Hungover On A Monday! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.29.26)

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Happy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. All right. Oh, no. Happy Hot Topic.

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Oh, jeez. Here we go. We're going to talk about

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all the stuff going on in the world. Oh, it's

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going to be so good. We're going to be laughing,

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romancing, dancing. All right. I know. Oh, I

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should probably do that thing where I... Unmediative!

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Ariana Grande is spending time with an old flame.

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Oh yeah, that's when she realizes she's ran out

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of guys to hang out with. Because everyone knows

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she's a side chick. So she's got to go to bed.

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She's got to go to old flames because she's that

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bad. The Wicked Star was joined by her ex -boyfriend

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Ricky Alvarez during a group lunch at Danada

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Cantina in Austin, Texas. Oh yeah, you know they

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banged. June 25th. As seen in photos circulating

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on social media, Grande wore a black t -shirt

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from her ongoing Eternal Sunshine Tour while

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seated at a table across from Alvarez, who donned

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a tee that showed off his distinctive arm tattoo.

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Why would you hang out with her again? She's

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a career side chick. And he's a handsome guy.

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You can get any girl he wants. She's so bony

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now. She looks like Skeletor. And the singer

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was very sociable during her meal, according

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to DeNada Cantina owners. I'm sure she was. Steven

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Shawcross, who told local newspaper, the Austin

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American Statesman, that Grande was friendly

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to both staff and guests. Yeah, because she just

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went through a breakup. And everyone knows she's

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a side chick. And everyone knows she ruined her

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marriage with Dalton Gomez. And everyone knows

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that she ruined Ethan Slater's marriage. And

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she's trying to fix her reputation. In fact,

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the 33 -year -old snapped a few selfies with

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fans who later posted the photos online. online.

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You can't fool me. I still think you're ridiculous.

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Grande is currently in Austin as part of her

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three -day run of shows at the Moody Center.

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During her first night performing at the location

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June 24th, she suddenly modified the lyrics to

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Thank You Next in a seeming nod to where she

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stands with Alvarez. Here's what she needs to

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do. She needs to make a song called I'm a Dirty

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Rotten Sidekick and then I'll respect her. And

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now for something completely different. Yesterday,

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as you all know. Actually, before I get into

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this segment, I must. I must play some story

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time music. So I worked from 2 p .m. to 7 .30

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p .m. So I said, you know what? I'm going to

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hang out at Carverhurst and 4th Street for a

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few hours. So I do that very thing. And what

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happens, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

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is the fact that all of a sudden, there's this

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freaking mutant. There's a mutant that walks

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in. He's wearing one of those vests, like he's

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going to be climbing up a pole. Oh, jeez. But

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you know what I mean, like one of the, like,

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vests for, like, people that work outside. But

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he has his shirt off. And he's just bothering

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everybody at the bar. And he goes, I got to leave

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now. I got to go catch a bus to go to brand.

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I'm like, okay. See you later, alligator. So

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now what happens is... He comes back like 20

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minutes later and he's like, oh my God, I missed

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the bus. Can anybody drive me to Brandon, Florida?

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Now, by the way, from St. Pete, that's about

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45 minutes. And he didn't really look like he

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could provide you gas money. So what happened

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was this. He goes, hey, I can call my wife. My

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wife. That's like Borat. I wish she was Borat.

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He said, I can call my wife and figure this out.

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He says to the bartender, the very nice Kayla.

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He goes, hey, can I use your phone? And she goes,

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no, you know, it's charging. Even though she's

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on it all the time, but I know why she didn't

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want him to have the number. And then he's like,

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does the store have a phone? Or do we know of

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anybody that can make phones? Or not make phones,

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but anybody around here that can let me use the

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phone. And I go, hey, man, my phone is all messed

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up. It can only talk on speaker. But if you want

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to use my phone, that's fine. And he goes, oh,

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really? Thank you. So he proceeds to call his

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dirty, rotten wife. And he goes, hey, babe. And

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this is on speaker. Can you hear me? She goes,

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yeah. He goes... I'm on speaker on someone's

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trash -ass phone. Hey, dude, you're a loser.

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You're asking people to use their phone and then

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someone graciously lets you use their phone in

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public and you call it a trash -ass phone? No,

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you're a trash -ass person. And he gives me back

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the phone and he's like, hey, dude. My wife is

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going to be called back in a few minutes. And

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he calls back and, man, did he get scolded. So

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what happened was he ended up finding a temporary

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job where he would get a ride back to Brandon.

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And I was like, you know what? I'm never... Ever

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doing anything nice for anybody. Ever again.

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This is what I get. People telling me I'm a loud

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mouth. That is. People telling me I need to be

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nicer. To have a community. So I do that. And

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then I bite you in the ass. But then I looked

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at the freaking mutant. And I said, hey, at least

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I'm not you. You loser. You probably think Bubba's

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a good radio host. He is. But you know what I

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mean. All right. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox.

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It's time for Hoppy's Inbox. Only on Hoppy Hour

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with Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah. So I had a lot of

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comments. I made a Facebook post about it. Here

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was my comment. I said, so I let this guy at

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a comic bar use my phone, which is three years

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old and beat up, but I refuse to get a new phone

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because why spend money on that? He calls his

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wife and goes, pardon me if I sound weird. I'm

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using this trash ass phone. And then five minutes

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later goes, yeah, this guy needs a new phone.

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This is what I get for being nice. DJ Corrupted

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said. Time for an upgrade. My good homie Paul

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Roman said, rock until the wheels fall off. Jake

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Clap, one of our P -Line listeners said, being

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nice is absolutely thankless. But you don't do

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it for yourself. Because in your nature, it is

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to be a good person. Some people will acknowledge

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it, but it's never why you do it. I'm just investing.

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It's infuriating. And then also we have more

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messages in my inbox. I did a rant saying that

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the 708 Kava or Kratom stuff that got banned,

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that it's not like the Kratom, like Club 13 or

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Mitra 9, and those should not be banned. And

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Gavin, who was a great Kava tender, said, I've

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been saying this forever. Good stuff. And Frank

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the Kava G said, Over from O2 Kava Bar said,

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good job, bro. And then I did that rant about

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that dirty rotten hag. Now there's Tiffany Hennigan.

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And someone said, she moved to Georgia with her

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crookedness. Wake up, Georgia. She effed up Chicago.

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She's a con and a loser. This AIDS fire suspect,

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the trial ends in a mistrial. It's like that

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scene from Idiocracy. I'm a mistrial, my foot

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up your ass if you don't shut up. I love how

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LA is like, oh yeah, people in Florida are such

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losers. And then the worst wildfire that ever

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happened, the person that helped start it. It's

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a mistrial. That's why California sucks. And

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the only reason we can't laugh at you fully is

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all your records are private. So we don't know

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what goes on in your state. A judge has declared

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a mistrial in the case against a former Uber

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driver accused of sparking the most destructive

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fire in Los Angeles history. And listen, I never

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want to hear California talk smack about Florida

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where I reside. You losers let this guy get a

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mistrial. jurors said they were deadlocked on

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all three felony counts here's the problems with

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the jurors saying you gotta get jurors that don't

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know things because they're stupid we all know

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this guy's guilty let's get right out to kta's

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rachel manitow from downtown la with more hi

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rachel hi sam hi john that's right the jury was

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deadlocked with 10 voting to acquit two voting

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to convict and the judge ultimately declared

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a mistrial Man, California is really messed up.

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After determining the jury was at an impasse

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and further deliberation was not going to change

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the outcome. Jonathan Rinderknecht was noticeably...

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Loser! ...relieved, seen wiping away tears or

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sweat. Pussy! When a federal judge declared a

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mistrial in his arson case. He's the former Uber

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driver accused of starting the January 1st, 2025

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Lockman fire. You know what? Let this guy sleep

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over in one of the jurors' house. See how that

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ends, you loser. Which prosecutors allege reignited

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and started the devastating Palisades fire. One

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juror told reporters she didn't feel the prosecution

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proved the defendant's guilt beyond a reasonable

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doubt. Let's hear it from this dirty writer.

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Dirty Rotten Hag. If there was enough proof,

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I'm not going to put somebody down for that entire

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thing. A lot happened there. All right. You're

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an idiot! And you probably think Gavin Newsom's

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a good governor, but you're stupid! Mm -hmm.

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Steve -O signs off on BAM! Mark Jarrett! And

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says, I love you, but you gotta admit when you're

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wrong. I know what Steve -O's done! But let's

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be honest here. We need to be grateful that Ben

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Margera is just alive, man. Baby steps with him.

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You can't expect him to change overnight. No,

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you cannot. All right. Here is Steve -O talking

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about Ben Margera. Right here. If this wants

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to load. Not at all that at the very end, you

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guys weren't able to kind of come together. Oh,

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yeah. They were coming together when they ran

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a joint. Burn has figured it out. Yeah, I mean,

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dude, 100%. It was wonderful. Man, Steve -O's

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really starting to age. That he agreed to be

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featured in this at all. It's wonderful that

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he is evidently In such a good place. Yeah, Steve

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-O's doing that thing that a lot of douchebags

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do. I'm not saying Steve -O's a douche. I've

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hung out with him. He's a good dude. But where

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he's prophesied by complimenting him, he's going

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to insult him. Clear and healthy. It was so wonderful

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to see his parents last night for them to be

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there. At the movie premiere. And on the Gen

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X radio, gosh! I know, we're all like watching

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a movie. That's what we got, you know? And all

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we can do is root for him. We never didn't love

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him. Right. We never didn't love him. Something

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that makes a Billy Madison, Bubba the Love Sponge,

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man count, get out there. I think we all wish

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that he could recognize what happened. The last

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time around, it was just, hey, we love you. We

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did everything that we could. All right. See

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ya. See ya. Listen to me. Baby steps. I know

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you're looking for a formal apology, but I'm

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being alive as that. He's having a hot piece

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of ass girlfriend that's taking care of him.

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Show that we love you to try to save you. And,

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like, he just, like, you know, all this. Yeah,

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Steve -O's wishy -washy. Which is probably why

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he's such good friends with Kelta. Because he's

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wishy -washy. It looks like he needs to wash

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himself anyway. And rapper Twista pleads guilty

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for not paying income taxes for five years. Dude,

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how much of a freaking idiot are you? Are you

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trying to get away with not paying your taxes?

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Now, if you were an LLC, you'd probably get away

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with it. But you're Twista. A very talented,

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but washed up actor. You're trying to get caught.

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Are you out of your mind, dude? You were probably

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thinking you could just rap so fast they would

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have no idea what you're talking about. But you

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can't. You got caught, dude. I never get people

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that cheat the taxes. The IRS wins every single

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time. The IRS never doesn't win. It's like that

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song by... Who was it? DJ Khaled. All I do is

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win, win, win. It's all the IRS does is win,

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win, win. No matter what, you're not beating

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them. Idiot. I have a few rappers that are literally

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in my DMs. Oh, yeah. You know, everybody wants

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to play. Oh, Bunny XO. They're like, yo. Bunny

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XO is revealing some inappropriate DMs she received.

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Oh, yeah. The ex of Jelly Roll shared a clip

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from. You used to show your butt on camera. It's

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not that inappropriate, honey. Her dumb blonde

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podcast. You are a dumb blonde. On social media,

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June 25th. In a video, Bunny talks about some

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interesting DMs she's gotten. Oh, yeah! Let me

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rock your ass! You know what I'm saying? Oh,

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man, I need to get out of here. All right. All

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right, listen to me. I know she commented on

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a TMZ section and said that, oh, I was just kidding

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when she said she got out of a 10 -year bid.

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But listen, you've been a public figure long

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enough to know that you can't just make jokes

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like that. No wonder you call yourself a dumb

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blonde, because that's what you are. Without

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Jelly Roll making you famous, you'd be another

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OnlyFans girl that'd be forgotten. You're a moron.

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Idiot. Oh, the cackling hen. Shut up. She follows

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up that controversial claim by saying, I'm going

00:17:01.879 --> 00:17:06.799
to get a phone call. And all her kids ask, shut

00:17:06.799 --> 00:17:10.140
up. I'm going to get a phone call. I'm going

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to call me and be like. What the f***? I'm sorry.

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What an annoying hag. The two officially listed

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their date of separation as May 9th, 2026. You

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know he's probably like nine women, had like

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three different three thumbs, and she's just

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sitting there living in the past. Move on. You

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got replaced, honey. You're very replaceable.

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Monday, we're all hanging out. Is anybody else

00:17:51.740 --> 00:17:55.019
hungover? If you're hungover, please raise your

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hand. Cause I'm hungover. Had a bottle of wine

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and two white claws last night. I was lit. Attention,

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FM DJs. Your morning show prep begins now. Loud,

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rude, aggressive. And those are his good qualities.

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A six person with a powerful tool. On three.

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One, two, three, go. Door is closing. Hi, this

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is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to

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Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm.

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With Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. Yes. Now, now, now,

00:18:57.309 --> 00:18:59.730
now. If I hit this button, boom, the whole program's

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over. Okay, wait. All right. So big. Now, something

00:19:21.410 --> 00:19:24.549
completely different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4,

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3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour

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with Hoppy. Oh my God. What a way to begin a

00:20:18.180 --> 00:20:22.880
Monday broadcast. As I had my microphone off.

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And if you're listening in Fresno, it's actually

00:20:28.799 --> 00:20:31.259
Tuesday. So I got a Tuesday morning to you. But

00:20:31.259 --> 00:20:35.000
guess what? Hey, guys. What's up, G? Want to

00:20:35.000 --> 00:20:37.900
go to Tchotchkes? Get some coffee? It's a little

00:20:37.900 --> 00:20:39.859
early. I got to get out of here. I think I'm

00:20:39.859 --> 00:20:42.779
going to lose it. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's

00:20:42.779 --> 00:20:45.799
got a case of the moon. One more time. Uh -oh.

00:20:46.000 --> 00:20:48.380
Sounds like somebody's got a case of the moon.

00:20:48.420 --> 00:20:52.259
Again. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case

00:20:52.259 --> 00:20:55.990
of the moon. Finally. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's

00:20:55.990 --> 00:20:57.829
got a case of the Mondays. That ain't right here.

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Let me ask you something. When you come in on

00:21:01.789 --> 00:21:03.529
Monday and you're not feeling real well, does

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anyone ever say to you, sounds like someone has

00:21:05.750 --> 00:21:14.190
a case of the Mondays? No. No, man. Shit, no,

00:21:14.369 --> 00:21:16.450
man. I believe you get your ass kicked saying

00:21:16.450 --> 00:21:19.230
something like that, man. Oh, yeah, right. Hey,

00:21:19.230 --> 00:21:25.440
you know. What a Monday! On Friday, I worked

00:21:25.440 --> 00:21:31.339
for 92 .5 Max over in Brandon, Florida. And then

00:21:31.339 --> 00:21:35.539
Saturday, I recorded Javier. And Sunday, I took

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the day off. I was going to take today off, but

00:21:38.200 --> 00:21:42.579
you know what? I have nothing else to do. I'm

00:21:42.579 --> 00:21:48.769
a very, a single man. Why is it that when I'm

00:21:48.769 --> 00:21:51.789
in a relationship or a situation, all these girls

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be sliding in my DMs? But when I'm single, oh

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yeah, every girl's hitting me up when I'm single.

00:22:02.490 --> 00:22:10.490
Yeah. Because they're clout chasers. Not all

00:22:10.490 --> 00:22:12.390
women, just the ones that are in St. Pete. My

00:22:12.390 --> 00:22:19.240
goodness. You know what? I never want to hear

00:22:19.240 --> 00:22:22.119
a short person ever again go, oh, it must be

00:22:22.119 --> 00:22:28.400
so great being tall. It sucks. Outside yesterday,

00:22:28.619 --> 00:22:31.299
there was... A neighbor that was moving out.

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You know what my favorite hobby is? My favorite

00:22:34.319 --> 00:22:36.460
hobby is when a neighbor moves out and they throw

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out their perfectly good furniture and you grab

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it. I saw two paintings. It kind of looks like

00:22:41.359 --> 00:22:45.000
a Marilyn Monroe, like up close. It's like of

00:22:45.000 --> 00:22:47.819
her lips and possibly, and then there's one of

00:22:47.819 --> 00:22:49.500
like lips as well. I think it's based off of

00:22:49.500 --> 00:22:51.220
Marilyn Monroe and I added that to the house.

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And then I got Aqua Teen, NBA, C -Lab, Chicago,

00:22:56.480 --> 00:22:59.660
radio stuff like the T -Man show. Beanie Anthony,

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Mancow, Q105. I got DVD covers hanging up on

00:23:03.779 --> 00:23:06.460
the wall like The Critic, Mission Hill, Dilbert,

00:23:06.539 --> 00:23:10.279
Oblongs, Brickleberry. Got Donovan McNabb's autograph.

00:23:10.440 --> 00:23:13.680
I got about four Michael Jordan posters. Lil

00:23:13.680 --> 00:23:17.480
Wayne. But I needed to class it up a little,

00:23:17.579 --> 00:23:20.759
man. Mm -hmm. You walk into my house when you

00:23:20.759 --> 00:23:25.259
go to pound town. And it's like you're back in

00:23:25.259 --> 00:23:26.980
high school. If you're the hot ass girl having

00:23:26.980 --> 00:23:28.599
sex, cause I didn't have sex until I was 21,

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where it was like posters. I have one of the

00:23:30.500 --> 00:23:35.160
universe. So I don't even know what my point

00:23:35.160 --> 00:23:39.259
was, but yeah, just, you know, hanging out with

00:23:39.259 --> 00:23:40.980
my back pain. I know what I remember and what

00:23:40.980 --> 00:23:42.940
I was trying to say. I'm a little high right

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now. I don't know if you can tell. There was

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a cabinet that I really needed. Perfectly fine.

00:23:51.259 --> 00:23:54.559
although the person's diary was in there I don't

00:23:54.559 --> 00:23:56.559
know who moved on I don't know if I should read

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that even though I'm going to but the thing though

00:24:00.700 --> 00:24:03.119
is I was carrying it up the stairs because there

00:24:03.119 --> 00:24:07.240
was no wheels or anything and oh my god my back

00:24:07.240 --> 00:24:12.339
hurts last night I could like feel the back pain

00:24:12.339 --> 00:24:16.000
in my dreams it was terrible and then when I

00:24:16.000 --> 00:24:19.549
turned right to left Trying to figure out how

00:24:19.549 --> 00:24:23.069
I want to sleep. Then my cat doesn't want to

00:24:23.069 --> 00:24:30.589
hear me. But you know what is the ultimate sign

00:24:30.589 --> 00:24:33.529
that you're starting to age as a millennial?

00:24:36.490 --> 00:24:39.410
When you're drunk at home drinking a bottle of

00:24:39.410 --> 00:24:44.769
wine and a white cloth. Well, damn right. Nothing

00:24:44.769 --> 00:24:47.750
more and nothing less than that you're aging

00:24:47.750 --> 00:24:50.269
as a millennial. And when you're drunk, you know,

00:24:50.309 --> 00:24:54.730
I'm seven years old. I've been at the club. Nowadays,

00:24:54.869 --> 00:25:02.150
I'm like, whatever, dude. Whatever. And, you

00:25:02.150 --> 00:25:05.869
know, I really wanted to go to Pride. Like, I

00:25:05.869 --> 00:25:08.750
really wanted to go. I was in downtown St. Pete.

