Hoppe Saturday! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.8.26)

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. Oh, what's going on with Chipotle?

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I love Chipotle. It's my absolute favorite fast

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food. But every two years, the bill goes freaking

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up. I have to get a large queso and double meat.

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To fill me up, it's now $30. And karma's hitting

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them. Now to the fast food chain Chipotle, pulling

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jalapeno peppers at some of its locations over

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concerns of possible salmonella contamination.

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Oh yeah, I thought they did such a good job of

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being clean. Listen, Chipotle jumped the shark.

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It takes itself way too seriously. What do I

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mean by that? There is this thing that Chipotle

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does. where they think they are indestructible.

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I can get actual authentic Mexican for $15 when

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yours is $30. Kiss my ass. And then you got Salmonella.

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You all douchebags. There was another thing they

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had 11 years ago. Remember when people were getting

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sick? Elizabeth Schulze has those details. Good

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morning, Elizabeth. Good morning, Robin. This

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is another concerning headline about the safety

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of our food. Health officials are now investigating

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a salmonella outbreak possibly linked to jalapenos

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served at Chipotle restaurants in multiple states.

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We don't know all the states yet, but Minnesota's

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health department is reporting 110 cases. They

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say most people got sick after eating at Chipotle

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from mid -June to mid -July. Yeah, I'm glad I

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didn't go. Mm -hmm. I will say that is not food

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you give with your girl. She'll just be farting.

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And other Mexican -style restaurants are also

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under investigation. I just don't like how the

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Chipotle CEO gaslit us into like, oh, we give

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you double meat, we got affordable prices. And

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then had the leaked audio of him saying that

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they're trying to, you know, have food for people

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that make six figures. So you're screwing over

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the middle class that want to have good food.

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Go fuck yourself. Chipotle says it removed jalapenos

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from all the restaurants where they've been distributed.

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I don't even like jalapenos. It's too spicy.

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And replaced them with products from different

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growers. Whatever. Forget about your jalapeno.

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Lower your prices, you douchebags. Now to McDonald's

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reporting slowing sales. Who goes to McDonald's?

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Listen, I tell everybody this. If McDonald's

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to fill up a tall guy like me, 6 '9", is going

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to be 18 bucks, do I really want to get a stomachache

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at 8 o 'clock at night? Or spend 18 to 20 bucks?

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and go to the deli at Publix or whatever grocery

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store is in the city you're listening to this

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show in. We have 70 countries that listen to

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the show. So I'm saying wherever you are, would

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you rather have food that you can have as leftovers?

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Like last night I bought meatballs and mashed

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potatoes and then some ribs for about $22 and

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I have leftover meatballs and mashed potatoes.

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There is no point to go to McDonald's. I'm a

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millennial. I'm a 90s baby. The only time McDonald's

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was cool was the dollar menu. as it attempts...

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And no, I don't want to use your app. To me,

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McDonald's is spur of the moment. Nothing else

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is open. ...to serve cost -conscious consumers

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who fail to meet expectations. Yeah, it's terrible.

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They make you think it's a deal. Like, ooh, you

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get a single, not even a double cheeseburger,

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a single burger and a small fry and a Coke for

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$5. Yippee -ki -yay. In 2009, that was... $5

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would have been three McDoubles. Actually, if

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you would have had a $5 bill in 2009 and then

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had like 75 cents, you could literally get a

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whole meal. Man, I am glad I grew up when I did.

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Elizabeth Schulze is back with those details.

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Good morning again, Elizabeth. Good morning.

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What up, baby girl? Again, Robin, McDonald's

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is warning about what it calls a challenging

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consumer environment. Yeah, it's called karma

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for being overpriced. And terrible. And terrible

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food. Restaurants from April through June grow

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at the slowest pace in more than a year. And

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all the boomers are like... Fast food giant had

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rolled out this big slate of deals. Yeah, trust

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me, nobody wants premium prices for crappy food.

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To try to attract diners who are frustrated with

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high prices. Think about it, I went on a date

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on Saturday and I paid for the meal and it was

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at Chili's, real baller. And the meal altogether

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was about $35 for two, three for 11. And I had

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leftovers, a freaking burger, a dip trio, she

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got a salad. If we would have gone to McDonald's,

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It would have been the same price. Because for

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me, it's about $15, $16. Let's say... Kiss my

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ass, McDonald's. Kiss my ass. That's how I feel

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about you. Lower your prices, you douchebags.

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Here is Ty Johnson, who's on the Craig Cardin

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Show, talking about how he doesn't like that

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politics has gotten involved in the WNBA. The

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WNBA is so stupid. They had this brilliant chance

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with Kaylin Clark and Angel Reese and Sophie

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Cunningham and all these girls. I forget the

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one that's the model, but you have all these

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players that are household names, Ajaya Wilson,

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all these people, and all you talk about is politics.

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You finally have the spotlight on your league.

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I don't think it's political. To me, it ends

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up being more of identity politics in the worst

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kind of way. And what I mean is, I remember saying

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recently that I prefer Paige Beckers. I like

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Paige Beckers, a white girl. And there's a reason

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I bring up white girl over the current golden

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child of the league, right? And I said, I like

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Paige Beckers, who's a white girl. And then people,

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only thing they heard was, I love Caitlyn Clark

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and they call me racist. That's the ridiculous

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part. There has been race. There has been all

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this phobia that's surrounding the league. I

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just want to watch basketball. I literally watched

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the premiere of the WNBA in 1998, but with Caitlyn

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Clark two years ago. And it's just women bringing

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down women. And women go, oh, man. No, you bring

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yourself down. They said you hate white people.

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I go, the player I said I like is also white.

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That's the problem is people hear what they want

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to hear because they're scumbags. Why is like,

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and I think what has happened is because the

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best player, scratch that, fall for the best

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player, because the most popular player was a

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Midwestern white girl. All right, I'm done. Whatever.

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I do think he was the best player, but whatever.

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Who cares? We're all going to die. It doesn't

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matter. I just think it's funny how the WNBA

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is like, we want to be taken seriously. And then

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they just bring each other down. Kind of like

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women in radio. Sophie Cunningham, of course,

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says all the things about trans athletes. And

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then doesn't take any accountability for her

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words. You can't be saying outlandish opinions

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and just blah, blah, blah. And then say this

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right here. I think that there's so much good

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going on in the WNBA. No, there's not. There's

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potential good. Don't even know if that made

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sense. But there's potential for it to be good.

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But you guys got to accept that Kalen Clark's

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the best. You guys got to stop having jealousy.

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It's so infuriating. It's unlikable. I think

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that basketball's being played at the highest

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level it's ever been. Think about it. The WNBA

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before 2024 was never talked about. Now it's

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a household name, but it's known for women bringing

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down women and being political. I think our team

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in specific, we are breaking history right now

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with the amount of points that we're scoring

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on back -to -back -to -back -to -back -to -back

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games. Riveting. Good for you. I think the Minnesota

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game, there's just so much distraction. I think

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the WNBA media, all we ever do is cover everything

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except basketball. Because you're the one that

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started the topic about trans athletes and all

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the controversial things you say in your podcast.

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Now, is an opinion controversial? No, but you're

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not talking and recapping the game. You're talking

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smack. Yes, you defend Kalen. That's fine. But

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you can't be saying all these outlandish opinions

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and separating the whole freaking country and

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then going, well, I just want to talk about basketball.

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And it's like, what are we doing? There's so

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much. Shut up. We can talk about other things.

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I'm sick of you. I don't even want to hear any

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more from you. I'll let you talk a little more.

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But you're just blah, blah, blah. Take accountability.

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Go, yo, I took an L. I made it too political.

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Let's focus on basketball. But no, you don't

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take any accountability. Those are great stories.

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I think it shows fans, you know, who people are

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outside of the court. But I also think we've

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got to keep the main thing the main thing. The

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main thing is playing basketball and not being

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political. As Michael Jordan, the GOAT, says.

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Republicans buy shoes or whatever it was. But

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whatever. Let's just be stupid. No wonder the

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NBA has to pay your bills every year. You're

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all a bunch of morons. The WNBA is like, we want

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to be taking everything. And then they just bring

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each other down. Mm -hmm. Kind of like women

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in radio. Oh, what is our sweet Aaron Rodgers

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doing? Mm -hmm. What kind of view this year versus

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maybe the years that have passed? I'm going to

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plead the fifth. Okay. Not funny. I like Pat

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McAfee, but his friendship with Aaron Rodgers

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gives him... You know how on that show, what

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was it, Party My Take or whatever, around the

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horn, whichever one where they had the points

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and Tony Reale would give you two points if you

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had a good point or he would give you negative

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points if you had a bad point? Yeah, that's how

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I feel about Pat McAfee hanging out with Aaron

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Rodgers. A negative two points. I love that guy.

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I like that absolute coward Tony Reale. Absolute

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coward. He's just such a twat. Dr. Fauci's attorney

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is telling Aaron Rodgers to shut up and dribble.

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Unlike Babcock, and this is a minute with Mike.

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Oh, yeah. David Shurtler, one of Anthony Fauci's

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attorneys. Yeah, you know the one that told him

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to not say anything because he's a douchebag?

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No, listen, I don't want you to think that because

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I'm ripping into Aaron Rodgers that I like Tony

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Fauci. I think he's a scumbag. Woody Fauci can

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be a scumbag. And so can Aaron Rodgers. In fact,

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the guy who was actually kicked out of the Senate

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hearing just a couple of days ago on Capitol

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Hill is clapping back at Aaron Rodgers. Oh yeah,

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clapping back. I wonder if Fauci ever made some

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cheeks clap or his cheeks got clamped. Kept it

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short and sweet, but he went right at the four

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-time NFL MVP. Aaron Rodgers doesn't know what

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he's talking about. He should stick to football.

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Here's the thing. Didn't the left get mad at

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LeBron when the Republicans were telling him

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to stick to basketball? You're doing the same

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thing. This is why politics is phony. You're

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all a bunch of scumbags. We all know. Fauci has

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that little bitch slap face. So Fauci says, just

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throw touchdown passes. Don't worry about what's

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happening in the medical community. Oh yeah,

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what up? What's happening? This is Hoppy Hour.

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I am your host. All right. Hoppy. Oh, geez. And

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now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on

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Fresno's Hot 97 .7. If the movie Project X was

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a radio show, it would be Hoppy Hour with Ryan

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Hoppy. All kids out of the pool for adult swim.

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All kids out. FM DJs, your morning show prep

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begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. And those

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are his good qualities. A sick person with a

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powerful tool. On three! You ready? One, two,

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three, go! Welcome to... Door is closing. Hi,

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this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening

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to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm

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-hmm. With Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? No, no,

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no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the whole

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program's gonna start. Okay, wait. All right.

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The semen was so big. And now something completely

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different. It's not lacking any meat. And that's

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what real women need. Stop cussing. Hoppy Hour

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starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This

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is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. We the man, we flyin'

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Hey, oh, BBE Hey, oh, BBE Hey, oh, BBE Oh, yeah,

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mm, mm Oh, what is it? Ah, yeah, last night I

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can't play too much of this. It's a copyright,

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but I think I'm fine. Oh, yeah, last night I

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saw Toy Story 5. About, I would say, seven weeks

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later, and I had the movie theater to myself.

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It was delightful. Ah, remember this level? Ellies

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and goalies in a Toy Story 2 game? I do. Because

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I used to play this game. Mm -hmm. Aw, man. I'm

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telling you, since I was a kid growing up, I

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loved Toy Story. Why? Because until about 2006,

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all we really had was DVDs and VHSes. So I had

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a Toy Story 1. Mm -hmm. And a Toy Story 2. So

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last night, I went to see it and I was on a date.

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And now, first of all, ladies and gentlemen,

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I got to the movie theater in Seminole, Florida.

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And who would have thought that a movie that's

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been out for seven weeks would be sold out. So

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then we went like 30 minutes down the road, went

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to the Newport Ranchi Theater. And we went to

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five guys. And the movie is great. Although the

00:16:47.279 --> 00:16:51.000
movie, first of all, if you're going to a matinee

00:16:51.000 --> 00:16:53.779
film at like nine o 'clock, just get there at

00:16:53.779 --> 00:17:00.220
929. Commercials aren't even good anymore. All

00:17:00.220 --> 00:17:03.460
it is is, oh my God, here's Tom Holland being

00:17:03.460 --> 00:17:05.960
interviewed by some awful broad of an interviewer.

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Here's the latest Mountain Dew commercial. Here's

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the latest Super Trooper Street little clip.

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How frickin' riveting. But the movie itself,

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phenomenal. About social media and an iPad. And

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without giving too much away, I feel like the

00:17:34.640 --> 00:17:38.180
girl Lily. No, I'm not identifying as a woman,

00:17:38.240 --> 00:17:40.000
don't worry, even though that'd be fine if I

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didn't. Now, Maury Tuff, it's one of those things

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where she's addicted to social media, and then

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the best part is in the movie, there's a group

00:17:51.539 --> 00:17:53.660
chat that talks bad about her, and I'm like,

00:17:53.680 --> 00:17:58.519
it's just like that douchebag Dennis in the Cabo

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community. One could say I could relate to the

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movie. It was the best one they've had probably

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since 2000 when Toy Story 2 came out. Because

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3 and 4 were cool, but they just were a night.

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Sporky made an appearance. But not that long

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of an appearance. I recommend seeing it. Oh,

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we have so much going on. So yesterday. Let me

00:18:27.880 --> 00:18:44.059
turn this off. Let's hear it play out. Yeah,

00:18:44.059 --> 00:18:57.369
so yesterday was my day off. And I had the worst

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frickin' first world problem day ever. I don't

00:19:04.130 --> 00:19:08.650
even know where to begin. First of all, I get

00:19:08.650 --> 00:19:15.730
paid. So what do I do? I go and I buy a vape.

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Not nicotine. And I'm a little man. There we

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go. Just come out and hang. But this woman there

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was being really annoying, so I just leave my

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woman there. So I go home to swim some laps.

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And I lose the vape on some freaking arm. Then

00:19:38.869 --> 00:19:42.130
I end up finding her, but that worked out. But

00:19:42.130 --> 00:19:45.970
it was my manic bipolar! I was off the wall,

00:19:46.029 --> 00:19:56.059
man. And the thing is, we need to discuss. Okay,

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first of all, leave me a voice note. 856 -49

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-HAPPY. Is there anybody else that has an iPhone

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15 Plus? Is there anybody else noticing your

00:20:08.940 --> 00:20:12.680
phone beginning to get a little older? Death,

00:20:12.740 --> 00:20:17.240
taxes, and Apple products lasting more or less

00:20:17.240 --> 00:20:25.019
than two years is what's guaranteed. I had the

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Tozo headphones, which is a great brand. I thought

00:20:28.059 --> 00:20:30.980
it was. One of those little, you know, the paddings

00:20:30.980 --> 00:20:35.000
that makes it comfortable in your ear. Well,

00:20:35.119 --> 00:20:37.359
it fell out. So I was like, you know what? These

00:20:37.359 --> 00:20:39.440
Tozo headphones are doing this irritating thing

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where it says it's at like 75 % percentage charged

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up and then it dies. I go, if you're about 5%,

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just be honest with me. You're like women. I'm

00:20:49.400 --> 00:20:51.640
just kidding. But I'm saying, if you're at...

