Hoppe In The House! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.30.26)

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Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.

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Stand by. In your heart, you know where you are

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going. And now for something completely different.

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Ah, it's getting to it. Happy Hot Topic! controversy

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surrounding rapper Ye's concert Friday night

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at Raymond James Stadium. So this is from the

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past, but anybody out there that was hating on

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the concert, yeah, he said awful things before,

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yeah, you can be a douchebag. And Rick Scott,

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you got sex trafficking, you got all these things

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wrong with the state, but let's focus on a rapper.

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What are you doing, dude? It's so good for the

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local economy to have him perform, but this just

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in. Politicians like that Pete You penis -looking

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loser don't care about you. Ye, who was previously

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known as Kanye West, has faced widespread...

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I love hearing him say that. Ye. Kanye West has

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faced widespread criticism for a history of anti

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-Semitic remarks. Senator Rick Scott sent a letter

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to the Tampa Sports Authority arguing a publicly

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funded stadium should not be used to give Ye

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a platform. And what happened? Everybody had

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a great time and he performed. So it was a waste

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of time. Freaking douchebag. Both of you. Connie

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and Rick Scott. Go get married. You're perfect

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for each other. 10 Investigates reporter Jennifer

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Titus just got her hands on the stadium agreement

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and she uncovered a clause that could make it

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difficult to cancel the show. Guys, we just got

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the contract agreement for the Kanye West concert

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on Friday night at Raymond James Stadium. Now,

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this contract is between the Tampa Sports Authority

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and the licensee for the concert in Icon Global

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out of Las Vegas, Nevada. There's been a lot

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of talk on how much this concert is going to

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cost the taxpayer. Oh wait, you know what? I

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stopped caring about where taxes go because we

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have no control over it. So I love when the politicians

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will use taxes for something else but then a

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hip hop concert. Oh, can't do it. Shut up. After

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going through the agreement, I do not see anything

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about that. Yeah, they're lying to you. They're

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dumb politicians. All politicians do is lie.

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And tell you that Icon Global is going to have

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to pay A lump sum of $800 ,000 for one concert.

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All right, there you go. Everyone had a great

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time, too. Is he a flood, you know, anti -Jew

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loser? Yeah. But everyone had a great time. Rick

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Scott could learn about how to have fun in life,

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you loser. You know what I've noticed recently?

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Why is it? So there's two types of people. When

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they go into psychology, there's the first time

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of people. When they go into psychology, they're

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doing it to help out the greater good. Like every

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Monday and Friday, I speak to my shrink at counselingoncall

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.net. OJ's the best. But ladies and gentlemen,

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my boys and girls, you know what does happen?

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Is there are people that become psychologists.

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Let me take a sip of this coffee. There are people

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that become psychologists just because the personality

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disorder they're learning about is what they

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have. You know, like when you're like, hang on,

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what do I want? And she's like, I'm really interested

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in covert narcissism. It's like you're talking

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about yourself. It's out there. Never data shrink.

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Unless you want to be judged and psychoanalyzed

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at all times. That is totally great. Data shrink.

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And here's Stephen A. Smith. You know, he's such

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a coward. He talks about, oh, it's LeBron, you

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know, approach me or whatever. And then LeBron

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does approach him. And then he doesn't say shit

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to his face. But then afterwards, he talks about

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it. You're a coward. When LeBron confronted you,

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what was that like? Um, it was very disrespectful.

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I thought it was, um, I thought it was really

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unfair to me because... Why? You're a loud mouth

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that was talking crap about his kid. You can

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say what you want about him being a nepo baby,

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about him having no talent, but you're still

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talking about someone's kid. Because... I never,

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I never did what he implied that I did. And that

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was my issue. Like, I never watched his son in

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high school because I got a crib in L .A. Oh,

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you're so badass. Whenever someone has to brag

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about what they own, they lost the argument already.

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His son was right up the road. I never went because

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I knew if I walked into a gym, everybody would

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ask me to critique his son. Yeah, you're so fat.

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Davis hit him hard and shot your ass. And I didn't

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think that was fair to his son or to their family.

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When he got hurt in college with a heart ailment.

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Why don't you do a one -on -one interview with

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him on first take? Cause you're a bitch. All

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we did was pray for him on national television.

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Hope he got better. You never, I mean, if you

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actually did like a prayer service, that'd be

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kind of funny. Him and the Kendrick Perkins.

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And then Molly Queer, I'm looking like a hot

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ass woman. He goes to the pros as a Laker, opening

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night, father -son duo with the Griffies, junior

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and senior in attendance. I'm standing up court

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side and applauding. But from that point forward,

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because you had to play in college, we expected

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him to be in the G League and develop it. I don't

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know. I've had enough of Stephen A. Smith. This

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dude runs his mouth when the people are not around.

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But once the people come around, then he hides.

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That's why. Happy hour. Happy hour. Happy hour.

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A down in my mugshot. I looked fire. I mean,

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nothing to be proud of, but... Wow, that is the

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most Gen Z, dirty, rotting breath thing I ever

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heard. You look fire in your mugshot. Yo, loser!

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Melania Giudice is speaking out about her legal

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troubles after the Real Housewives of New Jersey

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star Teresa Giudice's daughter... Ah, poor thing

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has that loser as a mom. ...was arrested for

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assault May 14th. Oh, yeah! You know, dating

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her, she'd bring the... I guess in bed. But it'd

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be always about her. We got to bow down to you.

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You're so perfect. Shut up. You're annoying.

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You're the worst. The 20 -year -old broke her

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silence on the ordeal. Man, she looks a lot older.

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Not in a bad way. I mean, just like this. I look

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20. Taking a moment in a June 28th TikTok video.

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Oh, look at me. I'm doing a TikTok. Dispel rumors

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that her glamorous mugshot was created with AI.

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But that mugshot, if you guys really believe.

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We don't know what to believe. We don't know

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a thing about you other than you're a nipple

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baby brat. That's AI. That's what you can always

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say. I know one thing that's not AI. The fact

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that you're a nipple baby and that's all you

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are. All right, it's a six -minute video, but

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instead I'm talking about how disturbing Snapchat's

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getting. Stop it, you're not sexual. Donald Trump

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compares young photos of him to Obama and says

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he looks better. He's a loser! I don't know if

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we got thunder going on. Katy Perry had to cancel

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her concert because of weather. I got it. She's

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the worst! She thinks she's better than you.

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You poop in the morning and you're going to die

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someday. Shut up. You're annoying. Here's everyone's

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favorite side chick known as Joy Taylor. Talking

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about adversity. You got famous and slept your

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way to the top. Now you're acting like a victim.

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When the reason you got famous was because you

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were on top and gave good top. It was traumatizing,

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honestly. Oh, shut up. You know what you were

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doing when you were riding them. But you get

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through it. I can't be the same. I think when

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you go through certain things in life, you kind

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of like DNA level. When we were going through

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the thing at Fox and you said, you know, I probably

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banged you as well. Michael, repeat. You hold

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up every day and you handle your business. Oh,

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yeah. Oh, she was. Oh, is she over? Yeah. Yes,

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you're handling that business. I think I even

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stood up in one of the meetings to say, you know,

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as somebody who's gone through stuff like this.

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You can go through stuff. It doesn't mean you

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sleep your way to the top. You got no credibility,

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honey. We'll call it off the football field and

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issues off the football field. They know how

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hard it is to show up. You know, have sex scandals.

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She knew what she was doing. There were other

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women that were more qualified. But she's the

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one that banged everybody up. Do your work and

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be professional with everybody whispering around.

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Yeah, because she's a sidekick. That's why I'm

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dead. Around you. You know how they're not saying

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what the whispers are about? You know how they're

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dancing and romancing around it? She's a bust

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out. It was hard. I'm glad you brought it up

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because it really was something that meant a

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lot to me. It was a really tough day. coming

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in the day after. She threatened, the alleged

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rumor was she threatened to claim sexual assault

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on the boss if everything went down. You're not

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a victim, honey. You're stupid. All of the news

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dropped, and Michael stood up after the show

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was over and said, hey, can I bang you since

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everyone else is? Said a lot of very nice things

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on set, actually. Oh, you got a nice tight body.

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In a meeting, it was on set, and it meant a lot

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to me that he didn't. And it wasn't. It was,

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it was traumatizing, honestly. All right, get

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on right on it. You knew you were dead when you

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were cheating on your married husband and begging

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someone that was married to get a job. And now

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you want to be a victim? Show your ass. You're

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nine. All right. Here is Representative Tim Burchett

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to the WNBA. About how they're treating Kaitlyn

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Clark. These losers. Don't realize that without

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Kaitlyn Clark. No one ever watched your league.

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Yes. I understand there's jealousy. There are

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people I'm jealous of. But you got to admit their

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success. And the absolute fact. That the WNBA

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is trying to ruin Kaitlyn Clark. I love how.

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Women always say, oh, the men are bringing us

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down. No, it appears that women are bringing

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down women. Here he is talking about it. You

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are not happy about how the WNBA is treating

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Kaylin Clark. How can you? They're like not giving

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anyone flagrant fouls for them knocking her to

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the ground. No, I think it's trashy. She gets

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the crap kicked out of her. My sister played.

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She should play college basketball, and I think

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the WNBA is an opportunity for her. Yeah, you

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thought that she was going to take over the WNBA,

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but these losers are trying to gatekeep her.

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Women to take it to the next level, and I think

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she's an exceptional athlete, and being just

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abused. It's obvious. It's infuriating. I was

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so excited to watch women's basketball, but like

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true fashion, they had to ruin it. physically,

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and the WNBA doesn't even put her on their 30th

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year poster. Yeah, they're about to die. Watch

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your league fail. I hope she plays somewhere

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else. Bunch of morons. I think something's up.

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I think everybody knows what's up, and they're

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going to lose. They're going to lose. They always

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lose. The men, when it comes to the NBA, have

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to pay for your league. Some European league's

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going to pull her in. Last year they made the

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most money they ever made and they still were

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like 10 million in the hole. The hole? But you

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really feel like she's being uniquely treated

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unfairly. Of course she is dead. It's a physical

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game. It is a physical game, but it's not supposed

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to be a wrestling match. I agree. I want respect.

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Respect your league. And I do want to respect

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your league. Idiots. You're ruining it for the

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other women that work hard. Dummies. You had

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this dirty rod in Alyssa Thompson with a fist

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to Kalen's throat. Shut up. Oh no, women's sports

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are not taken seriously. How can we? When the

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person that actually made your league relevant,

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you should be kissing her feet. Her very smelly

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feet. I bet they smell a little bit. She balls.

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But no, we have to just be so rude to each other.

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Here is the coach of the Indiana Fever talking

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about it. Mm -hmm. You're coming in here aware

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of what happened two nights ago? And that still

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happens? Absolutely unacceptable. I agree. The

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league ain't going to change. I did a square.

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Oh, yeah! Chrissy Teigen is not worried what

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others think about her nipples. You can say that

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all you want, but you know what is the sign that

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you do care what other people think? You made

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a post about your nipples. If Chrissy Teigen

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was such an independent woman, she wouldn't care

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what others think. After the four -year -old

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received backlash for sharing a series of pictures

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that showed her breasts through a sheer shirt.

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Hell yeah! As much as a dirty, rotten moron as

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I think she is. i have no problem with this she

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looks hot even though she's an awful person the

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mama four addresses the criticism in the comment

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section of the post why are you even looking

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at the comment section when i post a bombastic

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post i just mute the notifications and go to

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the grave not reading it writing on june 28th

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i think because they have been cut into discs

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and reattached to my body like three times and

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also they fed babies and stuff and giant legend

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I really don't think of nips, mine especially,

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as sexy or risque, but my apologies if you do.

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There's nothing to be apologetic about. Maybe

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be apologetic about how you treated Courtney

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Stodden and everybody else in the past, but you

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shone off your hot -ass body. You got nothing

00:16:22.139 --> 00:16:24.960
to be sorry about. I hope you will survive it.

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Almost sure you will. It's so passive -aggressive.

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Can you imagine John Legend having to deal with

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this moron? Love you so much. Oh, she's overusing

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the word love. I hate when people do that. And

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of course, John Legend came to his wife's side.

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Oh, yeah, defend her, dude. Look at you. Shut

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up. Flying with a heart emoji. Nice song. If

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there was one sound effect to describe anybody

00:16:51.639 --> 00:16:54.240
that comes into contact with her, it is you're

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whipped. Oh, you are. That's all you are. You're

00:16:58.980 --> 00:17:03.940
whipped. There you go. All right. That's enough

00:17:03.940 --> 00:17:07.579
of that obnoxiousness. But I'm obnoxious. Oh,

00:17:07.579 --> 00:17:13.019
yeah. Let's do it. You're at nine. Oh, yeah.

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You ready to get this show going? Let me hit

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this button first. All right. I'll hit it. Attention,

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FM DJs. Your morning show prep begins now. Loud,

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rude, aggressive. And those are his good qualities.

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A sick person with a powerful tool. On three.

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You ready? One, two, three, go. Door is closing.

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Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening

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to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with

00:18:10.480 --> 00:18:19.299
Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. Now, now, now, now. If

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I hit this button, boom, the whole program's

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gonna start. Okay, we're here. All right. man

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was so big. Now, something completely different.

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Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.

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This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Oh, yeah. You

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will not believe. It's a podcast you would have

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never known. We had to do like three different

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takes. First of all, the beginning intro on the

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file here at work. It was only up until the explosion.

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And second of all, I emailed it to myself from

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my laptop. And then it stopped playing 15 seconds

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in. But it's like thundering. Third time's the

00:19:55.779 --> 00:19:59.859
charm. Now I feel good, man. I also feel really

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good right now. Mm -hmm. Because I went to Rich

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Keeley Master Barbershop at 4545 West Kennedy

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Boulevard. Over there. In Tampa. Mm -hmm. He's

00:20:12.119 --> 00:20:15.960
got his own booth at Salon Loft. And I don't

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post a lot of pictures of myself, but if you

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go to my social media, at Ryan Oppie Radio, there

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you can see my new haircut. Oh, yum. Did anybody

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feel the full moon last night? I was stunned

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looking at it, man. Having a good time. man.

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I don't know if it's just me or anybody else,

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but it feels like when the full moon is happening

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that my cat goes crazy. She's off the wall, I

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tell you. Just like her father. I sometimes wonder,

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I know they say it's because like since ancient

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times when there's more light because the moon's

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shining that people go crazy, but sometimes it's

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kind of cool. I think it might be because of

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a strong but we'll never know until we die then

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we'll know or you could just not be anything

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which is what i'm shooting for isn't this an

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exciting way to begin the show i'm in kind of

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a dark mood because uh if you're listening the

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week of uh the end of june 2026 in Florida. It

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has been cloudy every day. It's like we live

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in Seattle Bay. It's like Tampa, Seattle and

00:21:42.700 --> 00:21:45.119
St. Pete's Tacoma or something. It's so freaking

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cloudy. Depressing. I think I almost got a job

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in Seattle. It's just very nerve -wracking. Hoping

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your electricity doesn't go out. We're going

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to put out good vibes to the universe. Oh, we

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are. Let's see what's going on with Instagram.

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going on man these women are crazy ah the thing

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all single men need to know about women The number

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one thing all men need to know about women. There

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is only one piece of advice I could give after

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working with over 400 single men. I love these

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freaking bloggers and these freaking women. They

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do these videos. Oh, I have 400 clients. Good

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for you. It's because you're a hot piece of ass.

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Is that when a woman is into you, she will do

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three things. And if she's not doing any of these

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three things, she's not into you. One. she'll

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text back. That phone lives in our hands. Yeah,

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that's the thing whenever a girl's like, oh,

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sorry, I didn't see the text. Yeah, you did.

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You're ignoring me or you're getting banked out.

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If we're into a guy, he won't go multiple days

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without hearing from us. Two, she will make time

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to go out with you. Yeah, all the relationships,

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even if they didn't work out. We always made

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time for each other. There isn't a woman on this

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planet that's too busy to see the guy she's into.

