Hoppe In The House!!

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. I see what's going on with these brats.

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TMZ has learned that the Alex versus Alex beef

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has no singular explosive moment behind it. It's

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just two blondes that think they're better than

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each other. It's just a slow burn that's boiling

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over again. So let me give you a recap of everything

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you need to know. Sources close to the situation

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tell us the drama all kind of started when Earl

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teamed up with Cooper to launch the Hot Mess

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podcast. Oh, yeah, we all loved it. Through the

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Unwell Network. They started not really seeing

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eye to eye. The dynamic shifted. Yeah, you know,

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I hope Cooper is just thinking she's smarter

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than everybody. Even though she has ghostwriters.

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And then things really hit the fan. Which makes

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you wonder if she's even good at sex. In February

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of 2025, when Earl's contract was up, our sources

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say that Cooper and the Unwell Network weren't

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giving Earl what she felt she deserved. Yeah,

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you know, it's really weird. Like, she looks

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just like Alex Cooper, just basic blonde. And

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that it wasn't just a singular issue, but a combo

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of business and personal disagreement. All right,

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so there's that. And let's see if we can unpack

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this a little more. See if we can unbutton it

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a little more. This headline just does not want

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to go away. Alex Earl. Hey, girl. The passive

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aggressive repost. I love how Alex Cooper is

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acting like she's not passive aggressive. The

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likes and the commenting on things. I got to

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call you out here. You need to get specific and

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just say what you got to say about me. Hi. we

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think you're talented but kind of a brat no nda

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no one is stopping you because i'm really tired

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of waking up and you know what they you you know

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what this is this is tamper radio reference this

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is like bomber versus kelter they're the absolute

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same person they look alike they do the same

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thing and they're just threatened seeing you

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using this big drama to distract from other going

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online for you not interested Alex Earl commenting

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on Alex Cooper's TikTok writing, okay, on it.

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Yeah, she didn't know what to say. But she's

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a moron. This comes after the ongoing feud. Rumors

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seem to be reaching a boiling point after. Oh,

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yeah. Earl reposted this TikTok made from this

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woman named the Bravo Mom who had a lot of followers.

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But she's like commenting on Call Her Daddy while

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in her car. There is nothing more pathetic than

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a car selfie video on TikTok. It's low production.

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It shows that you're very impulsive and you think

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you're smarter than us. by the Bravo Mom, where

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she shared her take on Alex Cooper's drama -filled

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interviews on Call Her Daddy. Yeah, you know,

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you want to have an interesting interview, heaven

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forbid. Oh, but the Bravo Mom chimed in. Oh,

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the real genius. Honestly, compare Alex Cooper

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to an ambulance chaser. You just had the most

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horrific accident of your life. You're, you know,

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hanging on by a thread. So are you. Who the hell

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is the Bravo Mom? You got a lot of followers,

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but... Who are you, honey? Don't know if you're

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gonna make it, and she's the first one there.

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Alex Earl was a guest on Call Her Daddy back...

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So there's that, and then there's this. Alex

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Earl reveals the exact moment she saw Alex Cooper's

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video about their ongoing feud. She was getting

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plaid by Tom Brady a bit. The influencer's friends

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film the moment she learned of Alex Cooper's

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viral TikTok, urging Alex Earl to address their

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beef head -on. Oh, yeah! You can address me head

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-on whenever... The influencer's friends filmed

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the moment she learned of Alex Cooper's viral

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TikTok video urging Alex Earl to address their

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beat head on. They really like that line, head

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on. Over an April 14th TikTok video, if you're

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wondering, this is how I was woken up the morning

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after Coachella. Oh, this is totally not staged.

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No wonder you got let go from the Unwell Network.

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You're not funny. No, I don't usually dress this

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kind of stuff because... Oh, this is so fake!

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Why is everything fake? You'd be good on a prank

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call morning show. It feels like a waste of time

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and honestly, no. This is how boring you are,

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Alex, is that you're pretending you didn't know

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about it, honey. I'm gonna look like I just woke

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up in bed. Wow. I hate to say it, but, um, I

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would say that Alex Cooper won that battle. I

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would say she came out on top. She probably likes

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doing it on top. I am so stupid. Alrighty. I

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saw this, Helen. And this made me absolutely

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mad. And I thought about how I was going to address

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this last night. I think about what I'm going

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to say the next, you know, it seems like it's

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off the cuff, but there's a point to this. Okay.

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I do think in domestic violence situations, when

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a man hits a woman, it's a hundred times worse

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than when a woman hits a man. Because men have

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testosterone, men have adrenaline, men have muscles.

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So it's totally not fair when a man beats up

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a woman. But just because it is worse than a

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man does it, does not mean that women should

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be able to get away with it. And when I saw this

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headline, this made me mad. Because this is setting

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a precedent that women can beat up men. And I

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don't want to hear from the Taylor -Frankie -Paul

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fans. Well, first of all, if you're a fan of

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her, you're a moron. But I don't want to hear,

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oh, well, you know, you don't know what the man

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did before. That's what's said about men when

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everything about women. It's a double standard.

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And because Taylor Frankie Paul is hot, she gets

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away with it. But she'll always be remembered

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as a deadbeat mom and a sociopathic loser. Reality

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TV star Taylor Frankie Paul will not face new

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criminal charges. Oh, that's good. If there wasn't

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video, I would maybe hit it. We saw her beat

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the crap out of her dude. Now, he's a loser as

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well. Don't get me wrong here. But this is an

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embarrassment. This is why the world laughs at

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us. We allow domestic violence from women. From

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multiple domestic violence allegations. Yeah,

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here's the update in this one. Prosecutors in

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Utah say that some of the incidents didn't rise

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to a crime. Others didn't have a... Oh, Utah

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said so. There are a bunch of losers out there.

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Believe it in the Mormon cult. Of course, they're

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going to side with her. Again. It must be amazing

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being a woman. I'm not saying you should commit

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crimes and think that women should get away with

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it. And I'm not saying that. You know what I'm

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saying? What I'm trying to say is this. It drives

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me absolutely nuts to double standard that beautiful

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women can do whatever they want. They can sleep

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with their students, get 20 months probation.

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A man sleeps with his student, five years jail.

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A man beats up a woman, which is worse than a

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woman beating up a man, I will say. The man gets

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five years. A woman does it, no charges. And

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the women want equal rights. Women go, oh, we're

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not treated well in the workplace. If you want

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equal rights, then you should be charged equally.

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Enough evidence to move forward. The investigation

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involves... There's not enough evidence. You

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see her beating the crap out of them. This is

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her paying off the judge. Claims from her ex

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-partner with both sides accusing each other

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of abuse. And of course... So then charge him

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as well. This new video came. There's, she threw

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a, she threw a burst. Now that everybody was

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talking about the decision comes. You look at

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those eyes. She's a crazy broad. As the two of

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them continue to fight over protective orders.

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There's a court hearing set for later this month.

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And of course, listen, I'm glad that they brought

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a kid into the room. But can you imagine having

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both of those losers as your parents? That would

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suck. Taylor, Frankie, Paul, you may be beautiful.

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You're crazy. And you make women look bad. Oh,

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yeah. It is Friday. I hope you appreciate the

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consistency of shows I put out because next week

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I'll probably do one or two jumbo shows. But

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the thing is, I'm going home to Chicago and I

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got a lot of people I got to see because I'm

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so popular. I couldn't even say that with a normal

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voice. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan

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Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. Hey, it's Scott

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Rizzuto from The Riz Show in St. Louis, and you're

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listening to my man, Ryan Hoppy, on the Hoppy

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Hour. Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy is your alternative

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to the typical morning show with fake dating

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segments. Welcome to Hoppy Hour. In your heart,

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you know he's right. Door is closing. Hi, this

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is Ryan Hoppy's mom and you're listening to Hoppy

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Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy.

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Yes, now. What? No, no, no, no. If I hit this

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button, boom, the whole program's going to start.

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Okay, we'll hit it. All right. The semen was

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so big. Hello? Something completely different.

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Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.

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This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Oh, yeah. For

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the next two days, I will be in St. Petersburg,

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Florida. And then after that, I'm going to be

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in the city. Not in Chicago. No. And in Minneapolis.

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And in honor of me being in Chicago. Let me turn

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this on. We got this new premiere called Hoppies

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in the House. Say, turn it louder, turn it louder.

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I got it. Puppies in the house, talk that talk.

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We call them all out. From Chi -town blocks to

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the Tampa sun. If you're scared of the truth,

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better start to run. 6 '9", big mic, big talk.

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Midwest made, now he run the Gulf Coast walk.

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Morning show, but the topic's grown. Spilling

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tea on your favorite phones blown. Yeah, he laughing

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in his deadline. Rich and elite, y 'all out of

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your mind. Red coffee room was messy in the sheets

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If they did dirt, he replayed the receipts Hey,

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hey, hoppies in the house Hands up, hands up,

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wild in the crowd Say, hoppy hour, hoppy hour

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Say, turn it louder, turn it louder Hey, hey,

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hoppies in the house Hey, hoppies in the house

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And I'm all out from I'm so freaking excited.

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I'm not excited about the layover in Atlanta.

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Now I see a lot of my radio friends. Oh, yeah.

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Y 'all, do you want me to be honest? So last

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night I was trying to get into mode of Chicago.

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I do this every year because it's a lot to fly

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home and leave at my cat. I'm getting a cat sitter

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and I'll get to that in a second. But I listen

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to old Chicago radio. To try to get into the

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zone And last night I was listening to Mancow's

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old CD Because I'm not one of the guys in radio

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That claims that I come up with original ideas

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I'll give credit to where I get ideas from So

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that song was called Hoppy's in the House Here

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is Mancow's in the House You'll see where I'm

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kind of going Yeah Yeah, I'm kicking it. I'm

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kicking it with the Rock 1035 crew, fool. So

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we're busting a little something something for

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you. Mad Cow's definitely in the house. So let's

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rock, Chicago. Come on now. Mad Cow was in the

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house. Mad Cow was in the house. Mad Cow was

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in the house. Mad Cow was in the house. Mad Cow

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was in the house. You see the vibe I was going

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for? That is a vibe. It'll get the girls going

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crazy. I got it. All right. I want to talk about

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something real quick. Why does everybody care

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if Joey Fatone goes to Mar -a -Lago or not? It's

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obvious we've heard from Lance Bass's husband

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that Joey Fatone doesn't know how to hold on

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to his money. And if you would have paid me to

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go to Mar -a -Lago, now I wouldn't be partaking

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in the sketchy things that go on in Mar -a -Lago.

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But you better believe I'd be there. Pay me $50

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,000 to perform Hoppy Hour. I might get banned

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for what I say about Trump. You can give me the

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money. Yesterday, I saw this guy on TikTok that

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I think is living a lie. You know what the lie

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is? It was this gay black guy and he goes, I

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am no longer gay and I have been surrendered

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and saved by Jesus. And I'm going on my first

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day with a woman. And I'm thinking, give it a

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little warm -up. She'll be going down on the

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guy. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

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Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Man,

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you know how serious I am about this podcast?

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And this job is the fact that I dream about board

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hopping. Drives me nuts! Maybe I've had so many

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traumatic moments, Florida being like when the

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C word went over the radio on the phone. Maybe

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they shouldn't have the producers editing it

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while on mushrooms. But that was very traumatic.

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So yesterday was tax day. I just, I don't like

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doing my taxes. I don't know if anybody likes

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doing their taxes. But you know what I say that

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I usually never get recognized? When I get recognized

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in public, it's never when I'm with a hot -ass

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girl on a first date or looking dressed up at

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a comic bar. That's when my hair's looking raggedy.

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And I got a little bit of sand in my eyes. I

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was at the H &R Block on MLK and St. Pete. And

00:16:11.019 --> 00:16:13.159
I had this like 75 -year -old guy named Jim who

00:16:13.159 --> 00:16:15.960
did my taxes. Wasn't the friendliest guy, but

00:16:15.960 --> 00:16:17.639
you don't really need a friendly tax person.

00:16:17.759 --> 00:16:20.600
I was in and out in 45 minutes. I got to give

00:16:20.600 --> 00:16:24.539
him a good review. And this guy goes into the

00:16:24.539 --> 00:16:28.340
cubicle and goes, yo, what up, papi? And he gives

00:16:28.340 --> 00:16:29.840
me a knuckle. And then the guy was like, did

00:16:29.840 --> 00:16:32.299
you know that person? I was like, nope. Then

00:16:32.299 --> 00:16:34.419
I was explaining to him radio. Seemed very confused.

00:16:36.240 --> 00:16:40.700
I'm sad. So I want to see Soulja Boy in concert.

00:16:40.879 --> 00:16:46.120
Oh, that'd be great. You cranked up. Here's the

00:16:46.120 --> 00:16:51.580
problem. He's performing on May 9th. You know

00:16:51.580 --> 00:16:58.980
who else is performing on a May 9th? is the artist

00:16:58.980 --> 00:17:04.799
known as Kid Cudi. And if I were to choose between

00:17:04.799 --> 00:17:09.339
Kid Cudi and Soulja Boy with the opener of Lil

00:17:09.339 --> 00:17:15.299
Xan, I'm probably gonna choose Kid Cudi. His

00:17:15.299 --> 00:17:20.180
music speaks to me. So I'm hoping to manifest

00:17:20.180 --> 00:17:22.359
that it's a little overpriced because of this.

00:17:22.720 --> 00:17:26.779
Scumbags, the Live Nation. The last night of

00:17:26.779 --> 00:17:30.339
that cowhouse. One of my favorite cow bars. And

00:17:30.339 --> 00:17:32.359
my friend Kelly goes, did you hear that the new

00:17:32.359 --> 00:17:35.460
Aldi's is opening up on 4th Street? Oh my God.

00:17:36.220 --> 00:17:38.859
I know I'm growing up. This is millennial. I'm

00:17:38.859 --> 00:17:41.640
getting older. That is the genuine excitement

00:17:41.640 --> 00:17:44.480
I had about an Aldi's being two minutes from

00:17:44.480 --> 00:17:51.259
my house. Made my day. It's also right next door

00:17:51.259 --> 00:17:54.380
to where I worked at at 102 .5 The Bone. So I

00:17:54.380 --> 00:17:56.480
wonder if I'll see Dizzy, that little bitch.

00:17:57.920 --> 00:18:00.980
If I saw him, I'd have to literally put my neck

00:18:00.980 --> 00:18:04.039
down and look at him. Hi, buddy. I can barely

00:18:04.039 --> 00:18:10.000
see him. Go, Baymax! You know what's one of the

00:18:10.000 --> 00:18:13.339
worst feelings? Man, you're at home. And you're

00:18:13.339 --> 00:18:16.859
trying to smoke a little bit. And you know what

00:18:16.859 --> 00:18:21.559
happens? Is your lighter dies. And I had this

00:18:21.559 --> 00:18:24.000
lighter that's been with me through a second.

00:18:24.579 --> 00:18:29.519
And the lighter just decides to not work last

00:18:29.519 --> 00:18:36.480
night. It's kind of like a downer. And it's like,

00:18:36.559 --> 00:18:39.539
well, I could go to 7 -Eleven. I've gotten really

00:18:39.539 --> 00:18:43.839
lazy recently. Thanks to Uber Eats and the thing

00:18:43.839 --> 00:18:46.960
known as Amazon. I never want to leave my house.

00:18:47.220 --> 00:18:49.380
One of my neighbors that moved out has this like

00:18:49.380 --> 00:18:53.920
circular chair. Or not chair, this circular table.

00:18:54.039 --> 00:18:56.579
And I just sit there and do my work. Mm -hmm.

00:18:58.700 --> 00:19:00.400
It's better not to have you around in general

00:19:00.400 --> 00:19:04.299
masses anyway. I offend them. And I have this

00:19:04.299 --> 00:19:07.900
new thing I've been doing. I'm obsessed with

00:19:07.900 --> 00:19:10.700
my screen time. Right now I'm averaging 2 hours

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and 15 minutes on my cell phone. And my record

00:19:16.160 --> 00:19:19.160
is 2 hours and 32 minutes. And every week I try

00:19:19.160 --> 00:19:21.460
to do it less and less. Now my screen time on

00:19:21.460 --> 00:19:24.539
my laptop is a lot different. But that's me doing

00:19:24.539 --> 00:19:29.640
work and overthinking things. It's an interesting

00:19:29.640 --> 00:19:31.779
thing. You don't realize how much you grab your

00:19:31.779 --> 00:19:36.599
phone until you try to, you know, grab your phone.

00:19:37.660 --> 00:19:40.579
I do a checklist on Google Keep. Everyone talks

00:19:40.579 --> 00:19:42.599
about Google Docs, but Google Keep's like kind

00:19:42.599 --> 00:19:44.799
of like a, it's like a Post -it note app kind

00:19:44.799 --> 00:19:46.799
of. And you write down what you got to do. And

00:19:46.799 --> 00:19:48.599
when you're done, sometimes I have that void

00:19:48.599 --> 00:19:50.539
where I'm done with work for the day. Like today,

00:19:50.599 --> 00:19:52.279
I got to make like seven, eight videos and I'm

00:19:52.279 --> 00:19:55.359
doing the Hammer and Hank show. So it's going

00:19:55.359 --> 00:20:01.380
to be a very busy day. I saw that that girl passed

00:20:01.380 --> 00:20:03.720
away. She was like 18 or 19. She passed away

00:20:03.720 --> 00:20:06.819
from the consumptions of energy drinks. And of

00:20:06.819 --> 00:20:09.740
course my mom messages me a message about how

00:20:09.740 --> 00:20:11.680
she's worried about my energy drink consumption.

00:20:12.140 --> 00:20:14.660
Now I have it in the Yeti cup in the studio because

00:20:14.660 --> 00:20:17.299
we cannot have any open drinks here at the studio.

00:20:17.819 --> 00:20:20.220
I'm going to drink on it real quick in her honor.

00:20:23.119 --> 00:20:25.940
Listen, do I think energy drinks are good for

00:20:25.940 --> 00:20:32.509
me? No. Do I kind of need them to operate when

00:20:32.509 --> 00:20:35.930
I've done 94 hoppy hours this year and hammer

00:20:35.930 --> 00:20:40.589
and hang shows combined and made 370 videos with

00:20:40.589 --> 00:20:45.309
70 downloads? Shut up, bro. Yeah, I would say

00:20:45.309 --> 00:20:49.730
I probably need the adrenaline. I'll die of something.

00:20:50.450 --> 00:20:52.690
Let me take a sip of this prime energy, by the

00:20:52.690 --> 00:20:58.730
way. A little PSA. I know the prices of energy

00:20:58.730 --> 00:21:02.230
drinks have gone up. Everyone's freaking out.

00:21:04.630 --> 00:21:07.470
If you go to Wawa on 4th Street, I'm not sure

00:21:07.470 --> 00:21:10.369
if other Wawas are doing it. They have not one

00:21:10.369 --> 00:21:13.369
of the skinny prime energies that's the size

00:21:13.369 --> 00:21:16.609
of Logan Paul's penis. No, one of the big ones

00:21:16.609 --> 00:21:19.009
that's the size of mine. Yeah, they have Iboga.

00:21:19.930 --> 00:21:23.029
$1 .99 for one that's the size of like a Monster

00:21:23.029 --> 00:21:26.849
Energy. Oh, yeah. Y 'all be ready to go. I'll

00:21:26.849 --> 00:21:28.730
sing this song. We're ready to go right now.

00:21:30.369 --> 00:21:34.930
So last night, had an interesting night. I paid

00:21:34.930 --> 00:21:38.630
for the NBA package this year. It's actually

00:21:38.630 --> 00:21:43.690
affordable, unlike those scumbags over at the

00:21:43.690 --> 00:21:45.869
NFL. But here's the problem, ladies and gentlemen,

00:21:45.890 --> 00:21:49.089
boys and girls. was a lot of times when it's

00:21:49.089 --> 00:21:51.410
a meaningless game in January, it's hard to have

00:21:51.410 --> 00:21:54.730
the attention span. Last night, the Golden State

00:21:54.730 --> 00:21:59.150
Warriors won the first game of the play -in tournament

00:21:59.150 --> 00:22:02.309
as the 10th seed, being up the 9th seed Clippers.

00:22:02.369 --> 00:22:04.630
And we'll break it down more during Happy's Hoops.

00:22:04.670 --> 00:22:09.369
But all I got is Stephen Curry, my hero. Mm -hmm.

00:22:10.529 --> 00:22:14.309
Man, he hit that three -pointer to take the lead

00:22:14.309 --> 00:22:17.099
and never looked back. But you know what I'm

00:22:17.099 --> 00:22:21.079
realizing? That I'm getting a little ulner. I

00:22:21.079 --> 00:22:22.940
used to be able to watch an NBA game until 1

00:22:22.940 --> 00:22:30.480
a .m. And be asleep at 1 .05 a .m. Man, I did

00:22:30.480 --> 00:22:37.539
not go to bed until probably around 2 .30. I

00:22:37.539 --> 00:22:41.339
am dragging ass right now. I don't know how people

00:22:41.339 --> 00:22:46.440
do it. I don't know if I can club anymore. Seems

00:22:46.440 --> 00:22:53.500
like a lot of stress. So I'm flying this weekend.

00:22:55.039 --> 00:22:59.200
And I'm actually flying, let me see here. I'm

00:22:59.200 --> 00:23:02.859
going on a combined three flights. One to Atlanta

00:23:02.859 --> 00:23:05.759
and one to Chicago. I don't want to be in Atlanta.

00:23:09.059 --> 00:23:13.750
But then I'm going to Minneapolis. for three

00:23:13.750 --> 00:23:16.230
days after being in Chicago for five days. And

00:23:16.230 --> 00:23:19.950
there's two parts. I really wish you could bring

00:23:19.950 --> 00:23:22.670
your own liquids on the plane. I get why they

00:23:22.670 --> 00:23:25.609
don't do it. But my God, I would love nothing

00:23:25.609 --> 00:23:28.349
more than just to bring some coffee, bring some

00:23:28.349 --> 00:23:33.529
energy drinks and be good to go. And the food's

00:23:33.529 --> 00:23:35.650
going to be overpriced and I'm going to be stuck

00:23:35.650 --> 00:23:41.240
in Atlanta. But at least I got to see my radio

00:23:41.240 --> 00:23:43.420
friends, have Chicago food, and see my family.

00:23:44.240 --> 00:23:47.839
But oh my God, am I going to miss my camp. These

00:23:47.839 --> 00:23:50.259
past few days, I've been just hanging out with

00:23:50.259 --> 00:23:52.940
Luna. She has no idea. I wish I could put into

00:23:52.940 --> 00:23:55.039
her brain a little chip that says, Dad's going

00:23:55.039 --> 00:23:57.839
to be gone for eight days. It'll all work out.

00:24:00.180 --> 00:24:03.019
That's going to be her. I had to go on to site

00:24:03.019 --> 00:24:09.140
rover .com. The good rover site. And let me tell

00:24:09.140 --> 00:24:12.180
you, I hired this woman who seems like a really

00:24:12.180 --> 00:24:15.099
good cat lady. Not too crazy, but passionate

00:24:15.099 --> 00:24:17.319
about cats. She had like over a thousand reviews.

00:24:17.960 --> 00:24:19.920
And it's 20 bucks a day and she's going to go

00:24:19.920 --> 00:24:22.980
there and feed my cat. But I'm not saying my

00:24:22.980 --> 00:24:25.279
house is messy because it's not. But there's

00:24:25.279 --> 00:24:30.359
a difference between having a whiner and having

00:24:30.359 --> 00:24:34.799
a guy over. And what happened, ladies and gentlemen,

00:24:34.799 --> 00:24:37.839
boys and girls, is last night I was scrubbing.

00:24:39.500 --> 00:24:41.680
trying to get ready to have this woman over on

00:24:41.680 --> 00:24:47.940
rover .com. And what happens is you have to like

00:24:47.940 --> 00:24:50.559
request people. And my mom was freaking out.

