Hoppe Is Hungover (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.25.26)

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. Wow, what the hell's going on with

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Alex Earl? She's taking after Ashley Dupree,

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her stepmom. Alex Earl is getting candid about

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her love life. Oh, yeah. She's in the order,

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guys. She saw what her stepmom did. The stepmom

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is the prostitute that Elliot Spitzer got caught

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with 18 years ago. Months after the 25 -year

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-old influencer sparked romance rumors. She's

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only 25. She's like 36. 48 -year -old Tom Brady,

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she revealed her preference. She is a hot piece

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of ass, so there's no denying. Friends. For dating

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older men. During the May 21st episode of her

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YouTube series, Get Real With Me. Oh, yeah. Nothing

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says real like a woman like Alex Earl. Ex -told

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guest, Quinlan Blackwell. Oh, they're doing everything

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they always do. These women. When they do a podcast,

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when they put on makeup, and they talk about

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men. men her age, and why she prefers to date

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older men. Because guys her age are immature.

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And you know, guys, I thought Brandi brung the

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ruckus. They're not too much older. I went on

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a date with a guy who was a year older than me.

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I can't do it again. Oh, yeah, you know. I haven't

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proved your pain. I have daddy issues. Now, why

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would I assume she has daddy issues? Are their

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dads married to a prostitute? Mm -hmm. That's

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a little scandalous if you ask me. There's no...

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Was the vibe off? Like, it didn't feel like I

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was with, like, a man. Like, I want someone...

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Like, I'll say this. Alex Earl may be... Or not

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Alex Earl. I think I'm still mixed up. Alex Cooper

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may be an annoying broad, but she's funny. There's

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no personality here. Take care of me. Yeah. But

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sometimes then I've gone too far the other end.

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I'm like... I'm like... I'm about to cackle her

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hands. She likes oil, man. That's such a surprise.

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She likes people that can buy things because

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people her age are maybe making $60 ,000. Brady

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worth $500 million. Oh, yeah! Jackpot! A quick

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question. Have you heard about sexually transmitted

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ringworm? Oh my god. Brandi Glanville just looks

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like she would have a ringworm in her throat.

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Brandi Glanville hears a very unexpected house

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concern. Ellie, if you know, she doesn't use

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teeth. During the May 21st episode of her brandy

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unfiltered podcast. She really is unfiltered.

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She looks like a duck without her Botox. The

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum reveals

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she thinks she may have contracted ringworm in

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her throat. Oh, yeah. You go, girl. That's awesome.

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It's hot. Why do I see the tongue? That's amazing.

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That means you go out of there. That means you

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go hard. After having oral sex with the recent

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partner. Oh, yeah. He asked a guest, Lisa Ann.

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A quick question. I love Lisa Ann. When I worked

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at Sports Radio, we used to have her on for fantasy

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football. It was a weird segment. She was so

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nice. Have you heard about sexually transmitted

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ringworm? Because they're common. I feel like

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that might be. Oh, yeah. It's that real dirt.

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Habit. The 53 -year -old goes on to... She looks

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like she's 72. ...explain that she believes she

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may have been exposed after dating someone who

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did a lot of wrestling. Adding... He would only,

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you know, move my face. He would... He had a

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reworm on his penis? Because he didn't want to

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get me pregnant. He didn't know that ship had

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sailed. Brandi says she's... Man, tell her, Sam.

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...but he'd been tested for other more common

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throw STDs. Oh, yeah, HPV, her... Which all came

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back negative. If you were to ask me what does

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a human STD look like, it'd be Brandy Glanville.

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Recently started wondering if this could be the

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cause of her symptoms. Alright, so grossed out.

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So skanky. Oh yeah! Alright. Freaking... Elon

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Musk's axe baby mom. Well, I guess it's not just

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axe baby mom. I don't even know if it's an ax.

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But this Ashley St. Clair girl. She just X'd

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me out. You ever look at a woman and you're like,

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oh my God. Usually they're named Ashley. But

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I'm down to you. You just look at her. You're

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like, this broad would never. Shut up. Well,

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Ashley St. Clair told Hassan Piker the text between

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her and Elon. Oh yeah. This is the same Ashley

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St. Clair. The Claire. What did she do? Talk

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about the man. How boring. Can you imagine the

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most coolest thing you did was have sex with

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Elon? Which is not that much of an accomplishment

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since you have sex with everybody. And then you

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had a kid on him? He sent me a text, which you

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can look at if you want. Do you want to read

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the text? Um, sure. He's like, I just want to

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bang on. Why not? Here. I'm not making this space

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laser shit up. I don't like her. Whatever happens

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is keeping whatever happens between you and your

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baby daddy. Between you and your baby daddy.

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Oh, that's right. Alisha Sinclair is another

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conservative influencer. There's plenty of them.

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So she's boring. She has nothing else to talk

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about. And everyone's like, oh my God, she sounds

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so crazy. I'm like, well, this is what he said.

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Well, you are crazy. He could say something and

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you could be telling the truth about it. And

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that doesn't mean you're not crazy. I don't know

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what to tell you guys. I don't know, you're annoying.

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Hot iMessage of all places. Well, I don't think,

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you know, Apple is going to... Okay, but don't

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read my pick -me stuff. Okay, I got some meds.

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It's fairly... Because I was being pick -me.

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What does that even mean? You're trying to sound

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all hip and you can't see, yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo,

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yo, yo, yo. No cap, bruh. Okay, wait. This was

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October 5th, 2024. What the fuck does that even

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mean? Yeah, you tell me. That I'm dumb as hell?

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He's just agreeing on whatever he wants to get

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in her pants. Wait, why does he, he actually

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talks like this? Yes, he actually talks like

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this. He's autistic! He's a genius! As much as

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I can't stand Elon, of course he's gonna talk

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weird. He's Elon Musk! You talk like every other

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conservative influencer. Annoying! I'm being

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hyperbolic when I said this. Hyperbolic. I'll

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use a big word. Read this one? Yes, you can read

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the whole thing. Okay. You can read anything

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except my pick me as well. Okay. Oh yeah, don't

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show my nids. Model flat. I'm feeling more optimistic

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after tonight. And tomorrow we unleash the anomaly

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in the matrix. All right, there you go. She's

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not an anomaly. She's like every other cloud

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chasing woman. She's mad that no one's talking.

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about her unless she talks about her ex. Doesn't

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that feel pathetic to the women out there? Kayla

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Nicole, every housewife, Ashley St. Clair. If

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you don't talk about your ex, no one cares. On

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this Memorial Day, I want to thank all the badasses

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out there for serving our country. You guys made

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the ultimate sacrifice. I made an ultimate sacrifice

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last night. I got really drunk. I'm feeling it

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right now. I'm hard. But because of your service,

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I was able to go to Pelican Pub and over drink.

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That's what allowed it. You know? Thank you.

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FM DJs, your morning show prep begins now. Loud.

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Rude. And those are his good qualities. A sick

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person with a powerful tool. Door is closing.

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Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening

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to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. Mm

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-hmm. With Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? Now, now,

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now, now. If I hit this button, boom, the whole

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program's gonna start. Okay, well, hit it. All

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right. Boom, boom, boom, boom. And now for something

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completely different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4,

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3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour

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with Hoppy. That's how I feel. I kind of manifested

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it yesterday. Talking to my friend Kelly. And

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I was like, oh, yeah. I don't know. I might either

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party really hard today or not party that hard.

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And I went to Wawa. Got some Mike's Heart lemonade.

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And I got drunk at the pool. There's two pools

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in my apartment. That's a first world problem.

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The first pool was closed. The big one. So we're

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in this little miniature pool. And these kids

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are splashing us. That being me and my friend

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Jamie. And then I was starting to get a little

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annoyed. Like there was a little bit more room

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to the right. And they kept throwing to the left.

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And splashing me. So what did I do? We decided

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to go inside around 5 p .m. to being out for

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about an hour and 40, maybe 75 minutes. It's

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really weird how time flies. I know that's so

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cliche. I can't believe it's already Memorial

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Day or whatever. But man, when you're drunk in

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a pool, time goes by like that. All of a sudden,

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it's time to go downtown St. Pete to get drunk.

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So that was what we did. Oh my God. The all -you

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-can -puff was great. I don't think. Two beers

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and two double -jerk and cooks. No wonder I was

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hungover. I was feeling it. And you know what's

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the worst part about, um... You know, drinking

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earlier in the day. Is it like messes up my sleep,

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man? I was trying to sleep as I'm just tossing

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and turning, patting my cat. My Lord. Between

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3 to 5 a .m. went by in like a blink, but not

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a blink. I was like tossing and turning. Alexa,

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what time is it? I'm sure someone's Alexa just

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went off. Actually, let me say that more clearly.

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Alexa, what time is it? So I did that. It's like,

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it's at 3 .32 a .m. I'm like, okay. Then I'm

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like, Alexa, what time is it? And it was like,

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4 .07 a .m. Then I was like, Alexa, what time

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is it? It's like, 5 .32 a .m. Can we just get

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to like the 8, 9 a .m. hours so I can wake up?

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Mm -hmm. Because I went to bed right at 9. Man,

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these NBA playoffs have not been in, man. Mm

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-hmm. Now, am I grateful that the Spurs tied

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up the series against the bitch -ass Thunder?

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Of course I am. They're very good for taking

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that first game. But you know what it is? It

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is the fact, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

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that every one of these games has been blowouts.

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Both of those game ones were very pivotal for

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both the Eastern and Western Conference Finals.

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For the Eastern Conference Finals, the Cavaliers

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would only be down 2 -1 and not the... 3 -0 lead

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that no one's ever beaten in the NBA playoffs.

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No one's ever come back from being down 3 -0.

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And this Cavaliers team with James Harden. They're

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definitely not going to be the ones that break

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that habit. I've never quite understood James

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Harden. Oh, I haven't. How are you going to have

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all that talent and be such a game changer in

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the league with the Eurostep? And all of a sudden,

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when it's time to win a game, I'm good. Let me

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brick every shot and not pass up the ball. 32

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.8 goes to 19, to 17, to 14, to 11, to 8. No

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timeout by the coach. And there's James Harden

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bricking every shot. It was insane. I know that

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was like four days ago, but I still couldn't

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believe it. Right when the Knicks got five in

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a row, they were down 22, and then they hit a

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layup, and they hit a three, and then it was

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like a 17 -point lead. I went, this game's over.

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Because I just knew that there was no shot that

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James Harden could do anything. All he does is

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brick the shot. Where's the sound effect? Yeah,

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this is him bricking the shot. Hey, dude, get

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the shot. Hey, dude. Put us up nine points. Goes

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down to seven points. Hey, dude. Put us up seven

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points. Down to five points. Down to two points.

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Get us five points up. Every freaking time. What's

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this brick sound effect? What the hell is that?

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We've gone into hungover morning zoo territory

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with these sound effects. Here's the loudest

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brick ever. I'm having fun with this. Arrow to

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Roach. Perfect. That sets the sound effect. 17

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to 14 points. I think I had my chance earlier

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with that bit. I think we're going to admit that

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that bit was kind of funny. I had a few laughs

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here and there, but overall it was just a car

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crash. So, I've had this realization. Down a

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little bit of a loud mouth. Oh, by the way, it's

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11 -11. Make a wish. How long have I been recording

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for? Oh, 60 minutes. Would have been cool if

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it was 11 minutes. Right now on Monday, Memorial

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Day. Why does it feel like Memorial Day is earlier

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than usual? I don't know what to say. I just

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couldn't believe it. When is Memorial Day usually

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celebrated? I guess it's the last Monday of May,

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so I guess the way of the month. I always thought

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it was like the, I don't know. I always thought

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it was like the 28th, 29th, 30th. Memorial Day.

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This is just riveting radio. Memorial Day date

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2019. Let's just look at pre. It was the 27th.

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Yeah, it was like two days ahead. Let me do the

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2018. This is riveting stuff. In 2017, it was

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the 31st. See? I'm not crazy. Mm -hmm. Well,

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I am crazy with my bipolar. And next year will

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be the 31st. Yeah, when my boss at my job, when

00:17:34.579 --> 00:17:36.980
Ron sent out the email that the office were going

00:17:36.980 --> 00:17:38.880
to be closed on Monday, I was like, for what?

00:17:39.220 --> 00:17:40.980
I mean, that's fine. Everyone works hard. You

00:17:40.980 --> 00:17:43.359
need a little break. But I was like, oh, Memorial

00:17:43.359 --> 00:17:46.359
Day, all right? But I'm having this realization

00:17:46.359 --> 00:17:50.759
that a lot of people listen to me, man. Now,

00:17:50.759 --> 00:17:53.740
if you base it off of the YouTube videos, so

00:17:53.740 --> 00:17:56.200
many downloads, you would think I have nobody

00:17:56.200 --> 00:17:58.099
listening. I have about 20 ,000 people a month.

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All around the world. I'd rather have 20 ,000

00:18:03.799 --> 00:18:06.539
people per month listen to me than like 150 ,000

00:18:06.539 --> 00:18:11.240
that listen to Kelton. It's all local. I'm not

00:18:11.240 --> 00:18:15.019
in a few cities, bitch. You got the money and

00:18:15.019 --> 00:18:18.119
the wife you never cheat on. I'm single with

00:18:18.119 --> 00:18:22.470
my cat. But I'm starting to realize that people

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listen to me. Like when I'm at kava bars, there's

00:18:25.230 --> 00:18:31.410
this really irritating thing. And one of my friends

00:18:31.410 --> 00:18:35.410
in the kava community, she knows who she is.

00:18:35.910 --> 00:18:38.609
If she's hearing this rant, she knows exactly

00:18:38.609 --> 00:18:43.950
what I'm talking about. Hi there. I'll make you

00:18:43.950 --> 00:18:45.309
a cat video. That was a little shout out to her

00:18:45.309 --> 00:18:46.789
because I'm trying to be anonymous. Not really,

00:18:46.869 --> 00:18:48.619
even though I said the name earlier. Mm -hmm,

00:18:48.619 --> 00:18:52.640
Cali. Okay. Now, what happened was I'm talking

00:18:52.640 --> 00:18:57.799
to somebody and I'm just so sick and tired. It

00:18:57.799 --> 00:19:01.000
happens at all the calabars. I know I project

00:19:01.000 --> 00:19:05.359
my voice like I care. I know I project my voice

00:19:05.359 --> 00:19:07.859
in kind of a manner that's kind of jackassery.

00:19:09.259 --> 00:19:12.740
But that doesn't mean that all the Gen Xers at

00:19:12.740 --> 00:19:16.170
the bar is going to go any type of work. Have

00:19:16.170 --> 00:19:20.509
to chime in with their contrarian opinions. I'm

00:19:20.509 --> 00:19:26.589
not talking to you. Hey, did I ask for your opinion?

00:19:27.289 --> 00:19:30.650
Did I go, oh yeah, please. Chime in from across

00:19:30.650 --> 00:19:37.130
the freaking place. Well, actually, Hoppy, here's

00:19:37.130 --> 00:19:42.369
a, I don't care. Do I look like I care? Mm -hmm.

00:19:43.099 --> 00:19:44.859
No, no, no, no, no. I know you can't look at

00:19:44.859 --> 00:19:46.880
me because this is audio. And there's really

00:19:46.880 --> 00:19:49.960
not that much video of me online. But I'm telling

00:19:49.960 --> 00:19:53.119
you, if you could look at me. Do you really think

00:19:53.119 --> 00:19:57.740
I care? The other day, I told a story. I'll tell

00:19:57.740 --> 00:20:00.079
it again. I was at another comic bar. And this

00:20:00.079 --> 00:20:04.500
dude that does not like me. He can't stand my

00:20:04.500 --> 00:20:07.799
guts. He's a listener of the radio. And he thinks

00:20:07.799 --> 00:20:11.220
the radio cares about him. Why would you think

00:20:11.220 --> 00:20:15.900
that? And I was at the bar talking to one of

00:20:15.900 --> 00:20:18.559
my friends who's a girl. Wasn't really Chinese.

00:20:19.240 --> 00:20:22.579
No, but I was talking to her. It was like 12

00:20:22.579 --> 00:20:24.440
o 'clock at night. And all of a sudden, this

00:20:24.440 --> 00:20:29.339
guy brings up the exciting opinion and topicalness

00:20:29.339 --> 00:20:34.859
about the thing that is known as abortion and

00:20:34.859 --> 00:20:39.460
gay rights. Oh, yeah, just the hot topics happening

00:20:39.460 --> 00:20:47.130
at the bar. Woo -hoo! And this girl was clearly

00:20:47.130 --> 00:20:50.509
not agreeing with anything he said. No, no, no,

00:20:50.509 --> 00:20:53.250
this dude was just doing it to try to cock black

00:20:53.250 --> 00:20:56.529
me or what. It was very strange. And his girl

00:20:56.529 --> 00:20:58.529
kind of looked at me like, I'm sorry. He's just

00:20:58.529 --> 00:21:01.509
in one of his moods where he has to spew his

00:21:01.509 --> 00:21:04.750
mega opinions because what else does he have?

00:21:05.990 --> 00:21:10.710
I have been talking for... 12 minutes, and who

00:21:10.710 --> 00:21:14.750
knows what the fuck I've been saying. But yes,

00:21:14.930 --> 00:21:20.470
last night, I was at Pelican Pub drinking. And

00:21:20.470 --> 00:21:25.230
I was with my friend Jamie, who I've known for

00:21:25.230 --> 00:21:29.269
eight or nine years. He's a good guy, Jamie Taylor.

00:21:29.809 --> 00:21:33.410
Oh, he's a great man. Probably my most loyal

00:21:33.410 --> 00:21:36.109
friend in Florida. And quite possibly, this is

00:21:36.109 --> 00:21:38.230
me not trying to be sad, even though it's a little

00:21:38.230 --> 00:21:41.650
sad. Probably my only friend that hangs out with

00:21:41.650 --> 00:21:44.549
me outside of comic bars. It's almost like when

00:21:44.549 --> 00:21:46.710
you have an opinion and people don't agree with

00:21:46.710 --> 00:21:48.549
you, they don't want to hang out with you because

00:21:48.549 --> 00:21:55.210
they're sensitive. Mm -hmm. Everybody can throw

00:21:55.210 --> 00:21:58.710
stones from their glass house. Okay, I'm not

00:21:58.710 --> 00:22:02.250
going down that route, but I just did. But last

00:22:02.250 --> 00:22:07.109
night, I was with Jamie, and this 24 -year -old

00:22:07.109 --> 00:22:10.279
comes up to us. Nice guy. I thought he was older

00:22:10.279 --> 00:22:13.380
than me. I don't know if COVID did a number on

00:22:13.380 --> 00:22:16.380
him because he graduated in 2020. Well, I mean,

00:22:16.400 --> 00:22:17.920
kind of graduated. They didn't get a graduation

00:22:17.920 --> 00:22:20.940
ceremony. They got Zoom. It's so weird to me.

00:22:22.880 --> 00:22:24.279
But what I'm saying to you, ladies and gentlemen,

00:22:24.319 --> 00:22:29.279
boys and girls, is I'm scared to bark. And I

00:22:29.279 --> 00:22:32.680
was like, did you see this AI poster that Mike

00:22:32.680 --> 00:22:35.940
Olivero made for the Mike O radio show? And I

00:22:35.940 --> 00:22:37.460
wasn't talking bad about it because it just came

00:22:37.460 --> 00:22:40.839
on my timeline. And Jamie was like, yeah, I saw

00:22:40.839 --> 00:22:42.619
that. And I was like, that is just the most Gen

00:22:42.619 --> 00:22:45.240
X way of using AI. There was nothing wrong with

00:22:45.240 --> 00:22:48.640
what Oliver Earl did for the Michael show. But

00:22:48.640 --> 00:22:51.740
it was just, he was ripped. Cory Cardinal was

00:22:51.740 --> 00:22:54.400
ripped. It was just very, I don't know. It was

00:22:54.400 --> 00:22:58.259
okay. And the guy sitting next to me goes, yeah,

00:22:58.279 --> 00:23:01.579
it's crazy what's going on with AI graphics.

00:23:02.509 --> 00:23:07.289
And I'm like, here we freaking go. Just people

00:23:07.289 --> 00:23:10.069
listening to me. Now, I guess I would rather

00:23:10.069 --> 00:23:12.569
have them listen to me than not listen to me.

00:23:14.569 --> 00:23:17.329
Then he scoots over. And this is where the story

00:23:17.329 --> 00:23:19.609
gets really good, I promise. This is where it

00:23:19.609 --> 00:23:23.750
gets juicy. He starts going over. And I'm thinking

00:23:23.750 --> 00:23:27.170
this dude's like maybe 31. Kind of balding. He's

00:23:27.170 --> 00:23:30.839
like a muscular. He's a good looking guy. If

00:23:30.839 --> 00:23:32.640
you're a Rover's Morning Glory listener, he kind

00:23:32.640 --> 00:23:34.640
of looked like, because he was actually from

00:23:34.640 --> 00:23:36.299
Cleveland. It was that type of like Cleveland

00:23:36.299 --> 00:23:41.660
man. I knew I did not name drop that I worked

00:23:41.660 --> 00:23:44.420
for Rover, but I did. And I knew he was a little

00:23:44.420 --> 00:23:46.160
younger because he goes, well, who's Rover? And

00:23:46.160 --> 00:23:48.940
I was like, everybody knows who Rover is. And

00:23:48.940 --> 00:23:51.240
one fifth of the city listening to him between

00:23:51.240 --> 00:23:53.619
the ages of 18 to 34, but he would have been

00:23:53.619 --> 00:23:57.079
like 13. So right down in there, I kind of knew,

00:23:57.200 --> 00:24:01.539
you know, that he was a little younger. And he's

00:24:01.539 --> 00:24:03.319
like, could I ask you guys for some advice? And

00:24:03.319 --> 00:24:08.079
you got to remember, I'm pretty drunk. And to

00:24:08.079 --> 00:24:10.579
be quite frank, when you're with somebody like

00:24:10.579 --> 00:24:12.299
my friend Jamie, where we've gone on about a

00:24:12.299 --> 00:24:16.440
hundred holidays. No, we never ran a train on

00:24:16.440 --> 00:24:19.880
a girl because we were faithful to our axes.