00:25:09.680 --> 00:25:12.359
Oh, the gay people are hanging out. But the problem

00:25:12.359 --> 00:25:15.380
is there were 350 ,000 people there. And I got

00:25:15.380 --> 00:25:19.480
a bad back, man. I hurt my back from climbing

00:25:19.480 --> 00:25:22.759
the stairs. How do you think I would be at Pride?

00:25:23.759 --> 00:25:27.319
Especially with the overpriced Uber. But the

00:25:27.319 --> 00:25:30.720
thing, though, is... I posted a picture, and

00:25:30.720 --> 00:25:32.980
now if somebody works at 102 .5 The Bone, they'd

00:25:32.980 --> 00:25:35.140
probably recognize that office. What I did was

00:25:35.140 --> 00:25:38.160
there's a picture of me dressed up all gay from

00:25:38.160 --> 00:25:41.299
10 years ago when I worked at Pride. You can

00:25:41.299 --> 00:25:43.140
see Ryan Adams in the background, not the country

00:25:43.140 --> 00:25:47.000
music singer, the 102 .5 The Bone former producer

00:25:47.000 --> 00:25:49.880
of the Johnny B Show. Good guy. Good enough guy.

00:25:50.619 --> 00:25:53.900
And what I did was I asked GVT to... remove the

00:25:53.900 --> 00:25:56.440
words one, two, five, the bone with Hoppy R with

00:25:56.440 --> 00:25:59.960
Ryan Hoppy. And that's what I did. And that picture's

00:25:59.960 --> 00:26:03.299
on Instagram. I'm sure the people of the bone,

00:26:03.599 --> 00:26:07.640
the dinosaurs, I'm sure they didn't appreciate

00:26:07.640 --> 00:26:13.670
it. So I do this thing when I'm by myself and

00:26:13.670 --> 00:26:16.750
I'm drinking that I like to overlook 4th Street.

00:26:17.190 --> 00:26:19.569
I really shouldn't say where I live, but my front

00:26:19.569 --> 00:26:22.089
door overlooks 4th Street where you're hanging

00:26:22.089 --> 00:26:27.170
out. And the thing that happens, ladies and gentlemen,

00:26:27.329 --> 00:26:34.529
boys and girls, is the fact that I'm an air conditioning

00:26:34.529 --> 00:26:39.529
slut! I like it cold in my apartment. It's my

00:26:39.529 --> 00:26:43.750
one thing. Now, it kills me every paycheck. But

00:26:43.750 --> 00:26:47.549
it's whatever. And what happened, ladies and

00:26:47.549 --> 00:26:50.690
gentlemen, boys and girls, was I left my front

00:26:50.690 --> 00:26:53.250
door open like 10 minutes. She's overlooking

00:26:53.250 --> 00:26:56.430
Ford Street. And the worst thing could have happened

00:26:56.430 --> 00:26:59.390
to me. The air conditioning went up like seven

00:26:59.390 --> 00:27:02.369
degrees, all because the door was open. And I'm

00:27:02.369 --> 00:27:06.150
freaking out. I'm drunk, you know. Gotta figure

00:27:06.150 --> 00:27:12.809
out how to change things. Mm -hmm. So, I'm in

00:27:12.809 --> 00:27:17.250
a very blah, blah, oh, blah, man. I don't feel

00:27:17.250 --> 00:27:19.609
amazing. I don't feel terrible. I'm in the middle.

00:27:20.029 --> 00:27:21.809
Honestly, my hangover's not even that bad if

00:27:21.809 --> 00:27:24.730
my back is hurting, man. No, I don't want to

00:27:24.730 --> 00:27:27.450
go to the back, doctor. You ain't going to give

00:27:27.450 --> 00:27:33.400
me daily squat. Mm -hmm. You didn't do anything

00:27:33.400 --> 00:27:38.380
for me. It's all good. You know what I've noticed

00:27:38.380 --> 00:27:44.619
recently? Why is it? So there's two types of

00:27:44.619 --> 00:27:48.299
people when they go into psychology. There's

00:27:48.299 --> 00:27:51.680
the first type of people when they go into psychology,

00:27:52.079 --> 00:27:54.039
they're doing it to help out the greater good.

00:27:54.180 --> 00:27:57.460
Like every Monday and Friday, I speak to my shrink

00:27:57.460 --> 00:28:03.390
at counselingoncall .net. OJ's the best. But

00:28:03.390 --> 00:28:05.829
ladies and gentlemen, my boys and girls, you

00:28:05.829 --> 00:28:12.390
know what does happen? Is there are people that

00:28:12.390 --> 00:28:14.450
become psychologists. Let me take a sip of this

00:28:14.450 --> 00:28:20.009
coffee. There are people that become psychologists

00:28:20.009 --> 00:28:22.950
just because the personality disorder they're

00:28:22.950 --> 00:28:34.140
learning about is what they have. And she's like,

00:28:34.240 --> 00:28:40.319
I'm really interested in covert narcissism. It's

00:28:40.319 --> 00:28:47.160
like you're talking about yourself. It's out

00:28:47.160 --> 00:28:52.160
there. Never date a shrink. Unless you want to

00:28:52.160 --> 00:28:55.559
be judged and psychoanalyzed at all times. That

00:28:55.559 --> 00:29:00.309
is totally great. Date a shrink. Oh, we've been

00:29:00.309 --> 00:29:01.990
recording for 11 minutes and 11 seconds. Make

00:29:01.990 --> 00:29:06.390
a wish, bitch. You like how I did that? I pressed

00:29:06.390 --> 00:29:08.390
all the buttons at once. That's how I described

00:29:08.390 --> 00:29:18.170
my brain. This. We are off the wall today. We're

00:29:18.170 --> 00:29:23.589
crazy. You know what? I never want to hear a

00:29:23.589 --> 00:29:28.849
cop ever say no. We don't have quarters. No,

00:29:28.849 --> 00:29:31.990
we don't. Now, why is it at the end of each month

00:29:31.990 --> 00:29:36.089
in Pinellas County, you're everywhere? Now, I

00:29:36.089 --> 00:29:39.109
do think it's a good thing that you find the

00:29:39.109 --> 00:29:42.990
criminals. Don't get me wrong. Criminals are

00:29:42.990 --> 00:29:48.130
losers. But ladies and gentlemen, my boys and

00:29:48.130 --> 00:29:51.650
girls, there is something going on. Where it

00:29:51.650 --> 00:29:53.730
is at the end of each month, they're hanging

00:29:53.730 --> 00:29:58.660
out, doing their thing. And you can't tell me

00:29:58.660 --> 00:30:01.359
other ones. I don't think they have like a chalkboard.

00:30:01.500 --> 00:30:02.819
You know like when you go to a cell phone shop

00:30:02.819 --> 00:30:04.519
and it's like who has the most sales or at a

00:30:04.519 --> 00:30:06.640
car dealership? I don't think it's quite like

00:30:06.640 --> 00:30:09.500
that. But I think it's close enough that they

00:30:09.500 --> 00:30:12.119
kind of go, hey, Jim Bob, it's nine tickets.

00:30:12.460 --> 00:30:15.299
Where's your nine tickets, Jeffrey? I don't know

00:30:15.299 --> 00:30:20.400
why I said Jeffrey. Mm -hmm. And you know what's

00:30:20.400 --> 00:30:23.079
been creeping me out on Instagram, man? Mm -hmm.

00:30:23.539 --> 00:30:26.059
It's partially Kim and Kanye's fault, more Kim.

00:30:27.210 --> 00:30:30.750
But the like over almost sexualization of Northwest

00:30:30.750 --> 00:30:35.849
is good. You got to control. You look at that

00:30:35.849 --> 00:30:39.369
poor girl. She's just 13 years old. She might

00:30:39.369 --> 00:30:43.029
even be 12. And all these guys were wanting hugs

00:30:43.029 --> 00:30:45.789
with her instead of, you know, just a handshake.

00:30:46.029 --> 00:30:48.589
Can you imagine you're in sixth, seventh grade

00:30:48.589 --> 00:30:51.269
and you're hanging out at gala's where they're

00:30:51.269 --> 00:30:54.369
trying to like make you look like an adult? It's

00:30:54.369 --> 00:31:00.400
weird. She's 13. She just turned 13. You know,

00:31:00.420 --> 00:31:02.619
with that spicy attitude she has on public, you

00:31:02.619 --> 00:31:06.019
can totally tell it's Kanye's daughter. There

00:31:06.019 --> 00:31:09.759
is no doubt about it. You don't go, no way, it's

00:31:09.759 --> 00:31:12.220
Kanye's daughter. Who would have thought? No,

00:31:12.240 --> 00:31:16.240
of course, right in front of you. All right,

00:31:16.259 --> 00:31:19.420
what should we do? Let's see what's going on

00:31:19.420 --> 00:31:24.539
in Instagram. Power star, Joseph Sikora, who

00:31:24.539 --> 00:31:27.160
I try to base my whole look after. I love Tommy

00:31:27.160 --> 00:31:30.740
Egan. Don't want to kill somebody, no. Still

00:31:30.740 --> 00:31:35.099
like Tommy Egan. He was held at gunpoint in New

00:31:35.099 --> 00:31:37.759
York, or in Chicago, but because of his character,

00:31:37.839 --> 00:31:41.460
they liked how he dealt with it. Lil Durk's legal

00:31:41.460 --> 00:31:44.640
team files a motion to have his charges dismissed.

00:31:46.319 --> 00:31:50.500
Yeah. I know he was really close to his homie,

00:31:51.240 --> 00:31:55.440
King Von. But was it worth putting the hit, dude?

00:31:58.220 --> 00:32:01.380
I actually sent a friend request to his original

00:32:01.380 --> 00:32:07.099
baby. Oh, she got a fetish. If I may quote radio

00:32:07.099 --> 00:32:12.299
legend Abe Cannon. But she declined it. Just

00:32:12.299 --> 00:32:14.519
wanted to, you know, slide the DMs and be able

00:32:14.519 --> 00:32:17.619
to go my brother's way. Lil Dick. That ain't

00:32:17.619 --> 00:32:19.380
what he want. Get it? He had a song. This ain't

00:32:19.380 --> 00:32:24.000
what he want. I'm a little manic today. My back

00:32:24.000 --> 00:32:27.740
hurts. I'm overcompensating. Here's a woman describing

00:32:27.740 --> 00:32:30.680
what gray divorce is. Gray divorce is rising

00:32:30.680 --> 00:32:33.000
faster than any other divorce demographic in

00:32:33.000 --> 00:32:37.720
America. 40 % of all divorces. These are not

00:32:37.720 --> 00:32:39.960
people who gave up too soon. These are actually

00:32:39.960 --> 00:32:44.640
the people who gave everything for decades and

00:32:44.640 --> 00:32:46.640
woke up one morning and realized, you know what?

00:32:46.720 --> 00:32:49.960
We've been roommates for years. Yeah, that is

00:32:49.960 --> 00:32:52.980
what I always say. If you're not having sex with

00:32:52.980 --> 00:32:57.519
your significant other, you're roommates. And

00:32:57.519 --> 00:32:59.970
that's all it is. And this is the part that nobody

00:32:59.970 --> 00:33:02.309
likes to talk about. It didn't happen overnight.

00:33:02.569 --> 00:33:05.650
It happened silently in the background. While

00:33:05.650 --> 00:33:24.809
you were busy with everything else, research

00:33:24.809 --> 00:33:27.190
confirms that the number one predictor of gray

00:33:27.190 --> 00:33:30.690
divorce is not a single catastrophic event. It's

00:33:30.690 --> 00:33:33.150
the marriage quality that quietly disappeared

00:33:33.150 --> 00:33:35.750
while both people were pouring everything into

00:33:35.750 --> 00:33:40.509
the job. Yeah. I saw a TikTok about a year ago

00:33:40.509 --> 00:33:45.309
and it really got me thinking about, you know,

00:33:45.450 --> 00:33:49.990
everybody talks about their nine to five. What

00:33:49.990 --> 00:33:53.890
about their, you know, their five to nine before

00:33:53.890 --> 00:34:02.190
you go to bed? You got to live life. Here's a

00:34:02.190 --> 00:34:05.109
woman explaining why you might not be getting

00:34:05.109 --> 00:34:09.909
a text back from a woman. You know why you're

00:34:09.909 --> 00:34:13.070
not? She's banging someone else. Guys, women

00:34:13.070 --> 00:34:18.150
are very intentional. Listen to my words on this.

00:34:18.530 --> 00:34:21.329
I'm going to be honest. Whenever I do get laid

00:34:21.329 --> 00:34:23.809
and a woman takes off her clothes, I feel honored.

00:34:25.579 --> 00:34:29.079
Oh my God, you're naked on my bed while my cat's

00:34:29.079 --> 00:34:32.900
watching. Luna, the love sponge. People are very

00:34:32.900 --> 00:34:36.440
intentional. Not just women. We are very aware

00:34:36.440 --> 00:34:39.480
of what we're doing. If a woman is not calling

00:34:39.480 --> 00:34:44.260
you. Calling? She's from York. Go next. It's

00:34:44.260 --> 00:34:47.780
because she doesn't want to. Yeah, I know. It

00:34:47.780 --> 00:34:50.159
is weird when you're having a conversation with

00:34:50.159 --> 00:34:53.139
a woman for a few days and they respond a lot

00:34:53.139 --> 00:34:55.099
and then just one second they don't respond.

00:34:55.519 --> 00:34:57.780
And you're like, that's why you're single! Because

00:34:57.780 --> 00:35:00.539
you're picky! You're like, you know when you

00:35:00.539 --> 00:35:03.840
go to like, you know... I don't know. All of

00:35:03.840 --> 00:35:08.260
these. You know when you see a 24 -pack of water,

00:35:08.480 --> 00:35:12.679
and the two in the front are all like, and they're

00:35:12.679 --> 00:35:14.519
all like damaged goods, but if you go in the

00:35:14.519 --> 00:35:17.420
back, there's the water that's fresh. The water

00:35:17.420 --> 00:35:20.059
in the back is a hot -ass 27 -year -old, and

00:35:20.059 --> 00:35:22.880
the beat -up water is a 36 -year -old Pastor

00:35:22.880 --> 00:35:30.940
Prime woman. That's all it is. Here is a non

00:35:30.940 --> 00:35:33.440
-obvious sign a girl doesn't like you. This is

00:35:33.440 --> 00:35:37.320
the most non -obvious sign that a girl doesn't

00:35:37.320 --> 00:35:39.800
like you. And I've coached over four. She farts

00:35:39.800 --> 00:35:42.639
in front of me. Oh, you've coached over 400 men.

00:35:43.920 --> 00:35:47.360
400 single men. And this is the number. Here's

00:35:47.360 --> 00:35:49.860
the link in my book. For one thing that will

00:35:49.860 --> 00:35:52.900
have you wasting time on a girl that isn't into

00:35:52.900 --> 00:35:54.860
you. If you want to make sure that never happens

00:35:54.860 --> 00:35:56.860
to you again, you might want to hit that. They

00:35:56.860 --> 00:36:00.960
had to fall about it and fall. me but please

00:36:00.960 --> 00:36:03.579
don't stalk me follow buttons that you can see

00:36:03.579 --> 00:36:06.320
more videos like this it's when she half commits

00:36:06.320 --> 00:36:11.599
yeah yeah yeah hit me up i'm talking she'll do

00:36:11.599 --> 00:36:13.719
things that make it seem like she's interested

00:36:13.719 --> 00:36:16.719
like text you back oh yeah that means nothing

00:36:16.719 --> 00:36:20.030
she could be getting worried about doing it Maybe

00:36:20.030 --> 00:36:22.969
even be a little flirty. She'll even do things

00:36:22.969 --> 00:36:26.010
like say yes to a date. But when it comes time

00:36:26.010 --> 00:36:28.409
for the follow through. Oh yeah, that's when

00:36:28.409 --> 00:36:40.329
they get cold feet. She's really busy with work.

00:36:40.610 --> 00:36:43.210
Or she's got a lot on her plate. Yeah, you know,

00:36:43.250 --> 00:36:45.510
she's getting dinner bought for her. She's getting

00:36:45.510 --> 00:36:50.440
banged up. If a woman is not reachable for seven

00:36:50.440 --> 00:36:54.500
hours, there's a reason why. Here's why a woman

00:36:54.500 --> 00:36:57.500
finds you boring. The reason she finds you boring.

00:36:57.699 --> 00:37:00.420
You're afraid to tease her. You ask the same

00:37:00.420 --> 00:37:03.280
predictable questions. You're always available.

00:37:03.820 --> 00:37:08.679
Yeah, we want to get her rocked off. We literally

00:37:08.679 --> 00:37:11.059
hold her statement in our balls. We got to release

00:37:11.059 --> 00:37:14.119
the son of a... You agree with everything she

00:37:14.119 --> 00:37:19.639
says. Yeah, I am. Women are complicated. So am

00:37:19.639 --> 00:37:25.480
I. Maybe I'm a woman. Here's Kim Kardashian saying

00:37:25.480 --> 00:37:27.820
it was hard living with Kanye. Come home and

00:37:27.820 --> 00:37:30.219
we had like five Lamborghinis and I'd come home

00:37:30.219 --> 00:37:32.619
and they'd all be gone. You know, if he was in

00:37:32.619 --> 00:37:34.800
an episode and I'd be like, oh wait, where? I

00:37:34.800 --> 00:37:36.920
think I'm in an episode right now. Where's all

00:37:36.920 --> 00:37:39.480
our cars? Like my, my, my new car. And it would

00:37:39.480 --> 00:37:43.139
be like, oh, he gave them away. Friend of the

00:37:43.139 --> 00:37:47.110
year. To all of his friends. There you go. God,

00:37:47.110 --> 00:37:48.829
you know, dating her would be insufferable and

00:37:48.829 --> 00:37:50.789
dating him would be dumb. They were perfect for

00:37:50.789 --> 00:37:54.429
each other. Can a man love two women at once?

00:37:55.269 --> 00:37:58.309
Can a man love two women at the same time? Yes

00:37:58.309 --> 00:38:01.110
or no? Because the men watching this are going

00:38:01.110 --> 00:38:03.929
to say one thing and the women will say the complete

00:38:03.929 --> 00:38:07.989
opposite. But science is about to prove both

00:38:07.989 --> 00:38:12.079
of you wrong. Are you ready? Here it goes. Your

00:38:12.079 --> 00:38:15.480
brain does not run on one single love system.

00:38:15.579 --> 00:38:18.940
It runs on three. Attachment, romantic attraction,

00:38:19.179 --> 00:38:22.639
and desire. And they operate completely differently

00:38:22.639 --> 00:38:25.820
and independently of each other. Attachment is

00:38:25.820 --> 00:38:28.679
the deep bond, the comfort, the safety, that

00:38:28.679 --> 00:38:31.420
home feeling. That's the woman he built a life

00:38:31.420 --> 00:38:34.480
with. Romantic attraction is the obsessive pull,

00:38:34.719 --> 00:38:37.980
the butterflies, the electricity, the can't stop

00:38:37.980 --> 00:38:40.079
thinking about... Alright, the kids in the background,

00:38:40.119 --> 00:38:42.300
you know our kids are running around the yard.