00:24:50.579 --> 00:24:51.900
She's like, I don't know if you'll be able to

00:24:51.900 --> 00:24:54.000
get someone in time. So I go on the site and

00:24:54.000 --> 00:24:56.400
I applied for like five people and all five people

00:24:56.400 --> 00:25:00.119
hit me up. And it's probably the douchiness in

00:25:00.119 --> 00:25:05.859
me. But I did this thing where I only got back

00:25:05.859 --> 00:25:09.559
to the woman I actually wanted. And then the

00:25:09.559 --> 00:25:11.220
rest of them, I just kind of blocked. I was like,

00:25:11.279 --> 00:25:13.859
sorry. I don't have the guts to say I don't need

00:25:13.859 --> 00:25:18.319
you. It's not that I'm a coward. I just don't

00:25:18.319 --> 00:25:22.440
have the energy. And finally, I don't even know

00:25:22.440 --> 00:25:25.900
what more we can say about this. Tampa Bay goes,

00:25:26.039 --> 00:25:29.680
why don't we get the respect of the big cities?

00:25:31.359 --> 00:25:35.319
Canales County, Hillsborough County. Hernando

00:25:35.319 --> 00:25:38.180
County is crazy. Pasco County is Pasco County.

00:25:39.460 --> 00:25:42.519
Manatee County, the Bay Area, always wants respect.

00:25:43.059 --> 00:25:46.039
But then they allowed Jeffrey Knight to just

00:25:46.039 --> 00:25:49.500
get away with taking a Hispanic man's life while

00:25:49.500 --> 00:25:54.400
he totally wasn't a mushroom. He was sober. And

00:25:54.400 --> 00:25:59.579
the fact that this area just allowed him to get

00:25:59.579 --> 00:26:03.339
away with it. I never, ever want to hear this

00:26:03.339 --> 00:26:05.740
area go, why don't we get respect? Because you

00:26:05.740 --> 00:26:09.359
let him get away with it. And that's your daily

00:26:09.359 --> 00:26:14.019
reminder that Jeffrey Knight is a scum. I'm back.

00:26:16.079 --> 00:26:19.680
All righty. Time for Hoppy's Inbox. It's time

00:26:19.680 --> 00:26:22.359
for Hoppy's Inbox. Only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan

00:26:22.359 --> 00:26:27.670
Hoppy. So I did an AI Lego. Making fun of Alex

00:26:27.670 --> 00:26:31.569
Era. And, uh, you know, uh, what happened? Mm

00:26:31.569 --> 00:26:36.369
-hmm. Meredith from Orlando and the Freak Show

00:26:36.369 --> 00:26:42.230
and Wild 94 and 199. Here's the thing, ladies

00:26:42.230 --> 00:26:43.910
and gentlemen, boys and girls. She commented,

00:26:44.150 --> 00:26:47.789
I think this is a prettier version of me is what

00:26:47.789 --> 00:26:49.829
Meredith said. And I said, oh, don't talk yourself

00:26:49.829 --> 00:26:52.609
down. You're beautiful inside and out. Also,

00:26:52.730 --> 00:26:56.190
Alex and Alex are not as genuine or cool as you.

00:26:57.049 --> 00:27:00.930
So then I shared this video. It's on my Facebook.

00:27:01.349 --> 00:27:07.369
Meredith has a new show. It's called Headline

00:27:07.369 --> 00:27:10.470
and High Heels of Meredith. It's going to be

00:27:10.470 --> 00:27:15.549
on RHS TV, Apple TV, Roku, Amazon Fire. Follow

00:27:15.549 --> 00:27:19.150
Meredith to learn more about him. And in honor

00:27:19.150 --> 00:27:23.470
of the radio legend that is known as Meredith.

00:27:24.619 --> 00:27:27.420
I worked with NJ. I worked with Orlando. It's

00:27:27.420 --> 00:27:35.839
time for the Mayor Horn. Mm -hmm. Awesome. Someone

00:27:35.839 --> 00:27:39.700
comments, Ryan, thank you for calling out the

00:27:39.700 --> 00:27:41.880
double standards when it comes to women getting

00:27:41.880 --> 00:27:45.019
away with crimes. Your words are appreciated.

00:27:46.460 --> 00:27:51.160
Thank you, my friend. That's what I'm here for.

00:27:51.480 --> 00:27:57.599
That's why Hoppy's in the house. Enough of that.

00:27:57.680 --> 00:28:01.140
Let's see what's going on on Instagram. Mm -hmm.

00:28:04.779 --> 00:28:07.480
It's just like an HPV board. It won't go on.

00:28:07.720 --> 00:28:12.180
I'm Neil Long. He's a hot -ass cougar. Which,

00:28:12.240 --> 00:28:15.180
by the way, everyone knows I love my cougars.

00:28:20.079 --> 00:28:24.799
She said that she loves dating young men because

00:28:24.799 --> 00:28:27.440
they're fun and they go home. Who think if you're

00:28:27.440 --> 00:28:29.980
looking for a partner, you have to be actively

00:28:29.980 --> 00:28:34.119
out there in order to meet. But I also am not

00:28:34.119 --> 00:28:37.039
in that space right now. So in the meantime,

00:28:37.400 --> 00:28:40.440
in the meantime, men are not a priority. There

00:28:40.440 --> 00:28:44.240
seems to be an uptick in women enjoying the company

00:28:44.240 --> 00:28:47.960
of younger men. Hell yeah. We can go to power

00:28:47.960 --> 00:28:50.680
town. Uh huh. I like this idea. I'm a big fan

00:28:50.680 --> 00:28:53.299
of this. I love it. Why not? Isn't that a sin

00:28:53.299 --> 00:28:55.599
yet? See, I told you I'm not really out there.

00:28:55.839 --> 00:28:58.819
I got to get out there. Come on, dude. You got

00:28:58.819 --> 00:29:03.259
to do it. On the apps. No. Neolong, you'd cut

00:29:03.259 --> 00:29:05.779
on the apps. They have one for famous people.

00:29:05.920 --> 00:29:09.220
They do? They do. What's it called? Raya. I've

00:29:09.220 --> 00:29:11.920
heard of Raya. Oh, wow. I feel stupider for listening

00:29:11.920 --> 00:29:15.960
to them. Sometimes these podcasts, I'm like,

00:29:15.980 --> 00:29:18.859
you don't need a podcast. Clavicular goes live

00:29:18.859 --> 00:29:23.630
after overdosing in Miami. Wait, what type of

00:29:23.630 --> 00:29:28.130
maxing was it? Live maxing. I'm feeling good,

00:29:28.190 --> 00:29:31.390
dude. I'm chilling. I'm chilling, man. All right,

00:29:31.410 --> 00:29:37.750
good. Good for you. He's loser maxing. Get what

00:29:37.750 --> 00:29:41.650
I did there. Let's see here. Drink Champs host

00:29:41.650 --> 00:29:45.769
Nori. Nori, whatever it is. I don't worry. Opens

00:29:45.769 --> 00:29:48.069
up about his previous interview with Offset and

00:29:48.069 --> 00:29:51.420
why he didn't ask if he slept with Sweetie. interview

00:29:51.420 --> 00:29:54.980
with Takeoff and Quavo together. By the way,

00:29:55.000 --> 00:29:58.059
the Migos, just to be very clear, is still probably

00:29:58.059 --> 00:30:00.740
my favorite hip -hop group of this generation

00:30:00.740 --> 00:30:05.160
because I just love what they have. They legends.

00:30:05.539 --> 00:30:12.200
And by the way, because we're dipping into a

00:30:12.200 --> 00:30:14.740
conversation where it seems like me and Offset

00:30:14.740 --> 00:30:18.460
had beef. We didn't have beef. What it was was...

00:30:19.420 --> 00:30:21.720
He asked me for a certain thing that I actually

00:30:21.720 --> 00:30:25.539
did. I just didn't do it. You took out the question

00:30:25.539 --> 00:30:27.900
of he didn't talk about him sleeping with Sweetie,

00:30:27.900 --> 00:30:30.460
which offset asking about it not being there

00:30:30.460 --> 00:30:35.319
means that he slept with Sweetie. Whether or

00:30:35.319 --> 00:30:38.140
not offset. Piece of ass. Slept with Sweetie.

00:30:38.140 --> 00:30:40.460
Absolutely. You took that question out. Absolutely.

00:30:40.539 --> 00:30:42.240
And you still have that footage. Absolutely.

00:30:42.460 --> 00:30:46.190
And you have the answer. Absolutely. Wow. You

00:30:46.190 --> 00:30:47.990
claim you're about the man code. Yeah, you keep

00:30:47.990 --> 00:30:52.910
the question in there. Live Nation is in trouble

00:30:52.910 --> 00:30:55.650
with a jury as they determine that they function

00:30:55.650 --> 00:30:59.549
as a monopoly, having excessive prices for fans.

00:30:59.869 --> 00:31:03.529
Because they're scumbags. And I just saw this

00:31:03.529 --> 00:31:06.250
man live. But Bow Wow speaks on seeing the same

00:31:06.250 --> 00:31:08.410
women from Trey's song show and Chris Brown's

00:31:08.410 --> 00:31:11.569
Breezy Bowl show backstage. These women are in

00:31:11.569 --> 00:31:18.660
their fun era. Here's what I call it. That's

00:31:18.660 --> 00:31:25.220
the fun era for them. Erica Kirk. Here is J .D.

00:31:25.240 --> 00:31:28.140
Vance saying why she pulled out of the show.

00:31:28.599 --> 00:31:31.099
Mr. Vice President, I'm on stage here instead

00:31:31.099 --> 00:31:34.980
of our friend Erica Kirk. That's right. Because,

00:31:34.980 --> 00:31:37.599
unfortunately, she has received some very serious

00:31:37.599 --> 00:31:40.500
threats. Here's what's weird. Is Erica Kirk receives

00:31:40.500 --> 00:31:42.839
threats, but then the vice president goes? Makes

00:31:42.839 --> 00:31:44.480
sense. No, it's because of the low ticket sales.

00:31:44.700 --> 00:31:49.700
In her direction. Which is terrible. It's a terrible

00:31:49.700 --> 00:31:51.900
reflection on the state of reality and the state

00:31:51.900 --> 00:31:54.859
of the country. Mr. Vice President. There you

00:31:54.859 --> 00:31:57.720
go. You know it's got to be awkward. I really

00:31:57.720 --> 00:32:01.319
do think they plowed each other. I can't see

00:32:01.319 --> 00:32:09.890
a world where they didn't. Rick Ross speaks on

00:32:09.890 --> 00:32:12.789
why he still performs Drake collabs and where

00:32:12.789 --> 00:32:14.670
their friendship stands. And to many Rick Ross

00:32:14.670 --> 00:32:17.410
fans out there, one thing that we've majorly

00:32:17.410 --> 00:32:19.890
enjoyed are your collaborations with Drake. Obviously,

00:32:19.890 --> 00:32:21.950
the last couple years haven't been the best in

00:32:21.950 --> 00:32:26.029
terms of your relationship. Got it! But it seems

00:32:26.029 --> 00:32:29.569
as though... It didn't seem that deep for you

00:32:29.569 --> 00:32:31.529
because I feel like you're a rapper's type of

00:32:31.529 --> 00:32:33.930
rapper. Is there any hope in the future for any

00:32:33.930 --> 00:32:39.210
future collaborations? Homie got a lot of issues

00:32:39.210 --> 00:32:43.490
he got to address. He's pedophilic. I'm going

00:32:43.490 --> 00:32:45.450
to leave it right there. Yeah, there you go.

00:32:46.309 --> 00:32:48.069
He's like, I don't really want to associate with

00:32:48.069 --> 00:32:50.089
a pedophile, but Drake's also one of the best

00:32:50.089 --> 00:32:52.789
divers. I kind of don't know what to do. That's

00:32:52.789 --> 00:32:56.289
essentially what he said. Now, I like Jay Electronica.

00:32:56.309 --> 00:32:59.089
I like Exhibit C. It's a banger in the club.

00:32:59.470 --> 00:33:01.809
But Jay Electronica seems like kind of a douchebag.

00:33:02.230 --> 00:33:07.289
He seems mentally unhinged. First of all, he's

00:33:07.289 --> 00:33:09.670
rapping acapella of his song, which the whole

00:33:09.670 --> 00:33:11.990
point of your song is your beat, not your average

00:33:11.990 --> 00:33:16.450
rapping, dude. Mm -hmm. Here he is singing Free

00:33:16.450 --> 00:33:20.400
Diddy. Freak Puff, by the way. Freak Puff. Not

00:33:20.400 --> 00:33:23.519
did him. He tried to hang my dog on some bullshit.

00:33:24.119 --> 00:33:26.240
Yeah, you know, he was at the parties. Just because

00:33:26.240 --> 00:33:28.059
a nigga like to get nasty, he tried to hit him

00:33:28.059 --> 00:33:31.759
with a book of words. Yeah, Jay Electronica kind

00:33:31.759 --> 00:33:33.839
of reminds me of that thing from Married With

00:33:33.839 --> 00:33:35.759
Children where it's like, I had four touchdowns

00:33:35.759 --> 00:33:37.819
at Polk High. It's like once I had a really good

00:33:37.819 --> 00:33:41.480
song called Exhibit C. Mm -hmm. It's a good song.

00:33:43.519 --> 00:33:47.279
DDG was on the Crew Has It podcast with the two

00:33:47.279 --> 00:33:51.940
dudes from Power. And he talks about how being

00:33:51.940 --> 00:33:56.059
single take a mentally toll on him. The relationships

00:33:56.059 --> 00:33:59.740
that I've been in has been public. It's not like

00:33:59.740 --> 00:34:06.119
I can really stop it. I've made my livelihood

00:34:06.119 --> 00:34:10.610
off of basically showing. at least 40 % or 30

00:34:10.610 --> 00:34:14.110
% of my life. Hell yeah! You give up your life

00:34:14.110 --> 00:34:15.170
for clout. You know what I mean? That's crazy.

00:34:15.650 --> 00:34:18.469
So. Are you more of a relationship guy or are

00:34:18.469 --> 00:34:20.750
you more of a single? You are? I don't like being

00:34:20.750 --> 00:34:24.309
single. Why is that? Being single's okay. You

00:34:24.309 --> 00:34:26.750
can, you know, go to bed alone, do whatever.

00:34:27.929 --> 00:34:32.309
Sometimes you just want to get laid. Mm -hmm.

00:34:32.449 --> 00:34:35.570
Too easy. Oh, it singles the best, though. It's

00:34:35.570 --> 00:34:37.969
cool. I can see that. It's cool, but it's like

00:34:37.969 --> 00:34:39.769
it gets to a point where it gets drained, and

00:34:39.769 --> 00:34:44.070
it's like, oh, yeah. Sometimes I want to be in

00:34:44.070 --> 00:34:45.969
a relationship where I get drained out. It'd

00:34:45.969 --> 00:34:48.650
be nice. You know what I mean? Sometimes it'd

00:34:48.650 --> 00:34:50.510
be nice to just go, you know what? I feel like

00:34:50.510 --> 00:34:53.179
getting drained out right now. I would not mind

00:34:53.179 --> 00:34:56.880
it. Three different girls at once. I don't want

00:34:56.880 --> 00:34:59.380
to care about how your day was. It's hard enough

00:34:59.380 --> 00:35:01.360
for me to care about how one girl's day was.

00:35:01.639 --> 00:35:04.500
I don't want to hear that bullshit from before

00:35:04.500 --> 00:35:08.500
y 'all. Alright, that dude sounds jealous. DDG

00:35:08.500 --> 00:35:12.159
probably just does it all and more. Whatever

00:35:12.159 --> 00:35:17.360
you think DDG's doing to women, he's dying. Oh,

00:35:17.380 --> 00:35:22.480
DDG, you are terrible at rap. Mm -hmm. But you're

00:35:22.480 --> 00:35:26.079
kind of a badass. I don't know why you're a badass,

00:35:26.199 --> 00:35:30.179
but you just seem like a badass. All right. I'm

00:35:30.179 --> 00:35:32.800
about to cough. I'm dying. It'd be weird if I

00:35:32.800 --> 00:35:35.139
died in the show. Unfortunately, it would not

00:35:35.139 --> 00:35:36.860
go live because no one would know where to upload

00:35:36.860 --> 00:35:38.739
my show. If I died on the radio, people would

00:35:38.739 --> 00:35:41.539
be like, oh, being able to tape it or whatever.

00:35:42.119 --> 00:35:44.360
But if I died here, you'd be like, oh, well,

00:35:44.380 --> 00:35:48.920
no one heard it. Nala Ray speaks about how much

00:35:48.920 --> 00:35:52.070
money she owes to IRS. Let me tell you what I

00:35:52.070 --> 00:35:54.769
did yesterday. I took my IRS forms that I've

00:35:54.769 --> 00:35:56.550
gotten in the mail, which are numerous, by the

00:35:56.550 --> 00:35:58.150
way, because they're always telling me like,

00:35:58.210 --> 00:36:00.510
oh, this is a late payment. This is a late, like

00:36:00.510 --> 00:36:02.489
you're running late. This is due now, right?

00:36:02.590 --> 00:36:04.989
And this is a crap ton of money. So, of course,

00:36:05.010 --> 00:36:08.090
I'm late. Oh, yeah. This is something you want

00:36:08.090 --> 00:36:15.949
to admit. Listen, you can believe in God all

00:36:15.949 --> 00:36:19.389
you want. It's nice to believe in God. I don't.

00:36:20.429 --> 00:36:23.969
But if you believe in God, that's cool. But even

00:36:23.969 --> 00:36:26.110
if you think God could save you from whatever,

00:36:26.429 --> 00:36:30.110
he ain't saving you from the IRS. Or have $250

00:36:30.110 --> 00:36:33.130
,000 laying around. Otherwise, I would pay it.

00:36:33.889 --> 00:36:39.269
And so I took these forms and I literally came

00:36:39.269 --> 00:36:41.510
down here once again. Yeah, you didn't. I set

00:36:41.510 --> 00:36:43.590
them on the table. I looked at it, pointed at

00:36:43.590 --> 00:36:45.289
it. I was like, you have no authority over me.

00:36:45.409 --> 00:36:47.630
I demand in the name of Jesus that you move.

00:36:47.869 --> 00:36:51.159
I am. You think I felt that yesterday? I didn't

00:36:51.159 --> 00:36:53.179
want to sit with a bunch of boomers to get my

00:36:53.179 --> 00:36:55.699
taxes done. Oh, yeah, but the name of Jesus.

00:36:58.000 --> 00:37:00.480
The International Revenue Service or whatever

00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:05.079
they stand for. I does not care. You move. You

00:37:05.079 --> 00:37:08.000
pick up and go. All right, honey. Here you go.

00:37:08.639 --> 00:37:13.119
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah.

00:37:13.659 --> 00:37:18.360
Blah, blah, blah, blah. Here is Scarlett Johansson

00:37:18.360 --> 00:37:20.480
saying she panicked on her first date with Colin

00:37:20.480 --> 00:37:22.760
Jones. She seems a little awkward in like a cute

00:37:22.760 --> 00:37:24.639
way. Like, why don't you get her in bed? It's

00:37:24.639 --> 00:37:27.139
all good. Honestly, nobody ever asked me out

00:37:27.139 --> 00:37:29.599
really before. I don't believe that. I'm telling

00:37:29.599 --> 00:37:31.739
you. Yeah, we're all scared of you, honey. I

00:37:31.739 --> 00:37:33.840
really, people say that, but it's true. Because

00:37:33.840 --> 00:37:35.780
you were a serial monogamist. I was a serial

00:37:35.780 --> 00:37:38.849
monogamist. there's jenna bush the nutbell baby

00:37:38.849 --> 00:37:40.909
like i just never got the kind of traditional

00:37:40.909 --> 00:37:42.590
like hey would you like to have dinner sometime

00:37:42.590 --> 00:37:44.429
it just i don't know if it was just because i

00:37:44.429 --> 00:37:46.429
was working since i was little i don't know why

00:37:46.429 --> 00:37:48.809
but i just didn't get asked so he actually asked

00:37:48.809 --> 00:37:51.570
me on a date we went hell yeah he's got that

00:37:51.570 --> 00:37:54.849
baby and he can make a girl laugh to an italian

00:37:54.849 --> 00:37:57.210
restaurant east village was a lovely date we

00:37:57.210 --> 00:38:00.329
had dinner at like 8 8 p .m or whatever and then

00:38:00.329 --> 00:38:03.590
afterwards he was like i would love to you know

00:38:03.590 --> 00:38:05.130
i'm meeting friends let's go grab a drink and

00:38:05.130 --> 00:38:08.260
i hadn't dated basically ever and she's such

00:38:08.260 --> 00:38:10.500
a hot piece of ass so i was just like i got to

00:38:10.500 --> 00:38:16.039
go now i can see why they work as a couple i

00:38:16.039 --> 00:38:18.900
need to leave and i got home to relieve my what

00:38:18.900 --> 00:38:21.000
type of plastic surgery did jenna bush get she

00:38:21.000 --> 00:38:23.400
did not need it she looks raggedy babysitter

00:38:23.400 --> 00:38:25.960
and it was like 9 36 and she was like why are

00:38:25.960 --> 00:38:32.460
you home yeah go get planned let's see what we

00:38:32.460 --> 00:38:38.440
have here Oh, this is very, very strange. When

00:38:38.440 --> 00:38:40.599
I tell you this is strange, this is like off

00:38:40.599 --> 00:38:44.800
-putting strange. RFK Jr. reveals he cut off

00:38:44.800 --> 00:38:49.460
his genitals. Wait, wait, wait. That'd be a better

00:38:49.460 --> 00:38:52.119
headline. No, RFK reveals he cut the genitals

00:38:52.119 --> 00:38:56.690
off a dead raccoon to study. I mean, when Jeffrey

00:38:56.690 --> 00:38:59.309
Dahmer does it, it's like weird. But when RFK

00:38:59.309 --> 00:39:01.550
does it, it's supposed to be normal. Funk that.

00:39:01.789 --> 00:39:04.369
RFK Jr. revealed that he once pulled his family

00:39:04.369 --> 00:39:06.469
over on the side of the road after he spotted

00:39:06.469 --> 00:39:09.710
a dead raccoon to, you guessed it, cut off its

00:39:09.710 --> 00:39:12.389
genitals. So the post. I would not have guessed

00:39:12.389 --> 00:39:14.449
that if I didn't know the headline. Isabel Vincent

00:39:14.449 --> 00:39:17.489
authored this new book, RFK Jr., The Fallen Rise.

00:39:17.949 --> 00:39:21.320
And in the book, RFK Jr. says, and I quote. I

00:39:21.320 --> 00:39:24.159
was standing in front of my parked car on I -684,

00:39:24.360 --> 00:39:26.980
cutting the **** out of a road -killed raccoon,

00:39:27.059 --> 00:39:29.559
thinking about how weird some of my family members

00:39:29.559 --> 00:39:33.820
have turned out to be. Ha ha ha ha! That's you

00:39:33.820 --> 00:39:37.280
projecting. You're the ogre and all. You cheated

00:39:37.280 --> 00:39:41.000
on them! Cheryl, hi, did you lose her? Let me

00:39:41.000 --> 00:39:43.619
have her, I'll plow her. Ah, here is Cardi B.

00:39:44.300 --> 00:39:50.070
Here is Cardi B. Evading she can't continue to

00:39:50.070 --> 00:39:52.309
be a single mom and she's going to put Offset

00:39:52.309 --> 00:39:56.090
and Stefan Diggs on child support. And I'm so

00:39:56.090 --> 00:39:59.309
tired because I want to detach myself from shit.

00:39:59.789 --> 00:40:03.469
Got it. It just doesn't stop. I want to detach

00:40:03.469 --> 00:40:06.489
myself from shit too. I just drink some coffee

00:40:06.489 --> 00:40:09.170
so it'll probably happen soon. When does it fucking

00:40:09.170 --> 00:40:14.730
stop? I try to be nice. I try to contact family.