00:24:24.140 --> 00:24:28.579
But still. There's a lot of history, a lot of

00:24:28.579 --> 00:24:31.839
double dates between us. Well, I guess not between

00:24:31.839 --> 00:24:35.160
us, but you know what I mean. So, to be honest,

00:24:35.259 --> 00:24:40.740
we talked a little bit about our exes. And nothing

00:24:40.740 --> 00:24:43.240
like living in the past. More like, oh, it's

00:24:43.240 --> 00:24:45.940
just like when you know someone for nine years.

00:24:47.400 --> 00:24:51.160
It's hard for the topic not to come up. So I

00:24:51.160 --> 00:24:53.440
was already in kind of the mode of like, oh yeah,

00:24:53.500 --> 00:24:57.359
women are heartbreakers. You know, women are

00:24:57.359 --> 00:25:00.380
cloud chasers. So the guy starts asking me for

00:25:00.380 --> 00:25:05.019
dating advice. And I go, please listen to me.

00:25:05.500 --> 00:25:07.599
I said, I should have listened to other people

00:25:07.599 --> 00:25:10.259
when I was in my 20s and I didn't want to listen

00:25:10.259 --> 00:25:12.880
to them. And he goes, what do you mean? And I

00:25:12.880 --> 00:25:18.299
go, please listen to me. And he goes, I go, listen.

00:25:19.419 --> 00:25:23.279
really get to know the girl. Don't fall in love

00:25:23.279 --> 00:25:25.200
with the idea of them. And this can go with any

00:25:25.200 --> 00:25:28.019
gender. See how they act in social situations.

00:25:29.099 --> 00:25:32.200
See their texting habits. See if they have a

00:25:32.200 --> 00:25:34.079
good relationship with their father. Because

00:25:34.079 --> 00:25:35.480
if they don't have a good relationship with their

00:25:35.480 --> 00:25:37.819
father, they ain't going to have a good relationship

00:25:37.819 --> 00:25:43.119
with you, dog. Mm -hmm. That's how they view

00:25:43.119 --> 00:25:49.029
men. And I was saying all this. And, um, And

00:25:49.029 --> 00:25:51.569
then my friend Jamie goes, well, with my ex Danielle,

00:25:51.890 --> 00:25:54.589
and we really weren't talking smack about our

00:25:54.589 --> 00:25:56.650
exes. We were just kind of, you know, reminiscing.

00:25:57.390 --> 00:26:01.150
And my friend Jamie says, he says his ex's name,

00:26:01.269 --> 00:26:04.170
Danielle. I wish her the best. Will not talk

00:26:04.170 --> 00:26:07.549
to me, but I wish her the best. And all of a

00:26:07.549 --> 00:26:12.109
sudden, the bartender walks over. She's very

00:26:12.109 --> 00:26:14.930
cute. You know, when a girl has like tattoos,

00:26:15.089 --> 00:26:18.390
like kind of above her shoulder blades, like,

00:26:18.720 --> 00:26:21.339
on her back and like on the top part of her back.

00:26:21.440 --> 00:26:23.559
And you're just thinking, this is me being dirty.

00:26:24.019 --> 00:26:27.619
Man, I can plow from behind and just pay it to

00:26:27.619 --> 00:26:34.519
Picasso. Well, you know, she comes over and goes,

00:26:34.759 --> 00:26:38.180
Hey, did you say something? And my friend, uh,

00:26:38.279 --> 00:26:40.940
Jamie was like, no, I was telling her story.

00:26:41.259 --> 00:26:43.660
And she was like, Oh, I thought you said my name.

00:26:43.799 --> 00:26:45.380
And he goes, what's your name? And she goes,

00:26:45.400 --> 00:26:48.630
my name is Danielle. And he goes, Oh, that's

00:26:48.630 --> 00:26:52.250
my ex's name. And then when I asked for another

00:26:52.250 --> 00:26:55.390
double Jack and Coke and beer, the bartender

00:26:55.390 --> 00:26:58.650
looked at me with a lot of like, why are you

00:26:58.650 --> 00:27:00.309
giving this advice to him? Why are you telling

00:27:00.309 --> 00:27:04.049
the secrets about women? So that was when I realized

00:27:04.049 --> 00:27:08.809
she was listening, dog. This talk segment right

00:27:08.809 --> 00:27:13.789
here, we've been talking for 17 minutes. This

00:27:13.789 --> 00:27:17.329
is not PPM friendly. A radio consultant, PPM

00:27:17.329 --> 00:27:23.039
is, People, person, what is it? What does PPM

00:27:23.039 --> 00:27:28.480
stand for in radio? Portable people meter. It's

00:27:28.480 --> 00:27:33.660
a meter. Bubba knows about it. No, that's a radio

00:27:33.660 --> 00:27:34.779
reference because he cheated in the writing.

00:27:34.940 --> 00:27:37.440
No, it's a portable meter that you put on your

00:27:37.440 --> 00:27:40.940
radio and it has your listening habits. And they

00:27:40.940 --> 00:27:43.200
always say in the business, oh, you can't talk

00:27:43.200 --> 00:27:47.200
more than two minutes at a time. No one's listening.

00:27:47.900 --> 00:27:52.019
And then you look at MJ's morning show, or even

00:27:52.019 --> 00:27:54.200
Mike Elton, as much as I don't want to give him

00:27:54.200 --> 00:27:58.940
credit, I'll give him credit. They talk for a

00:27:58.940 --> 00:28:03.839
long time in a row, like 90 minutes both. Mike

00:28:03.839 --> 00:28:07.480
Elton's from 7 to 8, 20 -ish. MJ's from 7 .20

00:28:07.480 --> 00:28:11.220
to 8 .50. The infamous 90 minutes of nonstop

00:28:11.220 --> 00:28:13.579
MJ. Which, whenever I work that show, I have

00:28:13.579 --> 00:28:16.140
to make sure I do not drink any liquids or have

00:28:16.140 --> 00:28:17.859
any coffee because then I got to take a dump

00:28:17.859 --> 00:28:20.039
at like 8 .30 and we still have 25 minutes left.

00:28:21.160 --> 00:28:24.099
But that is those two shows. And Monsters in

00:28:24.099 --> 00:28:26.779
the Morning in Orlando and Paul Castronovo in

00:28:26.779 --> 00:28:31.319
Miami. What else we got here? Klein and Nelly

00:28:31.319 --> 00:28:35.440
with my boy Kevin Klein over there in Los Angeles.

00:28:35.579 --> 00:28:40.509
Heidi and Frank. Hey, radio listener. It's Kevin

00:28:40.509 --> 00:28:45.230
Kline from Kline Alley Show on 106 .7 KROQ in

00:28:45.230 --> 00:28:47.630
Los Angeles. Perhaps you've never heard of us.

00:28:47.650 --> 00:28:49.730
Maybe you have. But who cares? Whatever. You're

00:28:49.730 --> 00:28:53.369
listening to Hoppy Hour with my boy, Ryan Hoppy.

00:28:53.430 --> 00:28:56.309
That's me. Good guy. Way too tall. Definitely

00:28:56.309 --> 00:28:59.049
a product of incest. That was delightful. Also,

00:28:59.130 --> 00:29:04.579
I'm not a product of incest. I'm a mistake. Hey,

00:29:04.660 --> 00:29:06.579
this is Frank Kramer from the Heidi and Frank

00:29:06.579 --> 00:29:09.720
show on 95 .5 KLOS in Los Angeles. And you are

00:29:09.720 --> 00:29:13.039
listening to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Did

00:29:13.039 --> 00:29:16.000
you see what he did there? Hoppy Hour. I love

00:29:16.000 --> 00:29:18.140
that guy. While I was being braggadocious and

00:29:18.140 --> 00:29:19.839
playing those clips, those are guys that talk

00:29:19.839 --> 00:29:22.180
long form. So what I'm saying is I've been talking

00:29:22.180 --> 00:29:27.440
for 27 minutes in a row, about 21 minutes. And

00:29:27.440 --> 00:29:29.759
every radio consultant would be like, got a break.

00:29:30.339 --> 00:29:32.599
Got a break. You can't do that. What are you

00:29:32.599 --> 00:29:35.980
doing? Got a break. Got it back. We got to make

00:29:35.980 --> 00:29:38.339
sure we're PPM friendly. We can only talk for

00:29:38.339 --> 00:29:41.500
two minutes and 58 seconds every morning show

00:29:41.500 --> 00:29:44.500
on iHeart. Man, can you let my homies Miguel

00:29:44.500 --> 00:29:47.099
and Holly talk a little bit? Jesus Christ, Tommy.

00:29:47.240 --> 00:29:51.559
What are you doing? You see that MJ talks real

00:29:51.559 --> 00:29:54.960
loud? Tommy Chuck, it's okay to let Miguel and

00:29:54.960 --> 00:29:57.970
Holly talk. Actually, give all the Joe shows

00:29:57.970 --> 00:30:01.569
talking time. And just spill it all over. So

00:30:01.569 --> 00:30:03.390
if both shows have three minute talking time,

00:30:03.529 --> 00:30:06.630
give Joseph Carballo and his terrible cast, besides

00:30:06.630 --> 00:30:10.230
actually who's talented. I'm British again. Give

00:30:10.230 --> 00:30:12.289
those three minute talk breaks. Forget about

00:30:12.289 --> 00:30:14.910
the actors. And just give it to Miguel and Holly.

00:30:14.990 --> 00:30:16.269
Let them talk for like six minutes. It's okay.

00:30:17.509 --> 00:30:20.779
The house ain't gonna burn down, dog. It's just

00:30:20.779 --> 00:30:22.680
burning down with the layups, but the corporate

00:30:22.680 --> 00:30:25.680
never gets laid off. The same corporate that

00:30:25.680 --> 00:30:29.019
makes terrible decisions in that building. What

00:30:29.019 --> 00:30:30.299
I'm saying to you, ladies and gentlemen, boys

00:30:30.299 --> 00:30:32.720
and girls, is I'm not quite sure. I don't even

00:30:32.720 --> 00:30:36.940
know what I'm getting at. But I do know that

00:30:36.940 --> 00:30:41.059
I am very hungover. And you know what? Maybe

00:30:41.059 --> 00:30:44.900
I should succumb to doing Lord of the Roses.

00:30:45.039 --> 00:30:52.079
Maybe that would be my big break in radio. What's

00:30:52.079 --> 00:30:57.039
up? This is the Ryan Show. Got my co -host here,

00:30:57.119 --> 00:31:03.140
Smashley. Hey! I got producer Fed over here.

00:31:04.200 --> 00:31:09.880
Hey, I like crying. Hey, it's time for War of

00:31:09.880 --> 00:31:14.339
the Roses. Yeah, I don't see that happening.

00:31:17.069 --> 00:31:20.609
I have a little bit of credibility. I saw this

00:31:20.609 --> 00:31:24.490
here. Thought this was very interesting. A former

00:31:24.490 --> 00:31:27.170
TMZ producer says she finds it weird that there's

00:31:27.170 --> 00:31:30.730
no mugshot of Britney Spears. I will say, subconsciously,

00:31:30.730 --> 00:31:32.769
I was kind of thinking that a little bit. I was

00:31:32.769 --> 00:31:35.910
like, where's the mugshot? That was something

00:31:35.910 --> 00:31:39.210
that crossed my mind. And here's a former producer

00:31:39.210 --> 00:31:42.829
talking about it. Okay, it's time for... I used

00:31:42.829 --> 00:31:46.529
to work at TMZ, and I have some thoughts on recent

00:31:46.529 --> 00:31:49.849
headlines. Let's talk about Britney Spears. Oh,

00:31:49.849 --> 00:31:53.930
yeah! I mean, you know if you work at TMZ that

00:31:53.930 --> 00:31:57.309
you just have stories for days of how much of

00:31:57.309 --> 00:32:01.930
a douche Harvey Levin is. She was arrested for

00:32:01.930 --> 00:32:05.170
a DUI. Does anyone not find it weird that there

00:32:05.170 --> 00:32:08.529
was no mugshot? I thought that! You better believe

00:32:08.529 --> 00:32:13.230
that when I worked at TMZ, We were always the

00:32:13.230 --> 00:32:16.009
first, especially if it happened within the L

00:32:16.009 --> 00:32:19.650
.A. County or vicinity area or New York. We were

00:32:19.650 --> 00:32:25.210
the first to get the mugshot. That's a good analysis

00:32:25.210 --> 00:32:29.690
by that hot piece of ass. Here's an interesting

00:32:29.690 --> 00:32:34.690
clip. It's this woman with big ass boobs. And

00:32:34.690 --> 00:32:38.490
she talks about the unspoken burden of being

00:32:38.490 --> 00:32:42.660
a man. Who drives on the long road so the family

00:32:42.660 --> 00:32:47.940
can rest? The man. Who goes downstairs to check

00:32:47.940 --> 00:32:50.839
a strange noise in the house and see what is

00:32:50.839 --> 00:32:59.559
happening? The man. The man. I'm the man. Who

00:32:59.559 --> 00:33:02.279
deprives himself of buying what he wants to be

00:33:02.279 --> 00:33:05.359
able to pay for daily expenses, school, and medicine?

00:33:05.539 --> 00:33:10.569
The man. And the problem is that God, this woman's

00:33:10.569 --> 00:33:14.470
so freaking hot. Often, the male burden cannot

00:33:14.470 --> 00:33:18.970
be shared. The responsibility, the bills, the

00:33:18.970 --> 00:33:22.309
risk, everything falls on his shoulders. Yeah.

00:33:23.670 --> 00:33:26.750
But hey, we have it so easy. Women are always

00:33:26.750 --> 00:33:27.990
like, we don't have to go through menopause or

00:33:27.990 --> 00:33:30.650
pregnancy. No, we have to deal with other things.

00:33:32.069 --> 00:33:35.390
There's a clip right here. It was a little hot.

00:33:36.210 --> 00:33:40.319
Dating coach named Flourish with Lauren. And

00:33:40.319 --> 00:33:45.039
you know she's very particular about how people

00:33:45.039 --> 00:33:47.839
spell that name. Because it's L -A -U -R -N.

00:33:48.460 --> 00:33:53.400
Don't get it wrong. Can a man love two women

00:33:53.400 --> 00:33:56.579
at once? Can a man love two women at the same

00:33:56.579 --> 00:33:59.980
time? Yes or no? Because the men watching this

00:33:59.980 --> 00:34:02.339
are going to say one thing. And the women will

00:34:02.339 --> 00:34:04.400
say the complete opposite. Yeah, they always

00:34:04.400 --> 00:34:07.839
do. But science is about to prove both of you

00:34:07.839 --> 00:34:11.099
wrong. Are you ready? No. Here it goes. Your

00:34:11.099 --> 00:34:15.019
brain does not run on one single love system.

00:34:15.139 --> 00:34:18.500
It runs on three. Attachment, romantic attraction,

00:34:18.820 --> 00:34:22.179
and desire. And they operate completely differently

00:34:22.179 --> 00:34:26.280
and independently of each other. Oh, yeah. Attachment

00:34:26.280 --> 00:34:29.360
is the deep bond, the comfort, the safety, that

00:34:29.360 --> 00:34:32.960
home feeling. That's the woman he built a life

00:34:32.960 --> 00:34:36.019
with. Romantic attraction is the obsessive pull,

00:34:36.260 --> 00:34:43.119
the butterfly. That is the problem. Us men, we

00:34:43.119 --> 00:34:45.500
do not mean to be obsessive, but it's our papa

00:34:45.500 --> 00:34:50.039
bear energy. That's the biggest disconnect when

00:34:50.039 --> 00:34:53.849
it comes to dating. is women are like, I ain't

00:34:53.849 --> 00:34:57.230
got a next girl. No, actually, you guys can go

00:34:57.230 --> 00:35:00.269
to the, I think a guy does not want to see any

00:35:00.269 --> 00:35:04.050
pictures of their exes. My last two exes were

00:35:04.050 --> 00:35:05.570
like, please send me the pictures of our good

00:35:05.570 --> 00:35:07.730
times. Women are just built differently, man.

00:35:09.309 --> 00:35:12.289
Just built differently. It's the electricity,

00:35:12.670 --> 00:35:15.289
the can't stop thinking about how she makes him

00:35:15.289 --> 00:35:19.309
feel. Yeah. You know what's terrible? It's when

00:35:19.309 --> 00:35:22.670
you date a woman. That's the first problem. I'm

00:35:22.670 --> 00:35:24.690
kidding. No. But when you fall in love at 11,

00:35:25.030 --> 00:35:29.230
and this idea you have of them, it's just the

00:35:29.230 --> 00:35:32.449
greatest. You just are like, yes! I found my

00:35:32.449 --> 00:35:35.650
one and only. And then you know what happens.

00:35:36.230 --> 00:35:38.969
That person never existed. It's almost a death.

00:35:39.730 --> 00:35:42.690
Because your brain is getting the dopamine in

00:35:42.690 --> 00:35:45.809
from banging them out. And from recent reports

00:35:45.809 --> 00:35:48.849
I've heard, this is not me bragging, but someone

00:35:48.849 --> 00:35:52.920
told me, that my ex used to use, or I don't know

00:35:52.920 --> 00:35:55.480
if she used to, but she tells people that I'm

00:35:55.480 --> 00:36:00.179
the hardest sex she ever had. Yeah! You gotta

00:36:00.179 --> 00:36:03.400
bring that 110 % every time. You gotta go to

00:36:03.400 --> 00:36:08.199
pound town. And desire is purely physical. Yeah,

00:36:08.199 --> 00:36:11.400
there you go. I don't think women realize how

00:36:11.400 --> 00:36:14.440
healthy it is for men to get laid. Like, you're

00:36:14.440 --> 00:36:16.539
honestly an angel when you have sex with us.

00:36:17.099 --> 00:36:21.320
I don't care what you're like. You can be a freaking

00:36:21.320 --> 00:36:25.019
model. Probably not a prostitute because I would

00:36:25.019 --> 00:36:29.059
never do that. Could you imagine that? There

00:36:29.059 --> 00:36:32.019
have been times, man, more after my breakup from

00:36:32.019 --> 00:36:34.860
my fiance nine years ago. Man, I have a lot of

00:36:34.860 --> 00:36:37.559
breakups. I don't know what I have more of, breakups

00:36:37.559 --> 00:36:42.719
or radio jobs. But there were times that I was

00:36:42.719 --> 00:36:47.500
lonely. I never thought about going on rug maps

00:36:47.500 --> 00:36:50.869
or whatever that side is. Man, if you're paying

00:36:50.869 --> 00:36:53.829
for sex, you're a lizard, dude. I mean, I sure

00:36:53.829 --> 00:36:59.690
am like Amsterdam or Vegas. But the thing is,

00:36:59.829 --> 00:37:04.250
that was one time. You know what? We're going

00:37:04.250 --> 00:37:06.630
to tell a little story. Today's show is going

00:37:06.630 --> 00:37:09.150
to be really long. I got, I went to bed at like

00:37:09.150 --> 00:37:15.630
9 p .m. Story, one second. Story time music.

00:37:18.909 --> 00:37:21.110
Yeah, last night I went to bed at like 9. I got

00:37:21.110 --> 00:37:25.050
up at 10 a .m. I probably also got up at 10 p

00:37:25.050 --> 00:37:28.309
.m. as well. So right now it's like 11 .32 and

00:37:28.309 --> 00:37:30.269
I got nothing to do today. So today's going to

00:37:30.269 --> 00:37:34.809
be just me rambling. But I'm creating some music

00:37:34.809 --> 00:37:38.269
on Zoom. Some AI music for story time. Let's

00:37:38.269 --> 00:37:41.050
see how this sounds. I'm talking about the loneliness

00:37:41.050 --> 00:37:47.050
of my life in 2019. But I'm totally not lonely.

00:37:49.750 --> 00:37:53.489
So, there was this time. I was talking to this

00:37:53.489 --> 00:37:56.650
girl on Tinder about, I don't know, seven years

00:37:56.650 --> 00:38:00.409
ago. It was seven years ago. And she goes, have

00:38:00.409 --> 00:38:03.070
you ever heard of Fantasyland in Tampa? Mm -hmm.

00:38:04.570 --> 00:38:12.849
This is better. Yeah! Oh, I love it! That is

00:38:12.849 --> 00:38:16.619
perfect. A little more upbeat. Yeah. She goes,

00:38:16.719 --> 00:38:18.320
have you ever been to Fantasyland in Tampa? I'm

00:38:18.320 --> 00:38:20.019
like, no, what is it? She's like, oh, it's this

00:38:20.019 --> 00:38:22.599
like porn shop that has like a theater in the

00:38:22.599 --> 00:38:24.460
back. She's like, we should go sometime. I'm

00:38:24.460 --> 00:38:28.920
like, okay. And I was like, I started driving

00:38:28.920 --> 00:38:31.539
there and I was like, I'm here now. Are you?

00:38:31.800 --> 00:38:33.559
And she's like, no, I didn't mean tonight. There's

00:38:33.559 --> 00:38:36.239
a little bit of miscommunication. So I went there.

00:38:36.460 --> 00:38:39.500
Girls get in free. Guys have to pay 20 bucks.

00:38:41.099 --> 00:38:45.440
So I go into it. Or is it Fantasyland? I think

00:38:45.440 --> 00:38:48.159
it's Fantasyland, right? Not Adventureland. That's

00:38:48.159 --> 00:38:51.159
a theme park, right? Fantasyland and Tampa. Yeah,

00:38:51.219 --> 00:38:52.960
Fantasyland. I hope I didn't say Adventureland.

00:38:53.059 --> 00:38:55.119
No, Fantasyland at Gold Supercenter. They're

00:38:55.119 --> 00:38:59.500
open right now. 4715 Lowe's Avenue. So I go in

00:38:59.500 --> 00:39:01.719
there. And all of a sudden, there's this big

00:39:01.719 --> 00:39:04.420
theater. There's like four different porn on.

00:39:04.860 --> 00:39:06.760
Four different screens. And there's like dudes

00:39:06.760 --> 00:39:09.079
jerking it. And I'm like, okay. This is a waste

00:39:09.079 --> 00:39:13.780
of my money. So to decompress, I sit in one of

00:39:13.780 --> 00:39:16.480
the rooms by myself. And I just go, you know

00:39:16.480 --> 00:39:19.559
what? Let me just decompress for a second. I

00:39:19.559 --> 00:39:22.199
did not know that there was a glory hole in that

00:39:22.199 --> 00:39:28.739
room. And all of a sudden, I'm sitting there.