00:38:43.619 --> 00:38:47.159
While she's making that video. Ah, the rapper

00:38:47.159 --> 00:38:52.269
Skenta calls out people for... Seeking pictures

00:38:52.269 --> 00:38:55.429
with a 13 -year -old Northwest. You make me sick.

00:38:56.010 --> 00:38:59.610
I never heard of Skenta. I might have to check

00:38:59.610 --> 00:39:06.050
out his body. But I don't disagree. No. This

00:39:06.050 --> 00:39:10.119
is why good men cheat. Loving you? Yeah. It's

00:39:10.119 --> 00:39:13.280
because you stopped making home undefeatable.

00:39:13.500 --> 00:39:15.960
Yeah, you know, after dealing with egos that

00:39:15.960 --> 00:39:19.539
work, you want to have a ride or die to have

00:39:19.539 --> 00:39:22.340
your son. I'm not talking about cooking and cleaning.

00:39:22.460 --> 00:39:25.199
I'm talking about energy. Right. I'm talking

00:39:25.199 --> 00:39:27.199
about the way you greet him when he walks through

00:39:27.199 --> 00:39:29.400
that door. Yeah, you better suck me off. Yeah.

00:39:29.440 --> 00:39:31.840
The way you speak to him. When a woman is fed,

00:39:32.019 --> 00:39:34.239
desired, and chosen every single day, she stays.

00:39:34.400 --> 00:39:38.190
Yeah. There I am. There I am. I sometimes wonder

00:39:38.190 --> 00:39:41.170
if I'm ever going to date again. Why does a man

00:39:41.170 --> 00:39:44.750
feel rejected? He's not going to sit down and

00:39:44.750 --> 00:39:47.130
explain it to you. He's not just going to come

00:39:47.130 --> 00:39:50.090
out and... You know, do it on your face. Tell

00:39:50.090 --> 00:39:53.530
you exactly how he feels unwanted or underappreciated.

00:39:53.550 --> 00:39:56.170
He just adapts to it. Yeah, you get used to it.

00:39:56.670 --> 00:39:59.289
She's just having her time of the month every

00:39:59.289 --> 00:40:02.510
single day. He gets quiet. He will start to pull

00:40:02.510 --> 00:40:06.599
back. And it usually happens very slowly. It

00:40:06.599 --> 00:40:09.280
seems to be what happened. It's called a slow

00:40:09.280 --> 00:40:13.679
breakup. Quiet quitting. Here's a cougar saying

00:40:13.679 --> 00:40:16.059
why she doesn't like dating younger guys. Three

00:40:16.059 --> 00:40:20.039
reasons why I can't be a cougar. One, I can't

00:40:20.039 --> 00:40:23.000
read your guys' text messages. Yeah, maybe you

00:40:23.000 --> 00:40:25.019
learned it, honey. Something called urban dictionary.

00:40:25.179 --> 00:40:28.480
It's not that hard. I don't know what you're

00:40:28.480 --> 00:40:31.400
saying. I don't know what the acronyms are. I

00:40:31.400 --> 00:40:35.579
can't communicate with you. I don't know what

00:40:35.579 --> 00:40:38.039
that means. I don't, I don't. When will my baby

00:40:38.039 --> 00:40:41.239
learn? Mm -hmm. Know where you want me to go?

00:40:41.360 --> 00:40:42.800
I don't know what you want me to say. I don't

00:40:42.800 --> 00:40:45.860
know how to respond. How'd you stop it? Number

00:40:45.860 --> 00:40:49.659
two. Why are women doing all these videos in

00:40:49.659 --> 00:40:54.699
the car? You can blame Alex Arnold for that.

00:40:55.860 --> 00:40:58.980
You don't know how to plan a date. Yeah, it's

00:40:58.980 --> 00:41:01.900
7 p .m. Pelican Pub on Friday, okay? Whatever.

00:41:02.510 --> 00:41:05.469
You guys are great at complimenting. Young guys

00:41:05.469 --> 00:41:08.789
are great. Oh, you're a hot ass woman. At giving

00:41:08.789 --> 00:41:11.250
the compliments. But once you go beyond that,

00:41:11.349 --> 00:41:15.289
nothing. All right. You sound picky. No, you're

00:41:15.289 --> 00:41:20.349
a hag. Yeah, nine. Who suffers more from quiet

00:41:20.349 --> 00:41:24.699
or from no contact? Who suffers more during no

00:41:24.699 --> 00:41:27.780
contact? The anxious person or the avoidant person?

00:41:28.000 --> 00:41:30.559
I'd say the avoidant. The anxious person, if

00:41:30.559 --> 00:41:32.380
they got people on their ass, they can just go

00:41:32.380 --> 00:41:35.519
bam. And why does this one question cause so

00:41:35.519 --> 00:41:37.679
much confusion? I don't care. It's a lot better

00:41:37.679 --> 00:41:39.519
when a woman does the dating advice than when

00:41:39.519 --> 00:41:41.980
it's a guy reading the transcript. It's no good.

00:41:47.380 --> 00:41:50.139
Here's a positive. Here's a sign she's into you.

00:41:50.759 --> 00:41:53.960
Signs she's actually into you. Men miss these

00:41:53.960 --> 00:41:56.980
constantly and it costs them. One, she texts

00:41:56.980 --> 00:41:59.539
back fast and is intentional about keeping the

00:41:59.539 --> 00:42:01.920
conversation going. Yeah, that is a good feeling.

00:42:01.960 --> 00:42:03.699
You're like, oh, Hammer and Hank just texted

00:42:03.699 --> 00:42:08.590
me. Even when she says she's busy. Two, she remembers

00:42:08.590 --> 00:42:10.949
small things you said weeks ago. That's always

00:42:10.949 --> 00:42:13.570
scary. They got the backlog. Three, she finds

00:42:13.570 --> 00:42:16.130
reasons to see you and reach out to you that

00:42:16.130 --> 00:42:18.389
have nothing to do with a plan. I will say that

00:42:18.389 --> 00:42:20.030
is really happening. Like, what are you doing?

00:42:20.190 --> 00:42:23.030
I want to see you. Four, I want to ride you.

00:42:23.710 --> 00:42:26.030
She introduces you to the people in her life

00:42:26.030 --> 00:42:33.980
without you asking. Oh, it's so romantic. Here's

00:42:33.980 --> 00:42:37.300
Michael Imperioli. I'm working with James Gandolfini.

00:42:37.460 --> 00:42:41.480
Just a great... I acted with Jim more than I've

00:42:41.480 --> 00:42:43.480
acted with any other actor. Probably more than

00:42:43.480 --> 00:42:46.940
I ever will act with any other actor. In terms

00:42:46.940 --> 00:42:50.079
of screen time. Sure. And I would not have it

00:42:50.079 --> 00:42:54.659
any other way. I mean, he just always gave everything.

00:42:54.960 --> 00:42:59.130
And never took any... moment or any scene, however,

00:42:59.329 --> 00:43:02.110
maybe inconsequential it seemed on paper, whatever,

00:43:02.349 --> 00:43:07.530
never took anything for granted. I think he kept

00:43:07.530 --> 00:43:10.429
everybody on their toes that way. Always gave

00:43:10.429 --> 00:43:15.010
it all. Pushed himself to go really far. And

00:43:15.010 --> 00:43:17.849
one of the main reasons why the show is what

00:43:17.849 --> 00:43:20.889
it is. Do you think Tony Soprano lived or died?

00:43:21.190 --> 00:43:27.179
I think he died, but David, I think David Chase

00:43:27.179 --> 00:43:28.840
might have said he didn't. I mean, that's just

00:43:28.840 --> 00:43:31.679
my opinion and interpretation. I have no inside

00:43:31.679 --> 00:43:34.699
knowledge. One of the most unfair things ever

00:43:34.699 --> 00:43:39.219
is that Michael Imperioli's show, known as Detroit

00:43:39.219 --> 00:43:43.820
187, had no chance on ABC. I own the DVD box

00:43:43.820 --> 00:43:48.000
and it's freaking great. If that came out now

00:43:48.000 --> 00:43:51.340
on Netflix, it'd be set for life. Here! Here's

00:43:51.340 --> 00:43:55.659
AJ and Braun, former boxing champion turned loser.

00:43:57.699 --> 00:44:00.260
Here he is panicking after his wife found out

00:44:00.260 --> 00:44:04.239
he was streaming with another girl. No, he's

00:44:04.239 --> 00:44:06.760
not. He's sober. He's got a wife. He's always

00:44:06.760 --> 00:44:12.039
cheering on her. Stop lying. Where's AJ? Where's

00:44:12.039 --> 00:44:22.000
AJ? You're just with him for the clap. Oh, yeah.

00:44:22.320 --> 00:44:27.599
I've met this very woman. She's very nice. She's

00:44:27.599 --> 00:44:34.679
got a rockin' burn. That being Katie Morgan,

00:44:34.860 --> 00:44:36.800
she came by Drew Garoppolo's show probably like

00:44:36.800 --> 00:44:39.980
seven, eight years ago. And she went from porn

00:44:39.980 --> 00:44:43.039
to poker. I want to poker. Obviously, people

00:44:43.039 --> 00:44:47.980
so familiar with you. I've seen bodily fluids

00:44:47.980 --> 00:44:50.960
on your face. Go back to HBO, to real sex, and

00:44:50.960 --> 00:44:53.300
then to entourage. All right, so she's done poker.

00:44:53.400 --> 00:44:58.760
Good for her. I feel like Mike Babcock. I don't

00:44:58.760 --> 00:45:01.360
know if I'm lying or not. Harvey Levin loves

00:45:01.360 --> 00:45:05.960
that last name because he loves cock. But I don't

00:45:05.960 --> 00:45:08.679
really need to hear him talk about poker. Here's

00:45:08.679 --> 00:45:11.280
Joe Biden calling Trump a loser. Class built

00:45:11.280 --> 00:45:14.440
this country and labor built the middle class.

00:45:15.619 --> 00:45:21.909
I miss this freaking moron. He's an idiot. is

00:45:21.909 --> 00:45:25.610
his deliberate distortion and destruction of

00:45:25.610 --> 00:45:27.789
nature. I never thought I would miss this, man.

00:45:28.329 --> 00:45:36.070
And it's choosing Putin over American allies.

00:45:36.449 --> 00:45:38.989
Or the fact that he's diminished our standing

00:45:38.989 --> 00:45:41.889
in the eyes of the world more than any president

00:45:41.889 --> 00:45:44.130
in history has. Yeah, you were so great the way

00:45:44.130 --> 00:45:47.449
you would fall asleep and be awkward around kids.

00:45:47.849 --> 00:45:53.500
Oh, you're so perfect. It's not just this vanity

00:45:53.500 --> 00:45:56.260
project. I don't know what he's talking about.

00:45:57.260 --> 00:46:00.559
Yeah, Jill Biden should be charged with the thing

00:46:00.559 --> 00:46:07.079
that is unknown as aliens. What are we going

00:46:07.079 --> 00:46:10.159
to do? Why intelligent men stay single. I think

00:46:10.159 --> 00:46:13.940
you see my algorithm. I'm so smart. Here is why

00:46:13.940 --> 00:46:17.360
intelligent men stay single. At work, being logical

00:46:17.360 --> 00:46:19.920
is rewarded. But that doesn't work with dating.

00:46:20.199 --> 00:46:22.460
Yeah, you know, the hags just think they're better

00:46:22.460 --> 00:46:26.039
than you. Women want to feel emotions. This means

00:46:26.039 --> 00:46:28.519
flirting, telling stories, and making her laugh.

00:46:30.019 --> 00:46:33.340
Only when you stir her emotions. Then you stir

00:46:33.340 --> 00:46:37.519
their vagina. Oh, they grab a spatula. I'm kidding.

00:46:40.240 --> 00:46:43.360
Here's Obama talking about ignoring the cable

00:46:43.360 --> 00:46:47.019
news. My old presidency, I never watched cable

00:46:47.019 --> 00:46:54.599
TV. Never watched cable news. Never read. I didn't

00:46:54.599 --> 00:46:57.739
have social media. Now, there were people on

00:46:57.739 --> 00:47:00.340
my staff whose job it was to monitor what I was

00:47:00.340 --> 00:47:04.960
saying. Because you also want to have input when

00:47:04.960 --> 00:47:09.840
you're getting constructive criticism. when the

00:47:09.840 --> 00:47:11.460
American people are all like, look, we're upset

00:47:11.460 --> 00:47:13.139
about something. Yeah, you want to make sure

00:47:13.139 --> 00:47:17.480
they like you. So there is that. And here's Stephen

00:47:17.480 --> 00:47:20.860
A. Smith. You know, he's such a cunt. He talks

00:47:20.860 --> 00:47:22.960
about it all like, oh, it's LeBron, you know,

00:47:22.980 --> 00:47:26.059
approach to me or whatever. And then LeBron does

00:47:26.059 --> 00:47:28.000
approach him. And then he doesn't say shit to

00:47:28.000 --> 00:47:31.099
his face. But then afterwards, he talks about

00:47:31.099 --> 00:47:33.860
it. You're a cunt. When LeBron confronted you,

00:47:33.940 --> 00:47:37.980
what was that like? It was very disrespectful.

00:47:38.360 --> 00:47:43.739
I thought it was really unfair to me because...

00:47:43.739 --> 00:47:46.360
Why? You're a loud mouth that was talking crap

00:47:46.360 --> 00:47:50.519
about his kid. You can say what you want about

00:47:50.519 --> 00:47:55.099
him being a nepo baby, about him having no talent,

00:47:55.400 --> 00:47:58.219
but you're still talking about someone's kid.

00:47:59.699 --> 00:48:04.769
Because... I never did what he implied that I

00:48:04.769 --> 00:48:08.670
did. And that was my issue. Like, I never watched

00:48:08.670 --> 00:48:12.110
his son in high school because I got a crib in

00:48:12.110 --> 00:48:16.530
L .A. Oh, you're so badass. Whenever someone

00:48:16.530 --> 00:48:19.250
has to brag about what they own, they lost the

00:48:19.250 --> 00:48:21.969
argument already. His son was right up the road.

00:48:22.329 --> 00:48:24.610
I never went because I knew if I walked into

00:48:24.610 --> 00:48:27.130
a gym, everybody would ask me to critique his

00:48:27.130 --> 00:48:30.559
son. Yeah, you're so famous and important. and

00:48:30.559 --> 00:48:32.860
shut your ass. And I didn't think that was fair

00:48:32.860 --> 00:48:36.400
to his son or to their family. When he got hurt

00:48:36.400 --> 00:48:39.739
in college with the heart ailment. Why don't

00:48:39.739 --> 00:48:41.780
you do a one -on -one interview with him on first

00:48:41.780 --> 00:48:44.800
take? Cause you're a bitch. All we did was pray

00:48:44.800 --> 00:48:46.599
for him on national television. Hope he got better.

00:48:46.940 --> 00:48:49.269
Alright. You never. I mean, if you actually did

00:48:49.269 --> 00:48:50.750
like a prayer service, that'd be kind of funny.

00:48:50.809 --> 00:48:54.809
Him and the Kendrick Perkins. And then Malik

00:48:54.809 --> 00:48:57.269
Graham looking like a hot ass woman. He goes

00:48:57.269 --> 00:48:59.610
to the pros as a Laker opening night. Father

00:48:59.610 --> 00:49:01.670
-son duo with the Griffey's junior and senior

00:49:01.670 --> 00:49:03.809
in attendance. I'm standing up court side and

00:49:03.809 --> 00:49:06.090
applauding. But from that point forward, because

00:49:06.090 --> 00:49:09.510
you had to play college, we expected him to be

00:49:09.510 --> 00:49:12.269
in the G League and develop it. I don't know.

00:49:12.929 --> 00:49:15.190
I've had enough of Stephen A. Smith. This dude

00:49:15.190 --> 00:49:18.909
runs his mouth. When the people are not around.

00:49:20.869 --> 00:49:24.929
But once the people come around, then he hides.

00:49:26.230 --> 00:49:31.070
But he's a coward. That's why. And you'll always

00:49:31.070 --> 00:49:36.889
be one. 856 -49 -HOPPING. See what's going on

00:49:36.889 --> 00:49:41.869
in the Instagram. We're all hanging out. Yes,

00:49:41.869 --> 00:49:44.829
we are. It's going to be a good time on Instagram.

00:49:44.989 --> 00:49:47.980
You never know what's going to show up. Oh, let's.

00:49:47.980 --> 00:49:51.340
I go. All right, now. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic!

00:49:51.500 --> 00:49:53.579
That's John Legend's set. I'm ready to go right

00:49:53.579 --> 00:49:57.780
now. Oops! Courtney Cox and Johnny McDade have

00:49:57.780 --> 00:50:00.320
gone their separate ways. Oh, yeah. Courtney

00:50:00.320 --> 00:50:06.489
Cox is single now. Elliot! It's better! The Friends

00:50:06.489 --> 00:50:09.650
actress and Snow Patrol member who started dating

00:50:09.650 --> 00:50:13.789
in 2013 have broken up, multiple outlets report.

00:50:14.030 --> 00:50:17.309
Prior to their split, Cox and McDade were last

00:50:17.309 --> 00:50:20.010
photographed together in September at the 2025

00:50:20.010 --> 00:50:24.010
U .S. Open. Cox was first introduced to McDade

00:50:24.010 --> 00:50:26.929
by Ed Sheeran. I said I got it there, but it's

00:50:26.929 --> 00:50:29.670
got to suck when you lose. Courtney Cox. Yeah.

00:50:34.570 --> 00:50:37.769
The latest tribute to Lionel Messi missed the

00:50:37.769 --> 00:50:41.530
mark. After an 85 -foot statue was erected in

00:50:41.530 --> 00:50:44.769
Patagonia, Argentina, in honour of the famed

00:50:44.769 --> 00:50:47.269
soccer player during the FIFA World Cup, fans

00:50:47.269 --> 00:50:49.989
took note of an awkward, not -safe -for -work

00:50:49.989 --> 00:50:53.150
mistake. The statue sees the player donning an

00:50:53.150 --> 00:50:56.190
Argentina jersey and kneeling over a World Cup

00:50:56.190 --> 00:50:59.110
trophy, which is placed directly between his

00:50:59.110 --> 00:51:02.550
legs. While artist Ado Borussia told the New

00:51:02.550 --> 00:51:05.110
York Times that his statue Messi was envisioned

00:51:05.110 --> 00:51:08.210
with the Argentina native holding the World Cup

00:51:08.210 --> 00:51:11.110
trophy in his hand, he had it moved to between

00:51:11.110 --> 00:51:14.469
his legs, citing safety concerns. However, fans

00:51:14.469 --> 00:51:16.769
took note that the trophy's new placement was

00:51:16.769 --> 00:51:19.750
not ideal. As one fan wrote in a comment about

00:51:19.750 --> 00:51:22.530
the statue on Instagram, oh my, this is Messi.

