Hoppe RETIRES From Dating Apps! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.19.26)

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. So there's something weird going on

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with Candace. Not even that she's an annoying

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broad. It's not even that. There's something

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bad with her and Charlie. There's those selfies

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of them looking really close. I'm not saying

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they banged, but there definitely was tension.

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She is obsessed. Yes, we're talking about Charlie.

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And Erica Kirk. I remember meeting Erica at Del

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Frisco's. Oh yeah, they were far enough to eat

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my food. Did Charlie introduce you guys? Was

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it with Charlie? He wanted me to come meet her.

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I was excited to meet her because she was giving

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him attention. And what I mean by that is, you

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know... Out of respect for the marriage, I won't

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get into too much. Whenever you say out of respect

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for the marriage, you're already saying stuff,

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bitch. The time before he met her, it's not offensive

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to the marriage. Obviously, people tried to date

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before. He was trying to date this girl that

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he was totally obsessed with. Basically, every

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time this other girl would text him, I was texting

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her back. I basically had to become a lesbian

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for a year. Yeah, Candace Owens just skinks,

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man. Can you imagine being Candace Owens' husband

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and she never talks about you? Maybe he wants

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that, but she's, oh, he's talking about you.

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Yeah. because I liked her a lot, the girl he

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was chasing, and I knew that she was going to

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let him down, because it was very obvious that

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she wasn't into him, and he was heartbroken about

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it. Then Tyler Boyer sets up this, like, I have

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this person for you to meet, and he comes, and

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he's like, oh, she's a bit older, and initially

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he was like, I'm just going to use her to try

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to, like, get it. Ha ha ha ha! Oh, that marriage

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is different for me. Can you imagine? Think about

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Charlie Kirk in August. I know he was already

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talking about possibly getting replacements and

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there were quotes of him saying that he was kind

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of scared for his life. But can you imagine you

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die and the Republicans view you as this heroic

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guy and you're speaking your mind and you get

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shot. And then the video of you getting shot

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automatically plays when you go on TMZ .com.

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You don't even have to click on ads. and then

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your wife is going around making it about her,

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and then there's Drewski skits making fun of

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her, and then she's hugging J .D. Vance, and

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then your so -called friend Candace Owens is

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throwing you under the bus. I said this, and

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people did not like this. I'll say it again.

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I kind of get a high from people not liking me

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saying this. They were never your friends. It

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would be like me dying for a radio show I worked

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for. They were using you. You had a ginormous

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audience and a huge influence. Like the first

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date or whatever. And then she was a bit more

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persistent in giving him the godly spiel and

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the messages, and I'm just going through our

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messages, like, look, this is maybe what God

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wanted me to have. God's not real. You know?

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He was sort of wrapped in, you know, hooked on

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that because Charlie is a Christian. And so when

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I went to meet her, obviously my first instinct

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as a woman was that she was older than me. And

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I just thought, that's kind of weird that she

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would be into Charlie because Charlie's quite

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young in those ways. Um, Candace, have you heard

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about the thing of men being into older women?

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And as annoying as Erica Kirk is, wow, she's

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37. Yeah, as annoying as she is, she's pretty

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freaking hot. Mm -hmm. He's an absolute genius.

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He's got so much going for him. But, like, he's

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young in those ways. And he was inexperienced.

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And he's been very open about the fact that,

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like, he was a virgin when he got married. Wow.

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He was a virgin. I was going to pound Tom while

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he was praying. I feel like I'm oversharing here.

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You are oversharing, you moron. Shut up. Again.

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Could you imagine, like, you tell Charlie, like,

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what was it, September 10th he got shot? Could

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you imagine you tell him September 9th? Oh, yeah.

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Nine months in the future. Everyone's going to

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be talking about how you were a virgin and your

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wife's a cougar. And to be clear, I'm going to

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say I became best friends with the girl he was

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chasing. She's fun, you know. She knows how to

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ride. I just... Nothing. Just what everyone kind

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of sees now is kind of okay. But I did not care.

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You claim you don't care. You claim you don't

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mean to spill his business. But the dollar you're

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doing! I supported. I was like, go for this,

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go for this. Oh, thank God. Thank God he got

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Candace Owens' support. Shut up. You want a LinkedIn

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accolade for Noah and Charlie? Shut your ass.

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You're annoying. Blah, blah, blah. Gotta make

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everything about me. Imagine being a husband.

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What do we got here? Uh, Malin Ward. Who, um...

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was being referred to as a porn star in 2019,

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and I made a post on Instagram story saying that

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she was mad that she wasn't being referred to

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as a former sitcom actor. She blocked me. So

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she's really thin -skinned about, you know, having

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sex on camera. She said that Bonnie Blue is a

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black guy to the porn biz. Mm -hmm. I don't know.

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She's very self -conscious about doing pornography.

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She's hot, though. I can't deny it. Here she

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is. Do you think like content creators in the

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space like the Bonnie Blues? Yes. Oh, she's definitely

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with. Yeah. A thousand. Yeah. You know what's

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going on with women? Women claim that men are

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trying to bring them down. Oh, they're always

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playing the victim. You know what's really going

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on? I'm going to tell you what's really going

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on. The women. I'm bringing down the women. The

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minute I'm getting pregnant, that hurts too.

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Yeah. She's definitely detrimental. It's the

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business of you having sex so that lonely men

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can get their rocks off. Mm -hmm. It ain't that

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deep. Besides when it's deep. Disgusting for

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our industry. I know a lot of people in the industry

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not like her. I don't like you. You're annoying.

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Mm -hmm. And you're doing the profound thing

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of not wearing makeup on the TMZ podcast. Good.

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Good. You're so brave. She is just going after

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it for shock value. It's working. You're talking

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about her. When's the last time you've made the

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news for your porn? It got boring. And we are,

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yeah, I don't have any real respect for Bonnie

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Blue. That's good. Man, women go, men are so

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discriminatory against us. No, you're discriminatory

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against your own god. There you go. Moron. To

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fake a pregnancy like that, I mean, that is just

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over. She did have sex with a thousand guys,

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so I am kind of wondering. She might be on birth

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control, dad. Yeah. Abortion. I'm wondering how

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she did it. I don't even know how, listen, how

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does she physically do it? Actually, a couple

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of us grown girls, we were at AVN and she was

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there, and we were trying to think, and right

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after she did the big, like, whatever, thousand

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people or whatever, and we were trying to figure

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out literally how many seconds it went in. She

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was just not fun. You don't hang out with Malin

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Ward because she's classy. Happy Hot Topic! Well,

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she wants to charge his drops. The mother of

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a teenager who was arrested in Tampa during a

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teen takeover says her son had nothing to do

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with that takeover. I'm sure he's so innocent.

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Which is, your parenting of kissing his ass is

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why your son's in this problem. You never ever

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scolded him, you moron. Mm -hmm. These teen takeovers

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are so dangerous. Then the parents are like,

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no, not to my son. You're a moron. Mm -hmm. This

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is Channel 8's Victoria Lucas joining us live

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in Tampa. positive takeover is planned for tonight.

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So tell us a little bit more about that, Victoria.

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Keith is right. So we're here at the Jackson

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Heights NFL Yet Center where police are planning

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an event. That is a long name for a building.

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And it's called Takeover with a Purpose. are

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invited to come out for some food and games.

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It's also where that mother Angela, like, please

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stop destroying our city. Mm -hmm. Oh, Bellamy

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is going to come out here, she says, to talk

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to law enforcement about getting her son's charges

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dropped. Mother there. It's gonna impact his

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job that he gets. Oh, yeah, maybe you should

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scold him. Mm -hmm. You're making him into a

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privileged douchebag. It's gonna Yeah, he was

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causing a riot at Dapper Dead. This is social

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media. Like, his face, they're going to remember

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him forever. If you think your son was down about

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not doing anything, then you're encouraging the

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problem. No. Angela Bellamy says her 15 -year

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-old son, Armani Polite, was not... Oh, he's

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very recognizable because he's got dumb red hair.

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...involved in last Friday night's takeover at

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Corona Six and Park. She says he... was chaperoned

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by his 18 -year -old brother to allow him to

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see his girlfriend. Oh, yeah, that's good. I

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don't want the charges. I want to try my hardest

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to get... Uh, no one wants the charges, bud.

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Maybe you shouldn't have been there. Mm -hmm.

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I used to go to sketchy underage parties in,

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you know, bad neighborhoods in the suburbs. And

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you know what I did when it got wild? I would

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walk home because I didn't want to be there.

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Sometimes you got to leave the party, you moron.

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Oh. Flight joins 21 others from the ages of 12

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to 21 charged in the incident. Yeah, they should

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be charged. Community service. But this... Oh,

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my son should be charged. Shut up. This is teens

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coming out, starting fights. Wreaking havoc in

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the streets. And this is Chief Lee Burkhoff.

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Making it unsafe for our community members. It

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is unsafe. They're a bunch of morons. Our visitors

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and our police officers. There you go. A polite

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face is a fray, which means fighting in public

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and causing a disturbance, along with resisting

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an officer without violence. Oh yes, they didn't

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even, you know, get arrested. He didn't even

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go, hey, sorry. Yeah. Your behavior of allowing

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this is why he's in this situation. He's entitled!

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He says after spending time with his girlfriend,

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he and his brother went to see other friends.

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Then a fight broke out of nowhere. The light

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says he tried to defuse it, but instead... I

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will say this, dude. You are the five people

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you hang on. And there were more than five people

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there. Became someone's target. He hit me, and

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I defended myself as if he was a... Yeah, I would

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just walk away. You don't have to really fight

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back. That's a stupid, you know, defense. Come

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on! I'll help you figure it out. That's how I

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feel right now. Are you ready for the greatest

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show ever? Let's go, whatever. Attention, FM

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DJs, your morning show prep begins now. Loud.

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Rude. aggressive, and those are his good qualities.

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A sick person with a powerful tool. door is closing

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hi this is ryan hoppy's mom and you're listening

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to hoppy hour welcome back to hoppy hour with

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ryan hoppy yes now no no no no if i hit this

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button boom the whole program's gonna start okay

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Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.

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This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Weed up now, we

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flyin', H -O -P -P -E, H -O -P -P -E, H -O -P

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-P -E, H -O -P -P -E, Has reached the Hoppy Hour

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headquarters. Let me turn this off. Right here.

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This is CNN breaking news. Oh yeah, let me get

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the announcement music. After 12 years of swiping

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right, looking for my wallet and all, I had some

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good runs. Oh, there were some good times. And

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there were some bad times. But overall, it was

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a learning experience. I got a lot of reps in.

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And I never thought this day would come. No pun

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intended. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls

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of the gallery, or whatever they say, I'm here.

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144 months, whatever amount of days that is.

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I am officially retiring from Bumble and Tinder

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and especially Hinge. While there are some great

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women out there that you can meet on the dating

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apps. The constant ghosting and lack of communication.

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And then the other party wondering why their

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cell's only at 38. I just, it reaches a point,

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you know, where it was a good run. Oh, there

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was some good times. There was a hot -ass 54

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-year -old. And that college girl, yeah, it was

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all good. But life is impermanent. We could die

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at any moment. So nothing lasts forever. So I

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hate saying it. Even though I'll be back on it

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in two weeks. I'll come back from retirement

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like Tom Brady. Not really. I am officially retiring

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from dating apps. Now, it's up in the air if

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I'll be retiring from dating. Constant lack of

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communication and falling for somebody. And then

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the ghost thing. It's just your heart strings

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can only take so much. 14 years. 12 since 2014.

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That's how emotional I am right now. I can't

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even get the amount of time right. I would swipe

00:16:49.899 --> 00:16:54.570
right on everybody. That's a good run. But all

00:16:54.570 --> 00:16:57.830
good things must come now and then. Bless you

00:16:57.830 --> 00:17:02.690
and your outcome. It's a bumble, tender, Facebook

00:17:02.690 --> 00:17:17.829
dating hinge. It's a goodbye. 856. 49 happy.

00:17:17.910 --> 00:17:20.289
I was having fun doing that. I thought about

00:17:20.289 --> 00:17:25.220
that. It's just, it ain't worth it. Men feel

00:17:25.220 --> 00:17:28.240
emotions a lot differently than women. Women

00:17:28.240 --> 00:17:30.619
can go from guy to guy. I'm not talking about

00:17:30.619 --> 00:17:32.839
body. I'm just saying, like, they can just go.

00:17:33.819 --> 00:17:39.000
It's like fan fiction. Like, you know when a

00:17:39.000 --> 00:17:41.680
girl texts you, like, I don't know, 8 .50 at

00:17:41.680 --> 00:17:46.059
night, and she's like, what are you doing? And

00:17:46.059 --> 00:17:48.640
you're like, oh, you know, just hanging out.

00:17:49.119 --> 00:17:51.420
And she's just like, well, maybe another time.

00:17:51.519 --> 00:17:52.900
And you're like, well, no, no, no, I'm free.

00:17:54.039 --> 00:17:56.980
And she's like, oh, I'm tired. Why did you text

00:17:56.980 --> 00:18:00.200
me? What, am I fan fiction? What, are you revving

00:18:00.200 --> 00:18:02.960
up the engine? And then once you revved it up,

00:18:02.960 --> 00:18:07.359
you realized you didn't want company? It was

00:18:07.359 --> 00:18:12.160
a good run. But now it's over. And thank God

00:18:12.160 --> 00:18:16.700
for my VPN. That's all I'll say. David Banner

00:18:16.700 --> 00:18:19.019
says he doesn't believe Martin Luther King liked

00:18:19.019 --> 00:18:22.019
himself. If you go back and look at Martin Luther

00:18:22.019 --> 00:18:25.000
King, and it's online, the speech that he was

00:18:25.000 --> 00:18:27.920
going to do at his church the week that he died,

00:18:28.119 --> 00:18:30.279
you would have thought that was Malcolm X. Oh,

00:18:30.279 --> 00:18:33.980
geez. Man, we are really dissecting things, aren't

00:18:33.980 --> 00:18:37.359
we? Martin Luther King was sick of getting his

00:18:37.359 --> 00:18:40.480
ass beat on. He wanted to be about finances.

00:18:41.549 --> 00:18:43.130
He was talking about some of the things that

00:18:43.130 --> 00:18:45.190
were going on in the war that nobody dared to

00:18:45.190 --> 00:18:47.670
speak about. Yeah, he was kind of ahead of his

00:18:47.670 --> 00:18:50.049
time, wasn't he? That was the reason why they

00:18:50.049 --> 00:18:53.730
killed that man. But the version of Martin Luther

00:18:53.730 --> 00:18:56.150
King that black people love, I don't think Martin

00:18:56.150 --> 00:18:59.869
Luther King liked him. I have no comment on that,

00:18:59.990 --> 00:19:03.910
but they are talking race, as usual, on the Cam

00:19:03.910 --> 00:19:09.269
Newton podcast. This clip right here. It's very

00:19:09.269 --> 00:19:13.549
interesting. Clavicular tries testing this girl's

00:19:13.549 --> 00:19:16.509
intentions by asking for her number. And the

00:19:16.509 --> 00:19:34.450
second she agrees, he switches up the vibe. That's

00:19:34.450 --> 00:19:37.539
terrible. Was she deaf? Or is it because they're

00:19:37.539 --> 00:19:39.720
playing Drake too loud in the background? So

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I guess he switches up the vibe after she says

00:19:42.160 --> 00:19:44.700
she wants to go out with him. First of all, girls

00:19:44.700 --> 00:19:46.460
don't like that ass -kissing thing where you're

00:19:46.460 --> 00:19:49.140
like, oh, you're classy. No, you gotta call him

00:19:49.140 --> 00:19:52.779
dumb. I'm kidding. It's not quite that. But I

00:19:52.779 --> 00:19:54.640
have never met a girl that likes compliments.

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You watch the old -time movies where they're

00:20:00.380 --> 00:20:03.279
like, oh, I'm gonna court you and hold your door.

00:20:03.380 --> 00:20:06.279
No, they're like... Slam the door on me. Not

00:20:06.279 --> 00:20:08.940
quite that, but it feels like it. Because girls

00:20:08.940 --> 00:20:12.859
like bad boys. And I wonder why the bad boys

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have break their heart. Neon could not believe

00:20:19.140 --> 00:20:23.200
Iggy Azalea exposed the exact type of scent she

00:20:23.200 --> 00:20:26.319
finds most attractive on guys. Every human is

00:20:26.319 --> 00:20:28.339
supposed to use lotion every day. Could you recommend

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me one? I really like this. original flavor lotion

00:20:31.529 --> 00:20:34.849
it's vanilla oh yeah be good lip and like slightly

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it says banana but you wouldn't think it was

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banana you can't like put your finger on it smells

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so fucking good i also really like this it's

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like a a um what do you call it a uh you're talking

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like a blonde again it's like kapari and it's

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a body oil like a melt like it's hard and you

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i don't know it's absolutely ruining I feel like

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Neon's trying to jump the shark a little bit.

00:21:00.920 --> 00:21:05.140
What are you doing? This is an interesting clip

00:21:05.140 --> 00:21:07.599
right here on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy, which

00:21:07.599 --> 00:21:09.339
you should always expect because I try to bring

00:21:09.339 --> 00:21:14.619
interesting stuff. Dr. Carol Hoovey says men

00:21:14.619 --> 00:21:18.619
objectifying women can be natural. So in the

00:21:18.619 --> 00:21:23.279
dream, what I felt was this very strong pull.

00:21:24.089 --> 00:21:28.029
to this woman's body. And it wasn't even the

00:21:28.029 --> 00:21:33.170
whole thing. It was like I was drawn to her shape,

00:21:33.210 --> 00:21:36.069
her form, and I wanted to touch it. She's a hot

00:21:36.069 --> 00:21:41.970
piece of ass. And I felt that I had to work my

00:21:41.970 --> 00:21:45.809
way through her. Work my way up to you, girl.

00:21:46.210 --> 00:21:51.690
To do it. I got emptiness inside. The only way

00:21:51.690 --> 00:21:57.329
I can describe it, it was just devoid of the

00:21:57.329 --> 00:22:05.390
whole person. There's a riveting podcast. I feel

00:22:05.390 --> 00:22:07.250
like we need to do a pre -screening of podcasts.