00:39:29.260 --> 00:39:32.400
I'm looking at the NBA score as you know. Maybe

00:39:32.400 --> 00:39:35.579
it was March Madness. But all of a sudden, ladies

00:39:35.579 --> 00:39:39.639
and gentlemen, my boys and girls, there's a little

00:39:39.639 --> 00:39:41.590
hole in the wall. And all of a sudden, something

00:39:41.590 --> 00:39:47.389
pokes in. Mm -hmm. There you go. It was the baddest.

00:39:48.769 --> 00:39:51.150
And the problem was, I was all the way in the

00:39:51.150 --> 00:39:53.929
back of the complete storm. So I had to go. And

00:39:53.929 --> 00:39:59.250
the only exit is a fire exit. So then, I ran

00:39:59.250 --> 00:40:06.699
out. That's right. I'm on the down river. And

00:40:06.699 --> 00:40:10.579
Howard Franklin, I had some real talks to myself

00:40:10.579 --> 00:40:14.840
about what the hell are you doing? And now it's

00:40:14.840 --> 00:40:18.199
story time with Ryan Hoppy. Woo -hoo! Aren't

00:40:18.199 --> 00:40:21.500
you all traumatized from that story? You might

00:40:21.500 --> 00:40:24.519
be traumatized from me telling the story, but

00:40:24.519 --> 00:40:27.179
you gotta think, I'm traumatized from leaving

00:40:27.179 --> 00:40:32.980
the story. You know what I mean? Here's a woman

00:40:32.980 --> 00:40:35.599
breaking down modern day dating. Forget marrying

00:40:35.599 --> 00:40:38.659
rich. Marry the man who can fix the garbage disposal

00:40:38.659 --> 00:40:43.079
at 10 p .m. on a Tuesday night. Hell yeah! He'll

00:40:43.079 --> 00:40:46.239
go to pound town. He'll plumb your pipes. It's

00:40:46.239 --> 00:40:48.519
generational wealth in this economy. Because

00:40:48.519 --> 00:40:50.280
nothing will humble you faster than realizing

00:40:50.280 --> 00:40:53.699
that people will charge you $500 just to show

00:40:53.699 --> 00:40:58.500
up. That's very true. The worst is when you lose

00:40:58.500 --> 00:41:01.909
your house key or your car key. House key, not

00:41:01.909 --> 00:41:04.590
as much. I can go to the front desk in my apartment

00:41:04.590 --> 00:41:06.909
and be like, yo, sorry about that, whatever.

00:41:07.570 --> 00:41:10.130
No, but it's a car key. Oh my God, it's like

00:41:10.130 --> 00:41:14.590
$600. And you just feel like such a fool. Michelle

00:41:14.590 --> 00:41:19.030
Obama reveals why she won't watch the movie where

00:41:19.030 --> 00:41:22.280
Viola Davis is... portraying her out there movie

00:41:22.280 --> 00:41:24.920
with viola davis when she was portraying you

00:41:24.920 --> 00:41:27.539
uh -huh yeah she probably didn't like it was

00:41:27.539 --> 00:41:30.079
probably too accurate about her bitchy personality

00:41:30.079 --> 00:41:33.760
because every liberal actually she's delightful

00:41:33.760 --> 00:41:39.989
yeah i didn't watch that That's the one thing

00:41:39.989 --> 00:41:42.510
I can't do. Yeah, you know, it's way too hard

00:41:42.510 --> 00:41:45.849
to realize you're kind of a bitch. Okay, love

00:41:45.849 --> 00:41:50.489
Viola. Do. And I'd love to get Viola. That sounds

00:41:50.489 --> 00:41:52.670
very strange. That's the sex act she does with

00:41:52.670 --> 00:41:58.610
Brock. 856 -49 -HOPPY. Here's a woman in a car.

00:41:58.710 --> 00:42:00.650
I don't know what these videos are. You know

00:42:00.650 --> 00:42:05.739
what it is? It's the modern day copying Alex

00:42:05.739 --> 00:42:07.960
Earl. I'm going to make this about radio. But

00:42:07.960 --> 00:42:11.059
in the 90s, everybody copied like Elvis Duran

00:42:11.059 --> 00:42:13.420
or Howard Stern. There was always like the carbon

00:42:13.420 --> 00:42:15.940
copy. Or for TV, it was like everything was like

00:42:15.940 --> 00:42:19.360
the Simpsons. All the adult cartoons. NBA, everybody

00:42:19.360 --> 00:42:20.920
wanted to be like either LeBron. You get the,

00:42:20.940 --> 00:42:25.639
there's the influences. Alex Earl has really

00:42:25.639 --> 00:42:28.239
influenced the generation to just do videos with

00:42:28.239 --> 00:42:32.039
no production. I mean, there is something to

00:42:32.039 --> 00:42:33.840
say about a video with an opinion that's not

00:42:33.840 --> 00:42:37.539
as produced, but just all these videos of these

00:42:37.539 --> 00:42:41.500
women sitting in their cars bitching about men.

00:42:42.380 --> 00:42:46.360
You never accept disrespect from someone. If

00:42:46.360 --> 00:42:50.340
a woman leaves you, let her stay gone. Let her

00:42:50.340 --> 00:42:54.380
stay gone. She made her choice. Yeah, you know,

00:42:54.519 --> 00:43:00.849
she's missing out on this day. Let her, let her

00:43:00.849 --> 00:43:02.369
lay in it. She made her bed, let her lay in it.

00:43:03.250 --> 00:43:06.130
So please, I am begging you, even if you take

00:43:06.130 --> 00:43:08.110
her back, if you take her back, she will never

00:43:08.110 --> 00:43:12.869
respect you. Yeah, you know, I've had situationships

00:43:12.869 --> 00:43:15.170
hit me up after the fact. It's like, dude, I

00:43:15.170 --> 00:43:19.730
don't know what to say to you. That's that thing

00:43:19.730 --> 00:43:22.170
where women can just be like, I know girls are

00:43:22.170 --> 00:43:24.309
like, oh, I still talk to, I still like look

00:43:24.309 --> 00:43:28.170
at my ex's stuff. I don't care. And she'll always

00:43:28.170 --> 00:43:30.250
be looking for that V2. You with two upgrades.

00:43:30.449 --> 00:43:33.050
Always. There you go. That hot piece of ass.

00:43:33.989 --> 00:43:37.510
Giving out some good advice. Oh, what do we got

00:43:37.510 --> 00:43:41.889
right here? Oh, yeah! It's everyone's favorite

00:43:41.889 --> 00:43:47.050
deadbeat dad known as Blueface. He's live on

00:43:47.050 --> 00:43:50.480
kick. Doing a stream. And he's flirting with

00:43:50.480 --> 00:43:52.739
girls and he's flirting with this hot ass blonde

00:43:52.739 --> 00:44:05.340
snow bunny. So you can't really hear it, but

00:44:05.340 --> 00:44:08.099
a girl's begging him to hit her like sex wise,

00:44:08.139 --> 00:44:09.480
not like punch even though I think you would

00:44:09.480 --> 00:44:11.880
do that too. No, but she's asking him to have

00:44:11.880 --> 00:44:14.800
raw sex with him later on. And someone wants

00:44:14.800 --> 00:44:17.500
his kid. But then we'll wonder why he's not around.

00:44:17.719 --> 00:44:21.539
Because he's a deadbeat dad. So you can't ask

00:44:21.539 --> 00:44:23.420
for both things. That's what I make. I know.

00:44:23.480 --> 00:44:29.099
I sense. Here's a video of why women don't apologize.

00:44:30.280 --> 00:44:33.159
I'm going to be so honest with you guys. I would

00:44:33.159 --> 00:44:35.599
hope you'd be honest and not lie to me. On why

00:44:35.599 --> 00:44:38.559
women don't apologize. And that they don't take

00:44:38.559 --> 00:44:42.340
accountability. Because they're women. It's because

00:44:42.340 --> 00:44:45.460
in their little delusional lines, they believe

00:44:45.460 --> 00:44:50.599
that your reaction was the problem. Oh, yeah.

00:44:50.840 --> 00:44:56.019
Tell me about it. Nothing like winding your hand

00:44:56.019 --> 00:44:59.619
in an argument and the woman is just blah, blah,

00:44:59.679 --> 00:45:07.139
blah, blah, blah. Right in their mouth. Talking

00:45:07.139 --> 00:45:10.949
smack. And then you have that one little insult

00:45:10.949 --> 00:45:14.829
you hurl out, and you don't really mean it. Maybe

00:45:14.829 --> 00:45:19.269
you're a little drunk. And then they tell everybody

00:45:19.269 --> 00:45:23.670
about what you said, which was not good to say.

00:45:23.730 --> 00:45:25.969
It did not make you look good. But they'd never,

00:45:26.090 --> 00:45:27.769
oh, I said this and this and this and this and

00:45:27.769 --> 00:45:30.909
this. It's like if you had a whole little thing.

00:45:30.969 --> 00:45:33.409
It's like if you had a gas tank and all of the

00:45:33.409 --> 00:45:37.000
gasoline, you know. Falls out the tank, let's

00:45:37.000 --> 00:45:40.780
say at the stick you go to. And then you grab

00:45:40.780 --> 00:45:42.960
a match and you just light it up and walk away

00:45:42.960 --> 00:45:46.360
and go, I didn't do it. That's exactly what that

00:45:46.360 --> 00:45:53.199
is. Instead of her behavior that caused it. Thanks

00:45:53.199 --> 00:45:57.059
baby, I agree with this. Right? And this is what

00:45:57.059 --> 00:45:59.099
I try teaching women all the time, but it's not

00:45:59.099 --> 00:46:02.699
registering. Maybe because I'm a female. I don't

00:46:02.699 --> 00:46:04.679
know, maybe if there's like a man in their life

00:46:04.679 --> 00:46:06.239
that they actually have to listen to, because

00:46:06.239 --> 00:46:08.599
I'm not enforcing it on them. If I was their

00:46:08.599 --> 00:46:11.559
friend, yeah, the fuck I would. All right, baby.

00:46:12.219 --> 00:46:14.659
It's because they have daddy issues. Mm -hmm.

00:46:16.500 --> 00:46:21.840
Kai Trump had a stalker and had to get a restraining

00:46:21.840 --> 00:46:25.380
order. Spencer Pratt is going to run as an independent.

00:46:27.269 --> 00:46:31.190
Bella Hadid is so skinny. She got that rocking

00:46:31.190 --> 00:46:34.630
body. And she was seen on a yacht in St. Tropez.

00:46:35.489 --> 00:46:39.070
I'm sure she had to really work to get on that

00:46:39.070 --> 00:46:47.969
yacht. Mm -hmm. Aye, aye, Captain. Don McCain

00:46:47.969 --> 00:46:51.630
died at age 67. Doug McCain, one of the sons

00:46:51.630 --> 00:46:54.690
of... John McCain. That made me feel older, like

00:46:54.690 --> 00:46:57.670
John McCain's kid done. You know that lizard

00:46:57.670 --> 00:47:00.429
James Fishbeck, that creepy guy that wants to

00:47:00.429 --> 00:47:05.510
syntax on OnlyFans girls? Well, he is now married.

00:47:05.849 --> 00:47:08.670
Oh, if you're marrying him and it doesn't work

00:47:08.670 --> 00:47:11.670
out, you're stupid. The controversial candidate

00:47:11.670 --> 00:47:15.610
in Florida's governor national race is officially

00:47:15.610 --> 00:47:19.260
married. He shared photos from his wedding. And

00:47:19.260 --> 00:47:22.380
she just looks like your typical boring conservative

00:47:22.380 --> 00:47:28.159
girl. The woman's name is reportedly Valeria.

00:47:29.159 --> 00:47:31.400
And the two apparently haven't been dating long

00:47:31.400 --> 00:47:34.400
because they point out he was in a relationship

00:47:34.400 --> 00:47:36.460
with a different woman named Francesca Rain just

00:47:36.460 --> 00:47:39.559
a couple of months ago. She was probably making

00:47:39.559 --> 00:47:42.780
him wait till marriage. Not because of the morals.

00:47:42.920 --> 00:47:44.500
Because she wanted to get married for the money.

00:47:44.559 --> 00:47:51.739
That's why. Chris Brown got an honorary PhD.

00:47:53.239 --> 00:47:56.940
Sidney Sweeney goes naked on Euphoria. She's

00:47:56.940 --> 00:47:59.619
such a hot piece of ass. Oh, my Lord. She's hot.

00:48:00.420 --> 00:48:04.500
It's insane. You know she would ruin your life,

00:48:04.500 --> 00:48:09.800
though. Taylor and Travis Kelsey were seen on

00:48:09.800 --> 00:48:13.980
a date in New York City. That's good. Ivanka

00:48:13.980 --> 00:48:16.239
Trump was the subject of a terrorist assassination

00:48:16.239 --> 00:48:19.420
plot. That's gotta be frightening. I mean, I

00:48:19.420 --> 00:48:22.119
don't, I wouldn't want him as my father. Oh,

00:48:22.119 --> 00:48:26.480
yeah! Today in Clown Chaser News, Donald Trump

00:48:26.480 --> 00:48:30.039
Jr.'s wife wanted a White House party. Yeah,

00:48:30.239 --> 00:48:38.780
she's a clown chaser. This is the most 2026 Ray

00:48:38.780 --> 00:48:41.820
J headline ever. Ray J shouts free diddy during

00:48:41.820 --> 00:48:45.699
pre -fight trash talk with super hot fire. I've

00:48:45.699 --> 00:48:48.159
heard a super head, a girl that like gave oral

00:48:48.159 --> 00:48:50.119
sex to every rapper and NBA player, but I have

00:48:50.119 --> 00:49:06.110
not heard of this guy. Mm -hmm. Which girl? Oh,

00:49:06.130 --> 00:49:11.730
geez, this is getting real spicy. Because I don't

00:49:11.730 --> 00:49:13.590
think that's fair. I don't think that's fair.

00:49:13.909 --> 00:49:16.769
I don't think that's fair. You got to stand up

00:49:16.769 --> 00:49:22.070
for yourself. I just... You got to... He's locking

00:49:22.070 --> 00:49:25.670
on. We got Aiden Ross and Neon. I'm slow, man.

00:49:27.550 --> 00:49:29.769
No, I know they're going to come get me. That's

00:49:29.769 --> 00:49:32.130
why I'm doing that. I know they're going to come.

00:49:32.489 --> 00:49:36.280
Oh, yeah. I'm dripping because I'm saving all

00:49:36.280 --> 00:49:38.880
this. You got to let me know. You got to put

00:49:38.880 --> 00:49:42.019
your foot down. Don't talk about my baby mama.

00:49:43.059 --> 00:49:45.380
That's your whole existence. You talk about your

00:49:45.380 --> 00:49:50.079
baby mama. See, you encourage it. Don't ever

00:49:50.079 --> 00:49:54.579
talk about my baby mama ever again. Okay. I ain't

00:49:54.579 --> 00:49:57.079
talk about your baby mama. You need to talk to

00:49:57.079 --> 00:49:59.360
her like this. No, I don't never talk to women

00:49:59.360 --> 00:50:04.619
like this. I don't believe that. There you go.

00:50:04.719 --> 00:50:09.460
Blah, blah, blah. Bam Margera is not going to

00:50:09.460 --> 00:50:11.900
the Jackass movie premiere, even though he was

00:50:11.900 --> 00:50:13.960
invited. It's probably going to make him want

00:50:13.960 --> 00:50:16.360
to party again. You got to be careful out there.

00:50:19.579 --> 00:50:23.000
Mackenzie Shirella cashed in on sugar daddy sites

00:50:23.000 --> 00:50:28.760
in jail. Ex -inmate claims. Man, it must be so

00:50:28.760 --> 00:50:30.920
nice being a hot piece of ass girl. You can just

00:50:30.920 --> 00:50:33.099
get sugar daddies to buy everything for you.

00:50:33.500 --> 00:50:35.179
Like, I know there's no morals there or whatever,

00:50:35.280 --> 00:50:36.960
but who needs morals when you can get things

00:50:36.960 --> 00:50:39.320
bought for you like a steak dinner? Mm -hmm.

00:50:41.360 --> 00:50:44.800
And there was one time where, because she was

00:50:44.800 --> 00:50:48.659
kind of, like, artsy and creative in there, I

00:50:48.659 --> 00:50:52.099
will say that. She made, like, jewelry, like

00:50:52.099 --> 00:50:54.900
nose rings and, like, bracelets out of an art

00:50:54.900 --> 00:50:59.880
kit that you could buy through the boxes. And

00:50:59.880 --> 00:51:03.250
she was selling, like, Jewelry, shoes, like custom

00:51:03.250 --> 00:51:05.670
-making shoes, and, you know. All right, that's

00:51:05.670 --> 00:51:12.030
boring. There you go. Are we still going to really

00:51:12.030 --> 00:51:15.570
believe that Sophie Raines is a virgin? Like,

00:51:15.670 --> 00:51:20.309
really? She hints at a basketball player that

00:51:20.309 --> 00:51:23.949
offered her $15 million for her virginity. Man,

00:51:24.050 --> 00:51:27.190
we'd be all bloody in there if she's really a

00:51:27.190 --> 00:51:31.300
virgin. Like, that's not what you want. Life

00:51:31.300 --> 00:51:36.380
by Web and experience. That's how I roll. I don't

00:51:36.380 --> 00:51:38.579
need someone that doesn't know their thing's

00:51:38.579 --> 00:51:43.099
teeth are necessary. Here's Sophie Rain. Hey,

00:51:44.960 --> 00:51:47.539
ladies, how are you? Hey, Sophie, I wanted to

00:51:47.539 --> 00:51:50.480
ask you. God, she's wearing this nice tight dress.

00:51:50.559 --> 00:51:52.980
She's such a hot woman. You know, I know you

00:51:52.980 --> 00:51:55.599
recently posted that someone offered you. You

00:51:55.599 --> 00:51:57.579
know how, like, whenever you watch a porno and

00:51:57.579 --> 00:52:00.159
there's, like, there's the hot, like... I don't

00:52:00.159 --> 00:52:02.159
know. Like, there's a hot woman in the beginning

00:52:02.159 --> 00:52:03.940
who's a part of the plot line but doesn't have

00:52:03.940 --> 00:52:07.019
sex at all. I'm kind of having the same. There's

00:52:07.019 --> 00:52:09.239
this really cute girl that's next to Sylvia Rand.

00:52:09.320 --> 00:52:12.059
I want to know who that is. $15 million, you

00:52:12.059 --> 00:52:14.820
know, to take your virginity. Yes. Am I able

00:52:14.820 --> 00:52:17.900
to ask you, who was that athlete? I can't say.

00:52:18.239 --> 00:52:21.639
You know, because I lost it. I can't say. Can

00:52:21.639 --> 00:52:24.159
you give us a hint? I can give, I can say that

00:52:24.159 --> 00:52:27.079
he is on a basketball team. There's only 32 of

00:52:27.079 --> 00:52:30.199
them. But you can't tell us what team? No, I

00:52:30.199 --> 00:52:31.679
don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want

00:52:31.679 --> 00:52:34.500
to ruin anyone. I kind of respect it, you know,

00:52:34.500 --> 00:52:37.019
she seemed like a loyal enough one. This is career.

00:52:37.280 --> 00:52:40.219
Okay, can I ask what? Ruined a career. Haven't

00:52:40.219 --> 00:52:42.860
been a guy when I get laid to a porn star. I

00:52:42.860 --> 00:52:45.940
mean, OnlyFans model. My correction. What was

00:52:45.940 --> 00:52:49.000
your exact response? Did you respond to it? I

00:52:49.000 --> 00:52:52.389
just said no. No, that was it. Definitely not

00:52:52.389 --> 00:52:54.150
going to do that. Did he push after that or did

00:52:54.150 --> 00:52:55.989
he kind of just leave it alone? I think he, I

00:52:55.989 --> 00:52:58.309
think I got ghosted after that. Oh yeah, I would

00:52:58.309 --> 00:53:00.090
ghost you too, honey. You ain't that interesting.

00:53:01.429 --> 00:53:04.130
You're fun to look at, but I got ghosted after

00:53:04.130 --> 00:53:06.769
that. A lot of people were, you know, kind of

00:53:06.769 --> 00:53:08.690
putting in the responses, you know, the little

00:53:08.690 --> 00:53:10.570
cap emoji. They were saying that you were capping.

00:53:10.809 --> 00:53:13.110
No. Were you capping? This 100 % happened. This

00:53:13.110 --> 00:53:16.469
100%. Why would it not happen? NBA players are

00:53:16.469 --> 00:53:26.059
sluts. I don't lie about anything. Cool. Stephen

00:53:26.059 --> 00:53:28.420
Colbert's final episode got 7 million viewers.

00:53:29.300 --> 00:53:33.039
I am not trying to take away from that. But that

00:53:33.039 --> 00:53:34.980
was because it was the last show. And this last

00:53:34.980 --> 00:53:36.159
year, the ratings were up because it was his

00:53:36.159 --> 00:53:38.380
last year. None of his previous years, he had

00:53:38.380 --> 00:53:41.840
good ratings. So all the annoying liberal fans

00:53:41.840 --> 00:53:46.690
of Stephen Colbert are all like, look. Say he

00:53:46.690 --> 00:53:48.989
had high ratings. Not in his first 10 years,

00:53:49.050 --> 00:53:53.889
just the last year. Cash Patel held a pageant

00:53:53.889 --> 00:53:58.369
competition to be an FBI agent. Listen, not only

00:53:58.369 --> 00:54:00.250
do you have to deal with the responsibility of

00:54:00.250 --> 00:54:01.929
being an FBI agent, you got to deal with the

00:54:01.929 --> 00:54:03.130
fact that you're not going to get a hold of me

00:54:03.130 --> 00:54:07.110
and I'm a terrible boss and a bad person. And

00:54:07.110 --> 00:54:10.510
we'll probably try to bang your wife. You know

00:54:10.510 --> 00:54:13.250
that guy, Baby Alien? He's very strange. He's

00:54:13.250 --> 00:54:15.030
one of those streamers and he looks like a baby

00:54:15.030 --> 00:54:19.809
alien. He also shot a firearm towards an alligator.