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I agree with that baby, though. And three, she

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will be consistent. Hell yeah. Why not? She isn't

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dropping off the face of the earth and popping

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back in three days later. I never liked that

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because it makes me feel like I'm like the backup,

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which I am. But it makes me feel like, what are

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they doing? Who are they being? What steak dinners

00:23:53.339 --> 00:23:56.960
are getting bought for them? That's what makes

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me think. Blueface got into a heated argument

00:24:01.740 --> 00:24:05.160
with his pregnant boo, Navia, after she received

00:24:05.160 --> 00:24:07.380
a DM from another woman. Don't do that. Don't

00:24:07.380 --> 00:24:10.640
do that. Don't do that. You know something and

00:24:10.640 --> 00:24:14.440
you got something. Man, this idiot's reproducing.

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I know there's probably someone out there that's

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trying so hard to have kids. And then this freaking

00:24:18.839 --> 00:24:20.900
loser can just pop them out. Well, he's not doing

00:24:20.900 --> 00:24:23.859
it, but you know what I mean. You got some tea,

00:24:24.019 --> 00:24:26.140
bitch. You ain't got no fucking tea. Where are

00:24:26.140 --> 00:24:29.779
you talking? You just came. He's a gaslighter

00:24:29.779 --> 00:24:34.980
to the fuss. You're not talking. It was a flicking

00:24:34.980 --> 00:24:37.920
phone. I am so glad I got out of a sex movie.

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I ain't gonna have kids with a dirty rod and

00:24:40.059 --> 00:24:46.200
baby mama like him. He's an idiot. He's not the

00:24:46.200 --> 00:24:50.240
brightest bulb. His ambrosia and skin color doesn't

00:24:50.240 --> 00:24:53.220
stop you from being great. I never tell my kids

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they have to work 10 times harder because they're

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black. You have to work just as hard as everyone

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else. And if you want to be better, You know,

00:25:03.259 --> 00:25:05.099
like, let's say the NBA, for an example. If you

00:25:05.099 --> 00:25:06.819
want to be, like, a real all -star, yeah, you

00:25:06.819 --> 00:25:08.680
got to work harder. Yeah. But you have to work

00:25:08.680 --> 00:25:11.240
just as hard as everybody else. Yeah, she has

00:25:11.240 --> 00:25:14.500
Uncle Ruckus vibes. Color in America is not going

00:25:14.500 --> 00:25:16.960
to stop you from being great. Yeah, and all the

00:25:16.960 --> 00:25:18.380
people in the comment section are commenting

00:25:18.380 --> 00:25:20.900
that she's part white. So, again, I'm glad we're

00:25:20.900 --> 00:25:24.400
really divided as a country. But not at all.

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Here's a crazy story. There is a 96 -year -old

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influencer named Grandma Darnack who was struggling

00:25:35.220 --> 00:25:37.599
to party at the nursing home and got a formal

00:25:37.599 --> 00:25:43.420
warning. Oh, you know, she's wild. Yeah. Here's

00:25:43.420 --> 00:25:46.789
the story. This is the real life, ma. $12 ,000

00:25:46.789 --> 00:25:48.829
a month and you can't party. Grandma Droniac

00:25:48.829 --> 00:25:51.029
said that her retirement home issued a warning

00:25:51.029 --> 00:25:53.049
about her throwing parties. In case you don't

00:25:53.049 --> 00:25:55.549
know, she is a humongous influencer. Could you

00:25:55.549 --> 00:25:57.769
imagine if you just died at the party? Like,

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ah, Grandma Darn! Says that she received a letter

00:26:00.589 --> 00:26:02.930
from an employee at her retirement home. You're

00:26:02.930 --> 00:26:05.650
not one of the dirty, rotten neighbors. They're

00:26:05.650 --> 00:26:09.490
jealous of Grandma Darn it! She says this was

00:26:09.490 --> 00:26:11.089
in the letter. We are reaching out because there

00:26:11.089 --> 00:26:12.829
have been many noise complaints about your room.

00:26:12.990 --> 00:26:16.349
Oh, yeah! We hear a lot of prayers with the bed

00:26:16.349 --> 00:26:19.769
creaking. Oh God. Parties are not allowed and

00:26:19.769 --> 00:26:22.190
you cannot serve alcohol to other residents.

00:26:22.880 --> 00:26:24.960
So lame, dude. They're at the end of their life.

00:26:25.079 --> 00:26:29.559
They're about to die. If they feel like partying,

00:26:29.559 --> 00:26:33.200
let them. This is a safety concern while we encourage

00:26:33.200 --> 00:26:35.779
rest. Safety? They're freaking 100 years old.

00:26:35.880 --> 00:26:39.980
It's not like they're 22 in college. It is to

00:26:39.980 --> 00:26:42.200
socialize and enjoy community activities. Oh,

00:26:42.200 --> 00:26:44.240
yeah, the community activities like arts and

00:26:44.240 --> 00:26:47.180
crafts and bingo. Nah, if I want to smoke a doobie

00:26:47.180 --> 00:26:49.680
and do a shot five minutes before I die, let

00:26:49.680 --> 00:26:53.950
them. ridiculous activities we cannot have wild

00:26:53.950 --> 00:26:55.789
parties and y 'all apparently they have video

00:26:55.789 --> 00:26:58.089
evidence of this this is why i never want to

00:26:58.089 --> 00:26:59.670
live in a nursing home also i don't think i'll

00:26:59.670 --> 00:27:01.630
have kids or even have a girl so i'll just be

00:27:01.630 --> 00:27:06.650
really single my future is gonna be very lonely

00:27:07.339 --> 00:27:09.599
they added it is shown on security footage that

00:27:09.599 --> 00:27:11.539
people were leaving your room at one o 'clock

00:27:11.539 --> 00:27:16.660
in the morning oh yeah it's a party i wonder

00:27:16.660 --> 00:27:20.299
what it's like being hung over at 96 or not last

00:27:20.299 --> 00:27:22.799
tuesday continued incidents of this nature may

00:27:22.799 --> 00:27:25.720
result in restrictions on visitors and common

00:27:25.720 --> 00:27:30.589
area privileges Let them party. And could lead

00:27:30.589 --> 00:27:32.950
to further review of your residency status within

00:27:32.950 --> 00:27:35.230
the community. What a dirty writing community.

00:27:35.589 --> 00:27:40.750
But the losers, let them party. Their life is

00:27:40.750 --> 00:27:45.930
literally very short now. Here's a video from

00:27:45.930 --> 00:27:52.609
Neon. I am the guy that asks everybody for advice,

00:27:52.789 --> 00:27:57.579
but when it's not the advice he wants. He gets

00:27:57.579 --> 00:28:03.299
mad. He asked, he got a warning from Alabama

00:28:03.299 --> 00:28:06.579
Barker's family, forcing him to check in if he

00:28:06.579 --> 00:28:13.839
ever steps foot in LA. All right, it made me

00:28:13.839 --> 00:28:16.279
uncomfortable. I don't like downwards. Yeah,

00:28:16.420 --> 00:28:18.940
Neon, was it worth being around that dirty rod

00:28:18.940 --> 00:28:25.430
and broad? Probably not. So, Speaking of a dirty

00:28:25.430 --> 00:28:30.069
or other person, you know Jack Daugherty. Well,

00:28:31.490 --> 00:28:36.849
here's the audio from a ring camera. You know

00:28:36.849 --> 00:28:40.630
Jack Daugherty, the guy that hangs out with 16

00:28:40.630 --> 00:28:43.809
-year -olds and once they turn 18, he converts

00:28:43.809 --> 00:28:49.349
them to the thing unknown as OnlyFans. Well,

00:28:49.549 --> 00:28:51.849
here he is getting bitched out by his girlfriend

00:28:51.849 --> 00:29:01.250
on a ring camera. Oh, she threw that bottle at

00:29:01.250 --> 00:29:02.809
his face and this cat's looking at him like,

00:29:02.910 --> 00:29:10.970
you're a loser. That's why you don't date a sociopath,

00:29:11.009 --> 00:29:18.289
honey. I have a headache, man. He's broad day

00:29:18.289 --> 00:29:21.509
at night. So there was a clip. There's this new

00:29:21.509 --> 00:29:23.990
thing going on on Instagram. That's a big problem.

00:29:25.430 --> 00:29:29.240
I've talked about it before. So what happens

00:29:29.240 --> 00:29:32.799
is there will be a video and it'll show clavicular

00:29:32.799 --> 00:29:35.019
or somebody. Let's just because we're going to

00:29:35.019 --> 00:29:39.500
talk about clavicular. We'll use him as an example.

00:29:40.319 --> 00:29:43.079
So it'll be like clavicular at a club. It'll

00:29:43.079 --> 00:29:45.279
be like a two minute video. And the headline

00:29:45.279 --> 00:29:48.140
will say like, oh, Clavicular kisses a trans

00:29:48.140 --> 00:29:50.299
woman and says that that's what he's into now.

00:29:50.500 --> 00:29:53.059
But in the video, it's literally him maybe walking

00:29:53.059 --> 00:29:55.420
by a trans girl a minute and a half in the video,

00:29:55.519 --> 00:29:57.180
but it's him talking to like a girl that's not

00:29:57.180 --> 00:29:59.619
trans. And then everybody retweets it because

00:29:59.619 --> 00:30:01.519
they don't watch the video. And then they go,

00:30:01.660 --> 00:30:04.400
oh, Clavicular likes trans women. Now, I'm not

00:30:04.400 --> 00:30:06.819
saying he doesn't, but there is a fact check

00:30:06.819 --> 00:30:09.680
on a clip of him kissing a trans woman. The woman

00:30:09.680 --> 00:30:11.799
wasn't trans, but everybody said she was just

00:30:11.799 --> 00:30:14.049
because of the caption in the video. Snap. I

00:30:14.049 --> 00:30:16.130
gotta like fact check my freaking streamers.

00:30:16.390 --> 00:30:20.670
It's getting bad out there. Lupe Fiasco said

00:30:20.670 --> 00:30:22.769
that Kendrick Lamar is better than him in every

00:30:22.769 --> 00:30:26.230
way but the lyrics. I agree. Kendrick Lamar ain't

00:30:26.230 --> 00:30:31.509
that good. He's a height. He ain't my favorite

00:30:31.509 --> 00:30:35.289
or anything. Here's a weird headline. A New Jersey

00:30:35.289 --> 00:30:37.930
middle school had to recall their yearbooks after

00:30:37.930 --> 00:30:41.069
an infant photo of Hitler was accidentally published

00:30:41.069 --> 00:30:43.769
in the baby photos section. It's kind of sad.

00:30:44.109 --> 00:30:48.109
Hitler's kind of a cute baby. You know, he never

00:30:48.109 --> 00:30:51.210
shut up, though. The incident occurred at Eastbrook

00:30:51.210 --> 00:30:53.490
Middle School in Paramus, New Jersey. And even

00:30:53.490 --> 00:30:55.630
the mayor of Paramus said he got word of this

00:30:55.630 --> 00:30:58.150
yearbook debacle, saying this event does not

00:30:58.150 --> 00:31:00.130
reflect the town as a whole. All right, well,

00:31:00.230 --> 00:31:02.029
I hope it doesn't. I love when they say that,

00:31:02.069 --> 00:31:03.670
of course it doesn't reflect it. We didn't think

00:31:03.670 --> 00:31:08.990
it did, morons. All right, I saw this video here

00:31:08.990 --> 00:31:11.869
and I thought this was very interesting. Okay.

00:31:12.779 --> 00:31:17.920
So I dated a bisexual girl or two. Both times

00:31:17.920 --> 00:31:21.359
because they were bisexual. One of them ended

00:31:21.359 --> 00:31:25.759
up marrying a gospel singer. And one of them

00:31:25.759 --> 00:31:28.000
ended up banging a few other dudes, probably

00:31:28.000 --> 00:31:31.160
a hundred of them. Possibly dirty. We can be

00:31:31.160 --> 00:31:34.599
Eskimo brothers, at least emotionally. But the

00:31:34.599 --> 00:31:36.099
thing, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

00:31:36.240 --> 00:31:39.440
is I've dated bisexual girls. And it's always

00:31:39.440 --> 00:31:43.000
weird when you go to pride with them. Because

00:31:43.000 --> 00:31:44.559
when you go to pride with them, everyone's like,

00:31:44.660 --> 00:31:47.880
oh, but you're the, what is it? The cis male.

00:31:48.900 --> 00:31:50.779
And then they got mad when I said you're being

00:31:50.779 --> 00:31:53.480
heterophobic. That's the thing. If you're judging

00:31:53.480 --> 00:31:56.839
me because I'm heterosexual, that's being heterophobic.

00:31:56.859 --> 00:32:00.980
Well, here's a video about hetero men going to

00:32:00.980 --> 00:32:04.640
a pride event. of bisexual women yo what's up

00:32:04.640 --> 00:32:07.420
guys we're at the first ever pride event for

00:32:07.420 --> 00:32:10.700
boyfriends of bisexual women i can't play it

00:32:10.700 --> 00:32:12.019
because of the freaking music in the background

00:32:12.019 --> 00:32:15.900
but it sounds like a delight piper rocal said

00:32:15.900 --> 00:32:19.000
she wasn't going to make it to 18 but she did

00:32:19.000 --> 00:32:21.700
good for her the girl from only fans and here's

00:32:21.700 --> 00:32:24.380
a dude at a gym trying to give neon some advice

00:32:24.380 --> 00:32:27.279
about gambling because he's promoting gambling.

00:32:30.200 --> 00:32:37.059
All right. We really can't hear the audio, but

00:32:37.059 --> 00:32:38.619
it said, whatever kind of money they are paying

00:32:38.619 --> 00:32:41.759
you, there's kids following you, bro. Neon's

00:32:41.759 --> 00:32:43.940
a money hungry dude, though. He ain't going to

00:32:43.940 --> 00:32:46.920
listen to you. All right, let's get back on track.

00:32:50.000 --> 00:32:55.210
See? Okay, we now have conclusive proof as a

00:32:55.210 --> 00:32:59.170
boyfriend. Tom Sandoval is the pits. We have

00:32:59.170 --> 00:33:02.569
video of Tom in a fight with his ex -girlfriend's

00:33:02.569 --> 00:33:07.440
dad. Loser! And shoves the dad into a burning

00:33:07.440 --> 00:33:13.160
fire pit. After the dad tried to get to him because

00:33:13.160 --> 00:33:15.339
he locked himself in a room. And this is the

00:33:15.339 --> 00:33:17.279
door. He said the dad knocked on it. Oh my god,

00:33:17.299 --> 00:33:20.759
he beat the crap out of that door. Pulled in

00:33:20.759 --> 00:33:22.940
it, put his face through it, and said, I'm going

00:33:22.940 --> 00:33:26.839
to beat you up like the shinies. We have a new

00:33:26.839 --> 00:33:30.500
demand letter from the person who says they know

00:33:30.500 --> 00:33:32.880
who kidnapped Nancy Guthrie. They say they have

00:33:32.880 --> 00:33:36.960
video that shows Nancy on her last day with the

00:33:36.960 --> 00:33:39.539
main kidnapper. And he will produce that video

00:33:39.539 --> 00:33:41.940
for one Bitcoin. It's almost worth it, I would

00:33:41.940 --> 00:33:44.700
think, for Savannah to pay this one Bitcoin.

00:33:44.900 --> 00:33:46.839
And if it's fake, this person's gone. The FBI

00:33:46.839 --> 00:33:49.660
is telling us they're looking at this person

00:33:49.660 --> 00:33:53.480
seriously. So, yeah, I was having a sad discussion

00:33:53.480 --> 00:33:57.099
with one of my friends, which was not a good

00:33:57.099 --> 00:33:59.059
discussion to have when you're high. But I told

00:33:59.059 --> 00:34:00.619
them, I don't think her body exists anymore.

00:34:00.740 --> 00:34:05.160
If they're serious, Why haven't the dice been

00:34:05.160 --> 00:34:07.880
rolled? We got Maryland Governor Wes Moore in

00:34:07.880 --> 00:34:10.239
D .C. And he posts workout videos all the time.

00:34:10.340 --> 00:34:13.460
But he says the reason he keeps... Loser! Look

00:34:13.460 --> 00:34:17.920
at you working out. Stupid politicians. In shape

00:34:17.920 --> 00:34:20.059
is because... I got the baddest first lady in

00:34:20.059 --> 00:34:23.320
the country, so I gotta... Oh my God, what a

00:34:23.320 --> 00:34:25.539
dork. You know he cheats on him with male interns.