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5 %? Just tell me. Don't say you're at 80 % and

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then it's dying when I'm working at a comic bar.

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Speaking of my volume and my voice, I heard that

00:21:02.039 --> 00:21:04.079
people at work can sometimes hear my podcast.

00:21:06.380 --> 00:21:10.019
So embarrassing. But I mean, I am an obnoxious

00:21:10.019 --> 00:21:14.799
little guy. So, I get these Tozo headphones.

00:21:14.920 --> 00:21:20.539
I'm so excited. It's 10 .30 a .m. and I'm waking

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up. And it only works in one ear. And only one

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of the ears does it work. So guess what, ladies

00:21:37.900 --> 00:21:44.059
and gentlemen, all boys and girls. I, um, last

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night on my date, I go. to a five below right

00:21:49.910 --> 00:21:53.529
next to the Regal little movie theater. Oh, there,

00:21:53.730 --> 00:22:00.569
Newport Ritchie. And you know what happens? There's

00:22:00.569 --> 00:22:02.710
a five below right next door. So me and my dad,

00:22:02.849 --> 00:22:05.589
we go in, we get some candy. She sneaks it in

00:22:05.589 --> 00:22:10.329
her big ass purse. Along with her big ass. And

00:22:10.329 --> 00:22:13.710
I see these Bluetooth headphones and they're

00:22:13.710 --> 00:22:15.390
pretty cool. Let me look at the brand. It's got

00:22:15.390 --> 00:22:18.789
a B on it. I know that really helps. It seems

00:22:18.789 --> 00:22:21.549
to be Bitek. They got them right here. Let me

00:22:21.549 --> 00:22:23.170
open this up. They're fucking hard to open up.

00:22:23.890 --> 00:22:30.029
Jesus Christ. You hear us? Yeah? Those are our

00:22:30.029 --> 00:22:33.309
headphones. So she's driving to the movie theater.

00:22:35.430 --> 00:22:40.029
How did it go? Oh, yeah. So the Five Below was

00:22:40.029 --> 00:22:41.769
at the first movie theater we went to, not the

00:22:41.769 --> 00:22:44.089
second one. Sorry. So we're driving to Five,

00:22:44.190 --> 00:22:47.259
guys. And I'm trying out the headphones. And

00:22:47.259 --> 00:22:49.559
of course, the second pair of headphones I buy,

00:22:49.700 --> 00:22:56.400
it only works in one ear. You know what I mean?

00:23:00.740 --> 00:23:05.819
So then I check my laptop. And both of the headphones

00:23:05.819 --> 00:23:13.039
only work in one ear. All right, I'll stop doing

00:23:13.039 --> 00:23:20.240
this. So, I have a conspiracy. I'm wondering.

00:23:20.599 --> 00:23:22.359
Now, leave me a voice now. Tell me if you've

00:23:22.359 --> 00:23:28.859
had this experience. 856 -49 -HOPPY. H -O -P

00:23:28.859 --> 00:23:33.339
-P -E, not H -O -P -P -Y. It's 856 -546 -993.

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Has this happened to you? Do you think there

00:23:36.119 --> 00:23:40.839
might be a thing going on? where I don't know

00:23:40.839 --> 00:23:43.099
how to say it. Do you think if you don't buy

00:23:43.099 --> 00:23:46.779
natural AirPods that they're like kind of training

00:23:46.779 --> 00:23:48.759
the phone to only work in one ear so then you

00:23:48.759 --> 00:23:52.180
buy their product? I don't know. I'm not much

00:23:52.180 --> 00:23:54.339
of a conspiracy theorist, but it's something

00:23:54.339 --> 00:23:58.039
I'm wondering. It's something I'm beginning to

00:23:58.039 --> 00:24:04.180
debate. It just seems very plausible. Doesn't

00:24:04.180 --> 00:24:08.410
seem out of the norm. Um, there's this thing

00:24:08.410 --> 00:24:14.190
I do. I swear I don't have Asperger's. Where,

00:24:14.190 --> 00:24:17.049
um, when I'm really pumped up at a carbon bar

00:24:17.049 --> 00:24:19.269
and I'm making something, I go, I rub my hands

00:24:19.269 --> 00:24:21.190
together. I got it from my dad. He used to rub

00:24:21.190 --> 00:24:23.569
his hands to pump himself up before going jogging

00:24:23.569 --> 00:24:27.269
in five degree weather. And he would go, well,

00:24:27.349 --> 00:24:29.309
every time I'm pumped up and I make a video,

00:24:29.490 --> 00:24:33.970
I go like this. And everybody looks at me like

00:24:33.970 --> 00:24:37.059
I'm very strange. Why are they looking at me?

00:24:37.140 --> 00:24:42.700
Because I'm. I am strange. That's why. I am.

00:24:42.980 --> 00:24:47.640
I want to give some advice out there. Now people

00:24:47.640 --> 00:24:52.180
can take it. Or they can leave it. I don't really

00:24:52.180 --> 00:24:58.700
give a fucking shit. But. Not every podcast.

00:25:01.220 --> 00:25:04.140
Needs to be filmed. We're going to be honest

00:25:04.140 --> 00:25:13.730
here. Not everybody is Brad Pitt. Not everybody.

00:25:14.049 --> 00:25:15.890
I mean, that's such an old boomer reference.

00:25:15.990 --> 00:25:17.589
But you know what I mean? Not everybody is Jacob

00:25:17.589 --> 00:25:24.069
Elordi. Not everybody is Glenn Powell. Scooter

00:25:24.069 --> 00:25:27.990
Braun. I'm just naming everybody that's Eskimo

00:25:27.990 --> 00:25:32.849
Brothers with Sidney Sweeney. But what I'm saying

00:25:32.849 --> 00:25:35.319
to you. I see some of these podcasts and these

00:25:35.319 --> 00:25:40.420
guys just look like such slaps. Now, you might

00:25:40.420 --> 00:25:42.640
be taking offense to this, but just realize,

00:25:42.880 --> 00:25:46.279
why do you think I don't film this show? Because

00:25:46.279 --> 00:25:50.420
I'm a slap. Y 'all need to see me when I look

00:25:50.420 --> 00:25:54.440
raggy. Jackasses used to do screenshots because

00:25:54.440 --> 00:25:56.400
anybody can look hideous when they're talking.

00:25:56.619 --> 00:25:59.420
If you make a five -minute video, 37 seconds

00:25:59.420 --> 00:26:04.259
in, you can look like an idiot. I remember the

00:26:04.259 --> 00:26:08.099
Bubba Army used to do that to Anna. Her mouth

00:26:08.099 --> 00:26:13.539
would be wide open. Going down on Blitz. I'm

00:26:13.539 --> 00:26:18.440
kidding. 8 -5 -6. 49 hopping. But this is sincere

00:26:18.440 --> 00:26:20.640
advice. If you're ugly and you want to be on

00:26:20.640 --> 00:26:26.299
camera, whatever. But there is something I have

00:26:26.299 --> 00:26:30.859
to warn you people about. Radio is in a very

00:26:30.859 --> 00:26:34.650
dire state. To say that radio is in a dire state

00:26:34.650 --> 00:26:40.410
is not saying enough. But you know what the problem

00:26:40.410 --> 00:26:45.950
is? There's a major problem. The radio show.

00:26:45.990 --> 00:26:49.410
Now, if your radio show is number one, 18 to

00:26:49.410 --> 00:26:52.109
34 adults and you're in 25 to 54 and you're kicking

00:26:52.109 --> 00:26:57.269
ass and you don't podcast your show, then this

00:26:57.269 --> 00:27:01.509
does not apply to you. But ladies and gentlemen,

00:27:01.509 --> 00:27:04.529
boys and girls, if you're doing a radio show

00:27:04.529 --> 00:27:07.230
and you talk, let's say between 50 minutes a

00:27:07.230 --> 00:27:09.710
show, like some podcasts are two hours, two and

00:27:09.710 --> 00:27:14.589
a half hours, like MJ or anybody. But if you're

00:27:14.589 --> 00:27:18.650
doing a radio show and you're getting middle

00:27:18.650 --> 00:27:24.109
of the road results and you're not podcasting

00:27:24.109 --> 00:27:27.190
the show and you're wondering why podcasts like

00:27:27.190 --> 00:27:31.750
Joe Rogan. Okay, story time or bad friends is

00:27:31.750 --> 00:27:34.250
kicking your ass. That's because you're not accessible

00:27:34.250 --> 00:27:38.950
online. I know a few podcasts and radio shows

00:27:38.950 --> 00:27:42.490
that are really good that don't post. And then

00:27:42.490 --> 00:27:44.390
they're like, why are we not, you know, kicking

00:27:44.390 --> 00:27:48.890
ass? It takes two seconds to make a Podbean account

00:27:48.890 --> 00:28:00.019
or RSS. I'm taking a sip of that Mountain Dew,

00:28:00.099 --> 00:28:10.559
baby. Oh, yeah. I'm just saying no. In all sincerity.

00:28:14.059 --> 00:28:15.480
Telling you, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

00:28:15.660 --> 00:28:18.180
I don't ever want to hear a radio show go, why

00:28:18.180 --> 00:28:22.400
are we not kicking it? And you're not, you know,

00:28:22.400 --> 00:28:26.230
posting the whole show. I saw this really annoying

00:28:26.230 --> 00:28:29.309
broad on TikTok like to say that she was annoying.

00:28:29.569 --> 00:28:34.109
It's an understatement. Let me see. Let me see

00:28:34.109 --> 00:28:40.410
on my TikTok. TikTok. Like Kesha said, let's

00:28:40.410 --> 00:28:43.750
see if she responded to me on TikTok. She did

00:28:43.750 --> 00:28:51.730
not. This is annoying broad on TikTok. She did

00:28:51.730 --> 00:28:55.279
this thing. You know, No, she didn't. She was

00:28:55.279 --> 00:28:58.740
posting about, oh my God, it takes a little long

00:28:58.740 --> 00:29:03.160
for them to make my pub subs. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

00:29:03.160 --> 00:29:08.819
shut up. You're annoying. I commented, hey, why

00:29:08.819 --> 00:29:11.160
don't you work a shift in the Publix deli and

00:29:11.160 --> 00:29:14.019
come back and tell us what you think? And she

00:29:14.019 --> 00:29:18.039
didn't reply. She's a coward. Mm -hmm. Happy

00:29:18.039 --> 00:29:31.769
hour. Happy hour. Happy hour. Please. Ryan Hoppy

00:29:31.769 --> 00:29:34.849
Radio dot com. The hour will be right back. You

00:29:34.849 --> 00:29:37.650
probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're

00:29:37.650 --> 00:29:43.130
going outside, all I smell is poop. We also need

00:29:43.130 --> 00:29:45.609
to be affectionate. And you can see that with

00:29:45.609 --> 00:29:48.990
Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot of

00:29:48.990 --> 00:29:53.349
touching, kissing, even fisting. And we'll call

00:29:53.349 --> 00:29:57.910
it a day. The semen was so big. It's not lacking

00:29:57.910 --> 00:30:02.380
any meat. And that's what real women need. That's

00:30:02.380 --> 00:30:06.180
it. Bushing. Stop cussing. As a reminder, if

00:30:06.180 --> 00:30:08.259
you don't feel like listening to this next song,

00:30:08.460 --> 00:30:11.019
you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy

00:30:11.019 --> 00:30:13.619
Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick around,

00:30:13.740 --> 00:30:17.819
folks. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be

00:30:17.819 --> 00:30:33.059
right back. Hoppy Hour. Every day my weekend,

00:30:33.700 --> 00:30:39.640
man I ballin', man I ballin' Every day my weekend,

00:30:40.420 --> 00:30:45.380
we gon' ballin', we gon' ballin' Man, every day

00:30:45.380 --> 00:30:48.599
my weekend, hoes I be freakin' Blame it make

00:30:48.599 --> 00:30:51.640
you rain, but drop, leave you leakin' Nigga,

00:30:51.640 --> 00:30:54.700
I'm just light skin, I ain't Puerto Rican Michael

00:30:54.700 --> 00:30:58.420
Jackson, PC, my ice to rock is Christmas I'm

00:30:58.420 --> 00:31:01.660
a lazy, come out with partagin' Bitch, I'm the

00:31:01.660 --> 00:31:04.160
boss, so they think that I'm a rabin' Yeah, I'm

00:31:04.160 --> 00:31:06.819
tokin' like the Taliban, tools from Afghanistan

00:31:06.819 --> 00:31:09.839
My car sits so high, don't stop, no bitch, I

00:31:09.839 --> 00:31:12.839
land And all this ain't juice, man, but I'm on

00:31:12.839 --> 00:31:15.500
that juice, man Give me five bottles of that

00:31:15.500 --> 00:31:18.059
goose, I get a loose man For real, baby, you

00:31:18.059 --> 00:31:21.000
playin', do that on the handstand I do this shit

00:31:21.000 --> 00:31:24.019
every day, ballin' to my plan Yeah, ballin',

00:31:24.019 --> 00:31:26.380
that's my 9 to 5, me and Spock, it's you and

00:31:26.380 --> 00:31:32.880
I Versus nigga, you feel sweet like Hershey's

00:31:32.880 --> 00:31:36.039
Even in between, your girl foul as me Surprised?

00:32:57.779 --> 00:33:22.740
We'll see you next time. My mouth sick of tongue

00:33:22.740 --> 00:33:25.880
out Four hours later Fucked us all I was like

00:33:25.880 --> 00:33:29.119
wow Y 'all got milk money Bitch nigga I'ma cash

00:33:29.119 --> 00:33:32.619
out Everyday my weekend Livin' life on a fastball

00:33:32.619 --> 00:33:38.680
Everyday my weekend Everyday my weekend Everyday

00:33:38.680 --> 00:34:21.070
my weekend Everyday my weekend Oh, yeah. You

00:34:21.070 --> 00:34:26.750
got 32 days until the NFL regular season begins.

00:34:31.230 --> 00:34:35.449
Oh, doesn't this music just get you excited?