00:54:19.949 --> 00:54:23.730
And the same judge that pretty much put a clavicular

00:54:23.730 --> 00:54:25.929
on probation, the same judge everyone was calling

00:54:25.929 --> 00:54:29.130
handsome, he let baby alien get away with it

00:54:29.130 --> 00:54:32.130
too. You know, this judge is trying to get famous.

00:54:32.409 --> 00:54:35.570
He's like, well, if I let these weirdos, if I

00:54:35.570 --> 00:54:38.050
let these mutants in the streaming world get

00:54:38.050 --> 00:54:39.610
away with crimes, people will talk about me.

00:54:39.909 --> 00:54:43.380
And that's exactly what's happening. There's

00:54:43.380 --> 00:54:45.920
more rumors of Alex Earl and Tom Brady's relationship.

00:54:46.840 --> 00:54:50.039
I didn't know Tom Brady liked prostitutes. I'm

00:54:50.039 --> 00:54:57.360
kidding. Possibly. Ad Sharon waved goodbye to

00:54:57.360 --> 00:54:59.239
a record label that was run by a netball baby.

00:54:59.480 --> 00:55:03.800
Was it The Joe Show? Was that what that was?

00:55:05.199 --> 00:55:08.579
That was a little bit of the headline. Here's

00:55:08.579 --> 00:55:10.139
something that's interesting. I have never heard

00:55:10.139 --> 00:55:12.750
of this person. which is a sign that I'm getting

00:55:12.750 --> 00:55:17.230
older, you know. I Love Macanon says the rap

00:55:17.230 --> 00:55:21.989
industry turned him into a P asterisk asterisk

00:55:21.989 --> 00:55:25.389
K. Man, this freaking algorithm of everybody

00:55:25.389 --> 00:55:28.250
having to use asterisks. What does that even

00:55:28.250 --> 00:55:31.929
mean? A punk? Rap music industry. You saw how

00:55:31.929 --> 00:55:35.889
punkish it was. Punk! I'm not even playing the

00:55:35.889 --> 00:55:40.780
video. We're editing out the word punk. Punk.

00:55:42.760 --> 00:55:50.320
The word punk. Weird, man. Weird. Here's another

00:55:50.320 --> 00:55:56.340
video that a woman made in her car about getting

00:55:56.340 --> 00:55:59.900
dumped in the middle of a date. This man ditched

00:55:59.900 --> 00:56:03.159
me on a first date. Hell yeah, he did. I'm sure

00:56:03.159 --> 00:56:06.650
you've never done it yourself to a man. So we're

00:56:06.650 --> 00:56:08.769
out at dinner. Everything's fine. Food's mid,

00:56:08.869 --> 00:56:11.230
but like what? It was not fine. And you're just

00:56:11.230 --> 00:56:14.469
already with the attitude of the food being mid,

00:56:14.690 --> 00:56:19.190
bros. Mid. I bet you were such a delight during

00:56:19.190 --> 00:56:23.309
the day. You were a real angel. I'm carrying

00:56:23.309 --> 00:56:25.429
the conversation. I'm being charming. I'm doing

00:56:25.429 --> 00:56:27.909
my part. I don't think you have the ability to

00:56:27.909 --> 00:56:29.349
be charming because you're not very charming

00:56:29.349 --> 00:56:32.940
right now. And this is just you in street clothes.

00:56:33.280 --> 00:56:34.780
Halfway through, he's like, I'm going to run

00:56:34.780 --> 00:56:36.739
to the bathroom real quick. I had that happen

00:56:36.739 --> 00:56:39.800
once. I'll tell the story. I'll set a clip. Like,

00:56:39.800 --> 00:56:42.639
yeah, okay, whatever. Five minutes goes by, then

00:56:42.639 --> 00:56:46.780
10 minutes. And I'm starting to be like, what's

00:56:46.780 --> 00:56:49.500
going on? I wonder if he paid for the date. Then

00:56:49.500 --> 00:56:52.380
15 minutes. Yeah, you know, once you get past

00:56:52.380 --> 00:56:54.800
the 11, 12 minute part, you're like, oh, I got

00:56:54.800 --> 00:56:59.360
ditched. The waiter comes by and is like, hey,

00:56:59.380 --> 00:57:02.000
is everything okay? So I'm like, I think I've

00:57:02.000 --> 00:57:04.360
been abandoned. And I checked my phone. This

00:57:04.360 --> 00:57:10.579
man had blocked me. Mid -dinner. What a dish

00:57:10.579 --> 00:57:14.079
bag. Mid -meal, mid -bite, I was blocked. But

00:57:14.079 --> 00:57:16.500
this is how it feels when women do it to men.

00:57:17.619 --> 00:57:22.199
This is exactly how it feels. This man had blocked

00:57:22.199 --> 00:57:25.980
me. Mid -dinner, mid -meal, mid -bite, I was

00:57:25.980 --> 00:57:29.329
blocked. So now I'm sitting there alone with

00:57:29.329 --> 00:57:31.969
my half -heaten entree. Did he at least pay the

00:57:31.969 --> 00:57:34.989
bill? Anyway, if you're seeing this, I hope the

00:57:34.989 --> 00:57:38.070
bathroom was worth it. No! Did he pay the bill?

00:57:38.269 --> 00:57:40.530
Did he leave you with it? Because you left your

00:57:40.530 --> 00:57:45.309
dignity at the table. Oh, that's gangsta. Man,

00:57:47.269 --> 00:57:49.590
she seems like a real delight, doesn't she? Mm

00:57:49.590 --> 00:57:54.199
-hmm. Kaisa not! realizes nine to five jobs are

00:57:54.199 --> 00:57:56.360
hard after working one in a recent video in a

00:57:56.360 --> 00:58:02.179
kitchen. What do you need help with? There he

00:58:02.179 --> 00:58:07.019
is, hiding under the table. I love when celebrities,

00:58:07.119 --> 00:58:08.960
remember that show, Undercover Boss, which is

00:58:08.960 --> 00:58:11.800
like, wow, this is a lot of work. We sit in our

00:58:11.800 --> 00:58:17.960
offices. All right, there's a video already of

00:58:17.960 --> 00:58:21.090
them. So yesterday I did a shorter show. I just

00:58:21.090 --> 00:58:25.949
did happy one allotted smudge. So I had like

00:58:25.949 --> 00:58:28.289
25 different things to talk about that I've been

00:58:28.289 --> 00:58:30.110
talking about today. I had it written down. Believe

00:58:30.110 --> 00:58:32.130
it or not, I just prepped it as madness. And

00:58:32.130 --> 00:58:36.650
one of them was the video of Elon Musk's annoying

00:58:36.650 --> 00:58:40.050
cloud chasing ax named Ashley talking to Hasan

00:58:40.050 --> 00:58:43.570
Piker about that text message. Man, that is pathetic.

00:58:44.570 --> 00:58:50.039
Like that's when you peaked. It's always the

00:58:50.039 --> 00:58:54.719
ones that are named Ashley. They're fine and

00:58:54.719 --> 00:58:59.000
bad. They bring dracus. And then they try to

00:58:59.000 --> 00:59:02.960
ruin you publicly. So I learned on a date for

00:59:02.960 --> 00:59:06.960
the first time in a long time since I was traumatized.

00:59:07.380 --> 00:59:11.840
Now. Man, what woman isn't traumatized? I'm traumatized,

00:59:11.840 --> 00:59:14.159
but I don't let it define me. I just bitch about

00:59:14.159 --> 00:59:18.159
it on my podcast. I'm done with dating, and I

00:59:18.159 --> 00:59:20.119
think I'm just going to live by myself because

00:59:20.119 --> 00:59:23.119
here's the story. Well, it's easier. You can

00:59:23.119 --> 00:59:25.840
fart whenever. We set up through some people,

00:59:25.860 --> 00:59:29.019
whatever. I'm too hungover. There's a four -minute

00:59:29.019 --> 00:59:33.159
video. Blah, blah, blah. Says the guy that posts

00:59:33.159 --> 00:59:37.760
four -minute videos on my show. Mia Malkova is

00:59:37.760 --> 00:59:42.500
really good. She's really good at porn. She is

00:59:42.500 --> 00:59:46.219
masterful. She got her feel lonely and is needed

00:59:46.219 --> 00:59:50.659
a good 25 minute porn on her. She's the one.

00:59:51.019 --> 00:59:56.860
Oh, isn't she ever. So here she is saying she

00:59:56.860 --> 01:00:01.280
sympathizes with people who are rejected by their

01:00:01.280 --> 01:00:03.099
families for being in porn. And you know what

01:00:03.099 --> 01:00:05.960
I love? Again, in the algorithm, this is the

01:00:05.960 --> 01:00:08.199
movie Idiocracy Come to Life with terrible grammar.

01:00:08.559 --> 01:00:10.619
They didn't want to say adult entertainment,

01:00:10.659 --> 01:00:14.500
so they spelled AD6, the number six LT. Really?

01:00:15.420 --> 01:00:18.320
How do you think you got on this planet? Your

01:00:18.320 --> 01:00:23.039
parents banged. Unless you were created in a

01:00:23.039 --> 01:00:26.059
laboratory through sperm donations, and that's

01:00:26.059 --> 01:00:29.010
a little different. Here's Mia Malkova. And then,

01:00:29.010 --> 01:00:31.090
you know, like doing something sexual with someone

01:00:31.090 --> 01:00:33.869
I've never met before. That was the whole aspect

01:00:33.869 --> 01:00:36.449
of it. Yeah, you know, you just can't deny someone.

01:00:37.429 --> 01:00:39.590
I was like, I really enjoy this. You know, this

01:00:39.590 --> 01:00:43.329
is fun. Gosh, it's so hot. It's exciting. Is

01:00:43.329 --> 01:00:45.409
this my horniest show ever, do you think? So

01:00:45.409 --> 01:00:48.769
you weren't like scared? No. It felt right for

01:00:48.769 --> 01:00:50.929
you? It felt right, yeah. I was all for it. Yeah.

01:00:51.050 --> 01:00:56.739
Yeah. That's really great. That's, wow. I have

01:00:56.739 --> 01:00:58.940
to know what podcast this is. It's just like,

01:00:59.059 --> 01:01:05.719
okay. To people out there that know the radio

01:01:05.719 --> 01:01:09.179
host named Delilah out in Seattle. She's on in

01:01:09.179 --> 01:01:13.500
like 150 cities. Everybody thinks that she's

01:01:13.500 --> 01:01:15.280
in their city, but she does a show out of Seattle.

01:01:15.739 --> 01:01:19.659
Forget her. You know Delilah. Delilah! Yeah.

01:01:19.980 --> 01:01:23.079
So the person interviewing Mia Malkova looks

01:01:23.079 --> 01:01:26.719
like a frumpy, unattractive version. It's like

01:01:26.719 --> 01:01:31.119
if Delilah was doing a murder podcast. She's

01:01:31.119 --> 01:01:33.239
got like the murder podcast glasses. Just that

01:01:33.239 --> 01:01:35.380
nerdy look. And you said your family is pretty

01:01:35.380 --> 01:01:37.559
supportive of your career, right? Yeah, very,

01:01:37.639 --> 01:01:40.760
very supportive. Very open -minded. Oh, yeah.

01:01:41.420 --> 01:01:44.099
Family. That's great. I wonder if any of them

01:01:44.099 --> 01:01:46.480
have watched it. Immediate family. You know,

01:01:46.480 --> 01:01:48.980
outside of my immediate family, like my cousins,

01:01:49.119 --> 01:01:50.760
my aunts, my uncles. I don't really talk to my

01:01:50.760 --> 01:01:52.619
cousins. Who cares what they think of me? I wonder

01:01:52.619 --> 01:01:56.880
what... And to anybody in my family listening,

01:01:57.000 --> 01:01:59.059
this is not me talking smack, but I've often

01:01:59.059 --> 01:02:02.019
wondered what is sad about me. Cause I, I hadn't

01:02:02.019 --> 01:02:04.119
gone from the Midwest for about 12 years and

01:02:04.119 --> 01:02:13.360
I visited 2015, 2016, 2018, 2021, 2023, 2024,

01:02:13.519 --> 01:02:25.420
2025. In 2026, that took way too long. Probably

01:02:25.420 --> 01:02:29.420
because of COVID. Well, that made no sense. I

01:02:29.420 --> 01:02:30.880
didn't take too long because of COVID. I'm saying

01:02:30.880 --> 01:02:32.900
the other years I didn't go is probably because

01:02:32.900 --> 01:02:34.880
of COVID. But I've literally been there eight

01:02:34.880 --> 01:02:38.780
out of the 11 years. But I'm not there usually

01:02:38.780 --> 01:02:43.280
for Christmas. It's usually like in August. Because

01:02:43.280 --> 01:02:44.780
I don't like being around the cold weather. Even

01:02:44.780 --> 01:02:46.800
though I'm going this December to see my cousin

01:02:46.800 --> 01:02:49.750
graduate college, which makes me feel old. And

01:02:49.750 --> 01:02:52.789
I'm often wondering what is sad about, I'm kidding,

01:02:52.909 --> 01:02:55.710
but what is sad about me around a dick? Oh yeah,

01:02:55.829 --> 01:02:59.489
Ryan's in radio. And I think about this, not

01:02:59.489 --> 01:03:01.150
even just like my, I don't want my family to

01:03:01.150 --> 01:03:02.550
think I'm making fun of them. I think about this

01:03:02.550 --> 01:03:05.750
with everybody. It's like, what is sad about

01:03:05.750 --> 01:03:09.590
me at my counter's house when someone, oh yeah,

01:03:09.789 --> 01:03:14.139
he can't do it without me. He needs me. Even

01:03:14.139 --> 01:03:15.739
though I told him he could go to another radio

01:03:15.739 --> 01:03:17.639
station if he got a better opportunity and I

01:03:17.639 --> 01:03:22.139
had his back, but he needs me. Or if it's like

01:03:22.139 --> 01:03:31.739
Rover's house. He's got those 70 downloads. Yes,

01:03:31.820 --> 01:03:37.199
doozy. Are you ready for the shizzy for the 15th

01:03:37.199 --> 01:03:39.239
time this morning? Oh, they don't agree with

01:03:39.239 --> 01:03:41.099
it. Yeah, well, you can't win them all. Yeah,

01:03:41.119 --> 01:03:45.070
who cares? It's a terrible podcast. I'll do the

01:03:45.070 --> 01:03:49.909
talking here. This is another really good porn

01:03:49.909 --> 01:03:54.210
star. She's top notch. Violet Myers reveals that

01:03:54.210 --> 01:03:56.130
she doesn't think she can date another man in

01:03:56.130 --> 01:03:58.909
porn. Guys, I think we're going to be together.

01:03:59.030 --> 01:04:02.389
Would you date a performer? I did date one. Oh,

01:04:02.389 --> 01:04:04.849
my God. She's on Plug Talk with Adam 22 and that

01:04:04.849 --> 01:04:09.449
hot piece of ass Lena Plug. I have no respect

01:04:09.449 --> 01:04:12.190
for Lena the Plug being married to him. He's

01:04:12.190 --> 01:04:16.650
a creep. And you and Navel has passed. Would

01:04:16.650 --> 01:04:19.710
you do it again? No. No. Definitely not. Why?

01:04:19.909 --> 01:04:22.469
Because I work too much. Like, I can decide if

01:04:22.469 --> 01:04:26.210
I want to work with either girls or... I'll be

01:04:26.210 --> 01:04:28.929
honest. I've hung around a lot of porn stars

01:04:28.929 --> 01:04:31.829
being in a radio. Never gotten laid with one.

01:04:31.909 --> 01:04:33.929
I've hung around them. I mean, I've got them

01:04:33.929 --> 01:04:35.389
labeled with my right hand watching their videos.

01:04:35.570 --> 01:04:37.389
But what I've said to you, ladies and gentlemen,

01:04:37.389 --> 01:04:39.050
boys and girls, this is a family show. I'm out

01:04:39.050 --> 01:04:42.130
of control. What I'm telling you is a lot of

01:04:42.130 --> 01:04:44.530
times you kind of forget that. People have said

01:04:44.530 --> 01:04:45.889
this. I've said this to people who look at me

01:04:45.889 --> 01:04:48.829
weird, which they always do. I have said that

01:04:48.829 --> 01:04:51.710
a lot of times when you're talking to a girl,

01:04:51.829 --> 01:04:55.510
you start to realize that they're human. Like

01:04:55.510 --> 01:04:59.590
that beautiful punch that her OnlyFans girl,

01:04:59.690 --> 01:05:04.449
she poops in the morning. Mm -hmm. She's going

01:05:04.449 --> 01:05:07.170
to die someday. She has her own insecurities

01:05:07.170 --> 01:05:09.269
and wonders of what's going on in the world.

01:05:10.050 --> 01:05:13.610
Just because she brings the ruckus on video doesn't

01:05:13.610 --> 01:05:15.389
mean that she doesn't have, you know, things

01:05:15.389 --> 01:05:18.449
she worries about. It really humanizes women

01:05:18.449 --> 01:05:22.769
when you're around them. Solo, but a guy has

01:05:22.769 --> 01:05:25.869
to work with a girl. God forbid he's, like, very

01:05:25.869 --> 01:05:27.969
popular and has a huge... He's not gonna... Oh,

01:05:27.969 --> 01:05:30.469
yeah! He would've f***ed me till he c***ed, you

01:05:30.469 --> 01:05:32.570
know? He's gonna... Wow, she's just less classy

01:05:32.570 --> 01:05:37.010
than me and Elko. She's just... Only f***ed me

01:05:37.010 --> 01:05:39.289
till I c***ed him. Like, the best part of s***

01:05:39.289 --> 01:05:43.469
is seeing the c***, so... I came in... Actually,

01:05:43.570 --> 01:05:46.050
I gotta hear a word of it. That's why I couldn't

01:05:46.050 --> 01:05:48.349
make it work. And plus, they're just man -ho***s.

01:05:48.369 --> 01:05:51.530
But you don't think what? That you could have...

01:05:51.949 --> 01:05:54.969
A level of trust that would enable you to do

01:05:54.969 --> 01:05:57.889
it. Because like with Lana, for instance, for

01:05:57.889 --> 01:06:00.409
sure it was weird, you know, first few years

01:06:00.409 --> 01:06:02.090
or whatever. There was definitely times where

01:06:02.090 --> 01:06:04.210
I got a little. God, he has such rapey vibes.

01:06:04.429 --> 01:06:08.449
Because he's probably one. Odd. Just, you know,

01:06:08.449 --> 01:06:11.349
little things. But at this point, I mean. It's

01:06:11.349 --> 01:06:13.690
just work. She's asked me. It's a terrible podcast.

01:06:14.030 --> 01:06:17.570
It is so unfortunate. One time I was watching

01:06:17.570 --> 01:06:21.030
a Lana plug video. And I did not realize that

01:06:21.030 --> 01:06:23.130
that was Adam 22 having sex with her. And I felt

01:06:23.130 --> 01:06:25.769
so embarrassed that I, well, you know, climaxed

01:06:25.769 --> 01:06:27.969
to a video by that scumbag. It made me really

01:06:27.969 --> 01:06:31.469
ill. That or when I found out that August Ames

01:06:31.469 --> 01:06:34.250
killed herself after watching whatever. Man,

01:06:34.349 --> 01:06:38.030
no. God damn it. I can't watch Cagney Lynn Carter

01:06:38.030 --> 01:06:42.329
anymore. Because it's weird. They're dead. But

01:06:42.329 --> 01:06:48.329
that editing in that podcast. So I was like.

01:06:49.869 --> 01:06:54.030
And then he was like, and then what happened

01:06:54.030 --> 01:06:57.969
next? And then I was like, on top of the, yeah,

01:06:58.050 --> 01:07:01.210
and he was, the town's terrible. What's wrong

01:07:01.210 --> 01:07:05.710
with the algorithm? Here is something that men

01:07:05.710 --> 01:07:09.550
really go through because we covet women. And

01:07:09.550 --> 01:07:13.710
I have been, you know, a victim of this. It takes

01:07:13.710 --> 01:07:15.610
a lot out of me to admit that I do this a lot.

01:07:15.670 --> 01:07:20.769
I try not to. Because most alpha men that they're

01:07:20.769 --> 01:07:24.329
dating experts will always act like, oh, I don't

01:07:24.329 --> 01:07:26.530
fall in love or get attached to one of the girls

01:07:26.530 --> 01:07:28.550
I'm hooking up with. They always try to act like,

01:07:28.610 --> 01:07:32.150
oh, no, I'm the man. I'm so detached. It's all

01:07:32.150 --> 01:07:35.150
fake. There's a guy named John Anthony who's

01:07:35.150 --> 01:07:37.130
an online dating expert. And he does like Zoom

01:07:37.130 --> 01:07:39.949
calls. And in his bio, it says slept with 3 ,000

01:07:39.949 --> 01:07:43.710
women. Yeah, something happened in that childhood.

01:07:44.329 --> 01:07:48.179
But there is this thing called one -itis. And

01:07:48.179 --> 01:07:51.599
it's where you put in all your eggs in one basket

01:07:51.599 --> 01:07:54.519
and your phone and love. And you're going, I

01:07:54.519 --> 01:07:56.980
could see me living with them, being with them

01:07:56.980 --> 01:07:59.260
the rest of my life while they're plowing other

01:07:59.260 --> 01:08:04.500
dudes. So here's a woman talking about one -itis.

01:08:04.780 --> 01:08:08.059
What's the third bucket? The guy who, that's

01:08:08.059 --> 01:08:11.260
the guy? Yeah. One to five percent? Yeah, that's

01:08:11.260 --> 01:08:12.920
the ones of five percent that, you know, the

01:08:12.920 --> 01:08:15.900
top tier A -list. That's the guy that she's like...