00:51:22.769 --> 00:51:25.369
And since the statue had no shorts to match a

00:51:25.369 --> 00:51:28.369
jersey, one fan added, why does he not have pants

00:51:28.369 --> 00:51:30.829
on? Other fans were getting into... I don't know.

00:51:31.440 --> 00:51:33.239
I wonder what line on Messi looks like when he's

00:51:33.239 --> 00:51:37.789
having sex. Noah Khan is getting to the bottom

00:51:37.789 --> 00:51:42.010
of a very unfortunate concert moment. After social

00:51:42.010 --> 00:51:44.550
media was flooded with claims that a fan seemingly

00:51:44.550 --> 00:51:53.550
pooped on the floor during his Philadelphia show

00:51:53.550 --> 00:51:57.130
at Citizens Bank Park on June 26th, the singer

00:51:57.130 --> 00:52:00.789
is weighing in. Taking to X on June 27th, Noah

00:52:00.789 --> 00:52:04.369
has one simple request for concert goers, writing,

00:52:05.289 --> 00:52:08.110
to poop at a show please dear god just go to

00:52:08.110 --> 00:52:11.550
the bathroom lmao i've pooped my pants as much

00:52:11.550 --> 00:52:14.829
as the next 29 year old but it's a weird thing

00:52:14.829 --> 00:52:19.579
to say what's going on here Justin Bieber is

00:52:19.579 --> 00:52:22.400
never saying never to his love for the Toronto.

00:52:22.559 --> 00:52:25.480
Go to dinner in the name of the sun. To Maple

00:52:25.480 --> 00:52:28.219
Leafs. Two months after hitting the stage at

00:52:28.219 --> 00:52:30.880
Coachella, the pop star makes a surprise appearance

00:52:30.880 --> 00:52:35.900
at the 2026 NHL draft in Buffalo, New York. Alright,

00:52:35.940 --> 00:52:38.079
so there you go. Is that the draft? Mm -hmm.

00:52:39.679 --> 00:52:42.280
Justin Timberlake is sharing his hilarious reaction

00:52:42.280 --> 00:52:44.760
to Jessica Biel's workout routine. He's such

00:52:44.760 --> 00:52:46.920
a freaking loser. We know you cheated on her,

00:52:46.920 --> 00:52:53.130
dude! Shut up! You're not dying. On Instagram,

00:52:53.230 --> 00:52:56.070
June 28th, the Better Sister actress showed off

00:52:56.070 --> 00:52:58.610
her latest workout routine. It featured countless

00:52:58.610 --> 00:53:01.070
core and strength moves throughout a 45 -minute

00:53:01.070 --> 00:53:03.369
session. We always start with a few mobility

00:53:03.369 --> 00:53:06.750
moves. It's her working out. She's got a nice

00:53:06.750 --> 00:53:11.510
type. Colin Gosselin is calling out his mom,

00:53:11.650 --> 00:53:14.760
Kate Gosselin, on social media. This is so sad.

00:53:15.199 --> 00:53:19.699
She's a loser! Ahead of his memoir release, the

00:53:19.699 --> 00:53:21.920
John and Kate Plus 8 alum announced his forthcoming

00:53:21.920 --> 00:53:25.440
memoir, June 17th, titled In the Shadow of Eight.

00:53:25.800 --> 00:53:27.619
Alright, so he's writing a book about her. She

00:53:27.619 --> 00:53:31.789
is freaking out. I ate down in my mugshot. I

00:53:31.789 --> 00:53:33.389
looked fire. I mean, nothing to be proud of,

00:53:33.469 --> 00:53:36.929
but... Wow, that is the most Gen Z, dirty, rotting,

00:53:36.929 --> 00:53:40.170
breath thing I ever heard. You look fire in your

00:53:40.170 --> 00:53:43.670
mugshot. Yo, loser! Melania Giudice is speaking

00:53:43.670 --> 00:53:46.190
out about her legal troubles. After the Real

00:53:46.190 --> 00:53:48.849
Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice's

00:53:48.849 --> 00:53:51.130
daughter... Ah, poor thing has that loser as

00:53:51.130 --> 00:53:54.250
a mom. ...was arrested for assault May 14th.

00:53:54.289 --> 00:53:57.989
Oh, yeah! You know, dating her, she'd bring her.

00:53:58.119 --> 00:54:01.300
I guess in bed. But it'd be always about her.

00:54:02.000 --> 00:54:04.639
We got to bow down to you. You're so perfect.

00:54:04.900 --> 00:54:11.260
Shut up. You're annoying. You're the worst. The

00:54:11.260 --> 00:54:13.360
20 -year -old broke her silence on the ordeal.

00:54:13.559 --> 00:54:16.659
Man, she looks a lot older. Not in a bad way.

00:54:16.800 --> 00:54:20.059
I mean, just like this. I look 20. Taking a moment

00:54:20.059 --> 00:54:23.119
in a June 28th TikTok video. Oh, look at me.

00:54:23.500 --> 00:54:28.409
I'm doing a TikTok. Dispel rumors that her glamorous

00:54:28.409 --> 00:54:33.590
mugshot was created with AI. But that mugshot

00:54:33.590 --> 00:54:39.190
of me, if you guys really believe. We don't know

00:54:39.190 --> 00:54:41.329
what to believe. We don't know a thing about

00:54:41.329 --> 00:54:45.750
you other than you're a nipple baby brat. That's

00:54:45.750 --> 00:54:50.559
AI. That's what you can always say. I know one

00:54:50.559 --> 00:54:53.079
thing that's not AI. The fact that you're a nipple

00:54:53.079 --> 00:54:58.800
baby and that's all you are. We are back. All

00:54:58.800 --> 00:55:00.579
right. It's a six minute video, but instead I'm

00:55:00.579 --> 00:55:04.019
talking about how disturbing Snapchat's getting.

00:55:04.880 --> 00:55:07.500
Stop it, you're not sexual. Donald Trump compares

00:55:07.500 --> 00:55:09.539
young photos of him to Obama and says he looks

00:55:09.539 --> 00:55:14.840
better. He's a loser. I don't know. We got thunder

00:55:14.840 --> 00:55:17.239
going on. Katy Perry had to cancel her concert

00:55:17.239 --> 00:55:23.010
because of the weather. I got it. She's the worst.

00:55:23.789 --> 00:55:26.869
She thinks she's better than you. You poop in

00:55:26.869 --> 00:55:28.050
the morning and you're going to die someday.

00:55:28.230 --> 00:55:34.510
Shut up. You're annoying. You know what time

00:55:34.510 --> 00:55:40.389
it is? Let's get the party started. I'm not going

00:55:40.389 --> 00:55:43.769
to say the politically incorrect version of let's

00:55:43.769 --> 00:55:49.050
get this started. I didn't say it. All right.

00:55:49.469 --> 00:56:16.989
It's time for Side Check News. Welcome to the

00:56:16.989 --> 00:56:19.590
surf. Riding in the booth, cutting straight through

00:56:19.590 --> 00:56:22.309
the surf. Call it like I see it. Feelings in

00:56:22.309 --> 00:56:24.670
the hearse, kid. You click the T, now you get

00:56:24.670 --> 00:56:27.269
the whole thermos. The libs playing games, acting

00:56:27.269 --> 00:56:29.809
like they saints. Got a whole spouse home, still

00:56:29.809 --> 00:56:32.550
sliding to the dates. Screenshots saved, little

00:56:32.550 --> 00:56:34.889
goodnight, babe. Then they on the yacht pick,

00:56:34.989 --> 00:56:37.369
trying to hide the face. From the field to the

00:56:37.369 --> 00:56:40.429
runway, everybody fronting. Posting healing energy

00:56:40.429 --> 00:56:42.809
while they DM hunting. Scrolling through the

00:56:42.809 --> 00:56:45.349
gram, all I see is double lives. You can't tag

00:56:45.349 --> 00:56:47.500
the man. But you tend to watch, he buys, it's

00:56:47.500 --> 00:56:50.619
that side chick news Side chick news Ryan Hoppy

00:56:50.619 --> 00:56:53.960
gon' choose Every fraud, every fling, every late

00:56:53.960 --> 00:56:57.300
night move We exposed, we amused Yeah, we say

00:56:57.300 --> 00:57:00.280
it like it is on an afternoon cruise Side chick

00:57:00.280 --> 00:57:03.460
news Whole world tuned to the truth You can hide

00:57:03.460 --> 00:57:05.940
from your man, can't hide from this boo Side

00:57:05.940 --> 00:57:11.239
chick news Moonlight flashing, who you trying

00:57:11.239 --> 00:57:13.619
to text? Got a ring on your hand, still shopping

00:57:13.619 --> 00:57:17.010
for the next PRT And try to spin it for the press

00:57:17.010 --> 00:57:19.510
But the group chat meme got receipts on deck

00:57:19.510 --> 00:57:22.010
From the field goals missing to the model in

00:57:22.010 --> 00:57:25.070
the mist One post off life, next post I twist

00:57:25.070 --> 00:57:28.489
You a free spirit but the rent still split Funny

00:57:28.489 --> 00:57:31.489
how the timeline never shows that bit Look, I'm

00:57:31.489 --> 00:57:33.949
just reading what the headlines say I'm the voice

00:57:33.949 --> 00:57:36.929
in your car, you pretend you hate Laughing at

00:57:36.929 --> 00:57:39.369
the drama, yeah we know it ain't new Same story,

00:57:39.409 --> 00:57:42.030
new face, welcome back to the zoo This that sign?

00:57:55.949 --> 00:57:58.730
To the truth, you can hide from your man Can't

00:57:58.730 --> 00:58:03.670
hide from this fool, side chick news Breaking,

00:58:03.829 --> 00:58:06.590
breaking, breaking Breaking, breaking, breaking

00:58:06.590 --> 00:58:07.710
Breaking, breaking, breaking Breaking, breaking,

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breaking Breaking, breaking, breaking Breaking,

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breaking, breaking Breaking, breaking, breaking

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Breaking, breaking, breaking Breaking, breaking,

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breaking Breaking, breaking, breaking Breaking,

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breaking, breaking Breaking, breaking, breaking

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Breaking, breaking, breaking Breaking, breaking,

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breaking Breaking, breaking, breaking Breaking,

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breaking, breaking Breaking, breaking, breaking

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Breaking, breaking, breaking Breaking, breaking,

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breaking Breaking, breaking, breaking Breaking,

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breaking, breaking Breaking, breaking, breaking

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Breaking, breaking, breaking Breaking, breaking,

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breaking Breaking, breaking, breaking Breaking,

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breaking, breaking Breaking, breaking, breaking

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Breaking, breaking, breaking Breaking, breaking

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Breaking, breaking, breaking Breaking, breaking

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Breaking, breaking, breaking Breaking, breaking

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Breaking, breaking, breaking Breaking, breaking

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Breaking, breaking, breaking Breaking, breaking

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Breaking, breaking Breaking, breaking, breaking

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Breaking, breaking Breaking, breaking Breaking,

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breaking Breaking, breaking Breaking, breaking

00:58:22.349 --> 00:58:29.980
Breaking, breaking Breaking, breaking Every fraud,

00:58:30.079 --> 00:58:33.019
every fling, every late night move. We expose,

00:58:33.239 --> 00:58:36.139
we mute. Yeah, we say it like it is on the afternoon

00:58:36.139 --> 00:58:39.440
cruise. Side chick news. Whole world tuned to

00:58:39.440 --> 00:58:41.820
the truth. You can't hide from your man, can't

00:58:41.820 --> 00:58:48.139
hide from this booze. Side chick news. Oh yeah!

00:58:49.260 --> 00:58:51.920
It's time to talk about this dirty running loser.

00:58:52.199 --> 00:58:58.300
Alright here. She's the worst! And she will always

00:58:58.300 --> 00:59:02.840
be in the worst. But she's an idiot. Oh, is she

00:59:02.840 --> 00:59:11.179
absolutely stupid? No! Happy Hot Topic! Ariana.

00:59:11.340 --> 00:59:18.159
It's Ricky Alvarez at Ariana's concert. Man,

00:59:18.159 --> 00:59:20.659
is he a beta male going after this dirty riding

00:59:20.659 --> 00:59:24.039
loser? Grande is giving a sweet shout out to

00:59:24.039 --> 00:59:27.300
her ex -boyfriend, Ricky Alvarez. One day after

00:59:27.300 --> 00:59:30.239
the sweet Miss Singer hung out with her ex. Oh,

00:59:30.239 --> 00:59:35.679
yeah. You got sloppy seconds. These sloppy seconds

00:59:35.679 --> 00:59:40.840
is like, you know, like, I don't know. A casserole

00:59:40.840 --> 00:59:43.039
in the fridge for like two weeks. The lyrics

00:59:43.039 --> 00:59:46.940
about Alvarez. Some old sloppy germs. In her

00:59:46.940 --> 00:59:49.960
song, Thank You, Next, during her Eternal Sunshine

00:59:49.960 --> 00:59:52.900
tour concert in Austin, Texas on her birthday,

00:59:53.119 --> 00:59:56.980
June 26th. So she changed the lyrics. Whatever.

00:59:57.400 --> 01:00:03.400
It's stupid. Here's everyone's favorite side

01:00:03.400 --> 01:00:09.539
trick. Known as Joy Taylor. Talking about adversity.

01:00:10.039 --> 01:00:14.440
You got famous and slept your way to the top.

01:00:15.110 --> 01:00:20.090
Now you're acting like a victim. When the reason

01:00:20.090 --> 01:00:22.889
you got famous was because you were on top and

01:00:22.889 --> 01:00:26.230
gave good top. It was traumatizing, honestly.

01:00:26.610 --> 01:00:28.929
Oh, shut up. You know what you were doing when

01:00:28.929 --> 01:00:32.309
you were riding them? But you get through it.

01:00:32.409 --> 01:00:35.110
I can't be the same. I think when you go through

01:00:35.110 --> 01:00:37.550
certain things in life, you kind of like DNA

01:00:37.550 --> 01:00:40.519
level. When we were going through the thing at

01:00:40.519 --> 01:00:42.860
Fox and you said, you know, I probably banged

01:00:42.860 --> 01:00:46.019
you as well. Michael, repeat. Build up every

01:00:46.019 --> 01:00:51.179
day and you handle your business. Oh, yeah. Oh,

01:00:51.199 --> 01:01:01.119
she was. Oh, is she ever? Yeah. Yes, you're handling

01:01:01.119 --> 01:01:04.880
that business. I think I even stood up in one

01:01:04.880 --> 01:01:07.630
of the meetings. To say, you know, as somebody

01:01:07.630 --> 01:01:10.769
who's gone through stuff like this. You can go

01:01:10.769 --> 01:01:12.329
through stuff. It doesn't mean you sleep your

01:01:12.329 --> 01:01:15.110
way to the top. You got no credibility, honey.

01:01:15.530 --> 01:01:17.750
We'll call it off the football field and issues

01:01:17.750 --> 01:01:19.969
off the football field. You know how hard it

01:01:19.969 --> 01:01:23.550
is to show up. You know, have sex scandals. She

01:01:23.550 --> 01:01:25.829
knew what she was doing. There were other women

01:01:25.829 --> 01:01:28.789
that were more qualified. But she's the one that

01:01:28.789 --> 01:01:33.840
banged everybody up. Do your work and be professional

01:01:33.840 --> 01:01:37.380
with everybody whispering around. Yeah, because

01:01:37.380 --> 01:01:40.900
she's a sidekick. That's why I'm dead. Around

01:01:40.900 --> 01:01:43.260
you. You know how they're not saying what the

01:01:43.260 --> 01:01:45.739
whispers are about? You know how they're dancing

01:01:45.739 --> 01:01:50.929
and romancing around it? She's a bust out. It

01:01:50.929 --> 01:01:53.449
was hard to do. I love how when she was on Fox

01:01:53.449 --> 01:01:56.530
Sports, her boobs would be practically popping

01:01:56.530 --> 01:02:00.230
up. And now they're not. It changed me. I was

01:02:00.230 --> 01:02:03.349
never the same football player. I know. Afterwards.

01:02:03.690 --> 01:02:07.010
Saying that, I'm glad you brought it up because

01:02:07.010 --> 01:02:09.949
it really was something that meant a lot to me.

01:02:10.030 --> 01:02:13.130
It was a really tough day coming in the day after.

01:02:14.510 --> 01:02:16.929
She threatened, the alleged rumor was she threatened

01:02:16.929 --> 01:02:18.989
to claim sexual assault on the boss if everything

01:02:18.989 --> 01:02:21.550
went down. You're not a victim, honey. You're

01:02:21.550 --> 01:02:25.670
stupid. All of the news dropped and Michael stood

01:02:25.670 --> 01:02:28.309
up after the show was over and... Said, hey,

01:02:28.349 --> 01:02:31.610
can I bang you since everyone else is? Said a

01:02:31.610 --> 01:02:33.650
lot of very nice things on set, actually. It

01:02:33.650 --> 01:02:35.789
wasn't... Oh, you got a nice tight body. In a

01:02:35.789 --> 01:02:39.050
meeting, it was on set. And it meant a lot to

01:02:39.050 --> 01:02:42.699
me that he didn't. And it wasn't. It was... It

01:02:42.699 --> 01:02:45.199
was traumatizing, honestly. All right, get all

01:02:45.199 --> 01:02:48.480
right on him. You know what you were doing when

01:02:48.480 --> 01:02:50.420
you were cheating on your married husband and

01:02:50.420 --> 01:02:53.039
begging someone that was married to get a job.

01:02:53.139 --> 01:02:55.760
And now you want to be a victim? Show your ass.

01:02:56.300 --> 01:03:00.739
You're a nine. Oh, yeah. It's time for Taylor

01:03:00.739 --> 01:03:42.050
Swift news. We'll be right back. You never say

01:04:59.280 --> 01:05:02.539
You love the crowd when it cheers You love the

01:05:02.539 --> 01:05:07.199
room when you choose a size But if the mirror

01:05:07.199 --> 01:05:25.119
talks back You disappear inside Then you make

01:05:25.119 --> 01:06:08.219
somebody else in the Taylor Swift news right

01:06:08.219 --> 01:06:12.519
now. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! I'm going out with

01:06:12.519 --> 01:06:19.780
this moron. She's an idiot! I just... Just treat

01:06:19.780 --> 01:06:26.789
it mean. Taylor Swift showed her support to Alan

01:06:26.789 --> 01:06:30.670
Jackson during his landmark finale show in Nashville.

01:06:30.849 --> 01:06:34.469
In a video displayed during the June 27th show

01:06:34.469 --> 01:06:37.409
at Nissan Stadium, Swift shared her gratitude

01:06:37.409 --> 01:06:40.489
to the country star saying, It's Taylor. I just

01:06:40.489 --> 01:06:43.579
want to say thank you for your support. of your

01:06:43.579 --> 01:06:46.360
incredible songwriting and performances and the

01:06:46.360 --> 01:06:49.480
way that means so much to us, the fans. Swift

01:06:49.480 --> 01:06:52.320
went on to applaud Jackson's song Drive, which

01:06:52.320 --> 01:06:56.360
she covered in 2008, for an episode of CMT Giants.