00:34:26.139 --> 00:34:31.900
All right, I don't need your... Shut up! Cool,

00:34:31.980 --> 00:34:34.449
dude. Some people must say it's because you're

00:34:34.449 --> 00:34:37.670
jealous. Maybe I am. Maybe I'm not. I don't know.

00:34:39.050 --> 00:34:45.650
Summer House may be headed back to the Hamptons,

00:34:45.730 --> 00:34:49.030
but Amanda Batula won't be checking in. She's

00:34:49.030 --> 00:34:52.329
such a unique looking hot piece of this. After

00:34:52.329 --> 00:34:54.869
eight years on the hit Bravo series. A little

00:34:54.869 --> 00:34:57.110
too skinny. She needs to eat like a cheeseburger.

00:34:58.389 --> 00:35:01.849
E! News can confirm June 29th. Amanda is leaving

00:35:01.849 --> 00:35:05.340
ahead. of season 11. Alright, bye. See you later.

00:35:05.639 --> 00:35:10.579
After a while, crocodile. Whatever. Happy Hot

00:35:10.579 --> 00:35:18.159
Topic! I just load. As I always say, load. The

00:35:18.159 --> 00:35:20.599
internet's slow today. Today is one of those

00:35:20.599 --> 00:35:22.719
days. Did you know Mercury's in retrograde? That

00:35:22.719 --> 00:35:25.730
might be why. The Supreme Court's expected to

00:35:25.730 --> 00:35:28.409
rule on several big cases today. It's the last

00:35:28.409 --> 00:35:30.070
scheduled opinion day of the term and several

00:35:30.070 --> 00:35:31.909
decisions are still outstanding. I'm going to

00:35:31.909 --> 00:35:35.230
tell you, these losers, boomers are the reason

00:35:35.230 --> 00:35:38.610
they got a vasectomy. They made it where they

00:35:38.610 --> 00:35:42.489
did the overturn of abortion. And because of

00:35:42.489 --> 00:35:46.670
them, I said, um, no, thank you. The justices

00:35:46.670 --> 00:35:48.670
will decide whether to block President Trump's

00:35:48.670 --> 00:35:51.909
order redefining who's a citizen at birth. All

00:35:51.909 --> 00:35:53.940
right. There's, uh, seems like they're really

00:35:53.940 --> 00:35:57.900
working on the important things. No! Happy Hot

00:35:57.900 --> 00:36:02.500
Topic! Mary -Kate and Ashley Olsen may not be

00:36:02.500 --> 00:36:05.039
making many public appearances these days, but

00:36:05.039 --> 00:36:07.500
the twins still show up when it matters most.

00:36:07.639 --> 00:36:11.320
Oh, yeah! The famously private sisters showing...

00:36:11.320 --> 00:36:12.920
Remember when there was a deck countdown and

00:36:12.920 --> 00:36:18.039
I'm turning? To them turning 18, oh, that was

00:36:18.039 --> 00:36:20.920
so disturbing. To support their older brother,

00:36:21.059 --> 00:36:23.199
Trent Olsen. All right, so they went to an event

00:36:23.199 --> 00:36:25.179
and he went to his wedding. A good for them.

00:36:26.159 --> 00:36:31.940
Happy Hot Topic. When I do interviews and things,

00:36:32.019 --> 00:36:33.960
people are like, oh, I hear that British accent.

00:36:34.059 --> 00:36:36.219
Or like my friends will say to me, oh, did you

00:36:36.219 --> 00:36:39.480
hear what you just said? His friends heard it

00:36:39.480 --> 00:36:44.219
and so did. It's a rapper. No, it is amazing!

00:36:44.780 --> 00:36:47.500
And do you know... The rapper spilling the English

00:36:47.500 --> 00:36:49.900
tea on comedian Romesh... Oh, get out there,

00:36:49.920 --> 00:36:51.800
get out there, because she's English and it's

00:36:51.800 --> 00:36:55.260
tea. Ah, this is so funny! Ha ha ha ha! ...to

00:36:55.260 --> 00:36:57.559
Ranganathan's podcast. What is it? Reacting to

00:36:57.559 --> 00:37:00.000
fans who have noticed the Philly natives now

00:37:00.000 --> 00:37:02.840
got a bit of a British accent. I have kind of

00:37:02.840 --> 00:37:06.320
a Florida voice now. Since moving to the UK 12

00:37:06.320 --> 00:37:09.860
years ago... Ah, so she did that. You know, she's

00:37:09.860 --> 00:37:13.579
faking it to be cool. No! No! Copy Hot Topic!

00:37:15.519 --> 00:37:17.719
Yeah, I ain't no fat on my body getting a BBL.

00:37:17.900 --> 00:37:21.420
Blac Chyna is reflecting candidly on her cosmetic

00:37:21.420 --> 00:37:24.239
surgery journey. In an Instagram video posted

00:37:24.239 --> 00:37:27.719
on Saturday, June 28th, the 38 -year -old model

00:37:27.719 --> 00:37:30.780
details the procedures she's undergone throughout

00:37:30.780 --> 00:37:33.340
the years. Ah, yeah, she's still a hot piece

00:37:33.340 --> 00:37:36.119
of ass, huh? Including several she has since

00:37:36.119 --> 00:37:39.079
reversed and clearing up whether she ever received

00:37:39.079 --> 00:37:43.119
a BBL. I took out all those shots that I had,

00:37:43.360 --> 00:37:46.880
all the silicone. I've never had a BBL. All right,

00:37:46.900 --> 00:37:49.460
so she had stuff done on there. That's good.

00:37:49.940 --> 00:37:53.340
And she got it reversed. She seems like a good

00:37:53.340 --> 00:38:01.320
enough person. 856 -49 -HAPPY. That's 856 -494

00:38:01.320 --> 00:38:06.380
-6773. You tweeted me at Ryan Happy Radio. Josh

00:38:06.380 --> 00:38:08.440
Duggar was transferred to an Oklahoma prison.

00:38:08.599 --> 00:38:11.039
That's got to be fun. Justin Bieber's not going

00:38:11.039 --> 00:38:14.809
on tour. Mm -hmm. There are pictures out of Nicole

00:38:14.809 --> 00:38:17.590
Scherzinger looking hot for her 48th birthday.

00:38:19.809 --> 00:38:24.250
Yeah. She's so hot. She's one of the reasons

00:38:24.250 --> 00:38:27.190
I'm hetero. The first time I saw her when I was

00:38:27.190 --> 00:38:28.969
in fifth grade, I was like, I have a crush on

00:38:28.969 --> 00:38:33.730
you. Don't I ever. Just a freaking babe. All

00:38:33.730 --> 00:38:40.730
around. You're going to have to sign an NDA if

00:38:40.730 --> 00:38:42.389
you go to Taylor Swift's wedding. I always wonder

00:38:42.389 --> 00:38:45.309
what they're hiding. But the NDA, if you break

00:38:45.309 --> 00:38:48.449
it, there's no financial trouble you're in. So

00:38:48.449 --> 00:38:51.989
it makes me wonder who's going to break it. Kanye

00:38:51.989 --> 00:38:54.269
West near settlement in sexual assault lawsuit

00:38:54.269 --> 00:38:56.550
by former assistant. Yeah, he probably did it.

00:38:56.869 --> 00:39:01.050
Here's a woman I have no respect for. Phil Mickelson's

00:39:01.050 --> 00:39:02.789
wife. She's still supporting him amongst the

00:39:02.789 --> 00:39:05.630
penis pictures that he was sending out. Because

00:39:05.630 --> 00:39:09.889
you're a loser without him. Cara Delevingne addresses

00:39:09.889 --> 00:39:13.130
rumors she and Johnny Depp's ex -wife Amber Heard

00:39:13.130 --> 00:39:15.769
had a romantic relationship following the couple's

00:39:15.769 --> 00:39:18.690
divorce. In a visit to journalist Louis Theroux's

00:39:18.690 --> 00:39:23.889
podcast June 29th, the supermodel and musician

00:39:23.889 --> 00:39:26.630
responds to allegations that she was dating Heard

00:39:26.630 --> 00:39:29.349
during the production of their 2013 film London

00:39:29.349 --> 00:39:32.610
Fields, which also co -starred Johnny. Cara sets

00:39:32.610 --> 00:39:35.010
the record straight on that aspect, telling Louis

00:39:35.010 --> 00:39:37.269
per Us Weekly nothing was happening at the time.

00:39:37.389 --> 00:39:40.630
at that point i'm sure there was no crossover

00:39:40.630 --> 00:39:43.869
shut your ass you're flat assing your stupid

00:39:43.869 --> 00:39:47.889
body you ain't that attractive to be that pretentious

00:39:47.889 --> 00:39:54.510
elliot page is proving his fitness journey can

00:39:54.510 --> 00:39:56.869
be quite the odyssey it's gotta be weird for

00:39:56.869 --> 00:39:58.730
elliot page i wonder if he goes back and watches

00:39:58.730 --> 00:40:00.949
juno and like that was when i was another person

00:40:00.949 --> 00:40:03.929
i mean whatever you gotta do in this lifetime

00:40:03.929 --> 00:40:06.590
that's fun The actor showed off the six -pack

00:40:06.590 --> 00:40:12.150
abs he's developed after taking up boxing. Ah,

00:40:12.170 --> 00:40:14.789
that's not good for him. Ah, yes, I said him.

00:40:14.849 --> 00:40:17.050
I don't care what he identifies as. Life's too

00:40:17.050 --> 00:40:24.000
short. Happy Hot Topic! I had all of these high

00:40:24.000 --> 00:40:27.059
hopes, I think. It's Lizzo talking about the

00:40:27.059 --> 00:40:30.119
soul -crushing reception of her album. Maybe

00:40:30.119 --> 00:40:32.179
if you were nicer to people, it'd be easier to

00:40:32.179 --> 00:40:36.380
root for you. And it didn't match, and I think

00:40:36.380 --> 00:40:38.860
that was soul -crushing. Lizzo's getting brutally

00:40:38.860 --> 00:40:41.639
honest about her recent album sales and is keeping

00:40:41.639 --> 00:40:43.780
her... Oh, yeah, they were, like, really bad.

00:40:43.920 --> 00:40:45.679
You know when someone says the album sales are

00:40:45.679 --> 00:40:48.139
bad, but it's still, like, 50 ,000? It was, like,

00:40:48.139 --> 00:40:53.360
at four digits. Mm -hmm. It was 70 down. Or head

00:40:53.360 --> 00:40:56.420
up, even if the truth hurts. The Grammy winner

00:40:56.420 --> 00:40:59.480
dropped her album Bitch June 5th. Police marked

00:40:59.480 --> 00:41:03.380
her first record in four years. She's so freaking

00:41:03.380 --> 00:41:06.059
hot. I'm not going to lie, I'd plow her. But

00:41:06.059 --> 00:41:08.500
the big moment came with a harsh reality. The

00:41:08.500 --> 00:41:10.500
album failed to make it on the Billboard 200

00:41:10.500 --> 00:41:14.239
albums chart. Yeah, that's bad. And if you were

00:41:14.239 --> 00:41:17.320
198, at least you couldn't make 200. I can't

00:41:17.320 --> 00:41:21.239
think of 200 albums that are out now. According

00:41:21.239 --> 00:41:24.159
to Rolling Stone, citing music data company Luminate,

00:41:24.199 --> 00:41:27.639
the fifth studio album sold approximately 3 ,000

00:41:27.639 --> 00:41:30.119
total units in its first week of release. That's

00:41:30.119 --> 00:41:32.920
bad, man. It's almost like you shouldn't be sexually

00:41:32.920 --> 00:41:35.360
harassing your team and being a dirty, rotten

00:41:35.360 --> 00:41:39.349
idiot. And people would root for you. And that

00:41:39.349 --> 00:41:42.530
number dropped to 650 in the second week. Oh,

00:41:42.590 --> 00:41:46.250
yeah, her career is done -zo. In comparison,

00:41:46.690 --> 00:41:49.250
Lizzo's fourth album, Special, fueled by its

00:41:49.250 --> 00:41:51.449
mega -hit single, About Damn Time. That was a

00:41:51.449 --> 00:41:54.909
good song. I can't even. Reached number two on

00:41:54.909 --> 00:41:57.809
that very same chart. Yeah, her career is over.

00:41:57.969 --> 00:42:01.050
I think it's safe to say. In a conversation with

00:42:01.050 --> 00:42:04.429
the Swiftologist on YouTube June 28th. Swiftologist!

00:42:05.670 --> 00:42:08.530
A crestfallen Lizzo admits the numbers hit her

00:42:08.530 --> 00:42:12.269
hard. That is. I had all of these high hopes,

00:42:12.349 --> 00:42:16.809
I think, for what we would do the first week.

00:42:16.929 --> 00:42:20.170
Oh, yeah. And it didn't match. It dropped, and

00:42:20.170 --> 00:42:22.070
I was like, oh, okay, this isn't what I kind

00:42:22.070 --> 00:42:25.030
of thought it would be. Yeah. Maybe be nicer

00:42:25.030 --> 00:42:30.210
to people. We have a new song of Lizzo. There

00:42:30.210 --> 00:42:34.030
is an unreleased trash track. I meant to say,

00:42:34.360 --> 00:42:37.219
There is an unreleased track that we officially

00:42:37.219 --> 00:42:38.800
can play on the show because you know how there's

00:42:38.800 --> 00:42:40.980
copyright? Here's the one song we can play by

00:42:40.980 --> 00:42:47.500
Lizzo. Ah, that was just me wanting to play the

00:42:47.500 --> 00:42:51.980
toilet sound effect. You know she knows the toilet

00:42:51.980 --> 00:42:59.320
well. The battle of the exes between Taylor,

00:42:59.380 --> 00:43:02.019
Frankie, Paul, and Dakota Mortensen appears to

00:43:02.019 --> 00:43:05.719
be taking another legal turn. Listen, I can't

00:43:05.719 --> 00:43:09.000
stand this woman, and I cannot stand the women

00:43:09.000 --> 00:43:11.320
that defend her. She's a dirty, rotten loser!

00:43:13.239 --> 00:43:15.300
I don't care how pretty she is, but hear me out.

00:43:15.420 --> 00:43:17.820
Do I think the cops should have been called to

00:43:17.820 --> 00:43:21.199
her house? Probably. But it's a little suspicious

00:43:21.199 --> 00:43:26.420
how Dakota Mortensen, that douchebag, that makes

00:43:26.420 --> 00:43:29.139
all men look bad. It's very suspicious how right

00:43:29.139 --> 00:43:31.159
when we found out that The Bachelor is going

00:43:31.159 --> 00:43:33.559
to be airing in August, all of a sudden the cops

00:43:33.559 --> 00:43:36.989
are called. Yeah, dark. The Bluffdale Police

00:43:36.989 --> 00:43:38.750
Department. No wonder she went crazy. You're

00:43:38.750 --> 00:43:42.530
a loser. In Utah, confirms to E! News June 29th

00:43:42.530 --> 00:43:45.010
that police contacted the Secret Lives of Mormon

00:43:45.010 --> 00:43:47.969
Wives star after her former boyfriend went to

00:43:47.969 --> 00:43:51.150
authorities June 26th regarding a possible protective

00:43:51.150 --> 00:43:55.300
order violation. Yeah, you just lose. Look at

00:43:55.300 --> 00:43:57.980
pictures of Taylor Frankie Paul. And those eyes.

00:43:58.420 --> 00:44:01.340
She's crazy. Per the department, authorities

00:44:01.340 --> 00:44:04.059
spoke with the 32 -year -old to gather information

00:44:04.059 --> 00:44:06.860
before referring the case to the Salt Lake County

00:44:06.860 --> 00:44:09.239
District Attorney for further review. You know,

00:44:09.239 --> 00:44:11.559
those attorneys are so sick of hearing about

00:44:11.559 --> 00:44:14.139
these two losers. These morons should not have

00:44:14.139 --> 00:44:18.099
reproduced. However, police reiterated they do

00:44:18.099 --> 00:44:20.639
not have an active case against Taylor or Dakota

00:44:20.639 --> 00:44:25.780
at this time. It's a bunch of nothing. Man, be

00:44:25.780 --> 00:44:31.000
there for the kids. You're losers. Layla Taylor

00:44:31.000 --> 00:44:34.059
said I'm bisexual. She's from Mormon Wives. Oh,

00:44:34.059 --> 00:44:36.400
yeah. All those Mormons put out, you know that.