01:08:16.760 --> 01:08:19.000
You know, we talk about how guys get one -itis

01:08:19.000 --> 01:08:21.500
for girls. They get laser locked in on a girl,

01:08:21.520 --> 01:08:22.960
and they just go, that one. I'm not interested

01:08:22.960 --> 01:08:25.180
in any others. I just want that one. And, you

01:08:25.180 --> 01:08:27.760
know, we talk about how, like, guys need to get

01:08:27.760 --> 01:08:29.539
away from that. If you want to have any shot

01:08:29.539 --> 01:08:31.939
with women, that will not work with them. That's,

01:08:31.939 --> 01:08:34.699
like, that's woman repellent. Like, that is one

01:08:34.699 --> 01:08:37.760
of the most. There is nothing worse than when

01:08:37.760 --> 01:08:40.520
you start to repel a woman. You're like, I'm

01:08:40.520 --> 01:08:46.869
just going to back off for a moment. You never

01:08:46.869 --> 01:08:52.689
want to repel a woman. Oh my fucking God. No

01:08:52.689 --> 01:08:57.069
way. Wow, this makes me feel old. This is for

01:08:57.069 --> 01:08:59.069
people that are in Tampa. They'll only get this.

01:08:59.189 --> 01:09:01.069
So I'll be honest. While I've been talking, I'm

01:09:01.069 --> 01:09:04.449
also looking at Facebook. Happy birthday to Ask

01:09:04.449 --> 01:09:08.109
the Dom, Dominic Firiello. One of my favorite

01:09:08.109 --> 01:09:12.210
people ever in radio. But he's 50 years old.

01:09:12.670 --> 01:09:19.039
He just turned 40. What the fuck? Are you serious?

01:09:19.779 --> 01:09:22.340
Man, time's flying. I love you, Dom. You're the

01:09:22.340 --> 01:09:26.539
best. You got me a lawyer one time. But I'm telling

01:09:26.539 --> 01:09:35.020
you, dude. My man does not look 50. Wow. Wow.

01:09:35.399 --> 01:09:42.220
Mm -hmm. Let me see here. Clavicular asked this

01:09:42.220 --> 01:09:45.079
random girl on a date. How are you, miss? Nice

01:09:45.079 --> 01:09:47.300
to meet you. How's your night going? While he's

01:09:47.300 --> 01:09:50.420
with another woman. Hi. Oh, my God. What? You're

01:09:50.420 --> 01:09:55.260
so gorgeous. Thank you so much. Yeah. Clavicular's

01:09:55.260 --> 01:09:57.220
starting to kind of get past his prime. When

01:09:57.220 --> 01:09:59.739
he was first out and kind of likable in a dorky

01:09:59.739 --> 01:10:03.000
way, it was cool. But now that he's trying to

01:10:03.000 --> 01:10:04.979
be like this woman, he's trying to be like a

01:10:04.979 --> 01:10:08.470
Gen Z Andrew Tate. How do you take walks to walk?

01:10:08.609 --> 01:10:10.430
He's literally a terrible person, but gives out

01:10:10.430 --> 01:10:12.130
some good advice, even though it's all recycled.

01:10:12.369 --> 01:10:16.270
But what is it recycled? Clavicular. He's just

01:10:16.270 --> 01:10:19.890
an idiot. Oh, yeah. Here's another video from

01:10:19.890 --> 01:10:23.770
the Violet Myers interview on Plug Talk. She

01:10:23.770 --> 01:10:25.890
says she still gets nervous about four scenes.

01:10:26.850 --> 01:10:29.210
I feel like because I've been a performer for

01:10:29.210 --> 01:10:32.729
so long that I feel like I've done it all. Oh,

01:10:32.729 --> 01:10:35.649
yeah. Literally. There's not one thing you haven't

01:10:35.649 --> 01:10:38.859
done. To where now I just want to... You don't

01:10:38.859 --> 01:10:40.520
get nervous? There's nothing to be nervous about?

01:10:40.619 --> 01:10:42.539
Now I just want to do a missionary and a little,

01:10:42.619 --> 01:10:46.039
you know, just laying there. Being on set? When

01:10:46.039 --> 01:10:47.239
you're performing yourself? I definitely get

01:10:47.239 --> 01:10:49.239
nervous still. What makes you nervous still after

01:10:49.239 --> 01:10:51.199
all these years? I think it's just, you know,

01:10:51.199 --> 01:10:53.260
because it is s***. And especially if you're

01:10:53.260 --> 01:10:55.880
working with someone new. It can be, you know,

01:10:55.920 --> 01:10:57.880
you don't know how the chemistry is going to

01:10:57.880 --> 01:10:59.920
go. But it's just more of like an adrenaline

01:10:59.920 --> 01:11:02.119
rush, more than just the nervousness itself.

01:11:02.619 --> 01:11:05.140
What's the worst chemistry you've ever had with

01:11:05.140 --> 01:11:06.840
a guy that you shot a s*** with? You don't need

01:11:06.840 --> 01:11:09.720
to say their name, but... God, he makes it so

01:11:09.720 --> 01:11:13.039
uncomfortable. Probably because he probably flew

01:11:13.039 --> 01:11:15.800
to Canada to see a 16 -year -old girl he tried

01:11:15.800 --> 01:11:20.199
to bang, allegedly. Ah, that Adam 22. That Adam

01:11:20.199 --> 01:11:23.640
Grandmason. Drake's three albums are number one.

01:11:27.470 --> 01:11:31.090
I like the music. I know it's very easy to hate

01:11:31.090 --> 01:11:36.130
on Drake, but the new music's very good. Deshae

01:11:36.130 --> 01:11:39.149
Frost reveals his dad cheated on his mom with

01:11:39.149 --> 01:11:41.750
her cousin. You end up, because I have an older

01:11:41.750 --> 01:11:43.569
brother on my dad's side, not my mom's side,

01:11:43.649 --> 01:11:46.609
so he ended up, like he cheated on you and had

01:11:46.609 --> 01:11:51.039
another big mama? Yeah. Oh my God. Wait, okay,

01:11:51.079 --> 01:11:53.300
so... Can you imagine you're making your mom

01:11:53.300 --> 01:11:57.300
traumatized for clout? You're a loser! How did

01:11:57.300 --> 01:12:00.359
that end up happening? With, like, having, like...

01:12:00.359 --> 01:12:02.060
How did that happen? Like, having another baby

01:12:02.060 --> 01:12:04.920
mama, trying to explain to my mom. Got it. What

01:12:04.920 --> 01:12:07.859
the hell happened? How did that even... Y 'all

01:12:07.859 --> 01:12:09.939
went to this... She was my cousin. She was your

01:12:09.939 --> 01:12:12.239
cousin? She's my cousin. That's your cousin?

01:12:12.460 --> 01:12:14.739
Yeah. Oh, wow, what a terrible son. I didn't

01:12:14.739 --> 01:12:17.279
want to bitch slap him afterwards. You douche!

01:12:18.979 --> 01:12:22.180
Mm -hmm. Let's see how good this audio is because

01:12:22.180 --> 01:12:25.579
it's so funny how much money Clavicular has.

01:12:26.239 --> 01:12:29.800
And his equipment sucks when it comes to audio.

01:12:29.880 --> 01:12:32.260
When it comes to video and being all handsome

01:12:32.260 --> 01:12:35.739
on camera, that's quite easy for him. But here

01:12:35.739 --> 01:12:40.899
he is talking to his mom about letting his little

01:12:40.899 --> 01:12:45.239
sister go to parties. But then she immediately

01:12:45.239 --> 01:12:47.619
changed the subject and began asking for money.

01:12:48.029 --> 01:12:52.789
Mom, why is she going to a party? How? Riley,

01:12:52.909 --> 01:12:59.489
she's 15 years old. She's out of game. I kind

01:12:59.489 --> 01:13:01.529
of respect if he's doing this because he's trying

01:13:01.529 --> 01:13:04.569
to protect his little sister. I get it. No, she's

01:13:04.569 --> 01:13:07.329
going to a party after. She's only 20. It's crazy.

01:13:08.390 --> 01:13:11.470
It's a pool party at somebody's house. A pool

01:13:11.470 --> 01:13:13.289
party at someone's house? That's the worst thing

01:13:13.289 --> 01:13:16.210
I can think of. He's making sure that she doesn't

01:13:16.210 --> 01:13:22.130
act like his girlfriend. Girlfriends do. Hey,

01:13:22.369 --> 01:13:25.170
wasn't that riveting? I bet your life's better

01:13:25.170 --> 01:13:30.369
off knowing that. Oh, it is? 856 -49 -HOPI. That's

01:13:30.369 --> 01:13:37.609
856 -494 -6773. Do you think couples who separate

01:13:37.609 --> 01:13:40.369
for a while in marriage and later come back can

01:13:40.369 --> 01:13:42.729
build an even better relationship? I went back

01:13:42.729 --> 01:13:47.420
to my marriage. Because you have no self -worth.

01:13:48.819 --> 01:13:52.060
They're an ex for a reason. You can miss them.

01:13:52.380 --> 01:13:54.420
And miss the idea of what you thought they were.

01:13:55.119 --> 01:13:59.880
But you never go back to an ex, you dummy. After

01:13:59.880 --> 01:14:02.659
we had separated for six months, I moved back

01:14:02.659 --> 01:14:07.020
in. Did my best to lean all the way in. Lean

01:14:07.020 --> 01:14:10.340
on me. And what had happened was. Lean on me.

01:14:10.439 --> 01:14:14.079
Or ride me. As he had moved on. I moved out of

01:14:14.079 --> 01:14:16.800
the house first. and then he had moved on and

01:14:16.800 --> 01:14:20.560
that feeling of jealousy of somebody else is

01:14:20.560 --> 01:14:26.279
taking my husband and my family became so overwhelming

01:14:26.279 --> 01:14:33.260
that I'm getting bored. Here's a woman doing

01:14:33.260 --> 01:14:37.880
another car video. Man, that is the big trend.

01:14:39.119 --> 01:14:41.439
It's talking about men in the front seat of your

01:14:41.439 --> 01:14:48.000
car. Riveting stuff. She discusses why men don't

01:14:48.000 --> 01:14:49.899
approach women anymore. Since I've gotten a lot

01:14:49.899 --> 01:14:52.380
of engagement across my videos around why men

01:14:52.380 --> 01:14:54.060
are not approaching women and the ways that I've

01:14:54.060 --> 01:14:56.500
been exploring this topic, a friend of mine actually

01:14:56.500 --> 01:14:58.760
sent me a video. It was like 25 minutes where

01:14:58.760 --> 01:15:01.960
this narrator. Like all videos that women watch.

01:15:02.350 --> 01:15:03.989
They have a better attention span. Was talking

01:15:03.989 --> 01:15:06.310
about like 11 different reasons as to why men

01:15:06.310 --> 01:15:08.750
will not approach anymore. To summarize, they

01:15:08.750 --> 01:15:10.630
kind of boil down to the fear of being called

01:15:10.630 --> 01:15:12.949
creepy, how rejection is something that happens

01:15:12.949 --> 01:15:15.869
in public, not in private. Can also risk, you

01:15:15.869 --> 01:15:17.989
know, a man's reputation because women can sometimes

01:15:17.989 --> 01:15:21.189
twist a story or make men out to look like the

01:15:21.189 --> 01:15:22.689
bad guy when they were just trying to put themselves

01:15:22.689 --> 01:15:27.369
out there. The video also talks about how technology

01:15:27.369 --> 01:15:30.489
has like stifled us socially and we've lost the

01:15:30.489 --> 01:15:33.569
skill set to approach in public another one was

01:15:33.569 --> 01:15:35.590
about how there's now mixed messages around what's

01:15:35.590 --> 01:15:38.189
appropriate depending on the yes what's annoying

01:15:38.189 --> 01:15:42.029
it's a lot of these 22 year olds they claim they

01:15:42.029 --> 01:15:44.329
don't want to be approached i don't like when

01:15:44.329 --> 01:15:46.750
a man approaches me but then they're like why

01:15:46.750 --> 01:15:48.729
am i single and only on dating apps because you're

01:15:48.729 --> 01:15:52.729
not letting men approach you subjective perspective

01:15:52.729 --> 01:15:54.710
of whether or not someone's attractive which

01:15:54.710 --> 01:15:57.010
i've definitely seen a lot of comments on this

01:15:57.010 --> 01:15:59.810
app about like oh well it's not creepy if i'm

01:16:00.489 --> 01:16:02.189
you know, an attractive person, but it's creepy

01:16:02.189 --> 01:16:05.109
if I'm not considered attractive. Also, another

01:16:05.109 --> 01:16:07.170
big one was around how cultural narratives have

01:16:07.170 --> 01:16:11.050
now shifted, like women expecting men to approach,

01:16:11.149 --> 01:16:13.829
but then at the same time being very standoffish

01:16:13.829 --> 01:16:16.649
and not like showing that they want to be approached.

01:16:17.409 --> 01:16:21.829
So it's giving men mixed messages, like all of

01:16:21.829 --> 01:16:23.689
these reasons that I'm summarizing very quickly

01:16:23.689 --> 01:16:26.739
here, but literally all of them. honestly makes

01:16:26.739 --> 01:16:29.260
sense and it makes me really sad because i do

01:16:29.260 --> 01:16:32.300
think that to a degree women do play a part in

01:16:32.300 --> 01:16:34.619
confusing men like i'm here on this app being

01:16:34.619 --> 01:16:37.960
like approach in public approach at the gym we

01:16:37.960 --> 01:16:39.840
want you to do all these things but then men

01:16:39.840 --> 01:16:42.100
are hearing my videos and they're like what are

01:16:42.100 --> 01:16:44.159
you talking about like women don't want that

01:16:44.159 --> 01:16:46.159
women have explicitly told us we don't want that

01:16:46.159 --> 01:16:48.600
and i'm sure all right there you go that was

01:16:48.600 --> 01:16:53.649
a lot Here is a sign if you married the wrong

01:16:53.649 --> 01:16:55.829
man. You married the wrong man, and you're probably

01:16:55.829 --> 01:16:59.189
only realizing it now, three years later. Lying

01:16:59.189 --> 01:17:01.390
awake at 2 a .m., staring at - Sort of like James

01:17:01.390 --> 01:17:04.369
Fishman's wife in two days. The ceiling, literally

01:17:04.369 --> 01:17:06.750
laying next to him, feeling more alone than you

01:17:06.750 --> 01:17:10.010
ever did by yourself. Bear with me, because this

01:17:10.010 --> 01:17:11.630
is the part that's probably eating you alive.

01:17:11.930 --> 01:17:14.529
You can't stop thinking about your ex. The one

01:17:14.529 --> 01:17:16.850
who pinned you up against the wall. Oh, yeah!

01:17:17.149 --> 01:17:20.310
You banged him up! Grabbed you by the hair and

01:17:20.310 --> 01:17:23.029
made your entire body shake with... You know

01:17:23.029 --> 01:17:26.449
what's the best? You know what's... Girls out

01:17:26.449 --> 01:17:29.930
there, if you're listening. You know what really

01:17:29.930 --> 01:17:33.909
turns on a man? Mm -hmm. You know what really

01:17:33.909 --> 01:17:37.619
gets our rocks on? Mm -hmm. You know what really,

01:17:37.979 --> 01:17:42.079
ah, you get what I'm saying. Yes, oral sex is

01:17:42.079 --> 01:17:46.560
correct. Yes. When you use your head properly

01:17:46.560 --> 01:17:50.500
and nicely, it's nice. No one's hating on it.

01:17:51.100 --> 01:17:54.939
But you know what men really like? And the first

01:17:54.939 --> 01:17:57.079
time it was done to me, oh, it was the hottest

01:17:57.079 --> 01:18:00.039
thing ever, is when a woman sucks on your ears.

01:18:00.180 --> 01:18:05.720
Oh my God, your earlobe, ah! It's so good. Crazy.

01:18:06.539 --> 01:18:10.340
desire before he even touched you yeah you still

01:18:10.340 --> 01:18:12.460
remember that and now you're lying next to a

01:18:12.460 --> 01:18:14.659
man who makes you feel nothing you've become

01:18:14.659 --> 01:18:17.420
his mother managing his emotions his schedule

01:18:17.420 --> 01:18:19.699
and his life carrying everything on your own

01:18:19.699 --> 01:18:22.000
while you're slowly dying inside that's how i

01:18:22.000 --> 01:18:28.460
feel listening to you talk oh yeah i think it's

01:18:28.460 --> 01:18:31.460
time ladies and gentlemen our boys and girls

01:18:31.460 --> 01:18:33.970
of the gallery The people that have been listening

01:18:33.970 --> 01:18:36.970
to me for the last 78 minutes, 78 downloads.

01:18:37.170 --> 01:18:40.750
I think it's time. You can tell I'm losing my

01:18:40.750 --> 01:18:41.689
voice a little bit. I'm going to have to drink

01:18:41.689 --> 01:18:46.609
water later. And some green tea. It's time for

01:18:46.609 --> 01:18:49.310
a Kardashian news. Cause I got nothing else to

01:18:49.310 --> 01:18:52.770
do. No, I got like a, you know, go for a summer.

01:18:52.909 --> 01:18:54.989
I can go to their house. I got nothing to do

01:18:54.989 --> 01:18:59.350
today. That's getting some action later. Unless

01:18:59.350 --> 01:19:04.520
I end up getting action. YAH YAH Turn it up,

01:19:04.520 --> 01:19:07.619
it's Hoppy, our time. Kardashian news, we defect

01:19:07.619 --> 01:19:10.619
the clime. No filters, no fluff, raw truth and

01:19:10.619 --> 01:19:12.939
wine. Mike's hot, Hoppy speaks what's on his

01:19:12.939 --> 01:19:15.579
mind. Nepotism's thrown, they sittin' in the

01:19:15.579 --> 01:19:18.560
plush. Built an empire off nothin' but the hush.

01:19:19.100 --> 01:19:20.899
Reality's a script, ain't no realness in the

01:19:20.899 --> 01:19:23.479
cut. Talents on vacation, they just takin' what's

01:19:23.479 --> 01:19:26.579
corrupt. Hoppy's on the mic, call it verbal demolition.

01:19:26.840 --> 01:19:29.119
Exposin' fake lives, media's worse addiction.

01:19:29.500 --> 01:19:31.840
Idiocracy crammed, it's the brain on snooze.

01:19:31.960 --> 01:19:33.789
Clickbait queens, welcome back. It's the Kardashian

01:19:33.789 --> 01:19:36.810
News, the Kardashian News Where the truth gets

01:19:36.810 --> 01:19:39.029
head, I be breaking down the hype, y 'all beware

01:19:39.029 --> 01:19:41.789
Fake smells, fake lies, fake lives, fake drama,

01:19:41.909 --> 01:19:44.289
they choose No talent required, it's Kardashian

01:19:44.289 --> 01:19:49.130
News Get scared, Hoppy breakin' down the hype,

01:19:49.210 --> 01:19:52.989
y 'all beware Fake lives, fake drama, they choose

01:19:52.989 --> 01:19:56.550
No talent required, it's Kardashian news Diamond

01:19:56.550 --> 01:19:59.090
-studded lies sellin' dreams to the broke Gold

01:19:59.090 --> 01:20:02.229
-plated nothin', society inside joke Hoppy ain't

01:20:02.229 --> 01:20:05.310
scared, man, he roastin' em raw Nepo babies flexin'

01:20:05.310 --> 01:20:07.750
like they rewrote the law Surgical precision,

01:20:08.010 --> 01:20:10.869
every word's a slice Hypocrisy exposed under

01:20:10.869 --> 01:20:14.069
studio lights Instagram filters, they mask the

01:20:14.069 --> 01:20:16.880
truth Hoppy's here to school em, welcome to the

01:20:16.880 --> 01:20:19.199
booth. Yeah, Hoppy's got no leash, got no leash,

01:20:19.220 --> 01:20:21.899
no chain. Speaking what he feels, never playing

01:20:21.899 --> 01:20:25.260
the game. No Kardashian can spin his name. On

01:20:25.260 --> 01:20:29.180
this mic he reigns. Untamed. Kardashian moves.

01:20:29.199 --> 01:20:31.520
Where the truth gets aired. Hoppy break it down.

01:20:31.520 --> 01:20:33.819
I think I'll be weird. Fake smiles, fake lies.

01:20:33.939 --> 01:20:36.239
Fake lies, fake drama. They show me no talent

01:20:36.239 --> 01:20:39.760
required. It's Kardashian moves. Kardashian moves.

01:20:40.199 --> 01:20:43.479
It's Hoppy hour time. Hoppy speaks what's on

01:20:43.479 --> 01:20:54.779
his mouth. I'm telling it Oh yeah! I'll be honest,

01:20:54.859 --> 01:20:56.180
I played that song because I needed a breather

01:20:56.180 --> 01:20:58.520
to talk. I've been talking for 70 minutes in

01:20:58.520 --> 01:21:05.720
a row. 70 downloads! 8 -5 -6 4 -9 -I -B 8 -5

01:21:05.720 --> 01:21:11.399
-6 4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3 You can tweet at me at

01:21:11.399 --> 01:21:15.739
RyanIBRadio You can always email me, Ryan of

01:21:15.739 --> 01:21:25.899
your radio, at gmail .com. Here is Kourtney Kardashian

01:21:25.899 --> 01:21:29.579
giving a divisive response to her three -year

01:21:29.579 --> 01:21:33.819
-old son, destroying her BFF Malik's son's kindergarten

01:21:33.819 --> 01:21:37.319
graduation party. He's graduated from kindergarten,

01:21:37.560 --> 01:21:40.359
and of course, we make a big deal out of it.

01:21:40.909 --> 01:21:43.789
Yeah, why not? Let's make our kids more spoiled.

01:21:43.949 --> 01:21:47.289
Malika threw a graduation. Oh my gosh. And Tatum

01:21:47.289 --> 01:21:51.369
is, Tatum is so funny. If he doesn't want to

01:21:51.369 --> 01:21:53.710
do something, he's such a Leo. He's like, I'm

01:21:53.710 --> 01:21:57.550
not doing that. So. Oh my God. If you're basing

01:21:57.550 --> 01:21:59.970
your kid's behavior off of your horoscope sign

01:21:59.970 --> 01:22:02.750
and not the parenting, that's a problem. I kind

01:22:02.750 --> 01:22:07.660
of believe in astrology, but come on. Earlier

01:22:07.660 --> 01:22:10.020
in the day, I was like, we're going to go to

01:22:10.020 --> 01:22:12.680
Ace's graduation lunch. He's like, I don't want

01:22:12.680 --> 01:22:15.439
to go. I was like, you know, he's three. He's

01:22:15.439 --> 01:22:17.479
fine. He's going to go. Sounds like a brat. And

01:22:17.479 --> 01:22:23.340
so me, him, Dream, True Chicago, and Song, we

01:22:23.340 --> 01:22:26.119
all went to this graduation lunch. And Tatum

01:22:26.119 --> 01:22:29.340
comes in. And he was like, I don't want to be

01:22:29.340 --> 01:22:31.960
here. And it was this private patio that Malika

01:22:31.960 --> 01:22:34.239
rented out. And you have to like walk like four

01:22:34.239 --> 01:22:38.220
steps down these stairs. And I said, well, Tatum,

01:22:38.260 --> 01:22:40.739
just come inside. And like, there was coloring

01:22:40.739 --> 01:22:42.439
books and all this stuff. I was like, you're

01:22:42.439 --> 01:22:44.840
going to have fun. He's like, he's looking down

01:22:44.840 --> 01:22:47.340
these stairs. He goes, she's saying it so proudly

01:22:47.340 --> 01:22:52.039
too. Okay. I'm going to make such a big mess.