00:34:38.030 --> 00:34:42.710
Um, it's really sad. It's not official, but this

00:34:42.710 --> 00:34:46.710
would be dumb on CBS's part. But they might be

00:34:46.710 --> 00:34:50.909
releasing Tony Romo after his D .O .I. But Jim,

00:34:51.090 --> 00:34:56.730
I'm sorry. But Jim, I didn't mean to do it. But

00:34:56.730 --> 00:35:02.030
Jim, I just made a mistake. But Jim, I just drove

00:35:02.030 --> 00:35:06.309
into double coverage. But Jim, I just wasn't

00:35:06.309 --> 00:35:11.670
thinking. But Jim, I'm sorry. But Jim, I'm sorry.

00:35:11.630 --> 00:35:18.849
But Jim, you get the point. But Jim. But Jim.

00:35:25.389 --> 00:35:28.510
But Jim. You're probably wondering why for the

00:35:28.510 --> 00:35:30.409
last five minutes I've been saying, but Jim.

00:35:31.510 --> 00:35:37.530
Ah, that's Tony Romo's thing. He always says

00:35:37.530 --> 00:35:43.900
Jim. Ah, Jim. See how they find an example. Here

00:35:43.900 --> 00:35:47.139
he is saying 6 -7. Ellis is right in that unique

00:35:47.139 --> 00:35:49.579
position to being on the cusp of a playoff team,

00:35:49.639 --> 00:35:52.079
right? We got these 6 -7 teams that look really

00:35:52.079 --> 00:35:54.360
good, but you're right there at the doorstep.

00:35:54.400 --> 00:35:57.159
Games like this usually make the difference.

00:35:57.360 --> 00:36:00.519
Was that you trying to say 6 -7? It's a throwaway.

00:36:00.659 --> 00:36:04.579
6 -7, do it, Jim. Yeah, Jim! Do it, Jim! You

00:36:04.579 --> 00:36:08.639
gotta do it, Jim! Here's the perfect video. How

00:36:08.639 --> 00:36:11.780
many times did Tony Romo say Jim in 2022 -2023

00:36:11.780 --> 00:36:24.239
season? Jim? Hey, Jim? Oh, Jim? Jim? I'm excited

00:36:24.239 --> 00:36:27.039
to be here. Told you earlier, I got butterflies.

00:36:27.199 --> 00:36:29.920
It's opening day. Get both feet in right here

00:36:29.920 --> 00:36:35.079
at the end, Jim. Oh, yeah, Jim. He's going to

00:36:35.079 --> 00:36:39.900
go like this. Touchdown. Here you go. Okay, now

00:36:39.900 --> 00:36:42.360
listen, Jim. Yeah, Jim. You're going to see a

00:36:42.360 --> 00:36:44.059
run this way. You're going to see people coming

00:36:44.059 --> 00:36:46.780
in. You can't fire this. This guy's entertaining.

00:36:47.199 --> 00:36:49.800
We're going to get one of the nerds. You got

00:36:49.800 --> 00:36:52.059
to have these guys blocked. I completely understand

00:36:52.059 --> 00:37:05.150
what you said, actually. Yeah, Jim. I think that's

00:37:05.150 --> 00:37:07.289
the longest anybody's ever talked about Tony

00:37:07.289 --> 00:37:13.809
Romo saying the word Jim. Ah, by the way, if

00:37:13.809 --> 00:37:15.869
you're a first -time listener, if you're a long

00:37:15.869 --> 00:37:17.070
-time listener, mind you, you've probably already

00:37:17.070 --> 00:37:21.110
heard this a million times. But Tony Romo, before

00:37:21.110 --> 00:37:24.030
there was Cameo, my high school teacher was roommates

00:37:24.030 --> 00:37:28.500
with him in college. What's going on, Ryan Hoppy?

00:37:28.559 --> 00:37:31.000
This is Tony Romo. I'm just getting filled in

00:37:31.000 --> 00:37:32.980
by Justin Penny about all your hard work this

00:37:32.980 --> 00:37:35.179
year. He says names a lot. I just want to say

00:37:35.179 --> 00:37:37.760
congratulations. I'm proud of you. What? Justin

00:37:37.760 --> 00:37:40.619
speaks very highly of you. He does. And good

00:37:40.619 --> 00:37:41.880
luck the rest of your senior year. Let's go.

00:37:42.159 --> 00:37:45.559
Yeah. Go get them. Justin also wanted me to tell

00:37:45.559 --> 00:37:50.940
you that you're lame. Ah, good old ball busting.

00:37:52.079 --> 00:37:55.460
All right. Have a good one. I mean, listen, I

00:37:55.460 --> 00:37:57.460
ain't trying to say, like, I ain't defending

00:37:57.460 --> 00:38:03.000
this DUI. That was pretty stupid. You can't get

00:38:03.000 --> 00:38:06.380
rid of that, Jim. No, you can't. You can't get

00:38:06.380 --> 00:38:10.659
rid of it, Jim. He's right there. There's this

00:38:10.659 --> 00:38:12.920
douche. Aaron Rodgers reveals why he won't share

00:38:12.920 --> 00:38:15.280
any further updates on his family reconciliation.

00:38:16.000 --> 00:38:20.300
Because it was all scripted. Look at me! I'm

00:38:20.300 --> 00:38:24.619
Aaron Rodgers! I look like a good guy! No, you're

00:38:24.619 --> 00:38:29.760
a scumbag leech! Kiss my ass. Well, NFL fans

00:38:29.760 --> 00:38:31.579
were pleasantly surprised to see the current

00:38:31.579 --> 00:38:34.059
Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback post photos with

00:38:34.059 --> 00:38:36.719
his parents, Edward Rogers and Darla Rogers,

00:38:37.000 --> 00:38:41.219
as well as older brother Luke Rogers, after a

00:38:41.219 --> 00:38:42.699
year's long... And then I had the picture of

00:38:42.699 --> 00:38:47.239
them laughing on the couch between Aaron Rodgers

00:38:47.239 --> 00:38:56.639
and Jordan. It looked so staged. God, he's such

00:38:56.639 --> 00:39:01.659
an asshole! You're the worst! And you know you're

00:39:01.659 --> 00:39:03.980
the worst! And you embrace it! Because you're

00:39:03.980 --> 00:39:11.559
a douche! We don't care when it was published,

00:39:11.679 --> 00:39:21.510
bro. Oh, well. So it was all fake. Just like

00:39:21.510 --> 00:39:24.250
your career. The only time you won a Super Bowl

00:39:24.250 --> 00:39:26.949
is when you beat the Bears. And I suck. Any other

00:39:26.949 --> 00:39:32.190
competition, you lost like a loser. Yeah, bitch.

00:39:32.650 --> 00:39:34.550
And I think that the personal life should stay

00:39:34.550 --> 00:39:37.630
personal. All right, personal and private. What

00:39:37.630 --> 00:39:40.829
is the chance that Aaron Rodgers is going down

00:39:40.829 --> 00:39:47.409
on guys? Oh, no. I used to surround myself with

00:39:47.409 --> 00:39:50.590
millionaires. When I worked out on a certain

00:39:50.590 --> 00:39:52.409
radio show, if you know my career, you know what

00:39:52.409 --> 00:39:54.369
I'm talking about. And they know NFL players.

00:39:55.369 --> 00:40:00.510
And there's those. And heavy rumors. But they're

00:40:00.510 --> 00:40:04.269
all just rumors. And I just would never go down

00:40:04.269 --> 00:40:06.570
on a guy, which is fine if you go down on a guy.

00:40:06.809 --> 00:40:10.670
It's fine. I'm sure guys are better at it anyway.

00:40:11.389 --> 00:40:14.099
They know how to do it. But they know what they

00:40:14.099 --> 00:40:16.320
want to feel. I don't know how we went from talking

00:40:16.320 --> 00:40:18.699
about Aaron Rodgers and his brother to blowjobs,

00:40:18.699 --> 00:40:22.539
but we're going to move on. Dak Prescott said

00:40:22.539 --> 00:40:26.000
that to break up with his ex is not ideal. You

00:40:26.000 --> 00:40:29.340
don't say. No one really wakes up in the morning

00:40:29.340 --> 00:40:31.460
and goes, you know what I feel like dealing with

00:40:31.460 --> 00:40:41.659
today? Heartbreak. Jim Jones, we fly high, no

00:40:41.659 --> 00:40:47.500
lie, I peaked in 2007. The real song is We Fly

00:40:47.500 --> 00:40:49.480
High, No Lie, You Know This Ball, and I was doing

00:40:49.480 --> 00:40:52.679
an impersonation. For all the jacksers out there,

00:40:53.059 --> 00:40:58.960
supposedly, Jim Jones was riding on his bike

00:40:58.960 --> 00:41:03.880
along the Brooklyn Bridge, and Fabulous was making

00:41:03.880 --> 00:41:08.940
fun of him. Nah, your man Fab is crazy. This

00:41:08.940 --> 00:41:11.719
nigga made me take an e -bike across the fucking

00:41:11.719 --> 00:41:18.059
Brooklyn Bridge. That's stupid. Mega Sog. I bust

00:41:18.059 --> 00:41:22.440
my ass. I lose my glasses. I don't even know

00:41:22.440 --> 00:41:25.920
where the fuck he at. That sounds like... If

00:41:25.920 --> 00:41:29.980
you don't want to deny it, Jim Jones edge. Nobody

00:41:29.980 --> 00:41:32.019
wants the headline, Jim Jones dies of an e -bike

00:41:32.019 --> 00:41:36.099
crash. As I'm sure he was totally looking in

00:41:36.099 --> 00:41:38.239
each direction and being very cautious of the

00:41:38.239 --> 00:41:42.099
traffic patterns. An egotistical rapper like

00:41:42.099 --> 00:41:44.960
that totally doesn't break the rules of the road

00:41:44.960 --> 00:41:53.139
thinking they're above us. 8 -5 -6. 49 -hoppy.

00:41:53.639 --> 00:41:58.659
That's 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -4. 6 -7 -7 -3. Lil Durk

00:41:58.659 --> 00:42:01.739
is facing four superseding indictments. Yay.

00:42:02.460 --> 00:42:04.519
I know the comment section, everyone's like,

00:42:04.579 --> 00:42:09.380
free Dirk. Little Dirk deserves it. No. Little

00:42:09.380 --> 00:42:16.099
Dirk is screwed. I know that King Von was his

00:42:16.099 --> 00:42:21.360
homie in the club. Mm -hmm. But was it worth

00:42:21.360 --> 00:42:24.340
it, Dirk? You had your whole round. You were

00:42:24.340 --> 00:42:29.260
making songs with J. Cole. I know. You're facing

00:42:29.260 --> 00:42:35.340
life in prison like a loser. This dummy. I've

00:42:35.340 --> 00:42:38.519
seen his car. Being from the suburbs, you always

00:42:38.519 --> 00:42:45.579
heard him on Power 92. WGCI in Chicago. And you're

00:42:45.579 --> 00:42:48.719
like, yeah. Someone who got out the hood and

00:42:48.719 --> 00:42:51.980
made a career for themselves. Him, Chief Keef.

00:42:52.980 --> 00:42:59.570
Gee, huh. Lil' Baby. King Louie. Oh, the Chicago

00:42:59.570 --> 00:43:05.389
drill rappers. And then to just throw your whole

00:43:05.389 --> 00:43:09.530
life away. You're just stupid. You're really

00:43:09.530 --> 00:43:16.170
dumb. You're a moron. Just being honest. I don't

00:43:16.170 --> 00:43:18.210
look at little Dirk and go, oh, it's a rocket

00:43:18.210 --> 00:43:22.090
scientist. Oh, he's so brilliant. That little

00:43:22.090 --> 00:43:28.860
Dirk. Supposedly. A toddler took a tumble on

00:43:28.860 --> 00:43:32.019
Donald Trump's stage. Keep him away from babies.

00:43:32.260 --> 00:43:34.360
Come on up. Don't worry about Secret Service.

00:43:36.460 --> 00:43:40.280
Now he's still craving. Come on up. That's great.

00:43:42.179 --> 00:43:46.619
That's a beautiful family. I want to bang everybody.

00:43:59.039 --> 00:44:03.280
All right, there you go. Thank you. It's truly

00:44:03.280 --> 00:44:05.739
an honor. It's truly an honor to... He's right

00:44:05.739 --> 00:44:08.699
behind the woman. Stand here before you and speak.

00:44:10.860 --> 00:44:14.920
The guy, the baby's walking over there. Sorry,

00:44:14.940 --> 00:44:21.599
it's CGI. We're living in idiocracy. I'm so sorry.

00:44:23.630 --> 00:44:27.730
He's got to make a Biden joke. You don't see

00:44:27.730 --> 00:44:32.090
I'm making any Epstein jokes. What if he talked

00:44:32.090 --> 00:44:35.369
to MAGA? Yeah, he totally doesn't know what he's

00:44:35.369 --> 00:44:40.090
doing. What's going on here? It's because I go

00:44:40.090 --> 00:44:41.710
on a date with you or kiss you or have sex with

00:44:41.710 --> 00:44:43.630
you that all of a sudden I want to be with you

00:44:43.630 --> 00:44:48.630
forever because I just fainted inside. Here's

00:44:48.630 --> 00:44:52.860
a clip of a woman hitting on him. Craig Ferguson.

00:44:54.000 --> 00:44:55.900
The thing is that sometimes you're the girl and

00:44:55.900 --> 00:44:57.619
I'm the guy. That's just how it is sometimes.

00:44:57.840 --> 00:45:01.820
Like, I don't really want it. Sometimes I just

00:45:01.820 --> 00:45:05.940
need you to... The facial expressions. I miss

00:45:05.940 --> 00:45:10.239
Craig Ferguson. I was the last. Man, we took

00:45:10.239 --> 00:45:14.159
him for granted. I know he has that new show

00:45:14.159 --> 00:45:18.690
on CNN. But you gotta watch CNN! I'm not doing

00:45:18.690 --> 00:45:24.769
that. It's trash. It's awful. If you think CNN

00:45:24.769 --> 00:45:28.849
is really entertaining television, you probably

00:45:28.849 --> 00:45:32.809
never listen to my show again, please. Ever.

00:45:34.329 --> 00:45:38.380
Ever again. Blue face in the video. Get into

00:45:38.380 --> 00:45:40.440
an argument. Oh, they're a bunch of annoying

00:45:40.440 --> 00:45:43.940
mons. So what? You're missing my entire point.

00:45:44.179 --> 00:45:48.960
Fuck your point. What can't you do today that

00:45:48.960 --> 00:45:51.460
you're going to be able to do two months from

00:45:51.460 --> 00:45:53.320
now other than suck dick? If I wanted to go get

00:45:53.320 --> 00:45:58.699
in the studio and take a fucking shot. Why you

00:45:58.699 --> 00:46:00.199
can't do that today? Because I want to get fucked

00:46:00.199 --> 00:46:01.460
up in that motherfucker. What do you need a shot

00:46:01.460 --> 00:46:03.860
for? Because I want to feel good. I want to feel

00:46:03.860 --> 00:46:22.789
good. I want to feel myself. I can predict a

00:46:22.789 --> 00:46:26.849
man's future in less than two minutes. Nice woman.