00:44:40.460 --> 00:44:47.170
Let's see here. Diana Rossini is in hot water

00:44:47.170 --> 00:44:48.690
again, but this time it's not for her holding

00:44:48.690 --> 00:44:52.110
hands with an NFL coach for seemingly not telling

00:44:52.110 --> 00:44:53.670
the truth about what happened during a traffic

00:44:53.670 --> 00:44:56.130
stop. Here's the scoop. In January, the former

00:44:56.130 --> 00:44:58.909
NFL reporter for The Athletic got pulled over

00:44:58.909 --> 00:45:00.829
by the police for using her phone while driving

00:45:00.829 --> 00:45:06.489
in New Jersey. Their subsequent interaction was

00:45:06.489 --> 00:45:09.360
caught on body cam that was posted on X. In the

00:45:09.360 --> 00:45:11.340
clip, the officer rolls up to Rossini's vehicle

00:45:11.340 --> 00:45:13.980
and asks for her license and registration. She

00:45:13.980 --> 00:45:16.440
introduces herself as an NFL journalist who just

00:45:16.440 --> 00:45:18.400
broke a story about Buffalo Bills coach Sean

00:45:18.400 --> 00:45:19.920
McDermott getting fired, saying she's sending

00:45:19.920 --> 00:45:22.500
a tweet about it before she stops. Then she hands

00:45:22.500 --> 00:45:25.300
her documentation to the officer, asking if he's

00:45:25.300 --> 00:45:28.719
a Giant or Jets fan. The cop says he's actually

00:45:28.719 --> 00:45:31.679
a Vikings fan, where she showed a text exchange

00:45:31.679 --> 00:45:40.239
between her and the coach. She went on the Stu

00:45:40.239 --> 00:45:42.719
Gotts radio show and said that she was FaceTiming

00:45:42.719 --> 00:45:45.880
the coach when she got stopped, but the body

00:45:45.880 --> 00:45:48.380
cam footage says otherwise. You're telling me

00:45:48.380 --> 00:45:50.760
someone that's a cheater would be a liar? She's

00:45:50.760 --> 00:45:54.119
a dirty, rotten brat. Of course she's a liar.

00:45:54.219 --> 00:46:00.719
She's a skank. Side chick loser. Here's another

00:46:00.719 --> 00:46:04.900
loser. I can't stand Kevin Spacey. He pretty

00:46:04.900 --> 00:46:08.300
much got away with being a creep if what he did

00:46:08.300 --> 00:46:14.519
was done to anybody else. You know that they

00:46:14.519 --> 00:46:18.920
would be prosecuted to the fullest. But oh, it's

00:46:18.920 --> 00:46:22.739
Kevin Spacey. He's allowed to get away with it.

00:46:22.820 --> 00:46:26.320
Man funk that. Because Kevin Spacey says he feels

00:46:26.320 --> 00:46:28.179
like he's being attacked by his fellow gays.

00:46:28.380 --> 00:46:32.250
Yes, because you make gay people look bad. Oh,

00:46:32.250 --> 00:46:34.429
the homophobes out there. You give them power

00:46:34.429 --> 00:46:37.449
to say that all gay people are bad because you

00:46:37.449 --> 00:46:40.090
look at Kevin Spacey and this just in, you're

00:46:40.090 --> 00:46:45.210
a bad person. You're a loser. Here is Kevin Spacey.

00:46:46.610 --> 00:46:51.769
Coming out is not easy. It was not easy for me.

00:46:52.429 --> 00:46:55.369
Although I was. For many years, people within

00:46:55.369 --> 00:46:57.889
the gay community made jokes about me. Yeah,

00:46:57.889 --> 00:47:00.349
and then Bill Maher's giving him a softball interview.

00:47:00.429 --> 00:47:03.590
That's another dishbag loser, stupid boomer moron.

00:47:03.969 --> 00:47:07.389
Can you tell I don't like him? As if being famous

00:47:07.389 --> 00:47:10.230
and coming out was like an easy thing, it was

00:47:10.230 --> 00:47:15.670
actually not an easy thing. Oh, poor you. Maybe

00:47:15.670 --> 00:47:18.849
don't sexually assault people, you dork. Stupid

00:47:18.849 --> 00:47:22.039
boomer. Resisted it for a long, long time. For

00:47:22.039 --> 00:47:24.980
me, I'm sorry that I kissed my ass and then joined

00:47:24.980 --> 00:47:28.099
and stoned Slammy. I didn't have that courage

00:47:28.099 --> 00:47:31.260
earlier in my life. Wasn't that forced upon you

00:47:31.260 --> 00:47:34.340
by the scandal? No, not at all. I was actually

00:47:34.340 --> 00:47:37.000
ready to come out for two years. No, you weren't.

00:47:37.679 --> 00:47:39.840
I always did think he was kind of creepy out

00:47:39.840 --> 00:47:41.420
of a word show. I was like, what's his story?

00:47:42.000 --> 00:47:51.559
He's a loser. before the scandal happened. Oh

00:47:51.559 --> 00:47:53.440
yeah, you know, when I was like assaulting people

00:47:53.440 --> 00:47:57.840
because I had no game. But I'm just saying, much

00:47:57.840 --> 00:48:00.659
earlier in my career, because there was so many

00:48:00.659 --> 00:48:02.920
stories about me, there was lots of talk about

00:48:02.920 --> 00:48:05.000
that I was gay and I just wasn't. What, Aaron?

00:48:05.340 --> 00:48:11.199
I am such a victim. Kiss my ass! Can you tell

00:48:11.199 --> 00:48:14.260
I don't like Kevin Spacey? I am one of the biggest

00:48:14.260 --> 00:48:16.880
allies ever for the gay community. I have your

00:48:16.880 --> 00:48:19.449
back. And Kevin Spacey makes the gay community

00:48:19.449 --> 00:48:22.650
look bad. And he thinks it's above us when he's

00:48:22.650 --> 00:48:24.670
going to die in the morning. You know, he poops

00:48:24.670 --> 00:48:27.929
a lot. So shut up. I said that backwards. He's

00:48:27.929 --> 00:48:30.570
going to. I was supposed to say that he poops

00:48:30.570 --> 00:48:32.090
in the morning. He's going to die someday. But

00:48:32.090 --> 00:48:35.150
I messed that up. But that's how intense I get

00:48:35.150 --> 00:48:38.289
feeling about talking about him. As I talk backwards.

00:48:38.409 --> 00:49:05.099
It's time for Taylor Swift news. Always the victim

00:49:05.099 --> 00:49:13.789
post Always the perfect face You're shining And

00:49:13.789 --> 00:49:20.429
leave no little trace Tell me, who gets banged?

00:49:20.429 --> 00:49:23.989
You never say your name You flip the frame, you

00:49:23.989 --> 00:49:27.170
flip the frame Then you walk away It's always

00:49:27.170 --> 00:49:30.949
them, always them Never you, never you It's always

00:49:30.949 --> 00:49:33.590
them, always them That's your favorite thing

00:49:33.590 --> 00:49:36.429
to do Shine the silence, catch the flame We're

00:49:36.429 --> 00:49:39.349
the halo, it's the lane It's always them, always

00:49:39.349 --> 00:50:16.150
them You never say your name You flip the frame,

00:50:16.170 --> 00:50:19.469
you flip the frame Then you walk away It's always

00:50:19.469 --> 00:50:23.190
them, always them Never you, never you It's always

00:50:23.190 --> 00:50:25.869
them, always them That's your favorite thing

00:50:25.869 --> 00:50:28.730
to do Sound the silence, pass the pain Wherever

00:50:28.730 --> 00:50:31.610
it is, it's the lane It's always them, always

00:50:31.610 --> 00:50:39.409
them Never you, never you You love the crowd

00:50:39.409 --> 00:50:43.539
when you cheer You love the When you choose a

00:50:43.539 --> 00:50:49.960
size But if the mirror talks bad You disappear

00:50:49.960 --> 00:51:03.940
inside Wrap it up Say it's off Play it safe Then

00:51:03.940 --> 00:51:44.090
you make somebody else to come Oh, yeah all right

00:51:44.670 --> 00:51:51.789
I know. Happy Hot Topic! John F. Kennedy Jr.'s

00:51:51.789 --> 00:51:54.289
former chief of staff and wedding planner for

00:51:54.289 --> 00:51:56.869
a secret wedding to Carolyn Bessette. Rosemary

00:51:56.869 --> 00:52:00.030
Terenzio is chiming in on the Taylor Swift -Travis

00:52:00.030 --> 00:52:03.110
Kelsey wedding. Rosemary tells CBS Mornings she

00:52:03.110 --> 00:52:05.389
believes the wedding is not happening at MSG

00:52:05.389 --> 00:52:08.769
and the venue rumor could just be a decoy. I

00:52:08.769 --> 00:52:11.789
don't know. The Kennedys. Oh, he's got a make

00:52:11.789 --> 00:52:17.010
out about them. Happy Hot Topic! Stevie Nicks

00:52:17.010 --> 00:52:19.789
is set to attend Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's

00:52:19.789 --> 00:52:21.590
wedding. Oh yeah, they had that stupid shirt.

00:52:21.690 --> 00:52:25.230
See, everything's planned out. At the Knicks

00:52:25.230 --> 00:52:27.449
game, she's wearing the Stevie Nicks shirt. Get

00:52:27.449 --> 00:52:30.369
it, Knicks, Knicks. Whatever. God, she's a walking

00:52:30.369 --> 00:52:36.179
publicity whore. As the date for Taylor Swift

00:52:36.179 --> 00:52:38.460
and Travis Kelsey's rumored wedding at Madison

00:52:38.460 --> 00:52:41.380
Square Garden draws nearer, more details are

00:52:41.380 --> 00:52:43.800
being revealed. According to a source with knowledge,

00:52:43.960 --> 00:52:48.400
the event told NBC News that 1 ,100 people are

00:52:48.400 --> 00:52:51.880
expected to attend the July 3rd ceremony. Alright,

00:52:51.900 --> 00:52:53.980
so I'm making all that fun and kissing my ass

00:52:53.980 --> 00:52:56.219
and enjoying it. Time for what's the point of

00:52:56.219 --> 00:53:06.559
award shows? Ha ha ha ha! I'll be in the building,

00:53:06.679 --> 00:53:14.320
I'll be in the building Talk your talk Red carpet,

00:53:14.360 --> 00:53:17.219
same suits Same fake smile, same speech, same

00:53:17.219 --> 00:53:20.320
joke Been dead for a while, tiny little trophy

00:53:20.320 --> 00:53:23.559
Big empty room, everybody clap on cue I'll rehearse

00:53:23.559 --> 00:53:26.119
they moves, backstage handshake Bro, you changed

00:53:26.119 --> 00:53:29.320
my life Still talk trash in the car that night

00:53:29.320 --> 00:53:32.139
Whole thing staged like a high school play But

00:53:32.139 --> 00:53:35.440
they switched the culture on display What's the

00:53:35.440 --> 00:53:38.320
point of award shows? Tell me what they really

00:53:38.320 --> 00:53:43.059
celebrate. Gold statues, bar rolls, real ones

00:53:43.059 --> 00:53:46.639
left standing at the gate. If the crowd don't

00:53:46.639 --> 00:53:48.980
feel it, why are they saying that's the greatest

00:53:48.980 --> 00:53:51.480
show? Cut the cap, cut the script, cut the slow

00:53:51.480 --> 00:53:55.480
-mo. We ain't impressed by award shows, no. Hoppy

00:53:55.480 --> 00:53:57.980
on the mic, he don't bite his tongue. He say

00:53:57.980 --> 00:54:00.500
names, they gon' say he do too much, but somebody

00:54:00.500 --> 00:54:03.000
gotta yell when the room play dumb. While they

00:54:03.000 --> 00:54:06.489
read off cards, he just go from Whole year grindin',

00:54:06.489 --> 00:54:08.909
night shift, no rest But they praise who the

00:54:08.909 --> 00:54:12.449
label says is best Ratings dip, so they stage

00:54:12.449 --> 00:54:15.409
one kiss Then brag online how they changin' the

00:54:15.409 --> 00:54:18.889
biz Stop, stop What's the point of award shows?

00:54:19.170 --> 00:54:22.869
Tell me what they really celebrate Gold statues,

00:54:23.269 --> 00:54:26.150
barred votes No one's left standin' at the gate

00:54:26.150 --> 00:54:28.550
If the crowd don't feel it, if the crowd don't

00:54:28.550 --> 00:54:31.369
feel it Why they sayin' that's the greatest show?

00:54:31.530 --> 00:54:42.469
Cut the cap, cut the script All right, we got

00:54:42.469 --> 00:54:44.650
this right here. Turns out Drewski may not have

00:54:44.650 --> 00:54:46.750
been the one behind the awkward BET awards moment

00:54:46.750 --> 00:54:49.429
after all. Aw, man, award shows are so terrible.

00:54:50.639 --> 00:54:53.440
If you watched the BET Awards last night, then

00:54:53.440 --> 00:54:56.079
you probably noticed when SZA and Dochi got cut

00:54:56.079 --> 00:54:59.079
off mid -speech by a saxophonist, a source close

00:54:59.079 --> 00:55:03.199
to production tells TMZ producers decided to

00:55:03.199 --> 00:55:05.480
have a saxophonist start playing during SZA and

00:55:05.480 --> 00:55:08.099
Dochi's BET Awards acceptance speech Sunday night

00:55:08.099 --> 00:55:10.219
in an effort to keep the broadcast on schedule.

00:55:14.320 --> 00:55:16.460
We're told Drewski wasn't even in a position

00:55:16.460 --> 00:55:18.599
to call the audible. He was backstage changing

00:55:18.599 --> 00:55:20.900
clothes when Whatever. There's that. And then

00:55:20.900 --> 00:55:24.260
BET heads to the award shows. T .I.'s entourage

00:55:24.260 --> 00:55:27.000
had a clash with the security. Bunch of dorks.

00:55:27.639 --> 00:55:30.000
You don't matter. We're all going to die someday.

00:55:30.119 --> 00:55:32.360
And that dude thinks he's such a badass. I'm

00:55:32.360 --> 00:55:35.760
T .I. He's a good rapper. Don't get me wrong.

00:55:36.219 --> 00:55:40.320
What you know is a good song. But Jesus Christ,

00:55:40.400 --> 00:55:42.920
then. You ain't that important, darling. I mean,

00:55:42.940 --> 00:55:46.300
you're pretty important. But you're not that

00:55:46.300 --> 00:55:49.750
important. All right, what should we do? Let's

00:55:49.750 --> 00:55:53.989
do a side chick news is my favorite intro. I'm

00:55:53.989 --> 00:56:17.550
evil. I'm evil. Welcome to the circus. Riding

00:56:17.550 --> 00:56:19.510
in the booth, cutting straight through the surf.

00:56:19.690 --> 00:56:22.329
Call it like I see it. Feelings in the hearse,

00:56:22.329 --> 00:56:24.610
kid. You click the key, now you get the whole

00:56:24.610 --> 00:56:27.190
thermos. The libs playing games, acting like

00:56:27.190 --> 00:56:29.769
they saints. Got a whole foul home, still sliding

00:56:29.769 --> 00:56:32.630
to the dates. Screenshot save, little goodnight,

00:56:32.630 --> 00:56:35.170
babe. Then they on a yacht pick, trying to hide

00:56:35.170 --> 00:56:37.949
the face. From the field to the runway, everybody

00:56:37.949 --> 00:56:40.929
fronting. Posting healing energy while they DM

00:56:40.929 --> 00:56:43.230
hunting. Scrolling through the gram, all I see

00:56:43.230 --> 00:56:55.190
is double lives. You can't tag them. We expose,

00:56:55.429 --> 00:56:58.389
we amuse. Yeah, we say it like it is on an afternoon

00:56:58.389 --> 00:57:10.050
cruise. Side chick news. Whole world too. Flashin',

00:57:10.050 --> 00:57:12.449
who you tryin' to text? Got a ring on your hand,

00:57:12.510 --> 00:57:15.289
still shoppin' for the next key All team stressin',

00:57:15.289 --> 00:57:17.150
tryin' to spin it for the press But the group

00:57:17.150 --> 00:57:19.929
chat means got the seats on deck From the field

00:57:19.929 --> 00:57:22.630
goals, missin' to the model in the mist One post

00:57:22.630 --> 00:57:26.010
off life, next post I twist You a free spirit,

00:57:26.070 --> 00:57:28.789
but the rent still split Funny how the timeline

00:57:28.789 --> 00:57:31.590
never shows that bit Look, I'm just readin' what

00:57:31.590 --> 00:57:34.150
the headlines say I'm the voice in your car,

00:57:34.230 --> 00:57:37.090
you pretend you hate Laughin' at the drama, yeah,

00:57:37.110 --> 00:57:41.260
we know it ain't new Same story, new This that

00:57:41.260 --> 00:57:44.380
side chick news. Side chick news. Ryan, I be

00:57:44.380 --> 00:57:47.639
gone too. Every fraud, every fling, every late

00:57:47.639 --> 00:57:51.019
night move. We exposed, we amused. Yeah, we say

00:57:51.019 --> 00:57:54.039
it like it is on an afternoon cruise. Side chick

00:57:54.039 --> 00:57:56.900
news. Whole world tuned to the truth. You can't

00:57:56.900 --> 00:57:59.219
hide from your man, can't hide from this move.