01:22:52.279 --> 01:22:54.539
And I'm like, oh my gosh. She's like saying,

01:22:54.619 --> 01:22:57.340
you're like. Sounds like they have parenting

01:22:57.340 --> 01:23:03.300
down. Clavicular's in trouble. The drunkest that

01:23:03.300 --> 01:23:06.539
I have ever been in my entire fucking life was

01:23:06.539 --> 01:23:10.899
at and because of Baccarat in Miami. I get there.

01:23:10.960 --> 01:23:13.779
I've had one drink at a previous club. I get

01:23:13.779 --> 01:23:15.960
there and have two more. If you've ever been

01:23:15.960 --> 01:23:17.619
there, you know how fucking strong they make

01:23:17.619 --> 01:23:20.420
those drinks. There's no juice in them. It's

01:23:20.420 --> 01:23:24.659
just alcohol for coloring. Anyways, I have two

01:23:24.659 --> 01:23:27.159
of them. And within 30 minutes, I have locked

01:23:27.159 --> 01:23:29.760
myself in the fucking bathroom, hiding myself

01:23:29.760 --> 01:23:31.520
from the world, like trying to get myself to

01:23:31.520 --> 01:23:34.100
throw up just so I can sober up. Oh, man, it

01:23:34.100 --> 01:23:38.680
sounds fun. Good on Clavicular. Here he is as

01:23:38.680 --> 01:23:42.300
well. But you guys have to realize what I tweeted

01:23:42.300 --> 01:23:46.739
out used to happen to me and my sister literally

01:23:46.739 --> 01:23:50.319
all the time. Literally all the time. He is so

01:23:50.319 --> 01:23:52.880
sociopathic. It's time for a new segment called

01:23:52.880 --> 01:24:12.680
Spencer Pratt is a douchebag. You rollin' loud

01:24:12.680 --> 01:24:17.539
Too much shine, too much mouth Smirk on cue Like

01:24:17.539 --> 01:24:21.800
the room holds you now I see the pose I see the

01:24:21.800 --> 01:24:25.159
grin, I see the show You want a crown But the

01:24:25.159 --> 01:24:29.739
whole floor said no Hands up, get back Feel that

01:24:29.739 --> 01:24:33.380
pressure crack Say it, say it back You keep comin'

01:24:33.539 --> 01:24:38.390
off like that Spencer Pratt Spencer Pratt You're

01:24:38.390 --> 01:24:43.770
so extra, that's a fact Spencer Pratt Spencer

01:24:43.770 --> 01:25:09.939
Pratt Got that big talk, don't miss a match But

01:25:09.939 --> 01:25:13.760
it can't cover that look, every little flex Feels

01:25:13.760 --> 01:25:17.319
rehearsed like a book you laughed too hard Like

01:25:17.319 --> 01:25:20.000
you're selling every line, I don't need much

01:25:20.000 --> 01:25:24.520
Just one beat in your mind Hands up and back,

01:25:24.699 --> 01:25:28.180
feel that pressure crack Say it, say it back,

01:25:28.420 --> 01:25:31.000
you keep coming off like that Spend some crack,

01:25:31.340 --> 01:25:36.640
spend some crack You're so extra, that's a fact

01:25:36.640 --> 01:26:20.060
Spend some crack There you go. Here it is. Talking

01:26:20.060 --> 01:26:23.810
to Billy Bush about. Kelsey Handler. Kelsey Handler,

01:26:23.970 --> 01:26:27.729
she's not a fan, said we should have learned

01:26:27.729 --> 01:26:30.970
by now that putting a straight white male in

01:26:30.970 --> 01:26:34.390
office is a problem. How dumb. What a hag she

01:26:34.390 --> 01:26:37.989
is. She's like a liberal Megyn Kelly. Is that

01:26:37.989 --> 01:26:40.850
if someone said the same thing about a woman

01:26:40.850 --> 01:26:44.130
or a gay person or a person of color, it would

01:26:44.130 --> 01:26:48.670
be widely. Kelsey Handler used to be funny. Now

01:26:48.670 --> 01:26:50.750
she's kind of getting into like hag territory.

01:26:51.010 --> 01:26:54.729
Shut up. Condemned. Like, we don't need another

01:26:54.729 --> 01:27:01.489
straight guy. Yeah, I used to get into disagreements

01:27:01.489 --> 01:27:03.189
with people about it, but there is definitely

01:27:03.189 --> 01:27:09.510
something called being heterophobic. I do believe

01:27:09.510 --> 01:27:12.569
that everybody should have equal rights, but

01:27:12.569 --> 01:27:15.630
just because men have had it easy, white men,

01:27:15.750 --> 01:27:22.520
does not mean that we don't have it hard. Who

01:27:22.520 --> 01:27:24.720
are you connecting with on that? This unbelievable.

01:27:24.720 --> 01:27:28.640
Also, I am married to one of the global pop gay

01:27:28.640 --> 01:27:32.079
icons. So, you know. Hell yeah, we all love Heidi

01:27:32.079 --> 01:27:36.439
Montag. We want to tag along with her. I'm pretty,

01:27:36.779 --> 01:27:39.619
you know, I got, the gays are with me. I have

01:27:39.619 --> 01:27:44.460
the entire gay vote. Hopefully. God, he's the

01:27:44.460 --> 01:27:47.720
freaking worst. Here is Wheezy. No, not a little

01:27:47.720 --> 01:27:50.979
Wheezy. Wheezy from the Decisions podcast talking

01:27:50.979 --> 01:27:54.010
about ugly men. But here's the truth. I was dating

01:27:54.010 --> 01:27:56.689
a series of very attractive men, very sought

01:27:56.689 --> 01:28:00.510
after men. And so I really did think when this

01:28:00.510 --> 01:28:03.250
not so attractive man, who was still well to

01:28:03.250 --> 01:28:07.010
do, hollered at me. Whatever. I don't care. You're

01:28:07.010 --> 01:28:24.989
all vapid. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will

01:28:24.989 --> 01:28:27.550
be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.

01:28:27.930 --> 01:28:32.310
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is

01:28:32.310 --> 01:28:38.069
poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was

01:28:38.069 --> 01:28:40.630
so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like

01:28:40.630 --> 01:28:43.069
listening to this next song, you can skip over

01:28:43.069 --> 01:28:45.729
it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride

01:28:45.729 --> 01:28:50.529
in his selection, so stick around, folks. Don't

01:28:50.529 --> 01:28:53.119
worry, Fresno. Coffee Hour will be right back.

01:29:00.960 --> 01:29:23.600
Money, money, money. Your dreads in this pit,

01:29:23.680 --> 01:29:26.439
get the snap in your fingers, get the move in

01:29:26.439 --> 01:29:28.840
your wrist Yeah, that's that money snap, yeah,

01:29:28.840 --> 01:29:31.420
that's that money snap Ooh, that's that money

01:29:31.420 --> 01:29:34.560
snap, oh, that's that money snap I signed my

01:29:34.560 --> 01:29:37.399
deal, made a million, did the money snap Went

01:29:37.399 --> 01:29:40.399
to the car dealership and spent the hundred stacks

01:29:40.399 --> 01:29:43.979
Bought me a Benz and a spaceship Cadillac Put

01:29:43.979 --> 01:29:47.220
50 in my mouth so I can shine when I battle rap

01:29:47.220 --> 01:29:50.619
You boys don't know me, I'm from the show me,

01:29:50.720 --> 01:29:57.090
only 45 I made this one for the people who just

01:29:57.090 --> 01:30:00.710
don't dance Too busy drinkin' liquor, politickin'

01:30:00.710 --> 01:30:03.510
with they mans Or them chicks with them six -set

01:30:03.510 --> 01:30:06.909
heels on their feet So sexy in the club, two

01:30:06.909 --> 01:30:10.350
-steppin' to the beat If you just got rich and

01:30:10.350 --> 01:30:13.789
you just came up Money snap where you at, like

01:30:13.789 --> 01:30:16.630
you gon' give a fuck Throw your head back down

01:30:16.630 --> 01:30:23.680
and you'll see Yeah, that's that money snap Yeah,

01:30:23.699 --> 01:30:26.300
that's that money snap Ooh, that's that money

01:30:26.300 --> 01:30:29.399
snap Yeah, that's that money snap Throw your

01:30:29.399 --> 01:30:32.260
head back, baby, check your threads in this bitch

01:30:32.260 --> 01:30:35.039
Get the snap in your fingers, get the move in

01:30:35.039 --> 01:30:37.600
your wrist Yeah, that's that money snap Yeah,

01:30:37.600 --> 01:30:40.000
that's that money snap Ooh, that's that money

01:30:40.000 --> 01:30:43.340
snap Oh, that's that money snap My middle sister

01:30:43.340 --> 01:30:46.520
and my momma got that income tax check Everybody

01:30:46.520 --> 01:30:49.819
seen their ass, but I ain't seen them yet Man,

01:30:49.819 --> 01:30:55.979
I know where they at Money snappin', hold it

01:30:55.979 --> 01:30:58.479
back My little nigga went to the strip club for

01:30:58.479 --> 01:31:01.359
the very first time Seein' all them hoes, nigga,

01:31:01.380 --> 01:31:04.539
blew that lil' nigga mind Got a stack worth of

01:31:04.539 --> 01:31:06.840
one, threw him in the sky, made it rain Started

01:31:06.840 --> 01:31:09.979
money snappin', yellin' that he all in the game

01:31:09.979 --> 01:31:12.939
Man, I'm havin' this fame like a inner -city

01:31:12.939 --> 01:31:16.180
bet Got my whole clique with me and we drinkin'

01:31:16.180 --> 01:31:19.140
Moe wet Got two or three strippers tryin' to

01:31:19.140 --> 01:31:21.960
give me rough sex Money snappin', butt naked,

01:31:22.140 --> 01:31:26.699
ooh, they If I ever go, I'll probably take somebody's

01:31:26.699 --> 01:31:29.640
life Cause I'm trying to money snap for the rest

01:31:29.640 --> 01:31:32.760
of my life If you can't live in trife and you

01:31:32.760 --> 01:31:36.279
just came up Money snap, where you at? Like you

01:31:36.279 --> 01:31:39.159
don't give a fuck Throw your head back, baby,

01:31:39.239 --> 01:31:41.840
show your grill in this bitch Get the snap in

01:31:41.840 --> 01:31:44.460
your fingers, get the move in your wish Yeah,

01:31:44.460 --> 01:31:46.840
that's that money snap, yeah, that's that money

01:31:46.840 --> 01:31:49.859
snap Ooh, that's that money snap, yeah, that's

01:31:49.859 --> 01:32:06.630
that money snap I'm on the clock and it's booming,

01:32:06.670 --> 01:32:09.250
man, I'm face spinning cheese Got the hook up

01:32:09.250 --> 01:32:12.529
with Bobby and he gave me them keys Do that money

01:32:12.529 --> 01:32:16.390
snap, if you just hit a lick Do that money snap,

01:32:16.649 --> 01:32:19.770
if you got a bad bitch Who gon' give you her

01:32:19.770 --> 01:32:22.609
check? Man, you keep your pockets packed, sittin'

01:32:22.609 --> 01:32:25.710
in Baby, it's cool for that new bubble left In

01:32:25.710 --> 01:32:28.470
the club, you buy the ball In the hood, you a

01:32:28.470 --> 01:32:31.430
star Got you filthy on the cut, I like my weed

01:32:31.430 --> 01:32:34.850
in the dark Baby, girl, lookin' good in a new

01:32:34.850 --> 01:32:38.270
outfit Got her head back snappin', baby, ooh,

01:32:38.329 --> 01:32:41.329
that's it If your cell phone ringin', then you

01:32:41.329 --> 01:32:43.750
know it's about that paper Do that money snap,

01:32:43.909 --> 01:32:46.510
boy, while you shake off them haters Throw your

01:32:46.510 --> 01:32:49.350
head back, baby, show your grill in this pit

01:32:49.350 --> 01:32:52.029
Get the snap in your fingers, get the movie,

01:32:52.130 --> 01:32:54.510
yo Bitch, yeah, that's that money snap. Yeah,

01:32:54.529 --> 01:32:57.170
that's that money snap. Ooh, that's that money

01:32:57.170 --> 01:33:00.250
snap. Yeah, that's that money snap. Throw your

01:33:00.250 --> 01:33:03.069
head back, baby. Shake your dreads in this bitch.

01:33:03.250 --> 01:33:05.789
Get the snap in your fingers. Get them moving,

01:33:05.869 --> 01:33:08.369
yo. Bitch, yeah, that's that money snap. Yeah,

01:33:08.470 --> 01:33:10.869
that's that money snap. Ooh, that's that money

01:33:10.869 --> 01:33:15.510
snap. Oh, that's that money snap. Oh, yeah, the

01:33:15.510 --> 01:33:20.489
young bean. Mm, the money snap. It's funny. My

01:33:20.489 --> 01:33:23.010
voice is a lot better. I chugged a lot of water.

01:33:23.130 --> 01:33:25.750
I really projected my voice in the last 90 minutes.

01:33:25.930 --> 01:33:27.989
And I was in the break room and we have vending

01:33:27.989 --> 01:33:31.890
machines. And we have to put these drinks into

01:33:31.890 --> 01:33:35.310
these Yeti cups so that we don't spill in the

01:33:35.310 --> 01:33:39.289
studio, which is fine. So I go to the vending

01:33:39.289 --> 01:33:43.890
machine and guess what happened? It said there

01:33:43.890 --> 01:33:49.590
was a Coca -Cola. So I use my Apple Pay. It charges

01:33:49.590 --> 01:33:53.010
me a dollar, but there was no drink. It was like,

01:33:53.029 --> 01:33:55.989
refund, and there was no refund. So then I try

01:33:55.989 --> 01:33:58.350
it again with the Pepsi. So then I use the other

01:33:58.350 --> 01:34:00.510
machine, and I got a diamount and do. I'm like,

01:34:00.550 --> 01:34:04.029
whatever. I'll deal with it. It's not real sugar,

01:34:04.170 --> 01:34:08.250
but I'm still going to get energy. Welcome to

01:34:08.250 --> 01:34:20.300
Happy Hour. Welcome to Happy Hour. Something

01:34:20.300 --> 01:34:29.380
completely different. Door is closing. And now,

01:34:29.399 --> 01:35:00.770
something completely different. Happy Hour! Happy

01:35:00.770 --> 01:35:20.220
Hour! It's the most listened to radio show on

01:35:20.220 --> 01:35:22.600
the planet. And the other stations are tuned

01:35:22.600 --> 01:35:33.159
in too. Got to be careful with my voice. Okay.

01:35:43.399 --> 01:35:45.380
Shake the crowd. From the shot to the break.

01:35:45.520 --> 01:35:48.680
Pay up that sound. Hey, hey. Yeah. Say a brag.

01:35:49.039 --> 01:35:52.520
Brag. Hey, hey. Hobbies in the house. Hands up.

01:35:52.539 --> 01:35:55.619
Hands up. Wild in the crowd. Say, I'll be out.

01:35:55.779 --> 01:35:59.560
I'll be out. Say, turn it loud up. Turn it loud

01:35:59.560 --> 01:36:03.039
up. Hey, hey. Hobbies in the house. Hey. Talk

01:36:03.039 --> 01:36:05.739
that talk. We call them all out. From Chi -town

01:36:05.739 --> 01:36:08.439
blocks to the Tampa sun. If you're scared of

01:36:08.439 --> 01:36:12.039
the truth, better start to run. 6 -9, big mic,

01:36:12.140 --> 01:36:15.250
big talk. Midwest made, now he run the Gulf Coast

01:36:15.250 --> 01:36:18.890
wall Morning show, but the topic's grown Spilling

01:36:18.890 --> 01:36:22.029
tea on your favorite phones blown Yeah, he laughing

01:36:22.029 --> 01:36:25.229
in his deadline Rich and elite, y 'all out of

01:36:25.229 --> 01:36:28.350
your mind Red carpet rumors, messy in the sheets

01:36:28.350 --> 01:36:31.350
If they did dirt, he replay the receipts Woo!

01:36:48.869 --> 01:36:51.369
If you're scared of the truth, better start to

01:36:51.369 --> 01:36:53.970
run When the city roots, buddy, look at that

01:36:53.970 --> 01:36:57.090
show Tampa Bay Breeze, he want more, more, more

01:36:57.090 --> 01:37:00.909
Lines lit up, every state on blast National Wave

01:37:00.909 --> 01:37:04.149
got the dial on mad He love women, yeah, he say

01:37:04.149 --> 01:37:07.369
it bold Slurred on men, let the stories unfold

01:37:07.369 --> 01:37:10.329
Wrong conversation, never planned it safe If

01:37:10.329 --> 01:37:13.369
you fake on the date, he expose that face Hey,

01:37:13.670 --> 01:37:16.149
puppies in the house, puppies in the house, yeah

01:37:25.420 --> 01:37:27.840
Hoppies in the house, yeah From the stride to

01:37:27.840 --> 01:37:31.460
the bay, we ride Blue, blue soul, blue fit, can't

01:37:31.460 --> 01:37:36.779
hide Hey, hey, hoppies in the house Hands up,

01:37:36.800 --> 01:37:39.920
hands up, wild in the crowd Say, hoppy hour,

01:37:40.159 --> 01:37:43.920
hoppy hour Say, turn it loud, turn it louder

01:37:43.920 --> 01:37:47.779
Hey, hey, hoppies in the house Talk that talk,

01:37:47.899 --> 01:37:50.699
we call them all out From Chi -town blocks to

01:37:50.699 --> 01:37:53.399
the temple sun It's hoppy hour now, yeah, the

01:37:53.399 --> 01:38:10.920
show begun What a show this is. All right. Let's

01:38:10.920 --> 01:38:18.539
get to some celebrity news. All right. Next up,

01:38:18.539 --> 01:38:20.619
Spotify. If it seems like concert tickets are

01:38:20.619 --> 01:38:22.399
really getting harder and harder to get these

01:38:22.399 --> 01:38:26.229
days. Spotify is here to help. The music streamer

01:38:26.229 --> 01:38:28.970
announced yesterday they are starting... They'll

01:38:28.970 --> 01:38:31.149
help us, but they'll pay the artists 10 cents.

01:38:32.189 --> 01:38:35.189
It's a new program to get tickets into the hands

01:38:35.189 --> 01:38:37.970
of fans. Starting this summer, select artists

01:38:37.970 --> 01:38:40.470
will be able to use the platform to set aside

01:38:40.470 --> 01:38:43.869
two tickets for their listeners. I am. Get him!

01:38:44.770 --> 01:38:48.829
Happy Hot Topic! Pay the artists more, you moron!

01:38:51.220 --> 01:38:53.920
Shakira is opening up about - You can't say Shakira.

01:38:54.000 --> 01:38:55.500
Oh, this is going to make me lose my voice again,

01:38:55.560 --> 01:38:58.680
but Shakira, Shakira! That's how you got to do

01:38:58.680 --> 01:39:01.770
it. Her breakup from Gerard Piquet, the singer

01:39:01.770 --> 01:39:04.189
who shares... Man, can you imagine Liz and that

01:39:04.189 --> 01:39:06.890
hot piece of ass? ...kids 13 -year -old Milan

01:39:06.890 --> 01:39:09.850
and 11 -year -old Sasha with the retired professional

01:39:09.850 --> 01:39:13.850
soccer player, detailed the pair's 2022 split

01:39:13.850 --> 01:39:16.930
following 11 years together and how she feels

01:39:16.930 --> 01:39:19.789
about him now. During an interview with The Times

01:39:19.789 --> 01:39:23.729
published on May 22nd, Shakira said she was living

01:39:23.729 --> 01:39:26.430
through, quote, the darkest moment when I saw...

01:39:26.430 --> 01:39:28.250
It really is terrible when you have to break...

01:39:33.490 --> 01:39:35.890
At least I didn't have any kids involved. That's

01:39:35.890 --> 01:39:48.789
got to suck. All right, so there's that. Oh,

01:39:52.649 --> 01:39:55.569
man. It's going to be one of those headlines.

01:39:56.079 --> 01:39:59.260
AAA expects more than 45 million people to travel.

01:39:59.500 --> 01:40:02.199
Alright, there you go. Every year they do that

01:40:02.199 --> 01:40:07.739
type of headline. FLIR SHOMO reflects on her

01:40:07.739 --> 01:40:10.819
marriage to Beartooth's lead singer, Caleb Shomo.

01:40:11.100 --> 01:40:13.880
Just hours after Caleb came out as a proudly

01:40:13.880 --> 01:40:17.039
gay man in an Instagram statement, his wife of

01:40:17.039 --> 01:40:20.239
nearly 14 years shares her own emotional response.

01:40:20.739 --> 01:40:23.979
In a May 23rd Instagram post, FLIR admits the

01:40:23.979 --> 01:40:26.920
past few months have been disorienting and hurtful

01:40:26.920 --> 01:40:29.560
for both of them, but makes it clear she still

01:40:29.560 --> 01:40:33.600
has love for Caleb. Always want to love, protect,

01:40:33.739 --> 01:40:36.399
and support Caleb. I have cared more about his

01:40:36.399 --> 01:40:39.119
well -being over the years than anything else

01:40:39.119 --> 01:40:41.800
in the world. Yeah, I've had it. I mean, my exes

01:40:41.800 --> 01:40:45.619
were bisexual. But I've had it. We're like, you're

01:40:45.619 --> 01:40:48.779
glad you're living out their gay life. At the

01:40:48.779 --> 01:40:51.260
same time, Fleur doesn't hold back about her

01:40:51.260 --> 01:40:54.960
own heartbreak. Yeah, it's gotta suck. I'm thinking

01:40:54.960 --> 01:40:57.840
he sucks, too. Supporting someone you love through

01:40:57.840 --> 01:41:00.619
a life -changing revelation while also grieving

01:41:00.619 --> 01:41:03.460
the loss of your marriage has... It's been incredibly

01:41:03.460 --> 01:41:06.079
difficult to process. All right, there you go.

