talk that talk, we call

00:52:39.000 --> 00:52:41.840
them all out From Chi -town blocks to the Tampa

00:52:41.840 --> 00:52:44.289
sun If you're scared of The truth better start

00:52:44.289 --> 00:52:48.909
to run 6 '9", big mic, big talk Midwest made,

00:52:49.030 --> 00:52:51.489
now he run the Gulf Coast walk Morning show,

00:52:51.610 --> 00:52:54.829
but the topic's grown Spilling tea on your favorite

00:52:54.829 --> 00:52:57.849
phones blown Yeah, he laughing in his deadline

00:52:57.849 --> 00:53:01.630
Rich and elite, y 'all out of your mind Red carpet

00:53:01.630 --> 00:53:04.550
rumors, messy in the sheets If they did dirt,

00:53:04.710 --> 00:53:25.139
he replay the receipts If you're scared of the

00:53:25.139 --> 00:53:28.000
truth, better start to run When the city roots,

00:53:28.099 --> 00:53:31.039
but he love that show Tampa Bay breeze, he want

00:53:31.039 --> 00:53:34.199
more, more, more Lines lit up, every state on

00:53:34.199 --> 00:53:38.099
blast National wave, got the dial on max He love

00:53:38.099 --> 00:53:41.260
women, yeah, he say it bold Blurred on air, let

00:53:41.260 --> 00:53:43.940
the stories unfold Wrong conversation, never

00:53:43.940 --> 00:53:46.780
planned it safe If you fake on the date, he expose

00:53:46.780 --> 00:54:26.789
that face Hey, puppies in the house What? It's

00:54:26.789 --> 00:54:55.019
Hoppy Hour now, yeah, the show begun. You can

00:54:55.019 --> 00:54:58.079
always email me, ryanhoppyradio at gmail .com.

00:54:58.980 --> 00:55:01.820
All right. Let's see what's going on with Instagram.

00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:09.079
All right. Let's see here. Here's an interesting

00:55:09.079 --> 00:55:15.400
clip I saved. Here's the top thing that women

00:55:15.400 --> 00:55:17.840
find attractive in men. Number one thing that

00:55:17.840 --> 00:55:20.440
women find attractive in men. Whenever my friends

00:55:20.440 --> 00:55:22.139
communicate about their frustrations with men,

00:55:22.239 --> 00:55:24.519
it's always around this very attainable quality

00:55:24.519 --> 00:55:26.639
that you can have if you don't have it already.

00:55:26.880 --> 00:55:29.380
And no, this is not about being in the best shape

00:55:29.380 --> 00:55:32.760
or having some important title. It is true that

00:55:32.760 --> 00:55:34.880
men who are irresistible to women are that way

00:55:34.880 --> 00:55:36.739
because of the choices they consistently make.

00:55:36.820 --> 00:55:38.500
If you want to talk more about it, the link is

00:55:38.500 --> 00:55:41.199
in my bio. Book a call. No, no one cares. They're

00:55:41.199 --> 00:55:44.400
not booking a Zoom call with you. When I hear

00:55:44.400 --> 00:55:46.079
my friends talk about their frustrations with

00:55:46.079 --> 00:55:48.980
men, it's always about men who are stagnant in

00:55:48.980 --> 00:55:51.099
some way. These men usually are in great shape

00:55:51.099 --> 00:55:53.340
and they have that important title. But that's

00:55:53.340 --> 00:55:55.900
all they have. There's so many guys out there

00:55:55.900 --> 00:55:59.840
that are muscling. And that's what they live

00:55:59.840 --> 00:56:04.900
for. They can still be missing momentum. Yeah,

00:56:05.019 --> 00:56:07.300
I agree. Still men who are comfortable being

00:56:07.300 --> 00:56:12.230
stagnant. Yeah, that is not a term to... Those

00:56:12.230 --> 00:56:14.349
are things that girls have told me, like, I like

00:56:14.349 --> 00:56:17.070
your hard work. You got to be careful about the

00:56:17.070 --> 00:56:19.510
clown chaser. I saw this headline here, and it

00:56:19.510 --> 00:56:23.889
made me so sad. Anne Hathaway is pregnant. That

00:56:23.889 --> 00:56:28.590
was supposed to be my baby. No. American Dad's

00:56:28.590 --> 00:56:31.530
going to have RuPaul on it. You better work,

00:56:31.530 --> 00:56:33.309
cover girl. It's going to be a good episode.

00:56:35.300 --> 00:56:37.539
Here's a woman saying the man she sleeps with

00:56:37.539 --> 00:56:39.980
is not the man she marries. Women choose who

00:56:39.980 --> 00:56:42.420
they sleep with for chemistry. They choose who

00:56:42.420 --> 00:56:45.719
they marry for safety. Yeah, that is not good.

00:56:45.800 --> 00:56:48.019
No wonder relationships end with no sex. They

00:56:48.019 --> 00:56:54.219
just want to be safe. That's it. Oh, jeez. Most

00:56:54.219 --> 00:56:57.360
men only know how to be one of those two. That's

00:56:57.360 --> 00:57:00.619
something you got to work on. If it happens,

00:57:00.820 --> 00:57:03.460
it happens. I'm just sorry. I don't want to say

00:57:03.460 --> 00:57:07.440
dejected from women. That's kind of insult vibes.

00:57:07.599 --> 00:57:11.260
But I'm just like, if it happens, if I die alone,

00:57:11.719 --> 00:57:15.900
I die alone. I saw this next headline here. I

00:57:15.900 --> 00:57:21.420
thought this was very alarming. Gen Z's often

00:57:21.420 --> 00:57:25.400
wondering why they're so cranky. They're having

00:57:25.400 --> 00:57:27.460
the least amount of sex. I don't know. Oh my

00:57:27.460 --> 00:57:30.119
God. The other day, my son had a girl over. I

00:57:30.119 --> 00:57:32.940
walked in on them and they weren't having sex.

00:57:33.239 --> 00:57:36.039
Oh Lord. Let me guess. They were just sitting.

00:57:36.079 --> 00:57:38.460
What a horrible skit. It was not what I expected.

00:57:38.840 --> 00:57:46.360
Shut up. Your skit sucks. I guess there's a report

00:57:46.360 --> 00:57:48.599
that one in three men become gay when they go

00:57:48.599 --> 00:57:50.440
to prison. Yeah, you gotta get your rocks off

00:57:50.440 --> 00:57:55.710
somehow. Here's Stephanie Joy, town DJ, her telling

00:57:55.710 --> 00:57:58.809
Cam Newton that she would date DJ Academics.

00:57:59.070 --> 00:58:02.429
Would you go on a date with DJ Academics? Oh,

00:58:02.429 --> 00:58:08.170
yes. And how many men has she been with? Is that

00:58:08.170 --> 00:58:15.570
a lock in herpes? Possibly yes, maybe yes, or

00:58:15.570 --> 00:58:20.000
a hell yes. I'm ready at 8 p .m. right now. Man,

00:58:20.000 --> 00:58:22.280
that's got to make DJ Academics hard as hell.

00:58:24.460 --> 00:58:27.079
You got to wrap that penis of yours in like a

00:58:27.079 --> 00:58:29.960
garbage, not a garbage truck, like a garbage

00:58:29.960 --> 00:58:33.599
bag to make sure you don't get anything. Here's

00:58:33.599 --> 00:58:35.780
a weird headline. Bring your kid to work day

00:58:35.780 --> 00:58:37.900
is fun, but if the work in question is robbing

00:58:37.900 --> 00:58:40.400
a cemetery mausoleum, let's not participate.

00:58:40.719 --> 00:58:43.019
A West Houston cemetery has become a crime scene.

00:58:43.219 --> 00:58:45.139
Surveillance video caught a woman stealing jewelry

00:58:45.139 --> 00:58:47.659
and other valuables from a mausoleum with a toddler

00:58:47.659 --> 00:58:52.630
by her side. She allegedly targeted glass front

00:58:52.630 --> 00:58:55.210
cremation niches containing the remains and memorial

00:58:55.210 --> 00:58:57.829
items of loved ones. Investigators say the woman

00:58:57.829 --> 00:59:00.230
used a tool to manipulate locks on a protective

00:59:00.230 --> 00:59:02.570
glass panel. Once she was inside, she allegedly

00:59:02.570 --> 00:59:09.329
removed jewelry and other valuables, all while

00:59:09.329 --> 00:59:19.539
a toddler moved alongside her. Here's Ray J talking

00:59:19.539 --> 00:59:22.800
about if Kris Jenner filmed him during sex. Making

00:59:22.800 --> 00:59:24.880
the sex tape with Kim Kardashian. I'm just telling

00:59:24.880 --> 00:59:27.380
the truth now. Tape was already done. I never

00:59:27.380 --> 00:59:30.280
had the sex tapes in my hand. Oh yeah, even though

00:59:30.280 --> 00:59:32.880
you had it in your hand. Ever. Ever. You're the

00:59:32.880 --> 00:59:35.239
star of the film. They've always been in her

00:59:35.239 --> 00:59:37.940
shoebox. Okay. I never touched them. Okay. Once

00:59:37.940 --> 00:59:41.780
they were done, shoebox to mom. To mom. To mom.

00:59:42.360 --> 00:59:48.300
Films, shoebox, mom. It's riveting stuff. That's

00:59:48.300 --> 00:59:52.920
just so good. Atlanta's number one in OnlyFans

00:59:52.920 --> 00:59:56.980
being purchased. Sounds about right. It's a very

00:59:56.980 --> 01:00:00.739
dark city. 50 Cent was making jokes about Faze

01:00:00.739 --> 01:00:06.260
on Love being behind in child support. Here's

01:00:06.260 --> 01:00:09.159
R .A .J. getting intimate, talking about getting

01:00:09.159 --> 01:00:12.619
intimate with Sukiyama. With the good cooch.

01:00:12.639 --> 01:00:20.349
Oh, yeah. so so I don't need to listen to this

01:00:20.349 --> 01:00:28.070
I'm getting frustrated with the neighbors here's

01:00:28.070 --> 01:00:30.309
Pete Davidson saying he feels bad for Hawk Tua

01:00:30.309 --> 01:00:32.730
the thing with that Hawk Tua girl was so sad

01:00:32.730 --> 01:00:35.710
like I remember just being like this is sad yeah

01:00:36.539 --> 01:00:39.280
Like she's not, you know what I mean? What's

01:00:39.280 --> 01:00:42.320
going on here? She's jerking or something. She

01:00:42.320 --> 01:00:45.699
was kind of hypothetically. What? Talk, you idiot!

01:00:46.119 --> 01:00:49.519
BJ, BJing a man or something on. the interview,

01:00:49.780 --> 01:00:52.139
and then they got her into a meme coin or something.

01:00:52.219 --> 01:00:54.960
I was like, what? She was like this sweet girl

01:00:54.960 --> 01:00:58.539
that's like, everyone fell in love with her because

01:00:58.539 --> 01:01:01.960
she's kind of normal and just cares about pets,

01:01:02.099 --> 01:01:03.599
and everyone's like, this girl's actually cool.

01:01:04.300 --> 01:01:07.300
Then does one thing that didn't go the way everybody

01:01:07.300 --> 01:01:09.679
wanted it to, and she doesn't know how to fucking

01:01:09.679 --> 01:01:13.880
run crypto. I don't even know what crypto is,

01:01:14.079 --> 01:01:16.780
dude. Are you kidding me? If I can't hold it

01:01:16.780 --> 01:01:19.440
physically, I don't fuck with it. I like Pete

01:01:19.440 --> 01:01:22.900
Davidson. Here's my celebrity spirit animal.

01:01:23.179 --> 01:01:28.539
Yeah, man, Cuddy. Happy Hot Topic. What's going

01:01:28.539 --> 01:01:35.280
on with these morons? Today on TMZ, The Plot.

01:01:35.469 --> 01:01:37.929
It thickens with the Taylor Swift wedding. It

01:01:37.929 --> 01:01:40.230
doesn't look like the wedding itself is gonna

01:01:40.230 --> 01:01:43.070
be at Madison Square Garden, but Rhode Island

01:01:43.070 --> 01:01:47.889
Mansion is buzzing with activity. A bunch of

01:01:47.889 --> 01:01:49.969
people have gathered. There's a woman who looks

01:01:49.969 --> 01:01:52.630
like her friend Abigail. Abigail's the hot piece

01:01:52.630 --> 01:01:55.090
of man. There with her baby. Is that Abigail

01:01:55.090 --> 01:01:59.469
from Magic 94 Night Mornings? It could be a bachelorette

01:01:59.469 --> 01:02:01.670
party. It could be the wedding itself. Nobody

01:02:01.670 --> 01:02:03.889
is a mom and brings their kids to a bachelorette

01:02:03.889 --> 01:02:07.969
party. I'd rather eat glass than bring my toddler.

01:02:08.389 --> 01:02:13.469
What an annoying run. Mm -hmm. We got Christopher

01:02:13.469 --> 01:02:15.670
Meloni out. Jalen Brunson, he wants to get on

01:02:15.670 --> 01:02:17.610
SVU. Do you think he has what it takes? Absolutely.

01:02:17.909 --> 01:02:19.389
Well, Christopher's not on it. Of course they

01:02:19.389 --> 01:02:22.980
want him on it. Mm -hmm. anymore. He was on like

01:02:22.980 --> 01:02:25.880
law and order, organized crime. He would go undercover,

01:02:26.139 --> 01:02:28.179
which you can only go undercover so many times.

01:02:28.239 --> 01:02:30.380
That's not true. I went undercover all the time.

01:02:30.460 --> 01:02:32.500
Didn't you uncover fraud? People went to prison

01:02:32.500 --> 01:02:34.719
and now they watch TMZ and they still see it.