01:06:56.480 --> 01:06:59.039
Adding in that song, you paint such a picture

01:06:59.039 --> 01:07:01.820
and led us into the details. I kissed her ass

01:07:01.820 --> 01:07:06.260
the whole morning. Shut up! Yeah, nine! Eight,

01:07:06.340 --> 01:07:11.250
five, six. 49, Hoppy. Do I have the Hoppy's Hoops

01:07:11.250 --> 01:07:22.949
music in here? Here we go. Ryan Hoppy on the

01:07:22.949 --> 01:07:26.349
mic, breaking down the scenes. NBA drama. Oh

01:07:26.349 --> 01:07:29.190
yeah, you know that trash can? Stories about

01:07:29.190 --> 01:07:31.449
the Queens, dropping dollars bombs. That fat

01:07:31.449 --> 01:07:34.429
pig took the JP Morgan employee? He knows it

01:07:34.429 --> 01:07:38.510
all. Yeah. New York Sanitation's giving it out

01:07:38.510 --> 01:07:41.969
for free. Dwayne Wade's son was arrested for

01:07:41.969 --> 01:07:45.789
domestic violence. Pat McAfee and Adam Schefter

01:07:45.789 --> 01:07:48.530
are helping out an ESPN analyst who lost his

01:07:48.530 --> 01:07:54.869
leg. LeVar Ball owes $200 ,000 for unpaid basketball

01:07:54.869 --> 01:07:57.989
court renovations. Ever since he was on with

01:07:57.989 --> 01:08:02.699
Neon, he's been, like, really popping. I don't

01:08:02.699 --> 01:08:04.760
really need to hear what Carlos Boozer gave his

01:08:04.760 --> 01:08:07.420
nepo baby son for advice. Because he sucked on

01:08:07.420 --> 01:08:12.940
the balls. He's a douche. Kaelin Clark is getting

01:08:12.940 --> 01:08:15.519
beat up on the court. And also Kawhi Leonard

01:08:15.519 --> 01:08:18.619
was called the worst free agency signing ever

01:08:18.619 --> 01:08:23.760
in LA. And also Trevor Ariza is buying his new

01:08:23.760 --> 01:08:26.500
girlfriend gifts but not paying child support.

01:08:26.819 --> 01:08:31.760
Again. Another deadbeat loser. They're on control

01:08:31.760 --> 01:08:39.140
out here. Bunch of mutants. But first, let's

01:08:39.140 --> 01:08:43.359
hear about what Miles... Which one is it? Mike

01:08:43.359 --> 01:08:46.680
or Mikkel Bridges said the Knicks did after they

01:08:46.680 --> 01:09:08.210
won a championship. What is the one singular

01:09:08.210 --> 01:09:10.590
moment do you feel like, again, you will be telling

01:09:10.590 --> 01:09:16.630
people years down the line? Good question. Besides

01:09:16.630 --> 01:09:23.789
showing off the ring. Fake laugh. Honestly, I

01:09:23.789 --> 01:09:28.270
think, for me, I honestly think just the plane

01:09:28.270 --> 01:09:31.789
ride back. The plane ride back from San Antonio.

01:09:32.390 --> 01:09:36.130
We didn't stay in San Antonio after, so we landed

01:09:36.130 --> 01:09:38.890
and got back to New York like 8 a .m. So I think

01:09:38.890 --> 01:09:40.909
just everybody being on that plane, bumping music,

01:09:40.970 --> 01:09:43.069
we're all sitting in the front, like all our

01:09:43.069 --> 01:09:46.130
team, and kind of reminiscing and talking about.

01:09:46.289 --> 01:09:47.750
Reminiscing. It was a long season. I love to

01:09:47.750 --> 01:09:49.930
reminisce. It was Abu Dhabi in like September,

01:09:50.109 --> 01:09:54.909
October. So just all the moments, you know. There's

01:09:54.909 --> 01:09:58.289
Derry Jeter saying Michael Jordan wasn't that

01:09:58.289 --> 01:10:02.039
bad at baseball. First met Michael in 1994 while

01:10:02.039 --> 01:10:04.199
he was playing baseball in the Arizona Fall League.

01:10:04.359 --> 01:10:06.859
Wow. And I'll point it out. He was not as bad

01:10:06.859 --> 01:10:09.380
as everyone makes him out to be. I mean, you

01:10:09.380 --> 01:10:12.699
take off, what, since Little League, and then

01:10:12.699 --> 01:10:16.420
you play in baseball at 30 years old in AA. You

01:10:16.420 --> 01:10:22.640
hit 200. That's not it. I am. Here's Scottie

01:10:22.640 --> 01:10:25.340
Pippen saying he'd take $100 million over a championship

01:10:25.340 --> 01:10:27.800
ring without Michael Jordan. Would you rather

01:10:27.800 --> 01:10:30.100
have won a ring without Michael, or would you

01:10:30.100 --> 01:10:32.359
rather have made an additional $100 million while

01:10:32.359 --> 01:10:35.340
you played in the NBA? Give me that $100 million.

01:10:37.239 --> 01:10:43.640
Loser! Seriously. I got a gold medal ring without

01:10:43.640 --> 01:10:48.529
Michael, so. What a loser. Yeah, loser! here

01:10:48.529 --> 01:10:51.390
is uh wimpy's brother saying he's great and with

01:10:51.390 --> 01:10:53.909
your brother you do you ever feel like pressure

01:10:53.909 --> 01:10:58.229
or like maybe or you do a good job of like getting

01:10:58.229 --> 01:11:00.310
the noise out of like keep your sense of all

01:11:00.310 --> 01:11:03.109
that stuff that comes with that i mean it's it's

01:11:03.109 --> 01:11:06.029
definitely not easy i think every athlete that

01:11:06.029 --> 01:11:10.270
have family member pro knows what it what it

01:11:10.270 --> 01:11:14.920
is like People recognize you without you being

01:11:14.920 --> 01:11:21.819
like doing nothing Williams talking about when

01:11:21.819 --> 01:11:23.859
women leave you after the you're done playing

01:11:23.859 --> 01:11:26.600
you don't really know the woman you married I'm

01:11:26.600 --> 01:11:28.699
from Atlanta right if I'm playing for the Clippers

01:11:28.699 --> 01:11:31.199
she might move with me But I'm on the road three

01:11:31.199 --> 01:11:32.939
four nights a week. I only got a deal with her

01:11:32.939 --> 01:11:39.000
for two nights at a time You know what I'm saying?

01:11:39.060 --> 01:11:40.939
I got to deal with it two nights at a time during

01:11:40.939 --> 01:11:42.840
the week. You know how we keep her happy? Keep

01:11:42.840 --> 01:11:45.079
sending her to the mall. That's how you keep

01:11:45.079 --> 01:11:48.779
her quiet. It's a true relationship. That's why

01:11:48.779 --> 01:11:52.739
it's okay. It's okay. I understand. There you

01:11:52.739 --> 01:11:55.539
go. Sounds like a loveless relationship. Here's

01:11:55.539 --> 01:11:59.180
a barber talking to me. Boom! And that racist

01:11:59.180 --> 01:12:04.359
Steve Jackson about 90s basketball. For me, 90s

01:12:04.359 --> 01:12:06.180
was peak basketball, right? Because I was here

01:12:06.180 --> 01:12:09.859
in Chicago with Michael. But you watch some of

01:12:09.859 --> 01:12:13.079
those old classics. They're tough. And folks

01:12:13.079 --> 01:12:17.199
are... Physical. Physical. And, you know, there

01:12:17.199 --> 01:12:19.640
weren't really flagrant fouls. Like, basically.

01:12:20.560 --> 01:12:22.920
Like, you had to f**k them for yourself, right?

01:12:26.699 --> 01:12:29.279
Here's Draymond saying that Kevin Durant didn't

01:12:29.279 --> 01:12:32.199
go to his wedding. His wedding was like a party.

01:12:32.279 --> 01:12:34.000
It was so much fun. I told him he had to get

01:12:34.000 --> 01:12:37.619
married every year. I'm still checking my mailbox.

01:12:40.079 --> 01:12:42.880
Oh, man. He didn't get an invite? No chance this

01:12:42.880 --> 01:12:46.199
man was showing up. He would have been like KD.

01:12:46.340 --> 01:12:50.479
KD ain't show up. Did you invite KD? Of course

01:12:50.479 --> 01:12:53.359
I invited KD. Hell yeah. Hell, if he went to

01:12:53.359 --> 01:12:57.069
Riggs. He would have not showed up. All right,

01:12:57.069 --> 01:13:03.189
there you go. Here is Tyrese Halliburton about

01:13:03.189 --> 01:13:16.489
the Knicks winning. Yeah, he ain't happy. All

01:13:16.489 --> 01:13:21.390
right. Here is Representative Tim Burchett to

01:13:21.390 --> 01:13:24.829
the WNBA. about how they're treating Kalen Clark.

01:13:25.050 --> 01:13:29.550
These losers don't realize that without Kalen

01:13:29.550 --> 01:13:33.050
Clark, no one ever watched your league. Yes,

01:13:33.090 --> 01:13:35.170
I understand there's jealousy. There are people

01:13:35.170 --> 01:13:38.289
I'm jealous of, but you got to admit their success.

01:13:39.930 --> 01:13:44.050
And the absolute fact that the WNBA is trying

01:13:44.050 --> 01:13:47.470
to ruin Kalen Clark, I love how women always

01:13:47.470 --> 01:13:51.899
say, oh, the men are bringing us down. No, it

01:13:51.899 --> 01:13:57.039
appears that women are bringing down women. Here

01:13:57.039 --> 01:14:02.720
he is talking about it. You are not happy about

01:14:02.720 --> 01:14:05.859
how the WNBA is treating Kaitlyn Clark. How can

01:14:05.859 --> 01:14:08.840
you? They're like not giving anyone flagrant

01:14:08.840 --> 01:14:11.659
fouls for them knocking her to the ground. No,

01:14:11.779 --> 01:14:14.720
I think it's trashy. She gets the crap kicked

01:14:14.720 --> 01:14:18.960
out of her. My sister played college basketball.

01:14:21.039 --> 01:14:23.000
Yeah, I think the WNBA is an opportunity for

01:14:23.000 --> 01:14:24.899
her. Yeah, you thought that she was going to

01:14:24.899 --> 01:14:28.800
take over the WNBA, but these losers are trying

01:14:28.800 --> 01:14:31.399
to gatekeep her. Women to take it to the next

01:14:31.399 --> 01:14:34.619
level, and I think she's an exceptional athlete,

01:14:34.720 --> 01:14:40.520
and being just abused. It's obvious. It's infuriating.

01:14:40.560 --> 01:14:42.699
I was so excited to watch women's basketball,

01:14:42.859 --> 01:14:47.279
but like true fashion, they had to ruin it. And,

01:14:47.479 --> 01:14:49.340
you know, the WNBA doesn't even put her on their

01:14:49.340 --> 01:14:52.979
30th year poster. Yeah, they're about to die.

01:14:54.279 --> 01:14:56.739
Watch your league fail. I hope she plays somewhere

01:14:56.739 --> 01:15:00.960
else. Bunch of morons. I think something's up.

01:15:01.000 --> 01:15:02.920
I think everybody knows what's up. And they're

01:15:02.920 --> 01:15:06.420
going to lose. They are going to lose. They always

01:15:06.420 --> 01:15:09.520
lose. The men, when it comes to the NBA, have

01:15:09.520 --> 01:15:12.109
to pay for your league. Some European league's

01:15:12.109 --> 01:15:14.170
going to pull her in. Last year, they made the

01:15:14.170 --> 01:15:15.670
most money they ever made, and they still were

01:15:15.670 --> 01:15:19.010
like $10 million in the hole. The hole? Pay her,

01:15:19.090 --> 01:15:22.369
and she'll pull out. But you really feel like

01:15:22.369 --> 01:15:26.510
she's being uniquely treated unfairly? Of course

01:15:26.510 --> 01:15:30.210
she is, Dad! It's a physical game. It is a physical

01:15:30.210 --> 01:15:31.829
game, but it's not supposed to be a wrestling

01:15:31.829 --> 01:15:41.680
match. Take it. I agree. And I do want to respect

01:15:41.680 --> 01:15:46.060
your league, but you're a bunch of idiots. You're

01:15:46.060 --> 01:15:48.119
ruining it for the other women that work hard.

01:15:49.340 --> 01:15:52.800
Dummies. You had this dirty rod in Alyssa Thompson

01:15:52.800 --> 01:15:59.520
with a fist to Kalen's throat. Shut up. Oh no,

01:15:59.680 --> 01:16:02.319
women's sports are not taken seriously. How can

01:16:02.319 --> 01:16:05.180
we? When the person that actually made your league

01:16:05.180 --> 01:16:08.189
relevant, you should be kissing her feet. Her

01:16:08.189 --> 01:16:10.510
very smelly feet. I bet they smell a little bit.

01:16:11.029 --> 01:16:15.869
She balls. But no, we have to just be so rude

01:16:15.869 --> 01:16:20.409
to each other. Here is the coach of the Indiana

01:16:20.409 --> 01:16:24.149
Fever talking about it. Mm -hmm. You're coming

01:16:24.149 --> 01:16:26.010
in here aware of what happened two nights ago?

01:16:27.069 --> 01:16:31.409
And that still happens? Absolutely unacceptable.

01:16:31.949 --> 01:16:35.569
The league ain't going to change a diddly, a

01:16:35.569 --> 01:16:44.340
squirm. Mm -hmm. Oh, yeah. We're so close to

01:16:44.340 --> 01:16:49.680
the NFL. You know, workouts beginning in training

01:16:49.680 --> 01:16:53.180
camp. How many days until NFL kickoff? Let me

01:16:53.180 --> 01:17:03.250
look it up. 72 days. 72 downloads. Mike Rabel's

01:17:03.250 --> 01:17:07.069
son was arrested for reckless driving in Tennessee.

01:17:08.710 --> 01:17:11.569
Seems like things are going real well in that

01:17:11.569 --> 01:17:16.069
family. Can you imagine having that loser as

01:17:16.069 --> 01:17:20.270
a dad? Has no respect for your mom and you gotta

01:17:20.270 --> 01:17:24.109
just act like it's normal when it's not. You're

01:17:24.109 --> 01:17:26.989
all a bunch of idiots. We're all gonna die someday

01:17:26.989 --> 01:17:30.659
and we think we matter. And Chris Johnson has

01:17:30.659 --> 01:17:35.939
ALS, which is really sad. Oh, yeah. During that

01:17:35.939 --> 01:17:40.399
2 ,000 -yard season, he was falling out. I love

01:17:40.399 --> 01:17:43.119
you, Chris Johnson. You helped me freshman year

01:17:43.119 --> 01:17:56.430
in my fantasy league. Oh, yeah. Let's see what's

01:17:56.430 --> 01:17:59.630
going on with this stupid moron. Whoa! Happy

01:17:59.630 --> 01:18:04.470
Hot Topic! First here at 5, Tarion Arnold, cornerback

01:18:04.470 --> 01:18:06.670
for the Detroit Lions, faces charges in connection

01:18:06.670 --> 01:18:09.210
to an armed robbery and kidnapping in Tampa.

01:18:09.369 --> 01:18:12.970
What an idiot! You're a tampon! ...himself in

01:18:12.970 --> 01:18:14.729
last night and made his first court appearance

01:18:14.729 --> 01:18:17.430
this afternoon. Fox 13's Kylie Jones joins us

01:18:17.430 --> 01:18:19.829
live with the latest details. What up, Kylie?

01:18:20.470 --> 01:18:22.930
I want to take you out to Meat Market where we

01:18:22.930 --> 01:18:25.430
dine and dash because I can't afford it. on the

01:18:25.430 --> 01:18:29.970
case kylie well and the prosecutors have repeatedly

01:18:29.970 --> 01:18:32.949
said that terry on arnold was behind this alleged

01:18:32.949 --> 01:18:35.989
attack but today in court his god is kylie girls

01:18:35.989 --> 01:18:38.350
a hot ass babe perny said that he absolutely

01:18:38.350 --> 01:18:41.970
denies all of the allegations prosecutors call

01:18:41.970 --> 01:18:43.510
it of course he's going to what are they going

01:18:43.510 --> 01:18:44.729
i hear when the news says that what he's going

01:18:44.729 --> 01:18:48.630
to say oh yeah i did it i did it A tangled web

01:18:48.630 --> 01:18:51.729
of defendants who all trace back to NFL cornerback

01:18:51.729 --> 01:18:54.750
Terryon Arnold. He plays cornerback for the Detroit

01:18:54.750 --> 01:18:58.890
Lions. And that's CTE. He should go work for

01:18:58.890 --> 01:19:01.949
Ian Beckles. Correct. And then these other people

01:19:01.949 --> 01:19:03.770
that we're going to talk about in terms of suspects,

01:19:03.869 --> 01:19:05.770
are they all in some way, shape, or form sort

01:19:05.770 --> 01:19:08.550
of connected to him? All right, whatever. They

01:19:08.550 --> 01:19:13.149
are. And they're stupid. And they will always

01:19:13.149 --> 01:19:21.369
be stupid. 856 -49 -HAPPY. That's 856 -49 -HAPPY.

01:19:22.750 --> 01:19:25.590
You're tweeting me at RyanHappyRadio. You can

01:19:25.590 --> 01:19:29.250
always email me at RyanHappyRadio at g1 .com.

01:19:29.409 --> 01:19:32.470
I'm going to come back in happy hour and do a

01:19:32.470 --> 01:19:37.930
much more. But first, let's do this. All right,

01:19:37.930 --> 01:19:43.430
now. Let's hang out. You know, get to know each

01:19:43.430 --> 01:19:49.380
other. And go to break. Let me do this here.

01:19:50.000 --> 01:19:52.359
This is great radio, isn't it? It's never been

01:19:52.359 --> 01:19:54.119
better. This is the best radio you ever heard.

01:19:54.779 --> 01:19:56.579
You'll never hear better radio. Me trying to

01:19:56.579 --> 01:19:59.520
load something up. Let's see if this works. Actually,

01:19:59.560 --> 01:20:01.979
I'm going to do this. All right. You're listening

01:20:01.979 --> 01:20:04.279
for 90 minutes in. I think we can do this together.

01:20:06.359 --> 01:20:08.720
There's a certain music bet I want to go to break

01:20:08.720 --> 01:20:10.739
with, but if I play it on Apple, it's just going

01:20:10.739 --> 01:20:13.239
to speed through it. Let's do it, all right?

01:20:13.300 --> 01:20:21.800
I know. Copy hour. Copy hour. Oopsie doopsies.