00:22:07.950 --> 00:22:10.369
It's kind of like the Oprah clip with the cars.

00:22:10.609 --> 00:22:12.910
You get a car, you get a car. It's like you get

00:22:12.910 --> 00:22:16.309
a podcast and you get a podcast. All right, 856.

00:22:17.039 --> 00:22:19.619
49. Oh, yeah. You're probably wondering what

00:22:19.619 --> 00:22:22.640
the frick happened. So at work, one of the DJs

00:22:22.640 --> 00:22:25.559
had to use the room. So you know what I did?

00:22:25.660 --> 00:22:28.859
I went home. So if it sounds a little different

00:22:28.859 --> 00:22:32.160
in this room, it's because I'm at home. But we

00:22:32.160 --> 00:22:34.339
still have so much to get into. And it's also

00:22:34.339 --> 00:22:36.980
like I have no problem with my job, but it's

00:22:36.980 --> 00:22:39.259
like 71 degrees in the room I'm recording. It's

00:22:39.259 --> 00:22:43.640
65 here. By the way, you want to know something

00:22:43.640 --> 00:22:46.940
crazy? You want a visual that'll turn on your

00:22:46.940 --> 00:22:49.539
girl? Like, think about it. If right now you're

00:22:49.539 --> 00:22:51.680
hanging out with your girl, she's like, why are

00:22:51.680 --> 00:22:54.500
you listening to this podcast? Mm -hmm. Guess

00:22:54.500 --> 00:22:59.619
what? I'm naked. Yeah, I'm butt naked doing my

00:22:59.619 --> 00:23:01.480
podcast while my kid's looking at me like, what

00:23:01.480 --> 00:23:06.380
is wrong with my daddy? Mm -hmm. So imagine me

00:23:06.380 --> 00:23:08.680
leaning back in an office chair, butt naked.

00:23:09.500 --> 00:23:12.420
Talking about Alabama Barker, who I would not

00:23:12.420 --> 00:23:18.039
mind seeing butt naked. So here is Iggy Azalea

00:23:18.039 --> 00:23:21.539
and Neon talking about Alabama Barker, caring

00:23:21.539 --> 00:23:23.440
about him and being the first girl to treat him

00:23:23.440 --> 00:23:27.819
right. I've had this happen with women where

00:23:27.819 --> 00:23:32.200
they try to invest in you, but they view you

00:23:32.200 --> 00:23:35.240
like a Bitcoin. So this is what's going on. Alabama

00:23:35.240 --> 00:23:41.259
are a cute couple. What do you think? Yeah, I

00:23:41.259 --> 00:23:43.319
ship you in Alabama. I think that you guys look

00:23:43.319 --> 00:23:45.660
like you have a lot of fun together. I don't

00:23:45.660 --> 00:23:50.500
believe it. She likes black guys! And NBA players!

00:23:51.220 --> 00:23:53.140
And she seems really sweet around you. And I

00:23:53.140 --> 00:23:57.619
liked the, um... Well, they all seem sweet at

00:23:57.619 --> 00:23:59.460
first and you get to know them. You know that

00:23:59.460 --> 00:24:01.019
she did for you at the beach. That was really

00:24:01.019 --> 00:24:03.579
sweet. You saw that? I saw a clip of it, yeah.

00:24:03.859 --> 00:24:06.759
And I was like, you know what? That's very nice

00:24:06.759 --> 00:24:09.180
of her to do. I feel like Neon's going to really

00:24:09.180 --> 00:24:15.299
go through it when he's like 26 or 27. But I

00:24:15.299 --> 00:24:17.460
feel like he thinks this girl cares about him.

00:24:17.619 --> 00:24:23.819
And I'll bend it! As I'm butt naked in my apartment.

00:24:23.960 --> 00:24:26.420
Because a lot of girls don't do anything. They

00:24:26.420 --> 00:24:28.759
don't. I think she went and took the time to

00:24:28.759 --> 00:24:31.799
do that for you. There you go. Sounds like Iggy's

00:24:31.799 --> 00:24:34.099
a little jealous. She wants some of the Neon

00:24:34.099 --> 00:24:38.960
D. Here's Clavicular. Let's see if I agree with

00:24:38.960 --> 00:24:41.559
this video. But I do think that the dating market

00:24:41.559 --> 00:24:45.759
is messed up for guys. But Clavicular says it's

00:24:45.759 --> 00:24:47.619
brutal out there. Let's hear what this expert

00:24:47.619 --> 00:24:51.170
says. Because when I think of the authority on

00:24:51.170 --> 00:24:53.930
dating, I think of molecular. Give women a break.

00:24:54.089 --> 00:24:56.710
I mean, women won't even look at a man who's

00:24:56.710 --> 00:24:59.529
under six foot as a... I mean, that's true, but

00:24:59.529 --> 00:25:01.650
everyone looks at me. I'm six nine, bitch. Human

00:25:01.650 --> 00:25:03.789
in a lot of cases, like, what are we talking

00:25:03.789 --> 00:25:07.390
about? They are the most fucking brutal gender,

00:25:07.589 --> 00:25:10.450
and this is... I don't even know if I agree with

00:25:10.450 --> 00:25:12.990
this. The most brutal dating... I don't think

00:25:12.990 --> 00:25:16.329
it's brutal. It's confusing. Ladies out there,

00:25:16.410 --> 00:25:21.000
listen to me. I know the whole energy is, oh,

00:25:21.000 --> 00:25:25.880
men don't have emotions. We do. We were just

00:25:25.880 --> 00:25:28.859
told by society not to have any. ...market that

00:25:28.859 --> 00:25:31.319
we've ever been in. So for you to sit here and

00:25:31.319 --> 00:25:35.039
tell me that I'm being too mean or I'm... I never

00:25:35.039 --> 00:25:39.680
want to be ageist where I'm like, I don't take

00:25:39.680 --> 00:25:41.259
this person's advice because they were born in

00:25:41.259 --> 00:25:50.859
2006, but he was born in 2006! Here is a man

00:25:50.859 --> 00:25:53.819
describing the biggest ick men have for women.

00:25:53.940 --> 00:25:56.359
The biggest ick that men have for women, yes,

00:25:56.500 --> 00:25:59.660
we have icks too, is when a woman cannot do the

00:25:59.660 --> 00:26:02.519
R word, which women are literally built to do.

00:26:02.839 --> 00:26:05.180
It's like the thing that makes a woman a woman.

00:26:05.319 --> 00:26:07.240
It starts with the letter R, and I don't know

00:26:07.240 --> 00:26:09.019
why it's not taught in schools. By the way, I'm

00:26:09.019 --> 00:26:10.500
Taylor Love. I help explain the man brain. If

00:26:10.500 --> 00:26:11.980
you like that kind of stuff, hit - No one gives

00:26:11.980 --> 00:26:14.119
a shit, bro. The follow button. At our core,

00:26:14.339 --> 00:26:17.619
men are providers. Even the guys saying they

00:26:17.619 --> 00:26:19.900
want to go 50 -50 on the dates. Even the soy

00:26:19.900 --> 00:26:22.079
boys who've got the man buns, who are in their

00:26:22.079 --> 00:26:24.279
feminine energy, and can't pick what they want

00:26:24.279 --> 00:26:27.380
off a menu. Even they know that they are on this

00:26:27.380 --> 00:26:31.079
earth to do one thing, provide for women and

00:26:31.079 --> 00:26:34.180
children. That's what we are built for. And if

00:26:34.180 --> 00:26:36.200
we're built to provide, guess what you're built

00:26:36.200 --> 00:26:42.119
for? You're built to receive. That is a weird

00:26:42.119 --> 00:26:46.160
R word. The R word is receive. I don't like his

00:26:46.160 --> 00:26:48.680
masculine energy. He seems like a douchebag.

00:26:50.480 --> 00:26:55.259
Gee, why don't girls like me? Mm -hmm. Clavicular

00:26:55.259 --> 00:27:00.740
describes cheating on Lily. Mm -hmm. Under the

00:27:00.740 --> 00:27:06.279
desk now. Under the desk. He's always got this

00:27:06.279 --> 00:27:08.039
crappy music playing in the background. He is

00:27:08.039 --> 00:27:13.789
so coked out. This is why I like... This is why

00:27:13.789 --> 00:27:18.849
I like prostitutes. Are we really going to edit

00:27:18.849 --> 00:27:21.269
out the word prostitute? Are we that sensitive?

00:27:22.029 --> 00:27:25.910
This is getting out of control. Prostitute, prostitute,

00:27:25.990 --> 00:27:28.589
prostitute. This is why I like prostitutes. This

00:27:28.589 --> 00:27:33.029
is why I like cheating on you. Man, Clavicular

00:27:33.029 --> 00:27:38.150
seems like a good -ass dude. Sarcasm. Here's

00:27:38.150 --> 00:27:43.759
a hot -ass woman with a huge -ass chest. Telling

00:27:43.759 --> 00:27:48.299
us the kind of men that scares women the most.

00:27:48.400 --> 00:27:50.720
Do you know what kind of man scares women the

00:27:50.720 --> 00:27:53.619
most today? What? It's not the rich one. It's

00:27:53.619 --> 00:27:56.339
not the heartthrob. It's not the macho man. It's

00:27:56.339 --> 00:27:59.339
the man who has already been destroyed once and

00:27:59.339 --> 00:28:04.519
rebuilt himself. And doesn't care. I tell people

00:28:04.519 --> 00:28:07.160
this all the time. You can add all the trouble

00:28:07.160 --> 00:28:12.690
you want on me. My dad died, my uncle died in

00:28:12.690 --> 00:28:15.569
birth leukemia, my cat's dying in front of me.

00:28:15.670 --> 00:28:20.609
You know what? Just add it on. This man isn't

00:28:20.609 --> 00:28:24.109
afraid of abandonment. He's faced silence, he's

00:28:24.109 --> 00:28:26.809
confronted loneliness, and he's - My loneliness

00:28:26.809 --> 00:28:31.240
is killing me! Survived the worst day of his

00:28:31.240 --> 00:28:34.180
life. He learned to cook, he learned to clean,

00:28:34.240 --> 00:28:36.960
or he learned to organize his own life. I will

00:28:36.960 --> 00:28:40.579
say, there always is a time in life, especially

00:28:40.579 --> 00:28:44.839
if you're a dude and you've got ADHD. What was

00:28:44.839 --> 00:28:48.000
that sound? Was that my air conditioner? That

00:28:48.000 --> 00:28:50.059
was weird. Ah, this is why it's weird recording

00:28:50.059 --> 00:28:51.680
from home. Even my cat looked around like, what

00:28:51.680 --> 00:28:55.359
the fuck? The thing is, old man, is when we've

00:28:55.359 --> 00:28:58.279
been so hard talking, And we have a girl that

00:28:58.279 --> 00:29:01.059
teaches us everything. They want to take credit.

00:29:01.099 --> 00:29:05.079
Like, oh, I taught him that fast. And he learned

00:29:05.079 --> 00:29:08.200
to live without being emotionally dependent on

00:29:08.200 --> 00:29:12.140
anyone. Yeah. That was something I did not do

00:29:12.140 --> 00:29:16.940
early on. Like, I don't know. I don't know what

00:29:16.940 --> 00:29:19.119
women are doing. And I'm not trying to go down

00:29:19.119 --> 00:29:21.880
like an incel road because I love women. We need

00:29:21.880 --> 00:29:23.900
women. Women are better at customer service than

00:29:23.900 --> 00:29:26.529
men. I think women are smarter than men in some

00:29:26.529 --> 00:29:29.289
ways. But there's a problem, ladies and gentlemen,

00:29:29.369 --> 00:29:35.109
of boys and girls. Ever since the Me Too movement,

00:29:35.269 --> 00:29:38.609
every man is categorized as a Harvey Weinstein.

00:29:40.650 --> 00:29:43.609
And that's not fair to our gender. No, it's not.

00:29:44.890 --> 00:29:47.730
856 -49 -HAPPY. It's very weird. I was on like

00:29:47.730 --> 00:29:50.670
a 20 -minute roll. I was doing good radio. I

00:29:50.670 --> 00:29:53.299
was doing good radio. Then I had to relocate.

00:29:53.299 --> 00:29:55.799
It's like 100 million degrees outside. No, I'm

00:29:55.799 --> 00:30:00.319
like at home. I'm like, this is weird. This woman

00:30:00.319 --> 00:30:03.880
says sexual liberation is a scam. Somebody said,

00:30:04.099 --> 00:30:08.200
but women have sexual liberation too. That's

00:30:08.200 --> 00:30:09.740
what I wanted right there. That's what I wanted.

00:30:09.839 --> 00:30:13.299
That face right there. Sexual. That is your offense.

00:30:13.960 --> 00:30:16.680
Liberation is a scam. Explain. Expound on that.

00:30:16.680 --> 00:30:19.119
It is a scam that gets women to act out of what

00:30:19.119 --> 00:30:21.619
is truly natural. It is not natural for us to

00:30:21.619 --> 00:30:23.440
have multiple sexual partners. It's just not.

00:30:23.460 --> 00:30:26.400
It's not natural for us to be. I think women

00:30:26.400 --> 00:30:31.200
are really starting to overthink sex. I really

00:30:31.200 --> 00:30:33.880
think it's like the Me Too movement made women

00:30:33.880 --> 00:30:37.059
think like, oh, I can't be promiscuous. I think

00:30:37.059 --> 00:30:39.480
there's so much more stimulation with social

00:30:39.480 --> 00:30:42.160
media and dildos. We do it all the time, Sarah.

00:30:42.319 --> 00:30:43.380
Yeah, it doesn't matter. We're different. It

00:30:43.380 --> 00:30:45.039
is a double standard. It's a double standard.

00:30:45.200 --> 00:30:49.680
I can't listen to them. Blah, blah, blah. But

00:30:49.680 --> 00:30:51.680
then again, someone's listening going, Ryan,

00:30:51.740 --> 00:30:54.539
you're a part of the blah, blah, blah. So am

00:30:54.539 --> 00:30:58.779
I any different? I don't really think so. All

00:30:58.779 --> 00:31:01.720
right, here's DJ Academics. I kind of like DJ

00:31:01.720 --> 00:31:05.799
Academics' body of work. He's an outspoken man.

00:31:06.579 --> 00:31:10.319
But he's a little bit of a bitch when it comes

00:31:10.319 --> 00:31:14.819
to Drake. And Drake flew DJ Academics out like

00:31:14.819 --> 00:31:17.720
a princess. Academics says he needs more rich

00:31:17.720 --> 00:31:20.299
friends. You know what I need? I need some rich

00:31:20.299 --> 00:31:24.480
friends, bro. The problem, I've had rich friends

00:31:24.480 --> 00:31:26.799
that do morning radio and turn on their life.

00:31:28.500 --> 00:31:30.859
And the problem is, you're always like, when

00:31:30.859 --> 00:31:33.420
they like take you on a vacation, on like a cruise

00:31:33.420 --> 00:31:37.440
and whatnot. You know what the problem is? They

00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:42.569
have power over you. Yo, is that? Oh, wow. What

00:31:42.569 --> 00:31:45.430
the fuck? Is that fake? If I say I want some

00:31:45.430 --> 00:31:47.730
rich friends? That is. Yeah. You know what? I

00:31:47.730 --> 00:31:49.589
realize I need some rich friends. I'm about to

00:31:49.589 --> 00:31:51.349
go on vacation. You know, we're taking a month.

00:31:51.750 --> 00:31:53.650
I'm going on vacation next month for my birthday,

00:31:53.789 --> 00:31:56.109
which is yesterday. Yeah, he like lies about

00:31:56.109 --> 00:31:57.950
his age. He claims he's like 35. Looks like he's

00:31:57.950 --> 00:32:05.609
58. And the vacation that I'm trying to have,

00:32:05.769 --> 00:32:11.369
you know what I mean? It ain't one of the vacations

00:32:11.369 --> 00:32:13.970
where your homies be like, yo, I got you with

00:32:13.970 --> 00:32:17.750
like $800. Oh, yeah, we can run a chain. Oh,

00:32:17.750 --> 00:32:19.730
yeah, that ain't going to cut it. All right.

00:32:20.150 --> 00:32:21.990
So he's pretty much saying he wants friends to

00:32:21.990 --> 00:32:23.849
just buy him things because he's a sociopath.

00:32:27.150 --> 00:32:30.109
Adonis said this about Drake, saying that he

00:32:30.109 --> 00:32:32.250
let some of his dying relatives listen to his

00:32:32.250 --> 00:32:34.849
music before it was released. I spoke, bro. Drake's

00:32:34.849 --> 00:32:37.809
so happy, but guys, he's so happy. He's so happy.

00:32:37.869 --> 00:32:42.210
I forgot to say last night. I don't know why

00:32:42.210 --> 00:32:45.109
I didn't think of it. Obviously, I did. But I

00:32:45.109 --> 00:32:49.390
had a fan member who passed, and they were waiting

00:32:49.390 --> 00:32:54.170
on Iceman. And I got an icebox where my heart

00:32:54.170 --> 00:33:00.789
used to be. Honestly, like, I got a chance before,

00:33:00.890 --> 00:33:04.950
you know what I'm saying? Like, before to, you

00:33:04.950 --> 00:33:07.609
know, Drake sent me songs so I can. He's trying

00:33:07.609 --> 00:33:10.700
to ground you, man. You know? He likes those

00:33:10.700 --> 00:33:13.619
Jewish boys. So Drake's a real one for that,

00:33:13.640 --> 00:33:22.299
bro. 8 -5 -6. 49, Hoppy. 8 -5 -6. Here's a woman

00:33:22.299 --> 00:33:24.079
saying men and women don't pay the same price

00:33:24.079 --> 00:33:26.960
for sex. Men and women can both have sex. Oh,

00:33:27.000 --> 00:33:30.579
yeah. Last night I was having sex with myself.

00:33:30.660 --> 00:33:34.799
It was great. What happens after? Two completely

00:33:34.799 --> 00:33:37.559
different biological stories. Men are built for

00:33:37.559 --> 00:33:40.700
volume. Simple biology. Roughly 300 million new

00:33:40.700 --> 00:33:44.660
sperm a day. Hell yeah! And mine's all dead!