01:02:35.639 --> 01:02:38.710
It would be crazy for them. Michelle Obama gave

01:02:38.710 --> 01:02:41.469
the Heimlich maneuver to her friend. And it dislodged

01:02:41.469 --> 01:02:43.909
it. Suppose you're eating steak and you start

01:02:43.909 --> 01:02:47.769
choking and somebody does it. I hate that part

01:02:47.769 --> 01:02:50.369
of the show where they start talking and talking.

01:02:51.369 --> 01:02:57.079
Happy Hot Topic! Meet Travis Kelsey at midnight.

01:02:57.480 --> 01:03:00.219
Ahead of his wedding to Taylor Swift, the Kansas

01:03:00.219 --> 01:03:02.980
City Chiefs tight end enjoys a night out in L

01:03:02.980 --> 01:03:06.500
.A. with his brother, Jason Kelsey. Oh, yeah,

01:03:06.559 --> 01:03:10.000
I totally didn't cheat on her. Friends, including

01:03:10.000 --> 01:03:13.739
fellow NFL star Ross Travis and comedian Drewski.

01:03:14.159 --> 01:03:15.980
Oh, yeah, that's a good crowd to have around

01:03:15.980 --> 01:03:20.059
here. No, no, no. June 17th. There you go. See

01:03:20.059 --> 01:03:30.179
you, boys. I'm sure nothing happened. Hey, the

01:03:30.179 --> 01:03:37.280
dog. And Hathaway is pregnant and expecting baby

01:03:37.280 --> 01:03:39.980
number three with Adam Schulman. That's supposed

01:03:39.980 --> 01:03:43.360
to be my baby. God damn it. The Devil Wears Prada

01:03:43.360 --> 01:03:45.760
star shares a sweet video of herself in a glowing

01:03:45.760 --> 01:03:48.280
white dress. That's such a hot piece of ass.

01:03:50.110 --> 01:03:52.710
I can't even look at it. I'm so jealous. It's

01:03:52.710 --> 01:03:56.670
supposed to be mine. Mine only! It would be one

01:03:56.670 --> 01:03:59.769
of the greatest professional honors of my life

01:03:59.769 --> 01:04:04.969
if you would slap me. I'd be privileged to slap

01:04:04.969 --> 01:04:08.489
you. It's that hot piece of ass Deirdre Hall

01:04:08.489 --> 01:04:11.409
from Days of Our Lives gonna smack Craig Melvin.

01:04:12.030 --> 01:04:14.969
Doing us all a favor. McMillivan has one of the

01:04:14.969 --> 01:04:18.070
best days of his life. The Today host fulfills

01:04:18.070 --> 01:04:20.590
a lifelong dream on the June 19th episode of

01:04:20.590 --> 01:04:23.630
The Morning Show as he requests a slap in the

01:04:23.630 --> 01:04:26.670
face from longtime Days of Our Lives star Deidre

01:04:26.670 --> 01:04:29.670
Hall, who has starred on the soap opera for 50

01:04:29.670 --> 01:04:33.469
years. Deidre explains to Craig how she'll orchestrate

01:04:33.469 --> 01:04:37.469
the iconic moment. Be gentle now. Don't hurt

01:04:37.469 --> 01:04:42.139
the money. Forget it. I'm gonna... Draw my hand

01:04:42.139 --> 01:04:44.639
back. Okay. And I'm going to come very close

01:04:44.639 --> 01:04:47.260
to your face. Okay. And when you feel that happen,

01:04:47.320 --> 01:04:49.559
you're going to snap your head. Okay. You ready?

01:04:49.860 --> 01:04:53.360
I think I am. All right. Your crew's ready. Oh,

01:04:53.360 --> 01:05:00.900
boy. He's a dish. That was hilarious. God, she's

01:05:00.900 --> 01:05:06.829
a cougar. I can't play it, but... It's got music

01:05:06.829 --> 01:05:08.829
in the background, but Shakira's got a new boyfriend

01:05:08.829 --> 01:05:13.329
being this lawyer. Can you imagine a hot piece

01:05:13.329 --> 01:05:15.150
of ass lawyer? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

01:05:15.170 --> 01:05:17.750
wait. I'm so addicted to saying hot piece. I

01:05:17.750 --> 01:05:19.929
just called a guy a hot piece. I'll accept the

01:05:19.929 --> 01:05:24.670
defeat. And now, please welcome former First

01:05:24.670 --> 01:05:29.599
Lady Michelle Obama, Malia and Sasha Obama. and

01:05:29.599 --> 01:05:34.139
our fourth president of the united states the

01:05:34.139 --> 01:05:36.480
truth is the girls don't pay much attention to

01:05:36.480 --> 01:05:41.440
you know what is being said about me maybe not

01:05:41.440 --> 01:05:44.989
back in 2012 but that's definitely changed Check

01:05:44.989 --> 01:05:48.050
out Malia and Sasha Obama all grown up and making

01:05:48.050 --> 01:05:50.269
a rare public appearance to support their dad

01:05:50.269 --> 01:05:52.869
Barack as he opens his new presidential center

01:05:52.869 --> 01:06:00.090
with a star -studded celebration on the south

01:06:00.090 --> 01:06:17.099
side of Chicago. What can I say? Your mom hates

01:06:17.099 --> 01:06:19.420
me, but whatever. You mean everything to me.

01:06:19.699 --> 01:06:24.480
There you go. And then D4VD, David's friend,

01:06:24.639 --> 01:06:29.800
says that he had nothing to do with it. He's

01:06:29.800 --> 01:06:33.159
a lying psychopath. This woman named Crystal

01:06:33.159 --> 01:06:35.940
Lawson is facing 100 felonies for leaking info

01:06:35.940 --> 01:06:39.599
to a drug ring as a cop. There was a video of

01:06:39.599 --> 01:06:42.599
Carmelo Anthony, not the failed NBA superstar,

01:06:42.860 --> 01:06:46.869
no, the murderer. saying he did it. Kevin Hart

01:06:46.869 --> 01:06:49.929
claims his ex -assistant owes him for breach

01:06:49.929 --> 01:06:54.809
of contract. And I could not believe this. How

01:06:54.809 --> 01:07:00.329
much of a cloud -chasing loser is Bonnie XO's

01:07:00.329 --> 01:07:04.369
husband that he's making TikTok videos saying

01:07:04.369 --> 01:07:09.730
he wants her back? Are you serious, dude? You

01:07:09.730 --> 01:07:13.889
make all men look bad. You have no game. Yeah,

01:07:13.889 --> 01:07:17.329
I get it. Sometimes you romanticize your ex.

01:07:17.550 --> 01:07:22.130
I do. And I bet Bonnie XO is fun in bed. I get

01:07:22.130 --> 01:07:26.849
it. She's hot. But do you really want her back,

01:07:26.929 --> 01:07:31.710
dude? She got plowed by jelly roll. That should

01:07:31.710 --> 01:07:36.590
be horrifying enough. Oh, but I miss her. You're

01:07:36.590 --> 01:07:41.150
a beta male dummy. You should never want somebody

01:07:41.150 --> 01:07:46.789
back after you break up with them. Never. Think

01:07:46.789 --> 01:07:49.710
about that fatty before he cheated and took Ozempic

01:07:49.710 --> 01:07:51.969
and cheated on her. Imagine him on top of her,

01:07:52.010 --> 01:07:57.789
plowing high. You want that back? Have at it.

01:07:58.070 --> 01:08:03.349
You're a beta male idiot. I saw this online here.

01:08:05.989 --> 01:08:10.309
What's up, y 'all? What's up, man? This morning,

01:08:10.429 --> 01:08:15.869
comedian Carlos Mencia under arrest. I have a

01:08:15.869 --> 01:08:19.210
car. It's on my Instagram. I met him 10 years

01:08:19.210 --> 01:08:23.569
ago on a college show. I'm going to whip somebody's

01:08:23.569 --> 01:08:27.029
ass. No, but he's nice enough. But he's an idiot.

01:08:27.789 --> 01:08:31.829
Why do celebrities think they can cheat taxes?

01:08:32.010 --> 01:08:35.590
You can cheat on your wife all you want. But

01:08:35.590 --> 01:08:37.649
you're never going to beat the IRS, you idiot.

01:08:38.149 --> 01:08:40.890
Accused of not paying taxes on nearly $9 million

01:08:40.890 --> 01:08:45.310
of income. He'll steal your jokes and your money.

01:08:45.590 --> 01:08:48.029
It's actually called a smartphone because it's

01:08:48.029 --> 01:08:51.050
going to make you smarter. Ha ha ha. Hell yes.

01:08:51.550 --> 01:08:54.829
So long. Stand -up comedian is now charged with

01:08:54.829 --> 01:08:57.789
12 felony counts. Prosecutors allege he failed

01:08:57.789 --> 01:09:00.210
to file personal and business tax returns between.

01:09:00.329 --> 01:09:03.529
Man, he has like a lot of poses, like his hand

01:09:03.529 --> 01:09:06.109
over his mouth. It's like, God, yeah, dude. In

01:09:06.109 --> 01:09:10.590
2019 and 2024, resulting in more than $300 ,000

01:09:10.590 --> 01:09:14.350
in unpaid California state taxes. Why would that

01:09:14.350 --> 01:09:17.949
not go unnoticed, you idiot? No wonder your career

01:09:17.949 --> 01:09:21.859
peaked in 07. You're dumb. He is on the California

01:09:21.859 --> 01:09:26.319
Franchise Tax Board's list of the 500 greatest

01:09:26.319 --> 01:09:29.840
tax delinquents in both personal and corporate

01:09:29.840 --> 01:09:33.220
income categories. Yeah, it's not the category

01:09:33.220 --> 01:09:35.840
you want to be on. You're never on the list of

01:09:35.840 --> 01:09:38.800
best comedians, so this is the best you can do.

01:09:39.699 --> 01:09:42.100
The California Franchise Tax Board allegedly

01:09:42.100 --> 01:09:45.979
sent Mencia 78 payment notices, but they... Yeah,

01:09:45.979 --> 01:09:48.500
you know, he doesn't check his mail. Because

01:09:48.500 --> 01:09:52.079
he's crying that rug and scorn his ass. Claim

01:09:52.079 --> 01:09:55.079
he never responded. Mencia began doing stand

01:09:55.079 --> 01:09:57.920
-up in the 1980s in Los Angeles. Oh, he's so

01:09:57.920 --> 01:10:02.119
funny! And in the early 2000s, became one of

01:10:02.119 --> 01:10:05.000
the most popular comics in the country. I'm so

01:10:05.000 --> 01:10:06.920
embarrassed that in middle school I liked the

01:10:06.920 --> 01:10:10.300
mind of Mencia. I'm an idiot! Gotta talk about

01:10:10.300 --> 01:10:15.520
this because, of course, it's tax day. During

01:10:15.520 --> 01:10:18.939
a 2007 show, he talked about how he thought taxes

01:10:18.939 --> 01:10:24.939
were important. Maybe I'm different, but I believe

01:10:24.939 --> 01:10:27.699
that taxes... He might get prison time, dude.

01:10:27.979 --> 01:10:31.039
...are a good thing. Because they're the only

01:10:31.039 --> 01:10:34.159
reason that keeps us from becoming a third world

01:10:34.159 --> 01:10:37.579
country like the one that most of us left to

01:10:37.579 --> 01:10:39.699
be in this great country in the first place.

01:10:40.260 --> 01:10:43.079
Yeah, and he's doing this post here where he's

01:10:43.079 --> 01:10:45.640
got his hands all out. You're an idiot, dude.

01:10:46.840 --> 01:10:50.319
You stole jokes from Rogan, who's a good podcast

01:10:50.319 --> 01:10:53.739
host, but a terrible comedian. Has not commented

01:10:53.739 --> 01:10:56.060
on the latest. Yeah, I'm pretty sure his lawyer

01:10:56.060 --> 01:10:58.800
told him to shut up. And for the first time ever,

01:10:59.319 --> 01:11:05.260
He was actually quiet. Idiots. Done it. Ron Hoppy

01:11:05.260 --> 01:11:10.159
on the air. Yeah, we backing this. Turn it up

01:11:10.159 --> 01:11:14.819
in your car. In your cubicle. Wherever you at.

01:11:15.760 --> 01:11:23.090
We got another one to talk about. Scroll, same

01:11:23.090 --> 01:11:26.149
face, same pose. Filter on thick like them fake

01:11:26.149 --> 01:11:28.750
friends' clothes. Capture so deep it don't say

01:11:28.750 --> 01:11:31.369
one thing. But the brand deal link always stay

01:11:31.369 --> 01:11:34.130
front page. To rehearse that laugh that I'm just

01:11:34.130 --> 01:11:36.970
like you. In a hotel mirror with a spontaneous

01:11:36.970 --> 01:11:39.149
view. Wants a mic, wants the merch, wants the

01:11:39.149 --> 01:11:41.630
podcast. Can't say a whole lot of words, but

01:11:41.630 --> 01:11:44.329
there's nothing really there. Alex Burrows is

01:11:44.329 --> 01:11:47.470
a wannabe, call her daddy. Wannabe, wannabe.