00:40:14.909 --> 00:40:18.610
Contact family. I try to or whatever. And it's

00:40:18.610 --> 00:40:21.969
not working. And I'm so tired. I'm really getting

00:40:21.969 --> 00:40:25.130
so tired. I don't want to do things that's going

00:40:25.130 --> 00:40:27.429
to overshadow what I got going on. Yeah, your

00:40:27.429 --> 00:40:32.190
concert tour. It's literally a nightmare. Well,

00:40:33.230 --> 00:40:35.630
that's on you, boo. You're the one who decided

00:40:35.630 --> 00:40:39.730
to let them, you know, complete the task. Here's

00:40:39.730 --> 00:40:42.170
how Joey Fatone found out that Lance Bass is

00:40:42.170 --> 00:40:45.190
gay. There was a lot of times where people said

00:40:45.190 --> 00:40:47.849
trigger words, I probably would freeze up and

00:40:47.849 --> 00:40:50.630
you would just kind of like Homer Simpson back

00:40:50.630 --> 00:40:51.949
into the bushes. You're like, I'm just going

00:40:51.949 --> 00:40:55.989
to disappear right now. In the group, it was

00:40:55.989 --> 00:40:57.650
really interesting because I was the first one

00:40:57.650 --> 00:41:00.829
to find out. We go out one night, we all go back

00:41:00.829 --> 00:41:02.929
to Lance's house. I pass out in one of his guest

00:41:02.929 --> 00:41:04.909
bedrooms. I wake up at like three o 'clock in

00:41:04.909 --> 00:41:07.010
the morning. He's blowing me. What do you wake

00:41:07.010 --> 00:41:09.630
up and he's giving you a head? I go to his bedroom,

00:41:09.690 --> 00:41:11.750
open the door, there's nobody in there. And I

00:41:11.750 --> 00:41:13.710
go to his office, and I open up the door, and

00:41:13.710 --> 00:41:15.409
he's sitting there, and there's a guy straddle

00:41:15.409 --> 00:41:21.670
on top of him. Oh, yeah! I was at my computer,

00:41:21.690 --> 00:41:24.449
and my boyfriend at the time, my very, very first

00:41:24.449 --> 00:41:27.250
boyfriend, was sitting on my lap. God, Lance

00:41:27.250 --> 00:41:29.449
Band seems like a good -ass dude. Not naked,

00:41:29.530 --> 00:41:31.409
but there's straddle on top, and I was like,

00:41:31.969 --> 00:41:35.289
got quiet. And he's like, oh, sorry. I'm like,

00:41:35.369 --> 00:41:36.570
no, no, no, no, no, no. Come here, come here.

00:41:36.630 --> 00:41:39.489
And I was like, oh, yeah, join us. Surprise.

00:41:40.309 --> 00:41:43.019
You know, bro, I said, Honestly, your mom's going

00:41:43.019 --> 00:41:47.739
to kill you. Because they're losers from the

00:41:47.739 --> 00:41:49.360
South. That's what I said to him. And he's like,

00:41:49.400 --> 00:41:51.199
oh, please, I don't care. I'm like, okay. And

00:41:51.199 --> 00:41:53.639
I knew he wouldn't care, but it was just so nice

00:41:53.639 --> 00:41:56.579
to hear. Yeah, you know, homophobia is not really

00:41:56.579 --> 00:42:00.099
cool. Those words, and finally one of the members

00:42:00.099 --> 00:42:03.920
of your group. and be like, I don't care. He

00:42:03.920 --> 00:42:05.719
goes, just don't tell anybody. I don't want to

00:42:05.719 --> 00:42:08.159
tell anybody yet. It's not right. I go, Lance,

00:42:08.280 --> 00:42:10.940
I love you. I said, you're my brother. You let

00:42:10.940 --> 00:42:13.679
me know when it's right for you to tell. It's

00:42:13.679 --> 00:42:14.960
really for telling some guy you want on your

00:42:14.960 --> 00:42:19.179
son. A Snoop Dogg has a biopic coming out, even

00:42:19.179 --> 00:42:20.380
though he's not dead yet, which makes sense.

00:42:20.800 --> 00:42:22.860
We don't want to manifest him dying now, even

00:42:22.860 --> 00:42:25.119
though he got away with murder. Here's what happens

00:42:25.119 --> 00:42:28.000
in a man's brain when a man is sexually starved.

00:42:28.320 --> 00:42:30.760
How being sexually starved changes a man's brain

00:42:30.760 --> 00:42:33.260
is the science no one wants to discuss. Because

00:42:33.260 --> 00:42:35.539
it's not about being horny. It's about being

00:42:35.539 --> 00:42:38.840
human. When a man goes months without intimacy,

00:42:39.079 --> 00:42:42.300
testosterone doesn't just drop. His entire system

00:42:42.300 --> 00:42:46.360
shifts into survival. Dopamine, the motivation

00:42:46.360 --> 00:42:49.619
chemical, fades. Nothing feels exciting. Goals

00:42:49.619 --> 00:42:52.429
feel meaningless. Cortisol stays elevated. His

00:42:52.429 --> 00:42:55.150
body reads the rejection as danger. So he becomes

00:42:55.150 --> 00:42:58.250
irritable, short -tempered. Small things feel...

00:42:58.250 --> 00:42:59.730
Well, being short -tempered over not getting

00:42:59.730 --> 00:43:02.469
laid is kind of lame. Massive. Oxytocin, the

00:43:02.469 --> 00:43:05.269
bonding hormone, disappears. Yeah, you know,

00:43:05.429 --> 00:43:08.010
that's where the drugs come in. And what I mean

00:43:08.010 --> 00:43:10.469
by that is love is a drug. He stops feeling close

00:43:10.469 --> 00:43:13.889
to anyone. Ah, well, that sucks. You can't give

00:43:13.889 --> 00:43:15.949
women that much power. You got to live an abundant

00:43:15.949 --> 00:43:18.389
life so they come over and then, you know, come

00:43:18.389 --> 00:43:21.599
to the apartment and get it. So, this is kind

00:43:21.599 --> 00:43:25.019
of weird. Neon, the streamer. Alabama Parker

00:43:25.019 --> 00:43:29.059
clearly has a boyfriend. Big black guy that's

00:43:29.059 --> 00:43:32.980
taking her to Powtown. And Neon delivered a whole

00:43:32.980 --> 00:43:36.219
bouquet of flowers to her house. He has such

00:43:36.219 --> 00:43:41.880
a beta. Clavicular. Let me see here. Computer's

00:43:41.880 --> 00:43:44.400
freezing. No, don't do that. Clavicular explains

00:43:44.400 --> 00:43:47.849
his... Upcoming $35 ,000 double jaw surgery.

00:43:48.269 --> 00:43:50.670
What the hell is he doing? Bro, put your money

00:43:50.670 --> 00:43:53.630
in the freaking Roth IRA. What are you doing?

00:43:54.170 --> 00:44:00.170
Nothing lasts forever. Man. Make a cut on the

00:44:00.170 --> 00:44:02.070
lower jaw and then move it forward and apply

00:44:02.070 --> 00:44:05.789
screws. What's the chance he's gay? And it's

00:44:05.789 --> 00:44:08.090
pretty hard. Same with the upper jaw. It's called

00:44:08.090 --> 00:44:11.250
a Laforte osteotomy. They cut along your anterior

00:44:11.250 --> 00:44:14.030
nasal spine and then advance your jaw forward.

00:44:14.510 --> 00:44:16.929
Yeah, make sure you get the jaw wide open for

00:44:16.929 --> 00:44:21.869
Lamar. Prosecutors say Julio Felio's killer was

00:44:21.869 --> 00:44:23.670
listening to his music before and after he died.

00:44:24.030 --> 00:44:27.289
That's a true sociopath. Like I said, whenever

00:44:27.289 --> 00:44:32.070
I hear the name Julio Felio, I think of MJ on

00:44:32.070 --> 00:44:36.010
the radio going, Julio Felio. Clavicular made

00:44:36.010 --> 00:44:37.650
a club appearance last night, so that's good.

00:44:38.539 --> 00:44:42.139
Katy Perry's manager said that Katy Perry and

00:44:42.139 --> 00:44:44.320
Ruby Rose were both very drunk on the night of

00:44:44.320 --> 00:44:47.019
that assault, where Katy Perry did some weird

00:44:47.019 --> 00:44:50.380
things with her vagina. Don Lemon says he might

00:44:50.380 --> 00:44:52.460
run for president. Oh, goody, goody gumdrops.

00:44:52.860 --> 00:44:55.260
Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos were on a yacht.

00:44:55.460 --> 00:44:58.739
What else would they be doing? Ex -UFC star Mark

00:44:58.739 --> 00:45:04.219
Hunt was charged with threatening to kill a woman.

00:45:04.679 --> 00:45:08.039
What a scumbag. Aaron Carter's mom launches a

00:45:08.039 --> 00:45:12.099
GoFundMe to create a Walk of Fame star for Aaron

00:45:12.099 --> 00:45:14.000
Carter. I think he deserves it. Life was hard

00:45:14.000 --> 00:45:17.280
enough for him. Deadbeat Dad Loser Future was

00:45:17.280 --> 00:45:21.539
hit with a paternity suit by an ex claiming she

00:45:21.539 --> 00:45:24.619
needs child support. Man, Russell Wilson is literally

00:45:24.619 --> 00:45:27.019
growing up his kids, so you ain't getting any

00:45:27.019 --> 00:45:31.340
money. I Spice owes a company a lot of money

00:45:31.340 --> 00:45:35.940
in debt after trashing the company. Lindsay Lohan's

00:45:35.940 --> 00:45:39.219
stepmom arrested for assault and stalking Michael

00:45:39.219 --> 00:45:41.719
Lohan. Man, if you're stalking Michael Lohan,

00:45:41.780 --> 00:45:46.039
you're the biggest loser. I cannot think of more

00:45:46.039 --> 00:45:51.579
loser behavior than stalking him. Here's Sophie

00:45:51.579 --> 00:45:55.800
Rain. She talks about the scene where Sidney

00:45:55.800 --> 00:45:58.980
Sweeney's character got all dressed up in Euphoria

00:45:58.980 --> 00:46:01.960
as a doggie and that she would never do that.

00:46:02.949 --> 00:46:04.809
Yeah, we're going to have a documentary in like

00:46:04.809 --> 00:46:07.070
seven years about how this set of Euphoria was

00:46:07.070 --> 00:46:11.829
creepy. All right. Here's Sylvia Raine. Pretty

00:46:11.829 --> 00:46:14.090
cool that they're bringing OnlyFans into like

00:46:14.090 --> 00:46:15.670
the entertainment space, but I think the way

00:46:15.670 --> 00:46:18.090
they're doing it is like over -dramaticized.

00:46:18.449 --> 00:46:20.929
I don't think so. I just think you do prude videos

00:46:20.929 --> 00:46:23.190
and aren't aware that there's a lot of stuff

00:46:23.190 --> 00:46:25.510
happening on OnlyFans that you just don't do

00:46:25.510 --> 00:46:27.170
because you're boring. I've seen her like dressed

00:46:27.170 --> 00:46:29.989
up as a dog, like being pulled around on a leash

00:46:29.989 --> 00:46:33.179
and like... Yeah, did you not watch the Hot Girls

00:46:33.179 --> 00:46:35.400
Wanted documentary 11 years ago? I just think

00:46:35.400 --> 00:46:37.719
that's crazy. I never do that. They're definitely

00:46:37.719 --> 00:46:40.280
just... Yeah, all you do is post bikini pictures

00:46:40.280 --> 00:46:41.940
and make guys think you're talking to them when

00:46:41.940 --> 00:46:44.039
it's your team. You know, making it dramatic

00:46:44.039 --> 00:46:47.519
for entertainment, but it's not reality. Yeah,

00:46:47.579 --> 00:46:49.960
that's how TV works. I don't know any massive...

00:46:49.960 --> 00:46:51.739
You think Sons of Anarchy, you think motorcycle

00:46:51.739 --> 00:46:54.440
gangs are really blowing up factories or, I mean,

00:46:54.460 --> 00:46:57.820
warehouses? Only fans, creators that are, you

00:46:57.820 --> 00:47:00.780
know, putting on a doc outfit. Whatever, honey.

00:47:00.920 --> 00:47:05.500
You do you. You do you. Seems to be working out.

00:47:05.699 --> 00:47:12.679
What's going on with TMZ? Today. On TMZ. Okay,

00:47:12.920 --> 00:47:19.539
this is a little WNBA meets heated rivalry. Oh,

00:47:19.539 --> 00:47:22.860
yeah. You know we're in the future when the WNBA

00:47:22.860 --> 00:47:26.039
is relevant. Season two. Because the number one

00:47:26.039 --> 00:47:29.980
draft pick. AZ5. Well, her girlfriend got drafted

00:47:29.980 --> 00:47:31.960
to her team too, so now they're on these. Yeah,

00:47:31.960 --> 00:47:36.690
I did not know that Paige was gay. Mm -hmm. same

00:47:36.690 --> 00:47:39.210
team this is a disaster waiting to happen you

00:47:39.210 --> 00:47:42.449
have two women that are dating each other on

00:47:42.449 --> 00:47:44.829
the same team oh this ain't gonna end in a disaster

00:47:44.829 --> 00:47:48.989
what if they break up honestly lesbian breakups

00:47:48.989 --> 00:47:53.369
like bloodshed oh yeah and once a month it's

00:47:53.369 --> 00:47:58.980
a bloodshed Senator Ted Cruz refused to take

00:47:58.980 --> 00:48:02.159
a stand on the Pope -President beef. That's kind

00:48:02.159 --> 00:48:05.400
of a smart choice, to be honest, because he's

00:48:05.400 --> 00:48:07.480
like, I don't know what to tell him. I'm an idiot!

00:48:08.170 --> 00:48:11.210
The president can speak for himself. He doesn't

00:48:11.210 --> 00:48:13.170
have to pick a side. He should ride with the

00:48:13.170 --> 00:48:15.090
president. You've got people who say, I support

00:48:15.090 --> 00:48:18.150
Trump, but my North Star is Jesus. That's the

00:48:18.150 --> 00:48:20.530
one person Donald Trump cannot go up against.

00:48:20.610 --> 00:48:24.010
He did. He superimposed himself and became Jesus.

00:48:24.130 --> 00:48:26.949
He's a doctor. Excuse me. Doctors don't have

00:48:26.949 --> 00:48:30.530
lights coming out of their hands. Selena Gomez

00:48:30.530 --> 00:48:33.630
and Demi Lovato have reunited. They used to be

00:48:33.630 --> 00:48:36.210
best friends. They had a huge falling out. Demi

00:48:36.210 --> 00:48:38.730
Lovato had her concert and Selena. I'm so glad

00:48:38.730 --> 00:48:43.170
to see them hanging out. You know that'd be a

00:48:43.170 --> 00:48:46.269
fun threesome. I was in the crowd. Oh my God.

00:48:46.449 --> 00:48:49.429
The grievance tour. You find people who hate

00:48:49.429 --> 00:48:51.289
each other. You don't know whether they're going

00:48:51.289 --> 00:48:52.989
to fight or they're going to sing. And then you

00:48:52.989 --> 00:48:54.690
bring them both on stage at the end and by audience

00:48:54.690 --> 00:48:56.530
applause, who gets to do the last number? And

00:48:56.530 --> 00:49:00.759
you make the other person walk off. Yeah. Jafar

00:49:00.759 --> 00:49:03.400
Jackson went to Gary, Indiana, where Michael

00:49:03.400 --> 00:49:05.280
Jackson is. I am so sorry you had to go to Gary,

00:49:05.340 --> 00:49:09.219
Indiana. That place smells like crap. For a special

00:49:09.219 --> 00:49:11.559
screening of the Michael movie. I want to see

00:49:11.559 --> 00:49:13.019
this. Do you have to go to a movie theater to

00:49:13.019 --> 00:49:15.460
see it? Yes. Why do you not like movie theaters?

00:49:15.639 --> 00:49:17.780
I'm so lazy. Why didn't you go to Marty Supreme?

00:49:18.079 --> 00:49:20.679
I wanted to sit in a Barca lounger. You lived

00:49:20.679 --> 00:49:22.380
your dream and watched Timmy Chalamet in a Barca

00:49:22.380 --> 00:49:27.989
lounger? Yeah. Ah, they're so funny. A retired

00:49:27.989 --> 00:49:32.650
porn star, Asia Cabrera, I think I've seen a

00:49:32.650 --> 00:49:34.949
few of her movies, is going to become an attorney.

00:49:35.489 --> 00:49:37.909
And rapper Future, like we talked about earlier

00:49:37.909 --> 00:49:41.250
in Update, has not seen his kids in 16 months.

00:49:41.909 --> 00:49:47.170
Loser! And I cannot specify that enough. That

00:49:47.170 --> 00:49:54.889
is loser behavior. Oh, geez. Happy Hot Topic!

00:49:55.230 --> 00:49:57.670
Don't you know something that I haven't told

00:49:57.670 --> 00:50:00.769
anyone? Janelle Evans is sharing an update on

00:50:00.769 --> 00:50:04.639
her son, Jace. I see that good -ass kid. Over

00:50:04.639 --> 00:50:07.260
a month after her 16 -year -old son, whom she

00:50:07.260 --> 00:50:09.880
shares with ex -Andrew Lewis, was checked into

00:50:09.880 --> 00:50:12.719
a mental health facility due to an incident involving

00:50:12.719 --> 00:50:15.579
Jace allegedly pulling a gun on his grandmother,

00:50:16.039 --> 00:50:19.159
the Teen Mom alum opens up about how he's doing.

00:50:19.440 --> 00:50:22.199
During an April 13th appearance on the La Femme

00:50:22.199 --> 00:50:25.119
Talk podcast, Janelle reveals she's been working

00:50:25.119 --> 00:50:27.960
behind the scenes candidly singing. A lot of

00:50:27.960 --> 00:50:30.460
people think because I'm quiet, I'm not doing

00:50:30.460 --> 00:50:33.539
anything. Yeah, it's actually, it should be the

00:50:33.539 --> 00:50:38.630
opposite. I think if she's being quiet, I think

00:50:38.630 --> 00:50:40.590
it's actually a good thing. Maybe she's being

00:50:40.590 --> 00:50:46.030
a mom behind the scenes. Because for everyone's

00:50:46.030 --> 00:50:49.789
trash, you know, she's not a good mom. And then

00:50:49.789 --> 00:50:51.329
when she's being a mom, people trash her. What

00:50:51.329 --> 00:50:54.639
do you want? If I'm quiet, I'm up to something.

00:50:54.960 --> 00:50:57.519
She then shares a private update on Jace revealing.

00:50:57.880 --> 00:51:00.440
He's in a safe place and a holistic approach.

00:51:00.780 --> 00:51:02.619
And, you know, he's very happy right now. And

00:51:02.619 --> 00:51:04.820
he's very focused on himself. And I think that's

00:51:04.820 --> 00:51:07.199
the most important thing. Jace's stay in the

00:51:07.199 --> 00:51:10.119
mental health facility was precipitated by a

00:51:10.119 --> 00:51:12.760
February 22nd incident with his grandmother,

00:51:13.159 --> 00:51:16.179
Barbara Evans. All right, so. Hope it all works

00:51:16.179 --> 00:51:18.800
out for him. A little concerned for him. Happy

00:51:18.800 --> 00:51:24.860
Hot Topic! Sophia Abraham is celebrating a major

00:51:24.860 --> 00:51:28.460
milestone. This is the daughter of Farrah Abraham.

00:51:28.940 --> 00:51:31.739
On April 14th, the 16 -year -old daughter of

00:51:31.739 --> 00:51:35.079
teen mom alum Farrah Abraham unveils her prom

00:51:35.079 --> 00:51:37.599
look, showing off her signature gothic style.

00:51:38.079 --> 00:51:41.000
In the photos posted on Instagram, Sophia can

00:51:41.000 --> 00:51:44.079
be seen wearing a Dolce & Gabbana black corset.

00:51:44.159 --> 00:51:48.730
Oh yeah, she is all goth. I like this comment.

00:51:48.849 --> 00:51:53.530
I'd wear a mask, too, if that was my mom. All

00:51:53.530 --> 00:51:55.510
right, dang. I'm not going to make fun of a teenager.

00:51:56.190 --> 00:51:58.050
I'll make fun of Farrah Abraham, even though

00:51:58.050 --> 00:52:03.840
that porno she made was very good. breaking news

00:52:03.840 --> 00:52:06.219
we've just learned the founder of the santa con

00:52:06.219 --> 00:52:09.679
event is under arrest accused of pocketing hundreds

00:52:09.679 --> 00:52:13.599
of thousands of dollars from no way a new yorker

00:52:13.599 --> 00:52:16.599
being sketchy that never happens event created

00:52:16.599 --> 00:52:19.159
to raise money for charity he's doing court today

00:52:19.159 --> 00:52:24.260
loser dc news chief investigative correspondent

00:52:24.260 --> 00:52:28.699
aaron katursky here now with details Sandra,

00:52:28.820 --> 00:52:30.880
federal prosecutors say Stefan Pildes definitely

00:52:30.880 --> 00:52:34.000
put the con in SantaCon. He founded the annual

00:52:34.000 --> 00:52:36.639
drunken December bar crawl when thousands of

00:52:36.639 --> 00:52:39.280
people dress up as Santa Claus and take over

00:52:39.280 --> 00:52:41.840
every dive in the city. And he billed it as a

00:52:41.840 --> 00:52:44.519
charitable event. Attendees paid 10 to 20 bucks

00:52:44.519 --> 00:52:47.400
for a ticket to access dozens of bars that participated

00:52:47.400 --> 00:52:50.340
in the crawl. SantaCon actually raised almost

00:52:50.340 --> 00:52:53.239
$3 million. All right, so he's in a little bit

00:52:53.239 --> 00:52:56.500
of trouble. Mm -hmm. Wonder if he'll get away

00:52:56.500 --> 00:53:04.429
with it. Happy Hot Topic! I just feel like I

00:53:04.429 --> 00:53:07.389
believe my body can do it. Here's that hottie

00:53:07.389 --> 00:53:09.190
Erin Andrews. I feel bad I've seen her naked.

00:53:09.409 --> 00:53:12.050
Andrews isn't giving up on expanding her family.

00:53:12.230 --> 00:53:14.750
After years of struggling with fertility following

00:53:14.750 --> 00:53:19.170
her 2017 cervical cancer diagnosis, the NFL sportscaster

00:53:19.170 --> 00:53:21.849
reveals that she recently tried another round

00:53:21.849 --> 00:53:24.650
of in vitro fertilization injections, and while

00:53:24.650 --> 00:53:27.590
they didn't work, she is undeterred. Erin jokes

00:53:27.590 --> 00:53:30.269
with co -host Carissa Thompson on the April 11th

00:53:30.269 --> 00:53:32.610
episode of their Calm Down with Erin and Carissa

00:53:32.610 --> 00:53:35.869
podcast. Here's my whole thing. I am crazy. And

00:53:35.869 --> 00:53:38.309
I am with a doctor that said, listen, we'll call

00:53:38.309 --> 00:53:41.809
it when it's time. But I like him is psychotic

00:53:41.809 --> 00:53:45.289
right now. I just feel like I believe my body

00:53:45.289 --> 00:53:48.530
can do it, even though I know that my age is

00:53:48.530 --> 00:53:51.769
not with with what history says. It's not great

00:53:51.769 --> 00:53:54.329
with producing eggs and the viability of your

00:53:54.329 --> 00:53:57.389
eggs. It's so gross hearing about eggs. There's

00:53:57.389 --> 00:54:00.309
just like I'm scrambled in me that I'm like,

00:54:00.369 --> 00:54:02.570
wait, watch, watch me do. All right, you do you,

00:54:02.610 --> 00:54:06.269
boo. Yeah, I feel bad I saw her naked, but pretty

00:54:06.269 --> 00:54:11.230
good. That video was cute, unfortunately. Megan

00:54:11.230 --> 00:54:15.570
Trainor details the aftermath of that toxic mom

00:54:15.570 --> 00:54:18.250
group drama. Remember when that was, like, happening?