01:20:21.800 --> 01:20:24.260
Our show's a little messy doopsy. I don't know

01:20:24.260 --> 01:20:41.260
what that means. Again. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy

01:20:41.260 --> 01:20:43.600
Hour will be right back. We probably had Taco

01:20:43.600 --> 01:20:46.859
Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all

01:20:46.859 --> 01:20:54.060
I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day. The

01:20:54.060 --> 01:20:56.939
semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't

01:20:56.939 --> 01:20:59.260
feel like listening to this next song, you can

01:20:59.260 --> 01:21:02.039
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

01:21:02.039 --> 01:21:06.140
pride in his selection, so stick around. Don't

01:21:06.140 --> 01:21:08.500
worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.

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Here's Oy Boys with Beverly Hills. Go, go, go,

01:21:17.239 --> 01:21:22.899
go, go, go, go, go, go. Nigga, I'm just playing

01:21:22.899 --> 01:21:26.760
with you. My hood ain't Beverly Hills. Come in

01:21:26.760 --> 01:21:29.659
the alley, you'll see what's real. Come with

01:21:29.659 --> 01:21:32.619
enough, we'll cut you a deal. We the one -way

01:21:32.619 --> 01:21:36.800
hustler, chasing that feel. My hood ain't Beverly

01:21:36.800 --> 01:21:42.170
Hills. Come in the alley, come with enough we'll

01:21:42.170 --> 01:21:45.489
cut you a deal we the one -way hustler chasing

01:21:45.489 --> 01:21:49.270
that feel right on the block bang bang boogie

01:21:49.270 --> 01:21:52.149
i'm the candy man with the bags full of goodies

01:21:52.149 --> 01:21:55.989
oh but these ain't for the children these for

01:21:55.989 --> 01:21:59.029
them smokers behind the building damn getting

01:21:59.029 --> 01:22:01.909
money is a hell of a feeling if you ain't stack

01:22:01.909 --> 01:22:05.090
a chip what's the point of dealing you don't

01:22:05.090 --> 01:22:07.840
hear me cry for dollars if it's money in the

01:22:07.840 --> 01:22:10.100
street, then there's money in my wallet. They

01:22:10.100 --> 01:22:13.020
say it's all about the money and the power, so

01:22:13.020 --> 01:22:16.319
cop the weed and a whole lot of powder. You made

01:22:16.319 --> 01:22:19.220
it in a week, and I made it in an hour. I roll

01:22:19.220 --> 01:22:22.560
with killers, and you roll with cowards. Dark

01:22:22.560 --> 01:22:25.899
city is dangerous, and it ain't too many niggas

01:22:25.899 --> 01:22:29.199
that's scared to bust, but niggas know they can't

01:22:29.199 --> 01:22:31.479
play with us, and them out -of -towners know

01:22:31.479 --> 01:22:35.060
they can't play with us, cause my hood ain't

01:22:53.099 --> 01:22:56.699
We the one way hustler, chasing that bill In

01:22:56.699 --> 01:22:59.600
my hood they get it crackin' homie, you get this

01:22:59.600 --> 01:23:03.239
on me Aversion to acts of phony, round the way

01:23:03.239 --> 01:23:06.500
them cats is hungry They bust lips and they don't

01:23:06.500 --> 01:23:09.380
fuck with the rest of police Don't act like you

01:23:09.380 --> 01:23:12.560
bambas know me, you're wrong We can't get along

01:23:12.560 --> 01:23:15.939
like Shaq and Kobe All I do is sit back and blow

01:23:15.939 --> 01:23:19.140
trees So you know my four favorite words is pass

01:23:19.140 --> 01:23:21.819
the drug please This youngin's runnin' with a

01:23:21.819 --> 01:23:28.729
rack of old I'll leave your ass with no seat

01:23:28.729 --> 01:23:31.369
Hey, you runnin' home like that bastard told

01:23:31.369 --> 01:23:34.810
me I shoot you, my man, and clap you for me Hey,

01:23:34.930 --> 01:23:37.750
your shirt lookin' like you spilled ravioli Got

01:23:37.750 --> 01:23:40.850
a problem? Man, I'll smash the whole beat And

01:23:40.850 --> 01:23:43.829
make it to the hood right back in one piece Cause

01:23:43.829 --> 01:24:49.320
my hood ain't bad We'll see you next time. Outro

01:24:49.320 --> 01:25:40.510
Music We the one -way hustler. All right, that's

01:25:40.510 --> 01:25:45.130
getting annoying. All righty, let's see what

01:25:45.130 --> 01:25:47.590
we have. All right, here with this button that

01:25:47.590 --> 01:25:49.170
we're going to press right here. Hey, what's

01:25:49.170 --> 01:25:51.050
up? It's DJ Love Cheese from the world -famous

01:25:51.050 --> 01:25:53.909
Man Cow Show, and you're listening to my good

01:25:53.909 --> 01:25:57.850
pal and radio legend, Ryan Hoppy on the Hoppy

01:25:57.850 --> 01:25:59.729
Hour. Wow, thank you. I love when people add

01:25:59.729 --> 01:26:01.770
the radio legend part. It boosts my ego. The

01:26:01.770 --> 01:26:04.529
show you secretly listen to, and that includes

01:26:04.529 --> 01:26:08.119
you, Mike Colta. Stop stalking my pages. Whatever.

01:26:08.380 --> 01:26:13.079
Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Welcome

01:26:13.079 --> 01:26:23.680
to Hoppy Hour. In your heart, you know where

01:26:23.680 --> 01:26:26.180
your heart goes. And now for something completely

01:26:26.180 --> 01:27:07.859
different. Door is closing. Yes, the most listened

01:27:07.859 --> 01:27:11.239
to radio show on the planet. And the other stations

01:27:11.239 --> 01:27:44.439
are tuned in too. Motherfuckers I make kittens

01:27:44.439 --> 01:27:50.960
Motherfuckers I hate Yo, yo, yo Static crackles,

01:27:51.000 --> 01:27:53.800
hoppy on the air Spilling radio secrets, man,

01:27:53.859 --> 01:27:56.380
he don't care Airing out the closet, skeletons

01:27:56.380 --> 01:28:00.340
in pairs DJ drama, he's the one who dares Program

01:28:00.340 --> 01:28:03.720
directors scheming in the back rooms Payola playlists

01:28:03.720 --> 01:28:06.399
rigged like monsoons Fake callers on the line,

01:28:06.420 --> 01:28:08.880
they rehearse too soon Truth hits harder than

01:28:08.880 --> 01:28:37.220
the bass line, boom I saw this news right here.

01:28:40.870 --> 01:28:43.569
Made me kind of sad, even though I reached out

01:28:43.569 --> 01:28:48.649
to the person. So one of the victims of the iHeartLayoffs

01:28:48.649 --> 01:28:57.130
is Kid Chris. Hey, man. It's Kid Chris. The Hoppy

01:28:57.130 --> 01:29:01.270
Hour podcast. Look, man, I'm a fucking girl,

01:29:01.350 --> 01:29:05.350
Dad. I'm driving my kids to cheer practice and

01:29:05.350 --> 01:29:07.630
shit. I have no time to record a fucking liner

01:29:07.630 --> 01:29:09.989
for your podcast, this Hoppy Hour thing, okay,

01:29:10.050 --> 01:29:14.409
man? So, you know, good luck. Eat shit. And now

01:29:14.409 --> 01:29:16.270
he'll be doing a podcast once he gets back on

01:29:16.270 --> 01:29:20.770
the radio. Kid Chris, after 14 years, and he

01:29:20.770 --> 01:29:24.229
was known as the guy... He was in Wichita and

01:29:24.229 --> 01:29:27.710
in Sacramento and in San Antonio and in Philly

01:29:27.710 --> 01:29:32.069
and in Portland and in Cincinnati. And he got

01:29:32.069 --> 01:29:35.289
whacked by hire, man. And this is sad. I reached

01:29:35.289 --> 01:29:38.250
out to Kid Chris. I said, hey, man, I'm so sorry.

01:29:38.350 --> 01:29:40.329
And he was also in Atlanta. But I said, I'm so

01:29:40.329 --> 01:29:42.630
sorry you lost your job. You're one of the goats.

01:29:42.810 --> 01:29:46.279
And he said, all good over here. And that's because

01:29:46.279 --> 01:29:50.079
Kid Chris had Bob Eman as an agent. Kid Chris

01:29:50.079 --> 01:29:53.439
made a lot of money. So what I respect is that

01:29:53.439 --> 01:29:55.720
he's focusing on being a girl dad and he even

01:29:55.720 --> 01:29:57.880
put it in his public statement. But it's still

01:29:57.880 --> 01:30:01.180
sad that like Kid Chris worked for 30 years and

01:30:01.180 --> 01:30:02.979
then gets laid off. It's like, what does that

01:30:02.979 --> 01:30:05.239
tell the rest of the millennials? Because I've

01:30:05.239 --> 01:30:07.579
spoken to other people that got laid off. Like

01:30:07.579 --> 01:30:10.340
there's this guy, Joel Shiner, who's really talented,

01:30:10.579 --> 01:30:14.420
who's out of Allentown, Pennsylvania. The Valley.

01:30:14.569 --> 01:30:16.430
And he's freaking out because he just bought

01:30:16.430 --> 01:30:18.949
a house. So to me, that's the most fascinating

01:30:18.949 --> 01:30:21.470
part about these iHeartLayoffs is some of the

01:30:21.470 --> 01:30:23.829
people that are well off. And I know Kid Chris

01:30:23.829 --> 01:30:27.289
isn't worth like $10 billion, but he'll be fine.

01:30:27.550 --> 01:30:30.170
He's also a legend. But that made me so sad that

01:30:30.170 --> 01:30:32.850
it came to an end. But then also seeing him kind

01:30:32.850 --> 01:30:34.810
of text me like, bro, I'm all good. I was like,

01:30:34.850 --> 01:30:37.310
you know what? He's doing all right. So a little

01:30:37.310 --> 01:30:40.010
shout out to the legend known as a kid, a Chris.

01:30:40.170 --> 01:30:49.430
All right. It's time for... Chicago News. Chicago

01:30:49.430 --> 01:31:13.390
News. From the berms to the block, that's a hell

01:31:13.390 --> 01:31:15.729
of a hike. Turn the dial, see his name on the

01:31:15.729 --> 01:31:18.770
lights. He got callers on the line, trying to

01:31:18.770 --> 01:31:21.050
break they news. From the side to the sticks,

01:31:21.310 --> 01:31:23.550
they relate to the views. Every segment like

01:31:23.550 --> 01:31:26.449
a story from the avenue. Turn slick, then he

01:31:26.449 --> 01:31:30.210
fact -check the attitude. That's Chicago news.

01:31:31.550 --> 01:31:34.510
Hop it out and let them choose. From the heights

01:31:34.510 --> 01:31:38.069
to the loop, what it do. Every block, every verse

01:31:38.069 --> 01:31:54.119
in the room. All right. Now, we're going to discuss.

01:31:54.460 --> 01:31:57.439
I love this. I grew up in Illinois, and whenever

01:31:57.439 --> 01:32:00.739
it reaches 90 degrees, all the local news acts

01:32:00.739 --> 01:32:02.859
like the world is ending. And down here in Florida,

01:32:02.979 --> 01:32:05.699
we've had that weather since, I don't know, March.

01:32:08.260 --> 01:32:14.250
We went from 40 degrees to 90. Hey Val, good

01:32:14.250 --> 01:32:16.310
morning. Well, you can always... Oh my God, this

01:32:16.310 --> 01:32:18.510
is Stephanie Wade reporting a hot piece of news.

01:32:18.850 --> 01:32:21.109
I wonder if she's related to Don Wade in Roma,

01:32:21.270 --> 01:32:23.550
a Chicago reference. How do you feel the humidity

01:32:23.550 --> 01:32:26.729
in the air? And this city wants residents to

01:32:26.729 --> 01:32:29.510
be prepared for the extreme heat this week because

01:32:29.510 --> 01:32:31.909
the combination of the... I will say when it's

01:32:31.909 --> 01:32:34.710
like negative 10 degrees out for three months

01:32:34.710 --> 01:32:37.289
and then it goes to 95, it's a little bit of

01:32:37.289 --> 01:32:41.329
a drastic change. Heat and humidity could make

01:32:41.329 --> 01:32:45.189
it feel around or even above 100 degrees for

01:32:45.189 --> 01:32:47.409
several days. That's my car every day because

01:32:47.409 --> 01:32:49.930
in my parking lot, I'm riding the sun. And if

01:32:49.930 --> 01:32:52.010
I park under a tree, I get pollen on it. In a

01:32:52.010 --> 01:32:56.250
row. So there's that. All right. We're in the,

01:32:56.270 --> 01:32:59.289
as they call it on syndicated radio, the garbage

01:32:59.289 --> 01:33:02.170
time of the podcast. We're talking about our

01:33:02.170 --> 01:33:08.359
different markets. Time for Fresno news. Your

01:33:08.359 --> 01:33:57.470
thing takes forever to load. Load. And talk,

01:33:57.569 --> 01:34:40.529
he a walkin' headline Everywhere to stalk The

01:34:40.529 --> 01:34:43.470
city of Fresno is a major step closer to implementing

01:34:43.470 --> 01:34:47.250
red light cameras. Oh, yeah. You know, those

01:34:47.250 --> 01:34:51.510
maniacs over in Fresno are going to have a hard

01:34:51.510 --> 01:34:54.569
time with this. It marks the return of the technology.

01:34:54.869 --> 01:34:57.390
All right. So there you go. There's that. I like

01:34:57.390 --> 01:35:00.159
that hot ass Asian reporter over there. Now to

01:35:00.159 --> 01:35:02.539
another top story tonight. A longtime Fresno

01:35:02.539 --> 01:35:05.159
educator faces one of his former students in

01:35:05.159 --> 01:35:07.899
court more than five years after he was arrested

01:35:07.899 --> 01:35:12.300
for allegedly committing sex acts. Loser! Against

01:35:12.300 --> 01:35:15.359
her and four other underage students. You know

01:35:15.359 --> 01:35:19.100
how you fix that? There is a one way. Hey, you

01:35:19.100 --> 01:35:20.800
fix it. Let me see if I can get the sound effect

01:35:20.800 --> 01:35:22.560
there. I think you know where I'm going. Give

01:35:22.560 --> 01:35:28.180
me a second. There is one way to fix pedophiles.

01:35:28.810 --> 01:35:30.569
Because there's no carrot on that's what they're

01:35:30.569 --> 01:35:37.930
into. There's one way and one way only. Right

01:35:37.930 --> 01:35:50.949
here. Mm -hmm. Ready? Let's go. Bye, bitch. There

01:35:50.949 --> 01:35:54.890
you go. That's how you fix that. 856 -49 -HAPPY.

01:35:55.770 --> 01:35:58.329
Oh, yeah. Let's see what's going on in the real.

01:35:58.460 --> 01:36:02.239
of a news some stuff broke as we've been doing

01:36:02.239 --> 01:36:04.960
on this show where i've been yelling like a maniac

01:36:04.960 --> 01:36:18.590
like an ass wipe that's what i am This is that

01:36:18.590 --> 01:36:20.949
same guy that said that she was married when

01:36:20.949 --> 01:36:23.250
she didn't want it out there. He's a cloud -chasing

01:36:23.250 --> 01:36:34.850
douchebag! Alright, so he says that it looks

01:36:34.850 --> 01:36:36.899
similar. Alright, and then there's this. Chrissy

01:36:36.899 --> 01:36:39.420
Teigen is not worried what others think about

01:36:39.420 --> 01:36:42.760
her nipples. You can say that all you want, but

01:36:42.760 --> 01:36:44.539
you know what is the sign that you do care what

01:36:44.539 --> 01:36:47.079
other people think? You made a post about your

01:36:47.079 --> 01:36:49.899
nipples. If Chrissy Teigen was such an independent

01:36:49.899 --> 01:36:54.199
woman, she wouldn't care what others think. After

01:36:54.199 --> 01:36:56.359
the 40 -year -old received backlash for sharing

01:36:56.359 --> 01:36:58.520
a series of pictures that showed her breasts

01:36:58.520 --> 01:37:01.680
through a sheer shirt. Hell yeah! As much as

01:37:01.680 --> 01:37:05.649
a dirty, rotten moron as I think she is. I have

01:37:05.649 --> 01:37:09.130
no problem with this. She looks hot. Even though

01:37:09.130 --> 01:37:11.130
she's an awful person. The mom of four addresses

01:37:11.130 --> 01:37:14.250
the criticism in the comment section of the post.

01:37:14.529 --> 01:37:16.010
Why are you even looking at the comment section?

01:37:16.229 --> 01:37:19.689
When I post a bombastic post, I just mute the

01:37:19.689 --> 01:37:22.529
notifications and go to the grave not reading

01:37:22.529 --> 01:37:25.789
it. Writing on June 28th, I think because they

01:37:25.789 --> 01:37:27.869
have been cut into discs and reattached to my

01:37:27.869 --> 01:37:30.289
body like three times and also they fed babies

01:37:30.289 --> 01:37:33.880
and stuff. And John Legend. I really don't think

01:37:33.880 --> 01:37:36.800
of nips, mine especially, as sexy or risque.

01:37:36.960 --> 01:37:39.760
But my apologies if you do. There's nothing to

01:37:39.760 --> 01:37:42.560
be apologetic about. Maybe be apologetic about

01:37:42.560 --> 01:37:44.819
how you treated Courtney Stodden and everybody

01:37:44.819 --> 01:37:47.819
else in the past. But you shone off your hot

01:37:47.819 --> 01:37:50.640
ass body. You got nothing to be sorry about.

01:37:50.899 --> 01:37:53.800
I hope you will survive it. Almost sure you will.

01:37:54.020 --> 01:37:56.060
I still pass on aggressive. Can you imagine John

01:37:56.060 --> 01:37:58.319
Legend having to deal with this moron? Love you

01:37:58.319 --> 01:38:03.840
so much. Oh, she's overusing the word love. I

01:38:03.840 --> 01:38:06.220
hate when people do that. And of course, John

01:38:06.220 --> 01:38:09.359
Legend came to his wife's side. Oh, yeah, Defender

01:38:09.359 --> 01:38:12.720
did. Look at you. Shut up. Applying with a heart

01:38:12.720 --> 01:38:18.439
emoji. Nice. If there was one sound effect to

01:38:18.439 --> 01:38:21.100
describe anybody that comes into a contact with

01:38:21.100 --> 01:38:29.210
her, it is your whipped. Oh, you are. Yeah. There

01:38:29.210 --> 01:38:32.930
you go. All right. Enough of that obnoxiousness.

01:38:33.590 --> 01:38:36.289
But I'm obnoxious. Time for Tampa Bay News right

01:38:36.289 --> 01:38:39.869
now. Oh, yeah. Let's do it. It's time for a Tampa.

01:38:39.970 --> 01:38:58.569
A Bay News. All right. I know. Yo. It's the place

01:38:58.569 --> 01:39:01.090
we arrive from the beach to the bay and the city's

01:39:01.090 --> 01:39:03.510
crazy moves. We got stories hotter than the Florida

01:39:03.510 --> 01:39:07.090
grooves. Tampa Bay news, we makin' it spin. On

01:39:07.090 --> 01:39:10.170
happy hour when the real begins. Turn it up loud,

01:39:10.270 --> 01:39:12.710
let's get in the mix. From St. Pete to the world,

01:39:12.750 --> 01:39:15.390
we bringin' the fix. We bringin' the fix. We

01:39:15.390 --> 01:39:19.489
bringin' the fix. We bringin' the fix. We bringin'

01:39:19.630 --> 01:39:21.310
the fix. We bringin' the fix. We bringin' the

01:39:21.310 --> 01:39:22.390
fix. We bringin' the fix. We bringin' the fix.