01:11:48.369 --> 01:11:52.399
Trying to copy every topic, everybody. Yeah,

01:11:52.399 --> 01:11:55.960
all soft, all blunt But it's hollow in the center

01:11:55.960 --> 01:12:00.779
You forget about the dinner Alex Pearl is a wannabe,

01:12:00.960 --> 01:12:04.739
that's tragic Same script, same lines, all plastic

01:12:04.739 --> 01:12:08.500
Happy hour, call it out, that's a habit We allergic

01:12:08.500 --> 01:12:13.220
to the fake Yeah, we got a habit Storytime hit,

01:12:13.279 --> 01:12:15.880
but it's all prepped tears Got a heartbreak arc

01:12:15.880 --> 01:12:18.739
every couple of years New boy, same plot, cue

01:12:18.739 --> 01:12:45.489
the ringtone We'll see you next time. But it's

01:12:45.489 --> 01:12:48.970
hollow in the center You forget about a dinner

01:12:48.970 --> 01:12:53.590
Alex Earl is a wannabe, that's tragic Same script,

01:12:53.689 --> 01:12:56.409
same lines, all plastic Hoppy, I will call it

01:12:56.409 --> 01:12:59.630
out, that's the habit We allergic to the fake

01:12:59.630 --> 01:13:04.970
Yeah, we gotta have him Runnin', runnin', they

01:13:04.970 --> 01:13:08.710
confused Clout with a soul Turn the timeline

01:13:08.710 --> 01:13:12.270
to a black hole, pretty face They can take, that's

01:13:12.270 --> 01:13:14.710
the package But empty stays empty, you can't

01:13:14.710 --> 01:13:17.770
capture magic So we sit on truth, that hot, be

01:13:17.770 --> 01:13:21.529
brute Every Friday, yeah, we review If the crown

01:13:21.529 --> 01:13:24.869
don't fit, don't grab it If the mic too heavy,

01:13:25.010 --> 01:13:29.050
don't drag it Alex Earl is a wannabe, call her

01:13:29.050 --> 01:13:32.750
daddy Wanna be, wanna be, wanna be Tryna copy

01:13:32.750 --> 01:13:36.649
every topic, everybody Come on, all, all talk,

01:13:36.829 --> 01:13:41.270
all glum But it's hollow in the center You forget

01:13:41.270 --> 01:13:45.029
about it, Jenna. Alex Earl is a wannabe. That's

01:13:45.029 --> 01:13:48.109
tragic. Same script, same lines, all plastic.

01:13:48.510 --> 01:13:51.930
Hoppy Hour, turn it up. Make them panic. Be allergic

01:13:51.930 --> 01:13:55.729
to the fake. Yeah, we got to have you. Hoppy

01:13:55.729 --> 01:14:02.729
Hour. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy

01:14:02.729 --> 01:14:09.789
Hour. Hoppy Hour. Oh, yeah. 856 -409 -HOPPY.

01:14:10.989 --> 01:14:15.770
8 -5 -6 -5 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at me

01:14:15.770 --> 01:14:20.590
at RyanHobbyRadio. You can always email me, RyanHobbyRadio

01:14:20.590 --> 01:14:37.239
at gmail .com, bitch. It might be the start of

01:14:37.239 --> 01:14:40.380
beautiful things for Benson Boone and Alex Earle.

01:14:40.479 --> 01:14:44.380
Oh, yeah! You know he's plowing hard. The singer

01:14:44.380 --> 01:14:46.899
and influencer spark romance rumors when stepping

01:14:46.899 --> 01:14:48.899
out for dinner in L .A. Kind of looks like Jack

01:14:48.899 --> 01:14:51.979
Harlow at the moment. Together on June 18th.

01:14:51.979 --> 01:14:54.439
For their outing at celeb hotspot Craig's, Earle

01:14:54.439 --> 01:14:56.920
was all smiles and a pair of oversized jeans

01:14:56.920 --> 01:15:00.319
and a sheer black lacy top. There you go. They're

01:15:00.319 --> 01:15:06.079
hanging out. Dinner thing! All right, this is

01:15:06.079 --> 01:15:09.079
my new favorite song, man. It's time for Jelly

01:15:09.079 --> 01:15:35.750
Rollin' Dudes. Heavy boots on a tiny walk Bunny

01:15:35.750 --> 01:15:38.770
XO, girl you know He's a late fee everywhere

01:15:38.770 --> 01:15:43.770
you go He takes up space Then acts surprised

01:15:43.770 --> 01:15:48.770
Said that's just me With those same old eyes

01:15:48.770 --> 01:15:54.310
Jelly Roll, go away Jelly Roll, go away Bunny

01:15:54.310 --> 01:16:19.430
needs a baby Little grin, same old mess you're

01:16:19.430 --> 01:16:22.510
dragging in Promise big, then break it small

01:16:22.510 --> 01:16:26.289
Always first to blame the wall Run this in, that

01:16:26.289 --> 01:16:29.829
same old show Tired of the yes -man glow She

01:16:29.829 --> 01:16:33.390
needs peace, she needs room Not your shadow in

01:16:33.390 --> 01:16:38.810
the room You take too much, you give too little

01:16:38.810 --> 01:16:58.090
All that noise just fits the mood She deserves

01:16:58.090 --> 01:17:03.149
more plain and clear Jelly Roll Let her breathe,

01:17:03.329 --> 01:17:06.590
let her shine Let her have her own damn life

01:17:06.590 --> 01:17:10.090
No more dragging through the door No more begging

01:17:35.369 --> 01:17:39.329
All right, let's see what's going on with everyone's

01:17:39.329 --> 01:17:45.520
favorite former white trash couple. Jelly Roll

01:17:45.520 --> 01:17:47.960
slams cheating rumors amid his divorce from Bunny

01:17:47.960 --> 01:17:50.920
XO. How are we supposed to believe you? You admitted

01:17:50.920 --> 01:17:54.319
before you cheated on her and you married a prostitute.

01:17:55.180 --> 01:17:57.039
How are we supposed to know what's true, dude?

01:17:57.579 --> 01:17:59.779
The singer breaks his silence on his breakup

01:17:59.779 --> 01:18:02.479
with Bunny XO after 10 years of marriage, shutting

01:18:02.479 --> 01:18:04.739
down speculation that their split in May had

01:18:04.739 --> 01:18:07.199
anything to do with cheating. Of course not.

01:18:07.279 --> 01:18:13.000
You're so perfect. Shut up. He says that his

01:18:13.000 --> 01:18:15.739
June 18th concert per video footage shared to

01:18:15.739 --> 01:18:18.739
his Instagram. The Internet is a liar. Me and

01:18:18.739 --> 01:18:21.640
my wife are best friends. Oh, yeah. It's totally

01:18:21.640 --> 01:18:24.579
what she said on her podcast. Not at all. You

01:18:24.579 --> 01:18:29.399
idiot. You must just think we're dumb. Psycho

01:18:29.399 --> 01:18:35.640
fan fan. Kiss your ass. Now I'm the only one

01:18:35.640 --> 01:18:38.899
that calls it out. We will always be best friends.

01:18:39.119 --> 01:18:44.060
You guys are best friends. We just got off the

01:18:44.060 --> 01:18:50.550
phone earlier today. And Bunny XO says that she

01:18:50.550 --> 01:18:52.770
loved him more than he loved her. And here she

01:18:52.770 --> 01:18:55.729
is denying that she's dating Chad Kroger. This

01:18:55.729 --> 01:18:58.470
is so wrong. I am not dating Chad Kroger. I am

01:18:58.470 --> 01:19:02.050
so sorry to Chad and Nickelback for this happening.

01:19:03.170 --> 01:19:06.069
It's embarrassing. Whatever, honey. You're not

01:19:06.069 --> 01:19:08.810
that interesting. That was the internet that

01:19:08.810 --> 01:19:13.010
wasn't you. I know. What about the cackling morons?

01:19:13.420 --> 01:19:16.640
Okay? The internet made that rumor. I know. I

01:19:16.640 --> 01:19:19.020
can't listen to this. It's just like blah, blah.

01:19:19.439 --> 01:19:23.760
Oh, blah. That's all you're doing. Blah, blah,

01:19:23.760 --> 01:19:27.600
blah, blah, blah. But then again, isn't that

01:19:27.600 --> 01:19:30.859
what I do on this show? Time for Royal Family

01:19:30.859 --> 01:19:37.819
News. Uh, uh, uh. Yeah, yeah. It's the back on,

01:19:37.819 --> 01:19:43.930
on. It's the back on, on. Uh, uh, uh. Static

01:19:43.930 --> 01:19:46.970
crackle mic pops, happy hours live Spittin' flames

01:19:46.970 --> 01:19:49.210
on the royals, watch them squirm and dive Prince

01:19:49.210 --> 01:19:51.970
Andrew creepin' Epstein's ghost in the air Royal

01:19:51.970 --> 01:19:54.909
bloodline dirty, but they actin' on fair Megan

01:19:54.909 --> 01:19:58.069
playin' victim, spotlight a game Got the crown

01:19:58.069 --> 01:20:01.050
shook, can't handle the flame Napo babies flexin',

01:20:01.050 --> 01:20:03.250
silver spoons in they fists But Hoppy call it

01:20:03.250 --> 01:20:05.930
foul, they can't duck from the disc Happy hours

01:20:05.930 --> 01:20:09.329
with bombs, hittin' the waves No crowns, no thrones,

01:20:09.369 --> 01:20:11.869
just the mic and the blaze Ghosts and royals

01:20:12.170 --> 01:20:15.069
Hypocrisy displayed, turn the volume up Let the

01:20:15.069 --> 01:20:18.090
truth cascade Queen's tea sippin', but the kettle

01:20:18.090 --> 01:20:21.050
stay hot Hoppy's throwin' shots, royal egos gettin'

01:20:21.210 --> 01:20:23.609
caught Palace halls crumble from the words that

01:20:23.609 --> 01:20:26.569
he spoke Prince Andrew's alibi, nah, that's a

01:20:26.569 --> 01:20:28.869
joke Meghan preachin' kindness, but the script

01:20:28.869 --> 01:20:30.970
don't align Hoppy peepin' through the curtain,

01:20:31.029 --> 01:20:33.689
seein' truth in decline Royal rules ancient,

01:20:33.970 --> 01:20:36.369
dust on the crown Hoppy hour breakin' chains,

01:20:36.649 --> 01:20:39.909
burnin' it down Static bug Voices ride, airwaves

01:20:39.909 --> 01:20:42.550
on fire. Taking on the monarchy. Call him the

01:20:42.550 --> 01:20:44.949
town crier. Speaking truth to power, they can't

01:20:44.949 --> 01:20:47.630
muzzle the sound. Hoppy hour reigns, while the

01:20:47.630 --> 01:21:01.609
royals go down. Alright. I know. Yo! Hoppy Hot

01:21:01.609 --> 01:21:07.229
Topic! I should probably have a YouTube. Unmuted!

01:21:08.439 --> 01:21:10.439
Prince William is revealing his secret hobby.

01:21:10.819 --> 01:21:12.920
The Prince of Wales shares that he still keeps

01:21:12.920 --> 01:21:15.220
up with his love for motorcycles, even going

01:21:15.220 --> 01:21:18.100
out for rides incognito. I would love to see

01:21:18.100 --> 01:21:20.220
what that disguise is. Also, I don't think you

01:21:20.220 --> 01:21:22.539
should be saying that. We thought people were

01:21:22.539 --> 01:21:25.119
going to be looking for it. He says during a

01:21:25.119 --> 01:21:27.979
visit. A balding moron with terrible teeth. Two

01:21:27.979 --> 01:21:31.460
Norfolk blood bikes on June 11th per hello. I

01:21:31.460 --> 01:21:34.619
love bikes. I do still ride now and again, quietly.

01:21:35.159 --> 01:21:39.670
Yeah, the bike ain't very important. Prince Harry

01:21:39.670 --> 01:21:42.210
and Meghan Markle are reportedly set to have

01:21:42.210 --> 01:21:45.109
a royally good time during their upcoming visit

01:21:45.109 --> 01:21:48.770
to the UK. That's good. King Charles is said

01:21:48.770 --> 01:21:51.250
to have offered accommodations on a royal estate

01:21:51.250 --> 01:21:53.550
for the couple and their children while they're

01:21:53.550 --> 01:21:57.250
across the pond in July. See, he's not all bad,

01:21:57.350 --> 01:22:02.350
unlike his loser brother, Andrew. According to

01:22:02.350 --> 01:22:05.090
multiple outlets, including People, the monarch

01:22:05.090 --> 01:22:08.029
extended the invite following still unconfirmed

01:22:08.029 --> 01:22:11.029
news that Harry and Meghan will be bringing Prince

01:22:11.029 --> 01:22:13.470
Archie and Princess Lilibet to the Duke's home

01:22:13.470 --> 01:22:15.869
country. All right, so he's taking care of them.

01:22:15.949 --> 01:22:17.250
I got to go to the bathroom. We'll be right back.

01:22:17.270 --> 01:22:34.510
Hang on. RyanHoppyRadio .com. The hour will be

01:22:34.510 --> 01:22:36.850
right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.

01:22:37.250 --> 01:22:41.630
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is

01:22:41.630 --> 01:22:47.390
poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was

01:22:47.390 --> 01:22:49.930
so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like

01:22:49.930 --> 01:22:52.390
listening to this next song, you can skip over

01:22:52.390 --> 01:22:55.029
it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride

01:22:55.029 --> 01:22:58.170
in his selection, so stick around, folks. Oh,

01:22:58.189 --> 01:23:01.710
yeah. Let me press this right here. Don't worry,

01:23:01.850 --> 01:23:31.979
Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back. All I

01:23:31.979 --> 01:23:36.060
need is a cutie and I can't go wrong. That's

01:23:36.060 --> 01:23:39.460
when, that's when I noticed you soon as I stepped

01:23:39.460 --> 01:23:43.060
into the room. The music's jumping but I noticed

01:23:43.060 --> 01:23:49.109
something about you. Hopin' you would come and

01:23:49.109 --> 01:23:53.270
show me more If it is like that Ooh, who taught

01:23:53.270 --> 01:23:57.329
you how to dance like that? And ooh, who taught

01:23:57.329 --> 01:24:01.369
you how to move it like that? Yeah, ooh, I love

01:24:01.369 --> 01:24:04.829
it when you do it like that And I know we gon'

01:24:04.930 --> 01:24:09.130
kick it tonight If it is like that This drink

01:24:09.130 --> 01:24:12.970
got me feelin' real nice And this spot so hot

01:24:12.970 --> 01:24:16.390
I could dance all night Boy, you know you got

01:24:16.390 --> 01:24:19.989
me goin' And I can't sit down. What you working

01:24:19.989 --> 01:24:23.670
with, baby? Well, I'm gonna find out. That's

01:24:23.670 --> 01:24:26.670
why, that's why I'm feeling what I'm feeling

01:24:26.670 --> 01:24:30.489
as I dance with you. My body's overheating, but

01:24:30.489 --> 01:24:34.170
I'm trying to be cool. Ooh, baby, when we leave

01:24:34.170 --> 01:24:37.590
the floor, I can't wait for you to show me more.