00:54:18.469 --> 00:54:21.550
Who can? they're a bunch of rich women who cares

00:54:21.550 --> 00:54:26.289
three months after ashley tisdale opened up about

00:54:26.289 --> 00:54:29.210
leaving a toxic celebrity mom group which fans

00:54:29.210 --> 00:54:32.570
speculated involved megan hillary duff and mandy

00:54:32.570 --> 00:54:34.969
moore the all about that bass singer reveals

00:54:34.969 --> 00:54:41.150
what transpired since then in an april 18th interview

00:54:41.150 --> 00:54:44.269
with us weekly megan reveals she reached out

00:54:44.269 --> 00:54:47.610
to all the fellow moms saying i texted all of

00:54:47.610 --> 00:54:50.750
them ashley texted me like i'm sorry your name

00:54:50.750 --> 00:54:53.809
got dragged in yeah they could not be happy with

00:54:53.809 --> 00:54:58.469
ashley megan adds that she kept it light by responding

00:54:58.469 --> 00:55:01.429
i was like it's all right girl the world's a

00:55:01.429 --> 00:55:04.210
silly crazy place and they just want something

00:55:04.210 --> 00:55:07.050
to talk about megan also admits she felt for

00:55:07.050 --> 00:55:10.630
ashley after reading her story explaining i felt

00:55:10.630 --> 00:55:13.429
bad that she was ever that sad and i whatever

00:55:13.429 --> 00:55:18.840
honey there you go This headline really annoyed

00:55:18.840 --> 00:55:31.739
me. Guy Fieri now regretting those handshakes

00:55:31.739 --> 00:55:34.539
with brothers Andrew and Tristan Tate. Oh yeah,

00:55:34.599 --> 00:55:40.079
so just because Guy Fieri says hi to the Tate

00:55:40.079 --> 00:55:42.539
brothers. I guess he's a bad guy from what I've

00:55:42.539 --> 00:55:46.800
heard. Guy Fieri. Is one of the nicest guys around.

00:55:48.639 --> 00:55:52.480
So it's kind of stupid that people, you know,

00:55:52.480 --> 00:55:56.260
are mad at him. You can shake someone's hand.

00:55:56.940 --> 00:55:59.519
Doesn't mean you're friends with them. We're

00:55:59.519 --> 00:56:03.579
a bunch of sensitive babies. As he issues a statement

00:56:03.579 --> 00:56:06.699
claiming he doesn't know or support them. Yeah,

00:56:06.699 --> 00:56:08.539
he just was like shaking her hands, you know.

00:56:09.079 --> 00:56:15.759
People read too much into it. There you go. Man,

00:56:15.759 --> 00:56:17.980
if that is what bothers you in this life, man,

00:56:18.099 --> 00:56:27.820
that is sad. So sad. Is it true that you came

00:56:27.820 --> 00:56:29.320
up with this idea to bring back all these cast

00:56:29.320 --> 00:56:33.920
members? Yeah, it was, um... Billy Crystal gets

00:56:33.920 --> 00:56:36.500
emotional while remembering his longtime friend,

00:56:36.780 --> 00:56:39.719
the late Rob Reiner. During an April 14th appearance

00:56:39.719 --> 00:56:41.900
on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. And all

00:56:41.900 --> 00:56:44.360
five people sighed. When Harry Met Sally star

00:56:44.360 --> 00:56:47.500
recounts his final conversation he had with Rob

00:56:47.500 --> 00:56:49.659
the night before he and his wife were murdered

00:56:49.659 --> 00:56:52.539
in their Los Angeles home in December of 2025.

00:56:53.400 --> 00:56:56.599
By their son. Don't forget that. Billy revealing

00:56:56.599 --> 00:56:59.440
that the two reminisced over the changing landscape

00:56:59.440 --> 00:57:01.880
of Hollywood and their death. Yeah, they're like.

00:57:02.219 --> 00:57:04.239
We've been making too many remakes and we're

00:57:04.239 --> 00:57:08.699
getting a little past our prime. We talked about

00:57:08.699 --> 00:57:13.739
the fact that you can't control how a movie is

00:57:13.739 --> 00:57:17.460
going to do. What you can control is the experience

00:57:17.460 --> 00:57:21.139
of making it. And the experiences that we had

00:57:21.139 --> 00:57:24.360
together and that he had with his cast of his

00:57:24.360 --> 00:57:27.860
other movies was so extraordinary that that's,

00:57:27.860 --> 00:57:30.900
he said, that's something you always have. Rest

00:57:30.900 --> 00:57:34.360
in peace, Rob Reiner. That son is a loser. I

00:57:34.360 --> 00:57:36.159
don't care how mentally ill he is. I'm mentally

00:57:36.159 --> 00:57:41.880
ill and I don't kill people. It's tax day, which

00:57:41.880 --> 00:57:44.539
means it's very busy at many post offices as

00:57:44.539 --> 00:57:47.300
last minute filers are dropping off their returns.

00:57:47.900 --> 00:57:50.179
For many immigrants, however, it's a different

00:57:50.179 --> 00:57:52.920
situation. They are avoiding filing their taxes

00:57:52.920 --> 00:57:56.840
out of the unfounded fear that the IRS will share

00:57:56.840 --> 00:57:58.920
their personal information. Yeah, it's a pretty

00:57:58.920 --> 00:58:02.320
good fear to have. With ICE agents. taxpayers

00:58:02.320 --> 00:58:05.079
making sure to get their returns postmarked by

00:58:05.079 --> 00:58:08.900
today april 15th the majority likely have enclosed

00:58:08.900 --> 00:58:12.599
payments because they owe according to some studies

00:58:12.599 --> 00:58:15.280
however there may be fewer of them participating

00:58:15.280 --> 00:58:17.940
this year because many undocumented immigrants

00:58:17.940 --> 00:58:20.860
who normally file tax returns have chosen not

00:58:20.860 --> 00:58:24.099
to this year they're scared of immigration getting

00:58:24.099 --> 00:58:27.400
information and being being um Going to their

00:58:27.400 --> 00:58:29.639
properties, looking for them at their job sites,

00:58:29.880 --> 00:58:32.719
going where their children are in school. According

00:58:32.719 --> 00:58:36.179
to one study from Yale University, the IRS stands

00:58:36.179 --> 00:58:40.599
to lose up to $479 billion. All right, well,

00:58:40.699 --> 00:58:49.059
there you go. The IRS is a scary gang. As for

00:58:49.059 --> 00:58:52.099
Tom Cruise, he just avoided a run -in with ex

00:58:52.099 --> 00:58:55.780
-Nicole Kidman in Vegas. That's Tom in all black

00:58:55.780 --> 00:58:58.300
accidentally matching his former wife of nearly

00:58:58.300 --> 00:59:01.860
11 years. So they barely didn't see each other.

00:59:03.480 --> 00:59:05.440
I've been at parties before where my exes are

00:59:05.440 --> 00:59:09.000
there. It's awkward. I just walk around like

00:59:09.000 --> 00:59:11.019
I'm the man and act like they don't exist. They

00:59:11.019 --> 00:59:13.579
arrived 50 minutes apart to each present their

00:59:13.579 --> 00:59:16.599
latest films at CinemaCon. CinemaCon. Sounds

00:59:16.599 --> 00:59:20.639
like a fun time at CinemaCon. Mm -hmm. Oh, it's

00:59:20.639 --> 00:59:24.300
CinemaCon. Sharing the stage is something that

00:59:24.300 --> 00:59:27.340
hasn't happened since their 2001 divorce. All

00:59:27.340 --> 00:59:29.960
right, so there you go. Wow, that was a quarter

00:59:29.960 --> 00:59:32.719
century thing. That is absolutely, positively

00:59:32.719 --> 00:59:40.559
insane! Happy Hot Topic! Hunger Games actor Ethan

00:59:40.559 --> 00:59:43.500
Jameson is facing serious felony charges. He

00:59:43.500 --> 00:59:47.690
just looks like a sociopath. Nearly one year

00:59:47.690 --> 00:59:50.349
after being arrested for another crime in North

00:59:50.349 --> 00:59:53.289
Carolina. He's a loser. Ethan, who starred as

00:59:53.289 --> 00:59:55.150
the District 4 male tribute in The Hunger Games,

00:59:55.289 --> 00:59:57.409
is facing three counts of assault with a deadly

00:59:57.409 --> 01:00:00.150
weapon with intent to kill. Per Wake County Sheriff's

01:00:00.150 --> 01:00:02.690
Office arrest records viewed by E! News. Ah,

01:00:02.690 --> 01:00:05.230
well, hopefully he gets some mental health help.

01:00:05.530 --> 01:00:08.369
See, it looks crazy. Speaking of this dumb, crazy

01:00:08.369 --> 01:00:14.010
broad. Happy Hot Topic! It's case closed for

01:00:14.010 --> 01:00:16.510
dethroned bachelorette Taylor Frankie Paul, who

01:00:16.510 --> 01:00:19.309
will not face charges. Absolutely ridiculous.

01:00:19.510 --> 01:00:22.829
I never want to hear that women don't have it

01:00:22.829 --> 01:00:27.190
easy. Women can get away with banging their students,

01:00:27.469 --> 01:00:30.849
beating up their loved ones. Taylor Frankie Paul,

01:00:30.969 --> 01:00:34.489
you may be a hottie, but you're a loser. And

01:00:34.489 --> 01:00:37.670
you always will be. In connection with two domestic

01:00:37.670 --> 01:00:40.519
violence investigations earlier this year. Can

01:00:40.519 --> 01:00:43.099
you imagine if a man did it? But a woman did

01:00:43.099 --> 01:00:45.519
it. He was mean to her. You can't just do that

01:00:45.519 --> 01:00:50.099
and traumatize the kid. You know her first smell.

01:00:52.579 --> 01:00:57.460
Oh, fuck. I got to skip over this with a copyright.

01:00:58.340 --> 01:01:02.659
Damn it. Here it is about the cryptic message

01:01:02.659 --> 01:01:05.159
Katy Perry shared about Ruby Rose. After the

01:01:05.159 --> 01:01:07.619
bombshell allegations surfaced, the singer sent

01:01:07.619 --> 01:01:10.170
a cryptic message on Instagram writing, i love

01:01:10.170 --> 01:01:13.929
you and posting her emotional 2013 song by the

01:01:13.929 --> 01:01:16.250
grace of god all right so that is just riddled

01:01:16.250 --> 01:01:19.849
with copyright i can't play that i gotta be careful

01:01:19.849 --> 01:01:26.670
all right it is time to talk about clavicular

01:01:26.670 --> 01:01:29.670
and you know how we do that i have a new song

01:01:29.670 --> 01:01:34.789
i created about clavicular or rather ai created

01:01:49.269 --> 01:01:54.730
He walks in late, same streak alone Talking too

01:01:54.730 --> 01:01:59.489
loud on a cracked up phone Thinks he's lit, just

01:01:59.489 --> 01:02:04.010
lost and faded Whole crew tired of the game he's

01:02:04.010 --> 01:02:11.480
playing He blames that year for the mess in his

01:02:11.480 --> 01:02:17.460
head Young mad, scrolls till four Tough guy act,

01:02:17.699 --> 01:02:21.840
hurt kid to court Clappy killer's a douchebag

01:02:21.840 --> 01:02:27.460
Yeah, we set it on air Oh, oh, oh, oh Acting

01:02:27.460 --> 01:02:34.320
like a big man Deep down scared Oh, oh, oh, oh

01:02:45.449 --> 01:02:51.949
Just a lost kid. He'll ghost you twice, then

01:02:51.949 --> 01:02:57.590
text you up. On pain, just pours more cups. Whole

01:02:57.590 --> 01:03:02.050
generation got hit, then shaken. He just never

01:03:02.050 --> 01:03:41.840
stops self -medicating. Just a lost kid now.

01:04:26.760 --> 01:04:31.679
Just a lost kid now. Oh, yeah. Let's see what's

01:04:31.679 --> 01:04:40.219
going on with this moron. Happy Hot Topic. Any

01:04:40.219 --> 01:04:44.840
more substances for a little while. Hopefully

01:04:44.840 --> 01:04:48.119
for forever. But that means I can't be on stream

01:04:48.119 --> 01:04:52.820
anymore. So, that's a day. I really can't be

01:04:52.820 --> 01:04:54.840
on stream. Wow, there's terrible music in the

01:04:54.840 --> 01:04:59.179
background. And then there's this. Mm -hmm. Oh,

01:04:59.219 --> 01:05:10.440
my God. Holy. What? Oh, God. Why do you have

01:05:10.440 --> 01:05:15.239
to beep out the swears? Holy bee. Looks Maxine

01:05:15.239 --> 01:05:18.139
influencer Clavicular speaking out after his

01:05:18.139 --> 01:05:20.699
suspected drug overdose, which was caught on

01:05:20.699 --> 01:05:23.820
livestream this week. When did you last say blue?

01:05:27.739 --> 01:05:32.260
You want nutty? You want nutty? Holy shit, dude.

01:05:32.260 --> 01:05:35.639
I'm trying my best, but I'm destroyed right now.

01:05:35.860 --> 01:05:37.820
All right. I feel stupider listening to them.

01:05:37.920 --> 01:05:43.380
I absolutely, positively do. I can't. Ron Hoppy

01:05:43.380 --> 01:05:48.280
on the air. Yeah, we back in this. Turn it up

01:05:48.280 --> 01:05:52.940
in your car. In your cubicle. Wherever you at.

01:05:53.880 --> 01:06:01.199
We got another one to talk about. Scroll, same

01:06:01.199 --> 01:06:04.280
face, same pose. Filter on thick like them fake

01:06:04.280 --> 01:06:06.880
friends' clothes. Capture so deep, it don't say

01:06:06.880 --> 01:06:09.480
one thing. But the brand deal link always stay

01:06:09.480 --> 01:06:12.000
front page. She rehearse that laugh that I'm

01:06:12.000 --> 01:06:15.099
just like you. In a hotel mirror with a spontaneous

01:06:15.099 --> 01:06:17.239
view. Wants a mic, wants the merch, wants the

01:06:17.239 --> 01:06:19.760
podcast chair. Say a whole lot of words, but

01:06:19.760 --> 01:06:22.440
there's nothing really there. Alex Charles is

01:06:22.440 --> 01:06:27.019
a wannabe, call a daddy. Wannabe, wannabe. Trying

01:06:27.019 --> 01:06:33.440
to copy every topic, everybody. But it's hollow

01:06:33.440 --> 01:06:37.739
in the center You forget about the dinner Alex

01:06:37.739 --> 01:06:41.820
Earl is a wannabe That's tragic Right here on

01:06:41.820 --> 01:06:50.679
Happy Hour Happy Hot Topic Alex Earl Hey girl

01:06:50.679 --> 01:06:56.519
I gotta call you out here I'm gonna throw up

01:06:56.519 --> 01:07:00.570
What's the beef? Just two days after Alex Earl

01:07:00.570 --> 01:07:03.909
and Alex Cooper's feud publicly ignited. You're

01:07:03.909 --> 01:07:06.750
going to need to get specific and just say what

01:07:06.750 --> 01:07:09.690
you got to say about me. Is it funny? It feels

01:07:09.690 --> 01:07:13.710
like a waste of time. And honestly, no. E .T.'s

01:07:13.710 --> 01:07:15.809
learning more about their fallout stemming from

01:07:15.809 --> 01:07:18.570
Earl's hot mess podcast, which was quietly dropped

01:07:18.570 --> 01:07:21.010
by Cooper's Unwell Network. Yeah, that happened

01:07:21.010 --> 01:07:30.530
very quietly. Um, there's going to be an update

01:07:30.530 --> 01:07:32.429
on it pretty soon. There's Alex and her little

01:07:32.429 --> 01:07:35.010
boring ass. A source tells ET the Dancing with

01:07:35.010 --> 01:07:37.369
the Stars alum feels she never needed the Call

01:07:37.369 --> 01:07:40.030
Her Daddy hosts platform to achieve her dreams.

01:07:40.329 --> 01:07:43.050
It's just gotten so big. Alex was initially excited

01:07:43.050 --> 01:07:45.750
to join the Unwell Network, but unfortunately,

01:07:45.849 --> 01:07:47.929
she quickly realized that the way the company

01:07:47.929 --> 01:07:50.369
was structured was not what she had signed up

01:07:50.369 --> 01:07:54.309
for. Yeah, she wants it to be about her. alex

01:07:54.309 --> 01:07:56.909
felt the unwell network was very demanding and

01:07:56.909 --> 01:08:00.130
had a controlling and toxic environment yeah

01:08:00.130 --> 01:08:04.969
you're very toxic alex nothing to hide when it

01:08:04.969 --> 01:08:08.019
comes to you and me Yeah, the war erupted Monday

01:08:08.019 --> 01:08:10.400
when Cooper called Earl out directly on TikTok,

01:08:10.699 --> 01:08:13.500
criticizing her for reposting videos like this

01:08:13.500 --> 01:08:15.800
without actually addressing Cooper directly.

01:08:16.239 --> 01:08:19.279
I would honestly compare Alex. Here's that annoying

01:08:19.279 --> 01:08:23.960
broad, the brown. All right, whatever. Shut up!

01:08:24.000 --> 01:08:30.020
You're annoying! Happy Hot Topic! What's the

01:08:30.020 --> 01:08:33.920
beef? The Alex Cooper and Alex Earl feud has

01:08:33.920 --> 01:08:37.100
everyone talking. Hell yeah, there's two boring

01:08:37.100 --> 01:08:39.420
blondes that think they're interesting. And call

01:08:39.420 --> 01:08:42.640
us riveted by the very public drama. The Call

01:08:42.640 --> 01:08:44.960
Her Daddy podcast host and Dancing with the Stars

01:08:44.960 --> 01:08:47.699
alum first sparked rumors of tension in March

01:08:47.699 --> 01:08:51.920
2025. Who's hotter, Alex Cooper or Alex Earl?

01:08:52.649 --> 01:08:54.649
I think Alex Cooper would be more fun and bad,

01:08:54.729 --> 01:08:57.149
but Alex Earl is hotter. After Earl's hot mess

01:08:57.149 --> 01:08:59.949
podcast was removed from Cooper's Unwell Network.

01:09:00.289 --> 01:09:02.670
Bear in mind that Earl was one of the first creators

01:09:02.670 --> 01:09:06.430
to sign up for the new company in 2023. And while

01:09:06.430 --> 01:09:08.750
Cooper confirmed in TikTok comments at the time

01:09:08.750 --> 01:09:11.369
that Alex not being able to podcast has nothing

01:09:11.369 --> 01:09:13.850
to do with Unwell, Earl had a slightly different

01:09:13.850 --> 01:09:17.270
take. In fact, the 25 -year -old told WSJ Magazine

01:09:17.270 --> 01:09:19.569
in May that her reason for leaving involved,

01:09:19.829 --> 01:09:22.130
quote, a little bit of a hot mess. Hell yeah!

01:09:22.220 --> 01:09:25.760
Behind the scenes. And the duo's apparent feud

01:09:25.760 --> 01:09:28.539
recently came to a head after Earl reposted an

01:09:28.539 --> 01:09:31.619
April 9th. And they gave head. TikTok, which

01:09:31.619 --> 01:09:33.859
likened Cooper to a, quote, ambulance chaser

01:09:33.859 --> 01:09:36.460
and Grim Reaper. Yeah, that Bravo mom brand.

01:09:36.960 --> 01:09:38.960
due to the traumatic stories celebrities share

01:09:38.960 --> 01:09:41.880
on her podcast. But Alex didn't just... Oh, what?

01:09:42.000 --> 01:09:44.239
So what does the Bravo mom on TikTok want? Boring

01:09:44.239 --> 01:09:47.140
stories? No, it ain't no... You know, just on

01:09:47.140 --> 01:09:50.340
TikTok. Alex Cooper is the one making a hundred

01:09:50.340 --> 01:09:53.300
million. Sit idly by, she called out the situation

01:09:53.300 --> 01:09:56.659
in an April 13th TikTok video demanding clarity.

01:09:57.319 --> 01:10:03.189
Alex Earl. Hey, girl. The passive aggressive

01:10:03.189 --> 01:10:07.810
repost and the likes and the commenting on things.

01:10:09.210 --> 01:10:13.210
I got to call you out here. You're going to need

01:10:13.210 --> 01:10:15.909
to get specific and just say what you got to

01:10:15.909 --> 01:10:18.449
say about. I really agree as much as Alex Cooper.

01:10:21.229 --> 01:10:26.430
There's no NDA. No one is stopping you. Stop

01:10:26.430 --> 01:10:30.149
hiding behind other people and just say it yourself.

01:10:30.329 --> 01:10:33.449
What's the beef? Earl was quick to respond, writing

01:10:33.449 --> 01:10:36.050
in the comments under Cooper's video, okay, on

01:10:36.050 --> 01:10:37.850
it. But that never said anything, so that's when

01:10:37.850 --> 01:10:41.409
he knows she lost. The influencer then posted

01:10:41.409 --> 01:10:44.250
her own TikTok April 14th. Her pretending to

01:10:44.250 --> 01:10:46.489
wake up and not know about it. Sharing that she

01:10:46.489 --> 01:10:48.670
was woken up by friends showing her Cooper's

01:10:48.670 --> 01:10:51.470
video the day after she attended Coachella. And

01:10:51.470 --> 01:10:53.670
she found herself genuinely amused by Cooper's

01:10:53.670 --> 01:10:56.130
call out, laughing as she noted the video just

01:10:56.130 --> 01:10:58.949
literally made my whole day. Now if you think

01:10:58.949 --> 01:11:01.069
this is... And now this is where it gets crazy.

01:11:01.430 --> 01:11:04.869
Brianna Chicken Fry made it about her. Because

01:11:04.869 --> 01:11:07.090
without Brianna Chicken Fry talking about other

01:11:07.090 --> 01:11:10.270
people, she has no talent and nothing going on

01:11:10.270 --> 01:11:13.350
besides ruining other people's lives when she's

01:11:13.350 --> 01:11:15.449
never the problem. This is where the story ends.

01:11:15.590 --> 01:11:17.930
Nope, someone else has entered the chat. Brianna

01:11:17.930 --> 01:11:20.630
Chicken Fry LaPaglia. Yeah, she's hot, but she's

01:11:20.630 --> 01:11:22.890
got that like crazy eyes. You just know you can't

01:11:22.890 --> 01:11:25.430
tell a secret to her at all. She never shut up.

01:11:25.630 --> 01:11:28.010
But how did she get here? Well, in a series of

01:11:28.010 --> 01:11:29.729
posts on her Instagram, Instagram stories on

01:11:29.729 --> 01:11:32.430
April 15th, Cooper alleged that LaPaglia, who

01:11:32.430 --> 01:11:34.949
previously worked at Barstool Sports, the company

01:11:34.949 --> 01:11:37.550
that initially produced her podcast, was contributing

01:11:37.550 --> 01:11:39.489
to the false narrative that she was a quote,

01:11:39.609 --> 01:11:43.800
mean girl. Yeah. Cooper wrote, this girl on girl

01:11:43.800 --> 01:11:46.800
needs to stop. While Alex tries to get her story

01:11:46.800 --> 01:11:49.119
together, let me address Brianna Chicken Fry.

01:11:49.279 --> 01:11:51.180
Yeah, Brianna Chicken Fry is nothing more or

01:11:51.180 --> 01:11:54.100
nothing less than a boring cloud chaser. Yeah,

01:11:54.119 --> 01:11:56.500
she's hot, but all she does is talk about other

01:11:56.500 --> 01:12:00.819
people. She's the one that's got skeletons. Who

01:12:00.819 --> 01:12:03.319
is adding to the fake narrative and dog pile.