00:33:46.380 --> 00:33:50.319
You know why a mine is dead? It's very weird.

00:33:50.539 --> 00:33:53.700
It's because of this. Did you know that Ryan

00:33:53.700 --> 00:33:55.859
Hoppy got a vasectomy? Well, now you know. And

00:33:55.859 --> 00:33:57.680
we aren't even sure why we told you. Welcome

00:33:57.680 --> 00:34:00.799
back to Hoppy Hour. And evolution wired him to

00:34:00.799 --> 00:34:03.119
spread his seed and protect the species, right?

00:34:03.299 --> 00:34:07.400
All over the face. Sex for a man is a dopamine

00:34:07.400 --> 00:34:12.099
flash. Oh, yeah. And a testosterone. Man, nothing

00:34:12.099 --> 00:34:14.739
beats when you bang on a girl and then you drive

00:34:14.739 --> 00:34:17.800
home and you're playing Lil Wayne. You're like,

00:34:17.820 --> 00:34:22.590
yeah. I just nut. bike a quick hit with no emotional

00:34:22.590 --> 00:34:25.190
residue that's why a guy can sleep with somebody

00:34:25.190 --> 00:34:27.369
and literally feel nothing after because his

00:34:27.369 --> 00:34:30.670
brain resets almost instantly he doesn't bond

00:34:30.670 --> 00:34:33.070
through sex he bonds through loyalty respect

00:34:33.070 --> 00:34:36.699
mission and peace Women, on the other hand, are

00:34:36.699 --> 00:34:40.840
obsessive. Are built for depth. She has one egg,

00:34:40.920 --> 00:34:44.440
one shot. That actually has a good point. Her

00:34:44.440 --> 00:34:47.199
body floods with oxytocin, which is the same

00:34:47.199 --> 00:34:49.960
hormone that bonds her to her baby. Alright,

00:34:50.119 --> 00:34:54.219
that's scary. It really is weird how the entrance

00:34:54.219 --> 00:34:57.099
is also the exit zone for a kid coming out. It's

00:34:57.099 --> 00:35:01.530
very strange. Shakira, Shakira. She wins her

00:35:01.530 --> 00:35:04.630
tax fraud case in Spain. Good for her. I bet

00:35:04.630 --> 00:35:06.630
she did something, but because she's Shakira,

00:35:06.650 --> 00:35:09.170
she can't. She's a hot piece of ass. She can

00:35:09.170 --> 00:35:14.170
only win it. A lawyer claims Dr. Cheyenne Bryant's

00:35:14.170 --> 00:35:17.630
branding is legal. Dr. Dre isn't a real doctor.

00:35:17.889 --> 00:35:19.710
I believe what I just found out about Dr. Cheyenne

00:35:19.710 --> 00:35:23.329
Bryant. I actually found proof that Cheyenne...

00:35:24.059 --> 00:35:28.940
is Dr. Bryant. Now her integrity may be in question,

00:35:29.039 --> 00:35:32.380
but she has illegal ducks in a row. So then,

00:35:32.500 --> 00:35:35.019
but you don't see Dr. Dre out here trying to

00:35:35.019 --> 00:35:39.199
diagnose people. He just beats up women. This

00:35:39.199 --> 00:35:43.780
is a trademark for Dr. Bryant since 2018. Damn.

00:35:44.619 --> 00:35:49.139
I love how the culture is protecting her. But

00:35:49.139 --> 00:35:51.780
like if Amy Schumer did that, it'd be no good.

00:35:53.449 --> 00:35:55.809
Women don't know what they want in a guy. A girl

00:35:55.809 --> 00:35:58.369
says, just stay away from us. There is something

00:35:58.369 --> 00:36:01.449
about a guy with a six pack that gives me, gives

00:36:01.449 --> 00:36:07.849
me the biggest ick. I, mm -mm, mm -mm. I will

00:36:07.849 --> 00:36:09.269
take. Man, it's not like you're nothing. Take

00:36:09.269 --> 00:36:14.349
a dad bod any day over a six pack. Any day. It

00:36:14.349 --> 00:36:16.010
also just kind of icks me out because it's like,

00:36:16.010 --> 00:36:19.539
why are you into your. Body so much. Oh, no.

00:36:19.659 --> 00:36:23.480
Heaven forbid we take care of ourselves. Because

00:36:23.480 --> 00:36:25.800
then women judge men that are out of shape. What

00:36:25.800 --> 00:36:29.380
do you want? Like, I know my mental headspace

00:36:29.380 --> 00:36:31.860
when I was, like, obsessed with my body and working

00:36:31.860 --> 00:36:34.440
out and this and that. And I watched them. And

00:36:34.440 --> 00:36:37.159
it was a very toxic mindspace. Whatever, man.

00:36:37.239 --> 00:36:39.960
What are they doing? Now, this is my timeline,

00:36:40.059 --> 00:36:44.579
so I'm not sure. But it's weird. You're out of

00:36:44.579 --> 00:36:51.619
your mind. The killer of Hylia is getting death

00:36:51.619 --> 00:36:53.559
threats after starting a GoFundMe for his legal

00:36:53.559 --> 00:36:57.639
fees. Bro, you beat death row. Accept it. Here's

00:36:57.639 --> 00:37:00.360
a woman saying guys are tired of the drama. Sassy

00:37:00.360 --> 00:37:02.539
man apocalypse this, that, whatever. No, shy

00:37:02.539 --> 00:37:04.539
man apocalypse. You know what's low -key been

00:37:04.539 --> 00:37:06.320
giving me the ick recently? Not that you ask

00:37:06.320 --> 00:37:08.059
or care, but I'm going to tell you anyways. Is

00:37:08.059 --> 00:37:10.460
like the ick like the new Gen Z term? Because

00:37:10.460 --> 00:37:13.900
like three of these videos have said ick. The

00:37:13.900 --> 00:37:17.000
art of approaching a girl in public. Has died.

00:37:17.460 --> 00:37:21.179
Yeah, I'm six foot nine and awkward. I said awkward.

00:37:21.420 --> 00:37:24.679
And sometimes if I'm sitting at the bar, I can

00:37:24.679 --> 00:37:27.099
talk to a girl. But when you go up to them, they're

00:37:27.099 --> 00:37:29.840
like, no, you're tall. You got a big dick. Got

00:37:29.840 --> 00:37:32.280
two bones to pick. Number one is men who see

00:37:32.280 --> 00:37:35.219
you in public and then reach out to you on socials

00:37:35.219 --> 00:37:37.139
the next day instead of just coming up to you.

00:37:37.340 --> 00:37:40.059
I'll be honest. I've done that when I'm drunk.

00:37:41.779 --> 00:37:44.219
Like, honestly, it's good intention. But no,

00:37:44.380 --> 00:37:46.739
it's just such an act. I feel kind of embarrassed

00:37:46.739 --> 00:37:49.780
that I used to do that in the club. I had a friend.

00:37:49.880 --> 00:37:52.360
He's a former friend. He's a douchebag nightclub

00:37:52.360 --> 00:37:59.440
DJ. But he would have Betty after Betty in the

00:37:59.440 --> 00:38:03.679
club. And I'd be hitting on him. Mm -hmm. And

00:38:03.679 --> 00:38:05.860
I'd get to Instagram, and they would not follow

00:38:05.860 --> 00:38:09.880
back. It made me feel bad. And he would bang

00:38:09.880 --> 00:38:12.159
them out. You have to, like, hide behind your

00:38:12.159 --> 00:38:14.199
phone. All right, that's making me feel a little

00:38:14.199 --> 00:38:17.239
self -conscious about how I used to be. All right,

00:38:17.239 --> 00:38:19.679
Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi are starting

00:38:19.679 --> 00:38:22.400
to get serious after their trip to Hawaii. Oh,

00:38:22.420 --> 00:38:26.079
you know, that was a bang fest. Spencer Pratt

00:38:26.079 --> 00:38:28.079
and Heidi Montag were seen eating at a fancy

00:38:28.079 --> 00:38:30.599
restaurant. I saw this news. I didn't know this

00:38:30.599 --> 00:38:34.230
hot piece of ass is... Having a, had a kid. You

00:38:34.230 --> 00:38:38.489
know Abby Phipps? Mm -hmm. Remember the girl

00:38:38.489 --> 00:38:41.969
that had that weird video with Cameron? No, not

00:38:41.969 --> 00:38:46.309
a sex tape. She's the girl from, not SNL. She's

00:38:46.309 --> 00:38:52.550
from CNN. And she's from CNN and she's having

00:38:52.550 --> 00:38:56.889
a kid. And baby number two is on the way. You

00:38:56.889 --> 00:39:00.300
know making a baby with her is fun. If you don't

00:39:00.300 --> 00:39:01.800
know what I'm talking about, here's where I first

00:39:01.800 --> 00:39:04.519
heard about Abby. Here's the clip. Thanks for

00:39:04.519 --> 00:39:08.960
being here. First, when you saw that video of

00:39:08.960 --> 00:39:14.780
Diddy, Cassie in that hotel, did you recognize

00:39:14.780 --> 00:39:21.539
that Sean Combs? What I want to say, first of

00:39:21.539 --> 00:39:24.199
all, when I seen the video, everything in the

00:39:24.199 --> 00:39:27.980
video is egregious. I'm against. I don't support.

00:39:30.150 --> 00:39:32.469
All the charges that's alleged against him, I

00:39:32.469 --> 00:39:34.690
don't support any of that. Traffic and minors,

00:39:34.750 --> 00:39:38.150
domestic violence, I'm totally against it. So

00:39:38.150 --> 00:39:39.989
when I seen the video, yeah, I was kind of upset

00:39:39.989 --> 00:39:43.349
with it. Being that I know him, he's not necessarily

00:39:43.349 --> 00:39:45.750
a friend, but yeah, I was upset when I seen it.

00:39:45.969 --> 00:39:49.449
Did you recognize him? Did you recognize that

00:39:49.449 --> 00:39:52.599
kind of anger at all? From your experiences?

00:39:52.800 --> 00:39:53.539
I don't know him like that. What do you mean

00:39:53.539 --> 00:39:55.960
do I be recognized? I recognize him. I've seen

00:39:55.960 --> 00:39:58.519
him. What do you mean my experiences? I've seen

00:39:58.519 --> 00:40:01.219
him and I thought it was disgusting. I didn't

00:40:01.219 --> 00:40:03.519
do a zoom in to see if it was really him or nothing,

00:40:03.579 --> 00:40:07.300
but he admitted it was him, so yeah, it was him.

00:40:07.480 --> 00:40:09.480
What did you think about the apology that he

00:40:09.480 --> 00:40:14.980
gave in that other video? The apology ain't for

00:40:14.980 --> 00:40:18.159
me, it's for Cassie. What I think about it don't

00:40:18.159 --> 00:40:22.059
matter. It ain't do nothing to me. need to ask

00:40:22.059 --> 00:40:25.119
Cassie if she accept the apology. I told you

00:40:25.119 --> 00:40:28.059
I feel. I said what I said. I want to play a

00:40:28.059 --> 00:40:30.480
conversation that you had on your podcast back

00:40:30.480 --> 00:40:35.659
in September with Mace. Listen. Yeah. When you

00:40:35.659 --> 00:40:38.519
had your record deal, why did you take me to

00:40:38.519 --> 00:40:42.320
Biggie Smalls and not Bad Boy? Man, it's almost

00:40:42.320 --> 00:40:44.599
going to bring me to tears to say this. I just,

00:40:44.719 --> 00:40:48.300
being that I saw you as such a good friend, I

00:40:48.300 --> 00:40:52.949
wanted to Put you with somebody I knew it Thank

00:40:52.949 --> 00:40:55.250
you, man, I really appreciate that a lot of people

00:40:55.250 --> 00:41:03.530
ask me that on Instantly I knew Biggie would

00:41:03.530 --> 00:41:08.369
would do right by Can you tell us a little bit

00:41:08.369 --> 00:41:12.829
more about that I mean is there Is there something

00:41:12.829 --> 00:41:15.730
known in the industry about how did he treated

00:41:15.730 --> 00:41:24.219
his artists So I'm going to get some cheeks after

00:41:24.219 --> 00:41:28.579
this horsepower. It's him drinking like his boner

00:41:28.579 --> 00:41:34.460
juice. He looks repulsed. I'm just going off

00:41:34.460 --> 00:41:36.599
what Mace said. Mace took me to Biggie. I don't

00:41:36.599 --> 00:41:40.980
really know puffers like Mace no puff. So I appreciate

00:41:40.980 --> 00:41:43.500
what Mace said. And of course, that's my brother.

00:41:43.579 --> 00:41:45.500
So if he felt that way, then he felt that way.

00:41:45.579 --> 00:41:48.159
I can't really tell you how puff moves or anything

00:41:48.159 --> 00:41:49.960
like that. Mace didn't know better than me because

00:41:49.960 --> 00:41:52.880
he was trying to puff. I wasn't. But my show

00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:55.739
does come on at 8 a .m. Eastern on YouTube. It's

00:41:55.739 --> 00:41:58.519
called It Is What It Is. It's a good show. Yeah,

00:41:58.519 --> 00:42:02.139
that's what it is. But for me to tell you how

00:42:02.139 --> 00:42:03.840
Puff acting and all that, I don't know. I never

00:42:03.840 --> 00:42:06.360
was signed to him. Yeah. What about the industry

00:42:06.360 --> 00:42:08.179
in general? I mean, so many people have pointed

00:42:08.179 --> 00:42:10.539
out that Diddy couldn't get away with this stuff

00:42:10.539 --> 00:42:13.099
if there weren't a lot of people protecting him.

00:42:13.679 --> 00:42:19.800
Do you think that's the case? Who the talent

00:42:19.800 --> 00:42:21.639
agent for this joint? Like, you think I'll be

00:42:21.639 --> 00:42:23.539
sitting around watching what Diddy do and all

00:42:23.539 --> 00:42:25.239
this? I didn't know this was a Diddy joint they

00:42:25.239 --> 00:42:27.579
were inviting me to. Yo, who booked me for this

00:42:27.579 --> 00:42:31.320
joint? There you go, that's great. All right.

00:42:31.320 --> 00:42:33.440
I don't be sitting around watching Diddy and

00:42:33.440 --> 00:42:36.480
all that. Camera on. Thanks for joining us. Yeah,

00:42:36.500 --> 00:42:38.099
there you go. I had to play all three minutes

00:42:38.099 --> 00:42:40.559
of it. That is just absolutely hilarious. So

00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:44.280
she's having a kid. Mm -hmm. Brittany Cartwright

00:42:44.280 --> 00:42:48.739
is owing a lot of money to the IRS. And there

00:42:48.739 --> 00:42:51.320
was a fight at a Chipotle in Washington, D .C.

00:42:51.480 --> 00:42:54.179
I'd fight, too, if those prizes were out there.

00:42:54.280 --> 00:42:58.639
Mm -hmm, which they are. I get it. Lindsey Graham

00:42:58.639 --> 00:43:00.619
says he welcomes celebrities getting political.

00:43:00.739 --> 00:43:03.400
Why? Because Lindsey Graham's also a douchebag.

00:43:05.559 --> 00:43:10.239
So that makes sense. Holly Madison was seen dating

00:43:10.239 --> 00:43:13.280
the Las Vegas attorney Steve, whatever his last

00:43:13.280 --> 00:43:16.760
name is. It's hard to say. Ted Cruz endorses

00:43:16.760 --> 00:43:22.289
the... Spencer Pratt, good for him. People are

00:43:22.289 --> 00:43:24.230
still mad at Kevin Hart's jokes from the roast.

00:43:24.329 --> 00:43:31.690
Get over it. Saweetie. Mm -hmm. Who puts ranch

00:43:31.690 --> 00:43:33.730
dressing on her spaghetti. I'm still traumatized

00:43:33.730 --> 00:43:36.030
from that. You know those farts, though. She's

00:43:36.030 --> 00:43:38.449
being sued for $3 million by promoters over allegedly

00:43:38.449 --> 00:43:42.789
not showing up at a Japan concert. And then here's

00:43:42.789 --> 00:43:45.949
Dana White. breaking down the fight that's going

00:43:45.949 --> 00:43:50.090
to happen at the White House. We really are living

00:43:50.090 --> 00:43:52.170
in the movie Idiocracy, aren't we? It's right

00:43:52.170 --> 00:43:57.110
in front of us. And we're all in denial. And

00:43:57.110 --> 00:43:59.610
that's no good. You never want to be in denial.

00:44:00.489 --> 00:44:06.989
856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -49 -467 -73. You

00:44:06.989 --> 00:44:10.210
can tweet at me, at RyanHoppyRadio. And you can

00:44:10.210 --> 00:44:15.409
always email me, RyanHoppyRadio. A gmail. A dot

00:44:15.409 --> 00:44:18.590
com. Ah, his wife beat her piece of garbage.

00:44:19.710 --> 00:44:34.630
Dana White. I love how he's being asked as they

00:44:34.630 --> 00:44:40.510
say ax things while taking pictures. Axing. Well.

00:44:41.710 --> 00:44:43.789
What we did was, there's a lot of people that

00:44:43.789 --> 00:44:50.489
met up for tickets, but we did invite. We invited,

00:44:50.650 --> 00:44:55.090
you know, the president has 1 ,000. I have 200.

00:44:55.449 --> 00:44:58.769
Ari Emanuel has... There's the fight that's happening.

00:44:59.070 --> 00:45:01.909
And college graduates are mad as the announcement

00:45:01.909 --> 00:45:05.289
at their graduation was run by AI. Graduates,

00:45:05.389 --> 00:45:11.519
everyone who is standing, I... Here's what's

00:45:11.519 --> 00:45:14.920
happening. We're using a new AI system. Dumb

00:45:14.920 --> 00:45:21.480
run. That's our reader. Man, I love how these

00:45:21.480 --> 00:45:23.760
companies are trying to use AI to save money

00:45:23.760 --> 00:45:39.500
and then it screws them. The music's so loud,

00:45:39.559 --> 00:45:42.559
man. Someone needs to run those levels. What

00:45:42.559 --> 00:45:45.099
we were able to do, though, is each of you were

00:45:45.099 --> 00:45:48.420
able to walk the stage and get a picture, which

00:45:48.420 --> 00:45:50.760
is what I would hope would be the most meaningful.