01:24:37.750 --> 01:24:41.390
If it is like that, ooh, we'll teach you how

01:24:41.390 --> 01:25:03.760
to dance. Light it up and get, get high Ride

01:25:03.760 --> 01:25:06.300
with me, ride with me, ride Pitch that Chico,

01:25:06.319 --> 01:25:09.000
gotta spit that fast Fill that cup, blow that

01:25:09.000 --> 01:25:11.239
fast Quickest one, two, three, wheel, four, five

01:25:11.239 --> 01:25:14.100
If you get out of line, get off your ass Get

01:25:14.100 --> 01:25:16.279
on the grind, get on the floor, let me jump right

01:25:16.279 --> 01:25:18.720
behind Catch him in the club, jugglin' times

01:25:18.720 --> 01:25:21.460
That's me, no trees, no game Lookin' for them

01:25:21.460 --> 01:25:23.539
women that ain't got no rings Ready for whatever

01:25:23.539 --> 01:25:25.619
like it ain't no thing Walkin' through the club

01:25:25.619 --> 01:25:42.199
like my shit don't change, change We'll be right

01:25:42.199 --> 01:26:12.199
back. How to dance like that And ooh, who taught

01:26:12.199 --> 01:26:16.220
you how to move it like that? Yeah, ooh, I love

01:26:16.220 --> 01:26:19.720
it when you do it like that And I know we gon'

01:26:19.779 --> 01:26:23.619
kick it tonight If it is like that All my ladies

01:26:23.619 --> 01:26:25.600
in the club tonight Hit the bar, take a shot

01:26:25.600 --> 01:26:28.340
and get, get rad All the boys in the club tonight

01:26:28.340 --> 01:26:31.840
Oh yeah! And get, get high All my ladies in the

01:26:31.840 --> 01:26:33.939
club tonight Hit the bar, take a shot and get,

01:26:34.060 --> 01:26:59.800
get rad All the boys in the club Now for something

01:26:59.800 --> 01:27:54.219
completely different. Door is closing. Ladies

01:27:54.219 --> 01:27:58.699
and gentlemen, here it is. The most recent radio

01:27:58.699 --> 01:28:02.119
show on the planet. The other stations are tuned

01:28:02.119 --> 01:28:23.760
in, too. Talkin' all night, happy hours live,

01:28:24.039 --> 01:28:28.659
buzzin' so right Blunts in the air, fakes everywhere,

01:28:29.180 --> 01:28:33.500
cob on the side, crates on the share We know

01:28:33.500 --> 01:28:40.420
it's comin' at ya, hard times on the air Livin'

01:28:40.420 --> 01:28:47.279
in the moment, no worries, no care Smoke fills

01:28:47.279 --> 01:28:50.829
the room, sun chasin' moon Chillin' with the

01:28:50.829 --> 01:28:55.510
crew, vibes aren't new. Radio's bumpin', hearts

01:28:55.510 --> 01:29:00.050
are thumpin'. Feel the beat rise, no more slumpin'.

01:29:00.050 --> 01:29:03.670
We know it's comin' at ya, hard times on the

01:29:03.670 --> 01:29:10.729
air. Livin' in the moment, no worries, no care.

01:29:15.930 --> 01:29:25.899
8, 5, 6, 4, 3, 2, 1. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7

01:29:25.899 --> 01:29:31.640
-3. Smoke fills the room. Sun chasing room. Chilling

01:29:31.640 --> 01:29:35.939
with the crew. Vibes are in tune. Radio is bumping.

01:29:36.020 --> 01:29:40.140
Hearts are thumping. Feel the beat rise. No more

01:29:40.140 --> 01:30:05.229
slumping. We knew coming at you. Oh, yeah. I

01:30:05.229 --> 01:30:08.789
usually don't do the same as much. Because we're

01:30:08.789 --> 01:30:12.729
now recording from, you know, a coffee bar anymore.

01:30:13.250 --> 01:30:18.310
That was Run My Nepo, babies. But, you know,

01:30:18.369 --> 01:30:20.649
I had to bring it back. Because there's a lot

01:30:20.649 --> 01:30:24.090
of stuff going on. In the road of marijuana.

01:30:26.550 --> 01:30:34.010
I got it. If you're stoned or not. Give me a

01:30:34.010 --> 01:30:41.630
voicemail. 856 -494 -6773. 6 -7! Alright, let's

01:30:41.630 --> 01:30:52.750
go! Court term comes to an end. The high court

01:30:52.750 --> 01:30:56.069
issuing a unanimous ruling today in the U .S.

01:30:56.069 --> 01:30:59.409
versus Himani. The justices siding with a Texas

01:30:59.409 --> 01:31:02.750
man who argued a law barring drug users from

01:31:02.750 --> 01:31:06.090
owning guns was a violation. Marijuana is not

01:31:06.090 --> 01:31:09.729
a drug. It's a plant. It gets you stoned and

01:31:09.729 --> 01:31:12.829
relaxes you. And the people in Texas that hate

01:31:12.829 --> 01:31:18.489
weed would totally use it to relax. Shut up.

01:31:18.760 --> 01:31:21.159
You're not dying. Of his Second Amendment rights.

01:31:21.560 --> 01:31:29.420
There's that. And there's this. A new meaning

01:31:29.420 --> 01:31:32.460
to flying high. Correspondent Troy Campbell.

01:31:32.600 --> 01:31:35.239
Oh, my God. How excited was this dork to say

01:31:35.239 --> 01:31:38.279
that? Meaning to flying high. Shut up. You're

01:31:38.279 --> 01:31:40.930
stubborn and dying. I'm your community correspondent,

01:31:41.130 --> 01:31:43.649
Troy Campbell, and right now I'm at Orlando International

01:31:43.649 --> 01:31:47.409
Airport. We know where you are, Dan. I've actually

01:31:47.409 --> 01:31:49.390
never been to an airport. We've been speaking

01:31:49.390 --> 01:31:52.310
with passengers who say they had no idea. The

01:31:52.310 --> 01:31:55.289
TSA is now allowing people with their medical

01:31:55.289 --> 01:31:59.109
marijuana to board planes. I've totally never

01:31:59.109 --> 01:32:03.789
flown with it from Illinois. I've totally never

01:32:03.789 --> 01:32:09.750
put it on the bottom of my suitcase. Because

01:32:09.750 --> 01:32:12.609
why would I do that? I've never done it. Many

01:32:12.609 --> 01:32:14.810
of them saying there's still a lot of confusion.

01:32:15.149 --> 01:32:19.510
I was just now hearing about it. And your homie

01:32:19.510 --> 01:32:21.729
right here would have flown with it. I'm so glad

01:32:21.729 --> 01:32:23.350
they are, man, because there's so many people

01:32:23.350 --> 01:32:26.590
that actually need. Yeah, you know, getting stoned

01:32:26.590 --> 01:32:30.119
and eating hot pockets. their medical medicine

01:32:30.119 --> 01:32:33.920
passengers at orlando international airport reacting

01:32:33.920 --> 01:32:37.319
to the tsa policy which now allows medical marijuana

01:32:37.319 --> 01:32:40.100
to be stored in both checked and carry -on luggage

01:32:40.100 --> 01:32:45.430
oh yeah Carry -on luggage? Oh, God. I mean, you

01:32:45.430 --> 01:32:48.489
can't bring a lighter on. So you're going to

01:32:48.489 --> 01:32:50.229
have to get a lighter wherever you're flying.

01:32:50.569 --> 01:32:53.970
I mean, it is great. Honestly, I feel like everybody

01:32:53.970 --> 01:32:56.470
deserves to have their medicine with them. Yeah,

01:32:56.529 --> 01:33:02.710
the medicine. I love hearing them call it medicine.

01:33:03.050 --> 01:33:08.090
As much as I love marijuana, I don't got my meds.

01:33:08.090 --> 01:33:10.729
It's just marijuana that made dead. no matter

01:33:10.729 --> 01:33:13.149
what it is back in april the trump administration

01:33:13.149 --> 01:33:16.170
took action to reclassify marijuana from a scheduled

01:33:16.170 --> 01:33:19.329
one drug to a less severe schedule three and

01:33:19.329 --> 01:33:21.369
we just don't have it as a drug at all that'd

01:33:21.369 --> 01:33:24.109
be kind of nice but the borders can't get over

01:33:24.109 --> 01:33:27.430
themselves after dozens of states including florida

01:33:27.430 --> 01:33:30.729
have passed medical marijuana legislation yeah

01:33:30.729 --> 01:33:33.289
the problem is if you don't have your card on

01:33:33.289 --> 01:33:35.369
you i would tell you i know about this if you

01:33:35.369 --> 01:33:37.710
don't have your card on you and you have a pen

01:33:37.710 --> 01:33:40.390
with you it's a felony it's I was not aware.

01:33:40.489 --> 01:33:44.350
It's stupid. No, I don't think nobody's talking

01:33:44.350 --> 01:33:46.449
about it yet. All right, nobody talking about

01:33:46.449 --> 01:33:50.210
it, man. There you go. All right, it's time for

01:33:50.210 --> 01:33:59.489
Hoppy's Hoops. Brian Hoppy on the mic, breaking

01:33:59.489 --> 01:34:02.729
down the scenes. NBA drama, living out the dreams.

01:34:02.750 --> 01:34:06.250
I got it. Stolen stuff from Queens Droppin' dollars,

01:34:06.369 --> 01:34:09.449
bombs all in on the schemes Hoppy Swoos, man,

01:34:09.489 --> 01:34:12.430
he knows it all From sandals to the gourd, rise

01:34:12.430 --> 01:34:16.750
and fall Tune in, now you'll have a ball Hoppy

01:34:16.750 --> 01:34:20.289
Owl got that shock and awe MJ to Kobe, legends

01:34:20.289 --> 01:34:23.310
in the game Jack's new presence, true hall of

01:34:23.310 --> 01:34:26.189
fame Hoppy's skills of tea, ain't playin' tame

01:34:26.189 --> 01:34:29.750
Behind the curtain, nothin' left the same Hoppy

01:34:29.750 --> 01:34:32.729
Swoos, man, he knows it all From sandals to the

01:34:32.729 --> 01:34:35.979
gourd, rise and fall Tune in, now you'll have

01:34:35.979 --> 01:34:40.140
a ball Hoppy Hour got that shock and awe Crazy

01:34:40.140 --> 01:34:43.239
exes, wild and scandalous League full of stories,

01:34:43.399 --> 01:34:46.300
ain't nothing fabulous Ryan breaks it down, gets

01:34:46.300 --> 01:34:49.699
unanimous Tune to Hoppy Hour, never anomalous

01:34:49.699 --> 01:34:53.020
Y 'all know the score, but he dies deeper Locker

01:34:53.020 --> 01:34:56.140
room secrets, stats like a keeper Voices every

01:34:56.140 --> 01:34:59.420
week, analysis sweeper NBA's real talk, cuts

01:34:59.420 --> 01:35:02.300
to the sleeper Hoppy's hoops, man, he knows it

01:35:02.300 --> 01:35:05.109
all From scandals to the court, rise and fall

01:35:05.109 --> 01:35:09.390
Tune in, now you'll have a ball Hoppy Owl got

01:35:09.390 --> 01:35:12.670
that shock and awe These moves ain't nose at

01:35:12.670 --> 01:35:15.590
all From scandals to the court, rise and fall

01:35:15.590 --> 01:35:19.810
Tune in, now you'll have a ball Hoppy Owl got

01:35:19.810 --> 01:35:25.789
that shock and awe Hoppy Owl got that shock and

01:35:25.789 --> 01:35:45.779
awe Hoppy Owl got that shock and awe One member

01:35:45.779 --> 01:35:48.300
of Taylor's girl gang, Mariska Hargitay, is busy

01:35:48.300 --> 01:35:52.720
on Broadway, but she notably doesn't have a performance

01:35:52.720 --> 01:35:56.399
scheduled on July 3rd. Today, the SVU star was

01:35:56.399 --> 01:36:00.960
among the tons of celebs showing up and showing

01:36:00.960 --> 01:36:06.159
out at the Knicks celebration parade. Here is

01:36:06.159 --> 01:36:08.420
Michael Jordan discussing the idea of being a

01:36:08.420 --> 01:36:12.750
goat. You know. In 1990 or 2005, they voted me

01:36:12.750 --> 01:36:15.689
as like the best or the most popular athlete.

01:36:16.050 --> 01:36:18.550
You know, it's ironic that I'm the youngest of

01:36:18.550 --> 01:36:21.090
the three. So in essence, it's all relevated

01:36:21.090 --> 01:36:25.250
on who is watching now. If you ask 20 years from

01:36:25.250 --> 01:36:28.399
now, I'm pretty sure LeBron may beat me. you

01:36:28.399 --> 01:36:30.979
know, based on. Unfortunately, that's true because

01:36:30.979 --> 01:36:33.279
Gen Z did not see the greatness of the goat of

01:36:33.279 --> 01:36:35.060
being Michael Jordan. Who's going to be making

01:36:35.060 --> 01:36:38.060
a voting? So I take, I say that to say, to understand

01:36:38.060 --> 01:36:45.079
that, you know, it is what it is. Here's Jalen

01:36:45.079 --> 01:36:47.239
Brunson being interviewed by kids saying that

01:36:47.239 --> 01:36:49.760
the most famous person in his phone is Luca.

01:36:49.920 --> 01:36:51.819
Who would you say is the most famous person in

01:36:51.819 --> 01:36:54.869
your phone? Most famous person I've followed?

01:36:55.270 --> 01:36:58.229
That's a good question. I don't know. Some basketball

01:36:58.229 --> 01:37:00.789
player, right? Yeah, probably one of your teammates

01:37:00.789 --> 01:37:04.210
or something. Probably. I would say Luca, probably.