01:39:22.470 --> 01:39:23.029
We bringin' the fix. We bringin' the fix. We

01:39:23.029 --> 01:39:23.029
bringin' the fix. We bringin' the fix. We bringin'

01:39:23.029 --> 01:39:24.710
the fix. We bringin' the fix. We bringin' the

01:39:24.710 --> 01:39:28.560
fix. National waves and the city's its friend.

01:39:28.720 --> 01:39:31.319
Talking headlines, man, you can't resist. Every

01:39:31.319 --> 01:39:34.119
scoop hitting harder than a clenched fist. Tampa

01:39:34.119 --> 01:39:37.199
Bay news, keep making it spin. On happy hour

01:39:37.199 --> 01:39:40.039
when the real begins. Turn it up loud, let's

01:39:40.039 --> 01:39:42.319
get in the mix. From St. Pete to the world, we

01:39:42.319 --> 01:39:55.600
bringing the fix. We got sunshine drop. We'll

01:39:55.600 --> 01:40:39.270
be right back. Ah, it's getting annoying. Well,

01:40:39.270 --> 01:40:40.630
there's been a lot of controversy surrounding

01:40:40.630 --> 01:40:43.390
rapper Ye's concert Friday night at Raymond James

01:40:43.390 --> 01:40:46.029
Stadium. So this is from the past, but anybody

01:40:46.029 --> 01:40:49.329
out there that was hanging on to concert, yeah,

01:40:49.489 --> 01:40:52.390
he said awful things before, yeah, he could be

01:40:52.390 --> 01:40:55.930
a douchebag. And Rick Scott, you got sex trafficking,

01:40:56.029 --> 01:40:58.109
you got all these things wrong with the state,

01:40:58.210 --> 01:41:01.369
but let's focus on a rapper. What are you doing,

01:41:01.409 --> 01:41:04.750
dude? It's so good for the local economy to have

01:41:04.750 --> 01:41:07.670
them perform. But this just in, politicians like

01:41:07.670 --> 01:41:10.329
that penis -looking loser don't care about you.

01:41:10.630 --> 01:41:13.989
Ye, who was previously known as Kanye West, has

01:41:13.989 --> 01:41:16.029
faced widespread... I love hearing him say that.

01:41:16.130 --> 01:41:19.880
Ye! Kanye West has faced widespread criticism

01:41:19.880 --> 01:41:22.739
for a history of anti -Semitic remarks. Senator

01:41:22.739 --> 01:41:24.739
Rick Scott sent a letter to the Tampa Sports

01:41:24.739 --> 01:41:28.140
Authority arguing a publicly funded stadium should

01:41:28.140 --> 01:41:31.500
not be used to give Ye a platform. And what happened?

01:41:31.560 --> 01:41:33.720
Everybody had a great time and he performed.

01:41:34.060 --> 01:41:40.680
So it was a waste of time. Freaking douchebag.

01:41:40.899 --> 01:41:44.520
Both of you, Kanye and Rick Scott, go get married.

01:41:44.640 --> 01:41:47.199
You're perfect for each other. 10 Investigates

01:41:47.199 --> 01:41:48.960
reporter Jennifer Titus just got her hands on

01:41:48.960 --> 01:41:51.300
the stadium agreement, and she uncovered a clause

01:41:51.300 --> 01:41:53.680
that could make it difficult to cancel the show.

01:41:53.960 --> 01:41:56.960
Guys, we just got the contract agreement for

01:41:56.960 --> 01:42:00.079
the Kanye West concert on Friday night at Raymond

01:42:00.079 --> 01:42:02.880
James Stadium. Now, this contract is between

01:42:02.880 --> 01:42:06.039
the Tampa Sports Authority and the licensee for

01:42:06.039 --> 01:42:09.500
the concert in Icon Global out of Las Vegas,

01:42:09.619 --> 01:42:12.199
Nevada. There's been a lot of talk on how much

01:42:12.199 --> 01:42:15.340
this concert is going to cost the taxpayer. Oh,

01:42:15.340 --> 01:42:17.020
wait a minute. You know what? I stopped caring

01:42:17.020 --> 01:42:19.340
about where taxes go because we have no control

01:42:19.340 --> 01:42:22.020
over it. So I love when the politicians will

01:42:22.020 --> 01:42:24.079
use taxes for something else but then a hip -hop

01:42:24.079 --> 01:42:27.340
concert. Oh, can't do it. Shut up. After going

01:42:27.340 --> 01:42:29.060
through the agreement, I do not see anything

01:42:29.060 --> 01:42:31.500
about that. Yeah, they're lying to you. They're

01:42:31.500 --> 01:42:34.819
dumb politicians. All politicians do is lie.

01:42:36.220 --> 01:42:39.220
And tell you that Icon Global is going to have

01:42:39.220 --> 01:42:44.619
to pay a lump sum of $800 ,000 for one concert.

01:42:44.920 --> 01:42:47.340
All right, there you go. Everyone had a great

01:42:47.340 --> 01:42:52.340
time, too. Is he a flood, you know, anti -Jew

01:42:52.340 --> 01:42:55.340
loser? Yeah. But everyone had a great time. And

01:42:55.340 --> 01:42:57.000
Rick Scott could learn about how to have fun

01:42:57.000 --> 01:43:03.060
in life, you loser. Happy Hot Topic. Some customers

01:43:03.060 --> 01:43:04.979
in South Tampa's Hyde Park are getting an...

01:43:04.979 --> 01:43:07.880
Oh, yeah! ...unwelcome surprise when they dine

01:43:07.880 --> 01:43:10.739
out, an unexpected charge on their bill. It's

01:43:10.739 --> 01:43:13.579
because they just know that all the sugar daddies

01:43:13.579 --> 01:43:15.380
will pay for it. Eight on your side is aware

01:43:15.380 --> 01:43:17.520
of concerns raised on the Nextdoor app about

01:43:17.520 --> 01:43:20.420
the restaurant row, charging an extra 3 % to

01:43:20.420 --> 01:43:24.359
the total. I'm just robbing of some money. Freaking

01:43:24.359 --> 01:43:28.619
losers! Hope you all know that. Happy Hot Topic!

01:43:31.020 --> 01:43:33.500
Governor Ron DeSantis says alligator Alcatraz

01:43:33.500 --> 01:43:36.399
no longer has any detainees. This is video from

01:43:36.399 --> 01:43:39.340
when... Yeah, I feel like that never should have

01:43:39.340 --> 01:43:43.739
been around. So there's that. And there's this

01:43:43.739 --> 01:43:47.850
loser. The manager of a smoothie franchise in

01:43:47.850 --> 01:43:50.369
Tampa is now in jail, charged with possessing

01:43:50.369 --> 01:43:53.229
child porn. Detectives began investigating...

01:43:53.229 --> 01:43:57.069
Loser! ...in Shaft in late May after getting

01:43:57.069 --> 01:43:59.489
a tip from the National Center for Missing and

01:43:59.489 --> 01:44:02.550
Exploited Children. And it was AI porn! Reporting

01:44:02.550 --> 01:44:06.069
images of child porn being uploaded. Those images

01:44:06.069 --> 01:44:07.850
were later detected... I guess he's not the manager,

01:44:07.949 --> 01:44:09.590
but his parents own it. Someone said in the comment

01:44:09.590 --> 01:44:14.010
section. ...to be AI generated. Gross. Burn it

01:44:14.010 --> 01:44:25.619
out, you loser! Then there's this loser. That's

01:44:25.619 --> 01:44:27.619
the weirdest name for a city. Sun City Center.

01:44:28.640 --> 01:44:30.899
So there was a guy that intentionally rammed

01:44:30.899 --> 01:44:33.899
an ambulance carrying a patient. Man, we got

01:44:33.899 --> 01:44:36.840
a lot of losers in Tampa like this guy. And just

01:44:36.840 --> 01:44:38.880
into our newsroom this morning in Sarasota, another

01:44:38.880 --> 01:44:41.439
super speeder arrest. Florida Highway Patrol

01:44:41.439 --> 01:44:45.960
troopers clocking a Mustang going 142 miles per

01:44:45.960 --> 01:44:50.300
hour. Loser! That's all you are, dead! In the

01:44:50.300 --> 01:44:52.859
northbound lanes of I -75 just... Alright, I

01:44:52.859 --> 01:44:58.350
hate these speeders. You're all dorks! Today,

01:44:58.430 --> 01:45:01.789
a projected more than 350 ,000 people showed

01:45:01.789 --> 01:45:05.010
up to the largest pride parade in the southeastern

01:45:05.010 --> 01:45:08.050
part of the United States. And a search prize

01:45:08.050 --> 01:45:12.270
is in a large crowd. And my back pain prevented

01:45:12.270 --> 01:45:14.350
me from going. But I did post a picture from

01:45:14.350 --> 01:45:16.229
10 years ago to make it look like it was from

01:45:16.229 --> 01:45:23.199
today. So it's at Ryan Hoppy Radio. Right now,

01:45:23.220 --> 01:45:25.779
a woman from Indiana is facing DUI charges after

01:45:25.779 --> 01:45:28.619
officers say she crashed into a Pinellas Park

01:45:28.619 --> 01:45:32.359
police car. Ha ha! Can you imagine that moment?

01:45:32.439 --> 01:45:35.680
You hit the car. The accident happened around

01:45:35.680 --> 01:45:38.680
3 .30 Saturday morning. As I was sleeping, I

01:45:38.680 --> 01:45:40.720
patted my kid and jerking off. One of the three.

01:45:40.760 --> 01:45:43.039
I couldn't sleep that night. It was hard. And

01:45:43.039 --> 01:45:44.659
then there's this headline that I find really

01:45:44.659 --> 01:45:46.800
interesting. I'm trying to get this guy on my

01:45:46.800 --> 01:45:50.399
show. Do I agree with him? No. But I would love

01:45:50.399 --> 01:45:53.340
the attention. Mm -hmm. And he fascinates me.

01:45:53.680 --> 01:45:58.939
Whoa! Happy hot topic! Refusing to serve the

01:45:58.939 --> 01:46:01.640
military and law enforcement. A post from a tattoo

01:46:01.640 --> 01:46:03.899
shop in Largo is going viral for derogatory comments.

01:46:03.920 --> 01:46:08.100
Yeah, this guy's from California. See, now he's

01:46:08.100 --> 01:46:10.439
got the California in him. Derogatory comments

01:46:10.439 --> 01:46:13.380
about men and women in uniform. This is 10 Temp

01:46:13.380 --> 01:46:15.520
of A News at 11. I'm Courtney Robinson. And I'm

01:46:15.520 --> 01:46:17.880
Dave Wagner. 10 Temp. What up, girls? Tampa Bay

01:46:17.880 --> 01:46:19.640
News reporter Chris Hurst is live in front of

01:46:19.640 --> 01:46:22.479
Revival Tattoo Collective. Chris, you spoke with

01:46:22.479 --> 01:46:25.899
the shop's landlord just a few hours ago. Yeah,

01:46:25.899 --> 01:46:28.260
and oh, they're right next to Largo. We're pissed

01:46:28.260 --> 01:46:35.159
off. Mm -hmm. Yeah, he actually shares space

01:46:35.159 --> 01:46:37.199
in the building behind me. He says he's shocked

01:46:37.199 --> 01:46:39.920
that Brady Martinson would make a post banning

01:46:39.920 --> 01:46:42.939
cops, deputies, and the military. All right,

01:46:42.939 --> 01:46:44.460
so there's that. Hopefully the guy will come

01:46:44.460 --> 01:46:46.539
on the show. But people were commenting at me

01:46:46.539 --> 01:46:48.100
like that because I commented, hey, bro, I'd

01:46:48.100 --> 01:46:50.140
love to have you on my show. And then like this

01:46:50.140 --> 01:46:54.939
really hot piece of ass. From Baltimore. I was

01:46:54.939 --> 01:46:56.659
like, dork. And I'm like, tell me something I

01:46:56.659 --> 01:46:58.340
don't know. I said, I commented for attention

01:46:58.340 --> 01:47:00.880
and you fell for it. By the way, I'd swipe right

01:47:00.880 --> 01:47:12.779
on you. And then she blocked me. I wonder why

01:47:12.779 --> 01:47:15.319
she blocked me. She's missing out on that ruckus.

01:47:16.619 --> 01:47:19.710
Cleveland skyline fog. Steel mills choppy, city

01:47:19.710 --> 01:47:22.449
on the Cuyahoga Hearts heavy, never sloppy, radio

01:47:22.449 --> 01:47:25.390
waves Carry tales, but they ain't glossy Concrete

01:47:25.390 --> 01:47:28.270
jungle, potholes where dreams collapse Downtown

01:47:28.270 --> 01:47:30.970
echoes, the cabs and faded cabs Past the preachin'

01:47:30.970 --> 01:47:33.670
hustle, corner kids tradin' maps Where the vibe's

01:47:33.670 --> 01:47:35.989
Midwest, but the struggle overlaps Cleveland

01:47:35.989 --> 01:47:39.869
news, where the truth gets raw Rust belt blues,

01:47:40.109 --> 01:47:42.869
every crack, every flaw Unfilled it takes, no

01:47:42.869 --> 01:47:45.970
sugar, no draw Poppy on the mic, spittin' facts,

01:47:46.069 --> 01:47:53.039
no rules City troops laid bare, bar sharper than

01:47:53.039 --> 01:47:55.439
the skyline. No time to spare, opinions heavy

01:47:55.439 --> 01:47:59.140
as the lake, but he don't care. Radio day, static

01:47:59.140 --> 01:48:01.579
hum in the booth. Voice booming through the speakers,

01:48:01.699 --> 01:48:05.180
hitting with the truth. Tower city shadows, echoing

01:48:05.180 --> 01:48:07.920
the youth. Uncut, unpolished, Cleveland's the

01:48:07.920 --> 01:48:10.920
proof. Hoppy blends, no rose tint, just grind.

01:48:11.039 --> 01:48:13.840
Every segment a slice of Cleveland's mind. From

01:48:13.840 --> 01:48:17.100
the flats to the heights, stories combined. Unfiltered,

01:48:17.100 --> 01:48:33.500
unbothered, unrefined. What's going on with this

01:48:33.500 --> 01:48:36.359
loser? In Summit County, the sheriff's office

01:48:36.359 --> 01:48:39.140
says DNA helped them arrest a suspect in a rape

01:48:39.140 --> 01:48:42.539
case from more than 20 years ago. 48 -year -old

01:48:42.539 --> 01:48:44.220
Anthony Cobb. He's like looking at the wall.

01:48:44.399 --> 01:48:48.060
I would too. You're a loser! Collins is charged

01:48:48.060 --> 01:48:50.600
with a rape in connection to a case from 2000.

01:48:51.159 --> 01:48:53.239
Yeah, he looks like a Rover's Mourning Glory

01:48:53.239 --> 01:48:55.439
and Alan Cox listener and you can take it or

01:48:55.439 --> 01:49:35.149
leave it with what that means. They used to harbor

01:49:35.149 --> 01:49:38.149
it here. We think this is art. It could be worse,

01:49:38.149 --> 01:49:42.369
though. At least we're not Detroit! We're not

01:49:42.369 --> 01:49:44.829
Detroit! The masses, the courts, you know, keep

01:49:44.829 --> 01:49:46.930
people from looking at their own lives and realizing

01:49:46.930 --> 01:49:50.130
how bad the facts they got, you know? I mean,

01:49:50.270 --> 01:49:54.890
if you can get drunk and paint yourself orange

01:49:54.890 --> 01:49:58.609
and brown every Sunday, you might realize, I

01:49:58.609 --> 01:50:10.600
live in Cleveland. You look around at your tiny

01:50:10.600 --> 01:50:12.140
little house that you can't afford because of

01:50:12.140 --> 01:50:14.140
the mortgage crisis and your horrible little

01:50:14.140 --> 01:50:16.260
sloppy kids who all have diabetes by the time

01:50:16.260 --> 01:50:17.779
they're eight because they live on corn syrup

01:50:17.779 --> 01:50:21.899
and lye. And then you look at your big bloated

01:50:21.899 --> 01:50:23.739
mess of a wife and she waddles towards you with

01:50:23.739 --> 01:50:25.899
her front butt spilling out over the top of her

01:50:25.899 --> 01:50:28.220
ass and long jeans. And you think, I'm going

01:50:28.220 --> 01:50:30.159
to go shoot myself and my pregnant 12 -year -old

01:50:30.159 --> 01:50:44.279
daughter, right? You think Cleveland's cool?

01:50:44.420 --> 01:50:46.340
I mean, I never heard anybody say, I'm going

01:50:46.340 --> 01:50:50.720
to Cleveland on vacation. What's so good about

01:50:50.720 --> 01:50:57.079
Cleveland? Cleveland sucks! Cleveland sucks!

01:50:57.659 --> 01:51:19.409
Cleveland sucks! Cleveland sucks! What you look

01:51:19.409 --> 01:51:22.710
like on the outside, whether you're white, or

01:51:22.710 --> 01:51:26.550
black, or Sasquatch even. As long as you follow

01:51:26.550 --> 01:51:29.829
your dreams, no matter how crazy or against the

01:51:29.829 --> 01:51:34.090
law it is. Except for Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch,

01:51:34.109 --> 01:51:36.069
the rules are different. Forget it, meanwhile.

01:51:36.710 --> 01:51:39.970
I'm a circus freak. That's all I'll ever be.

01:51:41.189 --> 01:51:43.390
Whatever. Finally, I'm one of those guys who

01:51:43.390 --> 01:51:45.170
can't wait to get to work in the morning. Like

01:51:45.170 --> 01:51:59.829
a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! Oh, yeah! Yeah! Oh! Strike

01:51:59.829 --> 01:52:17.420
climate. Strike climate. left over, you know.

01:52:17.520 --> 01:52:21.039
Go get some nice... Yeah, hey, I'd like a $9

01:52:21.039 --> 01:52:24.640
,000 prostitute, please. Oh, do you have nine

01:52:24.640 --> 01:52:28.180
$1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good, and if you got an albino,

01:52:28.180 --> 01:52:31.300
send her up, too, and in, like, 20 minutes, I'm

01:52:31.300 --> 01:52:33.680
gonna be asleep, so get them up there. I had,

01:52:33.680 --> 01:52:36.539
like, half a bottle of melatonin, six beers,

01:52:36.859 --> 01:52:40.460
this whole f***ing bucket of chicken. Oh, the

01:52:40.460 --> 01:53:01.699
Sandman is coming. Oh, no! He's in four scientific

01:53:01.699 --> 01:53:06.340
disciplines. Really? Why do you think they call

01:53:06.340 --> 01:53:10.079
me Dr. Quinn? I just thought that was a nickname.