01:12:03.520 --> 01:12:05.439
Here are the facts. I have never met you in my

01:12:05.439 --> 01:12:07.779
life. The only communication we have ever had

01:12:07.779 --> 01:12:10.159
together is through DM. Yeah, you're a coward,

01:12:10.359 --> 01:12:14.430
Brianna. Oh. You think you're so important because

01:12:14.430 --> 01:12:18.930
Dave Portnoy kisses your ass. To prove her point,

01:12:19.069 --> 01:12:21.569
Cooper shared multiple alleged screenshots of

01:12:21.569 --> 01:12:24.149
their direct messages. Oh yeah, you go Alex.

01:12:24.390 --> 01:12:26.970
Which included supportive discussions about Barstool

01:12:26.970 --> 01:12:29.470
Sports founder Dave Portnoy and Brianna's ex,

01:12:29.649 --> 01:12:33.000
Zach Bryan. In a separate slide, Cooper doubled

01:12:33.000 --> 01:12:35.439
down on her thoughts, even bringing LaPollia's

01:12:35.439 --> 01:12:37.779
former collaborator, Grace O'Malley. Yeah, the

01:12:37.779 --> 01:12:39.899
one friend you actually had, honey. Who joined

01:12:39.899 --> 01:12:42.979
Cooper's Unwell Network in December 2024 into

01:12:42.979 --> 01:12:45.779
the mix. She wrote on her story April 15th, I

01:12:45.779 --> 01:12:48.319
never invited you on Call Her Daddy. Back during

01:12:48.319 --> 01:12:50.579
the Zach Bryan situation, I sent you a message

01:12:50.579 --> 01:12:53.239
of support. We never spoke negatively of you.

01:12:53.359 --> 01:12:55.720
Nothing negative happened during that time between

01:12:55.720 --> 01:12:58.840
Unwell, myself, or you. Cooper continued, so

01:12:58.840 --> 01:13:00.939
speaking of mean girls, have never met you. in

01:13:00.939 --> 01:13:03.359
my life. What I just showed is the only interaction

01:13:03.359 --> 01:13:06.420
we've ever had. And you hate me? Wow. You know

01:13:06.420 --> 01:13:09.079
why she hates you, Alex? Because Brianna Chicken

01:13:09.079 --> 01:13:11.560
Fry hates herself because she knows she's a talentless

01:13:11.560 --> 01:13:19.060
hot moron. Happy hour. Oh, by the way, Alex Earl

01:13:19.060 --> 01:13:29.439
is supported by Carl's Jr. RyanHoppyRadio .com

01:13:29.439 --> 01:13:31.800
Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably had

01:13:31.800 --> 01:13:34.880
Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,

01:13:35.180 --> 01:13:43.039
all I smell is poop. I gotta go poop. The semen

01:13:43.039 --> 01:13:45.619
was so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel

01:13:45.619 --> 01:13:48.060
like listening to this next song, you can skip

01:13:48.060 --> 01:13:50.939
over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride

01:13:50.939 --> 01:13:55.859
in his selection, so stick around, folks. Before

01:13:55.859 --> 01:14:46.460
we press no, Hoppy Hour will be right back. Just

01:14:46.460 --> 01:17:58.270
like the way you're a part oh my goodness my

01:17:58.270 --> 01:18:00.949
mic was off oh yeah you just missed out on the

01:18:00.949 --> 01:18:04.670
best two seconds of radio ever all right let's

01:18:04.670 --> 01:19:15.319
get back into it right now Thank you. Ladies

01:19:15.319 --> 01:19:19.260
and gentlemen, here it is, the most listened

01:19:19.260 --> 01:19:22.720
to radio show on the planet, even the other stations

01:19:22.720 --> 01:20:20.359
are tuned in too. We talking Messi today. Postin'

01:20:20.359 --> 01:20:23.039
healing energy while they DM huntin' Scrollin'

01:20:23.039 --> 01:20:25.199
through the gram, all I see is double lies You

01:20:25.199 --> 01:20:27.659
can't tag the man, but you tag the watch he buys

01:20:27.659 --> 01:20:30.739
It's that side chick news, side chick news Ryan

01:20:30.739 --> 01:20:34.159
Hoppy gon' choose Every fraud, every fling, every

01:20:34.159 --> 01:20:37.539
late night move We exposed, we amused Yeah, we

01:20:37.539 --> 01:20:40.300
say it like it is on an afternoon cruise It's

01:20:40.300 --> 01:20:42.819
that side chick news Whole world tuned to the

01:20:42.819 --> 01:20:45.300
truth You can't hide from your man, can't hide

01:20:45.300 --> 01:20:48.359
from your man Michelle Beadle was defending Diana

01:20:48.359 --> 01:20:50.720
Rossini. Probably because she's a side chick

01:20:50.720 --> 01:20:56.100
as well. God, she's a hottie. Remember, she was

01:20:56.100 --> 01:21:20.880
so hot in Sports Nation back in the day. Also,

01:21:21.300 --> 01:21:24.520
people are getting rid of Netflix because of

01:21:24.520 --> 01:21:28.180
the prices. The Boston mayor is giving immigrants

01:21:28.180 --> 01:21:31.680
free housing, even though the city budget is

01:21:31.680 --> 01:21:34.260
$50 million in the negative. And Tylenol does

01:21:34.260 --> 01:21:39.439
not cause autism. Here's the best part of the

01:21:39.439 --> 01:21:46.340
song though, right now. Breaking Breaking Breaking

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Breaking Breaking Breaking Breaking Breaking

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Breaking Breaking Breaking Say it like it is

01:22:15.930 --> 01:22:18.810
on the afternoon cruise. Side chick news. Whole

01:22:18.810 --> 01:22:21.510
world tuned to the truth. You can't hide from

01:22:21.510 --> 01:22:24.250
your man. Can't hide from this booze. Side chick

01:22:24.250 --> 01:22:34.689
news. Oh, yeah. 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -0 -B. 8 -5 -6

01:22:34.689 --> 01:22:39.140
-4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at me at

01:22:39.140 --> 01:22:42.539
RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email me, RyanHoppyRadio

01:22:42.539 --> 01:22:52.899
at gmail .com. All right. Here's Diana Rossini

01:22:52.899 --> 01:22:55.899
on the Dan Leviton Show talking about her great

01:22:55.899 --> 01:23:01.989
marriage. I like couples like... jfk jr and carolyn

01:23:01.989 --> 01:23:05.250
beset remember this is really dating me i remember

01:23:05.250 --> 01:23:09.590
as a kid loving watching them seeing the videos

01:23:09.590 --> 01:23:12.109
of them like fighting in the park um apparently

01:23:12.109 --> 01:23:17.029
i'm not for love i i prefer couples trying to

01:23:17.029 --> 01:23:20.170
kill each other yeah you're a sociopath each

01:23:20.170 --> 01:23:22.770
other because that's what i relate to like We

01:23:22.770 --> 01:23:24.930
fight a lot in this house, so I think those are

01:23:24.930 --> 01:23:27.149
the type of couples I gravitate towards. God,

01:23:27.369 --> 01:23:28.630
you know arguments are harsh, and I'm going to

01:23:28.630 --> 01:23:33.229
shut up. She just goes, blah, blah, blah. I saw

01:23:33.229 --> 01:23:37.310
this headline right here. Hailey Bieber is revealing

01:23:37.310 --> 01:23:40.010
she's got babies on the brain. Though the Road

01:23:40.010 --> 01:23:42.630
Beauty founder, who's already mom to 19 -month

01:23:42.630 --> 01:23:44.869
-old son Jack Blues Bieber with husband Justin

01:23:44.869 --> 01:23:48.130
Bieber, still unsure exactly how many kids she'd

01:23:48.130 --> 01:23:50.399
like to have in total. Telling Interview Magazine

01:23:50.399 --> 01:23:53.060
April 14th, quote, I definitely want more than

01:23:53.060 --> 01:23:56.300
one, but I'm taking it one at a time. Yeah. I'd

01:23:56.300 --> 01:23:58.079
make sure you're a good mom first and then not

01:23:58.079 --> 01:24:01.119
have any more. Mm -hmm. I saw this headline.

01:24:01.279 --> 01:24:03.640
Huge news. Shut up. I saw this headline here

01:24:03.640 --> 01:24:06.239
and I thought this was ridiculous. Emmanuel Archer,

01:24:06.300 --> 01:24:10.399
we all know, was playing with Joy Taylor. So

01:24:10.399 --> 01:24:13.680
he was breaking rules. And he had the audacity

01:24:13.680 --> 01:24:18.579
to comment. Mm -hmm. on the Diana Rossini thing.

01:24:18.819 --> 01:24:22.479
You're just projecting about yourself. What do

01:24:22.479 --> 01:24:26.340
we make of Diana Rossini resigning today? I apologize

01:24:26.340 --> 01:24:29.380
for all the thoughts that I have on this. Yeah,

01:24:29.420 --> 01:24:31.880
you want to plow her because you're a Doug. But

01:24:31.880 --> 01:24:35.460
I have thoughts. A lot of them. First, let me

01:24:35.460 --> 01:24:38.060
start with this. Unfortunately, commentators

01:24:38.060 --> 01:24:40.039
in various media have engaged in self -feeding

01:24:40.039 --> 01:24:42.119
speculation that is simply unmoored from facts.

01:24:43.100 --> 01:24:46.060
Diana Rossini has made a living doing that. Yeah.

01:24:46.760 --> 01:24:50.739
And you make a living being a baiter. Speculation?

01:24:50.800 --> 01:24:52.739
Because you suck at anything else. You suck at

01:24:52.739 --> 01:24:56.159
football and you suck at analysis. Media outlet?

01:24:56.859 --> 01:24:59.340
On athletes, on players, on more from facts.

01:24:59.899 --> 01:25:01.760
I think this is the nature of the social media

01:25:01.760 --> 01:25:04.079
beast in which we live in. So I believe Diana

01:25:04.079 --> 01:25:06.560
Rossini has made a living in that. So you would

01:25:06.560 --> 01:25:09.279
anticipate that she would probably be more equipped

01:25:09.279 --> 01:25:12.840
to handle what she has made a living doing. That's

01:25:12.840 --> 01:25:14.760
number one. Number two, you also have to acknowledge

01:25:14.760 --> 01:25:17.119
this is still a troublesome situation. Yeah,

01:25:17.159 --> 01:25:19.000
was it a troublesome situation when you were

01:25:19.000 --> 01:25:22.800
banging Joy Taylor? For her family and for the

01:25:22.800 --> 01:25:25.460
Vrabel family, so acknowledging that. Yeah, especially

01:25:25.460 --> 01:25:28.079
the Vrabel family. Imagine being his kids. Number

01:25:28.079 --> 01:25:30.229
three, it doesn't look good. Did it look good

01:25:30.229 --> 01:25:31.989
when you were plowing Joy Taylor? It doesn't

01:25:31.989 --> 01:25:34.050
look good for several reasons. We didn't forget

01:25:34.050 --> 01:25:36.310
about that, bud. Everyone else might have, but

01:25:36.310 --> 01:25:38.710
I didn't. The first thing Diana Rossini came

01:25:38.710 --> 01:25:40.590
out and said was she was on a girl's trip. So

01:25:40.590 --> 01:25:43.390
rather than simply providing the photos of the

01:25:43.390 --> 01:25:46.789
other women at said hotel in Sedona, you resigned.

01:25:47.210 --> 01:25:51.689
Yeah. And you should have resigned. It's number

01:25:51.689 --> 01:25:55.840
one. Number two. If you did not do anything,

01:25:56.199 --> 01:25:58.340
why would you resign? Because it only makes it

01:25:58.340 --> 01:26:01.199
look like you're guilty as charged. That is a

01:26:01.199 --> 01:26:04.180
very good point from this moron. Once a year,

01:26:04.199 --> 01:26:07.119
you get a good point. Once a day, a broken clock

01:26:07.119 --> 01:26:10.619
is right. If a judge were to accuse an individual

01:26:10.619 --> 01:26:12.699
of murder, the individual wouldn't be like, you

01:26:12.699 --> 01:26:14.439
know what? Just throw the sentence at me, judge.

01:26:14.579 --> 01:26:15.979
I'm tired of people making fun of me on social

01:26:15.979 --> 01:26:19.289
media. I'm tired of your voice. Dude. How are

01:26:19.289 --> 01:26:22.029
you talking about someone's infidelity and someone

01:26:22.029 --> 01:26:24.289
just sleeping around when you did that to Joy

01:26:24.289 --> 01:26:27.329
Taylor? Now, granted, if I had a chance to plow

01:26:27.329 --> 01:26:30.850
Joy Taylor, would I? Yes. But how are you on

01:26:30.850 --> 01:26:34.689
some moral ground, Emmanuel Acho? You don't say,

01:26:34.750 --> 01:26:38.489
no, I'm innocent. So this also doesn't appear

01:26:38.489 --> 01:26:41.369
good for Diana Rossini. Did it appear good for

01:26:41.369 --> 01:26:45.850
you? Assuming you are telling the truth, why

01:26:45.850 --> 01:26:50.520
would you resign? From a job cost yourself money,

01:26:50.659 --> 01:26:53.779
your family money. Yeah, that poor family. Kids,

01:26:53.939 --> 01:26:56.619
money. Why would you resign from a job? I'm sick

01:26:56.619 --> 01:26:59.539
of you, Emmanuel. You're a moron. And you think

01:26:59.539 --> 01:27:02.279
we all forgot about it, but we did not. Everyone

01:27:02.279 --> 01:27:05.699
else might have. I'll call you out. You seem

01:27:05.699 --> 01:27:08.359
stupid. I don't look at Emmanuel and go, oh,

01:27:08.439 --> 01:27:10.640
what a genius he is. Time for Sydney Sweeney

01:27:10.640 --> 01:27:15.020
News. Happy hour, baby. Turn it up. Turn it up.

01:27:16.239 --> 01:27:23.659
Happy hour. This that Sydney Sweeney news on

01:27:23.659 --> 01:27:26.460
happy hour Ryan never filters, he just talk his

01:27:26.460 --> 01:27:28.920
power Got the whole show shook when he say she

01:27:28.920 --> 01:27:31.720
fire Two hands on the wheel, but his mind on

01:27:31.720 --> 01:27:35.000
the flyer Sydney Sweeney news on happy hour He

01:27:35.000 --> 01:27:38.000
saying how he feel, turn up A -hour If I had

01:27:38.000 --> 01:27:42.279
a hotline, he the operator He the biggest commentator

01:27:42.279 --> 01:27:46.100
Mic on light red, he already wildin' Sydney,

01:27:46.100 --> 01:27:48.779
whole chat start smiling Look, I'm just honest,

01:27:48.779 --> 01:27:51.600
he lean and confide Tells a name once, ratings

01:27:51.600 --> 01:27:55.859
go sky high Car talk, bar talk, that boy unrehearsed

01:27:55.859 --> 01:27:58.039
Producer in the booth like, please don't curse

01:27:58.039 --> 01:28:00.520
Laugh track, ready when he starts, that's real

01:28:00.520 --> 01:28:03.779
Top tier, 10 out of 10, that's real That's real,

01:28:04.020 --> 01:28:10.569
real, real He just talk his power, uh Got the

01:28:10.569 --> 01:28:12.909
whole show shook when he said she fired, uh Two

01:28:12.909 --> 01:28:15.890
hands on the wheel, but his mind on the fly Sidney

01:28:15.890 --> 01:28:18.750
Sweeney news on, happy hour He said, how you

01:28:18.750 --> 01:28:21.869
feel? Turn up here, y 'all The plot had a hotline,

01:28:21.989 --> 01:28:25.409
he the operator A -S -I -D, he the biggest commentator

01:28:25.409 --> 01:28:27.689
Call us hit the line like, bro, you obsessed

01:28:27.689 --> 01:28:30.390
He laugh, I'm just saying she a blood arrest

01:28:30.390 --> 01:28:33.949
Clips go viral when he press that play Move feet

01:28:33.949 --> 01:28:36.770
flooded with a face all day Sidekick roll out

01:28:36.880 --> 01:28:39.300
Trying to change that lane He drag it right back,

01:28:39.380 --> 01:28:42.600
run that name again No cap, whole map, know what

01:28:42.600 --> 01:28:45.039
he think You hear Sidney Sweeney when you twist

01:28:45.039 --> 01:28:49.960
that lane And that Sidney Sweeney knows I'll

01:28:49.960 --> 01:28:52.619
hop it out Ryan never flipped us, he just talk

01:28:52.619 --> 01:28:55.100
his pow Got the whole show shook when he said

01:28:55.100 --> 01:28:57.699
she fired Two hands on the wheel, but his mind

01:28:57.699 --> 01:29:08.260
on the fly Oh yeah! 8 -5 -6 4 -9 -0 -B 8 -5 -6

01:29:08.260 --> 01:29:12.960
-4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at me

01:29:12.960 --> 01:29:17.720
at RyanHobbyRadio. You can always email me, RyanHobbyRadio

01:29:17.720 --> 01:29:28.119
at gmail .com. Sidney Sweeney and Scooter Braun

01:29:28.119 --> 01:29:31.340
are Instagram official. Oh, yeah. You know it's

01:29:31.340 --> 01:29:33.180
got to be fun having sex on her. Months of a

01:29:33.180 --> 01:29:35.260
budding romance. Sidney heart -launched their

01:29:35.260 --> 01:29:37.779
relationship with a cozy photo shared to her

01:29:37.779 --> 01:29:41.359
Instagram story April 15th. That's good. In the

01:29:41.359 --> 01:29:43.439
black and white snap, Sidney... You know Scooter

01:29:43.439 --> 01:29:45.779
Braun's ex must be so jealous. ...and he smiles

01:29:45.779 --> 01:29:48.060
at the camera while Scooter wraps his arms around

01:29:48.060 --> 01:29:51.720
her from behind. Oh, yeah. You know he loves

01:29:51.720 --> 01:29:53.560
it from behind. She had a... Well, I'll give

01:29:53.560 --> 01:29:55.619
it to her. Maybe he likes it as well, you know,

01:29:55.619 --> 01:29:57.949
with the toy. Personal touched the snap with

01:29:57.949 --> 01:30:00.250
a white heart in the corner. Scooter, meanwhile,

01:30:00.409 --> 01:30:02.949
reposted Sidney's story to his own, writing underneath,

01:30:03.170 --> 01:30:07.630
lucky bastard. All right, damn. Let's see what

01:30:07.630 --> 01:30:14.250
we got here. Mm -hmm. Happy Hot Topic! American

01:30:14.250 --> 01:30:16.909
Pie's Shannon Elizabeth is joining OnlyFans.

01:30:17.029 --> 01:30:20.130
Hell yeah! We all know how much I love older

01:30:20.130 --> 01:30:22.770
women. This is some greatness. More than two

01:30:22.770 --> 01:30:25.810
decades after her starring role in the 1999 raunchy

01:30:25.810 --> 01:30:28.850
comedy, the now 52 -year -old is reclaiming her

01:30:28.850 --> 01:30:31.289
sexuality. Gosh, she's so freaking hot for 52.

01:30:31.670 --> 01:30:35.029
On the steamy platform. Oh, this is incredible.

01:30:35.329 --> 01:30:40.050
Oh, my God. This is too much. Oh, you see? Oh,

01:30:40.130 --> 01:30:44.039
there that goes. Oh, geez. God bless the internet.

01:30:44.439 --> 01:30:46.680
There you go. So she's on OnlyFans, but I'm sure

01:30:46.680 --> 01:30:48.340
she won't be doing sex. I'll just be like, you

01:30:48.340 --> 01:30:50.439
know, selfies and pretending to talk to her fans.

01:30:50.720 --> 01:30:55.880
Rihanna is the only girl in the world with this

01:30:55.880 --> 01:30:58.720
achievement. The singer makes history as the

01:30:58.720 --> 01:31:01.340
first woman to surpass 200 million Recording

01:31:01.340 --> 01:31:04.399
Industry Association of America single certifications.

01:31:04.819 --> 01:31:07.619
That is a mouthful. Despite the fact that she

01:31:07.619 --> 01:31:09.979
has not. You know, she gives A $AP Rocky a mouthful.

01:31:10.279 --> 01:31:13.119
Leased a new album in more than a decade. All

01:31:13.119 --> 01:31:15.640
right, good for you. You did it, babe. You're

01:31:15.640 --> 01:31:21.500
a legend. Mm -hmm. Time for Beckham News. Yeah.

01:31:22.579 --> 01:31:28.920
Uh. Turn it up, turn it up. Let me tell my story

01:31:28.920 --> 01:31:32.050
real quick. I don't know. Put up late, still

01:31:32.050 --> 01:31:34.430
first on the sheet Been bendin' these corners,

01:31:34.590 --> 01:31:36.489
I've been runnin' these streets They scrollin'

01:31:36.489 --> 01:31:38.569
for the cameras, I scrollin' for the stats Got

01:31:38.569 --> 01:31:40.649
trophies in my mind, they just posin' for the

01:31:40.649 --> 01:31:43.550
flash Everybody worship what the tabloids tell

01:31:43.550 --> 01:31:45.729
But they don't see the work, they just buy that

01:31:45.729 --> 01:31:48.149
shell I ain't hatin' on the hustle, I just hate

01:31:48.149 --> 01:31:51.350
the act Built on PR teams and a filtered past

01:31:51.350 --> 01:31:53.909
I ain't tryna be black, I'm that vibe, treasure

01:31:53.909 --> 01:31:56.810
me Whole brand for hollow, just plaster to me

01:31:56.810 --> 01:32:13.159
They live for the gossip, I'm past I came from

01:32:13.159 --> 01:32:15.220
the quiet where the lights don't reach Where

01:32:15.220 --> 01:32:17.140
dreams ain't sponsored, they just bleed each

01:32:17.140 --> 01:32:19.800
week They float on the room or I float on the

01:32:19.800 --> 01:32:22.399
beat Flexin' on the yacht, I'm investin' in the

01:32:22.399 --> 01:32:24.899
team I'd rather live my block than chase that

01:32:24.899 --> 01:32:27.500
fame They'd rather chase a lens than change that

01:32:27.500 --> 01:32:30.500
game If Icon means shallow, then keep that tag

01:32:30.500 --> 01:32:33.340
You can have that mirror, I'll keep my bag I

01:32:33.340 --> 01:32:35.920
ain't tryna be Beckham, that vibe pressure me

01:32:35.920 --> 01:32:38.539
Whole brain for hollow, just plastered to me

01:32:38.539 --> 01:32:41.279
They live for the gossip, I'm past the feed David

01:32:41.279 --> 01:32:43.800
Beckham and his family, that's whack to me I

01:32:43.800 --> 01:32:46.460
ain't tryna be Beckham, that's last to me All

01:32:46.460 --> 01:33:07.670
press, no soul, that's a casualty They pose Victoria

01:33:07.670 --> 01:33:10.909
Beckham is responding to son Brooklyn Peltz Beckham's

01:33:10.909 --> 01:33:14.500
allegations. Oh yeah, what a dumb family. After

01:33:14.500 --> 01:33:16.659
Brooklyn publicly accused his parents of trying

01:33:16.659 --> 01:33:19.520
to ruin his relationship with wife Nicola Peltz

01:33:19.520 --> 01:33:21.899
-Beckham, the Spice Girls alum spoke out and

01:33:21.899 --> 01:33:24.279
addressed the 26 -year -old's estrangement with

01:33:24.279 --> 01:33:26.439
the rest of the family. Man, life's short. Get

01:33:26.439 --> 01:33:27.880
along with your parents. I didn't get along with

01:33:27.880 --> 01:33:30.579
my dad and I miss him. In an April 15th interview

01:33:30.579 --> 01:33:32.380
with the Wall Street Journal, Victoria said,

01:33:32.479 --> 01:33:34.739
quote, we've always tried to be the best parents

01:33:34.739 --> 01:33:36.720
that we can be. And, you know, we've been in

01:33:36.720 --> 01:33:38.840
the public eye for more than 30 years right now.