01:37:04.529 --> 01:37:06.310
There you go. Had to be careful with the music

01:37:06.310 --> 01:37:14.289
in the background. There's a racist woman saying

01:37:14.289 --> 01:37:17.170
she doesn't like that Jalen Brunson married a

01:37:17.170 --> 01:37:21.409
white woman. Finding out that Brunson has a white...

01:37:23.760 --> 01:37:29.020
Wife. Oh, heaven forbid. We're all going to die

01:37:29.020 --> 01:37:32.340
and be skeletons or, you know, dust. I just want

01:37:32.340 --> 01:37:34.880
my morning. All right, bitch. I know what you're

01:37:34.880 --> 01:37:42.619
saying. Uh, here's Jalen Bronson talking about

01:37:42.619 --> 01:37:45.479
when he met Kobe in Christmas. The Lakers were

01:37:45.479 --> 01:37:48.039
playing in Chicago for Christmas, and unfortunately,

01:37:48.119 --> 01:37:51.119
I remember that game. Kobe did not play. Oh,

01:37:51.119 --> 01:37:53.899
man. Kind of bummed or whatever, but then it's

01:37:53.899 --> 01:37:56.220
post -game. Behind the scenes, in the back, way

01:37:56.220 --> 01:37:58.500
up. There's this move. The United Center, and

01:37:58.500 --> 01:38:01.220
then Kobe comes out. I just remember him walking

01:38:01.220 --> 01:38:03.060
down the hallway. As a teenager, you're trying

01:38:03.060 --> 01:38:05.619
to keep your cool. So I said hi, shook his hand

01:38:05.619 --> 01:38:08.199
or whatever. And Kobe said something that, to

01:38:08.199 --> 01:38:10.500
this day, I will never forget. And that's when

01:38:10.500 --> 01:38:13.979
he said, why work if you don't want to be the

01:38:13.979 --> 01:38:17.300
best? That cool will sit with me forever. I like

01:38:17.300 --> 01:38:22.460
that. I like this podcast, even though Vince

01:38:22.460 --> 01:38:24.680
Carter blocked me in 2012 because he would tweet.

01:38:24.819 --> 01:38:26.939
Remember when people would do hashtag NP, what

01:38:26.939 --> 01:38:29.399
you're playing to music, now playing? I tweeted,

01:38:29.399 --> 01:38:31.140
we get it, Vince, you like music, and then he

01:38:31.140 --> 01:38:33.619
blocked me. But here's the cousins with Vince

01:38:33.619 --> 01:38:37.220
Carter and Tracy McGrady podcast talking about

01:38:37.220 --> 01:38:39.369
Jalen's already an all -time Nick. The greatest

01:38:39.369 --> 01:38:42.529
Nick. I don't know. I don't love it either. Oh,

01:38:42.609 --> 01:38:45.229
my God. What a dumber. You know, I just want

01:38:45.229 --> 01:38:47.050
to put that out there because I still think,

01:38:47.050 --> 01:38:52.729
you know, I mean, I don't even care, man. I'm

01:38:52.729 --> 01:38:55.569
there with you, Tracy. Yes. And that's what I

01:38:55.569 --> 01:38:58.869
was about to say. I think right now, Jalen Brunson

01:38:58.869 --> 01:39:02.500
is king. Errors are different. Errors are different,

01:39:02.640 --> 01:39:11.340
bro. Here's the Jordan Woods on NBC News talking

01:39:11.340 --> 01:39:15.439
about the no intimacy rule. Oh, okay. Go ahead.

01:39:15.659 --> 01:39:21.210
What is your idea? Whoa, what is this? Oh, yeah.

01:39:22.289 --> 01:39:24.970
Oh, wait, we just go right in. I know. I'm like,

01:39:24.970 --> 01:39:28.590
whoa. Shannon Bush Hager. That stupid nipple,

01:39:28.710 --> 01:39:32.529
baby. Get the question out, honey. Okay. Well,

01:39:32.630 --> 01:39:36.689
now I'm nervous. I'm nervous. So, we heard you

01:39:36.689 --> 01:39:39.989
broke the rule. I'm like, your mom's here. Okay,

01:39:40.090 --> 01:39:43.409
no. Yeah, we all have sex. We know Jordan Woods

01:39:43.409 --> 01:39:46.149
went down on a married man. She obviously has

01:39:46.149 --> 01:39:53.409
sex. All right. She's going to go on to say that

01:39:53.409 --> 01:39:55.390
they didn't abide by it. Man, that's cackling

01:39:55.390 --> 01:39:59.649
hench house. Can't get a word out. What are you

01:39:59.649 --> 01:40:05.909
doing? It's Patrick Gillings saying what he would

01:40:05.909 --> 01:40:08.029
be like now if he played. There's not that many

01:40:08.029 --> 01:40:11.390
great centers. And I'd be dead. God damn it.

01:40:11.470 --> 01:40:13.869
There's music. They're playing Nori. I can't

01:40:13.869 --> 01:40:18.329
play it. He said he would be MJ in his era. I'm

01:40:18.329 --> 01:40:22.550
sorry. There's music all over these clips. And

01:40:22.550 --> 01:40:25.149
Josh Hart said he had whoopie last night. So

01:40:25.149 --> 01:40:31.289
that's good. That's good. I'm getting mad. I'm

01:40:31.289 --> 01:40:34.689
getting mad. You see what I had to deal with?

01:40:34.810 --> 01:40:37.670
If I play 10 seconds of a song, I get a copyright

01:40:37.670 --> 01:40:42.189
strike. But Twitter can play it. Man, funk that.

01:40:45.340 --> 01:40:48.020
Here's Mike Brown at the rally saying, who let

01:40:48.020 --> 01:40:49.640
the dogs out? And then Jalen makes fun of it.

01:40:49.760 --> 01:40:54.279
Let's go one time. Who let the dogs out? Who

01:40:54.279 --> 01:40:58.880
let the dogs out? I love it. He's showing his

01:40:58.880 --> 01:41:02.220
age. It's so cute. I love you, New York. Hell

01:41:02.220 --> 01:41:07.520
yeah. All right, guys. Let me see if I can get

01:41:07.520 --> 01:41:10.340
to Jalen. Again, I'm getting attacked by copyright

01:41:10.340 --> 01:41:16.529
today. Golly nuts. Jalen goes on to say, I keep

01:41:16.529 --> 01:41:18.930
telling him not to say it. I'm sorry. I know

01:41:18.930 --> 01:41:21.090
it's annoying. You want to hear it, but I can't

01:41:21.090 --> 01:41:25.729
play it. It's starting to make me mad. Can you

01:41:25.729 --> 01:41:28.949
tell it's making me mad? Here is Jalen on haters.

01:41:29.130 --> 01:41:32.810
Thank you guys. Because without you, this wouldn't

01:41:32.810 --> 01:41:38.890
be possible. Let me skip over this. It's another

01:41:38.890 --> 01:41:42.090
clip of Jalen talking. God damn it. Everything's

01:41:42.090 --> 01:41:45.720
annoying me today. Here we go. Right here. Let's

01:41:45.720 --> 01:41:49.619
see if they stop playing a song. Lastly, there's

01:41:49.619 --> 01:41:52.800
a lot of people that have a lot of negative stuff

01:41:52.800 --> 01:41:55.899
to say. There's a lot of people who have a lot

01:41:55.899 --> 01:41:59.640
of opinions. Stephen A. Smith, a dumb broad.

01:42:00.479 --> 01:42:13.739
You really don't have to say shit to them. Nah,

01:42:13.819 --> 01:42:15.699
they don't deserve it. They don't deserve it.

01:42:16.039 --> 01:42:19.479
Here's what's weird. Here's what's weird. Then

01:42:19.479 --> 01:42:21.539
they say that they don't deserve it, but then

01:42:21.539 --> 01:42:24.060
here is Stephen A. Smith getting booed at the

01:42:24.060 --> 01:42:33.439
live broadcast of the Roommates podcast. So you

01:42:33.439 --> 01:42:35.340
can't be doing the... Shut up, Stephen. Your

01:42:35.340 --> 01:42:37.760
laugh's a moron. You can't be doing a parade

01:42:37.760 --> 01:42:40.060
and saying, oh, we don't care about the haters.

01:42:43.079 --> 01:42:47.760
What's going on, y 'all? That's how we feel about

01:42:47.760 --> 01:42:53.680
you, you moron. All right. That was a very frustrating

01:42:53.680 --> 01:43:04.220
segment. Time for NFL news. Oh, yeah. We have

01:43:04.220 --> 01:43:10.500
81 days until the NFL returns. And I'm pretty

01:43:10.500 --> 01:43:14.909
excited. The thing is to me, once the NFL returns,

01:43:15.409 --> 01:43:19.010
then the days get shorter. Starting on Sunday,

01:43:19.250 --> 01:43:25.090
June 21st, it's the solstice of the summer. So

01:43:25.090 --> 01:43:27.850
we got to appreciate the weather now. But the

01:43:27.850 --> 01:43:32.090
NFL season's going to be so good. We're going

01:43:32.090 --> 01:43:35.729
to be hanging out, watching people give each

01:43:35.729 --> 01:43:40.829
other, you know. CTE, it's adorable. It's quite

01:43:40.829 --> 01:43:45.899
the sport, isn't it? Oh, it is. Oh, it's so good.

01:43:47.600 --> 01:43:51.699
Let this play out. There's really not that much

01:43:51.699 --> 01:43:54.060
to talk about, but I wanted to get all this crap

01:43:54.060 --> 01:43:56.859
out of the way. But first, let's let this music

01:43:56.859 --> 01:44:16.479
play out. Oh yeah! If you turn on boring sports

01:44:16.479 --> 01:44:20.520
radio, you'll hear about the X's and O's of football.

01:44:20.819 --> 01:44:27.199
Here, we talk about the X's and O's. We have

01:44:27.199 --> 01:44:43.550
so much going on, so let's get into it. Bell

01:44:43.550 --> 01:44:47.069
reveals her baby girl's name. Haley Seinfeld

01:44:47.069 --> 01:44:49.289
and Josh Allen's kid. The actress who shared

01:44:49.289 --> 01:44:51.689
back in April that she welcomed a daughter with

01:44:51.689 --> 01:44:54.869
husband Josh Allen has finally shared her and

01:44:54.869 --> 01:44:58.010
Josh's baby girl is named Harper. There you go,

01:44:58.069 --> 01:45:04.119
Harper. Here's Madison Bay gushing on Justin

01:45:04.119 --> 01:45:06.439
Herbert. For sure. When I'm having a conversation

01:45:06.439 --> 01:45:08.220
with my boyfriend, my hair could be on fire and

01:45:08.220 --> 01:45:09.539
I wouldn't notice. Of course. Like literature.

01:45:09.560 --> 01:45:12.779
Of course. I'm just gay. Of course. Not because

01:45:12.779 --> 01:45:16.359
he's gay. He's just a nine. Like me. That's all

01:45:16.359 --> 01:45:19.199
I can tell. But I'm a nine. And with my boyfriend,

01:45:19.239 --> 01:45:20.619
my hair could be on fire and I wouldn't notice.

01:45:20.659 --> 01:45:22.619
Of course. Like literature. Of course. Of course.

01:45:22.619 --> 01:45:24.960
To be honest with you, he's like the first person

01:45:24.960 --> 01:45:26.960
I feel that way about. Really? Kind of. Like

01:45:26.960 --> 01:45:30.529
I feel. Yeah. Like I can be literally like the

01:45:30.529 --> 01:45:31.869
world can be ending around me and I wouldn't

01:45:31.869 --> 01:45:33.869
know. Well, that's. Oh, which was kind of cute.

01:45:34.069 --> 01:45:37.310
That's cute. That's cute. Yeah. Like finally,

01:45:37.350 --> 01:45:40.310
like secure. Totally. I think that like it's

01:45:40.310 --> 01:45:45.109
just so mature. It's so weird. She worked the

01:45:45.109 --> 01:45:48.189
concert for Hot 115 like eight years ago. She's

01:45:48.189 --> 01:45:51.989
hot in person. We all know. But there was this

01:45:51.989 --> 01:45:54.170
kind of vibe to her, you know, that she didn't

01:45:54.170 --> 01:45:56.029
want to be talked to. It's nice to see that she

01:45:56.029 --> 01:45:57.810
has a man. I guess if that's the right word.

01:45:58.140 --> 01:45:59.920
That's the right word. She's much more outgoing

01:45:59.920 --> 01:46:02.439
since dating Justin. You know he's bringing her

01:46:02.439 --> 01:46:06.279
the ruckus. He's doing it hard. You know what

01:46:06.279 --> 01:46:08.939
I'm sick of? I'm sick of all these professional

01:46:08.939 --> 01:46:11.920
athletes complaining about how their millions

01:46:11.920 --> 01:46:15.479
aren't really that much. Really? Then live off

01:46:15.479 --> 01:46:19.819
the 50 ,000, you idiot. You dumbass. No wonder

01:46:19.819 --> 01:46:21.859
you're broke, Cam Newton. You wear these stupid

01:46:21.859 --> 01:46:25.619
outfits. Here he is saying his $6 million rookie

01:46:25.619 --> 01:46:28.279
signing did not give him a rush. You're a loser.

01:46:28.659 --> 01:46:31.779
You didn't even jump on your own fumble. My rookie

01:46:31.779 --> 01:46:36.380
deal was a cap, right? And it was $22 million,

01:46:36.659 --> 01:46:42.380
all guaranteed. And Drake had a song out. 25

01:46:42.380 --> 01:46:45.760
sitting on 25 mil. Well, I was like, I'm 20 years

01:46:45.760 --> 01:46:48.840
old sitting on 22 mil. You feel me? I feel him.

01:46:48.979 --> 01:46:51.699
It's all about money. No wonder you never won.