00:57:59.539 --> 00:58:04.219
Side chick news. Breaking, breaking, breaking,

00:58:04.500 --> 00:58:06.719
breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking.

00:58:06.760 --> 00:58:10.179
Another is complicated situation. Another we

00:58:10.179 --> 00:58:13.320
were. You wanna break expectations Explanation

00:58:13.320 --> 00:58:16.280
if you gotta say we lowkey That's the clue You

00:58:16.280 --> 00:58:23.679
ain't made You just headline a fool Side chick

00:58:23.679 --> 00:58:26.800
news This that side chick news Side chick news

00:58:26.800 --> 00:58:30.260
Right how we gon' choose Every fraud, every fling,

00:58:30.260 --> 00:58:33.800
every late night move We expose, we amuse Yeah

00:58:33.800 --> 00:58:36.219
we say it like it is on the afternoon cruise

00:58:36.219 --> 00:58:48.840
Side chick news All right, now. Are you ready?

00:58:49.119 --> 00:58:58.639
Let's go. Angelina Jolie gives an update on her

00:58:58.639 --> 00:59:01.300
dating life 10 years after her split with Brad

00:59:01.300 --> 00:59:04.639
Pitt. Oh, yeah. She's looking for another marriage

00:59:04.639 --> 00:59:08.400
to ruin. The Oscar winner opens up about her

00:59:08.400 --> 00:59:10.800
new film Couture, in which the 51 -year -old

00:59:10.800 --> 00:59:12.900
plays Max. Man, I feel like she's been 51 for

00:59:12.900 --> 00:59:15.559
25 years. Dean Walker. Hot piece of ass, huh?

00:59:15.780 --> 00:59:18.619
A filmmaker who finds romance in Paris around

00:59:18.619 --> 00:59:21.139
the time of her breast cancer diagnosis. Is it

00:59:21.139 --> 00:59:23.820
a married man she finds romance with? The role

00:59:23.820 --> 00:59:26.079
hits home in more ways than one. A lot of it.

00:59:26.159 --> 00:59:28.860
Burnin'. Burnin' hell, you're an annoying hag.

00:59:29.639 --> 00:59:34.139
Ariana Grande is rescheduling multiple Eternal

00:59:34.139 --> 00:59:37.800
Sunshine tour shows over safety concerns. Yeah,

00:59:37.800 --> 00:59:41.780
I feel like whenever there is a concert that

00:59:41.780 --> 00:59:43.960
has to get rescheduled because of safety concerns,

00:59:44.139 --> 00:59:47.440
I sometimes feel like they use it as a cop -out.

00:59:49.260 --> 00:59:53.449
Morgan Wonderland! as the wicked star continues

00:59:53.449 --> 00:59:55.849
to hit all the right notes during her eternal

00:59:55.849 --> 00:59:57.650
son alright this is ass kissing it's getting

00:59:57.650 --> 01:00:02.590
out of control alright it's that time for Luigi

01:00:02.590 --> 01:00:10.010
news mhm hey ya it's happy hour Brian happy in

01:00:10.010 --> 01:00:15.750
the mix yeah we talking about it turn this up

01:00:15.750 --> 01:00:19.550
they call the station like play Luigi girl relax

01:00:19.550 --> 01:00:23.039
you sound real needy Postin' selfies, taggin'

01:00:23.039 --> 01:00:25.719
his name Whole timeline, just one lame crush

01:00:25.719 --> 01:00:28.760
page Missed calls on your screen from your mom

01:00:28.760 --> 01:00:32.280
You'd rather chase some dude on your phone Say

01:00:32.280 --> 01:00:35.239
he perfect, say he saved you You just really

01:00:35.239 --> 01:01:37.940
mad your dad never raised you Outro Music That's

01:01:37.940 --> 01:01:44.860
on you, not me. I think that's one of my best

01:01:44.860 --> 01:01:50.019
songs. A major update on the trial for Luigi

01:01:50.019 --> 01:01:52.719
Mangione. The accused CEO killer will stand trial

01:01:52.719 --> 01:01:57.679
in Manhattan federal court in January. The judge

01:01:57.679 --> 01:02:00.519
says she hoped to begin this fall, but a state

01:02:00.519 --> 01:02:02.599
trial that starts in September makes that impossible.

01:02:03.179 --> 01:02:06.699
I wonder if he's had any conjugal visits. or

01:02:06.699 --> 01:02:10.300
any butt play. It's time for a new segment called

01:02:10.300 --> 01:02:36.440
Kate Gosselin News. What is this? Whatever. Then

01:02:36.440 --> 01:02:40.440
call it yours But I see the cracks crawling under

01:02:40.440 --> 01:02:44.639
the floor Oh, you want the crown Oh, you want

01:02:44.639 --> 01:02:48.340
the crown But the second you slip Everybody looks

01:02:48.340 --> 01:02:53.599
around, round, round K, it's over K, it's over

01:02:53.599 --> 01:02:56.840
You can't keep the throne when the truth comes

01:02:56.840 --> 01:03:03.340
down K, it's over K, it's over One bad mask and

01:03:03.340 --> 01:03:24.239
the whole thing falls down Now your perfect pose

01:03:24.239 --> 01:03:29.139
is a paper wall One heart with blows and it shakes

01:03:29.139 --> 01:03:34.320
it all You built it tall on shaky ground Now

01:03:34.320 --> 01:03:45.000
every little lie makes a Everybody looks around

01:03:45.000 --> 01:03:51.119
You can't beat the throne when the truth comes

01:03:51.119 --> 01:03:59.079
down One bad night and the whole thing falls

01:03:59.079 --> 01:04:20.079
down Hands in the air, then watch it break Try

01:04:20.079 --> 01:04:24.800
to hold that fire, but you fed the fate No more

01:04:24.800 --> 01:04:28.659
shortcuts, no more games When the bass drops

01:04:28.659 --> 01:04:52.670
low, everybody knows your name It's over Water.

01:04:57.449 --> 01:05:02.369
All right, now. Happy Hot Topic. Run out with

01:05:02.369 --> 01:05:07.449
this loser. Kate Gosselin will not be engaging

01:05:07.449 --> 01:05:11.010
in speculation as fans of John and Kate plus

01:05:11.010 --> 01:05:13.550
eight await. If you're a fan of John and Kate

01:05:13.550 --> 01:05:17.250
plus eight, you're an idiot. Release of Colin

01:05:17.250 --> 01:05:19.809
Gosselin's memoir. Kate's social media comment

01:05:19.809 --> 01:05:22.989
section is filling up with those in support of

01:05:22.989 --> 01:05:25.349
her and those in support. If you're in support

01:05:25.349 --> 01:05:30.550
of her, you're stupid. You're Brandon. All right.

01:05:30.969 --> 01:05:39.920
It's time for happy soups. Ryan Hoppy on the

01:05:39.920 --> 01:05:43.360
mic, breaking down the scenes NBA drama, living

01:05:43.360 --> 01:05:46.179
out the dreams Fancy wives wild, stories about

01:05:46.179 --> 01:05:48.820
the queens Dropping dollars, bombs all in on

01:05:48.820 --> 01:05:51.900
the schemes Hoppy's loose, man, he knows it all

01:05:51.900 --> 01:05:55.500
Screw sandals to the court, rise and fall Tune

01:05:55.500 --> 01:05:58.739
in, now you'll have a ball Hoppy Hour got that

01:05:58.739 --> 01:06:02.349
shock and awe MJ to Kobe, legends in the game.

01:06:02.530 --> 01:06:05.929
Shaq's big presence, true hall of fame. Hoppy's

01:06:05.929 --> 01:06:08.849
skills at T ain't plain tame. Behind the curtain,

01:06:09.010 --> 01:06:11.829
nothing left the same. Hoppy's moves, man, he

01:06:11.829 --> 01:06:14.630
knows it all. From sandals to the court, rise

01:06:14.630 --> 01:06:19.030
and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a ball. Hoppy,

01:06:19.030 --> 01:06:21.840
I will guide you. That shock and awe Crazy exes,

01:06:21.840 --> 01:06:24.860
wild and scandalous League full of stories, ain't

01:06:24.860 --> 01:06:28.400
nothing fabulous Ryan breaks it down, gets unanimous

01:06:28.400 --> 01:06:31.840
Tune to Hoppy Hour, never anomalous Y 'all know

01:06:31.840 --> 01:06:34.559
the score, but he dies deeper Locker room secrets,

01:06:34.940 --> 01:06:37.900
stats like a keeper Voices every week and Alice

01:06:37.900 --> 01:06:41.380
is sweeper NBA's real talk, cuts to the sleeper

01:06:41.380 --> 01:06:44.760
Hoppy's hoops, man, he knows it all From scandal

01:06:44.760 --> 01:06:48.059
to the court, rise and fall Tune in, now you'll

01:06:48.059 --> 01:06:52.550
have a Happy hour, got that shock and awe Happy

01:06:52.550 --> 01:06:55.349
screws, man, he knows it all From scandals to

01:06:55.349 --> 01:06:58.489
the court, rise and fall Tune in, now you'll

01:06:58.489 --> 01:07:01.989
have a ball Happy hour, got that shock and awe

01:07:01.989 --> 01:07:11.130
Happy hour, got that shock and awe Happy hour,

01:07:11.170 --> 01:07:30.400
got that shock and awe Memphis Grizzlies are

01:07:30.400 --> 01:07:32.980
trading John Moran to the Portland Trailblazers

01:07:32.980 --> 01:07:36.480
for Jeremy Grant and Chris Murray. Oh, my God.

01:07:36.579 --> 01:07:39.139
He had everything going for him, but then he

01:07:39.139 --> 01:07:43.219
had to be a wannabe gangster. I do think maybe

01:07:43.219 --> 01:07:48.199
him leaving us. The town that is unknown as Memphis

01:07:48.199 --> 01:07:50.900
might help him out because it's so good there.

01:07:51.559 --> 01:07:55.760
But we'll never know what's going on here. The

01:07:55.760 --> 01:07:58.159
Charlotte Hornets have traded LaMelo Ball and

01:07:58.159 --> 01:08:00.480
Josh Green to the Minnesota Timberwolves for

01:08:00.480 --> 01:08:03.860
Nas Reed, a 20 -33 unprotected first -round pick.

01:08:03.960 --> 01:08:07.119
Three first -round pick swaps and three second

01:08:07.119 --> 01:08:10.159
-round picks. Yeah, LaMelo Ball, this is his

01:08:10.159 --> 01:08:13.639
time to shine. He couldn't really do much over

01:08:13.639 --> 01:08:16.420
there and shine. But here's his dad talking about

01:08:16.420 --> 01:08:20.579
it. LaMelo Ball was traded to the Minnesota Timberwolves

01:08:20.579 --> 01:08:24.420
with Josh Green for Nas Reed, a 20 -33 unprotected

01:08:24.420 --> 01:08:27.100
first -round pick, three first -round pick swaps,

01:08:27.100 --> 01:08:29.640
and three second -round picks. And here's what

01:08:29.640 --> 01:08:32.840
LaVar Ball had to say about the trade. Minnesota

01:08:32.840 --> 01:08:35.239
Timberwolves, y 'all did the coldest move in

01:08:35.239 --> 01:08:37.920
the game. You wouldn't get that, no. Yes, but

01:08:37.920 --> 01:08:39.539
here's the thing. Let me give you the recipe.

01:08:39.899 --> 01:08:44.630
You got to get the other two ball boys. I'm sick

01:08:44.630 --> 01:08:47.529
of him. He all of a sudden made a comeback as

01:08:47.529 --> 01:08:50.010
a neon and it's like, go away. Even though I'm

01:08:50.010 --> 01:08:51.430
talking about him, so I'm kind of contributing

01:08:51.430 --> 01:08:54.909
to it, aren't I? Here's LeBron saying he wants

01:08:54.909 --> 01:08:56.930
to stay at home partner. I think personally me

01:08:56.930 --> 01:09:00.189
today, if I was not in a relationship today,

01:09:00.430 --> 01:09:05.350
I could not have a stay at home woman. It's not

01:09:05.350 --> 01:09:08.329
like for me who I am at 40 and what I got going

01:09:08.329 --> 01:09:10.930
on. Coming home and just seeing somebody just,

01:09:10.989 --> 01:09:12.930
yeah, you want to stay at home, wife, so you

01:09:12.930 --> 01:09:17.270
can go out and cheat. Mm -hmm. I never cheated.

01:09:19.310 --> 01:09:23.550
What's going on with this right here? Right now,

01:09:23.590 --> 01:09:27.590
load. Please load. Now to the growing divide

01:09:27.590 --> 01:09:30.930
over what the WNBA called a flagrant foul. The

01:09:30.930 --> 01:09:33.449
Phoenix Mercury's Alyssa Thomas appears. I love

01:09:33.449 --> 01:09:36.649
how women say, oh, men bring down female sports

01:09:36.649 --> 01:09:39.090
when it's really women bringing down women's

01:09:39.090 --> 01:09:42.489
sports. Here's to put her fist on Kaitlyn Clark's

01:09:42.489 --> 01:09:44.829
throat as they scrambled for a loose ball during

01:09:44.829 --> 01:09:47.409
a game on Wednesday night. Thomas was suspended

01:09:47.409 --> 01:09:49.909
one game. Yeah, you know, the other players of

01:09:49.909 --> 01:09:52.829
the WNBA are not used to going after loose balls.

01:09:53.109 --> 01:09:55.130
But now some are coming to her defense saying

01:09:55.130 --> 01:09:58.350
it was hard. play not a dirty play here's abc's

01:09:58.350 --> 01:10:02.789
perry russum what i'm doing days after the wnba

01:10:02.789 --> 01:10:04.770
announced this apparent fist pressed against

01:10:04.770 --> 01:10:07.130
the neck of superstar caitlin clark warranted

01:10:07.130 --> 01:10:10.970
a suspension To the ground. Yeah, these women

01:10:10.970 --> 01:10:14.090
are like, why does nobody like her stuff? And

01:10:14.090 --> 01:10:17.050
then you treat her like garbage. When frankly,

01:10:17.109 --> 01:10:18.489
no one's ever talked about your league until

01:10:18.489 --> 01:10:22.390
she joined. Tonight, her Indiana Fever teammate,

01:10:22.550 --> 01:10:24.569
Sophie Cunningham, speaking out on her podcast.

01:10:24.810 --> 01:10:28.149
Oh, she's so freaking hot. saying the two -time

01:10:28.149 --> 01:10:30.470
all -star is being targeted and more needs to

01:10:30.470 --> 01:10:33.430
be done to protect her. They're definitely targeting

01:10:33.430 --> 01:10:36.470
her and the league and the refs do nothing to

01:10:36.470 --> 01:10:38.949
protect her. Yeah, because there's something

01:10:38.949 --> 01:10:43.090
going on. These refs are stupid. No wonder your

01:10:43.090 --> 01:10:45.329
league's never made a profit. It's run by morons.

01:10:45.510 --> 01:10:48.189
The dirty, rotting commissioners are morons.