00:46:27.110 --> 00:46:31.530
Her name's Flourish. With Lauren! She spells

00:46:31.530 --> 00:46:35.599
it so cool. L -A -U -R -I -N. She's different.

00:46:36.019 --> 00:46:40.360
You're not L -A -U -R -E -N. It's I -N. Does

00:46:40.360 --> 00:46:43.980
that mean she's got to be annoying? How? By how

00:46:43.980 --> 00:46:47.159
he reacts the moment something goes wrong. All

00:46:47.159 --> 00:46:51.019
right. But that's the thing women do. If they

00:46:51.019 --> 00:46:56.340
push the argument over and over again until the

00:46:56.340 --> 00:46:59.260
man snaps. And then they're like, see? But then

00:46:59.260 --> 00:47:06.639
the women take no accountability. Did you know

00:47:06.639 --> 00:47:08.559
that before a breakup, the precursor to attraction

00:47:08.559 --> 00:47:12.119
is familiarity? But after a breakup, the precursor

00:47:12.119 --> 00:47:14.760
to attraction is actually curiosity. This is

00:47:14.760 --> 00:47:17.780
why no contact is so important. Yeah, I've been

00:47:17.780 --> 00:47:21.280
running on no contact for, let's see here, 10

00:47:21.280 --> 00:47:27.820
years. Wow, 10 years, huh? 8 years, 4 years,

00:47:27.860 --> 00:47:30.880
and 8 months. I'm a real catch. And I would bet

00:47:30.880 --> 00:47:36.769
that your ex is watching you. They 100 % are.

00:47:38.150 --> 00:47:43.389
I try to, you know, flex. But there's a certain

00:47:43.389 --> 00:47:46.570
little suburb in Columbus, Ohio that my ex's

00:47:46.570 --> 00:47:50.449
friends live in. I love you and joy and you're

00:47:50.449 --> 00:47:54.429
out of me. And I can see the stats of her lessons.

00:47:54.989 --> 00:47:59.429
And this specific suburb has four lessons a day.

00:47:59.969 --> 00:48:03.059
Gee, I wonder who that is. And then one of my

00:48:03.059 --> 00:48:05.639
exes viewed my Snapchat last night. It's because

00:48:05.639 --> 00:48:07.659
I'm a vegan. I'm kidding. It's not really because

00:48:07.659 --> 00:48:10.679
of astrology. It's because I'm a loud mouth and

00:48:10.679 --> 00:48:13.539
I'm kind of a hard to forgive. I can't believe

00:48:13.539 --> 00:48:18.280
in astrology sometimes. But sometimes I don't.

00:48:21.179 --> 00:48:25.059
What's going on with this, bro? So in those moments,

00:48:25.079 --> 00:48:26.860
I think a lot of women make it about themselves.

00:48:27.059 --> 00:48:34.369
Oh yeah, they always do. It's never. Pretty enough,

00:48:34.510 --> 00:48:36.809
I didn't do enough. It's a simple explanation.

00:48:38.230 --> 00:48:41.289
Ah, what's going on here? Here's Blueface warning

00:48:41.289 --> 00:48:48.090
the VM. The day you put your hands on me, I'm

00:48:48.090 --> 00:48:51.050
f***ing you and your kids. All right, man. That

00:48:51.050 --> 00:48:56.389
guy's got like five kids. What a loser! Yeah,

00:48:56.510 --> 00:49:00.730
bitch. Yeah, you know he lays his hands on women.

00:49:01.400 --> 00:49:05.139
He just looks like a scumbag. Your desk looks

00:49:05.139 --> 00:49:07.860
like a dive bar. I mean, not your desk. I was

00:49:07.860 --> 00:49:09.260
thinking because his face looks like a desk.

00:49:09.440 --> 00:49:12.059
Your face looks like a dive bar in St. Pete.

00:49:12.559 --> 00:49:15.960
You're a scumbag. And you're actually not a bad

00:49:15.960 --> 00:49:18.860
looking guy. Your mama shared a picture last

00:49:18.860 --> 00:49:24.119
night of you in 2015. You look so pathetic with

00:49:24.119 --> 00:49:26.340
those face tattoos. You think you're so gangster.

00:49:28.010 --> 00:49:31.769
You know what's a real kinksta? A good dad. Think

00:49:31.769 --> 00:49:35.769
about all the scum eggs in the room. You can

00:49:35.769 --> 00:49:38.630
be a terrible person but be a good dad. So Blueface

00:49:38.630 --> 00:49:41.170
can't even do either. Blueface can't even be

00:49:41.170 --> 00:49:44.949
a good person or a bad person or even be a good

00:49:44.949 --> 00:49:47.630
dad or a bad dad. None of it. Each is a terrible

00:49:47.630 --> 00:49:53.389
waste of air. And his music. Don't get me started.

00:49:53.829 --> 00:49:56.989
If you ask a girl out and she gives you any version

00:49:56.989 --> 00:50:01.670
of I'm busy. she's not saying things like i don't

00:50:01.670 --> 00:50:03.710
know i'll have to check my schedule that's why

00:50:03.710 --> 00:50:05.750
you freaking know they're not that interesting

00:50:05.750 --> 00:50:11.190
or even just i'll let you know here's exactly

00:50:11.190 --> 00:50:14.250
what you're going to say no worries thanks for

00:50:14.250 --> 00:50:16.250
letting me know i've done that because i know

00:50:16.250 --> 00:50:19.110
all of a sudden if they really want you then

00:50:19.110 --> 00:50:22.329
they fight for it but if they ain't about your

00:50:22.329 --> 00:50:26.190
penis they'll just move on that is it i agree

00:50:27.150 --> 00:50:31.469
I go, all good, no hers. My husband no longer

00:50:31.469 --> 00:50:33.730
gets home -cooked meals when he comes home from

00:50:33.730 --> 00:50:37.710
a 16 -hour shift. What an annoying broad. That

00:50:37.710 --> 00:50:40.389
16 -hour shift, four of it is him banging his

00:50:40.389 --> 00:50:43.469
sidekick. And he's the one to blame for that.

00:50:43.550 --> 00:50:45.530
At this point, I could give two fucks if this

00:50:45.530 --> 00:50:49.969
man starves. All right, well. You gotta give

00:50:49.969 --> 00:50:52.190
a fuck when he's inside another woman that's

00:50:52.190 --> 00:50:57.190
hotter than you. Rockstar Games is releasing

00:50:57.190 --> 00:51:01.389
a brand new GTA 6 extended look on Netflix on

00:51:01.389 --> 00:51:04.969
August 27th. I'm going to live out my midlife

00:51:04.969 --> 00:51:15.289
crisis by getting a PS5 for Christmas. Rick Ross

00:51:15.289 --> 00:51:21.269
responds to 50 Cent. Opening up about Courtney

00:51:21.269 --> 00:51:25.440
Kemp. I want to go viral this morning so Curtis

00:51:25.440 --> 00:51:28.280
ain't finished with you. Rick Ross is such a

00:51:28.280 --> 00:51:31.340
dork. You're a former prison guard. You ain't

00:51:31.340 --> 00:51:36.760
gangsta. You're a bitch. I saw you making excuses

00:51:36.760 --> 00:51:40.000
of why you was kicked off the show. Yeah, why?

00:51:41.840 --> 00:51:45.059
Blamed it on the black woman. She's a creator.

00:51:45.059 --> 00:51:49.239
She wrote it. The best part is it's not even

00:51:49.239 --> 00:51:53.289
what he said. Ghost was her show. Kanan was her

00:51:53.289 --> 00:51:59.550
show. She gave you 3 ,500 episodes. Just to do

00:51:59.550 --> 00:52:04.570
little posts and all that. Be loyal to the black

00:52:04.570 --> 00:52:11.809
woman the way you are to Eminem. She gave you

00:52:11.809 --> 00:52:16.969
an opportunity. I don't know why this is cracking

00:52:16.969 --> 00:52:20.289
me up. He's just such a dork. He's not a bad

00:52:20.289 --> 00:52:25.369
rapper, man. Although it kind of describes the

00:52:25.369 --> 00:52:30.409
way that Rick Ross runs. When the line, gonna

00:52:30.409 --> 00:52:32.429
cheat, but we'll still be together in the song

00:52:32.429 --> 00:52:36.510
Here I Am. It's like, yeah, yeah, douche. But

00:52:36.510 --> 00:52:38.889
I heard you say you finna release new music with

00:52:38.889 --> 00:52:43.820
Eminem and Tupac. Hey, dude, you use it just

00:52:43.820 --> 00:52:48.619
for men. Like a loser! Every day I'm hustling,

00:52:48.820 --> 00:52:53.860
hustling, hustling, hustling. Hey, boy, Pac been

00:52:53.860 --> 00:52:57.599
dead 30 years. Let the man rest in peace. Hey,

00:52:57.619 --> 00:53:01.739
Eminem, come on now. Man, Rick Ross, you're so

00:53:01.739 --> 00:53:05.699
irrelevant. It's not even an original name. You

00:53:05.699 --> 00:53:08.539
copied it from Freeway. Come on. Come on, Curtis.

00:53:09.280 --> 00:53:41.320
Put them shoes out. Let them flop. Mm -hmm. 50

00:53:41.320 --> 00:53:43.539
Cent, the story is from Southside, Jamaica, Queens.

00:53:43.639 --> 00:53:46.539
Everything is 50 Cent tied to the show. The music

00:53:46.539 --> 00:53:49.920
that's playing is 50 Cent. It got awkward. I

00:53:49.920 --> 00:53:52.239
mean, I say it's 50 Cent Show. For the writer,

00:53:52.360 --> 00:53:55.059
for the showrunner, because she felt like it

00:53:55.059 --> 00:53:59.280
was registering as. Also, Courtney Kemp, who

00:53:59.280 --> 00:54:02.699
no one heard of this broad, is ungrateful. 50

00:54:02.699 --> 00:54:06.800
Cent Show instead of her show. And that turned

00:54:06.800 --> 00:54:10.269
into, it got weird. With her behaviors and the

00:54:10.269 --> 00:54:11.789
things that was going on behind the scenes with

00:54:11.789 --> 00:54:15.550
her. And then it also was friction between her

00:54:15.550 --> 00:54:22.010
and Amari. Oh, yeah. Ghost. Because he was feeling

00:54:22.010 --> 00:54:24.469
like he was the lead and star of the show. There's

00:54:24.469 --> 00:54:30.489
a lot of egos. No wonder they cut him off. I'm

00:54:30.489 --> 00:54:32.389
sorry. So she was having a problem with anybody

00:54:32.389 --> 00:54:35.289
who was leading the show. Yeah, she's a woman.

00:54:37.589 --> 00:54:40.269
Because he felt like it was her show. All right.

00:54:40.550 --> 00:54:42.650
I get caught. I see what Rick Ross is saying,

00:54:42.670 --> 00:54:44.150
but he didn't really say, like, oh, you're a

00:54:44.150 --> 00:54:49.889
dumb broad that should be grateful. Navia and

00:54:49.889 --> 00:54:59.010
Blueface's kid starts having a tantrum. I'm not

00:54:59.010 --> 00:55:01.610
listening to that. This is what a future criminal

00:55:01.610 --> 00:55:12.190
sounds like. A future criminal. I'm sorry, officer.

00:55:13.190 --> 00:55:22.969
By the way, Naveed and Blueface are using their

00:55:22.969 --> 00:55:27.949
EBT card on their streams. And you gotta remember,

00:55:28.070 --> 00:55:31.230
Blueface is worth like four or five million dollars.

00:55:32.170 --> 00:55:35.369
It makes $25 ,000 a month off the stream. But

00:55:35.369 --> 00:55:37.710
now you're going to use EBT like a douchebag.

00:55:39.650 --> 00:55:42.869
You make actual people that need EBT look bad.

00:55:43.550 --> 00:55:48.550
And him and Navia were out to eat. And he wanted

00:55:48.550 --> 00:55:51.489
to use EBT. There's a fork right here that hasn't

00:55:51.489 --> 00:55:55.030
been used. It's your EBT up in there? No, baby.

00:55:55.230 --> 00:56:01.840
Money. You don't take EBT? No. I'm tired of you.

00:56:02.079 --> 00:56:08.639
Damn, I got people to stick to him. And she called

00:56:08.639 --> 00:56:13.639
me farting later. Navea tries to open up blue

00:56:13.639 --> 00:56:16.460
face chat about him being stuck and how unfair

00:56:16.460 --> 00:56:19.679
it is that he goes through her phone, but she

00:56:19.679 --> 00:56:22.380
doesn't go through his. I want to feel bad for

00:56:22.380 --> 00:56:27.780
this Navea. I really do. But she kind of seems

00:56:27.780 --> 00:56:31.880
to do it to herself, doesn't she? I am stuck.

00:56:33.440 --> 00:56:36.099
Like the dumb bitch y 'all know that I am. Oh,

00:56:36.099 --> 00:56:42.480
you're putting out the energy. So, ain't no escape

00:56:42.480 --> 00:56:46.699
plan in that motherfucking photo gallery. That's

00:56:46.699 --> 00:56:50.900
it in that bitch. That'd be the only thing caught.

00:56:51.099 --> 00:56:55.139
She's like a female plies. You remember when

00:56:55.139 --> 00:56:58.840
I was saying that? And a fucking escape plan.

00:57:02.549 --> 00:57:08.050
Do you remember how Plies was all like, B, B,

00:57:09.409 --> 00:57:14.070
B, B. You know what I'm talking about? Plies.

00:57:14.409 --> 00:57:20.449
Oh, he says B, like this clip right here. And

00:57:20.449 --> 00:57:22.570
now for something completely different. Here's

00:57:22.570 --> 00:57:25.420
Plies saying he finally grew a beard. So here's

00:57:25.420 --> 00:57:28.139
another. This is weird. Me pausing myself. Here's

00:57:28.139 --> 00:57:30.820
what I'm saying. Listen, Navia literally sounds

00:57:30.820 --> 00:57:36.179
like Blueface. Or I mean like Plies. Plies, are

00:57:36.179 --> 00:57:37.960
you finally nice to people that are servers?