01:46:52.399 --> 01:46:56.960
And at that time, that was the most money that

01:46:56.960 --> 01:46:59.119
I've ever seen. So my signing bonus probably

01:46:59.119 --> 01:47:02.520
looked like, what, $6 million after taxes. Man,

01:47:02.520 --> 01:47:05.399
he would not be able to survive on even $70 ,000.

01:47:05.520 --> 01:47:09.199
So really like a 3 .2. But he's an idiot! Or

01:47:09.199 --> 01:47:13.439
whatever. Then I... Hit the bank again at 14,

01:47:13.840 --> 01:47:17.279
signing off. All right, I can't listen to this.

01:47:17.920 --> 01:47:29.079
I feel stupider. Let's name them. That was karma.

01:47:39.819 --> 01:47:41.760
It's the place we arrive From the beach to the

01:47:41.760 --> 01:47:44.140
bay and the city's crazy moves We got stories

01:47:44.140 --> 01:47:46.560
hotter than the floor of the grooves Tampa Bay

01:47:46.560 --> 01:47:49.760
news, we makin' it spin All happy hour when the

01:47:49.760 --> 01:47:52.699
real begins Turn it up loud, let's get in the

01:47:52.699 --> 01:47:55.079
mix From St. Pete to the world, we bringin' the

01:47:55.079 --> 01:47:57.859
fix We bringin' the fix, we bringin' the fix

01:47:57.859 --> 01:48:01.060
We bringin' the fix, we bringin' the fix We bringin'

01:48:01.199 --> 01:48:03.659
the fix, we bringin' the fix We bringin' the

01:48:03.659 --> 01:48:06.539
fix, we bringin' the fix Ryan Hop on the mic,

01:48:06.579 --> 01:48:09.770
speakin' fire again National waves and the city's

01:48:09.770 --> 01:48:12.430
a -spin. Talkin' headlines, man, you can't resist.

01:48:12.689 --> 01:48:14.829
Every scoop hittin' harder than a clenched fist.

01:48:15.390 --> 01:48:18.810
Tabloid news, we makin' it spin. On Happy Hour

01:48:18.810 --> 01:48:21.689
where the real begins. Turn it up loud, let's

01:48:21.689 --> 01:48:23.949
get in the mix. From St. Pete to the world, we

01:48:23.949 --> 01:48:29.289
bringin' the fix. We bringin' the fix. We bringin'

01:48:29.369 --> 01:48:34.640
the fix. Yo! Happy Hot Topic! And we do start

01:48:34.640 --> 01:48:36.960
with breaking news. A prominent local foster

01:48:36.960 --> 01:48:39.619
parent now in jail accused by the Pinellas Sheriff

01:48:39.619 --> 01:48:43.319
of disturbing sex crimes. All right, so what

01:48:43.319 --> 01:48:45.659
a loser. Makes all men look bad. Burn it out!

01:48:47.239 --> 01:48:49.359
Well, another bill now headed to the governor's

01:48:49.359 --> 01:48:51.760
desk designed to make e -bikes safer here in

01:48:51.760 --> 01:48:55.960
Florida. Here's the problem. All the people riding

01:48:55.960 --> 01:48:59.920
around on the e -bikes are out of control. Supporters

01:48:59.920 --> 01:49:01.899
say it can help curb a sharp rise in crashes

01:49:01.899 --> 01:49:04.399
and injuries, especially... The cars need to

01:49:04.399 --> 01:49:07.060
be careful, but so do the e -bikes. These idiots

01:49:07.060 --> 01:49:13.760
act like they rule the world. Stop it! A speeding

01:49:13.760 --> 01:49:18.220
driver is facing a long list of charges after

01:49:18.220 --> 01:49:20.439
a wild overnight chase that happened in St. Pete

01:49:20.439 --> 01:49:23.020
and it was all caught on camera. Look at... Loser!

01:49:24.699 --> 01:49:27.920
This right here. This started after a trooper

01:49:27.920 --> 01:49:30.300
spotted a car speeding along 22nd Avenue North

01:49:30.300 --> 01:49:32.239
overnight. Oh, my God. That's where I used to

01:49:32.239 --> 01:49:35.560
live. Oh, my God. I know that river. I used to

01:49:35.560 --> 01:49:37.659
smoke weed over there. The gators say the driver

01:49:37.659 --> 01:49:40.359
took off, leading troopers through a neighborhood

01:49:40.359 --> 01:49:44.140
before crashing into a pond. What a dumbass.

01:49:45.439 --> 01:49:49.430
Fatherless behavior. Those under the age of 21

01:49:49.430 --> 01:49:51.810
may soon be allowed to carry concealed firearms.

01:49:52.130 --> 01:49:54.390
This comes after the 4th District Court of Appeals

01:49:54.390 --> 01:49:56.670
ruled the part of the state's gun law preventing

01:49:56.670 --> 01:50:00.130
that is unconstitutional. People think I need

01:50:00.130 --> 01:50:04.390
their guns. It's stupid! The Sarasota County

01:50:04.390 --> 01:50:07.010
School Board approved a pilot program to combat

01:50:07.010 --> 01:50:09.569
vaping in school. Man, I remember the first time

01:50:09.569 --> 01:50:15.210
I saw vapes in 2011. This kid named Mitchie was

01:50:15.210 --> 01:50:17.970
smoking it and my teacher was like, where's the

01:50:17.970 --> 01:50:20.609
smoke going? So now they're trying to combat

01:50:20.609 --> 01:50:22.569
vaping in school. It's got to be awful being

01:50:22.569 --> 01:50:25.909
a teacher now dealing with that. It's 42 on your

01:50:25.909 --> 01:50:27.989
Friday and Tampa Bay will be under a heat advisory

01:50:27.989 --> 01:50:30.329
later this morning. We're always under a heat

01:50:30.329 --> 01:50:33.630
advisory. Between November and February it gets

01:50:33.630 --> 01:50:36.689
cold and everyone goes, oh my God, it's so terrible.

01:50:37.260 --> 01:50:38.819
And I'm going to tie it out. Everyone's like,

01:50:38.880 --> 01:50:41.319
oh my God, it's what do you want? Richers rise

01:50:41.319 --> 01:50:44.560
to dangerous levels. What's funny is if you're

01:50:44.560 --> 01:50:49.020
an L9, it reaches like, maybe like 90 degrees.

01:50:49.140 --> 01:50:56.149
Oh my God, stay inside. Happy Hot Topic. The

01:50:56.149 --> 01:50:58.550
trial date is set for a University of Miami football

01:50:58.550 --> 01:51:02.689
player accused of causing a crash. Loser! That

01:51:02.689 --> 01:51:05.430
killed a woman and two kids in Largo. Darius

01:51:05.430 --> 01:51:07.510
Hayes is charged with vehicular homicide and

01:51:07.510 --> 01:51:11.409
reckless driving. Damn. Sorry, bitch. Yeah, stop

01:51:11.409 --> 01:51:14.750
it. Like this moron. Actor Faison Love, known

01:51:14.750 --> 01:51:17.529
for roles in movies like Friday, Elf, and Couples

01:51:17.529 --> 01:51:21.920
Retreat. Hell yeah! Out of jail after serving

01:51:21.920 --> 01:51:24.600
16 days in a child support case. But that decision

01:51:24.600 --> 01:51:27.760
came only after a contentious hearing in a Hillsborough

01:51:27.760 --> 01:51:30.039
County courtroom. Yeah, I don't know if he's

01:51:30.039 --> 01:51:32.439
a deadbeat dad or just doesn't have the money,

01:51:32.560 --> 01:51:35.319
but maybe you should have pulled out dead. 10

01:51:35.319 --> 01:51:37.199
Tampa Bay News reporter Christian Barbarisi joins

01:51:37.199 --> 01:51:39.319
us from the courthouse now. Hello, it's Barbarisi.

01:51:39.659 --> 01:51:43.220
With what happened. Love was arrested in California

01:51:43.220 --> 01:51:45.899
just over two weeks ago for failing to surrender

01:51:45.899 --> 01:51:48.479
on two contempt of court charges. There you go,

01:51:48.539 --> 01:51:50.829
so he's a deadbeat dad, unless he's broke. Mm

01:51:50.829 --> 01:52:00.289
-hmm. What's going on here? It's like Akon. Locked

01:52:00.289 --> 01:52:10.689
up! Don't let me out! Oh, yeah. There seems to

01:52:10.689 --> 01:52:14.029
be something going on in Hillsboro. Something

01:52:14.029 --> 01:52:17.770
going on with the Tampa cops, you know? They're

01:52:17.770 --> 01:52:21.859
idiots! Mm -hmm. Here's how you fix pedophilia.

01:52:26.659 --> 01:52:35.460
Bye, bitch! A 7 -Eleven employee is sharing her

01:52:35.460 --> 01:52:38.159
story after she was attacked by an accused thief.

01:52:38.500 --> 01:52:41.220
Looks like I might count the list now. While

01:52:41.220 --> 01:52:44.000
she was working, she was then rushed to the hospital.

01:52:44.079 --> 01:52:46.039
It happened at the convenience store near the

01:52:46.039 --> 01:52:48.659
intersection of East Bay Drive and Missouri Avenue.

01:52:48.699 --> 01:52:51.979
Oh, yeah. I think I've taken a dump at that 7

01:52:51.979 --> 01:52:55.300
-Eleven before. Argo. So that happened there.

01:52:55.460 --> 01:53:01.020
And then there's this right here. What's there?

01:53:01.529 --> 01:53:05.310
Load. Load. That is a continuing coverage on

01:53:05.310 --> 01:53:07.829
the Church of Scientology. It's not a church.

01:53:07.909 --> 01:53:11.270
It's a cult. And the whole way that this area

01:53:11.270 --> 01:53:15.250
steps forward is pathetic. I don't care that

01:53:15.250 --> 01:53:19.390
they have money. They're scumbags. And the fact

01:53:19.390 --> 01:53:22.970
that this area covers it up is ridiculous. And

01:53:22.970 --> 01:53:26.609
protects it. We have no credibility. Push to

01:53:26.609 --> 01:53:29.369
take over a section of a downtown street. After

01:53:29.369 --> 01:53:31.590
months of debate and pushback from the community,

01:53:31.789 --> 01:53:33.989
City Council approved their request within the

01:53:33.989 --> 01:53:36.210
last few hours. It is the first step toward building

01:53:36.210 --> 01:53:39.770
L. Ron Hubbard Hall. Burn in hell! I hate this!

01:53:40.569 --> 01:53:44.539
20 years ago, they were the joke! South Park

01:53:44.539 --> 01:53:46.579
made fun of it, and now because they have money.

01:53:47.300 --> 01:53:50.159
You know what? This area wants to be respected

01:53:50.159 --> 01:53:53.779
so badly, and it doesn't deserve it. The approval

01:53:53.779 --> 01:53:56.760
allows the church to take over this part of South

01:53:56.760 --> 01:53:58.619
Garden Avenue, downtown for the entertainment

01:53:58.619 --> 01:54:01.920
hall. Nothing like a church that's been known

01:54:01.920 --> 01:54:04.880
to cover up a crime. That taking over a city

01:54:04.880 --> 01:54:07.640
block? Whenever things go wrong, I don't want

01:54:07.640 --> 01:54:10.260
to hear people going, why did it happen? You

01:54:10.260 --> 01:54:12.770
started with a cult. In Tampa Bay, news reporter

01:54:12.770 --> 01:54:14.949
Chris Hurst has been following this story every

01:54:14.949 --> 01:54:17.750
step of the way. He explains the fight from neighbors

01:54:17.750 --> 01:54:22.430
is far from over. We're being denied access to

01:54:22.430 --> 01:54:25.789
the hearing. First, council asked staff to find

01:54:25.789 --> 01:54:28.329
all those wanting to speak in opposition to vacate

01:54:28.329 --> 01:54:30.449
South Garden Avenue for L. Ron Hubbard Hall.

01:54:30.770 --> 01:54:33.149
This is ridiculous. This feels like the movie

01:54:33.149 --> 01:54:36.189
Idiocracy. I just want to make sure that we're

01:54:36.189 --> 01:54:38.970
following our legal data. Let's be honest. We

01:54:38.970 --> 01:54:42.989
all know that Scientology owns Clearwater. Clearwater

01:54:42.989 --> 01:54:47.069
stems for it. For the law to allow folks to come

01:54:47.069 --> 01:54:50.470
out. You're all wimps. And be heard on an agenda

01:54:50.470 --> 01:54:53.430
item. You know what? I've had enough. When things

01:54:53.430 --> 01:54:55.789
go wrong, you'll be like, how did this happen?

01:54:56.050 --> 01:55:05.159
Because you sided with a cult. You idiots. Live

01:55:05.159 --> 01:55:09.960
from the go, y 'all. Mmm. Ryan and the Bulls

01:55:09.960 --> 01:55:13.680
stand tall. Water. Yeah. Burning. Hell. Kiss

01:55:13.680 --> 01:55:23.460
my ass. Six. Mmm. Yeah. Mmm. Six mad, but he

01:55:23.460 --> 01:55:26.260
been in these mics. All in 10 heights, now the

01:55:26.260 --> 01:55:28.680
cynic get tight. From the berms to the block,

01:55:28.779 --> 01:55:31.000
that's a hell of a height. Turn the dial, see

01:55:31.000 --> 01:55:34.020
his name on the lights. He got callers on the

01:55:34.020 --> 01:56:01.939
lines on the break. Yeah! Happy Hot Topic! We

01:56:01.939 --> 01:56:04.720
are also remembering comedian Tom Dreesen. Dreesen

01:56:04.720 --> 01:56:07.020
was from Harvey. This is so sad he died. And

01:56:07.020 --> 01:56:10.180
first found his success as one half of Tim and

01:56:10.180 --> 01:56:13.380
Tom with Tim Reed. He was known for touring with

01:56:13.380 --> 01:56:16.159
Frank Sinatra and making many appearances on

01:56:16.159 --> 01:56:18.279
The Tonight Show. I was supposed to interview

01:56:18.279 --> 01:56:20.140
him like 10 years ago, but he didn't get back

01:56:20.140 --> 01:56:22.159
to me, but it's okay. He's a legend. Starring

01:56:22.159 --> 01:56:24.930
Johnny Carson. So he died and there's this right

01:56:24.930 --> 01:56:27.590
here. He also took a vote on a proposal about

01:56:27.590 --> 01:56:29.970
sweepstakes machines. It's a vote that could

01:56:29.970 --> 01:56:32.670
impact bars and restaurants all across the city.