01:33:38.960 --> 01:33:41.220
And all we've ever tried to do is protect our

01:33:41.220 --> 01:33:43.520
children and love our children. And, you know,

01:33:43.560 --> 01:33:45.840
that's all I really want to say about it. All

01:33:45.840 --> 01:33:49.539
right. Yeah, but you're in a loveless relationship

01:33:49.539 --> 01:33:53.939
with the man known as David. So it's kind of

01:33:53.939 --> 01:33:57.199
hard to feel bad for you, honey. Yeah, yeah.

01:33:59.859 --> 01:34:02.840
Something ain't right, man. Today's very music

01:34:02.840 --> 01:34:06.899
oriented. Keep counting. Keep cutting. Keep counting.

01:34:07.640 --> 01:34:10.399
in the crib like know who all these name tags

01:34:10.399 --> 01:34:13.439
on babies wrote up car seats mama in a denim

01:34:13.439 --> 01:34:16.039
skirt daddy with the side part everybody smiles

01:34:16.039 --> 01:34:18.659
but i get a weird vibe start chalkboard chores

01:34:18.659 --> 01:34:21.199
running down the hallway tuesday is for twins

01:34:21.199 --> 01:34:24.699
thursday just for laundry buddy up buddy up that's

01:34:24.699 --> 01:34:27.300
a slogan i'm like how many birthdays you still

01:34:27.300 --> 01:34:30.260
holding too many roll call sound like a rolling

01:34:30.260 --> 01:34:33.199
credit sequence every single kid got the same

01:34:33.199 --> 01:34:35.859
freaking sequence same shirt same head same bible

01:34:35.859 --> 01:35:08.039
on the dresser all All right, now. almost a perfect

01:35:08.039 --> 01:35:10.060
transition but we gotta unmute this all right

01:35:10.060 --> 01:35:12.720
i know joseph duggar's in -laws are speaking

01:35:12.720 --> 01:35:15.479
out kendra duggar's parents paul caldwell and

01:35:15.479 --> 01:35:18.000
christina caldwell spoke out for the first time

01:35:18.000 --> 01:35:23.420
since joseph who married kendra in 2017 was arrested

01:35:23.420 --> 01:35:25.619
last month for allegedly molesting a nine -year

01:35:25.619 --> 01:35:29.000
-old girl on a family vacation in 2020 Writing

01:35:29.000 --> 01:35:31.479
in a family statement on Instagram April 15th,

01:35:31.500 --> 01:35:34.359
quote, our family is both troubled and heartbroken

01:35:34.359 --> 01:35:36.680
over the alleged actions committed by our son

01:35:36.680 --> 01:35:38.939
-in -law. We are devastated for the young girl,

01:35:38.979 --> 01:35:41.279
a child who was courageous in every way to share

01:35:41.279 --> 01:35:43.699
her truth. We stand by her. You know Joseph's

01:35:43.699 --> 01:35:45.979
like, shut up! Her, both in support and prayer

01:35:45.979 --> 01:35:49.600
and forever will. Alright, yeah. You know that

01:35:49.600 --> 01:35:51.579
can't make him feel good. You know as a sociopath,

01:35:51.659 --> 01:35:54.180
he's like, you're supposed to side with me, not

01:35:54.180 --> 01:36:55.319
them. Hoppy Hour. With that plastic smile Fake

01:36:55.319 --> 01:37:40.449
outrage And I spray it on style Baby, no script,

01:37:40.649 --> 01:37:44.069
just rage and jokes. Got it. Loud tone choir

01:37:44.069 --> 01:37:49.430
going crazy while he roasts those TV folks. Wicked

01:37:49.430 --> 01:37:54.729
side of Iraq. Get the phones, let it ring. We

01:37:54.729 --> 01:38:42.590
got one simple fact. Oh, yeah. 856 -49 -HOPPY.

01:38:43.350 --> 01:38:49.390
856 -49 -46773. You're tweeting me at RyanHoppyRadio.

01:38:49.390 --> 01:38:52.069
You can always email me, RyanHoppyRadio at gmail

01:38:52.069 --> 01:38:55.909
.com. Here's Megyn Kelly ripping into Sidney

01:38:55.909 --> 01:39:06.649
Sweeney. I should do that thing where I have

01:39:06.649 --> 01:39:09.489
it unmuted. Man, I'm trying so hard. I tried

01:39:09.489 --> 01:39:12.350
so hard. It got so far. And, you know, it doesn't

01:39:12.350 --> 01:39:16.289
matter. She's dressed as a baby. Yeah, you know

01:39:16.289 --> 01:39:20.130
Megyn Kelly probably uses teeth. She's in a baby's

01:39:20.130 --> 01:39:23.310
outfit. She's sucking on a binky. You do realize

01:39:23.310 --> 01:39:25.470
that they had her do this for attention to have

01:39:25.470 --> 01:39:28.090
morons like you talk about her, right? Pacifier.

01:39:28.130 --> 01:39:31.189
And her legs are completely spread. Hell yeah!

01:39:32.029 --> 01:39:35.979
And I... That's Scooter Braun's territory. You

01:39:35.979 --> 01:39:38.020
can have a laugh, of course, because it's just,

01:39:38.039 --> 01:39:40.579
I shocked you, but the truth is this. Who's that

01:39:40.579 --> 01:39:42.420
moron laughing in the background, her wits producer?

01:39:42.840 --> 01:39:49.340
This is like, this is sexualizing infancy. It's

01:39:49.340 --> 01:39:53.600
shock factor, honey. That's what this is. Oh,

01:39:53.600 --> 01:39:59.520
well, there you go. I mean, she's not wrong,

01:39:59.680 --> 01:40:05.840
but she's also a nine. Yeah, live from the bird.

01:40:06.000 --> 01:40:08.199
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know where to go.

01:40:08.920 --> 01:40:15.500
Hoppy out, Britney lose part two. Six now, Ram,

01:40:15.680 --> 01:40:18.890
Big Mike, big rating. Talk wild bout sex, love

01:40:18.890 --> 01:40:21.510
datin' Slip beat, sun signal, hit the equator

01:40:21.510 --> 01:40:25.409
Local boy talk like a glowing narrator Lame Lula

01:40:25.409 --> 01:40:28.289
on the grave, she a queen Her on the board, her

01:40:28.289 --> 01:40:30.810
on the screen Freeze is free, that y 'all fell

01:40:30.810 --> 01:40:33.449
for the plan Hope ain't spun by the suits, not

01:40:33.449 --> 01:40:36.989
the fans Britney News is back, crap crazy, crazy

01:40:36.989 --> 01:40:39.829
Y 'all got played and the story got hazy They

01:40:39.829 --> 01:40:42.029
sold you a script, y 'all caught it in Claws,

01:40:42.029 --> 01:40:44.109
but the cash came first, she just gave them laws

01:40:44.109 --> 01:40:47.180
Britney News is back, crap crazy, crazy Rolled

01:40:47.180 --> 01:40:49.539
the whole time, y 'all call it amazing Turn that

01:40:49.539 --> 01:40:52.020
dial, hoppy touch through the scab Girl watch

01:40:52.020 --> 01:40:55.619
show, buddy talk like fam Throwback joints in

01:40:55.619 --> 01:40:58.899
the cup, we vibin' Then we dive deep in the laissez

01:40:58.899 --> 01:41:02.100
-rive Teen idols push like perfect angles Every

01:41:02.100 --> 01:41:05.079
tabloid angle, all triangles Spin, spin, spin

01:41:05.079 --> 01:41:07.640
till the truths look fake Whole fanbase fake

01:41:07.640 --> 01:41:10.079
like a birthday cake You were hashtags, merch,

01:41:10.199 --> 01:41:12.840
and a wristband They were private jets, you were

01:41:12.840 --> 01:41:15.760
quicksand Britney knows this black crap crazy,

01:41:15.819 --> 01:41:40.619
crazy All right. I know. Britney was on a downward

01:41:40.619 --> 01:41:44.000
spiral. Drugs and alcohol abuse. Oh, yeah, she's

01:41:44.000 --> 01:41:52.260
crazy. There she is dancing with knives. Then

01:41:52.260 --> 01:42:00.279
her rock bottom, the DUI arrest last month. She

01:42:00.279 --> 01:42:03.319
was flailing until a dramatic intervention led

01:42:03.319 --> 01:42:05.680
her to check herself into rehab. It's something

01:42:05.680 --> 01:42:08.640
that really shook her and she finally is understanding

01:42:08.640 --> 01:42:11.180
and realizing. Yeah, yeah, she realizes she needs

01:42:11.180 --> 01:42:13.600
to change, hopefully. It's saying that it's time

01:42:13.600 --> 01:42:16.439
to get help. Daily Mail's Kayla Brantley. Man,

01:42:16.479 --> 01:42:18.920
that girl's freaking hot. Revealing how her son.

01:42:19.420 --> 01:42:21.680
Can you tell him on a dress belt? Preston and

01:42:21.680 --> 01:42:24.619
Jaden James finally broke through. An insider

01:42:24.619 --> 01:42:27.439
told us that they gave her kind of an ultimatum.

01:42:27.500 --> 01:42:29.800
It was basically. Mommy, get your act together.

01:42:30.000 --> 01:42:36.140
And can we have some money? Copy hour. Copy hour.

01:42:48.170 --> 01:42:50.409
RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be right

01:42:50.409 --> 01:42:53.390
back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever

01:42:53.390 --> 01:42:58.750
we're going outside, all I smell is poop. And

01:42:58.750 --> 01:43:03.850
we'll call it a day. The semen was so big. As

01:43:03.850 --> 01:43:05.869
a reminder, if you don't feel like listening

01:43:05.869 --> 01:43:08.569
to this next song, you can skip over it. But

01:43:08.569 --> 01:43:11.270
Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,

01:43:11.489 --> 01:43:15.229
so stick around, folks. Don't worry, Fresno.

01:43:15.250 --> 01:43:18.890
Hoppy Hour will be right back. Now she'll go

01:43:18.890 --> 01:43:27.350
her way, and I'll go mine. Mirror! Mirror! Mirror!

01:43:27.590 --> 01:43:36.939
Mirror! Mirror! Mirror! But what that got to

01:43:36.939 --> 01:43:39.380
do with me As long as you're straight up with

01:43:39.380 --> 01:43:41.859
me I don't give a damn who you see But when I'm

01:43:41.859 --> 01:43:44.319
back in town So spend some time with me Whenever

01:43:44.319 --> 01:43:46.619
your man is not around Let me be the one that'll

01:43:46.619 --> 01:43:48.699
hold you down Whenever your man is not around

01:43:48.699 --> 01:43:51.619
Let me be the one that'll hold you down I'll

01:43:51.619 --> 01:43:53.380
be the one that'll turn you, turn you from the

01:43:53.380 --> 01:43:55.739
ground Cause you can be yourself with me, no

01:43:55.739 --> 01:43:57.899
need for front -ended suckin' in your stomach

01:43:57.899 --> 01:44:00.199
No need to suck in your stomach, knowin' them,

01:44:00.279 --> 01:44:02.920
but you can't breathe Loosen up just a little

01:44:02.920 --> 01:44:04.960
bit, I'm the one you need to chill with When

01:44:04.960 --> 01:44:07.140
you need to, somebody real, ooh, wait till you

01:44:07.140 --> 01:44:10.020
see my heart Later we'll talk about it, after

01:44:10.020 --> 01:44:12.520
the first time You might not wanna be without

01:44:12.520 --> 01:44:14.699
it, there's a reason you cheatin' on it Compare

01:44:14.699 --> 01:44:17.140
him to me, I doubt it, I'm gon' blaze this We

01:44:17.140 --> 01:44:19.380
can go somewhere private and see about it Ain't

01:44:19.380 --> 01:44:23.159
nobody know Feelin' strong, wanna know we can

01:44:23.159 --> 01:44:29.939
get this on If you be my Mrs. Jones Mrs., Mrs.

01:44:30.359 --> 01:44:32.500
Jones Don't mean to change your name, but I'm

01:44:32.500 --> 01:44:35.119
gonna call you Mrs. Jones We both know what's

01:44:35.119 --> 01:44:37.840
wrong, but baby, we can get this on Relax and

01:44:37.840 --> 01:44:41.239
let it go, nobody can stop us We got a thing

01:44:41.239 --> 01:44:43.979
going on, let's keep this going on Don't mean

01:44:43.979 --> 01:44:46.119
to change your name, but I'm gonna call you Mrs.

01:44:46.199 --> 01:44:48.779
Jones We both know what's wrong, but baby, we

01:44:48.779 --> 01:44:51.119
can get this on Relax and let it go, nobody can

01:44:51.119 --> 01:44:58.430
stop us I can tell you what you missin' You miss

01:44:58.430 --> 01:45:01.050
them hugs and kisses You miss excitement at night

01:45:01.050 --> 01:45:03.149
And you miss excitement at night And girl, you

01:45:03.149 --> 01:45:05.510
don't feel the same And he's steady trippin',

01:45:05.510 --> 01:45:07.470
ain't he? Trippin', ain't he? Trippin', trippin',

01:45:07.470 --> 01:45:09.430
ain't he? And I'm gon' simply change it See,

01:45:09.470 --> 01:45:11.930
I can taste your cherry pie before I slide inside

01:45:11.930 --> 01:45:14.609
See, I miss those and cause they lonely And they

01:45:14.609 --> 01:45:17.649
get some time I read between them lines I see

01:45:17.649 --> 01:45:23.149
that you be crying Girl, you ain't foolin' me

01:45:23.149 --> 01:45:25.430
Your man ain't who he used to be I'm close, girl,

01:45:25.510 --> 01:45:28.310
he ain't cool as me Feel the riches in me You

01:45:28.310 --> 01:45:30.649
just like the queen of England So when you're

01:45:30.649 --> 01:45:32.810
ready for some freakin' You ain't gotta leave

01:45:32.810 --> 01:45:38.850
him You can, you can be my Mrs. Jones Mrs., Mrs.

01:45:39.109 --> 01:45:41.270
Jones Don't need to change your name But I'm

01:45:41.270 --> 01:45:43.810
gon' call you Mrs. Jones We both know what's

01:45:43.810 --> 01:45:46.569
wrong But baby, we can get this wrong Relax a

01:45:46.569 --> 01:45:50.109
little, too Nobody cares to know We got a thing

01:45:50.109 --> 01:46:06.779
going Let's get busy, baby, take it off Make

01:46:06.779 --> 01:46:09.300
it wiggle when you want Neighbors gonna call

01:46:09.300 --> 01:46:11.699
the law Cause I'm about to break you off Got

01:46:11.699 --> 01:46:14.140
kids, knock them out Send them out with your

01:46:14.140 --> 01:46:16.779
spouse Make it rock when it's soft Wanna see

01:46:16.779 --> 01:46:19.279
you cry the loud Me and you, let's have a ball

01:46:20.900 --> 01:46:23.399
That's the phone, out the wall, let me see that

01:46:23.399 --> 01:46:26.479
monkey paw Dip it low, ride it slow, on the bed,

01:46:26.659 --> 01:46:29.300
on the floor Up and down, there we go, round

01:46:29.300 --> 01:46:31.880
and round, yeah you know We even like some animals,

01:46:32.279 --> 01:46:34.619
kinda camera striker pose Girl, let's take a

01:46:34.619 --> 01:46:37.319
lot of those, when we done, take some more I

01:46:37.319 --> 01:46:39.619
know you tired of creepin', but now you know

01:46:39.619 --> 01:46:42.039
you cheatin' But you with me because you like

01:46:42.039 --> 01:46:44.579
the way that Jay is eatin' You know it feels

01:46:44.579 --> 01:46:47.380
good, but we both know it's raw, this what it

01:46:47.380 --> 01:46:55.229
is, girl My Mrs. Jones Mrs. Jones Don't mean

01:46:55.229 --> 01:46:57.229
to change your name, but I'm gonna call you Mrs.

01:46:57.390 --> 01:46:59.949
Jones We both know what's wrong, but baby, we

01:46:59.949 --> 01:47:03.590
can get it wrong Relax a little, nobody cares

01:47:03.590 --> 01:47:06.609
to know We got a thing going on, let's get this

01:47:06.609 --> 01:47:08.850
shit going on Don't mean to change your name,

01:47:08.909 --> 01:47:13.770
but I'm gonna call you Mrs. Jones Whatever. Slow

01:47:13.770 --> 01:47:30.149
Rock Players with Mrs. Jones remix. Now for something

01:47:30.149 --> 01:48:18.199
completely different. Door is closing. Happy

01:48:18.199 --> 01:48:26.380
hour. Happy hour. Ladies and gentlemen, here

01:48:26.380 --> 01:48:30.600
it is. The most recent radio show on the planet.

01:48:30.659 --> 01:48:40.119
The other stations are tuned in too. Oh, yeah,

01:48:40.140 --> 01:48:42.220
it's time for royal family and Kardashian -ness.

01:48:43.180 --> 01:48:45.960
Because in America, the Kardashians is our royal

01:48:45.960 --> 01:48:50.060
family. They're both vapid, nepo -baby morons.

01:48:51.140 --> 01:49:02.979
I kind of like Khloe. Yo, yo, yo. Oh, sure. Yo,

01:49:02.979 --> 01:49:09.420
yo, yo. I got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah Newsflash,

01:49:09.420 --> 01:49:12.920
happy hour, got the tea spilling Rose and Kardashian's

01:49:12.920 --> 01:49:15.720
dumb nepo villains Crowns made of cloud, castles

01:49:15.720 --> 01:49:18.699
built on fame Reality's a circus, everybody's

01:49:18.699 --> 01:49:21.539
fair game Paparazzi snappin', black lions in

01:49:21.539 --> 01:49:23.739
the zoo Golden spoons in their mouths, they don't

01:49:23.739 --> 01:49:27.189
chew No hustle Just to hand me down, thrown,

01:49:27.350 --> 01:49:30.170
earned nothing But they claim the zone Royal

01:49:30.170 --> 01:49:34.109
family, Kardashian crew Nothing new, just the

01:49:34.109 --> 01:49:37.289
same old view Naples babies riding on a silver

01:49:37.289 --> 01:49:40.510
spoon Turn the dial, oppies breaking the tune

01:49:40.510 --> 01:49:44.569
Royal family, Kardashian crew Nothing new, just

01:49:44.569 --> 01:49:47.930
the same old view Naples babies riding on a silver

01:49:47.930 --> 01:49:51.170
spoon Turn the dial, oppies breaking the tune

01:49:51.930 --> 01:49:54.369
King Charles with his face on a pound, but no

01:49:54.369 --> 01:49:57.029
way to the wisdom, just a hollow sound. Kim's

01:49:57.029 --> 01:50:00.510
empire, make up and scandals, selling us drama

01:50:00.510 --> 01:50:03.229
like lit birthday candles. Suits and tiaras,

01:50:03.289 --> 01:50:06.090
fake realities bloom, from Buckingham halls to

01:50:06.090 --> 01:50:09.329
Calabasas rooms. Hoppy's mic sharp, cut through

01:50:09.329 --> 01:50:11.789
the facade, dropping bars heavy, no applause

01:50:11.789 --> 01:50:15.390
for the fraud. Radio waves, truth in the static.

01:50:15.760 --> 01:50:18.600
Calling out the fakes. Systematic. From palace

01:50:18.600 --> 01:50:21.899
to mansion. All the same. Hoppy's voice loud.

01:50:22.020 --> 01:50:36.100
Breaking the game. Oh, yeah. 856 -40 -00. 856

01:50:36.100 --> 01:50:42.539
-494 -673. You can tweet at me. At Ryan Hoppy

01:50:42.539 --> 01:50:46.939
Radio. Always email me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail

01:50:46.939 --> 01:51:05.260
.com. All right. Here we go. Yo! Happy Hot Topic!

01:51:05.760 --> 01:51:09.060
Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton are driving

01:51:09.060 --> 01:51:11.939
these romance rumors home. And how many guys

01:51:11.939 --> 01:51:14.170
is... Kim Benoit. And by the way, good for Lewis.

01:51:14.310 --> 01:51:16.630
He gets the plower. After being spotted together

01:51:16.630 --> 01:51:19.710
at Coachella Weekend One, the reality star and

01:51:19.710 --> 01:51:22.789
Formula One driver go out shopping together on

01:51:22.789 --> 01:51:26.069
April 14th in Los Angeles. The pair browse a

01:51:26.069 --> 01:51:28.649
furniture store, checking out rugs and... Alright,

01:51:28.729 --> 01:51:30.930
so they went out shopping. And then there's this

01:51:30.930 --> 01:51:34.789
right here. Khloe goes off on Lamar. Happy Hot

01:51:34.789 --> 01:51:39.779
Topic! Do people think I just like talking about

01:51:39.779 --> 01:51:42.920
this all day long? F*** no. It's traumatic. I

01:51:42.920 --> 01:51:45.680
have to relive things. Yeah, Lamar's really embarrassing.

01:51:45.880 --> 01:51:48.039
He was really good on the Lakers. He helped out

01:51:48.039 --> 01:51:51.220
Kobe. But now he's just a drug, maybe at least

01:51:51.220 --> 01:51:55.039
formerly drug addicted, but a loser! And an embarrassment

01:51:55.039 --> 01:51:58.380
to men. I have to talk about things that weren't

01:51:58.380 --> 01:52:01.859
fun in my life. I feel so dumb. I spent hours

01:52:01.859 --> 01:52:05.920
and time doing this documentary. As a favor.

01:52:06.079 --> 01:52:08.960
I'm not paid one penny. Yeah, that's kind of

01:52:08.960 --> 01:52:10.960
stupid, man. Chloe, she seems like such a sweet

01:52:10.960 --> 01:52:12.779
person, but she seems like she gets taken advantage

01:52:12.779 --> 01:52:14.939
of a little bit. I didn't do any, like, people

01:52:14.939 --> 01:52:16.439
are like, oh, I wonder how much she got paid.

01:52:17.020 --> 01:52:19.319
What? Everyone is, like, shocked. Like, how did

01:52:19.319 --> 01:52:23.640
the tune change so much? And I think it's changed

01:52:23.640 --> 01:52:27.659
just because he's seeing. the response yeah yeah

01:52:27.659 --> 01:52:30.800
Lamar Odom like I feel bad for him because he's

01:52:30.800 --> 01:52:33.699
mentally ill but man he gave Chloe no credit

01:52:33.699 --> 01:52:35.220
when she was the only person that cared about

01:52:35.220 --> 01:52:37.939
him and now he's there's no guarantee that God's

01:52:37.939 --> 01:52:39.840
real or Jesus is real but she was there for you

01:52:39.840 --> 01:52:43.140
oh I'm gonna attack her because she's getting

01:52:43.140 --> 01:52:46.600
so much love Khloe Kardashian is speaking her

01:52:46.600 --> 01:52:49.619
mind when it comes to Lamar Odom. It's so weird

01:52:49.619 --> 01:52:51.340
seeing they're showing a picture of what she

01:52:51.340 --> 01:52:53.340
looked like before. It's so weird how she transitioned,

01:52:53.460 --> 01:52:56.859
not into a man like her stepfather, but. The

01:52:56.859 --> 01:52:59.199
41 -year -old reality star did 41. I thought

01:52:59.199 --> 01:53:01.340
she was older. And hold back when talking about

01:53:01.340 --> 01:53:04.039
her ex -husband on the April 15th episode of

01:53:04.039 --> 01:53:07.500
her podcast, Chloe in Wonderland, calling him

01:53:07.500 --> 01:53:10.699
out for how he's spoken about her since his Netflix

01:53:10.699 --> 01:53:13.840
documentary, Untold, The Death and Life of Lamar

01:53:13.840 --> 01:53:17.420
Odom came out in March. In a candid conversation

01:53:17.420 --> 01:53:19.760
with her guest and best friend Malika Haque,

01:53:19.859 --> 01:53:22.840
Malika explains why she went back and forth about

01:53:22.840 --> 01:53:25.140
doing the documentary, explaining she ultimately

01:53:25.140 --> 01:53:28.119
did it, quote, as a favor to Lamar, noting it

01:53:28.119 --> 01:53:31.199
was hard to revisit his near fatal overdose in

01:53:31.199 --> 01:53:36.260
2015. I was asked by Lamar or Lamar's team, whatever

01:53:36.260 --> 01:53:38.420
you want to say, I was asked if I can do the

01:53:38.420 --> 01:53:41.560
documentary. I was contemplating because I'm

01:53:41.560 --> 01:53:43.359
like, oh, I don't know if I want to do that.