01:41:06.140 --> 01:41:08.159
It's time for Donald Trump is a douchebag. Yeah,

01:41:08.159 --> 01:41:11.859
yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's Hoppy, y 'all. Ryan

01:41:11.859 --> 01:41:16.840
Hoppy. On it. St. Pete, stand up. Got it. Tell

01:41:16.840 --> 01:41:19.779
them how it is, bro. That's what I did. Donald

01:41:19.779 --> 01:41:22.340
Trump is a douchebag. Yeah, we said it. Loud

01:41:22.340 --> 01:41:25.100
mouth, small facts, big cap, let it echo. Donald

01:41:25.100 --> 01:41:28.100
Trump is a douchebag. Run the tape. Hoppy on

01:41:28.100 --> 01:41:30.579
the mic saying everything they want. Donald Trump

01:41:30.579 --> 01:41:33.680
is a douchebag. Facts, facts, six, nine, oh,

01:41:33.680 --> 01:41:35.760
ten, he still can't reach that low Donald Trump

01:41:35.760 --> 01:41:38.859
is a douchebag, turn it up, happy hour, every

01:41:38.859 --> 01:41:42.100
single word cut through Bright lights ain't Pete,

01:41:42.319 --> 01:41:45.020
he's living the dive Tall dude ducking door frames,

01:41:45.180 --> 01:41:47.359
crooked little smile Nationally they tune in,

01:41:47.439 --> 01:41:50.159
locally they vibe You roast any fake king, trying

01:41:50.159 --> 01:41:52.920
to call it a tribe You brag on your powers, he

01:41:52.920 --> 01:41:55.539
laughs at your hair You brag about winning, he's

01:41:55.539 --> 01:41:58.100
like, who cares? You selling them stories, he

01:41:58.100 --> 01:42:00.699
breaking them apart, he don't hold back He just

01:42:00.699 --> 01:42:02.539
ain't full of hope. Donald Trump is a douchebag.

01:42:02.699 --> 01:42:05.060
Yeah, we said it. Loud mouth, small facts, big

01:42:05.060 --> 01:42:07.699
cap, let it echo. Donald Trump is a douchebag.

01:42:07.899 --> 01:42:10.739
Run the tape. I be on the mic saying everything

01:42:10.739 --> 01:42:13.659
they want. Donald Trump is a douchebag. Facts,

01:42:13.680 --> 01:42:16.079
facts. Six, nine hosts and he still can't reach

01:42:16.079 --> 01:42:18.880
that low. Donald Trump is a douchebag. Turn it

01:42:18.880 --> 01:42:45.039
up. I be out with every single word. Say it loud,

01:42:45.140 --> 01:42:47.680
loud mouth, small facts, big cap, let it echo,

01:42:47.859 --> 01:43:07.750
Donald Trump is a douchebag. All right. Let's

01:43:07.750 --> 01:43:11.970
go. Donald Trump Jr. and Bettina Anderson are

01:43:11.970 --> 01:43:14.109
starting a new chapter. The oldest son of...

01:43:14.920 --> 01:43:17.600
President Donald Trump married the model in a

01:43:17.600 --> 01:43:20.859
private ceremony in the Bahamas on May 23rd.

01:43:20.859 --> 01:43:22.899
Yeah, like, it's weird. Like, Trump will go to

01:43:22.899 --> 01:43:25.220
any other event, but then he's like, I'm focusing

01:43:25.220 --> 01:43:27.859
on the world and not my son's wedding. Yeah,

01:43:28.140 --> 01:43:30.920
there's something there, dog. After two years

01:43:30.920 --> 01:43:33.859
of dating, according to People, taking to Instagram

01:43:33.859 --> 01:43:35.939
stories on... I don't know, it's a joke in every

01:43:35.939 --> 01:43:38.619
comment section. Don't worry. You missed this

01:43:38.619 --> 01:43:42.020
one. There'll be another one. Ha! May 23rd, Bettina

01:43:42.020 --> 01:43:44.260
wrote over a black and white photo of the pair

01:43:44.260 --> 01:43:46.619
holding hands with their wedding bands, Forever

01:43:46.619 --> 01:43:49.979
Yours, Forever Mine, before tagging Donald Trump

01:43:49.979 --> 01:43:54.710
Jr. There you go. Forever for about two years.

01:43:54.850 --> 01:44:00.109
A little pop star at PSSP this morning. We are

01:44:00.109 --> 01:44:02.729
talking about Stephen Colbert. For the next ten

01:44:02.729 --> 01:44:06.810
minutes. Then he'll be forgotten. Numbers are

01:44:06.810 --> 01:44:09.609
in for the late show host's big goodbye. And

01:44:09.609 --> 01:44:13.149
the series finale averaged 6 .74 million viewers

01:44:13.149 --> 01:44:15.409
on Thursday night. Because he was going goodbye.

01:44:15.569 --> 01:44:19.130
That's why. That marks Colbert's most watched

01:44:19.130 --> 01:44:24.550
weeknight episode of all time. They took you

01:44:24.550 --> 01:44:29.739
leaving to get ratings. Happy Hot Topic! Stephen

01:44:29.739 --> 01:44:32.859
Colbert wasted no time getting back into television.

01:44:33.100 --> 01:44:37.020
Less than 24 hours after the late show host said

01:44:37.020 --> 01:44:40.060
goodbye to his long -running CBS talk show on

01:44:40.060 --> 01:44:43.420
the 21st of May, he returned to late -night television,

01:44:43.760 --> 01:44:47.739
appearing as a host on Only in Monroe, a public

01:44:47.739 --> 01:44:51.520
access program in Monroe, Michigan. Oh, yeah,

01:44:51.619 --> 01:44:53.899
you know, he was getting the itch to be on TV.

01:44:54.000 --> 01:44:56.159
He claims he thinks he might go... This dude

01:44:56.159 --> 01:44:58.359
needs to just... A lot of times when he's...

01:44:58.409 --> 01:45:00.409
Guys like Don Imus, I'm trying to think of all

01:45:00.409 --> 01:45:02.229
their names, but people like, they literally

01:45:02.229 --> 01:45:05.529
die after. I mean, John Sterling, the Yankees

01:45:05.529 --> 01:45:08.590
announcer, retired last year and he's dead. I'm

01:45:08.590 --> 01:45:11.210
a late night talk show host. Look down the barrel

01:45:11.210 --> 01:45:12.989
of the camera and talk. All right, so there's

01:45:12.989 --> 01:45:18.090
Colbert. Mm -hmm. What's going on here? Happy

01:45:18.090 --> 01:45:22.939
Hot Topic! Ireland Baldwin's family is growing

01:45:22.939 --> 01:45:25.819
once again. The daughter of Alec Baldwin and

01:45:25.819 --> 01:45:28.899
Kim Basinger revealed she's pregnant and expecting

01:45:28.899 --> 01:45:32.779
her second baby with her boyfriend RAC. Oh yeah.

01:45:36.760 --> 01:45:40.859
I wonder if anyone remembers when her kid's grandpa

01:45:40.859 --> 01:46:05.579
sent this. Yeah, I just looked it up. This is

01:46:05.579 --> 01:46:07.359
for Ireland daughter, the one that's just having

01:46:07.359 --> 01:46:08.960
a second kid that always looks grumpy because

01:46:08.960 --> 01:46:21.340
this is her father. Why would you want to pick

01:46:21.340 --> 01:46:26.859
up the phone for this, moron? Scumbag! Can you

01:46:26.859 --> 01:46:45.789
believe this was 19 years ago? Fuck! It was a

01:46:45.789 --> 01:46:49.590
decency. As a human being, I don't give a damn

01:46:49.590 --> 01:46:52.430
that you're 12 years old or 11 years old. Didn't

01:46:52.430 --> 01:46:55.430
even know her age. Was it you're a child? Was

01:46:55.430 --> 01:46:57.210
it your mother was a thoughtless pain in the

01:46:57.210 --> 01:46:59.750
ass? Well, that's not false. Who doesn't care

01:46:59.750 --> 01:47:02.130
about what you do as far as I'm concerned? You

01:47:02.130 --> 01:47:05.189
have humiliated me for the last time. I think

01:47:05.189 --> 01:47:07.489
your whole existence, Alex, is you humiliate

01:47:07.489 --> 01:47:10.729
yourself and you don't realize it. Also this

01:47:10.729 --> 01:47:13.369
morning, Pope Leo is calling for more robust

01:47:13.369 --> 01:47:16.670
regulation of artificial intelligence. Oh, that's

01:47:16.670 --> 01:47:19.350
the important stuff. Not covering, not the, the

01:47:19.350 --> 01:47:23.189
cover up pedophiles. It's AI. And he's calling

01:47:23.189 --> 01:47:26.090
on its developers to work for the common good

01:47:26.090 --> 01:47:29.529
rather than profit. All right. That's very strange.

01:47:31.420 --> 01:47:33.579
Oh, yeah, that's the important stuff. Not the

01:47:33.579 --> 01:47:35.760
fact that the church has its own insurance so

01:47:35.760 --> 01:47:38.180
that if there's any accusations, people are paid

01:47:38.180 --> 01:47:49.439
off. Mm -hmm. Yeah. Screw you. Oh, yeah, I'm

01:47:49.439 --> 01:47:53.859
looking up on Google. There is 106 days until

01:47:53.859 --> 01:47:59.760
the NFL comes back. Oh, are we going to be excited?

01:48:01.100 --> 01:48:06.319
It's been dancing, romancing, maybe not. I don't

01:48:06.319 --> 01:48:07.840
even know what I'm saying. I'm getting delirious.

01:48:08.880 --> 01:48:11.380
Just doing this show an hour and 48 minutes.

01:48:12.380 --> 01:48:15.699
I got stamina, baby. It's just like when you

01:48:15.699 --> 01:48:19.000
got a hot -ass woman on your lap. You always

01:48:19.000 --> 01:48:24.119
got to give it 110%. And that is what I do on

01:48:24.119 --> 01:48:28.520
this show as well. That and lose my voice. We

01:48:28.520 --> 01:48:34.069
have so much happening. In the NFL. It's going

01:48:34.069 --> 01:48:38.489
to be crazy. But first, let's watch the music

01:48:38.489 --> 01:48:59.460
play out. Here is Tom Brady. Talking to Josh

01:48:59.460 --> 01:49:03.239
Allen and then Josh Allen's dad. You're 27 years

01:49:03.239 --> 01:49:06.579
old. You're retired. I'm 46. I need more strokes.

01:49:06.699 --> 01:49:08.939
Who do I talk to? How are you doing? This is

01:49:08.939 --> 01:49:10.880
my dad. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I

01:49:10.880 --> 01:49:16.739
love your son. Yeah, he's a good kid. That's

01:49:16.739 --> 01:49:19.800
got to be weird, Josh Allen. You got Tom Brady

01:49:19.800 --> 01:49:27.000
talking to your dad. I couldn't even believe

01:49:27.000 --> 01:49:31.380
this is real news. Matthew Stafford's wife wants

01:49:31.380 --> 01:49:34.399
the media to stop calling him Matt. She's such

01:49:34.399 --> 01:49:38.220
a dumb broad. Giants linebacker Abdul Carter

01:49:38.220 --> 01:49:41.880
did not like that Jackson Dart was at that Trump

01:49:41.880 --> 01:49:48.359
rally. Here is Levante David discussing how his

01:49:48.359 --> 01:49:50.720
teammates confronted him for loafing his final

01:49:50.720 --> 01:49:53.739
season with the Bucs, making $10 million. I got

01:49:53.739 --> 01:49:55.899
it. I got called out by a couple of my teammates

01:49:55.899 --> 01:49:57.460
for loafing. You know what I'm saying? I'm like,

01:49:57.500 --> 01:50:00.500
oh, come on. Did you feel like you were loafing

01:50:00.500 --> 01:50:01.819
though in that moment for real? Nah, I loaf.

01:50:02.920 --> 01:50:06.619
I love, I take a full accountability for that.

01:50:06.699 --> 01:50:09.479
And like, for them to call me out on that, like

01:50:09.479 --> 01:50:11.159
for me being the vet of the team and they called

01:50:11.159 --> 01:50:12.739
me out, I'm like, nah, Avante, that ain't true,

01:50:12.819 --> 01:50:15.079
bro. And like that kind of like stuck with me.

01:50:15.100 --> 01:50:17.880
Like, nah, yeah, I'm tripping. Hell yeah. I got

01:50:17.880 --> 01:50:23.199
called out. At least he admitted it. All right.

01:50:24.810 --> 01:50:28.609
It's time for Radio News. Hey, y 'all. Hey, y

01:50:28.609 --> 01:50:35.590
'all. Motherfuckers. I'm making this. Motherfuckers.

01:50:35.850 --> 01:50:40.630
Hey. Hey, y 'all. Yo. Yo. Static crackles. Hoppy

01:50:40.630 --> 01:50:43.449
on the air. Spilling radio secrets, man. He don't

01:50:43.449 --> 01:50:46.250
care. Airing out the closet. Skeletons in pairs.

01:50:46.550 --> 01:50:49.930
DJ drama. He's the one who dance. Program director

01:50:49.930 --> 01:50:53.289
scheming in the back room. Payola playlist rigged

01:50:53.289 --> 01:50:55.729
like monsoon. Face. Callers on the line, they

01:50:55.729 --> 01:50:59.050
rehearsing. So Bob Brunch and Retired from WROR.

01:51:00.599 --> 01:51:06.100
In Boston. There's a cool new radio station named

01:51:06.100 --> 01:51:08.880
Classic Hits 1021. No, that's not the name. In

01:51:08.880 --> 01:51:12.000
Anchorage, it's going to Rock 1021. K -R -A -K.

01:51:12.399 --> 01:51:18.319
Crack. I was wondering what Frank Kramer from

01:51:18.319 --> 01:51:19.800
Heidi and Frank would think of that because his

01:51:19.800 --> 01:51:26.060
radio name online, his station is Crack. That'll

01:51:26.060 --> 01:51:38.140
be interesting. I love Heidi and Frank. Here

01:51:38.140 --> 01:51:46.859
is Glenn. Oh, sorry. Here is Glenn back talking

01:51:46.859 --> 01:51:49.100
about success. I was parking my car and these

01:51:49.100 --> 01:51:52.500
three teenagers were off to the side. And they

01:51:52.500 --> 01:51:55.840
said, hey, mister. And I turned around and they

01:51:55.840 --> 01:51:58.199
said, is that your car? And I said, yes. They

01:51:58.199 --> 01:52:01.899
said, what do you do for a living? And I said,

01:52:02.000 --> 01:52:05.859
I'm in media. And they said, we want to be rich.

01:52:06.680 --> 01:52:09.340
What do we have to do? And you told them, go

01:52:09.340 --> 01:52:12.020
into media, right? Go into media. No, I said,

01:52:12.100 --> 01:52:18.000
the first thing you have to do is stop making

01:52:18.000 --> 01:52:21.399
that your goal. Don't make your goal being rich.

01:52:22.260 --> 01:52:25.579
Find a way to make somebody's life better every

01:52:25.579 --> 01:52:30.069
day. And if you can find a way to make one person's

01:52:30.069 --> 01:52:34.090
life better and then multiply that because you've

01:52:34.090 --> 01:52:36.130
invented something, you've done something that

01:52:36.130 --> 01:52:38.970
makes it easier for people to get through their

01:52:38.970 --> 01:53:24.060
day, that's how you become rich. RyanHoppyRadio

01:53:24.060 --> 01:53:26.720
.com Poppy Hour will be right back. You probably

01:53:26.720 --> 01:53:30.060
had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

01:53:30.380 --> 01:53:37.770
all I smell is... And we'll call it a day. The

01:53:37.770 --> 01:53:40.689
semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't

01:53:40.689 --> 01:53:43.010
feel like listening to this next song, you can

01:53:43.010 --> 01:53:45.770
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

01:53:45.770 --> 01:53:48.170
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

01:53:48.470 --> 01:53:51.069
He is the misfit of radio, and he is fine with

01:53:51.069 --> 01:53:55.010
that. Don't worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be

01:53:55.010 --> 01:53:59.279
right back. Oh my God, before I went to break,

01:53:59.420 --> 01:54:02.960
I had my mic off. I never sounded better. Here

01:54:02.960 --> 01:54:05.720
is Little Rock Players with Mrs. Jones. Coming

01:54:05.720 --> 01:54:08.579
up next is Tampa, Cleveland, and Chicago in Fresno

01:54:08.579 --> 01:54:29.600
News. You say you've got a man, but what that

01:54:29.600 --> 01:54:32.020
got to do with me? As long as you're straight

01:54:32.020 --> 01:54:34.220
up with me, I don't give a damn who you see But

01:54:34.220 --> 01:54:37.020
when I'm back in town, just spend some time with

01:54:37.020 --> 01:54:39.180
me whenever your man is not around Let me be

01:54:39.180 --> 01:54:41.079
the one that'll hold you down whenever your man

01:54:41.079 --> 01:54:43.079
is not around Let me be the one that'll hold

01:54:43.079 --> 01:54:45.279
you down, hold you down I'll be the one that'll

01:54:45.279 --> 01:54:47.380
turn your turn, your friends around Cause you

01:54:47.380 --> 01:54:49.739
can be yourself with me, no need for front -ended

01:54:49.739 --> 01:54:52.140
suckin' in your stomach No need for suckin' your

01:54:52.140 --> 01:54:54.079
thumb and knowin' them, but you can't breathe

01:54:54.350 --> 01:54:56.770
Loosen up just a little bit, I'm the one you

01:54:56.770 --> 01:54:58.670
need to chill with When you need to, somebody

01:54:58.670 --> 01:55:01.810
real, ooh Wait till you see my heart, later we'll

01:55:01.810 --> 01:55:04.430
talk about it After the first time, you might

01:55:04.430 --> 01:55:06.550
not wanna be without it There's a reason you

01:55:06.550 --> 01:55:09.029
cheatin' on me, compare him to me, I doubt it

01:55:09.029 --> 01:55:11.250
I'm gon' blaze this, we can go somewhere private

01:55:11.250 --> 01:55:13.250
and see about it And you know what, you know

01:55:13.250 --> 01:55:15.609
it's wrong, you know that we feelin' strong And

01:55:15.609 --> 01:55:18.109
I know we can get this on, if you be my Mrs.

01:55:18.250 --> 01:55:25.510
Jones I don't mean to change your name, but I'm

01:55:25.510 --> 01:55:28.149
gonna call you Mrs. Jones We both know what's

01:55:28.149 --> 01:55:30.510
wrong, but baby, we can get this wrong Relax

01:55:30.510 --> 01:55:34.210
and meditate, nobody has to know We got a thing

01:55:34.210 --> 01:55:36.850
going on, let's keep this going on and on I don't

01:55:36.850 --> 01:55:38.670
mean to change your name, but I'm gonna call

01:55:38.670 --> 01:55:41.289
you Mrs. Jones We both know what's wrong, but

01:55:41.289 --> 01:55:44.090
baby, we can get this wrong Relax and meditate,

01:55:44.409 --> 01:55:48.050
nobody has to know We got a thing going on, let's

01:55:48.050 --> 01:55:50.289
keep this going on and on I can tell you what

01:55:50.289 --> 01:55:52.409
you're missing, you miss them hugs and kisses

01:55:52.779 --> 01:55:55.180
You miss excitement at night and you miss excitement

01:55:55.180 --> 01:55:57.300
at night And girl, you don't feel the same And

01:55:57.300 --> 01:55:59.600
he's steady trippin', ain't he? Trippin', ain't

01:55:59.600 --> 01:56:01.140
he? Trippin', trippin', ain't he? And I'm gon'

01:56:01.260 --> 01:56:03.520
simply change it See, I can taste your cherry

01:56:03.520 --> 01:56:06.439
pie before I slide inside See, I miss those and

01:56:06.439 --> 01:56:09.039
cause they lonely and they get some time I read

01:56:09.039 --> 01:56:12.000
between them lines, I see that you be mine Cause

01:56:12.000 --> 01:56:14.479
he ain't even mine, so I'm the one to ease your

01:56:14.479 --> 01:56:16.960
mind Girl, you ain't foolin' me, you merely who

01:56:16.960 --> 01:56:19.279
we used to be And plus, girl, he ain't cool as

01:56:19.279 --> 01:56:23.380
me, feel the riches in me You just like me So

01:56:23.380 --> 01:56:25.340
when you're ready for some freaking, you ain't

01:56:25.340 --> 01:56:27.520
gotta leave them. You can, you can be my Mrs.

01:56:27.619 --> 01:56:33.479
Jones. Mrs. Mrs. Jones. Don't need to change

01:56:33.479 --> 01:56:35.439
your name, but I'm gonna call you Mrs. Jones.

01:56:35.659 --> 01:56:38.260
We both know what's wrong, but baby, we can get

01:56:38.260 --> 01:56:41.859
this on. Relax a little, nobody cares to know.