00:57:38.119 --> 00:57:41.159
I know someone that worked there with Chris and

00:57:41.159 --> 00:57:43.380
said you're kind of a douche. You're not allowed

00:57:43.380 --> 00:57:46.179
to look Plies in the eyes. Dude, shut up. You

00:57:46.179 --> 00:57:51.099
peaked in 2009. Are you a legend? Yes. No one

00:57:51.099 --> 00:57:52.659
can take that from you, but you're kind of a

00:57:52.659 --> 00:57:56.179
bitch. Bro, look at this shit. Bitch, I got facial

00:57:56.179 --> 00:57:59.239
hair. Bitch, I could never grow this. I don't

00:57:59.239 --> 00:58:00.780
know why they're all saying bitch. It sounds

00:58:00.780 --> 00:58:04.460
stupid. Bitch. Bitch. You're a bitch. Bitch.

00:58:04.820 --> 00:58:08.000
Bitch, shut up. Shit, bitch. It sounds ignorant.

00:58:08.400 --> 00:58:11.179
Man, my homeboys, I'm in high school with their

00:58:11.179 --> 00:58:14.039
hair, this shit. I could never grow no face.

00:58:14.059 --> 00:58:16.840
Yeah, 49 -year -old man saying bitch. So listen

00:58:16.840 --> 00:58:18.639
to that. Remember him saying bitch, and listen

00:58:18.639 --> 00:58:22.039
to this. I am stuck. We're going to play it both

00:58:22.039 --> 00:58:34.059
at the same time. That is what hell sounds like.

00:58:34.119 --> 00:58:37.099
Listening to Nivea implies at the same time.

00:58:38.539 --> 00:58:43.400
What a strange show this is. Oh, yeah. I saw

00:58:43.400 --> 00:58:49.760
this clip. And this really shows clavicular's

00:58:49.760 --> 00:58:58.119
autism. Clavicular confronts a girl after finding

00:58:58.119 --> 00:59:00.920
out she lied about her age. So how old are you?

00:59:01.920 --> 00:59:06.840
Do you have your ID? That's the problem. But

00:59:06.840 --> 00:59:09.280
weren't you kissing a 16 -year -old two, three,

00:59:09.380 --> 00:59:14.440
four months ago? What? Your friends are underage,

00:59:14.460 --> 00:59:18.079
though. What a horrible music. I don't know what's

00:59:18.079 --> 00:59:19.900
worse, being with underage girls like a creep

00:59:19.900 --> 00:59:24.980
or this crappy music. Yeah, you got to like ID

00:59:24.980 --> 00:59:30.139
these girls before they go on the stream. And

00:59:30.139 --> 00:59:31.699
you got to get one of those detectors to make

00:59:31.699 --> 00:59:34.380
sure it's not a fake. Because these girls are

00:59:34.380 --> 00:59:38.420
going to want to be famous. Former adult porn

00:59:38.420 --> 00:59:46.579
star Kendra Lust. Who's great. A lighter body.

00:59:46.820 --> 00:59:50.599
She always plays the mouth. And if you're a listener

00:59:50.599 --> 00:59:52.360
to this show, which you are, if you're listening

00:59:52.360 --> 00:59:55.920
57 minutes in, you know I love older women. They're

00:59:55.920 --> 00:59:59.000
better at sex and post -sex conversation. Here

00:59:59.000 --> 01:00:01.679
she is being interviewed. I'm nice. Honestly,

01:00:01.820 --> 01:00:06.480
like, I feel, okay, there are girls that are,

01:00:06.539 --> 01:00:09.199
and I'm not looking for a fishing for happiness.

01:00:09.400 --> 01:00:11.000
I'm just saying there are girls that are 10 times

01:00:11.000 --> 01:00:14.829
more hot that have, like, better bodies. Sometimes

01:00:14.829 --> 01:00:21.809
the girl next door, if I'm, it's hot. Oh, it's

01:00:21.809 --> 01:00:24.190
hot. Way better performers. Like, I feel like

01:00:24.190 --> 01:00:27.010
I'm a mediocre performer. No, I do not. No, no.

01:00:27.389 --> 01:00:33.369
The night of lonely. And I see that video. Kind

01:00:33.369 --> 01:00:35.710
of lust after going to the VPN on Proton VPN

01:00:35.710 --> 01:00:37.489
because I live in Florida and Pornhub's banned.

01:00:37.670 --> 01:00:40.530
And I see that kind of lust video that's 35 minutes.

01:00:43.239 --> 01:00:48.940
I got a guitar in my hand. However, I think personality,

01:00:49.199 --> 01:00:52.400
you know, you can be like a seven or an eight,

01:00:52.440 --> 01:00:54.559
but if you've got personality and you're nice

01:00:54.559 --> 01:00:59.960
and you're fun. Man, she is all time. And you

01:00:59.960 --> 01:01:05.360
just own it. Like, just have fun with it. Like,

01:01:05.420 --> 01:01:09.400
yeah, I got a stretch mark. Yeah, I'm kind of

01:01:09.400 --> 01:01:13.550
a bowing. We're here. Yeah, I had like nine guys

01:01:13.550 --> 01:01:16.570
surrounding me. Whatever. Just had fun with it.

01:01:16.769 --> 01:01:20.630
All right. There you go. Why do affairs happen?

01:01:20.829 --> 01:01:24.170
Why do affairs happen? I'm going to explain it.

01:01:24.429 --> 01:01:28.909
Oh, yeah. It's Lauren. Using science. So just

01:01:28.909 --> 01:01:32.269
please. I don't want to listen to this. Dating

01:01:32.269 --> 01:01:37.809
is not science. Oh, yeah. It is time for Brittany,

01:01:37.909 --> 01:01:43.039
write our notes. She's been making these streams.

01:02:05.690 --> 01:02:07.730
When the smoke gets thick, he want real, not

01:02:07.730 --> 01:02:10.170
a pose. He want facts, not slick. Every week,

01:02:10.170 --> 01:02:13.010
same game, same photo, same grin. Same name in

01:02:13.010 --> 01:02:14.949
the feed, trying to force one more spin. But

01:02:14.949 --> 01:02:16.949
the crowd see the script when the mask starts

01:02:16.949 --> 01:02:19.230
to slip. You can wait for the flash, still can't

01:02:19.230 --> 01:02:21.869
fake that grip. Uh -uh, here we go. They love

01:02:21.869 --> 01:02:24.690
that fame chase. Uh -uh, here we go. But it don't

01:02:24.690 --> 01:02:30.429
hold place. Britney Randa News. We don't buy

01:02:30.429 --> 01:02:48.719
the milk. Britney Randa News. Oh! Here she is.

01:02:49.760 --> 01:02:52.039
Saying she'll never open an OnlyFans account,

01:02:52.159 --> 01:02:57.239
but says she loves the attention of men. Because

01:02:57.239 --> 01:02:59.230
you got to. Daddy issues. Does it bother you

01:02:59.230 --> 01:03:01.369
that dudes be goodin' to you or no? I already...

01:03:01.369 --> 01:03:05.250
Oh, yeah. I hate that term, goodin'. I like jackin'

01:03:05.250 --> 01:03:08.449
off. This, no. Anytime a guy jerks off to me...

01:03:08.449 --> 01:03:12.559
Oh, hell yeah. That's the millennial on us. I

01:03:12.559 --> 01:03:15.280
don't say goon. And you want a nut on the iPad

01:03:15.280 --> 01:03:17.619
screen, whatever the case might be in your. Whoa.

01:03:19.420 --> 01:03:21.320
Whatever the case might be in your hand on a

01:03:21.320 --> 01:03:23.360
nut on the iPad screen, whatever the case might

01:03:23.360 --> 01:03:25.760
be in your. I am adding that to my outro. Hand

01:03:25.760 --> 01:03:33.039
in a sock in a whatever. Like, thank you. What

01:03:33.039 --> 01:03:36.340
is scary? I literally just paused the show to

01:03:36.340 --> 01:03:40.500
add that to my phone or to my outro. I'll take

01:03:40.500 --> 01:03:43.380
that life force energy. She's a skank, isn't

01:03:43.380 --> 01:03:45.840
she? And then here she is saying she doesn't

01:03:45.840 --> 01:03:48.420
fear cancel culture. It's a damn shame, brah.

01:03:50.619 --> 01:03:54.440
Oh, how they make you out to be. What a skank.

01:03:54.440 --> 01:03:58.000
Yeah. What? I'm not going to lie, though. It's

01:03:58.000 --> 01:04:01.380
part of the game. She's wearing a nice wig. I

01:04:01.380 --> 01:04:05.420
will take. A hundred million negative comments

01:04:05.420 --> 01:04:07.599
over people not saying anything at all. I think

01:04:07.599 --> 01:04:11.420
people really underestimate how much I love attention.

01:04:11.900 --> 01:04:14.400
No, we don't. Good or bad. Because you're stupid!

01:04:14.900 --> 01:04:17.320
I've been on Instagram for 14 years. You're a

01:04:17.320 --> 01:04:19.199
skank! There's got to be a part of you that really

01:04:19.199 --> 01:04:22.360
lives for this shit. Alright, that's enough.

01:04:23.559 --> 01:04:27.760
How's Adrian Brown talking to a broadie DM? You

01:04:27.760 --> 01:04:29.800
actually can't lock me in. You actually can't

01:04:29.800 --> 01:04:34.130
lock me in. All right, this is terrible microphone.

01:04:34.369 --> 01:04:36.230
I guess he was being a creep in the inbox. Oh,

01:04:36.230 --> 01:04:42.849
yeah. Everyone's favorite bus town. Oh, Selena

01:04:42.849 --> 01:04:45.469
Powell was arrested after being caught 10 times

01:04:45.469 --> 01:04:49.829
for driving without a proper license. First of

01:04:49.829 --> 01:04:54.030
all, it's such a promiscuous girl thing to do.

01:04:54.550 --> 01:04:57.329
And second of all, about the other nine times

01:04:57.329 --> 01:05:02.210
she probably sucked off the cop. Popular TikTok

01:05:02.210 --> 01:05:05.409
quote unquote star, Mr. Prada. Reminds me of

01:05:05.409 --> 01:05:08.489
that song by Twist. Gucci Louis Prada. Gucci

01:05:08.489 --> 01:05:11.610
Louis Prada. No, but popular TikTok star, Mr.

01:05:11.789 --> 01:05:13.789
Prada has been found mentally fit to stand trial

01:05:13.789 --> 01:05:17.750
for a murder case. Yeah, he's a thug. Loser.

01:05:21.849 --> 01:05:25.050
Japan warns the US government to stop using Nintendo

01:05:25.050 --> 01:05:28.730
for memes and Pokemon. What are you going to

01:05:28.730 --> 01:05:33.929
do? You're a bunch of bitches. Blueface was struggling

01:05:33.929 --> 01:05:35.710
after he had to choose between staying with his

01:05:35.710 --> 01:05:37.969
baby mama or going to the club and cheating.

01:05:38.250 --> 01:05:40.969
Do I have your permission? No. I don't want you

01:05:40.969 --> 01:05:42.789
to go. I'm just telling you, I don't want you

01:05:42.789 --> 01:05:45.010
to go. Like, stay home with your girl and rub

01:05:45.010 --> 01:05:47.550
her feet in her stomach. What? She gives birth

01:05:47.550 --> 01:05:52.869
this month. Yeah, you're dumb. Party with Dean

01:05:52.869 --> 01:05:57.309
and me being three. He has gaslighting 101. Or

01:05:57.309 --> 01:06:01.000
lay up with my... creating a girlfriend glad

01:06:01.000 --> 01:06:06.619
he's having kids sherry has a great father spends

01:06:06.619 --> 01:06:13.000
quality time with them there's some guy named

01:06:13.000 --> 01:06:19.659
ben dadon b -e -n -d -a -d -o -n -n and supposedly

01:06:19.659 --> 01:06:27.090
uh Brittany Runner exposes him for not opening

01:06:27.090 --> 01:06:30.769
the DM and ignoring him or ignoring her. Yeah,

01:06:30.769 --> 01:06:35.389
because you're an attention side chick. Dean

01:06:35.389 --> 01:06:37.730
or Ben to Don. There's so many of these guys.

01:06:37.829 --> 01:06:48.309
He knows that you're an annoying broad. Oh, I'm

01:06:48.309 --> 01:06:51.130
so glad you brought up Ben to Don because I hit

01:06:51.130 --> 01:06:54.039
Ben and I said, let's stream. This nigga didn't

01:06:54.039 --> 01:06:55.760
even reply to my message. I'm like... You're

01:06:55.760 --> 01:06:57.619
like half -white. Stop saying that word. Oh,

01:06:57.639 --> 01:07:04.659
wow. Oh, she's dumb. Dumb broad! Dumb! I know

01:07:04.659 --> 01:07:06.300
some people don't like the use of that word,

01:07:06.380 --> 01:07:11.920
but she's stupid! She is! She's a dumb, dumb

01:07:11.920 --> 01:07:17.059
woman! She's not smart. You don't look at her

01:07:17.059 --> 01:07:24.690
and go, oh, it's a real wreck! Scientist. 8,

01:07:24.809 --> 01:07:30.269
5, 6, 49, happy. And then, you know what? I'm

01:07:30.269 --> 01:07:34.449
so sick of Matt Rife. He's such a douche. Douchey

01:07:34.449 --> 01:07:36.989
douche. He is our dang cook of our generation.

01:07:37.389 --> 01:07:40.769
Kind of funny. Girls like him. But you know what's

01:07:40.769 --> 01:07:45.409
so unfunny about this? Heck! Is the fact that

01:07:45.409 --> 01:07:49.829
he has staged crowd work. It says here, Matt,

01:07:49.909 --> 01:07:52.389
in this one video, Matt Rife destroys the heckler

01:07:52.389 --> 01:07:55.349
in 10 seconds. Yeah, all those hecklers are actors.

01:07:56.010 --> 01:07:58.670
He hires people that act up in his crowd because

01:07:58.670 --> 01:08:02.690
he's not funny enough to do it unscripted. And

01:08:02.690 --> 01:08:04.309
people go, oh my God, did you see that video

01:08:04.309 --> 01:08:07.010
of him going off on the fan? Yeah, he paid that

01:08:07.010 --> 01:08:10.250
person to do that. And then there was an autistic

01:08:10.250 --> 01:08:13.429
guy that went at him on social media and he replies,

01:08:13.650 --> 01:08:15.710
sir, you are a lifeless douchebag. Please remove

01:08:15.710 --> 01:08:18.279
yourself from this earth. Absolutely nobody is

01:08:18.279 --> 01:08:20.439
reading your novels in these comments. You do

01:08:20.439 --> 01:08:22.420
not matter to anybody. The event has already

01:08:22.420 --> 01:08:25.680
been sold out. Now watch as I block you and you

01:08:25.680 --> 01:08:28.000
go back to your non -existence. Like Matt Rife,

01:08:28.000 --> 01:08:32.619
he's autistic. And you're a pretty boy douche.