01:10:48.409 --> 01:10:50.149
All the people that are hating on her because

01:10:50.149 --> 01:10:52.350
she's a hetero white girl are morons. You're

01:10:52.350 --> 01:10:56.119
all stupid and ungrateful. Gushing across the

01:10:56.119 --> 01:10:58.140
league and beyond stems from this moment Wednesday

01:10:58.140 --> 01:11:00.800
night. Phoenix Mercury forward Alyssa Thomas

01:11:00.800 --> 01:11:04.260
falling on Clark scrambling for the ball. Can

01:11:04.260 --> 01:11:07.340
you imagine if Kaylin did it to her? At one point,

01:11:07.380 --> 01:11:10.039
Thomas appears to push into Clark's neck. I hate

01:11:10.039 --> 01:11:12.140
when the news says that. She didn't push him.

01:11:12.319 --> 01:11:15.300
Appears to push. Of course she did. A hand to

01:11:15.300 --> 01:11:18.939
the neck. Absolutely disrespectful. We have a

01:11:18.939 --> 01:11:22.899
generational talent. And a WNBA superstar. No

01:11:22.899 --> 01:11:25.500
foul was given during that game, but the WNBA

01:11:25.500 --> 01:11:27.520
reviewed the play and issued a flagrant foul

01:11:27.520 --> 01:11:30.399
against Thomas. Yeah, after the game. She got

01:11:30.399 --> 01:11:32.300
a one game suspension, which is like half their

01:11:32.300 --> 01:11:34.260
paycheck. You know what? I never want to hear

01:11:34.260 --> 01:11:36.180
women complain about women's sports again. When

01:11:36.180 --> 01:11:39.619
it's women bringing down women. Although that'd

01:11:39.619 --> 01:11:42.039
be a good video. Women bringing down women. Oh

01:11:42.039 --> 01:11:44.079
yeah, I'd watch that. What's going on with this

01:11:44.079 --> 01:11:49.439
moron right here? Right here. Happy Hot Topic!

01:11:50.010 --> 01:11:52.189
Idea player Malik Beasley has been indicted on

01:11:52.189 --> 01:11:54.729
federal gambling charges. Man, gambling is out

01:11:54.729 --> 01:11:58.310
of control. Everybody wants to gamble. It's stupid.

01:11:58.609 --> 01:12:00.649
To an alleged sports betting scheme his attorney

01:12:00.649 --> 01:12:03.029
announced on Monday. Yeah, there's something

01:12:03.029 --> 01:12:06.750
going on here, man. Mm -hmm. The 29 -year -old

01:12:06.750 --> 01:12:08.630
is voluntarily surrendering to authorities, according

01:12:08.630 --> 01:12:10.550
to Shams, and the case involves alleged point

01:12:10.550 --> 01:12:12.630
shaving and... I thought it was Shams. Shams.

01:12:12.689 --> 01:12:14.649
I'm not even listening. These reporters don't

01:12:14.649 --> 01:12:18.699
even know how to say names. You're stupid. And

01:12:18.699 --> 01:12:21.140
then there's this freaking racist mutant right

01:12:21.140 --> 01:12:24.380
here. No, I don't like this race card. But Emmanuel

01:12:24.380 --> 01:12:28.460
Acho. Yeah, the guy that's asking my brothers

01:12:28.460 --> 01:12:31.439
what his boss formerly of Fox Sports. He says

01:12:31.439 --> 01:12:33.840
the WNBA would be better off without Kaelin Clark.

01:12:34.020 --> 01:12:36.579
I wonder why you think that. You're a douche

01:12:36.579 --> 01:12:40.720
bag. And I hope you know that. Here you are,

01:12:40.720 --> 01:12:43.470
moron. in time would be better without caitlyn

01:12:43.470 --> 01:12:46.029
clark because she is a bigger distraction than

01:12:46.029 --> 01:12:48.529
she is an additive oh she might be a distraction

01:12:48.529 --> 01:12:51.510
but guess what was anybody watching women's sports

01:12:51.510 --> 01:12:55.689
beforehand no and nobody will when she leaves

01:12:55.689 --> 01:12:59.789
dead because no one really cares about your speakeasy

01:12:59.789 --> 01:13:03.010
podcast unless you say outlandish things because

01:13:03.010 --> 01:13:04.909
you can't have an original thought without being

01:13:04.909 --> 01:13:09.770
clickbait because you're stupid Kaitlyn Clark

01:13:09.770 --> 01:13:12.470
has gotten the WNBA over the necessary threshold

01:13:12.470 --> 01:13:15.170
they needed. Now people are watching. Yeah, so

01:13:15.170 --> 01:13:16.829
then keep her, dude. It'd be like getting rid

01:13:16.829 --> 01:13:20.319
of Kobe in 2001. Yeah, she's still a little raw.

01:13:20.479 --> 01:13:22.399
I can learn a ball a little better, but she's

01:13:22.399 --> 01:13:24.619
great. Realize, oh, there's talent in the W.

01:13:24.659 --> 01:13:26.960
Talent that's actually even greater than Kaitlyn

01:13:26.960 --> 01:13:28.659
Clark. And I'm not just talking about bigs like

01:13:28.659 --> 01:13:30.739
Asia. I'm talking about the Olivia Miles. I'm

01:13:30.739 --> 01:13:32.859
talking about the Paige Beckers. I will say,

01:13:32.899 --> 01:13:35.380
he does know more names than me. But did anybody

01:13:35.380 --> 01:13:38.140
ever talk about the WNBA besides maybe Lisa Leslie

01:13:38.140 --> 01:13:42.720
or Diana Taurasi before Kaitlyn Clark? No, unless

01:13:42.720 --> 01:13:45.319
you were a Hoops fan like me. I'm talking about

01:13:45.319 --> 01:13:48.539
the Kelsey Mitchells. Who? I know I like Kelsey

01:13:48.539 --> 01:13:52.239
Monroe. Kaitlyn got the necessary eyes there.

01:13:52.600 --> 01:13:54.760
But now that the eyes are there. You don't need

01:13:54.760 --> 01:13:57.500
to change any rules. Just call the fouls. We

01:13:57.500 --> 01:13:59.439
don't necessarily need her anymore. All right,

01:13:59.439 --> 01:14:01.699
we don't need you, Emmanuel. Your career's dead.

01:14:02.020 --> 01:14:05.140
No one likes you. You're known as a douchebag

01:14:05.140 --> 01:14:08.220
to be around. You kind of have bitch -clamped

01:14:08.220 --> 01:14:10.939
face, but hey, I got to give it to you. You did

01:14:10.939 --> 01:14:14.420
get to bang out Joy Taylor. But then again, that's

01:14:14.420 --> 01:14:16.840
not that much of an accomplishment because it

01:14:16.840 --> 01:14:23.039
seems like everybody banged out Joy Taylor. You

01:14:23.039 --> 01:14:25.840
got to see those milky jugs, didn't you? Oh,

01:14:25.840 --> 01:15:09.550
yeah. All over your face. Yup. Ryan Hop on the

01:15:09.550 --> 01:15:12.569
mic, spittin' fire again National waves and the

01:15:12.569 --> 01:15:15.050
city's its friend Walkin' headlines, man, you

01:15:15.050 --> 01:15:17.369
can't resist Every scoop hittin' harder than

01:15:17.369 --> 01:15:43.609
a clenched fist Got to see this video right here.

01:15:43.689 --> 01:15:45.869
A Tampa man is in jail accused of a road rage

01:15:45.869 --> 01:15:48.109
incident. All of it caught right here on camera.

01:15:48.350 --> 01:15:50.949
I'm telling you, sometimes I can get road rage,

01:15:51.029 --> 01:15:53.029
but it ain't worth it because a loser is like

01:15:53.029 --> 01:15:55.569
him. On I -4, that's in Plant City. Troopers

01:15:55.569 --> 01:15:58.390
say 59 -year -old Sylvester Brown cut off another

01:15:58.390 --> 01:16:01.090
driver Saturday afternoon, forcing her to stop

01:16:01.090 --> 01:16:03.329
right there in the middle of the interstate.

01:16:03.369 --> 01:16:06.810
They also say Brown got out. So there was a fight

01:16:06.810 --> 01:16:09.489
that happened. Bunch of losers. What's going

01:16:09.489 --> 01:16:14.550
on here? Florida lawmakers recently passed legislation

01:16:14.550 --> 01:16:17.750
to help protect consumers against Bitcoin scams.

01:16:17.750 --> 01:16:21.329
Yeah, there's scams going on at the Bitcoin ATMs.

01:16:21.369 --> 01:16:26.859
I could have told you that. We are exactly 68

01:16:26.859 --> 01:16:29.500
days away from the University of South Florida

01:16:29.500 --> 01:16:32.720
kicking off its 2026 football season. Got a countdown.

01:16:33.020 --> 01:16:34.859
Administrators sharing the latest details about

01:16:34.859 --> 01:16:37.279
their historic home stadium under construction

01:16:37.279 --> 01:16:40.060
just in the last few hours, too. And new tonight,

01:16:40.199 --> 01:16:41.840
10 Tampa Bay News reporter Annie Krall brings

01:16:41.840 --> 01:16:44.500
you an inside look at the Bulls' new stadium

01:16:44.500 --> 01:16:48.340
sales center. This is the nearly 18 -foot -tall,

01:16:48.359 --> 01:16:50.060
high -definition... All right, so they're building

01:16:50.060 --> 01:16:52.579
a new stadium. Good for them. They're doing a

01:16:52.579 --> 01:16:55.039
good job over there. What's going on right here?

01:16:56.619 --> 01:16:59.140
Well, if you're parking in the city of Sarasota,

01:16:59.220 --> 01:17:01.899
make sure you know the new rules before you leave

01:17:01.899 --> 01:17:05.119
your car. New citywide paid parking changes officially

01:17:05.119 --> 01:17:07.520
took effect today. And you know there's barely

01:17:07.520 --> 01:17:09.300
any signs about it because they're trying to

01:17:09.300 --> 01:17:14.539
scam you. What's going on here? Well, the Tampa

01:17:14.539 --> 01:17:16.420
Bay Rays are getting hot again. They're on a

01:17:16.420 --> 01:17:18.739
five -game winning streak, and they're now back

01:17:18.739 --> 01:17:20.579
on top of the A. They have the best record in

01:17:20.579 --> 01:17:22.779
the AL. Like, you know what's going to happen?

01:17:23.159 --> 01:17:25.720
They'll lose in the first round or whatever they

01:17:25.720 --> 01:17:28.579
do. Tonight, the roommate of a man shot and killed

01:17:28.579 --> 01:17:31.060
by a St. Pete police officer is encouraging people

01:17:31.060 --> 01:17:33.739
to prioritize their mental health. The shooting

01:17:33.739 --> 01:17:35.920
happened while police responded to a mental health

01:17:35.920 --> 01:17:38.840
call. We have video here of the scene. Investigators

01:17:38.840 --> 01:17:41.159
say when officers arrived, they found a case.

01:17:41.300 --> 01:17:42.960
All right, so take care of your mental health.

01:17:43.020 --> 01:17:44.560
And then there's this adorable headline right

01:17:44.560 --> 01:17:50.260
here. Staff at the Hillsborough County Pet Resource

01:17:50.260 --> 01:17:52.899
Center say they are simply overwhelmed by the

01:17:52.899 --> 01:17:55.960
number of cats in their care. Yeah, there's a

01:17:55.960 --> 01:18:03.619
700 % cat capacity. Yeah. I'm good with Luna.

01:18:03.659 --> 01:18:05.899
If I brought any cats home, she'd be pissed off.

01:18:07.380 --> 01:18:09.800
What's going on here? Time for Chicago News.

01:18:16.300 --> 01:18:21.180
Live from the go, y 'all. Crying in the booth,

01:18:21.260 --> 01:18:34.579
staying tall. Yeah. Six. Yeah. Six, nine, but

01:18:34.579 --> 01:18:37.399
he been in these mics. All in ten heights, now

01:18:37.399 --> 01:18:39.960
the cynic is tight. From the berms to the block,

01:18:40.039 --> 01:18:42.300
that's a hell of a height. Turn it down, see

01:18:42.300 --> 01:18:45.300
his name on the lights. He got callers on the

01:18:45.300 --> 01:18:48.869
lines. From the side to the sticks, they relate

01:18:48.869 --> 01:18:51.430
to the views Every segment like a story from

01:18:51.430 --> 01:18:54.229
the avenue Tell him slick, then he fact -check

01:18:54.229 --> 01:18:59.609
the attitude This that Chicago news Hop it out

01:18:59.609 --> 01:19:02.470
and let him choose From the heights to the loo,

01:19:02.470 --> 01:19:05.949
what it do Every block, every verse in the room

01:19:05.949 --> 01:19:19.979
This that Chicago news All right, now. Howdy.

01:19:20.920 --> 01:19:29.760
The temperatures didn't keep people from enjoying

01:19:29.760 --> 01:19:32.439
what summertime in Chicago has to offer. Oh,

01:19:32.439 --> 01:19:34.699
yeah, it's the local news talking about how hot

01:19:34.699 --> 01:19:38.119
it is. So people went to the local pools. What

01:19:38.119 --> 01:19:42.800
happened here? A familiar burger spot in the

01:19:42.800 --> 01:19:45.079
western suburbs has served its last customers.

01:19:47.369 --> 01:19:52.229
I've heard it's selling. And they're overpriced.

01:19:53.630 --> 01:19:57.149
All right, so since COVID. And then we're going

01:19:57.149 --> 01:19:59.329
to let this play out, the full thing. It's the

01:19:59.329 --> 01:20:02.470
honoring the late Stacey King of the Bulls. Rest

01:20:02.470 --> 01:20:04.989
in peace, King. Well, the Chicago Bulls are paying

01:20:04.989 --> 01:20:07.550
tribute to a fan favorite, both on and off the

01:20:07.550 --> 01:20:10.289
court. Family members and teammates honored the

01:20:10.289 --> 01:20:12.829
life of the late Bulls legend and broadcaster,

01:20:12.890 --> 01:20:16.310
Stacey King. For the Jens, Patrick Elwood has

01:20:16.310 --> 01:20:23.029
more. For Chicago Bulls fans, Stacey King will

01:20:23.029 --> 01:20:25.430
always hold a special place in their hearts.

01:20:25.850 --> 01:20:28.989
Fan favorite on and off the court, the service

01:20:28.989 --> 01:20:31.770
was held at the Advocate Center, a training facility

01:20:31.770 --> 01:20:35.229
close to the United Center. It was an at -time

01:20:35.229 --> 01:20:37.930
sad, but overall very much joyous gathering.

01:20:38.170 --> 01:20:41.430
Former teammates, co -workers, and Bulls team

01:20:41.430 --> 01:20:44.630
leadership. He meant so much to me, to my family,

01:20:44.729 --> 01:20:48.090
to my dad who is here today, to everyone in our

01:20:48.090 --> 01:20:51.109
organization, to the city of Chicago, and to

01:20:51.109 --> 01:20:54.609
Bulls fans all over the world. The Chicago Bulls

01:20:54.609 --> 01:20:58.470
select Stacey King from the University of Oklahoma.

01:20:58.729 --> 01:21:01.850
He drafted number six overall in the 1989 NBA

01:21:01.850 --> 01:21:05.489
draft. the university of oklahoma the 6 foot

01:21:05.489 --> 01:21:08.189
11 inch king played alongside michael jordan

01:21:08.189 --> 01:21:11.689
scotty pippen to secure three consecutive championships

01:21:11.689 --> 01:21:21.189
from 1991 to 1993. he would go on to play for

01:21:21.189 --> 01:21:24.210
several more teams for several more years but

01:21:24.210 --> 01:21:27.449
in 2004 he began his broadcasting career as a

01:21:27.449 --> 01:21:30.880
studio analyst and then a game analyst for the

01:21:30.880 --> 01:21:35.020
2006 nba playoffs then just months later that

01:21:35.020 --> 01:21:37.859
year beginning is broadcasting each and every

01:21:37.859 --> 01:21:41.060
game alongside partner neil funk coining such

01:21:41.060 --> 01:21:44.199
phrases as give me the hot sauce as derrick rose

01:21:44.199 --> 01:21:47.760
and that team rose to playoff prominence funny

01:21:47.760 --> 01:21:53.439
but descriptive and sometimes way too descriptive

01:21:53.439 --> 01:21:58.000
he was iconic he was into pop culture He knew

01:21:58.000 --> 01:22:00.579
everything about it, but he also knew the history

01:22:00.579 --> 01:22:04.119
of the NBA and the history of the Chicago Bulls,

01:22:04.119 --> 01:22:06.560
who he dearly loved. That is my guy, Neil Funk.