00:45:53.159 --> 00:45:58.199
What a dummy. What an absolute moron she is.

00:45:59.300 --> 00:46:01.780
I can't listen to that. That music's so loud.

00:46:02.000 --> 00:46:06.280
What are you doing? Bella Hadid was seen on the

00:46:06.280 --> 00:46:09.320
boat on a yacht looking hot as hell. Donald Trump

00:46:09.320 --> 00:46:11.239
Jr. is going to get married soon. That woman's

00:46:11.239 --> 00:46:14.659
a clown chaser. And Amy Schumer says she doesn't

00:46:14.659 --> 00:46:20.340
feel sexy anymore. Someone needs to let her know

00:46:20.340 --> 00:46:23.219
that she was really never that sexy. She had

00:46:23.219 --> 00:46:26.880
more, I hid it, and quiet energy. You know what

00:46:26.880 --> 00:46:37.329
I mean? Happy Hot Topic! All three of Drake's

00:46:37.329 --> 00:46:40.650
albums dropped. And now we know why it was called

00:46:40.650 --> 00:46:44.110
Iceman, at least one of them, because why? He

00:46:44.110 --> 00:46:46.750
went scorched earth on everybody. He's calling

00:46:46.750 --> 00:46:49.050
out a variety of people. Tell me he didn't do

00:46:49.050 --> 00:46:51.869
Kendrick. Of course he did Kendrick. I'm going

00:46:51.869 --> 00:46:57.670
to skip over this. But that's saying you won.

00:46:57.730 --> 00:46:59.530
You dunked on me. No, he's saying this short

00:46:59.530 --> 00:47:01.869
guy finally got a dunk. Good. Good for you. But

00:47:01.869 --> 00:47:06.039
you're still the little guy. Charlie XCX. She's

00:47:06.039 --> 00:47:08.039
a hottie, isn't she? Gave her husband, George

00:47:08.039 --> 00:47:11.960
Daniel, from the 1970s... Leave her for me! ...a

00:47:11.960 --> 00:47:15.000
concussion on the set of her new music video.

00:47:15.320 --> 00:47:17.320
You can give me a concussion and then ride me

00:47:17.320 --> 00:47:19.480
on that. So she has a part where she throws a

00:47:19.480 --> 00:47:23.260
salt shaker, hits him directly in the head. Shake

00:47:23.260 --> 00:47:25.920
my salt shaker! She's really hot. She kind of

00:47:25.920 --> 00:47:28.099
scares me a little bit. Really? Yeah. So it's

00:47:28.099 --> 00:47:33.260
like she'll put out her cigarette on you. Lorde.

00:47:33.610 --> 00:47:35.570
She is rapping. Man, what the hell happened to

00:47:35.570 --> 00:47:39.449
Lauren? Mm -hmm. Picking up her tour. She sings

00:47:39.449 --> 00:47:44.110
while running on a treadmill on stage. Yeah,

00:47:44.250 --> 00:47:46.610
it's the only way her music's listenable. And

00:47:46.610 --> 00:47:49.090
it builds with the song. As the song goes faster,

00:47:49.190 --> 00:47:52.090
it moves faster. Oh, that's talent. How is that

00:47:52.090 --> 00:47:55.110
talent? To run and sing and sound. You know she

00:47:55.110 --> 00:47:57.030
ain't singing, you know what I mean? Good. That's

00:47:57.030 --> 00:47:59.389
like I can pat my head and rub my stomach at

00:47:59.389 --> 00:48:05.590
the same time. Show us. Show me. Ah! Paul McCartney

00:48:05.590 --> 00:48:07.630
knows what exactly will bring America back together.

00:48:07.769 --> 00:48:11.349
Hey Jude. Republicans and Democrats all at each

00:48:11.349 --> 00:48:16.349
other's throats. When we do that song, they're

00:48:16.349 --> 00:48:19.289
not. Hey Jude. Alright. I don't know. I'm not

00:48:19.289 --> 00:48:22.090
really into the Beatles. I don't think they're

00:48:22.090 --> 00:48:24.150
bad. It's just not for me. It's like country

00:48:24.150 --> 00:48:31.139
music. Happy Hot Topic! Stranger Things almost

00:48:31.139 --> 00:48:33.320
had a different Hopper. But while it's hard to

00:48:33.320 --> 00:48:35.380
imagine anyone else playing chief of police.

00:48:35.639 --> 00:48:39.380
It cannot make David Harbour feel low. You know,

00:48:39.420 --> 00:48:42.179
there was somewhat. Jim Hopper on the hit Netflix

00:48:42.179 --> 00:48:44.840
series. Creators Matt Duffer and Ross Duffer

00:48:44.840 --> 00:48:46.960
revealed they originally offered the role to

00:48:46.960 --> 00:48:49.380
someone else. Matt revealed during the Happy

00:48:49.380 --> 00:48:52.139
Sad Confused podcast. I'm happy, sad and confused.

00:48:52.539 --> 00:48:55.219
Teenth quote. It was Billy Crudup. Like everything

00:48:55.219 --> 00:48:59.019
happens for a reason, right? I watched the first

00:48:59.019 --> 00:49:01.159
season of Stranger Things and it was brilliant.

00:49:02.159 --> 00:49:05.139
Watching Winona Ryder yell at a wall. But then

00:49:05.139 --> 00:49:08.559
all of a sudden the kids got annoying, man. What

00:49:08.559 --> 00:49:14.429
the hell? What's going on? All right here on

00:49:14.429 --> 00:49:17.869
Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Amy Schumer isn't

00:49:17.869 --> 00:49:21.849
feeling quite like herself. Trust me. If you're

00:49:21.849 --> 00:49:23.989
not feeling sexy, you are feeling like yourself.

00:49:25.269 --> 00:49:30.429
Whoever went, oh my God. Amy Schumer is a sex

00:49:30.429 --> 00:49:33.730
symbol. A dear media event for the podcast. Not

00:49:33.730 --> 00:49:37.980
skinny, but not fat. Medium revealed she underwent

00:49:37.980 --> 00:49:41.380
a medical procedure that didn't quite go to plan.

00:49:41.619 --> 00:49:44.940
Amy told podcast host Amanda Hirsch that she

00:49:44.940 --> 00:49:49.219
feels, quote, happier than I've ever been before.

00:49:49.300 --> 00:49:51.360
That's good. You're implying that man brought

00:49:51.360 --> 00:49:53.719
you down, that as you love to say, the autistic

00:49:53.719 --> 00:49:57.260
chef. Four, to which Amanda asked, does it have

00:49:57.260 --> 00:50:00.360
to do with being really hot? We'll leave it at

00:50:00.360 --> 00:50:06.599
that. Amy Schumer is kind of talented, but she

00:50:06.599 --> 00:50:11.579
ain't, huh? Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! John Stamos

00:50:11.579 --> 00:50:13.800
shares the last photo taken with his late co

00:50:13.800 --> 00:50:16.860
-star, Bob Saget. I'm going to say it. I thought

00:50:16.860 --> 00:50:19.639
it was absolutely ridiculous that because he's

00:50:19.639 --> 00:50:22.760
Bob Saget that his death info was not released.

00:50:23.619 --> 00:50:26.559
Something happened there. He hit his head on

00:50:26.559 --> 00:50:29.920
the bed. What? The fact that his daughter was

00:50:29.920 --> 00:50:31.739
begging the Florida courts to not release it

00:50:31.739 --> 00:50:35.420
is really sketchy. The Full House alum celebrates

00:50:35.420 --> 00:50:37.880
what would have been Bob Saget's 70th birthday.

00:50:38.099 --> 00:50:40.099
Man, that makes you feel old, doesn't it? Sharing

00:50:40.099 --> 00:50:42.320
sweet memories from their decades -long friendship,

00:50:42.519 --> 00:50:44.559
including the last photo they took together.

00:50:44.760 --> 00:50:50.360
Yeah, John Stamos X'd me on as well. Whoa! Happy

00:50:50.360 --> 00:50:54.840
Hot Topic! Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's daughter

00:50:54.840 --> 00:50:57.619
Zahara graduates from college. Man, doesn't that

00:50:57.619 --> 00:51:00.480
make you feel old? First of all, Bob Saget would

00:51:00.480 --> 00:51:04.130
have been 70. And then her kid graduated high

00:51:04.130 --> 00:51:06.670
school, I mean college. The daughter of Angelina

00:51:06.670 --> 00:51:09.250
and Brad graduates from Spelman College in Atlanta,

00:51:09.449 --> 00:51:11.570
Georgia. Ah, yeah, you know, she ain't a nipple

00:51:11.570 --> 00:51:15.690
baby. May 17th, with a Bachelor of Arts in Psychology.

00:51:16.150 --> 00:51:19.829
Good for her. Seems like a smart kid. She's got

00:51:19.829 --> 00:51:26.610
a deadbeat dad, though. I swear, nobody's gonna

00:51:26.610 --> 00:51:29.889
believe me, but he was so much more normal before

00:51:29.889 --> 00:51:34.969
I was pregnant. This is one of 12 of the baby

00:51:34.969 --> 00:51:40.010
mamas of Elon Musk, Ashley St. Clair, doing what

00:51:40.010 --> 00:51:43.190
every modern day woman does, where they talk

00:51:43.190 --> 00:51:45.510
about their exes in front of their ring camera

00:51:45.510 --> 00:51:48.409
while putting on makeup. It's called the Alex

00:51:48.409 --> 00:51:52.579
Earl. Because without Elon, there's really nothing

00:51:52.579 --> 00:51:56.199
else that's interesting about Ashley St. Clair.

00:51:56.219 --> 00:51:59.000
Ashley St. Clair is opening up about her love

00:51:59.000 --> 00:52:01.280
life. Yeah, I would say it's pretty normal when

00:52:01.280 --> 00:52:03.039
a guy wants to get his rocks off. But then when

00:52:03.039 --> 00:52:06.500
a kid's involved and born, all of a sudden they

00:52:06.500 --> 00:52:10.239
change. Why? Because he's a deadbeat. And you're

00:52:10.239 --> 00:52:14.280
a money -grabbing imbecile. More than a year

00:52:14.280 --> 00:52:16.719
after the former conservative influencer announced

00:52:16.719 --> 00:52:19.300
that she and Elon Musk had welcomed a baby boy

00:52:19.300 --> 00:52:22.320
together, she shares in a May 15th TikTok video

00:52:22.320 --> 00:52:24.820
why she decided to have a baby with the tech

00:52:24.820 --> 00:52:28.619
mogul. Mommy! And how getting pregnant completely

00:52:28.619 --> 00:52:32.500
- They changed their romance. At this point in

00:52:32.500 --> 00:52:36.820
my life, because I'm involved in MAGA and the

00:52:36.820 --> 00:52:40.440
- Oh, you're involved in MAGA! So I never want

00:52:40.440 --> 00:52:43.019
to hear you talk about being a feminist. Mm -hmm.

00:52:43.039 --> 00:52:46.619
Right wing, like, and I'm already a single mom.

00:52:46.840 --> 00:52:49.920
I believe, like, the chances of me getting married

00:52:49.920 --> 00:52:52.739
and my, you know, the white picket fence and

00:52:52.739 --> 00:52:56.570
- So you used to have another kid. Mm -hmm. This

00:52:56.570 --> 00:52:58.449
is why I want women to say how men use women

00:52:58.449 --> 00:53:02.849
for sex. Women use men for money. White dress.

00:53:02.929 --> 00:53:05.250
I believe that's out the window for me because

00:53:05.250 --> 00:53:09.190
I'm already like stained. Oh yeah. You got white

00:53:09.190 --> 00:53:13.110
stains. A single mom. But I... If you're putting

00:53:13.110 --> 00:53:14.809
the energy out there, that ain't gonna help.

00:53:15.150 --> 00:53:17.949
I wanted nothing more than to just be a mom.

00:53:18.010 --> 00:53:21.150
Like, I wanted more kids. And the 27 -year -old,

00:53:21.210 --> 00:53:24.030
who also has a son from a previous relationship...

00:53:24.030 --> 00:53:28.329
Oh, yeah, so she just goes from guy to guy. I

00:53:28.329 --> 00:53:30.809
want to ride in New York. ...emphasizes that

00:53:30.809 --> 00:53:33.190
her biggest concern about having more children

00:53:33.190 --> 00:53:36.409
was financial stability. It's difficult being

00:53:36.409 --> 00:53:39.699
a single mom. It's difficult working and... Oh,

00:53:39.699 --> 00:53:43.239
poor you. No one forced you to have kids. No

00:53:43.239 --> 00:53:46.780
one put a gun to your head and said, I'm going

00:53:46.780 --> 00:53:48.639
to let a guy complete the task of me and make

00:53:48.639 --> 00:53:51.460
a kid. So I don't feel bad for single moms at

00:53:51.460 --> 00:53:55.159
times. They blah, blah, blah. And I don't feel

00:53:55.159 --> 00:53:59.659
bad for single dads. Having to wonder if you're

00:53:59.659 --> 00:54:01.059
going to be able to pay the bills for your kids

00:54:01.059 --> 00:54:04.719
the next month. So when Elon is like, you should

00:54:04.719 --> 00:54:08.780
have more kids. um my only limited resources

00:54:08.780 --> 00:54:13.239
time like of course it is appealing to do what

00:54:13.239 --> 00:54:15.320
i've always wanted what be a cloud chaser with

00:54:15.320 --> 00:54:18.199
no talent i need to do be um be a grifter with

00:54:18.199 --> 00:54:22.960
no talent mom and not have to worry about this

00:54:22.960 --> 00:54:25.340
going on in this economy and that's yeah you

00:54:25.340 --> 00:54:27.539
know You're pretty much admitting you're entitled.

00:54:27.880 --> 00:54:30.099
You're pretty much admitting you used a man.

00:54:30.699 --> 00:54:35.300
And you're kind of damaged goods. She says she

00:54:35.300 --> 00:54:37.840
and the Tesla CEO discussed her getting pregnant

00:54:37.840 --> 00:54:40.539
during a trip to St. Barts, during which she

00:54:40.539 --> 00:54:44.920
said she was ovulating. Oh, yeah. You know, she

00:54:44.920 --> 00:54:46.940
planned that. She's like, hey, can we go to St.

00:54:47.099 --> 00:54:49.639
Barts the third week of the month? I'm pregnant.

00:54:49.860 --> 00:54:55.900
This is when... Things start getting weird. You're

00:54:55.900 --> 00:54:59.539
weird, honey. Mm -hmm. Things got weird when

00:54:59.539 --> 00:55:01.619
you thought he was good to have a kid with. Okay,

00:55:01.619 --> 00:55:04.579
I swear. Dummy. Nobody's gonna believe me, but

00:55:04.579 --> 00:55:08.760
he was so much more normal before I was pregnant.

00:55:08.960 --> 00:55:10.619
Yeah, because he was just having sex with you.

00:55:10.760 --> 00:55:16.840
Mm -hmm. He was getting his rocks off. But then

00:55:16.840 --> 00:55:19.039
when there's a kid involved, it all changes.

00:55:19.340 --> 00:55:24.429
Like, he was... It was like very normal conversation.

00:55:24.750 --> 00:55:27.489
Like his demeanor was normal. And I know I'm

00:55:27.489 --> 00:55:29.309
going to get roasted for this, but in private,

00:55:29.349 --> 00:55:33.889
like he was funny. I think it's funny that you

00:55:33.889 --> 00:55:37.469
thought it was going to work with him. I have

00:55:37.469 --> 00:55:44.000
no sympathy for you. Mandy Moore just wants to

00:55:44.000 --> 00:55:46.480
be sweet like candy, speaking out on the God,

00:55:46.619 --> 00:55:49.260
she's a honey. toxic mom group drama. Remember

00:55:49.260 --> 00:55:52.340
that toxic mom group? That dirty, rotten moron,

00:55:52.440 --> 00:55:54.860
Ashley Tisdale? Saying the narrative is upsetting

00:55:54.860 --> 00:55:57.179
and Why is it always girls with the name Ashley?

00:55:57.760 --> 00:56:01.000
and not something she wants any part of. Mandy

00:56:01.000 --> 00:56:04.539
stopping by Andy Cohen Live on SiriusXM May 18th,

00:56:04.559 --> 00:56:06.739
sharing her thoughts on the so -called toxic

00:56:06.739 --> 00:56:09.599
mom group drama surrounding her, Hilary Duff,

00:56:09.719 --> 00:56:12.639
Meghan Trainor, and Ashley Tisdale. Oh, yeah.

00:56:12.900 --> 00:56:15.960
Who wrote in a January 1st essay published in

00:56:15.960 --> 00:56:18.380
The Cut about her reasons for leaving the, quote,

00:56:18.539 --> 00:56:21.539
toxic mom group, allegedly made up of the famous.

00:56:21.800 --> 00:56:24.480
You know, Ashley is the toxic one, just a dirty,

00:56:24.519 --> 00:56:27.400
rotten, narcissistic moron. Friends, the This

00:56:27.400 --> 00:56:30.159
Is Us star having this to say. I wouldn't have

00:56:30.159 --> 00:56:32.619
handled the situation this way. Just sort of,

00:56:32.619 --> 00:56:35.480
it perpetuates the silly trope that women can't

00:56:35.480 --> 00:56:38.619
be supportive of one another. They can. be. Yesterday

00:56:38.619 --> 00:56:42.039
you had Malin Ward throwing Bonnie Blue under

00:56:42.039 --> 00:56:45.139
the bus. Then you have this. Maybe it's time

00:56:45.139 --> 00:56:47.420
to admit that women don't want other women to

00:56:47.420 --> 00:56:51.519
succeed. And I have not felt that one iota since

00:56:51.519 --> 00:56:53.940
becoming a parent. I've actually been so surprised

00:56:53.940 --> 00:56:55.639
by like... But Mandy Moore, you're a good person.