01:53:43.399 --> 01:53:47.250
And also. I wanted to make sure it was handled

01:53:47.250 --> 01:53:49.550
in the best way. I said, I want to make sure

01:53:49.550 --> 01:53:52.010
this is a positive piece. I don't really want

01:53:52.010 --> 01:53:53.810
to go down this road if it's negative. He's been

01:53:53.810 --> 01:53:56.149
through enough negative. Man, she cares about

01:53:56.149 --> 01:53:58.409
him more than he cares about himself. Like turn

01:53:58.409 --> 01:54:02.050
the tune here. Everyone was like, no, it's amazing.

01:54:02.229 --> 01:54:04.250
It's going to be really positive. He's the one

01:54:04.250 --> 01:54:06.550
doing it. He's the one asking. I'm like, okay,

01:54:06.689 --> 01:54:09.409
cool. Netflix then was like, we can't finish

01:54:09.409 --> 01:54:11.750
it without you. You're a big chapter. Sure. You

01:54:11.750 --> 01:54:13.109
know, you had a hard time finishing with all

01:54:13.109 --> 01:54:16.779
those drugs. that i willingly do the netflix

01:54:16.779 --> 01:54:20.699
thing for lamar i'm not getting paid one penny

01:54:20.699 --> 01:54:25.399
to do this i have no dog in this fight it doesn't

01:54:25.399 --> 01:54:27.880
matter to me if this documentary is made or not

01:54:27.880 --> 01:54:31.220
made well chloe i'm sorry you went through that

01:54:31.220 --> 01:54:39.170
lamar will always be a loser It's their first

01:54:39.170 --> 01:54:44.229
visit to Australia in almost eight years. A trip

01:54:44.229 --> 01:54:47.789
down under. Over -the -top headlines, one -of

01:54:47.789 --> 01:54:51.710
-a -kind moments. And of course, conscience.

01:54:55.130 --> 01:54:57.590
It's a long way from an official royal tour.

01:54:58.359 --> 01:55:00.920
Australian TV covering Harry and Meghan's arrival

01:55:00.920 --> 01:55:03.279
on a commercial flight. I wish Kyle and Jackie

01:55:03.279 --> 01:55:04.760
L were still together and they could cover it.

01:55:04.939 --> 01:55:07.300
L .A. I can tell you they were sitting up at

01:55:07.300 --> 01:55:09.420
the pointy end in business class. So they let

01:55:09.420 --> 01:55:13.119
them in, eh? All right, so there's that. I didn't

01:55:13.119 --> 01:55:18.539
notice this right here. Meghan Markle says she

01:55:18.539 --> 01:55:20.699
was once the most trolled person in the entire

01:55:20.699 --> 01:55:23.819
world. Oh, poor you! It's almost like when you

01:55:23.819 --> 01:55:27.560
separate a family. and then do a failed podcast

01:55:27.560 --> 01:55:29.699
where you do one episode of actual audio and

01:55:29.699 --> 01:55:32.500
it sucks, and then do a failed TV show on Netflix.

01:55:32.560 --> 01:55:36.140
It's almost like there's consequences. It's almost

01:55:36.140 --> 01:55:38.680
like there's consequences to being a brat. Oh,

01:55:38.680 --> 01:55:41.859
no way. Meghan Markle thinks she's above us.

01:55:41.880 --> 01:56:11.229
Shut up. Your crap smells too. All I will say

01:56:11.229 --> 01:56:13.510
is from a responsibility and leadership standpoint

01:56:13.510 --> 01:56:17.970
epic riveting stuff bro he thinks he's so smart

01:56:17.970 --> 01:56:19.989
they think all the things they say are interesting

01:56:19.989 --> 01:56:22.770
but they're really not because they're not interesting

01:56:22.770 --> 01:56:44.800
people Oh yeah, this year, the NBA had the most

01:56:44.800 --> 01:56:47.560
viewers in 24 years. Almost like being on Peacock

01:56:47.560 --> 01:56:51.699
and not on cable helps. Last night, it was the

01:56:51.699 --> 01:56:54.760
Warriors beating the Clippers and Stephen Curry

01:56:54.760 --> 01:56:58.539
and Al Horford were so clutch and showed why

01:56:58.539 --> 01:57:01.340
they're champions, and as much as I can't stand

01:57:01.340 --> 01:57:06.180
Draymond Green at times, Draymond Green, as the

01:57:06.180 --> 01:57:10.079
cool kids say, was online last night. Oh, it

01:57:10.079 --> 01:57:13.739
was great. It made me stay up until 2 .30. I

01:57:13.739 --> 01:57:20.159
was so excited. Had me all pumped up. Had me

01:57:20.159 --> 01:57:23.590
going crazy in the clubs. You know what I mean?

01:57:24.470 --> 01:57:27.250
I love Stephen Curry. Everyone told him he would

01:57:27.250 --> 01:57:29.029
amount to nothing in the NBA because he was too

01:57:29.029 --> 01:57:32.189
skinny. And then look, he ended up changing the

01:57:32.189 --> 01:57:35.789
NBA. For good or bad, but he still is revolutionary.

01:57:37.409 --> 01:57:47.850
You know what I mean? I got it. Oh, sure. Here

01:57:47.850 --> 01:57:51.630
is Stephen Curry's play last night. To take the

01:57:51.630 --> 01:58:04.670
lead. Right here. You ready? Right here. Before

01:58:04.670 --> 01:58:08.390
we get off air on Fresno's Hot 97 .7, let's live

01:58:08.390 --> 01:58:16.270
the Bay Area's best. Hell yeah! And they took

01:58:16.270 --> 01:58:21.619
over from there. Al Horford from 3A. And then

01:58:21.619 --> 01:58:34.199
here's Curry. Here he goes. I was so glad I have

01:58:34.199 --> 01:58:39.119
no neighbors. That was screaming. There you go.

01:58:39.199 --> 01:58:43.300
And then here is... Kawhi Leonard talking about

01:58:43.300 --> 01:58:46.340
Draymond's defense where he, you know, stole

01:58:46.340 --> 01:58:49.100
the inbounds and then took over. Kawhi was only

01:58:49.100 --> 01:58:51.119
held to two field goal attempts in the eight

01:58:51.119 --> 01:58:52.619
minutes that he played in the fourth quarter.

01:58:52.680 --> 01:58:56.199
Yeah, Kawhi checked. Defense from Draymond and

01:58:56.199 --> 01:58:58.079
here's Kawhi in his postgame interview talking

01:58:58.079 --> 01:59:00.840
about Draymond's defense, his future with the

01:59:00.840 --> 01:59:03.779
Clippers and the aspiration drama. You came back

01:59:03.779 --> 01:59:05.439
into the game. It was a three -point game in

01:59:05.439 --> 01:59:07.539
the fourth quarter, and I believe up until the

01:59:07.539 --> 01:59:09.159
layup at the end, you only took about one shot.

01:59:09.399 --> 01:59:13.520
Ty credited the way that Draymond, his physicality,

01:59:13.520 --> 01:59:15.180
and the way that they were swarming and blitzing

01:59:15.180 --> 01:59:17.399
you and picking rolls. I was just kind of wondering

01:59:17.399 --> 01:59:20.600
beyond that, did they do anything that really

01:59:20.600 --> 01:59:23.939
kind of limited the ability for you to kind of

01:59:23.939 --> 01:59:26.640
get off more shots? That was it right there.

01:59:27.079 --> 01:59:29.220
Well, you know what? That was it for Hoppy Hour

01:59:29.220 --> 01:59:31.060
as well. We're about to get off the air in Fresno.

01:59:31.159 --> 01:59:35.590
Love you. Don't worry, Fresno. The hour will

01:59:35.590 --> 01:59:39.829
be right back. I got 22 seconds, 21 seconds,

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20 seconds, 19 seconds, 18 seconds, 17 seconds,

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16 seconds, 15 seconds, 15 seconds, 13 seconds,

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12 seconds, 11 seconds, 9, 8, 9, 8. This is annoying.

01:59:55.829 --> 02:00:04.430
All right. Talk to you on Monday, Fresno. They

02:00:04.430 --> 02:00:06.850
had a great game plan, just being physical all

02:00:06.850 --> 02:00:09.869
game. making sure I don't get no catching shoe

02:00:09.869 --> 02:00:13.010
shots. So there's Kawhi Leonard. And then Nick

02:00:13.010 --> 02:00:16.829
Wright, that punk from Fox Sports, called out

02:00:16.829 --> 02:00:19.609
LaMelo Ball and called him a clown. And here

02:00:19.609 --> 02:00:22.369
is LaVar Ball being a good dad defending him.

02:00:22.770 --> 02:00:25.109
Now we're getting ready. We got these folks over

02:00:25.109 --> 02:00:27.270
here who ain't commenting on the game and talking

02:00:27.270 --> 02:00:29.569
about somebody a clown. Has Nick Wright ever

02:00:29.569 --> 02:00:32.010
looked in the mirror? I bet you if you look in

02:00:32.010 --> 02:00:33.789
a dictionary right now and you look up a clown,

02:00:33.949 --> 02:00:36.109
you're going to see two things. One, it's going

02:00:36.109 --> 02:00:37.739
to be somebody with some long hair. Long hair

02:00:37.739 --> 02:00:40.239
on the sides and a big -ass nose. Yep. That's

02:00:40.239 --> 02:00:43.140
Dick Wright. There you go. He didn't like it.

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All right. Time for Tampa Bay News. We're in

02:00:46.220 --> 02:00:57.779
garbage time. Yep. I got it. Yo, it's Hoppy.

02:00:57.779 --> 02:01:00.720
I will be about to go live. Tampa Bay News is

02:01:00.720 --> 02:01:13.819
the place we arrive from the beast. The first

02:01:13.819 --> 02:01:17.239
headline that I'm going to overlook is that country

02:01:17.239 --> 02:01:19.619
thunder is coming to Clearwater. That's good

02:01:19.619 --> 02:01:34.050
news. Then there's this. Well, beach goers may

02:01:34.050 --> 02:01:37.010
need to pay up to park on St. Pete Beach. Man,

02:01:37.149 --> 02:01:40.050
we are getting screwed by the politicians here

02:01:40.050 --> 02:01:42.590
in the Bay Area. When I moved here, it was so

02:01:42.590 --> 02:01:44.869
affordable. And it's still kind of affordable

02:01:44.869 --> 02:01:47.350
compared to like California or whatever. But

02:01:47.350 --> 02:01:51.010
these politicians are losers. And they're screwing

02:01:51.010 --> 02:01:53.149
over the everyday average Joe and Jane and care

02:01:53.149 --> 02:01:55.310
more about tourists. Tonight, the city council,

02:01:55.409 --> 02:01:57.250
or commission rather, is looking to a resolution

02:01:57.250 --> 02:02:00.130
to solidify new rates and set prices for metered

02:02:00.130 --> 02:02:02.829
and permit parking. News Channel 8's Eden Hodges

02:02:02.829 --> 02:02:04.930
spoke with drivers and joins us live from St.

02:02:05.029 --> 02:02:10.010
Pete Beach with more. Hey, so yeah, people who

02:02:10.010 --> 02:02:12.630
are coming to St. Pete Beach are paying more

02:02:12.630 --> 02:02:15.729
to park here at this beach. The prices went up

02:02:15.729 --> 02:02:19.140
a lot. It's an absolute scam. You know what?

02:02:19.199 --> 02:02:21.939
If you're a boomer listening to my show, I hope

02:02:21.939 --> 02:02:24.319
you enjoyed the days when things were affordable

02:02:24.319 --> 02:02:27.100
and when your generation had it all because you

02:02:27.100 --> 02:02:29.979
left the younger Gen X and the millennial and

02:02:29.979 --> 02:02:36.180
the Gen Z with a bunch of crap. Absolutely ridiculous.

02:02:37.140 --> 02:02:39.619
And then they're so arrogant and unaware they

02:02:39.619 --> 02:02:44.699
did it. Drives me nuts. You know what? Life is

02:02:44.699 --> 02:02:47.039
so short, it's not worth getting mad over, but

02:02:47.039 --> 02:02:49.840
I'll get mad over it. I'll call it out on this

02:02:49.840 --> 02:02:52.939
show. That's what I always do. Three things guaranteed

02:02:52.939 --> 02:02:55.619
in life. Death, taxes, and me being a loud mouth

02:02:55.619 --> 02:03:00.100
and telling you it's ridiculous. Than they do

02:03:00.100 --> 02:03:03.720
at any other of the nearby beaches. The price

02:03:03.720 --> 02:03:07.060
to park for a day on the sand is up. Everything's

02:03:07.060 --> 02:03:10.239
going up. Yeah, but the pay raises are not going

02:03:10.239 --> 02:03:12.840
up. City of St. Pete Beach commissioners are

02:03:12.840 --> 02:03:15.000
hoping to finalize a new resolution regarding

02:03:15.000 --> 02:03:17.859
parking rates. It's not a resolution. To me,

02:03:17.880 --> 02:03:19.640
a resolution is like actually fixing the problem.

02:03:19.739 --> 02:03:22.000
You're just raising the prices. Now that they've

02:03:22.000 --> 02:03:24.460
been raised 50 cents across the board. It's got

02:03:24.460 --> 02:03:28.319
bags. You kind of expect it, right? It would

02:03:28.319 --> 02:03:30.000
be nice if it went down, but I don't think that's

02:03:30.000 --> 02:03:31.779
going to happen for a while. Never. I don't think

02:03:31.779 --> 02:03:33.439
it's ever going to go down. Why would the companies

02:03:33.439 --> 02:03:35.079
ever want to make things cheaper? There's no

02:03:35.079 --> 02:03:39.630
point. It is a lot, but you pay a lot. for any

02:03:39.630 --> 02:03:43.090
experience today. See, that's a boomer saying

02:03:43.090 --> 02:03:45.130
that. You got the six, seven figures in your

02:03:45.130 --> 02:03:48.630
bank account, so it doesn't affect you. The resolution

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will also address parking during events and holidays

02:03:51.630 --> 02:03:54.529
like Labor Day or the 4th of July, which... Good!

02:03:55.770 --> 02:03:59.189
Keep screwing us! And then the boomers wonder

02:03:59.189 --> 02:04:01.239
why we don't like them. It would be a flat rate

02:04:01.239 --> 02:04:04.840
between $40 to $75, depending on what the city

02:04:04.840 --> 02:04:07.600
manager decides. You know what? To that city

02:04:07.600 --> 02:04:11.239
manager, kiss my ass! It should be pretty much

02:04:11.239 --> 02:04:13.579
set so that people don't show up and get a surprise

02:04:13.579 --> 02:04:15.920
that they're not expecting. I mean, it used to

02:04:15.920 --> 02:04:17.760
be like $2 .50 an hour. Now it's going to be

02:04:17.760 --> 02:04:21.100
like $30 if you're there for five hours. Whatever!

02:04:21.340 --> 02:04:23.899
Kiss my ass! It's tall and flabby and I hate

02:04:23.899 --> 02:04:28.979
you guys! Happy Hot Topic! Tampa City and Hillsborough

02:04:28.979 --> 02:04:31.560
County leaders now working to solve how the Tampa

02:04:31.560 --> 02:04:33.920
Bay Rays pay for their proposed $2 .3 billion

02:04:33.920 --> 02:04:36.939
stadium. You know what the Rays are? They're

02:04:36.939 --> 02:04:39.319
just that passive -aggressive woman that you

02:04:39.319 --> 02:04:41.739
never get the truth from. And they just dance

02:04:41.739 --> 02:04:46.100
around the facts because they can. Today, that

02:04:46.100 --> 02:04:48.399
debate found social media. 10 Tampa Bay News

02:04:48.399 --> 02:04:50.619
reporter Eric Glasser explains how pressing send

02:04:50.619 --> 02:04:53.640
spread the fight. Well, today Hillsborough County

02:04:53.640 --> 02:04:56.239
Commissioner Joshua Wostel took aim at the raise

02:04:56.239 --> 02:04:59.180
and their ownership on the social media platform.

02:04:59.399 --> 02:05:03.000
Good. They don't care about us. It's all a big

02:05:03.000 --> 02:05:05.159
monopoly and they're screwing us. And they think

02:05:05.159 --> 02:05:07.720
it's funny because there was never a deal on

02:05:07.720 --> 02:05:09.779
Tampa. And it's obvious because if there was

02:05:09.779 --> 02:05:12.140
a deal on Tampa, it would have happened already.

02:05:14.479 --> 02:05:17.239
X saying he has rescinded any goodwill toward

02:05:17.239 --> 02:05:20.239
the team, accusing them of lying. You're telling

02:05:20.239 --> 02:05:22.720
me a team that's cheap, a team that never signed

02:05:22.720 --> 02:05:25.239
superstars was time to pay them up, a team that

02:05:25.239 --> 02:05:27.140
doesn't even really want to be here but is stuck

02:05:27.140 --> 02:05:30.939
here, you're telling me they lied? No way! To

02:05:30.939 --> 02:05:33.739
him? And to the public. Commissioner Wostel's

02:05:33.739 --> 02:05:35.840
sharply worded tweet follows the release of a

02:05:35.840 --> 02:05:39.000
draft memorandum outlying how the Rays hope to

02:05:39.000 --> 02:05:41.859
fund a new stadium across from Ray J. The plan

02:05:41.859 --> 02:05:45.060
includes $750 million for a team that people

02:05:45.060 --> 02:05:47.140
barely care about. And then the Rays fans that

02:05:47.140 --> 02:05:48.760
do exist think they care about them and it's

02:05:48.760 --> 02:05:52.210
sad. from the county and $250 million from the

02:05:52.210 --> 02:05:54.949
city of Tampa, but also suggests tapping into

02:05:54.949 --> 02:05:58.149
several controversial revenue sources, including

02:05:58.149 --> 02:06:01.609
community investment tax funds. Ah, that doesn't

02:06:01.609 --> 02:06:05.229
sound sketchy at all. Mm -hmm. Wostel's post

02:06:05.229 --> 02:06:07.729
warning, quote, they're literally asking for

02:06:07.729 --> 02:06:10.819
your property taxes. Good. I mean, it's not good,

02:06:10.939 --> 02:06:13.119
but you know what? When it's all said and done,

02:06:13.260 --> 02:06:15.500
I hope you race fans realize that they don't

02:06:15.500 --> 02:06:18.899
care about you. I know it pisses off a lot of

02:06:18.899 --> 02:06:20.979
people when I say it, but they barely want to

02:06:20.979 --> 02:06:23.640
bear. It's a profit to them. There's some owners

02:06:23.640 --> 02:06:26.600
that actually care about the team. Like the Ricketts

02:06:26.600 --> 02:06:30.060
up in Chicago. Or the Yankees. They are the Dodgers.

02:06:30.079 --> 02:06:32.560
They invest in it. The Rays. This is just a bit.

02:06:33.079 --> 02:06:35.600
Big thing for them to keep themselves afloat.

02:06:36.020 --> 02:06:39.079
And may God have mercy on the soul of anyone

02:06:39.079 --> 02:06:41.960
who supports this. The problem is God's not real,

02:06:42.020 --> 02:06:45.140
so we're screwed. The Rays, kiss my ass. The

02:06:45.140 --> 02:06:47.420
whole area gets mad when I say it. There was

02:06:47.420 --> 02:06:49.600
never a deal in Tampa. They don't care about

02:06:49.600 --> 02:06:51.680
the area. Like they said to me, they just want

02:06:51.680 --> 02:06:53.359
to pay for their kid's college fund and their

02:06:53.359 --> 02:06:56.880
mortgage. The thought is, it ain't supportive

02:06:56.880 --> 02:06:58.979
of the Bay Area. And if you think they care about

02:06:58.979 --> 02:07:05.520
you, I'm sorry, they don't. See, I wonder why

02:07:05.520 --> 02:07:36.039
people don't like me. Break they news, from the

02:07:36.039 --> 02:07:38.199
side to the sticks, they relate to the views.

02:07:38.439 --> 02:07:41.520
Every segment like a story from the avenue. Turn

02:07:41.520 --> 02:07:43.899
slick, then you fact -check the attitude. What's

02:07:43.899 --> 02:07:48.199
going on? This that Chicago news. I'll be out

02:07:48.199 --> 02:07:50.779
and let them choose. From the heights to the

02:07:50.779 --> 02:07:54.159
loop, what it do. Every block, every verse in

02:07:54.159 --> 02:07:59.430
the room. Yo! I'll be hot topic. running in springfield

02:07:59.430 --> 02:08:01.109
as lawmakers face a deadline to decide which

02:08:01.109 --> 02:08:03.229
bills move forward one thing still up in the

02:08:03.229 --> 02:08:06.189
air statewide cell phone ban for schools here

02:08:06.189 --> 02:08:10.050
here's why i am against cell phone bans it's

02:08:10.050 --> 02:08:11.689
because of that unfortunate thing called school

02:08:11.689 --> 02:08:13.970
shootings you got to keep the kids kind of safe

02:08:13.970 --> 02:08:16.130
maybe you have a locker in the room where they

02:08:16.130 --> 02:08:18.050
put it they went like when you go to a dave chappelle

02:08:18.050 --> 02:08:20.770
concert and he's live in evanston so there's

02:08:20.770 --> 02:08:22.090
that they're trying to ban it and then there's

02:08:22.090 --> 02:08:26.340
this this is the hospital i was born at Prize

02:08:26.340 --> 02:08:28.199
announcement today. Resilience Healthcare CEO

02:08:28.199 --> 02:08:30.840
Manoj Prasad told the I -Team that some clinics

02:08:30.840 --> 02:08:33.319
have reopened at West Suburban Medical Center

02:08:33.319 --> 02:08:36.159
in Oak Park. My mom worked there for 30 years.

02:08:36.220 --> 02:08:37.760
I was born there. And here's the interesting

02:08:37.760 --> 02:08:41.640
part. Is the fact that it's in a really bad neighborhood.

02:08:41.720 --> 02:08:44.359
And my mom went there when Ted Bundy was killing

02:08:44.359 --> 02:08:46.699
nurses and they were told not to walk in a neighborhood.

02:08:47.220 --> 02:08:50.180
But that claim is being met by skepticism from

02:08:50.180 --> 02:08:52.659
former employees and some Illinois lawmakers.

02:08:53.220 --> 02:08:56.260
Yeah, some. Hospitals being sketchy? No way.

02:08:56.359 --> 02:08:59.100
It's a big monopoly. And finally on Hoppy Hour.

02:08:59.979 --> 02:09:12.420
Oh. Oh. Static crackle, mic pops, the hour is

02:09:12.420 --> 02:09:15.460
hoppy. Cleveland skyline foggy, steel mills choppy.

02:09:15.460 --> 02:09:17.979
City on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never sloppy.

02:09:18.180 --> 02:09:20.600
Radio waves carry tales, but they ain't gloves.

02:09:20.760 --> 02:09:23.520
The concrete jungle, potholes where dreams collapse.