01:22:07.880 --> 01:22:10.600
Rest in peace, Stacey King. It's terrible you're

01:22:10.600 --> 01:22:13.579
gone. It is true that the good, I die young.

01:22:13.859 --> 01:22:16.060
Time for a new segment called Winston -Salem

01:22:16.060 --> 01:22:18.420
News. I have family from Winston -Salem, and

01:22:18.420 --> 01:22:21.399
I asked them to make it in a Winston -Salem accent.

01:22:23.300 --> 01:22:31.539
Winston -Salem News. What? What is this? It does

01:22:31.539 --> 01:22:37.300
not sound like North Carolina, but okay. Maybe

01:22:37.300 --> 01:22:58.880
a little bit. He don't bite his tongue. No, he

01:22:58.880 --> 01:23:04.020
let it fly. If it's on his mind. I do bite my

01:23:04.020 --> 01:23:08.020
lips when I'm nervous. Winston, sell them news.

01:23:08.220 --> 01:23:12.899
Tell the truth. Tell the truth. Winston, sell

01:23:12.899 --> 01:23:15.880
them news. Coming through. Half an hour on the

01:23:15.880 --> 01:23:19.300
dial. Let it loose. Winston, sell them news.

01:23:21.920 --> 01:23:29.220
It's the truth. Winston, sell them news. He got

01:23:29.220 --> 01:23:32.279
that tempo, baby, he in the tone Bring the whole

01:23:32.279 --> 01:23:35.699
story when he grab that phone Never tiptoe around

01:23:35.699 --> 01:23:38.539
what they gotta say If it's wrong, he gon' call

01:23:38.539 --> 01:23:41.539
it out that way I like that voice, I like that

01:23:41.539 --> 01:23:45.340
spine Real talk, ridin' every single line From

01:23:45.340 --> 01:23:47.539
the south with his shop, little friend Turn the

01:23:47.539 --> 01:23:50.460
radio up, let the truth move in He don't bite

01:23:50.460 --> 01:23:56.199
his tongue, no, he let it fly If it's on his

01:23:56.199 --> 01:24:03.699
mind Winston, sell em' news Tell it true Winston,

01:24:03.720 --> 01:24:06.399
tell it, tell it, tell it, tell it true Winston,

01:24:06.479 --> 01:24:09.619
sell em' news Comin' through Hoppin' hour on

01:24:09.619 --> 01:24:12.960
the dial Let it loose Winston, sell em' news

01:24:12.960 --> 01:24:21.560
That's the truth Winston, sell em' news That's

01:24:21.560 --> 01:24:27.439
the truth One take, no fear Say it plain, say

01:24:27.439 --> 01:24:31.880
it clear Sample grade to the Carolinas. You know

01:24:31.880 --> 01:24:35.260
the man behind the line. Look, look, look, look,

01:24:35.319 --> 01:24:38.000
look. Winston, tell them news. Tell it true.

01:24:38.340 --> 01:24:41.479
Tell it, tell it, tell it, tell it true. Winston,

01:24:41.520 --> 01:24:44.720
tell them news. Tell it true. I'm the hour on

01:24:44.720 --> 01:24:48.020
the dial. Let it loose. Winston, tell them news.

01:24:55.560 --> 01:24:58.199
over with and like the justice system worked

01:24:58.199 --> 01:25:02.539
the way it's supposed to. Lee Volger, the Danville,

01:25:02.600 --> 01:25:04.600
Virginia City Councilman. You can tell these

01:25:04.600 --> 01:25:07.479
Winston -Salem anchors are nerd from Winston

01:25:07.479 --> 01:25:10.079
-Salem. Who was set on fire, stood in front of

01:25:10.079 --> 01:25:13.140
reporters today to help close the chapter on

01:25:13.140 --> 01:25:17.180
a nearly year -long legal saga. The man convicted

01:25:17.180 --> 01:25:20.699
of bringing him to the brink of death was sentenced

01:25:20.699 --> 01:25:24.829
to 40 years behind bars. That seems like a light

01:25:24.829 --> 01:25:27.909
sentence. Good evening and welcome to the Fox

01:25:27.909 --> 01:25:31.510
8. So there's that. Ah, we'll play that. It's

01:25:31.510 --> 01:25:34.050
fine. I'm a little tired today. It's a freaking

01:25:34.050 --> 01:25:47.109
cloudy weather. There's the president. Static

01:25:47.109 --> 01:25:49.729
crackle, mic pops, the hour is hoppy Cleveland

01:25:49.729 --> 01:25:52.529
skyline foggy, steel mills choppy City on the

01:25:52.529 --> 01:25:55.329
Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never sloppy Radio waves,

01:25:55.550 --> 01:25:57.649
carry tales, but they ain't gloves The concrete

01:25:57.649 --> 01:26:00.670
jungle, potholes where dreams collapse Downtown

01:26:00.670 --> 01:26:03.369
echoes, the cabs and faded cabs Past the preachin'

01:26:03.369 --> 01:26:06.069
hustle, corner kids tradin' maps Where the vibe's

01:26:06.069 --> 01:26:08.470
Midwest, but the struggle overlaps Cleveland

01:26:08.470 --> 01:26:12.270
news, where the truth gets raw Rust belt blues,

01:26:12.510 --> 01:26:15.659
every crack, every flaw Until it takes no sugar,

01:26:15.739 --> 01:26:18.640
no drop. Hoppy on the mic spittin' facts, no

01:26:18.640 --> 01:26:21.800
law. Back alleys whisper, still grit in the air.

01:26:22.060 --> 01:26:24.739
Hoppy pullin' cards, city troops lay bare. Bar

01:26:24.739 --> 01:26:27.640
sharper than the skyline, no time to spare. Opinions

01:26:27.640 --> 01:26:31.199
heavy as the lake, but he don't care. Radio days,

01:26:31.300 --> 01:26:33.439
static hum in the booth. Voice boomin' through

01:26:33.439 --> 01:26:36.199
the speakers, pittin' with the truth. Tower city

01:26:36.199 --> 01:26:39.500
shadows, echoin' the youth. Uncut, unpolished,

01:26:39.560 --> 01:26:42.260
Cleveland's the proof. Hoppy blends, no rosette.

01:26:42.800 --> 01:26:45.720
Just grind every segment, a slice of Cleveland's

01:26:45.720 --> 01:26:48.060
mind. From the flats to the heights, so a Reese

01:26:48.060 --> 01:26:51.180
combines. Unfiltered, unbothered, done, refined.

01:26:52.720 --> 01:26:59.340
Water. How it going out in the land of Cleveland?

01:26:59.880 --> 01:27:09.460
The land of Cleve. I got all the clan. Happy

01:27:09.460 --> 01:27:14.239
Hot Topic. A group of apartment residents in

01:27:14.239 --> 01:27:16.539
Euclid are scrambling to find a new place to

01:27:16.539 --> 01:27:18.500
live after they were told they had just days

01:27:18.500 --> 01:27:21.720
to get out of their homes. News 5's Remy Murray

01:27:21.720 --> 01:27:24.619
explains why they're being forced to leave. Gregory,

01:27:24.859 --> 01:27:27.579
you've been living here for 20 years. Yes, over

01:27:27.579 --> 01:27:31.180
20 years. And I've never seen no disaster like

01:27:31.180 --> 01:27:34.380
this. The clock is now ticking. This is my third.

01:27:34.619 --> 01:27:36.939
For residents like Gregory, Pam, and Jerome Thomas,

01:27:37.340 --> 01:27:40.399
to move out of Euclid's Lakeland Commons and

01:27:40.399 --> 01:27:42.569
Lakeland Tower or the former Bluestone apartments

01:27:42.569 --> 01:27:46.010
by noon on Tuesday. They told us last week that

01:27:46.010 --> 01:27:49.670
we had to be out and now everybody's trying to

01:27:49.670 --> 01:27:52.850
move. Seems kind of racist to me. You were given

01:27:52.850 --> 01:27:56.170
less than a week to move. Yeah. And by 12 o 'clock,

01:27:56.229 --> 01:27:57.729
they'll be locking up the building tomorrow,

01:27:57.989 --> 01:28:00.539
12 o 'clock p .m. What's ever in there got to

01:28:00.539 --> 01:28:02.579
stay in there. What's ever out is out. We came

01:28:02.579 --> 01:28:04.760
out to Euclid after we received an email from

01:28:04.760 --> 01:28:07.060
the Legal Aid Society of Cleveland who told us

01:28:07.060 --> 01:28:09.439
tenants at the Euclid Avenue apartment complex

01:28:09.439 --> 01:28:12.359
were told they had to leave their homes. So we

01:28:12.359 --> 01:28:14.960
showed up and saw this notice which said the

01:28:14.960 --> 01:28:17.199
apartment building is condemned and unfit for

01:28:17.199 --> 01:28:20.460
human habitation. Oh, I'm sure that's why they're

01:28:20.460 --> 01:28:59.909
doing it. Shut up! They used the R word here.

01:29:00.069 --> 01:29:02.770
We think this is art. It could be worse, though.

01:29:02.770 --> 01:29:07.189
At least we're not Detroit. We're not Detroit.

01:29:07.729 --> 01:29:09.810
The masses, sports, you know, keep people from

01:29:09.810 --> 01:29:11.609
looking at their own lives and realizing how

01:29:11.609 --> 01:29:14.569
bad they've actually gotten, you know? I mean,

01:29:14.710 --> 01:29:18.850
if you couldn't get drunk and paint yourself

01:29:18.850 --> 01:29:22.090
orange and brown every Sunday, you might realize

01:29:22.090 --> 01:29:32.600
I live in Cleveland. Did I used to eat babies

01:29:32.600 --> 01:29:34.420
in a former life, you know? And then you look

01:29:34.420 --> 01:29:36.039
around at your tiny little house that you can't

01:29:36.039 --> 01:29:37.640
afford because of the mortgage crisis and your

01:29:37.640 --> 01:29:40.140
horrible little sloppy kids who will have diabetes

01:29:40.140 --> 01:29:41.640
by the time they're eight because they live on

01:29:41.640 --> 01:29:45.520
corn syrup and lye. And then you look at your

01:29:45.520 --> 01:29:47.920
big bloated mess of a wife and she waddles towards

01:29:47.920 --> 01:29:50.100
you with her front butt going out over the top

01:29:50.100 --> 01:29:52.699
of her ass in long jeans and you think, I'm going

01:29:52.699 --> 01:29:54.619
to go shoot myself and my pregnant 12 -year -old

01:29:54.619 --> 01:30:02.739
daughter right now. that you said about Cleveland?

01:30:02.939 --> 01:30:07.619
I didn't know that at all. You like it? You think

01:30:07.619 --> 01:30:09.920
Cleveland's cool? I mean, I never heard anybody

01:30:09.920 --> 01:30:12.960
say, I'm going to Cleveland on vacation. I didn't

01:30:12.960 --> 01:30:17.840
know. What's so good about Cleveland? I didn't

01:30:17.840 --> 01:30:46.500
know. Like on the outside, whether you're white,

01:30:46.600 --> 01:30:51.060
or black, or Sasquatch even. As long as you follow

01:30:51.060 --> 01:30:54.279
your dreams, no matter how crazy or against the

01:30:54.279 --> 01:30:58.479
law it is. Except for Sasquatch. If your Sasquatch

01:30:58.479 --> 01:31:01.640
rules are different. Forget it, Meatwad. I'm

01:31:01.640 --> 01:31:06.159
a circus freak. That's all I'll ever be. Whatever.

01:31:06.399 --> 01:31:08.260
Finally, I'm one of those guys who can't wait

01:31:08.260 --> 01:31:10.300
to get to work in the morning. Like a dairy cow.

01:31:10.579 --> 01:31:27.979
Ah! Ah! Oh, yeah! Yeah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

01:31:27.979 --> 01:31:44.890
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Yeah, hey, I'd like

01:31:44.890 --> 01:31:48.890
a $9 ,000 prostitute, please. Oh, do you have

01:31:48.890 --> 01:31:52.010
nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good, and if you got

01:31:52.010 --> 01:31:55.409
an albino, send her up, too. In, like, 20 minutes,

01:31:55.430 --> 01:31:58.130
I'm gonna be asleep, so get him up there. I had,

01:31:58.130 --> 01:32:00.989
like, half a bottle of melatonin, six beers,

01:32:01.289 --> 01:32:04.909
this whole f***ing bucket of chicken. Oh, the

01:32:04.909 --> 01:32:26.689
Sandman is coming. Oh, no! a scientific discipline.

01:32:28.409 --> 01:32:31.689
Really? Why do you think they call me Dr. Quinn?

01:32:32.449 --> 01:32:35.409
I just thought that was a nickname. You know,

01:32:35.409 --> 01:32:40.050
like Dr. Gray. It's a stud. God, you're stupid.

01:32:42.689 --> 01:32:48.930
God, you're stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What

01:32:48.930 --> 01:32:51.289
is it now, Hoop? Have you turned on the TV lately?

01:32:51.529 --> 01:32:54.289
No, why? From Judd Winner, the maker of Gals

01:32:54.289 --> 01:32:56.310
Gone Wild, come a little something for the ladies.

01:32:56.729 --> 01:33:01.869
Sack Flashers. Awesome. Yeah. All right. It takes

01:33:01.869 --> 01:33:03.770
balls to do what they're doing, but these boys

01:33:03.770 --> 01:33:06.069
have got them and more. They're Sack Flashers.

01:33:06.090 --> 01:33:10.210
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01:33:14.090 --> 01:33:18.729
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01:33:18.829 --> 01:33:22.109
All right. First one. Call us. Get this free

01:33:22.109 --> 01:33:23.989
Sack Flashers code sack. Offer it as a standing

01:33:23.989 --> 01:33:26.729
by. You'd be nuts to pass up on this offer. Mm

01:33:26.729 --> 01:33:29.390
-hmm. I mean, someone at church or internet night

01:33:29.390 --> 01:33:31.930
or something. Ooh, what's that sign? Where do

01:33:31.930 --> 01:33:34.250
they put them fire poppers up in their buttholes?

01:33:34.449 --> 01:33:37.189
Now, that's a good... No, not that specific sign.

01:33:37.189 --> 01:33:40.090
But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.

01:33:40.170 --> 01:33:43.069
Oh, he loves him a good butthole. I told you

01:33:43.069 --> 01:33:45.390
not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never,

01:33:45.430 --> 01:33:47.750
verbulate that man's name in the house again.

01:33:48.149 --> 01:33:50.720
I don't think you said his name. Someone That's

01:33:50.720 --> 01:33:53.520
where they're too busy banging to exchange business

01:33:53.520 --> 01:33:56.460
cards. Don't you go Facebook him on the iBox,

01:33:56.539 --> 01:33:58.380
neither. Sheriff says you ran from down hell

01:33:58.380 --> 01:34:01.159
down to the library. Yeah, you know I did. You

01:34:01.159 --> 01:34:09.140
go strong or you don't go at all. Whoa, a real

01:34:09.140 --> 01:34:12.319
live robot. Or is that some kind of cheesy New

01:34:12.319 --> 01:34:16.789
Year's costume? Bite my shiny metal ass. It doesn't

01:34:16.789 --> 01:34:19.789
look so shiny to me. Shiner than yours, meatbag.

01:34:51.499 --> 01:35:03.119
And that is that. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. It's

01:35:03.119 --> 01:35:10.939
time for Poppy in the morning. RyanHockeyRadio

01:35:10.939 --> 01:35:13.680
.com Poppy Hour will be right back. You probably

01:35:13.680 --> 01:35:27.579
had Taco Bell before. As a reminder, if you don't

01:35:27.579 --> 01:35:29.880
feel like listening to this next song, you can

01:35:29.880 --> 01:35:32.680
skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes

01:35:32.680 --> 01:35:35.100
pride in his selection, so stick around, folks.