01:56:32.750 --> 01:56:35.430
So we don't need gambling anyway, but Illinois

01:56:35.430 --> 01:56:36.949
is corrupt. And then this made me almost cry.

01:56:37.710 --> 01:56:40.109
One friend who knew him well said Stacey King

01:56:40.109 --> 01:56:42.609
had a larger than life personality. He was very

01:56:42.609 --> 01:56:45.909
approachable. He loved people. And many of those

01:56:45.909 --> 01:56:48.449
people showing up to pay their respects at his

01:56:48.449 --> 01:56:51.619
funeral services today. Stacey King will forever

01:56:51.619 --> 01:56:54.399
be linked to the Bulls championship teams of

01:56:54.399 --> 01:56:57.060
the early 90s. He played on the first three teams

01:56:57.060 --> 01:56:59.680
with Senator Bill Cartwright, who remembers a

01:56:59.680 --> 01:57:02.260
friend. It's so crazy seeing his casket go into

01:57:02.260 --> 01:57:05.300
the ground. Never met a stranger. That's just

01:57:05.300 --> 01:57:08.380
the kind of person he was. My homie Bill Cartwright

01:57:08.380 --> 01:57:12.060
from Lincoln. He wanted you to feel good. He

01:57:12.060 --> 01:57:14.439
wanted you to feel comfortable around him. And

01:57:14.439 --> 01:57:17.800
he's going to be missed. He's not replaceable.

01:57:18.199 --> 01:57:20.340
King played five seasons with the Bulls after

01:57:20.340 --> 01:57:23.819
being a first -round draft pick in 1989. He joined

01:57:23.819 --> 01:57:29.539
the team as a broadcaster later in 2006, working

01:57:29.539 --> 01:57:33.060
with Adam Amin. He was like this celebrity in

01:57:33.060 --> 01:57:36.319
my head. I don't think I realized how deeply

01:57:36.319 --> 01:57:39.000
that ran, and I don't think I realized how widely

01:57:39.000 --> 01:57:42.720
that ran, not just here. In the city and not

01:57:42.720 --> 01:57:45.039
just in Illinois. It really is weird. You just

01:57:45.039 --> 01:57:48.079
get used to a voice. Just in the U .S., but across

01:57:48.079 --> 01:57:50.579
the globe. Mark Chonowski also worked with King

01:57:50.579 --> 01:57:54.500
on broadcasts and a popular Bulls podcast. Stacey

01:57:54.500 --> 01:57:56.500
had the big personality, but he also had a big

01:57:56.500 --> 01:57:58.359
heart. He was so generous to the people that

01:57:58.359 --> 01:58:00.520
he cared about, and I know he was very passionate

01:58:00.520 --> 01:58:02.640
about Bulls fans. Former teammate Will Perdue

01:58:02.640 --> 01:58:04.720
remembers King as a fun -loving personality,

01:58:05.180 --> 01:58:07.739
both as a player and later as a colleague on

01:58:07.739 --> 01:58:10.939
the broadcast team. It's been overwhelming. It's

01:58:10.939 --> 01:58:12.800
just so crazy that he's dead. It's unbelievable.

01:58:13.140 --> 01:58:16.399
In a positive way. So there's that. It's terrible

01:58:16.399 --> 01:58:17.560
news. I don't even know what to say anymore.

01:58:20.119 --> 01:58:23.239
The good die young, they always say, right? Mm

01:58:23.239 --> 01:58:36.050
-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Microphone King. We'll

01:58:36.050 --> 01:59:11.350
be right back. We'll be right back. Three lines

01:59:11.350 --> 01:59:14.170
of skyscraper Fresno's gospel, no need for no

01:59:14.170 --> 01:59:17.649
paper Big man talk, he a walking headline Every

01:59:17.649 --> 01:59:20.449
word a spark, got the city in line Critics wanna

01:59:20.449 --> 01:59:23.010
squawk, but they can't outshine Happy hour forever,

01:59:23.369 --> 02:00:00.729
Fresno's on shrine Microphone king, yeah Tonight's

02:00:00.729 --> 02:00:03.109
shocking video from Southern California shows

02:00:03.109 --> 02:00:05.890
the moments a member of a well -known Central

02:00:05.890 --> 02:00:09.229
Valley farming family appears to go on a hate

02:00:09.229 --> 02:00:12.250
-filled rant. It was anti -Semitic, so there's

02:00:12.250 --> 02:00:16.329
that and there's this. In a breaking news update

02:00:16.329 --> 02:00:18.569
tonight, Governor Gavin Newsom claims he's the

02:00:18.569 --> 02:00:21.390
target of a federal investigation. The announcement

02:00:21.390 --> 02:00:24.590
came in a social media video, but so far, the

02:00:24.590 --> 02:00:28.699
Justice Department is not commenting. Yeah, the

02:00:28.699 --> 02:00:31.159
fact that Gavin Newsom made a video about it

02:00:31.159 --> 02:00:33.979
means that he's probably a little guilty. But

02:00:33.979 --> 02:00:39.939
he's a scumbag! Mm -hmm. Tonight, the Selma community

02:00:39.939 --> 02:00:43.899
is in mourning the loss of a 15 -year -old boy.

02:00:44.100 --> 02:00:46.079
Who died of an e -bike crash. Rest in peace,

02:00:46.159 --> 02:00:49.380
bud. We gotta be careful on those e -bikes! Mm

02:00:49.380 --> 02:01:01.909
-hmm. Ah! Mm. Mm. Ah! Static crackle, mic pops,

02:01:02.010 --> 02:01:05.029
the hour is hoppy Cleveland skyline foggy, steel

02:01:05.029 --> 02:01:07.609
mills choppy City on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy,

02:01:07.689 --> 02:01:10.390
never sloppy Radio waves carry tales, but they

02:01:10.390 --> 02:01:13.069
ain't gloves The concrete jungle, potholes where

02:01:13.069 --> 02:01:16.010
dreams collapse Downtown echoes to cabs and faded

02:01:16.010 --> 02:01:18.850
cabs Past the preachin' hustle, corner kids tradin'

02:01:18.850 --> 02:01:21.109
maps Where the vibes Midwest, but the struggle

02:01:21.109 --> 02:01:24.449
overlaps Cleveland news, where the truth gets

02:01:24.449 --> 02:01:27.489
raw Rust belt blues, every crack, every flaw

02:01:27.930 --> 02:01:31.289
Until it takes no sugar, no drop. Copy on the

02:01:31.289 --> 02:01:34.229
mic, spittin' facts, no law. Back alleys whisper,

02:01:34.350 --> 02:01:37.289
still grit in the air. Copy pullin' cards, city

02:01:37.289 --> 02:01:39.829
troops lay bare. Bar sharper than the skyline,

02:01:39.909 --> 02:01:42.350
no time to spare. Opinions heavy as the lake,

02:01:42.430 --> 02:01:45.970
but he don't care. Radio days, static hum in

02:01:45.970 --> 02:01:47.789
the booth. Voice boomin' through the speakers,

02:01:47.949 --> 02:01:51.149
hittin' with the truth. Tower city shadows, echoing

02:01:51.149 --> 02:01:54.149
in the air. Uncut, unpolished, Cleveland's the

02:01:54.149 --> 02:01:57.069
proof. Hoppy's lens, no world's tent. Just grind

02:01:57.069 --> 02:02:00.029
every segment, a slice of Cleveland's mind. From

02:02:00.029 --> 02:02:03.329
the flats to the heights, stories combined. Unfiltered,

02:02:03.329 --> 02:02:22.310
unbothered, done with mind. Woo! A crash in Manor

02:02:22.310 --> 02:02:25.010
is raising new questions about e -bike safety.

02:02:25.270 --> 02:02:28.470
Oh, my God. Why is every I'm talking about Chicago.

02:02:30.069 --> 02:02:32.569
Fresno, Cleveland, and Tampa, they all have e

02:02:32.569 --> 02:02:35.069
-bike problems. Be careful out there, you idiots.

02:02:35.529 --> 02:02:37.789
We have chilling new details tonight of an alleged

02:02:37.789 --> 02:02:41.750
plot at the UFC event that was staged at the

02:02:41.750 --> 02:02:44.229
White House over the weekend. An Ohio man is

02:02:44.229 --> 02:02:46.770
one of five suspects that's been arrested. Yeah,

02:02:46.770 --> 02:02:48.710
and we're learning more tonight about how his

02:02:48.710 --> 02:02:51.829
mother alerted authorities. NBC's Kelly O'Donnell

02:02:51.829 --> 02:02:54.979
has more. When your mom's telling on you, you're

02:02:54.979 --> 02:03:36.890
a loser. No wonder you're from Cleveland. They

02:03:36.890 --> 02:03:39.869
use the R word here. We think this is art. It

02:03:39.869 --> 02:03:42.329
could be worse, though. At least we're not Detroit.

02:03:44.149 --> 02:03:47.970
We're not Detroit. Keep people from looking at

02:03:47.970 --> 02:03:50.029
their own lives and realizing how bad they actually

02:03:50.029 --> 02:03:55.390
got, you know? I mean, if you couldn't get drunk

02:03:55.390 --> 02:03:58.170
and paint yourself orange and brown every Sunday,

02:03:58.289 --> 02:04:12.069
you might realize I live in Cleveland. And then

02:04:12.069 --> 02:04:13.430
he's looking around at your tiny little house

02:04:13.430 --> 02:04:14.750
that you can't afford because of the mortgage

02:04:14.750 --> 02:04:17.390
crisis and your horrible little sloppy kids who

02:04:17.390 --> 02:04:19.109
all have diabetes by the time they're eight because

02:04:19.109 --> 02:04:22.689
they live on corn syrup and lye. And then you

02:04:22.689 --> 02:04:25.090
look at your big bloated mess of a wife and she

02:04:25.090 --> 02:04:27.050
waddles towards you with her front butt spilling

02:04:27.050 --> 02:04:29.909
out over the top of her ass in wash jeans. And

02:04:29.909 --> 02:04:31.630
he's like, I'm going to go shoot myself and my

02:04:31.630 --> 02:04:45.270
pregnant 12 -year -old daughter right now. You

02:04:45.270 --> 02:04:47.510
think Cleveland's cool? I mean, I never heard

02:04:47.510 --> 02:04:49.569
anybody say, I'm going to Cleveland on vacation.

02:04:50.710 --> 02:05:21.680
What's so good about Cleveland? what you look

02:05:21.680 --> 02:05:25.020
like on the outside, whether you're white, or

02:05:25.020 --> 02:05:28.859
black, or Sasquatch, even. As long as you follow

02:05:28.859 --> 02:05:32.119
your dreams, no matter how crazy or against the

02:05:32.119 --> 02:05:36.380
law it is. Except for Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch,

02:05:36.399 --> 02:05:38.600
the rules are different. Forget it, Meatwad.

02:05:39.000 --> 02:05:42.260
I'm a circus freak. That's all I'll ever be.

02:05:43.479 --> 02:05:45.699
Whatever. Finally, I'm one of those guys who

02:05:45.699 --> 02:05:47.439
can't wait to get to work in the morning. Like

02:05:47.439 --> 02:06:18.590
a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! So if there's a few bucks

02:06:18.590 --> 02:06:22.819
left over, you know, go get something nice. Take

02:06:22.819 --> 02:06:26.739
a $9 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh, do you have

02:06:26.739 --> 02:06:29.859
nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good, and if you got

02:06:29.859 --> 02:06:33.239
an albino, send her up, too. In, like, 20 minutes,

02:06:33.279 --> 02:06:35.960
I'm gonna be asleep, so get them up here. I had,

02:06:35.960 --> 02:06:38.819
like, half a bottle of melatonin, six beers,

02:06:39.140 --> 02:06:42.760
this whole f***ing bucket of chicken. Oh, the

02:06:42.760 --> 02:07:03.439
Sandman is coming. Oh, no! I got PhDs in four

02:07:03.439 --> 02:07:08.279
scientific disciplines. Really? Why do you think

02:07:08.279 --> 02:07:11.880
they call me Dr. Quinn? I just thought that was

02:07:11.880 --> 02:07:17.720
a nickname. You know, like Dr. Gray. God, you're

02:07:17.720 --> 02:07:24.819
stupid. God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your hat.

02:07:26.300 --> 02:07:28.539
What is it now, Hooper? Have you turned on the

02:07:28.539 --> 02:07:31.739
TV lately? No, why? From Judd Winner, the maker

02:07:31.739 --> 02:07:33.659
of Gals Gone Wild, comes a little something for

02:07:33.659 --> 02:07:38.439
the ladies. Sack Flashers! Awesome! Yeah! All

02:07:38.439 --> 02:07:40.819
right! It takes balls to do what they're doing,

02:07:40.899 --> 02:07:43.060
but these boys have got them and more. They're

02:07:43.060 --> 02:07:47.500
Sack Flashers! We love Sack Flashers! Oh, it's

02:07:47.500 --> 02:07:50.960
a sack attack! Order now and get Sack Flashers

02:07:50.960 --> 02:07:53.779
2. Sacks in the city. With bonus material. Beach

02:07:53.779 --> 02:07:59.800
balls! Mm -hmm. How do you call this? It's a

02:07:59.800 --> 02:08:01.579
free sack plus your school sack. Operators are

02:08:01.579 --> 02:08:03.600
sailing by. You'd be nuts to pass up on this

02:08:03.600 --> 02:08:06.399
offer. Mm -hmm. I mean, someone at church or

02:08:06.399 --> 02:08:08.760
internet night or something. Ooh, what's that

02:08:08.760 --> 02:08:11.420
sign? Where they put them firecrackers up your

02:08:11.420 --> 02:08:14.319
buttholes? Now, that's a good... No, not that

02:08:14.319 --> 02:08:16.819
specific sign. But why? That's how I met your

02:08:16.819 --> 02:08:20.579
great -grandpappy. Oh, he loves him a good butthole.