00:56:55.760 --> 00:57:00.800
Ashley Tisdale is not. The meaningful relationships

00:57:00.800 --> 00:57:03.219
I've found with other moms and other parents

00:57:03.219 --> 00:57:05.760
just in general. I think the most important thing

00:57:05.760 --> 00:57:08.480
in my life, being a kind person and like that

00:57:08.480 --> 00:57:10.780
legacy of kindness in any - Yeah, I mean, that's

00:57:10.780 --> 00:57:13.260
good to say and all and all, but you're still

00:57:13.260 --> 00:57:15.400
addressing it. So you're giving Ashley Tisdale

00:57:15.400 --> 00:57:18.980
power. Even insinuating that that might not be

00:57:18.980 --> 00:57:21.460
the case and with the company that I choose to

00:57:21.460 --> 00:57:24.579
keep is like, is very upsetting. Yeah, well.

00:57:25.539 --> 00:57:27.679
Maybe just don't talk about it because no one

00:57:27.679 --> 00:57:30.619
really thought about it recently. Who did you

00:57:30.619 --> 00:57:32.079
talk to recently that was like, oh, remember

00:57:32.079 --> 00:57:36.800
the Ashley Tisdale essay? We all moved on from

00:57:36.800 --> 00:57:40.039
it. So you're just giving it more power. Happy

00:57:40.039 --> 00:57:44.679
Hot Topic. The Delta Airlines CEO, Ed Bastian.

00:57:44.760 --> 00:57:46.480
Good morning to you. Signed it this summer. Here's

00:57:46.480 --> 00:57:49.460
this dumb boomer. That you're here. Let's talk

00:57:49.460 --> 00:57:51.980
about ticket prices. They're up 30 % since the

00:57:51.980 --> 00:57:53.960
start of the year. Yeah, I want to hear what

00:57:53.960 --> 00:57:56.219
he has to say about that. How would you characterize

00:57:56.219 --> 00:57:59.519
the Iran war's impact? I don't want to hear this.

00:57:59.599 --> 00:58:01.059
I'm sorry. I know that was rude of me to start

00:58:01.059 --> 00:58:05.480
playing a clip, but that's what I don't do. There's

00:58:05.480 --> 00:58:07.940
a clip about Nate Bargatze. My mom is obsessed

00:58:07.940 --> 00:58:12.000
with Nate Bargatze. Mm -hmm. I think she liked

00:58:12.000 --> 00:58:15.179
Nate Bregazzi more than me. Mm -hmm. Whoa! Happy

00:58:15.179 --> 00:58:19.260
Hot Topic! Developing right now, a judge in New

00:58:19.260 --> 00:58:21.599
York has ruled to allow evidence in the trial

00:58:21.599 --> 00:58:24.739
of Luigi Mangione. Oh, that loser. Who is the

00:58:24.739 --> 00:58:27.739
man accused of killing UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian

00:58:27.739 --> 00:58:32.219
Thompson. Oh, the crazy Gen Z broads. Support

00:58:32.219 --> 00:58:35.139
them. Watch out for them. They're psycho. That

00:58:35.139 --> 00:58:39.039
judge is letting prosecutors use, as evidence,

00:58:39.280 --> 00:58:42.760
a gun and a notebook that prosecutors say will

00:58:42.760 --> 00:58:45.880
link Mangione to that murder and point to a possible

00:58:45.880 --> 00:58:48.920
motive. Right. Yeah. I think the motive is he

00:58:48.920 --> 00:58:50.820
just wanted to kill somebody because he's a loser.

00:58:52.679 --> 00:58:57.309
Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Christopher Abbott can't

00:58:57.309 --> 00:59:00.110
be more excited about his baby with Aubrey Plaza.

00:59:00.489 --> 00:59:03.530
It's gotta be weird. I mean, it's gotta be fun,

00:59:03.570 --> 00:59:07.389
you know, having sex with her. But it's gotta

00:59:07.389 --> 00:59:10.030
be weird, you know, all of a sudden, like, her

00:59:10.030 --> 00:59:13.070
husband kills herself. I'm wondering if she was

00:59:13.070 --> 00:59:17.050
with him. while the husband was alive. More than

00:59:17.050 --> 00:59:19.329
a month after the actress revealed her pregnancy,

00:59:19.789 --> 00:59:22.150
the Broadway star speaks out for the first time

00:59:22.150 --> 00:59:24.570
on preparing to welcome their child during the

00:59:24.570 --> 00:59:27.989
May 18th episode of Today. Can we say congratulations?

00:59:28.750 --> 00:59:31.530
You're expecting a babe with one of our... For

00:59:31.530 --> 00:59:34.829
my Tony, no. Oh, he's annoying. Oh, he's a Tony

00:59:34.829 --> 00:59:37.449
award -winning actor? That means he's douchey.

00:59:37.650 --> 00:59:42.300
No! Happy Hot Topic! Chelsea Griffin and Kawami

00:59:42.300 --> 00:59:45.639
Appiah are going their separate ways. No, a couple

00:59:45.639 --> 00:59:50.579
from Love is Blind not working out? No way! After

00:59:50.579 --> 00:59:53.360
getting married on Love is Blind four years ago,

00:59:53.519 --> 00:59:56.019
the couple, who met on season four of the Netflix

00:59:56.019 --> 00:59:58.980
hit, have decided to end their marriage. Ah,

00:59:58.980 --> 01:00:01.659
bye -bye. That was never true love. It was a

01:00:01.659 --> 01:00:06.840
reality show. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Oh my gosh,

01:00:06.840 --> 01:00:10.440
dude. This morning, volatile and terrifying spring

01:00:10.440 --> 01:00:13.000
weather coast to coast with storms ripping through

01:00:13.000 --> 01:00:15.639
the Midwest overnight and dramatic tornadoes

01:00:15.639 --> 01:00:19.440
touching. Oh yeah, that ain't good. Down yesterday

01:00:19.440 --> 01:00:22.260
in central Nebraska. Yeah, you know, it's gotta

01:00:22.260 --> 01:00:24.599
be weird living in Tornado Alley where at any

01:00:24.599 --> 01:00:29.480
moment, everything can go to crap. Large tornado.

01:00:30.039 --> 01:00:33.579
So there's a tornado scared the crap out of me.

01:00:33.900 --> 01:00:39.739
Mm -hmm. I gotta skip over this. Lado's never

01:00:39.739 --> 01:00:42.500
sounded better. Mm -hmm. For the copyright. Gotta

01:00:42.500 --> 01:00:45.280
keep away. All right, here we go. Make that.

01:00:45.320 --> 01:00:48.280
The kid is here because Lado just gave birth

01:00:48.280 --> 01:00:51.119
to her first child. Man, she had a big -ass belly.

01:00:51.340 --> 01:00:54.599
Mm -hmm. I wonder what she was craving while

01:00:54.599 --> 01:00:58.300
she was pregnant. Mm. I'm soaking it all in.

01:00:58.440 --> 01:01:01.539
Like, life is a blur. Every day I wake up, I

01:01:01.539 --> 01:01:04.039
look in the mirror like, is it me? Is it real?

01:01:04.159 --> 01:01:07.320
Oh, jeez. Like, pitch. It's very real, honey.

01:01:07.619 --> 01:01:14.059
You got that big dick. It's just the beginning.

01:01:14.320 --> 01:01:16.579
The Grammy nominee announced her pregnancy back

01:01:16.579 --> 01:01:19.019
in March, putting her baby bump on full display

01:01:19.019 --> 01:01:21.639
for the cover of her appropriately titled fourth

01:01:21.639 --> 01:01:26.239
album, Big Mama. Big Mama and the Wild Bunch.

01:01:26.239 --> 01:01:31.119
That is a Fort Myers radio reference. Former

01:01:31.119 --> 01:01:34.559
co -stars Ariel Winter and Nolan Gold are truly

01:01:34.559 --> 01:01:37.519
a modern family. Ariel revealing her on -screen

01:01:37.519 --> 01:01:41.039
brother is now her real -life roommate. Oh, yeah.

01:01:41.179 --> 01:01:44.300
You know, he's bringing dude after dude over.

01:01:46.260 --> 01:01:49.920
life -imitating art sitch too good to be scripted.

01:01:49.980 --> 01:01:52.719
Four days after confirming her breakup with boyfriend

01:01:52.719 --> 01:01:55.659
of four years, Luc Benoit, Ariel revealing to

01:01:55.659 --> 01:01:58.300
PeopleMag in an interview published May 18th

01:01:58.300 --> 01:02:00.300
that she is living with her former co -star,

01:02:00.440 --> 01:02:02.739
Nolan Gold. There you go, they're living together.

01:02:04.460 --> 01:02:07.539
There's this. Mindy Kaling is opening up about

01:02:07.539 --> 01:02:10.280
her weight loss journey. Not a journey of putting

01:02:10.280 --> 01:02:14.690
a shot in your ass. During an interview with

01:02:14.690 --> 01:02:16.469
- It used to be a journey, like the people that

01:02:16.469 --> 01:02:20.090
went on The Biggest Loser and lost weight. But

01:02:20.090 --> 01:02:22.110
now you put a shot in your body. That ain't a

01:02:22.110 --> 01:02:25.510
journey. That's a scam. That's you being lazy.

01:02:25.769 --> 01:02:28.789
The Bustle, published May 19th, the actress gives

01:02:28.789 --> 01:02:31.429
insight into her body transformation and how

01:02:31.429 --> 01:02:33.750
it left her feeling, quote, scrutinized by fans

01:02:33.750 --> 01:02:36.469
who were used to her at a bigger size. Yeah,

01:02:36.469 --> 01:02:40.329
I don't understand. I love women with booty meat.

01:02:41.159 --> 01:02:43.800
I love women with meat on the bones. I don't

01:02:43.800 --> 01:02:48.420
understand these women. Mm -hmm. They'll want

01:02:48.420 --> 01:02:52.800
to be skinny. Shearing. It's sometimes no fun

01:02:52.800 --> 01:02:55.019
when one of your favorite actors loses weight.

01:02:55.280 --> 01:02:57.500
Well, I'm glad you figured that out. I'll go

01:02:57.500 --> 01:03:00.460
get a cheeseburger and get fatty on. It looks

01:03:00.460 --> 01:03:03.900
like Barbie is leaving this party. The Europop

01:03:03.900 --> 01:03:07.500
band Aqua, responsible for the 1997 hit Barbie

01:03:07.500 --> 01:03:10.380
Girl. Announced on Instagram May 18th that after

01:03:10.380 --> 01:03:13.079
30 years in the business, the band is breaking

01:03:13.079 --> 01:03:15.300
up. I did not even know the band was still together.

01:03:15.639 --> 01:03:17.940
The announcement reads in part, quote, After

01:03:17.940 --> 01:03:20.039
many incredible years, we have decided to close

01:03:20.039 --> 01:03:24.079
the chapter of Aqua as a live band. No! 1998

01:03:24.079 --> 01:03:27.099
called! Aqua has been such a huge part of our

01:03:27.099 --> 01:03:29.360
lives, and together we've had the chance to experience

01:03:29.360 --> 01:03:32.260
more than we ever dared to dream of. Alright,

01:03:32.300 --> 01:03:35.579
there I am. That's what's happening with Aqua.

01:03:37.739 --> 01:03:42.500
And here is a Pete Davidson news. No! Happy Hot

01:03:42.500 --> 01:03:48.659
Topic! I have a baby to take care of. You know

01:03:48.659 --> 01:03:52.679
a girl is really mad when they talk like that.

01:03:54.900 --> 01:03:58.840
And they have that long breath. And I also have

01:03:58.840 --> 01:04:10.400
to watch. while your ex -baby daddy, well, current

01:04:10.400 --> 01:04:12.400
baby daddy, but ex -boyfriend's touring the world

01:04:12.400 --> 01:04:15.739
making money to afford your life. It's hard.

01:04:16.800 --> 01:04:21.460
You know who you were having sex with? He's very

01:04:21.460 --> 01:04:24.219
open about his borderline personality disorder.

01:04:24.679 --> 01:04:27.420
Hewitt dropping that bomb on her followers, claiming

01:04:27.420 --> 01:04:29.719
she's raising her five -month -old daughter with

01:04:29.719 --> 01:04:33.039
Pete Davidson, Scotty, by herself. Well, that's

01:04:33.039 --> 01:04:36.039
a huge problem. You met him after like two weeks,

01:04:36.139 --> 01:04:39.579
moved in, and then had a kid. No one was stopping

01:04:39.579 --> 01:04:44.019
you from using Plan B. But a source tells ET,

01:04:44.119 --> 01:04:48.199
it's not true. Yeah, you don't say. A woman being

01:04:48.199 --> 01:04:51.179
obnoxious on social media for clout? No way!

01:04:52.380 --> 01:05:03.530
Breaking news! Well, I honestly couldn't be more

01:05:03.530 --> 01:05:06.150
excited. He sounds excited. He means well. He's

01:05:06.150 --> 01:05:09.530
mentally ill like me. No, it's been my dream

01:05:09.530 --> 01:05:13.449
forever since I was a little kid. The baby's

01:05:13.449 --> 01:05:15.929
mother is one of my favorite people. That was

01:05:15.929 --> 01:05:19.090
from 2025. Never exist ever. She's going to be

01:05:19.090 --> 01:05:21.369
a great mom. And I'm just stoked. And I hope

01:05:21.369 --> 01:05:24.050
to be, you know. You know, Elsie ain't innocent.

01:05:24.250 --> 01:05:26.550
She has this like bitchy vibe about her. Like,

01:05:26.570 --> 01:05:29.710
shut up. The dad that I hope that I would have.

01:05:30.429 --> 01:05:33.110
yeah despite their recent split et's sources

01:05:33.110 --> 01:05:35.750
pete is very much involved in scotty's life and

01:05:35.750 --> 01:05:38.190
the model slash actress's social media confession

01:05:38.190 --> 01:05:45.500
oh she's an actress i don't want to fan of Shut

01:05:45.500 --> 01:05:48.820
up. Including liking comments about Pete being

01:05:48.820 --> 01:05:51.460
out of the picture and leaving her a single mom.

01:05:51.659 --> 01:05:53.940
Man, women wonder why they're just kidding, you

01:05:53.940 --> 01:05:56.480
know. I'm not saying not respected, but why men

01:05:56.480 --> 01:05:58.760
are annoyed when you're liking comments instead

01:05:58.760 --> 01:06:03.039
of trying to fix the relationship. Mother of

01:06:03.039 --> 01:06:05.739
the year and father of the year. surprised those

01:06:05.739 --> 01:06:08.860
close to the former couple pete financially supports

01:06:08.860 --> 01:06:12.260
both scotty and elsie and exactly he has to tour

01:06:12.260 --> 01:06:18.199
to make money is fully present in scotty's life

01:06:18.199 --> 01:06:21.639
his priority is scotty and he cares about elsie's

01:06:21.639 --> 01:06:24.480
well -being yeah elsie's just mad that it didn't

01:06:24.480 --> 01:06:26.119
work out and that she had a kid after two months

01:06:26.119 --> 01:06:32.510
elsie that is a huge problem At some point when

01:06:32.510 --> 01:06:35.309
women like Ashley St. Clair and Elon or Elsie

01:06:35.309 --> 01:06:37.150
Hill and Pete Davidson, when you have a kid,

01:06:37.329 --> 01:06:40.130
you got to take accountability as well. It's

01:06:40.130 --> 01:06:42.369
not always the man's fault. Time for Britney

01:06:42.369 --> 01:07:00.139
Spears news. Talk wild bout sex, love datin'

01:07:00.139 --> 01:07:03.039
Slip beat, sun signal, hit the equator Local

01:07:03.039 --> 01:07:06.340
boy talk like a glowing narrator Lame luna on

01:07:06.340 --> 01:07:08.980
the grave, she a queen Her on the board, her

01:07:08.980 --> 01:07:11.500
on the screen Freeze is free, that y 'all fell

01:07:11.500 --> 01:07:14.159
for the plan Hope ain't spun by the suits, not

01:07:14.159 --> 01:07:17.719
the fans Britney news is back, crap crazy, crazy

01:07:17.719 --> 01:07:20.539
Y 'all got played and the story got hazy They

01:07:20.539 --> 01:07:22.960
sold you a script, y 'all called it out But the

01:07:22.960 --> 01:07:25.300
cash came first, she just gave them a lot Britney

01:07:25.300 --> 01:07:29.019
news is back, crap crazy, crazy Y 'all call it

01:07:29.019 --> 01:07:31.539
amazin' Turn that dial, hoppy touch through the

01:07:31.539 --> 01:07:35.099
scab Girl, why show, but it talk like bam Yeah,

01:07:35.239 --> 01:07:38.300
throwback joints in the cut, we vibin' Then we

01:07:38.300 --> 01:07:41.260
dive deep in the lousy right Seen idols push

01:07:41.260 --> 01:07:44.179
like perfect angles Every tabloid angle, all

01:07:44.179 --> 01:07:46.760
triangles Spin, spin, spin till the truths look

01:07:46.760 --> 01:07:49.519
fake Whole fanbase fake like a birthday cake

01:07:49.519 --> 01:07:52.219
You were hashtags, merch, and a wristband They

01:07:52.219 --> 01:07:54.719
were private jets, you were Quintan Brittany

01:07:54.719 --> 01:07:57.760
News is black, crap, crazy, crazy Y 'all got

01:07:57.760 --> 01:08:00.000
played and the story got hazed And they sold

01:08:00.000 --> 01:08:02.179
you a script, y 'all called it a cause But the

01:08:02.179 --> 01:08:04.400
cash came first, you just gave them a fly If

01:08:04.400 --> 01:08:07.099
any news is back, crap crazed They wrote the

01:08:07.099 --> 01:08:09.099
whole plot, y 'all caught in a maze And turned

01:08:09.099 --> 01:08:11.880
that dial, Hoppy cut through the scams Worldwide

01:08:11.880 --> 01:08:15.539
show, but he talk like damn Who you trust? Them

01:08:15.539 --> 01:08:19.340
us Who you love? Her or Buzz? You know on the

01:08:19.340 --> 01:08:22.039
left, I can speak that real If it sound too clean,

01:08:22.119 --> 01:08:24.539
then it ain't that real From the bay to the bay

01:08:24.539 --> 01:09:01.859
of Tokyo City Okay. Uh, there. Here I go. Oh,

01:09:01.859 --> 01:09:09.500
what do I got right here? Yeah, she's insane.