01:53:10.439 --> 01:53:15.619
You know, like Dr. Gray. God, you're stupid.

01:53:19.899 --> 01:53:24.500
God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What

01:53:24.500 --> 01:53:26.859
is it now, Hoop? Have you turned on the TV lately?

01:53:27.079 --> 01:53:38.819
No, why? I don't know what they're doing, but

01:53:38.819 --> 01:53:41.600
these boys have got them and more. They're sackflashers.

01:53:41.739 --> 01:53:45.760
We love sackflashers. Oh, it's a sack attack.

01:53:46.579 --> 01:53:49.520
Order now and get sackflashers, too. Sacks in

01:53:49.520 --> 01:53:53.800
the city with bonus material. Beach balls. Hooray.

01:53:54.140 --> 01:53:59.020
Hooray. Hooray. Hooray. Hooray. Hooray. Hooray.

01:54:04.000 --> 01:54:12.579
Hooray. Now, that's a good... No, not that specific.

01:54:12.619 --> 01:54:15.640
But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.

01:54:15.720 --> 01:54:18.659
Oh, he loved him, the good butthole. I told you

01:54:18.659 --> 01:54:20.960
not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never,

01:54:20.979 --> 01:54:23.279
verbulate that man's name in the house again.

01:54:23.699 --> 01:54:26.380
I don't think he said his name. Some of us were

01:54:26.380 --> 01:54:29.079
a little too busy banging to exchange business

01:54:29.079 --> 01:54:32.020
cards. And don't you go Facebook him on the iBox,

01:54:32.079 --> 01:54:33.920
neither. Sheriff says you raised him down hell

01:54:33.920 --> 01:54:36.500
down at the library. Yeah, you know I did. Oh,

01:54:36.500 --> 01:54:46.600
man. Oh, yeah. A real live robot? Or is that

01:54:46.600 --> 01:54:49.520
some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? Bite

01:54:49.520 --> 01:54:52.979
my shiny metal ass. It doesn't look so shiny

01:54:52.979 --> 01:54:56.380
to me. It's shinier than yours, meatbag. Oh!

01:55:27.279 --> 01:55:38.619
And that is that. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. It's

01:55:38.619 --> 01:55:46.500
time for Poppy in the morning. RyanHockeyRadio

01:55:46.500 --> 01:55:49.239
.com Poppy Hour will be right back. You probably

01:55:49.239 --> 01:56:01.829
had Taco Bell before. The semen was so big. As

01:56:01.829 --> 01:56:03.810
a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

01:56:03.810 --> 01:56:06.529
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

01:56:06.529 --> 01:56:09.210
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

01:56:09.470 --> 01:56:40.159
so stick around, folks. Blow the candles out

01:56:40.159 --> 01:57:03.480
Blow the candles out Blow the candles out We'll

01:57:03.480 --> 01:57:51.020
be right back. When I get done, she gon' bring

01:57:51.020 --> 01:58:24.039
me my cheddar Just got this bad new Gucci bag

01:58:24.039 --> 01:58:26.760
matchin' Gucci pumps Shoes matchin' the belt,

01:58:26.880 --> 01:58:29.479
skirt matchin' the blouse Chain matchin' the

01:58:29.479 --> 01:58:32.279
rank, yeah, I'm doin' my thing Got, got so many

01:58:32.279 --> 01:58:35.340
haters, why is so many hatin'? Sick like a mental

01:58:35.340 --> 01:58:37.680
patient, I floss like a dentist patient This

01:58:37.680 --> 01:58:39.920
shit testin' my patience, this shit workin' my

01:58:39.920 --> 01:58:42.319
nerves I'm gettin' spendin' that money like a

01:58:42.319 --> 01:58:44.779
church in the fair Let it on, get it, skin blowin',

01:58:44.779 --> 01:58:59.210
twistin' the wheels, it's like I'm a hood star

01:58:59.210 --> 01:59:01.510
and I'm partying like a rock star I'm better

01:59:01.510 --> 01:59:04.329
on lean, got my picture game meeting You can't

01:59:04.329 --> 01:59:06.850
upgrade me, mommy, I'm the boss, free to change

01:59:06.850 --> 01:59:09.649
I do it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do

01:59:09.649 --> 01:59:12.310
it like, I do it like I do it like, I do it like,

01:59:12.390 --> 01:59:45.170
I do it like I do it like my birthday, I do it

01:59:45.170 --> 01:59:54.250
like it hurts. Catch me on the dance floor, throwin'

01:59:54.250 --> 01:59:57.369
up my birthplace I'm an animal, I woke up on

01:59:57.369 --> 01:59:59.909
a Monday And subsequently, I ain't gonna sleep

01:59:59.909 --> 02:00:03.130
till it's Thursday Kiss a shot of Patron and

02:00:03.130 --> 02:00:06.050
blow a curvy Get a wood of juice, take a home

02:00:06.050 --> 02:00:09.369
on Thursday I'm a hurricane, mama, you can have

02:00:09.369 --> 02:00:12.010
it your way Or I can bring another Gucci, y 'all

02:00:12.010 --> 02:00:15.289
can do it her way This is a hotel room, do not

02:00:15.289 --> 02:00:26.069
disturb me That's how I'ma do it with my The

02:00:26.069 --> 02:00:32.010
hour will be right back. Oh, yeah. Let's go through

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me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but my buddies

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may have known me as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled

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as slow when I started school. Come to find out

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at the age of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.

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Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's

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is gonna save you. Pets on the street. Pets on

02:05:13.250 --> 02:05:16.090
the beat. If you wanna bounce, that's every point

02:05:16.090 --> 02:05:19.350
to me. My city shot time. Where I pull it down.

02:05:19.590 --> 02:05:22.170
Ain't no limit. Dropping beats about a pound.

02:05:22.289 --> 02:05:24.649
My balls out a lot. Cause you know I call the

02:05:24.649 --> 02:05:27.149
shots. Stacking paper like them baking sodas

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in the pot. We got the remix. We got the flow.

02:05:30.930 --> 02:05:34.510
We got them getting down on the floor. We got

02:05:34.510 --> 02:06:06.989
it. We got it. I ain't even drivin', I'm just

02:06:06.989 --> 02:06:09.649
fuckin' like Pippin' Slide off in the club, spend

02:06:09.649 --> 02:06:23.890
a minute in the 50s, don't fret, don't We got

02:06:23.890 --> 02:06:28.430
the rhythm, we got the flow We got them getting

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down on the floor We got the rhythm, we got the

02:06:32.869 --> 02:06:49.109
flow We got the rhythm, we got the flow Don't

02:06:49.109 --> 02:06:52.189
be puttin' no changes in my journey I want two

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hot liggas poundin' Smoke, jang, smoke, y 'all

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People say, smoke, jang, smoke, y 'all People

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say, then, all on the earth I don't need courage,

02:07:02.789 --> 02:07:06.050
speech all slurred Nothin' in my cup, shit, it's

02:07:06.050 --> 02:07:08.829
all good Y 'all hidin' the motherfucker makin'

02:07:08.829 --> 02:07:11.850
up words Lookin' like men, I like them light

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skin Two at a time, now I'm twinning twins, twins

02:07:15.229 --> 02:07:17.689
With Tony Gray, too, like a ray of Seagram's

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gin together in my glass like they all best friends.

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I can't walk. I, I, I. I can't talk. Broken from

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the day to the dawn. People all for square, but

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my goons don't pee. This drink's on you, all

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eyes on me. And niggas with me drinking dumb.

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Henny mix with Remy Ma. Party going all night.

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But we kick it, kick it hard. Niggas, they smoking.

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They be getting choked out. We be getting choked

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all like me. Mm -hmm. If you live in Florida

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or Maryland, Hi, we're going to come back and

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I'll be able to keep this party going. Hello

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again. It's your favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammerin'

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Hank. I may look normal, but the truth is, I

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have a condition known as autism. That's right,

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it's a condition, not a disease. The fact is,

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autism can strike anyone, regardless of who they

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are. People with autism normally have difficulties

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in verbal and nonverbal communication skills,

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social interactions, and leisure activities.

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In a recent study, people with autism are less

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likely to have a job homeless. I beat the odds

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by having loving friends and family, having a

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college education. I have even worked in the

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San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary personality

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for many years. Always remember that people with

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autism want the same things as you to be happy

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and successful. To find out more about autism,

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please contact your local mental health center

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or visit autismspeech .org. This is Cameron Hink

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and I appreciate your kindness. Drizzy, baby.

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You already know what it is. This is the first

02:10:26.409 --> 02:10:27.869
time I'm high. This is the first time I smoke

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in like three months. I'm sorry, mama. I had

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to do it to him. 40, I see you. Oh, I see you,

02:10:35.069 --> 02:10:39.489
homie. I stay late tonight, right? You know what

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happens when I stay late. Yeah. Boy wonder. I

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swear it's like this every single time. When

02:10:56.680 --> 02:10:58.920
shit be going right, well, I just flip into the

02:10:58.920 --> 02:11:01.359
wrong shit. The thing that I belong to, the artists

02:11:01.359 --> 02:11:03.699
I put on with. Don't ever ask for nothing, cause

02:11:03.699 --> 02:11:05.960
them niggas got their own shit. Knee and weave

02:11:05.960 --> 02:11:08.079
feel like a mouth full of hot peppers. Black

02:11:08.079 --> 02:11:10.260
Ferrari with the red seats. I call it playing

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checkers. I ain't never doing verses. I'm forever

02:11:12.579 --> 02:11:15.270
giving lectures. If you're trying to I'll be

02:11:15.270 --> 02:11:18.289
happy to connect ya Life is better than it's

02:11:18.289 --> 02:11:20.590
ever been Scheduling million dollar meetings

02:11:20.590 --> 02:11:23.050
with the president Someone cut the lights on,

02:11:23.210 --> 02:11:26.250
where is Thomas Edison? Got a new condo, watch

02:11:26.250 --> 02:11:29.909
me as I settle in I deserve an MTV show for me

02:11:29.909 --> 02:11:32.569
and my people And if you tryna zone, I got a

02:11:32.569 --> 02:11:35.210
whole swish of sweet food Rappers all liars and

02:11:35.210 --> 02:11:37.590
they women all deceitful Added to they subtract

02:11:37.590 --> 02:11:40.670
me, I'll never be your equal Last place Drizzy

02:11:40.670 --> 02:11:43.010
is the best The nigga in the lead now Weezy told

02:11:43.010 --> 02:11:45.250
me just write every single thing you need down

02:11:45.250 --> 02:11:47.750
Then he got it for me and I'm happy as can be

02:11:47.750 --> 02:11:50.289
now About to start balling like I'm coming off

02:11:50.289 --> 02:11:53.590
a rebound Yeah, and I should have the most bragging

02:11:53.590 --> 02:11:56.449
rights Because the niggas spit crack, bag it

02:11:56.449 --> 02:11:58.750
tight Hate when rappers say they trying to get

02:11:58.750 --> 02:12:00.989
their swagger right Cause I done came with more

02:12:00.989 --> 02:12:04.229
fire than a dragon fight You pussy ass hater,

02:12:04.229 --> 02:12:06.409
you should do you You ain't heard of me, then

02:12:06.409 --> 02:12:08.789
you should go and get a blues clue Oops, I mean

02:12:08.789 --> 02:12:12.010
a red clue Wayne's here too, bet he felt that

02:12:12.010 --> 02:12:15.130
like the end of a pool cue But I ain't bangin',

02:12:15.130 --> 02:12:18.390
I ain't wavin' no flag I'm ATF, but they ain't

02:12:18.390 --> 02:12:20.989
seein' no badge It's heartbreak, Drake, I hate

02:12:20.989 --> 02:12:23.909
to see him so sad I could sun you, see a little

02:12:23.909 --> 02:12:26.590
me in your dad I'm the same yellow boy that used

02:12:26.590 --> 02:12:28.729
to play up on the grass Seekin' pocket twenty

02:12:28.729 --> 02:12:31.649
thousand to be anywhere they ask me Cash like

02:12:31.649 --> 02:12:35.229
Johnny, banks like Ashley Burnin' like a Camelite,

02:12:35.289 --> 02:12:39.689
stupid hoe, ask me Ask me shit about me. And

02:12:39.689 --> 02:12:42.569
know the game really ain't shit without me. She

02:12:42.569 --> 02:12:44.890
might have to pay me, but I dick her down free.

02:12:45.029 --> 02:12:47.069
Wanna know if it's the truth, then pull the zipper

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down and see. This is my promise. I'ma bring

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that barrel to them bitches' eyeliners. And what

02:13:05.289 --> 02:13:09.590
I make I pick the buck up and buck buck then

02:13:09.590 --> 02:13:12.050
buck buck again I would buck buck your friend

02:13:12.050 --> 02:13:14.810
then suck up her twin I put the buck up to him

02:13:14.810 --> 02:13:17.630
then buck buck and buck buck and buck buck again

02:13:17.630 --> 02:13:20.970
Suck nut you don't fuck your unloving kin Now

02:13:20.970 --> 02:13:24.189
don't rub it in like Louverderm on a new tattoo

02:13:24.189 --> 02:13:27.689
I had to kick my princess up off my casso Dad

02:13:27.689 --> 02:13:30.850
who never had that dude always had a black tooth

02:13:30.850 --> 02:13:33.250
Even when I was at school Cause bullies aren't

02:13:33.250 --> 02:13:35.649
bulletproof. Red's called hoodie too. Probably

02:13:35.649 --> 02:13:37.909
ain't as good as you. Stupid motherfucker. The

02:13:37.909 --> 02:13:40.170
only thing in the hood is you. I do everything

02:13:40.170 --> 02:13:42.810
good as you know. I do everything better. I get

02:13:42.810 --> 02:13:46.029
paid for every letter. A, B, C, etc. Fetch a

02:13:46.029 --> 02:13:49.390
bone. Like a dog motherfucker. I am gone for

02:13:49.390 --> 02:13:51.989
your neck. Intercept. Intercept. Bring it back.

02:13:52.090 --> 02:13:54.789
Like work in the trunk. And my ex is coming up.

02:13:54.810 --> 02:13:57.729
Yeah, I am headed to the butt like. Butt, butt

02:13:57.729 --> 02:14:01.289
again. Might fly to L .A. and just fuck Corinne.

02:14:01.289 --> 02:14:24.109
Nah, fuck. I probably just spit on the chick

02:14:24.109 --> 02:14:27.989
you want me with Only like I'm only thick and

02:14:27.989 --> 02:14:30.210
I own hip hop. If you don't spit, I'm going to

02:14:30.210 --> 02:14:33.010
be thick. And I just sold a lot of property to

02:14:33.010 --> 02:14:35.250
a buyer. And I think his name was kind of like

02:14:35.250 --> 02:14:37.729
Drake, Drizzy Rogers. Or Drizzy Drake Rogers.

02:14:37.909 --> 02:14:39.829
I'm too busy to play father. And when it comes

02:14:39.829 --> 02:14:42.090
to that game, I'm too willing to play harder.

02:14:42.090 --> 02:14:46.569
So harder I do. There he go. They check MVP when

02:14:46.569 --> 02:14:50.510
I shoot a free throw. CEO. Jazz, what they do.

02:14:50.729 --> 02:14:53.180
The haters on that. Facing in their ass is a

02:14:53.180 --> 02:14:57.239
shoe, faster than you, badder than you, radder

02:14:57.239 --> 02:15:00.560
than you, etc. I told you I get beat by the letter

02:15:00.560 --> 02:15:06.020
like A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N,

02:15:06.020 --> 02:15:11.500
O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z, Z, Z, Z,

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Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z, Z. How long can he

02:15:18.210 --> 02:15:20.649
cook, though? Wondering when he stop. Bitch,

02:15:20.649 --> 02:15:24.170
when I be stop. So I'ma keep rockin' to the sheet

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rock. Bend in the heat. I send burnt skin. The

02:15:27.989 --> 02:15:38.520
end. Young Moolah, baby. Pops a joker playing

02:15:38.520 --> 02:15:40.840
cool breaks. Hoppy's hour almost done. Feels

02:15:40.840 --> 02:15:43.359
like robbery in banks. Ryan Hoppy on the mic.

02:15:43.420 --> 02:15:45.800
Dropping wisdom through streams. Syndicated sorrow.

02:15:45.920 --> 02:15:48.439
Now it's time to shatter dreams. Oh, the Hoppy

02:15:48.439 --> 02:15:51.859
album's coming to a close. Radio gigs made it

02:15:51.859 --> 02:15:55.119
like a Wilson pose. Laughter and joy dissolving

02:15:55.119 --> 02:15:57.859
in the air. But we keep the rhythm. Oh, life's

02:15:57.859 --> 02:16:07.949
just so unfair. After school and gym, eardrums

02:16:07.949 --> 02:16:10.649
mix and hoppy like fingers without rings. VHX

02:16:10.649 --> 02:16:13.390
to FM, shoutouts hit the street. As soon as sound

02:16:13.390 --> 02:16:15.989
will vanish like shadows in the heat. Oh, the

02:16:15.989 --> 02:16:19.310
happy hour is coming to a close. Radio waves

02:16:19.310 --> 02:16:22.010
fading like a wilting rose. Laughter and joy

02:16:22.010 --> 02:16:24.850
dissolving in the air. But we'll keep the rhythm.

02:16:25.010 --> 02:16:44.530
Oh, life's just so unfair. Oh, the happy hour

02:16:44.530 --> 02:16:47.930
is coming to a close. Radio waves fading like

02:16:47.930 --> 02:16:51.090
a wilson rose. Laughter and joy dissolving in

02:16:51.090 --> 02:17:08.420
the air of hope. Like clockwork to a show Now

02:17:08.420 --> 02:17:10.899
it's time to face the silence Like a TV on snow

02:17:10.899 --> 02:17:13.719
Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor so divine

02:17:13.719 --> 02:17:16.399
The void left in our hearts Wider than a canyon

02:17:16.399 --> 02:17:24.979
line Line Empty speakers silencied But coming

02:17:24.979 --> 02:17:27.340
to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping Round

02:17:27.340 --> 02:17:30.260
a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs He's our

02:17:30.260 --> 02:17:32.920
daily grind Now silence louder Than the thoughts

02:17:32.920 --> 02:17:40.350
we can't rewind Oh, the Hoppy hour is Laughter

02:17:40.350 --> 02:17:43.049
and joy, dissolving in the air, but we'll keep

02:17:43.049 --> 02:17:46.270
the rhythm Oh, life's just so unfair I'll be

02:17:46.270 --> 02:17:49.690
alright, coming to a close Radio waves, we're

02:17:49.690 --> 02:17:52.969
like a lost rose Laughter and joy, dissolving

02:17:52.969 --> 02:17:55.770
in the air, but we'll keep the rhythm Oh, life's

02:17:55.770 --> 02:18:16.940
just so unfair And like that, he's gone. He probably

02:18:16.940 --> 02:18:20.299
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

02:18:20.639 --> 02:18:25.219
all I smell is poop. I'll kick you in the nuts

02:18:25.219 --> 02:18:30.159
and we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.

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Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes

02:18:54.049 --> 02:18:58.110
our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless

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America. Door is closing.