01:08:33.920 --> 01:08:37.659
If you were so brilliant, you wouldn't need to

01:08:37.659 --> 01:08:40.300
do crowd work. If you were so brilliant, you

01:08:40.300 --> 01:08:42.039
wouldn't let someone bother you in the comments

01:08:42.039 --> 01:08:46.770
section. But you're a thin -skinned bitch. Right

01:08:46.770 --> 01:08:49.010
when I heard my friend Terry James from Lex and

01:08:49.010 --> 01:08:51.029
Terry telling me that that's all fake. It ruined

01:08:51.029 --> 01:08:56.350
it. I wanted to like Matt Rife. Man, is anything

01:08:56.350 --> 01:08:58.789
authentic anymore? You can say what you want

01:08:58.789 --> 01:09:01.210
about my show, but nothing's fake here. I'm not

01:09:01.210 --> 01:09:05.529
like Joe Show. I need actors. I'm not like Matt

01:09:05.529 --> 01:09:09.289
Rife where I need actors. If some bits are funny,

01:09:09.470 --> 01:09:12.789
some bits are funny. If some bits fail, like

01:09:12.789 --> 01:09:19.949
this one, then, well, you know. So be it. I'll

01:09:19.949 --> 01:09:22.909
still be in. If it doesn't work out, I would

01:09:22.909 --> 01:09:41.710
rather fail than be fake. Ryan Hoppy Radio dot

01:09:41.710 --> 01:09:44.250
com. The hour will be right back. You probably

01:09:44.250 --> 01:09:47.649
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

01:09:47.909 --> 01:09:53.649
all I smell is poop. We also need to be affectionate.

01:09:53.649 --> 01:09:56.489
And you can see that with Barack and Michelle

01:09:56.489 --> 01:09:59.609
as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,

01:09:59.750 --> 01:10:05.529
even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen

01:10:05.529 --> 01:10:08.729
was so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's

01:10:08.729 --> 01:10:15.029
what real women need. Stop cussing. On the iPad

01:10:15.029 --> 01:10:17.250
screen, whatever the case might be in your hand

01:10:17.250 --> 01:10:20.289
and a sock and a whatever. Like, thank you. As

01:10:20.289 --> 01:10:22.310
a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

01:10:22.310 --> 01:10:24.989
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

01:10:24.989 --> 01:10:27.710
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection.

01:10:27.869 --> 01:10:31.829
So stick around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno.

01:10:31.930 --> 01:10:40.630
Hoppy Hour will be right back. Uh, Marcella Ruskay

01:10:40.630 --> 01:10:46.670
Asking you the question Do you know where your

01:10:46.670 --> 01:10:54.489
girl at? Where she at? Uh, where she at? In the

01:10:54.489 --> 01:10:56.890
day and age of the player It's time to reveal

01:10:56.890 --> 01:10:59.489
the locality of your woman And where she like

01:10:59.489 --> 01:11:01.989
to chill I'm ready to pipe a hill Cause you ain't

01:11:01.989 --> 01:11:04.270
handling yours Removing the drawers and just

01:11:04.270 --> 01:11:06.970
pursuing the glory You be movin' your jaws, but

01:11:06.970 --> 01:11:09.090
your actions ain't explainin' Knowledge the type

01:11:09.090 --> 01:11:11.529
of brother keepin' headboards bangin' But sure

01:11:11.529 --> 01:11:14.210
maintainin', pull up Yo, baby, you can roll bumpin'

01:11:14.210 --> 01:11:16.250
cuts, the woofer's your game Tight as a Super

01:11:16.250 --> 01:11:18.750
Bowl, that's how we do it, G No woman is on a

01:11:18.750 --> 01:11:21.350
leash, and if your thoughts on why she out Chillin'

01:11:21.350 --> 01:11:23.590
with me, no doubt, brother's a seed You ain't

01:11:23.590 --> 01:11:26.050
got her on lock, my orthopedic is heated Cause

01:11:26.050 --> 01:11:28.670
I'm keepin' it hot, deep in the spot Retrievin'

01:11:28.710 --> 01:11:30.770
the props, shorty was fine, I must reveal it

01:11:30.770 --> 01:11:33.310
She snappin' acrylics in my spine with her soft,

01:11:33.329 --> 01:11:36.890
passionate mind What's your homie's first question

01:11:36.890 --> 01:11:39.229
when I enter the room? Where's your girl? She

01:11:39.229 --> 01:11:41.310
caught between me and my mattress Where's your

01:11:41.310 --> 01:11:43.449
girl at? She caught between me and my springs

01:11:43.449 --> 01:11:45.550
Yo, where's your girl? She caught between me

01:11:45.550 --> 01:11:47.770
and my mattress And the reason for that, cause

01:11:47.770 --> 01:11:49.869
it's the player's click clean Where's your girl?

01:11:50.029 --> 01:11:52.189
She caught between me and my mattress Yo, where's

01:11:52.189 --> 01:11:54.369
your girl at? She caught between me and my springs

01:11:54.369 --> 01:11:56.630
Where's your girl? She caught between me and

01:11:56.630 --> 01:11:58.949
my mattress And the reason for that, cause it's

01:11:58.949 --> 01:12:00.770
the player's click clean He ain't a gentleman,

01:12:00.970 --> 01:12:03.649
so baby ain't no need for settling Ready to break

01:12:03.649 --> 01:12:05.680
your door down Cause you wouldn't let him in

01:12:05.680 --> 01:12:07.960
Whenever men be trippin' at clubs, movies, and

01:12:07.960 --> 01:12:09.739
malls Won't let you kick it with your girls And

01:12:09.739 --> 01:12:12.020
threaten any phone calls It shouldn't be yours

01:12:12.020 --> 01:12:14.779
Before the ill things he does Mad pushes and

01:12:14.779 --> 01:12:17.260
chugs When it could've been hugs Or maybe it

01:12:17.260 --> 01:12:19.840
rose Baby, the story is told When he asked you

01:12:19.840 --> 01:12:21.819
for your number Maybe you should've been bold

01:12:21.819 --> 01:12:24.760
And put him on hold Cause the man's gettin' outlandish

01:12:24.760 --> 01:12:27.000
Queen's callin' your house, no doubt This brother's

01:12:27.000 --> 01:12:29.399
hand is never understandin' He's equipped to

01:12:29.399 --> 01:12:31.439
get worse You should be chillin' with me While

01:12:31.439 --> 01:12:34.420
he's out doin' his dirt Where's your girl? Between

01:12:34.420 --> 01:12:36.539
me and my mattress Where's your girl at? She

01:12:36.539 --> 01:12:38.560
caught between me and my sprints Yo, where's

01:12:38.560 --> 01:12:40.859
your girl? She caught between me and my mattress

01:12:40.859 --> 01:12:42.899
And the reason for that Cause if the players

01:12:42.899 --> 01:12:45.159
click blink Where's your girl? She caught between

01:12:45.159 --> 01:12:47.460
me and my mattress Where's your girl at? She

01:12:47.460 --> 01:12:49.479
caught between me and my sprints Yo, where's

01:12:49.479 --> 01:12:51.680
your girl? She caught between me and my mattress

01:12:51.680 --> 01:12:53.819
And the reason for that Cause if the players

01:12:53.819 --> 01:12:56.659
click blink She heard another She telling you

01:12:56.659 --> 01:12:58.659
that she's celibate. Homie, you're never loving

01:12:58.659 --> 01:13:00.939
it. Knowledge MC's rubbing it. Remember, kid,

01:13:01.060 --> 01:13:03.619
when you fall into situations, I'll be pulling

01:13:03.619 --> 01:13:06.380
numbers like all our identification. It's a thin

01:13:06.380 --> 01:13:08.840
line between yours becoming mine and I'ma earn

01:13:08.840 --> 01:13:10.899
her. You treat her like she's Anna May Turner.

01:13:10.960 --> 01:13:13.760
My concern's to lead her into lavish days she's

01:13:13.760 --> 01:13:16.180
getting burnt by. Meet into your savage ways.

01:13:16.399 --> 01:13:19.180
The average gays will reveal you're just a loser.

01:13:19.300 --> 01:13:21.800
Constant abuser. Your girl's mine if I choose

01:13:21.800 --> 01:13:24.060
her. It ain't about trying to be a player of

01:13:24.060 --> 01:13:26.489
math. I put women like Marcus Graham while displaying

01:13:26.489 --> 01:13:28.789
the facts. Where's your girl? She caught between

01:13:28.789 --> 01:13:31.090
me and my mattress. Where's your girl at? She

01:13:31.090 --> 01:13:33.130
caught between me and my spring. Yo, where's

01:13:33.130 --> 01:13:35.430
your girl? She caught between me and my mattress.

01:13:35.529 --> 01:13:37.609
And the reason for that, cause it's the player's

01:13:37.609 --> 01:13:39.710
click ring. Where's your girl? She caught between

01:13:39.710 --> 01:13:42.010
me and my mattress. Where's your girl at? She

01:13:42.010 --> 01:13:44.029
caught between me and my spring. Yo, where's

01:13:44.029 --> 01:13:46.329
your girl? She caught between me and my mattress.

01:13:46.409 --> 01:13:48.510
And the reason for that, cause it's the player's

01:13:48.510 --> 01:14:11.500
click ring. Welcome to Happy Hour. In your heart,

01:14:11.619 --> 01:14:14.680
you know what you like. And now for something

01:14:14.680 --> 01:14:55.510
completely different. Door is closing. Me. Me.

01:14:55.649 --> 01:15:09.149
Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me. Me.

01:15:43.859 --> 01:15:47.039
Welcome to the circle riding in the booth cut

01:15:47.039 --> 01:15:49.460
straight through the surface call it like I see

01:15:49.460 --> 01:15:52.239
it feelings in the hearse kid you click the key

01:15:52.239 --> 01:15:54.539
now you get the whole thermos of lives playing

01:15:54.539 --> 01:15:57.220
games acting like they saints got a whole spouse

01:15:57.220 --> 01:16:00.359
home still sliding to the dates screenshots save

01:16:00.359 --> 01:16:02.760
little good night babe then they on the yacht

01:16:02.760 --> 01:16:05.340
pick trying to hide the face from the field to

01:16:05.340 --> 01:16:08.640
the runway everybody front Postin' healing energy

01:16:08.640 --> 01:16:11.239
while they DM huntin' Scrollin' through the gram,

01:16:11.359 --> 01:16:13.899
all I see is double lies You can't tag the man,

01:16:13.960 --> 01:16:16.220
but you tag the watch He buys, it's inside you

01:16:38.369 --> 01:16:41.109
Who you trying to text? Got a ring on your hand

01:16:41.109 --> 01:16:43.770
Still shopping for the next PR Team stressing,

01:16:43.930 --> 01:16:45.810
trying to spin it for the press But the group

01:16:45.810 --> 01:16:48.590
chat memes got receipts on deck From the field

01:16:48.590 --> 01:16:51.310
goals missing to the model in the mist One post

01:16:51.310 --> 01:16:54.649
off life, next post side twist You a free spirit

01:16:54.649 --> 01:16:57.409
but the rent still split Funny how the timeline

01:16:57.409 --> 01:17:00.270
never shows that bit Look, I'm just reading what

01:17:00.270 --> 01:17:02.989
the headlines say I'm the voice in your car you

01:17:02.989 --> 01:17:14.979
pretend you hate Ryan, I be gone too Every fraud,

01:17:15.079 --> 01:17:18.039
every fling, every late night move We expose,

01:17:18.300 --> 01:17:21.220
we amuse Yeah, we say it like it is on an afternoon

01:17:21.220 --> 01:17:25.520
cruise Side chick move, side chick move You can

01:17:25.520 --> 01:17:27.899
have some, your man can't hide from this move

01:17:27.899 --> 01:17:32.520
Side chick move, side chick move Breakin', breakin',

01:17:32.520 --> 01:17:35.479
breakin', breakin', breakin', breakin', breakin'

01:17:35.479 --> 01:17:38.840
Another is complicated situation, another we

01:17:38.840 --> 01:17:46.750
were Hey, Dizzy, kiss my ass, you little bitch!

01:17:47.109 --> 01:17:53.689
Woo! Hi! Side chick news! This that side chick

01:17:53.689 --> 01:17:56.729
news! Side chick news! Ryan Hoppy gon' choose!

01:17:57.189 --> 01:18:00.069
Every fraud, every fling, every late night move!

01:18:00.390 --> 01:18:03.310
We expose, we amuse! Yeah, we say it like it

01:18:03.310 --> 01:18:06.130
is on the afternoon cruise! Side chick news!

01:18:06.350 --> 01:18:08.869
Whole world tuned to the truth! You can't hide

01:18:08.869 --> 01:18:11.590
from your man, can't hide from this booze! Side

01:18:11.590 --> 01:18:26.289
chick news! 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -9 -8. 8 -5 -6. 5 -6

01:18:26.289 --> 01:18:31.850
-7 -7 -3. He's tweeting me at RyanHobbyRadio.

01:18:33.090 --> 01:18:35.529
You can always email me. RyanHobbyRadio. How

01:18:35.529 --> 01:18:48.090
you doing, huh? That is very annoying. Happy

01:18:48.090 --> 01:18:54.060
Hot Topic. Ryan Murphy isn't saying thank you

01:18:54.060 --> 01:19:04.260
next to Ariana Grande just yet. The American

01:19:04.260 --> 01:19:07.180
Horror Story creator reveals to The Hollywood

01:19:07.180 --> 01:19:10.380
Reporter in an August 6th interview that despite

01:19:10.380 --> 01:19:14.060
Ariana's exit from season 13, he's hoping they'll

01:19:14.060 --> 01:19:18.970
work together on a future installment. I'll see

01:19:18.970 --> 01:19:27.069
if that happens. Probably not. I got into a really

01:19:27.069 --> 01:19:29.930
bad car accident a few days ago with Ben and

01:19:29.930 --> 01:19:35.409
we somehow walked out of it. That's an emotional

01:19:35.409 --> 01:19:40.029
mini driver wearing a neck brace as she recounts

01:19:40.029 --> 01:19:42.729
surviving a serious car accident with friend

01:19:42.729 --> 01:19:47.590
Ben Homewood. Ben. While traveling in France.

01:19:47.949 --> 01:19:50.930
That is not good. The Oscar nominee posting this

01:19:50.930 --> 01:19:53.569
videotape. So I'm glad many drivers are okay.

01:19:54.649 --> 01:20:00.250
We're so worried. I mean, we actually are. That

01:20:00.250 --> 01:20:06.470
sounded a little condescending. But I am. Martha

01:20:06.470 --> 01:20:08.710
Stewart said that she deserves credit for serving

01:20:08.710 --> 01:20:11.329
time in prison. Yeah, you're just a thug. You're

01:20:11.329 --> 01:20:14.300
a moron. Here's Andy Cohen. And I saw him across

01:20:14.300 --> 01:20:18.239
the room and I knew I wanted to talk to him.