02:08:20.659 --> 02:08:23.039
I told you not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't,

02:08:23.039 --> 02:08:25.159
never, verbulate that man's name in the house

02:08:25.159 --> 02:08:29.739
again. I don't think you said his name. Busy

02:08:29.739 --> 02:08:32.840
banging to exchange business cards. Don't you

02:08:32.840 --> 02:08:35.239
go Facebook him on the iBox neither. Sheriff

02:08:35.239 --> 02:08:36.979
says you race from down hell down to the library.

02:08:37.239 --> 02:08:40.539
Yeah, you know I do. You go strong, you don't

02:08:40.539 --> 02:08:48.880
go at all. Whoa, a real live robot. Or is that

02:08:48.880 --> 02:08:51.800
some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Bite

02:08:51.800 --> 02:08:55.220
my shiny metal ass. It doesn't look so shiny

02:08:55.220 --> 02:09:31.020
to me. Shiner than yours, meatbag. And that is

02:09:31.020 --> 02:09:42.260
that. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. It's time for Poppy

02:09:42.260 --> 02:09:49.880
in the morning. RyanHockeyRadio .com Poppy Hour

02:09:49.880 --> 02:10:05.439
will be right back. As a reminder, if you don't

02:10:05.439 --> 02:10:07.739
feel like listening to this next song, you can

02:10:07.739 --> 02:10:10.520
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

02:10:10.520 --> 02:10:12.939
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

02:10:40.710 --> 02:10:45.210
blow the candles blow the candles blow the candles

02:10:45.210 --> 02:11:07.739
blow the candles blow the candles We'll be right

02:11:07.739 --> 02:11:53.050
back. Ay, I'm Manila When I get done, she gon'

02:11:53.069 --> 02:11:55.670
bring me macheta And it's just the beginning,

02:11:55.829 --> 02:11:59.229
it only gets better Now wear my hat, hat, hat

02:11:59.229 --> 02:12:01.869
Now wear my shirt, shirt You'll never do it like

02:12:01.869 --> 02:12:04.550
the last day of Earth, Earth And if you really

02:12:04.550 --> 02:12:07.149
want this feel on the deal You'll sound like

02:12:07.149 --> 02:12:10.609
a mug, yeah I do the mug I do it like my birthday

02:12:10.609 --> 02:12:15.310
I do it like my birthday I do it like my birthday

02:12:15.310 --> 02:12:26.880
I do it like my birthday Bad new Gucci bag matching

02:12:26.880 --> 02:12:30.060
Gucci pops Shoes matching the belt Skirt matching

02:12:30.060 --> 02:12:32.720
the blouse Chain matching the rack Yeah, I'm

02:12:32.720 --> 02:12:35.680
doing my thing Got, got so many haters Why is

02:12:35.680 --> 02:12:38.260
so many hatin'? Sick like a mental patient I

02:12:38.260 --> 02:12:40.619
floss like a dentist patient This shit testin'

02:12:40.619 --> 02:12:43.220
my patience This shit workin' my nerves I'm gettin'

02:12:43.319 --> 02:12:45.279
spendin' that money like the church in the cave

02:12:45.279 --> 02:12:47.880
Layin' on gay skin, blowin' trish in the wind

02:12:47.880 --> 02:12:52.880
Just like, yeah Yeah, poppin' those tags, these

02:12:52.880 --> 02:13:01.880
diesels bustin' the tags I'm a hood star and

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up Hammerin, H -A -M -M -E -R -I -N Hank show

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of autism are often treated like they are different.

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Believe me. We are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but

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my buddies may have known me as Hammer Hank.

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I was labeled as slow when I started school.

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Come to find out at the age of 12, the doctors

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decided I was autistic. Now at the age of 48,

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I have completed an associate's degree in radio

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broadcasting and worked in the San Francisco

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am different. People of autism have no needs

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no different than you. Laugh, laugh, laugh. to

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get an education and join the workforce. I did

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it, and so can anyone else of autism. So when

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that autism isn't a disease, it's a condition.

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To find out more about autism, please visit AutismSpeaks

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.org. Autism Speaks. It's time to listen. I got

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a new sound, makin' all the hoes get down. They

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the big man, make it change swang. Pimps and

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the players gon' do the damn thing. Comin' in

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the club, takin' over streets. Takin' over man

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with the throat down beats. Got them on charge,

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got them on lock. Everywhere we go, guaranteed

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to blow the spot. Messages to them, Haters trying

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to say them gators. Oh, it's gonna blaze you.

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Nothing is gonna save you. Pets on the street.

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Pets on the beat. If you wanna bounce, best bet,

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report to me. My city, Chi -Town, where I pull

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it down. Ain't no limit. Dropping beats about

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a pound. The thaws out a lot, cause you know

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I call the shots. Stacking paper like them bacon

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sodas in the pot. Come on! We'll see you next

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time. I've been drivin', I'm just parkin' like

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Pippin' Slide off in the club, feelin' man, it's

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in the 50s So fresh, so clean, I'm smokin' at

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my left And what it is, what it do? Come on,

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shout it, let me see you get loose You bought

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a shoe, get some Grey Goose And P .I .P., I'm

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puttin' my hands on you We got the remix Don't

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be putting no chasers in my drink I want two

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hot liggas, pimp Smoke, jang, smoke, y 'all Keep

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you safe Smoke, jang, smoke, y 'all Keep you

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safe, bitch All on the earth I don't need curse

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Speech all slurred Nothin' in my cup Shit, it's

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all good Now I'm hidin' the motherfucker makin'

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up words Lookin' like men I like them light skin

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going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco

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DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look normal, but the

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truth is, I have a condition known as autism.

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That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.

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That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless

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of who they are. People with autism normally

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have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication

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skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.

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In a recent study, people with autism are less

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likely to have a job and more likely to become

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homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends

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and family, having a college education. I have

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even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as

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an honorary personality for many years. Always

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remember that people with autism want the same

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things as you, to be happy and successful. To

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find out more about autism, please contact your

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local mental health center or visit autismspeech

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.org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate

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your kindness. to bring joy to my city. Niggas

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out here broke, got the nerve to be picky. Get

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my man some bread, cause I hate to see him shitty.

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We're back to selling dope just to make a pretty

02:24:48.909 --> 02:24:50.870
penny. Keeping it 100, but niggas think keep

02:24:50.870 --> 02:24:52.829
it 50. Chicago beef with everybody, acting like

02:24:52.829 --> 02:24:54.450
we 50. I told my bitch, I'm fucking with the

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greatest, and you see me. The realest of the

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realest, and the realest of my city. Seven -year

02:24:57.889 --> 02:24:59.750
-old babies getting killed for no reason. Niggas

02:24:59.750 --> 02:25:01.649
cracking cars, zeroing all they people. Real

02:25:01.649 --> 02:25:03.670
niggas get blessed, share with they niggas. Real

02:25:03.670 --> 02:25:05.649
niggas fuck bitches, care to they niggas. Many

02:25:05.649 --> 02:25:07.229
toes for everybody, breaking down and swishing.

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Put the loud end right around to some music.

02:25:09.350 --> 02:25:11.579
Only take a break, cause I gotta get to it. But

02:25:11.579 --> 02:25:13.219
coming from, coming from, you're probably losing

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Two little boys got killed when they was hooping

02:25:15.600 --> 02:25:17.219
Cause some broke niggas beefers started shooting

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Guns got abusive and these niggas, they abuse

02:25:19.100 --> 02:25:20.620
it And the sad part about it, they didn't even

02:25:20.620 --> 02:25:22.340
make the news I'm trying to get through it, so

02:25:22.340 --> 02:25:23.979
I'm watching all my movements Checkin' bags like

02:25:23.979 --> 02:25:25.760
Nike, so I tell them, just do it Tell my niggas,

02:25:25.760 --> 02:25:27.180
they my brothers, and I treat them like my brothers

02:25:27.180 --> 02:25:28.639
Tell my brothers, they my niggas, so we equals

02:25:28.639 --> 02:25:30.639
each other Life is but a dream, till you wake

02:25:30.639 --> 02:25:32.500
up with your mother Smoke a Mary J, give you

02:25:32.500 --> 02:25:34.579
no more drama Still you won't come, I'm skunkin',

02:25:34.579 --> 02:25:36.180
I'm a master plan Gon' put it in the action,

02:25:36.219 --> 02:25:38.139
motherfucker, take a stand My bones in the murder

02:25:38.139 --> 02:25:40.180
cap, they don't hit a man I'm in my own lane,

02:25:40.219 --> 02:25:42.559
tryna see where I fit in Take a chance, one man's

02:25:42.559 --> 02:25:44.159
gonna catch a band So we out here every day,

02:25:44.219 --> 02:25:46.219
tryna chase these bands Making all this money

02:25:46.219 --> 02:25:48.159
you would never understand So go ahead and judge

02:25:48.159 --> 02:25:50.139
me, I still get to it And niggas say they winning

02:25:50.139 --> 02:25:52.139
but I know they really losing 12 months later

02:25:52.139 --> 02:25:54.180
still riding in that Buick And if I slow grind

02:25:54.180 --> 02:25:56.239
then I'ma be fair paid Coming like I'm great

02:25:56.239 --> 02:26:47.909
cause I know these niggas happy We'll be up on

02:26:47.909 --> 02:27:24.700
tour making dubs every weekend. Doesn't mean

02:27:24.700 --> 02:27:26.520
that he gonna ride Slappin' doors open on the

02:27:26.520 --> 02:27:28.399
V, let a hunter ride All them face shots need

02:27:28.399 --> 02:27:31.059
dental to identify Louis Tony, ETC, bitch, I

02:27:31.059 --> 02:27:33.280
been that guy Stay high, E .T., I live in the

02:27:33.280 --> 02:27:35.000
sky Your bitch on me, say she try and get my

02:27:35.000 --> 02:27:37.040
dick a try Take a trip from my roadies on my

02:27:37.040 --> 02:27:38.799
wrist Don't roll it, I don't talk to the police

02:27:38.799 --> 02:27:41.280
No talking, out west at the fee -fee And they

02:27:41.280 --> 02:27:44.459
punt everything, I don't short it Made man, made

02:27:44.459 --> 02:27:47.680
D, touch me and you die No worries, Latin -ass

02:27:47.680 --> 02:27:49.379
niggas always tell the stories Bitches wanna

02:27:49.379 --> 02:27:51.180
kick it, tryna be another story Nor a couple,

02:27:51.200 --> 02:27:53.180
broke bitches that have been No more, nor a couple

02:28:11.519 --> 02:28:35.139
Better know it! Don't you hate when a nigga fake?

02:28:35.280 --> 02:28:37.239
Hell yeah, I'm already normal, most niggas snake.

02:28:37.360 --> 02:28:38.959
Got a smile on your face, lie to you to your

02:28:38.959 --> 02:28:40.340
face. Still ain't really shit to them, cause

02:28:40.340 --> 02:28:42.180
they do it that day. Haters that be coming in,

02:28:42.239 --> 02:28:44.260
all sizes and shapes. Disguised in they face,

02:28:44.299 --> 02:28:46.200
fake trying to embrace. But I ain't with that,

02:28:46.239 --> 02:28:48.479
so I just fall back like, nah, my nigga, I'm

02:28:48.479 --> 02:28:50.379
good, I'm straight. Real talk, though, hate is

02:28:50.379 --> 02:28:52.180
a bitch nigga trait. So if you a real nigga,

02:28:52.260 --> 02:28:54.399
then I know you can relate. I don't, I don't,

02:28:54.399 --> 02:29:10.159
I don't, I don't, I don't. Looking in the mirror

02:29:10.159 --> 02:30:12.430
only to get a relay. Outro Music is growing dim.

02:30:12.590 --> 02:30:15.430
Ear drums mixing hoppy like fingers without rings.

02:30:15.649 --> 02:30:18.370
Gator checks to FM. Shadows hit the street, but

02:30:18.370 --> 02:30:20.469
soon the sound will vanish like shadows in the

02:30:20.469 --> 02:30:23.670
heat. Oh, the hoppy hour is coming too close.

02:30:23.870 --> 02:30:27.149
Radio waves fading like a wilting rose. Laughter

02:30:27.149 --> 02:30:30.430
and joy dissolving in the air will keep the rhythm

02:30:30.430 --> 02:30:46.559
alive. Like clockwork to a show Now it's time

02:30:46.559 --> 02:30:49.440
to face the silence Like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy

02:30:49.440 --> 02:30:52.280
held the mic With humor so divine The void left

02:30:52.280 --> 02:31:01.239
in our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty

02:31:01.239 --> 02:31:03.639
speakers silenced by the coming to an end Like

02:31:03.639 --> 02:31:05.739
a rollercoaster stopping round a river's bend

02:31:05.739 --> 02:31:08.579
Hoppy's jokes and jabs, he's our daily grind

02:31:08.579 --> 02:31:11.059
Now silence louder than the thoughts we can't

02:31:11.059 --> 02:31:50.319
rewind Oh, the Hoppy Allergy Outro Music PoppyRadio

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.com. And like that, it's gone. You probably

02:31:54.700 --> 02:31:57.979
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

02:31:58.299 --> 02:32:03.000
all I smell is poop. I'll kick you a little and

02:32:03.000 --> 02:32:07.819
we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.

02:32:11.799 --> 02:32:31.739
Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes

02:32:31.739 --> 02:32:35.799
our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless

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America. Door is closing.