01:09:09.760 --> 01:09:19.300
She needs to be on social media. I'm so sick

01:09:19.300 --> 01:09:23.439
of it. I was worried in 2021, but now it's like

01:09:23.439 --> 01:09:26.000
whatever. Live your life. You don't listen to

01:09:26.000 --> 01:09:31.680
anybody. She's middle -aged. She is dancing around

01:09:31.680 --> 01:09:35.100
like the crazy broad she is. She's dancing and

01:09:35.100 --> 01:09:38.460
ranting. And romancing. With a strange accent.

01:09:38.840 --> 01:09:41.520
I'm about to go see Devil Wears Prada 2. Slurpees,

01:09:41.659 --> 01:09:47.600
yes, man, yes. Daily Mail's Caleb Brantley with

01:09:47.600 --> 01:09:50.500
us right now. Caleb, what is going on with Britney?

01:09:50.699 --> 01:09:53.420
She's Batcraft crazy. Well, Britney Spears was

01:09:53.420 --> 01:09:55.840
back on social media, dancing for the camera,

01:09:55.979 --> 01:09:58.500
doing what she does best. But this all comes

01:09:58.500 --> 01:10:01.340
after a pretty chaotic visit to the Blue Dog

01:10:01.340 --> 01:10:04.000
Tavern in Sherman Oaks, where she appeared pretty

01:10:04.000 --> 01:10:06.699
agitated, raising her voice, yelling, making

01:10:06.699 --> 01:10:12.439
barking sounds. Yeah, she's a crazy brun. Bystanders

01:10:12.439 --> 01:10:14.399
actually said she was walking around holding

01:10:14.399 --> 01:10:19.439
a knife. I'd be so scared. Mother of the year.

01:10:19.739 --> 01:10:21.739
Britney's team is saying that everything is blown

01:10:21.739 --> 01:10:24.279
out of proportion. Of course it is. Did everybody

01:10:24.279 --> 01:10:26.560
sign an NDA? Where's the footage? Back, back.

01:10:26.920 --> 01:10:29.239
Right. They say that she was just enjoying a

01:10:29.239 --> 01:10:31.520
quiet dinner with an assistant and a bodyguard

01:10:31.520 --> 01:10:33.859
and that she was just telling a story about how

01:10:33.859 --> 01:10:38.079
her dog was barking. Which explains the barking

01:10:38.079 --> 01:10:40.720
and that she was just cutting into her hamburger,

01:10:40.819 --> 01:10:44.260
which is why she was holding the knife. Who the

01:10:44.260 --> 01:10:46.609
hell cuts a burger? You think that her inner

01:10:46.609 --> 01:10:49.270
circle might be concerned at all? A close family

01:10:49.270 --> 01:10:51.630
source told us at the Daily Mail that she's actually

01:10:51.630 --> 01:10:54.149
surrounded by enablers, and they say that...

01:10:54.149 --> 01:10:57.449
Duh! Her whole life she's been enabled! Brie

01:10:57.449 --> 01:11:00.350
Brittany actually just means that she's a train

01:11:00.350 --> 01:11:01.930
wreck and doesn't have the people supporting

01:11:01.930 --> 01:11:03.569
her to help her. That's kind of mean of this

01:11:03.569 --> 01:11:06.789
broad to say it. Mm -hmm. Or get some help. Extra!

01:11:07.449 --> 01:11:11.130
Extra! Extra! I have a baby in the team. All

01:11:11.130 --> 01:11:14.119
right, that's Pete Davidson, Clint. What's going

01:11:14.119 --> 01:11:18.199
on with this moron, Candace Owens? What is she

01:11:18.199 --> 01:11:23.239
talking about here? After Charlie Kirk died,

01:11:23.340 --> 01:11:25.460
Candace Owens promised if Erica Kirk told her

01:11:25.460 --> 01:11:30.579
to stop, she would stop. No one, and I mean absolutely

01:11:30.579 --> 01:11:34.619
no one, outside of my husband and Erica Kirk,

01:11:34.800 --> 01:11:37.279
has the power to shut me up right now. That's

01:11:37.279 --> 01:11:41.260
it. Two people. Good for you! You said nine!

01:11:42.060 --> 01:11:43.680
You keep talking. Got to make an appeal. You

01:11:43.680 --> 01:11:45.439
got to go to. So that was on September 17th.

01:11:45.460 --> 01:11:48.319
Them. And like I said, there's nobody that has

01:11:48.319 --> 01:11:51.640
the. This is September 18th. Capacity to get

01:11:51.640 --> 01:11:54.340
me to shut up about this. So she just needs clamp.

01:11:54.779 --> 01:11:57.760
But she's not that interesting. Oh, we're such

01:11:57.760 --> 01:12:10.640
fan, dear. Hi. Time for Hoppy's Hoops. Oh, yeah!

01:12:12.260 --> 01:12:17.300
Last night was creamy. Double overtime for the

01:12:17.300 --> 01:12:23.239
Spurs beating the Thunder. If the Spurs didn't

01:12:23.239 --> 01:12:25.800
win last night, the Thunder win the series. The

01:12:25.800 --> 01:12:28.520
Spurs have a much better chance to win taking

01:12:28.520 --> 01:12:33.239
that game at home. But you know that the reps

01:12:33.239 --> 01:12:35.520
are going to be helping out SGA with his free

01:12:35.520 --> 01:12:40.600
throws in game two. Because they always do. Man,

01:12:41.840 --> 01:12:44.119
I don't like Webby. But that dude needs to start.

01:12:45.380 --> 01:12:47.979
What am I, Rover or Poop Hummer? No, he needs

01:12:47.979 --> 01:12:50.760
to start shooting the ball higher. How are you

01:12:50.760 --> 01:12:54.279
going to let Chet Holmgren block you, bro? Dunk

01:12:54.279 --> 01:12:58.850
on that white boy. Ryan breaks it. It's unanimous.

01:12:58.850 --> 01:13:02.270
Tune to Hoppy Hour. Never anomalous. Y 'all know

01:13:02.270 --> 01:13:05.069
the score, but he dies deeper. Locker room secret.

01:13:05.289 --> 01:13:08.329
Stats like a keeper. Voices every week and Alice

01:13:08.329 --> 01:13:11.229
is sweeper. NBA's real talk cuts through the

01:13:11.229 --> 01:13:14.090
sleeper. Hoppy's hoops, man. He knows it all.

01:13:14.430 --> 01:13:17.850
From scandals to the court rise and fall. Tune

01:13:17.850 --> 01:13:31.819
in. Now you'll have a. Yeah, we got that shock

01:13:31.819 --> 01:13:53.369
and awe Happy hour, got that shock and awe All

01:13:53.369 --> 01:13:56.949
right, here is the logo three -pointer that Wemby

01:13:56.949 --> 01:14:07.710
took to tie the game in overtime. And this was

01:14:07.710 --> 01:14:09.869
very reminiscent of Curry's three against the

01:14:09.869 --> 01:14:18.670
Thunder 10 years ago. You hear how quiet those

01:14:18.670 --> 01:14:21.989
morons in Oklahoma City are? Oh my God. Goodness.

01:14:22.649 --> 01:14:26.810
A logo shot. It's one of the best games I ever

01:14:26.810 --> 01:14:31.329
watched last night. And then, right here on Hoppy

01:14:31.329 --> 01:14:34.149
Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Here he is talking about

01:14:34.149 --> 01:14:36.609
it. Really, the first question is, how are you

01:14:36.609 --> 01:14:39.010
feeling right now playing nearly 50 minutes,

01:14:39.109 --> 01:14:41.890
double overtime? He played a whole game. Won

01:14:41.890 --> 01:14:44.409
Western Conference Finals and then winning the

01:14:44.409 --> 01:14:46.470
game in that manner. What is the overriding emotion

01:14:46.470 --> 01:14:52.220
that you have right now? I am French. I feel

01:14:52.220 --> 01:14:55.819
like it was a great effort from everybody, you

01:14:55.819 --> 01:15:03.439
know, 1 to 15. Physically, I'm feeling tired,

01:15:03.539 --> 01:15:05.840
honestly, but not as much as you would expect,

01:15:05.960 --> 01:15:11.720
honestly. All right, there you go. Here's SGA

01:15:11.720 --> 01:15:15.180
being interviewed about what he'll think in 15

01:15:15.180 --> 01:15:17.800
years after winning back -to -back MVP. What

01:15:17.800 --> 01:15:19.460
do you think is going through your mind in 10,

01:15:19.479 --> 01:15:22.340
15 years when you look back at the two -time

01:15:22.340 --> 01:15:27.760
MVP trophies? Probably something like, damn,

01:15:27.800 --> 01:15:32.079
I used to be nice. I used to flop like a little

01:15:32.079 --> 01:15:35.100
bitch. Yep, that's how it feels. That's Steve

01:15:35.100 --> 01:15:41.609
Nash. Here's Tim Hardaway Sr. responding to the

01:15:41.609 --> 01:15:43.649
hate from LeBron fans as he said he would take

01:15:43.649 --> 01:15:46.930
Dwayne Wade over LeBron. This conversation was

01:15:46.930 --> 01:15:52.130
about Dwayne Wade and LeBron James. Look at me.

01:15:52.149 --> 01:15:53.729
Some people are going to say, you're saying,

01:15:53.949 --> 01:15:58.229
what? You're saying the Hall of Famer. I can't

01:15:58.229 --> 01:16:00.170
listen to that. It's not listenable. Here is

01:16:00.170 --> 01:16:02.789
Clay Travis, who I have a love hate with. I like

01:16:02.789 --> 01:16:07.289
the spots. His Fox Sports radio show. eight years

01:16:07.289 --> 01:16:09.770
ago, but him as a conservative pundit is insufferable.

01:16:09.890 --> 01:16:12.909
But he says that the WNBA would like Kaitlyn

01:16:12.909 --> 01:16:16.430
Clark if she was a gay black woman. Why did they

01:16:16.430 --> 01:16:20.170
leave Kaitlyn Clark out of that graphic? I think

01:16:20.170 --> 01:16:23.250
it's because she's white. I can't believe I have

01:16:23.250 --> 01:16:27.250
to say this and it's embarrassing. Kaitlyn Clark

01:16:27.250 --> 01:16:31.770
is the straw that stirs the WNBA drink. Yeah,

01:16:31.770 --> 01:16:35.630
no one's even heard of the WNBA. And I guess

01:16:35.630 --> 01:16:38.430
Angel reads to a point in that hot piece of ad

01:16:38.430 --> 01:16:41.090
Sophia Cunningham. Any game that she plays in,

01:16:41.189 --> 01:16:44.770
her image should be used to sell the fact that

01:16:44.770 --> 01:16:48.050
the game is going on. Period. End of story. Just

01:16:48.050 --> 01:16:50.529
like Michael Jordan. Just like LeBron. Just like

01:16:50.529 --> 01:16:53.130
Kobe. There is no way on earth that this was

01:16:53.130 --> 01:16:55.770
anything other than intentional. There you go.

01:16:57.100 --> 01:17:01.180
Here is Sean, the NBA reporter for ESPN, saying

01:17:01.180 --> 01:17:04.300
every team wants LeBron. LeBron James going to

01:17:04.300 --> 01:17:06.500
play basketball again and it's not going to be

01:17:06.500 --> 01:17:08.939
for the Lakers. Is that kind of is that how we're

01:17:08.939 --> 01:17:10.619
all feeling right now? Or how do you feel? How

01:17:10.619 --> 01:17:13.539
do you lean right now? I wouldn't say that that's

01:17:13.539 --> 01:17:15.180
something that's been determined. Honestly, I

01:17:15.180 --> 01:17:18.319
think LeBron more than past years probably needs

01:17:18.319 --> 01:17:21.449
even more time with his family. With his inner

01:17:21.449 --> 01:17:26.350
circle. With his wife that he never cheats on.

01:17:26.810 --> 01:17:29.770
I do know a lot of teams are calling him and

01:17:29.770 --> 01:17:32.970
his camp. I spoke to Rich Paul the other day.

01:17:33.210 --> 01:17:35.989
Oh, yeah, you know, Rich Paul never lies. At

01:17:35.989 --> 01:17:38.890
the Chicago Draft Combine last week, and he told

01:17:38.890 --> 01:17:41.689
me, like, every contender. Going to Rich Paul

01:17:41.689 --> 01:17:44.470
for the inside info on LeBron is like going to

01:17:44.470 --> 01:17:48.659
J .D. Vance for an honest. Evaluation of Trump.

01:17:49.020 --> 01:17:52.699
Hit this homie. In the NBA. There you go. Shum's

01:17:52.699 --> 01:17:55.079
a bitch. And then here he is talking about how

01:17:55.079 --> 01:17:57.880
Blake Griffin got mad about them, about him announcing

01:17:57.880 --> 01:18:01.100
the MVP announcement before the Peacock, or I

01:18:01.100 --> 01:18:06.100
mean the NBA on Prime show. I mean, listen, part

01:18:06.100 --> 01:18:08.340
of me is like, what are we talking about here?

01:18:08.600 --> 01:18:11.399
The other part of me is like, you know. For me,

01:18:11.460 --> 01:18:13.939
when I get news, when I get information, if I've

01:18:13.939 --> 01:18:17.359
vetted it like I did late Saturday night, early

01:18:17.359 --> 01:18:21.020
Sunday morning, when I have news 100%, no matter

01:18:21.020 --> 01:18:23.100
how big, no matter how small, and in this case,

01:18:23.100 --> 01:18:25.840
obviously, very, very big accomplishment, very

01:18:25.840 --> 01:18:29.380
big news around the NBA, for the NBA, for Shea

01:18:29.380 --> 01:18:31.579
Gills Alexander being the 14th player in NBA

01:18:31.579 --> 01:18:34.560
history to be the back -to -back league MVP.

01:18:35.020 --> 01:18:38.600
He's only, you know, since Stephen Curry, the

01:18:38.600 --> 01:18:41.300
only guard to be back -to -back. There he is.

01:18:41.420 --> 01:18:43.439
He's really defensive about what Bleak Griffin

01:18:43.439 --> 01:18:46.960
said. Jalen Hurts was not at A .J. Brown's wedding.

01:18:47.079 --> 01:18:52.020
Whatever. There's going to be more ads on NFL

01:18:52.020 --> 01:18:55.590
Red Zone, so that's not good. And when we got

01:18:55.590 --> 01:18:58.789
here, here's Bill Belichick breaking down Randy

01:18:58.789 --> 01:19:02.210
Moss's speed. Randy, you know, he explained to

01:19:02.210 --> 01:19:05.569
me like how he would use his speed and how he

01:19:05.569 --> 01:19:07.189
didn't feel like he was really able to do that

01:19:07.189 --> 01:19:10.550
in Minnesota and Oakland. You know, it was like,

01:19:10.609 --> 01:19:12.350
well, you got to run a go route. Well, they rolled

01:19:12.350 --> 01:19:15.489
into me and the safety's over the top. I'm born.

01:19:15.909 --> 01:19:17.989
It's a football truck. We talk about the side

01:19:17.989 --> 01:19:25.119
checks here. That's what we do here. Philadelphia,

01:19:25.119 --> 01:19:28.640
here's some more footage about Jalen Hurts not

01:19:28.640 --> 01:19:30.539
going to the wedding. Prize or lack thereof to

01:19:30.539 --> 01:19:32.640
many people monitoring the A .J. Brown and Jalen

01:19:32.640 --> 01:19:35.039
Hurts dynamic in Philadelphia, the Eagles star

01:19:35.039 --> 01:19:37.340
quarterback was not present in California for

01:19:37.340 --> 01:19:39.539
the wedding of his wide receiver one. But he

01:19:39.539 --> 01:19:41.819
also wasn't at Jalen's wedding. Sources close

01:19:41.819 --> 01:19:44.119
to the situation tell TMZ that despite knowing

01:19:44.119 --> 01:19:46.060
each other for years and winning a Super Bowl

01:19:46.060 --> 01:19:48.220
together, Jalen was not present at the ceremony

01:19:48.220 --> 01:19:50.319
and it's unclear whether or not he was even invited.

01:19:50.619 --> 01:20:02.420
Whatever. It is time for radio news. You ready?

01:20:02.659 --> 01:20:24.479
Let's go. Ross Mahoney is rejoining David Mahoney.

01:20:24.779 --> 01:20:29.359
Good news there. He's a good dude. The radio

01:20:29.359 --> 01:20:34.260
station WROV is adding Woody and Wilcox. A good

01:20:34.260 --> 01:20:39.739
show. And Screamin' Scott Randall is now on WCSX

01:20:39.739 --> 01:21:23.220
in Detroit. Outro Music What the hell is going

01:21:23.220 --> 01:21:27.640
on with CBS News Radio? No! Happy Hot Topic!

01:21:29.000 --> 01:21:31.800
CBS News Radio will sign off this Friday after

01:21:31.800 --> 01:21:34.680
nearly a century on the air. Hundreds of millions

01:21:34.680 --> 01:21:36.659
of listeners have tuned in over the decades to

01:21:36.659 --> 01:21:38.960
an organization that helped invent broadcast

01:21:38.960 --> 01:21:41.239
news. CBS's Bradley Black... So there's that.

01:21:41.460 --> 01:21:45.079
All right. Should I take a break? I've been talking...

01:21:45.079 --> 01:21:48.619
I talked for 20 minutes in a row at work. Let's

01:21:48.619 --> 01:21:51.779
see here. I'll keep going. I don't feel like

01:21:51.779 --> 01:21:55.359
being here all day. Mm -hmm. It's me talking

01:21:55.359 --> 01:21:58.819
out loud. All right, let me get the Tampa Bay

01:21:58.819 --> 01:22:04.899
News music right here. Yeah. Mm -hmm, mm -hmm.