01:36:05.549 --> 01:36:42.550
We'll be right back. We'll be right back. We'll

01:36:42.550 --> 01:36:59.069
be right back. Hey, Beverly, hey you, hey shorty,

01:36:59.069 --> 01:37:06.930
let me see you get loose Hey, let's get it, I'm

01:37:06.930 --> 01:37:09.789
a strong with a mean lean When I'm guilty, then

01:37:09.789 --> 01:37:12.590
I'm representing my own team Super ugly with

01:37:12.590 --> 01:37:22.600
a stack of money, it's the Gator King I'm just

01:37:22.600 --> 01:37:25.479
fuckin' live pippin' Slide off in the club, feelin'

01:37:25.479 --> 01:37:28.619
madness in the 50s So fresh, so clean, love smacking

01:37:28.619 --> 01:37:31.859
at my lip And what it is, what it do, what it

01:37:31.859 --> 01:37:34.220
do Come on, shout it, let me see you get loose

01:37:34.220 --> 01:37:37.039
If you bought it, you can get some great goose

01:37:37.039 --> 01:37:40.539
And B .I .P., I'm puttin' my hands on you We

01:37:40.539 --> 01:37:44.079
got the remix, we got the flow We got them getting

01:37:44.079 --> 01:38:05.600
down on the floor Don't be puttin' no chasers

01:38:05.600 --> 01:38:09.100
in my drinkin' I want two hot liggas, pimpin'

01:38:09.140 --> 01:38:12.159
Smoke, drank, smoke, y 'all Keep you stayin'

01:38:12.180 --> 01:38:15.000
Smoke, drank, smoke, y 'all Keep you stayin'

01:38:15.060 --> 01:38:18.760
All on the earth I don't need courage Speech

01:38:18.760 --> 01:38:22.220
all slurred Nothin' in my cup Shit is all good

01:38:22.699 --> 01:38:25.079
I don't hide in the motherfucker makin' up words

01:38:25.079 --> 01:38:28.439
Lookin' like men, I like them light skin Two

01:38:28.439 --> 01:38:31.600
at a time, now I'm twinning twins, twins Patronix,

01:38:31.600 --> 01:38:34.180
Grey Goose, McElroy and Seagram's gin Stay together

01:38:34.180 --> 01:38:37.560
in my glass like they all best friends I can't

01:38:37.560 --> 01:38:42.000
walk, I, I, I I can't talk, broken from the day

01:38:42.000 --> 01:38:45.000
to the dawn People all for square, but my goons

01:38:45.000 --> 01:38:48.319
don't pee This drink's on you, all eyes on me

01:38:48.319 --> 01:39:10.079
And niggas with me drinkin' done Outro Music

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like you are right now in the podcast description

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-A -M -M -E -R -I -N, Hank Show. And check it

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out on his podcast feed. People with autism are

01:42:19.840 --> 01:42:22.239
often treated like they are different. Believe

01:42:22.239 --> 01:42:25.779
me, we are. Hi, this is Henry Oaks. My buddies

01:42:25.779 --> 01:42:29.020
may have known me as Hammer and Hank. I was labeled

01:42:29.020 --> 01:42:31.979
as slow when I started school. Come to find out

01:42:31.979 --> 01:42:34.939
at the age of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.

01:42:35.359 --> 01:42:37.779
Now at the age of 48, I have... completed an

01:42:37.779 --> 01:42:40.199
associate's degree in radio broadcasting, and

01:42:40.199 --> 01:42:42.899
worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as an on

01:42:42.899 --> 01:42:45.699
-air personality. So yes, I am different. People

01:42:45.699 --> 01:42:48.880
of autism have no need, no different than you.

01:42:49.279 --> 01:42:52.819
Laugh, laugh, love, and learn to gain education

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and join the workforce. I did it, and so can

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anyone else of autism. So when you meet someone

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with autism, don't feel sorry for them. Work

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isn't a disease. is a condition. To find out

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more about autism, please visit Autism Speaks

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.org. Autism Speaks. It's time to listen. Do

01:43:16.819 --> 01:43:22.220
it like my birthday. Do it like my birthday.

01:43:22.439 --> 01:43:26.899
Do it like my birthday. Do it like my birthday.

01:43:26.899 --> 01:43:30.880
Do it like my birthday. Do it like my birthday.

01:43:32.199 --> 01:43:35.140
Sagittarius. Birthday November 27th. Do it like

01:43:35.140 --> 01:44:01.069
that until I end up I'ma kill them with the pants

01:44:01.069 --> 01:44:02.270
and the shirt and the shoes and the hat with

01:44:02.270 --> 01:44:03.510
the shades and the chain and the watch is the

01:44:03.510 --> 01:44:05.329
reason I be standing now. That's where I should

01:44:05.329 --> 01:44:07.470
spin that cake while I take Icing up the cake,

01:44:07.529 --> 01:44:09.569
it's supposed to be there y 'all Come on everybody,

01:44:09.710 --> 01:44:11.670
it's supposed to be me Do it like my birthday,

01:44:11.689 --> 01:44:14.670
do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday,

01:44:14.670 --> 01:45:17.859
do it like my birthday We'll be right back. Down

01:45:17.859 --> 01:45:21.560
at the seat. Hello. Just listen. Just listen.

01:45:22.460 --> 01:45:25.460
Just get my nails done. Just get my hair done.

01:45:25.739 --> 01:45:28.100
Just got this bad new Gucci bag matching Gucci

01:45:28.100 --> 01:45:31.060
pumps. Shoes matching the belt. Skirt matching

01:45:31.060 --> 01:45:33.720
the blouse. Chain matching the rack. Yeah, I'm

01:45:33.720 --> 01:45:36.840
doing my thing. Got so many haters. Why is so

01:45:36.840 --> 01:45:39.460
many hating? Sick like a mental patient. I floss

01:45:39.460 --> 01:45:42.140
like a dentist patient. Just testing my patience.

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Just getting work in my nerves. I'm getting spit.

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I'm a hood star and I'm partying like a rock

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star. Yeah, I'm better on lean. I'm a pick game

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mean. And you can't upgrade me, mommy. I'm the

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guap green team. I do it like, I do it like,

01:46:11.960 --> 01:46:14.300
I do it like, I do it like, I do it like, I do

01:46:14.300 --> 01:46:46.960
it like, I do it like, I do it like. I do it

01:46:46.960 --> 01:47:01.279
like it hurts I'm an animal, I woke up on a Monday

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And subsequently, I ain't gonna sleep till it's

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Thursday This is shot of Patron and blowin' perv

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day Get up with a G, take a home on Thursday

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your way Or I can bring another bitch and y 'all

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In a recent study, people with autism are less

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and family, having a college education. I have

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an honorary personality for many years. Always

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your kindness. to bring joy to my city. Niggas

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out here broke, got the nerve to be picky. Get

01:50:06.170 --> 01:50:07.829
my man some bread, cause I hate to see him shitty.

01:50:07.989 --> 01:50:09.510
We're back to selling dope just to make a pretty

01:50:09.510 --> 01:50:11.470
penny. Keeping it 100 with niggas saying keep

01:50:11.470 --> 01:50:13.430
it 50. Chicago before dead, body acting like

01:50:13.430 --> 01:50:15.050
we 50. I told my bitch, you fucking with the

01:50:15.050 --> 01:50:16.869
greatest and you see me. The realest of the realest

01:50:16.869 --> 01:50:18.789
and the realest of my city. Stopping your babies

01:50:18.789 --> 01:50:20.529
getting killed for no reason. Niggas cracking

01:50:20.529 --> 01:50:22.729
cars, zeroing all they people. Real niggas get

01:50:22.729 --> 01:50:24.569
blessings, share with they niggas. Real niggas

01:50:24.569 --> 01:50:26.409
fuck bitches, pay up to they niggas. Many tones

01:50:26.409 --> 01:50:28.210
for everybody, breaking down and swishing. Put

01:50:28.210 --> 01:50:30.229
the loud end right around to some music. Only

01:50:30.229 --> 01:50:32.319
take a break cause I gotta get to it. Coming

01:50:32.319 --> 01:50:34.159
from, coming from, you were probably losing Two

01:50:34.159 --> 01:50:35.939
little boys got killed when they was hooping

01:50:35.939 --> 01:50:38.760
Hawking some broke niggas, people Guns got abusive

01:50:38.760 --> 01:50:40.439
and these niggas, they abuse it And the sad part

01:50:40.439 --> 01:50:42.060
about it, they didn't even make the news I'm

01:50:42.060 --> 01:50:43.479
trying to get through it, so I'm watching all

01:50:43.479 --> 01:50:45.239
my movements Checking bags like Nike, so I tell

01:50:45.239 --> 01:50:46.800
them, just do it Tell my niggas, they my brothers,

01:50:46.899 --> 01:50:48.300
and I treat them like my brothers Tell my brothers,

01:50:48.340 --> 01:50:50.220
they my niggas, so we equal as each other Life

01:50:50.220 --> 01:50:51.859
is but a dream, till you wake up with your mother

01:50:51.859 --> 01:50:54.159
Smoke a Mary J, give you no more drama Still

01:50:54.159 --> 01:50:55.800
you won't come, I'm skunkin', I'm a master plan

01:50:55.800 --> 01:50:57.420
Gon' put it in the action, motherfucker, take

01:50:57.420 --> 01:50:59.319
a stand My boner's in the murder cabin, doing

01:50:59.319 --> 01:51:01.260
he the man I'm in my own lane, trying to see

01:51:01.260 --> 01:51:03.239
where I fit in Take a chance, one man's gonna

01:51:03.239 --> 01:51:04.939
catch a band So we out here every day, trying

01:51:04.939 --> 01:51:06.840
to chase these bands Makin' all this money, I'm

01:51:06.840 --> 01:51:08.050
on my own Money you would never understand So

01:51:08.050 --> 01:51:10.329
go ahead and judge me I still get to it And niggas

01:51:10.329 --> 01:51:11.850
say they winning But I know they really losing

01:51:11.850 --> 01:51:14.130
12 months later still riding in that Buick And

01:51:14.130 --> 01:52:08.180
if I slow grind Then I'ma be fair paid I'll be

01:52:08.180 --> 01:52:10.279
up on tour makin' dubs every weekend You locked

01:52:10.279 --> 01:52:12.020
up and you ain't got a lawyer while you speakin'

01:52:12.039 --> 01:52:13.979
Hatin' ass niggas and you broke while you breathin'

01:52:14.060 --> 01:52:15.840
Every time you see me, you know I was a demon

01:52:15.840 --> 01:52:18.020
You bet I look crazy, you know my niggas fiendin'

01:52:18.180 --> 01:52:20.020
All my niggas shootin', we're 50 -degree teamin'

01:52:20.199 --> 01:52:21.800
Out in my shows, got them niggas with the beans

01:52:21.800 --> 01:52:23.539
And we the pistol gang and it changed by the

01:52:23.539 --> 01:52:45.119
season No limit, MB4L, bitch, I mean it It doesn't

01:52:45.119 --> 01:52:47.020
mean that he gonna rap Slappin' doors open on

01:52:47.020 --> 01:52:49.000
the V, let a hunter rap All them face shots need

01:52:49.000 --> 01:52:51.520
dental to identify Louis Tony, E .T .C., bitch,

01:52:51.539 --> 01:52:53.859
I been that guy Stay high, E .T., I live in the

01:52:53.859 --> 01:52:55.760
sky Your bitch on me sexy, try and give my dick

01:52:55.760 --> 01:52:57.840
a try Take a trip from my roadies and my wrists

01:52:57.840 --> 01:53:00.140
on rollie I don't talk to the police, no talking

01:53:00.140 --> 01:53:02.420
Out west at the fee -fee, and they put everything

01:53:02.420 --> 01:53:06.020
on shorty Made man, made D, touch me and you

01:53:06.020 --> 01:53:09.000
die, no worries Latin -ass niggas always tell

01:53:09.000 --> 01:53:10.720
their stories Bitches wanna kick it, tryna be

01:53:10.720 --> 01:53:12.500
another story, no I can't Broke bitches that

01:53:12.500 --> 01:53:14.520
have been no more, no I can't Real niggas that

01:53:14.520 --> 01:53:16.300
can finish that jewelry. I'ma flex that foreign,

01:53:16.380 --> 01:53:18.300
let me get that jewelry. I be smoking heavy round,

01:53:18.319 --> 01:53:19.859
bro, they need another water. Supers love me

01:53:19.859 --> 01:53:21.420
in the club, cause you know I take it well. I

01:53:21.420 --> 01:53:23.039
don't care what we have, makers ask us, they

01:53:23.039 --> 01:53:24.539
will have it. Get up on the white saddle, smoke

01:53:24.539 --> 01:53:26.420
them like a cigarette. You can catch us in traffic,

01:53:26.539 --> 01:53:29.960
we're heavy metal. Ever, ever travel. Pop out.

01:53:30.100 --> 01:53:31.640
Tell me like I'm great, cause I know these niggas

01:53:31.640 --> 01:53:54.869
hate, niggas hate, niggas hate. Better not. Don't

01:53:54.869 --> 01:53:56.689
you hate when a nigga fake? Hell yeah, I'm already

01:53:56.689 --> 01:53:58.590
normal, most niggas snake Better smile in your

01:53:58.590 --> 01:54:00.229
face, lie to your to your face Still ain't really

01:54:00.229 --> 01:54:02.149
shit to them, cause they do it that day Haters

01:54:02.149 --> 01:54:04.449
that be coming in, all sizes and shapes Disguised

01:54:04.449 --> 01:54:06.449
in they face, fake tryna embrace But I ain't

01:54:06.449 --> 01:54:08.529
with that, so I just fall back Like, nah, my

01:54:08.529 --> 01:54:10.529
nigga, I'm good, I'm straight Real talk, though,

01:54:10.590 --> 01:54:12.569
hate is a bitch nigga trait So if you a real

01:54:12.569 --> 01:54:14.529
nigga, then I know you can relate Lickin' in

01:54:14.529 --> 01:54:16.310
the mirror, only nigga that relate So I'm coming

01:54:16.310 --> 01:54:30.270
in great, cause I know these niggas hate Looking

01:54:30.270 --> 01:55:04.710
in the mirror only to get a relay. The laughter's

01:55:04.710 --> 01:55:07.590
growing dim. Ear drums mixed in hoppy like fingers

01:55:07.590 --> 01:55:10.430
without rings. VHX to F and M. Shoutouts hit

01:55:10.430 --> 01:55:12.550
the street. As soon as sound will vanish like

01:55:12.550 --> 01:55:15.770
shadows in the heat. The hoppy hour is coming

01:55:15.770 --> 01:55:18.890
to a close. Radio waves fading like a wilting

01:55:18.890 --> 01:55:22.090
rose. Laughter and joy dissolving in the air.

01:55:22.090 --> 01:55:25.149
Both keep the rhythm. Oh, life's just so unfair.

01:55:30.529 --> 01:55:37.850
Oh, life's buzzing with the laughter. Thank you.

01:55:41.789 --> 01:56:06.619
Thank you. Thank you. Like clockwork to a show

01:56:06.619 --> 01:56:09.039
Now it's time to face the silence Like a TV on

01:56:09.039 --> 01:56:12.180
snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor so divine

01:56:12.180 --> 01:56:14.880
The void left in our hearts Wider than a canyon

01:56:14.880 --> 01:56:23.399
line Line Empty speakers silenced by the coming

01:56:23.399 --> 01:56:25.819
to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping round

01:56:25.819 --> 01:56:28.760
a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs ease our

01:56:28.760 --> 01:56:31.380
daily grind Now silence louder than the thoughts

01:56:31.380 --> 01:56:54.300
we can't rewind So the Hoppy Hour Oh, it's just

01:56:54.300 --> 01:57:14.659
so unfair. poppyradio .com. And like that, he's

01:57:14.659 --> 01:57:17.539
gone. He probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever

01:57:17.539 --> 01:57:21.939
we're going outside, um, all I smell is poop.

01:57:22.399 --> 01:57:25.020
I'll kick you a little and we'll call it a day.

01:57:26.319 --> 01:57:38.579
Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is now over.

01:57:42.039 --> 01:57:54.100
Game over. This concludes our broadcast day.

01:57:54.319 --> 01:58:00.680
Good night and God bless America. Doors closing.