01:20:18.619 --> 01:20:24.100
And we haven't stopped talking. You kind of broke

01:20:24.100 --> 01:20:26.680
the internet when you went IG official with your

01:20:26.680 --> 01:20:31.239
boyfriend. Talk to me about the decision to put

01:20:31.239 --> 01:20:33.199
that photo out there and just let people see

01:20:33.199 --> 01:20:35.140
this moment of happiness that you're in in your

01:20:35.140 --> 01:20:38.060
life. We were on a date. We were out to dinner

01:20:38.060 --> 01:20:41.920
and we took a picture in front of the restaurant.

01:20:43.229 --> 01:20:45.149
We sat down and we were like, I go, oh, this

01:20:45.149 --> 01:20:47.430
is actually a really good picture. I go, should

01:20:47.430 --> 01:20:49.970
I post it? I mean, that was the conversation.

01:20:54.189 --> 01:20:58.029
Mere months after Zendaya's longtime stylist

01:20:58.029 --> 01:21:00.369
confirmed she and Tom Holland had officially

01:21:00.369 --> 01:21:05.500
tied. Yeah, that stylist is a douchebag. What

01:21:05.500 --> 01:21:08.340
a cloud -chasing moron. I did not. It appears

01:21:08.340 --> 01:21:11.100
the couple celebrated their nuptials with loved

01:21:11.100 --> 01:21:16.500
ones in England. Tom Holland's a weird freaking

01:21:16.500 --> 01:21:25.939
guy. He always has those weird poses. A 911 dispatch

01:21:25.939 --> 01:21:28.600
call came in for a suicide attempt at Perez Hilton's

01:21:28.600 --> 01:21:30.920
Miami home after reports. Oh, you know, he would

01:21:30.920 --> 01:21:33.260
have been covering if it was a celebrity in 09.

01:21:34.539 --> 01:21:37.180
Remember when this scumbag used to draw semen

01:21:37.180 --> 01:21:40.699
marks on underage girls? I didn't forget you

01:21:40.699 --> 01:21:43.739
little bitch. His disturbing TikTok live stream.

01:21:44.039 --> 01:21:47.119
Oh, poor baby. That's karma for how you treated

01:21:47.119 --> 01:21:50.520
everybody. You were an asswipe. You were slow

01:21:50.520 --> 01:21:54.720
-shaming teenagers, you scumbag. We've just been

01:21:54.720 --> 01:22:00.319
improv -ing this whole movie. Ah, so it's Brad

01:22:00.319 --> 01:22:03.979
Pitt and the dog. Brad Pitt seems like one of

01:22:03.979 --> 01:22:06.420
those guys that would only get along with a dog.

01:22:06.600 --> 01:22:12.890
This here is my co -star, Uber. We've got to

01:22:12.890 --> 01:22:15.010
watch out for guys that only get along with dogs.

01:22:15.810 --> 01:22:18.069
Here's Nicolas Cage talking about playing John

01:22:18.069 --> 01:22:20.609
Madden in a movie, which I love this movie. I

01:22:20.609 --> 01:22:22.550
have not seen it, but I love the memes where

01:22:22.550 --> 01:22:24.729
it's like it doesn't even look like Nicolas Cage

01:22:24.729 --> 01:22:27.149
when it literally looks like Nicolas Cage dressed

01:22:27.149 --> 01:22:33.630
up as John Madden. Happy Hot Topic! Hello, I'm

01:22:33.630 --> 01:22:35.789
Nick Cage, and I play the legendary football

01:22:35.789 --> 01:22:39.170
icon in the upcoming movie Madden. Oh, yeah.

01:22:43.119 --> 01:22:48.720
Give me a grain. Love Island USA. The summer

01:22:48.720 --> 01:22:50.619
continues to heat up with the reality series

01:22:50.619 --> 01:22:53.539
now setting new records. Season eight is the

01:22:53.539 --> 01:22:57.380
most watched original season ever. Yeah. You

01:22:57.380 --> 01:22:59.539
know, Peacock's like, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

01:22:59.840 --> 01:23:05.670
Today's show. Promote us. Blaze. Blaze. A Senate

01:23:05.670 --> 01:23:08.050
committee has voted to hold Dr. Anthony Fauci

01:23:08.050 --> 01:23:10.489
in contempt after he repeatedly pled the... What

01:23:10.489 --> 01:23:14.670
a little bitch -ass dumb boomer! He is just an

01:23:14.670 --> 01:23:18.750
absolute douche. I know there's some good parts

01:23:18.750 --> 01:23:22.689
to him, I understand. But he's a moron! Fifth,

01:23:22.729 --> 01:23:25.770
during a hearing last week, ABC's Christian Cordero

01:23:25.770 --> 01:23:29.130
has... Alright, so... Just separate the country

01:23:29.130 --> 01:23:32.859
a little more, you stupid bummer! James Haven

01:23:32.859 --> 01:23:35.720
is living life as his authentic self. The brother

01:23:35.720 --> 01:23:38.760
of Angelina Jolie and son of Jon Voight revealing

01:23:38.760 --> 01:23:41.539
that he is gay during a live stream on his ex

01:23:41.539 --> 01:23:43.899
-wife's sub - Alright, hopefully we can reach

01:23:43.899 --> 01:23:47.039
a point where people don't feel like they have

01:23:47.039 --> 01:23:52.359
to be in the closet! Fine! Let's switch things

01:23:52.359 --> 01:23:54.460
up and talk about a hilarious moment between

01:23:54.460 --> 01:23:57.840
Jim Jones and - We already heard about that earlier.

01:23:58.739 --> 01:24:02.789
Them doing the thing, you know. What is it called?

01:24:03.590 --> 01:24:07.829
Oh, that's right. E -biking across the Brooklyn

01:24:07.829 --> 01:24:14.090
Bridge. 10 o 'clock that night, he left us. It

01:24:14.090 --> 01:24:17.229
was mind -blowing. He's talking about the death

01:24:17.229 --> 01:24:19.270
of John Ritter. I remember my third grade teacher

01:24:19.270 --> 01:24:24.619
was so sick. about it. Lisa Gall is reflecting

01:24:24.619 --> 01:24:27.600
on her final moments with John Ritter, who decades

01:24:27.600 --> 01:24:30.060
after the actor died from a aortic dissection

01:24:30.060 --> 01:24:33.279
at the age of 54, Katie, who portrayed John's

01:24:33.279 --> 01:24:34.699
on -screen wife, God, he would have been like

01:24:34.699 --> 01:24:38.060
77 now, in Eight Simple Rules, looks back on

01:24:38.060 --> 01:24:40.159
the day he suddenly died while in production

01:24:40.159 --> 01:24:43.020
for the show's second season. I never watched

01:24:43.020 --> 01:24:46.979
the show. My teacher loved it, though. Sharing

01:24:46.979 --> 01:24:49.600
on the August 5th episode of Ted Danson's Where

01:24:49.600 --> 01:24:52.600
Everybody Knows Your Name podcast. I get why

01:24:52.600 --> 01:24:57.020
he did it. Everyone needs a podcast. Can one

01:24:57.020 --> 01:24:59.680
person not have a podcast? Yeah, we were doing

01:24:59.680 --> 01:25:03.020
press pretty much at four in the afternoon on

01:25:03.020 --> 01:25:05.600
that day. And then by 10 o 'clock that night,

01:25:05.760 --> 01:25:22.289
he left us. Wow. I wore blackface one time. a

01:25:22.289 --> 01:25:26.590
huge legal blow this morning for social media

01:25:26.590 --> 01:25:33.510
giant meta a new mexico court bring the company

01:25:33.510 --> 01:25:36.109
behind facebook and instagram to pay a massive

01:25:36.109 --> 01:25:40.270
567 million dollar penalty and the landmark legal

01:25:40.270 --> 01:25:42.619
trial The judge ruling the bulk of that money,

01:25:42.699 --> 01:25:45.659
$420 million, will be used for treatment services

01:25:45.659 --> 01:25:48.300
for young people, while the rest will go towards

01:25:48.300 --> 01:25:51.060
awareness. I'm sure the money's totally not going

01:25:51.060 --> 01:25:55.600
into his pocket. Because I totally trust Mark

01:25:55.600 --> 01:26:00.720
Zuckerberg. OJs. PSSP, it's a good one. I'm excited

01:26:00.720 --> 01:26:03.899
for this, guys. Let's go back in time to this

01:26:03.899 --> 01:26:06.500
classic cartoon, or should I say, to the future.

01:26:07.119 --> 01:26:13.869
OJs. Meet George Jetson. I got to be careful

01:26:13.869 --> 01:26:16.130
because it's copyrighted. Jim Carrey's going

01:26:16.130 --> 01:26:19.010
to be doing the Judsons. And he'll knock that

01:26:19.010 --> 01:26:21.989
dead. He's so good at acting. He was the only

01:26:21.989 --> 01:26:27.449
good part of Sonic. Everybody's acting was subpar

01:26:27.449 --> 01:26:31.970
compared to him. Hashtag PSFP by Dylan. You guys

01:26:31.970 --> 01:26:34.109
ready? We're ready. Craig, I feel like you should

01:26:34.109 --> 01:26:36.869
start this one off. Oh, yeah. Here they are all

01:26:36.869 --> 01:26:40.600
blabbing. Blah, blah, blah. All right, all right,

01:26:40.600 --> 01:26:42.939
all right. You love that line. This one features

01:26:42.939 --> 01:26:45.520
Matthew McConaughey trading Austin for the Vatican.

01:26:46.079 --> 01:26:50.720
So he met the Pope. I don't, I like the Pope.

01:26:51.800 --> 01:26:54.140
Well, it seems the ladies of MomTalk lived to

01:26:54.140 --> 01:26:57.000
dance another day. I think the name MomTalk is

01:26:57.000 --> 01:27:01.439
so douchey. Oh, I am a part of the MomTalk culture.

01:27:02.659 --> 01:27:05.159
Good for freaking you. With the Secret Lives

01:27:05.159 --> 01:27:07.859
of Mormon Wives star Layla Taylor revealing the

01:27:07.859 --> 01:27:12.260
Hulu series is already filming season six. We

01:27:12.260 --> 01:27:15.279
need one of these scenes on the Secret Lives

01:27:15.279 --> 01:27:21.760
of these bruns. Then you'll hear me watching.

01:27:22.359 --> 01:27:25.439
I'm sure there's a porn parody. All right, Jace.

01:27:26.140 --> 01:27:29.359
You know, as we approach fall, we're also approaching

01:27:29.359 --> 01:27:32.180
a very profound milestone as a country. This

01:27:32.180 --> 01:27:37.880
is crazy, man. This September will mark, I know

01:27:37.880 --> 01:27:40.439
it's hard to believe, 25 years since the 9 -11

01:27:40.439 --> 01:27:42.600
terrorist attacks. And I'm very grateful to have

01:27:42.600 --> 01:27:44.720
the opportunity to share two new specials with

01:27:44.720 --> 01:27:48.720
you. So Robin Roberts is making specials about

01:27:48.720 --> 01:27:54.199
9 -11. Yeah. These kids out there don't know

01:27:54.199 --> 01:27:58.819
how bad 9 -11 was. We did a terrible job teaching

01:27:58.819 --> 01:28:00.819
them. Oh, we got to protect them from showing

01:28:00.819 --> 01:28:04.760
them footage in 2013 when they were 10. What

01:28:04.760 --> 01:28:07.060
about me in second grade? I had to watch it in

01:28:07.060 --> 01:28:12.180
the classroom. Are you freaking serious? We're

01:28:12.180 --> 01:28:13.939
not going to teach the kids about the worst day

01:28:13.939 --> 01:28:16.640
in America. Oh, we got to protect them. I wasn't

01:28:16.640 --> 01:28:22.220
protected. I was scared. Sorry. I just get very

01:28:22.220 --> 01:28:27.000
animated. I can't show them the 9 -11's for me.

01:28:27.619 --> 01:28:31.239
It's too crummy for me. Yeah. You don't want

01:28:31.239 --> 01:28:33.779
to forget it. Wasn't it the original hashtag?

01:28:33.899 --> 01:28:39.420
Never forget. Unfortunately, it seems like we

01:28:39.420 --> 01:28:43.899
forgot. I don't know. Happy Hour. Happy Hour.

01:28:54.800 --> 01:28:58.180
Ryan Hoppy Radio dot com. The hour will be right

01:28:58.180 --> 01:29:01.100
back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever

01:29:01.100 --> 01:29:06.300
we're going outside, all I smell is poop. We

01:29:06.300 --> 01:29:09.020
also need to be affectionate. And you can see

01:29:09.020 --> 01:29:12.520
that with Barack and Michelle as well. They do

01:29:12.520 --> 01:29:16.300
a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting. And

01:29:16.300 --> 01:29:21.359
we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. It's

01:29:21.359 --> 01:29:24.029
not lacking any meat. And that's what real women

01:29:24.029 --> 01:29:30.449
need. Stop cussing. On the iPad screen, whatever

01:29:30.449 --> 01:29:32.789
the case might be in your hand and a sock and

01:29:32.789 --> 01:29:35.949
a whatever. Like, thank you. As a reminder, if

01:29:35.949 --> 01:29:37.989
you don't feel like listening to this next song,

01:29:38.210 --> 01:29:40.789
you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy

01:29:40.789 --> 01:29:43.390
Hour takes pride in his selection. So stick around,

01:29:43.510 --> 01:29:47.550
folks. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be

01:29:47.550 --> 01:29:55.229
right back. Yo, yo, what's boogie time? Come

01:29:55.229 --> 01:30:07.770
on, let's swing it, aight? I be the soul, make

01:30:07.770 --> 01:30:09.729
a room, shake it, shake it, and then I be the

01:30:09.729 --> 01:30:12.189
nigga with a high profile Everybody come on,

01:30:12.229 --> 01:30:14.590
we be the shakers for the crazy style Showin'

01:30:14.590 --> 01:30:17.270
everybody how to enjoy crazy while I'm down rockin'

01:30:28.640 --> 01:31:06.560
Hey! Yo, I ride one of Jet's super niggas on

01:31:06.560 --> 01:31:08.739
the set Hangin' out bad niggas, showin' love,

01:31:08.819 --> 01:31:10.840
so we're beggars Yo, I heard when I said, we're

01:31:10.840 --> 01:31:12.800
Caribbean, then like D .O. Baby, don't stress,

01:31:12.979 --> 01:31:15.000
headin' club, I'll tie you up We be mokin' a

01:31:15.000 --> 01:31:17.100
cigar, so this band is tough Fellas rockin' non

01:31:17.100 --> 01:31:19.319
-stop, party everywhere, love a party all the

01:31:19.319 --> 01:31:21.359
day Mads feel the spirit of homies on the band,

01:31:21.439 --> 01:31:24.020
so mad, boy You said it could be the bad, yo,

01:31:24.100 --> 01:31:26.260
bad, guys Rockin' the flip -flops, watchin' the

01:31:26.260 --> 01:31:28.640
superstars Turn away to the top, we representin'

01:31:28.640 --> 01:31:30.800
no way Check it out, you're the quality town

01:31:30.800 --> 01:31:33.340
We livin' life in a monogamous way That's right,

01:31:33.439 --> 01:31:38.020
you won't take my life I'm the only one That's

01:31:38.020 --> 01:31:41.279
right, you won't take my life There's a party

01:31:41.279 --> 01:31:44.819
goin' on That's right, you won't take my life

01:31:44.819 --> 01:31:50.359
That's right, you won't take my life There's

01:31:50.359 --> 01:31:55.510
a party goin' on Trigger time, jungle, leave

01:31:55.510 --> 01:31:57.529
the game tight Wookin' eyes, movin' up for the

01:31:57.529 --> 01:31:59.770
kill We be the one in the middle We be the style,

01:31:59.789 --> 01:32:01.890
blaze, rhyme, ladies, ravin' the world Put a

01:32:01.890 --> 01:32:04.310
job on the top, don't stop, evolve We be the

01:32:04.310 --> 01:32:06.970
hot tips, takin' everybody with a job Test bomb,

01:32:06.989 --> 01:32:09.289
it's single rock, just for the job Pitchin' me

01:32:09.289 --> 01:32:11.289
on the dance floor, wookin' everybody down I

01:32:11.289 --> 01:32:13.789
be the dance, kickin' everybody with a jab Every

01:32:13.789 --> 01:32:15.569
time I throw my thing, you gotta spring it with

01:32:15.569 --> 01:32:17.930
me We be the hot tips, takin' everybody with

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a job Test bomb, it's single rock, just for the

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job Pitchin' me on the dance floor, wookin' everybody

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Hour. Keep this party going and going. But let's

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me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks. My buddies

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may have known me as Hammer and Hank. I was labeled

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as slow when I started school. Come to find out

01:36:54.550 --> 01:36:57.430
at age 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.