01:22:06.039 --> 01:22:13.159
Watch out. We about to go live. Tampa Bay News

01:22:13.159 --> 01:22:15.420
is the place we arrive. From the beach to the

01:22:15.420 --> 01:22:17.819
bay and the city's crazy moves. We got stories

01:22:17.819 --> 01:22:20.520
hotter than the Florida grooves. Tampa Bay News,

01:22:20.699 --> 01:22:23.640
we making it spin. On happy hour where the real

01:22:23.640 --> 01:22:26.600
begins. Turn it up loud, let's get in the mix.

01:22:26.680 --> 01:22:29.020
From St. Pete to the world, we bringing the fix.

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Bringing the fix. We bringing the fix. Bringing

01:22:32.220 --> 01:22:35.260
the fix. We bringing the fix. Bringing the fix.

01:22:35.340 --> 01:22:40.579
We bringing the fix. Ryan Hopp on the mic spittin'

01:22:40.579 --> 01:22:43.439
fire again National waves and the city's his

01:22:43.439 --> 01:22:46.100
friend Talkin' headlines, man, you can't resist

01:22:46.100 --> 01:22:48.500
Every scoop hittin' harder than a clenched fist

01:22:48.500 --> 01:23:09.140
Tampa Bay News, keep makin' it spin We got sunshine,

01:23:09.340 --> 01:23:11.979
drama, and the traffic heat. Stories so bold,

01:23:12.060 --> 01:23:14.479
they knock you off your seat. The vibe's electric,

01:23:14.579 --> 01:23:17.380
we taking control. Tampa Bay's anthem, you're

01:23:17.380 --> 01:23:19.659
feeling your soul. From Clearwater Waters to

01:23:19.659 --> 01:23:22.300
Ybor Street. And we documenting life with those

01:23:22.300 --> 01:23:24.960
hip -hop beats. Turn it up now, let the world

01:23:24.960 --> 01:23:27.119
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01:23:27.119 --> 01:23:31.479
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right. I know. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Mm -hmm.

01:23:45.279 --> 01:23:47.539
...shortage is now impacting one of Florida's

01:23:47.539 --> 01:23:49.460
most popular beaches. Yeah, lifeguard towers

01:23:49.460 --> 01:23:51.640
on Siesta Key Beach sitting empty now as Sarasota

01:23:51.640 --> 01:23:53.460
County works to fill multiple open positions

01:23:53.460 --> 01:23:56.180
ahead of the summer season. Ah, that's good.

01:23:56.260 --> 01:23:58.079
I'm glad we're understaffed at one of the most

01:23:58.079 --> 01:24:02.100
important jobs at the beach. Mm -hmm. Whoa! Happy

01:24:02.100 --> 01:24:08.079
Hot Topic! I'm Blake Phillips in St. Pete. The

01:24:08.079 --> 01:24:10.920
Rays playing red hot baseball to start the year,

01:24:10.939 --> 01:24:16.100
but the focus. And no one cares. Off the field

01:24:16.100 --> 01:24:18.500
on the future of the Rays here in St. Pete. Are

01:24:18.500 --> 01:24:20.680
they going to move to Tampa? Are they not? Well,

01:24:20.760 --> 01:24:22.680
the businesses here tell me that they're just

01:24:22.680 --> 01:24:25.439
taking it game by game. Oh, you have to. What

01:24:25.439 --> 01:24:27.739
else are you going to do? I mean, I think Ferg

01:24:27.739 --> 01:24:30.020
should still do well. What's going on with this

01:24:30.020 --> 01:24:37.399
loser? Happy Hot Topic. The man accused of killing

01:24:37.399 --> 01:24:40.000
two USF students has pleaded not guilty to all

01:24:40.000 --> 01:24:42.819
charges. Hisham Al -Burgarbi was arraigned this

01:24:42.819 --> 01:24:45.359
morning. His charge was stabbing Nahida Burshti

01:24:45.359 --> 01:24:48.739
and Jamil Amon. So he pleaded not guilty. It'd

01:24:48.739 --> 01:24:50.699
be not funny, but it'd be like, oh yeah, I'm

01:24:50.699 --> 01:24:55.850
guilty. Lock me up. No! Happy Hot Topic! In Gulf

01:24:55.850 --> 01:24:58.289
Florida, 28 -year -old man is in jail accused

01:24:58.289 --> 01:25:01.829
in a deadly shooting last month. That is a rough

01:25:01.829 --> 01:25:08.050
28. And he's got little tear tattoos. My little

01:25:08.050 --> 01:25:10.789
bitch. They say they took Alicia Landry. His

01:25:10.789 --> 01:25:16.350
name's Alicia too. Loser! He's right here into

01:25:16.350 --> 01:25:19.390
custody this morning. Everybody listens to Kelton

01:25:19.390 --> 01:25:22.090
every morning. I gotta call in for Sparkle. Gotta

01:25:22.090 --> 01:25:28.579
call Kelton. No! Happy Hot Topic! Good evening,

01:25:28.699 --> 01:25:30.380
I'm Brianna Arredondo. Thanks for being here

01:25:30.380 --> 01:25:34.460
with us at 11. Well, a change to Florida's fishing

01:25:34.460 --> 01:25:37.199
license rules is hooking plenty of controversy.

01:25:37.539 --> 01:25:41.319
The FWC now requires non -residents to buy short

01:25:41.319 --> 01:25:45.100
-term three... or seven -day recreational licenses.

01:25:45.479 --> 01:25:48.539
That's stupid. You have that rule, but then if

01:25:48.539 --> 01:25:50.579
somebody blows zero -zero on a blood alcohol

01:25:50.579 --> 01:25:52.260
test like Jeffrey Knight, they don't have to

01:25:52.260 --> 01:25:59.659
be charged for drugs? Man, fuck this! That is

01:25:59.659 --> 01:26:04.199
a stupidity. Oops. What the hell's going on?

01:26:04.520 --> 01:26:07.500
Happy Hot Topic! What's going on right here?

01:26:08.880 --> 01:26:11.260
Hold of dash cam video showing a chase involving

01:26:11.260 --> 01:26:13.939
troopers in Tampa and now they need your help.

01:26:15.159 --> 01:26:17.880
Why does everybody drive like a jackass over

01:26:17.880 --> 01:26:20.699
there? Finding the driver. FHP says it all started

01:26:20.699 --> 01:26:25.000
around 3 a .m. It's always around then. Troopers

01:26:25.000 --> 01:26:27.260
tried to conduct a traffic stop on a car that

01:26:27.260 --> 01:26:29.500
ran a red light on Fowler Avenue and McKinley

01:26:29.500 --> 01:26:32.920
Drive. But before troopers could reach the car,

01:26:33.000 --> 01:26:36.930
it took off on them at North 15th Street. My

01:26:36.930 --> 01:26:38.989
ex used to live over at Fowler and one time her

01:26:38.989 --> 01:26:41.430
electricity went out and I had to drive home

01:26:41.430 --> 01:26:44.029
at like 1am and I was going down Fowler and that

01:26:44.029 --> 01:26:50.149
is a sketchy area at night. We also just got

01:26:50.149 --> 01:26:52.189
a new video showing the Hillsborough County deputies

01:26:52.189 --> 01:26:54.590
tracking down four kids accused of stealing a

01:26:54.590 --> 01:26:56.729
car and then trying to break into several others.

01:26:57.789 --> 01:27:01.079
Losers! Followerless behavior! It's happening

01:27:01.079 --> 01:27:03.220
around 3 in the morning. It's always 3 in the

01:27:03.220 --> 01:27:06.180
morning, man. Saturday morning in Ruskin, deputies

01:27:06.180 --> 01:27:09.340
say they responded to reports of a stolen car

01:27:09.340 --> 01:27:13.300
on Oceanside Circle. There's, uh, man, what the

01:27:13.300 --> 01:27:16.060
hell is this planet doing? What are we teaching

01:27:16.060 --> 01:27:22.180
these dumb kids? Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Florida

01:27:22.180 --> 01:27:25.199
Highway Patrol says one man's decision took the

01:27:25.199 --> 01:27:27.760
life of a 21 -year -old driver. What is going

01:27:27.760 --> 01:27:31.340
on? Listen, I know it's so cliche to say that

01:27:31.340 --> 01:27:33.439
people are bad at driving in Florida, but what

01:27:33.439 --> 01:27:36.199
the frick is going on? And left several others

01:27:36.199 --> 01:27:39.220
injured. Troopers say 53 -year -old Dennis Lee

01:27:39.220 --> 01:27:43.239
Olsen. Loser! And was drunk early Sunday morning.

01:27:43.619 --> 01:27:46.060
Of course he was. He has nothing else to do.

01:27:46.140 --> 01:27:48.689
He's a failure in life. when he caused a wrong

01:27:48.689 --> 01:27:53.149
-way crash on I -75. Man, I used to drive to

01:27:53.149 --> 01:27:55.250
work at 3 a .m., and I worked at 102 .5 at the

01:27:55.250 --> 01:27:56.909
moment, and there'd be all the alerts about those

01:27:56.909 --> 01:28:01.409
people coming up behind. That's scary. As FOX

01:28:01.409 --> 01:28:03.729
13's Kimberly Quizon reports, tonight he remains

01:28:03.729 --> 01:28:06.369
behind bars in Charlotte County without bond.

01:28:07.819 --> 01:28:10.640
Just after 1 o 'clock Sunday morning, while hard

01:28:10.640 --> 01:28:13.180
to see, cameras on the interstate near mile marker

01:28:13.180 --> 01:28:16.699
150 in Charlotte County capture a Ford F -150

01:28:16.699 --> 01:28:19.760
making a U -turn in the northbound lanes on I

01:28:19.760 --> 01:28:23.039
-75. I can't even watch that, it's sad, but he's

01:28:23.039 --> 01:28:25.579
forever a failure and never has the right not

01:28:25.579 --> 01:28:28.840
be stamp of approval. I think today beachgoers

01:28:28.840 --> 01:28:30.939
in Indian Rocks Beach will pay to park and not

01:28:30.939 --> 01:28:33.220
everyone's happy about that. I don't think anyone's

01:28:33.220 --> 01:28:35.260
happy about it. And they're not making that much

01:28:35.260 --> 01:28:37.140
money from it. They're making like $600 ,000,

01:28:37.140 --> 01:28:39.460
which is something, but to screw over the people

01:28:39.460 --> 01:28:42.529
that supported your town. I am so sick of these

01:28:42.529 --> 01:28:46.050
politicians. The poor generation wonders why

01:28:46.050 --> 01:28:48.789
people don't respect them. And then you do things

01:28:48.789 --> 01:28:52.090
like this. You're all ass wipes. News Channel

01:28:52.090 --> 01:28:54.170
8's Alessandra Young has a reaction to the news.

01:28:54.470 --> 01:28:56.050
I can't wait to hear it. Visitors now have to

01:28:56.050 --> 01:28:59.449
pay $4 .50 every single hour. That's a lot of

01:28:59.449 --> 01:29:01.869
money. If it was like $2 .75, it's acceptable.

01:29:02.350 --> 01:29:06.399
But for two hours, it's $9? Man, funk debt. park

01:29:06.399 --> 01:29:08.579
and the city suggests utilizing the park mobile

01:29:08.579 --> 01:29:11.119
app for the easiest way to park now parking is

01:29:11.119 --> 01:29:13.140
going to be enforced seven days a week from 8

01:29:13.140 --> 01:29:16.039
a .m to 10 p .m so the whole freaking day then

01:29:16.039 --> 01:29:18.520
at night if you go there the cops they have nothing

01:29:18.520 --> 01:29:21.609
better to do we'll screw you over I just think

01:29:21.609 --> 01:29:23.470
it's such a scam. I know there are so many ways

01:29:23.470 --> 01:29:25.810
they have to get tax dollars so they can improve

01:29:25.810 --> 01:29:29.890
the roads and benefit the city itself. But I

01:29:29.890 --> 01:29:31.149
don't even think they're doing anything with

01:29:31.149 --> 01:29:32.930
the money. I honestly think that a lot of the

01:29:32.930 --> 01:29:35.090
taxpayer money and the money that they make from

01:29:35.090 --> 01:29:37.569
things like this, they park it because nothing's

01:29:37.569 --> 01:29:39.310
really improved on the beach. I mean, some of

01:29:39.310 --> 01:29:40.890
the places have reopened since the hurricanes,

01:29:41.149 --> 01:29:43.430
but what are we doing? We're getting screwed.

01:29:45.500 --> 01:29:47.279
I'm not a fan of paying for parking. I think

01:29:47.279 --> 01:29:49.460
visitors should pay for parking. Honestly, I

01:29:49.460 --> 01:29:53.199
do. Yeah, and so why do you need that? Because

01:29:53.199 --> 01:29:56.479
it would be more fair to the residents to have

01:29:56.479 --> 01:29:58.420
free parking, and we're out of town. I mean,

01:29:58.439 --> 01:30:00.140
you expect to pay when you go places, right?

01:30:00.239 --> 01:30:03.039
This woman's from Canada. Go back up there! You

01:30:03.039 --> 01:30:06.420
claim you don't need us, you dummy! Back in February,

01:30:06.739 --> 01:30:08.659
city commissioners approved the start of their

01:30:08.659 --> 01:30:11.039
pilot program where visitors will now have to

01:30:11.039 --> 01:30:13.079
pay for parking to get to the beach in Indian

01:30:13.079 --> 01:30:15.720
Rocks Beach. Residents and property owners can

01:30:15.720 --> 01:30:18.380
park in any space for free. Virtually every town

01:30:18.380 --> 01:30:21.199
along the beaches has a similar one in place.

01:30:21.420 --> 01:30:23.119
This is a former city commissioner. He looks

01:30:23.119 --> 01:30:27.600
really raggedy. So while there may be a lot of

01:30:27.600 --> 01:30:29.920
controversy over it, again, as I said, it is

01:30:29.920 --> 01:30:32.829
not a unique situation at all. Yeah, it's not

01:30:32.829 --> 01:30:35.310
unique, but that doesn't mean it's right. We're

01:30:35.310 --> 01:30:38.210
just letting the politicians walk over us, aren't

01:30:38.210 --> 01:30:40.930
we? Commissioner Jude Bond was on the board for

01:30:40.930 --> 01:30:44.189
the vote. I'm Bond. Jude Bond. He says this will

01:30:44.189 --> 01:30:47.069
eliminate a lot of the structural trouble. Oh,

01:30:47.350 --> 01:30:49.109
I'm sure they're totally going to fix things.

01:30:52.229 --> 01:30:59.270
Shut up. Yeah, it's predictable that we're going

01:30:59.270 --> 01:31:01.630
to get screwed over by the politicians. We can't

01:31:01.630 --> 01:31:03.369
even go to the beach for an affordable price.

01:31:03.550 --> 01:31:07.909
Screw you. You can tell I'm a little passionate

01:31:07.909 --> 01:31:12.250
about it, can't you? Tampa Bay Brewing Company

01:31:12.250 --> 01:31:14.409
is closing. That's sad. I like that place. I

01:31:14.409 --> 01:31:17.850
got drunk there a few times. One group in Venice

01:31:17.850 --> 01:31:20.289
is making a decision about its Memorial Day concert

01:31:20.289 --> 01:31:23.289
that wildfire experts say others should consider

01:31:23.289 --> 01:31:26.550
following as the state's drought continues. 10

01:31:26.550 --> 01:31:28.470
Tampa Bay News reporter Andy Payton explains.

01:31:32.630 --> 01:31:37.430
I attended a symphony, although just by looking

01:31:37.430 --> 01:31:40.289
at the venue. that the Venice Symphony's annual

01:31:40.289 --> 01:31:43.909
Patriotic Pops concert is anything but traditional.

01:31:44.050 --> 01:31:47.789
Yeah. It is pretty incredible to come to a baseball

01:31:47.789 --> 01:31:52.170
stadium and see a... Whatever. Music's relaxing.

01:31:52.430 --> 01:31:54.250
Nothing can help out this show when I get anxious.

01:31:55.090 --> 01:32:02.750
All right. It is time for Chicago News. Right

01:32:02.750 --> 01:32:13.430
now. to go, y 'all. Brian and the Bulls stand

01:32:13.430 --> 01:32:27.090
tall. Yeah. Six. Yeah. Six mad, but he been in

01:32:27.090 --> 01:32:29.890
these mics. All in ten heights, now the cynic

01:32:29.890 --> 01:32:32.310
is tight. From the berms to the block, that's

01:32:32.310 --> 01:32:34.649
a hell of a height. Turn the dial, see his name

01:32:34.649 --> 01:32:37.750
on the lights. He got callers on the line, trying

01:32:37.750 --> 01:33:08.800
to break We'll see you next time. Talkin' to

01:33:08.800 --> 01:33:12.880
you. He got a joke for the frauds, love for the

01:33:12.880 --> 01:33:15.500
brave. That could guess in the chance, say what

01:33:15.500 --> 01:33:18.380
they crave. From the sports war wars to the gossip

01:33:18.380 --> 01:33:21.119
wave. He connect more lanes than the doorway

01:33:21.119 --> 01:33:24.460
saves. Late night, but the syndicate wide. Carolina

01:33:24.460 --> 01:33:27.399
to the bay, hit a mid -wedge prize. Still a kid

01:33:27.399 --> 01:33:30.180
from the ice with the driving side. Got the whole

01:33:30.180 --> 01:33:33.779
damn map on the same live line. It's the Chicago

01:33:33.779 --> 01:34:00.380
News. All right. Oh, no. No! Happy Hot Topic!

01:34:02.020 --> 01:34:05.859
Fans cannot place live bets at DraftKings Sportsbook

01:34:05.859 --> 01:34:08.140
at Wrigley anymore. Whatever. I mean, I know

01:34:08.140 --> 01:34:11.140
it's a loss of money and jobs and the politicians

01:34:11.140 --> 01:34:14.060
don't care about you in Chicago, but gambling's

01:34:14.060 --> 01:34:17.300
bad. The last day to place your in -person bets

01:34:17.300 --> 01:34:20.020
at the friendly confines will be May 31st. All

01:34:20.020 --> 01:34:22.319
right, there you go. I don't like betting. A

01:34:22.319 --> 01:34:24.300
lot of my friends, they cannot watch sports because

01:34:24.300 --> 01:34:30.470
of it. No! A Chicago food icon is gone, but his

01:34:30.470 --> 01:34:34.149
legacy will live on in cheeseburgers, no fries,

01:34:34.390 --> 01:34:37.510
and Pepsi. Billy Goat Tavern owner Sam Sienes

01:34:37.510 --> 01:34:41.050
has died at the age of 91. He's a legend. I'm

01:34:41.050 --> 01:34:43.329
sure he wasn't fun to be around, but whatever.