01:56:41.920 --> 01:56:45.579
We got a thing going on, let's get this on. Don't

01:56:45.579 --> 01:56:47.460
need to change your name, but I'm gonna call

01:56:47.460 --> 01:56:50.100
you Mrs. Jones. We both know what's wrong, but

01:56:50.100 --> 01:56:58.659
baby, we can get this on. Let's get busy, baby,

01:56:58.800 --> 01:57:01.699
take it off, make it wiggle when you want Labels

01:57:01.699 --> 01:57:03.880
gonna call the law, cause I'm about to break

01:57:03.880 --> 01:57:07.000
you off Got kids, knock em out, send em out with

01:57:07.000 --> 01:57:09.520
your spouse Make it rock when it's off, wanna

01:57:09.520 --> 01:57:12.020
see you cryin' loud Me and you, let's have a

01:57:12.020 --> 01:57:14.699
ball, make it hot like Arkansas Snatch the phone,

01:57:14.800 --> 01:57:17.420
hide the wall, let me see that monkey paw Take

01:57:17.420 --> 01:57:20.039
it low, ride it slow, on the bed, on the floor

01:57:22.670 --> 01:57:25.510
Yeah, you know, we even like some animals Find

01:57:25.510 --> 01:57:27.869
a camera, strike a pose Girl, let's take a lot

01:57:27.869 --> 01:57:30.829
at all When we done, take some more I know you

01:57:30.829 --> 01:57:33.310
tired of creepin', but now you know you cheatin'

01:57:33.409 --> 01:57:35.630
But you with me because you like the way that

01:57:35.630 --> 01:57:38.470
you ain't seein' You know it feels good, but

01:57:38.470 --> 01:57:41.350
we both know it's wrong This what it is, girl,

01:57:41.609 --> 01:58:18.460
my Mrs. Jones With Mrs. Jones, a remix. Welcome

01:58:18.460 --> 01:58:29.079
to Happy Hour. In your heart, you know what you

01:58:29.079 --> 01:58:31.899
like. And now for something completely different.

01:58:33.500 --> 01:59:23.590
Door is closing. Happy hour. Happy hour. Ladies

01:59:23.590 --> 01:59:29.430
and gentlemen, here it is. The most unusual.

01:59:30.670 --> 01:59:56.949
The other stations are tuned in too. Okay. Yeah

01:59:56.949 --> 02:00:28.810
The city's crazy moves Ryan Hop on the mic spittin'

02:00:28.810 --> 02:00:32.130
fire again National waves and the city's a -spinnin'

02:00:32.390 --> 02:00:34.829
Walkin' headlines, man, you can't resist Every

02:00:34.829 --> 02:00:56.649
scoop hittin' harder than a clenched fist We

02:00:56.649 --> 02:00:59.750
got sunshine, drama, and the traffic heat. Stories

02:00:59.750 --> 02:01:02.289
so bold, they knock you off your seat. The vibe's

02:01:02.289 --> 02:01:05.289
electric, we taking control. Tampa Bay's anthem,

02:01:05.449 --> 02:01:07.710
you're feeling your soul. From Clearwater Waters

02:01:07.710 --> 02:01:10.130
to Keyboard Street. Man, we documenting life

02:01:10.130 --> 02:01:12.729
with those hip -hop beats. Turn it up now, let

02:01:12.729 --> 02:01:15.069
the world partake in the stories of the legends

02:01:15.069 --> 02:01:41.270
and the news we make. I'm ready to go right now.

02:01:43.069 --> 02:01:45.449
Plans for a new entertainment district in Water

02:01:45.449 --> 02:01:48.310
Street could officially be filed today. New rendering

02:01:48.310 --> 02:01:51.310
showed the proposed 3 ,500 seat venue along with

02:01:51.310 --> 02:01:53.770
a hotel. There you go. That's what's happening

02:01:53.770 --> 02:01:58.479
there. What do we got here? I don't know. Josh,

02:01:58.479 --> 02:02:00.579
they're calling it an organized crime family

02:02:00.579 --> 02:02:03.520
that used a local supermarket as a front for

02:02:03.520 --> 02:02:07.079
drug trafficking. Yeah, I often wonder, like,

02:02:07.119 --> 02:02:10.229
all these... businesses that don't have any cars

02:02:10.229 --> 02:02:13.210
in the parking lot i often wonder if it's laundering

02:02:13.210 --> 02:02:15.750
detectives went undercover and not only do they

02:02:15.750 --> 02:02:18.590
arrest the kingpins but they also got the mules

02:02:18.590 --> 02:02:23.930
they have a good they're filming the guy's shoes

02:02:23.930 --> 02:02:25.449
because he doesn't want to be seen on camera

02:02:25.449 --> 02:02:27.470
they should they should have done a voice changer

02:02:27.470 --> 02:02:31.680
he's got a very unique voice just chaos it was

02:02:31.680 --> 02:02:35.340
just chaos hiding his face out of fear of retribution

02:02:35.340 --> 02:02:37.880
from the owners and operators of this what an

02:02:37.880 --> 02:02:40.140
idiot why would you your fucking voices that'd

02:02:40.140 --> 02:02:42.659
be like if they like were to film my size 18

02:02:42.659 --> 02:02:46.180
shoes and be like yeah so i was like your voice

02:02:46.180 --> 02:02:49.560
is recognizable moron grocery store around the

02:02:49.560 --> 02:02:52.779
corner from his house yeah you're not telling

02:02:52.779 --> 02:02:56.600
all the fucking details about who you are I'm

02:02:56.600 --> 02:02:58.659
not saying the police didn't do their job. But

02:02:58.659 --> 02:03:00.380
I'm saying I've never seen anything like that.

02:03:00.500 --> 02:03:03.500
The Tampa Police Department says that Royal Supermarket

02:03:03.500 --> 02:03:06.500
on Floribrasca Avenue in Tampa was a one -stop

02:03:06.500 --> 02:03:09.779
shop for drugs. From fentanyl to cocaine. Hell

02:03:09.779 --> 02:03:13.060
yeah, it's a party! Synthetic marijuana and...

02:03:13.060 --> 02:03:18.020
That stuff gets me way too high. I saw a forensic

02:03:18.020 --> 02:03:21.220
team and I couldn't find any information about

02:03:21.220 --> 02:03:24.260
it. Allegedly sold right behind these doors by

02:03:24.260 --> 02:03:28.520
Rosales and DeJuan Green. Madness! And their

02:03:28.520 --> 02:03:31.060
partner, Blaze Morgato. Alright, so that's what's

02:03:31.060 --> 02:03:35.359
happening there. Yeah, someone tipped off the

02:03:35.359 --> 02:03:40.199
cops and got mad. Happy Hot Topic! Well, Parks

02:03:40.199 --> 02:03:42.460
and Rec officials in Palm Harbor say restrooms

02:03:42.460 --> 02:03:44.859
at Pop Stancil Park are closed to the public

02:03:44.859 --> 02:03:48.100
after a series of suspicious fires and vandalism.

02:03:48.180 --> 02:03:51.300
You got to ruin it for everyone else. I want

02:03:51.300 --> 02:03:52.699
you to take a look at your screen. This is the

02:03:52.699 --> 02:03:55.880
vandalism that the park's been dealing with for

02:03:55.880 --> 02:03:59.020
a while now. Palm Harbor Fire Rescue says fire.

02:03:59.279 --> 02:04:00.840
All right, so there you go. Then we got this.

02:04:02.110 --> 02:04:04.810
More than 100 volunteers coming out to the cemetery

02:04:04.810 --> 02:04:07.789
early in the morning, hoping to leave this place

02:04:07.789 --> 02:04:10.789
better off than the way they found it. Volunteers

02:04:10.789 --> 02:04:17.430
aren't trying to wake the dead. But instead,

02:04:17.590 --> 02:04:20.170
they tell me they're hoping to right a wrong.

02:04:20.289 --> 02:04:23.630
How did we all go to die? Why have to worry about

02:04:23.630 --> 02:04:27.829
things of this war? Even when we pass. After

02:04:27.829 --> 02:04:29.529
it was discovered that it was vandalized last

02:04:29.529 --> 02:04:31.770
week, the community came together and said, how

02:04:31.770 --> 02:04:34.409
can we help? Broken headstones and graffiti were

02:04:34.409 --> 02:04:37.270
found inside Old Memphis. God, you're a loser

02:04:37.270 --> 02:04:40.590
if you do that. Cemetery. It's so weird how there's

02:04:40.590 --> 02:04:43.329
a suburb called Memphis. Mm -hmm. Which made

02:04:43.329 --> 02:04:45.930
people realize that. That and San Antonio. The

02:04:45.930 --> 02:04:49.010
plots could use a lot more work than just prepares.

02:04:49.409 --> 02:04:51.970
I think it sends a message to whoever did this

02:04:51.970 --> 02:04:54.729
to let them know that we will not be defeated.

02:04:55.310 --> 02:04:58.609
Um, hang on. Nothing like spending a Saturday

02:04:58.609 --> 02:05:03.989
at a cemetery. Now we are just over a week away

02:05:03.989 --> 02:05:06.630
from the start of another hurricane season. Oh

02:05:06.630 --> 02:05:11.090
yeah, the local news has got a hard on. This

02:05:11.090 --> 02:05:14.850
is our Super Bowl. We hate to hear that. November

02:05:14.850 --> 02:05:18.310
17th through June 1st. Oh, whatever. Whatever

02:05:18.310 --> 02:05:20.710
November date it is. I think it's the 1st. But

02:05:20.710 --> 02:05:23.579
now it's like, hell yeah. We've got to talk about

02:05:23.579 --> 02:05:25.500
it in Florida. I don't want to hear about it.

02:05:25.640 --> 02:05:30.520
I'm going to manifest it. Experts warn loneliness

02:05:30.520 --> 02:05:33.500
is taking a toll on mental health. Tampa Bay

02:05:33.500 --> 02:05:35.979
28 reporter Annette Gutierrez spoke with a local

02:05:35.979 --> 02:05:39.159
expert. All right, so there's that. It's so funny.

02:05:39.239 --> 02:05:43.619
So I go through Fox 13, WFLA, WTSP, and Tampa

02:05:43.619 --> 02:05:47.359
Bay 28, and I think it's at Fox 13 that Scotty

02:05:47.359 --> 02:05:51.199
the body... Scott Tavlin, he has like a daytime

02:05:51.199 --> 02:05:53.680
show, which is fine. Make your money, bro. But

02:05:53.680 --> 02:05:57.920
it's so weird. On every screenshot, the like

02:05:57.920 --> 02:06:00.340
thumbnail, it's like this pose where it's like,

02:06:00.420 --> 02:06:02.779
oh my God, where they got each hand on their

02:06:02.779 --> 02:06:09.979
face like, oh my God, we're so wacky. Scotty.

02:06:10.600 --> 02:06:12.819
In Highlands County for you this morning, Sebring

02:06:12.819 --> 02:06:15.659
Police releasing new video after a woman reportedly

02:06:15.659 --> 02:06:17.920
drove her car into a crowd of people outside

02:06:17.920 --> 02:06:21.659
of a bar. That is why I just went to Pelican

02:06:21.659 --> 02:06:24.060
Pub. Got drunk and called it a day. I don't want

02:06:24.060 --> 02:06:26.319
to be around you mutants. Time for Fresno News.

02:06:38.039 --> 02:06:40.619
6ix9ine's tower, Fresno's loudest tower, Mike

02:06:40.619 --> 02:06:43.100
in his grip, got the - What up, Scottie? The

02:06:43.100 --> 02:06:45.819
burn? Dropping facts like boulders, words cut

02:06:45.819 --> 02:06:48.720
sharply, the city on his shoulders. News so raw,

02:06:48.859 --> 02:06:51.579
unfiltered truth spray, Fresno's posting every

02:06:51.579 --> 02:06:54.859
word that he say. No sugar coat, no bow, no disguise,

02:06:55.180 --> 02:06:58.460
I'll be in the - Fresno, is it live? Fresno,

02:06:58.460 --> 02:07:01.619
no, he don't hold back, spin so bold, keep the

02:07:01.619 --> 02:07:19.260
city on track. Fresno, there's no fear. We'll

02:07:19.260 --> 02:07:57.899
be right back. We'll be right back. If you are

02:07:57.899 --> 02:08:00.380
a nepo baby, you will probably hate it, but still

02:08:00.380 --> 02:08:07.340
listen to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Clifas

02:08:07.340 --> 02:08:09.899
police arrest a suspect accused of making felony

02:08:09.899 --> 02:08:14.439
criminal threats in a call yesterday to the Institute

02:08:14.439 --> 02:08:18.079
of Technology. She looks like a pig. Police arrested

02:08:18.079 --> 02:08:21.020
this woman, 21 -year -old Caitlin Willis. Wow,

02:08:21.180 --> 02:08:23.739
that is a rough 21. If I could describe it, she

02:08:23.739 --> 02:08:27.800
looks like a... Female Gen Z version of Rocky.

02:08:27.979 --> 02:08:31.000
Is it Rocky Dennis or whatever? Of Fresno. The

02:08:31.000 --> 02:08:33.760
Institute of Technology was evacuated after a

02:08:33.760 --> 02:08:36.340
caller threatened to shoot people. Oh, what a

02:08:36.340 --> 02:08:39.399
loser. It's time for the last play segment known

02:08:39.399 --> 02:08:44.720
as Cleveland News. Oops, that was my karma. I

02:08:44.720 --> 02:08:59.140
hit the wrong end. Chicago News. Static crackle,

02:08:59.140 --> 02:09:01.939
mic pops, the hour is hoppy. Cleveland skyline

02:09:01.939 --> 02:09:04.739
foggy, steel mills choppy. City on the Cuyahoga,

02:09:04.760 --> 02:09:07.300
hearts heavy, never sloppy. Radio waves carry

02:09:07.300 --> 02:09:09.760
tales, but they ain't gloves. The concrete jungle,

02:09:09.960 --> 02:09:12.819
potholes where dreams collapse. Downtown echoes

02:09:12.819 --> 02:09:14.819
the calves and faded calves past the preaching

02:09:14.819 --> 02:09:17.659
hustle. Corner kids trading maps where the vibe's

02:09:17.659 --> 02:09:20.079
Midwest, but the struggle overlaps. Cleveland

02:09:20.079 --> 02:09:23.859
news, where the truth gets raw. Rust belt blues,

02:09:24.079 --> 02:09:26.859
every crack, every flaw. Until the taste, no

02:09:26.859 --> 02:09:29.880
sugar, no drop. Hoppy on the mic spittin' facts,

02:09:30.039 --> 02:09:33.079
no law. Back alleys whisper, still grit in the

02:09:33.079 --> 02:09:36.039
air. Hoppy pullin' cards, city troops lay bare.

02:09:36.119 --> 02:09:38.640
Bar sharper than the skyline, no time to spare.

02:09:38.779 --> 02:09:41.239
Opinions heavy as the lake, but he don't care.

02:09:41.800 --> 02:09:44.920
Radio days, static hum in the booth. Voice boomin'

02:09:44.920 --> 02:09:46.819
through the speakers, hittin' with the truth.

02:09:47.039 --> 02:10:17.729
Tower city shadows. Let's go! Happy Hot Topic!

02:10:18.949 --> 02:10:21.989
A video now with more than 2 million views is

02:10:21.989 --> 02:10:24.670
putting a spotlight on gun violence in a Cleveland

02:10:24.670 --> 02:10:37.510
neighborhood. Take a listen. Sound safe? Hear

02:10:37.510 --> 02:10:38.810
those? They're mad. They're like, I just heard

02:10:38.810 --> 02:10:42.289
Robert's voice. News 5's Maya Lockett spoke with

02:10:42.289 --> 02:10:45.229
the realtor at the center now of that viral video.

02:10:45.899 --> 02:10:48.239
and with neighbors about what they want done

02:10:48.239 --> 02:10:51.079
about the crime they say they see all too often

02:10:51.079 --> 02:10:55.039
thornhill drive in cleveland is a quiet residential

02:10:55.039 --> 02:10:58.359
street lined with family homes just steps away

02:10:58.359 --> 02:11:02.300
from forest hills park it's a place where neighbors

02:11:02.300 --> 02:11:04.939
like michael nonley are forced to endure the

02:11:04.939 --> 02:11:09.340
sounds of gunshots including an incident thursday

02:11:09.340 --> 02:11:14.320
afternoon that one man captured on video Aiden

02:11:14.320 --> 02:11:17.260
Avgis is the team lead with Remax Infinity. So

02:11:17.260 --> 02:11:18.500
I run a real estate investment team. We sell

02:11:18.500 --> 02:11:21.239
a lot of east side of Cleveland, west side, stuff

02:11:21.239 --> 02:11:23.180
like that for investment properties. On Thursday

02:11:23.180 --> 02:11:25.439
afternoon, he was shooting a promotional video

02:11:25.439 --> 02:11:28.100
in front of a home on Thornhill Drive. All right,

02:11:28.100 --> 02:11:29.939
so there you go. There's that. What if it was

02:11:29.939 --> 02:11:33.079
staged? And then there's this. If you saw a giant

02:11:33.079 --> 02:11:35.399
grocery cart driving through downtown today,

02:11:35.500 --> 02:11:38.479
nope, you are not seeing things. Oh, yeah, this

02:11:38.479 --> 02:11:42.979
is typical Cleveland. The Giant Eagle, Giant

02:11:42.979 --> 02:11:45.640
Buggy rolled into town to rally Cavaliers fans

02:11:45.640 --> 02:11:48.380
ahead of tomorrow's playoff showdown. Yeah, that

02:11:48.380 --> 02:11:56.359
did not work. 848, and now we are taking a look

02:11:56.359 --> 02:11:59.600
over in Sandusky. That's a live look there at

02:11:59.600 --> 02:12:02.279
Cedar Point, where you can see, man, it is rainy,

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muggy. Oh, yeah. It's there. So now due to the

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weather, the park has now delayed the opening

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of its water park. Cedar Point Shores was supposed

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to host its opening day today, but has pushed

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it back to next Saturday, May 30th. Ah, it sucks

02:12:18.689 --> 02:12:22.850
and clown. And then there's this stupid video.

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Caps fans thinking they're going to win four

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in a row. The Cleveland Cavaliers are set to

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take the court on Monday for game four of their

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Eastern Conference final series with the New

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York Knicks. They're down 3 -0. It's a tough

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task, but this team is full of belief. First

02:12:38.909 --> 02:12:41.430
of all, here's the dumb coach. I mean, what are

02:12:41.430 --> 02:12:43.149
they supposed to say? I get it. But then you

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have James Harden, the biggest choker. And Donovan

02:12:47.149 --> 02:12:51.109
Mitchell is no saint either. Why do we believe?

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I had like eight great answers. Oh, really? You

02:12:56.890 --> 02:12:58.649
also had like eight time out sheeting years.

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They used to harbor here. We think this is hard.

02:13:40.739 --> 02:13:42.720
It could be worse though. At least we're not

02:13:42.720 --> 02:13:47.560
destroyed. We're not destroyed. The masses, of

02:13:47.560 --> 02:13:49.720
course, you know, keep looking at their old llamas

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and realizing how bad they must have gotten,

02:13:51.500 --> 02:13:57.420
you know? I mean, if you can get drunk and paint

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yourself orange and brown every Sunday, you might

02:14:00.500 --> 02:14:13.640
realize, I live in Cleveland. You're trying to

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find a little house that you can't afford because

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of the mortgage crisis and your horrible little

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floppy kids who have diabetes by the time they're

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eight and they live on corn syrup and lye. And

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then you look at your big bloated mess of a wife

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where she waddles towards you with her front

02:14:27.460 --> 02:14:29.539
butt spilling out over the top of her ass and

02:14:29.539 --> 02:14:31.920
long shoes. And you think, I'm going to go shoot

02:14:31.920 --> 02:14:33.760
myself and my pregnant 12 -year -old daughter,

02:14:33.779 --> 02:16:22.970
right? Thank you for watching. Oh, yeah! Yeah,

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hey, I'd like a $9 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh,

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do you have an $1 ,000 one? Yeah, good, and if

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you got an albino, send her up, too. In, like,

02:16:33.549 --> 02:16:35.790
20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so get them

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up there. I had, like, half a bottle of melatonin,

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six beers, this whole f***ing bucket of chicken.

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What is it now, Hooper? Have you turned on the

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Why don't I put some firecrackers up your buttholes?

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Now, that's a good... Well, not that specific,

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but... Mr. Great Grandpappy. Oh, he loves him.

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I told you not, never ever not, no damn, don't

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ever verbulate that man's name in the house again.

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Who thinks that's his name? Someone must wear

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a little too busy band. And business cards. Don't

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you go Facebook him on the iPod, neither. Sheriff

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says you're right from down hell down at the

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library. Yeah, you know I did. You're in a live

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robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's

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costume? Where's my shiny metal ass? It doesn't

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look so shiny to me. It's not any older than

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yours, mate bag. And that is that. Poppy Hour.

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Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. Reminder, if you don't

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at age 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.

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Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's

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but the truth is, I have a condition known as

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skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.

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In a recent study, I thank you all for having

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friends and family, having a college education.

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I have even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area

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as an honored personality for many years. Always

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remember that people with autism want the same

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things as you, to be happy and successful. To

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find out more about autism, please contact your

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local mental health center or visit AutismStreet

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.org. This is Dan Bernanke, and I appreciate

02:34:48.879 --> 02:34:55.129
your kindness. Thank you. We'll see you next

02:34:55.129 --> 02:35:22.879
time. Eardrums mix to hoppy like fingers without

02:35:22.879 --> 02:35:26.139
rings VHX to FM, shoutouts hit the street But

02:35:26.139 --> 02:35:28.299
soon the sound will vanish like shadows in the

02:35:28.299 --> 02:35:32.180
heat The hoppy hour is coming to a close Radio

02:35:32.180 --> 02:35:35.120
waves waving like a wilting rose Laughers and

02:35:35.120 --> 02:35:38.200
joy dissolving in the air both keep the rhythm

02:35:38.200 --> 02:35:46.799
Oh life's just so unfair Moonlight's buzzing

02:35:46.799 --> 02:35:50.969
but the laugh is rolling dim Thank you for watching!

02:36:20.170 --> 02:36:22.610
Like clockwork to a show Now it's time to face

02:36:22.610 --> 02:36:25.389
the silence Like a TV on snow, right? Hoppy held

02:36:25.389 --> 02:36:28.229
the mic With humor so divine The void left in

02:36:28.229 --> 02:36:36.989
our hearts Wider than a canyon line Lines Empty

02:36:36.989 --> 02:36:39.350
speakers, silence I've become into an end Like

02:36:39.350 --> 02:36:41.489
a rollercoaster stopping How the rivers bend

02:36:41.489 --> 02:36:44.930
Hoppy's chosen that He's our daily grind Now

02:36:44.930 --> 02:36:47.010
silence flowers And the thoughts we can't rewind

02:36:47.010 --> 02:37:30.969
We're hopping out already You probably had Taco

02:37:30.969 --> 02:37:34.190
Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all

02:37:34.190 --> 02:38:06.750
I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day. This

02:38:06.750 --> 02:38:10.969
concludes our broadcast day. Good night and God

02:38:10.969 --> 02:38:12.069
bless America.