02:09:23.840 --> 02:09:26.420
downtown echoes the cabs and faded cabs past

02:09:26.420 --> 02:09:28.819
the preaching hustle corner kids trading maps

02:09:28.819 --> 02:09:31.619
where the vibes midwest but the struggle overlaps

02:09:31.619 --> 02:09:35.260
cleveland news where the truth gets raw rust

02:09:35.260 --> 02:09:38.600
belt blues every crack every flaw until it takes

02:09:38.600 --> 02:09:41.960
no sugar no draw copy on the mic spitting facts

02:09:41.960 --> 02:09:45.079
no law back alleys whisper still grit in the

02:09:45.079 --> 02:09:49.100
air City troops laid bare, bar sharper than the

02:09:49.100 --> 02:09:51.859
skyline No time to spare, opinions heavy as the

02:09:51.859 --> 02:09:55.460
lake But he don't care, radio days static hum

02:09:55.460 --> 02:09:57.579
in the booth Voice booming through the speakers,

02:09:57.699 --> 02:10:01.159
hitting with the truth Tower city shadows, echoing

02:10:01.159 --> 02:10:03.920
the youth Uncut, unpolished, Cleveland's the

02:10:03.920 --> 02:10:06.859
proof Hoppy blends, no rose tint, just grind

02:10:06.859 --> 02:10:09.819
Every segment a slice of Cleveland's mind From

02:10:09.819 --> 02:10:13.100
the flats to the high stories, combined Unfiltered,

02:10:13.100 --> 02:10:21.149
unbothered, unrefined Happy Hot Topic! Oh Katie,

02:10:21.310 --> 02:10:24.289
it was Rock and Roll Hall of Fame night on American

02:10:24.289 --> 02:10:27.350
Idol and you saw the class of 2026 revealed live

02:10:27.350 --> 02:10:31.430
right here on News 5. Billy Idol, Phil Collins,

02:10:31.590 --> 02:10:35.050
Iron Maiden, Joy Division, New Order, Oasis,

02:10:35.229 --> 02:10:38.909
Sade, Luther Vandross, Wu -Tang Clan, and Queen

02:10:38.909 --> 02:10:43.229
Latifah. Among this year's Rock Hall inductees,

02:10:43.250 --> 02:10:44.930
you can see the full. There you go. So that's

02:10:44.930 --> 02:10:46.130
everyone that made it in. And then there's this.

02:10:46.999 --> 02:10:49.579
Parents, here's a question for you. What would

02:10:49.579 --> 02:10:52.100
you do if you found out your child is a criminal

02:10:52.100 --> 02:10:55.020
hacker? More and more families are finding themselves

02:10:55.020 --> 02:10:57.460
in the middle of investigations after young hackers

02:10:57.460 --> 02:11:00.579
find ways of extorting big time money like the

02:11:00.579 --> 02:11:02.800
recent power school hack that affected districts

02:11:02.800 --> 02:11:05.819
right here in Northeast Ohio. News 5 investigator

02:11:05.819 --> 02:11:08.000
Jonathan. All right, so Cleveland's got troubles

02:11:08.000 --> 02:11:10.409
there. And then what's this? Okay, Dan, April

02:11:10.409 --> 02:11:12.949
is National Child Abuse Prevention Month. The

02:11:12.949 --> 02:11:15.850
FBI says predators targeting children are active

02:11:15.850 --> 02:11:18.609
right now across... Yeah, there's a lot of creeps

02:11:18.609 --> 02:11:21.510
in Cleveland. Mm -hmm. How do you think Rovers,

02:11:21.510 --> 02:11:23.930
Morning Glory, and Maxwell and Alec Cox got a

02:11:23.930 --> 02:11:27.409
career? Northeast Ohio. First at four, our Brittany

02:11:27.409 --> 02:11:30.510
Weir has the warning signs every parent needs

02:11:30.510 --> 02:11:33.470
to hear. Ah, so just, you know, duck and cover.

02:11:33.729 --> 02:11:38.300
And then there's this. These are kids protesting

02:11:38.300 --> 02:11:41.199
in support of their teachers. I would do the

02:11:41.199 --> 02:11:52.960
same thing, skip class. They don't even have

02:11:52.960 --> 02:11:56.859
a good chant. I'll take my teacher, I guess.

02:11:59.860 --> 02:12:01.939
Here's what it should have been. Let's get out

02:12:01.939 --> 02:12:05.460
of Cleveland. Let's get out of Cleveland. Or

02:12:05.460 --> 02:12:45.899
70 downloads. They use the R word here. We think

02:12:45.899 --> 02:12:48.520
this is art. It could be worse, though. At least

02:12:48.520 --> 02:12:54.859
we're not Detroit. We're not Detroit. Keep people

02:12:54.859 --> 02:12:56.680
from looking at their own lives and realizing

02:12:56.680 --> 02:12:59.880
how bad the facts they got, you know? I mean,

02:13:00.020 --> 02:13:04.180
if you couldn't get drunk and paint yourself

02:13:04.180 --> 02:13:07.399
orange and brown every Sunday, you might realize

02:13:07.399 --> 02:13:17.920
I live in Cleveland. Did I used to eat babies

02:13:17.920 --> 02:13:19.739
in a former life, you know? And then you look

02:13:19.739 --> 02:13:21.340
around at your tiny little house that you can't

02:13:21.340 --> 02:13:22.960
afford because of the mortgage crisis and your

02:13:22.960 --> 02:13:25.500
horrible little sloppy kids who will have diabetes

02:13:25.500 --> 02:13:26.979
by the time they're eight because they live on

02:13:26.979 --> 02:13:30.840
corn syrup and lye. And then you look at your

02:13:30.840 --> 02:13:33.220
big bloated mess of a wife and she waddles towards

02:13:33.220 --> 02:13:35.380
you with her front butt going out over the top

02:13:35.380 --> 02:13:37.939
of her ass in long jeans. And you think, I'm

02:13:37.939 --> 02:13:39.819
going to go shoot myself and my pregnant 12 -year

02:13:39.819 --> 02:14:06.279
-old daughter, right? Cleveland sucks! Cleveland

02:14:06.279 --> 02:14:11.220
sucks! Cleveland sucks! Cleveland sucks! Cleveland

02:14:11.220 --> 02:14:31.180
sucks! what you look like on the outside, whether

02:14:31.180 --> 02:14:35.399
you're white, or black, or Sasquatch, even. As

02:14:35.399 --> 02:14:38.180
long as you follow your dreams, no matter how

02:14:38.180 --> 02:14:42.359
crazy or against the law it is. Except for Sasquatch.

02:14:42.500 --> 02:14:44.899
If you're Sasquatch, the rules are different.

02:14:45.020 --> 02:14:48.880
Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak. That's

02:14:48.880 --> 02:14:52.500
all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one

02:14:52.500 --> 02:14:54.319
of those guys who can't wait to get to work in

02:14:54.319 --> 02:15:00.539
the morning. Like a dairy cow. Oh! Oh! Oh, yeah!

02:15:01.020 --> 02:15:32.250
Yeah! Yeah, hey, I'd like a, uh, $9 ,000 prostitute,

02:15:32.369 --> 02:15:36.630
please. Oh, do you have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah,

02:15:36.630 --> 02:15:38.670
good, and if you got an albino, send her up,

02:15:38.710 --> 02:15:41.550
too. In, like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep,

02:15:41.750 --> 02:15:44.390
so get him up here. I had, like, half a bottle

02:15:44.390 --> 02:15:48.250
of melatonin, six beers, this whole f***ing bucket

02:15:48.250 --> 02:15:52.250
of chicken. Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no!

02:16:10.159 --> 02:16:14.239
PhDs in four scientific disciplines. Really?

02:16:14.779 --> 02:16:18.859
Why do you think they call me Dr. Quinn? I just

02:16:18.859 --> 02:16:21.500
thought that was a nickname. You know, like Dr.

02:16:21.779 --> 02:16:30.659
Gray. God, you're stupid. God, you're stupid.

02:16:31.119 --> 02:16:35.440
Hey, shut your ass. What is it now, Hoop? Have

02:16:35.440 --> 02:16:47.020
you turned on the TV lately? No, why? It takes

02:16:47.020 --> 02:16:49.079
balls to do what they're doing, but these boys

02:16:49.079 --> 02:16:51.340
have got them and more. They're Sack Flashers.

02:16:51.399 --> 02:16:55.739
We love Sack Flashers. Oh, it's the second time.

02:16:56.600 --> 02:16:59.399
Order now and get Sack Flashers 2. Sacks in the

02:16:59.399 --> 02:17:04.059
city with bonus material. Beach balls. All right.

02:17:04.059 --> 02:17:07.399
Get out of here. First 100 callers get this free

02:17:07.399 --> 02:17:09.239
Sack Flashers code sack. Operators are standing

02:17:09.239 --> 02:17:11.319
by. You'll be nuts to pass up on this offer.

02:17:12.329 --> 02:17:14.850
I mean, someone at church or internet night or

02:17:14.850 --> 02:17:17.290
something. Ooh, what's that sign? Where they

02:17:17.290 --> 02:17:20.090
put them firecrackers up their buttholes? Now,

02:17:20.110 --> 02:17:22.510
that's a good... No, not that specific sign.

02:17:22.510 --> 02:17:25.389
But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.

02:17:25.489 --> 02:17:28.430
Oh, he loves him, the good butthole. I told you

02:17:28.430 --> 02:17:30.729
not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never,

02:17:30.770 --> 02:17:33.049
verbulate that man's name in the house again.

02:17:33.469 --> 02:17:36.170
I don't think you said his name. Some of us swear

02:17:36.170 --> 02:17:38.850
there. I'm a too busy man to exchange business

02:17:38.850 --> 02:17:41.770
cards. Don't you go Facebook him on the iBox,

02:17:41.850 --> 02:17:43.709
neither. Sheriff says you race from down hell

02:17:43.709 --> 02:17:46.729
down to the library. Yeah, you know I do. You're

02:17:46.729 --> 02:17:54.430
going strong, you don't go at all. Whoa, a real

02:17:54.430 --> 02:17:57.649
live robot. Or is that some kind of cheesy New

02:17:57.649 --> 02:18:02.120
Year's costume? Bite my shiny metal ass. It doesn't

02:18:02.120 --> 02:18:05.139
look so shiny to me. Shiner than yours, meatbag.

02:18:36.640 --> 02:18:48.440
And that is that. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. It's

02:18:48.440 --> 02:18:56.260
time for Poppy in the morning. RyanHockeyRadio

02:18:56.260 --> 02:19:07.370
.com Poppy Hour will be right back. And we'll

02:19:07.370 --> 02:19:12.030
call it a day. The semen was so big. As a reminder,

02:19:12.270 --> 02:19:14.309
if you don't feel like listening to this next

02:19:14.309 --> 02:19:17.030
song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of

02:19:17.030 --> 02:19:19.690
Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick

02:19:19.690 --> 02:19:42.879
around, folks. 27, do it like that until I end

02:19:42.879 --> 02:19:45.120
up in money heaven They be thinkin' they be claimin'

02:19:45.139 --> 02:19:46.680
and torturin' with the bullshit they handin'

02:19:46.700 --> 02:19:49.260
now Pull the twist and make a wish and blow the

02:19:49.260 --> 02:19:52.620
candles out Blow the candles out, blow the candles

02:19:52.620 --> 02:19:56.620
out Sagittarius birthday November 27, do it like

02:19:56.620 --> 02:19:59.700
that until I end up in money heaven They be thinkin'

02:19:59.700 --> 02:20:01.000
they be claimin' and torturin' with the bullshit

02:20:01.000 --> 02:20:03.379
they handin' now Pull the twist and make a wish

02:20:03.379 --> 02:20:05.819
and blow the candles out Pull the all -white

02:20:05.819 --> 02:20:07.739
phantom out, I'm a gun with the pants and the

02:20:07.739 --> 02:20:09.020
shirt and the shoes and the hat with the shades

02:20:09.020 --> 02:20:59.370
and the chain and We'll be right back. When I

02:20:59.370 --> 02:21:02.549
get done, she gon' bring me macheta This just

02:21:02.549 --> 02:21:05.709
the beginning, it only gets better Now wear my

02:21:05.709 --> 02:21:08.270
hat, hat, hat Now wear my shirt, shirt You'll

02:21:08.270 --> 02:21:11.149
never do it like the last day of Earth, oh And

02:21:11.149 --> 02:21:13.930
if you really want to spill on the deal You'll

02:21:13.930 --> 02:21:17.569
sound like a mug, yeah, I did my mug Do it like

02:21:17.569 --> 02:21:22.690
my birthday, like my birthday Do it like my birthday,

02:21:22.850 --> 02:21:34.329
like my birthday This bad new Gucci bag matching

02:21:34.329 --> 02:21:37.530
Gucci pumps. Shoes matching the belt. Skirt matching

02:21:37.530 --> 02:21:40.170
the blouse. Chain matching the rack. Yeah, I'm

02:21:40.170 --> 02:21:43.010
doing my thing. Y 'all got so many haters. Why

02:21:43.010 --> 02:21:45.530
is so many hating? Sick like a mental patient.

02:21:45.649 --> 02:21:47.989
I floss like a dentist patient. This shit testing

02:21:47.989 --> 02:21:50.690
my patience. Sick as work in my neck. I'm getting

02:21:50.690 --> 02:21:52.930
spent in that money like the church and the church.

02:21:52.950 --> 02:21:55.370
Laying on gay skin. Blowing trish in the wind.

02:21:55.450 --> 02:22:00.729
Just like. Yeah. Wapping those tags. These diesels

02:22:00.729 --> 02:22:09.950
busting the tags. I'm a hood star and I'm partying

02:22:09.950 --> 02:22:12.750
like a rockstar I'm better on lean, got my pick

02:22:12.750 --> 02:22:15.409
game mean And you can't upgrade me, mommy, I'm

02:22:15.409 --> 02:22:18.409
the drop three team I do it like, I do it like,

02:22:18.409 --> 02:22:23.569
I do it like I do it like my birthday I do it

02:22:23.569 --> 02:22:30.569
like my birthday I do it like my birthday That's

02:22:30.569 --> 02:23:02.100
what we say around I do it like it hurts Catch

02:23:02.100 --> 02:23:04.959
me on the dance floor, throwin' up my birthplace

02:23:04.959 --> 02:23:08.379
I'm an animal, I woke up on a Monday And subsequently,

02:23:08.579 --> 02:23:11.659
I ain't go to sleep till it was Thursday Kiss

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a shot of Patron and blow a birthday Get a wood

02:23:14.600 --> 02:23:18.040
of gin, take a home on Thursday Burger King,

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mama, you can have it your way Or I can bring

02:23:20.680 --> 02:23:23.500
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hope you know how to spell radio. Or it's in

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my podcast section. So whenever you listen to

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Hoppy Hour like you are right now in the podcast

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description is all of that. We're going to come

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back on Hoppy Hour and keep this party going

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and going. But let's hear from Hammerin' Hank,

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but you can hear the Hammerin' Hank show with

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Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppe on Spotify by searching

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up Hammerin, H -A -M -M -E -R -I -N Hank show,

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and check it out on his podcast feed. People

02:26:34.989 --> 02:26:38.229
with autism are often treated like they are different.

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Believe me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks, but

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my buddies may have known me as Hammerin' Hank.

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I was labeled as slow when I started school.

02:26:47.430 --> 02:26:50.569
Come to find out at age 12, the doctors decided

02:26:50.569 --> 02:26:53.690
I was autistic. Now at the age of 48, I have

02:26:53.690 --> 02:26:56.290
completed an associate's degree in radio broadcasting

02:26:56.290 --> 02:26:59.250
and worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as an

02:26:59.250 --> 02:27:01.670
on -air personality. So yes, I am different.

02:27:01.850 --> 02:27:05.090
People of autism have no needs no different than

02:27:05.090 --> 02:27:09.350
you. Laugh, laugh, love, and learn to gain education

02:27:09.350 --> 02:27:12.530
and join the workforce. I did it, and so can

02:27:12.530 --> 02:27:16.770
anyone else of autism. So when you meet someone

02:27:16.770 --> 02:27:19.309
with autism, don't feel sorry for them. Work

02:27:19.309 --> 02:27:23.530
with them. for yourself that autism isn't a disease,

02:27:23.729 --> 02:27:26.629
it's a condition. To find out more about autism,

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please visit Autism Speaks .org. Autism Speaks.

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It's time to listen. A .C .H .I. Got a new sound.

02:27:56.700 --> 02:28:00.639
Makin' all the hoes get down. They the big man.

02:28:00.879 --> 02:28:03.840
Make it change swang. Pimps and the players gon'

02:28:03.920 --> 02:28:07.180
do the damn thing. Comin' in the club. Takin'

02:28:07.180 --> 02:28:09.879
over streets. Takin' over man with the broke

02:28:09.879 --> 02:28:13.440
down beats. Got em on charge. Got em on lock.

02:28:13.639 --> 02:28:16.159
Everywhere we go. Guaranteed to blow the spot.

02:28:16.420 --> 02:28:18.750
Message to some haters. I'm going to say them

02:28:18.750 --> 02:28:20.950
gators. Well, it's going to blaze you. Nothing

02:28:20.950 --> 02:28:23.850
is going to save you. Bets on the streets. Bets

02:28:23.850 --> 02:28:26.750
on the beats. If you want to bounce, bet, bet,

02:28:26.750 --> 02:28:29.930
report to me. My city shot time. Where I pull

02:28:29.930 --> 02:28:32.690
it down. Ain't no limit. Dropping beats about

02:28:32.690 --> 02:28:35.350
a pound. My balls out a lot. Cause you know I

02:28:35.350 --> 02:28:37.770
call the shots. Stacking paper like them bacon

02:28:37.770 --> 02:28:52.879
sodas in the pot. Hey! Hey, Beverly, hey you,

02:28:53.020 --> 02:29:00.799
hey shawty, let me see you get loose Hey, let's

02:29:00.799 --> 02:29:04.760
get it, I'm a strong with a mean lean When I'm

02:29:04.760 --> 02:29:07.219
guilty, then I'm representing my own team Super

02:29:07.219 --> 02:29:09.459
ugly with a sack of money, it's the Gator King

02:29:17.540 --> 02:29:20.159
I'm just fuckin' like Pippin' Slide off in the

02:29:20.159 --> 02:29:22.760
club, feelin' madness in the 50s So fresh, so

02:29:22.760 --> 02:29:25.180
clean, I got a slacker at my lip And what it

02:29:25.180 --> 02:29:28.340
is, what it do, what it do Come on, shout it,

02:29:28.360 --> 02:29:31.239
let me see you get loose If you bought it, you

02:29:31.239 --> 02:29:34.180
can get some great goose And B .I .P., I'm puttin'

02:29:34.239 --> 02:29:37.819
my hands on you We got the rimmin', we got the

02:29:37.819 --> 02:29:40.940
flow We got the mid, we gettin' down on the floor

02:29:48.680 --> 02:29:51.579
Hey, you. Hey, you. Hey, shawty, let me see you

02:29:51.579 --> 02:29:57.879
get loose. Hey, you. Hey, you. Hey, you. Hey,

02:29:57.899 --> 02:30:00.200
you. Hey, you. Hey, you. Hey, you. Hey, you.

02:30:00.200 --> 02:30:00.799
Hey, you. Hey, you. Hey, you. Hey, you. Hey,

02:30:00.799 --> 02:30:01.659
you. Hey, you. Hey, you. Hey, you. Hey, you.

02:30:17.690 --> 02:30:20.469
Y 'all hiding the motherfucker, making up words

02:30:20.469 --> 02:30:23.389
Lookin' like men, I like them light -skinned

02:30:23.389 --> 02:30:26.569
Two at a time, now I'm twinning twin -twins With

02:30:26.569 --> 02:30:29.170
Tony Grey, do like a ray of Seagram's gin Stay

02:30:29.170 --> 02:30:31.850
together in my glass like they all best friends

02:30:31.850 --> 02:30:36.909
I can't walk, I, I, I, I can't talk Broken from

02:30:36.909 --> 02:30:39.750
the day to the dark She fall for square, but

02:30:39.750 --> 02:30:43.069
my goons don't pee This drink's on you, all eyes

02:30:43.069 --> 02:30:58.309
on me And niggas with me drinkin' dirty Outro

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sign on. Hi, we're going to come back and I'll

02:32:36.629 --> 02:32:39.270
be out and keep this party going. Hello again.

02:32:39.629 --> 02:32:42.690
It's your favorite San Francisco DJ, Hammer and

02:32:42.690 --> 02:32:45.989
Hank. I may look normal, but the truth is I have

02:32:45.989 --> 02:32:49.110
a condition known as autism. That's right. It's

02:32:49.110 --> 02:32:52.430
a condition, not a disease. That is, autism can

02:32:52.430 --> 02:32:55.600
strike anyone, regardless of who they are. People

02:32:55.600 --> 02:32:57.860
with autism normally have difficulties in verbal

02:32:57.860 --> 02:33:01.020
and nonverbal communication skills, social interactions,

02:33:01.379 --> 02:33:03.940
and leisure activities. In the recent study,

02:33:04.040 --> 02:33:06.459
people with autism are less likely to have a

02:33:06.459 --> 02:33:09.739
job and more likely to become homeless. I beat

02:33:09.739 --> 02:33:12.139
the odds by having loving friends and family,

02:33:12.260 --> 02:33:15.440
having a college education. I have even worked

02:33:15.440 --> 02:33:17.700
in the San Francisco Bay Area as an honorary

02:33:17.700 --> 02:33:20.180
personality for many years. Always remember that

02:33:20.180 --> 02:33:22.340
people with autism want the same things as you,

02:33:22.440 --> 02:33:25.040
to be happy and successful. To find out more

02:33:25.040 --> 02:33:27.780
about autism, please contact your local mental

02:33:27.780 --> 02:33:31.500
health center or visit autismspeech .org. This

02:33:31.500 --> 02:33:33.540
is Cameron Hink and I appreciate your kindness.

02:33:34.489 --> 02:33:37.030
Tick tock, clocks are jukin', playin' cool breaks

02:33:37.030 --> 02:33:39.190
Hoppy's hour, almost done, feels like robbery

02:33:39.190 --> 02:33:41.889
in banks Tryin' Hoppy on the mic, droppin' wisdom

02:33:41.889 --> 02:33:44.270
through streams Syndicated Skaro, now it's time

02:33:44.270 --> 02:33:47.129
to shatter dreams Oh, the Hoppy hour, it's comin'

02:33:47.309 --> 02:33:50.290
to a close Radio hits, made it like a Wilson

02:33:50.290 --> 02:33:53.510
Rose Laughter and joy, dissolvin' in the air

02:33:53.510 --> 02:33:56.170
But we'll keep the rhythm, oh, life's just so

02:33:56.170 --> 02:34:32.569
unfair laughter's growing dim is growing dim.

02:34:32.729 --> 02:34:35.569
Ear drums mixing hoppy like fingers without brains.

02:34:35.790 --> 02:34:38.729
G -H -X -M. Shadows hit the street, but soon

02:34:38.729 --> 02:34:40.870
the sound will vanish like shadows in the heat.

02:34:41.069 --> 02:34:44.569
Oh, the hoppy hour is coming too close. Radio

02:34:44.569 --> 02:34:47.450
waves fading like a wilting rose. Laughter and

02:34:47.450 --> 02:34:50.569
joy dissolving in the air will keep the rhythm

02:34:50.569 --> 02:35:06.709
alive. Like clockwork to a show Now it's time

02:35:06.709 --> 02:35:09.590
to face the silence Like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy

02:35:09.590 --> 02:35:12.450
held the mic With humor so divine The void left

02:35:12.450 --> 02:35:21.389
in our hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty

02:35:21.389 --> 02:35:23.770
speakers silenced by the coming to an end Like

02:35:23.770 --> 02:35:25.889
a rollercoaster stopping round a river's bend

02:35:25.889 --> 02:35:28.709
Hoppy's jokes and bad scenes are daily grind

02:35:28.709 --> 02:35:31.170
Now silence louder than the thoughts we can't

02:35:31.170 --> 02:35:53.729
rewind The Hoppy Hour is coming Oh, life's just

02:35:53.729 --> 02:36:11.930
so unfair. RyanHockeyRadio .com I like that.

02:36:13.370 --> 02:36:15.989
He's gone. He probably had Taco Bell before.

02:36:16.250 --> 02:36:20.750
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is

02:36:20.750 --> 02:36:23.950
poop. I'll get you a Lula, and we'll call it

02:36:23.950 --> 02:36:51.870
a day. Poppy Hour is now over. This concludes

02:36:51.870 --> 02:36:55.930
our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless

02:36:55.930 --> 02:37:00.049
America. Door is closing.