01:34:45.090 --> 01:34:48.899
What do we got right here? Senator Pritzker favors

01:34:48.899 --> 01:34:51.239
helping the Bears move here to Arlington Heights

01:34:51.239 --> 01:34:54.119
rather than lose them to Hammond, Indiana. Mayor

01:34:54.119 --> 01:34:56.159
Johnson insists the best thing for the Bears

01:34:56.159 --> 01:34:58.939
to do is stay in Chicago. Yeah, Brandon Johnson's

01:34:58.939 --> 01:35:02.399
such a little bitch -ass. Mm -hmm. He claims

01:35:02.399 --> 01:35:06.739
to care about you, but he does not. In his strongest

01:35:06.739 --> 01:35:09.399
words yet, the governor dismissing that notion.

01:35:09.779 --> 01:35:11.800
Yeah, that's good. I'm glad the governor and

01:35:11.800 --> 01:35:13.539
the mayor of the biggest city in the Midwest

01:35:13.539 --> 01:35:16.979
are not getting along. That's good! Not at all.

01:35:17.180 --> 01:35:20.500
He has no plan. There's no plan. God, Pritzker

01:35:20.500 --> 01:35:23.600
looks so horrible all skinny. He's a fake fraud.

01:35:24.880 --> 01:35:27.260
Reporters today, Governor J .B. Pritzker calling

01:35:27.260 --> 01:35:30.260
out Mayor Brandon Johnson for continuing to push

01:35:30.260 --> 01:35:32.619
for the Bears to stay at Soldier Field despite

01:35:32.619 --> 01:35:35.239
the team repeatedly making it clear that if they

01:35:35.239 --> 01:35:37.479
are going to stay in Illinois, it will be in

01:35:37.479 --> 01:35:39.840
Arlington Heights. Ah, there you go. So the Bears

01:35:39.840 --> 01:35:43.300
fans are getting screwed. That's good. Glad we're

01:35:43.300 --> 01:35:46.939
doing that. In an overnight burglary at this

01:35:46.939 --> 01:35:49.119
dispensary on the near west side, police say

01:35:49.119 --> 01:35:51.680
four people broke the front glass door at the

01:35:51.680 --> 01:35:54.640
CBT Kratom on Roosevelt and Des Plaines. They

01:35:54.640 --> 01:35:56.899
got away with money, some merchandise, and they

01:35:56.899 --> 01:36:00.340
drove off in a gray Infiniti sedan. All right,

01:36:00.340 --> 01:36:02.659
so another dispensary gets robbed in Illinois.

01:36:02.939 --> 01:36:06.600
That's Brandon Johnson, Chicago. The all clear

01:36:06.600 --> 01:36:09.600
has now been given after a suspected case of

01:36:09.600 --> 01:36:12.359
hantavirus here in Illinois. Last week, the Illinois

01:36:12.359 --> 01:36:14.140
Department of Public Health announced it was

01:36:14.140 --> 01:36:16.520
looking at a potential case in Winnebago County.

01:36:16.680 --> 01:36:19.539
It was feared a resident acquired the North American.

01:36:19.640 --> 01:36:21.840
All right, so they're trying to make the hantavirus

01:36:21.840 --> 01:36:23.939
into something and it's not. What's going on

01:36:23.939 --> 01:36:28.260
here? The owner of a doggy daycare has been arrested

01:36:28.260 --> 01:36:31.340
for animal torture. Joni Lum is live in Westtown.

01:36:31.500 --> 01:36:33.520
This is... I don't need to hear about that. All

01:36:33.520 --> 01:36:35.420
right, let's end the show with the last place

01:36:35.420 --> 01:36:38.939
thing we always do. I know it. As Cleveland knows.

01:36:40.319 --> 01:36:52.680
Oh! Oh! Oh! Static crackle, mic pops, the hour

01:36:52.680 --> 01:36:55.569
is hopping. Cleveland skyline foggy. Steel mills

01:36:55.569 --> 01:36:58.149
choppy City on the Cuyahoga Hearts heavy, never

01:36:58.149 --> 01:37:00.989
sloppy Radio waves carry tales But they ain't

01:37:00.989 --> 01:37:03.609
gloves to concrete jungle Potholes where dreams

01:37:03.609 --> 01:37:06.750
collapse Downtown echoes to cabs And faded cabs

01:37:06.750 --> 01:37:09.109
past the preachin' hustle Corner kids tradin'

01:37:09.109 --> 01:37:11.390
maps Where the vibe's Midwest But the struggle

01:37:11.390 --> 01:37:14.710
overlaps Cleveland news Where the truth gets

01:37:14.710 --> 01:37:18.750
raw Rust belt blues Every crack, every flaw Unfiltered

01:37:18.750 --> 01:37:22.170
taste, no sugar, no draw I be on the mic spittin'

01:37:22.170 --> 01:37:25.149
facts, no law Back alleys whisper, still grit

01:37:25.149 --> 01:37:28.109
in the air. Hoppy pull a card, city troops lay

01:37:28.109 --> 01:37:30.890
bare. Bar sharper than the skyline, no time to

01:37:30.890 --> 01:37:33.510
spare. Opinions heavy as the lake, but he don't

01:37:33.510 --> 01:37:36.970
care. Radio days, static hum in the booth. Voice

01:37:36.970 --> 01:37:39.069
booming through the speakers, hitting with the

01:37:39.069 --> 01:37:42.010
truth. Tower city shadows, echoing the youth.

01:37:42.270 --> 01:37:45.210
Uncut, unpolished, Cleveland's the proof. Hoppy's

01:37:45.210 --> 01:37:48.270
lens, no rose tint. Just grind every segment,

01:37:48.310 --> 01:37:51.010
a slice of Cleveland's mind. From the flats to

01:37:51.010 --> 01:38:16.079
the high stores. Oh, yeah. We got a few things

01:38:16.079 --> 01:38:19.039
left here. Let's see what is going on. All right

01:38:19.039 --> 01:38:22.680
here. When the speed limit increases on your

01:38:22.680 --> 01:38:25.239
drive, how much faster are you actually going?

01:38:25.399 --> 01:38:27.899
In one part of Portage County, neighbors right

01:38:27.899 --> 01:38:29.840
on the edge of two different speed limits say

01:38:29.840 --> 01:38:33.359
they sometimes. Yeah, those are money scams.

01:38:33.659 --> 01:38:36.439
They do it in Georgia, too. Feel like they're

01:38:36.439 --> 01:38:39.079
the starting line of a racetrack. Clay Lepard

01:38:39.079 --> 01:38:41.100
covers Portage County for us. All right, so they're

01:38:41.100 --> 01:38:43.760
doing that over there. What's going on here?

01:38:46.640 --> 01:38:50.970
Load. It's a topic that gets a lot of people

01:38:50.970 --> 01:38:53.770
talking. Traffic cameras. Yeah, I told you last

01:38:53.770 --> 01:38:56.229
week how Willoughby Hills planned. And Mike DeWine

01:38:56.229 --> 01:38:58.090
is just ripping off the people in Cleveland,

01:38:58.149 --> 01:39:00.930
isn't he? Mm -hmm. To use money from its cameras

01:39:00.930 --> 01:39:05.529
to help fund driver's ed. I am. And all the drivers

01:39:05.529 --> 01:39:07.170
in Ohio sucks. It doesn't really seem to help

01:39:07.170 --> 01:39:10.880
that much. Mm -hmm. Here's this. Today marks

01:39:10.880 --> 01:39:14.060
a major milestone for Browns legend Bernie Kosar.

01:39:14.079 --> 01:39:16.579
It has been exactly six months now since he received

01:39:16.579 --> 01:39:19.720
his life -saving liver transplant. News 5's John

01:39:19.720 --> 01:39:21.760
Kosick has been covering Bernie's health journey

01:39:21.760 --> 01:39:24.600
now for several years and has an update on how

01:39:24.600 --> 01:39:28.159
the former quarterback is doing today. Six months.

01:39:28.560 --> 01:39:31.279
Congratulations, man. Thank you. How do you feel?

01:39:31.460 --> 01:39:35.199
One, blessed to be here for this extra six months

01:39:35.199 --> 01:39:39.029
right now. That's got him. I'm glad a Bernie

01:39:39.029 --> 01:39:41.310
Kosar is doing well. I root for him. Oh, what's

01:39:41.310 --> 01:39:44.449
going on here? Well, the Cavs are now heading

01:39:44.449 --> 01:39:47.069
to New York for the Eastern Conference Finals.

01:39:47.109 --> 01:39:50.930
Oh, yeah! Beat those bitch -ass Knicks! Oh, what

01:39:50.930 --> 01:39:53.270
a good Monday morning. Thanks for waking up with

01:39:53.270 --> 01:39:54.670
us in the stream. What up, baby? This reporter

01:39:54.670 --> 01:39:57.310
has to be pregnant or fit. We got 19 News Plus.

01:39:57.949 --> 01:40:00.630
I'm Jamie Sullivan. So listen, they let everyone

01:40:00.630 --> 01:40:03.510
know with that big old win last night over the

01:40:03.510 --> 01:40:05.789
Pistons in Detroit. Now the Cavs fans being called

01:40:05.789 --> 01:40:08.689
the sixth man at the game last. Whatever. So

01:40:08.689 --> 01:40:11.489
there's that. They were rocking it in Detroit.

01:40:12.189 --> 01:40:16.039
Then there's this. More big crowds are expected

01:40:16.039 --> 01:40:18.560
in Cleveland over the Memorial Day weekend with

01:40:18.560 --> 01:40:21.539
the Cavs playing. Yeah, Cleveland's not used

01:40:21.539 --> 01:40:23.680
to this because usually no one's around. Off

01:40:23.680 --> 01:40:26.399
game and several other big events happening downtown.

01:40:26.859 --> 01:40:28.920
What do we do? We have people here for lunch.

01:40:30.640 --> 01:40:33.039
And then finally on Hoppy Hour today. I did a

01:40:33.039 --> 01:40:34.800
three hour episode yesterday and then two hours

01:40:34.800 --> 01:40:36.739
back to back in the day. So today is a shorter

01:40:36.739 --> 01:40:41.260
show. A sharp rise in electric bike and scooter

01:40:41.260 --> 01:40:44.239
injuries, many involving children, is now sparking

01:40:44.239 --> 01:40:46.640
a growing safety debate across the country. Some

01:40:46.640 --> 01:40:48.520
schools, colleges, and cities, they're moving

01:40:48.520 --> 01:40:51.520
to ban the popular devices. Forget about the

01:40:51.520 --> 01:40:53.699
safety of e -bikes. The dangerous part about

01:40:53.699 --> 01:41:33.199
Cleveland is living there. Mm -hmm. Today is

01:41:33.199 --> 01:41:35.920
the hour we're here. We think this is hard. It

01:41:35.920 --> 01:41:38.399
could be worse, though. At least we're not destroyed.

01:41:40.180 --> 01:41:42.939
We're not destroyed. The masses, of course, you

01:41:42.939 --> 01:41:44.619
know, keep people from looking at their own lives

01:41:44.619 --> 01:41:46.399
and realizing how bad they've actually gotten,

01:41:46.520 --> 01:41:52.420
you know? I mean, if you can get drunk and paint

01:41:52.420 --> 01:41:55.520
yourself orange and brown every Sunday, you might

01:41:55.520 --> 01:42:00.699
realize, I live in Cleveland. I live in Cleveland.

01:42:08.300 --> 01:42:09.640
You're looking at your tiny little house that

01:42:09.640 --> 01:42:11.260
you can't afford because of the mortgage crisis

01:42:11.260 --> 01:42:13.560
and your horrible little floppy kids who all

01:42:13.560 --> 01:42:15.300
have diabetes by the time they're eight and they

01:42:15.300 --> 01:42:19.199
live on corn syrup and lye. And then you look

01:42:19.199 --> 01:42:21.600
at your big bloated mess of a wife and she waddles

01:42:21.600 --> 01:42:23.340
over to you with her front butt spilling out

01:42:23.340 --> 01:42:26.060
over the top of her ass and long jeans. And you

01:42:26.060 --> 01:42:28.020
think, I'm going to go shoot myself and my pregnant

01:42:28.020 --> 01:42:41.039
small girl daughter, right? Oh, my God. Do you

01:42:41.039 --> 01:42:43.020
like it? Do you think Cleveland's cool? I mean,

01:42:43.039 --> 01:42:45.119
I've never heard anybody say, I'm going to Cleveland

01:42:45.119 --> 01:42:49.420
on vacation. What's so cool about Cleveland?

01:43:20.810 --> 01:43:24.149
They're black. They're Sasquatch, even. As long

01:43:24.149 --> 01:43:27.289
as you follow your dreams, no matter how crazy

01:43:27.289 --> 01:43:30.949
or against the law it is. Except for Sasquatch.

01:43:31.010 --> 01:43:33.909
Because Sasquatch rules are different. Forget

01:43:33.909 --> 01:43:37.930
it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak. That's all I'll

01:43:37.930 --> 01:43:41.289
ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one of those

01:43:41.289 --> 01:43:43.170
guys who can't wait to get to work in the morning.

01:43:43.329 --> 01:44:14.380
Like a dairy cow. Oh, yeah! So if there's a few

01:44:14.380 --> 01:44:16.859
bucks left over, you know, go get something nice.

01:44:17.659 --> 01:44:20.819
Yeah, hey, I'd like a, uh, $9 ,000 prostitute,

01:44:20.939 --> 01:44:25.220
please. Oh, do you have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah,

01:44:25.220 --> 01:44:27.260
good, and if you got an albino, send her up,

01:44:27.279 --> 01:44:30.079
too. And in, like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep,

01:44:30.340 --> 01:44:32.979
so get him up here. I had, like, half a bottle

01:44:32.979 --> 01:44:36.800
of melatonin, six beers, this whole f***ing bucket

01:44:36.800 --> 01:44:40.760
of chicken. Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no!

01:45:03.500 --> 01:45:06.899
What do you think they call me, Dr. Quinn? Oh,

01:45:06.899 --> 01:45:09.340
I just thought that wasn't a nickname. You know,

01:45:09.340 --> 01:45:13.960
like, Dr. Grace. Dr. Sud. God, you're stupid.

01:45:16.579 --> 01:45:22.859
God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What

01:45:22.859 --> 01:45:24.880
is it now, Hooper? Have you seen it on the TV

01:45:24.880 --> 01:45:27.800
lately? No, why? From Judd Winner, the maker

01:45:27.800 --> 01:45:29.739
of Gals Gone Wild, comes a little something for

01:45:29.739 --> 01:45:35.989
the ladies. Sally Flashes! Woo! It takes balls

01:45:35.989 --> 01:45:37.829
to do what they're doing, but these boys have

01:45:37.829 --> 01:45:40.289
got them and more. They're sack -flashers! We

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01:45:55.170 --> 01:45:56.850
callers gets three sack -flashers, full sack.

01:45:57.090 --> 01:45:59.109
Operators are standing by. You'll be nuts to

01:45:59.109 --> 01:46:02.170
pass up on this offer. I may still want a drink.

01:46:02.449 --> 01:46:04.689
An overnight night or something. Ooh! What's

01:46:04.689 --> 01:46:07.270
that face? Where'd they put them firecrackers

01:46:07.270 --> 01:46:10.069
up your butthole? Now, that's a good... No, not

01:46:10.069 --> 01:46:12.890
that specific. But why? That's how I met your

01:46:12.890 --> 01:46:16.210
great -grandpappy. Oh, he loved him, the buddy

01:46:16.210 --> 01:46:18.310
butthole. I told you not, never, ever, not, no,

01:46:18.449 --> 01:46:20.750
damn, don't, never, verbulate that man's name

01:46:20.750 --> 01:46:23.310
in the house again. I don't think he said his

01:46:23.310 --> 01:46:26.189
name. Some of us were a little too busy banging

01:46:26.189 --> 01:46:29.470
to exchange business cards. Don't you go Facebook

01:46:29.470 --> 01:46:31.960
him on the iPhone. Sure, I said you'd race from

01:46:31.960 --> 01:46:33.920
now on hell down to the library. Yeah, you know

01:46:33.920 --> 01:46:36.380
I did. You're going through all the way, you

01:46:36.380 --> 01:46:43.659
don't know it all. Whoa. You're a real live robot.

01:46:44.279 --> 01:46:46.939
Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?

01:46:47.479 --> 01:46:50.779
Where's my shiny metal head? It doesn't look

01:46:50.779 --> 01:46:53.100
so shiny to me. It's not any better than yours,

01:46:53.180 --> 01:47:31.750
mid -tag. And that is that. Happy Hour. Happy

01:47:31.750 --> 01:47:44.850
Hour. It's time for Horny. Good morning. RyanHockeyRadio

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.com. Happy Hour will be right back. You're totally

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at home. If you don't feel like listening to

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Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

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so stick around, folks. right back. Oh yeah.

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and leisure activities. In a recent study, people

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with autism I beat Josh by having friends and

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family, having a college education. I have even

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worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary

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personality for many years. Always remember that

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people with autism want the same things as you.

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We'll be right back. It's going dim. Ear drums

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mix and hop me like fingers without rings. VHX

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to FM. Shadows hit the street. As soon as sound

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will vanish like shadows in the heat. Thank you

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for watching! Like clockwork to a show Now it's

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time to face the silence Like the TV on Snow

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Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor so divine

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The void left in our hearts Wider than a canyon

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line Line Can't you see her silence? I'm a -comin'

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to an end Like a rollercoaster stoppin' Round

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a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs Seize our

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daily grind Now silence flowers And the thoughts

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we can't rewind But with Hoppy out already coming

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RyanHockeyRadio .com And like that, it's hot.

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You've probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever

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we're going outside, all I smell is poop. I'll

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catch you in the next one. And we'll call it

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a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is

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now over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast

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day. Good night, and God bless America.