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Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's

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degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the

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So yes, I am different. People of autism have

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no need, no different than you. Laugh, laugh,

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love, and learn to gain education and join the

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workforce. Autism isn't a disease, it's a condition.

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To find out more about autism, please visit Autism

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We'll be right back. Everywhere we go, guaranteed

01:38:21.319 --> 01:38:23.840
to blow the spot. That's what you see them haze.

01:38:23.840 --> 01:38:26.699
I'm trying to say them gays. Oh, it's going blazing.

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Nothing is going to save you. That's on the street.

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That's on the beat. If you want to bounce, that's

01:38:32.520 --> 01:38:35.979
every point to me. City shot time. Where I pull

01:38:35.979 --> 01:38:38.939
it down. Ain't no limit. Drop a piece about a

01:38:38.939 --> 01:38:41.619
pound. It falls out a lot. Cause you know I call

01:38:41.619 --> 01:38:56.140
it We be good. We be good. We be good. We be

01:38:56.140 --> 01:39:24.029
good. We be good. We be good. We be good. I'm

01:39:24.029 --> 01:39:26.510
just fuckin' like Pippin' Slide off in the club,

01:39:26.550 --> 01:39:29.270
feelin' menace in the 50s So fresh, so clean,

01:39:29.390 --> 01:39:31.789
I'm slaggin' at my left And what it is, what

01:39:31.789 --> 01:39:34.829
it do, what it do Come on, shout it, let me see

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you get loose You bought a street, get some break,

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go And P .I .P., I'm puttin' my hands on you

01:39:41.229 --> 01:39:45.329
We got the remix, we got the flow We got them

01:39:45.329 --> 01:39:50.909
bippin' down on the floor We be good, we be good

01:39:50.909 --> 01:39:57.460
We be good, we be good Hey shawty, let me see

01:39:57.460 --> 01:40:07.340
you gettin' loose. Let me put no chasers in my

01:40:07.340 --> 01:40:11.819
drink. I want two hot liggas plonkin'. Smoke,

01:40:11.819 --> 01:40:15.560
jank, smoke, we just stay big. Smoke, jank, smoke,

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we just stay big. All on the urn, I don't think

01:40:19.140 --> 01:40:22.800
urn. These shawts blur, nothing in my cup. Shit,

01:40:22.979 --> 01:40:25.319
it's all good. Now I'm high, and the motherfucker

01:40:25.319 --> 01:40:28.699
makin' up words Lookin' like men, I like them

01:40:28.699 --> 01:40:31.560
light -skinned Two at a time, now I'm winnin'

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and winnin' Tonic Ray 2, I can wear your secret

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shit Stay together in my glass like they all

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best friends I can't walk, I, I, I, I can't talk

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01:42:46.170 --> 01:42:49.550
favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammer and Hank. I

01:42:49.550 --> 01:42:52.329
may look normal, but the truth is, I have a condition

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called autism. That's right, it's a condition,

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not a disease. The fact is, autism can strike

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anyone, regardless of who they are. People with

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nonverbal communication skills, social interactions,

01:43:07.430 --> 01:43:15.630
and leisure activities. In a recent study, I

01:43:15.630 --> 01:43:18.189
beat Josh by having loving friends and family,

01:43:18.289 --> 01:43:21.470
having a college education. I have even worked

01:43:21.470 --> 01:43:23.729
in the San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary

01:43:23.729 --> 01:43:26.210
personality for many years. Always remember that

01:43:26.210 --> 01:43:28.369
people with autism want the same things as you,

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to be happy and successful. To find out more

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about autism, please contact your local mental

01:43:33.810 --> 01:43:38.029
health center or visit autism .org. This is Cameron

01:43:38.029 --> 01:44:01.520
Hanks, and I appreciate your kindness. I'm praying

01:44:01.520 --> 01:44:03.739
on the day to bring joy to my city. Niggas out

01:44:03.739 --> 01:44:05.539
here broke, got the nerve to be picky. Get my

01:44:05.539 --> 01:44:07.060
man some bread, cause I hate to see him shitty.

01:44:07.220 --> 01:44:08.739
Go back to selling dough just to make a pretty

01:44:08.739 --> 01:44:10.819
penny. Keeping it 100, but niggas say keep it

01:44:10.819 --> 01:44:12.640
50. Chicago before day, everybody acting like

01:44:12.640 --> 01:44:14.520
we 50. I told my bitch to fuck him with the greatest

01:44:14.520 --> 01:44:16.380
and you see. The realest of the realest and the

01:44:16.380 --> 01:44:18.279
realest of my city. Seven -year -old babies getting

01:44:18.279 --> 01:44:20.560
killed for no reason. Niggas cracking ties, zeroing

01:44:20.560 --> 01:44:39.190
all they people. Real niggas get blessed. I'm

01:44:39.190 --> 01:44:42.729
trying to get through it, so I'm watching all

01:44:42.729 --> 01:44:44.470
my movements Checking bags like Nike, so I tell

01:44:44.470 --> 01:44:46.050
them just do it Tell my niggas they my brothers

01:44:46.050 --> 01:44:47.539
and I treat them like my brothers To my brothers

01:44:47.539 --> 01:44:49.420
and my niggas so we equalize each other Life

01:44:49.420 --> 01:44:51.100
is but a dream till you wake up with your mother

01:44:51.100 --> 01:44:53.279
Smoke a Mary Jane, give you no more drama You

01:44:53.279 --> 01:44:54.760
said you don't come, it's cookin', I'm a master

01:44:54.760 --> 01:44:56.319
plan Gon' put it in the action, motherfucker,

01:44:56.500 --> 01:44:58.560
take a stand My bones in the murder capital and

01:44:58.560 --> 01:45:00.600
he the man I'm in my own lane, tryna see where

01:45:00.600 --> 01:45:02.680
I fit in Take a chance, one man's gonna catch

01:45:02.680 --> 01:45:04.720
a band So we out here every day tryna chase these

01:45:04.720 --> 01:45:06.479
bands Makin' all this money, you would never

01:45:06.479 --> 01:45:08.439
understand So go ahead and judge me, I still

01:45:08.439 --> 01:45:10.279
get to it Them niggas say they winnin', but I

01:45:10.279 --> 01:45:12.000
know they really losin' The 12 months later,

01:45:12.000 --> 01:45:14.260
still ridin' in that Buick Then I can slow grindin',

01:45:14.260 --> 01:46:43.479
I'ma be fair payin' He loves every weekend. Just

01:46:43.479 --> 01:46:45.000
cause you rappin' doesn't mean that he gonna

01:46:45.000 --> 01:46:47.039
rap Slappin' doors open on the V, let a hunter

01:46:47.039 --> 01:46:49.060
rap All them face shots need dental to identify

01:46:49.060 --> 01:46:51.960
Louis Tony, ETC, bitch, I been that guy Say hi,

01:46:52.119 --> 01:46:54.279
E .T., I live in the sky Your bitch on me sexy,

01:46:54.340 --> 01:46:56.199
try and get my dicks trapped Takin' trips with

01:46:56.199 --> 01:46:57.939
my roadies and my wrists on roller Y 'all don't

01:46:57.939 --> 01:47:00.079
talk to the police, no talk, no talk Out west

01:47:00.079 --> 01:47:02.659
at the fee -fee, and they put everything on shorty

01:47:02.659 --> 01:47:06.619
Made man, made D, touch me and you die, no worries

01:47:06.619 --> 01:47:08.979
Latin -ass niggas always tell the stories Bitch,

01:47:09.000 --> 01:47:54.100
we on the kickin', tryna be the next Don't you

01:47:54.100 --> 01:47:55.920
hate when a nigga fake? Hell yeah, I'm already

01:47:55.920 --> 01:47:57.819
knowin' most niggas snake Better smile in your

01:47:57.819 --> 01:47:59.479
face, lie a nigga to your face Still ain't really

01:47:59.479 --> 01:48:01.380
shit to them, cause they do it that day Haters

01:48:01.380 --> 01:48:03.659
that be comin' in, all sizes and shapes Disguised

01:48:03.659 --> 01:48:05.680
in they face, fake tryin' to embrace But I ain't

01:48:05.680 --> 01:48:07.760
with that, so I just fall back Like, nah, my

01:48:07.760 --> 01:48:09.760
nigga, I'm good, I'm straight Real talk, though,

01:48:09.819 --> 01:48:11.800
hate is a bitch nigga trait So if you a real

01:48:11.800 --> 01:48:13.720
nigga, then I know you can relate I see it in

01:48:13.720 --> 01:48:15.180
the mirror, all these niggas don't relate So

01:48:15.180 --> 01:48:16.840
I'm comin' in great, cause I know these niggas

01:48:16.840 --> 01:48:18.640
hate I come in like I'm great, cause I know these

01:48:18.640 --> 01:49:28.159
niggas hate Are you ready? The lights are out,

01:49:28.220 --> 01:49:32.520
so let's get started, started, started out here

01:52:42.319 --> 01:52:44.479
The clock's a -joking, playing cool. Great copy's

01:52:44.479 --> 01:52:46.380
out, we're almost done. Feels like robbery in

01:52:46.380 --> 01:52:48.739
banks. Trying to copy on the mic, dropping wisdom

01:52:48.739 --> 01:52:51.159
through streams. Syndicated Skaro, now it's time

01:52:51.159 --> 01:52:54.020
to shatter dreams. Oh, the happy hour, it's coming

01:52:54.020 --> 01:52:57.619
to a close. Radio hits, made it like a well -composed.

01:52:57.880 --> 01:53:00.640
Laughter and joy, dissolving in the air, but

01:53:00.640 --> 01:53:03.460
we keep the rhythm. Oh, life's just so unfair.

01:53:10.760 --> 01:53:13.300
The laughter's growin' dim Eardrums mixin' hoppy

01:53:13.300 --> 01:53:16.500
like fingers without rings PHX to FM, shoutouts

01:53:16.500 --> 01:53:18.520
hit the street But soon the sound will vanish

01:53:18.520 --> 01:53:21.979
like shadows in the heat The hoppy hour is comin'

01:53:22.100 --> 01:53:25.239
to a close Radio waves spinnin' like a wiltin'

01:53:25.239 --> 01:53:28.500
rose Laughter and joy dissolvin' in the air But

01:53:28.500 --> 01:53:31.479
we'll keep the rhythm, oh life's just so unfair

01:53:31.479 --> 01:53:39.180
Moonlight's buzzin' but the laughter's growin'

01:53:39.199 --> 01:53:42.460
dim Drums mixin' hoppy like figures without brains

01:53:42.460 --> 01:53:44.659
Gated checks to have them, shoutouts hit the

01:53:44.659 --> 01:53:46.979
street But soon the sound will vanish like shadows

01:53:46.979 --> 01:53:50.119
in the heat Oh, the hoppy hour is comin' too

01:53:50.119 --> 01:53:54.119
close Radio waves fadin' like a little rose Laughter

01:53:54.119 --> 01:54:13.539
and joy dissolvin' in the airboat Now it's time

01:54:13.539 --> 01:54:15.979
to face the silence like the TV on Snow Riot

01:54:15.979 --> 01:54:18.899
Hoppy held the mic, with humor so divine The

01:54:18.899 --> 01:54:21.619
void left in our hearts wider than a canyon line

01:54:21.619 --> 01:54:29.659
LINE Empty speakers, silent eyes, but coming

01:54:29.659 --> 01:54:32.039
to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping while

01:54:32.039 --> 01:54:34.939
the rivers bend Hoppy's jokes and jackseeds are

01:54:34.939 --> 01:54:37.579
daily grind Now silence flowers and the thoughts

01:54:37.579 --> 01:54:46.670
we can't rewind But Hoppy, I already know It's

01:54:46.670 --> 01:54:49.270
all in the air, we'll keep the rhythm Oh, life's

01:54:49.270 --> 01:54:52.810
just so unfair All the art is coming to a close

01:54:52.810 --> 01:54:56.270
Radio waves made by the world's most Not laughter

01:54:56.270 --> 01:54:59.550
and joy It's all in the air, we'll keep the rhythm

01:54:59.550 --> 01:55:20.859
Oh, life's just so unfair And like that, he's

01:55:20.859 --> 01:55:23.760
gone. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever

01:55:23.760 --> 01:55:29.020
we're going outside, all I smell is poop. I'll

01:55:29.020 --> 01:55:33.220
kick your lips and we'll call it a day. Poppy

01:55:33.220 --> 01:55:58.729
Hour is now over. I love you. This concludes

01:55:58.729 --> 01:56:02.789
our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless

01:56:02.789 --> 01:56:03.390
America.